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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Hunting Sketches, by Anthony Trollope
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+Title: Hunting Sketches
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+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h1>
+ HUNTING SKETCHES
+ </h1>
+ <h2>
+ by Anthony Trollope
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ Contents
+ </h2>
+ <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto">
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> THE MAN WHO HUNTS AND DOESN'T LIKE IT.
+ </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> THE MAN WHO HUNTS AND DOES LIKE IT. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> THE LADY WHO RIDES TO HOUNDS. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> THE HUNTING FARMER. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> THE MAN WHO HUNTS AND NEVER JUMPS. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> THE HUNTING PARSON. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> THE MASTER OF HOUNDS. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> HOW TO RIDE TO HOUNDS </a>
+ </p>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ THE MAN WHO HUNTS AND DOESN'T LIKE IT.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ It seems to be odd, at first sight, that there should be any such men as
+ these; but their name and number is legion. If we were to deduct from the
+ hunting-crowd farmers, and others who hunt because hunting is brought to
+ their door, of the remainder we should find that the "men who don't like
+ it" have the preponderance. It is pretty much the same, I think, with all
+ amusements. How many men go to balls, to races, to the theatre, how many
+ women to concerts and races, simply because it is the thing to do? They
+ have perhaps, a vague idea that they may ultimately find some joy in the
+ pastime; but, though they do the thing constantly, they never like it. Of
+ all such men, the hunting men are perhaps the most to be pitied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They are easily recognized by any one who cares to scrutinize the men
+ around him in the hunting field. It is not to be supposed that all those
+ who, in common parlance, do not ride, are to be included among the number
+ of hunting men who don't like it. Many a man who sticks constantly to the
+ roads and lines of gates, who, from principle, never looks at a fence, is
+ much attached to hunting. Some of those who have borne great names as
+ Nimrods in our hunting annals would as life have led a forlorn-hope as put
+ a horse at a flight of hurdles. But they, too, are known; and though the
+ nature of their delight is a mystery to straight-going men, it is manifest
+ enough, that they do like it. Their theory of hunting is at any rate
+ plain. They have an acknowledged system, and know what they are doing. But
+ the men who don't like it, have no system, and never know distinctly what
+ is their own aim. During some portion of their career they commonly try to
+ ride hard, and sometimes for a while they will succeed. In short spurts,
+ while the cherry-brandy prevails, they often have small successes; but
+ even with the assistance of a spur in the head they never like it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dear old John Leech! What an eye he had for the man who hunts and doesn't
+ like it! But for such, as a pictorial chronicler of the hunting field he
+ would have had no fame. Briggs, I fancy, in his way did like it. Briggs
+ was a full-blooded, up-apt, awkward, sanguine man, who was able to like
+ anything, from gin and water upwards. But with how many a wretched
+ companion of Briggs' are we not familiar? men as to whom any girl of
+ eighteen would swear from the form of his visage and the carriage of his
+ legs as he sits on his horse that he was seeking honour where honour was
+ not to be found, and looking for pleasure in places where no pleasure lay
+ for him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the man who hunts and doesn't like it, has his moments of
+ gratification, and finds a source of pride in his penance. In the summer,
+ hunting does much for him. He does not usually take much personal care of
+ his horses, as he is probably a town man and his horses are summered by a
+ keeper of hunting stables; but he talks of them. He talks of them freely,
+ and the keeper of the hunting stables is occasionally forced to write to
+ him. And he can run down to look at his nags, and spend a few hours eating
+ bad mutton chops, walking about the yards and paddocks, and, bleeding
+ halfcrowns through the nose. In all this there is a delight which offers
+ some compensation for his winter misery to our friend who hunts and
+ doesn't like it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He finds it pleasant to talk of his horses especially to young women, with
+ whom, perhaps, the ascertained fact of his winter employment does give him
+ some credit. It is still something to be a hunting man even yet, though
+ the multiplicity of railways and the existing plethora of money has so
+ increased the number of sportsmen, that to keep a nag or two near some
+ well-known station, is nearly as common as to die. But the delight of
+ these martyrs is at the highest in the presence of their tailors; or,
+ higher still, perhaps, in that of their bootmakers. The hunting man does
+ receive some honour from him who makes his breeches; and, with a
+ well-balanced sense of justice, the tailor's foreman is, I think, more
+ patient, more admiring, more demonstrative in his assurances, more ready
+ with his bit of chalk, when handling the knee of the man who doesn't like
+ the work, than he ever is with the customer who comes to him simply
+ because he wants some clothes fit for the saddle. The judicious
+ conciliating tradesman knows that compensation should be given, and he
+ helps to give it. But the visits to the bootmaker are better still. The
+ tailor persists in telling his customer how his breeches should be made,
+ and after what fashion they should be worn; but the bootmaker will take
+ his orders meekly. If not ruffled by paltry objections as to the fit of
+ the foot, he will accede to any amount of instructions as to the legs and
+ tops. And then a new pair of top boots is a pretty toy; Costly, perhaps,
+ if needed only as a toy, but very pretty, and more decorative in a
+ gentleman's dressing-room than any other kind of garment. And top boots,
+ when multiplied in such a locality, when seen in a phalanx tell such
+ pleasant lies on their owner's behalf. While your breeches are as dumb in
+ their retirement as though you had not paid for them, your conspicuous
+ boots are eloquent with a thousand tongues! There is pleasure found, no
+ doubt, in this.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the season draws nigh the delights become vague, and still more vague;
+ but, nevertheless, there are delights. Getting up at six o'clock in
+ November to go down to Bletchley by an early train is not in itself
+ pleasant, but on the opening morning, on the few first opening mornings,
+ there is a promise about the thing which invigorates and encourages the
+ early riser. He means to like it this year if he can. He has still some
+ undefined notion that his period of pleasure will now come. He has not, as
+ yet, accepted the adverse verdict which his own nature has given against
+ him in this matter of hunting, and he gets into his early tub with acme
+ glow of satisfaction. And afterwards it is nice to find himself bright
+ with mahogany tops, buff-tinted breeches, and a pink coat. The ordinary
+ habiliments of an English gentleman are so sombre that his own eye is
+ gratified, and he feels that he has placed himself in the vanguard of
+ society by thus shining in his apparel. And he will ride this year! He is
+ fixed to that purpose. He will ride straight; and, if possible, he will
+ like it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the Ethiop cannot change his skin, nor can any man add a cubit to his
+ stature. He doesn't like it, and all around him in the field know how it
+ is with him; he himself knows how it is with others like himself, and he
+ congregates with his brethren. The period of his penance has come upon
+ him. He has to pay the price of those pleasant interviews with his
+ tradesmen. He has to expiate the false boasts made to his female cousins.
+ That row of boots cannot be made to shine in his chamber for nothing. The
+ hounds have found, and the fox is away. Men are fastening on their
+ flat-topped hats and feeling themselves in their stirrups. Horses are hot
+ for the run, and the moment for liking it has come, if only it were
+ possible!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But at moments such as these something has to be done. The man who doesn't
+ like it, let him dislike it ever so much, cannot check his horse and
+ simply ride back to the hunting stables. He understands that were he to do
+ that, he must throw up his cap at once and resign. Nor can he trot easily
+ along the roads with the fat old country gentleman who is out on his rough
+ cob, and who, looking up to the wind and remembering the position of
+ adjacent coverts, will give a good guess as to the direction in which the
+ field will move. No; he must make an effort. The time of his penance has
+ come, and the penance must be borne. There is a spark of pluck about him,
+ though unfortunately he has brought it to bear in a wrong direction. The
+ blood still runs at his heart, and he resolves that he will ride, if only
+ he could tell which way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The stout gentleman on the cob has taken the road to the left with a few
+ companions; but our friend knows that the stout gentleman has a little
+ game of his own which will not be suitable for one who intends to ride.
+ Then the crowd in front has divided itself. Those to the right rush down a
+ hill towards a brook with a ford. One or two, men whom he hates with an
+ intensity of envy, have jumped the brook, and have settled to their work.
+ Twenty or thirty others are hustling themselves through the water. The
+ time for a judicious start on that side is already gone. But others, a
+ crowd of others, are facing the big ploughed field immediately before
+ them. That is the straightest riding, and with them he goes. Why has the
+ scent lain so hot over the up-turned heavy ground? Why do they go so fast
+ at this the very first blush of the morning? Fortune is always against
+ him, and the horse is pulling him through the mud as though the brute
+ meant to drag his arm out of the socket. At the first fence, as he is
+ steadying himself, a butcher passes him roughly in the jump and nearly
+ takes away the side of his top boot. He is knocked half out of his saddle,
+ and in that condition scrambles through. When he has regained his
+ equilibrium he sees the happy butcher going into the field beyond. He
+ means to curse the butcher when he catches him, but the butcher is safe. A
+ field and a half before him he still sees the tail hounds, and renews his
+ effort. He has meant to like it to-day, and he will. So he rides at the
+ next fence boldly, where the butcher has left his mark, and does it pretty
+ well, with a slight struggle. Why is it that he can never get over a ditch
+ without some struggle in his saddle, some scramble with his horse? Why
+ does he curse the poor animal so constantly, unless it be that he cannot
+ catch the butcher? Now he rushes at a gate which others have opened for
+ him, but rushes too late and catches his leg. Mad with pain, he nearly
+ gives it up, but the spark of pluck is still there, and with throbbing
+ knee he perseveres. How he hates it! It is all detestable now. He cannot
+ hold his horse because of his gloves, and he cannot get them off. The
+ sympathetic beast knows that his master is unhappy, and makes himself
+ unhappy and troublesome in consequence. Our friend is still going, riding
+ wildly, but still keeping a grain of caution for his fences. He has not
+ been down yet, but has barely saved himself more than once. The ploughs
+ are very deep, and his horse, though still boring at him, pants heavily.
+ Oh, that there might come a check, or that the brute of a fox might
+ happily go to ground! But no! The ruck of the hunt is far away from him in
+ front, and the game is running steadily straight for some well known
+ though still distant protection. But the man who doesn't like it still
+ sees a red coat before him, and perseveres in chasing the wearer of it.
