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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of East and West: Poems, by Bret Harte
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+Title: East and West: Poems
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+Author: Bret Harte
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+Posting Date: November 17, 2012 [EBook #8402]
+Release Date: July, 2005 [EBook #8402]
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+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK EAST AND WEST: POEMS ***
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+Produced by Curtis A. Weyant and The Online Distributed
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+EAST AND WEST
+
+Poems.
+
+by
+
+Bret Harte.
+
+
+
+
+Contents.
+
+
+
+I.
+
+
+A Greyport Legend
+A Newport Romance
+The Hawk's Nest
+In the Mission Garden
+The Old Major Explains
+"Seventy-Nine"
+Truthful James's Answer to "Her Letter"
+Further Language from Truthful James
+The Wonderful Spring of San Joaquin
+On a Cone of the Big Trees
+A Sanitary Message
+The Copperhead
+On a Pen of Thomas Starr King
+Lone Mountain
+California's Greeting to Seward
+The Two Ships
+The Goddess
+Address
+The Lost Galleon
+The Second Review of the Grand Army
+
+
+
+II.
+
+
+Before the Curtain
+The Stage-Driver's Story
+Aspiring Miss de Laine
+California Madrigal
+St. Thomas
+Ballad of Mr. Cooke
+Legends of the Rhine
+Mrs. Judge Jenkins: Sequel to Maud Muller
+Avitor
+A White Pine Ballad
+Little Red Riding-Hood
+The Ritualist
+A Moral Vindicator
+Songs without Sense
+
+
+
+
+
+Part I.
+
+
+
+
+East and West Poems.
+
+
+
+
+A Greyport Legend.
+
+(1797.)
+
+
+
+They ran through the streets of the seaport town;
+They peered from the decks of the ships that lay:
+The cold sea-fog that came whitening down
+Was never as cold or white as they.
+ "Ho, Starbuck and Pinckney and Tenterden!
+ Run for your shallops, gather your men,
+ Scatter your boats on the lower bay."
+
+Good cause for fear! In the thick midday
+The hulk that lay by the rotting pier,
+Filled with the children in happy play,
+Parted its moorings, and drifted clear,--
+ Drifted clear beyond the reach or call,--
+ Thirteen children they were in all,--
+ All adrift in the lower bay!
+
+Said a hard-faced skipper, "God help us all!
+She will not float till the turning tide!"
+Said his wife, "My darling will hear _my_ call,
+Whether in sea or heaven she bide:"
+ And she lifted a quavering voice and high,
+ Wild and strange as a sea-bird's cry,
+ Till they shuddered and wondered at her side.
+
+The fog drove down on each laboring crew,
+Veiled each from each and the sky and shore:
+There was not a sound but the breath they drew,
+And the lap of water and creak of oar;
+ And they felt the breath of the downs, fresh blown
+ O'er leagues of clover and cold gray stone,
+ But not from the lips that had gone before.
+
+They come no more. But they tell the tale,
+That, when fogs are thick on the harbor reef,
+The mackerel fishers shorten sail;
+For the signal they know will bring relief:
+ For the voices of children, still at play
+ In a phantom hulk that drifts alway
+ Through channels whose waters never fail.
+
+It is but a foolish shipman's tale,
+A theme for a poet's idle page;
+But still, when the mists of doubt prevail,
+And we lie becalmed by the shores of Age,
+ We hear from the misty troubled shore
+ The voice of the children gone before,
+ Drawing the soul to its anchorage.
+
+
+
+
+A Newport Romance.
+
+
+
+They say that she died of a broken heart
+ (I tell the tale as 'twas told to me);
+But her spirit lives, and her soul is part
+ Of this sad old house by the sea.
+
+Her lover was fickle and fine and French:
+ It was nearly a hundred years ago
+When he sailed away from her arms--poor wench--
+ With the Admiral Rochambeau.
+
+I marvel much what periwigged phrase
+ Won the heart of this sentimental Quaker,
+At what golden-laced speech of those modish days
+ She listened--the mischief take her!
+
+But she kept the posies of mignonette
+ That he gave; and ever as their bloom failed
+And faded (though with her tears still wet)
+ Her youth with their own exhaled.
+
+Till one night, when the sea-fog wrapped a shroud
+ Round spar and spire and tarn and tree,
+Her soul went up on that lifted cloud
+ From this sad old house by the sea.
+
+And ever since then, when the clock strikes two,
+ She walks unbidden from room to room,
+And the air is filled that she passes through
+ With a subtle, sad perfume.
+
+The delicate odor of mignonette,
+ The ghost of a dead and gone bouquet,
+Is all that tells of her story; yet
+ Could she think of a sweeter way?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I sit in the sad old house to-night,--
+ Myself a ghost from a farther sea;
+And I trust that this Quaker woman might,
+ In courtesy, visit me.
+
+For the laugh is fled from porch and lawn,
+ And the bugle died from the fort on the hill,
+And the twitter of girls on the stairs is gone,
+ And the grand piano is still.
+
+Somewhere in the darkness a clock strikes two;
+ And there is no sound in the sad old house,
+But the long veranda dripping with dew,
+ And in the wainscot a mouse.
+
+The light of my study-lamp streams out
+ From the library door, but has gone astray
+In the depths of the darkened hall. Small doubt
+ But the Quakeress knows the way.
+
+Was it the trick of a sense o'erwrought
+ With outward watching and inward fret?
+But I swear that the air just now was fraught
+ With the odor of mignonette!
+
+I open the window, and seem almost--
+ So still lies the ocean--to hear the beat
+Of its Great Gulf artery off the coast,
+ And to bask in its tropic heat.
+
+In my neighbor's windows the gas-lights flare,
+ As the dancers swing in a waltz of Strauss;
+And I wonder now could I fit that air
+ To the song of this sad old house.
+
+And no odor of mignonette there is
+ But the breath of morn on the dewy lawn;
+And mayhap from causes as slight as this
+ The quaint old legend is born.
+
+But the soul of that subtle, sad perfume,
+ As the spiced embalmings, they say, outlast
+The mummy laid in his rocky tomb,
+ Awakens my buried past.
+
+And I think of the passion that shook my youth,
+ Of its aimless loves and its idle pains,
+And am thankful now for the certain truth
+ That only the sweet remains.
+
+And I hear no rustle of stiff brocade,
+ And I see no face at my library door;
+For now that the ghosts of my heart are laid,
+ She is viewless forevermore.
+
+But whether she came as a faint perfume,
+ Or whether a spirit in stole of white,
+I feel, as I pass from the darkened room,
+ She has been with my soul to-night!
+
+
+
+
+The Hawk's Nest.
+
+(Sierras.)
+
+
+
+We checked our pace,--the red road sharply rounding;
+ We heard the troubled flow
+Of the dark olive depths of pines, resounding
+ A thousand feet below.
+
+Above the tumult of the canon lifted,
+ The gray hawk breathless hung;
+Or on the hill a winged shadow drifted
+ Where furze and thorn-bush clung;
+
+Or where half-way the mountain side was furrowed
+ With many a seam and scar;
+Or some abandoned tunnel dimly burrowed,--
+ A mole-hill seen so far.
+
+We looked in silence down across the distant
+ Unfathomable reach:
+A silence broken by the guide's consistent
+ And realistic speech.
+
+"Walker of Murphy's blew a hole through Peters
+ For telling him he lied;
+Then up and dusted out of South Hornitos
+ Across the long Divide.
+
+"We ran him out of Strong's, and up through Eden,
+ And 'cross the ford below;
+And up this canon (Peters' brother leadin'),
+ And me and Clark and Joe.
+
+"He fou't us game: somehow, I disremember
+ Jest how the thing kem round;
+Some say 'twas wadding, some a scattered ember
+ From fires on the ground.
+
+"But in one minute all the hill below him
+ Was just one sheet of flame;
+Guardin' the crest, Sam Clark and I called to him.
+ And,--well, the dog was game!
+
+"He made no sign: the fires of hell were round him,
+ The pit of hell below.
+We sat and waited, but never found him;
+ And then we turned to go.
+
+"And then--you see that rock that's grown so bristly
+ With chaparral and tan--
+Suthin' crep' out: it might hev been a grizzly,
+ It might hev been a man;
+
+"Suthin' that howled, and gnashed its teeth, and shouted
+ In smoke and dust and flame;
+Suthin' that sprang into the depths about it,
+ Grizzly or man,--but game!
+
+"That's all. Well, yes, it does look rather risky,
+ And kinder makes one queer
+And dizzy looking down. A drop of whiskey
+ Ain't a bad thing right here!"
+
+
+
+
+In the Mission Garden.
+
+(1865.)
+
+
+
+Father Felipe.
+
+
+I speak not the English well, but Pachita
+She speak for me; is it not so, my Pancha?
+Eh, little rogue? Come, salute me the stranger
+ Americano.
+
+Sir, in my country we say, "Where the heart is,
+There live the speech." Ah! you not understand? So!
+Pardon an old man,--what you call "ol fogy,"--
+ Padre Felipe!
+
+Old, Senor, old! just so old as the Mission.
+You see that pear-tree? How old you think, Senor?
+Fifteen year? Twenty? Ah, Senor, just _Fifty_
+ Gone since I plant him!
+
+You like the wine? It is some at the Mission,
+Made from the grape of the year Eighteen Hundred;
+All the same time when the earthquake he come to
+ San Juan Bautista.
+
+But Pancha is twelve, and she is the rose-tree;
+And I am the olive, and this is the garden:
+And Pancha we say; but her name is Francisca,
+ Same like her mother.
+
+Eh, you knew _her_? No? Ah! it is a story;
+But I speak not, like Pachita, the English:
+So? If I try, you will sit here beside me,
+ And shall not laugh, eh?
+
+When the American come to the Mission,
+Many arrive at the house of Francisca:
+One,--he was fine man,--he buy the cattle
+ Of Jose Castro.
