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diff --git a/13113-0.txt b/13113-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4b1eda0 --- /dev/null +++ b/13113-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1589 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 13113 *** + +Note: Project Gutenberg also has an HTML version of this + file which includes the original illustration. + See 13113-h.htm or 13113-h.zip: + (http://www.ibiblio.org/gutenberg/1/3/1/1/13113/13113-h/13113-h.htm) + or + (http://www.ibiblio.org/gutenberg/1/3/1/1/13113/13113-h.zip) + + + + +THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION. + +VOL. 17, No. 495.] SATURDAY, JUNE 25, 1831. [PRICE 2d. + + + + * * * * * + + + + +HERMITAGE AT FROGMORE. + +[Illustration] + + +Frogmore is one of the most delightful of the still retreats of +Royalty. It was formerly the seat of the Hon. Mrs. Egerton, of whom it +was purchased by Queen Charlotte, in 1792, who made considerable +additions to the house and gardens. The grounds were laid out by Uvedale +Price, Esq. a celebrated person in the annals of picturesque gardening. +The ornamental improvements were made by the direction of the Princess +Elizabeth, (now Landgravine of Hesse Homburg,) whose taste for rural +quiet we noticed in connexion with an Engraving of Her Royal Highness' +Cottage, adjoining Old Windsor churchyard. [1] + + [1]: See _Mirror_, No 475. + +Frogmore occupies part of a fertile valley, which divides the Little +Park from Windsor Forest, and comprises about thirteen acres. Mr. +Hakewill describes it as "diversified with great skill and taste, and a +piece of water winds throughout it with a pleasing variety of turn and +shape. The trees and shrubs, both native and exotic, which spread their +shade and diffuse their fragrance, are disposed with the best effect; +while buildings are so placed as to enliven and give character to the +general scene. The Ruin was designed by Mr. James Wyatt, and being +seated on the bank of the water, as well as in part in the wood, it +presents, with its creeping ivy and fractured buttresses, a most +pleasing object from various points of the garden. The _Hermitage (see +the Engraving)_ is a small circular thatched building, completely +embowered in lofty trees, and was constructed from a drawing of the +Princess Elizabeth. There is also a Gothic Temple, sacred to solitude, +and a well-imagined and picturesque barn, which heighten the appropriate +scenery. Too much cannot be said of the secluded beauty of this charming +spot, and nothing further need be said of the taste and judgment of +Major Price, to whom its arrangements have been entrusted." + +The _Hermitage_ contains a tablet spread with fruit, eggs, and bread, +and a figure of a hermit reading the Scriptures; at the entrance are +the following lines, written on the marriage of the Princess Royal:-- + + Ye whom variety delights, + Descend awhile from Windsor's heights, + And in this hovel deign to tread, + Quitting the castle for the shed; + Such were the muse's favourite haunts, + From care secluded and from wants. + What nature needs this but can give, + Could we as nature dictates live; + For see, on this plain board at noon + Are placed a platter and a spoon, + Which, though they mark no gorgeous treat, + Suggest 'tis reasonable to eat. + What though the sun's meridian light + Beams not on our hovel bright, + Though others need, we need him not, + Coolness and gloom befit a cot. + Our hours we count without the sun. + These sands proclaim them as they run, + Sands within a glass confined, + Glass which ribs of iron bind; + For Time, still partial to this glass, + Made it durable as brass, + That, placed secure upon a shelf, + None might crush it but himself. + Let us here the day prolong + With loyal and with nuptial song, + Such as, with duteous strains addrest, + May gratify each royal guest; + Thrice happy, should our rural toils + Be requited by their smiles. + +There are other affectionate testimonials in the grounds. The Gothic +ruin contains an apartment fitted up as an oratory, ornamented with a +copy of the Descent from the Cross, modelled in chalk, after the +celebrated painting by Rembrandt; busts of George III. and the Duke of +Kent; a posthumous marble figure of an infant child of his present +Majesty; and an alto-relievo representing an ascending spirit attended +by a guardian angel with the inscription-- + + Monumental Tablet + To the Memory + of + Her Royal Highness the Princess Charlotte. + + + * * * * * + + +ANCIENT WAGES TO MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT. + +(_For the Mirror._) + + +Chamberlayne, in his _Angliæ Notitia_, says, "Although the lords of +parliament are to bear their own charges, because they represent there +only themselves; yet all the commons, both lay and clergy, that is, +_Procuratores Cleri_, are to have _rationales expensus_, (as the words +of the writ are) that is, such allowance as the king considering the +prices of all things, shall judge meet to impose upon the people to pay. +In the 17th of Edward II. it was ten groats for knights, and five groats +for burgesses; but not long after it was four shillings for all others, +which in those days, as appears by the prices of all things, was a +considerable sum, above ten times more than it is now, (1688) for not +only then expenses were considered, though that was great by reason of +the suitable attendance that then every parliament-man had, but also +their pains, their loss of time, and necessary neglect of their own +private affairs for the service of their country; and when the counties, +cities, and boroughs paid so dear for their expenses, they were wont to +take care to chuse such men as were best able, and most diligent in the +speedy despatch of affairs; by which means, with some others, more +business in those times was despatched in parliament in a week, than is +now perhaps in ten; so that the protections for parliament-men and their +servants from arrests were not then grievous, when scarce any parliament +or sessions lasted so long as one of the four terms at Westminster. + +"The aforementioned expenses duly paid, did cause all the petty decayed +boroughs of England to become humble suitors to the king, that they +might not be obliged to send burgesses to parliament; whereby it came to +pass, that divers were unburgessed, as it was in particular granted to +_Chipping_, or _Market-Morriton_, upon their petition; and then the +number of the _Commons House_ being scarce half so many as at present, +then debates and bills were sooner expedited." page 156, 21st. edit. + +Halsted, in his _History of Kent_, tells us, "The pay of the burgesses +of Canterbury was fixed (anno 1411) at two shillings a-day for each, +while such burgess was absent from his family attending his duty. In +1445 the wages were no more than twelve pence a-day; two years +afterwards they were increased to sixteenpence, and in 1503 had again +been raised to two shillings. In Queen Mary's reign, the corporation +refused to continue this payment any longer, and the wages of the +members were then levied by assessment on the inhabitants at large, and +continued to be so raised till these kinds of payments were altogether +discontinued." + +P.T.W. + + + * * * * * + + +THE WORD "EI." + +(_For the Mirror._) + + +This word, which was engraven on the temple of Apollo, at Delphi, has +occasioned much controversy among the literati. The learned and +admirable Plutarch tells us that it means "thou art" as if "thou art +one." The Langhornes, in their life of this philosopher, [2] attack his +opinion as inconsistent with "the whole tenour of the Heathen +Mythology." It in to be observed, that the Greek word for priests is +"[Greek: iereis]" (iereis). But I infer nothing from this; yet at the +same time it is a remarkable circumstance. The objection of the +Langhornes is frivolous; for the sun (Apollo) in most nations, was +considered chief of the gods, and this inscription was placed to prove +his _superiority and unity_. + + [2] Langhorne's Plutarch, vol. i. p. xv.