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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Bonadventure, by Edmund Blunden
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: The Bonadventure
+ A Random Journal of an Atlantic Holiday
+
+Author: Edmund Blunden
+
+Release Date: May 14, 2010 [EBook #32371]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE BONADVENTURE ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Roger Frank and the Online Distributed
+Proofreading Team at http://www.fadedpage.net
+
+
+
+
+
+THE BONADVENTURE
+
+
+
+
+ THE WAGGONER
+ and other poems by
+ Edmund Blunden
+
+ JOHN CLARE
+ Poems chiefly from MSS.
+ selected and edited with
+ a biographical note by
+ Edmund Blunden
+ and
+ Alan Porter
+
+ THE SHEPHERD
+ and other poems of
+ Peace and War by
+ Edmund Blunden
+ awarded the
+ Hawthornden Prize, 1922
+ Third Edition
+
+
+
+
+THE BONADVENTURE
+
+A Random Journal of an Atlantic Holiday
+
+By EDMUND BLUNDEN
+
+ "There ships divide their wat'ry way,
+ And flocks of scaly monsters play;
+ There dwells the huge Leviathan,
+ And foams and sports in spite of man."
+
+ Isaac Watts.
+
+LONDON
+
+RICHARD COBDEN-SANDERSON
+
+17 THAVIES INN
+
+
+
+
+Copyright 1922
+
+Printed in Great Britain by Butler & Tanner, Frome and London
+
+
+
+
+ To
+ H.W.M.
+ THIS
+ "ROUND TRIP"
+
+
+
+
+AUTHOR'S NOTE
+
+A few facts are perhaps needed in this place. The autumn of 1921 found me
+in bad health, which seemed to me to be gaining ground. The Editors for
+whom it is my privilege to work were of that mind too, and suggested a sea
+voyage. I am one of that large class who can afford little more than
+voyages in ships which are hauled over on chains; but this was allowed
+for in every possible way by my Editors, in consequence of whose active
+generosity and that of the owners to whom my case was made known, I
+suddenly found myself bound for the River Plate. I can but say that when
+my friends expressed their envy I was well able to understand their
+feelings and my good luck.
+
+For the rest, this little book is not intended for anything beyond
+the statement on the title page. I am sorry myself that there are no
+adventures of the blood-curdling sort in it; but I could not go out of
+my way, nor do tramps find time, it seems, for propitiating cannibals.
+Of unrehearsed effects on voyages, indeed, my belief is that it is
+possible sometimes to have too much. Eastward of Madagascar, we read, lies
+Tromelin Island--a sandbank a mile long. In 1761 the _Utile_ was wrecked
+there, and eighty blacks were left behind; all died except seven of the
+women, who clung to life for fifteen years, nourished on shell fish
+and brackish water, until Captain Tromelin landed and saved them. Now I
+cannot feel sorry that I was not one of that party.
+
+There is, naturally, some slender disguise of names and so forth through
+my journal. There may be, it occurs, a S.S. _Bonadventure_ at the present
+day; if it is so, this is not the ship. My grateful recollections of
+Captain Hosea, his officers and crew apply to those gentlemen indeed,
+but they do not sign on by the names which I have for this occasion
+invented. Thus their own example leads me; how much oftener was I
+hailed as "Skylark" and "Jonah" than as
+
+ EDMUND BLUNDEN.
+
+
+
+
+ London,
+ December 23, 1921.
+
+Dear Blunden,--
+
+There you are, outward bound and southward ho! Here am I, with the
+newsboys outside shouting the latest imbecility to the murk, trying to get
+warm and happy by considering a dull electric heater and the faded
+memory of another ship (she went downstairs in the war) which, years ago,
+on a December morning, passed through the lock gates at Swansea for Para
+and all, while I stood by her rail sorry for the people who had not my
+luck. Now it is your turn. Make the most of it. It will do something
+to take away the taste of Stuff Trench. You will find me, when you come
+home, still over the electric stove listening to the newsboys. I shall
+call for wine, and you must tell me all about the Fortunate Isles. I am
+sure they are still there, and that you will see them.
+
+ O, a Cardiff ship sails down the river
+ (Blow, boys, blow!)
+ Her masts and yards they shine like silver
+ (Blow, my bully boys, blow!)
+
+Sing up, Blunden! And don't forget to take soap, towels and matches. Do
+you smoke a pipe? You'll wish presently you knew how to do it, if you have
+misspent your time and never learned. But I suppose eighteenth-century
+literature and the baby have absorbed all your energies. A pipe is only
+fit for the idle-minded.
+
+There's another thing. Don't forget that the ship's master is a greater
+man than a colonel. You know colonels, don't you? (All right, all right!)
+Well, make no mistake about it, master mariners, as a rule, are different.
+It is long odds that your new master will know his job. If you are nice to
+him, he may even confess to a taste for your poetry; ships' masters are
+like pie, I have found, to little lost children like ourselves who know
+nothing about ships, but they are perfectly frightful towards those
+who know all about ships, and know it all wrong.
+
+A happy Christmas and a lucky New Year.
+
+ Yours ever,
+ H. M. TOMLINSON.
+
+
+
+
+I
+
+
+On the eleventh of January my uncertainty was ended by the apparition (and
+in the village of Staizley it is no less) of a girl with a telegram. Her
+walk of three miles or thereabouts, from our nearest telegraph office,
+brought her to my gate at three in the afternoon; and with her customary
+awed speechlessness she gave me her message. It was from "Kingfisher," the
+decoded entity of which was the great shipping owner to whom I owed my
+arrangements; and in response I hastily attempted to leave a semblance
+of order behind me and to seem unexcited. My luggage, no cumbrous
+affair, had already been packed. By six, the trap of an ingenious
+neighbour, who lives by all sorts of traps, was heard at the gate, and
+Mary and myself got in. Determined protest, not at my departure, but
+at the apparent departure of her mother, was now raised by the youngest
+among us. My comforting promises were ignored, and the infant's cries
+redoubled. Nevertheless, off we went.
+
+The evening had been pouring out, with the vigour of an elemental
+Whistler, sleet and hail, and now though the wind was down our drive
+lay through fields half whitened with the storm; and the air was livid
+with the clouded moon and as cold as the ebbing light. With its multitude
+of pollards, its desolate great fields, its chilling breaths, the
+countryside might have been Flanders. This aspect seemed incidentally
+to demonstrate the wisdom of going elsewhere for a month or two.
+
+We now came into Slowe, discussing all the time our past, present and
+future; the chief result of the discussion was the placing of my
+unanswered letters at Mary's disposal. The town of Slowe was at peace.
+Its station wore the familiar air of having nothing to do with the coarse
+noise of traffic. Here Mary spent some moments in melancholy visions of
+my funeral at sea. She hoped these were wrong, and I, beginning to be
+affected also, hoped so equally.
+
+"Good-bye" to Mary! The curve of the track carried her out of sight,
+and, imagining with resolution that the carriage was comfortably warm, I
+resigned myself to the journey to Liverpool Street. By way of passing the
+time, I fell back upon my habit of considering how the Latin poets might
+render the words, upon which few Englishmen have not been reared:
+
+ "The use of this rack for heavy and bulky packages...."
+
+But though the sentiment which they convey is salutary, and though
+such metrical gifts as "graviora" and "viatores" instantly suggested
+themselves, the task once again defeated me.
+
+Some such deadening pastime (Tennyson advises it) was necessary. There
+are many stations between Slowe and Liverpool Street, and the train, the
+last of the day between those places, stopped at each one. Arrived in
+London, and shivering with cold, I sought out my relations; reported with
+a certain amount of pride, which evoked no corresponding admiration at
+such a late hour, my impending voyage, and was rewarded with a bed.
+
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+My instructions were to present myself next morning, without fail, at
+the shipping offices of Messrs. Wright, Style and Storey, in Cardiff.
+Mary's double accordingly hurried me through my breakfast and led the
+way to Paddington. I urged myself to realize that I was going upon
+holiday; but, it cannot be withheld, the thought of this particular
+pleasure had a serious tinge. Paddington itself, to such an islander as
+I am, had some of the credit of this. To me, that large terminus is, as a
+jumping-off position, less human than, for example, Victoria. From
+Paddington, with its Western propaganda, it may well seem that humanity
+is travelling out into the round world's imagined corners; but Victoria,
+with its lesser range in sight, leaves a quieter speculation. From
+Brighton there is no such press of mammoth liners? Even when the
+destination was the B.E.F., it was comforting to me to set out from
+Victoria, whence the way led through a compact, placid, formerly
+uninternational, still un-Atlantic quarter. A Society for the Suppression
+of Astronomers has been mooted by the lazy-minded. I am not sure that
+geographers should not be included. Distances, no doubt, are as essential
+to romance as to Copley Fielding's water-colours; but they can rouse in
+some of us troubling thoughts, which, summed up, say "Leave us alone!"
+Such thoughts had disturbed me when, with farewells from Bess, I retired
+to the sporting columns of my newspaper, and the train moved out.
+
+In compensation for my experience of the previous evening, the journey
+went quickly by. A sunny morning, blue and still, lit up the country.
+So fine was the day, and the country, with its ancient timber, its
+mole-hilled pastures, its feeding horses and cheerful rooks, appeared so
+mellow, that the wisdom of leaving it behind was not so conspicuous as,
+the night before, it had been. Cardiff. I knew nothing about it, except
+as "Cardiff." I entrusted myself, therefore, to a taxi-driver, who
+claimed to know more, even to the whereabouts of the shipping office
+to which I was bound. After meanderings and advice from the police and
+the public, he made amends for his inaccuracy by setting me down at
+the foot of a gloomy staircase leading to the rooms of Messrs. Wright,
+Style and Storey.
+
+And now for a few moments I was in trouble. Thinking that the telegram
+which warranted my calling at this Cardiff office of the London Company
+would best explain my intrusion, I handed it over the fateful counter.
+The clerk took it, assumed a serious air, avoided looking at me, and
+referred to a superior. I was puzzled. More so, the superior. A murderer,
+concerned in the atrocity at Bournemouth, was at that time untraced,
+and I fancy that the official had the mystery in his mind at this point.
+At any rate, eyeing the wire with doubt for some time, he suddenly
+advanced towards me and put the question, in stern accents: "Who are you?"
+
+Who are you?
+
+I feel sure that my explanation was unbusinesslike, but he presently
+divined the truth. Word of my movement had not been sent him from London.
+He withdrew to the telephone or time-table; then restoring to me my
+sibylline leaf, told me to go to Barry Docks, where I should find the
+_Bonadventure_, recognizable by a white S painted on the funnel, lying
+at Tip Eleven or Twelve, and to go aboard and report myself to the
+captain. I went, fearing lest the captain likewise might know as little
+in advance about the trembling suspect before him.
+
+Urchins scrambled for my luggage at the Barry Docks Station, an hour
+or so later, and the two victors hurried it along to Tip Eleven. These
+coal-tips overhead and the shipping alongside, with knots of workmen
+passing masked in coal-dust, engaged my mind as we went, and before I
+was fully aware of it we were aboard a vessel which the boys recognized as
+the _Bonadventure_. I paid the carriers, who went away at speed, and
+asked a wooden-faced seaman, who seemed to be alone, where I could find
+the captain. He at once cut short my search by the tone in which he
+observed, "The captain! He's having his dinner at the present." I was
+rebuked, and stood by. (I had still to witness the multitudes who want to
+find the captain of a ship in port.)
+
+I took a look at the ship, but felt lost as I did so. She was large, and
+of vague shape. I could not determine where she began and where she left
+off. A pall of coal covered everything. Heaps of cinders, which a casual
+glance described as of some seniority, lay against the deck railing. I saw
+hut-like structures about me where I stood, amidships, as the boys had
+said; but I feared to explore. At times some one with a plate or a jug
+was seen stooping swiftly through their doorways--evidence indeed of the
+captain's dinner-hour. Inaction, nevertheless, grew unpromising; and at
+last I asked an officer, as I rightly thought him, who had come out
+to keep an eye on several blasphemous and strongly individual beings
+with large spades, whether I might see the captain. When he heard my
+business, he quickly took me to him. I found myself speaking to a quiet,
+smiling, and enviably robust man who, to my relief, was not mystified
+by my arrival. He set me at my ease, told me that I should sign on as
+a member of the crew to-morrow, and allowed me to stay on the ship
+meanwhile. I was glad of this, being weary of quests for the time being.
+
+Not quite at home, as may be gathered, I went out on deck, and watched the
+tips in action; admired the mimic thunder--first the abrupt and rending,
+shattering crash, then the antistrophe of continued rollings--which each
+truckful of coal makes as it is tumbled into the shoot and thereby into
+the ship's holds. Truck after truck was drawn up, the pin knocked away
+from the end board and the coal hurled, its dusky clouds fuming out,
+into the ship: its atmosphere did not seem to strain or irritate the
+breathing organs of those worthies with the spades, and the pipes,
+whose vague labouring silhouettes enlivened the gloom. Engines plied
+constantly beside the docks with long trains of coal. As if expressing
+itself, one emitted a peculiar twofold groan. All this, of course,
+ancient history, but I was new to it. It seemed like the beginnings of
+wisdom.
+
+But the world of iron and smoke could not warm my body as well as it did
+my mind, and while I was brooding over the increasing bite in the air of
+that January afternoon, the officer whom I was to know soon as the mate, a
+young man of clear-cut features and tranquil manner, told me to make use
+of the saloon. I sat there reading, when another introduction took place.
+The steward, a weighty old man remarkable at first sight for his brown
+skull-cap, came in to say he had fitted me up with a cabin. Following him
+up a staircase, I took over this dugout-like dwelling with no small
+satisfaction. It was to be my home, he said, for three or four months
+on this South American run. I unpacked, and washed away the unearned, and
+unsuspected, film of coal-dust which was to characterize my home for the
+same length of time.
+
+Tea came, and I was mildly puzzled again, when the steward's assistant
+asked me to choose between a bloater, cold meat, and so on. I was deciding
+on something slenderer, when I realized that tea included supper, and
+applied for a kipper. The captain's wife kept conversation alive. The
+topic, I remember, was the lamented custom which once permitted captains'
+wives to make "the round trip" with their husbands.
+
+The coal still rattled into the holds every moment or two, and the same
+process was going on all round us. The water was bright in the moon,
+and the reflections of the lamps fastened high over the ships swum like
+golden serpents in the ripples. In such a light, to such a watcher,
+there seemed no end to the serried framework and the cordage to the
+giant sea travellers of steel. The constant clanging and whistling and
+crash spoke to the work of the machines, an occasional shout to the
+guiding energies of the men.
+
+
+
+
+III
+
+
+The shipping office itself left no clear impression upon me, the next
+morning, when I attended the business of signing on; but the visit
+gave me my first view of the crew of the _Bonadventure_, which was
+welcome. Many of them were coloured men, as ever, dressed in eye-catching
+smartness. I reflected on the extent to which the market of boots of two
+colours must depend on these firemen. Among the others, a Cornishman of
+odd automatic gait, whose small head balanced a squarish black hat,
+moved about with an inconsequence suggestive of some clever comedian. He
+gave, however, no evidence of humorous abilities. The wooden-faced
+man, to whom I have referred, answered the call of "Cook." Sitting on
+the bench in the corner, I felt a curious stare upon me, and looking
+across the room, saw its owner, a tough customer by the expression he
+wore. For some peculiarity of conduct, this sailor was the next evening
+removed from the _Bonadventure_ by the police, with no passive resistance,
+as I vaguely heard. The police recovered.
+
+Two youths sat by me, their good nature showing itself in their talk. They
+painted my near future. The heat we should soon be feeling, 130 in the
+shade; the troubled Biscay, where "seven seas meet, which causes a great
+upheaval," chequered the vista. The function of crossing the Line was
+described as bygone, even in its less inconvenient traditions, such as
+giving the greenhorn binoculars through which a (hair) "Line" was plain
+enough.
+
+My name was called, and I went to the front. The captain conferred with
+the clerk. For technical purposes, as I supposed, I was put down "purser."
+The rank was given, but not the talents.
+
+Now, the hour of the _Bonadventure's_ sailing being imminent, the
+ship's officers who had been away were returning. The chief engineer,
+obviously regarded as a wise man; the second mate, full of stories; the
+wireless operator, youthful and brilliantined, appeared at the cabin
+table. The captain's wife drew up matrimonial plans for the third mate,
+who was not beyond blushing over his late tea--the not impossible, but
+improbable, She was evidently a recognized memory of Hamburg. The
+captain was striving to get at the facts when a doctor came in, summoned
+to see an apprentice; and he left his meal to hear the diagnosis.
+Reappearing, he said, "The only bit of luck we've had. The boy's got
+appendicitis." This was not euphemism; what might have happened had
+the ship left before the boy's illness was known for what it was, both
+to boy and authorities, he went on to hint. This piece of recognition
+was due to the mate.
+
+We were not leaving that evening, though loading ceased. I walked into
+Barry, and found its cinematograph programme somewhat worse than is
+the average. This, and the change of the weather from keen to mizzling,
+persuaded me back to my cabin for the rest of the evening; and after the
+night's rest, broken sometimes by sounds of "mighty workings," I looked
+through my porthole to discover that the ship had left the tips. She
+was now lying, under a cloudy, showery sky, well out to the middle of
+the water, and the buildings round the Docks Station, dwarfed somewhat
+by the large sign of "WARD, BUTCHER," were in sight. We should soon be
+away.
+
+The solidity of ship's breakfast was an early fact among those I was
+gleaning. Yesterday, an ample steak, with potatoes--and onions--had
+been set before me, after the preparatory porridge; this day, two tough
+sausages, with potatoes--and onions--were provided. Yet I fell to with
+an appetite, and only hoped I should feel as able in the days to come.
+
+The inert morning seemed suited to the curious quiet of the ship.
+That quiet was, however, disturbed in undertone. The incessant tramp of
+feet and sometimes the banging of gear were echoing. The final period,
+in the main "all serene," could not be without its thousand and one
+adjustments; though the holds, trimmed, I suppose, even to the steward's
+satisfaction--he had been in high choler the night before at the attempted
+delivery of meat to a store just made inaccessible by the delivery of
+coal--now were covered with tarpaulins. I had time to meditate, and the
+cold air recommended my cabin as the place.
+
+To the Plate and back again, in a cargo ship! (To the Somme and back
+again--that had seemed less surprising.) The voyage, no doubt, would be
+more arduous than that in the leave-boat from Boulogne to Folkestone.
+Would my resolution be equal to the greater strain on the system? I
+suspected that the first few days might find me groaning within myself;
+asking why I had left my draughty study, which was at least stationary?
+what I had found amiss with the array of books for review--pleasant,
+unjustly despised labour? Landlord, insurance agent, general dealer,
+rags-and-bones, watch-and clock-repairer, bricklayer come to fix the
+chimney, carpenter to take measurements for far-off bookshelves, secretary
+of football for subscriptions, and many another familiar--in the middle
+of an attempt to answer the question, "What is Poetry?"--should I be
+considering them as unhonoured privileges? Repent, repent.
+
+From the mild exercise, and a book, I was aroused by the brown skull-cap
+of the steward, who in some pain of feature uttered round the door a
+solemn "Well, I declare!" I had disregarded his bell--Jim had rung it; he
+had rung it--for dinner.
+
+There were friendly visitors afterwards. I was wished a good voyage, and
+a better room--one more artistic, I think, was in the speaker's mind.
+But comfort was cordially anticipated. The ship was not one of the older
+sort that roll. The captain, too, said that his ship did not roll. The
+shore captain grinned, but said nothing, except that, if I had been over
+to France, I should find the voyage just the same. It was the captain's
+turn to grin. Next, the second mate came, book in hand, and entered the
+name of my next-of-kin.
+
+During the afternoon the funnel of the _Bonadventure_ had sent forth
+smoke, and the hooter, hoots; the cold increased, and, having heard
+that we were to go out at about six, for all my apprehensions I felt
+eager for that hour. The surroundings were gloomy. The _Bonadventure_
+lay in a row of coal-carrying steamers, with something grim about their
+iron flatness; the _Phryne_, _Marie Nielsen_, _Sandvik_, many another,
+their cold colours reminding me of the huge blue-painted unexploded
+shell which once I ventured to help remove from a trench at Givenchy.
+The grey-green pool swilled sulkily about them: and the red bricks in
+the background offered no relief to an unprogressive eye. Sooty, hard
+and bleak, the scene itself urged my impatience to be gone.
+
+A call announced the arrival of the pilot; and, at ten minutes to six,
+in obedience to a process of which I gathered little, the ship began to
+move gently out of the dock. The shouts of the pilot on the bridge, his
+"Hard-a-port," his "Hard-a-starboard," were taken up from the forepart
+of the ship, where a number of substantial figures were at work with
+winch and cable. The _Bonadventure_ was guided with nice gradation into
+a channel not much exceeding her own width; on the quay beside men
+were shouting and scampering; the wireless clerk leaning over against all
+gravity grabbed a bag of "mail" from one of them; and out we passed.
+The wind livened. The lights of the town slowly dwindled behind us.
+Into the channel close after the _Bonadventure_ came the green lamp of
+another ship. Soon the _Bonadventure_ was definitely, at a growing
+speed, running down the Bristol Channel, under a veiled sky through
+which the moon always seemed about to emerge, and among the scattered
+lights of other ships going into Barry, or waiting in readiness to go in.
+
+The thing had never occurred to me before, and I may be pardoned for
+reflecting, while I stood watching, in a manner somewhat grandiose. The
+energy of Man, maker of cathedrals, high-roads, aqueducts, railroads, was
+passing before me; and this one manifestation of it seemed perhaps the
+most surprising. The millions of times that this restless creature Man
+had weighed his anchor and in cockle-shell or galleon or clipper or tramp
+set out to ferry over the seas at his own sweet will! This matter was
+now put in a more prosaic light by the wireless clerk, who, beckoning
+me to a place out of the wind, informed me that at a charge he could,
+as soon as the _Bonadventure_ was out of touch of land, transmit any
+message I had for home. With this youngster I tried to speak on his own
+province, in which I had made some elementary excursions in Flanders
+times: but this intrusion upon his mysteries appeared to affect him,
+and I learned only that the modern wireless was different.
+
+The doleful tolling of a bell, later on, with its suggestion of the
+Inchcape Rock, reached me in my bunk, where, noticing the oscillations
+of the ship, I had early withdrawn.
+
+
+
+
+IV
+
+
+My theory of repentance during the first few days at sea was to be fact.
+At the start, I seemed to myself to be perfectly steady. The breeze
+blew cold; I thought it even pleasant; and without over-exercise, I took
+my last views of English coasts, and watched ships ahead of us blackly
+smudging a vaporous sky. I attended dinner, and began to swell with vanity.
+
+By this time the ship was rolling (after all yesterday's kind assurances).
+There was no mistake about it: and my vanity and observation were at once
+cut short by a surprise attack of sea-sickness. A dismal cowardice
+came on me. The wind seemed changing, or perhaps--I inquired but
+little--the course of the ship; the effect needed no inquiry. Time and
+again, lowering my _morale_ at each arrival, the seas beat in a great
+crash upon the ship's sides, and, with the attendant tilt, the scarcely
+less welcome seethe of the waters flowing down the decks would follow.
+The ship seemed to be provided with cogs, on which she was raised and
+lowered with horrible deliberate jolts over a half-circle: then again,
+the big wave would jump in with a punch like some giant Fitzsimmons.
+My experience was growing. The sunshine died off the porthole; the
+breeze was half a gale already, droning and whining louder and louder;
+and I felt that my breaking-in was to be thorough enough.
+
+Captain Hosea found time, now and then, to look at his passenger. We
+kept up eloquent discourse, though I was handicapped. The origin of
+species and the riddle of the universe are topics on which much enlivening
+debate may occur, and certainly did then; but the floor of the debating
+society should be made steady and not to lift and lean and recover with a
+monstrous jerk as a point is being approached. "It's fierce," said he,
+referring to the idea of infinite abyss. I could agree from the smaller
+one which I myself seemed to be probing.
+
+Sleep was not easy during these early hours of my holiday. I spent an
+awkward night or two, listening to rattlings of all sorts, the
+battering-ram shocks of the seas, and the thump of the engines,
+watching the sweat on the rivets of my roof roll like the bubble in a
+spirit-level, and my towel float out to an apparent unperpendicular
+side to side. In this state of things I easily came to know the features
+of my cabin, described on the door-key as "spare cabin port." Amidships it
+was, between the wireless operator's premises and the captain's. The
+porthole faced the poop, and more immediately, the ship's squat
+funnel. Beneath the porthole, a padded seat was fixed; and I had on
+one length of the room a disused radiator, a chest of drawers and a
+washstand with mirror, where, despite a ventilator above, light rarely
+seemed to come. On the opposite length there was a tall malodorous
+cupboard and two bunk beds, of which I chose the lower one from sound
+instinct at the beginning, keeping to it from force of habit afterwards.
+Such was my dwelling; but I must not fail to mention the electric light
+and fan. The place was painted white, but its past use as a store had
+variegated it.
+
+The steward likewise visited me here, and sympathized. The old fellow
+talked to me much as if I had known him all my life; he being known well
+enough, indeed, to the company for whom he was going to sea in his old
+age. A scarred nose distinguished him for a time. He complained, with
+a sort of personal visualization of the sea's boorishness, that while
+attending to some stores he had been blown off a case into a barrel of
+flour.
+
+Having therefore spent the best part of my first two days at sea in
+my cabin, which offered no great variety in itself, I was much pleased
+to find myself able to arise, manfully, the third day. But I avoided
+breakfast. The morning looked inviting, the black funnel gleaming even
+richly in the sun, so presently I took the air. First, I had found some
+difficulty in shaving, even with a safety razor; but it was accomplished.
+
+We were still in the Bay of Biscay, and the _Bonadventure_ had not done
+lurching and wallowing. To my naïve eye, the sea was in considerable
+commotion. Like ever-changing rocky coasts, the horizon rose and fell. As
+unsteady as that, the day left behind its sunny comfort and brought
+clouds and chillier air. I saw the navigators passing on their business,
+but I could not emulate their equipoise; I attached myself to a rail
+or fixture to watch them, this one coiling a rope, that trailing a
+coco-nut mat in the sea--a capital cleanser; to watch the gulls also,
+so easily keeping up with the plunging brows, amid all their side-shows of
+wheeling and darting flights. Inured, I presently joined in at dinner in
+the saloon; ate, and had no serious trouble. A framework, which was
+described as a "fiddle," covered the table and checked the more mobile
+crockery; but it could not prevent an accident in the steward's own
+department, which caused his tone of private feud with Neptune to sound
+clearly in the apostrophe, "Break 'em all, then, so we shall have none
+for the fine weather." But fine weather was expected now.
+
+
+
+
+V
+
+
+My prospect brightened with the weather. "Things are looking bad,"
+observed the chief engineer with an anxious glance at me. "Why?" I said
+more anxiously. "There's three teaspoons missing," he answered, satisfied
+at having played his joke. The morning, though the wind blew hard
+against us, was sunny and cheerful; the light blue sky flying here and
+there the streamer of a shining cloud, the moon going down ahead of us,
+the drove of gulls still pleasing themselves in glistening whims of flight
+among the waves. Warmer it was, but not yet warm enough for me: and going
+out on the deck I often sheltered behind the cabins with fingers as of
+old turning waxen for want of blood. I found the ancient sea a new
+pleasure in its aspects: I liked to see the wave-tops suddenly become
+crystalline with a clear green glow. Such a greenness immediately
+associated itself with, and, I even thought, comprehended, the curious
+emanation of the old mermaid stories. It is a light wherein the sudden
+arising of a supernatural might seem natural.
+
+Aboard, less remote interests revealed themselves. The cook, that lean
+aproned figure, walked slowly between the stores and his stronghold
+the galley, carrying perhaps a couple of large onions; and the smell
+of cooking might rise above that of the Atlantic. The tawny firemen
+emptied their buckets of cinders in long series through the iron chute
+over the side; or found, by request, work for an oilcan round the funnel.
+Everything said, in its manner, "No blind hurry, no delay."
+
+Hosea invited me to his ampler room for daily conversations over the
+friendly glass; we talked much, but not about the sea. His active mind,
+after searching through the files of recent newspapers saved up during his
+stay in port, had many an opinion on affairs less adjacent; and he had a
+curious miscellany of reading at his service. Sir Edwin Arnold was one
+of his few poets, and for him he spoke out most generously. Here I was
+obliged to watch my behaviour. As a person engaged in literature, I
+could not precisely admit the ignorance of the _Light of Asia_ which I
+have always enjoyed; and I wished I had read it. The conversation should
+have run upon the sharks, the hula hula, typhoon and the submarine
+barrage, by rights; not upon the history in blank verse of the founder
+of Buddhism. It was some relief to find Hosea turning to Tennyson, whose
+works he had upon his desk. Shakespeare, he said, he had been advised
+by old captains to leave alone until he had turned forty.
+
+From his book cupboard he lent me several books, of which I only failed
+to master one. This was _The Lone Star Ranger_, by Zane Grey; a fiction in
+which beauty was reached through blood, but not in this world. Far more
+romantic was a large official treatise styled _North Atlantic Directory_,
+reading which, I determined never again to leave any book about ships
+and the sea in the threepenny tub.
+
+Meals, the important thing in the trenches, began to impress me as
+furnishing the incidents of seafaring life. They seldom came too soon.
+Their atmosphere puzzled me in a minor way, until I was acclimatized
+to the habits of the saloon. Little would be said at them for a long
+time; then some one would quietly mention some occurrence of technical
+bearings in the first place, and so educed, a few anecdotes would follow.
+Phillips, the chief engineer, with his seasoned air and dry ironical
+ease of speech, was perhaps the narrator of the saloon. I remember his
+first tale that I heard: it was simple, yet picturesque. "Once we were
+running in the banana trade. We went to Labrador for some fish. The
+captain was putting in to Cape Sidney, and he didn't like the look of
+some of the lights. So he went down to the bottle and got blotto. The
+second mate--a little Greek, he was--was on the bridge, and he found
+the captain was blotto, and he'd never been to Cape Sidney before,
+and he was worried out of his wits. So he came down and asked me what
+he should do. 'I can't tell you,' I said. 'But if I were you, I should
+bring her round in circles outside here until daylight comes.' And there
+he stayed, steering round in circles all night."
+
+The ship was reckoned, by those in higher authority, to do ten knots
+to the hour, but for a week or so her average was no more than eight.
+This circumstance was never far away from our table-talk. The playful
+interrogative "Ten?" would welcome Phillips to his place at dinner, as
+the second mate handed him the slip giving the results of the midday
+observations.
+
+As the ship's officers and the sailors became better used to me, and
+I to them, my voyage began to assume its intended holiday character. The
+southward progress of the _Bonadventure_, disappoint her chief engineer
+as she might, was felt in the improving weather; and as sea weather was
+still a new world to me, I was never for long without some variation of
+amusement. The colours of the rainbow in the waves leaping up at the
+ship's side and in the veils of spray that they flung to the whisking
+wind were soon reflecting themselves in my remembrance. On dark blue
+ridge of surly water and on snowy coronal, the broken arc of the rainbow
+was for ever flickering, just beyond the uncertain shadow of the ship.
+The lively wind, meanwhile, as if by a sudden stronger impulse, would
+whirl the green toppling seas over the lower deck, and the light cold
+spray as high as the bridge. Here, I thought, was a lyric indeed; and
+so, it looked, thought the gulls that disported about the ships, and
+the shoals that, I fancied, like those of any small stream, would be up to
+enjoy the sun.
+
+Swabbing was going on aboard at a great pace. The boatswain, a sort
+of combined walrus and carpenter, seldom allowed his swabbers and his
+hosepipe to rest. The flow of dirty water from the cabin roofs made the
+deck dangerous ground. So perish all accumulated dust! The _Bonadventure_
+began to look clean, even resplendent.
+
+When Hosea joined the merchant service, he tells me, old hands would
+often make a disparaging comment upon the decline of sailing days. "I'm
+giving up going to sea. I'm going in steamers." True, in the very names of
+the old sails, up to their skyscrapers and their moonrakers, there
+lingers yet the elemental dignity of the earlier sort of argosy. Even
+the same metaphorical fountain of description seems to have ceased to
+flow with the falling asleep of the famous clippers: and I doubt whether
+the author of _London River_, that rich reverie, kindred with an essay
+which has weathered a hundred years' storms--Charles Lamb's _South-Sea
+House_--would write of the sea to-day in his translucent classical
+revivings:
+
+ "The model of this Russian ship was as memorable as a Greek statue."
+
+And yet, once or twice already, I was indistinctly aware of an antique
+look about the ship forward, with her dark beak and all her shrouds and
+spars and winches; as I watched her at twilight ploughing a grey sea
+and still driving afield towards a horizon of sad vapours, braided with
+the sunset's waning red, and, from time to time until darkness settled,
+creviced with a primrose gleam, calm, clear and sweet amid its shadows.
+
+
+
+
+VI
+
+
+A swell running in its long undulations accompanied us until we had
+passed Madeira, beyond its horizons. Mugs of tea slid suddenly and
+swiftly across the saloon table; complaints were made at every meal,
+and the mate hinted, with dreadful implications for my benefit, that a
+special memorandum would be presented to Father Neptune, expected on board
+shortly. Other hints of the passenger's future trials were made. We
+were bound for the Plate, but we might be sent thence to Australia. That
+addition, as a possibility, to my holiday perturbed me somewhat; I
+envisaged the bailiffs in at home before I got back.
+
+The second mate, Bicker, and the third mate, Mead, invited me to see
+their observations and their watches. Bicker, a fine audacious spirit,
+dark-haired, dark-eyed, four-or-five-and-twenty years old, had my
+company in the afternoon, the days being warm and inviting. The typical
+scene below the bridge was of Mead in his singlet rigging up a line,
+whereon towels, socks and other properties were soon in the sun; while
+mattresses aired over the cargo-hatch tarpaulin. Other toil at this hour,
+save that of the engines and the man at the wheel, was not noticeable.
+The boatswain and his wrinkled party, who actually did leave a sea-salt
+impression in their stocking-turbans and greasy rags and roomy sea-boots,
+had left the midships white, and had changed their ground for hose and
+scrubber to the neighbourhood of the engines and the galley; but the
+afternoons heard them not. An occasional whistle from the bridge would
+summon hurrying feet up the ladder; the striking of the bell made Time's
+pace perceived. Bicker would sometimes interrupt his large stories to
+show me, or to try to show me, remote or tiny curiosities floating past
+the ship. Perhaps a shoal of young porpoises bobbing along portended a
+slight squall, its approach yielding those ever remarkable lights
+that mark broken rain, lily-of-the-valley green, and on the waters a
+silver glitter, while a shadow drooped over all. The third mate's
+drying-ground was speedily cleared at these times.
+
+Mead's watch occupied the four hours before noon, and the four before
+midnight. At noon he would join with Bicker in "Shooting old Sol," a
+process which, with its turning-up of pages packed with figures, reminded
+me of old trouble in a famous mathematical school of severe traditions,
+where hung on the walls a symbolic picture--a youth swimming for dear
+life from a gigantic shark. In the evening I would find Mead on the
+bridge, uttering to himself as likely as not his talismanic motto: _Quo
+Fata Vocant_. He was a rover; from China he had gone to Australia to join
+the Army in 1914; thence had seen Gallipoli, Egypt, and, I believe,
+Palestine; went into the Navy with a commission after that; and now had
+returned to the life in which he had been apprenticed a dozen years
+before. As these evening colloquies with Mead became a rule with me,
+and as it was Mead whom I came to know better than anyone else, other
+matters relating to him will be found in their places.
+
+There was no lack of good spirits aboard. Reminiscences of a humorous
+tinge came up in almost every conversation; and conversation was an
+earnest and frequent affair. Indeed, there was observable a certain
+rivalry (as with those who supply the fashionable memoirs of the past
+twenty or thirty years), who should remember the most: and each speaker
+showed a vigorous faith in his own tale, which he scarcely extended
+to his predecessor's. The mate, the clear-headed Meacock, with his
+blunt serenity--embodying qualities in which I could not help seeing
+the English seaman of the centuries--was eloquent one evening about
+examiners. Examinations lie thick in the navigator's early way. He
+recalled one well-known figure of these inquisitions, who, at a time
+when no dinner interval was allowed to the candidates, used to bring out
+frying-pan, steak and the rest, and tantalize every one by cooking himself
+his dinner. (I wondered if this suggestion might be passed on to the
+Universities.) Another original, Meacock went on, warming himself with the
+recollection, had a preference for ordinary, that is seafaring, words.
+
+_Examiner._ If I carry this barometer up a mountain, what happens?
+
+_Candidate._ The mercury in the barometer subsides.
+
+_Examiner (purple with disgust)._ You silly idiot, if you were sitting
+on a table and I knocked you off, would _you_ subside?
+
+Bicker was about to put in a reminiscence of his at this point, but
+Meacock was already giving another instance of this examiner's zeal for
+pure English.
+
+_Examiner (producing a piece of wood)._ What colour's this?
+
+_Candidate._ Chocolate.
+
+_Examiner (purple once more)._ Chocolate! Chocolate be dam'd. Chocolate's
+something to eat--What COLOUR is it?
+
+The chief engineer, seeing me somewhat handicapped by temperament from
+wandering about as inquisitively as I ought to have done, came up one
+afternoon to take me into "_his_ little slice of the ship." I am sorry
+to think how vague my imagination and how inactive my gratitude had been
+up to that first descent down the iron stairways and crossings to the
+engine-room. The stifling air and the throbbing roar, of course, kept
+my notions vague, but the degree of vagueness was not so disgraceful as
+it had been. He pointed out all things to one comprehending scarcely
+anything, except a chalk legend on the wall which ran:
+
+ Aston Villa
+ Celtic
+ Manchester U,
+
+and so on, which I noticed for myself. The ruling passion--(passion at
+the referee's ruling, says the cynic).
+
+I was aware, meanwhile, of vast steel rods and arms in violent motion,
+named severally by the chief in a mighty voice, which nevertheless
+was too much of a whisper for me. The gangways round them, it was easier
+to learn, were narrow and greasy. The cool skill with which an engineer
+was anointing these whirling forms, his hand dapping mothlike with the
+tapering can above them, was enough to amaze me. Under a strange
+construction like a kiln, by way of a low red door, we went into the
+vault where the dusky, glowing and actually grinning firemen were
+tending the furnaces. (It happens all day, every day in thousands of
+ships!) Above, we had looked in at a dark hole--I rightly thought, over
+the boilers--and breathed for a moment a most parching element, so that
+the heat of the stokehold did not frighten me. The chief introduced me
+to the third engineer, Williams--we roared out cordially; and then he
+inducted me to the mysteries aft, where, along the shaft which revolves
+the propeller, a specially greasy passage runs. Here, as throughout this
+cavernous region--I remembered Hedge Street Tunnels, which to the
+initiated will be a sufficient allusion--might not E. A. Poe, to-day,
+have set a story to rival the _Cask of Amontillado_? I suggested it to
+the chief, but he saw no adventurous, unusual quality in his tunnel. Right
+aft appeared a long vertical ladder, ascending to a manhole--a safety
+appliance, he explained it, of the war, but to me it resembled a danger
+appliance.
+
+Having gone as far as we could, we turned back to the engine-room. I was
+now accustomed enough to notice that the sultry air of the place was
+occasionally tempered by a draught of the cooler kind. But I found it hard
+to realize how man could tolerate surroundings so trying as these in
+order to earn a wage which in a comfortable employment would be nothing
+out of the way. I pictured myself as an engineer on a steamer. I feared
+that, in time, the approach of each watch of four hours down among the
+machinery, fume, sweat and thunder would become a formidable problem.
+"Use" no doubt explained the nonchalance of pallid Williams as he groped
+with his slush-lamp to his work. But I thought of the war, when, after
+a while, useful "use" began to desert the soldier and to leave him on
+tenterhooks worse than the apprehensions of the unused.
+
+We were climbing upstairs again--up from the underworld of battle
+headquarters?
+
+I had appreciated the handful of cotton waste which the chief had given
+me at the first: and now went off to read poems. The man to whom this
+"divelish yron yngine"--if I do not misquote Spenser--is given for control
+(and is controlled), returned to his outstanding labour--that of filing
+part of a curious patent electric torch which the captain had asked him to
+restore to life.
+
+
+
+
+VII
+
+
+The _Bonadventure_ entered the tropics, calm, hot, blue expanse. I do
+not know why, but our passing into that zone was for me contemporary
+with an access of wild and vivid dreams. These were odd enough to cause
+me to record what remained of them in the morning, and as they still seem
+prominent in my recollections of my sea-going, I make a note of some of
+them. Now, it was no other than the great Lord Byron, pursuing me with a
+knife, applauded by two ladies. The basis of actuality, at least, was
+there. Now I was taking my way along weedy rivers, which at first
+were the innocent shallow streams I once met and knew in Kent. But as the
+dream progressed a Byronic change came over it; and these streams grew
+more and more foul with weeds and grotesque in stagnation, until I
+realized as if with an awakening that they were full of tremendous fish,
+pike perhaps, often perch, and hybrids of many colours and streakings.
+These fish lay watching, stretched from one bank to the other; their
+number, my loneliness, their immensity, my fixity conspired to frighten me
+unspeakably.
+
+At other times the river was in flood, and I, as before, compelled by
+the secret of the matter to walk along its towpath, in danger of its
+torrents; the path itself became unknown, or lay between two huge channels
+choking with muddy torrents. Ever expecting the worst, I was suddenly
+at an ancient mill, watching
+
+ Slow Lethe without coil,
+ Softly, like a stream of oil
+
+gliding under the footbridge. This was sickly phantasm, the very waters
+breathing decay. The scene swiftly changed. Paddington! and you, dear
+old friend C., racing with me across the metals to catch a train, and----
+Then C. is in his grave again, and I am in a trap outside my old home;
+a stranger stands in the road, cuts his throat; I look on, smile, and
+shudder, for he races after the trap with his knife; but I outstare his
+Malayan eyes, and he gives up the chase. By way of respite, I now walked
+at leisure into a bookshop, and my hand fell upon rarities indeed. _The
+Church_, by Leigh Hunt--I had never seen that before! "We don't have
+much time for dinner," said the bookseller, and I took the hint and
+went out.
+
+And there were other familiar scenes in this phase of nightly alienation.
+On occasion, though I awoke several times from a haunting, I fell asleep
+again to return to it. Half-nonsense as these dreams were, there was a
+persistent force about them. Here was the battalion, expecting to be
+attacked. Its nerves, and mine, were restive. The attack broke out
+farther up the line, and we got off with a reaction almost as unwelcome
+as a battle. Or I was in a town behind the line, into which a number of
+very small round gas-shells were falling; then, in the cattle-truck for
+the front; presently, in the wild scenery of great hills and deep curving
+ravines which I seemed to know so well. (The entrenched ridges in the
+unnatural light of the flares looked monstrous once.) I was company
+commander; we were to be relieved; and, God, what had I done? Begun to
+bring my men out before the other crowd had come up! The mound would
+be lost, I should be "for it." The company must be halted in the open;
+and so we waited for the relief. It never came.
+
+Still the dreams came: the war continued. S. S. was with me, walking up
+a big cobbled road, muddy as ever, towards the front. On every side lay
+exhausted men, not caring whether they were in the mud or not. I was
+not quite sure, but was not this Poperinghe Station? At that station
+was--I hope is--an hotel, bearing the legend, "Bifsteck à Toute Heure";
+was this gaudy-looking place, perhaps, the same? At all events, S. S.
+said, "Let's go and have a port." We did, and the drink appears to have
+gone to my head, for I now found myself alone, walking across a large
+common or pasture. Here Mary and another woman went by, but I could not
+at the moment recognize them. There, beyond the common with its dry
+tussocks, stood a town, flanked by mountains, which I knew to be--Barry.
+A cathedral or abbey of white stone rose in gigantic strength into the
+sunlight. This place, I soliloquized, so near the line, and yet not
+shelled! But I was not to escape. I proceeded. The screen alongside was
+blown down. Better slink along these hedges at the double! It was the
+support line. Some large splinter-proof dugouts came into sight, and
+some officers, who told me about an attack. We were going over. I
+recognized my destined end.
+
+However, I woke up alive, having again suffered more from fear and the
+atmosphere of it--in projection--in a few seconds, than I was ever
+conscious of suffering in a day of the actual war. With weary and aching
+head, whether these fantasies were to blame or not, I looked out to
+ask the wireless expert if there had been a storm in the night. He
+grinned, and going farther I saw outside a sea of pale glow not a great
+deal more disturbed than a looking-glass.
+
+The ashen whiteness soon gave place to a deep blue, and our entry into
+the tropics became plainer and plainer, the sea fluttering with the
+sun's blaze. This was unfamiliar also, to be roasting on the water in
+January. The pith-helmet season began. The third mate could not claim
+a pith helmet, but he displayed what none of the others could, as he sat
+washing on the step of the alleyway--a marvellous red and blue serpent
+tattooed on his arm, by the very Chinaman, he said, who had tattooed King
+George. It was, I still think, a superfine serpent.
+
+Washing, or "dobing," was not Mead's sole recreation. Literature, and
+even poetry, with limitations, had its power over him. Suspecting me of
+critical curiosity about his favourite poets, he directly approached the
+matter. Rudyard Kipling and "A Sentimental Bloke" were satisfactory, but
+he couldn't bear the others who gave their views on love. Lawrence Hope
+had done one or two good things--but the rest, as Keats, Ella Wheeler
+Wilcox, and so forth, might as well be cut out. His approval of Kipling
+was confirmed by Meacock's saying in the saloon, where books and authors
+were a favourite pabulum, "H'm--the third mate seems to be getting very
+interested in Kipling. He brought me a paper with all he could remember
+of _IF_ written out on it, and asked me if I could supply any of the rest."
+
+This literary halo aroused Bicker, who was already known to me as the
+ship's poet, and had unfortunately left his MSS. at home. He now urged
+his claims. "The gardener called me Poet when I was about seven or eight,
+and I often get called that now." The chief, chuckling, brought off his
+little joke. "I suppose that's what drove you to sea."
+
+In connection, no doubt, with poetry, that strange device, the mate looked
+back to a ship in which he once served, and which was chartered to carry
+the largest whale ever caught in Japanese waters to New York for the
+New York Museum. By whale, he said he meant the skeleton, of course;
+but it had been sketchily cleaned, "and when we got her to New York,"
+he said with a comical frown, "nobody could get near the hatches": and,
+finding the sequence easy, he added that there was often some peculiar
+cargo on that New York-Hong Kong run--take for instance those rows of
+dead Chinamen in the 'tween-deck homeward bound.
+
+The face of the sky often held me delighted. There is nothing, I think, of
+dullness about this world's weather; and its hues and tones may still be
+a sufficient testing theme for the greatest artists with pen or pencil.
+To express the sunset uprising of clouds, many of them in semblance of
+towering ships under full sail, many more like creatures mistily seen in
+endless pastures, was an attempt in which my own vocabulary scarcely
+lasted a moment. One evening, the nonpareil of its race, especially
+"burned the mind."
+
+At first the blue temple was hung with plumes of cloud, golden feathers.
+When these at last were grey, a rosy flush swiftly came along them, like a
+thought, and passed. It seemed as though the night had come, when the
+loitering tinges of the rose in a few seconds grew unutterably red, and
+the spectacle was that of an aerial lattice or trellis among the clouds,
+overgrown with the heavenly original of all roses. "In Xanadu----" From
+brightness the amassed cloud-bloom still increased to brightness: then
+suddenly the flames turned to ember. Even now again a ghost of themselves
+glowed, until all was gone, and Sirius entered upon his tenancy of
+another glory, and Orion and Canopus, casting a hoar-frost glimmer ahead
+of the riding ship.
+
+Hosea agreed this was a remarkable sunset; then took me off to the
+friendly tot and talk in his room. He loved to discuss all sorts of theory
+in art and religion, of which he might have been, with a slight change
+of circumstance in his boyhood, a student and enthusiast: meanwhile, the
+sailor in him would be rummaging through the makings of a curiosity shop
+which crowded his official desk, besides the manifests and ship's
+articles--his watches, knives, coins and notes of twenty countries,
+photographs of friends all over the world.
+
+
+
+
+VIII
+
+
+The flying-fishes could have dispensed with the _Bonadventure_. During
+the night, sixteen or so had come aboard, to be seized by the apprentices
+for breakfast; I saw with surprise how one had been driven and wedged
+between the steam-pipes. In looks, when they were out of their element,
+despite their large mild eyes, their long "wings" closed into a sort of
+spur, being light spines webbed with a filmy skin, despite too the
+purple-blue glowing from the dark back, they did not seem remarkable. But
+under the hot and shining morning, where the _Bonadventure's_ sheering
+bows alarmed the shoals into flight, they were seen more justly. In ones
+and twos and crescents and troops they skimmed away, sometimes with their
+dark backs and white undersides appearing as fishes, sometimes in the sun
+nothing more than volleys of light-curved silvery darts. They turned in
+the air at sharp angles without apparently losing their speed, which
+was such that often one heard the water hiss as they entered it again.
+
+The morning that they first came in numbers, it happened that the salt
+fish for breakfast was relieved by reminiscences.
+
+"You reminded me of Captain Shank just now, chief."
+
+"Indeed--why?"
+
+"When you ran your hand along the table for the treacle.... He used to
+think the treacle was put aboard for him. He told the second mate off for
+eating too much of it--said it wasn't really for his use. After that we
+all began to eat the stuff like blazes."
+
+"You must have had some funny captains in this line."
+
+"He was. He'd come up sometimes on the bridge and sit down in the wheel
+and start making noises to himself. He'd sit there with his old chin
+drooping and say, '... I knew it.... Haw, haw.... The silly old b----....
+Bless my soul....' for twenty minutes. I'd go away from the wheel for
+fear of laughing out--and then he'd go somewhere else and do it."
+
+"Davy Jones got him at the finish, didn't he?"
+
+"--And a dam'd fine ship too."
+
+"It was her maiden trip."
+
+"What happened to her?"
+
+"Ran ashore."
+
+"Both the boats capsized."
+
+"She had the most valuable cargo I ever heard of." A pause.
+
+"Old Shank used to ask for it, though. Once in the Gulf of Mexico he was
+down below, and the ship was on the course he'd given. (He never used
+to take any notice of deviation.) The second mate heard breakers, you
+could hear them quite plain, and not very far off; so he turns the ship
+a little, and goes down to tell Shank. Old Shank jumped up and stormed
+and stamped, and rushed up on the bridge roaring, '_Am I to be taught
+after forty-eight years at sea by a set of b---- schoolboys?_' and had
+her put back to the old course again. And then he walked off. You could
+hear him snapping his teeth. Presently he stopped. You could see the
+breakers now, the phosphorescence of them. '_What's that?_' he whipped
+out, '_What's that?_ My God.'"
+
+"He was one of the white-haired boys in the office, what's more."
+
+"His officers saved him."
+
+"Well, one night he gave me a course, and the last thing he said to me
+on the bridge was, 'It's up to you to keep her there.' I soon found we
+were going to fall on land, and I changed the course. And as it was, we
+passed three-quarters of a mile inside the lightship. I went down to his
+room and told him. 'Why, you damn'd fool,' he started off; he nearly
+went mad. 'But I've hauled her out,' I said, 'I hauled her out.' And
+then he yelled, 'Changed her course without orders, did you?' and so on."
+
+"Well, the office made a pet of him. Some people get away with it."
+
+"After my trip with him, the whole crew refused to sail with him again.
+And the mate went up to Shields to join a new ship. And when he got there,
+he found Shank had joined her as skipper!"
+
+We came into the Doldrums, and I felt none too well. "Cold, worse; heat,
+worse," became my diary's keynote. The steward also complained of a
+persistent cold. Six bottles--six--of his own medicine since we left Barry
+had not cured him. This notable Cardiff Irishman was always pleased to
+answer questions about this cold of his, and they became suspiciously
+frequent. Then his solemn face would grow still more solemn, his voice
+of office would take on a pleasing melancholy, and he would shake his
+grey head with dolorous realizations. Nevertheless, his stores being just
+below my cabin, I grew accustomed to his morning rejuvenate roarings
+from the threshold at the avarice of the modern sailor. It seemed that at
+such times he was momentarily free of his illness.
+
+He, nevertheless, at present, added his good word to the general approval
+of the cook. The bread was universally admired, the pea-soup also. This
+popularity did not cause any alteration in the melancholy orientalism
+of its deserver. He looked forth from his galley with the same wooden
+countenance. He was the thinnest man I think I ever saw.
+
+His macaroni, however, appeared to fall under a general taboo. It was
+"eschewed." Bicker, the most assiduous tale-teller, seized it as the
+chance for describing an old shipmate's misfortune. It was in Italy: "He
+was keen on seeing all the sights, so we asked him if he'd seen the
+macaroni plantation. He said he'd like to. We told him to take the
+tram out of the town and walk on another mile or so, when he'd see the
+trees with macaroni growing on them like lace--natural lace. And he
+went. But the best of it was that he'd sent a card home the day before
+to say, 'To-morrow I am going to see the macaroni plantation.'" This,
+which if true was stranger than fiction, elicited recollections of
+fool's-errands in the shipyards ("Run and get a capful of nailholes,"
+"Ask the storekeeper for a brass hook and a long stay"), which kept
+us at table until the steward groaned aloud.
+
+I led a lazy life. There was not much reason for being active. My
+afternoon walk might reach as far as the fo'c'sle, in which lay a
+kindly miscellany of wire, hemp and manila ropes in coils, and an aroma of
+paint and tar was never absent. The heat, however, seemed intenser in
+this house than in the open. Clouds and a little rain soon vanished,
+and the sea was one long flame towards the sun. White uniforms were in
+vogue. For me, the half-closed eye, with a flying-fish or two sometimes
+glittering to awake its notice, in any corner out of the sun, was an
+occupation. The unfortunate boatswain and his men were chipping paint,
+clanging and banging in the heat; or I would see him perching on the
+bulwarks directing some aerial operation, and a sailor seated in the
+"bosun's chair" being hauled up the mast. They rested from Saturday noon
+until Monday morning. Now, more than ever, the lot of the engineers
+and firemen seemed unacceptable. The blaze, the fierce blue sea, and
+a flagging breeze became a routine now. The rains of the Doldrums were
+not much in evidence; a short shower, flying over the clay-coloured
+water, might come towards evening.
+
+Incidents were few. The sight of the flying-fishes still starting up and
+skimming, veering and spurting into a safe distance from the intruder,
+was no longer one for my absorbed watch. I woke up, heavy-headed, one
+morning to find that Meacock had suspended one of these poor creatures
+from my roof; there he hung swaying in the little breeze that there
+was, in parched and doleful manner, and ever and anon turning upon me, who
+felt much in his condition, his mild and magnificent eye. I threw him out
+with sympathy. At night the boobies shrieked round the lights on the
+masts, and appeared at morning flying over the water. Once the sleep of
+the just was broken by profane language and scuffling in the passage
+outside--a rat hunt. Boat drill took its turn one afternoon, the siren
+summoning all hands available to their posts. I was questioned about
+Colonel Lawrence, at intervals, having seen him in the flesh; and the
+publisher of his _Life_ was expected to be named by me. I said that I
+believed he himself would write his Memoirs. But this was not the thing.
+A book about him by some one who knew how to paint the lily and improve on
+possibility was what was sought. I think I could design a satisfactory
+coloured cover.
+
+The morning bucket was a transient happiness. To disturb the "gradual
+dusky veil" now unescapable, since the bunkers were now chiefly filled
+with coal-dust, was not too simple in a limited space, with limited hot
+water. My porthole, looking over those fuming bunkers, had to be shut
+at all hours. According to everybody, the _Bonadventure_ was "a dirty
+ship"; although it seemed unlikely that a carrier of coal by thousands of
+tons should be clean.
+
+She at least began to please the chief with his coveted "Ten knots";
+and at dinner on the seventeenth day out, he asked whether anyone had
+seen a disturbance in the water. The old gentleman was expected. I was
+sorry that he did not come, after all, with his "baptism," shave, and
+medicine (and I believe other rites), when at about four in the afternoon
+the _Bonadventure_ crossed the Equator; but old customs can scarcely be
+eternal. The steward's cough mixture was the only medicine I got that
+day. Neptuneless, the ship furrowed a sea almost silent, and evening
+came on tranquilly among woolpacks of warm-kindled colouring.
+
+
+
+
+IX
+
+
+ Mary, what news?--
+ The lands, as I suppose,
+ Are drenched with sleet or drifted up with snows,
+ The east wind strips the slates and starves the blood,
+ Or thaws and rains make life a sea of mud.
+ You close each door, draw armchairs nigh the fire,
+ But draughts sneak in and make you draw 'em nigher--
+ No matter: still they come: play parlour gales
+ And whisk about their hyperboreal tails;
+ Bed's the one hope, and scarcely tried before
+ Next morning's postman thunders at the door.
+
+ Meanwhile--if I may gently hint--I wear
+ But scanty clothes, though all the sun will bear;
+ A red-hot sun smiles on a hot blue sea
+ And leaves my bunk to laziness and me:
+ I read, until a lethargy ensues,
+ Tales of detectives frowning over clues
+ And last month's papers; then the strain's too strong,
+ Man wants but little, nor that little long,
+ The deck-chair in the shadow now appeals,
+ Until the next hash-hammer rings to meals.
+
+ But not alone in climate may I claim
+ Advantage; while you feel the slings of fame,
+ Beset at all hours by the shapes of those
+ Who volunteer your wants to diagnose,
+ Who come with merchandise and go with cheques;
+ No licensed interrupter haunts these decks,
+ No vans of wares along these highways clatter.
+ None urges to insure, buy broom or platter.
+ There is no sheaf of letters every day,
+ Regretting, and so forth: no minstrel's lay:
+ Proofs, none: reminders, none--while daily you,
+ Poor creature, tear your hair and struggle through,
+ And darken paper till you light the lamps,
+ And the last shilling disappears in stamps.
+
+ Nor weightier cares you lack, it is decreed;
+ The clock won't go, the chickens will not feed,
+ The pump, always a huffy ancient, swears,
+ "Water? if you wants water, try elsewheres":
+ The infant wonder, she who must inquire,
+ Investigates herself into the fire,
+ The playful snowball whizzes through the pane,
+ In brief, you try to kick the cat: in vain.
+ Here no such troubles blot the almanac
+ For me; no day is marked with red or black:
+ Events--eventicles--are few, as these,
+ The sighted school of bobbing porpoises,
+ The flying-fish when first I saw them leap
+ And flash like swallows over the blue deep;
+ The rose-red sunset, or the Sunday duff,
+ Or--but enumeration cries "Enough."
+
+ There is no Mary in the Atlantic, true,
+ Nor cellared bookshop to be foraged through.
+ But as I said, at least I've found the sun
+ And idle times--even this will soon be done;
+ A corner where no rags-and-bones apply,
+ Nor postman comes, nor poultry droop and die.
+
+
+
+
+X
+
+
+The South-East Trade was blowing fresh next day, if a damp clammy rush of
+hot air deserves the term. The threatened heavy rains of the Doldrums had
+not come; the heavy heat subdued talk at table. Cloud and sultry steamy
+haze had hung about us during the morning; at two or thereabouts the
+first land seen by the _Bonadventure_ since her first day's stubborn
+entry into the English Channel came into view. My view was at first none
+at all; but encouraged by Bicker and with his glasses I could make out
+the island of Fernando Noronha, twenty miles away to the south-east. A
+tall peak and the high ground about it for a space gave the illusion
+of some great cathedral, a Mont St. Michel seen by Cotman faintly
+forthshadowed; then, the willing fancy rebuked, I discerned its low
+coasts of rock, inhospitable and mist-haunted.
+
+This singular crag breaking out of the mid-ocean, I knew, was a convict
+settlement. "Life sentences" were safely mewed up here. At length we
+were abeam of this melancholy place, while the sun seemed to make a show
+of its white prison camp, at a distance of twelve or thirteen miles.
+It would have been hard not to imagine the despair of men condemned to
+such a prison. The peak's stern finger might have struck with awe the
+first navigators to approach it. To see the immutable pillar in every
+sunset and at every sunrise, surveying all the drudgery, the emblem of
+perpetual soullessness, must be an unnerving punishment. The constant
+processions of ships, to whom Fernando Noronha is a welcome mark, with
+their smoke vanishing swiftly to north or south, could scarcely tantalize
+more?
+
+The rough overhanging pinnacle faded again, and evening fell. Leaning
+with the third mate over the bridge canvas, while the moon, now waxing,
+riding through the frontiers of a black cloud, cast a dim avenue over
+the sea, and from other dishevelled clouds a few quiet drops came down,
+was a most peaceful luxury. About the bows the water was lit up by sudden
+flashes gone too soon. These travelling lights--akin to the gem of the
+glow-worm seen close--were, according to Mead, the Portugee men-of-war
+which I had seen by day. No name could be less descriptive. These small
+creatures, at night living lamps of green, by day with their glassy red
+and blue like the floating petals of some sea-rose, were worthy of some
+gentler imagist. When, Mead said, you take them from the water, they
+are nothing but a little slime; evanescent as the rainbow on the spray.
+
+Splendour and fiery heat marked the day still. I had discarded jacket and
+socks, enjoying the soothing gush of air about the ankles; otherwise
+even reading was made unprofitable by the drug-like heat. The same sky
+and seascape, the same condemnations of "a dirty ship" recurred day by
+day. "The worst ship I ever sailed on, mister. You turn in washed and
+you wake up black." The bath was still an enjoyable interlude, despite
+mechanical drawbacks. The bath proper was out of order, owing tosome
+deficiency of the water-pipes. At one end, in substitution, you lodged
+your bucket in a board with a hole in it. At the other end a crossbar
+offered the bather a seat. Much splashing transferred the water from
+the bucket to your coal-dust surface; while, there being little air in
+the bathroom, you breathed sparingly. Yet how well off was the acrobat
+with his sponge, compared with the fireman who just then was taking
+bucket after bucket of ashes from the stokehold hoist and tipping them
+overboard--a job that was never done until the engines rested in port;
+that punctuated our progress, as did the morning hosepipe on the cabins
+and the bridge deck.
+
+Not much was said of the country to which we were going. Englishmen
+were definitely unpopular there, said some one; English sailors, on the
+slightest pretext, taken off by the police to the "calaboosh." "You
+only want to look like an Englishman." "Well, what about trying to look
+like a German?" The chief engineer rarely missed a chance to rub in his
+politics, and he jumped at this one--"Doesn't the same thing apply at
+home?"--with eager irony.
+
+Ships were discussed and compared at almost every meal. Some, luxurious.
+
+"But that yacht she was pretty, there's no getting away from it."
+
+"That was _my_ yacht."
+
+"They must employ quite a lot of shore labour to keep these yachts from
+looking like ships."
+
+"Well, they couldn't very well make them look like standard ships, if they
+wanted to."
+
+"Oh, I don' know--get the second mate and the chief to co-operate--saw off
+the funnel halfway, and throw a few ashes about the decks."
+
+Some, ideal.
+
+"She looked just like the model of a ship--and she was spotless."
+
+Some, not what they ought to be.
+
+"I looked and saw her name, _The Duke of York_. I thought to myself, I'll
+write to him and tell him about the state of his namesake. She looked like
+a wreck."
+
+Some, again, like the _Bonadventure_, standard ships, the hasty
+replacements of submarine wastage. The criticism here, of course, had
+the severity of domestic familiarity.
+
+"They have these ships made in one piece at the shipyard. When they want
+one, they just cut off a length, and join the ends."
+
+"Well, I say the man who designed this ship ought to have designed another
+and pegged out."
+
+"Mister, she's a dirty ship."
+
+I detected--it was not difficult--a vague prejudice against wireless.
+The wireless operator was foolish enough to have at his fingers' ends
+all the tabular details of shipping companies and their vessels, and to
+display this dry knowledge in the middle of his seniors' recollections.
+His seafaring experience, it may be mentioned, was altogether recent,
+and among the elders he would have done better _not_ to know. It was of
+course impersonally aired, this prejudice against wireless. First, there
+was the view that as ships had hitherto, beginning with the Ark, gone to
+sea without the invention, they could continue to do so. Then, the fact
+that wireless might save life admitted, the system current was decried.
+It seemed that the merchant ships of over 1,600 tons carried wireless
+operators and sets, but that one operator to a ship was the allowance; now
+one operator watched eight hours out of the twenty-four, and all were
+off duty at the same time. So it was believed. "There's nothing in the
+Bible," the critic would urge, "to say a ship mustn't be wrecked when all
+the operators are off duty."
+
+I had expected music--chanteys, or at least accordions--aboard a
+merchantman; but very little was that expectation justified. There had
+been a gramophone (and step-dancing), but it was out of action after one
+evening's protracted use. It was not often, yet, that I had heard even a
+whistled scrap; occasionally the coloured firemen would sing in falsetto.
+
+An epidemic of hair-cutting broke out. Every time I saw the process
+going on, the artist was a fresh one; and I was inclined to think that
+we are a nation of hair-cutters. Among the practitioners, the cook,
+with his usual severe expression, plied a neat pair of scissors. It
+was a scene which reminded me of old trench life. I thought of a close
+support trench opposite Auchy, about the month of June, 1916, where a
+sickly programme of sniping by field guns, rifle grenades, "pineapples,"
+and incredible escapes from them did not prevent my being shorn by the
+steadiest of amateurs. With what outward intrepidity I sat there!
+
+At the captain's request, the cook advanced to cut his hair. That done, he
+cut mine. Venturing to talk, I was soon exchanging sallies of the British
+Expeditionary Force, for he had been thereof, a tunneller. Of his being
+in a countermined shaft at the wrong moment at Vimy, and his luck in
+being dragged out by the sergeant-major, he gave some details; but the
+first evident attack of mirth to which I had ever seen him give way
+came as he mused over rations supplied by the French for a fortnight at
+St. Quentin under some temporary arrangement. "Wine, beans, and b----
+horseflesh," he said, _staccato_, and with a dry laugh like the rattling
+of beans. "First we'd all get bound up and then we'd all get diarrhoea.
+Oh, it was the hell of a go." "There," he said, leaving a little tuft over
+my forehead, "you'll still be able to have a couple of quiffs there."
+
+He was not only cook and hairdresser off duty, I found: he was given to
+sketching portraits. I went once or twice to talk with him in the galley,
+where the heat was enough to make the famous Lambert himself turn thin.
+And his work, he pointed out, was continuous, with his assistant's
+services; he had to put up double meals to suit the watches. "But why
+do I stick it?" he said, taking a batch of bread from the oven and
+standing it on end against the others. "A man can stick shore jobs all
+right when there's five mouths depending on him. There's not a lot of
+shore jobs now."
+
+His drawings were done in the little corner where he and his mate had
+their bunks. They were pictures of ladies and seamen of his acquaintance;
+crude, with lips of a bitter redness, and cheeks faintly pink, staring
+and disproportioned, yet done with such pains, such strivings after
+"likeness," that when he requested me to help him to a post as artist
+to _The Times_, I much wished that I could! I had no sooner made the
+acquaintance of the cook's portraits than a poem was bashfully brought
+to me by its author, Bicker. I must say that, although his lines had
+occasionally been eked out with last resorts, there was a heartiness
+about them which I liked; and, going down presently to his cabin, I got
+him to show me more. He had already written several rhyming epistles
+during the trip, which with the retiring instinct of poets he had left
+to blush unseen. So we had aboard among a crew of forty or so a painter of
+portraits and a writer of verse.
+
+We had our philosopher too, Phillips, the chief engineer, veteran of
+Khartoum, master of machinery, physician less active but more reliable
+than the steward; but above all, the Diogenes--with a slush-lamp. His
+philosophy might be no ill store about this time, when in the heat the
+pitch melted from the seams of his cabin roof and mottled his bed, as he
+put it: a circumstance not yet mentioned in sonnets wooing tardy sleep,
+and which of course called upon that nimble sixpence of _Bonadventure_
+conversation, "She _is_ a dirty ship."
+
+
+
+
+XI
+
+
+A note of a train of thought forced upon me hereabouts may find a place
+here, as it was set down.
+
+(_Feb. 4._) It was nothing more nor less than the appearance at dinner
+to-day of a bully stew and a sort of ration lime juice, which drove my
+thoughts, always willing to be driven in that direction, towards a
+nervous period of 1916, my initiation into trench warfare. The meal
+was something of a facsimile; and soon after it, by a coincidence, I
+was sitting under the scissors of a volunteer barber much as once after
+such a dinner I sat in the alleyway by company headquarters, opposite the
+red roofs of Auchy. The _Bonadventure's_ bridge, I meditated as I endured
+the shears of a B.E.F. man again, looked not unlike those so-called
+"communication trenches" in the Richebourg district, those make-believes;
+and, as the steam-valve suddenly made me jump with its thudding volley
+of minor explosions, I experienced an echo of the ancient terrors in
+those same scantily covered ways when cross-firing machine-guns opened
+upon my working-party.
+
+The lime juice, in the present case, was of a milder disposition than
+that to which we were accustomed. Yet there was perceptible in it that
+uncivilized strength which proved it to come of the same honest origin. We
+were, I must confess--it is not too late--much lacking in our appreciation
+of that uncompromising, biting liquid which circulated in the trenches,
+carried in jars which should have been, it was felt, carrying rum. In
+itself a sort of candid friend, that lime juice lacked advancement
+through faults not its own. I mean, there was the chlorinated water,
+which for all its virtues was hardly popular, and there was the sugar,
+which was half-and-half, associating, very friendly, with tea dust.
+Moreover, this same _sugar_, in its nocturnal progress at the bottom of
+a sandbag, while its carrier now stepped into an artificial lake and
+now lay down for the bullets of Quinque Jimmy to pass by unimpeded, had
+acquired an interspersion of hairy particles; as generally did our loaves
+of bread, which in some cases might easily be supposed to be wearing
+wigs. In this manner, the germ-destroyer, the intrusion of tea dust and
+the moulted coat of sandbags, combined to prevent the lime juice, like
+crabbed poet, "from being as generally tasted as he deserved to be."
+
+At Company Headquarters, too, there was often in those easy times a rival
+beverage. Here and there a messenger might be sent back to an estaminet
+and return to the war with comforts within a couple of hours.
+
+Yet I myself did my best to cultivate the "lime-juice habit," and to me
+it remains an integral part of the interiors, gone but not forgotten,
+of many a Rotten Row in the Béthune Sectors. I see its gloomy and
+mottled surface, in the aluminium tumbler, besides my platter of "meat and
+vegetable" or (as to-day) of bully rehabilitated by the smoky cooks;
+and about me the shape of the lean-to dugout rises sufficiently high for
+a tall man to enter without going on all fours. Here, is the earth
+settee, running round three sides of the table, there, the glory hole in
+which, one at a time, we crawl to sleep, with a fine confused bedding of
+British Warms and sandbags. The purple typescript of _Comic Cuts_,[4]
+in which what imagination and telescope has striven to reveal of the
+"other fellow," mind, body and soul, is set in military prose, flaps
+neglectedly from its nail. In their furious tints, the ladies of the
+late Kirchner beam sweetly upon him who sets put on patrol and him who
+returns; while in the convenient niches between the walls and the
+corrugated iron roof above, which as a protection might perhaps amount
+to the faith of the ostrich, Mills bombs and revolvers and ammunition
+nestle.
+
+There, given the noise of shells travelling over, trench mortar bombs
+dropping short, machine guns firing high--or of shells alighting abruptly
+on the parados, trench mortar bombs thundering into the next traverse,
+machine guns in spitfire temper stripping the top layer of sandbags--the
+boyish gay P. would with his subalterns pore over the maps, receive
+with sinking heart the ominous "secret and confidential" and "very
+secret" messages brought in by those fine youths the runners; fill in, not
+without murmurings, those _pro forma's_ which at one time seemed likely to
+turn fighting into clerkship, or "censor" those long pages of homely
+scrawl in copying pencil which were to keep up yet a day more the spirits
+of sweethearts, mothers and wives.
+
+Thus the particular memories of trenches and our times and seasons in
+them, roused by such a light matter as this which has aroused them now,
+pass with the greatest emotion before the mind. It is not fashionable
+to talk of the war. Is the counsel, then, to follow the Psalmist:
+
+ I said, I will take heed to my ways: that I offend not in my
+ tongue....
+
+ I held my tongue, and spake nothing. I kept silence, yea, even
+ from good words; but it was pain and grief to me.
+
+One has not to follow him very long in that.
+
+ My heart was hot within me, and while I was thus musing the
+ fire kindled: and at the last I spake with my tongue.
+
+One wonders, though, how the Psalmist himself, had he been one of us,
+would have found means to communicate his strange undertones of
+experience, according to their significance for himself? To whom would it
+be of interest, if he described such a particle as St. Vaast Keep on
+the Richebourg road, though he saw daily again in some odd way its
+sandbagged posts with the fine wood panels from the shell-like house
+beside built in?--seen once, for a lifetime. Or Port Arthur, that wreckage
+of a brewery near Neuve Chapelle--why should every yard of its flimsy
+fortification be coexistent with me? I could lead the hearer through
+its observation-posts, its emplacements, its warrens for human beings,
+its relics of other days, with practical and geographical accuracy; but
+the words would not contain my own sense of the place, which from the
+very first I never needed nor endeavoured to put into words. And yet
+it is intense and instant. The reflection of the crazy stronghold as it
+was, and with what it meant for me, comes in a second when my thoughts
+lie that way, and it is but one of a series of equal insistency. It is no
+question, this, of looking back on such a past as in any degree
+glorious, of shirking the anguish that overcast any adventurous gleam that
+these scenes awakened. Their memory is as sombre and as frightening as
+they were themselves in their aspect and their annals.
+
+ They come unbidden,
+
+and when they will come, the mind is led by them as birds are said to be
+lured by the serpent's eye. A tune, a breath of sighing air, an odour--and
+there goes the foolish ghost back to Flanders.
+
+Even here, I suppose, in the Atlantic's healthy blue, I am at the mercy of
+a coincidence in lime-juice.
+
+-----
+
+[Footnote 4: Divisional Intelligence Report.]
+
+
+
+
+XII
+
+
+Following a roaster of day, with a slack wind astern covering the deck
+forward with showers of cinders like shot, I admired the moonlight
+and the sweet night air before I turned in to sleep soundly. I woke
+thinking I heard the usual swabbing of decks beginning, but this was
+incorrect. It was quite dark, and I began to think with gratitude of
+a second innings of sleep; but when I looked at my watch it was after
+seven. The din of water outside, mingled with the rushing of a mighty
+wind, persuaded me to go to the door. In a few moments the storm was
+at its height, the sea shrouded in a thick deluge almost to the ship's
+side, and its waves beaten down by the rain into pallid foam-veined
+inertia. An ashen grey light was about us, but the clouds of rain veiled
+the poop from one's eyes amidships, and the siren trumpeted out its
+warnings; while sheet-like lightning flamed through the vapours, and
+bursts of deeper thunder than I had ever heard followed hard upon them.
+The decks were racing with water from overhead covers and stairways, and
+in each lifting of the storm the awning over the sailors' quarters aft
+could be seen tearing at its tethers.
+
+This fury soon slackened, and green and blue, pale as yet, returned to
+the seas as they leapt away from the bows. Breakfast intervened. Attention
+was requested from the storm by the appearance of a new and experimental
+kind of ham.
+
+"Yes. What d'ye think of the ham--tinned boneless smoked ham?"
+
+"Well, I like it well enough; but it's boneless. If you take the bone away
+from ham, you take away the nature of it."
+
+This ham later on became much esteemed, but the ingenious mind was for
+dissembling the fact: "We'd better not give a too enthusiastic report on
+it or they'll only give it to the passenger boats" of the same company.
+
+It was blowing still, from the coast of South America. "Smell the mould?"
+asked Hosea, and I did; a strange frightening fragrance, of the earth
+earthy, a heavy and swooning smell. It was so strong as to puzzle Bicker
+even, in his watch; and its most unpleasant manifestation caused him to
+look about for the carcass of a rat on the bridge deck.
+
+We had come by this time into a highway of ships. The first that passed
+us, a small steamer, was not much noticed; nor the next, which passed in
+the night. "Her lamp gave a blink and then went out," said Bicker, and
+wished he could have emulated a mate of his acquaintance who likewise
+signalled to a passer-by in vain. "If you damn'd foreigners can't answer,"
+he sent out as she came alongside presently, "why the hell don't you
+keep out of sight? Good night!" But, on being pressed, he admitted that
+the "foreigner" replied: "Thank you. And you're a lady."
+
+Then, however, another ship belonging to the same company with the
+_Bonadventure_ was seen afar through the afternoon. As the two drew
+level, ceremony took place. The houseflag was dipped and raised and
+dipped again by both; the red ensign was dipped; and the homeward-bound
+sounded her monosyllable three times, to which our own whistle replied
+in equal number. This, as old-fashioned a courtesy as could be wished,
+excited several others aboard the _Bonadventure_ besides the tyro; and
+as the chief engineer began his tea, he thus referred to the prevailing
+spirit.
+
+"--Well, so we passed one of _our_ ships again to-day! I was lying in my
+hammock asleep, when the mess-room boy came running up, panting out:
+'Sir, here's one of our ships!' And I mumbled out something like, 'All
+right, John, there's room enough for us to pass, isn't there?' Everybody
+was seemingly out on deck, peering up at the mate to see if he had
+forgotten the flags; everybody was staring at the funnel with the eye of
+expectancy, wondering 'When the hell's that damn'd whistle going?'--I
+didn't get up for it. I suppose that's equivalent to contempt of court or
+high treason."
+
+The bland face of the sage lighted up with pleasure as he carefully gave
+us this impression of his.
+
+After the storm, the air was thunder-heavy all that day. Great
+dragon-flies, and butterflies in sultry brown and red, and that must
+have been borne out to sea on the strong breeze, were fluttering over the
+decks and the water. At night, there was abundant lightning in the
+distance: most of all on the eastern horizon, with its world of
+waters, the flashes were of a dusky redness, and of vague mountainous
+outline. They came fast and furious, until the moon at last seemed to
+overawe such wild carouse, and in good earnest to govern the night;
+while in a deep blue darkness, among the folds of white cloud, stars
+shone with new clearness. Under this celestial content, the _Bonadventure_
+moved over a gleaming sea.
+
+Mead, on his watch, was troubled. He sought in his mind a life better
+paid and more exciting. Every few moments, he would add some detail aloud
+to a scheme for piracy in these waters, which he thought might be made
+a profitable occupation. He pictured a coaster, duly registered, running
+with ordinary cargo to and fro, but on the lines of a "Q" boat, a sort
+of marine wolf in sheep's clothing, armed with torpedo tubes. In all
+respects, himself being already chosen as captain, its crew should form
+a co-operative society. The pirate should carry a wireless installation
+of the noisiest sort. In brief, the whole scheme appealed to him so
+warmly that he was ready, apart from details to be arranged, especially
+a financier, to put it into practice. Me he would accept as purser,
+not so much because I showed any promise as a book-keeper, as that I had
+been in an infantry battalion in the Line.
+
+The ship was slowing down, and the chief was worried. One morning he
+offered me employment, "cleaning the tubes. You come round to my place." I
+went round at about nine, when the ship's engines were stopped, and found
+that he had as ever been amusing himself in his quiet way. He himself,
+with the firemen, was now ready to act as the ship's chimney-sweeps.
+After a full morning's work, masked in sweat and soot, they came up on
+deck again from the job. I did not regret my earlier "disappointment."
+Relieved of the clogging soot, the _Bonadventure_ ran with fresh speed,
+against a tough head wind. For the first time for some days, one heard
+the harsh drumming of the excess of steam escaping through its valve.
+The wind drove the water, hereabouts of a jade green colour, into long
+waves and their fine manes of spray, upon which the sun made many a
+small and fleeting rainbow. With this head wind piping, and the cargo,
+it seemed, having shifted lately, the ship had an uncomfortable list to
+port and swayed as she went. "Here, you," cried Meacock to me, "your
+extra weight on the port side's doing this." "Yes, it's perfectly plain he
+is the Jonah of the voyage."
+
+A dozen big black birds appeared as travelling companions, white-breasted
+and easy-going. At a closer view, I found that they were not properly
+black but of that dingy russet grey towards which old mushrooms grow.
+They seemed never to clap their wings, but sailed as our gulls do on the
+wind, wheeling and looping with a leisurely grace, and patrolling the sea
+as closely as an owl beats a meadow without wetting a wing-tip.
+
+Nor was this the only token of our nearing our first destination.
+Shore-going suits and boots were out in the sun already. The steward's
+usual attitude became that of a priest, as he carried the captain's
+suits gingerly here and there.
+
+But there was still time for trouble. A relapse in the sainted manner
+of the old fellow occurred one day at breakfast. The most tremendous
+roarings, himself and the offending donkeyman in turn or in chorus,
+suddenly broke out, and ended in the steward's ascent with a complaint to
+Hosea. Then, one evening, after my quiet enjoyment of the pure blue
+sky after a shower, with its Southern Cross and the false cross and other
+stars strange to me glittering marvellously keen, I went in to my cabin to
+write, when I instantly perceived something in the air. A most pungent
+aroma, indeed, had been instilled through the house; and going to inquire
+I found Cyrano of Cardiff kneeling on the saloon floor, applying a
+special kind of red paint. Properly, he said, it was used for the keels
+of ships. I thought too that that was its proper application.
+
+At dinner, too, events took a serious turn. When I had in previous
+days heard spaghetti hailed as Wind-pipes, for instance, I had realized
+the phrase as a humorous hyperbole. But now the tinned meat problem
+presented itself to me in a more sinister light--I was not so sure!
+There before me was a godless lump of briny red fat and stringy appendages
+floating more or less in a thick brown liquid which demanded the
+spectacles of optimism. A reinforcement of stony beans did not mend the
+matter. The meat, as it fell out, wore a portion of skin, remarkable
+for prickly excrescences, and hinting that I was about to batten on
+the relics of a young porcupine, or at least peculiar pork. Presently
+I asked Meacock what sort of flesh this was. He answered: "O Lord, _I_
+don't know--it's--well, I don't think you can get beyond tinned _meat_."
+
+Another incident affected the administration. An apprentice, whose stature
+brought him, beyond the chance of escape, the nickname Little Tich, and
+who was generally being bantered by someone or other, was cleaning the
+brasswork of the compass in the wheel-house. Meacock went in to take a
+bearing. The bearing he got nonplussed him, and he got Mead to try. Mead
+also found the needle giving strange evidence. Suddenly it dawned upon
+them that its delusion was due to a tremendous dagger worn by the very
+small and keenly occupied Tich.
+
+The _Bonadventure_ maintained her mended pace, and also her awkward
+list, which conspired with a strong swell; thus it was that the "fiddle"
+so necessary to the safety of cups and plates in the Bay of Biscay
+reappeared at this late stage. The nights were beautiful, with their white
+moon and moonlight far over the water, their stars, few, and of the
+moon's glowing whiteness, the light veilings of cloud blown in silence
+about the sky, and little else heard except the subdued measure of the
+ship's engines, the lapping repulse of waves from the bows, and the
+sharp call of birds ahead and astern. Well might Mead be glad of his
+roving temperament, as on his watch we talked and smoked above the
+expanse of rimpled water, and looked towards the sword-like lightnings
+in the south.
+
+
+
+
+XIII
+
+
+We came into grey waters, and also into a grey sort of day, overcast and
+moody. In the evening the wind was strong from the land, and laden with
+that earthy scent which had so surprised me when I first encountered it;
+a languid, rich and beguiling perfume, that is tomb-like and unnerving in
+its suggestion, rising over us. It made out for me the spirit of Tom
+Hood's last song, if it was his last song; the one beginning "Farewell,
+life, my senses swim"; its first verse ending "I smell the Mould above the
+Rose," and its second, "I smell the Rose above the Mould."
+
+Hosea engaged me in discussion of Tennyson and Edwin Arnold. He had been
+carrying out a lively campaign in his room, where an unwelcome insect
+had appeared lately; one would have doubted whether any insect, however
+irrepressible, could have existed in the atmosphere of cigar smoke which
+he daily thickened in that room of his. But there it was, the bug had been
+seen, and the whole room was overhauled.
+
+This did not in any way deflect him from his evening pursuit of the
+abstract. His resolution in following a problem through its own difficult
+aspects, combined with his control of the _Bonadventure_, often made me
+wonder whether he was typical of his fellow-captains. Though, as he said,
+the roaring-bull style of master mariner was almost extinct, I could not
+help thinking him singular.
+
+I woke at about four, following an inquiry into some remote subject,
+from a dream of roaring thunderbolts, out of whose red and whizzing track
+I was crouching on the lee side of barns and cowsheds. I looked out;
+there was a loud wind much like that which brought the storm of the
+other Sunday. I went back to bed a little disappointed. This squall left
+the makings of a very good breeze blowing and moreover lowered the
+temperature. The mate complained of his khaki shorts; the second mate
+had had to bring out another blanket, although it was a sunny morning. The
+colour of the sea was changing as we went at a striking rate; but
+prevailing, in those shallower roads turbid with silt or sand was a
+greenness as of horse-chestnut leaves at their prime. Here and there were
+dark acres of discoloured water drifting by, contrasting magnificently
+with the green and its bright white-crested waves. The afternoon brought
+into sight the dim shapes of coastline with those now less familiar things
+trees and houses. This advance was welcomed by Mead and the apprentices
+who lived in his alleyway with spirited but not spiritual songs.
+
+The next day, Hosea was very early at the door of the wireless operator's
+cabin, endeavouring to get a reply from the ship's agents in Monte
+Video, to questions sent some days before. I do not think he succeeded.
+There was, however, much buzzing, and I got up to enjoy the time of day.
+It was still keen outside--"a nipping and an eager air"--the sky being
+blue and the sun unclouded none the less; over the drab green sea, a
+seagull or two in their lordly fashions flapping against the wind; to
+starboard, in a gentle haze, a view of rugged shore. This point was one
+of mountainous eminences, rolling like larger Downs, with white cliffs
+or sandy beaches under their light red masses. Other steamers were in our
+neighbourhood, on the same course out or home, some bright with new
+paint, others scarred and rusty. Probably they were having tripe in
+batter for breakfast like ourselves, the prose part of me suggested; and
+I felt with gratitude that I must have become a new and better man,
+who could now face and even look forward to a food which had hitherto
+only interested me as a favourite with C. Lamb.
+
+The continued cold caused me to return to socks; but I delayed the
+reinstatement of the collar, which I had found no such necessity to human
+happiness.
+
+It seemed no time at all before we had passed Flores Island, and Monte
+Video came into view. Bright sandy shores gave place to a parched sort of
+greenery, as it looked, with large buildings here and there; the town
+beyond lay terraced on rising ground, its square monotonous buildings hot
+in the sun, whose fervour the roofs returned in dazzling mirror-glare.
+The spires and minarets of its more pretentious architecture, something
+scantily, relieved the greyness of the formal rows, barracks, warehouses
+and whatever else. Farther on a rough squat cone of barren-looking
+ground surmounted with another heavy square-cut building caught but
+scarcely charmed the eye. As the heat was dreary, so at a casual glance
+through the smouldering air this town of flat roofs and tiers.
+
+Hosea, very smart, with his telescope under his arm, and the second mate
+beside him, stood on the bridge. Hosea was giving orders, the second mate
+passing them on to the engineer below on the ringing telegraph, and by
+megaphone to Meacock, who with the carpenter stood to the anchor forward.
+Flags were run up announcing the _Bonadventure_. No answer, in the form
+of a launch, was vouchsafed so early, although other ships moored round
+about us were being visited by agents or doctors. The word was given
+to let go the anchor. "Forty-five on the windlass!" The cumbrous chain
+unwound and ran down with a cloud of rust. The _Bonadventure_ lay still,
+even the cocoa-like mud which her propeller had been diffusing in a few
+moments thinning away.
+
+A gangway was let down over the side. Firemen and engineers came up
+from the underworld and all--not only the passenger--looked towards a
+motor launch which now appeared making swiftly towards us. She was tied
+up a moment later with ropes at the foot of the gangway, and an Englishman
+emerging from her small beautifully polished saloon, asked in supercilious
+fashion for the captain. "Come aboard." "No, I can't," Hosea stalked
+forth with successful dignity, as if unaware that anyone should be
+calling; then, going back for the ship's papers, boarded the launch, and
+we heard that we were going on to Buenos Aires. The papers were quickly
+seen and restored; letters--general gloom!--were absent, probably with
+some other agents; and the launch and the young man in his beautiful
+suit, raiment for a diplomat, departed.
+
+We stayed here at anchor through the afternoon; telescopes sprang up on
+all sides, even if to unacquainted, non-cubist eyes the view was rather
+interesting than pleasing. Every half-hour or so, some tramp would leave
+the harbour. Curiosity in their case was small. Every half-hour, launches
+puffed along to take back their pilots. The purlieus of Monte Video with
+their apparent but distant gaiety, even, were soon disregarded.
+
+Bicker and Meacock exchanged humorous history by the engine bunkers,
+in holiday mood. The steward, who had lost little time in putting out
+a fishline, leaned over the rail in meditation, not knowing that his
+misanthropic look was being almost to a line caught by Bicker behind him.
+Bicker also illustrated in dumb show the action of heaving the poor old
+man overboard. And, meanwhile, it was hot: no doubt of that! Presently the
+doleful patience of the steward was rewarded with a foolish-looking
+fish perhaps three pounds in weight, which was soon cut into sectors
+and salted.
+
+When towards seven in the evening the anchor was got up and the ship
+began to move up the River Plate to Buenos Aires, the scene was one to be
+remembered. Astern lay Monte Video with its lines of lights, and from
+its hill one great light glowed out momently; ahead lay the buoys of the
+channel, flashing first red and then white in reassuring alternation
+along our course; and the moon overhead, pale with a stratum of thin
+cloud, or lost at times behind echelons of stormier vapours, gave light
+enough to hint at the look of the shores. At first the captain, the mate
+and the anchor appeared the three forces acting on the ship, the anchor
+especially, which was loath to come aboard. At last it came, and the
+_Bonadventure_ went steadily up the river to the pipe of a rising wind.
+
+Hosea, well satisfied, sat down in his room with his "purser" to theorize
+in our wonted way. The beauty of the commonplace, it was; then we were
+considering the simplicity of seafaring men. They must be simple, he
+said, to have done what they had done, including Columbus. Seafaring
+in sailing ships, he described in the powerful phrase "fighting against
+your God"; a phrase which I suppose the early mariners in their piety
+might have applied to steamers.
+
+ Those trim skiffs unknown of yore--
+
+I condense Coleridge--
+
+ That fear no spite of wind or tide!
+
+Phillips joined us. "We're discussing nautical history, chief." Being
+assured that this really was so, Phillips said he was uncertain about the
+true story of the _Golden Hind's_ boatswain, but he felt certain about our
+not reaching Buenos Aires in the morning. If he were not a moral man,
+he would "bet you, sir, two pence on the point."
+
+The pilot, a tan-brown moustached little man, came in--not for his
+black straw hat, but for his oilskins and goloshes. "That's right," said
+Phillips with malevolent sympathy, "that's right, pilot, always keep
+your feet thoroughly dry." The pilot had at least the excuse that it
+was drizzling outside.
+
+It blew hard and harder all night; and the next morning, Sunday, one
+thought of the collapse of an English October. About half-past seven we
+dropped anchor in the "roads" outside our promised port; on all sides
+bleakly lapping and passing the pea-soup waters of the River Plate. Father
+Prout's whimsical haunting old lines pervaded my mind as I stared and
+warmed myself with pacing up and down:
+
+ With deep affection and recollection
+ I often think of the Shandon bells,
+ Whose sounds so wild would, in days of childhood,
+ Fling round my cradle their magic spells.
+ On this I ponder, where'er I wander,
+ And thus grow fonder, sweet Cork, of thee,
+ With thy bells of Shandon,
+ That sound so grand on
+ The pleasant waters of the River Lee.
+
+Not far from his old loves, how did some of us once for a brief stay,
+with those whirlpools in Flanders still roaring more hungrily in our
+destiny, hear other bells ring in enchanting coolness over the gliding
+boat, borne on the bosom of wooded Blackwater!
+
+But these bleak and turbid waters turned the ringing song to parody, nor
+did the _Bonadventure's_ bell, a war product, sound particularly grand
+upon them as those past bells on their importal streams. The outlook and
+the chilliness made breakfast unusually welcome. The pilot came in, but
+having no English to speak of (or with) he could not tell us his real
+views on the weather and such important matters. The chief loudly--for
+more clarity--pressed him with such questions as "When does your next
+STRIKE begin?" but he smiled and ate on.
+
+About dinner-time a fine white launch came out to us; and a number of
+authorities, including some doctors, came aboard. The ship's company
+assembled aft like an awkward squad, and the doctors came along the
+line feeling pulses; a task which they did genially and without strain.
+That done, and no one being set aside for a further examination, all
+dispersed. The authorities (a generous allowance of them) proceeded to
+Hosea's quarters, no doubt to wind up the morning's work in comfort. I
+listened meanwhile to Mead, who leaning over above their launch, amused
+himself with making noisy and scandalous observations upon its crew,
+their careers and their faces. Why this fury? I really believe it was
+his way of expressing fraternity.
+
+So there was nothing to do but wait for our new pilot on Monday morning:
+to play cards with a pack whose age had given each card characteristic
+markings besides those upon its face; to "yarn." At tea, Bicker was in
+his most assiduous narrative mood. "We were in the West Indies in a boat
+bringing the bumboat woman aboard--well, she started to climb up the
+rope ladder and this fellow thought he'd lay his hand on her ankle. So he
+made a move to do so. Just then" (his broad grin grew almost incredibly
+broad), "the boat gave a roll, and as he had one foot on the gunwale, and
+one on the rope ladder he fell into the water. Well, he went down past
+rows and rows of plates, and we looked out for him to come up.--First a
+hat, his black hat, came up. And then, a newspaper came up"--[_Chief_
+(_ignored_) "To say he wasn't coming up?"]--and then, _he_ came up. Stern
+first. We dragged him on deck, and there he was all spluttering, and
+then he said as solemn as a judge:
+
+ 'That's the fruits of Blacklegging.'"