+ The solitary red coat becomes distant, and still more distant from him,
+ but he goes on while he can yet keep the line in which that red coat has
+ ridden. He must hurry himself, however, or he will be lost to humanity,
+ and will be alone. He must hurry himself, but his horse now desires to
+ hurry no more. So he puts his spurs to the brute savagely, and then at
+ some little fence, some ignoble ditch, they come down together in the mud,
+ and the question of any further effort is saved for the rider. When he
+ arises the red coat is out of sight, and his own horse is half across the
+ field before him. In such a position, is it possible that a man should
+ like it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ About four o'clock in the afternoon, when the other men are coming in, he
+ turns up at the hunting stables, and nobody asks him any questions. He may
+ have been doing fairly well for what anybody knows, and, as he says
+ nothing of himself, his disgrace is at any rate hidden. Why should he tell
+ that he had been nearly an hour on foot trying to catch his horse, that he
+ had sat himself down on a bank and almost cried, and that he had drained
+ his flask to the last drop before one o'clock? No one need know the extent
+ of his miseries. And no one does know how great is the misery endured by
+ those who hunt regularly, and who do not like it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE MAN WHO HUNTS AND DOES LIKE IT.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The man who hunts and does like it is an object of keen envy to the man
+ who hunts and doesn't; but he, too, has his own miseries, and I am not
+ prepared to say that they are always less aggravating than those endured
+ by his less ambitious brother in the field. He, too, when he comes to make
+ up his account, when he brings his hunting to book and inquires whether
+ his whistle has been worth its price, is driven to declare that vanity and
+ vexation of spirit have been the prevailing characteristics of his hunting
+ life. On how many evenings has he returned contented with his sport? How
+ many days has he declared to have been utterly wasted? How often have
+ frost and snow, drought and rain, wind and sunshine, impeded his plans?
+ for to a hunting man frost, snow, drought, rain, wind and sunshine, will
+ all come amiss. Then, when the one run of the season comes, he is not
+ there! He has been idle and has taken a liberty with the day; or he has
+ followed other gods and gone with strange hounds. With sore ears and
+ bitter heart he hears the exaggerated boastings of his comrades, and
+ almost swears that he will have no more of it. At the end of the season he
+ tells himself that the season's amusement has cost him five hundred
+ pounds; that he has had one good day, three days that were not bad, and
+ that all the rest have been vanity and vexation of spirit. After all, it
+ may be a question whether the man who hunts and doesn't like it does not
+ have the best of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we consider what is endured by the hunting man the wonder is that any
+ man should like it. In the old days of Squire Western, and in the old days
+ too since the time of Squire Western, the old days of thirty years since,
+ the hunting man had his hunting near to him. He was a country gentleman
+ who considered himself to be energetic if he went out twice a week, and in
+ doing this he rarely left his house earlier for that purpose than he would
+ leave it for others. At certain periods of the year he would, perhaps, be
+ out before dawn; but then the general habits of his life conduced to early
+ rising; and his distances were short. If he kept a couple of horses for
+ the purpose he was well mounted, and these horses were available for other
+ uses. He rode out and home, jogging slowly along the roads, and was a
+ martyr to no ambition. All that has been changed now. The man who hunts
+ and likes it, either takes a small hurting seat away from the comforts of
+ his own home, or he locates himself miserably at an inn, or he undergoes
+ the purgatory of daily journeys up and down from London, doing that for
+ his hunting which no consideration of money-making would induce him to do
+ for his business. His hunting requires from him everything, his time, his
+ money, his social hours, his rest, his sweet morning sleep; nay, his very
+ dinners have to be sacrificed to this Moloch!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us follow him on an ordinary day. His groom comes to his bed-chamber
+ at seven o'clock, and tells him that it has frozen during the night. If he
+ be a London man, using the train for his hunting, he knows nothing of the
+ frost, and does not learn whether the day be practicable or not till he
+ finds himself down in the country. But we will suppose our friend to be
+ located in some hunting district, and accordingly his groom visits him
+ with tidings. "Is it freezing now?" he asks from under the bedclothes. And
+ even the man who does like it at such moments almost wishes that the
+ answer should be plainly in the affirmative. Then swiftly again to the
+ arms of Morpheus he might take himself, and ruffle his temper no further
+ on that morning! He desires, at any rate, a decisive answer. To be or not
+ to be as regards that day's hurting is what he now wants to know. But that
+ is exactly what the groom cannot tell him. "It's just a thin crust of
+ frost, sir, and the s'mometer is a standing at the pint." That is the
+ answer which the man makes, and on that he has to come to a decision! For
+ half an hour he lies doubting while his water is getting cold, and then
+ sends for his man again. The thermometer is still standing at the point,
+ but the man has tried the crust with his heel and found it to be very
+ thin. The man who hunts and likes it scorns his ease, and resolves that he
+ will at any rate persevere. He tumbles into his tub, and a little before
+ nine comes out to his breakfast, still doubting sorely whether or no the
+ day "will do." There he, perhaps, meets one or two others like himself,
+ and learns that the men who hunt and don't like it are still warm in their
+ beds. On such mornings as these, and such mornings are very many, the men
+ who hunt and do not like it certainly have the best of it. The man who
+ hunts and does like it takes himself out to some kitchen-garden or
+ neighbouring paddock, and kicks at the ground himself. Certainly there is
+ a crust, a very manifest crust. Though he puts up in the country, he has
+ to go sixteen miles to the meet, and has no means of knowing whether or no
+ the hounds will go out. "Jorrocks always goes if there's a chance," says
+ one fellow, speaking of the master. "I don't know," says our friend; "he's
+ a deal slower at it than he used to be. For my part, I wish Jorrocks would
+ go; he's getting too old." Then he bolts a mutton chop and a couple of
+ eggs hurriedly, and submits himself to be carried off in the trap.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Though he is half an hour late at the meet, no hounds have as yet come,
+ and he begins to curse his luck. A non-hunting day, a day that turns out
+ to be no day for hunting purposes, begun in this way, is of all days the
+ most melancholy. What is a man to do with himself who has put himself into
+ his boots and breeches, and who then finds himself, by one o'clock, landed
+ back at his starting-point without employment? Who under such
+ circumstances can apply himself to any salutary employment? Cigars and
+ stable-talk are all that remain to him; and it is well for him if he can
+ refrain from the additional excitement of brandy and water.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But on the present occasion we will not presume that our friend has fallen
+ into so deep a bathos of misfortune. At twelve o'clock Tom appears, with
+ the hounds following slowly at his heels; and a dozen men, angry with
+ impatience, fly at him with assurances that there has been no sign of
+ frost since ten o'clock. "Ain't there?" says Tom; "you look at the north
+ sides of the banks, and see how you'd like it." Some one makes an uncivil
+ remark as to the north sides of the banks, and wants to know when old
+ Jorrocks is coming. "The squire'll be here time enough," says Tom. And
+ then there takes place that slow walking up and down of the hounds, which
+ on such mornings always continues for half an hour. Let him who envies the
+ condition of the man who hunts and likes it, remember that a cold thaw is
+ going on, that our friend is already sulky with waiting, that to ride up
+ and down for an hour and a half at a walking pace on such a morning is not
+ an exhilarating pastime, and he will understand that the hunting man
+ himself may have doubts as to the wisdom of his course of action.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But at last Jorrocks is there, and the hounds trot off to cover. So dull
+ has been everything on this morning that even that is something, and men
+ begin to make themselves happier in the warmth of the movement. The hounds
+ go into covert, and a period of excitement is commenced. Our friend who
+ likes hunting remarks to his neighbour that the ground is rideable. His
+ neighbour who doesn't like it quite so well says that he doesn't know.
+ They remain standing close together on a forest ride for twenty minutes,
+ but conversation doesn't go beyond that. The man who doesn't like it has
+ lit a cigar, but the man who does like it never lights a cigar when hounds
+ are drawing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And now the welcome music is heard, and a fox has been found. Mr.
+ Jorrocks, gallopping along the ride with many oaths, implores those around
+ him to hold their tongues and remain quiet. Why he should trouble himself
+ to do this, as he knows that no one will obey his orders, it is difficult
+ to surmise. Or why men should stand still in the middle of a large wood
+ when they expect a fox to break, because Mr. Jorrocks swears at them, is
+ also not to be understood. Our friend pays no attention to Mr. Jorrocks,
+ but makes for the end of the ride, going with ears erect, and listening to
+ the distant hounds as they turn upon the turning fox. As they turn, he
+ returns; and, splashing through the mud of the now softened ground,
+ through narrow tracks, with the boughs in his face, listening always, now
+ hoping, now despairing, speaking to no one, but following and followed, he
+ makes his way backwards and forwards through the wood, till at last, weary
+ with wishing and working, he rests himself in some open spot, and begins
+ to eat his luncheon. It is now past two, and it would puzzle him to say
+ what pleasure he has as yet had out of his day's amusement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But now, while the flask is yet at his mouth, he hears from some distant
+ corner a sound that tells him that the fox is away. He ought to have
+ persevered, and then he would have been near them. As it is, all that
+ labour of riding has been in vain, and he has before him the double task
+ of finding the line of the hounds and of catching them when he has found
+ it. He has a crowd of men around him; but he knows enough of hunting to be
+ aware that the men who are wrong at such moments are always more numerous
+ than they who are right. He has to choose for himself, and chooses
+ quickly, dashing down a ride to the right, while a host of those who know
+ that he is one of them who like it, follow closely at his heels, too
+ closely, as he finds at the first fence out of the woods, when one of his
+ young admirers almost jumps on the top of him. "Do you want to get into my
+ pocket, sir?" he says, angrily. The young admirer is snubbed, and, turning
+ away, attempts to make a line for himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But though he has been followed, he has great doubt as to his own course.
+ To hesitate is to be lost, so he goes on, on rapidly, looking as he clears
+ every fence for the spot at which he is to clear the next; but he is by no
+ means certain of his course. Though he has admirers at his heels who
+ credit him implicitly, his mind is racked by an agony of ignorance. He has
+ got badly away, and the hounds are running well, and it is going to be a
+ good thing; and he will not see it. He has not been in for anything good
+ this year, and now this is his luck! His eye travels round over the
+ horizon as he is gallopping, and though he sees men here and there, he can
+ catch no sign of a hound; nor can he catch the form of any man who would
+ probably be with them. But he perseveres, choosing his points as he goes,
+ till the tail of his followers becomes thinner and thinner. He comes out
+ upon a road, and makes the pace as good as he can along the soft edge of
+ it. He sniffs at the wind, knowing that the fox, going at such a pace as
+ this, must run with it. He tells himself from outward signs where he is,
+ and uses his dead knowledge to direct him. He scorns to ask a question as
+ he passes countrymen in his course, but he would give five guineas to know
+ exactly where the hounds are at that moment. He has been at it now forty
+ minutes, and is in despair. His gallant nag rolls a little under him, and
+ he knows that he has been going too fast. And for what; for what? What
+ good has it all done him? What good will it do him, though he should kill
+ the beast? He curses between his teeth, and everything is vanity and
+ vexation of spirit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "They've just run into him at Boxall Springs, Mr. Jones," says a farmer
+ whom he passes on the road. Boxall Springs is only a quarter of a mile
+ before him, but he wonders how the farmer has come to know all about it.
+ But on reaching Boxall Springs he finds that the farmer was right, and
+ that Tom is already breaking up the fox. "Very good thing, Mr. Jones,"
+ says the squire in good humour. Our friend mutters something between his
+ teeth and rides away in dudgeon from the triumphant master. On his road
+ home he hears all about it from everybody. It seems to him that he alone
+ of all those who are anybody has missed the run, the run of the season!