--Limbird's edition. + +It is a very remarkable circumstance, that when the Pythia refused to +enter the temple, at the application of Alexander, "Philip's godlike +son," and he attempting to force her in, she exclaimed--"[Greek: +Anikaetos ei o pai]" (My son, you are invincible.) Now, probably, she +had some other intention in using that word; but, however, that does not +affect the argument. I cannot but consider that Plutarch is right. + +B.K. + + + * * * * * + + +A FAREWELL TO SPAIN. + + FOR MUSIC. + +(_For the Mirror._) + + + Land of the myrtle and the vine, + The sunny citron-tree, + With heart upon the waves I give + My latest look to thee. + + Thy glorious scenes of vale and hill + With joy I now resign, + And seek a more congenial land, + Where Freedom will be mine. + + Farewell! thou hast the iron sway + Of bigots and of slaves, + But mine shall be a chainless heart + Upon the dark blue waves. + + For thee our sires have fought and died, + For thee their blood have given, + When tyrants o'er the trampled field + Like thunder-clouds were driven. + + And has the purple tide in vain, + From hill and vale been poured, + Or do the hopes of Freedom sleep + With mighty Mina's sword? + + Oh! no--the trumpet-voice of war, + Shall proudly sound again, + And millions shall obey its call, + And break their chartered chain! + + Till then, my native hearth and home + I'll joyfully resign; + Farewell! thou song-enchanted land + Of myrtle and of vine. + + _Deal_. G.K.C. + + + * * * * * + + +THE DEATH-BEDS OF GREAT MEN. + +(_For the Mirror._) + + +If there are any remarks which deserve to be recorded for the benefit of +mankind, they are those which have been expressed on a dying bed, when, +unfettered by prejudice or passion, Truth shines forth in her real +colours. Sir John Hawkins has recorded of Dr. Johnson, that when +suffering under that disease which ended in his dissolution, he +addressed his friends in the following words:--"You see the state I am +in, conflicting with bodily pain and mental distraction. While you are +in health and strength, labour to do good, and avoid evil, if ever you +wish to escape the distress that oppresses me." + +When Lord Lyttleton was on his death-bed, his daughter, Lady Valentia, +and her husband, came to see him. He gave them his solemn benediction, +adding--"Be good, be virtuous, my lord; you must come to this." + +The triumphant death of Addison will be remembered with feelings of +pleasure by all. Having sent for the young Earl of Warwick, he +affectionately pressed his hand, saying--"See in what peace a Christian +can die!" + +The father of William Penn was opposed to his son's religious +principles; but finding that he acted with sincerity, was at last +reconciled. When dying, he adjured him to do nothing contrary to his +conscience--"So," said he, "you will keep peace within, which will be a +comfort in the day of trouble." + +Locke, the day before his death, addressed Lady Masham, who was sitting +by his bedside, exhorting her to regard this world only as a state of +preparation for a better. He added, that he had lived long enough, and +expressed his gratitude to God for the happiness that had fallen to his +lot. + +Tillotson, when dying, thanked his Maker that he felt his conscience at +ease, and that he had nothing further to do but to await the will of +Heaven. + +Sir Walter Raleigh behaved on the scaffold with the greatest composure. +Having vindicated his conduct in an eloquent speech, he felt the edge of +the axe, observing with a smile--"It is a sharp medicine, but a sure +remedy, for all woes." Being asked which way he would lay himself on the +block, he replied--"So the heart be right, it is no matter which way the +head lies." + +Latimer, when he beheld a fagot ready kindled laid at Ridley's feet, +exclaimed--"Be of good cheer, master Ridley, and play the man; we shall +this day light such a candle in England, as I hope, by God's grace, +shall never be put out." + +The author of Hervey's Meditations, when on his sick bed, observed that +his time had been too much occupied in reading the historians, orators, +and poets of ancient and modern times; and that were he to renew his +studies, he would devote his attention to the Scriptures. + +The last words which the eminent physician Haller addressed to his +medical attendant expressed the calm serenity of his mind. "My friend," +said he, laying his hand on his pulse, "the artery no longer beats." + +M. De La Harpe, one of the first literary characters of the last +century, who for many years laboured to spread the principles of the +French philosophy, but afterwards became a most strenuous defender of +Christianity, on the evening preceding his death was visited by a +friend. He was listening to the Prayers for the Sick; as soon as they +were concluded, he stretched forth his hand and said--"I am grateful to +Divine mercy, for having left me sufficient recollection to feel how +consoling these prayers are to the dying." + +Cardinal Wolsey, when dying, by slow progress and short journeys, +reached Leicester Abbey. He was received with the greatest respect. His +only observation was, "Father Abbot, I am come to lay my bones among +you." He died three days after, with, great composure and fortitude. He +said, shortly before his death--"Had I but served my God as diligently +as I have served the king, he would not have forsaken me in my grey +hairs; but this is the just reward I must receive for my pains and +study, in not regarding my service to God, but only to my prince." + +Melancthon, a few days before his death, although extremely debilitated, +delivered his usual lecture. At the termination of it, he said, +impressively--"I am a dying man, and these are the three subjects for +intercession with God, which I leave to my children and their little +ones--that they may form part of his church, and worship him +aright--that they may be one in him, and live in harmony with each +other--and that they may be fellow-heirs of eternal life." The day +before his death, he addressed some present--"God bestows talents on our +youth, do you see that they use them aright." While dying, his friends +discerned a slight motion of the countenance, which was peculiar to him +when deeply affected by religious joy. + +W. + + + * * * * * + + + +THE NOVELIST. + + +OSMYN AND ZAMBRI. + +_A Persian Tale. From the French._ + +(_From a Correspondent._) + + +A worthy old Persian having arrived at the end of an irreproachable +life, experienced in his last moments the greatest uneasiness for the +fate of his two sons, whom he was about to leave without fortune, +without a livelihood, and without a prospect. The elder called Osmyn, +was twenty years of age, and the younger, eighteen, bore the name of +Zambri. + +As the old man drew near his last hour, he thought much less of his own +sufferings than of the fate of his children, when his ear was agreeably +struck with a soft and melodious voice, which said to him, "Fear +nothing, old man, I will watch over your children; die in peace as thou +hast lived. I bring a present for each of your sons; let them make good +use of it, and one day perhaps they may be re-united, and live in +happiness." + +At these words a balsamic odour spread itself in the cottage, and a +bright light discovered to the view of the astonished Persian, the +features of a young man, whose expressive countenance had in it +something celestial. It was a beneficent genius, who after having +deposited his presents on the bed of the old man, vanished like +lightning. The old man called his two sons, they ran eagerly towards him +with a light, and approached the bed of their father, who related to +them the visit he had been honoured with, and showed them the presents +of the genius. On one side was a small box covered with brilliant +spangles; on the other a sheet of paper carefully sealed. "Come Osmyn," +said the old man, "you are the eldest, it is for you to choose." + +Osmyn attracted by the richness of the box, chose it with eagerness, and +poor Zambri was obliged to be contented with the humble envelope. The +old man embraced them, blessed them, and died as one resigning himself +to the arms of hope. After having wept sincerely the death of so good a +father, and having rendered the last offices to his remains, the two +brothers were anxious to know what aid they should find in the presents +of the genius. Osmyn opened his little box and found it filled with +pastilles of divers forms and colours. He was almost tempted to laugh at +the meanness of such a gift, when he perceived these words written on +the lid of the box--"_Each time that thou eatest one of these pastilles, +thine imagination will bring forth a poem perfect in all its parts, +sublime and delicate in its details, such in short as will surpass the +ablest works of the best Persian poets._" + +Osmyn did not want vanity; the possession of so fine a secret failed not +to turn his young brain, and a hundred illusions of fortune and glory +presented themselves at once to his imagination. + +From the value of the present given by the genius to his brother, Zambri +doubted not that his paper contained also some marvellous secret. He +opened it and read with as much surprise as sorrow--"_A new Receipt for +preparing Sherbet._" Some lines pointed out the method of composing a +liquor, of which one drop only being infused in a bowl of Sherbet, would +give it a taste and perfume hitherto unknown to the most voluptuous +Asiatics. + +Osmyn was overjoyed, and Zambri was in despair; Osmyn wished not to quit +his brother, but the orders of the genius were imperative. The two +brothers embraced each other tenderly, shed tears, and separated. The +eldest took the road to Bagdad, where all the learned, and all the poets +of Asia were assembled to attend the court of the Caliph. As to poor +Zambri, he quitted the cottage of his father, carrying nothing with him +but _the humble receipt for preparing Sherbet_, and leaving to chance +the direction of his course. + +Before his arrival at Bagdad, Osmyn had already eaten half-a-dozen of +the pastilles, and consequently carried with him half-a-dozen poems, +beside which were to fade the productions of the greatest Eastern poets. +But he soon found that pretenders to talent often succeed better than +those who really possess it. He felt the necessity of connecting himself +with literary men, and men of the world; but he only found them occupied +with their business, their pleasures, or their own