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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of H.M.S. ----, by Klaxon
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+Title: H.M.S. ----
+
+Author: Klaxon
+
+Release Date: November 1, 2010 [EBook #34190]
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+Language: English
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+ H.M.S. ----
+
+ BY
+ KLAXON
+
+ William Blackwood and Sons
+ Edinburgh and London
+ 1918
+
+ _ALL RIGHTS RESERVED_
+
+
+
+
+_TO
+
+D. V. B._
+
+
+ When Homer launched his epic on the literary sea,
+ The critics were as merciful as they can ever be:
+ "We take it that the author did the best that he can do,"
+ "And the book should be remembered for at least a year or two...."
+ But Homer let the critics go, and listened with a smile,
+ For he had heard a verdict that was better by a mile,
+ In a code that only Homer as a husband understood,--
+ "You _are_ a funny clever thing--I'd no _idea_ you could."
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ "1923" 1
+
+ PRIVILEGED 18
+
+ ACCORDING TO THEIR LIGHTS 22
+
+ A NAVAL DISCUSSION 32
+
+ THE GUNLAYER 42
+
+ A WAGE SLAVE 54
+
+ AN "ANNUAL" 61
+
+ "OUR ANNUAL" 68
+
+ MASCOTS 70
+
+ THE SPARROW 73
+
+ A WAR WEDDING 80
+
+ A HYMN OF DISGUST 94
+
+ THE "SPECIAL" 98
+
+ BETWEEN TIDES 106
+
+ LIGHT CAVALRY 116
+
+ A TRINITY 139
+
+ IN THE MORNING 144
+
+ AN AFFAIR OF OUTPOSTS 147
+
+ 1917 155
+
+ IN FORTY WEST 169
+
+ A RING AXIOM 171
+
+ CHANCES 173
+
+ THE QUARTERMASTER 185
+
+ A LANDFALL 188
+
+ NIGHT ROUNDS 195
+
+ IN THE BARRED ZONE 201
+
+ A MATTER OF ROUTINE 204
+
+ WHO CARES? 211
+
+ THE UNCHANGING SEX 213
+
+ TWO CHILDREN 216
+
+ AN URGENT COURTSHIP 234
+
+ LOOKING AFT 254
+
+ GRIT 258
+
+ A MAXIM 270
+
+ FROM A FAR COUNTRY 272
+
+ THE CRISIS 279
+
+ A SEA CHANTY 281
+
+ THE WAR OF ATTRITION 284
+
+ THROUGH AN ADMIRALTY WINDOW 303
+
+ A MOST UNTRUE STORY 318
+
+
+
+
+H.M.S. ----.
+
+
+
+
+"1923."
+
+ [The following is the description by Professor J. Scott, F.R.S.,
+ of his recent Airship Journey across the old Bed of the North
+ Sea. July 1, 1923.]
+
+
+It is perhaps unnecessary for me to state the objects and purpose of
+my journey of last week, as it would be false modesty in me not to
+recognise the great interest taken by the geologic and antiquarian
+worlds in my proposed enterprise. For the benefit, however, of those
+for whose intelligence the so-called "Popular" geologic works are
+compiled, I will recapitulate some points which are ancient history to
+my instructed readers.
+
+The winter of 1922 witnessed the greatest geologic change in the
+earth's surface since the last of the Glacial epochs. Into the causes
+and general results of this change I do not propose to enter, beyond
+mentioning my opinion that the theory propounded by Professor
+Middleton (a theory designed only for one purpose--that of attempting
+to throw doubt on the data and reasoning of my first monograph on the
+subject) is not only childish, but based on a fallacy.
+
+I will confine myself to the results as they affected this country and
+the continent of Europe, of which it is now a prolongation or
+headland--not, as the Daily Press erroneously labels it, a peninsula.
+
+The total change in elevation of the land is now calculated at 490
+feet 7 inches, but more accurate measurements are still being taken.
+This great change brings us back to a geologic age when man and
+mammoth co-existed in the primeval forest of Cromer, and when the
+Dogger Bank was a great plain where wild beasts roamed and palæolithic
+man left the traces of his industry in the bones and shaped flints
+which we hope soon to collect in quantities from the mud and ooze with
+which thousands of years of sea-action has covered them.
+
+I had little difficulty in obtaining Admiralty permission to accompany
+the Captain of a Naval Airship on one of his regular patrol trips
+across the great expanse of mud which was once the North Sea.
+
+Of course in the six months since the departure of the Ocean from the
+new lands, the district has been regularly patrolled by the Navy, but
+the air is as yet the only safe route by which to cross it. It will be
+some time, perhaps years, before the surface becomes safe to walk on,
+although the Government is plentifully sprinkling grass and other
+seeds from all passing aircraft. In the large and powerful airship in
+which I was privileged to travel, we had every modern device for
+enabling a close inspection of the surface to be taken. A trail-rope
+was used when it was desired to drift slowly or to actually hover over
+some of the points of interest which we observed on our passage.
+
+The day was fine and clear, and I could not have wished for better
+weather conditions when we rose over Dover and started the main
+engines on a north-easterly course. As no maps can yet be compiled of
+the New Lands (as popular clamour has most inaccurately labelled them)
+owing to their dangerous surface, we navigated by the old Admiralty
+charts, marked in depths of water, and I was amused at having the
+Varne and Goodwin "shoals" pointed out to me--the objects indicated
+being long ridges of sandy hills rising from the shining surface of
+the Channel bed. Off Deal and Dover a few of the wrecks are being
+worked on by enterprising local Salvage Companies--a road being laid
+out to each composed of gravel, sand, and brushwood. I fear, however,
+that the speculators will not profit greatly. The roads are good
+enough over the sand, but where they cross the mud-flats they swallow
+not only their traffic but the funds of their owners.
+
+As we travelled up the valley with the drone of our engines echoing
+from the whale-backed ridges on either side, with our gondolas barely
+a hundred feet from the ground, I discussed our programme with the
+Captain, whose views and reminiscences I found most entertaining. On
+general subjects he was like most of his service, almost contemptibly
+uneducated (I might mention that he did not understand what
+Magdalenian culture was!), but he was evidently well read in his own
+trade. He told me several stories which were no doubt excellent, but
+which were marred to a point of incomprehensibility by a foolish
+interlarding of technical terms. I gave him a short précis of what is
+known or deduced of prehistoric life on the New Lands, and spoke of
+the bones and fossils occasionally found in trawl-nets by the
+fishermen. His point of view was that the war overshadowed everything.
+He seemed to think that that event was one from which all others
+should date, although it had lasted such a short time. As very little
+of interest to me could yet be seen owing to the general coating of
+slime with which the land was covered, I amused myself by listening to
+his experiences on his weekly air patrols, his conversation being
+somewhat after this style:--
+
+"Yes, it was a fair snorter while it lasted--that gale,--damn lucky we
+hadn't many ships out. Yes, most of 'em got in. They either ran down
+Channel (Lord! the Straits were like opening the caisson gates to a
+graving-dock!) and made New Queenstown, or else they got into harbour on
+the East Coast and stranded there. You see, what with mines and wrecks,
+the North Sea wasn't being used much, and as the navies were taking a
+rest there wasn't much of value at sea. Some ships got stuck
+though--fishing boats mostly. No, they were all right--it took a week to
+drain off, and it was calm weather when they grounded. Most of them have
+wireless now, and they yelped for help, and we took 'em off. Those that
+hadn't were a bit hungry when we found them, but I don't think we lost
+many. You see, all nations sent air fleets out. Have you read the U.S.
+Magazine? You ought to; there's a damn good argument going on as to
+whether it would have paid us or Germany most if it had happened during
+the war. I think us, myself. You see, there's only a narrow channel now
+running past the Norwegian coast, and we could have mined that. Look at
+that, Professor! How's that for mines? That's Zeebrugge with the houses
+showing over the sand-hills. Whose? Oh! both sides put 'em there--that
+hollow to the east is proper stiff with them, isn't it? Port
+fifteen--Quartermaster! steer east--What? No, just going to show you
+something. You said it seemed a wicked waste of material; well, look
+over there--two of them got it. One's a U.C. boat but the other's a big
+one. They picked them up coming back, and that big chap's nearly in two
+halves--Starboard twenty, Quartermaster! No, we needn't go closer,
+you'll see one every half mile between here and Heligoland--some of ours
+as well as theirs. Yes--that's a Dutchman--torpedoed by the look of
+him. See the hole in the stern? Oh, butter and bacon and that sort of
+thing! No, nobody in her. Why? Well, look at the davits--they left her
+before she sank--all the boats are gone.
+
+"Like these glasses? That's the _Hinder_ over there. Yes, they still
+live in her, and she's still useful. A fine big lightship, isn't she?
+She settled down at her moorings as peacefully as could be, and when
+we sent a line down to them on our first patrol trip after the show,
+they sent up a note asking for some 'baccy, and would we post some
+letters for them? Nothing ever did worry the _Hinder_ in the war, and
+it won't now. You see, English and German used to fight under her tail
+every other night, and as she was an international light she just
+flashed away and looked on. I wonder none of their crew have written a
+book yet--'Battles round the _Hinder_,' by an Eyewitness. It would be
+better than most of the truck that has been written in England about
+it. Yes, she lies in a bit of a hollow, but the light shows up all
+right, and that's all we want. Here you are; this is what you wanted."
+
+We had reached the first object of interest in my journey. More
+trail-rope was paid out, and we swung with our engine stopped, downwind,
+lying twenty feet above a great pit torn in the earth by some tremendous
+explosion. All around the pit-mouth lay masses of earth and rock, and
+the face of the crater was thick with bone-breccia and fossils of every
+kind. The explosion had occurred over an old beach on the bank of what
+had once been the old Channel River. For thousands of years prehistoric
+men and beasts had lived and died there, and had left their skeletons to
+enlighten us. And more than bones had been left. Almost the first
+basket-load that our light electric "grab" produced for us contained
+among its numerous specimens of surpassing interest a rough "hand-axe"
+of dark flint, possibly of Pre-Chellean culture. However, the whole of
+my notes and specimens obtained on this visit are now being examined
+and classified, and I will postpone description of them until the
+meeting of the Society on the 18th.
+
+I would have liked to have descended into the pit by a ladder or other
+means, but was dissuaded, partly by the motion of the airship, which
+swayed to and fro in the light wind, and partly by the blunt negative
+with which my suggestion was greeted by the Captain. We took only
+three baskets of specimens from this spot, as we had others to visit,
+and our carrying capacity was limited. As we slowly hauled in the
+trail-rope and prepared to continue our journey, I asked the Captain
+whether this crater had been intentionally formed by the Government
+for purposes of research, or whether it had been produced accidentally
+in the late war.
+
+"Accident?" he said. "Well, no, hardly that--but still, I expect he
+_thought_ he might pull it off without doing himself in." He pointed
+to one of two big submarines which lay on opposite sides of the
+crater. The one indicated was the smaller of the two, and the least
+damaged. She lay upright with a slight tilt up by the bow (which was
+dented and torn rather badly). The other was in two halves, and lay on
+her side with a mound of earth, bones, and rock, making a sort of
+rough junction between the halves. The two submarines looked like
+great guardians of the pit, and I wondered at the madness of man that
+makes him revel in war and killing to no purpose. I mentioned
+something of this thought to the Captain, who was still gazing at the
+more intact of the two boats, and tapping a flint "Coup de poing" on
+the side of our gondola.
+
+"Well, Professor," he said, "the man who made this tool didn't make it
+to clean his nails with, did he?" I observed that it was now generally
+agreed that most of prehistoric man's weapons were for use against his
+greatest foes--which were wild beasts, and not men. The Captain jerked
+the flint implement back into the basket.
+
+"My oath! you've said it," he snapped. "_We've_ been fighting wild
+beasts, and that chap in the smaller boat was a friend of mine. He
+took that Fritz fairly amidships with his stem, but he couldn't get
+free, and they went down locked. When Fritz hit bottom his mines went,
+and that blew them apart, and so there's your bone pit, Professor."
+
+I looked back at the pit and the two hulks beside it, now dwindling
+astern. "How do you know all that?" I asked.
+
+"Read his number on the conning-tower for one thing, and the chap who
+had that boat would be pretty sure to take a Hun with him when he had to
+go. The rest? Well, his bows are bashed in, you see, and his lid is
+still open, so he gave Fritz his bow first on the surface. You may have
+some relics of curious beasts in that basket, Professor, but I can show
+you a relic, or a hundred if you like, of a damn sight nastier beast.
+See the masts over that mudbank? That's a Dutch liner--two torpedoes and
+no warning. Full of women too. Like to go and look? I thought not. Yes,
+Professor, I can show you two hundred sunken ships in a few hours' run
+here, and they haven't all got their davits empty by a long chalk. Never
+mind--here's something more amusing."
+
+Our engine slowed and almost stopped while we drifted across a flat,
+broad, muddy plateau which sloped away to a valley on each side.
+
+"See those lines?" said my abrupt naval friend--"those long straight
+scores along the mud, I mean. Those are where the submarines--ours and
+theirs--have been taking bottom for a rest. Taking bottom? Oh! on
+winter nights, when it's too dark to see or when they're waiting for
+anything, or got defects or struck fog, you know. They used to take
+bottom a lot here, because it's good surface and they had twenty
+fathom of water, too. The marks haven't washed out yet. See this one?
+He bumped three times before he settled: he must have had a lot of
+headway on--his track's all of half a mile. That bed is where he
+settled for the night. It's soft there, and he worked in over his
+bilge keel. There's another, fifty yards off him. Of course it was
+probably made a year before or after he made his, but there must have
+been cases when our boats and Fritz's lay that much apart all night
+and didn't know it. Pretty queer idea, isn't it? Perhaps a banjo
+strumming in one boat and a gramophone going in the other. Oh yes,
+they used to have concerts on the bottom before turning in! One of our
+chaps gave me a programme once. There were twenty items in it, and it
+was headed 'C/o G.P.O.--126 feet.' This was a regular submarine
+traffic lane for both sides. Some parts of the surface up north aren't
+marked at all,--it was either too deep water or there were too many
+mines about. Funny thing is, that some of the areas which both sides
+seem to have studiously gone round and avoided have no mines at all in
+them. Just rumour, I suppose. They gave the place a bad name and
+damned it. Eh? No--that's all right--tip 'em out on the deck--we can
+scrub the place out when we get in."
+
+He spoke to a sailor, who stepped forward and turned the nearest
+basket of specimens upside down. As he did so, something rolled from
+the heap to my feet, and with a thrill which could only be understood
+by my brother scientists I gazed on the greatest archæological
+discovery of the ages. I have already announced my discovery to the
+press, and the scientists of all nations are now gathering in London
+to inspect it, so I shall not enter now on a detailed description. I
+may say that my first thought was that I had in my hands a copy of my
+confrère Keith's reconstruction of the Piltdown skull, and that my own
+reconstruction had been to a certain extent false; but on mature
+reflection I decided that this could not be so, and that I must
+classify my find as belonging to a hitherto unknown branch of the race
+of Homo Sapiens--akin to, but yet distinct from, Eoanthropus. This
+prehistoric man I have called Homo Scoticanthropus, and my full report
+and conclusions will be shortly before the Society.
+
+The skull is intact and requires no reconstruction. The lower mandible
+is of the chimpanzee-like type found with Eoanthropus, and as it was
+picked up by the same basket, must undoubtedly belong to the skull.
+
+As to the remainder of our voyage, I can only say that I spent the time
+on the floor of the gondola measuring and inspecting my find. I could
+not tear myself away from it, and we therefore omitted our visits to
+other spots where explosions were known to have occurred near the old
+sea-bed, confining ourselves to a hurried round of the Naval patrol
+route. Beyond a casual inspection and a remark that it looked like
+Hindenburg, the airship captain took no interest in this now famous
+skull, but confined himself to his duties of navigation and control.
+
+It is unfortunate that the exact depth and geological strata of the
+skull's position cannot be given. The basket was drawn from the bottom
+of the pit, but the skull may have been either thrown up by the
+explosion or rolled down later by the action of the tides.
+
+When the new lands have dried we hope to have a careful inspection of
+that and other pits, when more and perhaps equally valuable
+discoveries may be made.
+
+I have perhaps made undue mention of my naval friend in this pamphlet,
+but to tell the truth his type was new to me. Though, like all his
+fellow-officers, his limited education had tended to make him
+narrow-minded, he nevertheless deserves mention here as having assisted,
+albeit in a humble way, in the most wonderful discovery in history.
+
+
+
+
+PRIVILEGED.
+
+
+ They called across to Peter at the changing of the Guard,
+ At the red-gold Doors that the Angels keep,--
+ "Lend us help to the Portal, for they press upon us hard,
+ They are straining at the Gate, many deep."
+
+ Then Peter rose and went to the wicket by the Wall,
+ Where the Starlight flashed upon the crowd;
+ And he saw a mighty wave from the Greatest Gale of all
+ Break beneath him with a roar, swelling loud--
+
+ _Let us in! Let us in! We have left a load of sin
+ On the battlefield that flashes far below.
+ From the trenches or the sea--there's a pass for such as we,
+ For we died with our faces to the foe._
+
+ "_We haven't any creed--for we never felt the need,--
+ And our morals are as ragged as can be;
+ But we finished in a way that has cleared us of the clay,
+ And we're coming to you clean, as you can see._"
+
+ Then Peter looked below him with a smile upon his lips,
+ And he answered, "Ye are fighters, as I know
+ By your badges of the air, of the trenches, and the ships,
+ And the wounds that on your bodies glisten so."
+
+ And he looked upon the wounds, that were many and were grim,
+ And his glance was all-embracing--unafraid;
+ And he looked to meet the eyes that were smiling up to him,
+ All a-level as a new-forged blade.
+
+ "Ye are savage men and rough--from the fo'c'sle and the tent;
+ Ye have put High Heaven to alarm;
+ But I see it written clear by the road ye went,
+ That ye held by the Fifteenth Psalm."
+
+ And they shouted in return, "_'Tis a thing we've never read,
+ But you passed our friends inside
+ That won to the end of the road we tread
+ Long ago when the Mons Men died._"
+
+ "_Let us in! Let us in! We have fallen for the Right,
+ And the Crown that we listed to win,
+ That we earned by the Somme or the waters of the Bight;
+ You're a fighting man yourself--Let us in!_"
+
+ Then Peter gave a sign and the Gates flung wide
+ To the sound of a bugle-call:
+ "Pass the fighting men to the ranks inside,
+ Who came from the earth or the cold grey tide,
+ With their heads held high and a soldier's stride,
+ To a Friend in the Judgment Hall."
+
+
+
+
+ACCORDING TO THEIR LIGHTS.
+
+
+The world was a streak of green and white bubbles, and there was a
+great roaring noise which disturbed his thoughts. "Boots--boots--I
+must get them off." He remembered the only occasion on which he had
+experienced an anæsthetic, the mental struggle to retain his ego, and
+the loss of will-power he had known at every breath. He was going down
+now, the roaring was less terrible and he felt very tired. A check in
+his descent and a little voice at the back of his brain: "There was a
+big sea running." Then a blur of white foam and a long gasping breath.
+Something rasped his forehead and a rough serge sleeve was across his
+throat. He fought feebly to keep the choking arm away, but as they
+rose on the crest of a long blue-green swell, he was jerked from the
+water by the neck and the belt of his overcoat. His first clear
+sensation was one of intense chill. Although there was little wind, it
+was cold in the air. He raised his head and moved to avoid the
+uncomfortable pressure of something on his chest. As he saw his
+situation he dropped his head again quickly and lay still. He was
+across the keel of a broad grey boat which pitched and heaved at
+terrifying angles as the seas passed. He crawled cautiously round,
+pivoting on his stomach till his legs straddled the keel and he had a
+grip on it with his hands under his chin. Facing him in a similar
+attitude was a seaman he knew, a tall brawny torpedoman whom he had
+noticed rigging the lights in the Wardroom flat on occasions when
+Evening Service had been held there. What was his name--Davies? Denny?
+No, Dunn! of course--the ship's boxer, and the funny man at the
+concerts. Were they two all that was left? He opened his mouth and
+gasped a little before speaking.
+
+"All right, sir--take it easy--I've been off this billet twice, and
+it's no joke getting back to it. Good thing you're a light weight,
+sir, or you'd've pulled me in just now."
+
+"Are there--are there any more, Dunn?"
+
+"God knows, sir--beggin' your pardon, that is--the mine got us forr'd
+and the magazine went. This is the pinnace we're on, and it's the
+biggest bit of the ship I've seen floating yet."
+
+"Good God! Where were you?"
+
+"On the bridge, sir, just sent for by the Officer of the Watch about
+the telephones; but I'm--I don't know 'ow I got away, sir--flew, I
+reckon. Where were you, sir?"
+
+"Coming up the Wardroom ladder, and as I got on deck I was washed
+away. Dunn! do you think we'll be picked up?"
+
+The seaman raised his head and shoulders cautiously and took a rapid
+glance around as they topped a sea, then resumed his attitude along
+the keel, his chin on his crossed wrists. "You're a parson, sir," he
+said, "and you're ready for it, so I'll tell you. We were on detached
+duty, and there mayn't be another ship here for a week yet."
+
+"A week! But, man, a merchant ship or fisherman might pass any time."
+
+"A fisherman might, sir; but I never saw a merchantman since we came
+on this trip, and I don't see anything now."
+
+There was a pause, and the padre shivered in his thin wet clothes.
+"The sea was going down this morning; how long do you think we could
+stay alive on this?"
+
+"That's the trouble, sir. This is the pinnace, and she's stove in a bit."
+
+"Do you mean she'll sink? But they float when they are waterlogged,
+don't they?"
+
+"Not this one, she won't, and she's got the launch's slings in her
+too--half an hour I give her; but you're right, sir; the sea's going
+down, and I'm keeping a watch out for more wreckage if it goes by, sir."
+
+The shivering-fit passed and he tried to collect his thoughts. Yes,
+the pinnace _had_ settled a bit since he had been dragged aboard. She
+did not lift so easily to the sea, and had lost the tendency to
+broach-to which had made him grip the keel so tightly at first. He was
+quite calm now, and everything seemed much more simple. Half an hour!
+He lowered his forehead to his hands and his thoughts raced. What had
+he left undone? Yes, the ship was gone, so he had nothing to think of
+in connection with her. As Dunn would say, his affairs in her were all
+"clewed up" by her loss. But ashore, now--ah! For a full minute he
+fought with his panic. He felt a rage against a fate that was blindly
+killing him when he had so much more of life to enjoy. He wanted to
+scream like a trapped rabbit. He felt his eyes wet with tears of
+self-pity, and at the feeling his sense of humour returned. He thought
+of himself as a child about to be smacked, and when he raised his head
+he was smiling into Dunn's eyes. "Half an hour is not long, Dunn," he
+said, "but it is longer than our friends had."
+
+Dunn took another swift glance to right and left, then, reaching a
+hand cautiously into his jumper, pulled out a wet and shiny briar
+pipe, and began to reflectively chew the mouthpiece.
+
+He was a young _padre_, but he had been in the Service most of the
+war. He knew enough to choose his words with care as he spoke again.
+
+"Dunn," he said, "we haven't got long. I am going to pray."
+
+"Yessir," said the bony, red face before him.
+
+He tried again. "Dunn, you're Church of England, aren't you?"
+
+"Yessir. On the books I am, sir."
+
+"You mean you have no religion?"
+
+Dunn blew hard into the bowl of his pipe and replaced the mouthpiece
+between his jagged teeth. "Not that sort quite, sir--but I'm all
+right, sir."
+
+The _padre_ moved a little bit nearer along the keel. The pinnace was
+certainly deep in the water now, but his mind was at ease and he did
+not feel the cold. "Listen, Dunn," he said; "I am going to pray--I
+want you to repeat what I say after me."
+
+Dunn moved his hands from under his chin and took his pipe from his
+mouth. "Yessir," he said.
+
+The _padre_ paused a moment and looked at the long blue slope of a sea
+rising above his eyes. He wondered vaguely why he was not feeling
+sea-sick. "O God, Who made the sea and all that therein is, have mercy
+on us Thy servants called to-day to Thy judgment-seat. Pardon us the
+manifold sins we have committed, and lead us to a true repentance; and
+to us, who have in the past neglected Thee in our hearts, send light
+and strength that we may come without fear before Thy throne. Have
+pity, O Lord, upon those who are made widows and orphans this day.
+Grant to our country final victory and Thy peace. Amen."
+
+The sun was behind clouds now, and the seas were washing occasionally
+along the sinking boat.
+
+"You did not join me in the prayer, Dunn," he said. "Was it not within
+the scheme of your religion?"
+
+Dunn put his pipe carefully back in his jumper and took a firmer grip
+of the keel. "Yes, sir," he said, "it was--but I don't whine when I'm
+down."
+
+"Do you mean I was whining, Dunn?"
+
+"No, sir, I don't. You've always prayed and you're not going back on
+anything. I don't go much on Church, and God wouldn't think nothing of
+me if I piped down now."
+
+The _padre_ was, as has been said, a young man, and being young he did
+the right thing and waited for more. It came with a rush.
+
+"You see, sir, it's God this, and God that, and no one knows what God
+is like, but I'm a Navy man and I think of Him my way. If I'm not
+afraid to die I'm all right, I think, sir. It wasn't my fault the ship
+sank, sir. I've always kept my job done, and I've got 'Exceptional' on
+my parchment. When I joined up I took the chance of this, and I ain't
+kicking now it's come. I reckon if a man plays the game by his
+messmates, and fights clean in the ring, and takes a pride, like, in
+his job--well, it ain't for me to say, but I don't think God'll do
+much to me. He'll say, 'Jack,' He'll say, 'you've got a lot of things
+against you here, but you ain't shirked your work and you aren't
+afraid of Me--so pass in with a caution,' He'll say. You're all right,
+sir, and it may be because you're a good Christian; but I reckon, sir,
+it's because you know you've done your job and not skrimshanked it
+that you ain't afraid, just the same as me.... Hold tight,
+sir,--she'll not be long now."
+
+The _padre_ ducked his head as a swell passed, but the sea had no crest
+now, the weather was certainly improving. "I don't say you're right," he
+said, "but I haven't time to bring you to my way of thinking now."
+
+The pinnace began to stand on end with a gurgling and bubbling of air
+from her bow. The two men slipped off on opposite sides, still holding
+the rough splintery keel between them.
+
+"Listen, Dunn--repeat this after me: 'Please God, I have done my best,
+and I'm not afraid to come to You.'"
+
+"'Please God, I've done my best, and I'm not afraid to come to You,'
+sir. Good-bye, sir."
+
+"Thank you, Dunn--good-bye."
+
+The sunset lit up the slope of a sea that looked majestically down on
+them, and flashed on something behind it. As they looked the wet grey
+conning-tower of a submarine showed barely fifty yards away. The
+startled sea pounded at her hull as she rose and grew, and a rush of
+spray shook out the folds of a limp and draggled White Ensign that
+hung from the after-stanchion of her bridge.
+
+
+
+
+A NAVAL DISCUSSION.
+
+
+The air was thick with smoke, and a half-circle of officers sat
+clustered round the stove in the smoking-room. True--there was no fire
+in the stove, but that did not count. A stove was a place you sat around
+and jerked cigarette ash at, or, if you were long enough, rested your
+heels on. The party consisted of six ship's officers and a guest. A few
+feet away a Bridge-party was in progress. It was the usual Naval party,
+and was composed of one man who could play, two who thought they could,
+and one who had come in in response to urgent demands to "make up a
+four," and who held no illusions about his own play or his partner's.
+However, he argued well, which was a help. The game appeared to go in
+spasms--a few minutes' peace punctuated only by subdued oaths, and then
+a cross-fire of abuse and recriminations--usually opened by the fourth
+player, who had somewhere learnt the wonderful feminine art of getting
+in first accusation, and then dodging his opponents' salvoes behind a
+smoke-screen of side-issues.
+
+The group by the stove were not in the least disturbed by the game
+behind them. They had heard Naval Bridge played before, and knew that
+it was only when the players became polite that trouble was in the
+offing. The talk, as always, was of the War, and swung with startling
+suddenness from one queer aspect to another. The Senior Engineer was
+leaning back in his chair, his pipe between his teeth, listening to
+the mixture of views and voices from either side of him.
+
+"What do they want this saluting order at all for? They're making
+everybody salute everybody in London now, and they say it isn't safe
+to walk down the Haymarket to the Admiralty, because the traffic
+stands to attention for you."
+
+"All damn nonsense. There's too much saluting--that sort, I mean--and
+there's too little of the other sort. Let's have an order that every
+civilian must salute a wounded man, or a man with a wound stripe, and
+then I'll take Provost-Marshal and see it done."
+
+"They'd chuck their hands in. They're all talking of Democracy now,
+and a wounded man would count as a gilded autocrat."
+
+"Democracy, my foot! I know their sort of Democracy. It's like
+Russia's special brand--do as you please, and make all you can for
+yourself. A civilian's no good till he's a conscript or done his time
+in the Territorials. If they want democracy they can come here. This
+is the most democratic Service in the world."
+
+"But you can't run down civilians over this war; why--the whole Army's
+civilian now. They haven't done so badly, though they had to wait for
+war before they moved."
+
+"Whose fault was it they didn't help before? It wasn't ours. But
+that's just what I'm saying. They're all right once they've been
+drilled, but no damn good till they have been. We ought to put the
+whole lot through a short course of drill and a week of trench work,
+and let them go again."
+
+The guest's voice broke in--"You mean, I take it, that the people who
+are going to make the peace are the people who have not yet learnt
+discipline?"
+
+"Yes, sir--that's about it. They haven't learnt to think for their
+side instead of their own private ends."
+
+"Call 'em politicians and have done with it, Pongo!"
+
+"Well, they are--aren't they? They get the politicians they like, and
+they appoint men of their own sort, so they are all politicians really."
+
+"Well, I think that's being rather hard on them. They have to take the
+men the party whips gave them. I think they're a poor lot, but I
+wouldn't call them politicians."
+
+The guest moved uneasily. "I don't quite see your point," he said. "Is
+the term 'politician' one of reproach or praise? I once stood for my
+local constituency and----"
+
+The young officer with his heels on the stove gave a sudden snort.
+"Don't you believe him, he's pulling your legs--so don't apologise.
+He's no politician, anyway."
+
+The guest laughed. "Well, I'm not in politics now," he said. "What is
+your definition of this strange animal?"
+
+There was a pause, and then a cautious reply, "Well, he's an M.P."
+
+"But I know some very charming M.P.'s--are they all politicians?"
+
+"Oh no, sir. They're different. It's a question of standards, really."
+
+"Ah, but what are the standards?"
+
+"Well, you see--we have one--and civilians have another, business
+people and so on, and then there's the politicians."
+
+"You ought to write a dictionary, Pongo--you snub-nosed old shell-back.
+No, I ain't scrapping, and if you get up I'll take your chair."
+
+"Whose got a cigarette? No, not one of your stinkers--gimme one of
+yours, Guns."
+
+The officer addressed politely passed a cigarette across in his
+fingers, and turning in his chair beckoned to a marine servant who was
+just returning with an empty tray from the Bridge table.
+
+"A cigarette, please, waiter--and debit it to the account of my
+honourable friend Mr Maugham, here. I'll stop your cadging, Pongo--if
+I have to take on the tobacco accounts to do it."
+
+"Lucky there's no shortage of 'baccy, or all the armies would strike."
+
+"Well, that'd be one way to stop the war. You can't fight without it.
+Wish we had some tobacco shares. Some people must be making a lot."
+
+"Not so much as the food people."
+
+"I don't believe the food people do make so much. It's the world
+shortage that causes the trouble, not the prices--or rather one
+involves the other."
+
+"It isn't so much that. It's a rise of prices all round. Things get
+expensive, so the country strikes for higher wages and gets
+them--then prices go up because the sovereign has depreciated, and
+they strike again. It goes on in a vicious circle."
+
+"Can't be a circle--because that's progression. You've got to get to a
+smash in time."
+
+"Yes, it means there'll be just as much cash in the world, but every
+one will be poor. Cash isn't wealth--work is wealth, and all work
+nowadays is wasted. We're chucking it into the air in Flanders."
+
+"Well, we'll last out this war, and then have to lash out."
+
+"Oh yes--there'll be room to lash out in, too. We'll be back in
+Elizabeth's days--lots of room for every one, but no capital."
+
+"So long as there are no Huns we'll be happy, so what's the odds? Give
+us a match."
+
+"Well, I want a few Huns left to compare notes with after this. It
+would be dull to hear our own side only. One couldn't meet their Army,
+of course, but their Navy's not so bad. They've tried to fight clean,
+at any rate, and they fight good and 'earty. Yes, I know about Fritz,
+but if you had orders to torpedo liners, wouldn't you do it? 'Course
+you would, if you were told they were carrying munitions and you were
+saving your country by it. There are Fritzes who _like_ it, certainly,
+but we have to give the others the benefit of the doubt."
+
+"Well, I'd like to read their logs and so on after the war, though
+we'll be so damn sick of all the truck they'll publish here when the
+Censor pays off that we wont want to read much of anything."
+
+"It isn't the stuff just after the war one would like to read. I'd
+like to be alive in a hundred years to read the truth."
+
+"Well, you wont be if you knock my drink over with your hairy
+hoofs--sit still!"
+
+"It'd do you good if I did knock it over--your hoary-headed old rip.
+Guns, do you think they'll have raised our pay in a hundred years'
+time?"
+
+"I doubt it. They'll pay off the Navy and economise as soon as peace
+is signed--"
+
+"--And we'll have another war on our hands inside six months--we
+always do; we've always retrenched after a war, and then had to give
+bonuses to get the men back inside a year."
+
+"Well, they'll pay off the battleships, anyway--and only keep the fast
+cruisers and the submarines."
+
+"You and your submarines! Have you heard from your brother lately?"
+
+"Yes, he tells me if I'm going to join I've got to remember it's the
+greatest honour to be--half a sec., I've got the letter here--to be
+alive and able to get into the greatest and most efficient Service of
+the Greatest Navy the world has ever seen, in the Greatest event in
+History since the Moon broke off."
+
+There was a two seconds' silence (which is long for a Naval
+discussion), then--
+
+"Well, cutting out the swollen-headed tosh about the Greatest Service,
+which I take it he means to refer to submarines, I don't know that
+he's far wrong."
+
+"Well, I suppose we shall have our pasts and presents all looked up,
+and that people at the U.S. Institution will argue about us like they
+did a few years ago about Trafalgar."
+
+"No fear. They'll all be peaceful then, and we'll be barbarians, and
+not to be spoken of."
+
+"Barbarian, my foot! We're the cleanest lot in England, and the
+English are cleaner than most races."
+
+"Do you think there'll be another battle?"
+
+"Oh, help! If that cag's going to start, I'm off. Good-night, sir."
+
+"I must go too, Jim," said the guest, with a startled glance at the
+clock. "Where did I leave my coat?"
+
+The Senior Engineer rose and followed them out, hearing as he passed
+through the door an unwearying voice by the stove--"I know a chap on
+Beatty's staff, and he says they'll fight next spring or summer."
+
+
+
+
+THE GUNLAYER.
+
+
+"_Hit first--hit hard--and keep on hitting_, is a good rule, but what
+I want to impress on you is that in this war the last part of that
+rule is the most important. The enemy shoots remarkably well--at a
+target--but he does not appear to stand punishment well himself. It is
+remarkable how the German shooting falls off once he gets a few big
+shells aboard him, and up to date it has been noticeable that our own
+practice is, up to a certain point, improved by our being hit. It is
+just a matter of sticking power...."
+
+The Gunnery Lieutenant paused in his lecture and sighed. "Would these
+pasty-faced beggars stick it?" He had had a week to train the
+crew--most of them raw hands--of the latest and fastest light
+cruiser, into a semblance of war efficiency, and the effort was tiring
+him. They were so very new and unintelligent, and he had had to go
+over the A B C of gunnery with them as if they had never been through
+their course before joining. Seven bells struck, and he dismissed the
+class and sent them shuffling and elbowing out of the flat.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+They had been stationed at the guns three hours and had seen nothing.
+This was their second day out, and the first nervousness and feeling
+of shyness at being in enemy waters was wearing off. The mist that had
+been with them since dawn was clearing away too, and the gunlayer of
+No. Five straightened his back and stretched himself against the
+shield. This was a silly game, he decided. Two cables astern the
+knife-edge stem of a sister ship was parting their wake into two
+creamy undulating waves which seemed to spoil the mirror-like surface
+of what the German wireless has with inimitable humour termed "The
+fringe of the English barred zone," or as their Lordships more drily
+put it, "The mouth of the Bight."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The gunlayer spat carefully over the side and felt in his cap-rim for
+a cigarette. He calculated that he would make the "fag," with care,
+last till breakfast. Fourteen days in commission had at any rate
+taught him that the art of shortening up the frequent spells of
+boredom consisted in a judicious mixture of tobacco and thinking, and
+as smoking was barred under heavy penalties during the dark hours, his
+brain had been somewhat overworked since four. As he fumbled for his
+matches he froze suddenly still as a bugle blared "Action stations!"
+from the bridge above him. He heard the beginnings of the clatter of
+men closing up and the hum of activity along the deck, but till the
+cold shiver had passed from him he could not move. His one idea was
+that this was _real_, and he would give anything to be out of it. Then
+in a flash he was at his sights, his hands on the focussing-ring and
+his head close up to the telescope, in fear that others might see
+something in his face that he did not want them to see. For exactly
+the same reasons some hundred other men on the upper deck were
+becoming feverishly busy, but before the last note of the bugle had
+died the guns' crews were over their stage fright, and were, with
+perhaps a little more care and intelligence than they had shown at
+drill, closing up to their guns.
+
+The gunlayer of No. Five stepped to one side and looked out on the
+beam. The mists had cleared, and far to the east he could see a line
+of little smoke puffs that could only mean one thing--ships in station
+and burning high-speed fuel. The cruiser heeled a little, and the
+smoke dots swung from abeam to nearly ahead as she turned, and he lost
+sight of them behind the shield of the next gun. He wanted to go
+forward and watch them. It seemed worse to have it hanging over him
+like this. He did not know if he would be quite ready if the ship
+turned suddenly to bring his gun to bear and he should see the enemy
+at close range, and no longer as little brown smoke blurs.
+
+The sight-setter, a boy of seventeen, spoke to him and he looked round.
+The boy's face was rather white, and his lips trembled a little. The
+gunlayer woke up at the sight, and broke into a pleased grin.
+
+"Only little beggars," he said, "hardly enough to make a mouthful.
+Don't you make no blinkin' errors this morning, my lad, or I'll land
+you one you'll be proud of!"
+
+The speech cheered him up, and he began to believe he _might_ come out
+of it alive--with luck. The ship was travelling now. The white water
+raced past at a dizzy speed, and a great sloping V of bubbling foam
+followed them fifty yards astern. Every few seconds a quivering
+vibration started from forward and travelled through the
+hull--reminding him of a terrier waiting at a rat-hole. He wanted to
+smoke--there would be just time for a cigarette--but although he was
+afraid of death, he was afraid of the Gunnery Lieutenant more. He
+snuggled down to the shoulder-piece and began working his elevating
+wheel slowly. There was little roll on the ship, and he realised
+thankfully that there was going to be no difficulty about keeping his
+sights on. The oblong port in the shield through which his telescope
+passed worried him: it seemed so unnecessarily big. That was just like
+the Admiralty designers, he thought--so long as they didn't have to
+stand behind the hole they didn't care how big it was. Why, it would
+let a six-inch shell through! He felt quite a grievance about it.
+Then, with a heel and an increase of vibration the ship turned. Lord!
+there they were--one--two--three--four--five of them--going like
+smoke, too. He pressed close to his telescope, and the enemy sprang
+into view--many times magnified. The boy sight-setter in a cracked
+voice repeated an order, and he heard the quick shuffle of feet and
+the word "Ready" come like a whip-crack from behind him. The leading
+enemy danced in the heat-haze as his telescope swayed up and down her
+foremast. It all depended on him and a few others now. The
+responsibility worried him. The gun's crew behind him were invisible,
+but he felt that their eyes were glued to his back, and that they were
+wondering if he was going to make good.
+
+Boom--Br-r-room--Boom! That was the next ahead. It sounded a rotten
+salvo. Was she ranging--or would they all start now? He saw no
+splashes by the ship in his sights. Was it a complete miss, or was it
+fired at another enemy?
+
+Boom--B-r-_room_! That was a better one. Weren't _they_ going to do
+anything? As he wondered, the enemy cruiser flashed like a red helio,
+and he gasped in admiration at the simultaneous firing of her battery.
+A great sheet of white shut out the view in his telescope, and a
+deafening crack announced the bursting of a short salvo. _Wow_-ooo!
+Something whined overhead, and his own gun spoke--rocking the shield,
+and making him flinch from the sights. _Gawd!_ had he fired with the
+sights on, or were his eyes shut? Anyhow, the men behind him did not
+seem to notice anything wrong. The breech slammed viciously, and the
+word "Ready" came on the instant. "_Clang_"--something hit the shield
+and glanced upwards as his gun spoke again. He knew he hadn't had the
+sights on then--he hadn't been ready,--how the hell could a man keep
+the sights on with this going on? Behind him a man began a scream, a
+scream which was cut short suddenly with the crack of a bursting H.E.
+shell and the whistle and wail of splinters. Gawd! this was
+chronic--the ship must be getting it thick. The enemy swung into his
+telescope field again, and he saw the throbbing flame jerk out and
+vanish from her upper deck.
+
+B-r-r-_oom_! That was a better salvo. He must have been on the spot
+that time--another one--no, he was aiming high then. Still, it didn't
+matter. They'd all be dead soon and nobody would know who'd fired well
+or badly. Right abreast the enemy's bridge a great spout of water shot
+up, and behind it he saw the yellow sheet of flame that told of half
+a broadside going home. "He _must_ keep his sights on"--"_Must_ keep
+his sights on." His gun rocked as it fired, and he swore under his
+breath at the delay before the crew reloaded. Were they all wounded?
+They might be--as he estimated at least three full salvoes had been
+aboard since the first shot. The enemy swung out of his field of view
+again, and he took his eye from the telescope a moment. What the hell
+was the ship turning for? The flagship must be crazy--just when we
+were hitting, too. He froze to his eye-piece again, and saw the
+familiar bridge and curved stem of his target as before. A haze of
+purplish-grey smoke was over her forecastle, and as he fired again he
+saw the flash of another salvo along her side. What was it "Guns" had
+said? _The one that sticks it out._ Why couldn't they load quicker
+behind him? They seemed so slow. The target vanished suddenly in a
+pall of brown smoke, and he lost her for a moment, his sights swinging
+down with the gentle motion of the ship. He saw splashes rise from the
+sea, but heard no whine and hum of splinters following. There she was
+again! And there was another salvo in the same place. A voice from
+behind him said something, and he barked a profane response,--a demand
+for quicker loading. The voice replied with, "Stick it, Jerry--you're
+givin' 'er bloody 'ell!" And he realised suddenly that the hitting now
+seemed to be all one way, and that his target was on fire from the bow
+to the forward funnel. His sights swung off again, and a moment later
+his gun brought up against the forward stops with a bump. He raised
+his head and looked round. Their next astern was on the quarter now,
+and they must have all turned together towards the enemy. The bow gun
+still banged away, sending blasts of hot air back along the deck, but
+no reply seemed to be coming. The gunlayer scrambled up on the shield
+and looked ahead to the east. A blur of smoke hid the enemy--a great
+brown greasy cloud--and he dropped on his knee to the heel that
+announced another change of helm. Round they came--sixteen points--and
+he had a view of the Flagship, with a long signal hoist at her
+masthead, tearing past in her own wake.
+
+"What the hell--ain't we going to finish it? What's the game?" a
+chorus of voices spoke from the deck below him, and then came the
+"still" of a bugle and the pipe, "Sponge out and clean guns--clear up
+upper deck. Enemy is under the guns of Heligoland."
+
+"Well, who cares for Heligoland?" said the gunlayer--and on the words
+he came down from his perch on the gunshield with a run. A roar like a
+twelve-inch salvo and a huge column of tumbling water a hundred yards
+on the beam had answered him. The next shell pitched in their
+wake--then another well astern, and they were out of range. He
+suddenly realised that he was thirstier than he had ever been before,
+and started forward to the water-tank. As he moved, a hand clutched
+his arm and he found the boy sight-setter at his side, a fountain of
+words, dancing with excitement.
+
+"My Christ! that was fine. _Gawd_--what a show, hey? An' you that
+cool, too. I didn't 'alf shake, till I looked at you, an' saw you was
+laughin'. We didn't 'alf brown 'em off, did we? an' they----"
+
+"Aw, go chase yerself," said the gunlayer. "That weren't nothing. Wait
+till you sees a battle, my son--and you won't think nothing o' to-day."
+
+As he turned to lift the drinking-cup he glanced at the clock and saw
+with amazement that it was seven-fifteen. With a vague memory of
+having done so before, he fumbled in his cap-lining for a cigarette.
+
+
+
+
+A WAGE SLAVE.
+
+
+The Coxswain nodded to the boy messenger and reached for his cap.
+
+"All right, my lad--'ook me down that lammy. What's the panic, d'ye
+know?"
+
+"No, _I_ dunno. Sez 'e, 'Tell 'im to come up. I want 'im at the
+wheel,' 'e sez. An' I come along an'----"
+
+"All right--'ook it, and don't stand there blowin' down my neck."
+
+The Coxswain jerked his "lammy" coat on, and clumped heavily out of
+the mess, chewing a section of ship's biscuit (carefully and
+cunningly--for the shortage of teeth among torpedo coxswains amounts
+almost to a badge of office) as he went.
+
+"What's up, Jim--steam tattics?" asked the Torpedo Gunner's
+Mate--another Lower Deck Olympian--looking up from a three-day-old
+'Telegraph.'
+
+The Coxswain grunted in response. It is not the custom of the Service
+to answer silly questions. The reason the question was asked at all
+may be put down to the fact of the 'Telegraph' being not only old but
+empty of interest.
+
+As he reached the upper deck he buttoned his coat and felt in his
+pockets for his mittens. It was very cold--a cold accentuated by the
+wind of the Destroyer's passage. There was no sea, but it was
+pitch-dark, with a glint of phosphorus from water broken by the wakes
+of six "war-built" T.B.D.'s running in line ahead at an easy
+twenty-four knots. The Coxswain could never, in all probability, have
+explained his reasoning, though the fact that the speed had been
+increased was noticeable; but he knew, as he swung up the ladders to
+the unseen fore-bridge, that he had not been sent for a mere
+alteration of course. His brain must have received some telepathic
+wave from the ship's hull which told him that the enemy had had
+something to do with the break in his watch below.
+
+His sea-boots ceased their noisy clumping as he reached the bridge,
+and he was standing by the helmsman with a hand on the wheel before
+the man had noticed his arrival. With an interrogative grunt he
+stepped to the steering pedestal as the man moved aside, and he stood
+peering at the dimly lit compass card, and moving the wheel a spoke or
+two each way as he "felt" her.
+
+"North Seventy East--carryin' a little starboard," said the dark
+figure beside him, and he accepted the "Turn-over" with another
+characteristic growl--
+
+"That you, Pember? Follow the next ahead and steer small." The
+Commander had spoken, the white gleam from his scarf showing for a
+moment in the reflected compass light.
+
+"Next ahead and steer small, sir." He leaned forward and watched the
+blue-white fan of phosphorus that meant the stern-wave of the next
+ship. Low voices spoke beside him, and the telegraphs whirred round
+and reply-gongs tinkled. Half, or perhaps a quarter, of his brain
+noticed these things, but they were instantly pigeon-holed and
+forgotten. He was at his job, and his job was to hold his course on
+the next ahead. Without an order, nothing but death would cause him to
+let his attention wander from his business. He heard the
+sub-lieutenant a few feet distant crooning in a mournful voice--
+
+ "How many miles to Babylon?"
+ "Three score and ten."
+
+The back of his brain seized the words and turned them over and over.
+Babylon was in the Bible--he wasn't sure where it was on the map
+though. How much was three score and ten? Three twenties were sixty,
+and--"_Action Stations_"--Babylon slid into a pigeon-hole, and he
+relaxed for a second from his rigid concentration on the next ahead.
+He straightened up, stretching his long gaunt body, and a suspicion
+of a smile lit his face. Then he resumed his peering, puckered
+attitude, oblivious to everything but that phosphorescent glow ahead.
+The glow broadened and brightened, and he felt the quiver beneath his
+feet that told of a speed that contractors of three years ago would
+have gaped at. A vivid flash of yellow light lit up the next ahead and
+showed her bridge and funnels with startling clearness against the
+sky. By the same flash he saw another big destroyer on the bow
+crossing the line from starboard to port. His own bow gun fired at the
+instant the detonations of the first shots reached him, and in the
+midst of the tearing reports of a round dozen of high-velocity guns,
+by some miracle of concentration, he heard a helm order from the white
+scarf six feet away. The little fifteen-inch wheel whirled under his
+hand, and with a complaining quiver and roll the destroyer swung after
+her leader to port. In the light of a continually increasing number of
+gun-flashes he saw the next ahead running "Yard-arm to Yard-arm" with
+a long German destroyer, each slamming shell into the other at furious
+speed. He gave a side-glance to starboard to look for his opposite
+number on the enemy line--and then came one of those incidents which
+show that the Navy trains men into the same mental groove, whether
+officers or coxswains.
+
+The enemy destroyer was just turning up to show her port broadside.
+She was carrying "Hard-over" helm, and her wheel could hardly reverse
+in the time that would be necessary if----. The coxswain anticipated
+the order he knew would come--anticipated it to the extent of a mere
+fraction of port-helm and a savage grip of the wheel. The order came
+in a voice that no amount of gun-fire could prevent the coxswain from
+hearing just then. "_Hard-a-port!_ _Ram her_, coxswain!" The enemy saw
+and tried to meet the charge bow-on. There was no room between them
+for that, and he knew it. His guns did his best for him, but a man
+intent on his job takes a lot of killing at short range. Two shells
+hit and burst below the bridge, and the third--the coxswain swung
+round the binnacle, gripping the rim with his left hand. His right
+hand still held the wheel, and spun it through a full turn of
+starboard helm. The stiffened razor-edge bow took the enemy at the
+break of the poop, and went clean through before crushing back to the
+fore bulkhead. At the impact the shattered coxswain slipped forward on
+the deck and died with a smashing, splintering noise in his ears--the
+tribute of war to an artist whose work was done.
+
+
+
+
+AN "ANNUAL."
+
+
+A grey drizzly morning, with yellow fog to seaward and every prospect
+of a really wet day. At each side of the black basin gates stood a
+little group of men, the majority "Dockyard mateys" of the rigger's
+party. A few wore the insignia of higher rank--bowler hats and
+watch-chains. The bowler hats conferred together in low voices, while
+the rank and file conferred not at all, but stared solemnly out at the
+wall of mist that cut the visibility in the harbour down to a bare
+four hundred yards.
+
+Round the corner of the rigger's store two uniformed figures appeared
+walking briskly towards the basin entrance. Both wore overcoats. The
+shorter man was grey where the hair showed beneath his gold-peaked
+cap, while the pale face and "washed-out" look of the younger man
+indicated that the hospital ship which took him away from Gallipoli
+had done so none too soon.
+
+As they approached, one of the bowler-wearers detached himself from
+the group and spoke to the senior of the two. There was a
+three-cornered comparison of watches and then a move to the wall, over
+the edge of which they gazed down at the slowly moving yellow water.
+
+"We'll give her another quarter of an hour, Mr Johnson, and then pack
+up," said the officer. "I think it has cleared a little since six, and
+I know they'll bring her up if they possibly can."
+
+Through the medley of horns, syrens, and whistles that had been
+sounding through the fog, four short blasts caught the ear of a rigger
+who leaned against the outward capstan bollard. He lounged forward a
+couple of paces, and the men nearest looked round at him with a
+symptom of interest. The blasts sounded again, and he turned and
+looked at the foreman rigger behind him. The foreman nodded and spoke
+and the group separated a little, some of the men picking up long
+flexible "heaving-lines" coiled in neat rings on the cobble-stones.
+
+"She's coming, sir," said the foreman, turning to the King's
+Harbourmaster; "she'll just do it nicely. That was the new tug's
+whistle."
+
+A couple of capstan bollards began to clatter round as steam was
+turned on and a heavy wooden fender swung with a crash over the
+rounded edge of each entrance wall. The mist was clearing now, and the
+traffic in the harbour could be dimly seen. A foreman pointed to
+seaward, and the younger officer followed his arm with his tired eyes.
+Over the fog a slender dark line showed with a blurred foretop below.
+The unmistakable tripod mast of a big ship showed gradually through,
+and as he watched he was reminded of a magic-lantern picture out of
+focus being gradually brought into definition by the operator. The
+mist cleared faster than she approached, and at a quarter of a mile
+he could see the great looming bow surmounted by tier on tier of
+bridges, which mounted almost to the high overhanging top. She crawled
+slowly on, using her own engines, the hawsers leading to the furiously
+agitated paddle tugs on bow and quarter sweeping slack along the
+stream. On the tall "monkey's island" a group of figures clustered
+together, and the gleam of gold-peaked caps showed among the blue
+overcoats. At half a cable's length the voices of the leadsmen,
+inarticulate and faint before, could be clearly heard. "And a
+_ha-a-a-f_ nine"--"and a _ha-a-a-f_ nine." The bow tugs sheered off to
+each side, and whistles blew shrilly. The heavy bow hawsers fell
+splashing in the water, and the jingle of engine-room telegraph bells
+echoed up the walls of the entrance. A couple of dingy black "rigger"
+boats, propelled "Maltee fashion," with the rowers standing facing
+forward, appeared between the dockyard wall and the great curved stem.
+Heaving-lines sailed through the air, uncoiling as they flew, and the
+boats rowed furiously back to the entrance. From somewhere aft by the
+turret a great bull voice spoke through a megaphone. The riggers at
+the entrance leapt into sudden activity, and for five minutes the din
+and clatter of capstans, shrilling of whistles, and splash of hawsers
+in the water broke the spell of silence. The noise died suddenly, and
+the note of telegraph bells came ringing again from the high grey
+monster. Slowly she gathered way, and to the clatter of the dockyard
+capstans as the slack of the hawsers was taken in, her forty-foot
+curved stem passed the black caisson gates. The two officers, the
+young and the old, stepped to the edge of the wall and looked across.
+Her stem had hit off the exact centre of the entrance, but there was a
+good two hundred yards of her to come yet. In dead silence, with
+groups of men fallen in at attention along her side, she flowed on,
+her speed a bare two knots, but a speed in keeping with her enormous
+bulk and majesty. As she entered, and the finer lines of her bow
+passed, she seemed to swell, till she almost filled the entrance, and
+it looked as if one could step aboard her from the lock-side. The eyes
+travelled from the mighty turret guns that glistened in the rain, and
+were attracted up and up till heads were tilted back to look at the
+highest bridge of all. A quiet incisive voice could be clearly heard:
+"Port ten"--"'Midships"--"Stop both." Again the "kling-kling" of bells
+and then silence. The grey-haired officer on the wall raised his hand
+in salute, and a tall grave captain, looking down from above, saluted
+in return, showing a flash of white teeth in a smile of recognition.
+
+As she passed the hawsers came with her, transferred from bollard to
+bollard by gangs of staggering men. The passage of her stern past the
+outer entrance seemed to break a spell, as if the hypnotism of
+hundreds of staring eyes had passed away. The caisson gates ground to
+with almost indecent haste behind her, as some castle portcullis might
+do as the last prisoner was dragged through. Whistles blew, answering
+each other across the oily, rain-pitted water of the basin, and to the
+_weeep we-ooo_ of pipes and the roar of the boatswains mates' voices,
+the lines of rigid men on the great ship's side broke up and fell
+back. She had left the open sea and had become "Number 955--for
+refit--in Dockyard hands."
+
+"How long is she for, sir? Ten days?"
+
+The grey-haired officer turned: "No, only eight. They want her back as
+soon as possible. Four days' leave to each watch and she'll be off
+again. You're looking cold, boy--come up to breakfast. That malaria
+hasn't left you yet."
+
+"I wish it would, sir. I want to get to sea again.
+
+"I know. It's not so bad to watch them come in, but it makes me feel
+old when I see them leaving again. But you needn't worry, the War's
+going on a long time yet."
+
+
+
+
+"OUR ANNUAL."
+
+
+ Up the well-remembered fairway, past the buoys and forts we drifted--
+ Saw the houses, roads, and churches, as they were a year ago.
+ Far astern were wars and battles, all the dreary clouds were lifted,
+ As we turned the Elbow Ledges--felt the engines ease to "Slow."
+
+ Rusty side and dingy paintwork, stripped for war and cleared for
+ battle--
+ Saw the harbour-tugs around us--smelt the English fields again,--
+ English fields and English hedges--sheep and horses, English cattle,
+ Like a screen unrolled before us, through the mist of English rain.
+
+ Slowly through the basin entrance--twenty thousand tons a-crawling
+ With a thousand men aboard her, all a-weary of the War--
+ Warped her round and laid alongside with the cobble-stones
+ a-calling--
+ "There's a special train awaiting, just for you to come ashore."
+
+ Out again as fell the evening, down the harbour in the gloaming
+ With the sailors on the fo'c'sle looking wistfully a-lee--
+ Just another year of waiting--just another year of roaming
+ For the Majesty of England--for the Freedom of the Sea.
+
+
+
+
+MASCOTS.
+
+
+ When the galleys of Phœnicia, through the gates of Hercules,
+ Steered South and West along the coast to seek the Tropic Seas,
+ When they rounded Cape Agulhas, putting out from Table Bay,
+ They started trading North again, as steamers do to-day.
+ They dealt in gold and ivory and ostrich feathers too,
+ With a little private trading by the officers and crew,
+ Till rounding Guardafui, steering up for Aden town,
+ The tall Phœnician Captain called the First Lieutenant down.
+ "By all the Tyrian purple robes that you will never wear,
+ By the Temples of Zimbabwe, by King Solomon I swear,
+ The ship is like a stable, like a Carthaginian sty.
+ I am Captain here--confound you!--or I'll know the reason why.
+ Every sailor in the galley has a monkey or a goat;
+ There are parrots in the eyes of her and serpents in the boat.
+ By the roaring fire of Baal, I'll not have it any more:
+ Heave them over by the sunset, or I'll hang you at the fore!"
+ "What is that, sir? _Not_ as cargo? _Not_ a bit of private trade?
+ Well, of all the dumbest idiots you're the dumbest ever made,
+ Standing there and looking silly: _leave the animals alone_."
+ (Sailors with a tropic liver always have a brutal tone.)
+ "By the crescent of Astarte, I am not religious--yet--
+ I would sooner spill the table salt than kill a sailor's pet."
+
+
+
+
+THE SPARROW.
+
+
+A perfectly calm blue sea, a blazing June sun, and absolutely nothing
+to break the monotony of a blank horizon. The sparrow was deadbeat,
+and was travelling slowly to the north and west on a zigzag course,
+about two hundred feet high. The sparrow had no right to be there at
+all. He hailed from a Yorkshire hedgerow, and nothing but a real
+three-day fog and westerly winds could have brought him over such a
+waste of waters. He had been flying in a circle all night, swerving at
+intervals down to the water in the vain hope of finding rest for his
+aching muscles. Now he was heading roughly towards his home with but
+slight hopes of ever reaching it.
+
+A faint droning noise to the north made him turn, and low over the
+straight-ruled horizon he saw a silvery-white line that every moment
+grew larger. He headed towards it, but at a mile range swerved away to
+pass astern of it. It was not an inviting object for even a lost
+sparrow to rest on. With engines running slow--so slowly that the
+blades of the great propellors could be easily seen--with a broad
+white-and-black ensign flapping lazily below and astern, the Zeppelin
+droned on to the south'ard, a thing of massive grace and beauty on
+such a perfect summer's day.
+
+With a vague idea that the monster might lead him home, the sparrow
+turned and followed. The Zeppelin slowly drew ahead and rose higher,
+while far to the south another monster rose over the skyline, black
+against the sun. The great craft passed each other and turned away,
+the first one heading back to the north whence he had come, and the
+second disappearing to the east, climbing slowly as he went.
+
+The sparrow turned also and fluttered and dipped in pathetic
+confidence after his first visitor. The fact of having seen
+_something_, however unpleasant and strange-looking, had given him a
+new access of strength, and he was able to keep the great silver thing
+in easy view. Suddenly the Zeppelin tilted like a hunter at a high
+fence, and the note of his engines rose to a dull roar. He climbed
+like--well, like a sparrow coming up to a house-top--and at three
+thousand feet he circled at full power, levelling off his angle, and
+showing a turn of speed which left the frightened bird gaping.
+
+The sparrow fluttered on vaguely, passing at 100 feet above the water,
+below the Zeppelin. He had decided that a pilot who played tricks like
+that was no sort of use to him, and that he had better stick to his
+original idea of working to the north and west, however lonely a
+course it might be. He swerved a little at a rushing, whistling noise
+that came from above him, and which grew to a terrifying note. A big
+dark object whipped past him, and a moment later splashed heavily into
+the mirror-like surface below. The rings made by its impact had
+hardly started to widen, when there was a great convulsion, and a
+column of smoky-white water leapt up behind him, followed by the roar
+of an explosion. The sparrow started to climb--to climb as he had
+never done in his life. Twice more--his weariness forgotten--he was
+urged to further efforts to gain height, by the shock of the great
+detonations from the water below. The Zeppelin was down to a thousand
+feet now, swinging round on a wider circle. Five hundred feet below,
+the sparrow saw a faint streak on the water which faded at one end
+into blue sea, and at the other narrowed to a little feather of spray
+round a dark point that was travelling like the fin of some slowly
+moving fish to the north-westward. The Zeppelin saw it too, and came
+hunting back along the line. Bang--bang--bang! Great columns shot up
+again ahead and astern of the strange fish, and away went the sparrow
+to the south once more. Any course was bad in this place, and it was
+better to die alone in the waters than to be pursued by such a
+monster of the air. As he went he heard more and more detonations
+behind him, until the noise of the droning engine had died, when he
+was again alone over the sparkling unfriendly sea. The exertions and
+alarm of the last hour had taken the last of his reserve forces, and
+in uneven flutterings his flight tended lower and lower, till he was a
+bare twenty feet from what he knew must be his grave. Then came a
+miracle of war. A bare quarter-mile ahead a thing like a tapering
+lance began to rise and grow from the water. It was followed by a grey
+black-lettered tower which also grew and showed a rounded grey hull,
+moving slowly south with a white band of froth spinning away astern. A
+lid on the tower clanged open, and two figures appeared. One raised
+something to his eye, and faced south. The other stood on the rail and
+pivoted slowly round, staring at sky and sea.
+
+"I wonder what the deuce he was bombing--bit of wreckage, I suppose,"
+said the man on the rail.
+
+"Well, it wasn't us anyway. The blind old baby-killer." The man with
+the sextant lowered it and fiddled with the shades. "_We've_ got no
+boats near, have we, sir?"
+
+"Not for donkeys' miles. I hope it was a Fritz, anyway. I say, look at
+that spadger!"
+
+"Where? I don't see it. Stand by. Stop, sir."
+
+"All right, I got you. Here, catch this watch. That spadger's gone
+down into the casing, and he'll drown if we dip with him there. Look
+out for those Zepps. coming back."
+
+The Captain swung quickly down the foreside of the conning-tower, ran
+forward and peered into the casing in the eyes of the boat.
+
+"Zepp. coming, sir,--north of us, just gone behind a bit of cloud."
+
+"Zepp. be damned. Ah! got you, you little beggar." He reached his arm
+into a coil of wet rope and rose triumphantly to his feet. The sparrow
+cheeped pitifully as he ran aft again and took the ladder in two
+jumps. He gave a glance astern and another all round the horizon
+before following his sextant-clutching subordinate below. The lid
+clanged, and with a sigh, a gurgle, and a flirt of her screws the
+submarine slid under, the blank and expressionless eye of her
+periscope staring fixedly at an unconscious but triumphant Zeppelin
+that was gliding out from a fleecy patch of cloud astern.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Here you are, Lizzie. Skipper said I was to let him go soon's we got
+in, but I just brought 'im to show you. We've 'ad 'im aboard five days
+now, and 'e can't 'alf eat biscuit. 'E's as full as 'e can 'old now.
+Open the window, old girl, and we'll let 'im out afore I starts
+'ugging yer."
+
+The lid of the cap-box opened wide and the sparrow hopped to the
+table. He raised his cramped wings and fluffed out his feathers as he
+felt his muscles again. There was a flutter and a flip of his impudent
+tail, and quicker than the eye could follow him the wanderer was gone.
+
+
+
+
+A WAR WEDDING.
+
+
+Old Bill Dane? Yes, he's married now. We got a week's refitting leave,
+and I've just been seeing him through it. Ye--es, there was a bit of a
+hitch when they were engaged, but----Well, I'll tell you the story. I
+saw most of it, because I was sort of doing second for him then too.
+You see, he and I got it rather in the neck in the August scrap, and
+we came out of hospital together. I had a smashed leg and he had a
+scalp wound. Nothing to write home about, but it didn't make any more
+of a Venus of him when it healed. They sent us on sick-leave, and we
+stayed with his people. His guvnor's the eye specialist, you know--got
+a home in town, and keeps the smell of iodoform in Harley Street, and
+doesn't let it come into the house. We were all right. We led the
+quiet life, and just pottered around, and saw the shows and so on. We
+gave the social life a miss until Bill's sister let us in. Bill didn't
+want to go, but she put it to me, and as I was sort of her guest I had
+to make him come. Who? The sister? Oh! all right, you know. Don't be a
+fool, or I won't tell you the yarn. Well, she took us poodlefaking,
+and it cost me a bit at Gieves' for new rig, too. It was about our
+third stunt that way when Bill got into trouble. We were at some bally
+great house belonging to a stockbroker or bookie or some one, and they
+were doing fox-trots up and down the drawing-room, and Bill and I were
+rather out of it. I was lame and he's no dancing man, unless it's just
+dressed in a towel or two to amuse guests in the wardroom when there's
+a bit of table-turning going on. Some woman came and told him he'd got
+to join up, and took him over to the girl. She was dressed regular
+war-flapper fashion, you know, like a Bank of Expectation cheque,
+except she hadn't got a top-hat on as some of them had lately. Most
+of 'em in the room were togged out like that, and Bill and I had just
+agreed we didn't go much on the style at all, but Bill is a proper
+lamb about women. He did one turn of the room with the girl, dancing a
+sort of Northern Union style, and then she stopped, and he brought her
+over to me and plumped her on the sofa between us. I think he wanted
+to see if I was laughing. She started on me at once, and asked me all
+about my leg and Bill's head, and talked like a Maxim. Asked me if we
+were great friends, and made me laugh. I said we had only forgathered
+because I had beaten him in the middle-weights in the Grand Fleet
+championships, and though I had never seen his face before, his left
+stop had touched my heart. She dropped me then--she thought I was
+pulling her leg--and turned to Bill, and then his sister took me off
+to get her tea. I didn't realise Bill was getting soft about it till
+his sister told me, though the fact of our going to tea and dinner at
+the girl's home that week had seemed funny to me at the time. The
+sister was rather pleased about it--said she knew the girl and liked
+her. I said I didn't think much of that sort, but she smoothed me down
+a bit. She thought that they would do each other good. I said Bill was
+such an old lamb he'd only get sloppy, and do what the girl told him;
+but she laughed. She told me I might know Jim in the ring, but I
+didn't know much about him otherwise. I was rather shirty at that, but
+I think now she was talking sense, though I didn't then. Well, Bill
+can get quite busy when he makes his mind up, and the way he rushed
+that girl was an education to watch. They were engaged in ten days
+from the first time we went to her house, and I don't think we missed
+seeing her for more than twelve hours in that time. I? Oh, I and the
+sister were chaperons. I didn't mind. I was sorry for Bill, but I
+wasn't going to spoil things for him if he was set on it.
+
+The girl's people were all right. They were rather the Society type,
+you know--thought London was capital of the world, and that a Gotha
+bomb in the West End ought to mean a new Commander-in-Chief to relieve
+Haig; but they were quite decent.
+
+The trouble? Well, I'm coming to that. It came about a week after they
+had announced the engagement. Old Bill had been getting a bit restive
+over things. You see, he had begun to wonder just where _he_ came into
+the business. He wanted to get the girl off by her lonesome to a
+desert island, and tell her what a peach she was, for the rest of her
+natural life; but the girl hadn't got an inkling of what he thought
+about it. He was towed round like a pet bear and told to enjoy
+himself, while people talked over his head. She was just a kid, and
+she didn't know. It seemed to her that being engaged was good fun, and
+getting married was a matter they could think about later, when she'd
+had time to consider it. She was all for the tango-tea and the latest
+drawing-room crazes. I didn't feel enthusiastic about his affairs, and
+I told the sister so; but she laughed about it all. I didn't. The
+girl, Hilda--her name was Hilda Conron--was just like a kid with a
+toy. She took him around and showed him off, and she went on quacking
+away to all her pals as if Bill wasn't in the room. She seemed to take
+it for granted he was going to join up with her crowd and learn to do
+the same tricks and talk the same patter as they did. Bill certainly
+tried; but they treated him like a fool, and he told me several times
+he felt like one. Well then, we came to the smash. Lord, it _was_ a
+queer show, and I'd sooner have had my leg off than have missed it. We
+were taken off to a charity auction, Red Cross or something, where
+they sold bits of A. A. shell with the Government marks on them as
+bits of Zepp. bombs, and Pekinese dogs for a hundred quid or so. After
+the sale, about twenty of the household and the guests that had paid
+most clustered round to add up the takings and drink tea and talk.
+Miss Conron had been selling things, and was dressed up to the nines.
+There was a bishop there, and some young staff officers and some
+civilians, M.P.'s, or editors or something like that. Old Bill was
+sitting with me and his sister, looking like a family lawyer at a
+funeral, and the girl was perched on a sofa with a lanky
+shopwalker-looking bloke alongside her. He was an indispensable of
+sorts--Secretary to the Minister of some bloomin' thing or other. He
+was the lad, I tell you,--sort of made you feel you were waiting on
+the mat when he talked. He was laying down the law about the War and
+all about it, and he talked like all the Angels at a Peace Conference.
+But it was the bishop that put his foot in the mulligatawny first. He
+agreed with the smooth-haired draper-man about the need of peace, but
+he said we should see that Germany provided suitable reparation for
+Belgium. Bill sat up and got red and stuttered, and said: "I don't
+think Germany or anybody can give Belgium back what she has lost."
+
+They all looked at Bill as if he had just dawned on them, and Bill
+looked more foolish. The draper-man shipped an eyeglass and looked him
+over like a new specimen. "Ah!" he said, "our naval friend? Perhaps
+you will tell us in what way you consider the War can be ended before
+the world comes to economic ruin. Must we wait until you have had your
+fill of fighting or have destroyed the High Sea Fleet?"
+
+Bill stood up and stopped looking silly. Miss Dane leaned back in her
+chair, and I heard her sigh as if she was pleased about something.
+
+"Never mind the High Sea Fleet," said Bill. "That's not your business
+to worry about. But as to 'fill of fighting,' you've said it there.
+When we've had our fill of fighting Germany will have had more, but
+we're a long way from that yet."
+
+The long stiff turned to Miss Conron. "Why, little Miss Hilda," he
+said, "your fiancé is charming. He should speak in the Park on Sundays
+and we would all come to listen."
+
+The girl got red and looked daggers at Bill. She didn't like his
+making a fool of himself, and she wanted him back in his chair again.
+The long man put a hand on her knee and spoke quietly to her, and she
+shook her head at him and laughed. That did it. My oath! that did it
+all right. Bill shrugged his shoulders back and took station in the
+outer ring of draper-worshippers, and spoke like a--a Demosthenes.
+
+"You blank, blank, blank," he said, "get off that sofa and get away
+from Miss Conron."
+
+The Bishop looked as if the end of the world had come and he was
+adrift with his cash accounts. The staff officers looked blank and the
+women got scary. I got up and took station on Bill's quarter in case
+any one got excited. The long man put up his glass again and showed
+symptoms of an approaching oration.
+
+"You stay then, you half-breed dog," said Bill; "I'm going to talk to
+you." Bill put his hands in his coat pockets and looked around. "Now
+listen," he said; "I'm talking for a lot of men who aren't here.
+_We're_ fighting this show, and there are some millions of us. Who
+are you to talk of War or Peace? By God, if you try and pack up we'll
+put you to work again. If you're going to compromise with Germany, we
+won't. Have you forgotten what the Germans can do? My oath, you make
+me sick. What can it matter if the nations are all broken and ruined
+so long as we smash Germany? _We_ don't want money and luxuries to
+fight on. Give us food and munitions till we have done what we started
+to do. You whining people--what do you know of it? Have you got no
+guts at all? Have you read the Bryce Report? Yes, I bet you have, and
+locked it away so that your women shouldn't see it. I tell you, it
+doesn't matter to us, and we're about four million men, if we are all
+killed so long as we kill eight million Huns. I know a sergeant who
+has killed five Prussian officers, and I think he's a real man, not
+like you. He took to it after he saw a five-year-old girl with her
+hands cut off hanging like a sucking-pig on a meat-hook in a wrecked
+French village. Doesn't that make you feel it? I tell you, if you
+play the fool behind our backs we'll take charge of you. Yes, Bishop,
+you'll keep up the good work in a munition factory, and you'll work
+hard too. If you can't be a patriot now, you will be when you've been
+caned across your lathe."
+
+They were as still as mice, and the rumble of traffic along Piccadilly
+sounded very loud. Miss Conron was as white as a sheet, and her eyes
+were staring as if she were scared to death. Bill took a long breath
+and went on--
+
+"I've tried to see your point of view while I've been among you, and I
+can't. I'm going to leave you and get back to my own lot. I'm giving
+up something I didn't think I could give up, but I won't join you just
+to get it. There are not so many of us as there are of you, but you'll
+do what you're told if we take charge. Most of us have seen dead men,
+and some of us have seen dead women. None of you have seen either, and
+you don't understand. You want to hide things away and pretend
+they're not there. They _are_ there, and they are going on wherever
+the Germans are, you fools. There's a man here who has been
+impertinent to me because he thinks I'm a fool. I'm a better man than
+any six of his sort, and I'm going to show him how. It will do the
+rest of you good to watch, because you haven't seen death yet, and a
+man with a bruise or two will seem a big thing to you. Come along, my
+sofa-king, you're for it."
+
+Bill walked up to him with his hands down and the women began to
+squeal. The draper-man was game. He took a step forward and swung his
+right. Bill hooked him under the chin and gave him the left in the
+stomach. The poor beggar backed off, taking a wicked upper-cut as he
+did so. As he straightened again Bill sent a couple of full swings to
+his head. He was going down, but Bill wouldn't let him. I think if he
+hadn't been so clever with Miss Conron on the sofa he would have got
+off fairly cheap, but a girl makes a lot of difference to any scrap.
+He took about six more before he hit the deck, and then he looked
+like a Belgian atrocity picture by Raemaekers. Bill came over to me
+and signalled his sister to the door. She moved off. My oath, she
+hadn't turned a hair--she's a sportsman. He looked across at Miss
+Conron, who was still on the sofa looking at the huddled figure in the
+middle of the carpet. "I'm going now, Hilda," he said; "your people
+aren't my people. I'm sorry."
+
+She never moved, but the colour had come back into her face again.
+Bill shrugged back his shoulders and turned his back, and we started
+for the door. Miss Dane was there, holding the handle and looking past
+us at the horrified group we had left. As we got almost up to her she
+smiled and came to Bill. She took him by the shoulders and turned him
+round, and I turned to see what she was looking at. Miss Conron was
+walking that sixty-foot plank after us, and I knew when I saw her face
+that she and Bill were going to be all right. She didn't say anything,
+and the four of us went out, and Bill kissed her in the hall in front
+of the servants. Trouble? No--not much. You see, Bill had had a scalp
+wound, and they put it all down to that. The draper-man didn't want to
+publish things much, and Miss Conron's father has got a bit of a pull.
+If he had no kick coming other people could shut up, and--oh yes!
+Sound as a bell--he wouldn't have got married otherwise. But, by gum,
+his sister was right--wasn't she?
+
+
+
+
+A HYMN OF DISGUST.
+
+
+ You wrote a pretty hymn of Hate,
+ That won the Kaiser's praise,
+ Which showed your nasty mental state,
+ And made us laugh for days.
+ I can't compete with such as you
+ In doggerel of mine,
+ But this is certain--_and_ it's true,
+ You bloody-handed swine--
+
+ We do not mouth a song of hate, or talk about you--much,
+ We do not mention things like you--it wouldn't be polite;
+ One doesn't talk in drawing-rooms of Prussian dirt and such,
+ We only want to kill you off--so roll along and fight.
+
+ For men like you with filthy minds, you leave a nasty taste,
+ We can't forget your triumphs with the girls you met in France.
+ By your standards of morality, gorillas would be chaste,
+ And you consummate your triumphs with the bayonet and the lance.
+
+ You give us mental pictures of your officers at play,
+ With naked girls a-dancing on the table as you dine,
+ With their mothers cut to pieces, in the knightly German way,
+ In the corners of the guard-room in a pool of blood and wine.
+
+ You had better stay in Germany, and never go abroad,
+ For wherever you may wander you will find your fame has gone,
+ For you are outcasts from the lists, with rust upon your sword--
+ The blood of many innocents--of children newly born.
+
+ You are bestial men and beastly, and we would not ask you home
+ To meet our wives and daughters, for we doubt that you are clean;
+ You will find your fame in front of you wherever you may roam,
+ You--who came through burning Belgium with the ladies for a screen.
+
+ You--who love to hear the screaming of a girl beneath the knife,
+ In the midst of your companions, with their craning, eager necks;
+ When you crown your German mercy, and you take a sobbing life--
+ You are not exactly gentlemen towards the gentle sex.
+
+ With your rapings in the market-place and slaughter of the weak,
+ With your gross and leering conduct, and your utter lack of shame,--
+ When we note in all your doings such a nasty yellow streak,
+ You show surprise at our disgust, and say you're not to blame.
+
+ We don't want any whinings, and we'd sooner wait for peace
+ Till you realise your position, and you know you whine in vain;
+ And you stand within a circle of the Cleaner World's Police,
+ And we goad you into charging--and we clean the world again.
+
+ For you should know that never shall you meet us as before,
+ That none will take you by the hand or greet you as a friend;
+ So stay with it, and finish it--who brought about the War--
+ And when you've paid for all you've done--well, that will be the End.
+
+
+
+
+THE "SPECIAL."
+
+
+She was not new, and nobody could call her handsome. She was evidently
+more accustomed to rough weather than paint, and her sloping
+forecastle and low freeboard were old-fashioned, to say the least of
+them. She jogged slowly along, rolling to a short beam sea, with an
+apologetic air, as if she felt ashamed of being what she was--a
+pre-war torpedo-boat on local patrol duty.
+
+She steered no particular course, and varied her speed capriciously as
+she beat up and down. Being in sight of the land--a grey, hard, low
+line to the westward--there was no need for accurate plotting of
+courses. On the bridge stood her Captain, a dark, lean, R.N.R.
+Lieutenant, pipe in mouth and hands in "lammy" pockets. The T.B. was
+rolling too much for any one to walk the tiny deck of the bridge; in
+fact, a landsman would have had difficulty in standing at all. He
+turned his head as his First Lieutenant swung up the little iron
+ladder behind him.
+
+"What's for lunch?" he asked, carefully knocking out his pipe on the
+rail before him.
+
+"The same," said his laconic subordinate, who was engaged in a rapid
+survey of the compass card, revolution indicator, and the horizon
+astern. The two stood side by side a moment looking out at the sea and
+sky to windward. "Any pickles?" said the Captain.
+
+"No, only mustard."
+
+The Captain sighed and turned to leave the bridge. The First Lieutenant
+pivoted suddenly--"It's better'n you and I had off the Horn in the
+_Harvester_. You'd 've been glad to get beef then, even if it was in a
+tin." He snorted, and turned forward again to look ahead. The Captain
+remained at the foot of the ladder, reading a signal handed to him by a
+waiting Boy Telegraphist. The argument on the subject of tinned beef had
+lasted a year already, and could be continued at leisure.
+
+The boy received the signal back and vanished below, while the Captain
+climbed slowly to the bridge again. He spoke to the man at the wheel,
+and himself moved the revolution indicator.
+
+"Panic?" said the First Lieutenant (neither of them seemed to use more
+than one word at a time, unless engaged in an argument).
+
+"Sure," was the reply. "Tell 'em to make that blinkin' stuff into
+sandwiches and send 'em up."
+
+The First Lieutenant went down the ladder in silence. The matter of
+the tinned beef was to him, as mess caterer, a continual sore point.
+
+The T.B. started on a more erratic course than before, tacking in long
+irregular stretches out to seaward. Smoke was showing up against the
+land astern, and there was a sense of stirring activity in the air.
+
+Two more torpedo-boats appeared suddenly from nowhere, hoists of
+coloured flags flying at their slender masts. The three hung on one
+course a moment, conferring, then spread fanwise and separated. The
+first boat turned back towards harbour and the growing smoke-puffs,
+which rapidly approached and showed more and more mine-sweepers coming
+out.
+
+A droning, humming noise made the Captain look up, and he pivoted slowly
+round, following with his eyes a big seaplane a thousand feet above him.
+
+As the sound of the engines died away, it seemed to start swelling
+again, as another machine appeared a mile abeam of them, and following
+the first.
+
+The T.B. swung round ahead of the leading sweepers, and turned back to
+seaward. Her speed was not great, but half an hour after the turn the
+sweepers were hull down astern. A small airship slipped out of a low
+cloud and droned away on the common course. Every type of small craft
+seemed to be going easterly, and the sea, which an hour ago had been
+almost blank, was now dotted with patrol ships of every queer kind
+and rig. From overhead it must have looked like a pack of hounds
+tumbling out of cover and spreading on a faint line. But, like the
+hounds, the floating pack was working to an end, and whatever the
+various courses steered, the whole was moving out to sea.
+
+The Boy Telegraphist hauled himself, panting, on to the bridge, and
+thrust a crumpled signal before the Captain's eyes. The Captain
+grunted and spoke shortly, and the boy dashed off below. A moment
+later the piping of calls sounded along the bare iron deck, and men in
+heavy sea-boots began to cluster aft and at the guns. The funnels sent
+out a protesting spout of brown smoke as the T.B. began to work up to
+her speed, and the choppy sea sent up a steady sheet of spray along
+her forecastle and over the crouching figures at the bow gun. The rest
+of the pack appeared to have caught the whimper too, for everything
+that could raise more than "Tramp's pace" was hurrying due east. A
+faint dull "boom" came drifting down wind as the First Lieutenant
+arrived on the bridge, and the two officers looked at each other in
+silence a moment.
+
+"Bomb, sir?" said the junior, showing an interest which almost made
+him conversational.
+
+"Sure thing," said the other. "She gave us the tip when she saw him,
+and that'll be one to put him under."
+
+"How far d'you think it was?"
+
+"Seven-eight mile. You all ready?"
+
+The First Lieutenant nodded and slipped down the ladder again. Three
+miles astern came a couple of white specks--the bow-waves of big
+destroyers pushed to their utmost power. The Captain studied them a
+moment with his binoculars, and gave a grunt which the helmsman
+rightly interpreted as one of satisfaction. Slow as she was, the old
+T.B. had a long start, and was going to be on the spot first. The dark
+was shutting down, and the shapes of the other T.B.'s on either beam
+were getting dim.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The night was starlit, and with the wind astern the T.B. made easy
+weather of it. The two officers leaned forward over the rail staring
+ahead towards the unseen land. Lights showed on either hand, and
+occasionally they swung past the dark squat shape of a lit trawler,
+also bound home.
+
+"Are you going to claim?" asked one of the watching figures. The other
+paused before replying--
+
+"We-ell," he said, "I'll just report. I think we shook him to the
+bunt, but it's no good claiming unless you can show prisoners, Iron
+Cross and all." Another ruminative pause. "Your people were smart on
+it--devilish smart." Another pause. "What's for dinner?"
+
+A dark mass ahead came into view, and turned slowly into a line of
+great ships coming towards them.
+
+The T.B. swung off to starboard, and slowed her engines. One by one
+they went past her--huge, silent, and scornful, while the T.B. rocked
+uneasily in the cross sea made by their wakes. The Captain watched
+them go, chewing the stem of his unlit pipe. They were the cause of
+the day's activity, but it was seldom he met them at close range
+except like this, in the dark on his way home.
+
+The line seemed endless, more and more dark hulls coming into view,
+and fading quickly into the dark again. As the last swung by the
+T.B.'s telegraph bells rang cheerfully, and she jogged off westward to
+where a faint low light flickered at intervals under the land.
+
+
+
+
+BETWEEN TIDES.
+
+
+A stranger, if suddenly transplanted to the spot, would have taken
+some time after opening his eyes to realise that the boat was
+submerged. He would probably decide at first that she was anchored in
+harbour. Far away forward, under an avenue of overhead electric lamps,
+figures could be seen--all either recumbent or seated--and from them
+the eye was led on till it lost its sense of distance in a narrowing
+perspective of wheels, pipes, and gauges. All the while there was a
+steady buzzing hum from slowly turning motors, and about every half
+minute there came a faint whir of gear wheels from away aft by the
+hydroplanes. From the bell-mouths of a cluster of voice-pipes a murmur
+of voices sounded--the conversation of officers by the periscope;
+while the ear, if close to the arched steel hull, could catch a
+bubbling, rippling noise--the voice of the North Sea passing overhead.
+
+The men stationed aft near the motors were not over-clean, and were
+certainly unshaven; some were asleep or reading (the literature carried
+and read by the crew would certainly have puzzled a librarian--it varied
+from 'Titbits' and 'John Bull' to 'Piers Plowman' and 'The Origin of
+Species'): a few were engaged in a heated discussion as they sat around
+a big torpedoman--the only man of the group actually on duty at the
+moment. His duties appeared only to consist in being awake and on the
+spot if wanted, and he was, as a matter of fact, fully occupied as one
+of the leading spirits in the argument.
+
+"Well, let's '_ear_ what you're getting at," he said. "We 'eard a lot
+of talk, but it don't go anywhere. You say you're a philosopher, but
+you don't know what you do mean."
+
+"_I_ know blanky well, but you can't understand me," said the
+engine-room artificer addressed. "Look here, now--you've got to die
+some time, haven't you?"
+
+"Granted, Professor."
+
+"Well, it's all arranged _now_ how you're to die, I say. It doesn't
+matter when or how it is, but it's all settled--see? And you don't
+know, and none of us know anything about it."
+
+"That's all very well--but 'oo is it knows, then? D'you mean God?"
+
+"No, I don't--I'm an atheist, I tell you. There's _something_ that
+arranges it all, but it ain't God."
+
+"Well, 'oo the 'ell is it, then--the Admiralty?"
+
+The Artificer leaned forward, his dark eyes alight and his face
+earnest as that of some medieval hermit. "I tell you," he said, "you
+can believe in God, or Buddha, or anything you like, but it's the same
+thing. Whatever it is, it doesn't care. It has it all ready and
+arranged--written out, if you like--and it will have to happen just
+so. It's pre--pre----"
+
+"Predestination." The deep voice came from the Leading Stoker on the
+bench beside him.
+
+"Predestination. No amount of praying's any good. It's no use going
+round crying to gods that aren't there to help you. You've got to go
+through it as it's written down."
+
+"Prayer's all right," said the Leading Stoker. "If you believe what
+you pray, you'll get it."
+
+"That's not true. Have you ever had it? Give us an instance now----"
+
+"I don't pray none, thank you. All the same, it's good for women and
+such that go in for it, like. It ain't the things that alter; it's
+yourself that does it. Ain't you never 'eard o' Christian Science?"
+
+"Yes; same as the Mormons, ain't it? Is that what you are?"
+
+"No, it ain't--an' I'm a Unitarian, same as you are."
+
+"I'm not--I'm a Baptist, same as my father was; but I don't believe in
+it."
+
+"Well, if you believe in one God, that's what you are."
+
+"But I'm telling you, I _don't_. Look here, now. I don't believe
+there's anything happens at all that wasn't all arranged first, and I
+know that nothing can alter it."
+
+"Well, 'oo laid it all down first go off, then?" said the Torpedoman.
+
+"Ah! I don't know and you don't know; but I tell you it wasn't God."
+
+"Well, 'e's a bigger man than me then, an' I takes me 'at off to 'im,
+'ooever it is. I tell yer, yer talkin' through yer neck. You say if
+you're going to be shot, there's a bullet about somewhere in some
+one's pouch with yer name writ on it. Ain't that it? Well, 'oo the
+'ell put yer name on it, then?"
+
+"It doesn't matter to me so long's it's there, does it?"
+
+"Well, if that was so, I'd like to know 'oo 'e was, so's I could pass
+'im the word not to 'ave the point filed off of it for me, anyway."
+
+"Well, you couldn't--and he couldn't alter it for you if he was there,
+either."
+
+The Torpedoman moved along the bench and twisted his head round till
+his ear was against one of the voice-pipes. The others sat silent and
+watched him with lazy interest.
+
+"We're takin' a dip," he said. "Thought I 'eard 'im say, 'Sixty
+feet.'" The faint rolling motion that had been noticeable before died
+away, and the boat seemed to have become even more peaceful and
+silent. The Leading Stoker leaned back against the hull and rested his
+head against the steel. From the starboard hand there came a faint
+murmur, which grew till the regular threshing beat of a propeller
+could be distinguished. The sound swelled till they could hear in its
+midst a separate piping, squeaking note. The ship passed on overhead,
+and the threshing sound passed with her and faded until again the
+steady purr of motors remained the only reminder of the fact that the
+boat was diving. They felt her tilt up a little by the bow as she
+climbed back to regain her patrol depth.
+
+"That's a tramp," said the Torpedoman; "nootral, I reckon."
+
+"Squeaky bearing, too," said the Artificer judicially. "Don't suppose
+he's looked at his thrust since he left port. What's the skipper want
+to go under her for?"
+
+"Save trouble, I s'pose; didn't want to alter helm for 'er. What was
+you talkin' of--yes, Kismet--that's the word I've been wantin' all
+along. You're a Mohammedan, you are?"
+
+"Aw, don't be a fool; I tell you I'm nothing."
+
+The fourth wakeful figure, another Torpedoman, spoke for the first
+time. "If you're nothing, and you think you're nothing, what the 'ell
+d'yer want to make such a fuss about it for?"
+
+"_I_ don't make a fuss. It's all you people who think you're something
+who make a fuss. You can't alter what's laid down, but you think you
+can. You fuss and panic to stave things off, but you're like chickens
+in a coop--you can't get out till your master lets you, and he can't
+understand what you say, and he wouldn't pay any attention to it if he
+did."
+
+The big Torpedoman put out a hand like a knotted oak-root and spoke--
+
+"You an' your Kismet," he said scornfully. "Look 'ere, now. This is
+Gospel, and _I'm_ tellin' of yer. S'pose there _is_ a bullet about
+with your name on it, but s'posing you shoot the other ---- first, and
+there's to 'ell with yer Kismet. Gawd 'elps those that 'elp
+themselves, I say. S'pose we 'it a Fritz now, under water--'oo's
+Kismet is it? Never mind 'oo's arranged it or 'oo's down in the book
+to go through it, the bloke that gets 'is doors closed first and 'as
+the best trained crew is goin' to come 'ome and spin the yarn about
+it. I say it may be written down as you say, but there's Someone
+'oldin' the book, an' 'e says: 'Cross off that boat this time,' 'e
+say. 'They've got the best lot aboard of 'em,' 'e'd say. Is it Kismet
+if yer thrust collars go? Are you goin' to stop oilin' 'em because
+it's in the book an' you can't alter it? Yer talkin' through yer neck.
+Call it luck, if yer like. It's luck if we 'it a mine, and it's luck
+if we don't; but if we met a Fritz to-night an' poop off the bow gun
+an' miss--that's goin' to be our blanky fault, an' you can call it
+any blanky name, but you won't alter it."
+
+"But you don't understand," said the Artificer. "I didn't----"
+
+"_Action Stations--Stand by all tubes._" The voice rang clearly from
+the mouth of the voice-pipe, and the group leapt into activity. For
+sixty seconds there was apparent pandemonium--the purr of the motors
+rose to a quick hum, and the long tunnel of the hull rang with noises,
+clatter and clang and hiss. The sounds stopped almost as suddenly as
+they had begun, and the voices of men reporting "Ready" could be heard
+beyond the high-pitched note of the motors.
+
+The big Torpedoman stretched across his tube to close a valve, and
+caught the eye of the fourth participant in the recent debate. "Say,
+Dusty," he whispered, "'_ere's_ Someone's Kismet--in this blanky tube,
+an' I reckon I ain't forgot the detonator in 'er nose, neither."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Captain lowered the periscope, his actions almost reverent in their
+artificial calm. He looked up at the navigating officer a few feet away
+and smiled. "Just turning to east," he said. "We'll be in range inside
+three minutes." He glanced fore and aft the boat and then back at his
+watch. "By gum," he said, "it's nice to have a good crew. I haven't had
+to give a single order, and I wouldn't change a man of 'em."
+
+
+
+
+LIGHT CAVALRY.
+
+
+I.
+
+Peter Mottin was an acting Sub-Lieutenant, but even acting
+Sub-Lieutenants from Whale Island may hunt if they can get the
+requisite day's leave and can muster the price of a hired mount. The
+hounds poured out of Creech Wood, and Mottin glowed with intense
+delight as his iron-mouthed horse took the rails in and out of the
+lane and followed the pack up the seventy-acre pasture from whence the
+holloa had come. It was late in a February afternoon, and most of the
+dispirited field had gone home, so that there was no crowd--and a
+February fox on a good scenting day is a customer worth waiting for.
+Mottin sat back as a five-foot cut and laid hedge grew nearer, and
+blessed the owner of his mount as the big black cleared the jump with
+half a foot to spare. Two more big fences, cut as level as a rule, and
+the field was down to six, with three Hunt servants. The fox was
+making for Hyden Wood, and scent was getting better every minute. A
+clattering canter through a farmyard, and Mottin followed the huntsman
+over a ramshackle gate on to grass again. The huntsman capped the
+tail-hounds on as he galloped, and Mottin realised that if they were
+going to kill before dark they would have to drive their fox fast.
+Riding to his right he saw Sangatte--a destroyer officer, whom he knew
+only by name, but whom he envied for the fact that he seemed able to
+hunt when he liked and could afford to keep his own horses. As they
+neared a ragged bullfinch hedge at the top of a long slope, he saw
+Sangatte put on speed and take it right in the middle, head down and
+forearm across his eyes. Mottin eased his horse to give the huntsman
+room at the gate in the left-hand corner. The pilot's horse rapped the
+top bar slightly, and as Mottin settled himself for the leap, he saw
+the gate begin to swing open away from him. There was no time to
+change his mind--he decided he must jump big and trust to luck, but
+the black horse failed him. The hireling knew enough to think for
+himself, and seeing the gate begin to swing, decided that a shorter
+stride would be safer. The disagreement resulted--as such differences
+of opinion are liable to do--in a crash of breaking wood and a
+whirling, stunning fall. Mottin rose shakily on one leg, feeling as if
+the ankle of the other was being drilled with red-hot needles, and
+swore at the black horse as it galloped with trailing bridle down the
+long stubble field towards Soberton Down. He saw Sangatte look back
+and then wrench his brown mare round to ride off the hireling as it
+passed. He caught the dangling reins and swung both horses round, and
+came hurrying and impatient back. As he arrived he checked the mare
+and turned in his saddle to watch the receding pack.
+
+"Come on," he said. "_Quick_--you'll catch 'em at Hyden." He turned
+to look at Mottin by the gate-post, in irritation at feeling no snatch
+at the black horse's rein. His face fell slightly. "Hullo--hurt?" he
+said, and leapt from his mare.
+
+"Go on. Don't wait. Go _on_," said Mottin. "I'll be all right. You get
+on--it's only my ankle."
+
+"Damn painful too, I expect. I'm not going on. They'll be at Butser
+before I could catch them now, and I bet they whip off in the dark."
+He threw the reins over the mare's head and left her standing. "Now,"
+he said. "It's your left ankle; come here to the near side, and put
+your left knee on my hands and jump for it."
+
+Mottin complied, and to the accompaniment of a grunt and a
+pain-expelled oath arrived back in the muddy saddle.
+
+"I say, this is good of you--you know," he said; "but you've----"
+
+"Cut it out--it won't be anything of a run, anyway," lied Sangatte
+gloomily.
+
+"Come along--it's only three miles to Droxford, but you'll have to
+walk all the way, and we'd better get on."...
+
+
+II.
+
+The big seaplane circled low over the harbour and then headed seaward,
+climbing slowly. There were two men aboard--a young Sub-Lieutenant as
+pilot and Mottin as observer. Mottin sat crouched low and leaning
+forward as he studied the chart-holder before him and scratched times
+and notes in his log-book. They were off on a routine patrol, but
+there was the additional interest to the trip that on "information
+received" they were to pay a little more attention than usual to a
+particular locality.
+
+From his seat Mottin could see nothing of the pilot but his head and
+shoulders--a back view only, and that obscured by swathings of leather
+and wool. The two men's heads were joined by a cumbersome arrangement
+of listeners and tubes which, theoretically, made conversation
+practicable. As a matter of fact, the invariable rule of repeating
+every observation twice, and of adding embroidery to each repetition,
+pointed to a discrepancy between the theory and practice of the
+instrument. The machine was a big one, and its engines were in
+proportion. The accommodation in the broad fuselage was considerable,
+but on the present trip the missing units of the crew were accounted
+for by an equal weight of extra petrol and T.N.T. "eggs."
+
+The morning had been hazy and they had delayed their start till nearly
+noon. It was not as clear as it might be even then, for in a quarter
+of an hour from leaving the slip the land was out of sight astern. At
+a thousand feet the pilot levelled off and ceased to climb. He flew
+mechanically, his head bent down to stare at the compass-card. At
+times he fiddled with air and throttle, twisting his head to watch the
+revolution indicator. The occasional bumping and rocking of the
+machine he corrected automatically without looking up. He had long ago
+arrived at the state of airmanship which makes a pilot into a
+sensitive inclinometer, acting every way at once.
+
+Mottin finished his scribbling and sat up to look round. He raised
+himself till he sat on the back of his seat, and began to sweep the
+sea and horizon with a pair of large-field glasses. The wind roared
+past him, pressing his arm to his side as he faced to one side or the
+other, and making him strain the heavy glasses close to his eyes to
+keep them steady. An hour after starting he touched the pilot on the
+shoulder and shouted into his own transmitter. He waited a few seconds
+and shouted again, with the conventional oath to drive the sound
+along. The pilot nodded his swathed and helmeted head and swung the
+machine round to a new course. Mottin crouched down again and began to
+study his chart afresh. Navigation was easy so long as the weather was
+clear, but with poor visibility, which might get worse instead of
+better, he knew that it was remarkably easy to get lost in the North
+Sea, and at this moment he wanted to see his landfall particularly
+clearly. Five minutes later he saw it, and signalled a new course to
+the pilot by a nudge and a jerk of his gloved hand. A low dark line
+had appeared on the starboard bow, a line with tall spires and
+chimneys standing up from it at close intervals. The seaplane banked a
+little as they turned and headed away, leaving the land to recede and
+fade on their quarter. The hazy sun was low in the west and the mist
+was clearing. It had been none too warm throughout the journey, but it
+was now distinctly cold, the chill of a winter evening striking
+through fur and leather as if their clothes had been slit and
+punctured in half a dozen places.
+
+Mottin had just slid back in his seat after a sweeping search of the
+sea through his glasses, and was slowly winding, with cold fur-gloved
+fingers, the neat carriage clock on the sloping board before him, when
+he heard a yelping war-cry from the pilot and felt the machine dive
+steeply and swerve to port. He half rose in his seat and then slipped
+back to feel for his bomb-levers. The submarine was just breaking
+surface eight hundred feet below and a mile ahead. As he looked she
+tucked down her bow and slipped under again, having barely shown her
+conning-tower clear of the short choppy waves. The pilot throttled
+well down and glided over the smooth, ringed spot which marked where
+she had vanished. As it slid past below them he opened up his engines
+again and "zoomed" back to his height. He turned his head to look at
+Mottin, but said nothing. Mottin made a circular motion with his hand
+and they began a wide sweep round, climbing all the while. Mottin sat
+back and thought hard. No, it had not been indecision that had
+prevented him from dropping bombs then. He knew it was not that, but
+the exact reasons which had flashed through his mind at the fateful
+moment must be hunted out and marshalled again. He knew that his
+second self, his wide-awake and infallible substitute who took over
+command of his body in moments of emergency, had thought it all out in
+a flash and had arrived at his decision for sound reasons. Yes, it was
+clear now, but that confounded fighting substitute of his was just a
+bit cold-blooded, he thought. They had petrol for the run home with
+perhaps half an hour to spare. Fritz had not seen them, as his lid had
+not opened--or at any rate if he had seen them through his periscope,
+the fact of no bomb having been dropped would encourage him to think
+that the seaplane had passed on unknowing. Of course they might have
+let go bombs, but, well, Fritz must have been at anything down to 80
+feet at the moment they passed over him, and it was chancy shooting.
+Yes, it was quite clear. Fritz should be up again in an hour (he
+evidently wanted to come up), and if they were only high up and ready
+they would get a fair chance at him. Of course, they would not get
+home if they waited an hour; but if that cold-blooded second self of
+his thought it the right thing and a proper chance to take, well, it
+was so. Mottin looked over the side and wished it was not so loppy. A
+long easy swell was nothing, but this short choppy sea was going to be
+the devil. The pilot shouted something to him and pointed at the clock
+and the big petrol tank overhead. Mottin nodded comprehension, and
+shouted back. The Sub took a careful look overside and studied the
+water a moment. Then he laughed back at Mottin, and shouted something
+about bathing, which was presumably facetious, but which was lost in
+the recesses of the headpieces.
+
+The sun was down on the horizon, and the hour had grown to a full
+ninety minutes before the chance came. They had not worried about
+clocks or thoughts of petrol after the first half-hour of circling.
+They were "for it," anyhow, after that, and it was going to come in
+the dark too, so that the question of whether it was going to be fifty
+or a hundred miles from land did not make much difference. Almost
+directly below them the long grey hull rose and grew clear, the
+splashing waves making a wide area of white water show on each side of
+her. The seaplane's engines stopped with startling suddenness, and to
+the sound of a rushing wind in the wires and of ticking, swishing
+propellers they began a two-thousand-feet spiral glide, coming from as
+nearly overhead as the turning circle of the big machine would allow.
+At two hundred feet the pilot eased his rudder and began a wider turn,
+and then the German captain saw. He leapt for the conning-tower,
+leaving a startled look-out man behind. The man tried to follow him
+down, but the lid slammed before he could arrive at it. He turned and
+looked helplessly at the big planes and body rushing down a hundred
+yards astern. With his hands half raised and shoulders hunched up the
+poor devil met his death, two huge bombs "straddling" the
+conning-tower and bursting fairly on the hull as the boat started
+under. Mottin had a vision of a glare of light from the rent hull, a
+great rush of foaming, spouting air, and then a graceful knife-edge
+stem, with the bulge of torpedo-tubes on each side of it, just showed
+and vanished in the turmoil of broken water. The seaplane roared up
+again, heading west, the young pilot--apparently oblivious to the fact
+that he hardly expected to be alive till morning--displaying his
+feelings on the subject of his late enemy by a series of violent
+"switchbacks."
+
+Mottin checked him, rose, and began a careful look round. Any ship
+would be welcome now, neutral or not; but this was an unfrequented
+area to hope to be picked up in. The petrol might last five minutes or
+half an hour--one could not be certain. The gauge was hardly accurate
+enough in this old bus to work by. As he looked the engines gave a
+premonitory splutter and then picked up again. Well, it was five
+minutes, he reflected, not half an hour--that was all. The pilot
+turned and headed up wind. With the engines missing more and more
+frequently they glided down, making a perfect landing of the
+"intentional pancake" order on the crest of a white-topped four-foot
+wave. Instantly they began to feel the seas--the hard, rough,
+senseless water that was so different to the air they had come from.
+The machine made wicked weather of it, and it was obvious that she
+could hardly last long. She lurched and rocked viciously, constraining
+them to cling to the sides of the frail body. Mottin pulled off his
+headpiece, and the pilot followed suit.
+
+"Well," said Mottin, "it was worth it--eh?"
+
+"By gum, yes! It was that, and I give you full numbers, sir. I thought
+for a moment you had taken too long a chance, but you were right."
+
+A wave splashed heavily over the speaker and laid three inches of
+water in a pool around his ankles.
+
+"This is going to be a short business, sir, unless we get busy."
+
+"I know," said Mottin. "Case of four anchors and wish for the day. Sea
+anchor indicated, and mighty quick too."...
+
+An hour later it was pitch-dark, and a semi-waterlogged seaplane
+drifted south, head to sea, bucketing her nose into the lop. Two
+figures crouched together in the body of her, baling mechanically. On
+the upper plane an electric torch glowed brightly, pointing westward.
+The figures exchanged disjointed sentences as they baled, and
+occasionally one of them would stretch his head up for a glance round
+for possible passing lights.
+
+"Cheer up, Sub!" said Mottin. "Your teeth are chattering like the
+deuce. Bale harder and get warm."
+
+"It's not the cold, it's the weather that's doing me in, sir. I'm so
+damned sea-sick."
+
+"Yes, it's a filthy motion, but she's steadier than she was. 'Fraid
+she's sinking."
+
+The Sub-Lieutenant ceased baling for a moment and looked into his
+senior's face, dimly lit by the reflection from the torch overhead.
+"Do you know, sir," he said, "I don't feel as bucked as I did? I
+believe I've got half-way to cold feet about the show."
+
+"Do you know, Sub"--Mottin copied the hesitating voice--"I've had cold
+feet the whole blinkin' time? If it wasn't for one thing I keep
+thinking of, I'd be properly howling about it."
+
+"And what's that, sir?"
+
+"D'you remember a line of Kipling's in that 'Widow of sleepy Chester'
+poem? It's about 'Fifty file of Burmans to open him Heaven's gate.'
+Well, that's keeping me cheered up."
+
+"'Mm--that's true. How many do you think that boat carried?"
+
+"Round about forty--she was a big packet."
+
+"Only twenty file--still, that's good enough. Besides, they'd have
+done damage to-morrow if we hadn't got them."
+
+"True for you, Sub--and they might have killed women on that trip. Now
+they won't get the chance."
+
+"Twenty file. Ugh! I'll make 'em salute when I see them. Hullo! See
+that, sir?" The two men rose to their knees and stared out to the
+west. A bright glow showed beyond the horizon, and through it ran a
+flicker of pulsating flashes of vivid orange light. The glow broke out
+again a point to the northward, and the unmistakable beam of a
+searchlight swung to the clouds and down again. As they looked, the
+glow spread, and the rippling flashes as gun answered gun came into
+view over their horizon. Mottin fumbled for the glasses, but found
+them wet through and useless. The action was evidently coming their
+way, and was growing into a pyrotechnic display such as few are
+fortunate enough to see.
+
+"Destroyers--coming right over us--Very's pistol, quick! We may get a
+chance here. Don't let the cartridges get wet, man--put 'em in your
+coat." The guns began to bark clearly above the straining and bumping
+noise of the crumbling seaplane, and a wildly-aimed shell burst on the
+water half a mile to windward. Both men were standing up now, staring
+at the extraordinary scene. A flotilla of destroyers passed each side
+of them, one leading the other by nearly a mile. The searchlights and
+gun-flashes lit the sea between the opposing lines, and the vicious
+shells sent columns of shining water up around the rapt spectators, or
+whipped overhead in a continued stuttering shriek.
+
+A big destroyer passed at half a cable's length in a quivering halo of
+light of her own making. The short choppy beam sea sent a steady sheet
+of spray across her forecastle, a sheet that showed red in the light of
+the guns. As she passed the Sub-Lieutenant raised his hand above his
+head, and a Very's light sailed up into the air, showing every detail of
+the battered seaplane with startling clearness for a few seconds. A
+searchlight whirled round from the destroyer, steadied blindingly on
+their faces a moment, and was switched off on the instant. As swiftly as
+it had approached, the fight flickered away to the eastward, till the
+last gleam was out of sight, and the two wet and aching men crouched
+back into the slopping water to continue their baling.
+
+"If they _do_ find us, it'll be rather luck, sir," said the younger
+man. "She isn't going to last much longer."
+
+"Long enough, I reckon. But they may go donkey's miles in a running
+fight like that. Is that petrol tank free?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Yes, I couldn't get the union-nut off--it was burred; so I broke the
+pipe and bent it back on itself. It'll hold all right, I think--at
+least it will only leak slowly. Hullo, she's going, sir."
+
+"Not quite. Pass that tank aft and we'll crawl out on the tail.
+That'll be the last bit under, and we may as well use her all we can."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+With gasps and strainings they half-lifted, half-floated the big tank
+along till they had it jammed on end between the rudder and the
+control-wires. They straddled the sloping tail, crouching low to avoid
+the smack of the breaking seas, their legs trailing in the icy water.
+With frozen fingers the Sub-Lieutenant removed two Very's cartridges
+from his breast-pocket and tucked them inside his leather waistcoat.
+
+A flurry of snow came down wind. The two were too wet already to
+notice it, but as it grew heavier the increased darkness made Mottin
+lift his head and look round. At that moment a gleam of brightness
+showed through to windward; as he looked it faded and vanished. He
+leaned aft and shouted weakly--
+
+"Come on, man--wake up! Fire another one. They're here!"
+
+It seemed an age to him before the pistol was loaded, and his heart
+sank as a dull click indicated an unmistakable misfire. He watched the
+last cartridge inserted with dispassionate interest. If one was wet,
+the other was almost certain to be, and--Bang! The coloured ball of
+fire soared up into the driving snow, and the pistol slipped from the
+startled Sub-Lieutenant's hand and shot overboard. The searchlight
+came on again and grew stronger and nearer, and as the glare of it
+became intolerable, a tall black bow came dipping and swaying past at
+a few yards' range. Mottin almost let his will-power go at that
+point--the relief was too great. He had a confused memory afterwards
+of crashing wood as the tailplane ground against a steel side, and of
+barking his shins as he was hauled across a wire guard-rail and
+dropped on a very nubbly deck. The wardroom seemed a blaze of intense
+light after the darkness outside, and the temporary surgeon who took
+charge of him the most sensible and charming person in the Service.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Sit down--take your coat off--lap this down. That's right. Now, I
+have two duties in this ship--I'm doctor and I'm the wine caterer.
+They are not incompatible. You will therefore go to bed now in the
+Captain's cabin, and you'll have a hot toddy as soon as you're there;
+come along now and get your clothes off. Your mate is in the First
+Lieutenant's cabin, and he won't wake up till morning."
+
+Twenty minutes later Mottin, from beneath a pile of blankets, heard a
+tinkle of curtain rings and looked out. A muffled, snow-covered figure
+entered quietly and began to peel off a lammy coat. Mottin coughed.
+
+"Hullo! How are you feeling? I've just come for a change of clothes. I
+won't be long--I'm Sangatte. No, that's all right. I won't be turning in
+to-night; we're going right up harbour, and I'll be busy till daylight."
+
+He bustled round the chest of drawers, pulling out woollen scarves,
+stockings, &c., and talking rapidly. "Lucky touch our finding you. I
+noted position when your first light went up, but as the chase looked
+like running on ninety mile yet, I didn't expect to find you. Your
+joss was in, because the snow came down and they put up a smoke-screen
+and ceased fire, so we lost touch, and I hadn't far to come back to
+look for you. Got a Fritz, did you? Good man! We'll have a bottle on
+your decoration when we get in. The Huns? Yes, they lost their rear
+ship right off, and the others were plastered good and plenty. We lost
+one on a mine, but we took the crew off and sank her. I sank your
+'plane just now--tied a pig of ballast to her and chucked it over. I
+thought you might have left some papers--oh! you've got 'em, have
+you? That's good."
+
+"Yes, they're in my coat pocket. I say, haven't I seen you before? I
+seem to remember you. Do you hunt?" Mottin stretched his legs out
+sleepily as he spoke.
+
+"Yes--met you with the Hambledon or Cattistock, I expect. Haven't been
+on a horse for all of three years, though; and I don't suppose there'll
+be much doing that way for a long time, now they're putting half the
+country under plough. S'long. I'm for the bridge; ring that bell if you
+want anything. The Doc.'s got one or two wounded forrard, so he'll be
+busy, but my servant'll look out for you." The curtain clashed back, and
+Mottin, turning over, slid instantly into a log-like sleep.
+
+
+
+
+A TRINITY.
+
+
+ The way of a ship at racing speed
+ In a bit of a rising gale,
+ The way of a horse of the only breed
+ At a Droxford post-and-rail,
+ The way of a brand-new aeroplane
+ On a frosty winter dawn.
+ You'll come back to those again;
+ Wheel or cloche or slender rein
+ Will keep you young and clean and sane,
+ And glad that you were born.
+
+ The power and drive beneath me now are above the power of kings,
+ It's mine the word that lets her loose and in my ear she sings--
+ "Mark now the way I sport and play with the rising hunted sea,
+ Across my grain in cold disdain their ranks are hurled at me.
+ But down my wake is a foam-white lake, the remnant of their line,
+ That broke and died beneath my pride--your foemen, man, and mine."
+ The perfect tapered hull below is a dream of line and curve,
+ An artist's vision in steel and bronze for gods and men to serve.
+ If ever a statue came to life, you quivering slender thing,
+ It ought to be you--my racing girl--as the Amazon song you sing.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Down the valley and up the slope we run from scent to view.
+ "Steady, you villain--you know too much--I'm not so wild as you;
+ You'll get me cursed if you catch him first--there's at least a mile
+ to go,
+ So swallow your pride and ease your stride, and take your fences
+ slow.
+ Your high-pricked ears as the jump appears are comforting things to
+ see;
+ Your easy gallop and bending neck are signals flying to me.
+ You wouldn't refuse if it was wire with calthrops down in front,
+ And there we are with a foot to spare--you best of all the Hunt!"
+ Great sloping shoulders galloping strong, and a yard of
+ floating tail,
+ A fine old Irish gentleman, and a Hampshire post-and-rail.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ The sun on the fields a mile below is glinting off the grass
+ That slides along like a rolling map as under the clouds I pass.
+ The early shadows of byre and hedge are dwindling dark below
+ As up the stair of the morning air on my idle wheels I go,--
+ Nothing to do but let her alone--she's flying herself to-day,
+ Unless I chuck her about a bit--there isn't a bump or sway.
+ So _there's_ a bank at ninety-five--and here's a spin and a
+ spiral dive,
+ And here we are again.
+ And _that's_ a roll and twist around, and that's the sky and there's
+ the ground,
+ And I and the aeroplane
+ Are doing a glide, but upside-down, and that's a village and that's
+ a town--
+ And now we're rolling back.
+ And _this_ is the way we climb and stall and sit up and beg on
+ nothing at all,
+ The wires and strainers slack,
+ And now we'll try and be good some more, and open the throttle and
+ hear her roar
+ And steer for London Town.
+ For there never a pilot yet was born who flew a machine on a frosty
+ morn
+ But started stunting soon,
+ To feel if his wires were really there, or whether he flew on ice or
+ air,
+ Or whether his hands were gloved or bare,
+ Or he sat in a free balloon.
+
+
+
+
+IN THE MORNING.
+
+
+ Back from the battle, torn and rent,
+ Listing bridge and stanchions bent
+ By the angry sea.
+ By Thy guiding mercy sent,
+ Fruitful was the road we went--
+ Back from battle we.
+
+ If Thou hadst not been, O Lord, behind our feeble arm,
+ If Thy hand had not been there to slam the lyddite home,
+ When against us men arose and sought to work us harm,
+ We had gone to death, O Lord, in spouting rings of foam.
+
+ Heaving sea and cloudy sky
+ Saw the battle flashing by,
+ As Thy foemen ran.
+ By Thy grace, that made them fly,
+ We have seen two hundred die
+ Since the fight began.
+
+ If our cause had not been Thine, for Thy eternal Right,
+ If the foe in place of us had fought for Thee, O Lord!
+ If Thou hadst not guided us and drawn us there to fight,
+ We never should have closed with them--Thy seas are dark and broad.
+
+ Through the iron rain they fled,
+ Bearing home the tale of dead,
+ Flying from Thy sword.
+ After-hatch to fo'c'sle head,
+ We have turned their decks to red,
+ By Thy help, O Lord!
+
+ It was not by our feeble sword that they were overthrown,
+ But Thy right hand that dashed them down, the servants of the proud;
+ It was not arm of ours that saved, but Thine, O Lord, alone,
+ When down the line the guns began, and sang Thy praise aloud.
+
+ Sixty miles of running fight,
+ Finished at the dawning light,
+ Off the Zuider Zee.
+ Thou that helped throughout the night
+ Weary hand and aching sight,
+ Praise, O Lord, to Thee.
+
+
+
+
+AN AFFAIR OF OUTPOSTS.
+
+
+The wardroom of the Depôt ship was just emptying as the late-breakfast
+party lit their pipes and cigarettes and headed for the smoking-room
+next door, when a signalman brought the news in. The Commander,
+standing by the radiator, took the pad from the man's hand and read it
+aloud. He raised his voice for the first few words, then continued in
+his usual staccato tones as the silence of his audience showed that
+they were straining their ears in fear of missing a word:--
+
+ "_Lyddite_, _Prism_, _Axite_, and _Pebble_ in action last night
+ with six enemy destroyers--_Pebble_ sunk--fifty-seven survivors
+ aboard _Lyddite_--enemy lost two sunk, possibly three--_Lyddite_
+ with prisoners and _Prism_ with _Axite_ in tow arriving forenoon
+ to-day."
+
+There was a moment's pause as the Commander handed the signal back,
+and then half a dozen officers spoke at once. The Fleet-Surgeon was
+not one of them. He gathered up his two juniors with a significant
+glance, as one sees a hostess signal to her Division as the
+dessert-talk flags, and the three vanished through the door to get to
+work on their grim preparations. The Engineer officers conferred for a
+minute in low tones and then followed them out. The signal had given
+clearer data for the workers in flesh and bone to act on than it had
+for those who work in metals, and there was nothing for the latter to
+do but to get their men ready and to guess at probabilities. The
+remainder of the Mess broke into a buzz of conversation: "_Axite_, she
+must be pretty well hashed up; it must have been gun-fire, a torpedo
+would have sunk her.... Rot! why should it? What about the _Salcombe_
+or the _Ventnor_? _They_ got home.... Yes, but not from so far out,
+and there's a sea running outside too.... Well, the Noorder Diep isn't
+a hundred miles, and that must be where...."
+
+The Commander beckoned the First Lieutenant to him, as that officer
+was rising from his chair at the writing-table. "You'd better warn the
+Gunner, Borden, that the divers may be needed; and tell my messenger
+as you go out that I want to see the Boatswain and Carpenter
+too--thank you." He turned to the ship's side and looked out through
+the scuttle at the dancing, sunlit waters of the harbour. He had
+supervised the work of preparation for assisting and patching lame
+ducks more than once before, and he knew that his subordinates needed
+little assistance from him. What was troubling his mind was the
+question of the casualties. The _Pebble_ was gone, so there was no
+need for spare hands to be provided for her, while her survivors were
+actually a gain. They would not be fit for work for a bit, though, a
+good few of them probably wounded, and the remainder perhaps needing
+treatment after immersion in a December sea. Then the three others--it
+sounded like a hard-fought action, and hard fights meant losses. That
+was the worst of these destroyer actions, the casualties were mostly
+good men, and it took so long to train good ratings. If only one saved
+the officers and men it wouldn't really matter how many destroyers
+were lost, he reflected, as he walked out of the mess towards his
+cabin and the little group of Warrant and Petty officers who awaited
+him by the doorway.
+
+It was barely an hour later, and the bustle of preparation aboard the
+Depôt ship was still in progress when they came in sight. The outer
+forts had reported them as approaching the entrance, and the next news
+was good also, for it was simply the deduction on the part of the
+watching ships' companies, when they saw the big black-and-yellow
+salvage tugs that had been out since dawn come chugging up harbour
+alone, that the victors had disdained assistance. Then the _Lyddite_
+showed her high bow and unmistakable funnels as she swung round the
+entrance shoals and steadied up harbour at a leisurely ten knots. At
+that distance she looked dirty and sea-worn, but intact. Close astern
+of her came _Prism_ and _Axite_, and as they showed, the watchers
+involuntarily caught their breaths.
+
+The _Prism_ looked queer and foreign somehow, with no foremast, a bare
+skeleton of a bridge, and a shapeless heap where the forward funnel
+had stood. The _Axite_ looked just what she was--a mere battered hull,
+with very little standing above the level of her deck, her stern
+nearly awash, and her bow bent and torn as if some giant hand had
+gripped and twisted it. As the pair of cripples neared the dock
+entrance, two smaller tugs which had followed astern came hurrying up
+to close on the _Axite's_ sides, while the towing hawser that had been
+watched with such anxiety through three cold and stormy watches
+splashed in the churned-up water under the _Prism's_ counter. The
+_Prism_ increased speed slightly, and up against the blustering wind
+came the faint sound of cheering from the cruisers down the harbour as
+she passed them. She eased down into station astern of the _Lyddite_,
+and the Yeoman of Signals on the Depôt ship's bridge shifted his
+telescope from the shaking canvas of the wind-dodger to the steadier
+support of a stanchion.
+
+"What's she like--can you make 'er out?" A Leading Telegraphist had
+walked out from the wireless office, and, in obvious hopes of getting
+hold of the telescope, was standing at his elbow.
+
+"Pretty sight, I don't think," replied the Yeoman grimly. "Dirty work
+for the hospital there, and I reckon it's 'Port Watch look for
+messmates'--all along under the bridge she's been catching it, and I
+can't see--Yes, O.K.--He's up there on the bridge--_Who?_ The skipper,
+of course. Mister Calton, Commander--begging his pardon. Me and him
+were in the old _Cantaloup_ two years. Gawd! but ain't they been in a
+dust-up! What do you say? _Lyddite?_"
+
+He turned to look as the big destroyer passed, half-raised his glass,
+and then lowered it. There was enough for his naked eye to see to
+discourage him from a closer view. Her decks were crowded with men,
+lying, standing, or sitting down. The white bandages showed up clearly
+against the general background of dull grime, and the bandages were
+many. A torpedo-tube pointing up like an A.A. gun, and a dozen or so
+of splinter holes in funnel and casing, showed that some, at least, of
+the wounded were her own. About the casing, between the wounded, lay
+dozens of dull brass cartridge-cases, and aft--a curious touch of
+triviality--two seamen and a steward were emptying boxes of smashed
+glass and crockery overside. A few men waved and shouted in reply as
+the Depôt ship roared a welcome across to her, but the greater number
+were silent. The two scarred and blood-spotted craft swung gently in
+to the jetty, where the lines of ambulances and stretchers awaited
+them, and as the first heaving-lines flew, the Yeoman turned to the
+Telegraphist with a look almost of pride on his dark saturnine face--
+
+"Well, I'm ----," he said admiringly, "if that ain't swank! Did you
+see 'em? Why, stiffen the Dutch--they've got new Sunday Ensigns
+hoisted to come up harbour with, and"--he swung round and levelled his
+glass at the _Axite_, now almost hidden in the smoke and steam of the
+group of tugs around her at the lock gates--"I'm damned if she ain't
+got a new one up too. Here, have a look at it, man. It's on a boathook
+staff sticking up in the muzzle of the high-angle gun----"
+
+
+
+
+1917.
+
+
+The "liaison officer" felt distinctly nervous as his steamboat
+approached the gangway. He had no qualms as to his capabilities of
+carrying out the work he was detailed for--that of acting as
+signals-and-operations-interpreter aboard the Flotilla leader of a
+recently allied destroyer division--but the fact that he had been told
+that he must be prepared to be tactful weighed heavily on his mind.
+His ideas on the subject of Americans were somewhat hidebound, but at
+the same time very vague. Would they spring the statement on him that
+they had "come over to win the War for you," or would they refer at
+once to their War of Independence? Did the Yankees hate all
+Britishers, or---- His boat bumped alongside the neat teak ladder,
+and he noted with a seaman's appreciation the perfectly-formed
+coachwhipping and Turks' Heads on the rails. A moment later he was
+standing on a very clean steel deck, gravely returning the salute of
+what appeared to be a muster of all the officers in the ship.
+
+A tall commander took a pace forward. "_Malcolm_," he said, "I'm
+Captain--glad to meet you." The Englishman saluted, and they shook
+hands. "My name's Jackson," he replied, and turned as the American,
+taking his arm, ran through a rapid introduction to the other
+officers. Each of these repeated the formula, accompanied by the quick
+bow and handshake. Jackson followed suit as best he could, and began
+to feel that on such formal occasions he had the makings of a real
+_attaché_ or diplomatist in him.
+
+A few minutes, and he found himself sitting in a long-chair in a
+wardroom which might have been a counterpart of his own, and accepting
+a long cigar from the box handed him. "Did you have a good trip
+over?" he ventured.
+
+"We sure did, and saw nix--not even a U-boat. Had a bit of a gale
+first day out, but it blew off quick. But say, there wasn't a German
+ship for three thousand miles. Don't you ever see some about?"
+
+"Well, you see--er--no. They only show out now and then, and it's only
+for a few hours when they do. Of course, there are plenty of Fritzes,
+but they keep under most of the time--you don't see them much."
+
+"Well, we thought it real slow, didn't we, Commander? We were just
+ripe for some gunplay, but we never got a chance to pull."
+
+Jackson looked across at the Commander and smiled. "We felt that way
+for a long time, sir. But now we just go on hoping and keeping ready.
+We've had so many false alarms, you see."
+
+The Commander laughed. "That's one on you, Benson," he said. "We won't
+get so excited next time we see the Northern Lights."
+
+There was a general shout of laughter, and Jackson turned cold. This, he
+thought, was a little early for him to start putting his foot in it. The
+officer called Benson, however, did not appear to be about to throw over
+the alliance just yet. He walked to the sideboard, and returned with a
+couple of lumps of sugar in his hand. "Lootenant," he said gravely, "in
+the absence of stimulants in the U.S. Navy, I can only give you what
+we've got. We've no liquor aboard, but we've sure got sugar."
+
+"Yes," said the Commander. "We're all on the water-waggon here,
+whether we like the ride or not."
+
+Jackson sat up in his chair and shed his official pose. He could, at any
+rate, talk without reserve on Service subjects. "Well, sir," he said,
+"I'm not a teetotaller, but it doesn't worry me to go teetotal if I've
+got to. I don't worry about it if I'm in training for anything; and the
+fact is--well, if there was a referendum, or something of that sort, in
+the Navy as to whether we were to be compulsory teetotallers or not, I
+believe the majority would vote for 'no drinks.' _I_ would, anyway, and
+I'm what you'd call an average drinker."
+
+"They didn't ask us to vote any, but if they had--in war-time--I guess
+we'd have voted the same way. If you can't get it you don't want it,
+and we've kind of got used to water now. And so your name's Jackson?
+Any relation?"
+
+Jackson's brain worked at high pressure. This was a poser. Sir Henry
+Jackson? Stonewall? How many noted Jacksons were there? He played for
+safety and replied with a negative.
+
+"Ah, well! there's perhaps some connection you don't know of," said
+the Commander encouragingly. "Which part of England are your folk
+from? Birmingham. Well, of course, it's a big family.... My father
+knew him well, and was with him through the Valley Campaign."
+
+Jackson sighed with relief. "You're from Virginia then, sir?"
+
+"No, sir--I'm from Maryland. My father joined the Army of Virginia
+two days before Bull Run."
+
+"Are you all Southerners here, then?"
+
+"We're sure _not_," came a chorus of voices. "Nix on Secesh ... John
+Brown's Body...." Jackson developed nerves again. He felt as if he had
+asked a Nationalist meeting to join him in drinking confusion to the
+Pope. The company did not seem disposed to let him off, however.
+
+"Which do you think ought to have won, Lootenant? You were
+neutral--let's hear it."
+
+Jackson looked apologetically at the Commander.
+
+"Well, sir, I think the North _had_ to win; and" (he hurried on) "it's
+just as well she did, because if she hadn't there wouldn't be any
+U.S.A. now--only a lot of small states."
+
+"That's so; but there need not have been any war at all."
+
+"There needn't, sir; but it made the U.S.A. all the same. The big
+event of the Franco-Prussian War wasn't the surrender at Sedan; it was
+the crowning of the German Emperor at Versailles. And in the Civil
+War--well, it made one nation of the Americans in the same way as the
+other did of the Germans."
+
+"Well, Lootenant, if wars are just to make nations into one, what was
+the good of our wars with you?"
+
+Jackson was getting over his self-consciousness, and it was dawning on
+him that the American Navy has a method of "drawing" very similar to
+that in use in his own.
+
+"They were a lot of use," he protested. "We sent German troops against
+you, and you killed lots of them."
+
+There was a general laugh.
+
+"Say, Jackson," came a voice, "this little old country of yours isn't
+doing much with the Germans now except kill them. Say, she's great!
+You're doing all the work, and you've kept on telling us you're doing
+nix. Your papers just talk small, as if your Army was only a
+Yale-Princetown football crowd, and you were the coon and not the Big
+Stick of the bunch that's in it."
+
+"Well, you see, we don't like talking about ourselves except to just
+buck our own people up."
+
+Jackson's tone as he said this was, I regret to say, just what yours
+or mine would have been. It could only be described as "smug."
+
+"You sure don't. We like to say what we're doing when we come from New
+York."
+
+Jackson prepared for an effort of tact. "I hear," he said, "you've got
+quite a lot of troops across already."
+
+They told him--and his eyes opened.
+
+"_What!_" he said. "And how many----?" He digested the answers for a
+moment, and decided that his store of tact could be pigeon-holed again
+for a while. "But what about--your papers haven't--I don't call that
+talking much. We still think you're just beginning."
+
+"So we are,--we've hardly started. But our papers were given the wise
+word, and they don't talk war secrets."
+
+Jackson readjusted his ideas slightly, and his attitude deflated
+itself. The transportation of the First Expeditionary Force had been
+talked of as a big thing, but this--and he had until then heard no
+whisper of it.
+
+"And the country?" he asked. "What about all your pro-Germans and
+aliens?"
+
+"They don't," came the answer. "What do you think of Wilson now?"
+Jackson edged away to cover again. "He's a very fine statesman, and a
+much bigger man than we thought him once."
+
+"Same here; and he knows his America. He waited and he waited, and all
+the time the country was just getting more raw about the Germans, and
+then when he was good and ready he came in; and I guess now he's got
+the country _solid_."
+
+Jackson pondered this for a moment, studying the clean-cut young
+faces--all of the universal "Naval" stamp--around him.
+
+"I don't know," he said slowly, "that it wouldn't have been better for
+us if we'd been able to stop out a few months ourselves at first. It
+would have made _us_ more solid too. But we simply had to come in at
+once."
+
+"You had; and if you hadn't, we'd have talked at you some."
+
+Jackson laughed. "What! 'Too proud to fight,' and all that sort of
+thing? Yes, we'd have deserved it too. I say, what a shame Admiral
+Mahan died right at the beginning! There's nobody to take his place
+and write this war up."
+
+"Yes, he'd have been over here first tap of the gong. And he'd have
+seen it all for himself, and given you Britishers and us lectures on
+the war of 1812--and every other war too."
