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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 79269 ***
+
+
+
+
+ THE HAUNTED HOUSE
+
+
+
+
+ CHESTER-BELLOCS
+ ——————————————————
+ The Green Overcoat
+ Mr. Petre
+ The Emerald
+ The Haunted House
+ ——————————————————
+
+[Illustration: _An early portrait of Lord de Beaurivage (then Mr.
+George Huggins) as an open-air merchant of vegetables and orchard
+produce in 1883_]
+
+
+
+
+ THE
+ HAUNTED HOUSE
+
+ BY
+ HILAIRE BELLOC
+
+ _With Illustrations by
+ G. K. CHESTERTON_
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ NEW YORK · _Harper & Brothers_ · LONDON
+ 1928
+
+
+ THE HAUNTED HOUSE
+ COPYRIGHT, 1928, BY HILAIRE BELLOC
+ PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES
+ FIRST EDITION
+ M-B
+
+
+
+
+ LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+
+ An early portrait of Lord de Beaurivage (then Mr. George
+ Huggins) as an open-air merchant of vegetables and orchard
+ produce in 1883 _Frontispiece_
+
+ _Facing page_
+
+ The brothers at Rackham 20
+
+ Aunt Hilda settling everything 38
+
+ Neighbour Hellup and Neighbour Jake 56
+
+ “Our younger hostesses” 60
+
+ The Ancestor 68
+
+ Progress of Sir Harry Murtenshaw, Knight, to his ancestral home 70
+
+ John Maple as Lieutenant Allegri 78
+
+ The atheist Gaul 122
+
+ “Twenty thousand pounds? You haven’t got twenty thousand pence!”
+ said Aunt Hilda 130
+
+ Fond embrace of Hilda, relict of the late William Maple,
+ Esquire, of Rackham Catchings in the County of Sussex, and
+ Amathea, wife of George, First Baron de Beaurivage (pronounced
+ Bruvvish) 146
+
+ Lord Hambourne is astonished at the modern habits of the
+ fifteenth century 156
+
+ Mr. Corton reads _The Spectator_ 188
+
+ John Maple explains his plan 194
+
+ Growing nervousness of Lord de Beaurivage 226
+
+ Lord Hellup accepting from Lord Hambourne the interesting
+ scientific discovery that motor-cars are less susceptible to
+ psychic influence than horses 236
+
+ Partial, but representative deputation of the domestic staff of
+ Rackham Catchings protesting against the Headless Thing 238
+
+ Unaffected emotion of George, First Baron de Beaurivage on the
+ appearance of an historic figure 242
+
+ Distraction of Lord Hambourne on being offered the usual terms 248
+
+ Effect of the other world on Miss Broom, housemaid 250
+
+ Solid satisfaction of Mr. Pretherton at the pressed pace of
+ Columbus 256
+
+ Genuine pleasure of Columbus on observing the haste of Mr.
+ Pretherton 258
+
+ Wifely protest of Amathea, Lady de Beaurivage, at the unworthy
+ treatment of her lord 268
+
+ Hilda Maple admits that she is a sinful woman 270
+
+ “Hannibal!... I mean, Hamilcar!” 272
+
+
+
+
+ THE
+ HAUNTED HOUSE
+
+ CHAPTER I
+
+
+In the English County of Sussex, upon the clay thereof, and upon a
+slight eminence of that clay, stood and stands a squire’s house called
+Rackham.
+
+Rackham is a common enough name in that part of the world, attached to
+perhaps half a dozen widely-different places and things; downs, woods,
+fields. But no one had ever bothered to call Rackham anything extra to
+make it a special Rackham. Rackham it had been and remained during its
+three hundred years as a cell of Lewes Priory and its four hundred of
+various lay owners.
+
+Its master at the end of the nineteenth century was a certain Mr. Henry
+Maple, of a good ordinary position, born to no great fortune, but a
+sufficient master of his countryside.
+
+By birth he was what one might expect, a great-grandson. A Maple who
+had begun as a smith and cattle dealer and had gone on as a general
+broker, sometimes advancing cash to his fellows and sometimes making a
+lucky purchase and sale in stock, had bought out the former immemorial
+squires of Rackham when George III. was king. Those whom he had bought
+out were an impoverished line, whose founder (a Lewes tallow chandler)
+had got it, rather more than a century before, after the Civil Wars,
+from a ruined cavalier family, which, in its turn, had been started by
+a scullion in Thomas Cromwell’s kitchen, who, yet a century earlier,
+had nobbled this parcel of his master’s loot during the great break-up.
+
+So you see that Rackham was just like scores and hundreds of its kind
+up and down England, and possessed, after the fashion of any one of the
+others, by a very amiable man, a gentleman (which is saying a great
+deal), a man formed by Public School and University, and having behind
+him two generations of Public School and University, and three of
+sufficient wealth.
+
+Rackham was a rather absurd looking house, but dignified. Half of it
+was the original Elizabethan living house, with a few stones left of
+the earlier monastic building and great oak beams for its framework,
+but transmogrified by eighteenth-century additions and internal
+changes. From the lawn in front you saw at one end two low stories of
+wood and plaster, a tiled roof above that; at the other a brick wall
+pierced at regular intervals by a particularly ugly set of windows. At
+the back, looking north, was a dreary stucco addition of kitchens and
+offices, greenish with damp weather. The later half of the house, all
+brick, had been added, as had certain changes in the older part, before
+1790, by the fortunate smith and cattle dealer. The stucco offices to
+the north had been built by his son during the high corn prices of the
+Napoleonic wars.
+
+Inside, the house was what you would expect from such a history.
+Nothing whatever told you, even in its oldest part, that there was work
+many hundred years old, save the few stones of the monastic building
+at the base of a wall, certain beams still exposed in the servants’
+quarters, a box room, and one of the smaller bedrooms. The other beams
+had been covered long ago with plaster ceilings. Some of them had
+been cut clean away to raise the height of the living-rooms after the
+later fashion. There was a bathroom with hot and cold water, which
+was thought a fine new thing in the middle of the nineteenth century,
+when it had been fitted up. There was a small, rather dingy hall; a
+passage running from this to the various living-rooms; one simple
+staircase for the family, with rather nicely carved oaken banisters,
+and a very much worn and very ugly carpet. There were plenty of books
+and plenty of pictures—pictures of all sorts and kinds; many a bad
+watercolour by ladies of the place, living and dead; a few portraits
+in the drawing-room, one of which, almost black, was reputed to be a
+Gainsborough. The house was comfortable, it was homely, and it exactly
+suited its master, who was, in the first years of the twentieth
+century, a man of about forty, very much liked in the neighbourhood,
+and with something of a reputation for scholarship; a widower with one
+young child—a boy called John.
+
+Thus lived Henry Maple, on what he felt, as all such men feel, to be
+ancestral land descended to him from beyond all human record; and in
+sober truth possessed by his own blood for a good deal more than a
+hundred years; which is quite a long succession for such English land.
+
+He was part of it: of the outlook from that slight eminence towards the
+Downs ten miles off along the southern sky; of the rather dishevelled
+little park (if you liked to call it that) with its ill-kept gravel
+way and its little lodge at the gates; of half a dozen farms which had
+provided an income sufficient for his father and grandfather before
+him, and the rents of which heavily reduced during the depression of
+the 80’s had since remained unchanged; sleeping, like most things in
+that good world. Part of him also were the two or three horses in
+his stables, the two or three vehicles, and particularly the little
+brougham in which he drove to the domestic country station three miles
+off, where the very asphalt and palings seemed to talk with the Sussex
+burr and to think of London, forty miles away, as a place utterly
+remote.
+
+London was not properly part of Henry Maple’s life. He had his club, of
+course, for which his father had put him down when he was born, just as
+he had put him down for his Public School and for his College. He used
+it perhaps twenty times in a year.
