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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Cæsar or Nothing, by Pío Baroja Baroja
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+Title: Cæsar or Nothing
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+Author: Pío Baroja Baroja
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+Translator: Louis How
+
+Release Date: July, 2005 [EBook #8444]
+Posting Date: August 4, 2009
+Last Updated: October 31, 2016
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+CÆSAR OR NOTHING
+
+By Pío Baroja
+
+Translated from the Spanish by Louis How
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+PROLOGUE
+
+ PART
+
+ ROME
+
+ I THE PARIS-VENTIMIGLIA EXPRESS
+ II AN EXTRAORDINARY FAMILY
+ III CÆSAR MONCADA
+ IV PEOPLE WHO PASS CLOSE BY
+ V THE ABBE PRECIOZI
+ VI THE LITTLE INTERESTS OF THE PEOPLE IN A ROMAN HOTEL
+ VII THE CONFIDENCES or THE ABBE PRECIOZI
+ VIII OLD PALACES, OLD SALONS, OLD LADIES
+ IX NEW ACQUAINTANCES
+ X A BALL
+ XI A SOUNDING-LINE IN THE DARK WORLD
+ XII A MEETING ON THE PINCIO
+ XIII ESTHETICS AND DEMAGOGY
+ XIV NEW ATTEMPTS, NEW RAMBLES
+ XV GIOVANNI BATTISTA, PAGAN
+ XVI THE PORTRAIT OF A POPE
+ XVII EVIL DAYS
+ XVIII CÆSAR BORGIA’S MOTTO, “AUT CÆSAR, AUT NIHIL”
+ XIX CÆSAR’S REFLECTIONS
+ XX DON CALIXTO AT SAINT PETER’S
+ XXI DON CALIXTO IN THE CATACOMBS
+ XXII SENTIMENTALITY AND ARCHEOLOGY
+ XXIII THE ‘SCUTCHEON OF A CHURCH
+ XXIV TOURIST INTERLUDE
+
+
+ PART TWO
+
+ CATRO DURO
+
+ I ARRIVAL
+ II CASTRO DURO
+ III CÆSAR’S LABOURS
+ IV THE BOOKSELLER AND THE ANARCHISTS
+ V THE BANQUET
+ VI UNCLE CHINAMAN
+ VII A TRYING SCENE
+ VIII THE ELECTION
+ IX CÆSAR AS DEPUTY
+ X POLITICAL LABOURS
+ XI THE PITFALL OF SINIGAGLIA
+ XII LOCAL STRUGGLES
+ XIII AMPARITO IN ACTION
+ XIV INTRANSIGENCE LOST
+ XV “DRIVELLER” JUAN AND “THE CUB-SLUT”
+ XVI PITY, A MASK OF COWARDICE
+ XVII FIRST VICTORY
+ XVIII DECLARATION OF WAR
+ XIX THE FIGHT FOR THE ELECTION
+ XX CONFIDENCE
+ XXI OUR VENERABLE TRADITIONS I OUR HOLY PRINCIPLES!
+ XXII FINIS GLORIAE MUNDI
+
+
+
+
+PROLOGUE
+
+THE AUTHOR HOLDS FORTH IN REGARD TO THE CHARACTER OF HIS HERO
+
+MORE OR LESS TRANSCENDENTAL DIGRESSIONS
+
+
+The individual is the only real thing in nature and in life.
+
+Neither the species, the genus, nor the race, actually exists; they are
+abstractions, terminologies, scientific devices, useful as syntheses
+but not entirely exact. By means of these devices we can discuss and
+compare; they constitute a measure for our minds to use, but have no
+external reality.
+
+Only the individual exists through himself and for himself. I am, I
+live, is the sole thing a man can affirm.
+
+The categories and divisions arranged for classification are like the
+series of squares an artist places over a drawing to copy it by. The
+lines of the squares may cut the lines of the sketch; but they will cut
+them, not in reality but only in the artist’s eye.
+
+In humanity, as in all of nature, the individual is the one thing. Only
+individuality exists in the realm of life and in the realm of spirit.
+
+Individuality is not to be grouped or classified. Individuality simply
+cannot fit into a pigeon-hole, and it is all the further from fitting if
+the pigeon-hole is shaped according to an ethical principle. Ethics is a
+poor tailor to clothe the body of reality.
+
+The ideas of the good, the logical, the just, the consistent, are too
+generic to be completely represented in nature.
+
+The individual is not logical, or good, or just; nor is he any other
+distinct thing; and this through the force of his own fatal actions,
+through the influence of the deviation in the earth’s axis, or for
+whatsoever other equally amusing cause. Everything individual is
+always found mixed, full of absurdities of perspective and picturesque
+contradictions,--contradictions and absurdities that shock us, because
+we insist on submitting individuals to principles which are not
+applicable to them.
+
+If instead of wearing a cravat and a bowler hat, we wore feathers and a
+ring in our nose, all our moral notions would change.
+
+People of today, remote from nature and nasal rings, live in an
+artificial moral harmony which does not exist except in the imagination
+of those ridiculous priests of optimism who preach from the columns
+of the newspapers. This imaginary harmony makes us abhor the
+contradictions, the incongruities of individuality, at least it forces
+us not to understand them.
+
+Only when the individual discord ceases, when the attributes of an
+exceptional being are lost, when the mould is spoiled and becomes
+vulgarized and takes on a common character, does it obtain the
+appreciation of the multitude.
+
+This is logical; the dull must sympathize with the dull; the vulgar and
+usual have to identify themselves with the vulgar and usual.
+
+From a human point of view, perfection in society would be something
+able to safeguard the general interests and at the same time to
+understand individuality; it would give the individual the advantages of
+work in common and also the most absolute liberty; it would multiply the
+results of his labour and would also permit him some privacy. This would
+be equitable and satisfactory.
+
+Our society does not know how to do either of these things; it defends
+certain persons against the masses, because it has injustice and
+privilege as its working system; it does not understand individuality,
+because individuality consists in being original, and the original is
+always a disturbing and revolutionary element.
+
+A perfect democracy would be one which, disregarding hazards of birth,
+would standardize as far as possible the means of livelihood, of
+education, and even the manner of living, and would leave free the
+intelligence, the will, and the conscience, so that they might take
+their proper places, some higher than others. Modern democracy, on the
+contrary, tends to level all mentalities, and to impede the predominance
+of capacity, shading everything with an atmosphere of vulgarity. At the
+same time it aids some private interests to take their places higher
+than other private interests.
+
+A great part of the collective antipathy for individuality proceeds from
+fear. Especially in our Southern countries strong individualities have
+usually been unquiet and tumultuous. The superior mob, like the lower
+ones, does not wish the seeds of Cæsars or of Bonapartes to flourish in
+our territories. These mobs pant for a spiritual levelling; for there is
+no more distinction between one man and another than a coloured button
+on the lapel or a title on the calling-card. Such is the aspiration of
+our truly socialist types; other distinctions, like valour, energy,
+virtue, are for the democratic steam-roller, veritable impertinences of
+nature.
+
+Spain, which never had a complete social system and has unfolded her
+life and her art by spiritual convulsions, according as men of strength
+and action have come bursting forth, today feels herself ruined in her
+eruptive life, and longs to compete with other countries in their love
+for the commonplace and well-regulated and in their abhorrence for
+individuality.
+
+In Spain, where the individual and only the individual was everything,
+the collectivist aspirations of other peoples are now accepted as
+indisputable dogmas. Today our country begins to offer a brilliant
+future to the man who can cry up general ideas and sentiments, even
+though these ideas and sentiments are at war with the genius of our
+race.
+
+It would certainly be a lamentable joke to protest against the
+democratic-bourgeois tendency of the day: what is is, because it must be
+and because its determined moment has come; and to rebel against facts
+is, beyond dispute, childish.
+
+I merely mention these characteristics of the actual epoch; and I point
+them out to legitimatize this prologue I have written, which, for what I
+know, may after all give more clearness, or may give more obscurity to
+my book.... BROTHER AND SISTER
+
+Many years ago I was stationed as doctor in a tiny Basque town, in
+Cestona. Sometimes, in summer, while going on my rounds among the
+villages I used to meet on the highway and on the cross-roads passersby
+of a miserable aspect, persons with liver-complaint who were taking the
+waters at the neighbouring cure.
+
+These people, with their leather-coloured skin, did not arouse any
+curiosity or interest in me. The middle-class merchant or clerk from the
+big towns is repugnant to me, whether well or ill. I would exchange a
+curt salute with those liverish parties and go my way on my old nag.
+
+One afternoon I was sitting in a wild part of the mountain, among big
+birch-trees, when a pair of strangers approached the spot where I
+was. They were not of the jaundiced and disagreeable type of the
+valetudinarians. He was a lanky young man, smooth-shaven, grave, and
+melancholy; she, a blond woman, most beautiful.
+
+She was dressed in white and wore a straw hat with large flowers; she
+had a refined and gracious manner, eyes of blue, a very dark blue, and
+flame-coloured hair.
+
+I surmised that they were a young married couple; but he seemed too
+indifferent to be the husband of so pretty a woman. In any event, they
+were not recently wed.
+
+He bowed to me, and then said to his companion:
+
+“Shall we sit down here?”
+
+“Very well.”
+
+They seated themselves on the half-rotten trunk of a tree.
+
+“Are you on a trip?” he asked me, noticing my horse fastened to a
+branch.
+
+“Yes. I am coming back from a visit.”
+
+“Ah! Are you the town doctor?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“And do you live here, in Cestona?”
+
+“Yes, I live here.”
+
+“Alone?”
+
+“Quite alone.”
+
+“In an hotel?”
+
+“No; in that house there down the road. Behold my house; that is it.”
+
+“It must be hard to live among so many invalids!” he exclaimed.
+
+“Why?” she asked. “This gentleman may not have the same ideas as you.”
+
+“I believe I have. To my mind, he is right. It is very hard to live
+here.”
+
+“You can have nobody to talk to. That’s evident.”
+
+“Absolutely nobody. Just imagine; there is not a Liberal in the town;
+there are nothing but Carlists and Integrists.”
+
+“And what has that to do with living contented?” she asked mockingly.
+
+The woman was enchanting; I looked at her, a bit amazed to find her so
+merry and so coquettish; and she put several questions to me about my
+life and my ideas, with a tinge of irony.
+
+I wanted to show that I was not exactly a farmer, and turning the talk
+to what might be done in a town like that, I threw myself into outlining
+utopian projects, and defending them with more warmth than it is
+reasonable to express in a conversation with unknown persons. The
+woman’s mocking smile stirred me up and impelled me to talk.
+
+“It would be worth seeing, what a little town like this would be,” I
+said, indicating the village of Cestona, “with really human life in it,
+and, above all, without Catholicism. Every tenant might be a master in
+his own home, throughout his life. Here you have farm-land that produces
+two crops, you have woods, mountains, and a medicinal spring. The
+inhabitants of Cestona might have the entire produce of the land, the
+mountain to supply building-stone and fire-wood, and besides all that,
+the entrance-fees at the springs.”
+
+“And whose duty would it be to distribute the profits in this
+patriarchal republic? The municipality’s?” he asked.
+
+“Of course,” said I. “The municipality could go ahead distributing the
+land, making the roads, cutting out useless middle-men; it could keep
+clean, inexpensive hotels for the foreigners, and get a good return from
+them.”
+
+“And then you would not admit of inheritance, doctor?”
+
+“Inheritance? Yes, I would admit of it in regard to things produced by
+one person. I believe one ought to have the right to bequeath a picture,
+a book, a piece of craftsmanship; but not land, not a mountain.”
+
+“Yes; property-right in land is absurd,” he murmured. “The one
+inconvenience that your plan would have,” he added, “would be that
+people from poverty-stricken holes would pour into the perfect towns and
+upset the equilibrium.”
+
+“Then we should have to restrict the right of citizenship.”
+
+“But I consider that an injustice. The land should be free to all.”
+
+“Yes, that’s true.”
+
+“And religion? None whatever? Like animals,” she said ironically.
+
+“Like animals, and like some illustrious philosophers, dear sister,” he
+replied. “At the turn of a road, among the foliage, we would place a
+marble statue adorned with flowers. Don’t you agree, doctor?”
+
+“It seems to me a very good idea.”
+
+“Above all, for me the great thing would be to forget death and sorrow
+a little,” he asserted. “Not so many church-bells should be heard. I
+believe that we ought even to suppress the maxim about love for one’s
+neighbour. Make it the duty of the state or the municipality to take
+care of the sick and the crippled, and leave men the illusion of living
+healthy in a healthy world.”
+
+“Ah! What very ugly ideas you have!” she exclaimed.
+
+“Yes, that one seems a bit hard to me,” said I.
+
+We were walking down toward the town by a steep and rocky path. It was
+beginning to grow dusk, the river shone with silvery reflections,
+and the toads broke the silence of the twilight with the sonorous,
+flute-like note of their croaking.
+
+On arriving at the highway we said good-bye; they took the stage, which
+was passing at that moment in the direction of the springs, and I
+mounted my hack.
+
+
+
+IN MY GARDEN
+
+I had learned that the brother and sister were named Cæsar and Laura,
+that she lived in Italy and was married.
+
+Some days later, toward evening, they knocked at my house door. I let
+them in, showed them to my garden, and conducted them to a deserted
+summer-house, a few sticks put together, on the bank of the river.
+
+Laura strolled through an orchard, gathered a few apples, and then, with
+her brother’s aid and mine, seated herself on the trunk of a tree that
+leant over the river, and sat there gazing at it.
+
+While she was taking it in, her brother Cæsar started to talk. Without
+any preliminary explanation, he talked to me about his family, about his
+life, about his ideas and his political plans. He expressed himself with
+ease and strength; but he had the uneasy expression of a man who is
+afraid of something.
+
+“I figure,” he said, “that I know what there is to do in Spain. I shall
+be an instrument. It is for that that I am training myself. I want to
+create all my ideas, habits, prejudices, with a view to the rôle I am
+going to play.”
+
+“You do not know what Spain is like,” said Laura. “Life is very hard
+here.”
+
+“I know that well. There is no social system here, there is nothing
+established; therefore it is easier to create one for oneself.”
+
+“Yes, but some protection is requisite.”
+
+“Oh, I will find that.”
+
+“Where?”
+
+“I think those Church people we knew in Rome will do for me.”
+
+“But you are not a Clerical.”
+
+“No.” “And do you want to start your career by deceiving people?”
+
+“I cannot choose my means. Politics are like this: doing something with
+nothing, doing a great deal with a little, erecting a castle on a grain
+of sand.”
+
+“And do you, who have so many moral prejudices, wish to begin in that
+way?”
+
+“Who told you that accepting every means is not moral?”
+
+“I don’t understand how it could be,” replied Laura.
+
+“I do,” answered her brother. “What is individual morality today? Almost
+nothing. It almost doesn’t exist. Individual morality can come to be
+collective only by contagion, by enthusiasm. And such things do not
+happen nowadays; every one has his own morality; but we have not arrived
+at a scientific moral code. Years ago notable men accepted the moral
+code of the categoric imperative, in lieu of the moral code based on
+sin; but the categorical imperative is a stoical morality, a wise man’s
+morality which has not the sentimental value necessary to make it
+popular.”
+
+“I do not understand these things,” she replied, displeased.
+
+“The doctor understands me, don’t you?” he said.
+
+“Yes, I believe I do.”
+
+“For me,” Cæsar went on, “individual morality consists in adapting
+one’s life to a thought, to a preconceived plan. The man who proposes to
+be a scientist and puts all his powers into achieving that, is a moral
+man, even though he steals and is a blackguard in other things.”
+
+“Then, for you,” I argued, “morality is might, tenacity; immorality is
+weakness, cowardice.”
+
+“Yes, it comes to that. The man capable of feeling himself the
+instrument of an idea always seems to me moral. Bismarck, for instance,
+was a moral man.”
+
+“It is a forceful point of view,” said I.
+
+“Which, as I see, you do not share,” he exclaimed.
+
+“As things are today, no. For me the idea of morality is attached to the
+idea of pity rather than to the idea of force; but I comprehend that
+pity is destructive.”
+
+“I believe that you and Cæsar,” Laura burst forth, “by force of wishing
+to see things clear, see them more vaguely than other people. I can see
+all this quite simply; it appears to me that we call every person moral
+who behaves well, and on the contrary, one that does wicked deeds is
+called immoral and is punished.”
+
+“But you prejudge the question,” exclaimed Cæsar; “you take it as
+settled beforehand. You say, good and evil exist....”
+
+“And don’t they exist?”
+
+“I don’t know.”
+
+“So that if they gave you the task of judging mankind, you would see no
+difference between Don Juan Tenorio and Saint Francis of Assisi?”
+
+“Perhaps it was the saint who had the more pleasure, who was the more
+vicious.”
+
+“How atrocious!”
+
+“No, because the pleasure one has is the criterion, not the manner of
+getting it. As for me, what is called a life of pleasure bores me.”
+
+“And judging from the little I know of it, it does me too,” said I.
+
+“I see life in general,” he continued, “as something dark, gloomy, and
+unattractive.”
+
+“Then you gentlemen do not place the devil in this life, since this life
+seems unattractive to you. Where do you find him?”
+
+“Nowhere, I think,” replied Cæsar; “the devil is a stupid invention.”
+
+
+
+AT TWILIGHT
+
+The twilight was beginning.
+
+“It is chilly here by the river,” I said. “Let us go to the house.”
+
+We went up by a sloping path between pear-trees, and reached the
+vestibule of the house. From afar we heard the sound of the stage-coach
+bells; a headlight gleamed, and we saw it pass by and afterwards
+disappear among the trees. “What a mistake to ask more of life than it
+can give!” suddenly exclaimed Laura. “The sky, the sun, conversation,
+love, the fields, works of art... think of looking on all these as a
+bore, from which one desires to escape through some violent occupation,
+so as to have the satisfaction of not noticing that one is alive.”
+
+“Because noticing that one is alive is disagreeable,” replied her
+brother.
+
+“And why?”
+
+“The idea! Why? Because life is not an idyll, not by a good deal. We
+live by killing, destroying everything there is around us; we get to
+be something by ridding ourselves of our enemies. We are in a constant
+struggle.”
+
+“I don’t see this struggle. Formerly, when men were savages, perhaps....
+But now!”
+
+“Now, just the same. The one difference is that the material struggle,
+with the muscles, has been changed to an intellectual one, a social one.
+Nowadays, it is evident, a man does not have to hunt the bull or the
+wild boar in the prairies; he finds their dead bodies at the butcher’s.
+Neither does the modern citizen have to knock his rival down to overcome
+him; nowadays the enemy is conquered at the desk, in the factory, in
+the editor’s office, in the laboratory.... The struggle is just as
+infuriated and violent as it was in the depths of the forests, only it
+is colder and more courteous in form.”
+
+“I don’t believe it. You won’t convince me.”
+
+Laura plucked a branch of white blossoms from a wild-rose bush and put
+it into her bosom.
+
+“Well, Cæsar, let us go to the hotel,” she said; “it is very late.”
+
+“I will escort you a little way,” I suggested.
+
+We went out on the highway. The night was palpitating as it filled
+itself with stars. Laura hummed Neapolitan songs. We walked along a
+little while without speaking, gazing at Jupiter, who shone resplendent.
+
+“And you have the conviction that you will succeed?” I suddenly asked
+Cæsar. “Yes. More than anything else I have the vocation for being an
+instrument. If I win success, I shall be a great figure; if I go to
+pieces, those who know me will say: ‘He was an upstart; he was a thief.’
+Or perhaps they may say that I was a poor sort, because men who have the
+ambition to be social forces never get an unprejudiced epitaph.”
+
+“And what will you do in a practical way, if you succeed?”
+
+“Something like what you dream of. And how shall I do it? By destroying
+magnates, by putting an end to the power of the rich, subduing the
+middle-class... I would hand over the land to the peasants, I would
+send delegates to the provinces to make hygiene obligatory, and
+my dictatorship should tear the nets of religion, of property, of
+theocracy....”
+
+“What nonsense!” murmured Laura.
+
+“My sister doesn’t believe in me,” Cæsar exclaimed, smiling.
+
+“Oh, yes, _bambino_,” she replied. “Yes, I believe in you. Only, why
+must you have such silly ambitions?”
+
+We were getting near the bath establishment, and when we came in front
+of it we said good-bye.
+
+Laura was starting the next day to Biarritz, and Cæsar for Madrid.
+
+We pressed one another’s hands affectionately.
+
+“Good-bye!”
+
+“Good-bye, doctor!”
+
+“Good luck!”
+
+They went along toward the establishment, and I returned home by the
+highway, envying the energy of that man, who was getting himself ready
+to fight for an ideal. And I thought with melancholy of the monotonous
+life of the little town.
+
+
+
+
+PART ONE. ROME
+
+
+
+
+I. THE PARIS-VENTIMIGLIA EXPRESS
+
+
+_MARSEILLES!_
+
+The fast Paris-Ventimiglia train, one of the Grand European Expresses,
+had stopped a moment at Marseilles.
+
+It was about seven in the morning of a winter day. The huge cars,
+with their bevelled-glass windows, dripped water from all parts; the
+locomotive puffed, resting from its run, and the bellows between car
+and car, like great accordeons, had black drops slipping down their
+corrugations.
+
+The rails shone; they crossed over one another, and fled into the
+distance until lost to sight. The train windows were shut; silence
+reigned in the station; from time to time there resounded a violent
+hammering on the axles; a curtain here or there was raised, and behind
+the misted glass the dishevelled head of a woman appeared.
+
+In the dining-car a waiter went about preparing the tables for
+breakfast; two or three gentlemen, wrapped in their ulsters, their caps
+pulled down, were seated at the tables by the windows and kept yawning.
+
+At one of the little tables at the end Laura and Cæsar had installed
+themselves.
+
+“Did you sleep, sister?” he asked.
+
+“Yes. I did. Splendidly. And you?”
+
+“I didn’t. I can’t sleep on the train.”
+
+“That’s evident.”
+
+“I look so bad, eh?” and Cæsar examined himself in one of the car
+mirrors. “I certainly am absurdly pale.”
+
+“The weather is just as horrible as ever,” she added.
+
+They had left a Paris frozen and dark. During the whole night the cold
+had been most intense. One hadn’t been able to put a head outside the
+car; snow and a furious wind had had their own violent way.
+
+“When we reach the Mediterranean, it will change,” Laura had said.
+
+It had not; they were on the edge of the sea and the cold continued
+intense and the weather dark.
+
+
+
+HOW BEAUTIFUL!
+
+The train began its journey again; the houses of Marseilles could be
+seen through the morning haze; the Mediterranean appeared, greenish,
+whitish, and fields covered with hoar-frost.
+
+“What horrid weather!” exclaimed Laura, shuddering. “I dislike the cold
+more and more all the time.”
+
+The dining-car waiter came and filled their cups with _café-au-lait_.
+Laura drew off her gloves and took one of the hot cups between her white
+hands.
+
+“Oh, this is comforting!” she said.
+
+Cæsar began to sip the boiling liquid.
+
+“I don’t see how you can stand it. It’s scalding.”
+
+“That’s the way to get warm,” replied Cæsar, undisturbed.
+
+Laura began to take her coffee by spoonfuls. Just then there come into
+the dining-car a tall blond gentleman and a young, charming lady, each
+smarter than the other. The man bowed to Laura with much formality.
+
+“Who is he?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“He is the second son of Lord Marchmont, and he has married a Yankee
+millionairess.”
+
+“You knew him in Rome?”
+
+“No, I knew him at Florence last year, and he paid me attention rather
+boldly.”
+
+“He is looking at you a lot now.”
+
+“He is capable of thinking that I am off on an adventure with you.”
+
+“Possibly. She is a magnificent woman.”
+
+“Right you are. She is a marvel. She is almost too pretty. She shows no
+character; she has no air of breeding.” “There doesn’t seem to be any
+great congeniality between them.”
+
+“No, they don’t get on very well. But come along, pay, let’s go. So
+many people are coming in here.”
+
+Laura got up, and after her, Cæsar. As she passed, one heard the swish
+of her silk petticoats. The travellers looked at her with admiration.
+
+“I believe these people envy me,” said Cæsar philosophically.
+
+“It’s quite possible, _bambino_,” she responded, laughing.
+
+They entered their compartment. The train was running at full speed
+along the coast. The greenish sea and the cloudy sky stretched away and
+blotted out the horizon. At Toulon the bad weather continued; a bit
+beyond, the sun came out, pallid in the fog, circled with a yellowish
+halo; then the fog dispersed rapidly and a brilliant sun made the
+snow-covered country shine.
+
+“Oh! How beautiful!” exclaimed Laura.
+
+The dense pure snow had packed down. The grape-vines broke up this white
+background symmetrically, like flocks of crows settled on the earth; the
+pines held high their rounds of foliage, and the cypresses, stern and
+slim, stood out very black against all the whiteness.
+
+On passing Hyères, as the train turned away from the shore, running
+inland, grim snowy mountains began for some while to be visible, and the
+sun vanished among the clouds; but when the train came out once more
+toward the sea, near San Rafael, suddenly,--as if a theatrical effect
+had been arranged,--the Mediterranean appeared, blue, flooded with
+sunshine, full of lights and reflections. The sky stretched radiant
+above the sea, without a cloud, without a shred of vapour.
+
+“How marvellous! How beautiful!” Laura again exclaimed, contemplating
+the landscape with emotion. “These blessed countries where the sun is!”
+
+“They have no other drawback, than that the men who inhabit them are a
+trifle vague,” said Cæsar.
+
+“Bah!”
+
+The air had grown milder; on the surface of the sea patterns of silver
+foam, formed by the beating of the waves, widened themselves out; the
+sun’s reflection on the restless waters made shining spots and rays,
+flaming swords that dazzled the eye.
+
+The train seemed to puff joyfully at submerging itself in this bland and
+voluptuous atmosphere; the palm-trees of Cannes came surging up like a
+promise of felicity, and the Côte d’Azur began to show its luminous and
+splendid beauty.
+
+Cæsar, tired of so much light, took a book from his pocket: _The
+Speculator’s Manual_ of Proudhon, and set to reading it attentively and
+to marking the passages that struck him as interesting.
+
+
+
+THE ENGLISHMAN AND HIS WIFE
+
+Laura, when she was not watching the landscape, was looking at those who
+came and went in the corridor.
+
+“The Englishman is lying in wait,” Laura observed.
+
+“What Englishman?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“The son of the lord.”
+
+“Ah, yes.”
+
+Cæsar kept on reading, and Laura continued to watch the landscape which
+hurried by outside the window. After a while she exclaimed:
+
+“O Lord, what hideous things!”
+
+“What things?”
+
+“Those war-ships.”
+
+Cæsar looked where his sister pointed. In a roadstead brilliant with
+sunlight he saw two men-of-war, black and full of cannons.
+
+“That’s the way one ought to be to face life, armed to the teeth,”
+ exclaimed Cæsar.
+
+“Why?” asked Laura.
+
+“Because life is hard, and you have to be as hard as it is in order to
+win.”
+
+“You don’t consider yourself hard enough?”
+
+“No.”
+
+“Well, I think you are. You are like those rough, pointed rocks on the
+shore, and I am like the sea.... They throw me off and I come back.”
+ “That is because, perhaps, when you get down to it, nothing makes any
+real difference to you.”
+
+“Oh, _bambino!_” exclaimed Laura, taking Cæsar’s hand with affectionate
+irony. “You always have to be so cruel to your mamma.”
+
+Cæsar burst into laughter, and kept Laura’s hand between both of his.
+
+“The Englishman feels sad looking at us,” he said. “He doesn’t dream
+that I am your brother.”
+
+“Open the door, I will tell him to come in.”
+
+Cæsar did so, and Laura invited the young Englishman to enter.
+
+“My brother Cæsar,” she said, introducing them, “Archibaldo Marchmont.”
+
+They both bowed, and Marchmont said to Laura in French:
+
+“You are very cruel, Marchesa.”
+
+“Why?”
+
+“Because you run away from us people who admire and like you. My wife
+asked me to present her to you. Would you like her to come?”
+
+“Oh, no! She mustn’t disturb herself. I will go to her.”
+
+“Assuredly not. One moment.”
+
+Marchmont went out into the corridor and presented his wife to Laura and
+to Cæsar.
+
+An animated conversation sprang up among them, interrupted by Laura’s
+exclamations of delight on passing one or another of the wonderful views
+along the Riviera.
+
+“You are a Latin, Marchesa, eh?” said Marchmont.
+
+“Altogether. This is our sea. Every time I look at it, it enchants me.”
+
+“You are going to stop at Nice?”
+
+“No, my brother and I are on our way to Rome.”
+
+“But Nice will be magnificent....”
+
+“Yes, that’s true; but we have made up our minds to go to Rome to visit
+our uncle, the Cardinal.”
+
+The Englishman made a gesture of annoyance, which did not go unperceived
+by his wife or by Laura. On arriving at Nice, the Englishman and his
+Yankee wife got out, after promising that they would be in Rome before
+many days.
+
+Laura and Cæsar remained alone and chatted about their
+fellow-travellers. According to Laura, the couple did not get along well
+and they were going to separate.
+
+
+
+IN ITALY
+
+In the middle of the afternoon they arrived at Ventimiglia and changed
+trains.
+
+“Are we in Italy now?” said Cæsar.
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“It seems untidier than France.”
+
+“Yes; but more charming.”
+
+The train kept stopping at almost all the little towns along the route.
+In a third-class car somebody was playing an accordeon. It was Sunday.
+In the towns they saw people in their holiday clothes, gathered in the
+square and before the cafés and the eating-places. On the roads little
+two-wheeled carriages passed quickly by.
+
+It began to grow dark; in the hamlets situated on the seashore fishermen
+were mending their nets. Others were hauling up the boats to run them
+on to the beach, and children were playing about bare-footed and
+half-naked.
+
+The landscape looked like a theatre-scene, the setting for a romantic
+play. They were getting near Genoa, running along by beaches. It was
+growing dark; the sea came right up to the track; in the starry,
+tranquil night only the monotonous music of the waves was to be heard.
+
+Laura was humming Neapolitan songs. Cæsar looked at the landscape
+indifferently.
+
+On reaching Genoa they had supper and changed trains.
+
+“I am going to lie down awhile,” said Laura.
+
+“So am I.”
+
+Laura took off her hat, her white cape, and her jacket.
+
+“Good-night, _bambino_,” she said.
+
+“Good-night. Shall I turn down the light?”
+
+“As you like.” Cæsar turned down the light and stretched himself out.
+He couldn’t sleep in trains and he got deep into a combination of
+fantastical plans and ideas. When they stopped at stations and the noise
+of the moving train was gone from the silence of the night, Cæsar could
+hear Laura’s gentle breathing.
+
+A little before dawn, Cæsar, tired of not sleeping, got up and started
+to take a walk in the corridor. It was raining; on the horizon, below
+the black, starless sky, a vague clarity began to appear. Cæsar took
+out his Proudhon book and immersed himself in it.
+
+When it began to be day they were already getting near Rome. The train
+was running through a flat, treeless plain of swampy aspect, covered
+with green grass; from time to time there was a poor hut, a hay-stack,
+on the uninhabited, monotonous stretch.
+
+The grey sky kept on resolving itself into a rain which, at the impulse
+of gusts of wind, traced oblique lines in the air.
+
+Laura had waked and was in the dressing-room. A little later she came
+out, fresh and hearty, without the least sign of fatigue.
+
+They began to see the yellowish walls of Rome, and certain big edifices
+blackened by the wet. A moment more and the train stopped.
+
+“It’s not worth the trouble to take a cab,” said Laura. “The hotel is
+here, just a step.”
+
+They gave a porter orders to attend to the luggage. Laura took her
+brother’s arm, they went out on the Piazza Esedra, and entered the
+hotel.
+
+
+
+
+II. AN EXTRAORDINARY FAMILY
+
+_JUAN GUILLÉN_
+
+
+The Valencian family of Guillén was really fecund in men of energy and
+cleverness. It is true that with the exception of Father Francisco
+Guillén and of his nephew Juan Fort, none of them became known; but in
+spite of the fact that the members of this family lived in obscurity in
+a humble sphere, they performed deeds of unheard-of valour, daring, and
+impertinence.
+
+Juan Guillén, the first of the Guilléns whose memory is preserved, was a
+highwayman of Villanueva.
+
+What motives for vengeance Juan Guillén had against the Peyró family is
+not known. The old folk of the period, two or three who are still alive,
+always say that these Peyrós devoted themselves to usury; and there is
+some talk of a certain sister of Juan Guillén’s, ruined by one of the
+Peyrós, whom they made disappear from the town.
+
+Whatever the motive was, the fact is that one day Peyró, the father, and
+his eldest son were found, full of bullet holes, in an orange orchard.
+
+Juan Guillén was arrested; in court he affirmed his innocence with great
+tenacity; but after he had been sentenced to ten years’ imprisonment, he
+said that there were still two Peyrós left to kill, whom he would put
+off until he got out of prison.
+
+As it turned out, Guillén was set free after six years and returned to
+Villanueva. The two threatened Peyrós did their utmost to keep away from
+the revengeful Guillén; but it did not work. Juan Guillén killed one
+of the Peyrós while he was watering the flowers in the balcony of his
+house. The other took refuge in a remote farm-house rented to peasants
+in his confidence. This man, who was very crafty, always took great
+precautions about all the people that came there, and never forgot to
+close the doors and windows at night.
+
+One morning he was found in bed with his head shot to pieces by a
+blunderbuss. No doubt death overtook him while he slept. It was said
+that Guillén had got in down the chimney, and going close to where Peyró
+lay asleep, had fired the blunderbuss right against him. Then he had
+gone tranquilly out by the door, without anybody’s daring to stop him.
+
+These two last deaths did not cause Guillén any trouble with the law.
+All the witnesses in the suit testified in his favour. When the trial
+was over, Guillén arranged to stay and live tranquilly in Villanueva.
+
+There was a highwayman in the town, who levied small sums on the farms
+for cleaning young sneak-thieves out of the country, and for escorting
+rich persons when they travelled; Guillén requested him to give up his
+job and he did not offer the least resistance.
+
+Juan Guillén married a peasant-girl, bought a truck-garden, and a
+wine-cave, had several children, and was one of the most respectable
+highwaymen in the district. He was the terror of the country,
+particularly to evil-doers; for him there were neither scruples nor
+perils; might was always right; his only limitation his blunderbuss.
+
+To live in a continual state of war seemed to him a natural condition.
+Half in earnest, half in jest, it is told of the truck-gardeners of
+Valencia that the father always says to his wife or his daughter, when
+he is going to have an interview with somebody:
+
+“Bring me my pistol, sweetheart, I am going out to talk to a man.”
+
+To Guillén it seemed indispensable that he should carry his blunderbuss
+when discussing an affair with anybody.
+
+Juan’s energy did not diminish with age; he kept on being as barbarous
+and brutal as when he was young. His barbarity did not prevent his being
+very fine and polite, because he was under the conviction that his life
+was a well-nigh exemplary life.
+
+
+
+TENDER-HEARTED VICENTA
+
+Of the highwayman’s children, the eldest son studied for the priesthood,
+and the youngest daughter, Vicenta, got ruined.
+
+“I should prefer to have her a man and in the penitentiary,” Guillén
+used to say. Which was not at all strange, because for the highwayman
+the penitentiary was like a school of determination and manhood.
+
+Vicenta, the highwayman’s youngest daughter, was a blond girl, noisy
+and restless, of a violent character that was proof against advice,
+reprimands, and beatings.
+
+Vicenta had various beaux, all gentlemen, in spite of her father’s
+opposition and his cane. None of these young gentlemen beaux dared to
+carry the girl off to Valencia, which was what she wanted, for fear of
+the highwayman and his blunderbuss.
+
+So she made arrangements with an old woman, a semi-Celestina who turned
+up in town, and in her company ran off to Valencia.
+
+The father roared like a wounded lion and swore by all the saints in
+heaven to take a terrible revenge; he went to the capital several times
+with the intention of dragging his daughter back home bodily; but he
+could not find her.
+
+Vicenta Guillén, who was known in Valencia,--for what reason is not
+evident,--as the Tender-hearted, had her ups and her downs, rich lovers
+and poor, and was distinguished by her boldness and her spirit of
+adventure. It was said of her that she had taken part, dressed as a man,
+in several popular disturbances.
+
+
+
+THE MONK
+
+While the Tender-hearted was leading a life of scandal, her brother,
+Francisco, was studying in the College of the Escolapians in the
+village, and afterwards entered the Seminary at Tortosa. He did not
+distinguish himself there by his intelligence or by his good conduct;
+but by force of time and recommendations he succeeded in getting
+ordained and saying mass at Villanueva. His father’s restless blood
+boiled in him: he was a rowdy, brutal and quarrelsome. As life in the
+village was uncomfortable for him, he went to America, ready to change
+his profession. He could not have found wide prospects among the laity,
+for after a few months he took the vows, and ten or twelve years later
+he returned to Spain, the Superior of his Order, and went to a monastery
+in the province of Castellón.
+
+Francisco Guillén had changed his name, and was now called Fray José de
+Calasanz de Villanueva.
+
+If Fray José de Calasanz, on his return from America, had not learned
+much theology, at any rate he had learned more about life than in the
+early years of his priesthood, and had turned into a cunning hypocrite.
+His passions were of extraordinary violence, and despite his ability in
+concealing them, he could not altogether hide his underlying barbarity.
+
+His name figured several times, in a scandalous manner, along with the
+name of a certain farmer’s wife, who was a bit weak in the head.
+
+These pieces of gossip, though they gave him a bad reputation with the
+town people, did not prevent him from advancing in his career, for
+pretty soon, and no one quite knew for what reason, he was found to have
+acquired importance and to wield influence of decisive weight, not only
+in the Order, but among the whole clerical element of the city.
+
+At the same time that Father José de Calasanz was becoming so
+successful, the Tender-hearted took to the path of virtue and got
+married at Valencia to the proprietor of a little grocery shop in a lane
+near the market, his name being Antonio Fort.
+
+The Tender-hearted, once married, wrote to her brother to get him to
+make her father forgive her. The monk persuaded the old bandit, and the
+Tender-hearted went to Villanueva to receive the paternal pardon. The
+Tender-hearted, being married, lived an apparently retired and
+devout life. Her husband was a poor devil of not much weight. The
+Tender-hearted gave a great impetus to the shop. After she began to run
+the establishment there was always a great influx of priests and monks
+recommended by her brother.
+
+Some of them used to gather in the back-shop toward dusk for
+a _tertulia_, and it was said that one of the members of the
+_tertulia_,--a youthful little priest from Murcia,--had an understanding
+with the landlady.
+
+The priests’ _tertulia_ at Fort’s shop was a well-spring of riches and
+prosperity for the business. The little nuns of such-and-such a convent
+advised the ladies they knew to buy chocolate and sweets at Fort’s; the
+friars of another convent gave them an order for sugar or cinnamon, and
+cash poured into the drawer.
+
+The Tender-hearted had three children: Juan, Jerónimo, and Isabel.
+
+When the two elder were of an age to begin their education, Father José
+de Calasanz made a visit in Valencia.
+
+Father José had a powerful influence among the clergy, and he offered
+his support to his sister in case she found it well to dedicate one of
+her sons to the church.
+
+The Tender-hearted, who beginning to have great ambitions, considered
+that of her two sons, Juan, the elder, was the more serious and
+diligent, and she did not vacillate about sacrificing him to her
+ambitions.
+
+
+
+JUAN FORT
+
+Juan Fort was a boy of energy, very decided, although not very
+intelligent. His uncle, Fray José de Calasanz, when he knew him, grew
+fond of him. Fray José enjoyed great esteem in the Order that is
+called,--nobody knows whether it is in irony,--the Seraphic Order. Fray
+José consulted several competent persons and they advised him to send
+his nephew to study outside of Spain. It is known that among her
+ministers the Church prefers men without a country. Catholicism means
+universality, and the real Catholic has no other country than his
+religion, no other capital but Rome.
+
+Juan Fort, snatched from among his comrades and from the bosom of his
+family, went weeping in his uncle’s company to France, and entered the
+convent of Mont-de-Marson to pursue his studies.
+
+In this convent he made his monastic novitiate, and like all the
+individuals of that Order, changed his name, being called from then on,
+Father Vicente de Valencia.
+
+From Mont-de-Marson he passed to Toulouse, and when two years were up,
+he made a short stay in the monastery where his uncle was prior, and
+went to Rome.
+
+When the Tender-hearted went to embrace her son, on his passage through
+Valencia, she could see that his affection for her had vanished. As
+happens with nearly all the young men that enter a religious Order, Juan
+Fort felt a deep antipathy for his family and for his native town.
+
+The young Father Vicente de Valencia entered the convent of Aracceli at
+Rome, and continued his studies there.
+
+This was at the beginning of Leo XIII’s pontificate. At that epoch
+certain naïve elements in the Eternal City tried to initiate anti-Jesuit
+politics inside the Church. Liberals and Ultramontanists struggled in
+the darkness, in the periodicals, and in the universities.
+
+It was a phenomenon of this struggle,--which seems paradoxical,--that
+the partisans of tradition were the most liberal, and the partisans of
+Modernism the Ultramontanists. The lesser clergy and certain Cardinals
+felt vaguely liberal, and were searching for that something Christian,
+which, as people say, still remains in Catholicism. On the other hand,
+the Congregations, and above all the Jesuits, gave the note of radical
+Ultramontanism.
+
+The sons of Loyola had solved the culinary problem of making a
+meat-stew without meat; the Jesuits were making their Company the most
+anti-Christian of the Societies in the silent partnership.
+
+In Rome the prime defender of Ultramontanism had been the Abbé Perrone,
+an eloquent professor, whom the pressure of the traditional theologians
+obliged to read, before giving a lecture, a chapter of Saint Thomas on
+the point in question. Perrone, after offering, with gnashing of teeth,
+this tribute to tradition, used to say proudly: “And now, let us forget
+these old saws and get along.”
+
+Father Vicente de Valencia enrolled himself among the supporters of the
+Perronean Ultramontanism, and became, as was natural, considering his
+character, a furious authoritarian. This sombre man, whose vocation was
+repugnant to him, who had not the least religious feeling, who could
+perhaps have been a good soldier, took a long time to make himself
+perfectly at home in monastic life, struggled against the chains that
+chafed him, rebelled inwardly, and at last, not only did not succeed in
+breaking his fetters, but even considered them his one happiness.
+
+Little by little he dominated his rebelliousness, and he made himself a
+great worker and a tireless intriguer.
+
+The fruits of his will were great, greater than those of his intellect.
+
+Father Vicente wrote a theological treatise in Latin, rather uncouth,
+so the intellectual said, and which had the sole distinction of
+representing the most rabid of reactionary tendencies.
+
+_The Theological Commentaries of Father Vicente de Valencia_ did not
+attract the attention of the men who follow the sport of occupying
+themselves with such things, whether or no; the presses did not groan
+printing criticisms of the book; but the Society of Jesus took note of
+the author and assisted Fort with all its power.
+
+A fanatic and a man of mediocre intelligence, that monk might perhaps be
+a considerable force in the hands of the Society.
+
+A short while after the publication of his _Commentaries_, Father
+Vicente accompanied the general of his Order on a canonical visit to
+the monasteries in Spain, France, and Italy; later he was appointed
+successively Visitor General for Spain, Consultor of the monastic
+province of Valencia, Definer of the Order, and a voting councillor in
+the government of the Order.
+
+The news of these honours reached the Fort family in vague form; the
+haughty monk gave no account of his successes. He considered himself to
+be without a country and without a family.
+
+
+
+THE CARDINAL’S NEPHEW AND NIECE
+
+The Tender-hearted died without having the consolation of seeing her
+son again; Jerónimo Fort, the youngest child, became head of the shop,
+Isabel married a soldier, Carlos Moncada, with whom she went to live in
+Madrid.
+
+Isabel Fort lived there a long time without remembering her monk
+brother, until she learned, to her great surprise, that they had made
+him a Cardinal.
+
+Father Vicente left off calling himself that and changed into Cardinal
+Fort. The darkness that surrounded him turned to light, and his figure
+stood out strongly.
+
+“Cardinale Forte,” they called him in Rome. He was known to be one of
+the persons that guided the Vatican camarilla, and one of those who
+impelled Leo XIII to rectify the slightly liberal policy of the first
+years of his pontificate.
+
+Cardinal Fort filled high posts. He was a Consultor in the Congregation
+of Bishops and Regulars, afterwards in that of Rites and in that of the
+Holy Office, and on special occasions was confessor to Leo XIII.
+
+Certainly having a Cardinal in the family is something that makes a
+showing; and Isabel, as soon as she knew it, wrote by the advice of the
+family, to her brother, so as to renew relations with him.
+
+The Cardinal replied, expressing interest in her husband and her
+children. Isabel sent him their pictures, and phrases of affection were
+cordially interchanged.
+
+After that they kept on writing to each other, and in one letter the
+Cardinal invited Isabel to come to Rome. She hesitated; but her
+husband convinced her that she ought to accept the invitation. They all
+of them went, and the Cardinal received them very affectionately.
+
+Juan Fort was living at that time in a monastery, like the other monks.
+He enjoyed an enormous influence in Rome and in Spain. Isabel wanted her
+husband promoted, and the Cardinal obtained that in a moment.
+
+Then Fort talked to his sister of the propriety of dedicating Cæsar to
+the Church. He would enter the College of Nobles, then he would pass to
+the Nunciature, and in a short while he would be a potentate.
+
+Doña Isabel told this to her husband; but the idea didn’t please him.
+They talked among themselves, they discussed it, and the small boy, then
+twelve years old, settled the question himself, saying that he would
+kill himself rather than be a priest or a monk, because he was a
+Republican.
+
+The Cardinal was not enthusiastic over this rebellious youngster who
+dared to speak out what he, in his childhood, would not have been bold
+enough to insinuate; but if Cæsar did not appeal to him, on the other
+hand he was very much taken with Laura’s beauty and charm.
+
+The Moncada family returned to Spain after spending some months in Rome.
+Two years later Doña Isabel’s husband died, and she, recalling the
+offers of her brother, the Cardinal, left Cæsar in an Escolapian
+college in Madrid, and went to Rome, taking Laura with her.
+
+The Cardinal, in the meanwhile, had changed his position and his
+domicile; he was now living in the Palazzo Altemps in the Via di S.
+Apellinare, and leading a more sumptuous life.
+
+They reproached him in Rome for his exclusiveness and at the same time
+for his tendency to ostentation. They said that if he was silent about
+himself, it was not through modesty, but because that is the best method
+to arrive at being a candidate for the tiara.
+
+They added that he was very fond of showing himself in his red robes,
+and in fine carriages, and this ostentatious taste was explained among
+the Italians by saying: “It’s simple enough; he is Spanish.”
+
+Publicly it was said that he was a great theologian, but privately he
+was considered a strong man, although of mediocre intelligence.
+
+“A Fort is always strong,” they said of him, making a pun on his name.
+“He is one of the Spanish Eminences who rule the Pope,” a great English
+periodical stated, referring to him.
+
+On receiving his sister and his niece, the Cardinal put all his
+influence with the Black Party in play so that they should be accepted
+by the aristocratic society of Rome. He achieved that without much
+difficulty. Laura and her mother were naturaly distinguished and
+tactful, and they succeeded in forming a circle.
+
+The Cardinal felt proud of his family; and accompanying the two women
+gave him occasion for visiting many people.
+
+Roman slander calumniated Fort, assuming him to be having a love affair
+with his niece. Juan Fort showed an affection for Laura which seemed
+unheard of by those that knew him.
+
+The Cardinal was a man of exuberant pride, and he knew how to control
+himself. He felt a great fondness for Laura; but if there was anything
+more in this fondness than tranquil fatherly affection, if there was any
+passion, only he knew it; the fire lurked very deep in his overshaded
+soul.
+
+Laura made, socially speaking, a good marriage. She married the Marquis
+of Vaccarone, a babbling Neapolitan, insubstantial and light. In a short
+while, seeing that they were not congenial, she arranged for an amicable
+separation and the two lived independent.
+
+
+
+
+III. CÆSAR MONCADA
+
+AT THE ESCOLAPIANS
+
+
+Cæsar studied in Madrid in an Escolapian college in the Calle de
+Hortaleza, where he was an intern all the time he was taking his
+bachelor’s degree.
+
+His mother had gone to live in Valencia, after marrying Laura off,
+and Cæsar passed his vacations with her at a country-place in a
+neighbouring village.
+
+Several times a year Cæsar received letters and photographs from his
+sister, and one winter Laura came to Valencia. She retained a great
+fondness for Cæsar; he was fond of her too, although he did not show
+it, because his character was little inclined to affectionate expansion.
+
+At college Cæsar showed himself to be a somewhat strange and absurd
+youth. As he was slight and of a sickly appearance, the teachers treated
+him with a certain consideration.
+
+One day a teacher noticed that Cæsar creaked when he moved, as if his
+clothes were starched.
+
+“What are you wearing?” he asked him.
+
+“Nothing.”
+
+“Nothing, indeed! Unbutton your jacket.”
+
+Cæsar turned very pale and did not unbutton it; but the master, seizing
+him by a lapel, unbuttoned his jacket and his waistcoat, and found that
+the student was covered with papers.
+
+“What are these papers? For what purpose are you keeping them here?”
+
+“He does it,” one of his fellow students replied, laughing, “because
+he is afraid of catching cold and becoming consumptive.” They all made
+comments on the boy’s eccentricity, and a few days later, to show that
+he was not a coward, he tried to go out on the balcony on a cold winter
+night, with his chest bare.
+
+Among his fellow-students Cæsar had an intimate friend, Ignacio
+Alzugaray, to whom he confided and explained his prejudices and doubts.
+Alzugaray was not a boarder, but a day-scholar.
+
+Ignacio brought anti-clerical periodicals to school, which Cæsar read
+with enthusiasm. His sojourn in a religious college was producing a
+frantic hatred for priests in young Moncada.
+
+Cæsar was remarkable for the rapidity of his decisions and the lack of
+vacillation in his opinions. He felt no timidity about either affirming
+or denying.
+
+His convictions were absolute; when he believed in the exact truth of a
+thing, he did not vacillate, he did not go back and discuss it; but if
+his belief faltered, then he changed his opinion radically and went
+ahead stating the contrary of his previous statements, without
+recollecting his abandoned ideas.
+
+His other fellow-students did not care about discussions with a lad who
+appeared to have a monopoly of the truth.
+
+“Professor So-and-So is a beast; What-you-call-him is a talented chap;
+that fellow is a thick-witted chap. This kid is all right; that one is
+not.”
+
+In this rail-splitting manner did young Moncada announce his decisions,
+as if he held the secret explanation of all things tight between his
+fingers.
+
+Alzugaray seldom shared his friend’s opinions; but in spite of this
+divergence they understood each other very well.
+
+Alzugaray came of a modest family; his mother, the widow of a government
+clerk, lived on her pension and on the income from some property they
+owned in the North.
+
+Ignacio Alzugaray was very fond of his mother and his sister, and was
+always talking about them. Cæsar alone would listen without being
+impatient to the meticulous narratives Ignacio told about the things
+that happened at home.
+
+Alzugaray was of a very Catholic and very Carlist family; but like
+Cæsar, he was beginning to protest against such ideas and to show
+himself Liberal, Republican, and even Anarchistic. Ignacio Alzugaray was
+a nephew of Carlos Yarza, the Spanish author, who lived in Paris, and
+who had taken part in the Commune and in the Insurrection of Cartagena.
+
+Cæsar, on hearing Alzugaray recount the doings of his uncle Carlos
+Yarza various times, said to his fellow-student:
+
+“When I get out of this college, the first thing I am going to do is to
+go to Paris to talk with your uncle.”
+
+“What for?”
+
+“I have to talk to him.”
+
+As a matter of fact, once his course was finished, Cæsar left the
+college, took a third-class ticket, went to Paris, and from there wrote
+to his mother informing her what he had done. Carlos Yarza, Alzugaray’s
+uncle, received him very affectionately. He took him to dine and
+explained a good many things. Cæsar asked the old man no end of
+questions and listened to him with real avidity.
+
+Carlos Yarza was at that time an employee in a bank. At this epoch his
+forte was for questions of speculation. He had put his mind and his will
+to the study of these matters and had the glimmering of a system in
+things where everybody else saw only contingencies without any possible
+law.
+
+Cæsar accompanied Yarza to the Bourse and was amazed and stirred at
+seeing the enormous activity there.
+
+Yarza cleared away the innumerable doubts that occurred to the boy.
+
+In the short time Cæsar spent in Paris he came to a most important
+conclusion, which was that in this life one had to fight terribly to get
+anywhere.
+
+One day, on awakening in the shabby little room where he lodged, he
+found that the arms of a very smart woman were around his neck. It was
+Laura, very contented and joyful to surprise her madcap brother.
+
+“Mamma is alarmed,” Laura told him. “What are you doing here all this
+time? Are you in love?” “I? Bah!”
+
+“Then what have you been doing?”
+
+“I’ve been going to the Bourse.”
+
+
+
+SOUNDING-LINES IN LIFE
+
+Laura burst out laughing, and she accompanied her brother back to
+Valencia. Cæsar’s mother wished the lad to take his law course there,
+but Cæsar decided to do it in Madrid.
+
+“A provincial capital is an insupportable place,” he said.
+
+Cæsar went to Madrid and rented a study and a bed-room, cheap and
+unrestricted.
+
+He boarded in one house and lodged at another. Thus he felt more free.
+
+Cæsar believed that it was not worth the trouble to study law
+seriously; and he imagined moreover that to study so many routine
+conceptions, which may be false, such as the conception of the soul, of
+equity, of responsibility, etc., would bring him to a shyster lawyer’s
+vulgar and affected idea of life. To counteract this tendency he devoted
+himself to studying zoology at the University, and the next year he took
+a course in physiology at San Carlos.
+
+At the same time he did not neglect the stock exchange; his great pride
+was to acquaint himself thoroughly with the details of the speculations
+made and to talk in the crowds.
+
+As a student he was mediocre. He learned the secret of passing
+examinations well with the minimum of effort, and practised it. He
+found that by knowing only a couple of things under each heading of the
+program, it was enough for him to answer and to pass well. And so, from
+the beginning of each course, he marked in the text the two or three
+lines of every page which seemed to him to comprise the essential, and
+having learned those, considered his knowledge sufficient.
+
+Cæsar had a deep contempt for the University and for his
+fellow-students; all their rows and manifestations seemed to him
+repulsively flat and stupid.
+
+Alzugaray was studying law too, and had obtained a clerkship in a
+Ministry. Alzugaray got drunk on music. His great enthusiasm was for
+playing the ‘cello. Cæsar used to call on him at his office and at
+home.
+
+The clerks at the Ministry seemed to Cæsar to form part of an inferior
+human race.
+
+At Alzugaray’s house, Cæsar felt at home. Ignacio’s mother, a lady with
+white hair, was always making stockings, and after dinner she recited
+the rosary with the maid; Alzugaray’s sister, Celedonia, a tall ungainly
+lass, was often ill.
+
+All the family thought a great deal of Cæsar; his advice was followed
+at that house, and one of the operations on ‘change that he recommended
+making with some Foreign bonds that Ignacio’s mother was holding at the
+time of the Cuban War, gave everybody in the house an extraordinary idea
+of young Moncada’s financial talents.
+
+Cæsar kept his balance among his separate activities; one set of
+studies complemented others. This diversity of points of view kept him
+from taking the false and one-sided position that those who preoccupy
+themselves with one branch of knowledge exclusively get into.
+
+The one-sided position is most useful to a specialist, to a man who
+expects to remain satisfied in the place where chance has put him; but
+it is useless for one who proposes to enter life with his blood afire.
+
+As almost always occurs, the projecting of ideas of distinct derivation
+and of different orders into the same plane, carried Cæsar into
+absolute scepticism, scepticism about things, and especially scepticism
+about the instrument of knowledge.
+
+His negation had no reference,--far from it,--to women, to love, or
+to friends, things where the pedantic and ostentatious scepticism of
+literary men of the Larra type usually finds its fodder; his nihilism
+was much more the confusion and discomposure of one that explores a
+region well or badly, and finds no landmarks there, no paths, and
+returns with a belief that even the compass is not exact in what it
+shows.
+
+“Nothing absolute exists,” Cæsar told himself, “neither science nor
+mathematics nor even the truth, can be an absolute thing.”
+
+Arriving at this result surprised Cæsar a good deal. On finding that he
+was not successful in lighting on a philosophical system which would be
+a guide to him and which could be reasoned out like a theorem, he sought
+within the purely subjective for something that might satisfy him and
+serve as a standard.
+
+
+
+A PHILOSOPHY
+
+Toward the end of their course Cæsar presented himself one day in his
+friend Alzugaray’s office.
+
+“I think,” he said, “that I am getting my philosophy into shape.”
+
+“My dear man!”
+
+“Yes. I have tacked some new contours on to my Darwinian pragmatism.”
+
+Alzugaray, in whom every treasure-trove of his friend’s always produced
+great surprise, stood staring naïvely at him.
+
+“Yes, I am building up my system,” Cæsar went on, “a system within
+relative truth. It is clear.”
+
+“Let’s hear what it is.”
+
+“In regard to us,” said Cæsar, as if he were speaking of something
+that had happened in the street a few minutes before, “our uncertain
+instrument of knowledge makes two apparent states of nature seem real to
+us; one, the static, in which things are perceived by us as motionless;
+the other, the dynamic, wherein these same things are found in motion.
+It is clear that in reality everything is in motion; but within the
+relative truth of our ideas we are able to believe that there are some
+things in repose and others in action. Isn’t that so?”
+
+“Yes. That is, I think so,” replied Alzugaray, who was beginning to
+wonder if the whole earth was trembling under his feet.
+
+“Good!” Cæsar continued. “I am going to pass from nature to life: I
+am going to assume that life has a purpose. Where can this purpose be
+found? We don’t know. But what can be the machinery of this purpose?
+Only movement, action. That is to say, struggle. This assertion once
+made, I am going to take a hand in carrying it out. The things we call
+spiritual also are dynamic. Who says anything whatsoever says matter and
+force; who says force affirms attraction and repulsion; attraction and
+repulsion are synonymous with movement, with struggle, with action. Now
+I am inside of my system. It will consist of putting all the forces near
+me into movement, into action, into struggle. What pleasure may there be
+in this? First, the pleasure of doing, the pleasure, we might call
+it, of efficiency; secondly, the pleasure of seeing, the pleasure of
+observing.... What do you think of it?”
+
+“Fine, man! The things you start are always good.” “Then there is the
+moral point. I think I have settled that too.”
+
+“That too?”
+
+“Yes. Morals should be nothing more than the true, fitting, and natural
+law of man. Man considered solely as a spiritual machine? No. Considered
+as an animal that eats and drinks? Not that either. Man considered as a
+complete whole. Isn’t that so?”
+
+“I believe it is.”
+
+“I proceed. In nature laws become more obscure, according as more
+complicated objects of knowledge turn up. We all clearly see the law
+of the triangle, and the law of oxygen or of carbon with the same
+clearness. These laws appear to us as being without exception. But then
+comes the mineral, and we begin to see variations; in this form it
+exerts one attraction, in that form a different one. We ascend to
+the vegetable and find a sort of surprise-package. The surprises are
+centupled in the animal; and are raised to an unknown degree in man.
+What is the law of man, as man? We do not know it, probably we shall
+never know it. Right and justice may be truths, but they will always
+be fractional truths. Traditional morality is a pragmatism, useful and
+efficacious for social life, for well-ordered life; but at the bottom,
+without reality. Summing all this up: first, life is a labyrinth
+which has no Ariadne’s thread but one,--action; secondly, man is upheld
+in his high qualities by force and struggle. Those are my conclusions.”
+
+“Clever devil! I don’t know what to say to you.”
+
+Alzugaray asserted that, without taking it upon him to say whether his
+friend’s ideas were good or bad, they had no practical value; but
+Cæsar insisted once and many times on the advantages he saw in his
+metaphysics.
+
+
+
+ENCHIRIDION SAPIENTIAE
+
+Cæsar remained in the same sphere during the whole period of his law
+course, always seeking, according to his own words, to add one wheel
+more to his machine.
+
+His life contained few incidents; summers he went to Valencia, and
+there, in the villa, he read and talked with the peasants. His mother,
+devoted solely to the Church, bothered herself little about her son.
+
+Cæsar ended his studies, and on his coming of age, they gave him his
+share of his father’s estate.
+
+Incontinently he took the train, he went to Paris, he looked up Yarza.
+He explained to him his vague projects of action. Yarza listened
+attentively, and said:
+
+“Perhaps it will appear foolish to you, but I am going to give you a
+book I wrote, which I should like you to read. It’s called _Enchiridion
+Sapientiae_. In my youth I was something of a Latinist. In these pages,
+less than a hundred, I have gathered my observations about the financial
+and political world. It might as well be called _Contribution to
+Common-sense, or Neo-Machiavellianism_. If you find that it helps you,
+keep it.”
+
+Cæsar read the book with concentrated attention.
+
+“How did it strike you?” said Yarza.
+
+“There are many things in it I don’t agree with; I shall have to think
+over them again.”
+
+“All right. Then keep my _Enchiridion_ and go on to London. Paris is a
+city that has finished. It is not worth the trouble of losing one’s time
+staying here.”
+
+Cæsar went to London, always with the firm intention of going into
+something. From time to time he wrote a long letter to Ignacio
+Alzugaray, telling him his impressions of politics and financial
+questions.
+
+While he was in London his sister joined him and invited him to go to
+Florence; two years later she begged him to accompany her to Rome.
+Cæsar had always declined to visit the Eternal City, until, on that
+occasion, he himself showed a desire to go to Rome with his sister.
+
+
+
+
+IV. PEOPLE WHO PASS CLOSE BY
+
+_THE SAN MARTINO YOUNG LADIES_
+
+Arrived at Rome, Laura and Cæsar went up to the hotel, and were
+received by a bald gentleman with a pointed moustache, who showed them
+into a large round salon with a very high ceiling.
+
+It was a theatrical salon, with antique furniture and large red-velvet
+arm-chairs with gilded legs. The enormous mirrors, somewhat tarnished
+by age, made the salon appear even larger. On the consoles and cabinets
+gleamed objects of majolica and porcelain.
+
+The big window of this salon opened on the Piazza Esedra di Termini.
+Cæsar and Laura looked out through the glass. It was beginning to rain
+again; the great semi-circular extent of the square was shining with
+rain.
+
+The passing trams slipped around the curve in the track; a caravan of
+tourists in ten or twelve carriages in file, all with their umbrellas
+open, were preparing to visit the monuments of Rome; strolling pedlars
+were showing them knick-knacks and religious gewgaws.
+
+Cæsar’s and Laura’s rooms were got ready and the manager of the hotel
+asked them again if they had need of nothing else.
+
+“What are you going to do?” said Laura to her brother.
+
+“I am going to stretch myself out in bed for a while.”
+
+“Lunch at half-past twelve.”
+
+“Good, I will get up at that time.”
+
+“Good-bye, _bambino_. Have a good rest. Put on your black suit to come
+to the table.”
+
+“Very well.” Cæsar stretched himself on the bed, slept off and on,
+somewhat feverish from fatigue, and at about twelve he woke at the noise
+they made in bringing his luggage into the room. He got up to open the
+trunks, washed and dressed, and when the customary gong resounded, he
+presented himself in the salon.
+
+Laura was chatting with two young ladies and an older lady, the Countess
+of San Martino and her daughters. They were in Rome for the season and
+lived regularly in Venice.
+
+Laura introduced her brother to these ladies, and the Countess pressed
+Cæsar’s hand between both of hers, very affectionately.
+
+The Countess was tiny and dried-up: a mummy with the face of a
+grey-hound, her skin close to her bones, her lips painted, little
+penetrating blue eyes, and great vivacity in her movements. She dressed
+in a showy manner; wore jewels on her bosom, on her head, on her
+fingers.
