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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PEE-WEE HARRIS ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by James Eager
+
+
+
+
+ PEE-WEE HARRIS
+
+ By
+
+ PERCY KEESE FITZHUGH
+
+
+ Author of
+
+ THE TOM SLADE BOOKS
+ THE ROY BLAKELEY BOOKS
+
+ Published with the approval of
+ THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA
+
+ MCMXXII.
+
+
+CHAPTER CONTENTS
+
+I THE BATTLE OF THE BANANA
+II A TRAGIC PREDICAMENT
+III AN INVITATION
+IV HE GOES TO CONQUER
+V ENTER PEPSY
+VI THE WAY OF THE SCOUT
+VII A BIG IDEA
+VIII MAKING PLANS
+IX IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE
+X DEADWOOD GAMELY TALKS BUSINESS
+XI TWO IS A COMPANY--THREE IS BAD LUCK
+XII THE ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT
+XIII PEPSY'S SECRET
+XIV SUSPENSE
+XV SIX MERRY MAIDENS
+XVI A REVELATION
+XVII HARD TIMES
+XVIII THE VOICE OF THE TAIL-LIGHT
+XIX THE OTHER VOICE
+XX AN OFFICIAL REBUKE
+XXI SCOUT HARRIS FIXES IT
+XXII FATE IS JUST
+XXIII WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY
+XXIV PEPSY'S ENTERPRISE
+XXV AN ACCIDENT
+XXVI PEPSY'S INVESTMENT
+XXVII SEEN IN THE DARK
+XXVIII STOCK ON HAND
+XXIX INDUSTRIAL CONDITIONS
+XXX PAID IN FULL
+XXXI CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE
+XXXII THE CLEW
+XXXIII THE TRAMPLED TRAIL
+XXXIV THE TRAIL'S END
+XXXV EXIT
+
+
+ PEE-WEE HARRIS
+
+
+ CHAPTER I
+
+ THE BATTLE OF THE BANANA
+
+PEE-WEE HARRIS, mascot of the Raven Patrol, First Bridgeboro Troop,
+sat upon the lowest limb of the tree in front of his home eating a banana.
+To maintain his balance it was necessary for him to keep a tight hold with
+one hand on a knotty projection of the trunk while with the other he
+clutched his luscious refreshment.
+
+The safety of his small form as he sat on the shaky limb depended
+upon his hold of the trunk, while the tremendous responsibility of
+holding his banana devolved upon the other hand.
+
+Pee-Wee was so much smaller than he should have been and the banana
+so much larger than it should have been that they might almost be said to
+have been of the same size.
+
+The slender limb on which Pee-Wee sat trembled and creaked with each
+enormous bite that he took. The bright morning sunlight, wriggling through
+the foliage overhead, picked out the round face and curly hair of our
+young hero and showed him in all his pristine glory, frowning a terrible
+frown, clinging for dear life with one hand and engaged in his customary
+occupation of eating.
+
+He had ascended to this leafy throne with the banana in his pocket
+but he could not restore it to his pocket now even if he wished to.
+However, he did not wish to. In a military sense he was in a predicament,
+both arms were in bad strategic position and his center exposed to
+assault. His leafy throne was like many another throne in these eventful
+times--extremely shaky.
+
+But the commissary department was in fine shape....
+
+Suddenly the expeditionary forces of Uncle Sam appeared in the form of
+the postman, who paused on his way across the lawn to the house.
+
+"Hello, up there," he said, suddenly discovering Pee-Wee.
+
+"Hello yourself and see how you like it," the mascot of the Ravens
+called down.
+
+"I saw a banana up there and I thought maybe you were behind it,"
+the postman called, as he looked among the pack of letters he held in
+his hand.
+
+"It's only half a banana," Pee-Wee shouted.
+
+"Well, you're only half a scout," the postman said; "you'd better
+drop it, here's a letter for you."
+
+"For me?"
+
+"For you."
+
+Steadying himself, Pee-Wee took an enormous bite, considerably
+reducing the length of the banana. "Wait a minute till I finish it,"
+he said as best he could with his mouth full. "Waaer--mint."
+
+"Can't wait," the postman said, heartlessly moving away.
+
+"Waymnt," Pee-Wee yelled, frantically taking another bite;
+"wayermntdyehear, waymnt!"
+
+"Do you think the government can wait for you to finish a banana?"
+the postman demanded with a wicked grin upon his face. "You got two hands;
+here, take the letter if you want it; here it is," he added, reaching up.
+
+Pee-Wee tried to dispatch the remainder of the banana by one gigantic
+and triumphant bite but the desperate expedient did not work; his mouth
+with all its long practice, could not keep up with his hand; it became
+clogged while yet a considerable length of banana projected out of the
+gracefully drooping rind.
+
+"Here, take it," the postman said in a tone of ruthless finality.
+
+Chewing frantically and waving the remainder of banana menacingly
+like a club, the baffled hero uttered some incomprehensible, imploring
+jumble of suffocated words while the postman moved away a step or two,
+repressing a fiendish smile.
+
+"Throwaway the banana," he said.
+
+By this time Pee-Wee was able to speak and while his chewing
+apparatus was momentarily disengaged he demanded to know if the
+postman thought he was crazy. The postman, resolved not to miss the
+fun of the situation, was not going to let Pee-Wee take another bite;
+time was precious, and two more bites of the sort that Pee-Wee took
+might leave his hand free.
+
+"Take the letter," he said with an air of cold determination,
+"or I'll leave it at the house. Here, take it quick; I've no time to
+waste."
+
+"Do you want me to waste a banana," Pee-Wee yelled imploringly;
+"a scout is supposed--"
+
+"Here, take it", the postman said.
+
+There followed the most terrible moment in the life of Pee-Wee Harris,
+Scout. He knew that one more bite would be fatal, that the postman would
+not wait. In two bites, or in three at most, he could finish the banana
+and his hand would be free.
+
+How could a postman, who brings joy to the lonely, words of love from
+far away, cheer to those who wait, comfort from across the seas, Boys'
+Life Magazine--how could such a being be so relentless and cruel? If that
+letter were left at the house, Pee-Wee would have to go to the house and
+get it, and there his mother was lying in ambush waiting to pounce upon
+him and make him mow the lawn, Why would not the postman wait for just
+two bites? Maybe he could do it in one, he had consumed a peach in one
+bite and a ham sandwich in four--his star record.
+
+He made a movement with his hand, and simultaneously the postman
+retreated a step or two toward the house. Pee-Wee tried releasing his
+hold upon the trunk with the other hand and almost lost his balance on
+the shaky limb.
+
+"Here," said the postman, unyielding, "chuck the banana and take the
+letter or you'll find it waiting for you in the front hall. It's an
+important letter, it feels as if it had a couple of cookies in it."
+The postman knew Pee-Wee. "Here you go," the torturer said grimly,
+"take it or not, suit yourself."
+
+"Can't you see both hands are busy?" the victim pled. "Two bites--a
+scout is supposed not to waste anything--he's supposed--he's supposed--wait
+a minute--he's supposed if he starts a thing to finish it--wait, I'm not
+going to take a bite, I'm only giving you an argument--can't you wait--"
+
+"Here you go, last chance, take it," the postman said, a faint smile
+hovering at the corner of his mouth, "one, two,"
+
+Out of Pee-Wee's wrath and anguish came an inspiration.
+
+"Stick the letter in the banana," he said, holding the banana down.
+
+"I don't know about that," the postman said, ruefully.
+
+"I know about it," Pee-Wee thundered down at him. "You said I had to
+take it or not; that letter belongs to me and you, have to deliver it.
+This banana, it's--it's the same as a mail box--you stick the letter in
+the banana. You think you're so smart, you thought you'd make me throw
+away the banana, naaah, didn't you? I wouldn't do that, not even
+for--for--secretary--for the postmaster--general, I wouldn't! A scout has
+resource."
+
+"All right, you win," said the postman, good humoredly, "only look
+out you don't fall; here you go, hold on tight."
+
+Clutching to the knotty projection of trunk, Pee-Wee reached the
+other hand as low as he could and the postman, smiling, stuck the
+corner of the coveted letter into the mealy substance of the banana.
+
+"You win," the postman repeated laughingly; "it shows what Scout
+Harris can do with food."
+
+"Food will win the war," Pee-Wee shouted. "You thought you could
+make me throwaway my banana but you couldn't. I knew a man that died
+from not eating a banana, I did."
+
+"Explain all that," the postman said.
+
+"He threw a banana away on his porch instead of eating it and later
+he stepped on it and slid down the steps and broke his leg and they took
+him to the hospital and compilations set in and he got pneumonia and
+died from not eating that banana. So there."
+
+"That's a very fine argument." the postman said as he went away.
+
+"I know better ones than that." Pee-Wee shouted after him.
+
+
+ CHAPTER II
+
+ A TRAGIC PREDICAMENT
+
+So there he sat upon his precarious perch trying to reassume the
+posture which insured a good balance, clinging to the trunk with one
+hand and to the banana with the other.
+
+And now that the encounter which had almost resulted in a tragic
+sacrifice was over, and while our scout hero pauses triumphant, it
+may be fitting to apologize to the reader for introducing our hero
+in the act of eating. But indeed it was a question of introducing
+him in the act of eating or of not introducing him at all.
+
+ For a story of Pee-Wee Harris is necessarily more or less a story
+of food. And this is a story abounding in cake and pie and waffles
+and crullers and cookies and hot frankfurters. There will be found
+in it also ice cream cones and jaw breakers and coconut bars and
+potatoes roasted on sticks. Heroes of stories may have starved on
+desert islands but there is to be none of that here.
+
+In this tale, if you follow the adventures of our scout hero
+(who now at last appears before you as a star), you shall find
+lemonade side by side with first aid, and all the characters shall
+receive their just desserts, some of them (not to mention any names)
+two helpings.
+
+So there he sat upon the branch, the mascot of the Raven Patrol,
+with an interior like the Mammoth Cave and a voice like the
+whisperings of the battle zone in France. Take a good look at him
+while he is quiet for ten seconds hand running. Everything about him
+is tremendous--except his size. He is built to withstand banter,
+ridicule and jollying; his sturdy nature is guaranteed proof against
+the battering assaults of unholy mirth from other scouts; his round
+face and curly hair are the delight of the girls of Bridgeboro; his
+loyalty is as the mighty rock of Gibraltar. A bully little scout he
+is--a sort of human Ford.
+
+The question of removing the letter from the banana and getting
+rid of the banana (in the proper way) now presented itself to him.
+He took a bite of the banana and the letter almost fell. He then
+tried releasing his hold upon the trunk but that would not do. He
+then extracted the letter with his teeth which effectually prevented
+him from eating the banana.
+
+What to do?
+
+Steadying himself with one hand (he could not let go the trunk
+for so much as a moment), he brought the banana to his lips, held
+it between his teeth and took the letter in his unoccupied hand. As
+he bit into the banana the part remaining trembled and hung as on a
+thread; another moment and it would drop. The predicament was tragic.
+Slowly, but surely and steadily, the remainder of the banana broke away
+and fell--into the hand that held the letter.
+
+Holding both letter and banana in the one perspiring palm, Pee-Wee
+devoured first the one and then the other. Both were delicious, the
+letter particularly. It had one advantage over the banana, for he
+could only devour the banana once, whereas he devoured the contents
+of the letter several times. He wished that bananas and doughnuts
+were like letters.
+
+
+ CHAPTER III
+
+ AN INVITATION
+
+The envelope was postmarked Everdoze which, with its one thousand two
+hundred and fifty--seven inhabitants, was the cosmopolitan center of
+Long Valley which ran ( if anything in that neighborhood could be said
+to run) from Baxter City down below the vicinity of the bridge on the
+highway. That is, Long Valley bordered the highway on its western side
+for a distance of about ten miles. The valley was, roughly speaking,
+a couple of miles wide, very deep in places, and thickly wooded. It
+was altogether a very sequestered and romantic region. Through it,
+paralleling the highway, was a road, consisting mostly of two wagon
+ruts with a strip of grass and weeds between them. To traverse Long
+Valley one turned into this road where it left the highway at Baxters,
+and in the course of time the wayfarer would emerge out of this dim
+tract into the light of day where the unfrequented road came into the
+highway again below the bridge.
+
+About midway of this lonely road was Everdoze, and in a pleasant
+old-fashioned white house in Everdoze lived Ebenezer Quig who once
+upon a time had married Pee-Wee's Aunt Jamsiah. Pee-Wee remembered his
+Aunt Jamsiah when she had come to make a visit in Bridgeboro and,
+though he had never seen her since, he had always borne her tenderly
+in mind because as a little (a very little) boy her name had always
+reminded him of jam. The letter, as has been said, bore the postmark
+of Everdoze and had been stamped by the very hand of Simeon Drowser,
+the local postmaster.
+
+This is what the letter said:
+
+ DEAR WALTER:
+
+ Your uncle has been pestering me to write to you
+ but Pepsy has been using the pen for her school
+ exercise and I couldn't get hold of it till today
+ when she went away with Wiggle, perch fishing.
+ Licorice Stick says they're running in the brook
+ most wonderful but you can't believe half what he
+ says. Seems as if the perch know when school closes,
+ least ways that's what your uncle says.
+
+Pee-Wee reread these enchanting words. Pepsy! Wiggle! Perch fishing!
+Licorice Stick! And school closing! And perch that knew about it. That
+was the sort of perch for Pee-Wee. He read on:
+
+ I told your uncle I reckoned you wouldn't care to
+ come here being you live in such a lively place but he
+ said this summer you would like to come for there will
+ be plenty for you to do because there is going to be a
+ spelling match in the town hall and an Uncle Tom's
+ Cabin show in August.
+
+ You can have plenty of milk and fresh eggs and Miss
+ Arabella Bellison who has the school is staying this
+ summer and she will let you in the schoolhouse where
+ there is a library of more than forty books but some of
+ the pages are gone Pepsy says.
+
+ She says to tell you she will show you where she cut
+ her initials but I tell her not to put such ideas in
+ your head and she knows how to climb in even if the door
+ is locked, such goings on as she and Wiggle have, they
+ will be the death of me.
+
+ Well, Walter, you will be welcome if you can come
+ and spend the summer with us. I suppose you're a great
+ big boy by now; your mother was always tall for her age.
+ There are boys here who would like to be scout boys and
+ your uncle says you can teach them. We will do all we can
+ so that you have a pleasant summer if you come and tell
+ your mother we will be real glad to see you and will take
+ good care of you.
+
+ I can't write more now because I am putting up
+ preserves, one hundred jars already. The apples will be
+ rotting on the trees, it's a shame. You will think we are
+ very old-fashioned, I'm afraid.
+
+Pee-Wee paused and smacked his lips and nearly fell backward off the
+limb. One hundred jars of preserves and more coming, Apples rotting on
+the trees! All that remained to complete his happiness was a bush laden
+with ice cream cones growing wild. He read the concluding sentences:
+
+ Your uncle would be glad to go and bring you in the
+ buckboard but it would take very long and he is busy
+ haying so if you don't mind the bad road it would be
+ better for your father to send you in the automobile. Be
+ sure to turn off the highway to the right just above
+ Baxters. The road goes through the woods.
+
+ Your loving
+
+ AUNT JAMSIAH.
+
+Steadying himself with one hand, Pee-Wee took the letter between
+his teeth as if he were about to eat it. Then he cautiously let himself
+down so that he hung by his knees, then clutched the limb with his
+hands, hung for a moment with his legs dangling, and let go. In one
+sense he was upon earth but in another sense he was walking on air. ...
+
+
+ CHAPTER IV
+
+ HE GOES TO CONQUER
+
+Thus it befell that on the second day after the receipt of this
+letter Pee-Wee Harris was sitting beside Charlie, the chauffeur, in
+the fine sedan car belonging to Doctor Harris, advancing against poor,
+helpless Everdoze.
+
+He traveled in all the martial splendor of his full scout regalia,
+his duffel bag stuffed to capacity with his aluminum cooking set and
+two extra scout suits. His diminutive but compact and sturdy little
+form was decorated with his scout jackknife hanging from his belt, his
+compass dangling from his neck, and his belt ax dragging down his belt
+in back.
+
+A suggestive little dash of the culinary phase of scouting was to
+be seen in a small saucepan stuck in his belt like a deadly dagger. Thus
+if danger came he might confront his enemy with a sample of scout
+cookery and kill him on the spot.
+
+His sleeves were bedecked with merit badges; from the end of his
+scout staff waved the flaunting emblem of the Raven Patrol; his
+stalking camera was swung over his shoulder like a knapsack; his
+nickel-plated scout whistle jangled against the saucepan and in his
+trousers pockets were a magnifying glass, three jaw breakers, a
+chocolate bar, a few inches of electric wiring, and a rubber balloon
+in a state of collapse.
+
+The highway from Bridgeboro was a broad, smooth road, a
+temptation and a delight to speeders, where motorcycle cops lurked
+in the bushes hardly waiting for cars with New York licenses.
+
+It was late in the afternoon when they reached Baxter City and
+here they turned into such a road as Charlie vowed he had never seen
+before.
+
+Scarcely had they gone a mile over rocks and ruts when the dim
+woods closed in on either side, imparting a strange coolness. It was
+almost like going through a leafy tunnel projecting branches brushed
+the top of the car and mischievously grazed and tickled their faces.
+The voices of the birds, clear in the stillness, seemed to complain
+at this intrusion into their domain.
+
+"I'd like to know how I'm going to get back through this jungle
+after dark," Charlie said. "I wonder what anybody wanted to start a
+village down here for?"
+
+"Maybe--maybe they did it kind of absentmindedly," Pee-Wee said.
+"I never started a village so I don't know."
+
+"Well, you'll startle one anyway," Charlie said.
+
+"I guess the village isn't much bigger than you are."
+
+The road took them southward through the valley. They were not far
+west of the highway but the low country and the thick woods obscured
+it from view. They could hear the tooting of auto horns over that way
+and sometimes human voices sounding strange across the intervening
+solitude.
+
+"I don't see why they didn't set the village down over at the
+highway; it's not more than a mile or so," Charlie said. "Maybe they
+were afraid the autos would run over it; safety first, hey? Nobody'll
+run over it here, that's one sure thing."
+
+Pee-Wee took the last bite of a hot frankfurter he had bought at a
+roadside shack on the highway and was now more free to talk.
+
+"Listen," he said, "what's that?"
+
+It was a distant rattling sound which began suddenly and ended
+suddenly. They both listened.
+
+"There must be a bridge up there along the highway," Charlie said,
+"that's the sound of cars going over it. Loose planking, hey?"
+
+Pee-Wee listened to the rattling of the loose planks as another
+car sped over the unseen structure, little dreaming of the part that
+bridge was destined to play in his young life. The commonplace noise
+of the neglected flooring seemed emphasized by the quiet of the
+woodland. That reminder of human traffic, so near and yet so far and
+out of tune with all the gentler sounds of the valley, presented a
+strange contrast and jarred even Pee-Wee's stout nerves.
+
+"There goes another," Charlie said; "we must be nearer to the
+highway than I thought."
+
+They had, indeed, inscribed a kind of loop and having passed its
+farthest point from the main road were traveling toward it again and
+would have emerged upon it just beyond the bridge but for the wood
+embowered and sequestered village which was their destination. The
+first sign of this village was a cow standing in the middle of the
+grass-grown road as if to challenge their approach. Perhaps she was
+stationed there as a sort of traffic cop.
+
+
+ CHAPTER V
+
+ ENTER PEPSY
+
+It will be seen by a glance at the accompanying sketch that the village
+of Everdoze was about opposite the bridge on the highway. From this main
+road the village could be reached by a trail through the woods. On
+hearing of this, Charlie expressed regret that he had not allowed his
+passenger to make the final stage of the journey on foot.
+
+"Well, I never in all my life !" said Aunt Jamsiah as Pee-Wee stepped
+out of the car. "In goodness' name, where's the rest of you? I thought
+you were a great, tall, strapping boy. I hope your appetite's bigger
+than your body. And what on earth is that saucepan for? Are you going
+to cook us all alive? Did you ever see such a thing?" she added,
+speaking to Uncle Ebenezer who had stepped forward to welcome his nephew.
+
+"He's all decked out like a carnival! He's just too killing!" She
+then proceeded to embrace him while his martial paraphernalia clanked
+and rattled.
+
+"We won't need any more brass band," said a young girl in a gingham
+apron and with brick red hair in long tightly woven braids, who stood
+close by; "he's a melodeon. I don't see what they sent such a big car
+for with such a little boy. 'Taint no fit, it ain't."
+
+Pee-Wee gave this girl a withering look which she boldly returned,
+continuing to stare at him. Her face was covered with freckles and she
+was so unqualifiedly plain and homely in face and attire that she might
+be said to have been attractive on the ground of novelty.
+
+"Pepsy," said Mrs. Quig, addressing her, "you shake hands with
+Walter and tell him you and he are going to be good friends. You
+come right here and do as I say now and no more of those looks."
+
+"I ain't going to kiss him," the girl said by way of compromising.
+
+"You give him a welcome just like Wiggle is doing," said Aunt
+Jamsiah, "and be ashamed that you have to learn your manners from
+such as he. You do as I say now."
+
+"You're welcome--and I can beat you running," the girl said.
+
+"Girls are afraid of snakes," Pee-Wee retorted.
