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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Bonadventure, by Edmund Blunden
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
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+Title: The Bonadventure
+ A Random Journal of an Atlantic Holiday
+
+Author: Edmund Blunden
+
+Release Date: May 14, 2010 [EBook #32371]
+
+Language: English
+
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE BONADVENTURE ***
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+Produced by Roger Frank and the Online Distributed
+Proofreading Team at http://www.fadedpage.net
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+
+
+THE BONADVENTURE
+
+
+
+
+ THE WAGGONER
+ and other poems by
+ Edmund Blunden
+
+ JOHN CLARE
+ Poems chiefly from MSS.
+ selected and edited with
+ a biographical note by
+ Edmund Blunden
+ and
+ Alan Porter
+
+ THE SHEPHERD
+ and other poems of
+ Peace and War by
+ Edmund Blunden
+ awarded the
+ Hawthornden Prize, 1922
+ Third Edition
+
+
+
+
+THE BONADVENTURE
+
+A Random Journal of an Atlantic Holiday
+
+By EDMUND BLUNDEN
+
+ "There ships divide their wat'ry way,
+ And flocks of scaly monsters play;
+ There dwells the huge Leviathan,
+ And foams and sports in spite of man."
+
+ Isaac Watts.
+
+LONDON
+
+RICHARD COBDEN-SANDERSON
+
+17 THAVIES INN
+
+
+
+
+Copyright 1922
+
+Printed in Great Britain by Butler & Tanner, Frome and London
+
+
+
+
+ To
+ H.W.M.
+ THIS
+ "ROUND TRIP"
+
+
+
+
+AUTHOR'S NOTE
+
+A few facts are perhaps needed in this place. The autumn of 1921 found me
+in bad health, which seemed to me to be gaining ground. The Editors for
+whom it is my privilege to work were of that mind too, and suggested a sea
+voyage. I am one of that large class who can afford little more than
+voyages in ships which are hauled over on chains; but this was allowed
+for in every possible way by my Editors, in consequence of whose active
+generosity and that of the owners to whom my case was made known, I
+suddenly found myself bound for the River Plate. I can but say that when
+my friends expressed their envy I was well able to understand their
+feelings and my good luck.
+
+For the rest, this little book is not intended for anything beyond
+the statement on the title page. I am sorry myself that there are no
+adventures of the blood-curdling sort in it; but I could not go out of
+my way, nor do tramps find time, it seems, for propitiating cannibals.
+Of unrehearsed effects on voyages, indeed, my belief is that it is
+possible sometimes to have too much. Eastward of Madagascar, we read, lies
+Tromelin Island--a sandbank a mile long. In 1761 the _Utile_ was wrecked
+there, and eighty blacks were left behind; all died except seven of the
+women, who clung to life for fifteen years, nourished on shell fish
+and brackish water, until Captain Tromelin landed and saved them. Now I
+cannot feel sorry that I was not one of that party.
+
+There is, naturally, some slender disguise of names and so forth through
+my journal. There may be, it occurs, a S.S. _Bonadventure_ at the present
+day; if it is so, this is not the ship. My grateful recollections of
+Captain Hosea, his officers and crew apply to those gentlemen indeed,
+but they do not sign on by the names which I have for this occasion
+invented. Thus their own example leads me; how much oftener was I
+hailed as "Skylark" and "Jonah" than as
+
+ EDMUND BLUNDEN.
+
+
+
+
+ London,
+ December 23, 1921.
+
+Dear Blunden,--
+
+There you are, outward bound and southward ho! Here am I, with the
+newsboys outside shouting the latest imbecility to the murk, trying to get
+warm and happy by considering a dull electric heater and the faded
+memory of another ship (she went downstairs in the war) which, years ago,
+on a December morning, passed through the lock gates at Swansea for Para
+and all, while I stood by her rail sorry for the people who had not my
+luck. Now it is your turn. Make the most of it. It will do something
+to take away the taste of Stuff Trench. You will find me, when you come
+home, still over the electric stove listening to the newsboys. I shall
+call for wine, and you must tell me all about the Fortunate Isles. I am
+sure they are still there, and that you will see them.
+
+ O, a Cardiff ship sails down the river
+ (Blow, boys, blow!)
+ Her masts and yards they shine like silver
+ (Blow, my bully boys, blow!)
+
+Sing up, Blunden! And don't forget to take soap, towels and matches. Do
+you smoke a pipe? You'll wish presently you knew how to do it, if you have
+misspent your time and never learned. But I suppose eighteenth-century
+literature and the baby have absorbed all your energies. A pipe is only
+fit for the idle-minded.
+
+There's another thing. Don't forget that the ship's master is a greater
+man than a colonel. You know colonels, don't you? (All right, all right!)
+Well, make no mistake about it, master mariners, as a rule, are different.
+It is long odds that your new master will know his job. If you are nice to
+him, he may even confess to a taste for your poetry; ships' masters are
+like pie, I have found, to little lost children like ourselves who know
+nothing about ships, but they are perfectly frightful towards those
+who know all about ships, and know it all wrong.
+
+A happy Christmas and a lucky New Year.
+
+ Yours ever,
+ H. M. TOMLINSON.
+
+
+
+
+I
+
+
+On the eleventh of January my uncertainty was ended by the apparition (and
+in the village of Staizley it is no less) of a girl with a telegram. Her
+walk of three miles or thereabouts, from our nearest telegraph office,
+brought her to my gate at three in the afternoon; and with her customary
+awed speechlessness she gave me her message. It was from "Kingfisher," the
+decoded entity of which was the great shipping owner to whom I owed my
+arrangements; and in response I hastily attempted to leave a semblance
+of order behind me and to seem unexcited. My luggage, no cumbrous
+affair, had already been packed. By six, the trap of an ingenious
+neighbour, who lives by all sorts of traps, was heard at the gate, and
+Mary and myself got in. Determined protest, not at my departure, but
+at the apparent departure of her mother, was now raised by the youngest
+among us. My comforting promises were ignored, and the infant's cries
+redoubled. Nevertheless, off we went.
+
+The evening had been pouring out, with the vigour of an elemental
+Whistler, sleet and hail, and now though the wind was down our drive
+lay through fields half whitened with the storm; and the air was livid
+with the clouded moon and as cold as the ebbing light. With its multitude
+of pollards, its desolate great fields, its chilling breaths, the
+countryside might have been Flanders. This aspect seemed incidentally
+to demonstrate the wisdom of going elsewhere for a month or two.
+
+We now came into Slowe, discussing all the time our past, present and
+future; the chief result of the discussion was the placing of my
+unanswered letters at Mary's disposal. The town of Slowe was at peace.
+Its station wore the familiar air of having nothing to do with the coarse
+noise of traffic. Here Mary spent some moments in melancholy visions of
+my funeral at sea. She hoped these were wrong, and I, beginning to be
+affected also, hoped so equally.
+
+"Good-bye" to Mary! The curve of the track carried her out of sight,
+and, imagining with resolution that the carriage was comfortably warm, I
+resigned myself to the journey to Liverpool Street. By way of passing the
+time, I fell back upon my habit of considering how the Latin poets might
+render the words, upon which few Englishmen have not been reared:
+
+ "The use of this rack for heavy and bulky packages...."
+
+But though the sentiment which they convey is salutary, and though
+such metrical gifts as "graviora" and "viatores" instantly suggested
+themselves, the task once again defeated me.
+
+Some such deadening pastime (Tennyson advises it) was necessary. There
+are many stations between Slowe and Liverpool Street, and the train, the
+last of the day between those places, stopped at each one. Arrived in
+London, and shivering with cold, I sought out my relations; reported with
+a certain amount of pride, which evoked no corresponding admiration at
+such a late hour, my impending voyage, and was rewarded with a bed.
+
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+My instructions were to present myself next morning, without fail, at
+the shipping offices of Messrs. Wright, Style and Storey, in Cardiff.
+Mary's double accordingly hurried me through my breakfast and led the
+way to Paddington. I urged myself to realize that I was going upon
+holiday; but, it cannot be withheld, the thought of this particular
+pleasure had a serious tinge. Paddington itself, to such an islander as
+I am, had some of the credit of this. To me, that large terminus is, as a
+jumping-off position, less human than, for example, Victoria. From
+Paddington, with its Western propaganda, it may well seem that humanity
+is travelling out into the round world's imagined corners; but Victoria,
+with its lesser range in sight, leaves a quieter speculation. From
+Brighton there is no such press of mammoth liners? Even when the
+destination was the B.E.F., it was comforting to me to set out from
+Victoria, whence the way led through a compact, placid, formerly
+uninternational, still un-Atlantic quarter. A Society for the Suppression
+of Astronomers has been mooted by the lazy-minded. I am not sure that
+geographers should not be included. Distances, no doubt, are as essential
+to romance as to Copley Fielding's water-colours; but they can rouse in
+some of us troubling thoughts, which, summed up, say "Leave us alone!"
+Such thoughts had disturbed me when, with farewells from Bess, I retired
+to the sporting columns of my newspaper, and the train moved out.
+
+In compensation for my experience of the previous evening, the journey
+went quickly by. A sunny morning, blue and still, lit up the country.
+So fine was the day, and the country, with its ancient timber, its
+mole-hilled pastures, its feeding horses and cheerful rooks, appeared so
+mellow, that the wisdom of leaving it behind was not so conspicuous as,
+the night before, it had been. Cardiff. I knew nothing about it, except
+as "Cardiff." I entrusted myself, therefore, to a taxi-driver, who
+claimed to know more, even to the whereabouts of the shipping office
+to which I was bound. After meanderings and advice from the police and
+the public, he made amends for his inaccuracy by setting me down at
+the foot of a gloomy staircase leading to the rooms of Messrs. Wright,
+Style and Storey.
+
+And now for a few moments I was in trouble. Thinking that the telegram
+which warranted my calling at this Cardiff office of the London Company
+would best explain my intrusion, I handed it over the fateful counter.
+The clerk took it, assumed a serious air, avoided looking at me, and
+referred to a superior. I was puzzled. More so, the superior. A murderer,
+concerned in the atrocity at Bournemouth, was at that time untraced,
+and I fancy that the official had the mystery in his mind at this point.
+At any rate, eyeing the wire with doubt for some time, he suddenly
+advanced towards me and put the question, in stern accents: "Who are you?"
+
+Who are you?
+
+I feel sure that my explanation was unbusinesslike, but he presently
+divined the truth. Word of my movement had not been sent him from London.
+He withdrew to the telephone or time-table; then restoring to me my
+sibylline leaf, told me to go to Barry Docks, where I should find the
+_Bonadventure_, recognizable by a white S painted on the funnel, lying
+at Tip Eleven or Twelve, and to go aboard and report myself to the
+captain. I went, fearing lest the captain likewise might know as little
+in advance about the trembling suspect before him.
+
+Urchins scrambled for my luggage at the Barry Docks Station, an hour
+or so later, and the two victors hurried it along to Tip Eleven. These
+coal-tips overhead and the shipping alongside, with knots of workmen
+passing masked in coal-dust, engaged my mind as we went, and before I
+was fully aware of it we were aboard a vessel which the boys recognized as
+the _Bonadventure_. I paid the carriers, who went away at speed, and
+asked a wooden-faced seaman, who seemed to be alone, where I could find
+the captain. He at once cut short my search by the tone in which he
+observed, "The captain! He's having his dinner at the present." I was
+rebuked, and stood by. (I had still to witness the multitudes who want to
+find the captain of a ship in port.)
+
+I took a look at the ship, but felt lost as I did so. She was large, and
+of vague shape. I could not determine where she began and where she left
+off. A pall of coal covered everything. Heaps of cinders, which a casual
+glance described as of some seniority, lay against the deck railing. I saw
+hut-like structures about me where I stood, amidships, as the boys had
+said; but I feared to explore. At times some one with a plate or a jug
+was seen stooping swiftly through their doorways--evidence indeed of the
+captain's dinner-hour. Inaction, nevertheless, grew unpromising; and at
+last I asked an officer, as I rightly thought him, who had come out
+to keep an eye on several blasphemous and strongly individual beings
+with large spades, whether I might see the captain. When he heard my
+business, he quickly took me to him. I found myself speaking to a quiet,
+smiling, and enviably robust man who, to my relief, was not mystified
+by my arrival. He set me at my ease, told me that I should sign on as
+a member of the crew to-morrow, and allowed me to stay on the ship
+meanwhile. I was glad of this, being weary of quests for the time being.
+
+Not quite at home, as may be gathered, I went out on deck, and watched the
+tips in action; admired the mimic thunder--first the abrupt and rending,
+shattering crash, then the antistrophe of continued rollings--which each
+truckful of coal makes as it is tumbled into the shoot and thereby into
+the ship's holds. Truck after truck was drawn up, the pin knocked away
+from the end board and the coal hurled, its dusky clouds fuming out,
+into the ship: its atmosphere did not seem to strain or irritate the
+breathing organs of those worthies with the spades, and the pipes,
+whose vague labouring silhouettes enlivened the gloom. Engines plied
+constantly beside the docks with long trains of coal. As if expressing
+itself, one emitted a peculiar twofold groan. All this, of course,
+ancient history, but I was new to it. It seemed like the beginnings of
+wisdom.
+
+But the world of iron and smoke could not warm my body as well as it did
+my mind, and while I was brooding over the increasing bite in the air of
+that January afternoon, the officer whom I was to know soon as the mate, a
+young man of clear-cut features and tranquil manner, told me to make use
+of the saloon. I sat there reading, when another introduction took place.
+The steward, a weighty old man remarkable at first sight for his brown
+skull-cap, came in to say he had fitted me up with a cabin. Following him
+up a staircase, I took over this dugout-like dwelling with no small
+satisfaction. It was to be my home, he said, for three or four months
+on this South American run. I unpacked, and washed away the unearned, and
+unsuspected, film of coal-dust which was to characterize my home for the
+same length of time.
+
+Tea came, and I was mildly puzzled again, when the steward's assistant
+asked me to choose between a bloater, cold meat, and so on. I was deciding
+on something slenderer, when I realized that tea included supper, and
+applied for a kipper. The captain's wife kept conversation alive. The
+topic, I remember, was the lamented custom which once permitted captains'
+wives to make "the round trip" with their husbands.
+
+The coal still rattled into the holds every moment or two, and the same
+process was going on all round us. The water was bright in the moon,
+and the reflections of the lamps fastened high over the ships swum like
+golden serpents in the ripples. In such a light, to such a watcher,
+there seemed no end to the serried framework and the cordage to the
+giant sea travellers of steel. The constant clanging and whistling and
+crash spoke to the work of the machines, an occasional shout to the
+guiding energies of the men.
+
+
+
+
+III
+
+
+The shipping office itself left no clear impression upon me, the next
+morning, when I attended the business of signing on; but the visit
+gave me my first view of the crew of the _Bonadventure_, which was
+welcome. Many of them were coloured men, as ever, dressed in eye-catching
+smartness. I reflected on the extent to which the market of boots of two
+colours must depend on these firemen. Among the others, a Cornishman of
+odd automatic gait, whose small head balanced a squarish black hat,
+moved about with an inconsequence suggestive of some clever comedian. He
+gave, however, no evidence of humorous abilities. The wooden-faced
+man, to whom I have referred, answered the call of "Cook." Sitting on
+the bench in the corner, I felt a curious stare upon me, and looking
+across the room, saw its owner, a tough customer by the expression he
+wore. For some peculiarity of conduct, this sailor was the next evening
+removed from the _Bonadventure_ by the police, with no passive resistance,
+as I vaguely heard. The police recovered.
+
+Two youths sat by me, their good nature showing itself in their talk. They
+painted my near future. The heat we should soon be feeling, 130 in the
+shade; the troubled Biscay, where "seven seas meet, which causes a great
+upheaval," chequered the vista. The function of crossing the Line was
+described as bygone, even in its less inconvenient traditions, such as
+giving the greenhorn binoculars through which a (hair) "Line" was plain
+enough.
+
+My name was called, and I went to the front. The captain conferred with
+the clerk. For technical purposes, as I supposed, I was put down "purser."
+The rank was given, but not the talents.
+
+Now, the hour of the _Bonadventure's_ sailing being imminent, the
+ship's officers who had been away were returning. The chief engineer,
+obviously regarded as a wise man; the second mate, full of stories; the
+wireless operator, youthful and brilliantined, appeared at the cabin
+table. The captain's wife drew up matrimonial plans for the third mate,
+who was not beyond blushing over his late tea--the not impossible, but
+improbable, She was evidently a recognized memory of Hamburg. The
+captain was striving to get at the facts when a doctor came in, summoned
+to see an apprentice; and he left his meal to hear the diagnosis.
+Reappearing, he said, "The only bit of luck we've had. The boy's got
+appendicitis." This was not euphemism; what might have happened had
+the ship left before the boy's illness was known for what it was, both
+to boy and authorities, he went on to hint. This piece of recognition
+was due to the mate.
+
+We were not leaving that evening, though loading ceased. I walked into
+Barry, and found its cinematograph programme somewhat worse than is
+the average. This, and the change of the weather from keen to mizzling,
+persuaded me back to my cabin for the rest of the evening; and after the
+night's rest, broken sometimes by sounds of "mighty workings," I looked
+through my porthole to discover that the ship had left the tips. She
+was now lying, under a cloudy, showery sky, well out to the middle of
+the water, and the buildings round the Docks Station, dwarfed somewhat
+by the large sign of "WARD, BUTCHER," were in sight. We should soon be
+away.
+
+The solidity of ship's breakfast was an early fact among those I was
+gleaning. Yesterday, an ample steak, with potatoes--and onions--had
+been set before me, after the preparatory porridge; this day, two tough
+sausages, with potatoes--and onions--were provided. Yet I fell to with
+an appetite, and only hoped I should feel as able in the days to come.
+
+The inert morning seemed suited to the curious quiet of the ship.
+That quiet was, however, disturbed in undertone. The incessant tramp of
+feet and sometimes the banging of gear were echoing. The final period,
+in the main "all serene," could not be without its thousand and one
+adjustments; though the holds, trimmed, I suppose, even to the steward's
+satisfaction--he had been in high choler the night before at the attempted
+delivery of meat to a store just made inaccessible by the delivery of
+coal--now were covered with tarpaulins. I had time to meditate, and the
+cold air recommended my cabin as the place.
+
+To the Plate and back again, in a cargo ship! (To the Somme and back
+again--that had seemed less surprising.) The voyage, no doubt, would be
+more arduous than that in the leave-boat from Boulogne to Folkestone.
+Would my resolution be equal to the greater strain on the system? I
+suspected that the first few days might find me groaning within myself;
+asking why I had left my draughty study, which was at least stationary?
+what I had found amiss with the array of books for review--pleasant,
+unjustly despised labour? Landlord, insurance agent, general dealer,
+rags-and-bones, watch-and clock-repairer, bricklayer come to fix the
+chimney, carpenter to take measurements for far-off bookshelves, secretary
+of football for subscriptions, and many another familiar--in the middle
+of an attempt to answer the question, "What is Poetry?"--should I be
+considering them as unhonoured privileges? Repent, repent.
+
+From the mild exercise, and a book, I was aroused by the brown skull-cap
+of the steward, who in some pain of feature uttered round the door a
+solemn "Well, I declare!" I had disregarded his bell--Jim had rung it; he
+had rung it--for dinner.
+
+There were friendly visitors afterwards. I was wished a good voyage, and
+a better room--one more artistic, I think, was in the speaker's mind.
+But comfort was cordially anticipated. The ship was not one of the older
+sort that roll. The captain, too, said that his ship did not roll. The
+shore captain grinned, but said nothing, except that, if I had been over
+to France, I should find the voyage just the same. It was the captain's
+turn to grin. Next, the second mate came, book in hand, and entered the
+name of my next-of-kin.
+
+During the afternoon the funnel of the _Bonadventure_ had sent forth
+smoke, and the hooter, hoots; the cold increased, and, having heard
+that we were to go out at about six, for all my apprehensions I felt
+eager for that hour. The surroundings were gloomy. The _Bonadventure_
+lay in a row of coal-carrying steamers, with something grim about their
+iron flatness; the _Phryne_, _Marie Nielsen_, _Sandvik_, many another,
+their cold colours reminding me of the huge blue-painted unexploded
+shell which once I ventured to help remove from a trench at Givenchy.
+The grey-green pool swilled sulkily about them: and the red bricks in
+the background offered no relief to an unprogressive eye. Sooty, hard
+and bleak, the scene itself urged my impatience to be gone.
+
+A call announced the arrival of the pilot; and, at ten minutes to six,
+in obedience to a process of which I gathered little, the ship began to
+move gently out of the dock. The shouts of the pilot on the bridge, his
+"Hard-a-port," his "Hard-a-starboard," were taken up from the forepart
+of the ship, where a number of substantial figures were at work with
+winch and cable. The _Bonadventure_ was guided with nice gradation into
+a channel not much exceeding her own width; on the quay beside men
+were shouting and scampering; the wireless clerk leaning over against all
+gravity grabbed a bag of "mail" from one of them; and out we passed.
+The wind livened. The lights of the town slowly dwindled behind us.
+Into the channel close after the _Bonadventure_ came the green lamp of
+another ship. Soon the _Bonadventure_ was definitely, at a growing
+speed, running down the Bristol Channel, under a veiled sky through
+which the moon always seemed about to emerge, and among the scattered
+lights of other ships going into Barry, or waiting in readiness to go in.
+
+The thing had never occurred to me before, and I may be pardoned for
+reflecting, while I stood watching, in a manner somewhat grandiose. The
+energy of Man, maker of cathedrals, high-roads, aqueducts, railroads, was
+passing before me; and this one manifestation of it seemed perhaps the
+most surprising. The millions of times that this restless creature Man
+had weighed his anchor and in cockle-shell or galleon or clipper or tramp
+set out to ferry over the seas at his own sweet will! This matter was
+now put in a more prosaic light by the wireless clerk, who, beckoning
+me to a place out of the wind, informed me that at a charge he could,
+as soon as the _Bonadventure_ was out of touch of land, transmit any
+message I had for home. With this youngster I tried to speak on his own
+province, in which I had made some elementary excursions in Flanders
+times: but this intrusion upon his mysteries appeared to affect him,
+and I learned only that the modern wireless was different.
+
+The doleful tolling of a bell, later on, with its suggestion of the
+Inchcape Rock, reached me in my bunk, where, noticing the oscillations
+of the ship, I had early withdrawn.
+
+
+
+
+IV
+
+
+My theory of repentance during the first few days at sea was to be fact.
+At the start, I seemed to myself to be perfectly steady. The breeze
+blew cold; I thought it even pleasant; and without over-exercise, I took
+my last views of English coasts, and watched ships ahead of us blackly
+smudging a vaporous sky. I attended dinner, and began to swell with vanity.
+
+By this time the ship was rolling (after all yesterday's kind assurances).
+There was no mistake about it: and my vanity and observation were at once
+cut short by a surprise attack of sea-sickness. A dismal cowardice
+came on me. The wind seemed changing, or perhaps--I inquired but
+little--the course of the ship; the effect needed no inquiry. Time and
+again, lowering my _morale_ at each arrival, the seas beat in a great
+crash upon the ship's sides, and, with the attendant tilt, the scarcely
+less welcome seethe of the waters flowing down the decks would follow.
+The ship seemed to be provided with cogs, on which she was raised and
+lowered with horrible deliberate jolts over a half-circle: then again,
+the big wave would jump in with a punch like some giant Fitzsimmons.
+My experience was growing. The sunshine died off the porthole; the
+breeze was half a gale already, droning and whining louder and louder;
+and I felt that my breaking-in was to be thorough enough.
+
+Captain Hosea found time, now and then, to look at his passenger. We
+kept up eloquent discourse, though I was handicapped. The origin of
+species and the riddle of the universe are topics on which much enlivening
+debate may occur, and certainly did then; but the floor of the debating
+society should be made steady and not to lift and lean and recover with a
+monstrous jerk as a point is being approached. "It's fierce," said he,
+referring to the idea of infinite abyss. I could agree from the smaller
+one which I myself seemed to be probing.
+
+Sleep was not easy during these early hours of my holiday. I spent an
+awkward night or two, listening to rattlings of all sorts, the
+battering-ram shocks of the seas, and the thump of the engines,
+watching the sweat on the rivets of my roof roll like the bubble in a
+spirit-level, and my towel float out to an apparent unperpendicular
+side to side. In this state of things I easily came to know the features
+of my cabin, described on the door-key as "spare cabin port." Amidships it
+was, between the wireless operator's premises and the captain's. The
+porthole faced the poop, and more immediately, the ship's squat
+funnel. Beneath the porthole, a padded seat was fixed; and I had on
+one length of the room a disused radiator, a chest of drawers and a
+washstand with mirror, where, despite a ventilator above, light rarely
+seemed to come. On the opposite length there was a tall malodorous
+cupboard and two bunk beds, of which I chose the lower one from sound
+instinct at the beginning, keeping to it from force of habit afterwards.
+Such was my dwelling; but I must not fail to mention the electric light
+and fan. The place was painted white, but its past use as a store had
+variegated it.
+
+The steward likewise visited me here, and sympathized. The old fellow
+talked to me much as if I had known him all my life; he being known well
+enough, indeed, to the company for whom he was going to sea in his old
+age. A scarred nose distinguished him for a time. He complained, with
+a sort of personal visualization of the sea's boorishness, that while
+attending to some stores he had been blown off a case into a barrel of
+flour.
+
+Having therefore spent the best part of my first two days at sea in
+my cabin, which offered no great variety in itself, I was much pleased
+to find myself able to arise, manfully, the third day. But I avoided
+breakfast. The morning looked inviting, the black funnel gleaming even
+richly in the sun, so presently I took the air. First, I had found some
+difficulty in shaving, even with a safety razor; but it was accomplished.
+
+We were still in the Bay of Biscay, and the _Bonadventure_ had not done
+lurching and wallowing. To my naïve eye, the sea was in considerable
+commotion. Like ever-changing rocky coasts, the horizon rose and fell. As
+unsteady as that, the day left behind its sunny comfort and brought
+clouds and chillier air. I saw the navigators passing on their business,
+but I could not emulate their equipoise; I attached myself to a rail
+or fixture to watch them, this one coiling a rope, that trailing a
+coco-nut mat in the sea--a capital cleanser; to watch the gulls also,
+so easily keeping up with the plunging brows, amid all their side-shows of
+wheeling and darting flights. Inured, I presently joined in at dinner in
+the saloon; ate, and had no serious trouble. A framework, which was
+described as a "fiddle," covered the table and checked the more mobile
+crockery; but it could not prevent an accident in the steward's own
+department, which caused his tone of private feud with Neptune to sound
+clearly in the apostrophe, "Break 'em all, then, so we shall have none
+for the fine weather." But fine weather was expected now.
+
+
+
+
+V
+
+
+My prospect brightened with the weather. "Things are looking bad,"
+observed the chief engineer with an anxious glance at me. "Why?" I said
+more anxiously. "There's three teaspoons missing," he answered, satisfied
+at having played his joke. The morning, though the wind blew hard
+against us, was sunny and cheerful; the light blue sky flying here and
+there the streamer of a shining cloud, the moon going down ahead of us,
+the drove of gulls still pleasing themselves in glistening whims of flight
+among the waves. Warmer it was, but not yet warm enough for me: and going
+out on the deck I often sheltered behind the cabins with fingers as of
+old turning waxen for want of blood. I found the ancient sea a new
+pleasure in its aspects: I liked to see the wave-tops suddenly become
+crystalline with a clear green glow. Such a greenness immediately
+associated itself with, and, I even thought, comprehended, the curious
+emanation of the old mermaid stories. It is a light wherein the sudden
+arising of a supernatural might seem natural.
+
+Aboard, less remote interests revealed themselves. The cook, that lean
+aproned figure, walked slowly between the stores and his stronghold
+the galley, carrying perhaps a couple of large onions; and the smell
+of cooking might rise above that of the Atlantic. The tawny firemen
+emptied their buckets of cinders in long series through the iron chute
+over the side; or found, by request, work for an oilcan round the funnel.
+Everything said, in its manner, "No blind hurry, no delay."
+
+Hosea invited me to his ampler room for daily conversations over the
+friendly glass; we talked much, but not about the sea. His active mind,
+after searching through the files of recent newspapers saved up during his
+stay in port, had many an opinion on affairs less adjacent; and he had a
+curious miscellany of reading at his service. Sir Edwin Arnold was one
+of his few poets, and for him he spoke out most generously. Here I was
+obliged to watch my behaviour. As a person engaged in literature, I
+could not precisely admit the ignorance of the _Light of Asia_ which I
+have always enjoyed; and I wished I had read it. The conversation should
+have run upon the sharks, the hula hula, typhoon and the submarine
+barrage, by rights; not upon the history in blank verse of the founder
+of Buddhism. It was some relief to find Hosea turning to Tennyson, whose
+works he had upon his desk. Shakespeare, he said, he had been advised
+by old captains to leave alone until he had turned forty.
+
+From his book cupboard he lent me several books, of which I only failed
+to master one. This was _The Lone Star Ranger_, by Zane Grey; a fiction in
+which beauty was reached through blood, but not in this world. Far more
+romantic was a large official treatise styled _North Atlantic Directory_,
+reading which, I determined never again to leave any book about ships
+and the sea in the threepenny tub.
+
+Meals, the important thing in the trenches, began to impress me as
+furnishing the incidents of seafaring life. They seldom came too soon.
+Their atmosphere puzzled me in a minor way, until I was acclimatized
+to the habits of the saloon. Little would be said at them for a long
+time; then some one would quietly mention some occurrence of technical
+bearings in the first place, and so educed, a few anecdotes would follow.
+Phillips, the chief engineer, with his seasoned air and dry ironical
+ease of speech, was perhaps the narrator of the saloon. I remember his
+first tale that I heard: it was simple, yet picturesque. "Once we were
+running in the banana trade. We went to Labrador for some fish. The
+captain was putting in to Cape Sidney, and he didn't like the look of
+some of the lights. So he went down to the bottle and got blotto. The
+second mate--a little Greek, he was--was on the bridge, and he found
+the captain was blotto, and he'd never been to Cape Sidney before,
+and he was worried out of his wits. So he came down and asked me what
+he should do. 'I can't tell you,' I said. 'But if I were you, I should
+bring her round in circles outside here until daylight comes.' And there
+he stayed, steering round in circles all night."