+
+"Yes, it's a great pity. He taught us what sea-power was, and till
+then we hardly knew we had it at all."
+
+"Well, he taught you enough to get us busy mailing you paper about the
+blockade last year."
+
+Jackson grinned. "You couldn't say much. You made all the precedents
+yourselves when you blockaded the South in '61. We only had to refer
+you to your own letters to get out of the argument."
+
+The First Lieutenant beckoned for the cigar box again. "You knew too
+much diplomatic work for us in those days. We were new to that card
+game. But I'd sooner hear our talk now than the sort of gentle
+breathing of your folks when it comes to diplomacy."
+
+"Never mind," said Jackson. "We're getting better. We'll have an
+autocracy, like you, before the war's over, instead of the democracy
+we've got now."
+
+The circle settled down and waited. This was evidently not an unarmed
+foe, in the ancient Anglo-Saxon game.
+
+"Amurrica's the only real democracy in the universe," said an
+incautious voice. Two heads turned towards the speaker, and several
+pairs of eyes spoke volumes.
+
+"I beg your pardon," said Jackson. "America's a great country, but as
+you told me just now, she's solid. That means she's so keen on getting
+on with the work that she's chosen a boss and told him to go ahead and
+give his orders, and so long as he does his best to get on with the
+work, the people aren't going to quarrel with him. Now we are not
+really solid, just because we're too much of a democracy."
+
+"Say, you wouldn't think that if you'd been over and seen our last
+elections; but there's sense in it, all the same. But Lloyd
+George--isn't he the same sort of Big Stick over here?"
+
+"You read our political papers and see," said Jackson. "Do you take
+much interest in politics in your Navy?"
+
+"Do we hell--does yours?"
+
+"Not a bit, except to curse at them. Navies are outside politics."
+
+"Except the German's, and their army and navy and politics are all the
+same thing; and they'll all come down together, too."
+
+"Yes, but it's going to take some tough scrapping to do it. Let's hope
+no one starts fighting over the corpse when she's beaten."
+
+"Well, I guess you won't, and we won't. We've both got all the land we
+can do with, and if there are any colonies to hand out after, we
+won't mind who gets 'em so long as the Kaiser doesn't. What we ought
+to do is to join England in a policing act for the world, and just
+keep them all from fighting."
+
+"That'd be no good. The rest of them would combine against us. It
+would only mean a different Balance of Power."
+
+"Oh! Now you're talking European. We stand out of the old-world
+Balance."
+
+"You can't now. You've got hitched up in it, and you'll find you're
+tangled when you want to get back."
+
+"We sure won't. We'll pull out when this round-up's over--you watch us."
+
+The Commander glanced at his watch and rose. "Dinner's at 'half-six,'"
+he said. "You'd better let me show you the way to your room."
+
+Jackson rose and followed him aft to the spare cabin. "Here you are,"
+said the American. "Hope you'll be comfortable. The boys will do their
+best to make your stay here real home-like, and I hope you'll stay
+just as long as you can."
+
+"I sure will, sir," came the answer, in a voice that was fast losing
+its English drawl; and Jackson, alone with his thoughts, stared at the
+door-curtain, and wondered why on earth it should have been considered
+necessary to tell him that a supply of tact would be useful to him in
+his new job.
+
+
+
+
+IN FORTY WEST.
+
+
+ We are coming from the ranch, from the city and the mine,
+ And the word has gone before us to the towns upon the Rhine;
+ As the rising of the tide
+ On the Old-World side,
+ We are coming to the battle, to the Line.
+
+ From the valleys of Virginia, from the Rockies in the North,
+ We are coming by battalions, for the word was carried forth:
+ "We have put the pen away
+ And the sword is out to-day,
+ For the Lord has loosed the Vintages of Wrath."
+
+ We are singing in the ships as they carry us to fight,
+ As our fathers sang before us by the camp-fires' light;
+ In the wharf-light glare
+ They can hear us Over There,
+ When the ships come steaming through the night.
+
+ Right across the deep Atlantic where the _Lusitania_ passed,
+ With the battle-flag of Yankee-land a-floating at the mast,
+ We are coming all the while,
+ Over twenty hundred mile,
+ And we're staying to the finish, to the last.
+
+ We are many--we are one--and we're in it overhead,
+ We are coming as an Army that has seen its women dead,
+ And the old Rebel Yell
+ Will be loud above the shell
+ When we cross the top together, seeing red.
+
+
+
+
+A RING AXIOM.
+
+
+ When the pitiless gong rings out again, and they whip your chair
+ away,
+ When you feel you'd like to take the floor, whatever the crowd
+ should say,
+ When the hammering gloves come back again, and the world goes round
+ your head,
+ When you know your arms are only wax, your hands of useless lead,
+ When you feel you'd give your heart and soul for a chance to clinch
+ and rest,
+ And through your brain the whisper comes,
+ "Give in, you've done your best,"
+ Why, stiffen your knees and brace your back--and take my word
+ as true--
+ _If the man in front has got you weak, he's just as tired as
+ you_.
+ He can't attack through a gruelling fight and finish as he began;
+ He's done more work than you to-day--you're just as fine a man.
+ So call your last reserve of pluck--he's careless with his chin--
+ You'll put it across him every time--Go in--Go in--_Go in!_
+
+
+
+
+CHANCES.
+
+
+The boxing-stage was raised a clear three and a half feet above the
+deck, and the mat showed glaringly white in the northern sunshine. The
+corner-posts were padded and wound with many layers of red and blue
+bunting. A glance round showed a great amphitheatre of faces, rising
+tier on tier up to the crouching figures of men on the main-derrick,
+funnel-casings, and masts. The spectators numbered, perhaps, close on
+three thousand, and there was hardly a man among them who had not
+qualified as a critic by personal experience at the game. The last two
+competitors had just left the ring in a storm of hand-clapping, and
+the white-sweatered seconds ceased their professional chatter and
+their basin-splashing employment to jump up and place the chairs back
+against the corner-posts as the next two officers entered.
+
+Lieutenant Cairnley of H.M. T.B.D. ---- pulled the loose sleeves of
+his monkey-jacket across his chest and stretched out his legs as he
+sat down in the Blue corner. He looked across at his opponent, who was
+standing talking in a low voice to a second. Yes, he was evidently
+only just inside the middle-weight limit, and he, Cairnley, must be
+giving away all of half a stone. Still, that was half a stone less to
+carry about the ring, and he felt really fit and well-trained. An
+officer was standing in the ring, with a paper in one hand, and the
+other raised to call for silence.
+
+"First round of the Officers' Middle-weights. In the Red corner,
+Lieutenant Santon of the----, in the Blue corner, Lieutenant Cairnley
+of the----." He slipped under the ropes and jumped down from the stage
+as the voice of the timekeeper followed his own--"Seconds out!"
+Cairnley felt the coat plucked from his shoulders, and he stood up as
+his chair was drawn away. "_Clang!_" went the heavy gong, and he
+walked forward with his right hand out and his eyes on his opponent's
+chest, in the midst of a great silence. As their gloves touched,
+Cairnley jumped quickly to one side and began his invariable habit of
+working round to his opponent's left hand. He was not allowed much
+time for "routine work." He had an impression of a looming figure
+getting larger, a whirl of feinting, and he was being rushed back
+across the ring in a storm of punches. His habit of keeping his chin
+down, shoulders up, and elbows in, saved him. He felt a thrill of
+respect for Santon's punch as his head rocked from heavy hook-blows on
+either side, and then he was inside his opponent's elbows, working his
+head forward, and lowering his right for a body punch before they
+struck the ropes. As he felt their springing contact at his back, he
+stiffened up and pushed his man away. The recoil of the hemp assisted
+him, and Santon gave ground a yard. Cairnley jumped at him, and,
+taking an even chance, sent a straight right over, which landed
+cleanly on the mouth. His left followed at once, but only touched
+lightly. Santon gave ground again, and the lighter man slid after him,
+sending a long left home to the nose. Cairnley thrilled as it landed.
+This man was strong, he felt, but not quick enough in defence. He
+half-feinted with his right, and sent his left out again. As the punch
+extended he slightly lifted his chin, and the ring whirled round him
+as he took a tremendous cross-counter that came in over his elbow. He
+came forward quickly to get to close quarters, but his opponent had no
+intention of letting him. There was a whirl of gloves and a sound of
+heavy, grunting hitting, and Cairnley found himself on his hands and
+knees, with a very groggy feeling in his head, looking across at
+Santon's white knees by the ropes at the far side of the ring. He
+stretched his neck, took a long breath, and rose shakily. He did not
+feel as shaky as he looked, for he had been in the ring before, and
+knew that a knock-down blow sometimes entraps the optimistic giver of
+it into sudden defeat, but in this case he was engaged with a boxer
+who took no chances. Santon approached quickly and began rapid
+feinting just outside hitting distance. Cairnley gave ground slightly
+and waited for the rush. This chap had a wicked right, he reflected,
+and he did not want to get caught napping again. Then Santon was on
+him slamming in lefts and rights, and working furiously to get him
+into a corner. Cairnley stooped and struggled to get in close. A
+muscular change in the body a foot from his eyes gave him warning of
+an approaching upper-cut, and he brought his right glove in front of
+his face in time to stop it. He felt Santon's left on the back of his
+head, and instantly shifted feet and escaped round his opponent's left
+side. As he shifted he jerked a hard, short left punch into the mark,
+and then repeated the blow. Santon broke away, and received a
+perfectly-timed straight left on the nose as the gong rang. There was
+a storm of applause as the men went to their corners, for Cairnley's
+recovery had been well guarded, and his quick hitting at the end of
+the round showed that he had not lost much speed. He lay back in his
+chair while his seconds fussed around him, and thought hard. That
+right cross-counter of Santon's was certainly a beauty, so much so
+that it must be his favourite punch. Could he be absolutely certain of
+its being produced if he gave it the same chance? Well, he had to win
+this on a knock-out, or not at all. He could not pick up all the
+points he had lost in the first round with only two to go, so it was a
+case of chancing it on his brains alone. Yes, he would just check his
+idea once, and if that proved that Santon would use the same punch for
+the same lead, he would go all out on the next. _Clang!_ He rose and
+walked straight forward to meet his man. At six-feet range he jumped
+in and drove his left for the mark. It did not land true, but it
+enabled him to close and start a succession of furious body punches.
+The two hammering, gasping white figures reeled about the ring for
+half a minute, heads down and arms working like pistons.
+
+Cairnley knew that his man was too strong for him at that game, but for
+that round, brain and not muscle was his guide, and he wanted Santon to
+be warmed up and made to act by habit and use. They locked in a clinch,
+and a moment later broke clear at the word of the Referee--the first he
+had spoken in that fight. For a second they stood on guard swaying from
+side to side as they waited for an opening. Then Cairnley leaped in and
+sent out a full straight left. Even with his chin tucked well down he
+felt the jar of the right that slid again over his elbow, and striking
+full on the cheek, made his head ring and his neck ache. He stopped the
+left that followed, then landed on the face with his own left and closed
+again to hammer in short arm punches. He felt as he did so that the work
+he was engaged on must be done soon, as at this high-speed work he would
+not have the strength for a hard punch for long. Santon appeared to be a
+little inclined for a rest, too, for it was he who clinched this time.
+Cairnley rested limply against him and took a long breath as the voice
+of the Referee called them apart. He caught his breath again and called
+up all his reserve strength as they posed at long range, then he jumped
+forward as before, sent his left out three-quarters of the way, and
+showed his chin clear of his chest. Without a check in the movement his
+left dropped, his body pivoted, and he sent a full "haymaker" right up
+and across to the half-glimpsed head in front of him. A bony right wrist
+glanced from the top of his bent head, and at the same instant a jar,
+from his right knuckles to his back, told him that brains had beaten
+skill. He slipped aside, his hands mechanically raised in defence, and
+stumbled over Santon's falling body. As he scrambled up to cross the
+ring he looked back, and knew at once that not ten nor twenty seconds
+would be enough for that limp figure to recover in.
+
+
+II.
+
+"Yes, I've got leave now, and Cairnley's in hospital; he had a couple of
+splinters in him, and they packed him off, though he wanted to get
+leave and treat himself. The old packet's got to be just about rebuilt
+from the deck up, and he's certain to get a bigger one instead. He's
+going to take me on with him,--good thing for me,--as I'll be pretty
+young to be Number One of one of the Alpha class ships. I tell you, it
+was a devilish funny show, and all over in a second. It came on absolute
+pea-soup at four and we had only heard the guns in the action. Never saw
+a thing. We had been out away from the line four hours. Had nothing but
+wireless touch to tell us they had got into a mix-up. We went to
+stations at full speed trying to close on them, and we'd hardly got
+ready when the Hun showed up four hundred yards off. My word! she was
+smart on it. She was only a cruiser, but in the fog she showed up like
+the _Von der Tann_, and she was going all of twenty-four. She let fly at
+the moment we saw her, and she spun round and charged right off. We let
+go too as she fired, but her turning to ram saved her. We turned too and
+bolted, and she just cut every darned thing down from the casing up.
+The mast went on the first salvo, one funnel and most of the guns. The
+shooting was just lovely, and if it hadn't been such close range we'd
+have been shot down in one act. As it was, they just shaved us clean as
+if we'd gone full speed under a low-level bridge. At six hundred yards
+we could only see her gun-flashes, and we yanked round across her bow
+and opened out. The skipper gave her five minutes and then levelled up
+on the same course we had been on before, and eased a bit to keep
+station on her beam. We did a bit of clearing up and he sent for me. He
+was on the bridge--which had damn little left on it, bar him,--it was a
+proper wreck--and told me to arrange hands to shout orders to the
+engine-room if required, as the telegraphs were gone. The wheel was all
+right--or at least the gearing was,--the wheel itself had only a bit of
+rim and two spokes on it. He told me to get what fish we could fire set
+for surface, and that he was going to go for her again and fire at
+twenty-five yards. I thought he was mad, but I went down and got 'em
+ready. (The gunner was killed.) I shouted up to him when I had done, and
+had mustered a tube's crew, and we whacked on full bat again and began
+to close. You see we had crossed her bow once, and Cairnley reckoned
+then that she would have altered back to her original course of East, so
+he had kept on her port beam at about a mile, going the same speed. I
+did not get what he was driving at till afterwards. At the time I
+thought he was just going to do it again, because he thought he ought to
+make another effort. We saw her first this time as we were closing on
+the opposite side, and the skipper told them to poop off the bow gun,
+which was all we had, to wake them up. They woke up all right, and we
+got the same smack from all along her side we'd had before. She was just
+abaft our starboard beam going the same course, and I was wondering what
+the deuce he'd meant by telling me to train the tubes to port, when we
+went hard a-port and came round all heeled over and shaking. I just
+thought to myself, Well, if the Hun keeps on and doesn't try to ram,
+we're going to look damn silly, when I saw her again and she _was_
+ramming. Her guns did no good then,--the change was too quick for any
+sights to be held on. He banged away all right, and I believe he put
+more helm on--but he couldn't get us. The skipper had said twenty-five
+yards, but it looked to me like _feet_. He was going all out, and so
+were we, and I pulled off as his stem showed abreast the tubes--all
+spray and grey paint--and those fish hit him abaft the second funnel.
+Eh? Well, perhaps it was a few yards, but it's the closest I've seen to
+going alongside a gangway. Well, that's all I knew about it for half an
+hour. The bang put me out. Skipper said he turned back and searched for
+her, but it was so thick then he couldn't have found an island except by
+mistake. We'd been hit below water too and couldn't steam much. We got a
+tow home. Good egg! Here's St Pancras, and there's a flapper--thirty if
+she's a day--Good old blinkin' London!"
+
+
+
+
+THE QUARTERMASTER.
+
+
+ I mustn't look up from the compass-card, nor look at the seas at all,
+ I must watch the helm and compass-card,--If I heard the trumpet-call
+ Of Gabriel sounding Judgment Day to dry the Seas again,--
+ I must hold her bow to windward now till I'm relieved again--
+ To the pipe and wail of a tearing gale,
+ Carrying Starboard Ten.
+
+ I must stare and frown at the compass-card, that chases round the
+ bowl,
+ North and South and back again with every lurching roll.
+ By the feel of the ship beneath I know the way she's going to swing,
+ But I mustn't look up to the booming wind however the halliards
+ sing--
+ In a breaking sea with the land a-lee,
+ Carrying Starboard Ten.
+
+ And I stoop to look at the compass-card as closes in the night,
+ For it's hard to see by the shaded glow of half a candle-light;
+ But the spokes are bright, and I note beside in the corner of my eye
+ A shimmer of light on oilskin wet that shows the Owner nigh--
+ Foggy and thick and a windy trick,
+ Carrying Starboard Ten.
+
+ Heave and sway or dive and roll can never disturb me now;
+ Though seas may sweep in rivers of foam across the straining bow,
+ I've got my eyes on the compass-card, and though she broke her keel
+ And hit the bottom beneath us now, you'd find me at the wheel
+ In Davy's realm, still at the helm,
+ Carrying Starboard Ten.
+
+
+
+
+A LANDFALL.
+
+
+The dawn came very slowly--a faint glow in the sky spreading until
+first the streaming forecastle and then the dirty-yellow seas could be
+seen. The destroyer was steaming slowly along the coast with the wind
+just before the beam. She made bad weather of it, lurching at
+extraordinary angles from side to side, yawing from two to four points
+off her course, and throwing her stern up as each wave passed under
+her, until the water spouted in the wake of her slowly-moving
+propellers. The wind and the mist had come together, and the
+visibility extended to perhaps three or four foaming wave-crests away.
+They knew within a dozen miles where they were, but a dozen miles is
+too vague a reckoning to make a mine-guarded harbour from, and her
+captain, with the greatest respect for the fact that he was on a dead
+lee shore, and a most inhospitable and rocky shore at that, was
+feeling for the land with an order for "Hard-over" helm running
+through his head. Occasionally he ceased his staring out on the lee
+bow to look back along the deck. The sight each time made him frown
+and tighten his lips. The beam-sea was sweeping across the ship
+regularly every half-minute. The water shot across her 'midships three
+feet deep, and foaming like a Highland burn in spate. The squat
+funnels showed through the turmoil of water and spray, streaked
+diagonally upwards with crusted white salt, through which showed
+patches of red funnel-scale; from them came a steady roaring note--the
+signal of suppressed power below them. Battened-down as she was, he
+knew that the hatches were not submarine ones; built as they were on a
+foundation little thicker than cardboard, they could not keep out such
+seas, and he visualised the turmoil and discomfort there must be
+beneath him on the flooded decks. He, personally, had not seen in
+what state she was below, having been on the bridge for the last nine
+hours, but he felt he would like to take a look at his own cabin and
+see if his worst foreboding--a foot of water washing to and fro across
+a sodden carpet--was true.
+
+He glanced at his wrist-watch, and then to the east. Half-past seven
+and full daylight. Well, he thought, it might as well be just dawning
+still for all the light there was. Air and sea were the same colour, a
+creamy dull white, and they merged into one at a range of perhaps five
+hundred yards. If only he could--he raised his head sharply and turned
+to face out on the beam. Bracing his feet and gripping the rail with
+wet-gloved fingers he held his breath in an intensity of listening
+concentration. Yes, it was clearer that time, a faint high whine broad
+on the beam. He walked, timing the roll so that he had no need to
+clutch for support, to where the helmsman crouched over a wildly
+swinging compass-card, and gave an order. The destroyer came bowing
+and dipping round till she met the full drive of the sea ahead. With
+a roar and a crash the water tumbled in over the forecastle, shaking
+the bridge, and falling in tons over the ladders on to the upper deck.
+The destroyer still turned, shaking from end to end, until she had the
+sea on the other bow. The telegraph reply-gongs rang back the
+acknowledgment of an order, and easing to barely steerage-way, the
+ship settled in her new position--hove-to in the direction from which
+she had come overnight. The faint sound he had heard had seemed too
+distant for the captain to be assured of his position, and until he
+could hear it clearly and from fairly close he was not going to risk
+taking a departure from it. He knew that hove-to as she was the
+destroyer was going to be driven closer in, and with a steep-to shore
+he could allow her to accept the leeway for some time. He moved across
+and stood on the other side of the bridge, looking out to leeward, his
+attitude less strained and anxious now, as the ship was making fairly
+easy weather of it. The motion, it is true, was far more
+uncomfortable. She sidled, dived, and wallowed in a way that would
+have thrown a man unaccustomed to T.B.D.'s completely off his feet;
+but far less water was coming aboard, and the amount that did so
+arrived on a bearing from which she was better fitted to receive it.
+At the end of twenty minutes the captain began to resume his rigid
+attitude. There was something wrong somewhere. Sounds came erratically
+through fog, but this could not be counted on. He knew he had made no
+mistake in the sound he had heard. It was certainly the high note of
+the lighthouse, and not a steamer's whistle. The low note should have
+been heard in between the high ones, but the fact of not having heard
+the low was not surprising to him. One seldom heard both notes in a
+fog. But this silent gap was a nuisance, considering the rate at which
+they must be closing the land. At half an hour from his first hearing
+the sound he turned uphill to gain the wheel again, but froze still as
+the voice of the fog-horn came afresh, this time with no possibility
+of doubt. A great thuttering roar broke out, as it seemed, almost
+overhead, a deep bass note that made the air quiver. The captain
+jumped amidships and barked an order. The wheel spun hard down and the
+telegraphs whirred round, bringing the destroyer diving and leaping
+back head to sea. Looking aft, the captain had a glimpse of three
+pinnacle rocks showing a moment in the trough between two seas, and
+then the fog shut down over them again, leaving only the regular deep
+roar of the fog-signal, that grew gradually fainter astern. Two points
+at a time he eased the ship round till she was hove-to on the opposite
+tack, then he called to another oilskinned figure that stood swaying
+to the roll by the helmsman. "Will you take her now?" he said; "I am
+going to look for some breakfast. Hold her like this half an hour, and
+then turn her down wind for the run in. The tide's setting us well
+round the point now. All right?"
+
+"Yes, sir. I'll lay it off again on the chart before I turn. That was
+a queer hole in the fog, sir."
+
+"Yes, quite a big blank. Glad it wasn't much bigger. Still, we could
+see four cables under the land, and the land's alright if you've got
+your stern to it."
+
+With a huge yawn of relief he stretched his arms back and up, then
+started down the thin iron ladder on his perilous trip to the
+inevitable chaos and confusion of his cabin.
+
+
+
+
+NIGHT ROUNDS.
+
+
+It was a dark night with no moon, while only occasionally could a star
+be seen from the leader's bridge. The next astern could be made out by
+the bands of blue-white phosphorescence that fell away from her bow,
+but the rest of the line was quite invisible. The flotilla slid along
+at a pace that to them was only a jog-trot, but which would have been
+considered rather too exciting for night work by the big ships. The
+night was calm, with hardly a breath of wind, while the
+_hush_--_hush_--_hush_ from the bow-waves seemed to accentuate the
+silence and to increase the impression the destroyers gave of game
+moving down on a tiptoe of expectancy to the drinking-pool, ready at a
+sight or sound to spring to a frenzy of either offensive or defensive
+speed. On the leader's bridge men spoke in low tones, as if afraid
+that they might be overheard by the enemy--actually to enable them to
+listen better to whatever sound the echoes from the sea might carry.
+On bridges and at gun-stations look-outs stared out around them at the
+night, and there was no need for the officers to be anxious as to
+whether their men kept good watch or slept. The crews knew the rules
+of destroyer-war in the Narrow Seas--that "The first one to see,
+shoots; and the first one to hit, wins." It is true that they did not
+always see first. There were exceptions. Not so long before, they had
+been seen at a range of perhaps half a mile by an officer on the low
+unobtrusive conning-tower of a submarine. This officer had instantly
+and accurately smitten on the back of the head the sailor who shared
+his watch, and had rapped out one word "_Down!_" The sailor (evidently
+quite accustomed to this procedure) had vanished down the
+conning-tower like a falling stone, the officer's boots chasing the
+man's hands down the ladder-rungs. The lid had clanked down and
+locked just a few seconds before a little "plop" of water closed over
+the swirling suction that showed where a big patrol submarine had
+been. The boat was English (that is to say, her Captain was Scotch,
+and her First Lieutenant Canadian, while the remainder of her officers
+and men together could hardly have mustered half a dozen men from the
+Home Counties), but she had no intention of risking explanations at
+short range with her own friends. She had been warned of their coming,
+but she looked on it as a piece of extraordinarily bad luck to have
+been met with at visibility range on such a dark night and to have
+been inconvenienced into a matter of ninety feet in a hurry. But it is
+known that submarines dive for almost everything and swear at everybody.
+
+As the flotilla moved on its way a portent showed on the bow to
+landward. A faint red glow began to light up the low clouds over the
+Belgian frontier, and the bridge look-outs whispered together as they
+watched it brighten. As it grew clearer it showed to be not one
+light, but a rapid-running succession of instantaneous lights far
+inland. The white pencil of a searchlight beam showed and swung to the
+zenith and back--perhaps half-way between the watchers and the flicker
+in the sky. Ten minutes later, as the light drew farther aft, a faint
+murmur of sound (that began as a mere suspicion, and grew to be
+unmistakably but barely audible) announced the origin of the glow.
+
+On the leader's bridge the tall officer in the overcoat spoke to the
+shorter one in the "lammy." "That's a bit on the big side for a night
+raid--they must be attacking round by----"
+
+"Yes, sir; there's something like what they call 'drum-fire' going on.
+Wonder why they put searchlights on for it, though?"
+
+"Can't guess. They'll have 'em on on the coast in a minute too, if I
+know them. Perhaps when they hear guns inland they think it's airbombs
+coming down. There they go! Two of 'em----"
+
+The searchlights came on together, and on such a clear and dark night
+they seemed startlingly close. They swept the heavens over and back,
+steadied awhile pointing inland, and went out again, leaving an even
+inkier blackness than before, and setting the watchers blinking and
+rubbing their dazzled eyes. Away to the south-east the pulsating growl
+of the guns continued, though the breadth and height of the glow in
+the sky was gradually decreasing.
+
+"There isn't any fighting on near the coast now, sir. That must be
+away down in France. If they'd only fire slow we'd be able to get a
+sort of range by the flash."
+
+"You'd have to hold your watch for some time, then," said the taller
+officer. "I haven't the inland geography well enough in my head to say
+where it is, but that scrap's nearer seventy than sixty miles from
+here. Good Lord! And I suppose we'll read in the papers when we get in
+that 'there was activity at some points.'"
+
+"And from here it looks like Hell. What it must be like close to----!
+Wish we could run up one of the canals and join in, sir."
+
+"You'd be too late if we could. It's dying out now. Just as well, too;
+it keeps all the look-outs' heads turned that way. How's the time? All
+right, we'll turn now and try back."
+
+The glow faded and passed, and left the velvety dark as blank as
+before. The leader swung round on a wide curve, and, as if held by one
+long elastic hawser, the flotilla followed in her gleaming wake. At
+the same cantering speed as they had come, they started on the long
+beat back of their bloodthirsty prowl, at the moment when the Scotch
+submarine officer turned over the watch to his Canadian subordinate.
+
+"I've sheered right out now, and they ought to be clear of us all
+right, but keep your eyes skinned for them and nip under if you see
+them again. They're devilish quick on the salvoes in this longitude,
+and 'pon my soul I don't blame 'em either."
+
+
+
+
+IN THE BARRED ZONE.
+
+
+ They called us up from England at the breaking of the day,
+ And the wireless whisper caught us from a hundred leagues away--
+ "Sentries at the Outer Line,
+ All that hold the countersign,
+ Listen in the North Sea--news for you to-day."
+
+ All across the waters, at the paling of the morn,
+ The wireless whispered softly ere the summer day was born--
+ "Be you near or ranging far,
+ By the Varne or Weser bar,
+ The Fleet is out and steaming to the Eastward and the dawn."
+
+ Far and away to the North and West, in the dancing glare of the
+ sunlit ocean,
+ Just a haze, a shimmer of smoke-cloud, grew and broadened many a
+ mile;
+ Low and long and faint and spreading, banner and van of a world in
+ motion,
+ Creeping out to the North and West, it hung in the skies alone
+ awhile.
+
+ Then from over the brooding haze the roar of murmuring engines
+ swelled,
+ And the men of the air looked down to us, a mile below their feet;
+ Down the wind they passed above, their course to the silver
+ sun-track held,
+ And we looked back to the West again, and saw the English Fleet.
+
+ Over the curve of the rounded sea, in ordered lines as the ranks of
+ Rome,
+ Over the far horizon steamed a power that held us dumb,--
+ Miles of racing lines of steel that flattened the sea to a field of
+ foam,
+ Rolling deep to the wash they made,
+ We saw, to the threat of a German blade,
+ The Shield of England come.
+
+
+
+
+A MATTER OF ROUTINE.
+
+
+There was little or no wind, and only a gentle swell from the south.
+The ships rose and fell lazily as they steamed to the south-eastward,
+while only occasionally a handful of light spray fell across a sunlit
+forecastle, drying almost as it fell. But if the air was still the
+ships were certainly not so--as vast as a great moving town, the Fleet
+was travelling at the speed of a touring car. From the Flagship's
+foretop the view was extraordinary. Destroyers or light cruisers when
+pressed seem to be slipping along with something always in hand and
+with no apparent effort; a battleship, however, seen under the same
+conditions, makes one think of St Paul's Cathedral being towed up the
+Thames; she carries a "bone in her teeth," and her bows seem to
+settle low and her stern to rise. In this case the Grand Fleet was
+hurrying--moving south-east at full speed, because--well, they _might_
+just cut the enemy off; but the Hun was canny, and knew exactly the
+danger-limit in this game of "Prisoner's base."
+
+The visibility was good, and as far as the eye could see the water was
+torn and streaked with the wakes of ships--cruisers, destroyers,
+battleships, and craft of every queer and imaginable warlike use. The
+great mass of steel hulls had one thing only in common--they could
+steam, and could steam always with something in hand above the "speed
+of the Fleet." From the ships came a faint brown haze of smoke that
+shimmered with heat and made the horizon dance and flicker. From the
+foretop, looking aft, it seemed incredible that there could be any
+power existing which could drive such a huge beamy hulk as the
+Flagship was, and leave such a turmoil of torn and flattened water
+astern. Battleships in a hurry are certainly not stately; an elderly
+matron in pursuit of a tram-car shows dignity compared to any one of
+them. But if they looked flustered and undignified, they carried a
+cargo which no one could smile at. "_Battleships are mobile
+gun-platforms._" I forget who said that--probably Admiral Mahan--but
+it is true; and if these ships showed an ungraceful way of moving,
+they certainly complied with the definition of gun-platforms. The
+low-sloped turrets all pointed the same way--out to the starboard bow.
+The long tapering guns moved up and down, following the horizon
+against the roll, and sighing as they moved, as if the hydraulic
+engines were weary of the long wait. On the tops of the turrets the
+figures of officers could be seen pacing to and fro across the
+steel--checking now and then to stare at the southern horizon.
+Somewhere out there beneath the blazing sun were the scouts, and
+beyond them--well, that question was one that the scouts were there to
+answer. The smaller ships in sight seemed like motor-cycle pacers
+escorting a long-distance foot-race. With their sterns low and their
+bow-waves running back close to the beautifully-shaped hulls, they
+gave the impression of sauntering along at their leisure and of
+looking impatiently over their shoulders at the big heavy-weights
+astern of them. A destroyer division suddenly heeled and altered
+course like redshank, each ship turning as the leader swung, and with
+a fountain of spray at their sharp high stems they cut through the
+intervals of a Battleship division, swinging up again together to the
+south-east course as they cleared. The watcher in the top had seen the
+trick before, but familiarity could not prevent his eyes from widening
+a little as he saw the stem of his next astern throw up a little cloud
+of spray as it met the foaming V-wake that followed a few yards from
+the leader's counter. He smiled as he thought of an old picture in
+'Punch' of a crowd of small children urging and dragging a huge
+policeman along to a scene of disturbance. The darting, restless
+destroyers seemed like the small bloodthirsty boys--hurrying on ahead
+to see the fun, and then back to wait for the ponderous but willing
+upholder of the law--anxious to miss nothing of the excitement.
+
+The Fleet was running down to intercept, and might be in action at any
+moment if the luck held, but there was no signalling or outpouring of
+instructions. There was just nothing to be said. Everybody knew more
+or less what the tactical situation was; all knew that the enemy might
+be met with any time in the next few hours, but in the turrets the
+guns' crews proceeded with the all-important task of getting outside
+as much dinner as they could comfortably stow. The procedure of
+endeavouring to meet the High Sea Fleet and of dealing with it on
+sight had been rehearsed so often, that the real thing, if it came,
+would call for one signal only, and no more. Many prophets have said
+that the increase of Science and Applied Mechanics in the Navy would
+make men into mere slaves of machines, and into unthinking units. This
+is another theory which has been shown to be hopelessly
+wrong--certainly so in the Navy, as in it both officers and men are
+taught, and have to be taught, far more of the reasons for and the
+object aimed at in the Rules for Battle than ever Nelson thought it
+necessary to communicate to his subordinates in the last Great War.
+The Prussian system may be good, but it produces a bludgeon--ours
+produces the finest tempered blade.
+
+The sight from the foretop was a thing that one would remember all
+one's life, and be thankful not to have missed. The almost
+incalculable value of the great mass of ships--the whirl of figures
+conjured up by a rough estimate of the collective horse-power and the
+numbers of men present; the attempt and failure to even count the
+actual ships in sight; the vision of a scared and wondering neutral
+tramp lying between the lines with engines stopped as the great masses
+of grey-painted steel went past her along the broad highroads of
+churned water,--this was the Fleet at sea; and the known fact that it
+would wheel, close, or spread at the word of one man, from the ships
+that foamed along four hundred yards away to those whose mastheads
+could only just be seen above the horizon, made the wonder all the
+greater. One thought of the thousands of eyes looking south in the
+direction of the big gun-muzzles, of the shells that the guns held
+rammed close home to the rifling, and of the thousands of brains that
+were turning over and over the old question, "Is it to be this time,
+or have they slipped in again?"...
+
+
+
+
+WHO CARES?
+
+
+ The sentries at the Castle Gate,
+ We hold the outer wall,
+ That echoes to the roar of hate
+ And savage bugle-call--
+ Of those that seek to enter in with steel and eager flame,
+ To leave you with but eyes to weep the day the Germans came.
+
+ Though we may catch from out the Keep
+ A whining voice of fear,
+ Of one who whispers "Rest and sleep,
+ And lay aside the spear,"
+ We pay no heed to such as he, as soft as we are hard;
+ We take our word from men alone--the men that rule the guard.
+
+ We hear behind us now and then
+ The voices of the grooms,
+ And bickerings of serving-men
+ Come faintly from the rooms;
+ But let them squabble as they please, we will not turn aside,
+ But--curse to think it was for them that fighting men have died.
+
+ Whatever they may say or try,
+ We shall not pay them heed;
+ And though they wail and talk and lie,
+ We hold our simple Creed--
+ No matter what the cravens say, however loud the din,
+ Our Watch is on the Castle Gate, and none shall enter in.
+
+
+
+
+THE UNCHANGING SEX.
+
+
+ When the battle-worn Horatius, 'midst the cheering Roman throng--
+ All flushed with pride and triumph as they carried him along--
+ Reached the polished porch of marble at the doorway of his home,
+ He felt himself an Emperor--the bravest man of Rome.
+ The people slapped him on the back and knocked his helm askew,
+ Then drifted back along the road to look for something new.
+ Then Horatius sobered down a bit--as you would do to-day--
+ And straightened down his tunic in a calm, collected way.
+ He hung his battered helmet up and wiped his sandals dry,
+ And set a parting in his hair--the same as you and I.
+ His lady kissed him carefully and looked him up and down,
+ And gently disengaged his arm to spare her snowy gown.
+ "You _are_ a real disgrace, you know, the worst I've ever seen;
+ Now go and put your sword away, I _know_ it isn't clean.
+ And you must change your clothes at once, you're simply wringing wet;
+ You've been doing something mischievous, I hope you lost your bet....
+ Why! you're bleeding on the carpet. Who's the brute that hurt you so?
+ Did you kill him? _There's a darling._ Serve him right for hitting
+ low."
+ Then she hustled lots of water, turning back her pretty sleeves,
+ And she set him on the sofa (having taken off his greaves).
+ And bold Horatius purred aloud, the stern Horatius smiled,
+ And didn't seem to mind that he was treated like a child.
+ Though she didn't call him Emperor, or cling to him and cry,
+ Yet I rather think he liked it--just the same as you and I.
+
+
+
+
+TWO CHILDREN.
+
+
+His age was possibly nineteen, and his general appearance had decided
+the members of his last gunroom mess in their choice of a nickname for
+him. "Little Boy Blue," or "Boy" for short, would probably stick to him
+throughout his naval career. The name had certainly followed him to his
+present appointment as "third hand" of a destroyer, where the other
+sub-lieutenants of the flotilla were not likely to allow him to forget
+it. He would have made a perfect model for a Burne-Jones angel. His
+mother would have worded that comparison differently, being under the
+impression that no angel could hope to equal him: on his part, he always
+took most filial care not to disillusion her on such a point. At the
+moment, in the first flush of glory induced by the fact that he had
+left gunroom life for ever, and that his midshipman's patches were
+things of the recent past, he was making the most of a week's leave, and
+making the most also of the opportunity of cultivating the society of a
+home Attraction whom the discerning eyes of his mother may or may not
+have yet noticed. The Attraction was aged sixteen, extremely pretty,
+and, as is usual in such cases, extremely self-possessed.
+
+The Boy, as he accompanied her along the garden path, was not feeling
+self-possessed at all. He had discovered from frequent experience that
+the only position he could retain with reference to the lady as she
+walked was, as he would put it, "half a cable on the starboard quarter."
+Knowing as he did that he was being kept thus distant by intention, he
+followed the broad lines of strategy which his naval training had taught
+him, and acted in a way which on such occasions is always right--that
+is, he aroused doubt and curiosity in the mind of his adversary.
+
+The lady, who--carrying a ball of string in one hand and a bowl of
+peas in the other--had walked in cool silence for at least fifty
+yards, turned suddenly and spoke.
+
+"I suppose this is the first time you've----What _are_ you staring at?"
+
+The Boy blushed at once. "I beg your pardon," he murmured; "I----"
+
+"Is my hair coming down?"
+
+The Boy looked fixedly again at a large black bow which, as he told me
+afterwards, "held the bight of it up." "No-o," he said slowly.
+
+"Then don't stare at it, and don't lag behind. What was I saying?"
+
+"You asked me how long leave I'd got."
+
+"I didn't--you've told me that, and anyhow I've forgotten. I was going
+to ask you if this is the first time you've done any war-work."
+
+"Yes, I was out in the Straits till last Thursday week, and----"
+
+"Don't be silly. I mean work like this, digging and doing without
+things, and helping, and so on."
+
+"Yes, I suppose it is. I haven't had time, really----"
+
+The lady turned on him in righteous scorn. "_Time_--oh, you're one of
+the worst I know. Won't you _ever_ take the war seriously? You just
+look on it all as a joke, and you won't make _any_ sacrifices. Now
+come here--take the other end of this string, and lay it out till I
+tell you to stop."
+
+The Boy meekly obeyed instructions. He pegged the end of the string
+firmly down and returned to the Attraction, who was engaged in hunting
+out a hoe from among a litter of horticultural implements that lay in
+a corner of the garden wall. He stood watching her for a moment, and
+with her eyes away from him, his attitude altered slightly and became
+almost proprietary, while his face seemed to harden a shade and give
+an inkling of the naval stamp that it would develop later on. She
+looked round suddenly and saw him again as a shy and awkward youth.
+
+"Have you done it?" she said. "All right, you can really start doing
+some work now. I'm going to make you dig a trench. _That's_ the best
+way to serve your country when you're ashore and have the chance. And
+to think you've never used a hoe before!"
+
+The Boy scraped the hoe reflectively with the toe of his boot. It did
+not seem to him politic to mention the fact that vegetable gardens do
+not usually grow either on the decks of battleships or on the
+shell-beaten slopes of Gallipoli. He made no attempt to follow the
+tortuous wanderings of a feminine mind, but held on his own course.
+"Are you going to help?" he said.
+
+"No. You'd only loaf at the work if I did, and I've got other things
+to do, too. Now, come along and start, or you'll never get it finished
+by to-night."
+
+"I'm leaving to-morrow," said the Boy.
+
+"So you've told me--heaps of times to-day. But you must finish that
+trench before you go."
+
+The Boy nodded and walked away towards the pegged-out end of the
+string. The lady, without turning her head, walked back up the path
+until she came to the grassy slope at its end. Selecting a spot from
+which a view could be obtained through the hedge of her oppressed
+admirer, she sat down and carefully laid the basin of peas on the bank
+beside her.
+
+"He's rather a dear," she observed cautiously to herself. "But he _is_
+such a child. 'Wonder why boys are always so awfully young compared to
+women?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The flotilla would have turned round for its run back in another
+half-hour if the last destroyer in the enemy's line had not shown a
+faint funnel-glare for the fractional part of a second. They were only
+a couple of miles from the end of the "beat" when it showed, and
+considering the poor visibility that accompanied the frequent
+snow-showers, it was a piece of happy luck that the glare was seen at
+all. Three people on the leader's bridge saw it together; two of them
+gave a kind of muffled yelp, as foxhound puppies would at sight of
+their first cub, while the third gave an order on the instant. The
+destroyer settled a little by the stern, her course altered slightly,
+and she began really to travel. For some hours she had been jogging
+along at seventeen knots, but her speed now began to rise in jumps of
+five knots at a time, till in a few minutes she had become a mad and
+quivering fabric of impatient steel. As she gained her speed the snow
+began to pour down again, blotting out the faint shadow that had meant
+the bow of her next astern. The Captain glanced aft once, and then
+continued his intent gazing forward. He had passed a rough bearing and
+the signal to chase to his subordinates astern, and could do no more
+till he could get touch again. He had no intention of easing his speed
+to wait for clearer visibility. He knew too much of flotilla war to
+let a chance of fighting go by in that way. If he once got to the
+enemy, the rest of his flotilla would steer to the sound of the guns;
+and anyhow, he decided, if he did have to fight single-handed, the
+worse the visibility was and the greater the confusion and doubt among
+the enemy, the better would be the chances for him. The snow ahead
+cleared for a minute to leave a long narrow lane between the showers,
+and he saw the loom of the last ship of the enemy's line. The German
+destroyer seemed to fall back to him, as if she was stopped, though in
+reality she was holding station on her next ahead at a fair sixteen
+knots. With a startling crash and a blaze of blinding light the guns
+opened from along the leader's side--the German guns waiting,
+surprised, for a full minute before they replied. When they did open
+fire, the duel had become too one-sided to be called a fight at all.
+Between the crashes of the guns, the clatter and ring of ejected
+cartridge-cases could be heard but faintly, yet as the big leader
+passed her battered opponent at barely half a cable distance, through
+the din and savage intensity of a yard-arm fight the quartermaster
+stooped over his tiny wheel, oblivious to all things but the clear
+quiet voice that conned the ship past and on to her next victim. The
+rear destroyer of the enemy swung away, stopped, and remained--a
+horrible illustration of the maxim of naval warfare, which says that
+he who is unready should never leave harbour.
+
+At the head of the German line a man of decision had acted swiftly. As
+the blaze of the gun-fire broke out astern of him, and before the
+first German gun had fired a round, he had swung the leading division
+four points off its course. As the British destroyer tore on up the
+line, he swung inwards again and closed on her to engage on her
+disengaged side. As a piece of tactics it was pretty and well
+performed, but nothing can be judged to perfection in war, and this
+evolution was no exception to the rule. As he closed in on the British
+leader, she started her broadside on her second quarry,--an opponent
+better prepared than her first,--and the snow-laden air quivered to
+the shock of furiously worked guns. The flashes lit the contending
+ships in rippling, blinding light, and across the foaming waters that
+the fighters left in their passage, the drifting snow showed up like
+flying gold. At short range the leading German division broke in with
+a burst of rapid fire, and in his swift glance towards this menace
+from his disengaged side the British leader saw the flaw in his
+enemy's harness. The last of the German division was too far astern
+for safety in view of the fact that the British ship was at the moment
+fighting-mad. The German leader had a glimpse of a high bow swinging
+round towards him in the midst of salvoes of bursting shell--then came
+an increased burst of firing from down the line astern, followed by a
+great crash and a dull booming explosion. The gun-fire died down and
+stopped as the guns' crews lost sight of their target, until the
+scattered flotilla was running on in the same darkness as had preceded
+the fight, though in far different condition. The German leader was
+not sure as to what had happened to the first of his command to be
+attacked, but he knew well what had come to the rear ship of his own
+division. She had been blown up in the shock of being rammed by the
+English madman, and although she had probably taken her slayer with
+her, she had left an impression on the minds of the rest of the
+flotilla on the subject of what odds an English ship considered to be
+equal, that would take some considerable drilling to eradicate. He
+flashed out a signal to tell his unseen ships to concentrate, and the
+signal, shaded as it was, drew down a salvo of shell from half a mile
+away on his quarter. At full speed he tore on for home, realising a
+fact that he had only suspected before--that the savage who had
+attacked him had been but the forerunner of a flotilla of unknown
+numbers and strength. The crackling sound of battle--a battle at a
+longer range now--passed on and died down as the unheeding snow
+smothered both light and sound. Both flotillas were occupied, and in
+their occupation had no time to think of what was left astern of
+them,--a shattered German destroyer stopped, helpless, and an easy
+prey for the returning British--a litter of lifebelts, corpses, and
+wreckage, that marked the grave of the rammed ship--and a
+barely-floating hulk, her stern and half her deck only above water,
+that lay rolling to the swell; a broken monument to a man who had
+fought a good fight and gone to his death with the sound of the
+trumpets of the Hall of all Brave Men calling in his ears.
+
+The Boy twisted the seaman's silk handkerchief more tightly round his
+left wrist, and drew another fold across his broken hand. He snapped his
+orders out furiously, and men hastened to obey them. He knew that his
+after-gun was the only one above water, and that the sloping island of
+the stern that formed its support was not likely to retain buoyancy
+long, but so long as there were survivors clustered aft and dry
+ammunition with which they might load, he was going to be ready for
+fighting. To the luck that caused one of his flotilla to lose touch in
+the chase and blunder across him, he owed the fact that he was ever able
+to fight again. She came tearing by down wind--threw the narrow beam of
+a searchlight full on to him--and recognising by that extraordinary
+nautical "eye for a ship," which can see all when a landsman could see
+nothing, that the sloping battered wreck was the remnant of a ship of
+her own class, turned on a wide sweep to investigate. The Boy knew
+nothing of her nationality, and cared less what her intentions were. In
+the midst of a litter of ammunition, wounded men, and half-drowned or
+frozen survivors, he slammed shell at her from his sightless and tilted
+gun till his store of dry cartridges dwindled and failed him. His
+shooting was execrable; he could hardly make out the dark blotch that
+was his target as, astonished and silent, she circled round him. Savage
+and berserk, he fired till his last round was gone, then drew his motley
+collection of ratings around him, and with pistol, knife, and spanner
+they waited for their chance to board.
+
+A long black hull slid cautiously into view and closed them, till up
+against the beating snow and rising wind a voice roared out through a
+megaphone a sentence which no German could ever attempt to copy--"You
+blank, blank, blank," it said, "are you all something mad?"
+
+The Boy stood up, and his wounded hand just then began to hurt him
+very much. "No sir," he called in reply. "I'm sorry, sir; I made a
+mistake. We've got a lot of wounded here."
+
+The night seemed to turn suddenly very cold, and he realised that at
+some moment since the collision he must have been in the water.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Boy did not see her till he had left the train and was half-way
+along the station platform. Then she came forward from the
+ticket-collector's barrier, and he discovered with a start that not
+only was the sun shining, but that the world was a very good place to
+be alive in. He dropped his suit-case to shake hands, and then hastily
+snatched it up to forestall her attempt to carry it for him. She
+turned and piloted him out of the station to where an ancient
+"growler" waited, its steed dozing in the sunshine. "I ordered this
+old thing, as I thought you mightn't be strong enough to walk, but
+you're not such an invalid as I expected. The carrier is bringing your
+luggage." The lady spoke, looking him carefully over from under the
+shade of her hat.
+
+"Walk! Yes, of course I can. I'm not an invalid. I--No, I mean--let's
+drive." He slung his suit-case hastily in through the open cab door.
+
+The lady seemed to see nothing inconsistent in his incoherencies. She
+may have possibly followed his train of thought. She merely nodded,
+and reached in for his suit-case, which she swung easily upwards, to
+be received by the driver and placed on the roof. She then stepped in,
+and watched as the Boy cautiously entered and took his station beside
+her. With what seemed almost a yawn, the old horse roused and began
+to work up to his travelling pace, a possible five miles to the hour.
+
+"Well, Boy," said the lady, "and what sort of a time did they give you
+in hospital?"
+
+"Oh--quite decent, you know; but mighty little to eat. I believe they
+put every one on low diet as soon as they get there just to keep them
+humble and quiet."
+
+"Well, your mother's just dying to feed you up, so you'll get awfully
+fat soon. How's the hand?"
+
+The Boy stretched out his left arm and showed a suspiciously
+inert-looking brown glove. "Only three fingers gone and some bits
+missing. It's stopped my golf all right, though."
+
+"But you'll still be able to hunt and shoot and you'll work up some
+sort of a golf handicap again when you're used to it. What was the
+battle like, Boy?"
+
+"Oh--just the usual sort of destroyer scrap. We saw them first in our
+packet, and so we got most of it. It was a good scrap, though."
+
+"Will you be able to go to sea again, or will they----?"
+
+The Boy flushed and leaned back. "Of course I will--I've got a hand
+and a half, and they can't stick me in a shore job when I've got that
+much." The lady put a hand swiftly out and rested it on the padded
+brown glove. "Of course they can't. Sorry, Boy. I never thought they
+would, you know." The Boy instantly brought his right hand across,
+and, catching the sympathetic hand that lay on his glove, kissed it
+with decision. He then leaned back again to the musty padding of the
+cab, rather shocked at his own temerity. The lady, however, showed no
+signs of confusion at all.
+
+"How long sick leave did they give you? Do you have to go back to the
+hospital, or do you just report at the Admiralty?"
+
+"I don't know,--look here, when are we going to be engaged?"
+
+"When we're old enough, Boy--if you're good. Are you going to be?"
+
+"That's a bet," said the Boy firmly. "So long as I know it's going to
+be all right, I'll be awfully good. What are you going to do with me
+on leave? I can't dig trenches for peas now--at least, not properly."
+
+"No; but if you took a little more interest in the subject, you'd know
+that at this time of year you can pick them. Now, here's your house,
+and you're going in to see your mother, and I'm going home; and you're
+not to laugh at her if she cries, and--pay attention, Boy--there's no
+need for you to wear that glove on your hand; she isn't a baby any
+more than I am."
+
+
+
+
+AN URGENT COURTSHIP.
+
+[Written with a lot of assistance from a partner.]
+
+
+The solitary figure in the R.N. Barracks smoking-room rose, stretched
+himself, and lounged across to a table to change his evening paper for
+a later edition.
+
+"Hullo! old sportsman. Where's everybody?"
+
+The "sportsman"--a precise-looking surgeon who wore a wound-stripe on
+his cuff--looked round from the litter of newspapers he had been
+turning over.
+
+"Why, lumme! if it ain't James the Giant-Killer. Here, waiter! Hi! Two
+sherry--quick! What the deuce brings you here, James?"
+
+"Just down from the North,--joining the _Great Harry_ to-morrow.
+Where's every one? Is there an air-raid on, and were the cellars too
+full for you, my hack-saw expert?"
+
+"They were not. They're damn near empty, worse luck. But the Depôt
+Boxing is on to-night, and I'd be there too, only it's my turn for
+guard. It's no good your going now, you old pug; they'll finish in
+half an hour, and it's a mile away."
+
+"Oh! Well, I'm tired, anyway. I want dinner and then a bed. Of all
+filthy games, give me a war-time train journey. I've found a cabin
+here, and I found a bath, and I won't quarrel with any one for an hour
+or two."
+
+"Then, you may as well keep the cabin while you've got it, because the
+_Great Harry_ is having her mountings altered, and won't commission
+for a week yet."
+
+James Rainer swivelled round in his chair to take the sherry glass
+from the waiter. "Here's luck, Doc. I thought she commissioned
+to-morrow, though."
+
+"Gun trials to-day, and the experts didn't like her. Not much wrong, I
+believe, but she's delayed a week. Here's long life and a----" The
+surgeon paused and put his glass down. James Rainer stared at him
+somewhat truculently.
+
+"James, my boy, I was forgetting. Your little flapper's here. Ah! I
+see you know all about that."
+
+"Doc.--you're an ass; I wasn't thinking of that at all."
+
+The surgeon leaned back in his arm-chair and prepared to enjoy himself.
+
+"Ah! James, me old friend--pot companion of me youth! What a
+chicken-butcher you are! If only you hadn't been so young; two years
+ago, was it not? How the years do roll on, to be sure. And what a
+little romance it was--the blue-eyed flag-lieutenant and the admiral's
+daughter--_always_ the first two down to breakfast. And we used to
+hear, too, in the Yard, of the little expeditions when you were
+detailed to take her back to school and--_No!_ hands off! Would you
+touch me with a cheild in me arrms? Let me go and I'll tell you all
+about her--and look out for my drink, you great ruffian."
+
+"Never mind your drink." James released the surgeon's head from under
+his arm and sat down again. "Is she down here?"
+
+"She is, James--and she's a devilish pretty girl now, too. If it
+wasn't that we're most of us crocks here we'd----"
+
+A signalman entered and glanced inquiringly round the room.
+
+"Who is it for, signalman? Anybody hurt?"
+
+"No, sir." The man looked at his signal-pad again. "Send despatch
+officer to Admiralty House instantly."
+
+"Help!" The surgeon turned to Rainer. "There's only one available
+to-night, and he's at the Boxing. It's probably only stuff to be
+brought back here. What about----? But I forgot, you're tired, aren't
+you? They'd better telephone."
+
+Rainer picked up his cap. "I'm not supposed to join till to-morrow
+night, and I'm going even if it means another filthy railway journey.
+'Night, Doc!"
+
+The door banged decisively, and the surgeon chuckled at some deep jest
+of his own.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Vice-Admiral Sir Charles Woodcote grunted ferociously as a knock
+sounded at his study door.
+
+"Come in!" he barked. "Who is it?"
+
+He looked up to see a tall clean-shaven lieutenant enter--a
+broad-shouldered athletic figure with a heavy jaw and twinkling grey
+eyes.
+
+"Eh--Rainer, how are you, my boy? I was expecting the despatch
+officer."
+
+"Yes, sir; but as I was at a loose end at the barracks I came myself.
+I'm joining the----"
+
+"The _Great Harry_--yes, so you are. Well, it's a long time since I
+saw you. You must come and dine with us before you sail. Now, you'd
+better get off with these. I'm going to send you in the car." He
+pressed a bell and a seaman entered. "The big car at once, _and_ the
+headlights. Tell Thompson to hurry up."
+
+"Please, sir, Thompson's hurt his wrist, sir. Starting the----"
+
+"_Confound_ Thompson--he's always doing it. _Why_ does he do it? Eh?
+Eh? You can't tell me? Tell Miss Ruth to get the other car round at
+once, d'you hear?"
+
+"Now, Rainer," said the Admiral, "here's the despatch. Take it to
+Shortholme aerodrome, and bring a receipt back, d'you hear? and keep
+that girl of mine out of mischief. _Come_ in!"
+
+The door opened, and a slim leather-coated figure appeared. Rainer
+tried to keep his eyes on the Admiral, but failed dismally, his
+efforts resulting in a distressing squint. His flapper of two years
+ago was now a calm, self-possessed, and extremely pretty girl, who, in
+her rôle of amateur chauffeur, did not seem even to be aware of his
+presence in the room.
+
+"The car is ready, father," she said, and vanished, leaving the
+startled Rainer gaping at a vision of neat black gaiters beneath her
+short skirt.
+
+"Well, you'd better get on then," said the Admiral. "But, by the way,
+tell Forrest--Wing-Commander Forrest--to keep an eye on his machines.
+There are three German prisoners loose near here--two pilots and a
+mechanic from their Flying Corps. They may try and steal a machine to
+get away on. Tell him to lock up his hangars, or whatever he calls the
+things, and--all right--get on--get on. What are you waiting for?"
+
+Rainer, nothing loath, took his dismissal. He hurried across the hall,
+cramming the despatch, in its stiff parchment envelope, into the
+inside pocket of his overcoat as he went. The car was standing purring
+at the door, a leakage of light from the side-lamps shining on a
+demure little face behind the screen, and showing him also that the
+back near-side door was standing invitingly open.
+
+"You little darling," he thought, "as if you didn't _know_ what you are
+in for." He firmly closed the back door, sat down in the vacant front
+seat, and reached over to pull in a rug from behind him. As he did so
+the clutch was gently engaged and the car slid quietly down the drive.
+
+"It's jolly nice your driving me like this, Miss Woodcote," he said.
+"Do you drive many despatch officers?"
+
+"Why, yes, Mr Rainer; Thompson and I take turns at it."
+
+"Are you an official chauffeur, then?"
+
+"I have been for some time now."
+
+"Always here?"
+
+"No, I was at Portsmouth a bit."
+
+"Indeed? How far is it to Shortcombe?"
+
+"About twenty miles, by this road."
+
+"You didn't seem surprised to see me in your father's study."
+
+The car dodged round a tram and began a louder purr as it felt the
+open road ahead.
+
+"Well, Hickson told me you had come."
+
+"Oh! he did, did he? Did Hickson tell you anything else?"
+
+"Yes; and I don't think it's quite nice for an officer to bribe a
+butler to write and tell him things about his master's daughter."
+
+"Well, I'm damned. Hickson is a scoundrel. I told him he wasn't to."
+
+"Well, he did tell. I made him. And I think it was very wrong of you."
+
+"But I'd always looked after you before, and it's only natural I
+should like to hear you weren't getting into trouble after my eagle
+eye had left you."
+
+"Never mind about eagle eyes. It was very rude, and it mustn't go on."
+
+"It won't. I promise you."
+
+Miss Woodcote, a little piqued at such easy acquiescence, drove in
+silence for a few minutes, then, unable to restrain her curiosity,
+fell into the trap.
+
+"Well, I'm glad to hear you say so. It was a silly thing to do."
+
+"Yes, it was, perhaps. But the necessity for it has gone now, so I
+don't mind."
+
+"What do you mean by that?"
+
+"Well, I'm going to marry you now you're grown up, so----"
+
+"Will you please stop talking nonsense?"
+
+"Will you marry me?"
+
+"No."
+
+"Well, that's one proposal over. I think a girl can't be very distant
+with a man who's proposed to her, can she? It implies a certain
+intimacy, so to speak...?"
+
+"No."
+
+"It means, you see, a secret shared together, and that should...."
+
+A stony silence.
+
+"Of course--it's not the only secret we've had together. There was the
+matter of the fire in the kitchen, when we were making toffee and
+upset the paraffin...."
+
+Still silence.
+
+"You know two years ago I was going to marry you if I could, and I
+knew that you----"
+
+"What did you know?"
+
+"Well, you knew I'd never let you marry any one else."
+
+"Mr Rainer--will you please be quiet? I don't want to speak to you."
+
+"Damn," said Rainer, leaning back sulkily.
+
+"And don't swear, please."
+
+Rainer sat up again. "Haven't I got cause for swearing? We've come
+ten miles and I wanted to kiss you before we'd done twenty. You're
+wasting time, you know."
+
+"I don't want to kiss any one, and certainly not you."
+
+Rainer's confidence began to evaporate slightly. This was not quite
+the flapper he had known. He sighed heavily, and, leaning back again,
+turned slightly away from her, wishing that he had eyes in the back of
+his head.
+
+Miss Woodcote, secure in the knowledge that he was not so favoured by
+nature, had glanced three times in his direction before the trouble
+started. The car whirled round a corner, its speed regulated more by
+the state of the driver's temper than by good judgment, and the
+headlights shone full on a heavy farm cart which lay right across the
+road. There was a grinding of brakes, a lurch and skid, and Rainer had
+just time to throw a protecting arm across Ruth as the collision
+occurred. The screen went to pieces as the headlights went out, and
+the frightened Rainer and the extremely angry chauffeuse stared at
+each other in the dim glow of the side-lamps.
+
+"Are you hurt? Are you all right? _Ruth_...."
+
+"The _beasts_, the _beasts_. I've _never_ hit anything before. _Oh!_
+Just look at all the glass."
+
+The tone of her voice reassured the trembling lover beside her, and
+rising to his feet, he began to shed his overcoat.
+
+"Cheer up," he said. "There mayn't be as much damage as you think.
+We'll have a look at it. Hullo!"
+
+Two dark figures showed by the near side of the bonnet, and a harsh
+voice rasped out: "Out of the car and put your hands up. Quickly, now,
+or you'll get hurt."
+
+Rainer obeyed part of the order with startling alacrity. This was a
+straightforward and simple problem to deal with compared with the
+attempt to instil sense into an unreasonable, albeit delightful, girl.
+His overcoat dropped to the floor-boards and he landed on the road at
+the same moment. Two to one in a bad light was very fair odds, he
+felt, and he only regretted that he had not got his gloves on, as he
+foresaw broken knuckles for himself by the morning.
+
+He shuffled forward a few feet and went in for his left-hand
+adversary. The left feint was only a concession to orthodoxy, but the
+right hook which followed it was delivered with a grunt and twist that
+meant business. He sprang back at once behind the side-lamp, perfectly
+satisfied that the recipient of the blow was going to be a sleeping
+partner for some minutes at least. The second man came forward a
+little doubtfully, swearing in excellent German. Rainer heard a cry
+from Ruth and turned half round. A third opponent had appeared from
+behind the car, and a club or heavy stick was whirling over his head.
+For an instant Rainer hesitated, then tried to jump in under the
+weapon. He felt as he did so that it was too late, but he arrived
+safely on his man's chest, clutching for the upraised arm. The left
+hand seized something it had not expected to find--a girl's hand in a
+leather glove. The club-man roared with rage, swung round and struck
+savagely behind him. Rainer had a glimpse of a white face going down,
+and a little moan of pain from the ground sent him berserk. An arm
+came around his throat from behind, and he knew that what he had to do
+must be done quickly. He tripped the club-man and hurled himself
+sideways and back. The three figures, swaying and straining together,
+struck the car and came down. Rainer felt the arm round his neck slip
+and change to a hand. The owner of the hand instantly began to regret
+this, as Rainer's teeth were not only in good condition but had a grip
+like a bull-dog's. The club-man began to scream, and not without
+reason. To be held against a car-wheel by a twelve-stone
+rough-and-tumble expert who doesn't mind being killed if only he
+leaves his mark on you, is a bad position for any man to be in.
+Rainer's hands were on his throat, the knuckles working and straining
+upwards for the carotids, and Rainer's legs were quietly but surely
+engaged in breaking his left ankle.
+
+Then the man with the prisoned hand began to talk rapidly, and Rainer
+threw his reserve strength into his hands. He knew what was coming.
+His first opponent had awakened. He felt the man behind him wriggle
+his body clear, and then came a smashing concussion. With a feeling of
+regret that he had not been allowed another ten seconds' grip he sank
+into oblivion.
+
+Two men rose from beside him and leaned panting and gasping against
+the car. One of them subsided and sat on the running board, his breath
+rasping and tearing in his throat. The man who had felt Rainer's punch
+dropped the club, took off a side-lamp and made a hasty examination of
+the front of the car. Returning, he spoke in short abrupt sentences to
+the others, and assisted the seated man to his feet with a kick. The
+three stood and listened for a moment, then broke through the hedge
+and vanished into the night.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It seemed to Rainer in his dreams that his ship was coaling. He could
+hear the crash and rattle and roar of the winches, and there was a
+gritty taste in his mouth as if he was working in the collier's hold. He
+spat out a mouthful of dust and lifted his head. No--they weren't
+coaling. He was lying against a very hard and nobbly car, and he had a
+devil of a headache. He considered the situation a moment, and then woke
+up suddenly with a cold feeling of fear. He rose and steadied himself by
+a wing, then looked round. Yes, there she was, a few feet away, and at
+the sight of her his strength came back. He knelt down and lifted her
+shoulders. She moved a little and moaned. With trembling fingers he felt
+the top of her head and found that the cap was gone, and that there was
+a suspiciously sticky lump on her forehead. He felt for his
+handkerchief, but remembered that it was in his overcoat. Lifting the
+girl in his arms he tottered to the car and sat down in the front seat,
+while he searched the coat pockets. He found the handkerchief, and
+noted, as a side-issue, that the despatches were still there. Unscrewing
+the filling cap of the petrol tank he plunged the handkerchief in, but
+turned his head at a voice at his elbow.
+
+"Jim! What are you doing?"
+
+"Thank God! Ruth, lie still. I'm going to put some petrol on your
+head."
+
+"_Ooo!_" The lady had straightened up in her seat. "My poor head--it
+does hurt. Jim! if you put petrol on my head I'll _never_ marry you."
+
+"But, darling--I----"
+
+"Don't do it. Have you got the despatches?"
+
+"Yes. I don't think they were after them. Ruth, d'you know that chap
+would have brained me if you hadn't tackled him?"
+
+"Why did you kiss me just before I woke up?"
+
+"I didn't. I swear I didn't."
+
+"You did. I know you did."
+
+"I--I--Ruth, were you angry?"
+
+"Don't you think you might see if you can move the car, or do
+something useful?"
+
+"Ruth, were you? Ruth, I say----"
+
+"Jim, there's a car coming. All right, be quick. That will do.
+_There_, you old brute--now go and meet that car. Give me your hanky."
+
+Rainer reluctantly dodged round the farm cart, holding a side-lamp in
+his hand. The headache was forgotten, and the world seemed a
+remarkably pleasant place in spite of bruises and stiff joints. The
+car pulled up and a group of figures came towards him. "Hullo," said
+one, "what's all this?"
+
+Rainer recognised the speaker. "That you Deane?" he replied. "Three
+escaped Huns have attacked us. They've gone now. I was bringing
+despatches for the Wing-Commander, but they didn't get them. Miss
+Woodcote's in the car. She's smashed--the car, I mean--and she's had a
+blow on the head from a club."
+
+"Lord! Those are our men. They walked out to one of our machines at
+dusk just after it landed, but they ran when they were challenged.
+We're after them now."
+
+"Well, they can't get far. One's groggy and one's lame. What about
+Miss Woodcote? She'll have to be sent home. She's got a nasty crack on
+the head."
+
+"We'll send her to Admiralty House in this lorry. Give me the
+despatches and you go back with her. I'm going to spread my men out
+and hunt the fields. They must have been after your car."
+
+Rainer walked back as the air-mechanics began to move the farm cart
+out of the road. "Ruth," he said, "we're going back on this lorry.
+I've handed the despatches over, and I'm going to take you home."
+
+"Only ten miles, Jim, and you expected forty, didn't you?"
+
+"I did, but I hoped to have kissed you all the last twenty of them,
+you little angel."
+
+"Well, Jim, it looks a very dark lorry, doesn't it? But as for kissing
+me in the other car----Well, you may have decided on the last twenty
+miles, but I had arranged for the last hundred yards up the drive.
+Why? You silly old thing. I can't do two things properly at once, and
+I made up my mind when we started I was not going to be kissed when I
+was driving. Carry me across carefully, Jim, dear. I'm feeling rather
+fragile now...."
+
+
+
+
+LOOKING AFT.
+
+
+ I'm the donkey-man of a dingy tramp
+ They launched in 'Eighty-one,
+ Rickety, old, and leaky too--but some o' the rivets are shining new
+ Beneath our after-gun.
+
+ An' she an' meself are off to sea
+ From out o' the breaker's hands,
+ An' we laugh to find such an altered game, for devil a thing we
+ found the same
+ When we came off the land.
+
+ We used to carry a freight of trash
+ That younger ships would scorn,
+ But now we're running a decent trade--howitzer-shell and
+ hand-grenade,
+ Or best Alberta corn.
+
+ We used to sneak an' smouch along
+ Wi' rusty side an' rails,
+ Hoot an' bellow of liners proud--"Give us the room that we're
+ allowed;
+ Get out o' the track--the Mails!"
+
+ We sometimes met--an' took their wash--
+ The 'aughty ships o' war,
+ An' we dips to them--an' they to us--an' on they went in a tearin'
+ fuss,
+ But now they count us more.
+
+ For now we're "England's Hope and Pride"--
+ The Mercantile Marine,--
+ "Bring us the goods and food we lack, because we're hungry, Merchant
+ Jack"
+ (As often I have been).
+
+ "You're the man to save us now,
+ We look to you to win;
+ Wot'd yer like? A rise o' pay? We'll give whatever you like to say,
+ But bring the cargoes in."
+
+ An' here we are in the danger zone,
+ Wi' escorts all around,
+ Destroyers a-racing to and fro--"We will show you the way to go,
+ An' guide you safe an' sound."
+
+ "An' did you cross in a comfy way,
+ Or did you have to run?
+ An' is the patch on your hull we see the mark of a bump in
+ 'Ninety-three,
+ Or the work of a German gun?"
+
+ "We'll lead you now, and keep beside,
+ An' call to all the Fleet,
+ Clear the road and sweep us in--he carries a freight we need to win,
+ A golden load of wheat."
+
+ Yes, we're the hope of England now,
+ And rank wi' the Navy too;
+ An' all the papers speak us fair--"Nothing he will not lightly dare,
+ Nothing he fears to do."
+
+ "Be polite to Merchant Jack,
+ Who brings you in the meat,
+ For if he went on a striking lay, you'd have to go on your knees and
+ pray,
+ With never a bone to eat."
+
+ But you can lay your papers down
+ An' set your fears aside,
+ For we will keep the ocean free--we o' the clean an' open sea--
+ To break the German pride.
+
+ We won't go canny or strike for pay,
+ Or say we need a rest;
+ But you get on wi' the blinkin' War--an' not so much o' your strikes
+ ashore,
+ Or givin' the German best.
+
+
+
+
+GRIT.
+
+
+The Captain of H.M. T.B.D. _Upavon_ was in a bad humour. He had
+decided when he left harbour that this patrol was going to be an
+uninteresting one, as the area allotted to him covered no traffic
+lane, and was therefore unlikely to hold an enemy within its
+boundaries. The dulness of a blank horizon had continued to confirm
+him in his opinion since the patrol began. He spoke from his arm-chair
+as the First Lieutenant struggled into his oilskins preparatory to
+going on deck for the First Watch.
+
+"I don't care what courses you steer so long as you work along to the
+west'ard and keep the alterations logged. Beat across in twelve-mile
+tacks, and tell your relief to do the same. I'll be keeping the
+morning, and I'll turn round and work east at six. Got it?"
+
+The First Lieutenant intimated that he had "got it," and, pulling his
+sou'wester well down over his ears, passed out: he was none too
+cheerful at the moment himself. The rain had been beating down in
+heavy streams since dusk, and the long oily swell that had been with
+them since leaving harbour had, although it had not wetted their
+rails, made the steady rolling rather monotonous.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The big tramp steamer might have had a fighting chance if it had not
+been for the torpedo. It hit fairly abreast her bridge, and two boats
+at the port-davits broke to splinters above the explosion, while the
+wireless instruments developed defects that would have taken a week to
+cure. The Chief Mate never saw the periscope. The explosion, and the
+sight of a hard white line stretching away to port at right angles to
+their course, were impressed on his brain simultaneously. It was a
+few seconds later when he rose shakily to his feet and mechanically
+set the engine-room telegraphs to "stop." As he did so, the Captain
+arrived with a rush on the bridge and released him from his post. He
+hurried below to examine the damage, and to fight, by every means
+possible to seamanship, the great Atlantic waters that he knew must by
+then be flooding nearly half the hold-space of the ship. Ships have
+reached harbour with worse damage than she had received, and she might
+have added another name to the list of tributes to good seamanship had
+not the enemy risen astern of them to complete his work. A shell
+hummed over them, skimming the tilted deck from two thousand yards
+away. The second shell arrived as the tramp's stern-gun fired, and the
+steamer quivered to a dull rumbling shock that told of a well-delayed
+fuse and a raking shot.
+
+The tramp's big propeller threshed along, half out of water, as her
+Captain rang down for speed with which to dodge and manœuvre; but
+the vicious shells came steadily home into her, and it was a question
+only of whether the straining bulkheads forward would go before her
+stern was blown in. The stern-gun could hardly be depressed enough to
+get a clear view of its target, and Fritz knew it. The Chief Mate
+reckoned that it was about the twelfth shell that finished them.
+Following its explosion, he heard a noise that told him much,--a
+hissing, rushing sound of air from beneath his feet--the sigh of
+flooding holds.
+
+There was little time, but they did what they could. The gun's crew,
+wrestling with a refractory cartridge-box lid, hardly seemed to look
+up as the tramp sank, carrying them down as so many British seamen
+have gone down, intent only on the job in hand. In five minutes' time
+the ocean was clear again save for a half-dozen bobbing heads
+clustered round a small white upturned boat.
+
+The sea, that from the deck of the tramp had seemed to be only a long
+gentle swell, now appeared tremendous and threatening. With a cable's
+length between their smooth crests the big hills came majestically on,
+giving the numbed survivors glimpses of the empty spaces of the sea at
+intervals before lowering them back to the broad dark valleys between.
+For a few minutes the men simply paddled their feet in silence as they
+clung with unnecessary strength to the life-lines, stem, and
+stern-posts of the capsized boat; then the Chief Mate called to two of
+them by name. He gave the white-bearded, semi-conscious figure he
+supported into their charge and commenced diving, or rather ducking
+down, under the gunwale. He was blue with cold and weariness before he
+gained his object--a heavy eighteen-foot ash oar. The other two men
+came to his assistance, and between them they succeeded in passing the
+oar-loom across and under the boat, and in working it about until it
+caught and held at the far side. It took the Chief Mate a ghastly
+quarter of an hour before he could climb to the swaying keel, but
+once there he easily hauled the lighter of his assistants up beside
+him. With the other man steadying the loom in position, they swung
+their weight back on the painter clove-hitched to the bending blade.
+Time after time the oar slipped and had to be replaced, and on each
+failure the cramped workers panted and shivered a while before
+patiently setting to the task again. As they toiled, the send of the
+swell worked the boat broadside on, and suddenly as they threw back on
+the line she came sharply over, throwing them into the sea before they
+could clutch the rising gunwale with their hands. Followed an hour of
+heart-breaking baling with caps and hands, and then one by one the six
+came aboard--the old Captain, who in the face of active work was
+recovering consciousness, insisting on being at any rate one of the
+last three to leave the water.
+
+The Chief Mate collapsed at once across the after-thwart. He had been
+working with the strength of desperation, and the effort had been
+great. The others knelt or sat on the thwarts, staring around them as
+they swung periodically on the crests of the waves in hungry desire
+for the sight of help. One man faced aft and began swearing, cursing
+the cold, the Germans, the war, and, in a curious twist of
+recollection, the ship's cook, who had died twenty minutes before, but
+who had done so suffering under the accusation of having stolen the
+swearer's sugar ration. The Captain rose, steadying himself by a hand
+on the gunwale: "Stop that swearing, you," he said; "lay aft here and
+rummage these lockers. You other hands, muster the gear in the boat
+and clear away the raffle. Mr Johnson, you and I will bail for an
+hour; the boat is leaking, and we'll take the first spell. We want
+warming, I think."
+
+The Chief Mate raised his head from against the thwart--"I can't bale,
+sir; let the men do it. I'm done."
+
+"Mr Johnson, I'm sixty-five years old and I'm going to bale, and I'm
+captain of this ship."
+
+The Chief Mate clawed himself up to a kneeling position, and taking a
+sodden cap from the stern-sheets set feebly to work. As he went on he
+warmed a little, and the deadly feeling of despair began to leave him.
+The movements of men about him as they hunted for missing masts and
+oars roused him at length to an oath at a seaman who lurched against
+him.
+
+An hour later the dusk closed down, and with two men baling wearily
+the boat rose and fell to what was undoubtedly a threatening sea,
+tugging and jerking at her sea anchor. The other four crouched in the
+stern-sheets, huddled together to find warmth beneath the beating rain.
+
+"If the sail wasn't gone, sir, would you 'ave tried to make land?" A
+seaman spoke, his cheek against the Chief Mate's serge sleeve.
+
+"I would, Hanson; and if we had two sound oars, I'd use those too,"
+said the old Captain. "But even like this, I'm not going to give in or
+stop trying."
+
+One of the balers dropped his cap and leaned sideways across the
+stern-sheets. "Tell 'em the truth, sir," he said. "I know, and both
+you officers know. If we had sails and oars too and a fair wind, we
+couldn't make land under a week. We'll not live three days in this
+cold and on this ration, and there's no traffic here. For Gawd's sake
+stop shammin', an' let's take our medicine quiet."
+
+The Chief Mate swore and started to rise, but the Captain checked him.
+"One moment, Mr Johnson," he said, and turned to the ex-baler: "Listen
+now, my lad; it's not that you're afraid, it's just that you haven't
+got guts, that's your trouble. I'm an old man and I've got to die soon
+anyhow, so it oughtn't to matter to me. But I tell _you_ that I'm
+going to work till I freeze stiff on this job, and I'll never stop
+trying if every one of you does. It's true, there isn't much chance
+for us, but there _is_ a chance, and I won't let go of it. If we were
+told to come this route, it means some one else may be told to use
+it. There may be a ship just over the horizon now. I tell you, I
+don't want some one to pick me up drifting about and say, 'They
+haven't been dead an hour yet; if they'd used a bit more pluck they'd
+have pulled through. No, by God, the man that sank my ship thinks he's
+finished me, but as long as I can lift a hand I'll try to beat him.
+I'll sail ships yet in his dirty German teeth, and I'll take you with
+me in my fo'c'sle. Now get on and bale till your watch is up."
+
+The man reached forward to the floating cap and without a word continued
+to use it, ladling the icy water overside in pitifully small quantities.
+The white-bearded captain subsided again beside the Chief Mate.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The _Upavon_ was still rolling heavily as her Captain came on the
+bridge for the morning watch. She rolled a little uneasily now, and
+there was a suspicion of a "top" to the seas as they lifted her. The
+Captain glowered at the crescent moon--having lost none of his
+ill-humour in the night,--while the Sub-Lieutenant nervously turned
+over the watch to him.
+
+"And we're to turn east at six, and the First Lieutenant said to be
+careful to log all alterations----"
+
+The Captain dismissed him abruptly and turned away. As if he didn't know
+his own orders! Nice thing to be told them by a young cub like that! He
+would alter round just when he liked, of course. Damn the rain! He'd
+alter course now and run down before the wind. If those young beggars
+thought he was going to spend the next two hours facing the rain, they
+were very much mistaken. Why, when he'd been their age he'd faced more
+rain than they were ever likely to meet, so--he spoke an order, and the
+ship came slowly round through ten points of the compass.
+
+"Steady, now. How's her head? South? All right; put that in the
+log--time, four-twenty...."
+
+It was six-thirty, and the dawn and two cups of cocoa had removed a
+good deal of the Captain's temper. He lit a cigarette and faced to
+windward to look at the coming weather.
+
+"M'm," he soliloquised; "and it's going to breeze up a bit too.
+There'll be some breaking seas by noon."
+
+As he was turning to continue his pacing of the bridge, he started and
+fumbled for his binoculars. He stared a while to windward, and then,
+without lowering the glasses, spoke--
+
+"Starboard fifteen, quartermaster.... Steady, now.... Steer for that
+white boat on the port bow,--see it?... _Messenger!_ go down and tell
+the First Lieutenant I want him; and call the surgeon, too."
+
+
+
+
+A MAXIM.
+
+
+ When the foe is pressing and the shells come down
+ In a stream like maxim fire,
+ When the long grey ranks seem to thicken all the while,
+ And they stamp on the last of the wire,
+ When all along the line comes a whisper on the wind
+ That you hear through the drumming of the guns:
+ "They are through over there and the right is in the air,"
+ "And there isn't any end to the Huns."
+ Then keep along a-shooting till you can't shoot more,
+ And hit 'em with a shovel on the head.
+ Don't forget a lot of folk have beaten them before,
+ And a Hun'll never hurt you if he's dead.
+ If you're in a hole and your hopes begin to fail,
+ If you're in a losing fight,
+ Think a bit of Jonah in the belly of the whale,
+ _'Cause-he-got-out-all-right_.
+
+
+
+
+FROM A FAR COUNTRY.
+
+
+Announced by the jangling of the curtain that he had almost brought
+down with his heavy suit-case, a cheerful curly-haired officer entered
+noisily and dropped into one of the Wardroom arm-chairs. He stretched
+his legs out and, lighting a cigarette, leaned back luxuriously.
+
+"Well?" said a chorus of voices, "_well_--how's London?"
+
+The curly-haired one smiled reminiscently. "Still standing, still
+standing," he replied. "No place for you though, I'm afraid. You're
+none of you good-looking enough to pass as Yanks or Colonials."
+
+"Oh, cut it out. Tell us what it's like. You know, you're the first
+one to go there from us for a year, and we want to know."
+
+"What? all about it? All right; chuck a cup of tea across and I'll
+give you the special correspondent's sob-stuff. _Aah!_ that's better;
+this train-travelling has given me a mouth like--I won't say what.
+Well, I'll try and tell you what I thought of it and the people that
+live there. I may say at once that they are civilised to the extent
+that they'll take English money without complaining about it,
+and--_all_ right, I'll get on.
+
+"Well, you know how I went off laden with meat and other cards till I
+was bulging, and how I reckoned to find people looking hungry at me as
+if they were reckoning what I'd boil down to in a stock-pot? Well, I've
+got all these cards still--didn't need 'em. I'd usually left them in my
+other coat when I got started on meals, and as they've got the trick of
+camouflaging fish and eggs till you don't know what you're eating, it
+wasn't worth hunting 'em out. All London seems to live on eggs, and
+where the deuce they all come from I don't know; they must be using up
+dumps of them. Oh, and another thing, I'd forgotten that in London they
+don't grow electric lighters on every bulkhead, and it was lucky I had a
+few matches with me. The first day I was stopped by fellers wanting a
+light off my cigarette just three times in a dog-watch, but the other
+days I didn't get asked at all--I'd lost the country-cousin look, I
+s'pose. Men? Yes, there's a fair sprinkling there still, but nothing
+under forty, I should say. Yes, there seem to be crowds of women.
+Perhaps there are actually more, or it may be that the shortage of men
+makes 'em look more; but there do seem to be heaps of them. It just made
+me marvel, too, at the extraordinary lack of imagination the women have.
+They still wear devilish short skirts, and yet there isn't one in forty
+of 'em that has a foot and ankle that one could call it decent to show.
+You'd think they'd see one another's defects and get wise, but they
+don't. I suppose that now the secret's out about their legs, they reckon
+it's too late to hide the truth and they face it out; but I'm surprised
+the young ones don't camouflage themselves a bit and get a fair start.
+Theatres? Yes; I went through the list, revues and all. I read Arnold
+Bennett's account of a music-hall--you know the book? Yes, I read it in
+the train going down. Well, I gathered from his description that things
+had flashed up a bit since the dear dead days of nineteen-sixteen, and
+that I would find myself in a hall of dazzling Eastern et-ceteras; but,
+my word! it was like tea at the Vicarage. I don't know what revue Arnold
+Bennett found, but I guess I missed it. It's true, I saw one perfectly
+_reckless_ lieutenant drop a programme out of a box into the orchestra;
+but as the orchestra didn't notice it, and I doubt if the lieutenant did
+either, it could hardly be put down to riotous conduct induced by drink
+and sensual music. Oh, I noticed one thing--all the theatre programmes
+had directions printed as to what to do in case of air-raids during the
+performance. They had it printed small and sandwiched in between the
+_hats by Suzanne_ and _dresses by Cox_ announcements. I liked that. It
+was British and dignified. I'd like to have sent some copies to
+Hindenburg. News? Yes, I heard a whole lot, but it was mostly denied in
+the papers next morning. It's a queer town for rumours. I think they all
+live too close together, and they get hysterical or something--like in
+that Frenchman's book, you know, the 'Psychology of Crowds,' or
+something like that. They weren't worrying much about the war, though. I
+stopped to look at the tape-messages in the club, and there was an
+eight-line chit on the board mentioning that the Hun was coming on like
+a gale o' wind towards Paris, while the rest of the board had eight
+full-length columns on the latest Old Bailey case, and there was another
+column coming through on the machine with a crowd waiting for more. No,
+I'm _not_ trying to be cynical. I read 'em all, but I hadn't quite got
+the London sense of proportion in two days, and it worried me that there
+was no more war news coming.
+
+"Cost? Yes, _rather_. I've spent whole heaps of bullion, and I'll have
+to ask the Pay for an advance now. It's quite easy; you just exist
+and the cash trickles off you. There's not so much of the old 'men in
+uniform free' or 'half-price to officers' going now. There aren't many
+civilians left, and I guess _they're_ just taking in one another's
+washing. Everything that isn't a necessity is double price at least,
+and I believe the shopkeepers would like to make breathing a luxury
+too. On the whole, I'm glad I only had a few days there. The air's so
+foul, you know. Mixture of scent and petrol, I think. Oh but, by the
+way, I saw a hansom--a real hansom--in Regent Street. Quite a neat
+well-kept one, too. No, nothing new in the way of dresses. Just the
+same as nineteen-sixteen, as far as I could see. There may have been
+some good-looking faces among the thousands in the West-end streets,
+but they were cancelled by the awful legs underneath. I wonder they
+ever manage to get married. Well, I saw thousands of that kind of
+female--more than one ever saw before; but I met some others who
+squared things up in my mind. Ten hours a day and clean the car
+herself for one, and oxyacetyline welding eight hours and overtime
+for another at two-five a week. Doing it to win the War, and not
+because they wanted to or liked it. Made me feel small to be on leave
+when I talked to 'em. And then, as I was leaving the hotel, a whole
+crowd of Swiss porters and servants, that had been fairly coming the
+Field-Marshal over me for three days, came oiling round me for tips,
+and pocketed the cash without a word when they got it; and--and--while
+they were doing it, a Scotch corporal walked past the taxi with three
+wound-stripes on his arm and four notches on his bayonet hilt. It's
+all a bit too puzzling for me. As soon as I got settled in one
+impression, I'd get jolted out of it by another. Heigho! I'm not sorry
+to have gone there to look, and I'm not sorry to be back." He rose,
+and moving across the Wardroom, flung open the door of his tiny cabin
+and passed in. His voice sounded hollow through the thin partition.
+"Hi! outside there--some shaving water _eck dum_," and then a
+contented murmur--"Lord! but it's good to be home again."
+
+
+
+
+THE CRISIS.
+
+
+ When the Spartan heroes tried
+ To hold the broken gate,
+ When--roaring like the rising tide--
+ The Persian horsemen charged and died
+ In foaming waves of hate.
+
+ When with armour hacked and torn
+ They gripped their shields of brass,
+ And hailed the gods that light the morn
+ With battle-cry of hope forlorn,
+ "We shall not let them pass."
+
+ While they combed their hair for death
+ Before the Persian line,
+ They spoke awhile with easy breath,
+ "What think ye the Athenian saith
+ In Athens as they dine?"
+
+ "Doth he repent that we alone
+ Are here to hold the way,
+ That he must reap what he hath sown--
+ That only valour may atone
+ The fault of yesterday?"
+
+ "Is he content that thou and I--
+ Three hundred men in line--
+ Should show him thus how man may try
+ To stay the foemen passing by
+ To Athens, where they dine?"
+
+ "Ah! now the clashing cymbal rings,
+ The mighty host is nigh;
+ Let Athens talk of passing things--
+ But here, three hundred Spartan kings
+ Shall greet the fame the Persian brings
+ To men about to die."
+
+
+
+
+A SEA CHANTY.
+
+
+ There's a whistle of the wind in the rigging overhead,
+ And the tune is as plain as can be.
+ "Hey! down below there. D'you know it's going to blow there,
+ All across the cold North Sea?"
+
+ And along comes the gale from the locker in the North
+ By the Storm-King's hand set free,
+ And the wind and the snow and the sleet come forth,
+ Let loose to the cold North Sea.
+
+ Tumble out the oilskins, the seas are running white,
+ There's a wet watch due for me,
+ For we're heading to the east, and a long wet night
+ As we drive at the cold North Sea.
+
+ See the water foaming as the waves go by
+ Like the tide on the sands of Dee;
+ Hear the gale a-piping in the halliards high
+ To the tune of the cold North Sea.
+
+ See how she's meeting them, plunging all the while,
+ Till I'm wet to the sea-boot knee;
+ See how she's beating them--twenty to the mile--
+ The waves of the cold North Sea.
+
+ Right across from Helgoland to meet the English coast,
+ Lie better than the likes of we,--
+ Men that lived in many ways, but went to join the host
+ That are buried by the cold North Sea.
+
+ Rig along the life-lines, double-stay the rails,
+ Lest the Storm-King call for a fee;
+ For if any man should slip, through the rolling of the ship,
+ He'd be lost in the cold North Sea.
+
+ We are heading to the gale, and the driving of the sleet,
+ And we're far to the east of Three.
+ Hey! you German sailormen, here's the British Fleet
+ Waiting in the cold North Sea.
+
+
+
+
+THE WAR OF ATTRITION.
+
+
+A wonderfully deep-blue sea stretched away to meet a light-blue sky,
+which was dotted with soft wool-like patches of cloud. There was a
+slight smooth swell from the south-west, and the air was cool and
+salt-laden. Looking from the conning-tower the hull of the boat could
+be clearly seen as she rose and fell to the waves, the sunlight
+flashing back steel-blue from her grey side six feet below the
+surface. It was a day that showed the sea at its best--a high Northern
+latitude in June, and a high barometer producing conditions under
+which it seemed to be a shame to be at war.
+
+There were two men on the submarine's conning-tower. The smaller of
+the two was her captain, a fair-haired man with a Prussian name which
+seemed hardly to fit in with his Norse features. The other man hailed
+from Bavaria--a tall, thin, large-headed individual, with wide-set
+eyes and a nose and lower lip that hinted of Semitic ancestry. The big
+U-boat jogged along at half speed, beating up and down in erratic
+courses--keeping always to a water area of perhaps ten miles square.
+
+The two officers leaned against a rail, their heads and shoulders
+twisting and turning continuously as they watched the distant horizon.
+Each carried heavy Zeiss glasses slung round the neck, and from time
+to time one of them would search carefully the western sea and sky,
+his doing so invariably infecting his companion into doing the same.
+The U-boat was running with a little less than half her normal
+cruising buoyancy--for speed of diving and not surface speed was the
+important qualification for her for that day. From the open
+conning-tower lid came the dull hum of the engines; while as the boat
+rolled, a shaft of sunlight, shining down the tower itself, sent a
+circle of yellow light swinging slowly from side to side across the
+deck beneath the eye-piece of the periscope.
+
+"Is it a big convoy this time, sir?" The First Lieutenant spoke
+without checking his continual twisting and turning as he glanced at
+every point of the skyline in turn.
+
+"Yes, it is a big convoy. But there is no doubt of their course or
+their speed. We shall be among them before the sunset."
+
+"You would not then dive now? That is, if you are sure----"
+
+"I do not dive till I am sure. And also we will want all the battery
+power we have before the dark. Did I not say it was a big convoy?"
+
+"You think there will be a big escort?"
+
+"We will see. I know it will be an escort I do not like to take a
+chance with."
+
+The Lieutenant fidgeted awhile, his glasses at his eyes. His Captain
+looked at his profile and at the glint of perspiration on the slightly
+shaking hands, and yawned. His face, as he swung round again to scan the
+horizon astern, looked bored and perhaps a little lonely. A submarine
+is a small ship in which to coop up incompatible natures, and the
+terrible losses of personnel in the Imperial submarine service had sadly
+reduced the standard of officers. He felt sometimes as if he were an
+anachronism, an officer of nineteen-fourteen who had miraculously lasted
+four years. He felt that it had been only the fact that a misdemeanour
+had caused him to be driven forth to the big ships for two years that
+had saved him from sharing the unknown fate of his contemporaries. Well,
+he reflected, it was only a matter of time before he would join them.
+The law of averages was stronger than his luck, wonderful though the
+latter had been. He extracted a cigar from his case and reached out a
+hand to take his subordinate's proffered matchbox. As he did so he
+glanced again at his companion's face, and a sudden feeling of
+understanding, and perhaps a touch of compassion, made him ask--
+
+"Well, Müller? You have something that worries you. What is it, then?"
+
+The First Lieutenant turned and took a careful glance round the
+circle of empty ocean. Then his speech came with a rush--
+
+"I want to know what you think, sir. You don't seem to worry about it.
+I know you can do nothing more--that one can only do one's work as
+best one can and all that--but I still feel restless. How is it going
+to end? We are winning? Yes--oh yes, we are winning, but we have done
+that four years, and how far have we got? Before I came into
+submarines I believed all they told us, but now I know that we are not
+strangling England at sea, and that we never can now. What are we
+going to do next? Is it to go on and on until we have no boats left?
+Gott! I want to do something that will frighten them--something that
+will make them understand what we are--something that will make them
+scream for pity." He paused, gulped, and stared again out to the
+westward. The Captain straightened himself up against the rail and
+stretched his arms out in another prodigious yawn.
+
+"My good Müller," he said, "you cannot carry the cares of Germany on
+your back. Leave that to the Chancellor. One can be sufficiently
+patriotic by doing one's work and not asking questions that others
+cannot answer. As to the submarine war--well, blame the men who would
+not let the Emperor have his way, that hindered him when he would have
+built an equal fleet to the English. I do not mean the Socialists--I
+mean others as well. I mean men who grudged money for the Navy because
+they wanted it for the Army. Curse the Army! If we had had a big fleet
+we would have won the war in a year, but now--ach! Look now,
+Müller--you have read Lichnowsky's Memoirs? Yes, I know you are not
+allowed to, but I know you have. Now I say that what he says at the
+end is true,--that the Anglo-Saxon race is going to rule the West and
+the sea, that we shall only rule Middle Europe, and we were _fools_ to
+play for Middle Europe when we might have had the sea. We would now
+give all the Russias and Rumania and all our gains just for Gibraltar
+and Bermuda, for if we had those stations all the rest would come to
+us. We fight now for our honour, but if it were not for that--and that
+is everything--we would give our enemies good terms."
+
+"But if that is true--if we can gain no more--we have lost the war!"
+
+The Captain shrugged. "We will have won what we do not want, and lost
+all that we do; but we shall have won, I suppose. It depends on our
+diplomatists. If we can get but a few coaling-stations we shall have
+won, for it would all come to us when we were ready again. But you
+will not gain a victory by a great stroke as you say you wish, Müller.
+The war is too big now for single strokes, and the English will not
+scream for mercy now because of frightfulness. They are angry, and
+they hate us now."
+
+"But you yourself have sunk a liner, and you showed them as she sank
+that the orders of Germany must be obeyed."
+
+The Captain's face did not alter at all. "I did do so, and I would do
+so again. My honour is clear, because I obeyed my orders. Would you
+have dared to question?"
+
+"No--by God! and I would do it gladly." The Lieutenant's face worked,
+and he scowled as he glanced astern. "I would wish that every ship of
+every convoy carried women."
+
+The Captain laughed almost genially. "It is easy to see you are not a
+Prussian," he said. "It does not matter whether you like or dislike a
+thing. All that counts is whether or not it is to the advantage of the
+State. So the Roman World-Empire was made. Myself, I doubt if killing
+women pays us; there is this talk now of the boycott of Germany after
+the war. They add time to the boycott for every time we fire on ships
+that are helpless, and the boycott is to be by sailors. I would laugh
+at such a threat if it was from any others, but sailors are not to be
+laughed at. They are likely to mean what they say. It is as I said: if
+we had fought to the West and to the sea, no man would have dared to
+threaten us with a sea-boycott now."
+
+"But even with our small Navy we have held the English checked. It is
+not our Navy that is lacking. What is it, then?"
+
+"It _is_ the Navy. It should have been as big as the English Fleet.
+And the men--Gott! Müller. I tell you, if we had done the Zeebrugge
+attack ourselves, and I had been there, I would feel that my honour
+and the Navy's honour was safe, that we could stop and make peace. I
+would be proud to die on such a service, and I envy the Englishmen we
+buried when it was over."
+
+"But this is--Herr Capitan, you talk as if you were an Englander----"
+
+The Captain whirled on him, his eyes sparkling dangerously.
+"_Dummkopf!_" he said. "Report me if you like. I hate the English and
+I love my Fatherland, but report me if you like. Ach! You may report
+me in Hell, too; for I know--I know----"
+
+He stopped suddenly and tilted back his head to listen. The First
+Lieutenant shrank back from him, his mouth open and his hands feeling
+for the periscope support. A faint murmur of sound came down wind
+from the fleecy cloud-banks to the west. The Captain jumped to the
+opening of the conning-tower and stood, impatient and anxious by the
+lip, until his lieutenant had slipped and scrambled half-way down the
+ladder.
+
+Then he jumped down himself, pulling the lid to after him.
+Simultaneously there came a rush and roar of air from venting tanks, the
+stem of the boat rose very slightly as her bow-gun went under, and in
+twenty seconds the submarine was gone, and the bubbles and foam of her
+passage were fading into the level blue of the empty sea. A minute later
+she showed a foot of periscope a cable's length away, and a small
+airship topped the western horizon and came slowly along towards her.
+The periscope vanished again, and forty feet below the surface the
+captain watched a gauge needle beside the periscope creep round its dial
+inch by inch till it quivered and steadied at the forty-metre mark.
+
+"Diving hands only. Fall out the rest. Remain near your stations.
+Lower the periscope." The First Lieutenant barked out a repetition of
+each order as the Captain spoke. There was a shuffling of feet, some
+guttural conversation that spoke of a flicker of curiosity among the
+men of the crew, and then all was quiet but for the hum of motors and
+the occasional rattle of gearing as the hydroplane wheels were moved.
+The Captain moved forward to the wardroom, removing his scarf and
+heavy pilot-cloth coat as he walked. "Order some food, Müller," he
+said. "I'm hungry--that airship was farther ahead of them than usual."
+He threw himself down in a long folding-chair and stretched out his
+sea-booted legs. "I won't come up to look now until I hear them.
+Relieve the listeners every half-hour, Müller. I want to have good
+warning. We should hear a big convoy like this at twenty miles
+to-day." The curtain rings clashed and a seaman spoke excitedly as he
+entered. The Captain nodded and reached out to the table for his
+coffee-cup. "Just the bearing we expected," he said, "but if they
+sound as faint as he says there's time to get something to eat first."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was a big new standard ship which drew the unlucky card in the game
+of "browning shots." The torpedo hit her well forward, its tell-tale
+track being unperceived in the slight running swell until too late. A
+big bubble of water rose abreast the break of the forecastle till it
+reached deck-level, then it broke and flung a column of spray, black
+smoke, and fragments skyward. As the ship cleared the smoke-haze, she
+was obviously down by the head and steering wildly. Two auxiliary
+patrol vessels closed on her at full speed, and the nearest freighter
+increased speed and cut in ahead of her in readiness either to tow or
+screen. The torpedoed ship, after yawing vaguely for a few minutes,
+steadied back to the convoy's course, slowing her engines till she
+only just retained steerage way. There was a rapid exchange of
+signals between her and the escort vessels, and then an R.N.
+Commander on an adjacent bridge gave a sigh of relief. "Good man
+that," he said. "We'll have him in dry dock to-morrow. It hasn't
+flurried him a bit, and I like his nerve."
+
+The explosion had caused more than the salvage vessels to leap into
+activity. The white track of the torpedo showed clearly after it had
+gone home, and the first to take action was a tramp, across whose bows
+the track passed. The tramp was a ship of the early 'nineties, and her
+full speed was at the most nine knots, but her skipper at once jammed
+her helm hard over to steer along the torpedo-wake with a somewhat
+optimistic hope of ramming. Two destroyers and an armed auxiliary did
+the same thing, with the result that the tramp skipper found himself
+suddenly in the cross-wash of the warships as they passed him at a few
+yards' distance at twenty knots. Somebody on the bridge of one of them
+screamed a profane warning at him through a megaphone, and the
+skipper, after a hurried glance at the quivering destroyers' sterns,
+jumped to the telegraph and stopped his engines. A couple of seconds
+later his ship shook to a great detonation, and a mighty column of
+water rose and broke close ahead of him. He starboarded his helm and
+swung round after the rest of the convoy, his ship shaking to
+successive explosions as more escorting vessels arrived at the spot
+where he had turned.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+As his torpedoes left the tubes the U-boat captain barked out an
+order. The attack had been fairly simple, but his hardest problem was
+only beginning. The boat's bow dipped sharply in answer to the tilted
+hydroplanes, and she began her long slide down to the two-hundred-foot
+mark. She had got to fifty before a sound like a great hammer striking
+the hull told them of a successful torpedo-run. The Captain looked up
+from his watch and smiled. A moment later he was watching the gauges
+with a grave and impassive face. He knew that the fact of his torpedo
+hitting would mean greater difficulty for him in the next few hours
+than he would have known had he missed altogether. At a hundred feet
+the first depth-charge exploded, smashing gauge-glasses, electric
+lamps, and throwing a couple of men off their feet. The boat rocked
+and rolled under the shock, while orders were roared through
+voice-pipes for more emergency lights to be switched on. More charges
+exploded as the boat slid downwards, but each charge was farther away
+than the last. The half-light of the hand-lamps round the periscope
+showed the source of a sound of pouring waters--two rivets had been
+blown right out of the inner hull close before the conning-tower. The
+Captain shouted orders, and the submarine levelled off her angle and
+checked at the fifty-metre line, while two men began frantically to
+break away the woodwork which stretched overhead and prevented the
+rivet-holes being plugged. At that depth the water poured in through
+the holes in solid bars, hitting the deck, bouncing back and spreading
+everywhere in a heavy spray which drenched circuits and wires.
+
+"Müller! where the devil are you? Start the pumps--I can't help it if
+they hear us. Start the pumps, fool!"
+
+"But you will come up? You will----"
+
+"_Schweinhund! Gehorsamkeit!_ Go!"
+
+The pumps began to stamp and clatter as they drove the entering water
+out again, but above the noise of the pumps the Captain could hear the
+roaring note of propellers rushing far overhead. If it had not been
+for those infernal rivets, he thought, he would have been at three
+hundred feet by now, but he could not risk the extra wetting which a
+pressure of a hundred and thirty pounds to the inch on the entering
+water would give to his circuits. The weight of extra water in the
+bilges was nothing--he could deal with that--though the thought of the
+six hundred odd fathoms of water between him and the bottom was a
+thing to remember anxiously in case of his getting negative buoyancy;
+but if this continual spray of salt water reached his motor circuits
+it would be fatal. He cursed the men who were vainly trying to block
+the rivet-holes with wood wedges, and jumping on the periscope table
+he tried to guide the end of a short plank--intended as a
+baffle-plate--across the stream. As he stood working, a terrific
+concussion shook the U-boat from stem to stern. The bows rose till men
+began to slip aft down the wet deck, and from aft came a succession of
+cries and shouted orders, "Close all doors! the after-hatch is falling
+in--Come up and surrender--Lass uns heraus!" The Captain rose from the
+deck beneath the eye-piece, shaky from his fall from the table. He
+hardly dared look at the gauge, but he kept his head and his wits as
+he gave his orders. With the motors roaring round at their utmost
+power and an angle up by the bow of some fifteen degrees, the U-boat
+held her own, and as tank after tank was blown empty, she slowly
+gained on the depth gauge and began to climb. As she rose, she was
+shaken again and again by the powerful depth-charges that were being
+dropped on the broken water left by the air-bubble from her after
+compartment--a surface-mark now a quarter of a mile astern.
+
+Beneath the conning-tower more and more men were gathering, some calm,
+some white, trembling, and voluble. The boat broke surface with her stem
+and half her conning-tower showing, then levelled a little and tore
+along with the waves foaming round her conning-tower and bridge. From
+inside they could clearly hear the shells that greeted her, and in a
+moment there was a rush of men up the ladder. Among the first few the
+Captain saw his First Lieutenant's legs vanish upwards, and at the sight
+a sneering smile showed on his sunburnt face. The first man to open the
+lid died as he did so, for a four-inch shell removed the top of the
+conning-tower before he was clear of it. The escort was taking no
+chances as to whether the boat's appearance on the surface was
+intentional or accidental, and they were making the water for a hundred
+yards around her fairly boil with bursting shell. As the boat tore
+ahead, holding herself up on her angle and her speed, a few men
+struggled out of her one by one past the torn body of the first man to
+get out. Two of them leaped instantly overboard, but the next clawed his
+way up to a rail, and while others scrambled and fought their way
+overside, and shells crashed and burst below and around him on water and
+conning-tower casing, he stood upright a moment with arms raised high
+above his head. At the signal the firing ceased as if a switch had been
+turned by a single hand, and he subsided in a huddled heap on the bridge
+as the riddled submarine ran under. Down below the Captain still smiled,
+leaning with his elbows on the periscope training-handles and watching
+the hurrying men at the ladder's foot, until the great rush of water and
+men, that showed that the end had come, swept him aft and away across
+the border-line of sleep.
+
+
+
+
+THROUGH AN ADMIRALTY WINDOW.
+
+
+The room was exactly the same as any room in any Government building,
+except that the Naval observer would have at once noticed one fact--that
+the furniture was of the unchanging Admiralty pattern. The roll-top
+desk, the chairs, and even the lamp-shades, would have been to him
+familiar friends. They were certainly familiar to the Post-Captain who
+sat at the desk. Captain Henry Ranson had been a noted Commander before
+his retirement--a man of whom many tales, both true and apocryphal,
+still circulated when Senior Officers of the Fleet forgathered at the
+lunch intervals of Courts-Martial and Inquiries. He had little
+opportunity in his present War appointment to display any of the
+characteristics on which his Sagas had been based, for neither
+seamanship, daring, or, well--Independent Initiative, were quite in
+keeping with the routine of an Admiralty Office.
+
+To-day he was feeling the claustrophobia of London more acutely than
+usual. The sun was shining through the big window across the room, and
+he wanted to rise and look out at the blue sky and white cloud-tufts
+that he knew to be showing over the buildings across the Horse Guards
+Parade. His desk gave him no view through the window--he knew the
+weakness of his powers of concentration on his eternal paper work too
+well to have allowed himself such a distraction; but as the door
+opened to admit his clerk--a firm and earnest civilian with the zeal
+of monastic officialdom shining through his spectacles--he rose
+abruptly and moved out into the sunlight glare.
+
+"Yes, Collins? What is it?"
+
+"A small matter, sir, which is not quite in order. If you will glance
+through this you will no doubt agree with me."
+
+The Captain took the sheets from the clerk's outstretched hand and
+moved a little away from the glaring light to read.
+
+ SIR,--I have the honour to bring to your notice the conduct of
+ Skipper A. P. Marsh, of the Admiralty tug _Annie Laurie_, on the
+ 22nd-23rd November 1917, and I beg to recommend him for
+ decoration in view of the following facts:--
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ On November 21st, 1917, the steamer _Makalaka_, homeward bound
+ with corn, was shelled by a U-boat when near the Irish coast. The
+ enemy was dealt with by a patrol in the vicinity, but the
+ _Makalaka_, proceeding east at full speed in accordance with
+ instructions, was thrown out of her reckoning by a damaged
+ compass, and found herself at dusk on a lee shore off the Galway
+ coast, with her shaft broken (a result of shell damage which had
+ not been realised to be serious at the time it was incurred).
+ Skipper Marsh, seeing her flares from his patrol to seaward, most
+ gallantly closed her and took her in tow in a rising N.W. gale.
+ In view of the probability of the attempt to tow failing, the
+ crew of the _Makalaka_ were taken aboard the tug, but the towing
+ was continued through a full gale lasting twenty-four hours until
+ the ship was out of danger.--I have the honour to be, sir, &c.
+
+The Post-Captain folded the letter carefully and placed it on his
+desk. The clerk retrieved it, and moved towards the door. The Captain
+turned, "What are you going to do with that, Collins?"
+
+"I take it that it needs only the usual reply, sir--that this is not
+approved--with a reference to the regulation bearing on the case."
+
+"Why not approved, Collins?"
+
+The clerk was shocked, and his tone showed it. "Because that decoration
+is for gallant action in face of the enemy, and this case does not come
+within its scope. In any case the man will get salvage." [The Captain
+made an impatient gesture.] "If the Royal Humane Society care to----" he
+stopped, because the Captain had walked to the window, and, in obvious
+inattention to the speaker, was staring out across the wide Horse Guards
+and far beyond the fleecy clouds that drifted across the sky over the
+great sea of buildings that hemmed him in.
+
+Captain Ranson had gone on a journey--back through forty years of
+time, and across eighty-one degrees of longitude.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+He ran up the gangway, straightened his helmet and dirk-belt, and
+approached the Commander, who, a tall dark-featured figure, was
+standing looking down on the boat as she rose and fell alongside to
+the gentle heave of the Indian Ocean--"Second cutter manned, sir."
+
+The Commander turned and looked the boy over beneath his heavy
+eyebrows. "When are you going to set up a new port shroud?" he asked.
+
+The Midshipman fingered the seam of his trousers, and looked carefully
+at the buttons on the Commander's tunic--"I thought, sir, that is,
+we've got a new shroud all fitted, but I thought--the coxswain said,
+sir--that the old one would do for to-day as the wind's nothing...."
+
+The barometric indications of the Commander's eyes showed threatening
+weather. He took the boy's arm in the grasp of a heavy hand and led
+him to the rail abreast the swinging mastheads of the boat.
+
+"Now listen, young gentleman," he said. "What the coxswain said isn't
+evidence. It's _you_ that command that boat, and _you_ that will
+handle and command her. Don't talk to me again as if you were a
+schoolboy." The Midshipman shivered and squinted cautiously up to see
+if the storm-signals were still in evidence. The dark stern eyes were
+looking down at him in a way that made him feel as if he was some
+luckless worm that had unhappily bored its way up into the publicity
+of an aviary. The Commander moved his hand and turned the boy to face
+him. "Now, you remember this, young gentleman, only seamen come
+through gales safely--it's the fools that go to sea with rusty shrouds
+and weak rigging. And if you're to be a seaman you must never go to
+sea, even in a flat calm, unless your ship is ready for a gale of
+wind. Do you understand me?"
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"Then don't forget it, or I'll have you beaten till you grow corns. Now
+shove off, and pull away three cables on the port bow, drop your anchor
+on the shoal, and fit that new shroud. Remain there till the ship has
+got under way, done her night-firing, and signalled you to carry on. You
+will then close and weigh the target moorings, having the target ready
+for hoisting when the ship comes back to you. Do you understand?"
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"What have you got on your anchor?"
+
+"A hundred and twenty fathom, sir--of four-inch." "That is
+enough--there is thirty fathom on the shoal--Carry on!"
+
+The Midshipman ran down the gangway, and, jumping into the cutter,
+"Carried on." The Commander was an officer of whom the boat-midshipmen
+stood in awe, and they were always thankful when the ordeal of
+reporting a possibly unready boat to him as "ready" was over.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The last shot kicked up a yellow fountain of spray in the glare of the
+searchlight, and ricochetted, humming, over the target and on towards
+Malaya. A rocket sailed up from the distant ship--the searchlight
+flickered out a couple of Morse signs and went out, and in the velvety
+darkness of a tropic night the hands went forward in the cutter to
+weigh the anchor, the process of "shortening-in" having been
+accomplished a full hour ago. As the Midshipman stood up to
+superintend the operation, he saw a queer white line spreading and
+brightening along the horizon to the westward. A dash of rain struck
+his face, and a little gust of wind moaned past him. The crew looked
+up from their work to wonder, and in a matter of seconds the squall
+was on them. The wet hawser slipped and raced out, the hands jumping
+aft to get clear of the leaping turns as the cutter swung and drew
+hard on her anchor to the pressure of a tremendous wind. The white
+line rushed down on them, and showed as a turmoil of frothing sea,
+beaten flat by the wind into a sheet of phosphorescence veiled by
+low-flying spray. For a few minutes they crouched and endured the
+sudden cold and wet, then a yaw of the boat sent the bowmen forward
+with suspicion in their minds. "Up and down, sir--anchor's aweigh,"
+came the report, in a voice that started as a roar, but reached the
+Midshipman aft as a faint high wail. The Midshipman faced round to
+leeward, and thought hard. He had been anchored on the only possible
+shoal, and once driven off that there was no holding-ground till he
+should reach the edge of the surf off Trincomalee, twenty miles
+away--all between being chartered as "Five hundred and no bottom." He
+called to the coxswain and clawed his way forward, picking up men by
+name as he passed them. They hove up their anchor, secured mainsail,
+awning, and mainmast in a dreadful tangle of rope and canvas to the
+anchor-ring--hitched an outlying corner of the tangle to a bight far
+up the hawser, and threw all over the bows. The cutter steadied head
+to wind, and the hands moved aft to raise the bow and protect
+themselves against the steady driving of the spray.
+
+The Midshipman lay across the backboard, staring out to the
+port-quarter. Through the white haze he could see, at regular
+intervals, a quick-flashing gleam of yellow light. He knew what it
+was, and it did not comfort him. It was all he could see of the
+twenty-thousand candlepower of Foul Point Light, and although it was
+not getting much clearer it was certainly "drawing" from aft forward.
+He had the rough lie of the coast in his head, and he was just
+realising two things--first, that in spite of the sea anchor he was
+being blown to leeward and ashore at an incredible rate; and second,
+that if he could not round Foul Point across the wind, he was going to
+be food for the big surf-sharks before the morning.
+
+He roused the crew again, and set them to the oars. Before half the
+oars were out he had realised the futility of the effort, and was
+trying to get them back without further damage. He corrected his error
+with the loss of four oars and several feet of the cutter's
+gunwale--broken off when the wind tore the long ash oars away. As he
+remembered later, it was at this point that Foul Point Light began to
+show clearly through the spray, and that his coxswain began to sing an
+interminable hymn in the stern-sheets, and that the dark-faced Celtic
+stroke-oar, a man who had the reputation of being the worst character
+in all the ship, took over the helpless coxswain's duty. The
+Midshipman was staring fascinated at the swinging beam of light that
+was beating on them from the sand-spit broad on the quarter, when the
+stroke-oar's voice in his ear changed him from a boy to an
+officer--"What'll you do now, sir?"
+
+The question was answered on the instant--"All hands, up masts and
+sails. Close-reef both, and pass the hawser aft. Lash out now, lads,
+and get down to it."
+
+That twenty-minute evolution, by the light of a hurricane-lamp, was a
+nightmare. The mainsail and mainmast were all snarled up in
+miscellaneous turns of roping. The hawser was wet and cold, and seemed
+fifty times its original length, but the work was done. He had felt
+that no shroud, however new, would stand the strain he was going to
+put on the masts, and though the men cursed and swore at the delay and
+toil involved, he got what he wanted from them. One at a time the
+masts were hove up and clamped in position against the half-solid
+wind--the hawser, cut to length, clove-hitched round each masthead,
+and frapped clear round the cutter, with the whole hove taut with
+"Spanish Windlasses," till his clumsy hemp shrouds were braced to the
+strain. Then he braced himself by a glance at the light, swinging
+well over their heads now that they were close enough in to feel the
+first lift and heave of the outer surf, and yelled an order. The
+foresail rose, clattered furiously a moment against the mast, and then
+filled with a bang. "_Set mainsail!_" The cutter heeled over till her
+lee gunwale dipped--the masts bent and creaked, and the old boat went
+tearing into the wind on the best and last sail of her varied life.
+The Midshipman and the stroke-oar clung to the long tiller that was
+curved like a fishing-rod under the strain. There were no gusts or
+variations in the wind: it beat solidly against the canvas, heeling
+the cutter to the verge of capsizing, and driving her through the
+water at steamer speed. The leeway was extraordinarily great--the boat
+going sideways almost as fast as she went ahead; but that leeway saved
+her from going over. They cut through the outer surf off the point,
+the boat leaking from the sprung keel to the opened seams where the
+frapping hawser-turns bit into her thin sides--the crew baling
+furiously to keep their minds from the expectation of a great crash
+that would tell of a mast tearing its heel up and out through the
+weather side. It lasted for barely half an hour, but the arm-weary
+Midshipman felt as if it had been a four-hour watch. As the light drew
+aft, he eased his sheets and swung up the channel, still at racing
+speed, but safely bound for harbour. His memories in after years of
+the next few hours were vague and clouded by sleep. He remembered the
+sun rising as they drew in towards the silent white-walled dockyard;
+the _swish_ of sand under the keel as he ran her hard up the
+boat-camber beach, and nothing more, till he woke to see the dreaded
+Commander--a tall white-clad figure--standing over him, looking with
+keen appraising eyes at the mass of hawser-turns that swathed boat and
+masts, and at the bodies of the snoring crew that lay on the hot sand
+around her.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Clerk fidgeted. He had been kept waiting for a matter of seconds,
+and he did not like it. The Captain turned to face him, and, to the
+surprised eyes of the Clerk, seemed to have changed suddenly into a
+young man--alert, quick, and decisive. "_No_, Collins," said a strange
+voice; "the man _did_ act in the face of the enemy, and I will endorse
+the recommendation." He turned his eyes again to the window, but saw
+only the yellow gravel, the houses, and the smoke; the fetters of
+Routine seemed to clank warningly in his ears. "Yes," he said, "I have
+no reason to suppose the U-boat had not followed the steamer, or that
+she was not present all the time."
+
+
+
+
+A MOST UNTRUE STORY.
+
+
+The War was only in its first childhood and patrol work was still
+amusing, having not yet become a monotonous and unexciting business. The
+submarine was due to start back from patrol that night, and was just
+loafing along at twenty odd feet depth waiting for dark. The Captain was
+on watch at the periscope, swinging the instrument round from time to
+time to take a general survey of the horizon, but for the most part
+confining his scrutiny to the island to leeward. The island showed up
+clearly--the light of the setting sun flashing back from the windows of
+the buildings that looked out over the Bight. As the Captain took one of
+his all-round glances, he checked suddenly and concentrated his gaze to
+one point of the compass. A man who leaned against a pump six feet
+away--a man who had seemed to all appearance to be on the verge of
+sleep--opened his eyes, straightened up, and stood alertly watching the
+brown hands that held the periscope training handles. The signal seemed
+to be telepathically passed on, as in a few seconds there were six or
+eight pairs of eyes watching the observer, who still peered at the
+unknown sight which no one else in the boat could see. Then the Captain
+moved his head back from the eye-piece, smiled (and at the smile six of
+the watchers reverted to their oil-stained reading matter), and called
+to the First-Lieutenant, who was at the moment engaged with an
+Engine-room Artificer in a mumbled inquest over a broken air-valve
+spindle. As the First-Lieutenant approached, the Captain stepped to one
+side and indicated the eye-piece by a nod. His subordinate took his
+place, and for a full half-minute remained slowly swivelling the great
+instrument through four points and back again. When he raised his head
+he was scowling and sullen.
+
+"Well?" said the Captain. "A good few there, eh?"
+
+"_Lord!_" The First-Lieutenant's voice indicated the deepest disgust.
+"Thousands and thousands--and we can't get a shot at 'em!"
+
+"Well, there's over a thousand, anyway. I've seen at least that lot of
+teal in the last couple of minutes."
+
+"_Teal!_ Why, sir, I can see mallard now for the next half mile, and I
+could swear there'll be geese among them too."
+
+"Here, let me look. Yes, by gum, and not one's getting up either."
+They let the periscope get to a few feet off before they paddle
+away.... He swivelled slowly round the circle, then looked up at the
+First-Lieutenant. "There's fog coming on. I can see the banks coming,"
+he said. He looked again through the periscope and intently studied
+the windows on the island some three miles away. The First-Lieutenant
+watched his face, and saw it slowly break into the smile of a
+schoolboy meditating mischief. The First-Lieutenant began to smile
+slightly also. The Captain looked up.
+
+"I can't help the island," he said. "War's hell, anyway. Give me a rifle
+and stand by for surface." There was a clatter and the sound of
+quick-passing orders; the boat's bow tilted up, and to the sound of
+roaring air she broke surface fairly in the middle of the great colony
+of swimming wildfowl. The hatch fell back with a clang, and a rush of
+cold air beat on the excited faces of the men below the conning-tower.
+Immediately there came the _Crack-crack-'rack_ of magazine-fire from the
+bridge above, and the descendants of bowmen who had risked mutilation
+and death to steal the Conqueror's deer forgot their discipline and
+began to mount the ladder that led to the sunlight and a clear view.
+
+The Captain turned to shout a helm order below and swore at the packed
+heads that filled the hatch-rim. "... and you come up, Number One, and
+lend a hand to pick up. I've got one--missed him on the water at a
+hundred and got him in the air as he rose! There he is--jump forr'd
+and grab him--dammit, he's off (_crack-crack_).... No, that's stopped
+him" (_bang_--the report came from the vicinity of the Captain's
+knee). "What the--confound you, man--what the deuce are you doing?
+Unload that pistol and take it away...."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Seven thousand yards away on the island a watcher lowered his glasses
+and reached for the button of the alarm bell. In two seconds the
+island was awake, and down in the lower battery men rushed to their
+stations. With clatter and turmoil the big guns were cleared away and
+the observing officer roared the order to "Stand by" into the
+telephone mouthpiece.
+
+"What is it, Schultz? Can you see? Ach! she is going to bombard--the
+little swine of a boat. Give me the telescope. Ach, Gott! are they not
+reported ready, fool?" The Major was excited and bristling.
+
+"Ready now--all but number six."
+
+"At six thousand five hundred metres--all guns--Gott strafe der
+schmutzige ... he has dived!..."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The First-Lieutenant sprang up the outer ladder of the conning-tower,
+the bleeding spoil clutched in his hand. The Captain turned to look
+astern and became aware of the fact that the gallery, as represented
+by the bridge and rails, was tenanted by an enthusiastic and
+interested selection of his crew. "What the devil--is this a cinema or
+my ship? Don't you know your orders yet? Every man-jack of you...." He
+herded them below to the tune of a voluble hymn of hate, and followed
+the last of the grinning culprits down. As the boat levelled off at
+her previous diving depth, he swung the periscope round to search the
+horizon again to seaward. A moment later "Diving stations," and to the
+hydroplane men, "Take her on down."
+
+The First-Lieutenant left the luckless mallard on the table and
+elbowed his way aft again through the cluster of men closing up to
+their stations. Reaching the control position, he looked inquiringly
+at the Captain, who, having lowered the periscope, was leaning with
+folded arms against a group of valves abreast it.
+
+"Thick fog coming down. Going to bottom till dark now. Have a look at
+the soundings, will you--or tell Henley to let me know."
+
+The First-Lieutenant moved back to speak to another officer, who was
+already bending over the chart-table. The Captain turned his head to
+watch the gauge beside him, the needle of which was slowly creeping
+upwards and around the circle. As it moved the gentle rolling of the
+boat that had been noticeable before ceased, and she steadied until
+she gave the idea of being high and dry in some silent dock. The
+officer, generally known as "Pilot," or--to his intimates and
+contemporaries--as "Rasputin" (a name, it should be explained, which
+had no possible application to him, except for the fact that he wore a
+beard), appeared at the Captain's side with a folded chart in his hand.
+
+"We should touch at ninety by the gauge, sir," he said. "We must be
+about four miles from the land now."
+
+The Captain nodded. "Yes, it may be a little more, though. Have the
+crew got a sweep on this?"
+
+"No, sir. This is an extra dive, and they haven't had time to get one
+up. D'you want to bet on under or over ninety, sir?"
+
+"I do not. I won last night's sweep, and lost it to you in side-bets,
+and I'm not taking any more. Stop the motors!"
+
+The gauge had reached the eighty-foot mark, and the boat under the
+influence of her headway was still driving the needle slowly round. At
+ninety feet the Captain looked at the Pilot, smiled, and started the
+motors again. Hardly had he given the order when the needle checked,
+rose a little, and then crept back to ninety-five. "_Stop the motors!_
+I've lost a chance there, Pilot--'Wish I'd had a bet on that."
+
+He stood watching the gauge a moment longer, and then turned to walk
+to the Wardroom.
+
+"Pipe down--usual sentries only," he ordered. "Tell my servant to get
+me some washing water."
+
+He threw the curtain aside, and joined the two officers who stood
+looking solemnly at the mallard, which lay on a gory newspaper in the
+centre of the table. For a moment there was silence.
+
+"Well," said the Captain cheerfully, "it's not as smashed as it might
+be. It'll do for a pie to-morrow."
+
+"'Mm," said the First-Lieutenant, "'Keeper at home used to call
+rabbits that looked like that 'ferrets' food.'"
+
+"Not a bit of it," rejoined the Captain; "if we mash him in a pie
+he'll be all right."
+
+There was another pause while the First-Lieutenant tucked an extra fold
+of newspaper beneath the corpse--then, after a quick glance and nudge
+for the Pilot's benefit, he spoke in a detached and dispassionate voice.
+
+"Of course, it was poaching."
+
+The Captain's brown face began to slowly take on the colour of the
+gore on the table--then he exploded--
+
+"What d'you mean? ... _poaching_--it's below high-water mark, isn't it?"
+
+"Well, sir--we don't know the rules in this country, and we were
+pretty well in their waters."
+
+"But it's offshore. Why shouldn't I shoot their duck? It's not
+preserved, either. _Poaching!_ I never poached anything--not since I
+was at school anyway." He scowled at the duck and the officers
+impartially. The officers clutched each other by the arms, then the
+Pilot walked hastily to a low-set bunk and buried his head in the
+pillow. The Captain changed his frown for a smile as the situation
+dawned on him, then, snatching the parallel rulers from the
+chart-table he began to belabour the most accessible portion of his
+gurgling subordinate's anatomy.
+
+
+
+
+PRINTED BY WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS.
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+Transcriber's Note
+
+
+ * Obvious punctuation and spelling errors repaired.
+
+ * "Compass card" and "compass-card" retained as printed.
+
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+Title: H.M.S. ----
+
+Author: Klaxon
+
+Release Date: November 1, 2010 [EBook #34190]
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+ H.M.S. ----
+
+ BY
+ KLAXON
+
+ William Blackwood and Sons
+ Edinburgh and London
+ 1918
+
+ _ALL RIGHTS RESERVED_
+
+
+
+
+_TO
+
+D. V. B._
+
+
+ When Homer launched his epic on the literary sea,
+ The critics were as merciful as they can ever be:
+ "We take it that the author did the best that he can do,"
+ "And the book should be remembered for at least a year or two...."
+ But Homer let the critics go, and listened with a smile,
+ For he had heard a verdict that was better by a mile,
+ In a code that only Homer as a husband understood,--
+ "You _are_ a funny clever thing--I'd no _idea_ you could."
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ "1923" 1
+
+ PRIVILEGED 18
+
+ ACCORDING TO THEIR LIGHTS 22
+
+ A NAVAL DISCUSSION 32
+
+ THE GUNLAYER 42
+
+ A WAGE SLAVE 54
+
+ AN "ANNUAL" 61
+
+ "OUR ANNUAL" 68
+
+ MASCOTS 70
+
+ THE SPARROW 73
+
+ A WAR WEDDING 80
+
+ A HYMN OF DISGUST 94
+
+ THE "SPECIAL" 98
+
+ BETWEEN TIDES 106
+
+ LIGHT CAVALRY 116
+
+ A TRINITY 139
+
+ IN THE MORNING 144
+
+ AN AFFAIR OF OUTPOSTS 147
+
+ 1917 155
+
+ IN FORTY WEST 169
+
+ A RING AXIOM 171
+
+ CHANCES 173
+
+ THE QUARTERMASTER 185
+
+ A LANDFALL 188
+
+ NIGHT ROUNDS 195
+
+ IN THE BARRED ZONE 201
+
+ A MATTER OF ROUTINE 204
+
+ WHO CARES? 211
+
+ THE UNCHANGING SEX 213
+
+ TWO CHILDREN 216
+
+ AN URGENT COURTSHIP 234
+
+ LOOKING AFT 254
+
+ GRIT 258
+
+ A MAXIM 270
+
+ FROM A FAR COUNTRY 272
+
+ THE CRISIS 279
+
+ A SEA CHANTY 281
+
+ THE WAR OF ATTRITION 284
+
+ THROUGH AN ADMIRALTY WINDOW 303
+
+ A MOST UNTRUE STORY 318
+
+
+
+
+H.M.S. ----.
+
+
+
+
+"1923."
+
+ [The following is the description by Professor J. Scott, F.R.S.,
+ of his recent Airship Journey across the old Bed of the North
+ Sea. July 1, 1923.]
+
+
+It is perhaps unnecessary for me to state the objects and purpose of
+my journey of last week, as it would be false modesty in me not to
+recognise the great interest taken by the geologic and antiquarian
+worlds in my proposed enterprise. For the benefit, however, of those
+for whose intelligence the so-called "Popular" geologic works are
+compiled, I will recapitulate some points which are ancient history to
+my instructed readers.
+
+The winter of 1922 witnessed the greatest geologic change in the
+earth's surface since the last of the Glacial epochs. Into the causes
+and general results of this change I do not propose to enter, beyond
+mentioning my opinion that the theory propounded by Professor
+Middleton (a theory designed only for one purpose--that of attempting
+to throw doubt on the data and reasoning of my first monograph on the
+subject) is not only childish, but based on a fallacy.
+
+I will confine myself to the results as they affected this country and
+the continent of Europe, of which it is now a prolongation or
+headland--not, as the Daily Press erroneously labels it, a peninsula.
+
+The total change in elevation of the land is now calculated at 490
+feet 7 inches, but more accurate measurements are still being taken.
+This great change brings us back to a geologic age when man and
+mammoth co-existed in the primeval forest of Cromer, and when the
+Dogger Bank was a great plain where wild beasts roamed and palæolithic
+man left the traces of his industry in the bones and shaped flints
+which we hope soon to collect in quantities from the mud and ooze with
+which thousands of years of sea-action has covered them.
+
+I had little difficulty in obtaining Admiralty permission to accompany
+the Captain of a Naval Airship on one of his regular patrol trips
+across the great expanse of mud which was once the North Sea.
+
+Of course in the six months since the departure of the Ocean from the
+new lands, the district has been regularly patrolled by the Navy, but
+the air is as yet the only safe route by which to cross it. It will be
+some time, perhaps years, before the surface becomes safe to walk on,
+although the Government is plentifully sprinkling grass and other
+seeds from all passing aircraft. In the large and powerful airship in
+which I was privileged to travel, we had every modern device for
+enabling a close inspection of the surface to be taken. A trail-rope
+was used when it was desired to drift slowly or to actually hover over
+some of the points of interest which we observed on our passage.
+
+The day was fine and clear, and I could not have wished for better
+weather conditions when we rose over Dover and started the main
+engines on a north-easterly course. As no maps can yet be compiled of
+the New Lands (as popular clamour has most inaccurately labelled them)
+owing to their dangerous surface, we navigated by the old Admiralty
+charts, marked in depths of water, and I was amused at having the
+Varne and Goodwin "shoals" pointed out to me--the objects indicated
+being long ridges of sandy hills rising from the shining surface of
+the Channel bed. Off Deal and Dover a few of the wrecks are being
+worked on by enterprising local Salvage Companies--a road being laid
+out to each composed of gravel, sand, and brushwood. I fear, however,
+that the speculators will not profit greatly. The roads are good
+enough over the sand, but where they cross the mud-flats they swallow
+not only their traffic but the funds of their owners.