+
+The daughters looked like two little blond princesses: with rosy cheeks,
+eyebrows like two golden brush-strokes, almost colourless, clear blue
+eyes of a heavenly blue, and such small red lips, that on seeing them,
+the classical simile of cherries came at once to one’s mind.
+
+The Countess of San Martino asked Cæsar like a shot if he was married
+and if he hadn’t a sweetheart. Cæsar replied that he was a bachelor and
+that he had no sweetheart, and then the Countess came back by asking if
+he felt no vocation for matrimony.
+
+“No, I believe I don’t,” responded Cæsar.
+
+The two young women smiled, and their mother said, with truly diverting
+familiarity, that men were becoming impossible. Afterwards she added
+that she was anxious for her daughters to marry.
+
+“When one of these children is married and has a _bambino_, I shall be
+more contented! If God sent me a _cheru-bino del cielo_, I shouldn’t be
+more so.”
+
+Laura laughed, and one of the little blondes remarked with aristocratic
+indifference: “Getting married comes first, mamma.”
+
+To this the Countess of San Martino observed that she didn’t understand
+the behaviour of girls nowadays.
+
+“When I was a young thing, I always had five or six beaux at once;
+but my daughters haven’t the same idea. They are so indifferent, so
+superior!”
+
+“It seems that you two don’t take all the notice you should,” said
+Cæsar to the girls in French.
+
+“You see what a mistake it is,” answered one of them, smiling.
+
+The last round of the gong sounded and various persons entered the
+salon. Laura knew the majority of them and introduced them, as they
+came, to her brother.
+
+
+
+_OBSERVATIONS BY CÆSAR_
+
+The waiter appeared at the door, announced that lunch was ready, and
+they all passed into the dining-room.
+
+Laura and her brother were installed at a small table beside the window.
+
+The dining-room, very large and very high, flaunted decorations copied
+from some palace. They consisted of a tapestry with garlands of flowers,
+and medallions. In each medallion were the letters S.P.Q.R. and various
+epicurean phrases of the Romans: “_Carpe diem. Post mortem nulla
+voluptas_,” et cetera.
+
+“Beautiful decoration, but very cold,” said Cæsar. “I should prefer
+rather fewer mottoes and a little more warmth.”
+
+“You are very hard to please,” retorted Laura.
+
+Shortly after getting seated, everybody began to talk from table to
+table and even from one end of the room to the other. There was none of
+that classic coolness among the people in the hotel which the English
+have spread everywhere, along with underdone meat and bottled sauces.
+
+Cæsar devoted himself for the first few moments to ethnology.
+
+“Even from the people you find here, you can see that there is a great
+diversity of ethnic type in Italy,” he said to Laura. “That blond boy
+and the Misses San Martino are surely of Saxon origin; the waiter, on
+the other hand, swarthy like that, is a Berber.”
+
+“Because the blond boy and the San Martines are from the North, and the
+waiter must be Neapolitan or Sicilian.
+
+“Besides, there is still another type: shown by that dark young woman
+over there, with the melancholy air. She must be a Celtic type. What
+is obvious is that there is great liveliness in these people, great
+elegance in their movements. They are like actors giving a good
+performance.”
+
+Cæsar’s observations were interrupted by the arrival of a dark, plump
+woman, who came in from the street, accompanied by her daughter, a blond
+girl, fat, smiling, and a bit timid.
+
+This lady and Laura bowed with much ceremony.
+
+“Who is she?” asked Cæsar in a low tone.
+
+“It is the Countess Brenda,” said Laura.
+
+“Another countess! But are all the women here countesses?”
+
+“Don’t talk nonsense.”
+
+At the other end of the dining-room a young Neapolitan with the
+expression of a Pulcinella and violent gestures, raised his sing-song
+voice, talking very loud and making everybody laugh.
+
+After lunching, Cæsar went out to post some cards, and as it was
+raining buckets, he took refuge in the arcades of the Piazza Esedra.
+
+When he was tired of walking he returned to the hotel, went to his room,
+turned on the light, and started to continue his unfinished perusal of
+Proudhon’s book on the speculator.
+
+And while he read, there came from the salon the notes of a Tzigane
+waltz played on the piano.
+
+
+
+_ART, FOR DECEIVED HUSBANDS_
+
+Cæsar was writing something on the margin of a page when there came a
+knock at his door. “Come in,” said Cæsar.
+
+It was Laura.
+
+“Where are you keeping yourself?” she asked.
+
+“Here I am, reading a little.”
+
+“But my dear man, we are waiting for you.”
+
+“What for?”
+
+“The idea, what for? To talk.”
+
+“I don’t feel like talking. I am very tired.”
+
+“But, _bambino; Benedetto_. Are you going to live your life avoiding
+everybody?”
+
+“No; I will come out tomorrow.”
+
+“What do you want to do tonight?”
+
+“Tonight! Nothing.”
+
+“Don’t you want to go to the theatre?”
+
+“No, no; I have a tremendously weak pulse, and a little fever. My hands
+are on fire at this moment.”
+
+“What foolishness!”
+
+“It’s true.”
+
+“So then you won’t come out?”
+
+“No.”
+
+“All right. As you wish.”
+
+“When the weather is good, I will go out.”
+
+“Do you want me to fetch you a Baedeker?”
+
+“No, I have no use for it.”
+
+“Don’t you intend to look at the sights, either?”
+
+“Yes, I will look willingly at what comes before my eyes; it wouldn’t
+please me if the same thing happened to me that took place in Florence.”
+
+“What happened to you in Florence?”
+
+“I lost my time lamentably, getting enthusiastic over Botticelli,
+Donatello, and a lot of other foolishness, and when I got back to London
+it cost me a good deal of work to succeed in forgetting those things and
+getting myself settled in my financial investigations again. So that
+now I have decided to see nothing except in leisure moments and without
+attaching any importance to all those fiddle-faddles.” “But what
+childishness! Is it going to distract you so much from your work, from
+that serious work you have in hand, to go and see a few pictures or some
+statues?”
+
+“To see them, no, not exactly; but to occupy myself with them, yes.
+Art is a good thing for those who haven’t the strength to live, in
+realities. It is a good form of sport for old maids, for deceived
+husbands who need consolation, as hysterical persons need morphine....”
+
+“And for strong people like you, what is there?” asked Laura,
+ironically.
+
+“For strong people!... Action.”
+
+“And you call lying in bed, reading, action?”
+
+“Yes, when one reads with the intentions I read with.”
+
+“And what are they? What is it you are plotting?”
+
+“I will tell you.”
+
+Laura saw that she could not convince her brother, and returned to the
+salon. A moment before dinner was announced Cæsar got dressed again in
+black, put on his patent-leather shoes, looked at himself offhandedly in
+the mirror, saw that he was all right, and joined his sister.
+
+
+
+
+V. THE ABBE PRECIOZI. _THE BIG BIRDS IN ROME_
+
+
+The next day Cæsar awoke at nine, jumped out of bed, and went to
+breakfast. Laura had left word that she would not eat at home. Cæsar
+took an umbrella and went out into the street. The weather was very dark
+but it held off from rain.
+
+Cæsar took the Via Nazionale toward the centre of town. Among the
+crowd, some foreigners with red guide-books in their hands, were walking
+with long strides to see the sights of Rome, which the code of worldly
+snobbishness considers it indispensable to admire.
+
+Cæsar had no settled goal. On a plan of the city, hung in a newspaper
+kiosk, he found the situation of the Piazza Esedra, the hotel and the
+adjacent streets, and continued slowly ahead.
+
+“How many people there must be who are excited and have an irregular
+pulse on arriving for the first time in one of these historic towns,”
+ thought Cæsar. “I, for my part, was in that situation the first time I
+clearly understood the mechanism of the London Exchange.”
+
+Cæsar continued down the Via Nazionale and stopped in a small square
+with a little garden and a palm. Bounding the square on one side arose
+a greenish wall, and above this wall, which was adorned with statues,
+stretched a high garden with magnificent trees, and among them a great
+stone pine.
+
+“A beautiful garden to walk in,” said Cæsar. “Perhaps it is an historic
+spot, perhaps it isn’t. I am very happy that I don’t know either its
+name or its history, if it really has one.” From the same point in the
+Via Nazionale, a street with flights of steps could be seen to the left,
+and below a white stone column.
+
+“Nothing doing; I don’t know what that is either,” thought Cæsar; “the
+truth is that one is terribly ignorant. To make matters even, what a
+well of knowledge about questions of finance there is in my cranium!”
+
+Cæsar continued on to the Piazza Venezia, contemplated the palace of
+the Austrian Embassy, yellow, battlemented; and stopped under a big
+white umbrella, stuck up to protect the switchman of the tramway.
+
+“Here, at least, the weight of tradition or history is not noticeable. I
+don’t believe this canvas is a piece of Brutus’s tunic, or of Pompey’s
+campaign tent. I feel at home here; this canvas modernizes me.”
+
+The square was very animated at that moment: groups of seminarians were
+passing in robes of black, red, blue, violet, and sashes of contrasting
+colours; monks of all sorts were crossing, smooth-shaven, bearded, in
+black, white, brown; foreign priests were conversing in groups, wearing
+little dishevelled hats adorned with a tassel; horrible nuns with
+moustaches and black moles, and sweet little white nuns, with a
+coquettish air.
+
+The clerical fauna was admirably represented. A Capuchin friar,
+long-bearded and dirty, with the air of a footpad, and an umbrella by
+way of a blunderbuss or musket under his arm, was talking to a Sister of
+Charity.
+
+“Undoubtedly religion is a very picturesque thing,” murmured Cæsar. “A
+spectacular impressario would not have the imagination to think out all
+these costumes.”
+
+Cæsar took the Corso. Before he reached the Piazza Colonna it began to
+rain. The coachmen took out enormous umbrellas, all rolled up, opened
+them and stood them in iron supports, in such a way that the box-seat
+was as it were under a campaign tent.
+
+Cæsar took refuge in the entrance to a bazaar. The rain began to assume
+the proportions of a downpour. An old friar, with a big beard, a white
+habit, and a hood, armed with an untamable umbrella, attempted to cross
+the square. The umbrella turned inside out in the gusts of wind, and his
+beard seemed to be trying to get away from his face.
+
+“Pavero frate!” said one of the crowd, smiling.
+
+A priest passed hidden under an umbrella. A tough among the refugees in
+the bazaar-doorway said that you couldn’t tell if it was a woman or a
+priest, and the cleric, who no doubt heard the remark, threw a severe
+and threatening look at the group.
+
+It stopped raining, and Cæsar continued his walk along the Corso. He
+went a bit out of his way to throw a glance at the Piazza di Spagna.
+The great stairway in that square was shining, wet with the rain; a few
+seminarians in groups were going up the steps toward the Pincio.
+
+Cæsar arrived at the Piazza del Popolo and stopped near some
+ragamuffins who were playing a game, throwing coins in the air. A
+tattered urchin had written with charcoal on a wall: “Viva Musolino!”
+ and below that he was drawing a heart pierced by two daggers.
+
+“Very good,” murmured Cæsar. “This youngster is like me: an advocate of
+action.”
+
+It began to rain again; Cæsar decided to turn back. He took the same
+route and entered a café on the Corso for lunch. The afternoon turned
+out magnificent and Cæsar went wandering about at random.
+
+
+
+_THE CICERONE_
+
+At twilight he returned to his inn, changed, and went to the salon.
+Laura was conversing with a young abbé. “The Abbé Preciozi.... My
+brother Cæsar.”
+
+The Abbé Preciozi was one of the household of Cardinal Fort, who had
+sent him to the hotel to act as cicerone to his nephew.
+
+“Uncle has sent the abbé so that he can show you Rome.” “Oh, many
+thanks!” answered Cæsar. “I will make use of his knowledge; but I
+don’t want him to neglect his occupations or to put himself out on my
+account.” “No, no. I am at your disposition,” replied the abbé, “His
+Eminence has given me orders to wait on you, and it will not put me out
+in the least.”
+
+“You will have dinner with us, Preciozi?” said Laura.
+
+“Oh, Marchesa! Thank you so much!”
+
+And the abbé bowed ceremoniously.
+
+The three dined together, and afterwards went to the salon to chat.
+One of the San Martino young ladies played the viola and the other the
+piano, and people urged them to exhibit their skill.
+
+The talkative Neapolitan turned over the pieces of music in the
+music-stand, and after discussing with the two _contessinas_, he placed
+on the rack the “Intermezzo” from _Cavalleria Rusticana_.
+
+The two sisters played, and the listeners made great eulogies about
+their ability.
+
+Laura presented Cæsar and the Abbé Preciozi to the Countess Brenda and
+to a lady who had just arrived from Malta.
+
+“Did you know Rome before?” the Countess asked Cæsar in French.
+
+“No.”
+
+“And how does it strike you?”
+
+“My opinion is of no value,” said Cæsar. “I am not an artist. Imagine;
+my specialty is financial questions. Up to the present what has given me
+the greatest shock is to find that Rome has walls.”
+
+“You didn’t know it?” asked Laura.
+
+“No.”
+
+“Dear child, I find that you are very ignorant.”
+
+“What do you wish?” replied Cæsar in Spanish. “I am inclined to be
+ignorant of everything I don’t get anything out of.”
+
+Cæsar spoke jokingly of a square like a hole in the ground, out of
+which rises a white column similar to the one in Paris in the Place
+Vendôme.
+
+“What does he mean? Trajan’s column?” asked Preciozi. “It must be,” said
+Laura. “I have a brother who’s a barbarian. Weren’t you in the Forum,
+too?”
+
+“Which is the Forum? An open space where there are a lot of stones?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“I passed by there; there were a good many tourists, crowds of young
+ladies peering intently into corners and a gentleman with a bag over his
+shoulder who was pointing out some columns with an umbrella. Afterwards
+I saw a ticket-window. ‘That doubtless means that one pays to get in,’ I
+said, and as the ground was covered with mud and I didn’t care to wet my
+feet, I asked a young rascal who was selling post-cards what that place
+was. I didn’t quite understand his explanation, which I am sure was very
+amusing. He confused Emperors with the Madonna and the saints. I gave
+the lad a lira and had some trouble in escaping from there, because he
+followed me around everywhere calling me Excellency.”
+
+“I think Don Cæsar is making fun of us,” said Preciozi.
+
+“No, no.”
+
+“But really, how did Rome strike you, on the whole?” asked the abbe.
+
+“Well, I find it like a mixture of a monumental great city and a
+provincial capital.”
+
+“That is possible,” responded the abbe. “Undoubtedly the provincial city
+is more of a city than the big modern capitals, where there is nothing
+to see but fine hotels on one hand and horrible hovels on the other. If
+you came from America, like me, you would see how agreeable you would
+find the impression of a city that one gets here. To forget all the
+geometry, the streets laid out with a compass, the right angles....”
+
+“Probably so.”
+
+The abbe seemed to have an interest in gaining Cæsar’s friendship.
+Cæsar said to him that, if he wished, they could go to his room to chat
+and smoke. The abbe accepted with gusto, and Cæsar, being a suspicious
+person, wondered if the Cardinal might have sent the abbe to find out
+what sort of man he was. Then he considered that his ideas must be of no
+importance whatsoever to his uncle; but on the chance, he set himself
+to throwing the abbé off the scent, talking volubly and emitting
+contradictory opinions about everything.
+
+After chattering a long while and devoting himself to free paradox,
+Cæsar thought that for the first session he had not done altogether
+badly. Preciozi took leave, promising to come back the next day.
+
+“If he reports our conversation to my uncle, the man won’t know what to
+think of me,” reflected Cæsar, on going to bed. “It would not be too
+much to expect, if His Eminence became interested and sent to fetch me.
+But I don’t believe he will; my uncle cannot be intelligent enough to
+have the curiosity to know a man like me.”
+
+
+
+
+VI. THE LITTLE INTERESTS OF THE PEOPLE IN A ROMAN HOTEL. _INTIMACIES_
+
+
+During some days the main interest of the people in the hotel was the
+growing intimacy established between the Marchesa Sciacca, who was the
+lady from Malta, and the Neapolitan with the Pulcinella air, Signor
+Carminatti.
+
+The Maltese must have been haughty and exclusive, to judge from the
+queenly air she assumed. Only with the handsome Neapolitan did she
+behave amiably.
+
+In the dining-room the Maltese sat with her two children, a boy and a
+girl, at the other end from where Cæsar and Laura were accustomed
+to sit. At her side, at a table close by, chattered and jested the
+diplomatic Carminatti.
+
+The Marquis of Sciacca was ill with diabetes; he had come to Rome
+to take a treatment, and during these days he did not come to the
+dining-room.
+
+The Marchesa was one of those mixed types, unharmonious, common among
+mongrel races. Her black hair shone like jet, her lips looked like an
+Egyptian’s, and her eyes of a very light blue showed off in a curious
+way in her bronzed face. She powdered her face, she painted her lips,
+she shaded her eyes with kohl. Her appearance was that of a proud,
+revengeful woman.
+
+She ate with much nicety, opening her mouth so little that she could put
+no more than the tip of her spoon between her lips; with her children
+she talked English and Italian in equal perfection, and when she heard
+young Carminatti’s facetious remarks she laughed with marked impudence.
+Signer Carminatti was tall, with a black moustache, a hooked nose,
+well-formed languid eyes, lively and somewhat clownish gestures; he was
+at the same time sad and merry, melancholy and smiling, he changed his
+expression every moment. He was in the habit of appearing in the salon
+in a dinner-jacket, with a large flower in his button-hole and two or
+three fat diamonds on his chest. He would come along dragging his feet,
+would bow, make a joke, stand mournful; and this fluency of expression,
+and these gesticulations, gave him a manner halfway between woman and
+child.
+
+When he grew petulant, especially, he seemed like a woman. “Macché!”
+ he would say continually, with an acrid voice and the disgusted air of
+an hysterical dame.
+
+In spite of his frequent petulant fits, he was the person most esteemed
+by the ladies of the hotel, both young and married.
+
+“He is the darling of the ladies,” the Countess Brenda said of him,
+mockingly.
+
+Laura had not the least use for him.
+
+“I know that type by heart,” she asserted with disdain.
+
+During lunch and dinner Signor Carminatti did not leave off talking for
+a moment with the Maltese. The Marchesa Sciacca’s children often wanted
+to tell their mother something; but she hushed them so as to be able to
+hear the bright sayings of the handsome Neapolitan.
+
+The San Martino young ladies and the Countess Brenda’s daughter kept
+trying to find a way to steal Carminatti for their group; but he always
+went back to the Maltese, doubtless because her conversation was more
+diverting and spicy.
+
+
+
+_THE CONTESSINA BRENDA_
+
+The Countess Brenda’s daughter, Beatrice Brenda, in spite of her pea-hen
+air, was always endeavouring to stir up the Neapolitan and to start a
+conversation with him; but Carminatti in his light-hearted way would
+reply with a jest or a fatuous remark and betake himself again to the
+Marchesa Sciacca, who would make her disturbing children hush because
+they often prevented her from catching what the Neapolitan was saying.
+
+She was not to be despised, not by a long shot, was Signorina Bice, not
+in any respect; besides being very rich, she was a beautiful girl and
+promised to be more beautiful; she had the type of Titian’s women, an
+opaline white skin, as though made of mother-of-pearl, plump milky arms,
+and dark eyes. The one thing lacking in her was expression.
+
+She used frequently to go about in the company of an aristocratic
+old maid, very ugly, with red hair and a face like a horse, but very
+distinguished, who ate at the next table to Laura and Cæsar.
+
+One day Carminatti brought another Neapolitan home to dinner with him,
+a fat grotesque person, whom he instigated to emit a series of
+improprieties about women and matrimony. Hearing the scandalous sallies
+of the rustic, the ladies said, with an amiable smile:
+
+“He is a _benedetto_.”
+
+The Contessina Brenda, fascinated by the Neapolitan, went to the
+Marchesa Sciacca’s table. As she passed, Carminatti arose with his
+napkin in one hand, and gesticulating with the other, said:
+
+“Contessina. Allow me to present to you Signor Cappagutti, a merchant
+from Naples.”
+
+Signor Cappagutti remained leaning back tranquilly in his chair, and the
+Contessina burst out laughing and began to move her arms as if somebody
+had put a horse-fly on her skirt. Then she raised her hand to her face,
+to hide her laughter, and suddenly sat down.
+
+
+
+_DANCING_
+
+As it rained a great deal the majority of the guests preferred not to go
+out. In the evenings they had dances. Cæsar did not appear at the first
+one; but his sister told him he ought to go. Cæsar was at the second
+dance, so as not to seem too much of an ogre. As he had no intention of
+dancing, he installed himself in a corner; and while the dance went on he
+kept talking with the Countesses Brenda and San Martino.
+
+Various young men had arrived in the room. They exhibited that Southern
+vivacity which is a trifle tiresome to the onlooker, and they all
+listened to themselves while they spoke. The Neapolitan and two or three
+of his friends were introduced to Cæsar; but they showed him a certain
+rather ostentatious and impertinent coolness.
+
+Signor Carminatti exchanged a few words with the Countess Brenda, and
+purposely acted as if he did not notice Cæsar’s presence.
+
+The Neapolitan’s chatter did not irritate Cæsar in the slightest, and
+as he had no intention of being his rival, he listened to him quite
+entertained.
+
+Cæsar noted that the San Martino ladies and some friends of theirs
+had a predilection for types like Carminatti, swarthy, prattling, and
+boastful South Italians.
+
+The ladies showed an affectionate familiarity with the girls; they
+caressed them and kissed them effusively.
+
+
+
+_YOU ARE AN INQUISITOR_
+
+Laura, who was dancing with an officer, approached her brother, who was
+wedged into a corner, behind two rows of chairs.
+
+“What are you doing here?” she asked him, stopping and informing her
+partner that she was going to sit down a moment.
+
+“Nothing,” answered Cæsar, “I am waiting for this waltz to finish, so
+that I can get away.”
+
+“You are not enjoying yourself?”
+
+“Pish!”
+
+“Nevertheless, there are amusing things about it.”
+
+“Ah, surely. Do you know what happened to me with the Countess Brenda?”
+
+“What did happen?”
+
+“When she came in and gave me her hand, she said: ‘How hot your hands
+are; mine are frozen.’ And she held my hands between hers. That was
+comical.”
+
+“Comical! Why?”
+
+“How do I know?”
+
+“It is comical to you, because you see only evil motives. She held your
+hand. Who knows what she may be after? Who knows if she wants to get
+something out of you? She has an income of eighty or ninety thousand
+lire, perhaps she wants to borrow money from you.”
+
+“No, I know she doesn’t.”
+
+“Then, what are you afraid of?”
+
+“Afraid! Afraid of nothing! Only it surprised me.”
+
+“That’s because you look at everything with the eye of an inquisitor.
+One must be suspicious: be always on one’s guard, always on the watch.
+It’s the attitude of a savage.”
+
+“I don’t deny it. I have no desire to be civilized like these people.
+But what does come to me is that the husband of our illustrious and
+wealthy friend wears in his breast that porte-bonheur, which I believe
+is called horns.”
+
+“Of course; and you haven’t discovered that his family is a family of
+assassins? How Spanish! What a savage Spaniard I have for a brother!”
+
+Cæsar burst into laughter, and taking advantage of the moment when
+everybody was going to the buffet, left the room. In the corridor, one
+of the San Martino girls, the more sweet and angelic of the two, was in
+a corner with one of the dancers, and there was a sound like a kiss.
+
+The little blonde made an exclamation of fright; Cæsar behaved as if he
+had noticed nothing and kept on his way.
+
+“The devil!” exclaimed Cæsar, “that angelic little princess hides in
+corners with one of these _briganti_. And their mother has the face to
+say that they don’t know how to bait a hook! I don’t know what more she
+could wish. Although it is possible that this is the educational scheme
+of the future for marriageable girls.”
+
+In the entrance-hall of the hotel were the Marchesa Sciacca’s two
+children, attended by a sleeping maid; the little girl, seated on a
+sofa, was watching her brother, who walked from one side to the other
+with a roll of paper in his hand. In the entrance hall, opposite the
+hotel door, there was a bulletin, which was changed every day, to
+announce the different performances that were to be given that night at
+the theatres of Rome.
+
+The small boy walked back and forth in front of the poster, and
+addressing himself to a public consisting of the sleeping maid and the
+little girl, cried:
+
+“Step up, gentlemen! Step up! Now is the time. We are about to perform
+_La Geisha_, the magnificent English operetta. Walk right in! Walk right
+in!”
+
+While the mother was dancing with the Neapolitan in the ball-room, the
+children were amusing themselves thus alone.
+
+“The truth is that our civilization is an absurdity. Even the children
+go mad,” thought Cæsar, and took refuge in his room.
+
+During the whole night he heard from his bed the notes of the waltzes
+and two-steps, and dancers’ laughter and shouts and shuffling feet.
+
+
+
+_THEY ARE JUST CHILDREN_
+
+The next day, Laura, before going out to make a call, appeared at
+lunch-time most elegantly dressed, with a gown and a hat from Paris, in
+which she was truly most charming.
+
+She had a great success: the San Martinos, the Countess Brenda, the
+other ladies congratulated her. The hat, above all, seemed ideal to
+them.
+
+Carminatti was in raptures.
+
+“_E bello, bellissimo_,” he said, with great enthusiasm, and all the
+ladies agreed that it was _bellissimo_, lengthening the “s” and nodding
+their heads with a gesture of admiration.
+
+“And you don’t say anything to me, _bambino_?” Laura inquired of Cæsar.
+
+“I say you are all right.”
+
+“And nothing more?”
+
+“If you want me to pay you a compliment, I will tell you that you are
+pretty enough to make incest legitimate.” “What a barbarian!” murmured
+Laura, half laughing, half blushing.
+
+“What has he been saying to you?” two or three people inquired.
+
+Laura translated his words into Italian, and Carminatti found them
+admirable.
+
+“Very appropriate! Very witty!” he exclaimed, laughing, and gave Cæsar
+a friendly slap on the shoulder.
+
+The Marchesa Sciacca looked at Laura several times with reflective
+glances and a rancorous smile.
+
+“The truth is that these Southern people are just children,” thought
+Cæsar, mockingly. “What an inveterate preoccupation they have in the
+beautiful.”
+
+The Neapolitan was one of those most preoccupied with esthetics.
+
+Cæsar had a room opposite Signor Carminatti’s, and the first few days
+he had thought it was a woman’s room. Toilet flasks, sprays, boxes of
+powder; the room looked like a perfumery shop.
+
+“It is curious,” Cæsar used to think, “how these people from famous
+historic towns can combine powder and the _maffia_, opoponax and
+daggers.”
+
+Almost every night after dinner there was an improvised dance in the
+salon. Somebody played the languorous waltzes of the Tzigane orchestras
+on the piano. The Maltese and Carminatti used to sing romantic songs, of
+the kind whose words and music seem to be always the same, and in which
+there invariably is question of panting, refulgent, love, and other
+suggestive words.
+
+One Sunday evening, when it was raining, Cæsar stayed in the hotel.
+
+In the salon Carminatti was doing sleight-of-hand to entertain the
+ladies. Afterwards the Neapolitan was seen pursuing the Marchesa Sciacca
+and the two San Martino girls in the corridors. They shrieked shrilly
+when he grabbed them around the waist. The devil of a Neapolitan was an
+expert at sleight-of-hand.
+
+
+
+
+VII. THE CONFIDENCES OF THE ABBE PRECIOZI
+
+_NATURAL VARIETIES OF NOSES AND EXPRESSIONS_
+
+
+Cæsar admitted before his conscience that he had no plans, or the
+slightest idea what direction to take. The Cardinal, no doubt, did not
+feel any desire to know him.
+
+Cæsar often proceeded by more or less absurd hypotheses. “Suppose,” he
+would think, “that I had an idea, a concrete ambition. In that case it
+would behoove me to be reserved on such and such topics and to hint
+these and those ideas to people; let’s do it that way, even though it be
+only for sport.”
+
+Preciozi was the only person who was able to give him any light in
+his investigations, because the guests at the hotel, most of them, on
+account of their position, thought of nothing but amusing themselves and
+of giving themselves airs.
+
+Cæsar discovered that Preciozi was ambitious; but besides lacking an
+opening, he had not the necessary vigour and imagination to do anything.
+
+The abbé spoke a macaronic Spanish, which he had learned in South
+America, and which provoked Cæsar’s laughter. He was constantly saying:
+“My friend,” and he mingled Gallicisms with a lot of coarse expressions
+of Indian or mulatto origin, and with Italian words. Preciozi’s dialect
+was a gibberish worthy of Babel.
+
+The first day they went out together, the abbé wanted to show him divers
+of Rome’s picturesque spots. He led him behind the Quirinal, through
+the Via della Panetteria and the Via del Lavatore, where there is a
+fruit-market, to the Trevi fountain. “It is beautiful, eh?” said the
+abbé.
+
+“Yes; what I don’t understand,” replied Cæsar, “is why, in a town where
+there is so much water, the hotel wash-basins are so small.”
+
+Preciozi shrugged his shoulders.
+
+“What types you have in Rome!” Cæsar went on. “What a variety of noses
+and expressions! Jesuits with the aspect of savants and plotters;
+Carmelites with the appearance of highway men; Dominicans, some with
+a sensual air, others with a professorial air. Astuteness, intrigue,
+brutality, intelligence, mystic stupor.... And as for priests, what a
+museum! Decorative priests, tall, with white shocks of hair and big
+cassocks; short priests, swarthy and greasy; noses thin as a knife;
+warty, fiery noses. Gross types; distinguished types; pale bloodless
+faces; red faces.... What a marvellous collection!”
+
+Preciozi listened to Cæsar’s observations and wondered if the
+Cardinal’s nephew might be a trifle off his head.
+
+“Point out what is noteworthy, so that I may admire it enough,” Cæsar
+told him. “I don’t care to burst out in an enthusiastic phrase for
+something of no value.”
+
+Preciozi laughed at these jokes, as if they were a child’s bright
+sayings; but at times Cæsar appeared to him to be an innocent soul, and
+at other times a Machiavellian who dissembled his insidious purposes
+under an extravagant demeanour.
+
+When Preciozi was involved in some historic dissertation, Cæsar used to
+ask him ingenuously:
+
+“But listen, abbe; does this really interest you?”
+
+Preciozi would admit that the past didn’t matter much to him, and then
+with one accord, they would burst out laughing.
+
+Cæsar said that Preciozi and he were the most anti-historic men going
+about in Rome.
+
+One morning they went to the Piazza del Campidoglio. It was drizzling;
+the wet roofs shone; the sky was grey.
+
+“This intrusion of the country into Rome,” said Cæsar, “is what gives
+the city its romantic aspect. These hills with trees on them are very
+pretty.”
+
+“Only pretty, Don Cæsar? They are sublime,” retorted Preciozi.
+
+“What amazement I shall produce in you, my dear abbé, when I tell you
+that all my knowledge in respect to the Capitol reduces itself to the
+fact that some orator, I don’t know who, said that near the Capitol is
+the Tarpeian Rock.”
+
+“You know nothing more about it?”
+
+“Nothing more. I don’t know if Cicero said that, or Castelar, or Sir
+Robert Peel.”
+
+Preciozi burst into merry laughter.
+
+“What statue is that?” asked Cæsar, indicating the one in the middle of
+the square.
+
+“That is Marcus Aurelius.”
+
+“An Emperor?”
+
+“Yes, an Emperor and a philosopher.”
+
+“And why have they made him riding such a little, potbellied horse?”
+
+“I don’t know, man.”
+
+“He looks like a man taking a horse to water at a trough. Why does he
+ride bare-back? Hadn’t they invented stirrups at that period?”
+
+Preciozi was a bit perplexed; before making a reply he gazed at the
+statue, and then said, confusedly:
+
+“I think so.”
+
+They crossed the Piazza Campidoglio and went out by the left side of the
+Palazzo del Senatore. Down the Via dell’ Arco di Severo, a street that
+runs down steps to the Forum, they saw a large arch that seemed sunk in
+the ground, and beyond, further away, another smaller arch with only one
+archway, which arose in the distance as if on top of the big arch. A
+square yellow tower, burned by the sun, lifted itself among the ruins;
+some hills showed rows of romantic cypresses, and in the background the
+blue Alban Mountains stood out against a grey sky.
+
+“Would you like to go down to the Forum?” said the abbé. “Down there
+where the stones are? No. What for?”
+
+“Do you wish to see the Tarpeian Rock?”
+
+“Yes, man. But explain to me what this rock was.”
+
+Preciozi got together all his information, which was not much.
+
+They went by the Via Monte Tarpea, and came back by the Via della
+Consolazione.
+
+“They must have thrown people who were already dead off the Tarpeian
+Rock,” said Cæsar, after hearing the explanation.
+
+“No, no.”
+
+“But if they threw them down alive, the majority of those they chucked
+down here would not have died. At most they would have dislocated an
+arm, a leg, or a finger-joint. Unless they chucked them head first.”
+
+Preciozi could not permit the mortal effects of the Tarpeian Rock to be
+doubted, and he said that its height had been lessened and the level of
+the soil had risen.
+
+After these explanations Cæsar found the spot of Roman executions
+somewhat less fantastic.
+
+“How would you like to go to that church in the Forum?” said Preciozi.
+
+“I was going to propose that we should go to the hotel; it must be
+lunch-time.”
+
+“Come along.”
+
+
+
+_THE CHURCH AND COOKING_
+
+Cæsar had Marsala and Asti brought for the abbe, who was a gourmet.
+
+While Preciozi ate and drank with all his jaws, Cæsar devoted himself
+to teasing him. The waiter had brought some cream-puffs and informed
+them that that was a dish every one ate that day. Laura and Preciozi
+praised the puffs, and Cæsar said:
+
+“What an admirable religion ours is! For each day the church has a saint
+and a special dish. The truth is that the Catholic Church is very wise;
+it has broken all relations with science, but it remains in harmony with
+cooking. As Preciozi was a moment ago saying with great exactitude,
+this close relation that exists between the Church and the kitchen is
+moving.”
+
+“I said that to you?” asked Preciozi. “What a falsehood!”
+
+“Don’t pay any attention,” said Laura.
+
+“Yes, my dear abbé,” retorted Cæsar, “and I even believe that you added
+confidentially that sometimes the Pope in the Vatican gardens, imitating
+Francis I after the battle of Pavia, is wont to say sadly to the
+Secretary of State: ‘All is lost, save faith and... good cooking.’”
+
+“What a _bufone!_ What a bufone!” exclaimed Preciozi, with his mouth
+full.
+
+“You are giving a proof of irreligion which is in bad taste,” said
+Laura. “Only janitors talk like that.”
+
+“On such questions I am an honourary janitor.”
+
+“That’s all right, but you ought to realize that there are religious
+people here, like the abbé....”
+
+“Preciozi? Why, he’s a Voltairean.”
+
+“Oh! Oh! My friend....” exclaimed Preciozi, emptying a glass of wine.
+
+“Voltaireanism,” continued Cæsar. “There is nobody here who has faith,
+nobody who makes the little sacrifice of not eating on Fridays in Lent.
+Here we are, destroying with our own teeth one of the most beautiful
+works of the Church. You will both ask me what that work is....”
+
+“No, we will not ask you anything,” said Laura, waving a hand in the
+air.
+
+“Well, it is that admirable alimentary harmony sustained by the Church.
+During the whole year we are authorized to eat terrestrial animals, and
+in Lent aquatic ones only. Promiscuous as we are, we are undoing the
+equilibrium between the maritime and the land forces, we are attacking
+the peaceful rotation of meat and fish.”
+
+“He is a child,” said Preciozi, “we must leave him alone.”
+
+“Yes, but that will not impede my Spaniard’s heart, my Cardinal’s
+nephew’s heart from bleeding grievously.... Shall we go to the café,
+Abbé?”
+
+“Yes, let us go.”
+
+
+
+_THE MARVELLOUS BIRD OF ROME_
+
+They left the hotel and entered a café in the Piazza Esedra. Preciozi
+made a vague move to pay, but Cæsar would not permit him to.
+
+“What do you wish to do?” said the abbé.
+
+“Whatever you like.”
+
+“I have to go to the Altemps palace a moment.”
+
+“To see my uncle?”
+
+“Yes; then, if you feel like it, we can take a long walk.”
+
+“Very good.”
+
+They went towards the centre of the town by the Via Nazionale. It was a
+splendid sunny afternoon.
+
+Preciozi went into the Altemps palace a moment; Cæsar waited for him in
+the street. Then, together they went over to opposite the Castel Sant’
+Angelo, crossed the river, and approached the Piazza di San Pietro. The
+atmosphere was wonderfully clear and pure; the suave blue sky seemed to
+caress the pinnacles and decorations of the big square.
+
+Preciozi met a dirty friar, dark, with a black beard and a mouth from
+ear to ear. The abbe showed no great desire to stop and speak with him,
+but the other detained him. This party wore a habit of a brown colour
+and carried a big umbrella under his arm.
+
+“There’s a type!” said Cæsar, when Preciozi rejoined him.
+
+“Yes, he is a peasant,” the abbe said with disgust.
+
+“If that chap meets any one in the road, he plants his umbrella in his
+chest, and demands his money or his... eternal life.”
+
+“Yes, he is a disagreeable man,” agreed Preciozi.
+
+They continued their walk, through the Piazza Cavallegeri and outside
+the walls. As they went up one of the hills there, they could see the
+façade of Saint Peter’s continually nearer, with all the huge stone
+figures on the cornice. “The fact is that that poor Christ plays a sad
+rôle there in the middle,” said Cæsar.
+
+“Oh! Oh! My friend,” exclaimed the abbé in protest.
+
+“A plebeian Jew in the midst of so many princes of the Church! Doesn’t
+it strike you as an absurdity?”
+
+“No, not absurd at all.”
+
+“The truth is that this religion of yours is Jewish meat with a Roman
+sauce.”
+
+“And yours? What is yours?”
+
+“Mine? I have not got past fetichism. I worship the golden calf. Like
+the majority of Catholics.”
+
+“I don’t believe it.”
+
+They looked back; they could see the dome of the great basilica shining
+in the sun; then, to one side, a little viaduct and a tower.
+
+“What a wonderful bird you keep in this beautiful cage!” said Cæsar.
+
+“What bird?” asked Preciozi.
+
+“The Pope, friend Preciozi, the Pope. Not the popinjay, but the Pope
+in white. What a very marvellous bird! He has a feather fan like a
+peacock’s tail; he speaks like the cockatoo, only he differs from them
+in being infallible; and he is infallible, because another bird,
+also marvellous, which is called the Holy Ghost, tells him by night
+everything that takes place on earth and in heaven. What very
+picturesque and extravagant things!”
+
+“For you who have no faith everything must be extravagant.”
+
+Cæsar and Preciozi went on encircling the walls and reading the various
+marble tablets set into them, and ascended to the Janiculum, to the
+terrace where Garibaldi’s statue stands.
+
+
+
+_POOR TINDARO_
+
+“But, are you anti-Catholic, seriously?” asked Preciozi. “But do you
+believe any one can be a Catholic seriously?” said Cæsar. “I can, yes;
+otherwise I shouldn’t be a priest.”
+
+“But are you a priest because you believe, or do you make believe that
+you believe because you are a priest?”
+
+“You are a child. I suppose you hate the Jesuits, like all Liberals.”
+
+“And I suppose you hate Masons, like all Catholics.”
+
+“No.”
+
+“No more do I hate Jesuits. What is worse, I read the life of Saint
+Ignatius Loyola at school, and he seemed to me a great man.”
+
+“Well, I should think so!”
+
+“And the Jesuits have some power still?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Really?”
+
+“Yes, man. They give the Church its direction. Oh, nobody fools the
+Society. You can see what happened to Cardinal Tindaro.”
+
+“I don’t know what did happen to him,” said Cæsar, with indifference.
+
+“No?”
+
+“No.”
+
+“Well, Cardinal Tindaro decided to follow the inspirations of the
+Society and made many Jesuits Cardinals with the object that when Pope
+Leo XIII died, they should elect him Pope; but the Jesuits smelled the
+rat, and when Leo XIII got very ill, the Council of Assistants of the
+Society had a meeting and decided that Tindaro should not be Pope, and
+ordered the Austrian Court to oppose its veto. When the election came,
+the Jesuit Cardinals gave Tindaro a fat vote, out of gratitude, but
+calculated not to be enough to raise him to the throne, and in case it
+was, the Austrian Cardinal and the Hungarian had their Empire’s veto to
+Tindaro’s election in their pocket.”
+
+“And this Tindaro, is he intelligent?”
+
+“Yes, he is indeed; very intelligent. Style Leo XIII.”
+
+“Men of weight.”
+
+“Yes, but neither of the two had Pius IX’s spirit.” “And the present
+one? He is a poor creature, eh?”
+
+“I don’t know, I don’t know....”
+
+“And the Society of Jesus, is it on good terms with this Pope?”
+
+“Surely. He is their creation.”
+
+“So that the Society is really powerful?”
+
+“It certainly is! Without a doubt! It has a pleasant rule, and
+obedience, and knowledge, and money....”
+
+“It has money too, eh?”
+
+“Has it money? More than enough.”
+
+“And in what form? In paper?”
+
+“In paper, and in property, and industries; in steamship companies, in
+manufactories....”
+
+“I would make an admirable business manager.”
+
+“Well, your uncle, the Cardinal, could get you put in touch with the
+Society.”
+
+“Is he a friend of theirs?”
+
+“Close as a finger-nail.”
+
+Cæsar was silent a moment, and then said:
+
+“And I have heard that the Society of Jesus was, at bottom, an
+anti-Christian organization, a branch of Masonry....”
+
+“_Macché_!” exclaimed the abbé. “How could you believe that? Oh, no, my
+friend! What an absurdity!”
+
+Then, seeing Cæsar burst into laughter, he calmed himself, wondering if
+he was making fun of him.
+
+They went down the hill, where the monument to Garibaldi flaunts itself,
+to the terrace of the Spanish Academy.
+
+The view was magnificent; the evening, now falling, was clear; the sky
+limpid and transparent. From that height the houses of Rome were spread
+out silent, with an air of solemnity, of immobility, of calm. It
+appeared a flat town; one did not notice its slopes and its hills; it
+gave the impression of a city in stone set under a glass globe.
+
+The sky itself, pure and diaphanous, augmented the sensation of
+withdrawal and quietude; not a cloud on the horizon, not a spot of smoke
+in the air; silence and repose everywhere. The dome of St. Peter’s had
+the colour of a cloud, the shrubberies on the Pincio were reddened by
+the sun, and the Alban Hills disclosed the little white towns and the
+smiling villas on their declivities.
+
+Preciozi pointed out domes and towers; Cæsar did not hear him, and he
+was thinking, with a certain terror:
+
+“We shall die, and these stones will continue to shine in the sunlight
+of other winter evenings.”
+
+
+
+_THE VATICAN FAMILY_
+
+Making an effort with himself, he threw off this painful idea, and
+turning to Preciozi, asked:
+
+“So you believe that I might have made a nice career in the Church?”
+
+“You! I certainly do think so!” exclaimed Preciozi. “With a cardinal for
+uncle, _che carriera_ you could have made!”
+
+“But are there enough different jobs in the Church?”
+
+“From the Pope to the canons and the Papal Guards, you ought to see
+all the hierarchies we have at the Vatican. First the Pope, then the
+Cardinals in bishop’s orders, next, the Cardinals in priest’s
+orders, then the Cardinal’s in deacon’s orders, the Secretaries,
+the _compisteria_ of the Holy College of Cardinals, the Patriarchs,
+Archbishops, Bishops, and the Pontifical Family.”
+
+“Whose family is that? The Pope’s?”
+
+“No; it is called that, as who should say, the General Staff of the
+Vatican. It is made up of the Palatine Cardinals, the Palatine Prelates,
+the Participating Privy Chamberlains, the Archbishops and Bishops
+assisting the Pontifical throne, the Domestic Prelates, who form
+the College of Apostolic Prothonotaries, the Pontifical Masters of
+Ceremonies, the Princes Assisting the Throne, the Privy Participating
+Cape-and-Sword Chamberlains, the Privy Numbered Cape-and-Sword
+Chamberlains....”
+
+“Cape-and-Sword! Didn’t I tell you that that poor Christ plays a sorry
+part on the façade of Saint Peter’s?” exclaimed Cæsar.
+
+“Why, man?”
+
+“Because all this stuff about capes and swords doesn’t seem very fitting
+for the soul of a Christian. Unless, of course, the knights of the sword
+and cape do not use the sword to wound and the cape for a shield, but
+only wield the sword of Faith and the cape of Charity.... And haven’t
+you any gentlemen of Bed-and-Board, as they have at the Spanish Court?”
+
+“No.”
+
+“That’s a pity. It is so expressive,... bed and board. Bed and board,
+cape and sword. Who wouldn’t be satisfied? One must admit that there is
+nobody equal to the Church, and next to her a monarchy, when it comes
+to inventing pretty things. That is why it is said, and very well said,
+that there is no salvation outside of the Church.”
+
+“You are a pagan.”
+
+“And I believe you are one, too.”
+
+“_Macché_!”
+
+“What comes after all those Privy Cape-and-Sword Chamberlains, my dear
+Abbe?”
+
+“Next, there is the Pontifical Noble Guard, the Swiss Papal Guard,
+the Palatine Guard of Honour, the Corps of Papal Gendarmes, the Privy
+Chaplains, the Privy Clerics, the suite of His Holiness. Next come the
+members of the Palatine Administration, the Congregations, and more
+Secretaries.”
+
+“And do the Cardinals live well?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“How much do they make?”
+
+“They get twenty thousand lire fixed salary, besides extras.”
+
+“But that is very little!”
+
+“Certainly! It used to be much more, at the time of the Papal States.
+Out of their twenty thousand lire they have to keep a carriage.”
+
+“Those that aren’t rich must have a hard time.”
+
+“Just imagine, some of them have to live in a third-floor apartment.
+There have been some that bought their red robes second-hand.”
+
+“Really?”
+
+“Really.”
+
+“Are those robes so expensive?”
+
+“Yes, they are expensive. Quite. They are made of a special cloth
+manufactured in Cologne.”
+
+“Are there many Cardinals who are not of rich families?”
+
+“A great many.”
+
+“Well, you people have ruined that job.”
+
+They went to Trastevere and there they took the tram. Preciozi got
+out at the Piazza Venezia and Cæsar went on to the end of the Via
+Nazionale.
+
+
+
+_A TALK ABOUT MONEY_
+
+“Where have you been?” asked Laura, on seeing him.
+
+“I’ve been taking a walk with the abbe.”
+
+“It’s evident that you find him more interesting than us women.”
+
+“Preciozi is very interesting. He is a Machiavellian. He has a candour
+that is assumed and a dulness that is assumed. He plays a little comedy
+to get out of paying, at the café or in the tram. He is splendid. I
+think, if you will pardon me for saying so, that the Italians are damned
+close.”
+
+“People that have no money are forced to be economical.”
+
+“No, that isn’t so. I have known people in Madrid who made three pesetas
+a day, and spent two treating a friend.”
+
+“Yes, out of ostentation, out of a desire to show off. I don’t like
+pretentious people.”
+
+“Well, I believe I prefer them to skinflints.”
+
+“Yes, that’s very Spanish. A man wasting money, while his wife and
+children are dying of hunger.... The man who won’t learn the value of
+money is not the best type.”
+
+“Money is filthy. If it were only possible to abolish it!”
+
+“For my part, son, I should like less to have it abolished than to have
+a great deal of it.” “I shouldn’t. If I could carry out my plans, all I
+should need afterwards would be a hut to live in, a garret.”
+
+“Our ideas differ.”
+
+“These people that need clothes and jewels and perfumes fairly nauseate
+me.... All such things are only fit for Jews.”
+
+“Then I must surely be a Jewess.”
+
+
+
+
+VIII. OLD PALACES, OLD SALONS, OLD LADIES
+
+_THE CARDINAL UNCLE_
+
+
+As the Cardinal gave no indication of curiosity to see Cæsar, Cæsar
+several times said to Laura:
+
+“We ought to call on uncle, eh?”
+
+“Do as you choose. He isn’t very anxious to see you. Apparently he takes
+you for an unbeliever.”
+
+“All right, that has nothing to do with calling on him.”
+
+“If you like I will go with you.”
+
+The Cardinal lived in the Palazzo Altemps. That palace is situated in
+the Via di S. Apellinare, opposite a seminary. The brother and sister
+proceeded to the palace one morning, went up the grand staircase, and
+in a reception-room they found Preciozi with two other priests, talking
+together in low tones.
+
+One was a worn, pallid old man, with his nose and the borders of his
+nasal appendage extremely red. Cæsar considered that so red a nose in
+that livid, ghastly face resembled a lantern in a melancholy landscape
+lighted by the evening twilight. This livid person was the house
+librarian.
+
+“His Eminence is very busy,” said Preciozi, after bowing to the callers.
+He spoke with a different voice from the one he used outside. “I will go
+in, in a moment, and see if you can see him.”
+
+Cæsar stepped to the window of the reception-room: one could see the
+court of the old palace and the colonnade surrounding it.
+
+“This house must be very large,” he said.
+
+“You shall see it later, if you like,” replied the abbé. A little after
+this Preciozi disappeared, and reappeared again in the opening of a
+glass door, saying, in the discreetly lowered voice which was no doubt
+that of his domestic functions:
+
+“This way, this way.”
+
+They went into a large, cold, shabby room. Through an open door they
+could see another bare salon, equally dark and sombre.
+
+The Cardinal was seated at a table; he was dressed as a monk and had the
+air of being in a bad humour. Laura went promptly to him and kissed his
+hand. Cæsar bowed, and as the Cardinal did not deign to look at him,
+remained standing, at some distance from the table.
+
+Laura, after having saluted her uncle as a pillar of the Church, talked
+to him as a relative. The Cardinal cast a rapid glance at Cæsar, and
+then, scowling somewhat less, asked him if his mother was well and if he
+expected to be long in Rome.
+
+Cæsar, vexed by this frigid reception, answered shortly in a few cold
+words, that all of them were well.
+
+The Cardinal’s secretary, who was by the window assisting at the
+interview, shot angry looks at Cæsar.
+
+After a brief audience, which could not have lasted over five minutes,
+the Cardinal said, addressing Laura:
+
+“Pardon me, my daughter, but I must go on with my work”; and
+immediately, without a look at his nephew or his niece, he called the
+secretary, who brought him a portfolio of papers.
+
+Cæsar opened the glass door for Laura to pass.
+
+“Would you like to see the palace?” Preciozi asked them. “There are some
+antique statues, magnificent marbles, and a chapel where Saint Aniceto’s
+body is preserved.”
+
+“Let’s leave Saint Aniceto’s body for another day,” Cæsar replied
+sardonically.
+
+Laura and Cæsar went down the stairway.
+
+“There was no need to come, to behave like that,” she said, upset.
+
+“How so?”
+
+“How so! You behaved like a savage, no more nor less.” “No, he was the
+one that behaved like a savage. I bowed to him, and he wasn’t willing
+even to look at me.”
+
+“You made up for it by staring at him as if he had been some curious
+insect in a cage.”
+
+“It was his fault for not being even barely polite to me.”
+
+“Do you think that a Cardinal is an ordinary person to whom you say:
+‘Hello! How are you? How’s business?’”
+
+“I met an English Cabinet Minister in a club once and he was like
+anybody else.”
+
+“It’s not the same thing.”
+
+“Do you believe that perhaps our uncle considers that he fulfils a
+providential mission, a divine mission?”
+
+“What a question! Of course he does.”
+
+“Then he is a poor idiot. However, it’s nothing to me. Our uncle is a
+stupid fool.”
+
+“You discovered that in such a little while?”
+
+“Yes. Fanatical, vain, fatuous, pleased with himself.... He is of no use
+to me.”
+
+“Ah, so you thought he would be of some use to you?”
+
+“Why not?”
+
+Her brother’s arbitrary manner of taking things irritated and at the
+same time amused Laura.
+
+She believed that he made it a rule to persist in always doing the
+contrary to other people.
+
+Laura and her friends of both sexes used to run across one another in
+museums, out walking in the popular promenades, and at the races. Cæsar
+didn’t go to museums, because he said he had no artistic feeling; races
+didn’t interest him either; and when it came to walking, he preferred to
+wander at random in the streets.
+
+As his memory was not full of historical facts, he experienced no great
+esthetic or archeological thrills, and no sympathy whatsoever with the
+various herds of tourists that went about examining old stones.
+
+At night, in the salon, he used to give burlesque descriptions, in
+his laconic French, of street scenes: the Italian soldiers with
+cock-feathers drooping from a sort of bowler hat, the porters of
+the Embassies and great houses, with their cocked hats, their blue
+great-coats, and the staff with a silver knob in their hands.
+
+The precise, jocose, biting report of his observations offended Laura
+and her lady friends.
+
+“Why do you hate Italians so much?” the Countess Brenda asked him one
+day.
+
+“But I don’t hate them.”
+
+“He speaks equally badly of everybody,” explained Laura. “He has a bad
+character.”
+
+“Is it because you have had an unhappy life?” the Countess asked,
+interested.
+
+“No, I don’t think so,” said Cæsar, feeling like smiling; instead of
+which, and without knowing why and without any reason, he put on a sad
+look.
+
+
+
+_EXERCISES IN HYPOCRISY_
+
+Laura, with her feminine perspicacity, noted that from that day on the
+Countess looked at Cæsar a great deal and with melancholy smiles; and
+not only the mother appeared interested, but the daughter too.
+
+“I don’t know what it is in my brother,” thought Laura; “women are
+attracted to him just because he pays no attention to them. And he knows
+it; yes, indeed he does, even thought he acts as if he were unconscious
+of it. Both mother and daughter taken with him! Carminatti has been
+routed.”
+
+The Countess quickly discovered a great liking for Laura, and as they
+both had friends in good Roman society, they made calls together. Laura
+was astonished enough to hear Cæsar say that if there was no objection,
+he would go with them.
+
+“But the majority of our friends are old ladies, devout old ladies.”
+
+“All the better.”
+
+“All right. But if you come, it is on condition that you say nothing
+that would shock them.” “Surely.”
+
+Cæsar accompanied the Countess Brenda and his sister to various
+aristocratic houses, and at every one he heard the same conversation,
+about the King, the Pope, the Cardinals, and how few or how many
+people there were in the hotels. These topics, together with slanders,
+constituted the favourite motive for conversation in the great world.
+
+Cæsar conversed with the somewhat flaccid old ladies (“castanae
+molles,” as Preciozi called them) with perfect hypocrisy; he regarded
+the classic decorations of the salons, and while he listened to rather
+strange French and to most elegant and pure Italian, he wondered if
+there might be somebody among all this Papal society whom he could use
+to forward his ambitions.
+
+Sometimes among the guests he would meet a young “monsignor,” discreetly
+smiling, whose emerald ring it was necessary to kiss. Cæsar would kiss
+it and say to himself: “Let us practise tolerance with our lips.”
+
+In many of these salons the mania for the English game called “bridge”
+ had caught with great violence.
+
+Cæsar hated card-games. For a man who made a study of the
+stock-exchange, the mechanism of a card-game was too stupid to arouse
+any interest. But he had no objection to playing and losing.
+
+The Countesses Brenda and San Martino had “bridge-mania” very hard, and
+they used to go to Brenda’s room in the evening to play.
+
+After playing bridge a week, Cæsar found that his money was insensibly
+melting away.
+
+“Look here,” he said to Laura.
+
+“What is it?”
+
+“You have got to teach me bridge.”
+
+“I don’t know how to play, because I have no head for such things and I
+forget what cards have been played; but they gave me a little book on
+the game. I will lend it to you, if you like.”
+
+“Yes, give me it.”
+
+Cæsar read the book, learned the intricacies of the game, and the next
+few evenings he acquitted himself so well that the Countess of San
+Martino marched off to her room with burning cheeks and almost in tears.
+
+“What a cad you are!” Laura said to him at lunch some days later,
+laughing. “You are fleecing those women.”
+
+“It’s their own fault. Why did they take advantage of my innocence?”
+
+“They have decided to go and play in Carminatti’s room without telling
+you.”
+
+“I’m glad of it.”
+
+“Do you know, _bambino_, I have to go away for a few days.”
+
+“Where?”
+
+“To Naples. Come with me.”
+
+“No; I have things to do here. I will take you to the station.”
+
+“Ah, you rascal! You are a Don Juan.”
+
+“No, dear sister. I am a financier.”
+
+“I can see your victims from here. But I shall put them on their guard.
+You are a blood-thirsty hyena. You like to collect hearts the way the
+Red-skins did scalps.”
+
+“You mean coupons.”
+
+“No, hearts. You like to pretend to be simple, because you are wicked. I
+will tell the Countess Brenda and her daughter.”
+
+“What are you going to tell them?”
+
+“That you are wicked, that you have a hyena’s heart, that you want to
+ruin them.”
+
+“Don’t tell them that, because it will make them fall in love with me. A
+hyena-hearted man is always run after by the ladies.”
+
+“You are right. Come along, go to Naples with me.”
+
+“Is your husband such a terrible bore, little sister?”
+
+“A little more cream and a little less impertinence, _bambino_,” said
+Laura, holding out her plate with a comic gesture.
+
+Cæsar burst out laughing, and after lunch he took Laura to the station
+and remained in Rome alone. His two chief occupations consisted in
+making love respectfully to the Countess Brenda and going to walk with
+Preciozi.
+
+The Countess Brenda was manifestly coming around; in the evening Cæsar
+would take a seat beside her and start a serious conversation about
+religious and philosophical matters. The Countess was a well-educated
+and religious woman; but beneath all her culture one could see the
+ardent dark woman, still young, and with intense eyes.
+
+Cæsar made it a spiritual training to talk to the Countess. She often
+turned the conversation to questions of love, and discussed them with
+apparent keenness and insight, but it was evident that all her ideas
+about love came out of novels. Beyond a doubt, her calm, vulgar husband
+did not fill up the emptiness of her soul, because the Countess was
+discontented and had a vague hope that somewhere, above or beneath
+the commonplaces of the day, there was a mysterious region where the
+ineffable reigned.
+
+Cæsar, who hadn’t much faith in the ineffable, used to listen to her
+with a certain amazement, as if the plump, strong woman had been a
+visionary incapable of understanding reality.
+
+In the daytime Cæsar went walking with Preciozi and they talked of
+their respective plans.
+
+
+
+_SOLITARY WALKS_
+
+Often Cæsar went out alone, chewing the end of his thoughts as he
+strolled in the streets, working out possible schemes of investments or
+of politics.
+
+When he got away from the main streets, he kept finding some corner at
+every step that left him astonished at its fantastic, theatrical air.
+Suddenly he would discover himself before a high wall, on top of
+which were statues covered with moss, or huge terra-cotta jars. Those
+decorations would stand out against the dark foliage of the Roman ilex
+and the tall, black cypresses. At the end of a street would rise a tall
+palm, drooping its branches over a little square, or a stone pine, like
+the one in the Aldobrandini garden.
+
+“These people were real artists,” Cæsar would murmur, and mean it as a
+fact, not taking it for either praise or blame.
+
+His curiosity got excited, despite his determination not to resemble a
+tourist in any way. The low windows of a palace would let him see lofty
+ceilings with great stretches of painting, or decorated with medallions
+and legends; a balcony would display a thick curtain of ivy that hid the
+railings; here he would read a Latin inscription cut in a marble tablet,
+there he would come upon a black lane between two old houses, with a
+battered lantern at its entrance. In the part of town between the Corso
+and the Tiber, which is full of narrow, crooked old streets, he loved to
+wander until he was lost.
+
+Some details already familiar, he was delighted to see again; he always
+halted to look down the Via della Pillotta, with its arches over the
+street; and the little flower-market in the Piazza di Spagna always gave
+him a sensation of joy.
+
+At dusk Cæsar would walk in the centre of town; the bars filled up with
+people who loved to take cakes and sweet wine; on the sidewalks the
+itinerant merchants cried their trifling wares; along the Corso a
+procession of carriages full of tourists passed rapidly, and a few
+well-appointed victorias came driving back from the Pincio and the Villa
+Borghese.
+
+Once in a while Cæsar went out in the evening after dinner. There was
+scant animation in the streets, theatres didn’t interest him, and he
+would soon return to the hotel salon to chat with the Countess Brenda.
+
+Later, in his room, he would write to Alzugaray, giving him his
+impressions.
+
+
+
+
+IX. NEW ACQUAINTANCES
+
+“I PROTESTANTI DELLA SIMPATÍA”
+
+
+It began again to rain disastrously; the days were made up of downpours
+and squalls, to the great despair of the foreigners.
+
+At night the Piazza Esedra was a fine sight from the hotel balcony. The
+arc lights reflected their glow in the lakes of rain beneath them, and
+the great jet of the fountain in the centre took on tones of blue and
+mother-of-pearl, where the rays of the electric light pierced through
+it.
+
+In the hotel parlour one dance followed another. Everybody complained
+gaily of the bad weather.
+
+Shortly before the middle of Lent there arrived a Parisian family at the
+hotel, composed of a mother with two daughters and a companion.
+
+This family might be considered a representation of the _entente
+cordiale_. The mother was French, the widow first of a Spaniard, Señor
+Sandoval, by whom she had had one daughter, and then of an Englishman,
+Mr. Dawson, by whom she had had another.
+
+Mme. Dawson was a fat, imposing lady, with tremendous brilliants in
+her ears and somewhat theatrical clothes; Mile. Sandoval, the elder
+daughter, was of Arab type, with black eyes, an aquiline nose, pale
+rose-coloured lips, and a malicious smile, full of mystery, as if it
+revealed restless and diabolical intentions.
+
+Her half-sister, Mile. Dawson, was a contrast, being the perfect type of
+a grotesque Englishwoman, with a skin like a beet, and freckles.
+
+The governess, Mile. Cadet, was not at all pretty, but she was gay and
+sprightly. These four women seated in the middle of the dining-room, a
+little stiff, a little out of temper, seemed, particularly the first
+few days, to defy anybody that might have wished to approach them. They
+replied coolly to the formal bows of the other guests, and none of them
+cared to take part in the dances.
+
+The handsome Signor Carminatti shot incendiary glances at Mlle. de
+Sandoval; but she remained scornful; so one evening, as the Dawson
+family came out of the dining-room, the Neapolitan waved his hand toward
+them and said:
+
+“I protestante della simpatia.”
+
+Cæsar made much of this phrase, because it was apt, and he took it
+that Carminatti considered the ladies protestants against friendliness,
+because they had paid no attention to the charms that he displayed in
+their honour.
+
+
+
+_CONSEQUENCES OF THE RAIN_
+
+Two or three days later Mme. Dawson bowed to Cæsar on passing him in
+the hall, and asked him:
+
+“Aren’t you Spanish?”
+
+“Yes, madam.”
+
+“But don’t you speak French?”
+
+“Very little.”
+
+“My daughter is Spanish too.”
+
+“She is a perfect Spanish type.”
+
+“Really?” asked the daughter referred to.
+
+“Thoroughly.”
+
+“Then I am happy.”
+
+In the evening, after dinner, Cæsar again joined Mme. Dawson and began
+to talk with her. The Frenchwoman had a tendency to philosophize, to
+criticize, and to find out everything. She had no great capacity for
+admiration, and nothing she saw succeeded in dragging warm eulogies from
+her lips. There was none of the “_bello! bellissimo!_” of the Italian
+ladies in her talk, but a series of exact epithets.
+
+Mme. Dawson had left all her capacity for admiration in France, and was
+visiting Italy for the purpose of arriving as soon as possible at the
+conclusion that there is no town like Paris, no nation like the French,
+and it didn’t matter much to Cæsar whether he agreed or denied it.
+
+Mlle. de Sandoval had a great curiosity about things in Spain and an
+absurd idea about everything Spanish.
+
+“It seems impossible,” thought Cæsar, “how stupid French people are
+about whatsoever is not French.”
+
+Mlle. de Sandoval asked Cæsar a lot of questions, and finally, with an
+ironic gesture, said to him:
+
+“You mustn’t let us keep you from going to talk with the Countess
+Brenda. She is looking over at you a great deal.”
+
+Cæsar became a trifle dubious; indeed, the Countess was looking at him
+in a fixed and disdainful way.