+ "And killed him in the open as you may say," says Smith, who has already
+ twice boasted in Jones's hearing that he had seen every turn the hounds
+ had made. "It wasn't in the open," says Jones, reduced in his anger to
+ diminish as far as may be the triumph of his rival.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such is the fate, the too frequent fate of the man who hunts and does like
+ it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE LADY WHO RIDES TO HOUNDS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Among those who hunt there are two classes of hunting people who always
+ like it, and these people are hunting parsons and hunting ladies. That it
+ should be so is natural enough. In the life and habits of parsons and
+ ladies there is much that is antagonistic to hunting, and they who
+ suppress this antagonism do so because they are Nimrods at heart. But the
+ riding of these horsemen under difficulties, horsemen and horsewomen,
+ leaves a strong impression on the casual observer of hunting; for to such
+ an one it seems that the hardest riding is forthcoming exactly where no
+ hard riding should be expected. On the present occasion I will, if you
+ please, confine myself to the lady who rides to hounds, and will begin
+ with an assertion, which will not be contradicted, that the number of such
+ ladies is very much on the increase.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Women who ride, as a rule, ride better than men. They, the women, have
+ always been instructed; whereas men have usually come to ride without any
+ instruction. They are put upon ponies when they are all boys, and put
+ themselves upon their fathers' horses as they become hobbledehoys: and
+ thus they obtain the power of sticking on to the animal while he gallops
+ and jumps, and even while he kicks and shies; and, so progressing, they
+ achieve an amount of horsemanship which answers the purposes of life. But
+ they do not acquire the art of riding with exactness, as women do, and
+ rarely have such hands as a woman has on a horse's mouth. The consequence
+ of this is that women fall less often than men, and the field is not often
+ thrown into the horror which would arise were a lady known to be in a
+ ditch with a horse lying on her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I own that I like to see three or four ladies out in a field, and I like
+ it the better if I am happy enough to count one or more of them among my
+ own acquaintances. Their presence tends to take off from hunting that
+ character of horseyness, of both fast horseyness and slow horseyness,
+ which has become, not unnaturally, attached to it, and to bring it within
+ the category of gentle sports. There used to prevail an idea that the
+ hunting man was of necessity loud and rough, given to strong drinks, ill
+ adapted for the poetries of life, and perhaps a little prone to make money
+ out of his softer friend. It may now be said that this idea is going out
+ of vogue, and that hunting men are supposed to have that same feeling with
+ regard to their horses, the same and no more, which ladies have for their
+ carriage or soldiers for their swords. Horses are valued simply for the
+ services that they can render, and are only valued highly when they are
+ known to be good servants. That a man may hunt without drinking or
+ swearing, and may possess a nag or two without any propensity to sell it
+ or them for double their value, is now beginning to be understood. The
+ oftener that women are to be seen "out," the more will such improved
+ feelings prevail as to hunting, and the pleasanter will be the field to
+ men who are not horsey, but who may nevertheless be good horsemen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are two classes of women who ride to hounds, or, rather, among many
+ possible classifications, there are two to which I will now call
+ attention. There is the lady who rides, and demands assistance; and there
+ is the lady who rides, and demands none. Each always, I may say always,
+ receives all the assistance that she may require; but the difference
+ between the two, to the men who ride with them, is very great. It will, of
+ course, be understood that, as to both these samples of female Nimrods, I
+ speak of ladies who really ride, not of those who grace the coverts with,
+ and disappear under the auspices of, their papas or their grooms when the
+ work begins.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The lady who rides and demands assistance in truth becomes a nuisance
+ before the run is over, let her beauty be ever so transcendent, her
+ horsemanship ever-so-perfect, and her battery of general feminine
+ artillery ever so powerful. She is like the American woman, who is always
+ wanting your place in a railway carriage, and demanding it, too, without
+ the slightest idea of paying you for it with thanks; whose study it is to
+ treat you as though she ignored your existence while she is appropriating
+ your services. The hunting lady who demands assistance is very particular
+ about her gates, requiring that aid shall be given to her with instant
+ speed, but that the man who gives it shall never allow himself to be
+ hurried as he renders it. And she soon becomes reproachful, oh, so soon!
+ It is marvellous to watch the manner in which a hunting lady will become
+ exacting, troublesome, and at last imperious, deceived and spoilt by the
+ attention which she receives. She teaches herself to think at last that a
+ man is a brute who does not ride as though he were riding as her servant,
+ and that it becomes her to assume indignation if every motion around her
+ is not made with some reference to her safety, to her comfort, or to her
+ success. I have seen women look as Furies look, and heard them speak as
+ Furies are supposed to speak, because men before them could not bury
+ themselves and their horses out of their way at a moment's notice, or
+ because some pulling animal would still assert himself while they were
+ there, and not sink into submission and dog-like obedience for their
+ behoof.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have now before my eyes one who was pretty, brave, and a good
+ horse-woman; but how men did hate her! When you were in a line with her
+ there was no shaking her off. Indeed, you were like enough to be shaken
+ off yourself, and to be rid of her after that fashion. But while you were
+ with her you never escaped her at a single fence, and always felt that you
+ were held to be trespassing against her in some manner. I shall never
+ forget her voice, "Pray, take care of that gate." And yet it was a pretty
+ voice, and elsewhere she was not given to domineering more than is common
+ to pretty women in general; but she had been taught badly from the
+ beginning, and she was a pest. It was the same at every gap. "Might I ask
+ you not to come too near me?" And yet it was impossible to escape her. Men
+ could not ride wide of her, for she would not ride wide of them. She had
+ always some male escort with her, who did not ride as she rode, and
+ consequently, as she chose to have the advantage of an escort, of various
+ escorts, she was always in the company of some who did not feel as much
+ joy in the presence of a pretty young woman as men should do under all
+ circumstances. "Might I ask you not to come too near me?" If she could
+ only have heard the remarks to which this constant little request of hers
+ gave rise. She is now the mother of children, and her hunting days are
+ gone, and probably she never makes that little request. Doubtless that
+ look, made up partly of offence and partly of female dignity, no longer
+ clouds her brow. But I fancy that they who knew her of old in the hunting
+ field never approach her now without fancying that they hear those
+ reproachful words, and see that powerful look of injured feminine
+ weakness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But there is the hunting lady who rides hard and never asks for
+ assistance. Perhaps I may be allowed to explain to embryo Dianas, to the
+ growing huntresses of the present age, that she who rides and makes no
+ demand receives attention as close as is ever given to her more imperious
+ sister. And how welcome she is! What a grace she lends to the day's sport!
+ How pleasant it is to see her in her pride of place, achieving her mastery
+ over the difficulties in her way by her own wit, as all men, and all women
+ also, must really do who intend to ride to hounds; and doing it all
+ without any sign that the difficulties are too great for her!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The lady who rides like this is in truth seldom in the way. I have heard
+ men declare that they would never wish to see a side-saddle in the field
+ because women are troublesome, and because they must be treated with
+ attention let the press of the moment be ever so instant. From this I
+ dissent altogether. The small amount of courtesy that is needed is more
+ than atoned for by the grace of her presence, and in fact produces no more
+ impediment in the hunting-field than in other scenes of life. But in the
+ hunting-field, as in other scenes, let assistance never be demanded by a
+ woman. If the lady finds that she cannot keep a place in the first flight
+ without such demands on the patience of those around her, let her
+ acknowledge to herself that the attempt is not in her line, and that it
+ should be abandoned. If it be the ambition of a hunting lady to ride
+ straight, and women have very much of this ambition, let her use her eyes
+ but never her voice; and let her ever have a smile for those who help her
+ in her little difficulties. Let her never ask any one "to take care of
+ that gate," or look as though she expected the profane crowd to keep aloof
+ from her. So shall she win the hearts of those around her, and go safely
+ through brake and brier, over ditch and dyke, and meet with a score of
+ knights around her who will be willing and able to give her eager aid
+ should the chance of any moment require it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are two accusations which the more demure portion of the world is
+ apt to advance against hunting ladies, or, as I should better say, against
+ hunting as an amusement for ladies. It leads to flirting, they say, to
+ flirting of a sort which mothers would not approve; and it leads to fast
+ habits, to ways and thoughts which are of the horse horsey, and of the
+ stable, strongly tinged with the rack and manger. The first of these
+ accusations is, I think, simply made in ignorance. As girls are brought up
+ among us now-a-days, they may all flirt, if they have a mind to do so; and
+ opportunities for flirting are much better and much more commodious in the
+ ball-room, in the drawing-room, or in the park, than they are in the
+ hunting-field. Nor is the work in hand of a nature to create flirting
+ tendencies, as, it must be admitted, is the nature of the work in hand
+ when the floors are waxed and the fiddles are going. And this error has
+ sprung from, or forms part of, another, which is wonderfully common among
+ non-hunting folk. It is very widely thought by many, who do not, as a
+ rule, put themselves in opposition to the amusements of the world, that
+ hunting in itself is a wicked thing; that hunting men are fast, given to
+ unclean living and bad ways of life; that they usually go to bed drunk,
+ and that they go about the world roaring hunting cries, and disturbing the
+ peace of the innocent generally. With such men, who could wish that wife,
+ sister, or daughter should associate? But I venture to say that this
+ opinion, which I believe to be common, is erroneous, and that men who hunt
+ are not more iniquitous than men who go out fishing, or play dominoes, or
+ dig in their gardens. Maxima debetur pueris reverentia, and still more to
+ damsels; but if boys and girls will never go where they will hear more to
+ injure them than they will usually do amidst the ordinary conversation of
+ a hunting field, the maxima reverentia will have been attained.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to that other charge, let it be at once admitted that the young lady
+ who has become of the horse horsey has made a fearful, almost a fatal
+ mistake. And so also has the young man who falls into the same error. I
+ hardly know to which such phase of character may be most injurious. It is
+ a pernicious vice, that of succumbing to the beast that carries you, and
+ making yourself, as it were, his servant, instead of keeping him ever as
+ yours. I will not deny that I have known a lady to fall into this vice
+ from hunting; but so also have I known ladies to marry their music-masters
+ and to fall in love with their footmen. But not on that account are we to
+ have no music-masters and no footmen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let the hunting lady, however, avoid any touch of this blemish,
+ remembering that no man ever likes a woman to know as much about a horse
+ as he thinks he knows himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE HUNTING FARMER.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Few hunting men calculate how much they owe to the hunting farmer, or