+
+As we travelled up the valley with the drone of our engines echoing
+from the whale-backed ridges on either side, with our gondolas barely
+a hundred feet from the ground, I discussed our programme with the
+Captain, whose views and reminiscences I found most entertaining. On
+general subjects he was like most of his service, almost contemptibly
+uneducated (I might mention that he did not understand what
+Magdalenian culture was!), but he was evidently well read in his own
+trade. He told me several stories which were no doubt excellent, but
+which were marred to a point of incomprehensibility by a foolish
+interlarding of technical terms. I gave him a short précis of what is
+known or deduced of prehistoric life on the New Lands, and spoke of
+the bones and fossils occasionally found in trawl-nets by the
+fishermen. His point of view was that the war overshadowed everything.
+He seemed to think that that event was one from which all others
+should date, although it had lasted such a short time. As very little
+of interest to me could yet be seen owing to the general coating of
+slime with which the land was covered, I amused myself by listening to
+his experiences on his weekly air patrols, his conversation being
+somewhat after this style:--
+
+"Yes, it was a fair snorter while it lasted--that gale,--damn lucky we
+hadn't many ships out. Yes, most of 'em got in. They either ran down
+Channel (Lord! the Straits were like opening the caisson gates to a
+graving-dock!) and made New Queenstown, or else they got into harbour on
+the East Coast and stranded there. You see, what with mines and wrecks,
+the North Sea wasn't being used much, and as the navies were taking a
+rest there wasn't much of value at sea. Some ships got stuck
+though--fishing boats mostly. No, they were all right--it took a week to
+drain off, and it was calm weather when they grounded. Most of them have
+wireless now, and they yelped for help, and we took 'em off. Those that
+hadn't were a bit hungry when we found them, but I don't think we lost
+many. You see, all nations sent air fleets out. Have you read the U.S.
+Magazine? You ought to; there's a damn good argument going on as to
+whether it would have paid us or Germany most if it had happened during
+the war. I think us, myself. You see, there's only a narrow channel now
+running past the Norwegian coast, and we could have mined that. Look at
+that, Professor! How's that for mines? That's Zeebrugge with the houses
+showing over the sand-hills. Whose? Oh! both sides put 'em there--that
+hollow to the east is proper stiff with them, isn't it? Port
+fifteen--Quartermaster! steer east--What? No, just going to show you
+something. You said it seemed a wicked waste of material; well, look
+over there--two of them got it. One's a U.C. boat but the other's a big
+one. They picked them up coming back, and that big chap's nearly in two
+halves--Starboard twenty, Quartermaster! No, we needn't go closer,
+you'll see one every half mile between here and Heligoland--some of ours
+as well as theirs. Yes--that's a Dutchman--torpedoed by the look of
+him. See the hole in the stern? Oh, butter and bacon and that sort of
+thing! No, nobody in her. Why? Well, look at the davits--they left her
+before she sank--all the boats are gone.
+
+"Like these glasses? That's the _Hinder_ over there. Yes, they still
+live in her, and she's still useful. A fine big lightship, isn't she?
+She settled down at her moorings as peacefully as could be, and when
+we sent a line down to them on our first patrol trip after the show,
+they sent up a note asking for some 'baccy, and would we post some
+letters for them? Nothing ever did worry the _Hinder_ in the war, and
+it won't now. You see, English and German used to fight under her tail
+every other night, and as she was an international light she just
+flashed away and looked on. I wonder none of their crew have written a
+book yet--'Battles round the _Hinder_,' by an Eyewitness. It would be
+better than most of the truck that has been written in England about
+it. Yes, she lies in a bit of a hollow, but the light shows up all
+right, and that's all we want. Here you are; this is what you wanted."
+
+We had reached the first object of interest in my journey. More
+trail-rope was paid out, and we swung with our engine stopped, downwind,
+lying twenty feet above a great pit torn in the earth by some tremendous
+explosion. All around the pit-mouth lay masses of earth and rock, and
+the face of the crater was thick with bone-breccia and fossils of every
+kind. The explosion had occurred over an old beach on the bank of what
+had once been the old Channel River. For thousands of years prehistoric
+men and beasts had lived and died there, and had left their skeletons to
+enlighten us. And more than bones had been left. Almost the first
+basket-load that our light electric "grab" produced for us contained
+among its numerous specimens of surpassing interest a rough "hand-axe"
+of dark flint, possibly of Pre-Chellean culture. However, the whole of
+my notes and specimens obtained on this visit are now being examined
+and classified, and I will postpone description of them until the
+meeting of the Society on the 18th.
+
+I would have liked to have descended into the pit by a ladder or other
+means, but was dissuaded, partly by the motion of the airship, which
+swayed to and fro in the light wind, and partly by the blunt negative
+with which my suggestion was greeted by the Captain. We took only
+three baskets of specimens from this spot, as we had others to visit,
+and our carrying capacity was limited. As we slowly hauled in the
+trail-rope and prepared to continue our journey, I asked the Captain
+whether this crater had been intentionally formed by the Government
+for purposes of research, or whether it had been produced accidentally
+in the late war.
+
+"Accident?" he said. "Well, no, hardly that--but still, I expect he
+_thought_ he might pull it off without doing himself in." He pointed
+to one of two big submarines which lay on opposite sides of the
+crater. The one indicated was the smaller of the two, and the least
+damaged. She lay upright with a slight tilt up by the bow (which was
+dented and torn rather badly). The other was in two halves, and lay on
+her side with a mound of earth, bones, and rock, making a sort of
+rough junction between the halves. The two submarines looked like
+great guardians of the pit, and I wondered at the madness of man that
+makes him revel in war and killing to no purpose. I mentioned
+something of this thought to the Captain, who was still gazing at the
+more intact of the two boats, and tapping a flint "Coup de poing" on
+the side of our gondola.
+
+"Well, Professor," he said, "the man who made this tool didn't make it
+to clean his nails with, did he?" I observed that it was now generally
+agreed that most of prehistoric man's weapons were for use against his
+greatest foes--which were wild beasts, and not men. The Captain jerked
+the flint implement back into the basket.
+
+"My oath! you've said it," he snapped. "_We've_ been fighting wild
+beasts, and that chap in the smaller boat was a friend of mine. He
+took that Fritz fairly amidships with his stem, but he couldn't get
+free, and they went down locked. When Fritz hit bottom his mines went,
+and that blew them apart, and so there's your bone pit, Professor."
+
+I looked back at the pit and the two hulks beside it, now dwindling
+astern. "How do you know all that?" I asked.
+
+"Read his number on the conning-tower for one thing, and the chap who
+had that boat would be pretty sure to take a Hun with him when he had to
+go. The rest? Well, his bows are bashed in, you see, and his lid is
+still open, so he gave Fritz his bow first on the surface. You may have
+some relics of curious beasts in that basket, Professor, but I can show
+you a relic, or a hundred if you like, of a damn sight nastier beast.
+See the masts over that mudbank? That's a Dutch liner--two torpedoes and
+no warning. Full of women too. Like to go and look? I thought not. Yes,
+Professor, I can show you two hundred sunken ships in a few hours' run
+here, and they haven't all got their davits empty by a long chalk. Never
+mind--here's something more amusing."
+
+Our engine slowed and almost stopped while we drifted across a flat,
+broad, muddy plateau which sloped away to a valley on each side.
+
+"See those lines?" said my abrupt naval friend--"those long straight
+scores along the mud, I mean. Those are where the submarines--ours and
+theirs--have been taking bottom for a rest. Taking bottom? Oh! on
+winter nights, when it's too dark to see or when they're waiting for
+anything, or got defects or struck fog, you know. They used to take
+bottom a lot here, because it's good surface and they had twenty
+fathom of water, too. The marks haven't washed out yet. See this one?
+He bumped three times before he settled: he must have had a lot of
+headway on--his track's all of half a mile. That bed is where he
+settled for the night. It's soft there, and he worked in over his
+bilge keel. There's another, fifty yards off him. Of course it was
+probably made a year before or after he made his, but there must have
+been cases when our boats and Fritz's lay that much apart all night
+and didn't know it. Pretty queer idea, isn't it? Perhaps a banjo
+strumming in one boat and a gramophone going in the other. Oh yes,
+they used to have concerts on the bottom before turning in! One of our
+chaps gave me a programme once. There were twenty items in it, and it
+was headed 'C/o G.P.O.--126 feet.' This was a regular submarine
+traffic lane for both sides. Some parts of the surface up north aren't
+marked at all,--it was either too deep water or there were too many
+mines about. Funny thing is, that some of the areas which both sides
+seem to have studiously gone round and avoided have no mines at all in
+them. Just rumour, I suppose. They gave the place a bad name and
+damned it. Eh? No--that's all right--tip 'em out on the deck--we can
+scrub the place out when we get in."
+
+He spoke to a sailor, who stepped forward and turned the nearest
+basket of specimens upside down. As he did so, something rolled from
+the heap to my feet, and with a thrill which could only be understood
+by my brother scientists I gazed on the greatest archæological
+discovery of the ages. I have already announced my discovery to the
+press, and the scientists of all nations are now gathering in London
+to inspect it, so I shall not enter now on a detailed description. I
+may say that my first thought was that I had in my hands a copy of my
+confrère Keith's reconstruction of the Piltdown skull, and that my own
+reconstruction had been to a certain extent false; but on mature
+reflection I decided that this could not be so, and that I must
+classify my find as belonging to a hitherto unknown branch of the race
+of Homo Sapiens--akin to, but yet distinct from, Eoanthropus. This
+prehistoric man I have called Homo Scoticanthropus, and my full report
+and conclusions will be shortly before the Society.
+
+The skull is intact and requires no reconstruction. The lower mandible
+is of the chimpanzee-like type found with Eoanthropus, and as it was
+picked up by the same basket, must undoubtedly belong to the skull.
+
+As to the remainder of our voyage, I can only say that I spent the time
+on the floor of the gondola measuring and inspecting my find. I could
+not tear myself away from it, and we therefore omitted our visits to
+other spots where explosions were known to have occurred near the old
+sea-bed, confining ourselves to a hurried round of the Naval patrol
+route. Beyond a casual inspection and a remark that it looked like
+Hindenburg, the airship captain took no interest in this now famous
+skull, but confined himself to his duties of navigation and control.
+
+It is unfortunate that the exact depth and geological strata of the
+skull's position cannot be given. The basket was drawn from the bottom
+of the pit, but the skull may have been either thrown up by the
+explosion or rolled down later by the action of the tides.
+
+When the new lands have dried we hope to have a careful inspection of
+that and other pits, when more and perhaps equally valuable
+discoveries may be made.
+
+I have perhaps made undue mention of my naval friend in this pamphlet,
+but to tell the truth his type was new to me. Though, like all his
+fellow-officers, his limited education had tended to make him
+narrow-minded, he nevertheless deserves mention here as having assisted,
+albeit in a humble way, in the most wonderful discovery in history.
+
+
+
+
+PRIVILEGED.
+
+
+ They called across to Peter at the changing of the Guard,
+ At the red-gold Doors that the Angels keep,--
+ "Lend us help to the Portal, for they press upon us hard,
+ They are straining at the Gate, many deep."
+
+ Then Peter rose and went to the wicket by the Wall,
+ Where the Starlight flashed upon the crowd;
+ And he saw a mighty wave from the Greatest Gale of all
+ Break beneath him with a roar, swelling loud--
+
+ _Let us in! Let us in! We have left a load of sin
+ On the battlefield that flashes far below.
+ From the trenches or the sea--there's a pass for such as we,
+ For we died with our faces to the foe._
+
+ "_We haven't any creed--for we never felt the need,--
+ And our morals are as ragged as can be;
+ But we finished in a way that has cleared us of the clay,
+ And we're coming to you clean, as you can see._"
+
+ Then Peter looked below him with a smile upon his lips,
+ And he answered, "Ye are fighters, as I know
+ By your badges of the air, of the trenches, and the ships,
+ And the wounds that on your bodies glisten so."
+
+ And he looked upon the wounds, that were many and were grim,
+ And his glance was all-embracing--unafraid;
+ And he looked to meet the eyes that were smiling up to him,
+ All a-level as a new-forged blade.
+
+ "Ye are savage men and rough--from the fo'c'sle and the tent;
+ Ye have put High Heaven to alarm;
+ But I see it written clear by the road ye went,
+ That ye held by the Fifteenth Psalm."
+
+ And they shouted in return, "_'Tis a thing we've never read,
+ But you passed our friends inside
+ That won to the end of the road we tread
+ Long ago when the Mons Men died._"
+
+ "_Let us in! Let us in! We have fallen for the Right,
+ And the Crown that we listed to win,
+ That we earned by the Somme or the waters of the Bight;
+ You're a fighting man yourself--Let us in!_"
+
+ Then Peter gave a sign and the Gates flung wide
+ To the sound of a bugle-call:
+ "Pass the fighting men to the ranks inside,
+ Who came from the earth or the cold grey tide,
+ With their heads held high and a soldier's stride,
+ To a Friend in the Judgment Hall."
+
+
+
+
+ACCORDING TO THEIR LIGHTS.
+
+
+The world was a streak of green and white bubbles, and there was a
+great roaring noise which disturbed his thoughts. "Boots--boots--I
+must get them off." He remembered the only occasion on which he had
+experienced an anæsthetic, the mental struggle to retain his ego, and
+the loss of will-power he had known at every breath. He was going down
+now, the roaring was less terrible and he felt very tired. A check in
+his descent and a little voice at the back of his brain: "There was a
+big sea running." Then a blur of white foam and a long gasping breath.
+Something rasped his forehead and a rough serge sleeve was across his
+throat. He fought feebly to keep the choking arm away, but as they
+rose on the crest of a long blue-green swell, he was jerked from the
+water by the neck and the belt of his overcoat. His first clear
+sensation was one of intense chill. Although there was little wind, it
+was cold in the air. He raised his head and moved to avoid the
+uncomfortable pressure of something on his chest. As he saw his
+situation he dropped his head again quickly and lay still. He was
+across the keel of a broad grey boat which pitched and heaved at
+terrifying angles as the seas passed. He crawled cautiously round,
+pivoting on his stomach till his legs straddled the keel and he had a
+grip on it with his hands under his chin. Facing him in a similar
+attitude was a seaman he knew, a tall brawny torpedoman whom he had
+noticed rigging the lights in the Wardroom flat on occasions when
+Evening Service had been held there. What was his name--Davies? Denny?
+No, Dunn! of course--the ship's boxer, and the funny man at the
+concerts. Were they two all that was left? He opened his mouth and
+gasped a little before speaking.
+
+"All right, sir--take it easy--I've been off this billet twice, and
+it's no joke getting back to it. Good thing you're a light weight,
+sir, or you'd've pulled me in just now."
+
+"Are there--are there any more, Dunn?"
+
+"God knows, sir--beggin' your pardon, that is--the mine got us forr'd
+and the magazine went. This is the pinnace we're on, and it's the
+biggest bit of the ship I've seen floating yet."
+
+"Good God! Where were you?"
+
+"On the bridge, sir, just sent for by the Officer of the Watch about
+the telephones; but I'm--I don't know 'ow I got away, sir--flew, I
+reckon. Where were you, sir?"
+
+"Coming up the Wardroom ladder, and as I got on deck I was washed
+away. Dunn! do you think we'll be picked up?"
+
+The seaman raised his head and shoulders cautiously and took a rapid
+glance around as they topped a sea, then resumed his attitude along
+the keel, his chin on his crossed wrists. "You're a parson, sir," he
+said, "and you're ready for it, so I'll tell you. We were on detached
+duty, and there mayn't be another ship here for a week yet."
+
+"A week! But, man, a merchant ship or fisherman might pass any time."
+
+"A fisherman might, sir; but I never saw a merchantman since we came
+on this trip, and I don't see anything now."
+
+There was a pause, and the padre shivered in his thin wet clothes.
+"The sea was going down this morning; how long do you think we could
+stay alive on this?"
+
+"That's the trouble, sir. This is the pinnace, and she's stove in a bit."
+
+"Do you mean she'll sink? But they float when they are waterlogged,
+don't they?"
+
+"Not this one, she won't, and she's got the launch's slings in her
+too--half an hour I give her; but you're right, sir; the sea's going
+down, and I'm keeping a watch out for more wreckage if it goes by, sir."
+
+The shivering-fit passed and he tried to collect his thoughts. Yes,
+the pinnace _had_ settled a bit since he had been dragged aboard. She
+did not lift so easily to the sea, and had lost the tendency to
+broach-to which had made him grip the keel so tightly at first. He was
+quite calm now, and everything seemed much more simple. Half an hour!
+He lowered his forehead to his hands and his thoughts raced. What had
+he left undone? Yes, the ship was gone, so he had nothing to think of
+in connection with her. As Dunn would say, his affairs in her were all
+"clewed up" by her loss. But ashore, now--ah! For a full minute he
+fought with his panic. He felt a rage against a fate that was blindly
+killing him when he had so much more of life to enjoy. He wanted to
+scream like a trapped rabbit. He felt his eyes wet with tears of
+self-pity, and at the feeling his sense of humour returned. He thought
+of himself as a child about to be smacked, and when he raised his head
+he was smiling into Dunn's eyes. "Half an hour is not long, Dunn," he
+said, "but it is longer than our friends had."
+
+Dunn took another swift glance to right and left, then, reaching a
+hand cautiously into his jumper, pulled out a wet and shiny briar
+pipe, and began to reflectively chew the mouthpiece.
+
+He was a young _padre_, but he had been in the Service most of the
+war. He knew enough to choose his words with care as he spoke again.
+
+"Dunn," he said, "we haven't got long. I am going to pray."
+
+"Yessir," said the bony, red face before him.
+
+He tried again. "Dunn, you're Church of England, aren't you?"
+
+"Yessir. On the books I am, sir."
+
+"You mean you have no religion?"
+
+Dunn blew hard into the bowl of his pipe and replaced the mouthpiece
+between his jagged teeth. "Not that sort quite, sir--but I'm all
+right, sir."
+
+The _padre_ moved a little bit nearer along the keel. The pinnace was
+certainly deep in the water now, but his mind was at ease and he did
+not feel the cold. "Listen, Dunn," he said; "I am going to pray--I
+want you to repeat what I say after me."
+
+Dunn moved his hands from under his chin and took his pipe from his
+mouth. "Yessir," he said.
+
+The _padre_ paused a moment and looked at the long blue slope of a sea
+rising above his eyes. He wondered vaguely why he was not feeling
+sea-sick. "O God, Who made the sea and all that therein is, have mercy
+on us Thy servants called to-day to Thy judgment-seat. Pardon us the
+manifold sins we have committed, and lead us to a true repentance; and
+to us, who have in the past neglected Thee in our hearts, send light
+and strength that we may come without fear before Thy throne. Have
+pity, O Lord, upon those who are made widows and orphans this day.
+Grant to our country final victory and Thy peace. Amen."
+
+The sun was behind clouds now, and the seas were washing occasionally
+along the sinking boat.
+
+"You did not join me in the prayer, Dunn," he said. "Was it not within
+the scheme of your religion?"
+
+Dunn put his pipe carefully back in his jumper and took a firmer grip
+of the keel. "Yes, sir," he said, "it was--but I don't whine when I'm
+down."
+
+"Do you mean I was whining, Dunn?"
+
+"No, sir, I don't. You've always prayed and you're not going back on
+anything. I don't go much on Church, and God wouldn't think nothing of
+me if I piped down now."
+
+The _padre_ was, as has been said, a young man, and being young he did
+the right thing and waited for more. It came with a rush.
+
+"You see, sir, it's God this, and God that, and no one knows what God
+is like, but I'm a Navy man and I think of Him my way. If I'm not
+afraid to die I'm all right, I think, sir. It wasn't my fault the ship
+sank, sir. I've always kept my job done, and I've got 'Exceptional' on
+my parchment. When I joined up I took the chance of this, and I ain't
+kicking now it's come. I reckon if a man plays the game by his
+messmates, and fights clean in the ring, and takes a pride, like, in
+his job--well, it ain't for me to say, but I don't think God'll do
+much to me. He'll say, 'Jack,' He'll say, 'you've got a lot of things
+against you here, but you ain't shirked your work and you aren't
+afraid of Me--so pass in with a caution,' He'll say. You're all right,
+sir, and it may be because you're a good Christian; but I reckon, sir,
+it's because you know you've done your job and not skrimshanked it
+that you ain't afraid, just the same as me.... Hold tight,
+sir,--she'll not be long now."
+
+The _padre_ ducked his head as a swell passed, but the sea had no crest
+now, the weather was certainly improving. "I don't say you're right," he
+said, "but I haven't time to bring you to my way of thinking now."
+
+The pinnace began to stand on end with a gurgling and bubbling of air
+from her bow. The two men slipped off on opposite sides, still holding
+the rough splintery keel between them.
+
+"Listen, Dunn--repeat this after me: 'Please God, I have done my best,
+and I'm not afraid to come to You.'"
+
+"'Please God, I've done my best, and I'm not afraid to come to You,'
+sir. Good-bye, sir."
+
+"Thank you, Dunn--good-bye."
+
+The sunset lit up the slope of a sea that looked majestically down on
+them, and flashed on something behind it. As they looked the wet grey
+conning-tower of a submarine showed barely fifty yards away. The
+startled sea pounded at her hull as she rose and grew, and a rush of
+spray shook out the folds of a limp and draggled White Ensign that
+hung from the after-stanchion of her bridge.
+
+
+
+
+A NAVAL DISCUSSION.
+
+
+The air was thick with smoke, and a half-circle of officers sat
+clustered round the stove in the smoking-room. True--there was no fire
+in the stove, but that did not count. A stove was a place you sat around
+and jerked cigarette ash at, or, if you were long enough, rested your
+heels on. The party consisted of six ship's officers and a guest. A few
+feet away a Bridge-party was in progress. It was the usual Naval party,
+and was composed of one man who could play, two who thought they could,
+and one who had come in in response to urgent demands to "make up a
+four," and who held no illusions about his own play or his partner's.
+However, he argued well, which was a help. The game appeared to go in
+spasms--a few minutes' peace punctuated only by subdued oaths, and then
+a cross-fire of abuse and recriminations--usually opened by the fourth
+player, who had somewhere learnt the wonderful feminine art of getting
+in first accusation, and then dodging his opponents' salvoes behind a
+smoke-screen of side-issues.
+
+The group by the stove were not in the least disturbed by the game
+behind them. They had heard Naval Bridge played before, and knew that
+it was only when the players became polite that trouble was in the
+offing. The talk, as always, was of the War, and swung with startling
+suddenness from one queer aspect to another. The Senior Engineer was
+leaning back in his chair, his pipe between his teeth, listening to
+the mixture of views and voices from either side of him.
+
+"What do they want this saluting order at all for? They're making
+everybody salute everybody in London now, and they say it isn't safe
+to walk down the Haymarket to the Admiralty, because the traffic
+stands to attention for you."
+
+"All damn nonsense. There's too much saluting--that sort, I mean--and
+there's too little of the other sort. Let's have an order that every
+civilian must salute a wounded man, or a man with a wound stripe, and
+then I'll take Provost-Marshal and see it done."
+
+"They'd chuck their hands in. They're all talking of Democracy now,
+and a wounded man would count as a gilded autocrat."
+
+"Democracy, my foot! I know their sort of Democracy. It's like
+Russia's special brand--do as you please, and make all you can for
+yourself. A civilian's no good till he's a conscript or done his time
+in the Territorials. If they want democracy they can come here. This
+is the most democratic Service in the world."
+
+"But you can't run down civilians over this war; why--the whole Army's
+civilian now. They haven't done so badly, though they had to wait for
+war before they moved."
+
+"Whose fault was it they didn't help before? It wasn't ours. But
+that's just what I'm saying. They're all right once they've been
+drilled, but no damn good till they have been. We ought to put the
+whole lot through a short course of drill and a week of trench work,
+and let them go again."
+
+The guest's voice broke in--"You mean, I take it, that the people who
+are going to make the peace are the people who have not yet learnt
+discipline?"
+
+"Yes, sir--that's about it. They haven't learnt to think for their
+side instead of their own private ends."
+
+"Call 'em politicians and have done with it, Pongo!"
+
+"Well, they are--aren't they? They get the politicians they like, and
+they appoint men of their own sort, so they are all politicians really."
+
+"Well, I think that's being rather hard on them. They have to take the
+men the party whips gave them. I think they're a poor lot, but I
+wouldn't call them politicians."
+
+The guest moved uneasily. "I don't quite see your point," he said. "Is
+the term 'politician' one of reproach or praise? I once stood for my
+local constituency and----"
+
+The young officer with his heels on the stove gave a sudden snort.
+"Don't you believe him, he's pulling your legs--so don't apologise.
+He's no politician, anyway."
+
+The guest laughed. "Well, I'm not in politics now," he said. "What is
+your definition of this strange animal?"
+
+There was a pause, and then a cautious reply, "Well, he's an M.P."
+
+"But I know some very charming M.P.'s--are they all politicians?"
+
+"Oh no, sir. They're different. It's a question of standards, really."
+
+"Ah, but what are the standards?"
+
+"Well, you see--we have one--and civilians have another, business
+people and so on, and then there's the politicians."
+
+"You ought to write a dictionary, Pongo--you snub-nosed old shell-back.
+No, I ain't scrapping, and if you get up I'll take your chair."
+
+"Whose got a cigarette? No, not one of your stinkers--gimme one of
+yours, Guns."
+
+The officer addressed politely passed a cigarette across in his
+fingers, and turning in his chair beckoned to a marine servant who was
+just returning with an empty tray from the Bridge table.
+
+"A cigarette, please, waiter--and debit it to the account of my
+honourable friend Mr Maugham, here. I'll stop your cadging, Pongo--if
+I have to take on the tobacco accounts to do it."
+
+"Lucky there's no shortage of 'baccy, or all the armies would strike."
+
+"Well, that'd be one way to stop the war. You can't fight without it.
+Wish we had some tobacco shares. Some people must be making a lot."
+
+"Not so much as the food people."
+
+"I don't believe the food people do make so much. It's the world
+shortage that causes the trouble, not the prices--or rather one
+involves the other."
+
+"It isn't so much that. It's a rise of prices all round. Things get
+expensive, so the country strikes for higher wages and gets
+them--then prices go up because the sovereign has depreciated, and
+they strike again. It goes on in a vicious circle."
+
+"Can't be a circle--because that's progression. You've got to get to a
+smash in time."
+
+"Yes, it means there'll be just as much cash in the world, but every
+one will be poor. Cash isn't wealth--work is wealth, and all work
+nowadays is wasted. We're chucking it into the air in Flanders."
+
+"Well, we'll last out this war, and then have to lash out."
+
+"Oh yes--there'll be room to lash out in, too. We'll be back in
+Elizabeth's days--lots of room for every one, but no capital."
+
+"So long as there are no Huns we'll be happy, so what's the odds? Give
+us a match."
+
+"Well, I want a few Huns left to compare notes with after this. It
+would be dull to hear our own side only. One couldn't meet their Army,
+of course, but their Navy's not so bad. They've tried to fight clean,
+at any rate, and they fight good and 'earty. Yes, I know about Fritz,
+but if you had orders to torpedo liners, wouldn't you do it? 'Course
+you would, if you were told they were carrying munitions and you were
+saving your country by it. There are Fritzes who _like_ it, certainly,
+but we have to give the others the benefit of the doubt."
+
+"Well, I'd like to read their logs and so on after the war, though
+we'll be so damn sick of all the truck they'll publish here when the
+Censor pays off that we wont want to read much of anything."
+
+"It isn't the stuff just after the war one would like to read. I'd
+like to be alive in a hundred years to read the truth."
+
+"Well, you wont be if you knock my drink over with your hairy
+hoofs--sit still!"
+
+"It'd do you good if I did knock it over--your hoary-headed old rip.
+Guns, do you think they'll have raised our pay in a hundred years'
+time?"
+
+"I doubt it. They'll pay off the Navy and economise as soon as peace
+is signed--"
+
+"--And we'll have another war on our hands inside six months--we
+always do; we've always retrenched after a war, and then had to give
+bonuses to get the men back inside a year."
+
+"Well, they'll pay off the battleships, anyway--and only keep the fast
+cruisers and the submarines."
+
+"You and your submarines! Have you heard from your brother lately?"
+
+"Yes, he tells me if I'm going to join I've got to remember it's the
+greatest honour to be--half a sec., I've got the letter here--to be
+alive and able to get into the greatest and most efficient Service of
+the Greatest Navy the world has ever seen, in the Greatest event in
+History since the Moon broke off."
+
+There was a two seconds' silence (which is long for a Naval
+discussion), then--
+
+"Well, cutting out the swollen-headed tosh about the Greatest Service,
+which I take it he means to refer to submarines, I don't know that
+he's far wrong."
+
+"Well, I suppose we shall have our pasts and presents all looked up,
+and that people at the U.S. Institution will argue about us like they
+did a few years ago about Trafalgar."
+
+"No fear. They'll all be peaceful then, and we'll be barbarians, and
+not to be spoken of."
+
+"Barbarian, my foot! We're the cleanest lot in England, and the
+English are cleaner than most races."
+
+"Do you think there'll be another battle?"
+
+"Oh, help! If that cag's going to start, I'm off. Good-night, sir."
+
+"I must go too, Jim," said the guest, with a startled glance at the
+clock. "Where did I leave my coat?"
+
+The Senior Engineer rose and followed them out, hearing as he passed
+through the door an unwearying voice by the stove--"I know a chap on
+Beatty's staff, and he says they'll fight next spring or summer."
+
+
+
+
+THE GUNLAYER.
+
+
+"_Hit first--hit hard--and keep on hitting_, is a good rule, but what
+I want to impress on you is that in this war the last part of that
+rule is the most important. The enemy shoots remarkably well--at a
+target--but he does not appear to stand punishment well himself. It is
+remarkable how the German shooting falls off once he gets a few big
+shells aboard him, and up to date it has been noticeable that our own
+practice is, up to a certain point, improved by our being hit. It is
+just a matter of sticking power...."
+
+The Gunnery Lieutenant paused in his lecture and sighed. "Would these
+pasty-faced beggars stick it?" He had had a week to train the
+crew--most of them raw hands--of the latest and fastest light
+cruiser, into a semblance of war efficiency, and the effort was tiring
+him. They were so very new and unintelligent, and he had had to go
+over the A B C of gunnery with them as if they had never been through
+their course before joining. Seven bells struck, and he dismissed the
+class and sent them shuffling and elbowing out of the flat.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+They had been stationed at the guns three hours and had seen nothing.
+This was their second day out, and the first nervousness and feeling
+of shyness at being in enemy waters was wearing off. The mist that had
+been with them since dawn was clearing away too, and the gunlayer of
+No. Five straightened his back and stretched himself against the
+shield. This was a silly game, he decided. Two cables astern the
+knife-edge stem of a sister ship was parting their wake into two
+creamy undulating waves which seemed to spoil the mirror-like surface
+of what the German wireless has with inimitable humour termed "The
+fringe of the English barred zone," or as their Lordships more drily
+put it, "The mouth of the Bight."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The gunlayer spat carefully over the side and felt in his cap-rim for
+a cigarette. He calculated that he would make the "fag," with care,
+last till breakfast. Fourteen days in commission had at any rate
+taught him that the art of shortening up the frequent spells of
+boredom consisted in a judicious mixture of tobacco and thinking, and
+as smoking was barred under heavy penalties during the dark hours, his
+brain had been somewhat overworked since four. As he fumbled for his
+matches he froze suddenly still as a bugle blared "Action stations!"
+from the bridge above him. He heard the beginnings of the clatter of
+men closing up and the hum of activity along the deck, but till the
+cold shiver had passed from him he could not move. His one idea was
+that this was _real_, and he would give anything to be out of it. Then
+in a flash he was at his sights, his hands on the focussing-ring and
+his head close up to the telescope, in fear that others might see
+something in his face that he did not want them to see. For exactly
+the same reasons some hundred other men on the upper deck were
+becoming feverishly busy, but before the last note of the bugle had
+died the guns' crews were over their stage fright, and were, with
+perhaps a little more care and intelligence than they had shown at
+drill, closing up to their guns.
+
+The gunlayer of No. Five stepped to one side and looked out on the
+beam. The mists had cleared, and far to the east he could see a line
+of little smoke puffs that could only mean one thing--ships in station
+and burning high-speed fuel. The cruiser heeled a little, and the
+smoke dots swung from abeam to nearly ahead as she turned, and he lost
+sight of them behind the shield of the next gun. He wanted to go
+forward and watch them. It seemed worse to have it hanging over him
+like this. He did not know if he would be quite ready if the ship
+turned suddenly to bring his gun to bear and he should see the enemy
+at close range, and no longer as little brown smoke blurs.
+
+The sight-setter, a boy of seventeen, spoke to him and he looked round.
+The boy's face was rather white, and his lips trembled a little. The
+gunlayer woke up at the sight, and broke into a pleased grin.
+
+"Only little beggars," he said, "hardly enough to make a mouthful.
+Don't you make no blinkin' errors this morning, my lad, or I'll land
+you one you'll be proud of!"
+
+The speech cheered him up, and he began to believe he _might_ come out
+of it alive--with luck. The ship was travelling now. The white water
+raced past at a dizzy speed, and a great sloping V of bubbling foam
+followed them fifty yards astern. Every few seconds a quivering
+vibration started from forward and travelled through the
+hull--reminding him of a terrier waiting at a rat-hole. He wanted to
+smoke--there would be just time for a cigarette--but although he was
+afraid of death, he was afraid of the Gunnery Lieutenant more. He
+snuggled down to the shoulder-piece and began working his elevating
+wheel slowly. There was little roll on the ship, and he realised
+thankfully that there was going to be no difficulty about keeping his
+sights on. The oblong port in the shield through which his telescope
+passed worried him: it seemed so unnecessarily big. That was just like
+the Admiralty designers, he thought--so long as they didn't have to
+stand behind the hole they didn't care how big it was. Why, it would
+let a six-inch shell through! He felt quite a grievance about it.
+Then, with a heel and an increase of vibration the ship turned. Lord!
+there they were--one--two--three--four--five of them--going like
+smoke, too. He pressed close to his telescope, and the enemy sprang
+into view--many times magnified. The boy sight-setter in a cracked
+voice repeated an order, and he heard the quick shuffle of feet and
+the word "Ready" come like a whip-crack from behind him. The leading
+enemy danced in the heat-haze as his telescope swayed up and down her
+foremast. It all depended on him and a few others now. The
+responsibility worried him. The gun's crew behind him were invisible,
+but he felt that their eyes were glued to his back, and that they were
+wondering if he was going to make good.
+
+Boom--Br-r-room--Boom! That was the next ahead. It sounded a rotten
+salvo. Was she ranging--or would they all start now? He saw no
+splashes by the ship in his sights. Was it a complete miss, or was it
+fired at another enemy?
+
+Boom--B-r-_room_! That was a better one. Weren't _they_ going to do
+anything? As he wondered, the enemy cruiser flashed like a red helio,
+and he gasped in admiration at the simultaneous firing of her battery.
+A great sheet of white shut out the view in his telescope, and a
+deafening crack announced the bursting of a short salvo. _Wow_-ooo!
+Something whined overhead, and his own gun spoke--rocking the shield,
+and making him flinch from the sights. _Gawd!_ had he fired with the
+sights on, or were his eyes shut? Anyhow, the men behind him did not
+seem to notice anything wrong. The breech slammed viciously, and the
+word "Ready" came on the instant. "_Clang_"--something hit the shield
+and glanced upwards as his gun spoke again. He knew he hadn't had the
+sights on then--he hadn't been ready,--how the hell could a man keep
+the sights on with this going on? Behind him a man began a scream, a
+scream which was cut short suddenly with the crack of a bursting H.E.
+shell and the whistle and wail of splinters. Gawd! this was
+chronic--the ship must be getting it thick. The enemy swung into his
+telescope field again, and he saw the throbbing flame jerk out and
+vanish from her upper deck.
+
+B-r-r-_oom_! That was a better salvo. He must have been on the spot
+that time--another one--no, he was aiming high then. Still, it didn't
+matter. They'd all be dead soon and nobody would know who'd fired well
+or badly. Right abreast the enemy's bridge a great spout of water shot
+up, and behind it he saw the yellow sheet of flame that told of half
+a broadside going home. "He _must_ keep his sights on"--"_Must_ keep
+his sights on." His gun rocked as it fired, and he swore under his
+breath at the delay before the crew reloaded. Were they all wounded?
+They might be--as he estimated at least three full salvoes had been
+aboard since the first shot. The enemy swung out of his field of view
+again, and he took his eye from the telescope a moment. What the hell
+was the ship turning for? The flagship must be crazy--just when we
+were hitting, too. He froze to his eye-piece again, and saw the
+familiar bridge and curved stem of his target as before. A haze of
+purplish-grey smoke was over her forecastle, and as he fired again he
+saw the flash of another salvo along her side. What was it "Guns" had
+said? _The one that sticks it out._ Why couldn't they load quicker
+behind him? They seemed so slow. The target vanished suddenly in a
+pall of brown smoke, and he lost her for a moment, his sights swinging
+down with the gentle motion of the ship. He saw splashes rise from the
+sea, but heard no whine and hum of splinters following. There she was
+again! And there was another salvo in the same place. A voice from
+behind him said something, and he barked a profane response,--a demand
+for quicker loading. The voice replied with, "Stick it, Jerry--you're
+givin' 'er bloody 'ell!" And he realised suddenly that the hitting now
+seemed to be all one way, and that his target was on fire from the bow
+to the forward funnel. His sights swung off again, and a moment later
+his gun brought up against the forward stops with a bump. He raised
+his head and looked round. Their next astern was on the quarter now,
+and they must have all turned together towards the enemy. The bow gun
+still banged away, sending blasts of hot air back along the deck, but
+no reply seemed to be coming. The gunlayer scrambled up on the shield
+and looked ahead to the east. A blur of smoke hid the enemy--a great
+brown greasy cloud--and he dropped on his knee to the heel that
+announced another change of helm. Round they came--sixteen points--and
+he had a view of the Flagship, with a long signal hoist at her
+masthead, tearing past in her own wake.
+
+"What the hell--ain't we going to finish it? What's the game?" a
+chorus of voices spoke from the deck below him, and then came the
+"still" of a bugle and the pipe, "Sponge out and clean guns--clear up
+upper deck. Enemy is under the guns of Heligoland."
+
+"Well, who cares for Heligoland?" said the gunlayer--and on the words
+he came down from his perch on the gunshield with a run. A roar like a
+twelve-inch salvo and a huge column of tumbling water a hundred yards
+on the beam had answered him. The next shell pitched in their
+wake--then another well astern, and they were out of range. He
+suddenly realised that he was thirstier than he had ever been before,
+and started forward to the water-tank. As he moved, a hand clutched
+his arm and he found the boy sight-setter at his side, a fountain of
+words, dancing with excitement.
+
+"My Christ! that was fine. _Gawd_--what a show, hey? An' you that
+cool, too. I didn't 'alf shake, till I looked at you, an' saw you was
+laughin'. We didn't 'alf brown 'em off, did we? an' they----"
+
+"Aw, go chase yerself," said the gunlayer. "That weren't nothing. Wait
+till you sees a battle, my son--and you won't think nothing o' to-day."
+
+As he turned to lift the drinking-cup he glanced at the clock and saw
+with amazement that it was seven-fifteen. With a vague memory of
+having done so before, he fumbled in his cap-lining for a cigarette.
+
+
+
+
+A WAGE SLAVE.
+
+
+The Coxswain nodded to the boy messenger and reached for his cap.
+
+"All right, my lad--'ook me down that lammy. What's the panic, d'ye
+know?"
+
+"No, _I_ dunno. Sez 'e, 'Tell 'im to come up. I want 'im at the
+wheel,' 'e sez. An' I come along an'----"
+
+"All right--'ook it, and don't stand there blowin' down my neck."
+
+The Coxswain jerked his "lammy" coat on, and clumped heavily out of
+the mess, chewing a section of ship's biscuit (carefully and
+cunningly--for the shortage of teeth among torpedo coxswains amounts
+almost to a badge of office) as he went.
+
+"What's up, Jim--steam tattics?" asked the Torpedo Gunner's
+Mate--another Lower Deck Olympian--looking up from a three-day-old
+'Telegraph.'
+
+The Coxswain grunted in response. It is not the custom of the Service
+to answer silly questions. The reason the question was asked at all
+may be put down to the fact of the 'Telegraph' being not only old but
+empty of interest.
+
+As he reached the upper deck he buttoned his coat and felt in his
+pockets for his mittens. It was very cold--a cold accentuated by the
+wind of the Destroyer's passage. There was no sea, but it was
+pitch-dark, with a glint of phosphorus from water broken by the wakes
+of six "war-built" T.B.D.'s running in line ahead at an easy
+twenty-four knots. The Coxswain could never, in all probability, have
+explained his reasoning, though the fact that the speed had been
+increased was noticeable; but he knew, as he swung up the ladders to
+the unseen fore-bridge, that he had not been sent for a mere
+alteration of course. His brain must have received some telepathic
+wave from the ship's hull which told him that the enemy had had
+something to do with the break in his watch below.
+
+His sea-boots ceased their noisy clumping as he reached the bridge,
+and he was standing by the helmsman with a hand on the wheel before
+the man had noticed his arrival. With an interrogative grunt he
+stepped to the steering pedestal as the man moved aside, and he stood
+peering at the dimly lit compass card, and moving the wheel a spoke or
+two each way as he "felt" her.
+
+"North Seventy East--carryin' a little starboard," said the dark
+figure beside him, and he accepted the "Turn-over" with another
+characteristic growl--
+
+"That you, Pember? Follow the next ahead and steer small." The
+Commander had spoken, the white gleam from his scarf showing for a
+moment in the reflected compass light.
+
+"Next ahead and steer small, sir." He leaned forward and watched the
+blue-white fan of phosphorus that meant the stern-wave of the next
+ship. Low voices spoke beside him, and the telegraphs whirred round
+and reply-gongs tinkled. Half, or perhaps a quarter, of his brain
+noticed these things, but they were instantly pigeon-holed and
+forgotten. He was at his job, and his job was to hold his course on
+the next ahead. Without an order, nothing but death would cause him to
+let his attention wander from his business. He heard the
+sub-lieutenant a few feet distant crooning in a mournful voice--
+
+ "How many miles to Babylon?"
+ "Three score and ten."
+
+The back of his brain seized the words and turned them over and over.
+Babylon was in the Bible--he wasn't sure where it was on the map
+though. How much was three score and ten? Three twenties were sixty,
+and--"_Action Stations_"--Babylon slid into a pigeon-hole, and he
+relaxed for a second from his rigid concentration on the next ahead.
+He straightened up, stretching his long gaunt body, and a suspicion
+of a smile lit his face. Then he resumed his peering, puckered
+attitude, oblivious to everything but that phosphorescent glow ahead.
+The glow broadened and brightened, and he felt the quiver beneath his
+feet that told of a speed that contractors of three years ago would
+have gaped at. A vivid flash of yellow light lit up the next ahead and
+showed her bridge and funnels with startling clearness against the
+sky. By the same flash he saw another big destroyer on the bow
+crossing the line from starboard to port. His own bow gun fired at the
+instant the detonations of the first shots reached him, and in the
+midst of the tearing reports of a round dozen of high-velocity guns,
+by some miracle of concentration, he heard a helm order from the white
+scarf six feet away. The little fifteen-inch wheel whirled under his
+hand, and with a complaining quiver and roll the destroyer swung after
+her leader to port. In the light of a continually increasing number of
+gun-flashes he saw the next ahead running "Yard-arm to Yard-arm" with
+a long German destroyer, each slamming shell into the other at furious
+speed. He gave a side-glance to starboard to look for his opposite
+number on the enemy line--and then came one of those incidents which
+show that the Navy trains men into the same mental groove, whether
+officers or coxswains.
+
+The enemy destroyer was just turning up to show her port broadside.
+She was carrying "Hard-over" helm, and her wheel could hardly reverse
+in the time that would be necessary if----. The coxswain anticipated
+the order he knew would come--anticipated it to the extent of a mere
+fraction of port-helm and a savage grip of the wheel. The order came
+in a voice that no amount of gun-fire could prevent the coxswain from
+hearing just then. "_Hard-a-port!_ _Ram her_, coxswain!" The enemy saw
+and tried to meet the charge bow-on. There was no room between them
+for that, and he knew it. His guns did his best for him, but a man
+intent on his job takes a lot of killing at short range. Two shells
+hit and burst below the bridge, and the third--the coxswain swung
+round the binnacle, gripping the rim with his left hand. His right
+hand still held the wheel, and spun it through a full turn of
+starboard helm. The stiffened razor-edge bow took the enemy at the
+break of the poop, and went clean through before crushing back to the
+fore bulkhead. At the impact the shattered coxswain slipped forward on
+the deck and died with a smashing, splintering noise in his ears--the
+tribute of war to an artist whose work was done.
+
+
+
+
+AN "ANNUAL."
+
+
+A grey drizzly morning, with yellow fog to seaward and every prospect
+of a really wet day. At each side of the black basin gates stood a
+little group of men, the majority "Dockyard mateys" of the rigger's
+party. A few wore the insignia of higher rank--bowler hats and
+watch-chains. The bowler hats conferred together in low voices, while
+the rank and file conferred not at all, but stared solemnly out at the
+wall of mist that cut the visibility in the harbour down to a bare
+four hundred yards.
+
+Round the corner of the rigger's store two uniformed figures appeared
+walking briskly towards the basin entrance. Both wore overcoats. The
+shorter man was grey where the hair showed beneath his gold-peaked
+cap, while the pale face and "washed-out" look of the younger man
+indicated that the hospital ship which took him away from Gallipoli
+had done so none too soon.
+
+As they approached, one of the bowler-wearers detached himself from
+the group and spoke to the senior of the two. There was a
+three-cornered comparison of watches and then a move to the wall, over
+the edge of which they gazed down at the slowly moving yellow water.
+
+"We'll give her another quarter of an hour, Mr Johnson, and then pack
+up," said the officer. "I think it has cleared a little since six, and
+I know they'll bring her up if they possibly can."
+
+Through the medley of horns, syrens, and whistles that had been
+sounding through the fog, four short blasts caught the ear of a rigger
+who leaned against the outward capstan bollard. He lounged forward a
+couple of paces, and the men nearest looked round at him with a
+symptom of interest. The blasts sounded again, and he turned and
+looked at the foreman rigger behind him. The foreman nodded and spoke
+and the group separated a little, some of the men picking up long
+flexible "heaving-lines" coiled in neat rings on the cobble-stones.
+
+"She's coming, sir," said the foreman, turning to the King's
+Harbourmaster; "she'll just do it nicely. That was the new tug's
+whistle."
+
+A couple of capstan bollards began to clatter round as steam was
+turned on and a heavy wooden fender swung with a crash over the
+rounded edge of each entrance wall. The mist was clearing now, and the
+traffic in the harbour could be dimly seen. A foreman pointed to
+seaward, and the younger officer followed his arm with his tired eyes.
+Over the fog a slender dark line showed with a blurred foretop below.
+The unmistakable tripod mast of a big ship showed gradually through,
+and as he watched he was reminded of a magic-lantern picture out of
+focus being gradually brought into definition by the operator. The
+mist cleared faster than she approached, and at a quarter of a mile
+he could see the great looming bow surmounted by tier on tier of
+bridges, which mounted almost to the high overhanging top. She crawled
+slowly on, using her own engines, the hawsers leading to the furiously
+agitated paddle tugs on bow and quarter sweeping slack along the
+stream. On the tall "monkey's island" a group of figures clustered
+together, and the gleam of gold-peaked caps showed among the blue
+overcoats. At half a cable's length the voices of the leadsmen,
+inarticulate and faint before, could be clearly heard. "And a
+_ha-a-a-f_ nine"--"and a _ha-a-a-f_ nine." The bow tugs sheered off to
+each side, and whistles blew shrilly. The heavy bow hawsers fell
+splashing in the water, and the jingle of engine-room telegraph bells
+echoed up the walls of the entrance. A couple of dingy black "rigger"
+boats, propelled "Maltee fashion," with the rowers standing facing
+forward, appeared between the dockyard wall and the great curved stem.
+Heaving-lines sailed through the air, uncoiling as they flew, and the
+boats rowed furiously back to the entrance. From somewhere aft by the
+turret a great bull voice spoke through a megaphone. The riggers at
+the entrance leapt into sudden activity, and for five minutes the din
+and clatter of capstans, shrilling of whistles, and splash of hawsers
+in the water broke the spell of silence. The noise died suddenly, and
+the note of telegraph bells came ringing again from the high grey
+monster. Slowly she gathered way, and to the clatter of the dockyard
+capstans as the slack of the hawsers was taken in, her forty-foot
+curved stem passed the black caisson gates. The two officers, the
+young and the old, stepped to the edge of the wall and looked across.
+Her stem had hit off the exact centre of the entrance, but there was a
+good two hundred yards of her to come yet. In dead silence, with
+groups of men fallen in at attention along her side, she flowed on,
+her speed a bare two knots, but a speed in keeping with her enormous
+bulk and majesty. As she entered, and the finer lines of her bow
+passed, she seemed to swell, till she almost filled the entrance, and
+it looked as if one could step aboard her from the lock-side. The eyes
+travelled from the mighty turret guns that glistened in the rain, and
+were attracted up and up till heads were tilted back to look at the
+highest bridge of all. A quiet incisive voice could be clearly heard:
+"Port ten"--"'Midships"--"Stop both." Again the "kling-kling" of bells
+and then silence. The grey-haired officer on the wall raised his hand
+in salute, and a tall grave captain, looking down from above, saluted
+in return, showing a flash of white teeth in a smile of recognition.
+
+As she passed the hawsers came with her, transferred from bollard to
+bollard by gangs of staggering men. The passage of her stern past the
+outer entrance seemed to break a spell, as if the hypnotism of
+hundreds of staring eyes had passed away. The caisson gates ground to
+with almost indecent haste behind her, as some castle portcullis might
+do as the last prisoner was dragged through. Whistles blew, answering
+each other across the oily, rain-pitted water of the basin, and to the
+_weeep we-ooo_ of pipes and the roar of the boatswains mates' voices,
+the lines of rigid men on the great ship's side broke up and fell
+back. She had left the open sea and had become "Number 955--for
+refit--in Dockyard hands."
+
+"How long is she for, sir? Ten days?"
+
+The grey-haired officer turned: "No, only eight. They want her back as
+soon as possible. Four days' leave to each watch and she'll be off
+again. You're looking cold, boy--come up to breakfast. That malaria
+hasn't left you yet."
+
+"I wish it would, sir. I want to get to sea again.
+
+"I know. It's not so bad to watch them come in, but it makes me feel
+old when I see them leaving again. But you needn't worry, the War's
+going on a long time yet."
+
+
+
+
+"OUR ANNUAL."
+
+
+ Up the well-remembered fairway, past the buoys and forts we drifted--
+ Saw the houses, roads, and churches, as they were a year ago.
+ Far astern were wars and battles, all the dreary clouds were lifted,
+ As we turned the Elbow Ledges--felt the engines ease to "Slow."
+
+ Rusty side and dingy paintwork, stripped for war and cleared for
+ battle--
+ Saw the harbour-tugs around us--smelt the English fields again,--
+ English fields and English hedges--sheep and horses, English cattle,
+ Like a screen unrolled before us, through the mist of English rain.
+
+ Slowly through the basin entrance--twenty thousand tons a-crawling
+ With a thousand men aboard her, all a-weary of the War--
+ Warped her round and laid alongside with the cobble-stones
+ a-calling--
+ "There's a special train awaiting, just for you to come ashore."
+
+ Out again as fell the evening, down the harbour in the gloaming
+ With the sailors on the fo'c'sle looking wistfully a-lee--
+ Just another year of waiting--just another year of roaming
+ For the Majesty of England--for the Freedom of the Sea.
+
+
+
+
+MASCOTS.
+
+
+ When the galleys of Ph[oe]nicia, through the gates of Hercules,
+ Steered South and West along the coast to seek the Tropic Seas,
+ When they rounded Cape Agulhas, putting out from Table Bay,
+ They started trading North again, as steamers do to-day.
+ They dealt in gold and ivory and ostrich feathers too,
+ With a little private trading by the officers and crew,
+ Till rounding Guardafui, steering up for Aden town,
+ The tall Ph[oe]nician Captain called the First Lieutenant down.
+ "By all the Tyrian purple robes that you will never wear,
+ By the Temples of Zimbabwe, by King Solomon I swear,
+ The ship is like a stable, like a Carthaginian sty.
+ I am Captain here--confound you!--or I'll know the reason why.
+ Every sailor in the galley has a monkey or a goat;
+ There are parrots in the eyes of her and serpents in the boat.
+ By the roaring fire of Baal, I'll not have it any more:
+ Heave them over by the sunset, or I'll hang you at the fore!"
+ "What is that, sir? _Not_ as cargo? _Not_ a bit of private trade?
+ Well, of all the dumbest idiots you're the dumbest ever made,
+ Standing there and looking silly: _leave the animals alone_."
+ (Sailors with a tropic liver always have a brutal tone.)
+ "By the crescent of Astarte, I am not religious--yet--
+ I would sooner spill the table salt than kill a sailor's pet."
+
+
+
+
+THE SPARROW.
+
+
+A perfectly calm blue sea, a blazing June sun, and absolutely nothing
+to break the monotony of a blank horizon. The sparrow was deadbeat,
+and was travelling slowly to the north and west on a zigzag course,
+about two hundred feet high. The sparrow had no right to be there at
+all. He hailed from a Yorkshire hedgerow, and nothing but a real
+three-day fog and westerly winds could have brought him over such a
+waste of waters. He had been flying in a circle all night, swerving at
+intervals down to the water in the vain hope of finding rest for his
+aching muscles. Now he was heading roughly towards his home with but
+slight hopes of ever reaching it.
+
+A faint droning noise to the north made him turn, and low over the
+straight-ruled horizon he saw a silvery-white line that every moment
+grew larger. He headed towards it, but at a mile range swerved away to
+pass astern of it. It was not an inviting object for even a lost
+sparrow to rest on. With engines running slow--so slowly that the
+blades of the great propellors could be easily seen--with a broad
+white-and-black ensign flapping lazily below and astern, the Zeppelin
+droned on to the south'ard, a thing of massive grace and beauty on
+such a perfect summer's day.
+
+With a vague idea that the monster might lead him home, the sparrow
+turned and followed. The Zeppelin slowly drew ahead and rose higher,
+while far to the south another monster rose over the skyline, black
+against the sun. The great craft passed each other and turned away,
+the first one heading back to the north whence he had come, and the
+second disappearing to the east, climbing slowly as he went.
+
+The sparrow turned also and fluttered and dipped in pathetic
+confidence after his first visitor. The fact of having seen
+_something_, however unpleasant and strange-looking, had given him a
+new access of strength, and he was able to keep the great silver thing
+in easy view. Suddenly the Zeppelin tilted like a hunter at a high
+fence, and the note of his engines rose to a dull roar. He climbed
+like--well, like a sparrow coming up to a house-top--and at three
+thousand feet he circled at full power, levelling off his angle, and
+showing a turn of speed which left the frightened bird gaping.
+
+The sparrow fluttered on vaguely, passing at 100 feet above the water,
+below the Zeppelin. He had decided that a pilot who played tricks like
+that was no sort of use to him, and that he had better stick to his
+original idea of working to the north and west, however lonely a
+course it might be. He swerved a little at a rushing, whistling noise
+that came from above him, and which grew to a terrifying note. A big
+dark object whipped past him, and a moment later splashed heavily into
+the mirror-like surface below. The rings made by its impact had
+hardly started to widen, when there was a great convulsion, and a
+column of smoky-white water leapt up behind him, followed by the roar
+of an explosion. The sparrow started to climb--to climb as he had
+never done in his life. Twice more--his weariness forgotten--he was
+urged to further efforts to gain height, by the shock of the great
+detonations from the water below. The Zeppelin was down to a thousand
+feet now, swinging round on a wider circle. Five hundred feet below,
+the sparrow saw a faint streak on the water which faded at one end
+into blue sea, and at the other narrowed to a little feather of spray
+round a dark point that was travelling like the fin of some slowly
+moving fish to the north-westward. The Zeppelin saw it too, and came
+hunting back along the line. Bang--bang--bang! Great columns shot up
+again ahead and astern of the strange fish, and away went the sparrow
+to the south once more. Any course was bad in this place, and it was
+better to die alone in the waters than to be pursued by such a
+monster of the air. As he went he heard more and more detonations
+behind him, until the noise of the droning engine had died, when he
+was again alone over the sparkling unfriendly sea. The exertions and
+alarm of the last hour had taken the last of his reserve forces, and
+in uneven flutterings his flight tended lower and lower, till he was a
+bare twenty feet from what he knew must be his grave. Then came a
+miracle of war. A bare quarter-mile ahead a thing like a tapering
+lance began to rise and grow from the water. It was followed by a grey
+black-lettered tower which also grew and showed a rounded grey hull,
+moving slowly south with a white band of froth spinning away astern. A
+lid on the tower clanged open, and two figures appeared. One raised
+something to his eye, and faced south. The other stood on the rail and
+pivoted slowly round, staring at sky and sea.
+
+"I wonder what the deuce he was bombing--bit of wreckage, I suppose,"
+said the man on the rail.
+
+"Well, it wasn't us anyway. The blind old baby-killer." The man with
+the sextant lowered it and fiddled with the shades. "_We've_ got no
+boats near, have we, sir?"
+
+"Not for donkeys' miles. I hope it was a Fritz, anyway. I say, look at
+that spadger!"
+
+"Where? I don't see it. Stand by. Stop, sir."
+
+"All right, I got you. Here, catch this watch. That spadger's gone
+down into the casing, and he'll drown if we dip with him there. Look
+out for those Zepps. coming back."
+
+The Captain swung quickly down the foreside of the conning-tower, ran
+forward and peered into the casing in the eyes of the boat.
+
+"Zepp. coming, sir,--north of us, just gone behind a bit of cloud."
+
+"Zepp. be damned. Ah! got you, you little beggar." He reached his arm
+into a coil of wet rope and rose triumphantly to his feet. The sparrow
+cheeped pitifully as he ran aft again and took the ladder in two
+jumps. He gave a glance astern and another all round the horizon
+before following his sextant-clutching subordinate below. The lid
+clanged, and with a sigh, a gurgle, and a flirt of her screws the
+submarine slid under, the blank and expressionless eye of her
+periscope staring fixedly at an unconscious but triumphant Zeppelin
+that was gliding out from a fleecy patch of cloud astern.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Here you are, Lizzie. Skipper said I was to let him go soon's we got
+in, but I just brought 'im to show you. We've 'ad 'im aboard five days
+now, and 'e can't 'alf eat biscuit. 'E's as full as 'e can 'old now.
+Open the window, old girl, and we'll let 'im out afore I starts
+'ugging yer."
+
+The lid of the cap-box opened wide and the sparrow hopped to the
+table. He raised his cramped wings and fluffed out his feathers as he
+felt his muscles again. There was a flutter and a flip of his impudent
+tail, and quicker than the eye could follow him the wanderer was gone.
+
+
+
+
+A WAR WEDDING.
+
+
+Old Bill Dane? Yes, he's married now. We got a week's refitting leave,
+and I've just been seeing him through it. Ye--es, there was a bit of a
+hitch when they were engaged, but----Well, I'll tell you the story. I
+saw most of it, because I was sort of doing second for him then too.
+You see, he and I got it rather in the neck in the August scrap, and
+we came out of hospital together. I had a smashed leg and he had a
+scalp wound. Nothing to write home about, but it didn't make any more
+of a Venus of him when it healed. They sent us on sick-leave, and we
+stayed with his people. His guvnor's the eye specialist, you know--got
+a home in town, and keeps the smell of iodoform in Harley Street, and
+doesn't let it come into the house. We were all right. We led the
+quiet life, and just pottered around, and saw the shows and so on. We
+gave the social life a miss until Bill's sister let us in. Bill didn't
+want to go, but she put it to me, and as I was sort of her guest I had
+to make him come. Who? The sister? Oh! all right, you know. Don't be a
+fool, or I won't tell you the yarn. Well, she took us poodlefaking,
+and it cost me a bit at Gieves' for new rig, too. It was about our
+third stunt that way when Bill got into trouble. We were at some bally
+great house belonging to a stockbroker or bookie or some one, and they
+were doing fox-trots up and down the drawing-room, and Bill and I were
+rather out of it. I was lame and he's no dancing man, unless it's just
+dressed in a towel or two to amuse guests in the wardroom when there's
+a bit of table-turning going on. Some woman came and told him he'd got
+to join up, and took him over to the girl. She was dressed regular
+war-flapper fashion, you know, like a Bank of Expectation cheque,
+except she hadn't got a top-hat on as some of them had lately. Most
+of 'em in the room were togged out like that, and Bill and I had just
+agreed we didn't go much on the style at all, but Bill is a proper
+lamb about women. He did one turn of the room with the girl, dancing a
+sort of Northern Union style, and then she stopped, and he brought her
+over to me and plumped her on the sofa between us. I think he wanted
+to see if I was laughing. She started on me at once, and asked me all
+about my leg and Bill's head, and talked like a Maxim. Asked me if we
+were great friends, and made me laugh. I said we had only forgathered
+because I had beaten him in the middle-weights in the Grand Fleet
+championships, and though I had never seen his face before, his left
+stop had touched my heart. She dropped me then--she thought I was
+pulling her leg--and turned to Bill, and then his sister took me off
+to get her tea. I didn't realise Bill was getting soft about it till
+his sister told me, though the fact of our going to tea and dinner at
+the girl's home that week had seemed funny to me at the time. The
+sister was rather pleased about it--said she knew the girl and liked
+her. I said I didn't think much of that sort, but she smoothed me down
+a bit. She thought that they would do each other good. I said Bill was
+such an old lamb he'd only get sloppy, and do what the girl told him;
+but she laughed. She told me I might know Jim in the ring, but I
+didn't know much about him otherwise. I was rather shirty at that, but
+I think now she was talking sense, though I didn't then. Well, Bill
+can get quite busy when he makes his mind up, and the way he rushed
+that girl was an education to watch. They were engaged in ten days
+from the first time we went to her house, and I don't think we missed
+seeing her for more than twelve hours in that time. I? Oh, I and the
+sister were chaperons. I didn't mind. I was sorry for Bill, but I
+wasn't going to spoil things for him if he was set on it.
+
+The girl's people were all right. They were rather the Society type,
+you know--thought London was capital of the world, and that a Gotha
+bomb in the West End ought to mean a new Commander-in-Chief to relieve
+Haig; but they were quite decent.
+
+The trouble? Well, I'm coming to that. It came about a week after they
+had announced the engagement. Old Bill had been getting a bit restive
+over things. You see, he had begun to wonder just where _he_ came into
+the business. He wanted to get the girl off by her lonesome to a
+desert island, and tell her what a peach she was, for the rest of her
+natural life; but the girl hadn't got an inkling of what he thought
+about it. He was towed round like a pet bear and told to enjoy
+himself, while people talked over his head. She was just a kid, and
+she didn't know. It seemed to her that being engaged was good fun, and
+getting married was a matter they could think about later, when she'd
+had time to consider it. She was all for the tango-tea and the latest
+drawing-room crazes. I didn't feel enthusiastic about his affairs, and
+I told the sister so; but she laughed about it all. I didn't. The
+girl, Hilda--her name was Hilda Conron--was just like a kid with a
+toy. She took him around and showed him off, and she went on quacking
+away to all her pals as if Bill wasn't in the room. She seemed to take
+it for granted he was going to join up with her crowd and learn to do
+the same tricks and talk the same patter as they did. Bill certainly
+tried; but they treated him like a fool, and he told me several times
+he felt like one. Well then, we came to the smash. Lord, it _was_ a
+queer show, and I'd sooner have had my leg off than have missed it. We
+were taken off to a charity auction, Red Cross or something, where
+they sold bits of A. A. shell with the Government marks on them as
+bits of Zepp. bombs, and Pekinese dogs for a hundred quid or so. After
+the sale, about twenty of the household and the guests that had paid
+most clustered round to add up the takings and drink tea and talk.
+Miss Conron had been selling things, and was dressed up to the nines.
+There was a bishop there, and some young staff officers and some
+civilians, M.P.'s, or editors or something like that. Old Bill was
+sitting with me and his sister, looking like a family lawyer at a
+funeral, and the girl was perched on a sofa with a lanky
+shopwalker-looking bloke alongside her. He was an indispensable of
+sorts--Secretary to the Minister of some bloomin' thing or other. He
+was the lad, I tell you,--sort of made you feel you were waiting on
+the mat when he talked. He was laying down the law about the War and
+all about it, and he talked like all the Angels at a Peace Conference.
+But it was the bishop that put his foot in the mulligatawny first. He
+agreed with the smooth-haired draper-man about the need of peace, but
+he said we should see that Germany provided suitable reparation for
+Belgium. Bill sat up and got red and stuttered, and said: "I don't
+think Germany or anybody can give Belgium back what she has lost."
+
+They all looked at Bill as if he had just dawned on them, and Bill
+looked more foolish. The draper-man shipped an eyeglass and looked him
+over like a new specimen. "Ah!" he said, "our naval friend? Perhaps
+you will tell us in what way you consider the War can be ended before
+the world comes to economic ruin. Must we wait until you have had your
+fill of fighting or have destroyed the High Sea Fleet?"
+
+Bill stood up and stopped looking silly. Miss Dane leaned back in her
+chair, and I heard her sigh as if she was pleased about something.
+
+"Never mind the High Sea Fleet," said Bill. "That's not your business
+to worry about. But as to 'fill of fighting,' you've said it there.
+When we've had our fill of fighting Germany will have had more, but
+we're a long way from that yet."
+
+The long stiff turned to Miss Conron. "Why, little Miss Hilda," he
+said, "your fiancé is charming. He should speak in the Park on Sundays
+and we would all come to listen."
+
+The girl got red and looked daggers at Bill. She didn't like his
+making a fool of himself, and she wanted him back in his chair again.
+The long man put a hand on her knee and spoke quietly to her, and she
+shook her head at him and laughed. That did it. My oath! that did it
+all right. Bill shrugged his shoulders back and took station in the
+outer ring of draper-worshippers, and spoke like a--a Demosthenes.
+
+"You blank, blank, blank," he said, "get off that sofa and get away
+from Miss Conron."
+
+The Bishop looked as if the end of the world had come and he was
+adrift with his cash accounts. The staff officers looked blank and the
+women got scary. I got up and took station on Bill's quarter in case
+any one got excited. The long man put up his glass again and showed
+symptoms of an approaching oration.
+
+"You stay then, you half-breed dog," said Bill; "I'm going to talk to
+you." Bill put his hands in his coat pockets and looked around. "Now
+listen," he said; "I'm talking for a lot of men who aren't here.
+_We're_ fighting this show, and there are some millions of us. Who
+are you to talk of War or Peace? By God, if you try and pack up we'll
+put you to work again. If you're going to compromise with Germany, we
+won't. Have you forgotten what the Germans can do? My oath, you make
+me sick. What can it matter if the nations are all broken and ruined
+so long as we smash Germany? _We_ don't want money and luxuries to
+fight on. Give us food and munitions till we have done what we started
+to do. You whining people--what do you know of it? Have you got no
+guts at all? Have you read the Bryce Report? Yes, I bet you have, and
+locked it away so that your women shouldn't see it. I tell you, it
+doesn't matter to us, and we're about four million men, if we are all
+killed so long as we kill eight million Huns. I know a sergeant who
+has killed five Prussian officers, and I think he's a real man, not
+like you. He took to it after he saw a five-year-old girl with her
+hands cut off hanging like a sucking-pig on a meat-hook in a wrecked
+French village. Doesn't that make you feel it? I tell you, if you
+play the fool behind our backs we'll take charge of you. Yes, Bishop,
+you'll keep up the good work in a munition factory, and you'll work
+hard too. If you can't be a patriot now, you will be when you've been
+caned across your lathe."
+
+They were as still as mice, and the rumble of traffic along Piccadilly
+sounded very loud. Miss Conron was as white as a sheet, and her eyes
+were staring as if she were scared to death. Bill took a long breath
+and went on--
+
+"I've tried to see your point of view while I've been among you, and I
+can't. I'm going to leave you and get back to my own lot. I'm giving
+up something I didn't think I could give up, but I won't join you just
+to get it. There are not so many of us as there are of you, but you'll
+do what you're told if we take charge. Most of us have seen dead men,
+and some of us have seen dead women. None of you have seen either, and
+you don't understand. You want to hide things away and pretend
+they're not there. They _are_ there, and they are going on wherever
+the Germans are, you fools. There's a man here who has been
+impertinent to me because he thinks I'm a fool. I'm a better man than
+any six of his sort, and I'm going to show him how. It will do the
+rest of you good to watch, because you haven't seen death yet, and a
+man with a bruise or two will seem a big thing to you. Come along, my
+sofa-king, you're for it."
+
+Bill walked up to him with his hands down and the women began to
+squeal. The draper-man was game. He took a step forward and swung his
+right. Bill hooked him under the chin and gave him the left in the
+stomach. The poor beggar backed off, taking a wicked upper-cut as he
+did so. As he straightened again Bill sent a couple of full swings to
+his head. He was going down, but Bill wouldn't let him. I think if he
+hadn't been so clever with Miss Conron on the sofa he would have got
+off fairly cheap, but a girl makes a lot of difference to any scrap.
+He took about six more before he hit the deck, and then he looked
+like a Belgian atrocity picture by Raemaekers. Bill came over to me
+and signalled his sister to the door. She moved off. My oath, she
+hadn't turned a hair--she's a sportsman. He looked across at Miss
+Conron, who was still on the sofa looking at the huddled figure in the
+middle of the carpet. "I'm going now, Hilda," he said; "your people
+aren't my people. I'm sorry."
+
+She never moved, but the colour had come back into her face again.
+Bill shrugged back his shoulders and turned his back, and we started
+for the door. Miss Dane was there, holding the handle and looking past
+us at the horrified group we had left. As we got almost up to her she
+smiled and came to Bill. She took him by the shoulders and turned him
+round, and I turned to see what she was looking at. Miss Conron was
+walking that sixty-foot plank after us, and I knew when I saw her face
+that she and Bill were going to be all right. She didn't say anything,
+and the four of us went out, and Bill kissed her in the hall in front
+of the servants. Trouble? No--not much. You see, Bill had had a scalp
+wound, and they put it all down to that. The draper-man didn't want to
+publish things much, and Miss Conron's father has got a bit of a pull.
+If he had no kick coming other people could shut up, and--oh yes!
+Sound as a bell--he wouldn't have got married otherwise. But, by gum,
+his sister was right--wasn't she?
+
+
+
+
+A HYMN OF DISGUST.
+
+
+ You wrote a pretty hymn of Hate,
+ That won the Kaiser's praise,
+ Which showed your nasty mental state,
+ And made us laugh for days.
+ I can't compete with such as you
+ In doggerel of mine,
+ But this is certain--_and_ it's true,
+ You bloody-handed swine--
+
+ We do not mouth a song of hate, or talk about you--much,
+ We do not mention things like you--it wouldn't be polite;
+ One doesn't talk in drawing-rooms of Prussian dirt and such,
+ We only want to kill you off--so roll along and fight.
+
+ For men like you with filthy minds, you leave a nasty taste,
+ We can't forget your triumphs with the girls you met in France.
+ By your standards of morality, gorillas would be chaste,
+ And you consummate your triumphs with the bayonet and the lance.
+
+ You give us mental pictures of your officers at play,
+ With naked girls a-dancing on the table as you dine,
+ With their mothers cut to pieces, in the knightly German way,
+ In the corners of the guard-room in a pool of blood and wine.
+
+ You had better stay in Germany, and never go abroad,
+ For wherever you may wander you will find your fame has gone,
+ For you are outcasts from the lists, with rust upon your sword--
+ The blood of many innocents--of children newly born.
+
+ You are bestial men and beastly, and we would not ask you home
+ To meet our wives and daughters, for we doubt that you are clean;
+ You will find your fame in front of you wherever you may roam,
+ You--who came through burning Belgium with the ladies for a screen.
+
+ You--who love to hear the screaming of a girl beneath the knife,
+ In the midst of your companions, with their craning, eager necks;
+ When you crown your German mercy, and you take a sobbing life--
+ You are not exactly gentlemen towards the gentle sex.
+
+ With your rapings in the market-place and slaughter of the weak,
+ With your gross and leering conduct, and your utter lack of shame,--
+ When we note in all your doings such a nasty yellow streak,
+ You show surprise at our disgust, and say you're not to blame.
+
+ We don't want any whinings, and we'd sooner wait for peace
+ Till you realise your position, and you know you whine in vain;
+ And you stand within a circle of the Cleaner World's Police,
+ And we goad you into charging--and we clean the world again.
+
+ For you should know that never shall you meet us as before,
+ That none will take you by the hand or greet you as a friend;
+ So stay with it, and finish it--who brought about the War--
+ And when you've paid for all you've done--well, that will be the End.
+
+
+
+
+THE "SPECIAL."
+
+
+She was not new, and nobody could call her handsome. She was evidently
+more accustomed to rough weather than paint, and her sloping
+forecastle and low freeboard were old-fashioned, to say the least of
+them. She jogged slowly along, rolling to a short beam sea, with an
+apologetic air, as if she felt ashamed of being what she was--a
+pre-war torpedo-boat on local patrol duty.
+
+She steered no particular course, and varied her speed capriciously as
+she beat up and down. Being in sight of the land--a grey, hard, low
+line to the westward--there was no need for accurate plotting of
+courses. On the bridge stood her Captain, a dark, lean, R.N.R.
+Lieutenant, pipe in mouth and hands in "lammy" pockets. The T.B. was
+rolling too much for any one to walk the tiny deck of the bridge; in
+fact, a landsman would have had difficulty in standing at all. He
+turned his head as his First Lieutenant swung up the little iron
+ladder behind him.
+
+"What's for lunch?" he asked, carefully knocking out his pipe on the
+rail before him.
+
+"The same," said his laconic subordinate, who was engaged in a rapid
+survey of the compass card, revolution indicator, and the horizon
+astern. The two stood side by side a moment looking out at the sea and
+sky to windward. "Any pickles?" said the Captain.
+
+"No, only mustard."
+
+The Captain sighed and turned to leave the bridge. The First Lieutenant
+pivoted suddenly--"It's better'n you and I had off the Horn in the
+_Harvester_. You'd 've been glad to get beef then, even if it was in a
+tin." He snorted, and turned forward again to look ahead. The Captain
+remained at the foot of the ladder, reading a signal handed to him by a
+waiting Boy Telegraphist. The argument on the subject of tinned beef had
+lasted a year already, and could be continued at leisure.
+
+The boy received the signal back and vanished below, while the Captain
+climbed slowly to the bridge again. He spoke to the man at the wheel,
+and himself moved the revolution indicator.
+
+"Panic?" said the First Lieutenant (neither of them seemed to use more
+than one word at a time, unless engaged in an argument).
+
+"Sure," was the reply. "Tell 'em to make that blinkin' stuff into
+sandwiches and send 'em up."
+
+The First Lieutenant went down the ladder in silence. The matter of
+the tinned beef was to him, as mess caterer, a continual sore point.
+
+The T.B. started on a more erratic course than before, tacking in long
+irregular stretches out to seaward. Smoke was showing up against the
+land astern, and there was a sense of stirring activity in the air.
+
+Two more torpedo-boats appeared suddenly from nowhere, hoists of
+coloured flags flying at their slender masts. The three hung on one
+course a moment, conferring, then spread fanwise and separated. The
+first boat turned back towards harbour and the growing smoke-puffs,
+which rapidly approached and showed more and more mine-sweepers coming
+out.
+
+A droning, humming noise made the Captain look up, and he pivoted slowly
+round, following with his eyes a big seaplane a thousand feet above him.
+
+As the sound of the engines died away, it seemed to start swelling
+again, as another machine appeared a mile abeam of them, and following
+the first.
+
+The T.B. swung round ahead of the leading sweepers, and turned back to
+seaward. Her speed was not great, but half an hour after the turn the
+sweepers were hull down astern. A small airship slipped out of a low
+cloud and droned away on the common course. Every type of small craft
+seemed to be going easterly, and the sea, which an hour ago had been
+almost blank, was now dotted with patrol ships of every queer kind
+and rig. From overhead it must have looked like a pack of hounds
+tumbling out of cover and spreading on a faint line. But, like the
+hounds, the floating pack was working to an end, and whatever the
+various courses steered, the whole was moving out to sea.
+
+The Boy Telegraphist hauled himself, panting, on to the bridge, and
+thrust a crumpled signal before the Captain's eyes. The Captain
+grunted and spoke shortly, and the boy dashed off below. A moment
+later the piping of calls sounded along the bare iron deck, and men in
+heavy sea-boots began to cluster aft and at the guns. The funnels sent
+out a protesting spout of brown smoke as the T.B. began to work up to
+her speed, and the choppy sea sent up a steady sheet of spray along
+her forecastle and over the crouching figures at the bow gun. The rest
+of the pack appeared to have caught the whimper too, for everything
+that could raise more than "Tramp's pace" was hurrying due east. A
+faint dull "boom" came drifting down wind as the First Lieutenant
+arrived on the bridge, and the two officers looked at each other in
+silence a moment.
+
+"Bomb, sir?" said the junior, showing an interest which almost made
+him conversational.
+
+"Sure thing," said the other. "She gave us the tip when she saw him,
+and that'll be one to put him under."
+
+"How far d'you think it was?"
+
+"Seven-eight mile. You all ready?"
+
+The First Lieutenant nodded and slipped down the ladder again. Three
+miles astern came a couple of white specks--the bow-waves of big
+destroyers pushed to their utmost power. The Captain studied them a
+moment with his binoculars, and gave a grunt which the helmsman
+rightly interpreted as one of satisfaction. Slow as she was, the old
+T.B. had a long start, and was going to be on the spot first. The dark
+was shutting down, and the shapes of the other T.B.'s on either beam
+were getting dim.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The night was starlit, and with the wind astern the T.B. made easy
+weather of it. The two officers leaned forward over the rail staring
+ahead towards the unseen land. Lights showed on either hand, and
+occasionally they swung past the dark squat shape of a lit trawler,
+also bound home.
+
+"Are you going to claim?" asked one of the watching figures. The other
+paused before replying--
+
+"We-ell," he said, "I'll just report. I think we shook him to the
+bunt, but it's no good claiming unless you can show prisoners, Iron
+Cross and all." Another ruminative pause. "Your people were smart on
+it--devilish smart." Another pause. "What's for dinner?"
+
+A dark mass ahead came into view, and turned slowly into a line of
+great ships coming towards them.
+
+The T.B. swung off to starboard, and slowed her engines. One by one
+they went past her--huge, silent, and scornful, while the T.B. rocked
+uneasily in the cross sea made by their wakes. The Captain watched
+them go, chewing the stem of his unlit pipe. They were the cause of
+the day's activity, but it was seldom he met them at close range
+except like this, in the dark on his way home.
+
+The line seemed endless, more and more dark hulls coming into view,
+and fading quickly into the dark again. As the last swung by the
+T.B.'s telegraph bells rang cheerfully, and she jogged off westward to
+where a faint low light flickered at intervals under the land.
+
+
+
+
+BETWEEN TIDES.
+
+
+A stranger, if suddenly transplanted to the spot, would have taken
+some time after opening his eyes to realise that the boat was
+submerged. He would probably decide at first that she was anchored in
+harbour. Far away forward, under an avenue of overhead electric lamps,
+figures could be seen--all either recumbent or seated--and from them
+the eye was led on till it lost its sense of distance in a narrowing
+perspective of wheels, pipes, and gauges. All the while there was a
+steady buzzing hum from slowly turning motors, and about every half
+minute there came a faint whir of gear wheels from away aft by the
+hydroplanes. From the bell-mouths of a cluster of voice-pipes a murmur
+of voices sounded--the conversation of officers by the periscope;
+while the ear, if close to the arched steel hull, could catch a
+bubbling, rippling noise--the voice of the North Sea passing overhead.
+
+The men stationed aft near the motors were not over-clean, and were
+certainly unshaven; some were asleep or reading (the literature carried
+and read by the crew would certainly have puzzled a librarian--it varied
+from 'Titbits' and 'John Bull' to 'Piers Plowman' and 'The Origin of
+Species'): a few were engaged in a heated discussion as they sat around
+a big torpedoman--the only man of the group actually on duty at the
+moment. His duties appeared only to consist in being awake and on the
+spot if wanted, and he was, as a matter of fact, fully occupied as one
+of the leading spirits in the argument.
+
+"Well, let's '_ear_ what you're getting at," he said. "We 'eard a lot
+of talk, but it don't go anywhere. You say you're a philosopher, but
+you don't know what you do mean."
+
+"_I_ know blanky well, but you can't understand me," said the
+engine-room artificer addressed. "Look here, now--you've got to die
+some time, haven't you?"
+
+"Granted, Professor."
+
+"Well, it's all arranged _now_ how you're to die, I say. It doesn't
+matter when or how it is, but it's all settled--see? And you don't
+know, and none of us know anything about it."
+
+"That's all very well--but 'oo is it knows, then? D'you mean God?"
+
+"No, I don't--I'm an atheist, I tell you. There's _something_ that
+arranges it all, but it ain't God."
+
+"Well, 'oo the 'ell is it, then--the Admiralty?"
+
+The Artificer leaned forward, his dark eyes alight and his face
+earnest as that of some medieval hermit. "I tell you," he said, "you
+can believe in God, or Buddha, or anything you like, but it's the same
+thing. Whatever it is, it doesn't care. It has it all ready and
+arranged--written out, if you like--and it will have to happen just
+so. It's pre--pre----"
+
+"Predestination." The deep voice came from the Leading Stoker on the
+bench beside him.
+
+"Predestination. No amount of praying's any good. It's no use going
+round crying to gods that aren't there to help you. You've got to go
+through it as it's written down."
+
+"Prayer's all right," said the Leading Stoker. "If you believe what
+you pray, you'll get it."
+
+"That's not true. Have you ever had it? Give us an instance now----"
+
+"I don't pray none, thank you. All the same, it's good for women and
+such that go in for it, like. It ain't the things that alter; it's
+yourself that does it. Ain't you never 'eard o' Christian Science?"
+
+"Yes; same as the Mormons, ain't it? Is that what you are?"
+
+"No, it ain't--an' I'm a Unitarian, same as you are."
+
+"I'm not--I'm a Baptist, same as my father was; but I don't believe in
+it."
+
+"Well, if you believe in one God, that's what you are."
+
+"But I'm telling you, I _don't_. Look here, now. I don't believe
+there's anything happens at all that wasn't all arranged first, and I
+know that nothing can alter it."
+
+"Well, 'oo laid it all down first go off, then?" said the Torpedoman.
+
+"Ah! I don't know and you don't know; but I tell you it wasn't God."
+
+"Well, 'e's a bigger man than me then, an' I takes me 'at off to 'im,
+'ooever it is. I tell yer, yer talkin' through yer neck. You say if
+you're going to be shot, there's a bullet about somewhere in some
+one's pouch with yer name writ on it. Ain't that it? Well, 'oo the
+'ell put yer name on it, then?"
+
+"It doesn't matter to me so long's it's there, does it?"
+
+"Well, if that was so, I'd like to know 'oo 'e was, so's I could pass
+'im the word not to 'ave the point filed off of it for me, anyway."
+
+"Well, you couldn't--and he couldn't alter it for you if he was there,
+either."
+
+The Torpedoman moved along the bench and twisted his head round till
+his ear was against one of the voice-pipes. The others sat silent and
+watched him with lazy interest.
+
+"We're takin' a dip," he said. "Thought I 'eard 'im say, 'Sixty
+feet.'" The faint rolling motion that had been noticeable before died
+away, and the boat seemed to have become even more peaceful and
+silent. The Leading Stoker leaned back against the hull and rested his
+head against the steel. From the starboard hand there came a faint
+murmur, which grew till the regular threshing beat of a propeller
+could be distinguished. The sound swelled till they could hear in its
+midst a separate piping, squeaking note. The ship passed on overhead,
+and the threshing sound passed with her and faded until again the
+steady purr of motors remained the only reminder of the fact that the
+boat was diving. They felt her tilt up a little by the bow as she
+climbed back to regain her patrol depth.
+
+"That's a tramp," said the Torpedoman; "nootral, I reckon."
+
+"Squeaky bearing, too," said the Artificer judicially. "Don't suppose
+he's looked at his thrust since he left port. What's the skipper want
+to go under her for?"
+
+"Save trouble, I s'pose; didn't want to alter helm for 'er. What was
+you talkin' of--yes, Kismet--that's the word I've been wantin' all
+along. You're a Mohammedan, you are?"
+
+"Aw, don't be a fool; I tell you I'm nothing."
+
+The fourth wakeful figure, another Torpedoman, spoke for the first
+time. "If you're nothing, and you think you're nothing, what the 'ell
+d'yer want to make such a fuss about it for?"
+
+"_I_ don't make a fuss. It's all you people who think you're something
+who make a fuss. You can't alter what's laid down, but you think you
+can. You fuss and panic to stave things off, but you're like chickens
+in a coop--you can't get out till your master lets you, and he can't
+understand what you say, and he wouldn't pay any attention to it if he
+did."
+
+The big Torpedoman put out a hand like a knotted oak-root and spoke--
+
+"You an' your Kismet," he said scornfully. "Look 'ere, now. This is
+Gospel, and _I'm_ tellin' of yer. S'pose there _is_ a bullet about
+with your name on it, but s'posing you shoot the other ---- first, and
+there's to 'ell with yer Kismet. Gawd 'elps those that 'elp
+themselves, I say. S'pose we 'it a Fritz now, under water--'oo's
+Kismet is it? Never mind 'oo's arranged it or 'oo's down in the book
+to go through it, the bloke that gets 'is doors closed first and 'as
+the best trained crew is goin' to come 'ome and spin the yarn about
+it. I say it may be written down as you say, but there's Someone
+'oldin' the book, an' 'e says: 'Cross off that boat this time,' 'e
+say. 'They've got the best lot aboard of 'em,' 'e'd say. Is it Kismet
+if yer thrust collars go? Are you goin' to stop oilin' 'em because
+it's in the book an' you can't alter it? Yer talkin' through yer neck.
+Call it luck, if yer like. It's luck if we 'it a mine, and it's luck
+if we don't; but if we met a Fritz to-night an' poop off the bow gun
+an' miss--that's goin' to be our blanky fault, an' you can call it
+any blanky name, but you won't alter it."
+
+"But you don't understand," said the Artificer. "I didn't----"
+
+"_Action Stations--Stand by all tubes._" The voice rang clearly from
+the mouth of the voice-pipe, and the group leapt into activity. For
+sixty seconds there was apparent pandemonium--the purr of the motors
+rose to a quick hum, and the long tunnel of the hull rang with noises,
+clatter and clang and hiss. The sounds stopped almost as suddenly as
+they had begun, and the voices of men reporting "Ready" could be heard
+beyond the high-pitched note of the motors.
+
+The big Torpedoman stretched across his tube to close a valve, and
+caught the eye of the fourth participant in the recent debate. "Say,
+Dusty," he whispered, "'_ere's_ Someone's Kismet--in this blanky tube,
+an' I reckon I ain't forgot the detonator in 'er nose, neither."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Captain lowered the periscope, his actions almost reverent in their
+artificial calm. He looked up at the navigating officer a few feet away
+and smiled. "Just turning to east," he said. "We'll be in range inside
+three minutes." He glanced fore and aft the boat and then back at his
+watch. "By gum," he said, "it's nice to have a good crew. I haven't had
+to give a single order, and I wouldn't change a man of 'em."
+
+
+
+
+LIGHT CAVALRY.
+
+
+I.
+
+Peter Mottin was an acting Sub-Lieutenant, but even acting
+Sub-Lieutenants from Whale Island may hunt if they can get the
+requisite day's leave and can muster the price of a hired mount. The
+hounds poured out of Creech Wood, and Mottin glowed with intense
+delight as his iron-mouthed horse took the rails in and out of the
+lane and followed the pack up the seventy-acre pasture from whence the
+holloa had come. It was late in a February afternoon, and most of the
+dispirited field had gone home, so that there was no crowd--and a
+February fox on a good scenting day is a customer worth waiting for.
+Mottin sat back as a five-foot cut and laid hedge grew nearer, and
+blessed the owner of his mount as the big black cleared the jump with
+half a foot to spare. Two more big fences, cut as level as a rule, and
+the field was down to six, with three Hunt servants. The fox was
+making for Hyden Wood, and scent was getting better every minute. A
+clattering canter through a farmyard, and Mottin followed the huntsman
+over a ramshackle gate on to grass again. The huntsman capped the
+tail-hounds on as he galloped, and Mottin realised that if they were
+going to kill before dark they would have to drive their fox fast.
+Riding to his right he saw Sangatte--a destroyer officer, whom he knew
+only by name, but whom he envied for the fact that he seemed able to
+hunt when he liked and could afford to keep his own horses. As they
+neared a ragged bullfinch hedge at the top of a long slope, he saw
+Sangatte put on speed and take it right in the middle, head down and
+forearm across his eyes. Mottin eased his horse to give the huntsman
+room at the gate in the left-hand corner. The pilot's horse rapped the
+top bar slightly, and as Mottin settled himself for the leap, he saw
+the gate begin to swing open away from him. There was no time to
+change his mind--he decided he must jump big and trust to luck, but
+the black horse failed him. The hireling knew enough to think for
+himself, and seeing the gate begin to swing, decided that a shorter
+stride would be safer. The disagreement resulted--as such differences
+of opinion are liable to do--in a crash of breaking wood and a
+whirling, stunning fall. Mottin rose shakily on one leg, feeling as if
+the ankle of the other was being drilled with red-hot needles, and
+swore at the black horse as it galloped with trailing bridle down the
+long stubble field towards Soberton Down. He saw Sangatte look back
+and then wrench his brown mare round to ride off the hireling as it
+passed. He caught the dangling reins and swung both horses round, and
+came hurrying and impatient back. As he arrived he checked the mare
+and turned in his saddle to watch the receding pack.
+
+"Come on," he said. "_Quick_--you'll catch 'em at Hyden." He turned
+to look at Mottin by the gate-post, in irritation at feeling no snatch
+at the black horse's rein. His face fell slightly. "Hullo--hurt?" he
+said, and leapt from his mare.
+
+"Go on. Don't wait. Go _on_," said Mottin. "I'll be all right. You get
+on--it's only my ankle."
+
+"Damn painful too, I expect. I'm not going on. They'll be at Butser
+before I could catch them now, and I bet they whip off in the dark."
+He threw the reins over the mare's head and left her standing. "Now,"
+he said. "It's your left ankle; come here to the near side, and put
+your left knee on my hands and jump for it."
+
+Mottin complied, and to the accompaniment of a grunt and a
+pain-expelled oath arrived back in the muddy saddle.
+
+"I say, this is good of you--you know," he said; "but you've----"
+
+"Cut it out--it won't be anything of a run, anyway," lied Sangatte
+gloomily.
+
+"Come along--it's only three miles to Droxford, but you'll have to
+walk all the way, and we'd better get on."...
+
+
+II.
+
+The big seaplane circled low over the harbour and then headed seaward,
+climbing slowly. There were two men aboard--a young Sub-Lieutenant as
+pilot and Mottin as observer. Mottin sat crouched low and leaning
+forward as he studied the chart-holder before him and scratched times
+and notes in his log-book. They were off on a routine patrol, but
+there was the additional interest to the trip that on "information
+received" they were to pay a little more attention than usual to a
+particular locality.
+
+From his seat Mottin could see nothing of the pilot but his head and
+shoulders--a back view only, and that obscured by swathings of leather
+and wool. The two men's heads were joined by a cumbersome arrangement
+of listeners and tubes which, theoretically, made conversation
+practicable. As a matter of fact, the invariable rule of repeating
+every observation twice, and of adding embroidery to each repetition,
+pointed to a discrepancy between the theory and practice of the
+instrument. The machine was a big one, and its engines were in
+proportion. The accommodation in the broad fuselage was considerable,
+but on the present trip the missing units of the crew were accounted
+for by an equal weight of extra petrol and T.N.T. "eggs."
+
+The morning had been hazy and they had delayed their start till nearly
+noon. It was not as clear as it might be even then, for in a quarter
+of an hour from leaving the slip the land was out of sight astern. At
+a thousand feet the pilot levelled off and ceased to climb. He flew
+mechanically, his head bent down to stare at the compass-card. At
+times he fiddled with air and throttle, twisting his head to watch the
+revolution indicator. The occasional bumping and rocking of the
+machine he corrected automatically without looking up. He had long ago
+arrived at the state of airmanship which makes a pilot into a
+sensitive inclinometer, acting every way at once.
+
+Mottin finished his scribbling and sat up to look round. He raised
+himself till he sat on the back of his seat, and began to sweep the
+sea and horizon with a pair of large-field glasses. The wind roared
+past him, pressing his arm to his side as he faced to one side or the
+other, and making him strain the heavy glasses close to his eyes to
+keep them steady. An hour after starting he touched the pilot on the
+shoulder and shouted into his own transmitter. He waited a few seconds
+and shouted again, with the conventional oath to drive the sound
+along. The pilot nodded his swathed and helmeted head and swung the
+machine round to a new course. Mottin crouched down again and began to
+study his chart afresh. Navigation was easy so long as the weather was
+clear, but with poor visibility, which might get worse instead of
+better, he knew that it was remarkably easy to get lost in the North
+Sea, and at this moment he wanted to see his landfall particularly
+clearly. Five minutes later he saw it, and signalled a new course to
+the pilot by a nudge and a jerk of his gloved hand. A low dark line
+had appeared on the starboard bow, a line with tall spires and
+chimneys standing up from it at close intervals. The seaplane banked a
+little as they turned and headed away, leaving the land to recede and
+fade on their quarter. The hazy sun was low in the west and the mist
+was clearing. It had been none too warm throughout the journey, but it
+was now distinctly cold, the chill of a winter evening striking
+through fur and leather as if their clothes had been slit and
+punctured in half a dozen places.
+
+Mottin had just slid back in his seat after a sweeping search of the
+sea through his glasses, and was slowly winding, with cold fur-gloved
+fingers, the neat carriage clock on the sloping board before him, when
+he heard a yelping war-cry from the pilot and felt the machine dive
+steeply and swerve to port. He half rose in his seat and then slipped
+back to feel for his bomb-levers. The submarine was just breaking
+surface eight hundred feet below and a mile ahead. As he looked she
+tucked down her bow and slipped under again, having barely shown her
+conning-tower clear of the short choppy waves. The pilot throttled
+well down and glided over the smooth, ringed spot which marked where
+she had vanished. As it slid past below them he opened up his engines
+again and "zoomed" back to his height. He turned his head to look at
+Mottin, but said nothing. Mottin made a circular motion with his hand
+and they began a wide sweep round, climbing all the while. Mottin sat
+back and thought hard. No, it had not been indecision that had
+prevented him from dropping bombs then. He knew it was not that, but
+the exact reasons which had flashed through his mind at the fateful
+moment must be hunted out and marshalled again. He knew that his
+second self, his wide-awake and infallible substitute who took over
+command of his body in moments of emergency, had thought it all out in
+a flash and had arrived at his decision for sound reasons. Yes, it was
+clear now, but that confounded fighting substitute of his was just a
+bit cold-blooded, he thought. They had petrol for the run home with
+perhaps half an hour to spare. Fritz had not seen them, as his lid had
+not opened--or at any rate if he had seen them through his periscope,
+the fact of no bomb having been dropped would encourage him to think
+that the seaplane had passed on unknowing. Of course they might have
+let go bombs, but, well, Fritz must have been at anything down to 80
+feet at the moment they passed over him, and it was chancy shooting.
+Yes, it was quite clear. Fritz should be up again in an hour (he
+evidently wanted to come up), and if they were only high up and ready
+they would get a fair chance at him. Of course, they would not get
+home if they waited an hour; but if that cold-blooded second self of
+his thought it the right thing and a proper chance to take, well, it
+was so. Mottin looked over the side and wished it was not so loppy. A
+long easy swell was nothing, but this short choppy sea was going to be
+the devil. The pilot shouted something to him and pointed at the clock
+and the big petrol tank overhead. Mottin nodded comprehension, and
+shouted back. The Sub took a careful look overside and studied the
+water a moment. Then he laughed back at Mottin, and shouted something
+about bathing, which was presumably facetious, but which was lost in
+the recesses of the headpieces.
+
+The sun was down on the horizon, and the hour had grown to a full
+ninety minutes before the chance came. They had not worried about
+clocks or thoughts of petrol after the first half-hour of circling.
+They were "for it," anyhow, after that, and it was going to come in
+the dark too, so that the question of whether it was going to be fifty
+or a hundred miles from land did not make much difference. Almost
+directly below them the long grey hull rose and grew clear, the
+splashing waves making a wide area of white water show on each side of
+her. The seaplane's engines stopped with startling suddenness, and to
+the sound of a rushing wind in the wires and of ticking, swishing
+propellers they began a two-thousand-feet spiral glide, coming from as
+nearly overhead as the turning circle of the big machine would allow.
+At two hundred feet the pilot eased his rudder and began a wider turn,
+and then the German captain saw. He leapt for the conning-tower,
+leaving a startled look-out man behind. The man tried to follow him
+down, but the lid slammed before he could arrive at it. He turned and
+looked helplessly at the big planes and body rushing down a hundred
+yards astern. With his hands half raised and shoulders hunched up the
+poor devil met his death, two huge bombs "straddling" the
+conning-tower and bursting fairly on the hull as the boat started
+under. Mottin had a vision of a glare of light from the rent hull, a
+great rush of foaming, spouting air, and then a graceful knife-edge
+stem, with the bulge of torpedo-tubes on each side of it, just showed
+and vanished in the turmoil of broken water. The seaplane roared up
+again, heading west, the young pilot--apparently oblivious to the fact
+that he hardly expected to be alive till morning--displaying his
+feelings on the subject of his late enemy by a series of violent
+"switchbacks."
+
+Mottin checked him, rose, and began a careful look round. Any ship
+would be welcome now, neutral or not; but this was an unfrequented
+area to hope to be picked up in. The petrol might last five minutes or
+half an hour--one could not be certain. The gauge was hardly accurate
+enough in this old bus to work by. As he looked the engines gave a
+premonitory splutter and then picked up again. Well, it was five
+minutes, he reflected, not half an hour--that was all. The pilot
+turned and headed up wind. With the engines missing more and more
+frequently they glided down, making a perfect landing of the
+"intentional pancake" order on the crest of a white-topped four-foot
+wave. Instantly they began to feel the seas--the hard, rough,
+senseless water that was so different to the air they had come from.
+The machine made wicked weather of it, and it was obvious that she
+could hardly last long. She lurched and rocked viciously, constraining
+them to cling to the sides of the frail body. Mottin pulled off his
+headpiece, and the pilot followed suit.
+
+"Well," said Mottin, "it was worth it--eh?"
+
+"By gum, yes! It was that, and I give you full numbers, sir. I thought
+for a moment you had taken too long a chance, but you were right."
+
+A wave splashed heavily over the speaker and laid three inches of
+water in a pool around his ankles.
+
+"This is going to be a short business, sir, unless we get busy."
+
+"I know," said Mottin. "Case of four anchors and wish for the day. Sea
+anchor indicated, and mighty quick too."...
+
+An hour later it was pitch-dark, and a semi-waterlogged seaplane
+drifted south, head to sea, bucketing her nose into the lop. Two
+figures crouched together in the body of her, baling mechanically. On
+the upper plane an electric torch glowed brightly, pointing westward.
+The figures exchanged disjointed sentences as they baled, and
+occasionally one of them would stretch his head up for a glance round
+for possible passing lights.
+
+"Cheer up, Sub!" said Mottin. "Your teeth are chattering like the
+deuce. Bale harder and get warm."
+
+"It's not the cold, it's the weather that's doing me in, sir. I'm so
+damned sea-sick."
+
+"Yes, it's a filthy motion, but she's steadier than she was. 'Fraid
+she's sinking."
+
+The Sub-Lieutenant ceased baling for a moment and looked into his
+senior's face, dimly lit by the reflection from the torch overhead.
+"Do you know, sir," he said, "I don't feel as bucked as I did? I
+believe I've got half-way to cold feet about the show."
+
+"Do you know, Sub"--Mottin copied the hesitating voice--"I've had cold
+feet the whole blinkin' time? If it wasn't for one thing I keep
+thinking of, I'd be properly howling about it."
+
+"And what's that, sir?"
+
+"D'you remember a line of Kipling's in that 'Widow of sleepy Chester'
+poem? It's about 'Fifty file of Burmans to open him Heaven's gate.'
+Well, that's keeping me cheered up."
+
+"'Mm--that's true. How many do you think that boat carried?"
+
+"Round about forty--she was a big packet."
+
+"Only twenty file--still, that's good enough. Besides, they'd have
+done damage to-morrow if we hadn't got them."
+
+"True for you, Sub--and they might have killed women on that trip. Now
+they won't get the chance."
+
+"Twenty file. Ugh! I'll make 'em salute when I see them. Hullo! See
+that, sir?" The two men rose to their knees and stared out to the
+west. A bright glow showed beyond the horizon, and through it ran a
+flicker of pulsating flashes of vivid orange light. The glow broke out
+again a point to the northward, and the unmistakable beam of a
+searchlight swung to the clouds and down again. As they looked, the
+glow spread, and the rippling flashes as gun answered gun came into
+view over their horizon. Mottin fumbled for the glasses, but found
+them wet through and useless. The action was evidently coming their
+way, and was growing into a pyrotechnic display such as few are
+fortunate enough to see.
+
+"Destroyers--coming right over us--Very's pistol, quick! We may get a
+chance here. Don't let the cartridges get wet, man--put 'em in your
+coat." The guns began to bark clearly above the straining and bumping
+noise of the crumbling seaplane, and a wildly-aimed shell burst on the
+water half a mile to windward. Both men were standing up now, staring
+at the extraordinary scene. A flotilla of destroyers passed each side
+of them, one leading the other by nearly a mile. The searchlights and
+gun-flashes lit the sea between the opposing lines, and the vicious
+shells sent columns of shining water up around the rapt spectators, or
+whipped overhead in a continued stuttering shriek.
+
+A big destroyer passed at half a cable's length in a quivering halo of
+light of her own making. The short choppy beam sea sent a steady sheet
+of spray across her forecastle, a sheet that showed red in the light of
+the guns. As she passed the Sub-Lieutenant raised his hand above his
+head, and a Very's light sailed up into the air, showing every detail of
+the battered seaplane with startling clearness for a few seconds. A
+searchlight whirled round from the destroyer, steadied blindingly on
+their faces a moment, and was switched off on the instant. As swiftly as
+it had approached, the fight flickered away to the eastward, till the
+last gleam was out of sight, and the two wet and aching men crouched
+back into the slopping water to continue their baling.
+
+"If they _do_ find us, it'll be rather luck, sir," said the younger
+man. "She isn't going to last much longer."
+
+"Long enough, I reckon. But they may go donkey's miles in a running
+fight like that. Is that petrol tank free?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Yes, I couldn't get the union-nut off--it was burred; so I broke the
+pipe and bent it back on itself. It'll hold all right, I think--at
+least it will only leak slowly. Hullo, she's going, sir."
+
+"Not quite. Pass that tank aft and we'll crawl out on the tail.
+That'll be the last bit under, and we may as well use her all we can."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+With gasps and strainings they half-lifted, half-floated the big tank
+along till they had it jammed on end between the rudder and the
+control-wires. They straddled the sloping tail, crouching low to avoid
+the smack of the breaking seas, their legs trailing in the icy water.
+With frozen fingers the Sub-Lieutenant removed two Very's cartridges
+from his breast-pocket and tucked them inside his leather waistcoat.
+
+A flurry of snow came down wind. The two were too wet already to
+notice it, but as it grew heavier the increased darkness made Mottin
+lift his head and look round. At that moment a gleam of brightness
+showed through to windward; as he looked it faded and vanished. He
+leaned aft and shouted weakly--
+
+"Come on, man--wake up! Fire another one. They're here!"
+
+It seemed an age to him before the pistol was loaded, and his heart
+sank as a dull click indicated an unmistakable misfire. He watched the
+last cartridge inserted with dispassionate interest. If one was wet,
+the other was almost certain to be, and--Bang! The coloured ball of
+fire soared up into the driving snow, and the pistol slipped from the
+startled Sub-Lieutenant's hand and shot overboard. The searchlight
+came on again and grew stronger and nearer, and as the glare of it
+became intolerable, a tall black bow came dipping and swaying past at
+a few yards' range. Mottin almost let his will-power go at that
+point--the relief was too great. He had a confused memory afterwards
+of crashing wood as the tailplane ground against a steel side, and of
+barking his shins as he was hauled across a wire guard-rail and
+dropped on a very nubbly deck. The wardroom seemed a blaze of intense
+light after the darkness outside, and the temporary surgeon who took
+charge of him the most sensible and charming person in the Service.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Sit down--take your coat off--lap this down. That's right. Now, I
+have two duties in this ship--I'm doctor and I'm the wine caterer.
+They are not incompatible. You will therefore go to bed now in the
+Captain's cabin, and you'll have a hot toddy as soon as you're there;
+come along now and get your clothes off. Your mate is in the First
+Lieutenant's cabin, and he won't wake up till morning."
+
+Twenty minutes later Mottin, from beneath a pile of blankets, heard a
+tinkle of curtain rings and looked out. A muffled, snow-covered figure
+entered quietly and began to peel off a lammy coat. Mottin coughed.
+
+"Hullo! How are you feeling? I've just come for a change of clothes. I
+won't be long--I'm Sangatte. No, that's all right. I won't be turning in
+to-night; we're going right up harbour, and I'll be busy till daylight."
+
+He bustled round the chest of drawers, pulling out woollen scarves,
+stockings, &c., and talking rapidly. "Lucky touch our finding you. I
+noted position when your first light went up, but as the chase looked
+like running on ninety mile yet, I didn't expect to find you. Your
+joss was in, because the snow came down and they put up a smoke-screen
+and ceased fire, so we lost touch, and I hadn't far to come back to
+look for you. Got a Fritz, did you? Good man! We'll have a bottle on
+your decoration when we get in. The Huns? Yes, they lost their rear
+ship right off, and the others were plastered good and plenty. We lost
+one on a mine, but we took the crew off and sank her. I sank your
+'plane just now--tied a pig of ballast to her and chucked it over. I
+thought you might have left some papers--oh! you've got 'em, have
+you? That's good."
+
+"Yes, they're in my coat pocket. I say, haven't I seen you before? I
+seem to remember you. Do you hunt?" Mottin stretched his legs out
+sleepily as he spoke.
+
+"Yes--met you with the Hambledon or Cattistock, I expect. Haven't been
+on a horse for all of three years, though; and I don't suppose there'll
+be much doing that way for a long time, now they're putting half the
+country under plough. S'long. I'm for the bridge; ring that bell if you
+want anything. The Doc.'s got one or two wounded forrard, so he'll be
+busy, but my servant'll look out for you." The curtain clashed back, and
+Mottin, turning over, slid instantly into a log-like sleep.
+
+
+
+
+A TRINITY.
+
+
+ The way of a ship at racing speed
+ In a bit of a rising gale,
+ The way of a horse of the only breed
+ At a Droxford post-and-rail,
+ The way of a brand-new aeroplane
+ On a frosty winter dawn.
+ You'll come back to those again;
+ Wheel or cloche or slender rein
+ Will keep you young and clean and sane,
+ And glad that you were born.
+
+ The power and drive beneath me now are above the power of kings,
+ It's mine the word that lets her loose and in my ear she sings--
+ "Mark now the way I sport and play with the rising hunted sea,
+ Across my grain in cold disdain their ranks are hurled at me.
+ But down my wake is a foam-white lake, the remnant of their line,
+ That broke and died beneath my pride--your foemen, man, and mine."
+ The perfect tapered hull below is a dream of line and curve,
+ An artist's vision in steel and bronze for gods and men to serve.
+ If ever a statue came to life, you quivering slender thing,
+ It ought to be you--my racing girl--as the Amazon song you sing.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Down the valley and up the slope we run from scent to view.
+ "Steady, you villain--you know too much--I'm not so wild as you;
+ You'll get me cursed if you catch him first--there's at least a mile
+ to go,
+ So swallow your pride and ease your stride, and take your fences
+ slow.
+ Your high-pricked ears as the jump appears are comforting things to
+ see;
+ Your easy gallop and bending neck are signals flying to me.
+ You wouldn't refuse if it was wire with calthrops down in front,
+ And there we are with a foot to spare--you best of all the Hunt!"
+ Great sloping shoulders galloping strong, and a yard of
+ floating tail,
+ A fine old Irish gentleman, and a Hampshire post-and-rail.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ The sun on the fields a mile below is glinting off the grass
+ That slides along like a rolling map as under the clouds I pass.
+ The early shadows of byre and hedge are dwindling dark below
+ As up the stair of the morning air on my idle wheels I go,--
+ Nothing to do but let her alone--she's flying herself to-day,
+ Unless I chuck her about a bit--there isn't a bump or sway.
+ So _there's_ a bank at ninety-five--and here's a spin and a
+ spiral dive,
+ And here we are again.
+ And _that's_ a roll and twist around, and that's the sky and there's
+ the ground,
+ And I and the aeroplane
+ Are doing a glide, but upside-down, and that's a village and that's
+ a town--
+ And now we're rolling back.
+ And _this_ is the way we climb and stall and sit up and beg on
+ nothing at all,
+ The wires and strainers slack,
+ And now we'll try and be good some more, and open the throttle and
+ hear her roar
+ And steer for London Town.
+ For there never a pilot yet was born who flew a machine on a frosty
+ morn
+ But started stunting soon,
+ To feel if his wires were really there, or whether he flew on ice or
+ air,
+ Or whether his hands were gloved or bare,
+ Or he sat in a free balloon.
+
+
+
+
+IN THE MORNING.
+
+
+ Back from the battle, torn and rent,
+ Listing bridge and stanchions bent
+ By the angry sea.
+ By Thy guiding mercy sent,
+ Fruitful was the road we went--
+ Back from battle we.
+
+ If Thou hadst not been, O Lord, behind our feeble arm,
+ If Thy hand had not been there to slam the lyddite home,
+ When against us men arose and sought to work us harm,
+ We had gone to death, O Lord, in spouting rings of foam.
+
+ Heaving sea and cloudy sky
+ Saw the battle flashing by,
+ As Thy foemen ran.
+ By Thy grace, that made them fly,
+ We have seen two hundred die
+ Since the fight began.
+
+ If our cause had not been Thine, for Thy eternal Right,
+ If the foe in place of us had fought for Thee, O Lord!
+ If Thou hadst not guided us and drawn us there to fight,
+ We never should have closed with them--Thy seas are dark and broad.
+
+ Through the iron rain they fled,
+ Bearing home the tale of dead,
+ Flying from Thy sword.
+ After-hatch to fo'c'sle head,
+ We have turned their decks to red,
+ By Thy help, O Lord!
+
+ It was not by our feeble sword that they were overthrown,
+ But Thy right hand that dashed them down, the servants of the proud;
+ It was not arm of ours that saved, but Thine, O Lord, alone,
+ When down the line the guns began, and sang Thy praise aloud.
+
+ Sixty miles of running fight,
+ Finished at the dawning light,
+ Off the Zuider Zee.
+ Thou that helped throughout the night
+ Weary hand and aching sight,
+ Praise, O Lord, to Thee.
+
+
+
+
+AN AFFAIR OF OUTPOSTS.
+
+
+The wardroom of the Depôt ship was just emptying as the late-breakfast
+party lit their pipes and cigarettes and headed for the smoking-room
+next door, when a signalman brought the news in. The Commander,
+standing by the radiator, took the pad from the man's hand and read it
+aloud. He raised his voice for the first few words, then continued in
+his usual staccato tones as the silence of his audience showed that
+they were straining their ears in fear of missing a word:--
+
+ "_Lyddite_, _Prism_, _Axite_, and _Pebble_ in action last night
+ with six enemy destroyers--_Pebble_ sunk--fifty-seven survivors
+ aboard _Lyddite_--enemy lost two sunk, possibly three--_Lyddite_
+ with prisoners and _Prism_ with _Axite_ in tow arriving forenoon
+ to-day."
+
+There was a moment's pause as the Commander handed the signal back,
+and then half a dozen officers spoke at once. The Fleet-Surgeon was
+not one of them. He gathered up his two juniors with a significant
+glance, as one sees a hostess signal to her Division as the
+dessert-talk flags, and the three vanished through the door to get to
+work on their grim preparations. The Engineer officers conferred for a
+minute in low tones and then followed them out. The signal had given
+clearer data for the workers in flesh and bone to act on than it had
+for those who work in metals, and there was nothing for the latter to
+do but to get their men ready and to guess at probabilities. The
+remainder of the Mess broke into a buzz of conversation: "_Axite_, she
+must be pretty well hashed up; it must have been gun-fire, a torpedo
+would have sunk her.... Rot! why should it? What about the _Salcombe_
+or the _Ventnor_? _They_ got home.... Yes, but not from so far out,
+and there's a sea running outside too.... Well, the Noorder Diep isn't
+a hundred miles, and that must be where...."
+
+The Commander beckoned the First Lieutenant to him, as that officer
+was rising from his chair at the writing-table. "You'd better warn the
+Gunner, Borden, that the divers may be needed; and tell my messenger
+as you go out that I want to see the Boatswain and Carpenter
+too--thank you." He turned to the ship's side and looked out through
+the scuttle at the dancing, sunlit waters of the harbour. He had
+supervised the work of preparation for assisting and patching lame
+ducks more than once before, and he knew that his subordinates needed
+little assistance from him. What was troubling his mind was the
+question of the casualties. The _Pebble_ was gone, so there was no
+need for spare hands to be provided for her, while her survivors were
+actually a gain. They would not be fit for work for a bit, though, a
+good few of them probably wounded, and the remainder perhaps needing
+treatment after immersion in a December sea. Then the three others--it
+sounded like a hard-fought action, and hard fights meant losses. That
+was the worst of these destroyer actions, the casualties were mostly
+good men, and it took so long to train good ratings. If only one saved
+the officers and men it wouldn't really matter how many destroyers
+were lost, he reflected, as he walked out of the mess towards his
+cabin and the little group of Warrant and Petty officers who awaited
+him by the doorway.
+
+It was barely an hour later, and the bustle of preparation aboard the
+Depôt ship was still in progress when they came in sight. The outer
+forts had reported them as approaching the entrance, and the next news
+was good also, for it was simply the deduction on the part of the
+watching ships' companies, when they saw the big black-and-yellow
+salvage tugs that had been out since dawn come chugging up harbour
+alone, that the victors had disdained assistance. Then the _Lyddite_
+showed her high bow and unmistakable funnels as she swung round the
+entrance shoals and steadied up harbour at a leisurely ten knots. At
+that distance she looked dirty and sea-worn, but intact. Close astern
+of her came _Prism_ and _Axite_, and as they showed, the watchers
+involuntarily caught their breaths.
+
+The _Prism_ looked queer and foreign somehow, with no foremast, a bare
+skeleton of a bridge, and a shapeless heap where the forward funnel
+had stood. The _Axite_ looked just what she was--a mere battered hull,
+with very little standing above the level of her deck, her stern
+nearly awash, and her bow bent and torn as if some giant hand had
+gripped and twisted it. As the pair of cripples neared the dock
+entrance, two smaller tugs which had followed astern came hurrying up
+to close on the _Axite's_ sides, while the towing hawser that had been
+watched with such anxiety through three cold and stormy watches
+splashed in the churned-up water under the _Prism's_ counter. The
+_Prism_ increased speed slightly, and up against the blustering wind
+came the faint sound of cheering from the cruisers down the harbour as
+she passed them. She eased down into station astern of the _Lyddite_,
+and the Yeoman of Signals on the Depôt ship's bridge shifted his
+telescope from the shaking canvas of the wind-dodger to the steadier
+support of a stanchion.
+
+"What's she like--can you make 'er out?" A Leading Telegraphist had
+walked out from the wireless office, and, in obvious hopes of getting
+hold of the telescope, was standing at his elbow.
+
+"Pretty sight, I don't think," replied the Yeoman grimly. "Dirty work
+for the hospital there, and I reckon it's 'Port Watch look for
+messmates'--all along under the bridge she's been catching it, and I
+can't see--Yes, O.K.--He's up there on the bridge--_Who?_ The skipper,
+of course. Mister Calton, Commander--begging his pardon. Me and him
+were in the old _Cantaloup_ two years. Gawd! but ain't they been in a
+dust-up! What do you say? _Lyddite?_"
+
+He turned to look as the big destroyer passed, half-raised his glass,
+and then lowered it. There was enough for his naked eye to see to
+discourage him from a closer view. Her decks were crowded with men,
+lying, standing, or sitting down. The white bandages showed up clearly
+against the general background of dull grime, and the bandages were
+many. A torpedo-tube pointing up like an A.A. gun, and a dozen or so
+of splinter holes in funnel and casing, showed that some, at least, of
+the wounded were her own. About the casing, between the wounded, lay
+dozens of dull brass cartridge-cases, and aft--a curious touch of
+triviality--two seamen and a steward were emptying boxes of smashed
+glass and crockery overside. A few men waved and shouted in reply as
+the Depôt ship roared a welcome across to her, but the greater number
+were silent. The two scarred and blood-spotted craft swung gently in
+to the jetty, where the lines of ambulances and stretchers awaited
+them, and as the first heaving-lines flew, the Yeoman turned to the
+Telegraphist with a look almost of pride on his dark saturnine face--
+
+"Well, I'm ----," he said admiringly, "if that ain't swank! Did you
+see 'em? Why, stiffen the Dutch--they've got new Sunday Ensigns
+hoisted to come up harbour with, and"--he swung round and levelled his
+glass at the _Axite_, now almost hidden in the smoke and steam of the
+group of tugs around her at the lock gates--"I'm damned if she ain't
+got a new one up too. Here, have a look at it, man. It's on a boathook
+staff sticking up in the muzzle of the high-angle gun----"
+
+
+
+
+1917.
+
+
+The "liaison officer" felt distinctly nervous as his steamboat
+approached the gangway. He had no qualms as to his capabilities of
+carrying out the work he was detailed for--that of acting as
+signals-and-operations-interpreter aboard the Flotilla leader of a
+recently allied destroyer division--but the fact that he had been told
+that he must be prepared to be tactful weighed heavily on his mind.
+His ideas on the subject of Americans were somewhat hidebound, but at
+the same time very vague. Would they spring the statement on him that
+they had "come over to win the War for you," or would they refer at
+once to their War of Independence? Did the Yankees hate all
+Britishers, or---- His boat bumped alongside the neat teak ladder,
+and he noted with a seaman's appreciation the perfectly-formed
+coachwhipping and Turks' Heads on the rails. A moment later he was
+standing on a very clean steel deck, gravely returning the salute of
+what appeared to be a muster of all the officers in the ship.
+
+A tall commander took a pace forward. "_Malcolm_," he said, "I'm
+Captain--glad to meet you." The Englishman saluted, and they shook
+hands. "My name's Jackson," he replied, and turned as the American,
+taking his arm, ran through a rapid introduction to the other
+officers. Each of these repeated the formula, accompanied by the quick
+bow and handshake. Jackson followed suit as best he could, and began
+to feel that on such formal occasions he had the makings of a real
+_attaché_ or diplomatist in him.
+
+A few minutes, and he found himself sitting in a long-chair in a
+wardroom which might have been a counterpart of his own, and accepting
+a long cigar from the box handed him. "Did you have a good trip
+over?" he ventured.
+
+"We sure did, and saw nix--not even a U-boat. Had a bit of a gale
+first day out, but it blew off quick. But say, there wasn't a German
+ship for three thousand miles. Don't you ever see some about?"
+
+"Well, you see--er--no. They only show out now and then, and it's only
+for a few hours when they do. Of course, there are plenty of Fritzes,
+but they keep under most of the time--you don't see them much."
+
+"Well, we thought it real slow, didn't we, Commander? We were just
+ripe for some gunplay, but we never got a chance to pull."
+
+Jackson looked across at the Commander and smiled. "We felt that way
+for a long time, sir. But now we just go on hoping and keeping ready.
+We've had so many false alarms, you see."
+
+The Commander laughed. "That's one on you, Benson," he said. "We won't
+get so excited next time we see the Northern Lights."
+
+There was a general shout of laughter, and Jackson turned cold. This, he
+thought, was a little early for him to start putting his foot in it. The
+officer called Benson, however, did not appear to be about to throw over
+the alliance just yet. He walked to the sideboard, and returned with a
+couple of lumps of sugar in his hand. "Lootenant," he said gravely, "in
+the absence of stimulants in the U.S. Navy, I can only give you what
+we've got. We've no liquor aboard, but we've sure got sugar."
+
+"Yes," said the Commander. "We're all on the water-waggon here,
+whether we like the ride or not."
+
+Jackson sat up in his chair and shed his official pose. He could, at any
+rate, talk without reserve on Service subjects. "Well, sir," he said,
+"I'm not a teetotaller, but it doesn't worry me to go teetotal if I've
+got to. I don't worry about it if I'm in training for anything; and the
+fact is--well, if there was a referendum, or something of that sort, in
+the Navy as to whether we were to be compulsory teetotallers or not, I
+believe the majority would vote for 'no drinks.' _I_ would, anyway, and
+I'm what you'd call an average drinker."
+
+"They didn't ask us to vote any, but if they had--in war-time--I guess
+we'd have voted the same way. If you can't get it you don't want it,
+and we've kind of got used to water now. And so your name's Jackson?
+Any relation?"
+
+Jackson's brain worked at high pressure. This was a poser. Sir Henry
+Jackson? Stonewall? How many noted Jacksons were there? He played for
+safety and replied with a negative.
+
+"Ah, well! there's perhaps some connection you don't know of," said
+the Commander encouragingly. "Which part of England are your folk
+from? Birmingham. Well, of course, it's a big family.... My father
+knew him well, and was with him through the Valley Campaign."
+
+Jackson sighed with relief. "You're from Virginia then, sir?"
+
+"No, sir--I'm from Maryland. My father joined the Army of Virginia
+two days before Bull Run."
+
+"Are you all Southerners here, then?"
+
+"We're sure _not_," came a chorus of voices. "Nix on Secesh ... John
+Brown's Body...." Jackson developed nerves again. He felt as if he had
+asked a Nationalist meeting to join him in drinking confusion to the
+Pope. The company did not seem disposed to let him off, however.
+
+"Which do you think ought to have won, Lootenant? You were
+neutral--let's hear it."
+
+Jackson looked apologetically at the Commander.
+
+"Well, sir, I think the North _had_ to win; and" (he hurried on) "it's
+just as well she did, because if she hadn't there wouldn't be any
+U.S.A. now--only a lot of small states."
+
+"That's so; but there need not have been any war at all."
+
+"There needn't, sir; but it made the U.S.A. all the same. The big
+event of the Franco-Prussian War wasn't the surrender at Sedan; it was
+the crowning of the German Emperor at Versailles. And in the Civil
+War--well, it made one nation of the Americans in the same way as the
+other did of the Germans."
+
+"Well, Lootenant, if wars are just to make nations into one, what was
+the good of our wars with you?"
+
+Jackson was getting over his self-consciousness, and it was dawning on
+him that the American Navy has a method of "drawing" very similar to
+that in use in his own.
+
+"They were a lot of use," he protested. "We sent German troops against
+you, and you killed lots of them."
+
+There was a general laugh.
+
+"Say, Jackson," came a voice, "this little old country of yours isn't
+doing much with the Germans now except kill them. Say, she's great!
+You're doing all the work, and you've kept on telling us you're doing
+nix. Your papers just talk small, as if your Army was only a
+Yale-Princetown football crowd, and you were the coon and not the Big
+Stick of the bunch that's in it."
+
+"Well, you see, we don't like talking about ourselves except to just
+buck our own people up."
+
+Jackson's tone as he said this was, I regret to say, just what yours
+or mine would have been. It could only be described as "smug."
+
+"You sure don't. We like to say what we're doing when we come from New
+York."
+
+Jackson prepared for an effort of tact. "I hear," he said, "you've got
+quite a lot of troops across already."
+
+They told him--and his eyes opened.
+
+"_What!_" he said. "And how many----?" He digested the answers for a
+moment, and decided that his store of tact could be pigeon-holed again
+for a while. "But what about--your papers haven't--I don't call that
+talking much. We still think you're just beginning."
+
+"So we are,--we've hardly started. But our papers were given the wise
+word, and they don't talk war secrets."
+
+Jackson readjusted his ideas slightly, and his attitude deflated
+itself. The transportation of the First Expeditionary Force had been
+talked of as a big thing, but this--and he had until then heard no
+whisper of it.
+
+"And the country?" he asked. "What about all your pro-Germans and
+aliens?"
+
+"They don't," came the answer. "What do you think of Wilson now?"
+Jackson edged away to cover again. "He's a very fine statesman, and a
+much bigger man than we thought him once."
+
+"Same here; and he knows his America. He waited and he waited, and all
+the time the country was just getting more raw about the Germans, and
+then when he was good and ready he came in; and I guess now he's got
+the country _solid_."
+
+Jackson pondered this for a moment, studying the clean-cut young
+faces--all of the universal "Naval" stamp--around him.
+
+"I don't know," he said slowly, "that it wouldn't have been better for
+us if we'd been able to stop out a few months ourselves at first. It
+would have made _us_ more solid too. But we simply had to come in at
+once."
+
+"You had; and if you hadn't, we'd have talked at you some."
+
+Jackson laughed. "What! 'Too proud to fight,' and all that sort of
+thing? Yes, we'd have deserved it too. I say, what a shame Admiral
+Mahan died right at the beginning! There's nobody to take his place
+and write this war up."
+
+"Yes, he'd have been over here first tap of the gong. And he'd have
+seen it all for himself, and given you Britishers and us lectures on
+the war of 1812--and every other war too."
+
+"Yes, it's a great pity. He taught us what sea-power was, and till
+then we hardly knew we had it at all."
+
+"Well, he taught you enough to get us busy mailing you paper about the
+blockade last year."
+
+Jackson grinned. "You couldn't say much. You made all the precedents
+yourselves when you blockaded the South in '61. We only had to refer
+you to your own letters to get out of the argument."
+
+The First Lieutenant beckoned for the cigar box again. "You knew too
+much diplomatic work for us in those days. We were new to that card
+game. But I'd sooner hear our talk now than the sort of gentle
+breathing of your folks when it comes to diplomacy."
+
+"Never mind," said Jackson. "We're getting better. We'll have an
+autocracy, like you, before the war's over, instead of the democracy
+we've got now."
+
+The circle settled down and waited. This was evidently not an unarmed
+foe, in the ancient Anglo-Saxon game.
+
+"Amurrica's the only real democracy in the universe," said an
+incautious voice. Two heads turned towards the speaker, and several
+pairs of eyes spoke volumes.
+
+"I beg your pardon," said Jackson. "America's a great country, but as
+you told me just now, she's solid. That means she's so keen on getting
+on with the work that she's chosen a boss and told him to go ahead and
+give his orders, and so long as he does his best to get on with the
+work, the people aren't going to quarrel with him. Now we are not
+really solid, just because we're too much of a democracy."
+
+"Say, you wouldn't think that if you'd been over and seen our last
+elections; but there's sense in it, all the same. But Lloyd
+George--isn't he the same sort of Big Stick over here?"
+
+"You read our political papers and see," said Jackson. "Do you take
+much interest in politics in your Navy?"
+
+"Do we hell--does yours?"
+
+"Not a bit, except to curse at them. Navies are outside politics."
+
+"Except the German's, and their army and navy and politics are all the
+same thing; and they'll all come down together, too."
+
+"Yes, but it's going to take some tough scrapping to do it. Let's hope
+no one starts fighting over the corpse when she's beaten."
+
+"Well, I guess you won't, and we won't. We've both got all the land we
+can do with, and if there are any colonies to hand out after, we
+won't mind who gets 'em so long as the Kaiser doesn't. What we ought
+to do is to join England in a policing act for the world, and just
+keep them all from fighting."
+
+"That'd be no good. The rest of them would combine against us. It
+would only mean a different Balance of Power."
+
+"Oh! Now you're talking European. We stand out of the old-world
+Balance."
+
+"You can't now. You've got hitched up in it, and you'll find you're
+tangled when you want to get back."
+
+"We sure won't. We'll pull out when this round-up's over--you watch us."
+
+The Commander glanced at his watch and rose. "Dinner's at 'half-six,'"
+he said. "You'd better let me show you the way to your room."
+
+Jackson rose and followed him aft to the spare cabin. "Here you are,"
+said the American. "Hope you'll be comfortable. The boys will do their
+best to make your stay here real home-like, and I hope you'll stay
+just as long as you can."
+
+"I sure will, sir," came the answer, in a voice that was fast losing
+its English drawl; and Jackson, alone with his thoughts, stared at the
+door-curtain, and wondered why on earth it should have been considered
+necessary to tell him that a supply of tact would be useful to him in
+his new job.
+
+
+
+
+IN FORTY WEST.
+
+
+ We are coming from the ranch, from the city and the mine,
+ And the word has gone before us to the towns upon the Rhine;
+ As the rising of the tide
+ On the Old-World side,
+ We are coming to the battle, to the Line.
+
+ From the valleys of Virginia, from the Rockies in the North,
+ We are coming by battalions, for the word was carried forth:
+ "We have put the pen away
+ And the sword is out to-day,
+ For the Lord has loosed the Vintages of Wrath."
+
+ We are singing in the ships as they carry us to fight,
+ As our fathers sang before us by the camp-fires' light;
+ In the wharf-light glare
+ They can hear us Over There,
+ When the ships come steaming through the night.
+
+ Right across the deep Atlantic where the _Lusitania_ passed,
+ With the battle-flag of Yankee-land a-floating at the mast,
+ We are coming all the while,
+ Over twenty hundred mile,
+ And we're staying to the finish, to the last.
+
+ We are many--we are one--and we're in it overhead,
+ We are coming as an Army that has seen its women dead,
+ And the old Rebel Yell
+ Will be loud above the shell
+ When we cross the top together, seeing red.
+
+
+
+
+A RING AXIOM.
+
+
+ When the pitiless gong rings out again, and they whip your chair
+ away,
+ When you feel you'd like to take the floor, whatever the crowd
+ should say,
+ When the hammering gloves come back again, and the world goes round
+ your head,
+ When you know your arms are only wax, your hands of useless lead,
+ When you feel you'd give your heart and soul for a chance to clinch
+ and rest,
+ And through your brain the whisper comes,
+ "Give in, you've done your best,"
+ Why, stiffen your knees and brace your back--and take my word
+ as true--
+ _If the man in front has got you weak, he's just as tired as
+ you_.
+ He can't attack through a gruelling fight and finish as he began;
+ He's done more work than you to-day--you're just as fine a man.
+ So call your last reserve of pluck--he's careless with his chin--
+ You'll put it across him every time--Go in--Go in--_Go in!_
+
+
+
+
+CHANCES.
+
+
+The boxing-stage was raised a clear three and a half feet above the
+deck, and the mat showed glaringly white in the northern sunshine. The
+corner-posts were padded and wound with many layers of red and blue
+bunting. A glance round showed a great amphitheatre of faces, rising
+tier on tier up to the crouching figures of men on the main-derrick,
+funnel-casings, and masts. The spectators numbered, perhaps, close on
+three thousand, and there was hardly a man among them who had not
+qualified as a critic by personal experience at the game. The last two
+competitors had just left the ring in a storm of hand-clapping, and
+the white-sweatered seconds ceased their professional chatter and
+their basin-splashing employment to jump up and place the chairs back
+against the corner-posts as the next two officers entered.