+
+The staff of Rackham was consonant with all the rest. A butler of much
+the same age as his master, and of twenty years’ standing, knowing the
+names of wines, but far more familiar with beer. A lad who cleaned
+boots, ran messages, and took the blame for mishaps; a few maids; a
+fixed, elderly cook called Mrs. Marwell, and a kitchenmaid; and she
+that had been the child’s nurse, and still was after a fashion (even
+after he had begun to go to a Preparatory School). She was kept on, and
+would be kept on till she died.
+
+There was Rackham; and (one would have said) the benediction of God
+upon it. I knew it well enough.
+
+The first thing that began to threaten such unchangeable things with
+change was an unaccountable creeping oddity in the relation of income
+to expenditure. Henry Maple, in the intervals of his reading and his
+quiet entertainment, heard of it vaguely as “these times.” It might
+also be called certain new habits of a changing age; rather more
+travel, a few more visitors, farmers coming shame-facedly and very
+privately to ask for some small reduction in rent, or rather heavy
+piece of repair, which was granted as a matter of course; coming again
+a year or two later to ask for another, which was also granted as a
+matter of course, but at last with a little misgiving.
+
+The century was thus nine years old, and his lonely, affectionate
+little son, of whom his father made a close companion, was nine years
+old also, when Henry Maple realised that there were a good many things
+he ought to have done to the house and did not from lack of funds—wear
+and tear come so gradually. He was used to the fences beginning to look
+tumbled down, and to a good deal of grass on the few paths; for the
+gardener was getting old, and not over lively.
+
+Henry Maple had grown used also to an overdraft at his bank; though he
+was rather disturbed when, a few years earlier, the manager had told
+him in a pleasant conversation that it would be well to fix a limit—and
+did so. But he got used to that too.
+
+He very reluctantly and in rather haphazard, expensive fashion
+mortgaged two of the outlying farms; then a third. There came a moment
+when he had a little difficulty in meeting the full interest, though it
+was in the hands of a family lawyer who was as much a part of his life
+as anything else, and had jogged along comfortably enough with him. But
+he did at one moment in the year 1905, rather suddenly, need £1,000.
+
+It had not occurred to him how easily his younger brother, William
+Maple, a London solicitor in good practice whom he saw fairly often,
+could meet the case, or how willing he would be to do it. It was
+William Maple himself who suggested the thing (how he could have heard
+of the embarrassment Henry was at a loss to guess, and, indeed, did not
+waste much time in guessing). It was after a quiet dinner which the two
+brothers had had together, when William was spending a week-end at
+Rackham, that the proposal was made, and the elder brother accepted it
+with real gratitude.
+
+A second thousand followed, and a third. William came oftener—a
+frequent guest. He had married a handsome, rather pushing wife of
+a birth like his own, the daughter of the Dean of Lamborough, the
+grand-daughter of a large coal-owner of the Midlands; a woman who liked
+to know the world and whose increasing acquaintance with sundry rich
+people and other sundry talked-of people in London increased, very much
+to her husband’s content, and not a little to his advantage.
+
+Henry Maple had no great liking for his sister-in-law. Her worldliness
+jarred on him and she knew nothing of the things he loved. But he never
+thought of her unjustly. He invited her frequently enough, and they
+were fairly good friends.
+
+William Maple was what Henry would no doubt have been if Fate had
+compelled him (as it never did) to earn his living. But in the twenty
+odd years since their common boyhood the difference in habit of mind
+and activity had become pronounced. William was precise and methodical;
+not unjust, but long grown incapable of anything unbusinesslike or
+slack. A bargain was a bargain, and a contract a contract; and the
+results of it, if they were turned out to the other man’s loss, were
+the other man’s look-out. He could no more separate his family from the
+rest of the world in this general view than he could have separated
+one set of figures from another in the jottings of his notebooks. These
+he kept carefully from year to year; no one saw them but himself, and
+they did all the work that the most elaborate keeping of accounts can
+do in a large business.
+
+It was natural enough in Henry’s eyes that his brother should be easy
+in the matter of interest and allow it to be added to the main debt. It
+was natural in William’s that this attitude on his own part, which was
+not ungenerous, should yet be precisely regulated and never allowed to
+breed confusion.
+
+The losses on all English agricultural work continued; the new habits
+continued with them; the slightly increased expenditure; the vague idea
+permeating Henry Maple’s mind that the old state of affairs was the
+natural and permanent one and would in due course return.
+
+He knew roughly—after a few more years had passed—that his total
+indebtedness to his brother had now come to £7,000; he knew that
+the interest had fallen into arrears—to how much the total of the
+new interest on those arrears might amount he had but a very rough
+conception, and he did not dwell upon it.
+
+When it had been suggested by William that the mortgages on the
+farms might be taken over, so as to make one simple body of all the
+obligations, he was more than willing—it kept things in the family.
+The fixed figure in his mind of £7,000 thus became £10,000; and the
+arrears of interest crept on. There was one or two further loans, and
+one fine day in 1913 William thought it only right to have a clear
+statement, and go into everything in detail with his brother. It was
+thus upon a Sunday in August, a year before the quite unimaginable war,
+that the critical moment came.
+
+William had turned over in his own mind during the previous week what
+he would say and do. He had everything fixed, tabulated and arranged.
+
+William Maple had prospered; he had bought one of the dignified old
+freehold houses on the river in Cheyne Walk, spending on it rather
+more than he would have done, perhaps, had not his wife urged him. The
+house was becoming something of a centre in London for people who wrote
+and painted and were talked of, for the more important people who had
+gone into politics, and even for a few of the very much more important
+people whose point was their new wealth. Mrs. William Maple had decided
+that the time had come for a proper house in the country as well; but
+her husband, for all his success, hesitated at the expense. It was Mrs.
+William Maple who suggested that the opportunity lay ready to hand in
+Rackham.
+
+“Henry will never marry again,” she had said. “The longer he keeps that
+place the more it will go to pieces. I don’t believe that boy, John,
+will come to any good with it. He’s a nice bright child and I am as
+fond of him as you are; but I see what the end of it will be.”
+
+And William, after a rather long pause, had agreed that she was
+right—at any rate as far as his brother’s incapacity for management was
+concerned, and the probability of a break-down if things continued as
+they were.
+
+There was no need to do anything harsh or unpleasant, Mrs. William had
+said. After all, what with the capital sums advanced and the really
+absurd arrears of interest, and the interest on those arrears—let her
+husband remember that he very often had to find that himself, when he
+was making new investments, and depending upon the bank—the total must
+be getting close on £18,000.
+
+“Not quite that,” William Maple had answered.
+
+“Well!” Mrs. William had taken him up with a rather sharp sigh, “close
+on it, anyhow! And we can’t afford it—you know we can’t. Besides which,
+as I say, it would be a blessing all round; and there’s no need to do
+anything harsh or unpleasant. You can suggest some arrangement. Henry
+might travel for a bit, on whatever more you could let him have, and we
+might pay him rent for a while and then see what could be done when we
+had room to turn round.”
+
+“Yes,” her husband had answered, “Yes.... Something of that sort could
+be done.... Certainly.”
+
+Something of that sort had occurred to him also, Had it not? Vaguely?
+All but £18,000 was due: allow Henry another £2,000 odd. After all, as
+land now was, £20,000 was a very fair amount to allow for Rackham: if
+anything too much. There was an enormous amount wanted doing to the
+place—he was already beginning to think of it almost as his own. As for
+his wife, she was there in spirit already; ordering the place about,
+renewing it from cellar to roof, and a squire’s wife, as she should be.
+Moreover, she was the good angel of poor Henry, and of his unfortunate
+little son. She was saving them from a terrible future.