+
+“The Countess is a very intelligent woman,” said Cæsar; “I think you
+would all like her very much.”
+
+Mme. Dawson said nothing; Cæsar rose, took his leave of the family, and
+went over to speak to the Countess and her daughter. She received him
+coldly. Cæsar thought he would stay long enough to be polite and then
+get away, when Carminatti, speaking to him in a very friendly way and
+calling him “_mio caro_,” asked him to introduce him to Mme. Dawson.
+
+He did so, and when he had left the handsome Neapolitan leaning back
+in a chair beside the French ladies, he made the excuse that he had a
+letter to write, and said good-night.
+
+“I see that you are an ogre,” said Mlle. de Sandoval.
+
+“Do you want me for anything?”
+
+“No, no; you may go when you choose.”
+
+Cæsar repaired to his room.
+
+“I don’t mind those people,” he said; “but if they think I am a man made
+for entertaining ladies, they are very clever.”
+
+The next day Mme. Dawson talked with Cæsar very affably, and Mlle. de
+Sandoval made a few ironical remarks about his savage ways.
+
+Of all the family Cæsar conceived that Mlle. Cadet was the most
+intelligent. She was a French country girl, very jovial, blond, with a
+turned-up nose, and on the whole insignificant looking. When she spoke,
+her voice had certain falsetto inflexions that were very comical.
+
+Mlle. Cadet was on to everything the moment it happened. Cæsar asked
+her jokingly about the people in the hotel, and he was thunderstruck to
+find that she had discovered in three or four days who all the guests
+were and where they came from.
+
+Mlle. Cadet also told him that Carminatti had sent an ardent declaration
+of love to the Sandoval girl the first day he saw her.
+
+“The devil!” exclaimed Cæsar. “What an inflammable Neapolitan it is!
+And what did she reply?”
+
+“What would she reply? Nothing.”
+
+“As you are already familiar with everything going on here,” said
+Cæsar, “I am going to ask you a question: what is the noise in the
+court every night? I am always thinking of asking somebody.”
+
+“Why, it is charging the accumulator of the lift,” replied Mlle. Cadet.
+
+“You have relieved me from a terrible doubt which worried me.”
+
+“I have never heard a noise,” said Mlle. de Sandoval, breaking into the
+conversation.
+
+“That’s because your room is on the square,” Cæsar answered, “and the
+noise is in the court; on the poor side of the house.”
+
+“Pshaw! There is no reason to complain,” remarked Mlle. Cadet, “if they
+give us a serenade.”
+
+“Do you consider yourself poor?” Mlle. de Sandoval asked Cæsar,
+disdainfully.
+
+“Yes, I consider myself poor, because I am.”
+
+During the following days Mme. Dawson and her daughters were introduced
+to the rest of the people in the hotel, and became intimate with them.
+The “Contessina” Brenda and the San Martino girls made friends with the
+French girls, and the Neapolitan and his gentlemen friends flitted among
+them all.
+
+The Countess Brenda at first behaved somewhat stiff with Mme. Dawson and
+her daughters, but later she little by little submitted and permitted
+them to be her friends.
+
+She introduced the French ladies to the other ladies in the hotel; but
+doubtless her aristocratic ideas would not allow her to consider Mlle.
+Cadet a person worthy to be introduced, for whenever she got to her she
+acted as if she didn’t know her.
+
+The governess, noticing this repeated contempt, would blush at it, and
+once she murmured, addressing Cæsar with tears ready to escape from her
+eyes:
+
+“That’s a nice thing to do! Just because I am poor, I don’t think they
+ought to despise me.”
+
+“Don’t pay any attention,” said Cæsar, quite aloud; “these middle-class
+people are often very rude.”
+
+Mlle. de Sandoval gave Cæsar a look half startled and half reproving;
+and he explained, smiling:
+
+“I was telling Mlle. Cadet a funny story.”
+
+Mme. Dawson and her daughters soon became friends with the most
+distinguished persons in the hotel; only the Marchesa Sciacca, the
+Maltese, avoided them as if they inspired her with profound contempt.
+
+In a few days the Countess Brenda and Cæsar’s friendship passed beyond
+the bonds of friendship; but in the course of time it cooled off again.
+
+
+
+_INFLUENCE OF THE INCLINATION OF THE EARTH’S AXIS ON WHAT IS CALLED
+LOVE_
+
+One evening, when the Countess Brenda’s daughter had left Rome to go
+with her father to a villa they owned in the North, the Countess and
+Cæsar had a long conversation in the salon. They were alone; a great
+tenor was singing at the Costanzi, and the whole hotel was at the
+theatre. The Countess chatted with Cæsar, she reclining in a chaise
+longue, and he seated in a low chair. That evening the Countess was
+feeling in a provocative humour, and she made fun of Cæsar’s mode of
+life and his ideas, not with the phrases and the manners of a great
+lady, but with the boldness and spice of a woman of the people.
+
+The angle that the earth’s axis makes with the trajectory of the
+ecliptic, and which produces those absurd phenomena that we Spaniards
+call seasons, determined at that period the arrival of spring, and
+spring had no doubt shaken the Countess Brenda’s nerves.
+
+Spring gave cooling inflexions to the lady’s voice and made her express
+herself with warmth and with a shamelessly libertine air.
+
+No doubt the core of her personality was joyful, provoking, and somewhat
+licentious.
+
+Her eyes flashed, and on her lips there was a sensual expression of
+challenge and mockery.
+
+Cæsar, that evening, without knowing why, was dull at expressing
+himself, and depressed. Some of the Countess’s questions left him in a
+stupid unreadiness.
+
+“Poor child; I am sorry for you,” she suddenly said.
+
+“Why?”
+
+“Because you are so weak; you have such an air of exhaustion. What do
+you do to make you like this? I am sure you ought to be given some sort
+of iron tonic, like the anaemic girls.”
+
+“Do you really think I am so weak?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“Isn’t it written all over you?”
+
+“Well, anyway, I am stronger than you, Countess.”
+
+“In a discussion, perhaps. But otherwise.... You have no strength except
+in your brains.”
+
+“And in my hands. Give me your hand.”
+
+The Countess gave him her hand and Cæsar pressed it tighter and
+tighter.
+
+“You are strong after all,” she said.
+
+“That is nothing. You wait,” and Cæsar squeezed the Countess’s hand
+until he made her give a sharp scream. A servant entered the salon.
+“It’s nothing,” said the Countess, getting up; “I seemed to have turned
+my foot.”
+
+“I will take you to your room,” exclaimed Cæsar, offering her his arm.
+
+“No, no. Thanks very much.”
+
+“Yes. It has to be.”
+
+“Then, all right,” she murmured, and added, “Now you frighten me.”
+
+“Bah, you will get over that!” and Cæsar went into her room with
+her....
+
+The next day Cæsar appeared in the salon looking as if he had been
+buried and dug up.
+
+“What is the matter?” Mme. Dawson and her daughters asked him.
+
+“Nothing; only I had a headache and I took a big dose of antipyrine.”
+
+The relations of the Brenda lady and Cæsar soon cooled. Their
+temperaments were incompatible: there was no harmony between their
+imaginations or between their skins. In reality, the Countess, with all
+her romanticism, did not care for long and compromising liaisons, but
+for hotel adventures, which leave neither vivid memories nor deep
+imprints. Cæsar noted that despite her lyricism and her sentimental
+talk, there was a great deal of firmness in this plump woman, and a lack
+of sensitiveness.
+
+Moreover, this woman, so little aristocratic in intimacy, had much
+vanity about stupid things and a great passion for jewelry; but what
+contributed most to making Cæsar feel a profound hatred for her was
+his discovering what good health she enjoyed. This good health seemed
+offensive to Cæsar, above all when he compared it to his own, to his
+weak nerves and his restless brain.
+
+From considering her a spiritual and delicate lady he passed to
+considering her a powerful mare, which deserved no more than a whip and
+spurs.
+
+The love-affair contributed to upsetting Cæsar and making him more
+sarcastic and biting. This spiritual ulceration of Cæsar’s profoundly
+astonished Mlle. Cadet.
+
+One day a Roman aristocrat, nothing less than a prince, came to call on
+Mme. Dawson. He talked with her, with her daughters, and the Countess
+Brenda, and held forth about whether the hotels in Rome were full or
+empty, about the _pensions_, and the food in the restaurants, with a
+great wealth of details; afterwards he lamented that Mme. Dawson, as a
+relative of his, even though a very distant one, should have gone to a
+_ricevimento_ at the French Embassy, and he boasted of belonging to the
+Black party in Rome.
+
+When he was gone, Mlle. Cadet came over to Cæsar, who was sunk in an
+arm-chair gazing at the ceiling, and asked him:
+
+“What did you think of the prince?”
+
+“What prince?”
+
+“The gentleman who was here talking a moment ago.”
+
+“Ah, was he a prince?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“As he talked about nothing but hotels, I took him to be the proprietor
+of one.”
+
+Mlle. Cadet told Mme. Dawson what Cæsar had said, and she and her
+daughters were amused at his error.
+
+
+
+
+X. A BALL
+
+
+A little later than the real day, they got up a ball at the hotel in
+celebration of the French holiday Micarême.
+
+When Cæsar was asked if he thought of going to the ball, he said no;
+but Mlle. de Sandoval warned him that if he didn’t go she would never
+speak to him again, and Mme. Dawson and the governess threatened him
+with like excommunication.
+
+“But you know, these balls are very amusing,” said Mme. Dawson.
+
+“Do you think so?”
+
+“I do, and so do you.”
+
+“Besides, an observer like you,” added Mlle. Cadet, “can devote himself
+to taking notes.”
+
+“And why do you conclude that I am an observer?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“The idea! Because it is evident.”
+
+“And an observer with very evil intentions,” insisted Mlle. de Sandoval.
+
+“You credit me with qualities I haven’t got.”
+
+Cæsar had to accede, and the Dawson ladies and he were the first to
+enter the salon and take their seats. In one corner was a glass vase
+hung from the ceiling by a pulley.
+
+“What is that?” Mme. Dawson asked a servant.
+
+“It is a glass vase full of bonbons, which you have to break with a pole
+with your eyes closed.”
+
+“Ah, yes.”
+
+Since nobody else came in, the Dawson girls and Cæsar wandered about
+looking into the cupboards and finding the Marchesa Sciacca’s music and
+the Neapolitan’s. They looked out one of the salon windows. It was a
+detestable night, raining and hailing; the great drops were bouncing on
+the sidewalks of the Piazza Esedra. Water and hail fell mixed together,
+and for moments at a time the ground would stay white, as if covered
+with a thin coating of pearls.
+
+The fountain in the centre cast up its streams of water, which mingled
+with the rain, and the central jet shone in the lays of the arc-lights;
+now and again the livid brilliance of lightning illuminated the stone
+arches and the rumbling of thunder was heard...
+
+Still nobody else came to the salon. Doubtless the ladies were preparing
+their toilets very carefully.
+
+The first to appear, dressed for the ball, were the Marchesa Sciacca and
+her husband, accompanied by the inevitable Carminatti.
+
+The Marchesa, with her habitual brutality toward everybody that lived in
+the house, bowed with formal coolness to Mme. Dawson, and sat down by
+the piano, as far away as possible from the French ladies.
+
+She wore a gown of green silk, with lace and gold ornaments. She was
+very décolletée and had a fretful air. Her husband was small and
+stooped, with a long moustache and shiny eyes; on his cheek-bones were
+the red spots frequent in consumptives, and he spoke in a sharp voice.
+
+“Are you acquainted with the Marquis?” Mme. Dawson asked Cæsar.
+
+“Yes, he is a tiresome busybody,” said Cæsar, “the most boresome fellow
+you could find. He stops you in the street to tell you things. The
+other day he made me wait a quarter of an hour at the door of a tourist
+agency, while he inquired the quickest way of getting to Moscow. ‘Are
+you thinking of going there?’ I asked him. ‘No; I just wanted to find
+out....’ He is an idiot.”
+
+“God preserve us from your comments. What will you be saying about us?”
+ exclaimed Mlle. de Sandoval.
+
+The Countess Brenda entered, with her husband, her daughter, and a
+friend. She was dressed in black, low in the neck, and wore a collar of
+brilliants as big as filberts, which surrounded her bosom with rays of
+light and blinding reflections.
+
+Her friend was a young lady of consummate beauty; a brunette with colour
+in her skin and features of flawless perfection; with neither the
+serious air nor the statuesqueness of a great beauty, and with none
+of the negroid tone of most brunettes. When she smiled she showed her
+teeth, which were a burst of whiteness. She was rather loaded with
+jewels, which gave her the aspect of an ancient goddess.
+
+“You, who find everything wrong,” said Mlle. Cadet to Cæsar, “what have
+you to say of that woman? I have been looking at her ever since she came
+in, and I don’t find the slightest defect.”
+
+“Nor I. It is a face which gives no indication that the least shadow of
+sorrow has ever crossed it. It is beauty as serene as a landscape or as
+the sea when calm. Moreover, that very perfection robs it of character.
+It seems to be less a human face than a symbol of an apathetic being and
+an apathetic beauty.”
+
+“We have found her defect,” said Mlle. Cadet.
+
+After introducing her friend to the ladies and to the young men, who
+were all dazzled, the Countess Brenda sat down near Mme. Dawson, in an
+antique arm-chair.
+
+She was imposing.
+
+“You look like a queen holding audience,” Mlle. de Sandoval said to her.
+
+“Your beloved is like an actual monument,” Mlle. Cadet murmured
+jokingly, aside to Cæsar.
+
+“Yes, I think we ought to station a veteran at the door,” retorted
+Cæsar.
+
+“A veteran! No, for mercy’s sake! Poor lady! A warrior in active
+service, one on whom all the antipyrine in the world would make no
+impression,” Mlle. Cadet replied maliciously.
+
+Cæsar smiled at the allusion.
+
+
+
+_SILENO MACARRONI_
+
+Among the people there was one gentlerman that attracted Mlle. Cadet’s
+special attention. He was apart from any group, but he knew everybody
+that arrived. This gentleman was fat, smiling, smooth-shaven, with a
+round, chubby, rosy face and the body of a Silenus. When he spoke
+he arched and lowered his eyebrows alternately, rolled his eyes,
+gesticulated with his fat, soft hands, and smiled and showed his teeth.
+
+His way of greeting people was splendid.
+
+“Come sta, marchesa?” he would say. “Cavaliere!” “Commendatore!”
+ “La contessina va bene?” “Oh! Egregio!”
+
+And the good gentleman would spread his arms, and close them, and
+look as if he wanted to embrace the whole of humanity to his abdomen,
+covered with a white waistcoat.
+
+“Who can that gentleman be?” Mlle. Cadet asked various times.
+
+“That? That is Signor Sileno Macarroni,” said Cæsar, “Commander of the
+Order of the Mighty Belly, Knight of the Round Buttocks, and of other
+distinguished Orders.”
+
+“He is a singer,” said the Countess Brenda to Mlle. de Sandoval in a low
+tone.
+
+“He is a singer,” repeated Mlle. de Sandoval to her governess in a
+similar tone.
+
+“Sileno Macarroni is a singer,” said Mlle. Cadet, with equal
+mysteriousness, addressing Cæsar.
+
+“But is our friend Macarroni going to sung?” asked Cæsar.
+
+The question was passed from one person to another, and it was
+discovered that Macarroni was going to sing. As a matter of fact, the
+fat Silenus did sing, and everybody was startled to hear a high tenor
+voice issue from within that voluminous human being. The fat Silenus had
+the misfortune to sing false in the midst of his bravest trills, and the
+poor soul was overcome, despite the applause.
+
+“Poor Macarroni!” said Cæsar, “his high tenor heart must be broken
+to bits.” “He is going,” put in Mlle. Cadet. “What a shame!” Sileno
+vanished and the pianist began to play waltzes.
+
+
+
+_THE WORLD AS A ZOOLOGICAL GARDEN_
+
+Carminatti was the first on the floor with his partner, who was the
+Marchesa Sciacca.
+
+The Maltese lady danced with an abandon and a feline languor that
+imposed respect. One of the San Martino girls, dressed in white, like
+a vaporous fairy, danced with an officer in a blue uniform, a slim,
+distinguished person with languid eyes and rosy cheeks, who caused a
+veritable sensation among the ladies.
+
+The other San Martino, in pale pink, was on a sofa chatting with a man
+of the cut-throat type, of jaundiced complexion, with bright eyes and a
+moustache so long as almost to touch his eyebrows.
+
+“He is a Sicilian,” Mlle. Cadet told Cæsar; “behind us here they are
+saying rather curious things about the two of them.”
+
+The Countess Brenda’s daughter was magnificent, with her milk-white
+skin, and her arms visible through gauze. Despite her beauty she didn’t
+count many admirers; she was too insipid, and the majority of the young
+men turned with greater enthusiasm to the married women and to those of
+a very provocative type.
+
+Mlle. de Sandoval, the most sought after of all, didn’t wish to dance.
+
+“My daughter is really very stiff,” Mme. Dawson remarked. “Spanish women
+are like that.”
+
+“Yes, they often are,” said Cæsar.
+
+Among all these Italians, who were rather theatrical and ridiculous,
+insincere and exaggerated, but who had great pliancy and great agility
+in their movements and their expression, there was one German family,
+consisting of several persons: a married couple with sons and daughters
+who seemed to be all made from one piece, cut from the same block. While
+the rest were busy with the little incidents of the ball, they were
+talking about the Baths of Caracalla, the aqueducts, the Colosseum. The
+father, the mother, and the children repeated their lesson in Roman
+archeology, which they had learned splendidly.
+
+“What very absurd people they are,” murmured Cæsar, watching them.
+
+“Why?” said Mlle. de Sandoval.
+
+“It appeals to these Germans as their duty to make one parcel of
+everything artistic there is in a country and swallow it whole; which
+seems to an ignoramus like me, a stupid piece of pretentiousness. The
+French, on the contrary, are on more solid ground; they don’t understand
+anything that is not French, and they travel to have the pleasure of
+saying that Paris is the finest thing on earth.”
+
+“It’s great luck to be so perfect as you are,” retorted Mlle. de
+Sandoval, violently, “you can see other people’s faults so clearly.”
+
+“You mistake,” replied Cæsar, coldly, “I do not rely on my own good
+qualities to enable me to speak badly of others.”
+
+“Then what do you rely on?”
+
+“On my defects.”
+
+“Ah, have you defects? Do you admit it?”
+
+“I not only admit it, but I take pride in having them.”
+
+Mlle. de Sandoval turned her head away contemptuously; the twist Cæsar
+gave to her questions appeared to irritate her.
+
+“Mlle. de Sandoval doesn’t like me much,” said Cæsar to Mlle. Cadet.
+
+“No? She generally says nice things about you.”
+
+“Perhaps my clothes appeal to her, or the way I tie my cravat; but my
+ideas displease her.”
+
+“Because you say such severe things.”
+
+“Why do you say that at this moment? Because I spoke disparagingly of
+those Germans? Are they attractive to you?”
+
+“Oh, no! Not at all.”
+
+“They look like hunting dogs.” “But whom do you approve of? The
+English?”
+
+“Not the English, either. They are a herd of cattle; sentimental,
+ridiculous people who are in ecstatics over their aristocracy and over
+their king. Latin peoples are something like cats, they are of the
+feline race; a Frenchman is like a fat, well-fed cat; an Italian is like
+an old Angora which has kept its beautiful fur; and the Spaniard is like
+the cats on a roof, skinny, bare of fur, almost too weak to howl with
+despair and hunger.... Then there are the ophidians, the Jews, the
+Greeks, the Armenians....”
+
+“Then for you the world is a zoological garden?”
+
+“Well, isn’t it?”
+
+At midnight they tried to break the glass jar of bonbons. They
+blindfolded various men, and one by one they made them turn around a
+couple of times and then try to break the jar with a stick.
+
+It was the Marquis Sciacca that did break the glass vase, and the pieces
+fell on his head.
+
+“Have you hurt yourself?” people asked him.
+
+“No,” said Cæsar, reassuringly, but aside; “his head is protected.”
+
+
+
+_CHIROMANTIC INTERLUDE_
+
+After this cornucopia number, there was a series of other games and
+amusements, which required a hand-glass, a candle, and a bottle. The
+conversation in Mlle. de Sandoval’s group jumped from one thing to
+another and finally arrived at palmistry.
+
+Mlle. de Sandoval asked Cæsar if he, as a Spaniard, knew how to tell
+fortunes by the hand, and he jokingly replied that he did. Three or
+four hands were stretched out toward Cæsar, and he said whatsoever his
+imagination suggested, foolishness, absurdities, impertinences; a little
+of everything.
+
+When anybody was a bit puzzled at Cæsar’s words, he said:
+
+“Don’t pay any attention to it; these are absurdities.”
+
+Afterwards Mlle. Cadet told Cæsar that she was going to cast his
+horoscope. “Good! Out with it.”
+
+The governess, who was clever, studied Cæsar’s hand and expressed
+herself in sibylline terms:
+
+“You have something of everything, a little of some things and a great
+deal of others; you are not a harmonious individual.”
+
+“No?”
+
+“No. You are very intelligent.”
+
+“Thank you.”
+
+“Let the sibyl talk,” said the Sandoval girl.
+
+“You have a strong sense of logic,” the governess went on.
+
+“That’s possible.”
+
+“You are good and bad! You have much imagination and very little; you
+are at the same time very brave and very timid. You have a loving
+nature, but it is asleep, and little will-power.”
+
+“Little and... a great deal,” said Cæsar.
+
+“No, little.”
+
+“Do you believe that I have little will-power?”
+
+“I am telling you what your hand says.”
+
+“Look here. My hand’s opinion doesn’t interest me so much as yours,
+because you are an intelligent woman. Do you believe I have no
+will-power?”
+
+“A sibyl doesn’t discuss her affirmations.”
+
+“Now you are worried about your lack of will-power,” said Mlle. de
+Sandoval, mockingly.
+
+“Yes, I am, a bit.”
+
+“Well, I think you have will-power enough,” she retorted; “what you do
+lack is a little more amiability.”
+
+“Fortunately for you and for me, you are not so perspicacious in
+psychology as this young lady.”
+
+“I don’t expect to earn my living telling fortunes.”
+
+“I don’t believe this young lady expects to, either. You have told me
+what I am,” Cæsar pursued; “now tell me what is going to happen to me.”
+
+“Let me look,” said Mlle. Cadet; “close your hand. You will make a
+journey.” “Very good! I like that.”
+
+“You will get into a desperate struggle....”
+
+“I like that, too.”
+
+“And you will win, and you will be defeated....”
+
+“I don’t like that so much.”
+
+Mile. Cadet could not give other details. Her sibylline science extended
+no further. During this chiromantic interlude, the dancing kept up,
+until finally, about three in the morning, the party ended.
+
+
+
+
+XI. A SOUNDING-LINE IN THE DARK WORLD
+
+_THE ADVICE OF TWO ABBÉS_
+
+
+The Abbé Preciozi several times advised Cæsar to make a new attempt at
+a reconciliation with the Cardinal; but Cæsar always refused.
+
+“He is a man incapable of understanding me,” he would insist with naïve
+arrogance.
+
+Preciozi felt a great liking for his new friend, who invited him to
+meals at good hotels and treated him very frequently. Almost every
+morning he went to call on Cæsar on one pretext or another, and they
+would go for a walk and chat about various things.
+
+Preciozi was beginning to believe that his friend was a man with a
+future. Some explanations that Cæsar gave him about the mechanism of
+the stock-exchange convinced the abbé that he was in the presence of a
+great financier.
+
+Preciozi talked to all his friends and acquaintances about Cardinal
+Fort’s nephew, picturing him as an extraordinary man; some took these
+praises as a joke; others thought that it was really very possible that
+the Spaniard had great talent; only one abbé, who was a teacher in a
+college, felt a desire to meet the Cardinal’s nephew, and Preciozi
+introduced him to Cæsar.
+
+This abbé was named Cittadella, and he was fat, rosy, and blond; he
+looked more like a singer than a priest.
+
+Cæsar invited the two abbés to dine at a restaurant and requested
+Preciozi to do the ordering.
+
+“So you are a nephew of Cardinal Fort’s?” asked Cittadella. “Yes.”
+
+“His own nephew?”
+
+“His own nephew; son of his sister.”
+
+“And he hasn’t done anything for you?”
+
+“Nothing.”
+
+“It’s a pity. He is a man of great influence, of great talent.”
+
+“Influence, I believe; talent, I doubt,” said Cæsar.
+
+“Oh, no, no! He is an intelligent man.”
+
+“But I have heard that his _Theological Commentaries_ is absolutely
+absurd.”
+
+“No, no.”
+
+“A crude, banal book, full of stupidities....”
+
+“_Macché_!” exclaimed the indignant Preciozi, neglecting the culinary
+conflict he was engaged in.
+
+“All right. It makes no difference,” replied Cæsar, smiling. “Whether
+he is a famous man, as you two say, or a blockhead, as I think, the fact
+remains that my uncle doesn’t wish to have anything to do with me.”
+
+“You must have done something to him,” said Cittadella.
+
+“No; the only thing is that when I was small they told me the Cardinal
+wished me to be a priest, and I answered that I didn’t care to be.”
+
+“And why so?”
+
+“It seems to me a poor job. It’s evident that one doesn’t make much at
+it.”
+
+Cittadella sighed.
+
+“Yes, and what’s more,” Preciozi put in, “this gentleman says to anybody
+who cares to listen, that religion is a farce, that Catholicism is like
+a dish of Jewish meat with Roman sauce. Is it possible that a Cardinal
+should bother about a nephew that talks like that?”
+
+The Abbé Cittadella looked very serious and remarked that it is
+necessary to believe, or at least to seem to believe, in the truths of
+religion.
+
+“Is the Cardinal supposed to have money?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“Yes, I should say he is,” replied Preciozi. “Your sister and you will
+be the only heirs,” said Cittadella.
+
+“Of course,” agreed Preciozi.
+
+“Has he made a will?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“All the better if he hasn’t,” said one of the abbés.
+
+“If we could only poison him,” sighed Cæsar, with melancholy.
+
+“Don’t talk of such things just as we are going to eat,” said Preciozi.
+
+The dinner was brought, and the two abbés did it the honour it deserved.
+
+Preciozi deserved congratulations for his excellent selection. They
+ordered good wines and drank merry toasts.
+
+“What an admirable secretary Preciozi would be, if I got to be a
+personage!” exclaimed Cæsar. “Twenty thousand francs or so salary, his
+board, and the duty of choosing the dinner for the next day. That’s my
+proposal.”
+
+The abbé blushed with pleasure, emptied his glass of wine, and murmured:
+
+“If it depended on me!”
+
+“The fact is that the way things are arranged today is no good,” said
+Cæsar. “A hundred years ago, by the mere fact of being a Cardinal’s
+nephew, I should have been somebody.”
+
+“That’s true,” exclaimed Preciozi.
+
+“And as I should have no scruples, and neither would you two, we would
+have plunged into life strenuously, and sacked Rome, and the whole world
+would be ours.”
+
+“You talk like a Cæsar Borgia,” said Preciozi, aroused. “You are a true
+Spaniard.”
+
+“Today one must have something to stand on,” said Cittadella, coldly.
+
+“Friend Cittadella,” retorted Cæsar, “I, as you see me here, am the man
+who knows the most about financial matters in all Spain, and I believe I
+shall soon get to where I can say, in all Europe. I put my knowledge at
+the service of whoever pays me. I am like one of your old _condottieri_,
+a mercenary general. I am ready to win battles for the Jewish bank, or
+against the Jewish bank, for the Church or against the Church.”
+
+“For the Church is better. Against the Church we cannot assist you,”
+ said Preciozi.
+
+“I will try first, for the Church. To whom can you recommend me first?”
+
+The two abbés said nothing, and drank in silence.
+
+“Perhaps Verry would see him,” said Cittadella.
+
+“Hm!...” replied Preciozi. “I rather doubt it.”
+
+“What sort of a party is he?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“He is one of those _prelati_ that come out of the College of Nobles,”
+ said Cittadella, “and who get on, even if they are no good. Here they
+consider him a haughty Spaniard; they blame him for wearing his robes,
+and for always taking an automobile when he goes to Castel Gandolfo. The
+priests hate him because he is a Jesuit and a Spaniard.”
+
+“And wherein does his strength lie?”
+
+“In the Society, and in his knowing several languages. He was educated
+in England.”
+
+“From what you two tell me of him, he gives me the impression of a
+fatuous person.”
+
+A bottle of champagne was brought in and the three of them drank,
+toasting and touching glasses.
+
+“If I were in your place,” said Cittadella, after thinking a long while,
+“I shouldn’t try to get at people in high places, but people who are
+inconspicuous and yet have influence in your country.”
+
+“For instance....”
+
+“For instance, Father Herreros, at the convent in Trastevere.”
+
+“And Father Miró too,” added Preciozi, “and if you could talk to Father
+Ferrer, of the Gregorian University, it wouldn’t be a bad idea.”
+
+“That will be more difficult,” said Cittadella.
+
+“You could tell them,” Preciozi suggested, “that your uncle the Cardinal
+sent you, and hint that he doesn’t want anybody to know that he is
+backing you.” “And if somebody should write to my uncle?”
+
+“You mustn’t say anything definite. You must speak ambiguously. Besides,
+in case they did write, we would fix it up in the office.”
+
+Cæsar began to laugh naïvely. Afterwards, the two abbés, a little
+excited by the food and the good wine, started in to have a violent
+discussion, speaking Italian. Cæsar paid the bill, and pretending that
+he had an urgent engagement, took leave of them and went out.
+
+
+
+_A SPANISH MONK_
+
+The next day Cæsar went to look up Father Herreros. He had not yet
+succeeded in forming a plan. His only idea was to see if he could take
+advantage of some chance: to follow a scent and be on the alert, in case
+something new should start up on one side or the other.
+
+Father Herreros lived in a convent in Trastevere. Cæsar took the tram
+in the Piazza Venezia, and got out after crossing the Tiber, near the
+Via delle Fratte.
+
+He soon found the convent; it had a yellow portal with a Latin
+inscription which sang the gymnastic glories of Saint Pascual Bailón.
+Above the inscription there was a picture, in which a monk, no doubt
+Bailón, was dancing among the clouds.
+
+On the lintel of the gate were the arms of Spain, and at the sides, two
+medallions bearing hands wounded in the palm.
+
+The convent door was old and quartered. Cæsar knocked.
+
+A lay-brother, with a suspicious glance, came out to admit him, told him
+to wait, and left him alone. After some while, he came back and asked
+him to follow him.
+
+They went down a small passage and up a staircase, which was at the
+end, and then along a corridor on the main floor. On one side of this
+corridor, in his cell, they found Father Herreros.
+
+Cæsar, after bowing and introducing himself, sat down, as the monk
+asked him to do, in a chair with its back to the light. Cæsar began to
+explain why he had come, and as he had prepared what he was going to
+say, he employed his attention, while speaking, on the cage and the kind
+of big bird which were before his eyes.
+
+Father Herreros had a big rough head, black heavy eyebrows, a short
+nose, an enormous mouth, yellow teeth, and grey hair. He wore a
+chocolate-coloured robe, open enough to show his whole neck down to his
+chest. The movement of the good monk’s lips was that of a man who wished
+to pass for keen and insinuating. His robe was dirty and he doubtless
+had the habit of leaving cigarette stubs on the table.
+
+The cell had one window, and in front of it a bookcase. Cæsar made an
+effort to read the titles. They were almost all Latin books, the kind
+that nobody reads.
+
+Father Herreros began to ask Cæsar questions. In his brain, he was
+doubtless wondering why Cardinal Fort’s nephew should come to him.
+
+After many useless words they got to the concrete point that Cæsar
+wanted to take up, Father Herreros’s acquaintance in Spain, and the monk
+said that he knew a very rich widow who had property in Toledo. When
+Cæsar went to Madrid, he would give him a letter of recommendation to
+her.
+
+“I cannot keep you any longer now, because a Mexican lady is waiting for
+me,” said Father Herreros.
+
+Cæsar arose, and after shaking the monk’s fat hand, he left the
+convent. He returned to Rome on foot, crossing the river again, and
+looking at the Tiberine island; and arrived without hurrying at the
+hotel. He wrote to his friend Azugaray, requesting him to discover, by
+the indications he gave him, who the rich widow that had property in
+Toledo could be.
+
+
+
+_THE LICENTIATE MIRÓ_
+
+The next day Cæsar decided to pursue his investigations, and went to
+see Father Miró.
+
+Father Miró lived in a college in the Via Monserrato. Cæsar inspected
+the map of Rome, looking for that street, and found that it is located
+in the vicinity of the Campo de’ Fiori, and took his way thither.
+
+The spring day was magnificent; the sky was blue, without a cloud; the
+tiled roofs of some of the palaces were decorated with borders of
+plants and flowers; in the street, dry and flooded with sunshine, a
+water-carrier in a cart full of fat, green bottles, passed by, singing
+and cracking his whip.
+
+Cæsar crossed the Campo de’ Fiori, a very lively, plebeian square, full
+of canvas awnings with open stalls of fruit under them. In the middle
+stood the statue of Giordano Bruno, with a crown of flowers around its
+neck.
+
+Then he took the Via de’ Cappellari, a narrow lane and dirty enough.
+From one side to the other clothes were hung out to dry.
+
+He came to the college and entered the church contiguous to it. He asked
+for Father Miró; a sacristan with a long moustache and a worn blue
+overcoat, took him to another entrance, made him mount an old wooden
+staircase, and conducted him to the office of the man he was looking
+for.
+
+Father Miró was a tiny little man, dark and filthy, with a worn-out
+cassock, covered with dandruff, and a large dirty square cap with a big
+rosette.
+
+“Will you tell me what you want?” said the little priest in a sullen
+tone.
+
+Cæsar introduced himself, and explained in a few words who he was and
+what he proposed.
+
+Father Miró, without asking him to sit down, answered rapidly, saying
+that he had no acquaintance with matters of finance or speculation.
+
+Cæsar felt a shudder of anger at the rudeness with which he was treated
+by this draggled little priest, and felt a vehement desire to take him
+by the neck and twist it, like a chicken’s.
+
+Despite his anger, he did not change expression, and he asked the priest
+smilingly if he knew who could give him advice about those questions.
+
+“You can see Father Ferrer at the Gregorian University, or Father
+Mendia. He is an encyclopedist. It was he who wrote the theological
+portion of the encyclical _Pascendi_, the one about Modernism. He is a
+man of very great learning.”
+
+“He will do. Many thanks,” and Cæsar turned toward the door.
+
+“Excuse me for not having asked you to sit down, but...”
+
+“No matter,” Cæsar replied, rapidly, and he went out to the stairs.
+
+In view of the poor result of his efforts, he decided to go to the
+Gregorian University. He was told it was in the Via del Seminario, and
+supposed it must be the large edifice with little windowed bridges over
+two streets.
+
+That edifice was the Collegio Romano; the Gregorian University was in
+the same street, but further on, opposite the Post Office Department.
+Father Ferrer could not receive him, because he was holding a class; and
+after they had gone up and come down and taken Cæsar’s card for Father
+Mendia, they told him he was out.
+
+Cæsar concluded that it was not so easy to find a crack through which
+one could get information of what was going on in the clerical world.
+
+“I see that the Church gives them all a defensive instinct which they
+make good use of. They are really only poor devils, but they have a
+great organization, and it cannot be easy to get one’s fingers through
+the meshes of their net.”
+
+
+
+
+XII. A MEETING ON THE PINCIO
+
+_A WALK IN THE VILLA BORGHESE_
+
+
+At the beginning of Holy Week Laura returned to the hotel, at
+lunch-time.
+
+“And your husband?” Cæsar asked her.
+
+“He didn’t want to come. Rome bores him. He is giving all his attention
+to taking care of the heart-disease he says he has.”
+
+“Is it serious?”
+
+“I think not. Every time I see him I find him with a new disease and a
+new diet; one time it is vegetarian, another nothing but meat, another
+time he says one should eat only grapes, or nothing but bread.”
+
+“Then I see that he belongs to the illustrious brotherhood of the
+insane.”
+
+“You are not far from joining that brotherhood yourself.”
+
+“Dear sister, I am one of the few sane men that go stumbling around this
+insane asylum let loose we call the earth.”
+
+“What you say about men is the truth, even though you are not an
+exception. Really, the more I have to do with men, the more convinced I
+am that any one of them who is not crazy, is stupid or vain or proud....
+How much more intelligent, discreet, logical we women are!”
+
+“Don’t tell me. You are marvels; modest, kindly toward your rivals, so
+little given to humiliating your neighbours, male or female....”
+
+“Yes, yes; but we are not so conceited or such play-actors as you are.
+A woman may think herself pretty and amiable and sweet, and not be so.
+That is true; but on the other hand, every man thinks himself braver
+than the Cid, even if he is afraid of a fly, and more talented than
+Seneca, even if he is a dolt.”
+
+“To sum up, men are a calamity.”
+
+“Just so.”
+
+“And women spend their lives fishing for these calamities.”
+
+“They need them; there are inferior things which still are necessary.”
+
+“And there are superior things which are good for nothing.”
+
+“Will you come and take a drive with me, philosopher brother?”
+
+“Where?”
+
+“Let’s go to the Villa Borghese. The carriage will be here in a moment.”
+
+“All right. Let us go there.”
+
+A two-horse victoria with rubber tires was waiting at the door, and
+Laura and Cæsar got in. The carriage went past the Treasury, and out
+the Porta Salaria, and entered the gardens of the Villa Borghese.
+
+The morning had been rainy; the ground was damp; the wind waved the
+tree-tops gently and caused a murmur like the tide. The carriage rolled
+slowly along the avenues. Laura was very gay and chatty. Cæsar listened
+to her as one listens to a bird warbling.
+
+Many times while listening he thought: “What is there inside this head?
+What is the master idea of her life? Has she really any idea about life,
+or has she none?”
+
+After several rounds they crossed the viaduct that unites the Villa
+Borghese with the Pincio gardens.
+
+
+
+_FROM THE PINCIO TERRACE_
+
+They approached the great terrace of the gardens by an avenue that has
+busts of celebrated men along both sides.
+
+“Poor great men!” exclaimed Cæsar. “Their statues serve only to
+decorate a public garden.” “They had their lives,” replied Laura, gaily;
+“now we have ours.”
+
+Laura ordered the coachman to stop a moment. The air was still murmuring
+in the foliage, the birds singing, and the clouds flying slowly across
+the sky.
+
+A man with a black box approached the carriage to offer them postcards.
+
+“Buy two or three,” said Laura.
+
+Cæsar bought a few and put them into his pocket. The vendor withdrew
+and Laura continued to look at Rome with enthusiasm.
+
+“Oh, how beautiful, how lovely it is! I never get tired of looking at
+it. It is my favourite city. ‘_O fior d’ogni cittá, donna del mondo_.’”
+
+“She is no longer mistress of the world, little sister.”
+
+“For me she is. Look at St. Peter’s. It looks like a shred of cloud.”
+
+“Yes, that’s so. It’s of a blue shade that seems transparent.”
+
+Bells were ringing and great majestic white clouds kept moving along the
+horizon; on the Janiculum the statue of Garibaldi rose up gallantly into
+the air, like a bird ready to take wing.
+
+“When I look at Rome this way,” murmured Laura, “I feel a pang, a pang
+of grief.”
+
+“Why?”
+
+“Because I remember that I must die, and then I shall not come back
+to see Rome. She will be here still, century after century, full of
+sunlight, and I shall be dead.... It is horrible, horrible!”
+
+“And your religion?”
+
+“Yes, I know. I believe I shall see other things; but not these things
+that are so beautiful.”
+
+“You are an Epicurean.”
+
+“It is so beautiful to be alive!”
+
+They stayed there looking at the panorama. Below, in the Piazza del
+Popólo, they saw a red tram slipping along, which looked, at that
+distance, like a toy.
+
+A tilbury, driven by a woman, stopped near their carriage. The woman was
+blond with green eyes, prominent cheek-bones, and a little fur cap. At
+her feet lay an enormous dog with long flame-coloured hair.
+
+“She must be a Russian,” said Cæsar.
+
+“Yes. Do you like that type?”
+
+“She has a lot of character. She looks like one of the women that would
+order servants to be whipped.”
+
+The Russian was smiling vaguely. Laura told the coachman to drive on.
+They made a few rounds in the avenues of the Pincio. The music was
+beginning; a few carriages, and groups of soldiers and seminarians,
+crowded around the bandstand; Laura didn’t care for brass bands, they
+were too noisy for her, and she gave the coachman orders to drive to the
+Corso.
+
+
+
+_MEETING MARCHMONT_
+
+They passed in front of the Villa Medici, and when they got near the
+Piazza, della Trinitá de’ Monti they met a man on horseback, who, on
+seeing them, immediately approached the carriage. It was Archibald
+Marchmont, who had just arrived in Rome.
+
+“I thought you had forgotten us,” said Laura.
+
+“I forget you, Marchesa! Never.”
+
+“You say you came to Rome....”
+
+“From Nice I had to return to London, because my father was seriously
+ill with an attack of gout.”
+
+“He is well again?”
+
+“Yes, thank you. You are coming back from a drive?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Don’t you want to come and have tea with my wife and me?”
+
+“Where?”
+
+“At the Hotel Excelsior. We are staying there. Will you come?” “All
+right.”
+
+Laura accepted, and they went to the Via Veneto with the Englishman
+riding beside them.
+
+They went into the hotel and passed through to the “hall” full of
+people, Marchmont sent word to his wife by a servant, to come down.
+Laura and Cæsar seated themselves with the Englishman.
+
+“This hotel is unbearable,” exclaimed Marchmont; “there is nothing here
+but Americans.”
+
+“Your wife, however, must like that,” said Cæsar.
+
+“No. Susanna is more European every day, and she doesn’t care for the
+shrieking elegance of her compatriots. Besides, her father is here, and
+that makes her feel less American.”
+
+“It is an odd form of filial enthusiasm,” remarked Cæsar.
+
+“It doesn’t shock me. I almost think it’s the rule,” replied Marchmont;
+“at home I could see that my brothers and sisters hated one another
+cordially, and that every member of the family wanted to get away from
+the others. You two who are so fond of each other are a very rare
+instance. Is it frequent in Spain that brothers and sisters like one
+another?”
+
+“Yes, there are instances of it,” answered Cæsar, laughing.
+
+Mrs. Marchmont arrived, accompanied by an old man who evidently was her
+father, and two other men. Susanna was most smart; she greeted Laura and
+Cæsar very affably, and presented her father, Mr. Russell; then she
+presented an English author, tall, skinny, with blue eyes, a white
+beard, and hair like a halo; and then a young Englishman from the
+Embassy, a very distinguished person named Kennedy, who was a Catholic.
+
+
+
+_TEA_
+
+After the introductions they passed into the dining-room, which was
+most impressive. It was an exhibition of very smart women, some of
+them ideally beautiful, and idle men. All about them resounded a nasal
+English of the American sort.
+
+Susanna Marchmont served the tea and did the honours to her guests.
+They all talked French, excepting Mr. Russell, who once in a long while
+uttered some categorical monosyllable in his own language.
+
+Mr. Russell was not of the classic Yankee type; he looked like a vulgar
+Englishman. He was a serious man, with a short moustache, grey-headed,
+with three or four gold teeth.
+
+What to Cæsar seemed wonderful in this gentleman was his economy of
+words. There was not one useless expression in his vocabulary, and
+not the slightest redundancy; whatever partook of merit, prestige, or
+nobility was condensed, for him, to the idea of value; whatever partook
+of arrangement, cleanliness, order, was condensed to the word “comfort”;
+so that Mr. Russell, with a very few words, had everything specified.
+
+To Susanna, imbued with her preoccupation in supreme _chic_, her father
+no doubt did not seem a completely decorative father; but he gave Cæsar
+the impression of a forceful man.
+
+Near them, at a table close by, was a little blond man, with a hooked
+nose and a scanty imperial, in company with a fat lady. They bowed to
+Marchmont and his wife.
+
+“That gentleman looks like a Jew,” said Cæsar.
+
+“He is,” replied Marchmont, “that is Señor Pereyra, a rich Jew; of
+Portuguese origin, I think.”
+
+“How quickly you saw it!” exclaimed Susanna.
+
+“He has that air of a sick goat, so frequent in Jews.”
+
+“His wife has nothing sickly about her, or thin either,” remarked Laura.
+
+“No,” said Cæsar; “his wife represents another Biblical type; one of
+the fat kine of somebody’s dream, which foretold abundance and a good
+harvest.”
+
+The Englishman, Kennedy, had also little liking for Jews.
+
+“I do not hate a Jew as anti-Christian,” said Cæsar; “but as
+super-Christian. Nor do I hate the race, but the tendency they have
+never to be producers, but always middlemen, and because they incarnate
+so well for our era the love of money, and of joy and pleasure.”
+
+The English author was a great partisan of Jews, and he asserted that
+they were more distinguished in science and the arts than any other
+race. The Jewish question was dropped in an instant, when they saw a
+smart lady come in accompanied by a pale man with a black shock of hair
+and an uneasy eye.
+
+“That is the Hungarian violinist Kolozsvar,” said Susanna.
+
+“Kolozsvar, Kolozsvar!” they heard everybody saying.
+
+“Is he a great virtuoso?” Cæsar asked Kennedy.
+
+“No, I think not,” answered Kennedy. “It seems that this Hungarian’s
+speciality is playing the waltzes and folk-songs of his own country,
+which is certainly not anything great; but his successes are not
+obtained with the violin, but among the women. The ladies in London
+fight for him. His game is to pass himself off as a fallen man,
+depraved, worn-out. There you have his phraseology.... They see a man to
+save, to raise up, and convert into a great artist, and almost all of
+them yield to this temptation.”
+
+“That is comical,” said Cæsar, looking curiously at the fiddler and his
+lady.
+
+“To a Spaniard,” replied Kennedy, “it is comical; and probably it would
+be to an Italian too; but in England there are many women that have a
+purely imaginative idealism, a romanticism fed on ridiculous novels, and
+they fall into traps like these, which seem clumsy and grotesque to you
+here in the South, where people are more clear-sighted and realistic.”
+
+Cæsar watched the brave fiddler, who played the role of a man used up,
+to great perfection.
+
+After tea, Susanna invited them to go up to her rooms, and Laura and her
+brother and Kennedy and Mr. Russell went.
+
+The English author had met a colleague, with whom he stayed behind
+talking, and Marchmont remained in the “hall,” as if it did not seem to
+him proper for him to go to his wife’s rooms.
+
+Susanna’s rooms were very high, had balconies on the Via Veneto, and
+were almost opposite Queen Margherita’s palace. One overlooked the
+garden and could see the Queen Mother taking her walks, which is not
+without its importance for persons who live in a republic.
+
+Susanna was most amiable to Laura; repeated to all of them her
+invitation to come and see her again; and after they had all promised
+to see one another frequently, Cæsar and Laura went down to their
+carriage, and took a turn on the Corso by twilight.
+
+
+
+
+XIII. ESTHETICS AND DEMAGOGY
+
+_SUSANNA AND THE YOUNGSTERS_
+
+
+From this meeting on, Cæsar noticed that Marchmont paid court to Laura
+with much persistence. A light-hearted, coquettish woman, it pleased
+Laura to be pursued by a person like this Englishman, young,
+distinguished, and rich; but she was not prepared to yield. Her
+bringing-up, her class-feelings impelled her to consider adultery a
+heinous thing. Nor was divorce a solution for her, since accepting it
+would oblige her to cease being a Catholic and to quarrel irrevocably
+with the Cardinal. Marchmont showed no discretion in the way he paid
+court to Laura; he cared nothing about his wife, and talked of her with
+profound contempt....
+
+Laura found herself besieged by the Englishman; she couldn’t decide to
+discourage him entirely, and at critical moments she would take the
+train, go off to Naples, and come back two or three days later,
+doubtless with more strength for withstanding the siege.
+
+“As a matter of reciprocal justice, since he makes love to my sister,
+I ought to make love to his wife,” thought Cæsar, and he went several
+times to the Hotel Excelsior to call on Susanna.
+
+The Yankee wife was full of complaints against her husband. Her father
+had advised her simply to get a divorce, but she didn’t want to.
+She found such a solution lacking in distinction, and no doubt she
+considered the advice of an author in her own country very true, who had
+given this triple injunction to the students of a woman’s college: “Do
+not drink, that is, do not drink too much; do not smoke, that is, do not
+smoke too much; and do not get married, that is, do not get married too
+much.”
+
+It did not seem quite right to Susanna to get married too much. Besides
+she had a desire to become a Catholic. One day she questioned Cæsar
+about it:
+
+“You want to change your religion!” exclaimed Cæsar, “What for? I don’t
+believe you are going to find your lost faith by becoming a Catholic.”
+
+“And what do you think about it, Kennedy?” Susanna asked the young
+Englishman, who was there too.
+
+“To me a Catholic woman seems doubly enchanting.”
+
+“You would not marry a woman who wasn’t a Catholic?”
+
+“No, indeed,” the Englishman proclaimed.
+
+Cæsar and Kennedy disagreed about everything.
+
+Susanna discussed her plans, and constantly referred to Paul Bourget’s
+novel _Cosmopolis_, which had obviously influenced her in her
+inclination for Catholicism.
+
+“Are there many Jewish ladies who aspire to be baptized and become
+Catholics, as Bourget says?” asked Susanna.
+
+“Bah!” exclaimed Cæsar.
+
+“You do not believe that either?”
+
+“No, it strikes me as a piece of naïvety in this good soul of a
+novelist. To become a Catholic, I don’t believe requires more than some
+few pesetas.”
+
+“You are detestable, as a Cardinal’s nephew.”
+
+“I mean that I don’t perceive that there are any obstacles to prevent
+anybody from becoming a Catholic, as there are to prevent his becoming
+rich. What a high ambition, to aspire to be a Catholic! While nobody
+anywhere does anything but laugh at Catholics; and it has become an
+axiom: ‘A Catholic country is a country bound for certain ruin.’”
+
+Kennedy burst out laughing.
+
+Susanna said that she had no real faith, but that she did have a great
+enthusiasm for churches and for choirs, for the smell of incense and
+religious music.
+
+“Spain is the place for all that,” said Kennedy. “Here in Italy the
+Church ceremonies are too gay. Not so in Spain; at Toledo, at Burgos,
+there is an austerity in the cathedrals, an unworldliness....”
+
+“Yes,” said Cæsar; “unhappily we have nothing left there but
+ceremonies. At the same time, the people are dying of hunger.”
+
+They discussed whether it is better to live in a decorative, esthetic
+sphere, or in a more humble and practical one; and Susanna and Kennedy
+stood up for the superiority of an esthetic life.
+
+As they left the hotel Cæsar said to Kennedy:
+
+“Allow me a question. Have you any intentions concerning Mrs.
+Marchmont?”
+
+“Why do you ask?”
+
+“Simply because I shouldn’t go to see her often, so as not to be in the
+way.”
+
+“Thank you ever so much. But I have no intentions in relation to her.
+She is too beautiful and too rich a woman for a modest employee like me
+to fix his eyes on.”
+
+“Bah! A modest diplomat! That is absurd. It is merely that you don’t
+take to her.”
+
+“No. It’s because she is a queen. There ought to be some defect in her
+face to make her human.”
+
+“Yes; that’s true. She is too much of a prize beauty.”
+
+“That is the defect in the Yankee women; they have no character. The
+weight of tradition might be fatal to industry and modern life, but it
+is the one thing that creates the spirituality of the old countries.
+Beyond contradiction American women have intelligence, beauty, energy,
+attractive flashes, but they lack that particular thing created by
+centuries: character. At times they have very charming impulses. Have
+you heard the story about Prince Torlonia’s wife?”
+
+“No.”
+
+“Well, Torlonia’s present wife was an American girl worth millions, who
+came with letters to the prince. He took her about Rome, and at the end
+of some days he said to her, supposing that the beautiful American had
+the intention of marrying: ‘I will introduce some young noblemen to
+you’; and she answered: ‘Don’t introduce anybody to me; because you
+please me more than anybody’; and she married him.”
+
+“It was a pretty impulse.”
+
+“Yes, Americans do things like that on the spur of the moment. But if
+you saw a Spanish woman behave that way, it would seem wrong to you.”
+
+Chattering amicably they came to the Piazza Esedra.
+
+“Would you care to have lunch with me?” said Kennedy.
+
+“Just what I was going to propose to you.”
+
+“I eat alone.”
+
+“I do not. I eat with my sister.”
+
+“The Marchesa di Vaccarone?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Then you must pardon me if I accept your invitation, for I am very
+anxious to meet her.”
+
+“Then come along.”
+
+
+
+_RUSKIN AND THE PHILISTINES_
+
+They reached the hotel and Cæsar introduced his friend to Laura.
+
+“He is an admirer of yours.”
+
+“A respectful admirer... from a distance,” explained Kennedy.
+
+“But are there admirers of that sort?” asked Laura, laughing.
+
+“Here you have one,” said the Englishman. “I have known you by sight
+ever since I came to Rome, and have never had the pleasure of speaking
+to you until today.”
+
+“And have you been here a long time?”
+
+“Nearly two years.”
+
+“And do you like Rome; eh?”
+
+“I should say so! At first, I didn’t, I must admit. It was a
+disappointment to me. I had dreamed so much about Rome!” and Kennedy
+talked of the books and guides he had read about the Eternal City.
+
+“I must admit that I had never dreamed about Rome,” said Cæsar. “And
+you boast of that?” asked Laura.
+
+“No, I don’t boast of it, I merely state it. I understand how agreeable
+it is to know things. Cæsar died here! Cicero made speeches here! Saint
+Peter stumbled over this stone! It is fine! But not knowing things
+is also very comfortable. I am rather like a barbarian walking
+indifferently among monuments he knows nothing about.”
+
+“Doesn’t such an idea make you ashamed?”
+
+“No, why? It would be a bother to me to know a lot of things offhand. To
+pass by a mountain and know how it was thrown up, what it is composed
+of, what its flora and fauna are; to get to a town and know its history
+in detail.... What things to be interested in! It’s tiresome! I hate
+history too much. I far prefer to be ignorant of everything, and
+especially the past, and from time to time to offer myself a capricious,
+arbitrary explanation.”
+
+“But I think that knowing things not only is not tiresome,” said
+Kennedy, “but is a great satisfaction.”
+
+“You think even learning things is a satisfaction?”
+
+“Thousands of years ago one could know things almost without learning
+them; nowadays in order to know, one has to learn. That is natural and
+logical.”
+
+“Yes, certainly. And the effort to learn about useful things seems
+natural and logical to me too, but not to learn about merely agreeable
+things. To learn medicine and mechanics is logical; but to learn to look
+at a picture or to hear a symphony is an absurdity.”
+
+“Why?”
+
+“At any rate the neophytes that go to see a Rafael picture or to hear
+a Bach sonata and have an exclamation all ready, give me the sad
+impression of a flock of lambs. As for your sublime pedagogues of the
+Ruskin type, they seem to me to be the fine flower of priggishness, of
+pedantry, of the most objectionable bourgeoisie.”
+
+“What things your brother is saying!” exclaimed Kennedy.
+
+“You shouldn’t notice him,” said Laura.
+
+“Those artistic pedagogues enrage me; they remind me of Protestant
+pastors and of the friars that go around dressed like peasants, and who
+I think are called Brothers of the Christian Doctrine. The pedagogues
+are Brothers of the Esthetic Doctrine, one of the stupidest inventions
+that ever occurred to the English. I don’t know which I find more
+ridiculous, the Salvation Army or Ruskin’s books.”
+
+“Why have you this hatred for Ruskin?”
+
+“I find him an idiot. I only skimmed through a book of his called _The
+Seven Lamps of Architecture_, and the first thing I read was a paragraph
+in which he said that to use an imitation diamond or any other imitation
+stone was a lie, an imposition, and a sin. I immediately said: ‘This man
+who thinks a diamond is the truth and paste a lie, is a stupid fool who
+doesn’t deserve to be read.’”
+
+“Yes, all right: you take one point of view and he takes another. I
+understand why Ruskin wouldn’t please you. What I do not understand is
+why you find it absurd that if a person has a desire to penetrate into
+the beauties of a symphony or a picture, he should do so. What is there
+strange in that?”
+
+“You are right,” said Cæsar; “whoever wants to learn, should. I have
+done so about financial questions.”
+
+“Is it true that your brother knows all about questions of money?”
+ Kennedy asked Laura.
+
+“He says so.”
+
+“I haven’t much belief in his financial knowledge.”
+
+“No?”
+
+“No, I have not. You are a sort of dilettante, half nihilist, half
+financier. You would like to pass for a tranquil, well-balanced man, for
+what is called a philistine, but you cannot compass it.”
+
+“I will compass it. It is true that I want to be a philistine, but a
+philistine out in the real world. All those great artists you people
+admire, Goethe, Ruskin, were really philistines, who were in the
+business of being interested in poetry and statues and pictures.”
+
+“Moncada, you are a sophist,” said Kennedy. “Possibly I am wrong in this
+discussion,” retorted Cæsar, “but the feeling I have is right. Artists
+irritate me; they seem to me like old ladies with a flatulency that
+prevents their breathing freely.”
+
+Kennedy laughed at the definition.
+
+
+
+_CHIC AND THE REVOLUTION_
+
+“I understand hating bad kings and conquerors; but artists! What harm do
+they do?” said Laura.
+
+“Artists are always doing harm to the whole of humanity. They have
+invented an esthetic system for the use of the rich, and they have
+killed the Revolution. The _chic_ put an end to the Revolution. And
+now everything is coming back; enthusiasm for the aristocracy, for the
+Church; the cult of kings. People look backward and the Revolutionary
+movement is paralysed. The people that irritate me most are those
+esthetes of the Ruskin school, for whom everything is religious: having
+money, buying jewels, blowing one’s nose... everything is religious.
+Vulgar creatures, lackeys that they are!”
+
+“My brother is a demagogue,” said Laura ironically.
+
+“Yes,” added Kennedy; “he doesn’t like categories.”
+
+“But each thing has its value whether he likes it or not.”
+
+“I do not deny different values, or even categories. There are things of
+great value in life; some natural, like youth, beauty, strength;
+others more artificial, like money, social position; but this idea of
+distinction, of aristocratic fineness, is a farce. It is a literary
+legend in the same style as the one current in novels, which tells
+us that the aristocrats of old families close their doors to rich
+Americans, or like that other story Mrs. Marchmont was talking to us of,
+about the Jewish ladies who were crazy to become Catholics.”
+
+“I don’t see what you are trying to prove by all this,” said Laura.
+
+“I am trying to prove that all there is underneath distinguished society
+is money, for which reason it doesn’t matter if it is destroyed. The
+cleverest and finest man, if he has no money, will die of hunger in a
+corner. Smart society, which thinks itself superior, will never receive
+him, because being really superior and intelligent is of no value on
+the market. On the other hand, when it is a question of some very rich
+brute, he will succeed in being accepted and fêted by the aristocrats,
+because money has a real value, a quotable value, or I’d better say, it
+is the only thing that has a quotable value.”
+
+“What you are saying isn’t true. A man doesn’t go with the best people
+merely because he is rich.”
+
+“No, certainly; not immediately. There is a preparatory process. He
+begins by robbing people in some miserable little shop, and feels
+himself democratic. Then he robs in a bank, and at that period he feels
+that he is a Liberal and begins to experience vaguely aristocratic
+ideas. If business goes splendidly, the aristocratic ideas get
+crystallized. Then he can come to Rome and go into ecstasies over
+all the humbugs of Catholicism; and after that, one is authorized to
+acknowledge that the religion of our fathers is a beautiful religion,
+and one finishes by giving a tip to the Pope, and another to Cardinal
+Verry, so that they will make him Prince of the Ecumenical Council or
+Marquis of the Holy Crusade.”
+
+“What very stupid and false ideas,” exclaimed Laura. “Really I
+appreciate having a brother who talks in such a vulgar way.”
+
+“You are an aristocrat and the truth doesn’t please you. But such are
+the facts. I can see the chief of the bureau of Papal titles. What fun
+he must have thinking up the most appropriate title for a magnate of
+Yankee tinned beef or for an illustrious Andean general! How magnificent
+it would be to gather all the Bishops _in partibus infidelium_ and all
+the people with Papal titles in one drawing-room! The Bishop of Nicaea
+discussing with the Marquis of the Holy Roman Empire; the Marchioness of
+Easter Sunday flirting with the Bishop of Sion, while the Patriarchs
+of Thebes, Damascus, and Trebizond played bridge with the sausage
+manufacturer, Mr. Smiles, the pork king, or with the illustrious General
+Pérez, the hero of Guachinanguito. What a moving spectacle it would be!”
+
+“You are a clown!” said Laura.
+
+“He is a finished satirist,” added Kennedy.
+
+
+
+_CÆSAR’S PLAN_
+
+After lunch, Laura, Kennedy, and Cæsar went into the salon, and Laura
+introduced the Englishman to the San Martino girls and the Countess
+Brenda. They stayed there chatting until four o’clock, at which time the
+San Martinos got ready to go out in a motor car, and Laura, with the
+Countess and her daughter, in a carriage.
+
+Cæsar and Kennedy went into the street together.
+
+“You are awfully well fixed here,” said Kennedy, “with no Americans, no
+Germans, or any other barbarians.”
+
+“Yes, this hotel is a hive of petty aristocrats.”
+
+“Your sister was telling me that you might pick out a very rich wife
+here, among the girls.”
+
+“Yes, my sister would like me to live here, in a foreign country, in
+cowlike tranquillity, looking at pictures and statues, and travelling
+pointlessly. That wouldn’t be living for me; I am not a society man. I
+require excitement, danger.... Though I warn you that I am not in the
+least courageous.”
+
+“You’re not?”
+
+“Not at all. Not now. At moments I believe I could control myself and
+take a trench without wavering.”
+
+“But you have some fixed plan, haven’t you?”
+
+“Yes, I expect to go back to Spain, and work there.”
+
+“At what?”
+
+“In politics.”
+
+“Are you patriotic?”
+
+“Yes, up to a certain point. I have no transcendental idea of patriotism
+at all. Patriotism, as I interpret it, is a matter of curiosity. I
+believe that there is strength in Spain. If this strength could be
+led in a given direction, where would it get to? That is my form of
+patriotism; as I say, it is an experimental form.”
+
+Kennedy looked at Cæsar with curiosity.
+
+“And how can it help you with your plans to stay here in Rome?” he
+asked.
+
+“It can help me. In Spain nobody knows me. This is the only place where
+I have a certain position, through being the nephew of a Cardinal. I am
+trying to build on that. How am I going to arrange it? I don’t know. I
+am feeling out my future course, taking soundings.”
+
+“But the support you could find here would be all of a clerical nature,”
+ said Kennedy.
+
+“Of course.”
+
+“But you are not Clerical!”
+
+“No; but it is necessary for me to climb. Afterwards there will be time
+to change.”
+
+“You are not taking it into account, my dear Cæsar, that the Church is
+still powerful and that it doesn’t pardon people who impose upon it.”
+
+“Bah! I am not afraid of it.”
+
+“And you were just saying you are not courageous! You are courageous, my
+dear man.... After this, I don’t doubt of your success.”
+
+“I need data.”
+
+“If I can furnish you with any....”
+
+“Wouldn’t it be disagreeable for you to help a man who is your enemy, so
+far as ideas go?”
+
+“No; because I am beginning to have some curiosity too, as to whether
+you will succeed in doing something. If I can be of any use, let me
+know.”
+
+“I will let you know.”
+
+Cæsar and Kennedy took a walk about the streets, and at twilight they
+took leave of each other affectionately.
+
+
+
+
+XIV. NEW ATTEMPTS, NEW RAMBLES
+
+_CARDINAL SPADA_
+
+
+“I have arranged two interesting conferences for you,” said Kennedy, a
+few days later.
+
+“My dear man!”
+
+“Yes; one with Cardinal Spada, the other with the Abbé Tardieu. I have
+spoken to them both about you.”
+
+“Splendid! What kind of people are they?”