+
+Lieutenant Cairnley of H.M. T.B.D. ---- pulled the loose sleeves of
+his monkey-jacket across his chest and stretched out his legs as he
+sat down in the Blue corner. He looked across at his opponent, who was
+standing talking in a low voice to a second. Yes, he was evidently
+only just inside the middle-weight limit, and he, Cairnley, must be
+giving away all of half a stone. Still, that was half a stone less to
+carry about the ring, and he felt really fit and well-trained. An
+officer was standing in the ring, with a paper in one hand, and the
+other raised to call for silence.
+
+"First round of the Officers' Middle-weights. In the Red corner,
+Lieutenant Santon of the----, in the Blue corner, Lieutenant Cairnley
+of the----." He slipped under the ropes and jumped down from the stage
+as the voice of the timekeeper followed his own--"Seconds out!"
+Cairnley felt the coat plucked from his shoulders, and he stood up as
+his chair was drawn away. "_Clang!_" went the heavy gong, and he
+walked forward with his right hand out and his eyes on his opponent's
+chest, in the midst of a great silence. As their gloves touched,
+Cairnley jumped quickly to one side and began his invariable habit of
+working round to his opponent's left hand. He was not allowed much
+time for "routine work." He had an impression of a looming figure
+getting larger, a whirl of feinting, and he was being rushed back
+across the ring in a storm of punches. His habit of keeping his chin
+down, shoulders up, and elbows in, saved him. He felt a thrill of
+respect for Santon's punch as his head rocked from heavy hook-blows on
+either side, and then he was inside his opponent's elbows, working his
+head forward, and lowering his right for a body punch before they
+struck the ropes. As he felt their springing contact at his back, he
+stiffened up and pushed his man away. The recoil of the hemp assisted
+him, and Santon gave ground a yard. Cairnley jumped at him, and,
+taking an even chance, sent a straight right over, which landed
+cleanly on the mouth. His left followed at once, but only touched
+lightly. Santon gave ground again, and the lighter man slid after him,
+sending a long left home to the nose. Cairnley thrilled as it landed.
+This man was strong, he felt, but not quick enough in defence. He
+half-feinted with his right, and sent his left out again. As the punch
+extended he slightly lifted his chin, and the ring whirled round him
+as he took a tremendous cross-counter that came in over his elbow. He
+came forward quickly to get to close quarters, but his opponent had no
+intention of letting him. There was a whirl of gloves and a sound of
+heavy, grunting hitting, and Cairnley found himself on his hands and
+knees, with a very groggy feeling in his head, looking across at
+Santon's white knees by the ropes at the far side of the ring. He
+stretched his neck, took a long breath, and rose shakily. He did not
+feel as shaky as he looked, for he had been in the ring before, and
+knew that a knock-down blow sometimes entraps the optimistic giver of
+it into sudden defeat, but in this case he was engaged with a boxer
+who took no chances. Santon approached quickly and began rapid
+feinting just outside hitting distance. Cairnley gave ground slightly
+and waited for the rush. This chap had a wicked right, he reflected,
+and he did not want to get caught napping again. Then Santon was on
+him slamming in lefts and rights, and working furiously to get him
+into a corner. Cairnley stooped and struggled to get in close. A
+muscular change in the body a foot from his eyes gave him warning of
+an approaching upper-cut, and he brought his right glove in front of
+his face in time to stop it. He felt Santon's left on the back of his
+head, and instantly shifted feet and escaped round his opponent's left
+side. As he shifted he jerked a hard, short left punch into the mark,
+and then repeated the blow. Santon broke away, and received a
+perfectly-timed straight left on the nose as the gong rang. There was
+a storm of applause as the men went to their corners, for Cairnley's
+recovery had been well guarded, and his quick hitting at the end of
+the round showed that he had not lost much speed. He lay back in his
+chair while his seconds fussed around him, and thought hard. That
+right cross-counter of Santon's was certainly a beauty, so much so
+that it must be his favourite punch. Could he be absolutely certain of
+its being produced if he gave it the same chance? Well, he had to win
+this on a knock-out, or not at all. He could not pick up all the
+points he had lost in the first round with only two to go, so it was a
+case of chancing it on his brains alone. Yes, he would just check his
+idea once, and if that proved that Santon would use the same punch for
+the same lead, he would go all out on the next. _Clang!_ He rose and
+walked straight forward to meet his man. At six-feet range he jumped
+in and drove his left for the mark. It did not land true, but it
+enabled him to close and start a succession of furious body punches.
+The two hammering, gasping white figures reeled about the ring for
+half a minute, heads down and arms working like pistons.
+
+Cairnley knew that his man was too strong for him at that game, but for
+that round, brain and not muscle was his guide, and he wanted Santon to
+be warmed up and made to act by habit and use. They locked in a clinch,
+and a moment later broke clear at the word of the Referee--the first he
+had spoken in that fight. For a second they stood on guard swaying from
+side to side as they waited for an opening. Then Cairnley leaped in and
+sent out a full straight left. Even with his chin tucked well down he
+felt the jar of the right that slid again over his elbow, and striking
+full on the cheek, made his head ring and his neck ache. He stopped the
+left that followed, then landed on the face with his own left and closed
+again to hammer in short arm punches. He felt as he did so that the work
+he was engaged on must be done soon, as at this high-speed work he would
+not have the strength for a hard punch for long. Santon appeared to be a
+little inclined for a rest, too, for it was he who clinched this time.
+Cairnley rested limply against him and took a long breath as the voice
+of the Referee called them apart. He caught his breath again and called
+up all his reserve strength as they posed at long range, then he jumped
+forward as before, sent his left out three-quarters of the way, and
+showed his chin clear of his chest. Without a check in the movement his
+left dropped, his body pivoted, and he sent a full "haymaker" right up
+and across to the half-glimpsed head in front of him. A bony right wrist
+glanced from the top of his bent head, and at the same instant a jar,
+from his right knuckles to his back, told him that brains had beaten
+skill. He slipped aside, his hands mechanically raised in defence, and
+stumbled over Santon's falling body. As he scrambled up to cross the
+ring he looked back, and knew at once that not ten nor twenty seconds
+would be enough for that limp figure to recover in.
+
+
+II.
+
+"Yes, I've got leave now, and Cairnley's in hospital; he had a couple of
+splinters in him, and they packed him off, though he wanted to get
+leave and treat himself. The old packet's got to be just about rebuilt
+from the deck up, and he's certain to get a bigger one instead. He's
+going to take me on with him,--good thing for me,--as I'll be pretty
+young to be Number One of one of the Alpha class ships. I tell you, it
+was a devilish funny show, and all over in a second. It came on absolute
+pea-soup at four and we had only heard the guns in the action. Never saw
+a thing. We had been out away from the line four hours. Had nothing but
+wireless touch to tell us they had got into a mix-up. We went to
+stations at full speed trying to close on them, and we'd hardly got
+ready when the Hun showed up four hundred yards off. My word! she was
+smart on it. She was only a cruiser, but in the fog she showed up like
+the _Von der Tann_, and she was going all of twenty-four. She let fly at
+the moment we saw her, and she spun round and charged right off. We let
+go too as she fired, but her turning to ram saved her. We turned too and
+bolted, and she just cut every darned thing down from the casing up.
+The mast went on the first salvo, one funnel and most of the guns. The
+shooting was just lovely, and if it hadn't been such close range we'd
+have been shot down in one act. As it was, they just shaved us clean as
+if we'd gone full speed under a low-level bridge. At six hundred yards
+we could only see her gun-flashes, and we yanked round across her bow
+and opened out. The skipper gave her five minutes and then levelled up
+on the same course we had been on before, and eased a bit to keep
+station on her beam. We did a bit of clearing up and he sent for me. He
+was on the bridge--which had damn little left on it, bar him,--it was a
+proper wreck--and told me to arrange hands to shout orders to the
+engine-room if required, as the telegraphs were gone. The wheel was all
+right--or at least the gearing was,--the wheel itself had only a bit of
+rim and two spokes on it. He told me to get what fish we could fire set
+for surface, and that he was going to go for her again and fire at
+twenty-five yards. I thought he was mad, but I went down and got 'em
+ready. (The gunner was killed.) I shouted up to him when I had done, and
+had mustered a tube's crew, and we whacked on full bat again and began
+to close. You see we had crossed her bow once, and Cairnley reckoned
+then that she would have altered back to her original course of East, so
+he had kept on her port beam at about a mile, going the same speed. I
+did not get what he was driving at till afterwards. At the time I
+thought he was just going to do it again, because he thought he ought to
+make another effort. We saw her first this time as we were closing on
+the opposite side, and the skipper told them to poop off the bow gun,
+which was all we had, to wake them up. They woke up all right, and we
+got the same smack from all along her side we'd had before. She was just
+abaft our starboard beam going the same course, and I was wondering what
+the deuce he'd meant by telling me to train the tubes to port, when we
+went hard a-port and came round all heeled over and shaking. I just
+thought to myself, Well, if the Hun keeps on and doesn't try to ram,
+we're going to look damn silly, when I saw her again and she _was_
+ramming. Her guns did no good then,--the change was too quick for any
+sights to be held on. He banged away all right, and I believe he put
+more helm on--but he couldn't get us. The skipper had said twenty-five
+yards, but it looked to me like _feet_. He was going all out, and so
+were we, and I pulled off as his stem showed abreast the tubes--all
+spray and grey paint--and those fish hit him abaft the second funnel.
+Eh? Well, perhaps it was a few yards, but it's the closest I've seen to
+going alongside a gangway. Well, that's all I knew about it for half an
+hour. The bang put me out. Skipper said he turned back and searched for
+her, but it was so thick then he couldn't have found an island except by
+mistake. We'd been hit below water too and couldn't steam much. We got a
+tow home. Good egg! Here's St Pancras, and there's a flapper--thirty if
+she's a day--Good old blinkin' London!"
+
+
+
+
+THE QUARTERMASTER.
+
+
+ I mustn't look up from the compass-card, nor look at the seas at all,
+ I must watch the helm and compass-card,--If I heard the trumpet-call
+ Of Gabriel sounding Judgment Day to dry the Seas again,--
+ I must hold her bow to windward now till I'm relieved again--
+ To the pipe and wail of a tearing gale,
+ Carrying Starboard Ten.
+
+ I must stare and frown at the compass-card, that chases round the
+ bowl,
+ North and South and back again with every lurching roll.
+ By the feel of the ship beneath I know the way she's going to swing,
+ But I mustn't look up to the booming wind however the halliards
+ sing--
+ In a breaking sea with the land a-lee,
+ Carrying Starboard Ten.
+
+ And I stoop to look at the compass-card as closes in the night,
+ For it's hard to see by the shaded glow of half a candle-light;
+ But the spokes are bright, and I note beside in the corner of my eye
+ A shimmer of light on oilskin wet that shows the Owner nigh--
+ Foggy and thick and a windy trick,
+ Carrying Starboard Ten.
+
+ Heave and sway or dive and roll can never disturb me now;
+ Though seas may sweep in rivers of foam across the straining bow,
+ I've got my eyes on the compass-card, and though she broke her keel
+ And hit the bottom beneath us now, you'd find me at the wheel
+ In Davy's realm, still at the helm,
+ Carrying Starboard Ten.
+
+
+
+
+A LANDFALL.
+
+
+The dawn came very slowly--a faint glow in the sky spreading until
+first the streaming forecastle and then the dirty-yellow seas could be
+seen. The destroyer was steaming slowly along the coast with the wind
+just before the beam. She made bad weather of it, lurching at
+extraordinary angles from side to side, yawing from two to four points
+off her course, and throwing her stern up as each wave passed under
+her, until the water spouted in the wake of her slowly-moving
+propellers. The wind and the mist had come together, and the
+visibility extended to perhaps three or four foaming wave-crests away.
+They knew within a dozen miles where they were, but a dozen miles is
+too vague a reckoning to make a mine-guarded harbour from, and her
+captain, with the greatest respect for the fact that he was on a dead
+lee shore, and a most inhospitable and rocky shore at that, was
+feeling for the land with an order for "Hard-over" helm running
+through his head. Occasionally he ceased his staring out on the lee
+bow to look back along the deck. The sight each time made him frown
+and tighten his lips. The beam-sea was sweeping across the ship
+regularly every half-minute. The water shot across her 'midships three
+feet deep, and foaming like a Highland burn in spate. The squat
+funnels showed through the turmoil of water and spray, streaked
+diagonally upwards with crusted white salt, through which showed
+patches of red funnel-scale; from them came a steady roaring note--the
+signal of suppressed power below them. Battened-down as she was, he
+knew that the hatches were not submarine ones; built as they were on a
+foundation little thicker than cardboard, they could not keep out such
+seas, and he visualised the turmoil and discomfort there must be
+beneath him on the flooded decks. He, personally, had not seen in
+what state she was below, having been on the bridge for the last nine
+hours, but he felt he would like to take a look at his own cabin and
+see if his worst foreboding--a foot of water washing to and fro across
+a sodden carpet--was true.
+
+He glanced at his wrist-watch, and then to the east. Half-past seven
+and full daylight. Well, he thought, it might as well be just dawning
+still for all the light there was. Air and sea were the same colour, a
+creamy dull white, and they merged into one at a range of perhaps five
+hundred yards. If only he could--he raised his head sharply and turned
+to face out on the beam. Bracing his feet and gripping the rail with
+wet-gloved fingers he held his breath in an intensity of listening
+concentration. Yes, it was clearer that time, a faint high whine broad
+on the beam. He walked, timing the roll so that he had no need to
+clutch for support, to where the helmsman crouched over a wildly
+swinging compass-card, and gave an order. The destroyer came bowing
+and dipping round till she met the full drive of the sea ahead. With
+a roar and a crash the water tumbled in over the forecastle, shaking
+the bridge, and falling in tons over the ladders on to the upper deck.
+The destroyer still turned, shaking from end to end, until she had the
+sea on the other bow. The telegraph reply-gongs rang back the
+acknowledgment of an order, and easing to barely steerage-way, the
+ship settled in her new position--hove-to in the direction from which
+she had come overnight. The faint sound he had heard had seemed too
+distant for the captain to be assured of his position, and until he
+could hear it clearly and from fairly close he was not going to risk
+taking a departure from it. He knew that hove-to as she was the
+destroyer was going to be driven closer in, and with a steep-to shore
+he could allow her to accept the leeway for some time. He moved across
+and stood on the other side of the bridge, looking out to leeward, his
+attitude less strained and anxious now, as the ship was making fairly
+easy weather of it. The motion, it is true, was far more
+uncomfortable. She sidled, dived, and wallowed in a way that would
+have thrown a man unaccustomed to T.B.D.'s completely off his feet;
+but far less water was coming aboard, and the amount that did so
+arrived on a bearing from which she was better fitted to receive it.
+At the end of twenty minutes the captain began to resume his rigid
+attitude. There was something wrong somewhere. Sounds came erratically
+through fog, but this could not be counted on. He knew he had made no
+mistake in the sound he had heard. It was certainly the high note of
+the lighthouse, and not a steamer's whistle. The low note should have
+been heard in between the high ones, but the fact of not having heard
+the low was not surprising to him. One seldom heard both notes in a
+fog. But this silent gap was a nuisance, considering the rate at which
+they must be closing the land. At half an hour from his first hearing
+the sound he turned uphill to gain the wheel again, but froze still as
+the voice of the fog-horn came afresh, this time with no possibility
+of doubt. A great thuttering roar broke out, as it seemed, almost
+overhead, a deep bass note that made the air quiver. The captain
+jumped amidships and barked an order. The wheel spun hard down and the
+telegraphs whirred round, bringing the destroyer diving and leaping
+back head to sea. Looking aft, the captain had a glimpse of three
+pinnacle rocks showing a moment in the trough between two seas, and
+then the fog shut down over them again, leaving only the regular deep
+roar of the fog-signal, that grew gradually fainter astern. Two points
+at a time he eased the ship round till she was hove-to on the opposite
+tack, then he called to another oilskinned figure that stood swaying
+to the roll by the helmsman. "Will you take her now?" he said; "I am
+going to look for some breakfast. Hold her like this half an hour, and
+then turn her down wind for the run in. The tide's setting us well
+round the point now. All right?"
+
+"Yes, sir. I'll lay it off again on the chart before I turn. That was
+a queer hole in the fog, sir."
+
+"Yes, quite a big blank. Glad it wasn't much bigger. Still, we could
+see four cables under the land, and the land's alright if you've got
+your stern to it."
+
+With a huge yawn of relief he stretched his arms back and up, then
+started down the thin iron ladder on his perilous trip to the
+inevitable chaos and confusion of his cabin.
+
+
+
+
+NIGHT ROUNDS.
+
+
+It was a dark night with no moon, while only occasionally could a star
+be seen from the leader's bridge. The next astern could be made out by
+the bands of blue-white phosphorescence that fell away from her bow,
+but the rest of the line was quite invisible. The flotilla slid along
+at a pace that to them was only a jog-trot, but which would have been
+considered rather too exciting for night work by the big ships. The
+night was calm, with hardly a breath of wind, while the
+_hush_--_hush_--_hush_ from the bow-waves seemed to accentuate the
+silence and to increase the impression the destroyers gave of game
+moving down on a tiptoe of expectancy to the drinking-pool, ready at a
+sight or sound to spring to a frenzy of either offensive or defensive
+speed. On the leader's bridge men spoke in low tones, as if afraid
+that they might be overheard by the enemy--actually to enable them to
+listen better to whatever sound the echoes from the sea might carry.
+On bridges and at gun-stations look-outs stared out around them at the
+night, and there was no need for the officers to be anxious as to
+whether their men kept good watch or slept. The crews knew the rules
+of destroyer-war in the Narrow Seas--that "The first one to see,
+shoots; and the first one to hit, wins." It is true that they did not
+always see first. There were exceptions. Not so long before, they had
+been seen at a range of perhaps half a mile by an officer on the low
+unobtrusive conning-tower of a submarine. This officer had instantly
+and accurately smitten on the back of the head the sailor who shared
+his watch, and had rapped out one word "_Down!_" The sailor (evidently
+quite accustomed to this procedure) had vanished down the
+conning-tower like a falling stone, the officer's boots chasing the
+man's hands down the ladder-rungs. The lid had clanked down and
+locked just a few seconds before a little "plop" of water closed over
+the swirling suction that showed where a big patrol submarine had
+been. The boat was English (that is to say, her Captain was Scotch,
+and her First Lieutenant Canadian, while the remainder of her officers
+and men together could hardly have mustered half a dozen men from the
+Home Counties), but she had no intention of risking explanations at
+short range with her own friends. She had been warned of their coming,
+but she looked on it as a piece of extraordinarily bad luck to have
+been met with at visibility range on such a dark night and to have
+been inconvenienced into a matter of ninety feet in a hurry. But it is
+known that submarines dive for almost everything and swear at everybody.
+
+As the flotilla moved on its way a portent showed on the bow to
+landward. A faint red glow began to light up the low clouds over the
+Belgian frontier, and the bridge look-outs whispered together as they
+watched it brighten. As it grew clearer it showed to be not one
+light, but a rapid-running succession of instantaneous lights far
+inland. The white pencil of a searchlight beam showed and swung to the
+zenith and back--perhaps half-way between the watchers and the flicker
+in the sky. Ten minutes later, as the light drew farther aft, a faint
+murmur of sound (that began as a mere suspicion, and grew to be
+unmistakably but barely audible) announced the origin of the glow.
+
+On the leader's bridge the tall officer in the overcoat spoke to the
+shorter one in the "lammy." "That's a bit on the big side for a night
+raid--they must be attacking round by----"
+
+"Yes, sir; there's something like what they call 'drum-fire' going on.
+Wonder why they put searchlights on for it, though?"
+
+"Can't guess. They'll have 'em on on the coast in a minute too, if I
+know them. Perhaps when they hear guns inland they think it's airbombs
+coming down. There they go! Two of 'em----"
+
+The searchlights came on together, and on such a clear and dark night
+they seemed startlingly close. They swept the heavens over and back,
+steadied awhile pointing inland, and went out again, leaving an even
+inkier blackness than before, and setting the watchers blinking and
+rubbing their dazzled eyes. Away to the south-east the pulsating growl
+of the guns continued, though the breadth and height of the glow in
+the sky was gradually decreasing.
+
+"There isn't any fighting on near the coast now, sir. That must be
+away down in France. If they'd only fire slow we'd be able to get a
+sort of range by the flash."
+
+"You'd have to hold your watch for some time, then," said the taller
+officer. "I haven't the inland geography well enough in my head to say
+where it is, but that scrap's nearer seventy than sixty miles from
+here. Good Lord! And I suppose we'll read in the papers when we get in
+that 'there was activity at some points.'"
+
+"And from here it looks like Hell. What it must be like close to----!
+Wish we could run up one of the canals and join in, sir."
+
+"You'd be too late if we could. It's dying out now. Just as well, too;
+it keeps all the look-outs' heads turned that way. How's the time? All
+right, we'll turn now and try back."
+
+The glow faded and passed, and left the velvety dark as blank as
+before. The leader swung round on a wide curve, and, as if held by one
+long elastic hawser, the flotilla followed in her gleaming wake. At
+the same cantering speed as they had come, they started on the long
+beat back of their bloodthirsty prowl, at the moment when the Scotch
+submarine officer turned over the watch to his Canadian subordinate.
+
+"I've sheered right out now, and they ought to be clear of us all
+right, but keep your eyes skinned for them and nip under if you see
+them again. They're devilish quick on the salvoes in this longitude,
+and 'pon my soul I don't blame 'em either."
+
+
+
+
+IN THE BARRED ZONE.
+
+
+ They called us up from England at the breaking of the day,
+ And the wireless whisper caught us from a hundred leagues away--
+ "Sentries at the Outer Line,
+ All that hold the countersign,
+ Listen in the North Sea--news for you to-day."
+
+ All across the waters, at the paling of the morn,
+ The wireless whispered softly ere the summer day was born--
+ "Be you near or ranging far,
+ By the Varne or Weser bar,
+ The Fleet is out and steaming to the Eastward and the dawn."
+
+ Far and away to the North and West, in the dancing glare of the
+ sunlit ocean,
+ Just a haze, a shimmer of smoke-cloud, grew and broadened many a
+ mile;
+ Low and long and faint and spreading, banner and van of a world in
+ motion,
+ Creeping out to the North and West, it hung in the skies alone
+ awhile.
+
+ Then from over the brooding haze the roar of murmuring engines
+ swelled,
+ And the men of the air looked down to us, a mile below their feet;
+ Down the wind they passed above, their course to the silver
+ sun-track held,
+ And we looked back to the West again, and saw the English Fleet.
+
+ Over the curve of the rounded sea, in ordered lines as the ranks of
+ Rome,
+ Over the far horizon steamed a power that held us dumb,--
+ Miles of racing lines of steel that flattened the sea to a field of
+ foam,
+ Rolling deep to the wash they made,
+ We saw, to the threat of a German blade,
+ The Shield of England come.
+
+
+
+
+A MATTER OF ROUTINE.
+
+
+There was little or no wind, and only a gentle swell from the south.
+The ships rose and fell lazily as they steamed to the south-eastward,
+while only occasionally a handful of light spray fell across a sunlit
+forecastle, drying almost as it fell. But if the air was still the
+ships were certainly not so--as vast as a great moving town, the Fleet
+was travelling at the speed of a touring car. From the Flagship's
+foretop the view was extraordinary. Destroyers or light cruisers when
+pressed seem to be slipping along with something always in hand and
+with no apparent effort; a battleship, however, seen under the same
+conditions, makes one think of St Paul's Cathedral being towed up the
+Thames; she carries a "bone in her teeth," and her bows seem to
+settle low and her stern to rise. In this case the Grand Fleet was
+hurrying--moving south-east at full speed, because--well, they _might_
+just cut the enemy off; but the Hun was canny, and knew exactly the
+danger-limit in this game of "Prisoner's base."
+
+The visibility was good, and as far as the eye could see the water was
+torn and streaked with the wakes of ships--cruisers, destroyers,
+battleships, and craft of every queer and imaginable warlike use. The
+great mass of steel hulls had one thing only in common--they could
+steam, and could steam always with something in hand above the "speed
+of the Fleet." From the ships came a faint brown haze of smoke that
+shimmered with heat and made the horizon dance and flicker. From the
+foretop, looking aft, it seemed incredible that there could be any
+power existing which could drive such a huge beamy hulk as the
+Flagship was, and leave such a turmoil of torn and flattened water
+astern. Battleships in a hurry are certainly not stately; an elderly
+matron in pursuit of a tram-car shows dignity compared to any one of
+them. But if they looked flustered and undignified, they carried a
+cargo which no one could smile at. "_Battleships are mobile
+gun-platforms._" I forget who said that--probably Admiral Mahan--but
+it is true; and if these ships showed an ungraceful way of moving,
+they certainly complied with the definition of gun-platforms. The
+low-sloped turrets all pointed the same way--out to the starboard bow.
+The long tapering guns moved up and down, following the horizon
+against the roll, and sighing as they moved, as if the hydraulic
+engines were weary of the long wait. On the tops of the turrets the
+figures of officers could be seen pacing to and fro across the
+steel--checking now and then to stare at the southern horizon.
+Somewhere out there beneath the blazing sun were the scouts, and
+beyond them--well, that question was one that the scouts were there to
+answer. The smaller ships in sight seemed like motor-cycle pacers
+escorting a long-distance foot-race. With their sterns low and their
+bow-waves running back close to the beautifully-shaped hulls, they
+gave the impression of sauntering along at their leisure and of
+looking impatiently over their shoulders at the big heavy-weights
+astern of them. A destroyer division suddenly heeled and altered
+course like redshank, each ship turning as the leader swung, and with
+a fountain of spray at their sharp high stems they cut through the
+intervals of a Battleship division, swinging up again together to the
+south-east course as they cleared. The watcher in the top had seen the
+trick before, but familiarity could not prevent his eyes from widening
+a little as he saw the stem of his next astern throw up a little cloud
+of spray as it met the foaming V-wake that followed a few yards from
+the leader's counter. He smiled as he thought of an old picture in
+'Punch' of a crowd of small children urging and dragging a huge
+policeman along to a scene of disturbance. The darting, restless
+destroyers seemed like the small bloodthirsty boys--hurrying on ahead
+to see the fun, and then back to wait for the ponderous but willing
+upholder of the law--anxious to miss nothing of the excitement.
+
+The Fleet was running down to intercept, and might be in action at any
+moment if the luck held, but there was no signalling or outpouring of
+instructions. There was just nothing to be said. Everybody knew more
+or less what the tactical situation was; all knew that the enemy might
+be met with any time in the next few hours, but in the turrets the
+guns' crews proceeded with the all-important task of getting outside
+as much dinner as they could comfortably stow. The procedure of
+endeavouring to meet the High Sea Fleet and of dealing with it on
+sight had been rehearsed so often, that the real thing, if it came,
+would call for one signal only, and no more. Many prophets have said
+that the increase of Science and Applied Mechanics in the Navy would
+make men into mere slaves of machines, and into unthinking units. This
+is another theory which has been shown to be hopelessly
+wrong--certainly so in the Navy, as in it both officers and men are
+taught, and have to be taught, far more of the reasons for and the
+object aimed at in the Rules for Battle than ever Nelson thought it
+necessary to communicate to his subordinates in the last Great War.
+The Prussian system may be good, but it produces a bludgeon--ours
+produces the finest tempered blade.
+
+The sight from the foretop was a thing that one would remember all
+one's life, and be thankful not to have missed. The almost
+incalculable value of the great mass of ships--the whirl of figures
+conjured up by a rough estimate of the collective horse-power and the
+numbers of men present; the attempt and failure to even count the
+actual ships in sight; the vision of a scared and wondering neutral
+tramp lying between the lines with engines stopped as the great masses
+of grey-painted steel went past her along the broad highroads of
+churned water,--this was the Fleet at sea; and the known fact that it
+would wheel, close, or spread at the word of one man, from the ships
+that foamed along four hundred yards away to those whose mastheads
+could only just be seen above the horizon, made the wonder all the
+greater. One thought of the thousands of eyes looking south in the
+direction of the big gun-muzzles, of the shells that the guns held
+rammed close home to the rifling, and of the thousands of brains that
+were turning over and over the old question, "Is it to be this time,
+or have they slipped in again?"...
+
+
+
+
+WHO CARES?
+
+
+ The sentries at the Castle Gate,
+ We hold the outer wall,
+ That echoes to the roar of hate
+ And savage bugle-call--
+ Of those that seek to enter in with steel and eager flame,
+ To leave you with but eyes to weep the day the Germans came.
+
+ Though we may catch from out the Keep
+ A whining voice of fear,
+ Of one who whispers "Rest and sleep,
+ And lay aside the spear,"
+ We pay no heed to such as he, as soft as we are hard;
+ We take our word from men alone--the men that rule the guard.
+
+ We hear behind us now and then
+ The voices of the grooms,
+ And bickerings of serving-men
+ Come faintly from the rooms;
+ But let them squabble as they please, we will not turn aside,
+ But--curse to think it was for them that fighting men have died.
+
+ Whatever they may say or try,
+ We shall not pay them heed;
+ And though they wail and talk and lie,
+ We hold our simple Creed--
+ No matter what the cravens say, however loud the din,
+ Our Watch is on the Castle Gate, and none shall enter in.
+
+
+
+
+THE UNCHANGING SEX.
+
+
+ When the battle-worn Horatius, 'midst the cheering Roman throng--
+ All flushed with pride and triumph as they carried him along--
+ Reached the polished porch of marble at the doorway of his home,
+ He felt himself an Emperor--the bravest man of Rome.
+ The people slapped him on the back and knocked his helm askew,
+ Then drifted back along the road to look for something new.
+ Then Horatius sobered down a bit--as you would do to-day--
+ And straightened down his tunic in a calm, collected way.
+ He hung his battered helmet up and wiped his sandals dry,
+ And set a parting in his hair--the same as you and I.
+ His lady kissed him carefully and looked him up and down,
+ And gently disengaged his arm to spare her snowy gown.
+ "You _are_ a real disgrace, you know, the worst I've ever seen;
+ Now go and put your sword away, I _know_ it isn't clean.
+ And you must change your clothes at once, you're simply wringing wet;
+ You've been doing something mischievous, I hope you lost your bet....
+ Why! you're bleeding on the carpet. Who's the brute that hurt you so?
+ Did you kill him? _There's a darling._ Serve him right for hitting
+ low."
+ Then she hustled lots of water, turning back her pretty sleeves,
+ And she set him on the sofa (having taken off his greaves).
+ And bold Horatius purred aloud, the stern Horatius smiled,
+ And didn't seem to mind that he was treated like a child.
+ Though she didn't call him Emperor, or cling to him and cry,
+ Yet I rather think he liked it--just the same as you and I.
+
+
+
+
+TWO CHILDREN.
+
+
+His age was possibly nineteen, and his general appearance had decided
+the members of his last gunroom mess in their choice of a nickname for
+him. "Little Boy Blue," or "Boy" for short, would probably stick to him
+throughout his naval career. The name had certainly followed him to his
+present appointment as "third hand" of a destroyer, where the other
+sub-lieutenants of the flotilla were not likely to allow him to forget
+it. He would have made a perfect model for a Burne-Jones angel. His
+mother would have worded that comparison differently, being under the
+impression that no angel could hope to equal him: on his part, he always
+took most filial care not to disillusion her on such a point. At the
+moment, in the first flush of glory induced by the fact that he had
+left gunroom life for ever, and that his midshipman's patches were
+things of the recent past, he was making the most of a week's leave, and
+making the most also of the opportunity of cultivating the society of a
+home Attraction whom the discerning eyes of his mother may or may not
+have yet noticed. The Attraction was aged sixteen, extremely pretty,
+and, as is usual in such cases, extremely self-possessed.
+
+The Boy, as he accompanied her along the garden path, was not feeling
+self-possessed at all. He had discovered from frequent experience that
+the only position he could retain with reference to the lady as she
+walked was, as he would put it, "half a cable on the starboard quarter."
+Knowing as he did that he was being kept thus distant by intention, he
+followed the broad lines of strategy which his naval training had taught
+him, and acted in a way which on such occasions is always right--that
+is, he aroused doubt and curiosity in the mind of his adversary.
+
+The lady, who--carrying a ball of string in one hand and a bowl of
+peas in the other--had walked in cool silence for at least fifty
+yards, turned suddenly and spoke.
+
+"I suppose this is the first time you've----What _are_ you staring at?"
+
+The Boy blushed at once. "I beg your pardon," he murmured; "I----"
+
+"Is my hair coming down?"
+
+The Boy looked fixedly again at a large black bow which, as he told me
+afterwards, "held the bight of it up." "No-o," he said slowly.
+
+"Then don't stare at it, and don't lag behind. What was I saying?"
+
+"You asked me how long leave I'd got."
+
+"I didn't--you've told me that, and anyhow I've forgotten. I was going
+to ask you if this is the first time you've done any war-work."
+
+"Yes, I was out in the Straits till last Thursday week, and----"
+
+"Don't be silly. I mean work like this, digging and doing without
+things, and helping, and so on."
+
+"Yes, I suppose it is. I haven't had time, really----"
+
+The lady turned on him in righteous scorn. "_Time_--oh, you're one of
+the worst I know. Won't you _ever_ take the war seriously? You just
+look on it all as a joke, and you won't make _any_ sacrifices. Now
+come here--take the other end of this string, and lay it out till I
+tell you to stop."
+
+The Boy meekly obeyed instructions. He pegged the end of the string
+firmly down and returned to the Attraction, who was engaged in hunting
+out a hoe from among a litter of horticultural implements that lay in
+a corner of the garden wall. He stood watching her for a moment, and
+with her eyes away from him, his attitude altered slightly and became
+almost proprietary, while his face seemed to harden a shade and give
+an inkling of the naval stamp that it would develop later on. She
+looked round suddenly and saw him again as a shy and awkward youth.
+
+"Have you done it?" she said. "All right, you can really start doing
+some work now. I'm going to make you dig a trench. _That's_ the best
+way to serve your country when you're ashore and have the chance. And
+to think you've never used a hoe before!"
+
+The Boy scraped the hoe reflectively with the toe of his boot. It did
+not seem to him politic to mention the fact that vegetable gardens do
+not usually grow either on the decks of battleships or on the
+shell-beaten slopes of Gallipoli. He made no attempt to follow the
+tortuous wanderings of a feminine mind, but held on his own course.
+"Are you going to help?" he said.
+
+"No. You'd only loaf at the work if I did, and I've got other things
+to do, too. Now, come along and start, or you'll never get it finished
+by to-night."
+
+"I'm leaving to-morrow," said the Boy.
+
+"So you've told me--heaps of times to-day. But you must finish that
+trench before you go."
+
+The Boy nodded and walked away towards the pegged-out end of the
+string. The lady, without turning her head, walked back up the path
+until she came to the grassy slope at its end. Selecting a spot from
+which a view could be obtained through the hedge of her oppressed
+admirer, she sat down and carefully laid the basin of peas on the bank
+beside her.
+
+"He's rather a dear," she observed cautiously to herself. "But he _is_
+such a child. 'Wonder why boys are always so awfully young compared to
+women?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The flotilla would have turned round for its run back in another
+half-hour if the last destroyer in the enemy's line had not shown a
+faint funnel-glare for the fractional part of a second. They were only
+a couple of miles from the end of the "beat" when it showed, and
+considering the poor visibility that accompanied the frequent
+snow-showers, it was a piece of happy luck that the glare was seen at
+all. Three people on the leader's bridge saw it together; two of them
+gave a kind of muffled yelp, as foxhound puppies would at sight of
+their first cub, while the third gave an order on the instant. The
+destroyer settled a little by the stern, her course altered slightly,
+and she began really to travel. For some hours she had been jogging
+along at seventeen knots, but her speed now began to rise in jumps of
+five knots at a time, till in a few minutes she had become a mad and
+quivering fabric of impatient steel. As she gained her speed the snow
+began to pour down again, blotting out the faint shadow that had meant
+the bow of her next astern. The Captain glanced aft once, and then
+continued his intent gazing forward. He had passed a rough bearing and
+the signal to chase to his subordinates astern, and could do no more
+till he could get touch again. He had no intention of easing his speed
+to wait for clearer visibility. He knew too much of flotilla war to
+let a chance of fighting go by in that way. If he once got to the
+enemy, the rest of his flotilla would steer to the sound of the guns;
+and anyhow, he decided, if he did have to fight single-handed, the
+worse the visibility was and the greater the confusion and doubt among
+the enemy, the better would be the chances for him. The snow ahead
+cleared for a minute to leave a long narrow lane between the showers,
+and he saw the loom of the last ship of the enemy's line. The German
+destroyer seemed to fall back to him, as if she was stopped, though in
+reality she was holding station on her next ahead at a fair sixteen
+knots. With a startling crash and a blaze of blinding light the guns
+opened from along the leader's side--the German guns waiting,
+surprised, for a full minute before they replied. When they did open
+fire, the duel had become too one-sided to be called a fight at all.
+Between the crashes of the guns, the clatter and ring of ejected
+cartridge-cases could be heard but faintly, yet as the big leader
+passed her battered opponent at barely half a cable distance, through
+the din and savage intensity of a yard-arm fight the quartermaster
+stooped over his tiny wheel, oblivious to all things but the clear
+quiet voice that conned the ship past and on to her next victim. The
+rear destroyer of the enemy swung away, stopped, and remained--a
+horrible illustration of the maxim of naval warfare, which says that
+he who is unready should never leave harbour.
+
+At the head of the German line a man of decision had acted swiftly. As
+the blaze of the gun-fire broke out astern of him, and before the
+first German gun had fired a round, he had swung the leading division
+four points off its course. As the British destroyer tore on up the
+line, he swung inwards again and closed on her to engage on her
+disengaged side. As a piece of tactics it was pretty and well
+performed, but nothing can be judged to perfection in war, and this
+evolution was no exception to the rule. As he closed in on the British
+leader, she started her broadside on her second quarry,--an opponent
+better prepared than her first,--and the snow-laden air quivered to
+the shock of furiously worked guns. The flashes lit the contending
+ships in rippling, blinding light, and across the foaming waters that
+the fighters left in their passage, the drifting snow showed up like
+flying gold. At short range the leading German division broke in with
+a burst of rapid fire, and in his swift glance towards this menace
+from his disengaged side the British leader saw the flaw in his
+enemy's harness. The last of the German division was too far astern
+for safety in view of the fact that the British ship was at the moment
+fighting-mad. The German leader had a glimpse of a high bow swinging
+round towards him in the midst of salvoes of bursting shell--then came
+an increased burst of firing from down the line astern, followed by a
+great crash and a dull booming explosion. The gun-fire died down and
+stopped as the guns' crews lost sight of their target, until the
+scattered flotilla was running on in the same darkness as had preceded
+the fight, though in far different condition. The German leader was
+not sure as to what had happened to the first of his command to be
+attacked, but he knew well what had come to the rear ship of his own
+division. She had been blown up in the shock of being rammed by the
+English madman, and although she had probably taken her slayer with
+her, she had left an impression on the minds of the rest of the
+flotilla on the subject of what odds an English ship considered to be
+equal, that would take some considerable drilling to eradicate. He
+flashed out a signal to tell his unseen ships to concentrate, and the
+signal, shaded as it was, drew down a salvo of shell from half a mile
+away on his quarter. At full speed he tore on for home, realising a
+fact that he had only suspected before--that the savage who had
+attacked him had been but the forerunner of a flotilla of unknown
+numbers and strength. The crackling sound of battle--a battle at a
+longer range now--passed on and died down as the unheeding snow
+smothered both light and sound. Both flotillas were occupied, and in
+their occupation had no time to think of what was left astern of
+them,--a shattered German destroyer stopped, helpless, and an easy
+prey for the returning British--a litter of lifebelts, corpses, and
+wreckage, that marked the grave of the rammed ship--and a
+barely-floating hulk, her stern and half her deck only above water,
+that lay rolling to the swell; a broken monument to a man who had
+fought a good fight and gone to his death with the sound of the
+trumpets of the Hall of all Brave Men calling in his ears.
+
+The Boy twisted the seaman's silk handkerchief more tightly round his
+left wrist, and drew another fold across his broken hand. He snapped his
+orders out furiously, and men hastened to obey them. He knew that his
+after-gun was the only one above water, and that the sloping island of
+the stern that formed its support was not likely to retain buoyancy
+long, but so long as there were survivors clustered aft and dry
+ammunition with which they might load, he was going to be ready for
+fighting. To the luck that caused one of his flotilla to lose touch in
+the chase and blunder across him, he owed the fact that he was ever able
+to fight again. She came tearing by down wind--threw the narrow beam of
+a searchlight full on to him--and recognising by that extraordinary
+nautical "eye for a ship," which can see all when a landsman could see
+nothing, that the sloping battered wreck was the remnant of a ship of
+her own class, turned on a wide sweep to investigate. The Boy knew
+nothing of her nationality, and cared less what her intentions were. In
+the midst of a litter of ammunition, wounded men, and half-drowned or
+frozen survivors, he slammed shell at her from his sightless and tilted
+gun till his store of dry cartridges dwindled and failed him. His
+shooting was execrable; he could hardly make out the dark blotch that
+was his target as, astonished and silent, she circled round him. Savage
+and berserk, he fired till his last round was gone, then drew his motley
+collection of ratings around him, and with pistol, knife, and spanner
+they waited for their chance to board.
+
+A long black hull slid cautiously into view and closed them, till up
+against the beating snow and rising wind a voice roared out through a
+megaphone a sentence which no German could ever attempt to copy--"You
+blank, blank, blank," it said, "are you all something mad?"
+
+The Boy stood up, and his wounded hand just then began to hurt him
+very much. "No sir," he called in reply. "I'm sorry, sir; I made a
+mistake. We've got a lot of wounded here."
+
+The night seemed to turn suddenly very cold, and he realised that at
+some moment since the collision he must have been in the water.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Boy did not see her till he had left the train and was half-way
+along the station platform. Then she came forward from the
+ticket-collector's barrier, and he discovered with a start that not
+only was the sun shining, but that the world was a very good place to
+be alive in. He dropped his suit-case to shake hands, and then hastily
+snatched it up to forestall her attempt to carry it for him. She
+turned and piloted him out of the station to where an ancient
+"growler" waited, its steed dozing in the sunshine. "I ordered this
+old thing, as I thought you mightn't be strong enough to walk, but
+you're not such an invalid as I expected. The carrier is bringing your
+luggage." The lady spoke, looking him carefully over from under the
+shade of her hat.
+
+"Walk! Yes, of course I can. I'm not an invalid. I--No, I mean--let's
+drive." He slung his suit-case hastily in through the open cab door.
+
+The lady seemed to see nothing inconsistent in his incoherencies. She
+may have possibly followed his train of thought. She merely nodded,
+and reached in for his suit-case, which she swung easily upwards, to
+be received by the driver and placed on the roof. She then stepped in,
+and watched as the Boy cautiously entered and took his station beside
+her. With what seemed almost a yawn, the old horse roused and began
+to work up to his travelling pace, a possible five miles to the hour.
+
+"Well, Boy," said the lady, "and what sort of a time did they give you
+in hospital?"
+
+"Oh--quite decent, you know; but mighty little to eat. I believe they
+put every one on low diet as soon as they get there just to keep them
+humble and quiet."
+
+"Well, your mother's just dying to feed you up, so you'll get awfully
+fat soon. How's the hand?"
+
+The Boy stretched out his left arm and showed a suspiciously
+inert-looking brown glove. "Only three fingers gone and some bits
+missing. It's stopped my golf all right, though."
+
+"But you'll still be able to hunt and shoot and you'll work up some
+sort of a golf handicap again when you're used to it. What was the
+battle like, Boy?"
+
+"Oh--just the usual sort of destroyer scrap. We saw them first in our
+packet, and so we got most of it. It was a good scrap, though."
+
+"Will you be able to go to sea again, or will they----?"
+
+The Boy flushed and leaned back. "Of course I will--I've got a hand
+and a half, and they can't stick me in a shore job when I've got that
+much." The lady put a hand swiftly out and rested it on the padded
+brown glove. "Of course they can't. Sorry, Boy. I never thought they
+would, you know." The Boy instantly brought his right hand across,
+and, catching the sympathetic hand that lay on his glove, kissed it
+with decision. He then leaned back again to the musty padding of the
+cab, rather shocked at his own temerity. The lady, however, showed no
+signs of confusion at all.
+
+"How long sick leave did they give you? Do you have to go back to the
+hospital, or do you just report at the Admiralty?"
+
+"I don't know,--look here, when are we going to be engaged?"
+
+"When we're old enough, Boy--if you're good. Are you going to be?"
+
+"That's a bet," said the Boy firmly. "So long as I know it's going to
+be all right, I'll be awfully good. What are you going to do with me
+on leave? I can't dig trenches for peas now--at least, not properly."
+
+"No; but if you took a little more interest in the subject, you'd know
+that at this time of year you can pick them. Now, here's your house,
+and you're going in to see your mother, and I'm going home; and you're
+not to laugh at her if she cries, and--pay attention, Boy--there's no
+need for you to wear that glove on your hand; she isn't a baby any
+more than I am."
+
+
+
+
+AN URGENT COURTSHIP.
+
+[Written with a lot of assistance from a partner.]
+
+
+The solitary figure in the R.N. Barracks smoking-room rose, stretched
+himself, and lounged across to a table to change his evening paper for
+a later edition.
+
+"Hullo! old sportsman. Where's everybody?"
+
+The "sportsman"--a precise-looking surgeon who wore a wound-stripe on
+his cuff--looked round from the litter of newspapers he had been
+turning over.
+
+"Why, lumme! if it ain't James the Giant-Killer. Here, waiter! Hi! Two
+sherry--quick! What the deuce brings you here, James?"
+
+"Just down from the North,--joining the _Great Harry_ to-morrow.
+Where's every one? Is there an air-raid on, and were the cellars too
+full for you, my hack-saw expert?"
+
+"They were not. They're damn near empty, worse luck. But the Depôt
+Boxing is on to-night, and I'd be there too, only it's my turn for
+guard. It's no good your going now, you old pug; they'll finish in
+half an hour, and it's a mile away."
+
+"Oh! Well, I'm tired, anyway. I want dinner and then a bed. Of all
+filthy games, give me a war-time train journey. I've found a cabin
+here, and I found a bath, and I won't quarrel with any one for an hour
+or two."
+
+"Then, you may as well keep the cabin while you've got it, because the
+_Great Harry_ is having her mountings altered, and won't commission
+for a week yet."
+
+James Rainer swivelled round in his chair to take the sherry glass
+from the waiter. "Here's luck, Doc. I thought she commissioned
+to-morrow, though."
+
+"Gun trials to-day, and the experts didn't like her. Not much wrong, I
+believe, but she's delayed a week. Here's long life and a----" The
+surgeon paused and put his glass down. James Rainer stared at him
+somewhat truculently.
+
+"James, my boy, I was forgetting. Your little flapper's here. Ah! I
+see you know all about that."
+
+"Doc.--you're an ass; I wasn't thinking of that at all."
+
+The surgeon leaned back in his arm-chair and prepared to enjoy himself.
+
+"Ah! James, me old friend--pot companion of me youth! What a
+chicken-butcher you are! If only you hadn't been so young; two years
+ago, was it not? How the years do roll on, to be sure. And what a
+little romance it was--the blue-eyed flag-lieutenant and the admiral's
+daughter--_always_ the first two down to breakfast. And we used to
+hear, too, in the Yard, of the little expeditions when you were
+detailed to take her back to school and--_No!_ hands off! Would you
+touch me with a cheild in me arrms? Let me go and I'll tell you all
+about her--and look out for my drink, you great ruffian."
+
+"Never mind your drink." James released the surgeon's head from under
+his arm and sat down again. "Is she down here?"
+
+"She is, James--and she's a devilish pretty girl now, too. If it
+wasn't that we're most of us crocks here we'd----"
+
+A signalman entered and glanced inquiringly round the room.
+
+"Who is it for, signalman? Anybody hurt?"
+
+"No, sir." The man looked at his signal-pad again. "Send despatch
+officer to Admiralty House instantly."
+
+"Help!" The surgeon turned to Rainer. "There's only one available
+to-night, and he's at the Boxing. It's probably only stuff to be
+brought back here. What about----? But I forgot, you're tired, aren't
+you? They'd better telephone."
+
+Rainer picked up his cap. "I'm not supposed to join till to-morrow
+night, and I'm going even if it means another filthy railway journey.
+'Night, Doc!"
+
+The door banged decisively, and the surgeon chuckled at some deep jest
+of his own.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Vice-Admiral Sir Charles Woodcote grunted ferociously as a knock
+sounded at his study door.
+
+"Come in!" he barked. "Who is it?"
+
+He looked up to see a tall clean-shaven lieutenant enter--a
+broad-shouldered athletic figure with a heavy jaw and twinkling grey
+eyes.
+
+"Eh--Rainer, how are you, my boy? I was expecting the despatch
+officer."
+
+"Yes, sir; but as I was at a loose end at the barracks I came myself.
+I'm joining the----"
+
+"The _Great Harry_--yes, so you are. Well, it's a long time since I
+saw you. You must come and dine with us before you sail. Now, you'd
+better get off with these. I'm going to send you in the car." He
+pressed a bell and a seaman entered. "The big car at once, _and_ the
+headlights. Tell Thompson to hurry up."
+
+"Please, sir, Thompson's hurt his wrist, sir. Starting the----"
+
+"_Confound_ Thompson--he's always doing it. _Why_ does he do it? Eh?
+Eh? You can't tell me? Tell Miss Ruth to get the other car round at
+once, d'you hear?"
+
+"Now, Rainer," said the Admiral, "here's the despatch. Take it to
+Shortholme aerodrome, and bring a receipt back, d'you hear? and keep
+that girl of mine out of mischief. _Come_ in!"
+
+The door opened, and a slim leather-coated figure appeared. Rainer
+tried to keep his eyes on the Admiral, but failed dismally, his
+efforts resulting in a distressing squint. His flapper of two years
+ago was now a calm, self-possessed, and extremely pretty girl, who, in
+her rôle of amateur chauffeur, did not seem even to be aware of his
+presence in the room.
+
+"The car is ready, father," she said, and vanished, leaving the
+startled Rainer gaping at a vision of neat black gaiters beneath her
+short skirt.
+
+"Well, you'd better get on then," said the Admiral. "But, by the way,
+tell Forrest--Wing-Commander Forrest--to keep an eye on his machines.
+There are three German prisoners loose near here--two pilots and a
+mechanic from their Flying Corps. They may try and steal a machine to
+get away on. Tell him to lock up his hangars, or whatever he calls the
+things, and--all right--get on--get on. What are you waiting for?"
+
+Rainer, nothing loath, took his dismissal. He hurried across the hall,
+cramming the despatch, in its stiff parchment envelope, into the
+inside pocket of his overcoat as he went. The car was standing purring
+at the door, a leakage of light from the side-lamps shining on a
+demure little face behind the screen, and showing him also that the
+back near-side door was standing invitingly open.
+
+"You little darling," he thought, "as if you didn't _know_ what you are
+in for." He firmly closed the back door, sat down in the vacant front
+seat, and reached over to pull in a rug from behind him. As he did so
+the clutch was gently engaged and the car slid quietly down the drive.
+
+"It's jolly nice your driving me like this, Miss Woodcote," he said.
+"Do you drive many despatch officers?"
+
+"Why, yes, Mr Rainer; Thompson and I take turns at it."
+
+"Are you an official chauffeur, then?"
+
+"I have been for some time now."
+
+"Always here?"
+
+"No, I was at Portsmouth a bit."
+
+"Indeed? How far is it to Shortcombe?"
+
+"About twenty miles, by this road."
+
+"You didn't seem surprised to see me in your father's study."
+
+The car dodged round a tram and began a louder purr as it felt the
+open road ahead.
+
+"Well, Hickson told me you had come."
+
+"Oh! he did, did he? Did Hickson tell you anything else?"
+
+"Yes; and I don't think it's quite nice for an officer to bribe a
+butler to write and tell him things about his master's daughter."
+
+"Well, I'm damned. Hickson is a scoundrel. I told him he wasn't to."
+
+"Well, he did tell. I made him. And I think it was very wrong of you."
+
+"But I'd always looked after you before, and it's only natural I
+should like to hear you weren't getting into trouble after my eagle
+eye had left you."
+
+"Never mind about eagle eyes. It was very rude, and it mustn't go on."
+
+"It won't. I promise you."
+
+Miss Woodcote, a little piqued at such easy acquiescence, drove in
+silence for a few minutes, then, unable to restrain her curiosity,
+fell into the trap.
+
+"Well, I'm glad to hear you say so. It was a silly thing to do."
+
+"Yes, it was, perhaps. But the necessity for it has gone now, so I
+don't mind."
+
+"What do you mean by that?"
+
+"Well, I'm going to marry you now you're grown up, so----"
+
+"Will you please stop talking nonsense?"
+
+"Will you marry me?"
+
+"No."
+
+"Well, that's one proposal over. I think a girl can't be very distant
+with a man who's proposed to her, can she? It implies a certain
+intimacy, so to speak...?"
+
+"No."
+
+"It means, you see, a secret shared together, and that should...."
+
+A stony silence.
+
+"Of course--it's not the only secret we've had together. There was the
+matter of the fire in the kitchen, when we were making toffee and
+upset the paraffin...."
+
+Still silence.
+
+"You know two years ago I was going to marry you if I could, and I
+knew that you----"
+
+"What did you know?"
+
+"Well, you knew I'd never let you marry any one else."
+
+"Mr Rainer--will you please be quiet? I don't want to speak to you."
+
+"Damn," said Rainer, leaning back sulkily.
+
+"And don't swear, please."
+
+Rainer sat up again. "Haven't I got cause for swearing? We've come
+ten miles and I wanted to kiss you before we'd done twenty. You're
+wasting time, you know."
+
+"I don't want to kiss any one, and certainly not you."
+
+Rainer's confidence began to evaporate slightly. This was not quite
+the flapper he had known. He sighed heavily, and, leaning back again,
+turned slightly away from her, wishing that he had eyes in the back of
+his head.
+
+Miss Woodcote, secure in the knowledge that he was not so favoured by
+nature, had glanced three times in his direction before the trouble
+started. The car whirled round a corner, its speed regulated more by
+the state of the driver's temper than by good judgment, and the
+headlights shone full on a heavy farm cart which lay right across the
+road. There was a grinding of brakes, a lurch and skid, and Rainer had
+just time to throw a protecting arm across Ruth as the collision
+occurred. The screen went to pieces as the headlights went out, and
+the frightened Rainer and the extremely angry chauffeuse stared at
+each other in the dim glow of the side-lamps.
+
+"Are you hurt? Are you all right? _Ruth_...."
+
+"The _beasts_, the _beasts_. I've _never_ hit anything before. _Oh!_
+Just look at all the glass."
+
+The tone of her voice reassured the trembling lover beside her, and
+rising to his feet, he began to shed his overcoat.
+
+"Cheer up," he said. "There mayn't be as much damage as you think.
+We'll have a look at it. Hullo!"
+
+Two dark figures showed by the near side of the bonnet, and a harsh
+voice rasped out: "Out of the car and put your hands up. Quickly, now,
+or you'll get hurt."
+
+Rainer obeyed part of the order with startling alacrity. This was a
+straightforward and simple problem to deal with compared with the
+attempt to instil sense into an unreasonable, albeit delightful, girl.
+His overcoat dropped to the floor-boards and he landed on the road at
+the same moment. Two to one in a bad light was very fair odds, he
+felt, and he only regretted that he had not got his gloves on, as he
+foresaw broken knuckles for himself by the morning.
+
+He shuffled forward a few feet and went in for his left-hand
+adversary. The left feint was only a concession to orthodoxy, but the
+right hook which followed it was delivered with a grunt and twist that
+meant business. He sprang back at once behind the side-lamp, perfectly
+satisfied that the recipient of the blow was going to be a sleeping
+partner for some minutes at least. The second man came forward a
+little doubtfully, swearing in excellent German. Rainer heard a cry
+from Ruth and turned half round. A third opponent had appeared from
+behind the car, and a club or heavy stick was whirling over his head.
+For an instant Rainer hesitated, then tried to jump in under the
+weapon. He felt as he did so that it was too late, but he arrived
+safely on his man's chest, clutching for the upraised arm. The left
+hand seized something it had not expected to find--a girl's hand in a
+leather glove. The club-man roared with rage, swung round and struck
+savagely behind him. Rainer had a glimpse of a white face going down,
+and a little moan of pain from the ground sent him berserk. An arm
+came around his throat from behind, and he knew that what he had to do
+must be done quickly. He tripped the club-man and hurled himself
+sideways and back. The three figures, swaying and straining together,
+struck the car and came down. Rainer felt the arm round his neck slip
+and change to a hand. The owner of the hand instantly began to regret
+this, as Rainer's teeth were not only in good condition but had a grip
+like a bull-dog's. The club-man began to scream, and not without
+reason. To be held against a car-wheel by a twelve-stone
+rough-and-tumble expert who doesn't mind being killed if only he
+leaves his mark on you, is a bad position for any man to be in.
+Rainer's hands were on his throat, the knuckles working and straining
+upwards for the carotids, and Rainer's legs were quietly but surely
+engaged in breaking his left ankle.
+
+Then the man with the prisoned hand began to talk rapidly, and Rainer
+threw his reserve strength into his hands. He knew what was coming.
+His first opponent had awakened. He felt the man behind him wriggle
+his body clear, and then came a smashing concussion. With a feeling of
+regret that he had not been allowed another ten seconds' grip he sank
+into oblivion.
+
+Two men rose from beside him and leaned panting and gasping against
+the car. One of them subsided and sat on the running board, his breath
+rasping and tearing in his throat. The man who had felt Rainer's punch
+dropped the club, took off a side-lamp and made a hasty examination of
+the front of the car. Returning, he spoke in short abrupt sentences to
+the others, and assisted the seated man to his feet with a kick. The
+three stood and listened for a moment, then broke through the hedge
+and vanished into the night.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It seemed to Rainer in his dreams that his ship was coaling. He could
+hear the crash and rattle and roar of the winches, and there was a
+gritty taste in his mouth as if he was working in the collier's hold. He
+spat out a mouthful of dust and lifted his head. No--they weren't
+coaling. He was lying against a very hard and nobbly car, and he had a
+devil of a headache. He considered the situation a moment, and then woke
+up suddenly with a cold feeling of fear. He rose and steadied himself by
+a wing, then looked round. Yes, there she was, a few feet away, and at
+the sight of her his strength came back. He knelt down and lifted her
+shoulders. She moved a little and moaned. With trembling fingers he felt
+the top of her head and found that the cap was gone, and that there was
+a suspiciously sticky lump on her forehead. He felt for his
+handkerchief, but remembered that it was in his overcoat. Lifting the
+girl in his arms he tottered to the car and sat down in the front seat,
+while he searched the coat pockets. He found the handkerchief, and
+noted, as a side-issue, that the despatches were still there. Unscrewing
+the filling cap of the petrol tank he plunged the handkerchief in, but
+turned his head at a voice at his elbow.
+
+"Jim! What are you doing?"
+
+"Thank God! Ruth, lie still. I'm going to put some petrol on your
+head."
+
+"_Ooo!_" The lady had straightened up in her seat. "My poor head--it
+does hurt. Jim! if you put petrol on my head I'll _never_ marry you."
+
+"But, darling--I----"
+
+"Don't do it. Have you got the despatches?"
+
+"Yes. I don't think they were after them. Ruth, d'you know that chap
+would have brained me if you hadn't tackled him?"
+
+"Why did you kiss me just before I woke up?"
+
+"I didn't. I swear I didn't."
+
+"You did. I know you did."
+
+"I--I--Ruth, were you angry?"
+
+"Don't you think you might see if you can move the car, or do
+something useful?"
+
+"Ruth, were you? Ruth, I say----"
+
+"Jim, there's a car coming. All right, be quick. That will do.
+_There_, you old brute--now go and meet that car. Give me your hanky."
+
+Rainer reluctantly dodged round the farm cart, holding a side-lamp in
+his hand. The headache was forgotten, and the world seemed a
+remarkably pleasant place in spite of bruises and stiff joints. The
+car pulled up and a group of figures came towards him. "Hullo," said
+one, "what's all this?"
+
+Rainer recognised the speaker. "That you Deane?" he replied. "Three
+escaped Huns have attacked us. They've gone now. I was bringing
+despatches for the Wing-Commander, but they didn't get them. Miss
+Woodcote's in the car. She's smashed--the car, I mean--and she's had a
+blow on the head from a club."
+
+"Lord! Those are our men. They walked out to one of our machines at
+dusk just after it landed, but they ran when they were challenged.
+We're after them now."
+
+"Well, they can't get far. One's groggy and one's lame. What about
+Miss Woodcote? She'll have to be sent home. She's got a nasty crack on
+the head."
+
+"We'll send her to Admiralty House in this lorry. Give me the
+despatches and you go back with her. I'm going to spread my men out
+and hunt the fields. They must have been after your car."
+
+Rainer walked back as the air-mechanics began to move the farm cart
+out of the road. "Ruth," he said, "we're going back on this lorry.
+I've handed the despatches over, and I'm going to take you home."
+
+"Only ten miles, Jim, and you expected forty, didn't you?"
+
+"I did, but I hoped to have kissed you all the last twenty of them,
+you little angel."
+
+"Well, Jim, it looks a very dark lorry, doesn't it? But as for kissing
+me in the other car----Well, you may have decided on the last twenty
+miles, but I had arranged for the last hundred yards up the drive.
+Why? You silly old thing. I can't do two things properly at once, and
+I made up my mind when we started I was not going to be kissed when I
+was driving. Carry me across carefully, Jim, dear. I'm feeling rather
+fragile now...."
+
+
+
+
+LOOKING AFT.
+
+
+ I'm the donkey-man of a dingy tramp
+ They launched in 'Eighty-one,
+ Rickety, old, and leaky too--but some o' the rivets are shining new
+ Beneath our after-gun.
+
+ An' she an' meself are off to sea
+ From out o' the breaker's hands,
+ An' we laugh to find such an altered game, for devil a thing we
+ found the same
+ When we came off the land.
+
+ We used to carry a freight of trash
+ That younger ships would scorn,
+ But now we're running a decent trade--howitzer-shell and
+ hand-grenade,
+ Or best Alberta corn.
+
+ We used to sneak an' smouch along
+ Wi' rusty side an' rails,
+ Hoot an' bellow of liners proud--"Give us the room that we're
+ allowed;
+ Get out o' the track--the Mails!"
+
+ We sometimes met--an' took their wash--
+ The 'aughty ships o' war,
+ An' we dips to them--an' they to us--an' on they went in a tearin'
+ fuss,
+ But now they count us more.
+
+ For now we're "England's Hope and Pride"--
+ The Mercantile Marine,--
+ "Bring us the goods and food we lack, because we're hungry, Merchant
+ Jack"
+ (As often I have been).
+
+ "You're the man to save us now,
+ We look to you to win;
+ Wot'd yer like? A rise o' pay? We'll give whatever you like to say,
+ But bring the cargoes in."
+
+ An' here we are in the danger zone,
+ Wi' escorts all around,
+ Destroyers a-racing to and fro--"We will show you the way to go,
+ An' guide you safe an' sound."
+
+ "An' did you cross in a comfy way,
+ Or did you have to run?
+ An' is the patch on your hull we see the mark of a bump in
+ 'Ninety-three,
+ Or the work of a German gun?"
+
+ "We'll lead you now, and keep beside,
+ An' call to all the Fleet,
+ Clear the road and sweep us in--he carries a freight we need to win,
+ A golden load of wheat."
+
+ Yes, we're the hope of England now,
+ And rank wi' the Navy too;
+ An' all the papers speak us fair--"Nothing he will not lightly dare,
+ Nothing he fears to do."
+
+ "Be polite to Merchant Jack,
+ Who brings you in the meat,
+ For if he went on a striking lay, you'd have to go on your knees and
+ pray,
+ With never a bone to eat."
+
+ But you can lay your papers down
+ An' set your fears aside,
+ For we will keep the ocean free--we o' the clean an' open sea--
+ To break the German pride.
+
+ We won't go canny or strike for pay,
+ Or say we need a rest;
+ But you get on wi' the blinkin' War--an' not so much o' your strikes
+ ashore,
+ Or givin' the German best.
+
+
+
+
+GRIT.
+
+
+The Captain of H.M. T.B.D. _Upavon_ was in a bad humour. He had
+decided when he left harbour that this patrol was going to be an
+uninteresting one, as the area allotted to him covered no traffic
+lane, and was therefore unlikely to hold an enemy within its
+boundaries. The dulness of a blank horizon had continued to confirm
+him in his opinion since the patrol began. He spoke from his arm-chair
+as the First Lieutenant struggled into his oilskins preparatory to
+going on deck for the First Watch.
+
+"I don't care what courses you steer so long as you work along to the
+west'ard and keep the alterations logged. Beat across in twelve-mile
+tacks, and tell your relief to do the same. I'll be keeping the
+morning, and I'll turn round and work east at six. Got it?"
+
+The First Lieutenant intimated that he had "got it," and, pulling his
+sou'wester well down over his ears, passed out: he was none too
+cheerful at the moment himself. The rain had been beating down in
+heavy streams since dusk, and the long oily swell that had been with
+them since leaving harbour had, although it had not wetted their
+rails, made the steady rolling rather monotonous.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The big tramp steamer might have had a fighting chance if it had not
+been for the torpedo. It hit fairly abreast her bridge, and two boats
+at the port-davits broke to splinters above the explosion, while the
+wireless instruments developed defects that would have taken a week to
+cure. The Chief Mate never saw the periscope. The explosion, and the
+sight of a hard white line stretching away to port at right angles to
+their course, were impressed on his brain simultaneously. It was a
+few seconds later when he rose shakily to his feet and mechanically
+set the engine-room telegraphs to "stop." As he did so, the Captain
+arrived with a rush on the bridge and released him from his post. He
+hurried below to examine the damage, and to fight, by every means
+possible to seamanship, the great Atlantic waters that he knew must by
+then be flooding nearly half the hold-space of the ship. Ships have
+reached harbour with worse damage than she had received, and she might
+have added another name to the list of tributes to good seamanship had
+not the enemy risen astern of them to complete his work. A shell
+hummed over them, skimming the tilted deck from two thousand yards
+away. The second shell arrived as the tramp's stern-gun fired, and the
+steamer quivered to a dull rumbling shock that told of a well-delayed
+fuse and a raking shot.
+
+The tramp's big propeller threshed along, half out of water, as her
+Captain rang down for speed with which to dodge and man[oe]uvre; but
+the vicious shells came steadily home into her, and it was a question
+only of whether the straining bulkheads forward would go before her
+stern was blown in. The stern-gun could hardly be depressed enough to
+get a clear view of its target, and Fritz knew it. The Chief Mate
+reckoned that it was about the twelfth shell that finished them.
+Following its explosion, he heard a noise that told him much,--a
+hissing, rushing sound of air from beneath his feet--the sigh of
+flooding holds.
+
+There was little time, but they did what they could. The gun's crew,
+wrestling with a refractory cartridge-box lid, hardly seemed to look
+up as the tramp sank, carrying them down as so many British seamen
+have gone down, intent only on the job in hand. In five minutes' time
+the ocean was clear again save for a half-dozen bobbing heads
+clustered round a small white upturned boat.
+
+The sea, that from the deck of the tramp had seemed to be only a long
+gentle swell, now appeared tremendous and threatening. With a cable's
+length between their smooth crests the big hills came majestically on,
+giving the numbed survivors glimpses of the empty spaces of the sea at
+intervals before lowering them back to the broad dark valleys between.
+For a few minutes the men simply paddled their feet in silence as they
+clung with unnecessary strength to the life-lines, stem, and
+stern-posts of the capsized boat; then the Chief Mate called to two of
+them by name. He gave the white-bearded, semi-conscious figure he
+supported into their charge and commenced diving, or rather ducking
+down, under the gunwale. He was blue with cold and weariness before he
+gained his object--a heavy eighteen-foot ash oar. The other two men
+came to his assistance, and between them they succeeded in passing the
+oar-loom across and under the boat, and in working it about until it
+caught and held at the far side. It took the Chief Mate a ghastly
+quarter of an hour before he could climb to the swaying keel, but
+once there he easily hauled the lighter of his assistants up beside
+him. With the other man steadying the loom in position, they swung
+their weight back on the painter clove-hitched to the bending blade.
+Time after time the oar slipped and had to be replaced, and on each
+failure the cramped workers panted and shivered a while before
+patiently setting to the task again. As they toiled, the send of the
+swell worked the boat broadside on, and suddenly as they threw back on
+the line she came sharply over, throwing them into the sea before they
+could clutch the rising gunwale with their hands. Followed an hour of
+heart-breaking baling with caps and hands, and then one by one the six
+came aboard--the old Captain, who in the face of active work was
+recovering consciousness, insisting on being at any rate one of the
+last three to leave the water.
+
+The Chief Mate collapsed at once across the after-thwart. He had been
+working with the strength of desperation, and the effort had been
+great. The others knelt or sat on the thwarts, staring around them as
+they swung periodically on the crests of the waves in hungry desire
+for the sight of help. One man faced aft and began swearing, cursing
+the cold, the Germans, the war, and, in a curious twist of
+recollection, the ship's cook, who had died twenty minutes before, but
+who had done so suffering under the accusation of having stolen the
+swearer's sugar ration. The Captain rose, steadying himself by a hand
+on the gunwale: "Stop that swearing, you," he said; "lay aft here and
+rummage these lockers. You other hands, muster the gear in the boat
+and clear away the raffle. Mr Johnson, you and I will bail for an
+hour; the boat is leaking, and we'll take the first spell. We want
+warming, I think."
+
+The Chief Mate raised his head from against the thwart--"I can't bale,
+sir; let the men do it. I'm done."
+
+"Mr Johnson, I'm sixty-five years old and I'm going to bale, and I'm
+captain of this ship."
+
+The Chief Mate clawed himself up to a kneeling position, and taking a
+sodden cap from the stern-sheets set feebly to work. As he went on he
+warmed a little, and the deadly feeling of despair began to leave him.
+The movements of men about him as they hunted for missing masts and
+oars roused him at length to an oath at a seaman who lurched against
+him.
+
+An hour later the dusk closed down, and with two men baling wearily
+the boat rose and fell to what was undoubtedly a threatening sea,
+tugging and jerking at her sea anchor. The other four crouched in the
+stern-sheets, huddled together to find warmth beneath the beating rain.
+
+"If the sail wasn't gone, sir, would you 'ave tried to make land?" A
+seaman spoke, his cheek against the Chief Mate's serge sleeve.
+
+"I would, Hanson; and if we had two sound oars, I'd use those too,"
+said the old Captain. "But even like this, I'm not going to give in or
+stop trying."
+
+One of the balers dropped his cap and leaned sideways across the
+stern-sheets. "Tell 'em the truth, sir," he said. "I know, and both
+you officers know. If we had sails and oars too and a fair wind, we
+couldn't make land under a week. We'll not live three days in this
+cold and on this ration, and there's no traffic here. For Gawd's sake
+stop shammin', an' let's take our medicine quiet."
+
+The Chief Mate swore and started to rise, but the Captain checked him.
+"One moment, Mr Johnson," he said, and turned to the ex-baler: "Listen
+now, my lad; it's not that you're afraid, it's just that you haven't
+got guts, that's your trouble. I'm an old man and I've got to die soon
+anyhow, so it oughtn't to matter to me. But I tell _you_ that I'm
+going to work till I freeze stiff on this job, and I'll never stop
+trying if every one of you does. It's true, there isn't much chance
+for us, but there _is_ a chance, and I won't let go of it. If we were
+told to come this route, it means some one else may be told to use
+it. There may be a ship just over the horizon now. I tell you, I
+don't want some one to pick me up drifting about and say, 'They
+haven't been dead an hour yet; if they'd used a bit more pluck they'd
+have pulled through. No, by God, the man that sank my ship thinks he's
+finished me, but as long as I can lift a hand I'll try to beat him.
+I'll sail ships yet in his dirty German teeth, and I'll take you with
+me in my fo'c'sle. Now get on and bale till your watch is up."
+
+The man reached forward to the floating cap and without a word continued
+to use it, ladling the icy water overside in pitifully small quantities.
+The white-bearded captain subsided again beside the Chief Mate.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The _Upavon_ was still rolling heavily as her Captain came on the
+bridge for the morning watch. She rolled a little uneasily now, and
+there was a suspicion of a "top" to the seas as they lifted her. The
+Captain glowered at the crescent moon--having lost none of his
+ill-humour in the night,--while the Sub-Lieutenant nervously turned
+over the watch to him.
+
+"And we're to turn east at six, and the First Lieutenant said to be
+careful to log all alterations----"
+
+The Captain dismissed him abruptly and turned away. As if he didn't know
+his own orders! Nice thing to be told them by a young cub like that! He
+would alter round just when he liked, of course. Damn the rain! He'd
+alter course now and run down before the wind. If those young beggars
+thought he was going to spend the next two hours facing the rain, they
+were very much mistaken. Why, when he'd been their age he'd faced more
+rain than they were ever likely to meet, so--he spoke an order, and the
+ship came slowly round through ten points of the compass.
+
+"Steady, now. How's her head? South? All right; put that in the
+log--time, four-twenty...."
+
+It was six-thirty, and the dawn and two cups of cocoa had removed a
+good deal of the Captain's temper. He lit a cigarette and faced to
+windward to look at the coming weather.
+
+"M'm," he soliloquised; "and it's going to breeze up a bit too.
+There'll be some breaking seas by noon."
+
+As he was turning to continue his pacing of the bridge, he started and
+fumbled for his binoculars. He stared a while to windward, and then,
+without lowering the glasses, spoke--
+
+"Starboard fifteen, quartermaster.... Steady, now.... Steer for that
+white boat on the port bow,--see it?... _Messenger!_ go down and tell
+the First Lieutenant I want him; and call the surgeon, too."
+
+
+
+
+A MAXIM.
+
+
+ When the foe is pressing and the shells come down
+ In a stream like maxim fire,
+ When the long grey ranks seem to thicken all the while,
+ And they stamp on the last of the wire,
+ When all along the line comes a whisper on the wind
+ That you hear through the drumming of the guns:
+ "They are through over there and the right is in the air,"
+ "And there isn't any end to the Huns."
+ Then keep along a-shooting till you can't shoot more,
+ And hit 'em with a shovel on the head.
+ Don't forget a lot of folk have beaten them before,
+ And a Hun'll never hurt you if he's dead.
+ If you're in a hole and your hopes begin to fail,
+ If you're in a losing fight,
+ Think a bit of Jonah in the belly of the whale,
+ _'Cause-he-got-out-all-right_.
+
+
+
+
+FROM A FAR COUNTRY.
+
+
+Announced by the jangling of the curtain that he had almost brought
+down with his heavy suit-case, a cheerful curly-haired officer entered
+noisily and dropped into one of the Wardroom arm-chairs. He stretched
+his legs out and, lighting a cigarette, leaned back luxuriously.
+
+"Well?" said a chorus of voices, "_well_--how's London?"
+
+The curly-haired one smiled reminiscently. "Still standing, still
+standing," he replied. "No place for you though, I'm afraid. You're
+none of you good-looking enough to pass as Yanks or Colonials."
+
+"Oh, cut it out. Tell us what it's like. You know, you're the first
+one to go there from us for a year, and we want to know."
+
+"What? all about it? All right; chuck a cup of tea across and I'll
+give you the special correspondent's sob-stuff. _Aah!_ that's better;
+this train-travelling has given me a mouth like--I won't say what.
+Well, I'll try and tell you what I thought of it and the people that
+live there. I may say at once that they are civilised to the extent
+that they'll take English money without complaining about it,
+and--_all_ right, I'll get on.
+
+"Well, you know how I went off laden with meat and other cards till I
+was bulging, and how I reckoned to find people looking hungry at me as
+if they were reckoning what I'd boil down to in a stock-pot? Well, I've
+got all these cards still--didn't need 'em. I'd usually left them in my
+other coat when I got started on meals, and as they've got the trick of
+camouflaging fish and eggs till you don't know what you're eating, it
+wasn't worth hunting 'em out. All London seems to live on eggs, and
+where the deuce they all come from I don't know; they must be using up
+dumps of them. Oh, and another thing, I'd forgotten that in London they
+don't grow electric lighters on every bulkhead, and it was lucky I had a
+few matches with me. The first day I was stopped by fellers wanting a
+light off my cigarette just three times in a dog-watch, but the other
+days I didn't get asked at all--I'd lost the country-cousin look, I
+s'pose. Men? Yes, there's a fair sprinkling there still, but nothing
+under forty, I should say. Yes, there seem to be crowds of women.
+Perhaps there are actually more, or it may be that the shortage of men
+makes 'em look more; but there do seem to be heaps of them. It just made
+me marvel, too, at the extraordinary lack of imagination the women have.
+They still wear devilish short skirts, and yet there isn't one in forty
+of 'em that has a foot and ankle that one could call it decent to show.
+You'd think they'd see one another's defects and get wise, but they
+don't. I suppose that now the secret's out about their legs, they reckon
+it's too late to hide the truth and they face it out; but I'm surprised
+the young ones don't camouflage themselves a bit and get a fair start.
+Theatres? Yes; I went through the list, revues and all. I read Arnold
+Bennett's account of a music-hall--you know the book? Yes, I read it in
+the train going down. Well, I gathered from his description that things
+had flashed up a bit since the dear dead days of nineteen-sixteen, and
+that I would find myself in a hall of dazzling Eastern et-ceteras; but,
+my word! it was like tea at the Vicarage. I don't know what revue Arnold
+Bennett found, but I guess I missed it. It's true, I saw one perfectly
+_reckless_ lieutenant drop a programme out of a box into the orchestra;
+but as the orchestra didn't notice it, and I doubt if the lieutenant did
+either, it could hardly be put down to riotous conduct induced by drink
+and sensual music. Oh, I noticed one thing--all the theatre programmes
+had directions printed as to what to do in case of air-raids during the
+performance. They had it printed small and sandwiched in between the
+_hats by Suzanne_ and _dresses by Cox_ announcements. I liked that. It
+was British and dignified. I'd like to have sent some copies to
+Hindenburg. News? Yes, I heard a whole lot, but it was mostly denied in
+the papers next morning. It's a queer town for rumours. I think they all
+live too close together, and they get hysterical or something--like in
+that Frenchman's book, you know, the 'Psychology of Crowds,' or
+something like that. They weren't worrying much about the war, though. I
+stopped to look at the tape-messages in the club, and there was an
+eight-line chit on the board mentioning that the Hun was coming on like
+a gale o' wind towards Paris, while the rest of the board had eight
+full-length columns on the latest Old Bailey case, and there was another
+column coming through on the machine with a crowd waiting for more. No,
+I'm _not_ trying to be cynical. I read 'em all, but I hadn't quite got
+the London sense of proportion in two days, and it worried me that there
+was no more war news coming.
+
+"Cost? Yes, _rather_. I've spent whole heaps of bullion, and I'll have
+to ask the Pay for an advance now. It's quite easy; you just exist
+and the cash trickles off you. There's not so much of the old 'men in
+uniform free' or 'half-price to officers' going now. There aren't many
+civilians left, and I guess _they're_ just taking in one another's
+washing. Everything that isn't a necessity is double price at least,
+and I believe the shopkeepers would like to make breathing a luxury
+too. On the whole, I'm glad I only had a few days there. The air's so
+foul, you know. Mixture of scent and petrol, I think. Oh but, by the
+way, I saw a hansom--a real hansom--in Regent Street. Quite a neat
+well-kept one, too. No, nothing new in the way of dresses. Just the
+same as nineteen-sixteen, as far as I could see. There may have been
+some good-looking faces among the thousands in the West-end streets,
+but they were cancelled by the awful legs underneath. I wonder they
+ever manage to get married. Well, I saw thousands of that kind of
+female--more than one ever saw before; but I met some others who
+squared things up in my mind. Ten hours a day and clean the car
+herself for one, and oxyacetyline welding eight hours and overtime
+for another at two-five a week. Doing it to win the War, and not
+because they wanted to or liked it. Made me feel small to be on leave
+when I talked to 'em. And then, as I was leaving the hotel, a whole
+crowd of Swiss porters and servants, that had been fairly coming the
+Field-Marshal over me for three days, came oiling round me for tips,
+and pocketed the cash without a word when they got it; and--and--while
+they were doing it, a Scotch corporal walked past the taxi with three
+wound-stripes on his arm and four notches on his bayonet hilt. It's
+all a bit too puzzling for me. As soon as I got settled in one
+impression, I'd get jolted out of it by another. Heigho! I'm not sorry
+to have gone there to look, and I'm not sorry to be back." He rose,
+and moving across the Wardroom, flung open the door of his tiny cabin
+and passed in. His voice sounded hollow through the thin partition.
+"Hi! outside there--some shaving water _eck dum_," and then a
+contented murmur--"Lord! but it's good to be home again."
+
+
+
+
+THE CRISIS.
+
+
+ When the Spartan heroes tried
+ To hold the broken gate,
+ When--roaring like the rising tide--
+ The Persian horsemen charged and died
+ In foaming waves of hate.
+
+ When with armour hacked and torn
+ They gripped their shields of brass,
+ And hailed the gods that light the morn
+ With battle-cry of hope forlorn,
+ "We shall not let them pass."
+
+ While they combed their hair for death
+ Before the Persian line,
+ They spoke awhile with easy breath,
+ "What think ye the Athenian saith
+ In Athens as they dine?"
+
+ "Doth he repent that we alone
+ Are here to hold the way,
+ That he must reap what he hath sown--
+ That only valour may atone
+ The fault of yesterday?"
+
+ "Is he content that thou and I--
+ Three hundred men in line--
+ Should show him thus how man may try
+ To stay the foemen passing by
+ To Athens, where they dine?"
+
+ "Ah! now the clashing cymbal rings,
+ The mighty host is nigh;
+ Let Athens talk of passing things--
+ But here, three hundred Spartan kings
+ Shall greet the fame the Persian brings
+ To men about to die."
+
+
+
+
+A SEA CHANTY.
+
+
+ There's a whistle of the wind in the rigging overhead,
+ And the tune is as plain as can be.
+ "Hey! down below there. D'you know it's going to blow there,
+ All across the cold North Sea?"
+
+ And along comes the gale from the locker in the North
+ By the Storm-King's hand set free,
+ And the wind and the snow and the sleet come forth,
+ Let loose to the cold North Sea.
+
+ Tumble out the oilskins, the seas are running white,
+ There's a wet watch due for me,
+ For we're heading to the east, and a long wet night
+ As we drive at the cold North Sea.
+
+ See the water foaming as the waves go by
+ Like the tide on the sands of Dee;
+ Hear the gale a-piping in the halliards high
+ To the tune of the cold North Sea.
+
+ See how she's meeting them, plunging all the while,
+ Till I'm wet to the sea-boot knee;
+ See how she's beating them--twenty to the mile--
+ The waves of the cold North Sea.
+
+ Right across from Helgoland to meet the English coast,
+ Lie better than the likes of we,--
+ Men that lived in many ways, but went to join the host
+ That are buried by the cold North Sea.
+
+ Rig along the life-lines, double-stay the rails,
+ Lest the Storm-King call for a fee;
+ For if any man should slip, through the rolling of the ship,
+ He'd be lost in the cold North Sea.
+
+ We are heading to the gale, and the driving of the sleet,
+ And we're far to the east of Three.
+ Hey! you German sailormen, here's the British Fleet
+ Waiting in the cold North Sea.
+
+
+
+
+THE WAR OF ATTRITION.
+
+
+A wonderfully deep-blue sea stretched away to meet a light-blue sky,
+which was dotted with soft wool-like patches of cloud. There was a
+slight smooth swell from the south-west, and the air was cool and
+salt-laden. Looking from the conning-tower the hull of the boat could
+be clearly seen as she rose and fell to the waves, the sunlight
+flashing back steel-blue from her grey side six feet below the
+surface. It was a day that showed the sea at its best--a high Northern
+latitude in June, and a high barometer producing conditions under
+which it seemed to be a shame to be at war.
+
+There were two men on the submarine's conning-tower. The smaller of
+the two was her captain, a fair-haired man with a Prussian name which
+seemed hardly to fit in with his Norse features. The other man hailed
+from Bavaria--a tall, thin, large-headed individual, with wide-set
+eyes and a nose and lower lip that hinted of Semitic ancestry. The big
+U-boat jogged along at half speed, beating up and down in erratic
+courses--keeping always to a water area of perhaps ten miles square.
+
+The two officers leaned against a rail, their heads and shoulders
+twisting and turning continuously as they watched the distant horizon.
+Each carried heavy Zeiss glasses slung round the neck, and from time
+to time one of them would search carefully the western sea and sky,
+his doing so invariably infecting his companion into doing the same.
+The U-boat was running with a little less than half her normal
+cruising buoyancy--for speed of diving and not surface speed was the
+important qualification for her for that day. From the open
+conning-tower lid came the dull hum of the engines; while as the boat
+rolled, a shaft of sunlight, shining down the tower itself, sent a
+circle of yellow light swinging slowly from side to side across the
+deck beneath the eye-piece of the periscope.
+
+"Is it a big convoy this time, sir?" The First Lieutenant spoke
+without checking his continual twisting and turning as he glanced at
+every point of the skyline in turn.
+
+"Yes, it is a big convoy. But there is no doubt of their course or
+their speed. We shall be among them before the sunset."
+
+"You would not then dive now? That is, if you are sure----"
+
+"I do not dive till I am sure. And also we will want all the battery
+power we have before the dark. Did I not say it was a big convoy?"
+
+"You think there will be a big escort?"
+
+"We will see. I know it will be an escort I do not like to take a
+chance with."
+
+The Lieutenant fidgeted awhile, his glasses at his eyes. His Captain
+looked at his profile and at the glint of perspiration on the slightly
+shaking hands, and yawned. His face, as he swung round again to scan the
+horizon astern, looked bored and perhaps a little lonely. A submarine
+is a small ship in which to coop up incompatible natures, and the
+terrible losses of personnel in the Imperial submarine service had sadly
+reduced the standard of officers. He felt sometimes as if he were an
+anachronism, an officer of nineteen-fourteen who had miraculously lasted
+four years. He felt that it had been only the fact that a misdemeanour
+had caused him to be driven forth to the big ships for two years that
+had saved him from sharing the unknown fate of his contemporaries. Well,
+he reflected, it was only a matter of time before he would join them.
+The law of averages was stronger than his luck, wonderful though the
+latter had been. He extracted a cigar from his case and reached out a
+hand to take his subordinate's proffered matchbox. As he did so he
+glanced again at his companion's face, and a sudden feeling of
+understanding, and perhaps a touch of compassion, made him ask--
+
+"Well, Müller? You have something that worries you. What is it, then?"
+
+The First Lieutenant turned and took a careful glance round the
+circle of empty ocean. Then his speech came with a rush--
+
+"I want to know what you think, sir. You don't seem to worry about it.
+I know you can do nothing more--that one can only do one's work as
+best one can and all that--but I still feel restless. How is it going
+to end? We are winning? Yes--oh yes, we are winning, but we have done
+that four years, and how far have we got? Before I came into
+submarines I believed all they told us, but now I know that we are not
+strangling England at sea, and that we never can now. What are we
+going to do next? Is it to go on and on until we have no boats left?
+Gott! I want to do something that will frighten them--something that
+will make them understand what we are--something that will make them
+scream for pity." He paused, gulped, and stared again out to the
+westward. The Captain straightened himself up against the rail and
+stretched his arms out in another prodigious yawn.
+
+"My good Müller," he said, "you cannot carry the cares of Germany on
+your back. Leave that to the Chancellor. One can be sufficiently
+patriotic by doing one's work and not asking questions that others
+cannot answer. As to the submarine war--well, blame the men who would
+not let the Emperor have his way, that hindered him when he would have
+built an equal fleet to the English. I do not mean the Socialists--I
+mean others as well. I mean men who grudged money for the Navy because
+they wanted it for the Army. Curse the Army! If we had had a big fleet
+we would have won the war in a year, but now--ach! Look now,
+Müller--you have read Lichnowsky's Memoirs? Yes, I know you are not
+allowed to, but I know you have. Now I say that what he says at the
+end is true,--that the Anglo-Saxon race is going to rule the West and
+the sea, that we shall only rule Middle Europe, and we were _fools_ to
+play for Middle Europe when we might have had the sea. We would now
+give all the Russias and Rumania and all our gains just for Gibraltar
+and Bermuda, for if we had those stations all the rest would come to
+us. We fight now for our honour, but if it were not for that--and that
+is everything--we would give our enemies good terms."
+
+"But if that is true--if we can gain no more--we have lost the war!"
+
+The Captain shrugged. "We will have won what we do not want, and lost
+all that we do; but we shall have won, I suppose. It depends on our
+diplomatists. If we can get but a few coaling-stations we shall have
+won, for it would all come to us when we were ready again. But you
+will not gain a victory by a great stroke as you say you wish, Müller.
+The war is too big now for single strokes, and the English will not
+scream for mercy now because of frightfulness. They are angry, and
+they hate us now."
+
+"But you yourself have sunk a liner, and you showed them as she sank
+that the orders of Germany must be obeyed."
+
+The Captain's face did not alter at all. "I did do so, and I would do
+so again. My honour is clear, because I obeyed my orders. Would you
+have dared to question?"
+
+"No--by God! and I would do it gladly." The Lieutenant's face worked,
+and he scowled as he glanced astern. "I would wish that every ship of
+every convoy carried women."
+
+The Captain laughed almost genially. "It is easy to see you are not a
+Prussian," he said. "It does not matter whether you like or dislike a
+thing. All that counts is whether or not it is to the advantage of the
+State. So the Roman World-Empire was made. Myself, I doubt if killing
+women pays us; there is this talk now of the boycott of Germany after
+the war. They add time to the boycott for every time we fire on ships
+that are helpless, and the boycott is to be by sailors. I would laugh
+at such a threat if it was from any others, but sailors are not to be
+laughed at. They are likely to mean what they say. It is as I said: if
+we had fought to the West and to the sea, no man would have dared to
+threaten us with a sea-boycott now."
+
+"But even with our small Navy we have held the English checked. It is
+not our Navy that is lacking. What is it, then?"
+
+"It _is_ the Navy. It should have been as big as the English Fleet.
+And the men--Gott! Müller. I tell you, if we had done the Zeebrugge
+attack ourselves, and I had been there, I would feel that my honour
+and the Navy's honour was safe, that we could stop and make peace. I
+would be proud to die on such a service, and I envy the Englishmen we
+buried when it was over."
+
+"But this is--Herr Capitan, you talk as if you were an Englander----"
+
+The Captain whirled on him, his eyes sparkling dangerously.
+"_Dummkopf!_" he said. "Report me if you like. I hate the English and
+I love my Fatherland, but report me if you like. Ach! You may report
+me in Hell, too; for I know--I know----"
+
+He stopped suddenly and tilted back his head to listen. The First
+Lieutenant shrank back from him, his mouth open and his hands feeling
+for the periscope support. A faint murmur of sound came down wind
+from the fleecy cloud-banks to the west. The Captain jumped to the
+opening of the conning-tower and stood, impatient and anxious by the
+lip, until his lieutenant had slipped and scrambled half-way down the
+ladder.
+
+Then he jumped down himself, pulling the lid to after him.
+Simultaneously there came a rush and roar of air from venting tanks, the
+stem of the boat rose very slightly as her bow-gun went under, and in
+twenty seconds the submarine was gone, and the bubbles and foam of her
+passage were fading into the level blue of the empty sea. A minute later
+she showed a foot of periscope a cable's length away, and a small
+airship topped the western horizon and came slowly along towards her.
+The periscope vanished again, and forty feet below the surface the
+captain watched a gauge needle beside the periscope creep round its dial
+inch by inch till it quivered and steadied at the forty-metre mark.
+
+"Diving hands only. Fall out the rest. Remain near your stations.
+Lower the periscope." The First Lieutenant barked out a repetition of
+each order as the Captain spoke. There was a shuffling of feet, some
+guttural conversation that spoke of a flicker of curiosity among the
+men of the crew, and then all was quiet but for the hum of motors and
+the occasional rattle of gearing as the hydroplane wheels were moved.
+The Captain moved forward to the wardroom, removing his scarf and
+heavy pilot-cloth coat as he walked. "Order some food, Müller," he
+said. "I'm hungry--that airship was farther ahead of them than usual."
+He threw himself down in a long folding-chair and stretched out his
+sea-booted legs. "I won't come up to look now until I hear them.
+Relieve the listeners every half-hour, Müller. I want to have good
+warning. We should hear a big convoy like this at twenty miles
+to-day." The curtain rings clashed and a seaman spoke excitedly as he
+entered. The Captain nodded and reached out to the table for his
+coffee-cup. "Just the bearing we expected," he said, "but if they
+sound as faint as he says there's time to get something to eat first."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was a big new standard ship which drew the unlucky card in the game
+of "browning shots." The torpedo hit her well forward, its tell-tale
+track being unperceived in the slight running swell until too late. A
+big bubble of water rose abreast the break of the forecastle till it
+reached deck-level, then it broke and flung a column of spray, black
+smoke, and fragments skyward. As the ship cleared the smoke-haze, she
+was obviously down by the head and steering wildly. Two auxiliary
+patrol vessels closed on her at full speed, and the nearest freighter
+increased speed and cut in ahead of her in readiness either to tow or
+screen. The torpedoed ship, after yawing vaguely for a few minutes,
+steadied back to the convoy's course, slowing her engines till she
+only just retained steerage way. There was a rapid exchange of
+signals between her and the escort vessels, and then an R.N.
+Commander on an adjacent bridge gave a sigh of relief. "Good man
+that," he said. "We'll have him in dry dock to-morrow. It hasn't
+flurried him a bit, and I like his nerve."
+
+The explosion had caused more than the salvage vessels to leap into
+activity. The white track of the torpedo showed clearly after it had
+gone home, and the first to take action was a tramp, across whose bows
+the track passed. The tramp was a ship of the early 'nineties, and her
+full speed was at the most nine knots, but her skipper at once jammed
+her helm hard over to steer along the torpedo-wake with a somewhat
+optimistic hope of ramming. Two destroyers and an armed auxiliary did
+the same thing, with the result that the tramp skipper found himself
+suddenly in the cross-wash of the warships as they passed him at a few
+yards' distance at twenty knots. Somebody on the bridge of one of them
+screamed a profane warning at him through a megaphone, and the
+skipper, after a hurried glance at the quivering destroyers' sterns,
+jumped to the telegraph and stopped his engines. A couple of seconds
+later his ship shook to a great detonation, and a mighty column of
+water rose and broke close ahead of him. He starboarded his helm and
+swung round after the rest of the convoy, his ship shaking to
+successive explosions as more escorting vessels arrived at the spot
+where he had turned.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+As his torpedoes left the tubes the U-boat captain barked out an
+order. The attack had been fairly simple, but his hardest problem was
+only beginning. The boat's bow dipped sharply in answer to the tilted
+hydroplanes, and she began her long slide down to the two-hundred-foot
+mark. She had got to fifty before a sound like a great hammer striking
+the hull told them of a successful torpedo-run. The Captain looked up
+from his watch and smiled. A moment later he was watching the gauges
+with a grave and impassive face. He knew that the fact of his torpedo
+hitting would mean greater difficulty for him in the next few hours
+than he would have known had he missed altogether. At a hundred feet
+the first depth-charge exploded, smashing gauge-glasses, electric
+lamps, and throwing a couple of men off their feet. The boat rocked
+and rolled under the shock, while orders were roared through
+voice-pipes for more emergency lights to be switched on. More charges
+exploded as the boat slid downwards, but each charge was farther away
+than the last. The half-light of the hand-lamps round the periscope
+showed the source of a sound of pouring waters--two rivets had been
+blown right out of the inner hull close before the conning-tower. The
+Captain shouted orders, and the submarine levelled off her angle and
+checked at the fifty-metre line, while two men began frantically to
+break away the woodwork which stretched overhead and prevented the
+rivet-holes being plugged. At that depth the water poured in through
+the holes in solid bars, hitting the deck, bouncing back and spreading
+everywhere in a heavy spray which drenched circuits and wires.
+
+"Müller! where the devil are you? Start the pumps--I can't help it if
+they hear us. Start the pumps, fool!"
+
+"But you will come up? You will----"
+
+"_Schweinhund! Gehorsamkeit!_ Go!"
+
+The pumps began to stamp and clatter as they drove the entering water
+out again, but above the noise of the pumps the Captain could hear the
+roaring note of propellers rushing far overhead. If it had not been
+for those infernal rivets, he thought, he would have been at three
+hundred feet by now, but he could not risk the extra wetting which a
+pressure of a hundred and thirty pounds to the inch on the entering
+water would give to his circuits. The weight of extra water in the
+bilges was nothing--he could deal with that--though the thought of the
+six hundred odd fathoms of water between him and the bottom was a
+thing to remember anxiously in case of his getting negative buoyancy;
+but if this continual spray of salt water reached his motor circuits
+it would be fatal. He cursed the men who were vainly trying to block
+the rivet-holes with wood wedges, and jumping on the periscope table
+he tried to guide the end of a short plank--intended as a
+baffle-plate--across the stream. As he stood working, a terrific
+concussion shook the U-boat from stem to stern. The bows rose till men
+began to slip aft down the wet deck, and from aft came a succession of
+cries and shouted orders, "Close all doors! the after-hatch is falling
+in--Come up and surrender--Lass uns heraus!" The Captain rose from the
+deck beneath the eye-piece, shaky from his fall from the table. He
+hardly dared look at the gauge, but he kept his head and his wits as
+he gave his orders. With the motors roaring round at their utmost
+power and an angle up by the bow of some fifteen degrees, the U-boat
+held her own, and as tank after tank was blown empty, she slowly
+gained on the depth gauge and began to climb. As she rose, she was
+shaken again and again by the powerful depth-charges that were being
+dropped on the broken water left by the air-bubble from her after
+compartment--a surface-mark now a quarter of a mile astern.
+
+Beneath the conning-tower more and more men were gathering, some calm,
+some white, trembling, and voluble. The boat broke surface with her stem
+and half her conning-tower showing, then levelled a little and tore
+along with the waves foaming round her conning-tower and bridge. From
+inside they could clearly hear the shells that greeted her, and in a
+moment there was a rush of men up the ladder. Among the first few the
+Captain saw his First Lieutenant's legs vanish upwards, and at the sight
+a sneering smile showed on his sunburnt face. The first man to open the
+lid died as he did so, for a four-inch shell removed the top of the
+conning-tower before he was clear of it. The escort was taking no
+chances as to whether the boat's appearance on the surface was
+intentional or accidental, and they were making the water for a hundred
+yards around her fairly boil with bursting shell. As the boat tore
+ahead, holding herself up on her angle and her speed, a few men
+struggled out of her one by one past the torn body of the first man to
+get out. Two of them leaped instantly overboard, but the next clawed his
+way up to a rail, and while others scrambled and fought their way
+overside, and shells crashed and burst below and around him on water and
+conning-tower casing, he stood upright a moment with arms raised high
+above his head. At the signal the firing ceased as if a switch had been
+turned by a single hand, and he subsided in a huddled heap on the bridge
+as the riddled submarine ran under. Down below the Captain still smiled,
+leaning with his elbows on the periscope training-handles and watching
+the hurrying men at the ladder's foot, until the great rush of water and
+men, that showed that the end had come, swept him aft and away across
+the border-line of sleep.
+
+
+
+
+THROUGH AN ADMIRALTY WINDOW.
+
+
+The room was exactly the same as any room in any Government building,
+except that the Naval observer would have at once noticed one fact--that
+the furniture was of the unchanging Admiralty pattern. The roll-top
+desk, the chairs, and even the lamp-shades, would have been to him
+familiar friends. They were certainly familiar to the Post-Captain who
+sat at the desk. Captain Henry Ranson had been a noted Commander before
+his retirement--a man of whom many tales, both true and apocryphal,
+still circulated when Senior Officers of the Fleet forgathered at the
+lunch intervals of Courts-Martial and Inquiries. He had little
+opportunity in his present War appointment to display any of the
+characteristics on which his Sagas had been based, for neither
+seamanship, daring, or, well--Independent Initiative, were quite in
+keeping with the routine of an Admiralty Office.
+
+To-day he was feeling the claustrophobia of London more acutely than
+usual. The sun was shining through the big window across the room, and
+he wanted to rise and look out at the blue sky and white cloud-tufts
+that he knew to be showing over the buildings across the Horse Guards
+Parade. His desk gave him no view through the window--he knew the
+weakness of his powers of concentration on his eternal paper work too
+well to have allowed himself such a distraction; but as the door
+opened to admit his clerk--a firm and earnest civilian with the zeal
+of monastic officialdom shining through his spectacles--he rose
+abruptly and moved out into the sunlight glare.
+
+"Yes, Collins? What is it?"
+
+"A small matter, sir, which is not quite in order. If you will glance
+through this you will no doubt agree with me."
+
+The Captain took the sheets from the clerk's outstretched hand and
+moved a little away from the glaring light to read.
+
+ SIR,--I have the honour to bring to your notice the conduct of
+ Skipper A. P. Marsh, of the Admiralty tug _Annie Laurie_, on the
+ 22nd-23rd November 1917, and I beg to recommend him for
+ decoration in view of the following facts:--
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ On November 21st, 1917, the steamer _Makalaka_, homeward bound
+ with corn, was shelled by a U-boat when near the Irish coast. The
+ enemy was dealt with by a patrol in the vicinity, but the
+ _Makalaka_, proceeding east at full speed in accordance with
+ instructions, was thrown out of her reckoning by a damaged
+ compass, and found herself at dusk on a lee shore off the Galway
+ coast, with her shaft broken (a result of shell damage which had
+ not been realised to be serious at the time it was incurred).
+ Skipper Marsh, seeing her flares from his patrol to seaward, most
+ gallantly closed her and took her in tow in a rising N.W. gale.
+ In view of the probability of the attempt to tow failing, the
+ crew of the _Makalaka_ were taken aboard the tug, but the towing
+ was continued through a full gale lasting twenty-four hours until
+ the ship was out of danger.--I have the honour to be, sir, &c.
+
+The Post-Captain folded the letter carefully and placed it on his
+desk. The clerk retrieved it, and moved towards the door. The Captain
+turned, "What are you going to do with that, Collins?"
+
+"I take it that it needs only the usual reply, sir--that this is not
+approved--with a reference to the regulation bearing on the case."
+
+"Why not approved, Collins?"
+
+The clerk was shocked, and his tone showed it. "Because that decoration
+is for gallant action in face of the enemy, and this case does not come
+within its scope. In any case the man will get salvage." [The Captain
+made an impatient gesture.] "If the Royal Humane Society care to----" he
+stopped, because the Captain had walked to the window, and, in obvious
+inattention to the speaker, was staring out across the wide Horse Guards
+and far beyond the fleecy clouds that drifted across the sky over the
+great sea of buildings that hemmed him in.
+
+Captain Ranson had gone on a journey--back through forty years of
+time, and across eighty-one degrees of longitude.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+He ran up the gangway, straightened his helmet and dirk-belt, and
+approached the Commander, who, a tall dark-featured figure, was
+standing looking down on the boat as she rose and fell alongside to
+the gentle heave of the Indian Ocean--"Second cutter manned, sir."
+
+The Commander turned and looked the boy over beneath his heavy
+eyebrows. "When are you going to set up a new port shroud?" he asked.
+
+The Midshipman fingered the seam of his trousers, and looked carefully
+at the buttons on the Commander's tunic--"I thought, sir, that is,
+we've got a new shroud all fitted, but I thought--the coxswain said,
+sir--that the old one would do for to-day as the wind's nothing...."
+
+The barometric indications of the Commander's eyes showed threatening
+weather. He took the boy's arm in the grasp of a heavy hand and led
+him to the rail abreast the swinging mastheads of the boat.
+
+"Now listen, young gentleman," he said. "What the coxswain said isn't
+evidence. It's _you_ that command that boat, and _you_ that will
+handle and command her. Don't talk to me again as if you were a
+schoolboy." The Midshipman shivered and squinted cautiously up to see
+if the storm-signals were still in evidence. The dark stern eyes were
+looking down at him in a way that made him feel as if he was some
+luckless worm that had unhappily bored its way up into the publicity
+of an aviary. The Commander moved his hand and turned the boy to face
+him. "Now, you remember this, young gentleman, only seamen come
+through gales safely--it's the fools that go to sea with rusty shrouds
+and weak rigging. And if you're to be a seaman you must never go to
+sea, even in a flat calm, unless your ship is ready for a gale of
+wind. Do you understand me?"
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"Then don't forget it, or I'll have you beaten till you grow corns. Now
+shove off, and pull away three cables on the port bow, drop your anchor
+on the shoal, and fit that new shroud. Remain there till the ship has
+got under way, done her night-firing, and signalled you to carry on. You
+will then close and weigh the target moorings, having the target ready
+for hoisting when the ship comes back to you. Do you understand?"
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"What have you got on your anchor?"
+
+"A hundred and twenty fathom, sir--of four-inch." "That is
+enough--there is thirty fathom on the shoal--Carry on!"
+
+The Midshipman ran down the gangway, and, jumping into the cutter,
+"Carried on." The Commander was an officer of whom the boat-midshipmen
+stood in awe, and they were always thankful when the ordeal of
+reporting a possibly unready boat to him as "ready" was over.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The last shot kicked up a yellow fountain of spray in the glare of the
+searchlight, and ricochetted, humming, over the target and on towards
+Malaya. A rocket sailed up from the distant ship--the searchlight
+flickered out a couple of Morse signs and went out, and in the velvety
+darkness of a tropic night the hands went forward in the cutter to
+weigh the anchor, the process of "shortening-in" having been
+accomplished a full hour ago. As the Midshipman stood up to
+superintend the operation, he saw a queer white line spreading and
+brightening along the horizon to the westward. A dash of rain struck
+his face, and a little gust of wind moaned past him. The crew looked
+up from their work to wonder, and in a matter of seconds the squall
+was on them. The wet hawser slipped and raced out, the hands jumping
+aft to get clear of the leaping turns as the cutter swung and drew
+hard on her anchor to the pressure of a tremendous wind. The white
+line rushed down on them, and showed as a turmoil of frothing sea,
+beaten flat by the wind into a sheet of phosphorescence veiled by
+low-flying spray. For a few minutes they crouched and endured the
+sudden cold and wet, then a yaw of the boat sent the bowmen forward
+with suspicion in their minds. "Up and down, sir--anchor's aweigh,"
+came the report, in a voice that started as a roar, but reached the
+Midshipman aft as a faint high wail. The Midshipman faced round to
+leeward, and thought hard. He had been anchored on the only possible
+shoal, and once driven off that there was no holding-ground till he
+should reach the edge of the surf off Trincomalee, twenty miles
+away--all between being chartered as "Five hundred and no bottom." He
+called to the coxswain and clawed his way forward, picking up men by
+name as he passed them. They hove up their anchor, secured mainsail,
+awning, and mainmast in a dreadful tangle of rope and canvas to the
+anchor-ring--hitched an outlying corner of the tangle to a bight far
+up the hawser, and threw all over the bows. The cutter steadied head
+to wind, and the hands moved aft to raise the bow and protect
+themselves against the steady driving of the spray.
+
+The Midshipman lay across the backboard, staring out to the
+port-quarter. Through the white haze he could see, at regular
+intervals, a quick-flashing gleam of yellow light. He knew what it
+was, and it did not comfort him. It was all he could see of the
+twenty-thousand candlepower of Foul Point Light, and although it was
+not getting much clearer it was certainly "drawing" from aft forward.
+He had the rough lie of the coast in his head, and he was just
+realising two things--first, that in spite of the sea anchor he was
+being blown to leeward and ashore at an incredible rate; and second,
+that if he could not round Foul Point across the wind, he was going to
+be food for the big surf-sharks before the morning.
+
+He roused the crew again, and set them to the oars. Before half the
+oars were out he had realised the futility of the effort, and was
+trying to get them back without further damage. He corrected his error
+with the loss of four oars and several feet of the cutter's
+gunwale--broken off when the wind tore the long ash oars away. As he
+remembered later, it was at this point that Foul Point Light began to
+show clearly through the spray, and that his coxswain began to sing an
+interminable hymn in the stern-sheets, and that the dark-faced Celtic
+stroke-oar, a man who had the reputation of being the worst character
+in all the ship, took over the helpless coxswain's duty. The
+Midshipman was staring fascinated at the swinging beam of light that
+was beating on them from the sand-spit broad on the quarter, when the
+stroke-oar's voice in his ear changed him from a boy to an
+officer--"What'll you do now, sir?"
+
+The question was answered on the instant--"All hands, up masts and
+sails. Close-reef both, and pass the hawser aft. Lash out now, lads,
+and get down to it."
+
+That twenty-minute evolution, by the light of a hurricane-lamp, was a
+nightmare. The mainsail and mainmast were all snarled up in
+miscellaneous turns of roping. The hawser was wet and cold, and seemed
+fifty times its original length, but the work was done. He had felt
+that no shroud, however new, would stand the strain he was going to
+put on the masts, and though the men cursed and swore at the delay and
+toil involved, he got what he wanted from them. One at a time the
+masts were hove up and clamped in position against the half-solid
+wind--the hawser, cut to length, clove-hitched round each masthead,
+and frapped clear round the cutter, with the whole hove taut with
+"Spanish Windlasses," till his clumsy hemp shrouds were braced to the
+strain. Then he braced himself by a glance at the light, swinging
+well over their heads now that they were close enough in to feel the
+first lift and heave of the outer surf, and yelled an order. The
+foresail rose, clattered furiously a moment against the mast, and then
+filled with a bang. "_Set mainsail!_" The cutter heeled over till her
+lee gunwale dipped--the masts bent and creaked, and the old boat went
+tearing into the wind on the best and last sail of her varied life.
+The Midshipman and the stroke-oar clung to the long tiller that was
+curved like a fishing-rod under the strain. There were no gusts or
+variations in the wind: it beat solidly against the canvas, heeling
+the cutter to the verge of capsizing, and driving her through the
+water at steamer speed. The leeway was extraordinarily great--the boat
+going sideways almost as fast as she went ahead; but that leeway saved
+her from going over. They cut through the outer surf off the point,
+the boat leaking from the sprung keel to the opened seams where the
+frapping hawser-turns bit into her thin sides--the crew baling
+furiously to keep their minds from the expectation of a great crash
+that would tell of a mast tearing its heel up and out through the
+weather side. It lasted for barely half an hour, but the arm-weary
+Midshipman felt as if it had been a four-hour watch. As the light drew
+aft, he eased his sheets and swung up the channel, still at racing
+speed, but safely bound for harbour. His memories in after years of
+the next few hours were vague and clouded by sleep. He remembered the
+sun rising as they drew in towards the silent white-walled dockyard;
+the _swish_ of sand under the keel as he ran her hard up the
+boat-camber beach, and nothing more, till he woke to see the dreaded
+Commander--a tall white-clad figure--standing over him, looking with
+keen appraising eyes at the mass of hawser-turns that swathed boat and
+masts, and at the bodies of the snoring crew that lay on the hot sand
+around her.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Clerk fidgeted. He had been kept waiting for a matter of seconds,
+and he did not like it. The Captain turned to face him, and, to the
+surprised eyes of the Clerk, seemed to have changed suddenly into a
+young man--alert, quick, and decisive. "_No_, Collins," said a strange
+voice; "the man _did_ act in the face of the enemy, and I will endorse
+the recommendation." He turned his eyes again to the window, but saw
+only the yellow gravel, the houses, and the smoke; the fetters of
+Routine seemed to clank warningly in his ears. "Yes," he said, "I have
+no reason to suppose the U-boat had not followed the steamer, or that
+she was not present all the time."
+
+
+
+
+A MOST UNTRUE STORY.
+
+
+The War was only in its first childhood and patrol work was still
+amusing, having not yet become a monotonous and unexciting business. The
+submarine was due to start back from patrol that night, and was just
+loafing along at twenty odd feet depth waiting for dark. The Captain was
+on watch at the periscope, swinging the instrument round from time to
+time to take a general survey of the horizon, but for the most part
+confining his scrutiny to the island to leeward. The island showed up
+clearly--the light of the setting sun flashing back from the windows of
+the buildings that looked out over the Bight. As the Captain took one of
+his all-round glances, he checked suddenly and concentrated his gaze to
+one point of the compass. A man who leaned against a pump six feet
+away--a man who had seemed to all appearance to be on the verge of
+sleep--opened his eyes, straightened up, and stood alertly watching the
+brown hands that held the periscope training handles. The signal seemed
+to be telepathically passed on, as in a few seconds there were six or
+eight pairs of eyes watching the observer, who still peered at the
+unknown sight which no one else in the boat could see. Then the Captain
+moved his head back from the eye-piece, smiled (and at the smile six of
+the watchers reverted to their oil-stained reading matter), and called
+to the First-Lieutenant, who was at the moment engaged with an
+Engine-room Artificer in a mumbled inquest over a broken air-valve
+spindle. As the First-Lieutenant approached, the Captain stepped to one
+side and indicated the eye-piece by a nod. His subordinate took his
+place, and for a full half-minute remained slowly swivelling the great
+instrument through four points and back again. When he raised his head
+he was scowling and sullen.
+
+"Well?" said the Captain. "A good few there, eh?"
+
+"_Lord!_" The First-Lieutenant's voice indicated the deepest disgust.
+"Thousands and thousands--and we can't get a shot at 'em!"
+
+"Well, there's over a thousand, anyway. I've seen at least that lot of
+teal in the last couple of minutes."
+
+"_Teal!_ Why, sir, I can see mallard now for the next half mile, and I
+could swear there'll be geese among them too."
+
+"Here, let me look. Yes, by gum, and not one's getting up either."
+They let the periscope get to a few feet off before they paddle
+away.... He swivelled slowly round the circle, then looked up at the
+First-Lieutenant. "There's fog coming on. I can see the banks coming,"
+he said. He looked again through the periscope and intently studied
+the windows on the island some three miles away. The First-Lieutenant
+watched his face, and saw it slowly break into the smile of a
+schoolboy meditating mischief. The First-Lieutenant began to smile
+slightly also. The Captain looked up.
+
+"I can't help the island," he said. "War's hell, anyway. Give me a rifle
+and stand by for surface." There was a clatter and the sound of
+quick-passing orders; the boat's bow tilted up, and to the sound of
+roaring air she broke surface fairly in the middle of the great colony
+of swimming wildfowl. The hatch fell back with a clang, and a rush of
+cold air beat on the excited faces of the men below the conning-tower.
+Immediately there came the _Crack-crack-'rack_ of magazine-fire from the
+bridge above, and the descendants of bowmen who had risked mutilation
+and death to steal the Conqueror's deer forgot their discipline and
+began to mount the ladder that led to the sunlight and a clear view.
+
+The Captain turned to shout a helm order below and swore at the packed
+heads that filled the hatch-rim. "... and you come up, Number One, and
+lend a hand to pick up. I've got one--missed him on the water at a
+hundred and got him in the air as he rose! There he is--jump forr'd
+and grab him--dammit, he's off (_crack-crack_).... No, that's stopped
+him" (_bang_--the report came from the vicinity of the Captain's
+knee). "What the--confound you, man--what the deuce are you doing?
+Unload that pistol and take it away...."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Seven thousand yards away on the island a watcher lowered his glasses
+and reached for the button of the alarm bell. In two seconds the
+island was awake, and down in the lower battery men rushed to their
+stations. With clatter and turmoil the big guns were cleared away and
+the observing officer roared the order to "Stand by" into the
+telephone mouthpiece.
+
+"What is it, Schultz? Can you see? Ach! she is going to bombard--the
+little swine of a boat. Give me the telescope. Ach, Gott! are they not
+reported ready, fool?" The Major was excited and bristling.
+
+"Ready now--all but number six."
+
+"At six thousand five hundred metres--all guns--Gott strafe der
+schmutzige ... he has dived!..."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The First-Lieutenant sprang up the outer ladder of the conning-tower,
+the bleeding spoil clutched in his hand. The Captain turned to look
+astern and became aware of the fact that the gallery, as represented
+by the bridge and rails, was tenanted by an enthusiastic and
+interested selection of his crew. "What the devil--is this a cinema or
+my ship? Don't you know your orders yet? Every man-jack of you...." He
+herded them below to the tune of a voluble hymn of hate, and followed
+the last of the grinning culprits down. As the boat levelled off at
+her previous diving depth, he swung the periscope round to search the
+horizon again to seaward. A moment later "Diving stations," and to the
+hydroplane men, "Take her on down."
+
+The First-Lieutenant left the luckless mallard on the table and
+elbowed his way aft again through the cluster of men closing up to
+their stations. Reaching the control position, he looked inquiringly
+at the Captain, who, having lowered the periscope, was leaning with
+folded arms against a group of valves abreast it.
+
+"Thick fog coming down. Going to bottom till dark now. Have a look at
+the soundings, will you--or tell Henley to let me know."
+
+The First-Lieutenant moved back to speak to another officer, who was
+already bending over the chart-table. The Captain turned his head to
+watch the gauge beside him, the needle of which was slowly creeping
+upwards and around the circle. As it moved the gentle rolling of the
+boat that had been noticeable before ceased, and she steadied until
+she gave the idea of being high and dry in some silent dock. The
+officer, generally known as "Pilot," or--to his intimates and
+contemporaries--as "Rasputin" (a name, it should be explained, which
+had no possible application to him, except for the fact that he wore a
+beard), appeared at the Captain's side with a folded chart in his hand.
+
+"We should touch at ninety by the gauge, sir," he said. "We must be
+about four miles from the land now."
+
+The Captain nodded. "Yes, it may be a little more, though. Have the
+crew got a sweep on this?"
+
+"No, sir. This is an extra dive, and they haven't had time to get one
+up. D'you want to bet on under or over ninety, sir?"
+
+"I do not. I won last night's sweep, and lost it to you in side-bets,
+and I'm not taking any more. Stop the motors!"
+
+The gauge had reached the eighty-foot mark, and the boat under the
+influence of her headway was still driving the needle slowly round. At
+ninety feet the Captain looked at the Pilot, smiled, and started the
+motors again. Hardly had he given the order when the needle checked,
+rose a little, and then crept back to ninety-five. "_Stop the motors!_
+I've lost a chance there, Pilot--'Wish I'd had a bet on that."
+
+He stood watching the gauge a moment longer, and then turned to walk
+to the Wardroom.
+
+"Pipe down--usual sentries only," he ordered. "Tell my servant to get
+me some washing water."
+
+He threw the curtain aside, and joined the two officers who stood
+looking solemnly at the mallard, which lay on a gory newspaper in the
+centre of the table. For a moment there was silence.
+
+"Well," said the Captain cheerfully, "it's not as smashed as it might
+be. It'll do for a pie to-morrow."
+
+"'Mm," said the First-Lieutenant, "'Keeper at home used to call
+rabbits that looked like that 'ferrets' food.'"
+
+"Not a bit of it," rejoined the Captain; "if we mash him in a pie
+he'll be all right."
+
+There was another pause while the First-Lieutenant tucked an extra fold
+of newspaper beneath the corpse--then, after a quick glance and nudge
+for the Pilot's benefit, he spoke in a detached and dispassionate voice.
+
+"Of course, it was poaching."
+
+The Captain's brown face began to slowly take on the colour of the
+gore on the table--then he exploded--
+
+"What d'you mean? ... _poaching_--it's below high-water mark, isn't it?"
+
+"Well, sir--we don't know the rules in this country, and we were
+pretty well in their waters."
+
+"But it's offshore. Why shouldn't I shoot their duck? It's not
+preserved, either. _Poaching!_ I never poached anything--not since I
+was at school anyway." He scowled at the duck and the officers
+impartially. The officers clutched each other by the arms, then the
+Pilot walked hastily to a low-set bunk and buried his head in the
+pillow. The Captain changed his frown for a smile as the situation
+dawned on him, then, snatching the parallel rulers from the
+chart-table he began to belabour the most accessible portion of his
+gurgling subordinate's anatomy.
+
+
+
+
+PRINTED BY WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS.
+
+
+
+
+Transcriber's Note
+
+
+ * Obvious punctuation and spelling errors repaired.
+
+ * "Compass card" and "compass-card" retained as printed.
+
+
+
+
+
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+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h1>H.M.S. &mdash;&mdash;</h1>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h4>BY</h4>
+<h2>KLAXON</h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>William Blackwood and Sons<br />
+Edinburgh and London<br />
+1918</h3>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h4><i>ALL RIGHTS RESERVED</i></h4>
+
+<hr />
+
+<h3><i>TO</i></h3>
+
+<h2><i>D. V. B.</i></h2>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When Homer launched his epic on the literary sea,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The critics were as merciful as they can ever be:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"We take it that the author did the best that he can do,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"And the book should be remembered for at least a year or two...."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But Homer let the critics go, and listened with a smile,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For he had heard a verdict that was better by a mile,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In a code that only Homer as a husband understood,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"You <i>are</i> a funny clever thing&mdash;I'd no <i>idea</i> you could."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_vii" id="Page_vii">[Pg vii]</a></span></p>
+<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
+
+<table class="toc" summary="Contents">
+<tr><td class="c1">&nbsp;</td><td class="c3"><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">"1923"</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_1">1</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">PRIVILEGED</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_18">18</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">ACCORDING TO THEIR LIGHTS</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_22">22</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A NAVAL DISCUSSION</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_32">32</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THE GUNLAYER</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_42">42</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A WAGE SLAVE</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_54">54</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">AN "ANNUAL"</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_61">61</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">"OUR ANNUAL"</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_68">68</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">MASCOTS</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_70">70</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THE SPARROW</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_73">73</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A WAR WEDDING</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_80">80</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A HYMN OF DISGUST</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_94">94</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THE "SPECIAL"</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_98">98</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">BETWEEN TIDES</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_106">106</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">LIGHT CAVALRY</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_116">116</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A TRINITY</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_139">139</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">IN THE MORNING</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_144">144</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">AN AFFAIR OF OUTPOSTS</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_147">147</a>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_viii" id="Page_viii">[Pg viii]</a></span></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">1917</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_155">155</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">IN FORTY WEST</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_169">169</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A RING AXIOM</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_171">171</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">CHANCES</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_173">173</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THE QUARTERMASTER</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_185">185</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A LANDFALL</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_188">188</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">NIGHT ROUNDS</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_195">195</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">IN THE BARRED ZONE</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_201">201</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A MATTER OF ROUTINE</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_204">204</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">WHO CARES?</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_211">211</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THE UNCHANGING SEX</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_213">213</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">TWO CHILDREN</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_216">216</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">AN URGENT COURTSHIP</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_234">234</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">LOOKING AFT</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_254">254</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">GRIT</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_258">258</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A MAXIM</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_270">270</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">FROM A FAR COUNTRY</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_272">272</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THE CRISIS</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_279">279</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A SEA CHANTY</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_281">281</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THE WAR OF ATTRITION</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_284">284</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">THROUGH AN ADMIRALTY WINDOW</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_303">303</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="c1">A MOST UNTRUE STORY</td><td class="c3"><a href="#Page_318">318</a></td></tr>
+</table>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
+<h2>H.M.S. &mdash;&mdash;.</h2>
+
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+<h2>"1923."</h2>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>[The following is the description by Professor J. Scott, F.R.S.,
+of his recent Airship Journey across the old Bed of the
+North Sea. July 1, 1923.]</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>It is perhaps unnecessary for me to state the
+objects and purpose of my journey of last week,
+as it would be false modesty in me not to
+recognise the great interest taken by the
+geologic and antiquarian worlds in my proposed
+enterprise. For the benefit, however, of
+those for whose intelligence the so-called
+"Popular" geologic works are compiled, I will
+recapitulate some points which are ancient
+history to my instructed readers.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span>
+ The winter of 1922 witnessed the greatest
+geologic change in the earth's surface since the
+last of the Glacial epochs. Into the causes and
+general results of this change I do not propose
+to enter, beyond mentioning my opinion that
+the theory propounded by Professor Middleton
+(a theory designed only for one purpose&mdash;that
+of attempting to throw doubt on the data and
+reasoning of my first monograph on the subject)
+is not only childish, but based on a fallacy.</p>
+
+<p>I will confine myself to the results as they
+affected this country and the continent of
+Europe, of which it is now a prolongation or
+headland&mdash;not, as the Daily Press erroneously
+labels it, a peninsula.</p>
+
+<p>The total change in elevation of the land is
+now calculated at 490 feet 7 inches, but more accurate
+measurements are still being taken. This
+great change brings us back to a geologic age
+when man and mammoth co-existed in the
+primeval forest of Cromer, and when the Dogger
+Bank was a great plain where wild beasts
+roamed and palæolithic man left the traces of
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span>
+his industry in the bones and shaped flints which
+we hope soon to collect in quantities from the
+mud and ooze with which thousands of years of
+sea-action has covered them.</p>
+
+<p>I had little difficulty in obtaining Admiralty
+permission to accompany the Captain of a Naval
+Airship on one of his regular patrol trips across
+the great expanse of mud which was once the
+North Sea.</p>
+
+<p>Of course in the six months since the departure
+of the Ocean from the new lands, the
+district has been regularly patrolled by the
+Navy, but the air is as yet the only safe route
+by which to cross it. It will be some time,
+perhaps years, before the surface becomes safe
+to walk on, although the Government is plentifully
+sprinkling grass and other seeds from all
+passing aircraft. In the large and powerful
+airship in which I was privileged to travel,
+we had every modern device for enabling a
+close inspection of the surface to be taken. A
+trail-rope was used when it was desired to drift
+slowly or to actually hover over some of the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span>
+points of interest which we observed on our
+passage.</p>
+
+<p>The day was fine and clear, and I could not
+have wished for better weather conditions when
+we rose over Dover and started the main engines
+on a north-easterly course. As no maps can
+yet be compiled of the New Lands (as popular
+clamour has most inaccurately labelled them)
+owing to their dangerous surface, we navigated
+by the old Admiralty charts, marked in depths
+of water, and I was amused at having the
+Varne and Goodwin "shoals" pointed out to
+me&mdash;the objects indicated being long ridges of
+sandy hills rising from the shining surface of
+the Channel bed. Off Deal and Dover a few
+of the wrecks are being worked on by enterprising
+local Salvage Companies&mdash;a road being
+laid out to each composed of gravel, sand, and
+brushwood. I fear, however, that the speculators
+will not profit greatly. The roads are
+good enough over the sand, but where they
+cross the mud-flats they swallow not only their
+traffic but the funds of their owners.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span>
+ As we travelled up the valley with the drone
+of our engines echoing from the whale-backed
+ridges on either side, with our gondolas barely
+a hundred feet from the ground, I discussed
+our programme with the Captain, whose views
+and reminiscences I found most entertaining.
+On general subjects he was like most of his
+service, almost contemptibly uneducated (I
+might mention that he did not understand what
+Magdalenian culture was!), but he was evidently
+well read in his own trade. He told
+me several stories which were no doubt excellent,
+but which were marred to a point of
+incomprehensibility by a foolish interlarding
+of technical terms. I gave him a short précis
+of what is known or deduced of prehistoric
+life on the New Lands, and spoke of the bones
+and fossils occasionally found in trawl-nets
+by the fishermen. His point of view was that
+the war overshadowed everything. He seemed
+to think that that event was one from which
+all others should date, although it had lasted
+such a short time. As very little of interest
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span>
+to me could yet be seen owing to the general
+coating of slime with which the land was
+covered, I amused myself by listening to his
+experiences on his weekly air patrols, his conversation
+being somewhat after this style:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it was a fair snorter while it lasted&mdash;that
+gale,&mdash;damn lucky we hadn't many ships
+out. Yes, most of 'em got in. They either
+ran down Channel (Lord! the Straits were like
+opening the caisson gates to a graving-dock!)
+and made New Queenstown, or else they got
+into harbour on the East Coast and stranded
+there. You see, what with mines and wrecks,
+the North Sea wasn't being used much, and as
+the navies were taking a rest there wasn't
+much of value at sea. Some ships got stuck
+though&mdash;fishing boats mostly. No, they were
+all right&mdash;it took a week to drain off, and it
+was calm weather when they grounded. Most
+of them have wireless now, and they yelped
+for help, and we took 'em off. Those that
+hadn't were a bit hungry when we found them,
+but I don't think we lost many. You see, all
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span>
+nations sent air fleets out. Have you read
+the U.S. Magazine? You ought to; there's
+a damn good argument going on as to whether
+it would have paid us or Germany most if it
+had happened during the war. I think us,
+myself. You see, there's only a narrow channel
+now running past the Norwegian coast, and
+we could have mined that. Look at that, Professor!
+How's that for mines? That's Zeebrugge
+with the houses showing over the sand-hills.
+Whose? Oh! both sides put 'em there&mdash;that
+hollow to the east is proper stiff with them,
+isn't it? Port fifteen&mdash;Quartermaster! steer
+east&mdash;What? No, just going to show you
+something. You said it seemed a wicked waste
+of material; well, look over there&mdash;two of them
+got it. One's a U.C. boat but the other's a
+big one. They picked them up coming back,
+and that big chap's nearly in two halves&mdash;Starboard
+twenty, Quartermaster! No, we
+needn't go closer, you'll see one every half mile
+between here and Heligoland&mdash;some of ours as
+well as theirs. Yes&mdash;that's a Dutchman&mdash;torpedoed
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span>
+by the look of him. See the hole in
+the stern? Oh, butter and bacon and that
+sort of thing! No, nobody in her. Why?
+Well, look at the davits&mdash;they left her before
+she sank&mdash;all the boats are gone.</p>
+
+<p>"Like these glasses? That's the <i>Hinder</i> over
+there. Yes, they still live in her, and she's
+still useful. A fine big lightship, isn't she?
+She settled down at her moorings as peacefully
+as could be, and when we sent a line down to
+them on our first patrol trip after the show,
+they sent up a note asking for some 'baccy,
+and would we post some letters for them?
+Nothing ever did worry the <i>Hinder</i> in the war,
+and it won't now. You see, English and German
+used to fight under her tail every other night,
+and as she was an international light she just
+flashed away and looked on. I wonder none
+of their crew have written a book yet&mdash;'Battles
+round the <i>Hinder</i>,' by an Eyewitness. It would
+be better than most of the truck that has been
+written in England about it. Yes, she lies in
+a bit of a hollow, but the light shows up all
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span>
+right, and that's all we want. Here you are;
+this is what you wanted."</p>
+
+<p>We had reached the first object of interest
+in my journey. More trail-rope was paid out,
+and we swung with our engine stopped, downwind,
+lying twenty feet above a great pit torn
+in the earth by some tremendous explosion.
+All around the pit-mouth lay masses of earth
+and rock, and the face of the crater was thick
+with bone-breccia and fossils of every kind.
+The explosion had occurred over an old beach
+on the bank of what had once been the old
+Channel River. For thousands of years prehistoric
+men and beasts had lived and died
+there, and had left their skeletons to enlighten
+us. And more than bones had been left.
+Almost the first basket-load that our light
+electric "grab" produced for us contained
+among its numerous specimens of surpassing
+interest a rough "hand-axe" of dark flint,
+possibly of Pre-Chellean culture. However,
+the whole of my notes and specimens obtained
+on this visit are now being examined and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span>
+classified, and I will postpone description of
+them until the meeting of the Society on
+the 18th.</p>
+
+<p>I would have liked to have descended into
+the pit by a ladder or other means, but was
+dissuaded, partly by the motion of the airship,
+which swayed to and fro in the light wind,
+and partly by the blunt negative with which
+my suggestion was greeted by the Captain.
