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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 13004 ***
+
+MORE GOOPS AND HOW NOT TO BE THEM
+
+By Gelett Burgess
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Books by Gelett Burgess_
+
+    VIVETTE; or the Memoirs of the Romance Association. Small, Maynard
+    & Co., Boston. 152 pp. 8vo. $1.25
+
+    A GAGE OF YOUTH; Poems, chiefly from the "Lark." 58 pp. Small 8vo.
+    Small, Maynard & Co., Boston. $1.00
+
+    THE ROMANCE OF THE COMMONPLACE; A Collection of Essays upon the
+    Romantic View of Life. 152 pp. Small 4to. Elder & Shepard, San
+    Francisco. $1.50
+
+    THE LIVELY CITY O' LIGG; A Cycle of Modern Fairy Tales for City
+    Children. With 53 illustrations (8 in color) by the Author.
+    Frederick A. Stokes Co., New York. 210 pp. Small 4to. $1.50.
+    Boards, $1.00
+
+    THE BURGESS NONSENSE BOOK; Being a complete Collection of the
+    Humorous Masterpieces of Gelett Burgess, Esq. With 196 illustrations
+    by the Author. 239 pp. Small 4to. Frederick A. Stokes Co., New York.
+    Cloth, $2.00 net. Boards, $1.25
+
+    GOOPS, and How to Be Them; A Manual of Manners for Polite Infants.
+    With 90 illustrations by the Author. Frederick A. Stokes Co., New
+    York. 88 pp. 5th edition. Small 4to. $1.50
+
+    MORE GOOPS, and How Not to Be Them; A Manual of Manners for
+    Impolite Infants. With 90 illustrations by the Author. 88 pp.
+    Small 4to. Frederick A. Stokes Co., New York. $1.50
+
+
+
+
+MORE GOOPS AND HOW NOT TO BE THEM
+
+
+A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants Depicting the Characteristics
+of Many Naughty and Thoughtless Children With Instructive Illustrations
+
+By GELETT BURGESS
+
+
+NEW YORK
+
+Frederick A. Stokes Company
+
+Publishers
+
+
+COPYRIGHT, 1903, BY GELETT BURGESS
+
+_Published September, 1903_
+
+       *       *       *       *       *
+
+[Illustration: (Ex Libris)]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: CONTENTS]
+
+
+_CONTENTS_
+
+
+  Introduction                           Goop! Goop! Goop!
+  Window-Smoochers                       Visiting
+  A Low Trick                            Picking and Stealing
+  When to Go                             Loyalty
+  "Ain't"                                Indolence
+  Nell the Nibbler                       The Law of Hospitality
+  Justice                                The Flower Hospital
+  A Puzzle                               Puppy Goops
+  Frankness                              Exaggeration
+  The Duty of the Strong                 Noise! Noise! Noise!
+  Walking with Papa                      Stealing Rides
+  Piano Torture                          Untidy Goops
+  At Table                               A Goop Party
+  How to Eat Soup                        Inquisitiveness
+  Baby's Apology                         Don't Be Good
+  In the Street                          Write Right!
+  Sick Furniture                         Wet Feet
+  Borrowed Plumes                        Dress Quickly!
+  The Goop Picnic                        Danger!
+  Book-Manners                           The Reason Why
+  Poor Mother!                           In Goop Attire
+  Cheating                               Impossible
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Introduction]
+
+
+_INTRODUCTION_
+
+
+  Children, although you might expect
+  My manners to be quite correct
+  (For since I fancy I can teach,
+  I ought to practice what I preach),
+  'Tis true that I have often braved
+  My mother's wrath, and misbehaved!
+  And almost every single rule
+  I broke, before I went to school!
+  For that is how I learned the way
+  To teach you etiquette to-day.
+  So when you chance to take a look
+  At all the maxims in the book,
+  You'll see that most of them are true,
+  I found them out, and so will you,
+  For if you are as GOOP derided,
+  You may perhaps reform, as I did!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Window-Smoochers]
+
+
+_WINDOW-SMOOCHERS_
+
+
+  Little Goops are marking
+    On the window pane;
+    I forbid, in vain!
+  Noses, when they're greasy,
+  Leave a smooch so easy!
+    Rub it out again!
+  I shall have to scold them,
+  For I've often told them,
+    Kindly, to refrain!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: A Low Trick]
+
+
+_A LOW TRICK_
+
+
+  The meanest trick I ever knew
+  Was one I know _you_ never do.
+  I saw a Goop once try to do it,
+  And there was nothing funny to it.
+  He pulled a chair from under me
+  As I was sitting down; but he
+  Was sent to bed, and rightly, too.
+  It was a _horrid_ thing to do!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: When To Go]
+
+
+_WHEN TO GO_
+
+
+  When you go a-calling,
+    Never stay too late;
+  You will wear your welcome out
+    If you hesitate!
+  Just before they're tired of you,
+    Just before they yawn,
+  Before they think you are a Goop,
+    And wish that you were gone,
+  While they're laughing with you,
+    While they like you so,
+  While they want to keep you,--
+    _That's_ the time to go!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: "Ain't"]
+
+
+_"AIN'T"_
+
+
+  Now "ain't" is a word
+  That is very absurd
+   To use for an "isn't" or "aren't."
+  Ask Teacher about it:
+  She'll say, "Do without it!"
+   I wish you would see if you can't!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Nell the Nibbler]
+
+
+_NELL THE NIBBLER_
+
+
+  She ate some chocolate drops at 1,
+    At 2, she thought she'd take
+  A little jelly and a bun;
+    At 3, some frosted cake.
+
+  At 4, she nibbled at a roll;
+    At 5, a doughnut spied,
+  And ate it (all except the hole),
+    And then some cookies tried.
+
+  At 6, she didn't feel quite right,
+    And didn't care for dinner.
+  She said she had no appetite,
+    With so much Goop-food in her!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Justice]
+
+
+_JUSTICE_
+
+
+  Whenever brother's sent to bed,
+    Or punished, do not go
+  And peer at him and jeer at him,
+    And say, "I told you so!"
+
+  Nor should you try to make him laugh
+    When he has been so bad;
+  Let him confess his naughtiness
+    Before you both are glad!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: A Puzzle]
+
+
+_A PUZZLE_
+
+
+  There are about a thousand things
+    I'm not allowed to do;
+  Most everything I'm fondest of
+    I'm told is wrong--are you?
+
+  They say, "_Please don't do that, my child!_"
+    They say, "_You mustn't, dear!_"
+ I hope sometime I'll learn what's right,
+   For now it seems so queer!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Frankness]
+
+
+_FRANKNESS_
+
+
+  When you are talking, I expect
+  You'd better hold your head erect!
+  Please look me squarely in the eye
+  Unless you're telling me a lie.
+  For if you crouch and look askance,
+  Regarding me with sidelong glance,
+  I'll think it is a Goop I see
+  Who is _afraid_ to look at me!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: The Duty of the Strong]
+
+
+_THE  DUTY OF  THE  STRONG_
+
+
+  You who are the oldest,
+  You who are the tallest,
+  Don't you think you ought to help
+  The youngest and the smallest?
+
+  You who are the strongest,
+  You who are the quickest,
+  Don't you think you ought to help
+  The weakest and the sickest?
+
+  Never mind the trouble,
+  Help them all you can;
+  Be a little woman!
+  Be a little man!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Walking With Papa]
+
+
+_WALKING WITH PAPA_
+
+
+  "Won't you walk a little farther?"
+    Said a Goop to his Papa;
+  "It is really quite delightful,
+    And we haven't travelled far;
+  Wont you walk a little farther,
+    There's a house I'd like to see!
+  Won't you walk a little farther,
+    Till we reach that cherry-tree?"
+
+  "Won't you carry me? I'm tired!"
+    Whined a Goop to his Papa;
+  "And my feet are sore and weary,
+    And we've gone so _very_ far!
+  Won't you carry me? I'm tired!
+    And I _can't_ walk back alone!
+  Won't you carry me? I'm tired!"
+    And the Goop began to groan.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Piano Torture]
+
+
+_PIANO TORTURE_
+
+
+  Pianos are considered toys
+  By Goops, and naughty girls and boys;
+    They pound upon the keys,
+  They lift the cover up, on top,
+  To see the little jiggers hop,
+    And both the pedals squeeze!
+
+  But instruments so rich and fine
+  (Especially if they're not mine)
+    I ought to treat with care;
+  So when my elder sister plays
+  She'll find it is in tune always,
+   Nor injured anywhere!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: At Table]
+
+
+_AT TABLE_
+
+  Why is it Goops must always wish
+  To touch _each_ apple on the dish?
+  Why do they never neatly fold
+  Their napkins until they are told?
+  Why do they play with food, and bite
+  Such awful mouthfuls?  Is it right?
+  Why do they tilt back in their chairs?
+  _Because they're Goops!_ So no one cares!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: How to Eat Soup]
+
+
+_HOW TO EAT SOUP_
+
+  Whenever you are eating soup
+  Remember not to be a Goop!
+  And if you think to say this rhyme,
+  Perhaps 'twill help you every time:
+
+  _Like little boats that put to sea,
+  I push my spoon AWAY from me;
+  I do not tilt my dish, nor scrape
+  The last few drops, like hungry ape!_
+
+  _Like little boats, that, almost filled,
+  Come back without their cargoes spilled,
+  My spoon sails gently to my lips,
+  Unloading from the SIDE, like ships._
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Baby's Apology]
+
+
+_BABY'S APOLOGY_
+
+
+  Dear little seed, queer little seed,
+   Tucked into bed in the garden,
+  Why don't you grow? Why, don't you know
+    Baby is asking your pardon?
+
+  Out, little seed! Sprout, little seed!
+   Baby did wrong without knowing!
+  Hoping for you, groping for you,
+   To see if you _really_ were growing.
+
+  Break, little seed! Wake, little seed!
+   Baby will watch and not harm you.
+  Everything's bright, everything's right,
+    Nothing is here to alarm you.
+
+  Dress, little seed! Yes, little seed,
+    Fold your green leaflets around you;
+  _There_, little seed! Fair little seed,
+    Baby's _so_ glad he has found you!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: In the Street]
+
+
+_IN THE  STREET_
+
+
+  Peelings on the sidewalk,
+    Apple-cores and all,
+  Kick them in the gutter;
+    Save some one a fall!
+  Barrel hoops, glass, and cans,
+    And wires in the street,
+  Kick them in the gutter;
+    You'll save some horse's feet!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Sick Furniture]
+
+
+_SICK FURNITURE_
+
+
+  Sitting on the table,
+  Standing on the chairs,
+  That's the way the legs are broken and the cushion tears!
+  How'd you like to pay the bill for varnish and repairs?
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Borrowed Plumes]
+
+
+_BORROWED PLUMES_
+
+
+  Don't try on the wraps,
+  The bonnets and caps
+    Of company coming to call!
+  Admire, if you please,
+  But garments like these
+    Should always feel safe in the hall!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: The Goop Picnic]
+
+
+_THE GOOP PICNIC_
+
+
+  They came to the best sort of place for a rest,
+    On the grass, with the trees overhead,
+  They sat down in a bunch and they opened their lunch,
+    And they had a be-autiful spread!
+
+  And when they were done, and they'd had all their fun,
+    They proved they were Goops, or were blind;
+  For they picked up their wraps and they left all their scraps
+    For the _next_ picnic party to find!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Book Manners]
+
+
+_BOOK-MANNERS_
+
+
+  If you scribble on your books,
+  How disgustable it looks!
+  Here a word, and there a scrawl,
+  Silly pictures over all!
+  Take a paper, or a slate,
+  If you want to decorate!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Poor Mother!]
+
+
+_POOR MOTHER!_
+
+
+  Oh! Isn't it shocking!
+  Just look at your stocking!
+    Just look at your brand new boots!
+  Your waist is all torn
+  And your trousers are worn--
+    Just _look_ at the holes in your suits!
+
+  Your father is working
+  All day, without shirking,
+    To pay for the clothes that you wear;
+  Your mother is mending
+  All day, and attending
+    To you, with the kindest of care.
+
+  And so, while you're playing,
+  Think of father, who's paying,
+    And mother, who's working so hard;
+  While you kneel on your knees,
+  Or climb up the trees,
+    Or make your mud pies in the yard!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Cheating]
+
+
+_CHEATING_
+
+
+  I thought I saw a little Goop
+    Who didn't pay his fare;
+  I looked again; the passengers
+    Were gazing at him, there.
+  "They think that he's a thief!" I said;
+    "I wonder does he care?"
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Goop! Goop! Goop!]
+
+
+_GOOP! GOOP! GOOP!_
+
+
+  Goop! Goop! Goop!
+    I wish you'd wash your face!
+  Goop! Goop! Goop!
+    Your hands are a disgrace!
+  Goop! Goop! Goop!
+    Put things back in their place!
+  I wish you were polite,
+    Instead of a
+  Goop! Goop! Goop!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Visiting]
+
+
+_VISITING_
+
+  When a Goop goes out to visit,
+  'T isn't very pleasant, is it,
+    To hear him ask his friends for things to eat?
+  And to hear the little sinner
+  Say he wants to stay to dinner
+    Is a piece of impoliteness hard to beat!
+
+  "_Mother said that I could stay_
+  _If you asked me!_" is the way
+    That a Goop will make them ask him to remain.
+  It is better to be slighted
+  Than to stay when not invited,
+    For they _never_ ask a Goop to come again!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Picking and Stealing]
+
+
+_PICKING and STEALING_
+
+
+  When you are fetching bread, I trust
+  You never nibble at the crust
+
+  When in the kitchen, do you linger
+  And pinch the cookies with your finger?
+
+  Or do you peck the frosted cake?
+  Don't do it, please, for Mother's sake!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Loyalty]
+
+
+_LOYALTY_
+
+  Mother's found your mischief out!
+    What are you going to do?
+  Cry and sulk, or kick and shout?
+  Tell your mother all about
+    Brother's mischief, too?
+
+  Or,
+  Take your punishment, and say,
+    "I'll be better, now!"
+  Never mind the horrid way
+  Brother treated you, at play;
+    Don't tell it, anyhow!
+
+  It is the Goops, who have no shame,
+  Who say, "_'Twas some one else to blame!_"
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Indolence]
+
+
+_INDOLENCE_
+
+
+  There was a Goop who lay in bed
+  Till half-past eight, the sleepy-head!
+  He couldn't find his stockings, for
+  He'd thrown them somewhere on the floor!
+  He couldn't find his reading-book;
+  He had forgotten where to look!