+
+The ship was reckoned, by those in higher authority, to do ten knots
+to the hour, but for a week or so her average was no more than eight.
+This circumstance was never far away from our table-talk. The playful
+interrogative "Ten?" would welcome Phillips to his place at dinner, as
+the second mate handed him the slip giving the results of the midday
+observations.
+
+As the ship's officers and the sailors became better used to me, and
+I to them, my voyage began to assume its intended holiday character. The
+southward progress of the _Bonadventure_, disappoint her chief engineer
+as she might, was felt in the improving weather; and as sea weather was
+still a new world to me, I was never for long without some variation of
+amusement. The colours of the rainbow in the waves leaping up at the
+ship's side and in the veils of spray that they flung to the whisking
+wind were soon reflecting themselves in my remembrance. On dark blue
+ridge of surly water and on snowy coronal, the broken arc of the rainbow
+was for ever flickering, just beyond the uncertain shadow of the ship.
+The lively wind, meanwhile, as if by a sudden stronger impulse, would
+whirl the green toppling seas over the lower deck, and the light cold
+spray as high as the bridge. Here, I thought, was a lyric indeed; and
+so, it looked, thought the gulls that disported about the ships, and
+the shoals that, I fancied, like those of any small stream, would be up to
+enjoy the sun.
+
+Swabbing was going on aboard at a great pace. The boatswain, a sort
+of combined walrus and carpenter, seldom allowed his swabbers and his
+hosepipe to rest. The flow of dirty water from the cabin roofs made the
+deck dangerous ground. So perish all accumulated dust! The _Bonadventure_
+began to look clean, even resplendent.
+
+When Hosea joined the merchant service, he tells me, old hands would
+often make a disparaging comment upon the decline of sailing days. "I'm
+giving up going to sea. I'm going in steamers." True, in the very names of
+the old sails, up to their skyscrapers and their moonrakers, there
+lingers yet the elemental dignity of the earlier sort of argosy. Even
+the same metaphorical fountain of description seems to have ceased to
+flow with the falling asleep of the famous clippers: and I doubt whether
+the author of _London River_, that rich reverie, kindred with an essay
+which has weathered a hundred years' storms--Charles Lamb's _South-Sea
+House_--would write of the sea to-day in his translucent classical
+revivings:
+
+ "The model of this Russian ship was as memorable as a Greek statue."
+
+And yet, once or twice already, I was indistinctly aware of an antique
+look about the ship forward, with her dark beak and all her shrouds and
+spars and winches; as I watched her at twilight ploughing a grey sea
+and still driving afield towards a horizon of sad vapours, braided with
+the sunset's waning red, and, from time to time until darkness settled,
+creviced with a primrose gleam, calm, clear and sweet amid its shadows.
+
+
+
+
+VI
+
+
+A swell running in its long undulations accompanied us until we had
+passed Madeira, beyond its horizons. Mugs of tea slid suddenly and
+swiftly across the saloon table; complaints were made at every meal,
+and the mate hinted, with dreadful implications for my benefit, that a
+special memorandum would be presented to Father Neptune, expected on board
+shortly. Other hints of the passenger's future trials were made. We
+were bound for the Plate, but we might be sent thence to Australia. That
+addition, as a possibility, to my holiday perturbed me somewhat; I
+envisaged the bailiffs in at home before I got back.
+
+The second mate, Bicker, and the third mate, Mead, invited me to see
+their observations and their watches. Bicker, a fine audacious spirit,
+dark-haired, dark-eyed, four-or-five-and-twenty years old, had my
+company in the afternoon, the days being warm and inviting. The typical
+scene below the bridge was of Mead in his singlet rigging up a line,
+whereon towels, socks and other properties were soon in the sun; while
+mattresses aired over the cargo-hatch tarpaulin. Other toil at this hour,
+save that of the engines and the man at the wheel, was not noticeable.
+The boatswain and his wrinkled party, who actually did leave a sea-salt
+impression in their stocking-turbans and greasy rags and roomy sea-boots,
+had left the midships white, and had changed their ground for hose and
+scrubber to the neighbourhood of the engines and the galley; but the
+afternoons heard them not. An occasional whistle from the bridge would
+summon hurrying feet up the ladder; the striking of the bell made Time's
+pace perceived. Bicker would sometimes interrupt his large stories to
+show me, or to try to show me, remote or tiny curiosities floating past
+the ship. Perhaps a shoal of young porpoises bobbing along portended a
+slight squall, its approach yielding those ever remarkable lights
+that mark broken rain, lily-of-the-valley green, and on the waters a
+silver glitter, while a shadow drooped over all. The third mate's
+drying-ground was speedily cleared at these times.
+
+Mead's watch occupied the four hours before noon, and the four before
+midnight. At noon he would join with Bicker in "Shooting old Sol," a
+process which, with its turning-up of pages packed with figures, reminded
+me of old trouble in a famous mathematical school of severe traditions,
+where hung on the walls a symbolic picture--a youth swimming for dear
+life from a gigantic shark. In the evening I would find Mead on the
+bridge, uttering to himself as likely as not his talismanic motto: _Quo
+Fata Vocant_. He was a rover; from China he had gone to Australia to join
+the Army in 1914; thence had seen Gallipoli, Egypt, and, I believe,
+Palestine; went into the Navy with a commission after that; and now had
+returned to the life in which he had been apprenticed a dozen years
+before. As these evening colloquies with Mead became a rule with me,
+and as it was Mead whom I came to know better than anyone else, other
+matters relating to him will be found in their places.
+
+There was no lack of good spirits aboard. Reminiscences of a humorous
+tinge came up in almost every conversation; and conversation was an
+earnest and frequent affair. Indeed, there was observable a certain
+rivalry (as with those who supply the fashionable memoirs of the past
+twenty or thirty years), who should remember the most: and each speaker
+showed a vigorous faith in his own tale, which he scarcely extended
+to his predecessor's. The mate, the clear-headed Meacock, with his
+blunt serenity--embodying qualities in which I could not help seeing
+the English seaman of the centuries--was eloquent one evening about
+examiners. Examinations lie thick in the navigator's early way. He
+recalled one well-known figure of these inquisitions, who, at a time
+when no dinner interval was allowed to the candidates, used to bring out
+frying-pan, steak and the rest, and tantalize every one by cooking himself
+his dinner. (I wondered if this suggestion might be passed on to the
+Universities.) Another original, Meacock went on, warming himself with the
+recollection, had a preference for ordinary, that is seafaring, words.
+
+_Examiner._ If I carry this barometer up a mountain, what happens?
+
+_Candidate._ The mercury in the barometer subsides.
+
+_Examiner (purple with disgust)._ You silly idiot, if you were sitting
+on a table and I knocked you off, would _you_ subside?
+
+Bicker was about to put in a reminiscence of his at this point, but
+Meacock was already giving another instance of this examiner's zeal for
+pure English.
+
+_Examiner (producing a piece of wood)._ What colour's this?
+
+_Candidate._ Chocolate.
+
+_Examiner (purple once more)._ Chocolate! Chocolate be dam'd. Chocolate's
+something to eat--What COLOUR is it?
+
+The chief engineer, seeing me somewhat handicapped by temperament from
+wandering about as inquisitively as I ought to have done, came up one
+afternoon to take me into "_his_ little slice of the ship." I am sorry
+to think how vague my imagination and how inactive my gratitude had been
+up to that first descent down the iron stairways and crossings to the
+engine-room. The stifling air and the throbbing roar, of course, kept
+my notions vague, but the degree of vagueness was not so disgraceful as
+it had been. He pointed out all things to one comprehending scarcely
+anything, except a chalk legend on the wall which ran:
+
+ Aston Villa
+ Celtic
+ Manchester U,
+
+and so on, which I noticed for myself. The ruling passion--(passion at
+the referee's ruling, says the cynic).
+
+I was aware, meanwhile, of vast steel rods and arms in violent motion,
+named severally by the chief in a mighty voice, which nevertheless
+was too much of a whisper for me. The gangways round them, it was easier
+to learn, were narrow and greasy. The cool skill with which an engineer
+was anointing these whirling forms, his hand dapping mothlike with the
+tapering can above them, was enough to amaze me. Under a strange
+construction like a kiln, by way of a low red door, we went into the
+vault where the dusky, glowing and actually grinning firemen were
+tending the furnaces. (It happens all day, every day in thousands of
+ships!) Above, we had looked in at a dark hole--I rightly thought, over
+the boilers--and breathed for a moment a most parching element, so that
+the heat of the stokehold did not frighten me. The chief introduced me
+to the third engineer, Williams--we roared out cordially; and then he
+inducted me to the mysteries aft, where, along the shaft which revolves
+the propeller, a specially greasy passage runs. Here, as throughout this
+cavernous region--I remembered Hedge Street Tunnels, which to the
+initiated will be a sufficient allusion--might not E. A. Poe, to-day,
+have set a story to rival the _Cask of Amontillado_? I suggested it to
+the chief, but he saw no adventurous, unusual quality in his tunnel. Right
+aft appeared a long vertical ladder, ascending to a manhole--a safety
+appliance, he explained it, of the war, but to me it resembled a danger
+appliance.
+
+Having gone as far as we could, we turned back to the engine-room. I was
+now accustomed enough to notice that the sultry air of the place was
+occasionally tempered by a draught of the cooler kind. But I found it hard
+to realize how man could tolerate surroundings so trying as these in
+order to earn a wage which in a comfortable employment would be nothing
+out of the way. I pictured myself as an engineer on a steamer. I feared
+that, in time, the approach of each watch of four hours down among the
+machinery, fume, sweat and thunder would become a formidable problem.
+"Use" no doubt explained the nonchalance of pallid Williams as he groped
+with his slush-lamp to his work. But I thought of the war, when, after
+a while, useful "use" began to desert the soldier and to leave him on
+tenterhooks worse than the apprehensions of the unused.
+
+We were climbing upstairs again--up from the underworld of battle
+headquarters?
+
+I had appreciated the handful of cotton waste which the chief had given
+me at the first: and now went off to read poems. The man to whom this
+"divelish yron yngine"--if I do not misquote Spenser--is given for control
+(and is controlled), returned to his outstanding labour--that of filing
+part of a curious patent electric torch which the captain had asked him to
+restore to life.
+
+
+
+
+VII
+
+
+The _Bonadventure_ entered the tropics, calm, hot, blue expanse. I do
+not know why, but our passing into that zone was for me contemporary
+with an access of wild and vivid dreams. These were odd enough to cause
+me to record what remained of them in the morning, and as they still seem
+prominent in my recollections of my sea-going, I make a note of some of
+them. Now, it was no other than the great Lord Byron, pursuing me with a
+knife, applauded by two ladies. The basis of actuality, at least, was
+there. Now I was taking my way along weedy rivers, which at first
+were the innocent shallow streams I once met and knew in Kent. But as the
+dream progressed a Byronic change came over it; and these streams grew
+more and more foul with weeds and grotesque in stagnation, until I
+realized as if with an awakening that they were full of tremendous fish,
+pike perhaps, often perch, and hybrids of many colours and streakings.
+These fish lay watching, stretched from one bank to the other; their
+number, my loneliness, their immensity, my fixity conspired to frighten me
+unspeakably.
+
+At other times the river was in flood, and I, as before, compelled by
+the secret of the matter to walk along its towpath, in danger of its
+torrents; the path itself became unknown, or lay between two huge channels
+choking with muddy torrents. Ever expecting the worst, I was suddenly
+at an ancient mill, watching
+
+ Slow Lethe without coil,
+ Softly, like a stream of oil
+
+gliding under the footbridge. This was sickly phantasm, the very waters
+breathing decay. The scene swiftly changed. Paddington! and you, dear
+old friend C., racing with me across the metals to catch a train, and----
+Then C. is in his grave again, and I am in a trap outside my old home;
+a stranger stands in the road, cuts his throat; I look on, smile, and
+shudder, for he races after the trap with his knife; but I outstare his
+Malayan eyes, and he gives up the chase. By way of respite, I now walked
+at leisure into a bookshop, and my hand fell upon rarities indeed. _The
+Church_, by Leigh Hunt--I had never seen that before! "We don't have
+much time for dinner," said the bookseller, and I took the hint and
+went out.
+
+And there were other familiar scenes in this phase of nightly alienation.
+On occasion, though I awoke several times from a haunting, I fell asleep
+again to return to it. Half-nonsense as these dreams were, there was a
+persistent force about them. Here was the battalion, expecting to be
+attacked. Its nerves, and mine, were restive. The attack broke out
+farther up the line, and we got off with a reaction almost as unwelcome
+as a battle. Or I was in a town behind the line, into which a number of
+very small round gas-shells were falling; then, in the cattle-truck for
+the front; presently, in the wild scenery of great hills and deep curving
+ravines which I seemed to know so well. (The entrenched ridges in the
+unnatural light of the flares looked monstrous once.) I was company
+commander; we were to be relieved; and, God, what had I done? Begun to
+bring my men out before the other crowd had come up! The mound would
+be lost, I should be "for it." The company must be halted in the open;
+and so we waited for the relief. It never came.
+
+Still the dreams came: the war continued. S. S. was with me, walking up
+a big cobbled road, muddy as ever, towards the front. On every side lay
+exhausted men, not caring whether they were in the mud or not. I was
+not quite sure, but was not this Poperinghe Station? At that station
+was--I hope is--an hotel, bearing the legend, "Bifsteck à Toute Heure";
+was this gaudy-looking place, perhaps, the same? At all events, S. S.
+said, "Let's go and have a port." We did, and the drink appears to have
+gone to my head, for I now found myself alone, walking across a large
+common or pasture. Here Mary and another woman went by, but I could not
+at the moment recognize them. There, beyond the common with its dry
+tussocks, stood a town, flanked by mountains, which I knew to be--Barry.
+A cathedral or abbey of white stone rose in gigantic strength into the
+sunlight. This place, I soliloquized, so near the line, and yet not
+shelled! But I was not to escape. I proceeded. The screen alongside was
+blown down. Better slink along these hedges at the double! It was the
+support line. Some large splinter-proof dugouts came into sight, and
+some officers, who told me about an attack. We were going over. I
+recognized my destined end.
+
+However, I woke up alive, having again suffered more from fear and the
+atmosphere of it--in projection--in a few seconds, than I was ever
+conscious of suffering in a day of the actual war. With weary and aching
+head, whether these fantasies were to blame or not, I looked out to
+ask the wireless expert if there had been a storm in the night. He
+grinned, and going farther I saw outside a sea of pale glow not a great
+deal more disturbed than a looking-glass.
+
+The ashen whiteness soon gave place to a deep blue, and our entry into
+the tropics became plainer and plainer, the sea fluttering with the
+sun's blaze. This was unfamiliar also, to be roasting on the water in
+January. The pith-helmet season began. The third mate could not claim
+a pith helmet, but he displayed what none of the others could, as he sat
+washing on the step of the alleyway--a marvellous red and blue serpent
+tattooed on his arm, by the very Chinaman, he said, who had tattooed King
+George. It was, I still think, a superfine serpent.
+
+Washing, or "dobing," was not Mead's sole recreation. Literature, and
+even poetry, with limitations, had its power over him. Suspecting me of
+critical curiosity about his favourite poets, he directly approached the
+matter. Rudyard Kipling and "A Sentimental Bloke" were satisfactory, but
+he couldn't bear the others who gave their views on love. Lawrence Hope
+had done one or two good things--but the rest, as Keats, Ella Wheeler
+Wilcox, and so forth, might as well be cut out. His approval of Kipling
+was confirmed by Meacock's saying in the saloon, where books and authors
+were a favourite pabulum, "H'm--the third mate seems to be getting very
+interested in Kipling. He brought me a paper with all he could remember
+of _IF_ written out on it, and asked me if I could supply any of the rest."
+
+This literary halo aroused Bicker, who was already known to me as the
+ship's poet, and had unfortunately left his MSS. at home. He now urged
+his claims. "The gardener called me Poet when I was about seven or eight,
+and I often get called that now." The chief, chuckling, brought off his
+little joke. "I suppose that's what drove you to sea."
+
+In connection, no doubt, with poetry, that strange device, the mate looked
+back to a ship in which he once served, and which was chartered to carry
+the largest whale ever caught in Japanese waters to New York for the
+New York Museum. By whale, he said he meant the skeleton, of course;
+but it had been sketchily cleaned, "and when we got her to New York,"
+he said with a comical frown, "nobody could get near the hatches": and,
+finding the sequence easy, he added that there was often some peculiar
+cargo on that New York-Hong Kong run--take for instance those rows of
+dead Chinamen in the 'tween-deck homeward bound.
+
+The face of the sky often held me delighted. There is nothing, I think, of
+dullness about this world's weather; and its hues and tones may still be
+a sufficient testing theme for the greatest artists with pen or pencil.
+To express the sunset uprising of clouds, many of them in semblance of
+towering ships under full sail, many more like creatures mistily seen in
+endless pastures, was an attempt in which my own vocabulary scarcely
+lasted a moment. One evening, the nonpareil of its race, especially
+"burned the mind."
+
+At first the blue temple was hung with plumes of cloud, golden feathers.
+When these at last were grey, a rosy flush swiftly came along them, like a
+thought, and passed. It seemed as though the night had come, when the
+loitering tinges of the rose in a few seconds grew unutterably red, and
+the spectacle was that of an aerial lattice or trellis among the clouds,
+overgrown with the heavenly original of all roses. "In Xanadu----" From
+brightness the amassed cloud-bloom still increased to brightness: then
+suddenly the flames turned to ember. Even now again a ghost of themselves
+glowed, until all was gone, and Sirius entered upon his tenancy of
+another glory, and Orion and Canopus, casting a hoar-frost glimmer ahead
+of the riding ship.
+
+Hosea agreed this was a remarkable sunset; then took me off to the
+friendly tot and talk in his room. He loved to discuss all sorts of theory
+in art and religion, of which he might have been, with a slight change
+of circumstance in his boyhood, a student and enthusiast: meanwhile, the
+sailor in him would be rummaging through the makings of a curiosity shop
+which crowded his official desk, besides the manifests and ship's
+articles--his watches, knives, coins and notes of twenty countries,
+photographs of friends all over the world.
+
+
+
+
+VIII
+
+
+The flying-fishes could have dispensed with the _Bonadventure_. During
+the night, sixteen or so had come aboard, to be seized by the apprentices
+for breakfast; I saw with surprise how one had been driven and wedged
+between the steam-pipes. In looks, when they were out of their element,
+despite their large mild eyes, their long "wings" closed into a sort of
+spur, being light spines webbed with a filmy skin, despite too the
+purple-blue glowing from the dark back, they did not seem remarkable. But
+under the hot and shining morning, where the _Bonadventure's_ sheering
+bows alarmed the shoals into flight, they were seen more justly. In ones
+and twos and crescents and troops they skimmed away, sometimes with their
+dark backs and white undersides appearing as fishes, sometimes in the sun
+nothing more than volleys of light-curved silvery darts. They turned in
+the air at sharp angles without apparently losing their speed, which
+was such that often one heard the water hiss as they entered it again.
+
+The morning that they first came in numbers, it happened that the salt
+fish for breakfast was relieved by reminiscences.
+
+"You reminded me of Captain Shank just now, chief."
+
+"Indeed--why?"
+
+"When you ran your hand along the table for the treacle.... He used to
+think the treacle was put aboard for him. He told the second mate off for
+eating too much of it--said it wasn't really for his use. After that we
+all began to eat the stuff like blazes."
+
+"You must have had some funny captains in this line."
+
+"He was. He'd come up sometimes on the bridge and sit down in the wheel
+and start making noises to himself. He'd sit there with his old chin
+drooping and say, '... I knew it.... Haw, haw.... The silly old b----....
+Bless my soul....' for twenty minutes. I'd go away from the wheel for
+fear of laughing out--and then he'd go somewhere else and do it."
+
+"Davy Jones got him at the finish, didn't he?"
+
+"--And a dam'd fine ship too."
+
+"It was her maiden trip."
+
+"What happened to her?"
+
+"Ran ashore."
+
+"Both the boats capsized."
+
+"She had the most valuable cargo I ever heard of." A pause.
+
+"Old Shank used to ask for it, though. Once in the Gulf of Mexico he was
+down below, and the ship was on the course he'd given. (He never used
+to take any notice of deviation.) The second mate heard breakers, you
+could hear them quite plain, and not very far off; so he turns the ship
+a little, and goes down to tell Shank. Old Shank jumped up and stormed
+and stamped, and rushed up on the bridge roaring, '_Am I to be taught
+after forty-eight years at sea by a set of b---- schoolboys?_' and had
+her put back to the old course again. And then he walked off. You could
+hear him snapping his teeth. Presently he stopped. You could see the
+breakers now, the phosphorescence of them. '_What's that?_' he whipped
+out, '_What's that?_ My God.'"
+
+"He was one of the white-haired boys in the office, what's more."
+
+"His officers saved him."
+
+"Well, one night he gave me a course, and the last thing he said to me
+on the bridge was, 'It's up to you to keep her there.' I soon found we
+were going to fall on land, and I changed the course. And as it was, we
+passed three-quarters of a mile inside the lightship. I went down to his
+room and told him. 'Why, you damn'd fool,' he started off; he nearly
+went mad. 'But I've hauled her out,' I said, 'I hauled her out.' And
+then he yelled, 'Changed her course without orders, did you?' and so on."
+
+"Well, the office made a pet of him. Some people get away with it."
+
+"After my trip with him, the whole crew refused to sail with him again.
+And the mate went up to Shields to join a new ship. And when he got there,
+he found Shank had joined her as skipper!"
+
+We came into the Doldrums, and I felt none too well. "Cold, worse; heat,
+worse," became my diary's keynote. The steward also complained of a
+persistent cold. Six bottles--six--of his own medicine since we left Barry
+had not cured him. This notable Cardiff Irishman was always pleased to
+answer questions about this cold of his, and they became suspiciously
+frequent. Then his solemn face would grow still more solemn, his voice
+of office would take on a pleasing melancholy, and he would shake his
+grey head with dolorous realizations. Nevertheless, his stores being just
+below my cabin, I grew accustomed to his morning rejuvenate roarings
+from the threshold at the avarice of the modern sailor. It seemed that at
+such times he was momentarily free of his illness.
+
+He, nevertheless, at present, added his good word to the general approval
+of the cook. The bread was universally admired, the pea-soup also. This
+popularity did not cause any alteration in the melancholy orientalism
+of its deserver. He looked forth from his galley with the same wooden
+countenance. He was the thinnest man I think I ever saw.
+
+His macaroni, however, appeared to fall under a general taboo. It was
+"eschewed." Bicker, the most assiduous tale-teller, seized it as the
+chance for describing an old shipmate's misfortune. It was in Italy: "He
+was keen on seeing all the sights, so we asked him if he'd seen the
+macaroni plantation. He said he'd like to. We told him to take the
+tram out of the town and walk on another mile or so, when he'd see the
+trees with macaroni growing on them like lace--natural lace. And he
+went. But the best of it was that he'd sent a card home the day before
+to say, 'To-morrow I am going to see the macaroni plantation.'" This,
+which if true was stranger than fiction, elicited recollections of
+fool's-errands in the shipyards ("Run and get a capful of nailholes,"
+"Ask the storekeeper for a brass hook and a long stay"), which kept
+us at table until the steward groaned aloud.
+
+I led a lazy life. There was not much reason for being active. My
+afternoon walk might reach as far as the fo'c'sle, in which lay a
+kindly miscellany of wire, hemp and manila ropes in coils, and an aroma of
+paint and tar was never absent. The heat, however, seemed intenser in
+this house than in the open. Clouds and a little rain soon vanished,
+and the sea was one long flame towards the sun. White uniforms were in
+vogue. For me, the half-closed eye, with a flying-fish or two sometimes
+glittering to awake its notice, in any corner out of the sun, was an
+occupation. The unfortunate boatswain and his men were chipping paint,
+clanging and banging in the heat; or I would see him perching on the
+bulwarks directing some aerial operation, and a sailor seated in the
+"bosun's chair" being hauled up the mast. They rested from Saturday noon
+until Monday morning. Now, more than ever, the lot of the engineers
+and firemen seemed unacceptable. The blaze, the fierce blue sea, and
+a flagging breeze became a routine now. The rains of the Doldrums were
+not much in evidence; a short shower, flying over the clay-coloured
+water, might come towards evening.
+
+Incidents were few. The sight of the flying-fishes still starting up and
+skimming, veering and spurting into a safe distance from the intruder,
+was no longer one for my absorbed watch. I woke up, heavy-headed, one
+morning to find that Meacock had suspended one of these poor creatures
+from my roof; there he hung swaying in the little breeze that there
+was, in parched and doleful manner, and ever and anon turning upon me, who
+felt much in his condition, his mild and magnificent eye. I threw him out
+with sympathy. At night the boobies shrieked round the lights on the
+masts, and appeared at morning flying over the water. Once the sleep of
+the just was broken by profane language and scuffling in the passage
+outside--a rat hunt. Boat drill took its turn one afternoon, the siren
+summoning all hands available to their posts. I was questioned about
+Colonel Lawrence, at intervals, having seen him in the flesh; and the
+publisher of his _Life_ was expected to be named by me. I said that I
+believed he himself would write his Memoirs. But this was not the thing.
+A book about him by some one who knew how to paint the lily and improve on
+possibility was what was sought. I think I could design a satisfactory
+coloured cover.
+
+The morning bucket was a transient happiness. To disturb the "gradual
+dusky veil" now unescapable, since the bunkers were now chiefly filled
+with coal-dust, was not too simple in a limited space, with limited hot
+water. My porthole, looking over those fuming bunkers, had to be shut
+at all hours. According to everybody, the _Bonadventure_ was "a dirty
+ship"; although it seemed unlikely that a carrier of coal by thousands of
+tons should be clean.
+
+She at least began to please the chief with his coveted "Ten knots";
+and at dinner on the seventeenth day out, he asked whether anyone had
+seen a disturbance in the water. The old gentleman was expected. I was
+sorry that he did not come, after all, with his "baptism," shave, and
+medicine (and I believe other rites), when at about four in the afternoon
+the _Bonadventure_ crossed the Equator; but old customs can scarcely be
+eternal. The steward's cough mixture was the only medicine I got that
+day. Neptuneless, the ship furrowed a sea almost silent, and evening
+came on tranquilly among woolpacks of warm-kindled colouring.
+
+
+
+
+IX
+
+
+ Mary, what news?--
+ The lands, as I suppose,
+ Are drenched with sleet or drifted up with snows,
+ The east wind strips the slates and starves the blood,
+ Or thaws and rains make life a sea of mud.
+ You close each door, draw armchairs nigh the fire,
+ But draughts sneak in and make you draw 'em nigher--
+ No matter: still they come: play parlour gales
+ And whisk about their hyperboreal tails;
+ Bed's the one hope, and scarcely tried before
+ Next morning's postman thunders at the door.
+
+ Meanwhile--if I may gently hint--I wear
+ But scanty clothes, though all the sun will bear;
+ A red-hot sun smiles on a hot blue sea
+ And leaves my bunk to laziness and me:
+ I read, until a lethargy ensues,
+ Tales of detectives frowning over clues
+ And last month's papers; then the strain's too strong,
+ Man wants but little, nor that little long,
+ The deck-chair in the shadow now appeals,
+ Until the next hash-hammer rings to meals.
+
+ But not alone in climate may I claim
+ Advantage; while you feel the slings of fame,
+ Beset at all hours by the shapes of those
+ Who volunteer your wants to diagnose,
+ Who come with merchandise and go with cheques;
+ No licensed interrupter haunts these decks,
+ No vans of wares along these highways clatter.
+ None urges to insure, buy broom or platter.
+ There is no sheaf of letters every day,
+ Regretting, and so forth: no minstrel's lay:
+ Proofs, none: reminders, none--while daily you,
+ Poor creature, tear your hair and struggle through,
+ And darken paper till you light the lamps,
+ And the last shilling disappears in stamps.
+
+ Nor weightier cares you lack, it is decreed;
+ The clock won't go, the chickens will not feed,
+ The pump, always a huffy ancient, swears,
+ "Water? if you wants water, try elsewheres":
+ The infant wonder, she who must inquire,
+ Investigates herself into the fire,
+ The playful snowball whizzes through the pane,
+ In brief, you try to kick the cat: in vain.
+ Here no such troubles blot the almanac
+ For me; no day is marked with red or black:
+ Events--eventicles--are few, as these,
+ The sighted school of bobbing porpoises,
+ The flying-fish when first I saw them leap
+ And flash like swallows over the blue deep;
+ The rose-red sunset, or the Sunday duff,
+ Or--but enumeration cries "Enough."
+
+ There is no Mary in the Atlantic, true,
+ Nor cellared bookshop to be foraged through.
+ But as I said, at least I've found the sun
+ And idle times--even this will soon be done;
+ A corner where no rags-and-bones apply,
+ Nor postman comes, nor poultry droop and die.
+
+
+
+
+X
+
+
+The South-East Trade was blowing fresh next day, if a damp clammy rush of
+hot air deserves the term. The threatened heavy rains of the Doldrums had
+not come; the heavy heat subdued talk at table. Cloud and sultry steamy
+haze had hung about us during the morning; at two or thereabouts the
+first land seen by the _Bonadventure_ since her first day's stubborn
+entry into the English Channel came into view. My view was at first none
+at all; but encouraged by Bicker and with his glasses I could make out
+the island of Fernando Noronha, twenty miles away to the south-east. A
+tall peak and the high ground about it for a space gave the illusion
+of some great cathedral, a Mont St. Michel seen by Cotman faintly
+forthshadowed; then, the willing fancy rebuked, I discerned its low
+coasts of rock, inhospitable and mist-haunted.