+
+Meanwhile the individual who had been cited as a model of social
+correctness by Aunt Jamsiah stood upon the doorstep looking eagerly
+up into Pee-Wee's face and wagging his tail with vigorous and
+lightning rapidity. Wiggle's tail was easily the fastest thing in
+Everdoze. His head vibrated in unison with it and his look of
+intentness carried with it all sorts of friendly expectations. He
+fairly shook with excitement and cordiality. He followed the sedan
+car a few yards upon its homeward journey and then, by a sudden
+impulse, deserted it and returned to a position directly in front of
+Pee-Wee with wagging tail and questioning gaze. He seemed to say,
+"I'm ready for anything, the sky is the limit."
+
+"You haven't had a bite to eat since breakfast and you're starving.
+I can tell it," said Aunt Jamsiah. "You come right in the kitchen."
+
+"I had a lot of frankfurters and things at the places along the
+highway," Pee-Wee said. "I had waffles at one place. I bet they make
+a lot of money along that road selling things. There are shacks all
+the way. All the autoists stop and buy things to eat. You can get
+tires and everything."
+
+"Oh, I wouldn't want to eat tires," said Pepsy.
+
+"You think you're smart, don't you?" Pee-Wee said.
+
+"What are your soldier clothes for?" the girl wanted to know.
+
+"They're not soldier clothes," Pee-Wee said;
+
+"I'm a scout."
+
+"I bet you don't know as much as Miss Bellson does."
+
+"I bet I don't either," Pee-Wee said, "so I win."
+
+"She's the school teacher here and she knows everything."
+
+"Did she know I was coming?"
+
+"No she didn't and--"
+
+"Then she doesn't know everything," Pee-Wee said.
+
+"Smarty, smarty!" the girl retorted, "I came out of an orphan home
+and that's more than you can say.".
+
+"You only get one helping of dessert there," said Pee-Wee. "I'd
+rather be a scout than an orphan. I know a feller who was an orphan
+and he was sorry for it afterwards."
+
+"Are you going to stay all summer?"
+
+"Till school opens," Pee-Wee said.
+
+"Do you want me to show you where there's a woodchuck hole?"
+
+At this point Pee-Wee was summoned again to the kitchen where he
+ate a sumptuous repast, after which Pepsy and Wiggle took him about
+and showed him the farm.
+
+Pee-Wee and Pepsy fenced a good deal but seemed to progress in this
+cautious and defensive way toward a friendly understanding. As for
+Wiggle, he danced about, following elusive scents that led nowhere,
+carried off and back again by quick impulse, till at last the three
+ended their tour of inspection at a little summer house which had been
+built over a spring by the roadside.
+
+Here they drank of the bubbling, crystal water. Wiggle doing this
+as everything else, with erratic impulse, drinking a dozen times and
+not much at any time.
+
+The dying sunlight painted the slopes of the valley with crimson
+tints and the countryside was very still. Through the woods to the
+west could be heard occasionally the discordant noise from the loose
+flooring of the bridge on the highway as an auto sped over it. In the
+quiet evening the sound, with its sudden start, its rattling clamor and
+its quick cessation, made a jarring note in all the surrounding
+peacefulness.
+
+"That's what wakes me up in the morning, the mail wagon going
+over," Pepsy said; "I know it's time to get up then. Those planks can
+talk, they say the same thing every day."
+
+ You have to go back,
+ You have to go back,
+ You have to go back.
+
+You listen to-morrow morning."
+
+"They could never wake me up," Pee-Wee said, which was probably
+true. "What do you mean about their saying you have to go back?"
+
+"When Aunt Jamsiah took me, I was a probator. Do you know what
+that means?"
+
+"It's what they do with people's wills," Pee-Wee said.
+
+"It means if I don't behave I have to go back to the orphan home,"
+the girl said. "And every day I was afraid I'd have to go back--for a
+long, long time, I was. And when I was lying in bed mornings I'd hear
+the planks saying that--
+
+ You have to go back,
+ You have to go back.
+
+just like that, and I'd get good and scared."
+
+"You won't have to go back," said Pee-Wee.
+
+"You leave it to me, I'll fix it. Those planks--I've known lots of
+planks--and they can't tell the truth. Don't you care. I wouldn't believe
+what an old plank said. Trees are all right, but planks--"
+
+"I don't notice it so much now," Pepsy said; "that was a year ago
+and Aunt Jamsiah says I'm all right and mind good except I'm a tomboy.
+That ain't so bad, is it? Being a tomboy? A girl and me tried to set
+the orphan home on fire because they licked us, but I'm good here. But
+I wish they'd put a new floor on that bridge. Anyway, Aunt Jamsiah says
+I'm good now."
+
+Pee-Wee was about to speak, but noticing that the girl's eyes were
+fixed upon a crimson patch on the hillside where the sun was going down,
+and seeing that her eyes sparkled strangely (for indeed they were not
+pretty eyes) he said nothing, like the bully little scout that he was.
+
+"Anyway, one thing, I wouldn't let an old bridge get my goat, I
+wouldn't," he said finally, "and besides, you said you would show me
+a woodchuck hole."
+
+
+ CHAPTER VI
+
+ THE WAY OF THE SCOUT
+
+Pepsy's right name was Penelope Pepperall and Aunt Jamsiah had
+taken her out of the County Home after the fire episode, by way of
+saving her from the worse influence of a reformatory. She and Uncle
+Ebenezer had agreed to be responsible for the girl, and Pepsy had
+spent a year of joyous freedom at the farm marred only by the threat
+hanging over her that she would be restored to the authorities upon
+the least suspicion of misconduct.
+
+She had done her work faithfully and become a help and a comfort
+to her benefactors. She had a snappy temper and a sharp tongue and was,
+indeed, something of a tomboy. But Aunt Jamsiah, though often annoyed
+and sometimes chagrined, took a charitable view of these shortcomings
+and her generous heart was not likely to confound them with genuine
+misdoing.
+
+So the stern condition of Pepsy's freedom had become something of
+a dead letter, except in her own fearful fancy, and particularly when
+that discordant voice of the bridge spoke ominously of her peril.
+
+Pepsy had been trusted and had proven worthy of the trust. She had
+never known any mother or father, nor any home save the institution
+from which Aunt Jamsiah had rescued her, and she had grown to love her
+kindly guardians and the old farm where she had much work but also much
+freedom. "Chores will keep her out of mischief," Aunt Jamsiah had said.
+
+Wiggle's ancestry and social standing were quite as much a mystery
+as Pepsy's; he was not an aristocrat, that is certain, and having no
+particular chores to do was free to devote his undivided time to
+mischief; he concentrated on it, as the saying is, and thereby
+accomplished wonders. He was Pepsy's steady comrade and the partner
+of all her adventurous escapades.
+
+Pepsy was not romantic and imaginative, her freckled face and tightly
+braided red hair and thin legs with wrinkled cotton stockings, protested
+against that. She had a simple mind with a touch of superstition. It was
+a kind of morbid dread of the institution she had left which had conjured
+that ramshackle old bridge up on the highway into an ominous voice of
+warning, She hated the bridge and dreaded it as a thing haunted.
+
+Pee-Wee soon became close friends with these two, and from a rather
+cautious and defensive beginning Pepsy soon fell victim to the spell of
+the little scout, as indeed everyone else did. Pepsy did not surrender
+without a struggle. She showed Pee-Wee the woodchuck hole and Pee-Wee,
+after a minute's skillful search, showed her the other hole, or back
+entrance, under a stone wall.
+
+"There are always two," he told her, "and one of them is usually
+under a stone wall. They're smart, woodchucks are."
+
+"Are they as smart as you?" she wanted to know.
+
+"Smarter," Pee-Wee admitted, generously; "they're smarter than
+skunks and even skunks are smarter than I am."
+
+"I like you better than skunks," she said. Wiggle seemed to be of
+the same opinion. "I like all the scouts on account of you," she said.
+
+No one could be long in Pee-Wee's company without hearing about
+the scouts; he was a walking (or rather a running and jumping)
+advertisement of the organization. He told Pepsy about tracking
+and stalking and signaling and the miracles of cookery which his
+friend Roy Blakeley had performed.
+
+"Can he cook better than you?" Pepsy wanted to know, a bit dubiously.
+
+"Yes, but I can eat more than he can," Pee-Wee said. And that seemed
+to relieve her.
+
+"I can make a locust come to me," he added, and suiting the action
+to the word he emitted a buzzing sound which brought a poor deluded
+locust to his very hand. At such wonder-working she could only gape
+and stare. Wiggle appeared to claim the locust as a souvenir of the
+scout's magic.
+
+"You let it go, Wiggle," Pee-Wee said. "If you want to be a scout
+you can't kill anything that doesn't do any harm. But you can kill
+snakes and mosquitoes if you want to." Evidently it was the dream of
+Wiggle's life to be a scout for he released the locust to Pee-Wee,
+wagging his tail frantically.
+
+"You have to be loyal, too," the young propagandist said; "that's
+a rule. You have to be helpful and think up ways to help people. No
+matter what happens you have to be loyal."
+
+"Do you have to be loyal to orphan homes?" Pepsy wanted to know.
+"If they lick you do you have to be loyal to them?"
+
+Here was a poser for the scout. But being small Pee-Wee was able
+to wriggle out of almost anything. "You have to be loyal where
+loyalty is due," he said. "That's what the rule says; it's Rule Two.
+But, anyway, there's another rule and that's Rule Seven and it says
+you have to be kind. You can't be kind licking people, that's one sure
+thing. So it's a technicality that you don't have to be loyal to an
+orphan home. You can ask any lawyer because that's what you call logic."
+
+"Deadwood Gamely's father is a lawyer," Pepsy said, "and I hate
+Deadwood Gamely and I wouldn't go to his house to ask his father.
+He's a smarty and I hit him with a tomato. Have I got a right to
+do that--if he's a smarty?"
+
+Here was another legal technicality, but Pee-Wee was equal to the
+occasion. "A--a scout has to be a--he has to have a good aim," he said.
+
+
+ CHAPTER VII
+
+ A BIG IDEA
+
+They had been driving the cows home during this learned
+exposition on scouting. Two things were now perfectly clear
+to Pepsy's simple mind. One, that she would be loyal at any
+cost, loyal to her new friend, and through him to all the
+scouts. She knew them only through him. They were a race of
+wonder-workers away off in the surging metropolis of Bridgeboro.
+She could not aspire to be one of them, but she could be loyal,
+she could "stick up" for them.
+
+The other matter which was now settled, once and for all, was that
+it was all right to throw a tomato at a person you hated provided only
+that you hit the mark. Aunt Jamsiah had been all wrong in her anger at
+that exploit which had stirred the village. For to throw a tomato at
+the son of Lawyer Gamely was aiming very high.
+
+The son of Lawyer Gamely had a Ford and worked in the bank at
+Baxter City and was a mighty sport who wore white collars and red
+ties and said that "Everdoze was asleep and didn't have brains
+enough to lie down," and all such stuff.
+
+Pee-Wee let down the bars while the patient cows waited, and Scout
+Wiggle (knowing that a scout should be helpful) gave the last cow a
+snip on the leg to help her along.
+
+Here, at these rustic bars, ended Pepsy's chores for the day and in
+the delightful interval before supper she and Pee-Wee lolled in the well
+house by the roadside. Wiggle, with characteristic indecision, chased
+the cows a few yards, returned to his companions, darted off to chase
+the cows again, deserted that pastime with erratic suddenness, and
+returned again wagging his tail and looking up intently as if to ask,
+"What next?" Then he lay down panting. Mr. Ellsworth, Pee-Wee's
+scoutmaster, would have said that Wiggle lacked method. ...
+
+"If I had a lot of money," Pepsy said, "you could teach me all
+the things that scouts know and I'd pay you ever so much. Once I
+had forty cents but I spent it at the Mammoth Carnival. I paid ten
+cents to throw six balls so I could get a funny doll and I never hit
+the doll and when I only had ten cents left I made believe the doll
+was Deadwood Gamely and I hated and hated with all my might while I
+threw the ball the last six times but I couldn't hit the doll."
+
+"You can't aim so good when you're mad," Pee-Wee said, "so if you
+want to hit somebody with a tomato or an egg or anything like that you
+just have kind thoughts about the person that you're aiming at, only
+you're not supposed to throw tomatoes and eggs and things because you
+can have more fun eating them. I wouldn't waste a tomato on that
+feller because anyway you've got your tongue."
+
+"You can't sass him," said Pepsy, "because he uses big words and
+he's such a smarty and he makes you feel silly and then you begin to
+cry and get mad. When he says I'm an orphan and things--and things--Wiggle
+hates him, too, don't you, Wiggle?" The girl was almost crying then and
+Pee-Wee comforted her.
+
+"Do you think I don't know any long words?" he said. "I know some
+of the longest words that were ever invented and--and--even I can make
+special ones myself. Once I--don't you cry--once I was kept in school
+and Julia Carson was kept in too, because she wriggled in her seat--you
+know how girls do. I had to choose a word and write it a hundred times
+and I didn't want to get through too soon, because I wanted to get out
+the same time she did. So I chose the word incomprehensibility, and I--"
+
+"Is that girl pretty?" Pepsy wanted to know.
+
+"She's got a wart on her finger. It's the best one I ever saw,"
+Pee-Wee said. "She's afraid to get in a boat, that girl is."
+
+"I hate her," Pepsy said.
+
+"What for?" Pee-Wee inquired. "Because she has a wart? Don't you
+know it's good luck to have warts?"
+
+"Because--because she was bad and had to stay after school," Pepsy
+said.
+
+"That shows how much you know about logic," Pee-Wee said, "because
+I had to stay too and I was worse than she was. So there."
+
+"I wouldn't be afraid to get in a boat," Pepsy said proudly.
+
+"I never said she was like you," Pee-Wee declared. "She's not a
+tomboy."
+
+Pepsy seemed comforted.
+
+"You leave that feller to me," Pee-Wee said. "I can handle Roy
+Blakeley and all his patrol and they're a lot of jolliers--they think
+they're so smart."
+
+"I like you better than all of them," Pepsy said. "Sometimes I'm
+kept after school too, you can ask Miss Bellison."
+
+"One thing sure, I like you well enough to be partners with you,"
+Pee-Wee said. "Do you want me to tell you something? I thought of a way
+to make a lot of money, and if I do I'm going to buy three new tents
+for our troop. Do you want to go partners with me? We'll say the tents
+are from both of us and we'll have a lot of fun."
+
+"I had a dollar once and I sent it to the heathens," Pepsy said,
+"and I'd rather help you than the heathens, because I like you better."
+
+"Heathens are all right," Pee-Wee said, "and I'm not saying anything
+against heathens, especially wild ones, but we're just as wild. You
+ought to go to Temple Camp and see how wild we are."
+
+He did not look very wild as he sat upon the narrow seat with his
+knees drawn up and his scout hat on the back of his head showing his
+curly hair.
+
+The girl gazed at his natty khaki attire, the row of merit badges
+on his sleeve, the trophies of his heroic triumphs. She was not the
+first to feel the lure of a uniform. But it was the first uniform she
+had ever seen at close range, for in the wartime she had been in that
+frowning brick structure which still haunted her.
+
+"I'll help you because you can do everything and you know a lot,"
+she said.
+
+In the fullness of her generosity and loyalty to Pee-Wee's prowess
+she never reminded him or even thought of the things she could do
+which he could not. She would not do her little optional chore of
+milking a cow for fear he might perceive her superiority in this
+little item of proficiency. Poor girl, she was a better scout than she
+knew.
+
+"If you think it up I'll do all the work, and then we'll be even,"
+she said.
+
+So Pee-Wee told her of the colossal scheme which his lively
+imagination had conceived.
+
+"It all started with a hot frankfurter," he said. "If I hadn't
+bought a hot frankfurter I wouldn't have thought of it. So that
+shows you how important a frankfurter is--kind of. Maybe a person
+might get to be a millionaire just starting with a frankfurter,
+you never can tell. ..."
+
+
+ CHAPTER VIII
+
+ MAKING PLANS
+
+"I bought that frankfurter at a shack up on the highway and while I
+was eating it I just happened to think that as long as there's lots of
+fruit and things here and as long as you know how to make fudge, we'd
+start a shack right here in this well house and sell lemonade and fruit
+and fudge and cookies and things, and if we make lots of money I'd go
+up to Baxter City and buy some auto accessories like spark plugs and
+tire tape and things and we'd sell those, too. We'd put signs on the
+trees along the road telling people to stop here and I know how to
+make up signs so as to get people good and hungry. You have them say
+that things are hot in the pan and you have to have drinks with names
+like arctic and all like that. I know how to make them hungry and
+thirsty and I've got a balloon that I can blow up--see? And we'd print
+something on it and tie it to Wiggle's tail and make him walk up and
+down the road. What do you say? Isn't it a peachy scheme? Will you
+help me?"
+
+No dream of Pee-Wee's could be impossible of fulfillment. With him,
+to try was to succeed, according to Pepsy's simple and unbounded faith.
+The plan must be all right, and wondrous in its possibilities. It was
+all inspiration--born of a frankfurter. It was not for poor Pepsy to
+take issue with this master mind.
+
+Yet she did venture to say, "Not very many autos come down here,
+only a few that go through to Berryville. Licorice Stick--"
+
+"That's a dandy name," Pee-Wee said.
+
+"He goes by a dozen times a day, but he hasn't got any money, and
+Mr. Flint goes by but he's a miser and Doctor Killem goes by in his
+buggy and he says people eat too much--"
+
+"He's crazy!" Pee-Wee shouted.
+
+"And that's everybody that goes by except a few when they have the
+town fair in Berryville."
+
+For a moment Pee-Wee paused, balked but not beaten. "There's going
+to be an Uncle Tom's Cabin show in Berryville," he said, "and the town
+fair, that's two things. Let's start in and maybe later there'll be
+some summer boarders in Berryville. We'll have waffles--I can make
+those. And we'll have lemonade and fruit and all kinds of things and
+when you're doing your chores I'll tend counter. We'll make a lot of
+money, you see if we don't."
+
+In her generous confidence, Pepsy was quite carried away by
+Pee-Wee's enthusiasm. She knew (who better than she?) that strangers
+never came along that lonely by-road. But she believed that somehow
+they would come when the scout waved his magic wand.
+
+"And I'll make cookies," she said, "and all the things to eat and
+you can print the signs--"
+
+"And shout to the people going by," Pee-Wee concluded
+enthusiastically. "You have to yell ALL HOT! THEY'RE ALL HOT! Just
+like that."
+
+Few could resist this, Pepsy least of all. "Let's go and ask Aunt
+Jamsiah about it right now," she said.
+
+"Let me do it, I know how to handle her," said Pee-Wee.
+
+And Pepsy deferred to the master mind, as usual.
+
+
+ CHAPTER IX
+
+ IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE
+
+Permission to use the well house once secured, preparations for
+the vast enterprise progressed rapidly. The very next day, while
+Pepsy was at her chores, Pee-Wee built a counter in the shack and
+sitting at this he printed signs to be displayed along the woody
+approaches to this mouth-watering dispensary.
+
+Neither the gloomy predictions of his uncle nor the laughing
+skepticism of his aunt dimmed his enterprising ardor. The signs
+which he printed with his uncle's crate stencil, procured from
+the barn, bespoke the variety of tempting offerings which existed
+so far only in his fertile mind.
+
+He was somewhat handicapped in the preparation of these signs
+by the largeness of the perforated letters of the stencil and the
+limited size of the cards. He had preferred cards to paper because
+they would not blow and tear and Aunt Jamsiah had given him a pile
+of these, uniform in size, on one side of which had been printed
+election notices of the previous year. It was impossible,
+therefore, for Pee-Wee to include all of each tempting announcement
+on one card, so he used two cards for each reminder to the public.
+Thus on one card he printed FRANKFURTERS and on its mate intended
+for posting just below, the palate-tickling conclusion, SIZZLING HOT.
+
+ FRANKFURTERS
+ SIZZLING HOT -->
+
+This is how the sign would appear upon some fence or tree. It
+would be a knockout blow to any hungry wayfarer.
+
+Another two--card sign, intended for warmer weather, read:
+
+ ICE CREAM
+ <-- COLD AND COOLING
+
+Other signs originating in Pee-Wee's fertile mind and covering
+the range of food and drink and auto accessories were these:
+
+ PEANUT TAFFY
+ SWEET AND DELICIOUS -->
+
+ OUR TIRE TAPE
+ <-- STICKS LIKE GLUE
+
+ NON SKID
+ CHAINS -->
+
+ FRESH
+ <-- BANANAS
+
+ DRINK
+ SWEET CIDER -->
+
+ MAGIC
+ <-- CARBON REMOVER
+
+There were many others, enough to decorate the road for miles in
+both directions. If Pepsy as chef could live up to Pee-Wee's promises
+the neighborhood would soon become famous. That was her one forlorn
+hope, that the fame of their offerings would get abroad and lure the
+traffic from its wonted path. But Pee-Wee's enthusiasm and energy
+carried all before them like a storming column and she was soon as
+hopeful and confident as he.
+
+When her chores were finished that afternoon she hurried to their
+refreshment parlor, where Pee-Wee sat behind the new counter like a
+stern schoolmaster, cards strewn about him, his round face black with
+stencil ink, still turning out advertising bait for the public.
+
+"I don't care what they say," she panted; "we're going to make a
+lot of money and buy the tents. I tripped on the third step in the
+house just now and that means surely we'll have good luck and I can
+help just as much as if I was a really truly scout, can't I? Aunt
+Jamsiah says if I make a lot of doughnuts you'll just eat them all
+and there won't be any to sell. We mustn't eat the things ourselves,
+must we?"