+We took only three baskets of specimens from
+this spot, as we had others to visit, and our
+carrying capacity was limited. As we slowly
+hauled in the trail-rope and prepared to continue
+our journey, I asked the Captain whether
+this crater had been intentionally formed by
+the Government for purposes of research, or
+whether it had been produced accidentally in
+the late war.</p>
+
+<p>"Accident?" he said. "Well, no, hardly that&mdash;but
+still, I expect he <i>thought</i> he might pull
+it off without doing himself in." He pointed
+to one of two big submarines which lay on
+opposite sides of the crater. The one indicated
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span>
+was the smaller of the two, and the least
+damaged. She lay upright with a slight tilt
+up by the bow (which was dented and torn
+rather badly). The other was in two halves,
+and lay on her side with a mound of earth,
+bones, and rock, making a sort of rough junction
+between the halves. The two submarines looked
+like great guardians of the pit, and I wondered
+at the madness of man that makes him revel
+in war and killing to no purpose. I mentioned
+something of this thought to the Captain, who
+was still gazing at the more intact of the two
+boats, and tapping a flint "Coup de poing" on
+the side of our gondola.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Professor," he said, "the man who
+made this tool didn't make it to clean his nails
+with, did he?" I observed that it was now
+generally agreed that most of prehistoric man's
+weapons were for use against his greatest foes&mdash;which
+were wild beasts, and not men. The
+Captain jerked the flint implement back into
+the basket.</p>
+
+<p>"My oath! you've said it," he snapped.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span>
+"<i>We've</i> been fighting wild beasts, and that
+chap in the smaller boat was a friend of
+mine. He took that Fritz fairly amidships
+with his stem, but he couldn't get free, and
+they went down locked. When Fritz hit
+bottom his mines went, and that blew them
+apart, and so there's your bone pit, Professor."</p>
+
+<p>I looked back at the pit and the two hulks
+beside it, now dwindling astern. "How do
+you know all that?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Read his number on the conning-tower for
+one thing, and the chap who had that boat
+would be pretty sure to take a Hun with him
+when he had to go. The rest? Well, his
+bows are bashed in, you see, and his lid is still
+open, so he gave Fritz his bow first on the
+surface. You may have some relics of curious
+beasts in that basket, Professor, but I can show
+you a relic, or a hundred if you like, of a damn
+sight nastier beast. See the masts over that
+mudbank? That's a Dutch liner&mdash;two torpedoes
+and no warning. Full of women too.
+Like to go and look? I thought not. Yes,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span>
+Professor, I can show you two hundred sunken
+ships in a few hours' run here, and they haven't
+all got their davits empty by a long chalk.
+Never mind&mdash;here's something more amusing."</p>
+
+<p>Our engine slowed and almost stopped while
+we drifted across a flat, broad, muddy plateau
+which sloped away to a valley on each side.</p>
+
+<p>"See those lines?" said my abrupt naval
+friend&mdash;"those long straight scores along the
+mud, I mean. Those are where the submarines&mdash;ours
+and theirs&mdash;have been taking bottom
+for a rest. Taking bottom? Oh! on winter
+nights, when it's too dark to see or when
+they're waiting for anything, or got defects or
+struck fog, you know. They used to take
+bottom a lot here, because it's good surface and
+they had twenty fathom of water, too. The
+marks haven't washed out yet. See this one?
+He bumped three times before he settled: he
+must have had a lot of headway on&mdash;his track's
+all of half a mile. That bed is where he
+settled for the night. It's soft there, and he
+worked in over his bilge keel. There's another,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span>
+fifty yards off him. Of course it was probably
+made a year before or after he made his, but
+there must have been cases when our boats and
+Fritz's lay that much apart all night and didn't
+know it. Pretty queer idea, isn't it? Perhaps
+a banjo strumming in one boat and a gramophone
+going in the other. Oh yes, they used
+to have concerts on the bottom before turning
+in! One of our chaps gave me a programme
+once. There were twenty items in it, and it
+was headed 'C/o G.P.O.&mdash;126 feet.' This was
+a regular submarine traffic lane for both sides.
+Some parts of the surface up north aren't
+marked at all,&mdash;it was either too deep water
+or there were too many mines about. Funny
+thing is, that some of the areas which both
+sides seem to have studiously gone round and
+avoided have no mines at all in them. Just
+rumour, I suppose. They gave the place a
+bad name and damned it. Eh? No&mdash;that's
+all right&mdash;tip 'em out on the deck&mdash;we can
+scrub the place out when we get in."</p>
+
+<p>He spoke to a sailor, who stepped forward
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span>
+and turned the nearest basket of specimens
+upside down. As he did so, something rolled
+from the heap to my feet, and with a thrill
+which could only be understood by my brother
+scientists I gazed on the greatest archæological
+discovery of the ages. I have already announced
+my discovery to the press, and the
+scientists of all nations are now gathering in
+London to inspect it, so I shall not enter now
+on a detailed description. I may say that my
+first thought was that I had in my hands a
+copy of my confrère Keith's reconstruction of
+the Piltdown skull, and that my own reconstruction
+had been to a certain extent false;
+but on mature reflection I decided that this
+could not be so, and that I must classify my
+find as belonging to a hitherto unknown branch
+of the race of Homo Sapiens&mdash;akin to, but yet
+distinct from, Eoanthropus. This prehistoric
+man I have called Homo Scoticanthropus, and
+my full report and conclusions will be shortly
+before the Society.</p>
+
+<p>The skull is intact and requires no reconstruction.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span>
+The lower mandible is of the chimpanzee-like
+type found with Eoanthropus, and
+as it was picked up by the same basket, must
+undoubtedly belong to the skull.</p>
+
+<p>As to the remainder of our voyage, I can
+only say that I spent the time on the floor of
+the gondola measuring and inspecting my find.
+I could not tear myself away from it, and we
+therefore omitted our visits to other spots
+where explosions were known to have occurred
+near the old sea-bed, confining ourselves to a
+hurried round of the Naval patrol route. Beyond
+a casual inspection and a remark that it
+looked like Hindenburg, the airship captain
+took no interest in this now famous skull, but
+confined himself to his duties of navigation and
+control.</p>
+
+<p>It is unfortunate that the exact depth and
+geological strata of the skull's position cannot
+be given. The basket was drawn from the
+bottom of the pit, but the skull may have been
+either thrown up by the explosion or rolled
+down later by the action of the tides.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span>
+ When the new lands have dried we hope to
+have a careful inspection of that and other
+pits, when more and perhaps equally valuable
+discoveries may be made.</p>
+
+<p>I have perhaps made undue mention of my
+naval friend in this pamphlet, but to tell the
+truth his type was new to me. Though, like
+all his fellow-officers, his limited education had
+tended to make him narrow-minded, he nevertheless
+deserves mention here as having assisted,
+albeit in a humble way, in the most wonderful
+discovery in history.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span></p>
+<h2>PRIVILEGED.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">They called across to Peter at the changing of the Guard,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">At the red-gold Doors that the Angels keep,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Lend us help to the Portal, for they press upon us hard,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">They are straining at the Gate, many deep."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then Peter rose and went to the wicket by the Wall,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Where the Starlight flashed upon the crowd;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And he saw a mighty wave from the Greatest Gale of all<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Break beneath him with a roar, swelling loud&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0"><i>Let us in! Let us in! We have left a load of sin</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>On the battlefield that flashes far below.</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>From the trenches or the sea&mdash;there's a pass for such as we,</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>For we died with our faces to the foe.</i><br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"<i>We haven't any creed&mdash;for we never felt the need,&mdash;</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>And our morals are as ragged as can be;</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>But we finished in a way that has cleared us of the clay,</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>And we're coming to you clean, as you can see.</i>"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then Peter looked below him with a smile upon his lips,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">And he answered, "Ye are fighters, as I know<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By your badges of the air, of the trenches, and the ships,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">And the wounds that on your bodies glisten so."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">And he looked upon the wounds, that were many and were grim,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">And his glance was all-embracing&mdash;unafraid;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And he looked to meet the eyes that were smiling up to him,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">All a-level as a new-forged blade.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Ye are savage men and rough&mdash;from the fo'c'sle and the tent;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Ye have put High Heaven to alarm;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But I see it written clear by the road ye went,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">That ye held by the Fifteenth Psalm."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And they shouted in return, "<i>'Tis a thing we've never read,</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>But you passed our friends inside</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>That won to the end of the road we tread</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>Long ago when the Mons Men died.</i>"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">"<i>Let us in! Let us in! We have fallen for the Right,</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>And the Crown that we listed to win,</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>That we earned by the Somme or the waters of the Bight;</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i1"><i>You're a fighting man yourself&mdash;Let us in!</i>"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then Peter gave a sign and the Gates flung wide<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To the sound of a bugle-call:<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"Pass the fighting men to the ranks inside,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Who came from the earth or the cold grey tide,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">With their heads held high and a soldier's stride,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To a Friend in the Judgment Hall."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span></p>
+<h2>ACCORDING TO THEIR LIGHTS.</h2>
+
+<p>The world was a streak of green and white
+bubbles, and there was a great roaring noise
+which disturbed his thoughts. "Boots&mdash;boots&mdash;I
+must get them off." He remembered the only
+occasion on which he had experienced an anæsthetic,
+the mental struggle to retain his ego, and
+the loss of will-power he had known at every
+breath. He was going down now, the roaring
+was less terrible and he felt very tired. A
+check in his descent and a little voice at the
+back of his brain: "There was a big sea
+running." Then a blur of white foam and a
+long gasping breath. Something rasped his
+forehead and a rough serge sleeve was across
+his throat. He fought feebly to keep the choking
+arm away, but as they rose on the crest of
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span>
+a long blue-green swell, he was jerked from the
+water by the neck and the belt of his overcoat.
+His first clear sensation was one of intense chill.
+Although there was little wind, it was cold
+in the air. He raised his head and moved to
+avoid the uncomfortable pressure of something
+on his chest. As he saw his situation he dropped
+his head again quickly and lay still. He was
+across the keel of a broad grey boat which
+pitched and heaved at terrifying angles as the
+seas passed. He crawled cautiously round, pivoting
+on his stomach till his legs straddled the
+keel and he had a grip on it with his hands
+under his chin. Facing him in a similar attitude
+was a seaman he knew, a tall brawny torpedoman
+whom he had noticed rigging the lights
+in the Wardroom flat on occasions when Evening
+Service had been held there. What was his
+name&mdash;Davies? Denny? No, Dunn! of course&mdash;the
+ship's boxer, and the funny man at the
+concerts. Were they two all that was left?
+He opened his mouth and gasped a little before
+speaking.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span>
+ "All right, sir&mdash;take it easy&mdash;I've been off
+this billet twice, and it's no joke getting back
+to it. Good thing you're a light weight, sir,
+or you'd've pulled me in just now."</p>
+
+<p>"Are there&mdash;are there any more, Dunn?"</p>
+
+<p>"God knows, sir&mdash;beggin' your pardon, that
+is&mdash;the mine got us forr'd and the magazine
+went. This is the pinnace we're on, and it's the
+biggest bit of the ship I've seen floating yet."</p>
+
+<p>"Good God! Where were you?"</p>
+
+<p>"On the bridge, sir, just sent for by the
+Officer of the Watch about the telephones; but
+I'm&mdash;I don't know 'ow I got away, sir&mdash;flew,
+I reckon. Where were you, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Coming up the Wardroom ladder, and as I
+got on deck I was washed away. Dunn! do
+you think we'll be picked up?"</p>
+
+<p>The seaman raised his head and shoulders
+cautiously and took a rapid glance around as
+they topped a sea, then resumed his attitude
+along the keel, his chin on his crossed wrists.
+"You're a parson, sir," he said, "and you're
+ready for it, so I'll tell you. We were on detached
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span>
+duty, and there mayn't be another ship
+here for a week yet."</p>
+
+<p>"A week! But, man, a merchant ship or
+fisherman might pass any time."</p>
+
+<p>"A fisherman might, sir; but I never saw a
+merchantman since we came on this trip, and
+I don't see anything now."</p>
+
+<p>There was a pause, and the padre shivered
+in his thin wet clothes. "The sea was going
+down this morning; how long do you think we
+could stay alive on this?"</p>
+
+<p>"That's the trouble, sir. This is the pinnace,
+and she's stove in a bit."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean she'll sink? But they float
+when they are waterlogged, don't they?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not this one, she won't, and she's got the
+launch's slings in her too&mdash;half an hour I give
+her; but you're right, sir; the sea's going down,
+and I'm keeping a watch out for more wreckage
+if it goes by, sir."</p>
+
+<p>The shivering-fit passed and he tried to collect
+his thoughts. Yes, the pinnace <i>had</i> settled a
+bit since he had been dragged aboard. She did
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span>
+not lift so easily to the sea, and had lost the
+tendency to broach-to which had made him grip
+the keel so tightly at first. He was quite calm
+now, and everything seemed much more simple.
+Half an hour! He lowered his forehead to his
+hands and his thoughts raced. What had he left
+undone? Yes, the ship was gone, so he had
+nothing to think of in connection with her. As
+Dunn would say, his affairs in her were all
+"clewed up" by her loss. But ashore, now&mdash;ah!
+For a full minute he fought with his panic. He
+felt a rage against a fate that was blindly killing
+him when he had so much more of life to enjoy.
+He wanted to scream like a trapped rabbit. He
+felt his eyes wet with tears of self-pity, and at
+the feeling his sense of humour returned. He
+thought of himself as a child about to be
+smacked, and when he raised his head he was
+smiling into Dunn's eyes. "Half an hour is
+not long, Dunn," he said, "but it is longer
+than our friends had."</p>
+
+<p>Dunn took another swift glance to right and
+left, then, reaching a hand cautiously into his
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span>
+jumper, pulled out a wet and shiny briar pipe,
+and began to reflectively chew the mouthpiece.</p>
+
+<p>He was a young <i>padre</i>, but he had been in
+the Service most of the war. He knew enough
+to choose his words with care as he spoke again.</p>
+
+<p>"Dunn," he said, "we haven't got long. I am
+going to pray."</p>
+
+<p>"Yessir," said the bony, red face before him.</p>
+
+<p>He tried again. "Dunn, you're Church of
+England, aren't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yessir. On the books I am, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"You mean you have no religion?"</p>
+
+<p>Dunn blew hard into the bowl of his pipe and
+replaced the mouthpiece between his jagged
+teeth. "Not that sort quite, sir&mdash;but I'm all
+right, sir."</p>
+
+<p>The <i>padre</i> moved a little bit nearer along the
+keel. The pinnace was certainly deep in the
+water now, but his mind was at ease and he did
+not feel the cold. "Listen, Dunn," he said; "I
+am going to pray&mdash;I want you to repeat what
+I say after me."</p>
+
+<p>Dunn moved his hands from under his chin
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span>
+and took his pipe from his mouth. "Yessir,"
+he said.</p>
+
+<p>The <i>padre</i> paused a moment and looked at
+the long blue slope of a sea rising above his
+eyes. He wondered vaguely why he was not
+feeling sea-sick. "O God, Who made the sea
+and all that therein is, have mercy on us Thy
+servants called to-day to Thy judgment-seat.
+Pardon us the manifold sins we have committed,
+and lead us to a true repentance; and to us, who
+have in the past neglected Thee in our hearts,
+send light and strength that we may come
+without fear before Thy throne. Have pity,
+O Lord, upon those who are made widows and
+orphans this day. Grant to our country final
+victory and Thy peace. Amen."</p>
+
+<p>The sun was behind clouds now, and the seas
+were washing occasionally along the sinking
+boat.</p>
+
+<p>"You did not join me in the prayer, Dunn,"
+he said. "Was it not within the scheme of your
+religion?"</p>
+
+<p>Dunn put his pipe carefully back in his jumper
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span>
+and took a firmer grip of the keel. "Yes, sir," he
+said, "it was&mdash;but I don't whine when I'm down."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean I was whining, Dunn?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir, I don't. You've always prayed and
+you're not going back on anything. I don't go
+much on Church, and God wouldn't think nothing
+of me if I piped down now."</p>
+
+<p>The <i>padre</i> was, as has been said, a young man,
+and being young he did the right thing and
+waited for more. It came with a rush.</p>
+
+<p>"You see, sir, it's God this, and God that, and
+no one knows what God is like, but I'm a Navy
+man and I think of Him my way. If I'm not
+afraid to die I'm all right, I think, sir. It wasn't
+my fault the ship sank, sir. I've always kept
+my job done, and I've got 'Exceptional' on my
+parchment. When I joined up I took the chance
+of this, and I ain't kicking now it's come. I
+reckon if a man plays the game by his messmates,
+and fights clean in the ring, and takes
+a pride, like, in his job&mdash;well, it ain't for me to
+say, but I don't think God'll do much to me.
+He'll say, 'Jack,' He'll say, 'you've got a lot of
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span>
+things against you here, but you ain't shirked
+your work and you aren't afraid of Me&mdash;so pass
+in with a caution,' He'll say. You're all right,
+sir, and it may be because you're a good Christian;
+but I reckon, sir, it's because you know you've
+done your job and not skrimshanked it that you
+ain't afraid, just the same as me.... Hold
+tight, sir,&mdash;she'll not be long now."</p>
+
+<p>The <i>padre</i> ducked his head as a swell passed,
+but the sea had no crest now, the weather was
+certainly improving. "I don't say you're right,"
+he said, "but I haven't time to bring you to my
+way of thinking now."</p>
+
+<p>The pinnace began to stand on end with a
+gurgling and bubbling of air from her bow. The
+two men slipped off on opposite sides, still holding
+the rough splintery keel between them.</p>
+
+<p>"Listen, Dunn&mdash;repeat this after me: 'Please
+God, I have done my best, and I'm not afraid
+to come to You.'"</p>
+
+<p>"'Please God, I've done my best, and I'm not
+afraid to come to You,' sir. Good-bye, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, Dunn&mdash;good-bye."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span>
+ The sunset lit up the slope of a sea that looked
+majestically down on them, and flashed on
+something behind it. As they looked the wet
+grey conning-tower of a submarine showed
+barely fifty yards away. The startled sea
+pounded at her hull as she rose and grew, and
+a rush of spray shook out the folds of a limp
+and draggled White Ensign that hung from
+the after-stanchion of her bridge.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A NAVAL DISCUSSION.</h2>
+
+<p>The air was thick with smoke, and a half-circle
+of officers sat clustered round the stove in the
+smoking-room. True&mdash;there was no fire in the
+stove, but that did not count. A stove was a
+place you sat around and jerked cigarette ash
+at, or, if you were long enough, rested your
+heels on. The party consisted of six ship's
+officers and a guest. A few feet away a
+Bridge-party was in progress. It was the usual
+Naval party, and was composed of one man
+who could play, two who thought they could,
+and one who had come in in response to urgent
+demands to "make up a four," and who held no
+illusions about his own play or his partner's.
+However, he argued well, which was a help.
+The game appeared to go in spasms&mdash;a few
+minutes' peace punctuated only by subdued
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span>
+oaths, and then a cross-fire of abuse and recriminations&mdash;usually
+opened by the fourth player,
+who had somewhere learnt the wonderful feminine
+art of getting in first accusation, and then
+dodging his opponents' salvoes behind a smoke-screen
+of side-issues.</p>
+
+<p>The group by the stove were not in the
+least disturbed by the game behind them.
+They had heard Naval Bridge played before,
+and knew that it was only when the players
+became polite that trouble was in the offing.
+The talk, as always, was of the War, and
+swung with startling suddenness from one queer
+aspect to another. The Senior Engineer was
+leaning back in his chair, his pipe between his
+teeth, listening to the mixture of views and
+voices from either side of him.</p>
+
+<p>"What do they want this saluting order at
+all for? They're making everybody salute
+everybody in London now, and they say it
+isn't safe to walk down the Haymarket to the
+Admiralty, because the traffic stands to attention
+for you."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span>
+ "All damn nonsense. There's too much
+saluting&mdash;that sort, I mean&mdash;and there's too
+little of the other sort. Let's have an order
+that every civilian must salute a wounded man,
+or a man with a wound stripe, and then I'll
+take Provost-Marshal and see it done."</p>
+
+<p>"They'd chuck their hands in. They're all
+talking of Democracy now, and a wounded man
+would count as a gilded autocrat."</p>
+
+<p>"Democracy, my foot! I know their sort of
+Democracy. It's like Russia's special brand&mdash;do
+as you please, and make all you can for
+yourself. A civilian's no good till he's a conscript
+or done his time in the Territorials. If
+they want democracy they can come here. This
+is the most democratic Service in the world."</p>
+
+<p>"But you can't run down civilians over this
+war; why&mdash;the whole Army's civilian now.
+They haven't done so badly, though they had to
+wait for war before they moved."</p>
+
+<p>"Whose fault was it they didn't help before?
+It wasn't ours. But that's just what I'm
+saying. They're all right once they've been
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span>
+drilled, but no damn good till they have been.
+We ought to put the whole lot through a short
+course of drill and a week of trench work, and
+let them go again."</p>
+
+<p>The guest's voice broke in&mdash;"You mean, I
+take it, that the people who are going to make
+the peace are the people who have not yet
+learnt discipline?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir&mdash;that's about it. They haven't
+learnt to think for their side instead of their
+own private ends."</p>
+
+<p>"Call 'em politicians and have done with it,
+Pongo!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, they are&mdash;aren't they? They get the
+politicians they like, and they appoint men of
+their own sort, so they are all politicians
+really."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I think that's being rather hard on
+them. They have to take the men the party
+whips gave them. I think they're a poor lot,
+but I wouldn't call them politicians."</p>
+
+<p>The guest moved uneasily. "I don't quite see
+your point," he said. "Is the term 'politician'
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span>
+one of reproach or praise? I once stood for my
+local constituency and&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The young officer with his heels on the stove
+gave a sudden snort. "Don't you believe him,
+he's pulling your legs&mdash;so don't apologise. He's
+no politician, anyway."</p>
+
+<p>The guest laughed. "Well, I'm not in politics
+now," he said. "What is your definition of this
+strange animal?"</p>
+
+<p>There was a pause, and then a cautious reply,
+"Well, he's an M.P."</p>
+
+<p>"But I know some very charming M.P.'s&mdash;are
+they all politicians?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh no, sir. They're different. It's a question
+of standards, really."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, but what are the standards?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you see&mdash;we have one&mdash;and civilians
+have another, business people and so on, and
+then there's the politicians."</p>
+
+<p>"You ought to write a dictionary, Pongo&mdash;you
+snub-nosed old shell-back. No, I ain't
+scrapping, and if you get up I'll take your
+chair."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span>
+ "Whose got a cigarette? No, not one of
+your stinkers&mdash;gimme one of yours, Guns."</p>
+
+<p>The officer addressed politely passed a cigarette
+across in his fingers, and turning in his chair
+beckoned to a marine servant who was just returning
+with an empty tray from the Bridge table.</p>
+
+<p>"A cigarette, please, waiter&mdash;and debit it to
+the account of my honourable friend Mr Maugham,
+here. I'll stop your cadging, Pongo&mdash;if I
+have to take on the tobacco accounts to do it."</p>
+
+<p>"Lucky there's no shortage of 'baccy, or all
+the armies would strike."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, that'd be one way to stop the war.
+You can't fight without it. Wish we had some
+tobacco shares. Some people must be making
+a lot."</p>
+
+<p>"Not so much as the food people."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't believe the food people do make so
+much. It's the world shortage that causes the
+trouble, not the prices&mdash;or rather one involves
+the other."</p>
+
+<p>"It isn't so much that. It's a rise of prices
+all round. Things get expensive, so the country
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span>
+strikes for higher wages and gets them&mdash;then
+prices go up because the sovereign has depreciated,
+and they strike again. It goes on in a
+vicious circle."</p>
+
+<p>"Can't be a circle&mdash;because that's progression.
+You've got to get to a smash in time."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it means there'll be just as much cash
+in the world, but every one will be poor. Cash
+isn't wealth&mdash;work is wealth, and all work
+nowadays is wasted. We're chucking it into
+the air in Flanders."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, we'll last out this war, and then have
+to lash out."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes&mdash;there'll be room to lash out in, too.
+We'll be back in Elizabeth's days&mdash;lots of room
+for every one, but no capital."</p>
+
+<p>"So long as there are no Huns we'll be happy,
+so what's the odds? Give us a match."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I want a few Huns left to compare
+notes with after this. It would be dull to hear
+our own side only. One couldn't meet their
+Army, of course, but their Navy's not so bad.
+They've tried to fight clean, at any rate, and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span>
+they fight good and 'earty. Yes, I know about
+Fritz, but if you had orders to torpedo liners,
+wouldn't you do it? 'Course you would, if you
+were told they were carrying munitions and
+you were saving your country by it. There are
+Fritzes who <i>like</i> it, certainly, but we have to
+give the others the benefit of the doubt."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'd like to read their logs and so on
+after the war, though we'll be so damn sick of
+all the truck they'll publish here when the
+Censor pays off that we wont want to read
+much of anything."</p>
+
+<p>"It isn't the stuff just after the war one
+would like to read. I'd like to be alive in a
+hundred years to read the truth."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you wont be if you knock my drink
+over with your hairy hoofs&mdash;sit still!"</p>
+
+<p>"It'd do you good if I did knock it over&mdash;your
+hoary-headed old rip. Guns, do you think
+they'll have raised our pay in a hundred years'
+time?"</p>
+
+<p>"I doubt it. They'll pay off the Navy and
+economise as soon as peace is signed&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span>
+ "&mdash;And we'll have another war on our hands
+inside six months&mdash;we always do; we've always
+retrenched after a war, and then had to give
+bonuses to get the men back inside a year."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, they'll pay off the battleships, anyway&mdash;and
+only keep the fast cruisers and the
+submarines."</p>
+
+<p>"You and your submarines! Have you heard
+from your brother lately?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, he tells me if I'm going to join I've got
+to remember it's the greatest honour to be&mdash;half
+a sec., I've got the letter here&mdash;to be alive
+and able to get into the greatest and most
+efficient Service of the Greatest Navy the world
+has ever seen, in the Greatest event in History
+since the Moon broke off."</p>
+
+<p>There was a two seconds' silence (which is
+long for a Naval discussion), then&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Well, cutting out the swollen-headed tosh
+about the Greatest Service, which I take it he
+means to refer to submarines, I don't know that
+he's far wrong."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I suppose we shall have our pasts and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span>
+presents all looked up, and that people at the
+U.S. Institution will argue about us like they
+did a few years ago about Trafalgar."</p>
+
+<p>"No fear. They'll all be peaceful then, and
+we'll be barbarians, and not to be spoken of."</p>
+
+<p>"Barbarian, my foot! We're the cleanest lot
+in England, and the English are cleaner than
+most races."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think there'll be another battle?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, help! If that cag's going to start, I'm
+off. Good-night, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"I must go too, Jim," said the guest, with
+a startled glance at the clock. "Where did I
+leave my coat?"</p>
+
+<p>The Senior Engineer rose and followed them
+out, hearing as he passed through the door an
+unwearying voice by the stove&mdash;"I know a
+chap on Beatty's staff, and he says they'll fight
+next spring or summer."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE GUNLAYER.</h2>
+
+<p>"<i>Hit first&mdash;hit hard&mdash;and keep on hitting</i>, is
+a good rule, but what I want to impress on you
+is that in this war the last part of that rule is
+the most important. The enemy shoots remarkably
+well&mdash;at a target&mdash;but he does not appear
+to stand punishment well himself. It is remarkable
+how the German shooting falls off once he
+gets a few big shells aboard him, and up to
+date it has been noticeable that our own
+practice is, up to a certain point, improved
+by our being hit. It is just a matter of sticking
+power...."</p>
+
+<p>The Gunnery Lieutenant paused in his lecture
+and sighed. "Would these pasty-faced beggars
+stick it?" He had had a week to train the crew&mdash;most
+of them raw hands&mdash;of the latest and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span>
+fastest light cruiser, into a semblance of war
+efficiency, and the effort was tiring him. They
+were so very new and unintelligent, and he had
+had to go over the A B C of gunnery with them
+as if they had never been through their course
+before joining. Seven bells struck, and he
+dismissed the class and sent them shuffling and
+elbowing out of the flat.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>They had been stationed at the guns three
+hours and had seen nothing. This was their
+second day out, and the first nervousness and
+feeling of shyness at being in enemy waters
+was wearing off. The mist that had been with
+them since dawn was clearing away too, and
+the gunlayer of No. Five straightened his back
+and stretched himself against the shield. This
+was a silly game, he decided. Two cables astern
+the knife-edge stem of a sister ship was parting
+their wake into two creamy undulating waves
+which seemed to spoil the mirror-like surface of
+what the German wireless has with inimitable
+humour termed "The fringe of the English barred
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span>
+zone," or as their Lordships more drily put it,
+"The mouth of the Bight."</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The gunlayer spat carefully over the side
+and felt in his cap-rim for a cigarette. He
+calculated that he would make the "fag," with
+care, last till breakfast. Fourteen days in
+commission had at any rate taught him that
+the art of shortening up the frequent spells of
+boredom consisted in a judicious mixture of
+tobacco and thinking, and as smoking was
+barred under heavy penalties during the dark
+hours, his brain had been somewhat overworked
+since four. As he fumbled for his matches he
+froze suddenly still as a bugle blared "Action
+stations!" from the bridge above him. He
+heard the beginnings of the clatter of men
+closing up and the hum of activity along the
+deck, but till the cold shiver had passed from
+him he could not move. His one idea was that
+this was <i>real</i>, and he would give anything to
+be out of it. Then in a flash he was at his
+sights, his hands on the focussing-ring and his
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span>
+head close up to the telescope, in fear that
+others might see something in his face that he
+did not want them to see. For exactly the
+same reasons some hundred other men on the
+upper deck were becoming feverishly busy, but
+before the last note of the bugle had died the
+guns' crews were over their stage fright, and
+were, with perhaps a little more care and
+intelligence than they had shown at drill, closing
+up to their guns.</p>
+
+<p>The gunlayer of No. Five stepped to one side
+and looked out on the beam. The mists had
+cleared, and far to the east he could see a line
+of little smoke puffs that could only mean one
+thing&mdash;ships in station and burning high-speed
+fuel. The cruiser heeled a little, and the smoke
+dots swung from abeam to nearly ahead as
+she turned, and he lost sight of them behind
+the shield of the next gun. He wanted to go
+forward and watch them. It seemed worse to
+have it hanging over him like this. He did
+not know if he would be quite ready if the
+ship turned suddenly to bring his gun to bear
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span>
+and he should see the enemy at close range,
+and no longer as little brown smoke blurs.</p>
+
+<p>The sight-setter, a boy of seventeen, spoke
+to him and he looked round. The boy's face
+was rather white, and his lips trembled a little.
+The gunlayer woke up at the sight, and broke
+into a pleased grin.</p>
+
+<p>"Only little beggars," he said, "hardly enough
+to make a mouthful. Don't you make no
+blinkin' errors this morning, my lad, or I'll
+land you one you'll be proud of!"</p>
+
+<p>The speech cheered him up, and he began to
+believe he <i>might</i> come out of it alive&mdash;with
+luck. The ship was travelling now. The white
+water raced past at a dizzy speed, and a great
+sloping V of bubbling foam followed them fifty
+yards astern. Every few seconds a quivering
+vibration started from forward and travelled
+through the hull&mdash;reminding him of a terrier
+waiting at a rat-hole. He wanted to smoke&mdash;there
+would be just time for a cigarette&mdash;but
+although he was afraid of death, he was afraid
+of the Gunnery Lieutenant more. He snuggled
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span>
+down to the shoulder-piece and began working
+his elevating wheel slowly. There was little
+roll on the ship, and he realised thankfully
+that there was going to be no difficulty about
+keeping his sights on. The oblong port in
+the shield through which his telescope passed
+worried him: it seemed so unnecessarily big.
+That was just like the Admiralty designers, he
+thought&mdash;so long as they didn't have to stand
+behind the hole they didn't care how big it
+was. Why, it would let a six-inch shell
+through! He felt quite a grievance about it.
+Then, with a heel and an increase of vibration
+the ship turned. Lord! there they were&mdash;one&mdash;two&mdash;three&mdash;four&mdash;five
+of them&mdash;going like
+smoke, too. He pressed close to his telescope,
+and the enemy sprang into view&mdash;many times
+magnified. The boy sight-setter in a cracked
+voice repeated an order, and he heard the quick
+shuffle of feet and the word "Ready" come like
+a whip-crack from behind him. The leading
+enemy danced in the heat-haze as his telescope
+swayed up and down her foremast. It all
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span>
+depended on him and a few others now. The
+responsibility worried him. The gun's crew
+behind him were invisible, but he felt that
+their eyes were glued to his back, and that
+they were wondering if he was going to make
+good.</p>
+
+<p>Boom&mdash;Br-r-room&mdash;Boom! That was the
+next ahead. It sounded a rotten salvo. Was
+she ranging&mdash;or would they all start now? He
+saw no splashes by the ship in his sights. Was
+it a complete miss, or was it fired at another
+enemy?</p>
+
+<p>Boom&mdash;B-r-<i>room</i>! That was a better one.
+Weren't <i>they</i> going to do anything? As he
+wondered, the enemy cruiser flashed like a red
+helio, and he gasped in admiration at the simultaneous
+firing of her battery. A great sheet
+of white shut out the view in his telescope, and
+a deafening crack announced the bursting of
+a short salvo. <i>Wow</i>-ooo! Something whined
+overhead, and his own gun spoke&mdash;rocking the
+shield, and making him flinch from the sights.
+<i>Gawd!</i> had he fired with the sights on, or
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span>
+were his eyes shut? Anyhow, the men behind
+him did not seem to notice anything wrong.
+The breech slammed viciously, and the word
+"Ready" came on the instant. "<i>Clang</i>"&mdash;something
+hit the shield and glanced upwards
+as his gun spoke again. He knew he hadn't
+had the sights on then&mdash;he hadn't been ready,&mdash;how
+the hell could a man keep the sights
+on with this going on? Behind him a man
+began a scream, a scream which was cut
+short suddenly with the crack of a bursting
+H.E. shell and the whistle and wail of splinters.
+Gawd! this was chronic&mdash;the ship must be
+getting it thick. The enemy swung into his
+telescope field again, and he saw the throbbing
+flame jerk out and vanish from her upper deck.</p>
+
+<p>B-r-r-<i>oom</i>! That was a better salvo. He
+must have been on the spot that time&mdash;another
+one&mdash;no, he was aiming high then. Still, it
+didn't matter. They'd all be dead soon and
+nobody would know who'd fired well or badly.
+Right abreast the enemy's bridge a great spout
+of water shot up, and behind it he saw the yellow
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span>
+sheet of flame that told of half a broadside going
+home. "He <i>must</i> keep his sights on"&mdash;"<i>Must</i>
+keep his sights on." His gun rocked as it fired,
+and he swore under his breath at the delay before
+the crew reloaded. Were they all wounded?
+They might be&mdash;as he estimated at least three
+full salvoes had been aboard since the first shot.
+The enemy swung out of his field of view again,
+and he took his eye from the telescope a moment.
+What the hell was the ship turning for? The
+flagship must be crazy&mdash;just when we were
+hitting, too. He froze to his eye-piece again,
+and saw the familiar bridge and curved stem
+of his target as before. A haze of purplish-grey
+smoke was over her forecastle, and as he
+fired again he saw the flash of another salvo
+along her side. What was it "Guns" had said?
+<i>The one that sticks it out.</i> Why couldn't they
+load quicker behind him? They seemed so slow.
+The target vanished suddenly in a pall of brown
+smoke, and he lost her for a moment, his sights
+swinging down with the gentle motion of the
+ship. He saw splashes rise from the sea, but
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span>
+heard no whine and hum of splinters following.
+There she was again! And there was another
+salvo in the same place. A voice from behind
+him said something, and he barked a profane
+response,&mdash;a demand for quicker loading. The
+voice replied with, "Stick it, Jerry&mdash;you're
+givin' 'er bloody 'ell!" And he realised suddenly
+that the hitting now seemed to be all one way,
+and that his target was on fire from the bow
+to the forward funnel. His sights swung off
+again, and a moment later his gun brought up
+against the forward stops with a bump. He
+raised his head and looked round. Their next
+astern was on the quarter now, and they must
+have all turned together towards the enemy.
+The bow gun still banged away, sending blasts
+of hot air back along the deck, but no reply
+seemed to be coming. The gunlayer scrambled
+up on the shield and looked ahead to the east.
+A blur of smoke hid the enemy&mdash;a great brown
+greasy cloud&mdash;and he dropped on his knee to the
+heel that announced another change of helm.
+Round they came&mdash;sixteen points&mdash;and he had
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span>
+a view of the Flagship, with a long signal hoist
+at her masthead, tearing past in her own wake.</p>
+
+<p>"What the hell&mdash;ain't we going to finish it?
+What's the game?" a chorus of voices spoke
+from the deck below him, and then came the
+"still" of a bugle and the pipe, "Sponge out
+and clean guns&mdash;clear up upper deck. Enemy
+is under the guns of Heligoland."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, who cares for Heligoland?" said the
+gunlayer&mdash;and on the words he came down from
+his perch on the gunshield with a run. A roar
+like a twelve-inch salvo and a huge column
+of tumbling water a hundred yards on the beam
+had answered him. The next shell pitched in
+their wake&mdash;then another well astern, and they
+were out of range. He suddenly realised that
+he was thirstier than he had ever been before,
+and started forward to the water-tank. As he
+moved, a hand clutched his arm and he found
+the boy sight-setter at his side, a fountain of
+words, dancing with excitement.</p>
+
+<p>"My Christ! that was fine. <i>Gawd</i>&mdash;what a
+show, hey? An' you that cool, too. I didn't
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span>
+'alf shake, till I looked at you, an' saw you was
+laughin'. We didn't 'alf brown 'em off, did we?
+an' they&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Aw, go chase yerself," said the gunlayer.
+"That weren't nothing. Wait till you sees a
+battle, my son&mdash;and you won't think nothing
+o' to-day."</p>
+
+<p>As he turned to lift the drinking-cup he
+glanced at the clock and saw with amazement
+that it was seven-fifteen. With a vague memory
+of having done so before, he fumbled in his
+cap-lining for a cigarette.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A WAGE SLAVE.</h2>
+
+<p>The Coxswain nodded to the boy messenger and
+reached for his cap.</p>
+
+<p>"All right, my lad&mdash;'ook me down that
+lammy. What's the panic, d'ye know?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, <i>I</i> dunno. Sez 'e, 'Tell 'im to come up.
+I want 'im at the wheel,' 'e sez. An' I come
+along an'&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"All right&mdash;'ook it, and don't stand there
+blowin' down my neck."</p>
+
+<p>The Coxswain jerked his "lammy" coat on,
+and clumped heavily out of the mess, chewing
+a section of ship's biscuit (carefully and cunningly&mdash;for
+the shortage of teeth among torpedo
+coxswains amounts almost to a badge of
+office) as he went.</p>
+
+<p>"What's up, Jim&mdash;steam tattics?" asked the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span>
+Torpedo Gunner's Mate&mdash;another Lower Deck
+Olympian&mdash;looking up from a three-day-old
+'Telegraph.'</p>
+
+<p>The Coxswain grunted in response. It is
+not the custom of the Service to answer silly
+questions. The reason the question was asked
+at all may be put down to the fact of the
+'Telegraph' being not only old but empty of
+interest.</p>
+
+<p>As he reached the upper deck he buttoned
+his coat and felt in his pockets for his mittens.
+It was very cold&mdash;a cold accentuated by the
+wind of the Destroyer's passage. There was
+no sea, but it was pitch-dark, with a glint of
+phosphorus from water broken by the wakes
+of six "war-built" T.B.D.'s running in line
+ahead at an easy twenty-four knots. The Coxswain
+could never, in all probability, have
+explained his reasoning, though the fact that
+the speed had been increased was noticeable;
+but he knew, as he swung up the ladders to
+the unseen fore-bridge, that he had not been
+sent for a mere alteration of course. His brain
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span>
+must have received some telepathic wave from
+the ship's hull which told him that the enemy
+had had something to do with the break in
+his watch below.</p>
+
+<p>His sea-boots ceased their noisy clumping
+as he reached the bridge, and he was standing
+by the helmsman with a hand on the wheel
+before the man had noticed his arrival. With
+an interrogative grunt he stepped to the steering
+pedestal as the man moved aside, and he
+stood peering at the dimly lit compass card,
+and moving the wheel a spoke or two each
+way as he "felt" her.</p>
+
+<p>"North Seventy East&mdash;carryin' a little starboard,"
+said the dark figure beside him, and
+he accepted the "Turn-over" with another
+characteristic growl&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"That you, Pember? Follow the next ahead
+and steer small." The Commander had spoken,
+the white gleam from his scarf showing for a
+moment in the reflected compass light.</p>
+
+<p>"Next ahead and steer small, sir." He leaned
+forward and watched the blue-white fan of
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span>
+phosphorus that meant the stern-wave of the
+next ship. Low voices spoke beside him, and
+the telegraphs whirred round and reply-gongs
+tinkled. Half, or perhaps a quarter, of his
+brain noticed these things, but they were
+instantly pigeon-holed and forgotten. He was
+at his job, and his job was to hold his course
+on the next ahead. Without an order, nothing
+but death would cause him to let his attention
+wander from his business. He heard the sub-lieutenant
+a few feet distant crooning in a
+mournful voice&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"How many miles to Babylon?"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Three score and ten."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>The back of his brain seized the words and
+turned them over and over. Babylon was in
+the Bible&mdash;he wasn't sure where it was on
+the map though. How much was three score
+and ten? Three twenties were sixty, and&mdash;"<i>Action
+Stations</i>"&mdash;Babylon slid into a pigeon-hole,
+and he relaxed for a second from his
+rigid concentration on the next ahead. He
+straightened up, stretching his long gaunt body,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span>
+and a suspicion of a smile lit his face. Then
+he resumed his peering, puckered attitude,
+oblivious to everything but that phosphorescent
+glow ahead. The glow broadened and brightened,
+and he felt the quiver beneath his feet that
+told of a speed that contractors of three years
+ago would have gaped at. A vivid flash of
+yellow light lit up the next ahead and showed
+her bridge and funnels with startling clearness
+against the sky. By the same flash he saw
+another big destroyer on the bow crossing the
+line from starboard to port. His own bow
+gun fired at the instant the detonations of the
+first shots reached him, and in the midst of
+the tearing reports of a round dozen of high-velocity
+guns, by some miracle of concentration,
+he heard a helm order from the white scarf
+six feet away. The little fifteen-inch wheel
+whirled under his hand, and with a complaining
+quiver and roll the destroyer swung after
+her leader to port. In the light of a continually
+increasing number of gun-flashes he
+saw the next ahead running "Yard-arm to
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span>
+Yard-arm" with a long German destroyer, each
+slamming shell into the other at furious speed.
+He gave a side-glance to starboard to look for
+his opposite number on the enemy line&mdash;and
+then came one of those incidents which show
+that the Navy trains men into the same mental
+groove, whether officers or coxswains.</p>
+
+<p>The enemy destroyer was just turning up to
+show her port broadside. She was carrying
+"Hard-over" helm, and her wheel could hardly reverse
+in the time that would be necessary if&mdash;&mdash;.
+The coxswain anticipated the order he knew
+would come&mdash;anticipated it to the extent of a
+mere fraction of port-helm and a savage grip
+of the wheel. The order came in a voice that
+no amount of gun-fire could prevent the coxswain
+from hearing just then. "<i>Hard-a-port!</i>
+<i>Ram her</i>, coxswain!" The enemy saw and
+tried to meet the charge bow-on. There was
+no room between them for that, and he knew
+it. His guns did his best for him, but a man
+intent on his job takes a lot of killing at short
+range. Two shells hit and burst below the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span>
+bridge, and the third&mdash;the coxswain swung
+round the binnacle, gripping the rim with his
+left hand. His right hand still held the wheel,
+and spun it through a full turn of starboard
+helm. The stiffened razor-edge bow took the
+enemy at the break of the poop, and went
+clean through before crushing back to the fore
+bulkhead. At the impact the shattered coxswain
+slipped forward on the deck and died
+with a smashing, splintering noise in his ears&mdash;the
+tribute of war to an artist whose work
+was done.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span></p>
+<h2>AN "ANNUAL."</h2>
+
+<p>A grey drizzly morning, with yellow fog to
+seaward and every prospect of a really wet day.
+At each side of the black basin gates stood
+a little group of men, the majority "Dockyard
+mateys" of the rigger's party. A few wore
+the insignia of higher rank&mdash;bowler hats and
+watch-chains. The bowler hats conferred together
+in low voices, while the rank and file
+conferred not at all, but stared solemnly out
+at the wall of mist that cut the visibility in
+the harbour down to a bare four hundred
+yards.</p>
+
+<p>Round the corner of the rigger's store two
+uniformed figures appeared walking briskly
+towards the basin entrance. Both wore overcoats.
+The shorter man was grey where the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span>
+hair showed beneath his gold-peaked cap, while
+the pale face and "washed-out" look of the
+younger man indicated that the hospital ship
+which took him away from Gallipoli had done
+so none too soon.</p>
+
+<p>As they approached, one of the bowler-wearers
+detached himself from the group and
+spoke to the senior of the two. There was a
+three-cornered comparison of watches and then
+a move to the wall, over the edge of which
+they gazed down at the slowly moving yellow
+water.</p>
+
+<p>"We'll give her another quarter of an hour,
+Mr Johnson, and then pack up," said the officer.
+"I think it has cleared a little since six, and
+I know they'll bring her up if they possibly
+can."</p>
+
+<p>Through the medley of horns, syrens, and
+whistles that had been sounding through the
+fog, four short blasts caught the ear of a rigger
+who leaned against the outward capstan bollard.
+He lounged forward a couple of paces, and
+the men nearest looked round at him with a
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span>
+symptom of interest. The blasts sounded again,
+and he turned and looked at the foreman
+rigger behind him. The foreman nodded and
+spoke and the group separated a little, some
+of the men picking up long flexible "heaving-lines"
+coiled in neat rings on the cobble-stones.</p>
+
+<p>"She's coming, sir," said the foreman, turning
+to the King's Harbourmaster; "she'll just do
+it nicely. That was the new tug's whistle."</p>
+
+<p>A couple of capstan bollards began to clatter
+round as steam was turned on and a heavy
+wooden fender swung with a crash over the
+rounded edge of each entrance wall. The mist
+was clearing now, and the traffic in the harbour
+could be dimly seen. A foreman pointed to
+seaward, and the younger officer followed his
+arm with his tired eyes. Over the fog a
+slender dark line showed with a blurred foretop
+below. The unmistakable tripod mast of a
+big ship showed gradually through, and as he
+watched he was reminded of a magic-lantern
+picture out of focus being gradually brought
+into definition by the operator. The mist
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span>
+cleared faster than she approached, and at a
+quarter of a mile he could see the great looming
+bow surmounted by tier on tier of bridges,
+which mounted almost to the high overhanging
+top. She crawled slowly on, using her own
+engines, the hawsers leading to the furiously
+agitated paddle tugs on bow and quarter
+sweeping slack along the stream. On the tall
+"monkey's island" a group of figures clustered
+together, and the gleam of gold-peaked caps
+showed among the blue overcoats. At half a
+cable's length the voices of the leadsmen, inarticulate
+and faint before, could be clearly
+heard. "And a <i>ha-a-a-f</i> nine"&mdash;"and a <i>ha-a-a-f</i>
+nine." The bow tugs sheered off to each side,
+and whistles blew shrilly. The heavy bow
+hawsers fell splashing in the water, and the
+jingle of engine-room telegraph bells echoed up
+the walls of the entrance. A couple of dingy
+black "rigger" boats, propelled "Maltee fashion,"
+with the rowers standing facing forward, appeared
+between the dockyard wall and the great
+curved stem. Heaving-lines sailed through the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span>
+air, uncoiling as they flew, and the boats rowed
+furiously back to the entrance. From somewhere
+aft by the turret a great bull voice spoke
+through a megaphone. The riggers at the
+entrance leapt into sudden activity, and for five
+minutes the din and clatter of capstans, shrilling
+of whistles, and splash of hawsers in the water
+broke the spell of silence. The noise died
+suddenly, and the note of telegraph bells came
+ringing again from the high grey monster.
+Slowly she gathered way, and to the clatter
+of the dockyard capstans as the slack of the
+hawsers was taken in, her forty-foot curved
+stem passed the black caisson gates. The two
+officers, the young and the old, stepped to the
+edge of the wall and looked across. Her stem
+had hit off the exact centre of the entrance,
+but there was a good two hundred yards of
+her to come yet. In dead silence, with groups
+of men fallen in at attention along her side,
+she flowed on, her speed a bare two knots, but
+a speed in keeping with her enormous bulk and
+majesty. As she entered, and the finer lines
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span>
+of her bow passed, she seemed to swell, till
+she almost filled the entrance, and it looked as
+if one could step aboard her from the lock-side.
+The eyes travelled from the mighty turret guns
+that glistened in the rain, and were attracted
+up and up till heads were tilted back to look
+at the highest bridge of all. A quiet incisive
+voice could be clearly heard: "Port ten"&mdash;"'Midships"&mdash;"Stop
+both." Again the "kling-kling"
+of bells and then silence. The grey-haired
+officer on the wall raised his hand in
+salute, and a tall grave captain, looking down
+from above, saluted in return, showing a flash
+of white teeth in a smile of recognition.</p>
+
+<p>As she passed the hawsers came with her,
+transferred from bollard to bollard by gangs
+of staggering men. The passage of her stern
+past the outer entrance seemed to break a
+spell, as if the hypnotism of hundreds of staring
+eyes had passed away. The caisson gates
+ground to with almost indecent haste behind
+her, as some castle portcullis might do as the
+last prisoner was dragged through. Whistles
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span>
+blew, answering each other across the oily,
+rain-pitted water of the basin, and to the <i>weeep
+we-ooo</i> of pipes and the roar of the boatswains
+mates' voices, the lines of rigid men on the
+great ship's side broke up and fell back. She
+had left the open sea and had become "Number
+955&mdash;for refit&mdash;in Dockyard hands."</p>
+
+<p>"How long is she for, sir? Ten days?"</p>
+
+<p>The grey-haired officer turned: "No, only
+eight. They want her back as soon as possible.
+Four days' leave to each watch and she'll be
+off again. You're looking cold, boy&mdash;come
+up to breakfast. That malaria hasn't left you
+yet."</p>
+
+<p>"I wish it would, sir. I want to get to sea
+again.</p>
+
+<p>"I know. It's not so bad to watch them
+come in, but it makes me feel old when I see
+them leaving again. But you needn't worry,
+the War's going on a long time yet."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span></p>
+<h2>"OUR ANNUAL."</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Up the well-remembered fairway, past the buoys and forts we drifted&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Saw the houses, roads, and churches, as they were a year ago.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Far astern were wars and battles, all the dreary clouds were lifted,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As we turned the Elbow Ledges&mdash;felt the engines ease to "Slow."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Rusty side and dingy paintwork, stripped for war and cleared for battle&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Saw the harbour-tugs around us&mdash;smelt the English fields again,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">English fields and English hedges&mdash;sheep and horses, English cattle,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Like a screen unrolled before us, through the mist of English rain.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">Slowly through the basin entrance&mdash;twenty thousand tons a-crawling<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With a thousand men aboard her, all a-weary of the War&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Warped her round and laid alongside with the cobble-stones a-calling&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"There's a special train awaiting, just for you to come ashore."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Out again as fell the evening, down the harbour in the gloaming<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With the sailors on the fo'c'sle looking wistfully a-lee&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Just another year of waiting&mdash;just another year of roaming<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For the Majesty of England&mdash;for the Freedom of the Sea.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span></p>
+<h2>MASCOTS.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When the galleys of Ph&oelig;nicia, through the gates of Hercules,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Steered South and West along the coast to seek the Tropic Seas,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When they rounded Cape Agulhas, putting out from Table Bay,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They started trading North again, as steamers do to-day.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They dealt in gold and ivory and ostrich feathers too,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With a little private trading by the officers and crew,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till rounding Guardafui, steering up for Aden town,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The tall Ph&oelig;nician Captain called the First Lieutenant down.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">"By all the Tyrian purple robes that you will never wear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By the Temples of Zimbabwe, by King Solomon I swear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The ship is like a stable, like a Carthaginian sty.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I am Captain here&mdash;confound you!&mdash;or I'll know the reason why.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Every sailor in the galley has a monkey or a goat;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There are parrots in the eyes of her and serpents in the boat.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By the roaring fire of Baal, I'll not have it any more:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Heave them over by the sunset, or I'll hang you at the fore!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"What is that, sir? <i>Not</i> as cargo? <i>Not</i> a bit of private trade?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Well, of all the dumbest idiots you're the dumbest ever made,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Standing there and looking silly: <i>leave the animals alone</i>."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Sailors with a tropic liver always have a brutal tone.)<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">"By the crescent of Astarte, I am not religious&mdash;yet&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I would sooner spill the table salt than kill a sailor's pet."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE SPARROW.</h2>
+
+<p>A perfectly calm blue sea, a blazing June sun,
+and absolutely nothing to break the monotony
+of a blank horizon. The sparrow was deadbeat,
+and was travelling slowly to the north and
+west on a zigzag course, about two hundred feet
+high. The sparrow had no right to be there
+at all. He hailed from a Yorkshire hedgerow,
+and nothing but a real three-day fog and
+westerly winds could have brought him over
+such a waste of waters. He had been flying
+in a circle all night, swerving at intervals down
+to the water in the vain hope of finding rest
+for his aching muscles. Now he was heading
+roughly towards his home with but slight hopes
+of ever reaching it.</p>
+
+<p>A faint droning noise to the north made him
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span>
+turn, and low over the straight-ruled horizon
+he saw a silvery-white line that every moment
+grew larger. He headed towards it, but at a
+mile range swerved away to pass astern of it.
+It was not an inviting object for even a lost
+sparrow to rest on. With engines running slow&mdash;so
+slowly that the blades of the great propellors
+could be easily seen&mdash;with a broad white-and-black
+ensign flapping lazily below and
+astern, the Zeppelin droned on to the south'ard,
+a thing of massive grace and beauty on such a
+perfect summer's day.</p>
+
+<p>With a vague idea that the monster might
+lead him home, the sparrow turned and followed.
+The Zeppelin slowly drew ahead and rose higher,
+while far to the south another monster rose
+over the skyline, black against the sun. The
+great craft passed each other and turned away,
+the first one heading back to the north whence
+he had come, and the second disappearing to the
+east, climbing slowly as he went.</p>
+
+<p>The sparrow turned also and fluttered and
+dipped in pathetic confidence after his first
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span>
+visitor. The fact of having seen <i>something</i>,
+however unpleasant and strange-looking, had
+given him a new access of strength, and he was
+able to keep the great silver thing in easy view.
+Suddenly the Zeppelin tilted like a hunter at a
+high fence, and the note of his engines rose to
+a dull roar. He climbed like&mdash;well, like a
+sparrow coming up to a house-top&mdash;and at three
+thousand feet he circled at full power, levelling
+off his angle, and showing a turn of speed which
+left the frightened bird gaping.</p>
+
+<p>The sparrow fluttered on vaguely, passing at
+100 feet above the water, below the Zeppelin.
+He had decided that a pilot who played tricks
+like that was no sort of use to him, and that he
+had better stick to his original idea of working
+to the north and west, however lonely a course
+it might be. He swerved a little at a rushing,
+whistling noise that came from above him, and
+which grew to a terrifying note. A big dark
+object whipped past him, and a moment later
+splashed heavily into the mirror-like surface
+below. The rings made by its impact had
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span>
+hardly started to widen, when there was a
+great convulsion, and a column of smoky-white
+water leapt up behind him, followed by the
+roar of an explosion. The sparrow started to
+climb&mdash;to climb as he had never done in his
+life. Twice more&mdash;his weariness forgotten&mdash;he
+was urged to further efforts to gain height,
+by the shock of the great detonations from
+the water below. The Zeppelin was down to
+a thousand feet now, swinging round on a
+wider circle. Five hundred feet below, the
+sparrow saw a faint streak on the water which
+faded at one end into blue sea, and at the
+other narrowed to a little feather of spray
+round a dark point that was travelling like
+the fin of some slowly moving fish to the north-westward.
+The Zeppelin saw it too, and came
+hunting back along the line. Bang&mdash;bang&mdash;bang!
+Great columns shot up again ahead
+and astern of the strange fish, and away went
+the sparrow to the south once more. Any
+course was bad in this place, and it was better
+to die alone in the waters than to be pursued
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span>
+by such a monster of the air. As he went he
+heard more and more detonations behind him,
+until the noise of the droning engine had died,
+when he was again alone over the sparkling
+unfriendly sea. The exertions and alarm of
+the last hour had taken the last of his reserve
+forces, and in uneven flutterings his flight
+tended lower and lower, till he was a bare
+twenty feet from what he knew must be his
+grave. Then came a miracle of war. A bare
+quarter-mile ahead a thing like a tapering lance
+began to rise and grow from the water. It
+was followed by a grey black-lettered tower
+which also grew and showed a rounded grey
+hull, moving slowly south with a white band
+of froth spinning away astern. A lid on the
+tower clanged open, and two figures appeared.
+One raised something to his eye, and faced
+south. The other stood on the rail and pivoted
+slowly round, staring at sky and sea.</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder what the deuce he was bombing&mdash;bit
+of wreckage, I suppose," said the man
+on the rail.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span>
+ "Well, it wasn't us anyway. The blind old
+baby-killer." The man with the sextant
+lowered it and fiddled with the shades. "<i>We've</i>
+got no boats near, have we, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not for donkeys' miles. I hope it was a
+Fritz, anyway. I say, look at that spadger!"</p>
+
+<p>"Where? I don't see it. Stand by. Stop,
+sir."</p>
+
+<p>"All right, I got you. Here, catch this
+watch. That spadger's gone down into the
+casing, and he'll drown if we dip with him
+there. Look out for those Zepps. coming back."</p>
+
+<p>The Captain swung quickly down the foreside
+of the conning-tower, ran forward and peered
+into the casing in the eyes of the boat.</p>
+
+<p>"Zepp. coming, sir,&mdash;north of us, just gone
+behind a bit of cloud."</p>
+
+<p>"Zepp. be damned. Ah! got you, you little
+beggar." He reached his arm into a coil of
+wet rope and rose triumphantly to his feet.
+The sparrow cheeped pitifully as he ran aft
+again and took the ladder in two jumps. He
+gave a glance astern and another all round
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span>
+the horizon before following his sextant-clutching
+subordinate below. The lid clanged,
+and with a sigh, a gurgle, and a flirt of her
+screws the submarine slid under, the blank
+and expressionless eye of her periscope staring
+fixedly at an unconscious but triumphant
+Zeppelin that was gliding out from a fleecy
+patch of cloud astern.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>"Here you are, Lizzie. Skipper said I was
+to let him go soon's we got in, but I just
+brought 'im to show you. We've 'ad 'im aboard
+five days now, and 'e can't 'alf eat biscuit. 'E's
+as full as 'e can 'old now. Open the window,
+old girl, and we'll let 'im out afore I starts
+'ugging yer."</p>
+
+<p>The lid of the cap-box opened wide and the
+sparrow hopped to the table. He raised his
+cramped wings and fluffed out his feathers as
+he felt his muscles again. There was a flutter
+and a flip of his impudent tail, and quicker
+than the eye could follow him the wanderer
+was gone.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A WAR WEDDING.</h2>
+
+<p>Old Bill Dane? Yes, he's married now. We
+got a week's refitting leave, and I've just been
+seeing him through it. Ye&mdash;es, there was a bit
+of a hitch when they were engaged, but&mdash;&mdash;Well,
+I'll tell you the story. I saw most of it,
+because I was sort of doing second for him then
+too. You see, he and I got it rather in the neck
+in the August scrap, and we came out of hospital
+together. I had a smashed leg and he had a
+scalp wound. Nothing to write home about, but
+it didn't make any more of a Venus of him
+when it healed. They sent us on sick-leave, and
+we stayed with his people. His guvnor's the eye
+specialist, you know&mdash;got a home in town, and
+keeps the smell of iodoform in Harley Street, and
+doesn't let it come into the house. We were all
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span>
+right. We led the quiet life, and just pottered
+around, and saw the shows and so on. We gave
+the social life a miss until Bill's sister let us
+in. Bill didn't want to go, but she put it to
+me, and as I was sort of her guest I had to
+make him come. Who? The sister? Oh! all
+right, you know. Don't be a fool, or I won't
+tell you the yarn. Well, she took us poodlefaking,
+and it cost me a bit at Gieves' for new
+rig, too. It was about our third stunt that
+way when Bill got into trouble. We were at
+some bally great house belonging to a stockbroker
+or bookie or some one, and they were
+doing fox-trots up and down the drawing-room,
+and Bill and I were rather out of it. I was
+lame and he's no dancing man, unless it's just
+dressed in a towel or two to amuse guests in the
+wardroom when there's a bit of table-turning
+going on. Some woman came and told him he'd
+got to join up, and took him over to the girl.
+She was dressed regular war-flapper fashion,
+you know, like a Bank of Expectation cheque,
+except she hadn't got a top-hat on as some of
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span>
+them had lately. Most of 'em in the room were
+togged out like that, and Bill and I had just
+agreed we didn't go much on the style at all,
+but Bill is a proper lamb about women. He
+did one turn of the room with the girl, dancing
+a sort of Northern Union style, and then she
+stopped, and he brought her over to me and
+plumped her on the sofa between us. I think
+he wanted to see if I was laughing. She started
+on me at once, and asked me all about my leg
+and Bill's head, and talked like a Maxim. Asked
+me if we were great friends, and made me
+laugh. I said we had only forgathered because
+I had beaten him in the middle-weights in the
+Grand Fleet championships, and though I had
+never seen his face before, his left stop had
+touched my heart. She dropped me then&mdash;she
+thought I was pulling her leg&mdash;and turned to
+Bill, and then his sister took me off to get her
+tea. I didn't realise Bill was getting soft about
+it till his sister told me, though the fact of our
+going to tea and dinner at the girl's home that
+week had seemed funny to me at the time.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span>
+The sister was rather pleased about it&mdash;said she
+knew the girl and liked her. I said I didn't
+think much of that sort, but she smoothed me
+down a bit. She thought that they would do
+each other good. I said Bill was such an old
+lamb he'd only get sloppy, and do what the
+girl told him; but she laughed. She told me I
+might know Jim in the ring, but I didn't know
+much about him otherwise. I was rather shirty
+at that, but I think now she was talking sense,
+though I didn't then. Well, Bill can get quite
+busy when he makes his mind up, and the way
+he rushed that girl was an education to watch.
+They were engaged in ten days from the first
+time we went to her house, and I don't think
+we missed seeing her for more than twelve hours
+in that time. I? Oh, I and the sister were
+chaperons. I didn't mind. I was sorry for Bill,
+but I wasn't going to spoil things for him if
+he was set on it.</p>
+
+<p>The girl's people were all right. They were
+rather the Society type, you know&mdash;thought
+London was capital of the world, and that a
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span>
+Gotha bomb in the West End ought to mean a
+new Commander-in-Chief to relieve Haig; but
+they were quite decent.</p>
+
+<p>The trouble? Well, I'm coming to that. It
+came about a week after they had announced
+the engagement. Old Bill had been getting a
+bit restive over things. You see, he had begun
+to wonder just where <i>he</i> came into the business.
+He wanted to get the girl off by her lonesome
+to a desert island, and tell her what a peach
+she was, for the rest of her natural life; but
+the girl hadn't got an inkling of what he thought
+about it. He was towed round like a pet bear
+and told to enjoy himself, while people talked
+over his head. She was just a kid, and she
+didn't know. It seemed to her that being engaged
+was good fun, and getting married was a
+matter they could think about later, when she'd
+had time to consider it. She was all for the
+tango-tea and the latest drawing-room crazes. I
+didn't feel enthusiastic about his affairs, and I
+told the sister so; but she laughed about it all.
+I didn't. The girl, Hilda&mdash;her name was Hilda
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span>
+Conron&mdash;was just like a kid with a toy. She
+took him around and showed him off, and she
+went on quacking away to all her pals as if
+Bill wasn't in the room. She seemed to take it
+for granted he was going to join up with her
+crowd and learn to do the same tricks and talk
+the same patter as they did. Bill certainly
+tried; but they treated him like a fool, and he
+told me several times he felt like one. Well
+then, we came to the smash. Lord, it <i>was</i> a queer
+show, and I'd sooner have had my leg off than
+have missed it. We were taken off to a charity
+auction, Red Cross or something, where they
+sold bits of A. A. shell with the Government
+marks on them as bits of Zepp. bombs, and
+Pekinese dogs for a hundred quid or so. After
+the sale, about twenty of the household and the
+guests that had paid most clustered round to
+add up the takings and drink tea and talk.
+Miss Conron had been selling things, and was
+dressed up to the nines. There was a bishop
+there, and some young staff officers and some
+civilians, M.P.'s, or editors or something like that.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span>
+Old Bill was sitting with me and his sister,
+looking like a family lawyer at a funeral, and
+the girl was perched on a sofa with a lanky
+shopwalker-looking bloke alongside her. He
+was an indispensable of sorts&mdash;Secretary to the
+Minister of some bloomin' thing or other. He
+was the lad, I tell you,&mdash;sort of made you feel
+you were waiting on the mat when he talked.
+He was laying down the law about the War
+and all about it, and he talked like all the
+Angels at a Peace Conference. But it was the
+bishop that put his foot in the mulligatawny
+first. He agreed with the smooth-haired draper-man
+about the need of peace, but he said we
+should see that Germany provided suitable reparation
+for Belgium. Bill sat up and got red
+and stuttered, and said: "I don't think Germany
+or anybody can give Belgium back what she
+has lost."</p>
+
+<p>They all looked at Bill as if he had just
+dawned on them, and Bill looked more foolish.
+The draper-man shipped an eyeglass and looked
+him over like a new specimen. "Ah!" he
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span>
+said, "our naval friend? Perhaps you will tell
+us in what way you consider the War can be
+ended before the world comes to economic ruin.
+Must we wait until you have had your fill
+of fighting or have destroyed the High Sea
+Fleet?"</p>
+
+<p>Bill stood up and stopped looking silly. Miss
+Dane leaned back in her chair, and I heard
+her sigh as if she was pleased about something.</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind the High Sea Fleet," said Bill.
+"That's not your business to worry about. But
+as to 'fill of fighting,' you've said it there.
+When we've had our fill of fighting Germany
+will have had more, but we're a long way from
+that yet."</p>
+
+<p>The long stiff turned to Miss Conron. "Why,
+little Miss Hilda," he said, "your fiancé is
+charming. He should speak in the Park on
+Sundays and we would all come to listen."</p>
+
+<p>The girl got red and looked daggers at Bill.
+She didn't like his making a fool of himself,
+and she wanted him back in his chair again.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span>
+The long man put a hand on her knee and
+spoke quietly to her, and she shook her head
+at him and laughed. That did it. My oath!
+that did it all right. Bill shrugged his shoulders
+back and took station in the outer ring of
+draper-worshippers, and spoke like a&mdash;a Demosthenes.</p>
+
+<p>"You blank, blank, blank," he said, "get off
+that sofa and get away from Miss Conron."</p>
+
+<p>The Bishop looked as if the end of the world
+had come and he was adrift with his cash
+accounts. The staff officers looked blank and
+the women got scary. I got up and took
+station on Bill's quarter in case any one got
+excited. The long man put up his glass again
+and showed symptoms of an approaching
+oration.</p>
+
+<p>"You stay then, you half-breed dog," said
+Bill; "I'm going to talk to you." Bill put his
+hands in his coat pockets and looked around.
+"Now listen," he said; "I'm talking for a lot
+of men who aren't here. <i>We're</i> fighting this
+show, and there are some millions of us. Who
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span>
+are you to talk of War or Peace? By God, if
+you try and pack up we'll put you to work
+again. If you're going to compromise with
+Germany, we won't. Have you forgotten what
+the Germans can do? My oath, you make
+me sick. What can it matter if the nations
+are all broken and ruined so long as we smash
+Germany? <i>We</i> don't want money and luxuries
+to fight on. Give us food and munitions till
+we have done what we started to do. You
+whining people&mdash;what do you know of it?
+Have you got no guts at all? Have you read
+the Bryce Report? Yes, I bet you have, and
+locked it away so that your women shouldn't
+see it. I tell you, it doesn't matter to us, and
+we're about four million men, if we are all
+killed so long as we kill eight million Huns.
+I know a sergeant who has killed five Prussian
+officers, and I think he's a real man, not like
+you. He took to it after he saw a five-year-old
+girl with her hands cut off hanging like
+a sucking-pig on a meat-hook in a wrecked
+French village. Doesn't that make you feel
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span>
+it? I tell you, if you play the fool behind
+our backs we'll take charge of you. Yes,
+Bishop, you'll keep up the good work in a
+munition factory, and you'll work hard too.
+If you can't be a patriot now, you will be when
+you've been caned across your lathe."</p>
+
+<p>They were as still as mice, and the rumble
+of traffic along Piccadilly sounded very loud.
+Miss Conron was as white as a sheet, and
+her eyes were staring as if she were scared
+to death. Bill took a long breath and
+went on&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I've tried to see your point of view while
+I've been among you, and I can't. I'm going
+to leave you and get back to my own lot. I'm
+giving up something I didn't think I could
+give up, but I won't join you just to get it.
+There are not so many of us as there are of
+you, but you'll do what you're told if we take
+charge. Most of us have seen dead men, and
+some of us have seen dead women. None of
+you have seen either, and you don't understand.
+You want to hide things away and pretend
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span>
+they're not there. They <i>are</i> there, and they
+are going on wherever the Germans are, you
+fools. There's a man here who has been impertinent
+to me because he thinks I'm a fool.
+I'm a better man than any six of his sort, and
+I'm going to show him how. It will do the
+rest of you good to watch, because you haven't
+seen death yet, and a man with a bruise or
+two will seem a big thing to you. Come along,
+my sofa-king, you're for it."</p>
+
+<p>Bill walked up to him with his hands down
+and the women began to squeal. The draper-man
+was game. He took a step forward and
+swung his right. Bill hooked him under the
+chin and gave him the left in the stomach.
+The poor beggar backed off, taking a wicked
+upper-cut as he did so. As he straightened
+again Bill sent a couple of full swings to his
+head. He was going down, but Bill wouldn't
+let him. I think if he hadn't been so clever
+with Miss Conron on the sofa he would have
+got off fairly cheap, but a girl makes a lot
+of difference to any scrap. He took about six
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span>
+more before he hit the deck, and then he
+looked like a Belgian atrocity picture by
+Raemaekers. Bill came over to me and
+signalled his sister to the door. She moved
+off. My oath, she hadn't turned a hair&mdash;she's
+a sportsman. He looked across at Miss
+Conron, who was still on the sofa looking at
+the huddled figure in the middle of the carpet.
+"I'm going now, Hilda," he said; "your people
+aren't my people. I'm sorry."</p>
+
+<p>She never moved, but the colour had come
+back into her face again. Bill shrugged back
+his shoulders and turned his back, and we
+started for the door. Miss Dane was there,
+holding the handle and looking past us at the
+horrified group we had left. As we got almost
+up to her she smiled and came to Bill. She
+took him by the shoulders and turned him
+round, and I turned to see what she was
+looking at. Miss Conron was walking that
+sixty-foot plank after us, and I knew when
+I saw her face that she and Bill were going
+to be all right. She didn't say anything, and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span>
+the four of us went out, and Bill kissed her
+in the hall in front of the servants. Trouble?
+No&mdash;not much. You see, Bill had had a scalp
+wound, and they put it all down to that. The
+draper-man didn't want to publish things much,
+and Miss Conron's father has got a bit of a
+pull. If he had no kick coming other people
+could shut up, and&mdash;oh yes! Sound as a bell&mdash;he
+wouldn't have got married otherwise.
+But, by gum, his sister was right&mdash;wasn't she?</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A HYMN OF DISGUST.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">You wrote a pretty hymn of Hate,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That won the Kaiser's praise,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Which showed your nasty mental state,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And made us laugh for days.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I can't compete with such as you<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In doggerel of mine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But this is certain&mdash;<i>and</i> it's true,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">You bloody-handed swine&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We do not mouth a song of hate, or talk about you&mdash;much,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We do not mention things like you&mdash;it wouldn't be polite;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One doesn't talk in drawing-rooms of Prussian dirt and such,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We only want to kill you off&mdash;so roll along and fight.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">For men like you with filthy minds, you leave a nasty taste,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We can't forget your triumphs with the girls you met in France.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By your standards of morality, gorillas would be chaste,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And you consummate your triumphs with the bayonet and the lance.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">You give us mental pictures of your officers at play,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With naked girls a-dancing on the table as you dine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With their mothers cut to pieces, in the knightly German way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In the corners of the guard-room in a pool of blood and wine.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">You had better stay in Germany, and never go abroad,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For wherever you may wander you will find your fame has gone,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For you are outcasts from the lists, with rust upon your sword&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The blood of many innocents&mdash;of children newly born.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">You are bestial men and beastly, and we would not ask you home<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To meet our wives and daughters, for we doubt that you are clean;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You will find your fame in front of you wherever you may roam,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You&mdash;who came through burning Belgium with the ladies for a screen.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">You&mdash;who love to hear the screaming of a girl beneath the knife,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In the midst of your companions, with their craning, eager necks;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When you crown your German mercy, and you take a sobbing life&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You are not exactly gentlemen towards the gentle sex.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">With your rapings in the market-place and slaughter of the weak,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With your gross and leering conduct, and your utter lack of shame,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">When we note in all your doings such a nasty yellow streak,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You show surprise at our disgust, and say you're not to blame.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We don't want any whinings, and we'd sooner wait for peace<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till you realise your position, and you know you whine in vain;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And you stand within a circle of the Cleaner World's Police,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And we goad you into charging&mdash;and we clean the world again.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">For you should know that never shall you meet us as before,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That none will take you by the hand or greet you as a friend;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So stay with it, and finish it&mdash;who brought about the War&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when you've paid for all you've done&mdash;well, that will be the End.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE "SPECIAL."</h2>
+
+<p>She was not new, and nobody could call her
+handsome. She was evidently more accustomed
+to rough weather than paint, and her sloping
+forecastle and low freeboard were old-fashioned,
+to say the least of them. She jogged slowly
+along, rolling to a short beam sea, with an
+apologetic air, as if she felt ashamed of being
+what she was&mdash;a pre-war torpedo-boat on local
+patrol duty.</p>
+
+<p>She steered no particular course, and varied
+her speed capriciously as she beat up and down.
+Being in sight of the land&mdash;a grey, hard, low
+line to the westward&mdash;there was no need for
+accurate plotting of courses. On the bridge
+stood her Captain, a dark, lean, R.N.R. Lieutenant,
+pipe in mouth and hands in "lammy"
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span>
+pockets. The T.B. was rolling too much for
+any one to walk the tiny deck of the bridge;
+in fact, a landsman would have had difficulty
+in standing at all. He turned his head as his
+First Lieutenant swung up the little iron ladder
+behind him.</p>
+
+<p>"What's for lunch?" he asked, carefully
+knocking out his pipe on the rail before him.</p>
+
+<p>"The same," said his laconic subordinate, who
+was engaged in a rapid survey of the compass
+card, revolution indicator, and the horizon astern.
+The two stood side by side a moment looking
+out at the sea and sky to windward. "Any
+pickles?" said the Captain.</p>
+
+<p>"No, only mustard."</p>
+
+<p>The Captain sighed and turned to leave the
+bridge. The First Lieutenant pivoted suddenly&mdash;"It's
+better'n you and I had off the Horn in
+the <i>Harvester</i>. You'd 've been glad to get beef
+then, even if it was in a tin." He snorted,
+and turned forward again to look ahead. The
+Captain remained at the foot of the ladder,
+reading a signal handed to him by a waiting
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span>
+Boy Telegraphist. The argument on the subject
+of tinned beef had lasted a year already, and
+could be continued at leisure.</p>
+
+<p>The boy received the signal back and vanished
+below, while the Captain climbed slowly to the
+bridge again. He spoke to the man at the
+wheel, and himself moved the revolution
+indicator.</p>
+
+<p>"Panic?" said the First Lieutenant (neither
+of them seemed to use more than one word
+at a time, unless engaged in an argument).</p>
+
+<p>"Sure," was the reply. "Tell 'em to make
+that blinkin' stuff into sandwiches and send
+'em up."</p>
+
+<p>The First Lieutenant went down the ladder
+in silence. The matter of the tinned beef was
+to him, as mess caterer, a continual sore point.</p>
+
+<p>The T.B. started on a more erratic course
+than before, tacking in long irregular stretches
+out to seaward. Smoke was showing up
+against the land astern, and there was a sense
+of stirring activity in the air.</p>
+
+<p>Two more torpedo-boats appeared suddenly
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span>
+from nowhere, hoists of coloured flags flying
+at their slender masts. The three hung on
+one course a moment, conferring, then spread
+fanwise and separated. The first boat turned
+back towards harbour and the growing smoke-puffs,
+which rapidly approached and showed
+more and more mine-sweepers coming out.</p>
+
+<p>A droning, humming noise made the Captain
+look up, and he pivoted slowly round, following
+with his eyes a big seaplane a thousand feet
+above him.</p>
+
+<p>As the sound of the engines died away, it
+seemed to start swelling again, as another
+machine appeared a mile abeam of them, and
+following the first.</p>
+
+<p>The T.B. swung round ahead of the leading
+sweepers, and turned back to seaward. Her
+speed was not great, but half an hour after
+the turn the sweepers were hull down astern.
+A small airship slipped out of a low cloud and
+droned away on the common course. Every
+type of small craft seemed to be going easterly,
+and the sea, which an hour ago had been almost
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span>
+blank, was now dotted with patrol ships of
+every queer kind and rig. From overhead it
+must have looked like a pack of hounds
+tumbling out of cover and spreading on a faint
+line. But, like the hounds, the floating pack
+was working to an end, and whatever the
+various courses steered, the whole was moving
+out to sea.</p>
+
+<p>The Boy Telegraphist hauled himself, panting,
+on to the bridge, and thrust a crumpled signal
+before the Captain's eyes. The Captain grunted
+and spoke shortly, and the boy dashed off
+below. A moment later the piping of calls
+sounded along the bare iron deck, and men in
+heavy sea-boots began to cluster aft and at the
+guns. The funnels sent out a protesting spout
+of brown smoke as the T.B. began to work up
+to her speed, and the choppy sea sent up a
+steady sheet of spray along her forecastle and
+over the crouching figures at the bow gun.
+The rest of the pack appeared to have caught
+the whimper too, for everything that could
+raise more than "Tramp's pace" was hurrying
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span>
+due east. A faint dull "boom" came drifting
+down wind as the First Lieutenant arrived on
+the bridge, and the two officers looked at each
+other in silence a moment.</p>
+
+<p>"Bomb, sir?" said the junior, showing an
+interest which almost made him conversational.</p>
+
+<p>"Sure thing," said the other. "She gave us
+the tip when she saw him, and that'll be one
+to put him under."</p>
+
+<p>"How far d'you think it was?"</p>
+
+<p>"Seven-eight mile. You all ready?"</p>
+
+<p>The First Lieutenant nodded and slipped
+down the ladder again. Three miles astern
+came a couple of white specks&mdash;the bow-waves
+of big destroyers pushed to their utmost power.
+The Captain studied them a moment with his
+binoculars, and gave a grunt which the helmsman
+rightly interpreted as one of satisfaction.
+Slow as she was, the old T.B. had a long start,
+and was going to be on the spot first. The
+dark was shutting down, and the shapes of the
+other T.B.'s on either beam were getting dim.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span>
+ The night was starlit, and with the wind
+astern the T.B. made easy weather of it. The
+two officers leaned forward over the rail staring
+ahead towards the unseen land. Lights showed
+on either hand, and occasionally they swung
+past the dark squat shape of a lit trawler, also
+bound home.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you going to claim?" asked one of the
+watching figures. The other paused before
+replying&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"We-ell," he said, "I'll just report. I think
+we shook him to the bunt, but it's no good
+claiming unless you can show prisoners, Iron
+Cross and all." Another ruminative pause.
+"Your people were smart on it&mdash;devilish smart."
+Another pause. "What's for dinner?"</p>
+
+<p>A dark mass ahead came into view, and
+turned slowly into a line of great ships coming
+towards them.</p>
+
+<p>The T.B. swung off to starboard, and slowed
+her engines. One by one they went past her&mdash;huge,
+silent, and scornful, while the T.B.
+rocked uneasily in the cross sea made by their
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span>
+wakes. The Captain watched them go, chewing
+the stem of his unlit pipe. They were the
+cause of the day's activity, but it was seldom
+he met them at close range except like this, in
+the dark on his way home.</p>
+
+<p>The line seemed endless, more and more dark
+hulls coming into view, and fading quickly
+into the dark again. As the last swung by
+the T.B.'s telegraph bells rang cheerfully, and
+she jogged off westward to where a faint low
+light flickered at intervals under the land.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span></p>
+<h2>BETWEEN TIDES.</h2>
+
+<p>A stranger, if suddenly transplanted to the
+spot, would have taken some time after opening
+his eyes to realise that the boat was submerged.
+He would probably decide at first that she was
+anchored in harbour. Far away forward, under
+an avenue of overhead electric lamps, figures
+could be seen&mdash;all either recumbent or seated&mdash;and
+from them the eye was led on till it lost
+its sense of distance in a narrowing perspective
+of wheels, pipes, and gauges. All the while
+there was a steady buzzing hum from slowly
+turning motors, and about every half minute
+there came a faint whir of gear wheels from
+away aft by the hydroplanes. From the bell-mouths
+of a cluster of voice-pipes a murmur
+of voices sounded&mdash;the conversation of officers
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span>
+by the periscope; while the ear, if close to the
+arched steel hull, could catch a bubbling, rippling
+noise&mdash;the voice of the North Sea passing
+overhead.</p>
+
+<p>The men stationed aft near the motors were
+not over-clean, and were certainly unshaven;
+some were asleep or reading (the literature
+carried and read by the crew would certainly
+have puzzled a librarian&mdash;it varied from 'Titbits'
+and 'John Bull' to 'Piers Plowman' and
+'The Origin of Species'): a few were engaged
+in a heated discussion as they sat around a
+big torpedoman&mdash;the only man of the group
+actually on duty at the moment. His duties
+appeared only to consist in being awake and on
+the spot if wanted, and he was, as a matter of
+fact, fully occupied as one of the leading spirits
+in the argument.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, let's '<i>ear</i> what you're getting at," he
+said. "We 'eard a lot of talk, but it don't go
+anywhere. You say you're a philosopher, but
+you don't know what you do mean."</p>
+
+<p>"<i>I</i> know blanky well, but you can't understand
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span>
+me," said the engine-room artificer addressed.
+"Look here, now&mdash;you've got to die
+some time, haven't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Granted, Professor."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it's all arranged <i>now</i> how you're to
+die, I say. It doesn't matter when or how
+it is, but it's all settled&mdash;see? And you
+don't know, and none of us know anything
+about it."</p>
+
+<p>"That's all very well&mdash;but 'oo is it knows,
+then? D'you mean God?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I don't&mdash;I'm an atheist, I tell you.
+There's <i>something</i> that arranges it all, but it
+ain't God."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, 'oo the 'ell is it, then&mdash;the Admiralty?"</p>
+
+<p>The Artificer leaned forward, his dark eyes
+alight and his face earnest as that of some
+medieval hermit. "I tell you," he said, "you
+can believe in God, or Buddha, or anything
+you like, but it's the same thing. Whatever
+it is, it doesn't care. It has it all ready and
+arranged&mdash;written out, if you like&mdash;and it will
+have to happen just so. It's pre&mdash;pre&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span>
+ "Predestination." The deep voice came from
+the Leading Stoker on the bench beside him.</p>
+
+<p>"Predestination. No amount of praying's any
+good. It's no use going round crying to gods
+that aren't there to help you. You've got to
+go through it as it's written down."</p>
+
+<p>"Prayer's all right," said the Leading Stoker.
+"If you believe what you pray, you'll get it."</p>
+
+<p>"That's not true. Have you ever had it?
+Give us an instance now&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't pray none, thank you. All the same,
+it's good for women and such that go in for it,
+like. It ain't the things that alter; it's yourself
+that does it. Ain't you never 'eard o' Christian
+Science?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; same as the Mormons, ain't it? Is
+that what you are?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, it ain't&mdash;an' I'm a Unitarian, same as
+you are."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not&mdash;I'm a Baptist, same as my father
+was; but I don't believe in it."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, if you believe in one God, that's what
+you are."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span>
+ "But I'm telling you, I <i>don't</i>. Look here, now.
+I don't believe there's anything happens at all
+that wasn't all arranged first, and I know that
+nothing can alter it."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, 'oo laid it all down first go off, then?"
+said the Torpedoman.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! I don't know and you don't know; but
+I tell you it wasn't God."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, 'e's a bigger man than me then, an' I
+takes me 'at off to 'im, 'ooever it is. I tell yer,
+yer talkin' through yer neck. You say if you're
+going to be shot, there's a bullet about somewhere
+in some one's pouch with yer name writ
+on it. Ain't that it? Well, 'oo the 'ell put yer
+name on it, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"It doesn't matter to me so long's it's there,
+does it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, if that was so, I'd like to know 'oo 'e
+was, so's I could pass 'im the word not to 'ave the
+point filed off of it for me, anyway."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you couldn't&mdash;and he couldn't alter
+it for you if he was there, either."</p>
+
+<p>The Torpedoman moved along the bench and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span>
+twisted his head round till his ear was against
+one of the voice-pipes. The others sat silent
+and watched him with lazy interest.</p>
+
+<p>"We're takin' a dip," he said. "Thought I
+'eard 'im say, 'Sixty feet.'" The faint rolling
+motion that had been noticeable before died
+away, and the boat seemed to have become even
+more peaceful and silent. The Leading Stoker
+leaned back against the hull and rested his head
+against the steel. From the starboard hand
+there came a faint murmur, which grew till
+the regular threshing beat of a propeller could
+be distinguished. The sound swelled till they
+could hear in its midst a separate piping,
+squeaking note. The ship passed on overhead,
+and the threshing sound passed with her and
+faded until again the steady purr of motors
+remained the only reminder of the fact that
+the boat was diving. They felt her tilt up a
+little by the bow as she climbed back to regain
+her patrol depth.</p>
+
+<p>"That's a tramp," said the Torpedoman;
+"nootral, I reckon."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span>
+ "Squeaky bearing, too," said the Artificer
+judicially. "Don't suppose he's looked at his
+thrust since he left port. What's the skipper
+want to go under her for?"</p>
+
+<p>"Save trouble, I s'pose; didn't want to alter
+helm for 'er. What was you talkin' of&mdash;yes,
+Kismet&mdash;that's the word I've been wantin' all
+along. You're a Mohammedan, you are?"</p>
+
+<p>"Aw, don't be a fool; I tell you I'm nothing."</p>
+
+<p>The fourth wakeful figure, another Torpedoman,
+spoke for the first time. "If you're nothing,
+and you think you're nothing, what the 'ell
+d'yer want to make such a fuss about it for?"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>I</i> don't make a fuss. It's all you people who
+think you're something who make a fuss. You
+can't alter what's laid down, but you think you
+can. You fuss and panic to stave things off,
+but you're like chickens in a coop&mdash;you can't
+get out till your master lets you, and he can't
+understand what you say, and he wouldn't pay
+any attention to it if he did."</p>
+
+<p>The big Torpedoman put out a hand like a
+knotted oak-root and spoke&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span>
+ "You an' your Kismet," he said scornfully.
+"Look 'ere, now. This is Gospel, and <i>I'm</i> tellin'
+of yer. S'pose there <i>is</i> a bullet about with your
+name on it, but s'posing you shoot the other &mdash;&mdash; first,
+and there's to 'ell with yer Kismet.
+Gawd 'elps those that 'elp themselves, I say.
+S'pose we 'it a Fritz now, under water&mdash;'oo's
+Kismet is it? Never mind 'oo's arranged it or
+'oo's down in the book to go through it, the
+bloke that gets 'is doors closed first and 'as the
+best trained crew is goin' to come 'ome and spin
+the yarn about it. I say it may be written
+down as you say, but there's Someone 'oldin'
+the book, an' 'e says: 'Cross off that boat this
+time,' 'e say. 'They've got the best lot aboard
+of 'em,' 'e'd say. Is it Kismet if yer thrust
+collars go? Are you goin' to stop oilin' 'em
+because it's in the book an' you can't alter it?
+Yer talkin' through yer neck. Call it luck,
+if yer like. It's luck if we 'it a mine, and
+it's luck if we don't; but if we met a Fritz
+to-night an' poop off the bow gun an' miss&mdash;that's
+goin' to be our blanky fault, an'
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span>
+you can call it any blanky name, but you
+won't alter it."</p>
+
+<p>"But you don't understand," said the Artificer.
+"I didn't&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Action Stations&mdash;Stand by all tubes.</i>" The
+voice rang clearly from the mouth of the voice-pipe,
+and the group leapt into activity. For
+sixty seconds there was apparent pandemonium&mdash;the
+purr of the motors rose to a quick hum,
+and the long tunnel of the hull rang with noises,
+clatter and clang and hiss. The sounds stopped
+almost as suddenly as they had begun, and the
+voices of men reporting "Ready" could be heard
+beyond the high-pitched note of the motors.</p>
+
+<p>The big Torpedoman stretched across his
+tube to close a valve, and caught the eye of the
+fourth participant in the recent debate. "Say,
+Dusty," he whispered, "'<i>ere's</i> Someone's Kismet&mdash;in
+this blanky tube, an' I reckon I ain't
+forgot the detonator in 'er nose, neither."</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The Captain lowered the periscope, his actions
+almost reverent in their artificial calm. He
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span>
+looked up at the navigating officer a few feet
+away and smiled. "Just turning to east," he
+said. "We'll be in range inside three minutes."
+He glanced fore and aft the boat and then back
+at his watch. "By gum," he said, "it's nice to
+have a good crew. I haven't had to give a
+single order, and I wouldn't change a man of
+'em."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span></p>
+<h2>LIGHT CAVALRY.</h2>
+
+<h3>I.</h3>
+
+<p>Peter Mottin was an acting Sub-Lieutenant,
+but even acting Sub-Lieutenants from Whale
+Island may hunt if they can get the requisite
+day's leave and can muster the price of a hired
+mount. The hounds poured out of Creech Wood,
+and Mottin glowed with intense delight as his
+iron-mouthed horse took the rails in and out of
+the lane and followed the pack up the seventy-acre
+pasture from whence the holloa had come.
+It was late in a February afternoon, and most
+of the dispirited field had gone home, so that
+there was no crowd&mdash;and a February fox on a
+good scenting day is a customer worth waiting
+for. Mottin sat back as a five-foot cut and laid
+hedge grew nearer, and blessed the owner of his
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span>
+mount as the big black cleared the jump with
+half a foot to spare. Two more big fences, cut
+as level as a rule, and the field was down to six,
+with three Hunt servants. The fox was making
+for Hyden Wood, and scent was getting better
+every minute. A clattering canter through a
+farmyard, and Mottin followed the huntsman
+over a ramshackle gate on to grass again. The
+huntsman capped the tail-hounds on as he
+galloped, and Mottin realised that if they were
+going to kill before dark they would have to
+drive their fox fast. Riding to his right he
+saw Sangatte&mdash;a destroyer officer, whom he
+knew only by name, but whom he envied for
+the fact that he seemed able to hunt when he
+liked and could afford to keep his own horses.
+As they neared a ragged bullfinch hedge at the
+top of a long slope, he saw Sangatte put on
+speed and take it right in the middle, head
+down and forearm across his eyes. Mottin
+eased his horse to give the huntsman room at
+the gate in the left-hand corner. The pilot's
+horse rapped the top bar slightly, and as Mottin
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span>
+settled himself for the leap, he saw the gate
+begin to swing open away from him. There
+was no time to change his mind&mdash;he decided he
+must jump big and trust to luck, but the black
+horse failed him. The hireling knew enough to
+think for himself, and seeing the gate begin
+to swing, decided that a shorter stride would
+be safer. The disagreement resulted&mdash;as such
+differences of opinion are liable to do&mdash;in a
+crash of breaking wood and a whirling, stunning
+fall. Mottin rose shakily on one leg, feeling as
+if the ankle of the other was being drilled with
+red-hot needles, and swore at the black horse
+as it galloped with trailing bridle down the
+long stubble field towards Soberton Down. He
+saw Sangatte look back and then wrench his
+brown mare round to ride off the hireling as it
+passed. He caught the dangling reins and
+swung both horses round, and came hurrying
+and impatient back. As he arrived he checked
+the mare and turned in his saddle to watch
+the receding pack.</p>
+
+<p>"Come on," he said. "<i>Quick</i>&mdash;you'll catch
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span>
+'em at Hyden." He turned to look at Mottin
+by the gate-post, in irritation at feeling no
+snatch at the black horse's rein. His face fell
+slightly. "Hullo&mdash;hurt?" he said, and leapt
+from his mare.</p>
+
+<p>"Go on. Don't wait. Go <i>on</i>," said Mottin.
+"I'll be all right. You get on&mdash;it's only my
+ankle."</p>
+
+<p>"Damn painful too, I expect. I'm not going
+on. They'll be at Butser before I could catch
+them now, and I bet they whip off in the
+dark." He threw the reins over the mare's head
+and left her standing. "Now," he said. "It's
+your left ankle; come here to the near side,
+and put your left knee on my hands and jump
+for it."</p>
+
+<p>Mottin complied, and to the accompaniment
+of a grunt and a pain-expelled oath arrived
+back in the muddy saddle.</p>
+
+<p>"I say, this is good of you&mdash;you know," he
+said; "but you've&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Cut it out&mdash;it won't be anything of a run,
+anyway," lied Sangatte gloomily.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span>
+ "Come along&mdash;it's only three miles to
+Droxford, but you'll have to walk all the way,
+and we'd better get on."...</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<h3>II.</h3>
+
+<p>The big seaplane circled low over the harbour
+and then headed seaward, climbing slowly.
+There were two men aboard&mdash;a young Sub-Lieutenant
+as pilot and Mottin as observer.
+Mottin sat crouched low and leaning forward
+as he studied the chart-holder before him and
+scratched times and notes in his log-book.
+They were off on a routine patrol, but there
+was the additional interest to the trip that
+on "information received" they were to pay a
+little more attention than usual to a particular
+locality.</p>
+
+<p>From his seat Mottin could see nothing of
+the pilot but his head and shoulders&mdash;a back
+view only, and that obscured by swathings of
+leather and wool. The two men's heads were
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span>
+joined by a cumbersome arrangement of listeners
+and tubes which, theoretically, made conversation
+practicable. As a matter of fact, the
+invariable rule of repeating every observation
+twice, and of adding embroidery to each repetition,
+pointed to a discrepancy between the
+theory and practice of the instrument. The
+machine was a big one, and its engines were
+in proportion. The accommodation in the
+broad fuselage was considerable, but on the
+present trip the missing units of the crew
+were accounted for by an equal weight of
+extra petrol and T.N.T. "eggs."</p>
+
+<p>The morning had been hazy and they had
+delayed their start till nearly noon. It was
+not as clear as it might be even then, for in a
+quarter of an hour from leaving the slip the
+land was out of sight astern. At a thousand
+feet the pilot levelled off and ceased to climb.
+He flew mechanically, his head bent down to
+stare at the compass-card. At times he fiddled
+with air and throttle, twisting his head to
+watch the revolution indicator. The occasional
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span>
+bumping and rocking of the machine he corrected
+automatically without looking up. He
+had long ago arrived at the state of airmanship
+which makes a pilot into a sensitive inclinometer,
+acting every way at once.</p>
+
+<p>Mottin finished his scribbling and sat up to
+look round. He raised himself till he sat on
+the back of his seat, and began to sweep the
+sea and horizon with a pair of large-field
+glasses. The wind roared past him, pressing
+his arm to his side as he faced to one side or
+the other, and making him strain the heavy
+glasses close to his eyes to keep them steady.
+An hour after starting he touched the pilot on
+the shoulder and shouted into his own transmitter.
+He waited a few seconds and shouted
+again, with the conventional oath to drive the
+sound along. The pilot nodded his swathed
+and helmeted head and swung the machine
+round to a new course. Mottin crouched down
+again and began to study his chart afresh.
+Navigation was easy so long as the weather
+was clear, but with poor visibility, which might
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span>
+get worse instead of better, he knew that it
+was remarkably easy to get lost in the North
+Sea, and at this moment he wanted to see
+his landfall particularly clearly. Five minutes
+later he saw it, and signalled a new course to
+the pilot by a nudge and a jerk of his gloved
+hand. A low dark line had appeared on the
+starboard bow, a line with tall spires and
+chimneys standing up from it at close intervals.
+The seaplane banked a little as they turned
+and headed away, leaving the land to recede
+and fade on their quarter. The hazy sun was
+low in the west and the mist was clearing. It
+had been none too warm throughout the
+journey, but it was now distinctly cold, the
+chill of a winter evening striking through fur
+and leather as if their clothes had been slit and
+punctured in half a dozen places.</p>
+
+<p>Mottin had just slid back in his seat after
+a sweeping search of the sea through his
+glasses, and was slowly winding, with cold
+fur-gloved fingers, the neat carriage clock on
+the sloping board before him, when he heard
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span>
+a yelping war-cry from the pilot and felt
+the machine dive steeply and swerve to port.
+He half rose in his seat and then slipped back
+to feel for his bomb-levers. The submarine
+was just breaking surface eight hundred feet
+below and a mile ahead. As he looked she
+tucked down her bow and slipped under again,
+having barely shown her conning-tower clear
+of the short choppy waves. The pilot throttled
+well down and glided over the smooth, ringed
+spot which marked where she had vanished.
+As it slid past below them he opened up his
+engines again and "zoomed" back to his height.
+He turned his head to look at Mottin, but
+said nothing. Mottin made a circular motion
+with his hand and they began a wide sweep
+round, climbing all the while. Mottin sat back
+and thought hard. No, it had not been indecision
+that had prevented him from dropping
+bombs then. He knew it was not that, but
+the exact reasons which had flashed through
+his mind at the fateful moment must be hunted
+out and marshalled again. He knew that his
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span>
+second self, his wide-awake and infallible substitute
+who took over command of his body in
+moments of emergency, had thought it all out
+in a flash and had arrived at his decision for
+sound reasons. Yes, it was clear now, but that
+confounded fighting substitute of his was just
+a bit cold-blooded, he thought. They had
+petrol for the run home with perhaps half an
+hour to spare. Fritz had not seen them, as
+his lid had not opened&mdash;or at any rate if he
+had seen them through his periscope, the fact
+of no bomb having been dropped would encourage
+him to think that the seaplane had
+passed on unknowing. Of course they might
+have let go bombs, but, well, Fritz must have
+been at anything down to 80 feet at the
+moment they passed over him, and it was
+chancy shooting. Yes, it was quite clear.
+Fritz should be up again in an hour (he evidently
+wanted to come up), and if they were
+only high up and ready they would get a fair
+chance at him. Of course, they would not get
+home if they waited an hour; but if that cold-blooded
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span>
+second self of his thought it the right
+thing and a proper chance to take, well, it was
+so. Mottin looked over the side and wished
+it was not so loppy. A long easy swell was
+nothing, but this short choppy sea was going
+to be the devil. The pilot shouted something
+to him and pointed at the clock and the big
+petrol tank overhead. Mottin nodded comprehension,
+and shouted back. The Sub took a
+careful look overside and studied the water a
+moment. Then he laughed back at Mottin, and
+shouted something about bathing, which was
+presumably facetious, but which was lost in
+the recesses of the headpieces.</p>
+
+<p>The sun was down on the horizon, and the
+hour had grown to a full ninety minutes before
+the chance came. They had not worried about
+clocks or thoughts of petrol after the first half-hour
+of circling. They were "for it," anyhow,
+after that, and it was going to come in the
+dark too, so that the question of whether it
+was going to be fifty or a hundred miles from
+land did not make much difference. Almost
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span>
+directly below them the long grey hull rose
+and grew clear, the splashing waves making a
+wide area of white water show on each side
+of her. The seaplane's engines stopped with
+startling suddenness, and to the sound of a
+rushing wind in the wires and of ticking,
+swishing propellers they began a two-thousand-feet
+spiral glide, coming from as nearly overhead
+as the turning circle of the big machine
+would allow. At two hundred feet the pilot
+eased his rudder and began a wider turn, and
+then the German captain saw. He leapt for
+the conning-tower, leaving a startled look-out
+man behind. The man tried to follow him
+down, but the lid slammed before he could
+arrive at it. He turned and looked helplessly
+at the big planes and body rushing down a
+hundred yards astern. With his hands half
+raised and shoulders hunched up the poor devil
+met his death, two huge bombs "straddling"
+the conning-tower and bursting fairly on the
+hull as the boat started under. Mottin had a
+vision of a glare of light from the rent hull,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span>
+a great rush of foaming, spouting air, and
+then a graceful knife-edge stem, with the bulge
+of torpedo-tubes on each side of it, just showed
+and vanished in the turmoil of broken water.
+The seaplane roared up again, heading west,
+the young pilot&mdash;apparently oblivious to the
+fact that he hardly expected to be alive till
+morning&mdash;displaying his feelings on the subject
+of his late enemy by a series of violent
+"switchbacks."</p>
+
+<p>Mottin checked him, rose, and began a careful
+look round. Any ship would be welcome
+now, neutral or not; but this was an unfrequented
+area to hope to be picked up in.
+The petrol might last five minutes or half an
+hour&mdash;one could not be certain. The gauge
+was hardly accurate enough in this old bus to
+work by. As he looked the engines gave a
+premonitory splutter and then picked up again.
+Well, it was five minutes, he reflected, not half
+an hour&mdash;that was all. The pilot turned and
+headed up wind. With the engines missing
+more and more frequently they glided down,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span>
+making a perfect landing of the "intentional
+pancake" order on the crest of a white-topped
+four-foot wave. Instantly they began to feel
+the seas&mdash;the hard, rough, senseless water that
+was so different to the air they had come from.
+The machine made wicked weather of it, and
+it was obvious that she could hardly last long.
+She lurched and rocked viciously, constraining
+them to cling to the sides of the frail body.
+Mottin pulled off his headpiece, and the pilot
+followed suit.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Mottin, "it was worth it&mdash;eh?"</p>
+
+<p>"By gum, yes! It was that, and I give you
+full numbers, sir. I thought for a moment you
+had taken too long a chance, but you were right."</p>
+
+<p>A wave splashed heavily over the speaker
+and laid three inches of water in a pool around
+his ankles.</p>
+
+<p>"This is going to be a short business, sir,
+unless we get busy."</p>
+
+<p>"I know," said Mottin. "Case of four anchors
+and wish for the day. Sea anchor indicated,
+and mighty quick too."...</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span>
+ An hour later it was pitch-dark, and a semi-waterlogged
+seaplane drifted south, head to
+sea, bucketing her nose into the lop. Two
+figures crouched together in the body of her,
+baling mechanically. On the upper plane an
+electric torch glowed brightly, pointing westward.
+The figures exchanged disjointed sentences as
+they baled, and occasionally one of them would
+stretch his head up for a glance round for
+possible passing lights.</p>
+
+<p>"Cheer up, Sub!" said Mottin. "Your teeth
+are chattering like the deuce. Bale harder and
+get warm."</p>
+
+<p>"It's not the cold, it's the weather that's doing
+me in, sir. I'm so damned sea-sick."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it's a filthy motion, but she's steadier
+than she was. 'Fraid she's sinking."</p>
+
+<p>The Sub-Lieutenant ceased baling for a moment
+and looked into his senior's face, dimly lit by
+the reflection from the torch overhead. "Do
+you know, sir," he said, "I don't feel as bucked
+as I did? I believe I've got half-way to cold
+feet about the show."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span>
+ "Do you know, Sub"&mdash;Mottin copied the
+hesitating voice&mdash;"I've had cold feet the whole
+blinkin' time? If it wasn't for one thing I
+keep thinking of, I'd be properly howling
+about it."</p>
+
+<p>"And what's that, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"D'you remember a line of Kipling's in that
+'Widow of sleepy Chester' poem? It's about
+'Fifty file of Burmans to open him Heaven's
+gate.' Well, that's keeping me cheered up."</p>
+
+<p>"'Mm&mdash;that's true. How many do you think
+that boat carried?"</p>
+
+<p>"Round about forty&mdash;she was a big packet."</p>
+
+<p>"Only twenty file&mdash;still, that's good enough.
+Besides, they'd have done damage to-morrow if
+we hadn't got them."</p>
+
+<p>"True for you, Sub&mdash;and they might have
+killed women on that trip. Now they won't get
+the chance."</p>
+
+<p>"Twenty file. Ugh! I'll make 'em salute
+when I see them. Hullo! See that, sir?" The
+two men rose to their knees and stared out to
+the west. A bright glow showed beyond the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span>
+horizon, and through it ran a flicker of pulsating
+flashes of vivid orange light. The glow broke
+out again a point to the northward, and the unmistakable
+beam of a searchlight swung to the
+clouds and down again. As they looked, the
+glow spread, and the rippling flashes as gun
+answered gun came into view over their horizon.
+Mottin fumbled for the glasses, but found them
+wet through and useless. The action was evidently
+coming their way, and was growing into
+a pyrotechnic display such as few are fortunate
+enough to see.</p>
+
+<p>"Destroyers&mdash;coming right over us&mdash;Very's
+pistol, quick! We may get a chance here. Don't
+let the cartridges get wet, man&mdash;put 'em in your
+coat." The guns began to bark clearly above
+the straining and bumping noise of the crumbling
+seaplane, and a wildly-aimed shell burst on the
+water half a mile to windward. Both men were
+standing up now, staring at the extraordinary
+scene. A flotilla of destroyers passed each side
+of them, one leading the other by nearly a mile.
+The searchlights and gun-flashes lit the sea
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span>
+between the opposing lines, and the vicious shells
+sent columns of shining water up around the
+rapt spectators, or whipped overhead in a continued
+stuttering shriek.</p>
+
+<p>A big destroyer passed at half a cable's length
+in a quivering halo of light of her own making.
+The short choppy beam sea sent a steady sheet
+of spray across her forecastle, a sheet that showed
+red in the light of the guns. As she passed the
+Sub-Lieutenant raised his hand above his head,
+and a Very's light sailed up into the air, showing
+every detail of the battered seaplane with startling
+clearness for a few seconds. A searchlight
+whirled round from the destroyer, steadied blindingly
+on their faces a moment, and was switched
+off on the instant. As swiftly as it had approached,
+the fight flickered away to the eastward,
+till the last gleam was out of sight, and
+the two wet and aching men crouched back
+into the slopping water to continue their baling.</p>
+
+<p>"If they <i>do</i> find us, it'll be rather luck, sir,"
+said the younger man. "She isn't going to
+last much longer."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span>
+ "Long enough, I reckon. But they may go
+donkey's miles in a running fight like that. Is
+that petrol tank free?"</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>"Yes, I couldn't get the union-nut off&mdash;it was
+burred; so I broke the pipe and bent it back
+on itself. It'll hold all right, I think&mdash;at least
+it will only leak slowly. Hullo, she's going, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Not quite. Pass that tank aft and we'll
+crawl out on the tail. That'll be the last bit
+under, and we may as well use her all we can."</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>With gasps and strainings they half-lifted,
+half-floated the big tank along till they had
+it jammed on end between the rudder and the
+control-wires. They straddled the sloping tail,
+crouching low to avoid the smack of the breaking
+seas, their legs trailing in the icy water.
+With frozen fingers the Sub-Lieutenant removed
+two Very's cartridges from his breast-pocket and
+tucked them inside his leather waistcoat.</p>
+
+<p>A flurry of snow came down wind. The
+two were too wet already to notice it, but as
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span>
+it grew heavier the increased darkness made
+Mottin lift his head and look round. At that
+moment a gleam of brightness showed through
+to windward; as he looked it faded and
+vanished. He leaned aft and shouted weakly&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Come on, man&mdash;wake up! Fire another
+one. They're here!"</p>
+
+<p>It seemed an age to him before the pistol
+was loaded, and his heart sank as a dull click
+indicated an unmistakable misfire. He watched
+the last cartridge inserted with dispassionate
+interest. If one was wet, the other was almost
+certain to be, and&mdash;Bang! The coloured ball
+of fire soared up into the driving snow, and
+the pistol slipped from the startled Sub-Lieutenant's
+hand and shot overboard. The
+searchlight came on again and grew stronger
+and nearer, and as the glare of it became
+intolerable, a tall black bow came dipping
+and swaying past at a few yards' range.
+Mottin almost let his will-power go at that
+point&mdash;the relief was too great. He had a
+confused memory afterwards of crashing wood
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span>
+as the tailplane ground against a steel side,
+and of barking his shins as he was hauled
+across a wire guard-rail and dropped on a
+very nubbly deck. The wardroom seemed
+a blaze of intense light after the darkness
+outside, and the temporary surgeon who took
+charge of him the most sensible and charming
+person in the Service.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>"Sit down&mdash;take your coat off&mdash;lap this
+down. That's right. Now, I have two duties
+in this ship&mdash;I'm doctor and I'm the wine
+caterer. They are not incompatible. You will
+therefore go to bed now in the Captain's cabin,
+and you'll have a hot toddy as soon as you're
+there; come along now and get your clothes
+off. Your mate is in the First Lieutenant's
+cabin, and he won't wake up till morning."</p>
+
+<p>Twenty minutes later Mottin, from beneath
+a pile of blankets, heard a tinkle of curtain
+rings and looked out. A muffled, snow-covered
+figure entered quietly and began to peel off
+a lammy coat. Mottin coughed.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span>
+ "Hullo! How are you feeling? I've just
+come for a change of clothes. I won't be long&mdash;I'm
+Sangatte. No, that's all right. I won't
+be turning in to-night; we're going right up
+harbour, and I'll be busy till daylight."</p>
+
+<p>He bustled round the chest of drawers,
+pulling out woollen scarves, stockings, &amp;c., and
+talking rapidly. "Lucky touch our finding
+you. I noted position when your first light
+went up, but as the chase looked like running
+on ninety mile yet, I didn't expect to find you.
+Your joss was in, because the snow came down
+and they put up a smoke-screen and ceased
+fire, so we lost touch, and I hadn't far to come
+back to look for you. Got a Fritz, did you?
+Good man! We'll have a bottle on your decoration
+when we get in. The Huns? Yes, they
+lost their rear ship right off, and the others
+were plastered good and plenty. We lost
+one on a mine, but we took the crew off
+and sank her. I sank your 'plane just now&mdash;tied
+a pig of ballast to her and chucked
+it over. I thought you might have left some
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span>
+papers&mdash;oh! you've got 'em, have you? That's
+good."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, they're in my coat pocket. I say,
+haven't I seen you before? I seem to remember
+you. Do you hunt?" Mottin stretched his
+legs out sleepily as he spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes&mdash;met you with the Hambledon or
+Cattistock, I expect. Haven't been on a horse
+for all of three years, though; and I don't
+suppose there'll be much doing that way for
+a long time, now they're putting half the
+country under plough. S'long. I'm for the
+bridge; ring that bell if you want anything.
+The Doc.'s got one or two wounded forrard, so
+he'll be busy, but my servant'll look out for
+you." The curtain clashed back, and Mottin,
+turning over, slid instantly into a log-like sleep.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A TRINITY.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">The way of a ship at racing speed<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In a bit of a rising gale,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The way of a horse of the only breed<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">At a Droxford post-and-rail,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The way of a brand-new aeroplane<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">On a frosty winter dawn.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">You'll come back to those again;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Wheel or cloche or slender rein<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Will keep you young and clean and sane,<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">And glad that you were born.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The power and drive beneath me now are above the power of kings,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It's mine the word that lets her loose and in my ear she sings&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span>
+ <span class="i1">"Mark now the way I sport and play with the rising hunted sea,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Across my grain in cold disdain their ranks are hurled at me.<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">But down my wake is a foam-white lake, the remnant of their line,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">That broke and died beneath my pride&mdash;your foemen, man, and mine."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The perfect tapered hull below is a dream of line and curve,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An artist's vision in steel and bronze for gods and men to serve.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If ever a statue came to life, you quivering slender thing,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It ought to be you&mdash;my racing girl&mdash;as the Amazon song you sing.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<hr class="hr2" />
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Down the valley and up the slope we run from scent to view.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Steady, you villain&mdash;you know too much&mdash;I'm not so wild as you; <br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">You'll get me cursed if you catch him first&mdash;there's at least a mile to go,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So swallow your pride and ease your stride, and take your fences slow.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Your high-pricked ears as the jump appears are comforting things to see;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Your easy gallop and bending neck are signals flying to me.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You wouldn't refuse if it was wire with calthrops down in front,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And there we are with a foot to spare&mdash;you best of all the Hunt!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Great sloping shoulders galloping strong, and a yard of floating tail,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">A fine old Irish gentleman, and a Hampshire post-and-rail.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<hr class="hr2" />
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The sun on the fields a mile below is glinting off the grass<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That slides along like a rolling map as under the clouds I pass.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">The early shadows of byre and hedge are dwindling dark below<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As up the stair of the morning air on my idle wheels I go,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Nothing to do but let her alone&mdash;she's flying herself to-day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Unless I chuck her about a bit&mdash;there isn't a bump or sway.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">So <i>there's</i> a bank at ninety-five&mdash;and here's a spin and a spiral dive,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">And here we are again.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And <i>that's</i> a roll and twist around, and that's the sky and there's the ground,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And I and the aeroplane<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Are doing a glide, but upside-down, and that's a village and that's a town&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And now we're rolling back.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And <i>this</i> is the way we climb and stall and sit up and beg on nothing at all,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">The wires and strainers slack,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And now we'll try and be good some more, and open the throttle and hear her roar<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And steer for London Town.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">For there never a pilot yet was born who flew a machine on a frosty morn<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">But started stunting soon,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To feel if his wires were really there, or whether he flew on ice or air,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Or whether his hands were gloved or bare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Or he sat in a free balloon.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span></p>
+<h2>IN THE MORNING.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i4">Back from the battle, torn and rent,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Listing bridge and stanchions bent<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">By the angry sea.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">By Thy guiding mercy sent,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Fruitful was the road we went&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Back from battle we.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">If Thou hadst not been, O Lord, behind our feeble arm,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If Thy hand had not been there to slam the lyddite home,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When against us men arose and sought to work us harm,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We had gone to death, O Lord, in spouting rings of foam.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span>
+ <span class="i4">Heaving sea and cloudy sky<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Saw the battle flashing by,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">As Thy foemen ran.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">By Thy grace, that made them fly,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">We have seen two hundred die<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Since the fight began.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">If our cause had not been Thine, for Thy eternal Right,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If the foe in place of us had fought for Thee, O Lord!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If Thou hadst not guided us and drawn us there to fight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We never should have closed with them&mdash;Thy seas are dark and broad.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i4">Through the iron rain they fled,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Bearing home the tale of dead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Flying from Thy sword.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">After-hatch to fo'c'sle head,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">We have turned their decks to red,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">By Thy help, O Lord!<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">It was not by our feeble sword that they were overthrown,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But Thy right hand that dashed them down, the servants of the proud;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It was not arm of ours that saved, but Thine, O Lord, alone,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When down the line the guns began, and sang Thy praise aloud.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i4">Sixty miles of running fight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Finished at the dawning light,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Off the Zuider Zee.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Thou that helped throughout the night<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Weary hand and aching sight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Praise, O Lord, to Thee.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span></p>
+<h2>AN AFFAIR OF OUTPOSTS.</h2>
+
+<p>The wardroom of the Depôt ship was just
+emptying as the late-breakfast party lit their
+pipes and cigarettes and headed for the smoking-room
+next door, when a signalman brought
+the news in. The Commander, standing by the
+radiator, took the pad from the man's hand
+and read it aloud. He raised his voice for the
+first few words, then continued in his usual
+staccato tones as the silence of his audience
+showed that they were straining their ears in
+fear of missing a word:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"<i>Lyddite</i>, <i>Prism</i>, <i>Axite</i>, and <i>Pebble</i> in action
+last night with six enemy destroyers&mdash;<i>Pebble</i>
+sunk&mdash;fifty-seven survivors aboard
+<i>Lyddite</i>&mdash;enemy lost two sunk, possibly
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span>
+three&mdash;<i>Lyddite</i> with prisoners and <i>Prism</i>
+with <i>Axite</i> in tow arriving forenoon
+to-day."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>There was a moment's pause as the Commander
+handed the signal back, and then half
+a dozen officers spoke at once. The Fleet-Surgeon
+was not one of them. He gathered
+up his two juniors with a significant glance, as
+one sees a hostess signal to her Division as the
+dessert-talk flags, and the three vanished through
+the door to get to work on their grim preparations.
+The Engineer officers conferred for a
+minute in low tones and then followed them
+out. The signal had given clearer data for
+the workers in flesh and bone to act on than
+it had for those who work in metals, and there
+was nothing for the latter to do but to get their
+men ready and to guess at probabilities. The
+remainder of the Mess broke into a buzz of
+conversation: "<i>Axite</i>, she must be pretty well
+hashed up; it must have been gun-fire, a torpedo
+would have sunk her.... Rot! why should it?
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span>
+What about the <i>Salcombe</i> or the <i>Ventnor</i>? <i>They</i>
+got home.... Yes, but not from so far out,
+and there's a sea running outside too.... Well,
+the Noorder Diep isn't a hundred miles, and that
+must be where...."</p>
+
+<p>The Commander beckoned the First Lieutenant
+to him, as that officer was rising from his chair
+at the writing-table. "You'd better warn the
+Gunner, Borden, that the divers may be needed;
+and tell my messenger as you go out that I want
+to see the Boatswain and Carpenter too&mdash;thank
+you." He turned to the ship's side and looked
+out through the scuttle at the dancing, sunlit
+waters of the harbour. He had supervised the
+work of preparation for assisting and patching
+lame ducks more than once before, and he knew
+that his subordinates needed little assistance
+from him. What was troubling his mind was
+the question of the casualties. The <i>Pebble</i> was
+gone, so there was no need for spare hands to
+be provided for her, while her survivors were
+actually a gain. They would not be fit for work
+for a bit, though, a good few of them probably
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span>
+wounded, and the remainder perhaps needing
+treatment after immersion in a December sea.
+Then the three others&mdash;it sounded like a hard-fought
+action, and hard fights meant losses.
+That was the worst of these destroyer actions,
+the casualties were mostly good men, and it
+took so long to train good ratings. If only
+one saved the officers and men it wouldn't really
+matter how many destroyers were lost, he reflected,
+as he walked out of the mess towards
+his cabin and the little group of Warrant and
+Petty officers who awaited him by the doorway.</p>
+
+<p>It was barely an hour later, and the bustle
+of preparation aboard the Depôt ship was still
+in progress when they came in sight. The
+outer forts had reported them as approaching
+the entrance, and the next news was good also,
+for it was simply the deduction on the part of
+the watching ships' companies, when they saw
+the big black-and-yellow salvage tugs that had
+been out since dawn come chugging up harbour
+alone, that the victors had disdained assistance.
+Then the <i>Lyddite</i> showed her high bow and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span>
+unmistakable funnels as she swung round the
+entrance shoals and steadied up harbour at a
+leisurely ten knots. At that distance she looked
+dirty and sea-worn, but intact. Close astern
+of her came <i>Prism</i> and <i>Axite</i>, and as they
+showed, the watchers involuntarily caught their
+breaths.</p>
+
+<p>The <i>Prism</i> looked queer and foreign somehow,
+with no foremast, a bare skeleton of a bridge,
+and a shapeless heap where the forward funnel
+had stood. The <i>Axite</i> looked just what she was&mdash;a
+mere battered hull, with very little standing
+above the level of her deck, her stern nearly
+awash, and her bow bent and torn as if some
+giant hand had gripped and twisted it. As the
+pair of cripples neared the dock entrance, two
+smaller tugs which had followed astern came
+hurrying up to close on the <i>Axite's</i> sides, while
+the towing hawser that had been watched with
+such anxiety through three cold and stormy
+watches splashed in the churned-up water under
+the <i>Prism's</i> counter. The <i>Prism</i> increased speed
+slightly, and up against the blustering wind
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span>
+came the faint sound of cheering from the
+cruisers down the harbour as she passed them.
+She eased down into station astern of the
+<i>Lyddite</i>, and the Yeoman of Signals on the
+Depôt ship's bridge shifted his telescope from
+the shaking canvas of the wind-dodger to the
+steadier support of a stanchion.</p>
+
+<p>"What's she like&mdash;can you make 'er out?"
+A Leading Telegraphist had walked out from
+the wireless office, and, in obvious hopes of
+getting hold of the telescope, was standing
+at his elbow.</p>
+
+<p>"Pretty sight, I don't think," replied the
+Yeoman grimly. "Dirty work for the hospital
+there, and I reckon it's 'Port Watch look for
+messmates'&mdash;all along under the bridge she's
+been catching it, and I can't see&mdash;Yes, O.K.&mdash;He's
+up there on the bridge&mdash;<i>Who?</i> The skipper,
+of course. Mister Calton, Commander&mdash;begging
+his pardon. Me and him were in the old
+<i>Cantaloup</i> two years. Gawd! but ain't they
+been in a dust-up! What do you say?
+<i>Lyddite?</i>"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span>
+ He turned to look as the big destroyer passed,
+half-raised his glass, and then lowered it.
+There was enough for his naked eye to see to
+discourage him from a closer view. Her decks
+were crowded with men, lying, standing, or
+sitting down. The white bandages showed
+up clearly against the general background of
+dull grime, and the bandages were many. A
+torpedo-tube pointing up like an A.A. gun, and
+a dozen or so of splinter holes in funnel and
+casing, showed that some, at least, of the
+wounded were her own. About the casing,
+between the wounded, lay dozens of dull brass
+cartridge-cases, and aft&mdash;a curious touch of
+triviality&mdash;two seamen and a steward were
+emptying boxes of smashed glass and crockery
+overside. A few men waved and shouted in
+reply as the Depôt ship roared a welcome
+across to her, but the greater number were
+silent. The two scarred and blood-spotted
+craft swung gently in to the jetty, where the
+lines of ambulances and stretchers awaited
+them, and as the first heaving-lines flew, the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span>
+Yeoman turned to the Telegraphist with a look
+almost of pride on his dark saturnine face&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm &mdash;&mdash;," he said admiringly, "if
+that ain't swank! Did you see 'em? Why,
+stiffen the Dutch&mdash;they've got new Sunday
+Ensigns hoisted to come up harbour with, and"&mdash;he
+swung round and levelled his glass at the
+<i>Axite</i>, now almost hidden in the smoke and
+steam of the group of tugs around her at the
+lock gates&mdash;"I'm damned if she ain't got a
+new one up too. Here, have a look at it, man.
+It's on a boathook staff sticking up in the
+muzzle of the high-angle gun&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span></p>
+<h2>1917.</h2>
+
+<p>The "liaison officer" felt distinctly nervous as
+his steamboat approached the gangway. He
+had no qualms as to his capabilities of carrying
+out the work he was detailed for&mdash;that of
+acting as signals-and-operations-interpreter
+aboard the Flotilla leader of a recently allied
+destroyer division&mdash;but the fact that he had
+been told that he must be prepared to be tactful
+weighed heavily on his mind. His ideas on
+the subject of Americans were somewhat hidebound,
+but at the same time very vague.
+Would they spring the statement on him that
+they had "come over to win the War for you,"
+or would they refer at once to their War of
+Independence? Did the Yankees hate all
+Britishers, or&mdash;&mdash; His boat bumped alongside
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span>
+the neat teak ladder, and he noted with a seaman's
+appreciation the perfectly-formed coachwhipping
+and Turks' Heads on the rails. A
+moment later he was standing on a very clean
+steel deck, gravely returning the salute of what
+appeared to be a muster of all the officers in
+the ship.</p>
+
+<p>A tall commander took a pace forward.
+"<i>Malcolm</i>," he said, "I'm Captain&mdash;glad to
+meet you." The Englishman saluted, and they
+shook hands. "My name's Jackson," he replied,
+and turned as the American, taking his arm,
+ran through a rapid introduction to the other
+officers. Each of these repeated the formula,
+accompanied by the quick bow and handshake.
+Jackson followed suit as best he could, and
+began to feel that on such formal occasions he
+had the makings of a real <i>attaché</i> or diplomatist
+in him.</p>
+
+<p>A few minutes, and he found himself sitting
+in a long-chair in a wardroom which might
+have been a counterpart of his own, and
+accepting a long cigar from the box handed
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span>
+him. "Did you have a good trip over?" he
+ventured.</p>
+
+<p>"We sure did, and saw nix&mdash;not even a
+U-boat. Had a bit of a gale first day out,
+but it blew off quick. But say, there wasn't
+a German ship for three thousand miles. Don't
+you ever see some about?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you see&mdash;er&mdash;no. They only show
+out now and then, and it's only for a few hours
+when they do. Of course, there are plenty of
+Fritzes, but they keep under most of the time&mdash;you
+don't see them much."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, we thought it real slow, didn't we,
+Commander? We were just ripe for some gunplay,
+but we never got a chance to pull."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson looked across at the Commander and
+smiled. "We felt that way for a long time,
+sir. But now we just go on hoping and keeping
+ready. We've had so many false alarms, you
+see."</p>
+
+<p>The Commander laughed. "That's one on
+you, Benson," he said. "We won't get so
+excited next time we see the Northern Lights."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span>
+ There was a general shout of laughter, and
+Jackson turned cold. This, he thought, was a
+little early for him to start putting his foot in
+it. The officer called Benson, however, did not
+appear to be about to throw over the alliance
+just yet. He walked to the sideboard, and
+returned with a couple of lumps of sugar in his
+hand. "Lootenant," he said gravely, "in the
+absence of stimulants in the U.S. Navy, I can
+only give you what we've got. We've no liquor
+aboard, but we've sure got sugar."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said the Commander. "We're all on
+the water-waggon here, whether we like the
+ride or not."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson sat up in his chair and shed his
+official pose. He could, at any rate, talk without
+reserve on Service subjects. "Well, sir,"
+he said, "I'm not a teetotaller, but it doesn't
+worry me to go teetotal if I've got to. I don't
+worry about it if I'm in training for anything;
+and the fact is&mdash;well, if there was a referendum,
+or something of that sort, in the Navy as to
+whether we were to be compulsory teetotallers
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span>
+or not, I believe the majority would vote for
+'no drinks.' <i>I</i> would, anyway, and I'm what
+you'd call an average drinker."</p>
+
+<p>"They didn't ask us to vote any, but if they
+had&mdash;in war-time&mdash;I guess we'd have voted the
+same way. If you can't get it you don't want
+it, and we've kind of got used to water now.
+And so your name's Jackson? Any relation?"</p>
+
+<p>Jackson's brain worked at high pressure.
+This was a poser. Sir Henry Jackson? Stonewall?
+How many noted Jacksons were there?
+He played for safety and replied with a
+negative.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, well! there's perhaps some connection
+you don't know of," said the Commander
+encouragingly. "Which part of England are
+your folk from? Birmingham. Well, of course,
+it's a big family.... My father knew him
+well, and was with him through the Valley
+Campaign."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson sighed with relief. "You're from
+Virginia then, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir&mdash;I'm from Maryland. My father
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span>
+joined the Army of Virginia two days before
+Bull Run."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you all Southerners here, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"We're sure <i>not</i>," came a chorus of voices.
+"Nix on Secesh ... John Brown's Body...."
+Jackson developed nerves again. He felt as if
+he had asked a Nationalist meeting to join him
+in drinking confusion to the Pope. The company
+did not seem disposed to let him off, however.</p>
+
+<p>"Which do you think ought to have won,
+Lootenant? You were neutral&mdash;let's hear it."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson looked apologetically at the Commander.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, sir, I think the North <i>had</i> to win;
+and" (he hurried on) "it's just as well she did,
+because if she hadn't there wouldn't be any
+U.S.A. now&mdash;only a lot of small states."</p>
+
+<p>"That's so; but there need not have been
+any war at all."</p>
+
+<p>"There needn't, sir; but it made the U.S.A.
+all the same. The big event of the Franco-Prussian
+War wasn't the surrender at Sedan;
+it was the crowning of the German Emperor
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span>
+at Versailles. And in the Civil War&mdash;well, it
+made one nation of the Americans in the same
+way as the other did of the Germans."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Lootenant, if wars are just to make
+nations into one, what was the good of our
+wars with you?"</p>
+
+<p>Jackson was getting over his self-consciousness,
+and it was dawning on him that the
+American Navy has a method of "drawing"
+very similar to that in use in his own.</p>
+
+<p>"They were a lot of use," he protested. "We
+sent German troops against you, and you killed
+lots of them."</p>
+
+<p>There was a general laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Say, Jackson," came a voice, "this little old
+country of yours isn't doing much with the
+Germans now except kill them. Say, she's
+great! You're doing all the work, and you've
+kept on telling us you're doing nix. Your
+papers just talk small, as if your Army was
+only a Yale-Princetown football crowd, and you
+were the coon and not the Big Stick of the
+bunch that's in it."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span>
+ "Well, you see, we don't like talking about
+ourselves except to just buck our own people up."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson's tone as he said this was, I regret
+to say, just what yours or mine would have
+been. It could only be described as "smug."</p>
+
+<p>"You sure don't. We like to say what we're
+doing when we come from New York."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson prepared for an effort of tact. "I
+hear," he said, "you've got quite a lot of
+troops across already."</p>
+
+<p>They told him&mdash;and his eyes opened.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>What!</i>" he said. "And how many&mdash;&mdash;?"
+He digested the answers for a moment, and
+decided that his store of tact could be pigeon-holed
+again for a while. "But what about&mdash;your
+papers haven't&mdash;I don't call that talking
+much. We still think you're just beginning."</p>
+
+<p>"So we are,&mdash;we've hardly started. But our
+papers were given the wise word, and they
+don't talk war secrets."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson readjusted his ideas slightly, and his
+attitude deflated itself. The transportation of
+the First Expeditionary Force had been talked
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span>
+of as a big thing, but this&mdash;and he had until
+then heard no whisper of it.</p>
+
+<p>"And the country?" he asked. "What about
+all your pro-Germans and aliens?"</p>
+
+<p>"They don't," came the answer. "What do
+you think of Wilson now?" Jackson edged
+away to cover again. "He's a very fine statesman,
+and a much bigger man than we thought
+him once."</p>
+
+<p>"Same here; and he knows his America. He
+waited and he waited, and all the time the
+country was just getting more raw about the
+Germans, and then when he was good and ready
+he came in; and I guess now he's got the country
+<i>solid</i>."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson pondered this for a moment, studying
+the clean-cut young faces&mdash;all of the universal
+"Naval" stamp&mdash;around him.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," he said slowly, "that it
+wouldn't have been better for us if we'd been
+able to stop out a few months ourselves at first.
+It would have made <i>us</i> more solid too. But we
+simply had to come in at once."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span>
+ "You had; and if you hadn't, we'd have talked
+at you some."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson laughed. "What! 'Too proud to
+fight,' and all that sort of thing? Yes, we'd
+have deserved it too. I say, what a shame
+Admiral Mahan died right at the beginning!