+
+This singular crag breaking out of the mid-ocean, I knew, was a convict
+settlement. "Life sentences" were safely mewed up here. At length we
+were abeam of this melancholy place, while the sun seemed to make a show
+of its white prison camp, at a distance of twelve or thirteen miles.
+It would have been hard not to imagine the despair of men condemned to
+such a prison. The peak's stern finger might have struck with awe the
+first navigators to approach it. To see the immutable pillar in every
+sunset and at every sunrise, surveying all the drudgery, the emblem of
+perpetual soullessness, must be an unnerving punishment. The constant
+processions of ships, to whom Fernando Noronha is a welcome mark, with
+their smoke vanishing swiftly to north or south, could scarcely tantalize
+more?
+
+The rough overhanging pinnacle faded again, and evening fell. Leaning
+with the third mate over the bridge canvas, while the moon, now waxing,
+riding through the frontiers of a black cloud, cast a dim avenue over
+the sea, and from other dishevelled clouds a few quiet drops came down,
+was a most peaceful luxury. About the bows the water was lit up by sudden
+flashes gone too soon. These travelling lights--akin to the gem of the
+glow-worm seen close--were, according to Mead, the Portugee men-of-war
+which I had seen by day. No name could be less descriptive. These small
+creatures, at night living lamps of green, by day with their glassy red
+and blue like the floating petals of some sea-rose, were worthy of some
+gentler imagist. When, Mead said, you take them from the water, they
+are nothing but a little slime; evanescent as the rainbow on the spray.
+
+Splendour and fiery heat marked the day still. I had discarded jacket and
+socks, enjoying the soothing gush of air about the ankles; otherwise
+even reading was made unprofitable by the drug-like heat. The same sky
+and seascape, the same condemnations of "a dirty ship" recurred day by
+day. "The worst ship I ever sailed on, mister. You turn in washed and
+you wake up black." The bath was still an enjoyable interlude, despite
+mechanical drawbacks. The bath proper was out of order, owing tosome
+deficiency of the water-pipes. At one end, in substitution, you lodged
+your bucket in a board with a hole in it. At the other end a crossbar
+offered the bather a seat. Much splashing transferred the water from
+the bucket to your coal-dust surface; while, there being little air in
+the bathroom, you breathed sparingly. Yet how well off was the acrobat
+with his sponge, compared with the fireman who just then was taking
+bucket after bucket of ashes from the stokehold hoist and tipping them
+overboard--a job that was never done until the engines rested in port;
+that punctuated our progress, as did the morning hosepipe on the cabins
+and the bridge deck.
+
+Not much was said of the country to which we were going. Englishmen
+were definitely unpopular there, said some one; English sailors, on the
+slightest pretext, taken off by the police to the "calaboosh." "You
+only want to look like an Englishman." "Well, what about trying to look
+like a German?" The chief engineer rarely missed a chance to rub in his
+politics, and he jumped at this one--"Doesn't the same thing apply at
+home?"--with eager irony.
+
+Ships were discussed and compared at almost every meal. Some, luxurious.
+
+"But that yacht she was pretty, there's no getting away from it."
+
+"That was _my_ yacht."
+
+"They must employ quite a lot of shore labour to keep these yachts from
+looking like ships."
+
+"Well, they couldn't very well make them look like standard ships, if they
+wanted to."
+
+"Oh, I don' know--get the second mate and the chief to co-operate--saw off
+the funnel halfway, and throw a few ashes about the decks."
+
+Some, ideal.
+
+"She looked just like the model of a ship--and she was spotless."
+
+Some, not what they ought to be.
+
+"I looked and saw her name, _The Duke of York_. I thought to myself, I'll
+write to him and tell him about the state of his namesake. She looked like
+a wreck."
+
+Some, again, like the _Bonadventure_, standard ships, the hasty
+replacements of submarine wastage. The criticism here, of course, had
+the severity of domestic familiarity.
+
+"They have these ships made in one piece at the shipyard. When they want
+one, they just cut off a length, and join the ends."
+
+"Well, I say the man who designed this ship ought to have designed another
+and pegged out."
+
+"Mister, she's a dirty ship."
+
+I detected--it was not difficult--a vague prejudice against wireless.
+The wireless operator was foolish enough to have at his fingers' ends
+all the tabular details of shipping companies and their vessels, and to
+display this dry knowledge in the middle of his seniors' recollections.
+His seafaring experience, it may be mentioned, was altogether recent,
+and among the elders he would have done better _not_ to know. It was of
+course impersonally aired, this prejudice against wireless. First, there
+was the view that as ships had hitherto, beginning with the Ark, gone to
+sea without the invention, they could continue to do so. Then, the fact
+that wireless might save life admitted, the system current was decried.
+It seemed that the merchant ships of over 1,600 tons carried wireless
+operators and sets, but that one operator to a ship was the allowance; now
+one operator watched eight hours out of the twenty-four, and all were
+off duty at the same time. So it was believed. "There's nothing in the
+Bible," the critic would urge, "to say a ship mustn't be wrecked when all
+the operators are off duty."
+
+I had expected music--chanteys, or at least accordions--aboard a
+merchantman; but very little was that expectation justified. There had
+been a gramophone (and step-dancing), but it was out of action after one
+evening's protracted use. It was not often, yet, that I had heard even a
+whistled scrap; occasionally the coloured firemen would sing in falsetto.
+
+An epidemic of hair-cutting broke out. Every time I saw the process
+going on, the artist was a fresh one; and I was inclined to think that
+we are a nation of hair-cutters. Among the practitioners, the cook,
+with his usual severe expression, plied a neat pair of scissors. It
+was a scene which reminded me of old trench life. I thought of a close
+support trench opposite Auchy, about the month of June, 1916, where a
+sickly programme of sniping by field guns, rifle grenades, "pineapples,"
+and incredible escapes from them did not prevent my being shorn by the
+steadiest of amateurs. With what outward intrepidity I sat there!
+
+At the captain's request, the cook advanced to cut his hair. That done, he
+cut mine. Venturing to talk, I was soon exchanging sallies of the British
+Expeditionary Force, for he had been thereof, a tunneller. Of his being
+in a countermined shaft at the wrong moment at Vimy, and his luck in
+being dragged out by the sergeant-major, he gave some details; but the
+first evident attack of mirth to which I had ever seen him give way
+came as he mused over rations supplied by the French for a fortnight at
+St. Quentin under some temporary arrangement. "Wine, beans, and b----
+horseflesh," he said, _staccato_, and with a dry laugh like the rattling
+of beans. "First we'd all get bound up and then we'd all get diarrhoea.
+Oh, it was the hell of a go." "There," he said, leaving a little tuft over
+my forehead, "you'll still be able to have a couple of quiffs there."
+
+He was not only cook and hairdresser off duty, I found: he was given to
+sketching portraits. I went once or twice to talk with him in the galley,
+where the heat was enough to make the famous Lambert himself turn thin.
+And his work, he pointed out, was continuous, with his assistant's
+services; he had to put up double meals to suit the watches. "But why
+do I stick it?" he said, taking a batch of bread from the oven and
+standing it on end against the others. "A man can stick shore jobs all
+right when there's five mouths depending on him. There's not a lot of
+shore jobs now."
+
+His drawings were done in the little corner where he and his mate had
+their bunks. They were pictures of ladies and seamen of his acquaintance;
+crude, with lips of a bitter redness, and cheeks faintly pink, staring
+and disproportioned, yet done with such pains, such strivings after
+"likeness," that when he requested me to help him to a post as artist
+to _The Times_, I much wished that I could! I had no sooner made the
+acquaintance of the cook's portraits than a poem was bashfully brought
+to me by its author, Bicker. I must say that, although his lines had
+occasionally been eked out with last resorts, there was a heartiness
+about them which I liked; and, going down presently to his cabin, I got
+him to show me more. He had already written several rhyming epistles
+during the trip, which with the retiring instinct of poets he had left
+to blush unseen. So we had aboard among a crew of forty or so a painter of
+portraits and a writer of verse.
+
+We had our philosopher too, Phillips, the chief engineer, veteran of
+Khartoum, master of machinery, physician less active but more reliable
+than the steward; but above all, the Diogenes--with a slush-lamp. His
+philosophy might be no ill store about this time, when in the heat the
+pitch melted from the seams of his cabin roof and mottled his bed, as he
+put it: a circumstance not yet mentioned in sonnets wooing tardy sleep,
+and which of course called upon that nimble sixpence of _Bonadventure_
+conversation, "She _is_ a dirty ship."
+
+
+
+
+XI
+
+
+A note of a train of thought forced upon me hereabouts may find a place
+here, as it was set down.
+
+(_Feb. 4._) It was nothing more nor less than the appearance at dinner
+to-day of a bully stew and a sort of ration lime juice, which drove my
+thoughts, always willing to be driven in that direction, towards a
+nervous period of 1916, my initiation into trench warfare. The meal
+was something of a facsimile; and soon after it, by a coincidence, I
+was sitting under the scissors of a volunteer barber much as once after
+such a dinner I sat in the alleyway by company headquarters, opposite the
+red roofs of Auchy. The _Bonadventure's_ bridge, I meditated as I endured
+the shears of a B.E.F. man again, looked not unlike those so-called
+"communication trenches" in the Richebourg district, those make-believes;
+and, as the steam-valve suddenly made me jump with its thudding volley
+of minor explosions, I experienced an echo of the ancient terrors in
+those same scantily covered ways when cross-firing machine-guns opened
+upon my working-party.
+
+The lime juice, in the present case, was of a milder disposition than
+that to which we were accustomed. Yet there was perceptible in it that
+uncivilized strength which proved it to come of the same honest origin. We
+were, I must confess--it is not too late--much lacking in our appreciation
+of that uncompromising, biting liquid which circulated in the trenches,
+carried in jars which should have been, it was felt, carrying rum. In
+itself a sort of candid friend, that lime juice lacked advancement
+through faults not its own. I mean, there was the chlorinated water,
+which for all its virtues was hardly popular, and there was the sugar,
+which was half-and-half, associating, very friendly, with tea dust.
+Moreover, this same _sugar_, in its nocturnal progress at the bottom of
+a sandbag, while its carrier now stepped into an artificial lake and
+now lay down for the bullets of Quinque Jimmy to pass by unimpeded, had
+acquired an interspersion of hairy particles; as generally did our loaves
+of bread, which in some cases might easily be supposed to be wearing
+wigs. In this manner, the germ-destroyer, the intrusion of tea dust and
+the moulted coat of sandbags, combined to prevent the lime juice, like
+crabbed poet, "from being as generally tasted as he deserved to be."
+
+At Company Headquarters, too, there was often in those easy times a rival
+beverage. Here and there a messenger might be sent back to an estaminet
+and return to the war with comforts within a couple of hours.
+
+Yet I myself did my best to cultivate the "lime-juice habit," and to me
+it remains an integral part of the interiors, gone but not forgotten,
+of many a Rotten Row in the Béthune Sectors. I see its gloomy and
+mottled surface, in the aluminium tumbler, besides my platter of "meat and
+vegetable" or (as to-day) of bully rehabilitated by the smoky cooks;
+and about me the shape of the lean-to dugout rises sufficiently high for
+a tall man to enter without going on all fours. Here, is the earth
+settee, running round three sides of the table, there, the glory hole in
+which, one at a time, we crawl to sleep, with a fine confused bedding of
+British Warms and sandbags. The purple typescript of _Comic Cuts_,[4]
+in which what imagination and telescope has striven to reveal of the
+"other fellow," mind, body and soul, is set in military prose, flaps
+neglectedly from its nail. In their furious tints, the ladies of the
+late Kirchner beam sweetly upon him who sets put on patrol and him who
+returns; while in the convenient niches between the walls and the
+corrugated iron roof above, which as a protection might perhaps amount
+to the faith of the ostrich, Mills bombs and revolvers and ammunition
+nestle.
+
+There, given the noise of shells travelling over, trench mortar bombs
+dropping short, machine guns firing high--or of shells alighting abruptly
+on the parados, trench mortar bombs thundering into the next traverse,
+machine guns in spitfire temper stripping the top layer of sandbags--the
+boyish gay P. would with his subalterns pore over the maps, receive
+with sinking heart the ominous "secret and confidential" and "very
+secret" messages brought in by those fine youths the runners; fill in, not
+without murmurings, those _pro forma's_ which at one time seemed likely to
+turn fighting into clerkship, or "censor" those long pages of homely
+scrawl in copying pencil which were to keep up yet a day more the spirits
+of sweethearts, mothers and wives.
+
+Thus the particular memories of trenches and our times and seasons in
+them, roused by such a light matter as this which has aroused them now,
+pass with the greatest emotion before the mind. It is not fashionable
+to talk of the war. Is the counsel, then, to follow the Psalmist:
+
+ I said, I will take heed to my ways: that I offend not in my
+ tongue....
+
+ I held my tongue, and spake nothing. I kept silence, yea, even
+ from good words; but it was pain and grief to me.
+
+One has not to follow him very long in that.
+
+ My heart was hot within me, and while I was thus musing the
+ fire kindled: and at the last I spake with my tongue.
+
+One wonders, though, how the Psalmist himself, had he been one of us,
+would have found means to communicate his strange undertones of
+experience, according to their significance for himself? To whom would it
+be of interest, if he described such a particle as St. Vaast Keep on
+the Richebourg road, though he saw daily again in some odd way its
+sandbagged posts with the fine wood panels from the shell-like house
+beside built in?--seen once, for a lifetime. Or Port Arthur, that wreckage
+of a brewery near Neuve Chapelle--why should every yard of its flimsy
+fortification be coexistent with me? I could lead the hearer through
+its observation-posts, its emplacements, its warrens for human beings,
+its relics of other days, with practical and geographical accuracy; but
+the words would not contain my own sense of the place, which from the
+very first I never needed nor endeavoured to put into words. And yet
+it is intense and instant. The reflection of the crazy stronghold as it
+was, and with what it meant for me, comes in a second when my thoughts
+lie that way, and it is but one of a series of equal insistency. It is no
+question, this, of looking back on such a past as in any degree
+glorious, of shirking the anguish that overcast any adventurous gleam that
+these scenes awakened. Their memory is as sombre and as frightening as
+they were themselves in their aspect and their annals.
+
+ They come unbidden,
+
+and when they will come, the mind is led by them as birds are said to be
+lured by the serpent's eye. A tune, a breath of sighing air, an odour--and
+there goes the foolish ghost back to Flanders.
+
+Even here, I suppose, in the Atlantic's healthy blue, I am at the mercy of
+a coincidence in lime-juice.
+
+-----
+
+[Footnote 4: Divisional Intelligence Report.]
+
+
+
+
+XII
+
+
+Following a roaster of day, with a slack wind astern covering the deck
+forward with showers of cinders like shot, I admired the moonlight
+and the sweet night air before I turned in to sleep soundly. I woke
+thinking I heard the usual swabbing of decks beginning, but this was
+incorrect. It was quite dark, and I began to think with gratitude of
+a second innings of sleep; but when I looked at my watch it was after
+seven. The din of water outside, mingled with the rushing of a mighty
+wind, persuaded me to go to the door. In a few moments the storm was
+at its height, the sea shrouded in a thick deluge almost to the ship's
+side, and its waves beaten down by the rain into pallid foam-veined
+inertia. An ashen grey light was about us, but the clouds of rain veiled
+the poop from one's eyes amidships, and the siren trumpeted out its
+warnings; while sheet-like lightning flamed through the vapours, and
+bursts of deeper thunder than I had ever heard followed hard upon them.
+The decks were racing with water from overhead covers and stairways, and
+in each lifting of the storm the awning over the sailors' quarters aft
+could be seen tearing at its tethers.
+
+This fury soon slackened, and green and blue, pale as yet, returned to
+the seas as they leapt away from the bows. Breakfast intervened. Attention
+was requested from the storm by the appearance of a new and experimental
+kind of ham.
+
+"Yes. What d'ye think of the ham--tinned boneless smoked ham?"
+
+"Well, I like it well enough; but it's boneless. If you take the bone away
+from ham, you take away the nature of it."
+
+This ham later on became much esteemed, but the ingenious mind was for
+dissembling the fact: "We'd better not give a too enthusiastic report on
+it or they'll only give it to the passenger boats" of the same company.
+
+It was blowing still, from the coast of South America. "Smell the mould?"
+asked Hosea, and I did; a strange frightening fragrance, of the earth
+earthy, a heavy and swooning smell. It was so strong as to puzzle Bicker
+even, in his watch; and its most unpleasant manifestation caused him to
+look about for the carcass of a rat on the bridge deck.
+
+We had come by this time into a highway of ships. The first that passed
+us, a small steamer, was not much noticed; nor the next, which passed in
+the night. "Her lamp gave a blink and then went out," said Bicker, and
+wished he could have emulated a mate of his acquaintance who likewise
+signalled to a passer-by in vain. "If you damn'd foreigners can't answer,"
+he sent out as she came alongside presently, "why the hell don't you
+keep out of sight? Good night!" But, on being pressed, he admitted that
+the "foreigner" replied: "Thank you. And you're a lady."
+
+Then, however, another ship belonging to the same company with the
+_Bonadventure_ was seen afar through the afternoon. As the two drew
+level, ceremony took place. The houseflag was dipped and raised and
+dipped again by both; the red ensign was dipped; and the homeward-bound
+sounded her monosyllable three times, to which our own whistle replied
+in equal number. This, as old-fashioned a courtesy as could be wished,
+excited several others aboard the _Bonadventure_ besides the tyro; and
+as the chief engineer began his tea, he thus referred to the prevailing
+spirit.
+
+"--Well, so we passed one of _our_ ships again to-day! I was lying in my
+hammock asleep, when the mess-room boy came running up, panting out:
+'Sir, here's one of our ships!' And I mumbled out something like, 'All
+right, John, there's room enough for us to pass, isn't there?' Everybody
+was seemingly out on deck, peering up at the mate to see if he had
+forgotten the flags; everybody was staring at the funnel with the eye of
+expectancy, wondering 'When the hell's that damn'd whistle going?'--I
+didn't get up for it. I suppose that's equivalent to contempt of court or
+high treason."
+
+The bland face of the sage lighted up with pleasure as he carefully gave
+us this impression of his.
+
+After the storm, the air was thunder-heavy all that day. Great
+dragon-flies, and butterflies in sultry brown and red, and that must
+have been borne out to sea on the strong breeze, were fluttering over the
+decks and the water. At night, there was abundant lightning in the
+distance: most of all on the eastern horizon, with its world of
+waters, the flashes were of a dusky redness, and of vague mountainous
+outline. They came fast and furious, until the moon at last seemed to
+overawe such wild carouse, and in good earnest to govern the night;
+while in a deep blue darkness, among the folds of white cloud, stars
+shone with new clearness. Under this celestial content, the _Bonadventure_
+moved over a gleaming sea.
+
+Mead, on his watch, was troubled. He sought in his mind a life better
+paid and more exciting. Every few moments, he would add some detail aloud
+to a scheme for piracy in these waters, which he thought might be made
+a profitable occupation. He pictured a coaster, duly registered, running
+with ordinary cargo to and fro, but on the lines of a "Q" boat, a sort
+of marine wolf in sheep's clothing, armed with torpedo tubes. In all
+respects, himself being already chosen as captain, its crew should form
+a co-operative society. The pirate should carry a wireless installation
+of the noisiest sort. In brief, the whole scheme appealed to him so
+warmly that he was ready, apart from details to be arranged, especially
+a financier, to put it into practice. Me he would accept as purser,
+not so much because I showed any promise as a book-keeper, as that I had
+been in an infantry battalion in the Line.
+
+The ship was slowing down, and the chief was worried. One morning he
+offered me employment, "cleaning the tubes. You come round to my place." I
+went round at about nine, when the ship's engines were stopped, and found
+that he had as ever been amusing himself in his quiet way. He himself,
+with the firemen, was now ready to act as the ship's chimney-sweeps.
+After a full morning's work, masked in sweat and soot, they came up on
+deck again from the job. I did not regret my earlier "disappointment."
+Relieved of the clogging soot, the _Bonadventure_ ran with fresh speed,
+against a tough head wind. For the first time for some days, one heard
+the harsh drumming of the excess of steam escaping through its valve.
+The wind drove the water, hereabouts of a jade green colour, into long
+waves and their fine manes of spray, upon which the sun made many a
+small and fleeting rainbow. With this head wind piping, and the cargo,
+it seemed, having shifted lately, the ship had an uncomfortable list to
+port and swayed as she went. "Here, you," cried Meacock to me, "your
+extra weight on the port side's doing this." "Yes, it's perfectly plain he
+is the Jonah of the voyage."
+
+A dozen big black birds appeared as travelling companions, white-breasted
+and easy-going. At a closer view, I found that they were not properly
+black but of that dingy russet grey towards which old mushrooms grow.
+They seemed never to clap their wings, but sailed as our gulls do on the
+wind, wheeling and looping with a leisurely grace, and patrolling the sea
+as closely as an owl beats a meadow without wetting a wing-tip.
+
+Nor was this the only token of our nearing our first destination.
+Shore-going suits and boots were out in the sun already. The steward's
+usual attitude became that of a priest, as he carried the captain's
+suits gingerly here and there.
+
+But there was still time for trouble. A relapse in the sainted manner
+of the old fellow occurred one day at breakfast. The most tremendous
+roarings, himself and the offending donkeyman in turn or in chorus,
+suddenly broke out, and ended in the steward's ascent with a complaint to
+Hosea. Then, one evening, after my quiet enjoyment of the pure blue
+sky after a shower, with its Southern Cross and the false cross and other
+stars strange to me glittering marvellously keen, I went in to my cabin to
+write, when I instantly perceived something in the air. A most pungent
+aroma, indeed, had been instilled through the house; and going to inquire
+I found Cyrano of Cardiff kneeling on the saloon floor, applying a
+special kind of red paint. Properly, he said, it was used for the keels
+of ships. I thought too that that was its proper application.
+
+At dinner, too, events took a serious turn. When I had in previous
+days heard spaghetti hailed as Wind-pipes, for instance, I had realized
+the phrase as a humorous hyperbole. But now the tinned meat problem
+presented itself to me in a more sinister light--I was not so sure!
+There before me was a godless lump of briny red fat and stringy appendages
+floating more or less in a thick brown liquid which demanded the
+spectacles of optimism. A reinforcement of stony beans did not mend the
+matter. The meat, as it fell out, wore a portion of skin, remarkable
+for prickly excrescences, and hinting that I was about to batten on
+the relics of a young porcupine, or at least peculiar pork. Presently
+I asked Meacock what sort of flesh this was. He answered: "O Lord, _I_
+don't know--it's--well, I don't think you can get beyond tinned _meat_."
+
+Another incident affected the administration. An apprentice, whose stature
+brought him, beyond the chance of escape, the nickname Little Tich, and
+who was generally being bantered by someone or other, was cleaning the
+brasswork of the compass in the wheel-house. Meacock went in to take a
+bearing. The bearing he got nonplussed him, and he got Mead to try. Mead
+also found the needle giving strange evidence. Suddenly it dawned upon
+them that its delusion was due to a tremendous dagger worn by the very
+small and keenly occupied Tich.
+
+The _Bonadventure_ maintained her mended pace, and also her awkward
+list, which conspired with a strong swell; thus it was that the "fiddle"
+so necessary to the safety of cups and plates in the Bay of Biscay
+reappeared at this late stage. The nights were beautiful, with their white
+moon and moonlight far over the water, their stars, few, and of the
+moon's glowing whiteness, the light veilings of cloud blown in silence
+about the sky, and little else heard except the subdued measure of the
+ship's engines, the lapping repulse of waves from the bows, and the
+sharp call of birds ahead and astern. Well might Mead be glad of his
+roving temperament, as on his watch we talked and smoked above the
+expanse of rimpled water, and looked towards the sword-like lightnings
+in the south.
+
+
+
+
+XIII
+
+
+We came into grey waters, and also into a grey sort of day, overcast and
+moody. In the evening the wind was strong from the land, and laden with
+that earthy scent which had so surprised me when I first encountered it;
+a languid, rich and beguiling perfume, that is tomb-like and unnerving in
+its suggestion, rising over us. It made out for me the spirit of Tom
+Hood's last song, if it was his last song; the one beginning "Farewell,
+life, my senses swim"; its first verse ending "I smell the Mould above the
+Rose," and its second, "I smell the Rose above the Mould."
+
+Hosea engaged me in discussion of Tennyson and Edwin Arnold. He had been
+carrying out a lively campaign in his room, where an unwelcome insect
+had appeared lately; one would have doubted whether any insect, however
+irrepressible, could have existed in the atmosphere of cigar smoke which
+he daily thickened in that room of his. But there it was, the bug had been
+seen, and the whole room was overhauled.
+
+This did not in any way deflect him from his evening pursuit of the
+abstract. His resolution in following a problem through its own difficult
+aspects, combined with his control of the _Bonadventure_, often made me
+wonder whether he was typical of his fellow-captains. Though, as he said,
+the roaring-bull style of master mariner was almost extinct, I could not
+help thinking him singular.
+
+I woke at about four, following an inquiry into some remote subject,
+from a dream of roaring thunderbolts, out of whose red and whizzing track
+I was crouching on the lee side of barns and cowsheds. I looked out;
+there was a loud wind much like that which brought the storm of the
+other Sunday. I went back to bed a little disappointed. This squall left
+the makings of a very good breeze blowing and moreover lowered the
+temperature. The mate complained of his khaki shorts; the second mate
+had had to bring out another blanket, although it was a sunny morning. The
+colour of the sea was changing as we went at a striking rate; but
+prevailing, in those shallower roads turbid with silt or sand was a
+greenness as of horse-chestnut leaves at their prime. Here and there were
+dark acres of discoloured water drifting by, contrasting magnificently
+with the green and its bright white-crested waves. The afternoon brought
+into sight the dim shapes of coastline with those now less familiar things
+trees and houses. This advance was welcomed by Mead and the apprentices
+who lived in his alleyway with spirited but not spiritual songs.
+
+The next day, Hosea was very early at the door of the wireless operator's
+cabin, endeavouring to get a reply from the ship's agents in Monte
+Video, to questions sent some days before. I do not think he succeeded.
+There was, however, much buzzing, and I got up to enjoy the time of day.
+It was still keen outside--"a nipping and an eager air"--the sky being
+blue and the sun unclouded none the less; over the drab green sea, a
+seagull or two in their lordly fashions flapping against the wind; to
+starboard, in a gentle haze, a view of rugged shore. This point was one
+of mountainous eminences, rolling like larger Downs, with white cliffs
+or sandy beaches under their light red masses. Other steamers were in our
+neighbourhood, on the same course out or home, some bright with new
+paint, others scarred and rusty. Probably they were having tripe in
+batter for breakfast like ourselves, the prose part of me suggested; and
+I felt with gratitude that I must have become a new and better man,
+who could now face and even look forward to a food which had hitherto
+only interested me as a favourite with C. Lamb.
+
+The continued cold caused me to return to socks; but I delayed the
+reinstatement of the collar, which I had found no such necessity to human
+happiness.
+
+It seemed no time at all before we had passed Flores Island, and Monte
+Video came into view. Bright sandy shores gave place to a parched sort of
+greenery, as it looked, with large buildings here and there; the town
+beyond lay terraced on rising ground, its square monotonous buildings hot
+in the sun, whose fervour the roofs returned in dazzling mirror-glare.
+The spires and minarets of its more pretentious architecture, something
+scantily, relieved the greyness of the formal rows, barracks, warehouses
+and whatever else. Farther on a rough squat cone of barren-looking
+ground surmounted with another heavy square-cut building caught but
+scarcely charmed the eye. As the heat was dreary, so at a casual glance
+through the smouldering air this town of flat roofs and tiers.
+
+Hosea, very smart, with his telescope under his arm, and the second mate
+beside him, stood on the bridge. Hosea was giving orders, the second mate
+passing them on to the engineer below on the ringing telegraph, and by
+megaphone to Meacock, who with the carpenter stood to the anchor forward.
+Flags were run up announcing the _Bonadventure_. No answer, in the form
+of a launch, was vouchsafed so early, although other ships moored round
+about us were being visited by agents or doctors. The word was given
+to let go the anchor. "Forty-five on the windlass!" The cumbrous chain
+unwound and ran down with a cloud of rust. The _Bonadventure_ lay still,
+even the cocoa-like mud which her propeller had been diffusing in a few
+moments thinning away.
+
+A gangway was let down over the side. Firemen and engineers came up
+from the underworld and all--not only the passenger--looked towards a
+motor launch which now appeared making swiftly towards us. She was tied
+up a moment later with ropes at the foot of the gangway, and an Englishman
+emerging from her small beautifully polished saloon, asked in supercilious
+fashion for the captain. "Come aboard." "No, I can't," Hosea stalked
+forth with successful dignity, as if unaware that anyone should be
+calling; then, going back for the ship's papers, boarded the launch, and
+we heard that we were going on to Buenos Aires. The papers were quickly
+seen and restored; letters--general gloom!--were absent, probably with
+some other agents; and the launch and the young man in his beautiful
+suit, raiment for a diplomat, departed.
+
+We stayed here at anchor through the afternoon; telescopes sprang up on
+all sides, even if to unacquainted, non-cubist eyes the view was rather
+interesting than pleasing. Every half-hour or so, some tramp would leave
+the harbour. Curiosity in their case was small. Every half-hour, launches
+puffed along to take back their pilots. The purlieus of Monte Video with
+their apparent but distant gaiety, even, were soon disregarded.
+
+Bicker and Meacock exchanged humorous history by the engine bunkers,
+in holiday mood. The steward, who had lost little time in putting out
+a fishline, leaned over the rail in meditation, not knowing that his
+misanthropic look was being almost to a line caught by Bicker behind him.
+Bicker also illustrated in dumb show the action of heaving the poor old
+man overboard. And, meanwhile, it was hot: no doubt of that! Presently the
+doleful patience of the steward was rewarded with a foolish-looking
+fish perhaps three pounds in weight, which was soon cut into sectors
+and salted.