+
+So! he came much, and Francisca she saw him:
+And it was Love,--and a very dry season;
+And the pears bake on the tree,--and the rain come,
+ But not Francisca;
+
+Not for one year; and one night I have walk much
+Under the olive-tree, when comes Francisca:
+Comes to me here, with her child, this Francisca,--
+ Under the olive-tree.
+
+Sir, it was sad; ... but I speak not the English;
+So! ... she stay here, and she wait for her husband
+He come no more, and she sleep on the hillside;
+ There stands Pachita.
+
+Ah! there's the Angelus. Will you not enter?
+Or shall you walk in the garden with Pancha?
+Go, little rogue--stt--attend to the stranger.
+ Adios, Senor.
+
+
+
+Pachita (_briskly_).
+
+
+So, he's been telling that yarn about mother!
+Bless you, he tells it to every stranger:
+Folks about yer say the old man's my father;
+ What's your opinion?
+
+
+
+
+The Old Major Explains.
+
+(Re-Union Army of the Potomac, 12th May, 1871.)
+
+
+
+"Well, you see, the fact is, Colonel, I don't know as I can come:
+For the farm is not half planted, and there's work to do at home;
+And my leg is getting troublesome,--it laid me up last fall,
+And the doctors, they have cut and hacked, and never found the ball.
+
+"And then, for an old man like me, it's not exactly right,
+This kind o' playing soldier with no enemy in sight.
+'The Union,'--that was well enough way up to '66;
+But this 'Re-Union,'--maybe now it's mixed with politics?
+
+"No? Well, you understand it best; but then, you see, my lad,
+I'm deacon now, and some might think that the example's bad.
+And week from next is Conference.... You said the 12th of May?
+Why, that's the day we broke their line at Spottsylvan-i-a!
+
+"Hot work; eh, Colonel, wasn't it? Ye mind that narrow front:
+They called it the 'Death-Angle!' Well, well, my lad, we won't
+Fight that old battle over now: I only meant to say
+I really can't engage to come upon the 12th of May.
+
+"How's Thompson? What! will he be there? Well, now, I want to know!
+The first man in the rebel works! they called him 'Swearing Joe:'
+A wild young fellow, sir, I fear the rascal was; but then--
+Well, short of heaven, there wa'n't a place he dursn't lead his men.
+
+"And Dick, you say, is coming too. And Billy? ah! it's true
+We buried him at Gettysburg: I mind the spot; do you?
+A little field below the hill,--it must be green this May;
+Perhaps that's why the fields about bring him to me to-day.
+
+"Well, well, excuse me, Colonel! but there are some things that drop
+The tail-board out one's feelings; and the only way's to stop.
+So they want to see the old man; ah, the rascals! do they, eh?
+Well, I've business down in Boston about the 12th of May."
+
+
+
+
+"Seventy-Nine"
+
+Mr. Interviewer Interviewed.
+
+
+
+Know me next time when you see me, won't you, old smarty?
+Oh, I mean you, old figger-head,--just the same party!
+Take out your pensivil, d--n you; sharpen it, do!
+Any complaints to make? Lots of 'em--one of 'em's _you_.
+
+You! who are you, anyhow, goin' round in that sneakin' way?
+Never in jail before, was you, old blatherskite, say?
+Look at it; don't it look pooty? Oh, grin, and be d--d to you, do!
+But, if I had you this side o' that gratin', I'd just make it lively
+ for you.
+
+How did I get in here? Well, what 'ud you give to know?
+'Twasn't by sneakin' round where I hadn't no call to go.
+'Twasn't by hangin' round a spyin' unfortnet men.
+Grin! but I'll stop your jaw if ever you do that agen.
+
+Why don't you say suthin', blast you? Speak your mind if you dare.
+Ain't I a bad lot, sonny? Say it, and call it square.
+Hain't got no tongue, hey, hev ye. O guard! here's a little swell,
+A cussin' and swearin' and yellin', and bribin' me not to tell.
+
+There, I thought that 'ud fetch ye. And you want to know my name?
+"Seventy-Nine" they call me; but that is their little game.
+For I'm werry highly connected, as a gent, sir, can understand;
+And my family hold their heads up with the very furst in the land.
+
+For 'twas all, sir, a put-up job on a pore young man like me;
+And the jury was bribed a puppos, and aftdrst they couldn't agree.
+And I sed to the judge, sez I,--Oh, grin! it's all right my son!
+But you're a werry lively young pup, and you ain't to be played upon!
+
+Wot's that you got--tobacco? I'm cussed but I thought 'twas a tract.
+Thank ye. A chap t'other day--now, look'ee, this is a fact,
+Slings me a tract on the evils o' keepin' bad company,
+As if all the saints was howlin' to stay here along's we.
+
+No: I hain't no complaints. Stop, yes; do you see that chap,--
+Him standin' over there,--a hidin' his eves in his cap?
+Well, that man's stumick is weak, and he can't stand the pris'n fare;
+For the coffee is just half beans, and the sugar ain't no where.
+
+Perhaps it's his bringin' up; but he sickens day by day,
+And he doesn't take no food, and I'm seein' him waste away.
+And it isn't the thing to see; for, whatever he's been and done,
+Starvation isn't the plan as he's to be saved upon.
+
+For he cannot rough it like me; and he hasn't the stamps, I guess,
+To buy him his extry grub outside o' the pris'n mess.
+And perhaps if a gent like you, with whom I've been sorter free,
+Would--thank you! But, say, look here! Oh, blast it, don't give it to ME!
+
+Don't you give it to me; now, don't ye, don't ye, don't!
+You think it's a put-up job; so I'll thank ye, sir, if you won't.
+But hand him the stamps yourself: why, he isn't even my pal;
+And if it's a comfort to you, why, I don't intend that he shall.
+
+
+
+
+His Answer to "Her Letter."
+
+Reported by Truthful James.
+
+
+
+Being asked by an intimate party,--
+ Which the same I would term as a friend,--
+Which his health it were vain to call hearty,
+ Since the mind to deceit it might lend;
+For his arm it was broken quite recent,
+ And has something gone wrong with his lung,--
+Which is why it is proper and decent
+ I should write what he runs off his tongue:
+
+First, he says, Miss, he's read through your letter
+ To the end,--and the end came too soon;
+That a slight illness kept him your debtor
+ (Which for weeks he was wild as a loon);
+That his spirits are buoyant as yours is;
+ That with you, Miss, he challenges Fate
+(Which the language that invalid uses
+ At times it were vain to relate).
+
+And he says that the mountains are fairer
+ For once being held in your thought;
+That each rock holds a wealth that is rarer
+ Than ever by gold-seeker sought
+(Which are words he would put in these pages,
+ By a party not given to guile;
+Which the same not, at date, paying wages,
+ Might produce in the sinful a smile).
+
+He remembers the ball at the Ferry,
+ And the ride, and the gate, and the vow,
+And the rose that you gave him,--that very
+ Same rose he is treasuring now
+(Which his blanket he's kicked on his trunk, Miss,
+ And insists on his legs being free;
+And his language to me from his bunk, Miss,
+ Is frequent and painful and free);
+
+He hopes you are wearing no willows,
+ But are happy and gay all the while;
+That he knows (which this dodging of pillows
+ Imparts but small ease to the style,
+And the same you will pardon),--he knows, Miss,
+ That, though parted by many a mile,
+Yet were he lying under the snows, Miss,
+ They'd melt into tears at your smile.
+
+And you'll still think of him in your pleasures,
+ In your brief twilight dreams of the past;
+In this green laurel-spray that he treasures,
+ It was plucked where your parting was last;
+In this specimen,--but a small trifle,--
+ It will do for a pin for your shawl
+(Which the truth not to wickedly stifle
+ Was his last week's "clean up,"--and _his all_).
+
+He's asleep, which the same might seem strange, Miss,
+ Were it not that I scorn to deny
+That I raised his last dose, for a change, Miss,
+ In view that his fever was high;
+But he lies there quite peaceful and pensive.
+ And now, my respects, Miss, to you;
+Which my language, although comprehensive,
+ Might seem to be freedom,--it's true.
+
+Which I have a small favor to ask you,
+ As concerns a bull-pup, which the same,--
+If the duty would not overtask you,--
+ You would please to procure for me, _game_;
+And send per express to the Flat, Miss,
+ Which they say York is famed for the breed,
+Which though words of deceit may be that, Miss,
+ I'll trust to your taste, Miss, indeed.
+
+_P.S._--Which this same interfering
+ Into other folks' way I despise;
+Yet if it so be I was hearing
+ That it's just empty pockets as lies
+Betwixt you and Joseph, it follers,
+ That, having no family claims,
+Here's my pile; which it's six hundred dollars,
+ As is yours, with respects,
+
+ Truthful James.
+
+
+
+Further Language from Truthful James.
+
+(Nye's Ford, Stanislaus.)
+
+(1870.)
+
+
+
+Do I sleep? do I dream?
+Do I wonder and doubt?
+Are things what they seem?
+Or is visions about?
+Is our civilization a failure?
+Or is the Caucasian played out?
+
+Which expressions are strong;
+Yet would feebly imply
+Some account of a wrong--
+Not to call it a lie--
+As was worked off on William, my pardner,
+And the same being W. Nye.
+
+He came down to the Ford
+On the very same day
+Of that lottery drawed
+By those sharps at the Bay;
+And he says to me, "Truthful, how goes it?"
+I replied, "It is far, far from gay;
+
+"For the camp has gone wild
+On this lottery game,
+And has even beguiled
+'Injin Dick' by the same."
+Which said Nye to me, "Injins is pizen:
+Do you know what his number is, James?"
+
+I replied "7,2,
+9,8,4, is his hand;"
+When he started, and drew
+Out a list, which he scanned;
+Then he softly went for his revolver
+With language I cannot command.