pretensions. Under +what title could he present himself? Under that of a poet? The court and +the city overflowed with them; they had already filled every avenue. To +consult his fellows would be to consult his rivals; to ask their praises +would be to ask a miser for his treasures. Besides, so many books +appeared, that people did not care to read. However, Osmyn's works were +published, but they were not even noticed in the multitude of similar +productions. + +After having vegetated four or five years at Bagdad, without obtaining +anything but weak encouragement given by wise men, (who are without +influence because they are wise,) poor Osmyn began to lose the brilliant +hopes that formerly had dazzled him. However, by dint of eating the +pastilles, he at last attracted some notice. If it requires time for +genius to emerge from obscurity, no sooner is it known than recompense +is made for slow injustice. It is sought after not for itself, but for +the sake of vanity. Envy often avails itself of it as a fit instrument +subservient to its own purposes. Soon, in fact, the works of Osmyn only +were spoken of, and after languishing a long time unnoticed, he saw +himself at once raised to the pinnacle, without having passed the steps +which lead from misery to fortune, from obscurity to glory. + +The Caliph desired to see so great a genius, and to possess him at his +court. Osmyn was overwhelmed with favours; he sung the praises of the +Caliph with a delicacy that other poets were far from being able to +imitate. The Caliph admired delicate praise the more because it is rare +at court. + +So much merit and favour besides, soon created the jealousy of other +poets, and likewise of the courtiers. Even those, who had showed +themselves the most enthusiastic admirers of Osmyn's talents, feared to +see themselves eclipsed by this new comer, and resolved to destroy the +idol they had raised so much higher than they wished. + +One of the poets, Osmyn's enemy, was employed to compose a satire +against the Caliph, and it was agreed that this should be circulated +under the favourite's name. From that time the avenger of the common +cause never quitted Osmyn, nor ceased to load him with praises and +caresses. + +One day when Osmyn delivered an extempore poem before the Caliph, his +rival, after having warmly applauded him, cast down his eyes by +accident, and saw shining on the floor one of the pastilles that Osmyn, +who was led away by the vivacity of his declamation, had let fall by +mistake. The traitor snatched it up, and put it mechanically in his +mouth. + +The pastille produced its effect; the poet felt a sudden inspiration, +left the hall and flew to compose the projected satire. He was surprised +at his own aptitude; the verses cost him no trouble, but flowed of +themselves. The bitterest expressions escaped from his pen without his +seeking for them. In short, in an instant, he brought forth a true +_chef-d'oeuvre_ of malice. + +He continued some moments in ecstacy with his work, and carried it in +triumph to his friends--or rather to his accomplices. The satire was +received with the liveliest applause: it was the pure and vigorous style +of Osmyn. The writer had imitated his handwriting; and soon the libel +was spread about in his name. + +Murmurs arose on all sides against the ingratitude of Osmyn. The satire +fell into the hands of the Caliph, who in his rage ordered the +unfortunate Osmyn to be stript of all his property, and driven from +Bagdad. Osmyn, overpowered by the blow, could not defend himself; +besides, how could he make his innocence heard amidst the cries of his +calumniators. + +After having wandered a long time, every where imploring pity--sometimes +meeting with kindness, but oftener repulsed with selfishness--he +arrived, at nightfall, before a superb country house, magnificently +illuminated. He heard the accents of joy mingled with the sounds of a +brilliant concert of music, and saw all the signs of a splendid fête. +However, the thunder began to roll, the sky was obscured by heavy +clouds, and Osmyn's miserable clothing was soon drenched by the rain. + +He approached this beautiful house, in hopes to find there, if not +hospitality for the night, at least an asylum for some minutes. The +slaves perceived him, and said to him harshly--"What do you ask, +beggar?" + +"A humble shelter from the storm, a morsel of bread to appease my +hunger, and a little straw to rest my body on, borne down by fatigue." + +"Thou shalt have none of these." + +"For pity--" + +"Begone!" + +"See how it rains!--Hear how it thunders!" + +"Go elsewhere, and come not to disturb by thy presence the pleasures of +our master." + +Osmyn was on the point of obeying this order, when the master of the +house, who had witnessed this scene from a window, came down, called his +slaves, and ordered them to receive the unfortunate man, to procure him +clothes, a bed, and all he was in need of. "Misery," said he, "misery is +for him who revels in the presence of the poor, and suffers them to +plead for assistance in vain; and misfortune for the rich who, cloyed +with luxuries, refuse a morsel of bread to a famishing stranger. Poor +traveller, go and repose thyself, and may the Prophet send thee +refreshing slumbers, that thou mayst for a time forget thy sufferings." + +"Oh Heaven!" cried Osmyn, "what voice strikes my ear? It is the +voice--the voice of Zambri!" + +"Zambri! what! do you know him?" + +"Heavens! do I know him?--Do I know my brother?" + +"You my brother!" cried Zambri in his turn. "Can it be? That voice--those +features, disfigured by poverty and misery. Ah! I recognise you, my dear +Osmyn!" + +No more need be said: he flew to embrace his brother; but Osmyn, +overcome by the excess of his joy, fell senseless at his feet. + +He was conveyed into the finest apartment of the villa, every assistance +was afforded him, and he was soon restored. Zambri ordered him +magnificent apparel, and taking him by the hand, conducted him to the +banquet, and presented him to his friends. After the repast, Osmyn +related all the vicissitudes of his fortune, his long suffering, his +rapid glory, the jealousy and perfidy of his enemies, "But thou," added +he, "my dear Zambri, by what good fortune do I find you in such an +enviable situation? What! this beautiful house, this crowd of slaves, +these sumptuous ornaments!--to what dost thou owe them?" + +"_To the receipt for preparing Sherbet,_" said Zambri, smiling. "Listen +to my story, it is very simple. Soon after we parted, I directed my +steps towards Teflis, where I sought only to gain a livelihood. On my +arrival, I went into the public places where the opulent people +assemble, to refresh themselves with ices and sherbet. I solicited +employment there, but was refused, and harshly sent away. Not knowing +what to do, and not having money to procure a subsistence, I went at +length to one of the obscure cafés, frequented by the lowest people. The +master of this wretched place, who was named Mehdad, agreed to accept my +services. I prepared a bottle of the liquor for which the good genius +had given me the receipt, but the ingredients of which, although cheap, +I had not before been able to purchase, and soon I found an immense +company crowding to Mehdad's café. The rich people also would take no +other; and Mehdad soon had before him the prospect of becoming opulent. + +"He had a daughter; she was young and beautiful; I became enamoured of +her, and ventured to ask her hand. I had preserved the secret of my +receipt. Mehdad was ignorant that he owed his good fortune to me, and +believed that it was through his own talent. He rejected my offer with +disdain, and drove me from his house. Poor fellow! he was not the first +who, without knowing it, had driven good luck from his home. + +"I had gained some money in his service; and I employed the fruit of my +economy in forming for myself an establishment in one of the public +gardens of Teflis, on the banks of the charming river Khur. Here I +erected a small, but elegant pavilion, and I sold my Sherbet to all the +promenaders of the garden. In a short time Mehdad, and all the cafés of +Teflis, were abandoned for my little pavilion. Zambri's Sherbet was +alone in demand: it was spoken of in all companies--it was taken at all +festivals. The garden of Zambri was crowded from morning till night. The +multitude was attracted towards my pavilion like swarms of flies towards +a honey-comb. I was compelled to erect a pavilion ten times larger than +the former, and I decorated it magnificently. + +"A year had scarcely elapsed before I had acquired a considerable +fortune. I quitted my new establishment, returned to the city, and +purchased merchandize of all descriptions. I prepared a great quantity +of this favourite liquor, to which I owe all my wealth. I sent it to all +the cities of Persia, and into the most distant countries. Heaven seemed +to smile on my exertions. A beautiful widow, aged twenty years, saw and +loved me; I was not insensible to her charms. We made mutual vows of +attachment, and marriage crowned my happiness. + +"We have acquired this charming retreat, and reside here during the most +beautiful season of the year, amongst our good friends, who, in +partaking our pleasures, add to them the charms of their society. + +"How many times, dear Osmyn, have my thoughts been occupied with thee! +Often have I said, in the midst of my prosperity, Where is my +brother?