+
+When towards seven in the evening the anchor was got up and the ship
+began to move up the River Plate to Buenos Aires, the scene was one to be
+remembered. Astern lay Monte Video with its lines of lights, and from
+its hill one great light glowed out momently; ahead lay the buoys of the
+channel, flashing first red and then white in reassuring alternation
+along our course; and the moon overhead, pale with a stratum of thin
+cloud, or lost at times behind echelons of stormier vapours, gave light
+enough to hint at the look of the shores. At first the captain, the mate
+and the anchor appeared the three forces acting on the ship, the anchor
+especially, which was loath to come aboard. At last it came, and the
+_Bonadventure_ went steadily up the river to the pipe of a rising wind.
+
+Hosea, well satisfied, sat down in his room with his "purser" to theorize
+in our wonted way. The beauty of the commonplace, it was; then we were
+considering the simplicity of seafaring men. They must be simple, he
+said, to have done what they had done, including Columbus. Seafaring
+in sailing ships, he described in the powerful phrase "fighting against
+your God"; a phrase which I suppose the early mariners in their piety
+might have applied to steamers.
+
+ Those trim skiffs unknown of yore--
+
+I condense Coleridge--
+
+ That fear no spite of wind or tide!
+
+Phillips joined us. "We're discussing nautical history, chief." Being
+assured that this really was so, Phillips said he was uncertain about the
+true story of the _Golden Hind's_ boatswain, but he felt certain about our
+not reaching Buenos Aires in the morning. If he were not a moral man,
+he would "bet you, sir, two pence on the point."
+
+The pilot, a tan-brown moustached little man, came in--not for his
+black straw hat, but for his oilskins and goloshes. "That's right," said
+Phillips with malevolent sympathy, "that's right, pilot, always keep
+your feet thoroughly dry." The pilot had at least the excuse that it
+was drizzling outside.
+
+It blew hard and harder all night; and the next morning, Sunday, one
+thought of the collapse of an English October. About half-past seven we
+dropped anchor in the "roads" outside our promised port; on all sides
+bleakly lapping and passing the pea-soup waters of the River Plate. Father
+Prout's whimsical haunting old lines pervaded my mind as I stared and
+warmed myself with pacing up and down:
+
+ With deep affection and recollection
+ I often think of the Shandon bells,
+ Whose sounds so wild would, in days of childhood,
+ Fling round my cradle their magic spells.
+ On this I ponder, where'er I wander,
+ And thus grow fonder, sweet Cork, of thee,
+ With thy bells of Shandon,
+ That sound so grand on
+ The pleasant waters of the River Lee.
+
+Not far from his old loves, how did some of us once for a brief stay,
+with those whirlpools in Flanders still roaring more hungrily in our
+destiny, hear other bells ring in enchanting coolness over the gliding
+boat, borne on the bosom of wooded Blackwater!
+
+But these bleak and turbid waters turned the ringing song to parody, nor
+did the _Bonadventure's_ bell, a war product, sound particularly grand
+upon them as those past bells on their importal streams. The outlook and
+the chilliness made breakfast unusually welcome. The pilot came in, but
+having no English to speak of (or with) he could not tell us his real
+views on the weather and such important matters. The chief loudly--for
+more clarity--pressed him with such questions as "When does your next
+STRIKE begin?" but he smiled and ate on.
+
+About dinner-time a fine white launch came out to us; and a number of
+authorities, including some doctors, came aboard. The ship's company
+assembled aft like an awkward squad, and the doctors came along the
+line feeling pulses; a task which they did genially and without strain.
+That done, and no one being set aside for a further examination, all
+dispersed. The authorities (a generous allowance of them) proceeded to
+Hosea's quarters, no doubt to wind up the morning's work in comfort. I
+listened meanwhile to Mead, who leaning over above their launch, amused
+himself with making noisy and scandalous observations upon its crew,
+their careers and their faces. Why this fury? I really believe it was
+his way of expressing fraternity.
+
+So there was nothing to do but wait for our new pilot on Monday morning:
+to play cards with a pack whose age had given each card characteristic
+markings besides those upon its face; to "yarn." At tea, Bicker was in
+his most assiduous narrative mood. "We were in the West Indies in a boat
+bringing the bumboat woman aboard--well, she started to climb up the
+rope ladder and this fellow thought he'd lay his hand on her ankle. So he
+made a move to do so. Just then" (his broad grin grew almost incredibly
+broad), "the boat gave a roll, and as he had one foot on the gunwale, and
+one on the rope ladder he fell into the water. Well, he went down past
+rows and rows of plates, and we looked out for him to come up.--First a
+hat, his black hat, came up. And then, a newspaper came up"--[_Chief_
+(_ignored_) "To say he wasn't coming up?"]--and then, _he_ came up. Stern
+first. We dragged him on deck, and there he was all spluttering, and
+then he said as solemn as a judge:
+
+ 'That's the fruits of Blacklegging.'"
+
+This closed the proceedings.
+
+Under the sunset the river's dingy current began to take on a strange
+glory, and changed into a tawny golden wilderness moving down to sea. Then
+presently it was full moon and pale splendours. A great quiet prevailed;
+but led by the moon, like the tide and the poets, Mead and myself paced
+the decks for hours recalling the local colour of war apart from fighting.
+
+
+
+
+XIV
+
+
+A most placid morning. The sky ahead was silvered with the smoke of unseen
+Buenos Aires, the water so gleaming that the flat coast lined with trees,
+to starboard, appeared to be midway suspended between one mother-of-pearl
+heaven and another. The new pilot arrived in this early tranquillity,
+and the ship resumed her way up the channel marked out by buoys of several
+shapes.
+
+The sun increased in power all too fast. I stood on the bridge to hear the
+pilot and the mates giving their directions: we came to a couple of
+tugs told off to escort the _Bonadventure_ in. Ropes leapt aboard us,
+tossed up in the adroitest way and caught as cleverly by our sailors; the
+bigger cables were attached to them, drawn aboard the tugs and made fast;
+and so we went on with tugboats fore and aft. The peculiar beauty of the
+morning mist over Buenos Aires soon began to thin away and disclose
+great buildings. And now we were almost at our journey's end; and in
+hurrying ease, drew past fishing boats and small sailing craft into
+the harbour mouth. On our port side, on a sort of palisade running out
+into the estuary, a host of sea-eagles perched yelping, their lean black
+bodies sharply designed in the white light. Their motto I took to be:
+Multitude and solitude. Beyond their grand stand appeared a green grove
+of downward foliage, the gaudy precinct of what, I was informed by the
+wireless operator, who began to act the guide-book, was a destructor for
+the frozen meat industry. He went on to specify the number of animals
+daily converted and to give other details which interested him, as an
+ex-wielder of the pole-axe; but my attention was distracted by the ships
+swinging into an approach crowded with dredgers and their ugly barges
+swilling mud, with motor-boats and lighters and as it looked to me
+every sort of medium for water traffic, bright and drab, proud and
+lowly in a confusion.
+
+The waterway divides. To our left, a channel lies under giant steel
+bridges. Our course is not there: we are piloted towards a dock for
+passenger and cargo ships, and entering it in a hot glare, and colouring
+that almost sears, of sky and water and paint, we make our berth,
+wallowing once over the water's breadth to the anger of lesser navigators,
+who go by in their boats bawling at the bridge in general. The handsome
+passenger boats with their great paddle-wheels and their red awnings lie
+opposite our plebeian resting-place: beside a grimy wharf, where small
+cranes and coal carts seem to multiply.
+
+Of an expectant company there on Wilson's Wharf, the chief feature was
+by immediate common consent recognized in an old lady in a heliotrope
+dress, tightly girdled--and she was of mountainous shape. The demure inch
+of petticoat revealed below the hem of her well-hitched skirt was not
+overlooked. Beside this beldame, a long thin youth, a very reed straw by
+comparison, puffed at a cherry cigarette-holder, vacantly but fixedly
+eyed the ship and seemed to await her instructions. A laundry cart, with
+an insufficient animal in the shafts, stood behind them and showed what
+they too stood for, emblems peculiar.
+
+Scarcely had the _Bonadventure_ come to rest before a swarm of anxious
+sallow ruffians were aboard for the "ship's orders." The rooms of Hosea
+himself were not free from their invasion; not free that is, for a
+moment. Their intruding faces caused him to roar in the most frightful
+fashion; at which, hesitating as if before an injustice, they got out,
+but still hung about the gangways. When, presently, he went ashore to pay
+his official respects to the ship's agents, we saw a trail of these
+indefatigables close on his heels, and on his return he said that four of
+them had followed him all the way. I now perceived quite plainly why,
+when I a stranger appeared aboard the _Bonadventure_ at Barry Dock and
+desired to find the captain, there was no eager answer to my query.
+Tailors, bootmakers (one with a motor-tyre or a piece of one over his
+shoulder), engineers and I don't know who else formed the polysyllabic
+cordon.
+
+Meanwhile, the _Bonadventure_ was hauled in close to the edge of the
+quay, and a gang of dock hands came on deck bearing ropes and pulley
+blocks. The ship's derricks having been lifted, these made the first
+preparations for discharging the cargo. The hatches were laid open, and
+the planks covering them pitched aside much as though they were so many
+walking-sticks. I was not the only one deluded by this despatch into
+thinking our discharge likely to be over in a few days.
+
+Buenos Aires; a tremendous town, a "southern Paris," a New-World epitome.
+So much, so little I knew of it. It lay here, its heart not a half-hour's
+walk from our mooring. But the vastness of the rumoured hive, the heat,
+I daresay indolence too, prevented me from taking this first opportunity
+for walking into the strange streets. It was excessively hot, and that
+settled the matter. There was plenty to watch on the river and alongside:
+it would have been odd, if it had not proved so. So, swollen somewhat
+with the feeling that I was now a considerable seafarer, and not
+unpleased to be mistaken for one by the miscellaneous visitors who had
+by this examined the decks and accommodation--all doors locked--somewhat
+fruitlessly, but still loitered, I stayed idle.
+
+Trenches will recur to their old inhabitants. The small coal in the yards
+here stood walled in with a breastwork of sandbags, built with tolerable
+skill upon the old familiar pattern of headers and stretchers and as I
+happened to be remarking upon this fact to the wireless man, interrupting
+his propaganda about a strike in which he personally would resist to
+the last, a little launch chanced past with the name _Ypres_ on her bows.
+
+She was but one of an endless to and fro of small craft. The tall and airy
+passenger boats, at intervals, came by in brilliance. When there was a
+pause in this coming and going, and nothing more happening on the water
+than the snapping of the small yellow catfish at bread floating below the
+ship, I still felt a quiet and languid gratitude for the novelty of being
+where I was.
+
+That gratitude was to be tempered soon. The plague of the mosquitoes of
+the docks had been painted dark enough for me during the days of approach;
+and when I got to bed, the threatened invasion had begun. Determining
+not to consider the question at all, I read deep in my pocket copy of
+Young's _Night Thoughts on Life, Death and Immortality_, as in worse
+quarters many a time, and duly went to sleep like a philosopher.
+
+
+
+
+XV
+
+
+Could this be Saint Valentine's Day? Here in a dreary looking dock with a
+surplus of sun but a seeming lack of oxygen, and only a sort of amphibious
+race as company? Newspapers were at any rate valentine enough. They
+were read with real care, football results being perhaps the consolation
+most sought.
+
+Hosea showed me the way into the town. We turned out over the docks, out
+at last from a kingdom of coal-dust, over a swing bridge; took a tram,
+and were soon at the shipping agents' offices. He spent some time in
+earnest conference here, and the visit ended with a visit to other agents'
+offices, and that again with an adjournment with a serene member of the
+staff to a bar. In this excellent place, my ignorance of a kind of
+drink, saffron in colour and with a piece of pineapple submerged, was
+soon dispelled. The collection of olives, biscuits, monkey-nuts and
+flakes of fried potato which the waiter brought with the drinks was to
+me unexpected. We went, with our good-natured guide, to lunch in a huge
+hotel. Gaining the top of the building by the lift, we sat at a table
+near the windows of a luxurious room filled with luxurious people, and
+had the pleasure of looking as we ate over the less celestial roofs of
+the town to the calm flood of the River Plate beyond. Distance lent
+enchantment to this view also. The conditions were good for eating, our
+friend's romantic tales apart.
+
+We departed from this commendable place, and, there being still
+engagements for Hosea with the shipping agents, we went there. Emerging,
+he had to go to the British Consulate. We hired a taxi. The traffic of
+Buenos Aires, or practice and precept differ, was free from irksome
+restrictions of speed; and we were whirled over the cobblestones and
+tramlines and round trams, horsemen, wagons, rival cars and everything
+else in a breath-taking rush. "I get in these things," said Hosea,
+"saying to myself, If I don't come out of this alive, then I shan't."
+We got out alive. The Consul's workshop (it was perhaps known by a
+more dignified name) was in a scrubby street; and the young man in
+charge had my sympathy. However, it was not my fault that he was being
+slowly roasted.
+
+That call left Hosea at liberty to explore the town. We walked on and
+on, looking at the shops, and be it acknowledged at the beauties who went
+by, until we arrived at the small park over which the Museum rises to that
+southern sun, ornate and massy. Here we entered to spend the afternoon
+among a few visitors and as many official incumbents. We entered solemnly
+resolved to find a Palace of Art--Hosea putting away from him all his
+connection with ships and the worries of that next necessity, the "charter
+party."
+
+Plaster casts and original statuary were plentiful in the Museum. The eye
+of the weary mariners rested none too long upon these. The multitude of
+paintings, however, were considered gently and methodically: Hosea would
+stand before the weakest trying to comprehend the artist's intention,
+and to claim something in his daub as a virtue. Sometimes he would put
+on his eyeglass to survey the subject. To me, there seemed no such
+quality here--I speak as a scribe, without authority--as there was
+quantity.
+
+There have been many energetic and accomplished administerings of paint,
+but to what purpose? The eternal allegory, demanding one nude figure or
+more, and justifying by the general level Hosea's praise of a well-known
+picture called "September Morning," or sweetened description of evening,
+with its cows coming home under its warped moon, its ploughman in a vague
+acre, and the rest. Was this the southern genius?
+
+One or two modern pictures here revealed a strength and idiosyncrasy
+beyond almost all the rest. A portrait of six youths, drawn with fierce
+intensity of colour and of line, expressing distinctions of character
+in subtle vital sharpness, long detained me. Another untypical picture,
+as recent as the last, was based upon a rustic festival or ritual with
+which I of course was unacquainted; but the epic lives of peasant men and
+women in their long combat with the stern giver of grain were legible in
+the strange georgic faces and the mysterious melancholy glory of their
+assembly.
+
+ --Seemed listening to the earth,
+ Their ancient mother, for some comfort yet.
+
+Among the many harmless little pieces representing vases of flowers,
+woodland melody, and other conventions, I caught sight of a portrait of a
+young girl ("My lady at her casement" type) drawn with mild ability.
+The signature, very large and clear, was
+
+ CH. CHAPLIN.
+
+On referring to the minute brass plate beneath so innocent a vanity, we
+learned that Charles Chaplin, 1825-1891, was a painter of the "French
+School." Pictures must run in the family.
+
+The first afternoon, Hosea and myself could find no specimen of an
+English artist among the multitude: but returning another day to make
+certain (and once again we had the gallery more or less to ourselves)
+we found a small and typical study by Wilkie, and a portrait by Sir
+Thomas Lawrence. Before this last, a work of the loftiest morality--in
+its subject I mean--and of a colouring delicately fine, Hosea stood in
+enthusiasm. "I'm not sure," he said, and once again drew an impression
+before proceeding, "that that isn't the finest thing we've seen." The
+spectacle of King Arthur in his bronze near the exit, in his bronze
+but somehow devoid of his grandeur, ended our artistic adventures.
+The business of criticism, no doubt, is to keep cool: but this we had
+scarcely been able to do. I should have given up early, but for the
+determination of Hosea; and even he began to feel the scorching heat above
+the æsthetic calm.
+
+The ship's football was brought out in the evening, and on a patch of
+waste ground alongside, flanked by thickets of rank weed, and ankle-deep
+in sand and coal-dust, we enjoyed ourselves most strenuously. There
+were one or two real drawbacks. A vigorous and unwary kick was apt to
+send the ball into the river, and to recover it meant clambering up
+and down the slanting wall of the wharf, which was coated with black
+grease, fishing with a pole, anxiously watching the currents, and quickly
+becoming as black and greasy as the masonry. And on the other hand, there
+was here a depôt of large drain-pipes, which might equally receive the
+erratic ball; then arose the questions: Whereabouts in the pipes had
+it bounced? Would the drain-pipe on which you were standing really roll
+from under you and bring down a dozen others? Meanwhile the watchman of
+the depôt would be there uttering untranslated dissatisfaction with
+the whole affair.
+
+We had not been in the South Basin many minutes when the chaplain of The
+Missions to Seamen was among us with his witty stories and, I believe,
+his put-and-take teetotum. At any rate, the latter became as well
+recognized a part of his equipment as his quips. At his invitation, I
+went several times to the Mission, which was quite the rendezvous for
+the crews of British ships in the port. Its concert room, its billiard
+room and other comfortable places were generally very lively, the two
+chaplains apparently possessing an inexhaustible reserve of cheerfulness.
+English ladies too came there to brighten the evenings, to sing and
+join in at cards and conversation; their generosity, I believe, furnished
+the other refreshments of these evenings.
+
+Next door to the Mission, a dingy annexe to a sort of grocery, labelled
+the "British Bar," was not neglected. Talk and beer and smoke prevailed
+here until midnight and afterwards: indeed, I had scarcely sat down
+before a vast mate from some other ship had challenged me to name a better
+Test Match captain than Mr. Fender. Other patrons of the Oval soon took
+up the cry, but I resisted for the rest of the session.
+
+The discharge of coal began, a monotonous process however considered;
+down in the hold one saw through the busy dust a small but growing
+mine-crater done in coal, at the foot of which were lying, stooping,
+chattering, the nearly naked figures of the labourers. Negroes they
+looked down there, but were white unofficially. They shovelled now from
+this side, now from that into a great iron bucket: above, at a sign, the
+man with his lever set the winch working and the derrick hoisted the
+bucket up and over, then down into the lighter that lay alongside. And
+so with intervals through the day. Then at night, the dock's aboriginal
+mosquitoes came forth; as the mate said, like a German band, all the most
+agonizing shades of musical audacity emanating from them. They drove not
+only me but old hands out on deck at night, where a chilly autumn wind
+was blowing, which drove us indoors again. But as the light grew, our
+tormentors lessened. The sun ariseth, and they get them away together,
+and lay them down in their dens.
+
+To avoid these visitors as much as possible, I refrained from exploring
+the town over tiringly during the day, and went off with Mead in his
+shore suit after the evening's football on the dust-patch: and stayed as
+late as meanderings in the town could make it. We certainly departed from
+the usual haunts of sailors the first night; went on and on, until even
+the adventurous Mead had to say: "This is rather a depraved kind of
+street." And more, there was something in the air--some way off, we
+heard the interrupted fire of (what roused imagination converted into)
+a machine gun. The slatternly folk sitting, with white gleams of face
+or dress in the shadows, by their doors; the herds of unaccustomed
+faces in the large threadbare bars; the many groups of folk standing
+expectantly about the street, and our own alien solitude--all gave this
+sensation of disquiet. In a manner enjoying it, we proceeded, past an
+orator roaring out in fine fury to a small but intent crowd, and presently
+found ourselves in a large square with its many lamps, its glossy cars
+stealing swiftly by or waiting on the rank, its fountains playing like
+mists among deep green of trees.
+
+Magnificent, and nearly empty, was the café into which we went; brilliant
+its interior; attached to the gilded columns, how eloquent of drinking as
+a fine art, its scoreboards announcing the many specialities! We stayed
+until midnight. Then, having roughly found out our way home, we set
+out for the docks, and, pausing to divine the sense of a poster giving
+details of a "Radical" demonstration for the next day, saw the police
+come hurrying up to a gathering of people round the next bar door.
+One of the police as he passed us at speed caught his toe against a
+stone and with his sword and fine feathers came down flat on the pavement.
+The gathering at the bar door were so absorbed in their topic that no one
+looked, much less laughed at his loud discomfiture.
+
+Sometimes I found an occasion to leave the _Bonadventure_ in her noisy
+dishabille, during the day. There was one walk with the wireless
+operator to a smaller tramp in a distant dock, aboard which somewhat
+shapelier ship than the _Bonadventure_ he had an acquaintance. Walking
+over the irregular cobbles and among the railway lines of the wharves in
+the heat was a sufficient exercise. We left our ship carpeted with
+coal-dust; passed cattle pounds, grain elevators glaring white, and on
+the opposite side steamers in process of being loaded or discharged;
+went along a rail track where the grains which had lain longest had
+sprung up in unavailing green, and under chutes where sacks of corn were
+sliding down to the holds of ships. The mate of the _Primrose_ whom we
+had come to see was thoroughly happy, and resembled almost to a hair my
+sergeant observer of years before. Putting on a record--his gramophone
+was actually in order--and offering cigars, he produced an extraordinary
+picture of his ship, in needlework. The ancient art of the sampler had
+passed to him. He seemed, I noticed, _of_ his ship: its mahogany-lined
+saloon and more domestic style were congenial with his paterfamilias air
+and "Not to-day, thank you" mildness to various business callers. The
+wireless operator, also, seemed to be less interested in the regulations
+of his calling and more in photographs of ships and sailors. With these
+kind spirits in my mind, I was somewhat preoccupied as we walked back
+the way we came among the pigeons and the dock labourers stretched out
+under every railway truck and crane for their siesta.
+
+Then there were one or two more rounds of the town with Hosea, chiefly
+in the busiest neighbourhood. I began to know the tall statue of Columbus
+as a landmark. All the morning, perhaps, Hosea would be going from one
+office to another, seeking to define the ship's future and to hasten
+her discharge, while I kicked my heels in entrances under the suspicious
+eyes of the janitors. Kindness was readier in the frowsy offices of the
+ship's chandlers; whence the delectably dressed youth the firm's son
+soon led the way to a table and vermouth in the Avenida de Mayo. We went
+again, with a new companion, to the Florida restaurant for our lunch:
+but the new companion and myself having been contemporary in the Ypres
+salient, our excessive reminiscences began to pall upon the long-suffering
+Hosea. One day Hosea entrusted to me, for transport to the ship, the
+sailors' wages in notes, and the letters. He was staying ashore, and
+did not fancy the prospect of carrying so much money about with him.
+Neither did I; but it is hard to say whether the responsibility for the
+pay overshadowed that for the letters. I was pleased to climb aboard the
+_Bonadventure_ with both, after passing through the knock-off rush from
+the docks. But I seemed to be blamed for not bringing letters for every
+one; such is the lot of the volunteer.
+
+
+
+
+XVI
+
+
+There was a feeling (based on observation) aboard the _Bonadventure_ that
+the discharge of the ship was not being carried out with all possible
+speed, owing to the prevailing mysterious influences of the offices in the
+town. Delays were many. This augury of a long sojourn in our present
+berth depressed many of us: I had already observed, or judged, that
+whatever the earlier mariners may have thought of seafaring, the modern
+sailor's idea in sailing is to get back home as early as possible. We
+soon heard that four days of public holiday, the Carnival, would be
+added to our term. It was evident that one must make the best of it, and
+be thankful on those days when some actual progress was made.
+
+Mosquitoes, as I have said, were a great subject here. We had
+opportunities to study them. With _Macbeth_ in hand as a convenient
+weapon., I nightly reduced the horde, but these
+
+ Stubborn spearsmen still made good
+ The dark impenetrable wood.
+
+The heat grew sickly sometimes at night, and the cabins were black with
+flies and mosquitoes alike. To sleep there was to be slowly suffocated,
+let alone the folly of sleeping among man-eaters. An outdoor faith was
+forced upon me, and yet the deck was no real enclosure from the enemy:
+the faith would end at four or so in the morning, a time of day to which
+I was becoming as accustomed as of old, and when the riverside gave off a
+smell which I remembered noticing in the trench regions east of Béthune.
+Then, still hopeful, I would face my cabin and soon after swathing
+myself in the brief sheets of the bunk would be asleep. That interim
+unrecognized, here I was awake again in a world where chisels chip paint
+and steam-driven machines tip tons of coal. The great buckets were now
+being strung over to railway vans, which were shunted duly by a small
+engine. Winches clattered and wrenched, the clanking engine bustled
+almost ludicrously up and down the wharf, and all seemed in a great
+hurry, but the hurry was only on the surface. The yellow river, the
+coal-dust, the glaring sun, the dockside streets and warehouses and of
+course the eternal mosquito began to play upon me. My body was in pain
+from the innumerable bites and want of rest, and generally I was in as
+low spirits as I could be.
+
+The ship was daily haunted by newsboys, fruit-sellers, and others. The
+news was difficult to discover from the queer columns of short cabled
+messages, and yet we never sent the newsboy away unless, perhaps, our
+only means was in English coppers. Sixpences he (not unwisely) was willing
+to take. The fruit-sellers gave better value for sixpence, even though
+their open panniers seemed always liable to the predatory paws of the
+water police. The shoemaker with his motor tyre put pieces of it upon
+my shoes, grunting out a satisfaction with the job which I hardly shared.
+A thin gentleman with furs, puzzle boxes, and other cheap-jack gear was
+not much called upon though called at.
+
+Two Englishmen came also, sellers of furs; one, of my own Division in
+France. They were very warm in their praise of Buenos Aires, and besides
+bringing good furs with them they brought good spirits.
+
+Football flourished. In red-hot sunlight, we met the team of another ship.
+Grim determination was in the game and its afterthoughts; and by a happy
+accident my foot scored the first goal of our victory. It was counted
+unto me for righteousness. The form of address "Passenger" acquired a
+respectful significance. There was immediately arranged a return match. But
+
+ Antres et vous fontaines!
+
+The hart desireth the waterbrooks; and so did we. Again, on such a
+summer afternoon, we went at it, upon the field we had hired for the
+ordeal. This time we lost, but still the blood of the team was up; the
+_Bonadventure's_ fair name was in jeopardy. Again there was immediately
+arranged a return match for the following evening. We lost, and it was
+hotter still. This nevertheless cooled the ardour of the footballers,
+and did not finally ruin the reputation of S.S. _Bonadventure_.
+
+The evening form of this game continued upon the original ground, but my
+connection, like Mead's, soon declined. The main cause was that the ball,
+or Ball--its importance aboard requires the capital letter--flew off one
+evening as usual into the dock, but there by some conspiracy of wind
+and current sailed along at a merry rate until it was carried under the
+framework of piers upon which the coal wharf was built--a noisome place,
+a labyrinth of woodwork. If it stayed here, it was generally out of
+sight and beyond reach; if it was swirled out, it would go on out, into
+the middle stream, and doubtless into the Atlantic. We groped along the
+filthy piles of the tunnel, and the darkness was imminent; when the
+ball suddenly appeared, decidedly going out into the middle stream. At
+this crisis, Mead with a war-cry plumped into the evil-looking water and
+brought off a notable rescue.
+
+Cricket would have seemed the more seasonable sport. Twice Mead and
+myself joined the Mission XI for grand matches in the suburbs, and said
+to ourselves, "In the midst of football we are in cricket"; but twice
+we met with disappointment, the rain choosing the wrong days altogether.
+
+I had naturally observed silence over my journalistic life of the remote
+past, but one evening at the British Bar I was asked, was it not true
+that I was a relation of Kipling? and at the Mission "your book" was
+several times alluded to. It was, I think, taken for granted that being
+a penman I should be _writing up_ my adventures, as though I were on
+a voyage to Betelgueux or Sirius. I was asked to recite some of my poems,
+also, by a lady, but I was churl enough to ask her pardon on that score.
+She evidently felt this the basest ingratitude. "Why? Why not give us a
+recitation? I'm sure you can." I tried to explain that my attempts were
+frequently, almost invariably, of a meditative cast of mind, not suitable
+for the platform. At this she sniffed and I felt that my explanation was
+disgraceful in the highest degree.
+
+Entertainment was not lacking there at the Mission. It was a hearty
+place. One evening Tich, the pride of the _Bonadventure_, who in his
+uniform cut a most splendid figure, went into the ring and laid about
+him magnificently. Or there might be a concert, local talent obliging. A
+passenger ship's varieties drew a large attendance both from the ships
+and the shore; there was much funny man, much jazz band, much conjuring,
+much sentimental singing--in fact plenty of everything which is expected
+at popular concerts, and every one departed with reflected pride. Mead
+and myself, however, quarrelled over the amount which I subscribed to
+the whip-round. It was that or nothing--I had but one coin; and its
+removal robbed us of our wonted refreshment. We walked somewhat moodily
+down the road to the docks, unsoothed by their thick coarse greenery,
+which the night filled with the incessant buzzing of crickets and a
+loud piping whistle perhaps from a sort of cricket also, while here
+and there a fire-fly went along with his glow-worm light.
+
+We tried the cinematograph's recreations, once or twice. How strong is
+habit! We could not settle down to these performances of single films;
+nor to the box-like halls. A cowboy film of eight acts comes back to my
+recollection from those evenings. It was full of miracles. The operator
+believed, like the hero, in lightning speed. The hero on horseback was
+far too speedy for the villain who dragged off the heroine into his car
+and did his best to break records. These heroes will one day assume the
+proportions, in the dark world, of the pleiosaurus in natural history.
+
+But we had our reward. In a more expensive theatre, we found _The Kid_.
+We had come out to see a much trumpeted film of a bullfight--Mead for
+one set of reasons, I for another; but it was of yesterday, and we had
+no difficulty in consoling ourselves. One Chaplin, we acknowledged, was
+better than many toreadors.
+
+And then, we had a glimpse of the Carnival. In our wonted quarter of
+the town, that where the seafaring man mostly rested, it took the form
+of some processions of hobbledehoys and urchins, beating as their kind
+do on drums and things like drums. The next evening we took the same
+dreary cobblestone walk as usual, but did not limit ourselves to that.
