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+Title: Questão do Palheiro: Coimbrões e Lisboetas
+
+Author: Urbano Loureiro
+
+Release Date: January 4, 2010 [EBook #30859]
+
+Language: Portuguese
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+                             URBANO LOUREIRO
+
+                           QUESTÃO DE PALHEIRO
+
+                          COIMBRÕES E LISBOETAS
+
+                          Estavas, linda Ignez, posta em socego...
+
+                                   VERSO.
+
+
+                                   PORTO:
+                      NA TYP. DE MANOEL JOSÉ PEREIRA,
+                         4, Rua de Santa Thereza, 6.
+                                    1866.
+
+
+
+
+URBANO LOUREIRO
+
+QUESTÃO DE PALHEIRO
+
+COIMBRÕES E LISBOETAS
+
+    Estavas, linda Ignez, posta em socego...
+
+VERSO.
+
+
+PORTO:
+NA TYP. DE MANOEL JOSÉ PEREIRA,
+4, Rua de Santa Thereza, 6.
+1866.
+
+
+
+
+QUESTÃO DE PALHEIRO
+
+
+COIMBRÕES E LISBOETAS
+
+            Dai passagem, romanos, ao proscripto,
+            Que vem vêr se na praça ha peixe frito!
+                        FABIA.
+
+
+
+
+I.
+
+
+    Ahi p'ra as bandas de baixo
+    que barulho, que rumor!
+    É o vinho do Cartaxo,
+    ou é do Aleixo o licor?
+    A questão anda ateada,
+    por um tris não ha pancada,
+    e nem um cabo sequer!
+    Nem cabos, nem regedor,
+    nem alma viva na rua,
+    nem um cão ladrando á lua,
+    p'ra despertar a patrulha,
+    que resona agasalhada
+    nos capotes d'oleado,
+    ás soleiras encostada
+    sem se importar com a bulha,
+    que me vai na visinhança.
+    Estaremos na Bairrada?!
+
+    Que agentes de seguranca!...
+    Mas falla-se em litt'ratura;
+    litt'ratura d'espartilho
+    e litt'ratura nevoenta...?
+    Adivinhei a final!
+    Não é por vinho o barulho,
+    vem a ser outro o sarilho:
+    é a gente do Quental
+    com a gente do Castilho!
+
+    Ora o leitor quer saber
+    d'onde é que nasce a questão?
+    Vou fallar-lhe sem paixão;
+    attenda e confie em mim,
+    que não sou parte suspeita;
+    a historia, co'a maleita,
+    lá vai tim-tim por tim-tim.
+
+
+
+
+II.
+
+
+    Uma pergunta em segredo
+    a respeito do Castilho.
+    --Sabem quem é o sujeito?--
+    Um velhote de respeito,
+    sempre co'a mão no gatilho
+    d'algum doirado epigramma;
+    que a pedido faz prefacios,
+    onde ha perolas e lama;
+    que não encontra poetas
+    como os Virgilios e Horacios;
+    que foi o author infeliz
+    do a-b-c repentino,
+    e da Lilia abandonada,
+    que p'lo ciume ralada
+    se trespassou co'um pepino.
+
+    Já o conhecem?--Pois bem!
+    Um dia 'stava o bom velho
+    co'uma das mãos n'um joelho,
+    n'um joelho ou n'um artelho,
+    (isto diz-se; não n'o juro)
+    meditando no futuro,
+    talvez prevendo da Hespanha
+    o rebentar da castanha;
+    e batem de rijo á porta.
+    --Quem é?--a criada indaga.
+    --Manoel Pinheiro Chaga.--
+
+    --Manda subir a visita.--
+    E de si p'ra si:--Que praga!--
+    E quando elle entra na sala:
+    --Ó meu amigo, que dita!
+    Como se lembrou de mim
+    no meio dos seus triumphos
+    o Méry do folhetim?--
+    --É lisonja; agradecido;
+    acabei o meu poema...--
+    --E vem a mostrar-m'o, sim?
+    Então, amigo, não trema;
+    o tremer é de criança;
+    em mim não põe confiança?
+    Parece pouco animoso!...--
+
+    --Bagatella! isto é nervoso!
+    Padeço muito dos nervos!--
+    --Eia, sus, ó meu irmão,
+    eia, vate sonoroso!
+    a ti a minha attenção!--
+
+    E o poeta recitou-lhe
+    d'um só fôl'go a _Invocação_:
+    e logo apoz o poema,
+    que na filha d'uma _beef_
+    (p'lo modo séria menina,
+    que o Chaga baptisou Emma)
+    fui descobrir a heroina.
+    E por fim o poemeto,
+    em que o heroe papa-fina,
+    p'ra não dizer papa-moscas,
+    á chuva, mui socegado,
+    medita no seu passado.
+
+    E vai e disse o Castilho
+    quando o Chaga terminou:
+    --Muito bem! dê-me um abraço,
+    aperte-me este espinhaço!
+    O senhor não leu, cantou!