+
+This closed the proceedings.
+
+Under the sunset the river's dingy current began to take on a strange
+glory, and changed into a tawny golden wilderness moving down to sea. Then
+presently it was full moon and pale splendours. A great quiet prevailed;
+but led by the moon, like the tide and the poets, Mead and myself paced
+the decks for hours recalling the local colour of war apart from fighting.
+
+
+
+
+XIV
+
+
+A most placid morning. The sky ahead was silvered with the smoke of unseen
+Buenos Aires, the water so gleaming that the flat coast lined with trees,
+to starboard, appeared to be midway suspended between one mother-of-pearl
+heaven and another. The new pilot arrived in this early tranquillity,
+and the ship resumed her way up the channel marked out by buoys of several
+shapes.
+
+The sun increased in power all too fast. I stood on the bridge to hear the
+pilot and the mates giving their directions: we came to a couple of
+tugs told off to escort the _Bonadventure_ in. Ropes leapt aboard us,
+tossed up in the adroitest way and caught as cleverly by our sailors; the
+bigger cables were attached to them, drawn aboard the tugs and made fast;
+and so we went on with tugboats fore and aft. The peculiar beauty of the
+morning mist over Buenos Aires soon began to thin away and disclose
+great buildings. And now we were almost at our journey's end; and in
+hurrying ease, drew past fishing boats and small sailing craft into
+the harbour mouth. On our port side, on a sort of palisade running out
+into the estuary, a host of sea-eagles perched yelping, their lean black
+bodies sharply designed in the white light. Their motto I took to be:
+Multitude and solitude. Beyond their grand stand appeared a green grove
+of downward foliage, the gaudy precinct of what, I was informed by the
+wireless operator, who began to act the guide-book, was a destructor for
+the frozen meat industry. He went on to specify the number of animals
+daily converted and to give other details which interested him, as an
+ex-wielder of the pole-axe; but my attention was distracted by the ships
+swinging into an approach crowded with dredgers and their ugly barges
+swilling mud, with motor-boats and lighters and as it looked to me
+every sort of medium for water traffic, bright and drab, proud and
+lowly in a confusion.
+
+The waterway divides. To our left, a channel lies under giant steel
+bridges. Our course is not there: we are piloted towards a dock for
+passenger and cargo ships, and entering it in a hot glare, and colouring
+that almost sears, of sky and water and paint, we make our berth,
+wallowing once over the water's breadth to the anger of lesser navigators,
+who go by in their boats bawling at the bridge in general. The handsome
+passenger boats with their great paddle-wheels and their red awnings lie
+opposite our plebeian resting-place: beside a grimy wharf, where small
+cranes and coal carts seem to multiply.
+
+Of an expectant company there on Wilson's Wharf, the chief feature was
+by immediate common consent recognized in an old lady in a heliotrope
+dress, tightly girdled--and she was of mountainous shape. The demure inch
+of petticoat revealed below the hem of her well-hitched skirt was not
+overlooked. Beside this beldame, a long thin youth, a very reed straw by
+comparison, puffed at a cherry cigarette-holder, vacantly but fixedly
+eyed the ship and seemed to await her instructions. A laundry cart, with
+an insufficient animal in the shafts, stood behind them and showed what
+they too stood for, emblems peculiar.
+
+Scarcely had the _Bonadventure_ come to rest before a swarm of anxious
+sallow ruffians were aboard for the "ship's orders." The rooms of Hosea
+himself were not free from their invasion; not free that is, for a
+moment. Their intruding faces caused him to roar in the most frightful
+fashion; at which, hesitating as if before an injustice, they got out,
+but still hung about the gangways. When, presently, he went ashore to pay
+his official respects to the ship's agents, we saw a trail of these
+indefatigables close on his heels, and on his return he said that four of
+them had followed him all the way. I now perceived quite plainly why,
+when I a stranger appeared aboard the _Bonadventure_ at Barry Dock and
+desired to find the captain, there was no eager answer to my query.
+Tailors, bootmakers (one with a motor-tyre or a piece of one over his
+shoulder), engineers and I don't know who else formed the polysyllabic
+cordon.
+
+Meanwhile, the _Bonadventure_ was hauled in close to the edge of the
+quay, and a gang of dock hands came on deck bearing ropes and pulley
+blocks. The ship's derricks having been lifted, these made the first
+preparations for discharging the cargo. The hatches were laid open, and
+the planks covering them pitched aside much as though they were so many
+walking-sticks. I was not the only one deluded by this despatch into
+thinking our discharge likely to be over in a few days.
+
+Buenos Aires; a tremendous town, a "southern Paris," a New-World epitome.
+So much, so little I knew of it. It lay here, its heart not a half-hour's
+walk from our mooring. But the vastness of the rumoured hive, the heat,
+I daresay indolence too, prevented me from taking this first opportunity
+for walking into the strange streets. It was excessively hot, and that
+settled the matter. There was plenty to watch on the river and alongside:
+it would have been odd, if it had not proved so. So, swollen somewhat
+with the feeling that I was now a considerable seafarer, and not
+unpleased to be mistaken for one by the miscellaneous visitors who had
+by this examined the decks and accommodation--all doors locked--somewhat
+fruitlessly, but still loitered, I stayed idle.
+
+Trenches will recur to their old inhabitants. The small coal in the yards
+here stood walled in with a breastwork of sandbags, built with tolerable
+skill upon the old familiar pattern of headers and stretchers and as I
+happened to be remarking upon this fact to the wireless man, interrupting
+his propaganda about a strike in which he personally would resist to
+the last, a little launch chanced past with the name _Ypres_ on her bows.
+
+She was but one of an endless to and fro of small craft. The tall and airy
+passenger boats, at intervals, came by in brilliance. When there was a
+pause in this coming and going, and nothing more happening on the water
+than the snapping of the small yellow catfish at bread floating below the
+ship, I still felt a quiet and languid gratitude for the novelty of being
+where I was.
+
+That gratitude was to be tempered soon. The plague of the mosquitoes of
+the docks had been painted dark enough for me during the days of approach;
+and when I got to bed, the threatened invasion had begun. Determining
+not to consider the question at all, I read deep in my pocket copy of
+Young's _Night Thoughts on Life, Death and Immortality_, as in worse
+quarters many a time, and duly went to sleep like a philosopher.
+
+
+
+
+XV
+
+
+Could this be Saint Valentine's Day? Here in a dreary looking dock with a
+surplus of sun but a seeming lack of oxygen, and only a sort of amphibious
+race as company? Newspapers were at any rate valentine enough. They
+were read with real care, football results being perhaps the consolation
+most sought.
+
+Hosea showed me the way into the town. We turned out over the docks, out
+at last from a kingdom of coal-dust, over a swing bridge; took a tram,
+and were soon at the shipping agents' offices. He spent some time in
+earnest conference here, and the visit ended with a visit to other agents'
+offices, and that again with an adjournment with a serene member of the
+staff to a bar. In this excellent place, my ignorance of a kind of
+drink, saffron in colour and with a piece of pineapple submerged, was
+soon dispelled. The collection of olives, biscuits, monkey-nuts and
+flakes of fried potato which the waiter brought with the drinks was to
+me unexpected. We went, with our good-natured guide, to lunch in a huge
+hotel. Gaining the top of the building by the lift, we sat at a table
+near the windows of a luxurious room filled with luxurious people, and
+had the pleasure of looking as we ate over the less celestial roofs of
+the town to the calm flood of the River Plate beyond. Distance lent
+enchantment to this view also. The conditions were good for eating, our
+friend's romantic tales apart.
+
+We departed from this commendable place, and, there being still
+engagements for Hosea with the shipping agents, we went there. Emerging,
+he had to go to the British Consulate. We hired a taxi. The traffic of
+Buenos Aires, or practice and precept differ, was free from irksome
+restrictions of speed; and we were whirled over the cobblestones and
+tramlines and round trams, horsemen, wagons, rival cars and everything
+else in a breath-taking rush. "I get in these things," said Hosea,
+"saying to myself, If I don't come out of this alive, then I shan't."
+We got out alive. The Consul's workshop (it was perhaps known by a
+more dignified name) was in a scrubby street; and the young man in
+charge had my sympathy. However, it was not my fault that he was being
+slowly roasted.
+
+That call left Hosea at liberty to explore the town. We walked on and
+on, looking at the shops, and be it acknowledged at the beauties who went
+by, until we arrived at the small park over which the Museum rises to that
+southern sun, ornate and massy. Here we entered to spend the afternoon
+among a few visitors and as many official incumbents. We entered solemnly
+resolved to find a Palace of Art--Hosea putting away from him all his
+connection with ships and the worries of that next necessity, the "charter
+party."
+
+Plaster casts and original statuary were plentiful in the Museum. The eye
+of the weary mariners rested none too long upon these. The multitude of
+paintings, however, were considered gently and methodically: Hosea would
+stand before the weakest trying to comprehend the artist's intention,
+and to claim something in his daub as a virtue. Sometimes he would put
+on his eyeglass to survey the subject. To me, there seemed no such
+quality here--I speak as a scribe, without authority--as there was
+quantity.
+
+There have been many energetic and accomplished administerings of paint,
+but to what purpose? The eternal allegory, demanding one nude figure or
+more, and justifying by the general level Hosea's praise of a well-known
+picture called "September Morning," or sweetened description of evening,
+with its cows coming home under its warped moon, its ploughman in a vague
+acre, and the rest. Was this the southern genius?
+
+One or two modern pictures here revealed a strength and idiosyncrasy
+beyond almost all the rest. A portrait of six youths, drawn with fierce
+intensity of colour and of line, expressing distinctions of character
+in subtle vital sharpness, long detained me. Another untypical picture,
+as recent as the last, was based upon a rustic festival or ritual with
+which I of course was unacquainted; but the epic lives of peasant men and
+women in their long combat with the stern giver of grain were legible in
+the strange georgic faces and the mysterious melancholy glory of their
+assembly.
+
+ --Seemed listening to the earth,
+ Their ancient mother, for some comfort yet.
+
+Among the many harmless little pieces representing vases of flowers,
+woodland melody, and other conventions, I caught sight of a portrait of a
+young girl ("My lady at her casement" type) drawn with mild ability.
+The signature, very large and clear, was
+
+ CH. CHAPLIN.
+
+On referring to the minute brass plate beneath so innocent a vanity, we
+learned that Charles Chaplin, 1825-1891, was a painter of the "French
+School." Pictures must run in the family.
+
+The first afternoon, Hosea and myself could find no specimen of an
+English artist among the multitude: but returning another day to make
+certain (and once again we had the gallery more or less to ourselves)
+we found a small and typical study by Wilkie, and a portrait by Sir
+Thomas Lawrence. Before this last, a work of the loftiest morality--in
+its subject I mean--and of a colouring delicately fine, Hosea stood in
+enthusiasm. "I'm not sure," he said, and once again drew an impression
+before proceeding, "that that isn't the finest thing we've seen." The
+spectacle of King Arthur in his bronze near the exit, in his bronze
+but somehow devoid of his grandeur, ended our artistic adventures.
+The business of criticism, no doubt, is to keep cool: but this we had
+scarcely been able to do. I should have given up early, but for the
+determination of Hosea; and even he began to feel the scorching heat above
+the æsthetic calm.
+
+The ship's football was brought out in the evening, and on a patch of
+waste ground alongside, flanked by thickets of rank weed, and ankle-deep
+in sand and coal-dust, we enjoyed ourselves most strenuously. There
+were one or two real drawbacks. A vigorous and unwary kick was apt to
+send the ball into the river, and to recover it meant clambering up
+and down the slanting wall of the wharf, which was coated with black
+grease, fishing with a pole, anxiously watching the currents, and quickly
+becoming as black and greasy as the masonry. And on the other hand, there
+was here a depôt of large drain-pipes, which might equally receive the
+erratic ball; then arose the questions: Whereabouts in the pipes had
+it bounced? Would the drain-pipe on which you were standing really roll
+from under you and bring down a dozen others? Meanwhile the watchman of
+the depôt would be there uttering untranslated dissatisfaction with
+the whole affair.
+
+We had not been in the South Basin many minutes when the chaplain of The
+Missions to Seamen was among us with his witty stories and, I believe,
+his put-and-take teetotum. At any rate, the latter became as well
+recognized a part of his equipment as his quips. At his invitation, I
+went several times to the Mission, which was quite the rendezvous for
+the crews of British ships in the port. Its concert room, its billiard
+room and other comfortable places were generally very lively, the two
+chaplains apparently possessing an inexhaustible reserve of cheerfulness.
+English ladies too came there to brighten the evenings, to sing and
+join in at cards and conversation; their generosity, I believe, furnished
+the other refreshments of these evenings.
+
+Next door to the Mission, a dingy annexe to a sort of grocery, labelled
+the "British Bar," was not neglected. Talk and beer and smoke prevailed
+here until midnight and afterwards: indeed, I had scarcely sat down
+before a vast mate from some other ship had challenged me to name a better
+Test Match captain than Mr. Fender. Other patrons of the Oval soon took
+up the cry, but I resisted for the rest of the session.
+
+The discharge of coal began, a monotonous process however considered;
+down in the hold one saw through the busy dust a small but growing
+mine-crater done in coal, at the foot of which were lying, stooping,
+chattering, the nearly naked figures of the labourers. Negroes they
+looked down there, but were white unofficially. They shovelled now from
+this side, now from that into a great iron bucket: above, at a sign, the
+man with his lever set the winch working and the derrick hoisted the
+bucket up and over, then down into the lighter that lay alongside. And
+so with intervals through the day. Then at night, the dock's aboriginal
+mosquitoes came forth; as the mate said, like a German band, all the most
+agonizing shades of musical audacity emanating from them. They drove not
+only me but old hands out on deck at night, where a chilly autumn wind
+was blowing, which drove us indoors again. But as the light grew, our
+tormentors lessened. The sun ariseth, and they get them away together,
+and lay them down in their dens.
+
+To avoid these visitors as much as possible, I refrained from exploring
+the town over tiringly during the day, and went off with Mead in his
+shore suit after the evening's football on the dust-patch: and stayed as
+late as meanderings in the town could make it. We certainly departed from
+the usual haunts of sailors the first night; went on and on, until even
+the adventurous Mead had to say: "This is rather a depraved kind of
+street." And more, there was something in the air--some way off, we
+heard the interrupted fire of (what roused imagination converted into)
+a machine gun. The slatternly folk sitting, with white gleams of face
+or dress in the shadows, by their doors; the herds of unaccustomed
+faces in the large threadbare bars; the many groups of folk standing
+expectantly about the street, and our own alien solitude--all gave this
+sensation of disquiet. In a manner enjoying it, we proceeded, past an
+orator roaring out in fine fury to a small but intent crowd, and presently
+found ourselves in a large square with its many lamps, its glossy cars
+stealing swiftly by or waiting on the rank, its fountains playing like
+mists among deep green of trees.
+
+Magnificent, and nearly empty, was the café into which we went; brilliant
+its interior; attached to the gilded columns, how eloquent of drinking as
+a fine art, its scoreboards announcing the many specialities! We stayed
+until midnight. Then, having roughly found out our way home, we set
+out for the docks, and, pausing to divine the sense of a poster giving
+details of a "Radical" demonstration for the next day, saw the police
+come hurrying up to a gathering of people round the next bar door.
+One of the police as he passed us at speed caught his toe against a
+stone and with his sword and fine feathers came down flat on the pavement.
+The gathering at the bar door were so absorbed in their topic that no one
+looked, much less laughed at his loud discomfiture.
+
+Sometimes I found an occasion to leave the _Bonadventure_ in her noisy
+dishabille, during the day. There was one walk with the wireless
+operator to a smaller tramp in a distant dock, aboard which somewhat
+shapelier ship than the _Bonadventure_ he had an acquaintance. Walking
+over the irregular cobbles and among the railway lines of the wharves in
+the heat was a sufficient exercise. We left our ship carpeted with
+coal-dust; passed cattle pounds, grain elevators glaring white, and on
+the opposite side steamers in process of being loaded or discharged;
+went along a rail track where the grains which had lain longest had
+sprung up in unavailing green, and under chutes where sacks of corn were
+sliding down to the holds of ships. The mate of the _Primrose_ whom we
+had come to see was thoroughly happy, and resembled almost to a hair my
+sergeant observer of years before. Putting on a record--his gramophone
+was actually in order--and offering cigars, he produced an extraordinary
+picture of his ship, in needlework. The ancient art of the sampler had
+passed to him. He seemed, I noticed, _of_ his ship: its mahogany-lined
+saloon and more domestic style were congenial with his paterfamilias air
+and "Not to-day, thank you" mildness to various business callers. The
+wireless operator, also, seemed to be less interested in the regulations
+of his calling and more in photographs of ships and sailors. With these
+kind spirits in my mind, I was somewhat preoccupied as we walked back
+the way we came among the pigeons and the dock labourers stretched out
+under every railway truck and crane for their siesta.
+
+Then there were one or two more rounds of the town with Hosea, chiefly
+in the busiest neighbourhood. I began to know the tall statue of Columbus
+as a landmark. All the morning, perhaps, Hosea would be going from one
+office to another, seeking to define the ship's future and to hasten
+her discharge, while I kicked my heels in entrances under the suspicious
+eyes of the janitors. Kindness was readier in the frowsy offices of the
+ship's chandlers; whence the delectably dressed youth the firm's son
+soon led the way to a table and vermouth in the Avenida de Mayo. We went
+again, with a new companion, to the Florida restaurant for our lunch:
+but the new companion and myself having been contemporary in the Ypres
+salient, our excessive reminiscences began to pall upon the long-suffering
+Hosea. One day Hosea entrusted to me, for transport to the ship, the
+sailors' wages in notes, and the letters. He was staying ashore, and
+did not fancy the prospect of carrying so much money about with him.
+Neither did I; but it is hard to say whether the responsibility for the
+pay overshadowed that for the letters. I was pleased to climb aboard the
+_Bonadventure_ with both, after passing through the knock-off rush from
+the docks. But I seemed to be blamed for not bringing letters for every
+one; such is the lot of the volunteer.
+
+
+
+
+XVI
+
+
+There was a feeling (based on observation) aboard the _Bonadventure_ that
+the discharge of the ship was not being carried out with all possible
+speed, owing to the prevailing mysterious influences of the offices in the
+town. Delays were many. This augury of a long sojourn in our present
+berth depressed many of us: I had already observed, or judged, that
+whatever the earlier mariners may have thought of seafaring, the modern
+sailor's idea in sailing is to get back home as early as possible. We
+soon heard that four days of public holiday, the Carnival, would be
+added to our term. It was evident that one must make the best of it, and
+be thankful on those days when some actual progress was made.
+
+Mosquitoes, as I have said, were a great subject here. We had
+opportunities to study them. With _Macbeth_ in hand as a convenient
+weapon., I nightly reduced the horde, but these
+
+ Stubborn spearsmen still made good
+ The dark impenetrable wood.
+
+The heat grew sickly sometimes at night, and the cabins were black with
+flies and mosquitoes alike. To sleep there was to be slowly suffocated,
+let alone the folly of sleeping among man-eaters. An outdoor faith was
+forced upon me, and yet the deck was no real enclosure from the enemy:
+the faith would end at four or so in the morning, a time of day to which
+I was becoming as accustomed as of old, and when the riverside gave off a
+smell which I remembered noticing in the trench regions east of Béthune.
+Then, still hopeful, I would face my cabin and soon after swathing
+myself in the brief sheets of the bunk would be asleep. That interim
+unrecognized, here I was awake again in a world where chisels chip paint
+and steam-driven machines tip tons of coal. The great buckets were now
+being strung over to railway vans, which were shunted duly by a small
+engine. Winches clattered and wrenched, the clanking engine bustled
+almost ludicrously up and down the wharf, and all seemed in a great
+hurry, but the hurry was only on the surface. The yellow river, the
+coal-dust, the glaring sun, the dockside streets and warehouses and of
+course the eternal mosquito began to play upon me. My body was in pain
+from the innumerable bites and want of rest, and generally I was in as
+low spirits as I could be.
+
+The ship was daily haunted by newsboys, fruit-sellers, and others. The
+news was difficult to discover from the queer columns of short cabled
+messages, and yet we never sent the newsboy away unless, perhaps, our
+only means was in English coppers. Sixpences he (not unwisely) was willing
+to take. The fruit-sellers gave better value for sixpence, even though
+their open panniers seemed always liable to the predatory paws of the
+water police. The shoemaker with his motor tyre put pieces of it upon
+my shoes, grunting out a satisfaction with the job which I hardly shared.
+A thin gentleman with furs, puzzle boxes, and other cheap-jack gear was
+not much called upon though called at.
+
+Two Englishmen came also, sellers of furs; one, of my own Division in
+France. They were very warm in their praise of Buenos Aires, and besides
+bringing good furs with them they brought good spirits.
+
+Football flourished. In red-hot sunlight, we met the team of another ship.
+Grim determination was in the game and its afterthoughts; and by a happy
+accident my foot scored the first goal of our victory. It was counted
+unto me for righteousness. The form of address "Passenger" acquired a
+respectful significance. There was immediately arranged a return match. But
+
+ Antres et vous fontaines!
+
+The hart desireth the waterbrooks; and so did we. Again, on such a
+summer afternoon, we went at it, upon the field we had hired for the
+ordeal. This time we lost, but still the blood of the team was up; the
+_Bonadventure's_ fair name was in jeopardy. Again there was immediately
+arranged a return match for the following evening. We lost, and it was
+hotter still. This nevertheless cooled the ardour of the footballers,
+and did not finally ruin the reputation of S.S. _Bonadventure_.
+
+The evening form of this game continued upon the original ground, but my
+connection, like Mead's, soon declined. The main cause was that the ball,
+or Ball--its importance aboard requires the capital letter--flew off one
+evening as usual into the dock, but there by some conspiracy of wind
+and current sailed along at a merry rate until it was carried under the
+framework of piers upon which the coal wharf was built--a noisome place,
+a labyrinth of woodwork. If it stayed here, it was generally out of
+sight and beyond reach; if it was swirled out, it would go on out, into
+the middle stream, and doubtless into the Atlantic. We groped along the
+filthy piles of the tunnel, and the darkness was imminent; when the
+ball suddenly appeared, decidedly going out into the middle stream. At
+this crisis, Mead with a war-cry plumped into the evil-looking water and
+brought off a notable rescue.
+
+Cricket would have seemed the more seasonable sport. Twice Mead and
+myself joined the Mission XI for grand matches in the suburbs, and said
+to ourselves, "In the midst of football we are in cricket"; but twice
+we met with disappointment, the rain choosing the wrong days altogether.
+
+I had naturally observed silence over my journalistic life of the remote
+past, but one evening at the British Bar I was asked, was it not true
+that I was a relation of Kipling? and at the Mission "your book" was
+several times alluded to. It was, I think, taken for granted that being
+a penman I should be _writing up_ my adventures, as though I were on
+a voyage to Betelgueux or Sirius. I was asked to recite some of my poems,
+also, by a lady, but I was churl enough to ask her pardon on that score.
+She evidently felt this the basest ingratitude. "Why? Why not give us a
+recitation? I'm sure you can." I tried to explain that my attempts were
+frequently, almost invariably, of a meditative cast of mind, not suitable
+for the platform. At this she sniffed and I felt that my explanation was
+disgraceful in the highest degree.
+
+Entertainment was not lacking there at the Mission. It was a hearty
+place. One evening Tich, the pride of the _Bonadventure_, who in his
+uniform cut a most splendid figure, went into the ring and laid about
+him magnificently. Or there might be a concert, local talent obliging. A
+passenger ship's varieties drew a large attendance both from the ships
+and the shore; there was much funny man, much jazz band, much conjuring,
+much sentimental singing--in fact plenty of everything which is expected
+at popular concerts, and every one departed with reflected pride. Mead
+and myself, however, quarrelled over the amount which I subscribed to
+the whip-round. It was that or nothing--I had but one coin; and its
+removal robbed us of our wonted refreshment. We walked somewhat moodily
+down the road to the docks, unsoothed by their thick coarse greenery,
+which the night filled with the incessant buzzing of crickets and a
+loud piping whistle perhaps from a sort of cricket also, while here
+and there a fire-fly went along with his glow-worm light.
+
+We tried the cinematograph's recreations, once or twice. How strong is
+habit! We could not settle down to these performances of single films;
+nor to the box-like halls. A cowboy film of eight acts comes back to my
+recollection from those evenings. It was full of miracles. The operator
+believed, like the hero, in lightning speed. The hero on horseback was
+far too speedy for the villain who dragged off the heroine into his car
+and did his best to break records. These heroes will one day assume the
+proportions, in the dark world, of the pleiosaurus in natural history.
+
+But we had our reward. In a more expensive theatre, we found _The Kid_.
+We had come out to see a much trumpeted film of a bullfight--Mead for
+one set of reasons, I for another; but it was of yesterday, and we had
+no difficulty in consoling ourselves. One Chaplin, we acknowledged, was
+better than many toreadors.
+
+And then, we had a glimpse of the Carnival. In our wonted quarter of
+the town, that where the seafaring man mostly rested, it took the form
+of some processions of hobbledehoys and urchins, beating as their kind
+do on drums and things like drums. The next evening we took the same
+dreary cobblestone walk as usual, but did not limit ourselves to that.
+We took a tram, indeed, to more fashionable haunts and at last came into
+the great Avenida and all its garish illuminations; its paper ribbons
+were as multi-coloured as the lights, and, flung from the upper storeys of
+the hotels, in some places they were thick enough to form a fantastic
+and absurd cascade. Here the Carnival was in mid sprout. We got what we
+came for--a diversion.
+
+The pavements, broader here than in the generality of the streets we
+knew, were chock-a-block with folks, the cafés overflowing, the towering
+hotels gleaming with bright dresses on every balcony, and all this was
+the accompaniment of the gorgeous procession that moved slowly along the
+highway. Its vehicles of every kind, but their kind hidden from passing
+observation by their curtains and festoons of flowers, trooped along
+in the unreal glare. Here, ladies of most aristocratic air came by,
+with the blackest of masks above the whitest of countenances; there was
+a girl in the dress of a bull-fighter, driving her own light carriage;
+next, a set of laughing "gipsies" apparently advertising a brand of
+cigarettes; then, a collection of men with Cyrano disguises and attempting
+Cyrano humour to the gods--
+
+ All these and more came flocking.
+
+But the privilege of gazing unrebuked upon the profusion of beauty, upon
+raven hair and great deep-burning eyes, upon the pale cheeks of wintry
+moons, the privilege of hearing the disjointed music of the fu-fu bands
+and the verbal crackers of harlequins of the moment, was not without its
+points of misery. The pavements represented a scrum on the largest
+scale, in the forefront of one battering ram whereof Mead and myself were
+securely wedged in for an hour or two. In this state of things, the usual
+individual turned round to ask Mead "who he was pushing?"--the sense
+of his remarks being obvious though couched in another tongue. Unable to
+move the arms, and scarcely free to flicker the eyelashes, we were
+borne compressedly and gradually on, until at last we were beyond the
+main pleasure-ground; by this time even Mead had had enough of pleasures
+which we had noticed others than Englishmen taking seriously. We took our
+ease in our inn, and reflected.
+
+The newspapers reported that the Carnival was declining year by year.
+Perhaps the reporter, like ourselves, had corns and was caught in the
+scrimmage.
+
+
+
+
+XVII
+
+
+I borrowed a Shakespeare from the second chaplain at the Mission to
+escape from what seemed the dullness of our stay in South Basin, Buenos
+Aires. Mead had taken over my own copy of the Tragedies, and by this time
+had most of _Hamlet_ and _Macbeth_ by heart, so that our conversation
+frequently ran by tags. Of Bicker we saw little. Highly favoured, he would
+depart on most afternoons to the English suburb, where he had friends;
+and it was impossible not to regard him, as he regarded himself, as a man
+of superior rank, who had personal friends in this town. Once or twice in
+the evenings, nevertheless, he came with us to our accustomed table in
+that convenient but inglorious place the British Bar; and while there, he
+did his best to annoy one of the waiters with the oft-repeated slur, "Yah,
+Patagonio," or "You b---- Patagonian Indian," or "Patagonio no bonio."
+The fellow bore it at first with grinning patience; but one evening
+suddenly danced with fury, and rushing out summoned the greasy little
+proprietor, who came in scowling and snarling, took stock of us--and went
+out again. The alleged Patagonian was after this understood to be
+meditating a fearful revenge.
+
+At evening sometimes the autumn sun, going down, a golden ball, behind
+the great buildings, and dimmed with a calm transition in the distance
+of that time of day, removed my mind entirely from these and similar
+matters. An incomplete state of recollection, the more delightful to me
+from the strangeness of my temporary lodging, a presence felt but
+understood, a trouble in the pool whose surface bore the evidence of
+neither windwave's running V nor bubble subtly appearing, took hold
+of me. Unable to remain aware of this confused echo long, without
+endeavouring to resolve it into communicable notes, I would soon find
+myself counting up memories as plainly as the fellow on the other side
+of the water was tallying the brown hides discharged into river barges
+by the paddle-wheeler. It was this verging upon a vision, unknown but
+longed for, and this inevitable falling back to known fact, which
+perhaps depressed me and made the time pass all too slowly here.
+
+The rattle of the cranes, so often interrupted, was all the more welcome;
+the news of progress began to assume a better look; the incidents of
+life in dock, from the angry officiousness of the wharf manager, a crude
+foreigner, to the arrival of passenger boats and the swarm of gay-coloured
+families to and from them, became worth attention again. Food, so
+interesting at sea, lately become a burden, was reinstated; boiled eggs
+for instance were welcomed, after a régime of steaks, by the whole
+saloon. The whole saloon--no; Bicker, the man about town, refused his with
+a criticism, likening them to plasticine. With his put-and-take top,
+the youthful-spirited chaplain came more often, and often expressed
+his regret that we were soon to be away.
+
+Orders were not yet forthcoming. It was feared, and often urged upon
+me with reference to my late troubles, that the _Bonadventure_ would
+be sent up the river to Rosario. I made a great mistake about Rosario
+and other possible destinations up the river, their names suggesting
+ancient Spanish romantic traditions to me: I mentioned my feelings to
+the assembled saloon. All the romance there, it seemed, was hidden
+behind a cloud of patriarchal mosquitoes.
+
+The discharge of coal was at last over and done. The day following, Hosea
+sent for me and told me that the ship would shift at two, and perhaps--for
+all he knew--straight out to sea. I told him I should not be clinging to
+the stones of Buenos Aires at that hour.
+
+But it was not our fate to depart altogether that day. Instead of going
+out into the open water, when at three the pilot and the tugs brought the
+_Bonadventure_ out from her Stygian berth at Wilson's Wharf and down to
+the outer port, we now turned into an arm of the docks called Riachuelo.
+There, between a steel sailing-ship which gave no sign of life and a
+great black mechanical ferry or transporter, and further--there was no
+doubt about this--beside a guano works, we were tied up for a time as
+yet undefined.
+
+The change was, partly on account of the neighbouring industry,
+"uncertain if for bale or balm." I felt that we might even miss the
+lively sight of the passenger boats coming and going, and all their
+gilded press of friends and acquaintances about the landing-places;
+their tiers of bright lamps at night rounding the bend between us and the
+Roads. Perhaps the youths would no longer come by with their ship's
+stores of macaroni, their jars of wine and panniers of onions and other
+vegetables; nor the lighters, with their crews glaring in unwashed and
+unchallenged independence in the whole world's face, and their yellow
+mongrels scampering up and down the decks. The British Bar with the
+Patagonian Indian and the giant but amicable cockroaches would be too far
+away. However, we had the prospect of other monotonous distractions if
+not those. For there were evidence of benefit; green swampy groves, a
+sort of common with ragged horses at feed, and farther off the irregular
+line of a landscape not unlike summer's horizon, gave the eye a
+pleasant change. Football would now be possible on grass and not a
+dust-heap. Sailor-town was on the opposite bank--a miscellany of ship's
+chandlers' offices, gin palaces, untidy trams, and nondescript premises.
+
+The gangway was lowered, the donkeyman was seen at once going ashore with
+his mandoline, and we ourselves of the football persuasion followed with
+the Football. We returned in time to see the steward's patience nominally
+rewarded with a small yellow catfish, who showed the greatest wrath at
+the trick which had been played on him, stiffening his poisonous fin and
+actually barking.
+
+The next morning, despite the odour of the guano, was a better one than
+those in South Basin. For all its mud, the river looked cheerful; its
+many small craft, as yellow as vermilion or as green as paint could make
+them, lying quiet or passing by, caught the early sun. Even the dredgers'
+barges, with their hue of Thiepval in November, showed the agreeable
+activities of a new day, and breakfast.
+
+But we were not to be long in Riachuelo. About midday it became known
+that the _Bonadventure_ was to leave before evening for Bahia Blanca,
+a three days' journey to the south. The further orders, what cargo was
+to be received, and where it was to be delivered, were as yet withheld.
+Phillips, the chief engineer, was disappointed at this departure--his son
+would have been able to meet him in town within a day or two. To leave a
+message for him in charge of the Mission, he proposed that I should go
+with him in the afternoon, and that I was happy to do.
+
+Meanwhile, awaiting dinner, we strolled along the waterside. It was
+sultry and glaring. We passed shipping of all sorts and conditions,
+old junk, discarded masts, boilers eaten through with rust, anchors
+imbedded in the ground, even a torpedo-boat gone to ruin, nameless;
+saw an incredibly old man with his beard done in a knot, whittling away
+at a piece of wood in the sun, tribes of mongrel dogs, and the casual
+population of the tin town which rambled here drowsy and malodorous,
+down to the water's edge. The purple trumpet-like flowers that climbed the
+ragged woodwork seemed not more gay, nevertheless, than the young men
+and women who crowded to and from the transporter between this shipping
+parish and Buenos Aires.
+
+From Buenos Aires itself, what but the hastiest impression could I take
+away with me? Melancholy it was to me to find so little apparent survival
+of the town as it must have been in its first centuries. My last walk
+did not altogether revise my picture of bar-tobacconist-bar-tobacconist;
+of powdered Venuses, over-dressed Adonises; of shops without display,
+receding obscurely; of cinematograph theatres crudely decorated with
+notices of rank buckjumping "dramas"; of innumerable tramways, here, there
+and everywhere; of green sunny courtyards at the end of passages
+between dismal shuttered façades; of trees with drooping foliage before
+flat roofs with flimsy chimneys--mere drain-pipes--at the top of high
+white dead walls; of bonneted policemen with their hands on their
+swords; of boys teasing horses; of whizzing taxis, and dray-horses
+fighting for a start on the inimical cobbles; of pavements suitable for
+tight-rope walkers; of the power of money; of living for the present,
+or the day after to-morrow; of a straw-hat existence. But I must
+admit that my scantiest notions of a town refer in temper to the
+quality of its second-hand bookshops.
+
+So then, the ship being under orders to leave at four, soon after five
+the port authorities held a sort of roll-call amidships, and the pilots
+and the tugs arrived. The port authorities consisted of a young officer
+who looked likely to trip himself up with his beautiful sword, a lanky
+humorist, with sergeant's chevrons, at his heels, and one or two other
+attendants. Soon after these vigilants had gone down the ladder again,
+the _Bonadventure_ began to move, and the bags of guano were a tyranny
+that is overpast. That channel into which I had been pleased to see
+the _Bonadventure_ come I now watched her leave without remorse. The
+dredgers fall behind our course, the fishing-boats, and the perches of
+the sea-eagles. We met a breeze, surprisingly strong, which made even
+these slothful waters choppy. The sun went out in a colder sky, beyond
+the outlines of the great chimneys and transporters; and presently a
+line of dwindling lights, surmounted by one or two more conspicuous,
+stood for Buenos Aires. Meantime the wind blew hard and loud. When
+the first pilot went to make his way home, the tug coming up for him
+was flung against the sides of the ship two or three times, and he was
+obliged to jump from his swaying rope ladder, "judging the time." We
+ran on, with many red and yellow lights flashing around our track. The
+taste of coal-dust, let alone the feel of it as a garment, made me
+wish the wind an early good night.
+
+
+
+
+XVIII
+
+
+There were differences of opinion about the precise distance between
+Buenos Aires and Bahia Blanca, in which it seemed the authority of the
+steward was not accepted. Travelling light, however, the _Bonadventure_
+seemed little concerned about fifty miles either way. A current assisted
+in this turn of speed.
+
+It was enjoyable to be out of sight of land once more, in a morning
+coolness, with seagulls piping in our wake; although they were yellowish
+waters that were rolling by. The second pilot went down to the motor boat
+due to take him home; the blue peter was hauled down when he had gone;
+and we hurried south. A dove came by, alighted; presumably our course
+lay at no great distance from the coast: a sail, a smoke-trail here and
+there dappled the circling scene. The sailors and apprentices set to,
+cleaning the holds in preparation for a cargo of grain--a black job.
+Bucketful after bucketful was flung over the side, the wind playfully
+carrying off the murky clouds. I washed clothes at a safe distance.
+
+It was at this time or near it that an addition to my daily course was
+made. So long as the _Bonadventure_ was at sea, the ship's officers
+received cocoa and sandwiches by way of supper. To this edible privilege I
+could not imagine that I had the slightest claim, nor in fact was I
+anxious to be elected; but when the steward out of his magnanimity
+conferred it upon me I naturally received it with thanks.
+
+The cocoa indeed was not to be lightly considered when ten o'clock
+found me, as it mostly did, with Mead on his night watch. The first night
+after we had left the mouth of the Plate, his mind was full of one matter.
+Before we had been released from Wilson's Wharf, acting on the advice
+of the vendor, he had bought a fifth share in a lottery ticket. With
+this qualification, he began to paint his future in all the colours of
+£1,166--his possible, or as he wished to be assured, his probable,
+harvest. A small schooner, in the enchanted atmosphere of his pipe,
+seemed already to own him master; she would trade for long years of
+prosperity in South Sea islands, where uncultivated fruits and beauties
+abound. While we agreed on the plan, the moon went down; multitudes of
+stars shone out, and meteors at moments ran down the sky. A broad glow
+to starboard revealed the nearness of the coast. Everything was most
+still, except perhaps Mead's spirit. There might be some hitch. But no, he
+felt his luck was in; he was sure, something told him that he carried the
+winning number.
+
+The day's entries in my diary now began thus, or nearly: "Need I say
+it again--One mosquito, etc., but I killed him; then, one mosquito, etc."
+The persistence of these self-satisfied hovering devils was puzzling,
+for the mornings dawned almost bitterly fresh, and the breeze was
+always awake. Its direction had now laid, during the night, a carpet of
+glittering coal-dust along the passage outside the door; and the day
+being Sunday, which should by all precedent be marked by an increased
+radiance in the outward as well as in the inward man, it was impossible
+to keep clean. For the inward man, I once again took refuge in Young's
+_Night Thoughts_, which, despite the disapproval of Mr. Masefield's
+Dauber, I will maintain to give room and verge enough to annotate,
+parody, wilfully miscomprehend, skip, doze, and indulge what trains of
+thought whether ethical, fanciful, or reminiscent.
+
+A gentler air, a bluer sea, a sandy coast in view. There was something
+lyrical about the "dirty ship" as with the buoyancy of her cargoless
+holds she fleeted to the south. Mead, his future resplendent with £1,166
+and its South Sea bubble, seemed to feel this rhythmical impulse. Every
+now and then, in his consultations, he would break forth into singing,
+but seldom more than a fragment at a time; now it was "Farewell and adieu
+to you, bright Spanish Ladies"--a grand old tune--now "Six men dancing
+on the dead man's chest." But most, he gave in honour of his native
+Australia a ballad of a monitory sort with a wild yet sweet refrain.
+It began
+
+ I was born in the city of Sydney,
+ And I was an apprentice bound,
+ And many's the good old time I've had
+ In that dear old Southern town.
+
+The apprentice fell in with a dark lady--indeed "she came tripping right
+into his way." It was an unfortunate encounter. He became her "darling
+flash boy." He could readily put the case against her when, as receiver
+of stolen goods, he had served some years in jail; and then, like the
+author of _George Barnwell_, he addressed apprentices on the subject:
+
+ So all young men take a warning and
+ Beware of that black velvet tie.
+
+But yet, and here was the charm of the ballad, and the token of his
+entanglement by Neæra's hair, ever and anon came the burden
+
+ For her eyes they shone like the diamonds,
+ I thought her a Queen of the land,
+ And the hair that hung over her shoulders was
+ Tied up with a black velvet band.
+
+When Mead later on gave me a copy of this song, which I shall not forget,
+duly set out in "cantos," he was good enough to ornament it with a little
+picture of the black bow as tailpiece.
+
+The heat became very strong, and as the day declined, a great cloud-bank
+rose up out to sea, and the air settled to that stillness in which the
+fall of the ripples from the side sounds most insistent. Dark came
+on, and from two arches or caverns of smouldering twilight under the
+extremities of that mighty cloud the lightnings burst; lightnings in
+whose general wide waft of brightness intense white wreaths suddenly
+lived and withered, branches of fire stretched forth and were gone; while
+in the opposite heaven "like a dying lady," went the horned moon.
+
+Meanwhile the _Bonadventure_ not slacking her unusual speed came to a
+lightship; then (for this was a pilot station) the engines thrashed up
+the water as she manoeuvred for the pilot's most comfortable approach.
+The boatmen came rowing him lustily out to us; our rope ladder was
+lowered--at these moments I was sensible of a sort of proud anxiety on
+the part of all aboard, that such a detail should be carried out with
+all despatch--and up he came. And after him, a rope was asked for, and
+sent down; up came a great stringful of fish, gleaming like the sea
+under the moon; and once more the rope went down, and a collection of
+jars which were at once thought to contain wine was hauled on board.
+Then, from the boat "Finish!" but she did not depart, making fast to the
+_Bonadventure_. She circling about the lightship, at length brought
+her companion within a stone's throw. Then the boat was cut adrift,
+and we went on our way towards a line of buoys whose flashes lit up the
+expanse ahead.
+
+We came now close by the misty lights of a town named Puerto Militar and
+further on those of Ingeniero White, the little port of Bahia Blanca to
+which the _Bonadventure_ was actually bound, began to beckon. About eleven
+the anchors were let go, and the pilot retired to sleep; but I still
+stayed with Mead, regarding dully the dull lights of our surroundings,
+and consuming cocoa, and blessing the exhalation of the continent which
+had first met me at sea some weeks ago. Already fishing, the steward
+leaned over the rail close by; he had often painted the angling at Bahia
+Blanca in enthusiastic colours. However, he seemed to catch nothing.
+
+By this the moon, that had grown almost a giantess as she stooped down
+the horizon, and had reddened like a glowing coal to the last almost, was
+dwindling. The orb became a beacon dying on a hill; then dropped below
+the sky. The lightnings over the quiet sea had almost ceased.
+
+
+
+
+XIX
+
+
+I slept heavily, and when I got up, the _Bonadventure_ had moved into the
+channel towards Ingeniero White, and was lying at anchor outside that
+place. The scenery about us was of pleasing ugliness, worthy of George
+Crabbe's poetical painting. To seaward there lay long stretches of mud,
+or banks of a sort of grass--long layers of brown and green ending at
+the frontier of a blue-grey rainy sky; and the land was low, featureless
+(save for a mountain height in the hazy interior) and dark. Close to
+our mooring was the assemblage of motley huts and tenements, galvanized
+iron roofs, tall chimneys, and more notably the grain elevators, under
+which several other steamers were lying. Above the salt marshes a rainbow
+touched the clouds, and too soon the sun was pouring upon everything
+a dazzling sultry heat.
+
+At breakfast the fish which the pilot had brought aboard as a kindly
+offering during the night were eaten, curried. This mode of serving them
+displeased the Saloon. The steward, affecting to be in a philosophic
+doze in his lair, could not fail to have heard such scathing remarks as
+these:
+
+"The nicest fish I've had down here."
+
+"Yes, spoiled."
+
+"Wasted."
+
+"Why the devil must they go and camouflage it?"
+
+"If it had been high we'd have had it neat."
+
+"Must have curry and rice on Monday morning. Mustn't go outside the
+routine."
+
+"Well, you see, if they started on the wrong note on Monday they wouldn't
+be able to pick up the tune for the rest of the week."
+
+"O, it's easy. Steak, steak, steak."
+
+We hurried our breakfast amid these criticisms, as the port authority was
+expected. Towards nine o'clock, all hands being assembled amidships,
+his launch came to the foot of the gangway. Eight sailors in white uniform
+rowed this launch. He divested himself of his sword, came up, and went
+inside Hosea's quarters to "talk things over"; whereupon, the parade
+broke up. The next event was, we changed our mooring. As we passed to the
+new tether, which was among several tramps as ladylike as ourselves, I
+had my first experience of the groaning, screeching and gasping noise
+which the machinery of a dredger can make, as its buckets come round
+on the endless chain and empty themselves into the barge alongside. I
+wonder these contrivances were not introduced during the Passchendaele
+operations. They would have served two purposes, that of keeping a good
+depth of water for the infantry to swim through; and that of demoralizing
+the enemy.
+
+We remained only a few minutes in this new position. Then we moved into a
+dock, lined with warehouses as they appeared, under whose grey tin roofs
+were stacked bags of grain in large profusion. With much shouting and
+manipulating of ropes, we got in, behind the steamer _Caxambu_; alongside
+a framework of piles. On these, even the less accessible slanting
+timbers, many a ship's name scrawled in black or red paint, and often
+followed by the date of the call, addressed the new-comer's eye. In
+these inscriptions the S's, B's, D's, and 9's, had a tendency to be
+reversed. I thought that the exotic poets and others who deny their
+readers capital letters, apostrophes and so forth might here find another
+inspiration. The medley of names included such as the _Trebarthan_, the
+_King Arthur_, the _Alf_, the _Olive_, the _Bilbao_. And the _Keats_;
+why _Keats_? Apart from this mystery, I could not help contrasting
+many of the names with those of the figure-head days, and like the
+posy of a ring, some of them came into my mind, from my reading, the
+_John and Judith_, _Charming Nancy_, _Love and Unity_, _Lancashire Witch_.
+
+Here, the heat seemed to redouble, and the flies to bite harder
+accordingly. For some time nothing much happened. The Captain, after
+being visited by the doctor, ship's chandler and others, but not such a
+swarm as on our previous berthing, went ashore, leaving Bicker, who
+prided himself upon his mathematical faculty, to wrestle with the
+problems of the Customs manifest. I myself had handed over trench
+stores; this looked a worse job, and there were the familiar dilemmas
+of one thing with different names.
+
+The ship was not here, it soon showed, to take her time. Loading began
+after dinner. A leather band or rather gutter working on rollers was
+lifted out from the wharf over each of several holds, and a spout fixed
+at its extremity; the gang in charge spread sacking under the feeding
+band and directed the spout as they wished. Then the machinery behind
+began to drone, and the grain, like a gliding brook, to travel along
+the leather band; whence, at the overturn, it leapt into the spout which
+directed its descent into the hold, while a sort of idle snowstorm of
+chaff and draff glistened thick in the sunlight. Many heads looked
+over the rails to see this process at first, but there was a sameness
+about it and the heads quickly found other occupation. Presently I went
+to look at the activities behind the scenes, where a gang was taking
+bags of grain from a railway truck and emptying them through a grating
+into another travelling conduit, which duly under the flooring of the
+building bore the wheat to the automatic machines. There, it seemed
+to my inept wish to learn, it was amassed until a certain weight was
+registered, and that point reached the heap was flung forward into
+the feeder which ran up to the spout over our hold. Before the yellow
+current arrived there, it had been sampled at intervals by a boy who
+squatted beside, dipping a horn-shaped can on the end of a stick into
+it, and filling thereby small labelled sacks convenient to him.
+
+The Brazilian steamer ahead of us was receiving the grain in bags, which
+looked oddly like pigs asleep as they were hurried along the endless band.
+On this steamer, the _Caxambu_, real live pigs and sheep were routing
+about over the forecastle. I was told that she was an ex-German. Anyway,
+though in déshabille, she was a handsome ship. Her bell was the most
+resonant; the _Bonadventure's_ was known still more surely for a thin
+tinkler when that gong rang.
+
+For the settlement beyond, it was not conspicuous. The spires of Bahia
+Blanca showed up white some few miles inland; the nearer scene was one of
+tin roofs, of railway coaches and wagons, small muddy decks and mud
+flats. Naturally the steward was fishing. But nothing was biting. He
+stood pensively gazing into heaven, even holding the line listlessly, when
+the third mate having collected a good attendance crept up behind him
+as quiet as a cat and jerked the line with the hungry violence of a
+monster, contriving also to make his retreat out of sight before the aged
+angler had quite decided that he was _not_ going to catch a huge bass.
+This heartless deception was very popular. Something was necessary to
+while away the evening despite its bright array of dewy-lighted clouds,
+which suited the coolness of the air. The grumble of the machinery gave
+place to "Cock Robin" and other classic opportunities for bawling; and
+cards were brought out.
+
+The next day, cold enough for every one, and proving that the English
+climate is not alone in its uncertain habits, went on quietly. The party
+who brought the sacks of grain to the door of the railway truck, the
+man who there at singular speed cut away the string from the mouths of
+the sacks, the lads who swept all loose grain from the truck and its
+neighbourhood--all were working to load us as if their lives depended on
+it. Actually, no doubt, this was the case. The _Bonadventure_ ceased to
+tower aloft out of the water.
+
+Bicker, Mead and the passenger-purser passed the evening in the village.
+We went in and out of shops in a casual manner. There was one whose
+contents were sufficiently varied for the sailors' fancy. On one wall
+hung a large collection of crudely cured pelts, the fur of wild cats,
+foxes, and other animals. From the ceiling hung, unpitied, many canaries
+imprisoned in yellow cages; under the counters were displayed baskets made
+of turtle shells, lined with pink sateen. Cigarettes of all nationalities,
+boot polishes of uncertain price and utility, and in the window a regiment
+of notes and coins advertising the money-changer's department, caught
+my eye. There were even old books. As we were leaving two sailors
+entered bearing a cage wrapped in paper. They accosted the fat and greasy
+shopkeeper abruptly.
+
+"Canary eh? died 'smornin' eh?"
+
+(This "eh?" was the mainstay of our Anglo-Argentine intercourse.)
+
+"Ah, Ah, no give monjay!"
+
+"Yes, mucho plenty monjay."
+
+The question in short was, what about giving us our money back?--but we
+could not stop long enough to see the result. Further along, children's
+sandals were ranged in a window. Mead thought that he would shine in a
+pair like them; but the shopkeeper thought his inquiry for sandals size 9
+a good joke.
+
+At this stage, when Mead emerged, I was very sorry to have to call his
+attention to a board in the window, which in his concentration on the
+sandals he had overlooked. It was a board giving the numbers (announced
+that day) of the winning lottery tickets. None of these numbers coincided
+with that owned by Mead.
+
+The disappointment quite naturally led us to the refreshment room at the
+station and kept us there until the hour of closing. The angry Mead in
+some measure became reconciled to the injustice which he had suffered, and
+we all enjoyed the friendliness of the waiters. These, not being over
+busy, played the fool, except one who behind the bar sat with pen and
+ink and a folio blank-book laboriously copying an English exercise on the
+ancient pattern: Have you seen my glove?--Yes, I have seen your glove,
+&c. One endeavoured to persuade us that he was a Russian, and feigned
+a horrid interest in a news paragraph about Lenin. The other indulged in
+an anti-French speech, with gestures. "La Liberté!" he jeered, at the same
+time grasping vigorously in all directions.
+
+Our nights were disturbed by mosquitoes, not so ferocious as formerly,
+and cats. Aboard, it still seemed cold; but ashore there was little
+breeze, and my walks round the town were warm work. The outskirts of this
+ramshackle place were dreary, but I liked them better than city streets.
+They formed a loose encampment of tin, or plaster, or matchboard, in
+which one would perhaps notice most the open drains, the chickens, goats
+(some of them of most sheepish appearance), cows, pigs, cats, dogs of
+the silly sort, sunflowers, and gentlemen in blue cotton trousers, about
+the thresholds. Grumble as you may at militarism, most army camps
+would have been better favoured in some respects: since here, despite the
+prospects of mud suggested by the dust of the present season, no hut
+seemed to have a raised approach, whether stone causeway or duck-walk.
+I never walked into Bahia Blanca, though not far short of its tall
+spires, but found these habitations a sufficient view; the way back to
+the _Bonadventure_ might be over a moorish level, thickly grown over
+with yellow flowering weed, and all sorts of drouthy "flora of the
+marsh." Marsh, however, it was not, the soil being thoroughly baked and
+cracked. Here were a few birds, that seemed to me the thrushes of the
+place; a few butterflies; beetles, lying dead here and there; lizards
+in greater number. But the fields hereabouts had all a solitary look.
+Often the track was inches deep in dust.
+
+On one of my walks, the wireless operator being with me, we were seen
+going up from the wharf by the ship's carpenter, who, it afterwards
+came out, had tried to attract our attention by shouting. The reason for
+his attempt is interesting. He was, in fact, at that time in "calaboosh,"
+having been haled thither during the night, according to a prophecy of
+Mead's. Looking too long on the wine (three glasses, by his reckoning)
+and the beer (one innocent glass), he had succeeded in arriving abreast
+of the Brazilian next to us. At this point, he had the misfortune to
+lose the way to the _Bonadventure_; and presently for his safety the
+police took him to the cells. Thence, the next afternoon, Chips was
+released, and that without even a fine. The winter wind is not so unkind
+as this cadaverous man's ingratitude to the gendarmes for their kindly
+act. Asked about it, he complained in loud and bitter terms that such
+things should be, and
+
+ with swinish phrase
+ Soiled their addition.
+
+This episode appeared to please the mate, Meacock, in no small degree.
+He recounted other imprisonments; told of black sheep among crews newly
+arrived from Sing Sing and similar haunts, for whose arrest a warrant
+was always handed to the police as soon as the ship arrived in port;
+described the difficulty of getting these incorrigibles from the ship to
+the wharf, the police having no sanction to touch them on the ship; and
+how the Brazilian police got the upper hand of bruisers towering above
+them by lambasting them with the flat of their swords.
+
+Lethargy and grain dust seemed to hang in our air together. The
+exploration of Ingeniero White as an amusement became less liked as
+time went on, and as sometimes the dull sky broke in a drizzle of rain.
+One hatch was filled with wheat; the gang trimmed it quickly; and the
+loading of the other hatches continued apace, so that our going to sea
+again looked close at hand. The sailors and apprentices with pots of
+paint were perched at various points above and beside the ship; and it
+was no great surprise to me when one of the boys, much given to
+recreation, suddenly appeared in a waterlogged state.
+
+The town was not without its Mission to Sailors. It depended upon the
+energies of a very small English community, of course, but they kept up
+a comfortable room, where dancing and singing were entered upon in
+the evenings; the standards of pastime required by Bicker and Mead,
+however, were not reached. It pleased them to drift about; to call at
+the refreshment room of the station and throw dice for drinks, to prowl
+about the town with an independent air. The funds at the disposal of
+this party were dwindling. It was therefore proposed to take to the
+vile syrup known as _caña_ instead of whisky, and an ingenious logic
+was discovered in favour of the plan, apart from the great cheapness of
+the caña. As thus: Even at B.A. (did you but know it) you often had
+turpentine sold you for whisky; in fact, here, if you asked for whisky,
+ten to one that what you received was caña at four times its proper
+price. Better ask for caña straight away. This reasoning in favour of an
+adopted plan could not be answered except by sudden wealth. These
+driftings were mainly spent in wondering what to do next. (The only real
+prospect was, to get back to the ship.) If any decision was made, it was
+a picturesque one. For instance, the town being abed, we went into a
+general stores where there was a light showing the proprietor about to
+close. Somewhat to his surprise, and after the first few moments to his
+discontent, supper was taken, dog biscuits and cream cheese, washed
+down with yellow caña--a more inflammatory distillation even than the
+white. And so home.
+
+
+
+
+XX
+
+
+We did not get away so quickly as had been thought, and as every one
+seemed to wish. Heavy skies came on, giving the slack waters a leaden
+look. The air, though it was not hot, was close; and the fine dust from
+the grain which carpeted all the decks began to sit heavy on the lungs.
+Among the business outstanding remained that of stowing 7,500 bags in
+the bunker hatch--slower work, clearly, than the loading in bulk which had
+until now been the method with the _Bonadventure_. Bicker and Mead, as
+they supervised the trimming of hatches that had been filled, wore a
+melancholy look, nor was the entry at breakfast of two young men from the
+Customs, though pleasant acquaintances, considered a relief. If clouds
+disappeared, and left the day like a furnace, there was every facility
+for doing nothing at all. Even at evening the cabins were filled with
+tepid air and flies: and most of us might be found leaning over the
+rails in silence, watching sunset's orange red colour to the prime and
+die away again in the sky and the water below it, scarcely marked with
+a ripple; and then the moon riding high above our bridge, itself not
+unexalted, not ungraceful by its proximity to the warehouse. In such a
+night comes Mead, and a consultation ends in my approaching Mouldytop
+the steward with respectful petition for ship's biscuits. These soon
+refreshed in my mind Solomon's choosing a dish of herbs and love over a
+stalled ox and hatred.
+
+The time now arrived when I was honourably appointed to a job of work. I
+felt proud indeed when Meacock explained it to me. It was, to keep
+count of the number of bags of grain shipped for the bunker hatch and
+another one aft. The tallyman employed by the merchants kept his record,
+shouting out his "Una, dos, tres" until each tally of bags was complete;
+the ship's representative looked on at the descending bags and made his
+oblique strokes in his book accordingly. This work in effect was not so
+simple as it sounds; sometimes after a pause the bags would be let
+loose suddenly and in quick succession, nor moreover was it possible to
+question the other tallyman at the moments of disagreement, since he
+spoke no English and I no Spanish.
+
+This delivery of some thousands of bags was to be completed in the course
+of a day, but was not. The arrangement of shoots for the bags to travel
+down was as neat as a scenic railway: they slid down one, were deflected
+by a fixed bag at the foot of it to another shoot at right angles to
+it, and so on down to the caverns and the packers. The day's work ended,
+but some thousands of bags remained to be put aboard, and I felt that I
+was growing used to times and seasons nautical, "the ways of a ship," in
+the cook's phrase. When a sergeant-major says, Parade at 8.30, he is
+understood to have ordered a parade for 8.15; but I suspect that at sea,
+should the tramp be expected away this week, next week is the actual
+time of departure.
+
+Newspapers reached the ship from Buenos Aires, one day old, and by that
+time having an antiquarian value of twenty centavos, or fourpence. In
+consequence we generally went without; yet somehow important news, such as
+the result of Cardiff City versus Tottenham Hotspur, was quickly passed
+round. Unimportant, such as the latest development in the Anglo-Irish
+situation, was considered "politics," and its seeker ignored.
+
+The wharves were haunted, it goes without saying, by rats; more publicly,
+by dogs. One grey giant was regarded, especially by the mess-room boy,
+with romantic fondness. His history, if his, was current. He was "a
+Yankee," but had lost his passage in the North American ship to which he
+belonged; and now, it was maintained, he made a complete round of all the
+docks, boarded every ship that came in, and looked into the alleyways
+to try and recognize his own. The dog did, I agree, wear a saddened
+expression. But, discreetly, I did not feel sure about his sentimental
+journey. It was "Mess-room" too who encouraged a cat to prepare for the
+homeward voyage, and I cannot say that he at first appeared likely to
+persuade the animal, which, shut in for the night, like Chips on a
+recent occasion, gave vent to piercing miaows. Parrots and monkeys,
+without which surely no sailor should ever return to his native village,
+were alike scarce.
+
+The subject of my future standing in the village tavern had already been
+discussed when others failed. It now arose again. The saloon's ideas
+of rural England were almost as broad as mine of sea life. They could
+see or affected to see nothing else in agriculture but one large joke;
+and its communities as so many tribes of gaping lads in smocks, with
+churchwardens, clustering about the oldest inhabitant. I had told them
+not once nor twice that no one in my village had any sense of distance,
+or wish to travel, or to hear of travels. But still it was believed
+that on my return I should be received at the inevitable "Green Cow" or
+"Pig and Whistle" with roars of applause, all mouths in the shape of
+O's, all attentions grappled to my lightest word. More probably, I
+hinted, if I were to return and mention as a news item a voyage in a
+tramp to South America, the patronage would preserve a chilling silence,
+as who should say, "We are too old for these youthful frivolities. We are
+not amused"; and would then resume the old buzz of 'sheening and jack
+hares and the riches of the rich'-- But I was not heard.
+
+Lightning, a passion with me, grew bright and furious towards the end of
+our stay, about the fall of darkness; in its blue flare, it was startling
+to see how like a wreck a Swedish motor-ship, which had put in because
+of a fire aboard, lay lonely at some distance from us. Presently the
+rain came down and cooled the air; the night grew quiet then, the far
+thunder dying out, or if there was noise, it was the cricket's cry, and
+the gruff brief conversation of the ship's watchman with his comrade
+on the wharf as he passed by.
+
+Sunday came again, day of washing for Meacock and others; day of eggs and
+bacon for the Saloon's breakfast, and with it special duff and crimson
+sauce for dinner, tinned pineapple and cake for tea. Fortified thus,
+Bicker and Mead and myself go a-fishing on the opposite quay, where some
+Argentines have been catching fine fish. Now it is, to the best of my
+memory, the fact that I have never yet caught one fish on Sunday; and
+so I should have been wiser than to have joined in this excursion. Luck
+stopped dead as soon as we began, and to make things worse, through a
+sleepy reply of Bicker's I imagined the line to be made fast to the jetty,
+and threw out the sinker with special success "far out at sea." That line
+was not made fast. It had belonged to the steward. He, when he heard
+the disaster, stood in a kind of _rigor_, gazing at high heaven as one
+insensible to misfortune.
+
+And now came our last day at Ingeniero White. Not too soon, it seemed;
+the scenery of the port having but little of freshness, and the drama
+of loading again lacking in situations. Mosquitoes here served me well
+by arousing me in the early morning, as I was instructed to take a
+hand at six with tallying the bags of grain. I was there to the moment,
+but my duty proved to be that of standing by, enjoying life. At twelve,
+all hands were mustered amidships and numbered by the port authority,
+and one was missing. At length it was found out who, namely, one Towsle
+the sleepiest of the apprentices, and where--in his bath, dozing unaware
+of the parade outside the door. The pilot came aboard at three, and the
+tug _Lydia_ presented herself to guide the _Bonadventure_ out: there was
+much business with ropes fore and aft, and the ship swinging round was
+free of the wharf about the top of the tide. The warehouses with their
+stacks of bags, slippered blue-trousered handymen, surpliced overseers
+with their sampling hollow bayonets, railway trucks and capstans,
+ubiquitous dogs and all, began to recede. But we had not come more than a
+couple of miles from the elevators, nor out of sight of the refugee-like
+town behind them, when we anchored to await Hosea. At a considerable
+space from the town, all alone, we saw as we waited the big drab square
+building euphemistically known aboard as the "variety show." It was a
+sad sight, and to me in its significance of some people's luck in this
+world, a challenge to my random cheerful philosophy, which I have not yet
+been able entirely to dismiss.
+
+Presently from the land a storm began to foreshadow itself, and suddenly
+there was a burst of wild piping wind, like a spiteful cry, that flung
+sharp rain over us and in scarcely a minute had died down again. Its
+short career sent every one interested scampering to take in the canvas
+awnings, and left a breeze which when the captain arrived in a launch,
+carrying some newspapers, blew them round him like a garment. He was
+wearing a straw hat. He jammed it on with a will and hurried up the
+rope ladder. With his return, we were at sea again, though not yet in
+the open.
+
+The evening was one of strange majesty. One saw clouds amassing in every
+similitude of mountainous immensity and ascent, and wild lights everywhere
+burning among them; but most of all, a tawny lion's colour mantled in a
+great tract of the sky and below shone dim yet in a manner dazzling
+from the darkening water. The heat of the day had been oven-like.
+Lightnings began after a red weeping sunset, sheet lightnings often
+veined with the fiercest forks of white flame, wreaths of golden fire,
+volleys, cataracts, serpents; and these danced about the horizon until
+daybreak, sometimes in silence, sometimes with deep but weary-sounding
+thunderclaps. The light that these wanderers cast was often of an
+intensity scarcely credible. A deluge of rain was always imminent, but
+only towards dawn arrived.
+
+The _Bonadventure_ had been, under these innumerable lights, making quiet
+way down an avenue of buoys twinkling in their degree, and came into view
+of the lightship beyond them. The pilot sounded the siren (for he was to
+leave us here), and in reply to the second call of the siren the lamp of a
+boat pulling out towards us appeared. It was good-bye to the pilot and
+his bag, which on the end of a rope now caused a moment's interest; the
+engines, stopped to let him depart, were started again, and the captain
+fixed the ship's course. Mead's watch, as usually it was, shared by the
+purser, engaged us in more recollections of the great war; and in the
+glitter first of a swarm of dragon-flies, then presently the surly gleam
+of the lightning, we talked on until midnight. I admired him for having
+already forgotten all about his disappointment in the lottery, and begun
+with new hopes according to his motto; _Quo fata vocant_.
+
+
+
+
+XXI
+
+
+The breakfast steaks were leathery past anticipations. The flies in
+the cabin were thousands strong. But the _Bonadventure_ was homeward
+bound, and a general spirit of liveliness prevailed. Conversation was
+running much upon the value of the mark, for it was to Hamburg that we
+were believed to be going. Base hopes were expressed that the rate of
+exchange might be a thousand to the pound. No one imagined that this
+would some day be surpassed by eleven thousand. The Argentine had been
+expensive; the cheapness of Germany was thrown up all the clearer.
+As, however, I had no anxiety to buy a safety razor, mouth-organs,
+clocks, and pocket manicure sets, to which and other articles like them
+I imagined the German cheapness would be limited, I was not elated on
+that score.
+
+At any rate, here we were steaming north at a steady speed, with a light
+breeze ahead, and the coast of the Argentine slipping past, dimly seen.
+And everything was bent for England. For weeks the chief had expressed a
+longing for pancakes at almost every meal; and now, auspicious, they
+came. On the other hand, the cheese was done. Dark suspicions about a
+certain cake were also whispered; knowing ones, whose information was
+that Hosea had sent one aboard from Bahia Blanca for the benefit of
+the saloon, saw villainy in the delay of its forthcoming. When it did
+appear its pomp of white icing and green and red crescents, and diamonds
+of fruit ornaments, certainly warranted an anxiety, as for crown jewels.
+
+Meacock, the ever-busy and never-flustered, about this time showed me
+his private notebook, in which he had from time to time copied verses
+and aphorisms, chiefly from _Nash's Magazine_, which he considered worthy.
+In this anthology of his I might have seen the signs of a literary
+revival aboard which shortly afterwards befell. I daresay he would have
+expanded a remark of his, "Novels were untrue to life, but life was not
+by itself interesting enough" (during the war he had commanded a trawler
+in the Mediterranean), had not the slow flash of a lighthouse appeared
+on the port side. He climbed to Monkey Island to take a bearing. The
+blurred lights of Mar del Plata past, our course was altered to agree
+with the set-back of the coast. Mead came up for his watch, eight bells
+went, and Meacock departed. His "Ay, ay" to the retiring steersman's
+report, the apprentice's reading of the log, and the forward lookout's
+shout "The lights are bright, sir," always had a handsome resonance and
+lingering dignity.
+
+Mead was by this time full of Hamburg, and he kept breaking into songs
+in very low Low German, and memories of one Helen, not without sighs.
+That romance was not the first, nor the last, which I heard from him. He
+would show me Hamburg! and by way of a Pisgah look, he drew gay pictures
+of that town, omitting however its architectural glories. Like critics
+of nature poetry, he saw the world in terms of men and women: and Hamburg
+as the location of dancing saloons and a singular exhibition of waxworks.
+
+The evening had at first looked stormy, and sharp fits of lightning lit
+the low clouds, but all passed by. The clear and cool heaven was left,
+diamonded with steady constellations, and crowned with the round moon
+"and a star or two beside"; below like a field of silver lay the sea,
+and the quiet ship flung by veils of lily foam, and the shadows stealthily
+counter-changed the glistening decks. In these calm airs and waters, she
+made such good speed that the next afternoon we came in view of Monte
+Video. The pilot took over the bridge, and we were soon at anchor in
+the harbour, which seemed thronged with ships. Our business here was
+to load bunker coal, and as our coal was at the moment aboard a collier
+which was to be seen some distance out of the breakwaters, nothing was
+done this first evening. The news that his coal was yet to arrive at
+Monte Video was cheerfully imparted to Phillips with the comment, "Well,
+anyway, chief, you'll get your coal nice and fresh"; but he seemed by no
+means consoled. Nor did the assurance of the shipping clerk--a somewhat
+lilified young man in immaculate blue serge--that "Our Cardiff house have
+let us down badly," act as a charm upon his depression. He told me to
+stand by for the office of tallying at seven the next morning, and I
+thanked him. The request implied, perhaps, the paternal anxiety for my
+avoiding mischievous indolence which he had shown before.
+
+But meanwhile what was there to do? We lay at a distance from the
+shore, and had therefore no distraction. I watched the lighthouse on
+the hill, the buoys, the ship's signals, the trams on the quay, the other
+illuminant causes all round us; I listened to a brass band which, for
+whatever reason, was playing close to the harbour until late in the
+evening; and then, driven to extremes, I sat down to write a "novel"
+which became my refuge from ennui during what remained of my holiday,
+but which I fear will never be finished. I spoke to Mead about it. He
+thought little of my hero. I agreed to have the hero killed in a bayonet
+fight near Alberta pill-box, but he thought I might go still nearer to
+propriety and have the hero kill his man, and go through his pockets.
+There did seem something in this suggestion, and a few years ago such an
+ending as it conjured up would have been popular, I think:
+
+ "The battle was over. Whistling 'Tipperary,' and placing the
+ wallet and watch of his prostrate antagonist in the pocket of
+ his body shield, Arthur strode onward to join his comrades at
+ their evening meal in Houthulst Wood. Here let us leave him,
+ calmly facing the morrow as only an Englishman can.
+
+ "THE END."
+
+The next day brought the worst weather that we had met since we left the
+Channel. At first it was merely cool and mild; but that was misleading.
+Down came the rain, thick, cold, and steady; and there seemed a sufficient
+supply to last until we left. I noticed it, myself, with more especial
+observation, at my post of tallyman.
+
+In the drizzle the lighters came alongside bringing the coal in bags.
+The stevedore's gang and their own overseers arrived aboard. One of
+these overseers was an Englishman, who by his manner and speech had
+evidently been brought up in a widely different setting; but it was none
+of our business, though Bicker and others considered it a disgrace for an
+Englishman to be so employed. All I heard was that he came from the
+West of England, and that he was wild (which appeared sufficiently in his
+countenance); and I admired his intellect, and tried to make him feel
+that. The other overseer was a fat old Italian, who tallied with me for
+the lighter on the port side.
+
+As these men and the poor fellows who were emptying the sacks into the
+hatches or trimming the coal down below had been at work all the night,
+it was not surprising that our affairs moved slowly. The winch, steaming
+and thudding and jerking in a mutinous mood, brought up four bags at
+a time, on my side. The sling that held them was lowered to the deck, the
+hands rushed to swing them on to the improvised platforms beside the
+hatches, with a concerted roaring as if over the capture of a tiger. While
+these bags were being emptied, the sling would be descending into the
+lighter again; and so it continued, with a fog of coal particles
+wrapping the neighbourhood. The gang was a mixed multitude. Nationality
+might have been anything. The prevailing colour was a sable (unsilvered),
+under which mask might be distinguished Italian, Portuguese, Japanese,
+West Indian, and other types. Among the most energetic of those who
+were emptying the bags, the most vocal of the roarers, there was a
+tall, thin, humorous fellow who reminded me irresistibly of a brilliant
+poet and miscellanist of the modern school. I thought of that dazzling
+smile, that æsthetic face transferred to the surroundings of Chelsea,
+and what a success, if looks meant anything, he ought to be! So strongly
+did I feel that in his hours of leisure and coallessness he was a
+critic of verse and _moeurs_ that I almost asked him his name.
+
+My co-tallyman was pleasantly disposed. He asked me if I would give
+him one of several casks standing near the galley. I referred him to
+Phillips, who referred him to Meacock, who referred him elsewhere. We
+disagreed now and then over the tally, but I was able to hold my own.
+The _lex talionis_ was in force. Sometimes I was induced to accept his
+surplus over my figure as accurate, but then I would take him back at
+another opportunity, and ignore his doleful "Make it _threeee_." My
+imagination lagged behind his, which seemed to see occasional slings
+put aboard by aerial hands, and aerial coal at that, and these went
+down in his book. But altogether we "made it." Mutual mistrust served
+the public good.
+
+The chief lent me a boiler suit, for which I was insufficient, and added
+an old macintosh presently. I soon grew black; even the tallyman, though
+he seemed to have some natural gift in his stubbled skin which repelled
+the grime, grew black. Presently I was disguised in the order of things
+as a film thug, with waterlogged cap sagging over eyes heavily inlaid in
+blackness. Tired as the labourers must have been, they went on working
+as if they liked it, grinning, singing, enjoying comments upon each other,
+and refreshing themselves with cheroots, cigarettes, peaches, or sups
+from cans containing a brown decoction like strong tea. They ceased at
+four.
+
+It was by way of variation in the evening that Bicker and Mead fell upon
+me, with the idea of shampooing the begrimed tallyman. Zambuk (Hosea's
+trusted salve), lime cream, and talcum powder were employed. There was
+a struggle, however, which disturbed Meacock opposite. He came to the
+rescue, but leaping upon the two barbers, who were holding me down, he
+forgot that I was underneath. "Rough house," the word went round.
+
+When the stevedore's men arrived the following day, they were almost to
+a man rigged out in the cleanest of suits, or costumes rather. This
+was, to the best of my information, not the habit with the British
+trimmer. Their hats were pleasing to the eye. In his jet-black felt,
+my poetry-critic looked the picture of a member of the _Athenæum_ staff
+(lamented _Athenæum_!). Others wore the type of hat but not the manner. A
+number of matey caps, check and khaki and indigo, then white wideawakes as
+though for haymaking, and a few pillbox-like creations in crimson and
+daffodil, made part of the splendour. Some of the coalheavers wore
+large sashes amidships, sashes of lurid colour also, violet and plum,
+extra shade. In the shirts, more colour appeared. Here, like Aurora,
+stepped Antonio in salmon pink; there, was a construction of red and
+green rings on a white background. The bright-blue cotton suits added
+to the general effect. Curious that these workers should come so clean,
+only to be coated with coal-dust in half an hour! It spoke well for their
+outlook.
+
+The work was much as before. Wheelbarrows had to be got to put the sacks
+beside other hatches which the winch did not command. The chief had some
+argument with the Italian foreman about the last two hundred bags, which
+he wished to be shot into the starboard hatch only, to bring the ship up
+straight. The foreman asked him to withdraw this. "Damn you!" roared
+Phillips, and put an end to the matter, "when I say NO I mean NO. Don't
+you understand plain English?"
+
+So that was that, and my job finished. The bosun and his worthies
+quickly gathered to remove the disgraceful signs of bunkering; they swept
+and garnished, the stylish shipping clerk came aboard with his final
+papers to see Hosea and Phillips. Already the pilot was on the bridge;
+soon we were slowly backing away from our mooring. The blue peter was
+hauled down, the gangway got in. The _Bonadventure_ was manoeuvred past
+the breakwaters and down the marked channel, at whose last buoy, or soon
+afterwards, the tug to fetch the pilot came alongside. As he withdrew
+in her she sounded the three blasts or rather hoots meaning a "Bon
+voyage," and our own burly voice sounded three times in acknowledgment.
+The many turrets and spires, chimneys and gaunt roofs of Monte Video,
+distinctly ranged along a rainy sky with shelves of rock-like cloud,
+lessened duly; the evening came on. Still the coast appeared here and
+there, its yellow sands, its dark-blue cliffs and hills, and as if
+shouldering the dull and heavy sky the sun burned out with a golden power
+before he departed.
+
+Mead bade good-bye for a short time--in all probability--and myself for
+a long time, to South America, still symbolized by its lighthouses and
+the night-glow of a seaside town or two. Once again I felt a regret that
+I had not seen the elder Buenos Aires, whose extinction was no doubt a
+wise thing, but which surely must have triumphed as a thing of beauty
+over the present cubic blocks of utility. Mead was not sentimental about
+going to sea once more. He was too deeply engaged with devising a piece
+of invective against an enemy for an alleged injury, and immersed in the
+troubles of rhyme. I thought he was acquitting himself very well.
+
+
+
+
+XXII
+
+
+I have mentioned a scarcely concealed feeling in the saloon against the
+omniscience of the wireless operator. That was not all the opposition
+to which this youth of the glazed locks was subject. He was understood,
+while the ship was at sea, to receive news issued daily, and frequently
+when a subject was being discussed by the ship's officers he sat there
+in possession of the facts but with serene indifference to the general
+interest. In this, he was carrying out the regulations, I imagine; but
+his behaviour resembled that of the dog in the manger. To aggravate
+this sense of injustice, he rashly told some one that the news might
+be taken at three guineas.
+
+This in the first place affected the saloon only. But it happened that
+throughout the ship there was a particular desire for information. At
+home, the football season was at its zenith. Important matches, in the
+Leagues and the Cup competition, were known to be playing; and one
+man on the ship when she was out at sea could, and it was believed did,
+hear the results. But never a word said he. Looking in at the galley
+during the evening to brew my cocoa, I would find animated discussion of
+the favourite teams in progress. Kelly, the "Mess-room," would wipe his
+fist across his mouth and huskily explain. "It's like this, mister." He
+had known other wireless operators who gladly announced the football
+results. But this fellow--he was too b---- stuck-up, mister--"The
+Marconi," the term which he used for the offending operator, savoured
+queerly of the phrase "The Bedlam" in _King Lear_.
+
+Such was the background against which Mead's vision of the unfortunate
+Sparks stood out, and with the particular unfriendliness which I must
+briefly describe. Earlier in the trip, Sparks had, in Mead's opinion,
+adopted a tone of equality and then even of command towards him, in the
+course of the ship's routine. Mead had immediately resorted to warlike
+acts. Sparks lodged a written complaint with Hosea, who gave both parties
+the best advice. But it was a false step in Sparks to send in this
+communication, which would if forwarded have cost Mead, perhaps, his
+living; and it was made worse by Sparks's glib defence, "I was doing my
+duty," since he had been at a safe distance from the war when Mead's
+duty lay on the Gallipoli beaches. And he still affected to think of
+upholding his letter.
+
+Matters were therefore strained, and the more they were so the more Mead
+liked it. "Don't let me catch you ashore," had been his way of passing
+Sparks the time of day in port; at sea, he growled abuse at him whenever
+he saw him, and if no better occasion offered itself, would suddenly
+thrust his face in all the semblance of murderous intention through the
+open porthole of the young man's room and utter calm, deliberate, and
+unnatural purposes.
+
+In this feud, my position was not comfortable. Unlicked as he was (up to
+the present) and devoid of fine points, the Marconi, whose cabin was
+neighbour to mine, wished me no harm, and even sought my esteem. Mead,
+whom I did esteem, was discontented with any half-measures on my part, and
+in any case I felt bound to observe neutrality. But the capers of my
+angry friend were often amusing, the declarations of duty conscientiously
+executed by his _bête noir_--Mead had a weakness for style--were not. And
+it is scarcely necessary to repeat, the general view of Sparks was not a
+moral support to Mead even if he had "no case."
+
+On the occasion that I described, Mead had decided to drive his point
+well home with the aid of rhyme. I took a copy of his somewhat indecorous
+production. It had many "spirited couplets," embodying considerable
+observations:
+
+ To see you promenade the deck
+ Gives me a pain in my ruddy neck.
+
+Sparks had been unwise, again, in mentioning his pleasure in the
+slaughterer's trade, and past experience. Mead did not miss the
+opportunity.
+
+ If the blood of sheep could make you glow
+ Come and dare to make mine flow.
+ I am no hero out for gore,
+ I had the wind up in the war.
+
+Names and menaces came fast and furious.
+
+ ... Flowers there'll be which you won't smell,
+ You swob, you'll learn a lot in hell.
+ Had I been called half these things
+ Some one or I'd be wearing wings.
+
+This effusion, laboriously printed in CAPITALS so that its effect on the
+recipient should be the more demoralizing, headed THE ANSWER, and signed
+in characteristic fashion NULLI SECUNDUS, was to have been handed to its
+theme in the saloon. Eventually, Mead rejected that as perhaps contrary to
+tradition, and handed it in at the porthole aforesaid; but its object,
+the arranging of "a little bout," was not achieved.
+
+
+
+
+XXIII
+
+
+A literary epoch began. Bicker, our authentic poet, and not an opportunist
+like Mead, had been proposing a magazine for some little time past. On
+a Saturday afternoon, he decided to produce the first number for the
+Sunday following. The circulation was to be six: there being no aids
+aboard such as the clay or hectograph, each copy had to be written by hand
+throughout. Into this labour I, with the editor's satirical comments
+upon my profession, was at once pressed. Material in prose and verse
+was given to me, and filled three foolscap pages in a close handwriting.
+I copied out these contributions, which scarcely stood the test of a
+second reading, six times: and was rewarded with a vile headache. I
+hoped the magazine would succeed, but only once. Bicker, like a born
+editor, copied out his portion without feeling any the worse, and his
+appreciation of the fare which he was providing grew with every copy.
+
+The final details, however, delayed the appearance of the _Optimist_
+until Sunday afternoon. Bicker said in self-protection that no Sunday
+paper is available in the provinces before breakfast. When the _Optimist_
+was published, there was no question of its being welcomed. It was of
+the familiar kind, which seems to satisfy enough readers to satisfy its
+promoters. A fable in a dialect generally considered a skilful parody of
+the Old Testament, "Things we want to know," reports of the football
+season at Buenos Aires, Answers to Correspondents, a poetical libel
+beginning "It is an ancient Mariner," and much besides, principally from
+the editor's pen, formed the bulk of it. There were columns devoted to
+Amusements, and Advertisements of the principal business heads aboard. A
+copy made its way aft to the bosun and his sea-dogs--the gentlemen who
+were announced in it as the Chain Lightning Gang. Sitting on the poop in
+Sunday neatness, they gave it a good reception. The bosun himself had
+been ill, but was better after reading it.
+
+With some copies a supplement was issued, and collectors will not need to
+be advised to acquire these rarities. This supplement was a page of
+drawings, by Mead, of common objects at Buenos Aires. The obese laundress,
+Mme. Maria Maggi, was perhaps conspicuous among these (on another page
+a report was printed that she had died, leaving £300,000 to her lean
+charioteer). The watchman, with a label giving one of his typical
+blasphemies, "Got-a-d---- b----" this, that, and the other, was seen at
+full length. The altercation between the manager of the wharf (attached
+to a balloon lettered YOU.ARE.USING.MY.BUCKETS. I.AM.THE.BANDOLIERO) and
+Meacock, smoking as always and nevertheless replying YOU.BIG.STIFF _ore
+rotundo_, was chronicled. And considering who the artist was, and his
+recent poem, it was not surprising to find a malevolent caricature of one
+still with us.
+
+One afternoon, sleeping within my cabin, I heard the mate altering the
+ship's course with "Hard a starboard" and so on, and feeling this to be
+out of the ordinary I went out to see why. A mile off there was something
+in the sea, which the apprentices declared to be a small boat with a
+flag flying. I felt the light of adventure breaking in upon the murky
+tramp. But as we drew nearer, the castaway proved to be nothing more
+than a buoy, and visions of picking up a modern Crusoe faded suddenly. The
+ship was put back to her course.
+
+The breeze ahead grew stronger, and in the early morning, the sky being
+quite grey, a slate-grey sea was running in sizable crests and valleys
+and tossing the spray high aboard. "The devil's in the wind already."
+"And the bread." The cook's reputation was gone at a blow. He, like a
+wicket-keeper, did well without any notice taken; lapsed a moment, and
+every one was barking. It seemed he had been unfortunate in the yeast
+supplied him. There were sallies of wit: "Now's the time to pave the
+alley," "Pass the holystone," over this doughy circumstance. For some
+time, in the words of the Cambridge prize poet, the bread "was not
+better, he was much the same," and ship's biscuits became unexpectedly
+favourite. They were stiff but excellent eating; would have rejoiced
+the soul of my late general, the noted "Admiral" H., alias "Monty,"
+alias "The Schoolmaster," and other aliases. Can he ever be forgotten for
+those diurnal and immortal questions of his, "Did your men have porridge
+this morning?" and "Why did you not order your cook to give your men
+duff to-day?" It wanted little imagination to picture him under his gold
+oak leaves nibbling with dignity at a ship's biscuit and saying, "Very
+good, Harrison, uncommonly tasty--I shall recommend them to Division."
+
+The sea presently under a brightened sky grew to a rare intensity of
+blue, that was at its most radiant in the overswirl of water sheered by
+the bows. Gallant enough the _Bonadventure_ looked in the marvellous
+expanse, having by dint of much early-morning swilling and swabbing thrown
+the worst of her nighted colour off; but almost every day I heard bad
+wishes to the designer of her, though on the score of utility, not the
+pleasure of the eye. My fancy of a full-rigged ship bowing over these rich
+seas was usually corrected with reference to "wind-bags"--not folks like
+me, but ships.
+
+Then there came rain, drizzling on doggedly hour after hour. The drops
+hung on the railings like autumn dews on meadow fences. One of the effects
+of such weather was that the cat, who had been induced after all to
+make the trip, was driven to look about for a quiet, sheltered corner,
+and having found one, was driven to look again. Finally she chose the
+chart-room and settled upon the chart. South America was sodden with
+rain and black with paw-marks when the second mate looked in, and that
+cat, black or not, would have passed over, but for her being shortly to
+become a mother. That fact also accounted for her worried expression,
+voice, and manner, which I had misread as symptoms of sea-sickness.
+
+And still the dull and rainy sky. When I went out one morning, the mate
+leaned over the bridge rail and said, "You're the blooming Jonah! Now
+look at that damn'd smoke." I looked at the customary coaly vapour flying
+aft, but was unenlightened. "You Jonah," he went on, "you've brought
+this wind, and it's carrying the cinders all over my new paint." Now,
+I suspected the cat was the cause of the trouble; but my guilt was urged
+by the chief also, as a current of a mile an hour was setting us back.
+
+Not only the mariners of the _Bonadventure_ lived in suspense, awaiting
+the football results.
+
+"That fellow was funny this morning."
+
+"Yes, you could see the excitement in his lamp."
+
+"What was this?"
+
+"Why, about four the So-and-so passed us, and the mate on watch signalled
+us: 'Do you know the result of Tottenham v. Cardiff City?' So we sent back
+that Cardiff had won but we didn't know the score. This fellow sent back:
+'Oh, well done, Cardiff!' but he was that excited, he could scarcely hit
+out a letter right. His first message had been--well, beautifully sent;
+now his lamp was all over the place."
+
+"We could almost see him dancing about the bridge!"
+
+Spragg, the assistant steward, sometimes came to swab my cabin. He had
+been in a battalion of the 38th Division, when my own Division relieved
+them in January 1917 on the Canal Bank at Ypres; and he had been like
+myself a witness and a part of the mammoth preparations of that summer,
+which ended in such terrible failure. His manner and humorous way of
+telling tales beside which the "Pit and Pendulum" appears to me an
+idle piece of pleasantry, unspeakably brought back the queer times and
+places which we had both seen. I saw him in my mind's eye, keen and
+frank, standing behind his kit with "headquarters company"--those amiable
+wits--at Elverdinghe Château (Von Kluck's rumoured country seat, for it
+was never in my time bombarded); or with pick or shovel stooping along in
+the Indian file of dark forms towards that vaunted, flimsy breastwork,
+Pioneer Trench at Festubert.
+
+But still my share of Mead's watch was my best recreation. Our talk was
+disturbed but little; perhaps by the signals of some ship passing by, or
+by some unusual noise, such as one evening we heard with a slight shock. A
+succession of rifle-shots, it sounded; and the cause was evidently some
+great fish departing by leaps and bounds from the approach of that
+greater one the _Bonadventure_. The interruption over, he would go on
+with plans for a future in Malay. "This life," he would say, "is killing
+me." He was quite as healthy, mind and body, as any man aboard. I liked
+his occasional rhapsodies, in which the smell of burning sandalwood
+and of cotton trees, the clearings in sinister forests with the jewelled
+birds, the rough huts, the dark ladies with the hibiscus flowers in
+their hair, and the lone white settler (ex-digger Mead) thinking his
+thoughts in the evening, all played their part. He wished the world
+back in 1860; it had outdistanced him.
+
+
+
+
+XXIV
+
+
+It blew from the north-east strong against us always, and we were
+travelling more slowly. The sun returned, however, among those ethereal
+white clouds which to perfection fulfil the poet's word "Pavilions";
+we ran on into a dark sea ridged and rilled with glintering silver, yet
+seemed never to reach it, remaining in a bright blue race of waters
+scattered, port and starboard, with white wreaths, waters leaping from
+the heavy flanks of the ship in a seethe of gossamer atoms and glass-green
+cascade.
+
+The immediate scene was one of painters and paint-pots, and linen flying
+on the lines. "This wind's playing hell with my curls," said one or two.
+The matter with me was, that my room was almost untenable. I opened the
+port at my peril; to do so was to entertain billows of coal-dust from the
+bunkers below. White paint, the order of the day, whether flat white or
+white enamel, made progress about the ship by an amateur dangerous, too.
+
+The apparition of the steward under the evening lamps dressed in a
+smock--he was of ample make--and brandishing a paint-brush, was generally
+enjoyed. In fact, several spectators came to take a careful look at
+one who was too often denominated "the mouldy-headed old b----."
+
+A more tenuous apparition was heard of, as we ran north. Whether a hoax
+or not, I do not know. My first information of it came in the form of
+a drawing by the apprentice Tich, showing the ship's bell being struck by
+a hand who never was on land or sea, and the apprentice Lamb leaving
+his hold of the wheel in horror, and even Mead shaking all over and
+gaping. A poem appended said that the facts were what the picture made
+out. The _Bonadventure_ was so new a ship--her old name, showing her war
+origin, still stood on the bells and the blue prints in the chart-room and
+elsewhere--that there seemed every likelihood against the story being
+the truth. I asked Mead, and he told me what he maintained to be true.
+
+On the first watch, the voyage before this, he had gone into the
+wheel-house for a word with the apprentice at the wheel. A shadow,
+indistinct, yet leaving impressed on his recollection a human shape,
+slipped suddenly past the wheel-house windows, softly rang the bell
+once, and swiftly departed. The frightened boy drops the wheel, lets
+the ship swing round completely out of her course: Mead runs out, but
+there is nothing to be seen. He sends for the two A.B.'s who might
+have come up on the bridge, but they say that they have not done so,
+nor indeed would they come without object. The firemen, if they have to
+communicate with the bridge, never come higher than the stairway to the
+bridge deck, and it proved that no one of them had been there. By the
+wheel-house clock, it was noticed that the precise time of the visitation
+was 10.15, an hour not hitherto regarded by ghosts, I believe, as
+preferable to midnight.
+
+And more. Still imagining that some practical joker was at work, Mead
+brought a big stick with him on his watch. This was no remedy. The ghost
+appeared again, at much the same hour, on several nights; it was remarked,
+mostly when the apprentice who first saw it had the wheel. Trying to stop
+so strange a bell-ringer, Mead was met by a sharp flap of wind, from a
+dead still night, and the glimmering shadow was gone to the air. All
+this happened north of the line.
+
+This was Mead's story, but the boy's seemed to support it; and when in the
+shadows of the bridge deck, earnestly and without trimming, he told it
+me, it seemed very true. I glanced about me occasionally after hearing it.
+
+The wind continued, but the heat was becoming intense. Painting went on
+like the wind. The derricks received a terra-cotta coat and their trellis
+work looked an amenity, against the general whiteness. The fervour for
+redecoration even affected me: was not my hutch to share the common lot?
+But, though the walls needed it, the matter was postponed, on account
+of the limited accommodation.
+
+The newspaper was to appear again, but its circulation was being cut down.
+One copy only would now have to serve the public. It was passed to me,
+and my aid with paragraphs requested. I could not regret the reduction
+made in the number, even though if that one copy was lost,
+
+ We knew not where was that Promethean torch
+ That could its light relumine.
+
+Bicker, the editor, instead of reviewing his admired literature in his
+journal, lengthened breakfast by doing so there _viva voce_. He was all
+for Boeotian situations, and, on occasion, his cold re-dishing was
+tactfully ended by a relief conversation on religion, the keynote of
+which was in the unironically meant remark: "He was darned religious,
+but he was a darned good man." I began to know a certain captain, from
+talk during the voyage, almost by sight; one who "went in for Sunday
+Schools, and put on a crown of glory as soon as he reached Wales," but
+once away again, it appears that "he fell."
+
+Another matter for the columns of the _Optimist_ was obtruded upon the
+breakfast table. It was a conundrum:
+
+ West was the wind, and West steered we,
+ West was the land. How could that be?
+
+The answer, apart from such evasions as "You were entering port," was that
+West was the name of the helmsman. It was understood that the poem went
+on in this strain, but the chief's protest came in time.
+
+The cat (last heard of in disgrace), which was under the especial care
+of the mess-room boy, was no doubt pleased hereabouts by our reaching
+the regions of flying-fishes; but nevertheless continued, on the gospel
+truth of Kelly, to take a chair in the engineer's mess at the critical
+hours of twelve and five. I myself saw her there at twelve once or twice,
+judging the time, no doubt, by the parade of table-cloth and cutlery.