+We took a tram, indeed, to more fashionable haunts and at last came into
+the great Avenida and all its garish illuminations; its paper ribbons
+were as multi-coloured as the lights, and, flung from the upper storeys of
+the hotels, in some places they were thick enough to form a fantastic
+and absurd cascade. Here the Carnival was in mid sprout. We got what we
+came for--a diversion.
+
+The pavements, broader here than in the generality of the streets we
+knew, were chock-a-block with folks, the cafés overflowing, the towering
+hotels gleaming with bright dresses on every balcony, and all this was
+the accompaniment of the gorgeous procession that moved slowly along the
+highway. Its vehicles of every kind, but their kind hidden from passing
+observation by their curtains and festoons of flowers, trooped along
+in the unreal glare. Here, ladies of most aristocratic air came by,
+with the blackest of masks above the whitest of countenances; there was
+a girl in the dress of a bull-fighter, driving her own light carriage;
+next, a set of laughing "gipsies" apparently advertising a brand of
+cigarettes; then, a collection of men with Cyrano disguises and attempting
+Cyrano humour to the gods--
+
+ All these and more came flocking.
+
+But the privilege of gazing unrebuked upon the profusion of beauty, upon
+raven hair and great deep-burning eyes, upon the pale cheeks of wintry
+moons, the privilege of hearing the disjointed music of the fu-fu bands
+and the verbal crackers of harlequins of the moment, was not without its
+points of misery. The pavements represented a scrum on the largest
+scale, in the forefront of one battering ram whereof Mead and myself were
+securely wedged in for an hour or two. In this state of things, the usual
+individual turned round to ask Mead "who he was pushing?"--the sense
+of his remarks being obvious though couched in another tongue. Unable to
+move the arms, and scarcely free to flicker the eyelashes, we were
+borne compressedly and gradually on, until at last we were beyond the
+main pleasure-ground; by this time even Mead had had enough of pleasures
+which we had noticed others than Englishmen taking seriously. We took our
+ease in our inn, and reflected.
+
+The newspapers reported that the Carnival was declining year by year.
+Perhaps the reporter, like ourselves, had corns and was caught in the
+scrimmage.
+
+
+
+
+XVII
+
+
+I borrowed a Shakespeare from the second chaplain at the Mission to
+escape from what seemed the dullness of our stay in South Basin, Buenos
+Aires. Mead had taken over my own copy of the Tragedies, and by this time
+had most of _Hamlet_ and _Macbeth_ by heart, so that our conversation
+frequently ran by tags. Of Bicker we saw little. Highly favoured, he would
+depart on most afternoons to the English suburb, where he had friends;
+and it was impossible not to regard him, as he regarded himself, as a man
+of superior rank, who had personal friends in this town. Once or twice in
+the evenings, nevertheless, he came with us to our accustomed table in
+that convenient but inglorious place the British Bar; and while there, he
+did his best to annoy one of the waiters with the oft-repeated slur, "Yah,
+Patagonio," or "You b---- Patagonian Indian," or "Patagonio no bonio."
+The fellow bore it at first with grinning patience; but one evening
+suddenly danced with fury, and rushing out summoned the greasy little
+proprietor, who came in scowling and snarling, took stock of us--and went
+out again. The alleged Patagonian was after this understood to be
+meditating a fearful revenge.
+
+At evening sometimes the autumn sun, going down, a golden ball, behind
+the great buildings, and dimmed with a calm transition in the distance
+of that time of day, removed my mind entirely from these and similar
+matters. An incomplete state of recollection, the more delightful to me
+from the strangeness of my temporary lodging, a presence felt but
+understood, a trouble in the pool whose surface bore the evidence of
+neither windwave's running V nor bubble subtly appearing, took hold
+of me. Unable to remain aware of this confused echo long, without
+endeavouring to resolve it into communicable notes, I would soon find
+myself counting up memories as plainly as the fellow on the other side
+of the water was tallying the brown hides discharged into river barges
+by the paddle-wheeler. It was this verging upon a vision, unknown but
+longed for, and this inevitable falling back to known fact, which
+perhaps depressed me and made the time pass all too slowly here.
+
+The rattle of the cranes, so often interrupted, was all the more welcome;
+the news of progress began to assume a better look; the incidents of
+life in dock, from the angry officiousness of the wharf manager, a crude
+foreigner, to the arrival of passenger boats and the swarm of gay-coloured
+families to and from them, became worth attention again. Food, so
+interesting at sea, lately become a burden, was reinstated; boiled eggs
+for instance were welcomed, after a régime of steaks, by the whole
+saloon. The whole saloon--no; Bicker, the man about town, refused his with
+a criticism, likening them to plasticine. With his put-and-take top,
+the youthful-spirited chaplain came more often, and often expressed
+his regret that we were soon to be away.
+
+Orders were not yet forthcoming. It was feared, and often urged upon
+me with reference to my late troubles, that the _Bonadventure_ would
+be sent up the river to Rosario. I made a great mistake about Rosario
+and other possible destinations up the river, their names suggesting
+ancient Spanish romantic traditions to me: I mentioned my feelings to
+the assembled saloon. All the romance there, it seemed, was hidden
+behind a cloud of patriarchal mosquitoes.
+
+The discharge of coal was at last over and done. The day following, Hosea
+sent for me and told me that the ship would shift at two, and perhaps--for
+all he knew--straight out to sea. I told him I should not be clinging to
+the stones of Buenos Aires at that hour.
+
+But it was not our fate to depart altogether that day. Instead of going
+out into the open water, when at three the pilot and the tugs brought the
+_Bonadventure_ out from her Stygian berth at Wilson's Wharf and down to
+the outer port, we now turned into an arm of the docks called Riachuelo.
+There, between a steel sailing-ship which gave no sign of life and a
+great black mechanical ferry or transporter, and further--there was no
+doubt about this--beside a guano works, we were tied up for a time as
+yet undefined.
+
+The change was, partly on account of the neighbouring industry,
+"uncertain if for bale or balm." I felt that we might even miss the
+lively sight of the passenger boats coming and going, and all their
+gilded press of friends and acquaintances about the landing-places;
+their tiers of bright lamps at night rounding the bend between us and the
+Roads. Perhaps the youths would no longer come by with their ship's
+stores of macaroni, their jars of wine and panniers of onions and other
+vegetables; nor the lighters, with their crews glaring in unwashed and
+unchallenged independence in the whole world's face, and their yellow
+mongrels scampering up and down the decks. The British Bar with the
+Patagonian Indian and the giant but amicable cockroaches would be too far
+away. However, we had the prospect of other monotonous distractions if
+not those. For there were evidence of benefit; green swampy groves, a
+sort of common with ragged horses at feed, and farther off the irregular
+line of a landscape not unlike summer's horizon, gave the eye a
+pleasant change. Football would now be possible on grass and not a
+dust-heap. Sailor-town was on the opposite bank--a miscellany of ship's
+chandlers' offices, gin palaces, untidy trams, and nondescript premises.
+
+The gangway was lowered, the donkeyman was seen at once going ashore with
+his mandoline, and we ourselves of the football persuasion followed with
+the Football. We returned in time to see the steward's patience nominally
+rewarded with a small yellow catfish, who showed the greatest wrath at
+the trick which had been played on him, stiffening his poisonous fin and
+actually barking.
+
+The next morning, despite the odour of the guano, was a better one than
+those in South Basin. For all its mud, the river looked cheerful; its
+many small craft, as yellow as vermilion or as green as paint could make
+them, lying quiet or passing by, caught the early sun. Even the dredgers'
+barges, with their hue of Thiepval in November, showed the agreeable
+activities of a new day, and breakfast.
+
+But we were not to be long in Riachuelo. About midday it became known
+that the _Bonadventure_ was to leave before evening for Bahia Blanca,
+a three days' journey to the south. The further orders, what cargo was
+to be received, and where it was to be delivered, were as yet withheld.
+Phillips, the chief engineer, was disappointed at this departure--his son
+would have been able to meet him in town within a day or two. To leave a
+message for him in charge of the Mission, he proposed that I should go
+with him in the afternoon, and that I was happy to do.
+
+Meanwhile, awaiting dinner, we strolled along the waterside. It was
+sultry and glaring. We passed shipping of all sorts and conditions,
+old junk, discarded masts, boilers eaten through with rust, anchors
+imbedded in the ground, even a torpedo-boat gone to ruin, nameless;
+saw an incredibly old man with his beard done in a knot, whittling away
+at a piece of wood in the sun, tribes of mongrel dogs, and the casual
+population of the tin town which rambled here drowsy and malodorous,
+down to the water's edge. The purple trumpet-like flowers that climbed the
+ragged woodwork seemed not more gay, nevertheless, than the young men
+and women who crowded to and from the transporter between this shipping
+parish and Buenos Aires.
+
+From Buenos Aires itself, what but the hastiest impression could I take
+away with me? Melancholy it was to me to find so little apparent survival
+of the town as it must have been in its first centuries. My last walk
+did not altogether revise my picture of bar-tobacconist-bar-tobacconist;
+of powdered Venuses, over-dressed Adonises; of shops without display,
+receding obscurely; of cinematograph theatres crudely decorated with
+notices of rank buckjumping "dramas"; of innumerable tramways, here, there
+and everywhere; of green sunny courtyards at the end of passages
+between dismal shuttered façades; of trees with drooping foliage before
+flat roofs with flimsy chimneys--mere drain-pipes--at the top of high
+white dead walls; of bonneted policemen with their hands on their
+swords; of boys teasing horses; of whizzing taxis, and dray-horses
+fighting for a start on the inimical cobbles; of pavements suitable for
+tight-rope walkers; of the power of money; of living for the present,
+or the day after to-morrow; of a straw-hat existence. But I must
+admit that my scantiest notions of a town refer in temper to the
+quality of its second-hand bookshops.
+
+So then, the ship being under orders to leave at four, soon after five
+the port authorities held a sort of roll-call amidships, and the pilots
+and the tugs arrived. The port authorities consisted of a young officer
+who looked likely to trip himself up with his beautiful sword, a lanky
+humorist, with sergeant's chevrons, at his heels, and one or two other
+attendants. Soon after these vigilants had gone down the ladder again,
+the _Bonadventure_ began to move, and the bags of guano were a tyranny
+that is overpast. That channel into which I had been pleased to see
+the _Bonadventure_ come I now watched her leave without remorse. The
+dredgers fall behind our course, the fishing-boats, and the perches of
+the sea-eagles. We met a breeze, surprisingly strong, which made even
+these slothful waters choppy. The sun went out in a colder sky, beyond
+the outlines of the great chimneys and transporters; and presently a
+line of dwindling lights, surmounted by one or two more conspicuous,
+stood for Buenos Aires. Meantime the wind blew hard and loud. When
+the first pilot went to make his way home, the tug coming up for him
+was flung against the sides of the ship two or three times, and he was
+obliged to jump from his swaying rope ladder, "judging the time." We
+ran on, with many red and yellow lights flashing around our track. The
+taste of coal-dust, let alone the feel of it as a garment, made me
+wish the wind an early good night.
+
+
+
+
+XVIII
+
+
+There were differences of opinion about the precise distance between
+Buenos Aires and Bahia Blanca, in which it seemed the authority of the
+steward was not accepted. Travelling light, however, the _Bonadventure_
+seemed little concerned about fifty miles either way. A current assisted
+in this turn of speed.
+
+It was enjoyable to be out of sight of land once more, in a morning
+coolness, with seagulls piping in our wake; although they were yellowish
+waters that were rolling by. The second pilot went down to the motor boat
+due to take him home; the blue peter was hauled down when he had gone;
+and we hurried south. A dove came by, alighted; presumably our course
+lay at no great distance from the coast: a sail, a smoke-trail here and
+there dappled the circling scene. The sailors and apprentices set to,
+cleaning the holds in preparation for a cargo of grain--a black job.
+Bucketful after bucketful was flung over the side, the wind playfully
+carrying off the murky clouds. I washed clothes at a safe distance.
+
+It was at this time or near it that an addition to my daily course was
+made. So long as the _Bonadventure_ was at sea, the ship's officers
+received cocoa and sandwiches by way of supper. To this edible privilege I
+could not imagine that I had the slightest claim, nor in fact was I
+anxious to be elected; but when the steward out of his magnanimity
+conferred it upon me I naturally received it with thanks.
+
+The cocoa indeed was not to be lightly considered when ten o'clock
+found me, as it mostly did, with Mead on his night watch. The first night
+after we had left the mouth of the Plate, his mind was full of one matter.
+Before we had been released from Wilson's Wharf, acting on the advice
+of the vendor, he had bought a fifth share in a lottery ticket. With
+this qualification, he began to paint his future in all the colours of
+£1,166--his possible, or as he wished to be assured, his probable,
+harvest. A small schooner, in the enchanted atmosphere of his pipe,
+seemed already to own him master; she would trade for long years of
+prosperity in South Sea islands, where uncultivated fruits and beauties
+abound. While we agreed on the plan, the moon went down; multitudes of
+stars shone out, and meteors at moments ran down the sky. A broad glow
+to starboard revealed the nearness of the coast. Everything was most
+still, except perhaps Mead's spirit. There might be some hitch. But no, he
+felt his luck was in; he was sure, something told him that he carried the
+winning number.
+
+The day's entries in my diary now began thus, or nearly: "Need I say
+it again--One mosquito, etc., but I killed him; then, one mosquito, etc."
+The persistence of these self-satisfied hovering devils was puzzling,
+for the mornings dawned almost bitterly fresh, and the breeze was
+always awake. Its direction had now laid, during the night, a carpet of
+glittering coal-dust along the passage outside the door; and the day
+being Sunday, which should by all precedent be marked by an increased
+radiance in the outward as well as in the inward man, it was impossible
+to keep clean. For the inward man, I once again took refuge in Young's
+_Night Thoughts_, which, despite the disapproval of Mr. Masefield's
+Dauber, I will maintain to give room and verge enough to annotate,
+parody, wilfully miscomprehend, skip, doze, and indulge what trains of
+thought whether ethical, fanciful, or reminiscent.
+
+A gentler air, a bluer sea, a sandy coast in view. There was something
+lyrical about the "dirty ship" as with the buoyancy of her cargoless
+holds she fleeted to the south. Mead, his future resplendent with £1,166
+and its South Sea bubble, seemed to feel this rhythmical impulse. Every
+now and then, in his consultations, he would break forth into singing,
+but seldom more than a fragment at a time; now it was "Farewell and adieu
+to you, bright Spanish Ladies"--a grand old tune--now "Six men dancing
+on the dead man's chest." But most, he gave in honour of his native
+Australia a ballad of a monitory sort with a wild yet sweet refrain.
+It began
+
+ I was born in the city of Sydney,
+ And I was an apprentice bound,
+ And many's the good old time I've had
+ In that dear old Southern town.
+
+The apprentice fell in with a dark lady--indeed "she came tripping right
+into his way." It was an unfortunate encounter. He became her "darling
+flash boy." He could readily put the case against her when, as receiver
+of stolen goods, he had served some years in jail; and then, like the
+author of _George Barnwell_, he addressed apprentices on the subject:
+
+ So all young men take a warning and
+ Beware of that black velvet tie.
+
+But yet, and here was the charm of the ballad, and the token of his
+entanglement by Neæra's hair, ever and anon came the burden
+
+ For her eyes they shone like the diamonds,
+ I thought her a Queen of the land,
+ And the hair that hung over her shoulders was
+ Tied up with a black velvet band.
+
+When Mead later on gave me a copy of this song, which I shall not forget,
+duly set out in "cantos," he was good enough to ornament it with a little
+picture of the black bow as tailpiece.
+
+The heat became very strong, and as the day declined, a great cloud-bank
+rose up out to sea, and the air settled to that stillness in which the
+fall of the ripples from the side sounds most insistent. Dark came
+on, and from two arches or caverns of smouldering twilight under the
+extremities of that mighty cloud the lightnings burst; lightnings in
+whose general wide waft of brightness intense white wreaths suddenly
+lived and withered, branches of fire stretched forth and were gone; while
+in the opposite heaven "like a dying lady," went the horned moon.
+
+Meanwhile the _Bonadventure_ not slacking her unusual speed came to a
+lightship; then (for this was a pilot station) the engines thrashed up
+the water as she manoeuvred for the pilot's most comfortable approach.
+The boatmen came rowing him lustily out to us; our rope ladder was
+lowered--at these moments I was sensible of a sort of proud anxiety on
+the part of all aboard, that such a detail should be carried out with
+all despatch--and up he came. And after him, a rope was asked for, and
+sent down; up came a great stringful of fish, gleaming like the sea
+under the moon; and once more the rope went down, and a collection of
+jars which were at once thought to contain wine was hauled on board.
+Then, from the boat "Finish!" but she did not depart, making fast to the
+_Bonadventure_. She circling about the lightship, at length brought
+her companion within a stone's throw. Then the boat was cut adrift,
+and we went on our way towards a line of buoys whose flashes lit up the
+expanse ahead.
+
+We came now close by the misty lights of a town named Puerto Militar and
+further on those of Ingeniero White, the little port of Bahia Blanca to
+which the _Bonadventure_ was actually bound, began to beckon. About eleven
+the anchors were let go, and the pilot retired to sleep; but I still
+stayed with Mead, regarding dully the dull lights of our surroundings,
+and consuming cocoa, and blessing the exhalation of the continent which
+had first met me at sea some weeks ago. Already fishing, the steward
+leaned over the rail close by; he had often painted the angling at Bahia
+Blanca in enthusiastic colours. However, he seemed to catch nothing.
+
+By this the moon, that had grown almost a giantess as she stooped down
+the horizon, and had reddened like a glowing coal to the last almost, was
+dwindling. The orb became a beacon dying on a hill; then dropped below
+the sky. The lightnings over the quiet sea had almost ceased.
+
+
+
+
+XIX
+
+
+I slept heavily, and when I got up, the _Bonadventure_ had moved into the
+channel towards Ingeniero White, and was lying at anchor outside that
+place. The scenery about us was of pleasing ugliness, worthy of George
+Crabbe's poetical painting. To seaward there lay long stretches of mud,
+or banks of a sort of grass--long layers of brown and green ending at
+the frontier of a blue-grey rainy sky; and the land was low, featureless
+(save for a mountain height in the hazy interior) and dark. Close to
+our mooring was the assemblage of motley huts and tenements, galvanized
+iron roofs, tall chimneys, and more notably the grain elevators, under
+which several other steamers were lying. Above the salt marshes a rainbow
+touched the clouds, and too soon the sun was pouring upon everything
+a dazzling sultry heat.
+
+At breakfast the fish which the pilot had brought aboard as a kindly
+offering during the night were eaten, curried. This mode of serving them
+displeased the Saloon. The steward, affecting to be in a philosophic
+doze in his lair, could not fail to have heard such scathing remarks as
+these:
+
+"The nicest fish I've had down here."
+
+"Yes, spoiled."
+
+"Wasted."
+
+"Why the devil must they go and camouflage it?"
+
+"If it had been high we'd have had it neat."
+
+"Must have curry and rice on Monday morning. Mustn't go outside the
+routine."
+
+"Well, you see, if they started on the wrong note on Monday they wouldn't
+be able to pick up the tune for the rest of the week."
+
+"O, it's easy. Steak, steak, steak."
+
+We hurried our breakfast amid these criticisms, as the port authority was
+expected. Towards nine o'clock, all hands being assembled amidships,
+his launch came to the foot of the gangway. Eight sailors in white uniform
+rowed this launch. He divested himself of his sword, came up, and went
+inside Hosea's quarters to "talk things over"; whereupon, the parade
+broke up. The next event was, we changed our mooring. As we passed to the
+new tether, which was among several tramps as ladylike as ourselves, I
+had my first experience of the groaning, screeching and gasping noise
+which the machinery of a dredger can make, as its buckets come round
+on the endless chain and empty themselves into the barge alongside. I
+wonder these contrivances were not introduced during the Passchendaele
+operations. They would have served two purposes, that of keeping a good
+depth of water for the infantry to swim through; and that of demoralizing
+the enemy.
+
+We remained only a few minutes in this new position. Then we moved into a
+dock, lined with warehouses as they appeared, under whose grey tin roofs
+were stacked bags of grain in large profusion. With much shouting and
+manipulating of ropes, we got in, behind the steamer _Caxambu_; alongside
+a framework of piles. On these, even the less accessible slanting
+timbers, many a ship's name scrawled in black or red paint, and often
+followed by the date of the call, addressed the new-comer's eye. In
+these inscriptions the S's, B's, D's, and 9's, had a tendency to be
+reversed. I thought that the exotic poets and others who deny their
+readers capital letters, apostrophes and so forth might here find another
+inspiration. The medley of names included such as the _Trebarthan_, the
+_King Arthur_, the _Alf_, the _Olive_, the _Bilbao_. And the _Keats_;
+why _Keats_? Apart from this mystery, I could not help contrasting
+many of the names with those of the figure-head days, and like the
+posy of a ring, some of them came into my mind, from my reading, the
+_John and Judith_, _Charming Nancy_, _Love and Unity_, _Lancashire Witch_.
+
+Here, the heat seemed to redouble, and the flies to bite harder
+accordingly. For some time nothing much happened. The Captain, after
+being visited by the doctor, ship's chandler and others, but not such a
+swarm as on our previous berthing, went ashore, leaving Bicker, who
+prided himself upon his mathematical faculty, to wrestle with the
+problems of the Customs manifest. I myself had handed over trench
+stores; this looked a worse job, and there were the familiar dilemmas
+of one thing with different names.
+
+The ship was not here, it soon showed, to take her time. Loading began
+after dinner. A leather band or rather gutter working on rollers was
+lifted out from the wharf over each of several holds, and a spout fixed
+at its extremity; the gang in charge spread sacking under the feeding
+band and directed the spout as they wished. Then the machinery behind
+began to drone, and the grain, like a gliding brook, to travel along
+the leather band; whence, at the overturn, it leapt into the spout which
+directed its descent into the hold, while a sort of idle snowstorm of
+chaff and draff glistened thick in the sunlight. Many heads looked
+over the rails to see this process at first, but there was a sameness
+about it and the heads quickly found other occupation. Presently I went
+to look at the activities behind the scenes, where a gang was taking
+bags of grain from a railway truck and emptying them through a grating
+into another travelling conduit, which duly under the flooring of the
+building bore the wheat to the automatic machines. There, it seemed
+to my inept wish to learn, it was amassed until a certain weight was
+registered, and that point reached the heap was flung forward into
+the feeder which ran up to the spout over our hold. Before the yellow
+current arrived there, it had been sampled at intervals by a boy who
+squatted beside, dipping a horn-shaped can on the end of a stick into
+it, and filling thereby small labelled sacks convenient to him.
+
+The Brazilian steamer ahead of us was receiving the grain in bags, which
+looked oddly like pigs asleep as they were hurried along the endless band.
+On this steamer, the _Caxambu_, real live pigs and sheep were routing
+about over the forecastle. I was told that she was an ex-German. Anyway,
+though in déshabille, she was a handsome ship. Her bell was the most
+resonant; the _Bonadventure's_ was known still more surely for a thin
+tinkler when that gong rang.
+
+For the settlement beyond, it was not conspicuous. The spires of Bahia
+Blanca showed up white some few miles inland; the nearer scene was one of
+tin roofs, of railway coaches and wagons, small muddy decks and mud
+flats. Naturally the steward was fishing. But nothing was biting. He
+stood pensively gazing into heaven, even holding the line listlessly, when
+the third mate having collected a good attendance crept up behind him
+as quiet as a cat and jerked the line with the hungry violence of a
+monster, contriving also to make his retreat out of sight before the aged
+angler had quite decided that he was _not_ going to catch a huge bass.
+This heartless deception was very popular. Something was necessary to
+while away the evening despite its bright array of dewy-lighted clouds,
+which suited the coolness of the air. The grumble of the machinery gave
+place to "Cock Robin" and other classic opportunities for bawling; and
+cards were brought out.
+
+The next day, cold enough for every one, and proving that the English
+climate is not alone in its uncertain habits, went on quietly. The party
+who brought the sacks of grain to the door of the railway truck, the
+man who there at singular speed cut away the string from the mouths of
+the sacks, the lads who swept all loose grain from the truck and its
+neighbourhood--all were working to load us as if their lives depended on
+it. Actually, no doubt, this was the case. The _Bonadventure_ ceased to
+tower aloft out of the water.
+
+Bicker, Mead and the passenger-purser passed the evening in the village.
+We went in and out of shops in a casual manner. There was one whose
+contents were sufficiently varied for the sailors' fancy. On one wall
+hung a large collection of crudely cured pelts, the fur of wild cats,
+foxes, and other animals. From the ceiling hung, unpitied, many canaries
+imprisoned in yellow cages; under the counters were displayed baskets made
+of turtle shells, lined with pink sateen. Cigarettes of all nationalities,
+boot polishes of uncertain price and utility, and in the window a regiment
+of notes and coins advertising the money-changer's department, caught
+my eye. There were even old books. As we were leaving two sailors
+entered bearing a cage wrapped in paper. They accosted the fat and greasy
+shopkeeper abruptly.
+
+"Canary eh? died 'smornin' eh?"
+
+(This "eh?" was the mainstay of our Anglo-Argentine intercourse.)
+
+"Ah, Ah, no give monjay!"
+
+"Yes, mucho plenty monjay."
+
+The question in short was, what about giving us our money back?--but we
+could not stop long enough to see the result. Further along, children's
+sandals were ranged in a window. Mead thought that he would shine in a
+pair like them; but the shopkeeper thought his inquiry for sandals size 9
+a good joke.
+
+At this stage, when Mead emerged, I was very sorry to have to call his
+attention to a board in the window, which in his concentration on the
+sandals he had overlooked. It was a board giving the numbers (announced
+that day) of the winning lottery tickets. None of these numbers coincided
+with that owned by Mead.
+
+The disappointment quite naturally led us to the refreshment room at the
+station and kept us there until the hour of closing. The angry Mead in
+some measure became reconciled to the injustice which he had suffered, and
+we all enjoyed the friendliness of the waiters. These, not being over
+busy, played the fool, except one who behind the bar sat with pen and
+ink and a folio blank-book laboriously copying an English exercise on the
+ancient pattern: Have you seen my glove?--Yes, I have seen your glove,
+&c. One endeavoured to persuade us that he was a Russian, and feigned
+a horrid interest in a news paragraph about Lenin. The other indulged in
+an anti-French speech, with gestures. "La Liberté!" he jeered, at the same
+time grasping vigorously in all directions.
+
+Our nights were disturbed by mosquitoes, not so ferocious as formerly,
+and cats. Aboard, it still seemed cold; but ashore there was little
+breeze, and my walks round the town were warm work. The outskirts of this
+ramshackle place were dreary, but I liked them better than city streets.
+They formed a loose encampment of tin, or plaster, or matchboard, in
+which one would perhaps notice most the open drains, the chickens, goats
+(some of them of most sheepish appearance), cows, pigs, cats, dogs of
+the silly sort, sunflowers, and gentlemen in blue cotton trousers, about
+the thresholds. Grumble as you may at militarism, most army camps
+would have been better favoured in some respects: since here, despite the
+prospects of mud suggested by the dust of the present season, no hut
+seemed to have a raised approach, whether stone causeway or duck-walk.
+I never walked into Bahia Blanca, though not far short of its tall
+spires, but found these habitations a sufficient view; the way back to
+the _Bonadventure_ might be over a moorish level, thickly grown over
+with yellow flowering weed, and all sorts of drouthy "flora of the
+marsh." Marsh, however, it was not, the soil being thoroughly baked and
+cracked. Here were a few birds, that seemed to me the thrushes of the
+place; a few butterflies; beetles, lying dead here and there; lizards
+in greater number. But the fields hereabouts had all a solitary look.
+Often the track was inches deep in dust.
+
+On one of my walks, the wireless operator being with me, we were seen
+going up from the wharf by the ship's carpenter, who, it afterwards
+came out, had tried to attract our attention by shouting. The reason for
+his attempt is interesting. He was, in fact, at that time in "calaboosh,"
+having been haled thither during the night, according to a prophecy of
+Mead's. Looking too long on the wine (three glasses, by his reckoning)
+and the beer (one innocent glass), he had succeeded in arriving abreast
+of the Brazilian next to us. At this point, he had the misfortune to
+lose the way to the _Bonadventure_; and presently for his safety the
+police took him to the cells. Thence, the next afternoon, Chips was
+released, and that without even a fine. The winter wind is not so unkind
+as this cadaverous man's ingratitude to the gendarmes for their kindly
+act. Asked about it, he complained in loud and bitter terms that such
+things should be, and
+
+ with swinish phrase
+ Soiled their addition.
+
+This episode appeared to please the mate, Meacock, in no small degree.
+He recounted other imprisonments; told of black sheep among crews newly
+arrived from Sing Sing and similar haunts, for whose arrest a warrant
+was always handed to the police as soon as the ship arrived in port;
+described the difficulty of getting these incorrigibles from the ship to
+the wharf, the police having no sanction to touch them on the ship; and
+how the Brazilian police got the upper hand of bruisers towering above
+them by lambasting them with the flat of their swords.
+
+Lethargy and grain dust seemed to hang in our air together. The
+exploration of Ingeniero White as an amusement became less liked as
+time went on, and as sometimes the dull sky broke in a drizzle of rain.
+One hatch was filled with wheat; the gang trimmed it quickly; and the
+loading of the other hatches continued apace, so that our going to sea
+again looked close at hand. The sailors and apprentices with pots of
+paint were perched at various points above and beside the ship; and it
+was no great surprise to me when one of the boys, much given to
+recreation, suddenly appeared in a waterlogged state.