+
+William had sat up late that night in his study, getting all the papers
+in order, setting down the main figures in an exceedingly clear and
+plain fashion. The next day, he had invited himself to Rackham, and the
+day after he had driven from the station in the old brougham behind the
+old horse with the old coachman, up the dilapidated drive, to the door
+which had not been painted since the triumphant conquest of the Boer
+Republics, and the nasty slump in Chartereds.
+
+So there William Maple was, on that Sunday evening of August, 1913,
+sitting over brother Henry’s wine and making himself ready for an
+explanation.
+
+“Is that the same port?” he said.
+
+“Yes,” Henry answered, taking up his glass and looking through it at a
+candle.
+
+“I thought it had gone off. Father laid it down the day you got into
+the Eight,” said William.
+
+Henry nodded.
+
+“There is no reason why it should have gone off, though it wasn’t a
+particularly good year. Anyhow, it’s all right still.”
+
+The curtains were not drawn, the big ugly windows of the dining-room
+were open to the warm August night. The mahogany reflected the glass
+ware and the silver. Henry’s eye rested, unseeing, upon the crest the
+fortunate smith and cattle dealer had arranged for, more than a century
+ago. It was a scene unchanged; just what it had been for the last
+thirty years and more, as far back as the two men could remember, save
+for the slightly dingier tint of the walls and the irregular, patchy
+fading of the red damask of the curtains. Other little details William
+now oddly noticed, though Henry could not have told him they were
+there: one of the bell handles had gone from the side of the fire-place
+leaving an iron stump, and poor old helmeted Minerva upon a bracket
+(Italian she had been, and brought over after the French wars) had lost
+the tip of her nose.
+
+The silence could not go on for ever, and William braced himself to
+speak. It was no great effort for him, after all. He had had to do such
+things twenty times before, though never in such surroundings nor with
+the difficulty—slight to him, but still present—of imperilling the
+associations of childhood.
+
+[Illustration: _The brothers at Rackham_]
+
+“Henry,” he said rather too suddenly, “I want to talk to you about
+your own affairs.”
+
+“Yes,” said Henry gently. “Yes ... what?”
+
+He had no particular dread of what was coming; he thought it might be
+another loan, and that would not be unwelcome. There had been another
+little trouble. The water-mill absolutely must be seen to, and he was
+afraid it would cost a good deal. George Barrett, the miller, had
+spoken of it twice.
+
+“Henry,” continued William, “I think the time really has come when we
+must take stock.”
+
+It was not quite what Henry had expected. He looked up rather startled
+and a little bewildered. But he felt the justice of it. After all,
+they had not “taken stock” at all at any time. William took from his
+mouth the end of the cigar he had been smoking and ground it slowly on
+his plate. He felt in his pocket for papers, but thought better of it.
+Looking down at the cloth, so as to avoid his brother’s eye, he said:
+
+“The total amount, Henry, counting the arrears of interest, you know,
+is £17,324 odd.” He paused a minute—“£17,324 ... odd.” Then he pulled
+out a half sheet of paper which he had hesitated at just before, pushed
+his plate aside, spread the figures out before him, and repeated, “Yes,
+£17,324 14s. and 3d.”
+
+What had floated in Henry’s mind for so long was a fixed figure in
+large print—£10,000. And after it—in a sort of blur—something or other
+that might be a few thousand more. £17,324 pulled him up. It was a
+good deal more than he had bargained for. Then he remembered sundry
+odd sums which, after all, he ought to have added to that £10,000.
+There had been the cleaning out of what they called “the Lake” but
+the villagers “the Pond”; and yet—now he remembered it—there had been
+the big subscription which he had thought only right for the building
+of the new bit on to the church. That was years ago and somehow or
+other he had not connected it with the main debt. And then, of course,
+arrears did mount up. After all, 5 per cent. on £10,000 was £500 a
+year, was it not? And there is interest on that interest when it is
+not paid. Yes, it was right enough, no doubt. Such was the course of
+Henry’s rambling mind, before which now stood a new figure, large,
+dominant, £17,324.
+
+“Yes,” he said gently, looking up a little timidly, “yes, William, I am
+sure you’re right. I’ll look up my figures.” He had not an idea where
+they were, nor whether he had them all. “£17,324. I’m sure you are
+right.”
+
+William began scribbling at the paper meaninglessly with the point of a
+little gold pencil he carried on his watch-chain.
+
+“You know, Henry, to tell you the honest truth,” he said, “I could not
+go beyond £20,000. I will be quite plain with you. We have never had
+any secrets from each other. I am not badly off. I don’t say I am. But
+what a man is worth is one thing, and the free money at his disposal
+is another. And Hilda, you know—not that I blame her—but she likes to
+have her house full of people....” He paused.
+
+“Yes,” said Henry gently, “yes, she’s the wife of a rising man. She’s
+quite right.”
+
+“Well, you see,” went on William, with his eyes still averted from his
+brother’s, and scribbling away furiously making circles round and round
+that figure of £17,324, “the fact is, that I can’t help thinking you
+and I might come to an arrangement which would suit both of us....”
+
+“I don’t doubt it, William,” said Henry gently, and with some
+admiration in his voice. He had no idea how these good business men got
+on; he felt about them a little as he had felt about the big boys in
+the Eleven when he had been a little boy at school. “You have always
+been very generous to me, William.”
+
+“I don’t want you to say that, Henry,” said William, decently and
+soberly. “I wish I could have done more. At any rate, there it is. And
+quite honestly, I shall not be able to go beyond £20,000.”
+
+What now stood up in Henry’s mind out of the mist was the fact
+that there was a margin, a margin of well over £2,000, which he
+characteristically put down as “about three.” He was just going to
+suggest something about that margin, and how useful it would be to him,
+when William spoke again.
+
+“Henry,” he said, lowering his voice by a tone or two, and speaking
+more slowly, “I don’t want to seem to be giving advice; but I am more
+used to precise business perhaps than you are; that is inevitable,
+seeing the different kind of life I have had to lead.... But ... I am
+rather afraid that if we do not look out, the next few years might be
+disastrous to you.”
+
+“Oh,” answered his brother uneasily, “things are bound to turn, you
+know. Only this morning I was reading that wheat had gone up another
+2s.—it’s true it’s the time of year for that, but....”
+
+William interrupted him firmly, looking him straight in the face for
+the first time in all his conversation, and bringing his right hand
+firmly down upon the table.
+
+“My dear Henry, _no_,” he said, “_no_. I have seen any amount of this
+kind of thing. Honestly, it can’t go on. It’s your business, of course;
+I don’t want to interfere. But it would relieve me (and I know I am
+doing right in suggesting it) if you would undertake the only form of
+retrenchment you can.”
+
+“What?” said Henry bewildered and alarmed. “Sell the place? William?
+Sell the place? Sell Rackham?”
+
+“Oh, no!” answered William a little wearily, but trying to use a
+soothing tone. “No! No! No! Nothing tragic! But why shouldn’t you
+see that the place is properly kept in good hands, and you yourself
+_travel_? Travel with the boy? You used to like travelling, and it
+would do _him_ all the good in the world, at his age. A gap between the
+Preparatory School and the Public School does no harm, and he is just
+in the years when a boy takes in what he sees. It is astonishing what
+one can save if one travels for a year or two.”
+
+“Travel?” repeated Henry, as though in hesitation. He had loved what
+little travelling he had had when he was young; the word appealed to
+him. But the ties of his own old place suddenly called him back, as did
+the now deep rut of daily habit into which his middle age had fallen.
+
+“I couldn’t bear to let it,” he said sadly, shaking his head. “I
+couldn’t let Rackham. Besides, who would take it? Who would keep it up?”
+
+“My dear fellow, I didn’t suggest that you should let it exactly. I
+have an idea, and I want to put it before you, and I want you to think
+it over really carefully. There’s no hurry. _I_ would look after the
+place. I could be here off and on the whole time, week-ends and what
+not. I have got the means and I should like the job. I am fond of the
+country, you know; and Hilda....”
