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+Title: The Love of Ulrich Nebendahl
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+Author: Jerome K. Jerome
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+THE LOVE OF ULRICH NEBENDAHL
+
+By Jerome K. Jerome
+
+Author of "Paul Kelver," "Three Men in a Boat," etc., etc.
+
+NEW YORK DODD, MEAD & COMPANY 1909
+
+
+COPYRIGHT, 1904, BY JEROME K. JEROME COPYRIGHT, 1908, BY DODD, MEAD &
+COMPANY Published, September, 1908
+
+
+
+
+THE LOVE OF ULRICH NEBENDAHL
+
+Perhaps of all, it troubled most the Herr Pfarrer. Was he not the father
+of the village? And as such did it not fall to him to see his children
+marry well and suitably? marry in any case. It was the duty of every
+worthy citizen to keep alive throughout the ages the sacred hearth fire,
+to rear up sturdy lads and honest lassies that would serve God, and
+the Fatherland. A true son of Saxon soil was the Herr Pastor
+Winckelmann--kindly, simple, sentimental.
+
+"Why, at your age, Ulrich--at your age," repeated the Herr Pastor,
+setting down his beer and wiping with the back of his hand his large
+uneven lips, "I was the father of a family--two boys and a girl. You
+never saw her, Ulrich; so sweet, so good. We called her Maria." The Herr
+Pfarrer sighed and hid his broad red face behind the raised cover of his
+pewter pot.
+
+"They must be good fun in a house, the little ones," commented Ulrich,
+gazing upward with his dreamy eyes at the wreath of smoke ascending from
+his long-stemmed pipe. "The little ones, always my heart goes out to
+them."
+
+"Take to yourself a wife," urged the Herr Pfarrer. "It is your duty. The
+good God has given to you ample means. It is not right that you should
+lead this lonely life. Bachelors make old maids; things of no use."
+
+"That is so," Ulrich agreed. "I have often said the same unto myself. It
+would be pleasant to feel one was not working merely for oneself."
+
+"Elsa, now," went on the Herr Pfarrer, "she is a good child, pious and
+economical. The price of such is above rubies."
+
+Ulrich's face lightened with a pleasant smile. "Aye, Elsa is a good
+girl," he answered. "Her little hands--have you ever noticed them, Herr
+Pastor--so soft and dimpled."
+
+The Pfarrer pushed aside his empty pot and leaned his elbows on the
+table.
+
+"I think--I do not think--she would say no. Her mother, I have reason
+to believe--Let me sound them--discreetly." The old pastor's red
+face glowed redder, yet with pleasurable anticipation; he was a born
+matchmaker.
+
+But Ulrich the wheelwright shuffled in his chair uneasily.
+
+"A little longer," he pleaded. "Let me think it over. A man should not
+marry without first being sure he loves. Things might happen. It would
+not be fair to the maiden."
+
+The Herr Pfarrer stretched his hand across the table and laid it upon
+Ulrich's arm.
+
+"It is Hedwig; twice you walked home with her last week."
+
+"It is a lonesome way for a timid maiden; and there is the stream to
+cross," explained the wheelwright.
+
+For a moment the Herr Pastor's face had clouded, but now it cleared
+again.
+
+"Well, well, why not? Elsa would have been better in some respects, but
+Hedwig--ah, yes, she, too, is a good girl a little wild perhaps--it will
+wear off. Have you spoken with her?"
+
+"Not yet."
+
+"But you will?"
+
+Again there fell that troubled look into those dreamy eyes. This time
+it was Ulrich who, laying aside his pipe, rested his great arms upon the
+wooden table.
+
+"Now, how does a man know when he is in love?" asked Ulrich of the
+Pastor who, having been married twice, should surely be experienced upon
+the point. "How should he be sure that it is this woman and no other to
+whom his heart has gone out?"
+
+A commonplace-looking man was the Herr Pastor, short and fat and bald.
+But there had been other days, and these had left to him a voice that
+still was young; and the evening twilight screening the seared face,
+Ulrich heard but the pastor's voice, which was the voice of a boy.
+
+"She will be dearer to you than yourself. Thinking of her, all else will
+be as nothing. For her you would lay down your life."
+
+They sat in silence for a while; for the fat little Herr Pfarrer was
+dreaming of the past; and long, lanky Ulrich Nebendahl, the wheelwright,
+of the future.
+
+That evening, as chance would have it, Ulrich returning to his
+homestead--a rambling mill beside the river, where he dwelt alone with
+ancient Anna--met Elsa of the dimpled hands upon the bridge that spans
+the murmuring Muhlde, and talked a while with her, and said good-night.