+
+The town was not without its Mission to Sailors. It depended upon the
+energies of a very small English community, of course, but they kept up
+a comfortable room, where dancing and singing were entered upon in
+the evenings; the standards of pastime required by Bicker and Mead,
+however, were not reached. It pleased them to drift about; to call at
+the refreshment room of the station and throw dice for drinks, to prowl
+about the town with an independent air. The funds at the disposal of
+this party were dwindling. It was therefore proposed to take to the
+vile syrup known as _caña_ instead of whisky, and an ingenious logic
+was discovered in favour of the plan, apart from the great cheapness of
+the caña. As thus: Even at B.A. (did you but know it) you often had
+turpentine sold you for whisky; in fact, here, if you asked for whisky,
+ten to one that what you received was caña at four times its proper
+price. Better ask for caña straight away. This reasoning in favour of an
+adopted plan could not be answered except by sudden wealth. These
+driftings were mainly spent in wondering what to do next. (The only real
+prospect was, to get back to the ship.) If any decision was made, it was
+a picturesque one. For instance, the town being abed, we went into a
+general stores where there was a light showing the proprietor about to
+close. Somewhat to his surprise, and after the first few moments to his
+discontent, supper was taken, dog biscuits and cream cheese, washed
+down with yellow caña--a more inflammatory distillation even than the
+white. And so home.
+
+
+
+
+XX
+
+
+We did not get away so quickly as had been thought, and as every one
+seemed to wish. Heavy skies came on, giving the slack waters a leaden
+look. The air, though it was not hot, was close; and the fine dust from
+the grain which carpeted all the decks began to sit heavy on the lungs.
+Among the business outstanding remained that of stowing 7,500 bags in
+the bunker hatch--slower work, clearly, than the loading in bulk which had
+until now been the method with the _Bonadventure_. Bicker and Mead, as
+they supervised the trimming of hatches that had been filled, wore a
+melancholy look, nor was the entry at breakfast of two young men from the
+Customs, though pleasant acquaintances, considered a relief. If clouds
+disappeared, and left the day like a furnace, there was every facility
+for doing nothing at all. Even at evening the cabins were filled with
+tepid air and flies: and most of us might be found leaning over the
+rails in silence, watching sunset's orange red colour to the prime and
+die away again in the sky and the water below it, scarcely marked with
+a ripple; and then the moon riding high above our bridge, itself not
+unexalted, not ungraceful by its proximity to the warehouse. In such a
+night comes Mead, and a consultation ends in my approaching Mouldytop
+the steward with respectful petition for ship's biscuits. These soon
+refreshed in my mind Solomon's choosing a dish of herbs and love over a
+stalled ox and hatred.
+
+The time now arrived when I was honourably appointed to a job of work. I
+felt proud indeed when Meacock explained it to me. It was, to keep
+count of the number of bags of grain shipped for the bunker hatch and
+another one aft. The tallyman employed by the merchants kept his record,
+shouting out his "Una, dos, tres" until each tally of bags was complete;
+the ship's representative looked on at the descending bags and made his
+oblique strokes in his book accordingly. This work in effect was not so
+simple as it sounds; sometimes after a pause the bags would be let
+loose suddenly and in quick succession, nor moreover was it possible to
+question the other tallyman at the moments of disagreement, since he
+spoke no English and I no Spanish.
+
+This delivery of some thousands of bags was to be completed in the course
+of a day, but was not. The arrangement of shoots for the bags to travel
+down was as neat as a scenic railway: they slid down one, were deflected
+by a fixed bag at the foot of it to another shoot at right angles to
+it, and so on down to the caverns and the packers. The day's work ended,
+but some thousands of bags remained to be put aboard, and I felt that I
+was growing used to times and seasons nautical, "the ways of a ship," in
+the cook's phrase. When a sergeant-major says, Parade at 8.30, he is
+understood to have ordered a parade for 8.15; but I suspect that at sea,
+should the tramp be expected away this week, next week is the actual
+time of departure.
+
+Newspapers reached the ship from Buenos Aires, one day old, and by that
+time having an antiquarian value of twenty centavos, or fourpence. In
+consequence we generally went without; yet somehow important news, such as
+the result of Cardiff City versus Tottenham Hotspur, was quickly passed
+round. Unimportant, such as the latest development in the Anglo-Irish
+situation, was considered "politics," and its seeker ignored.
+
+The wharves were haunted, it goes without saying, by rats; more publicly,
+by dogs. One grey giant was regarded, especially by the mess-room boy,
+with romantic fondness. His history, if his, was current. He was "a
+Yankee," but had lost his passage in the North American ship to which he
+belonged; and now, it was maintained, he made a complete round of all the
+docks, boarded every ship that came in, and looked into the alleyways
+to try and recognize his own. The dog did, I agree, wear a saddened
+expression. But, discreetly, I did not feel sure about his sentimental
+journey. It was "Mess-room" too who encouraged a cat to prepare for the
+homeward voyage, and I cannot say that he at first appeared likely to
+persuade the animal, which, shut in for the night, like Chips on a
+recent occasion, gave vent to piercing miaows. Parrots and monkeys,
+without which surely no sailor should ever return to his native village,
+were alike scarce.
+
+The subject of my future standing in the village tavern had already been
+discussed when others failed. It now arose again. The saloon's ideas
+of rural England were almost as broad as mine of sea life. They could
+see or affected to see nothing else in agriculture but one large joke;
+and its communities as so many tribes of gaping lads in smocks, with
+churchwardens, clustering about the oldest inhabitant. I had told them
+not once nor twice that no one in my village had any sense of distance,
+or wish to travel, or to hear of travels. But still it was believed
+that on my return I should be received at the inevitable "Green Cow" or
+"Pig and Whistle" with roars of applause, all mouths in the shape of
+O's, all attentions grappled to my lightest word. More probably, I
+hinted, if I were to return and mention as a news item a voyage in a
+tramp to South America, the patronage would preserve a chilling silence,
+as who should say, "We are too old for these youthful frivolities. We are
+not amused"; and would then resume the old buzz of 'sheening and jack
+hares and the riches of the rich'-- But I was not heard.
+
+Lightning, a passion with me, grew bright and furious towards the end of
+our stay, about the fall of darkness; in its blue flare, it was startling
+to see how like a wreck a Swedish motor-ship, which had put in because
+of a fire aboard, lay lonely at some distance from us. Presently the
+rain came down and cooled the air; the night grew quiet then, the far
+thunder dying out, or if there was noise, it was the cricket's cry, and
+the gruff brief conversation of the ship's watchman with his comrade
+on the wharf as he passed by.
+
+Sunday came again, day of washing for Meacock and others; day of eggs and
+bacon for the Saloon's breakfast, and with it special duff and crimson
+sauce for dinner, tinned pineapple and cake for tea. Fortified thus,
+Bicker and Mead and myself go a-fishing on the opposite quay, where some
+Argentines have been catching fine fish. Now it is, to the best of my
+memory, the fact that I have never yet caught one fish on Sunday; and
+so I should have been wiser than to have joined in this excursion. Luck
+stopped dead as soon as we began, and to make things worse, through a
+sleepy reply of Bicker's I imagined the line to be made fast to the jetty,
+and threw out the sinker with special success "far out at sea." That line
+was not made fast. It had belonged to the steward. He, when he heard
+the disaster, stood in a kind of _rigor_, gazing at high heaven as one
+insensible to misfortune.
+
+And now came our last day at Ingeniero White. Not too soon, it seemed;
+the scenery of the port having but little of freshness, and the drama
+of loading again lacking in situations. Mosquitoes here served me well
+by arousing me in the early morning, as I was instructed to take a
+hand at six with tallying the bags of grain. I was there to the moment,
+but my duty proved to be that of standing by, enjoying life. At twelve,
+all hands were mustered amidships and numbered by the port authority,
+and one was missing. At length it was found out who, namely, one Towsle
+the sleepiest of the apprentices, and where--in his bath, dozing unaware
+of the parade outside the door. The pilot came aboard at three, and the
+tug _Lydia_ presented herself to guide the _Bonadventure_ out: there was
+much business with ropes fore and aft, and the ship swinging round was
+free of the wharf about the top of the tide. The warehouses with their
+stacks of bags, slippered blue-trousered handymen, surpliced overseers
+with their sampling hollow bayonets, railway trucks and capstans,
+ubiquitous dogs and all, began to recede. But we had not come more than a
+couple of miles from the elevators, nor out of sight of the refugee-like
+town behind them, when we anchored to await Hosea. At a considerable
+space from the town, all alone, we saw as we waited the big drab square
+building euphemistically known aboard as the "variety show." It was a
+sad sight, and to me in its significance of some people's luck in this
+world, a challenge to my random cheerful philosophy, which I have not yet
+been able entirely to dismiss.
+
+Presently from the land a storm began to foreshadow itself, and suddenly
+there was a burst of wild piping wind, like a spiteful cry, that flung
+sharp rain over us and in scarcely a minute had died down again. Its
+short career sent every one interested scampering to take in the canvas
+awnings, and left a breeze which when the captain arrived in a launch,
+carrying some newspapers, blew them round him like a garment. He was
+wearing a straw hat. He jammed it on with a will and hurried up the
+rope ladder. With his return, we were at sea again, though not yet in
+the open.
+
+The evening was one of strange majesty. One saw clouds amassing in every
+similitude of mountainous immensity and ascent, and wild lights everywhere
+burning among them; but most of all, a tawny lion's colour mantled in a
+great tract of the sky and below shone dim yet in a manner dazzling
+from the darkening water. The heat of the day had been oven-like.
+Lightnings began after a red weeping sunset, sheet lightnings often
+veined with the fiercest forks of white flame, wreaths of golden fire,
+volleys, cataracts, serpents; and these danced about the horizon until
+daybreak, sometimes in silence, sometimes with deep but weary-sounding
+thunderclaps. The light that these wanderers cast was often of an
+intensity scarcely credible. A deluge of rain was always imminent, but
+only towards dawn arrived.
+
+The _Bonadventure_ had been, under these innumerable lights, making quiet
+way down an avenue of buoys twinkling in their degree, and came into view
+of the lightship beyond them. The pilot sounded the siren (for he was to
+leave us here), and in reply to the second call of the siren the lamp of a
+boat pulling out towards us appeared. It was good-bye to the pilot and
+his bag, which on the end of a rope now caused a moment's interest; the
+engines, stopped to let him depart, were started again, and the captain
+fixed the ship's course. Mead's watch, as usually it was, shared by the
+purser, engaged us in more recollections of the great war; and in the
+glitter first of a swarm of dragon-flies, then presently the surly gleam
+of the lightning, we talked on until midnight. I admired him for having
+already forgotten all about his disappointment in the lottery, and begun
+with new hopes according to his motto; _Quo fata vocant_.
+
+
+
+
+XXI
+
+
+The breakfast steaks were leathery past anticipations. The flies in
+the cabin were thousands strong. But the _Bonadventure_ was homeward
+bound, and a general spirit of liveliness prevailed. Conversation was
+running much upon the value of the mark, for it was to Hamburg that we
+were believed to be going. Base hopes were expressed that the rate of
+exchange might be a thousand to the pound. No one imagined that this
+would some day be surpassed by eleven thousand. The Argentine had been
+expensive; the cheapness of Germany was thrown up all the clearer.
+As, however, I had no anxiety to buy a safety razor, mouth-organs,
+clocks, and pocket manicure sets, to which and other articles like them
+I imagined the German cheapness would be limited, I was not elated on
+that score.
+
+At any rate, here we were steaming north at a steady speed, with a light
+breeze ahead, and the coast of the Argentine slipping past, dimly seen.
+And everything was bent for England. For weeks the chief had expressed a
+longing for pancakes at almost every meal; and now, auspicious, they
+came. On the other hand, the cheese was done. Dark suspicions about a
+certain cake were also whispered; knowing ones, whose information was
+that Hosea had sent one aboard from Bahia Blanca for the benefit of
+the saloon, saw villainy in the delay of its forthcoming. When it did
+appear its pomp of white icing and green and red crescents, and diamonds
+of fruit ornaments, certainly warranted an anxiety, as for crown jewels.
+
+Meacock, the ever-busy and never-flustered, about this time showed me
+his private notebook, in which he had from time to time copied verses
+and aphorisms, chiefly from _Nash's Magazine_, which he considered worthy.
+In this anthology of his I might have seen the signs of a literary
+revival aboard which shortly afterwards befell. I daresay he would have
+expanded a remark of his, "Novels were untrue to life, but life was not
+by itself interesting enough" (during the war he had commanded a trawler
+in the Mediterranean), had not the slow flash of a lighthouse appeared
+on the port side. He climbed to Monkey Island to take a bearing. The
+blurred lights of Mar del Plata past, our course was altered to agree
+with the set-back of the coast. Mead came up for his watch, eight bells
+went, and Meacock departed. His "Ay, ay" to the retiring steersman's
+report, the apprentice's reading of the log, and the forward lookout's
+shout "The lights are bright, sir," always had a handsome resonance and
+lingering dignity.
+
+Mead was by this time full of Hamburg, and he kept breaking into songs
+in very low Low German, and memories of one Helen, not without sighs.
+That romance was not the first, nor the last, which I heard from him. He
+would show me Hamburg! and by way of a Pisgah look, he drew gay pictures
+of that town, omitting however its architectural glories. Like critics
+of nature poetry, he saw the world in terms of men and women: and Hamburg
+as the location of dancing saloons and a singular exhibition of waxworks.
+
+The evening had at first looked stormy, and sharp fits of lightning lit
+the low clouds, but all passed by. The clear and cool heaven was left,
+diamonded with steady constellations, and crowned with the round moon
+"and a star or two beside"; below like a field of silver lay the sea,
+and the quiet ship flung by veils of lily foam, and the shadows stealthily
+counter-changed the glistening decks. In these calm airs and waters, she
+made such good speed that the next afternoon we came in view of Monte
+Video. The pilot took over the bridge, and we were soon at anchor in
+the harbour, which seemed thronged with ships. Our business here was
+to load bunker coal, and as our coal was at the moment aboard a collier
+which was to be seen some distance out of the breakwaters, nothing was
+done this first evening. The news that his coal was yet to arrive at
+Monte Video was cheerfully imparted to Phillips with the comment, "Well,
+anyway, chief, you'll get your coal nice and fresh"; but he seemed by no
+means consoled. Nor did the assurance of the shipping clerk--a somewhat
+lilified young man in immaculate blue serge--that "Our Cardiff house have
+let us down badly," act as a charm upon his depression. He told me to
+stand by for the office of tallying at seven the next morning, and I
+thanked him. The request implied, perhaps, the paternal anxiety for my
+avoiding mischievous indolence which he had shown before.
+
+But meanwhile what was there to do? We lay at a distance from the
+shore, and had therefore no distraction. I watched the lighthouse on
+the hill, the buoys, the ship's signals, the trams on the quay, the other
+illuminant causes all round us; I listened to a brass band which, for
+whatever reason, was playing close to the harbour until late in the
+evening; and then, driven to extremes, I sat down to write a "novel"
+which became my refuge from ennui during what remained of my holiday,
+but which I fear will never be finished. I spoke to Mead about it. He
+thought little of my hero. I agreed to have the hero killed in a bayonet
+fight near Alberta pill-box, but he thought I might go still nearer to
+propriety and have the hero kill his man, and go through his pockets.
+There did seem something in this suggestion, and a few years ago such an
+ending as it conjured up would have been popular, I think:
+
+ "The battle was over. Whistling 'Tipperary,' and placing the
+ wallet and watch of his prostrate antagonist in the pocket of
+ his body shield, Arthur strode onward to join his comrades at
+ their evening meal in Houthulst Wood. Here let us leave him,
+ calmly facing the morrow as only an Englishman can.
+
+ "THE END."
+
+The next day brought the worst weather that we had met since we left the
+Channel. At first it was merely cool and mild; but that was misleading.
+Down came the rain, thick, cold, and steady; and there seemed a sufficient
+supply to last until we left. I noticed it, myself, with more especial
+observation, at my post of tallyman.
+
+In the drizzle the lighters came alongside bringing the coal in bags.
+The stevedore's gang and their own overseers arrived aboard. One of
+these overseers was an Englishman, who by his manner and speech had
+evidently been brought up in a widely different setting; but it was none
+of our business, though Bicker and others considered it a disgrace for an
+Englishman to be so employed. All I heard was that he came from the
+West of England, and that he was wild (which appeared sufficiently in his
+countenance); and I admired his intellect, and tried to make him feel
+that. The other overseer was a fat old Italian, who tallied with me for
+the lighter on the port side.
+
+As these men and the poor fellows who were emptying the sacks into the
+hatches or trimming the coal down below had been at work all the night,
+it was not surprising that our affairs moved slowly. The winch, steaming
+and thudding and jerking in a mutinous mood, brought up four bags at
+a time, on my side. The sling that held them was lowered to the deck, the
+hands rushed to swing them on to the improvised platforms beside the
+hatches, with a concerted roaring as if over the capture of a tiger. While
+these bags were being emptied, the sling would be descending into the
+lighter again; and so it continued, with a fog of coal particles
+wrapping the neighbourhood. The gang was a mixed multitude. Nationality
+might have been anything. The prevailing colour was a sable (unsilvered),
+under which mask might be distinguished Italian, Portuguese, Japanese,
+West Indian, and other types. Among the most energetic of those who
+were emptying the bags, the most vocal of the roarers, there was a
+tall, thin, humorous fellow who reminded me irresistibly of a brilliant
+poet and miscellanist of the modern school. I thought of that dazzling
+smile, that æsthetic face transferred to the surroundings of Chelsea,
+and what a success, if looks meant anything, he ought to be! So strongly
+did I feel that in his hours of leisure and coallessness he was a
+critic of verse and _moeurs_ that I almost asked him his name.
+
+My co-tallyman was pleasantly disposed. He asked me if I would give
+him one of several casks standing near the galley. I referred him to
+Phillips, who referred him to Meacock, who referred him elsewhere. We
+disagreed now and then over the tally, but I was able to hold my own.
+The _lex talionis_ was in force. Sometimes I was induced to accept his
+surplus over my figure as accurate, but then I would take him back at
+another opportunity, and ignore his doleful "Make it _threeee_." My
+imagination lagged behind his, which seemed to see occasional slings
+put aboard by aerial hands, and aerial coal at that, and these went
+down in his book. But altogether we "made it." Mutual mistrust served
+the public good.
+
+The chief lent me a boiler suit, for which I was insufficient, and added
+an old macintosh presently. I soon grew black; even the tallyman, though
+he seemed to have some natural gift in his stubbled skin which repelled
+the grime, grew black. Presently I was disguised in the order of things
+as a film thug, with waterlogged cap sagging over eyes heavily inlaid in
+blackness. Tired as the labourers must have been, they went on working
+as if they liked it, grinning, singing, enjoying comments upon each other,
+and refreshing themselves with cheroots, cigarettes, peaches, or sups
+from cans containing a brown decoction like strong tea. They ceased at
+four.
+
+It was by way of variation in the evening that Bicker and Mead fell upon
+me, with the idea of shampooing the begrimed tallyman. Zambuk (Hosea's
+trusted salve), lime cream, and talcum powder were employed. There was
+a struggle, however, which disturbed Meacock opposite. He came to the
+rescue, but leaping upon the two barbers, who were holding me down, he
+forgot that I was underneath. "Rough house," the word went round.
+
+When the stevedore's men arrived the following day, they were almost to
+a man rigged out in the cleanest of suits, or costumes rather. This
+was, to the best of my information, not the habit with the British
+trimmer. Their hats were pleasing to the eye. In his jet-black felt,
+my poetry-critic looked the picture of a member of the _Athenæum_ staff
+(lamented _Athenæum_!). Others wore the type of hat but not the manner. A
+number of matey caps, check and khaki and indigo, then white wideawakes as
+though for haymaking, and a few pillbox-like creations in crimson and
+daffodil, made part of the splendour. Some of the coalheavers wore
+large sashes amidships, sashes of lurid colour also, violet and plum,
+extra shade. In the shirts, more colour appeared. Here, like Aurora,
+stepped Antonio in salmon pink; there, was a construction of red and
+green rings on a white background. The bright-blue cotton suits added
+to the general effect. Curious that these workers should come so clean,
+only to be coated with coal-dust in half an hour! It spoke well for their
+outlook.
+
+The work was much as before. Wheelbarrows had to be got to put the sacks
+beside other hatches which the winch did not command. The chief had some
+argument with the Italian foreman about the last two hundred bags, which
+he wished to be shot into the starboard hatch only, to bring the ship up
+straight. The foreman asked him to withdraw this. "Damn you!" roared
+Phillips, and put an end to the matter, "when I say NO I mean NO. Don't
+you understand plain English?"
+
+So that was that, and my job finished. The bosun and his worthies
+quickly gathered to remove the disgraceful signs of bunkering; they swept
+and garnished, the stylish shipping clerk came aboard with his final
+papers to see Hosea and Phillips. Already the pilot was on the bridge;
+soon we were slowly backing away from our mooring. The blue peter was
+hauled down, the gangway got in. The _Bonadventure_ was manoeuvred past
+the breakwaters and down the marked channel, at whose last buoy, or soon
+afterwards, the tug to fetch the pilot came alongside. As he withdrew
+in her she sounded the three blasts or rather hoots meaning a "Bon
+voyage," and our own burly voice sounded three times in acknowledgment.
+The many turrets and spires, chimneys and gaunt roofs of Monte Video,
+distinctly ranged along a rainy sky with shelves of rock-like cloud,
+lessened duly; the evening came on. Still the coast appeared here and
+there, its yellow sands, its dark-blue cliffs and hills, and as if
+shouldering the dull and heavy sky the sun burned out with a golden power
+before he departed.
+
+Mead bade good-bye for a short time--in all probability--and myself for
+a long time, to South America, still symbolized by its lighthouses and
+the night-glow of a seaside town or two. Once again I felt a regret that
+I had not seen the elder Buenos Aires, whose extinction was no doubt a
+wise thing, but which surely must have triumphed as a thing of beauty
+over the present cubic blocks of utility. Mead was not sentimental about
+going to sea once more. He was too deeply engaged with devising a piece
+of invective against an enemy for an alleged injury, and immersed in the
+troubles of rhyme. I thought he was acquitting himself very well.
+
+
+
+
+XXII
+
+
+I have mentioned a scarcely concealed feeling in the saloon against the
+omniscience of the wireless operator. That was not all the opposition
+to which this youth of the glazed locks was subject. He was understood,
+while the ship was at sea, to receive news issued daily, and frequently
+when a subject was being discussed by the ship's officers he sat there
+in possession of the facts but with serene indifference to the general
+interest. In this, he was carrying out the regulations, I imagine; but
+his behaviour resembled that of the dog in the manger. To aggravate
+this sense of injustice, he rashly told some one that the news might
+be taken at three guineas.
+
+This in the first place affected the saloon only. But it happened that
+throughout the ship there was a particular desire for information. At
+home, the football season was at its zenith. Important matches, in the
+Leagues and the Cup competition, were known to be playing; and one
+man on the ship when she was out at sea could, and it was believed did,
+hear the results. But never a word said he. Looking in at the galley
+during the evening to brew my cocoa, I would find animated discussion of
+the favourite teams in progress. Kelly, the "Mess-room," would wipe his
+fist across his mouth and huskily explain. "It's like this, mister." He
+had known other wireless operators who gladly announced the football
+results. But this fellow--he was too b---- stuck-up, mister--"The
+Marconi," the term which he used for the offending operator, savoured
+queerly of the phrase "The Bedlam" in _King Lear_.
+
+Such was the background against which Mead's vision of the unfortunate
+Sparks stood out, and with the particular unfriendliness which I must
+briefly describe. Earlier in the trip, Sparks had, in Mead's opinion,
+adopted a tone of equality and then even of command towards him, in the
+course of the ship's routine. Mead had immediately resorted to warlike
+acts. Sparks lodged a written complaint with Hosea, who gave both parties
+the best advice. But it was a false step in Sparks to send in this
+communication, which would if forwarded have cost Mead, perhaps, his
+living; and it was made worse by Sparks's glib defence, "I was doing my
+duty," since he had been at a safe distance from the war when Mead's
+duty lay on the Gallipoli beaches. And he still affected to think of
+upholding his letter.
+
+Matters were therefore strained, and the more they were so the more Mead
+liked it. "Don't let me catch you ashore," had been his way of passing
+Sparks the time of day in port; at sea, he growled abuse at him whenever
+he saw him, and if no better occasion offered itself, would suddenly
+thrust his face in all the semblance of murderous intention through the
+open porthole of the young man's room and utter calm, deliberate, and
+unnatural purposes.
+
+In this feud, my position was not comfortable. Unlicked as he was (up to
+the present) and devoid of fine points, the Marconi, whose cabin was
+neighbour to mine, wished me no harm, and even sought my esteem. Mead,
+whom I did esteem, was discontented with any half-measures on my part, and
+in any case I felt bound to observe neutrality. But the capers of my
+angry friend were often amusing, the declarations of duty conscientiously
+executed by his _bête noir_--Mead had a weakness for style--were not. And
+it is scarcely necessary to repeat, the general view of Sparks was not a
+moral support to Mead even if he had "no case."
+
+On the occasion that I described, Mead had decided to drive his point
+well home with the aid of rhyme. I took a copy of his somewhat indecorous
+production. It had many "spirited couplets," embodying considerable
+observations:
+
+ To see you promenade the deck
+ Gives me a pain in my ruddy neck.
+
+Sparks had been unwise, again, in mentioning his pleasure in the
+slaughterer's trade, and past experience. Mead did not miss the
+opportunity.
+
+ If the blood of sheep could make you glow
+ Come and dare to make mine flow.
+ I am no hero out for gore,
+ I had the wind up in the war.
+
+Names and menaces came fast and furious.
+
+ ... Flowers there'll be which you won't smell,
+ You swob, you'll learn a lot in hell.
+ Had I been called half these things
+ Some one or I'd be wearing wings.
+
+This effusion, laboriously printed in CAPITALS so that its effect on the
+recipient should be the more demoralizing, headed THE ANSWER, and signed
+in characteristic fashion NULLI SECUNDUS, was to have been handed to its
+theme in the saloon. Eventually, Mead rejected that as perhaps contrary to
+tradition, and handed it in at the porthole aforesaid; but its object,
+the arranging of "a little bout," was not achieved.
+
+
+
+
+XXIII
+
+
+A literary epoch began. Bicker, our authentic poet, and not an opportunist
+like Mead, had been proposing a magazine for some little time past. On
+a Saturday afternoon, he decided to produce the first number for the
+Sunday following. The circulation was to be six: there being no aids
+aboard such as the clay or hectograph, each copy had to be written by hand
+throughout. Into this labour I, with the editor's satirical comments
+upon my profession, was at once pressed. Material in prose and verse
+was given to me, and filled three foolscap pages in a close handwriting.
+I copied out these contributions, which scarcely stood the test of a
+second reading, six times: and was rewarded with a vile headache. I
+hoped the magazine would succeed, but only once. Bicker, like a born
+editor, copied out his portion without feeling any the worse, and his
+appreciation of the fare which he was providing grew with every copy.
+
+The final details, however, delayed the appearance of the _Optimist_
+until Sunday afternoon. Bicker said in self-protection that no Sunday
+paper is available in the provinces before breakfast. When the _Optimist_
+was published, there was no question of its being welcomed. It was of
+the familiar kind, which seems to satisfy enough readers to satisfy its
+promoters. A fable in a dialect generally considered a skilful parody of
+the Old Testament, "Things we want to know," reports of the football
+season at Buenos Aires, Answers to Correspondents, a poetical libel
+beginning "It is an ancient Mariner," and much besides, principally from
+the editor's pen, formed the bulk of it. There were columns devoted to
+Amusements, and Advertisements of the principal business heads aboard. A
+copy made its way aft to the bosun and his sea-dogs--the gentlemen who
+were announced in it as the Chain Lightning Gang. Sitting on the poop in
+Sunday neatness, they gave it a good reception. The bosun himself had
+been ill, but was better after reading it.
+
+With some copies a supplement was issued, and collectors will not need to
+be advised to acquire these rarities. This supplement was a page of
+drawings, by Mead, of common objects at Buenos Aires. The obese laundress,
+Mme. Maria Maggi, was perhaps conspicuous among these (on another page
+a report was printed that she had died, leaving £300,000 to her lean
+charioteer). The watchman, with a label giving one of his typical
+blasphemies, "Got-a-d---- b----" this, that, and the other, was seen at
+full length. The altercation between the manager of the wharf (attached
+to a balloon lettered YOU.ARE.USING.MY.BUCKETS. I.AM.THE.BANDOLIERO) and
+Meacock, smoking as always and nevertheless replying YOU.BIG.STIFF _ore
+rotundo_, was chronicled. And considering who the artist was, and his
+recent poem, it was not surprising to find a malevolent caricature of one
+still with us.
+
+One afternoon, sleeping within my cabin, I heard the mate altering the
+ship's course with "Hard a starboard" and so on, and feeling this to be
+out of the ordinary I went out to see why. A mile off there was something
+in the sea, which the apprentices declared to be a small boat with a
+flag flying. I felt the light of adventure breaking in upon the murky
+tramp. But as we drew nearer, the castaway proved to be nothing more
+than a buoy, and visions of picking up a modern Crusoe faded suddenly. The
+ship was put back to her course.
+
+The breeze ahead grew stronger, and in the early morning, the sky being
+quite grey, a slate-grey sea was running in sizable crests and valleys
+and tossing the spray high aboard. "The devil's in the wind already."
+"And the bread." The cook's reputation was gone at a blow. He, like a
+wicket-keeper, did well without any notice taken; lapsed a moment, and
+every one was barking. It seemed he had been unfortunate in the yeast
+supplied him. There were sallies of wit: "Now's the time to pave the
+alley," "Pass the holystone," over this doughy circumstance. For some
+time, in the words of the Cambridge prize poet, the bread "was not
+better, he was much the same," and ship's biscuits became unexpectedly
+favourite. They were stiff but excellent eating; would have rejoiced
+the soul of my late general, the noted "Admiral" H., alias "Monty,"
+alias "The Schoolmaster," and other aliases. Can he ever be forgotten for
+those diurnal and immortal questions of his, "Did your men have porridge
+this morning?" and "Why did you not order your cook to give your men
+duff to-day?" It wanted little imagination to picture him under his gold
+oak leaves nibbling with dignity at a ship's biscuit and saying, "Very
+good, Harrison, uncommonly tasty--I shall recommend them to Division."