+
+“Do you mean—_live_ here?” said Henry.
+
+“Well, my dear fellow, only off and on, of course, coming down from
+London. But it would be kept up and cost you nothing, and I would see
+that it was more or less put to rights, you know. It is a good idea.
+And I would set what sum you liked, in reason, as my rent to you
+against your interest as it falls due. And then your farm rentals
+would come to you—at least, they’d be set against the interest also.”
+
+“The rents don’t come to much now,” said Henry gloomily.
+
+“No; but come—it makes a difference. And you know when one is in a
+place one always does something to keep it going and even improve
+it. And, you know, as for the balance, I mean _up_ to £20,000, as I
+said....”
+
+“Yes, yes,” answered his brother, a little shortly. Then he mused.
+William followed up. He rose from his chair and paced the room.
+
+“Look here, Henry,” he said, “the long and the short of it is that
+something must be done, and surely this is the sensible thing to
+do. You know you like it as far as the travelling goes; it would be
+delightful for the boy; and then perhaps when the time comes things
+will have taken a turn for the better.” For it was William now who
+chose to be vague. He was restless, and sat down again, once more
+looking his brother in the face. “I have told you, Henry, and surely
+you must see it, there _must_ be a crash if you don’t look out. Living
+abroad wouldn’t cost you a half—not a third—of what it costs you to
+live here, and I’d take it all over—just for the time; and it will save
+the boy’s schooling as well. There’s everything to be said for it, and
+nothing against it. Come! Think it over.”
+
+There was a very long silence. By the end of it the elder brother had
+taken one of those curiously rapid decisions which the undetermined do
+take when they are brought up suddenly against realities.
+
+He simply said:
+
+“Very well, William.” Then he sighed, and added: “Yes ... I think
+you’re right.”
+
+Another silence followed, during which the younger and more prosperous
+man felt like an exhausted swimmer who touches the shore with his feet.
+His speech was lighter when he resumed.
+
+“Well, I am heartily glad of that, Henry. I thank God for it. I do
+really think it is the best thing. It is obviously the best thing. If
+you had seen what I have seen....”
+
+“Yes, I know,” said Henry gently. “I know.”
+
+“My dear fellow, we see tragedies in my business which....”
+
+“Yes, I know,” said Henry again. “I know.”
+
+“Two years, say, or perhaps three; we could talk about that in good
+time. There’s no sort of hurry.”
+
+“There’s no hurry, of course,” said Henry. “But I would make it this
+autumn. These things had better be done soon if they’re to be done at
+all.”
+
+His tone was not hopeless, nor even cheerless: he knew that he would
+have to face a very sad day, but it was natural in such a man to expect
+an early return of all that he had known.
+
+“I’ll go south,” he said. “It won’t take you long to make out the
+thing in black and white, will it?”
+
+“Oh, we shan’t need anything very formal, letters will do,” said his
+brother. “I tell you what,” he added, “you had better have that balance
+of £20,000 pretty soon, so that you can make all your arrangements
+before you start; and then we’ll draw up some idea of what annual
+balance there may be between the rental and what is due, you know, and
+we’ll estimate the rest of your income—there is still a good wad of
+father’s German Government loan untouched, isn’t there?”
+
+“Yes,” said Henry simply. “I’ve still got that, it’s in the bank at
+Lewes. They never brought in much—I don’t know how much—about £400 I
+think—or £450. I don’t know.”
+
+“Well,” answered William, “it’s only the usual first-class government
+loan rates, but anyhow, German stuff is as safe as gold.”
+
+“Yes,” said Henry.
+
+“You will find the margin ample,” his brother assured him. “Things will
+be all quite simple.” They were beginning to seem quite simple to Henry.
+
+He remembered how cheaply he had travelled in the past, and how he
+had enjoyed the little places and the simple habits. He thought of a
+year of his own boyhood with his own father in Italy just after the
+unification. He began to make pictures in his mind of his boy’s delight
+at the mountains and at the beauties of the new lands.
+
+“Yes, yes,” he said. “It’s the best thing. Write me the letters when
+you choose, and I’ll look over them.”
+
+And that was the way in which Rackham began its fourth transfer—but,
+after all, remained under the same blood.
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER II
+
+
+It was early in the month of June, 1914. Henry Maple was in
+Switzerland, not the tourist Switzerland which he hated, but the
+pleasant southern slopes of the Jura overlooking the plain, with the
+great mountains to the south.
+
+He was happier than he had been for many years—happier even than at
+Rackham. The recent fret of embarrassment, the almost daily shifts and
+worries, were ugly memories already faded. In the early part of the
+year he had gone back to England alone, and found Rackham already so
+nicely set in order by his wealthy brother that he knew not whether to
+be pleased at its renewal or pained at the change. But on the whole he
+was more pleased; for after all, it was more like the Rackham of his
+childhood.
+
+The provision made during the months of his absence had been ample for
+his very few needs. The boy was getting good teaching at Solothurn, and
+learning French and German thoroughly; in the autumn he would go on to
+the Public School his father and his grandfather had gone to; he might
+spend part of the holidays with his uncle, but most (he hoped) here in
+the Jura with himself. For they had grown very close together during
+this little not unpleasant exile, and the lad was coming to have
+something of a hero-worship for a father who was always tender to him,
+always understanding, and seemed to know so very much and to be able to
+show him all that was to be discovered in that new world of travel from
+which they had just settled down. He was spending perhaps a quarter
+of what he had spent in Sussex—he had even saved! And if William had
+punctually paid himself his dues, he had as punctually remitted the
+balance of the rental and dividends to the Bank in Berne.
+
+There came the threat of war and the ultimatum to Servia, but Henry
+Maple had read too much and knew too much of the past to believe that
+war would come.
+
+War came; and the crash had upon this refined, scholarly
+far-too-detached character a strange effect of not unwelcome isolation.
+His vague hopefulness was still permanent; he had never liked the
+Germans; therefore he was sure that they would soon be beaten. He was
+secure where he was, and victory would only be a matter of a few weeks.
+
+The Marne confirmed his judgment. Victory went on being a matter of a
+few weeks. But in the autumn came a letter from William, explaining why
+the next remittance would be considerably smaller than the last. The
+German dividend, of course, had failed. He must not mind if there was
+a certain irregularity in the payments. Everything was at sixes and
+sevens, and it was not at all easy to transfer money; but he could
+manage it. He hoped Henry had saved a little, and that the occasional
+inevitable delays and the necessary diminution of the total would be
+bearable until peace should come—for William agreed it could not be
+long delayed. As for the boy, he had better stay safe where he was—he
+was getting excellent tuition, and it would not be too late to go on to
+his school in England when peace came. He had seen the headmaster and
+it would be all right—a few months wouldn’t matter. And after all, John
+was barely fourteen.
+
+Yes; Henry had saved a little, for the first time in his life (and how
+proud of it he was!). The lessening of income was a nuisance, but it
+hardly meant more than that the saving stopped, and that he had to take
+a little more care of his very modest expenditure. He secretly rejoiced
+at the suggestion that his son would not have to leave him permanently
+just yet, or have to attempt to rejoin him during the holidays under
+the very difficult conditions of war-time. Of course, John would go to
+school a little late, but he comforted himself by remembering that,
+after all, he would have the boy with him so much longer, and that was
+a great delight. The delay postponed for the lad one great advantage,
+but it gained him others. It was a very good thing for a young
+Englishman to have known other countries and other languages well as a
+boy, and things would right themselves somehow.
+
+So it went on through the better part of ’fifteen. Remittances came
+sufficiently often and of sufficient amount to keep things just barely
+going; but no more. Victory was due almost any day—though, it’s true,
+it was getting late. Towards the end of the year Henry Maple began
+to feel he knew not what difference in his gentle vigour and in his
+hopefulness. It was as though the world were losing its taste.