+ recognize the fact that hunting farmers contribute more than any other
+ class of sportsmen towards the maintenance of the sport. It is hardly too
+ much to say that hunting would be impossible if farmers did not hunt. If
+ they were inimical to hunting, and men so closely concerned must be
+ friends or enemies, there would be no foxes left alive; and no fox, if
+ alive, could be kept above ground. Fences would be impracticable, and
+ damages would be ruinous; and any attempt to maintain the institution of
+ hunting would be a long warfare in which the opposing farmer would
+ certainly be the ultimate conqueror. What right has the hunting man who
+ goes down from London, or across from Manchester, to ride over the ground
+ which he treats as if it were his own, and to which he thinks that free
+ access is his undoubted privilege? Few men, I fancy, reflect that they
+ have no such right, and no such privilege, or recollect that the very
+ scene and area of their exercise, the land that makes hunting possible to
+ them, is contributed by the farmer. Let any one remember with what
+ tenacity the exclusive right of entering upon their small territories is
+ clutched and maintained by all cultivators in other countries; let him
+ remember the enclosures of France, the vine and olive terraces of Tuscany,
+ or the narrowly-watched fields of Lombardy; the little meadows of
+ Switzerland on which no stranger's foot is allowed to come, or the Dutch
+ pastures, divided by dykes, and made safe from all intrusions. Let him
+ talk to the American farmer of English hunting, and explain to that
+ independent, but somewhat prosaic husbandman, that in England two or three
+ hundred men claim the right of access to every man's land during the whole
+ period of the winter months! Then, when he thinks of this, will he realize
+ to himself what it is that the English farmer contributes to hunting in
+ England? The French countryman cannot be made to understand it. You cannot
+ induce him to believe that if he held land in England, looking to make his
+ rent from tender young grass-fields and patches of sprouting corn, he
+ would be powerless to keep out intruders, if those intruders came in the
+ shape of a rushing squadron of cavalry, and called themselves a hunt. To
+ him, in accordance with his existing ideas, rural life under such
+ circumstances would be impossible. A small pan of charcoal, and an
+ honourable death-bed, would give him relief after his first experience of
+ such an invasion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor would the English farmer put up with the invasion, if the English
+ farmer were not himself a hunting man. Many farmers, doubtless, do not
+ hunt, and they bear it, with more or less grace; but they are inured to it
+ from their infancy, because it is in accordance with the habits and
+ pleasures of their own race. Now and again, in every hunt, some man comes
+ up, who is, indeed, more frequently a small proprietor new to the glories
+ of ownership, than a tenant farmer, who determines to vindicate his rights
+ and oppose the field. He puts up a wire-fence round his domain, thus
+ fortifying himself, as it were, in his citadel, and defies the world
+ around him. It is wonderful how great is the annoyance which one such man
+ may give, and how thoroughly he may destroy the comfort of the coverts in
+ his neighbourhood. But, strong as such an one is in his fortress, there
+ are still the means of fighting him. The farmers around him, if they be
+ hunting men, make the place too hot to hold him. To them he is a thing
+ accursed, a man to be spoken of with all evil language, as one who desires
+ to get more out of his land than Providence, that is, than an English
+ Providence, has intended. Their own wheat is exposed, and it is abominable
+ to them that the wheat of another man should be more sacred than theirs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this is not sufficiently remembered by some of us when the period of
+ the year comes which is trying to the farmer's heart, when the young
+ clover is growing, and the barley has been just sown. Farmers, as a rule,
+ do not think very much of their wheat. When such riding is practicable, of
+ course they like to see men take the headlands and furrows; but their
+ hearts are not broken by the tracks of horses across their wheat-fields. I
+ doubt, indeed, whether wheat is ever much injured by such usage. But let
+ the thoughtful rider avoid the new-sown barley; and, above all things, let
+ him give a wide berth to the new-laid meadows of artificial grasses. They
+ are never large, and may always be shunned. To them the poaching of
+ numerous horses is absolute destruction. The surface of such enclosures
+ should be as smooth as a billiard-table, so that no water may lie in
+ holes; and, moreover, any young plant cut by a horse's foot is trodden out
+ of existence. Farmers do see even this done, and live through it without
+ open warfare; but they should not be put to such trials of temper or
+ pocket too often.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And now for my friend the hunting farmer in person, the sportsman whom I
+ always regard as the most indispensable adjunct to the field, to whom I
+ tender my spare cigar with the most perfect expression of my good will.
+ His dress is nearly always the same. He wears a thick black coat, dark
+ brown breeches, and top boots, very white in colour, or of a very dark
+ mahogany, according to his taste. The hunting farmer of the old school
+ generally rides in a chimney-pot hat; but, in this particular, the younger
+ brethren of the plough are leaving their old habits, and running into
+ caps, net hats, and other innovations which, I own, are somewhat
+ distasteful to me. And there is, too, the ostentatious farmer, who rides
+ in scarlet, signifying thereby that he subscribes his ten or fifteen
+ guineas to the hunt fund. But here, in this paper, it is not of him I
+ speak. He is a man who is so much less the farmer, in that he is the more
+ an ordinary man of the ordinary world. The farmer whom we have now before
+ us shall wear the old black coat, and the old black hat, and the white top
+ boots, rather daubed in their whiteness; and he shall be the genuine
+ farmer of the old school.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My friend is generally a modest man in the field, seldom much given to
+ talking unless he be first addressed; and then he prefers that you shall
+ take upon yourself the chief burden of the conversation. But on certain
+ hunting subjects he has his opinion, indeed, a very strong opinion, and if
+ you can drive him from that, your eloquence must be very great. He is very
+ urgent about special coverts, and even as to special foxes; and you will
+ often find smouldering in his bosom, if you dive deep enough to search for
+ it, a half-smothered fire of indignation against the master because the
+ country has, according to our friend's views, been drawn amiss. In such
+ matters the farmer is generally right; but he is slow to communicate his
+ ideas, and does not recognize the fact that other men have not the same
+ opportunities for observation which belong to him. A master, however, who
+ understands his business will generally consult a farmer; and he will
+ seldom, I think, or perhaps never, consult any one else.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Always shake hands with your friend the farmer. It puts him at his ease
+ with you, and he will tell you more willingly after that ceremony what are
+ his ideas about the wind, and what may be expected of the day. His day's
+ hunting is to him a solemn thing, and he gives to it all his serious
+ thought. If any man can predicate anything of the run of a fox, it is the
+ farmer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had almost said that if any one knew anything of scent, it is the
+ farmer; but of scent I believe that not even the farmer knows anything.
+ But he knows very much as to the lie of the country, and should my gentle
+ reader by chance have taken a glass or two of wine above ordinary over
+ night, the effect of which will possibly be a temporary distaste to
+ straight riding, no one's knowledge as to the line of the lanes is so
+ serviceable as that of the farmer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to riding, there is the ambitious farmer and the unambitious farmer;
+ the farmer who rides hard, that is, ostensibly hard, and the farmer who is
+ simply content to know where the hounds are, and to follow them at a
+ distance which shall maintain him in that knowledge. The ambitious farmer
+ is not the hunting farmer in his normal condition; he is either one who
+ has an eye to selling his horse, and, riding with that view, loses for the
+ time his position as farmer; or he is some exceptional tiller of the soil
+ who probably is dangerously addicted to hunting as another man is addicted
+ to drinking; and you may surmise respecting him that things will not go
+ well with him after a year or two. The friend of my heart is the farmer
+ who rides, but rides without sputtering; who never makes a show of it, but
+ still is always there; who feels it to be no disgrace to avoid a run of
+ fences when his knowledge tells him that this may be done without danger
+ of his losing his place. Such an one always sees a run to the end. Let the
+ pace have been what it may, he is up in time to see the crowd of hounds
+ hustling for their prey, and to take part in the buzz of satisfaction
+ which the prosperity of the run has occasioned. But the farmer never kills
+ his horse, and seldom rides him even to distress. He is not to be seen
+ loosing his girths, or looking at the beast's flanks, or examining his
+ legs to ascertain what mischances may have occurred. He takes it all
+ easily, as men always take matters of business in which they are quite at
+ home. At the end of the run he sits mounted as quietly as he did at the
+ meet, and has none of that appearance of having done something wonderful,
+ which on such occasions is so very strong in the faces of the younger
+ portion of the pink brigade. To the farmer his day's hunting is very
+ pleasant, and by habit is even very necessary; but it comes in its turn
+ like market-day, and produces no extraordinary excitement. He does not
+ rejoice over an hour and ten minutes with a kill in the open, as he
+ rejoices when he has returned to Parliament the candidate who is pledged
+ to repeal of the malt-tax; for the farmer of whom we are speaking now,
+ though he rides with constancy, does not ride with enthusiasm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ O fortunati sua si bona norint farmers of England! Who in the town is the
+ farmer's equal? What is the position which his brother, his uncle, his
+ cousin holds? He is a shopkeeper, who never has a holiday, and does not
+ know what to do with it when it comes to him; to whom the fresh air of
+ heaven is a stranger; who lives among sugars and oils, and the dust of
+ shoddy, and the size of new clothing. Should such an one take to hunting
+ once a week, even after years of toil, men would point their fingers at
+ him and whisper among themselves that he was as good as ruined. His
+ friends would tell him of his wife and children; and, indeed, would tell
+ him truly, for his customers would fly from him. But nobody grudges the
+ farmer his day's sport! No one thinks that he is cruel to his children and
+ unjust to his wife because he keeps a nag for his amusement, and can find
+ a couple of days in the week to go among his friends. And with what
+ advantages he does this! A farmer will do as much with one horse, will see
+ as much hunting, as an outside member of the hunt will do with four, and,
+ indeed, often more. He is his own head-groom, and has no scruple about
+ bringing his horse out twice a week. He asks no livery-stable keeper what
+ his beast can do, but tries the powers of the animal himself, and keeps in
+ his breast a correct record. When the man from London, having taken all he
+ can out of his first horse, has ridden his second to a stand-still, the
+ farmer trots up on his stout, compact cob, without a sign of distress. He
+ knows that the condition of a hunter and a greyhound should not be the
+ same, and that his horse, to be in good working health, should carry
+ nearly all the hard flesh that he can put upon him. How such an one must
+ laugh in his sleeve at the five hunters of the young swell who, after all,
+ is brought to grief in the middle of the season, because he has got
+ nothing to ride! A farmer's horse is never lame, never unfit to go, never
+ throws out curbs, never breaks down before or behind. Like his master, he
+ is never showy. He does not paw, and prance, and arch his neck, and bid
+ the world admire his beauties; but, like his master, he is useful; and
+ when he is wanted, he can always do his work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ O fortunatus nimium agricola, who has one horse, and that a good one, in
+ the middle of a hunting country!