+
+Then I said, "William Nye!"
+But he turned upon me,
+And the look in his eye
+Was quite painful to see;
+And he says, "You mistake: this poor Injin
+I protects from such sharps as you be!"
+
+I was shocked and withdrew;
+But I grieve to relate,
+When he next met my view
+Injin Dick was his mate,
+And the two around town was a-lying
+In a frightfully dissolute state.
+
+Which the war-dance they had
+Round a tree at the Bend
+Was a sight that was sad;
+And it seemed that the end
+Would not justify the proceedings,
+As I quiet remarked to a friend.
+
+For that Injin he fled
+The next day to his band;
+And we found William spread
+Very loose on the strand,
+With a peaceful-like smile on his features,
+And a dollar greenback in his hand;
+
+Which, the same when rolled out,
+We observed with surprise,
+That that Injin, no doubt,
+Had believed was the prize,--
+Them figures in red in the corner,
+Which the number of notes specifies.
+
+Was it guile, or a dream?
+Is it Nye that I doubt?
+Are things what they seem?
+Or is visions about?
+Is our civilization a failure?
+Or is the Caucasian played out?
+
+
+
+
+The Wonderful Spring of San Joaquin.
+
+
+
+Of all the fountains that poets sing,--
+Crystal, thermal, or mineral spring;
+Ponce de Leon's Fount of Youth;
+Wells with bottoms of doubtful truth;
+In short, of all the springs of Time
+That ever were flowing in fact or rhyme,
+That ever were tasted, felt, or seen,--
+There were none like the Spring of San Joaquin.
+
+_Anno Domini_ Eighteen-Seven,
+Father Dominguez (now in heaven,--
+_Obiit_, Eighteen twenty-seven)
+Found the spring, and found it, too,
+By his mule's miraculous cast of a shoe;
+For his beast--a descendant of Balaam's ass--
+Stopped on the instant, and would not pass.
+
+The Padre thought the omen good,
+And bent his lips to the trickling flood;
+Then--as the chronicles declare,
+On the honest faith of a true believer--
+His cheeks, though wasted, lank, and bare,
+Filled like a withered russet-pear
+In the vacuum of a glass receiver,
+And the snows that seventy winters bring
+Melted away in that magic spring.
+
+Such, at least, was the wondrous news
+The Padre brought into Santa Cruz.
+The Church, of course, had its own views
+Of who were worthiest to use
+The magic spring; but the prior claim
+Fell to the aged, sick, and lame.
+Far and wide the people came:
+Some from the healthful Aptos creek
+Hastened to bring their helpless sick;
+Even the fishers of rude Soquel
+Suddenly found they were far from well;
+The brawny dwellers of San Lorenzo
+Said, in fact, they had never been so:
+And all were-ailing,--strange to say,--
+From Pescadero to Monterey.
+
+Over the mountain they poured in
+With leathern bottles, and bags of skin;
+Through the canons a motley throng
+Trotted, hobbled, and limped along.
+The fathers gazed at the moving scene
+With pious joy and with souls serene;
+And then--a result perhaps foreseen--
+They laid out the Mission of San Joaquin.
+
+Not in the eyes of Faith alone
+The good effects of the waters shone;
+But skins grew rosy, eyes waxed clear,
+Of rough vacquero and muleteer;
+Angular forms were rounded out,
+Limbs grew supple, and waists grew stout;
+And as for the girls,--for miles about
+They had no equal! To this day,
+From Pescadero to Monterey,
+You'll still find eyes in which are seen
+The liquid graces of San Joaquin.
+
+There is a limit to human bliss,
+And the Mission of San Joaquin had this;
+None went abroad to roam or stay,
+But they fell sick in the queerest way,--
+A singular _maladie du pays_,
+With gastric symptoms: so they spent
+Their days in a sensuous content;
+Caring little for things unseen
+Beyond their bowers of living green,--
+Beyond the mountains that lay between
+The world and the Mission of San Joaquin.
+
+Winter passed, and the summer came:
+The trunks of _madrono_ all aflame,
+Here and there through the underwood
+Like pillars of fire starkly stood.
+All of the breezy solitude
+ Was filled with the spicing of pine and bay
+And resinous odors mixed and blended,
+ And dim and ghost-like far away
+The smoke of the burning woods ascended.
+Then of a sudden the mountains swam,
+The rivers piled their floods in a dam.
+
+The ridge above Los Gatos creek
+ Arched its spine in a feline fashion;
+The forests waltzed till they grew sick,
+ And Nature shook in a speechless passion;
+And, swallowed up in the earthquake's spleen,
+The wonderful Spring of San Joaquin
+Vanished, and never more was seen!
+
+Two days passed: the Mission folk
+Out of their rosy dream awoke.
+Some of them looked a trifle white;
+But that, no doubt, was from earthquake fright.
+Three days: there was sore distress,
+Headache, nausea, giddiness.
+Four days: faintings, tenderness
+Of the mouth and fauces; and in less
+Than one week,--here the story closes;
+We won't continue the prognosis,--
+Enough that now no trace is seen
+Of Spring or Mission of San Joaquin.
+
+
+Moral.
+
+You see the point? Don't be too quick
+To break bad habits: better stick,
+Like the Mission folk, to your _arsenic_.
+
+
+
+
+On a Cone of the Big Trees.
+
+_Sequoia Gigantea_.
+
+
+
+Brown foundling of the Western wood,
+ Babe of primeval wildernesses!
+Long on my table thou hast stood
+ Encounters strange and rude caresses;
+Perchance contented with thy lot,
+ Surroundings new and curious faces,
+As though ten centuries were not
+ Imprisoned in thy shining cases!
+
+Thou bring'st me back the halcyon days
+ Of grateful rest; the week of leisure,
+The journey lapped in autumn haze,
+ The sweet fatigue that seemed a pleasure,
+The morning ride, the noonday halt,
+ The blazing slopes, the red dust rising,
+And then--the dim, brown, columned vault,
+ With its cool, damp, sepulchral spicing.
+
+Once more I see the rocking masts
+ That scrape the sky, their only tenant
+The jay-bird that in frolic casts
+ From some high yard his broad blue pennant.
+I see the Indian files that keep
+ Their places in the dusty heather,
+Their red trunks standing ankle deep
+ In moccasins of rusty leather.
+
+I see all this, and marvel much
+ That thou, sweet woodland waif, art able
+To keep the company of such
+ As throng thy friend's--the poet's--table:
+The latest spawn the press hath cast,--
+ The "modern Pope's," "the later Byron's,"--
+Why e'en the best may not outlast
+ Thy poor relation,--_Sempervirens_.
+
+Thy sire saw the light that shone
+ On Mohammed's uplifted crescent,
+On many a royal gilded throne
+ And deed forgotten in the present;
+He saw the age of sacred trees
+ And Druid groves and mystic larches;
+And saw from forest domes like these
+ The builder bring his Gothic arches.
+
+And must thou, foundling, still forego
+ Thy heritage and high ambition,
+To lie full lowly and full low,
+ Adjusted to thy new condition?
+Not hidden in the drifted snows,
+ But under ink-drops idly spattered,
+And leaves ephemeral as those
+ That on thy woodland tomb were scattered.
+
+Yet lie thou there, O friend! and speak
+ The moral of thy simple story:
+Though life is all that thou dost seek,
+ And age alone thy crown of glory,--
+Not thine the only germs that fail
+ The purpose of their high creation,
+If their poor tenements avail
+ For worldly show and ostentation.
+
+
+
+
+A Sanitary Message.
+
+
+
+Last night, above the whistling wind,
+ I heard the welcome rain,--
+A fusillade upon the roof,
+ A tattoo on the pane:
+The key-hole piped; the chimney-top
+ A warlike trumpet blew;
+Yet, mingling with these sounds of strife,
+ A softer voice stole through.
+
+"Give thanks, O brothers!" said the voice,
+ "That He who sent the rains
+Hath spared your fields the scarlet dew
+ That drips from patriot veins:
+I've seen the grass on Eastern graves
+ In brighter verdure rise;
+But, oh! the rain that gave it life
+ Sprang first from human eyes.
+
+"I come to wash away no stain
+ Upon your wasted lea;
+I raise no banners, save the ones
+ The forest wave to me:
+Upon the mountain side, where Spring
+ Her farthest picket sets,
+My reveille awakes a host
+ Of grassy bayonets.
+
+ "I visit every humble roof;
+ I mingle with the low:
+Only upon the highest peaks
+ My blessings fall in snow;
+Until, in tricklings of the stream
+ And drainings of the lea,
+My unspent bounty comes at last
+ To mingle with the sea."
+
+And thus all night, above the wind,
+ I heard the welcome rain,--
+A fusillade upon the roof,
+ A tattoo on the pane:
+The key-hole piped; the chimney-top
+ A warlike trumpet blew;
+But, mingling with these sounds of strife,
+ This hymn of peace stole through.
+
+
+
+
+The Copperhead.
+
+(1864.)
+
+
+
+There is peace in the swamp where the Copper head sleeps,
+Where the waters are stagnant, the white vapor creeps,
+Where the musk of Magnolia hangs thick in the air,
+And the lilies' phylacteries broaden in prayer;
+There is peace in the swamp, though the quiet is Death,
+Though the mist is miasm, the Upas tree's breath,
+Though no echo awakes to the cooing of doves,--
+There is peace: yes, the peace that the Copperhead loves!
+
+Go seek him: he coils in the ooze and the drip
+Like a thong idly flung from the slave-driver's whip;
+But beware the false footstep,--the stumble that brings
+A deadlier lash than the overseer swings.
+Never arrow so true, never bullet so dread,
+As the straight steady stroke of that hammershaped head;
+Whether slave, or proud planter, who braves that dull crest,
+Woe to him who shall trouble the Copperhead's rest!