+There's nobody to take his place and write this
+war up."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, he'd have been over here first tap of the
+gong. And he'd have seen it all for himself, and
+given you Britishers and us lectures on the war
+of 1812&mdash;and every other war too."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it's a great pity. He taught us what
+sea-power was, and till then we hardly knew
+we had it at all."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, he taught you enough to get us busy
+mailing you paper about the blockade last year."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson grinned. "You couldn't say much.
+You made all the precedents yourselves when
+you blockaded the South in '61. We only had
+to refer you to your own letters to get out of
+the argument."</p>
+
+<p>The First Lieutenant beckoned for the cigar
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span>
+box again. "You knew too much diplomatic
+work for us in those days. We were new to
+that card game. But I'd sooner hear our talk
+now than the sort of gentle breathing of your
+folks when it comes to diplomacy."</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind," said Jackson. "We're getting
+better. We'll have an autocracy, like you,
+before the war's over, instead of the democracy
+we've got now."</p>
+
+<p>The circle settled down and waited. This
+was evidently not an unarmed foe, in the
+ancient Anglo-Saxon game.</p>
+
+<p>"Amurrica's the only real democracy in the
+universe," said an incautious voice. Two heads
+turned towards the speaker, and several pairs
+of eyes spoke volumes.</p>
+
+<p>"I beg your pardon," said Jackson.
+"America's a great country, but as you told
+me just now, she's solid. That means she's
+so keen on getting on with the work that she's
+chosen a boss and told him to go ahead and
+give his orders, and so long as he does his best
+to get on with the work, the people aren't going
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span>
+to quarrel with him. Now we are not really
+solid, just because we're too much of a
+democracy."</p>
+
+<p>"Say, you wouldn't think that if you'd been
+over and seen our last elections; but there's
+sense in it, all the same. But Lloyd George&mdash;isn't
+he the same sort of Big Stick over
+here?"</p>
+
+<p>"You read our political papers and see," said
+Jackson. "Do you take much interest in
+politics in your Navy?"</p>
+
+<p>"Do we hell&mdash;does yours?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bit, except to curse at them. Navies
+are outside politics."</p>
+
+<p>"Except the German's, and their army and
+navy and politics are all the same thing; and
+they'll all come down together, too."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, but it's going to take some tough
+scrapping to do it. Let's hope no one starts
+fighting over the corpse when she's beaten."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I guess you won't, and we won't.
+We've both got all the land we can do with,
+and if there are any colonies to hand out after,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span>
+we won't mind who gets 'em so long as the
+Kaiser doesn't. What we ought to do is to
+join England in a policing act for the world,
+and just keep them all from fighting."</p>
+
+<p>"That'd be no good. The rest of them would
+combine against us. It would only mean a
+different Balance of Power."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! Now you're talking European. We
+stand out of the old-world Balance."</p>
+
+<p>"You can't now. You've got hitched up in
+it, and you'll find you're tangled when you
+want to get back."</p>
+
+<p>"We sure won't. We'll pull out when this
+round-up's over&mdash;you watch us."</p>
+
+<p>The Commander glanced at his watch and
+rose. "Dinner's at 'half-six,'" he said. "You'd
+better let me show you the way to your room."</p>
+
+<p>Jackson rose and followed him aft to the
+spare cabin. "Here you are," said the American.
+"Hope you'll be comfortable. The boys will
+do their best to make your stay here real
+home-like, and I hope you'll stay just as long
+as you can."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span>
+ "I sure will, sir," came the answer, in a voice
+that was fast losing its English drawl; and
+Jackson, alone with his thoughts, stared at the
+door-curtain, and wondered why on earth it
+should have been considered necessary to tell
+him that a supply of tact would be useful to
+him in his new job.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span></p>
+<h2>IN FORTY WEST.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We are coming from the ranch, from the city and the mine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the word has gone before us to the towns upon the Rhine;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">As the rising of the tide<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">On the Old-World side,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">We are coming to the battle, to the Line.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">From the valleys of Virginia, from the Rockies in the North,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We are coming by battalions, for the word was carried forth:<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">"We have put the pen away<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And the sword is out to-day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">For the Lord has loosed the Vintages of Wrath."<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span><br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We are singing in the ships as they carry us to fight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As our fathers sang before us by the camp-fires' light;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">In the wharf-light glare<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">They can hear us Over There,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When the ships come steaming through the night.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Right across the deep Atlantic where the <i>Lusitania</i> passed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With the battle-flag of Yankee-land a-floating at the mast,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">We are coming all the while,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Over twenty hundred mile,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And we're staying to the finish, to the last.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We are many&mdash;we are one&mdash;and we're in it overhead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We are coming as an Army that has seen its women dead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And the old Rebel Yell<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Will be loud above the shell<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When we cross the top together, seeing red.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A RING AXIOM.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When the pitiless gong rings out again, and they whip your chair away,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When you feel you'd like to take the floor, whatever the crowd should say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When the hammering gloves come back again, and the world goes round your head,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When you know your arms are only wax, your hands of useless lead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When you feel you'd give your heart and soul for a chance to clinch and rest,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And through your brain the whisper comes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">"Give in, you've done your best,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Why, stiffen your knees and brace your back&mdash;and take my word as true&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4"><i>If the man in front has got you weak, he's just as tired as you</i>.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He can't attack through a gruelling fight and finish as he began;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He's done more work than you to-day&mdash;you're just as fine a man.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So call your last reserve of pluck&mdash;he's careless with his chin&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You'll put it across him every time&mdash;Go in&mdash;Go in&mdash;<i>Go in!</i><br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span></p>
+<h2>CHANCES.</h2>
+
+<p>The boxing-stage was raised a clear three and
+a half feet above the deck, and the mat showed
+glaringly white in the northern sunshine. The
+corner-posts were padded and wound with many
+layers of red and blue bunting. A glance round
+showed a great amphitheatre of faces, rising tier
+on tier up to the crouching figures of men on
+the main-derrick, funnel-casings, and masts.
+The spectators numbered, perhaps, close on three
+thousand, and there was hardly a man among
+them who had not qualified as a critic by
+personal experience at the game. The last two
+competitors had just left the ring in a storm of
+hand-clapping, and the white-sweatered seconds
+ceased their professional chatter and their basin-splashing
+employment to jump up and place the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span>
+chairs back against the corner-posts as the next
+two officers entered.</p>
+
+<p>Lieutenant Cairnley of H.M. T.B.D. &mdash;&mdash; pulled
+the loose sleeves of his monkey-jacket across
+his chest and stretched out his legs as he sat
+down in the Blue corner. He looked across at
+his opponent, who was standing talking in a
+low voice to a second. Yes, he was evidently
+only just inside the middle-weight limit, and
+he, Cairnley, must be giving away all of half
+a stone. Still, that was half a stone less to carry
+about the ring, and he felt really fit and well-trained.
+An officer was standing in the ring,
+with a paper in one hand, and the other raised
+to call for silence.</p>
+
+<p>"First round of the Officers' Middle-weights.
+In the Red corner, Lieutenant Santon of
+the&mdash;&mdash;, in the Blue corner, Lieutenant Cairnley
+of the&mdash;&mdash;." He slipped under the ropes and
+jumped down from the stage as the voice of the
+timekeeper followed his own&mdash;"Seconds out!"
+Cairnley felt the coat plucked from his shoulders,
+and he stood up as his chair was drawn away.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span>
+"<i>Clang!</i>" went the heavy gong, and he walked
+forward with his right hand out and his eyes
+on his opponent's chest, in the midst of a great
+silence. As their gloves touched, Cairnley jumped
+quickly to one side and began his invariable
+habit of working round to his opponent's left
+hand. He was not allowed much time for
+"routine work." He had an impression of a
+looming figure getting larger, a whirl of feinting,
+and he was being rushed back across the
+ring in a storm of punches. His habit of keeping
+his chin down, shoulders up, and elbows
+in, saved him. He felt a thrill of respect for
+Santon's punch as his head rocked from heavy
+hook-blows on either side, and then he was
+inside his opponent's elbows, working his head
+forward, and lowering his right for a body punch
+before they struck the ropes. As he felt their
+springing contact at his back, he stiffened up
+and pushed his man away. The recoil of the
+hemp assisted him, and Santon gave ground
+a yard. Cairnley jumped at him, and, taking
+an even chance, sent a straight right over,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span>
+which landed cleanly on the mouth. His left
+followed at once, but only touched lightly.
+Santon gave ground again, and the lighter man
+slid after him, sending a long left home to the
+nose. Cairnley thrilled as it landed. This man
+was strong, he felt, but not quick enough in
+defence. He half-feinted with his right, and sent
+his left out again. As the punch extended he
+slightly lifted his chin, and the ring whirled
+round him as he took a tremendous cross-counter
+that came in over his elbow. He came forward
+quickly to get to close quarters, but his opponent
+had no intention of letting him. There was
+a whirl of gloves and a sound of heavy, grunting
+hitting, and Cairnley found himself on his hands
+and knees, with a very groggy feeling in his
+head, looking across at Santon's white knees
+by the ropes at the far side of the ring. He
+stretched his neck, took a long breath, and rose
+shakily. He did not feel as shaky as he looked,
+for he had been in the ring before, and knew that
+a knock-down blow sometimes entraps the optimistic
+giver of it into sudden defeat, but in this
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span>
+case he was engaged with a boxer who took no
+chances. Santon approached quickly and began
+rapid feinting just outside hitting distance.
+Cairnley gave ground slightly and waited for
+the rush. This chap had a wicked right, he
+reflected, and he did not want to get caught
+napping again. Then Santon was on him
+slamming in lefts and rights, and working furiously
+to get him into a corner. Cairnley stooped
+and struggled to get in close. A muscular change
+in the body a foot from his eyes gave him warning
+of an approaching upper-cut, and he brought
+his right glove in front of his face in time to
+stop it. He felt Santon's left on the back of
+his head, and instantly shifted feet and escaped
+round his opponent's left side. As he shifted he
+jerked a hard, short left punch into the mark, and
+then repeated the blow. Santon broke away,
+and received a perfectly-timed straight left on
+the nose as the gong rang. There was a storm
+of applause as the men went to their corners,
+for Cairnley's recovery had been well guarded,
+and his quick hitting at the end of the round
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span>
+showed that he had not lost much speed. He
+lay back in his chair while his seconds fussed
+around him, and thought hard. That right cross-counter
+of Santon's was certainly a beauty, so
+much so that it must be his favourite punch.
+Could he be absolutely certain of its being produced
+if he gave it the same chance? Well, he
+had to win this on a knock-out, or not at all.
+He could not pick up all the points he had lost
+in the first round with only two to go, so it was
+a case of chancing it on his brains alone. Yes,
+he would just check his idea once, and if that
+proved that Santon would use the same punch
+for the same lead, he would go all out on the
+next. <i>Clang!</i> He rose and walked straight
+forward to meet his man. At six-feet range he
+jumped in and drove his left for the mark. It
+did not land true, but it enabled him to close
+and start a succession of furious body punches.
+The two hammering, gasping white figures reeled
+about the ring for half a minute, heads down and
+arms working like pistons.</p>
+
+<p>Cairnley knew that his man was too strong for
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span>
+him at that game, but for that round, brain and
+not muscle was his guide, and he wanted Santon
+to be warmed up and made to act by habit and
+use. They locked in a clinch, and a moment later
+broke clear at the word of the Referee&mdash;the first
+he had spoken in that fight. For a second they
+stood on guard swaying from side to side as they
+waited for an opening. Then Cairnley leaped in
+and sent out a full straight left. Even with his
+chin tucked well down he felt the jar of the right
+that slid again over his elbow, and striking full
+on the cheek, made his head ring and his neck
+ache. He stopped the left that followed, then
+landed on the face with his own left and closed
+again to hammer in short arm punches. He felt
+as he did so that the work he was engaged on
+must be done soon, as at this high-speed work he
+would not have the strength for a hard punch for
+long. Santon appeared to be a little inclined for
+a rest, too, for it was he who clinched this time.
+Cairnley rested limply against him and took a
+long breath as the voice of the Referee called
+them apart. He caught his breath again and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span>
+called up all his reserve strength as they posed
+at long range, then he jumped forward as before,
+sent his left out three-quarters of the way, and
+showed his chin clear of his chest. Without a
+check in the movement his left dropped, his body
+pivoted, and he sent a full "haymaker" right up
+and across to the half-glimpsed head in front of
+him. A bony right wrist glanced from the top
+of his bent head, and at the same instant a jar,
+from his right knuckles to his back, told him
+that brains had beaten skill. He slipped aside,
+his hands mechanically raised in defence, and
+stumbled over Santon's falling body. As he
+scrambled up to cross the ring he looked back,
+and knew at once that not ten nor twenty
+seconds would be enough for that limp figure
+to recover in.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+<h3>II.</h3>
+
+<p>"Yes, I've got leave now, and Cairnley's in
+hospital; he had a couple of splinters in him,
+and they packed him off, though he wanted to
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span>
+get leave and treat himself. The old packet's
+got to be just about rebuilt from the deck up,
+and he's certain to get a bigger one instead.
+He's going to take me on with him,&mdash;good thing
+for me,&mdash;as I'll be pretty young to be Number
+One of one of the Alpha class ships. I tell you,
+it was a devilish funny show, and all over in a
+second. It came on absolute pea-soup at four
+and we had only heard the guns in the action.
+Never saw a thing. We had been out away
+from the line four hours. Had nothing but
+wireless touch to tell us they had got into a
+mix-up. We went to stations at full speed
+trying to close on them, and we'd hardly got
+ready when the Hun showed up four hundred
+yards off. My word! she was smart on it. She
+was only a cruiser, but in the fog she showed up
+like the <i>Von der Tann</i>, and she was going all
+of twenty-four. She let fly at the moment we
+saw her, and she spun round and charged right
+off. We let go too as she fired, but her turning
+to ram saved her. We turned too and bolted,
+and she just cut every darned thing down from
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span>
+the casing up. The mast went on the first salvo,
+one funnel and most of the guns. The shooting
+was just lovely, and if it hadn't been such close
+range we'd have been shot down in one act. As
+it was, they just shaved us clean as if we'd
+gone full speed under a low-level bridge. At six
+hundred yards we could only see her gun-flashes,
+and we yanked round across her bow and opened
+out. The skipper gave her five minutes and
+then levelled up on the same course we had
+been on before, and eased a bit to keep station
+on her beam. We did a bit of clearing up and
+he sent for me. He was on the bridge&mdash;which
+had damn little left on it, bar him,&mdash;it was a
+proper wreck&mdash;and told me to arrange hands
+to shout orders to the engine-room if required,
+as the telegraphs were gone. The wheel was
+all right&mdash;or at least the gearing was,&mdash;the wheel
+itself had only a bit of rim and two spokes on
+it. He told me to get what fish we could fire
+set for surface, and that he was going to go
+for her again and fire at twenty-five yards. I
+thought he was mad, but I went down and got
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span>
+'em ready. (The gunner was killed.) I shouted
+up to him when I had done, and had mustered
+a tube's crew, and we whacked on full bat again
+and began to close. You see we had crossed
+her bow once, and Cairnley reckoned then that
+she would have altered back to her original
+course of East, so he had kept on her port beam
+at about a mile, going the same speed. I did not
+get what he was driving at till afterwards. At
+the time I thought he was just going to do it
+again, because he thought he ought to make
+another effort. We saw her first this time as
+we were closing on the opposite side, and the
+skipper told them to poop off the bow gun, which
+was all we had, to wake them up. They woke
+up all right, and we got the same smack from
+all along her side we'd had before. She was
+just abaft our starboard beam going the same
+course, and I was wondering what the deuce he'd
+meant by telling me to train the tubes to port,
+when we went hard a-port and came round all
+heeled over and shaking. I just thought to
+myself, Well, if the Hun keeps on and doesn't
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span>
+try to ram, we're going to look damn silly, when
+I saw her again and she <i>was</i> ramming. Her
+guns did no good then,&mdash;the change was too
+quick for any sights to be held on. He banged
+away all right, and I believe he put more helm
+on&mdash;but he couldn't get us. The skipper had
+said twenty-five yards, but it looked to me like
+<i>feet</i>. He was going all out, and so were we,
+and I pulled off as his stem showed abreast
+the tubes&mdash;all spray and grey paint&mdash;and those
+fish hit him abaft the second funnel. Eh?
+Well, perhaps it was a few yards, but it's the
+closest I've seen to going alongside a gangway.
+Well, that's all I knew about it for half an
+hour. The bang put me out. Skipper said he
+turned back and searched for her, but it was
+so thick then he couldn't have found an island
+except by mistake. We'd been hit below water
+too and couldn't steam much. We got a tow
+home. Good egg! Here's St Pancras, and there's
+a flapper&mdash;thirty if she's a day&mdash;Good old
+blinkin' London!"</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE QUARTERMASTER.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I mustn't look up from the compass-card, nor look at the seas at all,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I must watch the helm and compass-card,&mdash;If I heard the trumpet-call<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of Gabriel sounding Judgment Day to dry the Seas again,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I must hold her bow to windward now till I'm relieved again&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">To the pipe and wail of a tearing gale,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Carrying Starboard Ten.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I must stare and frown at the compass-card, that chases round the bowl,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">North and South and back again with every lurching roll.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">By the feel of the ship beneath I know the way she's going to swing,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But I mustn't look up to the booming wind however the halliards sing&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">In a breaking sea with the land a-lee,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Carrying Starboard Ten.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And I stoop to look at the compass-card as closes in the night,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For it's hard to see by the shaded glow of half a candle-light;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But the spokes are bright, and I note beside in the corner of my eye<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A shimmer of light on oilskin wet that shows the Owner nigh&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Foggy and thick and a windy trick,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Carrying Starboard Ten.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Heave and sway or dive and roll can never disturb me now;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Though seas may sweep in rivers of foam across the straining bow,<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">I've got my eyes on the compass-card, and though she broke her keel<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And hit the bottom beneath us now, you'd find me at the wheel<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">In Davy's realm, still at the helm,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Carrying Starboard Ten.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A LANDFALL.</h2>
+
+<p>The dawn came very slowly&mdash;a faint glow in
+the sky spreading until first the streaming forecastle
+and then the dirty-yellow seas could be
+seen. The destroyer was steaming slowly along
+the coast with the wind just before the beam.
+She made bad weather of it, lurching at extraordinary
+angles from side to side, yawing from
+two to four points off her course, and throwing
+her stern up as each wave passed under her, until
+the water spouted in the wake of her slowly-moving
+propellers. The wind and the mist had
+come together, and the visibility extended to
+perhaps three or four foaming wave-crests away.
+They knew within a dozen miles where they
+were, but a dozen miles is too vague a reckoning
+to make a mine-guarded harbour from, and her
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span>
+captain, with the greatest respect for the fact
+that he was on a dead lee shore, and a most inhospitable
+and rocky shore at that, was feeling
+for the land with an order for "Hard-over" helm
+running through his head. Occasionally he
+ceased his staring out on the lee bow to look
+back along the deck. The sight each time made
+him frown and tighten his lips. The beam-sea
+was sweeping across the ship regularly every
+half-minute. The water shot across her 'midships
+three feet deep, and foaming like a Highland
+burn in spate. The squat funnels showed
+through the turmoil of water and spray, streaked
+diagonally upwards with crusted white salt,
+through which showed patches of red funnel-scale;
+from them came a steady roaring note&mdash;the
+signal of suppressed power below them.
+Battened-down as she was, he knew that the
+hatches were not submarine ones; built as they
+were on a foundation little thicker than cardboard,
+they could not keep out such seas, and he
+visualised the turmoil and discomfort there must
+be beneath him on the flooded decks. He, personally,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span>
+had not seen in what state she was
+below, having been on the bridge for the last
+nine hours, but he felt he would like to take a
+look at his own cabin and see if his worst foreboding&mdash;a
+foot of water washing to and fro
+across a sodden carpet&mdash;was true.</p>
+
+<p>He glanced at his wrist-watch, and then to the
+east. Half-past seven and full daylight. Well,
+he thought, it might as well be just dawning still
+for all the light there was. Air and sea were
+the same colour, a creamy dull white, and they
+merged into one at a range of perhaps five
+hundred yards. If only he could&mdash;he raised his
+head sharply and turned to face out on the beam.
+Bracing his feet and gripping the rail with wet-gloved
+fingers he held his breath in an intensity
+of listening concentration. Yes, it was clearer
+that time, a faint high whine broad on the beam.
+He walked, timing the roll so that he had no
+need to clutch for support, to where the helmsman
+crouched over a wildly swinging compass-card,
+and gave an order. The destroyer came
+bowing and dipping round till she met the full
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span>
+drive of the sea ahead. With a roar and a crash
+the water tumbled in over the forecastle, shaking
+the bridge, and falling in tons over the ladders
+on to the upper deck. The destroyer still turned,
+shaking from end to end, until she had the sea on
+the other bow. The telegraph reply-gongs rang
+back the acknowledgment of an order, and easing
+to barely steerage-way, the ship settled in her
+new position&mdash;hove-to in the direction from which
+she had come overnight. The faint sound he had
+heard had seemed too distant for the captain
+to be assured of his position, and until he could
+hear it clearly and from fairly close he was not
+going to risk taking a departure from it. He
+knew that hove-to as she was the destroyer was
+going to be driven closer in, and with a steep-to
+shore he could allow her to accept the leeway for
+some time. He moved across and stood on the
+other side of the bridge, looking out to leeward,
+his attitude less strained and anxious now, as the
+ship was making fairly easy weather of it. The
+motion, it is true, was far more uncomfortable.
+She sidled, dived, and wallowed in a way that
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span>
+would have thrown a man unaccustomed to
+T.B.D.'s completely off his feet; but far less
+water was coming aboard, and the amount that
+did so arrived on a bearing from which she was
+better fitted to receive it. At the end of twenty
+minutes the captain began to resume his rigid
+attitude. There was something wrong somewhere.
+Sounds came erratically through fog,
+but this could not be counted on. He knew he
+had made no mistake in the sound he had heard.
+It was certainly the high note of the lighthouse,
+and not a steamer's whistle. The low note
+should have been heard in between the high ones,
+but the fact of not having heard the low was
+not surprising to him. One seldom heard both
+notes in a fog. But this silent gap was a
+nuisance, considering the rate at which they must
+be closing the land. At half an hour from his
+first hearing the sound he turned uphill to gain
+the wheel again, but froze still as the voice of
+the fog-horn came afresh, this time with no
+possibility of doubt. A great thuttering roar
+broke out, as it seemed, almost overhead, a deep
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span>
+bass note that made the air quiver. The captain
+jumped amidships and barked an order. The
+wheel spun hard down and the telegraphs
+whirred round, bringing the destroyer diving
+and leaping back head to sea. Looking aft, the
+captain had a glimpse of three pinnacle rocks
+showing a moment in the trough between two
+seas, and then the fog shut down over them
+again, leaving only the regular deep roar of the
+fog-signal, that grew gradually fainter astern.
+Two points at a time he eased the ship round
+till she was hove-to on the opposite tack, then
+he called to another oilskinned figure that stood
+swaying to the roll by the helmsman. "Will
+you take her now?" he said; "I am going to
+look for some breakfast. Hold her like this
+half an hour, and then turn her down wind for
+the run in. The tide's setting us well round the
+point now. All right?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir. I'll lay it off again on the chart
+before I turn. That was a queer hole in the fog,
+sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, quite a big blank. Glad it wasn't much
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span>
+bigger. Still, we could see four cables under the
+land, and the land's alright if you've got your
+stern to it."</p>
+
+<p>With a huge yawn of relief he stretched his
+arms back and up, then started down the thin
+iron ladder on his perilous trip to the inevitable
+chaos and confusion of his cabin.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span></p>
+<h2>NIGHT ROUNDS.</h2>
+
+<p>It was a dark night with no moon, while
+only occasionally could a star be seen from
+the leader's bridge. The next astern could be
+made out by the bands of blue-white phosphorescence
+that fell away from her bow, but
+the rest of the line was quite invisible. The
+flotilla slid along at a pace that to them was
+only a jog-trot, but which would have been
+considered rather too exciting for night work
+by the big ships. The night was calm, with
+hardly a breath of wind, while the <i>hush</i>&mdash;<i>hush</i>&mdash;<i>hush</i>
+from the bow-waves seemed to accentuate
+the silence and to increase the impression
+the destroyers gave of game moving down on
+a tiptoe of expectancy to the drinking-pool,
+ready at a sight or sound to spring to a frenzy
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span>
+of either offensive or defensive speed. On the
+leader's bridge men spoke in low tones, as if
+afraid that they might be overheard by the
+enemy&mdash;actually to enable them to listen better
+to whatever sound the echoes from the sea might
+carry. On bridges and at gun-stations look-outs
+stared out around them at the night, and there
+was no need for the officers to be anxious as
+to whether their men kept good watch or slept.
+The crews knew the rules of destroyer-war in
+the Narrow Seas&mdash;that "The first one to see,
+shoots; and the first one to hit, wins." It is
+true that they did not always see first. There
+were exceptions. Not so long before, they had
+been seen at a range of perhaps half a mile by
+an officer on the low unobtrusive conning-tower
+of a submarine. This officer had instantly and
+accurately smitten on the back of the head the
+sailor who shared his watch, and had rapped
+out one word "<i>Down!</i>" The sailor (evidently
+quite accustomed to this procedure) had vanished
+down the conning-tower like a falling stone, the
+officer's boots chasing the man's hands down the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span>
+ladder-rungs. The lid had clanked down and
+locked just a few seconds before a little "plop"
+of water closed over the swirling suction that
+showed where a big patrol submarine had been.
+The boat was English (that is to say, her Captain
+was Scotch, and her First Lieutenant Canadian,
+while the remainder of her officers and men
+together could hardly have mustered half a
+dozen men from the Home Counties), but she
+had no intention of risking explanations at short
+range with her own friends. She had been
+warned of their coming, but she looked on it
+as a piece of extraordinarily bad luck to have
+been met with at visibility range on such a
+dark night and to have been inconvenienced into
+a matter of ninety feet in a hurry. But it is
+known that submarines dive for almost everything
+and swear at everybody.</p>
+
+<p>As the flotilla moved on its way a portent
+showed on the bow to landward. A faint red
+glow began to light up the low clouds over the
+Belgian frontier, and the bridge look-outs whispered
+together as they watched it brighten. As
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span>
+it grew clearer it showed to be not one light,
+but a rapid-running succession of instantaneous
+lights far inland. The white pencil of a searchlight
+beam showed and swung to the zenith and
+back&mdash;perhaps half-way between the watchers
+and the flicker in the sky. Ten minutes later,
+as the light drew farther aft, a faint murmur
+of sound (that began as a mere suspicion, and
+grew to be unmistakably but barely audible)
+announced the origin of the glow.</p>
+
+<p>On the leader's bridge the tall officer in the
+overcoat spoke to the shorter one in the "lammy."
+"That's a bit on the big side for a night raid&mdash;they
+must be attacking round by&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir; there's something like what they
+call 'drum-fire' going on. Wonder why they
+put searchlights on for it, though?"</p>
+
+<p>"Can't guess. They'll have 'em on on the
+coast in a minute too, if I know them. Perhaps
+when they hear guns inland they think it's airbombs
+coming down. There they go! Two of
+'em&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The searchlights came on together, and on such
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span>
+a clear and dark night they seemed startlingly
+close. They swept the heavens over and back,
+steadied awhile pointing inland, and went out
+again, leaving an even inkier blackness than
+before, and setting the watchers blinking and
+rubbing their dazzled eyes. Away to the south-east
+the pulsating growl of the guns continued,
+though the breadth and height of the glow in
+the sky was gradually decreasing.</p>
+
+<p>"There isn't any fighting on near the coast
+now, sir. That must be away down in France.
+If they'd only fire slow we'd be able to get a
+sort of range by the flash."</p>
+
+<p>"You'd have to hold your watch for some time,
+then," said the taller officer. "I haven't the
+inland geography well enough in my head to
+say where it is, but that scrap's nearer seventy
+than sixty miles from here. Good Lord! And
+I suppose we'll read in the papers when we get
+in that 'there was activity at some points.'"</p>
+
+<p>"And from here it looks like Hell. What it
+must be like close to&mdash;&mdash;! Wish we could run
+up one of the canals and join in, sir."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span>
+ "You'd be too late if we could. It's dying out
+now. Just as well, too; it keeps all the look-outs'
+heads turned that way. How's the time?
+All right, we'll turn now and try back."</p>
+
+<p>The glow faded and passed, and left the
+velvety dark as blank as before. The leader
+swung round on a wide curve, and, as if held
+by one long elastic hawser, the flotilla followed
+in her gleaming wake. At the same cantering
+speed as they had come, they started on the
+long beat back of their bloodthirsty prowl,
+at the moment when the Scotch submarine
+officer turned over the watch to his Canadian
+subordinate.</p>
+
+<p>"I've sheered right out now, and they ought
+to be clear of us all right, but keep your eyes
+skinned for them and nip under if you see them
+again. They're devilish quick on the salvoes
+in this longitude, and 'pon my soul I don't blame
+'em either."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span></p>
+<h2>IN THE BARRED ZONE.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">They called us up from England at the breaking of the day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the wireless whisper caught us from a hundred leagues away&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">"Sentries at the Outer Line,<br /></span>
+<span class="i33">All that hold the countersign,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Listen in the North Sea&mdash;news for you to-day."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">All across the waters, at the paling of the morn,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The wireless whispered softly ere the summer day was born&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">"Be you near or ranging far,<br /></span>
+<span class="i33">By the Varne or Weser bar,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Fleet is out and steaming to the Eastward and the dawn."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">Far and away to the North and West, in the dancing glare of the sunlit ocean,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Just a haze, a shimmer of smoke-cloud, grew and broadened many a mile;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Low and long and faint and spreading, banner and van of a world in motion,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Creeping out to the North and West, it hung in the skies alone awhile.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then from over the brooding haze the roar of murmuring engines swelled,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the men of the air looked down to us, a mile below their feet;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Down the wind they passed above, their course to the silver sun-track held,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And we looked back to the West again, and saw the English Fleet.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Over the curve of the rounded sea, in ordered lines as the ranks of Rome,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Over the far horizon steamed a power that held us dumb,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">Miles of racing lines of steel that flattened the sea to a field of foam,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Rolling deep to the wash they made,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">We saw, to the threat of a German blade,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">The Shield of England come.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A MATTER OF ROUTINE.</h2>
+
+<p>There was little or no wind, and only a gentle
+swell from the south. The ships rose and fell
+lazily as they steamed to the south-eastward,
+while only occasionally a handful of light
+spray fell across a sunlit forecastle, drying
+almost as it fell. But if the air was still the
+ships were certainly not so&mdash;as vast as a great
+moving town, the Fleet was travelling at the
+speed of a touring car. From the Flagship's
+foretop the view was extraordinary. Destroyers
+or light cruisers when pressed seem to be
+slipping along with something always in hand
+and with no apparent effort; a battleship, however,
+seen under the same conditions, makes
+one think of St Paul's Cathedral being towed
+up the Thames; she carries a "bone in her
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span>
+teeth," and her bows seem to settle low and
+her stern to rise. In this case the Grand Fleet
+was hurrying&mdash;moving south-east at full speed,
+because&mdash;well, they <i>might</i> just cut the enemy
+off; but the Hun was canny, and knew exactly
+the danger-limit in this game of "Prisoner's
+base."</p>
+
+<p>The visibility was good, and as far as the
+eye could see the water was torn and streaked
+with the wakes of ships&mdash;cruisers, destroyers,
+battleships, and craft of every queer and imaginable
+warlike use. The great mass of steel
+hulls had one thing only in common&mdash;they
+could steam, and could steam always with
+something in hand above the "speed of the
+Fleet." From the ships came a faint brown
+haze of smoke that shimmered with heat and
+made the horizon dance and flicker. From the
+foretop, looking aft, it seemed incredible that
+there could be any power existing which could
+drive such a huge beamy hulk as the Flagship
+was, and leave such a turmoil of torn and
+flattened water astern. Battleships in a hurry
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span>
+are certainly not stately; an elderly matron in
+pursuit of a tram-car shows dignity compared to
+any one of them. But if they looked flustered
+and undignified, they carried a cargo which no
+one could smile at. "<i>Battleships are mobile
+gun-platforms.</i>" I forget who said that&mdash;probably
+Admiral Mahan&mdash;but it is true; and
+if these ships showed an ungraceful way
+of moving, they certainly complied with the
+definition of gun-platforms. The low-sloped
+turrets all pointed the same way&mdash;out to the
+starboard bow. The long tapering guns moved
+up and down, following the horizon against
+the roll, and sighing as they moved, as if the
+hydraulic engines were weary of the long wait.
+On the tops of the turrets the figures of officers
+could be seen pacing to and fro across the
+steel&mdash;checking now and then to stare at the
+southern horizon. Somewhere out there beneath
+the blazing sun were the scouts, and
+beyond them&mdash;well, that question was one that
+the scouts were there to answer. The smaller
+ships in sight seemed like motor-cycle pacers
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span>
+escorting a long-distance foot-race. With their
+sterns low and their bow-waves running back
+close to the beautifully-shaped hulls, they gave
+the impression of sauntering along at their
+leisure and of looking impatiently over their
+shoulders at the big heavy-weights astern of
+them. A destroyer division suddenly heeled
+and altered course like redshank, each ship
+turning as the leader swung, and with a
+fountain of spray at their sharp high stems
+they cut through the intervals of a Battleship
+division, swinging up again together to the
+south-east course as they cleared. The watcher
+in the top had seen the trick before, but familiarity
+could not prevent his eyes from widening
+a little as he saw the stem of his next astern
+throw up a little cloud of spray as it met the
+foaming V-wake that followed a few yards
+from the leader's counter. He smiled as he
+thought of an old picture in 'Punch' of a
+crowd of small children urging and dragging
+a huge policeman along to a scene of disturbance.
+The darting, restless destroyers seemed
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span>
+like the small bloodthirsty boys&mdash;hurrying on
+ahead to see the fun, and then back to wait
+for the ponderous but willing upholder of the
+law&mdash;anxious to miss nothing of the excitement.</p>
+
+<p>The Fleet was running down to intercept,
+and might be in action at any moment if the
+luck held, but there was no signalling or outpouring
+of instructions. There was just nothing
+to be said. Everybody knew more or less
+what the tactical situation was; all knew that
+the enemy might be met with any time in the
+next few hours, but in the turrets the guns'
+crews proceeded with the all-important task
+of getting outside as much dinner as they could
+comfortably stow. The procedure of endeavouring
+to meet the High Sea Fleet and of dealing
+with it on sight had been rehearsed so often,
+that the real thing, if it came, would call for
+one signal only, and no more. Many prophets
+have said that the increase of Science and
+Applied Mechanics in the Navy would make
+men into mere slaves of machines, and into
+unthinking units. This is another theory which
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span>
+has been shown to be hopelessly wrong&mdash;certainly
+so in the Navy, as in it both officers
+and men are taught, and have to be taught,
+far more of the reasons for and the object
+aimed at in the Rules for Battle than ever
+Nelson thought it necessary to communicate to
+his subordinates in the last Great War. The
+Prussian system may be good, but it produces
+a bludgeon&mdash;ours produces the finest tempered
+blade.</p>
+
+<p>The sight from the foretop was a thing that
+one would remember all one's life, and be
+thankful not to have missed. The almost incalculable
+value of the great mass of ships&mdash;the
+whirl of figures conjured up by a rough
+estimate of the collective horse-power and the
+numbers of men present; the attempt and
+failure to even count the actual ships in sight;
+the vision of a scared and wondering neutral
+tramp lying between the lines with engines
+stopped as the great masses of grey-painted
+steel went past her along the broad highroads
+of churned water,&mdash;this was the Fleet at sea;
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span>
+and the known fact that it would wheel, close,
+or spread at the word of one man, from the
+ships that foamed along four hundred yards
+away to those whose mastheads could only just
+be seen above the horizon, made the wonder
+all the greater. One thought of the thousands
+of eyes looking south in the direction of the
+big gun-muzzles, of the shells that the guns
+held rammed close home to the rifling, and of
+the thousands of brains that were turning
+over and over the old question, "Is it to be
+this time, or have they slipped in again?"...</p>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span></p>
+<h2>WHO CARES?</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i3">The sentries at the Castle Gate,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">We hold the outer wall,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">That echoes to the roar of hate<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">And savage bugle-call&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of those that seek to enter in with steel and eager flame,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To leave you with but eyes to weep the day the Germans came.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i3">Though we may catch from out the Keep<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">A whining voice of fear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Of one who whispers "Rest and sleep,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">And lay aside the spear,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We pay no heed to such as he, as soft as we are hard;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We take our word from men alone&mdash;the men that rule the guard.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span>
+ <span class="i3">We hear behind us now and then<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">The voices of the grooms,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">And bickerings of serving-men<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Come faintly from the rooms;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But let them squabble as they please, we will not turn aside,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But&mdash;curse to think it was for them that fighting men have died.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i3">Whatever they may say or try,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">We shall not pay them heed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">And though they wail and talk and lie,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">We hold our simple Creed&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">No matter what the cravens say, however loud the din,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Our Watch is on the Castle Gate, and none shall enter in.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE UNCHANGING SEX.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When the battle-worn Horatius, 'midst the cheering Roman throng&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All flushed with pride and triumph as they carried him along&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Reached the polished porch of marble at the doorway of his home,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He felt himself an Emperor&mdash;the bravest man of Rome.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The people slapped him on the back and knocked his helm askew,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then drifted back along the road to look for something new.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then Horatius sobered down a bit&mdash;as you would do to-day&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And straightened down his tunic in a calm, collected way. <br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">He hung his battered helmet up and wiped his sandals dry,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And set a parting in his hair&mdash;the same as you and I.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His lady kissed him carefully and looked him up and down,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And gently disengaged his arm to spare her snowy gown.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"You <i>are</i> a real disgrace, you know, the worst I've ever seen;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now go and put your sword away, I <i>know</i> it isn't clean.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And you must change your clothes at once, you're simply wringing wet;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You've been doing something mischievous, I hope you lost your bet....<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why! you're bleeding on the carpet. Who's the brute that hurt you so?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did you kill him? <i>There's a darling.</i> Serve him right for hitting low."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then she hustled lots of water, turning back her pretty sleeves,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And she set him on the sofa (having taken off his greaves).<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">And bold Horatius purred aloud, the stern Horatius smiled,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And didn't seem to mind that he was treated like a child.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Though she didn't call him Emperor, or cling to him and cry,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yet I rather think he liked it&mdash;just the same as you and I.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span></p>
+<h2>TWO CHILDREN.</h2>
+
+<p>His age was possibly nineteen, and his general
+appearance had decided the members of his last
+gunroom mess in their choice of a nickname
+for him. "Little Boy Blue," or "Boy" for short,
+would probably stick to him throughout his
+naval career. The name had certainly followed
+him to his present appointment as "third hand"
+of a destroyer, where the other sub-lieutenants
+of the flotilla were not likely to allow him to
+forget it. He would have made a perfect
+model for a Burne-Jones angel. His mother
+would have worded that comparison differently,
+being under the impression that no angel could
+hope to equal him: on his part, he always took
+most filial care not to disillusion her on such
+a point. At the moment, in the first flush
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span>
+of glory induced by the fact that he had left
+gunroom life for ever, and that his midshipman's
+patches were things of the recent past,
+he was making the most of a week's leave,
+and making the most also of the opportunity
+of cultivating the society of a home Attraction
+whom the discerning eyes of his mother may
+or may not have yet noticed. The Attraction
+was aged sixteen, extremely pretty, and, as
+is usual in such cases, extremely self-possessed.</p>
+
+<p>The Boy, as he accompanied her along the
+garden path, was not feeling self-possessed
+at all. He had discovered from frequent experience
+that the only position he could retain
+with reference to the lady as she walked was,
+as he would put it, "half a cable on the starboard
+quarter." Knowing as he did that he
+was being kept thus distant by intention, he
+followed the broad lines of strategy which his
+naval training had taught him, and acted in
+a way which on such occasions is always right&mdash;that
+is, he aroused doubt and curiosity in
+the mind of his adversary.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span>
+ The lady, who&mdash;carrying a ball of string in
+one hand and a bowl of peas in the other&mdash;had
+walked in cool silence for at least fifty
+yards, turned suddenly and spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose this is the first time you've&mdash;&mdash;What
+<i>are</i> you staring at?"</p>
+
+<p>The Boy blushed at once. "I beg your
+pardon," he murmured; "I&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Is my hair coming down?"</p>
+
+<p>The Boy looked fixedly again at a large
+black bow which, as he told me afterwards,
+"held the bight of it up." "No-o," he said
+slowly.</p>
+
+<p>"Then don't stare at it, and don't lag behind.
+What was I saying?"</p>
+
+<p>"You asked me how long leave I'd got."</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't&mdash;you've told me that, and anyhow
+I've forgotten. I was going to ask you if
+this is the first time you've done any war-work."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I was out in the Straits till last
+Thursday week, and&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't be silly. I mean work like this,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span>
+digging and doing without things, and helping,
+and so on."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I suppose it is. I haven't had time,
+really&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The lady turned on him in righteous scorn.
+"<i>Time</i>&mdash;oh, you're one of the worst I know.
+Won't you <i>ever</i> take the war seriously? You
+just look on it all as a joke, and you won't
+make <i>any</i> sacrifices. Now come here&mdash;take
+the other end of this string, and lay it out
+till I tell you to stop."</p>
+
+<p>The Boy meekly obeyed instructions. He
+pegged the end of the string firmly down and
+returned to the Attraction, who was engaged
+in hunting out a hoe from among a litter of
+horticultural implements that lay in a corner
+of the garden wall. He stood watching her
+for a moment, and with her eyes away
+from him, his attitude altered slightly and
+became almost proprietary, while his face
+seemed to harden a shade and give an
+inkling of the naval stamp that it would
+develop later on. She looked round suddenly
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span>
+and saw him again as a shy and awkward
+youth.</p>
+
+<p>"Have you done it?" she said. "All right,
+you can really start doing some work now. I'm
+going to make you dig a trench. <i>That's</i> the
+best way to serve your country when you're
+ashore and have the chance. And to think
+you've never used a hoe before!"</p>
+
+<p>The Boy scraped the hoe reflectively with the
+toe of his boot. It did not seem to him politic
+to mention the fact that vegetable gardens do
+not usually grow either on the decks of battleships
+or on the shell-beaten slopes of Gallipoli.
+He made no attempt to follow the tortuous
+wanderings of a feminine mind, but held on his
+own course. "Are you going to help?" he said.</p>
+
+<p>"No. You'd only loaf at the work if I did,
+and I've got other things to do, too. Now, come
+along and start, or you'll never get it finished
+by to-night."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm leaving to-morrow," said the Boy.</p>
+
+<p>"So you've told me&mdash;heaps of times to-day.
+But you must finish that trench before you go."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span>
+ The Boy nodded and walked away towards
+the pegged-out end of the string. The lady,
+without turning her head, walked back up the
+path until she came to the grassy slope at its
+end. Selecting a spot from which a view could
+be obtained through the hedge of her oppressed
+admirer, she sat down and carefully laid the
+basin of peas on the bank beside her.</p>
+
+<p>"He's rather a dear," she observed cautiously
+to herself. "But he <i>is</i> such a child. 'Wonder
+why boys are always so awfully young compared
+to women?"</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The flotilla would have turned round for its
+run back in another half-hour if the last destroyer
+in the enemy's line had not shown a
+faint funnel-glare for the fractional part of a
+second. They were only a couple of miles from
+the end of the "beat" when it showed, and considering
+the poor visibility that accompanied
+the frequent snow-showers, it was a piece of
+happy luck that the glare was seen at all. Three
+people on the leader's bridge saw it together;
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span>
+two of them gave a kind of muffled yelp, as foxhound
+puppies would at sight of their first cub,
+while the third gave an order on the instant.
+The destroyer settled a little by the stern, her
+course altered slightly, and she began really to
+travel. For some hours she had been jogging
+along at seventeen knots, but her speed now
+began to rise in jumps of five knots at a time,
+till in a few minutes she had become a mad
+and quivering fabric of impatient steel. As she
+gained her speed the snow began to pour down
+again, blotting out the faint shadow that had
+meant the bow of her next astern. The Captain
+glanced aft once, and then continued his intent
+gazing forward. He had passed a rough bearing
+and the signal to chase to his subordinates astern,
+and could do no more till he could get touch
+again. He had no intention of easing his speed
+to wait for clearer visibility. He knew too much
+of flotilla war to let a chance of fighting go by
+in that way. If he once got to the enemy, the
+rest of his flotilla would steer to the sound of
+the guns; and anyhow, he decided, if he did
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span>
+have to fight single-handed, the worse the
+visibility was and the greater the confusion and
+doubt among the enemy, the better would be the
+chances for him. The snow ahead cleared for a
+minute to leave a long narrow lane between the
+showers, and he saw the loom of the last ship
+of the enemy's line. The German destroyer
+seemed to fall back to him, as if she was stopped,
+though in reality she was holding station on her
+next ahead at a fair sixteen knots. With a
+startling crash and a blaze of blinding light the
+guns opened from along the leader's side&mdash;the
+German guns waiting, surprised, for a full
+minute before they replied. When they did
+open fire, the duel had become too one-sided to
+be called a fight at all. Between the crashes of
+the guns, the clatter and ring of ejected cartridge-cases
+could be heard but faintly, yet as the big
+leader passed her battered opponent at barely
+half a cable distance, through the din and savage
+intensity of a yard-arm fight the quartermaster
+stooped over his tiny wheel, oblivious to all
+things but the clear quiet voice that conned the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span>
+ship past and on to her next victim. The rear
+destroyer of the enemy swung away, stopped,
+and remained&mdash;a horrible illustration of the
+maxim of naval warfare, which says that he
+who is unready should never leave harbour.</p>
+
+<p>At the head of the German line a man of
+decision had acted swiftly. As the blaze of the
+gun-fire broke out astern of him, and before the
+first German gun had fired a round, he had swung
+the leading division four points off its course.
+As the British destroyer tore on up the line, he
+swung inwards again and closed on her to engage
+on her disengaged side. As a piece of tactics it
+was pretty and well performed, but nothing can
+be judged to perfection in war, and this evolution
+was no exception to the rule. As he closed in on
+the British leader, she started her broadside on
+her second quarry,&mdash;an opponent better prepared
+than her first,&mdash;and the snow-laden air quivered
+to the shock of furiously worked guns. The
+flashes lit the contending ships in rippling,
+blinding light, and across the foaming waters
+that the fighters left in their passage, the drifting
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span>
+snow showed up like flying gold. At short
+range the leading German division broke in
+with a burst of rapid fire, and in his swift
+glance towards this menace from his disengaged
+side the British leader saw the flaw
+in his enemy's harness. The last of the German
+division was too far astern for safety in view
+of the fact that the British ship was at the
+moment fighting-mad. The German leader
+had a glimpse of a high bow swinging round
+towards him in the midst of salvoes of bursting
+shell&mdash;then came an increased burst of
+firing from down the line astern, followed by
+a great crash and a dull booming explosion.
+The gun-fire died down and stopped as the
+guns' crews lost sight of their target, until
+the scattered flotilla was running on in the
+same darkness as had preceded the fight,
+though in far different condition. The German
+leader was not sure as to what had happened
+to the first of his command to be attacked, but
+he knew well what had come to the rear ship
+of his own division. She had been blown
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span>
+up in the shock of being rammed by the
+English madman, and although she had probably
+taken her slayer with her, she had left
+an impression on the minds of the rest of the
+flotilla on the subject of what odds an English
+ship considered to be equal, that would take
+some considerable drilling to eradicate. He
+flashed out a signal to tell his unseen ships
+to concentrate, and the signal, shaded as it
+was, drew down a salvo of shell from half a
+mile away on his quarter. At full speed he
+tore on for home, realising a fact that he had
+only suspected before&mdash;that the savage who
+had attacked him had been but the forerunner
+of a flotilla of unknown numbers and strength.
+The crackling sound of battle&mdash;a battle at
+a longer range now&mdash;passed on and died down
+as the unheeding snow smothered both light
+and sound. Both flotillas were occupied, and
+in their occupation had no time to think of
+what was left astern of them,&mdash;a shattered
+German destroyer stopped, helpless, and an
+easy prey for the returning British&mdash;a litter
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span>
+of lifebelts, corpses, and wreckage, that marked
+the grave of the rammed ship&mdash;and a barely-floating
+hulk, her stern and half her deck
+only above water, that lay rolling to the
+swell; a broken monument to a man who had
+fought a good fight and gone to his death
+with the sound of the trumpets of the Hall
+of all Brave Men calling in his ears.</p>
+
+<p>The Boy twisted the seaman's silk handkerchief
+more tightly round his left wrist, and
+drew another fold across his broken hand. He
+snapped his orders out furiously, and men
+hastened to obey them. He knew that his
+after-gun was the only one above water, and
+that the sloping island of the stern that formed
+its support was not likely to retain buoyancy
+long, but so long as there were survivors
+clustered aft and dry ammunition with which
+they might load, he was going to be ready
+for fighting. To the luck that caused one
+of his flotilla to lose touch in the chase and
+blunder across him, he owed the fact that he
+was ever able to fight again. She came tearing
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span>
+by down wind&mdash;threw the narrow beam
+of a searchlight full on to him&mdash;and recognising
+by that extraordinary nautical "eye
+for a ship," which can see all when a landsman
+could see nothing, that the sloping battered
+wreck was the remnant of a ship of her own
+class, turned on a wide sweep to investigate.
+The Boy knew nothing of her nationality, and
+cared less what her intentions were. In the
+midst of a litter of ammunition, wounded men,
+and half-drowned or frozen survivors, he
+slammed shell at her from his sightless and
+tilted gun till his store of dry cartridges
+dwindled and failed him. His shooting was
+execrable; he could hardly make out the dark
+blotch that was his target as, astonished and
+silent, she circled round him. Savage and
+berserk, he fired till his last round was gone,
+then drew his motley collection of ratings
+around him, and with pistol, knife, and spanner
+they waited for their chance to board.</p>
+
+<p>A long black hull slid cautiously into view
+and closed them, till up against the beating
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span>
+snow and rising wind a voice roared out
+through a megaphone a sentence which no
+German could ever attempt to copy&mdash;"You
+blank, blank, blank," it said, "are you all
+something mad?"</p>
+
+<p>The Boy stood up, and his wounded hand
+just then began to hurt him very much. "No
+sir," he called in reply. "I'm sorry, sir; I
+made a mistake. We've got a lot of wounded
+here."</p>
+
+<p>The night seemed to turn suddenly very
+cold, and he realised that at some moment
+since the collision he must have been in the
+water.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The Boy did not see her till he had left the
+train and was half-way along the station
+platform. Then she came forward from the
+ticket-collector's barrier, and he discovered
+with a start that not only was the sun shining,
+but that the world was a very good place
+to be alive in. He dropped his suit-case to
+shake hands, and then hastily snatched it up
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span>
+to forestall her attempt to carry it for him.
+She turned and piloted him out of the station
+to where an ancient "growler" waited, its
+steed dozing in the sunshine. "I ordered this
+old thing, as I thought you mightn't be strong
+enough to walk, but you're not such an
+invalid as I expected. The carrier is bringing
+your luggage." The lady spoke, looking
+him carefully over from under the shade of
+her hat.</p>
+
+<p>"Walk! Yes, of course I can. I'm not an
+invalid. I&mdash;No, I mean&mdash;let's drive." He
+slung his suit-case hastily in through the open
+cab door.</p>
+
+<p>The lady seemed to see nothing inconsistent
+in his incoherencies. She may have possibly
+followed his train of thought. She merely
+nodded, and reached in for his suit-case, which
+she swung easily upwards, to be received by
+the driver and placed on the roof. She then
+stepped in, and watched as the Boy cautiously
+entered and took his station beside her. With
+what seemed almost a yawn, the old horse
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span>
+roused and began to work up to his travelling
+pace, a possible five miles to the hour.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Boy," said the lady, "and what sort
+of a time did they give you in hospital?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh&mdash;quite decent, you know; but mighty
+little to eat. I believe they put every one on
+low diet as soon as they get there just to keep
+them humble and quiet."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, your mother's just dying to feed you up,
+so you'll get awfully fat soon. How's the hand?"</p>
+
+<p>The Boy stretched out his left arm and showed
+a suspiciously inert-looking brown glove. "Only
+three fingers gone and some bits missing. It's
+stopped my golf all right, though."</p>
+
+<p>"But you'll still be able to hunt and shoot
+and you'll work up some sort of a golf handicap
+again when you're used to it. What was the
+battle like, Boy?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh&mdash;just the usual sort of destroyer scrap.
+We saw them first in our packet, and so we
+got most of it. It was a good scrap, though."</p>
+
+<p>"Will you be able to go to sea again, or will
+they&mdash;&mdash;?"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span>
+ The Boy flushed and leaned back. "Of course
+I will&mdash;I've got a hand and a half, and they
+can't stick me in a shore job when I've got
+that much." The lady put a hand swiftly out
+and rested it on the padded brown glove. "Of
+course they can't. Sorry, Boy. I never thought
+they would, you know." The Boy instantly
+brought his right hand across, and, catching
+the sympathetic hand that lay on his glove,
+kissed it with decision. He then leaned back
+again to the musty padding of the cab, rather
+shocked at his own temerity. The lady, however,
+showed no signs of confusion at all.</p>
+
+<p>"How long sick leave did they give you?
+Do you have to go back to the hospital, or
+do you just report at the Admiralty?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know,&mdash;look here, when are we
+going to be engaged?"</p>
+
+<p>"When we're old enough, Boy&mdash;if you're good.
+Are you going to be?"</p>
+
+<p>"That's a bet," said the Boy firmly. "So
+long as I know it's going to be all right, I'll
+be awfully good. What are you going to do
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span>
+with me on leave? I can't dig trenches for
+peas now&mdash;at least, not properly."</p>
+
+<p>"No; but if you took a little more interest
+in the subject, you'd know that at this time
+of year you can pick them. Now, here's your
+house, and you're going in to see your mother,
+and I'm going home; and you're not to laugh
+at her if she cries, and&mdash;pay attention, Boy&mdash;there's
+no need for you to wear that glove on
+your hand; she isn't a baby any more than
+I am."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span></p>
+<h2>AN URGENT COURTSHIP.</h2>
+
+<p class="center">[Written with a lot of assistance from a partner.]</p>
+
+<p>The solitary figure in the R.N. Barracks
+smoking-room rose, stretched himself, and
+lounged across to a table to change his evening
+paper for a later edition.</p>
+
+<p>"Hullo! old sportsman. Where's everybody?"</p>
+
+<p>The "sportsman"&mdash;a precise-looking surgeon
+who wore a wound-stripe on his cuff&mdash;looked
+round from the litter of newspapers he had
+been turning over.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, lumme! if it ain't James the Giant-Killer.
+Here, waiter! Hi! Two sherry&mdash;quick!
+What the deuce brings you here, James?"</p>
+
+<p>"Just down from the North,&mdash;joining the
+<i>Great Harry</i> to-morrow. Where's every one?
+Is there an air-raid on, and were the cellars
+too full for you, my hack-saw expert?"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span>
+ "They were not. They're damn near empty,
+worse luck. But the Depôt Boxing is on to-night,
+and I'd be there too, only it's my turn
+for guard. It's no good your going now, you
+old pug; they'll finish in half an hour, and it's
+a mile away."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! Well, I'm tired, anyway. I want dinner
+and then a bed. Of all filthy games, give me
+a war-time train journey. I've found a cabin
+here, and I found a bath, and I won't quarrel
+with any one for an hour or two."</p>
+
+<p>"Then, you may as well keep the cabin
+while you've got it, because the <i>Great Harry</i>
+is having her mountings altered, and won't
+commission for a week yet."</p>
+
+<p>James Rainer swivelled round in his chair
+to take the sherry glass from the waiter.
+"Here's luck, Doc. I thought she commissioned
+to-morrow, though."</p>
+
+<p>"Gun trials to-day, and the experts didn't
+like her. Not much wrong, I believe, but she's
+delayed a week. Here's long life and a&mdash;&mdash;"
+The surgeon paused and put his glass down.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span>
+James Rainer stared at him somewhat truculently.</p>
+
+<p>"James, my boy, I was forgetting. Your
+little flapper's here. Ah! I see you know all
+about that."</p>
+
+<p>"Doc.&mdash;you're an ass; I wasn't thinking of
+that at all."</p>
+
+<p>The surgeon leaned back in his arm-chair
+and prepared to enjoy himself.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! James, me old friend&mdash;pot companion
+of me youth! What a chicken-butcher you
+are! If only you hadn't been so young; two
+years ago, was it not? How the years do roll
+on, to be sure. And what a little romance it
+was&mdash;the blue-eyed flag-lieutenant and the
+admiral's daughter&mdash;<i>always</i> the first two down
+to breakfast. And we used to hear, too, in
+the Yard, of the little expeditions when you
+were detailed to take her back to school and&mdash;<i>No!</i>
+hands off! Would you touch me with a
+cheild in me arrms? Let me go and I'll tell
+you all about her&mdash;and look out for my drink,
+you great ruffian."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span>
+ "Never mind your drink." James released
+the surgeon's head from under his arm and sat
+down again. "Is she down here?"</p>
+
+<p>"She is, James&mdash;and she's a devilish pretty
+girl now, too. If it wasn't that we're most of
+us crocks here we'd&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>A signalman entered and glanced inquiringly
+round the room.</p>
+
+<p>"Who is it for, signalman? Anybody
+hurt?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir." The man looked at his signal-pad
+again. "Send despatch officer to Admiralty
+House instantly."</p>
+
+<p>"Help!" The surgeon turned to Rainer.
+"There's only one available to-night, and he's
+at the Boxing. It's probably only stuff to be
+brought back here. What about&mdash;&mdash;? But I
+forgot, you're tired, aren't you? They'd better
+telephone."</p>
+
+<p>Rainer picked up his cap. "I'm not supposed
+to join till to-morrow night, and I'm going even
+if it means another filthy railway journey.
+'Night, Doc!"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span>
+ The door banged decisively, and the surgeon
+chuckled at some deep jest of his own.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>Vice-Admiral Sir Charles Woodcote grunted
+ferociously as a knock sounded at his study
+door.</p>
+
+<p>"Come in!" he barked. "Who is it?"</p>
+
+<p>He looked up to see a tall clean-shaven lieutenant
+enter&mdash;a broad-shouldered athletic figure
+with a heavy jaw and twinkling grey eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Eh&mdash;Rainer, how are you, my boy? I was
+expecting the despatch officer."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir; but as I was at a loose end at the
+barracks I came myself. I'm joining the&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"The <i>Great Harry</i>&mdash;yes, so you are. Well,
+it's a long time since I saw you. You must
+come and dine with us before you sail. Now,
+you'd better get off with these. I'm going to
+send you in the car." He pressed a bell and a
+seaman entered. "The big car at once, <i>and</i> the
+headlights. Tell Thompson to hurry up."</p>
+
+<p>"Please, sir, Thompson's hurt his wrist, sir.
+Starting the&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span>
+ "<i>Confound</i> Thompson&mdash;he's always doing it.
+<i>Why</i> does he do it? Eh? Eh? You can't tell
+me? Tell Miss Ruth to get the other car round
+at once, d'you hear?"</p>
+
+<p>"Now, Rainer," said the Admiral, "here's
+the despatch. Take it to Shortholme aerodrome,
+and bring a receipt back, d'you hear? and keep
+that girl of mine out of mischief. <i>Come</i> in!"</p>
+
+<p>The door opened, and a slim leather-coated
+figure appeared. Rainer tried to keep his eyes
+on the Admiral, but failed dismally, his efforts
+resulting in a distressing squint. His flapper
+of two years ago was now a calm, self-possessed,
+and extremely pretty girl, who, in her rôle of
+amateur chauffeur, did not seem even to be aware
+of his presence in the room.</p>
+
+<p>"The car is ready, father," she said, and
+vanished, leaving the startled Rainer gaping at
+a vision of neat black gaiters beneath her short
+skirt.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you'd better get on then," said the
+Admiral. "But, by the way, tell Forrest&mdash;Wing-Commander
+Forrest&mdash;to keep an eye on
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span>
+his machines. There are three German prisoners
+loose near here&mdash;two pilots and a mechanic from
+their Flying Corps. They may try and steal a
+machine to get away on. Tell him to lock up
+his hangars, or whatever he calls the things, and&mdash;all
+right&mdash;get on&mdash;get on. What are you
+waiting for?"</p>
+
+<p>Rainer, nothing loath, took his dismissal. He
+hurried across the hall, cramming the despatch,
+in its stiff parchment envelope, into the inside
+pocket of his overcoat as he went. The car was
+standing purring at the door, a leakage of light
+from the side-lamps shining on a demure little
+face behind the screen, and showing him also
+that the back near-side door was standing invitingly
+open.</p>
+
+<p>"You little darling," he thought, "as if you
+didn't <i>know</i> what you are in for." He firmly
+closed the back door, sat down in the vacant
+front seat, and reached over to pull in a rug
+from behind him. As he did so the clutch was
+gently engaged and the car slid quietly down
+the drive.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span>
+ "It's jolly nice your driving me like this,
+Miss Woodcote," he said. "Do you drive many
+despatch officers?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, yes, Mr Rainer; Thompson and I take
+turns at it."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you an official chauffeur, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have been for some time now."</p>
+
+<p>"Always here?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I was at Portsmouth a bit."</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed? How far is it to Shortcombe?"</p>
+
+<p>"About twenty miles, by this road."</p>
+
+<p>"You didn't seem surprised to see me in your
+father's study."</p>
+
+<p>The car dodged round a tram and began a
+louder purr as it felt the open road ahead.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Hickson told me you had come."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! he did, did he? Did Hickson tell you
+anything else?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; and I don't think it's quite nice for an
+officer to bribe a butler to write and tell him
+things about his master's daughter."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm damned. Hickson is a scoundrel.
+I told him he wasn't to."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span>
+ "Well, he did tell. I made him. And I think
+it was very wrong of you."</p>
+
+<p>"But I'd always looked after you before, and
+it's only natural I should like to hear you weren't
+getting into trouble after my eagle eye had left
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind about eagle eyes. It was very
+rude, and it mustn't go on."</p>
+
+<p>"It won't. I promise you."</p>
+
+<p>Miss Woodcote, a little piqued at such easy
+acquiescence, drove in silence for a few minutes,
+then, unable to restrain her curiosity, fell into
+the trap.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm glad to hear you say so. It was
+a silly thing to do."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it was, perhaps. But the necessity for
+it has gone now, so I don't mind."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean by that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm going to marry you now you're
+grown up, so&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Will you please stop talking nonsense?"</p>
+
+<p>"Will you marry me?"</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span>
+ "Well, that's one proposal over. I think a
+girl can't be very distant with a man who's
+proposed to her, can she? It implies a certain
+intimacy, so to speak...?"</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p>"It means, you see, a secret shared together,
+and that should...."</p>
+
+<p>A stony silence.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course&mdash;it's not the only secret we've
+had together. There was the matter of the
+fire in the kitchen, when we were making
+toffee and upset the paraffin...."</p>
+
+<p>Still silence.</p>
+
+<p>"You know two years ago I was going to
+marry you if I could, and I knew that you&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"What did you know?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you knew I'd never let you marry
+any one else."</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Rainer&mdash;will you please be quiet? I
+don't want to speak to you."</p>
+
+<p>"Damn," said Rainer, leaning back sulkily.</p>
+
+<p>"And don't swear, please."</p>
+
+<p>Rainer sat up again. "Haven't I got cause
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span>
+for swearing? We've come ten miles and I
+wanted to kiss you before we'd done twenty.
+You're wasting time, you know."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't want to kiss any one, and certainly
+not you."</p>
+
+<p>Rainer's confidence began to evaporate slightly.
+This was not quite the flapper he had known.
+He sighed heavily, and, leaning back again,
+turned slightly away from her, wishing that
+he had eyes in the back of his head.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Woodcote, secure in the knowledge that
+he was not so favoured by nature, had glanced
+three times in his direction before the trouble
+started. The car whirled round a corner, its
+speed regulated more by the state of the
+driver's temper than by good judgment, and
+the headlights shone full on a heavy farm cart
+which lay right across the road. There was
+a grinding of brakes, a lurch and skid, and
+Rainer had just time to throw a protecting
+arm across Ruth as the collision occurred. The
+screen went to pieces as the headlights went
+out, and the frightened Rainer and the extremely
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span>
+angry chauffeuse stared at each other
+in the dim glow of the side-lamps.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you hurt? Are you all right?
+<i>Ruth</i>...."</p>
+
+<p>"The <i>beasts</i>, the <i>beasts</i>. I've <i>never</i> hit anything
+before. <i>Oh!</i> Just look at all the glass."</p>
+
+<p>The tone of her voice reassured the trembling
+lover beside her, and rising to his feet, he
+began to shed his overcoat.</p>
+
+<p>"Cheer up," he said. "There mayn't be as
+much damage as you think. We'll have a
+look at it. Hullo!"</p>
+
+<p>Two dark figures showed by the near side
+of the bonnet, and a harsh voice rasped out:
+"Out of the car and put your hands up.
+Quickly, now, or you'll get hurt."</p>
+
+<p>Rainer obeyed part of the order with startling
+alacrity. This was a straightforward and
+simple problem to deal with compared with
+the attempt to instil sense into an unreasonable,
+albeit delightful, girl. His overcoat dropped
+to the floor-boards and he landed on the road
+at the same moment. Two to one in a bad
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</a></span>
+light was very fair odds, he felt, and he only
+regretted that he had not got his gloves on,
+as he foresaw broken knuckles for himself by
+the morning.</p>
+
+<p>He shuffled forward a few feet and went in
+for his left-hand adversary. The left feint
+was only a concession to orthodoxy, but the
+right hook which followed it was delivered
+with a grunt and twist that meant business.
+He sprang back at once behind the side-lamp,
+perfectly satisfied that the recipient of the blow
+was going to be a sleeping partner for some
+minutes at least. The second man came forward
+a little doubtfully, swearing in excellent
+German. Rainer heard a cry from Ruth
+and turned half round. A third opponent had
+appeared from behind the car, and a club or
+heavy stick was whirling over his head. For
+an instant Rainer hesitated, then tried to
+jump in under the weapon. He felt as he
+did so that it was too late, but he arrived
+safely on his man's chest, clutching for the
+upraised arm. The left hand seized something
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span>
+it had not expected to find&mdash;a girl's hand in a
+leather glove. The club-man roared with rage,
+swung round and struck savagely behind him.
+Rainer had a glimpse of a white face going
+down, and a little moan of pain from the
+ground sent him berserk. An arm came
+around his throat from behind, and he knew
+that what he had to do must be done quickly.
+He tripped the club-man and hurled himself
+sideways and back. The three figures, swaying
+and straining together, struck the car and
+came down. Rainer felt the arm round his
+neck slip and change to a hand. The owner
+of the hand instantly began to regret this, as
+Rainer's teeth were not only in good condition
+but had a grip like a bull-dog's. The club-man
+began to scream, and not without reason.
+To be held against a car-wheel by a twelve-stone
+rough-and-tumble expert who doesn't
+mind being killed if only he leaves his mark
+on you, is a bad position for any man to be
+in. Rainer's hands were on his throat, the
+knuckles working and straining upwards for
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</a></span>
+the carotids, and Rainer's legs were quietly
+but surely engaged in breaking his left ankle.</p>
+
+<p>Then the man with the prisoned hand began
+to talk rapidly, and Rainer threw his reserve
+strength into his hands. He knew what was
+coming. His first opponent had awakened. He
+felt the man behind him wriggle his body clear,
+and then came a smashing concussion. With a
+feeling of regret that he had not been allowed
+another ten seconds' grip he sank into oblivion.</p>
+
+<p>Two men rose from beside him and leaned
+panting and gasping against the car. One of
+them subsided and sat on the running board,
+his breath rasping and tearing in his throat.
+The man who had felt Rainer's punch dropped
+the club, took off a side-lamp and made a hasty
+examination of the front of the car. Returning,
+he spoke in short abrupt sentences to the others,
+and assisted the seated man to his feet with
+a kick. The three stood and listened for a
+moment, then broke through the hedge and
+vanished into the night.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</a></span>
+ It seemed to Rainer in his dreams that his
+ship was coaling. He could hear the crash
+and rattle and roar of the winches, and there
+was a gritty taste in his mouth as if he was
+working in the collier's hold. He spat out a
+mouthful of dust and lifted his head. No&mdash;they
+weren't coaling. He was lying against a
+very hard and nobbly car, and he had a devil
+of a headache. He considered the situation a
+moment, and then woke up suddenly with a
+cold feeling of fear. He rose and steadied himself
+by a wing, then looked round. Yes, there
+she was, a few feet away, and at the sight of
+her his strength came back. He knelt down
+and lifted her shoulders. She moved a little
+and moaned. With trembling fingers he felt
+the top of her head and found that the cap
+was gone, and that there was a suspiciously
+sticky lump on her forehead. He felt for his
+handkerchief, but remembered that it was in
+his overcoat. Lifting the girl in his arms he
+tottered to the car and sat down in the front
+seat, while he searched the coat pockets. He
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</a></span>
+found the handkerchief, and noted, as a side-issue,
+that the despatches were still there. Unscrewing
+the filling cap of the petrol tank he
+plunged the handkerchief in, but turned his
+head at a voice at his elbow.</p>
+
+<p>"Jim! What are you doing?"</p>
+
+<p>"Thank God! Ruth, lie still. I'm going to
+put some petrol on your head."</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Ooo!</i>" The lady had straightened up in
+her seat. "My poor head&mdash;it does hurt. Jim!
+if you put petrol on my head I'll <i>never</i> marry
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"But, darling&mdash;I&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't do it. Have you got the despatches?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. I don't think they were after them.
+Ruth, d'you know that chap would have brained
+me if you hadn't tackled him?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why did you kiss me just before I woke up?"</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't. I swear I didn't."</p>
+
+<p>"You did. I know you did."</p>
+
+<p>"I&mdash;I&mdash;Ruth, were you angry?"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you think you might see if you can
+move the car, or do something useful?"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</a></span>
+ "Ruth, were you? Ruth, I say&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Jim, there's a car coming. All right, be
+quick. That will do. <i>There</i>, you old brute&mdash;now
+go and meet that car. Give me your
+hanky."</p>
+
+<p>Rainer reluctantly dodged round the farm
+cart, holding a side-lamp in his hand. The
+headache was forgotten, and the world seemed
+a remarkably pleasant place in spite of bruises
+and stiff joints. The car pulled up and a group
+of figures came towards him. "Hullo," said
+one, "what's all this?"</p>
+
+<p>Rainer recognised the speaker. "That you
+Deane?" he replied. "Three escaped Huns
+have attacked us. They've gone now. I was
+bringing despatches for the Wing-Commander,
+but they didn't get them. Miss Woodcote's in
+the car. She's smashed&mdash;the car, I mean&mdash;and
+she's had a blow on the head from a club."</p>
+
+<p>"Lord! Those are our men. They walked
+out to one of our machines at dusk just after
+it landed, but they ran when they were challenged.
+We're after them now."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</a></span>
+ "Well, they can't get far. One's groggy and
+one's lame. What about Miss Woodcote? She'll
+have to be sent home. She's got a nasty crack
+on the head."</p>
+
+<p>"We'll send her to Admiralty House in this
+lorry. Give me the despatches and you go back
+with her. I'm going to spread my men out and
+hunt the fields. They must have been after your
+car."</p>
+
+<p>Rainer walked back as the air-mechanics
+began to move the farm cart out of the road.
+"Ruth," he said, "we're going back on this
+lorry. I've handed the despatches over, and
+I'm going to take you home."</p>
+
+<p>"Only ten miles, Jim, and you expected forty,
+didn't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"I did, but I hoped to have kissed you all the
+last twenty of them, you little angel."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Jim, it looks a very dark lorry, doesn't
+it? But as for kissing me in the other car&mdash;&mdash;Well,
+you may have decided on the last twenty
+miles, but I had arranged for the last hundred
+yards up the drive. Why? You silly old thing.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</a></span>
+I can't do two things properly at once, and I
+made up my mind when we started I was not
+going to be kissed when I was driving. Carry
+me across carefully, Jim, dear. I'm feeling rather
+fragile now...."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</a></span></p>
+<h2>LOOKING AFT.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">I'm the donkey-man of a dingy tramp<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">They launched in 'Eighty-one,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rickety, old, and leaky too&mdash;but some o' the rivets are shining new<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Beneath our after-gun.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">An' she an' meself are off to sea<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">From out o' the breaker's hands,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' we laugh to find such an altered game, for devil a thing we found the same<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">When we came off the land.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">We used to carry a freight of trash<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">That younger ships would scorn,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But now we're running a decent trade&mdash;howitzer-shell and hand-grenade,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Or best Alberta corn.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</a></span>
+ <span class="i2">We used to sneak an' smouch along<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Wi' rusty side an' rails,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hoot an' bellow of liners proud&mdash;"Give us the room that we're allowed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Get out o' the track&mdash;the Mails!"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">We sometimes met&mdash;an' took their wash&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">The 'aughty ships o' war,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' we dips to them&mdash;an' they to us&mdash;an' on they went in a tearin' fuss,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">But now they count us more.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">For now we're "England's Hope and Pride"&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">The Mercantile Marine,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Bring us the goods and food we lack, because we're hungry, Merchant Jack"<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">(As often I have been).<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">"You're the man to save us now,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">We look to you to win;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Wot'd yer like? A rise o' pay? We'll give whatever you like to say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">But bring the cargoes in."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</a></span>
+ <span class="i2">An' here we are in the danger zone,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Wi' escorts all around,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Destroyers a-racing to and fro&mdash;"We will show you the way to go,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' guide you safe an' sound."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">"An' did you cross in a comfy way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Or did you have to run?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' is the patch on your hull we see the mark of a bump in 'Ninety-three,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Or the work of a German gun?"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">"We'll lead you now, and keep beside,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' call to all the Fleet,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Clear the road and sweep us in&mdash;he carries a freight we need to win,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">A golden load of wheat."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">Yes, we're the hope of England now,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And rank wi' the Navy too;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' all the papers speak us fair&mdash;"Nothing he will not lightly dare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Nothing he fears to do."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</a></span>
+ <span class="i2">"Be polite to Merchant Jack,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Who brings you in the meat,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For if he went on a striking lay, you'd have to go on your knees and pray,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">With never a bone to eat."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">But you can lay your papers down<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">An' set your fears aside,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For we will keep the ocean free&mdash;we o' the clean an' open sea&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">To break the German pride.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">We won't go canny or strike for pay,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Or say we need a rest;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But you get on wi' the blinkin' War&mdash;an' not so much o' your strikes ashore,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Or givin' the German best.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</a></span></p>
+<h2>GRIT.</h2>
+
+<p>The Captain of H.M. T.B.D. <i>Upavon</i> was in
+a bad humour. He had decided when he
+left harbour that this patrol was going to be
+an uninteresting one, as the area allotted to
+him covered no traffic lane, and was therefore
+unlikely to hold an enemy within its boundaries.
+The dulness of a blank horizon had
+continued to confirm him in his opinion since
+the patrol began. He spoke from his arm-chair
+as the First Lieutenant struggled into
+his oilskins preparatory to going on deck for
+the First Watch.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't care what courses you steer so long
+as you work along to the west'ard and keep
+the alterations logged. Beat across in twelve-mile
+tacks, and tell your relief to do the same.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</a></span>
+I'll be keeping the morning, and I'll turn
+round and work east at six. Got it?"</p>
+
+<p>The First Lieutenant intimated that he had
+"got it," and, pulling his sou'wester well down
+over his ears, passed out: he was none too
+cheerful at the moment himself. The rain
+had been beating down in heavy streams since
+dusk, and the long oily swell that had been
+with them since leaving harbour had, although
+it had not wetted their rails, made the steady
+rolling rather monotonous.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The big tramp steamer might have had a
+fighting chance if it had not been for the
+torpedo. It hit fairly abreast her bridge,
+and two boats at the port-davits broke to
+splinters above the explosion, while the wireless
+instruments developed defects that would
+have taken a week to cure. The Chief Mate
+never saw the periscope. The explosion, and
+the sight of a hard white line stretching away
+to port at right angles to their course, were
+impressed on his brain simultaneously. It
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</a></span>
+was a few seconds later when he rose shakily
+to his feet and mechanically set the engine-room
+telegraphs to "stop." As he did so, the
+Captain arrived with a rush on the bridge
+and released him from his post. He hurried
+below to examine the damage, and to fight,
+by every means possible to seamanship, the
+great Atlantic waters that he knew must by
+then be flooding nearly half the hold-space
+of the ship. Ships have reached harbour with
+worse damage than she had received, and she
+might have added another name to the list
+of tributes to good seamanship had not the
+enemy risen astern of them to complete his
+work. A shell hummed over them, skimming
+the tilted deck from two thousand yards
+away. The second shell arrived as the tramp's
+stern-gun fired, and the steamer quivered to
+a dull rumbling shock that told of a well-delayed
+fuse and a raking shot.</p>
+
+<p>The tramp's big propeller threshed along,
+half out of water, as her Captain rang down
+for speed with which to dodge and man&oelig;uvre;
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</a></span>
+but the vicious shells came steadily home into
+her, and it was a question only of whether
+the straining bulkheads forward would go
+before her stern was blown in. The stern-gun
+could hardly be depressed enough to get a
+clear view of its target, and Fritz knew it.
+The Chief Mate reckoned that it was about
+the twelfth shell that finished them. Following
+its explosion, he heard a noise that told
+him much,&mdash;a hissing, rushing sound of air
+from beneath his feet&mdash;the sigh of flooding
+holds.</p>
+
+<p>There was little time, but they did what
+they could. The gun's crew, wrestling with
+a refractory cartridge-box lid, hardly seemed
+to look up as the tramp sank, carrying them
+down as so many British seamen have gone
+down, intent only on the job in hand. In
+five minutes' time the ocean was clear again
+save for a half-dozen bobbing heads clustered
+round a small white upturned boat.</p>
+
+<p>The sea, that from the deck of the tramp
+had seemed to be only a long gentle swell,
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</a></span>
+now appeared tremendous and threatening.
+With a cable's length between their smooth
+crests the big hills came majestically on, giving
+the numbed survivors glimpses of the empty
+spaces of the sea at intervals before lowering
+them back to the broad dark valleys between.
+For a few minutes the men simply paddled
+their feet in silence as they clung with unnecessary
+strength to the life-lines, stem, and
+stern-posts of the capsized boat; then the
+Chief Mate called to two of them by name.
+He gave the white-bearded, semi-conscious
+figure he supported into their charge and
+commenced diving, or rather ducking down,
+under the gunwale. He was blue with cold
+and weariness before he gained his object&mdash;a
+heavy eighteen-foot ash oar. The other two
+men came to his assistance, and between them
+they succeeded in passing the oar-loom across
+and under the boat, and in working it about
+until it caught and held at the far side. It
+took the Chief Mate a ghastly quarter of an
+hour before he could climb to the swaying
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</a></span>
+keel, but once there he easily hauled the
+lighter of his assistants up beside him. With
+the other man steadying the loom in position,
+they swung their weight back on the painter
+clove-hitched to the bending blade. Time after
+time the oar slipped and had to be replaced,
+and on each failure the cramped workers
+panted and shivered a while before patiently
+setting to the task again. As they toiled, the
+send of the swell worked the boat broadside
+on, and suddenly as they threw back on the
+line she came sharply over, throwing them
+into the sea before they could clutch the
+rising gunwale with their hands. Followed
+an hour of heart-breaking baling with caps
+and hands, and then one by one the six came
+aboard&mdash;the old Captain, who in the face
+of active work was recovering consciousness,
+insisting on being at any rate one of the last
+three to leave the water.</p>
+
+<p>The Chief Mate collapsed at once across the
+after-thwart. He had been working with the
+strength of desperation, and the effort had
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</a></span>
+been great. The others knelt or sat on the
+thwarts, staring around them as they swung
+periodically on the crests of the waves in
+hungry desire for the sight of help. One man
+faced aft and began swearing, cursing the
+cold, the Germans, the war, and, in a curious
+twist of recollection, the ship's cook, who had
+died twenty minutes before, but who had done
+so suffering under the accusation of having
+stolen the swearer's sugar ration. The Captain
+rose, steadying himself by a hand on the
+gunwale: "Stop that swearing, you," he
+said; "lay aft here and rummage these lockers.
+You other hands, muster the gear in the boat
+and clear away the raffle. Mr Johnson, you
+and I will bail for an hour; the boat is
+leaking, and we'll take the first spell. We
+want warming, I think."</p>
+
+<p>The Chief Mate raised his head from against
+the thwart&mdash;"I can't bale, sir; let the men
+do it. I'm done."</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Johnson, I'm sixty-five years old and
+I'm going to bale, and I'm captain of this ship."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</a></span>
+ The Chief Mate clawed himself up to a
+kneeling position, and taking a sodden cap
+from the stern-sheets set feebly to work. As
+he went on he warmed a little, and the deadly
+feeling of despair began to leave him. The
+movements of men about him as they hunted
+for missing masts and oars roused him at
+length to an oath at a seaman who lurched
+against him.</p>
+
+<p>An hour later the dusk closed down, and
+with two men baling wearily the boat rose
+and fell to what was undoubtedly a threatening
+sea, tugging and jerking at her sea anchor.
+The other four crouched in the stern-sheets,
+huddled together to find warmth beneath the
+beating rain.</p>
+
+<p>"If the sail wasn't gone, sir, would you 'ave
+tried to make land?" A seaman spoke, his
+cheek against the Chief Mate's serge sleeve.</p>
+
+<p>"I would, Hanson; and if we had two sound
+oars, I'd use those too," said the old Captain.
+"But even like this, I'm not going to give in
+or stop trying."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</a></span>
+ One of the balers dropped his cap and leaned
+sideways across the stern-sheets. "Tell 'em
+the truth, sir," he said. "I know, and both
+you officers know. If we had sails and oars
+too and a fair wind, we couldn't make land
+under a week. We'll not live three days in
+this cold and on this ration, and there's no
+traffic here. For Gawd's sake stop shammin',
+an' let's take our medicine quiet."</p>
+
+<p>The Chief Mate swore and started to rise,
+but the Captain checked him. "One moment,
+Mr Johnson," he said, and turned to the
+ex-baler: "Listen now, my lad; it's not that
+you're afraid, it's just that you haven't got
+guts, that's your trouble. I'm an old man
+and I've got to die soon anyhow, so it oughtn't
+to matter to me. But I tell <i>you</i> that I'm
+going to work till I freeze stiff on this job,
+and I'll never stop trying if every one of you
+does. It's true, there isn't much chance for
+us, but there <i>is</i> a chance, and I won't let go
+of it. If we were told to come this route,
+it means some one else may be told to use it.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</a></span>
+There may be a ship just over the horizon
+now. I tell you, I don't want some one to
+pick me up drifting about and say, 'They
+haven't been dead an hour yet; if they'd used
+a bit more pluck they'd have pulled through.
+No, by God, the man that sank my ship thinks
+he's finished me, but as long as I can lift a
+hand I'll try to beat him. I'll sail ships yet
+in his dirty German teeth, and I'll take you
+with me in my fo'c'sle. Now get on and bale
+till your watch is up."</p>
+
+<p>The man reached forward to the floating
+cap and without a word continued to use it,
+ladling the icy water overside in pitifully
+small quantities. The white-bearded captain
+subsided again beside the Chief Mate.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The <i>Upavon</i> was still rolling heavily as her
+Captain came on the bridge for the morning
+watch. She rolled a little uneasily now, and
+there was a suspicion of a "top" to the seas
+as they lifted her. The Captain glowered at
+the crescent moon&mdash;having lost none of his
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</a></span>
+ill-humour in the night,&mdash;while the Sub-Lieutenant
+nervously turned over the watch to him.</p>
+
+<p>"And we're to turn east at six, and the
+First Lieutenant said to be careful to log all
+alterations&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The Captain dismissed him abruptly and
+turned away. As if he didn't know his own
+orders! Nice thing to be told them by a
+young cub like that! He would alter round
+just when he liked, of course. Damn the
+rain! He'd alter course now and run down
+before the wind. If those young beggars
+thought he was going to spend the next two
+hours facing the rain, they were very much
+mistaken. Why, when he'd been their age
+he'd faced more rain than they were ever
+likely to meet, so&mdash;he spoke an order, and
+the ship came slowly round through ten points
+of the compass.</p>
+
+<p>"Steady, now. How's her head? South?
+All right; put that in the log&mdash;time, four-twenty...."</p>
+
+<p>It was six-thirty, and the dawn and two
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</a></span>
+cups of cocoa had removed a good deal of the
+Captain's temper. He lit a cigarette and faced
+to windward to look at the coming weather.</p>
+
+<p>"M'm," he soliloquised; "and it's going to
+breeze up a bit too. There'll be some breaking
+seas by noon."</p>
+
+<p>As he was turning to continue his pacing
+of the bridge, he started and fumbled for his
+binoculars. He stared a while to windward,
+and then, without lowering the glasses, spoke&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Starboard fifteen, quartermaster.... Steady,
+now.... Steer for that white boat on the
+port bow,&mdash;see it?... <i>Messenger!</i> go down
+and tell the First Lieutenant I want him; and
+call the surgeon, too."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A MAXIM.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When the foe is pressing and the shells come down<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In a stream like maxim fire,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When the long grey ranks seem to thicken all the while,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And they stamp on the last of the wire,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When all along the line comes a whisper on the wind<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That you hear through the drumming of the guns:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"They are through over there and the right is in the air,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"And there isn't any end to the Huns."<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">Then keep along a-shooting till you can't shoot more,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And hit 'em with a shovel on the head.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Don't forget a lot of folk have beaten them before,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And a Hun'll never hurt you if he's dead.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If you're in a hole and your hopes begin to fail,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If you're in a losing fight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Think a bit of Jonah in the belly of the whale,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>'Cause-he-got-out-all-right</i>.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</a></span></p>
+<h2>FROM A FAR COUNTRY.</h2>
+
+<p>Announced by the jangling of the curtain that
+he had almost brought down with his heavy
+suit-case, a cheerful curly-haired officer entered
+noisily and dropped into one of the Wardroom
+arm-chairs. He stretched his legs out and,
+lighting a cigarette, leaned back luxuriously.</p>
+
+<p>"Well?" said a chorus of voices, "<i>well</i>&mdash;how's
+London?"</p>
+
+<p>The curly-haired one smiled reminiscently.
+"Still standing, still standing," he replied. "No
+place for you though, I'm afraid. You're none
+of you good-looking enough to pass as Yanks or
+Colonials."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, cut it out. Tell us what it's like. You
+know, you're the first one to go there from us
+for a year, and we want to know."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</a></span>
+ "What? all about it? All right; chuck a
+cup of tea across and I'll give you the special
+correspondent's sob-stuff. <i>Aah!</i> that's better;
+this train-travelling has given me a mouth like&mdash;I
+won't say what. Well, I'll try and tell you
+what I thought of it and the people that live
+there. I may say at once that they are civilised
+to the extent that they'll take English money
+without complaining about it, and&mdash;<i>all</i> right,
+I'll get on.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you know how I went off laden with
+meat and other cards till I was bulging, and how
+I reckoned to find people looking hungry at me
+as if they were reckoning what I'd boil down to
+in a stock-pot? Well, I've got all these cards
+still&mdash;didn't need 'em. I'd usually left them in
+my other coat when I got started on meals, and
+as they've got the trick of camouflaging fish and
+eggs till you don't know what you're eating, it
+wasn't worth hunting 'em out. All London seems
+to live on eggs, and where the deuce they all
+come from I don't know; they must be using
+up dumps of them. Oh, and another thing, I'd
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</a></span>
+forgotten that in London they don't grow electric
+lighters on every bulkhead, and it was lucky
+I had a few matches with me. The first day
+I was stopped by fellers wanting a light off my
+cigarette just three times in a dog-watch, but
+the other days I didn't get asked at all&mdash;I'd
+lost the country-cousin look, I s'pose. Men?
+Yes, there's a fair sprinkling there still, but
+nothing under forty, I should say. Yes, there
+seem to be crowds of women. Perhaps there are
+actually more, or it may be that the shortage
+of men makes 'em look more; but there do seem
+to be heaps of them. It just made me marvel,
+too, at the extraordinary lack of imagination
+the women have. They still wear devilish short
+skirts, and yet there isn't one in forty of 'em
+that has a foot and ankle that one could call
+it decent to show. You'd think they'd see one
+another's defects and get wise, but they don't.
+I suppose that now the secret's out about their
+legs, they reckon it's too late to hide the truth
+and they face it out; but I'm surprised the
+young ones don't camouflage themselves a bit
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</a></span>
+and get a fair start. Theatres? Yes; I went
+through the list, revues and all. I read Arnold
+Bennett's account of a music-hall&mdash;you know the
+book? Yes, I read it in the train going down.
+Well, I gathered from his description that things
+had flashed up a bit since the dear dead days
+of nineteen-sixteen, and that I would find myself
+in a hall of dazzling Eastern et-ceteras; but, my
+word! it was like tea at the Vicarage. I don't
+know what revue Arnold Bennett found, but I
+guess I missed it. It's true, I saw one perfectly
+<i>reckless</i> lieutenant drop a programme out of a
+box into the orchestra; but as the orchestra
+didn't notice it, and I doubt if the lieutenant
+did either, it could hardly be put down to riotous
+conduct induced by drink and sensual music.
+Oh, I noticed one thing&mdash;all the theatre programmes
+had directions printed as to what to
+do in case of air-raids during the performance.
+They had it printed small and sandwiched in
+between the <i>hats by Suzanne</i> and <i>dresses by Cox</i>
+announcements. I liked that. It was British
+and dignified. I'd like to have sent some copies
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</a></span>
+to Hindenburg. News? Yes, I heard a whole
+lot, but it was mostly denied in the papers
+next morning. It's a queer town for rumours.
+I think they all live too close together, and
+they get hysterical or something&mdash;like in that
+Frenchman's book, you know, the 'Psychology
+of Crowds,' or something like that. They weren't
+worrying much about the war, though. I stopped
+to look at the tape-messages in the club, and
+there was an eight-line chit on the board mentioning
+that the Hun was coming on like a gale
+o' wind towards Paris, while the rest of the board
+had eight full-length columns on the latest Old
+Bailey case, and there was another column
+coming through on the machine with a crowd
+waiting for more. No, I'm <i>not</i> trying to be
+cynical. I read 'em all, but I hadn't quite got
+the London sense of proportion in two days,
+and it worried me that there was no more war
+news coming.</p>
+
+<p>"Cost? Yes, <i>rather</i>. I've spent whole heaps
+of bullion, and I'll have to ask the Pay for an
+advance now. It's quite easy; you just exist
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</a></span>
+and the cash trickles off you. There's not so
+much of the old 'men in uniform free' or 'half-price
+to officers' going now. There aren't many
+civilians left, and I guess <i>they're</i> just taking in
+one another's washing. Everything that isn't
+a necessity is double price at least, and I believe
+the shopkeepers would like to make breathing
+a luxury too. On the whole, I'm glad I only
+had a few days there. The air's so foul, you
+know. Mixture of scent and petrol, I think.
+Oh but, by the way, I saw a hansom&mdash;a real
+hansom&mdash;in Regent Street. Quite a neat well-kept
+one, too. No, nothing new in the way of
+dresses. Just the same as nineteen-sixteen, as
+far as I could see. There may have been some
+good-looking faces among the thousands in the
+West-end streets, but they were cancelled by
+the awful legs underneath. I wonder they ever
+manage to get married. Well, I saw thousands
+of that kind of female&mdash;more than one ever
+saw before; but I met some others who squared
+things up in my mind. Ten hours a day and
+clean the car herself for one, and oxyacetyline
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</a></span>
+welding eight hours and overtime for another at
+two-five a week. Doing it to win the War, and
+not because they wanted to or liked it. Made
+me feel small to be on leave when I talked to
+'em. And then, as I was leaving the hotel, a
+whole crowd of Swiss porters and servants, that
+had been fairly coming the Field-Marshal over
+me for three days, came oiling round me for
+tips, and pocketed the cash without a word
+when they got it; and&mdash;and&mdash;while they were
+doing it, a Scotch corporal walked past the taxi
+with three wound-stripes on his arm and four
+notches on his bayonet hilt. It's all a bit too
+puzzling for me. As soon as I got settled in
+one impression, I'd get jolted out of it by
+another. Heigho! I'm not sorry to have gone
+there to look, and I'm not sorry to be back."
+He rose, and moving across the Wardroom,
+flung open the door of his tiny cabin and passed
+in. His voice sounded hollow through the thin
+partition. "Hi! outside there&mdash;some shaving
+water <i>eck dum</i>," and then a contented murmur&mdash;"Lord!
+but it's good to be home again."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_279" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE CRISIS.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When the Spartan heroes tried<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">To hold the broken gate,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When&mdash;roaring like the rising tide&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Persian horsemen charged and died<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">In foaming waves of hate.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When with armour hacked and torn<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">They gripped their shields of brass,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And hailed the gods that light the morn<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With battle-cry of hope forlorn,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">"We shall not let them pass."<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">While they combed their hair for death<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Before the Persian line,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They spoke awhile with easy breath,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"What think ye the Athenian saith<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">In Athens as they dine?"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_280" id="Page_280">[Pg 280]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">"Doth he repent that we alone<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Are here to hold the way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That he must reap what he hath sown&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That only valour may atone<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">The fault of yesterday?"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Is he content that thou and I&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Three hundred men in line&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Should show him thus how man may try<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To stay the foemen passing by<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">To Athens, where they dine?"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Ah! now the clashing cymbal rings,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">The mighty host is nigh;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Let Athens talk of passing things&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But here, three hundred Spartan kings<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shall greet the fame the Persian brings<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">To men about to die."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A SEA CHANTY.</h2>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">There's a whistle of the wind in the rigging overhead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">And the tune is as plain as can be.<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">"Hey! down below there. D'you know it's going to blow there,<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">All across the cold North Sea?"<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And along comes the gale from the locker in the North<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">By the Storm-King's hand set free,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">And the wind and the snow and the sleet come forth,<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">Let loose to the cold North Sea.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Tumble out the oilskins, the seas are running white,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">There's a wet watch due for me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">For we're heading to the east, and a long wet night<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">As we drive at the cold North Sea.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">See the water foaming as the waves go by<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Like the tide on the sands of Dee;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Hear the gale a-piping in the halliards high<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">To the tune of the cold North Sea.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">See how she's meeting them, plunging all the while,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Till I'm wet to the sea-boot knee;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">See how she's beating them&mdash;twenty to the mile&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">The waves of the cold North Sea.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Right across from Helgoland to meet the English coast,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Lie better than the likes of we,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Men that lived in many ways, but went to join the host<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">That are buried by the cold North Sea.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Rig along the life-lines, double-stay the rails,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Lest the Storm-King call for a fee;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">For if any man should slip, through the rolling of the ship,<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">He'd be lost in the cold North Sea.<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</a></span>
+ <span class="i0">We are heading to the gale, and the driving of the sleet,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">And we're far to the east of Three.<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Hey! you German sailormen, here's the British Fleet<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">Waiting in the cold North Sea.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE WAR OF ATTRITION.</h2>
+
+<p>A wonderfully deep-blue sea stretched away
+to meet a light-blue sky, which was dotted with
+soft wool-like patches of cloud. There was a
+slight smooth swell from the south-west, and
+the air was cool and salt-laden. Looking from
+the conning-tower the hull of the boat could be
+clearly seen as she rose and fell to the waves,
+the sunlight flashing back steel-blue from her
+grey side six feet below the surface. It was a
+day that showed the sea at its best&mdash;a high
+Northern latitude in June, and a high barometer
+producing conditions under which it seemed to
+be a shame to be at war.</p>
+
+<p>There were two men on the submarine's conning-tower.
+The smaller of the two was her
+captain, a fair-haired man with a Prussian
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</a></span>
+name which seemed hardly to fit in with his
+Norse features. The other man hailed from
+Bavaria&mdash;a tall, thin, large-headed individual,
+with wide-set eyes and a nose and lower lip
+that hinted of Semitic ancestry. The big
+U-boat jogged along at half speed, beating up
+and down in erratic courses&mdash;keeping always
+to a water area of perhaps ten miles square.</p>
+
+<p>The two officers leaned against a rail, their
+heads and shoulders twisting and turning continuously
+as they watched the distant horizon.
+Each carried heavy Zeiss glasses slung round the
+neck, and from time to time one of them would
+search carefully the western sea and sky, his
+doing so invariably infecting his companion
+into doing the same. The U-boat was running
+with a little less than half her normal cruising
+buoyancy&mdash;for speed of diving and not surface
+speed was the important qualification for her
+for that day. From the open conning-tower lid
+came the dull hum of the engines; while as the
+boat rolled, a shaft of sunlight, shining down
+the tower itself, sent a circle of yellow light
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</a></span>
+swinging slowly from side to side across the
+deck beneath the eye-piece of the periscope.</p>
+
+<p>"Is it a big convoy this time, sir?" The
+First Lieutenant spoke without checking his
+continual twisting and turning as he glanced at
+every point of the skyline in turn.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it is a big convoy. But there is no
+doubt of their course or their speed. We shall
+be among them before the sunset."</p>
+
+<p>"You would not then dive now? That is, if
+you are sure&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I do not dive till I am sure. And also we
+will want all the battery power we have before
+the dark. Did I not say it was a big convoy?"</p>
+
+<p>"You think there will be a big escort?"</p>
+
+<p>"We will see. I know it will be an escort I
+do not like to take a chance with."</p>
+
+<p>The Lieutenant fidgeted awhile, his glasses at
+his eyes. His Captain looked at his profile and
+at the glint of perspiration on the slightly shaking
+hands, and yawned. His face, as he swung
+round again to scan the horizon astern, looked
+bored and perhaps a little lonely. A submarine
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</a></span>
+is a small ship in which to coop up incompatible
+natures, and the terrible losses of personnel in
+the Imperial submarine service had sadly reduced
+the standard of officers. He felt sometimes
+as if he were an anachronism, an officer of
+nineteen-fourteen who had miraculously lasted
+four years. He felt that it had been only the
+fact that a misdemeanour had caused him to be
+driven forth to the big ships for two years that
+had saved him from sharing the unknown fate
+of his contemporaries. Well, he reflected, it was
+only a matter of time before he would join them.
+The law of averages was stronger than his luck,
+wonderful though the latter had been. He extracted
+a cigar from his case and reached out
+a hand to take his subordinate's proffered matchbox.
+As he did so he glanced again at his companion's
+face, and a sudden feeling of understanding,
+and perhaps a touch of compassion,
+made him ask&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Müller? You have something that
+worries you. What is it, then?"</p>
+
+<p>The First Lieutenant turned and took a careful
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</a></span>
+glance round the circle of empty ocean. Then
+his speech came with a rush&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I want to know what you think, sir. You
+don't seem to worry about it. I know you can
+do nothing more&mdash;that one can only do one's
+work as best one can and all that&mdash;but I still
+feel restless. How is it going to end? We are
+winning? Yes&mdash;oh yes, we are winning, but
+we have done that four years, and how far have
+we got? Before I came into submarines I believed
+all they told us, but now I know that we
+are not strangling England at sea, and that we
+never can now. What are we going to do next?
+Is it to go on and on until we have no boats left?
+Gott! I want to do something that will frighten
+them&mdash;something that will make them understand
+what we are&mdash;something that will make
+them scream for pity." He paused, gulped, and
+stared again out to the westward. The Captain
+straightened himself up against the rail and
+stretched his arms out in another prodigious
+yawn.</p>
+
+<p>"My good Müller," he said, "you cannot carry
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_289" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</a></span>
+the cares of Germany on your back. Leave that
+to the Chancellor. One can be sufficiently
+patriotic by doing one's work and not asking
+questions that others cannot answer. As to the
+submarine war&mdash;well, blame the men who would
+not let the Emperor have his way, that hindered
+him when he would have built an equal fleet to
+the English. I do not mean the Socialists&mdash;I
+mean others as well. I mean men who grudged
+money for the Navy because they wanted it for
+the Army. Curse the Army! If we had had
+a big fleet we would have won the war in a
+year, but now&mdash;ach! Look now, Müller&mdash;you
+have read Lichnowsky's Memoirs? Yes, I know
+you are not allowed to, but I know you have.
+Now I say that what he says at the end is
+true,&mdash;that the Anglo-Saxon race is going to rule
+the West and the sea, that we shall only rule
+Middle Europe, and we were <i>fools</i> to play for
+Middle Europe when we might have had the
+sea. We would now give all the Russias and
+Rumania and all our gains just for Gibraltar
+and Bermuda, for if we had those stations all
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_290" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</a></span>
+the rest would come to us. We fight now for
+our honour, but if it were not for that&mdash;and that
+is everything&mdash;we would give our enemies good
+terms."</p>
+
+<p>"But if that is true&mdash;if we can gain no more&mdash;we
+have lost the war!"</p>
+
+<p>The Captain shrugged. "We will have won
+what we do not want, and lost all that we do;
+but we shall have won, I suppose. It depends
+on our diplomatists. If we can get but a few
+coaling-stations we shall have won, for it would
+all come to us when we were ready again. But
+you will not gain a victory by a great stroke
+as you say you wish, Müller. The war is too
+big now for single strokes, and the English
+will not scream for mercy now because of
+frightfulness. They are angry, and they hate
+us now."</p>
+
+<p>"But you yourself have sunk a liner, and you
+showed them as she sank that the orders of
+Germany must be obeyed."</p>
+
+<p>The Captain's face did not alter at all. "I did
+do so, and I would do so again. My honour is
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_291" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</a></span>
+clear, because I obeyed my orders. Would you
+have dared to question?"</p>
+
+<p>"No&mdash;by God! and I would do it gladly."
+The Lieutenant's face worked, and he scowled
+as he glanced astern. "I would wish that every
+ship of every convoy carried women."</p>
+
+<p>The Captain laughed almost genially. "It is
+easy to see you are not a Prussian," he said. "It
+does not matter whether you like or dislike a
+thing. All that counts is whether or not it is
+to the advantage of the State. So the Roman
+World-Empire was made. Myself, I doubt if
+killing women pays us; there is this talk now
+of the boycott of Germany after the war. They
+add time to the boycott for every time we fire
+on ships that are helpless, and the boycott is to
+be by sailors. I would laugh at such a threat
+if it was from any others, but sailors are not
+to be laughed at. They are likely to mean what
+they say. It is as I said: if we had fought to
+the West and to the sea, no man would have
+dared to threaten us with a sea-boycott now."</p>
+
+<p>"But even with our small Navy we have held
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_292" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</a></span>
+the English checked. It is not our Navy that
+is lacking. What is it, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"It <i>is</i> the Navy. It should have been as
+big as the English Fleet. And the men&mdash;Gott!
+Müller. I tell you, if we had done the Zeebrugge
+attack ourselves, and I had been there, I would
+feel that my honour and the Navy's honour was
+safe, that we could stop and make peace. I
+would be proud to die on such a service, and I
+envy the Englishmen we buried when it was
+over."</p>
+
+<p>"But this is&mdash;Herr Capitan, you talk as if you
+were an Englander&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The Captain whirled on him, his eyes sparkling
+dangerously. "<i>Dummkopf!</i>" he said. "Report
+me if you like. I hate the English and I love
+my Fatherland, but report me if you like. Ach!
+You may report me in Hell, too; for I know&mdash;I
+know&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>He stopped suddenly and tilted back his
+head to listen. The First Lieutenant shrank
+back from him, his mouth open and his hands
+feeling for the periscope support. A faint
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_293" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</a></span>
+murmur of sound came down wind from the
+fleecy cloud-banks to the west. The Captain
+jumped to the opening of the conning-tower
+and stood, impatient and anxious by the lip,
+until his lieutenant had slipped and scrambled
+half-way down the ladder.</p>
+
+<p>Then he jumped down himself, pulling the
+lid to after him. Simultaneously there came
+a rush and roar of air from venting tanks,
+the stem of the boat rose very slightly as her
+bow-gun went under, and in twenty seconds
+the submarine was gone, and the bubbles and
+foam of her passage were fading into the
+level blue of the empty sea. A minute later
+she showed a foot of periscope a cable's length
+away, and a small airship topped the western
+horizon and came slowly along towards her.
+The periscope vanished again, and forty feet
+below the surface the captain watched a gauge
+needle beside the periscope creep round its
+dial inch by inch till it quivered and steadied
+at the forty-metre mark.</p>
+
+<p>"Diving hands only. Fall out the rest.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_294" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</a></span>
+Remain near your stations. Lower the periscope."
+The First Lieutenant barked out a
+repetition of each order as the Captain spoke.
+There was a shuffling of feet, some guttural
+conversation that spoke of a flicker of curiosity
+among the men of the crew, and then all was
+quiet but for the hum of motors and the
+occasional rattle of gearing as the hydroplane
+wheels were moved. The Captain moved
+forward to the wardroom, removing his scarf
+and heavy pilot-cloth coat as he walked.
+"Order some food, Müller," he said. "I'm
+hungry&mdash;that airship was farther ahead of
+them than usual." He threw himself down
+in a long folding-chair and stretched out his
+sea-booted legs. "I won't come up to look
+now until I hear them. Relieve the listeners
+every half-hour, Müller. I want to have good
+warning. We should hear a big convoy like
+this at twenty miles to-day." The curtain rings
+clashed and a seaman spoke excitedly
+as he entered. The Captain nodded and
+reached out to the table for his coffee-cup.
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_295" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</a></span>
+"Just the bearing we expected," he said, "but
+if they sound as faint as he says there's time
+to get something to eat first."</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>It was a big new standard ship which drew
+the unlucky card in the game of "browning
+shots." The torpedo hit her well forward,
+its tell-tale track being unperceived in the
+slight running swell until too late. A big
+bubble of water rose abreast the break of the
+forecastle till it reached deck-level, then it
+broke and flung a column of spray, black
+smoke, and fragments skyward. As the ship
+cleared the smoke-haze, she was obviously
+down by the head and steering wildly. Two
+auxiliary patrol vessels closed on her at full
+speed, and the nearest freighter increased speed
+and cut in ahead of her in readiness either
+to tow or screen. The torpedoed ship, after
+yawing vaguely for a few minutes, steadied
+back to the convoy's course, slowing her
+engines till she only just retained steerage
+way. There was a rapid exchange of signals
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_296" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</a></span>
+between her and the escort vessels, and then
+an R.N. Commander on an adjacent bridge
+gave a sigh of relief. "Good man that," he
+said. "We'll have him in dry dock to-morrow.
+It hasn't flurried him a bit, and I like his
+nerve."</p>
+
+<p>The explosion had caused more than the
+salvage vessels to leap into activity. The
+white track of the torpedo showed clearly
+after it had gone home, and the first to take
+action was a tramp, across whose bows the
+track passed. The tramp was a ship of the
+early 'nineties, and her full speed was at the
+most nine knots, but her skipper at once
+jammed her helm hard over to steer along
+the torpedo-wake with a somewhat optimistic
+hope of ramming. Two destroyers and an
+armed auxiliary did the same thing, with the
+result that the tramp skipper found himself
+suddenly in the cross-wash of the warships
+as they passed him at a few yards' distance
+at twenty knots. Somebody on the bridge
+of one of them screamed a profane warning
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_297" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</a></span>
+at him through a megaphone, and the skipper,
+after a hurried glance at the quivering destroyers'
+sterns, jumped to the telegraph and
+stopped his engines. A couple of seconds
+later his ship shook to a great detonation, and
+a mighty column of water rose and broke
+close ahead of him. He starboarded his helm
+and swung round after the rest of the convoy,
+his ship shaking to successive explosions as
+more escorting vessels arrived at the spot
+where he had turned.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>As his torpedoes left the tubes the U-boat
+captain barked out an order. The attack had
+been fairly simple, but his hardest problem
+was only beginning. The boat's bow dipped
+sharply in answer to the tilted hydroplanes,
+and she began her long slide down to the two-hundred-foot
+mark. She had got to fifty
+before a sound like a great hammer striking
+the hull told them of a successful torpedo-run.
+The Captain looked up from his watch and
+smiled. A moment later he was watching
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_298" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</a></span>
+the gauges with a grave and impassive face.
+He knew that the fact of his torpedo hitting
+would mean greater difficulty for him in the
+next few hours than he would have known
+had he missed altogether. At a hundred feet
+the first depth-charge exploded, smashing
+gauge-glasses, electric lamps, and throwing a
+couple of men off their feet. The boat rocked
+and rolled under the shock, while orders were
+roared through voice-pipes for more emergency
+lights to be switched on. More charges exploded
+as the boat slid downwards, but each
+charge was farther away than the last. The
+half-light of the hand-lamps round the periscope
+showed the source of a sound of pouring
+waters&mdash;two rivets had been blown right out
+of the inner hull close before the conning-tower.
+The Captain shouted orders, and the submarine
+levelled off her angle and checked at the fifty-metre
+line, while two men began frantically
+to break away the woodwork which stretched
+overhead and prevented the rivet-holes being
+plugged. At that depth the water poured in
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_299" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</a></span>
+through the holes in solid bars, hitting the
+deck, bouncing back and spreading everywhere
+in a heavy spray which drenched circuits and
+wires.</p>
+
+<p>"Müller! where the devil are you? Start the
+pumps&mdash;I can't help it if they hear us. Start
+the pumps, fool!"</p>
+
+<p>"But you will come up? You will&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Schweinhund! Gehorsamkeit!</i> Go!"</p>
+
+<p>The pumps began to stamp and clatter as
+they drove the entering water out again, but
+above the noise of the pumps the Captain could
+hear the roaring note of propellers rushing far
+overhead. If it had not been for those infernal
+rivets, he thought, he would have been at three
+hundred feet by now, but he could not risk the
+extra wetting which a pressure of a hundred
+and thirty pounds to the inch on the entering
+water would give to his circuits. The weight
+of extra water in the bilges was nothing&mdash;he
+could deal with that&mdash;though the thought of
+the six hundred odd fathoms of water between
+him and the bottom was a thing to remember
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_300" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</a></span>
+anxiously in case of his getting negative buoyancy;
+but if this continual spray of salt water
+reached his motor circuits it would be fatal.
+He cursed the men who were vainly trying to
+block the rivet-holes with wood wedges, and
+jumping on the periscope table he tried to guide
+the end of a short plank&mdash;intended as a baffle-plate&mdash;across
+the stream. As he stood working,
+a terrific concussion shook the U-boat from stem
+to stern. The bows rose till men began to slip
+aft down the wet deck, and from aft came a
+succession of cries and shouted orders, "Close all
+doors! the after-hatch is falling in&mdash;Come up
+and surrender&mdash;Lass uns heraus!" The Captain
+rose from the deck beneath the eye-piece, shaky
+from his fall from the table. He hardly dared
+look at the gauge, but he kept his head and
+his wits as he gave his orders. With the
+motors roaring round at their utmost power
+and an angle up by the bow of some fifteen
+degrees, the U-boat held her own, and as tank
+after tank was blown empty, she slowly gained
+on the depth gauge and began to climb. As
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</a></span>
+she rose, she was shaken again and again by
+the powerful depth-charges that were being
+dropped on the broken water left by the air-bubble
+from her after compartment&mdash;a surface-mark
+now a quarter of a mile astern.</p>
+
+<p>Beneath the conning-tower more and more
+men were gathering, some calm, some white,
+trembling, and voluble. The boat broke surface
+with her stem and half her conning-tower showing,
+then levelled a little and tore along with
+the waves foaming round her conning-tower
+and bridge. From inside they could clearly
+hear the shells that greeted her, and in a
+moment there was a rush of men up the ladder.
+Among the first few the Captain saw his First
+Lieutenant's legs vanish upwards, and at the
+sight a sneering smile showed on his sunburnt
+face. The first man to open the lid died as he
+did so, for a four-inch shell removed the top of
+the conning-tower before he was clear of it.
+The escort was taking no chances as to whether
+the boat's appearance on the surface was intentional
+or accidental, and they were making
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[Pg 302]</a></span>
+the water for a hundred yards around her
+fairly boil with bursting shell. As the boat
+tore ahead, holding herself up on her angle and
+her speed, a few men struggled out of her one
+by one past the torn body of the first man to
+get out. Two of them leaped instantly overboard,
+but the next clawed his way up to a
+rail, and while others scrambled and fought
+their way overside, and shells crashed and
+burst below and around him on water and
+conning-tower casing, he stood upright a moment
+with arms raised high above his head. At the
+signal the firing ceased as if a switch had been
+turned by a single hand, and he subsided in a
+huddled heap on the bridge as the riddled submarine
+ran under. Down below the Captain
+still smiled, leaning with his elbows on the
+periscope training-handles and watching the
+hurrying men at the ladder's foot, until the
+great rush of water and men, that showed that
+the end had come, swept him aft and away
+across the border-line of sleep.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_303" id="Page_303">[Pg 303]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THROUGH AN ADMIRALTY<br />
+WINDOW.</h2>
+
+<p>The room was exactly the same as any room
+in any Government building, except that the
+Naval observer would have at once noticed one
+fact&mdash;that the furniture was of the unchanging
+Admiralty pattern. The roll-top desk, the
+chairs, and even the lamp-shades, would have
+been to him familiar friends. They were
+certainly familiar to the Post-Captain who sat
+at the desk. Captain Henry Ranson had been
+a noted Commander before his retirement&mdash;a
+man of whom many tales, both true and
+apocryphal, still circulated when Senior Officers
+of the Fleet forgathered at the lunch intervals
+of Courts-Martial and Inquiries. He had little
+opportunity in his present War appointment to
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_304" id="Page_304">[Pg 304]</a></span>
+display any of the characteristics on which his
+Sagas had been based, for neither seamanship,
+daring, or, well&mdash;Independent Initiative, were
+quite in keeping with the routine of an
+Admiralty Office.</p>
+
+<p>To-day he was feeling the claustrophobia of
+London more acutely than usual. The sun was
+shining through the big window across the
+room, and he wanted to rise and look out at
+the blue sky and white cloud-tufts that he
+knew to be showing over the buildings across
+the Horse Guards Parade. His desk gave him
+no view through the window&mdash;he knew the
+weakness of his powers of concentration on his
+eternal paper work too well to have allowed
+himself such a distraction; but as the door
+opened to admit his clerk&mdash;a firm and earnest
+civilian with the zeal of monastic officialdom
+shining through his spectacles&mdash;he rose
+abruptly and moved out into the sunlight
+glare.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, Collins? What is it?"</p>
+
+<p>"A small matter, sir, which is not quite in
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_305" id="Page_305">[Pg 305]</a></span>
+order. If you will glance through this you
+will no doubt agree with me."</p>
+
+<p>The Captain took the sheets from the clerk's
+outstretched hand and moved a little away from
+the glaring light to read.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;I have the honour to bring to your
+notice the conduct of Skipper A. P. Marsh, of
+the Admiralty tug <i>Annie Laurie</i>, on the 22nd-23rd
+November 1917, and I beg to recommend
+him for decoration in view of the following
+facts:&mdash;</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>On November 21st, 1917, the steamer
+<i>Makalaka</i>, homeward bound with corn, was
+shelled by a U-boat when near the Irish coast.
+The enemy was dealt with by a patrol in the
+vicinity, but the <i>Makalaka</i>, proceeding east at
+full speed in accordance with instructions, was
+thrown out of her reckoning by a damaged
+compass, and found herself at dusk on a lee
+shore off the Galway coast, with her shaft
+broken (a result of shell damage which had not
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_306" id="Page_306">[Pg 306]</a></span>
+been realised to be serious at the time it was
+incurred). Skipper Marsh, seeing her flares
+from his patrol to seaward, most gallantly closed
+her and took her in tow in a rising N.W. gale.
+In view of the probability of the attempt to
+tow failing, the crew of the <i>Makalaka</i> were
+taken aboard the tug, but the towing was continued
+through a full gale lasting twenty-four
+hours until the ship was out of danger.&mdash;I
+have the honour to be, sir, &amp;c.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>The Post-Captain folded the letter carefully
+and placed it on his desk. The clerk retrieved
+it, and moved towards the door. The Captain
+turned, "What are you going to do with that,
+Collins?"</p>
+
+<p>"I take it that it needs only the usual reply,
+sir&mdash;that this is not approved&mdash;with a reference
+to the regulation bearing on the case."</p>
+
+<p>"Why not approved, Collins?"</p>
+
+<p>The clerk was shocked, and his tone showed
+it. "Because that decoration is for gallant
+action in face of the enemy, and this case does
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_307" id="Page_307">[Pg 307]</a></span>
+not come within its scope. In any case the
+man will get salvage." [The Captain made an
+impatient gesture.] "If the Royal Humane
+Society care to&mdash;&mdash;" he stopped, because the
+Captain had walked to the window, and, in
+obvious inattention to the speaker, was staring
+out across the wide Horse Guards and far
+beyond the fleecy clouds that drifted across the
+sky over the great sea of buildings that hemmed
+him in.</p>
+
+<p>Captain Ranson had gone on a journey&mdash;back
+through forty years of time, and across eighty-one
+degrees of longitude.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>He ran up the gangway, straightened his
+helmet and dirk-belt, and approached the Commander,
+who, a tall dark-featured figure, was
+standing looking down on the boat as she rose
+and fell alongside to the gentle heave of the
+Indian Ocean&mdash;"Second cutter manned, sir."</p>
+
+<p>The Commander turned and looked the boy
+over beneath his heavy eyebrows. "When are
+you going to set up a new port shroud?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_308" id="Page_308">[Pg 308]</a></span>
+ The Midshipman fingered the seam of his
+trousers, and looked carefully at the buttons on
+the Commander's tunic&mdash;"I thought, sir, that is,
+we've got a new shroud all fitted, but I thought&mdash;the
+coxswain said, sir&mdash;that the old one would
+do for to-day as the wind's nothing...."</p>
+
+<p>The barometric indications of the Commander's
+eyes showed threatening weather. He took the
+boy's arm in the grasp of a heavy hand and
+led him to the rail abreast the swinging mastheads
+of the boat.</p>
+
+<p>"Now listen, young gentleman," he said.
+"What the coxswain said isn't evidence. It's
+<i>you</i> that command that boat, and <i>you</i> that
+will handle and command her. Don't talk to
+me again as if you were a schoolboy." The
+Midshipman shivered and squinted cautiously
+up to see if the storm-signals were still in
+evidence. The dark stern eyes were looking
+down at him in a way that made him feel as
+if he was some luckless worm that had unhappily
+bored its way up into the publicity of
+an aviary. The Commander moved his hand
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_309" id="Page_309">[Pg 309]</a></span>
+and turned the boy to face him. "Now, you
+remember this, young gentleman, only seamen
+come through gales safely&mdash;it's the fools that
+go to sea with rusty shrouds and weak rigging.
+And if you're to be a seaman you must never
+go to sea, even in a flat calm, unless your ship
+is ready for a gale of wind. Do you understand
+me?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Then don't forget it, or I'll have you beaten
+till you grow corns. Now shove off, and pull
+away three cables on the port bow, drop your
+anchor on the shoal, and fit that new shroud.
+Remain there till the ship has got under way,
+done her night-firing, and signalled you to carry
+on. You will then close and weigh the target
+moorings, having the target ready for hoisting
+when the ship comes back to you. Do you
+understand?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"What have you got on your anchor?"</p>
+
+<p>"A hundred and twenty fathom, sir&mdash;of four-inch."
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_310" id="Page_310">[Pg 310]</a></span>
+"That is enough&mdash;there is thirty fathom on
+the shoal&mdash;Carry on!"</p>
+
+<p>The Midshipman ran down the gangway, and,
+jumping into the cutter, "Carried on." The
+Commander was an officer of whom the boat-midshipmen
+stood in awe, and they were
+always thankful when the ordeal of reporting
+a possibly unready boat to him as "ready"
+was over.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The last shot kicked up a yellow fountain of
+spray in the glare of the searchlight, and
+ricochetted, humming, over the target and on
+towards Malaya. A rocket sailed up from the
+distant ship&mdash;the searchlight flickered out a
+couple of Morse signs and went out, and in the
+velvety darkness of a tropic night the hands
+went forward in the cutter to weigh the anchor,
+the process of "shortening-in" having been accomplished
+a full hour ago. As the Midshipman
+stood up to superintend the operation, he saw a
+queer white line spreading and brightening along
+the horizon to the westward. A dash of rain
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_311" id="Page_311">[Pg 311]</a></span>
+struck his face, and a little gust of wind
+moaned past him. The crew looked up from
+their work to wonder, and in a matter of
+seconds the squall was on them. The wet
+hawser slipped and raced out, the hands jumping
+aft to get clear of the leaping turns as the
+cutter swung and drew hard on her anchor to
+the pressure of a tremendous wind. The white
+line rushed down on them, and showed as a
+turmoil of frothing sea, beaten flat by the wind
+into a sheet of phosphorescence veiled by low-flying
+spray. For a few minutes they crouched
+and endured the sudden cold and wet, then a
+yaw of the boat sent the bowmen forward with
+suspicion in their minds. "Up and down, sir&mdash;anchor's
+aweigh," came the report, in a voice
+that started as a roar, but reached the Midshipman
+aft as a faint high wail. The Midshipman
+faced round to leeward, and thought
+hard. He had been anchored on the only
+possible shoal, and once driven off that there
+was no holding-ground till he should reach the
+edge of the surf off Trincomalee, twenty miles
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_312" id="Page_312">[Pg 312]</a></span>
+away&mdash;all between being chartered as "Five
+hundred and no bottom." He called to the
+coxswain and clawed his way forward, picking
+up men by name as he passed them. They hove
+up their anchor, secured mainsail, awning, and
+mainmast in a dreadful tangle of rope and canvas
+to the anchor-ring&mdash;hitched an outlying corner
+of the tangle to a bight far up the hawser, and
+threw all over the bows. The cutter steadied
+head to wind, and the hands moved aft to raise
+the bow and protect themselves against the
+steady driving of the spray.</p>
+
+<p>The Midshipman lay across the backboard,
+staring out to the port-quarter. Through the
+white haze he could see, at regular intervals, a
+quick-flashing gleam of yellow light. He knew
+what it was, and it did not comfort him. It was
+all he could see of the twenty-thousand candlepower
+of Foul Point Light, and although it was
+not getting much clearer it was certainly "drawing"
+from aft forward. He had the rough lie
+of the coast in his head, and he was just realising
+two things&mdash;first, that in spite of the sea
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_313" id="Page_313">[Pg 313]</a></span>
+anchor he was being blown to leeward and
+ashore at an incredible rate; and second, that
+if he could not round Foul Point across the
+wind, he was going to be food for the big surf-sharks
+before the morning.</p>
+
+<p>He roused the crew again, and set them to the
+oars. Before half the oars were out he had
+realised the futility of the effort, and was trying
+to get them back without further damage. He
+corrected his error with the loss of four oars
+and several feet of the cutter's gunwale&mdash;broken
+off when the wind tore the long ash oars away.
+As he remembered later, it was at this point
+that Foul Point Light began to show clearly
+through the spray, and that his coxswain began
+to sing an interminable hymn in the stern-sheets,
+and that the dark-faced Celtic stroke-oar, a man
+who had the reputation of being the worst
+character in all the ship, took over the helpless
+coxswain's duty. The Midshipman was
+staring fascinated at the swinging beam of light
+that was beating on them from the sand-spit
+broad on the quarter, when the stroke-oar's
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_314" id="Page_314">[Pg 314]</a></span>
+voice in his ear changed him from a boy to an
+officer&mdash;"What'll you do now, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>The question was answered on the instant&mdash;"All
+hands, up masts and sails. Close-reef both,
+and pass the hawser aft. Lash out now, lads,
+and get down to it."</p>
+
+<p>That twenty-minute evolution, by the light of
+a hurricane-lamp, was a nightmare. The mainsail
+and mainmast were all snarled up in miscellaneous
+turns of roping. The hawser was wet
+and cold, and seemed fifty times its original
+length, but the work was done. He had felt
+that no shroud, however new, would stand the
+strain he was going to put on the masts, and
+though the men cursed and swore at the delay
+and toil involved, he got what he wanted from
+them. One at a time the masts were hove up
+and clamped in position against the half-solid
+wind&mdash;the hawser, cut to length, clove-hitched
+round each masthead, and frapped clear round
+the cutter, with the whole hove taut with
+"Spanish Windlasses," till his clumsy hemp
+shrouds were braced to the strain. Then he
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_315" id="Page_315">[Pg 315]</a></span>
+braced himself by a glance at the light, swinging
+well over their heads now that they were
+close enough in to feel the first lift and heave
+of the outer surf, and yelled an order. The foresail
+rose, clattered furiously a moment against
+the mast, and then filled with a bang. "<i>Set
+mainsail!</i>" The cutter heeled over till her lee
+gunwale dipped&mdash;the masts bent and creaked,
+and the old boat went tearing into the wind
+on the best and last sail of her varied life. The
+Midshipman and the stroke-oar clung to the long
+tiller that was curved like a fishing-rod under
+the strain. There were no gusts or variations
+in the wind: it beat solidly against the canvas,
+heeling the cutter to the verge of capsizing, and
+driving her through the water at steamer speed.
+The leeway was extraordinarily great&mdash;the boat
+going sideways almost as fast as she went ahead;
+but that leeway saved her from going over.
+They cut through the outer surf off the point,
+the boat leaking from the sprung keel to the
+opened seams where the frapping hawser-turns
+bit into her thin sides&mdash;the crew baling furiously
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_316" id="Page_316">[Pg 316]</a></span>
+to keep their minds from the expectation of a
+great crash that would tell of a mast tearing its
+heel up and out through the weather side. It
+lasted for barely half an hour, but the arm-weary
+Midshipman felt as if it had been a four-hour
+watch. As the light drew aft, he eased his sheets
+and swung up the channel, still at racing speed,
+but safely bound for harbour. His memories in
+after years of the next few hours were vague
+and clouded by sleep. He remembered the sun
+rising as they drew in towards the silent white-walled
+dockyard; the <i>swish</i> of sand under the
+keel as he ran her hard up the boat-camber
+beach, and nothing more, till he woke to see the
+dreaded Commander&mdash;a tall white-clad figure&mdash;standing
+over him, looking with keen appraising
+eyes at the mass of hawser-turns that swathed
+boat and masts, and at the bodies of the snoring
+crew that lay on the hot sand around her.</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The Clerk fidgeted. He had been kept waiting
+for a matter of seconds, and he did not like it.
+The Captain turned to face him, and, to the
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_317" id="Page_317">[Pg 317]</a></span>
+surprised eyes of the Clerk, seemed to have
+changed suddenly into a young man&mdash;alert,
+quick, and decisive. "<i>No</i>, Collins," said a
+strange voice; "the man <i>did</i> act in the face
+of the enemy, and I will endorse the recommendation."
+He turned his eyes again to the
+window, but saw only the yellow gravel, the
+houses, and the smoke; the fetters of Routine
+seemed to clank warningly in his ears. "Yes,"
+he said, "I have no reason to suppose the U-boat
+had not followed the steamer, or that she was
+not present all the time."</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_318" id="Page_318">[Pg 318]</a></span></p>
+<h2>A MOST UNTRUE STORY.</h2>
+
+<p>The War was only in its first childhood and
+patrol work was still amusing, having not yet
+become a monotonous and unexciting business.
+The submarine was due to start back from
+patrol that night, and was just loafing along
+at twenty odd feet depth waiting for dark.
+The Captain was on watch at the periscope,
+swinging the instrument round from time to
+time to take a general survey of the horizon,
+but for the most part confining his scrutiny to
+the island to leeward. The island showed up
+clearly&mdash;the light of the setting sun flashing
+back from the windows of the buildings that
+looked out over the Bight. As the Captain
+took one of his all-round glances, he checked
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_319" id="Page_319">[Pg 319]</a></span>
+suddenly and concentrated his gaze to one point
+of the compass. A man who leaned against a
+pump six feet away&mdash;a man who had seemed
+to all appearance to be on the verge of sleep&mdash;opened
+his eyes, straightened up, and stood
+alertly watching the brown hands that held the
+periscope training handles. The signal seemed
+to be telepathically passed on, as in a few
+seconds there were six or eight pairs of eyes
+watching the observer, who still peered at the
+unknown sight which no one else in the boat
+could see. Then the Captain moved his head
+back from the eye-piece, smiled (and at the
+smile six of the watchers reverted to their oil-stained
+reading matter), and called to the First-Lieutenant,
+who was at the moment engaged
+with an Engine-room Artificer in a mumbled
+inquest over a broken air-valve spindle. As the
+First-Lieutenant approached, the Captain stepped
+to one side and indicated the eye-piece by a
+nod. His subordinate took his place, and for
+a full half-minute remained slowly swivelling
+the great instrument through four points and
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_320" id="Page_320">[Pg 320]</a></span>
+back again. When he raised his head he was
+scowling and sullen.</p>
+
+<p>"Well?" said the Captain. "A good few
+there, eh?"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Lord!</i>" The First-Lieutenant's voice indicated
+the deepest disgust. "Thousands and
+thousands&mdash;and we can't get a shot at 'em!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, there's over a thousand, anyway. I've
+seen at least that lot of teal in the last couple
+of minutes."</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Teal!</i> Why, sir, I can see mallard now for
+the next half mile, and I could swear there'll be
+geese among them too."</p>
+
+<p>"Here, let me look. Yes, by gum, and not
+one's getting up either." They let the periscope
+get to a few feet off before they paddle away....
+He swivelled slowly round the circle,
+then looked up at the First-Lieutenant.
+"There's fog coming on. I can see the banks
+coming," he said. He looked again through the
+periscope and intently studied the windows on
+the island some three miles away. The First-Lieutenant
+watched his face, and saw it slowly
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_321" id="Page_321">[Pg 321]</a></span>
+break into the smile of a schoolboy meditating
+mischief. The First-Lieutenant began to smile
+slightly also. The Captain looked up.</p>
+
+<p>"I can't help the island," he said. "War's
+hell, anyway. Give me a rifle and stand by for
+surface." There was a clatter and the sound of
+quick-passing orders; the boat's bow tilted up,
+and to the sound of roaring air she broke surface
+fairly in the middle of the great colony of
+swimming wildfowl. The hatch fell back with
+a clang, and a rush of cold air beat on the
+excited faces of the men below the conning-tower.
+Immediately there came the <i>Crack-crack-'rack</i>
+of magazine-fire from the bridge
+above, and the descendants of bowmen who had
+risked mutilation and death to steal the Conqueror's
+deer forgot their discipline and began
+to mount the ladder that led to the sunlight
+and a clear view.</p>
+
+<p>The Captain turned to shout a helm order
+below and swore at the packed heads that
+filled the hatch-rim. "... and you come up,
+Number One, and lend a hand to pick up. I've
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_322" id="Page_322">[Pg 322]</a></span>
+got one&mdash;missed him on the water at a hundred
+and got him in the air as he rose! There he
+is&mdash;jump forr'd and grab him&mdash;dammit, he's
+off (<i>crack-crack</i>).... No, that's stopped him"
+(<i>bang</i>&mdash;the report came from the vicinity of
+the Captain's knee). "What the&mdash;confound
+you, man&mdash;what the deuce are you doing? Unload
+that pistol and take it away...."</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>Seven thousand yards away on the island a
+watcher lowered his glasses and reached for
+the button of the alarm bell. In two seconds
+the island was awake, and down in the lower
+battery men rushed to their stations. With
+clatter and turmoil the big guns were cleared
+away and the observing officer roared the order
+to "Stand by" into the telephone mouthpiece.</p>
+
+<p>"What is it, Schultz? Can you see? Ach!