+
+Without any abatement of the stuffy heat inside our cabins, we ran into
+a rainy area. The sea was overcast, and the showers splashed us well.
+Meanwhile, the wind had veered round more to the east, and besides
+bringing the grey vapours of rain tumultuously towards us thence, set
+the spray flying over the lower decks and kept us on the roll. Blowing
+on the beam, however, it seemed to please Phillips, ever anxious about
+the hourly ten knots, which seemed too high an expectation. Squalls
+threatened; it was a tropical April mood. The rolling influenced my
+sleep, in which I fancied myself manipulating the airiest pleasure-boats,
+overcrowded with passengers who refused to sit down, on an angry
+flooded river.
+
+The peaceful disposition of the four apprentices began to weigh upon
+Mead's mind. A very happy and orderly set they were, although the current
+_Optimist_ contained an illustrated article on the bosun's tyranny, as:
+
+"YOUSE take them two derricks for'ard."
+
+"YOUSE jes' pick up that ventilator, you flat-nosed son of a sea-cook."
+
+The drawings of the well-known walrus head under the antique, unique grey
+(_né_ white) one-sided sugar-loaf hat, were admirable. But to proceed.
+The four boys were of the best behaviour, occasionally, indeed, laughing
+or playing mouth-organs at unpopular hours, or even after the nightly exit
+of the cook making flap-jacks, otherwise pancakes, from his properties
+in the galley. When I joined Mead on his watch, one Sunday evening, he
+began to "wonder what the boys are coming to." They were not like the
+boys of his time. He delved into his own apprentice autobiography, and
+rediscovered an era, a blissful era of whirling fists, blood, and booby
+traps.
+
+A day followed remarkable for the weather. A swell caused the ship to
+roll with a will all day, but, as was expected in the doldrums, the
+wind slackened. After a few hours of this lull, there was a piping and
+groaning through all the scanty rigging that the steamer owned, and from
+farther out to sea the grey obscurity of violent rainstorm, much as it
+had done on our way south, bore down upon us. Soon the ship was cloaked
+close in a cloud of rain pale as snow, which flecked the icy-looking
+sea, veined white alongside us, with dark speckling bubbles. Then it
+was time to sound the whistle, and its doleful groan went out again and
+again (the wind still varying its note from a drone to a howl) until the
+fiercer sting of the rain was spent, and distance began to grow ahead of
+the ship. This storm lacked thunder and lightning; and yet, when Sparks
+invited me to listen to his "lovely X-s," there was a continuous and
+furious rolling uproar in the phones. Then, as strange again, as if
+at a nod that din came to a sudden stop, leaving in the phones a lucid
+calm in which ship-signals rang out clear.
+
+At sunset of a day which washed off the new paint as soon as (in the
+intervals) it had been put on, a thin red fringe glowed along the horizon,
+making me long for green hills and white spires; at night, the stars
+from Southern Cross to Charles's Waggon were gleaming, but the sea
+lay profoundly black, and upon it all round us came and went glory after
+glory of water-fire. The next day, however, it rained in the same dismal
+style, and the sun's eclipse and the passing of Fernando Noronha were
+but little heeded. I was called a Jonah by every one.
+
+A mollyhawk, that evening, created some excitement. He first spent some
+time in flying on an oval course round the ship, for his recreation, it
+looked. His beautiful curves must have pleased him as they did me, for he
+persuaded (or so it appeared) another mollyhawk to make the circuit with
+him. Meacock and myself heard one of these strike against the wireless
+aerial, and thought that it would have scared them away; but no, a few
+minutes later we heard a croaking and a flapping while we stood in the lee
+of the wheel-house, and there was a mollyhawk. He had struck some low
+rope or fixture. He was prevented by his webbed feet from rising again,
+and I had fears for his future which were by no means necessary; for
+Meacock followed him, an awkward but speedy walker, down to the lower
+bridge deck, and, fearing the swift white stabbing bill, waiting his
+chance, suddenly caught at his nearest wing and launched him into the
+air. If his speed could show it, that bird was relieved.
+
+This incident was a welcome verification of some of the saloon's bird
+anecdotes; and though it was nearly dark and the bird was only aboard for
+two or three minutes, his release was watched by a very good gathering,
+representative of engineers, firemen, the galley, sailors, and apprentices.
+
+
+
+
+XXV
+
+
+ _Whilst thou by art the silly Fish dost kill,_
+ _Perchance the Devils Hook sticks in thy Gill._
+ Flavel's New Compass for Sea-men, 1674.
+
+I must have made a good many references here and there to the steward,
+old Mouldytop, and it occurs to me that he deserves a paragraph to
+himself. Of this ship, whom her most faithful lovers called a dirty
+ship, with her short funnel pouring a greasy smoke over her graceless
+body when even coal-dust rested--of this grimy tramp, playing a sufficient
+part in the world's daily life, rolling and lurching up and down oceans
+with fuel or foodstuff, thousands of tons at a time, it may be safely
+said that the steward was the feature. In the _Optimist_ it was evident
+that he as an inspiration excluded almost every other. In the round of
+day and night, should he himself be unseen for a time, his voice would
+generally claim your notice; if conversation took on dark and prophetic
+tones, it was, for a ducat, some restatement of the ancient's wickedness,
+and a realization of the strength of his position against all the world.
+For behind Mouldytop was the power of Hosea.
+
+The steward was built somehow after the shape of a buoy. It was Ireland,
+and not Scotland, that his ancestors had left; but there was a doubt
+about his own dialect. It was, and it was not, plain English. His bulbous,
+melancholy face was topped with grey hairs, but those he hid under his
+faded brown skull-cap. Forty-nine years, one understood, had Mouldytop
+been at sea; and before that, the veil of mystery was thin enough to
+show him in his first stage, a batman in the Army. This fact led him
+to deprecate modern warfare, "It's all science, Mister," and those who
+fought it; he claimed to have been blooded _fighting_ in some corner
+of the desert with spear-brandishing multitudes. At the same time, he
+reserved his reminiscences; for the refined insult, "You old soldier,"
+needed no encouragement.
+
+He seldom grew cheerful. I suppose that he was happiest when some one
+(no doubt with serpent tongue) asked how his cold was. Then, his roar
+softened into a resigned murmur, as he recorded that it was as bad as
+ever; that six bottles of his own medicine taken regularly had not cured
+him. This was a pleasure that he shared with the author of one of the most
+melodious English songs, and it seems to be prophetic of his appearance--
+
+ Welcome, folded arms and fixed eyes,
+ A sigh that piercing mortifies,
+ A look that's fastened to the ground,
+ A tongue chained up without a sound,
+
+as of his imaginative affections in his sombre cell--
+
+ A midnight bell, a parting groan!
+ These are the sounds we feed upon;
+ Then stretch our bones in a still gloomy valley,
+ Nothing's so dainty sweet as lovely melancholy.
+
+Let but a sailor apply to him at the wrong hour--or even the right
+hour--for tobacco, and his indisposition was gone in a second; his
+tongue was unchained. The busy mockers grinned. "He'd tell Davy Jones
+he'd been to sea before him."
+
+In the Argentine ports he was in excellent voice. Did a native shoemaker
+come aboard with his repair outfit, or a seller of fruit with his
+panniers, and did any one propose to deal with these "Dagoes," out
+skipped our old friend, bellowing: "Too much, man; what," (_crescendo_)
+"d'ye think we pick up money in the streets?--I wouldn't have your blasted
+country for all the blasted money there is in it." The charges, I am
+bound to add, fell down quickly, while the old watchman standing by
+observed with a respectful grin, "You a good man!"
+
+The advance of age was a sore point with Mouldytop. Consequently, it was
+one that was brought to his notice as often as it could be effective.
+One evening, some one told him he was too old to play football. "Too
+old, mister?" he bawled; "Too old!--why, give me that blasted ball,"
+and he stood there in a prodigious rage, his eyes flashing, his fists
+knotting. "Too old!"--His calenture ceased suddenly; there was a tug on
+his fishing line. Up came a yellow catfish. Never have I perceived a
+livelier disgust than the look showed which he cast upon this victim. It
+seemed to blame the catfish personally for not being a rock salmon.
+
+So Mouldytop regarded animated nature; which regarded him as a man whose
+duties implied opportunities. "I'm a poor man, mister."--"The old son of
+a gun says he's a poor man. You old liar, you've got streets of houses,
+you know you have."
+
+Some one who knew him at home was strongly of opinion that he was less
+terrible by his own fireside: that there was a fellow creature under whose
+guidance he roared like any sucking dove. It might be. Indeed, it was
+my impression that it could hardly be otherwise. I thought I noticed a
+certain caution even in his attitude to the large-bosomed laundrywoman
+who took the ship's orders at Buenos Aires; and his comment on _her_
+charges had been of the weakest.
+
+
+
+
+XXVI
+
+
+We crossed the line at six in the morning, and in drizzling rain. There
+was not much comment, except upon the rain; the good thing about the
+damp cloudy weather was that we were spared the more furious heat, though
+the atmosphere had been oily and sultry. With the steamy clouds swarming
+about us I could picture a past life hereabouts which might justly have
+aroused man's wrath; the sailing days, when to take advantage of whatever
+brief breeze might visit the sleepy doldrums, the sailors had to be
+constantly running aloft in the drenching mist, and afterwards lay down in
+their sweating glory-holes, in their soaked clothes, week after week.
+
+The painting epidemic was not abated. Meacock and Mead camped out while
+they made their rooms as white as ivory. Mead looked charming in a round
+white cap, which he said a V.A.D. had given him. The steward, with his
+experience of every sort of ship under the sun, had developed an artistic
+eye: and, perhaps to relieve the whiteness, he decided upon a dado for
+the saloon, which hitherto had been from ceiling to floor done in white
+enamel. The dado was to be grained, in imitation of an actual wainscot.
+He began his solemn task, applying by way of groundwork a brimstone
+yellow and other sickly yellows which disturbed us at meals.
+
+Meacock and Phillips varied these days with a discussion of firemen,
+whether white or coloured firemen were the more difficult to manage?
+Phillips was for his Africans, the excellent selection aboard at present
+forming a contrast with his memories of ne'er-do-wells, "doctors,
+remittance-men and all sorts," of English birth. Meacock was soon hard at
+work describing with amusing mimicry a refractory negro, one of a
+number of Somalis who, hearing of labour troubles in England, did their
+best to be paid off in Africa. If they had succeeded, the ship would have
+been without firemen for her return voyage; so their efforts were
+resisted. The particular genius played the hand of "suicidal tendency."
+Choosing a time when there were several people about the deck, he
+climbed somewhat slowly up the bulwarks and prepared with gestures to
+leap over the side. Meacock was a spectator of this piece of acting. The
+actor was pulled back with some violence, and "about half-past four we
+got the handcuffs on him. We would have had to turn the cook out of his
+room aft to lock this fellow up, but I didn't want to do that, so I
+fastened him up with the handcuffs round a stanchion in the poop. I
+said, 'And the rats will probably eat you before the morning'; and I
+really did expect to find him eaten by the morning; for there were some
+monsters in the poop.
+
+"Next day, he began saying 'Sick.'--'Sick? Where are you sick?'--'Sick all
+over.' I had enough of this after a bit, and went and got the strongest
+black draught I've yet known. He didn't want to drink it, and I said to
+him, 'Now drink this up as quick as you can.' And so he did. After that,
+whenever I looked in at the poop, this fellow would start waving his
+arms and hollering out. In fact, he was mad; every time I got near
+him, he was mad. That black draught was not popular, I think. When we
+got to Cuxhaven, the medical authority put this man through a careful
+examination. 'He's no more mad,' he said, 'than you or I. He's got a
+slight touch of rheumatics in the arm. But,' he said, 'when you get to
+Hamburg, you can satisfy yourself by sending this man to the asylum.' We
+did. Two days--and he was back."
+
+Meacock's laconic phrases were accompanied with grimaces which told the
+tale to perfection.
+
+The atmosphere had grown so literary that Mead now took pencil and
+paper with him to his day watch as a matter of course. The pages of
+the _Optimist_ were beginning to look somewhat laboured. He determined to
+infuse a new vein. So a series of vividly coloured hoaxes came into
+existence, the first of which, a harem story, was too much in its full
+bloom for the editor's acceptance. Not surprised, and not dejected, Mead
+offered "The Pirate," and it duly appeared. These fictions ended, as did
+their successors, with a disillusionment:
+
+ "And then what happened?"
+ "The film broke."
+
+It was about the period of hoaxes--April 1 arrived. Bicker appeared
+at my cabin, where I was reading. "Meacock wants to see you." I went.
+Bicker triumphed, and went his way convinced that he could beat the
+intellectual at his own game, as the _Optimist_ had already shown him
+he could.
+
+A brighter sky and cooler wind came on. We were soon expected at Saint
+Vincent. The new moon and calmer waters brought one evening of strange
+watery beauty. Towards his setting the sun had hidden himself in black
+clouds, whence he threw a silver light over sea spaces where sea and sky
+were meeting: he sank, and left the heavens like green havens, with
+these clouds slowly sailing through their utmost peace. The change soon
+came; the head wind brought pale grey turbulent days, with the ship
+playing at rocking-horses; over the head wind and rousing sea, the healthy
+sun at length dawned on the Sunday of our arrival at Saint Vincent.
+Sunday, without the voice of church bells or the sight of people going to
+worship, seemed no Sunday despite its idle hours: at least, the mood
+sometimes took me so.
+
+The third engineer was acquiring no mean name as a cutter of hair, and I
+felt the cold after I had been to his open-air chair, near the engine-room
+staircase. While I sat to him, a characteristic of the mess-room boy was
+borne on the air from the chief's room. It was his habit of replying
+hastily to any observation, "Yes, yes," and this time the chief's voice
+was heard: "Curse you, John, for a blasted nuisance." "Yes, yes, sir."
+
+As the sun was stooping under the sea once more, land grew into sight
+far ahead; mountain or cloud? The mountainous coast was mocked indeed
+by great continents of cloud above, of its own grey hue. The wind blew
+hard, but at ten o'clock we were running in under the rocky pinnacles
+of Saint Vincent, against the blustering wind and the black racing sea. A
+light or two, chiefly from other steamers, told something of the port. The
+crescent moon, cloaked in a circling golden mist, was now near setting.
+We anchored and spent the night in quiet.
+
+A mile or so from our anchorage, in the morning's clear air, huddled
+the pink unsightly little town. At distance the heights of rock looked
+as unsubstantial as Prospero's magic; the clouds that swam over them and
+across their steeps might have been solid, so phantasmal were those
+rocks. Not so with the stony masses overpeering the town; those in their
+iron-brown nakedness had the aspect of eternal immobility. The air
+was cold and lucent; the water halcyon blue. Several tramps with rusty
+black and red, and a sailing ship or two, lay around the _Bonadventure_;
+barges of a rough old make clustered closer in to shore.
+
+The invasion by natives began early. A dozen boats were tossing on the
+waves alongside, with woolly heads and upward eyes seeking what or whom
+they might devour, and quiet-footed rogues here and there on the decks
+were trying to sell matches, cigarettes, and red bead handbags. To their
+attempts, the politest answer was "No good." "No caree?" Nobody seemed
+to care. Some of our firemen whose homes were here had gone ashore, with
+the air of men allowing their old haunts to share their glory.
+
+Two lighters, coppered below, bearded with dark green weed, blundered
+alongside with bags of coal, and soon the gangs, a grimy and ragged
+collection, were getting the bags aboard, and the winch grumbling
+away. Yet it was now made known that we were not to pick up much coal
+here, but to proceed to Las Palmas for the bulk of our wants. This was
+unfortunate for the firemen who had gone home. All too soon the blue
+peter at half-mast and the blowing of the hooter recalled them.
+
+Now, too, it was rumoured that our port of discharge was to be Emden,
+in Hanover: but of such arrangements it became more difficult to feel
+assurance.
+
+At midday we left. The most valued effect of our call at Saint Vincent
+was the receipt of some giant flying-fishes, which we got, one apiece,
+at tea. It was only by virtue of perseverance that a man could consume
+his ration. They were good, if dry.
+
+If I were a Bewick, I have in mind a little tailpiece for this chapter.
+It would display, for the careful eye, the hatless Kelly filleting a
+flying fish, against the bunker hatch, for his friend the cat, who should
+be gazing up with cupboard love at her unshaven protector. The direction
+of the wind, in true Bewick style, should be implied in a sprinkling of
+coal-dust settling on the new paint of the "House."
+
+
+
+
+XXVII
+
+
+Glittering bright, northern weather outside. "Channel weather," as it was
+described at breakfast. Whatever it might be, I was Jonah; fine, Jonah
+bringing a head wind; wet, Jonah bringing the wet; the ship rolling, it
+was Jonah's additional weight on the port side that was doing it; and so
+on. The suggestion arose that the villain should be offered to the first
+whale sighted; but "We should have more respect for the whale," said
+Phillips. Nor could I be sure that I was not blamed for all finger marks
+on the new paint. Meacock had been the eye-witness of one crime of mine of
+the sort. "If you touch that new enamel, your name's mud"--and then the
+_Bonadventure_ obliged with a lurch sideways which left the impression of
+my hand in a most prominent place.
+
+A more serious disgrace even befel me. Bicker and Meacock involved me in
+an argument, which was very quickly twisted into the direct question. "Who
+was England's greatest man?" Some wretched ghost whispered Shakespeare,
+and Shakespeare I named. There was derision. Shakespeare! Nelson was the
+man. I was obliged to stick to my choice. "We're talking about fellows
+that DID something for their country," said Meacock, and I gave up.
+Bicker was once agaia _in excelsis_ at this evidence of his superior
+understanding, which he seemed about to back up with physical argument.
+The shade of Nelson was vindicated; and then, I was informed that the
+second greatest man was Kitchener. I asked with innocent ignorance what
+he had effected of particular significance to our own lives? A photograph
+was produced of the earlier, more Achillean Kitchener, by way of
+settling _that_ point.
+
+Meeting Kelly in the galley one evening as I went along to make my
+cocoa, I was detained to hear of the wonders of Hamburg; and to watch
+Tich making a Cornish cake with ingredients mysteriously come by. Kelly
+was also of opinion that Hamburg's high place among towns was due to a
+dancing saloon, where birthday suits were the fashion. "Flash society,"
+he said with admiration. I was sorry to hear that in the argument over
+great men I had missed the sight of one whale. Thus it is with the
+conversationally inclined: pursuing minnows of our opinion, we miss
+the leviathans of fact.
+
+Days of reviving fine weather and swaying sea in hills and hollows,
+flinging proud manes of spray aloft for the sun to gild with rainbows
+again and again, gave place to one of skies generally overcast. Cold
+blues and greens came and went above us; the wind blew bleak over a steely
+sea. Land came into view on the port beam. Above it the clouds hung in
+dim phantasmagoria; a gleam of silver white below announced the coast,
+and, now sparkling, now dull, the lie of the land presented itself to our
+gaze. And this was Grand Canary. The mountain's sides seemed chequered
+with forest; at its bases white villages glistened; and further on, a
+conical peak and headlands grew on the eye.
+
+The sea had lately been crowded with porpoises, acre upon acre; and here
+another vast assembly crossed our track. To a credulous eye, as they
+leapt along, they might have painted the image of several sea serpents
+writhing through the waves. Above them wheeled a flock of gulls, intent I
+supposed on fishing.
+
+The cathedral of Las Palmas appeared in mirage; then the _Bonadventure_
+rounded the coast until the town came clearly before us. It was to the
+harbour just beyond the town that we were making. As we approached,
+boats came rowing ferociously towards us. One crew threw hooks carrying
+ropes over our bulwarks, and sent a man aboard. His skill would have
+done a spider credit; but to no purpose did he exert it, for the hooks
+were thrown back and the invader held prisoner on the bridge during
+Hosea's pleasure. When we anchored, a fleet of boats sprang up around
+us, the chances of any individual one, of course, for the privilege of
+supplying us with a bum-boatman being smallish. Not long afterwards,
+the ship was swarming with miscellaneous merchants, and merchandise.
+Bananas, monkeys, canaries, cigarettes, cigars, photographs (chiefly
+improper), wicker chairs, matches, field glasses, parakeets and other
+useful articles were pressed upon every one aboard who could possibly be
+tackled. Some of the canaries were heard whistling loud and long, and yet
+Kelly found that the bird which he bought, a seeming musician, was mute.
+
+No cabin was left unguarded. It was pointed out that one gentleman offered
+plain proof of knavery; on his right foot he wore an English boot, on
+the left a tennis shoe. They were all tarred with the same brush: "Worse
+than Port Said." I do not think they found much opportunity to enhance
+the reputation at our expense.
+
+A tug, the _Gando_, immediately re-named the _Can-do_, brought out our
+lighters of coal. At that signal, an interesting enterprise moved nearer
+to us. When bags are being slung over from hold to hold, a good deal
+of coal is dropped into the water; and so the enterprise consisted in
+a small barge, with the men, and material, for sending down divers to
+rescue the estrays. The diver was a huge fellow, curiously wearing a
+red tam-o'-shanter. He of course went down in a diving suit to survey
+the ocean; when he thrust his muzzle out of the water again, up would
+come at the same time his two bushel baskets; and as these were almost
+full of coal, presumably that department of salvage had its rewards.
+
+After much criticized anxiety about winches and blocks and guys, our
+stevedore gangs began their work at good speed. I was again dressed up
+in a borrowed boiler suit for the duties of tallyman. The weather became
+burning hot. The coal-dust flew round in copious whirlpool. After an hour
+I was full of discomfort, and not to be distinguished from any of the
+coal heavers. Work continued in such hearty fashion that I gathered that
+it was piece work. The foreman was another giant, with such a belly on him
+that whenever he gesticulated--that was often--stamping his foot and
+brandishing his hands, that belly really and truly quaked. His voice
+was not a success. He would have roared like thunder, but only a feeble
+croaking left his snapping jaws.
+
+By six our bunker coals had been put aboard, I discarded my honourable
+discomfort, my mask of grime, and my piratical appearance. The dealers
+in Constantinople canaries and cork soles withdrew. About the harbour
+of La Luz, the lights came out in the houses and aboard the shipping;
+the masts and yards stood out calm against a quiet coloured evening, the
+water rippled with no skirmish nor much voice to our sides. Beyond the
+towns, the mountains gloomed with the dreams of romantic journeys.
+
+An hour or so afterwards, the welcome though broken melody of the anchor's
+uprising heralded our departure. It had been a colourable interlude. I
+remember it best by a circular handed out by "Gumersindo Alejandro,
+Bumboat Business." It ran through the rigmarole of desirable articles,
+a few of which I have named above, and concluded
+
+ "and all kinds of silks suitable
+ for presents and use."
+
+A harsh description of presents? Perhaps.
+
+
+
+
+XXVIII
+
+
+By some mystical means, the mates had charmed away from our Las Palmas
+visitors at small cost or none an unusual supply of cigars and cigarettes.
+These brightened up the melancholy purser, who was now approaching the
+end of his employment. There were still, however, many things to amuse
+his leisure. How often the table talk had come to the subject of hell and
+its occupants! The latter seemed to be--after the landlubbers--shipowners,
+ship's chandlers, ship's tailors, and Customs men. Curious pictures
+were projected of notorious shipowners of the past, now compelled to
+wield the shovel next to the firemen late of their employ. As to the
+unfortunate Customs officials, witness A and B.
+
+A. "... Yes, he quite got pally with this Customs fellow----?"
+
+B (_older than A, hastily interrupting_): "I wouldn't trust any Customs
+fellow, not if he'd got a pair of b---- wings on."
+
+The _Optimist_ went on its way with the weeks. Mead added "The Vamp" to
+his cabinet of tales of mystery; but the strain of discovering subjects
+apart from the steward and the galley was clearly growing. The prominence
+of food and meal times upon a tramp was described in a ballad published
+about this time.
+
+ THOUGHTS OF A ROMANTIC.
+
+ Ten thousand miles from land are we,
+ Hark how the wild winds pipe!
+ What grand reflection swells in me?
+ This morning we'll have tripe.
+
+ For ever and evermore
+ These billows rage and swell;
+ O may I, through their angry roar,
+ Not miss the breakfast bell.
+
+ Here octopi, here great white whales,
+ Here krakens haunt the Main;
+ Mad mermaids sing--my courage fails--
+ Here comes Harriet Lane.[1]
+
+ There, far far down, what jewels lie,
+ What corals, red enough
+ To make this sauce[2] seem pale, which I
+ Am wolfing with my duff!
+
+ To think that one lone ship should thus
+ Ride o'er the greedy seas!
+ Alas! what will become of us
+ Now we've run out of cheese?[3]
+
+The northern spring came into the air. Scraps of the casual verse of one
+English poet who never tired of the year afield started up in memory
+now, where the pondered solemn music of others had no reverberation; and
+so for the rest of my voyage. The sea for a time grew intensely calm, the
+swell seeming to swim along under a mantle of pearl or quicksilver. The
+undulating surface stretched to the horizon, unbroken anywhere by restless
+foam; and over this calm lay the golden track to the setting sun. When
+presently a breeze ruffled this strange sleep, it was as though shoals
+of tiny fishes had everywhere risen to the surface; and in one or two
+places, those bubbling, flickering shoals were actual and not imaginary.
+
+As if schooled by misfortune, Sparks now posted up in the port alleyway a
+statement of football results and tables; so that many bosoms aboard
+needed no longer to feel a heaving anxiety. A turtle lazily floated by,
+watched by many who could have welcomed him on deck; a whale passed,
+shouldering and spouting the brine; and shortly, as the midnight moon
+had portended, the dark green sea began to run in hilly ridges, sometimes
+sluicing the decks, and tilting the _Bonadventure_ to one side or the
+other. Grey rain-squalls flew over us now and then; but, considering our
+near approach to the redoubtable Bay, we were in excellent weather. The
+mate, however, was not one to take chances; and certain barrels, an anvil
+and a few other heavy movables were shifted from the windward side of the
+engines.
+
+The steward and his adjutant had now little time certain in which to
+reform my room, so they fell upon it with paint brushes and "flat white"
+in vigorous style; it had been my hope to be allowed this labour, but I
+remembered my "Tom Sawyer," where painting as a recreation was so truly
+valued. Mouldytop was seldom seen in these days without his pot and
+brush; he went at it from dawn to midnight and then did overtime. My
+room was turned into a whited sepulchre, which is better than a sooted
+one, but as it was a sort of receptacle for coal-dust, which was coal
+grease withal, even when port, ventilator and door were all closed, it was
+to be feared, _tamen usque recurret_, it would be black again in a week.
+
+We came into a region of ships, tramps like ourselves for the most part,
+and the less handsome oil-tankers also. Finisterre lighthouse shone
+kindly upon us. With a fair wind, the concourse of shipping dwindling
+away somewhat as we went on, we now entered the Bay. Our angles began
+to be anything but right, but it was much gentler weather than I had any
+reason to need. Fair as it was for us, save for the cinders that fell
+in showers amidships, the vessels running in the teeth of the weather
+were pitching with vigour. Grey and shrouded the sea met us in hills and
+valleys, with white ridges and flecked with foaming veins; as we went
+further into the famous corner, the _Bonadventure_ could not but roll and
+lurch as though she liked it, and the waves were mountainous; yet out
+there we passed a fishing boat making beautiful weather of it.
+
+The second mate, Bicker, could scarcely get any sleep; but not on any
+score of weather or discomfort. All his watch below, or most of it, one
+might see him standing at his sea chest with pen scratching away at the
+forthcoming _Optimist_. So sweet is journalism when wooed as a casual
+mistress. Shall I go on? No.
+
+My trouble was not what to write but what to read. Even Young's _Night
+Thoughts_, buried in annotations reverent and irreverent, began to grow
+familiar beyond all reason. _Pears' Cyclopædia_, _Brown's Nautical
+Almanac_, _The South Indian Ocean Pilot_, _Phrenology for All_, and
+other borrowed books, were all at much the same stage. This ship was
+not the one recently reported in the newspapers in which the chief read
+poetry like a passion, the cook chewed Froude with his morning crust, and
+the cabin-boy needed the help of Hegel. I forget if those were the
+actual claims, but in any case that was another ship. About now, an
+accident happened to my Young. It seemed as if a Poltergeist had visited
+the spare cabin port during the night, for awaking I found my settee,
+and the _Night Thoughts_ thereon, waterlogged. Perhaps the heavy rain
+had been answerable for this, but I could not see how--my port was
+closed. Poltergeist had spared my novel, lying next to Young: evidently he
+thought that already watery enough. Young, immortal, made a surprising
+recovery.
+
+Now, we were nearing the one country. It needed no drab island of Ushant
+with its lighthouse to tell me this; for hardly had I put down in my
+diary "Much milder," when it became necessary to write "Much colder."
+The tumults of the Bay were over and gone, and we were under a dun sky
+dropping rain which obviously belonged to the English Channel.
+
+We swung round Ushant and became more aware of the ups and downs of
+navigation; these were less noticeable as we ran on. The prospect, or say
+circumspect of the day was narrowed in by dismal rainstorm, and once
+more it was a bleak amusement trying to make out the forms of ships
+through the foggy veils. The wind moaning, the rain splashing, measured
+out long hours, till all saddened into night with little to notice, save
+the gulls and divers whom such weather suited well. At any rate we were
+not unfortunate in our direction. The _Hammonia_ going the other way with
+passengers showed us that by contrast.
+
+The night elapsed, we came abeam of the Isle of Wight, which showed
+but indistinctly, though the day was cold and steady. Calm indeed lay the
+green Channel up which the _Bonadventure_ with speed sufficient to
+please Phillips was making her way. Ships, or their smoky evidences,
+made the time pass quickly. It was Good Friday, a great day for my
+childhood in Kent, land of plum-pudding-dogs and monkey-tail trees, a
+day when I heard, as indeed my elder companions had long foretold, the
+church bells rung muffled; although I was disappointed in the purple
+cassocks which, tradition fabled, would be worn by the choir on that
+day. Lent (and Advent too for that matter) was solemn then and real,
+outside of churches; and with Good Friday it appeared undeniable that
+there had been done some thing at which Nature must go in mourning. The
+three hours' service, like the watch that rang out the dying year and
+rang in the new, was in every one's thought that we met; such ceremony
+was not for nothing. The melancholy hymns of the season were more than
+sung verses.
+
+To-day, at least, we had hot-cross buns to our breakfast. So is the
+Lord remembered in these years of discretion. The sailors had the day
+to themselves.
+
+Our course lay more or less east, and brought us a succession of glimpses
+of shining cliffs and misty downs. Off Dover we saw both coasts at
+once. In 1919 I hoped I had seen the last of that piece of France.
+Running out of this strait into the North Sea under a shrewish though a
+moderate wind, we passed a number of fishermen, and what struck my
+mind with the strangeness almost of the Flying Dutchman, a three-masted
+barque under full sail, at a distance. It was sunset at the time. She
+caught the light and bowed upon her journey, a sweet sight, too quickly
+lost in the dark. Soon we picked up the flash of a lightship off the Dutch
+shore, and soon after that the cold to which my wanderings had not made
+me careless sent me inside.
+
+Chilly brightness and blue sky saw us making rapidly over the North
+Sea, visited by thrushes and linnets, while the water seemed crowded
+with those clever birds, though so gawky upon the wing, the divers.
+We crossed the wake of an oil-tank, burning the water almost like the
+witch's oils in "The Ancient Mariner," and scenting the air unlike those
+abstractions; came to a lightship, where our course was altered; and met
+the pilot cutter in a calm sea and air vivid with sun and cold about four.
+The rope ladder went down, the row-boat came alongside, and the pilot
+was taken up to the bridge. I could not repress odd emotions at thus
+seeing again "Brother Boche"--he looked a replica of ancient types of
+my acquaintance--after such a long separation.
+
+The estuary of the Ems received us, a flat sheet of water, with low
+coastlands only noticed by reason of towers here and there. The tides
+obliged us to anchor some miles outside Emden at six, and to wait until
+midnight. The sky darkened and loured into rain. At twelve in a black
+and gusty night, to the accompaniment of much hooting and shouting, the
+_Bonadventure_ moved up the river, and in the greyness and chill of
+daybreak berthed in a quiet basin at Emden.
+
+Through this last movement I had tried to snatch some sleep, but was
+harassed by the socialism of Bicker and Mead, who considered it but fair
+that as they were being deprived of their sleep, I should be deprived
+of mine. They, therefore, visited me at intervals, switched on my fan
+which was now quite unnecessary, prodded me with toasting-forks, and
+so saluted the happy morn, like those larks which were now singing and
+soaring to justify any praise of them that ever was written.
+
+-----
+
+[Footnote 1: "Harriet Lane." The name of that unfortunate lady is often
+applied to the curious tinned meat provided aboard.]
+
+[Footnote 2: "This sauce." A pink luxury poured over Sunday's duff.]
+
+[Footnote 3: "Cheese." In these closing lines the poet's hope was to
+record the actual expression of the saloon in general on receipt of the
+steward's pronouncement: "That there was no more cheese."]
+
+
+
+
+XXIX
+
+
+On Easter Day the sun--it was an old proverb--will dance; and this time
+he was in the mood. We lay in a basin like other tramps; beyond, there
+clustered red roofs with blessed ungainly angles, a pleasing sight after
+those southern flat ones of grey. Farther off, the church spire climbed
+above the trees, and though many people in their Sunday dress were walking
+that way, more were taking their rounds beside these docks.
+
+It was as certainly good to be here as that spring was here. The chirrup
+of sparrows, jubilate of larks, noises of poultry, bleating of lambs
+from an enclosure of young fruit trees close at hand, and the play of
+children, were all comely and reviving.
+
+Alas! that the Easter gift of the ship's officers should have been so out
+of tune. An old gentleman of the same outlook as Polonius, the broker,
+brought a packet of letters aboard at breakfast, and among these were the
+wrong kind of Easter tidings--statements of their reductions in wages.
+They accepted this falling off without murmur, save for a few dry remarks.
+
+A motor-boat came bringing the stores, and, to the disgust of the cook
+and other watchers, a great stack of long loaves, altogether leathery
+in external appearance. Most of these were returned. The ship's chandler
+must have thought we were arriving in force. Our own boat was tied at the
+foot of the gangway, and the apprentices told off as ferrymen for the time
+being.
+
+Next day the larks were aloft again, and their melody, marvellous after
+long absence from it, came dropping from heaven as undiminished, one
+would say, as raindrops falling. So clear it sounded there even when they
+were in the clouds. Meanwhile the bosun and party were getting the winches
+and derricks into trim, with less silver voices: "H-h-hup, H-h-hup: Let
+go a little: Here, youse...."
+
+It was not unwelcome when the evening came, and Mead, Bicker, and their
+friend so soon to be returned to duty set out up the cobbled road to
+Emden; most bitter was the east wind blowing down the long colonnades
+of trees, and we hastened into the sheltering streets of the little town.
+We found it a quiet and beautiful place of ornamentation, and gables
+and high houses, with a canal in the midst. Masterly seemed its spire,
+stretching up into the sky with unexpected height and charming ease. It
+was Easter Monday, and many folks were walking out--we looked curiously
+about us, and while none were anything but tidy and decent, none had
+any of the symptoms of much and to spare. They were evidently poor, but
+far from poor in spirit.
+
+We were puzzled by the Sabbath look of things to find a place to sit
+down and apply some antidote to the effects of that rawish east wind. We
+began drifting as usual, when an old fellow in black coat and Homburg
+hat pushed past us, mumbling something. A light came swiftly into the
+eyes of Mead and Bicker; the old fellow was fragrant with good beer.
+We asked him for directions. He was off at once in a loud, hard voice:
+"By Jesus Christ and General Jackson," he began (and _da capo_), "the
+two best men in America. You come to my house." Following him, and coping
+with his repeated invocations of the Messiah and the General, and requests
+for an opinion of his English speech, we arrived by and by. He was an
+innkeeper, and (by Jesus Christ) "an old sailing man himself."
+
+The inn parlour was most excellently warm, free and easy. We set to with
+hot grog, the brimmer being rebrimmed (if my memory serves me) not once
+nor twice. The room was not one which depressed. Around it hung daubs
+of full-rigged ships of Batavia in the fifties and sixties; there was an
+automatic weighing machine, a most magnificent penny-in-the-slot piano,
+and another apparatus for extracting copper from the air, dressed up as a
+blue windmill, but I did not inquire what it was expected to yield. And
+the wall-paper was tapped with an ample border, in which one saw smooth
+waters, placid smacks, and more windmills.
+
+The other occupants of the room were the quiet set at the tables, a
+drunken Finn seaman with one arm in bandages, a dark-haired musician,
+the landlord and his wife and their good-looking daughter; while from the
+private house other members of the family came and went at need, as
+will be seen.
+
+We provided the landlord with grog. He melted with gratitude, rose,
+and set his horrible piano going, whose wicked hammers champed upon some
+of the harshest wires outside of the barbed-wire dumps. And what is
+more, whenever the piano began, our friend the Finn thought his hour
+had come to shine, and essayed a sort of stamping, stooping dance across
+the floor. This led to persuasion. The landlord persuaded, the landlady
+persuaded, unclassified assistants persuaded, and presently the dancer
+was pleased to be seated once more, exclaiming, "When I come aboard he
+says to me, he says, 'All right, Captain, all right, all right.'" No
+sooner did the music begin afresh than this enthusiast would rise up
+relentlessly as though hypnotized (by the pæan) and perhaps stamp out
+a bar or two before being replaced by combined efforts. This kept on
+happening.
+
+None the less, the landlord, who had apparently spent the day in liquid
+rejoicings, was swallowing grog and growing taleful. He claimed all
+sorts of sea service and seemed to know what he was talking about,
+posed even my expert friends with the sailing-ship question: What's
+the difference in build between a Scotch ship, a Nova Scotian, and a
+Yankee? Boxing too was in his line: "Scholar of John L. Sullivan," he
+assured us, and directed admiration to his fist, which was normal. From
+taleful he waxed tuneful. "I'm a chanty-man, y'know," and wiping back
+his gingery-white whiskers he groaned out "Blow the man down," and "The
+streams of our native Australia," in dreadful style. After these, finding
+himself strangely appreciated, he offered and began "a real English song,
+y'know--exchoose me, y'know, if I don't speak the plain English." It was
+"The Maid of the Mill." His rendering was a strain on our tact, and too
+much for one of the young ladies of the house, who was smitten with a fit
+of giggling most right and justifiable. At that, the old villain flew
+into a ridiculous passion, jumped up, and was for hitting this girl.
+He was restrained.
+
+After this unwanted diversion, he returned and (with starts of rage)
+barked out the rest of his song. His wolfhound began, and we began, to
+find the vocalist a nuisance; and as the evening wore on, I thought the
+authentic musician, who played the violin, was beginning to resent our
+presence and success. The daughter of the house foolishly sat at our
+table. The musician, however, was soothed with an honorarium, and with
+much "Auf wieder-sehen!" we went. Even now, however, it was thought
+unseemly to reach the ship in one journey, so halts were called twice;
+and once aboard, the usual arguments kept us out of our beds until four
+or so in the morning.
+
+The two grain-elevators in the port were still busy with a Greek steamer,
+so that, apart from painting, the _Bonadventure_ was idle, and there was
+little to do but row over to the canteens and return with undreamed-of
+quantities of chocolate and cigarettes. Cigars were, to us, as lightly
+bought as matches. As to the painting, it was again mysterious that
+two of the apprentices fell off the stage on which they were working
+alongside; they were soon dressed in borrowed plumage. Suddenly in the
+evening our discharge began.
+
+Lighters of the local type, very long and narrow, were already alongside
+when the tugs swung the first elevator into his place. The huge floating
+turret looked somewhat like a smock mill. The stevedores quickly made
+fast their tackle: four large drain-pipe tubes were let down into the
+chosen hold, and the suckers commenced. There was a drumming boom of
+machinery, mixed with the swish of the ingulfing of the grain and its
+disgorging through broader conduits on the other side of the elevator
+into the river barges. It grew dark, the red and green railway lights
+burned fiercely in brisk air against the last of an orange sunset. But
+the elevator was kept at work, and arc lights hung over the hold showed
+the novel scene of the sliding grain and its trimmers.
+
+One effect of the late-continued drone and thud of the elevator was to
+torment me with war dreams. First I was in an attack, among great rocks,
+under a violent barrage; then, on one of those unforgettable raw, dark
+mornings, I was at the window of a great ruined house behind the line,
+watching the bleary effulgence of the Very lights starting up here and
+there and expecting the worst from a nasty silence, only pierced by single
+shell-bursts. Then, beside the elevator, an infuriated and intoxicated
+bargee stood on the landing-stage about midnight bawling for a boat which
+didn't come. His patience was, however, considerable; he bawled for a
+long hour. In consequence, I suppose, of these matters I arrived very
+late at breakfast amid the usual cries of "You Jonah, you!"
+
+The second elevator arrived, and, like some great iron insect with many
+beaks, began to swallow up the grain from the holds aft. The ship shook
+with the speed and power of the pumping machinery; the long lighters with
+their great round-table steering wheels filled up, battened down, and
+swung away. In one of the holds there were the bags put in at Ingeniero
+White; under them again lay the yellow grain in mass. The elevator's
+proboscis dipped into that grain, while the trimmers unstowed, slit and
+emptied the sacks; so the ship began to lighten, and her bow already
+stood high out of the water.
+
+The red evening sky was smoky with cold; then the stars sparkled with
+frost; and a small gathering enjoyed the oil stove in Bicker's room.
+The steward, in unusual radiance, came in presently, and sang a long
+song concerning a tramp who was flung off a freight train by a brakesman.
+"Because he was only a tramp" (_dying fall_).
+
+This might have been a comment on Mr. W. H. Davies' Autobiography.
+Warmed with his singing and other helps, the steward began to recall
+his acquaintance (on guard) with Royalty, and spun off at tangents with
+affairs half a century more recent: "That b---- flaming butcher-- I
+was going to hit him with a box of matches," and other incidents. I
+was sorry to hear the lank Chips, the next morning, bawling at the
+entrance of the saloon a complaint about the toughness of his meat; the
+steward's new mood deserved anything but that sort of damper.
+
+
+
+
+XXX
+
+
+With little to do, I fought a sort of pillow fight with Meacock, our
+weapons being sacks well stuffed; he won, of course, but it was a popular
+bout. Then there were acrobatic performances on the stays of the funnel.
+The need I had for training appeared on our last night in Emden Port,
+when my sleep was nipped in the bud by the entry of Bicker and Mead.
+Both had the clear spirits raised, in two senses; both thickened voices
+already thick enough. They were disguised (Mead's fancy, I warrant)
+as members of the Ku-Klux-Klan; and besides their costume one bore a
+revolver, the other an air gun impounded from an apprentice. I was
+ordered out of bed, but wished to stop; we argued about it and by good
+luck I hung on. After this, insidious, they declared that a lady who
+knew me and wished to see me had come aboard. This flight of fancy and
+flow of language went on until they sought variety, which they found
+in painting the unfortunate Tich in the alley below in several colours.
+
+The German police, green men and true, watched the ship closely. It was
+rumoured that a shipping clerk and a young woman had eloped and were
+aboard one of the tramps. "Love in a foc'sle," especially ours, was
+considered no bad joke.
+
+One more home circle was held in the starboard alleyway towards
+midnight; gin very prevalent, and the steward also. He fell into a
+sequence of army recollections, which (as the glass was thrust replenished
+into his hand) began on this pattern, "Well, I'm telling you, Mister, at
+three in the afternoon of March the twelfth 1873, we was parading
+outside the Queen's pavilion...." Once more also Mead and myself made our
+way into Emden. The old nooks of buildings and the vistas of narrow
+thoroughfares and lazy waterways, the shops and the folk, all made a
+kindly picture; after supper, we avoided a downpour of sleet in a café
+with an orchestra, whose repertory of 4,000 pieces included two by
+English composers, and his name was Sullivan. On our midnight way home,
+we stopped at a Dutchman's bar and asked for and got a dozen hard-boiled
+eggs for a second supper aboard. I was carrying a parcel in hand and
+two bottles, or rather gas-cylinders, of gin in the lining of my
+mackintosh when we reached the German sentry-box beside the Quay. He
+puffed at his pipe as he felt the parcel and saw that all was well.
+
+The iron in the ship began to sweat great drops, and the walls of one's
+bunk glistened with damp. The glass was falling; the water of the basin
+no longer lay smooth as oil but beat against the ship grudgingly. In
+short, excellent Flanders weather ensued the old-established weather,
+guaranteed to cure rabid individuals of war cant after one hour's trial
+(unshelled) on sentry-go or at the ration dump. For the worst and even
+hopeless cases, half an hour's trial on the banks of the Steenbeck was
+confidently recommended--I was lucky now to have a roof leaking but
+little. Phillips showed me the one dry corner in his room--a portion of
+the settee about a foot square.
+
+Hosea's wife joined us in the saloon, and not only by her genial presence
+itself merited our best thanks, but also by her influence on the steward.
+As if by magic, Ideal milk was added to our tinned pears (usually,
+apricots); and the jam changed to strawberry.
+
+At length the elevators ceased from troubling, and the supervisors from
+dilating in _Platt Deutsch_ over the damage in the bilges. The bosun's
+strangled noise timed the hoisting of the ship's boat, which had had
+a busy holiday, to its normal place. The little broker made his last
+appearance round the steward's precincts; and with the heaving up of the
+gangway, the arrival of the tugs, the return of the wireless aerial to its
+heights and the smoking funnel--it, no doubt, never looked better--we
+were ready to depart.
+
+It was twilight when our ropes fore and aft were loosed from the dolphins,
+and the _Bonadventure_ slowly moved into the lock. Here while the port
+authorities made a swift inspection for stowaways and concluded their
+arrangements, we stopped a time, listening to the odd mixture of noise
+from bleating of sheep and hooting of our whistle. Then we moved out to
+sea, not without bumping into the lock wall and gashing the bow. The air
+was intensely cold, and the iron frameworks against the last tinges of
+sunset and the red and white lights were now all there was to see of
+our port of discharge. That episode was over; after midnight, the ship
+stopped at Borkum to put down the pilot, and then, on again. My voyage
+was hurrying into memory.
+
+
+
+
+XXXI
+
+
+Short seas running and a squally wind abeam made the light ship jerk and
+roll. The early sun was hidden in the dull purple of a racing sleet-cloud,
+which passed over the _Bonadventure_ and swept on to lash the dunes of
+Holland lying dim blue along the yellow horizon. The engines beat out
+a cheerful tattoo and sent the ship, wobbling as she went, at eleven
+knots through the green water. The wind grew westerly but not sisterly;
+the melancholy began to expatiate on the short text, "The Longships,"
+but the profusion of fishing smacks out around us seemed to show that no
+tempestuous weather was at hand.
+
+The next morning, a spiritual Beachy Head was glittering like crystal
+in the distance; while the head wind fell upon us, and momently a great
+thud like the impact of a great shell shook the ship's sizable frame and
+lifted her in see-saw style. I watched the south coast sliding by with
+as much excitement as if I had been coming home on leave again. Meacock
+was at his most picturesque with his reminiscences of a hard-case
+ship called the _Guildhall_, but I could not retain what he told me,
+with this distraction of English shores and skies about us. The general
+scene recorded itself; of all the magnificent evenings which my voyage
+had brought forth this was perhaps the nonpareil. The skies were of
+tumultuous colour, requiring one of the old Dutch masters to observe, let
+alone to reproduce. A bright brazen sun, throwing at his whim (as it
+were) his vesture of clouds about him, burnt out below a pavement of
+light ever seething with the leaping waves, and sometimes hidden,
+sometimes emerging, lit the sky astern to a tawny glow, or left it
+sullen as clay. Here, the horizon was an olive green, there, a blue
+girdle; ships in stippled blackness tilted this way and that against it,
+or nearer ploughed grey expanses; and above pillars and cliffs of
+rocky cloud lifted themselves enormously into a firmament purpled or
+kindled into wild flame.
+
+So we hurtled along, the wind flawing, abeam, ahead. The great prow
+mounted high against the sunset, or thrust like the head of a porpoise
+down again into the onslaught of rolling waters. The hand on the lookout
+paced up and down the foc'sle head in loneliness, the officer on the
+bridge answered his call as ever, the seagulls followed the ship with
+their unvarying calm and pride of wing. Presently the fine light of
+Eddystone was our solace.
+
+The last day of my pursership dawned, a day I welcomed and yet was sorry
+to find come. How swiftly it stole by! At seven that morning we were
+midway between the Longships lighthouse and that yet lonelier one the
+Wolf, with Land's End white with snow to feast the eye. The sun was a
+Jolly Bacchus, the waves dancing as green as the young leaves sacred to
+that god, and the happy porpoises ambled among them. Yet still, as we
+swung round the corner, in a veritable procession of funnels and smoke
+trails, a squall came down, heralded by a half-seen rainbow, threw us
+rudely off the poise and chilled the air to winter again. But round went
+the _Bonadventure_ and coasted beneath moors and tors sullenly green
+into the Bristol Channel.
+
+The heavy rolling died away as we passed from the Cornish shore (where
+they are said to eat strangers), and my Emden chilblains felt the weather
+growing much warmer. Indeed, we had not had so mild a day since we left
+Las Palmas. Towards three we came abreast of Lundy Island's bluff, and
+Hartland opposite, a sturdy cliff likewise. The tide helped us well,
+but the wind was veering. Urged by those officers and engineers whose
+wives would be at Barry Docks this evening to greet them, and by his
+own wishes, the chief had promised to bring the _Bonadventure_ to the
+tier in Barry Docks by seven.
+
+Ilfracombe nestling happily under the moors was quickly passed; the
+_Bonadventure_ could move when she had a mind; the mellow green country
+of Somerset parcelled in such English fashion with such straight
+hedgerows, faded astern. The coast of Wales revealed the twin lighthouses
+called the Nash Lights, and still the ship raced on. Then, as if before
+the time, we were entering the locks at Barry, in a smoky twilight,
+after an evening shower; were inside, and tied up to the tier.
+
+Not much remains to add. The next day I scrambled down the rope ladder,
+and bade farewell to the _Bonadventure_, that "dirty ship," not unbeloved;
+and Mead came next. The boat below carried us to the quay, under the
+red hulls of ships gleaming with the light from the dancing ripples; then
+came paying off, a most unpunctual and irritating performance, and
+good-byes to the old friends, from Hosea to Kelly, of the last few
+months; and most of all, perhaps, to that gay spirit Mead. My good-bye
+to these might be, I hoped, no such final one; but my round trip was
+accomplished and I felt that for me "there would be no more sea," so that
+the actual signing off of the purser seemed to me a point in my life's
+course. Then presently, after a hearty last word with Mead--kind be the
+dog-watch stars to him, wherever his ship carry him--I departed; the
+last train for Slowe having, naturally, gone out, I made for the nearest
+town to Slowe, and finishing my journey part on foot, part on a borrowed
+bicycle, was enabled to awaken Mary while the rest of the parish of
+Staizley slept the sleep of the just.
+
+[Illustration: Welcome Sailor!]
+
+
+
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+
+<h1>THE BONADVENTURE</h1>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+
+<p class='c mb20'><span class='fs12'>THE WAGGONER</span><br />
+and other poems by<br />
+Edmund Blunden</p>
+
+<p class='c mb20'><span class='fs12'>JOHN CLARE</span><br />
+Poems chiefly from MSS.<br />
+selected and edited with<br />
+a biographical note by<br />
+Edmund Blunden<br />
+and<br />
+Alan Porter</p>
+
+<p class='c mb20'><span class='fs12'>THE SHEPHERD</span><br />
+and other poems of<br />
+Peace and War by<br />
+Edmund Blunden<br />
+awarded the<br />
+Hawthornden Prize, 1922<br />
+Third Edition</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+
+<div class='titlepage'>
+<p class='fs20 mb20'>THE<br /><span style='font-size:larger'>BONADVENTURE</span></p>
+
+<p class='fs16 i mb40'>A Random Journal of<br />an Atlantic Holiday</p>
+
+<p class='fs14 mb40'>By EDMUND BLUNDEN</p>
+
+<table class='c' summary='titlepage poem'>
+<tr><td>
+<p style='text-align:left;'>&#8220;There ships divide their wat&#8217;ry way,<br />
+And flocks of scaly monsters play;<br />
+There dwells the huge Leviathan,<br />
+And foams and sports in spite of man.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr><tr><td>
+<p style='text-align:right'><i>Isaac Watts.</i></p>
+</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p class='mt120'>LONDON<br />
+RICHARD COBDEN-SANDERSON<br />
+17 THAVIES INN</p>
+</div>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+
+<p class='c i mb20'>Copyright 1922</p>
+
+<p class='c'><i>Printed in Great Britain by</i> Butler &amp; Tanner, <i>Frome and London</i></p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+
+<p class='c'>To<br />
+<span style='font-size:larger'>H.W.M.</span><br />
+THIS<br />
+&#8220;ROUND TRIP&#8221;</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+
+<p style='text-align:center; font-size:larger;'>AUTHOR&#8217;S NOTE</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_7'></a>7</span>A few facts are perhaps needed in this place. The
+autumn of 1921 found me in bad health, which
+seemed to me to be gaining ground. The Editors
+for whom it is my privilege to work were of that
+mind too, and suggested a sea voyage. I am one
+of that large class who can afford little more than
+voyages in ships which are hauled over on chains;
+but this was allowed for in every possible way by
+my Editors, in consequence of whose active generosity
+and that of the owners to whom my case was made
+known, I suddenly found myself bound for the
+River Plate. I can but say that when my friends
+expressed their envy I was well able to understand
+their feelings and my good luck.</p>
+
+<p>For the rest, this little book is not intended for
+anything beyond the statement on the title page.
+I am sorry myself that there are no adventures
+of the blood-curdling sort in it; but I could not
+go out of my way, nor do tramps find time, it seems,
+for propitiating cannibals. Of unrehearsed effects
+on voyages, indeed, my belief is that it is possible
+sometimes to have too much. Eastward of Madagascar,
+we read, lies Tromelin Island&#8211;a sandbank a
+mile long. In 1761 the <i>Utile</i> was wrecked there,
+and eighty blacks were left behind; all died except
+seven of the women, who clung to life for fifteen
+years, nourished on shell fish and brackish water,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_8'></a>8</span>
+until Captain Tromelin landed and saved them.
+Now I cannot feel sorry that I was not one of that
+party.</p>
+
+<p>There is, naturally, some slender disguise of names
+and so forth through my journal. There may be,
+it occurs, a S.S. <i>Bonadventure</i> at the present day;
+if it is so, this is not the ship. My grateful recollections
+of Captain Hosea, his officers and crew
+apply to those gentlemen indeed, but they do not
+sign on by the names which I have for this occasion
+invented. Thus their own example leads me;
+how much oftener was I hailed as &#8220;Skylark&#8221; and
+&#8220;Jonah&#8221; than as</p>
+
+<p style='text-align:right'>EDMUND BLUNDEN.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+
+<p style='text-align:right; margin: .5em 8em 0 auto; font-variant:small-caps;'>London,</p>
+<p style='text-align:right; margin: 0 2em 0 auto;'><i>December 23, 1921</i>.</p>
+<p style='font-variant:small-caps; margin-bottom:1em;'>Dear Blunden,&#8211;</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_9'></a>9</span>There you are, outward bound and southward
+ho! Here am I, with the newsboys outside shouting
+the latest imbecility to the murk, trying to get warm
+and happy by considering a dull electric heater and
+the faded memory of another ship (she went downstairs
+in the war) which, years ago, on a December
+morning, passed through the lock gates at Swansea
+for Para and all, while I stood by her rail sorry for
+the people who had not my luck. Now it is your
+turn. Make the most of it. It will do something
+to take away the taste of Stuff Trench. You will
+find me, when you come home, still over the electric
+stove listening to the newsboys. I shall call for
+wine, and you must tell me all about the Fortunate
+Isles. I am sure they are still there, and that you
+will see them.</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>O, a Cardiff ship sails down the river</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Blow, boys, blow!)</p>
+<p>Her masts and yards they shine like silver</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Blow, my bully boys, blow!)</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Sing up, Blunden! And don&#8217;t forget to take soap,
+towels and matches. Do you smoke a pipe? You&#8217;ll
+wish presently you knew how to do it, if you have
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_10'></a>10</span>
+misspent your time and never learned. But I
+suppose eighteenth-century literature and the baby
+have absorbed all your energies. A pipe is only
+fit for the idle-minded.</p>
+
+<p>There&#8217;s another thing. Don&#8217;t forget that the
+ship&#8217;s master is a greater man than a colonel. You
+know colonels, don&#8217;t you? (All right, all right!)
+Well, make no mistake about it, master mariners, as
+a rule, are different. It is long odds that your new
+master will know his job. If you are nice to him,
+he may even confess to a taste for your poetry;
+ships&#8217; masters are like pie, I have found, to little
+lost children like ourselves who know nothing about
+ships, but they are perfectly frightful towards those
+who know all about ships, and know it all wrong.</p>
+
+<p>A happy Christmas and a lucky New Year.</p>
+
+<p style='text-align:right; margin: .5em 8em 0 auto;'>Yours ever,</p>
+<p style='text-align:right; margin: 0 2em 0 auto;'>H. M. TOMLINSON.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_11'></a>11</span><a id='link_1'></a>I</h2>
+
+<p>On the eleventh of January my uncertainty was
+ended by the apparition (and in the village of Staizley
+it is no less) of a girl with a telegram. Her walk
+of three miles or thereabouts, from our nearest
+telegraph office, brought her to my gate at three in
+the afternoon; and with her customary awed speechlessness
+she gave me her message. It was from
+&#8220;Kingfisher,&#8221; the decoded entity of which was
+the great shipping owner to whom I owed my arrangements;
+and in response I hastily attempted to
+leave a semblance of order behind me and to seem
+unexcited. My luggage, no cumbrous affair, had
+already been packed. By six, the trap of an ingenious
+neighbour, who lives by all sorts of traps, was heard
+at the gate, and Mary and myself got in. Determined
+protest, not at my departure, but at the apparent
+departure of her mother, was now raised by the
+youngest among us. My comforting promises were
+ignored, and the infant&#8217;s cries redoubled. Nevertheless,
+off we went.</p>
+
+<p>The evening had been pouring out, with the
+vigour of an elemental Whistler, sleet and hail,
+and now though the wind was down our drive
+lay through fields half whitened with the storm;
+and the air was livid with the clouded moon and
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_12'></a>12</span>
+as cold as the ebbing light. With its multitude
+of pollards, its desolate great fields, its chilling
+breaths, the countryside might have been Flanders.
+This aspect seemed incidentally to demonstrate
+the wisdom of going elsewhere for a month or
+two.</p>
+
+<p>We now came into Slowe, discussing all the time
+our past, present and future; the chief result of
+the discussion was the placing of my unanswered
+letters at Mary&#8217;s disposal. The town of Slowe was
+at peace. Its station wore the familiar air of
+having nothing to do with the coarse noise of traffic.
+Here Mary spent some moments in melancholy
+visions of my funeral at sea. She hoped these were
+wrong, and I, beginning to be affected also, hoped
+so equally.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Good-bye&#8221; to Mary! The curve of the track
+carried her out of sight, and, imagining with resolution
+that the carriage was comfortably warm, I resigned
+myself to the journey to Liverpool Street. By way
+of passing the time, I fell back upon my habit of
+considering how the Latin poets might render the
+words, upon which few Englishmen have not been
+reared:</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>&#8220;The use of this rack for heavy and bulky packages....&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>But though the sentiment which they convey is
+salutary, and though such metrical gifts as &#8220;graviora&#8221;
+and &#8220;viatores&#8221; instantly suggested themselves, the
+task once again defeated me.</p>
+
+<p>Some such deadening pastime (Tennyson advises
+it) was necessary. There are many stations between
+Slowe and Liverpool Street, and the train, the last
+of the day between those places, stopped at each
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_13'></a>13</span>
+one. Arrived in London, and shivering with cold,
+I sought out my relations; reported with a certain
+amount of pride, which evoked no corresponding
+admiration at such a late hour, my impending
+voyage, and was rewarded with a bed.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_14'></a>14</span><a id='link_2'></a>II</h2>
+
+<p>My instructions were to present myself next morning,
+without fail, at the shipping offices of Messrs. Wright,
+Style and Storey, in Cardiff. Mary&#8217;s double accordingly
+hurried me through my breakfast and led the
+way to Paddington. I urged myself to realize that
+I was going upon holiday; but, it cannot be withheld,
+the thought of this particular pleasure had a
+serious tinge. Paddington itself, to such an islander
+as I am, had some of the credit of this. To me, that
+large terminus is, as a jumping-off position, less
+human than, for example, Victoria. From Paddington,
+with its Western propaganda, it may well
+seem that humanity is travelling out into the round
+world&#8217;s imagined corners; but Victoria, with its
+lesser range in sight, leaves a quieter speculation.
+From Brighton there is no such press of mammoth
+liners? Even when the destination was the B.E.F.,
+it was comforting to me to set out from Victoria,
+whence the way led through a compact, placid,
+formerly uninternational, still un-Atlantic quarter.
+A Society for the Suppression of Astronomers has
+been mooted by the lazy-minded. I am not sure
+that geographers should not be included. Distances,
+no doubt, are as essential to romance as to Copley
+Fielding&#8217;s water-colours; but they can rouse in some
+of us troubling thoughts, which, summed up, say
+&#8220;Leave us alone!&#8221; Such thoughts had disturbed
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_15'></a>15</span>
+me when, with farewells from Bess, I retired to the
+sporting columns of my newspaper, and the train
+moved out.</p>
+
+<p>In compensation for my experience of the previous
+evening, the journey went quickly by. A sunny
+morning, blue and still, lit up the country. So fine
+was the day, and the country, with its ancient timber,
+its mole-hilled pastures, its feeding horses and cheerful
+rooks, appeared so mellow, that the wisdom of
+leaving it behind was not so conspicuous as, the
+night before, it had been. Cardiff. I knew nothing
+about it, except as &#8220;Cardiff.&#8221; I entrusted myself,
+therefore, to a taxi-driver, who claimed to know
+more, even to the whereabouts of the shipping office
+to which I was bound. After meanderings and
+advice from the police and the public, he made
+amends for his inaccuracy by setting me down at
+the foot of a gloomy staircase leading to the rooms
+of Messrs. Wright, Style and Storey.</p>
+
+<p>And now for a few moments I was in trouble.
+Thinking that the telegram which warranted my
+calling at this Cardiff office of the London Company
+would best explain my intrusion, I handed it over the
+fateful counter. The clerk took it, assumed a serious
+air, avoided looking at me, and referred to a superior.
+I was puzzled. More so, the superior. A murderer,
+concerned in the atrocity at Bournemouth, was at
+that time untraced, and I fancy that the official had
+the mystery in his mind at this point. At any rate,
+eyeing the wire with doubt for some time, he suddenly
+advanced towards me and put the question, in stern
+accents: &#8220;Who are you?&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Who are you?</p>
+
+<p>I feel sure that my explanation was unbusinesslike,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_16'></a>16</span>
+but he presently divined the truth. Word of my movement
+had not been sent him from London. He withdrew
+to the telephone or time-table; then restoring
+to me my sibylline leaf, told me to go to Barry Docks,
+where I should find the <i>Bonadventure</i>, recognizable
+by a white S painted on the funnel, lying at Tip
+Eleven or Twelve, and to go aboard and report
+myself to the captain. I went, fearing lest the captain
+likewise might know as little in advance about the
+trembling suspect before him.</p>
+
+<p>Urchins scrambled for my luggage at the Barry
+Docks Station, an hour or so later, and the two victors
+hurried it along to Tip Eleven. These coal-tips overhead
+and the shipping alongside, with knots of workmen
+passing masked in coal-dust, engaged my mind as
+we went, and before I was fully aware of it we were
+aboard a vessel which the boys recognized as the <i>Bonadventure</i>.
+I paid the carriers, who went away at
+speed, and asked a wooden-faced seaman, who seemed
+to be alone, where I could find the captain. He at
+once cut short my search by the tone in which he
+observed, &#8220;The captain! He&#8217;s having his dinner
+at the present.&#8221; I was rebuked, and stood by. (I had
+still to witness the multitudes who want to find the
+captain of a ship in port.)</p>
+
+<p>I took a look at the ship, but felt lost as I did so.
+She was large, and of vague shape. I could not determine
+where she began and where she left off. A pall of
+coal covered everything. Heaps of cinders, which a
+casual glance described as of some seniority, lay against
+the deck railing. I saw hut-like structures about me
+where I stood, amidships, as the boys had said; but I
+feared to explore. At times some one with a plate or
+a jug was seen stooping swiftly through their doorways&#8211;evidence
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_17'></a>17</span>
+indeed of the captain&#8217;s dinner-hour.
+Inaction, nevertheless, grew unpromising; and at last
+I asked an officer, as I rightly thought him, who had
+come out to keep an eye on several blasphemous and
+strongly individual beings with large spades, whether
+I might see the captain. When he heard my business,
+he quickly took me to him. I found myself speaking
+to a quiet, smiling, and enviably robust man who, to
+my relief, was not mystified by my arrival. He set me
+at my ease, told me that I should sign on as a member
+of the crew to-morrow, and allowed me to stay on the
+ship meanwhile. I was glad of this, being weary of
+quests for the time being.</p>
+
+<p>Not quite at home, as may be gathered, I went out on
+deck, and watched the tips in action; admired the
+mimic thunder&#8211;first the abrupt and rending, shattering
+crash, then the antistrophe of continued rollings&#8211;which
+each truckful of coal makes as it is tumbled into
+the shoot and thereby into the ship&#8217;s holds. Truck
+after truck was drawn up, the pin knocked away from
+the end board and the coal hurled, its dusky clouds
+fuming out, into the ship: its atmosphere did not seem
+to strain or irritate the breathing organs of those
+worthies with the spades, and the pipes, whose vague
+labouring silhouettes enlivened the gloom. Engines
+plied constantly beside the docks with long trains of
+coal. As if expressing itself, one emitted a peculiar
+twofold groan. All this, of course, ancient history, but
+I was new to it. It seemed like the beginnings of
+wisdom.</p>
+
+<p>But the world of iron and smoke could not warm my
+body as well as it did my mind, and while I was
+brooding over the increasing bite in the air of that
+January afternoon, the officer whom I was to know
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_18'></a>18</span>
+soon as the mate, a young man of clear-cut features and
+tranquil manner, told me to make use of the saloon.
+I sat there reading, when another introduction took
+place. The steward, a weighty old man remarkable
+at first sight for his brown skull-cap, came in to say he
+had fitted me up with a cabin. Following him up a
+staircase, I took over this dugout-like dwelling with no
+small satisfaction. It was to be my home, he said, for
+three or four months on this South American run. I
+unpacked, and washed away the unearned, and
+unsuspected, film of coal-dust which was to characterize
+my home for the same length of time.</p>
+
+<p>Tea came, and I was mildly puzzled again, when the
+steward&#8217;s assistant asked me to choose between a
+bloater, cold meat, and so on. I was deciding on
+something slenderer, when I realized that tea included
+supper, and applied for a kipper. The captain&#8217;s wife
+kept conversation alive. The topic, I remember, was
+the lamented custom which once permitted captains&#8217;
+wives to make &#8220;the round trip&#8221; with their husbands.</p>
+
+<p>The coal still rattled into the holds every moment
+or two, and the same process was going on all round
+us. The water was bright in the moon, and the
+reflections of the lamps fastened high over the ships
+swum like golden serpents in the ripples. In such a
+light, to such a watcher, there seemed no end to the
+serried framework and the cordage to the giant sea
+travellers of steel. The constant clanging and whistling
+and crash spoke to the work of the machines, an
+occasional shout to the guiding energies of the men.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_19'></a>19</span><a id='link_3'></a>III</h2>
+
+<p>The shipping office itself left no clear impression
+upon me, the next morning, when I attended the
+business of signing on; but the visit gave me my
+first view of the crew of the <i>Bonadventure</i>, which was
+welcome. Many of them were coloured men, as
+ever, dressed in eye-catching smartness. I reflected
+on the extent to which the market of boots of two
+colours must depend on these firemen. Among the
+others, a Cornishman of odd automatic gait, whose
+small head balanced a squarish black hat, moved about
+with an inconsequence suggestive of some clever
+comedian. He gave, however, no evidence of humorous
+abilities. The wooden-faced man, to whom I
+have referred, answered the call of &#8220;Cook.&#8221; Sitting
+on the bench in the corner, I felt a curious stare
+upon me, and looking across the room, saw its owner,
+a tough customer by the expression he wore. For
+some peculiarity of conduct, this sailor was the
+next evening removed from the <i>Bonadventure</i> by
+the police, with no passive resistance, as I vaguely
+heard. The police recovered.</p>
+
+<p>Two youths sat by me, their good nature showing
+itself in their talk. They painted my near future.
+The heat we should soon be feeling, 130 in the shade;
+the troubled Biscay, where &#8220;seven seas meet, which
+causes a great upheaval,&#8221; chequered the vista.
+The function of crossing the Line was described as
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_20'></a>20</span>
+bygone, even in its less inconvenient traditions, such
+as giving the greenhorn binoculars through which a
+(hair) &#8220;Line&#8221; was plain enough.</p>
+
+<p>My name was called, and I went to the front.
+The captain conferred with the clerk. For technical
+purposes, as I supposed, I was put down &#8220;purser.&#8221;
+The rank was given, but not the talents.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the hour of the <i>Bonadventure&#8217;s</i> sailing being
+imminent, the ship&#8217;s officers who had been away
+were returning. The chief engineer, obviously regarded
+as a wise man; the second mate, full of stories;
+the wireless operator, youthful and brilliantined,
+appeared at the cabin table. The captain&#8217;s wife
+drew up matrimonial plans for the third mate, who
+was not beyond blushing over his late tea&#8211;the not
+impossible, but improbable, She was evidently a
+recognized memory of Hamburg. The captain was
+striving to get at the facts when a doctor came in,
+summoned to see an apprentice; and he left his
+meal to hear the diagnosis. Reappearing, he said,
+&#8220;The only bit of luck we&#8217;ve had. The boy&#8217;s got
+appendicitis.&#8221; This was not euphemism; what
+might have happened had the ship left before the
+boy&#8217;s illness was known for what it was, both to
+boy and authorities, he went on to hint. This
+piece of recognition was due to the mate.</p>
+
+<p>We were not leaving that evening, though loading
+ceased. I walked into Barry, and found its cinematograph
+programme somewhat worse than is the
+average. This, and the change of the weather
+from keen to mizzling, persuaded me back to my
+cabin for the rest of the evening; and after the
+night&#8217;s rest, broken sometimes by sounds of &#8220;mighty
+workings,&#8221; I looked through my porthole to discover
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_21'></a>21</span>
+that the ship had left the tips. She was now lying,
+under a cloudy, showery sky, well out to the middle
+of the water, and the buildings round the Docks
+Station, dwarfed somewhat by the large sign of
+&#8220;WARD, BUTCHER,&#8221; were in sight. We should
+soon be away.</p>
+
+<p>The solidity of ship&#8217;s breakfast was an early fact
+among those I was gleaning. Yesterday, an ample
+steak, with potatoes&#8211;and onions&#8211;had been set
+before me, after the preparatory porridge; this
+day, two tough sausages, with potatoes&#8211;and onions&#8211;were
+provided. Yet I fell to with an appetite,
+and only hoped I should feel as able in the days to
+come.</p>
+
+<p>The inert morning seemed suited to the curious
+quiet of the ship. That quiet was, however, disturbed
+in undertone. The incessant tramp of feet
+and sometimes the banging of gear were echoing.
+The final period, in the main &#8220;all serene,&#8221; could
+not be without its thousand and one adjustments;
+though the holds, trimmed, I suppose, even to the
+steward&#8217;s satisfaction&#8211;he had been in high choler
+the night before at the attempted delivery of meat
+to a store just made inaccessible by the delivery of
+coal&#8211;now were covered with tarpaulins. I had
+time to meditate, and the cold air recommended my
+cabin as the place.</p>
+
+<p>To the Plate and back again, in a cargo ship!
+(To the Somme and back again&#8211;that had seemed less
+surprising.) The voyage, no doubt, would be more
+arduous than that in the leave-boat from Boulogne
+to Folkestone. Would my resolution be equal to
+the greater strain on the system? I suspected that
+the first few days might find me groaning within
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_22'></a>22</span>
+myself; asking why I had left my draughty study,
+which was at least stationary? what I had found
+amiss with the array of books for review&#8211;pleasant,
+unjustly despised labour? Landlord, insurance
+agent, general dealer, rags-and-bones, watch-and
+clock-repairer, bricklayer come to fix the chimney,
+carpenter to take measurements for far-off bookshelves,
+secretary of football for subscriptions, and
+many another familiar&#8211;in the middle of an attempt
+to answer the question, &#8220;What is Poetry?&#8221;&#8211;should
+I be considering them as unhonoured privileges?
+Repent, repent.</p>
+
+<p>From the mild exercise, and a book, I was aroused
+by the brown skull-cap of the steward, who in some
+pain of feature uttered round the door a solemn
+&#8220;Well, I declare!&#8221; I had disregarded his bell&#8211;Jim
+had rung it; he had rung it&#8211;for dinner.</p>
+
+<p>There were friendly visitors afterwards. I was
+wished a good voyage, and a better room&#8211;one
+more artistic, I think, was in the speaker&#8217;s mind.
+But comfort was cordially anticipated. The ship
+was not one of the older sort that roll. The captain,
+too, said that his ship did not roll. The shore
+captain grinned, but said nothing, except that, if I
+had been over to France, I should find the voyage
+just the same. It was the captain&#8217;s turn to grin.
+Next, the second mate came, book in hand, and
+entered the name of my next-of-kin.</p>
+
+<p>During the afternoon the funnel of the <i>Bonadventure</i>
+had sent forth smoke, and the hooter,
+hoots; the cold increased, and, having heard that
+we were to go out at about six, for all my apprehensions
+I felt eager for that hour. The surroundings
+were gloomy. The <i>Bonadventure</i> lay in a row
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_23'></a>23</span>
+of coal-carrying steamers, with something grim
+about their iron flatness; the <i>Phryne</i>, <i>Marie Nielsen</i>,
+<i>Sandvik</i>, many another, their cold colours reminding
+me of the huge blue-painted unexploded shell which
+once I ventured to help remove from a trench at
+Givenchy. The grey-green pool swilled sulkily about
+them: and the red bricks in the background offered
+no relief to an unprogressive eye. Sooty, hard and
+bleak, the scene itself urged my impatience to be
+gone.</p>
+
+<p>A call announced the arrival of the pilot; and,
+at ten minutes to six, in obedience to a process of
+which I gathered little, the ship began to move
+gently out of the dock. The shouts of the pilot on
+the bridge, his &#8220;Hard-a-port,&#8221; his &#8220;Hard-a-starboard,&#8221;
+were taken up from the forepart of the ship,
+where a number of substantial figures were at work
+with winch and cable. The <i>Bonadventure</i> was guided
+with nice gradation into a channel not much exceeding
+her own width; on the quay beside men were shouting
+and scampering; the wireless clerk leaning
+over against all gravity grabbed a bag of &#8220;mail&#8221;
+from one of them; and out we passed. The wind
+livened. The lights of the town slowly dwindled
+behind us. Into the channel close after the <i>Bonadventure</i>
+came the green lamp of another ship. Soon
+the <i>Bonadventure</i> was definitely, at a growing speed,
+running down the Bristol Channel, under a veiled
+sky through which the moon always seemed about
+to emerge, and among the scattered lights of other
+ships going into Barry, or waiting in readiness to go
+in.</p>
+
+<p>The thing had never occurred to me before, and
+I may be pardoned for reflecting, while I stood
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_24'></a>24</span>
+watching, in a manner somewhat grandiose. The
+energy of Man, maker of cathedrals, high-roads,
+aqueducts, railroads, was passing before me; and
+this one manifestation of it seemed perhaps the
+most surprising. The millions of times that this
+restless creature Man had weighed his anchor and in
+cockle-shell or galleon or clipper or tramp set out to
+ferry over the seas at his own sweet will! This
+matter was now put in a more prosaic light by the
+wireless clerk, who, beckoning me to a place out of
+the wind, informed me that at a charge he could,
+as soon as the <i>Bonadventure</i> was out of touch of
+land, transmit any message I had for home. With
+this youngster I tried to speak on his own province,
+in which I had made some elementary excursions in
+Flanders times: but this intrusion upon his mysteries
+appeared to affect him, and I learned only that the
+modern wireless was different.</p>
+
+<p>The doleful tolling of a bell, later on, with its
+suggestion of the Inchcape Rock, reached me in
+my bunk, where, noticing the oscillations of the ship,
+I had early withdrawn.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_25'></a>25</span><a id='link_4'></a>IV</h2>
+
+<p>My theory of repentance during the first few days
+at sea was to be fact. At the start, I seemed to
+myself to be perfectly steady. The breeze blew
+cold; I thought it even pleasant; and without
+over-exercise, I took my last views of English coasts,
+and watched ships ahead of us blackly smudging a
+vaporous sky. I attended dinner, and began to swell
+with vanity.</p>
+
+<p>By this time the ship was rolling (after all yesterday&#8217;s
+kind assurances). There was no mistake about
+it: and my vanity and observation were at once
+cut short by a surprise attack of sea-sickness. A
+dismal cowardice came on me. The wind seemed
+changing, or perhaps&#8211;I inquired but little&#8211;the course
+of the ship; the effect needed no inquiry. Time
+and again, lowering my <i>morale</i> at each arrival, the
+seas beat in a great crash upon the ship&#8217;s sides, and,
+with the attendant tilt, the scarcely less welcome
+seethe of the waters flowing down the decks would
+follow. The ship seemed to be provided with cogs,
+on which she was raised and lowered with horrible
+deliberate jolts over a half-circle: then again, the
+big wave would jump in with a punch like some
+giant Fitzsimmons. My experience was growing.
+The sunshine died off the porthole; the breeze was
+half a gale already, droning and whining louder and
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_26'></a>26</span>
+louder; and I felt that my breaking-in was to be
+thorough enough.</p>
+
+<p>Captain Hosea found time, now and then, to look
+at his passenger. We kept up eloquent discourse,
+though I was handicapped. The origin of species
+and the riddle of the universe are topics on which
+much enlivening debate may occur, and certainly
+did then; but the floor of the debating society
+should be made steady and not to lift and lean and
+recover with a monstrous jerk as a point is being
+approached. &#8220;It&#8217;s fierce,&#8221; said he, referring to
+the idea of infinite abyss. I could agree from the
+smaller one which I myself seemed to be probing.</p>
+
+<p>Sleep was not easy during these early hours of my
+holiday. I spent an awkward night or two, listening
+to rattlings of all sorts, the battering-ram shocks
+of the seas, and the thump of the engines, watching
+the sweat on the rivets of my roof roll like the bubble
+in a spirit-level, and my towel float out to an apparent
+unperpendicular side to side. In this state of things
+I easily came to know the features of my cabin,
+described on the door-key as &#8220;spare cabin port.&#8221;
+Amidships it was, between the wireless operator&#8217;s
+premises and the captain&#8217;s. The porthole faced the
+poop, and more immediately, the ship&#8217;s squat funnel.
+Beneath the porthole, a padded seat was fixed;
+and I had on one length of the room a disused radiator,
+a chest of drawers and a washstand with mirror, where,
+despite a ventilator above, light rarely seemed to
+come. On the opposite length there was a tall
+malodorous cupboard and two bunk beds, of which
+I chose the lower one from sound instinct at the
+beginning, keeping to it from force of habit afterwards.
+Such was my dwelling; but I must not
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_27'></a>27</span>
+fail to mention the electric light and fan. The place
+was painted white, but its past use as a store had
+variegated it.</p>
+
+<p>The steward likewise visited me here, and sympathized.
+The old fellow talked to me much as if
+I had known him all my life; he being known well
+enough, indeed, to the company for whom he was
+going to sea in his old age. A scarred nose distinguished
+him for a time. He complained, with a sort
+of personal visualization of the sea&#8217;s boorishness, that
+while attending to some stores he had been blown off
+a case into a barrel of flour.</p>
+
+<p>Having therefore spent the best part of my first
+two days at sea in my cabin, which offered no great
+variety in itself, I was much pleased to find myself
+able to arise, manfully, the third day. But I avoided
+breakfast. The morning looked inviting, the black
+funnel gleaming even richly in the sun, so presently
+I took the air. First, I had found some difficulty in
+shaving, even with a safety razor; but it was accomplished.</p>
+
+<p>We were still in the Bay of Biscay, and the <i>Bonadventure</i>
+had not done lurching and wallowing. To
+my naïve eye, the sea was in considerable commotion.
+Like ever-changing rocky coasts, the horizon rose and
+fell. As unsteady as that, the day left behind its
+sunny comfort and brought clouds and chillier air. I
+saw the navigators passing on their business, but I
+could not emulate their equipoise; I attached myself
+to a rail or fixture to watch them, this one coiling a
+rope, that trailing a coco-nut mat in the sea&#8211;a capital
+cleanser; to watch the gulls also, so easily keeping
+up with the plunging brows, amid all their side-shows
+of wheeling and darting flights. Inured, I presently
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_28'></a>28</span>
+joined in at dinner in the saloon; ate, and had no
+serious trouble. A framework, which was described as
+a &#8220;fiddle,&#8221; covered the table and checked the more
+mobile crockery; but it could not prevent an accident
+in the steward&#8217;s own department, which caused his
+tone of private feud with Neptune to sound clearly in
+the apostrophe, &#8220;Break &#8217;em all, then, so we shall have
+none for the fine weather.&#8221; But fine weather was
+expected now.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_29'></a>29</span><a id='link_5'></a>V</h2>
+
+<p>My prospect brightened with the weather. &#8220;Things
+are looking bad,&#8221; observed the chief engineer with
+an anxious glance at me. &#8220;Why?&#8221; I said more
+anxiously. &#8220;There&#8217;s three teaspoons missing,&#8221; he
+answered, satisfied at having played his joke. The
+morning, though the wind blew hard against us, was
+sunny and cheerful; the light blue sky flying here and
+there the streamer of a shining cloud, the moon going
+down ahead of us, the drove of gulls still pleasing
+themselves in glistening whims of flight among the
+waves. Warmer it was, but not yet warm enough
+for me: and going out on the deck I often sheltered
+behind the cabins with fingers as of old turning waxen
+for want of blood. I found the ancient sea a new
+pleasure in its aspects: I liked to see the wave-tops
+suddenly become crystalline with a clear green glow.
+Such a greenness immediately associated itself with,
+and, I even thought, comprehended, the curious
+emanation of the old mermaid stories. It is a light
+wherein the sudden arising of a supernatural might
+seem natural.</p>
+
+<p>Aboard, less remote interests revealed themselves.
+The cook, that lean aproned figure, walked slowly
+between the stores and his stronghold the galley,
+carrying perhaps a couple of large onions; and the
+smell of cooking might rise above that of the Atlantic.
+The tawny firemen emptied their buckets of cinders
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_30'></a>30</span>
+in long series through the iron chute over the side;
+or found, by request, work for an oilcan round the
+funnel. Everything said, in its manner, &#8220;No blind
+hurry, no delay.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Hosea invited me to his ampler room for daily
+conversations over the friendly glass; we talked
+much, but not about the sea. His active mind,
+after searching through the files of recent newspapers
+saved up during his stay in port, had many an opinion
+on affairs less adjacent; and he had a curious miscellany
+of reading at his service. Sir Edwin Arnold
+was one of his few poets, and for him he spoke out
+most generously. Here I was obliged to watch my
+behaviour. As a person engaged in literature, I
+could not precisely admit the ignorance of the <i>Light
+of Asia</i> which I have always enjoyed; and I wished
+I had read it. The conversation should have run
+upon the sharks, the hula hula, typhoon and the submarine
+barrage, by rights; not upon the history in
+blank verse of the founder of Buddhism. It was some
+relief to find Hosea turning to Tennyson, whose
+works he had upon his desk. Shakespeare, he said,
+he had been advised by old captains to leave alone
+until he had turned forty.</p>
+
+<p>From his book cupboard he lent me several books,
+of which I only failed to master one. This was <i>The
+Lone Star Ranger</i>, by Zane Grey; a fiction in which
+beauty was reached through blood, but not in this
+world. Far more romantic was a large official treatise
+styled <i>North Atlantic Directory</i>, reading which, I
+determined never again to leave any book about ships
+and the sea in the threepenny tub.</p>
+
+<p>Meals, the important thing in the trenches, began
+to impress me as furnishing the incidents of seafaring
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_31'></a>31</span>
+life. They seldom came too soon. Their atmosphere
+puzzled me in a minor way, until I was acclimatized to
+the habits of the saloon. Little would be said at
+them for a long time; then some one would quietly
+mention some occurrence of technical bearings in
+the first place, and so educed, a few anecdotes would
+follow. Phillips, the chief engineer, with his seasoned
+air and dry ironical ease of speech, was perhaps the
+narrator of the saloon. I remember his first tale
+that I heard: it was simple, yet picturesque. &#8220;Once
+we were running in the banana trade. We went to
+Labrador for some fish. The captain was putting
+in to Cape Sidney, and he didn&#8217;t like the look of some
+of the lights. So he went down to the bottle and
+got blotto. The second mate&#8211;a little Greek, he was&#8211;was
+on the bridge, and he found the captain was
+blotto, and he&#8217;d never been to Cape Sidney before,
+and he was worried out of his wits. So he came
+down and asked me what he should do. &#8216;I can&#8217;t
+tell you,&#8217; I said. &#8216;But if I were you, I should
+bring her round in circles outside here until daylight
+comes.&#8217; And there he stayed, steering round in circles
+all night.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The ship was reckoned, by those in higher authority,
+to do ten knots to the hour, but for a week or so her
+average was no more than eight. This circumstance
+was never far away from our table-talk. The playful
+interrogative &#8220;Ten?&#8221; would welcome Phillips
+to his place at dinner, as the second mate handed
+him the slip giving the results of the midday observations.</p>
+
+<p>As the ship&#8217;s officers and the sailors became better
+used to me, and I to them, my voyage began to assume
+its intended holiday character. The southward
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_32'></a>32</span>
+progress of the <i>Bonadventure</i>, disappoint her chief
+engineer as she might, was felt in the improving
+weather; and as sea weather was still a new world
+to me, I was never for long without some variation of
+amusement. The colours of the rainbow in the waves
+leaping up at the ship&#8217;s side and in the veils of spray
+that they flung to the whisking wind were soon reflecting
+themselves in my remembrance. On dark blue
+ridge of surly water and on snowy coronal, the broken
+arc of the rainbow was for ever flickering, just beyond
+the uncertain shadow of the ship. The lively wind,
+meanwhile, as if by a sudden stronger impulse, would
+whirl the green toppling seas over the lower deck,
+and the light cold spray as high as the bridge. Here,
+I thought, was a lyric indeed; and so, it looked,
+thought the gulls that disported about the ships,
+and the shoals that, I fancied, like those of any
+small stream, would be up to enjoy the sun.</p>
+
+<p>Swabbing was going on aboard at a great pace.
+The boatswain, a sort of combined walrus and
+carpenter, seldom allowed his swabbers and his
+hosepipe to rest. The flow of dirty water from the
+cabin roofs made the deck dangerous ground. So
+perish all accumulated dust! The <i>Bonadventure</i>
+began to look clean, even resplendent.</p>
+
+<p>When Hosea joined the merchant service, he tells
+me, old hands would often make a disparaging comment
+upon the decline of sailing days. &#8220;I&#8217;m giving
+up going to sea. I&#8217;m going in steamers.&#8221; True, in
+the very names of the old sails, up to their skyscrapers
+and their moonrakers, there lingers yet the elemental
+dignity of the earlier sort of argosy. Even the same
+metaphorical fountain of description seems to have
+ceased to flow with the falling asleep of the famous
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_33'></a>33</span>
+clippers: and I doubt whether the author of <i>London
+River</i>, that rich reverie, kindred with an essay which
+has weathered a hundred years&#8217; storms&#8211;Charles
+Lamb&#8217;s <i>South-Sea House</i>&#8211;would write of the sea
+to-day in his translucent classical revivings:</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>&#8220;The model of this Russian ship was as memorable as a Greek statue.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>And yet, once or twice already, I was indistinctly
+aware of an antique look about the ship forward,
+with her dark beak and all her shrouds and spars
+and winches; as I watched her at twilight ploughing
+a grey sea and still driving afield towards a horizon
+of sad vapours, braided with the sunset&#8217;s waning red,
+and, from time to time until darkness settled, creviced
+with a primrose gleam, calm, clear and sweet amid its
+shadows.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_34'></a>34</span><a id='link_6'></a>VI</h2>
+
+<p>A swell running in its long undulations accompanied
+us until we had passed Madeira, beyond its horizons.
+Mugs of tea slid suddenly and swiftly across the saloon
+table; complaints were made at every meal, and
+the mate hinted, with dreadful implications for my
+benefit, that a special memorandum would be presented
+to Father Neptune, expected on board shortly.
+Other hints of the passenger&#8217;s future trials were made.
+We were bound for the Plate, but we might be sent
+thence to Australia. That addition, as a possibility,
+to my holiday perturbed me somewhat; I envisaged
+the bailiffs in at home before I got back.</p>
+
+<p>The second mate, Bicker, and the third mate,
+Mead, invited me to see their observations and their
+watches. Bicker, a fine audacious spirit, dark-haired,
+dark-eyed, four-or-five-and-twenty years old,
+had my company in the afternoon, the days being
+warm and inviting. The typical scene below the
+bridge was of Mead in his singlet rigging up a line,
+whereon towels, socks and other properties were
+soon in the sun; while mattresses aired over the
+cargo-hatch tarpaulin. Other toil at this hour,
+save that of the engines and the man at the wheel,
+was not noticeable. The boatswain and his wrinkled
+party, who actually did leave a sea-salt impression
+in their stocking-turbans and greasy rags and roomy
+sea-boots, had left the midships white, and had
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_35'></a>35</span>
+changed their ground for hose and scrubber to the
+neighbourhood of the engines and the galley; but
+the afternoons heard them not. An occasional
+whistle from the bridge would summon hurrying feet
+up the ladder; the striking of the bell made Time&#8217;s
+pace perceived. Bicker would sometimes interrupt
+his large stories to show me, or to try to show me,
+remote or tiny curiosities floating past the ship.
+Perhaps a shoal of young porpoises bobbing along
+portended a slight squall, its approach yielding those
+ever remarkable lights that mark broken rain, lily-of-the-valley
+green, and on the waters a silver glitter,
+while a shadow drooped over all. The third mate&#8217;s
+drying-ground was speedily cleared at these times.</p>
+
+<p>Mead&#8217;s watch occupied the four hours before noon,
+and the four before midnight. At noon he would
+join with Bicker in &#8220;Shooting old Sol,&#8221; a process
+which, with its turning-up of pages packed with
+figures, reminded me of old trouble in a famous
+mathematical school of severe traditions, where hung
+on the walls a symbolic picture&#8211;a youth swimming
+for dear life from a gigantic shark. In the evening
+I would find Mead on the bridge, uttering to himself
+as likely as not his talismanic motto: <i>Quo Fata
+Vocant</i>. He was a rover; from China he had gone
+to Australia to join the Army in 1914; thence had
+seen Gallipoli, Egypt, and, I believe, Palestine; went
+into the Navy with a commission after that; and
+now had returned to the life in which he had been
+apprenticed a dozen years before. As these evening
+colloquies with Mead became a rule with me, and as
+it was Mead whom I came to know better than anyone
+else, other matters relating to him will be found in
+their places.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_36'></a>36</span>There was no lack of good spirits aboard. Reminiscences
+of a humorous tinge came up in almost every
+conversation; and conversation was an earnest and
+frequent affair. Indeed, there was observable a
+certain rivalry (as with those who supply the fashionable
+memoirs of the past twenty or thirty years),
+who should remember the most: and each speaker
+showed a vigorous faith in his own tale, which he
+scarcely extended to his predecessor&#8217;s. The mate,
+the clear-headed Meacock, with his blunt serenity&#8211;embodying
+qualities in which I could not help seeing
+the English seaman of the centuries&#8211;was eloquent
+one evening about examiners. Examinations lie
+thick in the navigator&#8217;s early way. He recalled one
+well-known figure of these inquisitions, who, at a
+time when no dinner interval was allowed to the candidates,
+used to bring out frying-pan, steak and the
+rest, and tantalize every one by cooking himself his
+dinner. (I wondered if this suggestion might be
+passed on to the Universities.) Another original,
+Meacock went on, warming himself with the recollection,
+had a preference for ordinary, that is seafaring,
+words.</p>
+
+<p><i>Examiner.</i> If I carry this barometer up a
+mountain, what happens?</p>
+
+<p><i>Candidate.</i> The mercury in the barometer subsides.</p>
+
+<p><i>Examiner (purple with disgust).</i> You silly idiot, if
+you were sitting on a table and I knocked you off,
+would <i>you</i> subside?</p>
+
+<p>Bicker was about to put in a reminiscence of his at
+this point, but Meacock was already giving another
+instance of this examiner&#8217;s zeal for pure English.</p>
+
+<p><i>Examiner (producing a piece of wood).</i> What
+colour&#8217;s this?</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_37'></a>37</span><i>Candidate.</i> Chocolate.</p>
+
+<p><i>Examiner (purple once more).</i> Chocolate! Chocolate
+be dam&#8217;d. Chocolate&#8217;s something to eat&#8211;What
+<span class='sc'>COLOUR</span> is it?</p>
+
+<p>The chief engineer, seeing me somewhat handicapped
+by temperament from wandering about as
+inquisitively as I ought to have done, came up one
+afternoon to take me into &#8220;<i>his</i> little slice of the ship.&#8221;
+I am sorry to think how vague my imagination and
+how inactive my gratitude had been up to that first
+descent down the iron stairways and crossings to the
+engine-room. The stifling air and the throbbing
+roar, of course, kept my notions vague, but the degree
+of vagueness was not so disgraceful as it had been.