+
+"That shows how much she knows," Pee-Wee said; "we might have to
+do that to make the people hungry. If they see me eating a doughnut
+and looking very happy, won't that make them want to buy some? We
+have upkeep expenses, don't we?"
+
+"Yes, and I'm sorry I didn't tell her that," Pepsy said, "but I
+never thought of it. You always think of things. I'm going to wash
+the ink off your face, so hold still."
+
+She dipped her gingham apron under the trapdoor in the flooring
+where the clear, cool water was, and taking his chin in her coarse
+little freckly hands, washed the face of her hero and partner. And
+meanwhile Wiggle tugged on her apron as if he thought she were
+inflicting some injury upon the boy.
+
+So blinded was Pee-Wee by this vigorous bath and so preoccupied
+the others that for the moment none of them noticed the young fellow
+of about twenty who, with hat tilted rakishly on the side of his head
+and cigarette drooping from the corner of his mouth, stood in the
+road watching them.
+
+
+ CHAPTER X
+
+ DEADWOOD GAMELY TALKS BUSINESS
+
+Deadwood Gamely was the village sport and enjoyed a certain prestige
+because his father was a lawyer. He was also somewhat of an object of
+awe because he went to Baxter City every day, and worked in the bank
+there.
+
+His ramshackle Ford roadster was considered an evidence of the
+terribly reckless extravagance of his habits, but it was really
+nothing more than a sort of pocketbook, since all his money went
+into it, and a very shabby one at that. He had a cheap wit and
+swaggeringly condescending air which he practiced on the simple
+inhabitants of Everdoze, and in his banter he was not always kind.
+Yet notwithstanding that he was tawdry both in dress and speech the
+villagers did not venture much into the conversational arena with
+him because they knew that they were not his equals in banter and
+retort.
+
+"Hello, little orphan Annie," he said. "Bungel was telling me the
+wagon is coming for you pretty soon. Over the hill to the poorhouse.
+Ever hear that song? What's that you've got there, a soldier? Watcher
+doing with him? Lucky kid, I'd like to be a soldier."
+
+"What were you, a slacker?" Pee-Wee shouted.
+
+This was not the kind of retort that Deadwood Gamely was accustomed
+to hearing and he gave a quick look at the small stranger in khaki who
+sat behind the counter like a judge on the bench staring straight at him.
+
+"Don't get him riled," Pepsy whispered. "He likes to get me riled
+so's just to make me feel silly; it's--it's Deadwood Gamely. He's always
+togged out swell like that," she added fearfully.
+
+"The only thing that's swell about him is his head," said Pee-Wee in
+his loudest voice. "Don't you be scared of him, I'm here."
+
+"What's that?" said the young man in a tone intended to be darkly
+menacing.
+
+"You'd better put your hat on the top of your head or it'll blow
+off," said Pee-Wee. "I said that I'm here. Let's hear you deny it. If
+I was a crow I might be afraid of you."
+
+Slightly taken aback by his ready retorts, the young man could only
+say, "If you were a crow, hey?" He stepped a little closer to the
+counter but the ominous advance did not alarm Pee-Wee in the least. He
+sat behind his card-strewn counter holding the stencil brush like a sort
+of weapon ready to besmear that face of sneering assurance if its owner
+ventured too near.
+
+"So I'm a scarecrow, eh?" Mr. Gamely said with a side glance at
+Pepsy. He was not going to have her witness his discomfiture at the
+hands of this glib little stranger. Moreover, a slur at his personal
+splendor was a very grave matter and not to be overlooked.
+
+"I don't like fresh kids," said Mr. Deadwood Gamely, advancing with
+an air of veiled menace.
+
+"Sometimes they get so fresh they have to be salted a little. Don't
+you think you'd better take that back?"
+
+Pepsy waited, fearful, breathless.
+
+"Sure I will," said Pee-Wee; "the next scarecrow I meet I'll
+apologize to him."
+
+Deadwood Gamely paused. His usual procedure in an affair of this
+kind would have been to advance quickly, ruffle his victim's hair in
+a goading kind of swaggerish good humor and send him sprawling. He
+would not really have hurt a youngster like Pee-Wee but he would have
+made him look and feel ridiculous.
+
+But a glance at Pee-Wee's gummy stencil brush reminded Mr. Gamely
+that discretion was the better part of valor. A dexterous dab or two
+of that would have put an end to all his glory. Pee-Wee left no doubt
+about this.
+
+"This summer-house is on private land," he said, "and I'm the boss
+of it. If you try to get fresh with me I'll paint you blacker--blacker
+than a--than a tomato could--I will. You come ten steps nearer, I dare
+you to."
+
+Gamely paused irresolute, at which Pepsy, under protection of her
+partner's terrible threat, set up a provoking laugh. Wiggle,
+appearing to sense the situation, began to bark up-roariously. There
+was nothing for the baffled village sport to do but retreat as
+gracefully as he could.
+
+"Can't you take a joke?" he said weakly. "Do you think I'd hurt you?"
+
+"I know you wouldn't," said Pee-Wee; "you wouldn't get the chance.
+You think you're smart, don't you, talking about the wagon coming to
+get her and getting her all scared."
+
+Deadwood Gamely broke into a very excessive but false laugh. "No
+harm intended," he said, vaulting on to the fence and sitting
+discreetly at that distance. "What's all this going on here? Going to
+have a circus or play store or something?"
+
+Pee-Wee was always magnanimous in victory. Abiding enmity was a
+thing he knew not. So now he laid down his stencil brush (within easy
+reach) and said, "We're going to start a refreshment shack and sell
+fruit and lemonade and waffles and things and maybe auto accessories
+and souvenirs."
+
+Pepsy seemed a bit uncomfortable as Pee-Wee said this, perhaps just
+a trifle ashamed. She was afraid that this clever, sophisticated young
+fellow would ridicule their enterprise, as indeed there was good reason
+to do. Yet she felt ashamed, too, of her momentary faithlessness to
+Pee-Wee.
+
+"Maybe some people will pass here when they have the carnival at
+Berryville," she said, half apologetically.
+
+To her surprise Deadwood Gamely, instead of emitting an uproarious,
+mocking laugh, appeared to be thinking.
+
+"Bully for you," he finally said, looking all about as if to size up
+the surroundings. "Right on the job, hey? I'd like to buy some stock in
+that enterprise. Whose idea is it? Yours, kiddo?"
+
+"We're going to make money enough to buy three tents for the scout
+troop I belong to," Pee-Wee said.
+
+"Visiting here, hey?"
+
+"I live in Bridgeboro, New Jersey; I'm here for the summer."
+
+Deadwood Gamely sat on the fence still looking, about him and
+whistling. Then, instead of bursting forth in derisive merriment as
+Pepsy dreaded he would do, he made an astonishing remark.
+
+"I tell you what I'll do," he said. "You kids take care of the
+place and furnish the fruit and stuff and I'll put up the coin for
+all the stuff you have to buy--chewing gum, and accessories, and
+souvenirs and junk that has to be got in the city, and we'll share
+even. I'll put up the capital and be a silent partner. How does that
+strike you? You two will be the active partners. We'll make the thing
+go big. I mean what I say."
+
+"What's a silent partner?" Pee-Wee demanded.
+
+"Oh, that's just the fellow that puts up the money and keeps in the
+background sort of, and nobody knows he's interested."
+
+"I'd rather be a noisy partner," Pee-Wee said.
+
+"I wouldn't be silent for anybody, I wouldn't." Deadwood Gamely
+paused a moment, smiling.
+
+"No, but you could keep a secret, couldn't you?" he asked.
+
+
+ CHAPTER XI
+
+ TWO IS A COMPANY--THREE IS BAD LUCK
+
+Pee-Wee and Pepsy were not agreed about allowing this third person
+to buy into their enterprise. Pepsy was suspicious because she could
+not understand it. But Pee-Wee, quick to forget dislikes and trifling
+injuries, was strong for the new partner.
+
+"He's all right," he told her, "and scouts are supposed to be kind
+and help people and maybe he wants to reform and we ought to help him
+get into business."
+
+"He's a smarty and I hate him and three is bad luck," was all that
+Pepsy could say. Then she broke down crying, "Miss Bellison hates him,
+too," she sobbed, "and--and if people sit three in a seat in a wagon one
+of them dies inside of a year. Now you go and spoil it all by having
+three."
+
+ "You get three jaw breakers for a cent," Pee-Wee said. "Lots of times
+I bought them three for a cent, and I bought peanut bars three for a
+cent too, and I never died inside of a year, you can ask anybody."
+
+"I don't care, I want to have it all alone with you," she sobbed.
+
+"If we count Wiggle in that will make four," Pee-Wee said, "and none
+of us will die. If the customers die that doesn't count, does it?"
+
+Pepsy did not hear this rather ominous prediction about those who
+would eat the waffles and the taffy. Her hate and her tears were her
+only arguments, but they won the day.
+
+"He's got a Ford," Pee-Wee said in scornful final plea, "and he can
+put up money enough for us to buy lots of sundries and pretty soon we'll
+have money enough to start other refreshment places and he can be the
+one to ride around he'll be kind of field manager. It shows how much
+girls know about business," he added disgustedly. "I bet you don't even
+know what capital means."
+
+"It means what you begin a sentence with," Pepsy sobbed.
+
+"You don't want it to be a success," he charged scornfully.
+
+"You're a mean thing to say that," she sobbed, and I do--I do--I
+do want it to be a success--and--and--even if it isn't we'll have lots
+of fun if it's just us two. Because anyway we can make believe, and
+that's fun."
+
+"What do you mean, make believe?" Pee-Wee demanded. "Aren't we
+going to make enough to buy the tents? That shows how much you know
+about scouts. If scouts make up their minds to do things they do
+them--and they don't make believe. I'll give in to you about that
+feller but you have to say we're not going to just make believe and
+play store, because that's the way girls do. You have to say you're
+in earnest and cross your heart and say we'll make a lot of money--sure."
+
+Pepsy just sobbed. Her staunch little heart (when she would listen
+to it) told her how forlorn was the hope of "really and truly" success
+along that by-road through the wilderness. But the imagination which
+could be terrified by the rattle of that planking on the old bridge
+was quite equal to finding satisfaction in "playing store" and in seeing
+customers where there were none. Pee-Wee believed that anything could be
+done by power of will. She would find the utmost joy in pretending. No,
+not the utmost joy, for the utmost joy would be to buy the tents. ...
+
+"You have to say we're not pretending like girls do" he insisted
+relentlessly as she buried her head in her poor little thin arm and
+sobbed more and more. "You have to say it. Do you cross your heart?
+Is it going to be a success? Are we going to make lots of money--sure?
+You have to say we're not just fooling like girls. Do you say it?
+You're not just playing?"
+
+"N--no."
+
+"Cross your heart."
+
+Her freckly hands went crossways on her heaving breast.
+
+"It's business just like--like Mr. Drowser's store. Is it?"
+
+She nodded her head.
+
+"Say If I cross my heart and don't mean what I say, I hope to drop
+dead the very same day. Say that?"
+
+So she sobbed out those terrible words. "And you promise not to let
+him come in?" she added, provisionally.
+
+He promised and then suddenly she raised her head with a kind of
+jerk, as if possessed by a sudden, new spirit of determination. Her
+eyes were streaming. She looked straight into his face. There was fire
+enough in her eyes to dry the tears.
+
+"If--if you wish a thing you--you get--you get it," she gulped.
+"Because I wished and wished to go away from that--that place--and
+now I made up my mind that we're going to--going to--make a lot of
+money for--for you--I just did."
+
+She did not say how they were going to do it.
+
+
+ CHAPTER XII
+
+ THE ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT
+
+The next morning Pee-Wee strode forth and made the magnanimous
+sacrifice heroically. He found Deadwood Gamely in front of Simeon
+Drowser's village store, talking with two men who sat in an auto.
+
+The auto was so large and handsome that it looked out of place in
+front of Simeon Drowser's store, and the men who occupied it looked
+like city men. It encouraged Pee-Wee ( or rather confirmed his
+assurance of success) to see this sumptuous car in Everdoze, for it
+proved that people did come to that sequestered village. He pictured
+these two prosperous looking business men with frankfurters in their
+hands, their mouths dripping with mustard.
+
+Pee-Wee was nothing if not self-possessed, his scout uniform was
+his protection, and he strode up and spoke quite to the point to the
+young fellow who leaned against the car with one foot on the running
+board.
+
+"We decided not to take you in as a partner," he said, "because
+we want to have it all to ourselves and I came to tell you."
+
+Deadwood Gamely seemed rather taken aback, but whether it was
+because of this refusal of his offer, or because Pee-Wee's loud
+announcement embarrassed him before the strangers it would be hard
+to say. Seeing that the diminutive scout no longer held the deadly
+stencil brush he removed Pee-Wee's hat with a swaggering good humor,
+ruffled his hair, and said (rather disconcertedly), "All right, kiddo;
+so long."
+
+Pee-Wee had anticipated an argument with Gamely and he was surprised
+at the promptness and agreeableness of his dismissal. Two things, one
+seen and one heard, remained in his memory as he trudged back to the
+farm. One was a brief case lying on the back seat of the auto on which
+was printed WALLACE CONSTRUCTION CO. The other was something he heard
+one of the men say after he had returned a little way along the road.
+
+"I didn't think you were such a fool," the man said, evidently to
+young Gamely. Within a few seconds more the auto was rolling away.
+
+It seemed to Pee-Wee that Gamely had told the men of his proposal
+to join the big enterprise and that they had denounced his wisdom and
+judgment.
+
+But Pee-Wee was not the one to be discouraged by that. "Maybe they
+know all about construction," he said to himself, "but that's not
+saying they know all about refreshment shacks. I bet they don't know
+any more about eats than I do." Which in all probability was the case.
+
+On the way back to the farm, Pee-Wee noticed in a field the most
+outlandish scarecrow he had ever seen. It was sitting on a stone wall,
+and it must have been a brave crow that would have ventured within a
+mile of that ridiculous bundle of rags. The face was effectually
+concealed by a huge hat as is the case with most scarecrows, and all
+the cast-off clothing of Everdoze for centuries back seemed combined
+here in incongruous array.
+
+What was Pee-Wee's consternation when he beheld this figure actually
+descend from the fence and come shambling over toward him. If the legs
+were not on stilts they were certainly the longest legs he had ever
+seen, and they must have been suspended by a kind of universal joint
+for they moved in every direction while bringing their burden forward.
+
+Upon this absurd being's closer approach, Pee-Wee perceived it to be
+a negro as thin and tall as a clothes pole, and so black that the
+blackness of sin would seem white by comparison and the arctic night
+like the blazing rays of midsummer. This was Licorice Stick whose home
+was nowhere in particular, whose profession was everything and chiefly
+nothing.
+
+"I done seed yer comin'," he said with a smile a mile long which
+shone in the surrounding darkness like the midnight sun of Norway.
+His teeth were as conspicuous as tombstones, and on close inspection
+Pee-Wee saw that his tattered regalia was held together by a system
+of safety pins placed at strategic points. The terrible responsibility
+of suspenders was borne by a single strand consisting of a key ring
+chain connected with a shoe lace and this ran through a harness pin
+which, if the worst came to the worst, would act as a sort of emergency
+stop. Licorice Stick was built in the shape of a right angle, his feet
+being almost as long as his body and they flapped down like carpet
+beaters when he walked.
+
+"You stayin' wib Uncle Eb?" he asked. "I seed yer yes' day. I done
+hear yer start a sto."
+
+"A what?" Pee-Wee asked, as they walked along together.
+
+"A sto-- you sell eats, hey?"
+
+"Oh, you mean a store," Pee-Wee said.
+
+"I help you," said the lanky stranger; "me'n Pepsy, we good friends.
+She hab to go back to dat workhouse, de bridge it say so. Dat bridge am
+a sperrit."
+
+"You're crazy," Pee-Wee said. "What's the use of being scared at an
+old rattly bridge. If you want to help us I'll tell you how you can do
+it. I made a lot of signs and you can tack them all up on the trees
+along the road for us if you want to. I'll show you just how to do it."
+
+No one was at the shack when they reached it for Pepsy was about
+her household duties, so she had no knowledge of this new recruit in
+their enterprise. Pee-Wee's conscience was clear in this matter,
+however, for he had enlisted Licorice Stick as an employee, at the
+staggering salary of twenty-five cents a week; there was no thought
+of his being a partner. The willing assistance of his new friend would
+leave his own time free for more important duties, and the advertising
+work once done, Licorice Stick was to devote his time to catching fish
+for the "sto" and other incidental duties.
+
+Pee-Wee now arranged his advertising masterpieces in order for
+posting. The imposing type on the cards impressed Licorice Stick deeply.
+He could not read two words but he seemed to sense the sensational
+announcements, and the arrow which Pee-Wee had made on each card to
+indicate the direction of the shack was regarded by him as a sort of
+mystic symbol.
+
+"This is the way you have to do," Pee-Wee said; "now pay attention,
+because it pays to advertise. There are two cards for each sign, see?"
+
+"Dey's nice black print," Licorice Stick said with reverent
+appreciation. "En dey's de magic sign, too."
+
+"That tells them where the place is," Pee-Wee said. "Now, you keep
+the cards just the way I give them to you and always tack them up with
+the arrow pointing this way see? Here's a hammer and here's some tacks.
+When you come to a nice big tree or a wooden fence or an old barn,
+you're supposed to tack them up; and be sure to do it the way I tell
+you. Now, suppose you're going to tack up the first card--the one on
+the top of the pile. You tack it up and right close under it you tack
+up the next one, and it will say:"
+
+ FRANKFURTERS
+ SIZZLING HOT -->
+
+"Mmm--mm!" exclaimed Licorice Stick, as if a hot frankfurter had
+actually been produced by this ingenious card trick.
+
+"Then you go along a little way," said Pee-Wee, "till you come to
+another good place, maybe a fence or something, and you tack up the
+next one and right underneath it you tack up the next one; always take
+the next one off the top of the pile, see."
+
+ ICE CREAM
+ <-- COLD AND COOLING
+
+Pee-Wee repeated, holding the next two cards up. This palate
+tickling sleight-of-hand seemed like a miracle to the smiling,
+astonished messenger. Pee-Wee seemed a kind of magician summoning
+up luscious concoctions with a magic wand. The fifth and sixth cards
+were held together for a moment and lo, Licorice Stick listened to the
+mouth-watering announcement that peanut taffy was sweet and delicious.
+
+No "sperrit" of Licorice Stick's acquaintance had ever cast a spell
+like this. They had called in weird voices but they had never contrived
+a menu before his very eyes.
+
+He went forth armed with the hammer and tacks and a pile of
+mysterious cards, a little proud but trembling a little, too. There
+was something uncanny about this; he would see it through but it was
+a strange, dark business. He shuffled along the road, peering fearfully
+into the woods now and again when suddenly a terrible apparition
+appeared before him. He stood stark still, his eyes bulging out of his
+head, his hands shaking and cold with fear. ...
+
+
+ CHAPTER XIII
+
+ PEPSY'S SECRET
+
+"Sally Knapp says we ought to have some barrels to put the money
+in," said Pepsy as they were decorating their little wayside booth on
+the day of the grand opening. "I don't care what she says."
+
+She was feeling encouraged, and cheerful for indeed the little
+summer-house looked gay and attractive in its bunting drapery and
+flaunting pennants. Failure could not lurk in such festal array, the
+tin dishpan full of greasy doughnuts, the homemade rolls and fresh
+sausages (which were better than any common wayside frankfurters) would
+certainly lure the hungry thither. The world would seek these things
+out. And were not the people of the grand carnival at Berryville to
+pass here that very day, followed, no doubt, by gay pleasure seekers?
+
+To be sure there were no auto accessories yet, for there was no
+capital, but there was lemonade and candy and cider and homemade ice
+cream and there was Scout Harris wearing a kitchen apron ten times too
+big for him, tied with a wonderful, spreading bow in back, and a paper
+hat spotlessly white.
+
+The advertising department had not reported but no doubt the woods
+were calling to the wayfarers in glaring red and black, or would as
+soon as the wayfarers put in an appearance. Pepsy wore her Sunday
+gingham dress embellished with a sash of patriotic bunting.
+
+"Don't you care what the girls say," Pee-Wee advised her as he sat
+on the counter eating a piece of peanut taffy by way of testing the
+stock, so that he might the more honestly recommend it. "I wouldn't
+let any girls jolly me, I wouldn't. Lots of girls tried to jolly me
+but they never got away with it."
+
+"Did that girl that was kept after school try to jolly you?" Pepsy
+asked.
+
+"I wouldn't let any girls jolly me," Pee-Wee said, ignoring the
+specific question and speaking with difficulty, because of the
+stickiness of the taffy. "They think they're smart, girls do; I don't
+mean you, but most of them. I know how to handle them all right. They
+try to make a fool of you and then just giggle, but the last laugh is
+the best, that's one sure thing."
+
+"I told her she was a freshy," Pepsy said, "and that she wouldn't
+dare talk like that in front of you because you'd make a fool of her."
+
+"I should worry about girls," Pee-Wee said.
+
+"I'm not worrying about our refreshment shack anyway," Pepsy said,
+"because now I know it will be lots and lots of a success. And maybe
+you can buy four or five tents and lots of other things. Every night
+in bed I keep saying:
+
+ It has to succeed,
+ It has to succeed,
+
+and I make believe the floor on the bridge says that instead. But
+sometimes it says I have to go back. When the wind blows this way
+I can hear it loud. I know a secret that I thought of all by myself;
+I thought about it when I was lying in bed listening. And I can make
+us get lots of money, I can make it, oh, lots and lots and lots of a
+success. So I don't care any more what people say. I told Aunt
+Jamsiah I knew a secret and I could make us get lots of money here
+and she said I should tell her and I wouldn't."