+    Mil parabens!--
+                 --Agradeço,
+    são favor's que não mereço.--
+
+    O velho deu quatro passos,
+    e para encobrir o riso:
+    --Ouça cá, tive uma idéa;
+    se eu lhe escrevesse um «juizo»,
+    p'ra o livro fazer mais bulha,
+    urdido á moda de tea,
+    e n'ella entalado um grulha,
+    que espirrasse co'a pitada?
+    --Vossa excellencia pinhora-me
+    --Acceita?--
+            --Muito óbrigada;
+    isso mesmo era o que eu qu'ria
+    p'ra os volumes não ficarem
+    nos lotos da livraria...--
+    --Então, 'stá dito?--
+                        --'Stá dito!--
+    Retiro-me.--
+              --Adeus, amigo;
+    p'ra tudo conte commigo.--
+
+    E o vate desceu a escada
+    trauteando o pirolito.
+
+
+
+
+III.
+
+
+    Leram do livro o final?
+    Toparam com a pitada
+    ao Anthero do Quental?
+    Pois o Anthero deu patada!
+    Viu em tudo aquillo fel,
+    e sem qu'rer foi á parede!
+    Botou o Castilho a rede
+    e pescou... um bacharel!
+
+    Veio o _bom-senso_ e o _bom-gosto_
+    provar que estava no posto
+    o ratão, que se incumbira
+    de chamar os compradores
+    p'ra o livro que não sahira
+    dos armarios do livreiro
+    sem do Anthero os máos humores.
+
+    Levou p'ra baixo o Castilho;
+    aquillo é que foi malhar!
+    e malhar em ferro frio,
+    segundo se ousa affirmar,
+    que o velhote, esse, nem pio!
+
+    Não se pôde em si conter
+    aquelle pobre Quental!
+    Foi uma tunda de mestre
+    no mestre, mas a valer!
+    Não lhe queiramos nós mal.
+
+    E o Castilho, sempre moita,
+    ri d'aquelle que o espanca;
+    não tinha mais que fazer
+    do que ao Quental responder!
+
+    E o Quental por cima tranca!
+
+
+
+
+IV.
+
+
+    Tinha esquecido dizer
+    que o Quental é coimbrão,
+    e não gosta do Castilho
+    com razão ou sem razão;
+    d'isso não quero saber.
+
+    E de Coimbra e Lisboa
+    os litteratos de prôa
+    saltaram logo p'ra o campo
+    a discutir a questão,
+    pregando fachada á toa,
+    a maior parte no chão,
+    e creio que toda em vão.
+
+    Cada qual quiz ser juiz
+    no barulho, em que o bom-senso
+    appar'ceu, segundo penso,
+    esmorrado do nariz.
+    E veio á arena o Roussado
+    com chalaças a granel
+    (que em chalaça é jubilado)
+    a entampar o bacharel,
+    que havia ao mestre bufado.
+    Sinto que fosse infeliz
+    n'autopsia que fez ás Odes;
+    mas como não é culpado
+    conte que está perdoado.
+
+    O volume do Quental
+    não deve ser máo petisco
+    no sexto ceo do ideal.
+    Comparo-o (mas ao poeta)
+    a qualquer pardal ou pisco,
+    e sobre tudo ao pardal,
+    que pretendesse imitar...
+    que sei? a aguia real,
+    quando fende altiva o ar
+    para as campinas do ceo
+    do mais puro azul sem veu;
+    na phrase dos Victor Hugos,
+    a quem tiro o meu chapeu.
+
+    Ao illustrado Quental
+    peço muita paciencia
+    a par de alguma indulgencia.
+    Desculpe sua excellencia;
+    o que eu digo nada val.
+
+    Siga a bicha em continencia!
+
+
+
+
+V.
+
+
+    Havia ha pouco appa'rcido
+    o reportorio em questão,
+    do senhor Manoel Roussado
+    (aqui tam mal succedido)
+    quando veio um coimbrão
+    chamado, se não me engano,
+    fulano de tal Elmano,
+    a responder ao Anthero,
+    (pondo á parte o trocadilho)
+    com ar ginja e pedantesco,
+    e qu'rendo dar ao Castilho
+    alguns salutar's conselhos.
+
+    O conselheiro burlesco!!...
+
+    Fez _fiasco_ o tal ratão;
+    mesmo na propria Coimbra
+    lhe chamaram papelão.
+    Diz-se aquillo ir burcar lã
+    para surdir tosquiado!
+
+    Parva eschola coimbrã!
+
+    P'lo morto... tres padre-nossos
+    ao deitar, depois de cêa.
+
+    Madrasta eschola, d'Elmano
+    nem sequer terás os ossos!!
+    --Non habebis ossa mea!....--
+
+
+
+
+VI.
+
+
+    Façamos a vista grossa,
+    p'ra não ter de esmiuçar
+    o que disse a grande troça
+    de escriptor's folhetinistas,
+    que no assumpto quiz fallar.
+    (É mais proprio «debicar».)