--where dwells Osmyn? No doubt the invaluable secret he +possesses has gained him an immense fortune, and raised him to the +pinnacle of honour. But I see that in these times happiness, +tranquillity, and perhaps riches, are more easily obtained by humble and +modest employment, than by splendid abilities. In the course of my +transactions, I have met with vexations and disappointments. Sometimes +my Sherbet has been imitated; but the fraud has always been discovered, +and the intrigues of my rivals have added to my reputation. At length I +have found that it is easier to satisfy the caprice than the judgment of +mankind, and that those who could not understand the merits of a clever +work, would readily agree upon the subject of a delicious and agreeable +beverage." + +Thus spoke the good Zambri: he strove affectionately to console Osmyn. +The two brothers separated no more; and, thanks to the _receipt for +preparing_ _Sherbet_, they lived long together amidst the pleasures +that wealth commands, and the still more true and solid happiness +procured by peace and friendship. + + + * * * * * + + + +THE NATURALIST. + + +BOTANY OF SHAKSPEARE. + + +At a recent meeting of the Medico-Botanical Society, a very interesting +dissertation on the medicinal plants which occur in the plays of +Shakspeare, from the pen of Mr. Rootsay, of Bristol, was read, and +excited considerable attention. The hebenon henbane alluded to in +_Hamlet_, the mandragora, the various plants so beautifully alluded to +in _Romeo and Juliet_, and in other dramas, were the subject of the +inquiry, and much classical information was displayed by the ingenious +author in the illustration of the subject. We hope to report more +respecting this very interesting paper to our readers. + + + * * * * * + + +THE CUTTLE-FISH. + + +The following account of the _sepia media_, a small species of +cuttle-fish, is given by Mr. Donovan, in his "Excursion through South +Wales:"--"When first caught, the eyes, which are large and prominent, +glistened with the lustre of the pearl, or rather of the emerald, whose +luminous transparency they seemed to emulate. The pupil is a fine black, +and above each eye is a semilunar mark of the richest garnet. The body, +nearly transparent, or of a pellucid green, is glossed with all the +variety of prismatic tints, and thickly dotted with brown. At almost +every effort of respiration, the little creature tossed its arms in +apparent agony, and clung more firmly to the finger; while the +dark-brown spots upon the body alternately faded and revived, +diminishing in size till they were scarcely perceptible, and then +appearing again as large as peas, crowding, and becoming confluent +nearly all over the body. At length, the animal being detained too long +from its native element, became enfeebled, the colours faded, the spots +decreased in size, and all its pristine beauty vanished with the last +gasp of life." + +W.G.C. + + * * * * * + + +THE OSTRICH. + + +The Ostriches in the Gardens of the Zoological Society would be truly a +noble pair, were it not for an unnatural curve in the neck of the male, +in consequence, it is said, of its having formerly swallowed something +more than usually bulky and hard of digestion. + + + * * * * * + + + +MANNERS AND CUSTOMS OF ALL NATIONS. + +[Illustration] + + +RUSSIAN BURIAL GROUND. + + +Mr. James's popular Journal of a Tour in Russia, &c., has supplied the +above illustration of honours paid to the dead in that country. The Cut +represents one of the Cemeteries of the government of Tchernigoff. Mr. +James describes it as planted around with trees, and studded thick with +wooden crosses, oratories, and other permanent marks of reverence. The +general appearance of piety with which these grounds are kept up, their +sequestered situation apart from any town, the profound veneration with +which they are saluted by the natives, added to the dark and sepulchral +shade of the groves, lend them an interest with which the tinsel +ornaments of more gorgeous cemeteries can in no degree compare. + + + * * * * * + + +ANCESTORS. + + +Some nations pay particular attention to the memory of their ancestors. +The Quojas, a people of Africa, offer sacrifices of rice and wine to +their ancestors, before they undertake any considerable action; and the +anniversaries of their death are always kept by their families with +great solemnity; the king invokes the souls of his father and mother to +make trade flourish and the chase succeed. But the Chinese have +distinguished themselves above all other nations, by the veneration in +which they hold their ancestors. Part of the duty, according to the laws +of Confucius, which children owe their parents, consists in worshipping +them when dead. They have a solemn and an ordinary worship for this +purpose, the former of which is held twice a year with great pomp, and +is described as follows by an eye witness:--The sacrifices were made in +a chapel, well adorned, where there were six altars, furnished with +censers, tapers, and flowers. There were three ministers, and behind +them two young acolites: he that officiated was an aged man, and a new +Christian. The three former went with a profound silence, and made +frequent genuflexions towards the five altars, pouring out wine; +afterwards they drew near to the sixth, and when they came to the foot +of the altar, half bowed down, they said their prayers with a low voice. +That being finished, the three ministers went to the altar; the priest +took up a vessel full of wine, and drank; then he lifted up the head of +a deer, or goat; after which, taking fire from the altar, they lighted a +bit of paper, and the minister of ceremonies turning towards the people, +said, with a high voice, that he gave them thanks in the name of their +ancestors, for having so well honoured them; and in recompense he +promised them, on their part, a plentiful harvest, a fruitful issue, +good health and long life, and all those advantages which are most +pleasing to men. + +The Chinese have also in their houses a niche, or hollow place, in which +they put the names of their deceased fathers, to which they make prayers +and offerings of perfumes and spices at certain periods. + +A.V. + + * * * * * + + +THE SELECTOR; +AND LITERARY NOTICES OF _NEW WORKS_. + + +HISTORY OF POLAND. + + +This volume, a goodly octavo, will be peculiarly acceptable at the +present season. It presents a lucid view of Polish history, from the +earliest period to the present eventful moment; and, as a passage of +immediate interest, we quote the following character of the President of +the National Government of Poland: + + This illustrious personage, Prince Adam Czartoryski, is the + eldest son of the late prince of the same house, and is + descended from the family of Jagellon, the ancient sovereigns of + Lithuania. His father was long known, not only as a nobleman of + the first rank in Poland, but as one of the most accomplished + scholars in Europe. Such was his reputation, that at the period + of the last vacancy in the throne of Poland, Poniatowski + (afterwards king) was deputed by the diet to propitiate the + Empress Catherine, to second the election of Czartoryski; but + the deputy's handsome form found such favour in the licentious + eyes of the modern Messalina, that he ceased to urge the suit of + the diet, and returned the avowed nominee of his imperial + mistress. Prince Czartoryski's claims on the throne, popularity, + and consequent influence, rendered him odious to the court of + St. Petersburg, and when the last act of spoliation was + perpetrated, his lands were ravaged, his beautiful Castle of + Pulawy destroyed, and a sentence of extermination pronounced + against him, unless he would consent to send his two sons, one + the subject of this notice, and the other Prince Constantino + Czartoryski, as hostages to St. Petersburg. To avoid this + wretched alternative, the prince and his princess, who still + survive, consented to the separation, and the two young + noblemen, were placed under the eye of those who were deemed + worthy, by the Autocrat, of reforming their principles. The + talents displayed by both brothers soon obtained for them the + admiration of the court; and as it was of great importance to + gain them over, every mark of imperial favour was heaped upon + them by the Emperor Alexander, with whom, from infancy, they had + established terms of the utmost familiarity. The elder brother + held for a long time the portfolio of the Foreign Office, and, + in his official capacity, accompanied his imperial master to the + scenes of some of his most serious disasters. During Napoleon's + invasion, Prince Constantino was in Poland, and confiding in the + integrity of the then master of the destinies of Europe, and + breathing naught but freedom for his country, he joined the + banners of the invader, and raised a regiment at his own expense + to aid in the cause of liberation. At Smolensk he received a + severe wound, from the effects of which he has never yet + recovered. He resides at Vienna. + + The influence of Prince Adam Czartoryski proved to