+He pointed out all things to one comprehending
+scarcely anything, except a chalk legend on the wall
+which ran:</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>Aston Villa</p>
+<p>Celtic</p>
+<p>Manchester U,</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>and so on, which I noticed for myself. The ruling
+passion&#8211;(passion at the referee&#8217;s ruling, says the
+cynic).</p>
+
+<p>I was aware, meanwhile, of vast steel rods and arms
+in violent motion, named severally by the chief in a
+mighty voice, which nevertheless was too much of a
+whisper for me. The gangways round them, it was
+easier to learn, were narrow and greasy. The cool
+skill with which an engineer was anointing these
+whirling forms, his hand dapping mothlike with the
+tapering can above them, was enough to amaze me.
+Under a strange construction like a kiln, by way of
+a low red door, we went into the vault where the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_38'></a>38</span>
+dusky, glowing and actually grinning firemen were
+tending the furnaces. (It happens all day, every
+day in thousands of ships!) Above, we had
+looked in at a dark hole&#8211;I rightly thought, over
+the boilers&#8211;and breathed for a moment a most
+parching element, so that the heat of the stokehold
+did not frighten me. The chief introduced me to
+the third engineer, Williams&#8211;we roared out cordially;
+and then he inducted me to the mysteries aft, where,
+along the shaft which revolves the propeller, a specially
+greasy passage runs. Here, as throughout this
+cavernous region&#8211;I remembered Hedge Street
+Tunnels, which to the initiated will be a sufficient
+allusion&#8211;might not E. A. Poe, to-day, have set a
+story to rival the <i>Cask of Amontillado</i>? I suggested
+it to the chief, but he saw no adventurous, unusual
+quality in his tunnel. Right aft appeared a long
+vertical ladder, ascending to a manhole&#8211;a safety
+appliance, he explained it, of the war, but to me it
+resembled a danger appliance.</p>
+
+<p>Having gone as far as we could, we turned back to
+the engine-room. I was now accustomed enough to
+notice that the sultry air of the place was occasionally
+tempered by a draught of the cooler kind. But I found
+it hard to realize how man could tolerate surroundings
+so trying as these in order to earn a wage which in
+a comfortable employment would be nothing out of
+the way. I pictured myself as an engineer on a
+steamer. I feared that, in time, the approach of
+each watch of four hours down among the machinery,
+fume, sweat and thunder would become a formidable
+problem. &#8220;Use&#8221; no doubt explained the nonchalance
+of pallid Williams as he groped with his slush-lamp
+to his work. But I thought of the war, when,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_39'></a>39</span>
+after a while, useful &#8220;use&#8221; began to desert the
+soldier and to leave him on tenterhooks worse than
+the apprehensions of the unused.</p>
+
+<p>We were climbing upstairs again&#8211;up from the
+underworld of battle headquarters?</p>
+
+<p>I had appreciated the handful of cotton waste which
+the chief had given me at the first: and now went
+off to read poems. The man to whom this &#8220;divelish
+yron yngine&#8221;&#8211;if I do not misquote Spenser&#8211;is given
+for control (and is controlled), returned to his outstanding
+labour&#8211;that of filing part of a curious
+patent electric torch which the captain had asked him
+to restore to life.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_40'></a>40</span><a id='link_7'></a>VII</h2>
+
+<p>The <i>Bonadventure</i> entered the tropics, calm, hot,
+blue expanse. I do not know why, but our passing
+into that zone was for me contemporary with an
+access of wild and vivid dreams. These were odd
+enough to cause me to record what remained of
+them in the morning, and as they still seem prominent
+in my recollections of my sea-going, I make a note of
+some of them. Now, it was no other than the great
+Lord Byron, pursuing me with a knife, applauded
+by two ladies. The basis of actuality, at least, was
+there. Now I was taking my way along weedy rivers,
+which at first were the innocent shallow streams I
+once met and knew in Kent. But as the dream
+progressed a Byronic change came over it; and these
+streams grew more and more foul with weeds and
+grotesque in stagnation, until I realized as if with an
+awakening that they were full of tremendous fish,
+pike perhaps, often perch, and hybrids of many
+colours and streakings. These fish lay watching,
+stretched from one bank to the other; their number,
+my loneliness, their immensity, my fixity conspired
+to frighten me unspeakably.</p>
+
+<p>At other times the river was in flood, and I, as before,
+compelled by the secret of the matter to walk along
+its towpath, in danger of its torrents; the path itself
+became unknown, or lay between two huge channels
+choking with muddy torrents. Ever expecting the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_41'></a>41</span>
+worst, I was suddenly at an ancient mill, watching</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>Slow Lethe without coil,</p>
+<p>Softly, like a stream of oil</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>gliding under the footbridge. This was sickly
+phantasm, the very waters breathing decay. The
+scene swiftly changed. Paddington! and you, dear
+old friend C., racing with me across the metals to
+catch a train, and&#8213; Then C. is in his grave again,
+and I am in a trap outside my old home; a stranger
+stands in the road, cuts his throat; I look on, smile,
+and shudder, for he races after the trap with his
+knife; but I outstare his Malayan eyes, and he
+gives up the chase. By way of respite, I now walked
+at leisure into a bookshop, and my hand fell upon
+rarities indeed. <i>The Church</i>, by Leigh Hunt&#8211;I had
+never seen that before! &#8220;We don&#8217;t have much time
+for dinner,&#8221; said the bookseller, and I took the hint
+and went out.</p>
+
+<p>And there were other familiar scenes in this phase
+of nightly alienation. On occasion, though I awoke
+several times from a haunting, I fell asleep again to
+return to it. Half-nonsense as these dreams were,
+there was a persistent force about them. Here was
+the battalion, expecting to be attacked. Its nerves,
+and mine, were restive. The attack broke out farther
+up the line, and we got off with a reaction almost
+as unwelcome as a battle. Or I was in a town behind
+the line, into which a number of very small round
+gas-shells were falling; then, in the cattle-truck
+for the front; presently, in the wild scenery of great
+hills and deep curving ravines which I seemed to
+know so well. (The entrenched ridges in the unnatural
+light of the flares looked monstrous once.) I was
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_42'></a>42</span>
+company commander; we were to be relieved; and,
+God, what had I done? Begun to bring my men
+out before the other crowd had come up! The mound
+would be lost, I should be &#8220;for it.&#8221; The company
+must be halted in the open; and so we waited for
+the relief. It never came.</p>
+
+<p>Still the dreams came: the war continued. S. S.
+was with me, walking up a big cobbled road, muddy
+as ever, towards the front. On every side lay
+exhausted men, not caring whether they were in the
+mud or not. I was not quite sure, but was not this
+Poperinghe Station? At that station was&#8211;I hope
+is&#8211;an hotel, bearing the legend, &#8220;Bifsteck à Toute
+Heure&#8221;; was this gaudy-looking place, perhaps,
+the same? At all events, S. S. said, &#8220;Let&#8217;s go and
+have a port.&#8221; We did, and the drink appears to have
+gone to my head, for I now found myself alone,
+walking across a large common or pasture. Here
+Mary and another woman went by, but I could not
+at the moment recognize them. There, beyond the
+common with its dry tussocks, stood a town, flanked
+by mountains, which I knew to be&#8211;Barry. A
+cathedral or abbey of white stone rose in gigantic
+strength into the sunlight. This place, I soliloquized,
+so near the line, and yet not shelled! But I was not
+to escape. I proceeded. The screen alongside was
+blown down. Better slink along these hedges at the
+double! It was the support line. Some large
+splinter-proof dugouts came into sight, and some
+officers, who told me about an attack. We were
+going over. I recognized my destined end.</p>
+
+<p>However, I woke up alive, having again suffered
+more from fear and the atmosphere of it&#8211;in projection&#8211;in
+a few seconds, than I was ever conscious
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_43'></a>43</span>
+of suffering in a day of the actual war. With weary
+and aching head, whether these fantasies were to
+blame or not, I looked out to ask the wireless expert
+if there had been a storm in the night. He grinned,
+and going farther I saw outside a sea of pale glow
+not a great deal more disturbed than a looking-glass.</p>
+
+<p>The ashen whiteness soon gave place to a deep
+blue, and our entry into the tropics became plainer
+and plainer, the sea fluttering with the sun&#8217;s blaze.
+This was unfamiliar also, to be roasting on the water
+in January. The pith-helmet season began. The
+third mate could not claim a pith helmet, but he
+displayed what none of the others could, as he sat
+washing on the step of the alleyway&#8211;a marvellous
+red and blue serpent tattooed on his arm, by the
+very Chinaman, he said, who had tattooed King
+George. It was, I still think, a superfine serpent.</p>
+
+<p>Washing, or &#8220;dobing,&#8221; was not Mead&#8217;s sole recreation.
+Literature, and even poetry, with limitations,
+had its power over him. Suspecting me of critical
+curiosity about his favourite poets, he directly
+approached the matter. Rudyard Kipling and &#8220;A
+Sentimental Bloke&#8221; were satisfactory, but he couldn&#8217;t
+bear the others who gave their views on love.
+Lawrence Hope had done one or two good things&#8211;but
+the rest, as Keats, Ella Wheeler Wilcox, and
+so forth, might as well be cut out. His approval of
+Kipling was confirmed by Meacock&#8217;s saying in the
+saloon, where books and authors were a favourite
+pabulum, &#8220;H&#8217;m&#8211;the third mate seems to be getting
+very interested in Kipling. He brought me a paper
+with all he could remember of <i>IF</i> written out on it,
+and asked me if I could supply any of the rest.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>This literary halo aroused Bicker, who was already
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_44'></a>44</span>
+known to me as the ship&#8217;s poet, and had unfortunately
+left his MSS. at home. He now urged his claims.
+&#8220;The gardener called me Poet when I was about seven
+or eight, and I often get called that now.&#8221; The
+chief, chuckling, brought off his little joke. &#8220;I
+suppose that&#8217;s what drove you to sea.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>In connection, no doubt, with poetry, that strange
+device, the mate looked back to a ship in which he
+once served, and which was chartered to carry the
+largest whale ever caught in Japanese waters to
+New York for the New York Museum. By whale,
+he said he meant the skeleton, of course; but it
+had been sketchily cleaned, &#8220;and when we got her
+to New York,&#8221; he said with a comical frown, &#8220;nobody
+could get near the hatches&#8221;: and, finding the sequence
+easy, he added that there was often some peculiar
+cargo on that New York-Hong Kong run&#8211;take
+for instance those rows of dead Chinamen in the
+&#8217;tween-deck homeward bound.</p>
+
+<p>The face of the sky often held me delighted. There
+is nothing, I think, of dullness about this world&#8217;s
+weather; and its hues and tones may still be a sufficient
+testing theme for the greatest artists with pen or
+pencil. To express the sunset uprising of clouds,
+many of them in semblance of towering ships under
+full sail, many more like creatures mistily seen in
+endless pastures, was an attempt in which my own
+vocabulary scarcely lasted a moment. One evening,
+the nonpareil of its race, especially &#8220;burned the
+mind.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>At first the blue temple was hung with plumes of
+cloud, golden feathers. When these at last were
+grey, a rosy flush swiftly came along them, like a
+thought, and passed. It seemed as though the night
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_45'></a>45</span>
+had come, when the loitering tinges of the rose in
+a few seconds grew unutterably red, and the spectacle
+was that of an aerial lattice or trellis among the
+clouds, overgrown with the heavenly original of all
+roses. &#8220;In Xanadu&#8213;&#8221; From brightness the
+amassed cloud-bloom still increased to brightness:
+then suddenly the flames turned to ember. Even now
+again a ghost of themselves glowed, until all was gone,
+and Sirius entered upon his tenancy of another glory,
+and Orion and Canopus, casting a hoar-frost glimmer
+ahead of the riding ship.</p>
+
+<p>Hosea agreed this was a remarkable sunset; then
+took me off to the friendly tot and talk in his room.
+He loved to discuss all sorts of theory in art and
+religion, of which he might have been, with a slight
+change of circumstance in his boyhood, a student
+and enthusiast: meanwhile, the sailor in him would
+be rummaging through the makings of a curiosity
+shop which crowded his official desk, besides the manifests
+and ship&#8217;s articles&#8211;his watches, knives, coins
+and notes of twenty countries, photographs of
+friends all over the world.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_46'></a>46</span><a id='link_8'></a>VIII</h2>
+
+<p>The flying-fishes could have dispensed with the
+<i>Bonadventure</i>. During the night, sixteen or so had
+come aboard, to be seized by the apprentices for
+breakfast; I saw with surprise how one had been
+driven and wedged between the steam-pipes. In
+looks, when they were out of their element, despite
+their large mild eyes, their long &#8220;wings&#8221; closed
+into a sort of spur, being light spines webbed with a
+filmy skin, despite too the purple-blue glowing from
+the dark back, they did not seem remarkable. But
+under the hot and shining morning, where the <i>Bonadventure&#8217;s</i>
+sheering bows alarmed the shoals into
+flight, they were seen more justly. In ones and twos
+and crescents and troops they skimmed away, sometimes
+with their dark backs and white undersides
+appearing as fishes, sometimes in the sun nothing
+more than volleys of light-curved silvery darts.
+They turned in the air at sharp angles without
+apparently losing their speed, which was such that
+often one heard the water hiss as they entered it
+again.</p>
+
+<p>The morning that they first came in numbers, it
+happened that the salt fish for breakfast was relieved
+by reminiscences.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;You reminded me of Captain Shank just now,
+chief.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Indeed&#8211;why?&#8221;</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_47'></a>47</span>&#8220;When you ran your hand along the table for
+the treacle.... He used to think the treacle was
+put aboard for him. He told the second mate off
+for eating too much of it&#8211;said it wasn&#8217;t really for
+his use. After that we all began to eat the stuff like
+blazes.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;You must have had some funny captains in this
+line.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;He was. He&#8217;d come up sometimes on the bridge
+and sit down in the wheel and start making noises
+to himself. He&#8217;d sit there with his old chin drooping
+and say, &#8217;... I knew it.... Haw, haw....
+The silly old b&#8213;.... Bless my soul....&#8217; for
+twenty minutes. I&#8217;d go away from the wheel for
+fear of laughing out&#8211;and then he&#8217;d go somewhere
+else and do it.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Davy Jones got him at the finish, didn&#8217;t he?&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;&#8211;And a dam&#8217;d fine ship too.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;It was her maiden trip.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;What happened to her?&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Ran ashore.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Both the boats capsized.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;She had the most valuable cargo I ever heard of.&#8221;
+A pause.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Old Shank used to ask for it, though. Once in
+the Gulf of Mexico he was down below, and the ship
+was on the course he&#8217;d given. (He never used to
+take any notice of deviation.) The second mate
+heard breakers, you could hear them quite plain,
+and not very far off; so he turns the ship a little, and
+goes down to tell Shank. Old Shank jumped up
+and stormed and stamped, and rushed up on the
+bridge roaring, &#8217;<i>Am I to be taught after forty-eight
+years at sea by a set of b&#8213; schoolboys?</i>&#8217; and had
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_48'></a>48</span>
+her put back to the old course again. And then he
+walked off. You could hear him snapping his teeth.
+Presently he stopped. You could see the breakers
+now, the phosphorescence of them. &#8217;<i>What&#8217;s that?</i>&#8217;
+he whipped out, &#8217;<i>What&#8217;s that?</i> My God.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;He was one of the white-haired boys in the
+office, what&#8217;s more.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;His officers saved him.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Well, one night he gave me a course, and the
+last thing he said to me on the bridge was, &#8216;It&#8217;s up to
+you to keep her there.&#8217; I soon found we were going
+to fall on land, and I changed the course. And as
+it was, we passed three-quarters of a mile inside the
+lightship. I went down to his room and told him.
+&#8216;Why, you damn&#8217;d fool,&#8217; he started off; he nearly went
+mad. &#8216;But I&#8217;ve hauled her out,&#8217; I said, &#8216;I hauled her
+out.&#8217; And then he yelled, &#8216;Changed her course
+without orders, did you?&#8217; and so on.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Well, the office made a pet of him. Some people
+get away with it.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;After my trip with him, the whole crew refused
+to sail with him again. And the mate went up to
+Shields to join a new ship. And when he got there,
+he found Shank had joined her as skipper!&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>We came into the Doldrums, and I felt none too
+well. &#8220;Cold, worse; heat, worse,&#8221; became my
+diary&#8217;s keynote. The steward also complained of a
+persistent cold. Six bottles&#8211;six&#8211;of his own medicine
+since we left Barry had not cured him. This
+notable Cardiff Irishman was always pleased to
+answer questions about this cold of his, and they
+became suspiciously frequent. Then his solemn face
+would grow still more solemn, his voice of office
+would take on a pleasing melancholy, and he would
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_49'></a>49</span>
+shake his grey head with dolorous realizations.
+Nevertheless, his stores being just below my cabin,
+I grew accustomed to his morning rejuvenate roarings
+from the threshold at the avarice of the modern
+sailor. It seemed that at such times he was momentarily
+free of his illness.</p>
+
+<p>He, nevertheless, at present, added his good word to
+the general approval of the cook. The bread was
+universally admired, the pea-soup also. This popularity
+did not cause any alteration in the melancholy
+orientalism of its deserver. He looked forth from
+his galley with the same wooden countenance. He
+was the thinnest man I think I ever saw.</p>
+
+<p>His macaroni, however, appeared to fall under a
+general taboo. It was &#8220;eschewed.&#8221; Bicker, the
+most assiduous tale-teller, seized it as the chance for
+describing an old shipmate&#8217;s misfortune. It was in
+Italy: &#8220;He was keen on seeing all the sights, so we
+asked him if he&#8217;d seen the macaroni plantation. He
+said he&#8217;d like to. We told him to take the tram out
+of the town and walk on another mile or so, when
+he&#8217;d see the trees with macaroni growing on them
+like lace&#8211;natural lace. And he went. But the best
+of it was that he&#8217;d sent a card home the day before
+to say, &#8216;To-morrow I am going to see the macaroni
+plantation.&#8217;&#8221; This, which if true was stranger than
+fiction, elicited recollections of fool&#8217;s-errands in the
+shipyards (&#8220;Run and get a capful of nailholes,&#8221;
+&#8220;Ask the storekeeper for a brass hook and a long
+stay&#8221;), which kept us at table until the steward
+groaned aloud.</p>
+
+<p>I led a lazy life. There was not much reason for
+being active. My afternoon walk might reach as
+far as the fo&#8217;c&#8217;sle, in which lay a kindly miscellany
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_50'></a>50</span>
+of wire, hemp and manila ropes in coils, and an aroma
+of paint and tar was never absent. The heat, however,
+seemed intenser in this house than in the open.
+Clouds and a little rain soon vanished, and the sea
+was one long flame towards the sun. White uniforms
+were in vogue. For me, the half-closed eye, with a
+flying-fish or two sometimes glittering to awake its
+notice, in any corner out of the sun, was an occupation.
+The unfortunate boatswain and his men were
+chipping paint, clanging and banging in the heat; or
+I would see him perching on the bulwarks directing
+some aerial operation, and a sailor seated in the
+&#8220;bosun&#8217;s chair&#8221; being hauled up the mast. They
+rested from Saturday noon until Monday morning.
+Now, more than ever, the lot of the engineers and
+firemen seemed unacceptable. The blaze, the fierce
+blue sea, and a flagging breeze became a routine now.
+The rains of the Doldrums were not much in evidence;
+a short shower, flying over the clay-coloured water,
+might come towards evening.</p>
+
+<p>Incidents were few. The sight of the flying-fishes
+still starting up and skimming, veering and spurting
+into a safe distance from the intruder, was no longer
+one for my absorbed watch. I woke up, heavy-headed,
+one morning to find that Meacock had suspended
+one of these poor creatures from my roof;
+there he hung swaying in the little breeze that there
+was, in parched and doleful manner, and ever and
+anon turning upon me, who felt much in his condition,
+his mild and magnificent eye. I threw him out with
+sympathy. At night the boobies shrieked round the
+lights on the masts, and appeared at morning flying
+over the water. Once the sleep of the just was
+broken by profane language and scuffling in the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_51'></a>51</span>
+passage outside&#8211;a rat hunt. Boat drill took its
+turn one afternoon, the siren summoning all hands
+available to their posts. I was questioned about
+Colonel Lawrence, at intervals, having seen him in
+the flesh; and the publisher of his <i>Life</i> was expected
+to be named by me. I said that I believed he himself
+would write his Memoirs. But this was not the
+thing. A book about him by some one who knew
+how to paint the lily and improve on possibility was
+what was sought. I think I could design a satisfactory
+coloured cover.</p>
+
+<p>The morning bucket was a transient happiness.
+To disturb the &#8220;gradual dusky veil&#8221; now unescapable,
+since the bunkers were now chiefly filled
+with coal-dust, was not too simple in a limited space,
+with limited hot water. My porthole, looking over
+those fuming bunkers, had to be shut at all hours.
+According to everybody, the <i>Bonadventure</i> was &#8220;a
+dirty ship&#8221;; although it seemed unlikely that a
+carrier of coal by thousands of tons should be clean.</p>
+
+<p>She at least began to please the chief with his
+coveted &#8220;Ten knots&#8221;; and at dinner on the seventeenth
+day out, he asked whether anyone had seen
+a disturbance in the water. The old gentleman was
+expected. I was sorry that he did not come, after
+all, with his &#8220;baptism,&#8221; shave, and medicine (and
+I believe other rites), when at about four in the
+afternoon the <i>Bonadventure</i> crossed the Equator;
+but old customs can scarcely be eternal. The
+steward&#8217;s cough mixture was the only medicine I
+got that day. Neptuneless, the ship furrowed a
+sea almost silent, and evening came on tranquilly
+among woolpacks of warm-kindled colouring.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_52'></a>52</span><a id='link_9'></a>IX</h2>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>Mary, what news?&#8211;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The lands, as I suppose,</p>
+<p>Are drenched with sleet or drifted up with snows,</p>
+<p>The east wind strips the slates and starves the blood,</p>
+<p>Or thaws and rains make life a sea of mud.</p>
+<p>You close each door, draw armchairs nigh the fire,</p>
+<p>But draughts sneak in and make you draw &#8217;em nigher&#8211;</p>
+<p>No matter: still they come: play parlour gales</p>
+<p>And whisk about their hyperboreal tails;</p>
+<p>Bed&#8217;s the one hope, and scarcely tried before</p>
+<p>Next morning&#8217;s postman thunders at the door.</p>
+<p>&#160;</p>
+<p>Meanwhile&#8211;if I may gently hint&#8211;I wear</p>
+<p>But scanty clothes, though all the sun will bear;</p>
+<p>A red-hot sun smiles on a hot blue sea</p>
+<p>And leaves my bunk to laziness and me:</p>
+<p>I read, until a lethargy ensues,</p>
+<p>Tales of detectives frowning over clues</p>
+<p>And last month&#8217;s papers; then the strain&#8217;s too strong,</p>
+<p>Man wants but little, nor that little long,</p>
+<p>The deck-chair in the shadow now appeals,</p>
+<p>Until the next hash-hammer rings to meals.</p>
+<p>&#160;</p>
+<p>But not alone in climate may I claim</p>
+<p>Advantage; while you feel the slings of fame,</p>
+<p>Beset at all hours by the shapes of those</p>
+<p>Who volunteer your wants to diagnose,</p>
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_53'></a>53</span>Who come with merchandise and go with cheques;</p>
+<p>No licensed interrupter haunts these decks,</p>
+<p>No vans of wares along these highways clatter.</p>
+<p>None urges to insure, buy broom or platter.</p>
+<p>There is no sheaf of letters every day,</p>
+<p>Regretting, and so forth: no minstrel&#8217;s lay:</p>
+<p>Proofs, none: reminders, none&#8211;while daily you,</p>
+<p>Poor creature, tear your hair and struggle through,</p>
+<p>And darken paper till you light the lamps,</p>
+<p>And the last shilling disappears in stamps.</p>
+<p>&#160;</p>
+<p>Nor weightier cares you lack, it is decreed;</p>
+<p>The clock won&#8217;t go, the chickens will not feed,</p>
+<p>The pump, always a huffy ancient, swears,</p>
+<p>&#8220;Water? if you wants water, try elsewheres&#8221;:</p>
+<p>The infant wonder, she who must inquire,</p>
+<p>Investigates herself into the fire,</p>
+<p>The playful snowball whizzes through the pane,</p>
+<p>In brief, you try to kick the cat: in vain.</p>
+<p>Here no such troubles blot the almanac</p>
+<p>For me; no day is marked with red or black:</p>
+<p>Events&#8211;eventicles&#8211;are few, as these,</p>
+<p>The sighted school of bobbing porpoises,</p>
+<p>The flying-fish when first I saw them leap</p>
+<p>And flash like swallows over the blue deep;</p>
+<p>The rose-red sunset, or the Sunday duff,</p>
+<p>Or&#8211;but enumeration cries &#8220;Enough.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#160;</p>
+<p>There is no Mary in the Atlantic, true,</p>
+<p>Nor cellared bookshop to be foraged through.</p>
+<p>But as I said, at least I&#8217;ve found the sun</p>
+<p>And idle times&#8211;even this will soon be done;</p>
+<p>A corner where no rags-and-bones apply,</p>
+<p>Nor postman comes, nor poultry droop and die.</p>
+</div>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_54'></a>54</span><a id='link_10'></a>X</h2>
+
+<p>The South-East Trade was blowing fresh next day,
+if a damp clammy rush of hot air deserves the term.
+The threatened heavy rains of the Doldrums had not
+come; the heavy heat subdued talk at table. Cloud
+and sultry steamy haze had hung about us during
+the morning; at two or thereabouts the first land
+seen by the <i>Bonadventure</i> since her first day&#8217;s stubborn
+entry into the English Channel came into view.
+My view was at first none at all; but encouraged by
+Bicker and with his glasses I could make out the
+island of Fernando Noronha, twenty miles away to
+the south-east. A tall peak and the high ground
+about it for a space gave the illusion of some great
+cathedral, a Mont St. Michel seen by Cotman faintly
+forthshadowed; then, the willing fancy rebuked, I
+discerned its low coasts of rock, inhospitable and mist-haunted.</p>
+
+<p>This singular crag breaking out of the
+mid-ocean, I knew, was a convict settlement. &#8220;Life
+sentences&#8221; were safely mewed up here. At length
+we were abeam of this melancholy place, while the
+sun seemed to make a show of its white prison camp,
+at a distance of twelve or thirteen miles. It would
+have been hard not to imagine the despair of men
+condemned to such a prison. The peak&#8217;s stern
+finger might have struck with awe the first navigators
+to approach it. To see the immutable pillar in every
+sunset and at every sunrise, surveying all the drudgery,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_55'></a>55</span>
+the emblem of perpetual soullessness, must be
+an unnerving punishment. The constant processions
+of ships, to whom Fernando Noronha is a welcome
+mark, with their smoke vanishing swiftly to north or
+south, could scarcely tantalize more?</p>
+
+<p>The rough overhanging pinnacle faded again, and
+evening fell. Leaning with the third mate over the
+bridge canvas, while the moon, now waxing, riding
+through the frontiers of a black cloud, cast a dim
+avenue over the sea, and from other dishevelled
+clouds a few quiet drops came down, was a most
+peaceful luxury. About the bows the water was lit
+up by sudden flashes gone too soon. These travelling
+lights&#8211;akin to the gem of the glow-worm seen close&#8211;were,
+according to Mead, the Portugee men-of-war
+which I had seen by day. No name could be less
+descriptive. These small creatures, at night living
+lamps of green, by day with their glassy red and blue
+like the floating petals of some sea-rose, were worthy
+of some gentler imagist. When, Mead said, you
+take them from the water, they are nothing but a
+little slime; evanescent as the rainbow on the
+spray.</p>
+
+<p>Splendour and fiery heat marked the day still. I
+had discarded jacket and socks, enjoying the soothing
+gush of air about the ankles; otherwise even reading
+was made unprofitable by the drug-like heat. The
+same sky and seascape, the same condemnations of
+&#8220;a dirty ship&#8221; recurred day by day. &#8220;The worst
+ship I ever sailed on, mister. You turn in washed
+and you wake up black.&#8221; The bath was still an
+enjoyable interlude, despite mechanical drawbacks.
+The bath proper was out of order, owing tosome
+deficiency of the water-pipes. At one end, in substitution,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_56'></a>56</span>
+you lodged your bucket in a board with a
+hole in it. At the other end a crossbar offered the
+bather a seat. Much splashing transferred the water
+from the bucket to your coal-dust surface; while,
+there being little air in the bathroom, you breathed
+sparingly. Yet how well off was the acrobat with
+his sponge, compared with the fireman who just then
+was taking bucket after bucket of ashes from the
+stokehold hoist and tipping them overboard&#8211;a job
+that was never done until the engines rested in port;
+that punctuated our progress, as did the morning
+hosepipe on the cabins and the bridge deck.</p>
+
+<p>Not much was said of the country to which we were
+going. Englishmen were definitely unpopular there,
+said some one; English sailors, on the slightest pretext,
+taken off by the police to the &#8220;calaboosh.&#8221; &#8220;You
+only want to look like an Englishman.&#8221; &#8220;Well,
+what about trying to look like a German?&#8221; The
+chief engineer rarely missed a chance to rub in his
+politics, and he jumped at this one&#8211;&#8220;Doesn&#8217;t the
+same thing apply at home?&#8221;&#8211;with eager irony.</p>
+
+<p>Ships were discussed and compared at almost
+every meal. Some, luxurious.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;But that yacht she was pretty, there&#8217;s no getting
+away from it.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;That was <i>my</i> yacht.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;They must employ quite a lot of shore labour to
+keep these yachts from looking like ships.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Well, they couldn&#8217;t very well make them look
+like standard ships, if they wanted to.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Oh, I don&#8217; know&#8211;get the second mate and the
+chief to co-operate&#8211;saw off the funnel halfway, and
+throw a few ashes about the decks.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Some, ideal.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_57'></a>57</span>&#8220;She looked just like the model of a ship&#8211;and
+she was spotless.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Some, not what they ought to be.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;I looked and saw her name, <i>The Duke of York</i>.
+I thought to myself, I&#8217;ll write to him and tell him
+about the state of his namesake. She looked like a
+wreck.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Some, again, like the <i>Bonadventure</i>, standard ships,
+the hasty replacements of submarine wastage. The
+criticism here, of course, had the severity of domestic
+familiarity.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;They have these ships made in one piece at the
+shipyard. When they want one, they just cut off a
+length, and join the ends.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Well, I say the man who designed this ship ought
+to have designed another and pegged out.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Mister, she&#8217;s a dirty ship.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>I detected&#8211;it was not difficult&#8211;a vague prejudice
+against wireless. The wireless operator was foolish
+enough to have at his fingers&#8217; ends all the tabular
+details of shipping companies and their vessels, and
+to display this dry knowledge in the middle of his
+seniors&#8217; recollections. His seafaring experience, it
+may be mentioned, was altogether recent, and among
+the elders he would have done better <i>not</i> to know.
+It was of course impersonally aired, this prejudice
+against wireless. First, there was the view that as
+ships had hitherto, beginning with the Ark, gone to
+sea without the invention, they could continue to do
+so. Then, the fact that wireless might save life
+admitted, the system current was decried. It seemed
+that the merchant ships of over 1,600 tons carried
+wireless operators and sets, but that one operator
+to a ship was the allowance; now one operator
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_58'></a>58</span>
+watched eight hours out of the twenty-four, and all
+were off duty at the same time. So it was believed.
+&#8220;There&#8217;s nothing in the Bible,&#8221; the critic would
+urge, &#8220;to say a ship mustn&#8217;t be wrecked when all
+the operators are off duty.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>I had expected music&#8211;chanteys, or at least
+accordions&#8211;aboard a merchantman; but very little
+was that expectation justified. There had been a
+gramophone (and step-dancing), but it was out of
+action after one evening&#8217;s protracted use. It was
+not often, yet, that I had heard even a whistled
+scrap; occasionally the coloured firemen would sing
+in falsetto.</p>
+
+<p>An epidemic of hair-cutting broke out. Every
+time I saw the process going on, the artist was a
+fresh one; and I was inclined to think that we are a
+nation of hair-cutters. Among the practitioners, the
+cook, with his usual severe expression, plied a neat pair
+of scissors. It was a scene which reminded me of old
+trench life. I thought of a close support trench
+opposite Auchy, about the month of June, 1916,
+where a sickly programme of sniping by field guns,
+rifle grenades, &#8220;pineapples,&#8221; and incredible escapes
+from them did not prevent my being shorn by the
+steadiest of amateurs. With what outward intrepidity
+I sat there!</p>
+
+<p>At the captain&#8217;s request, the cook advanced to cut
+his hair. That done, he cut mine. Venturing to
+talk, I was soon exchanging sallies of the British
+Expeditionary Force, for he had been thereof, a
+tunneller. Of his being in a countermined shaft at
+the wrong moment at Vimy, and his luck in being
+dragged out by the sergeant-major, he gave some
+details; but the first evident attack of mirth to
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_59'></a>59</span>
+which I had ever seen him give way came as he mused
+over rations supplied by the French for a fortnight
+at St. Quentin under some temporary arrangement.
+&#8220;Wine, beans, and b&#8213; horseflesh,&#8221; he said,
+<i>staccato</i>, and with a dry laugh like the rattling of
+beans. &#8220;First we&#8217;d all get bound up and then
+we&#8217;d all get diarrh&oelig;a. Oh, it was the hell of a go.&#8221;
+&#8220;There,&#8221; he said, leaving a little tuft over my forehead,
+&#8220;you&#8217;ll still be able to have a couple of quiffs
+there.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>He was not only cook and hairdresser off duty, I
+found: he was given to sketching portraits. I went
+once or twice to talk with him in the galley, where
+the heat was enough to make the famous Lambert
+himself turn thin. And his work, he pointed out,
+was continuous, with his assistant&#8217;s services; he had
+to put up double meals to suit the watches. &#8220;But
+why do I stick it?&#8221; he said, taking a batch of bread
+from the oven and standing it on end against the
+others. &#8220;A man can stick shore jobs all right when
+there&#8217;s five mouths depending on him. There&#8217;s not
+a lot of shore jobs now.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>His drawings were done in the little corner where
+he and his mate had their bunks. They were pictures
+of ladies and seamen of his acquaintance; crude,
+with lips of a bitter redness, and cheeks faintly pink,
+staring and disproportioned, yet done with such
+pains, such strivings after &#8220;likeness,&#8221; that when he
+requested me to help him to a post as artist to <i>The
+Times</i>, I much wished that I could! I had no sooner
+made the acquaintance of the cook&#8217;s portraits than a
+poem was bashfully brought to me by its author,
+Bicker. I must say that, although his lines had
+occasionally been eked out with last resorts, there
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_60'></a>60</span>
+was a heartiness about them which I liked; and,
+going down presently to his cabin, I got him to show
+me more. He had already written several rhyming
+epistles during the trip, which with the retiring instinct
+of poets he had left to blush unseen. So we
+had aboard among a crew of forty or so a painter of
+portraits and a writer of verse.</p>
+
+<p>We had our philosopher too, Phillips, the chief
+engineer, veteran of Khartoum, master of machinery,
+physician less active but more reliable than the
+steward; but above all, the Diogenes&#8211;with a slush-lamp.
+His philosophy might be no ill store about
+this time, when in the heat the pitch melted from
+the seams of his cabin roof and mottled his bed, as
+he put it: a circumstance not yet mentioned in
+sonnets wooing tardy sleep, and which of course
+called upon that nimble sixpence of <i>Bonadventure</i>
+conversation, &#8220;She <i>is</i> a dirty ship.&#8221;</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_61'></a>61</span><a id='link_11'></a>XI</h2>
+
+<p>A note of a train of thought forced upon me hereabouts
+may find a place here, as it was set down.</p>
+
+<p>(<i>Feb. 4.</i>) It was nothing more nor less than the
+appearance at dinner to-day of a bully stew and a
+sort of ration lime juice, which drove my thoughts,
+always willing to be driven in that direction, towards
+a nervous period of 1916, my initiation into trench
+warfare. The meal was something of a facsimile;
+and soon after it, by a coincidence, I was sitting under
+the scissors of a volunteer barber much as once after
+such a dinner I sat in the alleyway by company headquarters,
+opposite the red roofs of Auchy. The
+<i>Bonadventure&#8217;s</i> bridge, I meditated as I endured the
+shears of a B.E.F. man again, looked not unlike those
+so-called &#8220;communication trenches&#8221; in the Richebourg
+district, those make-believes; and, as the
+steam-valve suddenly made me jump with its thudding
+volley of minor explosions, I experienced an echo
+of the ancient terrors in those same scantily covered
+ways when cross-firing machine-guns opened upon
+my working-party.</p>
+
+<p>The lime juice, in the present case, was of a milder
+disposition than that to which we were accustomed.
+Yet there was perceptible in it that uncivilized
+strength which proved it to come of the same honest
+origin. We were, I must confess&#8211;it is not too
+late&#8211;much lacking in our appreciation of that uncompromising,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_62'></a>62</span>
+biting liquid which circulated in the
+trenches, carried in jars which should have been, it
+was felt, carrying rum. In itself a sort of candid
+friend, that lime juice lacked advancement through
+faults not its own. I mean, there was the chlorinated
+water, which for all its virtues was hardly popular,
+and there was the sugar, which was half-and-half,
+associating, very friendly, with tea dust. Moreover,
+this same <i>sugar</i>, in its nocturnal progress at the
+bottom of a sandbag, while its carrier now stepped
+into an artificial lake and now lay down for the
+bullets of Quinque Jimmy to pass by unimpeded,
+had acquired an interspersion of hairy particles; as
+generally did our loaves of bread, which in some
+cases might easily be supposed to be wearing wigs.
+In this manner, the germ-destroyer, the intrusion of
+tea dust and the moulted coat of sandbags, combined
+to prevent the lime juice, like crabbed poet, &#8220;from
+being as generally tasted as he deserved to be.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>At Company Headquarters, too, there was often
+in those easy times a rival beverage. Here and there
+a messenger might be sent back to an estaminet and
+return to the war with comforts within a couple of
+hours.</p>
+
+<p>Yet I myself did my best to cultivate the &#8220;lime-juice
+habit,&#8221; and to me it remains an integral part
+of the interiors, gone but not forgotten, of many a
+Rotten Row in the Béthune Sectors. I see its gloomy
+and mottled surface, in the aluminium tumbler,
+besides my platter of &#8220;meat and vegetable&#8221; or (as
+to-day) of bully rehabilitated by the smoky cooks;
+and about me the shape of the lean-to dugout rises
+sufficiently high for a tall man to enter without going
+on all fours. Here, is the earth settee, running
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_63'></a>63</span>
+round three sides of the table, there, the glory hole
+in which, one at a time, we crawl to sleep, with a
+fine confused bedding of British Warms and sandbags.
+The purple typescript of <i>Comic Cuts</i>,<a id='FNanchor_1'></a><a href='#Footnote_1' class='fnanchor'><sup>[1]</sup></a> in which
+what imagination and telescope has striven to reveal
+of the &#8220;other fellow,&#8221; mind, body and soul, is set
+in military prose, flaps neglectedly from its nail. In
+their furious tints, the ladies of the late Kirchner
+beam sweetly upon him who sets put on patrol and
+him who returns; while in the convenient niches
+between the walls and the corrugated iron roof above,
+which as a protection might perhaps amount to the
+faith of the ostrich, Mills bombs and revolvers and
+ammunition nestle.</p>
+
+<p>There, given the noise of shells travelling over,
+trench mortar bombs dropping short, machine guns
+firing high&#8211;or of shells alighting abruptly on the
+parados, trench mortar bombs thundering into the
+next traverse, machine guns in spitfire temper
+stripping the top layer of sandbags&#8211;the boyish
+gay P. would with his subalterns pore over the
+maps, receive with sinking heart the ominous &#8220;secret
+and confidential&#8221; and &#8220;very secret&#8221; messages
+brought in by those fine youths the runners; fill in,
+not without murmurings, those <i>pro forma&#8217;s</i> which
+at one time seemed likely to turn fighting into clerkship, or &#8220;censor&#8221; those
+long pages of homely scrawl in copying pencil which were to keep up yet a day
+more the spirits of sweethearts, mothers and wives.</p>
+
+<p>Thus the particular memories of trenches and our
+times and seasons in them, roused by such a light
+matter as this which has aroused them now, pass
+with the greatest emotion before the mind. It is not
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_64'></a>64</span>
+fashionable to talk of the war. Is the counsel, then,
+to follow the Psalmist:</p>
+
+<div class='bquote'>
+<p>I said, I will take heed to my ways: that I offend not
+in my tongue....</p>
+
+<p>I held my tongue, and spake nothing. I kept silence,
+yea, even from good words; but it was pain and grief
+to me.</p>
+</div> <!-- block quote -->
+
+<p>One has not to follow him very long in that.</p>
+
+<div class='bquote'>
+<p>My heart was hot within me, and while I was thus
+musing the fire kindled: and at the last I spake with my
+tongue.</p>
+</div> <!-- block quote -->
+
+<p>One wonders, though, how the Psalmist himself,
+had he been one of us, would have found means to
+communicate his strange undertones of experience,
+according to their significance for himself? To whom
+would it be of interest, if he described such a particle
+as St. Vaast Keep on the Richebourg road, though
+he saw daily again in some odd way its sandbagged
+posts with the fine wood panels from the shell-like
+house beside built in?&#8211;seen once, for a lifetime.
+Or Port Arthur, that wreckage of a brewery near
+Neuve Chapelle&#8211;why should every yard of its flimsy
+fortification be coexistent with me? I could lead the
+hearer through its observation-posts, its emplacements,
+its warrens for human beings, its relics of
+other days, with practical and geographical accuracy;
+but the words would not contain my own sense of
+the place, which from the very first I never needed
+nor endeavoured to put into words. And yet it is
+intense and instant. The reflection of the crazy
+stronghold as it was, and with what it meant for me,
+comes in a second when my thoughts lie that way,
+and it is but one of a series of equal insistency. It
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_65'></a>65</span>
+is no question, this, of looking back on such a past
+as in any degree glorious, of shirking the anguish that
+overcast any adventurous gleam that these scenes
+awakened. Their memory is as sombre and as
+frightening as they were themselves in their aspect
+and their annals.</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>They come unbidden,</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>and when they will come, the mind is led by them as
+birds are said to be lured by the serpent&#8217;s eye. A
+tune, a breath of sighing air, an odour&#8211;and there
+goes the foolish ghost back to Flanders.</p>
+
+<p>Even here, I suppose, in the Atlantic&#8217;s healthy
+blue, I am at the mercy of a coincidence in lime-juice.</p>
+
+<hr style='border:none; border-bottom:1px solid black; height: 1px; width: 3em; text-align: left; margin: 10px auto 10px 0;' />
+
+<div class='footnote'><a id='Footnote_1'></a><a href='#FNanchor_1'><span class='label'>[1]</span></a>
+<p>Divisional Intelligence Report.</p>
+</div> <!-- footnote -->
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_66'></a>66</span><a id='link_12'></a>XII</h2>
+
+<p>Following a roaster of day, with a slack wind astern
+covering the deck forward with showers of cinders
+like shot, I admired the moonlight and the sweet
+night air before I turned in to sleep soundly. I woke
+thinking I heard the usual swabbing of decks beginning,
+but this was incorrect. It was quite dark,
+and I began to think with gratitude of a second
+innings of sleep; but when I looked at my watch it
+was after seven. The din of water outside, mingled
+with the rushing of a mighty wind, persuaded me to
+go to the door. In a few moments the storm was at
+its height, the sea shrouded in a thick deluge almost
+to the ship&#8217;s side, and its waves beaten down by the
+rain into pallid foam-veined inertia. An ashen grey
+light was about us, but the clouds of rain veiled the
+poop from one&#8217;s eyes amidships, and the siren
+trumpeted out its warnings; while sheet-like lightning
+flamed through the vapours, and bursts of deeper
+thunder than I had ever heard followed hard upon
+them. The decks were racing with water from overhead
+covers and stairways, and in each lifting of the
+storm the awning over the sailors&#8217; quarters aft could
+be seen tearing at its tethers.</p>
+
+<p>This fury soon slackened, and green and blue, pale
+as yet, returned to the seas as they leapt away from
+the bows. Breakfast intervened. Attention was
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_67'></a>67</span>
+requested from the storm by the appearance of a
+new and experimental kind of ham.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Yes. What d&#8217;ye think of the ham&#8211;tinned boneless
+smoked ham?&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Well, I like it well enough; but it&#8217;s boneless.
+If you take the bone away from ham, you take
+away the nature of it.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>This ham later on became much esteemed, but the
+ingenious mind was for dissembling the fact: &#8220;We&#8217;d
+better not give a too enthusiastic report on it or they&#8217;ll
+only give it to the passenger boats&#8221; of the same
+company.</p>
+
+<p>It was blowing still, from the coast of South
+America. &#8220;Smell the mould?&#8221; asked Hosea, and
+I did; a strange frightening fragrance, of the earth
+earthy, a heavy and swooning smell. It was so
+strong as to puzzle Bicker even, in his watch; and
+its most unpleasant manifestation caused him to
+look about for the carcass of a rat on the bridge deck.</p>
+
+<p>We had come by this time into a highway of ships.
+The first that passed us, a small steamer, was not
+much noticed; nor the next, which passed in the
+night. &#8220;Her lamp gave a blink and then went out,&#8221;
+said Bicker, and wished he could have emulated a
+mate of his acquaintance who likewise signalled
+to a passer-by in vain. &#8220;If you damn&#8217;d foreigners
+can&#8217;t answer,&#8221; he sent out as she came alongside
+presently, &#8220;why the hell don&#8217;t you keep out of
+sight? Good night!&#8221; But, on being pressed, he
+admitted that the &#8220;foreigner&#8221; replied: &#8220;Thank
+you. And you&#8217;re a lady.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Then, however, another ship belonging to the
+same company with the <i>Bonadventure</i> was seen afar
+through the afternoon. As the two drew level,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_68'></a>68</span>
+ceremony took place. The houseflag was dipped
+and raised and dipped again by both; the red ensign
+was dipped; and the homeward-bound sounded her
+monosyllable three times, to which our own whistle
+replied in equal number. This, as old-fashioned a
+courtesy as could be wished, excited several others
+aboard the <i>Bonadventure</i> besides the tyro; and as
+the chief engineer began his tea, he thus referred
+to the prevailing spirit.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;&#8211;Well, so we passed one of <i>our</i> ships again to-day!
+I was lying in my hammock asleep, when the
+mess-room boy came running up, panting out: &#8216;Sir,
+here&#8217;s one of our ships!&#8217; And I mumbled out something
+like, &#8216;All right, John, there&#8217;s room enough for us
+to pass, isn&#8217;t there?&#8217; Everybody was seemingly out on
+deck, peering up at the mate to see if he had forgotten
+the flags; everybody was staring at the funnel
+with the eye of expectancy, wondering &#8216;When the
+hell&#8217;s that damn&#8217;d whistle going?&#8217;&#8211;I didn&#8217;t get up
+for it. I suppose that&#8217;s equivalent to contempt of
+court or high treason.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The bland face of the sage lighted up with pleasure
+as he carefully gave us this impression of his.</p>
+
+<p>After the storm, the air was thunder-heavy all
+that day. Great dragon-flies, and butterflies in sultry
+brown and red, and that must have been borne out
+to sea on the strong breeze, were fluttering over the
+decks and the water. At night, there was abundant
+lightning in the distance: most of all on the eastern
+horizon, with its world of waters, the flashes were of
+a dusky redness, and of vague mountainous outline.
+They came fast and furious, until the moon at last
+seemed to overawe such wild carouse, and in good
+earnest to govern the night; while in a deep blue
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_69'></a>69</span>
+darkness, among the folds of white cloud, stars shone
+with new clearness. Under this celestial content,
+the <i>Bonadventure</i> moved over a gleaming sea.</p>
+
+<p>Mead, on his watch, was troubled. He sought in
+his mind a life better paid and more exciting. Every
+few moments, he would add some detail aloud to a
+scheme for piracy in these waters, which he thought
+might be made a profitable occupation. He pictured
+a coaster, duly registered, running with ordinary
+cargo to and fro, but on the lines of a &#8220;Q&#8221; boat, a
+sort of marine wolf in sheep&#8217;s clothing, armed with
+torpedo tubes. In all respects, himself being already
+chosen as captain, its crew should form a co-operative
+society. The pirate should carry a wireless installation
+of the noisiest sort. In brief, the whole scheme
+appealed to him so warmly that he was ready, apart
+from details to be arranged, especially a financier,
+to put it into practice. Me he would accept as purser,
+not so much because I showed any promise as a
+book-keeper, as that I had been in an infantry
+battalion in the Line.</p>
+
+<p>The ship was slowing down, and the chief was
+worried. One morning he offered me employment,
+&#8220;cleaning the tubes. You come round to my place.&#8221;
+I went round at about nine, when the ship&#8217;s engines
+were stopped, and found that he had as ever been
+amusing himself in his quiet way. He himself, with
+the firemen, was now ready to act as the ship&#8217;s
+chimney-sweeps. After a full morning&#8217;s work, masked
+in sweat and soot, they came up on deck again from
+the job. I did not regret my earlier &#8220;disappointment.&#8221;
+Relieved of the clogging soot, the <i>Bonadventure</i>
+ran with fresh speed, against a tough head
+wind. For the first time for some days, one heard
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_70'></a>70</span>
+the harsh drumming of the excess of steam escaping
+through its valve. The wind drove the water, hereabouts
+of a jade green colour, into long waves and
+their fine manes of spray, upon which the sun made
+many a small and fleeting rainbow. With this head
+wind piping, and the cargo, it seemed, having shifted
+lately, the ship had an uncomfortable list to port
+and swayed as she went. &#8220;Here, you,&#8221; cried
+Meacock to me, &#8220;your extra weight on the port
+side&#8217;s doing this.&#8221; &#8220;Yes, it&#8217;s perfectly plain he is
+the Jonah of the voyage.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>A dozen big black birds appeared as travelling
+companions, white-breasted and easy-going. At a
+closer view, I found that they were not properly black
+but of that dingy russet grey towards which old
+mushrooms grow. They seemed never to clap their
+wings, but sailed as our gulls do on the wind, wheeling
+and looping with a leisurely grace, and patrolling
+the sea as closely as an owl beats a meadow without
+wetting a wing-tip.</p>
+
+<p>Nor was this the only token of our nearing our
+first destination. Shore-going suits and boots were
+out in the sun already. The steward&#8217;s usual attitude
+became that of a priest, as he carried the captain&#8217;s
+suits gingerly here and there.</p>
+
+<p>But there was still time for trouble. A relapse in
+the sainted manner of the old fellow occurred one
+day at breakfast. The most tremendous roarings,
+himself and the offending donkeyman in turn or in
+chorus, suddenly broke out, and ended in the steward&#8217;s
+ascent with a complaint to Hosea. Then, one evening,
+after my quiet enjoyment of the pure blue sky after
+a shower, with its Southern Cross and the false cross
+and other stars strange to me glittering marvellously
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_71'></a>71</span>
+keen, I went in to my cabin to write, when I
+instantly perceived something in the air. A most
+pungent aroma, indeed, had been instilled through
+the house; and going to inquire I found Cyrano of
+Cardiff kneeling on the saloon floor, applying a
+special kind of red paint. Properly, he said, it was
+used for the keels of ships. I thought too that that
+was its proper application.</p>
+
+<p>At dinner, too, events took a serious turn. When
+I had in previous days heard spaghetti hailed as
+Wind-pipes, for instance, I had realized the phrase
+as a humorous hyperbole. But now the tinned meat
+problem presented itself to me in a more sinister
+light&#8211;I was not so sure! There before me was a
+godless lump of briny red fat and stringy appendages
+floating more or less in a thick brown liquid which
+demanded the spectacles of optimism. A reinforcement
+of stony beans did not mend the matter. The
+meat, as it fell out, wore a portion of skin, remarkable
+for prickly excrescences, and hinting that I was
+about to batten on the relics of a young porcupine, or
+at least peculiar pork. Presently I asked Meacock
+what sort of flesh this was. He answered: &#8220;O Lord,
+<i>I</i> don&#8217;t know&#8211;it&#8217;s&#8211;well, I don&#8217;t think you can get
+beyond tinned <i>meat</i>.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Another incident affected the administration. An
+apprentice, whose stature brought him, beyond the
+chance of escape, the nickname Little Tich, and who
+was generally being bantered by someone or other,
+was cleaning the brasswork of the compass in the
+wheel-house. Meacock went in to take a bearing.
+The bearing he got nonplussed him, and he got Mead
+to try. Mead also found the needle giving strange
+evidence. Suddenly it dawned upon them that its
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_72'></a>72</span>
+delusion was due to a tremendous dagger worn by
+the very small and keenly occupied Tich.</p>
+
+<p>The <i>Bonadventure</i> maintained her mended pace,
+and also her awkward list, which conspired with a
+strong swell; thus it was that the &#8220;fiddle&#8221; so
+necessary to the safety of cups and plates in the Bay
+of Biscay reappeared at this late stage. The nights
+were beautiful, with their white moon and moonlight
+far over the water, their stars, few, and of the moon&#8217;s
+glowing whiteness, the light veilings of cloud blown
+in silence about the sky, and little else heard except
+the subdued measure of the ship&#8217;s engines, the
+lapping repulse of waves from the bows, and the
+sharp call of birds ahead and astern. Well might
+Mead be glad of his roving temperament, as on his
+watch we talked and smoked above the expanse
+of rimpled water, and looked towards the sword-like
+lightnings in the south.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_73'></a>73</span><a id='link_13'></a>XIII</h2>
+
+<p>We came into grey waters, and also into a grey sort
+of day, overcast and moody. In the evening the
+wind was strong from the land, and laden with that
+earthy scent which had so surprised me when I
+first encountered it; a languid, rich and beguiling
+perfume, that is tomb-like and unnerving in its
+suggestion, rising over us. It made out for me the
+spirit of Tom Hood&#8217;s last song, if it was his last
+song; the one beginning &#8220;Farewell, life, my senses
+swim&#8221;; its first verse ending &#8220;I smell the Mould
+above the Rose,&#8221; and its second, &#8220;I smell the Rose
+above the Mould.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Hosea engaged me in discussion of Tennyson and
+Edwin Arnold. He had been carrying out a lively
+campaign in his room, where an unwelcome insect
+had appeared lately; one would have doubted whether
+any insect, however irrepressible, could have existed
+in the atmosphere of cigar smoke which he daily
+thickened in that room of his. But there it was, the
+bug had been seen, and the whole room was overhauled.</p>
+
+<p>This did not in any way deflect him from his
+evening pursuit of the abstract. His resolution in
+following a problem through its own difficult
+aspects, combined with his control of the <i>Bonadventure</i>,
+often made me wonder whether he was typical of his
+fellow-captains. Though, as he said, the roaring-bull
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_74'></a>74</span>
+style of master mariner was almost extinct, I
+could not help thinking him singular.</p>
+
+<p>I woke at about four, following an inquiry into
+some remote subject, from a dream of roaring thunderbolts,
+out of whose red and whizzing track I was
+crouching on the lee side of barns and cowsheds. I
+looked out; there was a loud wind much like that
+which brought the storm of the other Sunday. I
+went back to bed a little disappointed. This squall
+left the makings of a very good breeze blowing and
+moreover lowered the temperature. The mate complained
+of his khaki shorts; the second mate had had
+to bring out another blanket, although it was a sunny
+morning. The colour of the sea was changing as we
+went at a striking rate; but prevailing, in those
+shallower roads turbid with silt or sand was a greenness
+as of horse-chestnut leaves at their prime. Here
+and there were dark acres of discoloured water
+drifting by, contrasting magnificently with the green
+and its bright white-crested waves. The afternoon
+brought into sight the dim shapes of coastline with
+those now less familiar things trees and houses.
+This advance was welcomed by Mead and the
+apprentices who lived in his alleyway with spirited
+but not spiritual songs.</p>
+
+<p>The next day, Hosea was very early at the door of
+the wireless operator&#8217;s cabin, endeavouring to get
+a reply from the ship&#8217;s agents in Monte Video, to
+questions sent some days before. I do not think he
+succeeded. There was, however, much buzzing, and
+I got up to enjoy the time of day. It was still keen
+outside&#8211;&#8220;a nipping and an eager air&#8221;&#8211;the sky
+being blue and the sun unclouded none the less;
+over the drab green sea, a seagull or two in their
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_75'></a>75</span>
+lordly fashions flapping against the wind; to starboard,
+in a gentle haze, a view of rugged shore. This
+point was one of mountainous eminences, rolling like
+larger Downs, with white cliffs or sandy beaches
+under their light red masses. Other steamers were
+in our neighbourhood, on the same course out or
+home, some bright with new paint, others scarred
+and rusty. Probably they were having tripe in
+batter for breakfast like ourselves, the prose part
+of me suggested; and I felt with gratitude that I
+must have become a new and better man, who
+could now face and even look forward to a food
+which had hitherto only interested me as a favourite
+with C. Lamb.</p>
+
+<p>The continued cold caused me to return to socks;
+but I delayed the reinstatement of the collar, which
+I had found no such necessity to human happiness.</p>
+
+<p>It seemed no time at all before we had passed
+Flores Island, and Monte Video came into view.
+Bright sandy shores gave place to a parched sort of
+greenery, as it looked, with large buildings here and
+there; the town beyond lay terraced on rising ground,
+its square monotonous buildings hot in the sun, whose
+fervour the roofs returned in dazzling mirror-glare.
+The spires and minarets of its more pretentious
+architecture, something scantily, relieved the greyness
+of the formal rows, barracks, warehouses and whatever
+else. Farther on a rough squat cone of barren-looking
+ground surmounted with another heavy
+square-cut building caught but scarcely charmed the
+eye. As the heat was dreary, so at a casual glance
+through the smouldering air this town of flat roofs
+and tiers.</p>
+
+<p>Hosea, very smart, with his telescope under his
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_76'></a>76</span>
+arm, and the second mate beside him, stood on the
+bridge. Hosea was giving orders, the second mate
+passing them on to the engineer below on the ringing
+telegraph, and by megaphone to Meacock, who with
+the carpenter stood to the anchor forward. Flags
+were run up announcing the <i>Bonadventure</i>. No
+answer, in the form of a launch, was vouchsafed so
+early, although other ships moored round about us
+were being visited by agents or doctors. The word
+was given to let go the anchor. &#8220;Forty-five on the
+windlass!&#8221; The cumbrous chain unwound and ran
+down with a cloud of rust. The <i>Bonadventure</i> lay
+still, even the cocoa-like mud which her propeller had
+been diffusing in a few moments thinning away.</p>
+
+<p>A gangway was let down over the side. Firemen
+and engineers came up from the underworld and all&#8211;not
+only the passenger&#8211;looked towards a motor
+launch which now appeared making swiftly towards
+us. She was tied up a moment later with ropes at
+the foot of the gangway, and an Englishman emerging
+from her small beautifully polished saloon, asked in
+supercilious fashion for the captain. &#8220;Come
+aboard.&#8221; &#8220;No, I can&#8217;t,&#8221; Hosea stalked forth with
+successful dignity, as if unaware that anyone should
+be calling; then, going back for the ship&#8217;s papers,
+boarded the launch, and we heard that we were going
+on to Buenos Aires. The papers were quickly seen
+and restored; letters&#8211;general gloom!&#8211;were absent,
+probably with some other agents; and the launch and
+the young man in his beautiful suit, raiment for a
+diplomat, departed.</p>
+
+<p>We stayed here at anchor through the afternoon;
+telescopes sprang up on all sides, even if to unacquainted,
+non-cubist eyes the view was rather
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_77'></a>77</span>
+interesting than pleasing. Every half-hour or so, some
+tramp would leave the harbour. Curiosity in their
+case was small. Every half-hour, launches puffed
+along to take back their pilots. The purlieus of
+Monte Video with their apparent but distant gaiety,
+even, were soon disregarded.</p>
+
+<p>Bicker and Meacock exchanged humorous history
+by the engine bunkers, in holiday mood. The
+steward, who had lost little time in putting out a fishline,
+leaned over the rail in meditation, not knowing
+that his misanthropic look was being almost to a line
+caught by Bicker behind him. Bicker also illustrated
+in dumb show the action of heaving the poor old man
+overboard. And, meanwhile, it was hot: no doubt
+of that! Presently the doleful patience of the steward
+was rewarded with a foolish-looking fish perhaps three
+pounds in weight, which was soon cut into sectors
+and salted.</p>
+
+<p>When towards seven in the evening the anchor
+was got up and the ship began to move up the River
+Plate to Buenos Aires, the scene was one to be
+remembered. Astern lay Monte Video with its lines
+of lights, and from its hill one great light glowed out
+momently; ahead lay the buoys of the channel,
+flashing first red and then white in reassuring alternation
+along our course; and the moon overhead,
+pale with a stratum of thin cloud, or lost at times
+behind echelons of stormier vapours, gave light
+enough to hint at the look of the shores. At first
+the captain, the mate and the anchor appeared the
+three forces acting on the ship, the anchor especially,
+which was loath to come aboard. At last it came,
+and the <i>Bonadventure</i> went steadily up the river to
+the pipe of a rising wind.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_78'></a>78</span>Hosea, well satisfied, sat down in his room with his
+&#8220;purser&#8221; to theorize in our wonted way. The
+beauty of the commonplace, it was; then we were
+considering the simplicity of seafaring men. They
+must be simple, he said, to have done what they had
+done, including Columbus. Seafaring in sailing ships,
+he described in the powerful phrase &#8220;fighting against
+your God&#8221;; a phrase which I suppose the early
+mariners in their piety might have applied to steamers.</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>Those trim skiffs unknown of yore&#8211;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>I condense Coleridge&#8211;</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>That fear no spite of wind or tide!</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Phillips joined us. &#8220;We&#8217;re discussing nautical history,
+chief.&#8221; Being assured that this really was so,
+Phillips said he was uncertain about the true story
+of the <i>Golden Hind&#8217;s</i> boatswain, but he felt certain
+about our not reaching Buenos Aires in the morning.
+If he were not a moral man, he would &#8220;bet you, sir,
+two pence on the point.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The pilot, a tan-brown moustached little man,
+came in&#8211;not for his black straw hat, but for his
+oilskins and goloshes. &#8220;That&#8217;s right,&#8221; said Phillips
+with malevolent sympathy, &#8220;that&#8217;s right, pilot,
+always keep your feet thoroughly dry.&#8221; The pilot
+had at least the excuse that it was drizzling outside.</p>
+
+<p>It blew hard and harder all night; and the next
+morning, Sunday, one thought of the collapse of an
+English October. About half-past seven we dropped
+anchor in the &#8220;roads&#8221; outside our promised port;
+on all sides bleakly lapping and passing the pea-soup
+waters of the River Plate. Father Prout&#8217;s whimsical
+haunting old lines pervaded my mind as I stared and
+warmed myself with pacing up and down:</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_79'></a>79</span>With deep affection and recollection</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I often think of the Shandon bells,</p>
+<p>Whose sounds so wild would, in days of childhood,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fling round my cradle their magic spells.</p>
+<p>On this I ponder, where&#8217;er I wander,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And thus grow fonder, sweet Cork, of thee,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With thy bells of Shandon,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That sound so grand on</p>
+<p>The pleasant waters of the River Lee.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Not far from his old loves, how did some of us once
+for a brief stay, with those whirlpools in Flanders still
+roaring more hungrily in our destiny, hear other bells
+ring in enchanting coolness over the gliding boat,
+borne on the bosom of wooded Blackwater!</p>
+
+<p>But these bleak and turbid waters turned the
+ringing song to parody, nor did the <i>Bonadventure&#8217;s</i>
+bell, a war product, sound particularly grand upon
+them as those past bells on their importal streams.
+The outlook and the chilliness made breakfast unusually
+welcome. The pilot came in, but having no
+English to speak of (or with) he could not tell us his
+real views on the weather and such important matters.
+The chief loudly&#8211;for more clarity&#8211;pressed him with
+such questions as &#8220;When does your next <span class='sc'>Strike</span>
+begin?&#8221; but he smiled and ate on.</p>
+
+<p>About dinner-time a fine white launch came out to
+us; and a number of authorities, including some
+doctors, came aboard. The ship&#8217;s company assembled
+aft like an awkward squad, and the doctors came
+along the line feeling pulses; a task which they did
+genially and without strain. That done, and no
+one being set aside for a further examination, all
+dispersed. The authorities (a generous allowance of
+them) proceeded to Hosea&#8217;s quarters, no doubt to
+wind up the morning&#8217;s work in comfort. I listened
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_80'></a>80</span>
+meanwhile to Mead, who leaning over above their
+launch, amused himself with making noisy and
+scandalous observations upon its crew, their careers
+and their faces. Why this fury? I really believe it
+was his way of expressing fraternity.</p>
+
+<p>So there was nothing to do but wait for our new
+pilot on Monday morning: to play cards with a pack
+whose age had given each card characteristic markings
+besides those upon its face; to &#8220;yarn.&#8221; At tea,
+Bicker was in his most assiduous narrative mood.
+&#8220;We were in the West Indies in a boat bringing the
+bumboat woman aboard&#8211;well, she started to climb
+up the rope ladder and this fellow thought he&#8217;d lay
+his hand on her ankle. So he made a move to do so.
+Just then&#8221; (his broad grin grew almost incredibly
+broad), &#8220;the boat gave a roll, and as he had one foot
+on the gunwale, and one on the rope ladder he fell
+into the water. Well, he went down past rows and
+rows of plates, and we looked out for him to come
+up.&#8211;First a hat, his black hat, came up. And then,
+a newspaper came up&#8221;&#8211;[<i>Chief</i> (<i>ignored</i>) &#8220;To say he
+wasn&#8217;t coming up?&#8221;]&#8211;and then, <i>he</i> came up. Stern
+first. We dragged him on deck, and there he was all
+spluttering, and then he said as solemn as a judge:</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>&#8216;That&#8217;s the fruits of Blacklegging.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>This closed the proceedings.</p>
+
+<p>Under the sunset the river&#8217;s dingy current began
+to take on a strange glory, and changed into a tawny
+golden wilderness moving down to sea. Then
+presently it was full moon and pale splendours. A
+great quiet prevailed; but led by the moon, like the
+tide and the poets, Mead and myself paced the
+decks for hours recalling the local colour of war apart
+from fighting.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_81'></a>81</span><a id='link_14'></a>XIV</h2>
+
+<p>A most placid morning. The sky ahead was silvered
+with the smoke of unseen Buenos Aires, the water so
+gleaming that the flat coast lined with trees, to starboard,
+appeared to be midway suspended between
+one mother-of-pearl heaven and another. The new
+pilot arrived in this early tranquillity, and the ship
+resumed her way up the channel marked out by buoys
+of several shapes.</p>
+
+<p>The sun increased in power all too fast. I stood
+on the bridge to hear the pilot and the mates giving
+their directions: we came to a couple of tugs told
+off to escort the <i>Bonadventure</i> in. Ropes leapt aboard
+us, tossed up in the adroitest way and caught as
+cleverly by our sailors; the bigger cables were
+attached to them, drawn aboard the tugs and made
+fast; and so we went on with tugboats fore and aft.
+The peculiar beauty of the morning mist over Buenos
+Aires soon began to thin away and disclose great
+buildings. And now we were almost at our journey&#8217;s
+end; and in hurrying ease, drew past fishing boats
+and small sailing craft into the harbour mouth. On
+our port side, on a sort of palisade running out into
+the estuary, a host of sea-eagles perched yelping,
+their lean black bodies sharply designed in the white
+light. Their motto I took to be: Multitude and solitude.
+Beyond their grand stand appeared a green
+grove of downward foliage, the gaudy precinct of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_82'></a>82</span>
+what, I was informed by the wireless operator, who
+began to act the guide-book, was a destructor for the
+frozen meat industry. He went on to specify the
+number of animals daily converted and to give other
+details which interested him, as an ex-wielder of the
+pole-axe; but my attention was distracted by the
+ships swinging into an approach crowded with
+dredgers and their ugly barges swilling mud, with
+motor-boats and lighters and as it looked to me every
+sort of medium for water traffic, bright and drab,
+proud and lowly in a confusion.</p>
+
+<p>The waterway divides. To our left, a channel lies
+under giant steel bridges. Our course is not there:
+we are piloted towards a dock for passenger and cargo
+ships, and entering it in a hot glare, and colouring that
+almost sears, of sky and water and paint, we make our
+berth, wallowing once over the water&#8217;s breadth to
+the anger of lesser navigators, who go by in their
+boats bawling at the bridge in general. The handsome
+passenger boats with their great paddle-wheels
+and their red awnings lie opposite our plebeian
+resting-place: beside a grimy wharf, where small
+cranes and coal carts seem to multiply.</p>
+
+<p>Of an expectant company there on Wilson&#8217;s Wharf,
+the chief feature was by immediate common consent
+recognized in an old lady in a heliotrope dress, tightly
+girdled&#8211;and she was of mountainous shape. The
+demure inch of petticoat revealed below the hem of
+her well-hitched skirt was not overlooked. Beside
+this beldame, a long thin youth, a very reed straw by
+comparison, puffed at a cherry cigarette-holder,
+vacantly but fixedly eyed the ship and seemed to
+await her instructions. A laundry cart, with an
+insufficient animal in the shafts, stood behind them
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_83'></a>83</span>
+and showed what they too stood for, emblems
+peculiar.</p>
+
+<p>Scarcely had the <i>Bonadventure</i> come to rest before
+a swarm of anxious sallow ruffians were aboard for
+the &#8220;ship&#8217;s orders.&#8221; The rooms of Hosea himself
+were not free from their invasion; not free that is,
+for a moment. Their intruding faces caused him to
+roar in the most frightful fashion; at which, hesitating
+as if before an injustice, they got out, but still hung
+about the gangways. When, presently, he went
+ashore to pay his official respects to the ship&#8217;s agents,
+we saw a trail of these indefatigables close on his
+heels, and on his return he said that four of them had
+followed him all the way. I now perceived quite
+plainly why, when I a stranger appeared aboard the
+<i>Bonadventure</i> at Barry Dock and desired to find the
+captain, there was no eager answer to my query.
+Tailors, bootmakers (one with a motor-tyre or
+a piece of one over his shoulder), engineers and
+I don&#8217;t know who else formed the polysyllabic
+cordon.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, the <i>Bonadventure</i> was hauled in close
+to the edge of the quay, and a gang of dock hands
+came on deck bearing ropes and pulley blocks. The
+ship&#8217;s derricks having been lifted, these made the
+first preparations for discharging the cargo. The
+hatches were laid open, and the planks covering them
+pitched aside much as though they were so many
+walking-sticks. I was not the only one deluded by
+this despatch into thinking our discharge likely to
+be over in a few days.</p>
+
+<p>Buenos Aires; a tremendous town, a &#8220;southern
+Paris,&#8221; a New-World epitome. So much, so little I
+knew of it. It lay here, its heart not a half-hour&#8217;s
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_84'></a>84</span>
+walk from our mooring. But the vastness of the
+rumoured hive, the heat, I daresay indolence too,
+prevented me from taking this first opportunity
+for walking into the strange streets. It was excessively
+hot, and that settled the matter. There was
+plenty to watch on the river and alongside: it would
+have been odd, if it had not proved so. So, swollen
+somewhat with the feeling that I was now a considerable
+seafarer, and not unpleased to be mistaken
+for one by the miscellaneous visitors who had by
+this examined the decks and accommodation&#8211;all
+doors locked&#8211;somewhat fruitlessly, but still loitered,
+I stayed idle.</p>
+
+<p>Trenches will recur to their old inhabitants. The
+small coal in the yards here stood walled in with
+a breastwork of sandbags, built with tolerable skill
+upon the old familiar pattern of headers and stretchers
+and as I happened to be remarking upon this fact
+to the wireless man, interrupting his propaganda
+about a strike in which he personally would resist
+to the last, a little launch chanced past with the
+name <i>Ypres</i> on her bows.</p>
+
+<p>She was but one of an endless to and fro of small
+craft. The tall and airy passenger boats, at intervals,
+came by in brilliance. When there was a pause in
+this coming and going, and nothing more happening
+on the water than the snapping of the small yellow
+catfish at bread floating below the ship, I still felt
+a quiet and languid gratitude for the novelty of being
+where I was.</p>
+
+<p>That gratitude was to be tempered soon. The
+plague of the mosquitoes of the docks had been
+painted dark enough for me during the days of
+approach; and when I got to bed, the threatened
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_85'></a>85</span>
+invasion had begun. Determining not to consider
+the question at all, I read deep in my pocket copy of
+Young&#8217;s <i>Night Thoughts on Life, Death and Immortality</i>,
+as in worse quarters many a time, and duly
+went to sleep like a philosopher.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_86'></a>86</span><a id='link_15'></a>XV</h2>
+
+<p>Could this be Saint Valentine&#8217;s Day? Here in a
+dreary looking dock with a surplus of sun but a
+seeming lack of oxygen, and only a sort of amphibious
+race as company? Newspapers were at any rate
+valentine enough. They were read with real care,
+football results being perhaps the consolation most
+sought.</p>
+
+<p>Hosea showed me the way into the town. We
+turned out over the docks, out at last from a kingdom
+of coal-dust, over a swing bridge; took a tram, and
+were soon at the shipping agents&#8217; offices. He spent
+some time in earnest conference here, and the visit
+ended with a visit to other agents&#8217; offices, and that
+again with an adjournment with a serene member of
+the staff to a bar. In this excellent place, my ignorance
+of a kind of drink, saffron in colour and with a
+piece of pineapple submerged, was soon dispelled.
+The collection of olives, biscuits, monkey-nuts and
+flakes of fried potato which the waiter brought with
+the drinks was to me unexpected. We went, with
+our good-natured guide, to lunch in a huge hotel.
+Gaining the top of the building by the lift, we sat
+at a table near the windows of a luxurious room filled
+with luxurious people, and had the pleasure of looking
+as we ate over the less celestial roofs of the town
+to the calm flood of the River Plate beyond. Distance
+lent enchantment to this view also. The conditions
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_87'></a>87</span>
+were good for eating, our friend&#8217;s romantic tales
+apart.</p>
+
+<p>We departed from this commendable place, and,
+there being still engagements for Hosea with the
+shipping agents, we went there. Emerging, he had
+to go to the British Consulate. We hired a taxi.
+The traffic of Buenos Aires, or practice and precept
+differ, was free from irksome restrictions of speed;
+and we were whirled over the cobblestones and tramlines
+and round trams, horsemen, wagons, rival cars
+and everything else in a breath-taking rush. &#8220;I
+get in these things,&#8221; said Hosea, &#8220;saying to myself,
+If I don&#8217;t come out of this alive, then I shan&#8217;t.&#8221;
+We got out alive. The Consul&#8217;s workshop (it was
+perhaps known by a more dignified name) was in a
+scrubby street; and the young man in charge had
+my sympathy. However, it was not my fault that
+he was being slowly roasted.</p>
+
+<p>That call left Hosea at liberty to explore the town.
+We walked on and on, looking at the shops, and be it
+acknowledged at the beauties who went by, until
+we arrived at the small park over which the Museum
+rises to that southern sun, ornate and massy. Here
+we entered to spend the afternoon among a few visitors
+and as many official incumbents. We entered
+solemnly resolved to find a Palace of Art&#8211;Hosea
+putting away from him all his connection with ships
+and the worries of that next necessity, the &#8220;charter
+party.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Plaster casts and original statuary were plentiful
+in the Museum. The eye of the weary mariners
+rested none too long upon these. The multitude
+of paintings, however, were considered gently and
+methodically: Hosea would stand before the weakest
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_88'></a>88</span>
+trying to comprehend the artist&#8217;s intention, and to
+claim something in his daub as a virtue. Sometimes
+he would put on his eyeglass to survey the subject.
+To me, there seemed no such quality here&#8211;I speak as
+a scribe, without authority&#8211;as there was quantity.</p>
+
+<p>There have been many energetic and accomplished
+administerings of paint, but to what purpose? The
+eternal allegory, demanding one nude figure or more,
+and justifying by the general level Hosea&#8217;s praise
+of a well-known picture called &#8220;September Morning,&#8221;
+or sweetened description of evening, with its cows
+coming home under its warped moon, its ploughman
+in a vague acre, and the rest. Was this the southern
+genius?</p>
+
+<p>One or two modern pictures here revealed a strength
+and idiosyncrasy beyond almost all the rest. A
+portrait of six youths, drawn with fierce intensity of
+colour and of line, expressing distinctions of character
+in subtle vital sharpness, long detained me.
+Another untypical picture, as recent as the last, was
+based upon a rustic festival or ritual with which I
+of course was unacquainted; but the epic lives of
+peasant men and women in their long combat with
+the stern giver of grain were legible in the strange
+georgic faces and the mysterious melancholy glory
+of their assembly.</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8211;Seemed listening to the earth,</p>
+<p>Their ancient mother, for some comfort yet.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Among the many harmless little pieces representing
+vases of flowers, woodland melody, and other conventions,
+I caught sight of a portrait of a young girl
+(&#8220;My lady at her casement&#8221; type) drawn with mild
+ability. The signature, very large and clear, was</p>
+
+<div class='center'>
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_89'></a>89</span><span class='sc'>Ch. Chaplin.</span></p>
+</div> <!-- centered -->
+
+<p>On referring to the minute brass plate beneath so
+innocent a vanity, we learned that Charles Chaplin,
+1825-1891, was a painter of the &#8220;French School.&#8221;
+Pictures must run in the family.</p>
+
+<p>The first afternoon, Hosea and myself could find
+no specimen of an English artist among the multitude:
+but returning another day to make certain
+(and once again we had the gallery more or less to
+ourselves) we found a small and typical study by
+Wilkie, and a portrait by Sir Thomas Lawrence.
+Before this last, a work of the loftiest morality&#8211;in
+its subject I mean&#8211;and of a colouring delicately
+fine, Hosea stood in enthusiasm. &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure,&#8221; he
+said, and once again drew an impression before proceeding,
+&#8220;that that isn&#8217;t the finest thing we&#8217;ve seen.&#8221;
+The spectacle of King Arthur in his bronze near the
+exit, in his bronze but somehow devoid of his grandeur,
+ended our artistic adventures. The business of
+criticism, no doubt, is to keep cool: but this we had
+scarcely been able to do. I should have given up
+early, but for the determination of Hosea; and even
+he began to feel the scorching heat above the æsthetic
+calm.</p>
+
+<p>The ship&#8217;s football was brought out in the evening,
+and on a patch of waste ground alongside, flanked by
+thickets of rank weed, and ankle-deep in sand and
+coal-dust, we enjoyed ourselves most strenuously.
+There were one or two real drawbacks. A vigorous
+and unwary kick was apt to send the ball into the
+river, and to recover it meant clambering up and down
+the slanting wall of the wharf, which was coated with
+black grease, fishing with a pole, anxiously watching
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_90'></a>90</span>
+the currents, and quickly becoming as black and
+greasy as the masonry. And on the other hand,
+there was here a depôt of large drain-pipes, which
+might equally receive the erratic ball; then arose
+the questions: Whereabouts in the pipes had it
+bounced? Would the drain-pipe on which you were
+standing really roll from under you and bring down
+a dozen others? Meanwhile the watchman of the
+depôt would be there uttering untranslated dissatisfaction
+with the whole affair.</p>
+
+<p>We had not been in the South Basin many minutes
+when the chaplain of The Missions to Seamen was
+among us with his witty stories and, I believe, his
+put-and-take teetotum. At any rate, the latter
+became as well recognized a part of his equipment as
+his quips. At his invitation, I went several times
+to the Mission, which was quite the rendezvous for
+the crews of British ships in the port. Its concert
+room, its billiard room and other comfortable places
+were generally very lively, the two chaplains apparently
+possessing an inexhaustible reserve of cheerfulness.
+English ladies too came there to brighten the
+evenings, to sing and join in at cards and conversation;
+their generosity, I believe, furnished the other
+refreshments of these evenings.</p>
+
+<p>Next door to the Mission, a dingy annexe to a sort
+of grocery, labelled the &#8220;British Bar,&#8221; was not
+neglected. Talk and beer and smoke prevailed here
+until midnight and afterwards: indeed, I had scarcely
+sat down before a vast mate from some other ship
+had challenged me to name a better Test Match
+captain than Mr. Fender. Other patrons of the
+Oval soon took up the cry, but I resisted for the rest
+of the session.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_91'></a>91</span>The discharge of coal began, a monotonous process
+however considered; down in the hold one saw
+through the busy dust a small but growing mine-crater
+done in coal, at the foot of which were lying,
+stooping, chattering, the nearly naked figures of the
+labourers. Negroes they looked down there, but
+were white unofficially. They shovelled now from
+this side, now from that into a great iron bucket:
+above, at a sign, the man with his lever set the winch
+working and the derrick hoisted the bucket up and
+over, then down into the lighter that lay alongside.
+And so with intervals through the day. Then at
+night, the dock&#8217;s aboriginal mosquitoes came forth;
+as the mate said, like a German band, all the most
+agonizing shades of musical audacity emanating
+from them. They drove not only me but old hands
+out on deck at night, where a chilly autumn wind
+was blowing, which drove us indoors again. But as
+the light grew, our tormentors lessened. The sun
+ariseth, and they get them away together, and lay
+them down in their dens.</p>
+
+<p>To avoid these visitors as much as possible, I
+refrained from exploring the town over tiringly during
+the day, and went off with Mead in his shore suit
+after the evening&#8217;s football on the dust-patch: and
+stayed as late as meanderings in the town could make
+it. We certainly departed from the usual haunts of
+sailors the first night; went on and on, until even the
+adventurous Mead had to say: &#8220;This is rather a
+depraved kind of street.&#8221; And more, there was something
+in the air&#8211;some way off, we heard the interrupted
+fire of (what roused imagination converted
+into) a machine gun. The slatternly folk sitting,
+with white gleams of face or dress in the shadows,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_92'></a>92</span>
+by their doors; the herds of unaccustomed faces in
+the large threadbare bars; the many groups of folk
+standing expectantly about the street, and our own
+alien solitude&#8211;all gave this sensation of disquiet.
+In a manner enjoying it, we proceeded, past an
+orator roaring out in fine fury to a small but intent
+crowd, and presently found ourselves in a large square
+with its many lamps, its glossy cars stealing swiftly
+by or waiting on the rank, its fountains playing like
+mists among deep green of trees.</p>
+
+<p>Magnificent, and nearly empty, was the café into
+which we went; brilliant its interior; attached to the
+gilded columns, how eloquent of drinking as a fine
+art, its scoreboards announcing the many specialities!
+We stayed until midnight. Then, having roughly
+found out our way home, we set out for the docks,
+and, pausing to divine the sense of a poster giving
+details of a &#8220;Radical&#8221; demonstration for the next
+day, saw the police come hurrying up to a gathering
+of people round the next bar door. One of the police
+as he passed us at speed caught his toe against a stone
+and with his sword and fine feathers came down flat
+on the pavement. The gathering at the bar door
+were so absorbed in their topic that no one looked,
+much less laughed at his loud discomfiture.</p>
+
+<p>Sometimes I found an occasion to leave the <i>Bonadventure</i>
+in her noisy dishabille, during the day.
+There was one walk with the wireless operator to a
+smaller tramp in a distant dock, aboard which somewhat
+shapelier ship than the <i>Bonadventure</i> he had
+an acquaintance. Walking over the irregular cobbles
+and among the railway lines of the wharves in the heat
+was a sufficient exercise. We left our ship carpeted
+with coal-dust; passed cattle pounds, grain elevators
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_93'></a>93</span>
+glaring white, and on the opposite side steamers in
+process of being loaded or discharged; went along a
+rail track where the grains which had lain longest
+had sprung up in unavailing green, and under chutes
+where sacks of corn were sliding down to the holds of
+ships. The mate of the <i>Primrose</i> whom we had come
+to see was thoroughly happy, and resembled almost
+to a hair my sergeant observer of years before. Putting
+on a record&#8211;his gramophone was actually in
+order&#8211;and offering cigars, he produced an extraordinary
+picture of his ship, in needlework. The
+ancient art of the sampler had passed to him. He
+seemed, I noticed, <i>of</i> his ship: its mahogany-lined
+saloon and more domestic style were congenial with
+his paterfamilias air and &#8220;Not to-day, thank you&#8221;
+mildness to various business callers. The wireless
+operator, also, seemed to be less interested in the
+regulations of his calling and more in photographs
+of ships and sailors. With these kind spirits in my
+mind, I was somewhat preoccupied as we walked
+back the way we came among the pigeons and the
+dock labourers stretched out under every railway
+truck and crane for their siesta.</p>
+
+<p>Then there were one or two more rounds of the
+town with Hosea, chiefly in the busiest neighbourhood.
+I began to know the tall statue of Columbus as a
+landmark. All the morning, perhaps, Hosea would
+be going from one office to another, seeking to define
+the ship&#8217;s future and to hasten her discharge, while
+I kicked my heels in entrances under the suspicious
+eyes of the janitors. Kindness was readier in the
+frowsy offices of the ship&#8217;s chandlers; whence the
+delectably dressed youth the firm&#8217;s son soon led the
+way to a table and vermouth in the Avenida de Mayo.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_94'></a>94</span>
+We went again, with a new companion, to the Florida
+restaurant for our lunch: but the new companion
+and myself having been contemporary in the Ypres
+salient, our excessive reminiscences began to pall
+upon the long-suffering Hosea. One day Hosea
+entrusted to me, for transport to the ship, the sailors&#8217;
+wages in notes, and the letters. He was staying
+ashore, and did not fancy the prospect of carrying so
+much money about with him. Neither did I; but
+it is hard to say whether the responsibility for the
+pay overshadowed that for the letters. I was pleased
+to climb aboard the <i>Bonadventure</i> with both, after
+passing through the knock-off rush from the docks.
+But I seemed to be blamed for not bringing letters
+for every one; such is the lot of the volunteer.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_95'></a>95</span><a id='link_16'></a>XVI</h2>
+
+<p>There was a feeling (based on observation) aboard
+the <i>Bonadventure</i> that the discharge of the ship was
+not being carried out with all possible speed, owing
+to the prevailing mysterious influences of the offices
+in the town. Delays were many. This augury of a
+long sojourn in our present berth depressed many of
+us: I had already observed, or judged, that whatever
+the earlier mariners may have thought of seafaring,
+the modern sailor&#8217;s idea in sailing is to get back home
+as early as possible. We soon heard that four days
+of public holiday, the Carnival, would be added to
+our term. It was evident that one must make the
+best of it, and be thankful on those days when some
+actual progress was made.</p>
+
+<p>Mosquitoes, as I have said, were a great subject
+here. We had opportunities to study them. With
+<i>Macbeth</i> in hand as a convenient weapon., I
+nightly reduced the horde, but these</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>Stubborn spearsmen still made good</p>
+<p>The dark impenetrable wood.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>The heat grew sickly sometimes at night, and the
+cabins were black with flies and mosquitoes alike.
+To sleep there was to be slowly suffocated, let alone
+the folly of sleeping among man-eaters. An outdoor
+faith was forced upon me, and yet the deck was no
+real enclosure from the enemy: the faith would end
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_96'></a>96</span>
+at four or so in the morning, a time of day to which I
+was becoming as accustomed as of old, and when the
+riverside gave off a smell which I remembered noticing
+in the trench regions east of Béthune. Then, still
+hopeful, I would face my cabin and soon after swathing
+myself in the brief sheets of the bunk would be
+asleep. That interim unrecognized, here I was awake
+again in a world where chisels chip paint and steam-driven
+machines tip tons of coal. The great buckets
+were now being strung over to railway vans, which
+were shunted duly by a small engine. Winches
+clattered and wrenched, the clanking engine bustled
+almost ludicrously up and down the wharf, and all
+seemed in a great hurry, but the hurry was only on
+the surface. The yellow river, the coal-dust, the
+glaring sun, the dockside streets and warehouses and
+of course the eternal mosquito began to play upon me.
+My body was in pain from the innumerable bites and
+want of rest, and generally I was in as low spirits as I
+could be.</p>
+
+<p>The ship was daily haunted by newsboys, fruit-sellers,
+and others. The news was difficult to discover
+from the queer columns of short cabled messages, and
+yet we never sent the newsboy away unless, perhaps,
+our only means was in English coppers. Sixpences
+he (not unwisely) was willing to take. The fruit-sellers
+gave better value for sixpence, even though
+their open panniers seemed always liable to the
+predatory paws of the water police. The shoemaker
+with his motor tyre put pieces of it upon my shoes,
+grunting out a satisfaction with the job which I
+hardly shared. A thin gentleman with furs, puzzle
+boxes, and other cheap-jack gear was not much called
+upon though called at.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_97'></a>97</span>Two Englishmen came also, sellers of furs; one,
+of my own Division in France. They were very
+warm in their praise of Buenos Aires, and besides
+bringing good furs with them they brought good
+spirits.</p>
+
+<p>Football flourished. In red-hot sunlight, we met
+the team of another ship. Grim determination was
+in the game and its afterthoughts; and by a happy
+accident my foot scored the first goal of our victory.
+It was counted unto me for righteousness. The form
+of address &#8220;Passenger&#8221; acquired a respectful significance.
+There was immediately arranged a return
+match. But</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>Antres et vous fontaines!</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>The hart desireth the waterbrooks; and so did we.
+Again, on such a summer afternoon, we went at it,
+upon the field we had hired for the ordeal. This time
+we lost, but still the blood of the team was up; the
+<i>Bonadventure&#8217;s</i> fair name was in jeopardy. Again
+there was immediately arranged a return match for
+the following evening. We lost, and it was hotter
+still. This nevertheless cooled the ardour of the
+footballers, and did not finally ruin the reputation of S.S. <i>Bonadventure</i>.</p>
+
+<p>The evening form of this game continued upon the
+original ground, but my connection, like Mead&#8217;s, soon
+declined. The main cause was that the ball, or
+Ball&#8211;its importance aboard requires the capital letter&#8211;flew
+off one evening as usual into the dock, but
+there by some conspiracy of wind and current sailed
+along at a merry rate until it was carried under the
+framework of piers upon which the coal wharf was
+built&#8211;a noisome place, a labyrinth of woodwork. If
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_98'></a>98</span>
+it stayed here, it was generally out of sight and beyond
+reach; if it was swirled out, it would go on out,
+into the middle stream, and doubtless into the Atlantic.
+We groped along the filthy piles of the tunnel,
+and the darkness was imminent; when the ball
+suddenly appeared, decidedly going out into the
+middle stream. At this crisis, Mead with a war-cry
+plumped into the evil-looking water and brought off a
+notable rescue.</p>
+
+<p>Cricket would have seemed the more seasonable
+sport. Twice Mead and myself joined the Mission
+XI for grand matches in the suburbs, and said to
+ourselves, &#8220;In the midst of football we are in cricket&#8221;;
+but twice we met with disappointment, the rain
+choosing the wrong days altogether.</p>
+
+<p>I had naturally observed silence over my journalistic
+life of the remote past, but one evening at the British
+Bar I was asked, was it not true that I was a relation
+of Kipling? and at the Mission &#8220;your book&#8221; was
+several times alluded to. It was, I think, taken for
+granted that being a penman I should be <i>writing up</i>
+my adventures, as though I were on a voyage to
+Betelgueux or Sirius. I was asked to recite some of
+my poems, also, by a lady, but I was churl enough to
+ask her pardon on that score. She evidently felt
+this the basest ingratitude. &#8220;Why? Why not give
+us a recitation? I&#8217;m sure you can.&#8221; I tried to
+explain that my attempts were frequently, almost
+invariably, of a meditative cast of mind, not suitable
+for the platform. At this she sniffed and I felt that
+my explanation was disgraceful in the highest degree.</p>
+
+<p>Entertainment was not lacking there at the Mission.
+It was a hearty place. One evening Tich, the pride
+of the <i>Bonadventure</i>, who in his uniform cut a most
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_99'></a>99</span>
+splendid figure, went into the ring and laid about him
+magnificently. Or there might be a concert, local
+talent obliging. A passenger ship&#8217;s varieties drew a
+large attendance both from the ships and the shore;
+there was much funny man, much jazz band, much
+conjuring, much sentimental singing&#8211;in fact plenty
+of everything which is expected at popular concerts,
+and every one departed with reflected pride. Mead
+and myself, however, quarrelled over the amount
+which I subscribed to the whip-round. It was that
+or nothing&#8211;I had but one coin; and its removal
+robbed us of our wonted refreshment. We walked
+somewhat moodily down the road to the docks,
+unsoothed by their thick coarse greenery, which the
+night filled with the incessant buzzing of crickets
+and a loud piping whistle perhaps from a sort of
+cricket also, while here and there a fire-fly went
+along with his glow-worm light.</p>
+
+<p>We tried the cinematograph&#8217;s recreations, once or
+twice. How strong is habit! We could not settle
+down to these performances of single films; nor to
+the box-like halls. A cowboy film of eight acts
+comes back to my recollection from those evenings.
+It was full of miracles. The operator believed, like
+the hero, in lightning speed. The hero on horseback
+was far too speedy for the villain who dragged off
+the heroine into his car and did his best to break
+records. These heroes will one day assume the
+proportions, in the dark world, of the pleiosaurus in
+natural history.</p>
+
+<p>But we had our reward. In a more expensive
+theatre, we found <i>The Kid</i>. We had come out
+to see a much trumpeted film of a bullfight&#8211;Mead
+for one set of reasons, I for another; but it was of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_100'></a>100</span>
+yesterday, and we had no difficulty in consoling
+ourselves. One Chaplin, we acknowledged, was
+better than many toreadors.</p>
+
+<p>And then, we had a glimpse of the Carnival. In
+our wonted quarter of the town, that where the
+seafaring man mostly rested, it took the form of some
+processions of hobbledehoys and urchins, beating as
+their kind do on drums and things like drums. The
+next evening we took the same dreary cobblestone
+walk as usual, but did not limit ourselves to that.