+
+He put it down to the war—but it was not the war. 1916 went by, and
+that internal enemy, whatever it was, took more and more of the man’s
+life. Yet he put it down to nothing but the restrictions and fatigues
+and anxieties of the time. The progress of the disease was slow, his
+son hardly noticed it. To boys of his age a man of over fifty seems
+very old, and that his father should now no longer be able to take the
+long walks he had, or to read quite so long at a time, seemed to him
+nothing but the natural process of age.
+
+So it went on for two years more. Twice Henry had made the resolution
+to get back home to see if—late as it was—the boy couldn’t be got to
+his school. Twice he had abandoned that resolution. The increasing
+difficulties of travel appalled him, and it must be admitted that a
+stronger motive was his clinging to John’s companionship. His brother’s
+urgent appeals to him not to move, the assurance that he was better
+where he was, and sundry hints in the letters, hints which escaped
+the censorship, that England might not be quite secure confirmed his
+lethargy. His increasing weakness did the rest. He would wait till the
+war was over—still confident that it would be over “almost any time
+now,” and over in the right way.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+On the 2nd May, 1918, not for the first time, but hardly for more than
+the second time in Henry Maple’s life, he was pulled up sharply against
+reality. A telegram came from Hilda, saying that William had died
+suddenly—a letter would follow.
+
+The shock fell on a man much nearer death than either he or his child
+had imagined. He went down a further step in the descent out of this
+life. He had been really fond of his brother; too grateful for a
+generosity that had been very much more like an investment; and he was
+bound—as such natures are—by the common memories of childhood.
+
+But there was a good side even to that, and it put some light into the
+mind of the dying man—for dying he now was, though slowly. After all,
+John was the heir. William had died childless. John was the heir: not
+only to dear Rackham and its impoverished fields, but to that solid
+fortune which William had created—always subject, of course, to Hilda’s
+life-rights: that was only just.
+
+Henry honestly admitted to himself that he had never liked Hilda; she
+was too loud for him. He used to say to himself, that she was not quite
+a lady. But he would be just; of course she ought to have the usufruct
+of the greater part as long as she lived. It was only right. Never
+mind: John was the heir. Henry knew of himself, by this time, that he
+was dying: but John was the heir, and all was well. The boy was nearly
+eighteen, they must be thinking of the University soon: the war could
+not go on for ever; and in a way it was a sort of providence, was it
+not, that poor William should have gone when he did? And yet, no, that
+was a thought he must put away. William would have looked after the
+boy, anyhow.... It had better be Oriel. He did not know how Oriel stood
+now, but he had been at Oriel himself, and that was reason enough.
+Oriel it should be. He had everything arranged.
+
+He made no doubt at all as to what William’s will would be, though he
+had been too delicate to discuss it with him those five years before,
+when they had last met; it would be the normal will of an enriched,
+childless younger son standing thus in a landed family; there would be
+the life interest for Hilda—perhaps large—but the rest of the income
+would accumulate for the boy until he was of age; and meanwhile there
+would be an allowance for his education. Perhaps Hilda would be made
+guardian; he would regret it, but he did not mind. He could not think
+long on these things: he could not concentrate. He awaited the papers.
+
+Instead of the papers, only a couple of rare letters came through
+from his sister-in-law, but all that late summer of 1918 went by,
+with the war now at last manifestly closing, the turn of the tide,
+the Armistice. At the end of the year Hilda herself, too soon after a
+message announcing her coming, was in the sick man’s room.
+
+She stayed exactly two days in the little house on the slope of the
+Jura, just gracious to her nephew, just sufficiently affectionate to
+her brother-in-law, and no more. Mrs. William Maple was a business
+woman, and she had come to talk business.
+
+And the business was this. William Maple had left everything to her
+absolutely. That was the first point. Yes? (putting up her hand) surely
+he did not suspect her? She would do her duty, and she knew what her
+duty was. But so far as the legal terms of the will went, there it was.
+That was how it stood. It was not her doing. She had known nothing
+about it till it was read. Henry must remember it was her husband’s
+money, and, for her part, she thought he had done rightly.
+
+So much for that. Now about Rackham.
+
+She changed her tone somewhat when she came to this. She was not
+exactly ashamed, but she was just a trifle embarrassed. She owed it
+to herself to do what she had to do, but she did not like doing it.
+However, these things have to be done, and she was as brief as she was
+clear.
+
+Rackham was gone; hopelessly gone; William had spared his brother the
+worry of too much detail. He had very generously provided much more,
+really, than the difference between the rents and the interest could
+possibly have covered; she had all the papers in due order, and she
+had brought with her the accountancy document with a mass of other
+papers, which her sick brother-in-law had neither the energy nor the
+clearness of mind to follow. He listened patiently as she spoke—yet not
+despairingly. He still had something of that hopefulness in him which
+had been at once the curse and the alleviation of his not unhappy but
+most unfortunate life: for such men trouble rather their descendants
+than themselves.
+
+Hilda made the position plain enough. If she had been—what she thanked
+God she was not—a cold, calculating sort of person, there would have
+been nothing for it but to sell Rackham; it was not entailed, and even
+so, she would have lost thousands on the deal. But she was not like
+that. She assured him she was not like that. She was willing to lose
+and to take Rackham over as it stood in cancellation of all debts. She
+was glad to make the sacrifice. She would not dream of disturbing his
+illness with pressure of any kind. A will of his in her favour was one
+way. If he disliked that, she wished to be generous; she would make it
+a purchase. She would accept it against the debt.
+
+Henry heard her, and he saw no way out.
+
+“You will do the right thing by the boy,” he said. “He’s the only
+child. Hilda, you will do the right thing, of course?”
+
+She assured him of that; but what the right thing meant was left vague,
+as everything had been left vague in Henry Maple’s life. It mattered
+little anyhow, she thought; Rackham was hers to dispose of, and there
+was still long life before her. The right thing by the boy meant, let
+it be hoped, some regard for his proper upbringing: then, of course, he
+would stand somehow vaguely at Rackham, so long as Rackham was their
+home, as the heir. So let it stand at that.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+When the end came (it was the foul winter of ’19 that killed him) it
+came rapidly enough. But just before that end Henry Maple rallied
+singularly in intelligence and decision. It was like that little return
+of the flood in certain heavens before the final ebb. It was as though
+he had a task to perform.
+
+Such men postpone: but now there could be no postponement. He spoke to
+the boy.
+
+“John,” he said, “you know that I have been very ill, and you have
+seen me getting worse.” He looked at the tall boy—the tall young man,
+he seemed, for the first time, in his father’s eyes; strong in
+his eighteen years—and understood how true it is that children are a
+mitigation of the memory of death. Something far stronger than his own
+youth was there: as tender, but more sturdy, and (he secretly hoped)
+more obstinate.
+
+[Illustration: _Aunt Hilda settling everything_]
+
+“Yes, Papa,” said John. He took his father’s hand where it lay upon the
+rug of the invalid chair, as a woman might have done. “But you will get
+better.”
+
+Henry Maple slightly shook his head.
+
+“I have not told you—I have not allowed any of these good people here
+to tell you—the doctor was quite right; he knew all about it from the
+beginning, and he tells me that it is coming to the end.”
+
+For the first time in his young life John Maple felt that shock of
+emotion which suddenly whitens the face, and he knew that his heart
+had stopped beating for the moment. He could not prevent a convulsive
+clutch at his father’s hand. The old man looked at him with all the
+affection of the past in his eyes.
+
+“Sometimes, John dear,” he said, “I think I have not given you a fair
+chance. Then I say to myself that, after all, it was the war, and we
+were wiser to stay where we were. It has been very happy here.”