+  His breakfast grew so very cold,
+  This lazy Goop began to scold;
+  And then he blamed his mother, kind!
+  "_You made me late to school_!" he whined.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: The Law of Hospitality]
+
+
+_THE LAW OF HOSPITALITY_
+
+
+  There is a very simple rule
+    That every one should know;
+  You may not hear of it in school,
+    But everywhere you go,
+  In every land where people dwell,
+    And men are good and true,
+  You'll find they understand it well,
+    And so I'll tell it you:
+
+  _To every one who gives me food,
+    Or shares his home with me,
+  I owe a debt of gratitude,
+    And I must loyal be.
+  I may not laugh at him, or say
+    Of him a word unkind;
+  His friendliness I must repay,
+    And to his faults be blind!_
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: The Flower Hospital]
+
+
+_THE FLOWER HOSPITAL_
+
+
+  I dreamed I found a sunlit room
+  Filled with a delicate perfume,
+  Where, moaning their sweet lives away,
+  A thousand lovely flowers lay.
+  They drooped, so pale, and wan, and weak,
+  With hardly strength enough to speak,
+  With stems so crushed and leaves so torn
+  It was too dreadful to be borne!
+  And one white lily raised her head
+  From off her snowy flower bed.
+  And sighed, "_Please tell the children, oh!
+  They should not treat the flowers so!
+  They plucked us when we were so gay,
+  And then they threw us all away
+  To wither in the sun all day!
+  We all must fade, but we'll forgive
+  If they'll let other flowers live_!"
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Puppy Goops]
+
+
+_PUPPY GOOPS_
+
+
+  Candy in the cushions
+    Of the easy-chair;
+  Raisins in the sofa--
+    How did they get there?
+  The little Goop who's greedy
+    Does it every day,
+  Like a little puppy,
+    Hiding bones away!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Exaggeration]
+
+
+_EXAGGERATION_
+
+
+  Don't try to tell a story
+    To beat the one you've heard;
+  For if you try, you're apt to lie,
+    And _that_ would be absurd!
+
+  Don't try to be more funny
+    Than any one in school;
+  For if you're not, they'll laugh a lot,
+    And think you are a fool!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Noise! Noise! Noise!]
+
+
+_NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!_
+
+
+  Do you slam the door?
+    Do you drag your feet?
+  Making noise enough for four
+  Hundred thousand Goops, or more,
+    Tearing up the street?
+
+  Clattering down the stairs,
+    Storming through the hall,
+  Pounding floors, upsetting chairs,
+  Do you think your father cares
+    For your noise, at all?
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Stealing Rides]
+
+
+_STEALING RIDES_
+
+
+  I thought I saw a little Goop
+    Who hung behind a cart;
+  I looked again. He'd fallen off!
+    It gave me _such_ a start!
+  "If he were killed, some day," I said,
+    "'Twould break his mother's heart!"
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Untidy Goops]
+
+
+_UNTIDY GOOPS_
+
+
+  I think you are a Goop, because
+  You never shut your bureau drawers,
+    You do not close the door!
+  You leave your water in the bowl,
+  You put your peelings in the coal!
+    I've told you _that_ before!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: A Goop Party]
+
+
+_A GOOP PARTY_
+
+
+  "Please come to my party!" said Jenny to Prue;
+  "I'm going to have Willy, and Nelly, and you;
+  I'm going to have candy and cake and ice-cream,
+  We'll play _Hunt-the-Slipper_, we'll laugh and we'll scream.
+  We'll dress up in caps, we'll have stories and tricks,
+  And you won't have to go till a quarter past six!"
+  But alas! When she mentioned her party, at tea,
+  Her mother said, "No! It can't possibly be!"
+  So Jane had to go and explain to her friends,
+  And that is how many a Goop party ends!
+  Just speak to your mother _before_ you invite,
+  And then it's more likely to happen all right!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Inquisitiveness]
+
+
+_INQUISITIVENESS_
+
+  I gave a letter to a Goop
+    To take to Mrs. Bird;
+  And what d'you think he went and did?
+    He read it, every word!
+  Now, isn't that the rudest thing
+    That you have ever heard?
+
+  Why, he would peep through keyholes,
+    And listen at the door!
+  And open parcels, just to see
+    What came from every store!
+
+  Now, have you ever _ever_ heard
+    Of such a Goop before?
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Don't be Good]
+
+
+_DON'T BE GOOD_
+
+
+  Just because you want to go
+  To the circus, or the show;
+  But, when all your fun is o'er,
+  Be as good as you were before!
+
+
+[Illustration: Don't be Bad]
+
+
+_DON'T BE  BAD_
+
+  Just as long as you dare to be,
+  Because your mother doesn't see.
+  Do not wait for her to scold,
+  But be just as good as gold!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Write Right!]
+
+
+_WRITE RIGHT!_
+
+
+  If you were writing with your nose,
+  You'd _have_ to curl up, I suppose,
+  And lay your head upon your hand;
+  But now, I cannot understand,
+  For you are writing with your pen!
+  So sit erect, and smile again!
+  You need not scowl because you write,
+  Nor hold your fingers _quite_ so tight!
+  And if you gnaw the holder so,
+  They'll take you for a Goop, you know!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Wet Feet]
+
+
+_WET FEET_
+
+
+  Down the street together,
+  In the rainy weather,
+    Went a pair of little boys along;
+  One of them went straying
+  In the gutters playing,
+    Doing all his mother said was wrong;
+
+  One of them went dashing
+  Into puddles splashing,
+    Under dripping eaves that soaked him through;
+  One of them avoided
+  All the other boy did,
+    Dodging all the slimy, slushy goo.
+
+  One of them grew chilly;
+  Said he felt so ill he
+    Knew he'd caught a cold, and coughed a lot!
+  The other was so warm he
+  Said he _liked_ it stormy!
+    Which of them was Goop, and which was not?
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Dress Quickly!]
+
+
+_DRESS QUICKLY!_
+
+
+  All your life you'll have to dress,
+  Every single day (unless
+  You should happen to be sick),
+  Why not learn to do it quick?
+  Hang your clothes the proper way,
+  So you'll find them fresh next day;
+  Treat them with a little care,
+  Fold them neatly on a chair;
+  So, without a bit of worry,
+  You can dress in quite a hurry.
+  Think of the slovenly Goops, before
+  You strew your clothing on the floor!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Danger!]
+
+
+_DANGER!_
+
+
+  Ink, ink! What do you think!
+  You're sure to be stained, if you play with the ink!
+  You're sure to get black, if you play with the ink-well,
+  Before you begin it, just stop once, and think well!
+  All over your fingers, all over your face,
+  All over your clothes, and all over the place!
+  Your mother'll be angry, your father'll say, "_There!
+  I said not to touch it; you said you'd take care!_"
+
+  When Goops are so mischievous, they have to drink
+  Forty-four dozen bottles of raven black ink!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: The Reason Why]
+
+
+_THE  REASON WHY_
+
+
+  Everybody liked Ezekiel.
+    Why?
+  You could scarcely find his equal.
+    Why?
+  If he made a mistake,
+    He said he was wrong;
+  If he went on an errand,
+    He wasn't gone long;
+  He never would bully,
+    Although he was strong!
+
+  Everybody hated Mello.
+    Why?
+  He was such a surly fellow.
+    Why?
+  If you asked him for candy,
+    He'd hide his away;
+  He never would play
+    What the rest wished to play;
+  He would say _horrid_ words
+    That he oughtn't to say!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: In Goop Attire]
+
+
+_IN GOOP ATTIRE_
+
+
+  I'll make you a dress of a towel,
+    And trim it all over with soap,
+  With a sponge for a hat
+  And a wet one, at that!
+    And _then_ you'll be happy, I hope!
+  You may act like a Goop, if you please,
+  In garments constructed like these!
+
+  But now, while you're dressed up so neatly,
+    Don't wipe off your hands on your frock!
+  The smooching that lingers
+  When you wipe off your fingers,
+    Will give your dear mother a shock!
+  The result will be even more shocking,
+  If you wipe off your shoes on your stocking!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Impossible!]
+
+
+_IMPOSSIBLE!_
+
+
+  There once was a Goop (_it is hard to believe
+    Such unpleasant behavior of you!_)
+  Who always was wiping his nose on his sleeve;
+    _I hope that this Goop wasn't you!_
+  He always was spitting (for fun, I suppose),
+    _I couldn't believe, it of you!_
+  And putting his fingers up into his nose;
+    _I KNOW that this Goop wasn't you!_
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of More Goops and How Not to Be Them
+by Gelett Burgess
+
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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 13004 ***</div>
+
+<div style="height: 8em;"><br></div>
+<h1>MORE GOOPS<br>and<br>How Not to Be Them:</h1>
+<h2>A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center><b>By Gelett Burgess</b></center>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center><img src="images/g-01.png" width="500" height="122" alt=""></center>
+<hr class="full">
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<table border="1" width="320" summary="Books by Gelett Burgess" align="center" cellpadding="12">
+<tr><td>
+<h3><i>Books by Gelett Burgess</i></h3>
+<p class="advert">
+VIVETTE; or the Memoirs of the Romance Association. Small, Maynard
+&amp; Co., Boston. 152 pp. 8vo. $1.25
+</p><p class="advert">
+A GAGE OF YOUTH; Poems, chiefly from the "Lark." 58 pp. Small 8vo.
+Small, Maynard &amp; Co., Boston. $1.00
+</p><p class="advert">
+THE ROMANCE OF THE COMMONPLACE; A Collection of Essays upon the
+Romantic View of Life. 152 pp. Small 4to. Elder &amp; Shepard, San
+Francisco. $1.50
+</p><p class="advert">
+THE LIVELY CITY O' LIGG; A Cycle of Modern Fairy Tales for City
+Children. With 53 illustrations (8 in color) by the Author.
+Frederick A. Stokes Co., New York. 210 pp. Small 4to. $1.50.
+Boards, $1.00
+</p><p class="advert">
+THE BURGESS NONSENSE BOOK; Being a complete Collection of the
+Humorous Masterpieces of Gelett Burgess, Esq. With 196 illustrations
+by the Author. 239 pp. Small 4to. Frederick A. Stokes Co., New York.
+Cloth, $2.00 net. Boards, $1.25
+</p><p class="advert">
+GOOPS, and How to Be Them; A Manual of Manners for Polite Infants.
+With 90 illustrations by the Author. Frederick A. Stokes Co., New
+York. 88 pp. 5th edition. Small 4to. $1.50
+</p><p class="advert">
+MORE GOOPS, and How Not to Be Them; A Manual of Manners for
+Impolite Infants. With 90 illustrations by the Author. 88 pp.