+We took a tram, indeed, to more fashionable haunts
+and at last came into the great Avenida and all its
+garish illuminations; its paper ribbons were as
+multi-coloured as the lights, and, flung from the
+upper storeys of the hotels, in some places they were
+thick enough to form a fantastic and absurd cascade.
+Here the Carnival was in mid sprout. We got what
+we came for&#8211;a diversion.</p>
+
+<p>The pavements, broader here than in the generality
+of the streets we knew, were chock-a-block with folks,
+the cafés overflowing, the towering hotels gleaming
+with bright dresses on every balcony, and all this
+was the accompaniment of the gorgeous procession
+that moved slowly along the highway. Its vehicles
+of every kind, but their kind hidden from passing
+observation by their curtains and festoons of flowers,
+trooped along in the unreal glare. Here, ladies of
+most aristocratic air came by, with the blackest of
+masks above the whitest of countenances; there was
+a girl in the dress of a bull-fighter, driving her own
+light carriage; next, a set of laughing &#8220;gipsies&#8221;
+apparently advertising a brand of cigarettes; then,
+a collection of men with Cyrano disguises and attempting
+Cyrano humour to the gods&#8211;</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_101'></a>101</span>All these and more came flocking.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>But the privilege of gazing unrebuked upon the
+profusion of beauty, upon raven hair and great deep-burning
+eyes, upon the pale cheeks of wintry moons,
+the privilege of hearing the disjointed music of the
+fu-fu bands and the verbal crackers of harlequins of
+the moment, was not without its points of misery.
+The pavements represented a scrum on the largest
+scale, in the forefront of one battering ram whereof
+Mead and myself were securely wedged in for an
+hour or two. In this state of things, the usual
+individual turned round to ask Mead &#8220;who he was
+pushing?&#8221;&#8211;the sense of his remarks being obvious
+though couched in another tongue. Unable to move
+the arms, and scarcely free to flicker the eyelashes,
+we were borne compressedly and gradually on, until at
+last we were beyond the main pleasure-ground; by
+this time even Mead had had enough of pleasures
+which we had noticed others than Englishmen taking
+seriously. We took our ease in our inn, and reflected.</p>
+
+<p>The newspapers reported that the Carnival was
+declining year by year. Perhaps the reporter, like
+ourselves, had corns and was caught in the scrimmage.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_102'></a>102</span><a id='link_17'></a>XVII</h2>
+
+<p>I borrowed a Shakespeare from the second chaplain
+at the Mission to escape from what seemed the dullness
+of our stay in South Basin, Buenos Aires. Mead
+had taken over my own copy of the Tragedies, and by
+this time had most of <i>Hamlet</i> and <i>Macbeth</i> by heart,
+so that our conversation frequently ran by tags.
+Of Bicker we saw little. Highly favoured, he would
+depart on most afternoons to the English suburb,
+where he had friends; and it was impossible not to
+regard him, as he regarded himself, as a man of
+superior rank, who had personal friends in this town.
+Once or twice in the evenings, nevertheless, he came
+with us to our accustomed table in that convenient
+but inglorious place the British Bar; and while
+there, he did his best to annoy one of the waiters with
+the oft-repeated slur, &#8220;Yah, Patagonio,&#8221; or &#8220;You
+b&#8213; Patagonian Indian,&#8221; or &#8220;Patagonio no bonio.&#8221;
+The fellow bore it at first with grinning patience;
+but one evening suddenly danced with fury, and
+rushing out summoned the greasy little proprietor,
+who came in scowling and snarling, took stock of us&#8211;and
+went out again. The alleged Patagonian was
+after this understood to be meditating a fearful
+revenge.</p>
+
+<p>At evening sometimes the autumn sun, going down,
+a golden ball, behind the great buildings, and dimmed
+with a calm transition in the distance of that time
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_103'></a>103</span>
+of day, removed my mind entirely from these and
+similar matters. An incomplete state of recollection,
+the more delightful to me from the strangeness of
+my temporary lodging, a presence felt but understood,
+a trouble in the pool whose surface bore the evidence
+of neither windwave&#8217;s running V nor bubble subtly
+appearing, took hold of me. Unable to remain aware
+of this confused echo long, without endeavouring to
+resolve it into communicable notes, I would soon find
+myself counting up memories as plainly as the fellow
+on the other side of the water was tallying the brown
+hides discharged into river barges by the paddle-wheeler.
+It was this verging upon a vision, unknown
+but longed for, and this inevitable falling back to
+known fact, which perhaps depressed me and made
+the time pass all too slowly here.</p>
+
+<p>The rattle of the cranes, so often interrupted, was
+all the more welcome; the news of progress began to
+assume a better look; the incidents of life in dock,
+from the angry officiousness of the wharf manager,
+a crude foreigner, to the arrival of passenger boats
+and the swarm of gay-coloured families to and from
+them, became worth attention again. Food, so
+interesting at sea, lately become a burden, was reinstated;
+boiled eggs for instance were welcomed, after
+a régime of steaks, by the whole saloon. The whole
+saloon&#8211;no; Bicker, the man about town, refused his
+with a criticism, likening them to plasticine. With
+his put-and-take top, the youthful-spirited chaplain
+came more often, and often expressed his regret that
+we were soon to be away.</p>
+
+<p>Orders were not yet forthcoming. It was feared,
+and often urged upon me with reference to my late
+troubles, that the <i>Bonadventure</i> would be sent up the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_104'></a>104</span>
+river to Rosario. I made a great mistake about
+Rosario and other possible destinations up the river,
+their names suggesting ancient Spanish romantic
+traditions to me: I mentioned my feelings to the
+assembled saloon. All the romance there, it seemed,
+was hidden behind a cloud of patriarchal mosquitoes.</p>
+
+<p>The discharge of coal was at last over and done.
+The day following, Hosea sent for me and told me
+that the ship would shift at two, and perhaps&#8211;for
+all he knew&#8211;straight out to sea. I told him I should
+not be clinging to the stones of Buenos Aires at that
+hour.</p>
+
+<p>But it was not our fate to depart altogether that
+day. Instead of going out into the open water, when
+at three the pilot and the tugs brought the <i>Bonadventure</i>
+out from her Stygian berth at Wilson&#8217;s
+Wharf and down to the outer port, we now turned
+into an arm of the docks called Riachuelo. There,
+between a steel sailing-ship which gave no sign of
+life and a great black mechanical ferry or transporter,
+and further&#8211;there was no doubt about this&#8211;beside a
+guano works, we were tied up for a time as yet undefined.</p>
+
+<p>The change was, partly on account of the neighbouring
+industry, &#8220;uncertain if for bale or balm.&#8221; I
+felt that we might even miss the lively sight of the
+passenger boats coming and going, and all their
+gilded press of friends and acquaintances about the
+landing-places; their tiers of bright lamps at night
+rounding the bend between us and the Roads. Perhaps
+the youths would no longer come by with their
+ship&#8217;s stores of macaroni, their jars of wine and
+panniers of onions and other vegetables; nor the
+lighters, with their crews glaring in unwashed and
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_105'></a>105</span>
+unchallenged independence in the whole world&#8217;s face,
+and their yellow mongrels scampering up and down
+the decks. The British Bar with the Patagonian
+Indian and the giant but amicable cockroaches would
+be too far away. However, we had the prospect of
+other monotonous distractions if not those. For
+there were evidence of benefit; green swampy groves,
+a sort of common with ragged horses at feed, and
+farther off the irregular line of a landscape not unlike
+summer&#8217;s horizon, gave the eye a pleasant change.
+Football would now be possible on grass and not a
+dust-heap. Sailor-town was on the opposite bank&#8211;a
+miscellany of ship&#8217;s chandlers&#8217; offices, gin palaces,
+untidy trams, and nondescript premises.</p>
+
+<p>The gangway was lowered, the donkeyman was
+seen at once going ashore with his mandoline, and
+we ourselves of the football persuasion followed with
+the Football. We returned in time to see the
+steward&#8217;s patience nominally rewarded with a small
+yellow catfish, who showed the greatest wrath at the
+trick which had been played on him, stiffening his
+poisonous fin and actually barking.</p>
+
+<p>The next morning, despite the odour of the guano,
+was a better one than those in South Basin. For all
+its mud, the river looked cheerful; its many small
+craft, as yellow as vermilion or as green as paint
+could make them, lying quiet or passing by, caught
+the early sun. Even the dredgers&#8217; barges, with their
+hue of Thiepval in November, showed the agreeable
+activities of a new day, and breakfast.</p>
+
+<p>But we were not to be long in Riachuelo. About
+midday it became known that the <i>Bonadventure</i> was
+to leave before evening for Bahia Blanca, a three
+days&#8217; journey to the south. The further orders,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_106'></a>106</span>
+what cargo was to be received, and where it was to
+be delivered, were as yet withheld. Phillips, the
+chief engineer, was disappointed at this departure&#8211;his
+son would have been able to meet him in town
+within a day or two. To leave a message for him
+in charge of the Mission, he proposed that I should
+go with him in the afternoon, and that I was happy
+to do.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, awaiting dinner, we strolled along the
+waterside. It was sultry and glaring. We passed
+shipping of all sorts and conditions, old junk, discarded
+masts, boilers eaten through with rust, anchors
+imbedded in the ground, even a torpedo-boat gone
+to ruin, nameless; saw an incredibly old man with
+his beard done in a knot, whittling away at a piece
+of wood in the sun, tribes of mongrel dogs, and the
+casual population of the tin town which rambled
+here drowsy and malodorous, down to the water&#8217;s
+edge. The purple trumpet-like flowers that climbed
+the ragged woodwork seemed not more gay, nevertheless,
+than the young men and women who crowded
+to and from the transporter between this shipping
+parish and Buenos Aires.</p>
+
+<p>From Buenos Aires itself, what but the hastiest
+impression could I take away with me? Melancholy
+it was to me to find so little apparent survival of the
+town as it must have been in its first centuries. My
+last walk did not altogether revise my picture of bar-tobacconist-bar-tobacconist;
+of powdered Venuses,
+over-dressed Adonises; of shops without display,
+receding obscurely; of cinematograph theatres
+crudely decorated with notices of rank buckjumping
+&#8220;dramas&#8221;; of innumerable tramways, here, there
+and everywhere; of green sunny courtyards at the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_107'></a>107</span>
+end of passages between dismal shuttered façades;
+of trees with drooping foliage before flat roofs with
+flimsy chimneys&#8211;mere drain-pipes&#8211;at the top of
+high white dead walls; of bonneted policemen
+with their hands on their swords; of boys teasing
+horses; of whizzing taxis, and dray-horses fighting
+for a start on the inimical cobbles; of pavements
+suitable for tight-rope walkers; of the power of
+money; of living for the present, or the day after
+to-morrow; of a straw-hat existence. But I must
+admit that my scantiest notions of a town refer in
+temper to the quality of its second-hand bookshops.</p>
+
+<p>So then, the ship being under orders to leave at
+four, soon after five the port authorities held a sort
+of roll-call amidships, and the pilots and the tugs
+arrived. The port authorities consisted of a young
+officer who looked likely to trip himself up with his
+beautiful sword, a lanky humorist, with sergeant&#8217;s
+chevrons, at his heels, and one or two other attendants.
+Soon after these vigilants had gone down the ladder
+again, the <i>Bonadventure</i> began to move, and the bags
+of guano were a tyranny that is overpast. That
+channel into which I had been pleased to see the
+<i>Bonadventure</i> come I now watched her leave without
+remorse. The dredgers fall behind our course, the
+fishing-boats, and the perches of the sea-eagles. We
+met a breeze, surprisingly strong, which made even
+these slothful waters choppy. The sun went out in
+a colder sky, beyond the outlines of the great chimneys
+and transporters; and presently a line of
+dwindling lights, surmounted by one or two more
+conspicuous, stood for Buenos Aires. Meantime the
+wind blew hard and loud. When the first pilot went
+to make his way home, the tug coming up for him
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_108'></a>108</span>
+was flung against the sides of the ship two or three
+times, and he was obliged to jump from his swaying
+rope ladder, &#8220;judging the time.&#8221; We ran on, with
+many red and yellow lights flashing around our track.
+The taste of coal-dust, let alone the feel of it as a
+garment, made me wish the wind an early good night.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_109'></a>109</span><a id='link_18'></a>XVIII</h2>
+
+<p>There were differences of opinion about the precise
+distance between Buenos Aires and Bahia Blanca, in
+which it seemed the authority of the steward was not
+accepted. Travelling light, however, the <i>Bonadventure</i>
+seemed little concerned about fifty miles
+either way. A current assisted in this turn of speed.</p>
+
+<p>It was enjoyable to be out of sight of land once
+more, in a morning coolness, with seagulls piping in
+our wake; although they were yellowish waters that
+were rolling by. The second pilot went down to the
+motor boat due to take him home; the blue peter
+was hauled down when he had gone; and we hurried
+south. A dove came by, alighted; presumably our
+course lay at no great distance from the coast: a sail,
+a smoke-trail here and there dappled the circling scene.
+The sailors and apprentices set to, cleaning the holds
+in preparation for a cargo of grain&#8211;a black job.
+Bucketful after bucketful was flung over the side,
+the wind playfully carrying off the murky clouds. I
+washed clothes at a safe distance.</p>
+
+<p>It was at this time or near it that an addition to
+my daily course was made. So long as the <i>Bonadventure</i>
+was at sea, the ship&#8217;s officers received cocoa
+and sandwiches by way of supper. To this edible
+privilege I could not imagine that I had the slightest
+claim, nor in fact was I anxious to be elected; but
+when the steward out of his magnanimity conferred
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_110'></a>110</span>
+it upon me I naturally received it with thanks.</p>
+
+<p>The cocoa indeed was not to be lightly considered
+when ten o&#8217;clock found me, as it mostly did, with
+Mead on his night watch. The first night after we
+had left the mouth of the Plate, his mind was full of
+one matter. Before we had been released from
+Wilson&#8217;s Wharf, acting on the advice of the vendor,
+he had bought a fifth share in a lottery ticket. With
+this qualification, he began to paint his future in all
+the colours of £1,166&#8211;his possible, or as he wished
+to be assured, his probable, harvest. A small schooner,
+in the enchanted atmosphere of his pipe, seemed
+already to own him master; she would trade for
+long years of prosperity in South Sea islands, where
+uncultivated fruits and beauties abound. While we
+agreed on the plan, the moon went down; multitudes
+of stars shone out, and meteors at moments ran down
+the sky. A broad glow to starboard revealed the
+nearness of the coast. Everything was most still,
+except perhaps Mead&#8217;s spirit. There might be some
+hitch. But no, he felt his luck was in; he was sure,
+something told him that he carried the winning
+number.</p>
+
+<p>The day&#8217;s entries in my diary now began thus, or
+nearly: &#8220;Need I say it again&#8211;One mosquito, etc.,
+but I killed him; then, one mosquito, etc.&#8221; The
+persistence of these self-satisfied hovering devils was
+puzzling, for the mornings dawned almost bitterly
+fresh, and the breeze was always awake. Its direction
+had now laid, during the night, a carpet of glittering
+coal-dust along the passage outside the door; and the
+day being Sunday, which should by all precedent be
+marked by an increased radiance in the outward as
+well as in the inward man, it was impossible to keep
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_111'></a>111</span>
+clean. For the inward man, I once again took refuge
+in Young&#8217;s <i>Night Thoughts</i>, which, despite the disapproval
+of Mr. Masefield&#8217;s Dauber, I will maintain
+to give room and verge enough to annotate, parody,
+wilfully miscomprehend, skip, doze, and indulge what
+trains of thought whether ethical, fanciful, or reminiscent.</p>
+
+<p>A gentler air, a bluer sea, a sandy coast in view.
+There was something lyrical about the &#8220;dirty ship&#8221;
+as with the buoyancy of her cargoless holds she
+fleeted to the south. Mead, his future resplendent
+with £1,166 and its South Sea bubble, seemed to feel
+this rhythmical impulse. Every now and then, in
+his consultations, he would break forth into singing,
+but seldom more than a fragment at a time; now it
+was &#8220;Farewell and adieu to you, bright Spanish
+Ladies&#8221;&#8211;a grand old tune&#8211;now &#8220;Six men dancing
+on the dead man&#8217;s chest.&#8221; But most, he gave in
+honour of his native Australia a ballad of a monitory
+sort with a wild yet sweet refrain. It began</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>I was born in the city of Sydney,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;And I was an apprentice bound,</p>
+<p>And many&#8217;s the good old time I&#8217;ve had</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;In that dear old Southern town.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>The apprentice fell in with a dark lady&#8211;indeed &#8220;she
+came tripping right into his way.&#8221; It was an
+unfortunate encounter. He became her &#8220;darling
+flash boy.&#8221; He could readily put the case against
+her when, as receiver of stolen goods, he had served
+some years in jail; and then, like the author of
+<i>George Barnwell</i>, he addressed apprentices on the
+subject:</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>So all young men take a warning and</p>
+<p>Beware of that black velvet tie.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_112'></a>112</span>But yet, and here was the charm of the ballad, and
+the token of his entanglement by Neæra&#8217;s hair, ever
+and anon came the burden</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>For her eyes they shone like the diamonds,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought her a Queen of the land,</p>
+<p>And the hair that hung over her shoulders was</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;Tied up with a black velvet band.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>When Mead later on gave me a copy of this song,
+which I shall not forget, duly set out in &#8220;cantos,&#8221; he
+was good enough to ornament it with a little picture
+of the black bow as tailpiece.</p>
+
+<p>The heat became very strong, and as the day
+declined, a great cloud-bank rose up out to sea, and
+the air settled to that stillness in which the fall of the
+ripples from the side sounds most insistent. Dark
+came on, and from two arches or caverns of smouldering
+twilight under the extremities of that mighty
+cloud the lightnings burst; lightnings in whose
+general wide waft of brightness intense white wreaths
+suddenly lived and withered, branches of fire stretched
+forth and were gone; while in the opposite heaven
+&#8220;like a dying lady,&#8221; went the horned moon.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile the <i>Bonadventure</i> not slacking her
+unusual speed came to a lightship; then (for this was
+a pilot station) the engines thrashed up the water as
+she man&oelig;uvred for the pilot&#8217;s most comfortable
+approach. The boatmen came rowing him lustily out
+to us; our rope ladder was lowered&#8211;at these moments
+I was sensible of a sort of proud anxiety on the part
+of all aboard, that such a detail should be carried out
+with all despatch&#8211;and up he came. And after him,
+a rope was asked for, and sent down; up came a great
+stringful of fish, gleaming like the sea under the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_113'></a>113</span>
+moon; and once more the rope went down, and a
+collection of jars which were at once thought to contain
+wine was hauled on board. Then, from the boat
+&#8220;Finish!&#8221; but she did not depart, making fast to
+the <i>Bonadventure</i>. She circling about the lightship,
+at length brought her companion within a stone&#8217;s
+throw. Then the boat was cut adrift, and we went
+on our way towards a line of buoys whose flashes lit
+up the expanse ahead.</p>
+
+<p>We came now close by the misty lights of a town
+named Puerto Militar and further on those of Ingeniero
+White, the little port of Bahia Blanca to which the
+<i>Bonadventure</i> was actually bound, began to beckon.
+About eleven the anchors were let go, and the pilot
+retired to sleep; but I still stayed with Mead, regarding
+dully the dull lights of our surroundings, and
+consuming cocoa, and blessing the exhalation of the
+continent which had first met me at sea some weeks
+ago. Already fishing, the steward leaned over the
+rail close by; he had often painted the angling at
+Bahia Blanca in enthusiastic colours. However, he
+seemed to catch nothing.</p>
+
+<p>By this the moon, that had grown almost a giantess
+as she stooped down the horizon, and had reddened
+like a glowing coal to the last almost, was dwindling.
+The orb became a beacon dying on a hill; then
+dropped below the sky. The lightnings over the
+quiet sea had almost ceased.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_114'></a>114</span><a id='link_19'></a>XIX</h2>
+
+<p>I slept heavily, and when I got up, the <i>Bonadventure</i>
+had moved into the channel towards Ingeniero
+White, and was lying at anchor outside that place.
+The scenery about us was of pleasing ugliness, worthy
+of George Crabbe&#8217;s poetical painting. To seaward
+there lay long stretches of mud, or banks of a sort
+of grass&#8211;long layers of brown and green ending
+at the frontier of a blue-grey rainy sky; and the
+land was low, featureless (save for a mountain height
+in the hazy interior) and dark. Close to our mooring
+was the assemblage of motley huts and tenements,
+galvanized iron roofs, tall chimneys, and more
+notably the grain elevators, under which several other
+steamers were lying. Above the salt marshes a
+rainbow touched the clouds, and too soon the sun
+was pouring upon everything a dazzling sultry
+heat.</p>
+
+<p>At breakfast the fish which the pilot had brought
+aboard as a kindly offering during the night were
+eaten, curried. This mode of serving them displeased
+the Saloon. The steward, affecting to be in a philosophic
+doze in his lair, could not fail to have heard
+such scathing remarks as these:</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;The nicest fish I&#8217;ve had down here.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Yes, spoiled.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Wasted.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Why the devil must they go and camouflage it?&#8221;</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_115'></a>115</span>&#8220;If it had been high we&#8217;d have had it neat.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Must have curry and rice on Monday morning.
+Mustn&#8217;t go outside the routine.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Well, you see, if they started on the wrong note
+on Monday they wouldn&#8217;t be able to pick up the tune
+for the rest of the week.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;O, it&#8217;s easy. Steak, steak, steak.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>We hurried our breakfast amid these criticisms,
+as the port authority was expected. Towards nine
+o&#8217;clock, all hands being assembled amidships, his
+launch came to the foot of the gangway. Eight
+sailors in white uniform rowed this launch. He
+divested himself of his sword, came up, and went
+inside Hosea&#8217;s quarters to &#8220;talk things over&#8221;; whereupon,
+the parade broke up. The next event was,
+we changed our mooring. As we passed to the
+new tether, which was among several tramps as
+ladylike as ourselves, I had my first experience
+of the groaning, screeching and gasping noise which
+the machinery of a dredger can make, as its buckets
+come round on the endless chain and empty themselves
+into the barge alongside. I wonder these
+contrivances were not introduced during the Passchendaele
+operations. They would have served two
+purposes, that of keeping a good depth of water for
+the infantry to swim through; and that of demoralizing
+the enemy.</p>
+
+<p>We remained only a few minutes in this new
+position. Then we moved into a dock, lined with
+warehouses as they appeared, under whose grey tin
+roofs were stacked bags of grain in large profusion.
+With much shouting and manipulating of ropes,
+we got in, behind the steamer <i>Caxambu</i>; alongside
+a framework of piles. On these, even the less accessible
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_116'></a>116</span>
+slanting timbers, many a ship&#8217;s name scrawled
+in black or red paint, and often followed by the
+date of the call, addressed the new-comer&#8217;s eye.
+In these inscriptions the S&#8217;s, B&#8217;s, D&#8217;s, and 9&#8217;s, had
+a tendency to be reversed. I thought that the
+exotic poets and others who deny their readers capital
+letters, apostrophes and so forth might here find
+another inspiration. The medley of names included
+such as the <i>Trebarthan</i>, the <i>King Arthur</i>, the <i>Alf</i>,
+the <i>Olive</i>, the <i>Bilbao</i>. And the <i>Keats</i>; why <i>Keats</i>?
+Apart from this mystery, I could not help contrasting
+many of the names with those of the figure-head
+days, and like the posy of a ring, some of them
+came into my mind, from my reading, the <i>John
+and Judith</i>, <i>Charming Nancy</i>, <i>Love and Unity</i>,
+<i>Lancashire Witch</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Here, the heat seemed to redouble, and the flies
+to bite harder accordingly. For some time nothing
+much happened. The Captain, after being visited
+by the doctor, ship&#8217;s chandler and others, but not
+such a swarm as on our previous berthing, went
+ashore, leaving Bicker, who prided himself upon
+his mathematical faculty, to wrestle with the problems
+of the Customs manifest. I myself had handed
+over trench stores; this looked a worse job, and
+there were the familiar dilemmas of one thing with
+different names.</p>
+
+<p>The ship was not here, it soon showed, to take
+her time. Loading began after dinner. A leather
+band or rather gutter working on rollers was lifted
+out from the wharf over each of several holds, and
+a spout fixed at its extremity; the gang in charge
+spread sacking under the feeding band and directed
+the spout as they wished. Then the machinery
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_117'></a>117</span>
+behind began to drone, and the grain, like a gliding
+brook, to travel along the leather band; whence,
+at the overturn, it leapt into the spout which directed
+its descent into the hold, while a sort of idle snowstorm
+of chaff and draff glistened thick in the sunlight.
+Many heads looked over the rails to see this
+process at first, but there was a sameness about it
+and the heads quickly found other occupation.
+Presently I went to look at the activities behind
+the scenes, where a gang was taking bags of grain
+from a railway truck and emptying them through a
+grating into another travelling conduit, which duly
+under the flooring of the building bore the wheat
+to the automatic machines. There, it seemed to
+my inept wish to learn, it was amassed until a certain
+weight was registered, and that point reached the
+heap was flung forward into the feeder which ran
+up to the spout over our hold. Before the yellow
+current arrived there, it had been sampled at intervals
+by a boy who squatted beside, dipping a horn-shaped
+can on the end of a stick into it, and filling
+thereby small labelled sacks convenient to him.</p>
+
+<p>The Brazilian steamer ahead of us was receiving
+the grain in bags, which looked oddly like pigs
+asleep as they were hurried along the endless band.
+On this steamer, the <i>Caxambu</i>, real live pigs and
+sheep were routing about over the forecastle. I was
+told that she was an ex-German. Anyway, though
+in déshabille, she was a handsome ship. Her bell
+was the most resonant; the <i>Bonadventure&#8217;s</i> was
+known still more surely for a thin tinkler when that
+gong rang.</p>
+
+<p>For the settlement beyond, it was not conspicuous.
+The spires of Bahia Blanca showed up white some
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_118'></a>118</span>
+few miles inland; the nearer scene was one of tin
+roofs, of railway coaches and wagons, small muddy
+decks and mud flats. Naturally the steward was
+fishing. But nothing was biting. He stood pensively
+gazing into heaven, even holding the line listlessly,
+when the third mate having collected a good attendance
+crept up behind him as quiet as a cat and jerked
+the line with the hungry violence of a monster,
+contriving also to make his retreat out of sight
+before the aged angler had quite decided that he
+was <i>not</i> going to catch a huge bass. This heartless
+deception was very popular. Something was necessary
+to while away the evening despite its bright
+array of dewy-lighted clouds, which suited the
+coolness of the air. The grumble of the machinery
+gave place to &#8220;Cock Robin&#8221; and other classic
+opportunities for bawling; and cards were brought
+out.</p>
+
+<p>The next day, cold enough for every one, and
+proving that the English climate is not alone in its
+uncertain habits, went on quietly. The party who
+brought the sacks of grain to the door of the railway
+truck, the man who there at singular speed cut
+away the string from the mouths of the sacks, the
+lads who swept all loose grain from the truck and
+its neighbourhood&#8211;all were working to load us as
+if their lives depended on it. Actually, no doubt,
+this was the case. The <i>Bonadventure</i> ceased to tower
+aloft out of the water.</p>
+
+<p>Bicker, Mead and the passenger-purser passed
+the evening in the village. We went in and out
+of shops in a casual manner. There was one whose
+contents were sufficiently varied for the sailors&#8217;
+fancy. On one wall hung a large collection of crudely
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_119'></a>119</span>
+cured pelts, the fur of wild cats, foxes, and other
+animals. From the ceiling hung, unpitied, many
+canaries imprisoned in yellow cages; under the
+counters were displayed baskets made of turtle
+shells, lined with pink sateen. Cigarettes of all
+nationalities, boot polishes of uncertain price and
+utility, and in the window a regiment of notes and
+coins advertising the money-changer&#8217;s department,
+caught my eye. There were even old books. As
+we were leaving two sailors entered bearing a cage
+wrapped in paper. They accosted the fat and
+greasy shopkeeper abruptly.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Canary eh? died &#8217;smornin&#8217; eh?&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>(This &#8220;eh?&#8221; was the mainstay of our Anglo-Argentine
+intercourse.)</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Ah, Ah, no give monjay!&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Yes, mucho plenty monjay.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The question in short was, what about giving us
+our money back?&#8211;but we could not stop long
+enough to see the result. Further along, children&#8217;s
+sandals were ranged in a window. Mead thought
+that he would shine in a pair like them; but the
+shopkeeper thought his inquiry for sandals size 9
+a good joke.</p>
+
+<p>At this stage, when Mead emerged, I was very
+sorry to have to call his attention to a board in
+the window, which in his concentration on the
+sandals he had overlooked. It was a board giving
+the numbers (announced that day) of the winning
+lottery tickets. None of these numbers coincided
+with that owned by Mead.</p>
+
+<p>The disappointment quite naturally led us to the
+refreshment room at the station and kept us there
+until the hour of closing. The angry Mead in some
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_120'></a>120</span>
+measure became reconciled to the injustice which
+he had suffered, and we all enjoyed the friendliness
+of the waiters. These, not being over busy, played
+the fool, except one who behind the bar sat with
+pen and ink and a folio blank-book laboriously
+copying an English exercise on the ancient pattern:
+Have you seen my glove?&#8211;Yes, I have seen your
+glove, &amp;c. One endeavoured to persuade us that
+he was a Russian, and feigned a horrid interest in a
+news paragraph about Lenin. The other indulged
+in an anti-French speech, with gestures. &#8220;La
+Liberté!&#8221; he jeered, at the same time grasping
+vigorously in all directions.</p>
+
+<p>Our nights were disturbed by mosquitoes, not so
+ferocious as formerly, and cats. Aboard, it still
+seemed cold; but ashore there was little breeze,
+and my walks round the town were warm work.
+The outskirts of this ramshackle place were dreary,
+but I liked them better than city streets. They
+formed a loose encampment of tin, or plaster, or
+matchboard, in which one would perhaps notice
+most the open drains, the chickens, goats (some
+of them of most sheepish appearance), cows, pigs,
+cats, dogs of the silly sort, sunflowers, and gentlemen
+in blue cotton trousers, about the thresholds.
+Grumble as you may at militarism, most army camps
+would have been better favoured in some respects:
+since here, despite the prospects of mud suggested
+by the dust of the present season, no hut seemed
+to have a raised approach, whether stone causeway
+or duck-walk. I never walked into Bahia Blanca,
+though not far short of its tall spires, but found
+these habitations a sufficient view; the way back
+to the <i>Bonadventure</i> might be over a moorish level,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_121'></a>121</span>
+thickly grown over with yellow flowering weed, and
+all sorts of drouthy &#8220;flora of the marsh.&#8221; Marsh,
+however, it was not, the soil being thoroughly baked
+and cracked. Here were a few birds, that seemed
+to me the thrushes of the place; a few butterflies;
+beetles, lying dead here and there; lizards in greater
+number. But the fields hereabouts had all a solitary
+look. Often the track was inches deep in dust.</p>
+
+<p>On one of my walks, the wireless operator being
+with me, we were seen going up from the wharf
+by the ship&#8217;s carpenter, who, it afterwards came
+out, had tried to attract our attention by shouting.
+The reason for his attempt is interesting. He was,
+in fact, at that time in &#8220;calaboosh,&#8221; having been
+haled thither during the night, according to a prophecy
+of Mead&#8217;s. Looking too long on the wine (three
+glasses, by his reckoning) and the beer (one innocent
+glass), he had succeeded in arriving abreast of the
+Brazilian next to us. At this point, he had the
+misfortune to lose the way to the <i>Bonadventure</i>;
+and presently for his safety the police took him to
+the cells. Thence, the next afternoon, Chips was
+released, and that without even a fine. The winter
+wind is not so unkind as this cadaverous man&#8217;s
+ingratitude to the gendarmes for their kindly act.
+Asked about it, he complained in loud and bitter
+terms that such things should be, and</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with swinish phrase</p>
+<p>Soiled their addition.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>This episode appeared to please the mate, Meacock,
+in no small degree. He recounted other imprisonments;
+told of black sheep among crews newly
+arrived from Sing Sing and similar haunts, for whose
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_122'></a>122</span>
+arrest a warrant was always handed to the police
+as soon as the ship arrived in port; described the
+difficulty of getting these incorrigibles from the
+ship to the wharf, the police having no sanction
+to touch them on the ship; and how the Brazilian
+police got the upper hand of bruisers towering above
+them by lambasting them with the flat of their
+swords.</p>
+
+<p>Lethargy and grain dust seemed to hang in our
+air together. The exploration of Ingeniero White as
+an amusement became less liked as time went on, and
+as sometimes the dull sky broke in a drizzle of rain.
+One hatch was filled with wheat; the gang trimmed
+it quickly; and the loading of the other hatches
+continued apace, so that our going to sea again
+looked close at hand. The sailors and apprentices
+with pots of paint were perched at various points
+above and beside the ship; and it was no great
+surprise to me when one of the boys, much given to
+recreation, suddenly appeared in a waterlogged
+state.</p>
+
+<p>The town was not without its Mission to Sailors.
+It depended upon the energies of a very small English
+community, of course, but they kept up a comfortable
+room, where dancing and singing were entered upon
+in the evenings; the standards of pastime required
+by Bicker and Mead, however, were not reached.
+It pleased them to drift about; to call at the refreshment
+room of the station and throw dice for drinks,
+to prowl about the town with an independent air.
+The funds at the disposal of this party were dwindling.
+It was therefore proposed to take to the vile syrup
+known as <i>caña</i> instead of whisky, and an ingenious
+logic was discovered in favour of the plan, apart
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_123'></a>123</span>
+from the great cheapness of the caña. As thus:
+Even at B.A. (did you but know it) you often had
+turpentine sold you for whisky; in fact, here, if
+you asked for whisky, ten to one that what you
+received was caña at four times its proper price.
+Better ask for caña straight away. This reasoning
+in favour of an adopted plan could not be answered
+except by sudden wealth. These driftings were
+mainly spent in wondering what to do next. (The
+only real prospect was, to get back to the ship.)
+If any decision was made, it was a picturesque
+one. For instance, the town being abed, we went
+into a general stores where there was a light showing
+the proprietor about to close. Somewhat to his
+surprise, and after the first few moments to his
+discontent, supper was taken, dog biscuits and cream
+cheese, washed down with yellow caña&#8211;a more
+inflammatory distillation even than the white. And
+so home.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_124'></a>124</span><a id='link_20'></a>XX</h2>
+
+<p>We did not get away so quickly as had been thought,
+and as every one seemed to wish. Heavy skies
+came on, giving the slack waters a leaden look. The
+air, though it was not hot, was close; and the fine
+dust from the grain which carpeted all the decks
+began to sit heavy on the lungs. Among the business
+outstanding remained that of stowing 7,500 bags
+in the bunker hatch&#8211;slower work, clearly, than
+the loading in bulk which had until now been the
+method with the <i>Bonadventure</i>. Bicker and Mead,
+as they supervised the trimming of hatches that
+had been filled, wore a melancholy look, nor was the
+entry at breakfast of two young men from the Customs,
+though pleasant acquaintances, considered a relief.
+If clouds disappeared, and left the day like a
+furnace, there was every facility for doing nothing
+at all. Even at evening the cabins were filled
+with tepid air and flies: and most of us might be
+found leaning over the rails in silence, watching
+sunset&#8217;s orange red colour to the prime and die
+away again in the sky and the water below it, scarcely
+marked with a ripple; and then the moon riding
+high above our bridge, itself not unexalted, not
+ungraceful by its proximity to the warehouse. In
+such a night comes Mead, and a consultation ends in
+my approaching Mouldytop the steward with
+respectful petition for ship&#8217;s biscuits. These soon
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_125'></a>125</span>
+refreshed in my mind Solomon&#8217;s choosing a dish of
+herbs and love over a stalled ox and hatred.</p>
+
+<p>The time now arrived when I was honourably
+appointed to a job of work. I felt proud indeed
+when Meacock explained it to me. It was, to keep
+count of the number of bags of grain shipped for the
+bunker hatch and another one aft. The tallyman
+employed by the merchants kept his record, shouting
+out his &#8220;Una, dos, tres&#8221; until each tally of bags
+was complete; the ship&#8217;s representative looked on
+at the descending bags and made his oblique strokes
+in his book accordingly. This work in effect was
+not so simple as it sounds; sometimes after a pause
+the bags would be let loose suddenly and in quick
+succession, nor moreover was it possible to question
+the other tallyman at the moments of disagreement,
+since he spoke no English and I no Spanish.</p>
+
+<p>This delivery of some thousands of bags was to
+be completed in the course of a day, but was not.
+The arrangement of shoots for the bags to travel
+down was as neat as a scenic railway: they slid
+down one, were deflected by a fixed bag at the foot
+of it to another shoot at right angles to it, and so
+on down to the caverns and the packers. The
+day&#8217;s work ended, but some thousands of bags
+remained to be put aboard, and I felt that I was
+growing used to times and seasons nautical, &#8220;the
+ways of a ship,&#8221; in the cook&#8217;s phrase. When a
+sergeant-major says, Parade at 8.30, he is understood
+to have ordered a parade for 8.15; but I suspect that
+at sea, should the tramp be expected away this
+week, next week is the actual time of departure.</p>
+
+<p>Newspapers reached the ship from Buenos Aires,
+one day old, and by that time having an antiquarian
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_126'></a>126</span>
+value of twenty centavos, or fourpence. In consequence
+we generally went without; yet somehow
+important news, such as the result of Cardiff City
+versus Tottenham Hotspur, was quickly passed
+round. Unimportant, such as the latest development
+in the Anglo-Irish situation, was considered &#8220;politics,&#8221;
+and its seeker ignored.</p>
+
+<p>The wharves were haunted, it goes without saying,
+by rats; more publicly, by dogs. One grey giant
+was regarded, especially by the mess-room boy,
+with romantic fondness. His history, if his, was
+current. He was &#8220;a Yankee,&#8221; but had lost his
+passage in the North American ship to which he
+belonged; and now, it was maintained, he made a
+complete round of all the docks, boarded every
+ship that came in, and looked into the alleyways
+to try and recognize his own. The dog did, I agree,
+wear a saddened expression. But, discreetly, I did
+not feel sure about his sentimental journey. It was
+&#8220;Mess-room&#8221; too who encouraged a cat to prepare
+for the homeward voyage, and I cannot say that
+he at first appeared likely to persuade the animal,
+which, shut in for the night, like Chips on a recent
+occasion, gave vent to piercing miaows. Parrots
+and monkeys, without which surely no sailor should
+ever return to his native village, were alike scarce.</p>
+
+<p>The subject of my future standing in the village
+tavern had already been discussed when others failed.
+It now arose again. The saloon&#8217;s ideas of rural
+England were almost as broad as mine of sea life.
+They could see or affected to see nothing else in
+agriculture but one large joke; and its communities
+as so many tribes of gaping lads in smocks, with
+churchwardens, clustering about the oldest inhabitant.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_127'></a>127</span>
+I had told them not once nor twice that no one in
+my village had any sense of distance, or wish to
+travel, or to hear of travels. But still it was believed
+that on my return I should be received at the inevitable
+&#8220;Green Cow&#8221; or &#8220;Pig and Whistle&#8221; with
+roars of applause, all mouths in the shape of O&#8217;s,
+all attentions grappled to my lightest word. More
+probably, I hinted, if I were to return and mention
+as a news item a voyage in a tramp to South America,
+the patronage would preserve a chilling silence, as
+who should say, &#8220;We are too old for these youthful
+frivolities. We are not amused&#8221;; and would then
+resume the old buzz of &#8216;sheening and jack hares
+and the riches of the rich&#8217;&#8211; But I was not heard.</p>
+
+<p>Lightning, a passion with me, grew bright and
+furious towards the end of our stay, about the fall
+of darkness; in its blue flare, it was startling to see
+how like a wreck a Swedish motor-ship, which had
+put in because of a fire aboard, lay lonely at some
+distance from us. Presently the rain came down
+and cooled the air; the night grew quiet then,
+the far thunder dying out, or if there was noise,
+it was the cricket&#8217;s cry, and the gruff brief conversation
+of the ship&#8217;s watchman with his comrade
+on the wharf as he passed by.</p>
+
+<p>Sunday came again, day of washing for Meacock
+and others; day of eggs and bacon for the Saloon&#8217;s
+breakfast, and with it special duff and crimson
+sauce for dinner, tinned pineapple and cake for
+tea. Fortified thus, Bicker and Mead and myself
+go a-fishing on the opposite quay, where some Argentines
+have been catching fine fish. Now it is, to the
+best of my memory, the fact that I have never yet
+caught one fish on Sunday; and so I should have
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_128'></a>128</span>
+been wiser than to have joined in this excursion.
+Luck stopped dead as soon as we began, and to
+make things worse, through a sleepy reply of Bicker&#8217;s
+I imagined the line to be made fast to the jetty, and
+threw out the sinker with special success &#8220;far out
+at sea.&#8221; That line was not made fast. It had
+belonged to the steward. He, when he heard the
+disaster, stood in a kind of <i>rigor</i>, gazing at high
+heaven as one insensible to misfortune.</p>
+
+<p>And now came our last day at Ingeniero White.
+Not too soon, it seemed; the scenery of the port
+having but little of freshness, and the drama of loading
+again lacking in situations. Mosquitoes here served
+me well by arousing me in the early morning, as
+I was instructed to take a hand at six with tallying
+the bags of grain. I was there to the moment,
+but my duty proved to be that of standing by,
+enjoying life. At twelve, all hands were mustered
+amidships and numbered by the port authority,
+and one was missing. At length it was found out
+who, namely, one Towsle the sleepiest of the apprentices,
+and where&#8211;in his bath, dozing unaware of the
+parade outside the door. The pilot came aboard at
+three, and the tug <i>Lydia</i> presented herself to guide
+the <i>Bonadventure</i> out: there was much business
+with ropes fore and aft, and the ship swinging round
+was free of the wharf about the top of the tide.
+The warehouses with their stacks of bags, slippered
+blue-trousered handymen, surpliced overseers with
+their sampling hollow bayonets, railway trucks and
+capstans, ubiquitous dogs and all, began to recede.
+But we had not come more than a couple of miles
+from the elevators, nor out of sight of the refugee-like
+town behind them, when we anchored to await
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_129'></a>129</span>
+Hosea. At a considerable space from the town, all
+alone, we saw as we waited the big drab square
+building euphemistically known aboard as the
+&#8220;variety show.&#8221; It was a sad sight, and to me in
+its significance of some people&#8217;s luck in this world, a
+challenge to my random cheerful philosophy, which
+I have not yet been able entirely to dismiss.</p>
+
+<p>Presently from the land a storm began to foreshadow
+itself, and suddenly there was a burst of wild
+piping wind, like a spiteful cry, that flung sharp rain
+over us and in scarcely a minute had died down
+again. Its short career sent every one interested
+scampering to take in the canvas awnings, and left
+a breeze which when the captain arrived in a launch,
+carrying some newspapers, blew them round him
+like a garment. He was wearing a straw hat. He
+jammed it on with a will and hurried up the rope
+ladder. With his return, we were at sea again, though
+not yet in the open.</p>
+
+<p>The evening was one of strange majesty. One saw
+clouds amassing in every similitude of mountainous
+immensity and ascent, and wild lights everywhere
+burning among them; but most of all, a tawny
+lion&#8217;s colour mantled in a great tract of the sky
+and below shone dim yet in a manner dazzling
+from the darkening water. The heat of the day
+had been oven-like. Lightnings began after a red
+weeping sunset, sheet lightnings often veined with the
+fiercest forks of white flame, wreaths of golden fire,
+volleys, cataracts, serpents; and these danced about
+the horizon until daybreak, sometimes in silence,
+sometimes with deep but weary-sounding thunderclaps.
+The light that these wanderers cast was
+often of an intensity scarcely credible. A deluge of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_130'></a>130</span>
+rain was always imminent, but only towards dawn
+arrived.</p>
+
+<p>The <i>Bonadventure</i> had been, under these innumerable
+lights, making quiet way down an avenue of buoys
+twinkling in their degree, and came into view of the
+lightship beyond them. The pilot sounded the siren
+(for he was to leave us here), and in reply to the
+second call of the siren the lamp of a boat pulling
+out towards us appeared. It was good-bye to the
+pilot and his bag, which on the end of a rope now
+caused a moment&#8217;s interest; the engines, stopped
+to let him depart, were started again, and the captain
+fixed the ship&#8217;s course. Mead&#8217;s watch, as usually it
+was, shared by the purser, engaged us in more recollections
+of the great war; and in the glitter first of a
+swarm of dragon-flies, then presently the surly
+gleam of the lightning, we talked on until midnight.
+I admired him for having already forgotten all about
+his disappointment in the lottery, and begun with
+new hopes according to his motto; <i>Quo fata vocant</i>.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_131'></a>131</span><a id='link_21'></a>XXI</h2>
+
+<p>The breakfast steaks were leathery past anticipations.
+The flies in the cabin were thousands strong. But
+the <i>Bonadventure</i> was homeward bound, and a
+general spirit of liveliness prevailed. Conversation
+was running much upon the value of the mark, for
+it was to Hamburg that we were believed to be
+going. Base hopes were expressed that the rate of
+exchange might be a thousand to the pound. No
+one imagined that this would some day be surpassed
+by eleven thousand. The Argentine had been
+expensive; the cheapness of Germany was thrown
+up all the clearer. As, however, I had no anxiety to
+buy a safety razor, mouth-organs, clocks, and pocket
+manicure sets, to which and other articles like them
+I imagined the German cheapness would be limited,
+I was not elated on that score.</p>
+
+<p>At any rate, here we were steaming north at a
+steady speed, with a light breeze ahead, and the
+coast of the Argentine slipping past, dimly seen.
+And everything was bent for England. For weeks
+the chief had expressed a longing for pancakes at
+almost every meal; and now, auspicious, they
+came. On the other hand, the cheese was done.
+Dark suspicions about a certain cake were also
+whispered; knowing ones, whose information was
+that Hosea had sent one aboard from Bahia Blanca
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_132'></a>132</span>
+for the benefit of the saloon, saw villainy in the delay
+of its forthcoming. When it did appear its pomp
+of white icing and green and red crescents, and
+diamonds of fruit ornaments, certainly warranted
+an anxiety, as for crown jewels.</p>
+
+<p>Meacock, the ever-busy and never-flustered, about
+this time showed me his private notebook, in which
+he had from time to time copied verses and aphorisms,
+chiefly from <i>Nash&#8217;s Magazine</i>, which he considered
+worthy. In this anthology of his I might have seen
+the signs of a literary revival aboard which shortly
+afterwards befell. I daresay he would have expanded
+a remark of his, &#8220;Novels were untrue to life, but
+life was not by itself interesting enough&#8221; (during
+the war he had commanded a trawler in the Mediterranean),
+had not the slow flash of a lighthouse appeared
+on the port side. He climbed to Monkey Island to
+take a bearing. The blurred lights of Mar del
+Plata past, our course was altered to agree with the
+set-back of the coast. Mead came up for his watch,
+eight bells went, and Meacock departed. His &#8220;Ay,
+ay&#8221; to the retiring steersman&#8217;s report, the apprentice&#8217;s
+reading of the log, and the forward lookout&#8217;s shout
+&#8220;The lights are bright, sir,&#8221; always had a handsome
+resonance and lingering dignity.</p>
+
+<p>Mead was by this time full of Hamburg, and he
+kept breaking into songs in very low Low German, and
+memories of one Helen, not without sighs. That
+romance was not the first, nor the last, which I heard
+from him. He would show me Hamburg! and
+by way of a Pisgah look, he drew gay pictures of
+that town, omitting however its architectural glories.
+Like critics of nature poetry, he saw the world in
+terms of men and women: and Hamburg as the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_133'></a>133</span>
+location of dancing saloons and a singular exhibition
+of waxworks.</p>
+
+<p>The evening had at first looked stormy, and sharp
+fits of lightning lit the low clouds, but all passed
+by. The clear and cool heaven was left, diamonded
+with steady constellations, and crowned with the
+round moon &#8220;and a star or two beside&#8221;; below
+like a field of silver lay the sea, and the quiet ship
+flung by veils of lily foam, and the shadows
+stealthily counter-changed the glistening decks. In
+these calm airs and waters, she made such good speed
+that the next afternoon we came in view of Monte
+Video. The pilot took over the bridge, and we
+were soon at anchor in the harbour, which seemed
+thronged with ships. Our business here was to
+load bunker coal, and as our coal was at the moment
+aboard a collier which was to be seen some distance
+out of the breakwaters, nothing was done this first
+evening. The news that his coal was yet to arrive
+at Monte Video was cheerfully imparted to Phillips
+with the comment, &#8220;Well, anyway, chief, you&#8217;ll
+get your coal nice and fresh&#8221;; but he seemed
+by no means consoled. Nor did the assurance of the
+shipping clerk&#8211;a somewhat lilified young man in
+immaculate blue serge&#8211;that &#8220;Our Cardiff house
+have let us down badly,&#8221; act as a charm upon his
+depression. He told me to stand by for the office
+of tallying at seven the next morning, and I thanked
+him. The request implied, perhaps, the paternal
+anxiety for my avoiding mischievous indolence which
+he had shown before.</p>
+
+<p>But meanwhile what was there to do? We lay
+at a distance from the shore, and had therefore
+no distraction. I watched the lighthouse on the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_134'></a>134</span>
+hill, the buoys, the ship&#8217;s signals, the trams on the
+quay, the other illuminant causes all round us; I
+listened to a brass band which, for whatever reason,
+was playing close to the harbour until late in the
+evening; and then, driven to extremes, I sat down
+to write a &#8220;novel&#8221; which became my refuge from
+ennui during what remained of my holiday, but
+which I fear will never be finished. I spoke to Mead
+about it. He thought little of my hero. I agreed to
+have the hero killed in a bayonet fight near Alberta
+pill-box, but he thought I might go still nearer to
+propriety and have the hero kill his man, and
+go through his pockets. There did seem something
+in this suggestion, and a few years ago such an
+ending as it conjured up would have been popular,
+I think:</p>
+
+<div class='bquote'>
+<p>&#8220;The battle was over. Whistling &#8216;Tipperary,&#8217; and
+placing the wallet and watch of his prostrate antagonist
+in the pocket of his body shield, Arthur strode
+onward to join his comrades at their evening meal
+in Houthulst Wood. Here let us leave him, calmly
+facing the morrow as only an Englishman can.</p>
+</div> <!-- block quote -->
+
+<div class='center'>
+<p>&#8220;THE END.&#8221;</p>
+</div> <!-- centered -->
+
+<p>The next day brought the worst weather that we
+had met since we left the Channel. At first it was
+merely cool and mild; but that was misleading.
+Down came the rain, thick, cold, and steady; and there
+seemed a sufficient supply to last until we left. I
+noticed it, myself, with more especial observation, at
+my post of tallyman.</p>
+
+<p>In the drizzle the lighters came alongside bringing
+the coal in bags. The stevedore&#8217;s gang and their
+own overseers arrived aboard. One of these overseers
+was an Englishman, who by his manner and
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_135'></a>135</span>
+speech had evidently been brought up in a widely
+different setting; but it was none of our business,
+though Bicker and others considered it a disgrace for
+an Englishman to be so employed. All I heard was
+that he came from the West of England, and that
+he was wild (which appeared sufficiently in his
+countenance); and I admired his intellect, and tried
+to make him feel that. The other overseer was a fat
+old Italian, who tallied with me for the lighter on the
+port side.</p>
+
+<p>As these men and the poor fellows who were
+emptying the sacks into the hatches or trimming
+the coal down below had been at work all the night,
+it was not surprising that our affairs moved slowly.
+The winch, steaming and thudding and jerking in a
+mutinous mood, brought up four bags at a time, on
+my side. The sling that held them was lowered to
+the deck, the hands rushed to swing them on to the
+improvised platforms beside the hatches, with a
+concerted roaring as if over the capture of a tiger.
+While these bags were being emptied, the sling
+would be descending into the lighter again; and
+so it continued, with a fog of coal particles wrapping
+the neighbourhood. The gang was a mixed multitude.
+Nationality might have been anything. The prevailing
+colour was a sable (unsilvered), under which
+mask might be distinguished Italian, Portuguese,
+Japanese, West Indian, and other types. Among
+the most energetic of those who were emptying the
+bags, the most vocal of the roarers, there was a tall,
+thin, humorous fellow who reminded me irresistibly
+of a brilliant poet and miscellanist of the modern
+school. I thought of that dazzling smile, that
+æsthetic face transferred to the surroundings of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_136'></a>136</span>
+Chelsea, and what a success, if looks meant anything,
+he ought to be! So strongly did I feel that in his
+hours of leisure and coallessness he was a critic of
+verse and <i>m&oelig;urs</i> that I almost asked him his name.</p>
+
+<p>My co-tallyman was pleasantly disposed. He
+asked me if I would give him one of several casks
+standing near the galley. I referred him to Phillips,
+who referred him to Meacock, who referred him elsewhere.
+We disagreed now and then over the tally,
+but I was able to hold my own. The <i>lex talionis</i>
+was in force. Sometimes I was induced to accept his
+surplus over my figure as accurate, but then I would
+take him back at another opportunity, and ignore
+his doleful &#8220;Make it <i>threeee</i>.&#8221; My imagination
+lagged behind his, which seemed to see occasional
+slings put aboard by aerial hands, and aerial coal
+at that, and these went down in his book. But
+altogether we &#8220;made it.&#8221; Mutual mistrust served
+the public good.</p>
+
+<p>The chief lent me a boiler suit, for which I was
+insufficient, and added an old macintosh presently.
+I soon grew black; even the tallyman, though he
+seemed to have some natural gift in his stubbled
+skin which repelled the grime, grew black. Presently
+I was disguised in the order of things as a film thug,
+with waterlogged cap sagging over eyes heavily inlaid
+in blackness. Tired as the labourers must have
+been, they went on working as if they liked it, grinning,
+singing, enjoying comments upon each other, and
+refreshing themselves with cheroots, cigarettes, peaches,
+or sups from cans containing a brown decoction like
+strong tea. They ceased at four.</p>
+
+<p>It was by way of variation in the evening that
+Bicker and Mead fell upon me, with the idea
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_137'></a>137</span>
+of shampooing the begrimed tallyman. Zambuk
+(Hosea&#8217;s trusted salve), lime cream, and talcum
+powder were employed. There was a struggle,
+however, which disturbed Meacock opposite. He
+came to the rescue, but leaping upon the two barbers,
+who were holding me down, he forgot that I was
+underneath. &#8220;Rough house,&#8221; the word went round.</p>
+
+<p>When the stevedore&#8217;s men arrived the following
+day, they were almost to a man rigged out in the
+cleanest of suits, or costumes rather. This was, to
+the best of my information, not the habit with the
+British trimmer. Their hats were pleasing to the
+eye. In his jet-black felt, my poetry-critic looked
+the picture of a member of the <i>Athenæum</i> staff
+(lamented <i>Athenæum</i>!). Others wore the type of
+hat but not the manner. A number of matey caps,
+check and khaki and indigo, then white wideawakes
+as though for haymaking, and a few pillbox-like
+creations in crimson and daffodil, made part of the
+splendour. Some of the coalheavers wore large
+sashes amidships, sashes of lurid colour also, violet
+and plum, extra shade. In the shirts, more colour
+appeared. Here, like Aurora, stepped Antonio in
+salmon pink; there, was a construction of red and
+green rings on a white background. The bright-blue
+cotton suits added to the general effect. Curious
+that these workers should come so clean, only to
+be coated with coal-dust in half an hour! It spoke
+well for their outlook.</p>
+
+<p>The work was much as before. Wheelbarrows
+had to be got to put the sacks beside other hatches
+which the winch did not command. The chief had
+some argument with the Italian foreman about the
+last two hundred bags, which he wished to be shot
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_138'></a>138</span>
+into the starboard hatch only, to bring the ship
+up straight. The foreman asked him to withdraw
+this. &#8220;Damn you!&#8221; roared Phillips, and put an
+end to the matter, &#8220;when I say <span class='sc'>NO</span> I mean <span class='sc'>NO</span>.
+Don&#8217;t you understand plain English?&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>So that was that, and my job finished. The
+bosun and his worthies quickly gathered to remove
+the disgraceful signs of bunkering; they swept and
+garnished, the stylish shipping clerk came aboard with
+his final papers to see Hosea and Phillips. Already
+the pilot was on the bridge; soon we were slowly
+backing away from our mooring. The blue peter
+was hauled down, the gangway got in. The <i>Bonadventure</i>
+was man&oelig;uvred past the breakwaters
+and down the marked channel, at whose last buoy,
+or soon afterwards, the tug to fetch the pilot came
+alongside. As he withdrew in her she sounded
+the three blasts or rather hoots meaning a &#8220;Bon
+voyage,&#8221; and our own burly voice sounded three
+times in acknowledgment. The many turrets and
+spires, chimneys and gaunt roofs of Monte Video,
+distinctly ranged along a rainy sky with shelves of
+rock-like cloud, lessened duly; the evening came on.
+Still the coast appeared here and there, its yellow
+sands, its dark-blue cliffs and hills, and as if shouldering
+the dull and heavy sky the sun burned out with a
+golden power before he departed.</p>
+
+<p>Mead bade good-bye for a short time&#8211;in all
+probability&#8211;and myself for a long time, to South
+America, still symbolized by its lighthouses and the
+night-glow of a seaside town or two. Once again I
+felt a regret that I had not seen the elder Buenos
+Aires, whose extinction was no doubt a wise thing,
+but which surely must have triumphed as a thing
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_139'></a>139</span>
+of beauty over the present cubic blocks of utility.
+Mead was not sentimental about going to sea once
+more. He was too deeply engaged with devising a
+piece of invective against an enemy for an alleged
+injury, and immersed in the troubles of rhyme.
+I thought he was acquitting himself very well.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_140'></a>140</span><a id='link_22'></a>XXII</h2>
+
+<p>I have mentioned a scarcely concealed feeling in the
+saloon against the omniscience of the wireless operator.
+That was not all the opposition to which this youth of
+the glazed locks was subject. He was understood,
+while the ship was at sea, to receive news issued daily,
+and frequently when a subject was being discussed by
+the ship&#8217;s officers he sat there in possession of the facts
+but with serene indifference to the general interest. In
+this, he was carrying out the regulations, I imagine;
+but his behaviour resembled that of the dog in the
+manger. To aggravate this sense of injustice, he
+rashly told some one that the news might be taken at
+three guineas.</p>
+
+<p>This in the first place affected the saloon only. But
+it happened that throughout the ship there was a
+particular desire for information. At home, the football
+season was at its zenith. Important matches, in
+the Leagues and the Cup competition, were known to
+be playing; and one man on the ship when she was
+out at sea could, and it was believed did, hear the
+results. But never a word said he. Looking in at the
+galley during the evening to brew my cocoa, I would
+find animated discussion of the favourite teams in progress.
+Kelly, the &#8220;Mess-room,&#8221; would wipe his fist
+across his mouth and huskily explain. &#8220;It&#8217;s like
+this, mister.&#8221; He had known other wireless operators
+who gladly announced the football results. But this
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_141'></a>141</span>
+fellow&#8211;he was too b&#8213; stuck-up, mister&#8211;&#8220;The
+Marconi,&#8221; the term which he used for the offending
+operator, savoured queerly of the phrase &#8220;The
+Bedlam&#8221; in <i>King Lear</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Such was the background against which Mead&#8217;s
+vision of the unfortunate Sparks stood out, and with
+the particular unfriendliness which I must briefly
+describe. Earlier in the trip, Sparks had, in Mead&#8217;s
+opinion, adopted a tone of equality and then even of
+command towards him, in the course of the ship&#8217;s
+routine. Mead had immediately resorted to warlike
+acts. Sparks lodged a written complaint with Hosea,
+who gave both parties the best advice. But it was a
+false step in Sparks to send in this communication,
+which would if forwarded have cost Mead, perhaps, his
+living; and it was made worse by Sparks&#8217;s glib
+defence, &#8220;I was doing my duty,&#8221; since he had been at
+a safe distance from the war when Mead&#8217;s duty lay on
+the Gallipoli beaches. And he still affected to think of
+upholding his letter.</p>
+
+<p>Matters were therefore strained, and the more they
+were so the more Mead liked it. &#8220;Don&#8217;t let me catch
+you ashore,&#8221; had been his way of passing Sparks the
+time of day in port; at sea, he growled abuse at him
+whenever he saw him, and if no better occasion offered
+itself, would suddenly thrust his face in all the semblance
+of murderous intention through the open porthole
+of the young man&#8217;s room and utter calm, deliberate,
+and unnatural purposes.</p>
+
+<p>In this feud, my position was not comfortable.
+Unlicked as he was (up to the present) and devoid of
+fine points, the Marconi, whose cabin was neighbour to
+mine, wished me no harm, and even sought my esteem.
+Mead, whom I did esteem, was discontented with any
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_142'></a>142</span>
+half-measures on my part, and in any case I felt bound
+to observe neutrality. But the capers of my angry
+friend were often amusing, the declarations of duty
+conscientiously executed by his <i>bête noir</i>&#8211;Mead had
+a weakness for style&#8211;were not. And it is scarcely
+necessary to repeat, the general view of Sparks was not
+a moral support to Mead even if he had &#8220;no case.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>On the occasion that I described, Mead had decided
+to drive his point well home with the aid of rhyme. I
+took a copy of his somewhat indecorous production.
+It had many &#8220;spirited couplets,&#8221; embodying considerable
+observations:</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>To see you promenade the deck</p>
+<p>Gives me a pain in my ruddy neck.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Sparks had been unwise, again, in mentioning his
+pleasure in the slaughterer&#8217;s trade, and past experience.
+Mead did not miss the opportunity.</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>If the blood of sheep could make you glow</p>
+<p>Come and dare to make mine flow.</p>
+<p>I am no hero out for gore,</p>
+<p>I had the wind up in the war.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Names and menaces came fast and furious.</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>... Flowers there&#8217;ll be which you won&#8217;t smell,</p>
+<p>You swob, you&#8217;ll learn a lot in hell.</p>
+<p>Had I been called half these things</p>
+<p>Some one or I&#8217;d be wearing wings.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>This effusion, laboriously printed in <span class='sc'>Capitals</span> so that
+its effect on the recipient should be the more demoralizing,
+headed <span class='sc'>The Answer</span>, and signed in characteristic
+fashion <span class='sc'>Nulli Secundus</span>, was to have been handed to
+its theme in the saloon. Eventually, Mead rejected
+that as perhaps contrary to tradition, and handed it in
+at the porthole aforesaid; but its object, the arranging
+of &#8220;a little bout,&#8221; was not achieved.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_143'></a>143</span><a id='link_23'></a>XXIII</h2>
+
+<p>A literary epoch began. Bicker, our authentic poet,
+and not an opportunist like Mead, had been proposing
+a magazine for some little time past. On a Saturday
+afternoon, he decided to produce the first number for
+the Sunday following. The circulation was to be six:
+there being no aids aboard such as the clay or hectograph,
+each copy had to be written by hand throughout.
+Into this labour I, with the editor&#8217;s satirical
+comments upon my profession, was at once pressed.
+Material in prose and verse was given to me, and filled
+three foolscap pages in a close handwriting. I copied
+out these contributions, which scarcely stood the test
+of a second reading, six times: and was rewarded with
+a vile headache. I hoped the magazine would
+succeed, but only once. Bicker, like a born editor,
+copied out his portion without feeling any the worse,
+and his appreciation of the fare which he was providing
+grew with every copy.</p>
+
+<p>The final details, however, delayed the appearance
+of the <i>Optimist</i> until Sunday afternoon. Bicker said
+in self-protection that no Sunday paper is available in
+the provinces before breakfast. When the <i>Optimist</i>
+was published, there was no question of its being welcomed.
+It was of the familiar kind, which seems to
+satisfy enough readers to satisfy its promoters. A
+fable in a dialect generally considered a skilful parody
+of the Old Testament, &#8220;Things we want to know,&#8221;
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_144'></a>144</span>
+reports of the football season at Buenos Aires, Answers
+to Correspondents, a poetical libel beginning &#8220;It is an
+ancient Mariner,&#8221; and much besides, principally from
+the editor&#8217;s pen, formed the bulk of it. There were
+columns devoted to Amusements, and Advertisements
+of the principal business heads aboard. A copy
+made its way aft to the bosun and his sea-dogs&#8211;the
+gentlemen who were announced in it as the Chain
+Lightning Gang. Sitting on the poop in Sunday
+neatness, they gave it a good reception. The bosun
+himself had been ill, but was better after reading it.</p>
+
+<p>With some copies a supplement was issued, and
+collectors will not need to be advised to acquire
+these rarities. This supplement was a page of
+drawings, by Mead, of common objects at Buenos
+Aires. The obese laundress, Mme. Maria Maggi, was
+perhaps conspicuous among these (on another page a
+report was printed that she had died, leaving £300,000
+to her lean charioteer). The watchman, with a label
+giving one of his typical blasphemies, &#8220;Got-a-d&#8213; b&#8213;&#8221; this, that, and the other, was seen at full
+length. The altercation between the manager of the
+wharf (attached to a balloon lettered <span class='sc'>You.are.using.my.Buckets. I.am.the.Bandoliero</span>) and Meacock,
+smoking as always and nevertheless replying <span class='sc'>You.Big.Stiff</span> <i>ore rotundo</i>, was chronicled. And considering who
+the artist was, and his recent poem, it was not surprising
+to find a malevolent caricature of one still with us.</p>
+
+<p>One afternoon, sleeping within my cabin, I heard
+the mate altering the ship&#8217;s course with &#8220;Hard a starboard&#8221;
+and so on, and feeling this to be out of the
+ordinary I went out to see why. A mile off there was
+something in the sea, which the apprentices declared
+to be a small boat with a flag flying. I felt the light
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_145'></a>145</span>
+of adventure breaking in upon the murky tramp.
+But as we drew nearer, the castaway proved to be
+nothing more than a buoy, and visions of picking up
+a modern Crusoe faded suddenly. The ship was put
+back to her course.</p>
+
+<p>The breeze ahead grew stronger, and in the early
+morning, the sky being quite grey, a slate-grey sea was
+running in sizable crests and valleys and tossing the
+spray high aboard. &#8220;The devil&#8217;s in the wind
+already.&#8221; &#8220;And the bread.&#8221; The cook&#8217;s reputation
+was gone at a blow. He, like a wicket-keeper,
+did well without any notice taken; lapsed a moment,
+and every one was barking. It seemed he had been
+unfortunate in the yeast supplied him. There were
+sallies of wit: &#8220;Now&#8217;s the time to pave the alley,&#8221;
+&#8220;Pass the holystone,&#8221; over this doughy circumstance.
+For some time, in the words of the Cambridge prize
+poet, the bread &#8220;was not better, he was much the
+same,&#8221; and ship&#8217;s biscuits became unexpectedly
+favourite. They were stiff but excellent eating;
+would have rejoiced the soul of my late general, the
+noted &#8220;Admiral&#8221; H., alias &#8220;Monty,&#8221; alias &#8220;The
+Schoolmaster,&#8221; and other aliases. Can he ever be
+forgotten for those diurnal and immortal questions
+of his, &#8220;Did your men have porridge this morning?&#8221;
+and &#8220;Why did you not order your cook to give your
+men duff to-day?&#8221; It wanted little imagination to
+picture him under his gold oak leaves nibbling with
+dignity at a ship&#8217;s biscuit and saying, &#8220;Very good,
+Harrison, uncommonly tasty&#8211;I shall recommend
+them to Division.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The sea presently under a brightened sky grew to a
+rare intensity of blue, that was at its most radiant in
+the overswirl of water sheered by the bows. Gallant
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_146'></a>146</span>
+enough the <i>Bonadventure</i> looked in the marvellous
+expanse, having by dint of much early-morning swilling
+and swabbing thrown the worst of her nighted
+colour off; but almost every day I heard bad wishes
+to the designer of her, though on the score of utility,
+not the pleasure of the eye. My fancy of a full-rigged
+ship bowing over these rich seas was usually
+corrected with reference to &#8220;wind-bags&#8221;&#8211;not folks
+like me, but ships.</p>
+
+<p>Then there came rain, drizzling on doggedly hour
+after hour. The drops hung on the railings like
+autumn dews on meadow fences. One of the effects
+of such weather was that the cat, who had been
+induced after all to make the trip, was driven to look
+about for a quiet, sheltered corner, and having found
+one, was driven to look again. Finally she chose the
+chart-room and settled upon the chart. South
+America was sodden with rain and black with paw-marks
+when the second mate looked in, and that cat,
+black or not, would have passed over, but for her
+being shortly to become a mother. That fact also
+accounted for her worried expression, voice, and
+manner, which I had misread as symptoms of sea-sickness.</p>
+
+<p>And still the dull and rainy sky. When I went out
+one morning, the mate leaned over the bridge rail
+and said, &#8220;You&#8217;re the blooming Jonah! Now look at
+that damn&#8217;d smoke.&#8221; I looked at the customary
+coaly vapour flying aft, but was unenlightened.
+&#8220;You Jonah,&#8221; he went on, &#8220;you&#8217;ve brought this
+wind, and it&#8217;s carrying the cinders all over my new
+paint.&#8221; Now, I suspected the cat was the cause of
+the trouble; but my guilt was urged by the chief also,
+as a current of a mile an hour was setting us back.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_147'></a>147</span>Not only the mariners of the <i>Bonadventure</i> lived in
+suspense, awaiting the football results.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;That fellow was funny this morning.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Yes, you could see the excitement in his lamp.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;What was this?&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Why, about four the So-and-so passed us, and
+the mate on watch signalled us: &#8216;Do you know the
+result of Tottenham v. Cardiff City?&#8217; So we sent
+back that Cardiff had won but we didn&#8217;t know the
+score. This fellow sent back: &#8216;Oh, well done, Cardiff!&#8217;
+but he was that excited, he could scarcely hit out a
+letter right. His first message had been&#8211;well,
+beautifully sent; now his lamp was all over the
+place.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;We could almost see him dancing about the
+bridge!&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Spragg, the assistant steward, sometimes came to
+swab my cabin. He had been in a battalion of the
+38th Division, when my own Division relieved them in
+January 1917 on the Canal Bank at Ypres; and he
+had been like myself a witness and a part of the
+mammoth preparations of that summer, which ended
+in such terrible failure. His manner and humorous
+way of telling tales beside which the &#8220;Pit and
+Pendulum&#8221; appears to me an idle piece of pleasantry,
+unspeakably brought back the queer times and places
+which we had both seen. I saw him in my mind&#8217;s
+eye, keen and frank, standing behind his kit with
+&#8220;headquarters company&#8221;&#8211;those amiable wits&#8211;at
+Elverdinghe Château (Von Kluck&#8217;s rumoured country
+seat, for it was never in my time bombarded); or
+with pick or shovel stooping along in the Indian file
+of dark forms towards that vaunted, flimsy breastwork,
+Pioneer Trench at Festubert.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_148'></a>148</span>But still my share of Mead&#8217;s watch was my best
+recreation. Our talk was disturbed but little; perhaps
+by the signals of some ship passing by, or by some
+unusual noise, such as one evening we heard with a
+slight shock. A succession of rifle-shots, it sounded;
+and the cause was evidently some great fish departing
+by leaps and bounds from the approach of that
+greater one the <i>Bonadventure</i>. The interruption over,
+he would go on with plans for a future in Malay.
+&#8220;This life,&#8221; he would say, &#8220;is killing me.&#8221; He was
+quite as healthy, mind and body, as any man aboard.
+I liked his occasional rhapsodies, in which the smell of
+burning sandalwood and of cotton trees, the clearings
+in sinister forests with the jewelled birds, the rough
+huts, the dark ladies with the hibiscus flowers in their
+hair, and the lone white settler (ex-digger Mead)
+thinking his thoughts in the evening, all played their
+part. He wished the world back in 1860; it had
+outdistanced him.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_149'></a>149</span><a id='link_24'></a>XXIV</h2>
+
+<p>It blew from the north-east strong against us always,
+and we were travelling more slowly. The sun returned,
+however, among those ethereal white clouds which
+to perfection fulfil the poet&#8217;s word &#8220;Pavilions&#8221;;
+we ran on into a dark sea ridged and rilled with
+glintering silver, yet seemed never to reach it, remaining
+in a bright blue race of waters scattered, port and
+starboard, with white wreaths, waters leaping from
+the heavy flanks of the ship in a seethe of gossamer
+atoms and glass-green cascade.</p>
+
+<p>The immediate scene was one of painters and paint-pots,
+and linen flying on the lines. &#8220;This wind&#8217;s
+playing hell with my curls,&#8221; said one or two. The
+matter with me was, that my room was almost untenable.
+I opened the port at my peril; to do so was to
+entertain billows of coal-dust from the bunkers below.
+White paint, the order of the day, whether flat white
+or white enamel, made progress about the ship by an
+amateur dangerous, too.</p>
+
+<p>The apparition of the steward under the evening
+lamps dressed in a smock&#8211;he was of ample make&#8211;and
+brandishing a paint-brush, was generally enjoyed.
+In fact, several spectators came to take a careful look
+at one who was too often denominated &#8220;the mouldy-headed
+old b&#8213;.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>A more tenuous apparition was heard of, as we
+ran north. Whether a hoax or not, I do not know.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_150'></a>150</span>
+My first information of it came in the form of a
+drawing by the apprentice Tich, showing the ship&#8217;s
+bell being struck by a hand who never was on land or
+sea, and the apprentice Lamb leaving his hold of the
+wheel in horror, and even Mead shaking all over and
+gaping. A poem appended said that the facts were
+what the picture made out. The <i>Bonadventure</i> was
+so new a ship&#8211;her old name, showing her war origin,
+still stood on the bells and the blue prints in the chart-room
+and elsewhere&#8211;that there seemed every likelihood
+against the story being the truth. I asked
+Mead, and he told me what he maintained to be true.</p>
+
+<p>On the first watch, the voyage before this, he had
+gone into the wheel-house for a word with the apprentice
+at the wheel. A shadow, indistinct, yet leaving
+impressed on his recollection a human shape, slipped
+suddenly past the wheel-house windows, softly rang
+the bell once, and swiftly departed. The frightened
+boy drops the wheel, lets the ship swing round completely
+out of her course: Mead runs out, but there is
+nothing to be seen. He sends for the two A.B.&#8217;s who
+might have come up on the bridge, but they say
+that they have not done so, nor indeed would they
+come without object. The firemen, if they have to
+communicate with the bridge, never come higher
+than the stairway to the bridge deck, and it proved
+that no one of them had been there. By the wheel-house
+clock, it was noticed that the precise time of the
+visitation was 10.15, an hour not hitherto regarded by
+ghosts, I believe, as preferable to midnight.</p>
+
+<p>And more. Still imagining that some practical
+joker was at work, Mead brought a big stick with him
+on his watch. This was no remedy. The ghost
+appeared again, at much the same hour, on several
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_151'></a>151</span>
+nights; it was remarked, mostly when the apprentice
+who first saw it had the wheel. Trying to stop so
+strange a bell-ringer, Mead was met by a sharp flap
+of wind, from a dead still night, and the glimmering
+shadow was gone to the air. All this happened north
+of the line.</p>
+
+<p>This was Mead&#8217;s story, but the boy&#8217;s seemed to
+support it; and when in the shadows of the bridge
+deck, earnestly and without trimming, he told it
+me, it seemed very true. I glanced about me occasionally
+after hearing it.</p>
+
+<p>The wind continued, but the heat was becoming
+intense. Painting went on like the wind. The
+derricks received a terra-cotta coat and their trellis
+work looked an amenity, against the general whiteness.
+The fervour for redecoration even affected
+me: was not my hutch to share the common lot?
+But, though the walls needed it, the matter was postponed,
+on account of the limited accommodation.</p>
+
+<p>The newspaper was to appear again, but its circulation
+was being cut down. One copy only would now
+have to serve the public. It was passed to me, and
+my aid with paragraphs requested. I could not
+regret the reduction made in the number, even though
+if that one copy was lost,</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>We knew not where was that Promethean torch</p>
+<p>That could its light relumine.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Bicker, the editor, instead of reviewing his admired
+literature in his journal, lengthened breakfast by
+doing so there <i>viva voce</i>. He was all for B&oelig;otian
+situations, and, on occasion, his cold re-dishing was
+tactfully ended by a relief conversation on religion,
+the keynote of which was in the unironically meant
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_152'></a>152</span>
+remark: &#8220;He was darned religious, but he was a
+darned good man.&#8221; I began to know a certain captain,
+from talk during the voyage, almost by sight; one
+who &#8220;went in for Sunday Schools, and put on a
+crown of glory as soon as he reached Wales,&#8221; but once
+away again, it appears that &#8220;he fell.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Another matter for the columns of the <i>Optimist</i>
+was obtruded upon the breakfast table. It was a
+conundrum:</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>West was the wind, and West steered we,</p>
+<p>West was the land. How could that be?</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>The answer, apart from such evasions as &#8220;You were
+entering port,&#8221; was that West was the name of the
+helmsman. It was understood that the poem went
+on in this strain, but the chief&#8217;s protest came in
+time.</p>
+
+<p>The cat (last heard of in disgrace), which was under
+the especial care of the mess-room boy, was no doubt
+pleased hereabouts by our reaching the regions of
+flying-fishes; but nevertheless continued, on the
+gospel truth of Kelly, to take a chair in the engineer&#8217;s
+mess at the critical hours of twelve and five. I
+myself saw her there at twelve once or twice, judging
+the time, no doubt, by the parade of table-cloth and
+cutlery.</p>
+
+<p>Without any abatement of the stuffy heat inside
+our cabins, we ran into a rainy area. The sea was
+overcast, and the showers splashed us well. Meanwhile,
+the wind had veered round more to the east,
+and besides bringing the grey vapours of rain tumultuously
+towards us thence, set the spray flying over
+the lower decks and kept us on the roll. Blowing on
+the beam, however, it seemed to please Phillips,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_153'></a>153</span>
+ever anxious about the hourly ten knots, which
+seemed too high an expectation. Squalls threatened;
+it was a tropical April mood. The rolling influenced
+my sleep, in which I fancied myself manipulating the
+airiest pleasure-boats, overcrowded with passengers
+who refused to sit down, on an angry flooded river.</p>
+
+<p>The peaceful disposition of the four apprentices
+began to weigh upon Mead&#8217;s mind. A very happy
+and orderly set they were, although the current
+<i>Optimist</i> contained an illustrated article on the bosun&#8217;s
+tyranny, as:</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;<span class='sc'>Youse</span> take them two derricks for&#8217;ard.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;<span class='sc'>Youse</span> jes&#8217; pick up that ventilator, you flat-nosed
+son of a sea-cook.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The drawings of the well-known walrus head under
+the antique, unique grey (<i>né</i> white) one-sided sugar-loaf
+hat, were admirable. But to proceed. The
+four boys were of the best behaviour, occasionally,
+indeed, laughing or playing mouth-organs at
+unpopular hours, or even after the nightly exit of
+the cook making flap-jacks, otherwise pancakes,
+from his properties in the galley. When I joined
+Mead on his watch, one Sunday evening, he began
+to &#8220;wonder what the boys are coming to.&#8221; They
+were not like the boys of his time. He delved into
+his own apprentice autobiography, and rediscovered
+an era, a blissful era of whirling fists, blood, and booby
+traps.</p>
+
+<p>A day followed remarkable for the weather. A
+swell caused the ship to roll with a will all day, but,
+as was expected in the doldrums, the wind slackened.
+After a few hours of this lull, there was a piping
+and groaning through all the scanty rigging that
+the steamer owned, and from farther out to sea the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_154'></a>154</span>
+grey obscurity of violent rainstorm, much as it had
+done on our way south, bore down upon us. Soon the
+ship was cloaked close in a cloud of rain pale as snow,
+which flecked the icy-looking sea, veined white alongside
+us, with dark speckling bubbles. Then it was
+time to sound the whistle, and its doleful groan went
+out again and again (the wind still varying its note
+from a drone to a howl) until the fiercer sting of the
+rain was spent, and distance began to grow ahead of
+the ship. This storm lacked thunder and lightning;
+and yet, when Sparks invited me to listen to his
+&#8220;lovely X-s,&#8221; there was a continuous and furious
+rolling uproar in the phones. Then, as strange again,
+as if at a nod that din came to a sudden stop, leaving
+in the phones a lucid calm in which ship-signals rang
+out clear.</p>
+
+<p>At sunset of a day which washed off the new paint
+as soon as (in the intervals) it had been put on, a
+thin red fringe glowed along the horizon, making
+me long for green hills and white spires; at night,
+the stars from Southern Cross to Charles&#8217;s Waggon
+were gleaming, but the sea lay profoundly black,
+and upon it all round us came and went glory after
+glory of water-fire. The next day, however, it rained
+in the same dismal style, and the sun&#8217;s eclipse and
+the passing of Fernando Noronha were but little
+heeded. I was called a Jonah by every one.</p>
+
+<p>A mollyhawk, that evening, created some excitement.
+He first spent some time in flying on an oval
+course round the ship, for his recreation, it looked.
+His beautiful curves must have pleased him as they
+did me, for he persuaded (or so it appeared) another
+mollyhawk to make the circuit with him. Meacock
+and myself heard one of these strike against the wireless
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_155'></a>155</span>
+aerial, and thought that it would have scared
+them away; but no, a few minutes later we heard
+a croaking and a flapping while we stood in the lee of
+the wheel-house, and there was a mollyhawk. He
+had struck some low rope or fixture. He was prevented
+by his webbed feet from rising again, and I
+had fears for his future which were by no means
+necessary; for Meacock followed him, an awkward
+but speedy walker, down to the lower bridge deck,
+and, fearing the swift white stabbing bill, waiting his
+chance, suddenly caught at his nearest wing and
+launched him into the air. If his speed could show
+it, that bird was relieved.</p>
+
+<p>This incident was a welcome verification of some of
+the saloon&#8217;s bird anecdotes; and though it was nearly
+dark and the bird was only aboard for two or three
+minutes, his release was watched by a very good
+gathering, representative of engineers, firemen, the
+galley, sailors, and apprentices.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_156'></a>156</span><a id='link_25'></a>XXV</h2>
+
+<table summary='poetry' class='poetry'><tr><td>
+<p><i>Whilst thou by art the silly Fish dost kill,</i></p>
+<p><i>Perchance the Devils Hook sticks in thy Gill.</i></p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Flavel&#8217;s New Compass for Sea-men, 1674.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>I must have made a good many references here and
+there to the steward, old Mouldytop, and it occurs to
+me that he deserves a paragraph to himself. Of this
+ship, whom her most faithful lovers called a dirty
+ship, with her short funnel pouring a greasy smoke
+over her graceless body when even coal-dust rested&#8211;of
+this grimy tramp, playing a sufficient part in the
+world&#8217;s daily life, rolling and lurching up and down
+oceans with fuel or foodstuff, thousands of tons at a
+time, it may be safely said that the steward was the
+feature. In the <i>Optimist</i> it was evident that he as
+an inspiration excluded almost every other. In the
+round of day and night, should he himself be unseen for
+a time, his voice would generally claim your notice; if
+conversation took on dark and prophetic tones, it was,
+for a ducat, some restatement of the ancient&#8217;s wickedness,
+and a realization of the strength of his position
+against all the world. For behind Mouldytop was the
+power of Hosea.</p>
+
+<p>The steward was built somehow after the shape of
+a buoy. It was Ireland, and not Scotland, that his
+ancestors had left; but there was a doubt about his
+own dialect. It was, and it was not, plain English.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_157'></a>157</span>
+His bulbous, melancholy face was topped with grey
+hairs, but those he hid under his faded brown skull-cap.
+Forty-nine years, one understood, had Mouldytop
+been at sea; and before that, the veil of mystery
+was thin enough to show him in his first stage, a batman
+in the Army. This fact led him to deprecate
+modern warfare, &#8220;It&#8217;s all science, Mister,&#8221; and those
+who fought it; he claimed to have been blooded
+<i>fighting</i> in some corner of the desert with spear-brandishing
+multitudes. At the same time, he reserved
+his reminiscences; for the refined insult, &#8220;You old
+soldier,&#8221; needed no encouragement.</p>
+
+<p>He seldom grew cheerful. I suppose that he was
+happiest when some one (no doubt with serpent
+tongue) asked how his cold was. Then, his roar
+softened into a resigned murmur, as he recorded that
+it was as bad as ever; that six bottles of his own
+medicine taken regularly had not cured him. This
+was a pleasure that he shared with the author of one of
+the most melodious English songs, and it seems to be
+prophetic of his appearance&#8211;</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>Welcome, folded arms and fixed eyes,</p>
+<p>A sigh that piercing mortifies,</p>
+<p>A look that&#8217;s fastened to the ground,</p>
+<p>A tongue chained up without a sound,</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>as of his imaginative affections in his sombre cell&#8211;</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>A midnight bell, a parting groan!</p>
+<p>These are the sounds we feed upon;</p>
+<p>Then stretch our bones in a still gloomy valley,</p>
+<p>Nothing&#8217;s so dainty sweet as lovely melancholy.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Let but a sailor apply to him at the wrong hour&#8211;or
+even the right hour&#8211;for tobacco, and his indisposition
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_158'></a>158</span>
+was gone in a second; his tongue was unchained.
+The busy mockers grinned. &#8220;He&#8217;d tell Davy Jones
+he&#8217;d been to sea before him.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>In the Argentine ports he was in excellent voice.
+Did a native shoemaker come aboard with his repair
+outfit, or a seller of fruit with his panniers, and did
+any one propose to deal with these &#8220;Dagoes,&#8221; out
+skipped our old friend, bellowing: &#8220;Too much, man;
+what,&#8221; (<i>crescendo</i>) &#8220;d&#8217;ye think we pick up money in
+the streets?&#8211;I wouldn&#8217;t have your blasted country
+for all the blasted money there is in it.&#8221; The charges,
+I am bound to add, fell down quickly, while the old
+watchman standing by observed with a respectful
+grin, &#8220;You a good man!&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The advance of age was a sore point with Mouldytop.
+Consequently, it was one that was brought to
+his notice as often as it could be effective. One evening,
+some one told him he was too old to play football.
+&#8220;Too old, mister?&#8221; he bawled; &#8220;Too old!&#8211;why,
+give me that blasted ball,&#8221; and he stood there in a
+prodigious rage, his eyes flashing, his fists knotting.
+&#8220;Too old!&#8221;&#8211;His calenture ceased suddenly; there
+was a tug on his fishing line. Up came a yellow catfish.
+Never have I perceived a livelier disgust than
+the look showed which he cast upon this victim. It
+seemed to blame the catfish personally for not being a
+rock salmon.</p>
+
+<p>So Mouldytop regarded animated nature; which
+regarded him as a man whose duties implied opportunities.
+&#8220;I&#8217;m a poor man, mister.&#8221;&#8211;&#8220;The old son
+of a gun says he&#8217;s a poor man. You old liar, you&#8217;ve
+got streets of houses, you know you have.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Some one who knew him at home was strongly of
+opinion that he was less terrible by his own fireside:
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_159'></a>159</span>
+that there was a fellow creature under whose guidance
+he roared like any sucking dove. It might be.
+Indeed, it was my impression that it could hardly be
+otherwise. I thought I noticed a certain caution even
+in his attitude to the large-bosomed laundrywoman
+who took the ship&#8217;s orders at Buenos Aires; and his
+comment on <i>her</i> charges had been of the weakest.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_160'></a>160</span><a id='link_26'></a>XXVI</h2>
+
+<p>We crossed the line at six in the morning, and in
+drizzling rain. There was not much comment, except
+upon the rain; the good thing about the damp cloudy
+weather was that we were spared the more furious
+heat, though the atmosphere had been oily and sultry.
+With the steamy clouds swarming about us I could
+picture a past life hereabouts which might justly have
+aroused man&#8217;s wrath; the sailing days, when to take
+advantage of whatever brief breeze might visit the
+sleepy doldrums, the sailors had to be constantly running
+aloft in the drenching mist, and afterwards lay
+down in their sweating glory-holes, in their soaked
+clothes, week after week.</p>
+
+<p>The painting epidemic was not abated. Meacock
+and Mead camped out while they made their rooms as
+white as ivory. Mead looked charming in a round
+white cap, which he said a V.A.D. had given him.
+The steward, with his experience of every sort of ship
+under the sun, had developed an artistic eye: and,
+perhaps to relieve the whiteness, he decided upon a
+dado for the saloon, which hitherto had been from
+ceiling to floor done in white enamel. The dado was
+to be grained, in imitation of an actual wainscot. He
+began his solemn task, applying by way of groundwork
+a brimstone yellow and other sickly yellows
+which disturbed us at meals.</p>
+
+<p>Meacock and Phillips varied these days with a discussion
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_161'></a>161</span>
+of firemen, whether white or coloured firemen
+were the more difficult to manage? Phillips was for
+his Africans, the excellent selection aboard at present
+forming a contrast with his memories of ne&#8217;er-do-wells,
+&#8220;doctors, remittance-men and all sorts,&#8221; of
+English birth. Meacock was soon hard at work
+describing with amusing mimicry a refractory negro,
+one of a number of Somalis who, hearing of labour
+troubles in England, did their best to be paid off in
+Africa. If they had succeeded, the ship would have
+been without firemen for her return voyage; so their
+efforts were resisted. The particular genius played
+the hand of &#8220;suicidal tendency.&#8221; Choosing a time
+when there were several people about the deck, he
+climbed somewhat slowly up the bulwarks and prepared
+with gestures to leap over the side. Meacock
+was a spectator of this piece of acting. The actor was
+pulled back with some violence, and &#8220;about half-past
+four we got the handcuffs on him. We would have
+had to turn the cook out of his room aft to lock this
+fellow up, but I didn&#8217;t want to do that, so I fastened
+him up with the handcuffs round a stanchion in the
+poop. I said, &#8216;And the rats will probably eat you
+before the morning&#8217;; and I really did expect to find
+him eaten by the morning; for there were some
+monsters in the poop.</p>
+
+<p>&#8220;Next day, he began saying &#8216;Sick.&#8217;&#8211;&#8216;Sick?
+Where are you sick?&#8217;&#8211;&#8216;Sick all over.&#8217; I had enough
+of this after a bit, and went and got the strongest
+black draught I&#8217;ve yet known. He didn&#8217;t want to
+drink it, and I said to him, &#8216;Now drink this up as
+quick as you can.&#8217; And so he did. After that, whenever
+I looked in at the poop, this fellow would start
+waving his arms and hollering out. In fact, he was
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_162'></a>162</span>
+mad; every time I got near him, he was mad. That
+black draught was not popular, I think. When we got
+to Cuxhaven, the medical authority put this man
+through a careful examination. &#8216;He&#8217;s no more mad,&#8217;
+he said, &#8216;than you or I. He&#8217;s got a slight touch of
+rheumatics in the arm. But,&#8217; he said, &#8216;when you get
+to Hamburg, you can satisfy yourself by sending this
+man to the asylum.&#8217; We did. Two days&#8211;and he
+was back.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>Meacock&#8217;s laconic phrases were accompanied with
+grimaces which told the tale to perfection.</p>
+
+<p>The atmosphere had grown so literary that Mead
+now took pencil and paper with him to his day watch
+as a matter of course. The pages of the <i>Optimist</i> were
+beginning to look somewhat laboured. He determined
+to infuse a new vein. So a series of vividly
+coloured hoaxes came into existence, the first of
+which, a harem story, was too much in its full bloom
+for the editor&#8217;s acceptance. Not surprised, and not
+dejected, Mead offered &#8220;The Pirate,&#8221; and it duly
+appeared. These fictions ended, as did their successors,
+with a disillusionment:</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p>&#8220;And then what happened?&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;The film broke.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>It was about the period of hoaxes&#8211;April 1 arrived.
+Bicker appeared at my cabin, where I was reading.
+&#8220;Meacock wants to see you.&#8221; I went. Bicker
+triumphed, and went his way convinced that he could
+beat the intellectual at his own game, as the <i>Optimist</i>
+had already shown him he could.</p>
+
+<p>A brighter sky and cooler wind came on. We were
+soon expected at Saint Vincent. The new moon and
+calmer waters brought one evening of strange watery
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_163'></a>163</span>
+beauty. Towards his setting the sun had hidden himself
+in black clouds, whence he threw a silver light over
+sea spaces where sea and sky were meeting: he sank,
+and left the heavens like green havens, with these
+clouds slowly sailing through their utmost peace.
+The change soon came; the head wind brought pale
+grey turbulent days, with the ship playing at rocking-horses;
+over the head wind and rousing sea, the
+healthy sun at length dawned on the Sunday of our
+arrival at Saint Vincent. Sunday, without the voice
+of church bells or the sight of people going to worship,
+seemed no Sunday despite its idle hours: at least, the
+mood sometimes took me so.</p>
+
+<p>The third engineer was acquiring no mean name as
+a cutter of hair, and I felt the cold after I had been
+to his open-air chair, near the engine-room staircase.
+While I sat to him, a characteristic of the mess-room
+boy was borne on the air from the chief&#8217;s room. It
+was his habit of replying hastily to any observation,
+&#8220;Yes, yes,&#8221; and this time the chief&#8217;s voice was heard:
+&#8220;Curse you, John, for a blasted nuisance.&#8221; &#8220;Yes,
+yes, sir.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>As the sun was stooping under the sea once more,
+land grew into sight far ahead; mountain or cloud?