+
+Then why waste your labors, brave hearts and strong men,
+In tracking a trail to the Copperhead's den?
+Lay your axe to the cypress, hew open the shade
+To the free sky and sunshine Jehovah has made;
+Let the breeze of the North sweep the vapors away,
+Till the stagnant lake ripples, the freed waters play;
+And then to your heel can you righteously doom
+The Copperhead born of its shadow and gloom!
+
+
+
+
+On a Pen of Thomas Starr King.
+
+
+
+This is the reed the dead musician dropped,
+ With tuneful magic in its sheath still hidden;
+The prompt allegro of its music stopped,
+ Its melodies unbidden.
+
+But who shall finish the unfinished strain,
+ Or wake the instrument to awe and wonder,
+And bid the slender barrel breathe again,--
+ An organ-pipe of thunder?
+
+His pen! what humbler memories cling about
+ Its golden curves! what shapes and laughing graces
+Slipped from its point, when his full heart went out
+ In smiles and courtly phrases!
+
+The truth, half jesting, half in earnest flung;
+ The word of cheer, with recognition in it;
+The note of alms, whose golden speech outrung
+ The golden gift within it.
+
+But all in vain the enchanter's wand we wave:
+ No stroke of ours recalls his magic vision;
+The incantation that its power gave
+ Sleeps with the dead magician.
+
+
+
+
+Lone Mountain.
+
+(Cemetery, San Francisco.)
+
+
+
+This is that hill of awe
+That Persian Sindbad saw,--
+ The mount magnetic;
+And on its seaward face,
+Scattered along its base,
+ The wrecks prophetic.
+
+Here come the argosies
+Blown by each idle breeze,
+ To and fro shifting;
+Yet to the hill of Fate
+All drawing, soon or late,--
+ Day by day drifting;--
+
+Drifting forever here
+Barks that for many a year
+ Braved wind and weather;
+Shallops but yesterday
+Launched on yon shining bay,--
+ Drawn all together.
+
+This is the end of all:
+Sun thyself by the wall,
+ O poorer Hindbad!
+Envy not Sindbad's fame:
+Here come alike the same,
+ Hindbad and Sindbad.
+
+
+
+
+California's Greeting to Seward.
+
+(1869.)
+
+
+
+We know him well: no need of praise
+ Or bonfire from the windy hill
+To light to softer paths and ways
+ The world-worn man we honor still;
+
+No need to quote those truths he spoke
+ That burned through years of war and shame.
+While History carves with surer stroke
+ Across our map his noon-day fame;
+
+No need to bid him show the scars
+ Of blows dealt by the Scaean gate,
+Who lived to pass its shattered bars,
+ And see the foe capitulate;
+
+Who lived to turn his slower feet
+ Toward the western setting sun,
+To see his harvest all complete,
+ His dream fulfilled, his duty done,--
+
+The one flag streaming from the pole,
+ The one faith borne from sea to sea,--
+For such a triumph, and such goal,
+ Poor must our human greeting be.
+
+Ah! rather that the conscious land
+ In simpler ways salute the Man,--
+The tall pines bowing where they stand,
+ The bared head of El Capitan,
+
+The tumult of the waterfalls,
+ Pohono's kerchief in the breeze,
+The waving from the rocky walls,
+ The stir and rustle of the trees;
+
+Till lapped in sunset skies of hope,
+ In sunset lands by sunset seas,
+The Young World's Premier treads the slope
+ Of sunset years in calm and peace.
+
+
+
+
+The Two Ships.
+
+
+
+As I stand by the cross on the lone mountain's crest,
+ Looking over the ultimate sea,
+In the gloom of the mountain a ship lies at rest,
+ And one sails away from the lea:
+One spreads its white wings on a far-reaching track,
+ With pennant and sheet flowing free;
+One hides in the shadow with sails laid aback,--
+ The ship that is waiting for me!
+
+But lo, in the distance the clouds break away!
+ The Gate's glowing portals I see;
+And I hear from the outgoing ship in the bay
+ The song of the sailors in glee:
+So I think of the luminous footprints that bore
+ The comfort o'er dark Galilee,
+And wait for the signal to go to the shore,
+ To the ship that is waiting for me.
+
+
+
+
+The Goddess.
+
+For the Sanitary Fair.
+
+
+
+"Who comes?" The sentry's warning cry
+ Rings sharply on the evening air:
+Who comes? The challenge: no reply,
+ Yet something motions there.
+
+A woman, by those graceful folds;
+ A soldier, by that martial tread:
+"Advance three paces. Halt! until
+ Thy name and rank be said."
+
+"My name? Her name, in ancient song,
+ Who fearless from Olympus came:
+Look on me! Mortals know me best
+ In battle and in flame."
+
+"Enough! I know that clarion voice;
+ I know that gleaming eye and helm;
+Those crimson lips,--and in their dew
+ The best blood of the realm.
+
+"The young, the brave, the good and wise,
+ Have fallen in thy curst embrace:
+The juices of the grapes of wrath
+ Still stain thy guilty face.
+
+"My brother lies in yonder field,
+ Face downward to the quiet grass:
+Go back! he cannot see thee now;
+ But here thou shalt not pass."
+
+A crack upon the evening air,
+ A wakened echo from the hill:
+The watch-dog on the distant shore
+ Gives mouth, and all is still.
+
+The sentry with his brother lies
+ Face downward on the quiet grass;
+And by him, in the pale moonshine,
+ A shadow seems to pass.
+
+No lance or warlike shield it bears:
+ A helmet in its pitying hands
+Brings water from the nearest brook,
+ To meet his last demands.
+
+Can this be she of haughty mien,
+ The goddess of the sword and shield?
+Ah, yes! The Grecian poet's myth
+ Sways still each battle-field.
+
+For not alone that rugged war
+ Some grace or charm from beauty gains;
+But, when the goddess' work is done,
+ The woman's still remains.
+
+
+
+
+Address.
+
+Opening of the California Theatre, San Francisco, Jan. 19, 1870
+
+
+
+Brief words, when actions wait, are well
+The prompter's hand is on his bell;
+The coming heroes, lovers, kings,
+Are idly lounging at the wings;
+Behind the curtain's mystic fold
+The glowing future lies unrolled,--
+And yet, one moment for the Past;
+One retrospect,--the first and last.
+
+"The world's a stage," the master said.
+To-night a mightier truth is read:
+Not in the shifting canvas screen,
+The flash of gas, or tinsel sheen;
+Not in the skill whose signal calls
+From empty boards baronial halls;
+But, fronting sea and curving bay,
+Behold the players and the play.
+
+Ah, friends! beneath your real skies
+The actor's short-lived triumph dies:
+On that broad stage, of empire won
+Whose footlights were the setting sun,
+Whose flats a distant background rose
+In trackless peaks of endless snows;
+Here genius bows, and talent waits
+To copy that but One creates.
+
+Your shifting scenes: the league of sand,
+An avenue by ocean spanned;
+The narrow beach of straggling tents,
+A mile of stately monuments;
+Your standard, lo! a flag unfurled,
+Whose clinging folds clasp half the world,--
+This is your drama, built on facts,
+With "twenty years between the acts."
+
+One moment more: if here we raise
+The oft-sung hymn of local praise,
+Before the curtain facts must sway;
+_Here_ waits the moral of your play.
+Glassed in the poet's thought, you view
+What _money_ can, yet cannot do;
+The faith that soars, the deeds that shine,
+Above the gold that builds the shrine.
+
+And oh! when others take our place,
+And Earth's green curtain hides our face,
+Ere on the stage, so silent now,
+The last new hero makes his bow:
+So may our deeds, recalled once more
+In Memory's sweet but brief encore,
+Down all the circling ages run,
+With the world's plaudit of "Well done!"
+
+
+
+
+The Lost Galleon.
+
+
+
+In sixteen hundred and forty-one,
+The regular yearly galleon,
+Laden with odorous gums and spice,
+India cottons and India rice,
+And the richest silks of far Cathay,
+Was due at Acapulco Bay.
+
+Due she was, and over-due,--
+Galleon, merchandise, and crew,
+Creeping along through rain and shine,
+Through the tropics, under the line.
+
+The trains were waiting outside the walls,
+The wives of sailors thronged the town,
+The traders sat by their empty stalls,
+And the viceroy himself came down;
+The bells in the tower were all a-trip,
+_Te Deums_ were on each father's lip,
+The limes were ripening in the sun
+For the sick of the coming galleon.
+
+All in vain. Weeks passed away,
+And yet no galleon saw the bay:
+India goods advanced in price;
+The governor missed his favorite spice;
+The senoritas mourned for sandal,
+And the famous cottons of Coromandel;
+
+And some for an absent lover lost,
+And one for a husband,--Donna Julia,
+Wife of the captain, tempest-tossed,
+In circumstances so peculiar:
+Even the fathers, unawares,
+Grumbled a little at their prayers;
+And all along the coast that year
+Votive candles were scarce and dear.
+
+Never a tear bedims the eye
+That time and patience will not dry;
+Never a lip is curved with pain
+That can't be kissed into smiles again:
+And these same truths, as far as I know,
+Obtained on the coast of Mexico
+More than two hundred years ago,
+
+In sixteen hundred and fifty-one,--
+Ten years after the deed was done,--
+And folks had forgotten the galleon:
+The divers plunged in the Gulf for pearls,
+White as the teeth of the Indian girls;
+The traders sat by their full bazaars;
+The mules with many a weary load,
+And oxen, dragging their creaking cars,
+Came and went on the mountain road.
+
+Where was the galleon all this while:
+Wrecked on some lonely coral isle?
+Burnt by the roving sea-marauders,
+Or sailing north under secret orders?
+Had she found the Anian passage famed,
+By lying Moldonado claimed,
+And sailed through the sixty-fifth degree
+Direct to the North Atlantic sea?