+
+“Cardinal Spada is a very intelligent man and a very amiable one. At
+heart he is a Liberal and fond of the French. As to the Abbé Tardieu, he
+is a very influential priest at the church of San Luigi.”
+
+After lunch they went direct to a solitary street in the old part of
+Rome. At the door of the big, sad palace where Cardinal Spada lived, a
+porter with a cocked hat, a grey greatcoat, and a staff with a silver
+knob, was watching the few passers-by.
+
+They went in by the broad entry-way, as far as a dark colonnaded court,
+paved with big flags which had grass between them.
+
+In the middle of the court a fountain shot up a little way and fell into
+a stone basin covered with moss.
+
+Kennedy and Cæsar mounted the wide monumental stairway; on the first
+floor a handsome glassed-in gallery ran around the court. The whole
+house had an air of solemnity and sadness. They entered the Cardinal’s
+office, which was a large, sad, severe room.
+
+Monsignor Spada was a vigorous man, despite his age. He looked frank
+and intelligent, but one guessed that there was a hidden bitterness and
+desolation in him. He wore a black cassock with red edges and buttons.
+
+Kennedy went close and was about to kneel to the Cardinal, but he
+prevented him.
+
+Cæsar explained his ideas to the Cardinal with modesty. He felt that
+this man was worthy of all his respect.
+
+Monsignor Spada listened attentively, and then said that he understood
+nothing about financial matters, but that on principle he was in favour
+of having the administration of all the Church’s property kept entirely
+at home, as in the time of Pius IX. Leo XIII had preferred to replace
+this paternal method by a trained bureaucracy, but the Church had not
+gained anything by it, and they had lost credit through unfortunate
+negotiations, buying land and taking mortgages.
+
+Cæsar realized that it was useless to attempt to convince a man of
+the intelligence and austerity of the Cardinal, and he listened to him
+respectfully.
+
+Monsignor Spada conversed amiably, he escorted them as far as the door,
+and shook hands when they said good-bye.
+
+
+
+THE ABBÉ TARDIEU
+
+Then they went to see the Abbé Tardieu. The abbé lived in the Piazza.
+Navona. His office, furnished in modern style, produced the effect of a
+violent contrast with Cardinal Spada’s sumptuous study, and yet brought
+it to mind. The Abbé Tardieu’s work-room was small, worldly, full of
+books and photographs.
+
+The abbé, a tall young man, thin, with a rosy face, a long nose, and a
+mouth almost from ear to ear, had the air of an astute but jolly person,
+and laughed at everything said to him. He was liveliness personified.
+When they entered his office he was writing and smoking.
+
+Cæsar explained about his financial knowledge, and how he had gone on
+acquiring it, until he got to the point where he could discern a law, a
+system, in things where others saw nothing more than chance. The Abbé
+Tardieu promised that if he knew a way to utilize Cæsar’s knowledge, he
+would send him word. In respect to giving him letters of introduction to
+influential persons in Spain, he had no objection.
+
+They took leave of the abbé.
+
+“All this has to go slowly,” said Kennedy.
+
+“Of course. One cannot insist that it should happen all at once.”
+
+
+
+_BERNINI_
+
+“If you have nothing to do, let’s take a walk,” said the Englishman.
+
+“If you like.”
+
+“Have you noticed the fountains in this square?”
+
+“No.”
+
+“They are worth looking at.”
+
+Cæsar contemplated the central obelisk. It is set on top of a rock
+hollowed out like a cavern, in the mouth of which a lion is seen.
+Afterwards they looked at the fountains at the ends of the square.
+
+“The sculptures are by Bernini,” explained Kennedy. “Bernini belonged to
+an epoch that has been very much abused by the critics, but nowadays he
+is much praised. He enchants me.”
+
+“It is rather a mixed style, don’t you think?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“The artist is not living?”
+
+“For heaven’s sake, man! No.”
+
+“Well, if he were alive today they would employ him to make those
+gewgaws some people present to leading ladies and to the deputies of
+their district. He would be the king of the manufacturers of ornate
+barometers.”
+
+“It is undeniable that Bernini had a baroque taste.”
+
+“He gives the impression of a rather pretentious and affected person.”
+
+“Yes, he does. He was an exuberant, luxuriant Neapolitan; but when he
+chose he could produce marvels. Haven’t you seen his Saint Teresa?”
+
+“No.”
+
+“Then you must see it. Let’s take a carriage.”
+
+They drove to the Piazza San Bernardo, a little square containing three
+churches and a fountain, and went into Santa Maria della Vittoria.
+
+Kennedy went straight toward the high altar, and stopped to the left of
+it.
+
+In an altar of the transept is to be seen a group carved in marble,
+representing the ecstasy of Saint Teresa. Cæsar gazed at it absorbed.
+The saint is an attractive young girl, falling backward in a sensual
+spasm; her eyes are closed, her mouth open, and her jaw a bit
+dislocated. In front of the swooning saint is a little angel who
+smilingly threatens her with an arrow.
+
+“Well, what do you think of it?” said Kennedy.
+
+“It is wonderful,” exclaimed Cæsar. “But it is a bedroom scene, only
+the lover has slipped away.”
+
+“Yes, that is true.”
+
+“It really is pretty; you seem to see the pallor of the saint’s face,
+the circles under her eyes, the relaxation of all her muscles. Then the
+angel is a little joker who stands there smiling at the ecstasy of the
+saint.”
+
+“Yes, that’s true,” said Kennedy; “it is all the more admirable for the
+very reason that it is tender, sensual, and charming, all at once.”
+
+“However, this sort of thing is not healthy,” murmured Cæsar, “this
+kind of vision depletes your life-force. One wants to find the same
+things represented in works of art that one ought to look for in life,
+even if they are not to be found in life.”
+
+“Good! Here enters the moralist. You talk like an Englishman,” exclaimed
+Kennedy. “Let us go along.”
+
+“Where?”
+
+“I have to stop in at the French Embassy a moment; then we can go where
+you like.”
+
+
+
+_CORNERS OF ROME_
+
+They went back to the carriage, and having crossed through the centre of
+Rome, got out in front of the Farnese Palace.
+
+“I will be out inside of ten minutes,” said Kennedy.
+
+The Farnese Palace aroused great admiration in Cæsar; he had never
+passed it before. By one of the fountains in the _piazza,_ he stood
+gazing at the huge square edifice, which seemed to him like a die cut
+from an immense block of stone.
+
+“This really gives me an impression of grandeur and force,” he said to
+himself. “What a splendid palace! It looks like an ancient knight in
+full armour, looking indifferently at everything, sure of his own
+worth.”
+
+Cæsar walked from one end of the _piazza_ to the other, absorbed in the
+majestic pile of stone.
+
+Kennedy surprised him in his contemplation.
+
+“Now will you say that you are a good philistine?”
+
+“Ah, well, this palace is magnificent. Here are grandeur, strength,
+overwhelming force.”
+
+“Yes, it is magnificent; but very uncomfortable, my French colleagues
+tell me.”
+
+Kennedy related the history of the Farnese Palace to Cæsar. They went
+through the Via del Mascherone and came out into the Via Giulia.
+
+“This Via Giulia is a street in a provincial capital,” said Kennedy;
+“always sad and deserted; a Cardinal or two who like isolation are still
+living here.”
+
+At the entrance to the Via dei Farnesi, Cæsar stopped to look at two
+marble tablets set into the wall at the two sides of a chapel door.
+
+Cut on the tablets were skeletons painted black; on one, the words:
+“Alms for the poor dead bodies found in the fields,” and on the other:
+“Alms for the perpetual lamp in the cemetery.”
+
+“What does this mean?” said Cæsar.
+
+“That is the Church of the Orison of the Confraternity of Death. The
+tablets are modern.”
+
+They passed by the “Mascherone” again, and went rambling on until they
+reached the Synagogue and the Theatre of Marcellus.
+
+They went through narrow streets without sidewalks; they passed across
+tiny squares; and it seemed like a dead city, or like the outskirts of a
+village. In certain streets towered high dark palaces of blackish stone.
+These mysterious palaces looked uninhabited; the gratings were eaten
+with rust, all sorts of weeds grew on the roofs, and the balconies were
+covered with climbing plants. At corners, set into the wall, one saw
+niches with glass fronts. A painted madonna, black now, with silver
+jewels and a crown, could be guessed at inside, and in front a little
+lantern swung on a cord.
+
+Suddenly a cart would come down one of these narrow streets without
+sidewalks, driving very quickly and scattering the women and children
+seated by the gutter.
+
+In all these poor quarters there were lanes crossed by ropes loaded with
+torn washing; there were wretched black shops from which an odour of
+grease exhaled; there were narrow streets with mounds of garbage in the
+middle. In the very palaces, now shorn of their grandeur, appeared
+the same decoration of rags waving in the breeze. In the Theatre of
+Marcellus one’s gaze got lost in the depths of black caves, where smiths
+stood out against flames.
+
+This mixture of sumptuousness and squalor, of beauty and ugliness, was
+reflected in the people; young and most beautiful women were side by
+side with fat, filthy old ones covered with rags, their eyes gloomy, and
+of a type that recalled old African Jewesses.
+
+
+
+_WHAT CAN BE READ ON WALLS_
+
+Cæsar and Kennedy went on toward the Temple of Vesta and followed the
+river bank until the Tiber Embankment ended.
+
+Here the banks were green and the river clearer and more poetic. To the
+left rose the Aventine with its villas; in the harbour two or three tugs
+were tied up; and here and there along the pier stood a crane. Evening
+was falling and the sky was filling with pink clouds.
+
+They sat down awhile on the side of the road, and Cæsar entertained
+himself deciphering the inscriptions written in charcoal on a mud-wall.
+
+“Do you go in for modern epigraphy?” asked Kennedy.
+
+“Yes. It is one of the things I take pleasure in reading, in the towns
+I go to; the advertisements in the newspapers and the writings on the
+wall.”
+
+“It’s a good kind of curiosity.”
+
+“Yes, I believe one learns more about the real life in a town from such
+inscriptions than from the guide- and text-books.”
+
+“That’s possible. And what conclusions have you drawn from your
+observations?”
+
+“They are not of much value. I haven’t constructed a science of
+wall-inscriptions, as that fake Lambroso would have done.”
+
+“But you will construct it surely, when you have lighted on the
+underlying system.”
+
+“You think my epigraphical science is on the same level as my financial
+science. What a mistake!”
+
+“All right. But tell me what you have discovered about different towns.”
+
+“London, for instance, I have found, is childish in its inscriptions and
+somewhat clownish. When some sentimental foolishness doesn’t occur to a
+Londoner of the people, some brutality or rough joke occurs to him.”
+
+“You are very kind,” said Kennedy, laughing.
+
+“Paris has a vulgar, cruel taste; in the Frenchman of the people you
+find the tiger alternating with the monkey. There the dominant note on
+the walls is the patriotic note, insults to politicians, calling them
+assassins and thieves, and also sentiments of revenge expressed by
+an _‘A mort Dupin!’_ or _‘A mort Duval!’_ Moreover, there is a great
+enthusiasm for the guillotine.”
+
+“And Madrid?”
+
+“Madrid is at heart a rude, moral town with little imagination, and
+the epigraphs on the walls and benches are primitive.”
+
+“And in Rome what do you find?”
+
+“Here one finds a mixture of pornography, romanticism, and politics.
+A heart pierced by an arrow and poetic phrases, alternate with some
+enormous piece of filthiness and with hurrahs for Anarchy or for the
+_‘Papa-re.’_”
+
+“Well done!” said Kennedy; “I can see that the branch of epigraphy you
+practise amounts to something. It should be systematized and given a
+name.”
+
+“What do you think we should name it? Wallography?”
+
+“Very good.”
+
+“And one of these fine days we can systematize it. Now we might go and
+get dinner.”
+
+They took a tram which was coming back from St. Paul’s beyond the Walls,
+and returned to the heart of the city.
+
+
+
+_THE MONK WITH THE RED NOSE_
+
+The next day Cæsar was finishing dressing when the servant told him
+that a gentleman was waiting for him.
+
+“Who is it?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“It’s a monk.”
+
+Cæsar went to the salon and there found a tall monk with an evil face,
+a red nose, and a worn habit.
+
+Cæsar recalled having seen him, but didn’t know where.
+
+“What can I do for you?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“I come from His Eminence, Cardinal Fort. I must speak with you.”
+
+“Let’s go into the dining-room. We shall be alone there.”
+
+“It would be better to talk in your room.”
+
+“No, there is no one here. Besides, I have to eat breakfast. Will you
+join me?”
+
+“No, thanks,” said the monk.
+
+Cæsar remembered having seen that face in the Altemps palace. He was
+doubtless one of the domestic monks who had been with the Abbé Preciozi.
+
+The waiter came bringing Cæsar’s breakfast. “Will you tell me what it
+is?” said Cæsar to the ecclesiastic, while he filled his cup.
+
+The monk waited until the waiter was gone, and then said in a hard
+voice:
+
+“His Eminence the Cardinal sent me to bid you not to present yourself
+anywhere again, giving his name.”
+
+“What? What does this mean?” asked Cæsar, calmly.
+
+“It means that His Eminence has found out about your intrigues and
+machinations.”
+
+“Intrigues? What intrigues were those?”
+
+“You know perfectly well. And His Eminence forbids you to continue in
+that direction.”
+
+“His Eminence forbids me to pay calls? And for what reason?”
+
+“Because you have used his name to introduce yourself into certain
+places.”
+
+“It is not true.”
+
+“You have told people you went to that you are Cardinal Fort’s nephew.”
+
+“And I am not?” asked Cæsar, after taking a swallow of coffee.
+
+“You are trying to make use of the relationship, we don’t know with what
+end in view.”
+
+“I am trying to make use of my relationship to Cardinal Fort? Why
+shouldn’t I?”
+
+“You admit it?”
+
+“Yes, I admit it. People are such imbeciles that they think it is an
+honour to have a Cardinal in the family; I take advantage of this stupid
+idea, although I do not share it, because for me a Cardinal is merely an
+object of curiosity, an object for an archeological museum....”
+
+Cæsar paused, because the monk’s countenance was growing dark. In the
+twilight of his pallid face, his nose looked like a comet portending
+some public calamity.
+
+“Poor wretch!” murmured the monk. “You do not know what you are saying.
+You are blaspheming. You are offending God.” “Do you really believe that
+God has any relation to my uncle?” asked Cæsar, paying more attention
+to his toast than to his visitor.
+
+And then he added:
+
+“The truth is that it would be extravagant behaviour on the part of
+God.”
+
+The monk looked at Cæsar with terrible eyes. Those grey eyes of his,
+under their long, black, thick brows, shot lightning.
+
+“Poor wretch!” repeated the monk. “You ought to have more respect for
+things above you.”
+
+Cæsar arose.
+
+“You are bothering me and preventing me from drinking my coffee,” he
+said, with exquisite politeness, and touched the bell.
+
+“Be careful!” exclaimed the monk, seizing Cæsar’s arm with violence.
+
+“Don’t you touch me again,” said Cæsar, pulling away violently, his
+face pale and his eyes flashing. “If you do, I have a revolver here with
+five chambers, and I shall take pleasure in emptying them one by one,
+taking that lighthouse you carry about for a nose, as my target.”
+
+“Fire it if you dare.”
+
+Fortunately the waiter had come in on hearing the bell.
+
+“Do you wish anything, sir?” he asked.
+
+“Yes, please escort this clerical gentleman to the door, and tell him on
+the way not to come back here.”
+
+Days later Cæsar found out that there had been a great disturbance at
+the Altemps palace in consequence of the calls he had made. Preciozi
+had been punished and sent away from Rome, and the various Spanish
+monasteries and colleges warned not to receive Cæsar.
+
+
+
+
+XV. GIOVANNI BATTISTA, PAGAN
+
+
+“My dear Cæsar,” said Kennedy, “I believe it will be very difficult for
+you to find what you want by looking for it. You ought to leave it a
+little to chance.”
+
+“Abandon myself to events as they arrive? All right, it seems a good
+idea.”
+
+“Then if you find something practicable, utilize it.”
+
+Kennedy took his friend to a statue-shop where he used to pass some of
+his hours. The shop was in a lane near the Forum, and its stock was in
+antiques, majolicas, and plaster casts of pagan gods.
+
+The shop was dark and rather gloomy, with a small court at the back
+covered with vines. The proprietor was an old man, with a moustache,
+an imperial, and a shock of white hair. His name was Giovanni Battista
+Lanza. He professed revolutionary ideas and had great enthusiasm about
+Mazzini. He expressed himself in an ironical and malicious manner.
+
+Signora Vittoria, his wife, was a grumbling old woman, rather devoted to
+wine. She spoke like a Roman of the lowest class, was olive-coloured and
+wrinkled, and of her former beauty there remained only her very black
+eyes and hair that was still black.
+
+The daughter, Simonetta, a girl who resembled her father, blond, with
+the build of a goddess, was the one that waited on customers and kept
+the accounts.
+
+Simonetta, being the manager, divided up the profits; the elder son was
+head of the workshop and he made the most money; then came two workmen
+from outside; and then the father who still got his day’s wages, out
+of consideration for his age; and finally the younger son, twelve or
+fourteen years old, who was an apprentice.
+
+Simonetta gave her mother what was indispensable for household expenses
+and managed the rest herself.
+
+Kennedy retailed this information the first day they went to Giovanni
+Battista Lanza’s house. Cæsar could see Simonetta keeping the books,
+while the small brother, in a white blouse that came to his heels, was
+chasing a dog, holding a pipe in his hand by the thick part, as if it
+were a pistol, the dog barking and hanging on to the blouse, the small
+boy shrieking and laughing, when Signora Vittoria came bawling out.
+
+Kennedy presented Simonetta to his friend Cæsar, and she smiled and
+gave her hand.
+
+“Is Signore Giovanni Battista here?” Kennedy asked Signora Vittoria.
+
+“Yes, he is in the court.” she answered in her gloomy way.
+
+“Is something wrong with your mamma?” said Kennedy to Simonetta.
+
+“Nothing.”
+
+They went into the court and Giovanni Battista arose, very dignified,
+and bowed to Cæsar. The elder son and the two workmen in white blouses
+and paper caps were busy with water and wires, cleaning a plaster mould
+they had just emptied.
+
+The mould was a big has-relief of the Way of the Cross. Giovanni
+Battista permitted himself various jocose remarks about the Way of
+the Cross, which his son and the other two workmen heard with
+great indifference; but while he was still emptying his store of
+anti-Christian irony, the voice of Signora Vittoria was heard, crying
+domineeringly:
+
+“Giovanni Battista!”
+
+“What is it?”
+
+“That’s enough, that’s enough! I can hear you from here.”
+
+“That’s my wife,” said Giovanni Battista, “she doesn’t like me to be
+lacking in respect for plaster saints.” “You are a pagan!” screamed the
+old woman. “You shall see, you shall see what will happen to you.”
+
+“What do you expect to have happen to me, darling?”
+
+“Leave her alone,” exclaimed the elder son, ill at ease; “you always
+have to be making mother fly into a rage.”
+
+“No, my boy, no; she is the one who makes me fly into a rage.”
+
+“Giovanni Battista is used to living among gods,” said Kennedy, “and he
+despises saints.”
+
+“No, no,” replied the cast-maker; “some saints are all right. If all
+the churches had figures by Donatello or Robbia, I would go to church
+oftener; but to go and look at those statues in the Jesuit churches,
+those figures with their arms spread and their eyes rolling.... Oh, no!
+I cannot look at such things.”
+
+Cæsar could see that Giovanni Battista expressed himself very well;
+but that he was not precisely a star when it came to working. After the
+mould for the bas-relief was cleaned and fixed, the cast-maker invited
+Cæsar and Kennedy to have a glass of wine in a wine-shop near by.
+
+“How’s this, are you leaving already, father?” said Simonetta, as he
+went through the shop to get to the street.
+
+“I’m coming back, I’m coming back right away.”
+
+
+
+_SUPERSTITIONS_
+
+The three of them went to a rather dirty tavern in the same lane,
+and settled themselves by the window. This post was a good point of
+observation for that narrow street, so crowded and so picturesque.
+
+Workmen went by, and itinerant vendors, women with kerchiefs, half
+head-dress and half muffler, and with black eyes and expressive faces.
+Opposite was a booth of coloured candies, dried figs strung on a reed,
+and various kinds of sweets.
+
+A wine-cart passed, and Kennedy made Cæsar observe how decorative it
+was with its big arm-seat in the middle and its hood above, like a
+prompter’s box.
+
+Giovanni Battista ordered a flask of wine for the three of them. While
+he chatted and drank, friends of his came to greet them. They were men
+with beards, long hair, and soft hats, of the Garbaldi and Verdi type so
+abundant in Italy.
+
+Among them were two serious old men; one was a model, a native of
+Frascati, with the face of a venerable apostle; the other, for contrast,
+looked like a buffoon and was the possessor of a grotesque nose, long,
+thin at the end and adorned with a red wart.
+
+“My wife has a deadly hatred for all of them,” said Giovanni Battista,
+laughing.
+
+“And why so?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“Because we talk politics and sometimes they ask me for a few
+pennies....”
+
+“Your wife must have a lively temper,...” said Cæsar.
+
+“Yes, an unhappy disposition; good, awfully good; but very
+superstitious. Christianity has produced nothing but superstitions.”
+
+“Giovanni Battista is a pagan, as his wife well says,” asserted Kennedy.
+
+“What superstitions has your wife?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“All of them. Romans are very superstitious and my wife is a Roman. If
+you see a hunchback, it is good luck; if you see three, then your luck
+is magnificent and you have to swallow your saliva three times; on the
+other hand, if you see a humpbacked woman it is a bad omen and you must
+spit on the ground to keep away the _jettatura_. Three priests together
+is a very good sign. We ought all to get along very well in Rome,
+because we see three and up to thirty priests together.”
+
+“A spider is also very significant,” said Kennedy; “in the morning it is
+of bad augury, and in the evening good.”
+
+“And at noon?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“At noon,” answered Lanza, laughing, “it means nothing to speak of. But
+if you wish to make sure whether it is a good auspice or a bad, you kill
+the spider and count its legs. If they are an even number, it is a good
+omen; if uneven, bad.”
+
+“But I believe spiders always have an even number of legs,” said Cæsar.
+
+“Certainly,” responded the old man; “but my wife swears they do not;
+that she has seen many with seven and nine legs. It is religious
+unreasonableness.”
+
+“Are there many people like that, so credulous?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“Oh, lots,” replied Lanza; “in the shops you will find amulets, horns,
+hands made of coral or horseshoes, all to keep away bad luck. My wife
+and the neighbour women play the lottery, by combining the numbers of
+their birthdays, and the ages of their fathers, their mothers, and their
+children. When some relative dies, they make a magic combination of
+the dates of birth and death, the day and the month, and buy a lottery
+ticket. They never win; and instead of realizing that their systems
+are of no avail, they say that they omitted to count in the number of
+letters in the name or something of that sort. It is comical, so much
+religion and so much superstition.”
+
+“But you confuse religion and superstition, my friend,” said Kennedy.
+
+“It’s all the same,” answered the old man, smiling his suavely ironical
+smile. “There is nothing except Nature.”
+
+“You do not believe in miracles, Giovanni Battista?” asked the
+Englishman.
+
+“Yes, I believe in the earth’s miracles, making trees and flowers grow,
+and the miracle of children’s being born from their mothers. The other
+miracles I do not believe in. What for? They are so insignificant beside
+the works of Nature!”
+
+“He is a pagan,” Kennedy again stated.
+
+
+
+_YOUNG PAINTERS_
+
+They were chatting, when three young lads came into the tavern, all
+three having the air of artists, black clothes, soft hats, flowing
+cravats, long hair, and pipes. “Two of them are fellow-countrymen of
+yours,” Kennedy told Cæsar.
+
+“They are Spanish painters,” the old man added. “The other is a sculptor
+who has been in the Argentine, and he talks Spanish too.”
+
+The three entered and sat down at the same table and were introduced to
+Cæsar. Everybody chattered. Buonacossi, the Italian, was a real type.
+Of very low stature, he had a giant’s torso and strong little legs. His
+head was like a woe-begone eagle, his nose hooked, thin, and reddish,
+eyes round, and hair black.
+
+Buonacossi proved to be gay, exuberant, changeable, and full of
+vehemence.
+
+He explained his artistic ideas with picturesque warmth, mingling them
+with blasphemies and curses. Things struck him as the best or the worst
+in the world. For him there doubtless were no middle terms.
+
+One of the two Spaniards was serious, grave, jaundiced, sour-visaged,
+and named Cortés; the other, large, ordinary, fleshy, and coarse, seemed
+rather a bully.
+
+Giovanni Battista was not able to be long outside the workshop, no doubt
+because his conscience troubled him, and though with difficulty, he got
+up and left. Kennedy, Cæsar, and the two Spaniards went toward the
+Piazza, del Campidoglio, and Buonacossi marched off in the opposite
+direction.
+
+On reaching the Via Nazionale, Kennedy took his leave and Cæsar
+remained with the two Spaniards. The red, fleshy one, who had the air of
+a bully, started in to make fun of the Italians, and to mimic their bows
+and salutes; then he said that he had an engagement with a woman and
+made haste to take his leave.
+
+When he had gone, the grave Spaniard with the sour face, said to Cæsar:
+
+“That chap is like the dandies here; that’s why he imitates them so
+well.”
+
+Afterwards Cortés talked about his studies in painting; he didn’t get
+on well, he had no money, and anyway Rome didn’t please him at all.
+Everything seemed wrong to him, absurd, ridiculous.
+
+Cæsar, after he had said good-bye to him, murmured: “The truth is that
+we Spaniards are impossible people.”
+
+
+
+
+XVI. THE PORTRAIT OF A POPE
+
+
+Two or three days later Cæsar met the Spaniard Cortés in the Piazza
+Colonna. They bowed. The thin, sour-looking painter was walking with a
+beardless young German, red and snub-nosed. This young man was a painter
+too, Cortés said; he wore a green hat with a cock’s feather, a blue
+cape, thick eyeglasses, big boots, and had a certain air of being a
+blond Chinaman.
+
+“Would you like to come to the Doria gallery with us?” asked Cortés.
+
+“What is there to see there?”
+
+“A stupendous portrait by Velázquez.”
+
+“I warn you that I know nothing about pictures.”
+
+“Nobody does,” Cortés declared roundly. “Everybody says what he thinks.”
+
+“Is the gallery near here?”
+
+“Yes, just a step.”
+
+In company with Cortés and the German with the green hat with the cock’s
+feather, Cæsar went to the Piazza del Collegio Romano, where the Doria
+palace is. They saw a lot of pictures which didn’t seem any better to
+Cæsar than those in the antique shops and the pawnbrokers’, but which
+drew learned commentaries from the German. Then Cortés took them to a
+cabinet hung in green and lighted by a skylight. There was nothing to
+be seen in the cabinet except the portrait of the Pope. In order that
+people might look at it comfortably, a sofa had been installed facing
+it.
+
+“Is this the Velázquez portrait?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“This is it.”
+
+Cæsar looked at it carefully. “That man had eaten and drunk well before
+his portrait was painted,” said Cæsar; “his face is congested.”
+
+“It is extraordinary!” exclaimed Cortés. “It is something to see, the
+way this is done. What boldness! Everything is red, the cape, the cap,
+the curtains in the background.... What a man!”
+
+The German aired his opinions in his own language, and took out a
+notebook and pencil and wrote some notes.
+
+“What sort of man was this?” asked Cæsar, whom the technical side of
+painting did not preoccupy, as it did Cortés.
+
+“They say he was a dull man, who lived under a woman’s domination.”
+
+“The great thing is,” murmured Cæsar, “how the painter has left him
+here alive. It seems as if we had come in here to salute him, and he
+was waiting for us to speak. Those clear eyes are questioning us. It is
+curious.”
+
+“Not curious,” exclaimed Cortés, “but admirable.”
+
+“For me it is more curious than admirable. There is something brutal in
+this Pope; through his grey beard, which is so thin, you can see his
+projecting chin. The good gentleman was of a marked prognathism, a type
+of degeneration, indifference, intellectual torpor, and nevertheless, he
+reached the top. Perhaps in the Church it’s the same as in water, only
+corks float.”
+
+
+
+_LEGEND AND HISTORY_
+
+
+Cæsar went out of the cabinet, leaving the German and Cortés seated on
+the sofa, absorbed in the picture; he looked at various paintings in the
+gallery, went back, and sat down, beside the artists.
+
+“This portrait,” he said presently, “is like history by the side of
+legend. All the other paintings in the gallery are legend, ‘folk-lore,’
+as I believe one calls it. This one is history.”
+
+“That’s what it is. It is truth,” agreed Cortés.
+
+“Yes, but there are people who do not like the truth, my friend. I tell
+you: this is a man of flesh, somewhat enigmatic, like nature herself,
+and with arteries in which blood flows; this is a man who breathes and
+digests, and not merely a pleasant abstraction; you, who understand such
+things, will tell me that the drawing is perfect, and the colour such
+as it was in reality; but how about the person who doesn’t ask for
+reality?”
+
+“Stendhal, the writer, was affected that way by this picture,” said
+Cortés; “he was shocked at its being hung among masterpieces.”
+
+“He found it bad, no doubt.”
+
+“Very bad?”
+
+“Was this Stendhal English?”
+
+“No, French.”
+
+“Ah, then, you needn’t be surprised. A Frenchman has no obligation to
+understand anything that’s not French.”
+
+“Nevertheless he was an intelligent man.”
+
+“Did he perhaps have a good deal of veneration?”
+
+“No, he boasted of not having any.”
+
+“Doubtless he did have without suspecting it. With a man who had no
+veneration, what difference would it make whether there was one bad
+thing among a lot of good ones?”
+
+The German with the green hat, who understood something of the
+conversation, was indignant at Cæsar’s irreverent ideas. He asked him
+if he understood Latin, and Cæsar told him no, and then, in a strange
+gibberish, half Latin and half Italian, he let loose a series of facts,
+dates, and numbers. Then he asserted that all artistic things of great
+merit were German: Greece. Rome, Gothic architecture, the Italian
+Renaissance, Leonardo da Vinci, Velázquez, all German.
+
+The snub-nosed young person, with his cape and his green hat with its
+cock-feather, did not let a mouse escape from his German mouse-trap.
+
+The data of the befeathered German were too much for Cæsar, and he took
+his leave of the painters.
+
+
+
+
+XVII. EVIL DAYS
+
+
+Accompanied by Kennedy, Cæsar called repeatedly on the most auspicious
+members of the French clerical element living in Rome, and found persons
+more cultivated than among the rough Spanish monks; but, as was natural,
+nobody gave him any useful information offering the possibility of his
+putting his financial talents to the proof.
+
+“Something must turn up,” he used to say to himself, “and at the least
+opening we will dive into the work.”
+
+Cæsar kept gathering notes about people who had connections in Spain
+with the Black party in Rome; he called several times on Father
+Herreros, despite his uncle’s prohibition, and succeeded in getting the
+monk to write to the Marquesa de Montsagro, asking if there were no
+means of making Cæsar Moneada, Cardinal Fort’s nephew, Conservative
+Deputy for her district.
+
+The Marquesa wrote back that it was impossible; the Conservative Deputy
+for the district was very popular and a man with large properties there.
+
+When Holy Week was over, Laura and the Countess Brenda and her daughter
+decided to spend a while at Florence, and invited Cæsar to accompany
+them; but he was quite out of harmony with the Brenda lady, and said
+that he had to stay on in Rome.
+
+A few days later Mme. Dawson and her daughters left, and the San
+Martinos and the Marchesa Sciacca; and an avalanche of English people
+and Germans, armed with their red Baedekers, took the hotel by storm.
+Susanna Marchmont had gone to spend some days at Corfu.
+
+In less than a week Cæsar remained alone, knowing nobody in the hotel,
+and despite his believing that he was going to be perfectly indifferent
+about this, he felt deserted and sad. The influence of the springtime
+also affected him. The deep blue sky, cloudless, dense, dark, made him
+languish. Instead of entertaining himself with something or other, he
+did scarcely anything all day long but walk.
+
+
+
+_TWO ABSURD MEN_
+
+
+“I have continually near me in the hotel,” wrote Cæsar to Alzugaray,
+“two absurd fellows: one is one of those stout red Germans with a square
+head; the other a fine slim Norwegian. The German, who is a captain in
+some service or other, is a restless man, always busy about what the
+devil I don’t know. He is constantly carrying about trunks and boxes,
+with the aid of a sorrowful valet, dressed in black, who appears to
+detest his position. The captain must devote the morning to doing
+gymnastics, for I hear him from my room, which is next to his, jumping
+and dropping weights on the floor, each of which must weigh half a ton,
+to judge by the noise they make.
+
+“He does all this to vocal commands, and when some feat doesn’t go right
+he reprimands himself.
+
+“This German isn’t still a moment; he opens the salon door, crosses the
+room, stands at the window, takes up a paper, puts it down. He is a type
+that makes me nervous.
+
+“The Norwegian at first appeared to be a reasonable man, somewhat
+sullen. He looked frowningly at me, and I watched him equally
+frowningly, and took him for a thinker, an Ibsenite whose imagination
+was lost among the ice of his own country. Now and then I would see
+him walking up and down the corridor, rubbing his hands together so
+continuously and so frantically that they made a noise like bones.
+
+“Suddenly, this gentleman is transformed as if by magic; he begins to
+joke with the servants, he seizes a chair and dances with it, and the
+other day I saw him alone in the salon marching around with a paper hat
+on his head, like children playing soldiers, and blowing on a cornet,
+also made of paper.” I stared at him in amazement, he smiled like a
+child, and asked if he was disturbing me.
+
+“‘No, no, not in the least,’ I told him.
+
+“I have asked in the hotel if this man is crazy, and they have told me
+that he is not, but is a professor, a man of science, who is known to
+have these strange fits of gaiety.
+
+“Another of the Norwegian’s doings has been to compose a serenade, with
+a vulgar melody that would disgust you, and which he has dedicated ‘_A
+la bella Italia_.’ He wrote the Italian words himself, but as he knows
+no music, he had a pianist come here and write out his serenade. What
+he especially wants is that it should be full of sentiment; and so the
+pianist arranged it with directions and many pauses, which satisfied
+the Norwegian. Almost every night the serenade ‘_A la bella Italia_’
+is sung. Somebody who wants to amuse himself goes to the piano, the
+Norwegian strikes a languid attitude and chants his serenade. Sometimes
+he goes in front of the piano, sometimes behind, but invariably he hears
+the storm of applause when it ends, and he bows with great gusto.
+
+“I don’t know whether it’s the other people who are laughing at him, or
+he who is laughing at the others.
+
+“The other day he said to me in his macaronic Italian:
+
+“‘Mr. Spaniard, I have good eyesight, good hearing, a good sense of
+smell, and... lots of sentiment.’
+
+“I didn’t exactly understand what he meant me to think, and I didn’t pay
+any attention to him.
+
+“It seems that the Norwegian is going away soon, and as the day of his
+departure approaches, he grows funereal.”
+
+
+_THE SADNESS OF LIFE_
+
+“I don’t know why I don’t go away,” Cæsar wrote to his friend another
+time. “When I go out in the evening and see the ochre-coloured houses on
+both sides and the blue sky above, a horrible sadness takes me. These
+spring days oppress me, make me want to weep; it seems to me it would
+be better to be dead, leaving no tomb or name or other ridiculous and
+disagreeable thing, but disappearing into the air or the sea. It
+doesn’t seem natural; but I have never been so happy as one time when I
+was in Paris sick, alone and with a fever. I was in an hotel room and
+my window looked into the garden of a fine house, where I could see the
+tops of the trees; and I transformed them into a virgin forest, wherein
+marvellous adventures happened to me.
+
+“Since then I have often thought that things are probably neither good
+nor bad, neither sad nor happy, in themselves; he who has sound, normal
+nerves, and a brain equally sound, reflects the things around him like a
+good mirror, and feels with comfort the impression of his conformity to
+nature; nowadays we who have nerves all upset and brains probably upset
+too, form deceptive reflections. And so, that time in Paris, sick and
+shut in, I was happy; and here, sound and strong, when toward nightfall,
+I look at the splendid skies, the palaces, the yellow walls that take an
+extraordinary tone, I feel that I am one of the most miserable men on
+the planet....”
+
+
+
+_ONE SUNDAY AFTERNOON_
+
+His lack of tranquillity led Cæsar to make absurd resolutions which he
+didn’t carry out.
+
+One Sunday in the beginning of April, he went out into the street,
+disposed to take a walk outside of Rome, following the road anywhere it
+led. A hard, fine rain was falling, the sky was grey, the air mild, the
+streets were full of puddles, the shops closed; a few flower merchants
+were offering branches of almond in blossom.
+
+Cæsar was very depressed. He went into a church to get out of the rain.
+The church was full; there were many people in the centre of it; he
+didn’t know what they were doing. Doubtless they were gathered there for
+some reason, although Cæsar didn’t understand what. Cæsar sat down on
+a bench, worn out; he would have liked to listen to organ music, to a
+boy choir. No ideas occurred to him but sentimental ones. Some time
+passed, and a priest began to preach. Cæsar got up and went into the
+street.
+
+“I must get rid of these miserable impressions, get back to noble ideas.
+I must fight this sentimental leprosy.”
+
+He started to walk with long strides through the sad, empty streets.
+
+He went toward the river and met Kennedy, who was coming back, he told
+him, from the studio of a sculptor friend of his.
+
+“You look like desolation. What has happened to you?”
+
+“Nothing, but I am in a perfectly hellish humour.”
+
+“I am melancholy too. It must be the weather. Let’s take a walk.”
+
+They went along the bank of the Tiber. Full of clay, more turbid than
+ever, and very high between the white embankments hemming it in, the
+river looked like a big sewer.
+
+“This is not the ‘coeruleus Tibris’ that Virgil speaks of in the
+Aeneld, which presented itself to Aeneas in the form of an ancient man
+with his head crowned with roses,” said Kennedy.
+
+“No. This is a horrible river,” Cæsar opined.
+
+They followed the shore, passed the Castel Sant’ Angelo and the bridge
+with the statues.
+
+From the embankment, to the right, they could now see narrow lanes, sunk
+almost below the level of the river. On the other bank a new, white
+edifice towered in the rain.
+
+They went as far as the Piazza d’Armi, and then came back at nightfall
+to Rome. The rain was gradually ceasing and the sky looked less
+threatening. A file of greenish gaslights followed the river-wall and
+then crossed over the bridge.
+
+They walked to the Piazza del Popólo and through the Via Babuino to the
+Piazza di Spagna.
+
+“Would you like to go to a Benedictine abbey tomorrow?” asked Kennedy.
+
+“All right.”
+
+“And if you are still melancholy, we will leave you there.”
+
+
+
+_THE ABBEY_
+
+The next day, after lunch, Kennedy and Cæsar went to visit the abbey of
+Sant’ Anselmo on the Aventine. The abbot, Hildebrand, was a friend
+of Kennedy’s, and like him an Englishman.
+
+They took a carriage and Kennedy told it to stop at the church of Santa
+Sabina.
+
+“It is still too early to go to the abbey. Let us look at this church,
+which is the best preserved of all the old Roman ones.”
+
+They entered the church; but it was so cold there that Cæsar went out
+again directly and waited in the porch. There was a man there selling
+rosaries and photographs who spoke scarcely any Italian or French, but
+did speak Spanish. Probably he was a Jew.
+
+Cæsar asked him where they manufactured those religious toys, and the
+pedlar told him in Westphalia.
+
+Kennedy went to look at a picture by Sassoferrato, which is in one of
+the chapels, and meanwhile the rosary-seller showed the church door to
+Cæsar and explained the different bas-reliefs, cut in cypress wood by
+Greek artists of the V Century, and representing scenes from the Old and
+New Testaments.
+
+Kennedy came back, they got into the carriage again, and they drove to
+the Benedictine abbey.
+
+“Is the abbot Hildebrandus here?” asked Kennedy.
+
+Out came the abbot, a man of about fifty, with a gold cross on his
+breast. They exchanged a few friendly words, and the superior showed
+them the convent.
+
+The refectory was clean and very spacious; the long table of shining
+wood; the floor made of mosaic. The crypt held a statue, which Cæsar
+assumed must be of Sant’ Anselmo. The church was severe, without
+ornaments, without pictures; it had a primitive air, with its columns of
+fine granite that looked like marble. A monk was playing the harmonium,
+and in the opaque veiled light, the thin music gave a strange impression
+of something quite outside this life.
+
+Afterwards they crossed a large court with palm-trees. They went up to
+the second story, and down a corridor with cells, each of which had on
+the lintel the name of the patron saint of the respective monk. Each
+door had a card with the name of the occupant of the room.
+
+It looked more like a bath-house than a monastery. The cells were
+comfortable inside, without any air of sadness; each held a bed, a
+divan, and a small bookcase.
+
+By a window at the end of the passage, one could see, far away, the
+Alban Hills, looking like a blue mountain-range, half hidden in white
+haze, and nearby one could see the trees in the Protestant cemetery and
+the pyramid of Caïus Cestius close to them.
+
+Cæsar felt a sort of deep repugnance for the people shut up here,
+remote from life and protected from it by a lot of things.
+
+“The man who is playing the harmonium in this church with its opaque
+light, is a coward,” he said to himself. “One must live and struggle in
+the open air, among men, in the midst of their passions and hatreds,
+even though one’s miserable nerves quiver and tremble.”
+
+After showing them the monastery, the abbot Hildebrand took them to his
+study, where he worked at revising ancient translations of the Bible. He
+had photographic copies of all the Latin texts and he was collating them
+with the original.
+
+They talked of the progress of the Church, and the abbot commented with
+some contempt on the worldly success of the Jesuit churches, with their
+saints who serve as well to get husbands and rich wives as to bring
+winning numbers in the lottery.
+
+Before going out, they went to a window, at the other end of the
+corridor from where they had looked out before. Below them they could
+see the Tiber as far as the Ripa harbour; opposite, the heights of the
+Janiculum, and further, Saint Peter’s.
+
+When they went out, Kennedy said to Cæsar:
+
+“What devilish effect has the abbey produced in you, that you are so
+much gayer than when we went in?”
+
+“It has confirmed me in my idea, which I had lost for a few days.”
+
+“What idea is that?”
+
+“That we must not defend ourselves in this life, but attack, always
+attack.”
+
+“And now you are contented at having found it again?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+
+_PIRANESI’S GARDEN_
+
+
+“I am glad, because you have such a pitiable air when you are sad. Would
+you like to go to the Priory of Malta, which is only a step from here?”
+
+“Good.”
+
+They went down in the carriage to the Priory of Malta. They knocked at
+the gate and a woman came out who knew Kennedy, and who told them to
+wait a moment and she would open the church.
+
+“Here,” said Kennedy, “you have all that remains of the famous Order of
+Saint John of Jerusalem. That anti-historic man Bonaparte rooted it
+out of Malta. The Order attempted to establish itself in Catania, and
+afterwards at Ferrara, and finally took refuge here. Now it has no
+property left, and all that remains are its memories and its archives.”
+
+“That is how our descendants will see our Holy Mother the Church. In
+Chicago or Boston some traveller will find an abandoned chapel, and will
+ask: ‘What is this? ‘And they will tell him: ‘This is what remains of
+the Catholic Church.’”
+
+“Don’t talk like an Homais,” said Kennedy.
+
+“I don’t know who Homais is,” retorted Cæsar.
+
+“An atheistical druggist in Flaubert’s novel, _Madame Bovary_. Haven’t
+you read it?”
+
+“Yes; I have a vague idea that I have read it. A very heavy thing; yes,
+... I think I have read it.”
+
+The woman opened the door and they went into the church. It was small,
+overcharged with ornaments. They saw the tomb of Bishop Spinelli and
+Giotto’s Virgin, and then went into a hall gay with red flags with a
+white cross, on whose walls they could read the names of the Grand
+Masters of the Order of Malta. The majority of the names were French and
+Polish. Two or three were Spanish, and among them that of Cæsar Borgia.
+
+“Your countryman and namesake was also a Grand Master of Malta,” said
+Kennedy.
+
+“So it seems,” replied Cæsar with indifference. “I see that you speak
+with contempt of that extraordinary man. Is he not congenial to you?”
+
+“The fact is I don’t know his history.”
+
+“Really?”
+
+“Yes, really.”
+
+“How strange! We must go tomorrow to the Borgia Apartment in the
+Vatican.”
+
+“Good.”
+
+They saw the model of an ancient galley which was in the same hall, and
+went out through the church into the garden planned by Piranesi.
+The woman showed them a very old palm, with a hole in it made by a
+hand-grenade in the year ‘49. It had remained that way more than half
+a century, and it was only a few days since the trunk of the palm had
+broken.
+
+From the garden they went, by a path between trees, to the bastion of
+Paul III, a little terrace, from which they could see the Tiber at their
+feet, and opposite the panorama of Rome and its environs, in the light
+of a beautiful spring sunshine....
+
+
+
+
+XVIII. CÆSAR BORGIA’S MOTTO, “AUT CÆSAR, AUT NIHIL”
+
+_THE BORGIAS_
+
+
+The next day was one of the days for visiting the Borgia Apartment.
+Cæsar and Kennedy met in the Piazza di San Pietro, went into the
+Vatican museum, and walked by a series of stairs and passageways to the
+Gallery of Inscriptions.
+
+Then they went down to a hall, at whose door there were guards dressed
+in slashed clothes, which were parti-coloured, red, yellow, and black.
+Some of them carried lances and others swords.
+
+“Why are the guards here dressed differently?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“Because this belongs to the Dominions of the Pope.”
+
+“And what kind of guards are these?”
+
+“These are pontifical Swiss guards.”
+
+“They look comic-opera enough,” said Cæsar.
+
+“My dear man, don’t say that. This costume was designed by no one less
+than Michelangelo.”
+
+“All right. At that time they probably looked very well, but now they
+have a theatrical effect.”
+
+“It is because you have no veneration. If you were reverential, they
+would look wonderful to you.”
+
+“Very well, let us wait and see whether reverence will not spring up in
+me. Now, you go on and explain what there is here.”
+
+“This first room, the Hall of Audience, or of the Popes, does not
+contain anything notable, as you see,” said Kennedy; “the five we are
+coming to later, have been restored, but are still the same as at the
+time when your countryman Alexander VI was Pope. All five were decorated
+by Pinturicchio and his pupils, and all with reference to the Borgias.
+The Borgias have their history, not well known in all its details, and
+their legend, which is more extensive and more picturesque. Really, it
+is not easy to distinguish one from the other.”
+
+“Let’s have the history and the legend mixed.”
+
+“I will give you a résumé in a few words. Alfonso Borja was a Valencian,
+born at Játiba; he was secretary to the King or Aragon; then Bishop of
+Valencia, later Cardinal, and lastly Pope, by the name of Calixtus III.
+While Calixtus lives, the Spaniards are all-powerful in Rome. Calixtus
+protects his nephews, sons of his sister Isabel and a Valencian named
+Lanzol or Lenzol. These nephews drop their original name and take their
+mother’s, Italianizing its spelling to Borgia. Their uncle, the Pope,
+appoints the elder, Don Pedro Luis, Captain of the Church; the second,
+Don Rodríguez....”
+
+“Don Rodríguez?” said Cæsar. “In Spanish you can’t say Don Rodríguez.”
+
+“Gregorovius calls him that.”
+
+“Then Gregorovius, no doubt, knew no Spanish.”
+
+“In Latin he is called Rodericus.”
+
+“Then it should be Don Rodrigo.”
+
+“All right, Rodrigo. Well, this Don Rodrigo, also from Játiba, his uncle
+makes a Cardinal, and at the death of Pedro Luis, he calls him to
+Rome. Rodrigo has had several children before becoming a Cardinal, and
+apparently he feels no great enthusiasm for ecclesiastical dignities;
+but when he finds himself in Rome, the ambition to be Pope assails him,
+and at the death of Innocent VIII, he buys the tiara? Is it legend or
+history that he bought the tiara? That is not clear. Now we will go in
+and see the portrait of Rodrigo Borgia, who in the series of Popes,
+bears the name Alexander VI.”
+
+_ALEXANDER VI AND HIS BROTHER_
+
+Kennedy and Cæsar entered the first room, the Hall of the Mysteries,
+and the Englishman stopped in front of a picture of the Resurrection.
+“Here you have Alexander VI, on his knees, adoring Christ who is leaving
+the tomb. He is the type of a Southerner; he has a hooked nose, a long
+head, tonsured, a narrow forehead, thick lips, a heavy beard, a strong
+neck, and small chubby hands. He wears a papal robe of gold, covered
+with jewels; the tiara is on the ground beside him. Of the soldiers,
+it is supposed that the one asleep by the sepulchre and the one who is
+waking and rising up, pulling himself to his knees by the aid of his
+lance, are two of the Pope’s sons, Cæsar and the Duke of Gandia. I
+rather believe that the little soldier with the lance is a woman,
+perhaps Lucrezia. How does your countryman strike you, my friend?”
+
+“He is of Mediterranean race, a dolichocephalic Iberian; he has the
+small melon-shaped head, the sensual features. He is leptorrhine. He
+comes of an intriguing, commercial, lying, and charlatan race.”
+
+“To which you have the honour to belong,” said Kennedy, laughing.
+
+“Certainly.”
+
+“They say this man was a great enthusiast about his countrymen and the
+customs of his country. These tiles, which are remains of the original
+floor, and the plates you see here, are Valencian. A Spanish painter
+told me that several letters of Alexander VI’s are preserved in the
+archives of the cathedral at Valencia, one among them asking to have
+tiles sent.”
+
+Kennedy walked forward a little and planted himself before an Assumption
+of the Virgin, and said:
+
+“It is supposed that this gloomy man dressed in red, with a little
+fringe of hair on his brow, is a brother of the Pope’s.”
+
+“A bad type to encounter in the Tribunal of the Inquisition,” said
+Cæsar; “imagine what this red-robed fellow would have done with that
+Jew at the Excelsior, Señor Pereira, if he had happened to have him in
+his power.”
+
+“In the soffits,” Kennedy went on, “as you see, are repetitions of the
+symbols of Iris, Osiris, and the bull Apis, doubtless because of their
+resemblance to the Christian symbols, and also because the bull Apis
+recalls the bull in the Borgia arms.” “Their arms were a bull?”
+
+“Yes; it was a ‘scutcheon invented by some king-at-arms or other, a
+symbol of ferocity and strength.”
+
+“Were they of a noble family, these Borgias?”
+
+“No, probably not. Though I believe some people suppose that they
+were descended from the Aragonese family of Atares. Now that we know
+Alexander VI, let us take a glance at his court. It has often been said,
+and is no doubt taken from Vasari’s book, that in the Borgia Apartment
+Pinturicchio painted Pope Alexander VI adoring the Virgin represented
+under the likeness of his beloved, Julia Farnese. The critic must have
+been confused, because none of these madonnas recalls the face of
+_Giulia la bella_, whom people used to call the Bride of Christ. The
+picture that Vasari refers to must be one in the museum at Valencia.”
+
+_THE HALL OF THE SAINTS_
+
+They went into another room, the Hall of the Saints, and Kennedy took
+Cæsar in front of the fresco called, _The Dispute of Saint Catherine
+with the Emperor Maximian_.
+
+“The place of this scene,” said Kennedy, “Pinturicchio has set in front
+of the Arch of Constantine. The artist has added the inscription _Pacis
+Cultori_, and below he has embossed the Borgia bull. The subject is the
+discussion between the Emperor and the saint. Maximian, seated on a
+throne under a canopy, is listening to Saint Catherine, who counts on
+her fingers the arguments she has been using in the dispute. Who was it
+served as model for the figure of Maximian? At first they imagined it
+was Cæsar Borgia; but as you may observe, the appearance of the Emperor
+is that of a man of twenty odd years, and when Pinturicchio painted
+this, Cæsar was about seventeen. So it is more logical to suppose that
+the model must have been the Pope’s eldest son, the Duke of Gandia. A
+chronicler of the period says that this Duke of Gandia was good among
+the great, as his brother Cæsar was great among the wicked. Also,
+legend or history, whichever it be, says that Cæsar procured his
+elder brother’s murder in a corner of the Ghetto, and that the Pope on
+learning of it, became as if crazy, and went into the full Consistory
+with his garments torn and ashes on his head.”
+
+“What love for traditional symbolism!” said Cæsar.
+
+“Everybody is not so anti-traditional as you. I will go on with my
+explanation,” added Kennedy. “Saint Catherine has Lucrezia’s features.
+She is small and slender. She wears her hair down, a little cap with a
+pearl cross which hangs on her forehead, and a collar also of pearls.
+She has large eyes, a candid expression. Cagnolo da Parma will say of
+her, when she goes to Ferrara, that she has ‘_il naso profilato e bello,
+li capelli aurei, gli occhi bianchi, la bocea alquanto grande con li
+denti candiaissimi._’ Literature will portray this sweet-faced little
+blond girl as a Messalina, a poisoner, and incestuous with her brothers
+and her father. At this time Lucrezia had just married Giovanni Sforza,
+although as a matter of fact the two never lived together. Giovanni
+Sforza is the little young man who appears there in the back of the
+picture riding a spirited horse. Sforza wears his hair like a woman, and
+has a broad-brimmed hat and a red mantle. A little later Cæsar Borgia
+will try several times to assassinate him.”
+
+“What for?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“No doubt he found him in the way. The man who is in the foreground,
+next to the Emperor’s throne, is Andrew Paleologos,” Kennedy continued.
+“He is the one wearing a pale purple cloak and looking so melancholy. It
+used to be supposed that he was Giovanni Borgia. Now they say that it is
+Paleologos, whom the death of the Emperor Constantine XIII, about this
+time, had caused to lose the crown of Byzance.
+
+“Here at the right, riding a Barbary horse, is Prince Djem, second son
+of Muhammad II, whom Alexander VI kept as a hostage. Djem, as you see,
+has an expressive face, a prominent nose, lively eyes, a long pointed
+beard, a shock of hair, and a big turban. He rides Moorish fashion, with
+his stirrups very short, and wears a curved cutlass in his belt. He is a
+great friend of Cæsar Borgia’s, which does not prevent Cæsar and his
+father, according to public rumour, from poisoning him at a farewell
+banquet in Capua. And here is Giovanni Sforza again, on foot. Are those
+two children the younger sons of Alexander VI? Or are they Lucrezia and
+Cæsar again? I don’t know. Behind Paleologos are the Pope’s domestic
+retainers, and among them Pinturicchio himself.”
+
+_THE LIFE OF CÆSAR BORGIA_
+
+After explaining the picture in detail, Kennedy went into the next room,
+followed by Cæsar. This is called the Hall of the Liberal Arts, and is
+adorned with a large marble mantel.
+
+“Is there no portrait here of Cæsar Borgia?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“No. Here I have a photograph of the one by Giorgione,” said Kennedy,
+showing a postal card.
+
+“What sort of man was he? What did he do?”
+
+Kennedy seated himself on a bench near the window and Cæsar sat beside
+him.
+
+“Cæsar Borgia,” said Kennedy, “came to Rome from the university of
+Pisa, approximately at the time when they made his father Pope. He must
+then have been about twenty, and was strong and active. He broke in
+horses, was an expert fencer and shot, and killed bulls in the ring.”
+
+“That too?”
+
+“He was a good Spaniard. In a court that cannot be seen from here, on
+account of those thick panes, but on which these windows look, Cæsar
+Borgia fought bulls, and the Pope stood here to watch his son’s
+dexterity with the sword.”
+
+“What ruffians!” exclaimed Cæsar, smiling.
+
+The Englishman continued with the history of Borgia, his intrigues with
+the King of France, the death of Lucrezia’s husband, the assassinations
+attributed to the Pope’s son, the mysterious execution of Ramiro del
+Orco, which made Machiavelli say that Cæsar Borgia was the prince who
+best knew how to make and unmake men, according to their merits; finally
+the _coup d’état_ at Sinigaglia with the _condottieri_.
+
+By this time Cæsar Moncada was very anxious to know more. These Borgias
+interested him. His sympathies went out toward those great bandits who
+dominated Rome and tried to get all Italy into their power, leaf by
+leaf, like an artichoke. Their purpose struck him as a good one, almost
+a moral one. The device, _Aut Cæsar, aut nihil_, was worthy of a man of
+energy and courage.
+
+Kennedy seeing Cæsar’s interest, then recounted the scene at Cardinal
+Adrian Corneto’s country-house; Alexander’s intention to give a supper
+there to various Cardinals and poison them all with a wine that had
+been put into three bottles, so as to inherit from them, the
+superstitiousness of the Pope, who sent Cardinal Caraffa to the Vatican
+for a golden box in which he kept his consecrated Host, from which he
+was never separated; and the mistake of the chamberlain, who served the
+poisoned wine to Cæsar and his father.
+
+“Here, to this very room, they brought the dying Pope,” said Kennedy,
+and pointed to a door, on whose marble lintel one may read: _Alexander
+Borgia Valentín P. P._ “They say he passed eight days here between life
+and death, before he did die, and that when his corpse was exposed, it
+decomposed horribly.”
+
+Then Kennedy related the story of Cæsar’s trying to cure himself by the
+strange method of being put inside of a mule just dead; his flight from
+Rome, sick on a litter, with his soldiers, as far as the Romagna; his
+imprisonment in the Castel Sant’ Angelo; his capture by the Great
+Captain; his efforts to escape from his prison at Medina del Campo; and
+his obscure death on the Mendavia road, near Viana in Navarre, through
+one of the Count of Lerin’s soldiers, named Garcés, a native of Agreda,
+who gave Borgia such a blow with a lance that it broke his armour and
+passed all the way through his body.
+
+Cæsar was stirred up. Hearing the story of the people who had lived
+there, in those very rooms, gave him an impression of complete reality.
+
+When they went out again by the Gallery of Inscriptions, they looked
+from a window.
+
+“It must have been here that he fought bulls?” said Cæsar.
+
+“Yes.”
+
+The court was large, with a fountain of four streams in the middle.
+“Life then must have been more intense than now,” said Cæsar.
+
+“Who knows? Perhaps it was the same as now,” replied Kennedy.
+
+“And what does history, exact history, say of these Borgias?”
+
+“Of Pope Alexander VI it says that he had his children in wedlock; that
+he was a good administrator; that the people were content with him; that
+the influence of Spain was justifiable, because he was Spanish; that the
+story of the poisonings does not seem certain; and that he himself could
+hardly have died of poison, but rather of a malarial fever.”
+
+“And about Lucrezia?”
+
+“Of Lucrezia it says that she was a woman like those of her period; that
+there are no proofs for belief in her incests and her poisonings; and
+that her first marriages, which were never really consummated, were
+nothing more than political moves of her father and her brother’s.”
+
+“And about Cæsar?”
+
+“Cæsar is the one member of the family who appears really terrible.
+His device, _Aut Cæsar, aut nihil_, was not a chance phrase, but the
+irrevocable decision to be a king or to be nothing.”
+
+“That, at least, is not a mystification,” murmured Cæsar.
+
+
+_IN FRONT OF THE CASTEL SANT’ ANGELO_
+
+They left the Vatican, crossed the Piazza di San Pietro, and drew near
+the river.
+
+As they passed in front of the Castel Sant’ Angelo, Kennedy said:
+
+“Alexander VI shut himself up in this castle to weep for the Duke of
+Gandia. From one of those windows he watched the funeral procession of
+his son, whom they were carrying to Santa Maria del Popolo. According to
+old Italian custom they bore the corpse in an open casket. The funeral
+was at night, and two hundred men with torches lighted the way. When the
+cortège set foot on this bridge, the Pope’s retinue saw him draw back
+with horror, and cover his face, crying out sharply.”
+
+
+
+
+XIX. CÆSAR’S REFLECTIONS
+
+
+“I have had the curiosity,” Cæsar wrote to his friend Alzugaray, “to
+inform myself about the life of the Borgias, and going on from one to
+another, I reached Saint Francis Borgia; and from Saint Francis I have
+gone backwards to Saint Ignatius Loyola.
+
+“The parallelism between the doings of Cæsar Borgia and of Iñigo de
+Loyola surprised me; what one tried to do in the sphere of action, the
+other did in the sphere of thought. These twin Spanish figures, both
+odious to the masses, have given its direction to the Church; one,
+Loyola, through the impulse to spiritual power; the other, Cæsar
+Borgia, through the impulse to temporal power.
+
+“One may say that Spain gave Papal Rome its thought and activity, as
+it gave the Rome of the Cæsars also its thought and activity, through
+Seneca and Trajan.
+
+“Really it is curious to see the traces that remain in Rome of
+that Basque, Iñigo. That half farceur, half ruffian, who had the
+characteristics of a modern anarchist, was a genius for organization.
+Bakunin and Mazzini are poor devils beside him. The Church still lives
+through Loyola. He was her last reformer.
+
+“The Society of Jesus is the knot of the whole Catholic scaffolding; the
+Jesuits know that on the day when this knot, which their Society forms,
+is cut or pulled open, the whole frame-work of out-of-date ideas and
+lies, which defends the Vatican, will come down with a terrible noise.
+
+“Rome lives on Jesuitism. Indubitably, without Loyola, Catholicism would
+have rotted away much sooner. It is obvious that this would have been
+better, but we are not talking about that. A good general is not one who
+defends just causes, but one who wins battles.
+
+“The Borgias, Luther, and Saint Ignatius, between them, killed the
+predominance of the Latin race.
+
+“The Borgias threw discredit on the free Renaissance life, before the
+face of all nations; Luther removed the centre of spiritual life and
+philosophy to Germany and England; Saint Ignatius prevented Roman
+Catholicism from rotting away; he put iron braces on the body that was
+doubling over with weakness, and inside his braces the body has gone on
+decomposing and has poisoned the Latin countries.
+
+“On hearing this opinion here, they asked me:
+
+“‘Then you think Catholicism is dead?’
+
+“‘No, no; as to having any civilizing effect, it is dead; but as to
+having a sentimental effect, it is very much alive... and it will still
+unfortunately keep on being alive. All this business of the Virgin
+del Pilar and the Virgin del Carmen, and saints, and processions, and
+magnificent churches, is a terrible strength.... If there were an
+emancipated bourgeoisie and a sensible working class, Catholicism would
+not be a peril; but there are not, and Catholicism will have, not
+perhaps an overpowering expansion, but at least moments of new growth.
+While we have a lazy rich class and a brutalized poor class, Catholicism
+will be strong.’
+
+“Leaving the utilitarian and moral questions aside, and considering
+merely the amount of influence and the traces left by this influence,
+one can see that Rome is living on Loyola’s work and still dreaming
+of Borgia’s. Those pilgrims in the Piazza di San Pietro who
+enthusiastically yell, _Viva il Papa-re!_ are acclaiming the memory of
+Cæsar Borgia. Thus you have the absurd result, people who speak with
+horror of an historic figure and still hold his work in admiration.
+
+“This Spanish influence that our country gave to the Church in two ways,
+spiritual and material,--to the Church which now is an institution not
+merely foreign but contrary to our nature,--Spain ought today to try
+to use in her own behalf. Spain’s work ought to be to organize
+extra-religious individualism.
+
+“We are individualists; therefore what we need is an iron discipline,
+like soldiers.
+
+“This discipline established, we ought to spread it through the
+contiguous countries, especially through Africa. Democracy, the
+Republic, Socialism, have not, essentially, any root in our land.
+Families, cities, classes, can be united in a pact; isolated men, like
+us, can be united only by discipline.
+
+“Moreover, as for us, we do not recognize prestige, nor do we cheerfully
+accept either kings or presidents or high priests or grand magi.
+
+“The only thing that would suit us would be to have a chief... for the
+pleasure of eating him alive.
+
+“A Loyola of the extra-religious individualism is what Spain needs.
+Deeds, always deeds, and a cold philosophy, realistic, based on deeds,
+and a morality based on action. Don’t you agree?
+
+“I think, and I am becoming more confirmed in my opinion, that the only
+people who can give a direction, found a new civilization with its own
+proper characteristics, for that old Iberian race, which probably sprang
+from the shores of the Mediterranean... is we Spaniards.