+
+The sea presently under a brightened sky grew to a rare intensity of
+blue, that was at its most radiant in the overswirl of water sheered by
+the bows. Gallant enough the _Bonadventure_ looked in the marvellous
+expanse, having by dint of much early-morning swilling and swabbing thrown
+the worst of her nighted colour off; but almost every day I heard bad
+wishes to the designer of her, though on the score of utility, not the
+pleasure of the eye. My fancy of a full-rigged ship bowing over these rich
+seas was usually corrected with reference to "wind-bags"--not folks like
+me, but ships.
+
+Then there came rain, drizzling on doggedly hour after hour. The drops
+hung on the railings like autumn dews on meadow fences. One of the effects
+of such weather was that the cat, who had been induced after all to
+make the trip, was driven to look about for a quiet, sheltered corner,
+and having found one, was driven to look again. Finally she chose the
+chart-room and settled upon the chart. South America was sodden with
+rain and black with paw-marks when the second mate looked in, and that
+cat, black or not, would have passed over, but for her being shortly to
+become a mother. That fact also accounted for her worried expression,
+voice, and manner, which I had misread as symptoms of sea-sickness.
+
+And still the dull and rainy sky. When I went out one morning, the mate
+leaned over the bridge rail and said, "You're the blooming Jonah! Now
+look at that damn'd smoke." I looked at the customary coaly vapour flying
+aft, but was unenlightened. "You Jonah," he went on, "you've brought
+this wind, and it's carrying the cinders all over my new paint." Now,
+I suspected the cat was the cause of the trouble; but my guilt was urged
+by the chief also, as a current of a mile an hour was setting us back.
+
+Not only the mariners of the _Bonadventure_ lived in suspense, awaiting
+the football results.
+
+"That fellow was funny this morning."
+
+"Yes, you could see the excitement in his lamp."
+
+"What was this?"
+
+"Why, about four the So-and-so passed us, and the mate on watch signalled
+us: 'Do you know the result of Tottenham v. Cardiff City?' So we sent back
+that Cardiff had won but we didn't know the score. This fellow sent back:
+'Oh, well done, Cardiff!' but he was that excited, he could scarcely hit
+out a letter right. His first message had been--well, beautifully sent;
+now his lamp was all over the place."
+
+"We could almost see him dancing about the bridge!"
+
+Spragg, the assistant steward, sometimes came to swab my cabin. He had
+been in a battalion of the 38th Division, when my own Division relieved
+them in January 1917 on the Canal Bank at Ypres; and he had been like
+myself a witness and a part of the mammoth preparations of that summer,
+which ended in such terrible failure. His manner and humorous way of
+telling tales beside which the "Pit and Pendulum" appears to me an
+idle piece of pleasantry, unspeakably brought back the queer times and
+places which we had both seen. I saw him in my mind's eye, keen and
+frank, standing behind his kit with "headquarters company"--those amiable
+wits--at Elverdinghe Château (Von Kluck's rumoured country seat, for it
+was never in my time bombarded); or with pick or shovel stooping along in
+the Indian file of dark forms towards that vaunted, flimsy breastwork,
+Pioneer Trench at Festubert.
+
+But still my share of Mead's watch was my best recreation. Our talk was
+disturbed but little; perhaps by the signals of some ship passing by, or
+by some unusual noise, such as one evening we heard with a slight shock. A
+succession of rifle-shots, it sounded; and the cause was evidently some
+great fish departing by leaps and bounds from the approach of that
+greater one the _Bonadventure_. The interruption over, he would go on
+with plans for a future in Malay. "This life," he would say, "is killing
+me." He was quite as healthy, mind and body, as any man aboard. I liked
+his occasional rhapsodies, in which the smell of burning sandalwood
+and of cotton trees, the clearings in sinister forests with the jewelled
+birds, the rough huts, the dark ladies with the hibiscus flowers in
+their hair, and the lone white settler (ex-digger Mead) thinking his
+thoughts in the evening, all played their part. He wished the world
+back in 1860; it had outdistanced him.
+
+
+
+
+XXIV
+
+
+It blew from the north-east strong against us always, and we were
+travelling more slowly. The sun returned, however, among those ethereal
+white clouds which to perfection fulfil the poet's word "Pavilions";
+we ran on into a dark sea ridged and rilled with glintering silver, yet
+seemed never to reach it, remaining in a bright blue race of waters
+scattered, port and starboard, with white wreaths, waters leaping from
+the heavy flanks of the ship in a seethe of gossamer atoms and glass-green
+cascade.
+
+The immediate scene was one of painters and paint-pots, and linen flying
+on the lines. "This wind's playing hell with my curls," said one or two.
+The matter with me was, that my room was almost untenable. I opened the
+port at my peril; to do so was to entertain billows of coal-dust from the
+bunkers below. White paint, the order of the day, whether flat white or
+white enamel, made progress about the ship by an amateur dangerous, too.
+
+The apparition of the steward under the evening lamps dressed in a
+smock--he was of ample make--and brandishing a paint-brush, was generally
+enjoyed. In fact, several spectators came to take a careful look at
+one who was too often denominated "the mouldy-headed old b----."
+
+A more tenuous apparition was heard of, as we ran north. Whether a hoax
+or not, I do not know. My first information of it came in the form of
+a drawing by the apprentice Tich, showing the ship's bell being struck by
+a hand who never was on land or sea, and the apprentice Lamb leaving
+his hold of the wheel in horror, and even Mead shaking all over and
+gaping. A poem appended said that the facts were what the picture made
+out. The _Bonadventure_ was so new a ship--her old name, showing her war
+origin, still stood on the bells and the blue prints in the chart-room and
+elsewhere--that there seemed every likelihood against the story being
+the truth. I asked Mead, and he told me what he maintained to be true.
+
+On the first watch, the voyage before this, he had gone into the
+wheel-house for a word with the apprentice at the wheel. A shadow,
+indistinct, yet leaving impressed on his recollection a human shape,
+slipped suddenly past the wheel-house windows, softly rang the bell
+once, and swiftly departed. The frightened boy drops the wheel, lets
+the ship swing round completely out of her course: Mead runs out, but
+there is nothing to be seen. He sends for the two A.B.'s who might
+have come up on the bridge, but they say that they have not done so,
+nor indeed would they come without object. The firemen, if they have to
+communicate with the bridge, never come higher than the stairway to the
+bridge deck, and it proved that no one of them had been there. By the
+wheel-house clock, it was noticed that the precise time of the visitation
+was 10.15, an hour not hitherto regarded by ghosts, I believe, as
+preferable to midnight.
+
+And more. Still imagining that some practical joker was at work, Mead
+brought a big stick with him on his watch. This was no remedy. The ghost
+appeared again, at much the same hour, on several nights; it was remarked,
+mostly when the apprentice who first saw it had the wheel. Trying to stop
+so strange a bell-ringer, Mead was met by a sharp flap of wind, from a
+dead still night, and the glimmering shadow was gone to the air. All
+this happened north of the line.
+
+This was Mead's story, but the boy's seemed to support it; and when in the
+shadows of the bridge deck, earnestly and without trimming, he told it
+me, it seemed very true. I glanced about me occasionally after hearing it.
+
+The wind continued, but the heat was becoming intense. Painting went on
+like the wind. The derricks received a terra-cotta coat and their trellis
+work looked an amenity, against the general whiteness. The fervour for
+redecoration even affected me: was not my hutch to share the common lot?
+But, though the walls needed it, the matter was postponed, on account
+of the limited accommodation.
+
+The newspaper was to appear again, but its circulation was being cut down.
+One copy only would now have to serve the public. It was passed to me,
+and my aid with paragraphs requested. I could not regret the reduction
+made in the number, even though if that one copy was lost,
+
+ We knew not where was that Promethean torch
+ That could its light relumine.
+
+Bicker, the editor, instead of reviewing his admired literature in his
+journal, lengthened breakfast by doing so there _viva voce_. He was all
+for Boeotian situations, and, on occasion, his cold re-dishing was
+tactfully ended by a relief conversation on religion, the keynote of
+which was in the unironically meant remark: "He was darned religious,
+but he was a darned good man." I began to know a certain captain, from
+talk during the voyage, almost by sight; one who "went in for Sunday
+Schools, and put on a crown of glory as soon as he reached Wales," but
+once away again, it appears that "he fell."
+
+Another matter for the columns of the _Optimist_ was obtruded upon the
+breakfast table. It was a conundrum:
+
+ West was the wind, and West steered we,
+ West was the land. How could that be?
+
+The answer, apart from such evasions as "You were entering port," was that
+West was the name of the helmsman. It was understood that the poem went
+on in this strain, but the chief's protest came in time.
+
+The cat (last heard of in disgrace), which was under the especial care
+of the mess-room boy, was no doubt pleased hereabouts by our reaching
+the regions of flying-fishes; but nevertheless continued, on the gospel
+truth of Kelly, to take a chair in the engineer's mess at the critical
+hours of twelve and five. I myself saw her there at twelve once or twice,
+judging the time, no doubt, by the parade of table-cloth and cutlery.
+
+Without any abatement of the stuffy heat inside our cabins, we ran into
+a rainy area. The sea was overcast, and the showers splashed us well.
+Meanwhile, the wind had veered round more to the east, and besides
+bringing the grey vapours of rain tumultuously towards us thence, set
+the spray flying over the lower decks and kept us on the roll. Blowing
+on the beam, however, it seemed to please Phillips, ever anxious about
+the hourly ten knots, which seemed too high an expectation. Squalls
+threatened; it was a tropical April mood. The rolling influenced my
+sleep, in which I fancied myself manipulating the airiest pleasure-boats,
+overcrowded with passengers who refused to sit down, on an angry
+flooded river.
+
+The peaceful disposition of the four apprentices began to weigh upon
+Mead's mind. A very happy and orderly set they were, although the current
+_Optimist_ contained an illustrated article on the bosun's tyranny, as:
+
+"YOUSE take them two derricks for'ard."
+
+"YOUSE jes' pick up that ventilator, you flat-nosed son of a sea-cook."
+
+The drawings of the well-known walrus head under the antique, unique grey
+(_né_ white) one-sided sugar-loaf hat, were admirable. But to proceed.
+The four boys were of the best behaviour, occasionally, indeed, laughing
+or playing mouth-organs at unpopular hours, or even after the nightly exit
+of the cook making flap-jacks, otherwise pancakes, from his properties
+in the galley. When I joined Mead on his watch, one Sunday evening, he
+began to "wonder what the boys are coming to." They were not like the
+boys of his time. He delved into his own apprentice autobiography, and
+rediscovered an era, a blissful era of whirling fists, blood, and booby
+traps.
+
+A day followed remarkable for the weather. A swell caused the ship to
+roll with a will all day, but, as was expected in the doldrums, the
+wind slackened. After a few hours of this lull, there was a piping and
+groaning through all the scanty rigging that the steamer owned, and from
+farther out to sea the grey obscurity of violent rainstorm, much as it
+had done on our way south, bore down upon us. Soon the ship was cloaked
+close in a cloud of rain pale as snow, which flecked the icy-looking
+sea, veined white alongside us, with dark speckling bubbles. Then it
+was time to sound the whistle, and its doleful groan went out again and
+again (the wind still varying its note from a drone to a howl) until the
+fiercer sting of the rain was spent, and distance began to grow ahead of
+the ship. This storm lacked thunder and lightning; and yet, when Sparks
+invited me to listen to his "lovely X-s," there was a continuous and
+furious rolling uproar in the phones. Then, as strange again, as if
+at a nod that din came to a sudden stop, leaving in the phones a lucid
+calm in which ship-signals rang out clear.
+
+At sunset of a day which washed off the new paint as soon as (in the
+intervals) it had been put on, a thin red fringe glowed along the horizon,
+making me long for green hills and white spires; at night, the stars
+from Southern Cross to Charles's Waggon were gleaming, but the sea
+lay profoundly black, and upon it all round us came and went glory after
+glory of water-fire. The next day, however, it rained in the same dismal
+style, and the sun's eclipse and the passing of Fernando Noronha were
+but little heeded. I was called a Jonah by every one.
+
+A mollyhawk, that evening, created some excitement. He first spent some
+time in flying on an oval course round the ship, for his recreation, it
+looked. His beautiful curves must have pleased him as they did me, for he
+persuaded (or so it appeared) another mollyhawk to make the circuit with
+him. Meacock and myself heard one of these strike against the wireless
+aerial, and thought that it would have scared them away; but no, a few
+minutes later we heard a croaking and a flapping while we stood in the lee
+of the wheel-house, and there was a mollyhawk. He had struck some low
+rope or fixture. He was prevented by his webbed feet from rising again,
+and I had fears for his future which were by no means necessary; for
+Meacock followed him, an awkward but speedy walker, down to the lower
+bridge deck, and, fearing the swift white stabbing bill, waiting his
+chance, suddenly caught at his nearest wing and launched him into the
+air. If his speed could show it, that bird was relieved.
+
+This incident was a welcome verification of some of the saloon's bird
+anecdotes; and though it was nearly dark and the bird was only aboard for
+two or three minutes, his release was watched by a very good gathering,
+representative of engineers, firemen, the galley, sailors, and apprentices.
+
+
+
+
+XXV
+
+
+ _Whilst thou by art the silly Fish dost kill,_
+ _Perchance the Devils Hook sticks in thy Gill._
+ Flavel's New Compass for Sea-men, 1674.
+
+I must have made a good many references here and there to the steward,
+old Mouldytop, and it occurs to me that he deserves a paragraph to
+himself. Of this ship, whom her most faithful lovers called a dirty
+ship, with her short funnel pouring a greasy smoke over her graceless
+body when even coal-dust rested--of this grimy tramp, playing a sufficient
+part in the world's daily life, rolling and lurching up and down oceans
+with fuel or foodstuff, thousands of tons at a time, it may be safely
+said that the steward was the feature. In the _Optimist_ it was evident
+that he as an inspiration excluded almost every other. In the round of
+day and night, should he himself be unseen for a time, his voice would
+generally claim your notice; if conversation took on dark and prophetic
+tones, it was, for a ducat, some restatement of the ancient's wickedness,
+and a realization of the strength of his position against all the world.
+For behind Mouldytop was the power of Hosea.
+
+The steward was built somehow after the shape of a buoy. It was Ireland,
+and not Scotland, that his ancestors had left; but there was a doubt
+about his own dialect. It was, and it was not, plain English. His bulbous,
+melancholy face was topped with grey hairs, but those he hid under his
+faded brown skull-cap. Forty-nine years, one understood, had Mouldytop
+been at sea; and before that, the veil of mystery was thin enough to
+show him in his first stage, a batman in the Army. This fact led him
+to deprecate modern warfare, "It's all science, Mister," and those who
+fought it; he claimed to have been blooded _fighting_ in some corner
+of the desert with spear-brandishing multitudes. At the same time, he
+reserved his reminiscences; for the refined insult, "You old soldier,"
+needed no encouragement.
+
+He seldom grew cheerful. I suppose that he was happiest when some one
+(no doubt with serpent tongue) asked how his cold was. Then, his roar
+softened into a resigned murmur, as he recorded that it was as bad as
+ever; that six bottles of his own medicine taken regularly had not cured
+him. This was a pleasure that he shared with the author of one of the most
+melodious English songs, and it seems to be prophetic of his appearance--
+
+ Welcome, folded arms and fixed eyes,
+ A sigh that piercing mortifies,
+ A look that's fastened to the ground,
+ A tongue chained up without a sound,
+
+as of his imaginative affections in his sombre cell--
+
+ A midnight bell, a parting groan!
+ These are the sounds we feed upon;
+ Then stretch our bones in a still gloomy valley,
+ Nothing's so dainty sweet as lovely melancholy.
+
+Let but a sailor apply to him at the wrong hour--or even the right
+hour--for tobacco, and his indisposition was gone in a second; his
+tongue was unchained. The busy mockers grinned. "He'd tell Davy Jones
+he'd been to sea before him."
+
+In the Argentine ports he was in excellent voice. Did a native shoemaker
+come aboard with his repair outfit, or a seller of fruit with his
+panniers, and did any one propose to deal with these "Dagoes," out
+skipped our old friend, bellowing: "Too much, man; what," (_crescendo_)
+"d'ye think we pick up money in the streets?--I wouldn't have your blasted
+country for all the blasted money there is in it." The charges, I am
+bound to add, fell down quickly, while the old watchman standing by
+observed with a respectful grin, "You a good man!"
+
+The advance of age was a sore point with Mouldytop. Consequently, it was
+one that was brought to his notice as often as it could be effective.
+One evening, some one told him he was too old to play football. "Too
+old, mister?" he bawled; "Too old!--why, give me that blasted ball,"
+and he stood there in a prodigious rage, his eyes flashing, his fists
+knotting. "Too old!"--His calenture ceased suddenly; there was a tug on
+his fishing line. Up came a yellow catfish. Never have I perceived a
+livelier disgust than the look showed which he cast upon this victim. It
+seemed to blame the catfish personally for not being a rock salmon.
+
+So Mouldytop regarded animated nature; which regarded him as a man whose
+duties implied opportunities. "I'm a poor man, mister."--"The old son of
+a gun says he's a poor man. You old liar, you've got streets of houses,
+you know you have."
+
+Some one who knew him at home was strongly of opinion that he was less
+terrible by his own fireside: that there was a fellow creature under whose
+guidance he roared like any sucking dove. It might be. Indeed, it was
+my impression that it could hardly be otherwise. I thought I noticed a
+certain caution even in his attitude to the large-bosomed laundrywoman
+who took the ship's orders at Buenos Aires; and his comment on _her_
+charges had been of the weakest.
+
+
+
+
+XXVI
+
+
+We crossed the line at six in the morning, and in drizzling rain. There
+was not much comment, except upon the rain; the good thing about the
+damp cloudy weather was that we were spared the more furious heat, though
+the atmosphere had been oily and sultry. With the steamy clouds swarming
+about us I could picture a past life hereabouts which might justly have
+aroused man's wrath; the sailing days, when to take advantage of whatever
+brief breeze might visit the sleepy doldrums, the sailors had to be
+constantly running aloft in the drenching mist, and afterwards lay down in
+their sweating glory-holes, in their soaked clothes, week after week.
+
+The painting epidemic was not abated. Meacock and Mead camped out while
+they made their rooms as white as ivory. Mead looked charming in a round
+white cap, which he said a V.A.D. had given him. The steward, with his
+experience of every sort of ship under the sun, had developed an artistic
+eye: and, perhaps to relieve the whiteness, he decided upon a dado for
+the saloon, which hitherto had been from ceiling to floor done in white
+enamel. The dado was to be grained, in imitation of an actual wainscot.
+He began his solemn task, applying by way of groundwork a brimstone
+yellow and other sickly yellows which disturbed us at meals.
+
+Meacock and Phillips varied these days with a discussion of firemen,
+whether white or coloured firemen were the more difficult to manage?
+Phillips was for his Africans, the excellent selection aboard at present
+forming a contrast with his memories of ne'er-do-wells, "doctors,
+remittance-men and all sorts," of English birth. Meacock was soon hard at
+work describing with amusing mimicry a refractory negro, one of a
+number of Somalis who, hearing of labour troubles in England, did their
+best to be paid off in Africa. If they had succeeded, the ship would have
+been without firemen for her return voyage; so their efforts were
+resisted. The particular genius played the hand of "suicidal tendency."
+Choosing a time when there were several people about the deck, he
+climbed somewhat slowly up the bulwarks and prepared with gestures to
+leap over the side. Meacock was a spectator of this piece of acting. The
+actor was pulled back with some violence, and "about half-past four we
+got the handcuffs on him. We would have had to turn the cook out of his
+room aft to lock this fellow up, but I didn't want to do that, so I
+fastened him up with the handcuffs round a stanchion in the poop. I
+said, 'And the rats will probably eat you before the morning'; and I
+really did expect to find him eaten by the morning; for there were some
+monsters in the poop.
+
+"Next day, he began saying 'Sick.'--'Sick? Where are you sick?'--'Sick all
+over.' I had enough of this after a bit, and went and got the strongest
+black draught I've yet known. He didn't want to drink it, and I said to
+him, 'Now drink this up as quick as you can.' And so he did. After that,
+whenever I looked in at the poop, this fellow would start waving his
+arms and hollering out. In fact, he was mad; every time I got near
+him, he was mad. That black draught was not popular, I think. When we
+got to Cuxhaven, the medical authority put this man through a careful
+examination. 'He's no more mad,' he said, 'than you or I. He's got a
+slight touch of rheumatics in the arm. But,' he said, 'when you get to
+Hamburg, you can satisfy yourself by sending this man to the asylum.' We
+did. Two days--and he was back."
+
+Meacock's laconic phrases were accompanied with grimaces which told the
+tale to perfection.
+
+The atmosphere had grown so literary that Mead now took pencil and
+paper with him to his day watch as a matter of course. The pages of
+the _Optimist_ were beginning to look somewhat laboured. He determined to
+infuse a new vein. So a series of vividly coloured hoaxes came into
+existence, the first of which, a harem story, was too much in its full
+bloom for the editor's acceptance. Not surprised, and not dejected, Mead
+offered "The Pirate," and it duly appeared. These fictions ended, as did
+their successors, with a disillusionment:
+
+ "And then what happened?"
+ "The film broke."
+
+It was about the period of hoaxes--April 1 arrived. Bicker appeared
+at my cabin, where I was reading. "Meacock wants to see you." I went.
+Bicker triumphed, and went his way convinced that he could beat the
+intellectual at his own game, as the _Optimist_ had already shown him
+he could.
+
+A brighter sky and cooler wind came on. We were soon expected at Saint
+Vincent. The new moon and calmer waters brought one evening of strange
+watery beauty. Towards his setting the sun had hidden himself in black
+clouds, whence he threw a silver light over sea spaces where sea and sky
+were meeting: he sank, and left the heavens like green havens, with
+these clouds slowly sailing through their utmost peace. The change soon
+came; the head wind brought pale grey turbulent days, with the ship
+playing at rocking-horses; over the head wind and rousing sea, the healthy
+sun at length dawned on the Sunday of our arrival at Saint Vincent.
+Sunday, without the voice of church bells or the sight of people going to
+worship, seemed no Sunday despite its idle hours: at least, the mood
+sometimes took me so.
+
+The third engineer was acquiring no mean name as a cutter of hair, and I
+felt the cold after I had been to his open-air chair, near the engine-room
+staircase. While I sat to him, a characteristic of the mess-room boy was
+borne on the air from the chief's room. It was his habit of replying
+hastily to any observation, "Yes, yes," and this time the chief's voice
+was heard: "Curse you, John, for a blasted nuisance." "Yes, yes, sir."
+
+As the sun was stooping under the sea once more, land grew into sight
+far ahead; mountain or cloud? The mountainous coast was mocked indeed
+by great continents of cloud above, of its own grey hue. The wind blew
+hard, but at ten o'clock we were running in under the rocky pinnacles
+of Saint Vincent, against the blustering wind and the black racing sea. A
+light or two, chiefly from other steamers, told something of the port. The
+crescent moon, cloaked in a circling golden mist, was now near setting.
+We anchored and spent the night in quiet.
+
+A mile or so from our anchorage, in the morning's clear air, huddled
+the pink unsightly little town. At distance the heights of rock looked
+as unsubstantial as Prospero's magic; the clouds that swam over them and
+across their steeps might have been solid, so phantasmal were those
+rocks. Not so with the stony masses overpeering the town; those in their
+iron-brown nakedness had the aspect of eternal immobility. The air
+was cold and lucent; the water halcyon blue. Several tramps with rusty
+black and red, and a sailing ship or two, lay around the _Bonadventure_;
+barges of a rough old make clustered closer in to shore.
+
+The invasion by natives began early. A dozen boats were tossing on the
+waves alongside, with woolly heads and upward eyes seeking what or whom
+they might devour, and quiet-footed rogues here and there on the decks
+were trying to sell matches, cigarettes, and red bead handbags. To their
+attempts, the politest answer was "No good." "No caree?" Nobody seemed
+to care. Some of our firemen whose homes were here had gone ashore, with
+the air of men allowing their old haunts to share their glory.
+
+Two lighters, coppered below, bearded with dark green weed, blundered
+alongside with bags of coal, and soon the gangs, a grimy and ragged
+collection, were getting the bags aboard, and the winch grumbling
+away. Yet it was now made known that we were not to pick up much coal
+here, but to proceed to Las Palmas for the bulk of our wants. This was
+unfortunate for the firemen who had gone home. All too soon the blue
+peter at half-mast and the blowing of the hooter recalled them.
+
+Now, too, it was rumoured that our port of discharge was to be Emden,
+in Hanover: but of such arrangements it became more difficult to feel
+assurance.
+
+At midday we left. The most valued effect of our call at Saint Vincent
+was the receipt of some giant flying-fishes, which we got, one apiece,
+at tea. It was only by virtue of perseverance that a man could consume
+his ration. They were good, if dry.
+
+If I were a Bewick, I have in mind a little tailpiece for this chapter.
+It would display, for the careful eye, the hatless Kelly filleting a
+flying fish, against the bunker hatch, for his friend the cat, who should
+be gazing up with cupboard love at her unshaven protector. The direction
+of the wind, in true Bewick style, should be implied in a sprinkling of
+coal-dust settling on the new paint of the "House."
+
+
+
+
+XXVII
+
+
+Glittering bright, northern weather outside. "Channel weather," as it was
+described at breakfast. Whatever it might be, I was Jonah; fine, Jonah
+bringing a head wind; wet, Jonah bringing the wet; the ship rolling, it
+was Jonah's additional weight on the port side that was doing it; and so
+on. The suggestion arose that the villain should be offered to the first
+whale sighted; but "We should have more respect for the whale," said
+Phillips. Nor could I be sure that I was not blamed for all finger marks
+on the new paint. Meacock had been the eye-witness of one crime of mine of
+the sort. "If you touch that new enamel, your name's mud"--and then the
+_Bonadventure_ obliged with a lurch sideways which left the impression of
+my hand in a most prominent place.
+
+A more serious disgrace even befel me. Bicker and Meacock involved me in
+an argument, which was very quickly twisted into the direct question. "Who
+was England's greatest man?" Some wretched ghost whispered Shakespeare,
+and Shakespeare I named. There was derision. Shakespeare! Nelson was the
+man. I was obliged to stick to my choice. "We're talking about fellows
+that DID something for their country," said Meacock, and I gave up.
+Bicker was once agaia _in excelsis_ at this evidence of his superior
+understanding, which he seemed about to back up with physical argument.
+The shade of Nelson was vindicated; and then, I was informed that the
+second greatest man was Kitchener. I asked with innocent ignorance what
+he had effected of particular significance to our own lives? A photograph
+was produced of the earlier, more Achillean Kitchener, by way of
+settling _that_ point.
+
+Meeting Kelly in the galley one evening as I went along to make my
+cocoa, I was detained to hear of the wonders of Hamburg; and to watch
+Tich making a Cornish cake with ingredients mysteriously come by. Kelly
+was also of opinion that Hamburg's high place among towns was due to a
+dancing saloon, where birthday suits were the fashion. "Flash society,"
+he said with admiration. I was sorry to hear that in the argument over
+great men I had missed the sight of one whale. Thus it is with the
+conversationally inclined: pursuing minnows of our opinion, we miss
+the leviathans of fact.
+
+Days of reviving fine weather and swaying sea in hills and hollows,
+flinging proud manes of spray aloft for the sun to gild with rainbows
+again and again, gave place to one of skies generally overcast. Cold
+blues and greens came and went above us; the wind blew bleak over a steely
+sea. Land came into view on the port beam. Above it the clouds hung in
+dim phantasmagoria; a gleam of silver white below announced the coast,
+and, now sparkling, now dull, the lie of the land presented itself to our
+gaze. And this was Grand Canary. The mountain's sides seemed chequered
+with forest; at its bases white villages glistened; and further on, a
+conical peak and headlands grew on the eye.
+
+The sea had lately been crowded with porpoises, acre upon acre; and here
+another vast assembly crossed our track. To a credulous eye, as they
+leapt along, they might have painted the image of several sea serpents
+writhing through the waves. Above them wheeled a flock of gulls, intent I
+supposed on fishing.
+
+The cathedral of Las Palmas appeared in mirage; then the _Bonadventure_
+rounded the coast until the town came clearly before us. It was to the
+harbour just beyond the town that we were making. As we approached,
+boats came rowing ferociously towards us. One crew threw hooks carrying
+ropes over our bulwarks, and sent a man aboard. His skill would have
+done a spider credit; but to no purpose did he exert it, for the hooks
+were thrown back and the invader held prisoner on the bridge during
+Hosea's pleasure. When we anchored, a fleet of boats sprang up around
+us, the chances of any individual one, of course, for the privilege of
+supplying us with a bum-boatman being smallish. Not long afterwards,
+the ship was swarming with miscellaneous merchants, and merchandise.
+Bananas, monkeys, canaries, cigarettes, cigars, photographs (chiefly
+improper), wicker chairs, matches, field glasses, parakeets and other
+useful articles were pressed upon every one aboard who could possibly be
+tackled. Some of the canaries were heard whistling loud and long, and yet
+Kelly found that the bird which he bought, a seeming musician, was mute.
+
+No cabin was left unguarded. It was pointed out that one gentleman offered
+plain proof of knavery; on his right foot he wore an English boot, on
+the left a tennis shoe. They were all tarred with the same brush: "Worse
+than Port Said." I do not think they found much opportunity to enhance
+the reputation at our expense.
+
+A tug, the _Gando_, immediately re-named the _Can-do_, brought out our
+lighters of coal. At that signal, an interesting enterprise moved nearer
+to us. When bags are being slung over from hold to hold, a good deal
+of coal is dropped into the water; and so the enterprise consisted in
+a small barge, with the men, and material, for sending down divers to
+rescue the estrays. The diver was a huge fellow, curiously wearing a
+red tam-o'-shanter. He of course went down in a diving suit to survey
+the ocean; when he thrust his muzzle out of the water again, up would
+come at the same time his two bushel baskets; and as these were almost
+full of coal, presumably that department of salvage had its rewards.