be singularly + useful to Poland after the downfall of Napoleon. He interposed, + and interposed successfully, between the anger of Alexander and + his suffering country; and, on the establishment of the kingdom + of Poland, was appointed the curator of all the universities, + both there and in the incorporated provinces. These duties he + sedulously discharged, until he was superseded by the notorious + Count Novozilzoff. From this period he has lived in retirement, + faithfully performing all the duties of private life. The + promotion of agriculture, science in all its branches, and + kindly offices among mankind, constituted his occupations until + recent events drew him from his privacy. The first call was made + by the Russian functionaries, as stated in the text, for the + purpose of self-protection! the second was that of his devoted + country, when a government was essential to success. He was + chosen not only one of the five members of the executive body, + but its president, a station which he still honourably fills. + Into his new office he has carried all the unostentatious and + disinterested virtues that adorned Pulawy, and there is little + doubt that if (and no one suspects that such will not be the + case) the independence of Poland be fairly won, the choice of + his country will point to him as its sovereign. Having finished + his academical career at the University of Edinburgh, he early + acquired a strong taste for English institutions and for + Englishmen, and of this he gave substantial proof by devoting + 250 l. a-year to the exclusive purchase of English books. His + revenues are enormous; but his liberality is unbounded; and, as + it is a rule in his munificent establishment to provide + liberally for the families of all his dependants, his means are + comparatively restricted, but his personal wants are few; and + that he is ready to accommodate himself to circumstances, was + well shown by his only observation on hearing of the + confiscation of his large property in Podolia by Nicholas. + "Instead of riding, I must walk, and instead of sumptuous fare, + I must dine on buck-wheat."[3] Such is a faint outline of this + illustrious man's character. Were it only for the admirable + example of such an individual guiding the reigns of the + government of a devoted people, it is most ardently to be hoped + that Poland may triumph over her enemies, and be raised to that + rank from which she was degraded only by the basest of + treasons.--_Fletcher's History of Poland._ + + [3] The common food of the poor. + +As the pronunciation of the Polish language is attended with some +difficulty, the author of this work has, in his advertisement, subjoined +the following hints, taken principally from the "Letters Literary and +Political on Poland, Edinburgh, 1823." + +All vowels are sounded as in French and Italian; and there are no +diphthongs, every vowel being pronounced distinctly. The consonants are +the same as in English, except + +_w_, which is sounded like _v_, at the beginning of a word; thus, +Warsawa--_Varsafa_; in the middle or at the end of a word it has the +sound of _f_, as in the instance already cited; and Narew--_Nareff_. + +_c_, like _tz_, and never like _k_; thus, Pac is sounded _Patz_. + +_g_, like _g_ in Gibbon; thus, _Oginski_. + +_ch_, like the Greek [Greek: ch] or _k_; thus, Lech--_Lek_. + +_cz_, like the English _tch_ in pitch;--thus, Czartoryski pronounce +_Tchartoryski_. + +_sz_, like _sh_ in _shape_; thus, Staszyc like _Stashytz_. + +_szcz_, like _shtch_; thus, Szczerbiec like _Shtcherbietz_. + +_rz_, like _j_ in _je_, with a slight sound of _r_; thus, +Rzewuski--_Rjevuski_. + + + * * * * * + + +WHITE'S BAMPTON LECTURES. + + +Dr. Dibdin has prefixed the subsequent Note to one of these Lectures +(Character of Christ compared with that of Mahomet), which he has +reprinted in vol. iii. of the _Sunday Library_:-- + + "Of all the sermons preached in this, or in any other country, + THESE are perhaps the most celebrated; or, if this observation + require qualification, the only exception may be in favour of + those of the _Petit Carême_ of MASILLON. For three successive + terms, the church of St. Mary's, at Oxford, was crowded with an + auditory breathless in admiration of the splendour of diction + and vividness of imagery manifested in these discourses. The + subject treated of--'_A Comparison of Mahometanism and + Christianity in their History, their Evidences, and their + Effects_'--was new and striking in the pulpit of the University + Church. A great deal of highly wrought expectation, from more + than a whisper spread abroad of the sources whence the chief + materials had been derived, preceded their publicity; and the + preacher, although by no means remarkable for elegance of + manner, or ductility and melody of voice, applied his whole + energies to the task of giving power and effect to his delivery. + He succeeded, greatly beyond his own expectations; and the + University rung with his praises. The fame which ensued was + merited; for the public, till then satisfied with the tame + polish and cold invective of BLAIR, became delighted by the + union of such harmony of language, skilfulness of argument, and + singularity of research, as were blended in these lectures. Yet + it may be questioned, not only whether a display of similar + talent would _now_ receive the like applause, but whether many + subsequent courses of Bampton lectures have not rendered a more + essential service to Christianity. + + "But, extraordinary as was the result of the _preaching_ of + these Bampton lectures, perhaps a more extraordinary history + belongs to their _composition_; and posterity will learn, with + wonder, and perhaps with mingled pity and contempt, that the + measures resorted to by the Laudian Professor of Arabic, in + order to impose upon his best friend and most able coadjutor, + DR. PARR, form such a tissue of petty artifice and intrigue as + scarcely to be believed. The whole plot, however, is minutely + and masterly developed in Dr. Johnstone's _Life of Dr. Parr_, + vol. i. p. 216-281, to which I refer the curious reader for some + very singular particulars. The facts, as there delineated, are + simply these:--A secret correspondence was carried on between + Professor White and Mr. Badcock, a dissenting minister of + Devonshire, who furnished the greater part of the materials of + these lectures; which materials, copied out by Professor White, + with a few emendations and additions, were sent to Dr. Parr as + the exclusive composition of the Professor. Several of the + lectures are wholly Badcock's, by the express admission of Dr. + White; and the undeniable evidence of a douceur of 500l. from + the Professor to Mr. Badcock, is a sufficiently solid proof of + the value in which the former held the labours of the latter. + There could be no violation of any great moral feeling in the + transaction thus simply considered; for the labourer was worthy + of his hire; but the evasive subtleties and shuffling + subterfuges by which the literary intercourse was stubbornly + denied, and attempted to be set aside, by Professor White, is + matter of perfect astonishment! In the mean while, Dr. Parr + steadily continued his critical labours, believing that the + Professor sought no _aid_ but his _own_. He revised, added, and + polished at his entire discretion; and while it is allowed that + _one-fifth_ at least, of these lectures are the work of his + learned hand, he undoubtedly gave to the whole its last and most + effectual polish. The history which belongs to his discovery of + the collateral aid of Badcock, is curious and amusing; but can + have no place here. It does great credit to the head and heart + of Dr. Parr. Thus the reader will observe that no small interest + is attached to the volume from which the ensuing extracts are + made: a volume, full, doubtless, of extensive and learned + research, and exhibiting a style remarkable alike for its + consummate art and harmonious copiousness." + + + * * * * * + + +WEALTH OF HENRY VII. + + +The hoard amassed by Henry, and "most of it under his own key and +keeping, in secret places at Richmond," is said to have amounted to near +1,800,000 l., which, according to our former conjectures, would be +equivalent to about 16,000,000 l.; an amount of specie so immense as to +warrant a suspicion of exaggeration, in an age when there was no control +from public documents on a matter of which the writers of history were +ignorant. Our doubts of the amount amassed by Henry are considerably +warranted by the computation of Sir W. Petty, who, a century and a half +later, calculated the whole specie of England at only 6,000,000 l.--This +hoard, whatever may have been its precise extent, was too great to be +formed by frugality, even under the penurious and niggardly Henry. A +system of extortion was employed, which "the people, into whom there is +infused for the preservation of monarchies a natural desire to discharge +their princes, though it be with the unjust charge of their counsellors, +did impute unto Cardinal Morton and Sir Reginald Bray, who, as it after +appeared, as counsellors of ancient authority with him, did so second +his humours as nevertheless they did temper them. Whereas Empson and +Dudley, that followed, being persons that had no reputation with him, +otherwise than by the servile following of his bent, did not give way +only as the first did, but shaped his way to those extremities for which +himself was touched with remorse at his death."