+
+“‘Why only you Spaniards?’ my friend Kennedy asked me; and I told him:
+
+“‘To me it seems indubitable. France is leaning constantly more towards
+the North. In Italy the same is true; Milan and Turin, where the Saxon
+and the Gaul predominate, are the real capitals of Italy. In Spain,
+however, this does not happen. We are separated from the rest of Europe
+by the Pyrenees, and joined to Africa by the sea and climate. Our plan
+ought to be to construct a great European Empire, to impose our ideas on
+the peninsula, and then to spread them everywhere.’”
+
+
+
+
+XX. DON CALIXTO AT SAINT PETER’S
+
+_DON CALIXTO UNDERSTANDS_
+
+
+Kennedy was anxious that Cæsar should turn into the good road. The good
+road, for him, was art.
+
+“At heart,” the Englishman informed him, “I am one of those Brothers of
+the Esthetic Doctrine who irritate you, and I must instruct you in the
+faith.”
+
+“I am not opposed to your trying to instruct me.”
+
+The two went several times to see museums, especially the Vatican
+museum.
+
+One day, on leaving the Sistine Chapel, where they had had a long
+discussion on the merits of Michelangelo, Cæsar met the painter Cortés,
+who came to speak to him.
+
+“I am here with a gentleman from my town, who is a Senator,” said
+Cortés. “A boresome old boy. Shall I introduce him?”
+
+“All right.”
+
+“He is an old fool who knows nothing about anything and talks about
+everything.”
+
+Cortés presented Cæsar to Don Calixto García Guerrero, a man of some
+fifty-odd, Senator and boss of the province of Zamora.
+
+Don Calixto invited Cæsar and Kennedy to dine with him. The Englishman
+expressed regrets, and Cæsar said he would go. They took leave of
+Cortés and Don Calixto, and went out to the Piazza di San Pietro.
+
+“I imagine you are going to be bored tomorrow dining with that old
+countryman of yours,” said Kennedy. “Oh, surely. He has all the signs
+of a soporific person; but who knows? a type like that sometimes has
+influence.”
+
+“So you are dining with him with a more or less practical object?”
+
+“Why, of course.”
+
+The next evening, Cæsar, in his evening clothes, betook himself to an
+hotel in the Piazza di Spagna, where Don Calixto García Guerrero was
+staying. Don Calixto received him very cordially. He doubtless knew that
+Cæsar was nephew to Cardinal Fort and brother to a marchioness, and
+doubtless that flattered Don Calixto.
+
+Don Calixto honoured Cæsar with an excellent dinner, and during dessert
+became candid with him. He had come to Rome to put through his obtaining
+a Papal title. He was a friend of the Spanish Ambassador to the Vatican,
+and it wouldn’t have cost him any more to be made a prince, a duke, or
+a marquis; but he preferred the title of count. He had a magnificent
+estate called La Sauceda, and he wanted to be the Count de la Sauceda.
+
+Cæsar comprehended that this gentleman might be fortune coming in the
+guise of chance, and he set himself to making good with him, to telling
+him stories of aristocratic life in Rome, some of which he had read in
+books, and some of which he had heard somewhere or other.
+
+“What vices must exist here!” Don Calixto kept exclaiming. “That is why
+they say: _‘Roma veduta, fede perduta.’_”
+
+Cæsar noted that Don Calixto had a great enthusiasm for the
+aristocracy; and so he took pains, every time he talked with him, to mix
+the names of a few princes and marquises into the conversation; he also
+gave him to understand that he lived among them, and went so far as to
+hint the possibility of being of service to him in Rome, but in a
+manner ambiguous enough to permit of withdrawing the offer in case of
+necessity. Fortunately for Cæsar, Don Calixto had his affairs all
+completely arranged; the one thing he desired was that Cæsar, whom he
+supposed to be an expert on archeological questions, should go about
+with him the three or four days he expected to remain in Rome. He had
+spent a whole week making calls, and as yet had seen nothing.
+
+Cæsar had no other recourse but to buy a Baedeker and read it and learn
+a lot of things quite devoid of interest for him.
+
+The next day Don Calixto was waiting for him in a carriage at the door,
+and they went to see the sights.
+
+Don Calixto was a man that made phrases and ornamented them with many
+adverbs ending in -ly.
+
+“Verily,” he said, after his first archeological walk in Rome, “verily,
+it seems strange that after more than two thousand years have passed,
+all these monuments should still remain.”
+
+“That is most true,” replied Cæsar, looking at him with his impassive
+air.
+
+“I understand why Rome is the real school for learning, integrally, both
+ancient and modern history.”
+
+“Most certainly,” agreed Cæsar.
+
+Don Calixto, who knew neither Italian nor French, found a source of
+help, for the days he was to spend in Rome, in Cæsar’s friendship,
+and made him accompany him everywhere. Cæsar was able to collect and
+preserve, though not precisely cut in brass, the phrases Don Calixto
+uttered in front of the principal monuments of Rome.
+
+In front of the Colosseum, his first exclamation was: “What a lot of
+stone!” Then recalling his role of orator, he exclaimed: “The spirits
+are certainly daunted and the mind darkened on thinking how men could
+have sunk to such abysses of evil.”
+
+“Don Calixto is referring to those holes,” thought Cæsar, looking at
+the cellars of the Circo Romano.
+
+From the Colosseum the carriage went to the Capitol, and then Don
+Calixto asserted with energy:
+
+“One cannot deny that, say what you will, Rome is one of the places most
+fertile in memories.”
+
+Don Calixto was an easy traveller for his _cicerone_. He far preferred
+talking to being given explanations; Cæsar had said to him: “Don
+Calixto, you understand everything, by intuition.” And being thus
+reassured, Don Calixto kept uttering terrible absurdities.
+
+One day Don Calixto went to see the Pope, in evening clothes and
+with his abdomen covered with decorations, and he asked Cæsar if
+a photographer couldn’t take his picture in the act of leaving the
+carriage, so that the photograph would have Saint Peter’s as a
+background.
+
+“Yes, I think so. Why not? The only thing will be that the photographer
+will charge you more.”
+
+“I don’t mind that. Could you arrange it for me?”
+
+“Yes, man.”
+
+What Don Calixto desired was done.
+
+“How did the Pope impress you?” Cæsar asked him as he came out
+
+“Very favourably, very favourably indeed.”
+
+“He has a stupid face, hasn’t he?”
+
+“No, man, not at all. He is like a nice country priest. His predecessor
+was no doubt more of a diplomat, more intelligent.”
+
+“Yes, the other seemed more of a rogue,” said Cæsar, laughing at the
+precautions Don Calixto took in giving his opinion.
+
+The proofs of the photographs came in the evening, and Don Calixto was
+enchanted with them. In one of them you could see the Swiss guard at
+the door, with his lance. It was splendid. Don Calixto would not permit
+Cæsar to go to his hotel, but invited him for dinner; and after dinner
+told him he was so indebted that he would be delighted to do anything
+Cæsar asked him.
+
+“Why don’t you make me a Deputy?” said Cæsar, laughing.
+
+“Do you want to be one?”
+
+“Yes, man.”
+
+“Really?”
+
+“I should think so.”
+
+“But you would have to live in Madrid.”
+
+“Certainly.”
+
+“Would you leave here?”
+
+“Yes, why not?”
+
+“Then, not another word, we will say no more about it. When the time
+comes, you will write to me and say: ‘Don Calixto, the moment has
+arrived for you to remember your promise: I want to be a Deputy.’”
+
+“Very good. I will do it, and you shall present me as candidate for
+Castro... Castro... what?”
+
+“Castro Duro.”
+
+“You will see me there then.”
+
+“All right. And now, another favour. There is a Canon from Zamora here,
+a friend of mine, who came on the pilgrimage and who desires nothing
+so much as to see Saint Peter’s and the Catacombs rather thoroughly. I
+could explain everything to him, but I am not sure about the dates. Will
+you come with us?”
+
+“With great pleasure.”
+
+“Then we shall expect you here at ten.”
+
+“That will be fine.”
+
+Sure enough, at ten Cæsar was there. Don Calixto and his friend the
+Canon Don Justo, who was a large gentleman, tall and fleshy and with a
+long nose, were waiting. The three got into the carriage.
+
+“I hope this priest isn’t going to be one of those library rats who
+know everything on earth,” thought Cæsar, but when he heard him make a
+couple of mistakes in grammar, he became tranquil.
+
+
+_THEODORA AND MAROZIA_
+
+As they passed the Castel Sant’ Angelo, Cæsar began to tell the story
+of Theodora and her daughter Marozia, the two women who lived there and
+who, for forty odd years, changed the Popes as one changes cooks.
+
+“You know the history of those women?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“I don’t,” said the Canon.
+
+“Nor I,” added Don Calixto.
+
+“Then I will tell it to you before we get to Saint Peter’s. Theodora, an
+influential lady, fell in love with a young priest of Ravenna, and had
+him elected Pope, by the name of John X. Her daughter Marozia, a young
+girl and a virgin, gave herself to Pope Sergius III, a capricious,
+fantastic man, who had once had the witty idea of digging up Pope
+Formosus and subjecting him, putrefied as he was, to the judgment of
+a Synod. By this eccentric man Marozia had a son, and afterwards was
+married three times more. She exercised an omnipotent sway over the Holy
+See. John X, her mother’s lover, she deposed and sent to die in prison.
+With his successor, Leo VI, whom she herself had appointed Pope, she
+did the same. The following Pope, Stephen VII, died of illness, twenty
+months after his reign began, and then Marozia gave the Papal crown to
+the son she had had by Sergius III, who took the name of John XI. This
+Pope and his brother Alberic, began to feel their mother’s influence
+rather heavy, and during a popular revolt they decided to get Marozia
+into their power, and they seized her and buried her alive in the _in
+pace_ of a convent.”
+
+“But is all this authentic?” asked the Canon, completely stupefied.
+
+“Absolutely authentic.”
+
+The Canon made a gesture of resignation and looked at Don Calixto in
+astonishment.
+
+While Cæsar was telling the story, the carriage had passed down a
+narrow and rather deserted street, called Borgo Vecchio, in whose
+windows clothes were hanging out to dry, and then they came out in
+the Piazza di San Pietro. They drove around one edge of this enormous
+square. The sky was blue. A fountain was throwing water, which changed
+to a cloud in the air and produced a brilliant rainbow.
+
+“One certainly wonders,” said Cæsar, “if Saint Peter’s is not one of
+the buildings in the worst taste that exist in the world.”
+
+They got out in front of the steps.
+
+“Your friend is probably well up on archeological matters?” asked
+Cæsar.
+
+“Who? Don Justo? Not in the least.”
+
+Cæsar began to laugh, went up the steps ahead of the others, lifted the
+leather curtain, and they all three went into Saint Peter’s. _THERE IS
+NO PERFORMANCE_
+
+Cæsar began his explanations with the plan of the church. The Canon
+passed his hand over all the stones and kept saying:
+
+“This is marble too,” and adding, “How expensive!”
+
+“Do you like this, Don Calixto?” Cæsar asked.
+
+“What a question, man!”
+
+“Well, it is obviously very rich and very sumptuous, but it must give a
+fanatic coming here from far away the same feeling a person gets when
+he has a cold and asks for a hot drink and is given a glass of iced
+orgeat.”
+
+“Don’t let Don Justo hear you,” said Don Calixto, as if they ought to
+keep the secret about the orgeat between the two of them.
+
+They came to the statue of Saint Peter, and Cæsar told them it is the
+custom for strangers to kiss its foot. The Canon piously did so, but
+Don Calixto, who was somewhat uneasy, rubbed the statue’s worn foot
+surreptitiously with his handkerchief and then kissed it.
+
+Cæsar abstained from kissing it, because he said the kiss was
+efficacious principally for strangers.
+
+Then they went along, looking at the tombs of the Popes. Cæsar was
+several times mistaken in his explanations, but his friends did not
+notice his mistakes.
+
+The thing that surprised the Canon most was the tomb of Alexander
+VII, because there is a skeleton on it. Don Calixto stopped with most
+curiosity before the tomb of Paul III, on which one sees two nude women.
+Cæsar told them that popular legend claims that one of these statues,
+the one representing Justice, is Julia Farnese, sister of Pope Paul
+III, and mistress of Pope Alexander VI; but such a supposition seems
+unlikely.
+
+“Entirely,” insisted the Canon gravely; “those are things invented by
+the Free Thinkers.”
+
+Don Calixto allowed himself to say that most of the Popes looked like
+drum-majors.
+
+Don Justo continued appraising everything he saw like a contractor.
+Cæsar devoted himself to retailing his observations to Don Calixto,
+while the Canon walked alone.
+
+“I will inform you,” he told him, “that on Saturday one may go up in
+the dome, but only decently dressed people. So a placard on that door
+informs us. If by any chance an apostle should re-arise and have a
+fancy to do a little gymnastics and see Rome from a height, as he would
+probably be dirty and badly dressed, he would get left, they wouldn’t
+let him go up. And then he could say: ‘Invent a religion like the
+Christian religion, so that after a while they won’t let you go up in
+the dome.’”
+
+“Yes, certainly, certainly,” replied Don Calixto. “They are absurd. But
+do not let the Canon hear you. To be sure, all this does not look very
+religious, but it is magnificent.”
+
+“Yes, it is a beautiful stage-setting, but there is no performance,”
+ said Cæsar.
+
+“What do you mean by that?” asked Don Calixto.
+
+“That this is an empty place. It would have been well to build a temple
+as large and light as this in honour of Science, which is humanity’s
+great creation. These statues, instead of being stupid or warlike Popes,
+ought to be the inventor of vaccination or of chloroform. Then one could
+understand the chilliness and the fairly menacing air that everything in
+the place wears. Let people have confidence in the truth and in work,
+that is good; but that a religion founded on mysteries, on obscurities,
+should build a bright, challenging, flippant temple, is ridiculous.”
+
+“Yes, yes,” said Don Calixto, always preoccupied in keeping the Canon
+from hearing, “you talk like a modern man. I myself, down in my heart,
+you know.... I believe you follow me, eh?”
+
+“Yes, man.”
+
+“Well, I think that all this has no transcendency.... That is to say....”
+
+“No, it has none. You may well say so, Don Calixto.”
+
+“But it did have it. That cannot be doubted, can it? And a great deal.
+This is undeniable.”
+
+
+
+_IT IS A MAGNIFICENT BUSINESS CONCERN_
+
+“It was really a magnificent business concern,” said Cæsar. “Think
+of monopolizing heaven and hell, selling the shares here on earth and
+paying the dividends in heaven! There’s no guarantee trust company or
+pawn-broker that pays an interest like that. And at its height, how many
+branches it developed! Here, in this square, I have a friend, a Jewish
+dealer in rosaries, who tells me his trade is flourishing. In three
+weeks he has sold a hundred and fifty kilos of rosaries blessed by the
+Pope, two hundred kilos of medals, and about half a square kilometre of
+scapulars.”
+
+“What an exaggeration!” said Don Calixto.
+
+“No, it is the truth. He is glad that these things, which he considers
+accursed, sell, because after all, he is a liberal and a Jew; the only
+thing he does, if he can, to ease his conscience, is to get ten per
+cent. profit on everything, and he says to himself: ‘Let the Catholics
+worry!’”
+
+“What tales! If the Canon should hear you!”
+
+“No, but all this is true. As my friend says: Business is business. And
+he has made me take notice that when the Garibaldini come here, they
+spend the price of a few bottles of Chianti, and then they sleep in any
+dog-kennel, and spend nothing more. On the contrary, the rich Catholics
+buy and buy... and off go his kilos of rosaries and of medals, his tons
+of veils for visiting the Pope, his reams of indulgences for eating
+meat, and for eating fish and meat, and even for blowing your nose on
+pages of the Bible if you like.”
+
+“Do not be so disrespectful.”
+
+When the Canon had made sure of all the square metres of marble there
+are in Saint Peter’s they went out into the square again. Cæsar
+indicated the heap of irregular edifices that form the Vatican.
+
+“That ought to be the Pope’s room,” said Cæsar, pointing to a window,
+at random. “You must have been there, Don Calixto?” “I don’t know.
+Really,” he said, “I haven’t much idea where I was.”
+
+“Nor has he any idea how he went,” thought Cæsar, and added: “That is
+the Library; over there is the Secretary of State’s apartment; there is
+where the Holy Office meets”; and he said whatsoever occurred to him,
+perfectly tranquilly.
+
+They took their carriage, and as they passed a shop for objects of
+religion, Don Calixto said to the Canon:
+
+“What do you say to this, Don Justo? According to Don Cæsar, the
+proprietors of the shops where they sell medals, are Jews.”
+
+“Bah! that cannot be so,” replied the Canon roundly.
+
+“Why not?”
+
+“Bah!”
+
+“Why should it shock you?” exclaimed Cæsar. “If they sold Jesus Christ
+alive, why are they not to sell him dead?”
+
+“Well, I am glad to know it,” Don Justo burst forth, “because I was
+going to buy some medals for presents, and now I won’t buy them.”
+
+Don Calixto smiled, and Cæsar understood that the good Canon was taking
+advantage of the information to save a penny.
+
+
+
+
+XXI. DON CALIXTO IN THE CATACOMBS
+
+
+Don Calixto and the Canon were very anxious to visit the Catacombs.
+Cæsar knew that the visit is not entirely agreeable, and attempted to
+dissuade them from their intention.
+
+“I don’t know whether you gentlemen know that one has to spend the
+entire day there.”
+
+“Without lunch?” asked the Canon.
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Oh, no; that is impossible.”
+
+“One has to sacrifice oneself for the sake of Christianity,” said
+Cæsar.
+
+“You haven’t much desire to sacrifice yourself,” retorted Don Calixto.
+
+“Because I believe it is damp and unwholesome down there, and a
+Christian bronchitis would not be wholly pleasant, despite its religious
+origin. And besides, as you already know, one must go without food.”
+
+“We might eat something there,” said Don Justo.
+
+“Eat there!” exclaimed Cæsar. “Eat a slice of ham, in front of the
+niches of the Catacombs! It would make me sick.”
+
+“It wouldn’t me,” replied the Canon.
+
+“In front of the tombs of martyrs and saints!”
+
+“Even if they were saints, they ate too,” replied the Canon, with his
+excellent good sense.
+
+Cæsar had to agree that even if they were saints, they ate.
+
+There was a French family at the hotel who were also thinking of going
+to see the Catacombs, and Don Calixto and Don Justo decided to go the
+same day with them. The French family consisted of a Breton gentleman,
+tall and whiskered, who had been at sea; his wife, who looked like a
+village woman; and the daughter, a slender, pale, sad young lady. They
+had with them, half governess, half maid, a lean peasant-woman with a
+suspicious air.
+
+The young lady confessed to Cæsar that she had been dreaming of the
+Catacombs for a long while. She knew the description Chateaubriand gives
+of them in _Les Martyres_ by heart.
+
+The next day the French family in one landau, and Don Calixto with the
+Canon and Cæsar in another, went to see the Catacombs.
+
+The French family had brought a fat, smiling abbé as cicerone.
+
+Five persons couldn’t get inside the landau, and the Breton gentleman
+had to sit by the driver. Don Calixto offered him a seat in his
+carriage, but the Breton, who must have been obstinate as a mule, said
+no, that from the driver’s seat he enjoyed more of the panorama.
+
+They halted a moment, on the abbé’s advice, at the Baths of Caracalla,
+and went through them. The cicerone explained where the different
+bathing-rooms had been and the size of the pools. Those cyclopean
+buildings, those high, high arches, those enormous walls, left Cæsar
+overcome.
+
+One couldn’t understand a thing like this except in a town which had a
+mania for the gigantic, the titanic.
+
+They left the baths and started along. They followed the Via di Porta
+San Sebastiano, between two walls. They left behind the imposing ruins
+of the Baths of Caracalla and various establishments for archeological
+reconstructions, and the carriage stopped at the gate of the Catacombs.
+
+They went in, guided by the abbé, and arrived at a sort of office.
+
+They each paid a lira for a taper which a friar was handing out, and
+they joined a group of other people, without quite knowing what they
+expected next. In the group there were two German Dominicans, a tall one
+whose fiery red beard hung to his waist, and a slim one, with a nose
+like a knife.
+
+
+_IRREVERENT CICERONE_
+
+It was not long before another numerous group of tourists came out of a
+hole in the floor, and among them was a Trappist brother who came over
+to where Don Calixto and Cæsar were. The Trappist carried a stick,
+and a taper twisted in the end of the stick. He asked if everybody
+understood French; any one that didn’t could wait for another group.
+
+“I don’t understand it,” said the Canon.
+
+“I will translate what he says, to you,” replied Cæsar.
+
+“All right,” answered the Canon.
+
+“_En avant, messieurs_,” said the Trappist, lighting his taper, and
+requesting them all to do the same.
+
+They went around giving one another a light, and with their little
+candles aflame they began to descend into the Catacombs.
+
+They went in by a gallery as narrow as one in a mine, which once in a
+while broadened into bigger spaces.
+
+In certain spots there were openings in the roof.
+
+Cæsar had never thought about what the celebrated Catacombs would be
+like, but he had not expected them so poor and so sinister.
+
+The sensation they caused was disagreeable, a sensation of choking, of
+suffocation, without one’s really getting any impression of grandeur.
+The place seemed like an abandoned ant-hill. The wide spaces that opened
+out at the sides of the passage were chapels, the monk said.
+
+The Trappist cicerone contributed to removing any serious feelings with
+his chatter and his jokes. Being familiar with these tombs, he had lost
+respect for them, as sacristans lose it for the saints they brush the
+dust off of with a feather-duster. Moreover, he judged everything by an
+esthetic criterion, completely devoid of respect; for him there were
+only sepulchres with artistic character, or without it; of a good or
+a poor period; and the latter sort he struck contemptuously with his
+stick.
+
+The marine Breton was irritated, and asked Cæsar several times:
+
+“Why is that permitted?” “I don’t know,” answered Cæsar.
+
+The monk made extraordinary remarks.
+
+Explaining the life of the Christians in the earliest eras of
+Christianity, he said:
+
+“In this century the habits of the pontiffs were so lax that the
+Pope had to go out accompanied by two persons to insure his modest
+behaviour.”
+
+“Oh, oh!” said a young Frenchman, in a tone of vexation.
+
+_“Ah! C’est L’histoire,”_ replied the monk.
+
+Cæsar translated what the Trappist had said, to Don Calixto and the
+Canon, and they were both really perplexed.
+
+They followed the long, narrow galleries. It was a strange effect,
+seeing the procession of tourists with their burning candles. One didn’t
+notice the modern clothes and the ladies’ hats, and from a distance the
+procession lighted by the little flames of the candles, had a mysterious
+look.
+
+At the tail of the crowd walked two men who spoke English. One was a
+“gentleman” little versed in archeological questions; the other a tall
+person with the face of a scholar. Cæsar drew near them to listen. The
+one was explaining to his companion everything they saw as they went
+along, the signification of the emblems cut in the tablets, and the
+funerary customs of the Christians.
+
+“Didn’t they put crosses?” asked the unlearned gentleman.
+
+“No,” said the other. “It is said that for the Romans the _crux_
+represented the gallows! Thus the earliest representation of the
+Crucified is a drawing in the Kirchnerian museum, which shows a
+Christian kneeling before a man with a donkey’s head, who is nailed to a
+cross. In Greek letters one reads: ‘Alexamenes adores his God.’ They say
+this drawing comes from the Palace of the Cæsars, and it is considered
+to be a caricature of Christ, drawn by a Roman soldier on a wall.”
+
+“Didn’t they put up images of Christ, either?”
+
+“No. You do not consider that they were at the height of the discussion
+as to whether Christ was ugly or beautiful.”
+
+The tall gentleman got involved in a long dissertation as to what
+motives they had had, some to insist that Christ’s person was of great
+beauty, others to affirm that it was of terrible ugliness.
+
+Cæsar would have liked to go on listening to what this gentleman said,
+but Don Justo joined him. The Trappist was in front of two mummies,
+explaining something, and he wanted Cæsar to translate what he was
+saying.
+
+Cæsar did this bit of interpreting for him. The candles were beginning
+to burn out and it was necessary to leave.
+
+The cicerone took them rapidly along a gallery at whose end there was a
+stairway, and they issued into the sunlight. The monk extinguished the
+taper on his stick, and began crying:
+
+“Now, gentlemen, do you want any scapulars, medals, chocolate?”
+
+Cæsar looked over his companions in the expedition. The Canon
+was indifferent. The old maritime Breton showed signs of profound
+indignation, and his daughter, the little French mystic, had tears in
+her eyes.
+
+“That poor little French girl, who arrived here so full of enthusiasm,
+has come out of these Catacombs like a rat out of a sewer,” said Cæsar.
+
+“And why so?” asked Don Calixto.
+
+“Because of the things the monk said. He was really scandalous.”
+
+“It is true,” said the Canon gravely. “I never would have believed it.”
+
+_“Roma veduta, fede perduta,”_ said Don Calixto. “And as for you,
+Cæsar, hasn’t this visit interested you?”
+
+“Yes, I have been interested in trying to keep from catching cold.”
+
+
+AGRO ROMANO
+
+The landau that the Breton family was in took the Appian, Way, and
+Cæsar and Don Calixto’s carriage followed behind it.
+
+They passed the tomb of Cecilia Metella, and were able to look ahead
+along the old road, on whose sides one sees the remains of aqueducts,
+which at evening-fall have a grandeur so imposing. Don Calixto and Don
+Justo were discussing a question of home politics.
+
+On them magnificently indifferent, the broken sepulchres, the abandoned
+arches invaded by grass, the vestiges of a gigantic civilization, did
+not produce the least impression.
+
+The coachman pointed out Frascati on the slope of a mountain, Albano,
+Grotta Ferrata, and Tivoli.
+
+Cæsar felt the grandeur of the landscape; the enormous sadness of the
+remnants of aqueducts, which had the colour of rusty iron, beneath a sky
+of pink clouds.
+
+At dusk they turned back. Cæsar felt a weight on his spirits. The
+walls of the Baths of Caracalla looked threatening to him. Those great
+towering thick walls, broken, brick-colour, burned by the sun, gave
+him an impression of the strength of the past. There were no trees, no
+houses near them; as if those imposing ruins precluded any life round
+about. Only one humble almond-tree held out its white flowers.
+
+Don Calixto and the Canon continued chatting.
+
+
+
+
+XXII. SENTIMENTALITY AND ARCHEOLOGY
+
+
+Don Calixto and the Canon went away to Spain. Cæsar thought he was
+wasting time in Rome and that he ought to get out, but he remained. He
+kept wondering why Susanna Marchmont had left and never written him.
+
+Twice he asked about her at the Hotel Excelsior, and was told that she
+had not returned.
+
+One evening at the beginning of May, when he had managed to decide to
+pack up and go, he received a card from Susanna, telling him of her
+arrival and inviting him to have tea at the _Ristorante del Castello dei
+Cesari._
+
+Cæsar immediately left the hotel and took a cab, which carried him to
+the top of the Aventine Hill.
+
+He got out at the entrance to the garden of the _Ristorante_, went
+across it, and out on a large terrace.
+
+There were a number of Americans having tea, and in one group of them
+was Susanna.
+
+“How late you come!” she said.
+
+“I have just received your card. And what did you do in Corfu? How did
+things go down there?”
+
+“Very well indeed. It is all wonderful. And I have been in Epirus and
+Albania, too.”
+
+Susanna related her impressions of those countries, with many details,
+which, surely, she had read in Baedeker.
+
+She was very smart, and prettier than ever. She said her husband must be
+in London; she had had no news from him for more than a month. “And how
+did you know I was still here?” Cæsar asked her.
+
+“Through Kennedy. He wrote to me. He is a good friend. He talked a lot
+about you in his letters.”
+
+Cæsar thought he noticed that Susanna talked with more enthusiasm than
+ordinarily. Perhaps distance had produced a similar effect on her
+to what wondering about her had on him. Cæsar looked at her almost
+passionately.
+
+From the terrace one could see the tragic ruins of the Palace of the
+Cæsars; broken arcades covered with grass, remains of walls still
+standing, the openings of arches and windows, and here and there a
+pointed cypress or a stone pine among the great devastated walls.
+
+Far away one could see the country, Frascati, and the blue mountains of
+the distance.
+
+As it was already late, the group of Susanna’s American friends decided
+to return by carriage.
+
+“I am going to walk,” said Susanna in a low tone. “Would you like to
+come with me?”
+
+“With great pleasure.”
+
+They took leave of the others, went down the garden road, which was
+decorated on both sides with ancient statues and tablets, and issued on
+the Via di Santa Prisca, a street between two dark walls, with a lamp
+every once in a while.
+
+“What a sky!” she exclaimed.
+
+“It is splendid.”
+
+It was of a blue with the lustre of mother-of-pearl; in the zenith a
+stray star was imperceptibly shining; to the west floated golden and red
+clouds.
+
+They went down the steep street, alongside a garden wall. In some
+places, bunches of century plants showed their hard spikes, sharp as
+daggers, over the low walls.
+
+There was a great silence in this coming of night. Among the foliage of
+the trees they heard the piping of sparrows. From far away there came,
+from time to time, the puffing of a train.
+
+
+_DESOLATION_
+
+They walked without speaking, mastered by the melancholy of their
+surroundings. Now and again, a peasant, tanned by the sun, with his
+little sack full of grass, came home from the fields, singing.
+
+Cæsar and Susanna passed alongside of the Jewish cemetery, and stopped
+to look in through a grill. The wall hid the burning zone of twilight; a
+greenish blue reigned in the zenith.
+
+They went on again. A bell began to ring.
+
+Cæsar was depressed. Susanna was silent.
+
+They crossed a street of new, dark houses; they passed by a little
+square with a melancholy church. The street they took was named for
+Saint Theodore. To the left, down the Via del Velabro, they saw an arch
+with many niches on the sides of the single opening.
+
+A band of black seminarians passed.
+
+“Poor creatures!” murmured Cæsar.
+
+“Are you very sympathetic?” said Susanna, mockingly.
+
+“Yes, those chaps rouse my pity.”
+
+Now, on the right, the furious ruins of the Palatine were piled up:
+brick walls, ruined arches, decrepit partitions, and above, the terrace
+of a garden with a balustrade. Over the terrace, against the sky, were
+the silhouettes of high cypresses almost black, of ilexes with their
+dense foliage, and a large palm with arching leaves.
+
+From these so tragic ruins there seemed to exhale a great desolation,
+beneath the deep, green sky.
+
+Susanna and Cæsar drew near the Forum.
+
+In the opaque light of dusk the Forum had the air of a cemetery. Two
+lighted windows were shining in the high dark wall of the Tabularium,
+and sharp-toned bells were beginning to ring.
+
+They went up the stairway that leads to the Capitol, and on a little
+terrace they stopped to look at the Forum.
+
+“What terrible desolation!” exclaimed Susanna.
+
+“All the stones look like tombs,” said Cæsar. “Yes, that is true.”
+
+“What are those three high open vaults that give so strange an
+impression of immense size?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“That is what remains of Constantine’s basilica.”
+
+For a long while they gazed at that abandoned space, with its melancholy
+columns and white stones.
+
+In a street running into the Forum, there began to shine two rows of
+gaslights of a greenish colour.
+
+As they passed down the slope leading to the Capitol, in a little street
+to the left, the Via Monte Tarpea, they saw a funeral procession ready
+to start. At that moment the corpse was being brought into the street.
+Several women in black were waiting by the house door with lighted
+candles.
+
+The priest, in his white surplice and holding up his cross, gave the
+order to start, and pushed to the front of the crowd; four men raised
+the bier and took it on their shoulders, and the procession of women in
+black, men, and children, followed behind. Bells with sharp voices began
+again to sound in the air.
+
+“Oh, isn’t it sad!” said Susanna, lifting her hand to her breast.
+
+They watched how the procession moved away, and then Cæsar murmured,
+ill-humouredly:
+
+“It is stupid.”
+
+“What?” asked Susanna.
+
+“I say that it’s stupid to take pleasure in feeling miserable. What we
+are doing is absurd and unhealthy.”
+
+Susanna burst into laughter, and when she said good-night to Cæsar she
+squeezed his hand energetically.
+
+
+
+
+XXIII. THE ‘SCUTCHEON OF A CHURCH
+
+
+“Susanna Marchmont,” Cæsar wrote to his friend Alzugaray, “is a
+beautiful woman, rich, and apparently intelligent. She has given me to
+understand that she feels a certain inclination for me, and if I please
+her well enough, she will get a divorce and marry me.
+
+“I have discovered the reasons for her inclination, first in a desire to
+revenge herself on her husband by marrying the brother of the woman he
+has fallen in love with; secondly, in my not having made love to her,
+like the majority of the men she has known.
+
+“Really, Susanna is a beautiful woman; but whereas other women gain
+by being looked at and listened to, with her it is not so. In this
+beautiful woman there is something cold, utilitarian, which she does not
+succeed in hiding by her artistic effusions. Besides she has a great
+deal of vanity, but stupid vanity. She has asked me if I couldn’t manage
+to acquire a high-sounding, decorative title in Spain.
+
+“If Susanna knew that in my heart I keep up her friendship only through
+inertia, because I have no plans, and that her millions and her beauty
+leave me cold, she would be dumfounded; I believe that perhaps she
+would admire me.
+
+“At present we devote ourselves to walking, talking, and telling each
+other our impressions. Any one would say that we intentionally play a
+game of being contrary; whatsoever she finds wonderful seems worthy
+of contempt to me, and vice-versa. It is strange that such absolute
+disagreement can exist. This Sunday afternoon we have been taking a
+long walk, half sentimental, half archeological.
+
+“I went to get her at her hotel; she came down, looking very smart, with
+an unmarried friend, also an American and also very chic.
+
+“The three of us walked toward the Forum. We passed under the arch of
+Constantine. A small beggar-boy preceded us, getting ahead and turning
+hand-springs. I gave him some pennies. Susanna laughed. This woman, who
+pays bills of thousands of pesetas to her milliner, doesn’t like to give
+a copper to a ragamuffin.
+
+“We turned off a bit from the avenue and went up on the right, toward
+the Palatine. Among the ruins some women were pulling up plants and
+putting them into sacks. At the end of the road, on the slope, there
+were Stations of the Cross, and some boys from a school were playing,
+guarded by priests with white rabbits.
+
+“It was impossible to go further, and we went down the hill toward the
+Piazza di San Gregorio. On the open place in front of the church that is
+in this square, some vagabonds were stretched out on the ground; an old
+man with a long hoary beard and a pipe with a chain, two dark youths
+with shocks of black hair, and a red-headed woman with silver hoops in
+her ears and a baby in her arms.
+
+“The two young boys threw me a glance of hatred, and stared at Susanna
+and her friend with extraordinary avidity.
+
+“What very false ideas must have been going through their minds! I might
+have approached them and said politely:
+
+“‘Do not imagine that these ladies are of different stuff from this red
+woman who has the baby in her arms. They are all the same. There is no
+more difference than what is caused by a little soap and some money.’
+
+“‘Let us go in and see the church,’ said Susanna.
+
+“‘Good. Come along.’
+
+“The church has a flight of stone steps and two cypresses to one side.
+
+“We went into a court with graves in it, and stayed there a while,
+reading the names of the people buried in them. Susanna’s friend is a
+sort of little devil with the instincts of a small boy, and she went
+springing about in all the corners.
+
+“When we came out of the church we found the square, deserted before,
+now full of people. During the time we had stayed inside, a numerous
+group of tourists had formed a circle, and a gentleman was explaining in
+English what the Via Appia used to be.
+
+“‘These are the things that please you,’ Susanna said to me, laughing.
+
+“I answered with a joke. The truth is that no matter how many
+explanations I am given, an ancient Roman always seems a cardboard
+figure to me, or at most a marble figure. It is not possible to imagine
+how bored I used to be reading _Les Martyres_ of Chateaubriand and that
+famous _Quo Vadis_.
+
+“From the Piazza di San Gregorio we took a steep street, the ‘Via di
+Santi Giovanni e Paolo,’ which passes under an arch with several brick
+buttresses.
+
+“We came out in a little square, in an angle of which there is an
+ancient arcaded tower, which has tiles set into the walls, some round
+and others the shape of a Greek cross.
+
+“The modern portico of the church has columns and a grated door, which
+we found open. Over the door is a picture of Saint John and Saint Paul;
+on the sides of it two shields with the mitre and the keys. On one, set
+round about, are the Latin words: _Omnium rerum est vicisitudo;_ on the
+other is written in Spanish: _Mi corazón arde en mucha llama._
+
+“‘Is it Spanish?’ Susanna asked me.
+
+“‘Yes.’
+
+“‘What does it mean?’
+
+“I translated the phrase into English: ‘My heart burns with a great
+flame’; and Susanna repeated it several times, and begged me to write it
+in her card-case.
+
+“Her friend skimmed some pages in Baedeker and said:
+
+“‘It seems that the house of two saints martyred by Julian the Apostate
+is preserved here.’
+
+“I assured them that that was an error. I happen to have been reading
+just a few days ago a book about Julian the Apostate, and it turns out
+that that Emperor was an admirable man, good, generous, brave, full of
+virtues; but the Christians had reason for calumniating him and they
+calumniated him. All Julian’s persecutions of Christians are logical
+repressions of people that were disturbing public order, and the phrase,
+Vencisti, Galileo, is a pious fraud. Julian was a philosopher, he
+loved science, hygiene, cleanliness, peace, in a world of hysterical
+worshipers of corpses, who wanted to live in ignorance, filth, and
+prayer.
+
+“But Christianity, always a religion of hallucinated persons, of
+mystifiers, has never vacillated in singing the praises of parricides
+like Constantine, and in calumniating the memory of great men like
+Julian.
+
+“Susanna and her friend considered that the question of whether Julian
+has been calumniated by history, or not, was of no importance.
+
+“The truth is that I feel the same way.
+
+“From the Via di Santi Giovanni e Paolo we came out into a small square
+by a church, which has a little marble ship in front of its porch. We
+saw that his street is named after the _Navicella._”
+
+
+A ROYAL IDYLL.
+
+“By the side of the church of the Navicella, we passed the Villa Mattei,
+and Susanna wished to go in. What a beautiful property! What splendid
+terraces those in that garden are! What laurels! What lemon-trees! What
+old statues! What heavy shade of pines and live-oaks!
+
+“Kennedy, who has an admirable knowledge of every corner of Rome, has
+told me that at the beginning of the XIX Century the Villa Mattei was
+the property of Godoy. King Charles IV and his wife were in Rome, living
+in the Barberini Palace, and they spent their days in the seclusion of
+the Villa Mattei; and while the favourite and the Queen, who had now
+become a harpy, walked in those poetical avenues, bordered with box
+and laurel, the good Bourbon, now an old man, walked behind them, his
+forehead ornamented like a faun’s, enchanted to watch them; I don’t know
+whether he was playing the flute.
+
+“Susanna’s friend laughed at the thought of the good Charles IV, with
+his waistcoat and his long coat, and his satyr’s excrescences, and his
+rural flute; but the allusion did not find favour with Susanna, whether
+because she thought of her husband’s infidelities, or because she
+considered, that if her father gets to be the shoe-king, she will then
+have a certain spiritual relationship to the Bourbons. In the Villa
+Mattei we saw an _ediculo_, which rises at the edge of a terrace, amidst
+climbing plants. There, as an inscription says, Saint Philip Neri talked
+to his disciples of things divine. From the terrace one can see the
+Baths of Caracalla, and part of the Roman Campagna behind them.
+
+“We came out of the Villa Mattei and left the Piazza, della Navicella
+and came down through a place where there is a wall with arches, under
+which some beggars have built huts out of gasoline cans. There is an
+eating-place thereabouts called the Osteria di Porta Metronia.
+
+“Susanna’s friend consulted her book, and the result was that we found
+we were in the Vale of Egeria.
+
+“From there we came out by a narrow road running along a wall, not a
+very high one, over which green laurel branches projected. We saw an
+obelisk at the end of the road, and the entablature of Saint John the
+Lateran. The group of statues, reddish brown, silhouetted against the
+sky, made a very strange effect.
+
+“We started to go down by the Via di San Sisto Vecchio, which also runs
+along by a wall. At the bottom of the slope there is a mill, with a deep
+race. Susanna’s friend said she would enjoy bathing there.
+
+“We came out, at nightfall, almost opposite the Baths of Caracalla.
+
+“‘They ought to knock these ruins down altogether,’ I said.
+
+“‘Why so?’ asked Susanna.
+
+“‘Because they appear to be standing here to demonstrate the uselessness
+of human energy.’ Susanna was very little interested as to whether
+human energy is useful or useless.
+
+“I am, because my own energy forms a part of human energy, and for no
+other reason.
+
+“We came back past the Forum, but today we did not come upon any
+funerals. To demand that somebody should die every day and his corpse be
+carried out at twilight to feed tourists’ emotions, would, I think, be
+demanding too much.
+
+“When we reached her hotel, Susanna let her friend go up first; and as
+soon as we were alone, she looked at me expressively, placing one hand
+on her breast, and said to me, in nasal Spanish:
+
+“_‘Mi corazón arde en mucha llama.’_
+
+“I don’t believe it.”
+
+
+
+
+XXIV. TOURIST INTERLUDE
+
+TRAVELLING
+
+
+“Susanna said to me: ‘I have some inclination for you, but I don’t know
+you well enough. If you feel the same way, come with me. Let us travel
+together? I am with her, and nevertheless I am convinced that what I am
+doing is a piece of stupidity.
+
+“We spent this Sunday morning in the train. In the country we saw men at
+work with great oxen that had long twisted horns. In a swampy field some
+labourers were draining the ground with great effort. From the train we
+saw the island of Elba, and Capraia, and the sea as blue as indigo.
+
+“_‘Mare nostro,’_ said an elegant gentleman in a fluty voice, and
+pointed out something on the horizon which he said was Corsica, and he
+said that it can be seen from far away.
+
+“While all we useless, unoccupied persons gathered in the dining-car,
+the people in the fields kept on working, bent over in the mud, draining
+the marshes.
+
+“‘What a lot of effort those poor devils have to make to keep us alive.’
+I said.
+
+“‘We are not kept alive by them,’ retorted Susanna.
+
+“‘No, we live off of other slaves, who work for us,’ I answered her.
+‘Those out there serve to feed the officers, the effeminate priestlings,
+all the people that take part in the theatrical performance of the
+Vatican. Those unfortunates help to uphold the eight basilicas and the
+three hundred odd churches of Rome.’
+
+“Susanna shrugged her shoulders and smiled.”
+
+
+CLOSE TO
+
+“Travelling with a woman one does not love, no matter how very pretty
+she is, produces a series of disenchantments. It seems as if one kept
+seeking defects and analysing them under the microscope. During these
+days that I have been accompanying Susanna, I have discovered a lot of
+physical and moral imperfections in her. There are moments in which she
+cannot conceal an egoism and brutality which are truly disagreeable; and
+besides, she is tyrannical, vain, and tries always to have her own way.
+
+“We have been at Siena, which is a kind of Toledo, made up of narrow
+lanes. It was very hot. We were bored, especially she who has no
+artistic feeling.
+
+“We have spent two days in Florence, a night in Bologna, another night
+at Milan, and after vacillating as to whether it would be better to go
+to Lake Como or to Switzerland, we have come to Geneva to spend a few
+days.
+
+“Travelling like this in limited trains, one finds travelling more
+insipid than in any other fashion. All the sleeping-cars are alike, all
+the people alike, all the hotels alike. Really it is Stupid.
+
+“It is still more stupid travelling with a woman who attracts attention
+wherever she goes. She attracts attention, that is all; she doesn’t
+awaken any liking. She cannot comprehend why, being a beautiful and
+distinguished woman, she has nobody who cares for her disinterestedly.
+She notices that all the smart young men who aim for her are simply
+coming to the beautiful rich woman.
+
+“And she thinks they ought to be in ecstasies over her wit and over the
+repertory of ready-made phrases she keeps for conversation.”
+
+
+A TIRESOME HOTEL.
+
+“In this immense, luxurious hotel, situated two thousand odd metres
+above sea-level, as the announcement-cards stuck everywhere say, more
+than a hundred of us gather in the dining-room at lunch-time. The
+greatest coolness, the most frozen composure reigns among us.
+
+“It is obvious that, thus harboured and united by chance in this hotel,
+we disturb one another; a wall of prejudices and conventionalities
+separates us. The English old maids read their romantic novels; the
+German families talk among themselves; some Russian or other drinks
+champagne while he stares with vague and inexpressive eyes; and
+some swarthy man from a sultry country appears to be crushed by the
+lugubrious silence.
+
+“Through the windows one can see Lake Leman, closed in near here by
+mountains, blue like a great turquoise, ploughed by white, triangular
+sails. From time to time one hears the strident noise of a steamboat’s
+siren and the murmur of the funicular train.”
+
+
+A MODEST FAMILY
+
+“To this ostentatious hotel a family of modest air came two days ago.
+It was a family made up of five persons; two ladies, one of them plain,
+thin, spectacled, the other plumper and short; a merry girl, smiling
+and rosy, and a melancholy little girl, with a waxen face. They were
+accompanied by a man with a distinguished, weary manner.
+
+“They are all in mourning. They are English; they treat one another with
+an attractive affability. The short lady, mother of the two girls, was
+pressing the man’s hand and caressing it, during lunch the first day. He
+kept smiling in a gentle, tired way. No doubt he was unable to stay here
+long, for he did not appear that evening, and the four females were
+alone in the dining-room.
+
+“The two ladies and the fresh, blooming girl are much preoccupied about
+the pale little girl, so much so that they do not notice the interest
+they arouse among the guests. All the old ‘misses,’ loaded with jewels,
+watch the family in mourning, as if they were wondering: ‘How come they
+here, if their position is not so good as ours? How dare they mix among
+us, not being in our class?’
+
+“And it is a fact; they cannot be; there is something that shows that
+this family is not rich. Besides, and this is extraordinary enough, it
+seems that they haven’t come here to look down on others, or to give
+themselves airs, but to take walks and to look at the immaculate peaks
+of Mont Blanc. So one sees the two girls going out into the country
+without making an elaborate toilet, carrying a book or an orange in
+their hands, and coming back with bunches of flowers....”
+
+_TRAGEDY IN A HOTEL ROOM_
+
+“This morning at lunch only one of the ladies appeared in the
+dining-room.
+
+“‘Perhaps the others have gone off on some picnic,’ thought I.
+
+“In the evening at dinner, the tall woman with the glasses and the
+larger of the two girls were at table. They didn’t eat, and disquietude
+was painted on their faces; the girl had flushed cheeks and swollen
+eyes.
+
+“‘What can be happening to them?’ I asked myself.
+
+“At that juncture, in came the short lady, with two vials of medicine
+in her hand, and put them on the table. By what I could hear of the
+conversation, she had just come from Lausanne, where she had gone for
+the doctor. The melancholy little girl, the one with the waxen face,
+must be ill.
+
+“No doubt the family have come to Switzerland for the sake of the child,
+who is probably delicate, and have made a sacrifice to do so. That
+explains their modest air, and the rapid departure of the man who
+brought them.
+
+“The three women gazed sadly at one another. What can the poor child
+have? I remember nothing about her, except her hair parted in the
+middle, and the pallid colour of her bloodless skin, and nevertheless it
+makes me sad to think that she is sick.
+
+“I should like to offer myself to these women at this crisis; I should
+like to say to them: ‘I am a humble person, without money; but if I
+could be useful to you in any way, I would do it with all my heart; and
+that is more than I would do for this gang covered with brilliants.’
+
+“The German who eats at the next table to the family understands what is
+happening, and he leaves off eating to look at them, and then looks at
+me with his blue eyes. At last he shrugs his shoulders, lowers his head,
+and empties a glass of wine at one gulp.
+
+“The three women rise and go to their rooms. One hears them coming and
+going in the corridor; then a waiter takes their dinner upstairs.
+
+“And while the family are desolate up there, down here in the ‘hall’ the
+‘misses’ keep on looking at one another contemptuously, exhibiting rings
+that sparkle on their fingers, and which would keep hundreds of people
+alive; and while they are weeping upstairs, down here a blond Yankee
+woman, with a large blue hat, a friend of Susanna’s, who flirts with a
+youth from Chicago, is laughing heartily, showing a set of white teeth
+in which there shines a chip of gold.”
+
+_SUSANNA DOES NOT UNDERSTAND_
+
+“I have spoken to Susanna about the poor English girl, who, they say, is
+dying; and she has bidden me not to tell her sad things. She cannot bear
+other people’s suffering. She says she is more sensitive than others.
+How very comical!
+
+“This fine lady, who thinks herself so witty and so sensitive, has
+an inner skin like a hippopotamus; she is covered with a magnificent
+egoism, which must be at least of galvanized steel. Her armour protects
+her against the action of other people’s miseries and pains.
+
+“This woman, so beautiful, is of a grotesque egotism; one understands
+her husband’s despising her.
+
+“I am leaving her with her millions and going away to Spain.”
+
+
+
+
+
+PART TWO. CASTRO DURO
+
+
+
+
+I. ARRIVAL. _CÆSAR IN ACTION_
+
+
+During the night Cæsar Moncada and Alzugaray chatted in the train.
+Alzugaray was praising this first Quixotic sally of his friend’s.
+
+“We are going to cross the Rubicon, Cæsar,” he said, as he got into the
+train.
+
+“We shall see.”
+
+Many times Alzugaray had heard Cæsar explain his plans, but he had no
+great confidence in their realization. Nor did this particular moment
+seem to him opportune for beginning the campaign. Everybody believed
+that the Liberal Ministry was stronger than ever; people were still away
+for the summer; nothing was doing.
+
+Nevertheless, Cæsar insisted that the crisis was imminent, and that it
+was the precise moment for him to enter politics. With this object he
+was taking a letter from Alarcos, the leader of the Conservatives, to
+Don Calixto García Guerrero.
+
+“Your Don Calixto will be at San Sebastian or at some water-cure,” said
+Alzugaray, taking his seat in the train.
+
+“It’s all the same to me. I intend to follow him until I find him,”
+ answered Cæsar.
+
+“And you are decided to run as a Conservative?”
+
+“Of course.”
+
+“I hope you won’t be sorry later.”
+
+“Pshaw! Later one jumps into the position that suits one. On these first
+rungs of political life, either you have to have great luck, or you have
+to go like a grasshopper, first here, then there. That is the take-off,
+and when you are there all the ambitious mediocrities unite against you
+if you have any talent. Naturally, I do not intend to do anything to
+exhibit mine. Spanish politics are like a pond; a strong, healthy stick
+of wood goes to the bottom; a piece of bark or cork or a sheaf of straw
+stays on the surface. One has to disguise oneself as a cork.”
+
+“And later you will go on and make yourself known.”
+
+“Naturally. Since I find myself in the vein for making comparisons, I
+will say that in Spanish politics we have a case like those in the old
+comedies of intrigue, where the lackeys pretend to be gentlemen. When I
+am once among the gentlemen, I shall know how to prove that I am more a
+master than the people surrounding me.”
+
+“How conceited you are.”
+
+“The confidence one feels in oneself,” said Cæsar ironically.
+
+“But have you really got it, or do you only pretend to have?”
+
+“What matter whether I have it or haven’t it, if I behave as if I had
+it?”
+
+“It matters a lot. It matters whether you are calm or not in the moment
+of danger.”
+
+“Calmness is the muse that inspires me. I haven’t it in my thoughts, but
+in active life you shall see me!”
+
+The two friends stretched themselves out in their first-class
+compartment, and lay half asleep until dawn, when they got up again.
+
+The train was running rapidly across the flat country; the yellow
+sunlight shone into the car; through the newly sowed fields rode men on
+horseback.
+
+“These are not my dominions yet,” said Cæsar.
+
+“We have two more stations till Castro Duro,” responded Alzugaray,
+consulting the time-table. They took off their caps, put them into the
+bag, Cæsar put on a fresh collar, and they sat down by the window.
+
+“It is ugly enough, eh?” said Alzugaray.
+
+“Naturally,” replied Cæsar. “What do you want; that there should be
+some of those green landscapes like in your country, which for my part
+irritate me?”
+
+
+THE CLASSIC STAGECOACH
+
+
+They arrived at Castro Duro. In the station they saw groups of peasants.
+The travellers with their baggage went out of the station. There were
+two shabby coaches at the door.
+
+“Are you going to the Comercio?” asked one driver.
+
+“No, they are going to the España,” said the other.
+
+“Then you two know more than we do,” answered Alzugaray, “because we
+don’t know where to go.”
+
+“To the Comercio!”
+
+“To the España!”
+
+“Whose coach is this one?” asked Cæsar, pointing to the less dirty of
+the two.
+
+“The Comercio’s.”
+
+“All right, then we are going to the Comercio.”
+
+The coach, in spite of being the better of the two, was a rickety,
+worn-out old omnibus, with its windows broken and spotted. It was drawn
+by three skinny mules, full of galls. Cæsar and Alzugaray got in and
+waited. The coachman, with the whip around his neck, and a young man who
+looked a bit like a seminarian, began to chat and smoke.
+
+At the end of five minutes’ waiting, Cæsar asked:
+
+“Well, aren’t we going?”
+
+“In a moment, sir.”
+
+The moment stretched itself out a good deal. A priest arrived, so fat
+that he would have filled the vehicle all alone; then a woman from the
+town with a basket, which she held on her knees; then the postman got in
+with his bag; the driver closed the little window in the coach door, and
+continued joking with the young man who looked a bit like a seminarian
+and with one of the station men.
+
+“We are in a hurry,” said Alzugaray.
+
+“We are going now, sir. All right. Good-bye!”
+
+“Good-bye!” answered the station man and the seminarian.
+
+The driver got up on his seat, cracked his whip, and the vehicle began
+to move, with a noisy swaying and a trembling of all its wood and glass.
+A very thick cloud of dust arose in the road.
+
+“Ya, ya, Coronela!” yelled the driver. “Why do you keep getting where
+you oughtn’t to get? Damn the mule! Montesina, I am going to give you a
+couple of whacks. Get on there, Coronela! Get up, get up.... All right!
+All right!... That’s enough.... That’s enough.... Let it alone, now! Let
+it alone, now!”
+
+“What an amount of oratory that man is wasting,” exclaimed Cæsar; “he
+must think that the mules are going to go better for the efforts of his
+throat. It would be an advantage if he had stronger beasts, instead of
+these dying ones.”
+
+The other travellers paid no attention to his observation, and Alzugaray
+said:
+
+“These drivers drip oratory.”
+
+While the shabby coach was going along the highway which encircles
+Castro hill, to the sound of the bells and the cracking of the whip, it
+was possible to remain seated in the vehicle with comparative ease; but
+on reaching the town’s first steep, crooked, rough-cobbled street, the
+swinging and tossing were such that the travellers kept falling one upon
+another.
+
+The first street kept getting rapidly narrower, and as it grew narrower,
+the crags in its paving were sharper and more prominent. At the highest
+part of the street, in the middle, stood a two-wheeled cart blocking the
+way. The coachman got down, from his seat and started a long discussion
+with the carter, as to who was under obligations to make way.
+
+“What idiots!” exclaimed Cæsar, irritated; then, calmer, he murmured,
+addressing Alzugaray, “The truth is, these people don’t care about doing
+anything but talk.”
+
+As the discussion between the coachman and the carter gave signs of
+never ending, Cæsar said:
+
+“Come along,” and then, addressing the man with the bag, he asked him,
+“Is it far from here to the inn?”
+
+“No; it is right here, in the house where the café is.” THE INN
+
+
+Sure enough, the inn was only a step away. They went into the damp, dark
+entrance, up the crooked stairs, and down the corridor to the kitchen.
+
+“Good morning, good morning!” they shouted.
+
+Nobody appeared.
+
+“Might it be on the second floor?” asked Alzugaray.
+
+“Let’s go see.”
+
+They went up to the next floor, entered by a gallery of red brick, which
+was falling to pieces, and called several times. An old woman, from
+inside a dark bedroom where she was sweeping, bade them go down to the
+dining-room, where she would bring them breakfast.
+
+The dining-room had balconies toward the country, and was full of sun;
+the bedrooms they were taken to, on the other hand, were dark, gloomy,
+and cavernous. Alzugaray requested the old woman to show them the other
+vacant chambers, and chose two on the second floor, which were lighter
+and airier.
+
+The old woman told them she hadn’t wanted to take them there, because
+there was no paper on the walls.
+
+“No doubt, in Castro, the prospect of bed-bugs is an agreeable
+prospect,” said Cæsar.
+
+After he had washed and dressed, Cæsar started out to find and capture
+Don Calixto, and Alzugaray went to take a stroll around the town. It was
+agreed that they should each explore the region in his own way.
+
+
+
+
+II. CASTRO DURO
+
+THE MORNING
+
+
+In these severe old Castilian towns there is one hour of ideal peace and
+serenity. That is the early morning. The cocks are still crowing, the
+sound of the church bells is scattered on the air, and the sun begins to
+penetrate into the streets in gusts of light. The morning is a flood of
+charity that falls upon the yellowish town.
+
+The sky is blue, the air limpid, pure, and diaphanous; the transparent
+atmosphere scarcely admits effects of perspective, and its ethereal
+mass makes the outlines of the houses, of the belfries, of the eaves,
+vibrate. The cold breeze plays at the cross-streets, and amuses itself
+by twisting the stems of the geraniums and pinks that flame on the
+balconies. Everywhere there is an odour of cistus and of burning broom,
+which comes from the ovens where the bread is baked, and an odour of
+lavender that comes from the house entries.
+
+The town yawns and awakes; some priests pass, on their way to church;
+pious women come out of their houses; and market men and women begin to
+arrive from the villages nearby. The bells make that _tilín-talán_ so
+sad, which seems confined to these dead towns. In the main street the
+shops open; a boy hangs up the dresses, the sandals, the caps, on the
+façade, reaching them up with a stick. Droves of mules are seen in front
+of the grain-shops; some charcoal-burners go by, selling charcoal; and
+peasant women lead, by their halters, little burros loaded with jars and
+pans.
+
+One hears all the hawksters’ cries, all the clatter characteristic of
+that town. The milk-vendor, the honey-vendor, the chestnut-vendor, each
+has his own traditional theme. The candlestick-maker produces a sonorous
+peal from two copper candlesticks, the scissors-grinder whistles on his
+flute....
+
+Then, at midday, hawksters and peasants disappear, the sun shines
+hotter, and the afternoon is tiresome and enervating.
+
+
+FROM THE MIRADERO
+
+
+Castro Duro is situated on a hill of red earth.
+
+One goes up to the town by a dusty highway, with the remains of little
+trees which one Europeanizing mayor planted, and which all died; or else
+by zigzag paths, up which saddle-animals and beasts of burden usually
+go.
+
+From the plain Castro Duro stands out in silhouette against the sky,
+between two high, many-sided edifices, one of a honey yellow, old and
+respectable, the church; the other white, overgrown, modern, the prison.
+
+These two pillars of society are conspicuous from all sides, from
+whatsoever point on the plain one looks at Castro Duro.
+
+The town was an old important city, and has, from afar, a seigniorial
+air; from nearby, on the contrary, it presents that aspect of caked dust
+which all the Castilian cities in ruin have; it is wide, spread out,
+formed for the most part of lanes and little squares, with low crooked
+houses that have blackish, warped roofs.
+
+From the promenade beside the church, which is called the Miradero, one
+can see the great valley that surrounds Castro, a plain without an end,
+flat and empty. At the foot of the hill that supports the city, a broad
+river, which formerly kissed the old walls, marks a huge S with a sand
+border.
+
+The water of the river covers the beach in winter, and leaves it half
+uncovered in summer. At intervals on the river banks grow little groves
+of poplar, which are mirrored on the tranquil surface of the water. A
+very long bridge of more than twenty arches crosses from one shore to
+the other.
+
+The hill that serves as pedestal for the historic city has very
+different aspects; from one side it is seen terraced into steps, formed
+of small parcels of land held up by rough stone walls. On these landings
+there are thickets of vines and a few almond-trees, which grow even out
+of the spaces between the stones.
+
+On another part of the hill, called the Trenches, the whole ground is
+broken by great cuttings, which in other days were no doubt used for the
+defence of the city. Near the trenches are to be seen the remains of
+battlemented walls, tiles, and ruins of an ancient settlement, perhaps
+destroyed by the waters of the river which in time undermined its
+foundations.
+
+From the Miradero one sees the bridge below, as from a balloon, with
+men, riding horses, and carts going over it, all diminished by the
+distance. Women are washing clothes and spreading them in the sun, and
+in the evening horses and herds of goats are drinking at the river
+brink.
+
+The great plain, the immense flat land, contains cultivated fields,
+square, oblong, varying in colour with the seasons, from the light green
+of barley to the gold of wheat and the dirty yellow of stubble. Near the
+river are truck-gardens and orchards of almonds and other fruit trees.
+
+In the afternoon, looking from the Miradero, from the height where
+Castro stands, one feels overcome by this sea of earth, by the vast
+horizon, and the profound silence. The cocks toss their metallic crowing
+into the air; the clock-bells mark the hours with a sad, slow clang; and
+at evening the river, brilliant in its two or three fiery curves, grows
+pale and turns to blue. On clear days the sunset has extraordinary
+magic. The entire town floats in a sea of gold. The Collegiate church
+changes from yellow to lemon colour, and at times to orange; and there
+are old walls which take on, in the evening light, the colour of bread
+well browned in the oven. And the sun disappears into the plain, and the
+Angelus bell sounds through the immense space.
+
+
+THE TOWN
+
+
+Castro Duro has a great many streets, as many as an important capital.
+By only circling the Square one can count the Main Street, Laurel
+Street, Christ Street, Merchants’ Street, Forge Street, Shoemakers’
+Street, Loafing Street, Penitence Wall, and Chain Street.
+
+These streets are built with large brick houses and small adobe houses.
+Pointed cobbles form the pavement, and leave a dirty open sewer in the
+middle.
+
+The large houses have two granite columns on their facades, on either
+side of the door, and these columns as well as the stones of the
+threshold take on a violet tinge from the lees of wine the inhabitants
+have the custom of putting on the sidewalks to dry.
+
+Many of the big houses in Castro boast a large ‘scutcheon over the door,
+little crazy towers with iron weather-cocks on the roof; and some of
+them a huge stork’s nest.
+
+The streets remote from the centre of town have no paving, and their
+houses are low, built of adobe, and continued by yards, over whose
+mud-walls appear the branches of fig-trees.
+
+These houses lean forward or backward, and they have worn-out balconies,
+staircases which hold up through some prodigy of stability, and old
+grills, crowned with a cross and embellished with big flowers of wrought
+iron.
+
+The two principal monuments of Castro Duro are the Great Church and the
+palace.
+
+The Great Church is Romanesque, of a colour between yellow and brown,
+gilded by the sun. It stands high, at one extremity of the hill, like a
+sentinel watching the valley. The solid old fabric has rows of crenels
+under the roof, which shows its warlike character.
+
+The principal dome and the smaller ones are ribbed, like almost all the
+Romanesque churches of Spain.
+
+The round apse exhibits ornamental half columns, divers rosettes, and a
+number of raised figures, and masonic symbols. In the interior of the
+church the most notable thing to be seen is the Renaissance altar-piece
+and a Romanesque arch that gives entrance to the baptistery.
+
+The second archeological monument of the town is the ancient palace of
+the Dukes of Castro Duro.
+
+The palace, a great structure of stone and now blackened brick, rises at
+the side of the town-hall, and has, like it, an arcade on the Square. In
+the central balcony there are monumental columns, and on top of them
+two giants of corroded stone, with large clubs, who appear to guard the
+‘scutcheon; one end of the building is made longer by a square tower.
+
+The palace wears the noble air given to old edifices by the large spread
+of wall containing windows very far apart, very small, and very much
+ornamented.
+
+From the inscriptions on its various escutcheons one can gather that it
+was erected by the Duke of Castro Duro and his wife, Doña Guiomar.
+
+In the rear of the palace, like a high belvedere built on the rampart,
+there appears a gallery formed of ten round arches, supported on slender
+pilasters. Below the gallery are the remains of a garden, with ramps and
+terraces and a few old statues. The river comes almost to the foot of
+the gardens.