+
+"Till you tell me?" Pee-Wee asked.
+
+"No, I wouldn't tell anybody."
+
+"You ought to tell me because we're partners." "I wouldn't tell
+anybody," she said, shaking her head emphatically so that her red
+braids lashed about; "not even if you gave me--as much as a dollar. ..."
+
+
+ CHAPTER XIV
+
+ SUSPENSE
+
+Soon the gorgeous chariot containing the carnival paraphernalia came
+lumbering along en route for Berryville. It was a vision of red and
+gold with wheels that looked like pinwheels in a fireworks display.
+
+The one discordant note about it was the rather startling projection
+of the heads and legs of animals here and there as if the wagon were
+returning from a hunt in South Africa. But these were only the
+disconnected parts of a merry-go-round.
+
+Upon the white and silver wind organ which arose out of this ghastly
+display sat a personage in cap and bells with face elaborately decorated
+in every color of the rainbow. He was distributing printed announcements
+to the gaping citizens of Everdoze. Not so much as a frankfurter or a
+glass of lemonade did the people of this motley caravan buy.
+
+It was late in the afternoon and Pee-Wee and Pepsy were feeling the
+tedium of waiting when suddenly the sound of merry laughter burst upon,
+their ears and somebody said, "Oh, I think it's perfectly adorable to be
+on the wrong road! I just adore being lost! And I never saw anything so
+perfectly excruciating in my life!"
+
+"It's an auto full of girls," said Pee-Wee, adjusting his paper hat
+upon his head; "they come from the city, I can tell; you leave them to
+me."
+
+"I never saw anything so adorably funny in all my life," the partners
+now heard. "I just have a headache from laughing."
+
+"I know that kind," said Pee-Wee; "they've got the giggles. You leave
+them to me."
+
+Pepsy was ready enough to defer to the master mind, the more so
+because this approach of their first probable customers gave her a kind
+of stage fright. She was seized with sudden terror and the dishpan full
+of doughnuts shook in her hands as she placed it in full view by
+Pee-Wee's order.
+
+The auto was evidently picking its way along the hubbly road in
+second gear. "We'll find a place where we can turn around somewhere,"
+said a man's voice good humoredly.
+
+"Not till we've gorged ourselves with food," the voice of a girl
+caroled forth.
+
+Pee-Wee gave his white paper cap a final adjustment, stood the pan
+of taffy enticingly in full view and waited as a pugilist waits, for the
+adversary's next move.
+
+"I am going to have a saucerful of ground glass, the latest breakfast
+food," a female voice sang merrily. At which there was a chorus of
+laughter.
+
+"What did she say?" Pepsy asked.
+
+"Girls are crazy," Pee-Wee said.
+
+Pepsy fumbled nervously with the Several glasses of lemonade which
+stood temptingly ready on the counter and glanced fearfully but
+admiringly at the genius of this magnificent enterprise.
+
+It was the biggest moment in her poor little life and Pee-Wee was a
+conquering hero. She placed the fudge within his reach and waited in
+terrible suspense to see him operate upon this giggling band of lost
+pilgrims.
+
+Nearer and nearer the car came and now it poked its big nickel
+plated nose around the bend and advanced slowly, easily, along the
+narrow, grass grown way. It looked singularly out of place in that
+wild valley.
+
+A low, melodious horn politely reminded Simeon Drowser, who stood
+gaping in the middle of the road, to withdraw to a safer gaping point.
+He retreated to the platform in front of the post office and consulted
+with Beriah Bungel, the village constable, about this sumptuous
+apparition.
+
+Only a couple of hundred feet remained now between the refreshment
+parlor and this party of mirthful victims. If Pepsy's red hair had been
+short enough it would have stood on end; as it was her fingers tingled
+with mingled appeal and confidence in the head of the firm.
+
+Would it stop? Oh, would it stop? The suspense was terrible.
+
+"F--r--resh doughnuts!" called Pee-Wee in a sonorous voice. "Ice cold
+lemonade! It's ice cold! Get your fudge here!"
+
+Pepsy looked admiringly upon her hero. She would not have dared to
+obtrude into the negotiations which seemed at hand. She gazed wistfully
+at a half dozen girls in fresh, colorful, summer array as only a little
+red-headed orphan girl in a gingham dress can do. She gazed at the big,
+palatial touring car with eyes spellbound. It was thus that the Indians
+first gazed upon the ships of Columbus.
+
+"Hot frankfurters," shouted Pee-Wee from behind his counter.
+"They're all hot! Here you are. Get your fresh sweet cider! Five a
+glass. Doughnuts six for a dime. All fresh."
+
+
+ CHAPTER XV
+
+ SIX MERRY MAIDENS
+
+"What kind of nuts did you say?" called a girl merrily, as the car
+stopped.
+
+"Doughnuts," said Pee-Wee.
+
+"We thought maybe everybody here were nuts," laughed the man who
+was driving.
+
+"I'd like a nice saucerful of ground glass," laughed one of the
+girls. "Can you serve carbon remover with it?"
+
+"Oh, isn't he just too cute." another girl said.
+
+"Could we get a little of your delicious tire tape, we're so hungry?
+What are you all going to drink, girls? We'll have six glasses of carbon
+remover, if you please, and, let's see, we'll have six plates of ice
+cream hot out of the oven."
+
+"Do you think you can jolly me?" said the head of the firm. "I'll
+give you some carpet tacks to eat if you'd like them."
+
+"Oh, wouldn't those be too scrumptious," another girl said. "Do you
+serve peanut glue with them?"
+
+"I'll give you some fried fish-hooks," Pee-Wee shot back with
+blighting sarcasm.
+
+"Yes, but what we'd like most of all is the ground glass," said
+another girl. "Is it chocolate or vanilla flavor?" At which they all
+giggled, while the man smiled broadly.
+
+"What flavor glass are you going to have, Esther?" a girl asked.
+
+"Oh, I think I'll take cathedral glass," caroled forth another; "I
+think it's more digestible than window glass, if it's properly cooked."
+At which there was another chorus of laughter.
+
+The terrible conqueror, who intended to subdue this bevy of giggling
+maidens and cast a blight upon their levity, stood behind his counter
+like a soldier making a last stand in a third line trench, while Pepsy,
+captivated by the mirthful assailants, laughed uncontrollably.
+
+The head of this firm saw that this was no time for dallying
+measures, his own partner was laughing, and even Wiggle was barking
+uproariously at Pee-Wee as if he had shamelessly gone over to the enemy.
+
+"Oh, If, It's just--too--excruciatingly funny or anything!" one of
+the girls laughed. "I never in my life heard of such--Oh, look at him!
+Look at him! Hold me or I'll collapse!"
+
+Pee-Wee had come around from behind the counter, tripped on his long
+white apron and gone sprawling on the ground, and the faithless Wiggle,
+taking advantage of this inglorious mishap, started pulling on the apron
+with all his might and main. Loyal Pepsy was only human, and tears of
+laughter streamed down her cheeks, and the neighboring woodland echoed
+to the sound of the unholy mirth in the auto.
+
+A large frying fork which Pee-Wee used as a sort of magnet to attract
+trade was still in his hand and by means of this he caught his white
+paper cap as it blew away, piercing it as if it were a fresh doughnut.
+It was indeed the only instance of triumph for him in the tragic affair.
+He arose, with Wiggle still tugging at his apron, his face decorated
+with colorful earth, his eyes glaring defiance.
+
+The driver of the auto, who seemed to be a kindly man, put an end to
+this unequal and hopeless struggle of the scout by ordering a round of
+lemonade and purchasing fifty cents' worth of doughnuts. "When you have
+a few minutes to spare," he said in a companionable undertone, "stroll
+up the road and look about; the scenery is beautiful."
+
+"What do you mean?" Pee-Wee demanded.
+
+"And be sure to take some salted spark plugs with you in case you
+get lost in the woods," one of the girls chirped teasingly as the auto
+started.
+
+And the victim distinctly heard another say, as the big car rolled
+away: "It's a shame to tease him; he's just too cute for anything. I
+could just kiss him. But it was so excruciatingly funny."
+
+
+ CHAPTER XVI
+
+ A REVELATION
+
+"What are you laughing at?" Pee-Wee demanded to know, as soon as he
+had regained his poise and dignity. "You're as bad as they are."
+
+"I couldn't help laughing," Pepsy said remorsefully, "'specially
+when you fell down. You said you were going to handle them."
+
+"That could happen to the smartest man," Pee-Wee said in scornful
+reproval; "that could happen to--to--to Julius Caesar."
+
+"He's dead, you ask Miss Bellison," said Pepsy timidly.
+
+"That shows how much you know," said Pee-Wee scornfully as he
+brushed off his clothing.
+
+"Can't something be a kind of a thing that could happen to somebody
+who's dead if he was very smart, only if he wasn't dead. We got a dollar
+and ten cents from them, didn't we?"
+
+"Yes, but--did you--did you--handle them?" Pepsy asked fearfully.
+
+"There are different ways of handling people," Pee-Wee said; "you
+can't handle people that are crazy, can you? I can handle scoutmasters
+even."
+
+Pepsy was willing to believe anything of her hero and she said,
+"They were a lot of freshies and I hate them anyway."
+
+Pee-Wee did not trouble himself about what the man had said. His
+chief interest was the dollar and ten cents of working capital which
+they now had and how to invest it. In his enthusiasm he had been rather
+premature in his advertisement of auto accessories, and he now purposed
+to make good at least one of these announcements by commissioning Simeon
+Drowser to buy some ten-cent rolls of tire tape for him at Baxter City,
+whither Simeon went daily.
+
+He started along the road to the post office where he hoped to catch
+Simeon before that worthy left for Baxter City. But he did not reach the
+post office. The first interruption to his progress was one of his own
+two-card signs staring him in the face from a roadside tree:
+
+ CHEWING GUM
+ FOR PUNCTURES
+
+He paused scowling before this novel announcement.
+
+His gaze then wandered to a fence on which he read the astounding
+words:
+
+ PANCAKES FOR
+ HEADLIGHTS
+
+Alas, the ground glass which should have appeared in place of
+pancakes did duty beneath the single word EAT on another tree nearby. Eat
+GROUND GLASS the hungry motorist was blithely advised.
+
+Nor was this the worst. As Pee-Wee penetrated deeper into the woods the
+more terrible was the masquerade of his own enticing signs. His stenciled
+cards, deserting their lawful mates, had struck up ghastly unions with
+other cards proclaiming frightful items of refreshment to the appalled
+wayfarer who was reminded of NON-SKID BANANAS and advised that OUR PEANUT
+TAFFY STICKS LIKE GLUE. The faithless TIRE TAPE which should have
+surmounted the STICK LIKE GLUE card was nestling under the fatal EAT,
+while FRANKFURTERS COLD AND COOLING and ICE CREAM SIZZLING HOT met
+Pee-Wee's astonished gaze. He stood looking at this awful sequel of his
+handiwork.
+
+Most of the cards were besmeared with mud and one or two in such a
+freakish way as to give a curious turn to their meaning. On one card a
+mischievous little rivulet of mud or wetted ink had ingeniously changed
+a T into a crude R and the travelers read RUBES SOLD HERE.
+
+Pee-Wee contemplated this exhibition with dismay. Wherever he looked,
+on fence or tree, some ridiculous sign stared him in the face. He did not
+continue on to the post office but retraced his steps to the refreshment
+parlor which was the subject of these printed slanders.
+
+He and Pepsy were discussing this miscarriage of their exploitation
+design when a shuffling sound in the distance proclaimed the shambling
+approach of the advertising department. And if Pee-Wee had not made
+good his flaunting boast to handle the six merry maidens, he at least
+made amends and regained somewhat of his heroic tradition in his
+handling of Licorice Stick.
+
+"What did I tell you to do?" he shouted, his face red with terrible
+wrath. "What did I tell you to do? Do you know the way you put those
+cards up? You made fools of us, that's what you did!"
+
+"I done gone make no fools of you, no how:" Licorice Stick exclaimed. "I
+see a sperrit 'n I shakes like dat, I do. As shu I'm stan' here I see a
+sperrit in dem woods."
+
+From a vivid and terrifying narrative the partners made out that
+while Licorice Stick was on his way to embellish the wayside in strict
+accordance with instructions, he had encountered a spirit from the other
+world in the form of the carnival clown whom we have seen pass our
+wayside rest.
+
+The ghostly raiment of this lowly humorist and the motley decoration
+of his face had so frightened Licorice Stick that he had dropped his cards
+and retreated frantically into the woods. When the awful apparition had
+passed he hid stealthily shuffled back to the spot and with many furtive
+glances about him had gathered up the cards with trembling hands, and
+proceeded to post them in pairs without regard to their proper order.
+
+After this triumphant exploitation feat (which ought to commend him
+to every lying advertiser in the world) Licorice Stick had shuffled into
+a new path of glory, going to the carnival, where (not finding the
+sperrit in evidence) he had accepted a position to stand behind a
+piece of canvas with his head in an opening and allow people to throw
+baseballs at him.
+
+On hearing this Pee-Wee desisted from any further criticism. For, as
+he told Pepsy, "a scout has to be kind and forgiving, and besides when I
+go to the carnival I can plug him in the face with a baseball two or
+three times and then we'll be square."
+
+
+ CHAPTER XVII
+
+ HARD TIMES
+
+If many people went to the carnival they must have approached it
+from the other direction. It was a small carnival and probably did not
+attract much interest outside of Berryville. A few stragglers passed
+Mr. Quig's farm traveling in buckboards and farm wagons, but they did
+not come from distant parts and evidently were not hungry,
+
+Some were so unscrupulous as to bring their lunches with them. One
+reckless farmer, indeed, bought a doughnut and exchanged it for another
+with a smaller hole.
+
+Altogether the neighboring carnival did not bring much business to
+Pee-Wee and Pepsy. Aunt Jamsiah took their enterprise good-naturedly;
+Uncle Ebenezer said it was a good thing to keep the children out of
+mischief. Miss Bellison, the young school teacher, bought ten cents'
+worth of taffy each day as a matter of duty, and Beriah Bungel, the
+town constable, being a natural born grafter, helped himself to
+everything he wanted free of charge.
+
+So the pleasant summer days passed and brought them little business.
+Occasionally some lonely auto would crawl along the foliage-arched road,
+its driver looking for a place to turn around so that he might get back
+out of his mistaken way.
+
+Most of these were too disgruntled at their mistakes and the
+quality of the road to heed the voice of the tempter who shouted at
+them, "Lemonade, ice cold! Get your lemonade here!" They usually
+answered by asking how they could get to West Baxter. And Pee-Wee
+would answer, "You have to go four miles back, get your hot doughnuts
+here." Then they would start back but they never, never got their hot
+doughnuts there.
+
+If Pee-Wee's stout heart was losing hope he did not show it, but
+Pepsy was frankly in despair. In her free hours she sat in their
+little shelter, her thin, freckly hands busy with the worsted
+masterpiece that she was working. Pee-Wee, at least, had his appetite
+to console him, but she had no relish for the stale lemonade and
+melting, oozy taffy which stood pathetically on the counter each night.
+
+ One day a lumbering, enclosed auto went by, an undertaker's car it
+was, and Pepsy was seized with sudden fright lest it be the orphan
+asylum wagon come to get her. The two dominating thoughts of her simple
+mind were the fear that she would have to go back to "that place" and
+the hope that Pee-Wee might get the money to buy those precious tents.
+She had learned something of scouting, that scouts camp and live in the
+open, and she had learned something of the good scout laws. She was
+witnessing now an exhibition of scout faith and resolution, of faith
+that was hopeless and resolution that was futile. She was soon to be
+made aware of another scout quality which fairly staggered her and left
+her wondering.
+
+
+ CHAPTER XVIII
+
+ THE VOICE OF THE TAIL-LIGHT
+
+One night after dark, Pepsy and Pee-Wee were sitting in their
+little roadside pavilion because they preferred it to the lamp-lighted
+kitchen smelling of kerosene where Uncle Ebenezer read the American
+Farm Journal, his arms spread on the red covered table.
+
+A cheery little cricket chirped somewhere in this scene of impending
+failure; nearby a katydid was grinding out her old familiar song as if
+it were the latest popular air. In the barn across the yard the
+discordant sound of the horses kicking the echoing boards sounded clear
+in the still night and seemed a part of the homely music of the
+countryside.
+
+Suddenly a speeding auto, containing perhaps its load of merry,
+heedless joy riders, went rattling over the old bridge along the
+highway and the loose planks called out across the interval of
+woodland to the little red-headed girl in this remote shack along the
+obscure by-road.
+
+ "You have to go back,
+ You have to go back,
+ You have to go back."
+
+Little did those speeding riders know of the voice they had called
+up to terrify this unknown child. The rattling, warning voice ceased as
+suddenly as it had begun as the unseen car rolled noiselessly along the
+smooth highway.
+
+"Don't you be scared of it," Pee-Wee said.
+
+"You're as bad as Licorice Stick. Those old boards don't know what
+they're talking about. I wouldn't be scared of what anything said
+unless it was alive, that's sure."
+
+"They voted not to build a new bridge for two years because they've
+got to build a new schoolhouse," said Pepsy. "That's because this county
+hasn't got much money. I'll be glad when they build it; the floor's
+going to be made out of stone; like--"
+
+"You mean the bridge?"
+
+"Yes, and I wish they'd hurry up. Every night I hear that and I know
+boards tell the truth, because if a door squeaks that means you're going
+to get married."
+
+"All you need is an oil can to keep from getting married then," said
+Pee-Wee, "because if you oil a door it won't squeak. So there; lets
+hear you answer that argument."
+
+There was no answer to that argument; keeping single was just a
+matter of lubrication; but just the same that appalling sentence which
+had become fixed in Pepsy's mind, haunted her, especially when she lay on
+her feather mattress in the yellow painted bed up in her little room.
+
+She was just about to go in when they were aroused by a sound in the
+distance. Pee-Wee thought it was an auto and he made ready to deliver
+his usual verbal assault to the travelers.
+
+Louder and louder grew the sound and suddenly a motorcycle with no
+headlight went whizzing past in the darkness. It was followed by
+another, also without any headlight, but this second rider stopped
+a little distance beyond the shack and got off his machine.
+
+Something, he knew not what, dissuaded Pee-Wee from making his
+customary announcements and he stood in the darkness watching this second
+speeder who seemed to be delayed by some trouble with his machine. The
+traveler was certainly too hurried and preoccupied to think of doughnuts.
+
+Meanwhile, the first cyclist had covered perhaps fifty yards and was
+still going. The little red taillight of his machine shone brightly.
+Pee-Wee was just wondering why these travelers used no headlights and
+whether the first cyclist would return to assist his friend, when he
+beheld something which caught and held his gaze in rapt concentration.
+
+The little red taillight went out and on four times in quick
+succession. There followed an appreciable pause, then two quick flashes.
+Pee-Wee watched the tiny light, spellbound. It appeared for a couple
+of seconds, then flashed twice with lightning rapidity.
+
+"Hide," Pee-Wee repeated to himself and motioned with his hand for
+Pepsy not to move. Now, in such rapid succession that Pee-Wee could
+hardly follow them, the flashes appeared, tinier as the cyclist sped
+further away.
+
+"Hide Kelly's barn," Pee-Wee breathed.
+
+Presently the second cyclist was on his machine again, speeding through
+the darkness. Either the first cyclist knew that his friend's trouble was
+not serious, or time was so precious that he could not pause in any case.
+Indeed, their flight must have been urgent to speed on such a road without
+headlights. The whole thing had a rather sinister look.
+
+Pee-Wee wondered who Kelly was and where his barn was located.
+
+
+ CHAPTER XIX
+
+ THE OTHER VOICE
+
+"What do you mean, hide in Kelly's barn?" Pepsy whispered, greatly
+agitated.
+
+"Can you keep still about it?" Pee-Wee said.
+
+"Girls can't keep secrets. Can you keep still till I tell you it's
+all right to speak?"
+
+"I can keep a secret and not even tell it to you," she shot back at
+him in spirited defiance. "I know a secret that will--that will--help us
+sure to make lots and lots of money. And I wouldn't even tell you or
+Aunt Jamsiah, because she tried to make me. So there, Mr. Smarty. And
+I don't care whether you tell me or not if I can't keep a secret, but
+I've got a secret all by myself and it's that much bigger than yours,"
+she said, spreading out her thin, little arms to include a vast area.
+"And besides that, I hate you," she added, bursting into tears and
+starting for the house. "And you can have that girl who was kept in
+after school for a partner," he heard her sobbing as she crossed the
+yard.
+
+Pepsy did not pause to speak with Uncle Eb and Aunt Jamsiah who were
+sitting in the kitchen, but the latter, seeing her in tears, said
+kindly, "No folks passed by to the carnival to-night, Pepsy?"
+
+"Looks like rain," Uncle Eb said consolingly; "to-morrer'll be the
+big night when they have the wrestlin' match. I reckon Jeb Collard n' all
+his summer folks will go up on th' hay-rig from West Baxter. You wait
+till to-morrer night, Pep. Mamsy'll make you up a pan of fresh doughnuts
+fer to-morrer night, won't you, Mamsy? Don't you take on now, Pepsy girl;
+you jes' go ter bed n' ferget yer troubles."