+Small 4to. Frederick A. Stokes Co., New York. $1.50
+</p>
+</td></tr>
+</table>
+<div style="height: 3em;"><br></div>
+<hr class="full">
+<div style="height: 3em;"><br></div>
+<h1>MORE GOOPS</h1><center>and</center><h2>How Not to Be Them</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>
+A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants Depicting the Characteristics<br>
+of Many Naughty and Thoughtless Children With Instructive Illustrations
+</center>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>By GELETT BURGESS</h3>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>NEW YORK</center>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>Copyright 1903<br>By GELETT BURGESS</center>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center><i>Published September, 1903</i></center>
+<hr>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-05.png" width="500" height="510"
+alt="Ex Libris">
+</center>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-06.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+
+<center><img src="images/g-07.png" width="500" height="315"alt="Contents"></center>
+<h2><i>CONTENTS</i></h2>
+<table summary="Table of Contents" align="center" width="80%">
+<tr><td>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_02a"><i>INTRODUCTION</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_02b"><i>WINDOW SMOOCHERS</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_02c"><i>A LOW TRICK</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_02d"><i>WHEN TO GO</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_02e"><i>"AIN'T"</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_02f"><i>NELL THE NIBBLER</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_02g"><i>JUSTICE</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_03"><i>A PUZZLE</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_04"><i>FRANKNESS</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_04a"><i>THE DUTY OF THE STRONG</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_05"><i>WALKING WITH PAPA</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_05a"><i>PIANO TORTURE</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_06"><i>AT TABLE</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_07"><i>HOW TO EAT SOUP</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_08"><i>BABY'S APOLOGY</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_09"><i>IN THE STREET</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_09a"><i>SICK FURNITURE</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_10"><i>BORROWED PLUMES</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_10a"><i>THE GOOP PICNIC</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_11"><i>BOOK-MANNERS</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_12"><i>POOR MOTHER!</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_12a"><i>CHEATING</i></a></p>
+</td><td valign="top">
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_12b"><i>GOOP! GOOP! GOOP!</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_13"><i>VISITING</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_13a"><i>PICKING AND STEALING</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_13b"><i>LOYALTY</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_14"><i>INDOLENCE</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_15"><i>THE LAW OF HOSPITALITY</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_15a"><i>THE FLOWER HOSPITAL</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_16"><i>PUPPY GOOPS</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_16a"><i>EXAGGERATION</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_17"><i>NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_17a"><i>STEALING RIDES</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_18"><i>UNTIDY GOOPS</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_18a"><i>A GOOP PARTY</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_19"><i>INQUISITIVENESS</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_19a"><i>DON'T BE GOOD</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_20"><i>WRITE RIGHT!</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_20a"><i>WET FEET</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_21"><i>DRESS QUICKLY!</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_22"><i>DANGER!</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_23"><i>THE REASON WHY</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_24"><i>IN GOOP ATTIRE</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_25"><i>IMPOSSIBLE</i></a></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center><img src="images/g-08.png" width="500" height="201" alt=""></center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<a name="2H_4_02a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<table align="center"
+ summary="" style="background-image: url(images/g-09.png); width: 500px; height: 725px;">
+<tr>
+<td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 255px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>INTRODUCTION</i></h2>
+<p style="margin-top: 30px;">
+Children, although you might expect<br>
+My manners to be quite correct<br>
+(For since I fancy I can teach,<br>
+I ought to practice what I preach),<br>
+'Tis true that I have often braved<br>
+My mother's wrath, and misbehaved!<br>
+And almost every single rule<br>
+I broke, before I went to school!<br>
+For that is how I learned the way<br>
+To teach you etiquette to-day.<br>
+So when you chance to take a look<br>
+At all the maxims in the book,<br>
+You'll see that most of them are true,<br>
+I found them out, and so will you,<br>
+For if you are as GOOP derided,<br>
+You may perhaps reform, as I did!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-10.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_02b"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-11t.png" width="500" height="121"
+alt="Window-smoochers (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>WINDOW-SMOOCHERS</i></h2>
+<table summary="" align="center"
+style="background-image: url(images/g-11b.png); width: 500px; height: 489px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="">
+<tr><td>
+<p>Little Goops are marking</p>
+<p class="2">On the window pane;</p>
+<p class="2">I forbid, in vain!</p>
+<p>Noses, when they're greasy,</p>
+<p>Leave a smooch so easy!</p>
+<p class="2">Rub it out again!</p>
+<p>I shall have to scold them,</p>
+<p>For I've often told them,</p>
+<p class="2">Kindly, to refrain!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-12.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_02c"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-13t.png" width="500" height="270" alt="A Low Trick (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>A LOW TRICK</i></h2>
+<table summary="" align="center">
+<tr><td>
+<p><br>
+The meanest trick I ever knew<br>
+Was one I know <I>you</i> never do.<br>
+I saw a Goop once try to do it,<br>
+And there was nothing funny to it.<br>
+He pulled a chair from under me<br>
+As I was sitting down; but he<br>
+Was sent to bed, and rightly, too.<br>
+It was a <i>horrid</i> thing to do!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-13b.png" width="500" height="292" alt="A Low Trick (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-14.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_02d"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-15t.png" width="500" height="179" alt="When to Go (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>WHEN TO GO</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="">
+<tr>
+<td >
+<p>When you go a-calling,</p>
+<p class="2">Never stay too late;</p>
+<p>You will wear your welcome out</p>
+<p class="2">If you hesitate!</p>
+<p>Just before they're tired of you,</p>
+<p class="2">Just before they yawn,</p>
+<p>Before they think you are a Goop,</p>
+<p class="2">And wish that you were gone,</p>
+<p>While they're laughing with you,</p>
+<p class="2">While they like you so,</p>
+<p>While they want to keep you,&mdash;</p>
+<p class="2"><i>That's</i> the time to go!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-15b.png" width="500" height="431" alt="When to Go (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-16.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_02e"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center"
+ summary="" style="background-image: url(images/g-17.png); width: 500px; height: 714px;">
+<tr>
+<td valign="top">
+<div id="aint" align="left" style="z-index: 2; 
+margin-left: 15px; margin-top: 55px; width: 100%;">
+<h2><i>"AIN'T"</i></h2>
+<p>Now "ain't" is a word</p>
+<p>That is very absurd</p>
+<p class="2"> To use for an "isn't" or "aren't."</p>
+<p>Ask Teacher about it:</p>
+<p>She'll say, "Do without it!"</p>
+<p class="2"> I wish you would see if you can't!</p>
+</div>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-18.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_02f"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table summary="" align="center"
+style="background-image: url(images/g-19t.png); width: 500px; height: 371px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table summary="" align="center" style="margin-top: 80px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>NELL THE NIBBLER</i></h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>She ate some chocolate drops at 1,</p>
+<p class="2"> At 2, she thought she'd take</p>
+<p>A little jelly and a bun;</p>
+<p class="2"> At 3, some frosted cake.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+<table summary="" align="center"><tr><td>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>At 4, she nibbled at a roll;</p>
+<p class="2"> At 5, a doughnut spied,</p>
+<p>And ate it (all except the hole),</p>
+<p class="2"> And then some cookies tried.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<table summary="" align="center"
+style="background-image: url(images/g-19b.png); width: 500px; height: 257px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table summary="" align="center" style="margin-top: 160px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>At 6, she didn't feel quite right,</p>
+<p class="2"> And didn't care for dinner.</p>
+<p>She said she had no appetite,</p>
+<p class="2"> With so much Goop-food in her!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-20.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_02g"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-21t.png" width="500" height="253" alt="Justice (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><I>JUSTICE</I></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>Whenever brother's sent to bed,</p>
+<p class="2"> Or punished, do not go</p>
+<p>And peer at him and jeer at him,</p>
+<p class="2"> And say, "I told you so!"</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-21m.png" width="500" height="140" alt="Justice (center)">
+</center>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>Nor should you try to make him laugh</p>
+<p class="2"> When he has been so bad;</p>
+<p>Let him confess his naughtiness</p>
+<p class="2"> Before you both are glad!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-21b.png" width="500" height="121" alt="Justice (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-22.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_03"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-23.png); width: 500px; height: 695px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 220px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>A PUZZLE</i></h2>
+<p>There are about a thousand things</p>
+<p class="2">I'm not allowed to do;</p>
+<p>Most everything I'm fondest of</p>
+<p class="2">I'm told is wrong&mdash;are you?</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>They say, "<i>Please don't do that, my child!</i>"</p>
+<p class="2">They say, "<i>You mustn't, dear!</i>"</p>
+<p>I hope sometime I'll learn what's right,</p>
+<p class="2"> For now it seems so queer!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-24.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_04"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary=""
+style="background-image: url(images/g-25.png); width: 500px; height: 712px;">
+<tr>
+<td valign="top">
+<table summary="" style="margin-top: 320px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>FRANKNESS</i></h2>
+<p><br>
+When you are talking, I expect<br>
+You'd better hold your head erect!<br>
+Please look me squarely in the eye<br>
+Unless you're telling me a lie.<br>
+For if you crouch and look askance,<br>
+Regarding me with sidelong glance,<br>
+I'll think it is a Goop I see<br>
+Who is <i>afraid</i> to look at me!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-26.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_04a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-27t.png); width: 500px; height: 445px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 200px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2> <i>THE DUTY OF THE STRONG</i></h2>
+<center>
+You who are the oldest,<br>
+You who are the tallest,<br>
+Don't you think you ought to help<br>
+The youngest and the smallest?
+</center>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>
+You who are the strongest,<br>
+You who are the quickest,<br>
+Don't you think you ought to help<br>
+The weakest and the sickest?
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+Never mind the trouble,<br>
+Help them all you can;<br>
+Be a little woman!<br>
+Be a little man!
+</center>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-27b.png" width="500" height="152" alt="The Duty of the Strong (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-28.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_05"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<h2><i>WALKING WITH PAPA</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-29.png); width: 500px; height: 718px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="left" summary="" style="margin-top: 190px; margin-left: 20px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>"Won't you walk a little farther?"</p>
+<p class="2">Said a Goop to his Papa;</p>
+<p>"It is really quite delightful,</p>
+<p class="2">And we haven't travelled far;</p>
+<p>Wont you walk a little farther,</p>
+<p class="2">There's a house I'd like to see!</p>
+<p>Won't you walk a little farther,</p>
+<p class="2">Till we reach that cherry-tree?"</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>"Won't you carry me? I'm tired!"</p>
+<p class="2">Whined a Goop to his Papa;</p>
+<p>"And my feet are sore and weary,</p>
+<p class="2">And we've gone so <i>very</i> far!</p>
+<p>Won't you carry me? I'm tired!</p>
+<p class="2">And I <i>can't</i> walk back alone!</p>
+<p>Won't you carry me? I'm tired!"</p>
+<p class="2">And the Goop began to groan.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-30.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_05a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-31.png); width: 500px; height: 717px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 280px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>PIANO TORTURE</i></h2>
+<p>Pianos are considered toys</p>
+<p>By Goops, and naughty girls and boys;</p>
+<p class="2">They pound upon the keys,</p>
+<p>They lift the cover up, on top,</p>
+<p>To see the little jiggers hop,</p>
+<p class="2">And both the pedals squeeze!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>But instruments so rich and fine</p>
+<p>(Especially if they're not mine)</p>
+<p class="2">I ought to treat with care;</p>
+<p>So when my elder sister plays</p>
+<p>She'll find it is in tune always,</p>
+<p class="2"> Nor injured anywhere!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-32.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_06"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-33.png); width: 500px; height: 720px;">
+<tr><td align="center" valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 110px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>AT TABLE</i></h2>
+<p>
+Why is it Goops must always wish<br>
+To touch <i>each</i> apple on the dish?<br>
+Why do they never neatly fold<br>
+Their napkins until they are told?<br>
+Why do they play with food, and bite<br>
+Such awful mouthfuls? Is it right?<br>
+Why do they tilt back in their chairs?<br>
+<i>Because they're Goops!</i> So no one cares!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-34.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_07"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-35.png); width: 500px; height: 720px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table summary="" style="margin-left: 15px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>HOW TO EAT SOUP</i></h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>
+Whenever you are eating soup<br>
+Remember not to be a Goop!<br>
+And if you think to say this rhyme,<br>
+Perhaps 'twill help you every time:
+</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>
+<i>Like little boats that put to sea,<br>
+I push my spoon AWAY from me;<br>
+I do not tilt my dish, nor scrape<br>
+The last few drops, like hungry ape!</i>
+</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>
+<i>Like little boats, that, almost filled,<br>
+Come back without their cargoes spilled,<br>
+My spoon sails gently to my lips,<br>
+Unloading from the SIDE, like ships.</i>
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-36.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_08"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<h2><i>BABY'S APOLOGY</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-37.png); width: 500px; height: 723px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="left" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>Dear little seed, queer little seed,</p>
+<p class="2"> Tucked into bed in the garden,</p>
+<p>Why don't you grow? Why, don't you know</p>
+<p class="2">Baby is asking your pardon?</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Out, little seed! Sprout, little seed!</p>
+<p class="2"> Baby did wrong without knowing!</p>
+<p>Hoping for you, groping for you,</p>
+<p class="2"> To see if you <i>really</i> were growing.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Break, little seed! Wake, little seed!</p>
+<p class="2"> Baby will watch and not harm you.</p>
+<p>Everything's bright, everything's right,</p>
+<p class="2">Nothing is here to alarm you.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Dress, little seed! Yes, little seed,</p>
+<p class="2">Fold your green leaflets around you;</p>
+<p><i>There</i>, little seed! Fair little seed,</p>
+<p class="2">Baby's <i>so</i> glad he has found you!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-38.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_09"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-39.png); width: 500px; height: 720px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 75px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>IN THE STREET</i></h2>
+<p>Peelings on the sidewalk,</p>
+<p class="2">Apple-cores and all,</p>
+<p>Kick them in the gutter;</p>
+<p class="2">Save some one a fall!</p>
+<p>Barrel hoops, glass, and cans,</p>
+<p class="2">And wires in the street,</p>
+<p>Kick them in the gutter;</p>
+<p class="2">You'll save some horse's feet!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-40.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_09a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-41t.png" width="500" height="273" alt="Sick Furniture (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>SICK FURNITURE</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>
+Sitting on the table,<br>
+Standing on the chairs,<br>
+That's the way the legs are broken and the cushion tears!<br>
+How'd you like to pay the bill for varnish and repairs?<br>
+&nbsp;
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-41b.png" width="500" height="290" alt="Sick Furniture (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-42.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_10"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<h2><i>BORROWED PLUMES</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>Don't try on the wraps,</p>
+<p>The bonnets and caps</p>
+<p class="2">Of company coming to call!</p>
+<p>Admire, if you please,</p>
+<p>But garments like these</p>
+<p class="2">Should always feel safe in the hall!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-43.png" width="500" height="530" alt="Borrowed Plumes">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-44.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_10a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-45t.png" width="500" height="208" alt="The Goop Picnic (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>THE GOOP PICNIC</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>They came to the best sort of place for a rest,</p>
+<p class="2">On the grass, with the trees overhead,</p>
+<p>They sat down in a bunch and they opened their lunch,</p>
+<p class="2">And they had a be-autiful spread!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>And when they were done, and they'd had all their fun,</p>
+<p class="2">They proved they were Goops, or were blind;</p>
+<p>For they picked up their wraps and they left all their scraps</p>
+<p class="2">For the <i>next</i> picnic party to find!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-45b.png" width="500" height="319" alt="The Goop Picnic (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-46.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_11"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-47.png); width: 500px; height: 717px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 180px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>BOOK-MANNERS</i></h2>
+<p>
+If you scribble on your books,<br>
+How disgustable it looks!<br>
+Here a word, and there a scrawl,<br>
+Silly pictures over all!<br>
+Take a paper, or a slate,<br>
+If you want to decorate!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-48.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_12"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-49.png); width: 500px; height: 724px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table summary="" >
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<h2><i>POOR MOTHER!</i></h2>
+<p>Oh! Isn't it shocking!</p>
+<p>Just look at your stocking!</p>
+<p class="2">Just look at your brand new boots!</p>
+<p>Your waist is all torn</p>
+<p>And your trousers are worn&mdash;</p>
+<p class="2">Just <i>look</i> at the holes in your suits!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Your father is working</p>
+<p>All day, without shirking,</p>
+<p class="2">To pay for the clothes that you wear;</p>
+<p>Your mother is mending</p>
+<p>All day, and attending</p>
+<p class="2">To you, with the kindest of care.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>And so, while you're playing,</p>
+<p>Think of father, who's paying,</p>
+<p class="2">And mother, who's working so hard;</p>
+<p>While you kneel on your knees,</p>
+<p>Or climb up the trees,</p>
+<p class="2">Or make your mud pies in the yard!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-50.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_12a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-51.png); width: 500px; height: 725px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 225px; margin-left: 20px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>CHEATING</i></h2>
+<p>I thought I saw a little Goop</p>
+<p class="2">Who didn't pay his fare;</p>
+<p>I looked again; the passengers</p>
+<p class="2">Were gazing at him, there.</p>
+<p>"They think that he's a thief!" I said;</p>
+<p class="2">"I wonder does he care?"</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-52.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_12b"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-53.png); width: 500px; height: 720px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 200px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>GOOP! GOOP! GOOP!</i></h2>
+<p>Goop! Goop! Goop!</p>
+<p class="2">I wish you'd wash your face!</p>
+<p>Goop! Goop! Goop!</p>
+<p class="2">Your hands are a disgrace!</p>
+<p>Goop! Goop! Goop!</p>
+<p class="2">Put things back in their place!</p>
+<p>I wish you were polite,</p>
+<p class="2">Instead of a</p>
+<p>Goop! Goop! Goop!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-54.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_13"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-55.png); width: 500px; height: 698px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" width="240" style="margin-top: 190px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>VISITING</i></h2>
+<p>When a Goop goes out to visit,</p>
+<p>'T isn't very pleasant, is it,</p>
+<p class="2"> To hear him ask his friends for things to eat?</p>
+<p>And to hear the little sinner</p>
+<p>Say he wants to stay to dinner</p>
+<p class="2"> Is a piece of impoliteness hard to beat!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>"<i>Mother said that I could stay</i></p>
+<p><i>If you asked me!</i>" is the way</p>
+<p class="2"> That a Goop will make them ask him to remain.</p>
+<p>It is better to be slighted</p>
+<p>Than to stay when not invited,</p>
+<p class="2"> For they <i>never</i> ask a Goop to come again!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-56.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_13a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-57t.png); width: 500px; height: 447px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 125px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>PICKING and STEALING</i></h2>
+<p>When you are fetching bread, I trust</p>
+<p>You never nibble at the crust</p>
+<p style="margin-top: 160px;">&nbsp;</p>
+<p>When in the kitchen, do you linger</p>
+<p>And pinch the cookies with your finger?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-57b.png); width: 500px; height: 252px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 190px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>Or do you peck the frosted cake?</p>
+<p>Don't do it, please, for Mother's sake!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-58.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_13b"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-59t.png); width: 500px; height: 340px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table summary="" align="right">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>LOYALTY</i></h2>
+<p>Mother's found your mischief out!</p>
+<p class="2">What are you going to do?</p>
+<p>Cry and sulk, or kick and shout?</p>
+<p>Tell your mother all about</p>
+<p class="2">Brother's mischief, too?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>Or,</p>
+<p>Take your punishment, and say,</p>
+<p class="2">"I'll be better, now!"</p>
+<p>Never mind the horrid way</p>
+<p>Brother treated you, at play;</p>
+<p class="2">Don't tell it, anyhow!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-59b.png); width: 500px; height: 337px;">
+<tr><td valign="top" align="left">
+<table align="left" summary="" style="margin-top: 50px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>It is the Goops, who have no shame,</p>
+<p>Who say, "<i>'Twas some one else to blame!</i>"</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-60.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_14"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-61.png); width: 500px; height: 698px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 250px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>INDOLENCE</i></h2>
+<p style="margin-top: 65px;">
+There was a Goop who lay in bed<br>
+Till half-past eight, the sleepy-head!<br>
+He couldn't find his stockings, for<br>
+He'd thrown them somewhere on the floor!<br>
+He couldn't find his reading-book;<br>
+He had forgotten where to look!<br>
+His breakfast grew so very cold,<br>
+This lazy Goop began to scold;<br>
+And then he blamed his mother, kind!<br>
+"<i>You made me late to school</i>!" he whined.