+
+Today the palace belongs to Don Calixto García Guerrero, Count de la
+Sauceda.
+
+Don Calixto and his family have no necessity for the whole of this big
+palace to live in, and have been content to renovate the part fronting
+on the Calle Mayor. They have had new belvederes built in, and have
+given over the apartments looking on the Square and the Calle del Cristo
+to the Courts and the school.
+
+Another great building, which astonishes every one that stops over at
+Castro Duro, by its size, is the Convent of la Merced. It has been half
+destroyed by a fire. In the groins there remain some large Renaissance
+brackets, and in one wing of the edifice, inhabited by the nuns, there
+are windows with jalousies and a rather lofty tower terminating in a
+weather-cock and a cross.
+
+
+LIFE AT CASTRO
+
+
+Castro Duro is principally a town of farmers and carriers. Its municipal
+limits are very extensive; the plain surrounding it is fertile enough.
+In winter there are many foggy days, and then the flat land looks like
+a sea, in which hillocks and groves float like islands. Wine and
+cultivated fruits constitute the principal riches of Castro. The wine is
+sharp, badly made; there is one thick dark variety which always tastes
+of tar, and one light variety which they reinforce with alcohol and
+which they call aloque.
+
+Autumn is the period of greatest animation in the town; the harvest
+gets stowed away, the vintage made, the sweet almonds are gathered and
+shelled in the porticoes.
+
+Formerly in all the houses of rich and poor, the murk of the grapes
+was boiled in a still and a somewhat bitter brandy thus manufactured.
+Whether in consequence of the brandy, or of the unusual amount of money
+about, or of both, the fact is that at that period a great passion for
+gambling developed in Castro and more crimes were committed then than
+during all the rest of the year.
+
+The industrial processes in Castro are primitive; everything is made
+by hand, and the Castrian people imagine that this establishes a
+superiority. In the environs of the town there are an electrical plant,
+a brickyard, various mills, and lime and plaster kilns.
+
+The town’s commerce is more extended than its industries, although no
+more prosperous. In the Square and in the Calle Mayor, under the
+arcades white goods are sold and woollens, and there are hat-shops
+and silversmiths, one alongside the other. The shopkeepers hang their
+merchandise in the arches, the saddlers and harness-makers decorate
+their entrances with head-stalls and straps, and those that have no
+archway put up awnings. In the Square there are continually stalls set
+up for earthenware jars and pitchers and for articles in tin.
+
+In the outlying streets there are inns, at whose doors five or six mules
+with their heads together are almost constantly to be seen; there are
+crockery stores containing brooms and every kind of jug and glazed pan;
+there are little shops in doorways holding big baskets full of grain;
+there are dark taverns, which are also eating-houses, to which the
+peasants go to eat on market days, and whose signs are strings of dried
+pimentoes and cayenne peppers or an elm branch. In the written signs
+there is a truly Castilian charm, chaste and serene. At the Riojano oven
+one reads: “‘Bred’ baked for all ‘commers.’” And at the Campico inn it
+says: “Wine served by Furibis herself.” The shops and the inns have
+picturesque names too. There is the Sign of the Moor, and the Sign of
+the Jew, and the Sign of the Lion, and one of the Robbers.
+
+The streets of Castro, especially those near the centre, where the crowd
+is greater, are dirty and ill-smelling in summer. Clouds of flies hover
+about and settle on the pairs of blissfully sleeping oxen; the sun
+pours down his blinding brilliance; not a soul passes, and only a few
+greyhounds, white and black, elegant and sad, rove about the streets...
+
+In all seasons, at twilight, a few young gentlemen promenade in the
+Square. At nine at night in the winter, and at ten in summer, begins the
+reign of the watchmen with their dramatic and lamentable cry.
+
+* * * * *
+
+Alzugaray gave Cæsar these details by degrees, while they were both
+seated in the hotel getting ready to dine.
+
+“And the type? The ethnic type? What is it, according to you?” asked
+Cæsar.
+
+“A type rather thin than fat, supple, with an aquiline nose, black
+eyes...”
+
+“Yes, the Iberian type,” said Cæsar, “that is how it struck me too.
+Tall, supple, dolichocephalic... It seems to me one can try to put
+something through in this town...”
+
+
+
+
+III. CÆSAR’S LABOURS
+
+FIRST STEPS
+
+
+“And what have you been doing all day? Tell me.”
+
+“I think, my dear Alzugaray,” said Cæsar, “that I can say, like my
+namesake Julius: ‘Veni, vidi, vice.’”
+
+“The devil! The first day?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Show me. What happened?”
+
+“I left the house and entered the café downstairs. There was no one
+there but a small boy, from whom I ordered a bottle of beer and asked if
+there was a newspaper published here. He told me yes, the _Castro Mail_,
+an independent weekly. I bade him fetch me a copy, even an old one, and
+he brought me these two. I gave them a glance, and then, as if it didn’t
+interest me much, I questioned the lad about Don Calixto.
+
+“The first impression I obtained was that Don Calixto is the most
+influential person in the town; the second, that besides him, either
+with him or against him, there is a Señor Don Platón Peribáñez, almost
+as influential as Don Calixto. Afterwards I read the two numbers of the
+Castro periodical attentively, and from this reading I gathered that
+there is a somewhat hazy question here about an Asylum, where it
+seems some irregularities have been committed. There is a Republican
+book-dealer, who is a member of the Council, and on whom the Workmen’s
+Club depends, and he has asked for information as to the facts from the
+Municipality, and the followers of Don Calixto and of Don Platón oppose
+this suggestion as an attack on the good-birth, the honour, and the
+reputation of such respectable personages.
+
+“Having verified these pieces of news, which are of interest for me, I
+packed off to church and heard the whole eleven o’clock mass.”
+
+“Mighty good! You are quite a man.”
+
+“Mass ended, I went over to the Baptistery arch and stood there
+examining it, as if I felt the most terrible symptoms of enthusiasm for
+carved stone. Afterwards I went into the big chapel, which serves also
+as a pantheon for the Dukes of Castro Duro, whose tombs you find in
+the side niches of the presbytery. These niches are decorated with an
+efflorescence of Gothic, which is most gay and pretty, and among all
+this stone filigree you see the recumbent statues of a number of knights
+and one bishop, who to judge by his sword must have been a warrior too.
+
+“Nobody remained in the church; the priest, a nice old man, fixed his
+eyes on me and asked me what I thought of the arch. And having prepared
+my lesson, I talked about the Romanesque of the XII and XIII Centuries
+like a professor, and then he took me into the sacristy and showed me
+two paintings on wood which I told him were XV Century.
+
+“‘So they say,’ the priest agreed. ‘Do you think they are Italian or
+German?’
+
+“‘Italian certainly, North Italian.’ I might as well have said South
+German, but I had to decide for something.
+
+“‘And they must be worth...? he then asked me with eagerness.
+
+“‘My dear man; according,’ I told him. ‘A dealer would offer you a
+hundred or two hundred pesetas apiece. In London or New York, well
+placed, they might be worth twenty or thirty thousand francs.’
+
+“The ‘pater’ shot fire out of his eyes.
+
+“‘And what would one have to do about it?’ he asked me.
+
+“‘My dear man, I think one would have to take some good photographs and
+send them to various trades-people and to the museums in the United
+States.’
+
+“‘Would it be necessary to write in English?’
+
+“‘Yes, it would be the most practical thing.’ “‘I don’t think there is
+anybody here that knows how....’
+
+“‘I would do it, with great pleasure.’
+
+“‘But are you going to be here for some time?’
+
+“‘Yes, it is probable.’
+
+“He asked me what I came to Castro Duro for, and I told him that I had
+no other object than to visit Don Calixto García Guerrero.
+
+“Astonishment on the priest’s face.
+
+“‘You know him?’
+
+“‘Yes, I met him in Rome.’
+
+“‘Do you know where he lives?’
+
+“‘No.’
+
+“‘Then I will take you.’
+
+“The priest and I went out into the street. He wanted to give me the
+sidewalk, and I opposed that as if it were a crime. He told me he was
+more accustomed than I to walking on the cobble-stones; and finally, he
+on the sidewalk and I in the gutter, we arrived at Don Calixto’s house.”
+
+* * * * *
+
+“Was he at home?” asked Alzugaray.
+
+“Yes,” said Cæsar. “By the way, on the road there we bowed to the
+present Deputy to the Cortes, he who will be my opponent in the
+approaching election, Señor García Padilla.”
+
+“Dear man! What a coincidence! What sort is he?”
+
+“He is tall, with a reddish aquiline nose, a greyish moustache, full of
+cosmetic, a poor type.”
+
+“He is a Liberal?”
+
+“Yes, he is a Liberal, because Don Calixto is a Conservative. In his
+heart, nothing.”
+
+“Good. Go on.”
+
+_DON CALIXTO AT HOME_
+
+“As I was saying, Don Calixto was at home, in a large room on the ground
+floor, which serves as his office. Don Calixto is a tall, supple man,
+with the blackest of hair which is beginning to turn white on the
+temples, and a white moustache. He is at the romantic age of illusions,
+of hopes....” “How old is he?” asked Alzugaray.
+
+“He isn’t more than fifty-four,” Cæsar replied, sarcastically. “Don
+Calixto dresses in black, very fastidiously, and the effect is smart,
+but smacks of the notary. No matter what pains he takes to appear
+graceful and easy in manner, he doesn’t achieve the result; he has the
+inbred humility of one who has taken orders in a shop, either as a lad
+or as a man.
+
+“Don Calixto received me with great amiability, but with a certain air
+of reserve, as if to say: ‘In Rome I was a merry comrade to you, here I
+am a personage.’ We chatted about a lot of things, and before he could
+ask me what I wanted, I pulled out the letter and handed it to him. The
+old man put on his glasses, read attentively, and said:
+
+“‘Very good, very good; we will discuss it later.’
+
+“The priest of course thought that he was in the way, and he left.
+
+“When we were alone, Don Calixto said:
+
+“‘All right, Cæsar, I am happy to see you. I see that you remember our
+conversation in Rome. You must have lunch with me and my family.’
+
+“‘With great pleasure.’
+
+“‘I’ll go and tell them to put on another place.’
+
+“Don Calixto went out and left me alone. For a while I studied the
+boss’s office. On the wall, diplomas, appointments, in looking-glass
+frames; a genealogical tree, probably drawn day before yesterday; in a
+book-case, legal books...
+
+“Don Calixto came back; he asked me if I was tired, and I told him no,
+and when we had crossed the whole width of the house, which is huge, he
+showed me the garden. My boy, what a wonderful spot! It hangs over the
+river and it is a marvel. The highest part, which is the part they keep
+up, isn’t worth much; it is in lamentable style; just imagine, there is
+a fountain which is a tin negro that spurts out water from all parts.
+
+“However, the old part of the garden, the lower part, is lovely. There
+is a big tower standing guard over the river, now converted into a
+belvedere, with pomegranates, rose-bushes, and climbing plants all
+around it, and above all, there is an oleander that is a marvel...; it
+looks like a fire-work castle or a shower of flowers.”
+
+* * * * *
+
+“Leave that point,” said Alzugaray. “You are talking like a poor
+disciple of Ruskin’s.”
+
+“You are right. But when you see those gardens, you will be
+enthusiastic, too.”
+
+“Get ahead.”
+
+
+* * * * *
+
+
+THE POLITICAL POWERS OF CASTRO
+
+“During our promenade Don Calixto talked to me of the immense good he
+has done for the town and of the ingratitude he constantly receives for
+it.
+
+“While I listened, I recalled a little periodical in Madrid which had no
+other object than to furnish bombs at reasonable prices, and which said,
+speaking of a manufacturer in Catalonia: ‘Señor So-and-so is the most
+powerful boss in the province of Tarragona, and even at that there are
+those who dispute his bossdom.’
+
+“Don Calixto is astonished that when he has done the Castrians the
+honour to make them loans at eighty or ninety percent, they are not fond
+of him. After the garden we saw the house; I won’t tell you anything
+about it, I don’t want you to accuse me again of being a Ruskinian.
+
+“When we reached the dining-room Don Calixto said: ‘I am going to
+present you to my family.’
+
+“Thereupon, entrance, ceremonies, bows on my part, smiles... _toute
+la lyre_. Don Calixto’s wife is an insignificant fat woman; the two
+daughters insipid, ungainly, not at all pretty; and with them was a
+little girl of about fifteen or sixteen, a niece of Don Calixto’s, a
+veritable little devil, named Amparo. This Amparo is a tiny, flat-faced
+creature, with black eyes, and extraordinarily vivacious and
+mischievous. During dinner I succeeded in irritating the child.
+
+“I talked gravely with Don Calixto and his wife and daughters about
+Madrid, about the theatrical companies that come to this town, about
+their acquaintances at the Capital.
+
+“The child interrupted us, bringing us the cat and putting a little bow
+on him, and then making him walk on the key-board of the piano.
+
+“At half-past one we went to the dining-room. Dinner was kilometres
+long; and the conversation turned on Rome and Paris. Don Calixto drank
+more and more, I, too; and at the end of the meal there was a bit of
+toasting, from which my political intentions were made manifest.
+
+“The elder daughter, whose name is Adela, asked me if I liked music. I
+told her yes, almost closing my eyes, as if deliriously, and we went
+into the drawing-room. Without paying attention, I listened, during
+the horrors of digestion, to a number of sonatas, now and then saying:
+‘Magnificent! How wonderful that is!’
+
+“The father was enchanted, the mother enchanted, the sister likewise;
+the little girl was the one who stared at me with questioning black
+eyes. She must have been thinking: ‘What species of bird is this?’ I
+believe the damned child realized that I was acting a comedy.
+
+“About four the ladies and I went out into the garden. Don Calixto has
+the habit of taking an afternoon nap, and he left us. I succeeded in
+bringing myself to, in the open air. Don Calixto’s wife showed me over
+an abandoned part of the house, in which there is an old kitchen as big
+as a cathedral, with a stone chimney like a high altar, with the arms
+of the Dukes of Castro. We chatted, I was very pleasant to the mother,
+courteous to the daughters, and coldly indifferent with the little
+niece. I was bored, after having exhausted all subjects of conversation,
+when Don Calixto reappeared and carried me off to his office.
+
+“The conference was important; he explained the situation of the
+Conservative forces of the district to me. These forces are represented,
+principally, by three men: Don Calixto, a Señor Don Platón, and a friar.
+Don Calixto represents the modern Conservative tendency and is, let us
+say, the Cánovas of the district; with him are the rich members of the
+Casino, the superior judge, the doctors, the great proprietors, etc.
+Don Platón Peribáñez, a silversmith in the Calle Mayor, represents the
+middle-class Conservatives; his people are less showy, but more in
+earnest and better disciplined; this Platonian or Platonic party is made
+up of chandlers, silversmiths, small merchants, and the poor priests.
+The friar, who represents the third Conservative nucleus, is Father
+Martin Lafuerza. Father Martin is prior of the Franciscan monastery,
+which was established here after the Order was expelled from Filinas.
+
+“Father Martin is an Ultramontanist up to the eyes. He directs priests,
+friars, nuns, sisters, and is the absolute master of a town nearby
+called Cidones, where the women are very pious.
+
+“Despite their piety, the reputation of those ladies cannot be very
+good, because there is a proverb, certainly not very gallant: ‘Don’t get
+either a wife or a mule at Cidones; neither a wife nor a mule nor a pig
+at Griñón.’
+
+“Opposed to these three Conservative nuclei are the friends of the
+present Deputy, who amount to no more than the official element, which
+is always on the ruling side, and a small guerilla band that meets in
+the Workingmen’s Casino, and is composed principally of a Republican
+bookseller, an apothecary who invents explosives, also Republican, an
+anarchist doctor, a free-thinking weaver, and an innkeeper whom they
+call Furibis, who is also a smuggler and a man with hair on his chest.”
+
+
+
+_DON PLATÓN PERIBÁÑEZ_
+
+“After having given me these data, Don Calixto told me that by counting
+on Señor Peribáñez, the election was almost sure; and since the quicker
+things go the better, he proposed that we should go to see him, and I
+immediately agreed.
+
+“Don Platón Peribáñez has a silver-shop fitted up in the old style; a
+small show-window, full of rattles, Moorish anklets, necklaces, little
+crosses, et cetera; a narrow, dark shop, then a long passage, and at the
+rear, a workroom with a window on a court.
+
+“As his assistant in the silver-shop, Don Platón has a boy who is a
+nonsuch. I believe that if you took him to London and exhibited him,
+saying beforehand: ‘Bear in mind, gentlemen, that this is not a monkey
+or an anthropoid, but a man,’ you would rake in a mad amount of pounds
+sterling.
+
+“We went into Don Platón’s little shop, we asked the young macaco for
+him, and we passed on into the workshop.
+
+“Señor Peribáñez is a man of medium stature, dressed in black, with a
+trimmed white beard, grey eyes, and modest manners. He speaks coldly,
+thinks closely of what he is saying; he has a monotonous, slow voice,
+and nothing escapes him.
+
+“Don Calixto presented me to him; the silversmith gave me his hand as if
+with a certain repugnance, and the boss explained who I was and what I
+was after.
+
+“Don Platón said that he could not reply categorically without
+consulting with his friends and with Father Martín. The Father has other
+candidates; one the Duke of Castro himself; and the other a rich farmer
+of the town.
+
+“The Duke of Castro presents no other drawback than that he has been
+arrested in Paris for an insignificant swindle he has committed; but
+it seems that a rich Cuban wants to get him out of his difficulties on
+condition that he will marry his daughter.
+
+“If he comes out of jail and gets married, then they will nominate him
+as Deputy from here.
+
+“I said to Don Platón, in case the worthy Duke does not come out of
+jail, would he have difficulties over my being his candidate. He replied
+that I am very young, and after many circumlocutions he said flatly that
+he doesn’t know if I would be accepted or not as a candidate by his
+followers; but in case I were, the conditions precedent would be: first,
+that I would not interfere in any way in the affairs of the district,
+which would be ventilated in the town, as previously; secondly, that I
+should bear the costs of the election, which would amount approximately
+to some ten thousand pesetas.
+
+“Don Calixto looked at me questioningly, and I smiled in a way to make
+it understood that I agreed, and after extracting a promise from Don
+Platón that he will give us a definite answer this week, we took leave
+of him and went to the Casino.
+
+“There I was introduced to the judge, an Andalusian who has a spotless
+reputation for veniality, and to the mayor, who is a rich farmer; and
+the most important persons of the town being thus gathered at one table,
+we chatted about politics, women, and gambling.
+
+“I told them a number of tales; I told them that I once lost ten
+thousand dollars at Monte Carlo, playing with two Russian princes and a
+Yankee millionairess; I talked to them about the mysteries and crimes of
+gambling houses and of those great centres of pleasure, and I left them
+speechless. At half-past nine, with a terrible headache, I came back
+here. I think I have not lost a day, eh?”
+
+“No! The devil! What speed!” exclaimed Alzugaray.
+
+“But you are not eating any supper. Don’t you intend to take anything?”
+
+“No. I am going to see if I can sleep. Listen, day after tomorrow we are
+both invited to dine at Don Calixto’s.”
+
+“Me, too?”
+
+“Yes; I told them that you are a rich tourist, and they want to know
+you.”
+
+“And what am I to do there?”
+
+“You can study these people, as an entomologist studies insects. Listen,
+it wouldn’t do any harm if you took a walk to that town near here, named
+Cidones, to see if you can find out what sort of bird this Father Martin
+is.”
+
+“All right.”
+
+“And if you don’t mind, go into that Republican bookseller’s shop, under
+any pretext, and talk to him.”
+
+“I will do so.”
+
+“Then, till tomorrow!”
+
+“You are going now?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Goodnight, then.”
+
+Cæsar left his room and marched off to sleep.
+
+
+
+
+IV. THE BOOKSELLER AND THE ANARCHISTS
+
+
+The following day, very early in the morning, Alzugaray went to a
+livery-stable which they had directed him to at the hotel, and asked to
+hire a horse. They brought him a large, old one; he mounted, and crossed
+the town more slowly than if he had been on foot, and set out for
+Cidones.
+
+On reaching that town, he left the horse at a blacksmith’s and went up
+through the narrow lanes of Cidones, which are horribly long, dark, and
+steep.
+
+Then he ascended to la Peña, the rock on which the Franciscan monastery
+stands; but was unable to obtain any fresh information about Father
+Martin and his friars. The people with whom he talked were not disposed
+to unbosom themselves, and he preferred not to insist, so as not to be
+suspected.
+
+Afterwards he went down to Cidones again and returned to Castro Duro.
+Cæsar was still in bed. Alzugaray went into his room.
+
+“Don’t you intend to get up?” he asked him.
+
+“No.”
+
+“Don’t you intend to eat, either?”
+
+“Neither.”
+
+“Are you sick?”
+
+“No.”
+
+“What is the matter with you? Laziness?”
+
+“Something like that.”
+
+Alzugaray ate alone, and after he had had coffee, he directed his steps
+to the bookstore of the Republican councilman, of whom Cæsar had spoken
+to him. He found it in a corner of the Square; and it was at the same
+time a stationer’s shop and a newsdealer’s. Behind the counter were an
+old man and a lad.
+
+Alzugaray went in. He bought various Madrid periodicals from the lad,
+and then addressing the old man, asked him:
+
+“Haven’t you some sort of a map of the province, or of the neighbourhood
+of Castro Duro?”
+
+“No, sir, there isn’t one.”
+
+“Nor a guidebook, perhaps?”
+
+“Nor that either. At the townhall we have a map of the town....”
+
+“Only of the part built up?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Then it would do me no good.”
+
+“You want a map for making excursions, eh?”
+
+“That’s it. Yes.”
+
+“Well, there is none. We are very much behind the times.”
+
+“Yes, that’s true. It wouldn’t cost very much, and it would be useful
+for ever, both to the people here and to strangers.”
+
+“Just tell that to our town government!” exclaimed the old bookseller.
+“Whatever is not for the advantage of the rich and the clerical element,
+there is no hope of.”
+
+“Those gentlemen have a great deal of influence here?” asked Alzugaray.
+
+“Uf! Enormous. More every day.”
+
+“But there don’t appear to be many convents.”
+
+“No, there are not many convents; but there is one that counts for a
+hundred, and that is the one at Cidones.”
+
+“Why is that?”
+
+“Because it has a wild beast for a prior. Father Martín Lafuerza. He is
+famous all through this region. And he is a man of talent, there’s no
+denying it, but despotic and exigent. He is into everything, catechizes
+the women, dominates the men. There is no way to fight against him. Here
+am I with this bookshop, and I have my pension as a lieutenant, which
+gives me enough to live very meanly, and with what little I get out of
+the periodicals I scrape along. Besides, I am a Republican and very
+liberal, and I like propaganda. If I didn’t, I should have left all this
+long ago, because they have waged war to the death on me, an infamous
+sort of war which a person that lives in Madrid cannot understand;
+calumnies that come from no one knows where, atrocious accusations,
+everything....”
+
+Alzugaray stared at the bookseller’s grey eyes, which were
+extraordinarily bright. The old man was tall, stooped, grizzled, with a
+prominent nose and a beard trimmed to a point.
+
+“But you have stuck firmly to your post,” said Alzugaray.
+
+“Having been a soldier must do something for a man,” replied the
+bookseller. “He learns not to draw back in the face of danger. And this
+is my life. Now I am a councillor and I work at the town hall as much as
+I can, even though I know I shall accomplish nothing. Grafting goes on
+before my face, I know it exists, and yet it is impossible to find it.
+Six months ago I informed the judge of irregularities committed in a
+Sisters’ Asylum, things I had proof of.... The judge laid my information
+on the table, and things went on as if nothing had happened.”
+
+“Spain is in a bad way. It is a pity!” exclaimed Alzugaray.
+
+“You people in Madrid, and I don’t say this to irritate you, do not
+understand what goes on in the small towns.”
+
+“My dear man, I have never taken any part in political affairs.”
+
+“Well, I think that everybody ought to take part in politics, because it
+is for the general interest.”
+
+At this moment two persons entered the bookshop. Alzugaray was going to
+leave, but the bookseller said to him:
+
+“If you have nothing to do, sit down for a while.”
+
+Alzugaray sat down and examined the new arrivals. One of them was a
+skinny man, with bushy hair and whiskers; the other was a smooth-shaven
+party, short, cross-eyed, dressed in copper-coloured cloth edged with
+broad black braid.
+
+“_The Rebel_ hasn’t come?” asked the whiskered one.
+
+“No,” replied the bookseller. “It didn’t come out this week.”
+
+“They must have reported it,” said the whiskered one. “Yes, probably.”
+
+“Has the doctor been in?” the shaven, little man with the black braid
+asked in his turn.
+
+“No.”
+
+“All right. Let’s go see if we can find him in the club. Salutations!”
+
+“Good-bye.”
+
+“Who are those rascals?” asked Alzugaray, when they had gone out.
+
+“They are two anarchists that we have here, who accuse me of being a
+bourgeois... ha... ha.... The shaven one is the son of the landlady of
+an inn who is called Furibis, and they call him that too. He used to be
+a Federalist. They call the other one ‘Whiskers,’ and he came here from
+Linares, not long ago.”
+
+“What do they do?”
+
+“Nothing. They sit in the club chatting, and nowadays the doctor we have
+here runs with them, Dr. Ortigosa, who is half mad. He will be in soon.
+Then you will see a type. He is a very bad-tempered man, and is always
+looking for an excuse to quarrel. But above all, he is an enemy of
+religion. He never says Good-bye, but Salutations or Farewell. In
+the same way, he doesn’t say Holy Week, but Clerical Week. His great
+pleasure is to find a temperament of a fibre like his own; then his eyes
+flash and he begins to swear. And if he is hit, he stands for it.”
+
+“He is an anarchist, too?”
+
+“How do I know? He doesn’t know himself. Formerly, for four or five
+months, he got out a weekly paper named _The Protest_, and sometimes
+he wrote about the canalization of the river, and again about the
+inhabitants of Mars.”
+
+The bookseller and Alzugaray chatted about many other things, and after
+some while the bookseller said:
+
+“Here is Dr. Ortigosa. He is coming in.”
+
+The door opened and a slim individual appeared, worn and sickly, with a
+black beard and spectacles. His necktie was crooked, his suit dirty, and
+he had his hat in his hand. He stared impertinently at Alzugaray, cast
+a glance at a newspaper, and set to shouting and talking ill of
+everything.
+
+“This is a town full of dumb beasts,” he said from time to time, with
+the energy of exasperation.
+
+Then, supposing Alzugaray to come from Madrid, he started to speak ill
+of the Madrileños.
+
+“They are a collection of fools,” he said roundly, various times.
+“They know nothing, they understand nothing, and still they talk
+authoritatively about everything.”
+
+Alzugaray put up with the downpour as if it had no reference to him,
+looking over a newspaper; and when the doctor was in the thick of his
+discourse, Alzugaray got up, shook hands with the bookseller, thanked
+him, and left the shop.
+
+The doctor looked at him over his glasses with fury, and began to walk
+up and down in the bookstore.
+
+Alzugaray went to the hotel, arranging in his memory the data collected.
+
+Cæsar was feeling well, and the two of them talked of the bookseller
+and his friends and of Father Martin Lafuerza.
+
+“I am going to jot down all these points,” said Cæsar. “It wouldn’t be
+a bad idea for you to go on cultivating the bookseller.”
+
+“I am going to.”
+
+“Tomorrow, you know,” said Cæsar. “Grand dinner at Don Calixto’s. The
+practical manoeuvres begin.”
+
+“Very good.”
+
+
+
+
+V. THE BANQUET
+
+THE GUESTS
+
+
+The table had been set in that wonderful gallery of the ancient palace
+of the Dukes of Castro Duro, which looked out over the garden. The early
+autumn weather was of enchanting softness and sweetness.
+
+Cæsar and Alzugaray were very smart and elegant, with creases in their
+trousers: Cæsar dressed in black, with the ceremonious aspect
+that suits a grave man; Alzugaray in a light suit with a coloured
+handkerchief in his breast pocket.
+
+“I think we are ‘gentlemen’ today,” said Cæsar.
+
+“It seems so to me.”
+
+They entered the house and were ushered into the drawing-room. The
+majority of the guests were already there; the proper introductions
+and bows took place. Cæsar stayed in the group of men, who remained
+standing, and Alzugaray went over to enter the sphere of Don Calixto’s
+wife and the judge’s wife.
+
+The judge, from the first moment, treated Cæsar like a man of
+importance, and began to call him Don Cæsar every moment, and to find
+everything he said, good.
+
+In the ladies’ group there was an old priest, a tall, big, deaf man, a
+great friend of the family, named Don Ramón.
+
+The judge’s wife told Alzugaray that this Don Ramón was a simpleton.
+
+He was the pastor of a very rich hermitage nearby, the hermitage of la
+Vega, and he had spent all the money he had got by an inheritance, in
+fixing up the church.
+
+The poor man was childlike and sweet. He said various times that he had
+many cloaks for the Virgin in the sacristy of his church, and that he
+wished they could be given to poor parishes, because two or three were
+enough in his.
+
+
+AMPARITO
+
+
+While they were talking an automobile horn was heard, and a little later
+Don Calixto’s niece entered the drawing-room.
+
+This was Amparito, the flat-faced girl with black eyes, of whom Cæsar
+had spoken to Alzugaray. Her father accompanied her.
+
+The priest patted the girl’s cheeks.
+
+Her father was a clumsy man, red, sunburned, with the face of a
+contractor or a miner.
+
+The girl took off her cap and the veil she wore in the automobile, and
+seated herself between Don Calixto’s daughters. Alzugaray looked her
+over. Amparito really was attractive; she had a short nose, bright black
+eyes, red lips too thick, white teeth, and smooth cheeks. She wore her
+hair down, in ringlets; but in spite of her infantile get-up, one saw
+that she was already a woman.
+
+“Cæsar is right; this is quite a lively girl,” murmured Alzugaray.
+
+The mayor’s son now arrived, and his sister. He was an insignificant
+little gentleman, mild and courteous; he had studied law at Salamanca,
+and it seemed that he had certain intentions about Don Calixto’s second
+daughter.
+
+All the guests being assembled, the master of the house said that, since
+nobody was missing and it was time, they might pass into the gallery,
+where the table was set.
+
+At one end the lady of the house seated herself, having the priest on
+one side and the judge on the other; at the other end, Don Calixto,
+between the judge’s wife and the mayor’s daughter. Cæsar had a seat
+assigned between Don Calixto’s elder daughter and Amparito, and
+Alzugaray one between the second daughter and the judge’s girl.
+
+A few moments before they sat down, Amparito went running out of
+the gallery into the garden. “Where has that child gone?” asked Don
+Calixto’s wife.
+
+“Something or other has occurred to her,” said Amparito’s father,
+laughing.
+
+The girl reappeared a little later with a number of yellow and red
+chrysanthemums in her hand.
+
+She gave red ones to the mayor’s daughter and to her cousins, who were
+all three brunettes, and a yellow one to the judge’s daughter, who was
+blond. Then she proceeded to the men.
+
+“This one is for you,” to the mayor’s son; “this one for you,” and she
+gave Alzugaray a yellow one; “this one for you,” and she gave Cæsar
+a red one; “and this one for me,” and she put a similar flower in her
+bosom.
+
+“And the rest of us?” asked Don Calixto.
+
+“I don’t give you chrysanthemums, because your wives would be jealous,”
+ replied Amparito.
+
+“Man, man!” exclaimed the judge; “how does it strike you, Don Calixto?
+That these little girls know the human heart pretty well?”
+
+“These children do not know how to appreciate our merits,” said Don
+Calixto.
+
+“Oh, yes; your merits are for your wives,” replied Amparito.
+
+“I must inform you that my friend Cæsar is married, too,” said
+Alzugaray, laughing.
+
+“Pshaw!” she exclaimed, smiling and showing her white, strong teeth. “He
+hasn’t the face of a married man.”
+
+“Yes, he has got the face of a married man. Look at him hard.”
+
+“Very well; as his wife isn’t here, she won’t quarrel with me.”
+
+Alzugaray examined this girl. She had great vivacity; any idea that
+occurred to her was reflected in her face in a manner so lively and
+charming, that she was an interesting spectacle to watch.
+
+At first the conversation was of a languid and weary character; Don
+Calixto, the judge, and Cæsar started in to exchange political
+reflexions of crass vulgarity. Cæsar was gallantly attentive to the
+wants of Don Calixto’s elder daughter, and less gallantly so to his
+other neighbour Amparito; the mayor’s son, despite the fact that his
+official mission was to court one of Don Calixto’s girls, looked more at
+Amparito than at his intended, and Alzugaray listened smilingly to the
+young person’s sallies.
+
+Toward the middle of the meal the conversation grew brisker; the judge
+recounted, with much art, a mysterious crime that had occurred in a town
+in Andalusia among farming people, and he succeeded in keeping them all
+hanging to his lips.
+
+At the end of the recital, the conversation became general; the younger
+element talked together, and Cæsar made comments about what the judge
+had told them, and defended the most immoral and absurd conclusions, as
+though they were Conservative ideas.
+
+Cæsar’s observations were discussed by the men, and the judge and Don
+Calixto agreed that Cæsar was a man of real talent, who would play a
+great role in Congress.
+
+“Please give me a little wine,” said Amparito, holding her glass to
+Alzugaray; “your friend pays no attention to me; I have asked him for
+some wine twice, and nothing doing.”
+
+Cæsar acted as if he hadn’t heard and kept on talking.
+
+Amparito took the glass, wet her lips in it, and looked at Alzugaray
+maliciously.
+
+After eating and having coffee, as the two married ladies and the girls
+were inert from so long a meal, they arose, and Alzugaray, the mayor’s
+son, and Amparito’s father followed them. Don Calixto, the judge, and
+Cæsar remained at table. The priest had gone to sleep.
+
+A bottle of chartreuse was brought, and they started in drinking and
+smoking.
+
+Cæsar’s throat grew dry and he became nauseated from drinking, smoking,
+and talking.
+
+At five the judge took his leave, because he had to glance in at court;
+Don Calixto wanted to take his nap, and after he had escorted Cæsar to
+the garden, he went away. The two married ladies were alone, because
+the young people had gone with Amparito’s father on an excursion to the
+Devil’s Threshold, a defile where the river flows between some red
+precipitous rocks full of clefts.
+
+Cæsar joined the two ladies, and kept up a monotonous, dreary
+conversation about the ways of the great city.
+
+At twilight all the excursionists came back from their jaunt. One of the
+young ladies played something very noisy on the piano, and the judge’s
+daughter was besought to recite one of Campoamor’s poems.
+
+“It is a very pretty thing,” said the judge’s wife, “a girl who laments
+because her lover abandons her.”
+
+“Given the customs of Spain, as they are, the girl would be in a house
+of prostitution,” said Cæsar in a low tone, ironically.
+
+“Shut up,” replied Alzugaray.
+
+The girl recited the poem, and Cæsar asked Alzugaray sarcastically if
+those verses were by the girl’s father, because they sounded to him like
+the verses of a notary or a judge of the Court of First Instance.
+
+Then somebody suggested that they should have supper there.
+
+Cæsar noticed that this plan did not appeal to the mistress of the
+house, and he said:
+
+“One should be moderate in all things. I am going home to bed.”
+
+After this somewhat pedantic phrase, which to Don Calixto seemed a
+pearl, Cæsar took leave of his new acquaintances with a great deal of
+ceremony and coolness. Alzugaray said he would remain a while longer.
+
+When Cæsar was bowing to Amparito, she asked him jokingly:
+
+“Is it your wife that keeps you in such good habits?”
+
+“My wife!” exclaimed Cæsar, surprised.
+
+“Didn’t your friend say...”
+
+“Ah! Yes, it is she who makes me have such good habits.”
+
+This said, he left the drawing-room and went quickly down the stairs.
+The cool night air made him shiver, and he went with a heavy, aching
+head to his hotel, and got to bed. He slept very profoundly, but not
+for more than an hour, and woke up sweaty and thirsty. His headache was
+gone. It was not yet past eleven. He lighted the light, and sitting
+up in bed, set to thinking over the probabilities of success in his
+undertaking.
+
+Meanwhile he stared at the red chrysanthemum which was in the
+button-hole of his coat, and remembered Amparito.
+
+“That child is a prodigy of coquetry and bad bringing-up,” he thought
+with vexation; “these emancipated small town young ladies are more
+unattractive than any others. I prefer Don Calixto’s daughter, who at
+least is naively and unobjectionably stupid. But this other one is
+unsupportable.”
+
+Without knowing why, he felt more antipathy for the girl than was
+natural under the circumstances. He did not like to admit it to himself;
+but he felt the hostility which is produced in strong, self-willed
+characters by the presence of another person with a strong character
+proposing to exert itself.
+
+
+THE TWO FRIENDS’ COMMENTS
+
+
+Cæsar was thinking over the details of the visit, when Alzugaray came
+home, and seeing a light in Cæsar’s room, went in there. Alzugaray was
+quite lively. The two friends passed the persons met that day in ironic
+review, and in general they were agreed about everything, except about
+valuing Amparito’s character.
+
+Cæsar found her distasteful, pert and impertinent; to his friend, on
+the contrary, she had seemed very attractive, very amiable and very
+clever.
+
+“To me,” said Cæsar, “she appears one of these small town lasses who
+have a flirtation with a student, then with a captain, and finally
+marry some rich brute, and get fat, and turn into old sows, and grow
+moustaches.”
+
+“In that I think you are fundamentally unjust,” said Alzugaray.
+“Amparito is not a small town lass, for she lives in Madrid almost all
+year. Besides, that makes no difference; what I have not observed is her
+committing any folly or impertinence.” “Dear man, it all depends on
+how you look at it. To me her conduct seemed bad, to you it seems all
+right.”
+
+“You are an extremist, for I can assure you that you were actually rude
+to her.”
+
+“Actually rude, I don’t think; but I admit that I was cool and not very
+amiable.”
+
+“And why were you?”
+
+“First, because it is politic of me, since Don Calixto’s family do not
+care for Amparito; and secondly, because the little creature didn’t
+please me, either.”
+
+“And why didn’t she please you? For no reason at all?”
+
+“I am not partial to the platyrrhine races.”
+
+“What nonsense! And you wish to look at things clearly! A man that
+judges people by their noses!”
+
+“It seems to you little to go on? A brunette girl, brachicephalic and
+rather platyrrhine.... There is no more to say.”
+
+“And if she had been blond, dolichocephalic, and long-nosed, she would
+have seemed all right to you.”
+
+“Her ethnic type would have seemed all right.”
+
+“Let’s not discuss it. What’s the use? But I feel that you are arbitrary
+to an extreme.”
+
+“If she knew of our discussion, the young thing couldn’t complain,
+because if she has had a systematic detractor in me, she has found an
+enthusiastic defender in you.”
+
+“Yes, dear man; it is only at such long intervals that I see a person
+with ingenuousness and enthusiasm, that when I do meet one, I get a real
+joy from it.”
+
+“You are a sentimentalist.”
+
+“That’s true; and you have become an inquisitor.”
+
+“Most certainly. I believe we agree on that and on all the rest.”
+
+“I think so. All right. Good-bye!” said Alzugaray, ill-humouredly.
+
+“Salutations!” replied Cæsar.
+
+
+
+
+VI. UNCLE CHINAMAN
+
+CIDONES
+
+
+Cæsar impatiently awaited Señor Peribáñez’s reply, so that he might
+return to Madrid. He was fed up with Don Calixto’s conversation and his
+wife’s, and with the familiarity they had established with him.
+
+Alzugaray, on the other hand, was entertained and content. Amparito’s
+father showed a great liking for him and took him everywhere in his
+automobile.
+
+Cæsar, in order to satisfy his requirements for isolation, had begun to
+get up very early and take walks on the highway. He almost always walked
+too far, and was done up for the whole day, and at first he slept badly
+at night.
+
+He wanted to see, one by one, the parts of his future realm, the scene
+where his initiative was to bear seed and his plans to be realized.
+
+A lot of ideas occurred to him: to build a bridge here, to take
+advantage there of the fall of the river and establish a big electric
+plant for industrial purposes. He would have liked to change everything
+he saw, in an instant.
+
+To think of these sleeping forces irritated him: the waterfall, lost
+without leaving its energy anywhere; the ravine, which might be
+transformed into an irrigation reservoir; the river, which was flowing
+gently without fertilizing the fields; the land around the hermitage,
+which might have been converted into a park, with a bright, gay
+schoolhouse; all these things that could be done and were not done,
+seemed to him more real than the people with whom he talked and lived.
+
+One morning Cæsar walked to Cidones; the sun shone strongly on the
+highway, and he reached the town choked and thirsty.
+
+The streets of Cidones were so narrow, so cold and damp, that Cæsar
+shivered on entering the first one, and he turned back, and instead of
+going inside that polypus of dark clefts, he walked around it by the
+road. On a small house with an arbour, which was on a corner, he saw a
+sign saying: ‘Café Español’; and went in.
+
+
+THE CAFÉ ESPAÑOL.
+The café was dark and completely empty, but at one end there was a
+balcony where the sun entered. Cæsar crossed the café and sat down near
+the balcony.
+
+He called several times, and clapped his hands, and a girl appeared.
+
+“What do you want?” she asked.
+
+“Something to drink. A bottle of beer.”
+
+“I will call Uncle Chinaman.”
+
+The girl went out, and soon after a thick, chubby man came in, with a
+bottle of beer in his hand, the label of which he showed to Cæsar,
+asking him if that was what he wanted.
+
+“Yes, sir; that will do very well.”
+
+The man opened the bottle with his corkscrew, put it on the table, and
+as he seemed to have a desire to enter into conversation, Cæsar asked
+him:
+
+“Why did the girl tell me that Uncle Chinaman would come? Who is the
+Chinaman?”
+
+“The Chinaman, or Uncle Chinaman, as you like; I am.”
+
+“My dear man!”
+
+“Yes, we all have nicknames here. They called my father that, and they
+call me that. Psh! It makes no difference. Because if a person is cross
+about it, it’s all the worse. A few days ago a muleteer from a town
+in the district arrived here, and went to the inn, and as he had no
+nickname and they are very fond here in Cidones of giving one to every
+living creature, they said to him: ‘No matter how short a while you stay
+here, you will be given a nickname’; and he answered contemptuously:
+‘Bah! Little fear.’ Soon after, as he was crossing the square, a girl
+said to him: ‘Good-bye, Little Fear!’ and Little Fear it remained.”
+
+As Uncle Chinaman seemed very communicative, Cæsar asked him some
+questions about life in the town.
+
+Uncle Chinaman talked a great deal and with great clearness. According
+to him, the cause of all trouble in the town was cowardice. The two or
+three bosses of Castro and Father Martin ruled their party arbitrarily,
+and the rest of the people didn’t dare breathe.
+
+The poor didn’t understand that by being united they could offset the
+influence of the rich, and even succeed in dominating them. Besides,
+fear didn’t permit them to move.
+
+“But fear of what?” said Cæsar.
+
+“Fear of everything; fear that they will levy a tax, that they won’t
+provide work, that they will take your son for a soldier, that they will
+put you in jail for something or other, that the two or three bullies
+who are in the bosses’ service might beat you.”
+
+“Does their tyranny go as far as that?”
+
+“They do whatever they choose.”
+
+The Chinaman, who looked more like a Tartar, could make himself quite
+clear. If it had not been that he used the wrong words and had an itch
+for unusual ones, he would have given the impression of being a most
+intelligent man.
+
+He said he was anti-clerical, declared himself a pantheist, and spoke of
+the “controversories” he maintained with different persons.
+
+“A relative of mine who is a monk,” he said, “is always reprehending me,
+and saying: ‘Lucas, you are a Free-Thinker.’... ‘And it’s greatly to
+my credit,’ I tell him.”
+
+Then, apropos of his monkish relative, he told a scandalous story. A
+niece of the Chinaman’s, who had served for some while in the café, had
+gone to live with this monk.
+
+Uncle Chinaman’s account of it was rather grotesque.
+
+“I had a niece,” he said, “in the house, you know, very spruce, very
+good-looking, with breasts as hard as a rock. My wife loved her as
+‘muchly’ as if she had been our daughter, and so did I. Suddenly we
+heard the poor child had made a false step... or two false steps... and
+a little while later the girl was in a bad condition. Well, then; she
+went to town, and came back here to the café, and again we heard that
+the poor child had made a false step... or two false steps; and as I
+have daughters, you know, this ‘pro... missiousness’ didn’t please me,
+and I went and told her: ‘Look here, Maria, this isn’t right at all, and
+what you ought to do is get out.’ She understood me, and went away, and
+went to her uncle the monk, and the two of them formed a ‘cohabit.’...
+Curse her! I went after them; and if I ever find them, I’ll kill them.
+All very well for the poor child to make a false step... or two false
+steps; but this thing of getting into a ‘cohabit’ with a monk, and he
+her uncle, that is a ‘hulimination’ for the family. You may believe that
+we had to empty the cup down to the ‘drugs.’”
+
+
+FATHER MARTIN
+
+
+Cæsar was listening to Uncle Chinaman with joy, when he saw two friars
+passing along the road below the balcony.
+
+“They are from the monastery of la Peña, I suppose,” he said.
+
+The Chinaman looked out and replied:
+
+“One of them is the prior, Father Lafuerza. The other is an intriguing
+young chap who has been here only a short while.”
+
+“Man, I have to see them,” said Cæsar.
+
+“They are coming up the street now.”
+
+Uncle Chinaman and Cæsar went to the other end of the café, and waited
+for them to pass.
+
+The younger of the two friars had an air of mock humility, and was
+weakly-looking, with a straggling yellowish beard and a crafty
+expression; Father Martin, on the contrary, looked like a pasha parading
+through his dominions. He was tall, stout, of an imposing aspect, with a
+grizzly blond beard, blue eyes, and a straight, well-shaped nose.
+
+The two friars came up the narrow, steep street, stopping to talk to the
+women that were sewing and embroidering in the arcades.
+
+Cæsar and the Chinaman followed them with their eyes until the two
+friars turned a corner. Then Cæsar left the café and walked back to
+Castro Duro.
+
+
+
+
+VII. A TRYING SCENE
+
+
+Don Platón Peribáñez’s reply was delayed longer than he had promised. No
+one knew whether the Duke of Castro Duro would get married or not get
+married, whether he would come out of prison or stay in.
+
+Cæsar had nothing for it but to wait, although he was already fed up
+with his stay. Alzugaray had a good time; he visited the surrounding
+towns in the company of Amparito and her father. Cæsar, on the other
+hand, began to be bored. Accustomed to live with the independence of a
+savage, the social train of a town like Castro irritated him.
+
+His good opinion of people was in direct ratio to the indifference
+they felt for him. Amparito’s father was one of those who showed most
+antipathy. Sometimes he invited him to go motoring, but only for
+politeness. Cæsar used to reply to these invitations with a courteous
+refusal.
+
+Amparito, who was doubtless accustomed to seeing everybody in town
+fluttering about her, was wounded at this indifference and took every
+chance to see Cæsar, and then shot her wit at him and was sharply
+impertinent.
+
+The young creature was more intelligent than she had at first appeared
+and she spoke very plainly.
+
+Cæsar could not permit a young girl to make fun of him and combat his
+ideas for her own amusement.
+
+“Let’s see, Moneada,” Amparito said to him one day in the gallery at Don
+Calixto’s. “What are your political plans?”
+
+“You wouldn’t understand them,” replied Cæsar.
+
+“Why not? Do you think I am so stupid?”
+
+“No. It is merely that politics are not a matter for children.” “Ah! But
+how old do you think I am?” she asked.
+
+“You must be twelve or thirteen.”
+
+“You are a malicious joker, Señor Moncada, You know that I am almost
+seventeen.”
+
+“I don’t. How should I know it?”
+
+“Because I told your friend Alzugaray....”
+
+“All right, but I don’t ask my friend what you have told him.”
+
+“It doesn’t interest you? Very good. You are very polite. But your
+politics do interest me. Come on, tell me. What reforms do you intend
+to make in the town? What improvements are you going to give the
+inhabitants? For I warn you, Señor Moncada, that they are all going to
+vote against you otherwise, I will tell my father.”
+
+“I don’t believe his political interest is so keen.”
+
+“It is keen enough, and my father will do what I tell him. My father
+says that you are ambitious.”
+
+“If I were, I should make love to you, because you are rich.”
+
+“And do you suppose I would respond?”
+
+“I don’t know, but I should try it, as others do; and you can see that I
+don’t try.”
+
+Amparito bit her lips and said ironically:
+
+“Are you reserving yourself for my cousin Adelaida?”
+
+“I am not reserving myself for anybody.”
+
+“We couldn’t say that you are very amiable.”
+
+“That is true. I never have been.”
+
+“If you keep on like that when you are a Deputy....”
+
+“What difference is it to you whether I am a Deputy or not? Is it
+because you have some beau who wants the place? If it is, tell me. I
+will withdraw in his favour. You must see that I can do no more,” said
+Cæsar jokingly.
+
+“And how you would hate me then; if you had to give up being a Deputy on
+my account!”
+
+“No.”
+
+“You hate me already.”
+
+“No. You are mistaken.” “Yes. I believe if you could, you would strike
+me.”
+
+“No, the most I should do would be to shut you up in a dark room.”
+
+“You are an odious, antipathetic man. I thought I rather liked you, but
+I only hate you.”
+
+“You know already, Amparito, that I am a candidate for Deputy, but not
+one for you.”
+
+“All right. All right. I don’t wish to hear any more stupid remarks.”
+
+“The stupid remarks are those you are making.”
+
+And Cæsar, who was beginning to feel angry, rebuked Amparito too
+severely, for her coquetry, her bad intentions, and her desire to
+humiliate and mortify people without any reason.
+
+Amparito listened to him, pale and panting.
+
+“And after all,” said Cæsar, “all this is nothing to me. If I am in
+your family’s way, or even in your way, I can go away from here, and all
+is ended.”
+
+“No, do not go away,” murmured Amparito, raising her handkerchief to her
+eyes and beginning to weep bitterly.
+
+Cæsar felt deeply grieved; all his anger disappeared, and he stood
+there, amazed, and not knowing what to do.
+
+“Do not cry,” exclaimed Cæsar; “what will they think of me? Come, don’t
+cry. It is childish.”
+
+At that moment Amparito’s father entered the gallery, and he came
+running to the girl’s side.
+
+“What have you done to my daughter?” he cried, approaching Cæsar
+threateningly.
+
+“I, nothing,” he said.
+
+“You have. What has he done to you?” screamed the father.
+
+“Nothing, Papa. Do not shriek that way, for God’s sake,” moaned
+Amparito; “I was entirely to blame.”
+
+“If he...”
+
+“No, I tell you he hasn’t done anything to me.”
+
+Cæsar, who had remained motionless in face of Amparito’s father’s
+threatening attitude, turned on his heel, and went slowly out. THE
+ETERNAL GAME OF DISDAIN
+
+
+Cæsar went back to the hotel, thinking very hard. Alzugaray asked him
+what the matter was, and Cæsar told his friend what had happened in
+the gallery. On hearing the story Alzugaray assumed a look of deep
+desolation.
+
+“I don’t understand what is the matter with the girl, for her to show
+such antipathy for me,” Cæsar concluded.
+
+“It is very simple,” said Alzugaray, sadly; “the girl is interested in
+you. The eternal game of disdain has produced its effect. She has seen
+you show yourself indifferent toward her, speak curtly to her, and she
+has gone on thinking more and more about you, and now she thinks of
+nothing else. That is what has happened.”
+
+“Bah! I don’t believe it. You act as if this were in a novel.”
+
+“It’s no novel. It’s the truth.”
+
+The next day, when Cæsar got up, the maid handed him two letters. One
+was from Don Calixto and said that Señor Peribáñez accepted him as
+candidate. It had been learned that the Duke of Castro Duro had married
+his landlady in England; the arrangement with the Cuban gentleman was
+impossible, and the poor Duke would definitely have to winter in Paris,
+in the prison, along with the distinguished apaches, Bibi de Montmartre
+and the Panther of the Batignolles.
+
+The other letter was from Amparito.
+
+Don Calixto’s niece told him he mustn’t believe that she hated him; if
+she had said anything to him, it was without bad intention; she would be
+very happy if all his projects were realized.
+
+Despite his ambitious plans and the desire he had that the question of
+his candidacy should be definitely settled, Amparito’s letter interested
+him much more than Don Calixto’s.
+
+A new, disturbing element was coming into his life, without any warning
+and without any reason. He said nothing about Amparito’s letter to his
+friend Alzugaray. He felt him to be a rival, and in spite of having no
+intentions of going further, the idea of rivalry between them troubled
+him. He did not wish to offend him by taking the attitude of a lucky
+man.
+
+He went out into the street and set off for a walk on the highway.
+
+“It is strange,” he thought, “this coarse psychology, which proves that
+a man and a woman, especially a woman, are not complex beings, but
+stupidly simple. The complex thing in a woman is not the intelligence or
+the soul, but instinct. Why does a woman rebuff a man who pleases her?
+For the same reason that the female animal repulses the male, and at the
+same time calls him to her.
+
+“And this instinctive love, this mixture of hatred and attraction, is
+the curious thing, the enigmatic thing about human nature. The intellect
+of each individual is, by contrast, so poor, so clear!
+
+“This girl, rich and attractive, flattered by everybody, is bored in
+this town. She sees a man that doesn’t pay attention to her, who is
+after another goal, and simply for that reason she feels offended and
+hunts out a way to mortify him, for her entertainment and for spite; and
+when she finds that she doesn’t succeed, she gets to thinking about him
+all the time.
+
+“And this spite, this wounded vanity, is changed to an absorbing
+interest. Why shouldn’t that absorbing interest be called love? Yes, she
+is in love, and finds great satisfaction in thinking so.
+
+“She is not an insignificant girl, daughter of a commonplace gentleman;
+to herself, she is a romantic figure. She seems to be absorbed in
+another, and what is really the case is that she is absorbed in herself.
+How ridiculous this all is!... And this is life. Is the whole of life
+nothing, in reality, but ridiculous?”
+
+Cæsar returned home, and unknown to Alzugaray, wrote a letter to
+Amparito. He put the letter into the box, and then went to call on Don
+Calixto, and take leave of him. Don Calixto invited Cæsar and Alzugaray
+to dinner the next day, and there were the same guests as the first
+time.
+
+The dinner was cold and ceremonious. Amparito was grave, like a
+grown person. Scarcely speaking, she replied with discreet smiles to
+Alzugaray’s occasional phrases, but she was not in a humour to tease
+anybody.
+
+The train started about the middle of the afternoon, and Don Calixto had
+arranged to have the carriage got ready, and to accompany the travellers
+to the station.
+
+Cæsar was uneasy, thinking of the leave-taking. The moment for saying
+good-bye to Amparito and her father, it seemed to him, would be a
+difficult moment. Nevertheless, everything went off smoothly. The father
+offered his hand, without grudge. Amparito blushed a little and said:
+
+“We shall see each other again, Moncada?”
+
+“Yes, I’m sure of it,” replied Cæsar; and the two friends and Don
+Calixto took the carriage for the station.
+
+The two friends’ return trip to Madrid was scarcely agreeable. Alzugaray
+was offended at Cæsar’s personal success with Amparito; Cæsar
+understood his comrade’s mental attitude and didn’t know what to say or
+do.
+
+To them both the journey seemed long and unpleasant, and when they
+reached their destination, they were glad to separate.
+
+
+
+
+VIII. THE ELECTION
+
+WHAT THEY SAID IN THE TOWNS
+
+
+A short while later the eventuality predicted by Cæsar occurred. The
+Liberal ministry met a crisis, and after various intermediate attempts
+at mixed cabinets, the Conservatives came into power.
+
+Cæsar had no need to insist with the Minister of the Interior. He was
+one of the inevitable. He was pigeon-holed as an adherent, from the
+first moment.
+
+The Government had given out the decree for the dissolution of the
+Cortes in February and was preparing for the General Election in the
+middle of April.
+
+Cæsar would have gone immediately to Castro Duro, but he feared that if
+he showed interest it would complicate the situation. There were a
+lot of elements there, whose attitude it was not easy to foresee; Don
+Platón’s friends, Father Martin and his people, Amparito’s father, the
+friends of the opposing candidate, Garcia Padilla. Cæsar thought it
+better that they should consider him a young dandy with no further
+ambition than to give himself airs, rather than a future master of the
+town.
+
+He wrote to Don Calixto, and Don Calixto told him there was no hurry,
+everything was in order; it would be sufficient for him to appear five
+or six days before the election.
+
+Cæsar was impatient to begin his task, and it occurred to him that he
+might visit the towns that made up the district, without saying anything
+to anybody or making himself known. The excursion commenced at the
+beginning of the month of April. He left the train at a station before
+Castro. He bought a horse and went about through the towns. Nobody in
+the villages knew that there was going to be an election; such things
+made no difference to anybody.
+
+After the inauguration of a new Government there was a little revolution
+in each village, produced by the change of the town-council and by the
+distribution of all the jobs that were municipal spoils, which passed
+from the hands of those calling themselves Liberals to the hands of
+those calling themselves Conservatives.
+
+Cæsar discovered that besides the Liberal García Padilla, there was
+another candidate, protected by Father Martin La-fuerza; but it looked
+as if the Clericals were going to abandon him. In a town named Val de
+San Gil, the schoolmaster explained to him, with some fantastic details,
+the politics of Don Calixto. The schoolmaster was a Liberal and a frank,
+brusque, intelligent man, but he formed his judgment of Don Calixto’s
+politics on the prejudices of a Republican paper in Madrid, which was
+the only one he read.
+
+According to him, Señor Moncada, whom nobody knew, was nothing more
+than a figure-head for the Jesuits. Father Martin Lafuerza was getting
+possession of too much land in Castro, and wanted everything to belong
+to his monastery. The Jesuits had learned of this and were sending young
+Moncada to undo the Franciscan friar’s combinations and establish the
+reign of the Loyolists.
+
+In another place, named Villavieja, Cæsar found that the four or five
+persons interested in Castrian politics were against him. It seemed that
+the Conservative candidate they wanted was the one protected by Father
+Martin, who had promised them results greatly to their advantage.
+
+In general, the people in the towns were not up on politics; when Cæsar
+asked them what they thought about the different questions that interest
+a country, they shrugged their shoulders.
+
+In the outlying hamlets they didn’t know either who the king was or what
+his name was.
+
+The only way in which the trip was of service to the future candidate
+was by giving him an idea of how elections were carried on, by teaching
+him who carried the returns to Don. Calixto, and showing him which of
+these people could be warranted to be honourable and which were rascals.
+
+
+INDIFFERENCE IN CASTRO
+
+
+Three days before the election Cæsar appeared in Castro and went to
+stay at Don Calixto’s house. Nobody knew about his expedition in the
+environs. There were no preparations whatever. People said they were
+going to change Deputies; but really this was of no great moment in the
+life of the town.
+
+Saturday night the party committee met in the Casino at seven. Cæsar
+arrived a few minutes early; no one was there. He was shown into a
+shabby salon, lighted by an oil lamp.
+
+It was cold in the room, and Cæsar walked about while he waited. On the
+ceiling a complete canopy of spider-webs, like dusty silver, trembled in
+every draught.
+
+At half-past eight the first members of the committee arrived; the
+others kept on coming lazily in. Each one had some pretext to excuse his
+being late.
+
+The fact was that the matter interested nobody; the politics of the
+district were going to go on as formerly, and really it wasn’t worth
+while thinking about. Cæsar was a decorative figure with no background.
+
+At nine all the members of the committee were in the Casino. Don Calixto
+made a speech which he prolonged in an alarming manner. Cæsar answered
+him in another speech, which was heard with absolute coldness.
+
+Then a frantic gabbling let loose; everybody wanted to talk. They
+abandoned themselves fruitfully to distinctions. “If it is certain
+that.... Although it is true.... Not so much because...” and they
+eulogized one another as orators, with great gravity.
+
+The next day, Sunday, the proclamation of the candidates took place.
+They were three: Moncada, Governmental; Garcia Padilla, Liberal; and San
+Román, Republican.
+
+San Román was the old Republican bookseller; it was sure beforehand that
+he couldn’t win, but it suited Cæsar that he should run, so that the
+Workmen’s Club elements should not vote for the Liberal candidate.
+
+Two days before the election Cæsar went to Cidones and entered the Café
+Español.
+
+He asked for Uncle Chinaman, and told him that he was the future Deputy.
+Uncle Chinaman recognized the young man with whom he had talked some
+months previous in his café, he remembered him with pleasure, and
+received him with great demonstrations.
+
+“Man,” Cæsar said to him, “I want you to do me a favour.”
+
+“Only tell me.”
+
+“It is a question about the election.”
+
+“Good. Let’s hear what it is.”
+
+“There are several towns where Padilla’s adherents are ready, after
+the count, to change the real returns for forged ones. Everything is
+prepared for it. As I have sent people to their voting-places, they
+intend to make the change on the road, taking the returns from the
+messengers and giving them forged ones instead. I want twenty or thirty
+reliable men to send, four by four, to accompany the messengers that
+come with the returns, or else to carry them themselves.”
+
+“All right, I will get them for you,” said Uncle Chinaman.
+
+“How much money do you need?”
+
+“Twenty dollars will do me.”
+
+“Take forty.”
+
+“All right. Which towns are they?”
+
+Cæsar told him the names of the towns where he feared substitution.
+Then he warned him:
+
+“You will say nothing about this.”
+
+“Nothing.”
+
+Cæsar gave precise instructions to the landlord of the café, and on
+bidding Uncle Chinaman good-bye, he told him:
+
+“I know already that you are really on my side.”
+
+“You believe so?”
+
+“Yes.” On Sunday the elections began with absolute inanimation. In
+the city the Republicans were getting the majority, especially in the
+suburbs. Padilla was far behind. Nevertheless, it was said at the Casino
+that it was possible Padilla would finally win the election, because he
+might have an overwhelming majority in five or six rural wards.
+
+At four in the afternoon the results in the city gave the victory to
+Moncada. Next to him came San Román, and in the last place Padilla.
+
+The returns began to come in from the villages. In all of them the
+results were similar. It was found that the official element voted
+for the Government candidate, and those who had been attached to the
+preceding town-council for the Liberal.
+
+At eight in the evening the returns arrived from the first village where
+Padilla expected a victory. The messenger, surrounded by four men from
+Cidones, was in a terrified condition. He handed over the returns and
+left. The result was the same as in all the other rural districts.
+
+In one village alone, the presiding officer had been able to evade the
+vigilance of the guards sent by Cæsar and Uncle Chinaman, and change
+the number of votes in the returns; but despite this, the election was
+won for Cæsar.
+
+The next day the exact result of the election was known. It stood:
+
+Moncada, 3705. García Padilla, 1823. San Román, 750.
+
+When it was known that Cæsar had played a trick on his enemies under
+their noses, he came into great estimation.
+
+The judge said:
+
+“I believe you were all deceived. You supposed Don Cæsar to be a
+sucking dove, and he is going to turn out to be a vulture for us.”
+
+Cæsar listened to felicitations and accepted congratulations smiling,
+and some days later returned to Madrid.
+
+
+
+
+IX. CÆSAR AS DEPUTY
+
+TRIPPING THEM UP
+
+
+People who didn’t know Cæsar intimately used to ask one another: “What
+purpose could Moncada have had in getting elected Deputy? He never
+speaks, he takes no part in the big debates.”
+
+His name appeared from time to time on some committee about Treasury
+affairs; but that was all.
+
+His life was completely veiled; he was not seen at first nights, or in
+salons, or on the promenade; he was a man apparently forgotten, lost
+to Madrid life. Sometimes on coming out of the Chamber he would see
+Amparito in an automobile; she would look for him with her eyes, and
+smile; he would take his hat off ostentatiously, with a low bow.
+
+Among a very small number of persons Cæsar had the reputation of an
+intelligent and dangerous man. They suspected him of great personal
+ambition. It would not have been logical to think that this cold
+unexpansive man was, in his heart, a patriot who felt Spain’s decadence
+deeply and was seeking the means to revive her.