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE MAN WHO HUNTS AND NEVER JUMPS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The British public who do not hunt believe too much in the jumping of
+ those who do. It is thought by many among the laity that the hunting man
+ is always in the air, making clear flights over five-barred gates,
+ six-foot walls, and double posts and rails, at none of which would the
+ average hunting man any more think of riding than he would at a small
+ house. We used to hear much of the Galway Blazers, and it was supposed
+ that in County Galway a stiff-built wall six feet high was the sort of
+ thing that you customarily met from field to field when hunting in that
+ comfortable county. Such little impediments were the ordinary food of a
+ real Blazer, who was supposed to add another foot of stonework and a sod
+ of turf when desirous of making himself conspicuous in his moments of
+ splendid ambition. Twenty years ago I rode in Galway now and then, and I
+ found the six-foot walls all shorn of their glory, and that men whose
+ necks were of any value were very anxious to have some preliminary
+ knowledge of the nature of the fabric, whether for instance it might be
+ solid or built of loose stones, before they trusted themselves to an
+ encounter with a wall of four feet and a half. And here, in England,
+ history, that nursing mother of fiction, has given hunting men honours
+ which they here never fairly earned. The traditional five-barred gate is,
+ as a rule, used by hunting men as it was intended to be used by the world
+ at large; that is to say, they open it; and the double posts and rails
+ which look so very pretty in the sporting pictures, are thought to be very
+ ugly things whenever an idea of riding at them presents itself. It is well
+ that mothers should know, mothers full of fear for their boys who are
+ beginning, that the necessary jumping of the hunting field is not after
+ all of so very tremendous a nature; and it may be well also to explain to
+ them and to others that many men hunt with great satisfaction to
+ themselves who never by any chance commit themselves to the peril of a
+ jump, either big or little.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And there is much excellent good sense in the mode of riding adopted by
+ such gentlemen. Some men ride for hunting, some for jumping, and some for
+ exercise; some, no doubt, for all three of these things. Given a man with
+ a desire for the latter, no taste for the second, and some partiality for
+ the first, and he cannot do better than ride in the manner I am
+ describing. He may be sure that he will not find himself alone; and he may
+ be sure also that he will incur none of that ridicule which the
+ non-hunting man is disposed to think must be attached to such a pursuit.
+ But the man who hunts and never jumps, who deliberately makes up his mind
+ that he will amuse himself after that fashion, must always remember his
+ resolve, and be true to the conduct which he has laid down for himself. He
+ must jump not at all. He must not jump a little, when some spurt or spirit
+ may move him, or he will infallibly find himself in trouble. There was an
+ old Duke of Beaufort who was a keen and practical sportsman, a master of
+ hounds, and a known Nimrod on the face of the earth; but he was a man who
+ hunted and never jumped. His experience was perfect, and he was always
+ true to his resolution. Nothing ever tempted him to cross the smallest
+ fence. He used to say of a neighbour of his, who was not so constant,
+ "Jones is an ass. Look at him now. There he is, and he can't get out.
+ Jones doesn't like jumping, but he jumps a little, and I see him pounded
+ every day. I never jump at all, and I'm always free to go where I like."
+ The Duke was certainly right, and Jones was certainly wrong. To get into a
+ field, and then to have no way of getting out of it, is very
+ uncomfortable. As long as you are on the road you have a way open before
+ you to every spot on the world's surface, open, or capable of being
+ opened; or even if incapable of being opened, not positively detrimental
+ to you as long as you are on the right side. But that feeling of a prison
+ under the open air is very terrible, and is rendered almost agonizing by
+ the prisoner's consciousness that his position is the result of his own
+ imprudent temerity, of an audacity which falls short of any efficacious
+ purpose. When hounds are running, the hunting man should always, at any
+ rate, be able to ride on, to ride in some direction, even though it be in
+ a wrong direction. He can then flatter himself that he is riding wide and
+ making a line for himself. But to be entrapped into a field without any
+ power of getting out of it; to see the red backs of the forward men
+ becoming smaller and smaller in the distance, till the last speck
+ disappears over some hedge; to see the fence before you and know that it
+ is too much for you; to ride round and round in an agony of despair which
+ is by no means mute, and at last to give sixpence to some boy to conduct
+ you back into the road; that is wretched: that is real unhappiness. I am,
+ therefore, very persistent in my advice to the man who purposes to hunt
+ without jumping. Let him not jump at all. To jump, but only to jump a
+ little, is fatal. Let him think of Jones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The man who hunts and doesn't jump, presuming him not to be a duke or any
+ man greatly established as a Nimrod in the hunting world, generally comes
+ out in a black coat and a hat, so that he may not be specially conspicuous
+ in his deviations from the line of the running. He began his hunting
+ probably in search of exercise, but has gradually come to add a peculiar
+ amusement to that pursuit; and of a certain phase of hunting he at last
+ learns more than most of those who ride closest to the hounds. He becomes
+ wonderfully skillful in surmising the line which a fox may probably take,
+ and in keeping himself upon roads parallel to the ruck of the horsemen. He
+ is studious of the wind, and knows to a point of the compass whence it is
+ blowing. He is intimately conversant with every covert in the country;
+ and, beyond this, is acquainted with every earth in which foxes have had
+ their nurseries, or are likely to locate them. He remembers the drains on
+ the different farms in which the hunted animal may possible take refuge,
+ and has a memory even for rabbit-holes. His eye becomes accustomed to
+ distinguish the form of a moving horseman over half-a-dozen fields; and
+ let him see but a cap of any leading man, and he will know which way to
+ turn himself. His knowledge of the country is correct to a marvel. While
+ the man who rides straight is altogether ignorant of his whereabouts, and
+ will not even distinguish the woods through which he has ridden scores of
+ times, the man who rides and never jumps always knows where he is with the
+ utmost accuracy. Where parish is divided from parish and farm from farm,
+ has been a study to him; and he has learned the purpose and bearing of
+ every lane. He is never thrown out, and knows the nearest way from every
+ point to point. If there be a line of gates across from one road to
+ another he will use them, but he will commit himself to a line of gates on
+ the land of no farmer who uses padlocks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As he trots along the road, occasionally breaking into a gallop when he
+ perceives from some sign known to him that the hunt is turning from him,
+ he is generally accompanied by two or three unfortunates who have lost
+ their way and have straggled from the hounds; and to them he is a guide,
+ philosopher, and friend. He is good-natured for the moment, and patronizes
+ the lost ones. He informs them that they are at last in the right way, and
+ consoles them by assurances that they have lost nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The fox broke, you know, from the sharp corner of Granby-wood," he says;
+ "the only spot that the crowd had left for him. I saw him come out,
+ standing on the bridge in the road. Then he ran up-wind as far as Green's
+ barn." "Of course he did," says one of the unfortunates who thinks he
+ remembers something of a barn in the early part of the performance. "I was
+ with the three or four first as far as that." "There were twenty men
+ before the hounds there," says our man of the road, who is not without a
+ grain of sarcasm, and can use it when he is strong on his own ground.
+ "Well, he turned there, and ran back very near the corner; but he was
+ headed by a sheep-dog, luckily, and went to the left across the brook."
+ "Ah, that's where I lost them," says one unfortunate. "I was with them
+ miles beyond that," says another. "There were five or six men rode the
+ brook," continues our philosopher, who names the four or five, not
+ mentioning the unfortunate who had spoken last as having been among the
+ number. "Well; then he went across by Ashby Grange, and tried the drain at
+ the back of the farmyard, but Bootle had had it stopped. A fox got in
+ there one day last March, and Bootle always stops it since that. So he had
+ to go on, and he crossed the turnpike close by Ashby Church. I saw him
+ cross, and the hounds were then full five minutes behind him. He went
+ through Frolic Wood, but he didn't hang a minute, and right up the
+ pastures to Morley Hall." "That's where I was thrown out," says the
+ unfortunate who had boasted before, and who is still disposed to boast a
+ little. But our philosopher assures him that he has not in truth been near
+ Morley Hall; and when the unfortunate one makes an attempt to argue, puts
+ him down thoroughly. "All I can say is, you couldn't have been there and
+ be here too at this moment. Morley Hall is a mile and a half to our right,
+ and now they're coming round to the Linney. He'll go into the little wood
+ there, and as there isn't as much as a nutshell open for him, they'll kill
+ him there. It'll have been a tidy little thing, but not very fast. I've
+ hardly been out of a trot yet, but we may as well move on now." Then he
+ breaks into an easy canter by the side of the road, while the
+ unfortunates, who have been rolling among the heavy-ploughed ground in the
+ early part of the day, make vain efforts to ride by his side. They keep
+ him, however, in sight, and are comforted; for he is a man with a
+ character, and knows what he is about. He will never be utterly lost, and
+ as long as they can remain in his company they will not be subjected to
+ that dreadful feeling of absolute failure which comes upon an
+ inexperienced sportsman when he finds himself quite alone, and does not
+ know which way to turn himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A man will not learn to ride after this fashion in a day, nor yet in a
+ year. Of all fashions of hunting it requires, perhaps, the most patience,
+ the keenest observation, the strongest memory, and the greatest efforts of
+ intellect. But the power, when achieved, has its triumph; it has its
+ respect, and it has its admirers. Our friend, while he was guiding the
+ unfortunates on the road, knew his position, and rode for a while as
+ though he were a chief of men. He was the chief of men there. He was doing
+ what he knew how to do, and was not failing. He had made no boasts which
+ stern facts would afterwards disprove. And when he rode up slowly to the
+ wood-side, having from a distance heard the huntsman's whoop that told him
+ of the fox's fate, he found that he had been right in every particular. No
+ one at that moment knows the line they have all ridden as well as he knows
+ it. But now, among the crowd, when men are turning their horses' heads to
+ the wind, and loud questions are being asked, and false answers are being
+ given, and the ambitious men are congratulating themselves on their deeds,
+ he sits by listening in sardonic silence. "Twelve miles of ground !" he
+ says to himself, repeating the words of some valiant youngster; "if it's
+ eight, I'll eat it." And then when he hears, for he is all ear as well as
+ all eye, when he hears a slight boast from one of his late unfortunate
+ companions, a first small blast of the trumpet which will become loud anon
+ if it be not checked, he smiles inwardly, and moralizes on the weakness of
+ human nature. But the man who never jumps is not usually of a benevolent
+ nature, and it is almost certain that he will make up a little story
+ against the boaster.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such is the amusement of the man who rides and never jumps. Attached to
+ every hunt there will be always one or two such men. Their evidence is
+ generally reliable; their knowledge of the country is not to be doubted;
+ they seldom come to any severe trouble; and have usually made for
+ themselves a very wide circle of hunting acquaintances by whom they are
+ quietly respected. But I think that men regard them as they do the
+ chaplain on board a man-of-war, or as they would regard a herald on a
+ field of battle. When men are assembled for fighting, the man who
+ notoriously does not fight must feel himself to be somewhat lower than his
+ brethren around him, and must be so esteemed by others.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE HUNTING PARSON.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I feel some difficulty in dealing with the character I am now about to
+ describe. The world at large is very prone to condemn the hunting parson,
+ regarding him as a man who is false to his profession; and, for myself, I
+ am not prepared to say that the world is wrong. Had my pastors and
+ masters, my father and mother, together with the other outward
+ circumstances of my early life, made a clergyman of me, I think that I