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-62.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_15"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<h2><i>THE LAW OF HOSPITALITY</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-63.png); width: 500px; height: 714px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 185px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>There is a very simple rule</p>
+<p class="2">That every one should know;</p>
+<p>You may not hear of it in school,</p>
+<p class="2">But everywhere you go,</p>
+<p>In every land where people dwell,</p>
+<p class="2">And men are good and true,</p>
+<p>You'll find they understand it well,</p>
+<p class="2">And so I'll tell it you:</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p><i>To every one who gives me food,</i></p>
+<p class="2"><i>Or shares his home with me,</i></p>
+<p><i>I owe a debt of gratitude,</i></p>
+<p class="2"><i>And I must loyal be.</i></p>
+<p><i>I may not laugh at him, or say</i></p>
+<p class="2"><i>Of him a word unkind;</i></p>
+<p><i>His friendliness I must repay,</i></p>
+<p class="2"><i>And to his faults be blind!</i></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-64.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_15a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-65.png); width: 500px; height: 725px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<h2><i>THE FLOWER HOSPITAL</i></h2>
+<table align="right" summary="" style="margin-top: 165px; margin-right: 20px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>
+I dreamed I found a sunlit room<br>
+Filled with a delicate perfume,<br>
+Where, moaning their sweet lives away,<br>
+A thousand lovely flowers lay.<br>
+They drooped, so pale, and wan, and weak,<br>
+With hardly strength enough to speak,<br>
+With stems so crushed and leaves so torn<br>
+It was too dreadful to be borne!<br>
+And one white lily raised her head<br>
+From off her snowy flower bed.<br>
+And sighed, "<i>Please tell the children, oh!<br>
+They should not treat the flowers so!<br>
+They plucked us when we were so gay,<br>
+And then they threw us all away<br>
+To wither in the sun all day!<br>
+We all must fade, but we'll forgive<br>
+If they'll let other flowers live</i>!"
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-66.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_16"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-67.png); width: 500px; height: 725px;">
+<tr><td align="center" valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 150px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>PUPPY GOOPS</i></h2>
+<p>Candy in the cushions</p>
+<p class="2">Of the easy-chair;</p>
+<p>Raisins in the sofa&mdash;</p>
+<p class="2">How did they get there?</p>
+<p>The little Goop who's greedy</p>
+<p class="2">Does it every day,</p>
+<p>Like a little puppy,</p>
+<p class="2">Hiding bones away!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-68.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_16a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-69t.png" width="500" height="118" alt="Exaggeration (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>EXAGGERATION</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>Don't try to tell a story</p>
+<p class="2">To beat the one you've heard;</p>
+<p>For if you try, you're apt to lie,</p>
+<p class="2">And <i>that</i> would be absurd!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Don't try to be more funny</p>
+<p class="2">Than any one in school;</p>
+<p>For if you're not, they'll laugh a lot,</p>
+<p class="2">And think you are a fool!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-69b.png" width="500" height="327" alt="Exaggeration (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-70.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_17"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-71.png); width: 500px; height: 724px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="left" summary="" style="margin-top: 130px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!</i></h2>
+<p>Do you slam the door?</p>
+<p class="2">Do you drag your feet?</p>
+<p>Making noise enough for four</p>
+<p>Hundred thousand Goops, or more,</p>
+<p class="2">Tearing up the street?</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Clattering down the stairs,</p>
+<p class="2">Storming through the hall,</p>
+<p>Pounding floors, upsetting chairs,</p>
+<p>Do you think your father cares</p>
+<p class="2">For your noise, at all?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-72.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_17a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-73.png); width: 500px; height: 693px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 225px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>STEALING RIDES</i></h2>
+<p>I thought I saw a little Goop</p>
+<p class="2">Who hung behind a cart;</p>
+<p>I looked again. He'd fallen off!</p>
+<p class="2">It gave me <i>such</i> a start!</p>
+<p>"If he were killed, some day," I said,</p>
+<p class="2">"'Twould break his mother's heart!"</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-74.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_18"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-75.png); width: 500px; height: 725px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 25px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>UNTIDY GOOPS</i></h2>
+<p>I think you are a Goop, because</p>
+<p>You never shut your bureau drawers,</p>
+<p class="2">You do not close the door!</p>
+<p>You leave your water in the bowl,</p>
+<p>You put your peelings in the coal!</p>
+<p class="2">I've told you <i>that</i> before!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-76.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_18a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-77t.png" width="500" height="139" alt="A Goop Party (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>A GOOP PARTY</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>
+"Please come to my party!" said Jenny to Prue;<br>
+"I'm going to have Willy, and Nelly, and you;<br>
+I'm going to have candy and cake and ice-cream,<br>
+We'll play <i>Hunt-the-Slipper</i>, we'll laugh and we'll scream.<br>
+We'll dress up in caps, we'll have stories and tricks,<br>
+And you won't have to go till a quarter past six!"<br>
+But alas! When she mentioned her party, at tea,<br>
+Her mother said, "No! It can't possibly be!"<br>
+So Jane had to go and explain to her friends,<br>
+And that is how many a Goop party ends!<br>
+Just speak to your mother <i>before</i> you invite,<br>
+And then it's more likely to happen all right!<br>
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-77b.png" width="500" height="338" alt="A Goop Party (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-78.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_19"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-79.png); width: 500px; height: 697px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 175px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>INQUISITIVENESS</i></h2>
+<p>I gave a letter to a Goop</p>
+<p class="2">To take to Mrs. Bird;</p>
+<p>And what d'you think he went and did?</p>
+<p class="2">He read it, every word!</p>
+<p>Now, isn't that the rudest thing</p>
+<p class="2">That you have ever heard?</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Why, he would peep through keyholes,</p>
+<p class="2">And listen at the door!</p>
+<p>And open parcels, just to see</p>
+<p class="2">What came from every store!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Now, have you ever <i>ever</i> heard</p>
+<p class="2">Of such a Goop before?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-80.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_19a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-81.png); width: 500px; height: 722px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 185px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>DON'T BE GOOD</i></h2>
+<p>
+Just because you want to go<br>
+To the circus, or the show;<br>
+But, when all your fun is o'er,<br>
+Be as good as you were before!
+</p>
+<h2><i>DON'T BE BAD</i></h2>
+<p>
+Just as long as you dare to be,<br>
+Because your mother doesn't see.<br>
+Do not wait for her to scold,<br>
+But be just as good as gold!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-82.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_20"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<h2><i>WRITE RIGHT!</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-83.png); width: 500px; height: 702px;">
+<tr><td valign="top" align="center">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 180px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>
+If you were writing with your nose,<br>
+You'd <i>have</i> to curl up, I suppose,<br>
+And lay your head upon your hand;<br>
+But now, I cannot understand,<br>
+For you are writing with your pen!<br>
+So sit erect, and smile again!<br>
+You need not scowl because you write,<br>
+Nor hold your fingers <i>quite</i> so tight!<br>
+And if you gnaw the holder so,<br>
+They'll take you for a Goop, you know!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-84.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_20a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<h2><i>WET FEET</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>Down the street together,</p>
+<p>In the rainy weather,</p>
+<p class="2">Went a pair of little boys along;</p>
+<p>One of them went straying</p>
+<p>In the gutters playing,</p>
+<p class="2">Doing all his mother said was wrong;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>One of them went dashing</p>
+<p>Into puddles splashing,</p>
+<p class="2">Under dripping eaves that soaked him through;</p>
+<p>One of them avoided</p>
+<p>All the other boy did,</p>
+<p class="2">Dodging all the slimy, slushy goo.</p>
+</td>
+<td>
+<img src="images/g-85t.png" width="214" height="502" alt="Wet Feet (top Right)" style="float: right;">
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr><td>
+<img src="images/g-85b.png" width="210" height="231" alt="Wet Feet (bottom Left)">
+</td>
+<td>
+<p>One of them grew chilly;</p>
+<p>Said he felt so ill he</p>
+<p class="2">Knew he'd caught a cold, and coughed a lot!</p>
+<p>The other was so warm he</p>
+<p>Said he <i>liked</i> it stormy!</p>
+<p class="2">Which of them was Goop, and which was not?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-86.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_21"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<h2><i>DRESS QUICKLY!</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-87.png); width: 500px; height: 719px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 160px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>
+All your life you'll have to dress,<br>
+Every single day (unless<br>
+You should happen to be sick),<br>
+Why not learn to do it quick?<br>
+Hang your clothes the proper way,<br>
+So you'll find them fresh next day;<br>
+Treat them with a little care,<br>
+Fold them neatly on a chair;<br>
+So, without a bit of worry,<br>
+You can dress in quite a hurry.<br>
+Think of the slovenly Goops, before<br>
+You strew your clothing on the floor!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-92.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_22"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-93.png); width: 500px; height: 715px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 35px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>DANGER!</i></h2>
+<p style="margin-top: 240px;">
+Ink, ink! What do you think!<br>
+You're sure to be stained, if you play with the ink!<br>
+You're sure to get black, if you play with the ink-well,<br>
+Before you begin it, just stop once, and think well!<br>
+All over your fingers, all over your face,<br>
+All over your clothes, and all over the place!<br>
+Your mother'll be angry, your father'll say, "<i>There!<br>
+I said not to touch it; you said you'd take care!</i>"
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>
+When Goops are so mischievous, they have to drink<br>
+Forty-four dozen bottles of raven black ink!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-94.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_23"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-95t.png); width: 500px; height: 365px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" width="100%" summary="" style="margin-top: 70px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>THE REASON WHY</i></h2>
+</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">
+<p style="margin-top: 25px;"> Everybody liked Ezekiel.</p>
+<p class="2">Why?</p>
+<p>You could scarcely find his equal.</p>
+<p class="2">Why?</p>
+<p>If he made a mistake,</p>
+<p class="2">He said he was wrong;</p>
+<p>If he went on an errand,</p>
+<p class="2">He wasn't gone long;</p>
+<p>He never would bully,</p>
+<p class="2">Although he was strong!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-95b.png); width: 500px; height: 344px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="right" summary="" style="margin-right: 20px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>Everybody hated Mello.</p>
+<p class="2">Why?</p>
+<p>He was such a surly fellow.</p>
+<p class="2">Why?</p>
+<p>If you asked him for candy,</p>
+<p class="2">He'd hide his away;</p>
+<p>He never would play</p>
+<p class="2">What the rest wished to play;</p>
+<p>He would say <i>horrid</i> words</p>
+<p class="2">That he oughtn't to say!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-96.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_24"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-97t.png" width="500" height="278" alt="In Goop Attire (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>IN GOOP ATTIRE</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>I'll make you a dress of a towel,</p>
+<p class="2">And trim it all over with soap,</p>
+<p>With a sponge for a hat</p>
+<p>And a wet one, at that!</p>
+<p class="2">And <i>then</i> you'll be happy, I hope!</p>
+<p>You may act like a Goop, if you please,</p>
+<p>In garments constructed like these!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>But now, while you're dressed up so neatly,</p>
+<p class="2">Don't wipe off your hands on your frock!</p>
+<p>The smooching that lingers</p>
+<p>When you wipe off your fingers,</p>
+<p class="2">Will give your dear mother a shock!</p>
+<p>The result will be even more shocking,</p>
+<p>If you wipe off your shoes on your stocking!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-97b.png" width="500" height="263" alt="In Goop Attire (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-98.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_25"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-99.png); width: 500px; height: 716px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="right" summary="" style="margin-top: 160px; margin-right: 20px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>IMPOSSIBLE!</i></h2>
+<p>There once was a Goop (<i>it is hard to believe</i></p>
+<p class="2"><i>Such unpleasant behavior of you!</i>)</p>
+<p>Who always was wiping his nose on his sleeve;</p>
+<p class="2"><i>I hope that this Goop wasn't you!</i></p>
+<p>He always was spitting (for fun, I suppose),</p>
+<p class="2"><i>I couldn't believe, it of you!</i></p>
+<p><i>And putting his fingers up into his nose;</i></p>
+<p class="2"><i>I KNOW that this Goop wasn't you!</i></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-100.png" alt=""></center>
+<div style="height: 8em;"><br></div>
+
+<div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 13004 ***</div>
+</body>
+</html>
+
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+<h1>MORE GOOPS<br>and<br>How Not to Be Them:</h1>
+<h2>A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center><b>By Gelett Burgess</b></center>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center><img src="images/g-01.png" width="500" height="122" alt=""></center>
+<hr class="full">
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<table border="1" width="320" summary="Books by Gelett Burgess" align="center" cellpadding="12">
+<tr><td>
+<h3><i>Books by Gelett Burgess</i></h3>
+<p class="advert">
+VIVETTE; or the Memoirs of the Romance Association. Small, Maynard
+&amp; Co., Boston. 152 pp. 8vo. $1.25
+</p><p class="advert">
+A GAGE OF YOUTH; Poems, chiefly from the "Lark." 58 pp. Small 8vo.