+
+After much criticized anxiety about winches and blocks and guys, our
+stevedore gangs began their work at good speed. I was again dressed up
+in a borrowed boiler suit for the duties of tallyman. The weather became
+burning hot. The coal-dust flew round in copious whirlpool. After an hour
+I was full of discomfort, and not to be distinguished from any of the
+coal heavers. Work continued in such hearty fashion that I gathered that
+it was piece work. The foreman was another giant, with such a belly on him
+that whenever he gesticulated--that was often--stamping his foot and
+brandishing his hands, that belly really and truly quaked. His voice
+was not a success. He would have roared like thunder, but only a feeble
+croaking left his snapping jaws.
+
+By six our bunker coals had been put aboard, I discarded my honourable
+discomfort, my mask of grime, and my piratical appearance. The dealers
+in Constantinople canaries and cork soles withdrew. About the harbour
+of La Luz, the lights came out in the houses and aboard the shipping;
+the masts and yards stood out calm against a quiet coloured evening, the
+water rippled with no skirmish nor much voice to our sides. Beyond the
+towns, the mountains gloomed with the dreams of romantic journeys.
+
+An hour or so afterwards, the welcome though broken melody of the anchor's
+uprising heralded our departure. It had been a colourable interlude. I
+remember it best by a circular handed out by "Gumersindo Alejandro,
+Bumboat Business." It ran through the rigmarole of desirable articles,
+a few of which I have named above, and concluded
+
+ "and all kinds of silks suitable
+ for presents and use."
+
+A harsh description of presents? Perhaps.
+
+
+
+
+XXVIII
+
+
+By some mystical means, the mates had charmed away from our Las Palmas
+visitors at small cost or none an unusual supply of cigars and cigarettes.
+These brightened up the melancholy purser, who was now approaching the
+end of his employment. There were still, however, many things to amuse
+his leisure. How often the table talk had come to the subject of hell and
+its occupants! The latter seemed to be--after the landlubbers--shipowners,
+ship's chandlers, ship's tailors, and Customs men. Curious pictures
+were projected of notorious shipowners of the past, now compelled to
+wield the shovel next to the firemen late of their employ. As to the
+unfortunate Customs officials, witness A and B.
+
+A. "... Yes, he quite got pally with this Customs fellow----?"
+
+B (_older than A, hastily interrupting_): "I wouldn't trust any Customs
+fellow, not if he'd got a pair of b---- wings on."
+
+The _Optimist_ went on its way with the weeks. Mead added "The Vamp" to
+his cabinet of tales of mystery; but the strain of discovering subjects
+apart from the steward and the galley was clearly growing. The prominence
+of food and meal times upon a tramp was described in a ballad published
+about this time.
+
+ THOUGHTS OF A ROMANTIC.
+
+ Ten thousand miles from land are we,
+ Hark how the wild winds pipe!
+ What grand reflection swells in me?
+ This morning we'll have tripe.
+
+ For ever and evermore
+ These billows rage and swell;
+ O may I, through their angry roar,
+ Not miss the breakfast bell.
+
+ Here octopi, here great white whales,
+ Here krakens haunt the Main;
+ Mad mermaids sing--my courage fails--
+ Here comes Harriet Lane.[1]
+
+ There, far far down, what jewels lie,
+ What corals, red enough
+ To make this sauce[2] seem pale, which I
+ Am wolfing with my duff!
+
+ To think that one lone ship should thus
+ Ride o'er the greedy seas!
+ Alas! what will become of us
+ Now we've run out of cheese?[3]
+
+The northern spring came into the air. Scraps of the casual verse of one
+English poet who never tired of the year afield started up in memory
+now, where the pondered solemn music of others had no reverberation; and
+so for the rest of my voyage. The sea for a time grew intensely calm, the
+swell seeming to swim along under a mantle of pearl or quicksilver. The
+undulating surface stretched to the horizon, unbroken anywhere by restless
+foam; and over this calm lay the golden track to the setting sun. When
+presently a breeze ruffled this strange sleep, it was as though shoals
+of tiny fishes had everywhere risen to the surface; and in one or two
+places, those bubbling, flickering shoals were actual and not imaginary.
+
+As if schooled by misfortune, Sparks now posted up in the port alleyway a
+statement of football results and tables; so that many bosoms aboard
+needed no longer to feel a heaving anxiety. A turtle lazily floated by,
+watched by many who could have welcomed him on deck; a whale passed,
+shouldering and spouting the brine; and shortly, as the midnight moon
+had portended, the dark green sea began to run in hilly ridges, sometimes
+sluicing the decks, and tilting the _Bonadventure_ to one side or the
+other. Grey rain-squalls flew over us now and then; but, considering our
+near approach to the redoubtable Bay, we were in excellent weather. The
+mate, however, was not one to take chances; and certain barrels, an anvil
+and a few other heavy movables were shifted from the windward side of the
+engines.
+
+The steward and his adjutant had now little time certain in which to
+reform my room, so they fell upon it with paint brushes and "flat white"
+in vigorous style; it had been my hope to be allowed this labour, but I
+remembered my "Tom Sawyer," where painting as a recreation was so truly
+valued. Mouldytop was seldom seen in these days without his pot and
+brush; he went at it from dawn to midnight and then did overtime. My
+room was turned into a whited sepulchre, which is better than a sooted
+one, but as it was a sort of receptacle for coal-dust, which was coal
+grease withal, even when port, ventilator and door were all closed, it was
+to be feared, _tamen usque recurret_, it would be black again in a week.
+
+We came into a region of ships, tramps like ourselves for the most part,
+and the less handsome oil-tankers also. Finisterre lighthouse shone
+kindly upon us. With a fair wind, the concourse of shipping dwindling
+away somewhat as we went on, we now entered the Bay. Our angles began
+to be anything but right, but it was much gentler weather than I had any
+reason to need. Fair as it was for us, save for the cinders that fell
+in showers amidships, the vessels running in the teeth of the weather
+were pitching with vigour. Grey and shrouded the sea met us in hills and
+valleys, with white ridges and flecked with foaming veins; as we went
+further into the famous corner, the _Bonadventure_ could not but roll and
+lurch as though she liked it, and the waves were mountainous; yet out
+there we passed a fishing boat making beautiful weather of it.
+
+The second mate, Bicker, could scarcely get any sleep; but not on any
+score of weather or discomfort. All his watch below, or most of it, one
+might see him standing at his sea chest with pen scratching away at the
+forthcoming _Optimist_. So sweet is journalism when wooed as a casual
+mistress. Shall I go on? No.
+
+My trouble was not what to write but what to read. Even Young's _Night
+Thoughts_, buried in annotations reverent and irreverent, began to grow
+familiar beyond all reason. _Pears' Cyclopædia_, _Brown's Nautical
+Almanac_, _The South Indian Ocean Pilot_, _Phrenology for All_, and
+other borrowed books, were all at much the same stage. This ship was
+not the one recently reported in the newspapers in which the chief read
+poetry like a passion, the cook chewed Froude with his morning crust, and
+the cabin-boy needed the help of Hegel. I forget if those were the
+actual claims, but in any case that was another ship. About now, an
+accident happened to my Young. It seemed as if a Poltergeist had visited
+the spare cabin port during the night, for awaking I found my settee,
+and the _Night Thoughts_ thereon, waterlogged. Perhaps the heavy rain
+had been answerable for this, but I could not see how--my port was
+closed. Poltergeist had spared my novel, lying next to Young: evidently he
+thought that already watery enough. Young, immortal, made a surprising
+recovery.
+
+Now, we were nearing the one country. It needed no drab island of Ushant
+with its lighthouse to tell me this; for hardly had I put down in my
+diary "Much milder," when it became necessary to write "Much colder."
+The tumults of the Bay were over and gone, and we were under a dun sky
+dropping rain which obviously belonged to the English Channel.
+
+We swung round Ushant and became more aware of the ups and downs of
+navigation; these were less noticeable as we ran on. The prospect, or say
+circumspect of the day was narrowed in by dismal rainstorm, and once
+more it was a bleak amusement trying to make out the forms of ships
+through the foggy veils. The wind moaning, the rain splashing, measured
+out long hours, till all saddened into night with little to notice, save
+the gulls and divers whom such weather suited well. At any rate we were
+not unfortunate in our direction. The _Hammonia_ going the other way with
+passengers showed us that by contrast.
+
+The night elapsed, we came abeam of the Isle of Wight, which showed
+but indistinctly, though the day was cold and steady. Calm indeed lay the
+green Channel up which the _Bonadventure_ with speed sufficient to
+please Phillips was making her way. Ships, or their smoky evidences,
+made the time pass quickly. It was Good Friday, a great day for my
+childhood in Kent, land of plum-pudding-dogs and monkey-tail trees, a
+day when I heard, as indeed my elder companions had long foretold, the
+church bells rung muffled; although I was disappointed in the purple
+cassocks which, tradition fabled, would be worn by the choir on that
+day. Lent (and Advent too for that matter) was solemn then and real,
+outside of churches; and with Good Friday it appeared undeniable that
+there had been done some thing at which Nature must go in mourning. The
+three hours' service, like the watch that rang out the dying year and
+rang in the new, was in every one's thought that we met; such ceremony
+was not for nothing. The melancholy hymns of the season were more than
+sung verses.
+
+To-day, at least, we had hot-cross buns to our breakfast. So is the
+Lord remembered in these years of discretion. The sailors had the day
+to themselves.
+
+Our course lay more or less east, and brought us a succession of glimpses
+of shining cliffs and misty downs. Off Dover we saw both coasts at
+once. In 1919 I hoped I had seen the last of that piece of France.
+Running out of this strait into the North Sea under a shrewish though a
+moderate wind, we passed a number of fishermen, and what struck my
+mind with the strangeness almost of the Flying Dutchman, a three-masted
+barque under full sail, at a distance. It was sunset at the time. She
+caught the light and bowed upon her journey, a sweet sight, too quickly
+lost in the dark. Soon we picked up the flash of a lightship off the Dutch
+shore, and soon after that the cold to which my wanderings had not made
+me careless sent me inside.
+
+Chilly brightness and blue sky saw us making rapidly over the North
+Sea, visited by thrushes and linnets, while the water seemed crowded
+with those clever birds, though so gawky upon the wing, the divers.
+We crossed the wake of an oil-tank, burning the water almost like the
+witch's oils in "The Ancient Mariner," and scenting the air unlike those
+abstractions; came to a lightship, where our course was altered; and met
+the pilot cutter in a calm sea and air vivid with sun and cold about four.
+The rope ladder went down, the row-boat came alongside, and the pilot
+was taken up to the bridge. I could not repress odd emotions at thus
+seeing again "Brother Boche"--he looked a replica of ancient types of
+my acquaintance--after such a long separation.
+
+The estuary of the Ems received us, a flat sheet of water, with low
+coastlands only noticed by reason of towers here and there. The tides
+obliged us to anchor some miles outside Emden at six, and to wait until
+midnight. The sky darkened and loured into rain. At twelve in a black
+and gusty night, to the accompaniment of much hooting and shouting, the
+_Bonadventure_ moved up the river, and in the greyness and chill of
+daybreak berthed in a quiet basin at Emden.
+
+Through this last movement I had tried to snatch some sleep, but was
+harassed by the socialism of Bicker and Mead, who considered it but fair
+that as they were being deprived of their sleep, I should be deprived
+of mine. They, therefore, visited me at intervals, switched on my fan
+which was now quite unnecessary, prodded me with toasting-forks, and
+so saluted the happy morn, like those larks which were now singing and
+soaring to justify any praise of them that ever was written.
+
+-----
+
+[Footnote 1: "Harriet Lane." The name of that unfortunate lady is often
+applied to the curious tinned meat provided aboard.]
+
+[Footnote 2: "This sauce." A pink luxury poured over Sunday's duff.]
+
+[Footnote 3: "Cheese." In these closing lines the poet's hope was to
+record the actual expression of the saloon in general on receipt of the
+steward's pronouncement: "That there was no more cheese."]
+
+
+
+
+XXIX
+
+
+On Easter Day the sun--it was an old proverb--will dance; and this time
+he was in the mood. We lay in a basin like other tramps; beyond, there
+clustered red roofs with blessed ungainly angles, a pleasing sight after
+those southern flat ones of grey. Farther off, the church spire climbed
+above the trees, and though many people in their Sunday dress were walking
+that way, more were taking their rounds beside these docks.
+
+It was as certainly good to be here as that spring was here. The chirrup
+of sparrows, jubilate of larks, noises of poultry, bleating of lambs
+from an enclosure of young fruit trees close at hand, and the play of
+children, were all comely and reviving.
+
+Alas! that the Easter gift of the ship's officers should have been so out
+of tune. An old gentleman of the same outlook as Polonius, the broker,
+brought a packet of letters aboard at breakfast, and among these were the
+wrong kind of Easter tidings--statements of their reductions in wages.
+They accepted this falling off without murmur, save for a few dry remarks.
+
+A motor-boat came bringing the stores, and, to the disgust of the cook
+and other watchers, a great stack of long loaves, altogether leathery
+in external appearance. Most of these were returned. The ship's chandler
+must have thought we were arriving in force. Our own boat was tied at the
+foot of the gangway, and the apprentices told off as ferrymen for the time
+being.
+
+Next day the larks were aloft again, and their melody, marvellous after
+long absence from it, came dropping from heaven as undiminished, one
+would say, as raindrops falling. So clear it sounded there even when they
+were in the clouds. Meanwhile the bosun and party were getting the winches
+and derricks into trim, with less silver voices: "H-h-hup, H-h-hup: Let
+go a little: Here, youse...."
+
+It was not unwelcome when the evening came, and Mead, Bicker, and their
+friend so soon to be returned to duty set out up the cobbled road to
+Emden; most bitter was the east wind blowing down the long colonnades
+of trees, and we hastened into the sheltering streets of the little town.
+We found it a quiet and beautiful place of ornamentation, and gables
+and high houses, with a canal in the midst. Masterly seemed its spire,
+stretching up into the sky with unexpected height and charming ease. It
+was Easter Monday, and many folks were walking out--we looked curiously
+about us, and while none were anything but tidy and decent, none had
+any of the symptoms of much and to spare. They were evidently poor, but
+far from poor in spirit.
+
+We were puzzled by the Sabbath look of things to find a place to sit
+down and apply some antidote to the effects of that rawish east wind. We
+began drifting as usual, when an old fellow in black coat and Homburg
+hat pushed past us, mumbling something. A light came swiftly into the
+eyes of Mead and Bicker; the old fellow was fragrant with good beer.
+We asked him for directions. He was off at once in a loud, hard voice:
+"By Jesus Christ and General Jackson," he began (and _da capo_), "the
+two best men in America. You come to my house." Following him, and coping
+with his repeated invocations of the Messiah and the General, and requests
+for an opinion of his English speech, we arrived by and by. He was an
+innkeeper, and (by Jesus Christ) "an old sailing man himself."
+
+The inn parlour was most excellently warm, free and easy. We set to with
+hot grog, the brimmer being rebrimmed (if my memory serves me) not once
+nor twice. The room was not one which depressed. Around it hung daubs
+of full-rigged ships of Batavia in the fifties and sixties; there was an
+automatic weighing machine, a most magnificent penny-in-the-slot piano,
+and another apparatus for extracting copper from the air, dressed up as a
+blue windmill, but I did not inquire what it was expected to yield. And
+the wall-paper was tapped with an ample border, in which one saw smooth
+waters, placid smacks, and more windmills.
+
+The other occupants of the room were the quiet set at the tables, a
+drunken Finn seaman with one arm in bandages, a dark-haired musician,
+the landlord and his wife and their good-looking daughter; while from the
+private house other members of the family came and went at need, as
+will be seen.
+
+We provided the landlord with grog. He melted with gratitude, rose,
+and set his horrible piano going, whose wicked hammers champed upon some
+of the harshest wires outside of the barbed-wire dumps. And what is
+more, whenever the piano began, our friend the Finn thought his hour
+had come to shine, and essayed a sort of stamping, stooping dance across
+the floor. This led to persuasion. The landlord persuaded, the landlady
+persuaded, unclassified assistants persuaded, and presently the dancer
+was pleased to be seated once more, exclaiming, "When I come aboard he
+says to me, he says, 'All right, Captain, all right, all right.'" No
+sooner did the music begin afresh than this enthusiast would rise up
+relentlessly as though hypnotized (by the pæan) and perhaps stamp out
+a bar or two before being replaced by combined efforts. This kept on
+happening.
+
+None the less, the landlord, who had apparently spent the day in liquid
+rejoicings, was swallowing grog and growing taleful. He claimed all
+sorts of sea service and seemed to know what he was talking about,
+posed even my expert friends with the sailing-ship question: What's
+the difference in build between a Scotch ship, a Nova Scotian, and a
+Yankee? Boxing too was in his line: "Scholar of John L. Sullivan," he
+assured us, and directed admiration to his fist, which was normal. From
+taleful he waxed tuneful. "I'm a chanty-man, y'know," and wiping back
+his gingery-white whiskers he groaned out "Blow the man down," and "The
+streams of our native Australia," in dreadful style. After these, finding
+himself strangely appreciated, he offered and began "a real English song,
+y'know--exchoose me, y'know, if I don't speak the plain English." It was
+"The Maid of the Mill." His rendering was a strain on our tact, and too
+much for one of the young ladies of the house, who was smitten with a fit
+of giggling most right and justifiable. At that, the old villain flew
+into a ridiculous passion, jumped up, and was for hitting this girl.
+He was restrained.
+
+After this unwanted diversion, he returned and (with starts of rage)
+barked out the rest of his song. His wolfhound began, and we began, to
+find the vocalist a nuisance; and as the evening wore on, I thought the
+authentic musician, who played the violin, was beginning to resent our
+presence and success. The daughter of the house foolishly sat at our
+table. The musician, however, was soothed with an honorarium, and with
+much "Auf wieder-sehen!" we went. Even now, however, it was thought
+unseemly to reach the ship in one journey, so halts were called twice;
+and once aboard, the usual arguments kept us out of our beds until four
+or so in the morning.
+
+The two grain-elevators in the port were still busy with a Greek steamer,
+so that, apart from painting, the _Bonadventure_ was idle, and there was
+little to do but row over to the canteens and return with undreamed-of
+quantities of chocolate and cigarettes. Cigars were, to us, as lightly
+bought as matches. As to the painting, it was again mysterious that
+two of the apprentices fell off the stage on which they were working
+alongside; they were soon dressed in borrowed plumage. Suddenly in the
+evening our discharge began.
+
+Lighters of the local type, very long and narrow, were already alongside
+when the tugs swung the first elevator into his place. The huge floating
+turret looked somewhat like a smock mill. The stevedores quickly made
+fast their tackle: four large drain-pipe tubes were let down into the
+chosen hold, and the suckers commenced. There was a drumming boom of
+machinery, mixed with the swish of the ingulfing of the grain and its
+disgorging through broader conduits on the other side of the elevator
+into the river barges. It grew dark, the red and green railway lights
+burned fiercely in brisk air against the last of an orange sunset. But
+the elevator was kept at work, and arc lights hung over the hold showed
+the novel scene of the sliding grain and its trimmers.
+
+One effect of the late-continued drone and thud of the elevator was to
+torment me with war dreams. First I was in an attack, among great rocks,
+under a violent barrage; then, on one of those unforgettable raw, dark
+mornings, I was at the window of a great ruined house behind the line,
+watching the bleary effulgence of the Very lights starting up here and
+there and expecting the worst from a nasty silence, only pierced by single
+shell-bursts. Then, beside the elevator, an infuriated and intoxicated
+bargee stood on the landing-stage about midnight bawling for a boat which
+didn't come. His patience was, however, considerable; he bawled for a
+long hour. In consequence, I suppose, of these matters I arrived very
+late at breakfast amid the usual cries of "You Jonah, you!"
+
+The second elevator arrived, and, like some great iron insect with many
+beaks, began to swallow up the grain from the holds aft. The ship shook
+with the speed and power of the pumping machinery; the long lighters with
+their great round-table steering wheels filled up, battened down, and
+swung away. In one of the holds there were the bags put in at Ingeniero
+White; under them again lay the yellow grain in mass. The elevator's
+proboscis dipped into that grain, while the trimmers unstowed, slit and
+emptied the sacks; so the ship began to lighten, and her bow already
+stood high out of the water.
+
+The red evening sky was smoky with cold; then the stars sparkled with
+frost; and a small gathering enjoyed the oil stove in Bicker's room.
+The steward, in unusual radiance, came in presently, and sang a long
+song concerning a tramp who was flung off a freight train by a brakesman.
+"Because he was only a tramp" (_dying fall_).
+
+This might have been a comment on Mr. W. H. Davies' Autobiography.
+Warmed with his singing and other helps, the steward began to recall
+his acquaintance (on guard) with Royalty, and spun off at tangents with
+affairs half a century more recent: "That b---- flaming butcher-- I
+was going to hit him with a box of matches," and other incidents. I
+was sorry to hear the lank Chips, the next morning, bawling at the
+entrance of the saloon a complaint about the toughness of his meat; the
+steward's new mood deserved anything but that sort of damper.
+
+
+
+
+XXX
+
+
+With little to do, I fought a sort of pillow fight with Meacock, our
+weapons being sacks well stuffed; he won, of course, but it was a popular
+bout. Then there were acrobatic performances on the stays of the funnel.
+The need I had for training appeared on our last night in Emden Port,
+when my sleep was nipped in the bud by the entry of Bicker and Mead.
+Both had the clear spirits raised, in two senses; both thickened voices
+already thick enough. They were disguised (Mead's fancy, I warrant)
+as members of the Ku-Klux-Klan; and besides their costume one bore a
+revolver, the other an air gun impounded from an apprentice. I was
+ordered out of bed, but wished to stop; we argued about it and by good
+luck I hung on. After this, insidious, they declared that a lady who
+knew me and wished to see me had come aboard. This flight of fancy and
+flow of language went on until they sought variety, which they found
+in painting the unfortunate Tich in the alley below in several colours.
+
+The German police, green men and true, watched the ship closely. It was
+rumoured that a shipping clerk and a young woman had eloped and were
+aboard one of the tramps. "Love in a foc'sle," especially ours, was
+considered no bad joke.
+
+One more home circle was held in the starboard alleyway towards
+midnight; gin very prevalent, and the steward also. He fell into a
+sequence of army recollections, which (as the glass was thrust replenished
+into his hand) began on this pattern, "Well, I'm telling you, Mister, at
+three in the afternoon of March the twelfth 1873, we was parading
+outside the Queen's pavilion...." Once more also Mead and myself made our
+way into Emden. The old nooks of buildings and the vistas of narrow
+thoroughfares and lazy waterways, the shops and the folk, all made a
+kindly picture; after supper, we avoided a downpour of sleet in a café
+with an orchestra, whose repertory of 4,000 pieces included two by
+English composers, and his name was Sullivan. On our midnight way home,
+we stopped at a Dutchman's bar and asked for and got a dozen hard-boiled
+eggs for a second supper aboard. I was carrying a parcel in hand and
+two bottles, or rather gas-cylinders, of gin in the lining of my
+mackintosh when we reached the German sentry-box beside the Quay. He
+puffed at his pipe as he felt the parcel and saw that all was well.
+
+The iron in the ship began to sweat great drops, and the walls of one's
+bunk glistened with damp. The glass was falling; the water of the basin
+no longer lay smooth as oil but beat against the ship grudgingly. In
+short, excellent Flanders weather ensued the old-established weather,
+guaranteed to cure rabid individuals of war cant after one hour's trial
+(unshelled) on sentry-go or at the ration dump. For the worst and even
+hopeless cases, half an hour's trial on the banks of the Steenbeck was
+confidently recommended--I was lucky now to have a roof leaking but
+little. Phillips showed me the one dry corner in his room--a portion of
+the settee about a foot square.
+
+Hosea's wife joined us in the saloon, and not only by her genial presence
+itself merited our best thanks, but also by her influence on the steward.
+As if by magic, Ideal milk was added to our tinned pears (usually,
+apricots); and the jam changed to strawberry.
+
+At length the elevators ceased from troubling, and the supervisors from
+dilating in _Platt Deutsch_ over the damage in the bilges. The bosun's
+strangled noise timed the hoisting of the ship's boat, which had had
+a busy holiday, to its normal place. The little broker made his last
+appearance round the steward's precincts; and with the heaving up of the
+gangway, the arrival of the tugs, the return of the wireless aerial to its
+heights and the smoking funnel--it, no doubt, never looked better--we
+were ready to depart.
+
+It was twilight when our ropes fore and aft were loosed from the dolphins,
+and the _Bonadventure_ slowly moved into the lock. Here while the port
+authorities made a swift inspection for stowaways and concluded their
+arrangements, we stopped a time, listening to the odd mixture of noise
+from bleating of sheep and hooting of our whistle. Then we moved out to
+sea, not without bumping into the lock wall and gashing the bow. The air
+was intensely cold, and the iron frameworks against the last tinges of
+sunset and the red and white lights were now all there was to see of
+our port of discharge. That episode was over; after midnight, the ship
+stopped at Borkum to put down the pilot, and then, on again. My voyage
+was hurrying into memory.
+
+
+
+
+XXXI
+
+
+Short seas running and a squally wind abeam made the light ship jerk and
+roll. The early sun was hidden in the dull purple of a racing sleet-cloud,
+which passed over the _Bonadventure_ and swept on to lash the dunes of
+Holland lying dim blue along the yellow horizon. The engines beat out
+a cheerful tattoo and sent the ship, wobbling as she went, at eleven
+knots through the green water. The wind grew westerly but not sisterly;
+the melancholy began to expatiate on the short text, "The Longships,"
+but the profusion of fishing smacks out around us seemed to show that no
+tempestuous weather was at hand.
+
+The next morning, a spiritual Beachy Head was glittering like crystal
+in the distance; while the head wind fell upon us, and momently a great
+thud like the impact of a great shell shook the ship's sizable frame and
+lifted her in see-saw style. I watched the south coast sliding by with
+as much excitement as if I had been coming home on leave again. Meacock
+was at his most picturesque with his reminiscences of a hard-case
+ship called the _Guildhall_, but I could not retain what he told me,
+with this distraction of English shores and skies about us. The general
+scene recorded itself; of all the magnificent evenings which my voyage
+had brought forth this was perhaps the nonpareil. The skies were of
+tumultuous colour, requiring one of the old Dutch masters to observe, let
+alone to reproduce. A bright brazen sun, throwing at his whim (as it
+were) his vesture of clouds about him, burnt out below a pavement of
+light ever seething with the leaping waves, and sometimes hidden,
+sometimes emerging, lit the sky astern to a tawny glow, or left it
+sullen as clay. Here, the horizon was an olive green, there, a blue
+girdle; ships in stippled blackness tilted this way and that against it,
+or nearer ploughed grey expanses; and above pillars and cliffs of
+rocky cloud lifted themselves enormously into a firmament purpled or
+kindled into wild flame.
+
+So we hurtled along, the wind flawing, abeam, ahead. The great prow
+mounted high against the sunset, or thrust like the head of a porpoise
+down again into the onslaught of rolling waters. The hand on the lookout
+paced up and down the foc'sle head in loneliness, the officer on the
+bridge answered his call as ever, the seagulls followed the ship with
+their unvarying calm and pride of wing. Presently the fine light of
+Eddystone was our solace.
+
+The last day of my pursership dawned, a day I welcomed and yet was sorry
+to find come. How swiftly it stole by! At seven that morning we were
+midway between the Longships lighthouse and that yet lonelier one the
+Wolf, with Land's End white with snow to feast the eye. The sun was a
+Jolly Bacchus, the waves dancing as green as the young leaves sacred to
+that god, and the happy porpoises ambled among them. Yet still, as we
+swung round the corner, in a veritable procession of funnels and smoke
+trails, a squall came down, heralded by a half-seen rainbow, threw us
+rudely off the poise and chilled the air to winter again. But round went
+the _Bonadventure_ and coasted beneath moors and tors sullenly green
+into the Bristol Channel.
+
+The heavy rolling died away as we passed from the Cornish shore (where
+they are said to eat strangers), and my Emden chilblains felt the weather
+growing much warmer. Indeed, we had not had so mild a day since we left
+Las Palmas. Towards three we came abreast of Lundy Island's bluff, and
+Hartland opposite, a sturdy cliff likewise. The tide helped us well,
+but the wind was veering. Urged by those officers and engineers whose
+wives would be at Barry Docks this evening to greet them, and by his
+own wishes, the chief had promised to bring the _Bonadventure_ to the
+tier in Barry Docks by seven.
+
+Ilfracombe nestling happily under the moors was quickly passed; the
+_Bonadventure_ could move when she had a mind; the mellow green country
+of Somerset parcelled in such English fashion with such straight
+hedgerows, faded astern. The coast of Wales revealed the twin lighthouses
+called the Nash Lights, and still the ship raced on. Then, as if before
+the time, we were entering the locks at Barry, in a smoky twilight,
+after an evening shower; were inside, and tied up to the tier.
+
+Not much remains to add. The next day I scrambled down the rope ladder,
+and bade farewell to the _Bonadventure_, that "dirty ship," not unbeloved;
+and Mead came next. The boat below carried us to the quay, under the
+red hulls of ships gleaming with the light from the dancing ripples; then
+came paying off, a most unpunctual and irritating performance, and
+good-byes to the old friends, from Hosea to Kelly, of the last few
+months; and most of all, perhaps, to that gay spirit Mead. My good-bye
+to these might be, I hoped, no such final one; but my round trip was
+accomplished and I felt that for me "there would be no more sea," so that
+the actual signing off of the purser seemed to me a point in my life's
+course. Then presently, after a hearty last word with Mead--kind be the
+dog-watch stars to him, wherever his ship carry him--I departed; the
+last train for Slowe having, naturally, gone out, I made for the nearest
+town to Slowe, and finishing my journey part on foot, part on a borrowed
+bicycle, was enabled to awaken Mary while the rest of the parish of
+Staizley slept the sleep of the just.
+
+[Illustration: Welcome Sailor!]
+
+
+
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