+
+"I don't care about people from West Baxter," Pepsy said, stamping
+her foot and shaking her, head violently, "and I don't care about the
+old carnival or anything--so now. They're all too stingy--to--to--buy
+things--they're too stingy. I--I--I--don't care," she went on fairly in
+hysterics, "he says I can't--I can't--keep--keep--a secret--but I've got
+one and I won't tell it to anybody and I thought it up all myself and
+it will surely make lots and lots and lots of people come and buy--and--and
+he'll see if girls can do things." She was crying violently and shaking
+like a leaf.
+
+"What is the secret, Pepsy?" Aunt Jamsiah asked gently; "maybe I
+can help you." "I won't tell--I won't tell anybody," Pepsy sobbed.
+
+They were accustomed to these outbursts of her tense little nature
+and said no more. Pepsy went up to her little room under the eaves,
+catching each breath and trembling. No wonder they had not understood
+her at that big brick orphan home. No wonder she had hated it. Little
+as she was, she was too big for it.
+
+She was in a mood to torment herself that night and she lay awake
+to listen for that dread voice from across the woods. She lay on her
+left side so they would have good luck next day. She was greatly
+overwrought and when at last she did hear the sound, loud and
+heartless with its sudden beginning and sudden end, it startled and
+terrorized her as if it were indeed that gloomy, windowless
+equipage of the State Orphan Home, coming to take her away.
+
+She pushed her little fingers into her ears so that she could not
+hear it. . . .
+
+
+ CHAPTER XX
+
+ AN OFFICIAL REBUKE
+
+As for Pee-Wee, his trouble was quite of another character. The
+dubious outlook for their great enterprise did not submerge his
+buoyant spirit. He had been the genius of many colossal enterprises,
+most of them falling short of his glowing predictions, and his
+ingenious mind passed from one thing to another with no lingering regrets.
+
+He usually invested so much enthusiasm in organization that he had
+none left for maintenance. He did not stick at anything long enough to
+be disappointed in it; there were too many other worlds to be conquered.
+His heart was no longer in the refreshment parlor and he was already
+finding solace in becoming his own solitary customer, by eating the
+taffy which he could not sell.
+
+There had been so few things in Pepsy's poor little life that she
+had put her whole intense little heart and soul in this and was resolved
+that this hero from the great world of Bridgeboro should buy the tents
+which in plain fact he had already forgotten about.
+
+So it happened that while Pepsy was lying on her left side (one
+of Licorice Stick's prescriptions) to insure good luck for the morrow,
+Pee-Wee was dangling his legs from the counter eating a doughnut.
+
+What concerned him now was this mystery of the speeding cyclists.
+That was the big thing in his young life. He believed them to be
+fugitives. Their reckless speed, and the fact that they used no
+headlights, gave color to this delightful supposition. Little had
+they thought that this diminutive scout, unseen in the darkness, had
+read that message in the Morse Code with perfect ease. Hide Kelly's
+Barn. What did that mean?
+
+If Pee-Wee had liked Beriah Bungel, the Everdoze constable, he would
+have gone to him with this information. But he disliked Beriah Bungel
+with true scout thoroughness; he knew him to be officious, and swelling
+with self-importance and he was not going to put business in such a
+creature's way.
+
+But the next morning something happened which showed Scout Harris
+in a new light. Going to the post office early in the morning, he saw
+a sign posted on the bulletin board and he read it with lively interest.
+
+ $250.00 REWARD
+
+ for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the
+ thieves who stole two motorcycles from the yard of Chandler's
+ Motorcycle Repair Shop in Baxter City.
+
+ The machines are Indian models bearing license plates 2570
+ and 92632. Both machines are comparatively new.
+
+ Communicate with Austin Sawyer,
+ County prosecutor, County of Borden, Baxter City.
+
+This notice had evidently been brought down by the mail driver
+early in the morning and several distinguished citizens of Everdoze
+were gathered about commenting on it. It seemed certain that none of
+the Everdoze dozers had heard the motorcycles and surely no one in the
+village would have been any the wiser for seeing those quick, tiny
+flashes, which told so much to the scout.
+
+"I heerd somethin' but 'twan't no motorcycles," said Nathaniel Knapp;
+"'twas a auto or I'm crazy."
+
+Then spoke Beriah Bungel, sticking his thumbs into his suspenders so
+that his rusty-colored coat flapped open showing his imposing badge,
+"They wouldn' never come this way, they wouldn', when they got th'
+highway ter go on. They hit inter th' highway from Barter, that's what
+they done. Them fellers hez con-federates waitin' across th' state line
+with Noo York license plates. They made th' line last night; them fellers
+gits as fur as they kin on the first go off. Waal, ha ow's refreshments?"
+he added, turning upon Pee-Wee.
+
+"You ought to know," Pee-Wee piped up; "you took enough of them."
+Which caused a laugh among the store loungers.
+
+"When I wuz a youngster if I sassed my elders I got the hickory
+stick," Beriah said. "Yes, and when you grew up you got the
+peppermint sticks and doughnuts and things," Pee-Wee shot back.
+
+At this Darius Dragg and Nathaniel Knapp laughed uproariously.
+Constable Bungel saw but one way out of his rather embarrassing situation
+and that was the old approved device of a box on the ears. The official
+slap sounded loud in the little post office and left Pee-Wee's cheek
+and ear tingling.
+
+"I'll learn yer how to answer back yer superiors," said Constable
+Bungel. "We don't relish sass from city youngsters daown here, you mind
+that. Naow yer git along a outer here n' tell yer uncle ter learn yer
+some manners n' respect fer th' law."
+
+Pee-Wee faced him, his cheek flushed, his eyes blazing. "You're
+a--you're a--coward--and a thief--that's what you are," he shouted.
+"You--you--haven't got brains enough to find two--two--motorcycles--you
+haven't--all you can do is stand around and eat things that other
+people are trying to sell! You're a coward and a--a fo--ol--and you
+owe us as much as--a--a dollar. You'd better button your coat up or
+you'll--you'll be stealing your own watch--you--you coward!"
+
+With this rebuke, which left Beriah gaping, Pee-Wee started home,
+holding a hand to his cheek. He was trying hard not to cry, not from
+pain, but from the indignity he had suffered. He had never known such a
+thing in all his life before. He felt shamed, humiliated. His whole
+sturdy little form trembled at the thought of such degradation at the
+hands of a stranger. . . .
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXI
+
+ SCOUT HARRIS FIXES IT
+
+Perhaps you will say that Pee-Wee was not a good scout to speak
+with such impudent assurance to his elders. But you are to remember
+what I told you about Pee-Wee, that everything about him was
+tremendous except his size. He was not always the ideal scout in
+little things. He was a true scout in the big things.
+
+When he reached the shack he found Pepsy waiting for him and he
+poured forth his grievance into her sympathetic ears. "I'll fix him
+all right," he said; "he's a coward, that's what he is, and he,
+needn't think I'm afraid of him. I'll get even with him all right.
+Whenever I make up my mind to do a thing I do it, that's one thing
+sure."
+
+"Only we didn't make a success of our refreshment parlor," Pepsy
+ventured to say, "but just the same we're going to because--"
+
+"What do I care about it?" Pee-Wee vociferated. "I know a way to
+get two hundred and fifty dollars and that's more money than we'd
+ever make in this old place. And I'll have you for my partner just
+the same. I'm going to get two hundred and fifty dollars all at once."
+
+"Can I see it when you get it?" Pepsy asked.
+
+"You can have half of it because we're partners," Pee-Wee said,
+recovering something of his former spirits as this new prospect
+opened before him.
+
+"Can't we have the refreshment parlor any more?" Pepsy asked
+wistfully. "Because, honest and true, we're going to make lots
+and lots of money in it; I know a way--"
+
+"Listen, Pepsy," Pee-Wee said. "Do you know what the Morse Code
+is? It's the language they use when they telegraph. Scouts have to
+know all about that. Do you remember when I said hide Kelly's barn
+last night? That's what that first feller said to the other one who
+was stuck. Didn't you notice how his little red light kept flashing
+away up the road? That's what it meant. They're hiding in Kelly's
+barn and nobody knows it.
+
+"There's a sign in the post office and it says they'll give two
+hundred and fifty dollars to anybody who tells where they are. Do
+you think I'd tell Beriah Bungel?" he added contemptuously. "I'm
+going to tell a man named Sawyer, he's the county prosecutor, he
+lives in Baxter City. Only we have to go right away. I'm going back
+with the mail car to Baxter. Do you want to go? If you do you have
+to hurry up."
+
+The last time that Pepsy had appeared before an official--of--the--law
+she had been sent to the big brick building and she was naturally wary
+of prosecutors, judges and such people. Suppose Mr. Sawyer should order
+herself and Pee-Wee to the gallows for meddling in these dark,
+mysterious matters. Pee-Wee read this in her face.
+
+"Don't be scared," he said manfully; "I wouldn't let anybody hurt
+you. My father knows a man that's a judge and he tells jokes and has
+two helpings of dessert and everything just like other people.
+Prosecutors aren't so bad, gee whiz, they're better than poison-ivy;
+they're better than school principals anyway, that's sure. You see,
+I'll handle him all right."
+
+Pepsy's thoughts wandered to the six merry maidens whom Pee-Wee
+had "handled" with such astounding skill. "Can't we have our
+refreshment parlor any more?" she asked, with a note of homesickness
+for the little place they had decorated with such high hope. "If
+you'll wait, if you'll wait as much as--two weeks--lots and lots and
+lots and lots of people will come--"
+
+But Pee-Wee was not to be deterred by sentiment and false hope.
+"Don't you want us to have two hundred and fifty dollars?" he asked
+scornfully. "Don't you want us to buy those tents?" This was too much
+for Pepsy. She grasped Pee-Wee's hand, following him reluctantly, as
+she gave a wistful look back at their little wayside shelter. The
+"stock" had not been set out for the day and the bare counter made
+the place look forlorn and deserted as they went away.
+
+"It's a blamed sight easier than running a refreshment parlor,"
+Pee-Wee said; "it's just like picking the money up in the street.
+All we have to do is to go to Mr. Sawyer's office and tell him and--"
+
+"You have to go in first," said Pepsy.
+
+Pee-Wee's enthusiasm was contagious and Pepsy was soon keyed up
+to the new enterprise, even to the point of facing Mr. Sawyer. She
+had cautiously resolved, however, to remain close to the door of his
+office, so that she might effect a precipitate retreat at the first
+mention of an orphan asylum.
+
+Whatever Pee-Wee did must be right and she saw now that two
+hundred and fifty dollars won in the twinkling of an eye was better
+than life spent in the retail trade. Yet she could not help thinking
+wistfully and fondly of their little enterprise and its cosy
+headquarters.
+
+They sat on a rock by the roadside waiting for the mailman's auto
+to come along. Once in that Pepsy felt that her fate would be sealed.
+She had never been away from Everdoze since she had first been taken
+there. Baxter City was a vast place which she had seen in her dreams,
+a place where people were arrested and run over and where the
+constables were dressed up like soldiers. She clung tight to
+Pee-Wee's hand.
+
+"I hate him, too," she said, referring to Beriah Bungel, "and it
+will serve him right if Whitie dies and I just hope he does, because
+his father hit you."
+
+"Who's Whitie?" Pee-Wee asked.
+
+"He's Mr. Bungel's little boy and he's all white because he's sick,
+and they can't take him to a great big place in the city so they can
+make him all well again and it just serves him right and I'm glad they
+haven't got any money. Everybody says he's going to die and Licorice
+Stick knows he's going to die in a rainstorm on a Friday, that's what
+he said."
+
+This information about a little boy who was so pale that they
+called him Whitie, and who was going to die in a rainstorm on a
+Friday was all new to Pee-Wee.
+
+"Licorice Stick is crazy," he said. "What does he know about
+dying? He never died, did he?" This brilliant argument appeared
+to impress Pepsy.
+
+"If they took him to a hospital in New York then he wouldn't have
+to die because they could fix him," Pepsy said. "I heard Aunt Jamsiah
+say so. There are doctors there that can' fix people all well again."
+
+"I bet I'm as good a fixer as they are," Pee-Wee said; "I fixed
+lots of people; I fixed a whole patrol once."
+
+"So they wouldn't die?"
+
+"They thought they were smart but I fixed them."
+
+"Fixing smarties is different," said Pepsy. "If people have
+something the matter with their hips you can't fix them. Because,
+anyway, if they're going to die on a Friday even snail water won't
+fix them."
+
+"Snail water, what's that?"
+
+"It's medicine made from snails; Licorice Stick knows how to
+make it. You have to stir it with a willow stick and then you get
+well quick."
+
+"How can you get well quick when snails are slow?" Pee-Wee asked.
+"That shows that Licorice Stick is crazy. It would be better to make
+it with lightning-bugs."
+
+"Lightning-bugs mean there are ghosts around," said Pepsy, "the
+lightning-bugs are their eyes. But anyway, just the same, nobody can
+fix Whitie Bungel, because the doctor from Baxter said so, and he
+knows because he's got an automobile."
+
+"Automobiles don't prove you know a lot," said Pee-Wee.
+
+"Just the same Whitie is going to die," said Pepsy, "and then
+you'll see, because when my mother didn't have any money she died,
+so there." Pee-Wee did not answer; he appeared to be thinking. And
+so the minutes passed as they sat there on the rock by the roadside,
+waiting for the mailman's auto to take them to Baxter City.
+
+
+"Do you say I can't fix it?" he finally demanded. "Maybe you
+think scouts can't fix things. They know first aid, scouts do. I can
+fix that little feller; maybe you think I can't. You come with me,
+I'll show you. Scouts--scouts can do things--they're better than snails
+and lightning-bugs. I'll show you what they can do; you come with me."
+
+"Ain't you going to wait for the mailman?"
+
+"No, I'm not. You come with me."
+
+This apparent desertion of another cherished enterprise all in the
+one day, took poor Pepsy quite by storm. She did not understand the
+workings of Pee-Wee's active and fickle mind. But she followed his
+sturdy little form dutifully as he trudged up the road and into a
+certain lane. On he went, like a redoubtable conqueror with Pepsy
+after him. To her consternation he went straight up to the kitchen
+door, yes, of Constable Beriah Bungel's humble abode! Pepsy stood
+behind him in a kind of daze and heard his resounding knock as in
+a dream. Then suddenly to her dismay and terror she saw Beriah Bungel
+himself standing in the open doorway looking fiercely down at the
+little khaki-clad scout.
+
+"Mr. Bungel," she heard as she stood gaping and listening and
+ready to run at the terrible official's first move, "Mr. Bungel,
+if you want to know where those two fellers are that stole the
+motorcycles, they're hiding in Kelly's barn and I guess they'll
+stay there till dark. So if you want to go and get them you'll get
+two hundred and fifty dollars as long as you don't say who told you
+where they are."
+
+Without another word he turned and trudged away along the path,
+Pepsy following after him, to astonished to speak.
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXII
+
+ FATE IS JUST
+
+On that very morning Constable Bungel performed the stupendous
+feat which sent his name ringing through Borden County and
+established him definitely as the Sherlock Holmes of Everdoze.
+
+Followed by the local citizenry, who marveled at his deductive
+skill, he advanced against Kelly's barn in the outskirts of
+Berryville. Here, perceiving evidences of occupation, he demanded
+admittance and on being ignored he forced an entrance and
+courageously arrested two young fellows who were hiding there
+waiting for the night to come.
+
+ It is painful to relate that in process of being captured one of
+these youthful fugitives delivered a devastating blow upon the long
+nose of the constable thereby unconsciously doing a good turn like a
+true scout and repaying him in kind for his treatment of Pee-Wee
+Thus it will be seen that fate is just for, as Pee-Wee explained to
+Pepsy, "He got everything I wanted him to get, a punch in the nose
+and two hundred and fifty dollars. And that shows how I got paid back
+for doing a good turn, because if I hadn't given up that two hundred
+and fifty dollars he wouldn't have got punched, so you see it pays to
+be generous and kind like it says in the handbook."
+
+The official pride of Beriah Bungel as he led his captives back
+to Everdoze to await transportation to Baxter City was somewhat
+chilled by the inglorious appearance of his face. There can be no
+pomp and dignity in company with a wounded nose and Beriah Bungel's
+nose was the largest thing about him except his official prowess.
+
+"Don't tell anybody I told him," Pee-Wee whispered to Pepsy, "or
+you'll spoil it all and they won't give him the money."
+
+"Suppose he tells himself," Pepsy said.
+
+But Officer Bungel did not tell of the keen eyes and scout skill
+which had put him in the way of profit and glory. For he was like the
+whole race of Beriah Bungels the world over, officious, ignorant,
+contemptible, grafting, shaming human nature and making thieving
+fugitives look manly by comparison.
+
+Everdoze was greatly aroused by this epoch making incident.
+Even a few stragglers from Berryville followed the crowd back
+as far as Uncle Ebenezer's farm and Pee-Wee tried to tempt them
+into the ways of the spendthrift with taffy and other delights
+which cause the reckless to fall. But it was of no use.
+
+"I bet if there was a murder we could sell a lot," he said.
+"Motorcycle thief crowds aren't very big. If the town hall burned
+down I bet we'd do a lot of business. I wish the school-house would
+burn down, hey? Murders and fires, those, are the best, especially
+murders, because lots of people come."
+
+"I like fires better," Pepsy said. "Lots and lots and lots of
+people go to fires."
+
+"Yes, and they get thirsty watching them, too," said Pee-Wee.
+"That's the time to shout, ice cold lemonade."
+
+There was one person in Everdoze, and only one, who neither
+followed nor witnessed this triumphal march, which had something
+of the nature of a pageant. This was a little lame boy, very pale,
+who sat in a wheel chair on the back porch of the lowly Bungel
+homestead.
+
+The house was up a secluded lane and did not command a view of
+the weeds and rocks of the main thoroughfare. This frail little boy,
+whose blue veins you could follow like a trail, had never seen or
+heard of Pee-Wee Harris, scout of the first class (if ever there
+was one) and mascot of the Raven Patrol. He had indeed heard his
+father speak of "cuffing a sassy little city urchin on the ear,"
+but how should he know that this same sassy little urchin had
+thrown away two hundred and fifty dollars?
+
+Thrown it away? Well, let us hope not. Let us hope that those
+wonder workers in the big city succeeded in "fixing" him, as indeed
+they must have done, if they were as good fixers as Scout Harris.
+Let us hope that Licorice Stick had gotten things wrong (as we have
+seen him do once before) and that little Whitie Bungel did not die
+in a rainstorm on a Friday.
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXIII
+
+ WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY
+
+To translate some little red flashes of light and read a secret in
+them was utterly beyond the comprehension of poor Pepsy. Here was a
+miracle indeed, compared with which the prophecies and spooky
+adventures of Licorice Stick were as nothing. And to win two hundred
+and fifty dollars by such a supernatural feat was staggering to her
+simple mind.
+
+Licorice Stick's encounters with "sperrits" had never brought him a
+cent. But deliberately to sacrifice this fabulous sum in the interest
+of a poor little invalid that he had never seen, made Pee-Wee not
+only a prophet but a saint to poor Pepsy. If scouts did things like
+this they were certainly extraordinary creatures. To give two hundred
+and fifty dollars to a person who has boxed your ears and then to go
+merrily upon your way in quest of new triumphs, that Pepsy could not
+understand.
+
+The whole business had transpired so quickly that Pepsy had only seen
+the two hundred and fifty dollars flying in the air, as it were, and
+now they were poor again, even before they had realized their riches.
+And there was Pee-Wee sitting on the counter of their unprofitable
+little roadside rest, with his knees drawn up, sucking a lemon stick
+(which apparently no one else wanted) and discoursing on the subject
+of good turns generally. There seemed to be nothing in his life now
+but the lemon stick.
+
+"You think girls can't do good turns, don't you?" Pepsy queried
+wistfully.
+
+Pee-Wee removed the lemon stick from his mouth, critically
+inspecting the sharp point which he had sucked it to. By a sort of
+vacuum process he could sharpen a stick of candy till it rivaled a
+stenographer's pencil.
+
+"Do you know what reciprocal means?" he asked with an air of
+concealing some staggering bit of wisdom.
+
+"It's a kind of a church," Pepsy ventured.
+
+"That's Episcopal," Pee-Wee said with withering superiority! Placing
+the lemon stick carefully in his mouth again. This action was followed by
+a sudden depression of both cheeks, like rubber balls from which the air
+has escaped. He then removed the dagger-like lemon stick again to observe
+it.
+
+"If you have an apple and I have an apple and you give me yours,
+that's a good turn, isn't it? And if I give you mine that's another
+good turn, isn't it? And we're both just as well off as we were before.
+That's recip--" He had to pause to lick some trickling lemon juice from
+his chubby chin, "rical."
+
+Pepsy seemed greatly impressed, and Pee-Wee continued his edifying
+lecture. "I should worry about two hundred and fifty dollars because
+you saw how people always get paid back only sometimes it isn't so
+soon like with the apples. Everything always comes out all right,"
+continued the little optimist between tremendous sucks, "and if you're
+going to get a punch in the nose you get it, and you can see how Mr.
+Bungel got paid back auto--what'd you call it?"
+
+"Automobile?" Pepsy ventured.
+
+"Automatically," Pee-Wee blurted out, catching a fugitive drop of
+lemon juice as it was about to leave his chin. "Good turns are the same
+as bad turns, only different. Do you see? I bet you can't say
+automatically while you're sucking a lemon stick."