+Or had she found the "River of Kings,"
+Of which De Fonte told such strange things
+In sixteen forty? Never a sign,
+East or West or under the line,
+They saw of the missing galleon;
+Never a sail or plank or chip,
+They found of the long-lost treasure-ship,
+Or enough to build a tale upon.
+But when she was lost, and where and how,
+Are the facts we're coming to just now.
+
+Take, if you please, the chart of that day
+Published at Madrid,--_por el Rey_;
+Look for a spot in the old South Sea,
+The hundred and eightieth degree
+Longitude, west of Madrid: there,
+Under the equatorial glare,
+Just where the East and West are one,
+You'll find the missing galleon,--
+You'll find the "San Gregorio," yet
+Riding the seas, with sails all set,
+Fresh as upon the very day
+She sailed from Acapulco Bay.
+
+How did she get there? What strange spell
+Kept her two hundred years so well,
+Free from decay and mortal taint?
+What? but the prayers of a patron saint!
+A hundred leagues from Manilla town,
+The "San Gregorio's" helm came down;
+Round she went on her heel, and not
+A cable's length from a galliot
+That rocked on the waters, just abreast
+Of the galleon's course, which was west-sou-west.
+
+Then said the galleon's commandante,
+General Pedro Sobriente
+(That was his rank on land and main,
+A regular custom of Old Spain),
+"My pilot is dead of scurvy: may
+I ask the longitude, time, and day?"
+The first two given and compared;
+The third,--the commandante stared!
+
+"The _first_ of June? I make it second."
+Said the stranger, "Then you've wrongly-reckoned;
+I make it _first_: as you came this way,
+You should have lost--d'ye see--a day;
+Lost a day, as plainly see,
+On the hundred and eightieth degree."
+"Lost a day?" "Yes: if not rude,
+When did you make east longitude?"
+"On the ninth of May,--our patron's day."
+"On the ninth?--_you had no ninth of May!_
+Eighth and tenth was there; but stay"--
+Too late; for the galleon bore away.
+
+Lost was the day they should have kept,
+Lost unheeded and lost unwept;
+Lost in a way that made search vain,
+Lost in the trackless and boundless main;
+Lost like the day of Job's awful curse,
+In his third chapter, third and fourth verse;
+Wrecked was their patron's only day,--
+What would the holy fathers say?
+
+Said the Fray Antonio Estavan,
+The galleon's chaplain,--a learned man,--
+"Nothing is lost that you can regain:
+And the way to look for a thing is plain
+To go where you lost it, back again.
+Back with your galleon till you see
+The hundred and eightieth degree.
+Wait till the rolling year goes round,
+And there will the missing day be found;
+For you'll find--if computation's true--
+That sailing _east_ will give to you
+Not only one ninth of May, but two,--
+One for the good saint's present cheer,
+And one for the day we lost last year."
+
+Back to the spot sailed the galleon;
+Where, for a twelve-month, off and on
+The hundred and eightieth degree,
+She rose and fell on a tropic sea:
+But lo! when it came to the ninth of May,
+All of a sudden becalmed she lay
+One degree from that fatal spot,
+Without the power to move a knot;
+And of course the moment she lost her way,
+Gone was her chance to save that day.
+
+To cut a lengthening story short,
+She never saved it. Made the sport
+Of evil spirits and baffling wind,
+She was always before or just behind,
+One day too soon, or one day too late,
+And the sun, meanwhile, would never wait:
+She had two eighths, as she idly lay,
+Two tenths, but never a _ninth_ of May;
+And there she rides through two hundred years
+Of dreary penance and anxious fears:
+Yet through the grace of the saint she served,
+Captain and crew are still preserved.
+
+By a computation that still holds good,
+Made by the Holy Brotherhood,
+The "San Gregorio" will cross that line
+In nineteen hundred and thirty-nine:
+Just three hundred years to a day
+From the time she lost the ninth of May.
+And the folk in Acapulco town,
+Over the waters, looking down,
+Will see in the glow of the setting sun
+The sails of the missing galleon,
+And the royal standard of Philip _Rey_;
+The gleaming mast and glistening spar,
+As she nears the surf of the outer bar.
+A _Te Deum_ sung on her crowded deck,
+An odor of spice along the shore,
+A crash, a cry from a shattered wreck,--
+And the yearly galleon sails no more,
+In or out of the olden bay;
+For the blessed patron has found his day.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Such is the legend. Hear this truth:
+Over the trackless past, somewhere,
+Lie the lost days of our tropic youth,
+Only regained by faith and prayer,
+Only recalled by prayer and plaint:
+Each lost day has its patron saint!
+
+
+
+
+A Second Review of the Grand Army.
+
+
+
+I read last night of the Grand Review
+In Washington's chiefest avenue,--
+Two Hundred Thousand men in blue,
+ I think they said was the number,--
+Till I seemed to hear their trampling feet,
+The bugle blast and the drum's quick beat,
+The clatter of hoofs in the stony street,
+The cheers of people who came to greet,
+And the thousand details that to repeat
+ Would only my verse encumber,--
+Till I fell in a reverie, sad and sweet,
+ And then to a fitful slumber.
+
+When, lo! in a vision I seemed to stand
+In the lonely Capitol. On each hand
+Far stretched the portico, dim and grand
+Its columns ranged like a martial band
+Of sheeted spectres, whom some command
+ Had called to a last reviewing.
+And the streets of the city were white and bare;
+No footfall echoed across the square;
+But out of the misty midnight air
+I heard in the distance a trumpet blare,
+And the wandering night-winds seemed to bear
+ The sound of a far tattooing.
+
+Then I held my breath with fear and dread;
+For into the square, with a brazen tread,
+There rode a figure whose stately head
+ O'erlooked the review that morning,
+That never bowed from its firm-set seat
+When the living column passed its feet,
+Yet now rode steadily up the street
+ To the phantom bugle's warning:
+
+Till it reached the Capitol square, and wheeled,
+And there in the moonlight stood revealed
+A well-known form that in State and field
+ Had led our patriot sires;
+Whose face was turned to the sleeping camp,
+Afar through the river's fog and damp,
+That showed no flicker, nor waning lamp,
+ Nor wasted bivouac fires.
+
+And I saw a phantom army come,
+With never a sound of fife or drum,
+But keeping time to a throbbing hum
+ Of wailing and lamentation:
+The martyred heroes of Malvern Hill,
+Of Gettysburg and Chancellorsville,
+The men whose wasted figures fill
+ The patriot graves of the nation.
+
+And there came the nameless dead,--the men
+Who perished in fever swamp and fen,
+The slowly-starved of the prison-pen;
+ And, marching beside the others,
+Came the dusky martyrs of Pillow's fight,
+With limbs enfranchised and bearing bright;
+I thought--perhaps 'twas the pale moonlight--
+ They looked as white as their brothers!
+
+And so all night marched the Nation's dead
+With never a banner above them spread,
+Nor a badge, nor a motto brandished;
+No mark--save the bare uncovered head
+ Of the silent bronze Reviewer;
+With never an arch save the vaulted sky;
+With never a flower save those that lie
+On the distant graves--for love could buy
+ No gift that was purer or truer.
+
+So all night long swept the strange array,
+So all night long till the morning gray
+I watched for one who had passed away,
+ With a reverent awe and wonder,--
+Till a blue cap waved in the lengthening line,
+And I knew that one who was kin of mine
+Had come; and I spake--and lo! that sign
+ Awakened me from my slumber.
+
+
+
+
+
+Part II.
+
+
+
+
+Before the Curtain.
+
+
+
+Behind the footlights hangs the rusty baize,
+A trifle shabby in the upturned blaze
+Of flaring gas, and curious eyes that gaze.
+
+The stage, methinks, perhaps is none too wide,
+And hardly fit for royal Richard's stride,
+Or Falstaff's bulk, or Denmark's youthful pride.
+
+Ah, well! no passion walks its humble boards;
+O'er it no king nor valiant Hector lords:
+The simplest skill is all its space affords.
+
+The song and jest, the dance and trifling play,
+The local hit at follies of the day,
+The trick to pass an idle hour away,--
+
+For these, no trumpets that announce the Moor,
+No blast that makes the hero's welcome sure,--
+A single fiddle in the overture!
+
+
+
+
+The Stage-Driver's Story.
+
+
+
+It was the stage-driver's story, as he stood with his back to the wheelers,
+Quietly flecking his whip, and turning his quid of tobacco;
+While on the dusty road, and blent with the rays of the moonlight,
+We saw the long curl of his lash and the juice of tobacco descending.
+
+"Danger! Sir, I believe you,--indeed, I may say on that subject,
+You your existence might put to the hazard and turn of a wager.
+I have seen danger? Oh, no! not me, sir, indeed, I assure you:
+'Twas only the man with the dog that is sitting alone in yon wagon.
+
+It was the Geiger Grade, a mile and a half from the summit:
+Black as your hat was the night, and never a star in the heavens.
+Thundering down the grade, the gravel and stones we sent flying
+Over the precipice side,--a thousand feet plumb to the bottom.
+
+Half-way down the grade I felt, sir, a thrilling and creaking,
+Then a lurch to one side, as we hung on the bank of the canon;
+Then, looking up the road, I saw, in the distance behind me,
+The off hind wheel of the coach just loosed from its axle, and following.
+
+One glance alone I gave, then gathered together my ribbons,
+Shouted, and flung them, outspread, on the straining necks of my cattle;
+Screamed at the top of my voice, and lashed the air in my frenzy,
+While down the Geiger Grade, on _three_ wheels, the vehicle thundered.
+
+Speed was our only chance, when again came the ominous rattle:
+Crack, and another wheel slipped away, and was lost in the darkness.
+_Two_ only now were left; yet such was our fearful momentum,
+Upright, erect, and sustained on _two_ wheels, the vehicle thundered.