+
+How sweet it had been to watch her ox-like eyes shyly seeking his, to
+press her dimpled hand and feel his own great strength. Surely he
+loved her better than he did himself. There could be no doubt of it. He
+pictured her in trouble, in danger from the savage soldiery that came
+and went like evil shadows through these pleasant Saxon valleys, leaving
+death and misery behind them: burnt homesteads; wild-eyed women, hiding
+their faces from the light. Would he not for her sake give his life?
+
+So it was made clear to him that little Elsa was his love.
+
+Until next morning, when, raising his eyes from the whirling saw, there
+stood before him Margot, laughing. Margot, mischief-loving, wayward,
+that would ever be to him the baby he had played with, nursed, and
+comforted. Margot weary! Had he not a thousand times carried her
+sleeping in his arms. Margot in danger! At the mere thought his face
+flushed an angry scarlet.
+
+All that afternoon Ulrich communed with himself, tried to understand
+himself, and could not. For Elsa and Margot and Hedwig were not the only
+ones by a long way. What girl in the village did he not love, if it came
+to that: Liesel, who worked so hard and lived so poorly, bullied by her
+cross-grained granddam. Susanna, plain and a little crotchety, who had
+never had a sweetheart to coax the thin lips into smiles. The little
+ones--for so they seemed to long, lanky Ulrich, with their pleasant
+ways--Ulrich smiled as he thought of them--how should a man love one
+more than another?
+
+The Herr Pfarrer shook his head and sighed.
+
+"That is not love. Gott in Himmel! think what it would lead to? The good
+God never would have arranged things so. You love one; she is the only
+woman in the world for you."
+
+"But you, yourself, Herr Pastor, you have twice been married," suggested
+the puzzled wheelwright.
+
+"But one at a time, Ulrich--one at a time. That is a very different
+thing."
+
+Why should it not come to him, alone among men? Surely it was a
+beautiful thing, this love; a thing worthy of a man, without which a man
+was but a useless devourer of food, cumbering the earth.
+
+So Ulrich pondered, pausing from his work one drowsy summer's afternoon,
+listening to the low song of the waters. How well he knew the winding
+Muhlde's merry voice. He had worked beside it, played beside it all his
+life. Often he would sit and talk to it as to an old friend, reading
+answers in its changing tones.
+
+Trudchen, seeing him idle, pushed her cold nose into his hand. Trudchen
+just now was feeling clever and important. Was she not the mother of the
+five most wonderful puppies in all Saxony? They swarmed about his legs,
+pressing him with their little foolish heads. Ulrich stooped and picked
+up one in each big hand. But this causing jealousy and heartburning,
+laughing, he lay down upon a log. Then the whole five stormed over him,
+biting his hair, trampling with their clumsy paws upon his face; till
+suddenly they raced off in a body to attack a floating feather. Ulrich
+sat up and watched them, the little rogues, the little foolish, helpless
+things, that called for so much care. A mother thrush twittered above
+his head. Ulrich rose and creeping on tiptoe, peeped into the nest. But
+the mother bird, casting one glance towards him, went on with her work.
+Whoever was afraid of Ulrich the wheelwright! The tiny murmuring insects
+buzzed to and fro about his feet. An old man, passing to his evening
+rest, gave him "good-day." A zephyr whispered something to the leaves,
+at which they laughed, then passed upon his way. Here and there a shadow
+crept out from its hiding-place.
+
+"If only I could marry the whole village!" laughed Ulrich to himself.
+
+But that, of course, is nonsense!
+
+The spring that followed let loose the dogs of war again upon the
+blood-stained land, for now all Germany, taught late by common suffering
+forgetfulness of local rivalries, was rushing together in a mighty wave
+that would sweep French feet for ever from their hold on German soil.
+Ulrich, for whom the love of woman seemed not, would at least be the
+lover of his country. He, too, would march among those brave stern
+hearts that, stealing like a thousand rivulets from every German valley,
+were flowing north and west to join the Prussian eagles.
+
+But even love of country seemed denied to Ulrich of the dreamy eyes.
+His wheelwright's business had called him to a town far off. He had been
+walking all the day. Towards evening, passing the outskirts of a wood,
+a feeble cry for help, sounding from the shadows, fell upon his ear.
+Ulrich paused, and again from the sombre wood crept that weary cry of
+pain. Ulrich ran and came at last to where, among the wild flowers and
+the grass, lay prone five human figures. Two of them were of the German
+Landwehr, the other three Frenchmen in the hated uniform of Napoleon's
+famous scouts. It had been some unimportant "affair of outposts," one
+of those common incidents of warfare that are never recorded--never
+remembered save here and there by some sad face unnoticed in the crowd.
+Four of the men were dead; one, a Frenchman was still alive, though
+bleeding copiously from a deep wound in the chest that with a handful of
+dank grass he was trying to staunch.