+
+    Para o lado o Carvalhal,
+    que affirmou que o suicidio
+    não era idéa immoral;
+    e defendeu o Quental
+    com gracinhas de funil,
+    jogadas do Chaga ao livro
+    no «Diario Mercantil».
+    Para o lado o proprio Chaga
+    com todo o seu folhetim;
+    vamos direitos ao Braga
+    a pedir-lhe as Theocracias.
+    Muito bem! agora sim!
+    Que citações e que nomes!
+    Que fundas philosophias!
+    O Braga, palavra d'honra,
+    vale doze livrarias!!....
+
+    Até fallou em javardo!!!....
+
+    Eu prefiro um homem d'estes
+    a qualquer frade bernardo.
+    Pois estouro no Castilho?
+    contam-se as bombas p'las phrases!
+    Ai, velhote, nunca tu
+    te metteras com rapazes!
+    Essa gente--isto é um facto!--
+    que não respeita o rabicho
+    faz de ti gatto-çapato;
+    o melhor é despresal-a,
+    como quem despresa o licho;
+    despresal-a... por capricho!
+
+    Ao Braga, seguiu-se... quem?
+    Ah! o Julio de Castilho,
+    que, no meu pensar, é filho
+    do velhote espadachim;
+    pois trouxe á barra um folheto
+    sem vir tarjado de preto!!!....
+    As tres paginas do fim
+    do bade-meco alludido
+    são talvez as de mais graça!
+    Eu ri-me como um perdido...
+    Não que está boa a chalaça!
+    mesmo boa de uma vez!
+
+    Põe o sê Julio em praça,
+    em portuguez e francez,
+    os nomes, que teem rendido
+    da nossa lyra ao princez
+    homenagens de partido.
+
+    Elle sempre ha cada maça!!...
+
+    Logar a mais um p'ra a sucia,
+    que chegou; é lisboeta.
+    P'lo nome talvez conheçam
+    Amaro Mendes Gaveta,
+    respeitavel escriptor.
+    Elle é muito conhecido;
+    traz algodão n'um ouvido,
+    e tem o pai ferrador.
+
+    Eis o caso!
+                O tal sujeito
+    com basofias de pimpão,
+    a tratar bestas afeito,
+    aos da questão serviu palha,
+    tojo e palha, e com razão.
+    --Desconfio que o Gaveta
+    se propõe a deputado
+    n'esta proxima eleição;
+    eu sei as suas idéas
+    a respeito da fusão.--
+
+    Mas voltando á vacca fria,
+    do tal Amaro direi,
+    que, á parte a semsaboria,
+    tem chiste n'alguns bocados.
+    É pena que entre bons versos
+    viessem alguns errados.
+
+    Isso porém acontece.
+    Quem ha 'hi que um trambulhão
+    n'uma descida não désse?
+
+    --Estava já p'ra fechar.--
+    Não fecharei sem primeiro
+    de um tal Carrero fallar;
+    de um Carrero ou de um Carreiro;
+    tanto não posso affirmar.
+
+    Eu cá, dos dois appellidos,
+    votava p'lo derradeiro.
+
+    _C'est assez_ de divagar.
+
+    O Carrero (seja assim)
+    deixou-me quasi entalado;
+    p'ra dizer o que nos disse
+    antes ficasse calado:
+    ou fizesse á brisa, á lua,
+    versinhos de pé quebrado,
+    como fez outr'ora Ulysses,
+    que no mar das trapisondas,
+    entre outras muitas ratices,
+    caminhou ardendo em braza,
+    por cima das turvas ondas,
+    como nós por nossa caza.
+
+    Deu-se isto quando vivia
+    no cimo da cotovia.
+
+    Se acaso me dão licença,
+    entro na ordem do dia.
+
+
+
+
+VII.
+
+
+    Quem falta mais?--Falto eu,
+    que na renhida questão
+    não sei quem tenha razão.
+
+    P'ra que saibam:--Sou poeta,
+    e se vim com isto á feira
+    no reinado da careta,
+    e da policia secreta,
+    foi que faltar não podia
+    sem mentir á vocação.
+
+    Mas quem se ri d'isto tudo
+    é o Chaga e o Castilho.
+    Nenhum d'elles anda mal.
+    Esta questão do Quental
+    parece questão de entrudo.
+
+    Eu, por mim, tambem me rio,
+    que da historia vejo o atilho.
+
+    E tu, leitor, não te ris?
+    Ri-te de mim, se quizeres;
+    aqui 'stou, aqui me tens.
+    Em vez de fazer colheres,
+    coisa muito aconselhada,
+    fiz o folheto que vês.
+
+    --Não me dês os parabens
+    por esta grande estopada;
+    dá-me só... cinco vintens...
+
+
+
+
+Entrudo, no meu faval,
+tantos de tal.
+
+
+
+
+    Da meia noite ao bater
+    no relogio do visinho,
+    procurando adormecer
+    da cama no patrio ninho.
+
+
+
+
+Preço, o da taxa--100 reis.
+
+
+
+
+
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