+Small, Maynard &amp; Co., Boston. $1.00
+</p><p class="advert">
+THE ROMANCE OF THE COMMONPLACE; A Collection of Essays upon the
+Romantic View of Life. 152 pp. Small 4to. Elder &amp; Shepard, San
+Francisco. $1.50
+</p><p class="advert">
+THE LIVELY CITY O' LIGG; A Cycle of Modern Fairy Tales for City
+Children. With 53 illustrations (8 in color) by the Author.
+Frederick A. Stokes Co., New York. 210 pp. Small 4to. $1.50.
+Boards, $1.00
+</p><p class="advert">
+THE BURGESS NONSENSE BOOK; Being a complete Collection of the
+Humorous Masterpieces of Gelett Burgess, Esq. With 196 illustrations
+by the Author. 239 pp. Small 4to. Frederick A. Stokes Co., New York.
+Cloth, $2.00 net. Boards, $1.25
+</p><p class="advert">
+GOOPS, and How to Be Them; A Manual of Manners for Polite Infants.
+With 90 illustrations by the Author. Frederick A. Stokes Co., New
+York. 88 pp. 5th edition. Small 4to. $1.50
+</p><p class="advert">
+MORE GOOPS, and How Not to Be Them; A Manual of Manners for
+Impolite Infants. With 90 illustrations by the Author. 88 pp.
+Small 4to. Frederick A. Stokes Co., New York. $1.50
+</p>
+</td></tr>
+</table>
+<div style="height: 3em;"><br></div>
+<hr class="full">
+<div style="height: 3em;"><br></div>
+<h1>MORE GOOPS</h1><center>and</center><h2>How Not to Be Them</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>
+A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants Depicting the Characteristics<br>
+of Many Naughty and Thoughtless Children With Instructive Illustrations
+</center>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>By GELETT BURGESS</h3>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>NEW YORK</center>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>Copyright 1903<br>By GELETT BURGESS</center>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center><i>Published September, 1903</i></center>
+<hr>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-05.png" width="500" height="510"
+alt="Ex Libris">
+</center>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-06.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+
+<center><img src="images/g-07.png" width="500" height="315"alt="Contents"></center>
+<h2><i>CONTENTS</i></h2>
+<table summary="Table of Contents" align="center" width="80%">
+<tr><td>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_02a"><i>INTRODUCTION</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_02b"><i>WINDOW SMOOCHERS</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_02c"><i>A LOW TRICK</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_02d"><i>WHEN TO GO</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_02e"><i>"AIN'T"</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_02f"><i>NELL THE NIBBLER</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_02g"><i>JUSTICE</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_03"><i>A PUZZLE</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_04"><i>FRANKNESS</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_04a"><i>THE DUTY OF THE STRONG</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_05"><i>WALKING WITH PAPA</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_05a"><i>PIANO TORTURE</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_06"><i>AT TABLE</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_07"><i>HOW TO EAT SOUP</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_08"><i>BABY'S APOLOGY</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_09"><i>IN THE STREET</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_09a"><i>SICK FURNITURE</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_10"><i>BORROWED PLUMES</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_10a"><i>THE GOOP PICNIC</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_11"><i>BOOK-MANNERS</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_12"><i>POOR MOTHER!</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_12a"><i>CHEATING</i></a></p>
+</td><td valign="top">
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_12b"><i>GOOP! GOOP! GOOP!</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_13"><i>VISITING</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_13a"><i>PICKING AND STEALING</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_13b"><i>LOYALTY</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_14"><i>INDOLENCE</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_15"><i>THE LAW OF HOSPITALITY</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_15a"><i>THE FLOWER HOSPITAL</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_16"><i>PUPPY GOOPS</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_16a"><i>EXAGGERATION</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_17"><i>NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_17a"><i>STEALING RIDES</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_18"><i>UNTIDY GOOPS</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_18a"><i>A GOOP PARTY</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_19"><i>INQUISITIVENESS</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_19a"><i>DON'T BE GOOD</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_20"><i>WRITE RIGHT!</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_20a"><i>WET FEET</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_21"><i>DRESS QUICKLY!</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_22"><i>DANGER!</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_23"><i>THE REASON WHY</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_24"><i>IN GOOP ATTIRE</i></a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_25"><i>IMPOSSIBLE</i></a></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center><img src="images/g-08.png" width="500" height="201" alt=""></center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<a name="2H_4_02a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<table align="center"
+ summary="" style="background-image: url(images/g-09.png); width: 500px; height: 725px;">
+<tr>
+<td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 255px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>INTRODUCTION</i></h2>
+<p style="margin-top: 30px;">
+Children, although you might expect<br>
+My manners to be quite correct<br>
+(For since I fancy I can teach,<br>
+I ought to practice what I preach),<br>
+'Tis true that I have often braved<br>
+My mother's wrath, and misbehaved!<br>
+And almost every single rule<br>
+I broke, before I went to school!<br>
+For that is how I learned the way<br>
+To teach you etiquette to-day.<br>
+So when you chance to take a look<br>
+At all the maxims in the book,<br>
+You'll see that most of them are true,<br>
+I found them out, and so will you,<br>
+For if you are as GOOP derided,<br>
+You may perhaps reform, as I did!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-10.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_02b"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-11t.png" width="500" height="121"
+alt="Window-smoochers (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>WINDOW-SMOOCHERS</i></h2>
+<table summary="" align="center"
+style="background-image: url(images/g-11b.png); width: 500px; height: 489px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="">
+<tr><td>
+<p>Little Goops are marking</p>
+<p class="2">On the window pane;</p>
+<p class="2">I forbid, in vain!</p>
+<p>Noses, when they're greasy,</p>
+<p>Leave a smooch so easy!</p>
+<p class="2">Rub it out again!</p>
+<p>I shall have to scold them,</p>
+<p>For I've often told them,</p>
+<p class="2">Kindly, to refrain!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-12.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_02c"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-13t.png" width="500" height="270" alt="A Low Trick (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>A LOW TRICK</i></h2>
+<table summary="" align="center">
+<tr><td>
+<p><br>
+The meanest trick I ever knew<br>
+Was one I know <I>you</i> never do.<br>
+I saw a Goop once try to do it,<br>
+And there was nothing funny to it.<br>
+He pulled a chair from under me<br>
+As I was sitting down; but he<br>
+Was sent to bed, and rightly, too.<br>
+It was a <i>horrid</i> thing to do!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-13b.png" width="500" height="292" alt="A Low Trick (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-14.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_02d"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-15t.png" width="500" height="179" alt="When to Go (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>WHEN TO GO</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="">
+<tr>
+<td >
+<p>When you go a-calling,</p>
+<p class="2">Never stay too late;</p>
+<p>You will wear your welcome out</p>
+<p class="2">If you hesitate!</p>
+<p>Just before they're tired of you,</p>
+<p class="2">Just before they yawn,</p>
+<p>Before they think you are a Goop,</p>
+<p class="2">And wish that you were gone,</p>
+<p>While they're laughing with you,</p>
+<p class="2">While they like you so,</p>
+<p>While they want to keep you,&mdash;</p>
+<p class="2"><i>That's</i> the time to go!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-15b.png" width="500" height="431" alt="When to Go (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-16.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_02e"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center"
+ summary="" style="background-image: url(images/g-17.png); width: 500px; height: 714px;">
+<tr>
+<td valign="top">
+<div id="aint" align="left" style="z-index: 2; 
+margin-left: 15px; margin-top: 55px; width: 100%;">
+<h2><i>"AIN'T"</i></h2>
+<p>Now "ain't" is a word</p>
+<p>That is very absurd</p>
+<p class="2"> To use for an "isn't" or "aren't."</p>
+<p>Ask Teacher about it:</p>
+<p>She'll say, "Do without it!"</p>
+<p class="2"> I wish you would see if you can't!</p>
+</div>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-18.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_02f"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table summary="" align="center"
+style="background-image: url(images/g-19t.png); width: 500px; height: 371px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table summary="" align="center" style="margin-top: 80px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>NELL THE NIBBLER</i></h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>She ate some chocolate drops at 1,</p>
+<p class="2"> At 2, she thought she'd take</p>
+<p>A little jelly and a bun;</p>
+<p class="2"> At 3, some frosted cake.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+<table summary="" align="center"><tr><td>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>At 4, she nibbled at a roll;</p>
+<p class="2"> At 5, a doughnut spied,</p>
+<p>And ate it (all except the hole),</p>
+<p class="2"> And then some cookies tried.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<table summary="" align="center"
+style="background-image: url(images/g-19b.png); width: 500px; height: 257px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table summary="" align="center" style="margin-top: 160px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>At 6, she didn't feel quite right,</p>
+<p class="2"> And didn't care for dinner.</p>
+<p>She said she had no appetite,</p>
+<p class="2"> With so much Goop-food in her!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-20.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_02g"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-21t.png" width="500" height="253" alt="Justice (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><I>JUSTICE</I></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>Whenever brother's sent to bed,</p>
+<p class="2"> Or punished, do not go</p>
+<p>And peer at him and jeer at him,</p>
+<p class="2"> And say, "I told you so!"</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-21m.png" width="500" height="140" alt="Justice (center)">
+</center>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>Nor should you try to make him laugh</p>
+<p class="2"> When he has been so bad;</p>
+<p>Let him confess his naughtiness</p>
+<p class="2"> Before you both are glad!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-21b.png" width="500" height="121" alt="Justice (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-22.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_03"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-23.png); width: 500px; height: 695px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 220px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>A PUZZLE</i></h2>
+<p>There are about a thousand things</p>
+<p class="2">I'm not allowed to do;</p>
+<p>Most everything I'm fondest of</p>
+<p class="2">I'm told is wrong&mdash;are you?</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>They say, "<i>Please don't do that, my child!</i>"</p>
+<p class="2">They say, "<i>You mustn't, dear!</i>"</p>
+<p>I hope sometime I'll learn what's right,</p>
+<p class="2"> For now it seems so queer!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-24.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_04"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary=""
+style="background-image: url(images/g-25.png); width: 500px; height: 712px;">
+<tr>
+<td valign="top">
+<table summary="" style="margin-top: 320px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>FRANKNESS</i></h2>
+<p><br>
+When you are talking, I expect<br>
+You'd better hold your head erect!<br>
+Please look me squarely in the eye<br>
+Unless you're telling me a lie.<br>
+For if you crouch and look askance,<br>
+Regarding me with sidelong glance,<br>
+I'll think it is a Goop I see<br>
+Who is <i>afraid</i> to look at me!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-26.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_04a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-27t.png); width: 500px; height: 445px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 200px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2> <i>THE DUTY OF THE STRONG</i></h2>
+<center>
+You who are the oldest,<br>
+You who are the tallest,<br>
+Don't you think you ought to help<br>
+The youngest and the smallest?
+</center>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>
+You who are the strongest,<br>
+You who are the quickest,<br>
+Don't you think you ought to help<br>
+The weakest and the sickest?
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+Never mind the trouble,<br>
+Help them all you can;<br>
+Be a little woman!<br>
+Be a little man!