+
+Ulrich raised him in his arms. The man spoke no German, and Ulrich
+knew but his mother tongue; but when the man, turning towards the
+neighbouring village with a look of terror in his half-glazed eyes,
+pleaded with his hands, Ulrich understood, and lifting him gently
+carried him further into the wood.
+
+He found a small deserted shelter that had been made by
+charcoal-burners, and there on a bed of grass and leaves Ulrich laid
+him; and there for a week all but a day Ulrich tended him and nursed him
+back to life, coming and going stealthily like a thief in the darkness.
+Then Ulrich, who had thought his one desire in life to be to kill all
+Frenchmen, put food and drink into the Frenchman's knapsack and guided
+him half through the night and took his hand; and so they parted.
+
+Ulrich did not return to Alt Waldnitz, that lies hidden in the forest
+beside the murmuring Muhlde. They would think he had gone to the war;
+he would let them think so. He was too great a coward to go back to them
+and tell them that he no longer wanted to fight; that the sound of the
+drum brought to him only the thought of trampled grass where dead men
+lay with curses in their eyes.
+
+So, with head bowed down in shame, to and fro about the moaning land,
+Ulrich of the dreamy eyes came and went, guiding his solitary footsteps
+by the sounds of sorrow, driving away the things of evil where they
+crawled among the wounded, making his way swiftly to the side of pain,
+heedless of the uniform.
+
+Thus one day he found himself by chance near again to forest-girdled
+Waldnitz. He would push his way across the hills, wander through its
+quiet ways in the moonlight while the good folks all lay sleeping. His
+foot-steps quickened as he drew nearer. Where the trees broke he would
+be able to look down upon it, see every roof he knew so well--the
+church, the mill, the winding Muhlde--the green, worn grey with dancing
+feet, where, when the hateful war was over, would be heard again the
+Saxon folk-songs.
+
+Another was there, where the forest halts on the brow of the hill--a
+figure kneeling on the ground with his face towards the village. Ulrich
+stole closer. It was the Herr Pfarrer, praying volubly but inaudibly. He
+scrambled to his feet as Ulrich touched him, and his first astonishment
+over, poured forth his tale of woe.
+
+There had been trouble since Ulrich's departure. A French corps of
+observation had been camped upon the hill, and twice within the month
+had a French soldier been found murdered in the woods. Heavy had been
+the penalties exacted from the village, and terrible had been the
+Colonel's threats of vengeance. Now, for a third time, a soldier stabbed
+in the back had been borne into camp by his raging comrades, and this
+very afternoon the Colonel had sworn that if the murderer were not
+handed over to him within an hour from dawn, when the camp was to break
+up, he would before marching burn the village to the ground. The Herr
+Pfarrer was on his way back from the camp where he had been to plead for
+mercy, but it had been in vain.
+
+"Such are foul deeds!" said Ulrich.
+
+"The people are mad with hatred of the French," answered the Herr
+Pastor. "It may be one, it may be a dozen who have taken vengeance into
+their own hands. May God forgive them."
+
+"They will not come forward--not to save the village?"
+
+"Can you expect it of them! There is no hope for us; the village will
+burn as a hundred others have burned."
+
+Aye, that was true; Ulrich had seen their blackened ruins; the old
+sitting with white faces among the wreckage of their homes, the little
+children wailing round their knees, the tiny broods burned in their
+nests. He had picked their corpses from beneath the charred trunks of
+the dead elms.
+
+The Herr Pfarrer had gone forward on his melancholy mission to prepare
+the people for their doom.
+
+Ulrich stood alone, looking down upon Alt Waldnitz bathed in moonlight.
+And there came to him the words of the old pastor: "She will be dearer
+to you than yourself. For her you would lay down your life." And Ulrich
+knew that his love was the village of Alt Waldnitz, where dwelt his
+people, the old and wrinkled, the laughing "little ones," where dwelt
+the helpless dumb things with their deep pathetic eyes, where the bees
+hummed drowsily, and the thousand tiny creatures of the day.
+
+They hanged him high upon a withered elm, with his face towards Alt
+Waldnitz, that all the village, old and young, might see; and then to
+the beat of drum and scream of fife they marched away; and forest-hidden
+Waldnitz gathered up once more its many threads of quiet life and wove
+them into homely pattern.
+
+They talked and argued many a time, and some there were who praised and
+some who blamed. But the Herr Pfarrer could not understand.
+
+Until years later a dying man unburdened his soul so that the truth
+became known.
+
+Then they raised Ulrich's coffin reverently, and the young men carried
+it into the village and laid it in the churchyard that it might always
+be among them. They reared above him what in their eyes was a grand
+monument, and carved upon it:
+
+"Greater love hath no man than this."
+
+
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