+
+"Is it a--a scout stunt?" Pepsy asked. Pee-Wee performed this
+astounding feat for her edification, catching the liquid by-product
+with true scout agility. Whether from scout gallantry or scout
+appetite, he did not put Pepsy to the test.
+
+"I'm glad of it, anyway," she said, "because now we can stay
+here and have our store and there isn't anybody like that pros--like
+that Mr. Sawyer to be afraid of."
+
+"Do you think I'm afraid of prosecutors?" Pee-Wee demanded to
+know. "I'm not afraid of them any more then I'm afraid of June-bugs;
+I bet you're afraid of June-bugs."
+
+"I'm not," she vociferated, tossing her red braids and looking very
+brave.
+
+"Then why should you be afraid of prosecutors?"
+
+"I wouldn't be afraid of anything that doesn't sting."
+
+Pepsy said nothing, only thought. And Pee-Wee said nothing, only
+sucked the lemon stick, observing it from time to time, as its point
+became more deadly.
+
+"Maybe I'm not as brave as you are and can't do things and I'm
+scared of Baxter City, but I bet you. I can think up as good turns as
+you can, so there! And if you promise to stay here I'll make it so lots
+of people will come and you can buy the tents and that will be a good
+turn won't it? You said if you make up your mind to do a thing you can
+do it."
+
+"I wouldn't take back what I said," said Pee-Wee, finishing the
+lemon stick by a terrible sudden assault with his teeth.
+
+"Well, then, so there, Mr. Smarty," she said with an air of
+triumph, "I'm going to do a good turn, you see, because I made up
+my mind to it good and hard, and we'll make lots and lots of money.
+So do you promise to stay here and keep on being partners? Do you
+cross your heart you will?"
+
+If Pee-Wee had been as observant of Pepsy as he was used to being
+of signs along a trail he might have noticed that her eyes were all
+ablaze and that her little, thin, freckly wrist trembled. But how should
+he know that his own carelessly uttered words had burned themselves into
+her very soul?
+
+"If you make up your mind to do a thing you can do it."
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXIV
+
+ PEPSY'S ENTERPRISE
+
+Pepsy knew the scouts only through Pee-Wee. She knew they could
+do things that girls could not do. She must have been deaf if she
+did not hear this. She knew they walked with dauntless courage in
+great cities, and that they were not afraid of prosecutors.
+
+They were strange, wonderful things to her. They possessed all
+the manly arts and some of the womanly arts as well. They could
+track, swim, dive, read strange messages in flashes of light,
+sacrifice appalling riches and think nothing of it. They could
+cook, sew, imitate birds, and read things in the stars. Pee-Wee
+had not left Pepsy in the dark about any of these matters.
+
+Pepsy knew that she could not aspire to be a scout. The young
+propagandist had forgotten to tell her of the Girl Scouts who can
+do a few things, if you please. But one thing Pepsy could do; she
+could worship at the feet of his heroic legion.
+
+If all there was to doing things was making up your mind to do them,
+then could she not do a good turn as well as a boy? Surely Scout Harris,
+the wonder worker, could not be mistaken about anything. He had shown
+Pepsy, conclusively, how good turns (to say nothing of bad ones) are
+always paid back by an inexorable law. Punches on the nose, or kindly
+acts of charity and sweet sacrifice, it was always the same. ...
+
+Pepsy had no money invested in their unprofitable enterprise, for she
+had no money to invest. Neither had she any capital of scout
+experience to draw upon. But one little nest egg she had. She had
+once made a small deposit in this staunch institution of reciprocal
+kindness. All by herself, and long before she had known of Pee-Wee
+and the scouts, she had done a good turn.
+
+According to the inevitable rule, which she did not doubt, the
+principal and interest of this could now be drawn. Why not? Somewhere,
+and she knew where, there was a good turn standing to her credit. It
+would be paid her just as surely as that splendid punch in the nose
+was paid to Beriah Bungel. And, using this good turn that was standing
+to her credit, she would be the instrument which fate would choose, to
+pay scout Harris back for his great sacrifice of two hundred and fifty
+dollars. You see how nicely everything was going to work out.
+
+The person who would now do Pepsy the good turn which would bring
+success and fortune to their little enterprise and enable Scout Harris
+to buy three tents, was Mr. Ira Jensen who lived in the big red house
+up the road. A very mighty man was Mr. Ira Jensen almost as terrible
+in worldly grandeur and official power as a prosecutor. Not quite, but
+almost. At all events, Pepsy could muster up courage to go and face him,
+and that she was now resolved to do.
+
+Indeed, this had been her secret.
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXV
+
+ AN ACCIDENT
+
+Mr. Ira Jensen sometimes wore a white collar and he was deacon in
+the church and he was the one who selected the Everdoze school teacher,
+and he was president of the Horden County Agricultural Association and
+he had a khaki-colored swinging-seat on his porch and muslin curtains
+in his windows. So you may judge from all this what a mighty man he was.
+
+Such a man is not to be approached except upon a well-considered plan.
+It required almost another week of idling in the refreshment parlor,
+of vain hopes, and ebbing interest on the part of the scout partner,
+to bring Pepsy to the state of desperation needed for her terrible
+enterprise. A sudden and alarming turn of Pee-Wee's fickle mind
+precipitated her action.
+
+"Let's eat up all the stuff and make the summerhouse into a gymnasium,
+and we can give magic lantern shows in it, too. What do you say?"
+Pee-Wee inquired in his most enthusiastic manner. "We can charge five
+cents to get in." He did not explain whence the audiences would come.
+He had found an old magic lantern in the attic and that was enough.
+The only stock now on hand was what might be called the permanent
+stock (if any stock could be called permanent where Pee-Wee was).
+No longer did the fresh, greasy doughnut and the cooling lemonade
+grace the forlorn little counter.
+
+"No, I won't!" Pepsy said, tossing those red braids. "I won't eat
+the things because we started here and I love them, so there!"
+
+"If you love them I should think you'd want to eat them," said
+Pee-Wee. "That shows how much you know about logic."
+
+"I don't care, I'm just going to stay here and if you promise to
+wait we'll get lots and lots of money," she said. "You promised me
+you'd wait," she added wistfully, "you crossed your heart. Won't you
+please wait till--till--five days--may-be? Won't you, please? Maybe that
+will be a good turn, maybe?"
+
+He did not refuse. Instead he helped himself to some gumdrops out
+of a glass jar, and appeared to be content. But Pepsy knew better than
+to trust the fickle heart of man and that night she played the poor
+little card that she had been holding.
+
+After Uncle Eb and Aunt Jamsiah had gone to bed and while the curly
+head of Scout Harris was reposing in sweet oblivion upon his pillow,
+Pepsy crept cautiously down the squeaky, boxed-in stairs and paused,
+in suspense, in the kitchen. The ticking of the big clock there seemed
+very loud, almost accusing, and Pepsy's heart seemed to keep time with
+it as it thumped in her little breast. How different the familiar
+kitchen seemed, deserted and in darkness! The two stove lids were
+laid a little off their places to check the banked fire, leaving two
+bright crescent lines like a pair of eyes staring up at her. This light,
+reflected in one of the milk pails standing inverted on a high shelf,
+made a sort of ghostly mirror in which Pepsy saw herself better than
+in that crinkly, outlandish mirror in her little room.
+
+For a moment she was afraid to move lest she make a noise, and so
+she paused, almost terrified, looking at her own homely little face,
+on the most fateful night of her life. Then she tiptoed out through
+the pantry where the familiar smell of fresh butter reassured her. It
+seemed companionable, in the strange darkness and awful stillness, this
+smell of fresh butter. She crept across the side porch where the
+churn stood like a ghost, a dish-towel on its tall handle and crossed
+the weedy lawn, where the beehives seemed to be watching her, and
+headed for the dark, open road. But here her courage failed. Some
+thought of doing her errand in the morning occurred to her, but, she
+could not go then without saying where and why she was going. And in
+case of failure no one must ever know about this. ...
+
+So she screwed up her courage and returned to the side porch to get
+a lantern. She shook it and found it empty. There was nothing to do now
+but brave the darkness or go down into the cellar and fill the lantern
+from the big kerosene can. She paused in the darkness before those
+sepulchral stone steps, then in a sudden impulse of determination
+she tightened her little hand upon the lantern till her nails dug
+into her palms and went down, down.
+
+She groped her way to the kerosene can and finally came upon it and
+felt its surface. Yes, it was the kerosene can. Her trembling little
+hand fumbled for the tiny faucet. How queer it felt in the dark when
+she could not see it! It seemed to have a little knob or something
+on it. ...
+
+Her hand was shaking but she held the little tank of the lantern under
+the faucet and was about to turn the handle when something--something
+soft and wet and silent--touched her other hand. She drew a quick
+breath, her heart was in her mouth, her hands were icy cold. Still
+she had presence of mind enough not to scream.
+
+But as she rose in panic terror from her stooping posture, the
+lantern pulled upward against the faucet, toppling the big can off
+its skids. There was no plug in the can and the kerosene flowed out
+upon the terror-stricken child, wetting her shoes and stockings, and
+made a great puddle on the stone floor. She stood in the darkness,
+seeing none of this, which made the catastrophe the more terrible.
+
+And then, as she stood in terror, wet and bewildered, waiting for
+whatever terrible sequel might come, she felt again that something
+soft and wet and silent on her hand. She moved her hand a little and
+felt of something soft. Soft in a different way. Soft but not wet.
+
+"Wiggle," she sobbed in a whisper; "why--why--didn't you--you--tell me
+it was you--Wiggle?"
+
+But he only licked her hand again as if to say, "If there is anything
+on for to-night, I'm with you. Cheer up. Adventures are my middle
+name". ...
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXVI
+
+ PEPSY'S INVESTMENT
+
+For a few seconds Pepsy stood in suspense amid the spreading,
+dripping havoc she had caused, listening for some sound above. But
+the seconds piled up into a full minute and no approaching step was
+heard. The danger seemed over.
+
+But the very air was redolent of kerosene; she stood in a puddle
+of it, and one of her stockings and both of her plain little buttoned
+shoes were thoroughly wet. When she moved her toes she could feel the
+soppy liquid. Oh, for a light! It would lessen her terror if she could
+just see what had happened and how she looked.
+
+She groped her way to the small oblong of lesser darkness which
+indicated the open bulk-head doors, and felt better when she was in
+the free open darkness of outdoors. Wiggle, seeming to know that
+something unusual was happening, kept close to her heels.
+
+She reentered the kitchen, where those accusing, ghostly, red
+slits of eyes in the stove seemed to watch her. She fumbled
+nervously on the shelf above the stove and got some matches,
+spilling a number of them on the floor. She could not pause to
+gather them up while those red eyes stared. She had planned her poor
+little enterprise with a view to secrecy, but in the emergency and with
+the minutes passing, she did not now pause to think or consider. Near
+the flour barrel hung several goodly pudding bags, luscious reminders
+of Thanksgiving. Aunt Jamsiah had promised to make a plum-pudding for
+Pee-Wee in the largest one of these and he had spent some time in
+measuring them and computing their capacity, with the purpose of
+selecting the most capacious. Pepsy now hurriedly took all of these
+and a kitchen apron along with them, and descended again into the cellar.
+
+By the dim lantern light she lifted the fallen tank and replaced
+it on its skids. Then she wiped up the floor as best she could with
+the makeshift mop which had been intended to serve a better
+purpose. She wiped off her soggy shoes and tried to clean that
+clinging oiliness from her hands. It seemed to her as if the
+whole world were nothing but kerosene.
+
+She did not know what to do with the drenched rags, so she took them
+with her when she started again for the dark road, this time with her
+two cheery companions, the lantern and Wiggle. She soon found the
+dripping rags a burden and cast them from her as she passed the well.
+Wiggle turned back and inspected the smelly, soggy mass, found that he
+did not like it, took a hasty drink from the puddle under the well
+spout, and rejoined his companion.
+
+It must have been close to ten o'clock when Mr. Ira Jensen, enjoying
+a last smoke on his porch before retiring, saw the lantern light swinging
+up his roadway. The next thing that he was aware of was the pungent odor
+of kerosene borne upon the freshening night breeze. And then the little
+delegation stood revealed before him, Wiggle, wagging his tail, the
+lantern sputtering, and Pepsy's head jerking nervously as if she were
+trying to shake out what she had to say.
+
+It took Pepsy a few moments to key herself up to the speaking point.
+Then she spoke tremulously but with a kind of jerky readiness suggesting
+many lonely rehearsals.
+
+"Mr. Jensen," she said, "I have to do a good turn and so I came
+to ask you if you'll help me and the reason I smell like kerosene is
+because I tipped over the kerosene can." This last was not in her
+studied part, but she threw it in answer to an audible sniff from
+Mr. Jensen.
+
+ "You said when I came here and stayed nights when Mrs. Jensen
+was sick with the flu and everybody else was sick and you couldn't
+get anybody to do--to nurse her--you remember?" She did not give him
+time to answer for she knew that if she paused she could not go on.
+Her momentum kept her going. "You said then--just before I went
+home--you'd--you said I was--you said you'd do me a good turn some
+day, because I helped you. So now a boy that's staying with us--we
+have a refreshment parlor and nobody comes to buy anything--and he
+wants to buy some tents and we have to make a lot of money so will
+you please have them have the County Fair in Berryville this year so
+lots of people will go past our summerhouse?
+
+"We have lemonade and he calls to the people and tells them, only
+there ain't any people. But lots and lots and lots of people come to
+the County Fair from all over, don't they? So now I'd like it for you
+to do me that good turn if you want to pay me back."
+
+Thus Pepsy, standing tremulously but still boldly, her thin little
+hand clutching the lantern, played her one card for the sake of Pee-Wee
+Harris, Scout. Standing there in her oil soaked gingham dress, she made
+demand upon this staunch bank of known probity, for principal and
+interest in the matter of the one great good turn she had one before
+she had ever known of Scout Harris. It never occurred to her as she
+looked with frank expectancy at Mr. Jensen that her naive request was
+quite preposterous.
+
+To his credit be it said, Mr. Jensen did not deny her too abruptly.
+Instead he spread his knees and arms and, smiling genially, beckoned her
+to him.
+
+"I can't, I'm all kerosene," she said.
+
+"Never you mind," he said. "You come and stand right here while I
+tell you how it is." So she set down the lantern and stepped forward and
+stood between his knees and then he lifted her into his lap. "Well,
+well, well, you're quite a girl; you're quite a little girl, ain't you,
+huh? So you came all the way in the dark to ask me that! Here, you sit
+right where you are and never you mind about kerosene; if you ain't
+scared of the dark I reckon I ain't scared of kerosene. Now, I want
+you should listen 'cause I'm going to tell you jes' how it is n' then
+you'll understand. Because I call you a little kind of a--a herro--ine,
+that's what I call you."
+
+He wasn't half wrong about that, either. ...
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXVII
+
+ SEEN IN THE DARK
+
+So then he told her how it was about the County Fair, which shortly
+would open. He told her very gently and kindly how Northvale had been
+chosen, because it was the county seat and how he was powerless to change
+the plans.
+
+He looked around into her sober face, and sometimes lifted it to his,
+and at almost every hope-blighting sentence, asked her if she did not
+understand. He told her all about how county fairs are big things,
+planned by many men, months and months in advance. And at each pause
+and each gently asked question she nodded silently, as if it was all
+quite clear and plausible, but her heart was breaking.
+
+"But I'm not going to forget that good turn I owe you, no, siree,"
+he added finally as he set her down on the porch, much to Wiggle's
+relief. "And I'm coming down the road to pay you a visit n' look over
+that refreshment store of yours n' see if I can't make some suggestions
+maybe. Now, what do you say to that?"
+
+Pepsy nodded soberly, her thoughts far away.
+
+"You'll see me along there," Mr. Jensen added cheerily, as he patted
+her little shoulder, "n' I give you fair warning I'm the champion
+doughnut eater of Borden County."
+
+She smiled, still wistfully, and gulped, oh ever so little.
+
+"That's what I am," he added with another genial pat. "So now you
+cheer up and run back home and go to bed n' don't you lie awake crying.
+You tell that little scout feller I'm coming to make you a visit n'
+that, I usually drink nine glasses of lemonade. Now you run along and
+get to bed quick."
+
+"Thanks," she said, her voice trembling.
+
+So Pepsy took her way silently along the dark road. Her bank had
+failed, she could do nothing more. This was a strange sequel to
+follow Pee-Wee's glowing representations about good turns. She did
+not understand it. And now that she had failed, the catastrophe in
+the cellar loomed larger, and she saw her nocturnal truancy as a
+serious thing. What would Aunt Jamsiah think of this? Pepsy had been
+forbidden to go away from the farm at night, except to weekly prayer
+meeting.
+
+The crickets sang cheerily as she returned along the dark road, a
+disconsolate little figure, swinging her lantern. She was weary--weary
+from exertion and disappointment and foreboding. Her good scout
+enterprise was suddenly changed into an act of sneaking disobedience.
+The physical exhaustion which follows nervous strain was upon her now
+and her little feet lagged in their soaking shoes and once or twice she
+stumbled with fatigue.
+
+For what burden is heavier than a heavy heart? The soothing voices
+of insect life which soften the darkness and cheer the wayfarer in the
+countryside seemed only to mock her with their myriad care-free songs.
+And to make matters worse there suddenly rang in her ears from far over
+to the west the loud clatter of those loose planks on the old bridge
+along the highway, as a car sped over it:
+
+ "You have to go back,
+ You have to go back."
+
+Then the noise ceased suddenly, and there was no sound but the calling
+of a screech-owl somewhere in the intervening woods.
+
+Pepsy sat down on a rock by the roadside partly to rest and partly
+because she did not want to go home. She knew, or she ought to have
+known, that Aunt Jamsiah was pretty sure to be lenient about a harmless
+transgression with so generous a motive. But the warning voice from that
+unseen bridge disconcerted her. It was not long after she was seated
+that her head hung down and soon the gentle comforter of sleep came to
+her and she lay there, pillowing her head on her little thin arm.
+
+But the comforter did not stay long, for Pepsy dreamed a dream.
+She dreamed that all the people of the village, Simeon Drowser,
+Nathaniel Knapp, Darius Dragg, the sneering Deadwood Gamely, and even
+the faithless Arabella Bellison, the school teacher, were pointing
+fingers a yard long, at her and saying, "You have to go back to the
+big brick building. You have to go back, you have to go back." On the
+big doughnut jar in the "refreshment parlor" sat Licorice Stick saying,
+"You have to go back the next time it thunders." She shook her fist at
+Licorice Stick and called him a Smarty and said she would not go back,
+but they all laughed and sang:
+
+ "You have to go back,
+ You have to go back."
+
+Miss Bellison was the worst of all. ...
+
+ "You have to go back,
+ You have to------"
+
+With a sudden start Pepsy sat up on the rock, wide awake,
+
+ "-----go back,
+ You have to go back.",
+
+She still heard.
+
+Her forehead throbbed and her face felt very hot. There was a
+ringing in her ears. She was feverish, but she did not know that.
+All she knew was that everybody was against her and that the bridge
+had put them up to it. She was dizzy and had to put her hand on the
+rock to steady herself. The lantern light was extinguished but she
+did not remember the lantern, or Wiggle. She felt very strange and
+wanted a drink of water. Her hand trembled and her little arm with
+which she braced herself against the rock, felt weak. And her head
+throbbed, throbbed. ...
+
+Where were all those people? She felt around for them. Then she
+heard the voice again, far off through the woods, up along that highway.
+It was just an innocent automobile,
+
+ "You have to go back."
+
+Pepsy rose to her feet with a start, reeled, reached for a tree,
+and clutched it. "I'll stop it, I'll--I'll make it--it stop--I'll tear
+it--I'll pull them off," she said. "I--I won't--go back--I won't, I won't,
+I won't!"
+
+Staggering across the road she entered the woods. Each tree there
+seemed like two trees. She groped her way among them, dizzy, almost
+falling. Sometimes the woods seemed to be moving. Perhaps it was by
+the merest chance that she stumbled into the trail which led through
+the woods to the highway, ending close to the old bridge.
+
+But once in the familiar path she ran in a kind of frenzy. No doubt
+the fever gave her a kind of temporary, artificial strength, as indeed
+it gave her the crazy resolve somehow to still that haunting voice
+forever. Crazed and reeling she stumbled and ran along, pausing now and
+again to press her throbbing head, then running on again like one
+possessed.
+
+At last she came out of the woods suddenly on to the broad, smooth
+highway. There was the bridge, silent and--no, not dark. For there was
+a bright spot somewhere underneath it and gray smoke wriggling up
+through those cracks between the planks. And there, yes, there,
+crawling away in the darkness was a black figure. A silent, stealthy
+figure, stealing away.
+
+To the dazed, feverish girl, the figure seemed to have two pairs of
+arms. She tried to call but could not. Her scream of delirious fright
+died away into a murmur as she staggered and fell prone upon the ground
+and knew no more.
+
+But never again--never, never would those cruel planks taunt her with
+their heartless prediction. Never would they frighten the poor,
+sensitive, fearful little red-headed orphan girl any more.
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXVIII
+
+ STOCK ON HAND
+
+It was Joey Burnside, the burliest and heartiest of the volunteer
+firemen, who carried Pepsy back through the woods to the farm while
+still the conflagration was at its height.