+ should not have hunted, or at least, I hope that I might have abstained;
+ and yet, for the life of me, I cannot see the reason against it, or tell
+ any man why a clergyman should not ride to hounds. In discussing the
+ subject, and I often do discuss it, the argument against the practice
+ which is finally adopted, the argument which is intended to be conclusive,
+ simply amounts to this, that a parish clergyman who does his duty cannot
+ find the time. But that argument might be used with much more truth
+ against other men of business, against those to whose hunting the world
+ takes no exception. Indeed, of all men, the ordinary parish clergyman, is,
+ perhaps, the least liable to such censure. He lives in the country, and
+ can hunt cheaper and with less sacrifice of time than other men. His
+ professional occupation does not absorb all his hours, and he is too often
+ an idle man, whether he hunt or whether he do not. Nor is it desirable
+ that any man should work always and never play. I think it is certainly
+ the fact that a clergyman may hunt twice a week with less objection in
+ regard to his time than any other man who has to earn his bread by his
+ profession. Indeed, this is so manifestly the case, that I am sure that
+ the argument in question, though it is the one which is always intended to
+ be conclusive, does not in the least convey the objection which is really
+ felt. The truth is, that a large and most respectable section of the world
+ still regards hunting as wicked. It is supposed to be like the Cider
+ Cellars or the Haymarket at twelve o'clock at night. The old ladies know
+ that the young men go to these wicked places, and hope that no great harm
+ is done; but it would be dreadful to think that clergymen should so
+ degrade themselves. Now I wish I could make the old ladies understand that
+ hunting is not wicked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But although that expressed plea as to the want of time really amounts to
+ nothing, and although the unexpressed feeling of old ladies as to the
+ wickedness of hunting does not in truth amount to much, I will not say
+ that there is no other impediment in the way of a hunting parson. Indeed,
+ there have come up of late years so many impediments in the way of any
+ amusement on the part of clergymen, that we must almost presume them to be
+ divested at their consecration of all human attributes except hunger and
+ thirst. In my younger days, and I am not as yet very old, an elderly
+ clergyman might play his rubber of whist whilst his younger reverend
+ brother was dancing a quadrille; and they might do this without any risk
+ of a rebuke from a bishop, or any probability that their neighbours would
+ look askance at them. Such recreations are now unclerical in the highest
+ degree, or if not in the highest, they are only one degree less so than
+ hunting. The theatre was especially a respectable clerical resource, and
+ we may still occasionally see heads of colleges in the stalls, or perhaps
+ a dean, or some rector, unambitious of further promotion. But should a
+ young curate show himself in the pit, he would be but a lost sheep of the
+ house of Israel. And latterly there went forth, at any rate in one
+ diocese, a firman against cricket! Novels, too, are forbidden; though the
+ fact that they may be enjoyed in solitude saves the clergy from absolute
+ ignorance as to that branch of our national literature. All this is hard
+ upon men who, let them struggle as they may to love the asceticisms of a
+ religious life, are only men; and it has a strong tendency to keep out of
+ the Church that very class, the younger sons of country gentlemen, whom
+ all Churchmen should wish to see enter it. Young men who think of the
+ matter when the time for taking orders is coming near, do not feel
+ themselves qualified to rival St. Paul in their lives; and they who have
+ not thought of it find themselves to be cruelly used when they are
+ expected to make the attempt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But of all the amusements which a layman may follow and a clergyman may
+ not, hunting is thought to be by much the worst. There is a savour of
+ wickedness about it in the eyes of the old ladies which almost takes it
+ out of their list of innocent amusements even for laymen. By the term old
+ ladies it will be understood, perhaps, that I do not allude simply to
+ matrons and spinsters who may be over the age of sixty, but to that most
+ respectable portion of the world which has taught itself to abhor the
+ pomps and vanities. Pomps and vanities are undoubtedly bad, and should be
+ abhorred; but it behooves those who thus take upon themselves the duties
+ of censors to be sure that the practices abhorred are in truth real pomps
+ and actual vanities, not pomps and vanities of the imagination. Now as to
+ hunting, I maintain that it is of itself the most innocent amusement
+ going, and that it has none of that Cider-Cellar flavour with which the
+ old ladies think that it is so savoury. Hunting is done by a crowd; but
+ men who meet together to do wicked things meet in small parties. Men
+ cannot gamble in the hunting-field, and drinking there is more difficult
+ than in almost any other scene of life. Anonyma, as we were told the other
+ day, may show herself; but if so, she rides alone. The young man must be a
+ brazen sinner, too far gone for hunting to hurt him, who will ride with
+ Anonyma in the field. I know no vice which hunting either produces or
+ renders probable, except the vice of extravagance; and to that, if a man
+ be that way given, every pursuit in life will equally lead him A seat for
+ a Metropolitan borough, or a love of ortolans, or a taste even for new
+ boots will ruin a man who puts himself in the way of ruin. The same may be
+ said of hunting, the same and no more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But not the less is the general feeling very strong against the hunting
+ parson; and not the less will it remain so in spite of anything that I may
+ say. Under these circumstances our friend the hunting parson usually rides
+ as though he were more or less under a cloud. The cloud is not to be seen
+ in a melancholy brow or a shamed demeanour; for the hunting parson will
+ have lived down those feelings, and is generally too forcible a man to
+ allow himself to be subjected to such annoyances; nor is the cloud to be
+ found in any gentle tardiness of his motions, or an attempt at suppressed
+ riding; for the hunting parson generally rides hard. Unless he loved
+ hunting much he would not be there. But the cloud is to be perceived and
+ heard in the manner in which he speaks of himself and his own doings. He
+ is never natural in his self-talk as is any other man. He either flies at
+ his own cloth at once, marring some false apology for his presence,
+ telling you that he is there just to see the hounds, and hinting to you
+ his own knowledge that he has no business to ride after them; or else he
+ drops his profession altogether, and speaks to you in a tone which makes
+ you feel that you would not dare to speak to him about his parish. You can
+ talk to the banker about his banking, the brewer about his brewing, the
+ farmer about his barley, or the landlord about his land; but to a hunting
+ parson of this latter class, you may not say a word about his church.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are three modes in which a hunting parson may dress himself for
+ hunting, the variations having reference solely to the nether man. As
+ regards the upper man there can never be a difference. A chimney-pot hat,
+ a white neckerchief, somewhat broad in its folds and strong with plentiful
+ starch, a stout black coat, cut rather shorter than is common with
+ clergymen, and a modest, darksome waistcoat that shall attract no
+ attention, these are all matters of course. But the observer, if he will
+ allow his eye to descend below these upper garments, will perceive that
+ the clergyman may be comfortable and bold in breeches, or he may be
+ uncomfortable and semi-decorous in black trowsers. And there is another
+ mode of dress open to him, which I can assure my readers is not an unknown
+ costume, a tertium quid, by which semi-decorum and comfort are combined.
+ The hunting breeches are put on first, and the black trowsers are drawn
+ over them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But in whatever garb the hunting parson may ride, he almost invariably
+ rides well, and always enjoys the sport. If he did not, what would tempt
+ him to run counter, as he does, to his bishop and the old ladies? And
+ though, when the hounds are first dashing out of covert, and when the
+ sputtering is beginning and the eager impetuosity of the young is driving
+ men three at a time into the same gap, when that wild excitement of a fox
+ just away is at its height, and ordinary sportsmen are rushing for places,
+ though at these moments the hunting parson may be able to restrain
+ himself, and to declare by his momentary tranquillity that he is only
+ there to see the hounds, he will ever be found, seeing the hounds also,
+ when many of that eager crowd have lagged behind, altogether out of sight
+ of the last tail of them. He will drop into the running, as it were out of
+ the clouds, when the select few have settled down steadily to their steady
+ work; and the select few will never look upon him as one who, after that,
+ is likely to fall out of their number. He goes on certainly to the kill,
+ and then retires a little out of the circle, as though he had trotted in
+ at that spot from his ordinary parochial occupations, just to see the
+ hounds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For myself I own that I like the hunting parson. I generally find him to
+ be about the pleasantest man in the field, with the most to say for
+ himself, whether the talk be of hunting, of politics, of literature, or of
+ the country. He is never a hunting man unalloyed, unadulterated, and
+ unmixed, a class of man which is perhaps of all classes the most tedious
+ and heavy in hand. The tallow-chandler who can talk only of candles, or
+ the barrister who can talk only of his briefs, is very bad; but the
+ hunting man who can talk only of his runs, is, I think, worse even than
+ the unadulterated tallow-chandler, or the barrister unmixed. Let me pause
+ for a moment here to beg young sportsmen not to fall into this terrible
+ mistake. Such bores in the field are, alas, too common; but the hunting
+ parson never sins after that fashion. Though a keen sportsman, he is
+ something else besides a sportsman, and for that reason, if for no other,
+ is always a welcome addition to the crowd.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But still I must confess at the end of this paper, as I hinted also at the
+ beginning of it, that the hunting parson seems to have made a mistake. He
+ is kicking against the pricks, and running counter to that section of the
+ world which should be his section. He is making himself to stink in the
+ nostrils of his bishop, and is becoming a stumbling-block, and a rock of
+ offence to his brethren. It is bootless for him to argue, as I have here
+ argued, that his amusement is in itself innocent, and that some open-air
+ recreation is necessary to him. Grant him that the bishops and old ladies
+ are wrong and that he is right in principle, and still he will not be
+ justified. Whatever may be our walk in life, no man can walk well who does
+ not walk with the esteem of his fellows. Now those little walks by the
+ covert sides, those pleasant little walks of which I am writing, are not,
+ unfortunately, held to be estimable, or good for themselves, by English
+ clergymen in general.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE MASTER OF HOUNDS.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The master of hounds best known by modern description is the master of the
+ Jorrocks type. Now, as I take it, this is not the type best known by
+ English sportsmen, nor do the Jorrocks ana, good though they be, give any
+ fair picture of such a master of hounds as ordinarily presides over the
+ hunt in English counties. Mr. Jorrocks comes into a hunt when no one else
+ can be found to undertake the work; when, in want of any one better, the
+ subscribers hire his services as those of an upper servant; when, in fact,
+ the hunt is at a low ebb, and is struggling for existence. Mr. Jorrocks
+ with his carpet-bag then makes his appearance, driving the hardest bargain
+ that he can, purposing to do the country at the lowest possible figure,
+ followed by a short train of most undesirable nags, with reference to
+ which the wonder is that Mr. Jorrocks should be able to induce any hunting
+ servant to trust his neck to their custody. Mr. Jorrocks knows his work,
+ and is generally a most laborious man. Hunting is his profession, but it
+ is one by which he can barely exist. He hopes to sell a horse or two
+ during the season, and in this way adds something of the trade of a dealer
+ to his other trade. But his office is thankless, ill-paid, closely
+ watched, and subject to all manner of indignities. Men suspect him, and
+ the best of those who ride with him will hardly treat him as their equal.
+ He is accepted as a disagreeable necessity, and is dismissed as soon as
+ the country can do better for itself. Any hunt that has subjected itself
+ to Mr. Jorrocks knows that it is in disgrace, and will pass its itinerant
+ master on to some other district as soon as it can suit itself with a
+ proper master of the good old English sort.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is of such a master as this, a master of the good old English sort, and
+ not of an itinerant contractor for hunting, that I here intend to speak.