+
+“It has, Papa,” said John.
+
+“You have not been lonely, boy?”
+
+“Never,” answered John, truthfully enough. “I like our friends here,
+and the two Englishmen as much as any. Charles is going to Oxford next
+term....” Then he stopped abruptly. It was amazing to him that he had
+forgotten in those few words the blow that had fallen, and suddenly, in
+spite of himself, he began to cry. His father stroked his hand.
+
+“It does no harm to cry, boy. It’s all the better. You will feel it
+less later. It had to come. But I have a great deal to tell you. You
+know we have become much poorer?”
+
+“Well, yes, of course, Papa. I don’t know much about these things, but
+we have lacked nothing.”
+
+“No, dear boy, but it is not Rackham. Do you remember Rackham well? You
+must—you were over thirteen, and big for your age, when you left it.”
+
+“Yes, Papa,” said John, still sobbing. “I remember Rackham!”
+
+“Well, John, it is very difficult to say, but I will try and say it.
+Technically—legally—I suppose that is the right word—Rackham is not
+mine any more.”
+
+The boy looked bewildered. That Rackham had been theirs, his father’s,
+and his father’s father’s, and so on, and would be his in his turn,
+this was a thing he had taken for granted as part of the universe. That
+idea had no connotation of wealth in his mind. It was the very stuff
+of his thoughts. The Maples and Rackham were one thing.
+
+“It could not be helped. I did my best. You know, land went to
+pieces.... Your uncle was very generous; he was, really. We should not
+have been here, even, but for him. Honestly, John, your Aunt Hilda has
+been generous too. I can’t deny that.”
+
+“What do you mean by generous, Papa?” said the young man, a little
+hardly.
+
+“Why, my dear,” the other answered, sighing, “I owed her husband, and
+therefore I owed her, after her husband died, more than I could pay;
+more than there was anywhere. There was a German investment of your
+grandfather’s—did you know that?”
+
+“No, Papa.”
+
+“Well, it’s gone, of course. I lost it by your uncle’s advice; he said
+it was as safe as gold; but after all, he could not tell. No one could
+tell.”
+
+“Papa,” said John Maple, asking a question of this sort for the first
+time in his life, prompted by he knew not what odd premonition of the
+future, “what was the sum owed? How much was the money claimed? How
+much would be needed to...?”
+
+His father looked at him with a long look.
+
+“You’re thinking of getting Rackham back?”
+
+“Oh, no, Papa,” he said, startled. He had no conception of such
+powers. He could not even imagine himself earning. “I only wondered.”
+
+“Well, well,” said Henry Maple, falling back into his vagueness, “your
+aunt will do the right thing. When I am gone, John, go straight back to
+her.... You want to know ... what the sum was?”
+
+“Oh, it doesn’t matter,” said John. But something fierce in his voice
+belied the words.
+
+“My dear boy, it is easily told. The first sum, you know, the actual
+sum, I don’t mean the interest—was £10,000. One bit after another ...
+it began during those bad years ... I saw corn sold at Lewes market
+for 10s. a sack.... Anyhow, your uncle was really generous. He was,
+indeed. He never pressed and the interest ran, without his ever saying
+a word about it.... And then, at the end, when what with that, and some
+expenses or other ...” he hesitated, as though his memory was working
+ill ... “oh, yes, on the church, you know. Well, it wasn’t £20,000....
+But your uncle was generous, boy, do believe it. He gave me the balance
+making it up to £20,000. That is what we have had over and above some
+of the rentals since we have been here.... There will be £300 or £400
+for you to take in the bank when....” He would not say the words.
+
+“It was £20,000 altogether?” said John.
+
+“Yes,” said his father. “But, you know, when your aunt came she had all
+the papers in order, and there’s no denying she had a right to a lot
+more than that.”
+
+The son was silent: he was growing older with every moment of this.
+
+“_She_ was just, too, John, believe me. They kept the place very well.
+It looked twice what it had been, though a little strange ... when I
+went back there.... Anyhow, it’s hers now.”
+
+“Hers?” said John. “Oh, don’t bother, Papa. Don’t trouble. I ought not
+to have asked you.”
+
+“Yes, dear boy, it had to be. Strictly, she could have made me sell.
+But in her odd way she’s generous too, I think. Though I can’t pretend
+that I ever....” He would not complete the sentence. But from that
+moment the boy had an unpleasing image of the woman in his heart.
+
+“It was her right, John, and she’ll do the right thing by you. She has
+no children, and it’s bound to come to you. And, you know, you are to
+go to Oriel? She’ll see to that. I make no doubt she’ll see to that.
+Settle it with her. And your allowance, my dear boy ... and....”
+
+He ceased, under a sudden spasm of extreme fatigue.
+
+“I must stop now, boy.”
+
+His son kissed him upon the forehead, and thought it oddly cold.
+
+“It’s late,” the father added, almost in a whisper. “Tell Marie to come
+up. I’ll get to bed.”
+
+And next morning young John Maple, waking late, alarmed that his father
+had not rung, went to his door, and knocked, and heard no answer. That
+father was dead.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The English friends in the place told the lonely boy what he should
+do, but he was already almost competent to act. Cut off though he
+had been from the life of his kind, he had a singularly mature power
+of decision, and it was nerved now by a strange, tenacious feeling
+in which, as in a composite picture, were inextricably entwined the
+beloved memory of the face which he would never see again for ever
+(every detail of the funeral remained vivid all his life)—a profound
+sense of wrong done him, and a vague, quite formless, but astonishingly
+strong intention of _action_—what action he knew not, nor how it should
+be performed, nor where. Even in one so young, sudden and overwhelming
+grief adds to the vividness of life intolerably. By so much as he
+dwelt—more than in real experience itself—upon his father’s voice,
+gesture, everything—by so much was he acutely, violently sensitive to
+harsh alien things.
+
+His aunt had not come out for the funeral. She seemed to show an
+intolerable indifference. Bad as the immediate post-war conditions
+were, it was inexcusable. The letter he had received from her struck
+him like ice; though that woman had never written unkindly in her life,
+yet also she had never written kindly. The journey home in those
+strange, interrupted days of the spring of ’19, with the delays and
+the broken glass in the carriages and the sleepless nights, felt like
+an approach to some doom. What would it be like? What would Rackham
+be like? What would it have become? He had a fairly clear memory
+of the place, though he had not seen it since he was a child—for
+five-and-a-half years. His father had told him very vaguely and in a
+few sentences that it “looked twice what it had been”; but he evidently
+did not like to dwell on any description. He had pictured to himself
+one or two consolations—meeting again with Corton, the old butler, and
+the rest of them—he supposed they were all still there—the familiar odd
+disjointed front of the house, half brick, half timber; the rank grass,
+the neglected field beyond the rusty iron palings, the ill-kept lawn
+which were for him not decay, but Home.
+
+His first shock was at the station.
+
+It was not the old brougham that met him, the old horse that he
+remembered; it was a car, too smart for such a place; and the driver,
+of all things in the world, a Frenchman, demobilised and (by some
+strange snobbery of his aunt’s) smuggled in: imported by the favour of
+some Parliamentarian friend of hers.
+
+The drive was too short. The old ramshackle lodge was gone, and there
+was, in its place, a Queen Anne cottage of the worst type. The drive
+was twice as broad as in the old days. The gravel of it clean and new.
+Then, at a turn, in a moment—the evening still light—he saw Rackham.
+
+But was it Rackham? The front was all timber now. And no one could say
+whether it was all new or all old. It seemed new, made falsely old. The
+windows were old-new, anyhow, for they were criss-cross lattice. It
+made him think of the few times he had seen stage scenery, when he had
+gone with his father into Berne to the play.
+
+Corton was there when the door opened. And for the first time in
+so many days he rejoiced a moment in the warmth of the old man’s
+greeting—but in what surroundings!