+</center>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-27b.png" width="500" height="152" alt="The Duty of the Strong (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-28.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_05"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<h2><i>WALKING WITH PAPA</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-29.png); width: 500px; height: 718px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="left" summary="" style="margin-top: 190px; margin-left: 20px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>"Won't you walk a little farther?"</p>
+<p class="2">Said a Goop to his Papa;</p>
+<p>"It is really quite delightful,</p>
+<p class="2">And we haven't travelled far;</p>
+<p>Wont you walk a little farther,</p>
+<p class="2">There's a house I'd like to see!</p>
+<p>Won't you walk a little farther,</p>
+<p class="2">Till we reach that cherry-tree?"</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>"Won't you carry me? I'm tired!"</p>
+<p class="2">Whined a Goop to his Papa;</p>
+<p>"And my feet are sore and weary,</p>
+<p class="2">And we've gone so <i>very</i> far!</p>
+<p>Won't you carry me? I'm tired!</p>
+<p class="2">And I <i>can't</i> walk back alone!</p>
+<p>Won't you carry me? I'm tired!"</p>
+<p class="2">And the Goop began to groan.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-30.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_05a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-31.png); width: 500px; height: 717px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 280px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>PIANO TORTURE</i></h2>
+<p>Pianos are considered toys</p>
+<p>By Goops, and naughty girls and boys;</p>
+<p class="2">They pound upon the keys,</p>
+<p>They lift the cover up, on top,</p>
+<p>To see the little jiggers hop,</p>
+<p class="2">And both the pedals squeeze!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>But instruments so rich and fine</p>
+<p>(Especially if they're not mine)</p>
+<p class="2">I ought to treat with care;</p>
+<p>So when my elder sister plays</p>
+<p>She'll find it is in tune always,</p>
+<p class="2"> Nor injured anywhere!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-32.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_06"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-33.png); width: 500px; height: 720px;">
+<tr><td align="center" valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 110px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>AT TABLE</i></h2>
+<p>
+Why is it Goops must always wish<br>
+To touch <i>each</i> apple on the dish?<br>
+Why do they never neatly fold<br>
+Their napkins until they are told?<br>
+Why do they play with food, and bite<br>
+Such awful mouthfuls? Is it right?<br>
+Why do they tilt back in their chairs?<br>
+<i>Because they're Goops!</i> So no one cares!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-34.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_07"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-35.png); width: 500px; height: 720px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table summary="" style="margin-left: 15px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>HOW TO EAT SOUP</i></h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p><p>
+Whenever you are eating soup<br>
+Remember not to be a Goop!<br>
+And if you think to say this rhyme,<br>
+Perhaps 'twill help you every time:
+</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>
+<i>Like little boats that put to sea,<br>
+I push my spoon AWAY from me;<br>
+I do not tilt my dish, nor scrape<br>
+The last few drops, like hungry ape!</i>
+</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>
+<i>Like little boats, that, almost filled,<br>
+Come back without their cargoes spilled,<br>
+My spoon sails gently to my lips,<br>
+Unloading from the SIDE, like ships.</i>
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-36.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_08"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<h2><i>BABY'S APOLOGY</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-37.png); width: 500px; height: 723px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="left" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>Dear little seed, queer little seed,</p>
+<p class="2"> Tucked into bed in the garden,</p>
+<p>Why don't you grow? Why, don't you know</p>
+<p class="2">Baby is asking your pardon?</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Out, little seed! Sprout, little seed!</p>
+<p class="2"> Baby did wrong without knowing!</p>
+<p>Hoping for you, groping for you,</p>
+<p class="2"> To see if you <i>really</i> were growing.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Break, little seed! Wake, little seed!</p>
+<p class="2"> Baby will watch and not harm you.</p>
+<p>Everything's bright, everything's right,</p>
+<p class="2">Nothing is here to alarm you.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Dress, little seed! Yes, little seed,</p>
+<p class="2">Fold your green leaflets around you;</p>
+<p><i>There</i>, little seed! Fair little seed,</p>
+<p class="2">Baby's <i>so</i> glad he has found you!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-38.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_09"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-39.png); width: 500px; height: 720px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 75px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>IN THE STREET</i></h2>
+<p>Peelings on the sidewalk,</p>
+<p class="2">Apple-cores and all,</p>
+<p>Kick them in the gutter;</p>
+<p class="2">Save some one a fall!</p>
+<p>Barrel hoops, glass, and cans,</p>
+<p class="2">And wires in the street,</p>
+<p>Kick them in the gutter;</p>
+<p class="2">You'll save some horse's feet!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-40.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_09a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-41t.png" width="500" height="273" alt="Sick Furniture (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>SICK FURNITURE</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>
+Sitting on the table,<br>
+Standing on the chairs,<br>
+That's the way the legs are broken and the cushion tears!<br>
+How'd you like to pay the bill for varnish and repairs?<br>
+&nbsp;
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-41b.png" width="500" height="290" alt="Sick Furniture (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-42.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_10"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<h2><i>BORROWED PLUMES</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>Don't try on the wraps,</p>
+<p>The bonnets and caps</p>
+<p class="2">Of company coming to call!</p>
+<p>Admire, if you please,</p>
+<p>But garments like these</p>
+<p class="2">Should always feel safe in the hall!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-43.png" width="500" height="530" alt="Borrowed Plumes">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-44.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_10a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-45t.png" width="500" height="208" alt="The Goop Picnic (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>THE GOOP PICNIC</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>They came to the best sort of place for a rest,</p>
+<p class="2">On the grass, with the trees overhead,</p>
+<p>They sat down in a bunch and they opened their lunch,</p>
+<p class="2">And they had a be-autiful spread!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>And when they were done, and they'd had all their fun,</p>
+<p class="2">They proved they were Goops, or were blind;</p>
+<p>For they picked up their wraps and they left all their scraps</p>
+<p class="2">For the <i>next</i> picnic party to find!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-45b.png" width="500" height="319" alt="The Goop Picnic (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-46.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_11"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-47.png); width: 500px; height: 717px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 180px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>BOOK-MANNERS</i></h2>
+<p>
+If you scribble on your books,<br>
+How disgustable it looks!<br>
+Here a word, and there a scrawl,<br>
+Silly pictures over all!<br>
+Take a paper, or a slate,<br>
+If you want to decorate!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-48.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_12"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-49.png); width: 500px; height: 724px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table summary="" >
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<h2><i>POOR MOTHER!</i></h2>
+<p>Oh! Isn't it shocking!</p>
+<p>Just look at your stocking!</p>
+<p class="2">Just look at your brand new boots!</p>
+<p>Your waist is all torn</p>
+<p>And your trousers are worn&mdash;</p>
+<p class="2">Just <i>look</i> at the holes in your suits!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Your father is working</p>
+<p>All day, without shirking,</p>
+<p class="2">To pay for the clothes that you wear;</p>
+<p>Your mother is mending</p>
+<p>All day, and attending</p>
+<p class="2">To you, with the kindest of care.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>And so, while you're playing,</p>
+<p>Think of father, who's paying,</p>
+<p class="2">And mother, who's working so hard;</p>
+<p>While you kneel on your knees,</p>
+<p>Or climb up the trees,</p>
+<p class="2">Or make your mud pies in the yard!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-50.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_12a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-51.png); width: 500px; height: 725px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 225px; margin-left: 20px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>CHEATING</i></h2>
+<p>I thought I saw a little Goop</p>
+<p class="2">Who didn't pay his fare;</p>
+<p>I looked again; the passengers</p>
+<p class="2">Were gazing at him, there.</p>
+<p>"They think that he's a thief!" I said;</p>
+<p class="2">"I wonder does he care?"</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-52.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_12b"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-53.png); width: 500px; height: 720px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 200px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>GOOP! GOOP! GOOP!</i></h2>
+<p>Goop! Goop! Goop!</p>
+<p class="2">I wish you'd wash your face!</p>
+<p>Goop! Goop! Goop!</p>
+<p class="2">Your hands are a disgrace!</p>
+<p>Goop! Goop! Goop!</p>
+<p class="2">Put things back in their place!</p>
+<p>I wish you were polite,</p>
+<p class="2">Instead of a</p>
+<p>Goop! Goop! Goop!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-54.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_13"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-55.png); width: 500px; height: 698px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" width="240" style="margin-top: 190px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>VISITING</i></h2>
+<p>When a Goop goes out to visit,</p>
+<p>'T isn't very pleasant, is it,</p>
+<p class="2"> To hear him ask his friends for things to eat?</p>
+<p>And to hear the little sinner</p>
+<p>Say he wants to stay to dinner</p>
+<p class="2"> Is a piece of impoliteness hard to beat!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>"<i>Mother said that I could stay</i></p>
+<p><i>If you asked me!</i>" is the way</p>
+<p class="2"> That a Goop will make them ask him to remain.</p>
+<p>It is better to be slighted</p>
+<p>Than to stay when not invited,</p>
+<p class="2"> For they <i>never</i> ask a Goop to come again!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-56.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_13a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-57t.png); width: 500px; height: 447px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 125px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>PICKING and STEALING</i></h2>
+<p>When you are fetching bread, I trust</p>
+<p>You never nibble at the crust</p>
+<p style="margin-top: 160px;">&nbsp;</p>
+<p>When in the kitchen, do you linger</p>
+<p>And pinch the cookies with your finger?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-57b.png); width: 500px; height: 252px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 190px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>Or do you peck the frosted cake?</p>
+<p>Don't do it, please, for Mother's sake!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-58.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_13b"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-59t.png); width: 500px; height: 340px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table summary="" align="right">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>LOYALTY</i></h2>
+<p>Mother's found your mischief out!</p>
+<p class="2">What are you going to do?</p>
+<p>Cry and sulk, or kick and shout?</p>
+<p>Tell your mother all about</p>
+<p class="2">Brother's mischief, too?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>Or,</p>
+<p>Take your punishment, and say,</p>
+<p class="2">"I'll be better, now!"</p>
+<p>Never mind the horrid way</p>
+<p>Brother treated you, at play;</p>
+<p class="2">Don't tell it, anyhow!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-59b.png); width: 500px; height: 337px;">
+<tr><td valign="top" align="left">
+<table align="left" summary="" style="margin-top: 50px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>It is the Goops, who have no shame,</p>
+<p>Who say, "<i>'Twas some one else to blame!</i>"</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-60.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_14"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-61.png); width: 500px; height: 698px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 250px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>INDOLENCE</i></h2>
+<p style="margin-top: 65px;">
+There was a Goop who lay in bed<br>
+Till half-past eight, the sleepy-head!<br>
+He couldn't find his stockings, for<br>
+He'd thrown them somewhere on the floor!<br>
+He couldn't find his reading-book;<br>
+He had forgotten where to look!<br>
+His breakfast grew so very cold,<br>
+This lazy Goop began to scold;<br>
+And then he blamed his mother, kind!<br>
+"<i>You made me late to school</i>!" he whined.
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-62.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_15"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<h2><i>THE LAW OF HOSPITALITY</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-63.png); width: 500px; height: 714px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 185px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>There is a very simple rule</p>
+<p class="2">That every one should know;</p>
+<p>You may not hear of it in school,</p>
+<p class="2">But everywhere you go,</p>
+<p>In every land where people dwell,</p>
+<p class="2">And men are good and true,</p>
+<p>You'll find they understand it well,</p>
+<p class="2">And so I'll tell it you:</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p><i>To every one who gives me food,</i></p>
+<p class="2"><i>Or shares his home with me,</i></p>
+<p><i>I owe a debt of gratitude,</i></p>
+<p class="2"><i>And I must loyal be.</i></p>
+<p><i>I may not laugh at him, or say</i></p>
+<p class="2"><i>Of him a word unkind;</i></p>
+<p><i>His friendliness I must repay,</i></p>
+<p class="2"><i>And to his faults be blind!</i></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-64.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_15a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-65.png); width: 500px; height: 725px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<h2><i>THE FLOWER HOSPITAL</i></h2>
+<table align="right" summary="" style="margin-top: 165px; margin-right: 20px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>
+I dreamed I found a sunlit room<br>
+Filled with a delicate perfume,<br>
+Where, moaning their sweet lives away,<br>
+A thousand lovely flowers lay.<br>
+They drooped, so pale, and wan, and weak,<br>
+With hardly strength enough to speak,<br>
+With stems so crushed and leaves so torn<br>
+It was too dreadful to be borne!<br>
+And one white lily raised her head<br>
+From off her snowy flower bed.<br>
+And sighed, "<i>Please tell the children, oh!<br>
+They should not treat the flowers so!<br>
+They plucked us when we were so gay,<br>
+And then they threw us all away<br>
+To wither in the sun all day!<br>
+We all must fade, but we'll forgive<br>
+If they'll let other flowers live</i>!"
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-66.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_16"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-67.png); width: 500px; height: 725px;">
+<tr><td align="center" valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 150px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>PUPPY GOOPS</i></h2>
+<p>Candy in the cushions</p>
+<p class="2">Of the easy-chair;</p>
+<p>Raisins in the sofa&mdash;</p>
+<p class="2">How did they get there?</p>
+<p>The little Goop who's greedy</p>
+<p class="2">Does it every day,</p>
+<p>Like a little puppy,</p>
+<p class="2">Hiding bones away!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-68.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_16a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-69t.png" width="500" height="118" alt="Exaggeration (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>EXAGGERATION</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>Don't try to tell a story</p>
+<p class="2">To beat the one you've heard;</p>
+<p>For if you try, you're apt to lie,</p>
+<p class="2">And <i>that</i> would be absurd!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Don't try to be more funny</p>
+<p class="2">Than any one in school;</p>
+<p>For if you're not, they'll laugh a lot,</p>
+<p class="2">And think you are a fool!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-69b.png" width="500" height="327" alt="Exaggeration (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-70.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_17"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-71.png); width: 500px; height: 724px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="left" summary="" style="margin-top: 130px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!</i></h2>
+<p>Do you slam the door?</p>
+<p class="2">Do you drag your feet?</p>
+<p>Making noise enough for four</p>
+<p>Hundred thousand Goops, or more,</p>
+<p class="2">Tearing up the street?</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Clattering down the stairs,</p>
+<p class="2">Storming through the hall,</p>
+<p>Pounding floors, upsetting chairs,</p>
+<p>Do you think your father cares</p>
+<p class="2">For your noise, at all?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-72.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_17a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-73.png); width: 500px; height: 693px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 225px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>STEALING RIDES</i></h2>
+<p>I thought I saw a little Goop</p>
+<p class="2">Who hung behind a cart;</p>
+<p>I looked again. He'd fallen off!</p>
+<p class="2">It gave me <i>such</i> a start!</p>
+<p>"If he were killed, some day," I said,</p>
+<p class="2">"'Twould break his mother's heart!"</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-74.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_18"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-75.png); width: 500px; height: 725px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 25px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>UNTIDY GOOPS</i></h2>
+<p>I think you are a Goop, because</p>
+<p>You never shut your bureau drawers,</p>
+<p class="2">You do not close the door!</p>
+<p>You leave your water in the bowl,</p>
+<p>You put your peelings in the coal!</p>
+<p class="2">I've told you <i>that</i> before!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-76.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_18a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-77t.png" width="500" height="139" alt="A Goop Party (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>A GOOP PARTY</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>
+"Please come to my party!" said Jenny to Prue;<br>
+"I'm going to have Willy, and Nelly, and you;<br>
+I'm going to have candy and cake and ice-cream,<br>
+We'll play <i>Hunt-the-Slipper</i>, we'll laugh and we'll scream.<br>
+We'll dress up in caps, we'll have stories and tricks,<br>
+And you won't have to go till a quarter past six!"<br>
+But alas! When she mentioned her party, at tea,<br>
+Her mother said, "No! It can't possibly be!"<br>
+So Jane had to go and explain to her friends,<br>
+And that is how many a Goop party ends!<br>
+Just speak to your mother <i>before</i> you invite,<br>
+And then it's more likely to happen all right!<br>
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-77b.png" width="500" height="338" alt="A Goop Party (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-78.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_19"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-79.png); width: 500px; height: 697px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 175px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>INQUISITIVENESS</i></h2>
+<p>I gave a letter to a Goop</p>
+<p class="2">To take to Mrs. Bird;</p>
+<p>And what d'you think he went and did?</p>
+<p class="2">He read it, every word!</p>
+<p>Now, isn't that the rudest thing</p>
+<p class="2">That you have ever heard?</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Why, he would peep through keyholes,</p>
+<p class="2">And listen at the door!</p>
+<p>And open parcels, just to see</p>
+<p class="2">What came from every store!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Now, have you ever <i>ever</i> heard</p>
+<p class="2">Of such a Goop before?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-80.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_19a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-81.png); width: 500px; height: 722px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 185px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>DON'T BE GOOD</i></h2>
+<p>
+Just because you want to go<br>
+To the circus, or the show;<br>
+But, when all your fun is o'er,<br>
+Be as good as you were before!