+she is going to bombard&mdash;the little swine of a
+boat. Give me the telescope. Ach, Gott! are
+they not reported ready, fool?" The Major
+was excited and bristling.</p>
+
+<p>"Ready now&mdash;all but number six."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_323" id="Page_323">[Pg 323]</a></span>
+ "At six thousand five hundred metres&mdash;all
+guns&mdash;Gott strafe der schmutzige ... he has
+dived!..."</p>
+
+<hr class="hr2" />
+
+<p>The First-Lieutenant sprang up the outer
+ladder of the conning-tower, the bleeding spoil
+clutched in his hand. The Captain turned to
+look astern and became aware of the fact that
+the gallery, as represented by the bridge and
+rails, was tenanted by an enthusiastic and interested
+selection of his crew. "What the devil&mdash;is
+this a cinema or my ship? Don't you
+know your orders yet? Every man-jack of
+you...." He herded them below to the tune
+of a voluble hymn of hate, and followed the
+last of the grinning culprits down. As the
+boat levelled off at her previous diving depth,
+he swung the periscope round to search the
+horizon again to seaward. A moment later
+"Diving stations," and to the hydroplane men,
+"Take her on down."</p>
+
+<p>The First-Lieutenant left the luckless mallard
+on the table and elbowed his way aft again
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_324" id="Page_324">[Pg 324]</a></span>
+through the cluster of men closing up to their
+stations. Reaching the control position, he
+looked inquiringly at the Captain, who, having
+lowered the periscope, was leaning with folded
+arms against a group of valves abreast it.</p>
+
+<p>"Thick fog coming down. Going to bottom
+till dark now. Have a look at the soundings,
+will you&mdash;or tell Henley to let me know."</p>
+
+<p>The First-Lieutenant moved back to speak
+to another officer, who was already bending
+over the chart-table. The Captain turned his
+head to watch the gauge beside him, the needle
+of which was slowly creeping upwards and
+around the circle. As it moved the gentle
+rolling of the boat that had been noticeable before
+ceased, and she steadied until she gave the
+idea of being high and dry in some silent dock.
+The officer, generally known as "Pilot," or&mdash;to
+his intimates and contemporaries&mdash;as "Rasputin"
+(a name, it should be explained, which had no
+possible application to him, except for the fact
+that he wore a beard), appeared at the Captain's
+side with a folded chart in his hand.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_325" id="Page_325">[Pg 325]</a></span>
+ "We should touch at ninety by the gauge,
+sir," he said. "We must be about four miles
+from the land now."</p>
+
+<p>The Captain nodded. "Yes, it may be a
+little more, though. Have the crew got a sweep
+on this?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir. This is an extra dive, and they
+haven't had time to get one up. D'you want
+to bet on under or over ninety, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"I do not. I won last night's sweep, and
+lost it to you in side-bets, and I'm not taking
+any more. Stop the motors!"</p>
+
+<p>The gauge had reached the eighty-foot mark,
+and the boat under the influence of her headway
+was still driving the needle slowly round.
+At ninety feet the Captain looked at the Pilot,
+smiled, and started the motors again. Hardly
+had he given the order when the needle checked,
+rose a little, and then crept back to ninety-five.
+"<i>Stop the motors!</i> I've lost a chance there,
+Pilot&mdash;'Wish I'd had a bet on that."</p>
+
+<p>He stood watching the gauge a moment longer,
+and then turned to walk to the Wardroom.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_326" id="Page_326">[Pg 326]</a></span>
+ "Pipe down&mdash;usual sentries only," he ordered.
+"Tell my servant to get me some washing
+water."</p>
+
+<p>He threw the curtain aside, and joined the
+two officers who stood looking solemnly at the
+mallard, which lay on a gory newspaper in
+the centre of the table. For a moment there
+was silence.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said the Captain cheerfully, "it's not
+as smashed as it might be. It'll do for a pie
+to-morrow."</p>
+
+<p>"'Mm," said the First-Lieutenant, "'Keeper at
+home used to call rabbits that looked like that
+'ferrets' food.'"</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bit of it," rejoined the Captain; "if we
+mash him in a pie he'll be all right."</p>
+
+<p>There was another pause while the First-Lieutenant
+tucked an extra fold of newspaper
+beneath the corpse&mdash;then, after a quick glance
+and nudge for the Pilot's benefit, he spoke in a
+detached and dispassionate voice.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course, it was poaching."</p>
+
+<p>The Captain's brown face began to slowly take
+ <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_327" id="Page_327">[Pg 327]</a></span>
+on the colour of the gore on the table&mdash;then he
+exploded&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"What d'you mean? ... <i>poaching</i>&mdash;it's below
+high-water mark, isn't it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, sir&mdash;we don't know the rules in this
+country, and we were pretty well in their
+waters."</p>
+
+<p>"But it's offshore. Why shouldn't I shoot their
+duck? It's not preserved, either. <i>Poaching!</i>
+I never poached anything&mdash;not since I was at
+school anyway." He scowled at the duck and
+the officers impartially. The officers clutched
+each other by the arms, then the Pilot walked
+hastily to a low-set bunk and buried his head
+in the pillow. The Captain changed his frown
+for a smile as the situation dawned on him, then,
+snatching the parallel rulers from the chart-table
+he began to belabour the most accessible portion
+of his gurgling subordinate's anatomy.</p>
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_328" id="Page_328">[Pg 328]</a></span></p>
+<h4>PRINTED BY WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS.</h4>
+
+
+<hr />
+<div class="tn">
+<h4>Transcriber's Note</h4>
+<ul class="corrections">
+<li>Obvious punctuation and spelling errors repaired.</li>
+<li>"Compass card" and "compass-card" retained as printed.</li>
+</ul>
+</div>
+
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+Title: H.M.S. ----
+
+Author: Klaxon
+
+Release Date: November 1, 2010 [EBook #34190]
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+ H.M.S. ----
+
+ BY
+ KLAXON
+
+ William Blackwood and Sons
+ Edinburgh and London
+ 1918
+
+ _ALL RIGHTS RESERVED_
+
+
+
+
+_TO
+
+D. V. B._
+
+
+ When Homer launched his epic on the literary sea,
+ The critics were as merciful as they can ever be:
+ "We take it that the author did the best that he can do,"
+ "And the book should be remembered for at least a year or two...."
+ But Homer let the critics go, and listened with a smile,
+ For he had heard a verdict that was better by a mile,
+ In a code that only Homer as a husband understood,--
+ "You _are_ a funny clever thing--I'd no _idea_ you could."
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ "1923" 1
+
+ PRIVILEGED 18
+
+ ACCORDING TO THEIR LIGHTS 22
+
+ A NAVAL DISCUSSION 32
+
+ THE GUNLAYER 42
+
+ A WAGE SLAVE 54
+
+ AN "ANNUAL" 61
+
+ "OUR ANNUAL" 68
+
+ MASCOTS 70
+
+ THE SPARROW 73
+
+ A WAR WEDDING 80
+
+ A HYMN OF DISGUST 94
+
+ THE "SPECIAL" 98
+
+ BETWEEN TIDES 106
+
+ LIGHT CAVALRY 116
+
+ A TRINITY 139
+
+ IN THE MORNING 144
+
+ AN AFFAIR OF OUTPOSTS 147
+
+ 1917 155
+
+ IN FORTY WEST 169
+
+ A RING AXIOM 171
+
+ CHANCES 173
+
+ THE QUARTERMASTER 185
+
+ A LANDFALL 188
+
+ NIGHT ROUNDS 195
+
+ IN THE BARRED ZONE 201
+
+ A MATTER OF ROUTINE 204
+
+ WHO CARES? 211
+
+ THE UNCHANGING SEX 213
+
+ TWO CHILDREN 216
+
+ AN URGENT COURTSHIP 234
+
+ LOOKING AFT 254
+
+ GRIT 258
+
+ A MAXIM 270
+
+ FROM A FAR COUNTRY 272
+
+ THE CRISIS 279
+
+ A SEA CHANTY 281
+
+ THE WAR OF ATTRITION 284
+
+ THROUGH AN ADMIRALTY WINDOW 303
+
+ A MOST UNTRUE STORY 318
+
+
+
+
+H.M.S. ----.
+
+
+
+
+"1923."
+
+ [The following is the description by Professor J. Scott, F.R.S.,
+ of his recent Airship Journey across the old Bed of the North
+ Sea. July 1, 1923.]
+
+
+It is perhaps unnecessary for me to state the objects and purpose of
+my journey of last week, as it would be false modesty in me not to
+recognise the great interest taken by the geologic and antiquarian
+worlds in my proposed enterprise. For the benefit, however, of those
+for whose intelligence the so-called "Popular" geologic works are
+compiled, I will recapitulate some points which are ancient history to
+my instructed readers.
+
+The winter of 1922 witnessed the greatest geologic change in the
+earth's surface since the last of the Glacial epochs. Into the causes
+and general results of this change I do not propose to enter, beyond
+mentioning my opinion that the theory propounded by Professor
+Middleton (a theory designed only for one purpose--that of attempting
+to throw doubt on the data and reasoning of my first monograph on the
+subject) is not only childish, but based on a fallacy.
+
+I will confine myself to the results as they affected this country and
+the continent of Europe, of which it is now a prolongation or
+headland--not, as the Daily Press erroneously labels it, a peninsula.
+
+The total change in elevation of the land is now calculated at 490
+feet 7 inches, but more accurate measurements are still being taken.
+This great change brings us back to a geologic age when man and
+mammoth co-existed in the primeval forest of Cromer, and when the
+Dogger Bank was a great plain where wild beasts roamed and palaeolithic
+man left the traces of his industry in the bones and shaped flints
+which we hope soon to collect in quantities from the mud and ooze with
+which thousands of years of sea-action has covered them.
+
+I had little difficulty in obtaining Admiralty permission to accompany
+the Captain of a Naval Airship on one of his regular patrol trips
+across the great expanse of mud which was once the North Sea.
+
+Of course in the six months since the departure of the Ocean from the
+new lands, the district has been regularly patrolled by the Navy, but
+the air is as yet the only safe route by which to cross it. It will be
+some time, perhaps years, before the surface becomes safe to walk on,
+although the Government is plentifully sprinkling grass and other
+seeds from all passing aircraft. In the large and powerful airship in
+which I was privileged to travel, we had every modern device for
+enabling a close inspection of the surface to be taken. A trail-rope
+was used when it was desired to drift slowly or to actually hover over
+some of the points of interest which we observed on our passage.
+
+The day was fine and clear, and I could not have wished for better
+weather conditions when we rose over Dover and started the main
+engines on a north-easterly course. As no maps can yet be compiled of
+the New Lands (as popular clamour has most inaccurately labelled them)
+owing to their dangerous surface, we navigated by the old Admiralty
+charts, marked in depths of water, and I was amused at having the
+Varne and Goodwin "shoals" pointed out to me--the objects indicated
+being long ridges of sandy hills rising from the shining surface of
+the Channel bed. Off Deal and Dover a few of the wrecks are being
+worked on by enterprising local Salvage Companies--a road being laid
+out to each composed of gravel, sand, and brushwood. I fear, however,
+that the speculators will not profit greatly. The roads are good
+enough over the sand, but where they cross the mud-flats they swallow
+not only their traffic but the funds of their owners.
+
+As we travelled up the valley with the drone of our engines echoing
+from the whale-backed ridges on either side, with our gondolas barely
+a hundred feet from the ground, I discussed our programme with the
+Captain, whose views and reminiscences I found most entertaining. On
+general subjects he was like most of his service, almost contemptibly
+uneducated (I might mention that he did not understand what
+Magdalenian culture was!), but he was evidently well read in his own
+trade. He told me several stories which were no doubt excellent, but
+which were marred to a point of incomprehensibility by a foolish
+interlarding of technical terms. I gave him a short precis of what is
+known or deduced of prehistoric life on the New Lands, and spoke of
+the bones and fossils occasionally found in trawl-nets by the
+fishermen. His point of view was that the war overshadowed everything.
+He seemed to think that that event was one from which all others
+should date, although it had lasted such a short time. As very little
+of interest to me could yet be seen owing to the general coating of
+slime with which the land was covered, I amused myself by listening to
+his experiences on his weekly air patrols, his conversation being
+somewhat after this style:--
+
+"Yes, it was a fair snorter while it lasted--that gale,--damn lucky we
+hadn't many ships out. Yes, most of 'em got in. They either ran down
+Channel (Lord! the Straits were like opening the caisson gates to a
+graving-dock!) and made New Queenstown, or else they got into harbour on
+the East Coast and stranded there. You see, what with mines and wrecks,
+the North Sea wasn't being used much, and as the navies were taking a
+rest there wasn't much of value at sea. Some ships got stuck
+though--fishing boats mostly. No, they were all right--it took a week to
+drain off, and it was calm weather when they grounded. Most of them have
+wireless now, and they yelped for help, and we took 'em off. Those that
+hadn't were a bit hungry when we found them, but I don't think we lost
+many. You see, all nations sent air fleets out. Have you read the U.S.
+Magazine? You ought to; there's a damn good argument going on as to
+whether it would have paid us or Germany most if it had happened during
+the war. I think us, myself. You see, there's only a narrow channel now
+running past the Norwegian coast, and we could have mined that. Look at
+that, Professor! How's that for mines? That's Zeebrugge with the houses
+showing over the sand-hills. Whose? Oh! both sides put 'em there--that
+hollow to the east is proper stiff with them, isn't it? Port
+fifteen--Quartermaster! steer east--What? No, just going to show you
+something. You said it seemed a wicked waste of material; well, look
+over there--two of them got it. One's a U.C. boat but the other's a big
+one. They picked them up coming back, and that big chap's nearly in two
+halves--Starboard twenty, Quartermaster! No, we needn't go closer,
+you'll see one every half mile between here and Heligoland--some of ours
+as well as theirs. Yes--that's a Dutchman--torpedoed by the look of
+him. See the hole in the stern? Oh, butter and bacon and that sort of
+thing! No, nobody in her. Why? Well, look at the davits--they left her
+before she sank--all the boats are gone.
+
+"Like these glasses? That's the _Hinder_ over there. Yes, they still
+live in her, and she's still useful. A fine big lightship, isn't she?
+She settled down at her moorings as peacefully as could be, and when
+we sent a line down to them on our first patrol trip after the show,
+they sent up a note asking for some 'baccy, and would we post some
+letters for them? Nothing ever did worry the _Hinder_ in the war, and
+it won't now. You see, English and German used to fight under her tail
+every other night, and as she was an international light she just
+flashed away and looked on. I wonder none of their crew have written a
+book yet--'Battles round the _Hinder_,' by an Eyewitness. It would be
+better than most of the truck that has been written in England about
+it. Yes, she lies in a bit of a hollow, but the light shows up all
+right, and that's all we want. Here you are; this is what you wanted."
+
+We had reached the first object of interest in my journey. More
+trail-rope was paid out, and we swung with our engine stopped, downwind,
+lying twenty feet above a great pit torn in the earth by some tremendous
+explosion. All around the pit-mouth lay masses of earth and rock, and
+the face of the crater was thick with bone-breccia and fossils of every
+kind. The explosion had occurred over an old beach on the bank of what
+had once been the old Channel River. For thousands of years prehistoric
+men and beasts had lived and died there, and had left their skeletons to
+enlighten us. And more than bones had been left. Almost the first
+basket-load that our light electric "grab" produced for us contained
+among its numerous specimens of surpassing interest a rough "hand-axe"
+of dark flint, possibly of Pre-Chellean culture. However, the whole of
+my notes and specimens obtained on this visit are now being examined
+and classified, and I will postpone description of them until the
+meeting of the Society on the 18th.
+
+I would have liked to have descended into the pit by a ladder or other
+means, but was dissuaded, partly by the motion of the airship, which
+swayed to and fro in the light wind, and partly by the blunt negative
+with which my suggestion was greeted by the Captain. We took only
+three baskets of specimens from this spot, as we had others to visit,
+and our carrying capacity was limited. As we slowly hauled in the
+trail-rope and prepared to continue our journey, I asked the Captain
+whether this crater had been intentionally formed by the Government
+for purposes of research, or whether it had been produced accidentally
+in the late war.
+
+"Accident?" he said. "Well, no, hardly that--but still, I expect he
+_thought_ he might pull it off without doing himself in." He pointed
+to one of two big submarines which lay on opposite sides of the
+crater. The one indicated was the smaller of the two, and the least
+damaged. She lay upright with a slight tilt up by the bow (which was
+dented and torn rather badly). The other was in two halves, and lay on
+her side with a mound of earth, bones, and rock, making a sort of
+rough junction between the halves. The two submarines looked like
+great guardians of the pit, and I wondered at the madness of man that
+makes him revel in war and killing to no purpose. I mentioned
+something of this thought to the Captain, who was still gazing at the
+more intact of the two boats, and tapping a flint "Coup de poing" on
+the side of our gondola.
+
+"Well, Professor," he said, "the man who made this tool didn't make it
+to clean his nails with, did he?" I observed that it was now generally
+agreed that most of prehistoric man's weapons were for use against his
+greatest foes--which were wild beasts, and not men. The Captain jerked
+the flint implement back into the basket.
+
+"My oath! you've said it," he snapped. "_We've_ been fighting wild
+beasts, and that chap in the smaller boat was a friend of mine. He
+took that Fritz fairly amidships with his stem, but he couldn't get
+free, and they went down locked. When Fritz hit bottom his mines went,
+and that blew them apart, and so there's your bone pit, Professor."
+
+I looked back at the pit and the two hulks beside it, now dwindling
+astern. "How do you know all that?" I asked.
+
+"Read his number on the conning-tower for one thing, and the chap who
+had that boat would be pretty sure to take a Hun with him when he had to
+go. The rest? Well, his bows are bashed in, you see, and his lid is
+still open, so he gave Fritz his bow first on the surface. You may have
+some relics of curious beasts in that basket, Professor, but I can show
+you a relic, or a hundred if you like, of a damn sight nastier beast.
+See the masts over that mudbank? That's a Dutch liner--two torpedoes and
+no warning. Full of women too. Like to go and look? I thought not. Yes,
+Professor, I can show you two hundred sunken ships in a few hours' run
+here, and they haven't all got their davits empty by a long chalk. Never
+mind--here's something more amusing."
+
+Our engine slowed and almost stopped while we drifted across a flat,
+broad, muddy plateau which sloped away to a valley on each side.
+
+"See those lines?" said my abrupt naval friend--"those long straight
+scores along the mud, I mean. Those are where the submarines--ours and
+theirs--have been taking bottom for a rest. Taking bottom? Oh! on
+winter nights, when it's too dark to see or when they're waiting for
+anything, or got defects or struck fog, you know. They used to take
+bottom a lot here, because it's good surface and they had twenty
+fathom of water, too. The marks haven't washed out yet. See this one?
+He bumped three times before he settled: he must have had a lot of
+headway on--his track's all of half a mile. That bed is where he
+settled for the night. It's soft there, and he worked in over his
+bilge keel. There's another, fifty yards off him. Of course it was
+probably made a year before or after he made his, but there must have
+been cases when our boats and Fritz's lay that much apart all night
+and didn't know it. Pretty queer idea, isn't it? Perhaps a banjo
+strumming in one boat and a gramophone going in the other. Oh yes,
+they used to have concerts on the bottom before turning in! One of our
+chaps gave me a programme once. There were twenty items in it, and it
+was headed 'C/o G.P.O.--126 feet.' This was a regular submarine
+traffic lane for both sides. Some parts of the surface up north aren't
+marked at all,--it was either too deep water or there were too many
+mines about. Funny thing is, that some of the areas which both sides
+seem to have studiously gone round and avoided have no mines at all in
+them. Just rumour, I suppose. They gave the place a bad name and
+damned it. Eh? No--that's all right--tip 'em out on the deck--we can
+scrub the place out when we get in."
+
+He spoke to a sailor, who stepped forward and turned the nearest
+basket of specimens upside down. As he did so, something rolled from
+the heap to my feet, and with a thrill which could only be understood
+by my brother scientists I gazed on the greatest archaeological
+discovery of the ages. I have already announced my discovery to the
+press, and the scientists of all nations are now gathering in London
+to inspect it, so I shall not enter now on a detailed description. I
+may say that my first thought was that I had in my hands a copy of my
+confrere Keith's reconstruction of the Piltdown skull, and that my own
+reconstruction had been to a certain extent false; but on mature
+reflection I decided that this could not be so, and that I must
+classify my find as belonging to a hitherto unknown branch of the race
+of Homo Sapiens--akin to, but yet distinct from, Eoanthropus. This
+prehistoric man I have called Homo Scoticanthropus, and my full report
+and conclusions will be shortly before the Society.
+
+The skull is intact and requires no reconstruction. The lower mandible
+is of the chimpanzee-like type found with Eoanthropus, and as it was
+picked up by the same basket, must undoubtedly belong to the skull.
+
+As to the remainder of our voyage, I can only say that I spent the time
+on the floor of the gondola measuring and inspecting my find. I could
+not tear myself away from it, and we therefore omitted our visits to
+other spots where explosions were known to have occurred near the old
+sea-bed, confining ourselves to a hurried round of the Naval patrol
+route. Beyond a casual inspection and a remark that it looked like
+Hindenburg, the airship captain took no interest in this now famous
+skull, but confined himself to his duties of navigation and control.
+
+It is unfortunate that the exact depth and geological strata of the
+skull's position cannot be given. The basket was drawn from the bottom
+of the pit, but the skull may have been either thrown up by the
+explosion or rolled down later by the action of the tides.
+
+When the new lands have dried we hope to have a careful inspection of
+that and other pits, when more and perhaps equally valuable
+discoveries may be made.
+
+I have perhaps made undue mention of my naval friend in this pamphlet,
+but to tell the truth his type was new to me. Though, like all his
+fellow-officers, his limited education had tended to make him
+narrow-minded, he nevertheless deserves mention here as having assisted,
+albeit in a humble way, in the most wonderful discovery in history.
+
+
+
+
+PRIVILEGED.
+
+
+ They called across to Peter at the changing of the Guard,
+ At the red-gold Doors that the Angels keep,--
+ "Lend us help to the Portal, for they press upon us hard,
+ They are straining at the Gate, many deep."
+
+ Then Peter rose and went to the wicket by the Wall,
+ Where the Starlight flashed upon the crowd;
+ And he saw a mighty wave from the Greatest Gale of all
+ Break beneath him with a roar, swelling loud--
+
+ _Let us in! Let us in! We have left a load of sin
+ On the battlefield that flashes far below.
+ From the trenches or the sea--there's a pass for such as we,
+ For we died with our faces to the foe._
+
+ "_We haven't any creed--for we never felt the need,--
+ And our morals are as ragged as can be;
+ But we finished in a way that has cleared us of the clay,
+ And we're coming to you clean, as you can see._"
+
+ Then Peter looked below him with a smile upon his lips,
+ And he answered, "Ye are fighters, as I know
+ By your badges of the air, of the trenches, and the ships,
+ And the wounds that on your bodies glisten so."
+
+ And he looked upon the wounds, that were many and were grim,
+ And his glance was all-embracing--unafraid;
+ And he looked to meet the eyes that were smiling up to him,
+ All a-level as a new-forged blade.
+
+ "Ye are savage men and rough--from the fo'c'sle and the tent;
+ Ye have put High Heaven to alarm;
+ But I see it written clear by the road ye went,
+ That ye held by the Fifteenth Psalm."
+
+ And they shouted in return, "_'Tis a thing we've never read,
+ But you passed our friends inside
+ That won to the end of the road we tread
+ Long ago when the Mons Men died._"
+
+ "_Let us in! Let us in! We have fallen for the Right,
+ And the Crown that we listed to win,
+ That we earned by the Somme or the waters of the Bight;
+ You're a fighting man yourself--Let us in!_"
+
+ Then Peter gave a sign and the Gates flung wide
+ To the sound of a bugle-call:
+ "Pass the fighting men to the ranks inside,
+ Who came from the earth or the cold grey tide,
+ With their heads held high and a soldier's stride,
+ To a Friend in the Judgment Hall."
+
+
+
+
+ACCORDING TO THEIR LIGHTS.
+
+
+The world was a streak of green and white bubbles, and there was a
+great roaring noise which disturbed his thoughts. "Boots--boots--I
+must get them off." He remembered the only occasion on which he had
+experienced an anaesthetic, the mental struggle to retain his ego, and
+the loss of will-power he had known at every breath. He was going down
+now, the roaring was less terrible and he felt very tired. A check in
+his descent and a little voice at the back of his brain: "There was a
+big sea running." Then a blur of white foam and a long gasping breath.
+Something rasped his forehead and a rough serge sleeve was across his
+throat. He fought feebly to keep the choking arm away, but as they
+rose on the crest of a long blue-green swell, he was jerked from the
+water by the neck and the belt of his overcoat. His first clear
+sensation was one of intense chill. Although there was little wind, it
+was cold in the air. He raised his head and moved to avoid the
+uncomfortable pressure of something on his chest. As he saw his
+situation he dropped his head again quickly and lay still. He was
+across the keel of a broad grey boat which pitched and heaved at
+terrifying angles as the seas passed. He crawled cautiously round,
+pivoting on his stomach till his legs straddled the keel and he had a
+grip on it with his hands under his chin. Facing him in a similar
+attitude was a seaman he knew, a tall brawny torpedoman whom he had
+noticed rigging the lights in the Wardroom flat on occasions when
+Evening Service had been held there. What was his name--Davies? Denny?
+No, Dunn! of course--the ship's boxer, and the funny man at the
+concerts. Were they two all that was left? He opened his mouth and
+gasped a little before speaking.
+
+"All right, sir--take it easy--I've been off this billet twice, and
+it's no joke getting back to it. Good thing you're a light weight,
+sir, or you'd've pulled me in just now."
+
+"Are there--are there any more, Dunn?"
+
+"God knows, sir--beggin' your pardon, that is--the mine got us forr'd
+and the magazine went. This is the pinnace we're on, and it's the
+biggest bit of the ship I've seen floating yet."
+
+"Good God! Where were you?"
+
+"On the bridge, sir, just sent for by the Officer of the Watch about
+the telephones; but I'm--I don't know 'ow I got away, sir--flew, I
+reckon. Where were you, sir?"
+
+"Coming up the Wardroom ladder, and as I got on deck I was washed
+away. Dunn! do you think we'll be picked up?"
+
+The seaman raised his head and shoulders cautiously and took a rapid
+glance around as they topped a sea, then resumed his attitude along
+the keel, his chin on his crossed wrists. "You're a parson, sir," he
+said, "and you're ready for it, so I'll tell you. We were on detached
+duty, and there mayn't be another ship here for a week yet."
+
+"A week! But, man, a merchant ship or fisherman might pass any time."
+
+"A fisherman might, sir; but I never saw a merchantman since we came
+on this trip, and I don't see anything now."
+
+There was a pause, and the padre shivered in his thin wet clothes.
+"The sea was going down this morning; how long do you think we could
+stay alive on this?"
+
+"That's the trouble, sir. This is the pinnace, and she's stove in a bit."
+
+"Do you mean she'll sink? But they float when they are waterlogged,
+don't they?"
+
+"Not this one, she won't, and she's got the launch's slings in her
+too--half an hour I give her; but you're right, sir; the sea's going
+down, and I'm keeping a watch out for more wreckage if it goes by, sir."
+
+The shivering-fit passed and he tried to collect his thoughts. Yes,
+the pinnace _had_ settled a bit since he had been dragged aboard. She
+did not lift so easily to the sea, and had lost the tendency to
+broach-to which had made him grip the keel so tightly at first. He was
+quite calm now, and everything seemed much more simple. Half an hour!
+He lowered his forehead to his hands and his thoughts raced. What had
+he left undone? Yes, the ship was gone, so he had nothing to think of
+in connection with her. As Dunn would say, his affairs in her were all
+"clewed up" by her loss. But ashore, now--ah! For a full minute he
+fought with his panic. He felt a rage against a fate that was blindly
+killing him when he had so much more of life to enjoy. He wanted to
+scream like a trapped rabbit. He felt his eyes wet with tears of
+self-pity, and at the feeling his sense of humour returned. He thought
+of himself as a child about to be smacked, and when he raised his head
+he was smiling into Dunn's eyes. "Half an hour is not long, Dunn," he
+said, "but it is longer than our friends had."
+
+Dunn took another swift glance to right and left, then, reaching a
+hand cautiously into his jumper, pulled out a wet and shiny briar
+pipe, and began to reflectively chew the mouthpiece.
+
+He was a young _padre_, but he had been in the Service most of the
+war. He knew enough to choose his words with care as he spoke again.
+
+"Dunn," he said, "we haven't got long. I am going to pray."
+
+"Yessir," said the bony, red face before him.
+
+He tried again. "Dunn, you're Church of England, aren't you?"
+
+"Yessir. On the books I am, sir."
+
+"You mean you have no religion?"
+
+Dunn blew hard into the bowl of his pipe and replaced the mouthpiece
+between his jagged teeth. "Not that sort quite, sir--but I'm all
+right, sir."
+
+The _padre_ moved a little bit nearer along the keel. The pinnace was
+certainly deep in the water now, but his mind was at ease and he did
+not feel the cold. "Listen, Dunn," he said; "I am going to pray--I
+want you to repeat what I say after me."
+
+Dunn moved his hands from under his chin and took his pipe from his
+mouth. "Yessir," he said.
+
+The _padre_ paused a moment and looked at the long blue slope of a sea
+rising above his eyes. He wondered vaguely why he was not feeling
+sea-sick. "O God, Who made the sea and all that therein is, have mercy
+on us Thy servants called to-day to Thy judgment-seat. Pardon us the
+manifold sins we have committed, and lead us to a true repentance; and
+to us, who have in the past neglected Thee in our hearts, send light
+and strength that we may come without fear before Thy throne. Have
+pity, O Lord, upon those who are made widows and orphans this day.
+Grant to our country final victory and Thy peace. Amen."
+
+The sun was behind clouds now, and the seas were washing occasionally
+along the sinking boat.
+
+"You did not join me in the prayer, Dunn," he said. "Was it not within
+the scheme of your religion?"
+
+Dunn put his pipe carefully back in his jumper and took a firmer grip
+of the keel. "Yes, sir," he said, "it was--but I don't whine when I'm
+down."
+
+"Do you mean I was whining, Dunn?"
+
+"No, sir, I don't. You've always prayed and you're not going back on
+anything. I don't go much on Church, and God wouldn't think nothing of
+me if I piped down now."
+
+The _padre_ was, as has been said, a young man, and being young he did
+the right thing and waited for more. It came with a rush.
+
+"You see, sir, it's God this, and God that, and no one knows what God
+is like, but I'm a Navy man and I think of Him my way. If I'm not
+afraid to die I'm all right, I think, sir. It wasn't my fault the ship
+sank, sir. I've always kept my job done, and I've got 'Exceptional' on
+my parchment. When I joined up I took the chance of this, and I ain't
+kicking now it's come. I reckon if a man plays the game by his
+messmates, and fights clean in the ring, and takes a pride, like, in
+his job--well, it ain't for me to say, but I don't think God'll do
+much to me. He'll say, 'Jack,' He'll say, 'you've got a lot of things
+against you here, but you ain't shirked your work and you aren't
+afraid of Me--so pass in with a caution,' He'll say. You're all right,
+sir, and it may be because you're a good Christian; but I reckon, sir,
+it's because you know you've done your job and not skrimshanked it
+that you ain't afraid, just the same as me.... Hold tight,
+sir,--she'll not be long now."
+
+The _padre_ ducked his head as a swell passed, but the sea had no crest
+now, the weather was certainly improving. "I don't say you're right," he
+said, "but I haven't time to bring you to my way of thinking now."
+
+The pinnace began to stand on end with a gurgling and bubbling of air
+from her bow. The two men slipped off on opposite sides, still holding
+the rough splintery keel between them.
+
+"Listen, Dunn--repeat this after me: 'Please God, I have done my best,
+and I'm not afraid to come to You.'"
+
+"'Please God, I've done my best, and I'm not afraid to come to You,'
+sir. Good-bye, sir."
+
+"Thank you, Dunn--good-bye."
+
+The sunset lit up the slope of a sea that looked majestically down on
+them, and flashed on something behind it. As they looked the wet grey
+conning-tower of a submarine showed barely fifty yards away. The
+startled sea pounded at her hull as she rose and grew, and a rush of
+spray shook out the folds of a limp and draggled White Ensign that
+hung from the after-stanchion of her bridge.
+
+
+
+
+A NAVAL DISCUSSION.
+
+
+The air was thick with smoke, and a half-circle of officers sat
+clustered round the stove in the smoking-room. True--there was no fire
+in the stove, but that did not count. A stove was a place you sat around
+and jerked cigarette ash at, or, if you were long enough, rested your
+heels on. The party consisted of six ship's officers and a guest. A few
+feet away a Bridge-party was in progress. It was the usual Naval party,
+and was composed of one man who could play, two who thought they could,
+and one who had come in in response to urgent demands to "make up a
+four," and who held no illusions about his own play or his partner's.
+However, he argued well, which was a help. The game appeared to go in
+spasms--a few minutes' peace punctuated only by subdued oaths, and then
+a cross-fire of abuse and recriminations--usually opened by the fourth
+player, who had somewhere learnt the wonderful feminine art of getting
+in first accusation, and then dodging his opponents' salvoes behind a
+smoke-screen of side-issues.
+
+The group by the stove were not in the least disturbed by the game
+behind them. They had heard Naval Bridge played before, and knew that
+it was only when the players became polite that trouble was in the
+offing. The talk, as always, was of the War, and swung with startling
+suddenness from one queer aspect to another. The Senior Engineer was
+leaning back in his chair, his pipe between his teeth, listening to
+the mixture of views and voices from either side of him.
+
+"What do they want this saluting order at all for? They're making
+everybody salute everybody in London now, and they say it isn't safe
+to walk down the Haymarket to the Admiralty, because the traffic
+stands to attention for you."
+
+"All damn nonsense. There's too much saluting--that sort, I mean--and
+there's too little of the other sort. Let's have an order that every
+civilian must salute a wounded man, or a man with a wound stripe, and
+then I'll take Provost-Marshal and see it done."
+
+"They'd chuck their hands in. They're all talking of Democracy now,
+and a wounded man would count as a gilded autocrat."
+
+"Democracy, my foot! I know their sort of Democracy. It's like
+Russia's special brand--do as you please, and make all you can for
+yourself. A civilian's no good till he's a conscript or done his time
+in the Territorials. If they want democracy they can come here. This
+is the most democratic Service in the world."
+
+"But you can't run down civilians over this war; why--the whole Army's
+civilian now. They haven't done so badly, though they had to wait for
+war before they moved."
+
+"Whose fault was it they didn't help before? It wasn't ours. But
+that's just what I'm saying. They're all right once they've been
+drilled, but no damn good till they have been. We ought to put the
+whole lot through a short course of drill and a week of trench work,
+and let them go again."
+
+The guest's voice broke in--"You mean, I take it, that the people who
+are going to make the peace are the people who have not yet learnt
+discipline?"
+
+"Yes, sir--that's about it. They haven't learnt to think for their
+side instead of their own private ends."
+
+"Call 'em politicians and have done with it, Pongo!"
+
+"Well, they are--aren't they? They get the politicians they like, and
+they appoint men of their own sort, so they are all politicians really."
+
+"Well, I think that's being rather hard on them. They have to take the
+men the party whips gave them. I think they're a poor lot, but I
+wouldn't call them politicians."
+
+The guest moved uneasily. "I don't quite see your point," he said. "Is
+the term 'politician' one of reproach or praise? I once stood for my
+local constituency and----"
+
+The young officer with his heels on the stove gave a sudden snort.
+"Don't you believe him, he's pulling your legs--so don't apologise.
+He's no politician, anyway."
+
+The guest laughed. "Well, I'm not in politics now," he said. "What is
+your definition of this strange animal?"
+
+There was a pause, and then a cautious reply, "Well, he's an M.P."
+
+"But I know some very charming M.P.'s--are they all politicians?"
+
+"Oh no, sir. They're different. It's a question of standards, really."
+
+"Ah, but what are the standards?"
+
+"Well, you see--we have one--and civilians have another, business
+people and so on, and then there's the politicians."
+
+"You ought to write a dictionary, Pongo--you snub-nosed old shell-back.
+No, I ain't scrapping, and if you get up I'll take your chair."
+
+"Whose got a cigarette? No, not one of your stinkers--gimme one of
+yours, Guns."
+
+The officer addressed politely passed a cigarette across in his
+fingers, and turning in his chair beckoned to a marine servant who was
+just returning with an empty tray from the Bridge table.
+
+"A cigarette, please, waiter--and debit it to the account of my
+honourable friend Mr Maugham, here. I'll stop your cadging, Pongo--if
+I have to take on the tobacco accounts to do it."
+
+"Lucky there's no shortage of 'baccy, or all the armies would strike."
+
+"Well, that'd be one way to stop the war. You can't fight without it.
+Wish we had some tobacco shares. Some people must be making a lot."
+
+"Not so much as the food people."
+
+"I don't believe the food people do make so much. It's the world
+shortage that causes the trouble, not the prices--or rather one
+involves the other."
+
+"It isn't so much that. It's a rise of prices all round. Things get
+expensive, so the country strikes for higher wages and gets
+them--then prices go up because the sovereign has depreciated, and
+they strike again. It goes on in a vicious circle."
+
+"Can't be a circle--because that's progression. You've got to get to a
+smash in time."
+
+"Yes, it means there'll be just as much cash in the world, but every
+one will be poor. Cash isn't wealth--work is wealth, and all work
+nowadays is wasted. We're chucking it into the air in Flanders."
+
+"Well, we'll last out this war, and then have to lash out."
+
+"Oh yes--there'll be room to lash out in, too. We'll be back in
+Elizabeth's days--lots of room for every one, but no capital."
+
+"So long as there are no Huns we'll be happy, so what's the odds? Give
+us a match."
+
+"Well, I want a few Huns left to compare notes with after this. It
+would be dull to hear our own side only. One couldn't meet their Army,
+of course, but their Navy's not so bad. They've tried to fight clean,
+at any rate, and they fight good and 'earty. Yes, I know about Fritz,
+but if you had orders to torpedo liners, wouldn't you do it? 'Course
+you would, if you were told they were carrying munitions and you were
+saving your country by it. There are Fritzes who _like_ it, certainly,
+but we have to give the others the benefit of the doubt."
+
+"Well, I'd like to read their logs and so on after the war, though
+we'll be so damn sick of all the truck they'll publish here when the
+Censor pays off that we wont want to read much of anything."
+
+"It isn't the stuff just after the war one would like to read. I'd
+like to be alive in a hundred years to read the truth."
+
+"Well, you wont be if you knock my drink over with your hairy
+hoofs--sit still!"
+
+"It'd do you good if I did knock it over--your hoary-headed old rip.
+Guns, do you think they'll have raised our pay in a hundred years'
+time?"
+
+"I doubt it. They'll pay off the Navy and economise as soon as peace
+is signed--"
+
+"--And we'll have another war on our hands inside six months--we
+always do; we've always retrenched after a war, and then had to give
+bonuses to get the men back inside a year."
+
+"Well, they'll pay off the battleships, anyway--and only keep the fast
+cruisers and the submarines."
+
+"You and your submarines! Have you heard from your brother lately?"
+
+"Yes, he tells me if I'm going to join I've got to remember it's the
+greatest honour to be--half a sec., I've got the letter here--to be
+alive and able to get into the greatest and most efficient Service of
+the Greatest Navy the world has ever seen, in the Greatest event in
+History since the Moon broke off."
+
+There was a two seconds' silence (which is long for a Naval
+discussion), then--
+
+"Well, cutting out the swollen-headed tosh about the Greatest Service,
+which I take it he means to refer to submarines, I don't know that
+he's far wrong."
+
+"Well, I suppose we shall have our pasts and presents all looked up,
+and that people at the U.S. Institution will argue about us like they
+did a few years ago about Trafalgar."
+
+"No fear. They'll all be peaceful then, and we'll be barbarians, and
+not to be spoken of."
+
+"Barbarian, my foot! We're the cleanest lot in England, and the
+English are cleaner than most races."
+
+"Do you think there'll be another battle?"
+
+"Oh, help! If that cag's going to start, I'm off. Good-night, sir."
+
+"I must go too, Jim," said the guest, with a startled glance at the
+clock. "Where did I leave my coat?"
+
+The Senior Engineer rose and followed them out, hearing as he passed
+through the door an unwearying voice by the stove--"I know a chap on
+Beatty's staff, and he says they'll fight next spring or summer."
+
+
+
+
+THE GUNLAYER.
+
+
+"_Hit first--hit hard--and keep on hitting_, is a good rule, but what
+I want to impress on you is that in this war the last part of that
+rule is the most important. The enemy shoots remarkably well--at a
+target--but he does not appear to stand punishment well himself. It is
+remarkable how the German shooting falls off once he gets a few big
+shells aboard him, and up to date it has been noticeable that our own
+practice is, up to a certain point, improved by our being hit. It is
+just a matter of sticking power...."
+
+The Gunnery Lieutenant paused in his lecture and sighed. "Would these
+pasty-faced beggars stick it?" He had had a week to train the
+crew--most of them raw hands--of the latest and fastest light
+cruiser, into a semblance of war efficiency, and the effort was tiring
+him. They were so very new and unintelligent, and he had had to go
+over the A B C of gunnery with them as if they had never been through
+their course before joining. Seven bells struck, and he dismissed the
+class and sent them shuffling and elbowing out of the flat.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+They had been stationed at the guns three hours and had seen nothing.
+This was their second day out, and the first nervousness and feeling
+of shyness at being in enemy waters was wearing off. The mist that had
+been with them since dawn was clearing away too, and the gunlayer of
+No. Five straightened his back and stretched himself against the
+shield. This was a silly game, he decided. Two cables astern the
+knife-edge stem of a sister ship was parting their wake into two
+creamy undulating waves which seemed to spoil the mirror-like surface
+of what the German wireless has with inimitable humour termed "The
+fringe of the English barred zone," or as their Lordships more drily
+put it, "The mouth of the Bight."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The gunlayer spat carefully over the side and felt in his cap-rim for
+a cigarette. He calculated that he would make the "fag," with care,
+last till breakfast. Fourteen days in commission had at any rate
+taught him that the art of shortening up the frequent spells of
+boredom consisted in a judicious mixture of tobacco and thinking, and
+as smoking was barred under heavy penalties during the dark hours, his
+brain had been somewhat overworked since four. As he fumbled for his
+matches he froze suddenly still as a bugle blared "Action stations!"
+from the bridge above him. He heard the beginnings of the clatter of
+men closing up and the hum of activity along the deck, but till the
+cold shiver had passed from him he could not move. His one idea was
+that this was _real_, and he would give anything to be out of it. Then
+in a flash he was at his sights, his hands on the focussing-ring and
+his head close up to the telescope, in fear that others might see
+something in his face that he did not want them to see. For exactly
+the same reasons some hundred other men on the upper deck were
+becoming feverishly busy, but before the last note of the bugle had
+died the guns' crews were over their stage fright, and were, with
+perhaps a little more care and intelligence than they had shown at
+drill, closing up to their guns.
+
+The gunlayer of No. Five stepped to one side and looked out on the
+beam. The mists had cleared, and far to the east he could see a line
+of little smoke puffs that could only mean one thing--ships in station
+and burning high-speed fuel. The cruiser heeled a little, and the
+smoke dots swung from abeam to nearly ahead as she turned, and he lost
+sight of them behind the shield of the next gun. He wanted to go
+forward and watch them. It seemed worse to have it hanging over him
+like this. He did not know if he would be quite ready if the ship
+turned suddenly to bring his gun to bear and he should see the enemy
+at close range, and no longer as little brown smoke blurs.
+
+The sight-setter, a boy of seventeen, spoke to him and he looked round.
+The boy's face was rather white, and his lips trembled a little. The
+gunlayer woke up at the sight, and broke into a pleased grin.
+
+"Only little beggars," he said, "hardly enough to make a mouthful.
+Don't you make no blinkin' errors this morning, my lad, or I'll land
+you one you'll be proud of!"
+
+The speech cheered him up, and he began to believe he _might_ come out
+of it alive--with luck. The ship was travelling now. The white water
+raced past at a dizzy speed, and a great sloping V of bubbling foam
+followed them fifty yards astern. Every few seconds a quivering
+vibration started from forward and travelled through the
+hull--reminding him of a terrier waiting at a rat-hole. He wanted to
+smoke--there would be just time for a cigarette--but although he was
+afraid of death, he was afraid of the Gunnery Lieutenant more. He
+snuggled down to the shoulder-piece and began working his elevating
+wheel slowly. There was little roll on the ship, and he realised
+thankfully that there was going to be no difficulty about keeping his
+sights on. The oblong port in the shield through which his telescope
+passed worried him: it seemed so unnecessarily big. That was just like
+the Admiralty designers, he thought--so long as they didn't have to
+stand behind the hole they didn't care how big it was. Why, it would
+let a six-inch shell through! He felt quite a grievance about it.
+Then, with a heel and an increase of vibration the ship turned. Lord!
+there they were--one--two--three--four--five of them--going like
+smoke, too. He pressed close to his telescope, and the enemy sprang
+into view--many times magnified. The boy sight-setter in a cracked
+voice repeated an order, and he heard the quick shuffle of feet and
+the word "Ready" come like a whip-crack from behind him. The leading
+enemy danced in the heat-haze as his telescope swayed up and down her
+foremast. It all depended on him and a few others now. The
+responsibility worried him. The gun's crew behind him were invisible,
+but he felt that their eyes were glued to his back, and that they were
+wondering if he was going to make good.
+
+Boom--Br-r-room--Boom! That was the next ahead. It sounded a rotten
+salvo. Was she ranging--or would they all start now? He saw no
+splashes by the ship in his sights. Was it a complete miss, or was it
+fired at another enemy?
+
+Boom--B-r-_room_! That was a better one. Weren't _they_ going to do
+anything? As he wondered, the enemy cruiser flashed like a red helio,
+and he gasped in admiration at the simultaneous firing of her battery.
+A great sheet of white shut out the view in his telescope, and a
+deafening crack announced the bursting of a short salvo. _Wow_-ooo!
+Something whined overhead, and his own gun spoke--rocking the shield,
+and making him flinch from the sights. _Gawd!_ had he fired with the
+sights on, or were his eyes shut? Anyhow, the men behind him did not
+seem to notice anything wrong. The breech slammed viciously, and the
+word "Ready" came on the instant. "_Clang_"--something hit the shield
+and glanced upwards as his gun spoke again. He knew he hadn't had the
+sights on then--he hadn't been ready,--how the hell could a man keep
+the sights on with this going on? Behind him a man began a scream, a
+scream which was cut short suddenly with the crack of a bursting H.E.
+shell and the whistle and wail of splinters. Gawd! this was
+chronic--the ship must be getting it thick. The enemy swung into his
+telescope field again, and he saw the throbbing flame jerk out and
+vanish from her upper deck.
+
+B-r-r-_oom_! That was a better salvo. He must have been on the spot
+that time--another one--no, he was aiming high then. Still, it didn't
+matter. They'd all be dead soon and nobody would know who'd fired well
+or badly. Right abreast the enemy's bridge a great spout of water shot
+up, and behind it he saw the yellow sheet of flame that told of half
+a broadside going home. "He _must_ keep his sights on"--"_Must_ keep
+his sights on." His gun rocked as it fired, and he swore under his
+breath at the delay before the crew reloaded. Were they all wounded?
+They might be--as he estimated at least three full salvoes had been
+aboard since the first shot. The enemy swung out of his field of view
+again, and he took his eye from the telescope a moment. What the hell
+was the ship turning for? The flagship must be crazy--just when we
+were hitting, too. He froze to his eye-piece again, and saw the
+familiar bridge and curved stem of his target as before. A haze of
+purplish-grey smoke was over her forecastle, and as he fired again he
+saw the flash of another salvo along her side. What was it "Guns" had
+said? _The one that sticks it out._ Why couldn't they load quicker
+behind him? They seemed so slow. The target vanished suddenly in a
+pall of brown smoke, and he lost her for a moment, his sights swinging
+down with the gentle motion of the ship. He saw splashes rise from the
+sea, but heard no whine and hum of splinters following. There she was
+again! And there was another salvo in the same place. A voice from
+behind him said something, and he barked a profane response,--a demand
+for quicker loading. The voice replied with, "Stick it, Jerry--you're
+givin' 'er bloody 'ell!" And he realised suddenly that the hitting now
+seemed to be all one way, and that his target was on fire from the bow
+to the forward funnel. His sights swung off again, and a moment later
+his gun brought up against the forward stops with a bump. He raised
+his head and looked round. Their next astern was on the quarter now,
+and they must have all turned together towards the enemy. The bow gun
+still banged away, sending blasts of hot air back along the deck, but
+no reply seemed to be coming. The gunlayer scrambled up on the shield
+and looked ahead to the east. A blur of smoke hid the enemy--a great
+brown greasy cloud--and he dropped on his knee to the heel that
+announced another change of helm. Round they came--sixteen points--and
+he had a view of the Flagship, with a long signal hoist at her
+masthead, tearing past in her own wake.
+
+"What the hell--ain't we going to finish it? What's the game?" a
+chorus of voices spoke from the deck below him, and then came the
+"still" of a bugle and the pipe, "Sponge out and clean guns--clear up
+upper deck. Enemy is under the guns of Heligoland."
+
+"Well, who cares for Heligoland?" said the gunlayer--and on the words
+he came down from his perch on the gunshield with a run. A roar like a
+twelve-inch salvo and a huge column of tumbling water a hundred yards
+on the beam had answered him. The next shell pitched in their
+wake--then another well astern, and they were out of range. He
+suddenly realised that he was thirstier than he had ever been before,
+and started forward to the water-tank. As he moved, a hand clutched
+his arm and he found the boy sight-setter at his side, a fountain of
+words, dancing with excitement.
+
+"My Christ! that was fine. _Gawd_--what a show, hey? An' you that
+cool, too. I didn't 'alf shake, till I looked at you, an' saw you was
+laughin'. We didn't 'alf brown 'em off, did we? an' they----"
+
+"Aw, go chase yerself," said the gunlayer. "That weren't nothing. Wait
+till you sees a battle, my son--and you won't think nothing o' to-day."
+
+As he turned to lift the drinking-cup he glanced at the clock and saw
+with amazement that it was seven-fifteen. With a vague memory of
+having done so before, he fumbled in his cap-lining for a cigarette.
+
+
+
+
+A WAGE SLAVE.
+
+
+The Coxswain nodded to the boy messenger and reached for his cap.
+
+"All right, my lad--'ook me down that lammy. What's the panic, d'ye
+know?"
+
+"No, _I_ dunno. Sez 'e, 'Tell 'im to come up. I want 'im at the
+wheel,' 'e sez. An' I come along an'----"
+
+"All right--'ook it, and don't stand there blowin' down my neck."
+
+The Coxswain jerked his "lammy" coat on, and clumped heavily out of
+the mess, chewing a section of ship's biscuit (carefully and
+cunningly--for the shortage of teeth among torpedo coxswains amounts
+almost to a badge of office) as he went.
+
+"What's up, Jim--steam tattics?" asked the Torpedo Gunner's
+Mate--another Lower Deck Olympian--looking up from a three-day-old
+'Telegraph.'
+
+The Coxswain grunted in response. It is not the custom of the Service
+to answer silly questions. The reason the question was asked at all
+may be put down to the fact of the 'Telegraph' being not only old but
+empty of interest.
+
+As he reached the upper deck he buttoned his coat and felt in his
+pockets for his mittens. It was very cold--a cold accentuated by the
+wind of the Destroyer's passage. There was no sea, but it was
+pitch-dark, with a glint of phosphorus from water broken by the wakes
+of six "war-built" T.B.D.'s running in line ahead at an easy
+twenty-four knots. The Coxswain could never, in all probability, have
+explained his reasoning, though the fact that the speed had been
+increased was noticeable; but he knew, as he swung up the ladders to
+the unseen fore-bridge, that he had not been sent for a mere
+alteration of course. His brain must have received some telepathic
+wave from the ship's hull which told him that the enemy had had
+something to do with the break in his watch below.
+
+His sea-boots ceased their noisy clumping as he reached the bridge,
+and he was standing by the helmsman with a hand on the wheel before
+the man had noticed his arrival. With an interrogative grunt he
+stepped to the steering pedestal as the man moved aside, and he stood
+peering at the dimly lit compass card, and moving the wheel a spoke or
+two each way as he "felt" her.
+
+"North Seventy East--carryin' a little starboard," said the dark
+figure beside him, and he accepted the "Turn-over" with another
+characteristic growl--
+
+"That you, Pember? Follow the next ahead and steer small." The
+Commander had spoken, the white gleam from his scarf showing for a
+moment in the reflected compass light.
+
+"Next ahead and steer small, sir." He leaned forward and watched the
+blue-white fan of phosphorus that meant the stern-wave of the next
+ship. Low voices spoke beside him, and the telegraphs whirred round
+and reply-gongs tinkled. Half, or perhaps a quarter, of his brain
+noticed these things, but they were instantly pigeon-holed and
+forgotten. He was at his job, and his job was to hold his course on
+the next ahead. Without an order, nothing but death would cause him to
+let his attention wander from his business. He heard the
+sub-lieutenant a few feet distant crooning in a mournful voice--
+
+ "How many miles to Babylon?"
+ "Three score and ten."
+
+The back of his brain seized the words and turned them over and over.
+Babylon was in the Bible--he wasn't sure where it was on the map
+though. How much was three score and ten? Three twenties were sixty,
+and--"_Action Stations_"--Babylon slid into a pigeon-hole, and he
+relaxed for a second from his rigid concentration on the next ahead.
+He straightened up, stretching his long gaunt body, and a suspicion
+of a smile lit his face. Then he resumed his peering, puckered
+attitude, oblivious to everything but that phosphorescent glow ahead.
+The glow broadened and brightened, and he felt the quiver beneath his
+feet that told of a speed that contractors of three years ago would
+have gaped at. A vivid flash of yellow light lit up the next ahead and
+showed her bridge and funnels with startling clearness against the
+sky. By the same flash he saw another big destroyer on the bow
+crossing the line from starboard to port. His own bow gun fired at the
+instant the detonations of the first shots reached him, and in the
+midst of the tearing reports of a round dozen of high-velocity guns,
+by some miracle of concentration, he heard a helm order from the white
+scarf six feet away. The little fifteen-inch wheel whirled under his
+hand, and with a complaining quiver and roll the destroyer swung after
+her leader to port. In the light of a continually increasing number of
+gun-flashes he saw the next ahead running "Yard-arm to Yard-arm" with
+a long German destroyer, each slamming shell into the other at furious
+speed. He gave a side-glance to starboard to look for his opposite
+number on the enemy line--and then came one of those incidents which
+show that the Navy trains men into the same mental groove, whether
+officers or coxswains.
+
+The enemy destroyer was just turning up to show her port broadside.
+She was carrying "Hard-over" helm, and her wheel could hardly reverse
+in the time that would be necessary if----. The coxswain anticipated
+the order he knew would come--anticipated it to the extent of a mere
+fraction of port-helm and a savage grip of the wheel. The order came
+in a voice that no amount of gun-fire could prevent the coxswain from
+hearing just then. "_Hard-a-port!_ _Ram her_, coxswain!" The enemy saw
+and tried to meet the charge bow-on. There was no room between them
+for that, and he knew it. His guns did his best for him, but a man
+intent on his job takes a lot of killing at short range. Two shells
+hit and burst below the bridge, and the third--the coxswain swung
+round the binnacle, gripping the rim with his left hand. His right
+hand still held the wheel, and spun it through a full turn of
+starboard helm. The stiffened razor-edge bow took the enemy at the
+break of the poop, and went clean through before crushing back to the
+fore bulkhead. At the impact the shattered coxswain slipped forward on
+the deck and died with a smashing, splintering noise in his ears--the
+tribute of war to an artist whose work was done.
+
+
+
+
+AN "ANNUAL."
+
+
+A grey drizzly morning, with yellow fog to seaward and every prospect
+of a really wet day. At each side of the black basin gates stood a
+little group of men, the majority "Dockyard mateys" of the rigger's
+party. A few wore the insignia of higher rank--bowler hats and
+watch-chains. The bowler hats conferred together in low voices, while
+the rank and file conferred not at all, but stared solemnly out at the
+wall of mist that cut the visibility in the harbour down to a bare
+four hundred yards.
+
+Round the corner of the rigger's store two uniformed figures appeared
+walking briskly towards the basin entrance. Both wore overcoats. The
+shorter man was grey where the hair showed beneath his gold-peaked
+cap, while the pale face and "washed-out" look of the younger man
+indicated that the hospital ship which took him away from Gallipoli
+had done so none too soon.
+
+As they approached, one of the bowler-wearers detached himself from
+the group and spoke to the senior of the two. There was a
+three-cornered comparison of watches and then a move to the wall, over
+the edge of which they gazed down at the slowly moving yellow water.
+
+"We'll give her another quarter of an hour, Mr Johnson, and then pack
+up," said the officer. "I think it has cleared a little since six, and
+I know they'll bring her up if they possibly can."
+
+Through the medley of horns, syrens, and whistles that had been
+sounding through the fog, four short blasts caught the ear of a rigger
+who leaned against the outward capstan bollard. He lounged forward a
+couple of paces, and the men nearest looked round at him with a
+symptom of interest. The blasts sounded again, and he turned and
+looked at the foreman rigger behind him. The foreman nodded and spoke
+and the group separated a little, some of the men picking up long
+flexible "heaving-lines" coiled in neat rings on the cobble-stones.
+
+"She's coming, sir," said the foreman, turning to the King's
+Harbourmaster; "she'll just do it nicely. That was the new tug's
+whistle."
+
+A couple of capstan bollards began to clatter round as steam was
+turned on and a heavy wooden fender swung with a crash over the
+rounded edge of each entrance wall. The mist was clearing now, and the
+traffic in the harbour could be dimly seen. A foreman pointed to
+seaward, and the younger officer followed his arm with his tired eyes.
+Over the fog a slender dark line showed with a blurred foretop below.
+The unmistakable tripod mast of a big ship showed gradually through,
+and as he watched he was reminded of a magic-lantern picture out of
+focus being gradually brought into definition by the operator. The
+mist cleared faster than she approached, and at a quarter of a mile
+he could see the great looming bow surmounted by tier on tier of
+bridges, which mounted almost to the high overhanging top. She crawled
+slowly on, using her own engines, the hawsers leading to the furiously
+agitated paddle tugs on bow and quarter sweeping slack along the
+stream. On the tall "monkey's island" a group of figures clustered
+together, and the gleam of gold-peaked caps showed among the blue
+overcoats. At half a cable's length the voices of the leadsmen,
+inarticulate and faint before, could be clearly heard. "And a
+_ha-a-a-f_ nine"--"and a _ha-a-a-f_ nine." The bow tugs sheered off to
+each side, and whistles blew shrilly. The heavy bow hawsers fell
+splashing in the water, and the jingle of engine-room telegraph bells
+echoed up the walls of the entrance. A couple of dingy black "rigger"
+boats, propelled "Maltee fashion," with the rowers standing facing
+forward, appeared between the dockyard wall and the great curved stem.
+Heaving-lines sailed through the air, uncoiling as they flew, and the
+boats rowed furiously back to the entrance. From somewhere aft by the
+turret a great bull voice spoke through a megaphone. The riggers at
+the entrance leapt into sudden activity, and for five minutes the din
+and clatter of capstans, shrilling of whistles, and splash of hawsers
+in the water broke the spell of silence. The noise died suddenly, and
+the note of telegraph bells came ringing again from the high grey
+monster. Slowly she gathered way, and to the clatter of the dockyard
+capstans as the slack of the hawsers was taken in, her forty-foot
+curved stem passed the black caisson gates. The two officers, the
+young and the old, stepped to the edge of the wall and looked across.
+Her stem had hit off the exact centre of the entrance, but there was a
+good two hundred yards of her to come yet. In dead silence, with
+groups of men fallen in at attention along her side, she flowed on,
+her speed a bare two knots, but a speed in keeping with her enormous
+bulk and majesty. As she entered, and the finer lines of her bow
+passed, she seemed to swell, till she almost filled the entrance, and
+it looked as if one could step aboard her from the lock-side. The eyes
+travelled from the mighty turret guns that glistened in the rain, and
+were attracted up and up till heads were tilted back to look at the
+highest bridge of all. A quiet incisive voice could be clearly heard:
+"Port ten"--"'Midships"--"Stop both." Again the "kling-kling" of bells
+and then silence. The grey-haired officer on the wall raised his hand
+in salute, and a tall grave captain, looking down from above, saluted
+in return, showing a flash of white teeth in a smile of recognition.
+
+As she passed the hawsers came with her, transferred from bollard to
+bollard by gangs of staggering men. The passage of her stern past the
+outer entrance seemed to break a spell, as if the hypnotism of
+hundreds of staring eyes had passed away. The caisson gates ground to
+with almost indecent haste behind her, as some castle portcullis might
+do as the last prisoner was dragged through. Whistles blew, answering
+each other across the oily, rain-pitted water of the basin, and to the
+_weeep we-ooo_ of pipes and the roar of the boatswains mates' voices,
+the lines of rigid men on the great ship's side broke up and fell
+back. She had left the open sea and had become "Number 955--for
+refit--in Dockyard hands."
+
+"How long is she for, sir? Ten days?"
+
+The grey-haired officer turned: "No, only eight. They want her back as
+soon as possible. Four days' leave to each watch and she'll be off
+again. You're looking cold, boy--come up to breakfast. That malaria
+hasn't left you yet."
+
+"I wish it would, sir. I want to get to sea again.
+
+"I know. It's not so bad to watch them come in, but it makes me feel
+old when I see them leaving again. But you needn't worry, the War's
+going on a long time yet."
+
+
+
+
+"OUR ANNUAL."
+
+
+ Up the well-remembered fairway, past the buoys and forts we drifted--
+ Saw the houses, roads, and churches, as they were a year ago.
+ Far astern were wars and battles, all the dreary clouds were lifted,
+ As we turned the Elbow Ledges--felt the engines ease to "Slow."
+
+ Rusty side and dingy paintwork, stripped for war and cleared for
+ battle--
+ Saw the harbour-tugs around us--smelt the English fields again,--
+ English fields and English hedges--sheep and horses, English cattle,
+ Like a screen unrolled before us, through the mist of English rain.
+
+ Slowly through the basin entrance--twenty thousand tons a-crawling
+ With a thousand men aboard her, all a-weary of the War--
+ Warped her round and laid alongside with the cobble-stones
+ a-calling--
+ "There's a special train awaiting, just for you to come ashore."
+
+ Out again as fell the evening, down the harbour in the gloaming
+ With the sailors on the fo'c'sle looking wistfully a-lee--
+ Just another year of waiting--just another year of roaming
+ For the Majesty of England--for the Freedom of the Sea.
+
+
+
+
+MASCOTS.
+
+
+ When the galleys of Ph[oe]nicia, through the gates of Hercules,
+ Steered South and West along the coast to seek the Tropic Seas,
+ When they rounded Cape Agulhas, putting out from Table Bay,
+ They started trading North again, as steamers do to-day.
+ They dealt in gold and ivory and ostrich feathers too,
+ With a little private trading by the officers and crew,
+ Till rounding Guardafui, steering up for Aden town,
+ The tall Ph[oe]nician Captain called the First Lieutenant down.
+ "By all the Tyrian purple robes that you will never wear,
+ By the Temples of Zimbabwe, by King Solomon I swear,
+ The ship is like a stable, like a Carthaginian sty.
+ I am Captain here--confound you!--or I'll know the reason why.
+ Every sailor in the galley has a monkey or a goat;
+ There are parrots in the eyes of her and serpents in the boat.
+ By the roaring fire of Baal, I'll not have it any more:
+ Heave them over by the sunset, or I'll hang you at the fore!"
+ "What is that, sir? _Not_ as cargo? _Not_ a bit of private trade?
+ Well, of all the dumbest idiots you're the dumbest ever made,
+ Standing there and looking silly: _leave the animals alone_."
+ (Sailors with a tropic liver always have a brutal tone.)
+ "By the crescent of Astarte, I am not religious--yet--
+ I would sooner spill the table salt than kill a sailor's pet."
+
+
+
+
+THE SPARROW.
+
+
+A perfectly calm blue sea, a blazing June sun, and absolutely nothing
+to break the monotony of a blank horizon. The sparrow was deadbeat,
+and was travelling slowly to the north and west on a zigzag course,
+about two hundred feet high. The sparrow had no right to be there at
+all. He hailed from a Yorkshire hedgerow, and nothing but a real
+three-day fog and westerly winds could have brought him over such a
+waste of waters. He had been flying in a circle all night, swerving at
+intervals down to the water in the vain hope of finding rest for his
+aching muscles. Now he was heading roughly towards his home with but
+slight hopes of ever reaching it.
+
+A faint droning noise to the north made him turn, and low over the
+straight-ruled horizon he saw a silvery-white line that every moment
+grew larger. He headed towards it, but at a mile range swerved away to
+pass astern of it. It was not an inviting object for even a lost
+sparrow to rest on. With engines running slow--so slowly that the
+blades of the great propellors could be easily seen--with a broad
+white-and-black ensign flapping lazily below and astern, the Zeppelin
+droned on to the south'ard, a thing of massive grace and beauty on
+such a perfect summer's day.
+
+With a vague idea that the monster might lead him home, the sparrow
+turned and followed. The Zeppelin slowly drew ahead and rose higher,
+while far to the south another monster rose over the skyline, black
+against the sun. The great craft passed each other and turned away,
+the first one heading back to the north whence he had come, and the
+second disappearing to the east, climbing slowly as he went.
+
+The sparrow turned also and fluttered and dipped in pathetic
+confidence after his first visitor. The fact of having seen
+_something_, however unpleasant and strange-looking, had given him a
+new access of strength, and he was able to keep the great silver thing
+in easy view. Suddenly the Zeppelin tilted like a hunter at a high
+fence, and the note of his engines rose to a dull roar. He climbed
+like--well, like a sparrow coming up to a house-top--and at three
+thousand feet he circled at full power, levelling off his angle, and
+showing a turn of speed which left the frightened bird gaping.
+
+The sparrow fluttered on vaguely, passing at 100 feet above the water,
+below the Zeppelin. He had decided that a pilot who played tricks like
+that was no sort of use to him, and that he had better stick to his
+original idea of working to the north and west, however lonely a
+course it might be. He swerved a little at a rushing, whistling noise
+that came from above him, and which grew to a terrifying note. A big
+dark object whipped past him, and a moment later splashed heavily into
+the mirror-like surface below. The rings made by its impact had
+hardly started to widen, when there was a great convulsion, and a
+column of smoky-white water leapt up behind him, followed by the roar
+of an explosion. The sparrow started to climb--to climb as he had
+never done in his life. Twice more--his weariness forgotten--he was
+urged to further efforts to gain height, by the shock of the great
+detonations from the water below. The Zeppelin was down to a thousand
+feet now, swinging round on a wider circle. Five hundred feet below,
+the sparrow saw a faint streak on the water which faded at one end
+into blue sea, and at the other narrowed to a little feather of spray
+round a dark point that was travelling like the fin of some slowly
+moving fish to the north-westward. The Zeppelin saw it too, and came
+hunting back along the line. Bang--bang--bang! Great columns shot up
+again ahead and astern of the strange fish, and away went the sparrow
+to the south once more. Any course was bad in this place, and it was
+better to die alone in the waters than to be pursued by such a
+monster of the air. As he went he heard more and more detonations
+behind him, until the noise of the droning engine had died, when he
+was again alone over the sparkling unfriendly sea. The exertions and
+alarm of the last hour had taken the last of his reserve forces, and
+in uneven flutterings his flight tended lower and lower, till he was a
+bare twenty feet from what he knew must be his grave. Then came a
+miracle of war. A bare quarter-mile ahead a thing like a tapering
+lance began to rise and grow from the water. It was followed by a grey
+black-lettered tower which also grew and showed a rounded grey hull,
+moving slowly south with a white band of froth spinning away astern. A
+lid on the tower clanged open, and two figures appeared. One raised
+something to his eye, and faced south. The other stood on the rail and
+pivoted slowly round, staring at sky and sea.
+
+"I wonder what the deuce he was bombing--bit of wreckage, I suppose,"
+said the man on the rail.
+
+"Well, it wasn't us anyway. The blind old baby-killer." The man with
+the sextant lowered it and fiddled with the shades. "_We've_ got no
+boats near, have we, sir?"
+
+"Not for donkeys' miles. I hope it was a Fritz, anyway. I say, look at
+that spadger!"
+
+"Where? I don't see it. Stand by. Stop, sir."
+
+"All right, I got you. Here, catch this watch. That spadger's gone
+down into the casing, and he'll drown if we dip with him there. Look
+out for those Zepps. coming back."
+
+The Captain swung quickly down the foreside of the conning-tower, ran
+forward and peered into the casing in the eyes of the boat.
+
+"Zepp. coming, sir,--north of us, just gone behind a bit of cloud."
+
+"Zepp. be damned. Ah! got you, you little beggar." He reached his arm
+into a coil of wet rope and rose triumphantly to his feet. The sparrow
+cheeped pitifully as he ran aft again and took the ladder in two
+jumps. He gave a glance astern and another all round the horizon
+before following his sextant-clutching subordinate below. The lid
+clanged, and with a sigh, a gurgle, and a flirt of her screws the
+submarine slid under, the blank and expressionless eye of her
+periscope staring fixedly at an unconscious but triumphant Zeppelin
+that was gliding out from a fleecy patch of cloud astern.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Here you are, Lizzie. Skipper said I was to let him go soon's we got
+in, but I just brought 'im to show you. We've 'ad 'im aboard five days
+now, and 'e can't 'alf eat biscuit. 'E's as full as 'e can 'old now.
+Open the window, old girl, and we'll let 'im out afore I starts
+'ugging yer."
+
+The lid of the cap-box opened wide and the sparrow hopped to the
+table. He raised his cramped wings and fluffed out his feathers as he
+felt his muscles again. There was a flutter and a flip of his impudent
+tail, and quicker than the eye could follow him the wanderer was gone.
+
+
+
+
+A WAR WEDDING.
+
+
+Old Bill Dane? Yes, he's married now. We got a week's refitting leave,
+and I've just been seeing him through it. Ye--es, there was a bit of a
+hitch when they were engaged, but----Well, I'll tell you the story. I
+saw most of it, because I was sort of doing second for him then too.
+You see, he and I got it rather in the neck in the August scrap, and
+we came out of hospital together. I had a smashed leg and he had a
+scalp wound. Nothing to write home about, but it didn't make any more
+of a Venus of him when it healed. They sent us on sick-leave, and we
+stayed with his people. His guvnor's the eye specialist, you know--got
+a home in town, and keeps the smell of iodoform in Harley Street, and
+doesn't let it come into the house. We were all right. We led the
+quiet life, and just pottered around, and saw the shows and so on. We
+gave the social life a miss until Bill's sister let us in. Bill didn't
+want to go, but she put it to me, and as I was sort of her guest I had
+to make him come. Who? The sister? Oh! all right, you know. Don't be a
+fool, or I won't tell you the yarn. Well, she took us poodlefaking,
+and it cost me a bit at Gieves' for new rig, too. It was about our
+third stunt that way when Bill got into trouble. We were at some bally
+great house belonging to a stockbroker or bookie or some one, and they
+were doing fox-trots up and down the drawing-room, and Bill and I were
+rather out of it. I was lame and he's no dancing man, unless it's just
+dressed in a towel or two to amuse guests in the wardroom when there's
+a bit of table-turning going on. Some woman came and told him he'd got
+to join up, and took him over to the girl. She was dressed regular
+war-flapper fashion, you know, like a Bank of Expectation cheque,
+except she hadn't got a top-hat on as some of them had lately. Most
+of 'em in the room were togged out like that, and Bill and I had just
+agreed we didn't go much on the style at all, but Bill is a proper
+lamb about women. He did one turn of the room with the girl, dancing a
+sort of Northern Union style, and then she stopped, and he brought her
+over to me and plumped her on the sofa between us. I think he wanted
+to see if I was laughing. She started on me at once, and asked me all
+about my leg and Bill's head, and talked like a Maxim. Asked me if we
+were great friends, and made me laugh. I said we had only forgathered
+because I had beaten him in the middle-weights in the Grand Fleet
+championships, and though I had never seen his face before, his left
+stop had touched my heart. She dropped me then--she thought I was
+pulling her leg--and turned to Bill, and then his sister took me off
+to get her tea. I didn't realise Bill was getting soft about it till
+his sister told me, though the fact of our going to tea and dinner at
+the girl's home that week had seemed funny to me at the time. The
+sister was rather pleased about it--said she knew the girl and liked
+her. I said I didn't think much of that sort, but she smoothed me down
+a bit. She thought that they would do each other good. I said Bill was
+such an old lamb he'd only get sloppy, and do what the girl told him;
+but she laughed. She told me I might know Jim in the ring, but I
+didn't know much about him otherwise. I was rather shirty at that, but
+I think now she was talking sense, though I didn't then. Well, Bill
+can get quite busy when he makes his mind up, and the way he rushed
+that girl was an education to watch. They were engaged in ten days
+from the first time we went to her house, and I don't think we missed
+seeing her for more than twelve hours in that time. I? Oh, I and the
+sister were chaperons. I didn't mind. I was sorry for Bill, but I
+wasn't going to spoil things for him if he was set on it.
+
+The girl's people were all right. They were rather the Society type,
+you know--thought London was capital of the world, and that a Gotha
+bomb in the West End ought to mean a new Commander-in-Chief to relieve
+Haig; but they were quite decent.
+
+The trouble? Well, I'm coming to that. It came about a week after they
+had announced the engagement. Old Bill had been getting a bit restive
+over things. You see, he had begun to wonder just where _he_ came into
+the business. He wanted to get the girl off by her lonesome to a
+desert island, and tell her what a peach she was, for the rest of her
+natural life; but the girl hadn't got an inkling of what he thought
+about it. He was towed round like a pet bear and told to enjoy
+himself, while people talked over his head. She was just a kid, and
+she didn't know. It seemed to her that being engaged was good fun, and
+getting married was a matter they could think about later, when she'd
+had time to consider it. She was all for the tango-tea and the latest
+drawing-room crazes. I didn't feel enthusiastic about his affairs, and
+I told the sister so; but she laughed about it all. I didn't. The
+girl, Hilda--her name was Hilda Conron--was just like a kid with a
+toy. She took him around and showed him off, and she went on quacking
+away to all her pals as if Bill wasn't in the room. She seemed to take
+it for granted he was going to join up with her crowd and learn to do
+the same tricks and talk the same patter as they did. Bill certainly
+tried; but they treated him like a fool, and he told me several times
+he felt like one. Well then, we came to the smash. Lord, it _was_ a
+queer show, and I'd sooner have had my leg off than have missed it. We
+were taken off to a charity auction, Red Cross or something, where
+they sold bits of A. A. shell with the Government marks on them as
+bits of Zepp. bombs, and Pekinese dogs for a hundred quid or so. After
+the sale, about twenty of the household and the guests that had paid
+most clustered round to add up the takings and drink tea and talk.
+Miss Conron had been selling things, and was dressed up to the nines.
+There was a bishop there, and some young staff officers and some
+civilians, M.P.'s, or editors or something like that. Old Bill was
+sitting with me and his sister, looking like a family lawyer at a
+funeral, and the girl was perched on a sofa with a lanky
+shopwalker-looking bloke alongside her. He was an indispensable of
+sorts--Secretary to the Minister of some bloomin' thing or other. He
+was the lad, I tell you,--sort of made you feel you were waiting on
+the mat when he talked. He was laying down the law about the War and
+all about it, and he talked like all the Angels at a Peace Conference.
+But it was the bishop that put his foot in the mulligatawny first. He
+agreed with the smooth-haired draper-man about the need of peace, but
+he said we should see that Germany provided suitable reparation for
+Belgium. Bill sat up and got red and stuttered, and said: "I don't
+think Germany or anybody can give Belgium back what she has lost."
+
+They all looked at Bill as if he had just dawned on them, and Bill
+looked more foolish. The draper-man shipped an eyeglass and looked him
+over like a new specimen. "Ah!" he said, "our naval friend? Perhaps
+you will tell us in what way you consider the War can be ended before
+the world comes to economic ruin. Must we wait until you have had your
+fill of fighting or have destroyed the High Sea Fleet?"
+
+Bill stood up and stopped looking silly. Miss Dane leaned back in her
+chair, and I heard her sigh as if she was pleased about something.
+
+"Never mind the High Sea Fleet," said Bill. "That's not your business
+to worry about. But as to 'fill of fighting,' you've said it there.
+When we've had our fill of fighting Germany will have had more, but
+we're a long way from that yet."
+
+The long stiff turned to Miss Conron. "Why, little Miss Hilda," he
+said, "your fiance is charming. He should speak in the Park on Sundays
+and we would all come to listen."
+
+The girl got red and looked daggers at Bill. She didn't like his
+making a fool of himself, and she wanted him back in his chair again.
+The long man put a hand on her knee and spoke quietly to her, and she
+shook her head at him and laughed. That did it. My oath! that did it
+all right. Bill shrugged his shoulders back and took station in the
+outer ring of draper-worshippers, and spoke like a--a Demosthenes.
+
+"You blank, blank, blank," he said, "get off that sofa and get away
+from Miss Conron."
+
+The Bishop looked as if the end of the world had come and he was
+adrift with his cash accounts. The staff officers looked blank and the
+women got scary. I got up and took station on Bill's quarter in case
+any one got excited. The long man put up his glass again and showed
+symptoms of an approaching oration.
+
+"You stay then, you half-breed dog," said Bill; "I'm going to talk to
+you." Bill put his hands in his coat pockets and looked around. "Now
+listen," he said; "I'm talking for a lot of men who aren't here.
+_We're_ fighting this show, and there are some millions of us. Who
+are you to talk of War or Peace? By God, if you try and pack up we'll
+put you to work again. If you're going to compromise with Germany, we
+won't. Have you forgotten what the Germans can do? My oath, you make
+me sick. What can it matter if the nations are all broken and ruined
+so long as we smash Germany? _We_ don't want money and luxuries to
+fight on. Give us food and munitions till we have done what we started
+to do. You whining people--what do you know of it? Have you got no
+guts at all? Have you read the Bryce Report? Yes, I bet you have, and
+locked it away so that your women shouldn't see it. I tell you, it
+doesn't matter to us, and we're about four million men, if we are all
+killed so long as we kill eight million Huns. I know a sergeant who
+has killed five Prussian officers, and I think he's a real man, not
+like you. He took to it after he saw a five-year-old girl with her
+hands cut off hanging like a sucking-pig on a meat-hook in a wrecked
+French village. Doesn't that make you feel it? I tell you, if you
+play the fool behind our backs we'll take charge of you. Yes, Bishop,
+you'll keep up the good work in a munition factory, and you'll work
+hard too. If you can't be a patriot now, you will be when you've been
+caned across your lathe."
+
+They were as still as mice, and the rumble of traffic along Piccadilly
+sounded very loud. Miss Conron was as white as a sheet, and her eyes
+were staring as if she were scared to death. Bill took a long breath
+and went on--
+
+"I've tried to see your point of view while I've been among you, and I
+can't. I'm going to leave you and get back to my own lot. I'm giving
+up something I didn't think I could give up, but I won't join you just
+to get it. There are not so many of us as there are of you, but you'll
+do what you're told if we take charge. Most of us have seen dead men,
+and some of us have seen dead women. None of you have seen either, and
+you don't understand. You want to hide things away and pretend
+they're not there. They _are_ there, and they are going on wherever
+the Germans are, you fools. There's a man here who has been
+impertinent to me because he thinks I'm a fool. I'm a better man than
+any six of his sort, and I'm going to show him how. It will do the
+rest of you good to watch, because you haven't seen death yet, and a
+man with a bruise or two will seem a big thing to you. Come along, my
+sofa-king, you're for it."
+
+Bill walked up to him with his hands down and the women began to
+squeal. The draper-man was game. He took a step forward and swung his
+right. Bill hooked him under the chin and gave him the left in the
+stomach. The poor beggar backed off, taking a wicked upper-cut as he
+did so. As he straightened again Bill sent a couple of full swings to
+his head. He was going down, but Bill wouldn't let him. I think if he
+hadn't been so clever with Miss Conron on the sofa he would have got
+off fairly cheap, but a girl makes a lot of difference to any scrap.
+He took about six more before he hit the deck, and then he looked
+like a Belgian atrocity picture by Raemaekers. Bill came over to me
+and signalled his sister to the door. She moved off. My oath, she
+hadn't turned a hair--she's a sportsman. He looked across at Miss
+Conron, who was still on the sofa looking at the huddled figure in the
+middle of the carpet. "I'm going now, Hilda," he said; "your people
+aren't my people. I'm sorry."
+
+She never moved, but the colour had come back into her face again.
+Bill shrugged back his shoulders and turned his back, and we started
+for the door. Miss Dane was there, holding the handle and looking past
+us at the horrified group we had left. As we got almost up to her she
+smiled and came to Bill. She took him by the shoulders and turned him
+round, and I turned to see what she was looking at. Miss Conron was
+walking that sixty-foot plank after us, and I knew when I saw her face
+that she and Bill were going to be all right. She didn't say anything,
+and the four of us went out, and Bill kissed her in the hall in front
+of the servants. Trouble? No--not much. You see, Bill had had a scalp
+wound, and they put it all down to that. The draper-man didn't want to
+publish things much, and Miss Conron's father has got a bit of a pull.
+If he had no kick coming other people could shut up, and--oh yes!
+Sound as a bell--he wouldn't have got married otherwise. But, by gum,
+his sister was right--wasn't she?
+
+
+
+
+A HYMN OF DISGUST.
+
+
+ You wrote a pretty hymn of Hate,
+ That won the Kaiser's praise,
+ Which showed your nasty mental state,
+ And made us laugh for days.
+ I can't compete with such as you
+ In doggerel of mine,
+ But this is certain--_and_ it's true,
+ You bloody-handed swine--
+
+ We do not mouth a song of hate, or talk about you--much,
+ We do not mention things like you--it wouldn't be polite;
+ One doesn't talk in drawing-rooms of Prussian dirt and such,
+ We only want to kill you off--so roll along and fight.
+
+ For men like you with filthy minds, you leave a nasty taste,
+ We can't forget your triumphs with the girls you met in France.
+ By your standards of morality, gorillas would be chaste,
+ And you consummate your triumphs with the bayonet and the lance.
+
+ You give us mental pictures of your officers at play,
+ With naked girls a-dancing on the table as you dine,
+ With their mothers cut to pieces, in the knightly German way,
+ In the corners of the guard-room in a pool of blood and wine.
+
+ You had better stay in Germany, and never go abroad,
+ For wherever you may wander you will find your fame has gone,
+ For you are outcasts from the lists, with rust upon your sword--
+ The blood of many innocents--of children newly born.
+
+ You are bestial men and beastly, and we would not ask you home
+ To meet our wives and daughters, for we doubt that you are clean;
+ You will find your fame in front of you wherever you may roam,
+ You--who came through burning Belgium with the ladies for a screen.
+
+ You--who love to hear the screaming of a girl beneath the knife,
+ In the midst of your companions, with their craning, eager necks;
+ When you crown your German mercy, and you take a sobbing life--
+ You are not exactly gentlemen towards the gentle sex.
+
+ With your rapings in the market-place and slaughter of the weak,
+ With your gross and leering conduct, and your utter lack of shame,--
+ When we note in all your doings such a nasty yellow streak,
+ You show surprise at our disgust, and say you're not to blame.
+
+ We don't want any whinings, and we'd sooner wait for peace
+ Till you realise your position, and you know you whine in vain;
+ And you stand within a circle of the Cleaner World's Police,
+ And we goad you into charging--and we clean the world again.
+
+ For you should know that never shall you meet us as before,
+ That none will take you by the hand or greet you as a friend;
+ So stay with it, and finish it--who brought about the War--
+ And when you've paid for all you've done--well, that will be the End.
+
+
+
+
+THE "SPECIAL."
+
+
+She was not new, and nobody could call her handsome. She was evidently
+more accustomed to rough weather than paint, and her sloping
+forecastle and low freeboard were old-fashioned, to say the least of
+them. She jogged slowly along, rolling to a short beam sea, with an
+apologetic air, as if she felt ashamed of being what she was--a
+pre-war torpedo-boat on local patrol duty.
+
+She steered no particular course, and varied her speed capriciously as
+she beat up and down. Being in sight of the land--a grey, hard, low
+line to the westward--there was no need for accurate plotting of
+courses. On the bridge stood her Captain, a dark, lean, R.N.R.
+Lieutenant, pipe in mouth and hands in "lammy" pockets. The T.B. was
+rolling too much for any one to walk the tiny deck of the bridge; in
+fact, a landsman would have had difficulty in standing at all. He
+turned his head as his First Lieutenant swung up the little iron
+ladder behind him.
+
+"What's for lunch?" he asked, carefully knocking out his pipe on the
+rail before him.
+
+"The same," said his laconic subordinate, who was engaged in a rapid
+survey of the compass card, revolution indicator, and the horizon
+astern. The two stood side by side a moment looking out at the sea and
+sky to windward. "Any pickles?" said the Captain.
+
+"No, only mustard."
+
+The Captain sighed and turned to leave the bridge. The First Lieutenant
+pivoted suddenly--"It's better'n you and I had off the Horn in the
+_Harvester_. You'd 've been glad to get beef then, even if it was in a
+tin." He snorted, and turned forward again to look ahead. The Captain
+remained at the foot of the ladder, reading a signal handed to him by a
+waiting Boy Telegraphist. The argument on the subject of tinned beef had
+lasted a year already, and could be continued at leisure.
+
+The boy received the signal back and vanished below, while the Captain
+climbed slowly to the bridge again. He spoke to the man at the wheel,
+and himself moved the revolution indicator.
+
+"Panic?" said the First Lieutenant (neither of them seemed to use more
+than one word at a time, unless engaged in an argument).
+
+"Sure," was the reply. "Tell 'em to make that blinkin' stuff into
+sandwiches and send 'em up."
+
+The First Lieutenant went down the ladder in silence. The matter of
+the tinned beef was to him, as mess caterer, a continual sore point.
+
+The T.B. started on a more erratic course than before, tacking in long
+irregular stretches out to seaward. Smoke was showing up against the
+land astern, and there was a sense of stirring activity in the air.
+
+Two more torpedo-boats appeared suddenly from nowhere, hoists of
+coloured flags flying at their slender masts. The three hung on one
+course a moment, conferring, then spread fanwise and separated. The
+first boat turned back towards harbour and the growing smoke-puffs,
+which rapidly approached and showed more and more mine-sweepers coming
+out.
+
+A droning, humming noise made the Captain look up, and he pivoted slowly
+round, following with his eyes a big seaplane a thousand feet above him.
+
+As the sound of the engines died away, it seemed to start swelling
+again, as another machine appeared a mile abeam of them, and following
+the first.
+
+The T.B. swung round ahead of the leading sweepers, and turned back to
+seaward. Her speed was not great, but half an hour after the turn the
+sweepers were hull down astern. A small airship slipped out of a low
+cloud and droned away on the common course. Every type of small craft
+seemed to be going easterly, and the sea, which an hour ago had been
+almost blank, was now dotted with patrol ships of every queer kind
+and rig. From overhead it must have looked like a pack of hounds
+tumbling out of cover and spreading on a faint line. But, like the
+hounds, the floating pack was working to an end, and whatever the
+various courses steered, the whole was moving out to sea.
+
+The Boy Telegraphist hauled himself, panting, on to the bridge, and
+thrust a crumpled signal before the Captain's eyes. The Captain
+grunted and spoke shortly, and the boy dashed off below. A moment
+later the piping of calls sounded along the bare iron deck, and men in
+heavy sea-boots began to cluster aft and at the guns. The funnels sent
+out a protesting spout of brown smoke as the T.B. began to work up to
+her speed, and the choppy sea sent up a steady sheet of spray along
+her forecastle and over the crouching figures at the bow gun. The rest
+of the pack appeared to have caught the whimper too, for everything
+that could raise more than "Tramp's pace" was hurrying due east. A
+faint dull "boom" came drifting down wind as the First Lieutenant
+arrived on the bridge, and the two officers looked at each other in
+silence a moment.
+
+"Bomb, sir?" said the junior, showing an interest which almost made
+him conversational.
+
+"Sure thing," said the other. "She gave us the tip when she saw him,
+and that'll be one to put him under."
+
+"How far d'you think it was?"
+
+"Seven-eight mile. You all ready?"
+
+The First Lieutenant nodded and slipped down the ladder again. Three
+miles astern came a couple of white specks--the bow-waves of big
+destroyers pushed to their utmost power. The Captain studied them a
+moment with his binoculars, and gave a grunt which the helmsman
+rightly interpreted as one of satisfaction. Slow as she was, the old
+T.B. had a long start, and was going to be on the spot first. The dark
+was shutting down, and the shapes of the other T.B.'s on either beam
+were getting dim.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The night was starlit, and with the wind astern the T.B. made easy
+weather of it. The two officers leaned forward over the rail staring
+ahead towards the unseen land. Lights showed on either hand, and
+occasionally they swung past the dark squat shape of a lit trawler,
+also bound home.
+
+"Are you going to claim?" asked one of the watching figures. The other
+paused before replying--
+
+"We-ell," he said, "I'll just report. I think we shook him to the
+bunt, but it's no good claiming unless you can show prisoners, Iron
+Cross and all." Another ruminative pause. "Your people were smart on
+it--devilish smart." Another pause. "What's for dinner?"
+
+A dark mass ahead came into view, and turned slowly into a line of
+great ships coming towards them.
+
+The T.B. swung off to starboard, and slowed her engines. One by one
+they went past her--huge, silent, and scornful, while the T.B. rocked
+uneasily in the cross sea made by their wakes. The Captain watched
+them go, chewing the stem of his unlit pipe. They were the cause of
+the day's activity, but it was seldom he met them at close range
+except like this, in the dark on his way home.
+
+The line seemed endless, more and more dark hulls coming into view,
+and fading quickly into the dark again. As the last swung by the
+T.B.'s telegraph bells rang cheerfully, and she jogged off westward to
+where a faint low light flickered at intervals under the land.
+
+
+
+
+BETWEEN TIDES.
+
+
+A stranger, if suddenly transplanted to the spot, would have taken
+some time after opening his eyes to realise that the boat was
+submerged. He would probably decide at first that she was anchored in
+harbour. Far away forward, under an avenue of overhead electric lamps,
+figures could be seen--all either recumbent or seated--and from them
+the eye was led on till it lost its sense of distance in a narrowing
+perspective of wheels, pipes, and gauges. All the while there was a
+steady buzzing hum from slowly turning motors, and about every half
+minute there came a faint whir of gear wheels from away aft by the
+hydroplanes. From the bell-mouths of a cluster of voice-pipes a murmur
+of voices sounded--the conversation of officers by the periscope;
+while the ear, if close to the arched steel hull, could catch a
+bubbling, rippling noise--the voice of the North Sea passing overhead.
+
+The men stationed aft near the motors were not over-clean, and were
+certainly unshaven; some were asleep or reading (the literature carried
+and read by the crew would certainly have puzzled a librarian--it varied
+from 'Titbits' and 'John Bull' to 'Piers Plowman' and 'The Origin of
+Species'): a few were engaged in a heated discussion as they sat around
+a big torpedoman--the only man of the group actually on duty at the
+moment. His duties appeared only to consist in being awake and on the
+spot if wanted, and he was, as a matter of fact, fully occupied as one
+of the leading spirits in the argument.
+
+"Well, let's '_ear_ what you're getting at," he said. "We 'eard a lot
+of talk, but it don't go anywhere. You say you're a philosopher, but
+you don't know what you do mean."
+
+"_I_ know blanky well, but you can't understand me," said the
+engine-room artificer addressed. "Look here, now--you've got to die
+some time, haven't you?"
+
+"Granted, Professor."
+
+"Well, it's all arranged _now_ how you're to die, I say. It doesn't
+matter when or how it is, but it's all settled--see? And you don't
+know, and none of us know anything about it."
+
+"That's all very well--but 'oo is it knows, then? D'you mean God?"
+
+"No, I don't--I'm an atheist, I tell you. There's _something_ that
+arranges it all, but it ain't God."
+
+"Well, 'oo the 'ell is it, then--the Admiralty?"
+
+The Artificer leaned forward, his dark eyes alight and his face
+earnest as that of some medieval hermit. "I tell you," he said, "you
+can believe in God, or Buddha, or anything you like, but it's the same
+thing. Whatever it is, it doesn't care. It has it all ready and
+arranged--written out, if you like--and it will have to happen just
+so. It's pre--pre----"
+
+"Predestination." The deep voice came from the Leading Stoker on the
+bench beside him.
+
+"Predestination. No amount of praying's any good. It's no use going
+round crying to gods that aren't there to help you. You've got to go
+through it as it's written down."
+
+"Prayer's all right," said the Leading Stoker. "If you believe what
+you pray, you'll get it."
+
+"That's not true. Have you ever had it? Give us an instance now----"
+
+"I don't pray none, thank you. All the same, it's good for women and
+such that go in for it, like. It ain't the things that alter; it's
+yourself that does it. Ain't you never 'eard o' Christian Science?"
+
+"Yes; same as the Mormons, ain't it? Is that what you are?"
+
+"No, it ain't--an' I'm a Unitarian, same as you are."
+
+"I'm not--I'm a Baptist, same as my father was; but I don't believe in
+it."
+
+"Well, if you believe in one God, that's what you are."
+
+"But I'm telling you, I _don't_. Look here, now. I don't believe
+there's anything happens at all that wasn't all arranged first, and I
+know that nothing can alter it."
+
+"Well, 'oo laid it all down first go off, then?" said the Torpedoman.
+
+"Ah! I don't know and you don't know; but I tell you it wasn't God."
+
+"Well, 'e's a bigger man than me then, an' I takes me 'at off to 'im,
+'ooever it is. I tell yer, yer talkin' through yer neck. You say if
+you're going to be shot, there's a bullet about somewhere in some
+one's pouch with yer name writ on it. Ain't that it? Well, 'oo the
+'ell put yer name on it, then?"
+
+"It doesn't matter to me so long's it's there, does it?"
+
+"Well, if that was so, I'd like to know 'oo 'e was, so's I could pass
+'im the word not to 'ave the point filed off of it for me, anyway."
+
+"Well, you couldn't--and he couldn't alter it for you if he was there,
+either."
+
+The Torpedoman moved along the bench and twisted his head round till
+his ear was against one of the voice-pipes. The others sat silent and
+watched him with lazy interest.
+
+"We're takin' a dip," he said. "Thought I 'eard 'im say, 'Sixty
+feet.'" The faint rolling motion that had been noticeable before died
+away, and the boat seemed to have become even more peaceful and
+silent. The Leading Stoker leaned back against the hull and rested his
+head against the steel. From the starboard hand there came a faint
+murmur, which grew till the regular threshing beat of a propeller
+could be distinguished. The sound swelled till they could hear in its
+midst a separate piping, squeaking note. The ship passed on overhead,
+and the threshing sound passed with her and faded until again the
+steady purr of motors remained the only reminder of the fact that the
+boat was diving. They felt her tilt up a little by the bow as she
+climbed back to regain her patrol depth.
+
+"That's a tramp," said the Torpedoman; "nootral, I reckon."
+
+"Squeaky bearing, too," said the Artificer judicially. "Don't suppose
+he's looked at his thrust since he left port. What's the skipper want
+to go under her for?"
+
+"Save trouble, I s'pose; didn't want to alter helm for 'er. What was
+you talkin' of--yes, Kismet--that's the word I've been wantin' all
+along. You're a Mohammedan, you are?"
+
+"Aw, don't be a fool; I tell you I'm nothing."
+
+The fourth wakeful figure, another Torpedoman, spoke for the first
+time. "If you're nothing, and you think you're nothing, what the 'ell
+d'yer want to make such a fuss about it for?"
+
+"_I_ don't make a fuss. It's all you people who think you're something
+who make a fuss. You can't alter what's laid down, but you think you
+can. You fuss and panic to stave things off, but you're like chickens
+in a coop--you can't get out till your master lets you, and he can't
+understand what you say, and he wouldn't pay any attention to it if he
+did."
+
+The big Torpedoman put out a hand like a knotted oak-root and spoke--
+
+"You an' your Kismet," he said scornfully. "Look 'ere, now. This is
+Gospel, and _I'm_ tellin' of yer. S'pose there _is_ a bullet about
+with your name on it, but s'posing you shoot the other ---- first, and
+there's to 'ell with yer Kismet. Gawd 'elps those that 'elp
+themselves, I say. S'pose we 'it a Fritz now, under water--'oo's
+Kismet is it? Never mind 'oo's arranged it or 'oo's down in the book
+to go through it, the bloke that gets 'is doors closed first and 'as
+the best trained crew is goin' to come 'ome and spin the yarn about
+it. I say it may be written down as you say, but there's Someone
+'oldin' the book, an' 'e says: 'Cross off that boat this time,' 'e
+say. 'They've got the best lot aboard of 'em,' 'e'd say. Is it Kismet
+if yer thrust collars go? Are you goin' to stop oilin' 'em because
+it's in the book an' you can't alter it? Yer talkin' through yer neck.
+Call it luck, if yer like. It's luck if we 'it a mine, and it's luck
+if we don't; but if we met a Fritz to-night an' poop off the bow gun
+an' miss--that's goin' to be our blanky fault, an' you can call it
+any blanky name, but you won't alter it."
+
+"But you don't understand," said the Artificer. "I didn't----"
+
+"_Action Stations--Stand by all tubes._" The voice rang clearly from
+the mouth of the voice-pipe, and the group leapt into activity. For
+sixty seconds there was apparent pandemonium--the purr of the motors
+rose to a quick hum, and the long tunnel of the hull rang with noises,
+clatter and clang and hiss. The sounds stopped almost as suddenly as
+they had begun, and the voices of men reporting "Ready" could be heard
+beyond the high-pitched note of the motors.
+
+The big Torpedoman stretched across his tube to close a valve, and
+caught the eye of the fourth participant in the recent debate. "Say,
+Dusty," he whispered, "'_ere's_ Someone's Kismet--in this blanky tube,
+an' I reckon I ain't forgot the detonator in 'er nose, neither."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Captain lowered the periscope, his actions almost reverent in their
+artificial calm. He looked up at the navigating officer a few feet away
+and smiled. "Just turning to east," he said. "We'll be in range inside
+three minutes." He glanced fore and aft the boat and then back at his
+watch. "By gum," he said, "it's nice to have a good crew. I haven't had
+to give a single order, and I wouldn't change a man of 'em."
+
+
+
+
+LIGHT CAVALRY.
+
+
+I.
+
+Peter Mottin was an acting Sub-Lieutenant, but even acting
+Sub-Lieutenants from Whale Island may hunt if they can get the
+requisite day's leave and can muster the price of a hired mount. The
+hounds poured out of Creech Wood, and Mottin glowed with intense
+delight as his iron-mouthed horse took the rails in and out of the
+lane and followed the pack up the seventy-acre pasture from whence the
+holloa had come. It was late in a February afternoon, and most of the
+dispirited field had gone home, so that there was no crowd--and a
+February fox on a good scenting day is a customer worth waiting for.
+Mottin sat back as a five-foot cut and laid hedge grew nearer, and
+blessed the owner of his mount as the big black cleared the jump with
+half a foot to spare. Two more big fences, cut as level as a rule, and
+the field was down to six, with three Hunt servants. The fox was
+making for Hyden Wood, and scent was getting better every minute. A
+clattering canter through a farmyard, and Mottin followed the huntsman
+over a ramshackle gate on to grass again. The huntsman capped the
+tail-hounds on as he galloped, and Mottin realised that if they were
+going to kill before dark they would have to drive their fox fast.
+Riding to his right he saw Sangatte--a destroyer officer, whom he knew
+only by name, but whom he envied for the fact that he seemed able to
+hunt when he liked and could afford to keep his own horses. As they
+neared a ragged bullfinch hedge at the top of a long slope, he saw
+Sangatte put on speed and take it right in the middle, head down and
+forearm across his eyes. Mottin eased his horse to give the huntsman
+room at the gate in the left-hand corner. The pilot's horse rapped the
+top bar slightly, and as Mottin settled himself for the leap, he saw
+the gate begin to swing open away from him. There was no time to
+change his mind--he decided he must jump big and trust to luck, but
+the black horse failed him. The hireling knew enough to think for
+himself, and seeing the gate begin to swing, decided that a shorter
+stride would be safer. The disagreement resulted--as such differences
+of opinion are liable to do--in a crash of breaking wood and a
+whirling, stunning fall. Mottin rose shakily on one leg, feeling as if
+the ankle of the other was being drilled with red-hot needles, and
+swore at the black horse as it galloped with trailing bridle down the
+long stubble field towards Soberton Down. He saw Sangatte look back
+and then wrench his brown mare round to ride off the hireling as it
+passed. He caught the dangling reins and swung both horses round, and
+came hurrying and impatient back. As he arrived he checked the mare
+and turned in his saddle to watch the receding pack.
+
+"Come on," he said. "_Quick_--you'll catch 'em at Hyden." He turned
+to look at Mottin by the gate-post, in irritation at feeling no snatch
+at the black horse's rein. His face fell slightly. "Hullo--hurt?" he
+said, and leapt from his mare.
+
+"Go on. Don't wait. Go _on_," said Mottin. "I'll be all right. You get
+on--it's only my ankle."
+
+"Damn painful too, I expect. I'm not going on. They'll be at Butser
+before I could catch them now, and I bet they whip off in the dark."
+He threw the reins over the mare's head and left her standing. "Now,"
+he said. "It's your left ankle; come here to the near side, and put
+your left knee on my hands and jump for it."
+
+Mottin complied, and to the accompaniment of a grunt and a
+pain-expelled oath arrived back in the muddy saddle.
+
+"I say, this is good of you--you know," he said; "but you've----"
+
+"Cut it out--it won't be anything of a run, anyway," lied Sangatte
+gloomily.
+
+"Come along--it's only three miles to Droxford, but you'll have to
+walk all the way, and we'd better get on."...
+
+
+II.
+
+The big seaplane circled low over the harbour and then headed seaward,
+climbing slowly. There were two men aboard--a young Sub-Lieutenant as
+pilot and Mottin as observer. Mottin sat crouched low and leaning
+forward as he studied the chart-holder before him and scratched times
+and notes in his log-book. They were off on a routine patrol, but
+there was the additional interest to the trip that on "information
+received" they were to pay a little more attention than usual to a
+particular locality.
+
+From his seat Mottin could see nothing of the pilot but his head and
+shoulders--a back view only, and that obscured by swathings of leather
+and wool. The two men's heads were joined by a cumbersome arrangement
+of listeners and tubes which, theoretically, made conversation
+practicable. As a matter of fact, the invariable rule of repeating
+every observation twice, and of adding embroidery to each repetition,
+pointed to a discrepancy between the theory and practice of the
+instrument. The machine was a big one, and its engines were in
+proportion. The accommodation in the broad fuselage was considerable,
+but on the present trip the missing units of the crew were accounted
+for by an equal weight of extra petrol and T.N.T. "eggs."
+
+The morning had been hazy and they had delayed their start till nearly
+noon. It was not as clear as it might be even then, for in a quarter
+of an hour from leaving the slip the land was out of sight astern. At
+a thousand feet the pilot levelled off and ceased to climb. He flew
+mechanically, his head bent down to stare at the compass-card. At
+times he fiddled with air and throttle, twisting his head to watch the
+revolution indicator. The occasional bumping and rocking of the
+machine he corrected automatically without looking up. He had long ago
+arrived at the state of airmanship which makes a pilot into a
+sensitive inclinometer, acting every way at once.
+
+Mottin finished his scribbling and sat up to look round. He raised
+himself till he sat on the back of his seat, and began to sweep the
+sea and horizon with a pair of large-field glasses. The wind roared
+past him, pressing his arm to his side as he faced to one side or the
+other, and making him strain the heavy glasses close to his eyes to
+keep them steady. An hour after starting he touched the pilot on the
+shoulder and shouted into his own transmitter. He waited a few seconds
+and shouted again, with the conventional oath to drive the sound
+along. The pilot nodded his swathed and helmeted head and swung the
+machine round to a new course. Mottin crouched down again and began to
+study his chart afresh. Navigation was easy so long as the weather was
+clear, but with poor visibility, which might get worse instead of
+better, he knew that it was remarkably easy to get lost in the North
+Sea, and at this moment he wanted to see his landfall particularly
+clearly. Five minutes later he saw it, and signalled a new course to
+the pilot by a nudge and a jerk of his gloved hand. A low dark line
+had appeared on the starboard bow, a line with tall spires and
+chimneys standing up from it at close intervals. The seaplane banked a
+little as they turned and headed away, leaving the land to recede and
+fade on their quarter. The hazy sun was low in the west and the mist
+was clearing. It had been none too warm throughout the journey, but it
+was now distinctly cold, the chill of a winter evening striking
+through fur and leather as if their clothes had been slit and
+punctured in half a dozen places.
+
+Mottin had just slid back in his seat after a sweeping search of the
+sea through his glasses, and was slowly winding, with cold fur-gloved
+fingers, the neat carriage clock on the sloping board before him, when
+he heard a yelping war-cry from the pilot and felt the machine dive
+steeply and swerve to port. He half rose in his seat and then slipped
+back to feel for his bomb-levers. The submarine was just breaking
+surface eight hundred feet below and a mile ahead. As he looked she
+tucked down her bow and slipped under again, having barely shown her
+conning-tower clear of the short choppy waves. The pilot throttled
+well down and glided over the smooth, ringed spot which marked where
+she had vanished. As it slid past below them he opened up his engines
+again and "zoomed" back to his height. He turned his head to look at
+Mottin, but said nothing. Mottin made a circular motion with his hand
+and they began a wide sweep round, climbing all the while. Mottin sat
+back and thought hard. No, it had not been indecision that had
+prevented him from dropping bombs then. He knew it was not that, but
+the exact reasons which had flashed through his mind at the fateful
+moment must be hunted out and marshalled again. He knew that his
+second self, his wide-awake and infallible substitute who took over
+command of his body in moments of emergency, had thought it all out in
+a flash and had arrived at his decision for sound reasons. Yes, it was
+clear now, but that confounded fighting substitute of his was just a
+bit cold-blooded, he thought. They had petrol for the run home with
+perhaps half an hour to spare. Fritz had not seen them, as his lid had
+not opened--or at any rate if he had seen them through his periscope,
+the fact of no bomb having been dropped would encourage him to think
+that the seaplane had passed on unknowing. Of course they might have
+let go bombs, but, well, Fritz must have been at anything down to 80
+feet at the moment they passed over him, and it was chancy shooting.
+Yes, it was quite clear. Fritz should be up again in an hour (he
+evidently wanted to come up), and if they were only high up and ready
+they would get a fair chance at him. Of course, they would not get
+home if they waited an hour; but if that cold-blooded second self of
+his thought it the right thing and a proper chance to take, well, it
+was so. Mottin looked over the side and wished it was not so loppy. A
+long easy swell was nothing, but this short choppy sea was going to be
+the devil. The pilot shouted something to him and pointed at the clock
+and the big petrol tank overhead. Mottin nodded comprehension, and
+shouted back. The Sub took a careful look overside and studied the
+water a moment. Then he laughed back at Mottin, and shouted something
+about bathing, which was presumably facetious, but which was lost in
+the recesses of the headpieces.
+
+The sun was down on the horizon, and the hour had grown to a full
+ninety minutes before the chance came. They had not worried about
+clocks or thoughts of petrol after the first half-hour of circling.
+They were "for it," anyhow, after that, and it was going to come in
+the dark too, so that the question of whether it was going to be fifty
+or a hundred miles from land did not make much difference. Almost
+directly below them the long grey hull rose and grew clear, the
+splashing waves making a wide area of white water show on each side of
+her. The seaplane's engines stopped with startling suddenness, and to
+the sound of a rushing wind in the wires and of ticking, swishing
+propellers they began a two-thousand-feet spiral glide, coming from as
+nearly overhead as the turning circle of the big machine would allow.
+At two hundred feet the pilot eased his rudder and began a wider turn,
+and then the German captain saw. He leapt for the conning-tower,
+leaving a startled look-out man behind. The man tried to follow him
+down, but the lid slammed before he could arrive at it. He turned and
+looked helplessly at the big planes and body rushing down a hundred
+yards astern. With his hands half raised and shoulders hunched up the
+poor devil met his death, two huge bombs "straddling" the
+conning-tower and bursting fairly on the hull as the boat started
+under. Mottin had a vision of a glare of light from the rent hull, a
+great rush of foaming, spouting air, and then a graceful knife-edge
+stem, with the bulge of torpedo-tubes on each side of it, just showed
+and vanished in the turmoil of broken water. The seaplane roared up
+again, heading west, the young pilot--apparently oblivious to the fact
+that he hardly expected to be alive till morning--displaying his
+feelings on the subject of his late enemy by a series of violent
+"switchbacks."
+
+Mottin checked him, rose, and began a careful look round. Any ship
+would be welcome now, neutral or not; but this was an unfrequented
+area to hope to be picked up in. The petrol might last five minutes or
+half an hour--one could not be certain. The gauge was hardly accurate
+enough in this old bus to work by. As he looked the engines gave a
+premonitory splutter and then picked up again. Well, it was five
+minutes, he reflected, not half an hour--that was all. The pilot
+turned and headed up wind. With the engines missing more and more
+frequently they glided down, making a perfect landing of the
+"intentional pancake" order on the crest of a white-topped four-foot
+wave. Instantly they began to feel the seas--the hard, rough,
+senseless water that was so different to the air they had come from.
+The machine made wicked weather of it, and it was obvious that she
+could hardly last long. She lurched and rocked viciously, constraining
+them to cling to the sides of the frail body. Mottin pulled off his
+headpiece, and the pilot followed suit.
+
+"Well," said Mottin, "it was worth it--eh?"
+
+"By gum, yes! It was that, and I give you full numbers, sir. I thought
+for a moment you had taken too long a chance, but you were right."
+
+A wave splashed heavily over the speaker and laid three inches of
+water in a pool around his ankles.
+
+"This is going to be a short business, sir, unless we get busy."
+
+"I know," said Mottin. "Case of four anchors and wish for the day. Sea
+anchor indicated, and mighty quick too."...
+
+An hour later it was pitch-dark, and a semi-waterlogged seaplane
+drifted south, head to sea, bucketing her nose into the lop. Two
+figures crouched together in the body of her, baling mechanically. On
+the upper plane an electric torch glowed brightly, pointing westward.
+The figures exchanged disjointed sentences as they baled, and
+occasionally one of them would stretch his head up for a glance round
+for possible passing lights.
+
+"Cheer up, Sub!" said Mottin. "Your teeth are chattering like the
+deuce. Bale harder and get warm."
+
+"It's not the cold, it's the weather that's doing me in, sir. I'm so
+damned sea-sick."
+
+"Yes, it's a filthy motion, but she's steadier than she was. 'Fraid
+she's sinking."
+
+The Sub-Lieutenant ceased baling for a moment and looked into his
+senior's face, dimly lit by the reflection from the torch overhead.
+"Do you know, sir," he said, "I don't feel as bucked as I did? I
+believe I've got half-way to cold feet about the show."
+
+"Do you know, Sub"--Mottin copied the hesitating voice--"I've had cold
+feet the whole blinkin' time? If it wasn't for one thing I keep
+thinking of, I'd be properly howling about it."
+
+"And what's that, sir?"
+
+"D'you remember a line of Kipling's in that 'Widow of sleepy Chester'
+poem? It's about 'Fifty file of Burmans to open him Heaven's gate.'
+Well, that's keeping me cheered up."
+
+"'Mm--that's true. How many do you think that boat carried?"
+
+"Round about forty--she was a big packet."
+
+"Only twenty file--still, that's good enough. Besides, they'd have
+done damage to-morrow if we hadn't got them."
+
+"True for you, Sub--and they might have killed women on that trip. Now
+they won't get the chance."
+
+"Twenty file. Ugh! I'll make 'em salute when I see them. Hullo! See
+that, sir?" The two men rose to their knees and stared out to the
+west. A bright glow showed beyond the horizon, and through it ran a
+flicker of pulsating flashes of vivid orange light. The glow broke out
+again a point to the northward, and the unmistakable beam of a
+searchlight swung to the clouds and down again. As they looked, the
+glow spread, and the rippling flashes as gun answered gun came into
+view over their horizon. Mottin fumbled for the glasses, but found
+them wet through and useless. The action was evidently coming their
+way, and was growing into a pyrotechnic display such as few are
+fortunate enough to see.
+
+"Destroyers--coming right over us--Very's pistol, quick! We may get a
+chance here. Don't let the cartridges get wet, man--put 'em in your
+coat." The guns began to bark clearly above the straining and bumping
+noise of the crumbling seaplane, and a wildly-aimed shell burst on the
+water half a mile to windward. Both men were standing up now, staring
+at the extraordinary scene. A flotilla of destroyers passed each side
+of them, one leading the other by nearly a mile. The searchlights and
+gun-flashes lit the sea between the opposing lines, and the vicious
+shells sent columns of shining water up around the rapt spectators, or
+whipped overhead in a continued stuttering shriek.
+
+A big destroyer passed at half a cable's length in a quivering halo of
+light of her own making. The short choppy beam sea sent a steady sheet
+of spray across her forecastle, a sheet that showed red in the light of
+the guns. As she passed the Sub-Lieutenant raised his hand above his
+head, and a Very's light sailed up into the air, showing every detail of
+the battered seaplane with startling clearness for a few seconds. A
+searchlight whirled round from the destroyer, steadied blindingly on
+their faces a moment, and was switched off on the instant. As swiftly as
+it had approached, the fight flickered away to the eastward, till the
+last gleam was out of sight, and the two wet and aching men crouched
+back into the slopping water to continue their baling.
+
+"If they _do_ find us, it'll be rather luck, sir," said the younger
+man. "She isn't going to last much longer."
+
+"Long enough, I reckon. But they may go donkey's miles in a running
+fight like that. Is that petrol tank free?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Yes, I couldn't get the union-nut off--it was burred; so I broke the
+pipe and bent it back on itself. It'll hold all right, I think--at
+least it will only leak slowly. Hullo, she's going, sir."
+
+"Not quite. Pass that tank aft and we'll crawl out on the tail.
+That'll be the last bit under, and we may as well use her all we can."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+With gasps and strainings they half-lifted, half-floated the big tank
+along till they had it jammed on end between the rudder and the
+control-wires. They straddled the sloping tail, crouching low to avoid
+the smack of the breaking seas, their legs trailing in the icy water.
+With frozen fingers the Sub-Lieutenant removed two Very's cartridges
+from his breast-pocket and tucked them inside his leather waistcoat.
+
+A flurry of snow came down wind. The two were too wet already to
+notice it, but as it grew heavier the increased darkness made Mottin
+lift his head and look round. At that moment a gleam of brightness
+showed through to windward; as he looked it faded and vanished. He
+leaned aft and shouted weakly--
+
+"Come on, man--wake up! Fire another one. They're here!"
+
+It seemed an age to him before the pistol was loaded, and his heart
+sank as a dull click indicated an unmistakable misfire. He watched the
+last cartridge inserted with dispassionate interest. If one was wet,
+the other was almost certain to be, and--Bang! The coloured ball of
+fire soared up into the driving snow, and the pistol slipped from the
+startled Sub-Lieutenant's hand and shot overboard. The searchlight
+came on again and grew stronger and nearer, and as the glare of it
+became intolerable, a tall black bow came dipping and swaying past at
+a few yards' range. Mottin almost let his will-power go at that
+point--the relief was too great. He had a confused memory afterwards
+of crashing wood as the tailplane ground against a steel side, and of
+barking his shins as he was hauled across a wire guard-rail and
+dropped on a very nubbly deck. The wardroom seemed a blaze of intense
+light after the darkness outside, and the temporary surgeon who took
+charge of him the most sensible and charming person in the Service.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Sit down--take your coat off--lap this down. That's right. Now, I
+have two duties in this ship--I'm doctor and I'm the wine caterer.
+They are not incompatible. You will therefore go to bed now in the
+Captain's cabin, and you'll have a hot toddy as soon as you're there;
+come along now and get your clothes off. Your mate is in the First
+Lieutenant's cabin, and he won't wake up till morning."
+
+Twenty minutes later Mottin, from beneath a pile of blankets, heard a
+tinkle of curtain rings and looked out. A muffled, snow-covered figure
+entered quietly and began to peel off a lammy coat. Mottin coughed.
+
+"Hullo! How are you feeling? I've just come for a change of clothes. I
+won't be long--I'm Sangatte. No, that's all right. I won't be turning in
+to-night; we're going right up harbour, and I'll be busy till daylight."
+
+He bustled round the chest of drawers, pulling out woollen scarves,
+stockings, &c., and talking rapidly. "Lucky touch our finding you. I
+noted position when your first light went up, but as the chase looked
+like running on ninety mile yet, I didn't expect to find you. Your
+joss was in, because the snow came down and they put up a smoke-screen
+and ceased fire, so we lost touch, and I hadn't far to come back to
+look for you. Got a Fritz, did you? Good man! We'll have a bottle on
+your decoration when we get in. The Huns? Yes, they lost their rear
+ship right off, and the others were plastered good and plenty. We lost
+one on a mine, but we took the crew off and sank her. I sank your
+'plane just now--tied a pig of ballast to her and chucked it over. I
+thought you might have left some papers--oh! you've got 'em, have
+you? That's good."
+
+"Yes, they're in my coat pocket. I say, haven't I seen you before? I
+seem to remember you. Do you hunt?" Mottin stretched his legs out
+sleepily as he spoke.
+
+"Yes--met you with the Hambledon or Cattistock, I expect. Haven't been
+on a horse for all of three years, though; and I don't suppose there'll
+be much doing that way for a long time, now they're putting half the
+country under plough. S'long. I'm for the bridge; ring that bell if you
+want anything. The Doc.'s got one or two wounded forrard, so he'll be
+busy, but my servant'll look out for you." The curtain clashed back, and
+Mottin, turning over, slid instantly into a log-like sleep.
+
+
+
+
+A TRINITY.
+
+
+ The way of a ship at racing speed
+ In a bit of a rising gale,
+ The way of a horse of the only breed
+ At a Droxford post-and-rail,
+ The way of a brand-new aeroplane
+ On a frosty winter dawn.
+ You'll come back to those again;
+ Wheel or cloche or slender rein
+ Will keep you young and clean and sane,
+ And glad that you were born.
+
+ The power and drive beneath me now are above the power of kings,
+ It's mine the word that lets her loose and in my ear she sings--
+ "Mark now the way I sport and play with the rising hunted sea,
+ Across my grain in cold disdain their ranks are hurled at me.
+ But down my wake is a foam-white lake, the remnant of their line,
+ That broke and died beneath my pride--your foemen, man, and mine."
+ The perfect tapered hull below is a dream of line and curve,
+ An artist's vision in steel and bronze for gods and men to serve.
+ If ever a statue came to life, you quivering slender thing,
+ It ought to be you--my racing girl--as the Amazon song you sing.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Down the valley and up the slope we run from scent to view.
+ "Steady, you villain--you know too much--I'm not so wild as you;
+ You'll get me cursed if you catch him first--there's at least a mile
+ to go,
+ So swallow your pride and ease your stride, and take your fences
+ slow.
+ Your high-pricked ears as the jump appears are comforting things to
+ see;
+ Your easy gallop and bending neck are signals flying to me.
+ You wouldn't refuse if it was wire with calthrops down in front,
+ And there we are with a foot to spare--you best of all the Hunt!"
+ Great sloping shoulders galloping strong, and a yard of
+ floating tail,
+ A fine old Irish gentleman, and a Hampshire post-and-rail.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ The sun on the fields a mile below is glinting off the grass
+ That slides along like a rolling map as under the clouds I pass.
+ The early shadows of byre and hedge are dwindling dark below
+ As up the stair of the morning air on my idle wheels I go,--
+ Nothing to do but let her alone--she's flying herself to-day,
+ Unless I chuck her about a bit--there isn't a bump or sway.
+ So _there's_ a bank at ninety-five--and here's a spin and a
+ spiral dive,
+ And here we are again.
+ And _that's_ a roll and twist around, and that's the sky and there's
+ the ground,
+ And I and the aeroplane
+ Are doing a glide, but upside-down, and that's a village and that's
+ a town--
+ And now we're rolling back.
+ And _this_ is the way we climb and stall and sit up and beg on
+ nothing at all,
+ The wires and strainers slack,
+ And now we'll try and be good some more, and open the throttle and
+ hear her roar
+ And steer for London Town.
+ For there never a pilot yet was born who flew a machine on a frosty
+ morn
+ But started stunting soon,
+ To feel if his wires were really there, or whether he flew on ice or
+ air,
+ Or whether his hands were gloved or bare,
+ Or he sat in a free balloon.
+
+
+
+
+IN THE MORNING.
+
+
+ Back from the battle, torn and rent,
+ Listing bridge and stanchions bent
+ By the angry sea.
+ By Thy guiding mercy sent,
+ Fruitful was the road we went--
+ Back from battle we.
+
+ If Thou hadst not been, O Lord, behind our feeble arm,
+ If Thy hand had not been there to slam the lyddite home,
+ When against us men arose and sought to work us harm,
+ We had gone to death, O Lord, in spouting rings of foam.
+
+ Heaving sea and cloudy sky
+ Saw the battle flashing by,
+ As Thy foemen ran.
+ By Thy grace, that made them fly,
+ We have seen two hundred die
+ Since the fight began.
+
+ If our cause had not been Thine, for Thy eternal Right,
+ If the foe in place of us had fought for Thee, O Lord!
+ If Thou hadst not guided us and drawn us there to fight,
+ We never should have closed with them--Thy seas are dark and broad.
+
+ Through the iron rain they fled,
+ Bearing home the tale of dead,
+ Flying from Thy sword.
+ After-hatch to fo'c'sle head,
+ We have turned their decks to red,
+ By Thy help, O Lord!
+
+ It was not by our feeble sword that they were overthrown,
+ But Thy right hand that dashed them down, the servants of the proud;
+ It was not arm of ours that saved, but Thine, O Lord, alone,
+ When down the line the guns began, and sang Thy praise aloud.
+
+ Sixty miles of running fight,
+ Finished at the dawning light,
+ Off the Zuider Zee.
+ Thou that helped throughout the night
+ Weary hand and aching sight,
+ Praise, O Lord, to Thee.
+
+
+
+
+AN AFFAIR OF OUTPOSTS.
+
+
+The wardroom of the Depot ship was just emptying as the late-breakfast
+party lit their pipes and cigarettes and headed for the smoking-room
+next door, when a signalman brought the news in. The Commander,
+standing by the radiator, took the pad from the man's hand and read it
+aloud. He raised his voice for the first few words, then continued in
+his usual staccato tones as the silence of his audience showed that
+they were straining their ears in fear of missing a word:--
+
+ "_Lyddite_, _Prism_, _Axite_, and _Pebble_ in action last night
+ with six enemy destroyers--_Pebble_ sunk--fifty-seven survivors
+ aboard _Lyddite_--enemy lost two sunk, possibly three--_Lyddite_
+ with prisoners and _Prism_ with _Axite_ in tow arriving forenoon
+ to-day."
+
+There was a moment's pause as the Commander handed the signal back,
+and then half a dozen officers spoke at once. The Fleet-Surgeon was
+not one of them. He gathered up his two juniors with a significant
+glance, as one sees a hostess signal to her Division as the
+dessert-talk flags, and the three vanished through the door to get to
+work on their grim preparations. The Engineer officers conferred for a
+minute in low tones and then followed them out. The signal had given
+clearer data for the workers in flesh and bone to act on than it had
+for those who work in metals, and there was nothing for the latter to
+do but to get their men ready and to guess at probabilities. The
+remainder of the Mess broke into a buzz of conversation: "_Axite_, she
+must be pretty well hashed up; it must have been gun-fire, a torpedo
+would have sunk her.... Rot! why should it? What about the _Salcombe_
+or the _Ventnor_? _They_ got home.... Yes, but not from so far out,
+and there's a sea running outside too.... Well, the Noorder Diep isn't
+a hundred miles, and that must be where...."
+
+The Commander beckoned the First Lieutenant to him, as that officer
+was rising from his chair at the writing-table. "You'd better warn the
+Gunner, Borden, that the divers may be needed; and tell my messenger
+as you go out that I want to see the Boatswain and Carpenter
+too--thank you." He turned to the ship's side and looked out through
+the scuttle at the dancing, sunlit waters of the harbour. He had
+supervised the work of preparation for assisting and patching lame
+ducks more than once before, and he knew that his subordinates needed
+little assistance from him. What was troubling his mind was the
+question of the casualties. The _Pebble_ was gone, so there was no
+need for spare hands to be provided for her, while her survivors were
+actually a gain. They would not be fit for work for a bit, though, a
+good few of them probably wounded, and the remainder perhaps needing
+treatment after immersion in a December sea. Then the three others--it
+sounded like a hard-fought action, and hard fights meant losses. That
+was the worst of these destroyer actions, the casualties were mostly
+good men, and it took so long to train good ratings. If only one saved
+the officers and men it wouldn't really matter how many destroyers
+were lost, he reflected, as he walked out of the mess towards his
+cabin and the little group of Warrant and Petty officers who awaited
+him by the doorway.
+
+It was barely an hour later, and the bustle of preparation aboard the
+Depot ship was still in progress when they came in sight. The outer
+forts had reported them as approaching the entrance, and the next news
+was good also, for it was simply the deduction on the part of the
+watching ships' companies, when they saw the big black-and-yellow
+salvage tugs that had been out since dawn come chugging up harbour
+alone, that the victors had disdained assistance. Then the _Lyddite_
+showed her high bow and unmistakable funnels as she swung round the
+entrance shoals and steadied up harbour at a leisurely ten knots. At
+that distance she looked dirty and sea-worn, but intact. Close astern
+of her came _Prism_ and _Axite_, and as they showed, the watchers
+involuntarily caught their breaths.
+
+The _Prism_ looked queer and foreign somehow, with no foremast, a bare
+skeleton of a bridge, and a shapeless heap where the forward funnel
+had stood. The _Axite_ looked just what she was--a mere battered hull,
+with very little standing above the level of her deck, her stern
+nearly awash, and her bow bent and torn as if some giant hand had
+gripped and twisted it. As the pair of cripples neared the dock
+entrance, two smaller tugs which had followed astern came hurrying up
+to close on the _Axite's_ sides, while the towing hawser that had been
+watched with such anxiety through three cold and stormy watches
+splashed in the churned-up water under the _Prism's_ counter. The
+_Prism_ increased speed slightly, and up against the blustering wind
+came the faint sound of cheering from the cruisers down the harbour as
+she passed them. She eased down into station astern of the _Lyddite_,
+and the Yeoman of Signals on the Depot ship's bridge shifted his
+telescope from the shaking canvas of the wind-dodger to the steadier
+support of a stanchion.
+
+"What's she like--can you make 'er out?" A Leading Telegraphist had
+walked out from the wireless office, and, in obvious hopes of getting
+hold of the telescope, was standing at his elbow.
+
+"Pretty sight, I don't think," replied the Yeoman grimly. "Dirty work
+for the hospital there, and I reckon it's 'Port Watch look for
+messmates'--all along under the bridge she's been catching it, and I
+can't see--Yes, O.K.--He's up there on the bridge--_Who?_ The skipper,
+of course. Mister Calton, Commander--begging his pardon. Me and him
+were in the old _Cantaloup_ two years. Gawd! but ain't they been in a
+dust-up! What do you say? _Lyddite?_"
+
+He turned to look as the big destroyer passed, half-raised his glass,
+and then lowered it. There was enough for his naked eye to see to
+discourage him from a closer view. Her decks were crowded with men,
+lying, standing, or sitting down. The white bandages showed up clearly
+against the general background of dull grime, and the bandages were
+many. A torpedo-tube pointing up like an A.A. gun, and a dozen or so
+of splinter holes in funnel and casing, showed that some, at least, of
+the wounded were her own. About the casing, between the wounded, lay
+dozens of dull brass cartridge-cases, and aft--a curious touch of
+triviality--two seamen and a steward were emptying boxes of smashed
+glass and crockery overside. A few men waved and shouted in reply as
+the Depot ship roared a welcome across to her, but the greater number
+were silent. The two scarred and blood-spotted craft swung gently in
+to the jetty, where the lines of ambulances and stretchers awaited
+them, and as the first heaving-lines flew, the Yeoman turned to the
+Telegraphist with a look almost of pride on his dark saturnine face--
+
+"Well, I'm ----," he said admiringly, "if that ain't swank! Did you
+see 'em? Why, stiffen the Dutch--they've got new Sunday Ensigns
+hoisted to come up harbour with, and"--he swung round and levelled his
+glass at the _Axite_, now almost hidden in the smoke and steam of the
+group of tugs around her at the lock gates--"I'm damned if she ain't
+got a new one up too. Here, have a look at it, man. It's on a boathook
+staff sticking up in the muzzle of the high-angle gun----"
+
+
+
+
+1917.
+
+
+The "liaison officer" felt distinctly nervous as his steamboat
+approached the gangway. He had no qualms as to his capabilities of
+carrying out the work he was detailed for--that of acting as
+signals-and-operations-interpreter aboard the Flotilla leader of a
+recently allied destroyer division--but the fact that he had been told
+that he must be prepared to be tactful weighed heavily on his mind.
+His ideas on the subject of Americans were somewhat hidebound, but at
+the same time very vague. Would they spring the statement on him that
+they had "come over to win the War for you," or would they refer at
+once to their War of Independence? Did the Yankees hate all
+Britishers, or---- His boat bumped alongside the neat teak ladder,
+and he noted with a seaman's appreciation the perfectly-formed
+coachwhipping and Turks' Heads on the rails. A moment later he was
+standing on a very clean steel deck, gravely returning the salute of
+what appeared to be a muster of all the officers in the ship.
+
+A tall commander took a pace forward. "_Malcolm_," he said, "I'm
+Captain--glad to meet you." The Englishman saluted, and they shook
+hands. "My name's Jackson," he replied, and turned as the American,
+taking his arm, ran through a rapid introduction to the other
+officers. Each of these repeated the formula, accompanied by the quick
+bow and handshake. Jackson followed suit as best he could, and began
+to feel that on such formal occasions he had the makings of a real
+_attache_ or diplomatist in him.
+
+A few minutes, and he found himself sitting in a long-chair in a
+wardroom which might have been a counterpart of his own, and accepting
+a long cigar from the box handed him. "Did you have a good trip
+over?" he ventured.
+
+"We sure did, and saw nix--not even a U-boat. Had a bit of a gale
+first day out, but it blew off quick. But say, there wasn't a German
+ship for three thousand miles. Don't you ever see some about?"
+
+"Well, you see--er--no. They only show out now and then, and it's only
+for a few hours when they do. Of course, there are plenty of Fritzes,
+but they keep under most of the time--you don't see them much."
+
+"Well, we thought it real slow, didn't we, Commander? We were just
+ripe for some gunplay, but we never got a chance to pull."
+
+Jackson looked across at the Commander and smiled. "We felt that way
+for a long time, sir. But now we just go on hoping and keeping ready.
+We've had so many false alarms, you see."
+
+The Commander laughed. "That's one on you, Benson," he said. "We won't
+get so excited next time we see the Northern Lights."