+
+“No pleasures, no middle-class satisfactions,” he thought; “but to live
+for a patriotic ideal, to shove Spain forward, and to form with the
+flesh of one’s native land a great statue which should be her historic
+monument.”
+
+That was his plan. In Congress Cæsar kept silence; but he talked in
+the corridors, and his ironic, cold, dispassionate comments began to be
+quoted.
+
+He had formed relations with the Minister of the Treasury, a man who
+passed for famous and was a mediocrity, passed for honourable and was a
+rogue. Cæsar was much in his company.
+
+The famous financier realized that Moncada knew far more than he did
+about monetary questions, and among his friends he admitted it; but he
+gave them to understand that Cæsar was only a theorist, incapable of
+quick decision and action.
+
+Cæsar’s friendship was a convenience to the Minister, and the
+Minister’s to Cæsar. In his heart the Minister hated Cæsar, and Cæsar
+felt a deep contempt for the famous financier.
+
+Nobody seeing them in a carriage talking affectionately together could
+have imagined that there existed such an amount of hatred and hostility
+between them.
+
+The majority of people, with an absolute want of perspicacity, believed
+Cæsar to be fascinated by the Minister’s brilliant intellect; but there
+were persons that understood the situation of the pair and who used to
+say:
+
+“Moncada has an influence over the Minister like that of a priest over a
+family.”
+
+And there was some truth in it.
+
+Cæsar carried his experimental method over from the stock exchange into
+politics. He kept a note-book, in which he put down all data about the
+private lives of Ministers and Deputies, and he filed these papers after
+classifying them.
+
+Castro Duro began to be aware of Cæsar’s exertions. The secretary of
+the municipality, the employees, all who were friends and adherents to
+the boss’s group that Don Platón belonged with, began by degrees to
+leave Castro.
+
+Those who had lost their jobs, and their protectors too, began to write
+letters and more letters to the Deputy. At first they believed that
+Cæsar wasn’t interested; but they were soon able to understand at
+Castro that he was interested enough, but not in them. The Minister of
+the Treasury served him as a battering-ram to use against the Clericals
+at Castro Duro.
+
+Don Calixto was inwardly rejoiced to see his rivals reduced to
+impotency.
+
+Cæsar began to establish political relations with the Republican
+bookseller and his friends. When he began to perceive that he was making
+headway with the Liberal and Labour element, he started without delay to
+set mines under Don Calixto’s terrain. The judge, who was a friend of
+Don Calixto’s, was transferred; so were some clerks of the court; and
+the Count of la Sauceda, the famous boss, was soon able to realize that
+his protégé was firing against him.
+
+“I have nourished a serpent in my bosom,” said Don Calixto; “but I know
+how I can grind its head.”
+
+He could not have been very sure of his strength; for Don Calixto found
+himself in a position where he had to beg for quarter. Cæsar conceded
+it, on the understanding that Don Calixto would not take any more part
+in Castro politics.
+
+“You people had the power and you didn’t use it very well for the town.
+Now just leave it to me.”
+
+In exchange for Don Calixto’s surrender, Cæsar agreed to have his Papal
+title legalized.
+
+At the end of a year and a half Cæsar had all the bosses of Castro in
+his fist.
+
+“Suppressing the bosses in the district was easy,” Cæsar used to say;
+“I managed to have one make all the others innocuous, and then I made
+that one, who was Don Calixto, innocuous and gave him a title.”
+
+Cæsar did not forget or neglect the least detail. He listened to
+everybody that talked to him, even though they had nothing but nonsense
+to say; he always answered letters, and in his own handwriting.
+
+With the townpeople he used the tactics of knowing all their names,
+especially the old folks’, and for this purpose he carried a little
+note-book. He wrote down, for example: “Señor Ramón, was in the Carlist
+war; Uncle Juan, suffers with rheumatism.”
+
+When, by means of his notes, he remembered these details, it produced
+an extraordinary effect on people. Everybody considered himself the
+favourite.
+
+
+CÆSAR’S MANNER OF LIVING
+
+Cæsar lived simply; he had a room in an hotel in the Carrera de San
+Jerónimo, where he received calls; but nobody ever found him there
+except in business hours.
+
+He used to go now and then to Alzugaray’s house, where he would talk
+over various matters with his friend’s mother and sister; he would find
+out about everything, and go away after giving them advice on questions
+of managing their money, which they almost always observed and followed.
+
+Of all people, Ignacio Alzugaray was the most incredulous in regard
+to his friend; his mother and his sister believed in Cæsar as in an
+oracle. Cæsar often thought that he ought to fall definitely in love
+with Ignacio’s sister and marry her; but neither he nor she seemed to
+have set upon passing the limits of a cordial friendship.
+
+Cæsar told the Alzugaray family how he lived and caused them to laugh
+and wonder.
+
+He had rented a fairly large upper story in a street in Valle Hermoso,
+for five dollars. The days he had nothing to do he went there. He put
+on an old, worn-out fur coat, which was still a protection, a soft hat,
+took a stick, and went walking in the environs.
+
+His favourite walk was the neighbourhood of the Canalillo and of the
+Dehesa de Amaniel.
+
+Generally he went out of his house on the side opposite the Model
+Prison, then he walked toward Moncloa, and taking the right, passed near
+the Rubio Institute, and entered the Cerro del Pimiento by an open lot
+which he got into through a broken wall.
+
+From there one could see, far away, the Guadarrama range, like a curtain
+of blue mountains and snowy crests; on clear days, the Escorial;
+Aravaca, the Casa de Campo, and the Sierra de Gredos, which ran out on
+the left hand like a promontory. Nearby one saw a pine grove, close to
+the Rubio Institute, and a valley containing market-gardens, and the
+ranges of the Moncloa shooting school.
+
+Cæsar would walk on by the winding road, and stop to look at the
+Cemetery of San Martín on the right, with its black cypresses and its
+yellowish walls.
+
+Then he would follow the twists of the Canalillo, and pass in front of
+the third Reservoir, to the Amaniel road.
+
+That was where Cæsar would have built himself a house, had he had the
+idea of living retired.
+
+The dry, hard landscape was the kind he liked. The mornings were
+wonderful, the blue sky radiant, the air limpid and thin.
+
+The twilight had an extraordinary enchantment. All that vast extent of
+land, the mountains, the hills of the Casa de Campo, the cypresses of
+the cemetery, were bathed in a violet light.
+
+In winter there were hunters of yellow-hammers and goldfinches in these
+regions, who set their nets and their decoys on the ground, and spent
+hours and hours watching for their game.
+
+On Sunday, in particular, the number of hunters was very large. They
+went in squads of three; one carried a big bundle on his shoulder, which
+was the net all rolled up; another the decoy cages, fastened with a
+strap; and the third a frying-pan, a skin of wine, and some kindling for
+a fire.
+
+Cæsar used to talk with the guards at Amaniel, with the
+octroi-officers, and he got to be great friends with a little hunchback,
+a bird hunter.
+
+It was curious to hear this hunchback talk of the habits of the birds
+and of the influence of the winds. He knew how the gold-finches,
+yellow-hammers, and linnets make their nests, and the preference some of
+them have for coltsfoot cotton, and others for wool or for cow’s hair.
+He told Cæsar a lot of things, many of which could have existed only in
+his imagination, but which were entertaining.
+
+
+ONE DAY AT CHRISTMASTIME
+
+
+One day at Christmastime Alzugaray went in the morning to look for
+Cæsar. He knew where to find him and walked direct to the Calle de
+Galileo. At the house, they told him that Cæsar was eating in a tavern
+close at hand.
+
+Alzugaray went into the place and found his friend the Deputy seated
+in a coner eating. He had the appearance of a superior workman, an
+electrician, carver, or something of the sort.
+
+“If people find out you behave so extravagantly, they will think you are
+crazy,” said Alzugaray.
+
+“Pshaw! Nobody comes here,” replied Cæsar. “The political world and
+this are separate worlds. This one belongs to the people who have to
+shoulder the load of everything, and the other is a world of villains,
+robbers, idiots, and fools. Really, it is difficult to find anything
+so vile, so inept, and so useless as a Spanish politician. The Spanish
+middle class is a warren of rogues and villains. I feel an enormous
+repugnance to brushing against it. That is why I came here now and then
+to talk to these people; not because these are good, no; the first and
+the last of them are riff-raff, but at least they say what they mean and
+they blaspheme naïvely.”
+
+“What are you going to do after lunch?” Alzugaray asked him. “Have you
+got a sweetheart in one of the old-clothes shops of the quarter?”
+
+“No. I was thinking of taking a walk; that’s all.”
+
+“Then come along.”
+
+They left the tavern and went along a street between sides of sand cut
+straight down, and started up the Cerro del Pimiento. The soft, vague
+mist allowed the Guadarrama to stand out visible.
+
+“This landscape enchants me,” said Cæsar.
+
+“It seems hard and gloomy,” responded Alzugaray.
+
+“Yes, that is true; hard and gloomy, but noble. When one is drenched
+with a miserable political life, when one actually forms a part of
+that Olympus of madmen called Congress, one needs to be purified. How
+miserable, how vile that political life is! How many faces pale with
+envy there are! What low and repugnant hatreds! When I come out
+nauseated by seeing those people; when I am soaked with repugnance, then
+I come out here to walk, I look at those serious mountains, so frowning
+and strong, and the mere sight of them seems like a purifying flame
+which cleanses me from meanness.”
+
+“I see that you are as absurd as ever, Cæsar. It would never occur to
+anybody to come and comfort himself with some melancholy mountains, out
+here between an abandoned hospital, which looks like a leper-asylum, and
+a deserted cemetery.”
+
+“Well, these mountains give me an impression of energy and nobility,
+which raises my spirits. This leper-asylum, as you call it, sunken in a
+pit, this deserted cemetery, those distant mountains, are my friends;
+I imagine they are saying to me: ‘One must be hard, one must be strong
+like us, one must live in solitude....’”
+
+They did not continue their walk much further, because the night and
+the fog combined made it difficult to see the path along the
+Canalillo, which made it possible to fall in, and that would have been
+disagreeable.
+
+They returned the way they had come. From the top of a hill they saw
+Madrid in the twilight, covered with fog; and in the streets newly
+opened between the sides of sand, the lights of the gas-lamps sparkled
+in a nimbus of rainbow....
+
+
+
+
+X. POLITICAL LABOURS
+
+MONEY ON THE EXCHANGE
+
+
+Although Cæsar did not distinguish himself especially in Congress, he
+worked hard. His activities were devoted mainly to two points: the stock
+exchange and Castro Duro.
+
+Cæsar had found a partner to play the market for him, a Bilboan
+capitalist, whom he had convinced of the correctness of his system.
+Señor Salazar had deposited, in Cæsar’s name, thirty thousand dollars.
+With this sum Cæsar played for millions and he was drawing an
+extraordinary dividend from his stocks.
+
+Their operations were made in the name of Alzugaray, whose job it was
+to go every month to see the broker, and to sign and collect the
+certificates. Cæsar gave his orders by telephone, and Alzugaray
+communicated them to the broker.
+
+Alzugaray often went to see Cæsar and said to him:
+
+“The broker came to my house terrified, to tell me that what we are
+going to do is an absurdity.”
+
+“Let it alone,” Cæsar would say. “You know our agreement. You get
+ten percent of the profits for giving the orders. Do not mix in any
+further.”
+
+Often, on seeing the positive result of Cæsar’s speculations, Alzugaray
+would ask him:
+
+“Do you find out at the Ministry what is going to happen?”
+
+“Pshaw!” Cæsar would say; “the market is not a capricious thing, as you
+think. There are signs. I pay attention to a lot of facts, which give
+me indications: coupons, the amount shares advance, the calculation of
+probabilities; and I compare all these scientific data with empirical
+observations that are difficult to explain. In such a situation, events
+are what make the least difference to me. Is there going to be a
+revolution or a Carlist war?... I am careless about it.”
+
+“But this is impossible,” Alzugaray used to say. “Excuse me for saying
+so, but I don’t believe you. You have some secret, and that is what
+helps you.”
+
+“How fantastic you all are!”’ Cæsar would exclaim; “you refuse to
+believe in the rational, and still you believe in the miraculous.”
+
+“No, I do not believe in the miraculous; but I cannot explain your
+methods.”
+
+“That’s clear! Am I to explain them to you! When you don’t know the
+mechanism of the market! I am certain that you have never considered the
+mechanism of the rise produced by the reintegration of the coupon, or
+the way that rise is limited to double its value. Tell me. Do you know
+what that means?”
+
+“No.”
+
+“Well, then, how are you to understand anything?”
+
+“All right, then; explain it to me.”
+
+“There’s no difficulty. You know that the natural tendency of the market
+is to rise.”
+
+“To rise and to fall,” interrupted Alzugaray.
+
+“No, only to rise.”
+
+“I don’t see it.”
+
+“The general tendency of the market is to rise, because having to fall
+eighty _céntimos_, the value of the coupon, every quarter, if the market
+didn’t rise to offset that loss, shares would reach zero....”
+
+“I don’t understand,” said Alzugaray.
+
+“Imagine a man on a stairway; if you oblige him to go down one step
+every so often, in order to keep in the same place as before he will
+necessarily have to go up again, because if he didn’t do so, he would be
+constantly approaching the front door.”
+
+“Yes, surely.” “Well, this man on the stairway is the quotation, and the
+mechanical task of constantly making up for the quarterly loss is what
+is called the reintegration of the coupon.”
+
+“You do not convince me.”
+
+Alzugaray didn’t like listening to these explanations. He had formed
+an opinion that had not much foundation, but he would not admit that
+Cæsar, by reasoning, could arrive at the glimmering of an inductive and
+deductive method, where others saw no more than chance.
+
+
+CÆSAR BEGINS HIS TASK
+
+
+With the money he made on the market, Cæsar was making himself the
+master of Castro Duro. He constantly assumed a more Liberal attitude in
+the Chamber, and was in a position to abandon the Conservative majority,
+on any pretext.
+
+His plan of campaign at Castro Duro corresponded to this political
+position of his: he had rehabilitated the Workmen’s Club and paid its
+debts. The Club had been founded by the workmen of a thread factory,
+now shut. The number of members was very small and the labourers and
+employees of the railway and some weavers were its principal support.
+
+On learning that it was about to be closed for lack of funds, Cæsar
+promised to support it. He thought of endowing the Club with a library,
+and installing a school in the country. On seeing that the Deputy was
+patronizing the Club, a lot of labourers of all kinds joined it. A new
+governing board was named, of which Cæsar was honourary president, and
+the Workmen’s Club re-arose from its ashes. The Republicans and the
+little group of Socialists, almost all weavers, were on Cæsar’s side
+and promised to vote for him in the coming election.
+
+Various Republicans who went to Madrid to call on Cæsar, told him
+he ought to come out as a Republican. They would vote for him with
+enthusiasm.
+
+“No; why should I?” Cæsar used to answer. “Are we going to do any more
+at Castro by my being a Republican than when I am not one? Besides the
+fact that I should not be elected on that ticket and should thus have no
+further influence, to me the forms of a government are indifferent;
+I don’t even care whether it has a true ideal or a false one. What I
+do want is for the town to progress; whether by means of a dream or
+by means of a reality. A politician should seek for efficiency before
+asking anything else, and at present the Republican dream would not be
+efficient at Castro.”
+
+Most of the Republicans did not go away very well satisfied with what
+Cæsar had said; and after leaving him, they would say:
+
+“He is a very curious person, but he favours us and we’ll have to follow
+him.”
+
+The reopening of the Workmen’s Club in Castro was the chance for an
+event. Cæsar was in favour of inaugurating the Club without any
+celebration, without attracting the attention of the Clericals; but the
+members of the Club, on the contrary, wished to give the reactionaries a
+dose to swallow, and Cæsar could not but promise his participation in
+the inauguration.
+
+“Would you like to come to Castro?” Cæsar said to Alzugaray.
+
+“What are you going to do there?”
+
+“We are going to open a Club.”
+
+“Are you going to speak?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“All right. Let’s go, so that I can hear you. Probably you will do it
+badly enough.”
+
+“It’s possible.”
+
+“And what you say won’t please anybody.”
+
+“That’s possible, too. But that makes no difference. You will come?”
+
+“Yes. Will there be picturesque speakers?”
+
+“There are some, but they are not going to speak. There is one, Uncle
+Chinaman, who is a marvel. In describing the actual condition of Spain,
+he once uttered this authoritative phrase: ‘Clericalism in the zenith,
+immorality in high places, the debt floating more every day,...’”
+
+“That’s very good.” “It certainly is. He made another happy phrase,
+criticizing the Spanish administration. ‘For what reason do they write
+so many useless papers?’ he said. ‘So that rats, the obscene reptiles,
+can go on eating them....’”
+
+“That’s very good too.”
+
+“He is a man without any education, but very intelligent. So you are
+going to come?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Then we will meet at the station.”
+
+
+CAN ONE CHANGE OR NOT?
+
+
+They took the train at night and they chatted as they went along in it.
+Cæsar explained to Alzugaray the difficulties he had had to overcome
+in order that the Workmen’s Club could be reinstituted, and went on
+detailing his projects for the future.
+
+“Do you believe the town is going to be transformed?” asked Alzugaray.
+
+“Yes, certainly!” said Cæsar, staring at his friend.
+
+“So then, you, a Darwinist who hold it as a scientific doctrine
+that only the slow action of environment can transform species and
+individuals, believe that a poor worn-out, jog-trotting race is going
+to revive suddenly, in a few years! Can a Darwinist believe in a
+revolutionizing miracle?”
+
+“Previously, no; but now he can.”
+
+“My dear fellow! How so?”
+
+“Haven’t you read anything about the experiments of the Dutch botanist
+Hugo de Vries?”
+
+“No.”
+
+“Well, his experiments have proved that there are certain vegetable
+species which, all at once, without any preparation, without anything
+to make you expect it, change type absolutely and take on other
+characters.”
+
+“The devil! That really is extraordinary.”
+
+“Vries verified this rapid transformation first in a plant named
+OEnotheria Lamarckiana, which, all of a sudden, with no influence from
+the environment, with nothing to justify it, at times changes and
+metamorphosizes itself into a different plant.”
+
+“But this transformation may be due to a disease,” said Alzugaray.
+
+“No, because the mutation, after taking place, persists from generation
+to generation, not with pathological characteristics, but with
+completely normal ones.”
+
+“It is most curious.”
+
+“These experiments have produced Neo-Darwinism. The Neo-Darwinists, with
+Hugo de Vries at their head, believe that species are not generally
+gradually transformed, but that they produce new forms in a sudden,
+brusque way, having children different from the fathers. And if such
+brusque variations can take place in a characteristic so fixed as
+physiological form, what may not happen in a thing so unstable as the
+manner of thinking? Thus, it is very possible that the men of the
+Italian Renaissance or the French Revolution were mentally distinct from
+their predecessors and their successors, and they may even have been
+organically distinct.”
+
+“But this overthrows the whole doctrine of evolution,” said Alzugaray.
+
+“No. The only thing it has done is to distinguish two forms of change:
+one, the slow variation already verified by everybody, the other the
+brusque variation pointed out by Hugo de Vries. We see now that the
+impulses, which in politics are called evolution and revolution, are
+only reflexions of Nature’s movements.”
+
+“So then, we may hope that Castro Duro will change into an Athens?”
+ asked Alzugaray.
+
+“We may hope so,” said Cæsar.
+
+“All right, let’s hope sleeping.”
+
+They ordered the porter to prepare two berths in the car, and they both
+lay down.
+
+
+THE RECEPTION
+
+
+In the morning Cæsar went to the dressing-room, and a short while later
+came back clean and dressed up as if he were at a ball.
+
+“How spruce you are!” Alzugaray said to him.
+
+“Yes, that’s because they will come to receive me at the station.”
+
+“Honestly?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Ha... ha... ha...!” laughed Alzugaray.
+
+“What are you laughing at?” asked Cæsar, smiling.
+
+“At your having arranged a reception and brought me along for a
+witness.”
+
+“No, man, no,” said Cæsar; “I have arranged nothing. The workmen of the
+Club will come down out of gratitude.”
+
+“Ah, that’s it! Then there will be only a few.”
+
+At this juncture the car door opened and a man in the dirty clothes of a
+mechanic appeared.
+
+“Don Cæsar Moncada?” he inquired.
+
+“What is it?” said Cæsar.
+
+“I belong to the Castro Workmen’s Club and I have come to welcome you
+ahead of anybody else,” and he held out his hand. “Greetings!”
+
+“Greetings! Regards to the comrades,” said Cæsar, shaking his hand.
+
+“Damn it, what enthusiasm!” murmured Alzugaray.
+
+The employee disappeared. On arriving at the station, Alzugaray looked
+out the window and saw with astonishment that the platform was full of
+people.
+
+As the car entered the covered area of the station, noisy applause broke
+out. Cæsar opened the door and took off his hat courteously.
+
+“Hurrah for Moncada! Hurrah for the Deputy from Castro! Hurrah for
+liberty!” they heard the shouts.
+
+Cæsar got out of the car, followed by Alzugaray, and found himself
+surrounded by a lot of people. There were some workmen and peasants, but
+the majority were comfortable citizens.
+
+They all crowded around to grasp his hand.
+
+Surrounded by this multitude, they left the station. There Cæsar took
+leave of all his acquaintances and got into a carriage with Alzugaray,
+while hurrahs and applauses resounded.
+
+“Eh? What did you think of the reception?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“Magnificent, my boy!”
+
+“You can’t say I behaved like a demagogue.”
+
+“On the contrary, you were too distant.”
+
+“They know I am like that and it doesn’t astonish them.”
+
+Cæsar had a rented house in Castro and the two friends went to it.
+All morning and part of the afternoon committees kept coming from the
+villages, who wanted to talk with Cæsar and consult him about the
+affairs of their respective municipalities.
+
+
+INAUGURATION OF THE CLUB
+
+
+In the evening the Workmen’s Club was inaugurated. Nobody in Castro
+talked of anything else. The Clerical element had advised all religious
+persons to stay away from the meeting.
+
+The large hall of the Club was profusely lighted; and by half-past six
+was already completely full.
+
+At seven the ceremony began. The president of the Club, a printer,
+spoke, and told of Cæsar’s benefactions; then the Republican
+bookseller, San Román, give a discourse; and after him Cæsar took up
+the tale.
+
+He explained his position in the Chamber in detail. The people listened
+with some astonishment, doubtless wishing to find an opportune occasion
+for applause, and not finding it.
+
+Some of the old men put their hands to their ears, like a shell, so as
+to hear better.
+
+Next, Cæsar spoke about life in Castro, and pointed out the town’s
+needs.
+
+“You have here,” he said, “three fundamental problems, as is the case
+with almost all towns in the interior of Spain. First: water. You have
+neither good drinking water, nor enough water for irrigation. For
+want of drinkable water, the mortality of Castro is high; for want of
+irrigation, you cannot cultivate more than a very small zone, under
+good conditions. For that reason water must be brought here, and an
+irrigation canal begun. Second problem: subsistence. Here, as in the
+whole of Castile, there are people who corner the grain market and raise
+the price of wheat, and people who corner the necessities of life and
+put up their prices as high as they feel like. To prevent this, it is
+necessary for the Municipality to establish a public granary which shall
+regulate prices. For, want of that, the people are condemned to hunger,
+and people that do not eat can neither work nor be free. Third problem:
+means of transport. You have the railway here, but you have neither good
+highways nor good byways, and transportation is most difficult. I,
+for my part, will do all I can to keep the federal government
+from neglecting this region, but we must also stir up the little
+municipalities to take care of their roads.
+
+“These three are questions that must be settled as soon as possible.
+
+“Water, subsistence, transportation; those are not matters of luxury,
+but of necessity, matters of life. They belong to what may be called the
+politics of bread.
+
+“I cannot make the reforms alone; first, because I have not the means;
+next, because even supposing I had, if I must leave these improvements
+in a township that would not look after them, not take care of them,
+they would soon disappear; they would be like the canals dug by the
+Moors and afterwards allowed to fill up through the neglect of
+the Christians. That is what politics are needed for, to convince
+reactionaries.
+
+“At the same time, looking toward the future, let us start the school,
+which I should like to see not merely a primary school, but also a
+school for working-men.
+
+“Let us endeavour, too, to turn the field of San Roque into a park.”
+
+After explaining his program, Cæsar called on all progressive men who
+had liberal ideas and loved their city, to collaborate in his work.
+
+When he ended his speech, all the audience applauded violently.
+Alzugaray was able to verify the fact that the majority of them had not
+understood what Cæsar was saying. “They didn’t understand anything. A
+few sparkling phrases would have pleased them much better.”
+
+“Ah, of course. But that makes no difference,” replied Cæsar. “They
+will get used to it.”
+
+The inauguration over, the bookseller, San Román, Dr. Ortigosa, Señor
+Camacho, who was the pharmacist that called himself an inventor of
+explosives, and some others, met in the office of the Club, and talked
+with great enthusiasm of the transformation that was obviously taking
+place at Castro.
+
+
+
+
+XI. THE PITFALL OF SINIGAGLIA
+
+A COMMISSION FOR THE MINISTER
+
+
+A few days later, during Carnival, the Minister of the Treasury
+presented himself at Cæsar’s hotel. The famous financier was a trifle
+nervous.
+
+“Come along with me,” he said.
+
+“Come on.”
+
+They got into a motor, and the Minister suddenly asked:
+
+“Could you go to Paris immediately?”
+
+“There’s nothing to prevent. What is it to do?”
+
+“You know that the great financier Dupont de Sarthe is studying out a
+plan for restoring the value of the currency of Spain.”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Well, today the Speaker asked me several times if it was ready. It is
+necessary for me to introduce it soon, as soon as possible, and along
+with the plan for restoring the currency, one for the suppression of the
+government tax.”
+
+“The Speaker wishes to have these plans introduced?”
+
+“Yes, he wishes them introduced at once.”
+
+“That indicates that the Conservative situation is very strong,” said
+Cæsar.
+
+“Obviously.”
+
+“And what do you want me to do?”
+
+“Go to Dupont de Sarthe and have him explain his scheme clearly, and
+tell you the difficulties; if he has an outline of it, have him give it
+to you; if not, have him give you his notes.”
+
+“All right. Shall I go tonight?”
+
+“If you can, it would be the best thing.” “There’s nothing to prevent.
+Take me back to the hotel and I will pack.”
+
+The Minister told the chauffeur to go back to Cæsar’s house.
+
+“As soon as you arrive, let me know by wire, and write to me explaining
+the scheme in the greatest possible detail.”
+
+“Very good.”
+
+“You will need money; I don’t know if I have any here,” said the
+Minister, feeling for his pocket-book.
+
+“I have enough for the trip,” replied Cæsar. “But, as I might need some
+in Paris, it would not be a bad idea for you to open an account for me
+at a bank there, or else to give me a cheque.”
+
+The Minister vacillated, then went into the hotel writing-room and
+signed a cheque on a Parisian banker in the Rue de Provence, which he
+handed to Cæsar.
+
+“See you on your return,” he said.
+
+“Good-bye.”
+
+Cæsar called a servant and bade him:
+
+“Telephone to my friend Alzugaray. You know his number. Tell him to be
+here inside an hour.”
+
+“Very good, sir.”
+
+This arranged, Cæsar went to the main door and saw that the Minister’s
+motor was headed for down town. Immediately he took a carriage and went
+to the Chamber. The undersecretary of the Speaker was a friend of his;
+sometimes he gave him advice about playing the market.
+
+Cæsar looked him up, and when he found him, said:
+
+“How are we getting on?”
+
+“All right, man,” replied the undersecretary.
+
+“Come over here, so I can see you in the light,” said Cæsar, and taking
+him by the hand, he looked into his eyes.
+
+“It’s true,” said the undersecretary, laughing, “that the situation is
+not very strong.”
+
+“What is the danger?”
+
+“The only danger is your friend, the famous financier. He is the one who
+could play us a dirty trick.”
+
+“Do you suspect what it could be?” “No. Not clearly. You must know
+better than any one else.”
+
+“I have just seen the Minister, and he gave me the impression of being
+satisfied.”
+
+“Then everything is all right. But I haven’t much confidence.”
+
+Cæsar left the undersecretary, went out of the Chamber, and returned
+home in the carriage. Alzugaray was waiting in the entry for him.
+
+Cæsar called to him from the carriage:
+
+“I am going to Paris,” he told him, “to spend a few days.”
+
+“Good.”
+
+“I must draw out what money I have in the Bank.”
+
+“Let’s go there now.”
+
+They went to the Bank, to the paying teller, and Cæsar drew out twenty
+thousand pesetas of his few months’ winnings on the market.
+
+“You are not going to play at all, this month?” asked Alzugaray.
+
+“No, not this month.”
+
+They left the Bank.
+
+“I will wire you my address in Paris,” said Cæsar.
+
+“Very good. And nothing is to be done?”
+
+“No. That is to say, my partner and I are not going to play.
+Nevertheless, I am going to leave you two thousand pesetas, and if you
+think well, you can use it as you choose.”
+
+“All right,” said Alzugaray, pleased at Cæsar’s confidence in his
+talents for speculation.
+
+“In case I need any information which had best not be public,” Cæsar
+went on, “I will wire you in code. Do you know the Aran code?”
+
+“No.”
+
+“I will give it to you, directly, at my house. If you receive a telegram
+from me from Paris, beginning with your name: ‘Ignacio, do thus or so,’
+you will know it is in the code.”
+
+“I follow you. What’s up?”
+
+“An affair the Minister is putting through, which we will not let him
+pull off without getting our share out of him. I will explain it to you,
+when I come back.”
+
+“How long do you expect to be there?”
+
+“Two weeks at most; but perhaps I’ll come right back.”
+
+
+INDUCTION
+
+
+On arriving at the train, Cæsar bought all the evening papers. In one
+of them he found an article entitled: _The Projects of the Minister of
+Finance_, and he read it carefully.
+
+The writer said that the Minister of Finance had never been so closely
+identified with the Conservative Cabinet as at that moment; that he
+had plans for a number of projects for the salvation of the Spanish
+Treasury, which he would briefly explain.
+
+“It’s a witty joke,” thought Cæsar.
+
+He was too well acquainted with the market and monetary affairs in
+general, too well acquainted with the sterling worth of the famous
+financier not to understand the idea of his scheme.
+
+Cæsar knew that the Minister not only was not on good terms with his
+colleagues in the Government, but was at sword’s points with them, and
+was moreover disposed to give up his portfolio from one day to the next.
+
+Whence came this haste to launch the plan for the suppression of the
+government tax and restoring the value of the currency? Why did he send
+him, Cæsar, on this errand, and not somebody in the Department?
+
+His haste to launch the plan was easy to comprehend.
+
+The Minister was about to give a decisive impulse to all stocks; the
+suppression of the affidavit and the restoring the value of the currency
+would shove up domestic paper in Spain and foreign stocks in France to
+extraordinary heights. Then a difficulty with the Speaker, a moment of
+anger, such as was to be expected in a character like the Minister’s,
+would oblige him to offer his resignation... prices would take a
+terrible drop, and the Minister, having already planned for a big bear
+scoop in Paris, would clear some hundreds of thousands of francs and
+keep his reputation as a patriot and an excellent financier.
+
+Why was he sending Cæsar? No doubt because he suspected his secretary,
+whom he had probably given similar missions to previously.
+
+Cæsar knew the Minister well. He had described him in his notes in
+these words: “He is dark and brachicephalic; a man of tradition and
+good common sense; average intellect, astute, a good father and a good
+Catholic. He believes himself cleverer than he really is. His two
+leading passions are vanity and money.”
+
+Cæsar knew the Minister, but the Minister did not know Cæsar. He
+imagined him to be a man of brilliant intellect, but incapable of
+grasping realities.
+
+After thinking a long while over the business, while he was undressing
+to go to bed in the sleeping-car, Cæsar said:
+
+“There is only one thing to find out. Who is the Minister’s broker in
+Paris, and who is his banker? With Yarza’s assistance that is not going
+to be difficult for me to ascertain. When we know what broker he works
+through and what banker, the affair is finished.”
+
+Having concluded thus, he got into his berth, put out the light, and lay
+there dozing.
+
+
+IN PARIS
+
+
+On arriving at Paris next evening, he left his luggage in the hotel at
+the Quai d’Orsay station. He wired his address to the Minister and to
+Alzugaray, and went out at once to look for Carlos Yarza. He was unable
+to find him until very late at night. He explained to his friend what
+had brought him, and Yarza told him he was at his disposition.
+
+“When you need me, let me know.”
+
+“Good.”
+
+Cæsar went off to bed, and the next morning he proceeded to the
+banking-house in the Rue de Provence where he was to cash the cheque
+handed him by the Minister of the Treasury.
+
+He entered the bank and asked for the president. A clerk came out and
+Cæsar explained to him that on arriving at his hotel he had missed a
+cheque for three thousand francs from the Spanish Minister of Finance.
+He introduced himself as a Deputy, as an intimate friend of the
+Minister’s, and behaved as if much vexed. The department manager told
+him that they could do no more than take the number and not pay the
+cheque if anybody presented it for payment.
+
+“You don’t handle the Minister’s business here?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“No, only very rarely,” said the manager.
+
+“You don’t know who his regular banker is?”
+
+“No; I will ask, because it is very possible that the chief may know.”
+
+The clerk went out and came back a little later, informing Cæsar that
+they said the house the Spanish Minister of Finance did his banking with
+was Recquillart and Company, Rue Bergère.
+
+The street was near at hand, and it took Cæsar only a very little while
+to get there. The building was dark, lighted by electricity even in the
+daytime, one of those classic corners where Jewish usurers amass great
+fortunes.
+
+There was no question of employing the same ruse as in the Rue de
+Provence, and Cæsar thought of another.
+
+He asked for M. Recquillart, and out came a heavy gentleman, a blond
+going grey, with a rosy cranium and gold eyeglasses.
+
+Cæsar told him he was secretary to a rich Spanish miner, who was then
+in Paris. That gentleman wanted to try some business on the Bourse, but
+was unable to come to the bank because he was ill of the dropsy.
+
+“Who recommended our house to this gentleman?” asked the banker.
+
+“I think it was the Minister of Finance, in Spain.”
+
+“Ah, yes, very good, very good! And how are we to communicate with him?
+Through you?”
+
+“No. He told me he would prefer to have a clerk who knows Spanish come
+to him and take his orders.” “That is all right; one shall go. We
+happen to have a Spanish clerk. At what hour shall he come?” said M.
+Recquillart, taking out a pencil.
+
+“At nine in the evening.”
+
+“For whom shall he ask?”
+
+“For Señor Pérez Cuesta.”
+
+“At what hotel?”
+
+“The one in the Quai d’Orsay station.”
+
+“Very good indeed.”
+
+Cæsar bowed; and after he had sent Yarza a telephone message, making
+an appointment for after the Bourse at the Café Riche, he took an
+automobile and went to hunt for the great financier Dupont de Sarthe,
+who lived on the other bank of the Seine, near the Montparnasse station.
+
+He had a large, sumptuous office, with an enormous library. Two
+secretaries were at work at small tables placed in front of the
+balconies, and the master wrote at a big Ministerial table full of
+books. When Cæsar introduced himself, the great economist rose, offered
+his hand, and in a sharp voice with a Parisian accent, asked what he
+desired.
+
+Cæsar told him the Minister’s request, and the great economist became
+indignant.
+
+“Does that gentleman imagine that I am at his bidding, to begin a piece
+of work and stop it according as it suits him, and take it up again when
+he orders? No, tell him no. Tell him the scheme he asked me for is not
+done, not finished; that I cannot give him any data or any information
+at all.”
+
+In view of the great man’s indignation, Cæsar made no reply, but left
+the house. He lunched at his hotel, gave orders that if any one brought
+a letter or message for Señor Pérez Cuesta they should receive it, and
+went again to the Rue de Provence, where he said he had had the good
+luck to find his cheque.
+
+With all these goings and comings it got to be three o’clock, and Cæsar
+turned his steps toward the Café Riche. Yarza was there and the two
+talked a long while. Yarza knew of the manoeuvres of the Minister of
+Finance, and he gave his opinion about them with great knowledge of the
+business questions. He also knew Recquillart’s clerk, the Catalan Pujol,
+of whom he had not a very good opinion.
+
+The two friends made an engagement for the next day and Cæsar
+hurried to his hotel. He wrote to the Minister, telling him what the
+fundamentals of Dupont de Sarthe’s project were; and between his own
+ideas and those Yarza had expounded to him, he was able to draw up a
+complete enough plan.
+
+“The Minister being a man who knows nothing about all this,” thought
+Cæsar, “when he understands that the ideas I expound are those of the
+celebrated Dupont de Sarthe, will find them wonderful.”
+
+
+RECQUILLART’S CLERK
+
+
+After having written his letter and taken a little tea, he lay stretched
+out on a divan, until they brought him word that a young man was asking
+for Señor Pérez Cuesta.
+
+“Send him up.”
+
+Señor Puchol entered, a dark little man who wore a morning-coat and had
+a hat with a flat brim edged with braid.
+
+Cæsar greeted him affably and made him sit down.
+
+“But are you not Spanish?” Cæsar asked him.
+
+“Yes, I was born in Barcelona.”
+
+“I should have taken you for a Frenchman.”
+
+“In dress and everything else, I am a complete Parisian.”
+
+“This poor man is full of vanity,” thought Cæsar. “All the better.” He
+immediately began to explain the affair.
+
+“Look,” he said, “the whole matter is this: the Spanish Minister of
+Finance, my chief, has dealings on a large scale with the Recquillart
+bank; you know that, and so do I; but the Recquillarts, besides charging
+an inflated commission, interfere in his buying and selling with so
+little cleverness, that whenever he buys, it turns out that he bought
+for more than the market price of the security, and whenever he sells,
+he sells lower than the quotation. The Minister does not wish to break
+off with the Recquillarts....”
+
+“He can’t, you meant to say,” replied Puchol, in an insinuating manner.
+“Since you know the situation...” responded Cæsar.
+
+“Oughtn’t I to?”
+
+“Since you know the whole situation,” continued Cæsar, “I will say that
+he cannot indeed break off with the Recquillarts, but the Minister would
+like to do business with somebody else, without passing under the yoke
+of the chief.”
+
+“He ought to make arrangements with another broker here,” said Puchol.
+
+“Ah, certainly. I have brought some twenty thousand francs with that
+object.”
+
+“Then there is no difficulty.”
+
+“But we need a go-between. The Minister doesn’t care to turn to the
+first banker at hand and explain all his combinations to him.”
+
+“That’s where I come in.”
+
+“Good, but we must know beforehand how much you are to get. Your
+demands may be such that it would be better for him to stick to the
+Recquillarts.”
+
+“Recquillart gets ten percent of the profits, besides a small commission
+as broker. I will take five.”
+
+“It’s a good deal.”
+
+“I will not accept less; the arrangement might cost me my career.
+Consult him....”
+
+“If I could consult him! The truth is that there may not be time. We
+will accept five.”
+
+“What does the Minister wish to speculate in? The same things as with
+Recquillart? Foreign Loans and Northerns?”
+
+“Exactly. Just as before.”
+
+“All right. The investment, as you can see, is safe,” Puchol continued.
+“I would put my fortune in it, if I had one. There are a lot of
+newspapers bought; all the financial reviews are predicting a rise.”
+
+The clerk took out a folded review and handed it to Cæsar, who read:
+
+“We are assured that the plan of the Spanish Minister of Finance must
+make foreign securities rise considerably. Northerns will follow the
+same path, and there are indications that their rise will be very rapid
+and will cover several points.”
+
+“The field is going to be covered with corpses,” said Cæsar.
+
+Señor Puchol burst out laughing; Cæsar invited him to dine with him,
+and gave him a sumptuous dinner with good wines.
+
+Puchol was absolutely vain, and he boasted of his triumphs on the
+Bourse; it was he who guided Recquillart in the dealings he had with
+Spaniards, in which they had plucked various incautious persons.
+
+“How much will the Minister’s operation amount to?” Cæsar asked him.
+
+“Nobody can prevent his making three hundred thousand, at the least.
+With the increase he has ordered you to make, it will come to six
+hundred thousand. We will gobble up the two points it falls.”
+
+“I don’t know if there may have been some new order while I was in the
+train coming to Paris,” said Cæsar.
+
+“No, his operation is all arranged,” replied Puchol, and he got out a
+note-book and consulted it. “It will be like giving away bread. We are
+going to sell ten millions of Foreigns and five hundred Northerns on the
+seventeenth, the eighteenth, and the twentieth.”
+
+“And the scoop will take place?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“On the 27th.”
+
+“So that on those days we shall sell just as much again?”
+
+“And we shall sell much dearer.”
+
+They dropped that point and talked of other things.
+
+Señor Puchol was a literary man and was writing a symbolistic drama
+which he wanted to read to Cæsar.
+
+At twelve they said good-night. Puchol was to tell his chief that he had
+not been able to do any business with Señor Pérez Cuesta. In respect to
+the other matter, they had an engagement for ten the next morning at a
+café in the neighbourhood of the Bourse.
+
+There were no great difficulties to overcome. They saw a broker named
+Müller. Cæsar entrusted him with his twenty thousand francs, and hinted
+that the speculation was being made for some rich people, who would
+have no objection to making up any loss, if he should exceed the twenty
+thousand francs.
+
+The broker told him he could play whatsoever sum he wished.
+
+As Cæsar had not entire confidence in Puchol, and did not care either
+to tell the broker that he was to begin only when the stocks fell, he
+brought Yarza into the deal.
+
+Puchol was to say to Yarza: “The Minister has given the order to sell”;
+and Yarza would first verify this, if he could verify it; then he would
+tell the broker: “Sell.” It might go as far as handling twenty millions
+of Foreigns and up to a thousand of Northerns.
+
+In order to get all the ends well tied up, Cæsar had to get from one
+place to another without a moment’s rest.
+
+
+IN MADRID
+
+
+The trap being set, Cæsar took the train, worn out and feverish. He
+arrived at Madrid, took a bath, and went to see the Minister; and after
+the interview went to his house in the Calle de Galileo and spent two
+days in bed, alone in the completest silence.
+
+The third day Alzugaray arrived, anxious.
+
+“What’s the matter? Are you sick?” he asked.
+
+“No. How did you know I was here?”
+
+“Your janitress came to my house to tell me you were in bed.”
+
+“Well, there’s nothing wrong with me, boy.”
+
+“You should know that there’s a splendid chance to make some money,
+today.”
+
+“My dear fellow!”
+
+“Yes, and we haven’t done anything in the market, except one miserable
+little operation.”
+
+“And why do you think there is such a good chance?”
+
+“Because there is, because everybody can see it,” said Alzugaray.
+“Prices are going to rise with this project of the Minister of
+Finance’s; they are going in for a big deal; everybody has been
+indiscreet, without meaning to be, and people on the market are buying
+and buying. Everybody is sure of a rise... and we are doing nothing.”
+
+“We are doing nothing,” repeated Cæsar.
+
+“But it is absurd.”
+
+“What’s the date?”
+
+“The twenty-second.”
+
+“The evening of the twenty-seventh we will talk.”
+
+“How mysterious you are, boy.”
+
+“I can’t tell you any more now. If you have bought anything, sell it.”
+
+“But why?”
+
+“I can’t tell you.”
+
+“All right, when you get on these sibylline airs, I say no more. Another
+thing. Various gentlemen have come to tell me that they wanted to play
+the market; they have heard that it is about to go up....”
+
+“Who were they?”
+
+“Among others, Amparito’s father and Don Calixto García Guerrero.”
+
+“If they wish to give security, tell our broker, and I will sell them
+anything they want to buy.”
+
+“Really?”
+
+“Really. I have my reasons for doing it.”
+
+“This time we are all going to make, except you.”
+
+“Dear Ignacio, I am at Sinigaglia.”
+
+“What does that mean?”
+
+“If you have a moment free, read the history of the Borgias,” murmured
+Cæsar, turning over in bed.
+
+The next few days Cæsar lived in constant intranquillity. Yarza
+telegraphed him, saying that they had done the whole operation. On the
+27th, in the afternoon, Cæsar wandered toward the Calle de Alcalá;
+Madrid wore its normal aspect; the newspaper boys were calling no
+extras. More worried than he liked, Cæsar went for his walk by the
+Canalillo and then shut himself in his house. In the evening he went out
+breathless and bought the newspapers. His first impression was one of
+panic; there was nothing; on reaching the third page he uttered an
+exclamation and smiled. The Minister of Finance had just offered his
+resignation.
+
+The next morning Cæsar went to the hotel in the Carrera de San Jerónimo
+where he had a room, and in the afternoon to the Chamber. He telephoned
+to Alzugaray to come and see him after the exchange closed.
+
+Alzugaray arrived, looking pale, in company with Amparito’s father, Don
+Calixto, and the broker. They were all wretched. The news was horrible.
+Domestics had fallen two points and were still falling; in Paris the
+Foreign Loan had fallen more than four; Northern was not falling but
+tumbling to the bottom of a precipice.
+
+“Did you know that the Minister was going to present his resignation?”
+ asked the broker, in despair.
+
+“I, no. How should I know it? Even the Minister himself couldn’t have
+known it yesterday. But I had scientific data for not believing in that
+rise.”
+
+“I am ruined,” exclaimed the broker. “I have lost my savings.”
+
+Don Calixto and Amparito’s father had also lost very large sums, which
+Cæsar won, and they were disconsolate.
+
+When they were gone and only Alzugaray remained, he said to Cæsar:
+
+“And you have played in Paris, too, probably.”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“On a fall?”
+
+“Certainly.”
+
+“You are a bandit.”
+
+“This game, my dear Ignacio, based solely on events, is not a
+speculator’s game, but is, simply, a hold-up. The other day I told you:
+‘I am at Sinigaglia.’ Did you read the history of Cæsar Borgia?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Well, what he did at Sinigaglia to the _condottieri_, to Vittellozzo,
+Oliverotto da Fermo, and his other two captain-adventurers, I have done
+to the Minister of Finance, to Don Calixto, Amparito’s father, and many
+others.” And Cæsar explained his game. Alzugaray was amazed.
+
+“How much have you made?”
+
+“From what these telegrams say, I think I shall go over half a million
+francs. From those beginners, Don Calixto and Amparito’s father, I think
+I have made forty thousand pesetas.”
+
+“What an atrocious person! If the Minister should find out about your
+game.”
+
+“Let him find out. I am not worried. The famous financier, in addition
+to being an idiot, is an honourable rogue. He plays the market with
+the object of enriching himself and leaving a fortune to his repugnant
+children. I, on the other hand, play it with a patriotic object.”
+
+The matter didn’t rest there: Puchol, carried away by an easily
+comprehensible desire for lucre, and thinking it brought the same amount
+to the famous financier whether he played through Recquillart or through
+Muller, had made the last bid for the Minister through the new broker.
+
+The Minister’s winnings diminished considerably and Cæsar’s gained in
+proportion. The illustrious financier, on learning what had happened,
+shrieked to heaven; but he said nothing, because of the secret
+transaction they had had together. Puchol was dismissed by Recquillart,
+and with the thirty thousand francs he collected from Cæsar he set up
+for himself.
+
+The Minister, a little later, went to Biarritz, to collect his share.
+On his return he sent Cæsar a note, unsigned and written on the
+type-writer. It read:
+
+“I did not think you had enough ability for cheating. Another time I
+will be more careful.”
+
+Cæsar replied in the same manner, as follows:
+
+“When it’s a question of a man who, besides being an idiot, is a poor
+creature and a cheat like you, I have no scruple in robbing him first
+and despising him afterwards.”
+
+Some days later Cæsar published an article attacking the retiring
+Minister of Finance and disclosing a lot of data and figures.
+
+The Minister answered with a letter in a Conservative paper, in which
+he denied everything Cæsar alleged, and said, with contempt, that
+questions of Finance were not to be treated by “amateurs.”
+
+Cæsar said that he considered himself insulted by the Minister’s words,
+whom, however, he admired as a financier; and a few months later he
+joined the Liberal party and was received with open arms by its famous
+chief.
+
+
+XII. LOCAL STRUGGLES
+
+THE WATER SUPPLY
+
+
+Cæsar had money in abundance, and he decided to exert a decisive
+influence on Castro Duro.
+
+For a long while he had had various projects planned.
+
+He thought it was an appropriate moment to put them into practice.
+
+The first that he tried to carry out was the water supply.
+
+The Municipality had a plan for this in the archives, and Cæsar asked
+for it to study. The scheme was big and expensive; the stream it was
+necessary to harness so as to bring it to Castro, was far away. Besides
+it was requisite to construct a piping system or an aqueduct.
+
+Cæsar consulted an engineer, who told him:
+
+“From a business point of view, this is very poor. Even if you use
+the superfluous water, in a factory for instance, it will give you no
+results.”
+
+“What shall we do then?”
+
+“The simplest thing would be to put in a pumping plant and pump up the
+river water.”
+
+“But it is infected water, full of impurities.”
+
+“It can be purified by filtering. That’s not difficult.”
+
+Cæsar laid this plan before the Municipality, and it was decided to
+carry it out, as the most practical and practicable. A company was
+formed to pump up the water, and work was begun.
+
+The stockholders were almost all rich people of Castro, and the company
+drew up its constitution in such a manner that the town got scarcely any
+benefit out of it. They were not going to instal more than two public
+fountains inside the city limits, and those were to run only a few
+hours. Cæsar tried to convince them that this was absurd, but nobody
+paid any attention to him.
+
+
+THE LIBRARY
+
+
+A bit disappointed, he left the “Water Pumping Company” to go its way,
+and devoted himself entirely to things that he could carry out alone.
+
+The first one he tried was establishing a circulating library of
+technical books on trades and agriculture, and of polite and scientific
+literature, in the Workmen’s Club.
+
+“They will sell the books,” everybody said; “they will get them all
+soiled, and tear out the leaves....”
+
+Cæsar had the volumes bound, and at the end of each he had ten or
+twelve blank sheets put in, in case the reader wished to write notes.
+
+The experiment began; predictions were not fulfilled; the books came
+back to the library untorn and unspotted and with some very ingenuous
+notes in them. Lots of people took out books.
+
+The clerical element immediately protested; the priests said in the
+pulpit that to send any chance book to working people’s houses without
+examining it first, was to lead people into error. Dr. Ortigosa retorted
+that Science did not need the approval of sacristans. As, in spite
+of the clerical element’s advice, people kept on reading, there were
+various persons that took out books and filled them with obscene
+drawings and tore out illustrations. Dr. Ortigosa sent Cæsar a letter
+informing him what was happening, and Cæsar answered that he must limit
+the distribution of books to the members of the Workmen’s Club and
+people that were known. He bade him replace the six or seven books
+abused, and continued to send new ones.
+
+The ferment kept the city stirred up; there were no end of heated
+discussions; lectures were given in the Club, and Dr. Ortigosa’s paper,
+_The Protest_, came to life again.
+
+“I am with you in whatever will agitate the people’s ideas,” wrote
+Cæsar; “but if they start to play orators and revolutionists, and
+you folks come along with pedantic notions, then I for my part shall
+drop the whole thing.”
+
+When Cæsar was in Castro, he spent his evenings at the Workmen’s Club.
+They gave moving pictures and frequent balls. Cæsar did not miss one of
+the Club’s entertainments. The men came to him for advice, and the
+girls and the little boys bowed to him affectionately. There was great
+enthusiasm over him.
+
+
+THE BENEVOLENT SOCIETY
+
+
+Shortly after the initiation of these improvements in the Club, there
+appeared in Castro Duro, without fuss, without noise, two rather
+mysterious societies; the Benevolent Society of Saint Joseph and the
+Agricultural Fund. In an instant the Benevolent Society of Saint Joseph
+had a numerous array of members and patrons. All the great landholders
+of the region, including Amparito’s father, bound themselves to employ
+no labourers except those belonging to the Benevolent Society. In the
+neighbouring villages the inhabitants joined _en masse_. At the same
+time as this important society, Father Martin and his friends founded
+the Castrian Agricultural Fund, whose purpose was to make loans, at a
+low rate of interest, to small proprietors.
+
+The two Catholic institutions set themselves up in rivalry to the
+Workmen’s institution. The town was divided; the Catholics were more
+numerous and richer; the Liberals more determined and enthusiastic. The
+Catholics had given their upholders a resigned character.
+
+Moreover, the name Catholic applied to the members of the two Clerical
+societies made those who did not belong to them admit with great
+tranquillity that _they_ were not Catholics.
+
+The Clericals called their enemies Moncadists, and by implication
+Schismatics, Atheists, and Anarchists. Inside the town there was a
+Moncadist majority; in the environs everybody was a Catholic and
+belonged to the Benevolent Society.
+
+Generally the Catholics were abused in word and deed by the Moncadists;
+the members of the Workmen’s Club held those of the Benevolent Society
+for cowards and traitors. Doubtless Father Martín did not wish that
+his followers should be distinguished by Christian meekness, and he
+appointed a bully whom people called “Driveller” Juan warden of the
+Benevolent Society. This Juan was a lad who lived without working; his
+mother and his sisters were dressmakers, and he bled them for money, and
+spent his life in taverns and gambling-dens.
+
+“Driveller” began to insult members of the club, especially the boys,
+and to defy them, on any pretext. Dr. Ortigosa went to see Cæsar and
+explained the situation. “Driveller” was a coward, he didn’t venture
+beyond a few peaceable workmen; but if he had defied “Furibis” or
+“Panza” or any of the railway men that belonged to the Club, they
+would have given him what he deserved. But in spite of “Driveller’s”
+ cowardice, he inspired terror among the young boys and apprentices.
+
+Dr. Ortigosa was in favour of getting another bully, who could undertake
+the job of cutting out “Driveller’s” guts.
+
+“Whom are we to get?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“We know somebody,” said Ortigosa.
+
+“Who is it?”
+
+“’ El Montes.’”
+
+“What kind of a party is he?”
+
+“A bandit like the other, but braver.”
+
+_BANDITS_
+
+“El Montes” had just come out of Ocaña.
+
+He was a Manchegan, tall, strong, robust, and had been in the
+penitentiary several times.
+
+“And how do we manage ‘El Montes’?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“We make him a servant at the Workmen’s Club.”
+
+“He will corrupt the place.”
+
+“Yes, that’s true. Then at the right moment we shall send him to the
+Café del Comercio. They gamble at that café; he can go there and in two
+or three days call a halt on ‘Driveller’ Juan.” “Good.”
+
+“We must arrange for you to dismiss the new judge and put in some friend
+of yours, and one fine day we will get a quarrel started and we will put
+all Father Martin’s friends in jail.”
+
+“You two play atrocious politics,” said Alzugaray, who was listening to
+the conversation.
+
+“It’s the only kind that will work,” replied Ortigosa. “This is
+scientific politics. Ruffianism converted into philosophy. We are
+playing a game of chess with Father Martin and we are going to see if we
+can’t win it.”
+
+“But, man, employing all these cut-throats!”
+
+“My dear friend,” responded Cæsar, “political situations include such
+things; with their heads they touch the noblest things, the safety of
+one’s native land and the race; with their feet they touch the meanest
+things, plots, vices, crimes. A politician of today still has to mingle
+with reptiles, even though he be an honourable man.”
+
+“Besides, we need have no scruples,” added Ortigosa; “the inhabitants of
+Castro are laboratory guinea-pigs. We are going to experiment on them,
+we are going to see if they can stand the Liberal serum.”
+
+* * * * *
+
+_THE TWO ASYLUMS_
+
+A little after these rivalries between the Benevolent Society and the
+Workmen’s Club, which stirred up every one’s passions to an extreme
+never before known at Castro Duro, another motive for agitation
+transpired.
+
+There were two asylums in the town; the Municipal Aid and the Asylum of
+the Little Sisters of the Poor.
+
+The Municipal Aid had its own property and was wisely organized; the old
+people were permitted to go out of the asylum, they had no uniform, and
+from time to time they were allowed to drink a glass of something. In
+the Little Sisters’ Home, on the contrary, discipline was most severe;
+all the inmates had to go dressed in a horrible uniform, which the
+poor hated; to be present, like a chorus, at the funerals of important
+persons; pray at every step; and besides all that, they were forbidden
+under pain of expulsion, to smoke or to drink anything.
+
+So the result was that there were abandoned old wretches, who, if they
+couldn’t get a place in the Aid, let themselves die in some corner,
+rather than put on the uniform of the Little Sisters’ Home, degrading in
+their eyes.
+
+That asylum had no income, because its Catholic managers had eaten it
+all up. In view of the institution’s bad economic condition, it occurred
+to Father Martin to consolidate the two; to make one asylum of the
+municipal and the religious, and to put it under the strict rule of the
+religious one. What Father Martin wanted was that the Little Sisters
+should have a finger in the whole thing, and that the income of one
+institution should serve for both.
+
+Cæsar threatened the mayor with dismissal if he accepted the
+arrangement, and insisted that the Liberal councilmen should not permit
+the fusion, which was to the great advantage of the Clerical party.
+
+As a matter of fact, the plan came to nothing, and Cæsar treated the
+Municipal Aid to two barrels of wine and tobacco in abundance, which
+aroused great enthusiasm among the old people, who cheered for the
+Deputy of their District.
+
+Cæsar rode over the situation on horseback; but the Clerical campaign
+strengthened at the same rate that popular sympathies went out toward
+him. In almost every sermon there were allusions to the immorality and
+the irreligion that reigned in the town. The support of the women was
+sought and they were exhorted to influence their husbands, brothers, and
+sons to resign from the Workmen’s Club.
+
+The old pulpit oratory began to seem mild, and on the feast of the
+Virgin of the Rock, a young preacher launched out, in the church, into
+an eloquent, violent, and despotic sermon in which he threatened eternal
+suffering to those who belonged to heretical clubs and would not return
+to the loving bosom of the Church. The homily caused the greatest
+impression, and there were a few unhappy mortals who, some days later,
+were reported as dead or missing at the Workmen’s Club.
+
+
+
+
+XIII. AMPARITO IN ACTION
+
+_LAURA AT CASTRO_
+
+
+A time for new elections arrived, and Cæsar stood for Castro Duro. Don
+Calixto, who had married his two daughters and was bored at not being
+allowed to pull the strings in the town, decided to move to Madrid.
+First he had thought of spending only some time at the capital, but
+later he decided to stay there and he had his furniture sent down.
+
+People said that Don Calixto had no great affection for the old palace
+of the Dukes of Castro, and Cæsar proposed that he should rent the
+house to him.
+
+Don Calixto hesitated; in Castro he would certainly have refused, but
+being in Madrid he accepted. His wife advised him that if he had any
+scruples, he should ask more rent. They came to the agreement that
+Cæsar should pay three thousand pesetas a year for the part Don Calixto
+had formerly inhabited.
+
+This time Cæsar had the election won, and there was not the slightest
+fight. He was the boss of Castro, a good boss, accepted by everybody,
+save the Clericals.
+
+Cæsar had money, and he wrote to his sister to come and see him at
+Castro in his seigniorial mansion. Laura arrived at Madrid in the
+autumn, and the two went to Castro together.
+
+Laura’s appearance in the town created a great sensation. At first
+people said she was Cæsar’s wife. Others said she was an actress; until
+finally everybody understood that she was his sister.
+
+Laura really took undue advantage of her superiority. She was
+irresistibly amiable and bewitching with everybody. The majority of the
+men in Castro Duro talked of nothing but her, and the women hated her to
+the death.
+
+Being a marchioness, a Cardinal’s niece, and a Deputy’s sister, gave
+her, besides, a terrible social prestige.
+
+One person who clung to her, enchanted to have such a friend, was
+Amparito. She went to the palace in her motor at all hours, to see Laura
+and chat with her. In the afternoon the two of them used to walk in
+Amparito’s father’s property, where the labourers, who were threshing,
+received them like queens.
+
+What enchanted Laura was the wild garden at Don Calixto’s house, with
+its pomegranates and laurels, its tower above the river, full of
+climbing plants and oleanders.
+
+“You ought to buy this house,” she used to tell Cæsar.
+
+“It would cost a good deal.”
+
+“Pshaw! You could arrange that wonderfully. You would get married and
+live here like a prince.”
+
+“Get married?”
+
+“Yes. To Amparito. That young thing is enchanting.
+
+“She will make a splendid little wife. Even for your respectability as a
+Deputy, it would be fitting to marry. A bachelor politician has a poor
+look.”
+
+Cæsar paid no attention to these suggestions and continued to lead
+an unsocial life. He covered the environs on horseback, found out
+everything that was going on and settled it. In this he set himself
+an enormous task, which was not notable for results; but he hoped to
+succeed in conquering the district completely, and then to extend his
+sphere of action to others and yet others.
+
+After being a fortnight in Castro Duro, Laura went to Biarritz, as was
+her custom every year.
+
+
+AMPARITO AND CÆSAR
+
+
+Cæsar was left alone. He had seen Amparito with his sister many times
+but had scarcely ever exchanged more than a few words with her. One
+afternoon Cæsar was in the gallery in an arm-chair, with his feet high.
+He felt melancholy and lazy, and was watching the clouds move across the
+sky. Soon he heard steps, and saw Amparito with an old servant who had
+been her nurse.
+
+Cæsar jumped up.
+
+“What’s the matter?” he exclaimed.
+
+“I came to get something Laura forgot,” said Amparito.
+
+“She forgot something?” asked Cæsar stupidly.
+
+“Yes,” replied Amparito; and added, addressing the old woman:
+
+“Go see if there is a little glass box in Señorita Laura’s room.”
+
+The old woman went out, and Amparito, looking at Cæsar, who was on his
+feet watching her nervously, said:
+
+“Do you still hate me?”
+
+“I?” exclaimed Cæsar.
+
+“Yes, you do hate me.”
+
+“I! I have never hated you.... Quite the contrary.”
+
+“Whenever you see me you get away, and just now you looked at me as
+if you were terrified. Have you such a grudge against me for a joke I
+played on you long ago?”
+
+“I, a grudge! No. It is because I have the impression, Amparito, that
+you want to upset my plans, to make game of me. Why do you?”
+
+“Do you think I try to amuse myself by worrying you?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“No, that isn’t true. You don’t think so.”
+
+“Then why this constant inclination to distress me, to poke fun at me?”
+
+“I never poked fun at you.”
+
+“Then I have made a mistake.... I had come to think that you took some
+interest in me.”
+
+“And so I did. I did take an interest in you, and I keep on taking an
+interest in you.”
+
+“And why so?”
+
+“Because I see that you are unhappy, and you are alone.”
+
+“Ah! You are sorry for me!” “Now you are offended. Yes, I am sorry for
+you.”
+
+“Sorry!”
+
+“Yes, sorry. Because I see that you despise everybody and despise
+yourself, because you think people are bad, and that you are too, and to
+me this seems so sad that it makes me pity you deeply.”
+
+Cæsar began to walk up and down the gallery, trembling a little.
+
+“I don’t see why you say this to me,” he murmured. “I am a morbid man,
+with an ulcerated, wounded spirit.... I know that. But why say it to me?
+Do you take pleasure in humiliating me?”
+
+“No, Cæsar,” said Amparito, drawing near him. “You don’t believe that I
+take pleasure in humiliating you. No, you know well that I do not.”
+
+On saying this, Amparito burst into tears, and she had to lean against
+the gallery window, to hide her face and dissemble her emotion.
+
+Cæsar took her hand, and as she did not turn her head, he seized her
+other, too. She looked at him with her eyes shining and full of tears;
+and in that look there was so much attachment, so much distress, that
+Cæsar felt a weakness in his whole frame. Then, taking Amparito’s head
+between his hands, he kissed it several times.
+
+She leaned her head on Cæsar’s shoulder and stood pressed against him,
+sobbing. Cæsar felt a sensation of anguish and pain, as if within the
+depths of his soul, the strongest part of his personality had broken and
+melted.
+
+They heard the footsteps of the old woman, coming back to say that she
+had found nothing in the room Laura had occupied during her stay.
+
+Amparito dried her tears, and smiled, and her face was redder than
+usual. Presently she said to the nurse:
+
+“Probably you didn’t look well. I am going to go myself.”