+ Such a master is usually an old resident in the county which he hunts; one
+ of those country noblemen or gentlemen whose parks are the glory of our
+ English landscape, and whose names are to be found in the pages of our
+ county records; or if not that, he is one who, with a view to hunting, has
+ brought his family and fortune into a new district, and has found a ready
+ place as a country gentleman among new neighbours. It has been said that
+ no one should become a member of Parliament unless he be a man of fortune.
+ I hold such a rule to be much more true with reference to a master of
+ hounds. For his own sake this should be so, and much more so for the sake
+ of those over whom he has to preside. It is a position in which no man can
+ be popular without wealth, and it is a position which no man should seek
+ to fill unless he be prepared to spend his money for the gratification of
+ others. It has been said of masters of hounds that they must always have
+ their hands in their pockets, and must always have a guinea to find there;
+ and nothing can be truer than this if successful hunting is to be
+ expected. Men have hunted countries, doubtless, on economical principles,
+ and the sport has been carried on from year to year; but under such
+ circumstances it is ever dwindling and becoming frightfully less. The
+ foxes disappear, and when found almost instantly sink below ground.
+ Distant coverts, which are ever the best because less frequently drawn,
+ are deserted, for distance of course adds greatly to expense. The farmers
+ round the centre of the county become sullen, and those beyond are
+ indifferent; and so, from bad to worse, the famine goes on till the hunt
+ has perished of atrophy. Grease to the wheels, plentiful grease to the
+ wheels, is needed in all machinery; but I know of no machinery in which
+ everrunning grease is so necessary as in the machinery of hunting.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of such masters as I am now describing there are two sorts, of which,
+ however, the one is going rapidly and, I think, happily out of fashion.
+ There is the master of hounds who takes a subscription, and the master who
+ takes none. Of the latter class of sportsman, of the imperial head of a
+ country who looks upon the coverts of all his neighbours as being almost
+ his own property, there are, I believe, but few left. Nor is such
+ imperialism fitted for the present age. In the days of old of which we
+ read so often, the days of Squire Western, when fox-hunting was still
+ young among us, this was the fashion in which all hunts were maintained.
+ Any country gentleman who liked the sport kept a small pack of hounds, and
+ rode over his own lands or the lands of such of his neighbours as had no
+ similar establishments of their own. We never hear of Squire Western that
+ he hunted the county, or that he went far afield to his meets. His tenants
+ joined him, and by degrees men came to his hunt from greater distances
+ around him. As the necessity for space increased, increasing from increase
+ of hunting ambition, the richer and more ambitious squires began to
+ undertake the management of wider areas, and so our hunting districts were
+ formed. But with such extension of area there came, of course, necessity
+ of extended expenditure, and so the fashion of subscription lists arose.
+ There have remained some few great Nimrods who have chosen to be
+ magnanimous and to pay for everything, despising the contributions of
+ their followers. Such a one was the late Earl Fitzhardinge, and after such
+ manner in, as I believe, the Berkeley hunt still conducted. But it need
+ hardly be explained, that as hunting is now conducted in England, such a
+ system is neither fair nor palatable. It is not fair that so great a cost
+ for the amusement of other men should fall upon any one man's pocket; nor
+ is it palatable to others that such unlimited power should be placed in
+ any one man's hands. The ordinary master of subscription hounds is no
+ doubt autocratic, but he is not autocratic with all the power of tyranny
+ which belongs to the despot who rules without taxation. I doubt whether
+ any master of a subscription pack would advertise his meets for eleven,
+ with an understanding that the hounds were never to move till twelve, when
+ he intended to be present in person. Such was the case with Lord
+ Fitzhardinge, and I do not know that it was generally thought that he
+ carried his power too far. And I think, too, that gentlemen feel that they
+ ride with more pleasure when they themselves contribute to the cost of
+ their own amusement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our master of hounds shall be a country gentleman who takes a
+ subscription, and who therefore, on becoming autocratic, makes himself
+ answerable to certain general rules for the management of his autocracy.
+ He shall hunt not less, let us say, than three days a week; but though not
+ less, it will be expected probably that he will hunt oftener. That is, he
+ will advertise three days and throw a byeday in for the benefit of his own
+ immediate neighbourhood; and these byedays, it must be known, are the
+ cream of hunting, for there is no crowd, and the foxes break sooner and
+ run straighter. And he will be punctual to his time, giving quarter to
+ none and asking none himself. He will draw fairly through the day, and
+ indulge no caprices as to coverts. The laws, indeed, are never written,
+ but they exist and are understood; and when they be too recklessly
+ disobeyed, the master of hounds falls from his high place and retires into
+ private life, generally with a broken heart. In the hunting field, as in
+ all other communities, republics, and governments, the power of the purse
+ is everything. As long as that be retained, the despotism of the master is
+ tempered and his rule will be beneficent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Five hundred pounds a day is about the sum which a master should demand
+ for hunting an average country, that is, so many times five hundred pounds
+ a year as he may hunt days in the week. If four days a week be required of
+ him, two thousand a year will be little enough. But as a rule, I think
+ masters are generally supposed to charge only for the advertised days, and
+ to give the byedays out of their own pocket. Nor must it be thought that
+ the money so subscribed will leave the master free of expense. As I have
+ said before, he should be a rich man. Whatever be the subscription paid to
+ him, he must go beyond it, very much beyond it, or there will grow up
+ against him a feeling that he is mean, and that feeling will rob him of
+ all his comfort. Hunting men in England wish to pay for their own
+ amusement; but they desire that more shall be spent than they pay. And in
+ this there is a rough justice, that roughness of justice which pervades
+ our English institutions. To a master of hounds is given a place of great
+ influence, and into his hands is confided an authority the possession of
+ which among his fellow-sportsmen is very pleasant to him. For this he is
+ expected to pay, and he does pay for it. A Lord Mayor is, I take it, much
+ in the same category. He has a salary as Lord Mayor, but if he do not
+ spend more than that on his office he becomes a byword for stinginess
+ among Lord Mayors To be Lord Mayor is his whistle, and he pays for it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For myself, if I found myself called upon to pay for one whistle or the
+ other, I would sooner be a master of hounds than a Lord Mayor. The power
+ is certainly more perfect, and the situation, I think, more splendid. The
+ master of hounds has no aldermen, no common council, no liverymen. As long
+ as he fairly performs his part of the compact, he is altogether without
+ control. He is not unlike the captain of a man-of-war; but, unlike the
+ captain of a man-of-war, he carries no sailing orders. He is free to go
+ where he lists, and is hardly expected to tell any one whither he goeth.
+ He is enveloped in a mystery which, to the young, adds greatly to his
+ grandeur; and he is one of those who, in spite of the democratic
+ tenderness of the age, may still be said to go about as a king among men.
+ No one contradicts him. No one speaks evil of him to his face; and men
+ tremble when they have whispered anything of some half-drawn covert, of
+ some unstopped earth, some fox that should not have escaped, and, looking
+ round, see that the master is within earshot. He is flattered, too, if
+ that be of any avail to him. How he is flattered! What may be done in this
+ way to Lord Mayors by common councilmen who like Mansion-house crumbs, I
+ do not know; but kennel crumbs must be very sweet to a large class of
+ sportsmen. Indeed, they are so sweet that almost every man will condescend
+ to flatter the master of hounds. And ladies too, all the pretty girls
+ delight to be spoken to by the master! He needs no introduction, but is
+ free to sip all the sweets that come. Who will not kiss the toe of his
+ boots, or refuse to be blessed by the sunshine of his smile?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But there are heavy duties, deep responsibilities, and much true
+ heart-felt anxiety to stand as makeweight against all these sweets. The
+ master of hounds, even though he take no part in the actual work of
+ hunting his own pack, has always his hands full of work. He is always
+ learning, and always called upon to act on his knowledge suddenly. A Lord
+ Mayor may sit at the Mansionhouse, I think, without knowing much of the
+ law. He may do so without discovery of his ignorance. But the master of
+ hounds who does not know his business is seen through at once. To say what
+ that business is would take a paper longer than this, and the precept
+ writer by no means considers himself equal to such a task. But it is
+ multifarious, and demands a special intellect for itself. The master
+ should have an eye like an eagle's, an ear like a thief's, and a heart
+ like a dog's that can be either soft or ruthless as occasion may require.