+
+There was a general shout of laughter, and Jackson turned cold. This, he
+thought, was a little early for him to start putting his foot in it. The
+officer called Benson, however, did not appear to be about to throw over
+the alliance just yet. He walked to the sideboard, and returned with a
+couple of lumps of sugar in his hand. "Lootenant," he said gravely, "in
+the absence of stimulants in the U.S. Navy, I can only give you what
+we've got. We've no liquor aboard, but we've sure got sugar."
+
+"Yes," said the Commander. "We're all on the water-waggon here,
+whether we like the ride or not."
+
+Jackson sat up in his chair and shed his official pose. He could, at any
+rate, talk without reserve on Service subjects. "Well, sir," he said,
+"I'm not a teetotaller, but it doesn't worry me to go teetotal if I've
+got to. I don't worry about it if I'm in training for anything; and the
+fact is--well, if there was a referendum, or something of that sort, in
+the Navy as to whether we were to be compulsory teetotallers or not, I
+believe the majority would vote for 'no drinks.' _I_ would, anyway, and
+I'm what you'd call an average drinker."
+
+"They didn't ask us to vote any, but if they had--in war-time--I guess
+we'd have voted the same way. If you can't get it you don't want it,
+and we've kind of got used to water now. And so your name's Jackson?
+Any relation?"
+
+Jackson's brain worked at high pressure. This was a poser. Sir Henry
+Jackson? Stonewall? How many noted Jacksons were there? He played for
+safety and replied with a negative.
+
+"Ah, well! there's perhaps some connection you don't know of," said
+the Commander encouragingly. "Which part of England are your folk
+from? Birmingham. Well, of course, it's a big family.... My father
+knew him well, and was with him through the Valley Campaign."
+
+Jackson sighed with relief. "You're from Virginia then, sir?"
+
+"No, sir--I'm from Maryland. My father joined the Army of Virginia
+two days before Bull Run."
+
+"Are you all Southerners here, then?"
+
+"We're sure _not_," came a chorus of voices. "Nix on Secesh ... John
+Brown's Body...." Jackson developed nerves again. He felt as if he had
+asked a Nationalist meeting to join him in drinking confusion to the
+Pope. The company did not seem disposed to let him off, however.
+
+"Which do you think ought to have won, Lootenant? You were
+neutral--let's hear it."
+
+Jackson looked apologetically at the Commander.
+
+"Well, sir, I think the North _had_ to win; and" (he hurried on) "it's
+just as well she did, because if she hadn't there wouldn't be any
+U.S.A. now--only a lot of small states."
+
+"That's so; but there need not have been any war at all."
+
+"There needn't, sir; but it made the U.S.A. all the same. The big
+event of the Franco-Prussian War wasn't the surrender at Sedan; it was
+the crowning of the German Emperor at Versailles. And in the Civil
+War--well, it made one nation of the Americans in the same way as the
+other did of the Germans."
+
+"Well, Lootenant, if wars are just to make nations into one, what was
+the good of our wars with you?"
+
+Jackson was getting over his self-consciousness, and it was dawning on
+him that the American Navy has a method of "drawing" very similar to
+that in use in his own.
+
+"They were a lot of use," he protested. "We sent German troops against
+you, and you killed lots of them."
+
+There was a general laugh.
+
+"Say, Jackson," came a voice, "this little old country of yours isn't
+doing much with the Germans now except kill them. Say, she's great!
+You're doing all the work, and you've kept on telling us you're doing
+nix. Your papers just talk small, as if your Army was only a
+Yale-Princetown football crowd, and you were the coon and not the Big
+Stick of the bunch that's in it."
+
+"Well, you see, we don't like talking about ourselves except to just
+buck our own people up."
+
+Jackson's tone as he said this was, I regret to say, just what yours
+or mine would have been. It could only be described as "smug."
+
+"You sure don't. We like to say what we're doing when we come from New
+York."
+
+Jackson prepared for an effort of tact. "I hear," he said, "you've got
+quite a lot of troops across already."
+
+They told him--and his eyes opened.
+
+"_What!_" he said. "And how many----?" He digested the answers for a
+moment, and decided that his store of tact could be pigeon-holed again
+for a while. "But what about--your papers haven't--I don't call that
+talking much. We still think you're just beginning."
+
+"So we are,--we've hardly started. But our papers were given the wise
+word, and they don't talk war secrets."
+
+Jackson readjusted his ideas slightly, and his attitude deflated
+itself. The transportation of the First Expeditionary Force had been
+talked of as a big thing, but this--and he had until then heard no
+whisper of it.
+
+"And the country?" he asked. "What about all your pro-Germans and
+aliens?"
+
+"They don't," came the answer. "What do you think of Wilson now?"
+Jackson edged away to cover again. "He's a very fine statesman, and a
+much bigger man than we thought him once."
+
+"Same here; and he knows his America. He waited and he waited, and all
+the time the country was just getting more raw about the Germans, and
+then when he was good and ready he came in; and I guess now he's got
+the country _solid_."
+
+Jackson pondered this for a moment, studying the clean-cut young
+faces--all of the universal "Naval" stamp--around him.
+
+"I don't know," he said slowly, "that it wouldn't have been better for
+us if we'd been able to stop out a few months ourselves at first. It
+would have made _us_ more solid too. But we simply had to come in at
+once."
+
+"You had; and if you hadn't, we'd have talked at you some."
+
+Jackson laughed. "What! 'Too proud to fight,' and all that sort of
+thing? Yes, we'd have deserved it too. I say, what a shame Admiral
+Mahan died right at the beginning! There's nobody to take his place
+and write this war up."
+
+"Yes, he'd have been over here first tap of the gong. And he'd have
+seen it all for himself, and given you Britishers and us lectures on
+the war of 1812--and every other war too."
+
+"Yes, it's a great pity. He taught us what sea-power was, and till
+then we hardly knew we had it at all."
+
+"Well, he taught you enough to get us busy mailing you paper about the
+blockade last year."
+
+Jackson grinned. "You couldn't say much. You made all the precedents
+yourselves when you blockaded the South in '61. We only had to refer
+you to your own letters to get out of the argument."
+
+The First Lieutenant beckoned for the cigar box again. "You knew too
+much diplomatic work for us in those days. We were new to that card
+game. But I'd sooner hear our talk now than the sort of gentle
+breathing of your folks when it comes to diplomacy."
+
+"Never mind," said Jackson. "We're getting better. We'll have an
+autocracy, like you, before the war's over, instead of the democracy
+we've got now."
+
+The circle settled down and waited. This was evidently not an unarmed
+foe, in the ancient Anglo-Saxon game.
+
+"Amurrica's the only real democracy in the universe," said an
+incautious voice. Two heads turned towards the speaker, and several
+pairs of eyes spoke volumes.
+
+"I beg your pardon," said Jackson. "America's a great country, but as
+you told me just now, she's solid. That means she's so keen on getting
+on with the work that she's chosen a boss and told him to go ahead and
+give his orders, and so long as he does his best to get on with the
+work, the people aren't going to quarrel with him. Now we are not
+really solid, just because we're too much of a democracy."
+
+"Say, you wouldn't think that if you'd been over and seen our last
+elections; but there's sense in it, all the same. But Lloyd
+George--isn't he the same sort of Big Stick over here?"
+
+"You read our political papers and see," said Jackson. "Do you take
+much interest in politics in your Navy?"
+
+"Do we hell--does yours?"
+
+"Not a bit, except to curse at them. Navies are outside politics."
+
+"Except the German's, and their army and navy and politics are all the
+same thing; and they'll all come down together, too."
+
+"Yes, but it's going to take some tough scrapping to do it. Let's hope
+no one starts fighting over the corpse when she's beaten."
+
+"Well, I guess you won't, and we won't. We've both got all the land we
+can do with, and if there are any colonies to hand out after, we
+won't mind who gets 'em so long as the Kaiser doesn't. What we ought
+to do is to join England in a policing act for the world, and just
+keep them all from fighting."
+
+"That'd be no good. The rest of them would combine against us. It
+would only mean a different Balance of Power."
+
+"Oh! Now you're talking European. We stand out of the old-world
+Balance."
+
+"You can't now. You've got hitched up in it, and you'll find you're
+tangled when you want to get back."
+
+"We sure won't. We'll pull out when this round-up's over--you watch us."
+
+The Commander glanced at his watch and rose. "Dinner's at 'half-six,'"
+he said. "You'd better let me show you the way to your room."
+
+Jackson rose and followed him aft to the spare cabin. "Here you are,"
+said the American. "Hope you'll be comfortable. The boys will do their
+best to make your stay here real home-like, and I hope you'll stay
+just as long as you can."
+
+"I sure will, sir," came the answer, in a voice that was fast losing
+its English drawl; and Jackson, alone with his thoughts, stared at the
+door-curtain, and wondered why on earth it should have been considered
+necessary to tell him that a supply of tact would be useful to him in
+his new job.
+
+
+
+
+IN FORTY WEST.
+
+
+ We are coming from the ranch, from the city and the mine,
+ And the word has gone before us to the towns upon the Rhine;
+ As the rising of the tide
+ On the Old-World side,
+ We are coming to the battle, to the Line.
+
+ From the valleys of Virginia, from the Rockies in the North,
+ We are coming by battalions, for the word was carried forth:
+ "We have put the pen away
+ And the sword is out to-day,
+ For the Lord has loosed the Vintages of Wrath."
+
+ We are singing in the ships as they carry us to fight,
+ As our fathers sang before us by the camp-fires' light;
+ In the wharf-light glare
+ They can hear us Over There,
+ When the ships come steaming through the night.
+
+ Right across the deep Atlantic where the _Lusitania_ passed,
+ With the battle-flag of Yankee-land a-floating at the mast,
+ We are coming all the while,
+ Over twenty hundred mile,
+ And we're staying to the finish, to the last.
+
+ We are many--we are one--and we're in it overhead,
+ We are coming as an Army that has seen its women dead,
+ And the old Rebel Yell
+ Will be loud above the shell
+ When we cross the top together, seeing red.
+
+
+
+
+A RING AXIOM.
+
+
+ When the pitiless gong rings out again, and they whip your chair
+ away,
+ When you feel you'd like to take the floor, whatever the crowd
+ should say,
+ When the hammering gloves come back again, and the world goes round
+ your head,
+ When you know your arms are only wax, your hands of useless lead,
+ When you feel you'd give your heart and soul for a chance to clinch
+ and rest,
+ And through your brain the whisper comes,
+ "Give in, you've done your best,"
+ Why, stiffen your knees and brace your back--and take my word
+ as true--
+ _If the man in front has got you weak, he's just as tired as
+ you_.
+ He can't attack through a gruelling fight and finish as he began;
+ He's done more work than you to-day--you're just as fine a man.
+ So call your last reserve of pluck--he's careless with his chin--
+ You'll put it across him every time--Go in--Go in--_Go in!_
+
+
+
+
+CHANCES.
+
+
+The boxing-stage was raised a clear three and a half feet above the
+deck, and the mat showed glaringly white in the northern sunshine. The
+corner-posts were padded and wound with many layers of red and blue
+bunting. A glance round showed a great amphitheatre of faces, rising
+tier on tier up to the crouching figures of men on the main-derrick,
+funnel-casings, and masts. The spectators numbered, perhaps, close on
+three thousand, and there was hardly a man among them who had not
+qualified as a critic by personal experience at the game. The last two
+competitors had just left the ring in a storm of hand-clapping, and
+the white-sweatered seconds ceased their professional chatter and
+their basin-splashing employment to jump up and place the chairs back
+against the corner-posts as the next two officers entered.
+
+Lieutenant Cairnley of H.M. T.B.D. ---- pulled the loose sleeves of
+his monkey-jacket across his chest and stretched out his legs as he
+sat down in the Blue corner. He looked across at his opponent, who was
+standing talking in a low voice to a second. Yes, he was evidently
+only just inside the middle-weight limit, and he, Cairnley, must be
+giving away all of half a stone. Still, that was half a stone less to
+carry about the ring, and he felt really fit and well-trained. An
+officer was standing in the ring, with a paper in one hand, and the
+other raised to call for silence.
+
+"First round of the Officers' Middle-weights. In the Red corner,
+Lieutenant Santon of the----, in the Blue corner, Lieutenant Cairnley
+of the----." He slipped under the ropes and jumped down from the stage
+as the voice of the timekeeper followed his own--"Seconds out!"
+Cairnley felt the coat plucked from his shoulders, and he stood up as
+his chair was drawn away. "_Clang!_" went the heavy gong, and he
+walked forward with his right hand out and his eyes on his opponent's
+chest, in the midst of a great silence. As their gloves touched,
+Cairnley jumped quickly to one side and began his invariable habit of
+working round to his opponent's left hand. He was not allowed much
+time for "routine work." He had an impression of a looming figure
+getting larger, a whirl of feinting, and he was being rushed back
+across the ring in a storm of punches. His habit of keeping his chin
+down, shoulders up, and elbows in, saved him. He felt a thrill of
+respect for Santon's punch as his head rocked from heavy hook-blows on
+either side, and then he was inside his opponent's elbows, working his
+head forward, and lowering his right for a body punch before they
+struck the ropes. As he felt their springing contact at his back, he
+stiffened up and pushed his man away. The recoil of the hemp assisted
+him, and Santon gave ground a yard. Cairnley jumped at him, and,
+taking an even chance, sent a straight right over, which landed
+cleanly on the mouth. His left followed at once, but only touched
+lightly. Santon gave ground again, and the lighter man slid after him,
+sending a long left home to the nose. Cairnley thrilled as it landed.
+This man was strong, he felt, but not quick enough in defence. He
+half-feinted with his right, and sent his left out again. As the punch
+extended he slightly lifted his chin, and the ring whirled round him
+as he took a tremendous cross-counter that came in over his elbow. He
+came forward quickly to get to close quarters, but his opponent had no
+intention of letting him. There was a whirl of gloves and a sound of
+heavy, grunting hitting, and Cairnley found himself on his hands and
+knees, with a very groggy feeling in his head, looking across at
+Santon's white knees by the ropes at the far side of the ring. He
+stretched his neck, took a long breath, and rose shakily. He did not
+feel as shaky as he looked, for he had been in the ring before, and
+knew that a knock-down blow sometimes entraps the optimistic giver of
+it into sudden defeat, but in this case he was engaged with a boxer
+who took no chances. Santon approached quickly and began rapid
+feinting just outside hitting distance. Cairnley gave ground slightly
+and waited for the rush. This chap had a wicked right, he reflected,
+and he did not want to get caught napping again. Then Santon was on
+him slamming in lefts and rights, and working furiously to get him
+into a corner. Cairnley stooped and struggled to get in close. A
+muscular change in the body a foot from his eyes gave him warning of
+an approaching upper-cut, and he brought his right glove in front of
+his face in time to stop it. He felt Santon's left on the back of his
+head, and instantly shifted feet and escaped round his opponent's left
+side. As he shifted he jerked a hard, short left punch into the mark,
+and then repeated the blow. Santon broke away, and received a
+perfectly-timed straight left on the nose as the gong rang. There was
+a storm of applause as the men went to their corners, for Cairnley's
+recovery had been well guarded, and his quick hitting at the end of
+the round showed that he had not lost much speed. He lay back in his
+chair while his seconds fussed around him, and thought hard. That
+right cross-counter of Santon's was certainly a beauty, so much so
+that it must be his favourite punch. Could he be absolutely certain of
+its being produced if he gave it the same chance? Well, he had to win
+this on a knock-out, or not at all. He could not pick up all the
+points he had lost in the first round with only two to go, so it was a
+case of chancing it on his brains alone. Yes, he would just check his
+idea once, and if that proved that Santon would use the same punch for
+the same lead, he would go all out on the next. _Clang!_ He rose and
+walked straight forward to meet his man. At six-feet range he jumped
+in and drove his left for the mark. It did not land true, but it
+enabled him to close and start a succession of furious body punches.
+The two hammering, gasping white figures reeled about the ring for
+half a minute, heads down and arms working like pistons.
+
+Cairnley knew that his man was too strong for him at that game, but for
+that round, brain and not muscle was his guide, and he wanted Santon to
+be warmed up and made to act by habit and use. They locked in a clinch,
+and a moment later broke clear at the word of the Referee--the first he
+had spoken in that fight. For a second they stood on guard swaying from
+side to side as they waited for an opening. Then Cairnley leaped in and
+sent out a full straight left. Even with his chin tucked well down he
+felt the jar of the right that slid again over his elbow, and striking
+full on the cheek, made his head ring and his neck ache. He stopped the
+left that followed, then landed on the face with his own left and closed
+again to hammer in short arm punches. He felt as he did so that the work
+he was engaged on must be done soon, as at this high-speed work he would
+not have the strength for a hard punch for long. Santon appeared to be a
+little inclined for a rest, too, for it was he who clinched this time.
+Cairnley rested limply against him and took a long breath as the voice
+of the Referee called them apart. He caught his breath again and called
+up all his reserve strength as they posed at long range, then he jumped
+forward as before, sent his left out three-quarters of the way, and
+showed his chin clear of his chest. Without a check in the movement his
+left dropped, his body pivoted, and he sent a full "haymaker" right up
+and across to the half-glimpsed head in front of him. A bony right wrist
+glanced from the top of his bent head, and at the same instant a jar,
+from his right knuckles to his back, told him that brains had beaten
+skill. He slipped aside, his hands mechanically raised in defence, and
+stumbled over Santon's falling body. As he scrambled up to cross the
+ring he looked back, and knew at once that not ten nor twenty seconds
+would be enough for that limp figure to recover in.
+
+
+II.
+
+"Yes, I've got leave now, and Cairnley's in hospital; he had a couple of
+splinters in him, and they packed him off, though he wanted to get
+leave and treat himself. The old packet's got to be just about rebuilt
+from the deck up, and he's certain to get a bigger one instead. He's
+going to take me on with him,--good thing for me,--as I'll be pretty
+young to be Number One of one of the Alpha class ships. I tell you, it
+was a devilish funny show, and all over in a second. It came on absolute
+pea-soup at four and we had only heard the guns in the action. Never saw
+a thing. We had been out away from the line four hours. Had nothing but
+wireless touch to tell us they had got into a mix-up. We went to
+stations at full speed trying to close on them, and we'd hardly got
+ready when the Hun showed up four hundred yards off. My word! she was
+smart on it. She was only a cruiser, but in the fog she showed up like
+the _Von der Tann_, and she was going all of twenty-four. She let fly at
+the moment we saw her, and she spun round and charged right off. We let
+go too as she fired, but her turning to ram saved her. We turned too and
+bolted, and she just cut every darned thing down from the casing up.
+The mast went on the first salvo, one funnel and most of the guns. The
+shooting was just lovely, and if it hadn't been such close range we'd
+have been shot down in one act. As it was, they just shaved us clean as
+if we'd gone full speed under a low-level bridge. At six hundred yards
+we could only see her gun-flashes, and we yanked round across her bow
+and opened out. The skipper gave her five minutes and then levelled up
+on the same course we had been on before, and eased a bit to keep
+station on her beam. We did a bit of clearing up and he sent for me. He
+was on the bridge--which had damn little left on it, bar him,--it was a
+proper wreck--and told me to arrange hands to shout orders to the
+engine-room if required, as the telegraphs were gone. The wheel was all
+right--or at least the gearing was,--the wheel itself had only a bit of
+rim and two spokes on it. He told me to get what fish we could fire set
+for surface, and that he was going to go for her again and fire at
+twenty-five yards. I thought he was mad, but I went down and got 'em
+ready. (The gunner was killed.) I shouted up to him when I had done, and
+had mustered a tube's crew, and we whacked on full bat again and began
+to close. You see we had crossed her bow once, and Cairnley reckoned
+then that she would have altered back to her original course of East, so
+he had kept on her port beam at about a mile, going the same speed. I
+did not get what he was driving at till afterwards. At the time I
+thought he was just going to do it again, because he thought he ought to
+make another effort. We saw her first this time as we were closing on
+the opposite side, and the skipper told them to poop off the bow gun,
+which was all we had, to wake them up. They woke up all right, and we
+got the same smack from all along her side we'd had before. She was just
+abaft our starboard beam going the same course, and I was wondering what
+the deuce he'd meant by telling me to train the tubes to port, when we
+went hard a-port and came round all heeled over and shaking. I just
+thought to myself, Well, if the Hun keeps on and doesn't try to ram,
+we're going to look damn silly, when I saw her again and she _was_
+ramming. Her guns did no good then,--the change was too quick for any
+sights to be held on. He banged away all right, and I believe he put
+more helm on--but he couldn't get us. The skipper had said twenty-five
+yards, but it looked to me like _feet_. He was going all out, and so
+were we, and I pulled off as his stem showed abreast the tubes--all
+spray and grey paint--and those fish hit him abaft the second funnel.
+Eh? Well, perhaps it was a few yards, but it's the closest I've seen to
+going alongside a gangway. Well, that's all I knew about it for half an
+hour. The bang put me out. Skipper said he turned back and searched for
+her, but it was so thick then he couldn't have found an island except by
+mistake. We'd been hit below water too and couldn't steam much. We got a
+tow home. Good egg! Here's St Pancras, and there's a flapper--thirty if
+she's a day--Good old blinkin' London!"
+
+
+
+
+THE QUARTERMASTER.
+
+
+ I mustn't look up from the compass-card, nor look at the seas at all,
+ I must watch the helm and compass-card,--If I heard the trumpet-call
+ Of Gabriel sounding Judgment Day to dry the Seas again,--
+ I must hold her bow to windward now till I'm relieved again--
+ To the pipe and wail of a tearing gale,
+ Carrying Starboard Ten.
+
+ I must stare and frown at the compass-card, that chases round the
+ bowl,
+ North and South and back again with every lurching roll.
+ By the feel of the ship beneath I know the way she's going to swing,
+ But I mustn't look up to the booming wind however the halliards
+ sing--
+ In a breaking sea with the land a-lee,
+ Carrying Starboard Ten.
+
+ And I stoop to look at the compass-card as closes in the night,
+ For it's hard to see by the shaded glow of half a candle-light;
+ But the spokes are bright, and I note beside in the corner of my eye
+ A shimmer of light on oilskin wet that shows the Owner nigh--
+ Foggy and thick and a windy trick,
+ Carrying Starboard Ten.
+
+ Heave and sway or dive and roll can never disturb me now;
+ Though seas may sweep in rivers of foam across the straining bow,
+ I've got my eyes on the compass-card, and though she broke her keel
+ And hit the bottom beneath us now, you'd find me at the wheel
+ In Davy's realm, still at the helm,
+ Carrying Starboard Ten.
+
+
+
+
+A LANDFALL.
+
+
+The dawn came very slowly--a faint glow in the sky spreading until
+first the streaming forecastle and then the dirty-yellow seas could be
+seen. The destroyer was steaming slowly along the coast with the wind
+just before the beam. She made bad weather of it, lurching at
+extraordinary angles from side to side, yawing from two to four points
+off her course, and throwing her stern up as each wave passed under
+her, until the water spouted in the wake of her slowly-moving
+propellers. The wind and the mist had come together, and the
+visibility extended to perhaps three or four foaming wave-crests away.
+They knew within a dozen miles where they were, but a dozen miles is
+too vague a reckoning to make a mine-guarded harbour from, and her
+captain, with the greatest respect for the fact that he was on a dead
+lee shore, and a most inhospitable and rocky shore at that, was
+feeling for the land with an order for "Hard-over" helm running
+through his head. Occasionally he ceased his staring out on the lee
+bow to look back along the deck. The sight each time made him frown
+and tighten his lips. The beam-sea was sweeping across the ship
+regularly every half-minute. The water shot across her 'midships three
+feet deep, and foaming like a Highland burn in spate. The squat
+funnels showed through the turmoil of water and spray, streaked
+diagonally upwards with crusted white salt, through which showed
+patches of red funnel-scale; from them came a steady roaring note--the
+signal of suppressed power below them. Battened-down as she was, he
+knew that the hatches were not submarine ones; built as they were on a
+foundation little thicker than cardboard, they could not keep out such
+seas, and he visualised the turmoil and discomfort there must be
+beneath him on the flooded decks. He, personally, had not seen in
+what state she was below, having been on the bridge for the last nine
+hours, but he felt he would like to take a look at his own cabin and
+see if his worst foreboding--a foot of water washing to and fro across
+a sodden carpet--was true.
+
+He glanced at his wrist-watch, and then to the east. Half-past seven
+and full daylight. Well, he thought, it might as well be just dawning
+still for all the light there was. Air and sea were the same colour, a
+creamy dull white, and they merged into one at a range of perhaps five
+hundred yards. If only he could--he raised his head sharply and turned
+to face out on the beam. Bracing his feet and gripping the rail with
+wet-gloved fingers he held his breath in an intensity of listening
+concentration. Yes, it was clearer that time, a faint high whine broad
+on the beam. He walked, timing the roll so that he had no need to
+clutch for support, to where the helmsman crouched over a wildly
+swinging compass-card, and gave an order. The destroyer came bowing
+and dipping round till she met the full drive of the sea ahead. With
+a roar and a crash the water tumbled in over the forecastle, shaking
+the bridge, and falling in tons over the ladders on to the upper deck.
+The destroyer still turned, shaking from end to end, until she had the
+sea on the other bow. The telegraph reply-gongs rang back the
+acknowledgment of an order, and easing to barely steerage-way, the
+ship settled in her new position--hove-to in the direction from which
+she had come overnight. The faint sound he had heard had seemed too
+distant for the captain to be assured of his position, and until he
+could hear it clearly and from fairly close he was not going to risk
+taking a departure from it. He knew that hove-to as she was the
+destroyer was going to be driven closer in, and with a steep-to shore
+he could allow her to accept the leeway for some time. He moved across
+and stood on the other side of the bridge, looking out to leeward, his
+attitude less strained and anxious now, as the ship was making fairly
+easy weather of it. The motion, it is true, was far more
+uncomfortable. She sidled, dived, and wallowed in a way that would
+have thrown a man unaccustomed to T.B.D.'s completely off his feet;
+but far less water was coming aboard, and the amount that did so
+arrived on a bearing from which she was better fitted to receive it.
+At the end of twenty minutes the captain began to resume his rigid
+attitude. There was something wrong somewhere. Sounds came erratically
+through fog, but this could not be counted on. He knew he had made no
+mistake in the sound he had heard. It was certainly the high note of
+the lighthouse, and not a steamer's whistle. The low note should have
+been heard in between the high ones, but the fact of not having heard
+the low was not surprising to him. One seldom heard both notes in a
+fog. But this silent gap was a nuisance, considering the rate at which
+they must be closing the land. At half an hour from his first hearing
+the sound he turned uphill to gain the wheel again, but froze still as
+the voice of the fog-horn came afresh, this time with no possibility
+of doubt. A great thuttering roar broke out, as it seemed, almost
+overhead, a deep bass note that made the air quiver. The captain
+jumped amidships and barked an order. The wheel spun hard down and the
+telegraphs whirred round, bringing the destroyer diving and leaping
+back head to sea. Looking aft, the captain had a glimpse of three
+pinnacle rocks showing a moment in the trough between two seas, and
+then the fog shut down over them again, leaving only the regular deep
+roar of the fog-signal, that grew gradually fainter astern. Two points
+at a time he eased the ship round till she was hove-to on the opposite
+tack, then he called to another oilskinned figure that stood swaying
+to the roll by the helmsman. "Will you take her now?" he said; "I am
+going to look for some breakfast. Hold her like this half an hour, and
+then turn her down wind for the run in. The tide's setting us well
+round the point now. All right?"
+
+"Yes, sir. I'll lay it off again on the chart before I turn. That was
+a queer hole in the fog, sir."
+
+"Yes, quite a big blank. Glad it wasn't much bigger. Still, we could
+see four cables under the land, and the land's alright if you've got
+your stern to it."
+
+With a huge yawn of relief he stretched his arms back and up, then
+started down the thin iron ladder on his perilous trip to the
+inevitable chaos and confusion of his cabin.
+
+
+
+
+NIGHT ROUNDS.
+
+
+It was a dark night with no moon, while only occasionally could a star
+be seen from the leader's bridge. The next astern could be made out by
+the bands of blue-white phosphorescence that fell away from her bow,
+but the rest of the line was quite invisible. The flotilla slid along
+at a pace that to them was only a jog-trot, but which would have been
+considered rather too exciting for night work by the big ships. The
+night was calm, with hardly a breath of wind, while the
+_hush_--_hush_--_hush_ from the bow-waves seemed to accentuate the
+silence and to increase the impression the destroyers gave of game
+moving down on a tiptoe of expectancy to the drinking-pool, ready at a
+sight or sound to spring to a frenzy of either offensive or defensive
+speed. On the leader's bridge men spoke in low tones, as if afraid
+that they might be overheard by the enemy--actually to enable them to
+listen better to whatever sound the echoes from the sea might carry.
+On bridges and at gun-stations look-outs stared out around them at the
+night, and there was no need for the officers to be anxious as to
+whether their men kept good watch or slept. The crews knew the rules
+of destroyer-war in the Narrow Seas--that "The first one to see,
+shoots; and the first one to hit, wins." It is true that they did not
+always see first. There were exceptions. Not so long before, they had
+been seen at a range of perhaps half a mile by an officer on the low
+unobtrusive conning-tower of a submarine. This officer had instantly
+and accurately smitten on the back of the head the sailor who shared
+his watch, and had rapped out one word "_Down!_" The sailor (evidently
+quite accustomed to this procedure) had vanished down the
+conning-tower like a falling stone, the officer's boots chasing the
+man's hands down the ladder-rungs. The lid had clanked down and
+locked just a few seconds before a little "plop" of water closed over
+the swirling suction that showed where a big patrol submarine had
+been. The boat was English (that is to say, her Captain was Scotch,
+and her First Lieutenant Canadian, while the remainder of her officers
+and men together could hardly have mustered half a dozen men from the
+Home Counties), but she had no intention of risking explanations at
+short range with her own friends. She had been warned of their coming,
+but she looked on it as a piece of extraordinarily bad luck to have
+been met with at visibility range on such a dark night and to have
+been inconvenienced into a matter of ninety feet in a hurry. But it is
+known that submarines dive for almost everything and swear at everybody.
+
+As the flotilla moved on its way a portent showed on the bow to
+landward. A faint red glow began to light up the low clouds over the
+Belgian frontier, and the bridge look-outs whispered together as they
+watched it brighten. As it grew clearer it showed to be not one
+light, but a rapid-running succession of instantaneous lights far
+inland. The white pencil of a searchlight beam showed and swung to the
+zenith and back--perhaps half-way between the watchers and the flicker
+in the sky. Ten minutes later, as the light drew farther aft, a faint
+murmur of sound (that began as a mere suspicion, and grew to be
+unmistakably but barely audible) announced the origin of the glow.
+
+On the leader's bridge the tall officer in the overcoat spoke to the
+shorter one in the "lammy." "That's a bit on the big side for a night
+raid--they must be attacking round by----"
+
+"Yes, sir; there's something like what they call 'drum-fire' going on.
+Wonder why they put searchlights on for it, though?"
+
+"Can't guess. They'll have 'em on on the coast in a minute too, if I
+know them. Perhaps when they hear guns inland they think it's airbombs
+coming down. There they go! Two of 'em----"
+
+The searchlights came on together, and on such a clear and dark night
+they seemed startlingly close. They swept the heavens over and back,
+steadied awhile pointing inland, and went out again, leaving an even
+inkier blackness than before, and setting the watchers blinking and
+rubbing their dazzled eyes. Away to the south-east the pulsating growl
+of the guns continued, though the breadth and height of the glow in
+the sky was gradually decreasing.
+
+"There isn't any fighting on near the coast now, sir. That must be
+away down in France. If they'd only fire slow we'd be able to get a
+sort of range by the flash."
+
+"You'd have to hold your watch for some time, then," said the taller
+officer. "I haven't the inland geography well enough in my head to say
+where it is, but that scrap's nearer seventy than sixty miles from
+here. Good Lord! And I suppose we'll read in the papers when we get in
+that 'there was activity at some points.'"
+
+"And from here it looks like Hell. What it must be like close to----!
+Wish we could run up one of the canals and join in, sir."
+
+"You'd be too late if we could. It's dying out now. Just as well, too;
+it keeps all the look-outs' heads turned that way. How's the time? All
+right, we'll turn now and try back."
+
+The glow faded and passed, and left the velvety dark as blank as
+before. The leader swung round on a wide curve, and, as if held by one
+long elastic hawser, the flotilla followed in her gleaming wake. At
+the same cantering speed as they had come, they started on the long
+beat back of their bloodthirsty prowl, at the moment when the Scotch
+submarine officer turned over the watch to his Canadian subordinate.
+
+"I've sheered right out now, and they ought to be clear of us all
+right, but keep your eyes skinned for them and nip under if you see
+them again. They're devilish quick on the salvoes in this longitude,
+and 'pon my soul I don't blame 'em either."
+
+
+
+
+IN THE BARRED ZONE.
+
+
+ They called us up from England at the breaking of the day,
+ And the wireless whisper caught us from a hundred leagues away--
+ "Sentries at the Outer Line,
+ All that hold the countersign,
+ Listen in the North Sea--news for you to-day."
+
+ All across the waters, at the paling of the morn,
+ The wireless whispered softly ere the summer day was born--
+ "Be you near or ranging far,
+ By the Varne or Weser bar,
+ The Fleet is out and steaming to the Eastward and the dawn."
+
+ Far and away to the North and West, in the dancing glare of the
+ sunlit ocean,
+ Just a haze, a shimmer of smoke-cloud, grew and broadened many a
+ mile;
+ Low and long and faint and spreading, banner and van of a world in
+ motion,
+ Creeping out to the North and West, it hung in the skies alone
+ awhile.
+
+ Then from over the brooding haze the roar of murmuring engines
+ swelled,
+ And the men of the air looked down to us, a mile below their feet;
+ Down the wind they passed above, their course to the silver
+ sun-track held,
+ And we looked back to the West again, and saw the English Fleet.
+
+ Over the curve of the rounded sea, in ordered lines as the ranks of
+ Rome,
+ Over the far horizon steamed a power that held us dumb,--
+ Miles of racing lines of steel that flattened the sea to a field of
+ foam,
+ Rolling deep to the wash they made,
+ We saw, to the threat of a German blade,
+ The Shield of England come.
+
+
+
+
+A MATTER OF ROUTINE.
+
+
+There was little or no wind, and only a gentle swell from the south.
+The ships rose and fell lazily as they steamed to the south-eastward,
+while only occasionally a handful of light spray fell across a sunlit
+forecastle, drying almost as it fell. But if the air was still the
+ships were certainly not so--as vast as a great moving town, the Fleet
+was travelling at the speed of a touring car. From the Flagship's
+foretop the view was extraordinary. Destroyers or light cruisers when
+pressed seem to be slipping along with something always in hand and
+with no apparent effort; a battleship, however, seen under the same
+conditions, makes one think of St Paul's Cathedral being towed up the
+Thames; she carries a "bone in her teeth," and her bows seem to
+settle low and her stern to rise. In this case the Grand Fleet was
+hurrying--moving south-east at full speed, because--well, they _might_
+just cut the enemy off; but the Hun was canny, and knew exactly the
+danger-limit in this game of "Prisoner's base."
+
+The visibility was good, and as far as the eye could see the water was
+torn and streaked with the wakes of ships--cruisers, destroyers,
+battleships, and craft of every queer and imaginable warlike use. The
+great mass of steel hulls had one thing only in common--they could
+steam, and could steam always with something in hand above the "speed
+of the Fleet." From the ships came a faint brown haze of smoke that
+shimmered with heat and made the horizon dance and flicker. From the
+foretop, looking aft, it seemed incredible that there could be any
+power existing which could drive such a huge beamy hulk as the
+Flagship was, and leave such a turmoil of torn and flattened water
+astern. Battleships in a hurry are certainly not stately; an elderly
+matron in pursuit of a tram-car shows dignity compared to any one of
+them. But if they looked flustered and undignified, they carried a
+cargo which no one could smile at. "_Battleships are mobile
+gun-platforms._" I forget who said that--probably Admiral Mahan--but
+it is true; and if these ships showed an ungraceful way of moving,
+they certainly complied with the definition of gun-platforms. The
+low-sloped turrets all pointed the same way--out to the starboard bow.
+The long tapering guns moved up and down, following the horizon
+against the roll, and sighing as they moved, as if the hydraulic
+engines were weary of the long wait. On the tops of the turrets the
+figures of officers could be seen pacing to and fro across the
+steel--checking now and then to stare at the southern horizon.
+Somewhere out there beneath the blazing sun were the scouts, and
+beyond them--well, that question was one that the scouts were there to
+answer. The smaller ships in sight seemed like motor-cycle pacers
+escorting a long-distance foot-race. With their sterns low and their
+bow-waves running back close to the beautifully-shaped hulls, they
+gave the impression of sauntering along at their leisure and of
+looking impatiently over their shoulders at the big heavy-weights
+astern of them. A destroyer division suddenly heeled and altered
+course like redshank, each ship turning as the leader swung, and with
+a fountain of spray at their sharp high stems they cut through the
+intervals of a Battleship division, swinging up again together to the
+south-east course as they cleared. The watcher in the top had seen the
+trick before, but familiarity could not prevent his eyes from widening
+a little as he saw the stem of his next astern throw up a little cloud
+of spray as it met the foaming V-wake that followed a few yards from
+the leader's counter. He smiled as he thought of an old picture in
+'Punch' of a crowd of small children urging and dragging a huge
+policeman along to a scene of disturbance. The darting, restless
+destroyers seemed like the small bloodthirsty boys--hurrying on ahead
+to see the fun, and then back to wait for the ponderous but willing
+upholder of the law--anxious to miss nothing of the excitement.
+
+The Fleet was running down to intercept, and might be in action at any
+moment if the luck held, but there was no signalling or outpouring of
+instructions. There was just nothing to be said. Everybody knew more
+or less what the tactical situation was; all knew that the enemy might
+be met with any time in the next few hours, but in the turrets the
+guns' crews proceeded with the all-important task of getting outside
+as much dinner as they could comfortably stow. The procedure of
+endeavouring to meet the High Sea Fleet and of dealing with it on
+sight had been rehearsed so often, that the real thing, if it came,
+would call for one signal only, and no more. Many prophets have said
+that the increase of Science and Applied Mechanics in the Navy would
+make men into mere slaves of machines, and into unthinking units. This
+is another theory which has been shown to be hopelessly
+wrong--certainly so in the Navy, as in it both officers and men are
+taught, and have to be taught, far more of the reasons for and the
+object aimed at in the Rules for Battle than ever Nelson thought it
+necessary to communicate to his subordinates in the last Great War.
+The Prussian system may be good, but it produces a bludgeon--ours
+produces the finest tempered blade.
+
+The sight from the foretop was a thing that one would remember all
+one's life, and be thankful not to have missed. The almost
+incalculable value of the great mass of ships--the whirl of figures
+conjured up by a rough estimate of the collective horse-power and the
+numbers of men present; the attempt and failure to even count the
+actual ships in sight; the vision of a scared and wondering neutral
+tramp lying between the lines with engines stopped as the great masses
+of grey-painted steel went past her along the broad highroads of
+churned water,--this was the Fleet at sea; and the known fact that it
+would wheel, close, or spread at the word of one man, from the ships
+that foamed along four hundred yards away to those whose mastheads
+could only just be seen above the horizon, made the wonder all the
+greater. One thought of the thousands of eyes looking south in the
+direction of the big gun-muzzles, of the shells that the guns held
+rammed close home to the rifling, and of the thousands of brains that
+were turning over and over the old question, "Is it to be this time,
+or have they slipped in again?"...
+
+
+
+
+WHO CARES?
+
+
+ The sentries at the Castle Gate,
+ We hold the outer wall,
+ That echoes to the roar of hate
+ And savage bugle-call--
+ Of those that seek to enter in with steel and eager flame,
+ To leave you with but eyes to weep the day the Germans came.
+
+ Though we may catch from out the Keep
+ A whining voice of fear,
+ Of one who whispers "Rest and sleep,
+ And lay aside the spear,"
+ We pay no heed to such as he, as soft as we are hard;
+ We take our word from men alone--the men that rule the guard.
+
+ We hear behind us now and then
+ The voices of the grooms,
+ And bickerings of serving-men
+ Come faintly from the rooms;
+ But let them squabble as they please, we will not turn aside,
+ But--curse to think it was for them that fighting men have died.
+
+ Whatever they may say or try,
+ We shall not pay them heed;
+ And though they wail and talk and lie,
+ We hold our simple Creed--
+ No matter what the cravens say, however loud the din,
+ Our Watch is on the Castle Gate, and none shall enter in.
+
+
+
+
+THE UNCHANGING SEX.
+
+
+ When the battle-worn Horatius, 'midst the cheering Roman throng--
+ All flushed with pride and triumph as they carried him along--
+ Reached the polished porch of marble at the doorway of his home,
+ He felt himself an Emperor--the bravest man of Rome.
+ The people slapped him on the back and knocked his helm askew,
+ Then drifted back along the road to look for something new.
+ Then Horatius sobered down a bit--as you would do to-day--
+ And straightened down his tunic in a calm, collected way.
+ He hung his battered helmet up and wiped his sandals dry,
+ And set a parting in his hair--the same as you and I.
+ His lady kissed him carefully and looked him up and down,
+ And gently disengaged his arm to spare her snowy gown.
+ "You _are_ a real disgrace, you know, the worst I've ever seen;
+ Now go and put your sword away, I _know_ it isn't clean.
+ And you must change your clothes at once, you're simply wringing wet;
+ You've been doing something mischievous, I hope you lost your bet....
+ Why! you're bleeding on the carpet. Who's the brute that hurt you so?
+ Did you kill him? _There's a darling._ Serve him right for hitting
+ low."
+ Then she hustled lots of water, turning back her pretty sleeves,
+ And she set him on the sofa (having taken off his greaves).
+ And bold Horatius purred aloud, the stern Horatius smiled,
+ And didn't seem to mind that he was treated like a child.
+ Though she didn't call him Emperor, or cling to him and cry,
+ Yet I rather think he liked it--just the same as you and I.
+
+
+
+
+TWO CHILDREN.
+
+
+His age was possibly nineteen, and his general appearance had decided
+the members of his last gunroom mess in their choice of a nickname for
+him. "Little Boy Blue," or "Boy" for short, would probably stick to him
+throughout his naval career. The name had certainly followed him to his
+present appointment as "third hand" of a destroyer, where the other
+sub-lieutenants of the flotilla were not likely to allow him to forget
+it. He would have made a perfect model for a Burne-Jones angel. His
+mother would have worded that comparison differently, being under the
+impression that no angel could hope to equal him: on his part, he always
+took most filial care not to disillusion her on such a point. At the
+moment, in the first flush of glory induced by the fact that he had
+left gunroom life for ever, and that his midshipman's patches were
+things of the recent past, he was making the most of a week's leave, and
+making the most also of the opportunity of cultivating the society of a
+home Attraction whom the discerning eyes of his mother may or may not
+have yet noticed. The Attraction was aged sixteen, extremely pretty,
+and, as is usual in such cases, extremely self-possessed.
+
+The Boy, as he accompanied her along the garden path, was not feeling
+self-possessed at all. He had discovered from frequent experience that
+the only position he could retain with reference to the lady as she
+walked was, as he would put it, "half a cable on the starboard quarter."
+Knowing as he did that he was being kept thus distant by intention, he
+followed the broad lines of strategy which his naval training had taught
+him, and acted in a way which on such occasions is always right--that
+is, he aroused doubt and curiosity in the mind of his adversary.
+
+The lady, who--carrying a ball of string in one hand and a bowl of
+peas in the other--had walked in cool silence for at least fifty
+yards, turned suddenly and spoke.
+
+"I suppose this is the first time you've----What _are_ you staring at?"
+
+The Boy blushed at once. "I beg your pardon," he murmured; "I----"
+
+"Is my hair coming down?"
+
+The Boy looked fixedly again at a large black bow which, as he told me
+afterwards, "held the bight of it up." "No-o," he said slowly.
+
+"Then don't stare at it, and don't lag behind. What was I saying?"
+
+"You asked me how long leave I'd got."
+
+"I didn't--you've told me that, and anyhow I've forgotten. I was going
+to ask you if this is the first time you've done any war-work."
+
+"Yes, I was out in the Straits till last Thursday week, and----"
+
+"Don't be silly. I mean work like this, digging and doing without
+things, and helping, and so on."
+
+"Yes, I suppose it is. I haven't had time, really----"
+
+The lady turned on him in righteous scorn. "_Time_--oh, you're one of
+the worst I know. Won't you _ever_ take the war seriously? You just
+look on it all as a joke, and you won't make _any_ sacrifices. Now
+come here--take the other end of this string, and lay it out till I
+tell you to stop."
+
+The Boy meekly obeyed instructions. He pegged the end of the string
+firmly down and returned to the Attraction, who was engaged in hunting
+out a hoe from among a litter of horticultural implements that lay in
+a corner of the garden wall. He stood watching her for a moment, and
+with her eyes away from him, his attitude altered slightly and became
+almost proprietary, while his face seemed to harden a shade and give
+an inkling of the naval stamp that it would develop later on. She
+looked round suddenly and saw him again as a shy and awkward youth.
+
+"Have you done it?" she said. "All right, you can really start doing
+some work now. I'm going to make you dig a trench. _That's_ the best
+way to serve your country when you're ashore and have the chance. And
+to think you've never used a hoe before!"
+
+The Boy scraped the hoe reflectively with the toe of his boot. It did
+not seem to him politic to mention the fact that vegetable gardens do
+not usually grow either on the decks of battleships or on the
+shell-beaten slopes of Gallipoli. He made no attempt to follow the
+tortuous wanderings of a feminine mind, but held on his own course.
+"Are you going to help?" he said.
+
+"No. You'd only loaf at the work if I did, and I've got other things
+to do, too. Now, come along and start, or you'll never get it finished
+by to-night."
+
+"I'm leaving to-morrow," said the Boy.
+
+"So you've told me--heaps of times to-day. But you must finish that
+trench before you go."
+
+The Boy nodded and walked away towards the pegged-out end of the
+string. The lady, without turning her head, walked back up the path
+until she came to the grassy slope at its end. Selecting a spot from
+which a view could be obtained through the hedge of her oppressed
+admirer, she sat down and carefully laid the basin of peas on the bank
+beside her.
+
+"He's rather a dear," she observed cautiously to herself. "But he _is_
+such a child. 'Wonder why boys are always so awfully young compared to
+women?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The flotilla would have turned round for its run back in another
+half-hour if the last destroyer in the enemy's line had not shown a
+faint funnel-glare for the fractional part of a second. They were only
+a couple of miles from the end of the "beat" when it showed, and
+considering the poor visibility that accompanied the frequent
+snow-showers, it was a piece of happy luck that the glare was seen at
+all. Three people on the leader's bridge saw it together; two of them
+gave a kind of muffled yelp, as foxhound puppies would at sight of
+their first cub, while the third gave an order on the instant. The
+destroyer settled a little by the stern, her course altered slightly,
+and she began really to travel. For some hours she had been jogging
+along at seventeen knots, but her speed now began to rise in jumps of
+five knots at a time, till in a few minutes she had become a mad and
+quivering fabric of impatient steel. As she gained her speed the snow
+began to pour down again, blotting out the faint shadow that had meant
+the bow of her next astern. The Captain glanced aft once, and then
+continued his intent gazing forward. He had passed a rough bearing and
+the signal to chase to his subordinates astern, and could do no more
+till he could get touch again. He had no intention of easing his speed
+to wait for clearer visibility. He knew too much of flotilla war to
+let a chance of fighting go by in that way. If he once got to the
+enemy, the rest of his flotilla would steer to the sound of the guns;
+and anyhow, he decided, if he did have to fight single-handed, the
+worse the visibility was and the greater the confusion and doubt among
+the enemy, the better would be the chances for him. The snow ahead
+cleared for a minute to leave a long narrow lane between the showers,
+and he saw the loom of the last ship of the enemy's line. The German
+destroyer seemed to fall back to him, as if she was stopped, though in
+reality she was holding station on her next ahead at a fair sixteen
+knots. With a startling crash and a blaze of blinding light the guns
+opened from along the leader's side--the German guns waiting,
+surprised, for a full minute before they replied. When they did open
+fire, the duel had become too one-sided to be called a fight at all.
+Between the crashes of the guns, the clatter and ring of ejected
+cartridge-cases could be heard but faintly, yet as the big leader
+passed her battered opponent at barely half a cable distance, through
+the din and savage intensity of a yard-arm fight the quartermaster
+stooped over his tiny wheel, oblivious to all things but the clear
+quiet voice that conned the ship past and on to her next victim. The
+rear destroyer of the enemy swung away, stopped, and remained--a
+horrible illustration of the maxim of naval warfare, which says that
+he who is unready should never leave harbour.
+
+At the head of the German line a man of decision had acted swiftly. As
+the blaze of the gun-fire broke out astern of him, and before the
+first German gun had fired a round, he had swung the leading division
+four points off its course. As the British destroyer tore on up the
+line, he swung inwards again and closed on her to engage on her
+disengaged side. As a piece of tactics it was pretty and well
+performed, but nothing can be judged to perfection in war, and this
+evolution was no exception to the rule. As he closed in on the British
+leader, she started her broadside on her second quarry,--an opponent
+better prepared than her first,--and the snow-laden air quivered to
+the shock of furiously worked guns. The flashes lit the contending
+ships in rippling, blinding light, and across the foaming waters that
+the fighters left in their passage, the drifting snow showed up like
+flying gold. At short range the leading German division broke in with
+a burst of rapid fire, and in his swift glance towards this menace
+from his disengaged side the British leader saw the flaw in his
+enemy's harness. The last of the German division was too far astern
+for safety in view of the fact that the British ship was at the moment
+fighting-mad. The German leader had a glimpse of a high bow swinging
+round towards him in the midst of salvoes of bursting shell--then came
+an increased burst of firing from down the line astern, followed by a
+great crash and a dull booming explosion. The gun-fire died down and
+stopped as the guns' crews lost sight of their target, until the
+scattered flotilla was running on in the same darkness as had preceded
+the fight, though in far different condition. The German leader was
+not sure as to what had happened to the first of his command to be
+attacked, but he knew well what had come to the rear ship of his own
+division. She had been blown up in the shock of being rammed by the
+English madman, and although she had probably taken her slayer with
+her, she had left an impression on the minds of the rest of the
+flotilla on the subject of what odds an English ship considered to be
+equal, that would take some considerable drilling to eradicate. He
+flashed out a signal to tell his unseen ships to concentrate, and the
+signal, shaded as it was, drew down a salvo of shell from half a mile
+away on his quarter. At full speed he tore on for home, realising a
+fact that he had only suspected before--that the savage who had
+attacked him had been but the forerunner of a flotilla of unknown
+numbers and strength. The crackling sound of battle--a battle at a
+longer range now--passed on and died down as the unheeding snow
+smothered both light and sound. Both flotillas were occupied, and in
+their occupation had no time to think of what was left astern of
+them,--a shattered German destroyer stopped, helpless, and an easy
+prey for the returning British--a litter of lifebelts, corpses, and
+wreckage, that marked the grave of the rammed ship--and a
+barely-floating hulk, her stern and half her deck only above water,
+that lay rolling to the swell; a broken monument to a man who had
+fought a good fight and gone to his death with the sound of the
+trumpets of the Hall of all Brave Men calling in his ears.
+
+The Boy twisted the seaman's silk handkerchief more tightly round his
+left wrist, and drew another fold across his broken hand. He snapped his
+orders out furiously, and men hastened to obey them. He knew that his
+after-gun was the only one above water, and that the sloping island of
+the stern that formed its support was not likely to retain buoyancy
+long, but so long as there were survivors clustered aft and dry
+ammunition with which they might load, he was going to be ready for
+fighting. To the luck that caused one of his flotilla to lose touch in
+the chase and blunder across him, he owed the fact that he was ever able
+to fight again. She came tearing by down wind--threw the narrow beam of
+a searchlight full on to him--and recognising by that extraordinary
+nautical "eye for a ship," which can see all when a landsman could see
+nothing, that the sloping battered wreck was the remnant of a ship of
+her own class, turned on a wide sweep to investigate. The Boy knew
+nothing of her nationality, and cared less what her intentions were. In
+the midst of a litter of ammunition, wounded men, and half-drowned or
+frozen survivors, he slammed shell at her from his sightless and tilted
+gun till his store of dry cartridges dwindled and failed him. His
+shooting was execrable; he could hardly make out the dark blotch that
+was his target as, astonished and silent, she circled round him. Savage
+and berserk, he fired till his last round was gone, then drew his motley
+collection of ratings around him, and with pistol, knife, and spanner
+they waited for their chance to board.
+
+A long black hull slid cautiously into view and closed them, till up
+against the beating snow and rising wind a voice roared out through a
+megaphone a sentence which no German could ever attempt to copy--"You
+blank, blank, blank," it said, "are you all something mad?"
+
+The Boy stood up, and his wounded hand just then began to hurt him
+very much. "No sir," he called in reply. "I'm sorry, sir; I made a
+mistake. We've got a lot of wounded here."
+
+The night seemed to turn suddenly very cold, and he realised that at
+some moment since the collision he must have been in the water.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Boy did not see her till he had left the train and was half-way
+along the station platform. Then she came forward from the
+ticket-collector's barrier, and he discovered with a start that not
+only was the sun shining, but that the world was a very good place to
+be alive in. He dropped his suit-case to shake hands, and then hastily
+snatched it up to forestall her attempt to carry it for him. She
+turned and piloted him out of the station to where an ancient
+"growler" waited, its steed dozing in the sunshine. "I ordered this
+old thing, as I thought you mightn't be strong enough to walk, but
+you're not such an invalid as I expected. The carrier is bringing your
+luggage." The lady spoke, looking him carefully over from under the
+shade of her hat.
+
+"Walk! Yes, of course I can. I'm not an invalid. I--No, I mean--let's
+drive." He slung his suit-case hastily in through the open cab door.
+
+The lady seemed to see nothing inconsistent in his incoherencies. She
+may have possibly followed his train of thought. She merely nodded,
+and reached in for his suit-case, which she swung easily upwards, to
+be received by the driver and placed on the roof. She then stepped in,
+and watched as the Boy cautiously entered and took his station beside
+her. With what seemed almost a yawn, the old horse roused and began
+to work up to his travelling pace, a possible five miles to the hour.
+
+"Well, Boy," said the lady, "and what sort of a time did they give you
+in hospital?"
+
+"Oh--quite decent, you know; but mighty little to eat. I believe they
+put every one on low diet as soon as they get there just to keep them
+humble and quiet."
+
+"Well, your mother's just dying to feed you up, so you'll get awfully
+fat soon. How's the hand?"
+
+The Boy stretched out his left arm and showed a suspiciously
+inert-looking brown glove. "Only three fingers gone and some bits
+missing. It's stopped my golf all right, though."
+
+"But you'll still be able to hunt and shoot and you'll work up some
+sort of a golf handicap again when you're used to it. What was the
+battle like, Boy?"
+
+"Oh--just the usual sort of destroyer scrap. We saw them first in our
+packet, and so we got most of it. It was a good scrap, though."
+
+"Will you be able to go to sea again, or will they----?"
+
+The Boy flushed and leaned back. "Of course I will--I've got a hand
+and a half, and they can't stick me in a shore job when I've got that
+much." The lady put a hand swiftly out and rested it on the padded
+brown glove. "Of course they can't. Sorry, Boy. I never thought they
+would, you know." The Boy instantly brought his right hand across,
+and, catching the sympathetic hand that lay on his glove, kissed it
+with decision. He then leaned back again to the musty padding of the
+cab, rather shocked at his own temerity. The lady, however, showed no
+signs of confusion at all.
+
+"How long sick leave did they give you? Do you have to go back to the
+hospital, or do you just report at the Admiralty?"
+
+"I don't know,--look here, when are we going to be engaged?"
+
+"When we're old enough, Boy--if you're good. Are you going to be?"
+
+"That's a bet," said the Boy firmly. "So long as I know it's going to
+be all right, I'll be awfully good. What are you going to do with me
+on leave? I can't dig trenches for peas now--at least, not properly."
+
+"No; but if you took a little more interest in the subject, you'd know
+that at this time of year you can pick them. Now, here's your house,
+and you're going in to see your mother, and I'm going home; and you're
+not to laugh at her if she cries, and--pay attention, Boy--there's no
+need for you to wear that glove on your hand; she isn't a baby any
+more than I am."
+
+
+
+
+AN URGENT COURTSHIP.
+
+[Written with a lot of assistance from a partner.]
+
+
+The solitary figure in the R.N. Barracks smoking-room rose, stretched
+himself, and lounged across to a table to change his evening paper for
+a later edition.
+
+"Hullo! old sportsman. Where's everybody?"
+
+The "sportsman"--a precise-looking surgeon who wore a wound-stripe on
+his cuff--looked round from the litter of newspapers he had been
+turning over.
+
+"Why, lumme! if it ain't James the Giant-Killer. Here, waiter! Hi! Two
+sherry--quick! What the deuce brings you here, James?"
+
+"Just down from the North,--joining the _Great Harry_ to-morrow.
+Where's every one? Is there an air-raid on, and were the cellars too
+full for you, my hack-saw expert?"
+
+"They were not. They're damn near empty, worse luck. But the Depot
+Boxing is on to-night, and I'd be there too, only it's my turn for
+guard. It's no good your going now, you old pug; they'll finish in
+half an hour, and it's a mile away."
+
+"Oh! Well, I'm tired, anyway. I want dinner and then a bed. Of all
+filthy games, give me a war-time train journey. I've found a cabin
+here, and I found a bath, and I won't quarrel with any one for an hour
+or two."
+
+"Then, you may as well keep the cabin while you've got it, because the
+_Great Harry_ is having her mountings altered, and won't commission
+for a week yet."
+
+James Rainer swivelled round in his chair to take the sherry glass
+from the waiter. "Here's luck, Doc. I thought she commissioned
+to-morrow, though."
+
+"Gun trials to-day, and the experts didn't like her. Not much wrong, I
+believe, but she's delayed a week. Here's long life and a----" The
+surgeon paused and put his glass down. James Rainer stared at him
+somewhat truculently.
+
+"James, my boy, I was forgetting. Your little flapper's here. Ah! I
+see you know all about that."
+
+"Doc.--you're an ass; I wasn't thinking of that at all."
+
+The surgeon leaned back in his arm-chair and prepared to enjoy himself.
+
+"Ah! James, me old friend--pot companion of me youth! What a
+chicken-butcher you are! If only you hadn't been so young; two years
+ago, was it not? How the years do roll on, to be sure. And what a
+little romance it was--the blue-eyed flag-lieutenant and the admiral's
+daughter--_always_ the first two down to breakfast. And we used to
+hear, too, in the Yard, of the little expeditions when you were
+detailed to take her back to school and--_No!_ hands off! Would you
+touch me with a cheild in me arrms? Let me go and I'll tell you all
+about her--and look out for my drink, you great ruffian."
+
+"Never mind your drink." James released the surgeon's head from under
+his arm and sat down again. "Is she down here?"
+
+"She is, James--and she's a devilish pretty girl now, too. If it
+wasn't that we're most of us crocks here we'd----"
+
+A signalman entered and glanced inquiringly round the room.
+
+"Who is it for, signalman? Anybody hurt?"
+
+"No, sir." The man looked at his signal-pad again. "Send despatch
+officer to Admiralty House instantly."
+
+"Help!" The surgeon turned to Rainer. "There's only one available
+to-night, and he's at the Boxing. It's probably only stuff to be
+brought back here. What about----? But I forgot, you're tired, aren't
+you? They'd better telephone."
+
+Rainer picked up his cap. "I'm not supposed to join till to-morrow
+night, and I'm going even if it means another filthy railway journey.
+'Night, Doc!"
+
+The door banged decisively, and the surgeon chuckled at some deep jest
+of his own.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Vice-Admiral Sir Charles Woodcote grunted ferociously as a knock
+sounded at his study door.
+
+"Come in!" he barked. "Who is it?"
+
+He looked up to see a tall clean-shaven lieutenant enter--a
+broad-shouldered athletic figure with a heavy jaw and twinkling grey
+eyes.
+
+"Eh--Rainer, how are you, my boy? I was expecting the despatch
+officer."
+
+"Yes, sir; but as I was at a loose end at the barracks I came myself.
+I'm joining the----"
+
+"The _Great Harry_--yes, so you are. Well, it's a long time since I
+saw you. You must come and dine with us before you sail. Now, you'd
+better get off with these. I'm going to send you in the car." He
+pressed a bell and a seaman entered. "The big car at once, _and_ the
+headlights. Tell Thompson to hurry up."
+
+"Please, sir, Thompson's hurt his wrist, sir. Starting the----"
+
+"_Confound_ Thompson--he's always doing it. _Why_ does he do it? Eh?
+Eh? You can't tell me? Tell Miss Ruth to get the other car round at
+once, d'you hear?"
+
+"Now, Rainer," said the Admiral, "here's the despatch. Take it to
+Shortholme aerodrome, and bring a receipt back, d'you hear? and keep
+that girl of mine out of mischief. _Come_ in!"
+
+The door opened, and a slim leather-coated figure appeared. Rainer
+tried to keep his eyes on the Admiral, but failed dismally, his
+efforts resulting in a distressing squint. His flapper of two years
+ago was now a calm, self-possessed, and extremely pretty girl, who, in
+her role of amateur chauffeur, did not seem even to be aware of his
+presence in the room.
+
+"The car is ready, father," she said, and vanished, leaving the
+startled Rainer gaping at a vision of neat black gaiters beneath her
+short skirt.
+
+"Well, you'd better get on then," said the Admiral. "But, by the way,
+tell Forrest--Wing-Commander Forrest--to keep an eye on his machines.
+There are three German prisoners loose near here--two pilots and a
+mechanic from their Flying Corps. They may try and steal a machine to
+get away on. Tell him to lock up his hangars, or whatever he calls the
+things, and--all right--get on--get on. What are you waiting for?"
+
+Rainer, nothing loath, took his dismissal. He hurried across the hall,
+cramming the despatch, in its stiff parchment envelope, into the
+inside pocket of his overcoat as he went. The car was standing purring
+at the door, a leakage of light from the side-lamps shining on a
+demure little face behind the screen, and showing him also that the
+back near-side door was standing invitingly open.
+
+"You little darling," he thought, "as if you didn't _know_ what you are
+in for." He firmly closed the back door, sat down in the vacant front
+seat, and reached over to pull in a rug from behind him. As he did so
+the clutch was gently engaged and the car slid quietly down the drive.
+
+"It's jolly nice your driving me like this, Miss Woodcote," he said.
+"Do you drive many despatch officers?"
+
+"Why, yes, Mr Rainer; Thompson and I take turns at it."
+
+"Are you an official chauffeur, then?"
+
+"I have been for some time now."
+
+"Always here?"
+
+"No, I was at Portsmouth a bit."
+
+"Indeed? How far is it to Shortcombe?"
+
+"About twenty miles, by this road."
+
+"You didn't seem surprised to see me in your father's study."
+
+The car dodged round a tram and began a louder purr as it felt the
+open road ahead.
+
+"Well, Hickson told me you had come."
+
+"Oh! he did, did he? Did Hickson tell you anything else?"
+
+"Yes; and I don't think it's quite nice for an officer to bribe a
+butler to write and tell him things about his master's daughter."
+
+"Well, I'm damned. Hickson is a scoundrel. I told him he wasn't to."
+
+"Well, he did tell. I made him. And I think it was very wrong of you."
+
+"But I'd always looked after you before, and it's only natural I
+should like to hear you weren't getting into trouble after my eagle
+eye had left you."
+
+"Never mind about eagle eyes. It was very rude, and it mustn't go on."
+
+"It won't. I promise you."
+
+Miss Woodcote, a little piqued at such easy acquiescence, drove in
+silence for a few minutes, then, unable to restrain her curiosity,
+fell into the trap.
+
+"Well, I'm glad to hear you say so. It was a silly thing to do."
+
+"Yes, it was, perhaps. But the necessity for it has gone now, so I
+don't mind."
+
+"What do you mean by that?"
+
+"Well, I'm going to marry you now you're grown up, so----"
+
+"Will you please stop talking nonsense?"
+
+"Will you marry me?"
+
+"No."
+
+"Well, that's one proposal over. I think a girl can't be very distant
+with a man who's proposed to her, can she? It implies a certain
+intimacy, so to speak...?"
+
+"No."
+
+"It means, you see, a secret shared together, and that should...."
+
+A stony silence.
+
+"Of course--it's not the only secret we've had together. There was the
+matter of the fire in the kitchen, when we were making toffee and
+upset the paraffin...."
+
+Still silence.
+
+"You know two years ago I was going to marry you if I could, and I
+knew that you----"
+
+"What did you know?"
+
+"Well, you knew I'd never let you marry any one else."
+
+"Mr Rainer--will you please be quiet? I don't want to speak to you."
+
+"Damn," said Rainer, leaning back sulkily.
+
+"And don't swear, please."
+
+Rainer sat up again. "Haven't I got cause for swearing? We've come
+ten miles and I wanted to kiss you before we'd done twenty. You're
+wasting time, you know."
+
+"I don't want to kiss any one, and certainly not you."
+
+Rainer's confidence began to evaporate slightly. This was not quite
+the flapper he had known. He sighed heavily, and, leaning back again,
+turned slightly away from her, wishing that he had eyes in the back of
+his head.
+
+Miss Woodcote, secure in the knowledge that he was not so favoured by
+nature, had glanced three times in his direction before the trouble
+started. The car whirled round a corner, its speed regulated more by
+the state of the driver's temper than by good judgment, and the
+headlights shone full on a heavy farm cart which lay right across the
+road. There was a grinding of brakes, a lurch and skid, and Rainer had
+just time to throw a protecting arm across Ruth as the collision
+occurred. The screen went to pieces as the headlights went out, and
+the frightened Rainer and the extremely angry chauffeuse stared at
+each other in the dim glow of the side-lamps.
+
+"Are you hurt? Are you all right? _Ruth_...."
+
+"The _beasts_, the _beasts_. I've _never_ hit anything before. _Oh!_
+Just look at all the glass."
+
+The tone of her voice reassured the trembling lover beside her, and
+rising to his feet, he began to shed his overcoat.
+
+"Cheer up," he said. "There mayn't be as much damage as you think.
+We'll have a look at it. Hullo!"
+
+Two dark figures showed by the near side of the bonnet, and a harsh
+voice rasped out: "Out of the car and put your hands up. Quickly, now,
+or you'll get hurt."
+
+Rainer obeyed part of the order with startling alacrity. This was a
+straightforward and simple problem to deal with compared with the
+attempt to instil sense into an unreasonable, albeit delightful, girl.
+His overcoat dropped to the floor-boards and he landed on the road at
+the same moment. Two to one in a bad light was very fair odds, he
+felt, and he only regretted that he had not got his gloves on, as he
+foresaw broken knuckles for himself by the morning.
+
+He shuffled forward a few feet and went in for his left-hand
+adversary. The left feint was only a concession to orthodoxy, but the
+right hook which followed it was delivered with a grunt and twist that
+meant business. He sprang back at once behind the side-lamp, perfectly
+satisfied that the recipient of the blow was going to be a sleeping
+partner for some minutes at least. The second man came forward a
+little doubtfully, swearing in excellent German. Rainer heard a cry
+from Ruth and turned half round. A third opponent had appeared from
+behind the car, and a club or heavy stick was whirling over his head.
+For an instant Rainer hesitated, then tried to jump in under the
+weapon. He felt as he did so that it was too late, but he arrived
+safely on his man's chest, clutching for the upraised arm. The left
+hand seized something it had not expected to find--a girl's hand in a
+leather glove. The club-man roared with rage, swung round and struck
+savagely behind him. Rainer had a glimpse of a white face going down,
+and a little moan of pain from the ground sent him berserk. An arm
+came around his throat from behind, and he knew that what he had to do
+must be done quickly. He tripped the club-man and hurled himself
+sideways and back. The three figures, swaying and straining together,
+struck the car and came down. Rainer felt the arm round his neck slip
+and change to a hand. The owner of the hand instantly began to regret
+this, as Rainer's teeth were not only in good condition but had a grip
+like a bull-dog's. The club-man began to scream, and not without
+reason. To be held against a car-wheel by a twelve-stone
+rough-and-tumble expert who doesn't mind being killed if only he
+leaves his mark on you, is a bad position for any man to be in.
+Rainer's hands were on his throat, the knuckles working and straining
+upwards for the carotids, and Rainer's legs were quietly but surely
+engaged in breaking his left ankle.
+
+Then the man with the prisoned hand began to talk rapidly, and Rainer
+threw his reserve strength into his hands. He knew what was coming.
+His first opponent had awakened. He felt the man behind him wriggle
+his body clear, and then came a smashing concussion. With a feeling of
+regret that he had not been allowed another ten seconds' grip he sank
+into oblivion.
+
+Two men rose from beside him and leaned panting and gasping against
+the car. One of them subsided and sat on the running board, his breath
+rasping and tearing in his throat. The man who had felt Rainer's punch
+dropped the club, took off a side-lamp and made a hasty examination of
+the front of the car. Returning, he spoke in short abrupt sentences to
+the others, and assisted the seated man to his feet with a kick. The
+three stood and listened for a moment, then broke through the hedge
+and vanished into the night.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It seemed to Rainer in his dreams that his ship was coaling. He could
+hear the crash and rattle and roar of the winches, and there was a
+gritty taste in his mouth as if he was working in the collier's hold. He
+spat out a mouthful of dust and lifted his head. No--they weren't
+coaling. He was lying against a very hard and nobbly car, and he had a
+devil of a headache. He considered the situation a moment, and then woke
+up suddenly with a cold feeling of fear. He rose and steadied himself by
+a wing, then looked round. Yes, there she was, a few feet away, and at
+the sight of her his strength came back. He knelt down and lifted her
+shoulders. She moved a little and moaned. With trembling fingers he felt
+the top of her head and found that the cap was gone, and that there was
+a suspiciously sticky lump on her forehead. He felt for his
+handkerchief, but remembered that it was in his overcoat. Lifting the
+girl in his arms he tottered to the car and sat down in the front seat,
+while he searched the coat pockets. He found the handkerchief, and
+noted, as a side-issue, that the despatches were still there. Unscrewing
+the filling cap of the petrol tank he plunged the handkerchief in, but
+turned his head at a voice at his elbow.
+
+"Jim! What are you doing?"
+
+"Thank God! Ruth, lie still. I'm going to put some petrol on your
+head."
+
+"_Ooo!_" The lady had straightened up in her seat. "My poor head--it
+does hurt. Jim! if you put petrol on my head I'll _never_ marry you."
+
+"But, darling--I----"
+
+"Don't do it. Have you got the despatches?"
+
+"Yes. I don't think they were after them. Ruth, d'you know that chap
+would have brained me if you hadn't tackled him?"
+
+"Why did you kiss me just before I woke up?"
+
+"I didn't. I swear I didn't."
+
+"You did. I know you did."
+
+"I--I--Ruth, were you angry?"
+
+"Don't you think you might see if you can move the car, or do
+something useful?"
+
+"Ruth, were you? Ruth, I say----"
+
+"Jim, there's a car coming. All right, be quick. That will do.
+_There_, you old brute--now go and meet that car. Give me your hanky."
+
+Rainer reluctantly dodged round the farm cart, holding a side-lamp in
+his hand. The headache was forgotten, and the world seemed a
+remarkably pleasant place in spite of bruises and stiff joints. The
+car pulled up and a group of figures came towards him. "Hullo," said
+one, "what's all this?"
+
+Rainer recognised the speaker. "That you Deane?" he replied. "Three
+escaped Huns have attacked us. They've gone now. I was bringing
+despatches for the Wing-Commander, but they didn't get them. Miss
+Woodcote's in the car. She's smashed--the car, I mean--and she's had a
+blow on the head from a club."
+
+"Lord! Those are our men. They walked out to one of our machines at
+dusk just after it landed, but they ran when they were challenged.
+We're after them now."
+
+"Well, they can't get far. One's groggy and one's lame. What about
+Miss Woodcote? She'll have to be sent home. She's got a nasty crack on
+the head."
+
+"We'll send her to Admiralty House in this lorry. Give me the
+despatches and you go back with her. I'm going to spread my men out
+and hunt the fields. They must have been after your car."
+
+Rainer walked back as the air-mechanics began to move the farm cart
+out of the road. "Ruth," he said, "we're going back on this lorry.
+I've handed the despatches over, and I'm going to take you home."
+
+"Only ten miles, Jim, and you expected forty, didn't you?"
+
+"I did, but I hoped to have kissed you all the last twenty of them,
+you little angel."
+
+"Well, Jim, it looks a very dark lorry, doesn't it? But as for kissing
+me in the other car----Well, you may have decided on the last twenty
+miles, but I had arranged for the last hundred yards up the drive.
+Why? You silly old thing. I can't do two things properly at once, and
+I made up my mind when we started I was not going to be kissed when I
+was driving. Carry me across carefully, Jim, dear. I'm feeling rather
+fragile now...."
+
+
+
+
+LOOKING AFT.
+
+
+ I'm the donkey-man of a dingy tramp
+ They launched in 'Eighty-one,
+ Rickety, old, and leaky too--but some o' the rivets are shining new
+ Beneath our after-gun.
+
+ An' she an' meself are off to sea
+ From out o' the breaker's hands,
+ An' we laugh to find such an altered game, for devil a thing we
+ found the same
+ When we came off the land.
+
+ We used to carry a freight of trash
+ That younger ships would scorn,
+ But now we're running a decent trade--howitzer-shell and
+ hand-grenade,
+ Or best Alberta corn.
+
+ We used to sneak an' smouch along
+ Wi' rusty side an' rails,
+ Hoot an' bellow of liners proud--"Give us the room that we're
+ allowed;
+ Get out o' the track--the Mails!"
+
+ We sometimes met--an' took their wash--
+ The 'aughty ships o' war,
+ An' we dips to them--an' they to us--an' on they went in a tearin'
+ fuss,
+ But now they count us more.
+
+ For now we're "England's Hope and Pride"--
+ The Mercantile Marine,--
+ "Bring us the goods and food we lack, because we're hungry, Merchant
+ Jack"
+ (As often I have been).
+
+ "You're the man to save us now,
+ We look to you to win;
+ Wot'd yer like? A rise o' pay? We'll give whatever you like to say,
+ But bring the cargoes in."
+
+ An' here we are in the danger zone,
+ Wi' escorts all around,
+ Destroyers a-racing to and fro--"We will show you the way to go,
+ An' guide you safe an' sound."
+
+ "An' did you cross in a comfy way,
+ Or did you have to run?
+ An' is the patch on your hull we see the mark of a bump in
+ 'Ninety-three,
+ Or the work of a German gun?"
+
+ "We'll lead you now, and keep beside,
+ An' call to all the Fleet,
+ Clear the road and sweep us in--he carries a freight we need to win,
+ A golden load of wheat."
+
+ Yes, we're the hope of England now,
+ And rank wi' the Navy too;
+ An' all the papers speak us fair--"Nothing he will not lightly dare,
+ Nothing he fears to do."
+
+ "Be polite to Merchant Jack,
+ Who brings you in the meat,
+ For if he went on a striking lay, you'd have to go on your knees and
+ pray,
+ With never a bone to eat."
+
+ But you can lay your papers down
+ An' set your fears aside,
+ For we will keep the ocean free--we o' the clean an' open sea--
+ To break the German pride.
+
+ We won't go canny or strike for pay,
+ Or say we need a rest;
+ But you get on wi' the blinkin' War--an' not so much o' your strikes
+ ashore,
+ Or givin' the German best.
+
+
+
+
+GRIT.
+
+
+The Captain of H.M. T.B.D. _Upavon_ was in a bad humour. He had
+decided when he left harbour that this patrol was going to be an
+uninteresting one, as the area allotted to him covered no traffic
+lane, and was therefore unlikely to hold an enemy within its
+boundaries. The dulness of a blank horizon had continued to confirm
+him in his opinion since the patrol began. He spoke from his arm-chair
+as the First Lieutenant struggled into his oilskins preparatory to
+going on deck for the First Watch.
+
+"I don't care what courses you steer so long as you work along to the
+west'ard and keep the alterations logged. Beat across in twelve-mile
+tacks, and tell your relief to do the same. I'll be keeping the
+morning, and I'll turn round and work east at six. Got it?"
+
+The First Lieutenant intimated that he had "got it," and, pulling his
+sou'wester well down over his ears, passed out: he was none too
+cheerful at the moment himself. The rain had been beating down in
+heavy streams since dusk, and the long oily swell that had been with
+them since leaving harbour had, although it had not wetted their
+rails, made the steady rolling rather monotonous.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The big tramp steamer might have had a fighting chance if it had not
+been for the torpedo. It hit fairly abreast her bridge, and two boats
+at the port-davits broke to splinters above the explosion, while the
+wireless instruments developed defects that would have taken a week to
+cure. The Chief Mate never saw the periscope. The explosion, and the
+sight of a hard white line stretching away to port at right angles to
+their course, were impressed on his brain simultaneously. It was a
+few seconds later when he rose shakily to his feet and mechanically
+set the engine-room telegraphs to "stop." As he did so, the Captain
+arrived with a rush on the bridge and released him from his post. He
+hurried below to examine the damage, and to fight, by every means
+possible to seamanship, the great Atlantic waters that he knew must by
+then be flooding nearly half the hold-space of the ship. Ships have
+reached harbour with worse damage than she had received, and she might
+have added another name to the list of tributes to good seamanship had
+not the enemy risen astern of them to complete his work. A shell
+hummed over them, skimming the tilted deck from two thousand yards
+away. The second shell arrived as the tramp's stern-gun fired, and the
+steamer quivered to a dull rumbling shock that told of a well-delayed
+fuse and a raking shot.
+
+The tramp's big propeller threshed along, half out of water, as her
+Captain rang down for speed with which to dodge and man[oe]uvre; but
+the vicious shells came steadily home into her, and it was a question
+only of whether the straining bulkheads forward would go before her
+stern was blown in. The stern-gun could hardly be depressed enough to
+get a clear view of its target, and Fritz knew it. The Chief Mate
+reckoned that it was about the twelfth shell that finished them.
+Following its explosion, he heard a noise that told him much,--a
+hissing, rushing sound of air from beneath his feet--the sigh of
+flooding holds.
+
+There was little time, but they did what they could. The gun's crew,
+wrestling with a refractory cartridge-box lid, hardly seemed to look
+up as the tramp sank, carrying them down as so many British seamen
+have gone down, intent only on the job in hand. In five minutes' time
+the ocean was clear again save for a half-dozen bobbing heads
+clustered round a small white upturned boat.
+
+The sea, that from the deck of the tramp had seemed to be only a long
+gentle swell, now appeared tremendous and threatening. With a cable's
+length between their smooth crests the big hills came majestically on,
+giving the numbed survivors glimpses of the empty spaces of the sea at
+intervals before lowering them back to the broad dark valleys between.
+For a few minutes the men simply paddled their feet in silence as they
+clung with unnecessary strength to the life-lines, stem, and
+stern-posts of the capsized boat; then the Chief Mate called to two of
+them by name. He gave the white-bearded, semi-conscious figure he
+supported into their charge and commenced diving, or rather ducking
+down, under the gunwale. He was blue with cold and weariness before he
+gained his object--a heavy eighteen-foot ash oar. The other two men
+came to his assistance, and between them they succeeded in passing the
+oar-loom across and under the boat, and in working it about until it
+caught and held at the far side. It took the Chief Mate a ghastly
+quarter of an hour before he could climb to the swaying keel, but
+once there he easily hauled the lighter of his assistants up beside
+him. With the other man steadying the loom in position, they swung
+their weight back on the painter clove-hitched to the bending blade.
+Time after time the oar slipped and had to be replaced, and on each
+failure the cramped workers panted and shivered a while before
+patiently setting to the task again. As they toiled, the send of the
+swell worked the boat broadside on, and suddenly as they threw back on
+the line she came sharply over, throwing them into the sea before they
+could clutch the rising gunwale with their hands. Followed an hour of
+heart-breaking baling with caps and hands, and then one by one the six
+came aboard--the old Captain, who in the face of active work was
+recovering consciousness, insisting on being at any rate one of the
+last three to leave the water.
+
+The Chief Mate collapsed at once across the after-thwart. He had been
+working with the strength of desperation, and the effort had been
+great. The others knelt or sat on the thwarts, staring around them as
+they swung periodically on the crests of the waves in hungry desire
+for the sight of help. One man faced aft and began swearing, cursing
+the cold, the Germans, the war, and, in a curious twist of
+recollection, the ship's cook, who had died twenty minutes before, but
+who had done so suffering under the accusation of having stolen the
+swearer's sugar ration. The Captain rose, steadying himself by a hand
+on the gunwale: "Stop that swearing, you," he said; "lay aft here and
+rummage these lockers. You other hands, muster the gear in the boat
+and clear away the raffle. Mr Johnson, you and I will bail for an
+hour; the boat is leaking, and we'll take the first spell. We want
+warming, I think."
+
+The Chief Mate raised his head from against the thwart--"I can't bale,
+sir; let the men do it. I'm done."
+
+"Mr Johnson, I'm sixty-five years old and I'm going to bale, and I'm
+captain of this ship."
+
+The Chief Mate clawed himself up to a kneeling position, and taking a
+sodden cap from the stern-sheets set feebly to work. As he went on he
+warmed a little, and the deadly feeling of despair began to leave him.
+The movements of men about him as they hunted for missing masts and
+oars roused him at length to an oath at a seaman who lurched against
+him.
+
+An hour later the dusk closed down, and with two men baling wearily
+the boat rose and fell to what was undoubtedly a threatening sea,
+tugging and jerking at her sea anchor. The other four crouched in the
+stern-sheets, huddled together to find warmth beneath the beating rain.
+
+"If the sail wasn't gone, sir, would you 'ave tried to make land?" A
+seaman spoke, his cheek against the Chief Mate's serge sleeve.
+
+"I would, Hanson; and if we had two sound oars, I'd use those too,"
+said the old Captain. "But even like this, I'm not going to give in or
+stop trying."
+
+One of the balers dropped his cap and leaned sideways across the
+stern-sheets. "Tell 'em the truth, sir," he said. "I know, and both
+you officers know. If we had sails and oars too and a fair wind, we
+couldn't make land under a week. We'll not live three days in this
+cold and on this ration, and there's no traffic here. For Gawd's sake
+stop shammin', an' let's take our medicine quiet."
+
+The Chief Mate swore and started to rise, but the Captain checked him.
+"One moment, Mr Johnson," he said, and turned to the ex-baler: "Listen
+now, my lad; it's not that you're afraid, it's just that you haven't
+got guts, that's your trouble. I'm an old man and I've got to die soon
+anyhow, so it oughtn't to matter to me. But I tell _you_ that I'm
+going to work till I freeze stiff on this job, and I'll never stop
+trying if every one of you does. It's true, there isn't much chance
+for us, but there _is_ a chance, and I won't let go of it. If we were
+told to come this route, it means some one else may be told to use
+it. There may be a ship just over the horizon now. I tell you, I
+don't want some one to pick me up drifting about and say, 'They
+haven't been dead an hour yet; if they'd used a bit more pluck they'd
+have pulled through. No, by God, the man that sank my ship thinks he's
+finished me, but as long as I can lift a hand I'll try to beat him.
+I'll sail ships yet in his dirty German teeth, and I'll take you with
+me in my fo'c'sle. Now get on and bale till your watch is up."
+
+The man reached forward to the floating cap and without a word continued
+to use it, ladling the icy water overside in pitifully small quantities.
+The white-bearded captain subsided again beside the Chief Mate.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The _Upavon_ was still rolling heavily as her Captain came on the
+bridge for the morning watch. She rolled a little uneasily now, and
+there was a suspicion of a "top" to the seas as they lifted her. The
+Captain glowered at the crescent moon--having lost none of his
+ill-humour in the night,--while the Sub-Lieutenant nervously turned
+over the watch to him.
+
+"And we're to turn east at six, and the First Lieutenant said to be
+careful to log all alterations----"
+
+The Captain dismissed him abruptly and turned away. As if he didn't know
+his own orders! Nice thing to be told them by a young cub like that! He
+would alter round just when he liked, of course. Damn the rain! He'd
+alter course now and run down before the wind. If those young beggars
+thought he was going to spend the next two hours facing the rain, they
+were very much mistaken. Why, when he'd been their age he'd faced more
+rain than they were ever likely to meet, so--he spoke an order, and the
+ship came slowly round through ten points of the compass.
+
+"Steady, now. How's her head? South? All right; put that in the
+log--time, four-twenty...."
+
+It was six-thirty, and the dawn and two cups of cocoa had removed a
+good deal of the Captain's temper. He lit a cigarette and faced to
+windward to look at the coming weather.
+
+"M'm," he soliloquised; "and it's going to breeze up a bit too.
+There'll be some breaking seas by noon."
+
+As he was turning to continue his pacing of the bridge, he started and
+fumbled for his binoculars. He stared a while to windward, and then,
+without lowering the glasses, spoke--
+
+"Starboard fifteen, quartermaster.... Steady, now.... Steer for that
+white boat on the port bow,--see it?... _Messenger!_ go down and tell
+the First Lieutenant I want him; and call the surgeon, too."
+
+
+
+
+A MAXIM.
+
+
+ When the foe is pressing and the shells come down
+ In a stream like maxim fire,
+ When the long grey ranks seem to thicken all the while,
+ And they stamp on the last of the wire,
+ When all along the line comes a whisper on the wind
+ That you hear through the drumming of the guns:
+ "They are through over there and the right is in the air,"
+ "And there isn't any end to the Huns."
+ Then keep along a-shooting till you can't shoot more,
+ And hit 'em with a shovel on the head.
+ Don't forget a lot of folk have beaten them before,
+ And a Hun'll never hurt you if he's dead.
+ If you're in a hole and your hopes begin to fail,
+ If you're in a losing fight,
+ Think a bit of Jonah in the belly of the whale,
+ _'Cause-he-got-out-all-right_.
+
+
+
+
+FROM A FAR COUNTRY.
+
+
+Announced by the jangling of the curtain that he had almost brought
+down with his heavy suit-case, a cheerful curly-haired officer entered
+noisily and dropped into one of the Wardroom arm-chairs. He stretched
+his legs out and, lighting a cigarette, leaned back luxuriously.
+
+"Well?" said a chorus of voices, "_well_--how's London?"
+
+The curly-haired one smiled reminiscently. "Still standing, still
+standing," he replied. "No place for you though, I'm afraid. You're
+none of you good-looking enough to pass as Yanks or Colonials."
+
+"Oh, cut it out. Tell us what it's like. You know, you're the first
+one to go there from us for a year, and we want to know."
+
+"What? all about it? All right; chuck a cup of tea across and I'll
+give you the special correspondent's sob-stuff. _Aah!_ that's better;
+this train-travelling has given me a mouth like--I won't say what.
+Well, I'll try and tell you what I thought of it and the people that
+live there. I may say at once that they are civilised to the extent
+that they'll take English money without complaining about it,
+and--_all_ right, I'll get on.
+
+"Well, you know how I went off laden with meat and other cards till I
+was bulging, and how I reckoned to find people looking hungry at me as
+if they were reckoning what I'd boil down to in a stock-pot? Well, I've
+got all these cards still--didn't need 'em. I'd usually left them in my
+other coat when I got started on meals, and as they've got the trick of
+camouflaging fish and eggs till you don't know what you're eating, it
+wasn't worth hunting 'em out. All London seems to live on eggs, and
+where the deuce they all come from I don't know; they must be using up
+dumps of them. Oh, and another thing, I'd forgotten that in London they
+don't grow electric lighters on every bulkhead, and it was lucky I had a
+few matches with me. The first day I was stopped by fellers wanting a
+light off my cigarette just three times in a dog-watch, but the other
+days I didn't get asked at all--I'd lost the country-cousin look, I
+s'pose. Men? Yes, there's a fair sprinkling there still, but nothing
+under forty, I should say. Yes, there seem to be crowds of women.
+Perhaps there are actually more, or it may be that the shortage of men
+makes 'em look more; but there do seem to be heaps of them. It just made
+me marvel, too, at the extraordinary lack of imagination the women have.
+They still wear devilish short skirts, and yet there isn't one in forty
+of 'em that has a foot and ankle that one could call it decent to show.
+You'd think they'd see one another's defects and get wise, but they
+don't. I suppose that now the secret's out about their legs, they reckon
+it's too late to hide the truth and they face it out; but I'm surprised
+the young ones don't camouflage themselves a bit and get a fair start.
+Theatres? Yes; I went through the list, revues and all. I read Arnold
+Bennett's account of a music-hall--you know the book? Yes, I read it in
+the train going down. Well, I gathered from his description that things
+had flashed up a bit since the dear dead days of nineteen-sixteen, and
+that I would find myself in a hall of dazzling Eastern et-ceteras; but,
+my word! it was like tea at the Vicarage. I don't know what revue Arnold
+Bennett found, but I guess I missed it. It's true, I saw one perfectly
+_reckless_ lieutenant drop a programme out of a box into the orchestra;
+but as the orchestra didn't notice it, and I doubt if the lieutenant did
+either, it could hardly be put down to riotous conduct induced by drink
+and sensual music. Oh, I noticed one thing--all the theatre programmes
+had directions printed as to what to do in case of air-raids during the
+performance. They had it printed small and sandwiched in between the
+_hats by Suzanne_ and _dresses by Cox_ announcements. I liked that. It
+was British and dignified. I'd like to have sent some copies to
+Hindenburg. News? Yes, I heard a whole lot, but it was mostly denied in
+the papers next morning. It's a queer town for rumours. I think they all
+live too close together, and they get hysterical or something--like in
+that Frenchman's book, you know, the 'Psychology of Crowds,' or
+something like that. They weren't worrying much about the war, though. I
+stopped to look at the tape-messages in the club, and there was an
+eight-line chit on the board mentioning that the Hun was coming on like
+a gale o' wind towards Paris, while the rest of the board had eight
+full-length columns on the latest Old Bailey case, and there was another
+column coming through on the machine with a crowd waiting for more. No,
+I'm _not_ trying to be cynical. I read 'em all, but I hadn't quite got
+the London sense of proportion in two days, and it worried me that there
+was no more war news coming.
+
+"Cost? Yes, _rather_. I've spent whole heaps of bullion, and I'll have
+to ask the Pay for an advance now. It's quite easy; you just exist
+and the cash trickles off you. There's not so much of the old 'men in
+uniform free' or 'half-price to officers' going now. There aren't many
+civilians left, and I guess _they're_ just taking in one another's
+washing. Everything that isn't a necessity is double price at least,
+and I believe the shopkeepers would like to make breathing a luxury
+too. On the whole, I'm glad I only had a few days there. The air's so
+foul, you know. Mixture of scent and petrol, I think. Oh but, by the
+way, I saw a hansom--a real hansom--in Regent Street. Quite a neat
+well-kept one, too. No, nothing new in the way of dresses. Just the
+same as nineteen-sixteen, as far as I could see. There may have been
+some good-looking faces among the thousands in the West-end streets,
+but they were cancelled by the awful legs underneath. I wonder they
+ever manage to get married. Well, I saw thousands of that kind of
+female--more than one ever saw before; but I met some others who
+squared things up in my mind. Ten hours a day and clean the car
+herself for one, and oxyacetyline welding eight hours and overtime
+for another at two-five a week. Doing it to win the War, and not
+because they wanted to or liked it. Made me feel small to be on leave
+when I talked to 'em. And then, as I was leaving the hotel, a whole
+crowd of Swiss porters and servants, that had been fairly coming the
+Field-Marshal over me for three days, came oiling round me for tips,
+and pocketed the cash without a word when they got it; and--and--while
+they were doing it, a Scotch corporal walked past the taxi with three
+wound-stripes on his arm and four notches on his bayonet hilt. It's
+all a bit too puzzling for me. As soon as I got settled in one
+impression, I'd get jolted out of it by another. Heigho! I'm not sorry
+to have gone there to look, and I'm not sorry to be back." He rose,
+and moving across the Wardroom, flung open the door of his tiny cabin
+and passed in. His voice sounded hollow through the thin partition.
+"Hi! outside there--some shaving water _eck dum_," and then a
+contented murmur--"Lord! but it's good to be home again."
+
+
+
+
+THE CRISIS.
+
+
+ When the Spartan heroes tried
+ To hold the broken gate,
+ When--roaring like the rising tide--
+ The Persian horsemen charged and died
+ In foaming waves of hate.
+
+ When with armour hacked and torn
+ They gripped their shields of brass,
+ And hailed the gods that light the morn
+ With battle-cry of hope forlorn,
+ "We shall not let them pass."
+
+ While they combed their hair for death
+ Before the Persian line,
+ They spoke awhile with easy breath,
+ "What think ye the Athenian saith
+ In Athens as they dine?"
+
+ "Doth he repent that we alone
+ Are here to hold the way,
+ That he must reap what he hath sown--
+ That only valour may atone
+ The fault of yesterday?"
+
+ "Is he content that thou and I--
+ Three hundred men in line--
+ Should show him thus how man may try
+ To stay the foemen passing by
+ To Athens, where they dine?"
+
+ "Ah! now the clashing cymbal rings,
+ The mighty host is nigh;
+ Let Athens talk of passing things--
+ But here, three hundred Spartan kings
+ Shall greet the fame the Persian brings
+ To men about to die."
+
+
+
+
+A SEA CHANTY.
+
+
+ There's a whistle of the wind in the rigging overhead,
+ And the tune is as plain as can be.
+ "Hey! down below there. D'you know it's going to blow there,
+ All across the cold North Sea?"
+
+ And along comes the gale from the locker in the North
+ By the Storm-King's hand set free,
+ And the wind and the snow and the sleet come forth,
+ Let loose to the cold North Sea.
+
+ Tumble out the oilskins, the seas are running white,
+ There's a wet watch due for me,
+ For we're heading to the east, and a long wet night
+ As we drive at the cold North Sea.
+
+ See the water foaming as the waves go by
+ Like the tide on the sands of Dee;
+ Hear the gale a-piping in the halliards high
+ To the tune of the cold North Sea.
+
+ See how she's meeting them, plunging all the while,
+ Till I'm wet to the sea-boot knee;
+ See how she's beating them--twenty to the mile--
+ The waves of the cold North Sea.
+
+ Right across from Helgoland to meet the English coast,
+ Lie better than the likes of we,--
+ Men that lived in many ways, but went to join the host
+ That are buried by the cold North Sea.
+
+ Rig along the life-lines, double-stay the rails,
+ Lest the Storm-King call for a fee;
+ For if any man should slip, through the rolling of the ship,
+ He'd be lost in the cold North Sea.
+
+ We are heading to the gale, and the driving of the sleet,
+ And we're far to the east of Three.
+ Hey! you German sailormen, here's the British Fleet
+ Waiting in the cold North Sea.
+
+
+
+
+THE WAR OF ATTRITION.
+
+
+A wonderfully deep-blue sea stretched away to meet a light-blue sky,
+which was dotted with soft wool-like patches of cloud. There was a
+slight smooth swell from the south-west, and the air was cool and
+salt-laden. Looking from the conning-tower the hull of the boat could
+be clearly seen as she rose and fell to the waves, the sunlight
+flashing back steel-blue from her grey side six feet below the
+surface. It was a day that showed the sea at its best--a high Northern
+latitude in June, and a high barometer producing conditions under
+which it seemed to be a shame to be at war.
+
+There were two men on the submarine's conning-tower. The smaller of
+the two was her captain, a fair-haired man with a Prussian name which
+seemed hardly to fit in with his Norse features. The other man hailed
+from Bavaria--a tall, thin, large-headed individual, with wide-set
+eyes and a nose and lower lip that hinted of Semitic ancestry. The big
+U-boat jogged along at half speed, beating up and down in erratic
+courses--keeping always to a water area of perhaps ten miles square.
+
+The two officers leaned against a rail, their heads and shoulders
+twisting and turning continuously as they watched the distant horizon.
+Each carried heavy Zeiss glasses slung round the neck, and from time
+to time one of them would search carefully the western sea and sky,
+his doing so invariably infecting his companion into doing the same.
+The U-boat was running with a little less than half her normal
+cruising buoyancy--for speed of diving and not surface speed was the
+important qualification for her for that day. From the open
+conning-tower lid came the dull hum of the engines; while as the boat
+rolled, a shaft of sunlight, shining down the tower itself, sent a
+circle of yellow light swinging slowly from side to side across the
+deck beneath the eye-piece of the periscope.
+
+"Is it a big convoy this time, sir?" The First Lieutenant spoke
+without checking his continual twisting and turning as he glanced at
+every point of the skyline in turn.
+
+"Yes, it is a big convoy. But there is no doubt of their course or
+their speed. We shall be among them before the sunset."
+
+"You would not then dive now? That is, if you are sure----"
+
+"I do not dive till I am sure. And also we will want all the battery
+power we have before the dark. Did I not say it was a big convoy?"
+
+"You think there will be a big escort?"
+
+"We will see. I know it will be an escort I do not like to take a
+chance with."
+
+The Lieutenant fidgeted awhile, his glasses at his eyes. His Captain
+looked at his profile and at the glint of perspiration on the slightly
+shaking hands, and yawned. His face, as he swung round again to scan the
+horizon astern, looked bored and perhaps a little lonely. A submarine
+is a small ship in which to coop up incompatible natures, and the
+terrible losses of personnel in the Imperial submarine service had sadly
+reduced the standard of officers. He felt sometimes as if he were an
+anachronism, an officer of nineteen-fourteen who had miraculously lasted
+four years. He felt that it had been only the fact that a misdemeanour
+had caused him to be driven forth to the big ships for two years that
+had saved him from sharing the unknown fate of his contemporaries. Well,
+he reflected, it was only a matter of time before he would join them.
+The law of averages was stronger than his luck, wonderful though the
+latter had been. He extracted a cigar from his case and reached out a
+hand to take his subordinate's proffered matchbox. As he did so he
+glanced again at his companion's face, and a sudden feeling of
+understanding, and perhaps a touch of compassion, made him ask--
+
+"Well, Mueller? You have something that worries you. What is it, then?"
+
+The First Lieutenant turned and took a careful glance round the
+circle of empty ocean. Then his speech came with a rush--
+
+"I want to know what you think, sir. You don't seem to worry about it.
+I know you can do nothing more--that one can only do one's work as
+best one can and all that--but I still feel restless. How is it going
+to end? We are winning? Yes--oh yes, we are winning, but we have done
+that four years, and how far have we got? Before I came into
+submarines I believed all they told us, but now I know that we are not
+strangling England at sea, and that we never can now. What are we
+going to do next? Is it to go on and on until we have no boats left?
+Gott! I want to do something that will frighten them--something that
+will make them understand what we are--something that will make them
+scream for pity." He paused, gulped, and stared again out to the
+westward. The Captain straightened himself up against the rail and
+stretched his arms out in another prodigious yawn.
+
+"My good Mueller," he said, "you cannot carry the cares of Germany on
+your back. Leave that to the Chancellor. One can be sufficiently
+patriotic by doing one's work and not asking questions that others
+cannot answer. As to the submarine war--well, blame the men who would
+not let the Emperor have his way, that hindered him when he would have
+built an equal fleet to the English. I do not mean the Socialists--I
+mean others as well. I mean men who grudged money for the Navy because
+they wanted it for the Army. Curse the Army! If we had had a big fleet
+we would have won the war in a year, but now--ach! Look now,
+Mueller--you have read Lichnowsky's Memoirs? Yes, I know you are not
+allowed to, but I know you have. Now I say that what he says at the
+end is true,--that the Anglo-Saxon race is going to rule the West and
+the sea, that we shall only rule Middle Europe, and we were _fools_ to
+play for Middle Europe when we might have had the sea. We would now
+give all the Russias and Rumania and all our gains just for Gibraltar
+and Bermuda, for if we had those stations all the rest would come to
+us. We fight now for our honour, but if it were not for that--and that
+is everything--we would give our enemies good terms."
+
+"But if that is true--if we can gain no more--we have lost the war!"
+
+The Captain shrugged. "We will have won what we do not want, and lost
+all that we do; but we shall have won, I suppose. It depends on our
+diplomatists. If we can get but a few coaling-stations we shall have
+won, for it would all come to us when we were ready again. But you
+will not gain a victory by a great stroke as you say you wish, Mueller.
+The war is too big now for single strokes, and the English will not
+scream for mercy now because of frightfulness. They are angry, and
+they hate us now."
+
+"But you yourself have sunk a liner, and you showed them as she sank
+that the orders of Germany must be obeyed."
+
+The Captain's face did not alter at all. "I did do so, and I would do
+so again. My honour is clear, because I obeyed my orders. Would you
+have dared to question?"
+
+"No--by God! and I would do it gladly." The Lieutenant's face worked,
+and he scowled as he glanced astern. "I would wish that every ship of
+every convoy carried women."
+
+The Captain laughed almost genially. "It is easy to see you are not a
+Prussian," he said. "It does not matter whether you like or dislike a
+thing. All that counts is whether or not it is to the advantage of the
+State. So the Roman World-Empire was made. Myself, I doubt if killing
+women pays us; there is this talk now of the boycott of Germany after
+the war. They add time to the boycott for every time we fire on ships
+that are helpless, and the boycott is to be by sailors. I would laugh
+at such a threat if it was from any others, but sailors are not to be
+laughed at. They are likely to mean what they say. It is as I said: if
+we had fought to the West and to the sea, no man would have dared to
+threaten us with a sea-boycott now."
+
+"But even with our small Navy we have held the English checked. It is
+not our Navy that is lacking. What is it, then?"
+
+"It _is_ the Navy. It should have been as big as the English Fleet.
+And the men--Gott! Mueller. I tell you, if we had done the Zeebrugge
+attack ourselves, and I had been there, I would feel that my honour
+and the Navy's honour was safe, that we could stop and make peace. I
+would be proud to die on such a service, and I envy the Englishmen we
+buried when it was over."
+
+"But this is--Herr Capitan, you talk as if you were an Englander----"
+
+The Captain whirled on him, his eyes sparkling dangerously.
+"_Dummkopf!_" he said. "Report me if you like. I hate the English and
+I love my Fatherland, but report me if you like. Ach! You may report
+me in Hell, too; for I know--I know----"
+
+He stopped suddenly and tilted back his head to listen. The First
+Lieutenant shrank back from him, his mouth open and his hands feeling
+for the periscope support. A faint murmur of sound came down wind
+from the fleecy cloud-banks to the west. The Captain jumped to the
+opening of the conning-tower and stood, impatient and anxious by the
+lip, until his lieutenant had slipped and scrambled half-way down the
+ladder.
+
+Then he jumped down himself, pulling the lid to after him.
+Simultaneously there came a rush and roar of air from venting tanks, the
+stem of the boat rose very slightly as her bow-gun went under, and in
+twenty seconds the submarine was gone, and the bubbles and foam of her
+passage were fading into the level blue of the empty sea. A minute later
+she showed a foot of periscope a cable's length away, and a small
+airship topped the western horizon and came slowly along towards her.
+The periscope vanished again, and forty feet below the surface the
+captain watched a gauge needle beside the periscope creep round its dial
+inch by inch till it quivered and steadied at the forty-metre mark.
+
+"Diving hands only. Fall out the rest. Remain near your stations.
+Lower the periscope." The First Lieutenant barked out a repetition of
+each order as the Captain spoke. There was a shuffling of feet, some
+guttural conversation that spoke of a flicker of curiosity among the
+men of the crew, and then all was quiet but for the hum of motors and
+the occasional rattle of gearing as the hydroplane wheels were moved.
+The Captain moved forward to the wardroom, removing his scarf and
+heavy pilot-cloth coat as he walked. "Order some food, Mueller," he
+said. "I'm hungry--that airship was farther ahead of them than usual."
+He threw himself down in a long folding-chair and stretched out his
+sea-booted legs. "I won't come up to look now until I hear them.
+Relieve the listeners every half-hour, Mueller. I want to have good
+warning. We should hear a big convoy like this at twenty miles
+to-day." The curtain rings clashed and a seaman spoke excitedly as he
+entered. The Captain nodded and reached out to the table for his
+coffee-cup. "Just the bearing we expected," he said, "but if they
+sound as faint as he says there's time to get something to eat first."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was a big new standard ship which drew the unlucky card in the game
+of "browning shots." The torpedo hit her well forward, its tell-tale
+track being unperceived in the slight running swell until too late. A
+big bubble of water rose abreast the break of the forecastle till it
+reached deck-level, then it broke and flung a column of spray, black
+smoke, and fragments skyward. As the ship cleared the smoke-haze, she
+was obviously down by the head and steering wildly. Two auxiliary
+patrol vessels closed on her at full speed, and the nearest freighter
+increased speed and cut in ahead of her in readiness either to tow or
+screen. The torpedoed ship, after yawing vaguely for a few minutes,
+steadied back to the convoy's course, slowing her engines till she
+only just retained steerage way. There was a rapid exchange of
+signals between her and the escort vessels, and then an R.N.
+Commander on an adjacent bridge gave a sigh of relief. "Good man
+that," he said. "We'll have him in dry dock to-morrow. It hasn't
+flurried him a bit, and I like his nerve."
+
+The explosion had caused more than the salvage vessels to leap into
+activity. The white track of the torpedo showed clearly after it had
+gone home, and the first to take action was a tramp, across whose bows
+the track passed. The tramp was a ship of the early 'nineties, and her
+full speed was at the most nine knots, but her skipper at once jammed
+her helm hard over to steer along the torpedo-wake with a somewhat
+optimistic hope of ramming. Two destroyers and an armed auxiliary did
+the same thing, with the result that the tramp skipper found himself
+suddenly in the cross-wash of the warships as they passed him at a few
+yards' distance at twenty knots. Somebody on the bridge of one of them
+screamed a profane warning at him through a megaphone, and the
+skipper, after a hurried glance at the quivering destroyers' sterns,
+jumped to the telegraph and stopped his engines. A couple of seconds
+later his ship shook to a great detonation, and a mighty column of
+water rose and broke close ahead of him. He starboarded his helm and
+swung round after the rest of the convoy, his ship shaking to
+successive explosions as more escorting vessels arrived at the spot
+where he had turned.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+As his torpedoes left the tubes the U-boat captain barked out an
+order. The attack had been fairly simple, but his hardest problem was
+only beginning. The boat's bow dipped sharply in answer to the tilted
+hydroplanes, and she began her long slide down to the two-hundred-foot
+mark. She had got to fifty before a sound like a great hammer striking
+the hull told them of a successful torpedo-run. The Captain looked up
+from his watch and smiled. A moment later he was watching the gauges
+with a grave and impassive face. He knew that the fact of his torpedo
+hitting would mean greater difficulty for him in the next few hours
+than he would have known had he missed altogether. At a hundred feet
+the first depth-charge exploded, smashing gauge-glasses, electric
+lamps, and throwing a couple of men off their feet. The boat rocked
+and rolled under the shock, while orders were roared through
+voice-pipes for more emergency lights to be switched on. More charges
+exploded as the boat slid downwards, but each charge was farther away
+than the last. The half-light of the hand-lamps round the periscope
+showed the source of a sound of pouring waters--two rivets had been
+blown right out of the inner hull close before the conning-tower. The
+Captain shouted orders, and the submarine levelled off her angle and
+checked at the fifty-metre line, while two men began frantically to
+break away the woodwork which stretched overhead and prevented the
+rivet-holes being plugged. At that depth the water poured in through
+the holes in solid bars, hitting the deck, bouncing back and spreading
+everywhere in a heavy spray which drenched circuits and wires.
+
+"Mueller! where the devil are you? Start the pumps--I can't help it if
+they hear us. Start the pumps, fool!"
+
+"But you will come up? You will----"
+
+"_Schweinhund! Gehorsamkeit!_ Go!"
+
+The pumps began to stamp and clatter as they drove the entering water
+out again, but above the noise of the pumps the Captain could hear the
+roaring note of propellers rushing far overhead. If it had not been
+for those infernal rivets, he thought, he would have been at three
+hundred feet by now, but he could not risk the extra wetting which a
+pressure of a hundred and thirty pounds to the inch on the entering
+water would give to his circuits. The weight of extra water in the
+bilges was nothing--he could deal with that--though the thought of the
+six hundred odd fathoms of water between him and the bottom was a
+thing to remember anxiously in case of his getting negative buoyancy;
+but if this continual spray of salt water reached his motor circuits
+it would be fatal. He cursed the men who were vainly trying to block
+the rivet-holes with wood wedges, and jumping on the periscope table
+he tried to guide the end of a short plank--intended as a
+baffle-plate--across the stream. As he stood working, a terrific
+concussion shook the U-boat from stem to stern. The bows rose till men
+began to slip aft down the wet deck, and from aft came a succession of
+cries and shouted orders, "Close all doors! the after-hatch is falling
+in--Come up and surrender--Lass uns heraus!" The Captain rose from the
+deck beneath the eye-piece, shaky from his fall from the table. He
+hardly dared look at the gauge, but he kept his head and his wits as
+he gave his orders. With the motors roaring round at their utmost
+power and an angle up by the bow of some fifteen degrees, the U-boat
+held her own, and as tank after tank was blown empty, she slowly
+gained on the depth gauge and began to climb. As she rose, she was
+shaken again and again by the powerful depth-charges that were being
+dropped on the broken water left by the air-bubble from her after
+compartment--a surface-mark now a quarter of a mile astern.
+
+Beneath the conning-tower more and more men were gathering, some calm,
+some white, trembling, and voluble. The boat broke surface with her stem
+and half her conning-tower showing, then levelled a little and tore
+along with the waves foaming round her conning-tower and bridge. From
+inside they could clearly hear the shells that greeted her, and in a
+moment there was a rush of men up the ladder. Among the first few the
+Captain saw his First Lieutenant's legs vanish upwards, and at the sight
+a sneering smile showed on his sunburnt face. The first man to open the
+lid died as he did so, for a four-inch shell removed the top of the
+conning-tower before he was clear of it. The escort was taking no
+chances as to whether the boat's appearance on the surface was
+intentional or accidental, and they were making the water for a hundred
+yards around her fairly boil with bursting shell. As the boat tore
+ahead, holding herself up on her angle and her speed, a few men
+struggled out of her one by one past the torn body of the first man to
+get out. Two of them leaped instantly overboard, but the next clawed his
+way up to a rail, and while others scrambled and fought their way
+overside, and shells crashed and burst below and around him on water and
+conning-tower casing, he stood upright a moment with arms raised high
+above his head. At the signal the firing ceased as if a switch had been
+turned by a single hand, and he subsided in a huddled heap on the bridge
+as the riddled submarine ran under. Down below the Captain still smiled,
+leaning with his elbows on the periscope training-handles and watching
+the hurrying men at the ladder's foot, until the great rush of water and
+men, that showed that the end had come, swept him aft and away across
+the border-line of sleep.
+
+
+
+
+THROUGH AN ADMIRALTY WINDOW.
+
+
+The room was exactly the same as any room in any Government building,
+except that the Naval observer would have at once noticed one fact--that
+the furniture was of the unchanging Admiralty pattern. The roll-top
+desk, the chairs, and even the lamp-shades, would have been to him
+familiar friends. They were certainly familiar to the Post-Captain who
+sat at the desk. Captain Henry Ranson had been a noted Commander before
+his retirement--a man of whom many tales, both true and apocryphal,
+still circulated when Senior Officers of the Fleet forgathered at the
+lunch intervals of Courts-Martial and Inquiries. He had little
+opportunity in his present War appointment to display any of the
+characteristics on which his Sagas had been based, for neither
+seamanship, daring, or, well--Independent Initiative, were quite in
+keeping with the routine of an Admiralty Office.
+
+To-day he was feeling the claustrophobia of London more acutely than
+usual. The sun was shining through the big window across the room, and
+he wanted to rise and look out at the blue sky and white cloud-tufts
+that he knew to be showing over the buildings across the Horse Guards
+Parade. His desk gave him no view through the window--he knew the
+weakness of his powers of concentration on his eternal paper work too
+well to have allowed himself such a distraction; but as the door
+opened to admit his clerk--a firm and earnest civilian with the zeal
+of monastic officialdom shining through his spectacles--he rose
+abruptly and moved out into the sunlight glare.
+
+"Yes, Collins? What is it?"
+
+"A small matter, sir, which is not quite in order. If you will glance
+through this you will no doubt agree with me."
+
+The Captain took the sheets from the clerk's outstretched hand and
+moved a little away from the glaring light to read.
+
+ SIR,--I have the honour to bring to your notice the conduct of
+ Skipper A. P. Marsh, of the Admiralty tug _Annie Laurie_, on the
+ 22nd-23rd November 1917, and I beg to recommend him for
+ decoration in view of the following facts:--
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ On November 21st, 1917, the steamer _Makalaka_, homeward bound
+ with corn, was shelled by a U-boat when near the Irish coast. The
+ enemy was dealt with by a patrol in the vicinity, but the
+ _Makalaka_, proceeding east at full speed in accordance with
+ instructions, was thrown out of her reckoning by a damaged
+ compass, and found herself at dusk on a lee shore off the Galway
+ coast, with her shaft broken (a result of shell damage which had
+ not been realised to be serious at the time it was incurred).
+ Skipper Marsh, seeing her flares from his patrol to seaward, most
+ gallantly closed her and took her in tow in a rising N.W. gale.
+ In view of the probability of the attempt to tow failing, the
+ crew of the _Makalaka_ were taken aboard the tug, but the towing
+ was continued through a full gale lasting twenty-four hours until
+ the ship was out of danger.--I have the honour to be, sir, &c.
+
+The Post-Captain folded the letter carefully and placed it on his
+desk. The clerk retrieved it, and moved towards the door. The Captain
+turned, "What are you going to do with that, Collins?"
+
+"I take it that it needs only the usual reply, sir--that this is not
+approved--with a reference to the regulation bearing on the case."
+
+"Why not approved, Collins?"
+
+The clerk was shocked, and his tone showed it. "Because that decoration
+is for gallant action in face of the enemy, and this case does not come
+within its scope. In any case the man will get salvage." [The Captain
+made an impatient gesture.] "If the Royal Humane Society care to----" he
+stopped, because the Captain had walked to the window, and, in obvious
+inattention to the speaker, was staring out across the wide Horse Guards
+and far beyond the fleecy clouds that drifted across the sky over the
+great sea of buildings that hemmed him in.
+
+Captain Ranson had gone on a journey--back through forty years of
+time, and across eighty-one degrees of longitude.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+He ran up the gangway, straightened his helmet and dirk-belt, and
+approached the Commander, who, a tall dark-featured figure, was
+standing looking down on the boat as she rose and fell alongside to
+the gentle heave of the Indian Ocean--"Second cutter manned, sir."
+
+The Commander turned and looked the boy over beneath his heavy
+eyebrows. "When are you going to set up a new port shroud?" he asked.
+
+The Midshipman fingered the seam of his trousers, and looked carefully
+at the buttons on the Commander's tunic--"I thought, sir, that is,
+we've got a new shroud all fitted, but I thought--the coxswain said,
+sir--that the old one would do for to-day as the wind's nothing...."
+
+The barometric indications of the Commander's eyes showed threatening
+weather. He took the boy's arm in the grasp of a heavy hand and led
+him to the rail abreast the swinging mastheads of the boat.
+
+"Now listen, young gentleman," he said. "What the coxswain said isn't
+evidence. It's _you_ that command that boat, and _you_ that will
+handle and command her. Don't talk to me again as if you were a
+schoolboy." The Midshipman shivered and squinted cautiously up to see
+if the storm-signals were still in evidence. The dark stern eyes were
+looking down at him in a way that made him feel as if he was some
+luckless worm that had unhappily bored its way up into the publicity
+of an aviary. The Commander moved his hand and turned the boy to face
+him. "Now, you remember this, young gentleman, only seamen come
+through gales safely--it's the fools that go to sea with rusty shrouds
+and weak rigging. And if you're to be a seaman you must never go to
+sea, even in a flat calm, unless your ship is ready for a gale of
+wind. Do you understand me?"
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"Then don't forget it, or I'll have you beaten till you grow corns. Now
+shove off, and pull away three cables on the port bow, drop your anchor
+on the shoal, and fit that new shroud. Remain there till the ship has
+got under way, done her night-firing, and signalled you to carry on. You
+will then close and weigh the target moorings, having the target ready
+for hoisting when the ship comes back to you. Do you understand?"
+
+"Yes, sir."
+
+"What have you got on your anchor?"
+
+"A hundred and twenty fathom, sir--of four-inch." "That is
+enough--there is thirty fathom on the shoal--Carry on!"
+
+The Midshipman ran down the gangway, and, jumping into the cutter,
+"Carried on." The Commander was an officer of whom the boat-midshipmen
+stood in awe, and they were always thankful when the ordeal of
+reporting a possibly unready boat to him as "ready" was over.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The last shot kicked up a yellow fountain of spray in the glare of the
+searchlight, and ricochetted, humming, over the target and on towards
+Malaya. A rocket sailed up from the distant ship--the searchlight
+flickered out a couple of Morse signs and went out, and in the velvety
+darkness of a tropic night the hands went forward in the cutter to
+weigh the anchor, the process of "shortening-in" having been
+accomplished a full hour ago. As the Midshipman stood up to
+superintend the operation, he saw a queer white line spreading and
+brightening along the horizon to the westward. A dash of rain struck
+his face, and a little gust of wind moaned past him. The crew looked
+up from their work to wonder, and in a matter of seconds the squall
+was on them. The wet hawser slipped and raced out, the hands jumping
+aft to get clear of the leaping turns as the cutter swung and drew
+hard on her anchor to the pressure of a tremendous wind. The white
+line rushed down on them, and showed as a turmoil of frothing sea,
+beaten flat by the wind into a sheet of phosphorescence veiled by
+low-flying spray. For a few minutes they crouched and endured the
+sudden cold and wet, then a yaw of the boat sent the bowmen forward
+with suspicion in their minds. "Up and down, sir--anchor's aweigh,"
+came the report, in a voice that started as a roar, but reached the
+Midshipman aft as a faint high wail. The Midshipman faced round to
+leeward, and thought hard. He had been anchored on the only possible
+shoal, and once driven off that there was no holding-ground till he
+should reach the edge of the surf off Trincomalee, twenty miles
+away--all between being chartered as "Five hundred and no bottom." He
+called to the coxswain and clawed his way forward, picking up men by
+name as he passed them. They hove up their anchor, secured mainsail,
+awning, and mainmast in a dreadful tangle of rope and canvas to the
+anchor-ring--hitched an outlying corner of the tangle to a bight far
+up the hawser, and threw all over the bows. The cutter steadied head
+to wind, and the hands moved aft to raise the bow and protect
+themselves against the steady driving of the spray.
+
+The Midshipman lay across the backboard, staring out to the
+port-quarter. Through the white haze he could see, at regular
+intervals, a quick-flashing gleam of yellow light. He knew what it
+was, and it did not comfort him. It was all he could see of the
+twenty-thousand candlepower of Foul Point Light, and although it was
+not getting much clearer it was certainly "drawing" from aft forward.
+He had the rough lie of the coast in his head, and he was just
+realising two things--first, that in spite of the sea anchor he was
+being blown to leeward and ashore at an incredible rate; and second,
+that if he could not round Foul Point across the wind, he was going to
+be food for the big surf-sharks before the morning.
+
+He roused the crew again, and set them to the oars. Before half the
+oars were out he had realised the futility of the effort, and was
+trying to get them back without further damage. He corrected his error
+with the loss of four oars and several feet of the cutter's
+gunwale--broken off when the wind tore the long ash oars away. As he
+remembered later, it was at this point that Foul Point Light began to
+show clearly through the spray, and that his coxswain began to sing an
+interminable hymn in the stern-sheets, and that the dark-faced Celtic
+stroke-oar, a man who had the reputation of being the worst character
+in all the ship, took over the helpless coxswain's duty. The
+Midshipman was staring fascinated at the swinging beam of light that
+was beating on them from the sand-spit broad on the quarter, when the
+stroke-oar's voice in his ear changed him from a boy to an
+officer--"What'll you do now, sir?"
+
+The question was answered on the instant--"All hands, up masts and
+sails. Close-reef both, and pass the hawser aft. Lash out now, lads,
+and get down to it."
+
+That twenty-minute evolution, by the light of a hurricane-lamp, was a
+nightmare. The mainsail and mainmast were all snarled up in
+miscellaneous turns of roping. The hawser was wet and cold, and seemed
+fifty times its original length, but the work was done. He had felt
+that no shroud, however new, would stand the strain he was going to
+put on the masts, and though the men cursed and swore at the delay and
+toil involved, he got what he wanted from them. One at a time the
+masts were hove up and clamped in position against the half-solid
+wind--the hawser, cut to length, clove-hitched round each masthead,
+and frapped clear round the cutter, with the whole hove taut with
+"Spanish Windlasses," till his clumsy hemp shrouds were braced to the
+strain. Then he braced himself by a glance at the light, swinging
+well over their heads now that they were close enough in to feel the
+first lift and heave of the outer surf, and yelled an order. The
+foresail rose, clattered furiously a moment against the mast, and then
+filled with a bang. "_Set mainsail!_" The cutter heeled over till her
+lee gunwale dipped--the masts bent and creaked, and the old boat went
+tearing into the wind on the best and last sail of her varied life.
+The Midshipman and the stroke-oar clung to the long tiller that was
+curved like a fishing-rod under the strain. There were no gusts or
+variations in the wind: it beat solidly against the canvas, heeling
+the cutter to the verge of capsizing, and driving her through the
+water at steamer speed. The leeway was extraordinarily great--the boat
+going sideways almost as fast as she went ahead; but that leeway saved
+her from going over. They cut through the outer surf off the point,
+the boat leaking from the sprung keel to the opened seams where the
+frapping hawser-turns bit into her thin sides--the crew baling
+furiously to keep their minds from the expectation of a great crash
+that would tell of a mast tearing its heel up and out through the
+weather side. It lasted for barely half an hour, but the arm-weary
+Midshipman felt as if it had been a four-hour watch. As the light drew
+aft, he eased his sheets and swung up the channel, still at racing
+speed, but safely bound for harbour. His memories in after years of
+the next few hours were vague and clouded by sleep. He remembered the
+sun rising as they drew in towards the silent white-walled dockyard;
+the _swish_ of sand under the keel as he ran her hard up the
+boat-camber beach, and nothing more, till he woke to see the dreaded
+Commander--a tall white-clad figure--standing over him, looking with
+keen appraising eyes at the mass of hawser-turns that swathed boat and
+masts, and at the bodies of the snoring crew that lay on the hot sand
+around her.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Clerk fidgeted. He had been kept waiting for a matter of seconds,
+and he did not like it. The Captain turned to face him, and, to the
+surprised eyes of the Clerk, seemed to have changed suddenly into a
+young man--alert, quick, and decisive. "_No_, Collins," said a strange
+voice; "the man _did_ act in the face of the enemy, and I will endorse
+the recommendation." He turned his eyes again to the window, but saw
+only the yellow gravel, the houses, and the smoke; the fetters of
+Routine seemed to clank warningly in his ears. "Yes," he said, "I have
+no reason to suppose the U-boat had not followed the steamer, or that
+she was not present all the time."
+
+
+
+
+A MOST UNTRUE STORY.
+
+
+The War was only in its first childhood and patrol work was still
+amusing, having not yet become a monotonous and unexciting business. The
+submarine was due to start back from patrol that night, and was just
+loafing along at twenty odd feet depth waiting for dark. The Captain was
+on watch at the periscope, swinging the instrument round from time to
+time to take a general survey of the horizon, but for the most part
+confining his scrutiny to the island to leeward. The island showed up
+clearly--the light of the setting sun flashing back from the windows of
+the buildings that looked out over the Bight. As the Captain took one of
+his all-round glances, he checked suddenly and concentrated his gaze to
+one point of the compass. A man who leaned against a pump six feet
+away--a man who had seemed to all appearance to be on the verge of
+sleep--opened his eyes, straightened up, and stood alertly watching the
+brown hands that held the periscope training handles. The signal seemed
+to be telepathically passed on, as in a few seconds there were six or
+eight pairs of eyes watching the observer, who still peered at the
+unknown sight which no one else in the boat could see. Then the Captain
+moved his head back from the eye-piece, smiled (and at the smile six of
+the watchers reverted to their oil-stained reading matter), and called
+to the First-Lieutenant, who was at the moment engaged with an
+Engine-room Artificer in a mumbled inquest over a broken air-valve
+spindle. As the First-Lieutenant approached, the Captain stepped to one
+side and indicated the eye-piece by a nod. His subordinate took his
+place, and for a full half-minute remained slowly swivelling the great
+instrument through four points and back again. When he raised his head
+he was scowling and sullen.
+
+"Well?" said the Captain. "A good few there, eh?"
+
+"_Lord!_" The First-Lieutenant's voice indicated the deepest disgust.
+"Thousands and thousands--and we can't get a shot at 'em!"
+
+"Well, there's over a thousand, anyway. I've seen at least that lot of
+teal in the last couple of minutes."
+
+"_Teal!_ Why, sir, I can see mallard now for the next half mile, and I
+could swear there'll be geese among them too."
+
+"Here, let me look. Yes, by gum, and not one's getting up either."
+They let the periscope get to a few feet off before they paddle
+away.... He swivelled slowly round the circle, then looked up at the
+First-Lieutenant. "There's fog coming on. I can see the banks coming,"
+he said. He looked again through the periscope and intently studied
+the windows on the island some three miles away. The First-Lieutenant
+watched his face, and saw it slowly break into the smile of a
+schoolboy meditating mischief. The First-Lieutenant began to smile
+slightly also. The Captain looked up.
+
+"I can't help the island," he said. "War's hell, anyway. Give me a rifle
+and stand by for surface." There was a clatter and the sound of
+quick-passing orders; the boat's bow tilted up, and to the sound of
+roaring air she broke surface fairly in the middle of the great colony
+of swimming wildfowl. The hatch fell back with a clang, and a rush of
+cold air beat on the excited faces of the men below the conning-tower.
+Immediately there came the _Crack-crack-'rack_ of magazine-fire from the
+bridge above, and the descendants of bowmen who had risked mutilation
+and death to steal the Conqueror's deer forgot their discipline and
+began to mount the ladder that led to the sunlight and a clear view.
+
+The Captain turned to shout a helm order below and swore at the packed
+heads that filled the hatch-rim. "... and you come up, Number One, and
+lend a hand to pick up. I've got one--missed him on the water at a
+hundred and got him in the air as he rose! There he is--jump forr'd
+and grab him--dammit, he's off (_crack-crack_).... No, that's stopped
+him" (_bang_--the report came from the vicinity of the Captain's
+knee). "What the--confound you, man--what the deuce are you doing?
+Unload that pistol and take it away...."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Seven thousand yards away on the island a watcher lowered his glasses
+and reached for the button of the alarm bell. In two seconds the
+island was awake, and down in the lower battery men rushed to their
+stations. With clatter and turmoil the big guns were cleared away and
+the observing officer roared the order to "Stand by" into the
+telephone mouthpiece.
+
+"What is it, Schultz? Can you see? Ach! she is going to bombard--the
+little swine of a boat. Give me the telescope. Ach, Gott! are they not
+reported ready, fool?" The Major was excited and bristling.
+
+"Ready now--all but number six."
+
+"At six thousand five hundred metres--all guns--Gott strafe der
+schmutzige ... he has dived!..."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The First-Lieutenant sprang up the outer ladder of the conning-tower,
+the bleeding spoil clutched in his hand. The Captain turned to look
+astern and became aware of the fact that the gallery, as represented
+by the bridge and rails, was tenanted by an enthusiastic and
+interested selection of his crew. "What the devil--is this a cinema or
+my ship? Don't you know your orders yet? Every man-jack of you...." He
+herded them below to the tune of a voluble hymn of hate, and followed
+the last of the grinning culprits down. As the boat levelled off at
+her previous diving depth, he swung the periscope round to search the
+horizon again to seaward. A moment later "Diving stations," and to the
+hydroplane men, "Take her on down."
+
+The First-Lieutenant left the luckless mallard on the table and
+elbowed his way aft again through the cluster of men closing up to
+their stations. Reaching the control position, he looked inquiringly
+at the Captain, who, having lowered the periscope, was leaning with
+folded arms against a group of valves abreast it.
+
+"Thick fog coming down. Going to bottom till dark now. Have a look at
+the soundings, will you--or tell Henley to let me know."
+
+The First-Lieutenant moved back to speak to another officer, who was
+already bending over the chart-table. The Captain turned his head to
+watch the gauge beside him, the needle of which was slowly creeping
+upwards and around the circle. As it moved the gentle rolling of the
+boat that had been noticeable before ceased, and she steadied until
+she gave the idea of being high and dry in some silent dock. The
+officer, generally known as "Pilot," or--to his intimates and
+contemporaries--as "Rasputin" (a name, it should be explained, which
+had no possible application to him, except for the fact that he wore a
+beard), appeared at the Captain's side with a folded chart in his hand.
+
+"We should touch at ninety by the gauge, sir," he said. "We must be
+about four miles from the land now."
+
+The Captain nodded. "Yes, it may be a little more, though. Have the
+crew got a sweep on this?"
+
+"No, sir. This is an extra dive, and they haven't had time to get one
+up. D'you want to bet on under or over ninety, sir?"
+
+"I do not. I won last night's sweep, and lost it to you in side-bets,
+and I'm not taking any more. Stop the motors!"
+
+The gauge had reached the eighty-foot mark, and the boat under the
+influence of her headway was still driving the needle slowly round. At
+ninety feet the Captain looked at the Pilot, smiled, and started the
+motors again. Hardly had he given the order when the needle checked,
+rose a little, and then crept back to ninety-five. "_Stop the motors!_
+I've lost a chance there, Pilot--'Wish I'd had a bet on that."
+
+He stood watching the gauge a moment longer, and then turned to walk
+to the Wardroom.
+
+"Pipe down--usual sentries only," he ordered. "Tell my servant to get
+me some washing water."
+
+He threw the curtain aside, and joined the two officers who stood
+looking solemnly at the mallard, which lay on a gory newspaper in the
+centre of the table. For a moment there was silence.
+
+"Well," said the Captain cheerfully, "it's not as smashed as it might
+be. It'll do for a pie to-morrow."
+
+"'Mm," said the First-Lieutenant, "'Keeper at home used to call
+rabbits that looked like that 'ferrets' food.'"
+
+"Not a bit of it," rejoined the Captain; "if we mash him in a pie
+he'll be all right."
+
+There was another pause while the First-Lieutenant tucked an extra fold
+of newspaper beneath the corpse--then, after a quick glance and nudge
+for the Pilot's benefit, he spoke in a detached and dispassionate voice.
+
+"Of course, it was poaching."
+
+The Captain's brown face began to slowly take on the colour of the
+gore on the table--then he exploded--
+
+"What d'you mean? ... _poaching_--it's below high-water mark, isn't it?"
+
+"Well, sir--we don't know the rules in this country, and we were
+pretty well in their waters."
+
+"But it's offshore. Why shouldn't I shoot their duck? It's not
+preserved, either. _Poaching!_ I never poached anything--not since I
+was at school anyway." He scowled at the duck and the officers
+impartially. The officers clutched each other by the arms, then the
+Pilot walked hastily to a low-set bunk and buried his head in the
+pillow. The Captain changed his frown for a smile as the situation
+dawned on him, then, snatching the parallel rulers from the
+chart-table he began to belabour the most accessible portion of his
+gurgling subordinate's anatomy.
+
+
+
+
+PRINTED BY WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS.
+
+
+
+
+Transcriber's Note
+
+
+ * Obvious punctuation and spelling errors repaired.
+
+ * "Compass card" and "compass-card" retained as printed.
+
+
+
+
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