[4] The means of exaction +chiefly consisted in the fines incurred by slumbering laws, in commuting +for money other penalties which fell on unknown offenders, and in the +sale of pardons and amnesties. Every revolt was a fruitful source of +profit. When the great confiscations had ceased, much remained to be +gleaned by true or false imputations of participation in treason. To be +a dweller in a disaffected district, was, for the purposes of the king's +treasure, to be a rebel. No man could be sure that he had not incurred +mulcts, or other grievous penalties, by some of those numerous laws +which had so fallen into disuse by their frivolous and vexatious nature +as to strike before they warned. It was often more prudent to compound +by money, even in false accusations, than to brave the rapacity and +resentment of the king and his tools. Of his chief instruments, "Dudley +was a man of good family, eloquent, and one that could put hateful +business into good language; Empson, the son of a sieve-maker, of +Towcester, triumphed in his deeds, putting off all other respects. They +were privy counsellors and lawyers, who turned law and justice into +wormwood and rapine."[5] They threw into prison every man whom they +could indict, and confined him, without any intention to prosecute, till +he ransomed himself. They prosecuted the mayors and other magistrates of +the city of London, for pretended or trivial neglects of duty, long +after the time of the alleged offences; subservient judges imposed +enormous fines, and the king imprisoned during his own life some of the +contumacious offenders. Alderman Hawes is said to have died heartbroken +by the terror and anguish of these proceedings. [6] They imprisoned and +fined juries who hesitated to lend their aid when it was deemed +convenient to seek it. To these, Lord Bacon tells us, were added "other +courses fitter to be buried than repeated."[7] Emboldened by long +success, they at last disdained to observe "_the half face of +justice_,"[8] but summoning the wealthy and timid before them in private +houses, "shuffled up" a summary examination without a jury, and levied +such exactions as were measured only by the fears and fortunes of their +victims.--_Mackintosh's England_, Vol. 2. + + [4] Bacon, iii. 409. + + [5] Ibid. iii. 380. + + [6] See examples in Bacon, iii. + + [7] Bacon, iii. 382. + + [8] E: Ibid. 381. + + + * * * * * + + + +SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY. + + +THE COURSE OF THE NIGER. + + +The discovery of the termination of the course of the Niger, will be of +the greatest importance to geography, to our political power, and to +civilization. + +With regard to geography, perhaps the contradiction which was afforded +by the various sources whence we derived our knowledge of the character +of the interior of Africa, and of the course of, next to the Nile, the +most renowned, and, as was considered from the same accounts, the +greatest river of that country, have in late times given unlimited zest +in the pursuit of further information, and has not in the least +detracted from the pleasure with which we find that we are indebted to +our countrymen for the solution of this all-absorbing problem. It +appears, that among the ancients many facts connected with the geography +of the interior of Africa were well known, which have still been an +object of discussion among the moderns; and of these, we may enumerate +the occurrence of a large lake or marsh (for it is either, at different +seasons of the year), whose real existence, beyond the speculations of +geographers, was very unsatisfactorily established, until the journey of +Denham and Clapperton; and the fact of the occurrence of a great river +in the west, emptying itself into the ocean, though many were of opinion +that it lost itself in an inland marsh, or in the desert, while others +supported the opinion of its identity with the Nile of the Egyptians. +The researches of Ptolemy and the Arabian geographers on the Nile of the +Negroes, and in later times the travels of Leo Africanus, who was a Moor +of Grenada, demonstrated the absurdity of this opinion; and how +extraordinary that, in the boasted perfection of human intellect, it +should have been broached several centuries afterwards, and that the +barometric levellings of Bruce should have been necessary to enforce +conviction! It is not at all improbable that Hanno, the Carthaginian, as +advanced by Macqueen, reached the Bight of Benin, or of Biafra; and +certainly the geographical information obtained on these countries by +Herodotus and Edrisi was more accurate than the speculations of many +modern geographers. Observation had demonstrated to the moderns that no +large river emptied itself into the ocean on the north-west coast, +though it required a more accurate acquaintance with the Senegal and the +Gambia before it was fully ascertained that they were not the outlets of +this great stream. The progress of navigation along the south-eastern +shores of Africa also showed that no large river emptied itself into the +sea along that coast; while the settlements of the Portuguese on the +coast to the south of Cape Lopez, led them, at an early period, to adopt +the opinion afterwards supported by Mungo Park and Mr. Barrow, that one +or more of the rivers in their vicinity were the outlets of the great +river of the interior of Africa. Two celebrated geographers, D'Anville +and Major Rennell, however, espoused the theory of the waters emptying +themselves into the Wangara, or great marsh; which argument underwent +various modifications in the hands of different geographers; and though +the probability of its emptying itself into the Gulf of Guinea had been +pointed out on the continent, and vigorously supported in this country, +an expedition was fitted out to explore the Congo or Zaire, which, +though unfortunate to the individuals concerned, was yet satisfactory in +a geographical point of view, and demonstrated that the rivers south of +Cape Lopez were not the outlets of the waters of the Niger, and gave +origin to a speculation which partook of all the characters of a romance +of the desert, beneath the sands of which its author buried the gigantic +stream, loaded with the waters of the Wangara or Lake Tchad, to make it +flow into the Mediterranean at the Syrtis of the ancients. + +In the history of geography there are no examples of greater +perseverance and courageous determination than in the efforts made to +triumph over the difficulties presented in the solution of this +important question. Since 1815, there has scarcely a year passed in +which a new attempt has not been made; and of these, if we recede a +little farther back, twenty-five were made by our countrymen, fourteen +by Frenchmen, two by Americans, and one by a German; of which but a +small number, since the days of Houghton, have not fallen victims to +their heroic devotion. + +Mungo Park first observed the direction of the stream which had become +as much an object of discussion as its termination; and, strange to say, +after the present discovery, it will, in some parts of its course, still +remain so. The unfortunate traveller just alluded to, previous to his +descent of the river, obtained some information from Moors and from +negroes, on its course by Timbuctoo. The Jinnie of Park is synonymous +with Jenné, Giné, Dhjenné, of other writers, as Jenné has again been +confounded with Kano or Kanno. It may be a figurative term--for the +Jinnie of Park was on an island, as was the Jenné of the Moorish +reports, while the Jenné of some travellers is at a short distance from +the river. This cannot be the case with regard to Timbuctoo, which is +visited by caravans twice a year from Morocco; nor is the name met with +any where, except the two first syllables in the town of Timbo, which +cannot be mistaken for Timbuctoo. + +Major Laing had discovered the source of the Niger to be in the +mountains of Loma, in 9 deg. 15 min. west latitude, and had ascertained +its course for a short distance from its source. We were also aware of +the existence of one or two streams joining the great river, or +branching from it near Timbuctoo. De Lisle had marked a river Gambarra, +on his maps drawn up for Louis XV., and not without good authority. This +is the river coming from Houssa; and the Joliba of modern travellers is +a river, we could prove, from the concurring testimony of a variety of +sources, coming from the north-west, and joining its waters with, that +is to say flowing into the Niger, in the immediate neighbourhood of +Timbuctoo; still at that point the Kowarra, or Quorra of the Moors, or +Quolla of the Negroes, who always change the _r_ for _l_ a name which, +according to Laing, it has at its sources--according to Clapperton, it +preserves beyond Timbuctoo, and is probably still the name of the same +stream at its embouchure in the Bight of Biafra. The Quarrama is another +tributary stream which passes by Saccatoo, and falls into the Quorra +above Youri, and above the point where