+
+The old hall had gone; the next room had been knocked into it. He could
+have believed it the lounge of an hotel for its garishness. There were
+strange beams, artificially rough and artificially darkened. There were
+pictures on the wall which he had never known. All looked new, most
+abominably aping age.
+
+He was in an ill mood by the time his aunt received him. But that first
+evening things went quietly enough. She did her best—it was a poor
+best, but she could do no better. She was precise, she was worldly, she
+could not bear things to be casual and unfixed; and she was (wrongly)
+convinced that the boy before her was but a repetition of his father—of
+whose goodness she had felt nothing, for whose vagueness and slackness
+she had had all the contempt of her kind.
+
+I say, it was a poor best; and for a week—she thought it well to allow
+a little time before any business should be talked—the tension grew.
+
+The breaking-point came one evening after dinner in the
+drawing-room—furnished after some antique fashion which John could not
+understand and hated—when Hilda Maple, in a tone which seemed to him
+rather like the commands of an official than converse with one’s kind,
+began to give him her plans for his future. He was to have so much—not
+an insufficient allowance—paid thus and thus; he must account for it.
+She had seen the authorities at Oriel and the rooms he would have. She
+approved of the rooms. Perhaps she would have preferred Christ Church,
+but it was his poor, dear father’s wish (she said that as though his
+father’s wish was necessarily less worthy than her own—after all, poor
+Henry had been at Oriel, hadn’t he?).
+
+John made no answer. He listened with increasing anger in his heart.
+
+“They wanted you to read history,” she said, “but I said you would
+rather read law. You would, I know. Your uncle would have said that. He
+always said that he wished he had read law himself at the University.
+He said that it would have saved him three years. And you know, John,
+you will have to have a profession.”
+
+John sat up in his chair and leaned forward slowly towards the April
+fire.
+
+“I shall not go to Oxford. I shall find some trade,” he said, in a
+slow, determined voice.
+
+“What do you mean?” answered his aunt sharply.
+
+“What I say,” answered her nephew.
+
+It was not a courteous beginning in her ears, for she felt she was
+being enormously kind. After all, she owed him nothing; it was the
+other way round; she had lost by him and his.
+
+“What you say?” she cried, almost angrily. “What you say? I don’t
+understand you!”
+
+“I have got £352 left, Aunt Hilda,” he said, still refusing to meet her
+eyes and looking straight into the fire.
+
+“Well?” said she.
+
+“It’s enough to turn round on,” he continued.
+
+“Good heavens, boy! Do you understand that you’re not yet nineteen?
+D’you think you are of age? What can one do with three ... really, I
+don’t understand what you mean!”
+
+But in that young mind a very firm determination was growing up. He
+knew nothing whatever of the world. But he was prepared to learn it,
+and to learn it alone, as soon as might be. He said no more. She
+questioned, she spoke so strongly that with a woman less careful of
+herself there would have been a storm. But she got no more out of him.
+
+There followed two days in which neither said much. Hilda Maple did not
+reproach herself, but she was a little anxious. She thought herself
+capable of any situation: but this was new. On the third day John told
+her of his determination.
+
+He was going to London. He would give her his address the moment he had
+one; he begged her to let him be. He was sure of himself.
+
+There passed rapidly through his aunt’s mind the alternatives before
+her, and before him. She saw them clearly, as was her talent, and she
+made the decision, which was perhaps the only one she could have made.
+
+He might go. She would not oppose his going. She was still determined
+to do her duty in so far as he would meet her—she had a strong sense
+of that—there was nothing petulant about the woman, nor any danger
+of sudden moods; she had the virtues of the worldly, and their kind
+of strength. It was a simple issue—either to use the law—which would
+be odious, and would mean a permanent breach in little more than two
+years’ time (for she rightly guessed the obstinacy of that deep-voiced,
+clear-cut, sturdy figure) or simply to let him run the length of his
+tether. She prophesied no disaster; she had the judgment to think that
+upon the whole there would be none; though there was a hidden sneer in
+her mind as she thought of what occupations this pig-headedness might
+drive him to. She told him there would always be a home there when he
+needed it; at heart she felt relieved of a burden.
+
+John, on his side, felt a weight lifted too. And young as he was, he
+moderated.
+
+“I certainly don’t want to quarrel, Aunt Hilda,” he said. “And I cannot
+help telling you that I am grateful to you. You see, when I have made
+up my mind——” he talked like one ten years older, and anyone with
+a better sense of humour than Hilda Maple could hardly have helped
+smiling—“when I have made up my mind—I can’t even think of myself as
+changing.”
+
+So it was settled. They agreed for a fortnight’s interval in which he
+should meet his father’s friends of the neighbourhood, and take some
+advice as to where he might get rooms in town—as to what he should look
+for then.
+
+John Maple saw and heard and learnt much in that fortnight; and all
+he saw and learnt and heard further hardened him in his anger and his
+resolve.
+
+For one thing, he discovered the odious word Catchings. It seems
+that Rackham had been rebaptised “Rackham Catchings.” Disgusting
+black-letter buffoonery!
+
+He had first come across it in the village shop, where the young man
+with whom he had played as a boy was all obsequiousness to the heir of
+such wealth, and had said, bowing and smirking, over a parcel, “Shall I
+send it up to the Catchings?”
+
+“To what?” John had said sharply.
+
+“To the Catchings, sir—Rackham Catchings? Your house, sir; leastways,
+Mrs. Maple’s house.”
+
+“Oh,” John had answered. “Yes, Rackham, of course. Where else should
+you send it?” And he had turned abruptly out of the familiar door.
+
+After that he noticed the odious thing in the address of letters
+arriving. On the first day he had occasion to write a note he found
+it on the paper heading. He saw in the _County News_ that some show
+or other was to be opened a fortnight hence by Mrs. Maple of Rackham
+Catchings. He was beginning to get it on the brain.
+
+And certainly there had been plenty of Catchings added to Rackham. To
+his mind, in those few days during which he still lingered, the new
+sham timbered front was the Catchings and the beastly sham panelling
+and sham beams of the new rooms, and the odious antique furniture, and
+the silly Wardour Street pictures deliberately darkened—all these were
+the Catchings. He went over them one by one, listing them in his mind,
+and grimly delighted in the coming luxury, distant or near, of tearing
+them out by the roots like a lot of bad teeth.
+
+It was a state of things that did not make for better relations, though
+John was careful to keep off any questions on the novelties, even on
+the absurd novel name. He would learn its origin in due time. Meanwhile
+upon anything that mattered he was stubbornly silent, and sufficiently
+talkative on things that did not.
+
+Aunt Hilda played her part well enough, determined as he was, and
+successful as he was, in preventing an open quarrel. On the day when
+she bade him good-bye at the door, and made him promise to write and
+to return often to visit her, she rejoiced that she had not broken her
+word to the dead man. She had done her best. And if anything went wrong
+with John, why she was always there to help. But there is no denying
+that she was relieved.
+
+As for John, though he had left Rackham silent, he had fallen into a
+new mood as the train approached London. Her friends and his father’s
+had given him introductions and he had been told of good and reasonable
+lodgings; and he had those few hundreds and scores of pounds in his
+pocket, which are a fortune on the threshold of one’s twentieth year.
+
+But quite unchanged in his heart as he travelled still stood the image
+of the old Rackham, the real Rackham. And those hurried facts which his
+father had passed over as though they were too painful for him—sums of
+money: the real sum owed—£10,000, or say £12,000, £13,000 at the very
+most—yet £20,000 claimed. Well, £20,000 it legally was and £20,000 he
+would adhere to.
+
+That £20,000 he would find, make, somehow, somewhere.
+
+At his age £20,000 is like a million, but at his age, also, a million
+may be found, made, somehow—somewhere. That £20,000 hardened in his
+soul and became the permanent furniture of it.