+
+As some huge boulder, unloosed from its rocky shelf on the mountain,
+Drives before it the hare and the timorous squirrel, far-leaping,
+So down the Geiger Grade rushed the Pioneer coach, and before it
+Leaped the wild horses, and shrieked in advance of the danger impending.
+
+But to be brief in my tale. Again, ere we came to the level,
+Slipped from its axle a wheel; so that, to be plain in my statement,
+A matter of twelve hundred yards or more, as the distance may be,
+We travelled upon _one_ wheel, until we drove up to the station.
+
+Then, sir, we sank in a heap; but, picking myself from the ruins,
+I heard a noise up the grade; and looking, I saw in the distance
+The three wheels following still, like moons on the horizon whirling,
+Till, circling, they gracefully sank on the road at the side of the
+ station.
+
+This is my story, sir; a trifle, indeed, I assure you.
+Much more, perchance, might be said; but I hold him, of all men, most
+ lightly
+Who swerves from the truth in his tale--No, thank you--Well, since you
+ _are_ pressing,
+Perhaps I don't care if I do: you may give me the same, Jim,--no sugar."
+
+
+
+
+Aspiring Miss de Laine.
+
+A Chemical Narrative.
+
+
+
+Certain facts which serve to explain
+The physical charms of Miss Addie De Laine,
+Who, as the common reports obtain,
+Surpassed in complexion the lily and rose;
+With a very sweet mouth and a _retrousse_ nose;
+A figure like Hebe's, or that which revolves
+In a milliner's window, and partially solves
+That question which mentor and moralist pains,
+If grace may exist _minus_ feeling or brains.
+
+Of course the young lady had beaux by the score,
+All that she wanted,--what girl could ask more?
+Lovers that sighed, and lovers that swore,
+Lovers that danced, and lovers that played,
+Men of profession, of leisure, and trade;
+But one, who was destined to take the high part
+Of holding that mythical treasure, her heart,--
+This lover--the wonder and envy of town--
+Was a practising chemist,--a fellow called Brown.
+
+I might here remark that 'twas doubted by many,
+In regard to the heart, if Miss Addie had any;
+But no one could look in that eloquent face,
+With its exquisite outline, and features of grace,
+And mark, through the transparent skin, how the tide
+Ebbed and flowed at the impulse of passion or pride,--
+None could look, who believed in the blood's circulation
+As argued by Harvey, but saw confirmation,
+That here, at least, Nature had triumphed o'er art,
+And, as far as complexion went, she had a heart.
+
+But this, _par parenthesis_. Brown was the man
+Preferred of all others to carry her fan,
+Hook her glove, drape her shawl, and do all that a belle
+May demand of the lover she wants to treat well.
+Folks wondered and stared that a fellow called Brown--
+Abstracted and solemn, in manner a clown,
+Ill dressed, with a lingering smell of the shop--
+Should appear as her escort at party or hop.
+Some swore he had cooked up some villanous charm,
+Or love philter, not in the regular Pharm--
+Acopea, and thus, from pure _malis prepense_,
+Had bewitched and bamboozled the young lady's sense;
+Others thought, with more reason, the secret to lie
+In a magical wash or indelible dye;
+While Society, with its censorious eye
+And judgment impartial, stood ready to damn
+What wasn't improper as being a sham.
+
+For a fortnight the townfolk had all been agog
+With a party, the finest the season had seen,
+To be given in honor of Miss Pollywog,
+Who was just coming out as a belle of sixteen.
+The guests were invited: but one night before,
+A carriage drew up at the modest back-door
+Of Brown's lab'ratory; and, full in the glare
+Of a big purple bottle, some closely-veiled fair
+Alighted and entered: to make matters plain,
+Spite of veils and disguises,--'twas Addie De Laine.
+
+As a bower for true love, 'twas hardly the one
+That a lady would choose to be wooed in or won:
+No odor of rose or sweet jessamine's sigh
+Breathed a fragrance to hallow their pledge of troth by,
+Nor the balm that exhales from the odorous thyme;
+But the gaseous effusions of chloride of lime,
+And salts, which your chemist delights to explain
+As the base of the smell of the rose and the drain.
+Think of this, O ye lovers of sweetness! and know
+What you smell, when you snuff up Lubin or Pinaud.
+
+I pass by the greetings, the transports and bliss,
+Which, of course, duly followed a meeting like this,
+And come down to business;--for such the intent
+Of the lady who now o'er the crucible leant,
+In the glow of a furnace of carbon and lime,
+Like a fairy called up in the new pantomime;--
+And give but her words as she coyly looked down,
+In reply to the questioning glances of Brown:
+"I am taking the drops, and am using the paste,
+And the little, white powders that had a sweet taste,
+Which you told me would brighten the glance of my eye,
+And the depilatory, and also the dye,
+And I'm charmed with the trial; and now, my dear Brown,
+I have one other favor,--now, ducky, don't frown,--
+Only one, for a chemist and genius like you
+But a trifle, and one you can easily do.
+Now listen: tomorrow, you know, is the night
+Of the birthday _soiree_ of that Pollywog fright;
+And I'm to be there, and the dress I shall wear
+Is _too_ lovely; but"--"But what then, _ma chere_?"
+Said Brown, as the lady came to a full stop,
+And glanced round the shelves of the little back shop.
+"Well, I want--I want something to fill out the skirt
+To the proper dimension, without being girt
+In a stiff crinoline, or caged in a hoop
+That shows through one's skirt like the bars of a coop;
+Something light, that a lady may waltz in, or polk,
+With a freedom that none but you masculine folk
+Ever know. For, however poor woman aspires,
+She's always bound down to the earth by these wires.
+Are you listening? nonsense! don't stare like a spoon,
+Idiotic; some light thing, and spacious, and soon--
+Something like--well, in fact--something like a balloon!"
+Here she paused; and here Brown, overcome by surprise,
+Gave a doubting assent with still wondering eyes,
+And the lady departed. But just at the door
+Something happened,--'tis true, it had happened before
+In this sanctum of science,--a sibilant sound,
+Like some element just from its trammels unbound,
+Or two substances that their affinities found.
+
+The night of the anxiously looked-for _soiree_
+Had come, with its fair ones in gorgeous array;
+With the rattle of wheels, and the tinkle of bells,
+And the "How do ye dos," and the "Hope you are wells;"
+And the crash in the passage, and last lingering look
+You give as you hang your best hat on the hook;
+The rush of hot air as the door opens wide;
+And your entry,--that blending of self-possessed pride
+And humility shown in your perfect-bred stare
+At the folk, as if wondering how they got there;
+With other tricks worthy of Vanity Fair.
+Meanwhile that safe topic, the heat of the room,
+Already was losing its freshness and bloom;
+Young people were yawning, and wondering when
+The dance would come off, and why didn't it then:
+When a vague expectation was thrilling the crowd,
+Lo, the door swung its hinges with utterance proud!
+And Pompey announced, with a trumpet-like strain,
+The entrance of Brown and Miss Addie De Laine.
+
+She entered: but oh, how imperfect the verb
+To express to the senses her movement superb!
+To say that she "sailed in" more clearly might tell
+Her grace in its buoyant and billowy swell.
+Her robe was a vague circumambient space,
+With shadowy boundaries made of point-lace.
+The rest was but guess-work, and well might defy
+The power of critical feminine eye
+To define or describe: 'twere as futile to try
+The gossamer web of the cirrus to trace,
+Floating far in the blue of a warm summer sky.
+
+'Midst the humming of praises and the glances of beaux,
+That greet our fair maiden wherever she goes,
+Brown slipped like a shadow, grim, silent, and black,
+With a look of anxiety, close in her track.
+Once he whispered aside in her delicate ear,
+A sentence of warning,--it might be of fear:
+"Don't stand in a draught, if you value your life."
+(Nothing more,--such advice might be given your wife
+Or your sweetheart, in times of bronchitis and cough,
+Without mystery, romance, or frivolous scoff.)
+But hark to the music: the dance has begun.
+The closely-draped windows wide open are flung;
+The notes of the piccolo, joyous and light,
+Like bubbles burst forth on the warm summer night.
+Round about go the dancers; in circles they fly;
+Trip, trip, go their feet as their skirts eddy by;
+And swifter and lighter, but somewhat too plain,
+Whisks the fair circumvolving Miss Addie De Laine.
+
+Taglioni and Cerito well might have pined
+For the vigor and ease that her movements combined;
+E'en Rigelboche never flung higher her robe
+In the naughtiest city that's known on the globe.
+'Twas amazing, 'twas scandalous: lost in surprise,
+Some opened their mouths, and a few shut their eyes.
+
+But hark! At the moment Miss Addie De Laine,
+Circling round at the outer edge of an ellipse,
+Which brought her fair form to the window again,
+From the arms of her partner incautiously slips!
+And a shriek fills the air, and the music is still,
+And the crowd gather round where her partner forlorn
+Still frenziedly points from the wide window-sill
+Into space and the night; for Miss Addie was gone!
+
+Gone like the bubble that bursts in the sun;
+Gone like the grain when the reaper is done;
+Gone like the dew on the fresh morning grass;
+Gone without parting farewell; and alas!
+Gone with a flavor of Hydrogen Gas.
+
+When the weather is pleasant, you frequently meet
+A white-headed man slowly pacing the street;
+His trembling hand shading his lack-lustre eye,
+Half blind with continually scanning the sky.
+
+Rumor points him as some astronomical sage,
+Reperusing by day the celestial page;
+But the reader, sagacious, will recognize Brown,
+Trying vainly to conjure his lost sweetheart down,
+And learn the stern moral this story must teach,
+That Genius may lift its love out of its reach.
+
+
+
+
+California Madrigal.
+
+On the Approach of Spring.