+</p>
+<h2><i>DON'T BE BAD</i></h2>
+<p>
+Just as long as you dare to be,<br>
+Because your mother doesn't see.<br>
+Do not wait for her to scold,<br>
+But be just as good as gold!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-82.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_20"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<h2><i>WRITE RIGHT!</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-83.png); width: 500px; height: 702px;">
+<tr><td valign="top" align="center">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 180px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>
+If you were writing with your nose,<br>
+You'd <i>have</i> to curl up, I suppose,<br>
+And lay your head upon your hand;<br>
+But now, I cannot understand,<br>
+For you are writing with your pen!<br>
+So sit erect, and smile again!<br>
+You need not scowl because you write,<br>
+Nor hold your fingers <i>quite</i> so tight!<br>
+And if you gnaw the holder so,<br>
+They'll take you for a Goop, you know!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-84.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_20a"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<h2><i>WET FEET</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>Down the street together,</p>
+<p>In the rainy weather,</p>
+<p class="2">Went a pair of little boys along;</p>
+<p>One of them went straying</p>
+<p>In the gutters playing,</p>
+<p class="2">Doing all his mother said was wrong;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>One of them went dashing</p>
+<p>Into puddles splashing,</p>
+<p class="2">Under dripping eaves that soaked him through;</p>
+<p>One of them avoided</p>
+<p>All the other boy did,</p>
+<p class="2">Dodging all the slimy, slushy goo.</p>
+</td>
+<td>
+<img src="images/g-85t.png" width="214" height="502" alt="Wet Feet (top Right)" style="float: right;">
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr><td>
+<img src="images/g-85b.png" width="210" height="231" alt="Wet Feet (bottom Left)">
+</td>
+<td>
+<p>One of them grew chilly;</p>
+<p>Said he felt so ill he</p>
+<p class="2">Knew he'd caught a cold, and coughed a lot!</p>
+<p>The other was so warm he</p>
+<p>Said he <i>liked</i> it stormy!</p>
+<p class="2">Which of them was Goop, and which was not?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-86.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_21"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<h2><i>DRESS QUICKLY!</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-87.png); width: 500px; height: 719px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 160px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>
+All your life you'll have to dress,<br>
+Every single day (unless<br>
+You should happen to be sick),<br>
+Why not learn to do it quick?<br>
+Hang your clothes the proper way,<br>
+So you'll find them fresh next day;<br>
+Treat them with a little care,<br>
+Fold them neatly on a chair;<br>
+So, without a bit of worry,<br>
+You can dress in quite a hurry.<br>
+Think of the slovenly Goops, before<br>
+You strew your clothing on the floor!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-92.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_22"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-93.png); width: 500px; height: 715px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" summary="" style="margin-top: 35px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>DANGER!</i></h2>
+<p style="margin-top: 240px;">
+Ink, ink! What do you think!<br>
+You're sure to be stained, if you play with the ink!<br>
+You're sure to get black, if you play with the ink-well,<br>
+Before you begin it, just stop once, and think well!<br>
+All over your fingers, all over your face,<br>
+All over your clothes, and all over the place!<br>
+Your mother'll be angry, your father'll say, "<i>There!<br>
+I said not to touch it; you said you'd take care!</i>"
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>
+When Goops are so mischievous, they have to drink<br>
+Forty-four dozen bottles of raven black ink!
+</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-94.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_23"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-95t.png); width: 500px; height: 365px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="center" width="100%" summary="" style="margin-top: 70px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>THE REASON WHY</i></h2>
+</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">
+<p style="margin-top: 25px;"> Everybody liked Ezekiel.</p>
+<p class="2">Why?</p>
+<p>You could scarcely find his equal.</p>
+<p class="2">Why?</p>
+<p>If he made a mistake,</p>
+<p class="2">He said he was wrong;</p>
+<p>If he went on an errand,</p>
+<p class="2">He wasn't gone long;</p>
+<p>He never would bully,</p>
+<p class="2">Although he was strong!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-95b.png); width: 500px; height: 344px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="right" summary="" style="margin-right: 20px;">
+<tr><td>
+<p>Everybody hated Mello.</p>
+<p class="2">Why?</p>
+<p>He was such a surly fellow.</p>
+<p class="2">Why?</p>
+<p>If you asked him for candy,</p>
+<p class="2">He'd hide his away;</p>
+<p>He never would play</p>
+<p class="2">What the rest wished to play;</p>
+<p>He would say <i>horrid</i> words</p>
+<p class="2">That he oughtn't to say!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-96.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_24"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-97t.png" width="500" height="278" alt="In Goop Attire (top)">
+</center>
+<h2><i>IN GOOP ATTIRE</i></h2>
+<table align="center" summary="" >
+<tr><td>
+<p>I'll make you a dress of a towel,</p>
+<p class="2">And trim it all over with soap,</p>
+<p>With a sponge for a hat</p>
+<p>And a wet one, at that!</p>
+<p class="2">And <i>then</i> you'll be happy, I hope!</p>
+<p>You may act like a Goop, if you please,</p>
+<p>In garments constructed like these!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>But now, while you're dressed up so neatly,</p>
+<p class="2">Don't wipe off your hands on your frock!</p>
+<p>The smooching that lingers</p>
+<p>When you wipe off your fingers,</p>
+<p class="2">Will give your dear mother a shock!</p>
+<p>The result will be even more shocking,</p>
+<p>If you wipe off your shoes on your stocking!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<center>
+<img src="images/g-97b.png" width="500" height="263" alt="In Goop Attire (bottom)">
+</center>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-98.png" alt=""></center><hr>
+<center>
+<table summary="" class="bordered" align="center"><tr><td>
+<a name="2H_4_25"><!-- H2 --></a>
+<table align="center" summary="" 
+style="background-image: url(images/g-99.png); width: 500px; height: 716px;">
+<tr><td valign="top">
+<table align="right" summary="" style="margin-top: 160px; margin-right: 20px;">
+<tr><td>
+<h2><i>IMPOSSIBLE!</i></h2>
+<p>There once was a Goop (<i>it is hard to believe</i></p>
+<p class="2"><i>Such unpleasant behavior of you!</i>)</p>
+<p>Who always was wiping his nose on his sleeve;</p>
+<p class="2"><i>I hope that this Goop wasn't you!</i></p>
+<p>He always was spitting (for fun, I suppose),</p>
+<p class="2"><i>I couldn't believe, it of you!</i></p>
+<p><i>And putting his fingers up into his nose;</i></p>
+<p class="2"><i>I KNOW that this Goop wasn't you!</i></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</center>
+<hr class="full">
+<!-- ===== -->
+<center><img width="40%" src="images/g-100.png" alt=""></center>
+<div style="height: 8em;"><br></div>
+
+
+<pre>
+
+
+
+
+
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+Project Gutenberg's More Goops and How Not to Be Them, by Gelett Burgess
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever.  You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: More Goops and How Not to Be Them
+
+Author: Gelett Burgess
+
+Release Date: July 23, 2004 [EBook #13004]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MORE GOOPS AND HOW NOT TO BE THEM ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Internet Archive's Children's Library. David Garcia, and
+the Online Distributed Proofreading Team.
+
+
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+
+
+MORE GOOPS AND HOW NOT TO BE THEM
+
+By Gelett Burgess
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Books by Gelett Burgess_
+
+    VIVETTE; or the Memoirs of the Romance Association. Small, Maynard
+    & Co., Boston. 152 pp. 8vo. $1.25
+
+    A GAGE OF YOUTH; Poems, chiefly from the "Lark." 58 pp. Small 8vo.
+    Small, Maynard & Co., Boston. $1.00
+
+    THE ROMANCE OF THE COMMONPLACE; A Collection of Essays upon the
+    Romantic View of Life. 152 pp. Small 4to. Elder & Shepard, San
+    Francisco. $1.50
+
+    THE LIVELY CITY O' LIGG; A Cycle of Modern Fairy Tales for City
+    Children. With 53 illustrations (8 in color) by the Author.
+    Frederick A. Stokes Co., New York. 210 pp. Small 4to. $1.50.
+    Boards, $1.00
+
+    THE BURGESS NONSENSE BOOK; Being a complete Collection of the
+    Humorous Masterpieces of Gelett Burgess, Esq. With 196 illustrations
+    by the Author. 239 pp. Small 4to. Frederick A. Stokes Co., New York.
+    Cloth, $2.00 net. Boards, $1.25
+
+    GOOPS, and How to Be Them; A Manual of Manners for Polite Infants.
+    With 90 illustrations by the Author. Frederick A. Stokes Co., New
+    York. 88 pp. 5th edition. Small 4to. $1.50
+
+    MORE GOOPS, and How Not to Be Them; A Manual of Manners for
+    Impolite Infants. With 90 illustrations by the Author. 88 pp.
+    Small 4to. Frederick A. Stokes Co., New York. $1.50
+
+
+
+
+MORE GOOPS AND HOW NOT TO BE THEM
+
+
+A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants Depicting the Characteristics
+of Many Naughty and Thoughtless Children With Instructive Illustrations
+
+By GELETT BURGESS
+
+
+NEW YORK
+
+Frederick A. Stokes Company
+
+Publishers
+
+
+COPYRIGHT, 1903, BY GELETT BURGESS
+
+_Published September, 1903_
+
+       *       *       *       *       *
+
+[Illustration: (Ex Libris)]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: CONTENTS]
+
+
+_CONTENTS_
+
+
+  Introduction                           Goop! Goop! Goop!
+  Window-Smoochers                       Visiting
+  A Low Trick                            Picking and Stealing
+  When to Go                             Loyalty
+  "Ain't"                                Indolence
+  Nell the Nibbler                       The Law of Hospitality
+  Justice                                The Flower Hospital
+  A Puzzle                               Puppy Goops
+  Frankness                              Exaggeration
+  The Duty of the Strong                 Noise! Noise! Noise!
+  Walking with Papa                      Stealing Rides
+  Piano Torture                          Untidy Goops
+  At Table                               A Goop Party
+  How to Eat Soup                        Inquisitiveness
+  Baby's Apology                         Don't Be Good
+  In the Street                          Write Right!
+  Sick Furniture                         Wet Feet
+  Borrowed Plumes                        Dress Quickly!
+  The Goop Picnic                        Danger!
+  Book-Manners                           The Reason Why
+  Poor Mother!                           In Goop Attire
+  Cheating                               Impossible
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Introduction]
+
+
+_INTRODUCTION_
+
+
+  Children, although you might expect
+  My manners to be quite correct
+  (For since I fancy I can teach,
+  I ought to practice what I preach),
+  'Tis true that I have often braved
+  My mother's wrath, and misbehaved!
+  And almost every single rule
+  I broke, before I went to school!
+  For that is how I learned the way
+  To teach you etiquette to-day.
+  So when you chance to take a look
+  At all the maxims in the book,
+  You'll see that most of them are true,
+  I found them out, and so will you,
+  For if you are as GOOP derided,
+  You may perhaps reform, as I did!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Window-Smoochers]
+
+
+_WINDOW-SMOOCHERS_
+
+
+  Little Goops are marking
+    On the window pane;
+    I forbid, in vain!
+  Noses, when they're greasy,
+  Leave a smooch so easy!
+    Rub it out again!
+  I shall have to scold them,
+  For I've often told them,
+    Kindly, to refrain!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: A Low Trick]
+
+
+_A LOW TRICK_
+
+
+  The meanest trick I ever knew
+  Was one I know _you_ never do.
+  I saw a Goop once try to do it,
+  And there was nothing funny to it.
+  He pulled a chair from under me
+  As I was sitting down; but he
+  Was sent to bed, and rightly, too.
+  It was a _horrid_ thing to do!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: When To Go]
+
+
+_WHEN TO GO_
+
+
+  When you go a-calling,
+    Never stay too late;
+  You will wear your welcome out
+    If you hesitate!
+  Just before they're tired of you,
+    Just before they yawn,
+  Before they think you are a Goop,
+    And wish that you were gone,
+  While they're laughing with you,
+    While they like you so,
+  While they want to keep you,--
+    _That's_ the time to go!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: "Ain't"]
+
+
+_"AIN'T"_
+
+
+  Now "ain't" is a word
+  That is very absurd
+   To use for an "isn't" or "aren't."
+  Ask Teacher about it:
+  She'll say, "Do without it!"
+   I wish you would see if you can't!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Nell the Nibbler]
+
+
+_NELL THE NIBBLER_
+
+
+  She ate some chocolate drops at 1,
+    At 2, she thought she'd take
+  A little jelly and a bun;
+    At 3, some frosted cake.
+
+  At 4, she nibbled at a roll;
+    At 5, a doughnut spied,
+  And ate it (all except the hole),
+    And then some cookies tried.
+
+  At 6, she didn't feel quite right,
+    And didn't care for dinner.
+  She said she had no appetite,
+    With so much Goop-food in her!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Justice]
+
+
+_JUSTICE_
+
+
+  Whenever brother's sent to bed,
+    Or punished, do not go
+  And peer at him and jeer at him,
+    And say, "I told you so!"
+
+  Nor should you try to make him laugh
+    When he has been so bad;
+  Let him confess his naughtiness
+    Before you both are glad!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: A Puzzle]
+
+
+_A PUZZLE_
+
+
+  There are about a thousand things
+    I'm not allowed to do;
+  Most everything I'm fondest of
+    I'm told is wrong--are you?
+
+  They say, "_Please don't do that, my child!_"
+    They say, "_You mustn't, dear!_"
+ I hope sometime I'll learn what's right,
+   For now it seems so queer!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Frankness]
+
+
+_FRANKNESS_
+
+
+  When you are talking, I expect
+  You'd better hold your head erect!
+  Please look me squarely in the eye
+  Unless you're telling me a lie.
+  For if you crouch and look askance,
+  Regarding me with sidelong glance,
+  I'll think it is a Goop I see
+  Who is _afraid_ to look at me!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: The Duty of the Strong]
+
+
+_THE  DUTY OF  THE  STRONG_
+
+
+  You who are the oldest,
+  You who are the tallest,
+  Don't you think you ought to help
+  The youngest and the smallest?
+
+  You who are the strongest,
+  You who are the quickest,
+  Don't you think you ought to help
+  The weakest and the sickest?
+
+  Never mind the trouble,
+  Help them all you can;
+  Be a little woman!
+  Be a little man!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Walking With Papa]
+
+
+_WALKING WITH PAPA_
+
+
+  "Won't you walk a little farther?"
+    Said a Goop to his Papa;
+  "It is really quite delightful,
+    And we haven't travelled far;
+  Wont you walk a little farther,
+    There's a house I'd like to see!
+  Won't you walk a little farther,
+    Till we reach that cherry-tree?"
+
+  "Won't you carry me? I'm tired!"
+    Whined a Goop to his Papa;
+  "And my feet are sore and weary,
+    And we've gone so _very_ far!
+  Won't you carry me? I'm tired!
+    And I _can't_ walk back alone!
+  Won't you carry me? I'm tired!"
+    And the Goop began to groan.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Piano Torture]
+
+
+_PIANO TORTURE_
+
+
+  Pianos are considered toys
+  By Goops, and naughty girls and boys;
+    They pound upon the keys,
+  They lift the cover up, on top,
+  To see the little jiggers hop,
+    And both the pedals squeeze!
+
+  But instruments so rich and fine
+  (Especially if they're not mine)
+    I ought to treat with care;
+  So when my elder sister plays
+  She'll find it is in tune always,
+   Nor injured anywhere!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: At Table]
+
+
+_AT TABLE_
+
+  Why is it Goops must always wish
+  To touch _each_ apple on the dish?