+
+Amparito went out.
+
+Cæsar was pale and absorbed; he felt that something extraordinary
+had happened to him. His hands trembled and things swam around him.
+
+In a short while Amparito returned. She had a round glass box in her
+hand, which she said she had found in Laura’s room.
+
+“This afternoon I am going to Our Lady of the Rock,” said Amparito.
+“Will you come, Cæsar?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Then, good-bye till then.”
+
+Amparito gave him her hand, and Cæsar kissed it. The old servant was
+dumfounded. Amparito burst out laughing.
+
+“He is my beau. Hadn’t you noticed it before?”
+
+“No,” said the old woman with a gesture of violent negation.
+
+Amparito laughed again and disappeared.
+
+The first days of his engagement Cæsar was constantly in-tranquil and
+uneasy. He kept thinking that it was impossible to live like that,
+giving his whole attention to nothing except the desires of a girl. He
+imagined that the awakening would come from one moment to the next; but
+the awakening didn’t arrive.
+
+By degrees Cæsar abandoned all the affairs of the district, which had
+taken all his attention, and took to occupying himself solely with his
+sweetheart. The whole town knew their relations and talked of the coming
+wedding.
+
+That dazzling idyll intrigued all the girls in Castro. The truth was
+that none of them had considered Cæsar a marrying man; some had
+imagined him already old; others an experienced and vicious bachelor,
+incapable of yielding to the matrimonial yoke; and now they saw him a
+youth, of distinguished type, with distinguished manners and looks.
+
+Cæsar went almost daily to Amparito’s father’s country-place. It was
+a magnificent estate, another ancient property of the Dukes of Castro
+Duro, with a house adorned with escutcheons, and an extensive stone
+pool, deep and mysterious. The garden did not resemble that at Don
+Calixto’s house, for that one was of a frantic gaiety, and the one on
+Amparito’s father’s estate was very melancholy. Above all, the square of
+water in the pool, whose edges were decorated with great granite vases,
+had a mysterious, sad aspect.
+
+“Doesn’t it make you very sad to look at this deep water in the pool?”
+ Cæsar asked his fiancée.
+
+“No, it doesn’t me.”
+
+“It does me.”
+
+“Because you are a poet,” she said, “and I am not; I am very prosaic.”
+
+“Really?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+The more Cæsar talked with Amparito, the less he understood her and the
+more he needed to be with her.
+
+“We really do not think the same about anything,” Cæsar used to tell
+himself, “and yet we understand each other.”
+
+Many times he endeavoured to make a psychological résumé of Amparito’s
+character, but he didn’t succeed. He didn’t know how to classify her;
+her type always escaped him.
+
+“All her notions are different from mine,” he used to think; “she speaks
+in another way, feels in another way, she even has a different moral
+code. How strange!”
+
+Also, what Amparito knew was completely heterogeneous; she spoke French
+well and wrote it fairly correctly; in Spanish, on the other hand, she
+had no idea of spelling. Cæsar was always stupefied on seeing the
+transpositions of h’s, s’s, and z’s that she made in her letters.
+
+There remained by Amparito, from her passage through the French school,
+a recollection of the history of France made up of a few anecdotes and a
+few phrases. Thus, it was not unusual to hear her speak of Turenne,
+of Francis I, or of Colbert. For the rest, she played the piano badly
+enough and with extremely little enthusiasm.
+
+This was the part belonging to her education as a rich young lady; that
+which belonged to the country girl, who lived among peasants, was more
+curious and personal.
+
+She knew many plants by their vulgar names, and understood their
+industrial and medicinal use. Besides, she spoke in such pure, natural
+phrases that Cæsar was filled with admiration.
+
+Cæsar had reached such a degree of exaltation that he thought of
+nothing any more, except his sweetheart. At night, before going to
+sleep, he thought of her deliriously. He often dreamed that Amparito had
+changed into the red-flowered oleander of the wild palace garden, and
+in every flower of the oleander he used to see Amparito’s red lips and
+white teeth.
+
+
+
+
+XIV. INTRANSIGENCE LOST
+
+DISQUIET DISAPPEARS
+
+
+The wedding took place and Cæsar had to compromise about a lot of
+things. It didn’t trouble him to confess and receive communion; he
+considered those mere customs, and went to the church of the Plain to
+conform to these practices with the old priest who was a friend of
+Amparito’s.
+
+On the other hand, it did bother Cæsar to have to suffer Father Martin
+in his house, who allowed himself to talk and give advice; and he
+was also irritated by the presence of certain persons who considered
+themselves aristocrats and who came to call on him and point out to him
+that it was now time to give up the rabble and the indigent and to rise
+to their level.
+
+If he had not had so much to think about as he did have, he would have
+found this a good chance to show his aggressive humour; but all his
+attention was fixed on Amparito.
+
+The newly married pair spent the first days of their honeymoon at
+Castro; then they went to Madrid, with the intention of going abroad,
+and afterwards they went back to the town.
+
+The old palace of the Dukes of Castro was witness to their idyll.
+
+At the end of some time Cæsar felt tranquil, perhaps too tranquil.
+
+“This, no doubt, is what is called being happy,” he used to say to
+himself. And being happy gave him the impression of a limbo; he felt
+as though his old personality was dying within him. He could no longer
+recover his former way of life; all his disquietudes had vanished. He
+felt that he was balanced, lacking those alternations of courage and
+cowardice which had previously formed the characteristic thing in him.
+It was the oasis after the desert; the calm that follows the storm.
+
+Cæsar wondered if he had acquired new nerves. His instinct to be
+arbitrary was on the downward track.
+
+He could not easily determine what role his wife played in his inner
+life. He felt the necessity of having her beside him, of talking to her;
+but he did not understand whether this was mere selfishness, for the
+sake of the soothing effect her presence produced, or was for the
+satisfaction of his vanity in seeing how she gave all her thought to
+him.
+
+Spiritually he did not feel her either identified with him or strange to
+him; her soul marched along as if parallel to his, but in other paths.
+
+“All that men say about women is completely false,” Cæsar used to
+think, “and what women say about themselves, equally so, because they
+merely repeat what men say. Only when they are completely emancipated
+will they succeed in understanding themselves. It is indubitable that we
+have not the same leading ideas, or the same points of view. Probably we
+have not a similar moral sense either. Neither is woman made for man,
+nor man for woman. There is necessity between them, not harmony.”
+
+Many times, watching Amparito, he told himself:
+
+“There is some sort of machinery in her head that I do not understand.”
+
+Noting his scrutinizing gaze, she would ask him:
+
+“What are you thinking about me?”
+
+He would explain his perplexities, and she would laugh.
+
+
+SYMPATHY
+
+Indubitably, there existed an instinctive accord of the sentiments
+between Amparito and him, an organic sympathy. She could feel for them
+both, but he could not think for them both; each mental machine ran in
+isolation, like two watches, which do not hear each other. She knew
+whether Cæsar was sad or joyful, disheartened or spirited, merely by
+looking at him. She had no need to ask him; she could read Cæsar’s
+face. He could not, on his side, understand what went on behind that
+little forehead and those moist and sparkling eyes.
+
+“Are you feeling happy? Are you feeling sad?” he would ask her. He could
+not reach the point of knowing by himself.
+
+“I never succeed in knowing what you want,” he sometimes said to her,
+bitterly.
+
+“Why, you always succeed,” she used to reply.
+
+Cæsar often wondered if the rôle of being so much loved, whether wrong
+or right, was an absurd, offensive thing. In all great affections there
+is one peculiarity; if one loves a person, one gets to the point of
+changing that person to an idol inside oneself, and from that moment
+it seems that the person divides into the unreal idol, which is like a
+false picture of the adored one, and the living being, who resembles the
+idolized object very slightly.
+
+Cæsar found something absurd in being loved like that. Besides, he
+found that she was dragging him away from himself. After six months of
+marriage, she was making him change his ideas and his way of life, and
+he was having absolutely no influence on her.
+
+Previously he had often thought that if he lived with a woman, he should
+prefer one that was spiritually foreign to him, who should look on him
+like a rare plant, not with one that would want to identify herself with
+his tastes and his sympathies.
+
+With a somewhat hostile woman he would have felt an inclination to be
+voluble and contradictory; with a sympathetic woman, on the contrary, he
+would have seemed to himself like a circus runner whom one of his pupils
+is trying to overtake, and who has to run hard to keep the record where
+it belongs.
+
+But his wife was neither one nor the other.
+
+Amparito had an extraordinary insouciance, gaiety, facility, in
+accepting life. Cæsar never ceased being amazed. She spent her days
+working, talking, singing. The slightest diversion enchanted her,
+the most insignificant gift aroused a lively satisfaction.
+
+“Everything is decided, as far as you are concerned,” Cæsar used, to
+tell her.
+
+“By what?”
+
+“By your character.”
+
+She laughed at that.
+
+It seemed as if she had chosen the best attitude toward life. She saw
+that her husband was not religious, but she considered that an attribute
+of men, and thought that God must have an especial complacency toward
+husbands, if only so as not to leave wives alone in paradise.
+
+Amparito held by a fetichistic Catholicism, conditioned by her situation
+in life, and mixed with a lot of heterodox and contradictory ideas, but
+she didn’t give any thought to that.
+
+The marriage was very successful; they never had disputes or
+discussions. When both were stubborn, they never noticed which one
+yielded.
+
+They had rented one rather big floor facing on the Retiro, and they
+began to furnish it.
+
+Amparito had bad taste in decoration; everything loud pleased her, and
+sometimes when Cæsar laughed, she would say:
+
+“I know I am a crazy country girl. You must tell me how to fix things.”
+
+Cæsar decided the arrangement of a little reception-room. He chose
+a light paper for the walls, some coloured engravings, and Empire
+furniture. Female friends found the room very well done. Amparito used
+to tell them:
+
+“Yes, Cæsar had it done like this,” as if that were a weighty argument
+with everybody.
+
+Amparito and her father persuaded Cæsar that he ought to open an
+office. All the people in Castro lamented that Cæsar did not practise
+law.
+
+He had always felt a great repugnance for that sharpers’ and skinflints’
+business; but he yielded to please Amparito, and set up his office and
+took an assistant who was very skillful in legal tricks. Cæsar was often
+to be found writing in the office, when Amparito opened the door.
+
+“Do you want to come here a moment?” she would say.
+
+“Yes. What is it?”
+
+“Look and see how this hat suits me. How do you like it?”
+
+Cæsar would laugh and say:
+
+“I think you ought to take off the flowers, or it ought to be smaller.”
+
+Amparito accepted Cæsar’s suggestions as if they had been, articles of
+faith.
+
+Cæsar, on his part, had a great admiration for his wife. What strength
+for facing life! What amazing energy!
+
+“I walk among brambles and leave a piece of my clothing on every one of
+them,” thought Cæsar, “and she passes artlessly between all obstacles,
+with the ease of an ethereal thing. It’s extraordinary!”
+
+It pleased Amparito to be thus observed.
+
+Her husband used to tell her:
+
+“You have, as it were, ten or twelve Amparitos inside of you; it often
+seems to me that you are a whole round of Amparitos.”
+
+“Well, you are not more than one Cæsar to me.”
+
+“That’s because I have the ugly vice of talking and of being
+consequential.”
+
+“Don’t I talk?”
+
+“Yes, in another way.”
+
+
+_DOUBT_
+
+In the spring they went to Castro, and the members of the Workmen’s Club
+presented themselves before Cæsar to remind him of a project for a
+Co-operative and a School, which he had promised them. They were all
+ready to put up what was necessary for realizing both plans.
+
+Cæsar listened to them, and although with great coldness, said yes,
+that he was ready to initiate the scheme. A few days later, in Dr.
+Ortigosa’s _Protest_, there was enthusiastic talk of the Great
+Co-operative, which, when established, would improve, and at the same
+time cheapen necessary articles.
+
+The same day that the paper came out with this news, a commission of the
+shopkeepers of Castro waited on Cæsar. The scheme would ruin them. It
+was especially the small shopkeepers that considered themselves most
+injured.
+
+Cæsar replied that he would think it over and decide in an equitable
+manner, looking for a way to harmonize the interests of all people.
+Really he didn’t know what to do, and as he had no great desire to begin
+new undertakings, he wanted to call the Co-operative dead, but Dr.
+Ortigosa was not disposed to abandon the idea.
+
+“It is certain that if goods are made cheaper,” said the doctor, “and
+the Co-operative is opened to the public, the shopkeepers will have to
+fight it, and then either they or we shall be ruined; but something else
+can be done, and that is to sell articles to the public at the same
+price as the tradesmen, and arrange it that members get a dividend from
+the profits of the society. In that way there will be no fight, at any
+rate not at first.”
+
+They tried to do it that way, but it did not satisfy the poor people, or
+calm the shopkeepers.
+
+Cæsar, who had lost his lust for a fight, put the scheme aside; and
+although it would cost him more, decided to have the construction of the
+school begun.
+
+The Municipality ceded the lot and granted a subsidy of five thousand
+pesetas to start the work; Cæsar gave ten thousand, and at the
+Workmen’s Club a subscription was opened, and performances were given in
+the theatre to collect funds.
+
+The school promised to be a spacious edifice with a beautiful garden.
+The corner-stone was laid in the presence of the Governor of the
+Province, and despite the fact that the founders’ intention was to found
+a lay school, the Clerical element took part in the celebration.
+
+When the work began, the majority of the members of the Club were
+shocked to find that the masons, instead of working on the same
+conditions as for other jobs, asked more pay, as if the school where
+their sons might study were an institution more harmful than beneficial
+for them.
+
+Cæsar, on learning this, smiled bitterly and said:
+
+“They are not obliged to be less of brutes than the bourgeoisie.”
+
+From Madrid Cæsar continued sending maps for the school, engravings,
+bas-reliefs, a moving-picture machine.
+
+Dr. Ortigosa and his friends went every day to look over the work.
+
+A year from the beginning of work, the boys and girls’ school was
+opened. Dr. Ortigosa succeeded in arranging that two of the three male
+teachers they procured were Free-Thinkers. One of them, a poor man who
+had lived a dog’s life in some town in Andalusia, was reputed to be an
+anarchist. They appointed three female teachers too, two old, and one
+young, a very attractive and clever girl, who came from a town near
+Bilboa.
+
+Cæsar took part in the opening, and spoke, and received enthusiastic
+applause. Despite which, Cæsar felt ill at ease among his old friends;
+in his heart he knew that he was deserting them. He now thought it
+unlikely, almost impossible, that that town should succeed in emerging
+from obscurity and meaning something in modern life. Moreover, he
+doubted about himself, began to think that he was not a hero, began to
+believe that he had assigned himself a role beyond his powers; and this
+precisely at the moment when the town had the most faith in him.
+
+
+
+
+XV. “DRIVELLER” JUAN AND “THE CUB-SLUT”
+
+
+_A MURDER_
+
+“Driveller” Juan, the town dandy protected by Father Martín, had from
+childhood distinguished himself by his cowardice and by his tendency to
+bullying. His appearance was that of an idiot; people said he drivelled;
+whence they gave him the nickname of “Driveller” Juan. He lived by
+pretending to be terrible in the gambling houses, and bragged of having
+been in prison several times.
+
+The Clericals had made “Driveller” the janitor of the Benevolent
+Society, and at the same time its bully, so that he could inspire
+terror; but as he was a coward in reality, and this was evident, he did
+not succeed in terrifying the members of the Workmen’s Club.
+
+“Driveller” Juan was tall, red-headed, with high cheek bones, knotty
+hands, and a pendulous lip; his father, like him, had been bony and
+strong, and for that reason had been called “Big Bones.”
+
+“Driveller,” like the coward he was, knew that he was not filling his
+job; one day he had dared to go to a ball at the Workmen’s Club, and San
+Román, the old Republican, had gone to him and tapped him on the arm,
+saying:
+
+“Listen here, ‘Driveller,’ get out right now and don’t you come back.”
+
+“Why should I?”
+
+“Because you are not wanted.”
+
+Juan had gone away like a whipped dog. “Driveller” wanted to do a manly
+action, and he did it.
+
+There was a boy belonging to the Workmen’s Club, who was called
+“Lengthy,” one of the few type-setters in the town, a clever, facetious
+lad who now and then wrote an article for _The Protest_.
+
+“Driveller” insisted that “Lengthy” wanted to make fun of him. No doubt
+he chose him for his victim, because he was so slim, lanky, and weak;
+perhaps he had some other reason for attacking him. One afternoon,
+at twilight, “Driveller” halted “Lengthy,” demanded an explanation,
+insulted him, and on finding his victim made no reply, gave him a blow.
+The street was wet, and “Driveller” stepped on a fruit-skin and fell
+headlong. Seeing the bully infuriated, “Lengthy” started to run, came to
+an open door, and ran rapidly up the stairs. “Driveller,” furious, ran
+after him. Pursued and pursuer went down a hallway and “Lengthy” managed
+to reach a door and close it. “Driveller’s” revengeful fury was not
+satisfied; he lay in wait until “Lengthy,” believing himself alone,
+tried to escape from his hiding-place and was walking down the hall,
+and then “Driveller” drew his pistol and fired with the mouth against
+“Lengthy’s” shoulder, and left him dead. As it was a rainy day, both the
+dead man’s footsteps and the murderer’s could be followed and everything
+that had happened ascertained.
+
+The impression produced in the town by this assassination was enormous.
+Some people said that Father Martin and his followers had ordered
+“Lengthy” killed. In the Workmen’s Club there was talk of setting fire
+to the Benevolent Society of Saint Joseph and of burning the monastery
+of la Peña.
+
+Cæsar was in Madrid at the time of the crime. Some days later a
+committee from the Club came to see him; it was necessary to have a
+charge pushed and for Cæsar to be the private attorney.
+
+According to the Club people, the Clericals wanted to save “Driveller”
+ Juan, and if he was not disposed of completely, he would begin his
+performances again.
+
+Cæsar could see nothing for it but to accept the duty which the town
+put upon him.
+
+Because of the crime, the history of “Driveller’s” family came to be
+public property. He had a mother and two sisters who were seamstresses,
+whom he exploited, and he lived with a tavern-keeper nicknamed “The
+Cub-Slut,” a buxom, malicious woman, who said horrible things about
+everybody.
+
+
+* * * * *
+
+_LIFE OF “THE CUB-SLUT”_
+
+There were reasons for “The Cub-Slut’s” being what she was. Her parents
+being dead when she was a baby, having no relatives she had been left
+deserted. A farrier they called “Gaffer,” who seemed to have been a
+kind person, took in the infant and brought her up in his house. It was
+“Gaffer” who had given the nickname to the child, because instead of
+calling her by her name, he used to say:
+
+“Hey, ‘Cub-Slut!’ Hey, little ‘Cub-Slut!’” and the appellation had
+stuck.
+
+When the girl was fourteen, “Gaffer” ravished her, and afterwards, being
+tired of her, took her to a house of prostitution in the Capital and
+sold her. “The Cub-Slut” left the brothel to go and live with an old
+innkeeper, who died and made her his heiress. Six years later she went
+back to Castro. Those that had seen her come back maintained that when
+she reached the town and was told that “Gaffer” had died a few months
+before, she burst into tears; some said it was from sentiment, but
+others thought, very plausibly, that it was from rage at not being able
+to get revenge. “The Cub-Slut” set up a tavern at Castro.
+
+“Driveller” and “The Cub-Slut” got along well, although, by what any one
+could discover, “The Cub-Slut” treated the bully more like a servant
+than anything else.
+
+“The Cub-Slut” was said to be very outspoken. One Sunday, on the
+promenade, she had answered one of the young ladies of Castro rudely.
+The young lady was the daughter of a millionaire, who had married after
+having several children by a mistress of pretty bad reputation. The
+millionaire’s children had been educated in aristocratic schools, and
+his girls were very elegant young ladies; even the mother got to be
+refined and polished. One Sunday, on the promenade, one of them, on
+passing near “The Cub-Slut,” said in a low tone to her mother:
+
+“Dear Lord, what riff-raff!”
+
+And “The Cub-Slut,” hearing her, stopped and said violently:
+
+“There’s no riff-raff here except your mother and me. Now you know it.”
+
+The young lady was so upset by the harsh retort that she didn’t leave
+the house again for a long while.
+
+Such rude candour on “The Cub-Slut’s” part had made her feared; so that
+nobody durst provoke her in the slightest degree. Besides, her history
+and her misfortune were known and people knew that she was not a vicious
+woman, but rather a victim of fate.
+
+The assassination of “Lengthy” was one of those events that are not
+forgotten in a town. “Lengthy” was the son of “Gaffer,” “The Cub-Slut’s”
+ protector, and some people imagined that she had persuaded “Driveller”
+ to commit the crime; but the members of the Workmen’s Club continued to
+believe that it was a case of clerical revenge.
+
+
+_“THE CUB-SLUT’S” ARGUMENT_
+
+In the month of June, Cæsar and Amparito went to Castro Duro.
+
+One afternoon when Cæsar was alone in the garden, a very buxom woman
+appeared before him, wearing a mantilla and dressed in black.
+
+“I came in without anybody seeing me,” she said. “Your porter, ‘Wild
+Piglet,’ let me pass. I know that Amparito is not here.”
+
+She didn’t say “Your wife,” or “Your lady,” but “Amparito.”
+
+“Tell me what you want,” said Cæsar, looking at the woman with a
+certain dread.
+
+“I am the woman that lives with ‘Driveller’ Juan.”
+
+“Ah! You are...?” “Yes. ‘The Cub-Slut.’”
+
+Cæsar looked at her attentively. She was of the aquiline type seen on
+Iberian coins, her nose arched, eyes big and black, thin-lipped mouth,
+and a protruding chin. She noticed his scrutiny, and stood as if on her
+guard.
+
+“Sit down, if you will, please, and tell me what you wish.”
+
+“I am all right,” she replied, continuing to stand; then, precipitately,
+she said, “What I want is for them not to punish Juan more than is
+just.”
+
+“I don’t believe he will be punished unjustly,” responded Cæsar.
+
+“The whole town says that if you speak against him in court, the
+punishment will be heavier.”
+
+“And you want me not to speak?”
+
+“That’s it.”
+
+“It seems to me to be asking too much. I shall do no more than insist
+that they punish him justly.”
+
+“There is no way to get out of it?”
+
+“None.”
+
+“If you wanted to... I would wait on you on my knees afterwards, I
+would make any sacrifice for you.”
+
+“Are you so fond of the man?”
+
+“The Cub-Slut” answered in the negative, by an energetic movement of her
+head.
+
+“Well, then, what do you expect to get out of him?”
+
+“I expect revenge.”
+
+“The Cub-Slut’s” eyes flashed.
+
+“Is what they say about you true?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“The dead boy was the son of the man that sold you?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“But to revenge oneself on the son for the sin of the father is
+horrible.”
+
+“The son was just as wicked as the father.”
+
+“So that you ordered him killed?”
+
+“Yes, I did.”
+
+“And you come and tell that to me, when I am to be the private
+attorney.” “Have them arrest me. I don’t care.”
+
+“The Cub-Slut” stood firm before Cæsar, provocative, with flashing
+eyes, in an attitude of challenge.
+
+“You hated that dead boy so much as this?”
+
+“Yes, him and all his family.”
+
+“I can understand that if the father were alive, you might...”
+
+“If he were alive! I would give my life to drag him out of his tomb, so
+as to make him suffer as much as he made me suffer.”
+
+Cæsar vaguely remembered the story he had heard about this woman, whose
+adopted father had ruined her and then left her in a disreputable house
+in the Capital. In general, the most absolute lack of apprehension
+characterizes such village tragedies, and neither does the victim know
+she is a victim, nor the villain that he is a villain.
+
+But in this case, judging by what “The Cub-Slut” was telling him, it
+had not been so; “Gaffer” had gone about it with a certain depravity,
+glutting his desires on her, and then selling her, putting her into an
+infamous house. The villain had been cruel and intelligent; the victim
+had realized that she was one, to the degree that her soul was filled
+with desires for vengeance.
+
+“That man,” “The Cub-Slut” ended, sobbing, “took away my name and gave
+me a nickname; took away my honour, my life, everything; and if I
+cannot be revenged on him because he is dead, I will be revenged on his
+family.”
+
+Cæsar listened attentively to the woman’s explanation, without
+interrupting her. Then, when she had finished speaking, he said:
+
+“And why not go away?”
+
+“Away? Where?” she asked, astonished.
+
+“Anywhere. The world is so big! Why do you persist in living in the one
+spot where people know you and have a bad opinion of you? Go away from
+here. There are countries with more generous sentiments than these old
+corners of the world. You do not consider yourself infamous or vile.”
+
+“No, no.”
+
+“Then go away from here. To America, to Australia, anywhere. Perhaps
+you can reconstruct your life. At any rate, nobody will call you by your
+nickname; nobody will talk familiarly to you. You will conquer or you
+will be conquered in the struggle for life. That’s evident. You will
+share the common lot, but you will not be vilified. Do go.”
+
+“The Cub-Slut” listened to Cæsar with eyes cast down. When he ceased,
+she stood looking at him intently, and then, without a word, she
+disappeared.
+
+
+
+
+XVI. PITY, A MASK OF COWARDICE
+
+_THE MOTHER_
+
+
+Some days later Cæsar was in his office, when a thin old woman, dressed
+in black, shot in, crossed the room, and fell on her knees before him.
+Cæsar jumped up in disgust.
+
+“What’s this? What’s going on here?” he asked.
+
+Amparito entered the room and explained what was going on. The old woman
+was “Driveller” Juan’s mother. People had told Juan’s mother that the
+only obstacle to her son’s salvation from death was Cæsar, and she had
+come to implore him not to let them condemn Juan to death.
+
+“My poor son is a good boy,” moaned the old creature; “a woman made him
+commit the crime.”
+
+Cæsar listened, silent and gloomy, without speaking, and then left the
+room. Amparito remained with the old woman, consoling her and trying to
+quiet her.
+
+That night Amparito returned to the task, and dragged the promise from
+her husband that he would not act as private attorney at the trial.
+
+Cæsar was ashamed and saddened; he didn’t care to go to see anybody; he
+was committing treason against his cause.
+
+“Pity will finish my work or finish me,” thought Cæsar, walking
+about his room. “That poor old woman is worthy of compassion; that is
+undeniable. She believes her son is a good boy, and he really is a low,
+cowardly ruffian. I ought not to pay any attention to this plea, but
+insist on their condemning that miserable wretch to death. But I haven’t
+any more energy; I haven’t any more strength. I can feel that I am going
+to yield; the mother’s grief moves me, and I do not consider that if
+this bully goes free, he is going to turn the town upside down and ruin
+all our work. I am lost.”
+
+
+_FLIGHT_
+
+Cæsar confided to his wife that he was daunted; his lack of courage was
+a nightmare to him.
+
+Amparito said that they ought to take a long trip. Laura had invited
+them to come to Italy. It was the best thing they could do.
+
+Cæsar accepted her solution, and, as a matter of fact, they went to
+Madrid and from there to Italy.
+
+The Workmen’s Club telegraphed to Cæsar when the time for the trial
+came, and Amparito answered the telegram from Florence, saying that her
+husband was ill.
+
+Never had Cæsar felt so agitated as then. He bought the Spanish
+newspapers, and expected to find in some one of them the words: “Señor
+Moncada is a coward,” or “Señor Moncada is a sorry creature and a
+traitor.”
+
+When they knew that judgment had been pronounced and Juan condemned to
+eight years in the penitentiary, they returned to Madrid.
+
+Cæsar felt humiliated and ashamed; he did not dare show himself in
+Castro. The congratulations that some people sent him on the restoration
+of his health made his cheeks hot with shame in the solitude of his
+office.
+
+The editor of a newspaper in the Capital of the Province came to call on
+Cæsar, who was so dispirited that he confided to his visitor that he
+was ready to retire from politics. Two days later Cæsar saw a big
+headline on the first page of the Conservative newspaper of the Capital,
+which said: “Moncada is about to retire.”
+
+Amparito applauded her husband’s decision, and Cæsar made melancholy
+plans for the future, founded on the renunciation of all struggle.
+
+A few days later Cæsar received a letter from Castro Duro which made
+him quiver. It was signed by Dr. Ortigosa, by San Román, Camacho, the
+apothecary, and the leading members of the Workmen’s Club. The letter
+was in the doctor’s handwriting. It read thus:
+
+“Dear Sir: We have read in the newspaper from the Capital the
+announcement that you are thinking of retiring from politics. We believe
+this announcement is not true. We cannot think that you, the champion of
+liberty in Castro Duro, would abandon so noble a cause, and leave the
+town exposed to the intrigues and the evil tricks of the Clericals.
+There is no question in this of whether it would suit you better to
+retire from politics, or not. That is of no importance. There is a
+question of what would suit our country and Liberty better.
+
+“If because of the seductions of an easy life, you should withdraw
+from us and desert us, you would have committed the crime of
+lèse-civilization; you would have slain in its flower the re-birth of
+the spiritual and civic life of Castro.
+
+“We do not believe you capable of such cowardice and such infamy, and
+since we do not believe you capable of it, we beg you to come to
+Castro Duro as soon as possible to direct the approaching municipal
+elections.--Dr. Ortigosa, Antonio San Román, José Camacho.”
+
+On reading this letter Cæsar felt as if he had been struck with a whip.
+Those men were correct; he had no right to retire from the fight.
+
+This conviction supported him.
+
+“I have to go to Castro,” he said to Amparito.
+
+“But didn’t you say that...?”
+
+“Yes, but it is impossible.”
+
+Amparito realized that her husband’s decision was final, and she said:
+
+“All right; let us go to Castro.”
+
+
+
+
+XVII. FIRST VICTORY
+
+
+The Conservatives had come into power; the time to change the town
+government was approaching. It was customary at Castro, as in all rural
+districts in Spain, that in a period of Liberal administration the
+majority of the councillors elected should be Liberal, and at a time of
+Conservative government, they should be Conservative.
+
+The former Liberal, García Padilla, had gone over to the Conservative
+camp, and one was now to see whether he would get his friends into the
+Municipality so as to prepare for his own election as Deputy later.
+
+It was the first time there was going to be a real election at Castro
+Duro. Moncada’s candidates were almost all persons of good position.
+Dr. Ortigosa and a Socialist weaver figured among the candidates, as
+representing the revolutionary tendency. The Liberals felt and showed an
+unusual activity and anxiety. Cæsar started a newspaper which he named
+Liberty, Dr. Ortigosa was the soul of this paper, whose doctrines ran
+from Liberal Monarchy to Anarchy, inclusive. As the election drew
+nearer, the agitation increased.
+
+In the two electoral headquarters established by Moncada’s party, the
+coming and going never stopped; some enthusiastic Moncadists came to
+headquarters every fifteen minutes, to bring rumours going about and to
+get news.
+
+Don So-and-So had said this; Uncle What’s-His-Name was thinking of doing
+that; it was nothing but conferences and machinations. The painter had
+painted for them gratis a big poster expressing cheers for Liberty,
+for Moncada, Dr. Ortigosa, and the Liberal candidates. The café keeper
+brought chairs, without any one’s asking him; somebody else brought a
+brasier for the clerks; everybody was anxious to do something. The stock
+phrase, an electoral battle, was not for them a political commonplace
+but a reality. The most trivial things served as a motive for very
+long discussions. Such was their identification with the Idea, that
+it succeeded in wiping out selfish ends. They all felt honoured and
+enthusiastic, at least while it lasted.
+
+People dreamed of the election.
+
+When Cæsar arrived at the electoral headquarters, it was always a
+series of exclamations, of embracing, of advice, that never ended.
+
+“Don Cæsar, such a thing is... Don Cæsar, don’t trust So-and-So.”
+
+“We must get rid of them.”
+
+“Not one of them ought to be left.”
+
+He used to smile, because finding himself really loved by the people had
+cleansed him of his habitual bitterness and his loss of spirits. When he
+had finished receiving recommendations and congratulations, he would
+go to an inside room, and there, in the company of a candidate or a
+secretary, would read letters and arrange what they had to do.
+
+The most active of the candidates was Dr. Ortigosa.
+
+Ortigosa was a narrow-minded, tenacious man. His chief hatred was for
+Catholicism and he directed all his attacks at the religion of his
+forefathers, as he ironically termed it.
+
+He had founded a Masonic lodge, named the “Microbe,” and whose principal
+characteristic was anti-Catholicism.
+
+Ortigosa carried his propaganda everywhere. He stopped at every corner
+to speechify, to talk of his plans.
+
+Cæsar used his motor-car to go about among the villages in the
+district. They would go to four or five and talk from balconies, or very
+often from the car, like itinerant patent-medicine venders.
+
+In the little villages these reunions produced a great effect. What was
+said served as a topic of conversation for a month.
+
+Cæsar had developed a clear, insinuating eloquence. He knew how to
+explain things admirably. Padilla’s followers were not asleep; but, as
+was natural, they took up the work in another way. They went from shop
+to shop, making the shopkeepers see the harmfulness of the Moncadist
+politics, promising them advantages. They threatened workmen with
+dismissal. There was no great enthusiasm; their campaign was less noisy,
+but, in part more certain.
+
+All the Liberal element of Castro was wrought up, from the temperate
+Liberals, who remembered Espartero, to the Anarchists. “Whiskers” and
+“Furibis” were the only ones who got together in a tavern to talk about
+bombs and dynamite, and one could be sure that neither of them was
+capable of anything. Those two had nothing more to do with Ortigosa,
+considering him a deserter.
+
+“You are imbeciles,” the doctor told them, with his habitual fury.
+“This fight is waking the people up. They are beginning to show their
+instincts, and that makes a man strong. The longer and more violent this
+fight is, the better; progress will be so much quicker.”
+
+“Agitation, agitation is what we need,” cried the doctor; and he himself
+was as agitated as a man condemned.
+
+The Liberals won a great victory; they obtained eight places out of ten
+vacancies.
+
+
+
+
+XVIII. DECLARATION OF WAR
+
+
+The new city government of Castro was the most extraordinary that could
+be imagined. Dr. Ortigosa presented motions which caused the greatest
+astonishment and stupefaction, not only in the town, but in the whole
+province. He conceived magnificent plans and extravagant ideas. He asked
+to have the teaching system changed, religious festivals suppressed and
+other ones instituted, property abolished, public baths installed, and
+that Castro Duro should break with Rome.
+
+The doctor was a creature born to succeed those revolutionary eagle-men,
+like Robespierre and Saint Just, and condemned to live in a miserable
+chicken-yard.
+
+One day when Cæsar was working in his office, he was astounded to see
+Father Martin enter.
+
+Father Martin greeted Cæsar like an old acquaintance; he had come to
+ask him a favour. Suspicious, Cæsar prepared to listen. After speaking
+of the business that had brought him, the friar began to criticize the
+town-government of Castro and to say that it was a veritable mad-house.
+
+“Your friends,” said the priest, smiling, “are unrestrained. They want
+to change everything in three days. Dr. Ortigosa is a crazy man....”
+
+“To my mind, he is the only man in Castro that deserves my estimation.”
+
+“Yes?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“This demoniac says that for him traditions have no value whatsoever.”
+
+“Oh! I think the same thing,” said Cæsar. “Are you anti-historic?”
+
+“Yes, sir.”
+
+“I don’t believe it.”
+
+“Absolutely. Tradition has no value for me either.”
+
+“The basis of tradition,” answered the friar, arguing like a man who
+carries the whole of human knowledge in the pocket of his habit, “is the
+confidence we all have in the experience of our predecessors. Whether I
+be a labourer or a pastor, even though I have lived fifty years, I may
+have great experience about my work and about life, but it will never be
+so great as the united experience of all those who have preceded me. Can
+I scorn the accumulation of wisdom that past generations hand down to
+us?”
+
+“If you wish me to tell you the truth, for me your argument has no
+weight,” answered Cæsar coldly.
+
+“No?”
+
+“No. It is undeniable that there is a sum of knowledge that comes from
+father to son, from one labourer to another, and from one pastor to
+another. But what value have these rudimentary, vague experiences,
+compared to the united experience of all the men of science there have
+been in the world? It is as if you told me that the stock of knowledge
+of a quack was greater and better than that of a wise physician.”
+
+“I am not talking,” answered the Father, “of pure science. I am talking
+of applied science. Is one of your universal savants going to occupy
+himself with the way of sowing or of threshing in Castro?”
+
+“Yes. He has already occupied himself with it, because he has occupied
+himself with the way of sowing or threshing in general, and, what is
+more, with the variations in the processes that may be occasioned by the
+kind of soil, the climate, etc.”
+
+“And do you believe that such scientific pragmatism can be substituted
+for the natural pragmatism born of the people’s loins, created by them
+through centuries and centuries of life?”
+
+“Yes. That is to say, I believe it can purify it; that it can cast out
+of this pragmatism, as you call it, all that is wrong, absurd, and false
+and keep what good there may be.” “And for you the absurd and false is
+Catholic morality.”
+
+“It is.”
+
+“You are not willing to discuss whether Catholicism is true or is a lie;
+you consider it a ruinous doctrine which produces decadence. I have been
+told that you have stated that on various occasions.”
+
+“It is true. I have said so.”
+
+“Then we do not agree. Catholicism is useful; Catholicism is efficient.”
+
+“For what? For this life?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“No. Pshaw! It may be useful when it comes to dying? Where there is
+Catholicism there is ruin and misery.”
+
+“Nevertheless, there is no misery in Belgium.”
+
+“Certainly there is none, but in that country Catholicism is not what it
+is in Spain.”
+
+“Of course it isn’t,” exclaimed the friar, shouting, “because what
+characterizes Spanish Catholicism is Spain, poverty-stricken, fanatic
+Spain, and not the Catholicism.”
+
+“I do not believe we are going to understand each other,” replied
+Cæsar; “what seems a cause to me is an effect for you.... Besides,
+we are getting away from the question. To you Castro’s moral and
+intellectual state seems good, does it not?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Well, to me it seems horrifying. Sordid vice, obscure adultery;
+gambling, bullying, usury, hunger... You think it ought to keep on being
+just as it was before I was Deputy for the District. Do you not?”
+
+“I do.”
+
+“That I have been a disturbance, an enemy to public tranquillity.”
+
+“Exactly.”
+
+“Well, this state of things that you find admirable, seems to me
+bestially fanatical, repugnantly immoral, repulsively vile.”
+
+“Of course, for you are a pessimist about things as they are, like any
+good revolutionist. You believe that you are going to improve life at
+Castro. You alone?” “I, united with others.”
+
+“And meanwhile you introduce anarchy into the city.”
+
+“I introduce anarchy! No. I introduce order. I want to finish with the
+anarchy already reigning in Castro and make it submit to a thought, to a
+worthy, noble thought.”
+
+“And by what right do you arrogate to yourself the power to do this?”
+
+“By the right of being the stronger.”
+
+“Ah! Good. If you should get to be the weaker, you ought not to complain
+if we should misuse our strength.”
+
+“Complain! When you have been misusing it for thousands of years! At
+this very moment, we do the talking, we make the protests, but you
+people give the orders.”
+
+“We offset your idiotic behaviour. We stand in the way of your utopias.
+Do you think you are going to solve the problem of this earth, and that
+of Capital? Are you going to solve the sexual question? Are you going
+to institute a society without inequality or injustice, as Dr. Ortigosa
+said in _La Libertad_ the other day? To me it seems very difficult.”
+
+“To me too. But that is what there is to try for.”
+
+“And when will you attain so perfect an arrangement, so great a harmony,
+as the Catholic, created in twenty centuries? When?”
+
+“We shall attain a different, better harmony.”
+
+“Oh, I doubt it.”
+
+“Naturally. That is just what the pagans might have said to the
+Christians; and perhaps with reason, because Christianity, compared to
+paganism, was a retrogression.”
+
+“That point we cannot discuss,” said Father Lafuerza, getting up.
+
+Cæsar got up too.
+
+“In spite of all this, I admire you, because I believe you are sincere,”
+ said Father Martin. “But I believe you to be dangerous and I should be
+happy to get you out of Castro.”
+
+“I feel the same way about you, and I should also be happy to get you
+out of here, as an unwholesome element.”
+
+“So that we are open, loyal enemies.” “Loyal! Pshaw! We are ready to do
+each other all the harm possible.”
+
+“For my part, yes, and in any way,” announced the priest with energy.
+
+“I, too,” Cæsar answered; and he raised the curtain of the office door.
+
+“Don’t disturb yourself,” said Father Martin.
+
+“Oh, it’s no trouble.”
+
+“Regards to Amparito.”
+
+“Thank you.”
+
+The friar hesitated about going out, as if he wanted to return to the
+attack.
+
+“Afterwards, if you repent...” he said.
+
+“I shall not repent,” Cæsar coldly replied.
+
+“I will drink peace to you.”
+
+“Yes, if I submit. I will drink peace to you too, if I submit.”
+
+“You are going to play a dangerous game.”
+
+“It will be no less dangerous for you than for me.”
+
+“You are playing for your head.”
+
+“Pshaw! We will play for it and win it.”
+
+The friar bowed, and smiling in a forced manner, left the house.
+
+
+
+
+XIX. THE FIGHT FOR THE ELECTION
+
+
+The Conservatives at Castro Duro were ready to commit the greatest
+outrages and the most arbitrary acts so as to win by any methods.
+
+It was known that a committee consisting of García Padilla, Father
+Martín Lafuerza, and two Conservative councillors had gone to the
+Minister of the Interior to beg that Cæsar’s victory might be prevented
+by whatsoever means.
+
+“It is necessary that Don Cæsar Moncada should not be elected for the
+District,” said Father Martín. “If he is, the town will remain subjected
+to a revolutionary dictatorship. All the Conservative classes, the
+merchants, the religious communities, fervently hope that Moncada will
+not be made Deputy.”
+
+The committee of Castrians visited other high personages, and they
+must have attained their object, because the municipal government
+was suspended a few days later, the Workmen’s Club closed, the judge
+transferred, the Civil Guard was reinforced, and a police inspector
+of the worst antecedents was detailed to Castro as commissioner of
+elections.
+
+The Governor of the Province, a political enemy of Cæsar’s, was a
+personal friend of his.
+
+“For your sake I am ready to lose my future,” he had said to him, “but
+as for your followers, there is nothing left for me to do but knock them
+over the head.”
+
+_La Libertad_, Cæsar’s newspaper, made a very violent campaign against
+García Padilla. Ortigosa succeeded in finding out that Padilla had been
+tried for embezzlement, and he published that fact. The _Castro News_,
+on its side, insulted Cæsar and called him a crooked speculator on the
+exchange, an upstart, and an atheist.
+
+The rapidity and violence of the Government’s methods produced an effect
+of fear on lukewarm Liberals; on the other hand, it moved the decided
+ones to show themselves all the more courageous and rash.
+
+Moncada’s party almost immediately took on a revolutionary character.
+The lodge, “The Microbe,” was at work, and the most radical arrangements
+started there. It suited the Government and the Conservatives to have
+the Moncada party take this demagogic character. The commissioner had
+contaminating persons come on from the Capital for the purpose of sowing
+discord in the Workmen’s Club.
+
+These suspicious persons, directed by one they called “Sparkler,” used
+to gather in the taverns to corrupt the workmen and the peasants,
+carrying on a propaganda that was anarchistic in appearance, but in
+reality anti-liberal.
+
+“They are all the same,” they used to say; “Liberals and Conservatives
+are not a bit different.”
+
+The drunkards and vagabonds were in their glory during those days,
+eating and drinking. Nobody knew for certain where the money came from,
+but everybody could make certain that it flowed profusely.
+
+At the same time the commissioner had the most prominent workmen of the
+Club arrested and brought suit against them on ridiculous accusations.
+
+_THE MEETING_
+
+The Liberals tried to hold a manifestation in protest, but the
+commissioner and the mayor prohibited it.
+
+The newspaper _La Libertad_ explained what was going on, and was
+reprimanded.
+
+A meeting was organized at the school; the governor had granted
+permission.
+
+The school was not lighted, and Cæsar sent a man to the Capital for
+acetylene lamps, which were put up on the walls, and which made a
+detestable smell. The reunion took place at nine at night. Cæsar
+presided, and had San Román, the bookseller, on his right, and Dr.
+Ortigosa on his left.
+
+Behind them on a bench were some of the members of the Workmen’s Club.
+
+The audience was composed of the poorest people; the rich Liberal
+element was drawing back; there were day-labourers with blankets around
+their shoulders and mouths, women in shawls holding children in their
+arms. Among the audience were the _agents provocateurs_ who doubtless
+had the intention of making a disturbance; but the Republican bookseller
+ordered them thrown out of the place, and, despite their resistance, he
+managed to have it done.
+
+The chief of police, insolent and contemptuous, took his seat at the
+table with an officer of the Civil Guard in civilian’s, who was there,
+he said, to take notes.
+
+San Román, the bookseller, gave Cæsar a paper with the names of those
+who were going to speak. They were many, and Cæsar didn’t know them.
+
+The first to whom he gave the floor, in the order of the list, was a
+lame boy, who came forward on a crutch, and began to speak.
+
+The boy expressed himself with great enthusiasm and admirable candour.
+
+“Who is this youngster?” Cæsar asked San Román.
+
+“He is the best pupil in our school. We call him ‘Limpy.’ He comes of a
+very poor family. He came to the school a year ago, knowing nothing,
+and see him now. He says, and I think he is right, that if he keeps on
+studying, he will be an eminent man.”
+
+The audience applauded everything “Limpy” said, and when he finished
+they hailed him with shouts and cheers. As he went back to his seat,
+Cæsar and San Román shook his hand effusively.
+
+
+_STAND FAST, FELLOW CITIZENS!_
+
+After “Limpy,” various orators spoke, in divers keys: “Furibis,” “Uncle
+Chinaman,” “Panza,” San Román, a weaver, a railway employee, and Dr.
+Ortigosa. The last-named let loose, and launched into such violent terms
+that the audience shouted in horrified excitement. Cæsar’s speech
+recommended firmness, and caused scarcely any reaction. The note had
+been given by “Limpy,” with his ingenuousness and his appealing quality,
+and by the doctor with the violence of his words.
+
+The next day the Governor’s commissioner gave orders to close the
+school, and Dr. Ortigosa and San Román were taken to jail.
+
+
+_POLITICAL TRICKS_
+
+It was impossible to carry on a campaign of popular agitation, and
+Cæsar decided to open a headquarters for propaganda next door to each
+voting place.
+
+Meetings in the villages had been suppressed, because at the least
+alarm, or even without any motive, the chief of police, with members of
+the Civil Guard, went in among the people and dispersed them by shoving
+and by pounding rifles on their feet.
+
+The newspapers couldn’t say anything without being immediately reported
+and suspended.
+
+Cæsar sent no telegrams of protest, but he kept at work silently. He
+was thinking of using all weapons, including even trickery and bribes.
+
+García Padilla and the Government agents found this proceeding even more
+dangerous than the former. Cæsar offered twenty dollars to anybody that
+would give information of any electoral sharp practices which could be
+proved. The week of the election he and his friends did not rest.
+
+At one of the polls in Carrascal, where Cæsar had a majority, the tile
+bearing the house-number had been changed by night. The real voters had
+to wait to cast their votes in one place, and meanwhile the urn was
+being filled with ballots for the Government candidate at another place.
+
+In the hamlet of Val de San Gil, another trick was tried; the polling
+place was established in a hay-loft to which one went up by a ladder.
+While the villagers were waiting for the ladder to be set up, the urn
+was being filled. When the ladder was put into place and the voters went
+up one by one, they found that they had all voted already. As the ladder
+was narrow, they had to go up singly, and it was not likely they would
+have ventured to protest. Besides, there were a number of ruffians in
+the place, armed with sticks and pistols, who were ready to club or to
+shoot any one protesting.
+
+In spite of all, Cæsar had the election won, always supposing that the
+Government did not carry things to the limit; but at the last moment he
+learned that more Civil Guards were going to come to Castro, and that
+the Government agents had orders to prevent Moncada’s victory by any
+method.
+
+In the evening on Saturday, Cæsar was told that the commissioner was
+in a tavern, with others of the police, giving out ballots for illegal
+voters. Cæsar went there alone, and entered the tavern.
+
+The commissioner, on seeing him, grew confused.
+
+“I know what you are doing,” said Cæsar. “Be careful, because it may
+cost you a term in prison.”
+
+“You are the one that may have to pay by going to prison,” replied the
+inspector.
+
+“Just try to arrest me, you poor fool, and I’ll shoot your head off!”
+
+The police inspector jumped up from the table where he was seated, and,
+as he went out, he let one of the ballots fall. Cæsar looked over the
+men who were with the police inspector; one of them was “Sparkler.” Some
+days before he had come to Moncada’s headquarters to offer to work for
+him, and he was the director of the contaminating persons sent to Castro
+by the Government.
+
+A CLANDESTINE MEETING
+
+When he returned to the headquarters, they told him there was a meeting
+in “Furibis’s” tavern at nine that night. Cæsar got there a little
+later than the time set. The place was gloomy, and had some big earthen
+jars in it. They had put a table at the back of this cave, and an
+acetylene light illuminated it.
+
+Those present formed a semicircle around the table.
+
+Cæsar knocked at the tavern, and they opened the door to him; a workman
+who was speaking delayed his peroration, and they waited until Cæsar
+had reached the table and got seated. The atmosphere was suffocating.
+Everything was closed so that the Civil Guards would not see the light
+through the windows and suspect that there was a meeting being
+held there. The workmen were, for the most part, masons, weavers,
+brickmakers. There were women there with their little ones asleep in
+their bosoms. The air one breathed there was horrible. It looked like
+a gathering of desperate people. They had learned that their arrested
+comrades had been beaten in the prison, and that San Román and Dr.
+Ortigosa were in the infirmary as a result.
+
+_EULOGY OF VIOLENCE_
+
+The excitement among those present was terrible. “Limpy” was the most
+strenuous; he was in favour of their all going out that moment and
+storming the jail.
+
+When they had all spoken, Cæsar got up and asked them to wait. If he
+won the election the next day, he promised them that the prisoners
+should be freed immediately; if he did not win and the prisoners
+remained there...
+
+“Then what is to be done?” said a voice.
+
+“What is to be done? I am in favour of violence,” answered Cæsar;
+“burning the jail, setting fire to the whole town; I am ready for
+anything.”
+
+At that moment he really did think he had been too lenient.
+
+“Man’s first duty is to break the law,” he shouted, “when it is a bad
+law. Everything is due to violence and war. I will go to the post of
+danger this very second, whenever you wish. Shall we storm the jail?
+Let’s go right now.”
+
+This storming of the jail didn’t seem an easy thing to the others. One
+might try to climb down the hill and surprise the prison guards, but it
+would be difficult. According to “Furibis,” the best thing would be for
+ten or twelve of them to go out into the street with guns and pistols
+and shoot right and left.
+
+At this disturbance the Civil Guard would come out, and that would be
+the moment for the others to enter the jail and drag the prisoners out
+into the street.
+
+Some one else said that it seemed better to him for them to approach
+the Civil Guards’ quarters cautiously, kill the sentinels, and take
+possession of the rifles.
+
+“Decide,” said Cæsar; “I am ready for anything.”
+
+Cæsar’s attitude made the excited ones grow calmer and understand that
+it was not so easy to storm the jail.
+
+It was about eleven when the meeting at the tavern ended. They had
+decided to wait and see what would happen the next day, and they left
+the place one by one.
+
+“We will escort you, Don Cæsar,” several of them said.
+
+“No. What for?”
+
+“Remember there are people who might attack you. ‘Driveller’ Juan is at
+large in Castro.”
+
+“Really?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“That bully can’t do anything to me.”
+
+* * * * *
+
+_AT NIGHT_
+
+Cæsar went out of the tavern, pulled down his hat, and wrapped himself
+in his cape. He had not brought the motor, to avoid being recognized. It
+was a cloudy night, but still and beautiful.
+
+Before they got out of the town a small boy came up to Cæsar.
+
+“‘The Cub-Slut’ sent me to tell you to come to her house; she wants to
+speak to you.”
+
+“I will go tomorrow.”
+
+“No. You must come now, because what she has to say is very important,”
+ shouted the youngster.
+
+“Well, I can’t go now.”
+
+The youngster protested, and Cæsar continued on his way. “Limpy” and
+“Uncle Chinaman” followed him. Cæsar was walking in the middle of the
+highway, when, about half way home, a man on the run passed him. No
+doubt he was going to give some signal.
+
+“Limpy” and “Chinaman” shouted over and over:
+
+“Don Cæsar! Don Cæsar!”
+
+Cæsar halted, and “Chinaman” and “Limpy” ran up to him.
+
+“What’s going on?” asked Cæsar.
+
+“They are lying in wait for you,” said “Limpy.” “Didn’t you see a man go
+past running?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“We are going to stay with you. We will sleep at your house,” said
+“Chinaman,” “and if they attack us, we will defend ourselves.”
+
+He showed a pistol which he carried in his sash.
+
+The three walked on together, and as they passed a little grove in front
+of the palace, a shadow passed by, crawling, and fled away.
+
+“He was there,” said “Chinaman.”
+
+They went into the house. Amparito, with the old nurse, was praying
+before a lighted image.
+
+
+
+
+XX. CONFIDENCE
+
+_YES, HE IS THE HERO_
+
+
+When he got up, Cæsar found a lot of letters and notices from his
+followers all over the district, giving him pointers.
+
+With the help of a manservant who used to go about with him, he himself
+got the motor ready and prepared to visit the polls.
+
+As he got into the car, the youngster of the night before appeared with
+a letter.
+
+“From ‘The Cub-Slut’; please read it right away.”
+
+“Give it to me; I will read it.”
+
+“She told me you were to read it right away.”
+
+“Yes, man, yes.”
+
+Cæsar took the letter and put it distractedly into his pocket. The
+motor started and Cæsar did not read the note. At eight in the morning
+he was on his way to Cidones. The polls had been established legally.
+
+It was raining gently. As he drew near Cidones, the sun appeared. The
+river was turbid and mud-coloured. Thick grey fog-clouds were rolling
+about the plain; when they gathered below the hill where Cæsar stood,
+they gave it the appearance of an island in the middle of the sea. From
+the chimneys of the town the smoke came out like hanks of spun silver,
+and bells were ringing through this Sunday morning calm.
+
+Cæsar stopped at an inn which was a little outside the town. The
+blacksmith, an old Liberal, came out to receive him. The old man had
+been suffering with rheumatism for some while. “How goes it?” Cæsar
+asked him.
+
+“Very well. I have been to vote for you.”
+
+“And your health?”
+
+“Now that spring is coming, one begins to get better.”
+
+“Yes, that is true,” said Cæsar; “I hadn’t noticed that the trees are
+in bloom.”
+
+“Oh, yes, they are out. In a little while we shall have good weather.
+It’s a consolation for old folks.”
+
+Cæsar took leave of the blacksmith and got into the motor.
+
+* * * * *
+
+_CÆSAR! CÆSAR!_
+
+“Yes, spring is in flower,” said Cæsar. “I will remove all the
+obstacles and men’s strength will come to life, which is action. This
+town, then others, and finally all Spain.... May nothing remain hidden
+or closed up; everything come to life, out into the sunlight. I am a
+strong man; I am a man of iron; there are no obstacles for me. The
+forces of Nature will assist me. Cæsar! I must be Cæsar!”
+
+The automobile began to move in a straight line toward Castro.
+
+The ground on both sides of the highway fled away rapidly.
+
+The automobile lessened its pace at the foot of the hill, and began to
+climb.
+
+It went in by an old gate in the wall, which was called the Cart Gate.
+
+The street of the same name, a street in the poor suburb, was narrow
+and the houses low; it was paved with cobbles. A little farther along
+several lanes formed a crossroads.
+
+This was a quarter of brothels and of gipsies who made baskets.
+
+When he reached the crossroads, in the narrowest part there was a cart
+blocking the street. The automobile stopped.
+
+“What’s the matter?” asked Cæsar, standing up.
+
+At that moment two shots rang out, and Cæsar fell wounded into the
+bottom of the car. The chauffeur saw that the discharges came from the
+low windows of a loom, and backing the motor, he returned rapidly,
+passed out the Cart Gate, at risk of running into it, went down to the
+highway, and drove at high speed to Cæsar’s house.
+
+A moment later “Driveller” Juan and “Sparkler” came out of the loom and
+disappeared down a lane. The judge who went to take depositions learned
+from the chauffeur that Cæsar had received a letter as he was getting
+into the car. He had the wounded man’s clothes searched, and they found
+“The Cub-Slut’s” letter, in which she warned Cæsar of the danger he
+was in. Fate had kept Cæsar from reading it.
+
+* * * * *
+
+_THE RED FLAG_
+
+The news that Cæsar was seriously wounded ran through the town like a
+train of powder.
+
+A movement of terror shook everybody. “Limpy,” “Furibis,” and the other
+hysterical ones gathered at the tavern and agreed to set fire to the
+monastery of la Peña. “Furibis” had arms in his house and divided them
+among his comrades. A woman fastened a red rag to a stick, and they left
+Castro by different paths and met opposite Cidones.
+
+Nine of them went armed, and various others followed behind.
+
+On reaching Cidones, one of the party advanced up the lane and saw two
+pairs of Civil Guards. They discussed what they had better do, and the
+majority were in favour of going into Moro’s inn, which was at the
+entrance to the town, and waiting until night.
+
+They did go in there and told Moro what they had just done. The
+inn-keeper listened with simulated approval, and brought them wine. This
+Moro was not a very commendable party; he had been convicted for robbery
+several times and had a bad reputation.
+
+While the revolutionists were drinking and talking, Moro stole out
+without any one’s noticing, and went to see the chief of the Civil
+Guard, and told him what was going on. “They are armed, then?” asked the
+chief.
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“And how many are they?”
+
+“Nine with arms.”
+
+“We are only five. Do you want to do something?”
+
+“What is it?”
+
+“At dusk we will pass by the inn. I will knock. And you shall say to
+them: ‘Here is the chief of the Civil Guard; hide your arms.’ They will
+hide them, and we will arrest them.”
+
+“Shall I get something for doing this favour?” asked Moro.
+
+“Naturally.”
+
+“What will they give me?”
+
+“You will see.”
+
+The ruse worked as they had plotted it; Moro played the comedy to
+perfection.
+
+On learning that the chief of the Civil Guard wanted to come in, the
+revolutionists, on the landlord’s advice, left their arms in the next
+room. At the same instant the window panes burst to bits and the
+soldiers of the Civil Guard fired three charges from close up. Two women
+and four men fell dead; the wounded, among whom was “Limpy,” were taken
+to the hospital, and only one person was lucky enough to escape.
+
+* * * * *
+
+_FATE_
+
+At the chief headquarters of Moncada’s followers, a strange phenomenon
+was noticed; on the preceding days they had been chock full; that night
+there were not over ten or a dozen men from the Workmen’s Club collected
+by a table lighted by a petroleum lamp. The pharmacist, Camacho,
+presided.
+
+The news of the election was worse every minute. At the last hour the
+Padillists, knowing that Moncada was wounded, were behaving horribly. In
+the polls at Villamiel the tellers had fled with the blank ballots, and
+the Conservative boss arranged the outcome of the election from his
+house.
+
+As the teller from Santa Inés, who was a poor Liberal school-master,
+was on his way from the hamlet with the papers, six men had seized him,
+had snatched the returns from him, changed all the figures, and sent
+them to the municipal building at Castro full of blots.
+
+They had fired over twenty shots at the teller for Paralejo. Many
+of Moncada’s emissaries, on knowing that Cæsar was wounded and his
+campaign going badly, had passed over to the other party.
+
+Only Moncada could have rallied that flight. His most faithful gave one
+another uneasy looks, hoping some one would say: “Come along!” so that
+they could all have gone. Camacho alone kept up the spirits of the
+meeting.
+
+At nine o’clock at night the chief of police entered the headquarters,
+accompanied by two Civil Guards.
+
+“Close up here, please,” said the inspector.
+
+“Why?” asked the pharmacist.
+
+“Because I order you to.”
+
+“You have no right to order that.”
+
+“No? Here, get out, everybody, and _you_ are under arrest.”
+
+Those present took to their heels; the pharmacist went to jail to keep
+San Román and Ortigosa company, and the Club was shut up....
+
+* * * * *
+
+The election was won by Padilla.
+
+
+
+
+XXI. OUR VENERABLE TRADITIONS! OUR HOLY PRINCIPLES!
+
+
+The banquet in honour of Padilla was given at the Café del Comercio.
+All the important persons of the town, many of whom had been Cæsar’s
+adherents the day before, had gathered to feast the victor. The majority
+gorged enthusiastically, the chief of police distinguishing himself by
+his hearty applause. A fat lawyer presided, a greasy person with a black
+beard, a typical coarse, dirty, tricky Moor. Next to him sat a small
+attorney, pock-marked, pale of face. By dessert one no longer heard
+anything but cries of “Hurrah for Padilla!” among the smoke of the big
+cigars they were all smoking.
+
+Then the lawyer with the black beard arose and began to orate.
+
+He spoke slowly and with great solemnity.
+
+“This meeting shows,” he said in a strong and sonorous voice, “your
+enthusiasm and your loyalty for the good cause. Never, never will
+we permit outsiders devoid of religion and patriotism to upset the
+existence of our beloved city.” (Applause.) “We will defend our
+venerated traditions by all the means in our power; we will not permit
+the hydra of anarchy to rise up in Castro; and if it should arise
+to attack our holy principles, we shall crush it under our heels.”
+ (Applause.) “When men turn their backs on God, when they preach the
+relaxation of discipline, and licentiousness, when they are not willing
+to acknowledge any authority, divine or human, then it is time for
+decent men to form a bulwark with their breasts, for the defence of
+their traditions. We are, before all else, Catholics and Spaniards; and
+we will not consent to having Anarchists, Masons, sacrilegious persons
+get the mastery of this sacred soil, and wipe out its memories, and spot
+the most holy rights of our mother, the Church.” (Ovation.)
+
+“Hurrah for Jesus Christ and His Immaculate Church!” shouted a priest, a
+bit upset by his wine, in a raucous voice.
+
+Next, the fat, greasy lawyer paraded all the glories of Spain, with
+their appropriate adjectives: the Cid, Columbus, Isabella the Catholic,
+the Great Captain, Hernán Cortés.... Then a couple of dozen orators
+spoke, and the meeting ended very late at night.
+
+
+CASTRO DURO TODAY
+
+Today Castro Duro has definitely abandoned her intentions of living, and
+return to order, as the weekly Conservative paper says; the fountains
+have dried, the school been closed, the little trees in Moncada Park
+have been pulled up. The people emigrate every year by hundreds. Today a
+mill shuts down, tomorrow a house falls in; but Castro Duro continues
+to live with her venerated traditions and her holy principles, not
+permitting outsiders devoid of religion and patriotism to disturb her
+existence, not spotting the most holy rights of the Church, our mother;
+enveloped in dust, in dirt, and in filth, asleep in the sun, in the
+midst of her grainless fields.
+
+
+
+
+XXII. FINIS GLORIÆ MUNDI. _FROM A SOCIETY COLUMN_
+
+
+To be in Castro Duro and not visit Don Cæsar Moncada’s house is a
+veritable crime of _lèse-art_. Señor Moncada, who is a most intelligent
+person, has gathered in his aristocratic residence a collection of
+precious things, old pictures, antiques, sculptures of the XV and
+XVI Centuries, badges of the Inquisition. Señor Moneada has made
+a conscientious study of the primitive Castilian painters, and is
+certainly the person most at home in that line.
+
+His most beautiful wife, who is also a distinguished artist, has aided
+him in forming this collection, and they have both gone about by
+automobile through all the towns in this province and the neighbouring
+ones, collecting everything artistic they found.
+
+At Don Cæsar’s house we had the pleasure of greeting the learned
+Franciscan Father Martin, to whom the population of Castro Duro owes so
+much.
+
+At a halt in the conversation we asked Señor Moncada:
+
+“And you, Don Cæsar, have no idea of going back into politics?”
+
+And he answered us, smiling:
+
+“No, no. What for? I am nothing, nothing.”
+
+THE END
+
+
+
+
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