+
+
+
+Oh come, my beloved! from thy winter abode,
+From thy home on the Yuba, thy ranch overflowed;
+For the waters have fallen, the winter has fled,
+And the river once more has returned to its bed.
+
+Oh, mark how the spring in its beauty is near!
+How the fences and tules once more re-appear!
+How soft lies the mud on the banks of yon slough
+By the hole in the levee the waters broke through!
+
+All Nature, dear Chloris, is blooming to greet
+The glance of your eye, and the tread of your feet;
+For the trails are all open, the roads are all free,
+And the highwayman's whistle is heard on the lea.
+
+Again swings the lash on the high mountain trail,
+And the pipe of the packer is scenting the gale;
+The oath and the jest ringing high o'er the plain,
+Where the smut is not always confined to the grain.
+
+Once more glares the sunlight on awning and roof,
+Once more the red clay's pulverized by the hoof,
+Once more the dust powders the "outsides" with red,
+Once more at the station the whiskey is spread.
+
+Then fly with me, love, ere the summer's begun,
+And the mercury mounts to one hundred and one;
+Ere the grass now so green shall be withered and sear,
+In the spring that obtains but one month in the year.
+
+
+
+
+St. Thomas.
+
+A Geographical Survey.
+
+(1868.)
+
+
+
+Very fair and full of promise
+Lay the island of St. Thomas:
+Ocean o'er its reefs and bars
+Hid its elemental scars;
+Groves of cocoanut and guava
+Grew above its fields of lava.
+So the gem of the Antilles,--
+"Isles of Eden," where no ill is,--
+Like a great green turtle slumbered
+On the sea that it encumbered.
+Then said William Henry Seward,
+As he cast his eye to leeward,
+"Quite important to our commerce
+Is this island of St. Thomas."
+
+Said the Mountain ranges, "Thank'ee,
+But we cannot stand the Yankee
+O'er our scars and fissures poring,
+In our very vitals boring,
+In our sacred caverns prying,
+All our secret problems trying,--
+Digging, blasting, with dynamit
+Mocking all our thunders! Damn it!
+Other lands may be more civil,
+Bust our lava crust if we will."
+
+Said the Sea,--its white teeth gnashing
+Through its coral-reef lips flashing,--
+"Shall I let this scheming mortal
+Shut with stone my shining portal,
+Curb my tide, and check my play,
+Fence with wharves my shining bay?
+Rather let me be drawn out
+In one awful water-spout!"
+
+Said the black-browed Hurricane,
+Brooding down the Spanish main,
+"Shall I see my forces, zounds!
+Measured by square inch and pounds,
+With detectives at my back
+When I double on my track,
+And my secret paths made clear,
+Published o'er the hemisphere
+To each gaping, prying crew?
+Shall I? Blow me if I do!"
+
+So the Mountains shook and thundered,
+And the Hurricane came sweeping,
+And the people stared and wondered
+As the Sea came on them leaping:
+Each, according to his promise,
+Made things lively at St. Thomas.
+
+Till one morn, when Mr. Seward
+Cast his weather eye to leeward,
+There was not an inch of dry land
+Left to mark his recent island.
+
+Not a flagstaff or a sentry,
+Not a wharf or port of entry,--
+Only--to cut matters shorter--
+Just a patch of muddy water
+In the open ocean lying,
+And a gull above it flying.
+
+
+
+
+The Ballad of Mr. Cooke.
+
+A Legend of the Cliff House, San Francisco.
+
+
+
+Where the sturdy ocean breeze
+Drives the spray of roaring seas
+That the Cliff-House balconies
+ Overlook:
+
+There, in spite of rain that balked,
+With his sandals duly chalked,
+Once upon a tight-rope walked
+ Mr. Cooke.
+
+But the jester's lightsome mien,
+And his spangles and his sheen,
+All had vanished, when the scene
+ He forsook;----
+
+Yet in some delusive hope,
+In some vague desire to cope,
+One still came to view the rope
+ Walked by Cooke.
+
+Amid Beauty's bright array,
+On that strange eventful day,
+Partly hidden from the spray,
+ In a nook,
+
+Stood Florinda Vere de Vere;
+Who with wind-dishevelled hair,
+And a rapt, distracted air,
+ Gazed on Cooke.
+
+Then she turned, and quickly cried
+To her lover at her side,
+While her form with love and pride
+ Wildly shook,
+
+"Clifford Snook! oh, hear me now!
+Here I break each plighted vow:
+There's but one to whom I bow,
+ And that's Cooke!"
+
+Haughtily that young man spoke:
+"I descend from noble folk.
+'Seven Oaks,' and then 'Se'nnoak,'
+ Lastly Snook,
+
+Is the way my name I trace:
+Shall a youth of noble race
+In affairs of love give place
+ To a Cooke?"
+
+"Clifford Snook, I know thy claim
+To that lineage and name,
+And I think I've read the same
+ In Horne Tooke;
+
+But I swear, by all divine,
+Never, never to be thine,
+'Till thou canst upon yon line
+ Walk like Cooke."
+
+Though to that gymnastic feat
+He no closer might compete
+Than to strike a _balance_-sheet
+ In a book;
+
+Yet thenceforward, from that day,
+He his figure would display
+In some wild athletic way,
+ After Cooke.
+
+On some household eminence,
+On a clothes-line or a fence,
+Over ditches, drains, and thence
+ O'er a brook,
+
+He, by high ambition led,
+Ever walked and balanced;
+Till the people, wondering, said,
+ "How like Cooke!"
+
+Step by step did he proceed,
+Nerved by valor, not by greed,
+And at last the crowning deed
+ Undertook:
+
+Misty was the midnight air,
+And the cliff was bleak and bare,
+When he came to do and dare
+ Just like Cooke.
+
+Through the darkness, o'er the flow,
+Stretched the line where he should go
+Straight across, as flies the crow
+ Or the rook:
+
+One wild glance around he cast;
+Then he faced the ocean blast,
+And he strode the cable last
+ Touched by Cooke.
+
+Vainly roared the angry seas;
+Vainly blew the ocean breeze;
+But, alas! the walker's knees
+ Had a crook;
+
+And before he reached the rock
+Did they both together knock,
+And he stumbled with a shock--
+ Unlike Cooke!
+
+Downward dropping in the dark,
+Like an arrow to its mark,
+Or a fish-pole when a shark
+ Bites the hook,
+
+Dropped the pole he could not save,
+Dropped the walker, and the wave
+Swift ingulfed the rival brave
+ Of J. Cooke!
+
+Came a roar across the sea
+Of sea-lions in their glee,
+In a tongue remarkably
+ Like Chinnook;
+
+And the maddened sea-gull seemed
+Still to utter, as he screamed,
+"Perish thus the wretch who deemed
+ Himself Cooke!"
+
+But, on misty moonlit nights,
+Comes a skeleton in tights,
+Walks once more the giddy heights
+ He mistook;
+
+And unseen to mortal eyes,
+Purged of grosser earthly ties,
+Now at last in spirit guise
+ Outdoes Cooke.
+
+Still the sturdy ocean breeze
+Sweeps the spray of roaring seas,
+Where the Cliff-House balconies
+ Overlook;
+
+And the maidens in their prime,
+Reading of this mournful rhyme,
+Weep where, in the olden time,
+ Walked J. Cooke.
+
+
+
+
+The Legends of the Rhine.
+
+
+
+Beetling walls with ivy grown,
+Frowning heights of mossy stone;
+Turret, with its flaunting flag
+Flung from battlemented crag;
+Dungeon-keep and fortalice
+Looking down a precipice
+O'er the darkly glancing wave
+By the Lurline-haunted cave;
+Robber haunt and maiden bower,
+Home of Love and Crime and Power,--
+That's the scenery, in fine,
+Of the Legends of the Rhine.
+
+One bold baron, double-dyed
+Bigamist and parricide,
+And, as most the stories run,
+Partner of the Evil One;
+Injured innocence in white,
+Fair but idiotic quite,
+Wringing of her lily hands;
+Valor fresh from Paynim lands,
+Abbot ruddy, hermit pale,
+Minstrel fraught with many a tale,--
+Are the actors that combine
+In the Legends of the Rhine.
+
+Bell-mouthed flagons round a board;
+Suits of armor, shield, and sword;
+Kerchief with its bloody stain;
+Ghosts of the untimely slain;
+Thunder-clap and clanking chain;
+Headsman's block and shining axe;
+Thumbscrews, crucifixes, racks;
+Midnight-tolling chapel bell,
+Heard across the gloomy fell,--
+These, and other pleasant facts,
+Are the properties that shine
+In the Legends of the Rhine.
+
+Maledictions, whispered vows
+Underneath the linden boughs;
+Murder, bigamy, and theft;
+Travellers of goods bereft;
+Rapine, pillage, arson, spoil,--
+Every thing but honest toil,
+Are the deeds that best define
+Every Legend of the Rhine.
+
+That Virtue always meets reward,
+But quicker when it wears a sword;
+That Providence has special care
+Of gallant knight and lady fair;
+That villains, as a thing of course,
+Are always haunted by remorse,--
+Is the moral, I opine,
+Of the Legends of the Rhine.
+
+
+
+
+Mrs. Judge Jenkins.
+
+[Being the Only Genuine Sequel to "Maud Muller."]
+
+
+
+Maud Muller, all that summer day,
+Raked the meadow sweet with hay;
+
+Yet, looking down the distant lane,
+She hoped the judge would come again.
+
+But when he came, with smile and bow,
+Maud only blushed, and stammered, "Ha-ow?"
+
+And spoke of her "pa," and wondered whether
+He'd give consent they should wed together.
+
+Old Muller burst in tears, and then
+Begged that the judge would lend him "ten;"
+
+For trade was dull, and wages low,
+And the "craps," this year, were somewhat slow.
+
+And ere the languid summer died,
+Sweet Maud became the judge's bride.