Mungo Park was wrecked; and the +line of country between this river and the Shashum, comprising the hills +of Doochee, of Naroo, and of Dull, is the line of water-shed to the +rivers joining the Quorra on the one hand, and those emptying themselves +into the Wangara on the other. The course given by Sultan Bello, and the +information obtained by Major Denham, both pointed out a river coursing +to the east, which is probably the branch followed by the Landers: for +its termination in Lake Tchad had not even the air of probability; +though it is not, on the other-hand, at all improbable that other +branches empty themselves into the Bight of Benin, by the rivers +Formosa or Volta, according to information given to Captain Clapperton +and Major Laing. + +We had intended to embody some remarks upon the pretended journey of +Caillié; but we find we have already occupied too much space in details +necessary to make the geographical nature of the question well +understood; and we shall content ourselves with remarking, that the +discovery of the termination of the Quorra, or Niger, tends to throw a +degree of improbability upon the narrative of that individual, which it +will require much ingenuity to explain away. It is certain that the +latitude given to Timbuctoo by the editor of those travels, and upon +which sufficient ridicule has already been thrown in the Edinburgh +Geographical Journal, may be considered as an error entirely of the +editor's, who, by taking it upon himself, will relieve the burden of the +mistake from the traveller, and thus lighten the weighty doubts which +might in consequence bear upon the remainder of the details; for the +situation of that city, as given by Jomard, is quite inconsistent with +the situation it must be in, from the ascertained source, direction, and +termination of the river. There can be no doubt but that a portion of +the labours presented to the public as the travels of Caillié are +founded upon valid documents, wherever obtained, and probably most of +the errors are those of the editor. But though authorities can be found +in support of the division of the Quorra into two branches; one of +which, the Joliba, flows to the north-west, and the other in an almost +opposite direction,--fact which has no analogy in geography, and, what +is better, no existence in nature; yet no authority can be found for +placing Timbuctoo on a river flowing north from the Niger. + +The details which will be given to us by the results of this successful +expedition will, then, not only be of assistance in allying the existing +condition of things with the knowledge of the ancients, but it will +enable us to reduce to a few facts the many contradictory statements +which have originated in the variety of the sources of information, and +the individual and national rivalry which the interest of the question +gave birth to among the geographers of the present day. It will also be +of importance, as it was connected with a great question, as to the +possibility of a large river traversing an extensive continent, or +losing itself in a marsh or lake, or being buried in the extensive sands +of the desert. By laying open the interior of Africa to us, it will +increase our political strength and commercial advantages on those +coasts;--it will enable us to put into practice an amelioration long +contemplated by Mr. Barrow, in the choice of our settlements on those +coasts;--it will place the greatest and most important vent of the +barbarous and inhuman traffic of negroes in our possession; and it will +enable us to diffuse the benefits of superior intelligence among an +ignorant and suffering people.--Literary Gazette. + + + * * * * * + + + +SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS. + + +DISAGREEABLES. + +BY THE ETTRICK SHEPHERD. + + "For four things the earth is disquieted, and five which it + cannot bear." AGUR. + + + This world is a delightful place to dwell in, + And many sweet and lovely things are in it; + Yet there are sundry, at the which I have + A natural dislike, against all reason. + I never like A TAILOR. Yet no man + Likes a new coat or inexpressibles + Better than I do--few, I think, so well: + I can't account for this. The tailor is, + A far more useful member of society + Than is a poet;--then his sprightly wit, + His glee, his humour, and his happy mind + Entitle him to fair esteem. Allowed. + But then, his self-sufficiency;--his shape + So like a frame, whereon to hang a suit + Of dandy clothes;--his small straight back and arms, + His thick bluff ankles, and his supple knees, + Plague on't!--'Tis wrong--I do not like a tailor. + + AN OLD BLUE-STOCKING MAID! Oh! that's a being, + That's hardly to be borne. Her saffron hue, + Her thinnish lips, close primmed as they were sewn + Up by a milliner, and made water-proof, + To guard the fount of wisdom that's within. + Her borrowed locks, of dry and withered hue, + Her straggling beard of ill-condition'd hairs, + And then her jaws of wise and formal cast; + Chat-chat--chat-chat! Grand shrewd remarks! + That may have meaning, may have none for me. + I like the creature so supremely ill, + I never listen, never calculate. + I know this is ungenerous and unjust: + I cannot help it; for I do dislike + An old blue-stocking maid even to extremity. + I do protest I'd rather kiss a tailor. + + A GREEDY EATER! He is worst of all. + The gourmand bolts and bolts, and smacks his chops-- + Eyes every dish that enters, with a stare + Of greed and terror, lest one thing go by him. + The glances that he casts along the board, + At every slice that's carved, have that in them + Beyond description. I would rather dine + Beside an ox--yea, share his cog of draff; + Or with a dog, if he'd keep his own side; + Than with a glutton on the rarest food. + A thousand times I've dined upon the waste, + On dry-pease bannock, by the silver spring. + O, it was sweet--was healthful--had a zest; + Which at the paste my palate ne'er enjoyed. + My bonnet laid aside, I turned mine eyes + With reverence and humility to heaven, + Craving a blessing from the bounteous Giver; + Then grateful thanks returned. There was a joy + In these lone meals, shared by my faithful dog, + Which I remind with pleasure, and has given + A verdure to my spirit's age. Then think + Of such a man, beside a guzzler set; + And how his stomach nauseates the repast. + "When he thinks of days he shall never more see. + Of his cake and his cheese, and his lair on the lea, + His laverock that hung on the heaven's ee-bree, + His prayer and his clear mountain rill." + I cannot eat one morsel. There is that, + Somewhere within, that balks each bold attempt; + A loathing--a disgust--a something worse: + I know not what it is. A strong desire + To drink, but not for thirst. 'Tis from a wish + To wash down that enormous eater's food-- + A sympathetic feeling. Not of love! + And be there ale, or wine, or potent draught + Superior to them both, to that I fly, + And glory in the certainty that mine + Is the ethereal soul of food, while his + Is but the rank corporeal--the vile husks + Best suited to his crude voracity. + And far as the bright spirit may transcend + Its mortal frame, my food transcendeth his. + + A CREDITOR! Good heaven, is there beneath + Thy glorious concave of cerulean blue, + A being formed so thoroughly for dislike, + As is a creditor? No, he's supreme, + The devil's a joke to him! Whoe'er has seen + An adder's head upraised, with gleaming eyes, + About to make a spring, may form a shade + Of mild resemblance to a creditor. + I do remember once--'tis long agone-- + Of stripping to the waist to wade the Tyne-- + The English Tyne, dark, sluggish, broad, and deep; + And just when middle-way, there caught mine eye, + A lamprey of enormous size pursuing me! + L---- what a fright! I bobb'd, I splashed, I flew. + He had a creditor's keen, ominous look, + I never saw an uglier--but a real one. + This is implanted in man's very nature, + It cannot be denied. And once I deemed it + The most degrading stain our nature bore: + Wearing a shade of every hateful vice, + Ingratitude, injustice, selfishness. + But I was wrong, for I have traced the stream + Back to its fountain in the inmost cave, + And found in postulate of purest grain, + It's first beginning.--It is not the man, + The friend who has obliged us, we would shun, + But the conviction which his presence brings, + That we have done him wrong:--a sense of grief + And shame at our own rash improvidence: + The heart bleeds for it, and we love the man + Whom we would shun. The feeling's hard to bear. + + A BLUSTERING FELLOW! There's a deadly bore, + Placed in a good man's way, who only yearns + For happiness and joy. But day by day, + This blusterer meets me, and the hope's defaced. + I cannot say a word--make one remark, + That meets not flat and absolute contradiction-- + I nothing know on earth--am misinformed + On every circumstance. The very terms, + Scope, rate, and merits of my own transactions + Are all to me unknown, or falsified, + Of which most potent proof can be adduced. + Then the important thump upon the board, + Snap with the thumb, and the disdainful 'whew!' + Sets me and all I say at less than naught. + What can a person do?