+  Why do they never neatly fold
+  Their napkins until they are told?
+  Why do they play with food, and bite
+  Such awful mouthfuls?  Is it right?
+  Why do they tilt back in their chairs?
+  _Because they're Goops!_ So no one cares!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: How to Eat Soup]
+
+
+_HOW TO EAT SOUP_
+
+  Whenever you are eating soup
+  Remember not to be a Goop!
+  And if you think to say this rhyme,
+  Perhaps 'twill help you every time:
+
+  _Like little boats that put to sea,
+  I push my spoon AWAY from me;
+  I do not tilt my dish, nor scrape
+  The last few drops, like hungry ape!_
+
+  _Like little boats, that, almost filled,
+  Come back without their cargoes spilled,
+  My spoon sails gently to my lips,
+  Unloading from the SIDE, like ships._
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Baby's Apology]
+
+
+_BABY'S APOLOGY_
+
+
+  Dear little seed, queer little seed,
+   Tucked into bed in the garden,
+  Why don't you grow? Why, don't you know
+    Baby is asking your pardon?
+
+  Out, little seed! Sprout, little seed!
+   Baby did wrong without knowing!
+  Hoping for you, groping for you,
+   To see if you _really_ were growing.
+
+  Break, little seed! Wake, little seed!
+   Baby will watch and not harm you.
+  Everything's bright, everything's right,
+    Nothing is here to alarm you.
+
+  Dress, little seed! Yes, little seed,
+    Fold your green leaflets around you;
+  _There_, little seed! Fair little seed,
+    Baby's _so_ glad he has found you!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: In the Street]
+
+
+_IN THE  STREET_
+
+
+  Peelings on the sidewalk,
+    Apple-cores and all,
+  Kick them in the gutter;
+    Save some one a fall!
+  Barrel hoops, glass, and cans,
+    And wires in the street,
+  Kick them in the gutter;
+    You'll save some horse's feet!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Sick Furniture]
+
+
+_SICK FURNITURE_
+
+
+  Sitting on the table,
+  Standing on the chairs,
+  That's the way the legs are broken and the cushion tears!
+  How'd you like to pay the bill for varnish and repairs?
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Borrowed Plumes]
+
+
+_BORROWED PLUMES_
+
+
+  Don't try on the wraps,
+  The bonnets and caps
+    Of company coming to call!
+  Admire, if you please,
+  But garments like these
+    Should always feel safe in the hall!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: The Goop Picnic]
+
+
+_THE GOOP PICNIC_
+
+
+  They came to the best sort of place for a rest,
+    On the grass, with the trees overhead,
+  They sat down in a bunch and they opened their lunch,
+    And they had a be-autiful spread!
+
+  And when they were done, and they'd had all their fun,
+    They proved they were Goops, or were blind;
+  For they picked up their wraps and they left all their scraps
+    For the _next_ picnic party to find!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Book Manners]
+
+
+_BOOK-MANNERS_
+
+
+  If you scribble on your books,
+  How disgustable it looks!
+  Here a word, and there a scrawl,
+  Silly pictures over all!
+  Take a paper, or a slate,
+  If you want to decorate!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Poor Mother!]
+
+
+_POOR MOTHER!_
+
+
+  Oh! Isn't it shocking!
+  Just look at your stocking!
+    Just look at your brand new boots!
+  Your waist is all torn
+  And your trousers are worn--
+    Just _look_ at the holes in your suits!
+
+  Your father is working
+  All day, without shirking,
+    To pay for the clothes that you wear;
+  Your mother is mending
+  All day, and attending
+    To you, with the kindest of care.
+
+  And so, while you're playing,
+  Think of father, who's paying,
+    And mother, who's working so hard;
+  While you kneel on your knees,
+  Or climb up the trees,
+    Or make your mud pies in the yard!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Cheating]
+
+
+_CHEATING_
+
+
+  I thought I saw a little Goop
+    Who didn't pay his fare;
+  I looked again; the passengers
+    Were gazing at him, there.
+  "They think that he's a thief!" I said;
+    "I wonder does he care?"
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Goop! Goop! Goop!]
+
+
+_GOOP! GOOP! GOOP!_
+
+
+  Goop! Goop! Goop!
+    I wish you'd wash your face!
+  Goop! Goop! Goop!
+    Your hands are a disgrace!
+  Goop! Goop! Goop!
+    Put things back in their place!
+  I wish you were polite,
+    Instead of a
+  Goop! Goop! Goop!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Visiting]
+
+
+_VISITING_
+
+  When a Goop goes out to visit,
+  'T isn't very pleasant, is it,
+    To hear him ask his friends for things to eat?
+  And to hear the little sinner
+  Say he wants to stay to dinner
+    Is a piece of impoliteness hard to beat!
+
+  "_Mother said that I could stay_
+  _If you asked me!_" is the way
+    That a Goop will make them ask him to remain.
+  It is better to be slighted
+  Than to stay when not invited,
+    For they _never_ ask a Goop to come again!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Picking and Stealing]
+
+
+_PICKING and STEALING_
+
+
+  When you are fetching bread, I trust
+  You never nibble at the crust
+
+  When in the kitchen, do you linger
+  And pinch the cookies with your finger?
+
+  Or do you peck the frosted cake?
+  Don't do it, please, for Mother's sake!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Loyalty]
+
+
+_LOYALTY_
+
+  Mother's found your mischief out!
+    What are you going to do?
+  Cry and sulk, or kick and shout?
+  Tell your mother all about
+    Brother's mischief, too?
+
+  Or,
+  Take your punishment, and say,
+    "I'll be better, now!"
+  Never mind the horrid way
+  Brother treated you, at play;
+    Don't tell it, anyhow!
+
+  It is the Goops, who have no shame,
+  Who say, "_'Twas some one else to blame!_"
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Indolence]
+
+
+_INDOLENCE_
+
+
+  There was a Goop who lay in bed
+  Till half-past eight, the sleepy-head!
+  He couldn't find his stockings, for
+  He'd thrown them somewhere on the floor!
+  He couldn't find his reading-book;
+  He had forgotten where to look!
+  His breakfast grew so very cold,
+  This lazy Goop began to scold;
+  And then he blamed his mother, kind!
+  "_You made me late to school_!" he whined.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: The Law of Hospitality]
+
+
+_THE LAW OF HOSPITALITY_
+
+
+  There is a very simple rule
+    That every one should know;
+  You may not hear of it in school,
+    But everywhere you go,
+  In every land where people dwell,
+    And men are good and true,
+  You'll find they understand it well,
+    And so I'll tell it you:
+
+  _To every one who gives me food,
+    Or shares his home with me,
+  I owe a debt of gratitude,
+    And I must loyal be.
+  I may not laugh at him, or say
+    Of him a word unkind;
+  His friendliness I must repay,
+    And to his faults be blind!_
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: The Flower Hospital]
+
+
+_THE FLOWER HOSPITAL_
+
+
+  I dreamed I found a sunlit room
+  Filled with a delicate perfume,
+  Where, moaning their sweet lives away,
+  A thousand lovely flowers lay.
+  They drooped, so pale, and wan, and weak,
+  With hardly strength enough to speak,
+  With stems so crushed and leaves so torn
+  It was too dreadful to be borne!
+  And one white lily raised her head
+  From off her snowy flower bed.
+  And sighed, "_Please tell the children, oh!
+  They should not treat the flowers so!
+  They plucked us when we were so gay,
+  And then they threw us all away
+  To wither in the sun all day!
+  We all must fade, but we'll forgive
+  If they'll let other flowers live_!"
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Puppy Goops]
+
+
+_PUPPY GOOPS_
+
+
+  Candy in the cushions
+    Of the easy-chair;
+  Raisins in the sofa--
+    How did they get there?
+  The little Goop who's greedy
+    Does it every day,
+  Like a little puppy,
+    Hiding bones away!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Exaggeration]
+
+
+_EXAGGERATION_
+
+
+  Don't try to tell a story
+    To beat the one you've heard;
+  For if you try, you're apt to lie,
+    And _that_ would be absurd!
+
+  Don't try to be more funny
+    Than any one in school;
+  For if you're not, they'll laugh a lot,
+    And think you are a fool!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Noise! Noise! Noise!]
+
+
+_NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!_
+
+
+  Do you slam the door?
+    Do you drag your feet?
+  Making noise enough for four
+  Hundred thousand Goops, or more,
+    Tearing up the street?
+
+  Clattering down the stairs,
+    Storming through the hall,
+  Pounding floors, upsetting chairs,
+  Do you think your father cares
+    For your noise, at all?
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Stealing Rides]
+
+
+_STEALING RIDES_
+
+
+  I thought I saw a little Goop
+    Who hung behind a cart;
+  I looked again. He'd fallen off!
+    It gave me _such_ a start!
+  "If he were killed, some day," I said,
+    "'Twould break his mother's heart!"
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Untidy Goops]
+
+
+_UNTIDY GOOPS_
+
+
+  I think you are a Goop, because
+  You never shut your bureau drawers,
+    You do not close the door!
+  You leave your water in the bowl,
+  You put your peelings in the coal!
+    I've told you _that_ before!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: A Goop Party]
+
+
+_A GOOP PARTY_
+
+
+  "Please come to my party!" said Jenny to Prue;
+  "I'm going to have Willy, and Nelly, and you;
+  I'm going to have candy and cake and ice-cream,
+  We'll play _Hunt-the-Slipper_, we'll laugh and we'll scream.
+  We'll dress up in caps, we'll have stories and tricks,
+  And you won't have to go till a quarter past six!"
+  But alas! When she mentioned her party, at tea,
+  Her mother said, "No! It can't possibly be!"
+  So Jane had to go and explain to her friends,
+  And that is how many a Goop party ends!
+  Just speak to your mother _before_ you invite,
+  And then it's more likely to happen all right!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Inquisitiveness]
+
+
+_INQUISITIVENESS_
+
+  I gave a letter to a Goop
+    To take to Mrs. Bird;
+  And what d'you think he went and did?
+    He read it, every word!
+  Now, isn't that the rudest thing
+    That you have ever heard?
+
+  Why, he would peep through keyholes,
+    And listen at the door!
+  And open parcels, just to see
+    What came from every store!
+
+  Now, have you ever _ever_ heard
+    Of such a Goop before?
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Don't be Good]
+
+
+_DON'T BE GOOD_
+
+
+  Just because you want to go
+  To the circus, or the show;
+  But, when all your fun is o'er,
+  Be as good as you were before!
+
+
+[Illustration: Don't be Bad]
+
+
+_DON'T BE  BAD_
+
+  Just as long as you dare to be,
+  Because your mother doesn't see.
+  Do not wait for her to scold,
+  But be just as good as gold!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Write Right!]
+
+
+_WRITE RIGHT!_
+
+
+  If you were writing with your nose,
+  You'd _have_ to curl up, I suppose,
+  And lay your head upon your hand;
+  But now, I cannot understand,
+  For you are writing with your pen!
+  So sit erect, and smile again!
+  You need not scowl because you write,
+  Nor hold your fingers _quite_ so tight!
+  And if you gnaw the holder so,
+  They'll take you for a Goop, you know!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Wet Feet]
+
+
+_WET FEET_
+
+
+  Down the street together,
+  In the rainy weather,
+    Went a pair of little boys along;
+  One of them went straying
+  In the gutters playing,
+    Doing all his mother said was wrong;
+
+  One of them went dashing
+  Into puddles splashing,
+    Under dripping eaves that soaked him through;
+  One of them avoided
+  All the other boy did,
+    Dodging all the slimy, slushy goo.
+
+  One of them grew chilly;
+  Said he felt so ill he
+    Knew he'd caught a cold, and coughed a lot!
+  The other was so warm he
+  Said he _liked_ it stormy!
+    Which of them was Goop, and which was not?
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Dress Quickly!]
+
+
+_DRESS QUICKLY!_
+
+
+  All your life you'll have to dress,
+  Every single day (unless
+  You should happen to be sick),
+  Why not learn to do it quick?
+  Hang your clothes the proper way,
+  So you'll find them fresh next day;
+  Treat them with a little care,
+  Fold them neatly on a chair;
+  So, without a bit of worry,
+  You can dress in quite a hurry.
+  Think of the slovenly Goops, before
+  You strew your clothing on the floor!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Danger!]
+
+
+_DANGER!_
+
+
+  Ink, ink! What do you think!
+  You're sure to be stained, if you play with the ink!
+  You're sure to get black, if you play with the ink-well,
+  Before you begin it, just stop once, and think well!
+  All over your fingers, all over your face,
+  All over your clothes, and all over the place!
+  Your mother'll be angry, your father'll say, "_There!
+  I said not to touch it; you said you'd take care!_"
+
+  When Goops are so mischievous, they have to drink
+  Forty-four dozen bottles of raven black ink!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: The Reason Why]
+
+
+_THE  REASON WHY_
+
+
+  Everybody liked Ezekiel.
+    Why?
+  You could scarcely find his equal.
+    Why?
+  If he made a mistake,
+    He said he was wrong;
+  If he went on an errand,
+    He wasn't gone long;
+  He never would bully,
+    Although he was strong!
+
+  Everybody hated Mello.
+    Why?
+  He was such a surly fellow.
+    Why?
+  If you asked him for candy,
+    He'd hide his away;
+  He never would play
+    What the rest wished to play;
+  He would say _horrid_ words
+    That he oughtn't to say!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: In Goop Attire]
+
+
+_IN GOOP ATTIRE_
+
+
+  I'll make you a dress of a towel,
+    And trim it all over with soap,
+  With a sponge for a hat
+  And a wet one, at that!
+    And _then_ you'll be happy, I hope!
+  You may act like a Goop, if you please,
+  In garments constructed like these!
+
+  But now, while you're dressed up so neatly,
+    Don't wipe off your hands on your frock!
+  The smooching that lingers
+  When you wipe off your fingers,
+    Will give your dear mother a shock!
+  The result will be even more shocking,
+  If you wipe off your shoes on your stocking!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration: Impossible!]
+
+
+_IMPOSSIBLE!_
+
+
+  There once was a Goop (_it is hard to believe
+    Such unpleasant behavior of you!_)
+  Who always was wiping his nose on his sleeve;
+    _I hope that this Goop wasn't you!_
+  He always was spitting (for fun, I suppose),
+    _I couldn't believe, it of you!_
+  And putting his fingers up into his nose;
+    _I KNOW that this Goop wasn't you!_
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
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