+
+There was not timber enough left from the old bridge to kindle a
+scout camp-fire. A few charred remnants had gone floating down the
+stream and these fugitive remnants drifting into tiny coves and lodging
+in the river's bends were shown by the riverside dwellers as memorials
+of the event which had stirred the countryside more than any other item,
+of neighborhood history. Under the gaping space of disconnected road
+the stream flowed placidly, uninterrupted by all the recent hubbub
+above it. The straight highway looked strange without the bridge.
+
+Pepsy had a fever all that night, but toward morning she fell asleep,
+and Aunt Jamsiah, who had watched her through the night, tiptoed into
+the little room under the eaves and out again to tell Pee-Wee that he
+had better wait, that all Pepsy needed now was rest.
+
+"Can't I just look at her?" Pee-Wee asked. So he was allowed to
+stand in the doorway and see his partner as she lay there sleeping
+the good sleep of utter exhaustion.
+
+"When she wakes up," Aunt Jamsiah said pleasantly.
+
+Pee-Wee knew the circumstances of her being found at the burning
+bridge and brought home, but he asked no questions and Aunt Jamsiah
+said nothing of the events of that momentous night. It seemed to be
+generally understood that this matter was in Aunt Jamsiah's hands
+for thorough consideration later.
+
+Meanwhile Pee-Wee went across the lawn and down the road to the
+scene of their hapless enterprise. The roadside rest could boast now
+of but two jars, one of peppermint sticks and one of gumdrops (both
+in rapid process of consumption) and a number of spools of tire tape.
+But the absence of doughnuts and sausages and lemonade, this was
+nothing. It was the absence of Pepsy that counted.
+
+Pee-Wee took his customary eye-opener, consisting of a gumdrop. He had
+to shake the jar to get a red one, that being the kind he preferred.
+Then he drew his legs up on the counter and proceeded to work upon
+the willow whistle he was making.
+
+His handiwork soon reached that stage of manufacture where it was
+necessary to soak the willow bark in water, so as to cause it to swell.
+He thereupon distributed the remaining gumdrops impartially between his
+mouth and his trousers pocket and filled the empty jar with water,
+dropping his handiwork into it. Thus by gradual stages and without any
+sensational "closing out sales" the refreshment business was steadily
+going into a state of liquidation, even the lemon sticks being reduced
+to a liquid. There was no stock on hand now but two peppermint sticks
+and some tire tape.
+
+Suddenly a most astonishing thing happened. The sound of an
+automobile horn was heard in the distance. A deep, melodious, dignified
+horn. Not since the passing of the six merry maidens had such welcome
+music sounded in Pee-Wee's enraptured ears.
+
+The signs had all been made fight, the ice cream had been made cold,
+the sausages hot, and the ground glass had been put where it belonged.
+No longer did "our taffy stick like glue." Indeed, there was no taffy
+of any kind on hand, notwithstanding these blatant announcements.
+
+Along came the automobile, an eight-cylinder Super Junkster. And,
+yes, it was followed by another, and still another. Pee-Wee could see
+the imposing procession as far down as the bend.
+
+"Some detour," a good-natured voice said.
+
+"Detour? Detour?" Pee-Wee whispered in sudden and terrible
+excitement. Then, as the full purport of the staggering truth burst
+upon him he issued forth from the roadside rest and contemplated the
+approaching pageant with joy bubbling up like soda water in his heart.
+
+"Never mind," said another voice, "we can get some eats in this
+jungle, thank goodness. What I won't do to a couple of hot
+frankfurters."
+
+A sudden chill cooled the fresh enthusiasm of Scout Harris.
+
+"I'll buy every blamed doughnut they've got in the place,"
+somebody shouted. "We won't leave a thing for the rest of the
+cars that have to plow through this jungle. I suppose this is
+what motorists will be up against for six months. What do you know
+about that? This eats merchant ought to clear a couple of million.
+I'll dicker with him for everything hot that he's got, I'm starving."
+
+"Same here!" another shouted.
+
+Frantically, like a soldier waving his country's emblem in the
+last desperate moment of forlorn hope Scout Harris clambered over
+the counter and grasped the jar containing two peppermint sticks.
+
+"Peppermint sticks! Peppermint sticks!" he shouted at the
+advancing column. "Get your peppermint sticks! They quench thirst
+and--and--and satisfy your hunger! They're filling! They warm you up!
+Peppermint is hot! Oh, get your peppermint sticks here!"
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXIX
+
+ INDUSTRIAL CONDITIONS
+
+Pee-Wee emerged safely, if not triumphantly, from this ordeal amid
+much laughter, and was just congratulating himself upon his skillful
+handling of "the trade" in a period of acute shortage when he received
+a knockout blow. In depositing the trifling price of the peppermint
+sticks in his trousers pocket, he discovered there four gumdrops glued
+together and clinging so affectionately that nothing could part them.
+
+At the moment of this discovery, Scout Harris, thus driven into a
+corner and standing at bay with nothing but one huge, consolidated
+gumdrop for defense, heard the unmistakable sound of another car
+crawling over the rocks and hubbles of that outlandish road in second
+gear. On, on, on, it came like some horrible British tank.
+
+And now again he heard voices, "We can eat about twenty of them in
+my patrol y--mm. Are we hungry? Oh, no! Hot frankfurters! Oh, boy, lead
+me to them. I could even eat the sign, I'm so hungry. Put her in high.
+What do we care about the road?"
+
+Pee-Wee listened and waited in terrible suspense. Scouts! He knew
+something about the scout capacity. Then, upon the fresh morning air
+there floated another voice calling a sentence which he knew too well
+it was the good scout motto. "Hey there, you, whoever you are, Mr.
+Refreshment Man? Be Prepared! We're s--c--o--u--t--s we are and we're
+h--u--n--g--r--e--e! We haven't had anything since breakfast at
+four-thirty. We had to come around through this rocky tour or detour or
+whatever you call it. Somebody ate the bridge last night. Are there any
+scouts down in this South African backyard?"
+
+If Pee-Wee had not heard that familiar motto "Be Prepared," he
+would have known the approaching caravan to be scouts by their talk
+and banter.
+
+Be Prepared. Pee-Wee glanced at the bare counter and the empty jars
+and the shiny dishpan which held nothing but Pepsy's ball of worsted and
+the terrible ornamental thing that she was knitting. There they were,
+just as she had laid them the day before. Poor little Pepsy. ...
+
+Then they descended upon him as only hungry scouts can descend.
+Pee-Wee's glowing promises which decorated the woods (and which he
+could not fulfill) had brought the party to a state of distraction.
+It was a big Crackerjack touring car overflowing with scouts and
+driven by a smiling scoutmaster. It seemed as if they ought to have
+been pressed in and down with a shovel like ice cream in a quart box.
+
+"For the love of--" one of them began.
+
+"Look what's here, it's a scout."
+
+"That?" shouted another, "Let's have the magnifying glass, will you?"
+
+Pee-Wee straightened himself up to his full
+height. The big Crackerjack touring car stopped.
+
+"Some detour," the scoutmaster said with an air of infinite relief.
+
+"Do they have scouts down here?" a member of the party asked.
+
+"I'm only staying here, I belong in Bridgeboro, New Jersey,"
+Pee-Wee said.
+
+"Don't talk about bridges," another scout said.
+
+"Talk about something pleasant. A scout is supposed to save life,
+scout law number six; let's have a couple of thousand hot dogs, will
+you? We're dying. And forty-eleven dozen doughnuts with the holes
+removed."
+
+"Do you--I--eh--do you--need any tire tape?" Pee-Wee stammered,
+playing for time. "Tire tape! What do you take us for? A lot of
+blow-outs? Let's have some eats and we'll take care of the blow-out."
+
+"Come on, hurry up, a scout is supposed to be prepared," piped
+up a natty scout wearing the bronze cross.
+
+"Where's all the food?" the scoutmaster asked, glancing at the
+empty counter. "We were led to suppose--"
+
+"Don't you know what a shortage is?" Pee-Wee piped up in sheer
+desperation.
+
+"We know what a shorty is," one of the party shot back.
+
+"You don't expect us to eat a shortage, do you?" another said.
+"Come ahead, hurry up, a scout isn't supposed to be cruel. You can
+always depend on scout signs that you find in the woods. A scout
+that puts scout signs--"
+
+"Those are different kinds of signs!" Pee-Wee shouted. "Those
+are trail signs. You think you're so smart! That shows how much
+you know about--about--"
+
+"Three strikes out," one of the scouts shouted. "About--about
+industrial conditions," Pee-Wee concluded. "Don't you know what
+a--a--what'd you call it--a--"
+
+"Yes, that's what you call it," a scout laughed.
+
+"Don't you know what a reconstruction period is?" Pee-Wee fairly
+yelled, amid uncontrollable laughter. "If something happens like a
+war--or a--a bridge burning down--or something--or other--that makes
+business conditions--what'd you call it--it makes them all kind
+of upside down, doesn't it? Sometimes--kind of--things are hard to
+get. Everybody knows that."
+
+"We can see it," a scout said.
+
+By this time the scoutmaster was laughing heartily but with the
+greatest good humor. Pee-Wee continued bravely, to the great
+amusement of the party.
+
+"Gee whiz, nobody ever came along this road. You admit that scouts
+are hungry, don't you?"
+
+"We proclaim it," said the scoutmaster.
+
+"I ate a lot of the stuff and my aunt wouldn't cook any more
+stuff for us because nobody ever came and it got stale and I ate
+too much of it, that's what she said. So now, anyway, we're going
+to start in again because the business world--and we're--we're going
+to speed up production."
+
+"All right, speed up the auto and good luck to you," the scout
+with the bronze cross said. He seemed to be a patrol leader.
+
+There was a little fraternal chat before this boisterous troop
+moved on and all seemed interested in Pee-Wee and his enterprise.
+They were on their way to camp somewhere down the line. "You'll
+succeed all right," they called back to him, "only be sure to have
+plenty of stuff on hand when we come back in a couple of weeks or
+we'll kill you."
+
+"Do you like waffles and honey?" the proprietor shouted after them.
+
+"We've got the bees working overtime for us," a scout called back.
+
+"I'll have a lot of those--ten cents each," Pee-Wee announced. "Do
+you like clam chowder?" he called, raising his voice to cover the
+increasing distance.
+
+"Don't you make us hungry," one called back.
+
+"Good luck to you, you'll make it a go all right."
+
+"I'm lucky, I always have good luck," the small optimist screamed
+at the top of his voice. "Do you like peanut taffy? Do you like hot
+corn," he added, fairly yelling this sudden inspiration after the
+departing sufferers; "with butter and pepper on it; do you like that?
+I'll have some!"
+
+These were the last words they heard as the big car moved slowly
+over the rocky, grass-grown road. They are good words to end a
+chapter with--hot corn with pepper and butter on it. ...
+
+Oh, boy!
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXX
+
+ PAID IN FULL
+
+Pee-Wee was just about to make a frantic rush to the house when
+he saw another automobile coming along the road, brushing the projecting
+foliage aside as some stealthily advancing creature might do. Not far
+behind it he could hear other ears grinding along that impossible road
+in second gear.
+
+The world seemed to be making a pathway, of rather a highway,
+to Pee-Wee's door. The sequestered, overgrown road, with its
+intertwined and overarching boughs, was become a surging thoroughfare.
+The birds, formally unmolested in their wonted haunts, complained to
+one another of this sudden intrusion into their domains. Away back
+where this obscure road branched off the highway to furnish the
+unfrequented access to Everdoze and Berryville, a sign had been placed
+that morning with an arrow pointing toward the depths of the Everdoze
+jungle.
+
+ DETOUR -->
+
+ HIGHWAY CLOSED. FOLLOW
+ YELLOW ARROWS.
+
+These yellow arrows appeared at intervals along the Everdoze road,
+thus guiding the motorist back to the highway at a point a mile or two
+below the gap where the bridge had been. Everdoze was on the map now
+in dead earnest. The little hamlet nestling in its wooded valley was
+destined to review such a procession of Pierce-Arrows, and Packards,
+and Cadillacs, aye and Fords and jitney busses, as it had never
+dreamed of in all its humble career.
+
+Who was responsible for this? Or was accident responsible? Who,
+if anyone, by the mere touching of a match had started a blaze which,
+would illuminate poor little Everdoze? Everdoze had gone to bed
+(at eight P. M.) in obscurity. It had awakened to find itself
+dragged into the light of day. Already Constable Bungel was devising
+a formidable code of "traffic regulations"--traps and snares to catch
+the prosperous and make them pay tribute as they passed along.
+
+As early as seven o'clock that vigilant agent of the peace had
+placed a sign in front of the post office (where he was wont to
+loiter) reading, "NO PARKING HERE." But all the while he hoped that
+the unwary would park there and pay the three dollars and costs.
+
+But of all the signs which appeared in Everdoze on that day when
+fate, like an alarm clock, had awakened it out of its slumber, there
+was one which thrilled the soul of Pee-Wee Harris and caused
+consternation to everybody else. This appeared in front of the
+"Town Hall" and at a number of other strategic places in and out
+of the village.
+
+"Come and read it! Come and read it!" shouted little Silas Knapp
+as he madly intercepted Pee-Wee who, as I have said, was about to run
+to the house. "It's a monolopy or somethin' like that--Mr. Drowser says
+so! Come and read it!"
+
+So before going to the house Pee-Wee went and read it. He did not
+know that the stern phraseology had been penned ever so tenderly and
+with a twinkle in the eye, of the writer. He did not know that it was
+a tribute (or shall we say the repayment of a good turn?) to the little
+red-headed girl, who, all unaware of this hubbub, was sleeping in her
+little bedroom under the eaves. Strange that such a little girl could
+thus shake her fist by proxy at the grasping villagers!
+
+ NOTICE
+
+ The property on both sides of the road
+ from two miles north of the Everdoze line to
+ the boundary of Ebenezer Quig's farm, is of
+ private ownership.
+
+ Anyone attempting to sell or vend or who
+ erects any tent or shack for such purpose upon
+ said property will be prosecuted to the full
+ extent of the law.
+
+ IRA C. JENSEN.
+
+So Pepsy had kept her word after all, her one poor little
+investment of kindness had paid a hundred percent dividend, and
+the partners were the owners of a monopoly, or a monolopy, whichever
+you choose to call it.
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXXI
+
+ CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE
+
+Along the road and over the stone wall and straight across the
+bed of tiger-lilies sped Pee-Wee, using his own particular mode of
+scout pace, patent not applied for. Across the side porch and into
+the kitchen he went, pell-mell, shouting in a voice to crack the
+heavens.
+
+"It's a monolopy--I mean a monopoly! We've got a monopoly! Where's
+everybody? Hey, Aunt Jamsiah, where are you? Where's Uncle Eb? Hurry
+up and make some doughnuts? There's a detour! Cars--hundreds of
+cars--from the highway--they're coming along the road. You ought to
+see. Where's the ice-pick? Can I have some lemons? Are there any
+cookies left? I left two on the plate last night. Where's the
+sugar so I can--"
+
+He paused in his frenzy of haste and enthusiasm as Aunt Jamsiah
+opened the sitting room door, very quietly and seriously.
+
+"Shh, come in here, Walter," she said.
+
+Her manner, kind, gentle, but serious, disconcerted Pee-Wee and
+chilled his enthusiasm. The very fact that he was summoned into the
+sitting room seemed ominous for that holy of holies was never used;
+not more than once or twice in Pee-Wee's recollection had his own
+dusty shoes stood upon that sacred oval-shaped rag carpet. Never
+before had he found himself within reaching distance of that plush
+album that stood on its wire holder on the marble table.
+
+This solemn apartment was the only room in the house that had a
+floor covering and the fact that Pee-Wee could not hear his own
+foot-falls agitated him strangely. Uncle Eb sat in the corner near
+the melodeon looking strangely out of place in his ticking overalls.
+
+"Is--is she--dead?" Pee-Wee whispered fearfully.
+
+"Sit down, Walter," said Aunt Jamsiah; "no, she isn't dead, she's
+better."
+
+Uncle Eb said nothing, only watched Pee-Wee keenly.
+
+Pee-Wee seated himself, feeling very uncomfortable.
+
+"Walter," said his aunt, "something very serious has happened and
+I'm going to ask one or two questions. You will tell me the truth,
+won't you?"
+
+"I'll answer fer him doin' that," said Uncle Eb.
+
+"Sure I will," said Pee-Wee proudly.
+
+"Walter, do you know what Pepsy's secret was? You remember she
+said she had a secret that would make lots and lots of people come
+and buy things from you?"
+
+"Girls are--" Pee-Wee began. He was going to say they were crazy,
+but remembering the one that lay upstairs he caught himself up and
+said, "they're kind of--they think they have big ideas when they
+haven't. I should worry about their secrets."
+
+"But some of Pepsy's ideas and plans have been very big, Walter,"
+his aunt said ruefully. "You see we know her better than you do. She's
+very, very queer; I'm afraid no one understands her."
+
+"I understand her," said Pee-Wee. "She believes in bad luck days."
+
+Aunt Jamsiah paused a moment, considering; then she went straight
+to the point. "Pepsy wants to do right, dear, but she will do wrong
+in order to do right--sometimes. We have always been a little fearful
+of her for that reason. She--she can't argue in her own mind and consider
+things as--as you do."
+
+"I know lots of dandy arguments," Pee-Wee announced.
+
+"You know, Walter, her father was a--he was a--not a very good man.
+And Pepsy is--queer. Last night she made a dreadful mess in the cellar.
+She was at the kerosene; oh, it makes me just sick to think of it.
+She had some rags soaked with kerosene. Some of them were found out
+by the well. The others--" Aunt Jamsiah lifted her handkerchief to her
+eyes and wept for a moment, silently.
+
+"What others?" Pee-Wee asked.
+
+"The ones that were used to set fire to the bridge, dear. Oh, it's
+terrible to think of it. Poor, poor Pepsy. That is what is bringing
+lots and lots of people along our road to-day, Walter. Pepsy was found
+lying unconscious near the bridge. She had kerosene all over her. One
+charred rag was found over there. It just makes me--it makes me--"
+
+Pee-Wee arose and laid one hand on the back of the hair-cloth
+chair. He, too, was concerned now.
+
+"You--you didn't tell her--you didn't blame--accuse her--did you?"
+he asked.
+
+"No, I didn't," his aunt breathed worriedly.
+
+"I asked her to tell me all about last night and she would tell
+me nothing. She said that the planks on the bridge tormented her.
+To almost everything I asked her she said, 'I won't tell.' She is
+very, very stubborn; she was always so."
+
+"Because, anyway," Pee-Wee said, alluding to his former query,
+"if anybody says she burned down the bridge on purpose it's a lie.
+I don't care who says it, it's a lie. She's--she's my partner--and
+it's a lie. If--even--if the minister says it, it's a lie!"
+
+"Listen, my dear boy," said his aunt kindly. "I'm not angry with
+Pepsy, poor child. I'm not accusing her, and you mustn't talk about
+the Rev. Mr. Gloomer telling lies. Pepsy tried to burn down the
+orphan home once, for some trifling grievance. We can't take the
+responsibility of the poor child any longer. I'm afraid that any
+minute Beriah Bungel will want to take her--arrest her. I know she's
+your partner, dear, but it would be better for us to send her back
+to the state home where she will probably be kept than to let her
+be arrested. I don't think she knew what she was doing, poor, poor
+child--"
+
+Aunt Jamsiah broke down completely, crying in her handkerchief.
+So Uncle Eb finished what little there was to say.
+
+"We had to send fer 'em, Walter," said he. "She'll be better
+off there fer a spell, I reckon. I ain't so sure about her doin'
+it, though it looks bad. Least ways, she didn't know what she was
+doing. But don't you worry--"
+
+Pee-Wee did not wait to hear more. He just could not stand there.
+
+"When--when are they--coming?" he asked. "I reckon to--morrow, boy.
+Now, you look here--."
+
+But Pee-Wee had gone.
+
+Up the narrow, boxed-in stairs he went, never asking permission.
+He could see nothing but a big enclosed wagon, dark inside, with
+Pepsy inside it. He had no more idea what he was going to do that
+day than the man in the moon. But he knew what he was going to do
+that very minute. When a scout makes up his mind to do a thing. ...
+
+Into the little room under the eaves he strode, his eyes
+glistening, but his heart staunch and his resolve indomitable.
+And she smiled when she saw him. She was sitting up and she looked
+ever so little in her nightclothes and ever so plain with her tightly
+braided red hair. But her eyes were clear and she smiled when she
+looked at him. ...
+
+"I won't tell anybody where I went," she said, "because I was a
+smarty and I thought I could make somebody do a good turn ever
+so--ever so big. And they'd only laugh at me if I told them what
+it was. So I'm not going to be a tell-tale cat."
+
+"Pep," he said, "it shows that you're right because lots and lots
+of automobiles are coming along our road since the old bridge burned
+down and it's a detour and that means hundreds and hundreds of them
+have to go past our refreshment place and we're going to make lots
+of money. And I thought of a dandy idea, it's what they call an
+inspiration. We're going to name the place Pepsy Rest, because Pepsy
+will remind people to buy chewing gum, because that has pepsin in it
+and as soon as you're all well we'll start in and keep on being
+partners, because we have a monopoly. Do you know what that is? It's
+when you can sell all you want of something and nobody else can sell
+it. ...
+
+"Mr. Jensen, he put up a sign, and he said no one should sell
+things on his property and he owns all the property along the road,
+and you bet everybody is scared of him. So now we're going to have a
+great big business and we began as poor boys, I mean girls, I mean a
+boy and a girl. So don't you believe anything that anybody tells you,
+not even--not even Aunt Jamsiah. Because you know how I told you I
+was a good fixer and I'm always lucky, you have to admit that."