+The mountainous coast was mocked indeed by great
+continents of cloud above, of its own grey hue. The
+wind blew hard, but at ten o&#8217;clock we were running
+in under the rocky pinnacles of Saint Vincent, against
+the blustering wind and the black racing sea. A light
+or two, chiefly from other steamers, told something
+of the port. The crescent moon, cloaked in a circling
+golden mist, was now near setting. We anchored
+and spent the night in quiet.</p>
+
+<p>A mile or so from our anchorage, in the morning&#8217;s
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_164'></a>164</span>
+clear air, huddled the pink unsightly little town. At
+distance the heights of rock looked as unsubstantial
+as Prospero&#8217;s magic; the clouds that swam over
+them and across their steeps might have been solid,
+so phantasmal were those rocks. Not so with the
+stony masses overpeering the town; those in their
+iron-brown nakedness had the aspect of eternal
+immobility. The air was cold and lucent; the water
+halcyon blue. Several tramps with rusty black and
+red, and a sailing ship or two, lay around the <i>Bonadventure</i>;
+barges of a rough old make clustered closer
+in to shore.</p>
+
+<p>The invasion by natives began early. A dozen
+boats were tossing on the waves alongside, with woolly
+heads and upward eyes seeking what or whom they
+might devour, and quiet-footed rogues here and
+there on the decks were trying to sell matches, cigarettes,
+and red bead handbags. To their attempts,
+the politest answer was &#8220;No good.&#8221; &#8220;No caree?&#8221;
+Nobody seemed to care. Some of our firemen whose
+homes were here had gone ashore, with the air of men
+allowing their old haunts to share their glory.</p>
+
+<p>Two lighters, coppered below, bearded with dark
+green weed, blundered alongside with bags of coal,
+and soon the gangs, a grimy and ragged collection,
+were getting the bags aboard, and the winch
+grumbling away. Yet it was now made known
+that we were not to pick up much coal here, but to
+proceed to Las Palmas for the bulk of our wants.
+This was unfortunate for the firemen who had gone
+home. All too soon the blue peter at half-mast and
+the blowing of the hooter recalled them.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, it was rumoured that our port of discharge
+was to be Emden, in Hanover: but of such
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_165'></a>165</span>
+arrangements it became more difficult to feel assurance.</p>
+
+<p>At midday we left. The most valued effect of our
+call at Saint Vincent was the receipt of some giant
+flying-fishes, which we got, one apiece, at tea. It was
+only by virtue of perseverance that a man could
+consume his ration. They were good, if dry.</p>
+
+<p>If I were a Bewick, I have in mind a little tailpiece
+for this chapter. It would display, for the careful
+eye, the hatless Kelly filleting a flying fish, against
+the bunker hatch, for his friend the cat, who should
+be gazing up with cupboard love at her unshaven
+protector. The direction of the wind, in true Bewick
+style, should be implied in a sprinkling of coal-dust
+settling on the new paint of the &#8220;House.&#8221;</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_166'></a>166</span><a id='link_27'></a>XXVII</h2>
+
+<p>Glittering bright, northern weather outside.
+&#8220;Channel weather,&#8221; as it was described at breakfast.
+Whatever it might be, I was Jonah; fine, Jonah
+bringing a head wind; wet, Jonah bringing the
+wet; the ship rolling, it was Jonah&#8217;s additional
+weight on the port side that was doing it; and so on.
+The suggestion arose that the villain should be
+offered to the first whale sighted; but &#8220;We should
+have more respect for the whale,&#8221; said Phillips. Nor
+could I be sure that I was not blamed for all finger
+marks on the new paint. Meacock had been the
+eye-witness of one crime of mine of the sort. &#8220;If
+you touch that new enamel, your name&#8217;s mud&#8221;&#8211;and
+then the <i>Bonadventure</i> obliged with a lurch sideways
+which left the impression of my hand in a most
+prominent place.</p>
+
+<p>A more serious disgrace even befel me. Bicker
+and Meacock involved me in an argument, which
+was very quickly twisted into the direct question.
+&#8220;Who was England&#8217;s greatest man?&#8221; Some
+wretched ghost whispered Shakespeare, and Shakespeare
+I named. There was derision. Shakespeare!
+Nelson was the man. I was obliged to stick to my
+choice. &#8220;We&#8217;re talking about fellows that <span class='sc'>DID</span>
+something for their country,&#8221; said Meacock, and I
+gave up. Bicker was once agaia <i>in excelsis</i> at this
+evidence of his superior understanding, which he
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_167'></a>167</span>
+seemed about to back up with physical argument.
+The shade of Nelson was vindicated; and then, I
+was informed that the second greatest man was
+Kitchener. I asked with innocent ignorance what
+he had effected of particular significance to our own
+lives? A photograph was produced of the earlier, more
+Achillean Kitchener, by way of settling <i>that</i> point.</p>
+
+<p>Meeting Kelly in the galley one evening as I went
+along to make my cocoa, I was detained to hear of
+the wonders of Hamburg; and to watch Tich making
+a Cornish cake with ingredients mysteriously come
+by. Kelly was also of opinion that Hamburg&#8217;s high
+place among towns was due to a dancing saloon,
+where birthday suits were the fashion. &#8220;Flash
+society,&#8221; he said with admiration. I was sorry to
+hear that in the argument over great men I had
+missed the sight of one whale. Thus it is with the
+conversationally inclined: pursuing minnows of our
+opinion, we miss the leviathans of fact.</p>
+
+<p>Days of reviving fine weather and swaying sea in
+hills and hollows, flinging proud manes of spray aloft
+for the sun to gild with rainbows again and again,
+gave place to one of skies generally overcast. Cold
+blues and greens came and went above us; the wind
+blew bleak over a steely sea. Land came into view
+on the port beam. Above it the clouds hung in dim
+phantasmagoria; a gleam of silver white below
+announced the coast, and, now sparkling, now dull,
+the lie of the land presented itself to our gaze. And
+this was Grand Canary. The mountain&#8217;s sides
+seemed chequered with forest; at its bases white
+villages glistened; and further on, a conical peak and
+headlands grew on the eye.</p>
+
+<p>The sea had lately been crowded with porpoises,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_168'></a>168</span>
+acre upon acre; and here another vast assembly
+crossed our track. To a credulous eye, as they leapt
+along, they might have painted the image of several
+sea serpents writhing through the waves. Above
+them wheeled a flock of gulls, intent I supposed on
+fishing.</p>
+
+<p>The cathedral of Las Palmas appeared in mirage;
+then the <i>Bonadventure</i> rounded the coast until the
+town came clearly before us. It was to the harbour
+just beyond the town that we were making. As we
+approached, boats came rowing ferociously towards
+us. One crew threw hooks carrying ropes over our
+bulwarks, and sent a man aboard. His skill would
+have done a spider credit; but to no purpose did he
+exert it, for the hooks were thrown back and the
+invader held prisoner on the bridge during Hosea&#8217;s
+pleasure. When we anchored, a fleet of boats sprang
+up around us, the chances of any individual one, of
+course, for the privilege of supplying us with a bum-boatman
+being smallish. Not long afterwards, the
+ship was swarming with miscellaneous merchants,
+and merchandise. Bananas, monkeys, canaries, cigarettes,
+cigars, photographs (chiefly improper), wicker
+chairs, matches, field glasses, parakeets and other
+useful articles were pressed upon every one aboard
+who could possibly be tackled. Some of the canaries
+were heard whistling loud and long, and yet Kelly
+found that the bird which he bought, a seeming
+musician, was mute.</p>
+
+<p>No cabin was left unguarded. It was pointed out
+that one gentleman offered plain proof of knavery;
+on his right foot he wore an English boot, on the left
+a tennis shoe. They were all tarred with the same
+brush: &#8220;Worse than Port Said.&#8221; I do not think
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_169'></a>169</span>
+they found much opportunity to enhance the reputation
+at our expense.</p>
+
+<p>A tug, the <i>Gando</i>, immediately re-named the <i>Can-do</i>,
+brought out our lighters of coal. At that signal, an
+interesting enterprise moved nearer to us. When
+bags are being slung over from hold to hold, a good
+deal of coal is dropped into the water; and so the
+enterprise consisted in a small barge, with the men,
+and material, for sending down divers to rescue the
+estrays. The diver was a huge fellow, curiously
+wearing a red tam-o&#8217;-shanter. He of course went
+down in a diving suit to survey the ocean; when he
+thrust his muzzle out of the water again, up would
+come at the same time his two bushel baskets; and
+as these were almost full of coal, presumably that
+department of salvage had its rewards.</p>
+
+<p>After much criticized anxiety about winches and
+blocks and guys, our stevedore gangs began their
+work at good speed. I was again dressed up in a
+borrowed boiler suit for the duties of tallyman. The
+weather became burning hot. The coal-dust flew
+round in copious whirlpool. After an hour I was full
+of discomfort, and not to be distinguished from any
+of the coal heavers. Work continued in such hearty
+fashion that I gathered that it was piece work. The
+foreman was another giant, with such a belly on him
+that whenever he gesticulated&#8211;that was often&#8211;stamping
+his foot and brandishing his hands, that
+belly really and truly quaked. His voice was not a
+success. He would have roared like thunder, but
+only a feeble croaking left his snapping jaws.</p>
+
+<p>By six our bunker coals had been put aboard, I
+discarded my honourable discomfort, my mask of
+grime, and my piratical appearance. The dealers
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_170'></a>170</span>
+in Constantinople canaries and cork soles withdrew.
+About the harbour of La Luz, the lights came out in
+the houses and aboard the shipping; the masts and
+yards stood out calm against a quiet coloured evening,
+the water rippled with no skirmish nor much voice
+to our sides. Beyond the towns, the mountains
+gloomed with the dreams of romantic journeys.</p>
+
+<p>An hour or so afterwards, the welcome though
+broken melody of the anchor&#8217;s uprising heralded our
+departure. It had been a colourable interlude. I
+remember it best by a circular handed out by
+&#8220;Gumersindo Alejandro, Bumboat Business.&#8221; It
+ran through the rigmarole of desirable articles, a few
+of which I have named above, and concluded</p>
+
+<div class='center'>
+<p>&#8220;and all kinds of silks suitable<br />
+for presents and use.&#8221;</p>
+</div> <!-- centered -->
+
+<p>A harsh description of presents? Perhaps.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_171'></a>171</span><a id='link_28'></a>XXVIII</h2>
+
+<p>By some mystical means, the mates had charmed
+away from our Las Palmas visitors at small cost or
+none an unusual supply of cigars and cigarettes.
+These brightened up the melancholy purser, who was
+now approaching the end of his employment. There
+were still, however, many things to amuse his leisure.
+How often the table talk had come to the subject of
+hell and its occupants! The latter seemed to be&#8211;after
+the landlubbers&#8211;shipowners, ship&#8217;s chandlers, ship&#8217;s
+tailors, and Customs men. Curious pictures were
+projected of notorious shipowners of the past, now
+compelled to wield the shovel next to the firemen late
+of their employ. As to the unfortunate Customs
+officials, witness A and B.</p>
+
+<p>A. &#8220;... Yes, he quite got pally with this Customs
+fellow&#8213;?&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>B (<i>older than A, hastily interrupting</i>): &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t
+trust any Customs fellow, not if he&#8217;d got a pair of
+b&#8213; wings on.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The <i>Optimist</i> went on its way with the weeks.
+Mead added &#8220;The Vamp&#8221; to his cabinet of tales of
+mystery; but the strain of discovering subjects apart
+from the steward and the galley was clearly growing.
+The prominence of food and meal times upon a tramp
+was described in a ballad published about this
+time.</p>
+
+<p style='font-variant:small-caps;margin-left:6em;'>Thoughts of a Romantic.</p>
+
+<div class='poetry'>
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_172'></a>172</span>Ten thousand miles from land are we,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;Hark how the wild winds pipe!</p>
+<p>What grand reflection swells in me?</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;This morning we&#8217;ll have tripe.</p>
+<p>&#160;</p>
+<p>For ever and evermore</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;These billows rage and swell;</p>
+<p>O may I, through their angry roar,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;Not miss the breakfast bell.</p>
+<p>&#160;</p>
+<p>Here octopi, here great white whales,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;Here krakens haunt the Main;</p>
+<p>Mad mermaids sing&#8211;my courage fails&#8211;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;Here comes Harriet Lane.<a id='FNanchor_2'></a><a href='#Footnote_2' class='fnanchor'><sup>[2]</sup></a></p>
+<p>&#160;</p>
+<p>There, far far down, what jewels lie,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;What corals, red enough</p>
+<p>To make this sauce<a id='FNanchor_3'></a><a href='#Footnote_3' class='fnanchor'><sup>[3]</sup></a> seem pale, which I</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;Am wolfing with my duff!</p>
+<p>&#160;</p>
+<p>To think that one lone ship should thus</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;Ride o&#8217;er the greedy seas!</p>
+<p>Alas! what will become of us</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;Now we&#8217;ve run out of cheese?<a id='FNanchor_4'></a><a href='#Footnote_4' class='fnanchor'><sup>[4]</sup></a></p>
+</div>
+
+<p>The northern spring came into the air. Scraps of
+the casual verse of one English poet who never tired
+of the year afield started up in memory now, where
+the pondered solemn music of others had no reverberation;
+and so for the rest of my voyage. The sea
+for a time grew intensely calm, the swell seeming to
+swim along under a mantle of pearl or quicksilver.
+The undulating surface stretched to the horizon,
+unbroken anywhere by restless foam; and over this
+calm lay the golden track to the setting sun. When
+presently a breeze ruffled this strange sleep, it was
+as though shoals of tiny fishes had everywhere risen
+to the surface; and in one or two places, those
+bubbling, flickering shoals were actual and not
+imaginary.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_173'></a>173</span>As if schooled by misfortune, Sparks now posted
+up in the port alleyway a statement of football results
+and tables; so that many bosoms aboard needed no
+longer to feel a heaving anxiety. A turtle lazily
+floated by, watched by many who could have
+welcomed him on deck; a whale passed, shouldering
+and spouting the brine; and shortly, as the midnight
+moon had portended, the dark green sea began to run
+in hilly ridges, sometimes sluicing the decks, and
+tilting the <i>Bonadventure</i> to one side or the other.
+Grey rain-squalls flew over us now and then; but,
+considering our near approach to the redoubtable
+Bay, we were in excellent weather. The mate, however,
+was not one to take chances; and certain
+barrels, an anvil and a few other heavy movables
+were shifted from the windward side of the engines.</p>
+
+<p>The steward and his adjutant had now little time
+certain in which to reform my room, so they fell upon
+it with paint brushes and &#8220;flat white&#8221; in vigorous
+style; it had been my hope to be allowed this labour,
+but I remembered my &#8220;Tom Sawyer,&#8221; where painting
+as a recreation was so truly valued. Mouldytop
+was seldom seen in these days without his pot and
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_174'></a>174</span>
+brush; he went at it from dawn to midnight and
+then did overtime. My room was turned into a
+whited sepulchre, which is better than a sooted
+one, but as it was a sort of receptacle for coal-dust,
+which was coal grease withal, even when port,
+ventilator and door were all closed, it was to be
+feared, <i>tamen usque recurret</i>, it would be black again
+in a week.</p>
+
+<p>We came into a region of ships, tramps like ourselves
+for the most part, and the less handsome
+oil-tankers also. Finisterre lighthouse shone kindly
+upon us. With a fair wind, the concourse of shipping
+dwindling away somewhat as we went on, we now
+entered the Bay. Our angles began to be anything
+but right, but it was much gentler weather than I
+had any reason to need. Fair as it was for us, save
+for the cinders that fell in showers amidships, the
+vessels running in the teeth of the weather were pitching
+with vigour. Grey and shrouded the sea met us
+in hills and valleys, with white ridges and flecked
+with foaming veins; as we went further into the
+famous corner, the <i>Bonadventure</i> could not but roll
+and lurch as though she liked it, and the waves were
+mountainous; yet out there we passed a fishing boat
+making beautiful weather of it.</p>
+
+<p>The second mate, Bicker, could scarcely get any
+sleep; but not on any score of weather or discomfort.
+All his watch below, or most of it, one might see him
+standing at his sea chest with pen scratching away at
+the forthcoming <i>Optimist</i>. So sweet is journalism
+when wooed as a casual mistress. Shall I go on?
+No.</p>
+
+<p>My trouble was not what to write but what to read.
+Even Young&#8217;s <i>Night Thoughts</i>, buried in annotations
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_175'></a>175</span>
+reverent and irreverent, began to grow familiar
+beyond all reason. <i>Pears&#8217; Cyclopædia</i>, <i>Brown&#8217;s
+Nautical Almanac</i>, <i>The South Indian Ocean Pilot</i>,
+<i>Phrenology for All</i>, and other borrowed books, were
+all at much the same stage. This ship was not the
+one recently reported in the newspapers in which the
+chief read poetry like a passion, the cook chewed
+Froude with his morning crust, and the cabin-boy
+needed the help of Hegel. I forget if those were the
+actual claims, but in any case that was another ship.
+About now, an accident happened to my Young.
+It seemed as if a Poltergeist had visited the spare
+cabin port during the night, for awaking I found my
+settee, and the <i>Night Thoughts</i> thereon, waterlogged.
+Perhaps the heavy rain had been answerable for this,
+but I could not see how&#8211;my port was closed. Poltergeist
+had spared my novel, lying next to Young:
+evidently he thought that already watery enough.
+Young, immortal, made a surprising recovery.</p>
+
+<p>Now, we were nearing the one country. It needed
+no drab island of Ushant with its lighthouse to tell
+me this; for hardly had I put down in my diary
+&#8220;Much milder,&#8221; when it became necessary to write
+&#8220;Much colder.&#8221; The tumults of the Bay were over
+and gone, and we were under a dun sky dropping
+rain which obviously belonged to the English Channel.</p>
+
+<p>We swung round Ushant and became more aware
+of the ups and downs of navigation; these were less
+noticeable as we ran on. The prospect, or say circumspect
+of the day was narrowed in by dismal rainstorm,
+and once more it was a bleak amusement trying
+to make out the forms of ships through the foggy
+veils. The wind moaning, the rain splashing,
+measured out long hours, till all saddened into night
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_176'></a>176</span>
+with little to notice, save the gulls and divers whom
+such weather suited well. At any rate we were not
+unfortunate in our direction. The <i>Hammonia</i> going
+the other way with passengers showed us that by
+contrast.</p>
+
+<p>The night elapsed, we came abeam of the Isle of
+Wight, which showed but indistinctly, though the
+day was cold and steady. Calm indeed lay the green
+Channel up which the <i>Bonadventure</i> with speed
+sufficient to please Phillips was making her way.
+Ships, or their smoky evidences, made the time pass
+quickly. It was Good Friday, a great day for my
+childhood in Kent, land of plum-pudding-dogs and
+monkey-tail trees, a day when I heard, as indeed my
+elder companions had long foretold, the church bells
+rung muffled; although I was disappointed in the
+purple cassocks which, tradition fabled, would be
+worn by the choir on that day. Lent (and Advent
+too for that matter) was solemn then and real, outside
+of churches; and with Good Friday it appeared
+undeniable that there had been done some thing at
+which Nature must go in mourning. The three
+hours&#8217; service, like the watch that rang out the dying
+year and rang in the new, was in every one&#8217;s thought
+that we met; such ceremony was not for nothing.
+The melancholy hymns of the season were more than
+sung verses.</p>
+
+<p>To-day, at least, we had hot-cross buns to our
+breakfast. So is the Lord remembered in these years
+of discretion. The sailors had the day to themselves.</p>
+
+<p>Our course lay more or less east, and brought us a
+succession of glimpses of shining cliffs and misty
+downs. Off Dover we saw both coasts at once. In
+1919 I hoped I had seen the last of that piece of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_177'></a>177</span>
+France. Running out of this strait into the North
+Sea under a shrewish though a moderate wind, we
+passed a number of fishermen, and what struck my
+mind with the strangeness almost of the Flying
+Dutchman, a three-masted barque under full sail, at
+a distance. It was sunset at the time. She caught
+the light and bowed upon her journey, a sweet sight,
+too quickly lost in the dark. Soon we picked up the
+flash of a lightship off the Dutch shore, and soon after
+that the cold to which my wanderings had not made
+me careless sent me inside.</p>
+
+<p>Chilly brightness and blue sky saw us making
+rapidly over the North Sea, visited by thrushes and
+linnets, while the water seemed crowded with those
+clever birds, though so gawky upon the wing, the
+divers. We crossed the wake of an oil-tank, burning
+the water almost like the witch&#8217;s oils in &#8220;The Ancient
+Mariner,&#8221; and scenting the air unlike those abstractions;
+came to a lightship, where our course was
+altered; and met the pilot cutter in a calm sea and
+air vivid with sun and cold about four. The rope
+ladder went down, the row-boat came alongside, and
+the pilot was taken up to the bridge. I could not
+repress odd emotions at thus seeing again &#8220;Brother
+Boche&#8221;&#8211;he looked a replica of ancient types of my
+acquaintance&#8211;after such a long separation.</p>
+
+<p>The estuary of the Ems received us, a flat sheet of
+water, with low coastlands only noticed by reason of
+towers here and there. The tides obliged us to anchor
+some miles outside Emden at six, and to wait until
+midnight. The sky darkened and loured into rain.
+At twelve in a black and gusty night, to the accompaniment
+of much hooting and shouting, the <i>Bonadventure</i>
+moved up the river, and in the greyness and
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_178'></a>178</span>
+chill of daybreak berthed in a quiet basin at Emden.</p>
+
+<p>Through this last movement I had tried to snatch
+some sleep, but was harassed by the socialism of
+Bicker and Mead, who considered it but fair that as
+they were being deprived of their sleep, I should be
+deprived of mine. They, therefore, visited me at
+intervals, switched on my fan which was now quite
+unnecessary, prodded me with toasting-forks, and so
+saluted the happy morn, like those larks which were
+now singing and soaring to justify any praise of them
+that ever was written.</p>
+
+<hr style='border:none; border-bottom:1px solid black; height: 1px; width: 3em; text-align: left; margin: 10px auto 10px 0;' />
+
+<div class='footnote'><a id='Footnote_2'></a><a href='#FNanchor_2'><span class='label'>[2]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Harriet Lane.&#8221; The name of that unfortunate lady is
+often applied to the curious tinned meat provided aboard.</p>
+</div> <!-- footnote -->
+
+<div class='footnote'><a id='Footnote_3'></a><a href='#FNanchor_3'><span class='label'>[3]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;This sauce.&#8221; A pink luxury poured over Sunday&#8217;s
+duff.</p>
+</div> <!-- footnote -->
+
+<div class='footnote'><a id='Footnote_4'></a><a href='#FNanchor_4'><span class='label'>[4]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Cheese.&#8221; In these closing lines the poet&#8217;s hope was to
+record the actual expression of the saloon in general on
+receipt of the steward&#8217;s pronouncement: &#8220;That there was
+no more cheese.&#8221;</p>
+</div> <!-- footnote -->
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_179'></a>179</span><a id='link_29'></a>XXIX</h2>
+
+<p>On Easter Day the sun&#8211;it was an old proverb&#8211;will
+dance; and this time he was in the mood. We lay
+in a basin like other tramps; beyond, there clustered
+red roofs with blessed ungainly angles, a pleasing
+sight after those southern flat ones of grey. Farther
+off, the church spire climbed above the trees, and
+though many people in their Sunday dress were
+walking that way, more were taking their rounds
+beside these docks.</p>
+
+<p>It was as certainly good to be here as that spring
+was here. The chirrup of sparrows, jubilate of larks,
+noises of poultry, bleating of lambs from an enclosure
+of young fruit trees close at hand, and the play of
+children, were all comely and reviving.</p>
+
+<p>Alas! that the Easter gift of the ship&#8217;s officers
+should have been so out of tune. An old gentleman
+of the same outlook as Polonius, the broker, brought
+a packet of letters aboard at breakfast, and among
+these were the wrong kind of Easter tidings&#8211;statements
+of their reductions in wages. They accepted
+this falling off without murmur, save for a few dry
+remarks.</p>
+
+<p>A motor-boat came bringing the stores, and, to the
+disgust of the cook and other watchers, a great stack
+of long loaves, altogether leathery in external appearance.
+Most of these were returned. The ship&#8217;s
+chandler must have thought we were arriving in force.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_180'></a>180</span>
+Our own boat was tied at the foot of the gangway, and
+the apprentices told off as ferrymen for the time being.</p>
+
+<p>Next day the larks were aloft again, and their
+melody, marvellous after long absence from it, came
+dropping from heaven as undiminished, one would
+say, as raindrops falling. So clear it sounded there
+even when they were in the clouds. Meanwhile the
+bosun and party were getting the winches and derricks
+into trim, with less silver voices: &#8220;H-h-hup, H-h-hup:
+Let go a little: Here, youse....&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>It was not unwelcome when the evening came, and
+Mead, Bicker, and their friend so soon to be returned
+to duty set out up the cobbled road to Emden; most
+bitter was the east wind blowing down the long
+colonnades of trees, and we hastened into the sheltering
+streets of the little town. We found it a quiet and
+beautiful place of ornamentation, and gables and
+high houses, with a canal in the midst. Masterly
+seemed its spire, stretching up into the sky with
+unexpected height and charming ease. It was Easter
+Monday, and many folks were walking out&#8211;we
+looked curiously about us, and while none were
+anything but tidy and decent, none had any of the
+symptoms of much and to spare. They were
+evidently poor, but far from poor in spirit.</p>
+
+<p>We were puzzled by the Sabbath look of things to
+find a place to sit down and apply some antidote to
+the effects of that rawish east wind. We began
+drifting as usual, when an old fellow in black coat
+and Homburg hat pushed past us, mumbling something.
+A light came swiftly into the eyes of Mead
+and Bicker; the old fellow was fragrant with good
+beer. We asked him for directions. He was off at
+once in a loud, hard voice: &#8220;By Jesus Christ and
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_181'></a>181</span>
+General Jackson,&#8221; he began (and <i>da capo</i>), &#8220;the two
+best men in America. You come to my house.&#8221;
+Following him, and coping with his repeated invocations
+of the Messiah and the General, and requests
+for an opinion of his English speech, we arrived by and
+by. He was an innkeeper, and (by Jesus Christ)
+&#8220;an old sailing man himself.&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The inn parlour was most excellently warm, free
+and easy. We set to with hot grog, the brimmer
+being rebrimmed (if my memory serves me) not once
+nor twice. The room was not one which depressed.
+Around it hung daubs of full-rigged ships of Batavia
+in the fifties and sixties; there was an automatic
+weighing machine, a most magnificent penny-in-the-slot
+piano, and another apparatus for extracting
+copper from the air, dressed up as a blue windmill,
+but I did not inquire what it was expected to yield.
+And the wall-paper was tapped with an ample border,
+in which one saw smooth waters, placid smacks, and
+more windmills.</p>
+
+<p>The other occupants of the room were the quiet
+set at the tables, a drunken Finn seaman with one
+arm in bandages, a dark-haired musician, the landlord
+and his wife and their good-looking daughter; while
+from the private house other members of the family
+came and went at need, as will be seen.</p>
+
+<p>We provided the landlord with grog. He melted
+with gratitude, rose, and set his horrible piano going,
+whose wicked hammers champed upon some of the
+harshest wires outside of the barbed-wire dumps.
+And what is more, whenever the piano began, our
+friend the Finn thought his hour had come to shine,
+and essayed a sort of stamping, stooping dance across
+the floor. This led to persuasion. The landlord
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_182'></a>182</span>
+persuaded, the landlady persuaded, unclassified assistants
+persuaded, and presently the dancer was pleased
+to be seated once more, exclaiming, &#8220;When I come
+aboard he says to me, he says, &#8216;All right, Captain, all
+right, all right.&#8217;&#8221; No sooner did the music begin
+afresh than this enthusiast would rise up relentlessly
+as though hypnotized (by the pæan) and perhaps
+stamp out a bar or two before being replaced by combined
+efforts. This kept on happening.</p>
+
+<p>None the less, the landlord, who had apparently
+spent the day in liquid rejoicings, was swallowing
+grog and growing taleful. He claimed all sorts of
+sea service and seemed to know what he was talking
+about, posed even my expert friends with the sailing-ship
+question: What&#8217;s the difference in build between
+a Scotch ship, a Nova Scotian, and a Yankee? Boxing
+too was in his line: &#8220;Scholar of John L. Sullivan,&#8221;
+he assured us, and directed admiration to his fist,
+which was normal. From taleful he waxed tuneful.
+&#8220;I&#8217;m a chanty-man, y&#8217;know,&#8221; and wiping back his
+gingery-white whiskers he groaned out &#8220;Blow the
+man down,&#8221; and &#8220;The streams of our native Australia,&#8221;
+in dreadful style. After these, finding himself
+strangely appreciated, he offered and began &#8220;a real
+English song, y&#8217;know&#8211;exchoose me, y&#8217;know, if I
+don&#8217;t speak the plain English.&#8221; It was &#8220;The Maid
+of the Mill.&#8221; His rendering was a strain on our tact,
+and too much for one of the young ladies of the house,
+who was smitten with a fit of giggling most right and
+justifiable. At that, the old villain flew into a
+ridiculous passion, jumped up, and was for hitting
+this girl. He was restrained.</p>
+
+<p>After this unwanted diversion, he returned and
+(with starts of rage) barked out the rest of his song.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_183'></a>183</span>
+His wolfhound began, and we began, to find the
+vocalist a nuisance; and as the evening wore on, I
+thought the authentic musician, who played the
+violin, was beginning to resent our presence and
+success. The daughter of the house foolishly sat at
+our table. The musician, however, was soothed
+with an honorarium, and with much &#8220;Auf wieder-sehen!&#8221;
+we went. Even now, however, it was thought
+unseemly to reach the ship in one journey, so halts
+were called twice; and once aboard, the usual arguments
+kept us out of our beds until four or so in the
+morning.</p>
+
+<p>The two grain-elevators in the port were still busy
+with a Greek steamer, so that, apart from painting,
+the <i>Bonadventure</i> was idle, and there was little to do
+but row over to the canteens and return with
+undreamed-of quantities of chocolate and cigarettes.
+Cigars were, to us, as lightly bought as matches.
+As to the painting, it was again mysterious that two
+of the apprentices fell off the stage on which they
+were working alongside; they were soon dressed in
+borrowed plumage. Suddenly in the evening our
+discharge began.</p>
+
+<p>Lighters of the local type, very long and narrow,
+were already alongside when the tugs swung the first
+elevator into his place. The huge floating turret
+looked somewhat like a smock mill. The stevedores
+quickly made fast their tackle: four large drain-pipe
+tubes were let down into the chosen hold, and the
+suckers commenced. There was a drumming boom
+of machinery, mixed with the swish of the ingulfing
+of the grain and its disgorging through broader conduits
+on the other side of the elevator into the river
+barges. It grew dark, the red and green railway
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_184'></a>184</span>
+lights burned fiercely in brisk air against the last of
+an orange sunset. But the elevator was kept at work,
+and arc lights hung over the hold showed the novel
+scene of the sliding grain and its trimmers.</p>
+
+<p>One effect of the late-continued drone and thud of
+the elevator was to torment me with war dreams.
+First I was in an attack, among great rocks, under a
+violent barrage; then, on one of those unforgettable
+raw, dark mornings, I was at the window of a great
+ruined house behind the line, watching the bleary
+effulgence of the Very lights starting up here and
+there and expecting the worst from a nasty silence,
+only pierced by single shell-bursts. Then, beside
+the elevator, an infuriated and intoxicated bargee
+stood on the landing-stage about midnight bawling
+for a boat which didn&#8217;t come. His patience was,
+however, considerable; he bawled for a long hour.
+In consequence, I suppose, of these matters I arrived
+very late at breakfast amid the usual cries of &#8220;You
+Jonah, you!&#8221;</p>
+
+<p>The second elevator arrived, and, like some great
+iron insect with many beaks, began to swallow up
+the grain from the holds aft. The ship shook with
+the speed and power of the pumping machinery; the
+long lighters with their great round-table steering
+wheels filled up, battened down, and swung away.
+In one of the holds there were the bags put in at
+Ingeniero White; under them again lay the yellow
+grain in mass. The elevator&#8217;s proboscis dipped into
+that grain, while the trimmers unstowed, slit and
+emptied the sacks; so the ship began to lighten, and
+her bow already stood high out of the water.</p>
+
+<p>The red evening sky was smoky with cold; then
+the stars sparkled with frost; and a small gathering
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_185'></a>185</span>
+enjoyed the oil stove in Bicker&#8217;s room. The steward,
+in unusual radiance, came in presently, and sang a
+long song concerning a tramp who was flung off a
+freight train by a brakesman. &#8220;Because he was
+only a tramp&#8221; (<i>dying fall</i>).</p>
+
+<p>This might have been a comment on Mr. W. H.
+Davies&#8217; Autobiography. Warmed with his singing
+and other helps, the steward began to recall his
+acquaintance (on guard) with Royalty, and spun off
+at tangents with affairs half a century more recent:
+&#8220;That b&#8213; flaming butcher&#8211; I was going to hit
+him with a box of matches,&#8221; and other incidents. I
+was sorry to hear the lank Chips, the next morning,
+bawling at the entrance of the saloon a complaint
+about the toughness of his meat; the steward&#8217;s new
+mood deserved anything but that sort of damper.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_186'></a>186</span><a id='link_30'></a>XXX</h2>
+
+<p>With little to do, I fought a sort of pillow fight
+with Meacock, our weapons being sacks well stuffed;
+he won, of course, but it was a popular bout. Then
+there were acrobatic performances on the stays
+of the funnel. The need I had for training appeared
+on our last night in Emden Port, when my sleep
+was nipped in the bud by the entry of Bicker and
+Mead. Both had the clear spirits raised, in two
+senses; both thickened voices already thick enough.
+They were disguised (Mead&#8217;s fancy, I warrant) as
+members of the Ku-Klux-Klan; and besides their
+costume one bore a revolver, the other an air gun
+impounded from an apprentice. I was ordered out
+of bed, but wished to stop; we argued about it and
+by good luck I hung on. After this, insidious, they
+declared that a lady who knew me and wished to
+see me had come aboard. This flight of fancy and
+flow of language went on until they sought variety,
+which they found in painting the unfortunate Tich
+in the alley below in several colours.</p>
+
+<p>The German police, green men and true, watched the
+ship closely. It was rumoured that a shipping clerk
+and a young woman had eloped and were aboard one
+of the tramps. &#8220;Love in a foc&#8217;sle,&#8221; especially
+ours, was considered no bad joke.</p>
+
+<p>One more home circle was held in the starboard
+alleyway towards midnight; gin very prevalent,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_187'></a>187</span>
+and the steward also. He fell into a sequence of
+army recollections, which (as the glass was thrust
+replenished into his hand) began on this pattern,
+&#8220;Well, I&#8217;m telling you, Mister, at three in the afternoon
+of March the twelfth 1873, we was parading
+outside the Queen&#8217;s pavilion....&#8221; Once more also
+Mead and myself made our way into Emden. The
+old nooks of buildings and the vistas of narrow
+thoroughfares and lazy waterways, the shops and
+the folk, all made a kindly picture; after supper,
+we avoided a downpour of sleet in a café with an
+orchestra, whose repertory of 4,000 pieces included
+two by English composers, and his name was Sullivan.
+On our midnight way home, we stopped at a Dutchman&#8217;s
+bar and asked for and got a dozen hard-boiled
+eggs for a second supper aboard. I was carrying a
+parcel in hand and two bottles, or rather gas-cylinders,
+of gin in the lining of my mackintosh when we reached
+the German sentry-box beside the Quay. He puffed
+at his pipe as he felt the parcel and saw that all
+was well.</p>
+
+<p>The iron in the ship began to sweat great drops, and
+the walls of one&#8217;s bunk glistened with damp. The
+glass was falling; the water of the basin no longer
+lay smooth as oil but beat against the ship grudgingly.
+In short, excellent Flanders weather ensued the old-established
+weather, guaranteed to cure rabid individuals
+of war cant after one hour&#8217;s trial (unshelled)
+on sentry-go or at the ration dump. For the worst
+and even hopeless cases, half an hour&#8217;s trial on the
+banks of the Steenbeck was confidently recommended&#8211;I
+was lucky now to have a roof leaking but little.
+Phillips showed me the one dry corner in his room&#8211;a
+portion of the settee about a foot square.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_188'></a>188</span>Hosea&#8217;s wife joined us in the saloon, and not
+only by her genial presence itself merited our best
+thanks, but also by her influence on the steward. As
+if by magic, Ideal milk was added to our tinned pears
+(usually, apricots); and the jam changed to strawberry.</p>
+
+<p>At length the elevators ceased from troubling, and
+the supervisors from dilating in <i>Platt Deutsch</i> over the
+damage in the bilges. The bosun&#8217;s strangled noise
+timed the hoisting of the ship&#8217;s boat, which had had a
+busy holiday, to its normal place. The little broker
+made his last appearance round the steward&#8217;s
+precincts; and with the heaving up of the gangway,
+the arrival of the tugs, the return of the wireless
+aerial to its heights and the smoking funnel&#8211;it,
+no doubt, never looked better&#8211;we were ready to
+depart.</p>
+
+<p>It was twilight when our ropes fore and aft were
+loosed from the dolphins, and the <i>Bonadventure</i>
+slowly moved into the lock. Here while the port
+authorities made a swift inspection for stowaways
+and concluded their arrangements, we stopped a time,
+listening to the odd mixture of noise from bleating
+of sheep and hooting of our whistle. Then we moved
+out to sea, not without bumping into the lock wall
+and gashing the bow. The air was intensely cold,
+and the iron frameworks against the last tinges of
+sunset and the red and white lights were now all
+there was to see of our port of discharge. That
+episode was over; after midnight, the ship stopped
+at Borkum to put down the pilot, and then, on
+again. My voyage was hurrying into memory.</p>
+
+<hr class='pb' />
+<h2><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_189'></a>189</span><a id='link_31'></a>XXXI</h2>
+
+<p>Short seas running and a squally wind abeam made
+the light ship jerk and roll. The early sun was
+hidden in the dull purple of a racing sleet-cloud,
+which passed over the <i>Bonadventure</i> and swept on
+to lash the dunes of Holland lying dim blue along the
+yellow horizon. The engines beat out a cheerful
+tattoo and sent the ship, wobbling as she went, at
+eleven knots through the green water. The wind
+grew westerly but not sisterly; the melancholy
+began to expatiate on the short text, &#8220;The Longships,&#8221;
+but the profusion of fishing smacks out around us
+seemed to show that no tempestuous weather was at
+hand.</p>
+
+<p>The next morning, a spiritual Beachy Head was
+glittering like crystal in the distance; while the
+head wind fell upon us, and momently a great thud
+like the impact of a great shell shook the ship&#8217;s
+sizable frame and lifted her in see-saw style. I
+watched the south coast sliding by with as much
+excitement as if I had been coming home on leave
+again. Meacock was at his most picturesque with his
+reminiscences of a hard-case ship called the <i>Guildhall</i>,
+but I could not retain what he told me, with
+this distraction of English shores and skies about
+us. The general scene recorded itself; of all the
+magnificent evenings which my voyage had brought
+forth this was perhaps the nonpareil. The skies
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_190'></a>190</span>
+were of tumultuous colour, requiring one of the old
+Dutch masters to observe, let alone to reproduce. A
+bright brazen sun, throwing at his whim (as it were)
+his vesture of clouds about him, burnt out below a
+pavement of light ever seething with the leaping
+waves, and sometimes hidden, sometimes emerging,
+lit the sky astern to a tawny glow, or left it sullen
+as clay. Here, the horizon was an olive green,
+there, a blue girdle; ships in stippled blackness
+tilted this way and that against it, or nearer ploughed
+grey expanses; and above pillars and cliffs of rocky
+cloud lifted themselves enormously into a firmament
+purpled or kindled into wild flame.</p>
+
+<p>So we hurtled along, the wind flawing, abeam, ahead.
+The great prow mounted high against the sunset, or
+thrust like the head of a porpoise down again into the
+onslaught of rolling waters. The hand on the lookout
+paced up and down the foc&#8217;sle head in loneliness,
+the officer on the bridge answered his call as ever,
+the seagulls followed the ship with their unvarying
+calm and pride of wing. Presently the fine light
+of Eddystone was our solace.</p>
+
+<p>The last day of my pursership dawned, a day I
+welcomed and yet was sorry to find come. How
+swiftly it stole by! At seven that morning we were
+midway between the Longships lighthouse and that yet
+lonelier one the Wolf, with Land&#8217;s End white with
+snow to feast the eye. The sun was a Jolly Bacchus,
+the waves dancing as green as the young leaves
+sacred to that god, and the happy porpoises ambled
+among them. Yet still, as we swung round the corner,
+in a veritable procession of funnels and smoke trails,
+a squall came down, heralded by a half-seen rainbow,
+threw us rudely off the poise and chilled the air to
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_191'></a>191</span>
+winter again. But round went the <i>Bonadventure</i>
+and coasted beneath moors and tors sullenly green
+into the Bristol Channel.</p>
+
+<p>The heavy rolling died away as we passed from the
+Cornish shore (where they are said to eat strangers),
+and my Emden chilblains felt the weather growing
+much warmer. Indeed, we had not had so mild a day
+since we left Las Palmas. Towards three we came
+abreast of Lundy Island&#8217;s bluff, and Hartland
+opposite, a sturdy cliff likewise. The tide helped us
+well, but the wind was veering. Urged by those
+officers and engineers whose wives would be at Barry
+Docks this evening to greet them, and by his own
+wishes, the chief had promised to bring the <i>Bonadventure</i>
+to the tier in Barry Docks by seven.</p>
+
+<p>Ilfracombe nestling happily under the moors was
+quickly passed; the <i>Bonadventure</i> could move when
+she had a mind; the mellow green country of Somerset
+parcelled in such English fashion with such straight
+hedgerows, faded astern. The coast of Wales revealed
+the twin lighthouses called the Nash Lights, and still
+the ship raced on. Then, as if before the time, we
+were entering the locks at Barry, in a smoky twilight,
+after an evening shower; were inside, and tied up to
+the tier.</p>
+
+<p>Not much remains to add. The next day I scrambled
+down the rope ladder, and bade farewell to the
+<i>Bonadventure</i>, that &#8220;dirty ship,&#8221; not unbeloved;
+and Mead came next. The boat below carried us to
+the quay, under the red hulls of ships gleaming
+with the light from the dancing ripples; then came
+paying off, a most unpunctual and irritating performance,
+and good-byes to the old friends, from
+Hosea to Kelly, of the last few months; and most
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_192'></a>192</span>
+of all, perhaps, to that gay spirit Mead. My good-bye
+to these might be, I hoped, no such final one;
+but my round trip was accomplished and I felt that
+for me &#8220;there would be no more sea,&#8221; so that the
+actual signing off of the purser seemed to me a
+point in my life&#8217;s course. Then presently, after a
+hearty last word with Mead&#8211;kind be the dog-watch
+stars to him, wherever his ship carry him&#8211;I departed;
+the last train for Slowe having, naturally, gone out,
+I made for the nearest town to Slowe, and finishing
+my journey part on foot, part on a borrowed bicycle,
+was enabled to awaken Mary while the rest of the
+parish of Staizley slept the sleep of the just.</p>
+
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+</div>
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Bonadventure, by Edmund Blunden
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+Title: The Bonadventure
+ A Random Journal of an Atlantic Holiday
+
+Author: Edmund Blunden
+
+Release Date: May 14, 2010 [EBook #32371]
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE BONADVENTURE ***
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+Produced by Roger Frank and the Online Distributed
+Proofreading Team at http://www.fadedpage.net
+
+
+
+
+
+THE BONADVENTURE
+
+
+
+
+ THE WAGGONER
+ and other poems by
+ Edmund Blunden
+
+ JOHN CLARE
+ Poems chiefly from MSS.
+ selected and edited with
+ a biographical note by
+ Edmund Blunden
+ and
+ Alan Porter
+
+ THE SHEPHERD
+ and other poems of
+ Peace and War by
+ Edmund Blunden
+ awarded the
+ Hawthornden Prize, 1922
+ Third Edition
+
+
+
+
+THE BONADVENTURE
+
+A Random Journal of an Atlantic Holiday
+
+By EDMUND BLUNDEN
+
+ "There ships divide their wat'ry way,
+ And flocks of scaly monsters play;
+ There dwells the huge Leviathan,
+ And foams and sports in spite of man."
+
+ Isaac Watts.
+
+LONDON
+
+RICHARD COBDEN-SANDERSON
+
+17 THAVIES INN
+
+
+
+
+Copyright 1922
+
+Printed in Great Britain by Butler & Tanner, Frome and London
+
+
+
+
+ To
+ H.W.M.
+ THIS
+ "ROUND TRIP"
+
+
+
+
+AUTHOR'S NOTE
+
+A few facts are perhaps needed in this place. The autumn of 1921 found me
+in bad health, which seemed to me to be gaining ground. The Editors for
+whom it is my privilege to work were of that mind too, and suggested a sea
+voyage. I am one of that large class who can afford little more than
+voyages in ships which are hauled over on chains; but this was allowed
+for in every possible way by my Editors, in consequence of whose active
+generosity and that of the owners to whom my case was made known, I
+suddenly found myself bound for the River Plate. I can but say that when
+my friends expressed their envy I was well able to understand their
+feelings and my good luck.
+
+For the rest, this little book is not intended for anything beyond
+the statement on the title page. I am sorry myself that there are no
+adventures of the blood-curdling sort in it; but I could not go out of
+my way, nor do tramps find time, it seems, for propitiating cannibals.
+Of unrehearsed effects on voyages, indeed, my belief is that it is
+possible sometimes to have too much. Eastward of Madagascar, we read, lies
+Tromelin Island--a sandbank a mile long. In 1761 the _Utile_ was wrecked
+there, and eighty blacks were left behind; all died except seven of the
+women, who clung to life for fifteen years, nourished on shell fish
+and brackish water, until Captain Tromelin landed and saved them. Now I
+cannot feel sorry that I was not one of that party.
+
+There is, naturally, some slender disguise of names and so forth through
+my journal. There may be, it occurs, a S.S. _Bonadventure_ at the present
+day; if it is so, this is not the ship. My grateful recollections of
+Captain Hosea, his officers and crew apply to those gentlemen indeed,
+but they do not sign on by the names which I have for this occasion
+invented. Thus their own example leads me; how much oftener was I
+hailed as "Skylark" and "Jonah" than as
+
+ EDMUND BLUNDEN.
+
+
+
+
+ London,
+ December 23, 1921.
+
+Dear Blunden,--
+
+There you are, outward bound and southward ho! Here am I, with the
+newsboys outside shouting the latest imbecility to the murk, trying to get
+warm and happy by considering a dull electric heater and the faded
+memory of another ship (she went downstairs in the war) which, years ago,
+on a December morning, passed through the lock gates at Swansea for Para
+and all, while I stood by her rail sorry for the people who had not my
+luck. Now it is your turn. Make the most of it. It will do something
+to take away the taste of Stuff Trench. You will find me, when you come
+home, still over the electric stove listening to the newsboys. I shall
+call for wine, and you must tell me all about the Fortunate Isles. I am
+sure they are still there, and that you will see them.
+
+ O, a Cardiff ship sails down the river
+ (Blow, boys, blow!)
+ Her masts and yards they shine like silver
+ (Blow, my bully boys, blow!)
+
+Sing up, Blunden! And don't forget to take soap, towels and matches. Do
+you smoke a pipe? You'll wish presently you knew how to do it, if you have
+misspent your time and never learned. But I suppose eighteenth-century
+literature and the baby have absorbed all your energies. A pipe is only
+fit for the idle-minded.
+
+There's another thing. Don't forget that the ship's master is a greater
+man than a colonel. You know colonels, don't you? (All right, all right!)
+Well, make no mistake about it, master mariners, as a rule, are different.
+It is long odds that your new master will know his job. If you are nice to
+him, he may even confess to a taste for your poetry; ships' masters are
+like pie, I have found, to little lost children like ourselves who know
+nothing about ships, but they are perfectly frightful towards those
+who know all about ships, and know it all wrong.
+
+A happy Christmas and a lucky New Year.
+
+ Yours ever,
+ H. M. TOMLINSON.
+
+
+
+
+I
+
+
+On the eleventh of January my uncertainty was ended by the apparition (and
+in the village of Staizley it is no less) of a girl with a telegram. Her
+walk of three miles or thereabouts, from our nearest telegraph office,
+brought her to my gate at three in the afternoon; and with her customary
+awed speechlessness she gave me her message. It was from "Kingfisher," the
+decoded entity of which was the great shipping owner to whom I owed my
+arrangements; and in response I hastily attempted to leave a semblance
+of order behind me and to seem unexcited. My luggage, no cumbrous
+affair, had already been packed. By six, the trap of an ingenious
+neighbour, who lives by all sorts of traps, was heard at the gate, and
+Mary and myself got in. Determined protest, not at my departure, but
+at the apparent departure of her mother, was now raised by the youngest
+among us. My comforting promises were ignored, and the infant's cries
+redoubled. Nevertheless, off we went.
+
+The evening had been pouring out, with the vigour of an elemental
+Whistler, sleet and hail, and now though the wind was down our drive
+lay through fields half whitened with the storm; and the air was livid
+with the clouded moon and as cold as the ebbing light. With its multitude
+of pollards, its desolate great fields, its chilling breaths, the
+countryside might have been Flanders. This aspect seemed incidentally
+to demonstrate the wisdom of going elsewhere for a month or two.
+
+We now came into Slowe, discussing all the time our past, present and
+future; the chief result of the discussion was the placing of my
+unanswered letters at Mary's disposal. The town of Slowe was at peace.
+Its station wore the familiar air of having nothing to do with the coarse
+noise of traffic. Here Mary spent some moments in melancholy visions of
+my funeral at sea. She hoped these were wrong, and I, beginning to be
+affected also, hoped so equally.
+
+"Good-bye" to Mary! The curve of the track carried her out of sight,
+and, imagining with resolution that the carriage was comfortably warm, I
+resigned myself to the journey to Liverpool Street. By way of passing the
+time, I fell back upon my habit of considering how the Latin poets might
+render the words, upon which few Englishmen have not been reared:
+
+ "The use of this rack for heavy and bulky packages...."
+
+But though the sentiment which they convey is salutary, and though
+such metrical gifts as "graviora" and "viatores" instantly suggested
+themselves, the task once again defeated me.
+
+Some such deadening pastime (Tennyson advises it) was necessary. There
+are many stations between Slowe and Liverpool Street, and the train, the
+last of the day between those places, stopped at each one. Arrived in
+London, and shivering with cold, I sought out my relations; reported with
+a certain amount of pride, which evoked no corresponding admiration at
+such a late hour, my impending voyage, and was rewarded with a bed.
+
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+My instructions were to present myself next morning, without fail, at
+the shipping offices of Messrs. Wright, Style and Storey, in Cardiff.
+Mary's double accordingly hurried me through my breakfast and led the
+way to Paddington. I urged myself to realize that I was going upon
+holiday; but, it cannot be withheld, the thought of this particular
+pleasure had a serious tinge. Paddington itself, to such an islander as
+I am, had some of the credit of this. To me, that large terminus is, as a
+jumping-off position, less human than, for example, Victoria. From
+Paddington, with its Western propaganda, it may well seem that humanity
+is travelling out into the round world's imagined corners; but Victoria,
+with its lesser range in sight, leaves a quieter speculation. From
+Brighton there is no such press of mammoth liners? Even when the
+destination was the B.E.F., it was comforting to me to set out from
+Victoria, whence the way led through a compact, placid, formerly
+uninternational, still un-Atlantic quarter. A Society for the Suppression
+of Astronomers has been mooted by the lazy-minded. I am not sure that
+geographers should not be included. Distances, no doubt, are as essential
+to romance as to Copley Fielding's water-colours; but they can rouse in
+some of us troubling thoughts, which, summed up, say "Leave us alone!"
+Such thoughts had disturbed me when, with farewells from Bess, I retired
+to the sporting columns of my newspaper, and the train moved out.
+
+In compensation for my experience of the previous evening, the journey
+went quickly by. A sunny morning, blue and still, lit up the country.
+So fine was the day, and the country, with its ancient timber, its
+mole-hilled pastures, its feeding horses and cheerful rooks, appeared so
+mellow, that the wisdom of leaving it behind was not so conspicuous as,
+the night before, it had been. Cardiff. I knew nothing about it, except
+as "Cardiff." I entrusted myself, therefore, to a taxi-driver, who
+claimed to know more, even to the whereabouts of the shipping office
+to which I was bound. After meanderings and advice from the police and
+the public, he made amends for his inaccuracy by setting me down at
+the foot of a gloomy staircase leading to the rooms of Messrs. Wright,
+Style and Storey.
+
+And now for a few moments I was in trouble. Thinking that the telegram
+which warranted my calling at this Cardiff office of the London Company
+would best explain my intrusion, I handed it over the fateful counter.
+The clerk took it, assumed a serious air, avoided looking at me, and
+referred to a superior. I was puzzled. More so, the superior. A murderer,
+concerned in the atrocity at Bournemouth, was at that time untraced,
+and I fancy that the official had the mystery in his mind at this point.
+At any rate, eyeing the wire with doubt for some time, he suddenly
+advanced towards me and put the question, in stern accents: "Who are you?"
+
+Who are you?
+
+I feel sure that my explanation was unbusinesslike, but he presently
+divined the truth. Word of my movement had not been sent him from London.
+He withdrew to the telephone or time-table; then restoring to me my
+sibylline leaf, told me to go to Barry Docks, where I should find the
+_Bonadventure_, recognizable by a white S painted on the funnel, lying
+at Tip Eleven or Twelve, and to go aboard and report myself to the
+captain. I went, fearing lest the captain likewise might know as little
+in advance about the trembling suspect before him.
+
+Urchins scrambled for my luggage at the Barry Docks Station, an hour
+or so later, and the two victors hurried it along to Tip Eleven. These
+coal-tips overhead and the shipping alongside, with knots of workmen
+passing masked in coal-dust, engaged my mind as we went, and before I
+was fully aware of it we were aboard a vessel which the boys recognized as
+the _Bonadventure_. I paid the carriers, who went away at speed, and
+asked a wooden-faced seaman, who seemed to be alone, where I could find
+the captain. He at once cut short my search by the tone in which he
+observed, "The captain! He's having his dinner at the present." I was
+rebuked, and stood by. (I had still to witness the multitudes who want to
+find the captain of a ship in port.)
+
+I took a look at the ship, but felt lost as I did so. She was large, and
+of vague shape. I could not determine where she began and where she left
+off. A pall of coal covered everything. Heaps of cinders, which a casual
+glance described as of some seniority, lay against the deck railing. I saw
+hut-like structures about me where I stood, amidships, as the boys had
+said; but I feared to explore. At times some one with a plate or a jug
+was seen stooping swiftly through their doorways--evidence indeed of the
+captain's dinner-hour. Inaction, nevertheless, grew unpromising; and at
+last I asked an officer, as I rightly thought him, who had come out
+to keep an eye on several blasphemous and strongly individual beings
+with large spades, whether I might see the captain. When he heard my
+business, he quickly took me to him. I found myself speaking to a quiet,
+smiling, and enviably robust man who, to my relief, was not mystified
+by my arrival. He set me at my ease, told me that I should sign on as
+a member of the crew to-morrow, and allowed me to stay on the ship
+meanwhile. I was glad of this, being weary of quests for the time being.
+
+Not quite at home, as may be gathered, I went out on deck, and watched the
+tips in action; admired the mimic thunder--first the abrupt and rending,
+shattering crash, then the antistrophe of continued rollings--which each
+truckful of coal makes as it is tumbled into the shoot and thereby into
+the ship's holds. Truck after truck was drawn up, the pin knocked away
+from the end board and the coal hurled, its dusky clouds fuming out,
+into the ship: its atmosphere did not seem to strain or irritate the
+breathing organs of those worthies with the spades, and the pipes,
+whose vague labouring silhouettes enlivened the gloom. Engines plied
+constantly beside the docks with long trains of coal. As if expressing
+itself, one emitted a peculiar twofold groan. All this, of course,
+ancient history, but I was new to it. It seemed like the beginnings of
+wisdom.
+
+But the world of iron and smoke could not warm my body as well as it did
+my mind, and while I was brooding over the increasing bite in the air of
+that January afternoon, the officer whom I was to know soon as the mate, a
+young man of clear-cut features and tranquil manner, told me to make use
+of the saloon. I sat there reading, when another introduction took place.
+The steward, a weighty old man remarkable at first sight for his brown
+skull-cap, came in to say he had fitted me up with a cabin. Following him
+up a staircase, I took over this dugout-like dwelling with no small
+satisfaction. It was to be my home, he said, for three or four months
+on this South American run. I unpacked, and washed away the unearned, and
+unsuspected, film of coal-dust which was to characterize my home for the
+same length of time.
+
+Tea came, and I was mildly puzzled again, when the steward's assistant
+asked me to choose between a bloater, cold meat, and so on. I was deciding
+on something slenderer, when I realized that tea included supper, and
+applied for a kipper. The captain's wife kept conversation alive. The
+topic, I remember, was the lamented custom which once permitted captains'
+wives to make "the round trip" with their husbands.
+
+The coal still rattled into the holds every moment or two, and the same
+process was going on all round us. The water was bright in the moon,
+and the reflections of the lamps fastened high over the ships swum like
+golden serpents in the ripples. In such a light, to such a watcher,
+there seemed no end to the serried framework and the cordage to the
+giant sea travellers of steel. The constant clanging and whistling and
+crash spoke to the work of the machines, an occasional shout to the
+guiding energies of the men.
+
+
+
+
+III
+
+
+The shipping office itself left no clear impression upon me, the next
+morning, when I attended the business of signing on; but the visit
+gave me my first view of the crew of the _Bonadventure_, which was
+welcome. Many of them were coloured men, as ever, dressed in eye-catching
+smartness. I reflected on the extent to which the market of boots of two
+colours must depend on these firemen. Among the others, a Cornishman of
+odd automatic gait, whose small head balanced a squarish black hat,
+moved about with an inconsequence suggestive of some clever comedian. He
+gave, however, no evidence of humorous abilities. The wooden-faced
+man, to whom I have referred, answered the call of "Cook." Sitting on
+the bench in the corner, I felt a curious stare upon me, and looking
+across the room, saw its owner, a tough customer by the expression he
+wore. For some peculiarity of conduct, this sailor was the next evening
+removed from the _Bonadventure_ by the police, with no passive resistance,
+as I vaguely heard. The police recovered.
+
+Two youths sat by me, their good nature showing itself in their talk. They
+painted my near future. The heat we should soon be feeling, 130 in the
+shade; the troubled Biscay, where "seven seas meet, which causes a great
+upheaval," chequered the vista. The function of crossing the Line was
+described as bygone, even in its less inconvenient traditions, such as
+giving the greenhorn binoculars through which a (hair) "Line" was plain
+enough.
+
+My name was called, and I went to the front. The captain conferred with
+the clerk. For technical purposes, as I supposed, I was put down "purser."
+The rank was given, but not the talents.
+
+Now, the hour of the _Bonadventure's_ sailing being imminent, the
+ship's officers who had been away were returning. The chief engineer,
+obviously regarded as a wise man; the second mate, full of stories; the
+wireless operator, youthful and brilliantined, appeared at the cabin
+table. The captain's wife drew up matrimonial plans for the third mate,
+who was not beyond blushing over his late tea--the not impossible, but
+improbable, She was evidently a recognized memory of Hamburg. The
+captain was striving to get at the facts when a doctor came in, summoned
+to see an apprentice; and he left his meal to hear the diagnosis.
+Reappearing, he said, "The only bit of luck we've had. The boy's got
+appendicitis." This was not euphemism; what might have happened had
+the ship left before the boy's illness was known for what it was, both
+to boy and authorities, he went on to hint. This piece of recognition
+was due to the mate.
+
+We were not leaving that evening, though loading ceased. I walked into
+Barry, and found its cinematograph programme somewhat worse than is
+the average. This, and the change of the weather from keen to mizzling,
+persuaded me back to my cabin for the rest of the evening; and after the
+night's rest, broken sometimes by sounds of "mighty workings," I looked
+through my porthole to discover that the ship had left the tips. She
+was now lying, under a cloudy, showery sky, well out to the middle of
+the water, and the buildings round the Docks Station, dwarfed somewhat
+by the large sign of "WARD, BUTCHER," were in sight. We should soon be
+away.
+
+The solidity of ship's breakfast was an early fact among those I was
+gleaning. Yesterday, an ample steak, with potatoes--and onions--had
+been set before me, after the preparatory porridge; this day, two tough
+sausages, with potatoes--and onions--were provided. Yet I fell to with
+an appetite, and only hoped I should feel as able in the days to come.
+
+The inert morning seemed suited to the curious quiet of the ship.
+That quiet was, however, disturbed in undertone. The incessant tramp of
+feet and sometimes the banging of gear were echoing. The final period,
+in the main "all serene," could not be without its thousand and one
+adjustments; though the holds, trimmed, I suppose, even to the steward's
+satisfaction--he had been in high choler the night before at the attempted
+delivery of meat to a store just made inaccessible by the delivery of
+coal--now were covered with tarpaulins. I had time to meditate, and the
+cold air recommended my cabin as the place.
+
+To the Plate and back again, in a cargo ship! (To the Somme and back
+again--that had seemed less surprising.) The voyage, no doubt, would be
+more arduous than that in the leave-boat from Boulogne to Folkestone.
+Would my resolution be equal to the greater strain on the system? I
+suspected that the first few days might find me groaning within myself;
+asking why I had left my draughty study, which was at least stationary?
+what I had found amiss with the array of books for review--pleasant,
+unjustly despised labour? Landlord, insurance agent, general dealer,
+rags-and-bones, watch-and clock-repairer, bricklayer come to fix the
+chimney, carpenter to take measurements for far-off bookshelves, secretary
+of football for subscriptions, and many another familiar--in the middle
+of an attempt to answer the question, "What is Poetry?"--should I be
+considering them as unhonoured privileges? Repent, repent.
+
+From the mild exercise, and a book, I was aroused by the brown skull-cap
+of the steward, who in some pain of feature uttered round the door a
+solemn "Well, I declare!" I had disregarded his bell--Jim had rung it; he
+had rung it--for dinner.
+
+There were friendly visitors afterwards. I was wished a good voyage, and
+a better room--one more artistic, I think, was in the speaker's mind.
+But comfort was cordially anticipated. The ship was not one of the older
+sort that roll. The captain, too, said that his ship did not roll. The
+shore captain grinned, but said nothing, except that, if I had been over
+to France, I should find the voyage just the same. It was the captain's
+turn to grin. Next, the second mate came, book in hand, and entered the
+name of my next-of-kin.
+
+During the afternoon the funnel of the _Bonadventure_ had sent forth
+smoke, and the hooter, hoots; the cold increased, and, having heard
+that we were to go out at about six, for all my apprehensions I felt
+eager for that hour. The surroundings were gloomy. The _Bonadventure_
+lay in a row of coal-carrying steamers, with something grim about their
+iron flatness; the _Phryne_, _Marie Nielsen_, _Sandvik_, many another,
+their cold colours reminding me of the huge blue-painted unexploded
+shell which once I ventured to help remove from a trench at Givenchy.
+The grey-green pool swilled sulkily about them: and the red bricks in
+the background offered no relief to an unprogressive eye. Sooty, hard
+and bleak, the scene itself urged my impatience to be gone.
+
+A call announced the arrival of the pilot; and, at ten minutes to six,
+in obedience to a process of which I gathered little, the ship began to
+move gently out of the dock. The shouts of the pilot on the bridge, his
+"Hard-a-port," his "Hard-a-starboard," were taken up from the forepart
+of the ship, where a number of substantial figures were at work with
+winch and cable. The _Bonadventure_ was guided with nice gradation into
+a channel not much exceeding her own width; on the quay beside men
+were shouting and scampering; the wireless clerk leaning over against all
+gravity grabbed a bag of "mail" from one of them; and out we passed.
+The wind livened. The lights of the town slowly dwindled behind us.
+Into the channel close after the _Bonadventure_ came the green lamp of
+another ship. Soon the _Bonadventure_ was definitely, at a growing
+speed, running down the Bristol Channel, under a veiled sky through
+which the moon always seemed about to emerge, and among the scattered
+lights of other ships going into Barry, or waiting in readiness to go in.
+
+The thing had never occurred to me before, and I may be pardoned for
+reflecting, while I stood watching, in a manner somewhat grandiose. The
+energy of Man, maker of cathedrals, high-roads, aqueducts, railroads, was
+passing before me; and this one manifestation of it seemed perhaps the
+most surprising. The millions of times that this restless creature Man
+had weighed his anchor and in cockle-shell or galleon or clipper or tramp
+set out to ferry over the seas at his own sweet will! This matter was
+now put in a more prosaic light by the wireless clerk, who, beckoning
+me to a place out of the wind, informed me that at a charge he could,
+as soon as the _Bonadventure_ was out of touch of land, transmit any
+message I had for home. With this youngster I tried to speak on his own
+province, in which I had made some elementary excursions in Flanders
+times: but this intrusion upon his mysteries appeared to affect him,
+and I learned only that the modern wireless was different.
+
+The doleful tolling of a bell, later on, with its suggestion of the
+Inchcape Rock, reached me in my bunk, where, noticing the oscillations
+of the ship, I had early withdrawn.
+
+
+
+
+IV
+
+
+My theory of repentance during the first few days at sea was to be fact.
+At the start, I seemed to myself to be perfectly steady. The breeze
+blew cold; I thought it even pleasant; and without over-exercise, I took
+my last views of English coasts, and watched ships ahead of us blackly
+smudging a vaporous sky. I attended dinner, and began to swell with vanity.
+
+By this time the ship was rolling (after all yesterday's kind assurances).
+There was no mistake about it: and my vanity and observation were at once
+cut short by a surprise attack of sea-sickness. A dismal cowardice
+came on me. The wind seemed changing, or perhaps--I inquired but
+little--the course of the ship; the effect needed no inquiry. Time and
+again, lowering my _morale_ at each arrival, the seas beat in a great
+crash upon the ship's sides, and, with the attendant tilt, the scarcely
+less welcome seethe of the waters flowing down the decks would follow.
+The ship seemed to be provided with cogs, on which she was raised and
+lowered with horrible deliberate jolts over a half-circle: then again,
+the big wave would jump in with a punch like some giant Fitzsimmons.
+My experience was growing. The sunshine died off the porthole; the
+breeze was half a gale already, droning and whining louder and louder;
+and I felt that my breaking-in was to be thorough enough.
+
+Captain Hosea found time, now and then, to look at his passenger. We
+kept up eloquent discourse, though I was handicapped. The origin of
+species and the riddle of the universe are topics on which much enlivening
+debate may occur, and certainly did then; but the floor of the debating
+society should be made steady and not to lift and lean and recover with a
+monstrous jerk as a point is being approached. "It's fierce," said he,
+referring to the idea of infinite abyss. I could agree from the smaller
+one which I myself seemed to be probing.
+
+Sleep was not easy during these early hours of my holiday. I spent an
+awkward night or two, listening to rattlings of all sorts, the
+battering-ram shocks of the seas, and the thump of the engines,
+watching the sweat on the rivets of my roof roll like the bubble in a
+spirit-level, and my towel float out to an apparent unperpendicular
+side to side. In this state of things I easily came to know the features
+of my cabin, described on the door-key as "spare cabin port." Amidships it
+was, between the wireless operator's premises and the captain's. The
+porthole faced the poop, and more immediately, the ship's squat
+funnel. Beneath the porthole, a padded seat was fixed; and I had on
+one length of the room a disused radiator, a chest of drawers and a
+washstand with mirror, where, despite a ventilator above, light rarely
+seemed to come. On the opposite length there was a tall malodorous
+cupboard and two bunk beds, of which I chose the lower one from sound
+instinct at the beginning, keeping to it from force of habit afterwards.
+Such was my dwelling; but I must not fail to mention the electric light
+and fan. The place was painted white, but its past use as a store had
+variegated it.
+
+The steward likewise visited me here, and sympathized. The old fellow
+talked to me much as if I had known him all my life; he being known well
+enough, indeed, to the company for whom he was going to sea in his old
+age. A scarred nose distinguished him for a time. He complained, with
+a sort of personal visualization of the sea's boorishness, that while
+attending to some stores he had been blown off a case into a barrel of
+flour.
+
+Having therefore spent the best part of my first two days at sea in
+my cabin, which offered no great variety in itself, I was much pleased
+to find myself able to arise, manfully, the third day. But I avoided
+breakfast. The morning looked inviting, the black funnel gleaming even
+richly in the sun, so presently I took the air. First, I had found some
+difficulty in shaving, even with a safety razor; but it was accomplished.
+
+We were still in the Bay of Biscay, and the _Bonadventure_ had not done
+lurching and wallowing. To my naive eye, the sea was in considerable
+commotion. Like ever-changing rocky coasts, the horizon rose and fell. As
+unsteady as that, the day left behind its sunny comfort and brought
+clouds and chillier air. I saw the navigators passing on their business,
+but I could not emulate their equipoise; I attached myself to a rail
+or fixture to watch them, this one coiling a rope, that trailing a
+coco-nut mat in the sea--a capital cleanser; to watch the gulls also,
+so easily keeping up with the plunging brows, amid all their side-shows of
+wheeling and darting flights. Inured, I presently joined in at dinner in
+the saloon; ate, and had no serious trouble. A framework, which was
+described as a "fiddle," covered the table and checked the more mobile
+crockery; but it could not prevent an accident in the steward's own
+department, which caused his tone of private feud with Neptune to sound
+clearly in the apostrophe, "Break 'em all, then, so we shall have none
+for the fine weather." But fine weather was expected now.
+
+
+
+
+V
+
+
+My prospect brightened with the weather. "Things are looking bad,"
+observed the chief engineer with an anxious glance at me. "Why?" I said
+more anxiously. "There's three teaspoons missing," he answered, satisfied
+at having played his joke. The morning, though the wind blew hard
+against us, was sunny and cheerful; the light blue sky flying here and
+there the streamer of a shining cloud, the moon going down ahead of us,
+the drove of gulls still pleasing themselves in glistening whims of flight
+among the waves. Warmer it was, but not yet warm enough for me: and going
+out on the deck I often sheltered behind the cabins with fingers as of
+old turning waxen for want of blood. I found the ancient sea a new
+pleasure in its aspects: I liked to see the wave-tops suddenly become
+crystalline with a clear green glow. Such a greenness immediately
+associated itself with, and, I even thought, comprehended, the curious
+emanation of the old mermaid stories. It is a light wherein the sudden
+arising of a supernatural might seem natural.
+
+Aboard, less remote interests revealed themselves. The cook, that lean
+aproned figure, walked slowly between the stores and his stronghold
+the galley, carrying perhaps a couple of large onions; and the smell
+of cooking might rise above that of the Atlantic. The tawny firemen
+emptied their buckets of cinders in long series through the iron chute
+over the side; or found, by request, work for an oilcan round the funnel.
+Everything said, in its manner, "No blind hurry, no delay."
+
+Hosea invited me to his ampler room for daily conversations over the
+friendly glass; we talked much, but not about the sea. His active mind,
+after searching through the files of recent newspapers saved up during his
+stay in port, had many an opinion on affairs less adjacent; and he had a
+curious miscellany of reading at his service. Sir Edwin Arnold was one
+of his few poets, and for him he spoke out most generously. Here I was
+obliged to watch my behaviour. As a person engaged in literature, I
+could not precisely admit the ignorance of the _Light of Asia_ which I
+have always enjoyed; and I wished I had read it. The conversation should
+have run upon the sharks, the hula hula, typhoon and the submarine
+barrage, by rights; not upon the history in blank verse of the founder
+of Buddhism. It was some relief to find Hosea turning to Tennyson, whose
+works he had upon his desk. Shakespeare, he said, he had been advised
+by old captains to leave alone until he had turned forty.
+
+From his book cupboard he lent me several books, of which I only failed
+to master one. This was _The Lone Star Ranger_, by Zane Grey; a fiction in
+which beauty was reached through blood, but not in this world. Far more
+romantic was a large official treatise styled _North Atlantic Directory_,
+reading which, I determined never again to leave any book about ships
+and the sea in the threepenny tub.
+
+Meals, the important thing in the trenches, began to impress me as
+furnishing the incidents of seafaring life. They seldom came too soon.
+Their atmosphere puzzled me in a minor way, until I was acclimatized
+to the habits of the saloon. Little would be said at them for a long
+time; then some one would quietly mention some occurrence of technical
+bearings in the first place, and so educed, a few anecdotes would follow.
+Phillips, the chief engineer, with his seasoned air and dry ironical
+ease of speech, was perhaps the narrator of the saloon. I remember his
+first tale that I heard: it was simple, yet picturesque. "Once we were
+running in the banana trade. We went to Labrador for some fish. The
+captain was putting in to Cape Sidney, and he didn't like the look of
+some of the lights. So he went down to the bottle and got blotto. The
+second mate--a little Greek, he was--was on the bridge, and he found
+the captain was blotto, and he'd never been to Cape Sidney before,
+and he was worried out of his wits. So he came down and asked me what
+he should do. 'I can't tell you,' I said. 'But if I were you, I should
+bring her round in circles outside here until daylight comes.' And there
+he stayed, steering round in circles all night."
+
+The ship was reckoned, by those in higher authority, to do ten knots
+to the hour, but for a week or so her average was no more than eight.
+This circumstance was never far away from our table-talk. The playful
+interrogative "Ten?" would welcome Phillips to his place at dinner, as
+the second mate handed him the slip giving the results of the midday
+observations.
+
+As the ship's officers and the sailors became better used to me, and
+I to them, my voyage began to assume its intended holiday character. The
+southward progress of the _Bonadventure_, disappoint her chief engineer
+as she might, was felt in the improving weather; and as sea weather was
+still a new world to me, I was never for long without some variation of
+amusement. The colours of the rainbow in the waves leaping up at the
+ship's side and in the veils of spray that they flung to the whisking
+wind were soon reflecting themselves in my remembrance. On dark blue
+ridge of surly water and on snowy coronal, the broken arc of the rainbow
+was for ever flickering, just beyond the uncertain shadow of the ship.
+The lively wind, meanwhile, as if by a sudden stronger impulse, would
+whirl the green toppling seas over the lower deck, and the light cold
+spray as high as the bridge. Here, I thought, was a lyric indeed; and
+so, it looked, thought the gulls that disported about the ships, and
+the shoals that, I fancied, like those of any small stream, would be up to
+enjoy the sun.
+
+Swabbing was going on aboard at a great pace. The boatswain, a sort
+of combined walrus and carpenter, seldom allowed his swabbers and his
+hosepipe to rest. The flow of dirty water from the cabin roofs made the
+deck dangerous ground. So perish all accumulated dust! The _Bonadventure_
+began to look clean, even resplendent.
+
+When Hosea joined the merchant service, he tells me, old hands would
+often make a disparaging comment upon the decline of sailing days. "I'm
+giving up going to sea. I'm going in steamers." True, in the very names of
+the old sails, up to their skyscrapers and their moonrakers, there
+lingers yet the elemental dignity of the earlier sort of argosy. Even
+the same metaphorical fountain of description seems to have ceased to
+flow with the falling asleep of the famous clippers: and I doubt whether
+the author of _London River_, that rich reverie, kindred with an essay
+which has weathered a hundred years' storms--Charles Lamb's _South-Sea
+House_--would write of the sea to-day in his translucent classical
+revivings:
+
+ "The model of this Russian ship was as memorable as a Greek statue."
+
+And yet, once or twice already, I was indistinctly aware of an antique
+look about the ship forward, with her dark beak and all her shrouds and
+spars and winches; as I watched her at twilight ploughing a grey sea
+and still driving afield towards a horizon of sad vapours, braided with
+the sunset's waning red, and, from time to time until darkness settled,
+creviced with a primrose gleam, calm, clear and sweet amid its shadows.
+
+
+
+
+VI
+
+
+A swell running in its long undulations accompanied us until we had
+passed Madeira, beyond its horizons. Mugs of tea slid suddenly and
+swiftly across the saloon table; complaints were made at every meal,
+and the mate hinted, with dreadful implications for my benefit, that a
+special memorandum would be presented to Father Neptune, expected on board
+shortly. Other hints of the passenger's future trials were made. We
+were bound for the Plate, but we might be sent thence to Australia. That
+addition, as a possibility, to my holiday perturbed me somewhat; I
+envisaged the bailiffs in at home before I got back.
+
+The second mate, Bicker, and the third mate, Mead, invited me to see
+their observations and their watches. Bicker, a fine audacious spirit,
+dark-haired, dark-eyed, four-or-five-and-twenty years old, had my
+company in the afternoon, the days being warm and inviting. The typical
+scene below the bridge was of Mead in his singlet rigging up a line,
+whereon towels, socks and other properties were soon in the sun; while
+mattresses aired over the cargo-hatch tarpaulin. Other toil at this hour,
+save that of the engines and the man at the wheel, was not noticeable.
+The boatswain and his wrinkled party, who actually did leave a sea-salt
+impression in their stocking-turbans and greasy rags and roomy sea-boots,
+had left the midships white, and had changed their ground for hose and
+scrubber to the neighbourhood of the engines and the galley; but the
+afternoons heard them not. An occasional whistle from the bridge would
+summon hurrying feet up the ladder; the striking of the bell made Time's
+pace perceived. Bicker would sometimes interrupt his large stories to
+show me, or to try to show me, remote or tiny curiosities floating past
+the ship. Perhaps a shoal of young porpoises bobbing along portended a
+slight squall, its approach yielding those ever remarkable lights
+that mark broken rain, lily-of-the-valley green, and on the waters a
+silver glitter, while a shadow drooped over all. The third mate's
+drying-ground was speedily cleared at these times.
+
+Mead's watch occupied the four hours before noon, and the four before
+midnight. At noon he would join with Bicker in "Shooting old Sol," a
+process which, with its turning-up of pages packed with figures, reminded
+me of old trouble in a famous mathematical school of severe traditions,
+where hung on the walls a symbolic picture--a youth swimming for dear
+life from a gigantic shark. In the evening I would find Mead on the
+bridge, uttering to himself as likely as not his talismanic motto: _Quo
+Fata Vocant_. He was a rover; from China he had gone to Australia to join
+the Army in 1914; thence had seen Gallipoli, Egypt, and, I believe,
+Palestine; went into the Navy with a commission after that; and now had
+returned to the life in which he had been apprenticed a dozen years
+before. As these evening colloquies with Mead became a rule with me,
+and as it was Mead whom I came to know better than anyone else, other
+matters relating to him will be found in their places.
+
+There was no lack of good spirits aboard. Reminiscences of a humorous
+tinge came up in almost every conversation; and conversation was an
+earnest and frequent affair. Indeed, there was observable a certain
+rivalry (as with those who supply the fashionable memoirs of the past
+twenty or thirty years), who should remember the most: and each speaker
+showed a vigorous faith in his own tale, which he scarcely extended
+to his predecessor's. The mate, the clear-headed Meacock, with his
+blunt serenity--embodying qualities in which I could not help seeing
+the English seaman of the centuries--was eloquent one evening about
+examiners. Examinations lie thick in the navigator's early way. He
+recalled one well-known figure of these inquisitions, who, at a time
+when no dinner interval was allowed to the candidates, used to bring out
+frying-pan, steak and the rest, and tantalize every one by cooking himself
+his dinner. (I wondered if this suggestion might be passed on to the
+Universities.) Another original, Meacock went on, warming himself with the
+recollection, had a preference for ordinary, that is seafaring, words.
+
+_Examiner._ If I carry this barometer up a mountain, what happens?
+
+_Candidate._ The mercury in the barometer subsides.
+
+_Examiner (purple with disgust)._ You silly idiot, if you were sitting
+on a table and I knocked you off, would _you_ subside?
+
+Bicker was about to put in a reminiscence of his at this point, but
+Meacock was already giving another instance of this examiner's zeal for
+pure English.
+
+_Examiner (producing a piece of wood)._ What colour's this?
+
+_Candidate._ Chocolate.
+
+_Examiner (purple once more)._ Chocolate! Chocolate be dam'd. Chocolate's
+something to eat--What COLOUR is it?
+
+The chief engineer, seeing me somewhat handicapped by temperament from
+wandering about as inquisitively as I ought to have done, came up one
+afternoon to take me into "_his_ little slice of the ship." I am sorry
+to think how vague my imagination and how inactive my gratitude had been
+up to that first descent down the iron stairways and crossings to the
+engine-room. The stifling air and the throbbing roar, of course, kept
+my notions vague, but the degree of vagueness was not so disgraceful as
+it had been. He pointed out all things to one comprehending scarcely
+anything, except a chalk legend on the wall which ran:
+
+ Aston Villa
+ Celtic
+ Manchester U,
+
+and so on, which I noticed for myself. The ruling passion--(passion at
+the referee's ruling, says the cynic).
+
+I was aware, meanwhile, of vast steel rods and arms in violent motion,
+named severally by the chief in a mighty voice, which nevertheless
+was too much of a whisper for me. The gangways round them, it was easier
+to learn, were narrow and greasy. The cool skill with which an engineer
+was anointing these whirling forms, his hand dapping mothlike with the
+tapering can above them, was enough to amaze me. Under a strange
+construction like a kiln, by way of a low red door, we went into the
+vault where the dusky, glowing and actually grinning firemen were
+tending the furnaces. (It happens all day, every day in thousands of
+ships!) Above, we had looked in at a dark hole--I rightly thought, over
+the boilers--and breathed for a moment a most parching element, so that
+the heat of the stokehold did not frighten me. The chief introduced me
+to the third engineer, Williams--we roared out cordially; and then he
+inducted me to the mysteries aft, where, along the shaft which revolves
+the propeller, a specially greasy passage runs. Here, as throughout this
+cavernous region--I remembered Hedge Street Tunnels, which to the
+initiated will be a sufficient allusion--might not E. A. Poe, to-day,
+have set a story to rival the _Cask of Amontillado_? I suggested it to
+the chief, but he saw no adventurous, unusual quality in his tunnel. Right
+aft appeared a long vertical ladder, ascending to a manhole--a safety
+appliance, he explained it, of the war, but to me it resembled a danger
+appliance.
+
+Having gone as far as we could, we turned back to the engine-room. I was
+now accustomed enough to notice that the sultry air of the place was
+occasionally tempered by a draught of the cooler kind. But I found it hard
+to realize how man could tolerate surroundings so trying as these in
+order to earn a wage which in a comfortable employment would be nothing
+out of the way. I pictured myself as an engineer on a steamer. I feared
+that, in time, the approach of each watch of four hours down among the
+machinery, fume, sweat and thunder would become a formidable problem.
+"Use" no doubt explained the nonchalance of pallid Williams as he groped
+with his slush-lamp to his work. But I thought of the war, when, after
+a while, useful "use" began to desert the soldier and to leave him on
+tenterhooks worse than the apprehensions of the unused.
+
+We were climbing upstairs again--up from the underworld of battle
+headquarters?
+
+I had appreciated the handful of cotton waste which the chief had given
+me at the first: and now went off to read poems. The man to whom this
+"divelish yron yngine"--if I do not misquote Spenser--is given for control
+(and is controlled), returned to his outstanding labour--that of filing
+part of a curious patent electric torch which the captain had asked him to
+restore to life.
+
+
+
+
+VII
+
+
+The _Bonadventure_ entered the tropics, calm, hot, blue expanse. I do
+not know why, but our passing into that zone was for me contemporary
+with an access of wild and vivid dreams. These were odd enough to cause
+me to record what remained of them in the morning, and as they still seem
+prominent in my recollections of my sea-going, I make a note of some of
+them. Now, it was no other than the great Lord Byron, pursuing me with a
+knife, applauded by two ladies. The basis of actuality, at least, was
+there. Now I was taking my way along weedy rivers, which at first
+were the innocent shallow streams I once met and knew in Kent. But as the
+dream progressed a Byronic change came over it; and these streams grew
+more and more foul with weeds and grotesque in stagnation, until I
+realized as if with an awakening that they were full of tremendous fish,
+pike perhaps, often perch, and hybrids of many colours and streakings.
+These fish lay watching, stretched from one bank to the other; their
+number, my loneliness, their immensity, my fixity conspired to frighten me
+unspeakably.
+
+At other times the river was in flood, and I, as before, compelled by
+the secret of the matter to walk along its towpath, in danger of its
+torrents; the path itself became unknown, or lay between two huge channels
+choking with muddy torrents. Ever expecting the worst, I was suddenly
+at an ancient mill, watching
+
+ Slow Lethe without coil,
+ Softly, like a stream of oil
+
+gliding under the footbridge. This was sickly phantasm, the very waters
+breathing decay. The scene swiftly changed. Paddington! and you, dear
+old friend C., racing with me across the metals to catch a train, and----
+Then C. is in his grave again, and I am in a trap outside my old home;
+a stranger stands in the road, cuts his throat; I look on, smile, and
+shudder, for he races after the trap with his knife; but I outstare his
+Malayan eyes, and he gives up the chase. By way of respite, I now walked
+at leisure into a bookshop, and my hand fell upon rarities indeed. _The
+Church_, by Leigh Hunt--I had never seen that before! "We don't have
+much time for dinner," said the bookseller, and I took the hint and
+went out.
+
+And there were other familiar scenes in this phase of nightly alienation.
+On occasion, though I awoke several times from a haunting, I fell asleep
+again to return to it. Half-nonsense as these dreams were, there was a
+persistent force about them. Here was the battalion, expecting to be
+attacked. Its nerves, and mine, were restive. The attack broke out
+farther up the line, and we got off with a reaction almost as unwelcome
+as a battle. Or I was in a town behind the line, into which a number of
+very small round gas-shells were falling; then, in the cattle-truck for
+the front; presently, in the wild scenery of great hills and deep curving
+ravines which I seemed to know so well. (The entrenched ridges in the
+unnatural light of the flares looked monstrous once.) I was company
+commander; we were to be relieved; and, God, what had I done? Begun to
+bring my men out before the other crowd had come up! The mound would
+be lost, I should be "for it." The company must be halted in the open;
+and so we waited for the relief. It never came.
+
+Still the dreams came: the war continued. S. S. was with me, walking up
+a big cobbled road, muddy as ever, towards the front. On every side lay
+exhausted men, not caring whether they were in the mud or not. I was
+not quite sure, but was not this Poperinghe Station? At that station
+was--I hope is--an hotel, bearing the legend, "Bifsteck a Toute Heure";
+was this gaudy-looking place, perhaps, the same? At all events, S. S.
+said, "Let's go and have a port." We did, and the drink appears to have
+gone to my head, for I now found myself alone, walking across a large
+common or pasture. Here Mary and another woman went by, but I could not
+at the moment recognize them. There, beyond the common with its dry
+tussocks, stood a town, flanked by mountains, which I knew to be--Barry.
+A cathedral or abbey of white stone rose in gigantic strength into the
+sunlight. This place, I soliloquized, so near the line, and yet not
+shelled! But I was not to escape. I proceeded. The screen alongside was
+blown down. Better slink along these hedges at the double! It was the
+support line. Some large splinter-proof dugouts came into sight, and
+some officers, who told me about an attack. We were going over. I
+recognized my destined end.
+
+However, I woke up alive, having again suffered more from fear and the
+atmosphere of it--in projection--in a few seconds, than I was ever
+conscious of suffering in a day of the actual war. With weary and aching
+head, whether these fantasies were to blame or not, I looked out to
+ask the wireless expert if there had been a storm in the night. He
+grinned, and going farther I saw outside a sea of pale glow not a great
+deal more disturbed than a looking-glass.
+
+The ashen whiteness soon gave place to a deep blue, and our entry into
+the tropics became plainer and plainer, the sea fluttering with the
+sun's blaze. This was unfamiliar also, to be roasting on the water in
+January. The pith-helmet season began. The third mate could not claim
+a pith helmet, but he displayed what none of the others could, as he sat
+washing on the step of the alleyway--a marvellous red and blue serpent
+tattooed on his arm, by the very Chinaman, he said, who had tattooed King
+George. It was, I still think, a superfine serpent.
+
+Washing, or "dobing," was not Mead's sole recreation. Literature, and
+even poetry, with limitations, had its power over him. Suspecting me of
+critical curiosity about his favourite poets, he directly approached the
+matter. Rudyard Kipling and "A Sentimental Bloke" were satisfactory, but
+he couldn't bear the others who gave their views on love. Lawrence Hope
+had done one or two good things--but the rest, as Keats, Ella Wheeler
+Wilcox, and so forth, might as well be cut out. His approval of Kipling
+was confirmed by Meacock's saying in the saloon, where books and authors
+were a favourite pabulum, "H'm--the third mate seems to be getting very
+interested in Kipling. He brought me a paper with all he could remember
+of _IF_ written out on it, and asked me if I could supply any of the rest."
+
+This literary halo aroused Bicker, who was already known to me as the
+ship's poet, and had unfortunately left his MSS. at home. He now urged
+his claims. "The gardener called me Poet when I was about seven or eight,
+and I often get called that now." The chief, chuckling, brought off his
+little joke. "I suppose that's what drove you to sea."
+
+In connection, no doubt, with poetry, that strange device, the mate looked
+back to a ship in which he once served, and which was chartered to carry
+the largest whale ever caught in Japanese waters to New York for the
+New York Museum. By whale, he said he meant the skeleton, of course;
+but it had been sketchily cleaned, "and when we got her to New York,"
+he said with a comical frown, "nobody could get near the hatches": and,
+finding the sequence easy, he added that there was often some peculiar
+cargo on that New York-Hong Kong run--take for instance those rows of
+dead Chinamen in the 'tween-deck homeward bound.
+
+The face of the sky often held me delighted. There is nothing, I think, of
+dullness about this world's weather; and its hues and tones may still be
+a sufficient testing theme for the greatest artists with pen or pencil.
+To express the sunset uprising of clouds, many of them in semblance of
+towering ships under full sail, many more like creatures mistily seen in
+endless pastures, was an attempt in which my own vocabulary scarcely
+lasted a moment. One evening, the nonpareil of its race, especially
+"burned the mind."
+
+At first the blue temple was hung with plumes of cloud, golden feathers.
+When these at last were grey, a rosy flush swiftly came along them, like a
+thought, and passed. It seemed as though the night had come, when the
+loitering tinges of the rose in a few seconds grew unutterably red, and
+the spectacle was that of an aerial lattice or trellis among the clouds,
+overgrown with the heavenly original of all roses. "In Xanadu----" From
+brightness the amassed cloud-bloom still increased to brightness: then
+suddenly the flames turned to ember. Even now again a ghost of themselves
+glowed, until all was gone, and Sirius entered upon his tenancy of
+another glory, and Orion and Canopus, casting a hoar-frost glimmer ahead
+of the riding ship.
+
+Hosea agreed this was a remarkable sunset; then took me off to the
+friendly tot and talk in his room. He loved to discuss all sorts of theory
+in art and religion, of which he might have been, with a slight change
+of circumstance in his boyhood, a student and enthusiast: meanwhile, the
+sailor in him would be rummaging through the makings of a curiosity shop
+which crowded his official desk, besides the manifests and ship's
+articles--his watches, knives, coins and notes of twenty countries,
+photographs of friends all over the world.
+
+
+
+
+VIII
+
+
+The flying-fishes could have dispensed with the _Bonadventure_. During
+the night, sixteen or so had come aboard, to be seized by the apprentices
+for breakfast; I saw with surprise how one had been driven and wedged
+between the steam-pipes. In looks, when they were out of their element,
+despite their large mild eyes, their long "wings" closed into a sort of
+spur, being light spines webbed with a filmy skin, despite too the
+purple-blue glowing from the dark back, they did not seem remarkable. But
+under the hot and shining morning, where the _Bonadventure's_ sheering
+bows alarmed the shoals into flight, they were seen more justly. In ones
+and twos and crescents and troops they skimmed away, sometimes with their
+dark backs and white undersides appearing as fishes, sometimes in the sun
+nothing more than volleys of light-curved silvery darts. They turned in
+the air at sharp angles without apparently losing their speed, which
+was such that often one heard the water hiss as they entered it again.
+
+The morning that they first came in numbers, it happened that the salt
+fish for breakfast was relieved by reminiscences.
+
+"You reminded me of Captain Shank just now, chief."
+
+"Indeed--why?"
+
+"When you ran your hand along the table for the treacle.... He used to
+think the treacle was put aboard for him. He told the second mate off for
+eating too much of it--said it wasn't really for his use. After that we
+all began to eat the stuff like blazes."
+
+"You must have had some funny captains in this line."
+
+"He was. He'd come up sometimes on the bridge and sit down in the wheel
+and start making noises to himself. He'd sit there with his old chin
+drooping and say, '... I knew it.... Haw, haw.... The silly old b----....
+Bless my soul....' for twenty minutes. I'd go away from the wheel for
+fear of laughing out--and then he'd go somewhere else and do it."
+
+"Davy Jones got him at the finish, didn't he?"
+
+"--And a dam'd fine ship too."
+
+"It was her maiden trip."
+
+"What happened to her?"
+
+"Ran ashore."
+
+"Both the boats capsized."
+
+"She had the most valuable cargo I ever heard of." A pause.
+
+"Old Shank used to ask for it, though. Once in the Gulf of Mexico he was
+down below, and the ship was on the course he'd given. (He never used
+to take any notice of deviation.) The second mate heard breakers, you
+could hear them quite plain, and not very far off; so he turns the ship
+a little, and goes down to tell Shank. Old Shank jumped up and stormed
+and stamped, and rushed up on the bridge roaring, '_Am I to be taught
+after forty-eight years at sea by a set of b---- schoolboys?_' and had
+her put back to the old course again. And then he walked off. You could
+hear him snapping his teeth. Presently he stopped. You could see the
+breakers now, the phosphorescence of them. '_What's that?_' he whipped
+out, '_What's that?_ My God.'"
+
+"He was one of the white-haired boys in the office, what's more."
+
+"His officers saved him."