+ How he should love his foxes, and with what pertinacity he should kill
+ them! How he should rejoice when his skill has assisted in giving the
+ choice men of his hunt a run that they can remember for the next six
+ years! And how heavy should be his heart within him when he trudges home
+ with them, weary after a blank day, to the misery of which his
+ incompetency has, perhaps, contributed! A master of hounds should be an
+ anxious man; so anxious that the privilege of talking to pretty girls
+ should be of little service to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One word I will say as to the manners of a master of hounds, and then I
+ will have done. He should be an urbane man, but not too urbane; and he
+ should certainly be capable of great austerity. It used to be said that no
+ captain of a man-of-war could hold his own without swearing. I will not
+ quite say the same of a master of hounds, or the old ladies who think
+ hunting to be wicked will have a handle against me. But I will declare
+ that if any man could be justified in swearing, it would be a master of
+ hounds. The troubles of the captain are as nothing to his. The captain has
+ the ultimate power of the sword, or at any rate of the fetter, in his
+ hands, while the master has but his own tongue to trust, his tongue and a
+ certain influence which his position gives him. The master who can make
+ that influence suffice without swearing is indeed a great man. Now-a-days
+ swearing is so distasteful to the world at large, that great efforts are
+ made to rule without it, and some such efforts are successful; but any man
+ who has hunted for the last twenty years will bear me out in saying that
+ hard words in a master's mouth used to be considered indispensable. Now
+ and then a little irony is tried. "I wonder, sir, how much you'd take to
+ go home?" I once heard a master ask of a red-coated stranger who was
+ certainly more often among the hounds than he need have been. "Nothing on
+ earth, sir, while you carry on as you are doing just at present," said the
+ stranger. The master accepted the compliment, and the stranger sinned no
+ more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are some positions among mankind which are so peculiarly blessed
+ that the owners of them seem to have been specially selected by Providence
+ for happiness on earth in a degree sufficient to raise the malice and envy
+ of all the world around. An English country gentleman with ten thousand a
+ year must have been so selected. Members of Parliament with seats for
+ counties have been exalted after the same unjust fashion. Popular masters
+ of old-established hunts sin against their fellows in the same way. But
+ when it comes to a man to fill up all these positions in England, envy and
+ malice must be dead in the land if he be left alive to enjoy their
+ fruition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0008" id="link2H_4_0008">
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+ </p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ HOW TO RIDE TO HOUNDS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Now attend me, Diana and the Nymphs, Pan, Orion, and the Satyrs, for I
+ have a task in hand which may hardly be accomplished without some divine
+ aid. And the lesson I would teach is one as to which even gods must
+ differ, and no two men will ever hold exactly the same opinion. Indeed, no
+ written lesson, no spoken words, no lectures, be they ever so often
+ repeated, will teach any man to ride to hounds. The art must come of
+ nature and of experience; and Orion, were he here, could only tell the
+ tyro of some few blunders which he may avoid, or give him a hint or two as
+ to the manner in which he should begin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let it be understood that I am speaking of fox-hunting, and let the young
+ beginner always remember that in hunting the fox a pack of hounds is
+ needed. The huntsman, with his servants, and all the scarlet-coated
+ horsemen in the field, can do nothing towards the end for which they are
+ assembled without hounds. He who as yet knows nothing of hunting will
+ imagine that I am laughing at him in saying this; but, after a while, he
+ will know how needful it is to bear in mind the caution I here give him,
+ and will see how frequently men seem to forget that a fox cannot be hunted
+ without hounds. A fox is seen to break from the covert, and men ride after
+ it; the first man, probably, being some cunning sinner, who would fain get
+ off alone if it were possible, and steal a march upon the field. But in
+ this case one knave makes many fools; and men will rush, and ride along
+ the track of the game, as though they could hunt it, and will destroy the
+ scent before the hounds are on it, following, in their ignorance, the
+ footsteps of the cunning sinner. Let me beg my young friend not to be
+ found among this odious crowd of marplots. His business is to ride to
+ hounds; and let him do so from the beginning of the run, persevering
+ through it all, taking no mean advantages, and allowing himself to be
+ betrayed into as few mistakes as possible; but let him not begin before
+ the beginning. If he could know all that is inside the breast of that mean
+ man who commenced the scurry, the cunning man who desires to steal a
+ march, my young friend would not wish to emulate him. With nine-tenths of
+ the men who flutter away after this ill fashion there is no design of
+ their own in their so riding. They simply wish to get away, and in their
+ impatience forget the little fact that a pack of hounds is necessary for
+ the hunting of a fox.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have found myself compelled to begin with this preliminary caution, as
+ all riding to hounds hangs on the fact in question. Men cannot ride to
+ hounds if the hounds be not there. They may ride one after another, and
+ that, indeed, suffices for many a keen sportsman; but I am now addressing
+ the youth who is ambitious of riding to hounds. But though I have thus
+ begun, striking first at the very root of the matter, I must go back with
+ my pupil into the covert before I carry him on through the run. In riding
+ to hounds there is much to do before the straight work commences. Indeed,
+ the straight work is, for the man, the easiest work, or the work, I should
+ say, which may be done with the least previous knowledge. Then the horse,
+ with his qualities, comes into play; and if he be up to his business in
+ skill, condition, and bottom, a man may go well by simply keeping with
+ others who go well also. Straight riding, however, is the exception and
+ not the rule. It comes sometimes, and is the cream of hunting when it does
+ come; but it does not come as often as the enthusiastic beginner will have
+ taught himself to expect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But now we will go back to the covert, and into the covert if it be a
+ large one. I will speak of three kinds of coverts, the gorse, the wood,
+ and the forest. There are others, but none other so distinct as to require
+ reference. As regards the gorse covert, which of all is the most
+ delightful, you, my disciple, need only be careful to keep in the crowd
+ when it is being drawn. You must understand that if the plantation which
+ you see before you, and which is the fox's home and homestead, be
+ surrounded, the owner of it will never leave it. A fox will run back from
+ a child among a pack of hounds, so much more terrible is to him the human
+ race even than the canine. The object of all men of course is that the fox
+ shall go, and from a gorse covert of five acres he must go very quickly or
+ die among the hounds. It will not be long before he starts if there be
+ space left for him to creep out, as he will hope, unobserved. Unobserved
+ he will not be, for the accustomed eye of some whip or servant will have
+ seen him from a corner. But if stray horsemen roaming round the gorse give
+ him no room for such hope, he will not go. All which is so plainly
+ intelligible, that you, my friend, will not fail to understand why you are
+ required to remain with the crowd. And with simple gorse coverts there is
+ no strong temptation to move about. They are drawn quickly, and though
+ there be a scramble for places when the fox has broken, the whole thing is
+ in so small a compass that there is no difficulty in getting away with the
+ hounds. In finding your right place, and keeping it when it is found, you
+ may have difficulty; but in going away from a gorse the field will be open
+ for you, and when the hounds are well out and upon the scent, then
+ remember your Latin; Occupet extremum scabies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But for one fox found in a gorse you will, in ordinary countries, see five
+ found in woods; and as to the place and conduct of a hunting man while
+ woods are being drawn, there is room for much doubt. I presume that you
+ intend to ride one horse throughout the day, and that you wish to see all
+ the hunting that may come in your way. This being so, it will be your
+ study to economize your animal's power, and to keep him fresh for the run
+ when it comes. You will hardly assist your object in this respect by
+ seeing the wood drawn, and galloping up and down the rides as the fox
+ crosses and recrosses from one side of it to another. Such rides are deep
+ with mud, and become deeper as the work goes on; and foxes are very
+ obstinate, running, if the covert be thick, often for an hour together
+ without an attempt at breaking, and being driven back when they do attempt
+ by the horsemen whom they see on all sides of them. It is very possible to
+ continue at this work, seeing the hounds hunt, with your ears rather than
+ your eyes, till your nag has nearly done his day's work. He will still
+ carry you perhaps throughout a good run, but he will not do so with that
+ elasticity which you will love; and then, after that, the journey home is,
+ it is occasionally something almost too frightful to be contemplated. You
+ can, therefore, if it so please you, station yourself with other patient
+ long-suffering, mindful men at some corner, or at some central point
+ amidst the rides, biding your time, consoling yourself with cigars, and
+ not swearing at the vile perfidious, unfoxlike fox more frequently than
+ you can help. For the fox on such occasions will be abused with all the
+ calumnious epithets which the ingenuity of angry men can devise, because
+ he is exercising that ingenuity the possession of which on his part is the
+ foundation of fox-hunting. There you will remain, nursing your horse,
+ listening to chaff, and hoping. But even when the fox does go, your
+ difficulties may be but beginning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is possible he may have gone on your side of the wood; but much more
+ probable that he should have taken the other. He loves not that crowd that
+ has been abusing him, and steals away from some silent distant corner.
+ You, who are a beginner, hear nothing of his going; and when you rush off,
+ as you will do with others, you will hardly know at first why the rush is
+ made. But some one with older eyes and more experienced ears has seen
+ signs and heard sounds, and knows that the fox is away. Then, my friend,
+ you have your place to win, and it may be that the distance shall be too
+ great to allow of your winning it. Nothing but experience will guide you
+ safely through these difficulties.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In drawing forests or woodlands your course is much clearer. There is no
+ question, then, of standing still and waiting with patience, tobacco, and
+ chaff for the coming start. The area to be drawn is too large to admit of
+ waiting, and your only duty is to stay as close to the hounds as your ears
+ and eyes will permit, remembering always that your ears should serve you
+ much more often than your eyes. And in woodland hunting that which you
+ thus see and hear is likely to be your amusement for the day. There is
+ "ample room and verge enough" to run a fox down without any visit to the
+ open country, and by degrees, as a true love of hunting comes upon you in
+ place of a love of riding, you will learn to think that a day among the
+ woodlands is a day not badly spent. At first, when after an hour and a
+ half the fox has been hunted to his death, or has succeeded in finding
+ some friendly hole, you will be wondering when the fun is going to begin.
+ Ah me! how often have I gone through all the fun, have seen the fun
+ finished, and then have wondered when it was going to begin; and that,
+ too, in other things besides hunting!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But at present the fun shall not be finished, and we will go back to the
+ wood from which the fox is just breaking. You, my pupil, shall have been
+ patient, and your patience shall be rewarded by a good start. On the
+ present occasion I will give you the exquisite delight of knowing that you
+ are there, at the spot, as the hounds come out of the covert. Your
+ success, or want of success, throughout the run will depend on the way in
+ which you may now select to go over the three or four first fields. It is
+ not difficult to keep with hounds if you can get well away with them, and
+ be with them when they settle to their running. In a long and fast run
+ your horse may, of course, fail you. That must depend on his power and his
+ condition. But, presuming your horse to be able to go, keeping with hounds
+ is not difficult when you are once free from the thick throng of the
+ riders. And that thick throng soon makes itself thin. The difficulty is in
+ the start, and you will almost be offended when I suggest to you what
+ those difficulties are, and suggest also that such as they are even they
+ may overcome you. You have to choose your line of riding. Do not let your
+ horse choose it for you instead of choosing it for yourself. He will
+ probably make such attempts, and it is not at all improbable that you
+ should let him have his way. Your horse will be as anxious to go as you
+ are, but his anxiety will carry him after some other special horse on
+ which he has fixed his eyes. The rider of that horse may not be the guide
+ that you would select. But some human guide you must select. Not at first
+ will you, not at first does any man, choose for himself with serene
+ precision of confident judgment the line which he will take. You will be
+ flurried, anxious, self-diffident, conscious of your own ignorance, and
+ desirous of a leader. Many of those men who are with you will have objects
+ at heart very different from your object. Some will ride for certain
+ points, thinking that they can foretell the run of the fox. They may be
+ right; but you, in your new ambition, are not solicitous to ride away to
+ some other covert because the fox may, perchance, be going there. Some are
+ thinking of the roads. Others are remembering that brook which is before
+ them, and riding wide for a ford. With none such, as I presume, do you
+ wish to place yourself. Let the hounds be your mark; and if, as may often
+ be the case, you cannot see them, then see the huntsman; or, if you cannot
+ see him, follow, at any rate, some one who does. If you can even do this
+ as a beginner, you will not do badly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, whenever it be possible, let the hounds themselves be your mark, and
+ endeavour to remember that the leading hounds are those which should guide
+ you. A single hound who turns when he is heading the pack should teach you
+ to turn also. Of all the hounds you see there in the open, probably not
+ one-third are hunting. The others are doing as you do, following where
+ their guides lead them. It is for you to follow the real guide, and not
+ the followers, if only you can keep the real guide in view. To keep the
+ whole pack in view and to ride among them is easy enough when the scent is
+ slack and the pace is slow. At such times let me counsel you to retire
+ somewhat from the crowd, giving place to those eager men who are breaking
+ the huntsman's heart. When the hounds have come nearer to their fox, and
+ the pace is again good, then they will retire and make room for you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Not behind hounds, but alongside of them, if only you can achieve such
+ position, it should be your honour and glory to place yourself; and you
+ should go so far wide of them as in no way to impede them or disturb them,
+ or even to remind them of your presence. If thus you live with them,
+ turning as they turn, but never turning among them, keeping your distance,
+ but losing no yard, and can do this for seven miles over a grass country
+ in forty-five minutes, then you can ride to hounds better than nineteen
+ men out of every twenty that you have seen at the meet, and will have
+ enjoyed the keenest pleasure that hunting, or perhaps, I may say, that any
+ other amusement, can give you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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