+
+"Can I be the one to count the money?" Pepsy asked.
+
+"Sure, and I'll be the one to eat what's left of the things that
+won't keep," said Pee-Wee. "Only don't you worry no matter what you
+hear--"
+
+She was on the point of telling him how Mr. Jensen had done his
+good turn after all, and all about what she remembered of the
+previous night. But she decided that she was not going to have a
+boy laughing at her and put it within his power to call her a
+tell-tale cat some day. So instead she threw her arms around him
+and said, "Oh goody, goody!"
+
+You know how girls do.
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXXII
+
+ THE CLEW
+
+ Pee-Wee never knew until now how much he cared about his little
+companion of the summer and how little he cared about their roadside
+enterprise except so far as she was concerned in it. All morning the
+almost continuous procession passed along the road reviewed by a
+gaping assemblage on the platform in front of the post office. Many
+motorists who read the enticing promises along the way paused for
+refreshment only to find the little rustic shelter bare and deserted.
+
+But they were not the only ones to be disappointed. Upon the front
+porch of Doctor Killem's house there sat in a wheel chair the queerest
+little figure ever seen outside of a soup advertisement. He was of the
+kewpie type, all head and eyes, and he had a kind of ridiculous air of
+stern authority about him as he sat all bundled up in blankets soberly
+reviewing the passing cars. So odd and gnomelike was he that he might
+have stepped out of the pages of "Alice in Wonderland." He would have
+made a good radiator ornament on an automobile.
+
+This, you will know, was little Whitie Bungel, who seemed not
+at all disconcerted at being elsewhere than in his own home. He had
+been moved about so much without any exertion on his own part that
+he was quite at home anywhere.
+
+Though Pee-Wee had spoken in high hope to Pepsy about their
+unexpected and glowing prospects, he was haunted by thoughts of
+the terrible thing which was to happen on the morrow. Pepsy was
+to be taken away, back to the big brick building which she hated,
+just as the planks of the old bridge had foretold;
+
+Pee-Wee's loyalty was so staunch that he did not even consider
+the things his aunt had said. He was going to save Pepsy from that
+place and make her the sharer of the fortune that was within their
+grasp. He made this resolve with the same generous impulse as that
+which had caused him to put two hundred and fifty dollars within
+the reach of Mr. Bungel who had boxed his ears.
+
+"I'm lucky," he said to himself as he trudged down to the post
+office; "I'll fix things all right. I'll show them; I don't care,
+I'll show them. They won't take her back to that place, not while
+I'm around."
+
+He did not know how he was going to prevent this but he had
+unbounded faith in his capacity to fix things and in his good luck.
+
+So, as he trudged along, stepping out of the way of many cars, he
+came to the home of Doctor Killem.
+
+"Hello, soldier," piped up a little thin voice upon the porch.
+
+ "I'm not a soldier," said Pee-Wee.
+
+"My father can arrest people," said the little gnome, looking
+straight ahead of him.
+
+"That doesn't prove I'm a soldier," said Pee-Wee.
+
+"You've got a uniform," said the gnome. "I'm not afraid of
+soldiers. My father's got a lot of money, he's got two hundred
+and fifty dollars and I'm not going to get dead."
+
+"Where's your father?" Pee-Wee asked.
+
+"He's up the road and he's going to catch people and put them
+in jail."
+
+"Is he?"
+
+"Why do you say 'Is he?' I didn't go to the hospital last
+night. Do you want to know why?" He asked questions as if they
+were riddles.
+
+"Yes, why?" Pee-Wee asked, half interested.
+
+"Because the bridge burned down. Do you like bridges?"
+
+"It isn't a question of whether a person likes them or not,"
+Pee-Wee said; preoccupied with his own sorrow and worry, yet
+amused in spite of himself at this queer little fellow.
+
+"Yes it is," said Whitie Bungel.
+
+"All right then, it is," said Pee-Wee.
+
+"Why did you say it wasn't?"
+
+"Oh, I don't know, I guess I was thinking of something else."
+
+"What were you thinking of?"
+
+"Oh, I don't know--nothing."
+
+"Why did you say you were?"
+
+"You didn't tell me about why you didn't go to the hospital last
+night."
+
+"I can see things that other folks can't see," Whitie announced.
+
+"You're like Licorice Stick," said Pee-Wee.
+
+"He's black," Whitie said.
+
+"I know he is."
+
+"Then how am I like him? I'm white. My name is Whitie."
+
+Pee-Wee felt like a prisoner at the bar of justice with this
+little personage swathed in blankets, staring down at him. His
+wrappings covered his neck and all that could be seen of him was
+his face, perfectly motionless. Finally he said as if he were
+pronouncing sentence.
+
+"Doctor Killem took me in his auto. We had to turn around and come
+back when we came to the bridge burning down. He's going to take me
+another way. I saw a man getting dead,"
+
+"Where?" Pee-Wee asked, his interest somewhat aroused,
+
+"Will you give me that tin thing if I tell you?"
+
+"That isn't a tin thing, it's a compass, it tells you which way to go.
+
+"Can it talk?"
+
+"No, it can't talk."
+
+"Then how can it tell you?"
+
+"It points its finger."
+
+"You're crazy."
+
+"All right," Pee-Wee laughed in spite of himself. "You tell me
+about the man getting dead and I'll give you the tin thing."
+
+"He was lying down in the bushes and wriggling."
+
+"Where? Near the bridge?" Pee-Wee asked.
+
+"Doctor Killem didn't see him and he laughed at me. He said I was
+seeing things. Can you wriggle? I looked back out of the window and
+saw him."
+
+"Did you tell your father about it?" Pee-Wee asked, hardly
+knowing what to think of this information.
+
+"My mother made him give her the two hundred and fifty dollars
+so I wouldn't get dead. Do you know what I'm going to be when I grow up?"
+
+"No; what?"
+
+"A giant."
+
+"Well, you'd better hurry up about it."
+
+"Do you know where my father got that two hundred and fifty dollars?"
+
+"Where?"
+
+"It was a prize for catching thieves. You can't catch thieves."
+
+"I know it," Pee-Wee said.
+
+"Are you going to be a thief when you grow up?"
+
+"No, I guess not," said Pee-Wee.
+
+"You can have three guesses."
+
+"All right, I guess not three times. Now, tell me if you told your
+father about seeing that man getting dead."
+
+"Yes, and he said I'm always seeing things; everybody says that.
+Maybe I'll get dead when it rains."
+
+"Don't you believe it," Pee-Wee said; "Licorice Stick's been
+telling you that. Didn't you say you were going to be a giant first?"
+
+"You're not a giant."
+
+Alas, Pee-Wee knew this only too well. He knew too that it would
+be quite impossible to get anything in the way of a connected
+narrative out of this stern little autocrat. Whether he had actually
+been "seeing things" or had only seen something in his queer little
+inner life, who should say? Evidently no one took him very seriously.
+And this fact did not seem to trouble him at all. Removing the
+compass cord from about his neck, Pee-Wee advanced to proffer his
+second gift to the Bungel family. Little did that stiff, serious
+little figure know that the much-needed money which Mrs. Bungel had
+been wise enough to take from her husband, had come from the same
+source. Pee-Wee searched in vain for any sign of hands in those
+enveloping blankets. There were no hands, there seemed to be no
+body even; just two eyes looking straight ahead as if their owner
+were not going to assist at all in the transfer of the little gift.
+So Pee-Wee laid the compass on the porch rail.
+
+"There you are," he said; "that needle always points to the north."
+
+The two severe eyes stared down at the compass on the rail but
+their owner made no attempt to reach it as Pee-Wee started off. If
+Pee-Wee had not been so worried and preoccupied he would have thought
+that he had never seen anything so absurdly amusing in all his life.
+
+"Come back and say good-by," the little voice commanded.
+
+Pee-Wee returned and stood in the exact spot where he had stood
+before and said, "Good-by." Although the little pale face did not
+turn the fraction of an inch, the staring eyes followed Pee-Wee as
+he went along the road.
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXXIII
+
+ THE TRAMPLED TRAIL
+
+Pee-Wee felt as if he were emerging from some enchanted spot in
+the "Arabian Nights," abounding with giants and men "getting dead."
+He had no more belief in what this imperious little imp had told him
+than he had in the predictions of Licorice Stick, or the homely
+superstitions of Pepsy.
+
+Indeed, if he had thought seriously of these erratic snapshot
+bits of information about figures wriggling in the dark and "getting
+dead" he would never have mentioned these things to Licorice Stick
+whom he ran plunk into as that aggregation of rags and nonsense sat
+upon a stone wall up the road engaged in the profitable occupation
+of watching the passing cars. Licorice Stick's business was
+contemplating the world and he always attended strictly to business.
+
+"Lordy me!" he said, rolling his eyes, "you don' go nowheres
+that kid 'e tell you. Dat wrigglin' man, he no man, he a sperrit.
+Don' you go near dat bridge, you get a spell. Yo keep away f'm dat
+bridge."
+
+How much this had to do with Pee-Wee's actually going to the
+scene of the fire it would be hard to say. If he had not talked
+with Whitie he probably would not have gone. At all events, he had
+nothing else to do and he wanted to think. So he followed the trail
+through the woods to the highway.
+
+It seemed quite probable that Whitie's jerky sentences were about
+true, that the doctor had been compelled to turn back by reason of
+the burning bridge. The fact that Whitie was holding his imperial
+court on the doctor's porch made this part of his story seem true.
+
+Perhaps it would be about right to say that little Whitie's
+spasmodic announcements directed Pee-Wee in his idle wanderings on
+that morning when he was fearful and sick at heart.
+
+Long afterwards he remembered with interest that it was little
+Whitie Bungel (for whose recovery he had sacrificed two hundred and
+fifty dollars and not a little glory) who put him in the way of
+the terrible discovery that he made on that fateful day. And the
+funny thing about it was that the little gnome had given the clue
+to his benefactor and not his father who knew nothing about the
+frightful revelation of that morning until it was all over.
+
+So perhaps there is a little god of good turns after all, who,
+all unseen, administers punches in the nose and pays back two
+hundred and fifty dollar gifts and so forth, and has the time of
+his life watching how these things work out. Or a "pay back sperrit"
+as Licorice Stick might have called him. ...
+
+As Pee-Wee approached the scene of the fire he saw in the bushes
+something which caught his eye. This was a torn fragment of clothing.
+The bushes were trampled down at the spot. It was not hard for the
+scout to follow this line of trampled brush which was so disordered
+that he thought it could not have been caused by a walking or fleeing
+person. It was well away from the area where the men had fought the
+flames.
+
+Here and there something brown and sticky on the leaves caught
+the scout's eye. Some one had crawled stealthily through here. Or
+else dragged himself through. Pee-Wee shuddered at this thought.
+He examined the trampled channel more carefully. And from this
+examination he was satisfied of one fact which made him uneasy,
+apprehensive.
+
+The weight which had crushed the bush down had been a prone, dead
+weight. At intervals of perhaps three or four feet were gathered
+wounded strands of the tall grass, as if some groping hand had
+reached ahead, gathering and pulling on them. Pulling a helpless
+weight. Pee-Wee knew this for he saw with the eyes of a scout.
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXXIV
+
+ THE TRAIL'S END
+
+This trampled channel petered out in a comparatively bare area
+across which was more brush. Almost hidden in this was a tumbled-down
+shack, hardly bigger than a closet, in which boys who had been wont
+to dive from the old bridge had donned their bathing suits. It had
+been thrown together as a storage place for fishing tackle and crab
+nets and these latter, rotten and gray with age still hung in the
+dank, musty place.
+
+Pee-Wee paused a moment, irresolute, nervous. He had a strange
+feeling, a feeling of apprehension which amounted to a certainty.
+And as he paused two charred bits of timber from the old bridge,
+still held together by a rusty brace, creaked, and the creaking
+seemed loud in the stillness of desolation.
+
+A rusty can, the discarded receptacle of bait, lay at his feet,
+and in his hesitation and transient fear, he kicked it, and followed
+it, kicking it again. Then, banishing such cracked-up excuses for
+delay he put aside his fears and went around the tiny shelter to
+where the rotted door hung loose upon one broken hinge.
+
+Within lay a human figure. The hair was wet and matted and
+prickly leaves were stuck in it. The face was streaked with
+blood, the clothes were torn. One of the legs lay in a very
+unnatural attitude. The eyes were wide open and staring with a
+glassy look at some rough fishing rods which lay across the rafters
+above. One of the arms was outstretched and the hand lay open as if
+its owner were saying, "Here I am, you see." There was something
+very appalling about that dumb attitude of speech and welcome when
+the voice and the eyes could not speak. For he had "got dead," this
+poor troubled creature "got dead" after committing one hideous
+crime to hide another.
+
+The people in the nearest house along the now deserted highway
+came at Pee-Wee's breathless summons and gazed down silently but
+would not touch the figure with outstretched arm and opened hand
+that seemed to say, "Step in, you're welcome, here I am."
+
+So they called the coroner and the body of Deadwood Gamely was borne
+away and it was soon known that he had died from injuries received
+in falling down the embankment which he was scrambling up after
+setting fire to one of the supports of the old bridge.
+
+He had not done this horrible thing willfully, at least not
+for money to spend. That very day a warrant was issued for his
+arrest in Baxter City for embezzlement of funds which he had stolen
+from the bank in which he had been employed. But the angel of death
+had traveled faster than the law.
+
+That the contractors, or one of them, who wished to benefit the
+county with a modern bridge had offered Gamely pay to do this
+dreadful deed of arson seemed certain. But it seemed equally certain
+that the wretched boy had balked at this frightful enterprise,
+putting it off from day to day, until discovery and arrest for his
+other crime stared him in the face. He had waited till the very night
+before the day on which his petty thefts would be revealed. Then in
+frantic desperation he had taken this only means of acquiring a sum
+of money quickly. No one could say this for a certainty.
+
+But in a story where we have witnessed so many good turns may we
+not dismiss poor Deadwood Gamely and his tragic end from our thoughts
+with the hope, nay, even the confidence, that his second crime was not
+a deed of willing choice? There was more money misappropriated by Tom,
+Dick and Harry, before the new steel bridge was up than ever poor
+Deadwood Gamely, with his silly clothes and hat, would have dared
+to steal. And so the tax rate went up and Commissioner
+Somebody--or--other got a new automobile and County Engineer Grabson
+built a big house and so on, and so on, and so on.
+
+But before the new million-dollar bridge was finished the Pepsy
+Roadside Rest was flourishing as the only real "monolopy" in Everdoze.
+
+
+ CHAPTER XXXV
+
+ EXIT
+
+So it befell that the big black wagon belonging to the brick
+orphan home came and turned around and went back again. It got in
+the way of all the automobiles that were headed for The Home of Fresh
+Doughnuts (a new sign) and was a nuisance generally. The men who drove
+it didn't buy so much as a gumdrop.
+
+But what cared the partners? For such a business were they doing
+as would make the Standard Oil Company turn green with envy. Their
+financial rating was so high that you couldn't see it without a
+telescope. Every time there was a strike over at the new bridge the
+partners reaped a profit from the delay. Thus labor unconsciously put
+business in the way of monopolies.
+
+And so the great enterprise prospered. The advertising department
+had now two steady employees--Licorice Stick and Wiggle. Licorice Stick
+covered the road up as far as Berryville with a huge placard hung from
+his neck. Wiggle proudly flew an inflated balloon from his tail bearing
+the appropriate reminder HOT DOGS AT THE PEPSY REST.
+
+One evening, oh, it must have been about six o'clock, the weary
+partners were closing up their little shack for the night. Pepsy was
+counting the money and Pee-Wee was eating the cookies that were left
+over. For he was conscientious and must open shop with a fresh supply
+each day. Sometimes he would have a dozen or more to eat, but he did
+it bravely--from a sense of duty. A scout is dutiful.
+
+Presently there hove in sight a large figure, walking.
+
+"Oh, it's Mr. Jensen," said Pepsy; "hurry up and finish the
+cookies or he'll want them; he always does that."
+
+Mr. Jensen came up mopping his forehead.
+
+"Any lemonade left?" he asked.
+
+"There's about one glass," Pee-Wee said.
+
+In accordance with his invariable daily custom, Mr. Jensen bought
+up the remainder of stock, drank several glasses of cider, and chatted
+with the partners.
+
+"Ain't heard of any rivals, have you?" he asked. "We've got the whole
+detour eating out of our hands," said Pee-Wee, which was literally true.
+
+"Makin' money fast, huh? You takin' good care of this little gal
+of mine?"
+
+Pepsy smiled at him and he put his arm around her and kissed her
+and said, "If he don't take good care of you, you just come and let
+me know ."
+
+Then he winked at Pee-Wee.
+
+When he was gone something reminded Pee-Wee to look into the big
+lemonade cooler and make sure that it was empty. It was not quite
+empty, there being about ten lemon pits, a slice of rind, and a small
+piece of ice left in the bottom of it. But this was worth going after
+and Pee-Wee went after it. With all his strength he raised the goodly
+cooler to a position above his head and tilted it to his mouth. His
+arms trembled under its weight, and his hands slipped upon its cold,
+beady sides. The several drops of highly diluted lemonade trickled
+down into his mouth but the flavory pits and rind remained at bay at
+the bottom of the cooler.
+
+They would not roll but they might fall. Pee-Wee held the cooler
+up to a perfectly perpendicular position above his upturned face.
+Then, oh, horrors! The wet cooler slipped through his hands and the
+curly head of Pee-Wee Harris disappeared within it. If the postman
+who found him wrestling valiantly with a banana and clinging with
+the other hand, could only have seen him in this new and terrible
+predicament!
+
+And thus the curly head and terribly frowning countenance of
+Scout Harris disappears out of our story into a new realm of joy. ...
+
+
+
+ THE END
+
+
+
+Other books by Percy Keese Fitzhugh (7 Sep 1876 - 5 Jul 1950). Note
+that characters from each series crossover to or are mentioned in the
+others.
+
+ 1 - Pee-Wee Harris - 1922
+ 2 - Pee-Wee Harris On The Trail - 1922
+ 3 - Pee-Wee Harris In Camp - 1922
+ 4 - Pee-Wee Harris In Luck - 1922
+ 5 - Pee-Wee Harris Adrift - 1922
+ 6 - Pee-Wee Harris F.O.B. Bridgeboro - 1923
+ 7 - Pee-Wee Harris: Fixer - 1924
+ 8 - Pee-Wee Harris As Good As His Word - 1925
+ 9 - Pee-Wee Harris: Mayor for a Day - 1926
+10 - Pee-Wee Harris and The Sunken Treasure - 1927
+11 - Pee-Wee Harris On The Briny Deep - 1928
+12 - Pee-Wee Harris In Darkest Africa - 1929
+13 - Pee-Wee Harris Turns Detective - 1930
+
+ 1 - Roy Blakeley - 1920
+ 2 - Roy Blakeley's Adventures in Camp - 1920
+ 3 - Roy Blakeley Pathfinder - 1920
+ 4 - Roy Blakeley's Camp On Wheels - 1920
+ 5 - Roy Blakeley's Silver Fox Patrol - 1920
+ 6 - Roy Blakeley's Motor Caravan - 1921
+ 7 - Roy Blakeley Lost Strayed or Stolen - 1921
+ 8 - Roy Blakeley's Bee-line Hike - 1922
+ 9 - Roy Blakeley at The Haunted Camp - 1922
+10 - Roy Blakeley's Funny-Bone Hike - 1923
+11 - Roy Blakeley's Tangled Trail - 1924
+12 - Roy Blakeley on the Mohawk Trail - 1925
+13 - Roy Blakeley's Elastic Hike - 1926
+14 - Roy Blakeley's Roundabout Hike - 1927
+15 - Roy Blakeley's Happy-Go-Lucky Hike - 1928
+16 - Roy Blakeley's Go-As-You Please Hike - 1929
+
+ 1 - Tom Slade - Boy Scout - 1915
+ 2 - Tom Slade At Temple Camp - 1917
+ 3 - Tom Slade On The River - 1917
+ 4 - Tom Slade With The Colors - 1918
+ 5 - Tom Slade On A Transport - 1918
+ 6 - Tom Slade With The Boys Over There - 1918
+ 7 - Tom Slade' Motor-cycle Dispatch Bearer - 1918
+ 8 - Tom Slade With The Flying Corps - 1919
+ 9 - Tom Slade at Black Lake - 1920
+10 - Tom Slade On Mystery Trail - 1921
+11 - Tom Slade's Double Dare - 1922
+12 - Tom Slade On Overlook Mountain - 1923
+13 - Tom Slade Picks a Winner - 1924
+14 - Tom Slade At Bear Mountain - 1925
+15 - Tom Slade: Forest Ranger - 1926
+16 - Tom Slade At Shadow Isle - 1928
+17 - Tom Slade In The North Woods - 1927
+18 - Tom Slade in the Haunted Cavern - 1929
+19 - Tom Slade Parachute Jumper - 1930
+
+ 1 - Westy Martin - 1924
+ 2 - Westy Martin In The Yellowstone - 1924
+ 3 - Westy Martin In The Rockies - 1925
+ 4 - Westy Martin On The Santa Fe Trail - 1926
+ 5 - Westy Martin On The Old Indian Trail - 1928
+ 6 - Westy Martin In The Land Of The Purple Sage - 1929
+ 7 - Westy Martin On The Mississippi - 1930
+ 8 - Westy Martin In The Sierras - 1931
+
+
+
+
+
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