+
+"Well, one night he gave me a course, and the last thing he said to me
+on the bridge was, 'It's up to you to keep her there.' I soon found we
+were going to fall on land, and I changed the course. And as it was, we
+passed three-quarters of a mile inside the lightship. I went down to his
+room and told him. 'Why, you damn'd fool,' he started off; he nearly
+went mad. 'But I've hauled her out,' I said, 'I hauled her out.' And
+then he yelled, 'Changed her course without orders, did you?' and so on."
+
+"Well, the office made a pet of him. Some people get away with it."
+
+"After my trip with him, the whole crew refused to sail with him again.
+And the mate went up to Shields to join a new ship. And when he got there,
+he found Shank had joined her as skipper!"
+
+We came into the Doldrums, and I felt none too well. "Cold, worse; heat,
+worse," became my diary's keynote. The steward also complained of a
+persistent cold. Six bottles--six--of his own medicine since we left Barry
+had not cured him. This notable Cardiff Irishman was always pleased to
+answer questions about this cold of his, and they became suspiciously
+frequent. Then his solemn face would grow still more solemn, his voice
+of office would take on a pleasing melancholy, and he would shake his
+grey head with dolorous realizations. Nevertheless, his stores being just
+below my cabin, I grew accustomed to his morning rejuvenate roarings
+from the threshold at the avarice of the modern sailor. It seemed that at
+such times he was momentarily free of his illness.
+
+He, nevertheless, at present, added his good word to the general approval
+of the cook. The bread was universally admired, the pea-soup also. This
+popularity did not cause any alteration in the melancholy orientalism
+of its deserver. He looked forth from his galley with the same wooden
+countenance. He was the thinnest man I think I ever saw.
+
+His macaroni, however, appeared to fall under a general taboo. It was
+"eschewed." Bicker, the most assiduous tale-teller, seized it as the
+chance for describing an old shipmate's misfortune. It was in Italy: "He
+was keen on seeing all the sights, so we asked him if he'd seen the
+macaroni plantation. He said he'd like to. We told him to take the
+tram out of the town and walk on another mile or so, when he'd see the
+trees with macaroni growing on them like lace--natural lace. And he
+went. But the best of it was that he'd sent a card home the day before
+to say, 'To-morrow I am going to see the macaroni plantation.'" This,
+which if true was stranger than fiction, elicited recollections of
+fool's-errands in the shipyards ("Run and get a capful of nailholes,"
+"Ask the storekeeper for a brass hook and a long stay"), which kept
+us at table until the steward groaned aloud.
+
+I led a lazy life. There was not much reason for being active. My
+afternoon walk might reach as far as the fo'c'sle, in which lay a
+kindly miscellany of wire, hemp and manila ropes in coils, and an aroma of
+paint and tar was never absent. The heat, however, seemed intenser in
+this house than in the open. Clouds and a little rain soon vanished,
+and the sea was one long flame towards the sun. White uniforms were in
+vogue. For me, the half-closed eye, with a flying-fish or two sometimes
+glittering to awake its notice, in any corner out of the sun, was an
+occupation. The unfortunate boatswain and his men were chipping paint,
+clanging and banging in the heat; or I would see him perching on the
+bulwarks directing some aerial operation, and a sailor seated in the
+"bosun's chair" being hauled up the mast. They rested from Saturday noon
+until Monday morning. Now, more than ever, the lot of the engineers
+and firemen seemed unacceptable. The blaze, the fierce blue sea, and
+a flagging breeze became a routine now. The rains of the Doldrums were
+not much in evidence; a short shower, flying over the clay-coloured
+water, might come towards evening.
+
+Incidents were few. The sight of the flying-fishes still starting up and
+skimming, veering and spurting into a safe distance from the intruder,
+was no longer one for my absorbed watch. I woke up, heavy-headed, one
+morning to find that Meacock had suspended one of these poor creatures
+from my roof; there he hung swaying in the little breeze that there
+was, in parched and doleful manner, and ever and anon turning upon me, who
+felt much in his condition, his mild and magnificent eye. I threw him out
+with sympathy. At night the boobies shrieked round the lights on the
+masts, and appeared at morning flying over the water. Once the sleep of
+the just was broken by profane language and scuffling in the passage
+outside--a rat hunt. Boat drill took its turn one afternoon, the siren
+summoning all hands available to their posts. I was questioned about
+Colonel Lawrence, at intervals, having seen him in the flesh; and the
+publisher of his _Life_ was expected to be named by me. I said that I
+believed he himself would write his Memoirs. But this was not the thing.
+A book about him by some one who knew how to paint the lily and improve on
+possibility was what was sought. I think I could design a satisfactory
+coloured cover.
+
+The morning bucket was a transient happiness. To disturb the "gradual
+dusky veil" now unescapable, since the bunkers were now chiefly filled
+with coal-dust, was not too simple in a limited space, with limited hot
+water. My porthole, looking over those fuming bunkers, had to be shut
+at all hours. According to everybody, the _Bonadventure_ was "a dirty
+ship"; although it seemed unlikely that a carrier of coal by thousands of
+tons should be clean.
+
+She at least began to please the chief with his coveted "Ten knots";
+and at dinner on the seventeenth day out, he asked whether anyone had
+seen a disturbance in the water. The old gentleman was expected. I was
+sorry that he did not come, after all, with his "baptism," shave, and
+medicine (and I believe other rites), when at about four in the afternoon
+the _Bonadventure_ crossed the Equator; but old customs can scarcely be
+eternal. The steward's cough mixture was the only medicine I got that
+day. Neptuneless, the ship furrowed a sea almost silent, and evening
+came on tranquilly among woolpacks of warm-kindled colouring.
+
+
+
+
+IX
+
+
+ Mary, what news?--
+ The lands, as I suppose,
+ Are drenched with sleet or drifted up with snows,
+ The east wind strips the slates and starves the blood,
+ Or thaws and rains make life a sea of mud.
+ You close each door, draw armchairs nigh the fire,
+ But draughts sneak in and make you draw 'em nigher--
+ No matter: still they come: play parlour gales
+ And whisk about their hyperboreal tails;
+ Bed's the one hope, and scarcely tried before
+ Next morning's postman thunders at the door.
+
+ Meanwhile--if I may gently hint--I wear
+ But scanty clothes, though all the sun will bear;
+ A red-hot sun smiles on a hot blue sea
+ And leaves my bunk to laziness and me:
+ I read, until a lethargy ensues,
+ Tales of detectives frowning over clues
+ And last month's papers; then the strain's too strong,
+ Man wants but little, nor that little long,
+ The deck-chair in the shadow now appeals,
+ Until the next hash-hammer rings to meals.
+
+ But not alone in climate may I claim
+ Advantage; while you feel the slings of fame,
+ Beset at all hours by the shapes of those
+ Who volunteer your wants to diagnose,
+ Who come with merchandise and go with cheques;
+ No licensed interrupter haunts these decks,
+ No vans of wares along these highways clatter.
+ None urges to insure, buy broom or platter.
+ There is no sheaf of letters every day,
+ Regretting, and so forth: no minstrel's lay:
+ Proofs, none: reminders, none--while daily you,
+ Poor creature, tear your hair and struggle through,
+ And darken paper till you light the lamps,
+ And the last shilling disappears in stamps.
+
+ Nor weightier cares you lack, it is decreed;
+ The clock won't go, the chickens will not feed,
+ The pump, always a huffy ancient, swears,
+ "Water? if you wants water, try elsewheres":
+ The infant wonder, she who must inquire,
+ Investigates herself into the fire,
+ The playful snowball whizzes through the pane,
+ In brief, you try to kick the cat: in vain.
+ Here no such troubles blot the almanac
+ For me; no day is marked with red or black:
+ Events--eventicles--are few, as these,
+ The sighted school of bobbing porpoises,
+ The flying-fish when first I saw them leap
+ And flash like swallows over the blue deep;
+ The rose-red sunset, or the Sunday duff,
+ Or--but enumeration cries "Enough."
+
+ There is no Mary in the Atlantic, true,
+ Nor cellared bookshop to be foraged through.
+ But as I said, at least I've found the sun
+ And idle times--even this will soon be done;
+ A corner where no rags-and-bones apply,
+ Nor postman comes, nor poultry droop and die.
+
+
+
+
+X
+
+
+The South-East Trade was blowing fresh next day, if a damp clammy rush of
+hot air deserves the term. The threatened heavy rains of the Doldrums had
+not come; the heavy heat subdued talk at table. Cloud and sultry steamy
+haze had hung about us during the morning; at two or thereabouts the
+first land seen by the _Bonadventure_ since her first day's stubborn
+entry into the English Channel came into view. My view was at first none
+at all; but encouraged by Bicker and with his glasses I could make out
+the island of Fernando Noronha, twenty miles away to the south-east. A
+tall peak and the high ground about it for a space gave the illusion
+of some great cathedral, a Mont St. Michel seen by Cotman faintly
+forthshadowed; then, the willing fancy rebuked, I discerned its low
+coasts of rock, inhospitable and mist-haunted.
+
+This singular crag breaking out of the mid-ocean, I knew, was a convict
+settlement. "Life sentences" were safely mewed up here. At length we
+were abeam of this melancholy place, while the sun seemed to make a show
+of its white prison camp, at a distance of twelve or thirteen miles.
+It would have been hard not to imagine the despair of men condemned to
+such a prison. The peak's stern finger might have struck with awe the
+first navigators to approach it. To see the immutable pillar in every
+sunset and at every sunrise, surveying all the drudgery, the emblem of
+perpetual soullessness, must be an unnerving punishment. The constant
+processions of ships, to whom Fernando Noronha is a welcome mark, with
+their smoke vanishing swiftly to north or south, could scarcely tantalize
+more?
+
+The rough overhanging pinnacle faded again, and evening fell. Leaning
+with the third mate over the bridge canvas, while the moon, now waxing,
+riding through the frontiers of a black cloud, cast a dim avenue over
+the sea, and from other dishevelled clouds a few quiet drops came down,
+was a most peaceful luxury. About the bows the water was lit up by sudden
+flashes gone too soon. These travelling lights--akin to the gem of the
+glow-worm seen close--were, according to Mead, the Portugee men-of-war
+which I had seen by day. No name could be less descriptive. These small
+creatures, at night living lamps of green, by day with their glassy red
+and blue like the floating petals of some sea-rose, were worthy of some
+gentler imagist. When, Mead said, you take them from the water, they
+are nothing but a little slime; evanescent as the rainbow on the spray.
+
+Splendour and fiery heat marked the day still. I had discarded jacket and
+socks, enjoying the soothing gush of air about the ankles; otherwise
+even reading was made unprofitable by the drug-like heat. The same sky
+and seascape, the same condemnations of "a dirty ship" recurred day by
+day. "The worst ship I ever sailed on, mister. You turn in washed and
+you wake up black." The bath was still an enjoyable interlude, despite
+mechanical drawbacks. The bath proper was out of order, owing tosome
+deficiency of the water-pipes. At one end, in substitution, you lodged
+your bucket in a board with a hole in it. At the other end a crossbar
+offered the bather a seat. Much splashing transferred the water from
+the bucket to your coal-dust surface; while, there being little air in
+the bathroom, you breathed sparingly. Yet how well off was the acrobat
+with his sponge, compared with the fireman who just then was taking
+bucket after bucket of ashes from the stokehold hoist and tipping them
+overboard--a job that was never done until the engines rested in port;
+that punctuated our progress, as did the morning hosepipe on the cabins
+and the bridge deck.
+
+Not much was said of the country to which we were going. Englishmen
+were definitely unpopular there, said some one; English sailors, on the
+slightest pretext, taken off by the police to the "calaboosh." "You
+only want to look like an Englishman." "Well, what about trying to look
+like a German?" The chief engineer rarely missed a chance to rub in his
+politics, and he jumped at this one--"Doesn't the same thing apply at
+home?"--with eager irony.
+
+Ships were discussed and compared at almost every meal. Some, luxurious.
+
+"But that yacht she was pretty, there's no getting away from it."
+
+"That was _my_ yacht."
+
+"They must employ quite a lot of shore labour to keep these yachts from
+looking like ships."
+
+"Well, they couldn't very well make them look like standard ships, if they
+wanted to."
+
+"Oh, I don' know--get the second mate and the chief to co-operate--saw off
+the funnel halfway, and throw a few ashes about the decks."
+
+Some, ideal.
+
+"She looked just like the model of a ship--and she was spotless."
+
+Some, not what they ought to be.
+
+"I looked and saw her name, _The Duke of York_. I thought to myself, I'll
+write to him and tell him about the state of his namesake. She looked like
+a wreck."
+
+Some, again, like the _Bonadventure_, standard ships, the hasty
+replacements of submarine wastage. The criticism here, of course, had
+the severity of domestic familiarity.
+
+"They have these ships made in one piece at the shipyard. When they want
+one, they just cut off a length, and join the ends."
+
+"Well, I say the man who designed this ship ought to have designed another
+and pegged out."
+
+"Mister, she's a dirty ship."
+
+I detected--it was not difficult--a vague prejudice against wireless.
+The wireless operator was foolish enough to have at his fingers' ends
+all the tabular details of shipping companies and their vessels, and to
+display this dry knowledge in the middle of his seniors' recollections.
+His seafaring experience, it may be mentioned, was altogether recent,
+and among the elders he would have done better _not_ to know. It was of
+course impersonally aired, this prejudice against wireless. First, there
+was the view that as ships had hitherto, beginning with the Ark, gone to
+sea without the invention, they could continue to do so. Then, the fact
+that wireless might save life admitted, the system current was decried.
+It seemed that the merchant ships of over 1,600 tons carried wireless
+operators and sets, but that one operator to a ship was the allowance; now
+one operator watched eight hours out of the twenty-four, and all were
+off duty at the same time. So it was believed. "There's nothing in the
+Bible," the critic would urge, "to say a ship mustn't be wrecked when all
+the operators are off duty."
+
+I had expected music--chanteys, or at least accordions--aboard a
+merchantman; but very little was that expectation justified. There had
+been a gramophone (and step-dancing), but it was out of action after one
+evening's protracted use. It was not often, yet, that I had heard even a
+whistled scrap; occasionally the coloured firemen would sing in falsetto.
+
+An epidemic of hair-cutting broke out. Every time I saw the process
+going on, the artist was a fresh one; and I was inclined to think that
+we are a nation of hair-cutters. Among the practitioners, the cook,
+with his usual severe expression, plied a neat pair of scissors. It
+was a scene which reminded me of old trench life. I thought of a close
+support trench opposite Auchy, about the month of June, 1916, where a
+sickly programme of sniping by field guns, rifle grenades, "pineapples,"
+and incredible escapes from them did not prevent my being shorn by the
+steadiest of amateurs. With what outward intrepidity I sat there!
+
+At the captain's request, the cook advanced to cut his hair. That done, he
+cut mine. Venturing to talk, I was soon exchanging sallies of the British
+Expeditionary Force, for he had been thereof, a tunneller. Of his being
+in a countermined shaft at the wrong moment at Vimy, and his luck in
+being dragged out by the sergeant-major, he gave some details; but the
+first evident attack of mirth to which I had ever seen him give way
+came as he mused over rations supplied by the French for a fortnight at
+St. Quentin under some temporary arrangement. "Wine, beans, and b----
+horseflesh," he said, _staccato_, and with a dry laugh like the rattling
+of beans. "First we'd all get bound up and then we'd all get diarrhoea.
+Oh, it was the hell of a go." "There," he said, leaving a little tuft over
+my forehead, "you'll still be able to have a couple of quiffs there."
+
+He was not only cook and hairdresser off duty, I found: he was given to
+sketching portraits. I went once or twice to talk with him in the galley,
+where the heat was enough to make the famous Lambert himself turn thin.
+And his work, he pointed out, was continuous, with his assistant's
+services; he had to put up double meals to suit the watches. "But why
+do I stick it?" he said, taking a batch of bread from the oven and
+standing it on end against the others. "A man can stick shore jobs all
+right when there's five mouths depending on him. There's not a lot of
+shore jobs now."
+
+His drawings were done in the little corner where he and his mate had
+their bunks. They were pictures of ladies and seamen of his acquaintance;
+crude, with lips of a bitter redness, and cheeks faintly pink, staring
+and disproportioned, yet done with such pains, such strivings after
+"likeness," that when he requested me to help him to a post as artist
+to _The Times_, I much wished that I could! I had no sooner made the
+acquaintance of the cook's portraits than a poem was bashfully brought
+to me by its author, Bicker. I must say that, although his lines had
+occasionally been eked out with last resorts, there was a heartiness
+about them which I liked; and, going down presently to his cabin, I got
+him to show me more. He had already written several rhyming epistles
+during the trip, which with the retiring instinct of poets he had left
+to blush unseen. So we had aboard among a crew of forty or so a painter of
+portraits and a writer of verse.
+
+We had our philosopher too, Phillips, the chief engineer, veteran of
+Khartoum, master of machinery, physician less active but more reliable
+than the steward; but above all, the Diogenes--with a slush-lamp. His
+philosophy might be no ill store about this time, when in the heat the
+pitch melted from the seams of his cabin roof and mottled his bed, as he
+put it: a circumstance not yet mentioned in sonnets wooing tardy sleep,
+and which of course called upon that nimble sixpence of _Bonadventure_
+conversation, "She _is_ a dirty ship."
+
+
+
+
+XI
+
+
+A note of a train of thought forced upon me hereabouts may find a place
+here, as it was set down.
+
+(_Feb. 4._) It was nothing more nor less than the appearance at dinner
+to-day of a bully stew and a sort of ration lime juice, which drove my
+thoughts, always willing to be driven in that direction, towards a
+nervous period of 1916, my initiation into trench warfare. The meal
+was something of a facsimile; and soon after it, by a coincidence, I
+was sitting under the scissors of a volunteer barber much as once after
+such a dinner I sat in the alleyway by company headquarters, opposite the
+red roofs of Auchy. The _Bonadventure's_ bridge, I meditated as I endured
+the shears of a B.E.F. man again, looked not unlike those so-called
+"communication trenches" in the Richebourg district, those make-believes;
+and, as the steam-valve suddenly made me jump with its thudding volley
+of minor explosions, I experienced an echo of the ancient terrors in
+those same scantily covered ways when cross-firing machine-guns opened
+upon my working-party.
+
+The lime juice, in the present case, was of a milder disposition than
+that to which we were accustomed. Yet there was perceptible in it that
+uncivilized strength which proved it to come of the same honest origin. We
+were, I must confess--it is not too late--much lacking in our appreciation
+of that uncompromising, biting liquid which circulated in the trenches,
+carried in jars which should have been, it was felt, carrying rum. In
+itself a sort of candid friend, that lime juice lacked advancement
+through faults not its own. I mean, there was the chlorinated water,
+which for all its virtues was hardly popular, and there was the sugar,
+which was half-and-half, associating, very friendly, with tea dust.
+Moreover, this same _sugar_, in its nocturnal progress at the bottom of
+a sandbag, while its carrier now stepped into an artificial lake and
+now lay down for the bullets of Quinque Jimmy to pass by unimpeded, had
+acquired an interspersion of hairy particles; as generally did our loaves
+of bread, which in some cases might easily be supposed to be wearing
+wigs. In this manner, the germ-destroyer, the intrusion of tea dust and
+the moulted coat of sandbags, combined to prevent the lime juice, like
+crabbed poet, "from being as generally tasted as he deserved to be."
+
+At Company Headquarters, too, there was often in those easy times a rival
+beverage. Here and there a messenger might be sent back to an estaminet
+and return to the war with comforts within a couple of hours.
+
+Yet I myself did my best to cultivate the "lime-juice habit," and to me
+it remains an integral part of the interiors, gone but not forgotten,
+of many a Rotten Row in the Bethune Sectors. I see its gloomy and
+mottled surface, in the aluminium tumbler, besides my platter of "meat and
+vegetable" or (as to-day) of bully rehabilitated by the smoky cooks;
+and about me the shape of the lean-to dugout rises sufficiently high for
+a tall man to enter without going on all fours. Here, is the earth
+settee, running round three sides of the table, there, the glory hole in
+which, one at a time, we crawl to sleep, with a fine confused bedding of
+British Warms and sandbags. The purple typescript of _Comic Cuts_,[4]
+in which what imagination and telescope has striven to reveal of the
+"other fellow," mind, body and soul, is set in military prose, flaps
+neglectedly from its nail. In their furious tints, the ladies of the
+late Kirchner beam sweetly upon him who sets put on patrol and him who
+returns; while in the convenient niches between the walls and the
+corrugated iron roof above, which as a protection might perhaps amount
+to the faith of the ostrich, Mills bombs and revolvers and ammunition
+nestle.
+
+There, given the noise of shells travelling over, trench mortar bombs
+dropping short, machine guns firing high--or of shells alighting abruptly
+on the parados, trench mortar bombs thundering into the next traverse,
+machine guns in spitfire temper stripping the top layer of sandbags--the
+boyish gay P. would with his subalterns pore over the maps, receive
+with sinking heart the ominous "secret and confidential" and "very
+secret" messages brought in by those fine youths the runners; fill in, not
+without murmurings, those _pro forma's_ which at one time seemed likely to
+turn fighting into clerkship, or "censor" those long pages of homely
+scrawl in copying pencil which were to keep up yet a day more the spirits
+of sweethearts, mothers and wives.
+
+Thus the particular memories of trenches and our times and seasons in
+them, roused by such a light matter as this which has aroused them now,
+pass with the greatest emotion before the mind. It is not fashionable
+to talk of the war. Is the counsel, then, to follow the Psalmist:
+
+ I said, I will take heed to my ways: that I offend not in my
+ tongue....
+
+ I held my tongue, and spake nothing. I kept silence, yea, even
+ from good words; but it was pain and grief to me.
+
+One has not to follow him very long in that.
+
+ My heart was hot within me, and while I was thus musing the
+ fire kindled: and at the last I spake with my tongue.
+
+One wonders, though, how the Psalmist himself, had he been one of us,
+would have found means to communicate his strange undertones of
+experience, according to their significance for himself? To whom would it
+be of interest, if he described such a particle as St. Vaast Keep on
+the Richebourg road, though he saw daily again in some odd way its
+sandbagged posts with the fine wood panels from the shell-like house
+beside built in?--seen once, for a lifetime. Or Port Arthur, that wreckage
+of a brewery near Neuve Chapelle--why should every yard of its flimsy
+fortification be coexistent with me? I could lead the hearer through
+its observation-posts, its emplacements, its warrens for human beings,
+its relics of other days, with practical and geographical accuracy; but
+the words would not contain my own sense of the place, which from the
+very first I never needed nor endeavoured to put into words. And yet
+it is intense and instant. The reflection of the crazy stronghold as it
+was, and with what it meant for me, comes in a second when my thoughts
+lie that way, and it is but one of a series of equal insistency. It is no
+question, this, of looking back on such a past as in any degree
+glorious, of shirking the anguish that overcast any adventurous gleam that
+these scenes awakened. Their memory is as sombre and as frightening as
+they were themselves in their aspect and their annals.
+
+ They come unbidden,
+
+and when they will come, the mind is led by them as birds are said to be
+lured by the serpent's eye. A tune, a breath of sighing air, an odour--and
+there goes the foolish ghost back to Flanders.
+
+Even here, I suppose, in the Atlantic's healthy blue, I am at the mercy of
+a coincidence in lime-juice.
+
+-----
+
+[Footnote 4: Divisional Intelligence Report.]
+
+
+
+
+XII
+
+
+Following a roaster of day, with a slack wind astern covering the deck
+forward with showers of cinders like shot, I admired the moonlight
+and the sweet night air before I turned in to sleep soundly. I woke
+thinking I heard the usual swabbing of decks beginning, but this was
+incorrect. It was quite dark, and I began to think with gratitude of
+a second innings of sleep; but when I looked at my watch it was after
+seven. The din of water outside, mingled with the rushing of a mighty
+wind, persuaded me to go to the door. In a few moments the storm was
+at its height, the sea shrouded in a thick deluge almost to the ship's
+side, and its waves beaten down by the rain into pallid foam-veined
+inertia. An ashen grey light was about us, but the clouds of rain veiled
+the poop from one's eyes amidships, and the siren trumpeted out its
+warnings; while sheet-like lightning flamed through the vapours, and
+bursts of deeper thunder than I had ever heard followed hard upon them.
+The decks were racing with water from overhead covers and stairways, and
+in each lifting of the storm the awning over the sailors' quarters aft
+could be seen tearing at its tethers.
+
+This fury soon slackened, and green and blue, pale as yet, returned to
+the seas as they leapt away from the bows. Breakfast intervened. Attention
+was requested from the storm by the appearance of a new and experimental
+kind of ham.
+
+"Yes. What d'ye think of the ham--tinned boneless smoked ham?"
+
+"Well, I like it well enough; but it's boneless. If you take the bone away
+from ham, you take away the nature of it."
+
+This ham later on became much esteemed, but the ingenious mind was for
+dissembling the fact: "We'd better not give a too enthusiastic report on
+it or they'll only give it to the passenger boats" of the same company.
+
+It was blowing still, from the coast of South America. "Smell the mould?"
+asked Hosea, and I did; a strange frightening fragrance, of the earth
+earthy, a heavy and swooning smell. It was so strong as to puzzle Bicker
+even, in his watch; and its most unpleasant manifestation caused him to
+look about for the carcass of a rat on the bridge deck.
+
+We had come by this time into a highway of ships. The first that passed
+us, a small steamer, was not much noticed; nor the next, which passed in
+the night. "Her lamp gave a blink and then went out," said Bicker, and
+wished he could have emulated a mate of his acquaintance who likewise
+signalled to a passer-by in vain. "If you damn'd foreigners can't answer,"
+he sent out as she came alongside presently, "why the hell don't you
+keep out of sight? Good night!" But, on being pressed, he admitted that
+the "foreigner" replied: "Thank you. And you're a lady."
+
+Then, however, another ship belonging to the same company with the
+_Bonadventure_ was seen afar through the afternoon. As the two drew
+level, ceremony took place. The houseflag was dipped and raised and
+dipped again by both; the red ensign was dipped; and the homeward-bound
+sounded her monosyllable three times, to which our own whistle replied
+in equal number. This, as old-fashioned a courtesy as could be wished,
+excited several others aboard the _Bonadventure_ besides the tyro; and
+as the chief engineer began his tea, he thus referred to the prevailing
+spirit.
+
+"--Well, so we passed one of _our_ ships again to-day! I was lying in my
+hammock asleep, when the mess-room boy came running up, panting out:
+'Sir, here's one of our ships!' And I mumbled out something like, 'All
+right, John, there's room enough for us to pass, isn't there?' Everybody
+was seemingly out on deck, peering up at the mate to see if he had
+forgotten the flags; everybody was staring at the funnel with the eye of
+expectancy, wondering 'When the hell's that damn'd whistle going?'--I
+didn't get up for it. I suppose that's equivalent to contempt of court or
+high treason."
+
+The bland face of the sage lighted up with pleasure as he carefully gave
+us this impression of his.
+
+After the storm, the air was thunder-heavy all that day. Great
+dragon-flies, and butterflies in sultry brown and red, and that must
+have been borne out to sea on the strong breeze, were fluttering over the
+decks and the water. At night, there was abundant lightning in the
+distance: most of all on the eastern horizon, with its world of
+waters, the flashes were of a dusky redness, and of vague mountainous
+outline. They came fast and furious, until the moon at last seemed to
+overawe such wild carouse, and in good earnest to govern the night;
+while in a deep blue darkness, among the folds of white cloud, stars
+shone with new clearness. Under this celestial content, the _Bonadventure_
+moved over a gleaming sea.
+
+Mead, on his watch, was troubled. He sought in his mind a life better
+paid and more exciting. Every few moments, he would add some detail aloud
+to a scheme for piracy in these waters, which he thought might be made
+a profitable occupation. He pictured a coaster, duly registered, running
+with ordinary cargo to and fro, but on the lines of a "Q" boat, a sort
+of marine wolf in sheep's clothing, armed with torpedo tubes. In all
+respects, himself being already chosen as captain, its crew should form
+a co-operative society. The pirate should carry a wireless installation
+of the noisiest sort. In brief, the whole scheme appealed to him so
+warmly that he was ready, apart from details to be arranged, especially
+a financier, to put it into practice. Me he would accept as purser,
+not so much because I showed any promise as a book-keeper, as that I had
+been in an infantry battalion in the Line.
+
+The ship was slowing down, and the chief was worried. One morning he
+offered me employment, "cleaning the tubes. You come round to my place." I
+went round at about nine, when the ship's engines were stopped, and found
+that he had as ever been amusing himself in his quiet way. He himself,
+with the firemen, was now ready to act as the ship's chimney-sweeps.
+After a full morning's work, masked in sweat and soot, they came up on
+deck again from the job. I did not regret my earlier "disappointment."
+Relieved of the clogging soot, the _Bonadventure_ ran with fresh speed,
+against a tough head wind. For the first time for some days, one heard
+the harsh drumming of the excess of steam escaping through its valve.
+The wind drove the water, hereabouts of a jade green colour, into long
+waves and their fine manes of spray, upon which the sun made many a
+small and fleeting rainbow. With this head wind piping, and the cargo,
+it seemed, having shifted lately, the ship had an uncomfortable list to
+port and swayed as she went. "Here, you," cried Meacock to me, "your
+extra weight on the port side's doing this." "Yes, it's perfectly plain he
+is the Jonah of the voyage."
+
+A dozen big black birds appeared as travelling companions, white-breasted
+and easy-going. At a closer view, I found that they were not properly
+black but of that dingy russet grey towards which old mushrooms grow.
+They seemed never to clap their wings, but sailed as our gulls do on the
+wind, wheeling and looping with a leisurely grace, and patrolling the sea
+as closely as an owl beats a meadow without wetting a wing-tip.
+
+Nor was this the only token of our nearing our first destination.
+Shore-going suits and boots were out in the sun already. The steward's
+usual attitude became that of a priest, as he carried the captain's
+suits gingerly here and there.
+
+But there was still time for trouble. A relapse in the sainted manner
+of the old fellow occurred one day at breakfast. The most tremendous
+roarings, himself and the offending donkeyman in turn or in chorus,
+suddenly broke out, and ended in the steward's ascent with a complaint to
+Hosea. Then, one evening, after my quiet enjoyment of the pure blue
+sky after a shower, with its Southern Cross and the false cross and other
+stars strange to me glittering marvellously keen, I went in to my cabin to
+write, when I instantly perceived something in the air. A most pungent
+aroma, indeed, had been instilled through the house; and going to inquire
+I found Cyrano of Cardiff kneeling on the saloon floor, applying a
+special kind of red paint. Properly, he said, it was used for the keels
+of ships. I thought too that that was its proper application.
+
+At dinner, too, events took a serious turn. When I had in previous
+days heard spaghetti hailed as Wind-pipes, for instance, I had realized
+the phrase as a humorous hyperbole. But now the tinned meat problem
+presented itself to me in a more sinister light--I was not so sure!
+There before me was a godless lump of briny red fat and stringy appendages
+floating more or less in a thick brown liquid which demanded the
+spectacles of optimism. A reinforcement of stony beans did not mend the
+matter. The meat, as it fell out, wore a portion of skin, remarkable
+for prickly excrescences, and hinting that I was about to batten on
+the relics of a young porcupine, or at least peculiar pork. Presently
+I asked Meacock what sort of flesh this was. He answered: "O Lord, _I_
+don't know--it's--well, I don't think you can get beyond tinned _meat_."
+
+Another incident affected the administration. An apprentice, whose stature
+brought him, beyond the chance of escape, the nickname Little Tich, and
+who was generally being bantered by someone or other, was cleaning the
+brasswork of the compass in the wheel-house. Meacock went in to take a
+bearing. The bearing he got nonplussed him, and he got Mead to try. Mead
+also found the needle giving strange evidence. Suddenly it dawned upon
+them that its delusion was due to a tremendous dagger worn by the very
+small and keenly occupied Tich.
+
+The _Bonadventure_ maintained her mended pace, and also her awkward
+list, which conspired with a strong swell; thus it was that the "fiddle"
+so necessary to the safety of cups and plates in the Bay of Biscay
+reappeared at this late stage. The nights were beautiful, with their white
+moon and moonlight far over the water, their stars, few, and of the
+moon's glowing whiteness, the light veilings of cloud blown in silence
+about the sky, and little else heard except the subdued measure of the
+ship's engines, the lapping repulse of waves from the bows, and the
+sharp call of birds ahead and astern. Well might Mead be glad of his
+roving temperament, as on his watch we talked and smoked above the
+expanse of rimpled water, and looked towards the sword-like lightnings
+in the south.
+
+
+
+
+XIII
+
+
+We came into grey waters, and also into a grey sort of day, overcast and
+moody. In the evening the wind was strong from the land, and laden with
+that earthy scent which had so surprised me when I first encountered it;
+a languid, rich and beguiling perfume, that is tomb-like and unnerving in
+its suggestion, rising over us. It made out for me the spirit of Tom
+Hood's last song, if it was his last song; the one beginning "Farewell,
+life, my senses swim"; its first verse ending "I smell the Mould above the
+Rose," and its second, "I smell the Rose above the Mould."
+
+Hosea engaged me in discussion of Tennyson and Edwin Arnold. He had been
+carrying out a lively campaign in his room, where an unwelcome insect
+had appeared lately; one would have doubted whether any insect, however
+irrepressible, could have existed in the atmosphere of cigar smoke which
+he daily thickened in that room of his. But there it was, the bug had been
+seen, and the whole room was overhauled.
+
+This did not in any way deflect him from his evening pursuit of the
+abstract. His resolution in following a problem through its own difficult
+aspects, combined with his control of the _Bonadventure_, often made me
+wonder whether he was typical of his fellow-captains. Though, as he said,
+the roaring-bull style of master mariner was almost extinct, I could not
+help thinking him singular.
+
+I woke at about four, following an inquiry into some remote subject,
+from a dream of roaring thunderbolts, out of whose red and whizzing track
+I was crouching on the lee side of barns and cowsheds. I looked out;
+there was a loud wind much like that which brought the storm of the
+other Sunday. I went back to bed a little disappointed. This squall left
+the makings of a very good breeze blowing and moreover lowered the
+temperature. The mate complained of his khaki shorts; the second mate
+had had to bring out another blanket, although it was a sunny morning. The
+colour of the sea was changing as we went at a striking rate; but
+prevailing, in those shallower roads turbid with silt or sand was a
+greenness as of horse-chestnut leaves at their prime. Here and there were
+dark acres of discoloured water drifting by, contrasting magnificently
+with the green and its bright white-crested waves. The afternoon brought
+into sight the dim shapes of coastline with those now less familiar things
+trees and houses. This advance was welcomed by Mead and the apprentices
+who lived in his alleyway with spirited but not spiritual songs.
+
+The next day, Hosea was very early at the door of the wireless operator's
+cabin, endeavouring to get a reply from the ship's agents in Monte
+Video, to questions sent some days before. I do not think he succeeded.
+There was, however, much buzzing, and I got up to enjoy the time of day.
+It was still keen outside--"a nipping and an eager air"--the sky being
+blue and the sun unclouded none the less; over the drab green sea, a
+seagull or two in their lordly fashions flapping against the wind; to
+starboard, in a gentle haze, a view of rugged shore. This point was one
+of mountainous eminences, rolling like larger Downs, with white cliffs
+or sandy beaches under their light red masses. Other steamers were in our
+neighbourhood, on the same course out or home, some bright with new
+paint, others scarred and rusty. Probably they were having tripe in
+batter for breakfast like ourselves, the prose part of me suggested; and
+I felt with gratitude that I must have become a new and better man,
+who could now face and even look forward to a food which had hitherto
+only interested me as a favourite with C. Lamb.
+
+The continued cold caused me to return to socks; but I delayed the
+reinstatement of the collar, which I had found no such necessity to human
+happiness.
+
+It seemed no time at all before we had passed Flores Island, and Monte
+Video came into view. Bright sandy shores gave place to a parched sort of
+greenery, as it looked, with large buildings here and there; the town
+beyond lay terraced on rising ground, its square monotonous buildings hot
+in the sun, whose fervour the roofs returned in dazzling mirror-glare.
+The spires and minarets of its more pretentious architecture, something
+scantily, relieved the greyness of the formal rows, barracks, warehouses
+and whatever else. Farther on a rough squat cone of barren-looking
+ground surmounted with another heavy square-cut building caught but
+scarcely charmed the eye. As the heat was dreary, so at a casual glance
+through the smouldering air this town of flat roofs and tiers.
+
+Hosea, very smart, with his telescope under his arm, and the second mate
+beside him, stood on the bridge. Hosea was giving orders, the second mate
+passing them on to the engineer below on the ringing telegraph, and by
+megaphone to Meacock, who with the carpenter stood to the anchor forward.
+Flags were run up announcing the _Bonadventure_. No answer, in the form
+of a launch, was vouchsafed so early, although other ships moored round
+about us were being visited by agents or doctors. The word was given
+to let go the anchor. "Forty-five on the windlass!" The cumbrous chain
+unwound and ran down with a cloud of rust. The _Bonadventure_ lay still,
+even the cocoa-like mud which her propeller had been diffusing in a few
+moments thinning away.
+
+A gangway was let down over the side. Firemen and engineers came up
+from the underworld and all--not only the passenger--looked towards a
+motor launch which now appeared making swiftly towards us. She was tied
+up a moment later with ropes at the foot of the gangway, and an Englishman
+emerging from her small beautifully polished saloon, asked in supercilious
+fashion for the captain. "Come aboard." "No, I can't," Hosea stalked
+forth with successful dignity, as if unaware that anyone should be
+calling; then, going back for the ship's papers, boarded the launch, and
+we heard that we were going on to Buenos Aires. The papers were quickly
+seen and restored; letters--general gloom!--were absent, probably with
+some other agents; and the launch and the young man in his beautiful
+suit, raiment for a diplomat, departed.
+
+We stayed here at anchor through the afternoon; telescopes sprang up on
+all sides, even if to unacquainted, non-cubist eyes the view was rather
+interesting than pleasing. Every half-hour or so, some tramp would leave
+the harbour. Curiosity in their case was small. Every half-hour, launches
+puffed along to take back their pilots. The purlieus of Monte Video with
+their apparent but distant gaiety, even, were soon disregarded.
+
+Bicker and Meacock exchanged humorous history by the engine bunkers,
+in holiday mood. The steward, who had lost little time in putting out
+a fishline, leaned over the rail in meditation, not knowing that his
+misanthropic look was being almost to a line caught by Bicker behind him.
+Bicker also illustrated in dumb show the action of heaving the poor old
+man overboard. And, meanwhile, it was hot: no doubt of that! Presently the
+doleful patience of the steward was rewarded with a foolish-looking
+fish perhaps three pounds in weight, which was soon cut into sectors
+and salted.
+
+When towards seven in the evening the anchor was got up and the ship
+began to move up the River Plate to Buenos Aires, the scene was one to be
+remembered. Astern lay Monte Video with its lines of lights, and from
+its hill one great light glowed out momently; ahead lay the buoys of the
+channel, flashing first red and then white in reassuring alternation
+along our course; and the moon overhead, pale with a stratum of thin
+cloud, or lost at times behind echelons of stormier vapours, gave light
+enough to hint at the look of the shores. At first the captain, the mate
+and the anchor appeared the three forces acting on the ship, the anchor
+especially, which was loath to come aboard. At last it came, and the
+_Bonadventure_ went steadily up the river to the pipe of a rising wind.
+
+Hosea, well satisfied, sat down in his room with his "purser" to theorize
+in our wonted way. The beauty of the commonplace, it was; then we were
+considering the simplicity of seafaring men. They must be simple, he
+said, to have done what they had done, including Columbus. Seafaring
+in sailing ships, he described in the powerful phrase "fighting against
+your God"; a phrase which I suppose the early mariners in their piety
+might have applied to steamers.
+
+ Those trim skiffs unknown of yore--
+
+I condense Coleridge--
+
+ That fear no spite of wind or tide!
+
+Phillips joined us. "We're discussing nautical history, chief." Being
+assured that this really was so, Phillips said he was uncertain about the
+true story of the _Golden Hind's_ boatswain, but he felt certain about our
+not reaching Buenos Aires in the morning. If he were not a moral man,
+he would "bet you, sir, two pence on the point."
+
+The pilot, a tan-brown moustached little man, came in--not for his
+black straw hat, but for his oilskins and goloshes. "That's right," said
+Phillips with malevolent sympathy, "that's right, pilot, always keep
+your feet thoroughly dry." The pilot had at least the excuse that it
+was drizzling outside.
+
+It blew hard and harder all night; and the next morning, Sunday, one
+thought of the collapse of an English October. About half-past seven we
+dropped anchor in the "roads" outside our promised port; on all sides
+bleakly lapping and passing the pea-soup waters of the River Plate. Father
+Prout's whimsical haunting old lines pervaded my mind as I stared and
+warmed myself with pacing up and down:
+
+ With deep affection and recollection
+ I often think of the Shandon bells,
+ Whose sounds so wild would, in days of childhood,
+ Fling round my cradle their magic spells.
+ On this I ponder, where'er I wander,
+ And thus grow fonder, sweet Cork, of thee,
+ With thy bells of Shandon,
+ That sound so grand on
+ The pleasant waters of the River Lee.
+
+Not far from his old loves, how did some of us once for a brief stay,
+with those whirlpools in Flanders still roaring more hungrily in our
+destiny, hear other bells ring in enchanting coolness over the gliding
+boat, borne on the bosom of wooded Blackwater!
+
+But these bleak and turbid waters turned the ringing song to parody, nor
+did the _Bonadventure's_ bell, a war product, sound particularly grand
+upon them as those past bells on their importal streams. The outlook and
+the chilliness made breakfast unusually welcome. The pilot came in, but
+having no English to speak of (or with) he could not tell us his real
+views on the weather and such important matters. The chief loudly--for
+more clarity--pressed him with such questions as "When does your next
+STRIKE begin?" but he smiled and ate on.
+
+About dinner-time a fine white launch came out to us; and a number of
+authorities, including some doctors, came aboard. The ship's company
+assembled aft like an awkward squad, and the doctors came along the
+line feeling pulses; a task which they did genially and without strain.
+That done, and no one being set aside for a further examination, all
+dispersed. The authorities (a generous allowance of them) proceeded to
+Hosea's quarters, no doubt to wind up the morning's work in comfort. I
+listened meanwhile to Mead, who leaning over above their launch, amused
+himself with making noisy and scandalous observations upon its crew,
+their careers and their faces. Why this fury? I really believe it was
+his way of expressing fraternity.
+
+So there was nothing to do but wait for our new pilot on Monday morning:
+to play cards with a pack whose age had given each card characteristic
+markings besides those upon its face; to "yarn." At tea, Bicker was in
+his most assiduous narrative mood. "We were in the West Indies in a boat
+bringing the bumboat woman aboard--well, she started to climb up the
+rope ladder and this fellow thought he'd lay his hand on her ankle. So he
+made a move to do so. Just then" (his broad grin grew almost incredibly
+broad), "the boat gave a roll, and as he had one foot on the gunwale, and
+one on the rope ladder he fell into the water. Well, he went down past
+rows and rows of plates, and we looked out for him to come up.--First a
+hat, his black hat, came up. And then, a newspaper came up"--[_Chief_
+(_ignored_) "To say he wasn't coming up?"]--and then, _he_ came up. Stern
+first. We dragged him on deck, and there he was all spluttering, and
+then he said as solemn as a judge:
+
+ 'That's the fruits of Blacklegging.'"
+
+This closed the proceedings.
+
+Under the sunset the river's dingy current began to take on a strange
+glory, and changed into a tawny golden wilderness moving down to sea. Then
+presently it was full moon and pale splendours. A great quiet prevailed;
+but led by the moon, like the tide and the poets, Mead and myself paced
+the decks for hours recalling the local colour of war apart from fighting.
+
+
+
+
+XIV
+
+
+A most placid morning. The sky ahead was silvered with the smoke of unseen
+Buenos Aires, the water so gleaming that the flat coast lined with trees,
+to starboard, appeared to be midway suspended between one mother-of-pearl
+heaven and another. The new pilot arrived in this early tranquillity,
+and the ship resumed her way up the channel marked out by buoys of several
+shapes.
+
+The sun increased in power all too fast. I stood on the bridge to hear the
+pilot and the mates giving their directions: we came to a couple of
+tugs told off to escort the _Bonadventure_ in. Ropes leapt aboard us,
+tossed up in the adroitest way and caught as cleverly by our sailors; the
+bigger cables were attached to them, drawn aboard the tugs and made fast;
+and so we went on with tugboats fore and aft. The peculiar beauty of the
+morning mist over Buenos Aires soon began to thin away and disclose
+great buildings. And now we were almost at our journey's end; and in
+hurrying ease, drew past fishing boats and small sailing craft into
+the harbour mouth. On our port side, on a sort of palisade running out
+into the estuary, a host of sea-eagles perched yelping, their lean black
+bodies sharply designed in the white light. Their motto I took to be:
+Multitude and solitude. Beyond their grand stand appeared a green grove
+of downward foliage, the gaudy precinct of what, I was informed by the
+wireless operator, who began to act the guide-book, was a destructor for
+the frozen meat industry. He went on to specify the number of animals
+daily converted and to give other details which interested him, as an
+ex-wielder of the pole-axe; but my attention was distracted by the ships
+swinging into an approach crowded with dredgers and their ugly barges
+swilling mud, with motor-boats and lighters and as it looked to me
+every sort of medium for water traffic, bright and drab, proud and
+lowly in a confusion.
+
+The waterway divides. To our left, a channel lies under giant steel
+bridges. Our course is not there: we are piloted towards a dock for
+passenger and cargo ships, and entering it in a hot glare, and colouring
+that almost sears, of sky and water and paint, we make our berth,
+wallowing once over the water's breadth to the anger of lesser navigators,
+who go by in their boats bawling at the bridge in general. The handsome
+passenger boats with their great paddle-wheels and their red awnings lie
+opposite our plebeian resting-place: beside a grimy wharf, where small
+cranes and coal carts seem to multiply.
+
+Of an expectant company there on Wilson's Wharf, the chief feature was
+by immediate common consent recognized in an old lady in a heliotrope
+dress, tightly girdled--and she was of mountainous shape. The demure inch
+of petticoat revealed below the hem of her well-hitched skirt was not
+overlooked. Beside this beldame, a long thin youth, a very reed straw by
+comparison, puffed at a cherry cigarette-holder, vacantly but fixedly
+eyed the ship and seemed to await her instructions. A laundry cart, with
+an insufficient animal in the shafts, stood behind them and showed what
+they too stood for, emblems peculiar.
+
+Scarcely had the _Bonadventure_ come to rest before a swarm of anxious
+sallow ruffians were aboard for the "ship's orders." The rooms of Hosea
+himself were not free from their invasion; not free that is, for a
+moment. Their intruding faces caused him to roar in the most frightful
+fashion; at which, hesitating as if before an injustice, they got out,
+but still hung about the gangways. When, presently, he went ashore to pay
+his official respects to the ship's agents, we saw a trail of these
+indefatigables close on his heels, and on his return he said that four of
+them had followed him all the way. I now perceived quite plainly why,
+when I a stranger appeared aboard the _Bonadventure_ at Barry Dock and
+desired to find the captain, there was no eager answer to my query.
+Tailors, bootmakers (one with a motor-tyre or a piece of one over his
+shoulder), engineers and I don't know who else formed the polysyllabic
+cordon.
+
+Meanwhile, the _Bonadventure_ was hauled in close to the edge of the
+quay, and a gang of dock hands came on deck bearing ropes and pulley
+blocks. The ship's derricks having been lifted, these made the first
+preparations for discharging the cargo. The hatches were laid open, and
+the planks covering them pitched aside much as though they were so many
+walking-sticks. I was not the only one deluded by this despatch into
+thinking our discharge likely to be over in a few days.
+
+Buenos Aires; a tremendous town, a "southern Paris," a New-World epitome.
+So much, so little I knew of it. It lay here, its heart not a half-hour's
+walk from our mooring. But the vastness of the rumoured hive, the heat,
+I daresay indolence too, prevented me from taking this first opportunity
+for walking into the strange streets. It was excessively hot, and that
+settled the matter. There was plenty to watch on the river and alongside:
+it would have been odd, if it had not proved so. So, swollen somewhat
+with the feeling that I was now a considerable seafarer, and not
+unpleased to be mistaken for one by the miscellaneous visitors who had
+by this examined the decks and accommodation--all doors locked--somewhat
+fruitlessly, but still loitered, I stayed idle.
+
+Trenches will recur to their old inhabitants. The small coal in the yards
+here stood walled in with a breastwork of sandbags, built with tolerable
+skill upon the old familiar pattern of headers and stretchers and as I
+happened to be remarking upon this fact to the wireless man, interrupting
+his propaganda about a strike in which he personally would resist to
+the last, a little launch chanced past with the name _Ypres_ on her bows.
+
+She was but one of an endless to and fro of small craft. The tall and airy
+passenger boats, at intervals, came by in brilliance. When there was a
+pause in this coming and going, and nothing more happening on the water
+than the snapping of the small yellow catfish at bread floating below the
+ship, I still felt a quiet and languid gratitude for the novelty of being
+where I was.
+
+That gratitude was to be tempered soon. The plague of the mosquitoes of
+the docks had been painted dark enough for me during the days of approach;
+and when I got to bed, the threatened invasion had begun. Determining
+not to consider the question at all, I read deep in my pocket copy of
+Young's _Night Thoughts on Life, Death and Immortality_, as in worse
+quarters many a time, and duly went to sleep like a philosopher.
+
+
+
+
+XV
+
+
+Could this be Saint Valentine's Day? Here in a dreary looking dock with a
+surplus of sun but a seeming lack of oxygen, and only a sort of amphibious
+race as company? Newspapers were at any rate valentine enough. They
+were read with real care, football results being perhaps the consolation
+most sought.
+
+Hosea showed me the way into the town. We turned out over the docks, out
+at last from a kingdom of coal-dust, over a swing bridge; took a tram,
+and were soon at the shipping agents' offices. He spent some time in
+earnest conference here, and the visit ended with a visit to other agents'
+offices, and that again with an adjournment with a serene member of the
+staff to a bar. In this excellent place, my ignorance of a kind of
+drink, saffron in colour and with a piece of pineapple submerged, was
+soon dispelled. The collection of olives, biscuits, monkey-nuts and
+flakes of fried potato which the waiter brought with the drinks was to
+me unexpected. We went, with our good-natured guide, to lunch in a huge
+hotel. Gaining the top of the building by the lift, we sat at a table
+near the windows of a luxurious room filled with luxurious people, and
+had the pleasure of looking as we ate over the less celestial roofs of
+the town to the calm flood of the River Plate beyond. Distance lent
+enchantment to this view also. The conditions were good for eating, our
+friend's romantic tales apart.
+
+We departed from this commendable place, and, there being still
+engagements for Hosea with the shipping agents, we went there. Emerging,
+he had to go to the British Consulate. We hired a taxi. The traffic of
+Buenos Aires, or practice and precept differ, was free from irksome
+restrictions of speed; and we were whirled over the cobblestones and
+tramlines and round trams, horsemen, wagons, rival cars and everything
+else in a breath-taking rush. "I get in these things," said Hosea,
+"saying to myself, If I don't come out of this alive, then I shan't."
+We got out alive. The Consul's workshop (it was perhaps known by a
+more dignified name) was in a scrubby street; and the young man in
+charge had my sympathy. However, it was not my fault that he was being
+slowly roasted.
+
+That call left Hosea at liberty to explore the town. We walked on and
+on, looking at the shops, and be it acknowledged at the beauties who went
+by, until we arrived at the small park over which the Museum rises to that
+southern sun, ornate and massy. Here we entered to spend the afternoon
+among a few visitors and as many official incumbents. We entered solemnly
+resolved to find a Palace of Art--Hosea putting away from him all his
+connection with ships and the worries of that next necessity, the "charter
+party."
+
+Plaster casts and original statuary were plentiful in the Museum. The eye
+of the weary mariners rested none too long upon these. The multitude of
+paintings, however, were considered gently and methodically: Hosea would
+stand before the weakest trying to comprehend the artist's intention,
+and to claim something in his daub as a virtue. Sometimes he would put
+on his eyeglass to survey the subject. To me, there seemed no such
+quality here--I speak as a scribe, without authority--as there was
+quantity.
+
+There have been many energetic and accomplished administerings of paint,
+but to what purpose? The eternal allegory, demanding one nude figure or
+more, and justifying by the general level Hosea's praise of a well-known
+picture called "September Morning," or sweetened description of evening,
+with its cows coming home under its warped moon, its ploughman in a vague
+acre, and the rest. Was this the southern genius?
+
+One or two modern pictures here revealed a strength and idiosyncrasy
+beyond almost all the rest. A portrait of six youths, drawn with fierce
+intensity of colour and of line, expressing distinctions of character
+in subtle vital sharpness, long detained me. Another untypical picture,
+as recent as the last, was based upon a rustic festival or ritual with
+which I of course was unacquainted; but the epic lives of peasant men and
+women in their long combat with the stern giver of grain were legible in
+the strange georgic faces and the mysterious melancholy glory of their
+assembly.
+
+ --Seemed listening to the earth,
+ Their ancient mother, for some comfort yet.
+
+Among the many harmless little pieces representing vases of flowers,
+woodland melody, and other conventions, I caught sight of a portrait of a
+young girl ("My lady at her casement" type) drawn with mild ability.
+The signature, very large and clear, was
+
+ CH. CHAPLIN.
+
+On referring to the minute brass plate beneath so innocent a vanity, we
+learned that Charles Chaplin, 1825-1891, was a painter of the "French
+School." Pictures must run in the family.
+
+The first afternoon, Hosea and myself could find no specimen of an
+English artist among the multitude: but returning another day to make
+certain (and once again we had the gallery more or less to ourselves)
+we found a small and typical study by Wilkie, and a portrait by Sir
+Thomas Lawrence. Before this last, a work of the loftiest morality--in
+its subject I mean--and of a colouring delicately fine, Hosea stood in
+enthusiasm. "I'm not sure," he said, and once again drew an impression
+before proceeding, "that that isn't the finest thing we've seen." The
+spectacle of King Arthur in his bronze near the exit, in his bronze
+but somehow devoid of his grandeur, ended our artistic adventures.
+The business of criticism, no doubt, is to keep cool: but this we had
+scarcely been able to do. I should have given up early, but for the
+determination of Hosea; and even he began to feel the scorching heat above
+the aesthetic calm.
+
+The ship's football was brought out in the evening, and on a patch of
+waste ground alongside, flanked by thickets of rank weed, and ankle-deep
+in sand and coal-dust, we enjoyed ourselves most strenuously. There
+were one or two real drawbacks. A vigorous and unwary kick was apt to
+send the ball into the river, and to recover it meant clambering up
+and down the slanting wall of the wharf, which was coated with black
+grease, fishing with a pole, anxiously watching the currents, and quickly
+becoming as black and greasy as the masonry. And on the other hand, there
+was here a depot of large drain-pipes, which might equally receive the
+erratic ball; then arose the questions: Whereabouts in the pipes had
+it bounced? Would the drain-pipe on which you were standing really roll
+from under you and bring down a dozen others? Meanwhile the watchman of
+the depot would be there uttering untranslated dissatisfaction with
+the whole affair.
+
+We had not been in the South Basin many minutes when the chaplain of The
+Missions to Seamen was among us with his witty stories and, I believe,
+his put-and-take teetotum. At any rate, the latter became as well
+recognized a part of his equipment as his quips. At his invitation, I
+went several times to the Mission, which was quite the rendezvous for
+the crews of British ships in the port. Its concert room, its billiard
+room and other comfortable places were generally very lively, the two
+chaplains apparently possessing an inexhaustible reserve of cheerfulness.
+English ladies too came there to brighten the evenings, to sing and
+join in at cards and conversation; their generosity, I believe, furnished
+the other refreshments of these evenings.
+
+Next door to the Mission, a dingy annexe to a sort of grocery, labelled
+the "British Bar," was not neglected. Talk and beer and smoke prevailed
+here until midnight and afterwards: indeed, I had scarcely sat down
+before a vast mate from some other ship had challenged me to name a better
+Test Match captain than Mr. Fender. Other patrons of the Oval soon took
+up the cry, but I resisted for the rest of the session.
+
+The discharge of coal began, a monotonous process however considered;
+down in the hold one saw through the busy dust a small but growing
+mine-crater done in coal, at the foot of which were lying, stooping,
+chattering, the nearly naked figures of the labourers. Negroes they
+looked down there, but were white unofficially. They shovelled now from
+this side, now from that into a great iron bucket: above, at a sign, the
+man with his lever set the winch working and the derrick hoisted the
+bucket up and over, then down into the lighter that lay alongside. And
+so with intervals through the day. Then at night, the dock's aboriginal
+mosquitoes came forth; as the mate said, like a German band, all the most
+agonizing shades of musical audacity emanating from them. They drove not
+only me but old hands out on deck at night, where a chilly autumn wind
+was blowing, which drove us indoors again. But as the light grew, our
+tormentors lessened. The sun ariseth, and they get them away together,
+and lay them down in their dens.
+
+To avoid these visitors as much as possible, I refrained from exploring
+the town over tiringly during the day, and went off with Mead in his
+shore suit after the evening's football on the dust-patch: and stayed as
+late as meanderings in the town could make it. We certainly departed from
+the usual haunts of sailors the first night; went on and on, until even
+the adventurous Mead had to say: "This is rather a depraved kind of
+street." And more, there was something in the air--some way off, we
+heard the interrupted fire of (what roused imagination converted into)
+a machine gun. The slatternly folk sitting, with white gleams of face
+or dress in the shadows, by their doors; the herds of unaccustomed
+faces in the large threadbare bars; the many groups of folk standing
+expectantly about the street, and our own alien solitude--all gave this
+sensation of disquiet. In a manner enjoying it, we proceeded, past an
+orator roaring out in fine fury to a small but intent crowd, and presently
+found ourselves in a large square with its many lamps, its glossy cars
+stealing swiftly by or waiting on the rank, its fountains playing like
+mists among deep green of trees.
+
+Magnificent, and nearly empty, was the cafe into which we went; brilliant
+its interior; attached to the gilded columns, how eloquent of drinking as
+a fine art, its scoreboards announcing the many specialities! We stayed
+until midnight. Then, having roughly found out our way home, we set
+out for the docks, and, pausing to divine the sense of a poster giving
+details of a "Radical" demonstration for the next day, saw the police
+come hurrying up to a gathering of people round the next bar door.
+One of the police as he passed us at speed caught his toe against a
+stone and with his sword and fine feathers came down flat on the pavement.
+The gathering at the bar door were so absorbed in their topic that no one
+looked, much less laughed at his loud discomfiture.
+
+Sometimes I found an occasion to leave the _Bonadventure_ in her noisy
+dishabille, during the day. There was one walk with the wireless
+operator to a smaller tramp in a distant dock, aboard which somewhat
+shapelier ship than the _Bonadventure_ he had an acquaintance. Walking
+over the irregular cobbles and among the railway lines of the wharves in
+the heat was a sufficient exercise. We left our ship carpeted with
+coal-dust; passed cattle pounds, grain elevators glaring white, and on
+the opposite side steamers in process of being loaded or discharged;
+went along a rail track where the grains which had lain longest had
+sprung up in unavailing green, and under chutes where sacks of corn were
+sliding down to the holds of ships. The mate of the _Primrose_ whom we
+had come to see was thoroughly happy, and resembled almost to a hair my
+sergeant observer of years before. Putting on a record--his gramophone
+was actually in order--and offering cigars, he produced an extraordinary
+picture of his ship, in needlework. The ancient art of the sampler had
+passed to him. He seemed, I noticed, _of_ his ship: its mahogany-lined
+saloon and more domestic style were congenial with his paterfamilias air
+and "Not to-day, thank you" mildness to various business callers. The
+wireless operator, also, seemed to be less interested in the regulations
+of his calling and more in photographs of ships and sailors. With these
+kind spirits in my mind, I was somewhat preoccupied as we walked back
+the way we came among the pigeons and the dock labourers stretched out
+under every railway truck and crane for their siesta.
+
+Then there were one or two more rounds of the town with Hosea, chiefly
+in the busiest neighbourhood. I began to know the tall statue of Columbus
+as a landmark. All the morning, perhaps, Hosea would be going from one
+office to another, seeking to define the ship's future and to hasten
+her discharge, while I kicked my heels in entrances under the suspicious
+eyes of the janitors. Kindness was readier in the frowsy offices of the
+ship's chandlers; whence the delectably dressed youth the firm's son
+soon led the way to a table and vermouth in the Avenida de Mayo. We went
+again, with a new companion, to the Florida restaurant for our lunch:
+but the new companion and myself having been contemporary in the Ypres
+salient, our excessive reminiscences began to pall upon the long-suffering
+Hosea. One day Hosea entrusted to me, for transport to the ship, the
+sailors' wages in notes, and the letters. He was staying ashore, and
+did not fancy the prospect of carrying so much money about with him.
+Neither did I; but it is hard to say whether the responsibility for the
+pay overshadowed that for the letters. I was pleased to climb aboard the
+_Bonadventure_ with both, after passing through the knock-off rush from
+the docks. But I seemed to be blamed for not bringing letters for every
+one; such is the lot of the volunteer.
+
+
+
+
+XVI
+
+
+There was a feeling (based on observation) aboard the _Bonadventure_ that
+the discharge of the ship was not being carried out with all possible
+speed, owing to the prevailing mysterious influences of the offices in the
+town. Delays were many. This augury of a long sojourn in our present
+berth depressed many of us: I had already observed, or judged, that
+whatever the earlier mariners may have thought of seafaring, the modern
+sailor's idea in sailing is to get back home as early as possible. We
+soon heard that four days of public holiday, the Carnival, would be
+added to our term. It was evident that one must make the best of it, and
+be thankful on those days when some actual progress was made.
+
+Mosquitoes, as I have said, were a great subject here. We had
+opportunities to study them. With _Macbeth_ in hand as a convenient
+weapon., I nightly reduced the horde, but these
+
+ Stubborn spearsmen still made good
+ The dark impenetrable wood.
+
+The heat grew sickly sometimes at night, and the cabins were black with
+flies and mosquitoes alike. To sleep there was to be slowly suffocated,
+let alone the folly of sleeping among man-eaters. An outdoor faith was
+forced upon me, and yet the deck was no real enclosure from the enemy:
+the faith would end at four or so in the morning, a time of day to which
+I was becoming as accustomed as of old, and when the riverside gave off a
+smell which I remembered noticing in the trench regions east of Bethune.
+Then, still hopeful, I would face my cabin and soon after swathing
+myself in the brief sheets of the bunk would be asleep. That interim
+unrecognized, here I was awake again in a world where chisels chip paint
+and steam-driven machines tip tons of coal. The great buckets were now
+being strung over to railway vans, which were shunted duly by a small
+engine. Winches clattered and wrenched, the clanking engine bustled
+almost ludicrously up and down the wharf, and all seemed in a great
+hurry, but the hurry was only on the surface. The yellow river, the
+coal-dust, the glaring sun, the dockside streets and warehouses and of
+course the eternal mosquito began to play upon me. My body was in pain
+from the innumerable bites and want of rest, and generally I was in as
+low spirits as I could be.
+
+The ship was daily haunted by newsboys, fruit-sellers, and others. The
+news was difficult to discover from the queer columns of short cabled
+messages, and yet we never sent the newsboy away unless, perhaps, our
+only means was in English coppers. Sixpences he (not unwisely) was willing
+to take. The fruit-sellers gave better value for sixpence, even though
+their open panniers seemed always liable to the predatory paws of the
+water police. The shoemaker with his motor tyre put pieces of it upon
+my shoes, grunting out a satisfaction with the job which I hardly shared.
+A thin gentleman with furs, puzzle boxes, and other cheap-jack gear was
+not much called upon though called at.
+
+Two Englishmen came also, sellers of furs; one, of my own Division in
+France. They were very warm in their praise of Buenos Aires, and besides
+bringing good furs with them they brought good spirits.
+
+Football flourished. In red-hot sunlight, we met the team of another ship.
+Grim determination was in the game and its afterthoughts; and by a happy
+accident my foot scored the first goal of our victory. It was counted
+unto me for righteousness. The form of address "Passenger" acquired a
+respectful significance. There was immediately arranged a return match. But
+
+ Antres et vous fontaines!
+
+The hart desireth the waterbrooks; and so did we. Again, on such a
+summer afternoon, we went at it, upon the field we had hired for the
+ordeal. This time we lost, but still the blood of the team was up; the
+_Bonadventure's_ fair name was in jeopardy. Again there was immediately
+arranged a return match for the following evening. We lost, and it was
+hotter still. This nevertheless cooled the ardour of the footballers,
+and did not finally ruin the reputation of S.S. _Bonadventure_.
+
+The evening form of this game continued upon the original ground, but my
+connection, like Mead's, soon declined. The main cause was that the ball,
+or Ball--its importance aboard requires the capital letter--flew off one
+evening as usual into the dock, but there by some conspiracy of wind
+and current sailed along at a merry rate until it was carried under the
+framework of piers upon which the coal wharf was built--a noisome place,
+a labyrinth of woodwork. If it stayed here, it was generally out of
+sight and beyond reach; if it was swirled out, it would go on out, into
+the middle stream, and doubtless into the Atlantic. We groped along the
+filthy piles of the tunnel, and the darkness was imminent; when the
+ball suddenly appeared, decidedly going out into the middle stream. At
+this crisis, Mead with a war-cry plumped into the evil-looking water and
+brought off a notable rescue.
+
+Cricket would have seemed the more seasonable sport. Twice Mead and
+myself joined the Mission XI for grand matches in the suburbs, and said
+to ourselves, "In the midst of football we are in cricket"; but twice
+we met with disappointment, the rain choosing the wrong days altogether.
+
+I had naturally observed silence over my journalistic life of the remote
+past, but one evening at the British Bar I was asked, was it not true
+that I was a relation of Kipling? and at the Mission "your book" was
+several times alluded to. It was, I think, taken for granted that being
+a penman I should be _writing up_ my adventures, as though I were on
+a voyage to Betelgueux or Sirius. I was asked to recite some of my poems,
+also, by a lady, but I was churl enough to ask her pardon on that score.
+She evidently felt this the basest ingratitude. "Why? Why not give us a
+recitation? I'm sure you can." I tried to explain that my attempts were
+frequently, almost invariably, of a meditative cast of mind, not suitable
+for the platform. At this she sniffed and I felt that my explanation was
+disgraceful in the highest degree.
+
+Entertainment was not lacking there at the Mission. It was a hearty
+place. One evening Tich, the pride of the _Bonadventure_, who in his
+uniform cut a most splendid figure, went into the ring and laid about
+him magnificently. Or there might be a concert, local talent obliging. A
+passenger ship's varieties drew a large attendance both from the ships
+and the shore; there was much funny man, much jazz band, much conjuring,
+much sentimental singing--in fact plenty of everything which is expected
+at popular concerts, and every one departed with reflected pride. Mead
+and myself, however, quarrelled over the amount which I subscribed to
+the whip-round. It was that or nothing--I had but one coin; and its
+removal robbed us of our wonted refreshment. We walked somewhat moodily
+down the road to the docks, unsoothed by their thick coarse greenery,
+which the night filled with the incessant buzzing of crickets and a
+loud piping whistle perhaps from a sort of cricket also, while here
+and there a fire-fly went along with his glow-worm light.
+
+We tried the cinematograph's recreations, once or twice. How strong is
+habit! We could not settle down to these performances of single films;
+nor to the box-like halls. A cowboy film of eight acts comes back to my
+recollection from those evenings. It was full of miracles. The operator
+believed, like the hero, in lightning speed. The hero on horseback was
+far too speedy for the villain who dragged off the heroine into his car
+and did his best to break records. These heroes will one day assume the
+proportions, in the dark world, of the pleiosaurus in natural history.
+
+But we had our reward. In a more expensive theatre, we found _The Kid_.
+We had come out to see a much trumpeted film of a bullfight--Mead for
+one set of reasons, I for another; but it was of yesterday, and we had
+no difficulty in consoling ourselves. One Chaplin, we acknowledged, was
+better than many toreadors.
+
+And then, we had a glimpse of the Carnival. In our wonted quarter of
+the town, that where the seafaring man mostly rested, it took the form
+of some processions of hobbledehoys and urchins, beating as their kind
+do on drums and things like drums. The next evening we took the same
+dreary cobblestone walk as usual, but did not limit ourselves to that.
+We took a tram, indeed, to more fashionable haunts and at last came into
+the great Avenida and all its garish illuminations; its paper ribbons
+were as multi-coloured as the lights, and, flung from the upper storeys of
+the hotels, in some places they were thick enough to form a fantastic
+and absurd cascade. Here the Carnival was in mid sprout. We got what we
+came for--a diversion.
+
+The pavements, broader here than in the generality of the streets we
+knew, were chock-a-block with folks, the cafes overflowing, the towering
+hotels gleaming with bright dresses on every balcony, and all this was
+the accompaniment of the gorgeous procession that moved slowly along the
+highway. Its vehicles of every kind, but their kind hidden from passing
+observation by their curtains and festoons of flowers, trooped along
+in the unreal glare. Here, ladies of most aristocratic air came by,
+with the blackest of masks above the whitest of countenances; there was
+a girl in the dress of a bull-fighter, driving her own light carriage;
+next, a set of laughing "gipsies" apparently advertising a brand of
+cigarettes; then, a collection of men with Cyrano disguises and attempting
+Cyrano humour to the gods--
+
+ All these and more came flocking.
+
+But the privilege of gazing unrebuked upon the profusion of beauty, upon
+raven hair and great deep-burning eyes, upon the pale cheeks of wintry
+moons, the privilege of hearing the disjointed music of the fu-fu bands
+and the verbal crackers of harlequins of the moment, was not without its
+points of misery. The pavements represented a scrum on the largest
+scale, in the forefront of one battering ram whereof Mead and myself were
+securely wedged in for an hour or two. In this state of things, the usual
+individual turned round to ask Mead "who he was pushing?"--the sense
+of his remarks being obvious though couched in another tongue. Unable to
+move the arms, and scarcely free to flicker the eyelashes, we were
+borne compressedly and gradually on, until at last we were beyond the
+main pleasure-ground; by this time even Mead had had enough of pleasures
+which we had noticed others than Englishmen taking seriously. We took our
+ease in our inn, and reflected.
+
+The newspapers reported that the Carnival was declining year by year.
+Perhaps the reporter, like ourselves, had corns and was caught in the
+scrimmage.
+
+
+
+
+XVII
+
+
+I borrowed a Shakespeare from the second chaplain at the Mission to
+escape from what seemed the dullness of our stay in South Basin, Buenos
+Aires. Mead had taken over my own copy of the Tragedies, and by this time
+had most of _Hamlet_ and _Macbeth_ by heart, so that our conversation
+frequently ran by tags. Of Bicker we saw little. Highly favoured, he would
+depart on most afternoons to the English suburb, where he had friends;
+and it was impossible not to regard him, as he regarded himself, as a man
+of superior rank, who had personal friends in this town. Once or twice in
+the evenings, nevertheless, he came with us to our accustomed table in
+that convenient but inglorious place the British Bar; and while there, he
+did his best to annoy one of the waiters with the oft-repeated slur, "Yah,
+Patagonio," or "You b---- Patagonian Indian," or "Patagonio no bonio."
+The fellow bore it at first with grinning patience; but one evening
+suddenly danced with fury, and rushing out summoned the greasy little
+proprietor, who came in scowling and snarling, took stock of us--and went
+out again. The alleged Patagonian was after this understood to be
+meditating a fearful revenge.
+
+At evening sometimes the autumn sun, going down, a golden ball, behind
+the great buildings, and dimmed with a calm transition in the distance
+of that time of day, removed my mind entirely from these and similar
+matters. An incomplete state of recollection, the more delightful to me
+from the strangeness of my temporary lodging, a presence felt but
+understood, a trouble in the pool whose surface bore the evidence of
+neither windwave's running V nor bubble subtly appearing, took hold
+of me. Unable to remain aware of this confused echo long, without
+endeavouring to resolve it into communicable notes, I would soon find
+myself counting up memories as plainly as the fellow on the other side
+of the water was tallying the brown hides discharged into river barges
+by the paddle-wheeler. It was this verging upon a vision, unknown but
+longed for, and this inevitable falling back to known fact, which
+perhaps depressed me and made the time pass all too slowly here.
+
+The rattle of the cranes, so often interrupted, was all the more welcome;
+the news of progress began to assume a better look; the incidents of
+life in dock, from the angry officiousness of the wharf manager, a crude
+foreigner, to the arrival of passenger boats and the swarm of gay-coloured
+families to and from them, became worth attention again. Food, so
+interesting at sea, lately become a burden, was reinstated; boiled eggs
+for instance were welcomed, after a regime of steaks, by the whole
+saloon. The whole saloon--no; Bicker, the man about town, refused his with
+a criticism, likening them to plasticine. With his put-and-take top,
+the youthful-spirited chaplain came more often, and often expressed
+his regret that we were soon to be away.
+
+Orders were not yet forthcoming. It was feared, and often urged upon
+me with reference to my late troubles, that the _Bonadventure_ would
+be sent up the river to Rosario. I made a great mistake about Rosario
+and other possible destinations up the river, their names suggesting
+ancient Spanish romantic traditions to me: I mentioned my feelings to
+the assembled saloon. All the romance there, it seemed, was hidden
+behind a cloud of patriarchal mosquitoes.
+
+The discharge of coal was at last over and done. The day following, Hosea
+sent for me and told me that the ship would shift at two, and perhaps--for
+all he knew--straight out to sea. I told him I should not be clinging to
+the stones of Buenos Aires at that hour.
+
+But it was not our fate to depart altogether that day. Instead of going
+out into the open water, when at three the pilot and the tugs brought the
+_Bonadventure_ out from her Stygian berth at Wilson's Wharf and down to
+the outer port, we now turned into an arm of the docks called Riachuelo.
+There, between a steel sailing-ship which gave no sign of life and a
+great black mechanical ferry or transporter, and further--there was no
+doubt about this--beside a guano works, we were tied up for a time as
+yet undefined.
+
+The change was, partly on account of the neighbouring industry,
+"uncertain if for bale or balm." I felt that we might even miss the
+lively sight of the passenger boats coming and going, and all their
+gilded press of friends and acquaintances about the landing-places;
+their tiers of bright lamps at night rounding the bend between us and the
+Roads. Perhaps the youths would no longer come by with their ship's
+stores of macaroni, their jars of wine and panniers of onions and other
+vegetables; nor the lighters, with their crews glaring in unwashed and
+unchallenged independence in the whole world's face, and their yellow
+mongrels scampering up and down the decks. The British Bar with the
+Patagonian Indian and the giant but amicable cockroaches would be too far
+away. However, we had the prospect of other monotonous distractions if
+not those. For there were evidence of benefit; green swampy groves, a
+sort of common with ragged horses at feed, and farther off the irregular
+line of a landscape not unlike summer's horizon, gave the eye a
+pleasant change. Football would now be possible on grass and not a
+dust-heap. Sailor-town was on the opposite bank--a miscellany of ship's
+chandlers' offices, gin palaces, untidy trams, and nondescript premises.
+
+The gangway was lowered, the donkeyman was seen at once going ashore with
+his mandoline, and we ourselves of the football persuasion followed with
+the Football. We returned in time to see the steward's patience nominally
+rewarded with a small yellow catfish, who showed the greatest wrath at
+the trick which had been played on him, stiffening his poisonous fin and
+actually barking.
+
+The next morning, despite the odour of the guano, was a better one than
+those in South Basin. For all its mud, the river looked cheerful; its
+many small craft, as yellow as vermilion or as green as paint could make
+them, lying quiet or passing by, caught the early sun. Even the dredgers'
+barges, with their hue of Thiepval in November, showed the agreeable
+activities of a new day, and breakfast.
+
+But we were not to be long in Riachuelo. About midday it became known
+that the _Bonadventure_ was to leave before evening for Bahia Blanca,
+a three days' journey to the south. The further orders, what cargo was
+to be received, and where it was to be delivered, were as yet withheld.
+Phillips, the chief engineer, was disappointed at this departure--his son
+would have been able to meet him in town within a day or two. To leave a
+message for him in charge of the Mission, he proposed that I should go
+with him in the afternoon, and that I was happy to do.
+
+Meanwhile, awaiting dinner, we strolled along the waterside. It was
+sultry and glaring. We passed shipping of all sorts and conditions,
+old junk, discarded masts, boilers eaten through with rust, anchors
+imbedded in the ground, even a torpedo-boat gone to ruin, nameless;
+saw an incredibly old man with his beard done in a knot, whittling away
+at a piece of wood in the sun, tribes of mongrel dogs, and the casual
+population of the tin town which rambled here drowsy and malodorous,
+down to the water's edge. The purple trumpet-like flowers that climbed the
+ragged woodwork seemed not more gay, nevertheless, than the young men
+and women who crowded to and from the transporter between this shipping
+parish and Buenos Aires.
+
+From Buenos Aires itself, what but the hastiest impression could I take
+away with me? Melancholy it was to me to find so little apparent survival
+of the town as it must have been in its first centuries. My last walk
+did not altogether revise my picture of bar-tobacconist-bar-tobacconist;
+of powdered Venuses, over-dressed Adonises; of shops without display,
+receding obscurely; of cinematograph theatres crudely decorated with
+notices of rank buckjumping "dramas"; of innumerable tramways, here, there
+and everywhere; of green sunny courtyards at the end of passages
+between dismal shuttered facades; of trees with drooping foliage before
+flat roofs with flimsy chimneys--mere drain-pipes--at the top of high
+white dead walls; of bonneted policemen with their hands on their
+swords; of boys teasing horses; of whizzing taxis, and dray-horses
+fighting for a start on the inimical cobbles; of pavements suitable for
+tight-rope walkers; of the power of money; of living for the present,
+or the day after to-morrow; of a straw-hat existence. But I must
+admit that my scantiest notions of a town refer in temper to the
+quality of its second-hand bookshops.
+
+So then, the ship being under orders to leave at four, soon after five
+the port authorities held a sort of roll-call amidships, and the pilots
+and the tugs arrived. The port authorities consisted of a young officer
+who looked likely to trip himself up with his beautiful sword, a lanky
+humorist, with sergeant's chevrons, at his heels, and one or two other
+attendants. Soon after these vigilants had gone down the ladder again,
+the _Bonadventure_ began to move, and the bags of guano were a tyranny
+that is overpast. That channel into which I had been pleased to see
+the _Bonadventure_ come I now watched her leave without remorse. The
+dredgers fall behind our course, the fishing-boats, and the perches of
+the sea-eagles. We met a breeze, surprisingly strong, which made even
+these slothful waters choppy. The sun went out in a colder sky, beyond
+the outlines of the great chimneys and transporters; and presently a
+line of dwindling lights, surmounted by one or two more conspicuous,
+stood for Buenos Aires. Meantime the wind blew hard and loud. When
+the first pilot went to make his way home, the tug coming up for him
+was flung against the sides of the ship two or three times, and he was
+obliged to jump from his swaying rope ladder, "judging the time." We
+ran on, with many red and yellow lights flashing around our track. The
+taste of coal-dust, let alone the feel of it as a garment, made me
+wish the wind an early good night.
+
+
+
+
+XVIII
+
+
+There were differences of opinion about the precise distance between
+Buenos Aires and Bahia Blanca, in which it seemed the authority of the
+steward was not accepted. Travelling light, however, the _Bonadventure_
+seemed little concerned about fifty miles either way. A current assisted
+in this turn of speed.
+
+It was enjoyable to be out of sight of land once more, in a morning
+coolness, with seagulls piping in our wake; although they were yellowish
+waters that were rolling by. The second pilot went down to the motor boat
+due to take him home; the blue peter was hauled down when he had gone;
+and we hurried south. A dove came by, alighted; presumably our course
+lay at no great distance from the coast: a sail, a smoke-trail here and
+there dappled the circling scene. The sailors and apprentices set to,
+cleaning the holds in preparation for a cargo of grain--a black job.
+Bucketful after bucketful was flung over the side, the wind playfully
+carrying off the murky clouds. I washed clothes at a safe distance.
+
+It was at this time or near it that an addition to my daily course was
+made. So long as the _Bonadventure_ was at sea, the ship's officers
+received cocoa and sandwiches by way of supper. To this edible privilege I
+could not imagine that I had the slightest claim, nor in fact was I
+anxious to be elected; but when the steward out of his magnanimity
+conferred it upon me I naturally received it with thanks.
+
+The cocoa indeed was not to be lightly considered when ten o'clock
+found me, as it mostly did, with Mead on his night watch. The first night
+after we had left the mouth of the Plate, his mind was full of one matter.
+Before we had been released from Wilson's Wharf, acting on the advice
+of the vendor, he had bought a fifth share in a lottery ticket. With
+this qualification, he began to paint his future in all the colours of
+L1,166--his possible, or as he wished to be assured, his probable,
+harvest. A small schooner, in the enchanted atmosphere of his pipe,
+seemed already to own him master; she would trade for long years of
+prosperity in South Sea islands, where uncultivated fruits and beauties
+abound. While we agreed on the plan, the moon went down; multitudes of
+stars shone out, and meteors at moments ran down the sky. A broad glow
+to starboard revealed the nearness of the coast. Everything was most
+still, except perhaps Mead's spirit. There might be some hitch. But no, he
+felt his luck was in; he was sure, something told him that he carried the
+winning number.
+
+The day's entries in my diary now began thus, or nearly: "Need I say
+it again--One mosquito, etc., but I killed him; then, one mosquito, etc."
+The persistence of these self-satisfied hovering devils was puzzling,
+for the mornings dawned almost bitterly fresh, and the breeze was
+always awake. Its direction had now laid, during the night, a carpet of
+glittering coal-dust along the passage outside the door; and the day
+being Sunday, which should by all precedent be marked by an increased
+radiance in the outward as well as in the inward man, it was impossible
+to keep clean. For the inward man, I once again took refuge in Young's
+_Night Thoughts_, which, despite the disapproval of Mr. Masefield's
+Dauber, I will maintain to give room and verge enough to annotate,
+parody, wilfully miscomprehend, skip, doze, and indulge what trains of
+thought whether ethical, fanciful, or reminiscent.
+
+A gentler air, a bluer sea, a sandy coast in view. There was something
+lyrical about the "dirty ship" as with the buoyancy of her cargoless
+holds she fleeted to the south. Mead, his future resplendent with L1,166
+and its South Sea bubble, seemed to feel this rhythmical impulse. Every
+now and then, in his consultations, he would break forth into singing,
+but seldom more than a fragment at a time; now it was "Farewell and adieu
+to you, bright Spanish Ladies"--a grand old tune--now "Six men dancing
+on the dead man's chest." But most, he gave in honour of his native
+Australia a ballad of a monitory sort with a wild yet sweet refrain.
+It began
+
+ I was born in the city of Sydney,
+ And I was an apprentice bound,
+ And many's the good old time I've had
+ In that dear old Southern town.
+
+The apprentice fell in with a dark lady--indeed "she came tripping right
+into his way." It was an unfortunate encounter. He became her "darling
+flash boy." He could readily put the case against her when, as receiver
+of stolen goods, he had served some years in jail; and then, like the
+author of _George Barnwell_, he addressed apprentices on the subject:
+
+ So all young men take a warning and
+ Beware of that black velvet tie.
+
+But yet, and here was the charm of the ballad, and the token of his
+entanglement by Neaera's hair, ever and anon came the burden
+
+ For her eyes they shone like the diamonds,
+ I thought her a Queen of the land,
+ And the hair that hung over her shoulders was
+ Tied up with a black velvet band.
+
+When Mead later on gave me a copy of this song, which I shall not forget,
+duly set out in "cantos," he was good enough to ornament it with a little
+picture of the black bow as tailpiece.
+
+The heat became very strong, and as the day declined, a great cloud-bank
+rose up out to sea, and the air settled to that stillness in which the
+fall of the ripples from the side sounds most insistent. Dark came
+on, and from two arches or caverns of smouldering twilight under the
+extremities of that mighty cloud the lightnings burst; lightnings in
+whose general wide waft of brightness intense white wreaths suddenly
+lived and withered, branches of fire stretched forth and were gone; while
+in the opposite heaven "like a dying lady," went the horned moon.
+
+Meanwhile the _Bonadventure_ not slacking her unusual speed came to a
+lightship; then (for this was a pilot station) the engines thrashed up
+the water as she manoeuvred for the pilot's most comfortable approach.
+The boatmen came rowing him lustily out to us; our rope ladder was
+lowered--at these moments I was sensible of a sort of proud anxiety on
+the part of all aboard, that such a detail should be carried out with
+all despatch--and up he came. And after him, a rope was asked for, and
+sent down; up came a great stringful of fish, gleaming like the sea
+under the moon; and once more the rope went down, and a collection of
+jars which were at once thought to contain wine was hauled on board.
+Then, from the boat "Finish!" but she did not depart, making fast to the
+_Bonadventure_. She circling about the lightship, at length brought
+her companion within a stone's throw. Then the boat was cut adrift,
+and we went on our way towards a line of buoys whose flashes lit up the
+expanse ahead.
+
+We came now close by the misty lights of a town named Puerto Militar and
+further on those of Ingeniero White, the little port of Bahia Blanca to
+which the _Bonadventure_ was actually bound, began to beckon. About eleven
+the anchors were let go, and the pilot retired to sleep; but I still
+stayed with Mead, regarding dully the dull lights of our surroundings,
+and consuming cocoa, and blessing the exhalation of the continent which
+had first met me at sea some weeks ago. Already fishing, the steward
+leaned over the rail close by; he had often painted the angling at Bahia
+Blanca in enthusiastic colours. However, he seemed to catch nothing.
+
+By this the moon, that had grown almost a giantess as she stooped down
+the horizon, and had reddened like a glowing coal to the last almost, was
+dwindling. The orb became a beacon dying on a hill; then dropped below
+the sky. The lightnings over the quiet sea had almost ceased.
+
+
+
+
+XIX
+
+
+I slept heavily, and when I got up, the _Bonadventure_ had moved into the
+channel towards Ingeniero White, and was lying at anchor outside that
+place. The scenery about us was of pleasing ugliness, worthy of George
+Crabbe's poetical painting. To seaward there lay long stretches of mud,
+or banks of a sort of grass--long layers of brown and green ending at
+the frontier of a blue-grey rainy sky; and the land was low, featureless
+(save for a mountain height in the hazy interior) and dark. Close to
+our mooring was the assemblage of motley huts and tenements, galvanized
+iron roofs, tall chimneys, and more notably the grain elevators, under
+which several other steamers were lying. Above the salt marshes a rainbow
+touched the clouds, and too soon the sun was pouring upon everything
+a dazzling sultry heat.
+
+At breakfast the fish which the pilot had brought aboard as a kindly
+offering during the night were eaten, curried. This mode of serving them
+displeased the Saloon. The steward, affecting to be in a philosophic
+doze in his lair, could not fail to have heard such scathing remarks as
+these:
+
+"The nicest fish I've had down here."
+
+"Yes, spoiled."
+
+"Wasted."
+
+"Why the devil must they go and camouflage it?"
+
+"If it had been high we'd have had it neat."
+
+"Must have curry and rice on Monday morning. Mustn't go outside the
+routine."
+
+"Well, you see, if they started on the wrong note on Monday they wouldn't
+be able to pick up the tune for the rest of the week."
+
+"O, it's easy. Steak, steak, steak."
+
+We hurried our breakfast amid these criticisms, as the port authority was
+expected. Towards nine o'clock, all hands being assembled amidships,
+his launch came to the foot of the gangway. Eight sailors in white uniform
+rowed this launch. He divested himself of his sword, came up, and went
+inside Hosea's quarters to "talk things over"; whereupon, the parade
+broke up. The next event was, we changed our mooring. As we passed to the
+new tether, which was among several tramps as ladylike as ourselves, I
+had my first experience of the groaning, screeching and gasping noise
+which the machinery of a dredger can make, as its buckets come round
+on the endless chain and empty themselves into the barge alongside. I
+wonder these contrivances were not introduced during the Passchendaele
+operations. They would have served two purposes, that of keeping a good
+depth of water for the infantry to swim through; and that of demoralizing
+the enemy.
+
+We remained only a few minutes in this new position. Then we moved into a
+dock, lined with warehouses as they appeared, under whose grey tin roofs
+were stacked bags of grain in large profusion. With much shouting and
+manipulating of ropes, we got in, behind the steamer _Caxambu_; alongside
+a framework of piles. On these, even the less accessible slanting
+timbers, many a ship's name scrawled in black or red paint, and often
+followed by the date of the call, addressed the new-comer's eye. In
+these inscriptions the S's, B's, D's, and 9's, had a tendency to be
+reversed. I thought that the exotic poets and others who deny their
+readers capital letters, apostrophes and so forth might here find another
+inspiration. The medley of names included such as the _Trebarthan_, the
+_King Arthur_, the _Alf_, the _Olive_, the _Bilbao_. And the _Keats_;
+why _Keats_? Apart from this mystery, I could not help contrasting
+many of the names with those of the figure-head days, and like the
+posy of a ring, some of them came into my mind, from my reading, the
+_John and Judith_, _Charming Nancy_, _Love and Unity_, _Lancashire Witch_.
+
+Here, the heat seemed to redouble, and the flies to bite harder
+accordingly. For some time nothing much happened. The Captain, after
+being visited by the doctor, ship's chandler and others, but not such a
+swarm as on our previous berthing, went ashore, leaving Bicker, who
+prided himself upon his mathematical faculty, to wrestle with the
+problems of the Customs manifest. I myself had handed over trench
+stores; this looked a worse job, and there were the familiar dilemmas
+of one thing with different names.
+
+The ship was not here, it soon showed, to take her time. Loading began
+after dinner. A leather band or rather gutter working on rollers was
+lifted out from the wharf over each of several holds, and a spout fixed
+at its extremity; the gang in charge spread sacking under the feeding
+band and directed the spout as they wished. Then the machinery behind
+began to drone, and the grain, like a gliding brook, to travel along
+the leather band; whence, at the overturn, it leapt into the spout which
+directed its descent into the hold, while a sort of idle snowstorm of
+chaff and draff glistened thick in the sunlight. Many heads looked
+over the rails to see this process at first, but there was a sameness
+about it and the heads quickly found other occupation. Presently I went
+to look at the activities behind the scenes, where a gang was taking
+bags of grain from a railway truck and emptying them through a grating
+into another travelling conduit, which duly under the flooring of the
+building bore the wheat to the automatic machines. There, it seemed
+to my inept wish to learn, it was amassed until a certain weight was
+registered, and that point reached the heap was flung forward into
+the feeder which ran up to the spout over our hold. Before the yellow
+current arrived there, it had been sampled at intervals by a boy who
+squatted beside, dipping a horn-shaped can on the end of a stick into
+it, and filling thereby small labelled sacks convenient to him.
+
+The Brazilian steamer ahead of us was receiving the grain in bags, which
+looked oddly like pigs asleep as they were hurried along the endless band.
+On this steamer, the _Caxambu_, real live pigs and sheep were routing
+about over the forecastle. I was told that she was an ex-German. Anyway,
+though in deshabille, she was a handsome ship. Her bell was the most
+resonant; the _Bonadventure's_ was known still more surely for a thin
+tinkler when that gong rang.
+
+For the settlement beyond, it was not conspicuous. The spires of Bahia
+Blanca showed up white some few miles inland; the nearer scene was one of
+tin roofs, of railway coaches and wagons, small muddy decks and mud
+flats. Naturally the steward was fishing. But nothing was biting. He
+stood pensively gazing into heaven, even holding the line listlessly, when
+the third mate having collected a good attendance crept up behind him
+as quiet as a cat and jerked the line with the hungry violence of a
+monster, contriving also to make his retreat out of sight before the aged
+angler had quite decided that he was _not_ going to catch a huge bass.
+This heartless deception was very popular. Something was necessary to
+while away the evening despite its bright array of dewy-lighted clouds,
+which suited the coolness of the air. The grumble of the machinery gave
+place to "Cock Robin" and other classic opportunities for bawling; and
+cards were brought out.
+
+The next day, cold enough for every one, and proving that the English
+climate is not alone in its uncertain habits, went on quietly. The party
+who brought the sacks of grain to the door of the railway truck, the
+man who there at singular speed cut away the string from the mouths of
+the sacks, the lads who swept all loose grain from the truck and its
+neighbourhood--all were working to load us as if their lives depended on
+it. Actually, no doubt, this was the case. The _Bonadventure_ ceased to
+tower aloft out of the water.
+
+Bicker, Mead and the passenger-purser passed the evening in the village.
+We went in and out of shops in a casual manner. There was one whose
+contents were sufficiently varied for the sailors' fancy. On one wall
+hung a large collection of crudely cured pelts, the fur of wild cats,
+foxes, and other animals. From the ceiling hung, unpitied, many canaries
+imprisoned in yellow cages; under the counters were displayed baskets made
+of turtle shells, lined with pink sateen. Cigarettes of all nationalities,
+boot polishes of uncertain price and utility, and in the window a regiment
+of notes and coins advertising the money-changer's department, caught
+my eye. There were even old books. As we were leaving two sailors
+entered bearing a cage wrapped in paper. They accosted the fat and greasy
+shopkeeper abruptly.
+
+"Canary eh? died 'smornin' eh?"
+
+(This "eh?" was the mainstay of our Anglo-Argentine intercourse.)
+
+"Ah, Ah, no give monjay!"
+
+"Yes, mucho plenty monjay."
+
+The question in short was, what about giving us our money back?--but we
+could not stop long enough to see the result. Further along, children's
+sandals were ranged in a window. Mead thought that he would shine in a
+pair like them; but the shopkeeper thought his inquiry for sandals size 9
+a good joke.
+
+At this stage, when Mead emerged, I was very sorry to have to call his
+attention to a board in the window, which in his concentration on the
+sandals he had overlooked. It was a board giving the numbers (announced
+that day) of the winning lottery tickets. None of these numbers coincided
+with that owned by Mead.