--To knock him down + Suggests itself, but then it breeds a row + In a friend's house, or haply in your own, + Which is much worse; for glasses go like cinders; + The wine is spilled--the toddy. The chair-backs + Go crash! No, no, there's nothing but forbearance, + And mark'd contempt. If that won't bring him down, + There's nothing will. Ah! can the leopard change + His spots, or the grim Ethiop his hue? + Sooner they may and nature change her course, + Than can a blusterer to a modest man: + He still will stand a beacon of dislike. + A fool--I wish all blustering chaps were dead, + That's the true bathos to have done with them. + +_Fraser's Magazine._ + + + * * * * * + + + +THE GATHERER. + + A snapper up of unconsidered trifles. + SHAKSPEARE. + + +GAD'S HILL. + + +Gad's Hill, not far from Chatham, was formerly a noted place for +depredations on seamen, after they had received their pay at the latter +place. The following robbery was committed there in or verging on the +year 1676: About four o'clock one morning, a gentleman was robbed by one +Nicks, on a bay mare, just as he was on the declivity of the hill, on +the west side. Nicks rode away, and as he said, was stopped nearly an +hour by the difficulty of getting a boat, to enable him to cross the +river; but he made the best use of it as a kind of bait to his horse. +From thence he rode across the county of Essex to Chelmsford. Here he +stopped about an hour to refresh his horse, and give the animal a +ball;--from thence to Braintree, Bocking, and Withersfield; thence over +the Downs to Cambridge; and from thence, keeping still the cross roads, +he went by Fenny Stratford, [9] to Godmanchester and Huntingdon, where +he and his mare baited about an hour; and, as he said himself, he slept +about half an hour: then holding on the north road, and keeping a full +gallop most of the way, he came to York the same afternoon; put off his +boots and riding clothes, and went dressed as if he had been an +inhabitant of the place, to the bowling-green, where, among many other +gentlemen, was the Lord Mayor of the city. He, singling out his +lordship, studied to do something particular that the mayor might +remember him, and then took occasion to ask him what o'clock it was. The +mayor, pulling out his watch, told him the time, which was a quarter +before, or a quarter after eight at night. Upon a prosecution for this +robbery, the whole merit of the case turned upon this single point:--the +person robbed, swore to the man, to the place, and to the time, in which +the robbery was committed; but Nicks, proving by the Lord Mayor of +York, that he was as far off as _Yorkshire_ at that time, the jury +acquitted him on the bare supposition, that the man could not be at two +places so remote on one and the same day. + + [9] Fenny, or Fen Stanton, not Stratford, must be here meant, as + the former is in the direct road from Cambridge to Huntingdon. + +I need not remind your numerous readers that the roads in 1676 were in a +very different plight to those of 1831; at the former period it would +not have been possible for Tom Thumb to have trotted sixteen miles an +hour on any turnpike road in England. Even my friend, the respected +driver of the Old Union Cambridge Coach to London, can remember, in his +time, the coach being two days on the road, and occasionally being +indebted to farmers for the loan of horses to drag the coach wheels out +of their sloughy tracks. + +J.S.W. + + + * * * * * + + +DIGNIFIED REPROOF. + + +Catherine Parthenay, niece of the celebrated Anna Parthenay, returned +this spirited reply to the importunities of Henry IV.--"Your majesty +must know, that although I am too humble to become your wife, I am at +the same time descended from too illustrious a family ever to become +your mistress." + +P. + + * * * * * + + +L--A--W. + + +The circumlocution and diffuseness of law papers--the apparent +redundancy of terms, and multiplicity of synonymes, which may be found +on all judicial proceedings, are happily hit off in the following, which +we copy from _Jenk's New York Evening Journal_:-- + +"A LAWYER'S STORY.--Tom strikes Dick over the shoulders with a rattan as +big as your little finger. A lawyer would tell you the story something +in this way:--And that, whereas the said Thomas, at the said Providence, +in the year and day aforesaid, in and upon the body of the said Richard, +in the peace of God and the State, then and there being, did make a most +violent assault and inflicted a great many and divers blows, kicks, +cuffs, thumps, bumps, contusions, gashes, wounds, hurts, damages, and +injuries, in and upon the head, neck, breast, stomach, lips, knees, +shins, and heels of the said Richard, with divers sticks, staves, canes, +poles, clubs, logs of wood, stones, guns, dirks, swords, daggers, +pistols, cutlasses, bludgeons, blunderbusses, and boarding pikes, then +and there held in the hands, fists, claws, and clutches of him the said +Thomas." + + + * * * * * + + +WATERLOO--"FORGET ME NOT." + + "On one of these graves I observed the little wild blue flower, + known by the name of 'Forget me not'."--_Visit to the Field of + Waterloo._ + + + No marble tells, nor columns rise, + To bid the passing stranger mourn, + Where valour fought, and bled, and died, + From friends and life abruptly torn. + + Yet on the earth that veils[10] their heads, + Where bravest hearts are doom'd to rot, + This simple flower, with meek appeal, + Prefers the prayer "Forget me not." + + Forget! forbid my heart responds + While bending o'er the hero's grave-- + Forbid that e'er oblivion's gloom + Should shade the spot where rest the brave. + + Fond kindred at this awful shrine + Will oft, with footsteps faltering, + Approach and drop the pious tear-- + Sad Memory's purest offering. + + And well their country marks those deeds-- + The land that gave each bosom fire: + Deeds that her proudest triumph won, + But gaining, saw her sons expire. + + And ages hence will Britain's sons, + As trophied tributes meet their view, + Admire, exult--yet mourn the pangs + These glories cost, at Waterloo. + +D. + + + [10] The layer of earth scarce covers the bodies, so may be + called a veil. + + + * * * * * + + +SWORD PRESENTED BY THE KING TO THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON, ON THE +ANNIVERSARY OF WATERLOO. + + +On the hilt, and executed in high relief, are branches of oak +surrounding the crown. The bark of the branches are opening, which +display the words--"India, Copenhagen, Peninsula, and Waterloo." The top +part of the scabbard exhibits his majesty's arms, initials, and crown; +the middle of the scabbard exhibits the arms and orders of the Duke of +Wellington on the one side, and on the reverse his batons. The lower end +has the thunderbolt and wings, the whole surrounded with oak leaves and +laurel, with a rich foliage, in which was introduced the flower of the +Lotus. The blade exhibits, in has relief, his majesty's arms, initials, +and crown; the arms, orders, and batons, of the Duke of Wellington, +Hercules taming the tiger, the thunderbolt, the British colours bound up +with the caduceus and fasces, surrounded by laurel, and over them the +words--"India, Copenhagen, Peninsula, and Waterloo," terminating with a +sheathed sword, surrounded by laurel and palm. + + + * * * * * + + +ODDITIES. + + +Fashion-mongers make odd work with language. Thus, we read of Mrs. +Ravenshaw giving a "petit" _souper_ to about 150 of the _haut ton_. + +The _Court Journal_, too, tells us that a few days since Lord Lansdowne +met with "a severe accident," by which "he suffered no material injury." + +The Queen's dress at her last ball was "white and silver, striped with +blue." The song says-- + + To be nice about trifles + Is trifling and folly;-- + +but the _modistes_ can gather little from such a description as the +above. + +In the Zoological Gardens is a pheasant, one of whose feathers measures +5 feet 11 inches in length! + +A "_Charming Fellow_,"--The records of the Horticultural Society inform +us that _Lady_ Cochrane has been elected "a Fellow of the Society." + + +VEDI PAGANINI E MORI. + See Paganini, and then _die_! + I beg to tell a different story; + And to the _bowing_ crowd I cry, + See Paganini, and then Mori! + _Court Journal._ + +In a List of New Books and Reprints we find one by "Bishop Home; in +silk, 2s. 6d." + + _Epitaph on Spenser._ + _In Spenserum._ + + Famous alive and dead, here is the odds, + Then god of poets, now poet of the gods. + +The Philomathic Society of Warsaw have elected Mr. Campbell a +corresponding member, as "Campbell _Tomes_ Poète Anglais."--_Literary +Gazette._ + +_Anatomy._--The price for unopened subjects in Paris is 5 francs, or 4s. +2d.; and 3 francs, or 2s. 6d. for opened ones.--_Lancet_. + + + * * * * * + + +THE LORD CHANCELLOR. + +Vol. XVII. of the MIRROR, + + +With a Steel-plate Portrait of this illustrious Individual, Memoir, &c., +50 Engravings, and 450 closely printed Pages, will be published on the +30th instant, price 5s. 6d. boards. + +Part 110, price 10d., will be ready on the same day. + +The Supplementary Number will contain the above Portrait, a copious +Memoir, Title-page, Index, &c; and, from its extension beyond the usual +space, will be published at 4d. + + * * * * * + +Printed and Published by J. 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