+
+But, on the day that they were mated,
+Maud's brother Bob was intoxicated;
+
+And Maud's relations, twelve in all,
+Were very drunk at the judge's hall.
+
+And when the summer came again,
+The young bride bore him babies twain.
+
+And the judge was blest, but thought it strange
+That bearing children made such a change:
+
+For Maud grew broad and red and stout;
+And the waist that his arm once clasped about
+
+Was more than he now could span. And he
+Sighed as he pondered, ruefully,
+
+How that which in Maud was native grace
+In Mrs. Jenkins was out of place;
+
+And thought of the twins, and wished that they
+Looked less like the man who raked the hay
+
+On Muller's farm, and dreamed with pain
+Of the day he wandered down the lane.
+
+And, looking down that dreary track,
+He half regretted that he came back.
+
+For, had he waited, he might have wed
+Some maiden fair and thoroughbred;
+
+For there be women fair as she,
+Whose verbs and nouns do more agree.
+
+Alas for maiden! alas for judge!
+And the sentimental,--that's one-half "fudge;"
+
+For Maud soon thought the judge a bore,
+With all his learning and all his lore.
+
+And the judge would have bartered Maud's fair face
+For more refinement and social grace.
+
+If, of all words of tongue and pen,
+The saddest are, "It might have been,"
+
+More sad are these we daily see:
+"It is, but hadn't ought to be."
+
+
+
+
+Avitor.
+
+An Aerial Retrospect.
+
+
+
+What was it filled my youthful dreams,
+In place of Greek or Latin themes,
+Or beauty's wild, bewildering beams?
+ Avitor?
+
+What visions and celestial scenes
+I filled with aerial machines,--
+Montgolfier's and Mr. Green's!
+ Avitor.
+
+What fairy tales seemed things of course!
+The rock that brought Sindbad across,
+The Calendar's own winged-horse!
+ Avitor!
+
+How many things I took for facts,--
+Icarus and his conduct lax,
+And how he sealed his fate with wax!
+ Avitor!
+
+The first balloons I sought to sail,
+Soap-bubbles fair, but all too frail,
+Or kites,--but thereby hangs a tail.
+ Avitor!
+
+What made me launch from attic tall
+A kitten and a parasol,
+And watch their bitter, frightful fall?
+ Avitor?
+
+What youthful dreams of high renown
+Bade me inflate the parson's gown,
+That went not up, nor yet came down?
+ Avitor?
+
+My first ascent, I may not tell:
+Enough to know that in that well
+My first high aspirations fell,
+ Avitor!
+
+My other failures let me pass:
+The dire explosions; and, alas!
+The friends I choked with noxious gas,
+ Avitor!
+
+For lo! I see perfected rise
+The vision of my boyish eyes,
+The messenger of upper skies,
+ Avitor!
+
+
+
+
+A White-Pine Ballad.
+
+
+
+Recently with Samuel Johnson this occasion I improved,
+Whereby certain gents of affluence I hear were greatly moved;
+But not all of Johnson's folly, although multiplied by nine,
+Could compare with Milton Perkins, late an owner in White Pine.
+
+Johnson's folly--to be candid--was a wild desire to treat
+Every able male white citizen he met upon the street;
+And there being several thousand--but this subject why pursue?
+'Tis with Perkins, and not Johnson, that to-day we have to do.
+
+No: not wild promiscuous treating, not the winecup's ruby flow,
+But the female of his species brought the noble Perkins low.
+'Twas a wild poetic fervor, and excess of sentiment,
+That left the noble Perkins in a week without a cent.
+
+"Milton Perkins," said the Siren, "not thy wealth do I admire,
+But the intellect that flashes from those eyes of opal fire;
+And methinks the name thou bearest surely cannot be misplaced,
+And, embrace me, Mister Perkins!" Milton Perkins her embraced.
+
+But I grieve to state, that even then, as she was wiping dry
+The tear of sensibility in Milton Perkins' eye,
+She prigged his diamond bosom-pin, and that her wipe of lace
+Did seem to have of chloroform a most suspicious trace.
+
+Enough that Milton Perkins later in the night was found
+With his head in an ash-barrel, and his feet upon the ground;
+And he murmured "Seraphina," and he kissed his hand, and smiled
+On a party who went through him, like an unresisting child.
+
+
+Moral.
+
+Now one word to Pogonippers, ere this subject I resign,
+In this tale of Milton Perkins,--late an owner in White Pine,--
+You shall see that wealth and women are deceitful, just the same;
+And the tear of sensibility has salted many a claim.
+
+
+
+
+What the Wolf Really Said to Little Red Riding-Hood.
+
+
+
+Wondering maiden, so puzzled and fair,
+Why dost thou murmur and ponder and stare?
+"Why are my eyelids so open and wild?"--
+Only the better to see with, my child!
+Only the better and clearer to view
+Cheeks that are rosy, and eyes that are blue.
+
+Dost thou still wonder, and ask why these arms
+Fill thy soft bosom with tender alarms,
+Swaying so wickedly?--are they misplaced,
+Clasping or shielding some delicate waist:
+Hands whose coarse sinews may fill you with fear
+Only the better protect you, my dear!
+
+Little Red Riding-Hood, when in the street,
+Why do I press your small hand when we meet?
+Why, when you timidly offered your cheek,
+Why did I sigh, and why didn't I speak?
+Why, well: you see--if the truth must appear--
+I'm not your grandmother, Riding-Hood, dear!
+
+
+
+
+The Ritualist.
+
+By a Communicant of "St. James's."
+
+
+
+He wore, I think, a chasuble, the day when first we met;
+A stole and snowy alb likewise: I recollect it yet.
+He called me "daughter," as he raised his jewelled hand to bless;
+And then, in thrilling undertones, he asked, "Would I confess?"
+
+O mother, dear! blame not your child, if then on bended knees
+I dropped, and thought of Abelard, and also Eloise;
+Or when, beside the altar high, he bowed before the pyx,
+I envied that seraphic kiss he gave the crucifix.
+
+The cruel world may think it wrong, perhaps may deem me weak,
+And, speaking of that sainted man, may call his conduct "cheek;"
+And, like that wicked barrister whom Cousin Harry quotes,
+May term his mixed chalice "grog," his vestments, "petticoats."
+
+But, whatsoe'er they do or say, I'll build a Christian's hope
+On incense and on altar-lights, on chasuble and cope.
+Let others prove, by precedent, the faith that they profess:
+"His can't be wrong" that's symbolized by such becoming dress.
+
+
+
+
+A Moral Vindicator.
+
+
+
+If Mr. Jones, Lycurgus B.,
+Had one peculiar quality,
+'Twas his severe advocacy
+Of conjugal fidelity.
+
+His views of heaven were very free;
+His views of life were painfully
+Ridiculous; but fervently
+He dwelt on marriage sanctity.
+
+He frequently went on a spree;
+But in his wildest revelry,
+On this especial subject he
+Betrayed no ambiguity.
+
+And though at times Lycurgus B.
+Did lay his hands not lovingly
+Upon his wife, the sanctity
+Of wedlock was his guaranty.
+
+But Mrs. Jones declined to see
+Affairs in the same light as he,
+And quietly got a decree
+Divorcing her from that L. B.
+
+And what did Jones, Lycurgus B.,
+With his known idiosyncrasy?
+He smiled,--a bitter smile to see,--
+And drew the weapon of Bowie.
+
+He did what Sickles did to Key,--
+What Cole on Hiscock wrought, did he;
+In fact, on persons twenty-three
+He proved the marriage sanctity.
+
+The counsellor who took the fee,
+The witnesses and referee,
+The judge who granted the decree,
+Died in that wholesale butchery.
+
+And then when Jones, Lycurgus B.,
+Had wiped the weapon of Bowie,
+Twelve jurymen did instantly
+Acquit and set Lycurgus free.
+
+
+
+
+Songs Without Sense.
+
+For the Parlor and Piano.
+
+
+
+I.--The Personified Sentimental.
+
+
+Affection's charm no longer gilds
+ The idol of the shrine;
+But cold Oblivion seeks to fill
+ Regret's ambrosial wine.
+Though Friendship's offering buried lies
+ 'Neath cold Aversion's snow,
+Regard and Faith will ever bloom
+ Perpetually below.
+
+I see thee whirl in marble halls,
+ In Pleasure's giddy train;
+Remorse is never on that brow,
+ Nor Sorrow's mark of pain.
+Deceit has marked thee for her own;
+ Inconstancy the same;
+And Ruin wildly sheds its gleam
+ Athwart thy path of shame.
+
+
+
+II.--The Homely Pathetic.
+
+
+The dews are heavy on my brow;
+ My breath comes hard and low;
+Yet, mother, dear, grant one request,
+ Before your boy must go.
+Oh! lift me ere my spirit sinks,
+ And ere my senses fail:
+Place me once more, O mother dear!
+ Astride the old fence-rail.
+
+The old fence-rail, the old fence-rail!
+ How oft these youthful legs,
+With Alice' and Ben Bolt's, were hung
+ Across those wooden pegs.
+'Twas there the nauseating smoke
+ Of my first pipe arose:
+O mother, dear! these agonies
+ Are far less keen than those.
+
+I know where lies the hazel dell,
+ Where simple Nellie sleeps;
+I know the cot of Nettie Moore,
+ And where the willow weeps.
+I know the brookside and the mill:
+ But all their pathos fails
+Beside the days when once I sat
+ Astride the old fence-rails.
+
+
+
+III.--Swiss Air.
+
+
+I'm a gay tra, la, la,
+With my fal, lal, la, la,
+And my bright--
+And my light--
+ Tra, la, le. [Repeat.]
+
+Then laugh, ha, ha, ha,
+And ring, ting, ling, ling,
+And sing fal, la, la,
+ La, la, le. [Repeat.]
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
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