+
+The disappointment quite naturally led us to the refreshment room at the
+station and kept us there until the hour of closing. The angry Mead in
+some measure became reconciled to the injustice which he had suffered, and
+we all enjoyed the friendliness of the waiters. These, not being over
+busy, played the fool, except one who behind the bar sat with pen and
+ink and a folio blank-book laboriously copying an English exercise on the
+ancient pattern: Have you seen my glove?--Yes, I have seen your glove,
+&c. One endeavoured to persuade us that he was a Russian, and feigned
+a horrid interest in a news paragraph about Lenin. The other indulged in
+an anti-French speech, with gestures. "La Liberte!" he jeered, at the same
+time grasping vigorously in all directions.
+
+Our nights were disturbed by mosquitoes, not so ferocious as formerly,
+and cats. Aboard, it still seemed cold; but ashore there was little
+breeze, and my walks round the town were warm work. The outskirts of this
+ramshackle place were dreary, but I liked them better than city streets.
+They formed a loose encampment of tin, or plaster, or matchboard, in
+which one would perhaps notice most the open drains, the chickens, goats
+(some of them of most sheepish appearance), cows, pigs, cats, dogs of
+the silly sort, sunflowers, and gentlemen in blue cotton trousers, about
+the thresholds. Grumble as you may at militarism, most army camps
+would have been better favoured in some respects: since here, despite the
+prospects of mud suggested by the dust of the present season, no hut
+seemed to have a raised approach, whether stone causeway or duck-walk.
+I never walked into Bahia Blanca, though not far short of its tall
+spires, but found these habitations a sufficient view; the way back to
+the _Bonadventure_ might be over a moorish level, thickly grown over
+with yellow flowering weed, and all sorts of drouthy "flora of the
+marsh." Marsh, however, it was not, the soil being thoroughly baked and
+cracked. Here were a few birds, that seemed to me the thrushes of the
+place; a few butterflies; beetles, lying dead here and there; lizards
+in greater number. But the fields hereabouts had all a solitary look.
+Often the track was inches deep in dust.
+
+On one of my walks, the wireless operator being with me, we were seen
+going up from the wharf by the ship's carpenter, who, it afterwards
+came out, had tried to attract our attention by shouting. The reason for
+his attempt is interesting. He was, in fact, at that time in "calaboosh,"
+having been haled thither during the night, according to a prophecy of
+Mead's. Looking too long on the wine (three glasses, by his reckoning)
+and the beer (one innocent glass), he had succeeded in arriving abreast
+of the Brazilian next to us. At this point, he had the misfortune to
+lose the way to the _Bonadventure_; and presently for his safety the
+police took him to the cells. Thence, the next afternoon, Chips was
+released, and that without even a fine. The winter wind is not so unkind
+as this cadaverous man's ingratitude to the gendarmes for their kindly
+act. Asked about it, he complained in loud and bitter terms that such
+things should be, and
+
+ with swinish phrase
+ Soiled their addition.
+
+This episode appeared to please the mate, Meacock, in no small degree.
+He recounted other imprisonments; told of black sheep among crews newly
+arrived from Sing Sing and similar haunts, for whose arrest a warrant
+was always handed to the police as soon as the ship arrived in port;
+described the difficulty of getting these incorrigibles from the ship to
+the wharf, the police having no sanction to touch them on the ship; and
+how the Brazilian police got the upper hand of bruisers towering above
+them by lambasting them with the flat of their swords.
+
+Lethargy and grain dust seemed to hang in our air together. The
+exploration of Ingeniero White as an amusement became less liked as
+time went on, and as sometimes the dull sky broke in a drizzle of rain.
+One hatch was filled with wheat; the gang trimmed it quickly; and the
+loading of the other hatches continued apace, so that our going to sea
+again looked close at hand. The sailors and apprentices with pots of
+paint were perched at various points above and beside the ship; and it
+was no great surprise to me when one of the boys, much given to
+recreation, suddenly appeared in a waterlogged state.
+
+The town was not without its Mission to Sailors. It depended upon the
+energies of a very small English community, of course, but they kept up
+a comfortable room, where dancing and singing were entered upon in
+the evenings; the standards of pastime required by Bicker and Mead,
+however, were not reached. It pleased them to drift about; to call at
+the refreshment room of the station and throw dice for drinks, to prowl
+about the town with an independent air. The funds at the disposal of
+this party were dwindling. It was therefore proposed to take to the
+vile syrup known as _cana_ instead of whisky, and an ingenious logic
+was discovered in favour of the plan, apart from the great cheapness of
+the cana. As thus: Even at B.A. (did you but know it) you often had
+turpentine sold you for whisky; in fact, here, if you asked for whisky,
+ten to one that what you received was cana at four times its proper
+price. Better ask for cana straight away. This reasoning in favour of an
+adopted plan could not be answered except by sudden wealth. These
+driftings were mainly spent in wondering what to do next. (The only real
+prospect was, to get back to the ship.) If any decision was made, it was
+a picturesque one. For instance, the town being abed, we went into a
+general stores where there was a light showing the proprietor about to
+close. Somewhat to his surprise, and after the first few moments to his
+discontent, supper was taken, dog biscuits and cream cheese, washed
+down with yellow cana--a more inflammatory distillation even than the
+white. And so home.
+
+
+
+
+XX
+
+
+We did not get away so quickly as had been thought, and as every one
+seemed to wish. Heavy skies came on, giving the slack waters a leaden
+look. The air, though it was not hot, was close; and the fine dust from
+the grain which carpeted all the decks began to sit heavy on the lungs.
+Among the business outstanding remained that of stowing 7,500 bags in
+the bunker hatch--slower work, clearly, than the loading in bulk which had
+until now been the method with the _Bonadventure_. Bicker and Mead, as
+they supervised the trimming of hatches that had been filled, wore a
+melancholy look, nor was the entry at breakfast of two young men from the
+Customs, though pleasant acquaintances, considered a relief. If clouds
+disappeared, and left the day like a furnace, there was every facility
+for doing nothing at all. Even at evening the cabins were filled with
+tepid air and flies: and most of us might be found leaning over the
+rails in silence, watching sunset's orange red colour to the prime and
+die away again in the sky and the water below it, scarcely marked with
+a ripple; and then the moon riding high above our bridge, itself not
+unexalted, not ungraceful by its proximity to the warehouse. In such a
+night comes Mead, and a consultation ends in my approaching Mouldytop
+the steward with respectful petition for ship's biscuits. These soon
+refreshed in my mind Solomon's choosing a dish of herbs and love over a
+stalled ox and hatred.
+
+The time now arrived when I was honourably appointed to a job of work. I
+felt proud indeed when Meacock explained it to me. It was, to keep
+count of the number of bags of grain shipped for the bunker hatch and
+another one aft. The tallyman employed by the merchants kept his record,
+shouting out his "Una, dos, tres" until each tally of bags was complete;
+the ship's representative looked on at the descending bags and made his
+oblique strokes in his book accordingly. This work in effect was not so
+simple as it sounds; sometimes after a pause the bags would be let
+loose suddenly and in quick succession, nor moreover was it possible to
+question the other tallyman at the moments of disagreement, since he
+spoke no English and I no Spanish.
+
+This delivery of some thousands of bags was to be completed in the course
+of a day, but was not. The arrangement of shoots for the bags to travel
+down was as neat as a scenic railway: they slid down one, were deflected
+by a fixed bag at the foot of it to another shoot at right angles to
+it, and so on down to the caverns and the packers. The day's work ended,
+but some thousands of bags remained to be put aboard, and I felt that I
+was growing used to times and seasons nautical, "the ways of a ship," in
+the cook's phrase. When a sergeant-major says, Parade at 8.30, he is
+understood to have ordered a parade for 8.15; but I suspect that at sea,
+should the tramp be expected away this week, next week is the actual
+time of departure.
+
+Newspapers reached the ship from Buenos Aires, one day old, and by that
+time having an antiquarian value of twenty centavos, or fourpence. In
+consequence we generally went without; yet somehow important news, such as
+the result of Cardiff City versus Tottenham Hotspur, was quickly passed
+round. Unimportant, such as the latest development in the Anglo-Irish
+situation, was considered "politics," and its seeker ignored.
+
+The wharves were haunted, it goes without saying, by rats; more publicly,
+by dogs. One grey giant was regarded, especially by the mess-room boy,
+with romantic fondness. His history, if his, was current. He was "a
+Yankee," but had lost his passage in the North American ship to which he
+belonged; and now, it was maintained, he made a complete round of all the
+docks, boarded every ship that came in, and looked into the alleyways
+to try and recognize his own. The dog did, I agree, wear a saddened
+expression. But, discreetly, I did not feel sure about his sentimental
+journey. It was "Mess-room" too who encouraged a cat to prepare for the
+homeward voyage, and I cannot say that he at first appeared likely to
+persuade the animal, which, shut in for the night, like Chips on a
+recent occasion, gave vent to piercing miaows. Parrots and monkeys,
+without which surely no sailor should ever return to his native village,
+were alike scarce.
+
+The subject of my future standing in the village tavern had already been
+discussed when others failed. It now arose again. The saloon's ideas
+of rural England were almost as broad as mine of sea life. They could
+see or affected to see nothing else in agriculture but one large joke;
+and its communities as so many tribes of gaping lads in smocks, with
+churchwardens, clustering about the oldest inhabitant. I had told them
+not once nor twice that no one in my village had any sense of distance,
+or wish to travel, or to hear of travels. But still it was believed
+that on my return I should be received at the inevitable "Green Cow" or
+"Pig and Whistle" with roars of applause, all mouths in the shape of
+O's, all attentions grappled to my lightest word. More probably, I
+hinted, if I were to return and mention as a news item a voyage in a
+tramp to South America, the patronage would preserve a chilling silence,
+as who should say, "We are too old for these youthful frivolities. We are
+not amused"; and would then resume the old buzz of 'sheening and jack
+hares and the riches of the rich'-- But I was not heard.
+
+Lightning, a passion with me, grew bright and furious towards the end of
+our stay, about the fall of darkness; in its blue flare, it was startling
+to see how like a wreck a Swedish motor-ship, which had put in because
+of a fire aboard, lay lonely at some distance from us. Presently the
+rain came down and cooled the air; the night grew quiet then, the far
+thunder dying out, or if there was noise, it was the cricket's cry, and
+the gruff brief conversation of the ship's watchman with his comrade
+on the wharf as he passed by.
+
+Sunday came again, day of washing for Meacock and others; day of eggs and
+bacon for the Saloon's breakfast, and with it special duff and crimson
+sauce for dinner, tinned pineapple and cake for tea. Fortified thus,
+Bicker and Mead and myself go a-fishing on the opposite quay, where some
+Argentines have been catching fine fish. Now it is, to the best of my
+memory, the fact that I have never yet caught one fish on Sunday; and
+so I should have been wiser than to have joined in this excursion. Luck
+stopped dead as soon as we began, and to make things worse, through a
+sleepy reply of Bicker's I imagined the line to be made fast to the jetty,
+and threw out the sinker with special success "far out at sea." That line
+was not made fast. It had belonged to the steward. He, when he heard
+the disaster, stood in a kind of _rigor_, gazing at high heaven as one
+insensible to misfortune.
+
+And now came our last day at Ingeniero White. Not too soon, it seemed;
+the scenery of the port having but little of freshness, and the drama
+of loading again lacking in situations. Mosquitoes here served me well
+by arousing me in the early morning, as I was instructed to take a
+hand at six with tallying the bags of grain. I was there to the moment,
+but my duty proved to be that of standing by, enjoying life. At twelve,
+all hands were mustered amidships and numbered by the port authority,
+and one was missing. At length it was found out who, namely, one Towsle
+the sleepiest of the apprentices, and where--in his bath, dozing unaware
+of the parade outside the door. The pilot came aboard at three, and the
+tug _Lydia_ presented herself to guide the _Bonadventure_ out: there was
+much business with ropes fore and aft, and the ship swinging round was
+free of the wharf about the top of the tide. The warehouses with their
+stacks of bags, slippered blue-trousered handymen, surpliced overseers
+with their sampling hollow bayonets, railway trucks and capstans,
+ubiquitous dogs and all, began to recede. But we had not come more than a
+couple of miles from the elevators, nor out of sight of the refugee-like
+town behind them, when we anchored to await Hosea. At a considerable
+space from the town, all alone, we saw as we waited the big drab square
+building euphemistically known aboard as the "variety show." It was a
+sad sight, and to me in its significance of some people's luck in this
+world, a challenge to my random cheerful philosophy, which I have not yet
+been able entirely to dismiss.
+
+Presently from the land a storm began to foreshadow itself, and suddenly
+there was a burst of wild piping wind, like a spiteful cry, that flung
+sharp rain over us and in scarcely a minute had died down again. Its
+short career sent every one interested scampering to take in the canvas
+awnings, and left a breeze which when the captain arrived in a launch,
+carrying some newspapers, blew them round him like a garment. He was
+wearing a straw hat. He jammed it on with a will and hurried up the
+rope ladder. With his return, we were at sea again, though not yet in
+the open.
+
+The evening was one of strange majesty. One saw clouds amassing in every
+similitude of mountainous immensity and ascent, and wild lights everywhere
+burning among them; but most of all, a tawny lion's colour mantled in a
+great tract of the sky and below shone dim yet in a manner dazzling
+from the darkening water. The heat of the day had been oven-like.
+Lightnings began after a red weeping sunset, sheet lightnings often
+veined with the fiercest forks of white flame, wreaths of golden fire,
+volleys, cataracts, serpents; and these danced about the horizon until
+daybreak, sometimes in silence, sometimes with deep but weary-sounding
+thunderclaps. The light that these wanderers cast was often of an
+intensity scarcely credible. A deluge of rain was always imminent, but
+only towards dawn arrived.
+
+The _Bonadventure_ had been, under these innumerable lights, making quiet
+way down an avenue of buoys twinkling in their degree, and came into view
+of the lightship beyond them. The pilot sounded the siren (for he was to
+leave us here), and in reply to the second call of the siren the lamp of a
+boat pulling out towards us appeared. It was good-bye to the pilot and
+his bag, which on the end of a rope now caused a moment's interest; the
+engines, stopped to let him depart, were started again, and the captain
+fixed the ship's course. Mead's watch, as usually it was, shared by the
+purser, engaged us in more recollections of the great war; and in the
+glitter first of a swarm of dragon-flies, then presently the surly gleam
+of the lightning, we talked on until midnight. I admired him for having
+already forgotten all about his disappointment in the lottery, and begun
+with new hopes according to his motto; _Quo fata vocant_.
+
+
+
+
+XXI
+
+
+The breakfast steaks were leathery past anticipations. The flies in
+the cabin were thousands strong. But the _Bonadventure_ was homeward
+bound, and a general spirit of liveliness prevailed. Conversation was
+running much upon the value of the mark, for it was to Hamburg that we
+were believed to be going. Base hopes were expressed that the rate of
+exchange might be a thousand to the pound. No one imagined that this
+would some day be surpassed by eleven thousand. The Argentine had been
+expensive; the cheapness of Germany was thrown up all the clearer.
+As, however, I had no anxiety to buy a safety razor, mouth-organs,
+clocks, and pocket manicure sets, to which and other articles like them
+I imagined the German cheapness would be limited, I was not elated on
+that score.
+
+At any rate, here we were steaming north at a steady speed, with a light
+breeze ahead, and the coast of the Argentine slipping past, dimly seen.
+And everything was bent for England. For weeks the chief had expressed a
+longing for pancakes at almost every meal; and now, auspicious, they
+came. On the other hand, the cheese was done. Dark suspicions about a
+certain cake were also whispered; knowing ones, whose information was
+that Hosea had sent one aboard from Bahia Blanca for the benefit of
+the saloon, saw villainy in the delay of its forthcoming. When it did
+appear its pomp of white icing and green and red crescents, and diamonds
+of fruit ornaments, certainly warranted an anxiety, as for crown jewels.
+
+Meacock, the ever-busy and never-flustered, about this time showed me
+his private notebook, in which he had from time to time copied verses
+and aphorisms, chiefly from _Nash's Magazine_, which he considered worthy.
+In this anthology of his I might have seen the signs of a literary
+revival aboard which shortly afterwards befell. I daresay he would have
+expanded a remark of his, "Novels were untrue to life, but life was not
+by itself interesting enough" (during the war he had commanded a trawler
+in the Mediterranean), had not the slow flash of a lighthouse appeared
+on the port side. He climbed to Monkey Island to take a bearing. The
+blurred lights of Mar del Plata past, our course was altered to agree
+with the set-back of the coast. Mead came up for his watch, eight bells
+went, and Meacock departed. His "Ay, ay" to the retiring steersman's
+report, the apprentice's reading of the log, and the forward lookout's
+shout "The lights are bright, sir," always had a handsome resonance and
+lingering dignity.
+
+Mead was by this time full of Hamburg, and he kept breaking into songs
+in very low Low German, and memories of one Helen, not without sighs.
+That romance was not the first, nor the last, which I heard from him. He
+would show me Hamburg! and by way of a Pisgah look, he drew gay pictures
+of that town, omitting however its architectural glories. Like critics
+of nature poetry, he saw the world in terms of men and women: and Hamburg
+as the location of dancing saloons and a singular exhibition of waxworks.
+
+The evening had at first looked stormy, and sharp fits of lightning lit
+the low clouds, but all passed by. The clear and cool heaven was left,
+diamonded with steady constellations, and crowned with the round moon
+"and a star or two beside"; below like a field of silver lay the sea,
+and the quiet ship flung by veils of lily foam, and the shadows stealthily
+counter-changed the glistening decks. In these calm airs and waters, she
+made such good speed that the next afternoon we came in view of Monte
+Video. The pilot took over the bridge, and we were soon at anchor in
+the harbour, which seemed thronged with ships. Our business here was
+to load bunker coal, and as our coal was at the moment aboard a collier
+which was to be seen some distance out of the breakwaters, nothing was
+done this first evening. The news that his coal was yet to arrive at
+Monte Video was cheerfully imparted to Phillips with the comment, "Well,
+anyway, chief, you'll get your coal nice and fresh"; but he seemed by no
+means consoled. Nor did the assurance of the shipping clerk--a somewhat
+lilified young man in immaculate blue serge--that "Our Cardiff house have
+let us down badly," act as a charm upon his depression. He told me to
+stand by for the office of tallying at seven the next morning, and I
+thanked him. The request implied, perhaps, the paternal anxiety for my
+avoiding mischievous indolence which he had shown before.
+
+But meanwhile what was there to do? We lay at a distance from the
+shore, and had therefore no distraction. I watched the lighthouse on
+the hill, the buoys, the ship's signals, the trams on the quay, the other
+illuminant causes all round us; I listened to a brass band which, for
+whatever reason, was playing close to the harbour until late in the
+evening; and then, driven to extremes, I sat down to write a "novel"
+which became my refuge from ennui during what remained of my holiday,
+but which I fear will never be finished. I spoke to Mead about it. He
+thought little of my hero. I agreed to have the hero killed in a bayonet
+fight near Alberta pill-box, but he thought I might go still nearer to
+propriety and have the hero kill his man, and go through his pockets.
+There did seem something in this suggestion, and a few years ago such an
+ending as it conjured up would have been popular, I think:
+
+ "The battle was over. Whistling 'Tipperary,' and placing the
+ wallet and watch of his prostrate antagonist in the pocket of
+ his body shield, Arthur strode onward to join his comrades at
+ their evening meal in Houthulst Wood. Here let us leave him,
+ calmly facing the morrow as only an Englishman can.
+
+ "THE END."
+
+The next day brought the worst weather that we had met since we left the
+Channel. At first it was merely cool and mild; but that was misleading.
+Down came the rain, thick, cold, and steady; and there seemed a sufficient
+supply to last until we left. I noticed it, myself, with more especial
+observation, at my post of tallyman.
+
+In the drizzle the lighters came alongside bringing the coal in bags.
+The stevedore's gang and their own overseers arrived aboard. One of
+these overseers was an Englishman, who by his manner and speech had
+evidently been brought up in a widely different setting; but it was none
+of our business, though Bicker and others considered it a disgrace for an
+Englishman to be so employed. All I heard was that he came from the
+West of England, and that he was wild (which appeared sufficiently in his
+countenance); and I admired his intellect, and tried to make him feel
+that. The other overseer was a fat old Italian, who tallied with me for
+the lighter on the port side.
+
+As these men and the poor fellows who were emptying the sacks into the
+hatches or trimming the coal down below had been at work all the night,
+it was not surprising that our affairs moved slowly. The winch, steaming
+and thudding and jerking in a mutinous mood, brought up four bags at
+a time, on my side. The sling that held them was lowered to the deck, the
+hands rushed to swing them on to the improvised platforms beside the
+hatches, with a concerted roaring as if over the capture of a tiger. While
+these bags were being emptied, the sling would be descending into the
+lighter again; and so it continued, with a fog of coal particles
+wrapping the neighbourhood. The gang was a mixed multitude. Nationality
+might have been anything. The prevailing colour was a sable (unsilvered),
+under which mask might be distinguished Italian, Portuguese, Japanese,
+West Indian, and other types. Among the most energetic of those who
+were emptying the bags, the most vocal of the roarers, there was a
+tall, thin, humorous fellow who reminded me irresistibly of a brilliant
+poet and miscellanist of the modern school. I thought of that dazzling
+smile, that aesthetic face transferred to the surroundings of Chelsea,
+and what a success, if looks meant anything, he ought to be! So strongly
+did I feel that in his hours of leisure and coallessness he was a
+critic of verse and _moeurs_ that I almost asked him his name.
+
+My co-tallyman was pleasantly disposed. He asked me if I would give
+him one of several casks standing near the galley. I referred him to
+Phillips, who referred him to Meacock, who referred him elsewhere. We
+disagreed now and then over the tally, but I was able to hold my own.
+The _lex talionis_ was in force. Sometimes I was induced to accept his
+surplus over my figure as accurate, but then I would take him back at
+another opportunity, and ignore his doleful "Make it _threeee_." My
+imagination lagged behind his, which seemed to see occasional slings
+put aboard by aerial hands, and aerial coal at that, and these went
+down in his book. But altogether we "made it." Mutual mistrust served
+the public good.
+
+The chief lent me a boiler suit, for which I was insufficient, and added
+an old macintosh presently. I soon grew black; even the tallyman, though
+he seemed to have some natural gift in his stubbled skin which repelled
+the grime, grew black. Presently I was disguised in the order of things
+as a film thug, with waterlogged cap sagging over eyes heavily inlaid in
+blackness. Tired as the labourers must have been, they went on working
+as if they liked it, grinning, singing, enjoying comments upon each other,
+and refreshing themselves with cheroots, cigarettes, peaches, or sups
+from cans containing a brown decoction like strong tea. They ceased at
+four.
+
+It was by way of variation in the evening that Bicker and Mead fell upon
+me, with the idea of shampooing the begrimed tallyman. Zambuk (Hosea's
+trusted salve), lime cream, and talcum powder were employed. There was
+a struggle, however, which disturbed Meacock opposite. He came to the
+rescue, but leaping upon the two barbers, who were holding me down, he
+forgot that I was underneath. "Rough house," the word went round.
+
+When the stevedore's men arrived the following day, they were almost to
+a man rigged out in the cleanest of suits, or costumes rather. This
+was, to the best of my information, not the habit with the British
+trimmer. Their hats were pleasing to the eye. In his jet-black felt,
+my poetry-critic looked the picture of a member of the _Athenaeum_ staff
+(lamented _Athenaeum_!). Others wore the type of hat but not the manner. A
+number of matey caps, check and khaki and indigo, then white wideawakes as
+though for haymaking, and a few pillbox-like creations in crimson and
+daffodil, made part of the splendour. Some of the coalheavers wore
+large sashes amidships, sashes of lurid colour also, violet and plum,
+extra shade. In the shirts, more colour appeared. Here, like Aurora,
+stepped Antonio in salmon pink; there, was a construction of red and
+green rings on a white background. The bright-blue cotton suits added
+to the general effect. Curious that these workers should come so clean,
+only to be coated with coal-dust in half an hour! It spoke well for their
+outlook.
+
+The work was much as before. Wheelbarrows had to be got to put the sacks
+beside other hatches which the winch did not command. The chief had some
+argument with the Italian foreman about the last two hundred bags, which
+he wished to be shot into the starboard hatch only, to bring the ship up
+straight. The foreman asked him to withdraw this. "Damn you!" roared
+Phillips, and put an end to the matter, "when I say NO I mean NO. Don't
+you understand plain English?"
+
+So that was that, and my job finished. The bosun and his worthies
+quickly gathered to remove the disgraceful signs of bunkering; they swept
+and garnished, the stylish shipping clerk came aboard with his final
+papers to see Hosea and Phillips. Already the pilot was on the bridge;
+soon we were slowly backing away from our mooring. The blue peter was
+hauled down, the gangway got in. The _Bonadventure_ was manoeuvred past
+the breakwaters and down the marked channel, at whose last buoy, or soon
+afterwards, the tug to fetch the pilot came alongside. As he withdrew
+in her she sounded the three blasts or rather hoots meaning a "Bon
+voyage," and our own burly voice sounded three times in acknowledgment.
+The many turrets and spires, chimneys and gaunt roofs of Monte Video,
+distinctly ranged along a rainy sky with shelves of rock-like cloud,
+lessened duly; the evening came on. Still the coast appeared here and
+there, its yellow sands, its dark-blue cliffs and hills, and as if
+shouldering the dull and heavy sky the sun burned out with a golden power
+before he departed.
+
+Mead bade good-bye for a short time--in all probability--and myself for
+a long time, to South America, still symbolized by its lighthouses and
+the night-glow of a seaside town or two. Once again I felt a regret that
+I had not seen the elder Buenos Aires, whose extinction was no doubt a
+wise thing, but which surely must have triumphed as a thing of beauty
+over the present cubic blocks of utility. Mead was not sentimental about
+going to sea once more. He was too deeply engaged with devising a piece
+of invective against an enemy for an alleged injury, and immersed in the
+troubles of rhyme. I thought he was acquitting himself very well.
+
+
+
+
+XXII
+
+
+I have mentioned a scarcely concealed feeling in the saloon against the
+omniscience of the wireless operator. That was not all the opposition
+to which this youth of the glazed locks was subject. He was understood,
+while the ship was at sea, to receive news issued daily, and frequently
+when a subject was being discussed by the ship's officers he sat there
+in possession of the facts but with serene indifference to the general
+interest. In this, he was carrying out the regulations, I imagine; but
+his behaviour resembled that of the dog in the manger. To aggravate
+this sense of injustice, he rashly told some one that the news might
+be taken at three guineas.
+
+This in the first place affected the saloon only. But it happened that
+throughout the ship there was a particular desire for information. At
+home, the football season was at its zenith. Important matches, in the
+Leagues and the Cup competition, were known to be playing; and one
+man on the ship when she was out at sea could, and it was believed did,
+hear the results. But never a word said he. Looking in at the galley
+during the evening to brew my cocoa, I would find animated discussion of
+the favourite teams in progress. Kelly, the "Mess-room," would wipe his
+fist across his mouth and huskily explain. "It's like this, mister." He
+had known other wireless operators who gladly announced the football
+results. But this fellow--he was too b---- stuck-up, mister--"The
+Marconi," the term which he used for the offending operator, savoured
+queerly of the phrase "The Bedlam" in _King Lear_.
+
+Such was the background against which Mead's vision of the unfortunate
+Sparks stood out, and with the particular unfriendliness which I must
+briefly describe. Earlier in the trip, Sparks had, in Mead's opinion,
+adopted a tone of equality and then even of command towards him, in the
+course of the ship's routine. Mead had immediately resorted to warlike
+acts. Sparks lodged a written complaint with Hosea, who gave both parties
+the best advice. But it was a false step in Sparks to send in this
+communication, which would if forwarded have cost Mead, perhaps, his
+living; and it was made worse by Sparks's glib defence, "I was doing my
+duty," since he had been at a safe distance from the war when Mead's
+duty lay on the Gallipoli beaches. And he still affected to think of
+upholding his letter.
+
+Matters were therefore strained, and the more they were so the more Mead
+liked it. "Don't let me catch you ashore," had been his way of passing
+Sparks the time of day in port; at sea, he growled abuse at him whenever
+he saw him, and if no better occasion offered itself, would suddenly
+thrust his face in all the semblance of murderous intention through the
+open porthole of the young man's room and utter calm, deliberate, and
+unnatural purposes.
+
+In this feud, my position was not comfortable. Unlicked as he was (up to
+the present) and devoid of fine points, the Marconi, whose cabin was
+neighbour to mine, wished me no harm, and even sought my esteem. Mead,
+whom I did esteem, was discontented with any half-measures on my part, and
+in any case I felt bound to observe neutrality. But the capers of my
+angry friend were often amusing, the declarations of duty conscientiously
+executed by his _bete noir_--Mead had a weakness for style--were not. And
+it is scarcely necessary to repeat, the general view of Sparks was not a
+moral support to Mead even if he had "no case."
+
+On the occasion that I described, Mead had decided to drive his point
+well home with the aid of rhyme. I took a copy of his somewhat indecorous
+production. It had many "spirited couplets," embodying considerable
+observations:
+
+ To see you promenade the deck
+ Gives me a pain in my ruddy neck.
+
+Sparks had been unwise, again, in mentioning his pleasure in the
+slaughterer's trade, and past experience. Mead did not miss the
+opportunity.
+
+ If the blood of sheep could make you glow
+ Come and dare to make mine flow.
+ I am no hero out for gore,
+ I had the wind up in the war.
+
+Names and menaces came fast and furious.
+
+ ... Flowers there'll be which you won't smell,
+ You swob, you'll learn a lot in hell.
+ Had I been called half these things
+ Some one or I'd be wearing wings.
+
+This effusion, laboriously printed in CAPITALS so that its effect on the
+recipient should be the more demoralizing, headed THE ANSWER, and signed
+in characteristic fashion NULLI SECUNDUS, was to have been handed to its
+theme in the saloon. Eventually, Mead rejected that as perhaps contrary to
+tradition, and handed it in at the porthole aforesaid; but its object,
+the arranging of "a little bout," was not achieved.
+
+
+
+
+XXIII
+
+
+A literary epoch began. Bicker, our authentic poet, and not an opportunist
+like Mead, had been proposing a magazine for some little time past. On
+a Saturday afternoon, he decided to produce the first number for the
+Sunday following. The circulation was to be six: there being no aids
+aboard such as the clay or hectograph, each copy had to be written by hand
+throughout. Into this labour I, with the editor's satirical comments
+upon my profession, was at once pressed. Material in prose and verse
+was given to me, and filled three foolscap pages in a close handwriting.
+I copied out these contributions, which scarcely stood the test of a
+second reading, six times: and was rewarded with a vile headache. I
+hoped the magazine would succeed, but only once. Bicker, like a born
+editor, copied out his portion without feeling any the worse, and his
+appreciation of the fare which he was providing grew with every copy.
+
+The final details, however, delayed the appearance of the _Optimist_
+until Sunday afternoon. Bicker said in self-protection that no Sunday
+paper is available in the provinces before breakfast. When the _Optimist_
+was published, there was no question of its being welcomed. It was of
+the familiar kind, which seems to satisfy enough readers to satisfy its
+promoters. A fable in a dialect generally considered a skilful parody of
+the Old Testament, "Things we want to know," reports of the football
+season at Buenos Aires, Answers to Correspondents, a poetical libel
+beginning "It is an ancient Mariner," and much besides, principally from
+the editor's pen, formed the bulk of it. There were columns devoted to
+Amusements, and Advertisements of the principal business heads aboard. A
+copy made its way aft to the bosun and his sea-dogs--the gentlemen who
+were announced in it as the Chain Lightning Gang. Sitting on the poop in
+Sunday neatness, they gave it a good reception. The bosun himself had
+been ill, but was better after reading it.
+
+With some copies a supplement was issued, and collectors will not need to
+be advised to acquire these rarities. This supplement was a page of
+drawings, by Mead, of common objects at Buenos Aires. The obese laundress,
+Mme. Maria Maggi, was perhaps conspicuous among these (on another page
+a report was printed that she had died, leaving L300,000 to her lean
+charioteer). The watchman, with a label giving one of his typical
+blasphemies, "Got-a-d---- b----" this, that, and the other, was seen at
+full length. The altercation between the manager of the wharf (attached
+to a balloon lettered YOU.ARE.USING.MY.BUCKETS. I.AM.THE.BANDOLIERO) and
+Meacock, smoking as always and nevertheless replying YOU.BIG.STIFF _ore
+rotundo_, was chronicled. And considering who the artist was, and his
+recent poem, it was not surprising to find a malevolent caricature of one
+still with us.
+
+One afternoon, sleeping within my cabin, I heard the mate altering the
+ship's course with "Hard a starboard" and so on, and feeling this to be
+out of the ordinary I went out to see why. A mile off there was something
+in the sea, which the apprentices declared to be a small boat with a
+flag flying. I felt the light of adventure breaking in upon the murky
+tramp. But as we drew nearer, the castaway proved to be nothing more
+than a buoy, and visions of picking up a modern Crusoe faded suddenly. The
+ship was put back to her course.
+
+The breeze ahead grew stronger, and in the early morning, the sky being
+quite grey, a slate-grey sea was running in sizable crests and valleys
+and tossing the spray high aboard. "The devil's in the wind already."
+"And the bread." The cook's reputation was gone at a blow. He, like a
+wicket-keeper, did well without any notice taken; lapsed a moment, and
+every one was barking. It seemed he had been unfortunate in the yeast
+supplied him. There were sallies of wit: "Now's the time to pave the
+alley," "Pass the holystone," over this doughy circumstance. For some
+time, in the words of the Cambridge prize poet, the bread "was not
+better, he was much the same," and ship's biscuits became unexpectedly
+favourite. They were stiff but excellent eating; would have rejoiced
+the soul of my late general, the noted "Admiral" H., alias "Monty,"
+alias "The Schoolmaster," and other aliases. Can he ever be forgotten for
+those diurnal and immortal questions of his, "Did your men have porridge
+this morning?" and "Why did you not order your cook to give your men
+duff to-day?" It wanted little imagination to picture him under his gold
+oak leaves nibbling with dignity at a ship's biscuit and saying, "Very
+good, Harrison, uncommonly tasty--I shall recommend them to Division."
+
+The sea presently under a brightened sky grew to a rare intensity of
+blue, that was at its most radiant in the overswirl of water sheered by
+the bows. Gallant enough the _Bonadventure_ looked in the marvellous
+expanse, having by dint of much early-morning swilling and swabbing thrown
+the worst of her nighted colour off; but almost every day I heard bad
+wishes to the designer of her, though on the score of utility, not the
+pleasure of the eye. My fancy of a full-rigged ship bowing over these rich
+seas was usually corrected with reference to "wind-bags"--not folks like
+me, but ships.
+
+Then there came rain, drizzling on doggedly hour after hour. The drops
+hung on the railings like autumn dews on meadow fences. One of the effects
+of such weather was that the cat, who had been induced after all to
+make the trip, was driven to look about for a quiet, sheltered corner,
+and having found one, was driven to look again. Finally she chose the
+chart-room and settled upon the chart. South America was sodden with
+rain and black with paw-marks when the second mate looked in, and that
+cat, black or not, would have passed over, but for her being shortly to
+become a mother. That fact also accounted for her worried expression,
+voice, and manner, which I had misread as symptoms of sea-sickness.
+
+And still the dull and rainy sky. When I went out one morning, the mate
+leaned over the bridge rail and said, "You're the blooming Jonah! Now
+look at that damn'd smoke." I looked at the customary coaly vapour flying
+aft, but was unenlightened. "You Jonah," he went on, "you've brought
+this wind, and it's carrying the cinders all over my new paint." Now,
+I suspected the cat was the cause of the trouble; but my guilt was urged
+by the chief also, as a current of a mile an hour was setting us back.
+
+Not only the mariners of the _Bonadventure_ lived in suspense, awaiting
+the football results.
+
+"That fellow was funny this morning."
+
+"Yes, you could see the excitement in his lamp."
+
+"What was this?"
+
+"Why, about four the So-and-so passed us, and the mate on watch signalled
+us: 'Do you know the result of Tottenham v. Cardiff City?' So we sent back
+that Cardiff had won but we didn't know the score. This fellow sent back:
+'Oh, well done, Cardiff!' but he was that excited, he could scarcely hit
+out a letter right. His first message had been--well, beautifully sent;
+now his lamp was all over the place."
+
+"We could almost see him dancing about the bridge!"
+
+Spragg, the assistant steward, sometimes came to swab my cabin. He had
+been in a battalion of the 38th Division, when my own Division relieved
+them in January 1917 on the Canal Bank at Ypres; and he had been like
+myself a witness and a part of the mammoth preparations of that summer,
+which ended in such terrible failure. His manner and humorous way of
+telling tales beside which the "Pit and Pendulum" appears to me an
+idle piece of pleasantry, unspeakably brought back the queer times and
+places which we had both seen. I saw him in my mind's eye, keen and
+frank, standing behind his kit with "headquarters company"--those amiable
+wits--at Elverdinghe Chateau (Von Kluck's rumoured country seat, for it
+was never in my time bombarded); or with pick or shovel stooping along in
+the Indian file of dark forms towards that vaunted, flimsy breastwork,
+Pioneer Trench at Festubert.
+
+But still my share of Mead's watch was my best recreation. Our talk was
+disturbed but little; perhaps by the signals of some ship passing by, or
+by some unusual noise, such as one evening we heard with a slight shock. A
+succession of rifle-shots, it sounded; and the cause was evidently some
+great fish departing by leaps and bounds from the approach of that
+greater one the _Bonadventure_. The interruption over, he would go on
+with plans for a future in Malay. "This life," he would say, "is killing
+me." He was quite as healthy, mind and body, as any man aboard. I liked
+his occasional rhapsodies, in which the smell of burning sandalwood
+and of cotton trees, the clearings in sinister forests with the jewelled
+birds, the rough huts, the dark ladies with the hibiscus flowers in
+their hair, and the lone white settler (ex-digger Mead) thinking his
+thoughts in the evening, all played their part. He wished the world
+back in 1860; it had outdistanced him.
+
+
+
+
+XXIV
+
+
+It blew from the north-east strong against us always, and we were
+travelling more slowly. The sun returned, however, among those ethereal
+white clouds which to perfection fulfil the poet's word "Pavilions";
+we ran on into a dark sea ridged and rilled with glintering silver, yet
+seemed never to reach it, remaining in a bright blue race of waters
+scattered, port and starboard, with white wreaths, waters leaping from
+the heavy flanks of the ship in a seethe of gossamer atoms and glass-green
+cascade.
+
+The immediate scene was one of painters and paint-pots, and linen flying
+on the lines. "This wind's playing hell with my curls," said one or two.
+The matter with me was, that my room was almost untenable. I opened the
+port at my peril; to do so was to entertain billows of coal-dust from the
+bunkers below. White paint, the order of the day, whether flat white or
+white enamel, made progress about the ship by an amateur dangerous, too.
+
+The apparition of the steward under the evening lamps dressed in a
+smock--he was of ample make--and brandishing a paint-brush, was generally
+enjoyed. In fact, several spectators came to take a careful look at
+one who was too often denominated "the mouldy-headed old b----."
+
+A more tenuous apparition was heard of, as we ran north. Whether a hoax
+or not, I do not know. My first information of it came in the form of
+a drawing by the apprentice Tich, showing the ship's bell being struck by
+a hand who never was on land or sea, and the apprentice Lamb leaving
+his hold of the wheel in horror, and even Mead shaking all over and
+gaping. A poem appended said that the facts were what the picture made
+out. The _Bonadventure_ was so new a ship--her old name, showing her war
+origin, still stood on the bells and the blue prints in the chart-room and
+elsewhere--that there seemed every likelihood against the story being
+the truth. I asked Mead, and he told me what he maintained to be true.
+
+On the first watch, the voyage before this, he had gone into the
+wheel-house for a word with the apprentice at the wheel. A shadow,
+indistinct, yet leaving impressed on his recollection a human shape,
+slipped suddenly past the wheel-house windows, softly rang the bell
+once, and swiftly departed. The frightened boy drops the wheel, lets
+the ship swing round completely out of her course: Mead runs out, but
+there is nothing to be seen. He sends for the two A.B.'s who might
+have come up on the bridge, but they say that they have not done so,
+nor indeed would they come without object. The firemen, if they have to
+communicate with the bridge, never come higher than the stairway to the
+bridge deck, and it proved that no one of them had been there. By the
+wheel-house clock, it was noticed that the precise time of the visitation
+was 10.15, an hour not hitherto regarded by ghosts, I believe, as
+preferable to midnight.
+
+And more. Still imagining that some practical joker was at work, Mead
+brought a big stick with him on his watch. This was no remedy. The ghost
+appeared again, at much the same hour, on several nights; it was remarked,
+mostly when the apprentice who first saw it had the wheel. Trying to stop
+so strange a bell-ringer, Mead was met by a sharp flap of wind, from a
+dead still night, and the glimmering shadow was gone to the air. All
+this happened north of the line.
+
+This was Mead's story, but the boy's seemed to support it; and when in the
+shadows of the bridge deck, earnestly and without trimming, he told it
+me, it seemed very true. I glanced about me occasionally after hearing it.
+
+The wind continued, but the heat was becoming intense. Painting went on
+like the wind. The derricks received a terra-cotta coat and their trellis
+work looked an amenity, against the general whiteness. The fervour for
+redecoration even affected me: was not my hutch to share the common lot?
+But, though the walls needed it, the matter was postponed, on account
+of the limited accommodation.
+
+The newspaper was to appear again, but its circulation was being cut down.
+One copy only would now have to serve the public. It was passed to me,
+and my aid with paragraphs requested. I could not regret the reduction
+made in the number, even though if that one copy was lost,
+
+ We knew not where was that Promethean torch
+ That could its light relumine.
+
+Bicker, the editor, instead of reviewing his admired literature in his
+journal, lengthened breakfast by doing so there _viva voce_. He was all
+for Boeotian situations, and, on occasion, his cold re-dishing was
+tactfully ended by a relief conversation on religion, the keynote of
+which was in the unironically meant remark: "He was darned religious,
+but he was a darned good man." I began to know a certain captain, from
+talk during the voyage, almost by sight; one who "went in for Sunday
+Schools, and put on a crown of glory as soon as he reached Wales," but
+once away again, it appears that "he fell."
+
+Another matter for the columns of the _Optimist_ was obtruded upon the
+breakfast table. It was a conundrum:
+
+ West was the wind, and West steered we,
+ West was the land. How could that be?
+
+The answer, apart from such evasions as "You were entering port," was that
+West was the name of the helmsman. It was understood that the poem went
+on in this strain, but the chief's protest came in time.
+
+The cat (last heard of in disgrace), which was under the especial care
+of the mess-room boy, was no doubt pleased hereabouts by our reaching
+the regions of flying-fishes; but nevertheless continued, on the gospel
+truth of Kelly, to take a chair in the engineer's mess at the critical
+hours of twelve and five. I myself saw her there at twelve once or twice,
+judging the time, no doubt, by the parade of table-cloth and cutlery.
+
+Without any abatement of the stuffy heat inside our cabins, we ran into
+a rainy area. The sea was overcast, and the showers splashed us well.
+Meanwhile, the wind had veered round more to the east, and besides
+bringing the grey vapours of rain tumultuously towards us thence, set
+the spray flying over the lower decks and kept us on the roll. Blowing
+on the beam, however, it seemed to please Phillips, ever anxious about
+the hourly ten knots, which seemed too high an expectation. Squalls
+threatened; it was a tropical April mood. The rolling influenced my
+sleep, in which I fancied myself manipulating the airiest pleasure-boats,
+overcrowded with passengers who refused to sit down, on an angry
+flooded river.
+
+The peaceful disposition of the four apprentices began to weigh upon
+Mead's mind. A very happy and orderly set they were, although the current
+_Optimist_ contained an illustrated article on the bosun's tyranny, as:
+
+"YOUSE take them two derricks for'ard."
+
+"YOUSE jes' pick up that ventilator, you flat-nosed son of a sea-cook."
+
+The drawings of the well-known walrus head under the antique, unique grey
+(_ne_ white) one-sided sugar-loaf hat, were admirable. But to proceed.
+The four boys were of the best behaviour, occasionally, indeed, laughing
+or playing mouth-organs at unpopular hours, or even after the nightly exit
+of the cook making flap-jacks, otherwise pancakes, from his properties
+in the galley. When I joined Mead on his watch, one Sunday evening, he
+began to "wonder what the boys are coming to." They were not like the
+boys of his time. He delved into his own apprentice autobiography, and
+rediscovered an era, a blissful era of whirling fists, blood, and booby
+traps.
+
+A day followed remarkable for the weather. A swell caused the ship to
+roll with a will all day, but, as was expected in the doldrums, the
+wind slackened. After a few hours of this lull, there was a piping and
+groaning through all the scanty rigging that the steamer owned, and from
+farther out to sea the grey obscurity of violent rainstorm, much as it
+had done on our way south, bore down upon us. Soon the ship was cloaked
+close in a cloud of rain pale as snow, which flecked the icy-looking
+sea, veined white alongside us, with dark speckling bubbles. Then it
+was time to sound the whistle, and its doleful groan went out again and
+again (the wind still varying its note from a drone to a howl) until the
+fiercer sting of the rain was spent, and distance began to grow ahead of
+the ship. This storm lacked thunder and lightning; and yet, when Sparks
+invited me to listen to his "lovely X-s," there was a continuous and
+furious rolling uproar in the phones. Then, as strange again, as if
+at a nod that din came to a sudden stop, leaving in the phones a lucid
+calm in which ship-signals rang out clear.
+
+At sunset of a day which washed off the new paint as soon as (in the
+intervals) it had been put on, a thin red fringe glowed along the horizon,
+making me long for green hills and white spires; at night, the stars
+from Southern Cross to Charles's Waggon were gleaming, but the sea
+lay profoundly black, and upon it all round us came and went glory after
+glory of water-fire. The next day, however, it rained in the same dismal
+style, and the sun's eclipse and the passing of Fernando Noronha were
+but little heeded. I was called a Jonah by every one.
+
+A mollyhawk, that evening, created some excitement. He first spent some
+time in flying on an oval course round the ship, for his recreation, it
+looked. His beautiful curves must have pleased him as they did me, for he
+persuaded (or so it appeared) another mollyhawk to make the circuit with
+him. Meacock and myself heard one of these strike against the wireless
+aerial, and thought that it would have scared them away; but no, a few
+minutes later we heard a croaking and a flapping while we stood in the lee
+of the wheel-house, and there was a mollyhawk. He had struck some low
+rope or fixture. He was prevented by his webbed feet from rising again,
+and I had fears for his future which were by no means necessary; for
+Meacock followed him, an awkward but speedy walker, down to the lower
+bridge deck, and, fearing the swift white stabbing bill, waiting his
+chance, suddenly caught at his nearest wing and launched him into the
+air. If his speed could show it, that bird was relieved.
+
+This incident was a welcome verification of some of the saloon's bird
+anecdotes; and though it was nearly dark and the bird was only aboard for
+two or three minutes, his release was watched by a very good gathering,
+representative of engineers, firemen, the galley, sailors, and apprentices.
+
+
+
+
+XXV
+
+
+ _Whilst thou by art the silly Fish dost kill,_
+ _Perchance the Devils Hook sticks in thy Gill._
+ Flavel's New Compass for Sea-men, 1674.
+
+I must have made a good many references here and there to the steward,
+old Mouldytop, and it occurs to me that he deserves a paragraph to
+himself. Of this ship, whom her most faithful lovers called a dirty
+ship, with her short funnel pouring a greasy smoke over her graceless
+body when even coal-dust rested--of this grimy tramp, playing a sufficient
+part in the world's daily life, rolling and lurching up and down oceans
+with fuel or foodstuff, thousands of tons at a time, it may be safely
+said that the steward was the feature. In the _Optimist_ it was evident
+that he as an inspiration excluded almost every other. In the round of
+day and night, should he himself be unseen for a time, his voice would
+generally claim your notice; if conversation took on dark and prophetic
+tones, it was, for a ducat, some restatement of the ancient's wickedness,
+and a realization of the strength of his position against all the world.
+For behind Mouldytop was the power of Hosea.
+
+The steward was built somehow after the shape of a buoy. It was Ireland,
+and not Scotland, that his ancestors had left; but there was a doubt
+about his own dialect. It was, and it was not, plain English. His bulbous,
+melancholy face was topped with grey hairs, but those he hid under his
+faded brown skull-cap. Forty-nine years, one understood, had Mouldytop
+been at sea; and before that, the veil of mystery was thin enough to
+show him in his first stage, a batman in the Army. This fact led him
+to deprecate modern warfare, "It's all science, Mister," and those who
+fought it; he claimed to have been blooded _fighting_ in some corner
+of the desert with spear-brandishing multitudes. At the same time, he
+reserved his reminiscences; for the refined insult, "You old soldier,"
+needed no encouragement.
+
+He seldom grew cheerful. I suppose that he was happiest when some one
+(no doubt with serpent tongue) asked how his cold was. Then, his roar
+softened into a resigned murmur, as he recorded that it was as bad as
+ever; that six bottles of his own medicine taken regularly had not cured
+him. This was a pleasure that he shared with the author of one of the most
+melodious English songs, and it seems to be prophetic of his appearance--
+
+ Welcome, folded arms and fixed eyes,
+ A sigh that piercing mortifies,
+ A look that's fastened to the ground,
+ A tongue chained up without a sound,
+
+as of his imaginative affections in his sombre cell--
+
+ A midnight bell, a parting groan!
+ These are the sounds we feed upon;
+ Then stretch our bones in a still gloomy valley,
+ Nothing's so dainty sweet as lovely melancholy.
+
+Let but a sailor apply to him at the wrong hour--or even the right
+hour--for tobacco, and his indisposition was gone in a second; his
+tongue was unchained. The busy mockers grinned. "He'd tell Davy Jones
+he'd been to sea before him."
+
+In the Argentine ports he was in excellent voice. Did a native shoemaker
+come aboard with his repair outfit, or a seller of fruit with his
+panniers, and did any one propose to deal with these "Dagoes," out
+skipped our old friend, bellowing: "Too much, man; what," (_crescendo_)
+"d'ye think we pick up money in the streets?--I wouldn't have your blasted
+country for all the blasted money there is in it." The charges, I am
+bound to add, fell down quickly, while the old watchman standing by
+observed with a respectful grin, "You a good man!"
+
+The advance of age was a sore point with Mouldytop. Consequently, it was
+one that was brought to his notice as often as it could be effective.
+One evening, some one told him he was too old to play football. "Too
+old, mister?" he bawled; "Too old!--why, give me that blasted ball,"
+and he stood there in a prodigious rage, his eyes flashing, his fists
+knotting. "Too old!"--His calenture ceased suddenly; there was a tug on
+his fishing line. Up came a yellow catfish. Never have I perceived a
+livelier disgust than the look showed which he cast upon this victim. It
+seemed to blame the catfish personally for not being a rock salmon.
+
+So Mouldytop regarded animated nature; which regarded him as a man whose
+duties implied opportunities. "I'm a poor man, mister."--"The old son of
+a gun says he's a poor man. You old liar, you've got streets of houses,
+you know you have."
+
+Some one who knew him at home was strongly of opinion that he was less
+terrible by his own fireside: that there was a fellow creature under whose
+guidance he roared like any sucking dove. It might be. Indeed, it was
+my impression that it could hardly be otherwise. I thought I noticed a
+certain caution even in his attitude to the large-bosomed laundrywoman
+who took the ship's orders at Buenos Aires; and his comment on _her_
+charges had been of the weakest.
+
+
+
+
+XXVI
+
+
+We crossed the line at six in the morning, and in drizzling rain. There
+was not much comment, except upon the rain; the good thing about the
+damp cloudy weather was that we were spared the more furious heat, though
+the atmosphere had been oily and sultry. With the steamy clouds swarming
+about us I could picture a past life hereabouts which might justly have
+aroused man's wrath; the sailing days, when to take advantage of whatever
+brief breeze might visit the sleepy doldrums, the sailors had to be
+constantly running aloft in the drenching mist, and afterwards lay down in
+their sweating glory-holes, in their soaked clothes, week after week.
+
+The painting epidemic was not abated. Meacock and Mead camped out while
+they made their rooms as white as ivory. Mead looked charming in a round
+white cap, which he said a V.A.D. had given him. The steward, with his
+experience of every sort of ship under the sun, had developed an artistic
+eye: and, perhaps to relieve the whiteness, he decided upon a dado for
+the saloon, which hitherto had been from ceiling to floor done in white
+enamel. The dado was to be grained, in imitation of an actual wainscot.
+He began his solemn task, applying by way of groundwork a brimstone
+yellow and other sickly yellows which disturbed us at meals.
+
+Meacock and Phillips varied these days with a discussion of firemen,
+whether white or coloured firemen were the more difficult to manage?
+Phillips was for his Africans, the excellent selection aboard at present
+forming a contrast with his memories of ne'er-do-wells, "doctors,
+remittance-men and all sorts," of English birth. Meacock was soon hard at
+work describing with amusing mimicry a refractory negro, one of a
+number of Somalis who, hearing of labour troubles in England, did their
+best to be paid off in Africa. If they had succeeded, the ship would have
+been without firemen for her return voyage; so their efforts were
+resisted. The particular genius played the hand of "suicidal tendency."
+Choosing a time when there were several people about the deck, he
+climbed somewhat slowly up the bulwarks and prepared with gestures to
+leap over the side. Meacock was a spectator of this piece of acting. The
+actor was pulled back with some violence, and "about half-past four we
+got the handcuffs on him. We would have had to turn the cook out of his
+room aft to lock this fellow up, but I didn't want to do that, so I
+fastened him up with the handcuffs round a stanchion in the poop. I
+said, 'And the rats will probably eat you before the morning'; and I
+really did expect to find him eaten by the morning; for there were some
+monsters in the poop.
+
+"Next day, he began saying 'Sick.'--'Sick? Where are you sick?'--'Sick all
+over.' I had enough of this after a bit, and went and got the strongest
+black draught I've yet known. He didn't want to drink it, and I said to
+him, 'Now drink this up as quick as you can.' And so he did. After that,
+whenever I looked in at the poop, this fellow would start waving his
+arms and hollering out. In fact, he was mad; every time I got near
+him, he was mad. That black draught was not popular, I think. When we
+got to Cuxhaven, the medical authority put this man through a careful
+examination. 'He's no more mad,' he said, 'than you or I. He's got a
+slight touch of rheumatics in the arm. But,' he said, 'when you get to
+Hamburg, you can satisfy yourself by sending this man to the asylum.' We
+did. Two days--and he was back."
+
+Meacock's laconic phrases were accompanied with grimaces which told the
+tale to perfection.
+
+The atmosphere had grown so literary that Mead now took pencil and
+paper with him to his day watch as a matter of course. The pages of
+the _Optimist_ were beginning to look somewhat laboured. He determined to
+infuse a new vein. So a series of vividly coloured hoaxes came into
+existence, the first of which, a harem story, was too much in its full
+bloom for the editor's acceptance. Not surprised, and not dejected, Mead
+offered "The Pirate," and it duly appeared. These fictions ended, as did
+their successors, with a disillusionment:
+
+ "And then what happened?"
+ "The film broke."
+
+It was about the period of hoaxes--April 1 arrived. Bicker appeared
+at my cabin, where I was reading. "Meacock wants to see you." I went.
+Bicker triumphed, and went his way convinced that he could beat the
+intellectual at his own game, as the _Optimist_ had already shown him
+he could.
+
+A brighter sky and cooler wind came on. We were soon expected at Saint
+Vincent. The new moon and calmer waters brought one evening of strange
+watery beauty. Towards his setting the sun had hidden himself in black
+clouds, whence he threw a silver light over sea spaces where sea and sky
+were meeting: he sank, and left the heavens like green havens, with
+these clouds slowly sailing through their utmost peace. The change soon
+came; the head wind brought pale grey turbulent days, with the ship
+playing at rocking-horses; over the head wind and rousing sea, the healthy
+sun at length dawned on the Sunday of our arrival at Saint Vincent.
+Sunday, without the voice of church bells or the sight of people going to
+worship, seemed no Sunday despite its idle hours: at least, the mood
+sometimes took me so.
+
+The third engineer was acquiring no mean name as a cutter of hair, and I
+felt the cold after I had been to his open-air chair, near the engine-room
+staircase. While I sat to him, a characteristic of the mess-room boy was
+borne on the air from the chief's room. It was his habit of replying
+hastily to any observation, "Yes, yes," and this time the chief's voice
+was heard: "Curse you, John, for a blasted nuisance." "Yes, yes, sir."
+
+As the sun was stooping under the sea once more, land grew into sight
+far ahead; mountain or cloud? The mountainous coast was mocked indeed
+by great continents of cloud above, of its own grey hue. The wind blew
+hard, but at ten o'clock we were running in under the rocky pinnacles
+of Saint Vincent, against the blustering wind and the black racing sea. A
+light or two, chiefly from other steamers, told something of the port. The
+crescent moon, cloaked in a circling golden mist, was now near setting.
+We anchored and spent the night in quiet.
+
+A mile or so from our anchorage, in the morning's clear air, huddled
+the pink unsightly little town. At distance the heights of rock looked
+as unsubstantial as Prospero's magic; the clouds that swam over them and
+across their steeps might have been solid, so phantasmal were those
+rocks. Not so with the stony masses overpeering the town; those in their
+iron-brown nakedness had the aspect of eternal immobility. The air
+was cold and lucent; the water halcyon blue. Several tramps with rusty
+black and red, and a sailing ship or two, lay around the _Bonadventure_;
+barges of a rough old make clustered closer in to shore.
+
+The invasion by natives began early. A dozen boats were tossing on the
+waves alongside, with woolly heads and upward eyes seeking what or whom
+they might devour, and quiet-footed rogues here and there on the decks
+were trying to sell matches, cigarettes, and red bead handbags. To their
+attempts, the politest answer was "No good." "No caree?" Nobody seemed
+to care. Some of our firemen whose homes were here had gone ashore, with
+the air of men allowing their old haunts to share their glory.
+
+Two lighters, coppered below, bearded with dark green weed, blundered
+alongside with bags of coal, and soon the gangs, a grimy and ragged
+collection, were getting the bags aboard, and the winch grumbling
+away. Yet it was now made known that we were not to pick up much coal
+here, but to proceed to Las Palmas for the bulk of our wants. This was
+unfortunate for the firemen who had gone home. All too soon the blue
+peter at half-mast and the blowing of the hooter recalled them.
+
+Now, too, it was rumoured that our port of discharge was to be Emden,
+in Hanover: but of such arrangements it became more difficult to feel
+assurance.
+
+At midday we left. The most valued effect of our call at Saint Vincent
+was the receipt of some giant flying-fishes, which we got, one apiece,
+at tea. It was only by virtue of perseverance that a man could consume
+his ration. They were good, if dry.
+
+If I were a Bewick, I have in mind a little tailpiece for this chapter.
+It would display, for the careful eye, the hatless Kelly filleting a
+flying fish, against the bunker hatch, for his friend the cat, who should
+be gazing up with cupboard love at her unshaven protector. The direction
+of the wind, in true Bewick style, should be implied in a sprinkling of
+coal-dust settling on the new paint of the "House."
+
+
+
+
+XXVII
+
+
+Glittering bright, northern weather outside. "Channel weather," as it was
+described at breakfast. Whatever it might be, I was Jonah; fine, Jonah
+bringing a head wind; wet, Jonah bringing the wet; the ship rolling, it
+was Jonah's additional weight on the port side that was doing it; and so
+on. The suggestion arose that the villain should be offered to the first
+whale sighted; but "We should have more respect for the whale," said
+Phillips. Nor could I be sure that I was not blamed for all finger marks
+on the new paint. Meacock had been the eye-witness of one crime of mine of
+the sort. "If you touch that new enamel, your name's mud"--and then the
+_Bonadventure_ obliged with a lurch sideways which left the impression of
+my hand in a most prominent place.
+
+A more serious disgrace even befel me. Bicker and Meacock involved me in
+an argument, which was very quickly twisted into the direct question. "Who
+was England's greatest man?" Some wretched ghost whispered Shakespeare,
+and Shakespeare I named. There was derision. Shakespeare! Nelson was the
+man. I was obliged to stick to my choice. "We're talking about fellows
+that DID something for their country," said Meacock, and I gave up.
+Bicker was once agaia _in excelsis_ at this evidence of his superior
+understanding, which he seemed about to back up with physical argument.
+The shade of Nelson was vindicated; and then, I was informed that the
+second greatest man was Kitchener. I asked with innocent ignorance what
+he had effected of particular significance to our own lives? A photograph
+was produced of the earlier, more Achillean Kitchener, by way of
+settling _that_ point.
+
+Meeting Kelly in the galley one evening as I went along to make my
+cocoa, I was detained to hear of the wonders of Hamburg; and to watch
+Tich making a Cornish cake with ingredients mysteriously come by. Kelly
+was also of opinion that Hamburg's high place among towns was due to a
+dancing saloon, where birthday suits were the fashion. "Flash society,"
+he said with admiration. I was sorry to hear that in the argument over
+great men I had missed the sight of one whale. Thus it is with the
+conversationally inclined: pursuing minnows of our opinion, we miss
+the leviathans of fact.
+
+Days of reviving fine weather and swaying sea in hills and hollows,
+flinging proud manes of spray aloft for the sun to gild with rainbows
+again and again, gave place to one of skies generally overcast. Cold
+blues and greens came and went above us; the wind blew bleak over a steely
+sea. Land came into view on the port beam. Above it the clouds hung in
+dim phantasmagoria; a gleam of silver white below announced the coast,
+and, now sparkling, now dull, the lie of the land presented itself to our
+gaze. And this was Grand Canary. The mountain's sides seemed chequered
+with forest; at its bases white villages glistened; and further on, a
+conical peak and headlands grew on the eye.
+
+The sea had lately been crowded with porpoises, acre upon acre; and here
+another vast assembly crossed our track. To a credulous eye, as they
+leapt along, they might have painted the image of several sea serpents
+writhing through the waves. Above them wheeled a flock of gulls, intent I
+supposed on fishing.
+
+The cathedral of Las Palmas appeared in mirage; then the _Bonadventure_
+rounded the coast until the town came clearly before us. It was to the
+harbour just beyond the town that we were making. As we approached,
+boats came rowing ferociously towards us. One crew threw hooks carrying
+ropes over our bulwarks, and sent a man aboard. His skill would have
+done a spider credit; but to no purpose did he exert it, for the hooks
+were thrown back and the invader held prisoner on the bridge during
+Hosea's pleasure. When we anchored, a fleet of boats sprang up around
+us, the chances of any individual one, of course, for the privilege of
+supplying us with a bum-boatman being smallish. Not long afterwards,
+the ship was swarming with miscellaneous merchants, and merchandise.
+Bananas, monkeys, canaries, cigarettes, cigars, photographs (chiefly
+improper), wicker chairs, matches, field glasses, parakeets and other
+useful articles were pressed upon every one aboard who could possibly be
+tackled. Some of the canaries were heard whistling loud and long, and yet
+Kelly found that the bird which he bought, a seeming musician, was mute.
+
+No cabin was left unguarded. It was pointed out that one gentleman offered
+plain proof of knavery; on his right foot he wore an English boot, on
+the left a tennis shoe. They were all tarred with the same brush: "Worse
+than Port Said." I do not think they found much opportunity to enhance
+the reputation at our expense.
+
+A tug, the _Gando_, immediately re-named the _Can-do_, brought out our
+lighters of coal. At that signal, an interesting enterprise moved nearer
+to us. When bags are being slung over from hold to hold, a good deal
+of coal is dropped into the water; and so the enterprise consisted in
+a small barge, with the men, and material, for sending down divers to
+rescue the estrays. The diver was a huge fellow, curiously wearing a
+red tam-o'-shanter. He of course went down in a diving suit to survey
+the ocean; when he thrust his muzzle out of the water again, up would
+come at the same time his two bushel baskets; and as these were almost
+full of coal, presumably that department of salvage had its rewards.
+
+After much criticized anxiety about winches and blocks and guys, our
+stevedore gangs began their work at good speed. I was again dressed up
+in a borrowed boiler suit for the duties of tallyman. The weather became
+burning hot. The coal-dust flew round in copious whirlpool. After an hour
+I was full of discomfort, and not to be distinguished from any of the
+coal heavers. Work continued in such hearty fashion that I gathered that
+it was piece work. The foreman was another giant, with such a belly on him
+that whenever he gesticulated--that was often--stamping his foot and
+brandishing his hands, that belly really and truly quaked. His voice
+was not a success. He would have roared like thunder, but only a feeble
+croaking left his snapping jaws.
+
+By six our bunker coals had been put aboard, I discarded my honourable
+discomfort, my mask of grime, and my piratical appearance. The dealers
+in Constantinople canaries and cork soles withdrew. About the harbour
+of La Luz, the lights came out in the houses and aboard the shipping;
+the masts and yards stood out calm against a quiet coloured evening, the
+water rippled with no skirmish nor much voice to our sides. Beyond the
+towns, the mountains gloomed with the dreams of romantic journeys.
+
+An hour or so afterwards, the welcome though broken melody of the anchor's
+uprising heralded our departure. It had been a colourable interlude. I
+remember it best by a circular handed out by "Gumersindo Alejandro,
+Bumboat Business." It ran through the rigmarole of desirable articles,
+a few of which I have named above, and concluded
+
+ "and all kinds of silks suitable
+ for presents and use."
+
+A harsh description of presents? Perhaps.
+
+
+
+
+XXVIII
+
+
+By some mystical means, the mates had charmed away from our Las Palmas
+visitors at small cost or none an unusual supply of cigars and cigarettes.
+These brightened up the melancholy purser, who was now approaching the
+end of his employment. There were still, however, many things to amuse
+his leisure. How often the table talk had come to the subject of hell and
+its occupants! The latter seemed to be--after the landlubbers--shipowners,
+ship's chandlers, ship's tailors, and Customs men. Curious pictures
+were projected of notorious shipowners of the past, now compelled to
+wield the shovel next to the firemen late of their employ. As to the
+unfortunate Customs officials, witness A and B.
+
+A. "... Yes, he quite got pally with this Customs fellow----?"
+
+B (_older than A, hastily interrupting_): "I wouldn't trust any Customs
+fellow, not if he'd got a pair of b---- wings on."
+
+The _Optimist_ went on its way with the weeks. Mead added "The Vamp" to
+his cabinet of tales of mystery; but the strain of discovering subjects
+apart from the steward and the galley was clearly growing. The prominence
+of food and meal times upon a tramp was described in a ballad published
+about this time.
+
+ THOUGHTS OF A ROMANTIC.
+
+ Ten thousand miles from land are we,
+ Hark how the wild winds pipe!
+ What grand reflection swells in me?
+ This morning we'll have tripe.
+
+ For ever and evermore
+ These billows rage and swell;
+ O may I, through their angry roar,
+ Not miss the breakfast bell.
+
+ Here octopi, here great white whales,
+ Here krakens haunt the Main;
+ Mad mermaids sing--my courage fails--
+ Here comes Harriet Lane.[1]
+
+ There, far far down, what jewels lie,
+ What corals, red enough
+ To make this sauce[2] seem pale, which I
+ Am wolfing with my duff!
+
+ To think that one lone ship should thus
+ Ride o'er the greedy seas!
+ Alas! what will become of us
+ Now we've run out of cheese?[3]
+
+The northern spring came into the air. Scraps of the casual verse of one
+English poet who never tired of the year afield started up in memory
+now, where the pondered solemn music of others had no reverberation; and
+so for the rest of my voyage. The sea for a time grew intensely calm, the
+swell seeming to swim along under a mantle of pearl or quicksilver. The
+undulating surface stretched to the horizon, unbroken anywhere by restless
+foam; and over this calm lay the golden track to the setting sun. When
+presently a breeze ruffled this strange sleep, it was as though shoals
+of tiny fishes had everywhere risen to the surface; and in one or two
+places, those bubbling, flickering shoals were actual and not imaginary.
+
+As if schooled by misfortune, Sparks now posted up in the port alleyway a
+statement of football results and tables; so that many bosoms aboard
+needed no longer to feel a heaving anxiety. A turtle lazily floated by,
+watched by many who could have welcomed him on deck; a whale passed,
+shouldering and spouting the brine; and shortly, as the midnight moon
+had portended, the dark green sea began to run in hilly ridges, sometimes
+sluicing the decks, and tilting the _Bonadventure_ to one side or the
+other. Grey rain-squalls flew over us now and then; but, considering our
+near approach to the redoubtable Bay, we were in excellent weather. The
+mate, however, was not one to take chances; and certain barrels, an anvil
+and a few other heavy movables were shifted from the windward side of the
+engines.
+
+The steward and his adjutant had now little time certain in which to
+reform my room, so they fell upon it with paint brushes and "flat white"
+in vigorous style; it had been my hope to be allowed this labour, but I
+remembered my "Tom Sawyer," where painting as a recreation was so truly
+valued. Mouldytop was seldom seen in these days without his pot and
+brush; he went at it from dawn to midnight and then did overtime. My
+room was turned into a whited sepulchre, which is better than a sooted
+one, but as it was a sort of receptacle for coal-dust, which was coal
+grease withal, even when port, ventilator and door were all closed, it was
+to be feared, _tamen usque recurret_, it would be black again in a week.
+
+We came into a region of ships, tramps like ourselves for the most part,
+and the less handsome oil-tankers also. Finisterre lighthouse shone
+kindly upon us. With a fair wind, the concourse of shipping dwindling
+away somewhat as we went on, we now entered the Bay. Our angles began
+to be anything but right, but it was much gentler weather than I had any
+reason to need. Fair as it was for us, save for the cinders that fell
+in showers amidships, the vessels running in the teeth of the weather
+were pitching with vigour. Grey and shrouded the sea met us in hills and
+valleys, with white ridges and flecked with foaming veins; as we went
+further into the famous corner, the _Bonadventure_ could not but roll and
+lurch as though she liked it, and the waves were mountainous; yet out
+there we passed a fishing boat making beautiful weather of it.
+
+The second mate, Bicker, could scarcely get any sleep; but not on any
+score of weather or discomfort. All his watch below, or most of it, one
+might see him standing at his sea chest with pen scratching away at the
+forthcoming _Optimist_. So sweet is journalism when wooed as a casual
+mistress. Shall I go on? No.
+
+My trouble was not what to write but what to read. Even Young's _Night
+Thoughts_, buried in annotations reverent and irreverent, began to grow
+familiar beyond all reason. _Pears' Cyclopaedia_, _Brown's Nautical
+Almanac_, _The South Indian Ocean Pilot_, _Phrenology for All_, and
+other borrowed books, were all at much the same stage. This ship was
+not the one recently reported in the newspapers in which the chief read
+poetry like a passion, the cook chewed Froude with his morning crust, and
+the cabin-boy needed the help of Hegel. I forget if those were the
+actual claims, but in any case that was another ship. About now, an
+accident happened to my Young. It seemed as if a Poltergeist had visited
+the spare cabin port during the night, for awaking I found my settee,
+and the _Night Thoughts_ thereon, waterlogged. Perhaps the heavy rain
+had been answerable for this, but I could not see how--my port was
+closed. Poltergeist had spared my novel, lying next to Young: evidently he
+thought that already watery enough. Young, immortal, made a surprising
+recovery.
+
+Now, we were nearing the one country. It needed no drab island of Ushant
+with its lighthouse to tell me this; for hardly had I put down in my
+diary "Much milder," when it became necessary to write "Much colder."
+The tumults of the Bay were over and gone, and we were under a dun sky
+dropping rain which obviously belonged to the English Channel.
+
+We swung round Ushant and became more aware of the ups and downs of
+navigation; these were less noticeable as we ran on. The prospect, or say
+circumspect of the day was narrowed in by dismal rainstorm, and once
+more it was a bleak amusement trying to make out the forms of ships
+through the foggy veils. The wind moaning, the rain splashing, measured
+out long hours, till all saddened into night with little to notice, save
+the gulls and divers whom such weather suited well. At any rate we were
+not unfortunate in our direction. The _Hammonia_ going the other way with
+passengers showed us that by contrast.
+
+The night elapsed, we came abeam of the Isle of Wight, which showed
+but indistinctly, though the day was cold and steady. Calm indeed lay the
+green Channel up which the _Bonadventure_ with speed sufficient to
+please Phillips was making her way. Ships, or their smoky evidences,
+made the time pass quickly. It was Good Friday, a great day for my
+childhood in Kent, land of plum-pudding-dogs and monkey-tail trees, a
+day when I heard, as indeed my elder companions had long foretold, the
+church bells rung muffled; although I was disappointed in the purple
+cassocks which, tradition fabled, would be worn by the choir on that
+day. Lent (and Advent too for that matter) was solemn then and real,
+outside of churches; and with Good Friday it appeared undeniable that
+there had been done some thing at which Nature must go in mourning. The
+three hours' service, like the watch that rang out the dying year and
+rang in the new, was in every one's thought that we met; such ceremony
+was not for nothing. The melancholy hymns of the season were more than
+sung verses.
+
+To-day, at least, we had hot-cross buns to our breakfast. So is the
+Lord remembered in these years of discretion. The sailors had the day
+to themselves.
+
+Our course lay more or less east, and brought us a succession of glimpses
+of shining cliffs and misty downs. Off Dover we saw both coasts at
+once. In 1919 I hoped I had seen the last of that piece of France.
+Running out of this strait into the North Sea under a shrewish though a
+moderate wind, we passed a number of fishermen, and what struck my
+mind with the strangeness almost of the Flying Dutchman, a three-masted
+barque under full sail, at a distance. It was sunset at the time. She
+caught the light and bowed upon her journey, a sweet sight, too quickly
+lost in the dark. Soon we picked up the flash of a lightship off the Dutch
+shore, and soon after that the cold to which my wanderings had not made
+me careless sent me inside.
+
+Chilly brightness and blue sky saw us making rapidly over the North
+Sea, visited by thrushes and linnets, while the water seemed crowded
+with those clever birds, though so gawky upon the wing, the divers.
+We crossed the wake of an oil-tank, burning the water almost like the
+witch's oils in "The Ancient Mariner," and scenting the air unlike those
+abstractions; came to a lightship, where our course was altered; and met
+the pilot cutter in a calm sea and air vivid with sun and cold about four.
+The rope ladder went down, the row-boat came alongside, and the pilot
+was taken up to the bridge. I could not repress odd emotions at thus
+seeing again "Brother Boche"--he looked a replica of ancient types of
+my acquaintance--after such a long separation.
+
+The estuary of the Ems received us, a flat sheet of water, with low
+coastlands only noticed by reason of towers here and there. The tides
+obliged us to anchor some miles outside Emden at six, and to wait until
+midnight. The sky darkened and loured into rain. At twelve in a black
+and gusty night, to the accompaniment of much hooting and shouting, the
+_Bonadventure_ moved up the river, and in the greyness and chill of
+daybreak berthed in a quiet basin at Emden.
+
+Through this last movement I had tried to snatch some sleep, but was
+harassed by the socialism of Bicker and Mead, who considered it but fair
+that as they were being deprived of their sleep, I should be deprived
+of mine. They, therefore, visited me at intervals, switched on my fan
+which was now quite unnecessary, prodded me with toasting-forks, and
+so saluted the happy morn, like those larks which were now singing and
+soaring to justify any praise of them that ever was written.
+
+-----
+
+[Footnote 1: "Harriet Lane." The name of that unfortunate lady is often
+applied to the curious tinned meat provided aboard.]
+
+[Footnote 2: "This sauce." A pink luxury poured over Sunday's duff.]
+
+[Footnote 3: "Cheese." In these closing lines the poet's hope was to
+record the actual expression of the saloon in general on receipt of the
+steward's pronouncement: "That there was no more cheese."]
+
+
+
+
+XXIX
+
+
+On Easter Day the sun--it was an old proverb--will dance; and this time
+he was in the mood. We lay in a basin like other tramps; beyond, there
+clustered red roofs with blessed ungainly angles, a pleasing sight after
+those southern flat ones of grey. Farther off, the church spire climbed
+above the trees, and though many people in their Sunday dress were walking
+that way, more were taking their rounds beside these docks.
+
+It was as certainly good to be here as that spring was here. The chirrup
+of sparrows, jubilate of larks, noises of poultry, bleating of lambs
+from an enclosure of young fruit trees close at hand, and the play of
+children, were all comely and reviving.
+
+Alas! that the Easter gift of the ship's officers should have been so out
+of tune. An old gentleman of the same outlook as Polonius, the broker,
+brought a packet of letters aboard at breakfast, and among these were the
+wrong kind of Easter tidings--statements of their reductions in wages.
+They accepted this falling off without murmur, save for a few dry remarks.
+
+A motor-boat came bringing the stores, and, to the disgust of the cook
+and other watchers, a great stack of long loaves, altogether leathery
+in external appearance. Most of these were returned. The ship's chandler
+must have thought we were arriving in force. Our own boat was tied at the
+foot of the gangway, and the apprentices told off as ferrymen for the time
+being.
+
+Next day the larks were aloft again, and their melody, marvellous after
+long absence from it, came dropping from heaven as undiminished, one
+would say, as raindrops falling. So clear it sounded there even when they
+were in the clouds. Meanwhile the bosun and party were getting the winches
+and derricks into trim, with less silver voices: "H-h-hup, H-h-hup: Let
+go a little: Here, youse...."
+
+It was not unwelcome when the evening came, and Mead, Bicker, and their
+friend so soon to be returned to duty set out up the cobbled road to
+Emden; most bitter was the east wind blowing down the long colonnades
+of trees, and we hastened into the sheltering streets of the little town.
+We found it a quiet and beautiful place of ornamentation, and gables
+and high houses, with a canal in the midst. Masterly seemed its spire,
+stretching up into the sky with unexpected height and charming ease. It
+was Easter Monday, and many folks were walking out--we looked curiously
+about us, and while none were anything but tidy and decent, none had
+any of the symptoms of much and to spare. They were evidently poor, but
+far from poor in spirit.
+
+We were puzzled by the Sabbath look of things to find a place to sit
+down and apply some antidote to the effects of that rawish east wind. We
+began drifting as usual, when an old fellow in black coat and Homburg
+hat pushed past us, mumbling something. A light came swiftly into the
+eyes of Mead and Bicker; the old fellow was fragrant with good beer.
+We asked him for directions. He was off at once in a loud, hard voice:
+"By Jesus Christ and General Jackson," he began (and _da capo_), "the
+two best men in America. You come to my house." Following him, and coping
+with his repeated invocations of the Messiah and the General, and requests
+for an opinion of his English speech, we arrived by and by. He was an
+innkeeper, and (by Jesus Christ) "an old sailing man himself."
+
+The inn parlour was most excellently warm, free and easy. We set to with
+hot grog, the brimmer being rebrimmed (if my memory serves me) not once
+nor twice. The room was not one which depressed. Around it hung daubs
+of full-rigged ships of Batavia in the fifties and sixties; there was an
+automatic weighing machine, a most magnificent penny-in-the-slot piano,
+and another apparatus for extracting copper from the air, dressed up as a
+blue windmill, but I did not inquire what it was expected to yield. And
+the wall-paper was tapped with an ample border, in which one saw smooth
+waters, placid smacks, and more windmills.
+
+The other occupants of the room were the quiet set at the tables, a
+drunken Finn seaman with one arm in bandages, a dark-haired musician,
+the landlord and his wife and their good-looking daughter; while from the
+private house other members of the family came and went at need, as
+will be seen.
+
+We provided the landlord with grog. He melted with gratitude, rose,
+and set his horrible piano going, whose wicked hammers champed upon some
+of the harshest wires outside of the barbed-wire dumps. And what is
+more, whenever the piano began, our friend the Finn thought his hour
+had come to shine, and essayed a sort of stamping, stooping dance across
+the floor. This led to persuasion. The landlord persuaded, the landlady
+persuaded, unclassified assistants persuaded, and presently the dancer
+was pleased to be seated once more, exclaiming, "When I come aboard he
+says to me, he says, 'All right, Captain, all right, all right.'" No
+sooner did the music begin afresh than this enthusiast would rise up
+relentlessly as though hypnotized (by the paean) and perhaps stamp out
+a bar or two before being replaced by combined efforts. This kept on
+happening.
+
+None the less, the landlord, who had apparently spent the day in liquid
+rejoicings, was swallowing grog and growing taleful. He claimed all
+sorts of sea service and seemed to know what he was talking about,
+posed even my expert friends with the sailing-ship question: What's
+the difference in build between a Scotch ship, a Nova Scotian, and a
+Yankee? Boxing too was in his line: "Scholar of John L. Sullivan," he
+assured us, and directed admiration to his fist, which was normal. From
+taleful he waxed tuneful. "I'm a chanty-man, y'know," and wiping back
+his gingery-white whiskers he groaned out "Blow the man down," and "The
+streams of our native Australia," in dreadful style. After these, finding
+himself strangely appreciated, he offered and began "a real English song,
+y'know--exchoose me, y'know, if I don't speak the plain English." It was
+"The Maid of the Mill." His rendering was a strain on our tact, and too
+much for one of the young ladies of the house, who was smitten with a fit
+of giggling most right and justifiable. At that, the old villain flew
+into a ridiculous passion, jumped up, and was for hitting this girl.
+He was restrained.
+
+After this unwanted diversion, he returned and (with starts of rage)
+barked out the rest of his song. His wolfhound began, and we began, to
+find the vocalist a nuisance; and as the evening wore on, I thought the
+authentic musician, who played the violin, was beginning to resent our
+presence and success. The daughter of the house foolishly sat at our
+table. The musician, however, was soothed with an honorarium, and with
+much "Auf wieder-sehen!" we went. Even now, however, it was thought
+unseemly to reach the ship in one journey, so halts were called twice;
+and once aboard, the usual arguments kept us out of our beds until four
+or so in the morning.
+
+The two grain-elevators in the port were still busy with a Greek steamer,
+so that, apart from painting, the _Bonadventure_ was idle, and there was
+little to do but row over to the canteens and return with undreamed-of
+quantities of chocolate and cigarettes. Cigars were, to us, as lightly
+bought as matches. As to the painting, it was again mysterious that
+two of the apprentices fell off the stage on which they were working
+alongside; they were soon dressed in borrowed plumage. Suddenly in the
+evening our discharge began.
+
+Lighters of the local type, very long and narrow, were already alongside
+when the tugs swung the first elevator into his place. The huge floating
+turret looked somewhat like a smock mill. The stevedores quickly made
+fast their tackle: four large drain-pipe tubes were let down into the
+chosen hold, and the suckers commenced. There was a drumming boom of
+machinery, mixed with the swish of the ingulfing of the grain and its
+disgorging through broader conduits on the other side of the elevator
+into the river barges. It grew dark, the red and green railway lights
+burned fiercely in brisk air against the last of an orange sunset. But
+the elevator was kept at work, and arc lights hung over the hold showed
+the novel scene of the sliding grain and its trimmers.
+
+One effect of the late-continued drone and thud of the elevator was to
+torment me with war dreams. First I was in an attack, among great rocks,
+under a violent barrage; then, on one of those unforgettable raw, dark
+mornings, I was at the window of a great ruined house behind the line,
+watching the bleary effulgence of the Very lights starting up here and
+there and expecting the worst from a nasty silence, only pierced by single
+shell-bursts. Then, beside the elevator, an infuriated and intoxicated
+bargee stood on the landing-stage about midnight bawling for a boat which
+didn't come. His patience was, however, considerable; he bawled for a
+long hour. In consequence, I suppose, of these matters I arrived very
+late at breakfast amid the usual cries of "You Jonah, you!"
+
+The second elevator arrived, and, like some great iron insect with many
+beaks, began to swallow up the grain from the holds aft. The ship shook
+with the speed and power of the pumping machinery; the long lighters with
+their great round-table steering wheels filled up, battened down, and
+swung away. In one of the holds there were the bags put in at Ingeniero
+White; under them again lay the yellow grain in mass. The elevator's
+proboscis dipped into that grain, while the trimmers unstowed, slit and
+emptied the sacks; so the ship began to lighten, and her bow already
+stood high out of the water.
+
+The red evening sky was smoky with cold; then the stars sparkled with
+frost; and a small gathering enjoyed the oil stove in Bicker's room.
+The steward, in unusual radiance, came in presently, and sang a long
+song concerning a tramp who was flung off a freight train by a brakesman.
+"Because he was only a tramp" (_dying fall_).
+
+This might have been a comment on Mr. W. H. Davies' Autobiography.
+Warmed with his singing and other helps, the steward began to recall
+his acquaintance (on guard) with Royalty, and spun off at tangents with
+affairs half a century more recent: "That b---- flaming butcher-- I
+was going to hit him with a box of matches," and other incidents. I
+was sorry to hear the lank Chips, the next morning, bawling at the
+entrance of the saloon a complaint about the toughness of his meat; the
+steward's new mood deserved anything but that sort of damper.
+
+
+
+
+XXX
+
+
+With little to do, I fought a sort of pillow fight with Meacock, our
+weapons being sacks well stuffed; he won, of course, but it was a popular
+bout. Then there were acrobatic performances on the stays of the funnel.
+The need I had for training appeared on our last night in Emden Port,
+when my sleep was nipped in the bud by the entry of Bicker and Mead.
+Both had the clear spirits raised, in two senses; both thickened voices
+already thick enough. They were disguised (Mead's fancy, I warrant)
+as members of the Ku-Klux-Klan; and besides their costume one bore a
+revolver, the other an air gun impounded from an apprentice. I was
+ordered out of bed, but wished to stop; we argued about it and by good
+luck I hung on. After this, insidious, they declared that a lady who
+knew me and wished to see me had come aboard. This flight of fancy and
+flow of language went on until they sought variety, which they found
+in painting the unfortunate Tich in the alley below in several colours.
+
+The German police, green men and true, watched the ship closely. It was
+rumoured that a shipping clerk and a young woman had eloped and were
+aboard one of the tramps. "Love in a foc'sle," especially ours, was
+considered no bad joke.
+
+One more home circle was held in the starboard alleyway towards
+midnight; gin very prevalent, and the steward also. He fell into a
+sequence of army recollections, which (as the glass was thrust replenished
+into his hand) began on this pattern, "Well, I'm telling you, Mister, at
+three in the afternoon of March the twelfth 1873, we was parading
+outside the Queen's pavilion...." Once more also Mead and myself made our
+way into Emden. The old nooks of buildings and the vistas of narrow
+thoroughfares and lazy waterways, the shops and the folk, all made a
+kindly picture; after supper, we avoided a downpour of sleet in a cafe
+with an orchestra, whose repertory of 4,000 pieces included two by
+English composers, and his name was Sullivan. On our midnight way home,
+we stopped at a Dutchman's bar and asked for and got a dozen hard-boiled
+eggs for a second supper aboard. I was carrying a parcel in hand and
+two bottles, or rather gas-cylinders, of gin in the lining of my
+mackintosh when we reached the German sentry-box beside the Quay. He
+puffed at his pipe as he felt the parcel and saw that all was well.
+
+The iron in the ship began to sweat great drops, and the walls of one's
+bunk glistened with damp. The glass was falling; the water of the basin
+no longer lay smooth as oil but beat against the ship grudgingly. In
+short, excellent Flanders weather ensued the old-established weather,
+guaranteed to cure rabid individuals of war cant after one hour's trial
+(unshelled) on sentry-go or at the ration dump. For the worst and even
+hopeless cases, half an hour's trial on the banks of the Steenbeck was
+confidently recommended--I was lucky now to have a roof leaking but
+little. Phillips showed me the one dry corner in his room--a portion of
+the settee about a foot square.
+
+Hosea's wife joined us in the saloon, and not only by her genial presence
+itself merited our best thanks, but also by her influence on the steward.
+As if by magic, Ideal milk was added to our tinned pears (usually,
+apricots); and the jam changed to strawberry.
+
+At length the elevators ceased from troubling, and the supervisors from
+dilating in _Platt Deutsch_ over the damage in the bilges. The bosun's
+strangled noise timed the hoisting of the ship's boat, which had had
+a busy holiday, to its normal place. The little broker made his last
+appearance round the steward's precincts; and with the heaving up of the
+gangway, the arrival of the tugs, the return of the wireless aerial to its
+heights and the smoking funnel--it, no doubt, never looked better--we
+were ready to depart.
+
+It was twilight when our ropes fore and aft were loosed from the dolphins,
+and the _Bonadventure_ slowly moved into the lock. Here while the port
+authorities made a swift inspection for stowaways and concluded their
+arrangements, we stopped a time, listening to the odd mixture of noise
+from bleating of sheep and hooting of our whistle. Then we moved out to
+sea, not without bumping into the lock wall and gashing the bow. The air
+was intensely cold, and the iron frameworks against the last tinges of
+sunset and the red and white lights were now all there was to see of
+our port of discharge. That episode was over; after midnight, the ship
+stopped at Borkum to put down the pilot, and then, on again. My voyage
+was hurrying into memory.
+
+
+
+
+XXXI
+
+
+Short seas running and a squally wind abeam made the light ship jerk and
+roll. The early sun was hidden in the dull purple of a racing sleet-cloud,
+which passed over the _Bonadventure_ and swept on to lash the dunes of
+Holland lying dim blue along the yellow horizon. The engines beat out
+a cheerful tattoo and sent the ship, wobbling as she went, at eleven
+knots through the green water. The wind grew westerly but not sisterly;
+the melancholy began to expatiate on the short text, "The Longships,"
+but the profusion of fishing smacks out around us seemed to show that no
+tempestuous weather was at hand.
+
+The next morning, a spiritual Beachy Head was glittering like crystal
+in the distance; while the head wind fell upon us, and momently a great
+thud like the impact of a great shell shook the ship's sizable frame and
+lifted her in see-saw style. I watched the south coast sliding by with
+as much excitement as if I had been coming home on leave again. Meacock
+was at his most picturesque with his reminiscences of a hard-case
+ship called the _Guildhall_, but I could not retain what he told me,
+with this distraction of English shores and skies about us. The general
+scene recorded itself; of all the magnificent evenings which my voyage
+had brought forth this was perhaps the nonpareil. The skies were of
+tumultuous colour, requiring one of the old Dutch masters to observe, let
+alone to reproduce. A bright brazen sun, throwing at his whim (as it
+were) his vesture of clouds about him, burnt out below a pavement of
+light ever seething with the leaping waves, and sometimes hidden,
+sometimes emerging, lit the sky astern to a tawny glow, or left it
+sullen as clay. Here, the horizon was an olive green, there, a blue
+girdle; ships in stippled blackness tilted this way and that against it,
+or nearer ploughed grey expanses; and above pillars and cliffs of
+rocky cloud lifted themselves enormously into a firmament purpled or
+kindled into wild flame.
+
+So we hurtled along, the wind flawing, abeam, ahead. The great prow
+mounted high against the sunset, or thrust like the head of a porpoise
+down again into the onslaught of rolling waters. The hand on the lookout
+paced up and down the foc'sle head in loneliness, the officer on the
+bridge answered his call as ever, the seagulls followed the ship with
+their unvarying calm and pride of wing. Presently the fine light of
+Eddystone was our solace.
+
+The last day of my pursership dawned, a day I welcomed and yet was sorry
+to find come. How swiftly it stole by! At seven that morning we were
+midway between the Longships lighthouse and that yet lonelier one the
+Wolf, with Land's End white with snow to feast the eye. The sun was a
+Jolly Bacchus, the waves dancing as green as the young leaves sacred to
+that god, and the happy porpoises ambled among them. Yet still, as we
+swung round the corner, in a veritable procession of funnels and smoke
+trails, a squall came down, heralded by a half-seen rainbow, threw us
+rudely off the poise and chilled the air to winter again. But round went
+the _Bonadventure_ and coasted beneath moors and tors sullenly green
+into the Bristol Channel.
+
+The heavy rolling died away as we passed from the Cornish shore (where
+they are said to eat strangers), and my Emden chilblains felt the weather
+growing much warmer. Indeed, we had not had so mild a day since we left
+Las Palmas. Towards three we came abreast of Lundy Island's bluff, and
+Hartland opposite, a sturdy cliff likewise. The tide helped us well,
+but the wind was veering. Urged by those officers and engineers whose
+wives would be at Barry Docks this evening to greet them, and by his
+own wishes, the chief had promised to bring the _Bonadventure_ to the
+tier in Barry Docks by seven.
+
+Ilfracombe nestling happily under the moors was quickly passed; the
+_Bonadventure_ could move when she had a mind; the mellow green country
+of Somerset parcelled in such English fashion with such straight
+hedgerows, faded astern. The coast of Wales revealed the twin lighthouses
+called the Nash Lights, and still the ship raced on. Then, as if before
+the time, we were entering the locks at Barry, in a smoky twilight,
+after an evening shower; were inside, and tied up to the tier.
+
+Not much remains to add. The next day I scrambled down the rope ladder,
+and bade farewell to the _Bonadventure_, that "dirty ship," not unbeloved;
+and Mead came next. The boat below carried us to the quay, under the
+red hulls of ships gleaming with the light from the dancing ripples; then
+came paying off, a most unpunctual and irritating performance, and
+good-byes to the old friends, from Hosea to Kelly, of the last few
+months; and most of all, perhaps, to that gay spirit Mead. My good-bye
+to these might be, I hoped, no such final one; but my round trip was
+accomplished and I felt that for me "there would be no more sea," so that
+the actual signing off of the purser seemed to me a point in my life's
+course. Then presently, after a hearty last word with Mead--kind be the
+dog-watch stars to him, wherever his ship carry him--I departed; the
+last train for Slowe having, naturally, gone out, I made for the nearest
+town to Slowe, and finishing my journey part on foot, part on a borrowed
+bicycle, was enabled to awaken Mary while the rest of the parish of
+Staizley slept the sleep of the just.
+
+[Illustration: Welcome Sailor!]
+
+
+
+
+
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