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER III
+
+
+How young people fall on their legs no one knows—least of all
+themselves: no more than cats thrown off a roof. Those who have gone
+out into the world on their own before they were twenty know that it
+happens, and that is all they can say.
+
+It happened to John Maple. He went through the string of those
+adventures which all such lads go through, indifferent to the squalor
+because he was too young; delighted with the uncertainty, and buoyed
+up by the novelty of his life. It happened to him also (as it happens
+to all such) that he was never cut off from his equals in real life as
+such are cut off in melodrama. There was nothing about not darkening
+doors again, or shaking dust off feet. He went down often enough to
+Aunt Hilda’s (thinking himself a noble fellow enough for tolerating
+Rackham). He made better and better friends with Corton, who always
+thought of him as the only true Maple. He met his aunt’s friends. His
+father’s old acquaintances looked him up, and asked him out in London.
+If you had taken a couple of weeks out of the boy’s life and followed
+it hour by hour, you would have found such a mosaic as only an early
+experience of that strange kind knows—there are plenty of us alive
+to-day who have known it and can remember it. John Maple came to know
+them all.
+
+Lodgings chosen for their peculiarity, their isolation; a single bare
+room overlooking London from the height of an old building; a basement;
+a dusty studio; one changed for another. Odd acquaintances from the
+most different sorts of worlds. Broken-down actors, young men trying
+to find work, and trying to forget the time when they were soldiers.
+Pompous hosts in huge great mausoleums of houses (bad speculations on
+the Crown property at Kensington—white elephants). Dull Bohemian nights
+in Chelsea. Much more interesting revolutionary nights sandwiched
+between foreign and domestic spies in reeking cellars off Houndsditch.
+One or two really interesting parties in the houses of such people, for
+instance, as Charles Baker, who had been his father’s friend for years
+before the exile, and who was still in Parliament and still ridiculing
+it, but whose real point was that he could paint; or tea with another
+friend of his father’s of very many years’ standing, Lady Pattle,
+the widow of the Admiralty Judge. There he met everybody—and there,
+incidentally, he met Bo.
+
+Lady Pattle liked pretty well everything, but if she liked one thing
+more than another it was people who could talk crisply and dress
+crisply. She liked them best when they were least English, and she
+liked them best of all when they were American.
+
+Now God in His providence had at this very moment provided for Lady
+Pattle, and for England, precisely what was most needed in this line.
+
+Hamilcar Hellup had not begun life upon a few copper coins, still less
+had he walked as a barefoot child into New York, because he could not
+afford to ride. He had been born of a very good family—that is to say,
+of a family that had plenty of lineage (ten generations of it since
+the first settlers); moderate in fortune; once Puritan, now atheist,
+in religion. He had been brought up with the other lads of the village
+under that fine tradition of social equality which for so long was,
+and still is, in unspoiled places, the tradition of the United States.
+He had made a large fortune without selling any material objects that
+anyone had ever seen, dealing shrewdly in paper. He had never cheated
+anyone, to his knowledge. What is far more remarkable, very few people
+had cheated him; or, at any rate, very few with impunity.
+
+His delight was to escape from New York and return at too brief
+intervals to the place of his birth: and there his confidant was a
+playmate who had remained poor and cunning on the soil, one Hiram Jake.
+Hiram Jake remained in Hamilcar Hellup’s vision the symbol of his own
+people, and years later, when he stole back home on brief escapes from
+England, to talk of Mayfair to Hiram Jake over the broken fence of
+that citizen’s lot was cold water in the desert to the millionaire.
+
+When he was a little over fifty he became a widower, and was left with
+an only child, a girl called Isabeau, then twelve years old, and to
+enjoy, at eighteen, yet another fortune from her mother. His whole life
+changed. He gave up the accumulation of further wealth—and therein was
+wise, for he had an enormous lump of it. He came over to Europe with
+his daughter. First he travelled with her to many places he himself had
+seen in his former journeys; then he put her back into a school in his
+own country; his wife would have wished it.
+
+While Isabeau was thus growing up American, her father, fully
+realising, what he had known at the back of his mind since first he had
+seen the country, that England was the place where rich men should come
+to die, made his arrangements to settle here.
+
+Nearly seven years had passed since then, and Isabeau, whose name had
+very naturally contracted into Bo, was on the point of coming back to
+England, when Hamilcar Hellup (he had been Hamilcar J., but he had
+dropped the J.—wherein again he was wise) was first pestered by our
+hungry politicians to pay them money for a peerage.
+
+Now Hamilcar, being an American, knew all about such things. The Press
+of his native country had told him far more about English politics than
+our own Press ever tells Balham or Tooting. He knew all about the
+politicians, with their tongues hanging out for money—and he preferred
+to keep his money to himself. Therefore had Hamilcar been standing on
+guard, like a wicket keeper with the gloves on, for now some years:
+ready to catch each attack on his purse and throw it back. Hitherto he
+had succeeded. Of the last begging interviews, two had been attempted
+by a tout of the Prime Minister of the day, very clumsily done, without
+a proper introduction; the fellow simply rang the bell and sent in a
+card. He was shown out; or, as Hamilcar put it, thrown into the street.
+But appetite in politicians is over-mastering, and Hamilcar’s wealth
+was notorious, illustrious, quite unconcealed.
+
+[Illustration: _Neighbour Hellup and Neighbour Jake_]
+
+The next attack was delivered in his club. It was delivered by an old
+gentleman who had bothered him about a lot of other things. This cadger
+was (to change the metaphor) deftly cut through the slips. But the
+third attack came, only two days later, in the shape of a florid young
+man in the Government, with whom he got on like a house on fire. It was
+quite late in the evening during a party in Merton Street, when his
+under-secretary suddenly asked him whether he would meet yet another
+politician at lunch next day. Hellup very foolishly consented; and
+there suffered a most brutal hammering, a torture of direct insistence
+that he should pay. But there was plenty of hard wood in Hamilcar
+Hellup, and he stood firm. There was nothing doing.
+
+What did the trick was Lady Pattle. Lady Pattle had got to know him
+just after he had landed. She was a dab at that sort of thing, and she
+had managed it sideways, getting him kidnapped to tea in her house
+under the guard of her niece and a Lord Chancellor in a large motor.
+She had him by the Christian name within a year. She was not for
+hurrying things. He was taking her advice during all the second year,
+and still more during all the third year; and he had rarely found it
+wrong. Lady Pattle it was who told him quite solemnly, after now six
+years of acquaintance, that he ought to buy. Lady Pattle it was who
+broke down that iron resolve and made Hamilcar Hellup a peer. No other:
+Peggy, Lady Pattle.
+
+Let me cast no suspicion on that honoured name. She took no commission.
+She had been specially urged by no one. It was principally from
+Hamilcar himself that she had learnt how he had set his teeth, and was
+becoming obstinately proud as well as amused in turning the politicians
+down. She desired to do only what might be good for him, for she was
+really fond of him—and she advised him to yield. Her arguments were
+sound. The Prime Minister was asking nothing exorbitant. A dozen new
+peers had paid him from twice to ten times as much. Hamilcar was
+very rich, and he would not feel it. It was not as if he had run
+after them; they had run after him; and really a peerage was a solid
+advantage—especially for an American.
+
+“Not Home,” was Hamilcar’s comment; and Lady Pattle had answered
+sharply, “No, but you are not living at home.” Whereat Hamilcar had
+sighed, for it was true. And in his heart he longed for the wooden
+houses and Jake, the playmate of his boyhood, and to see the smoke
+rising from his own land, and after that to die.
+
+“It is not,” she said, “as though you had a boy to take it on after
+you. That would be a nuisance. But it will certainly help Bo. She’d
+like it. She’s been too young so far to know what it means; but
+she’d like it now. And it’s great fun, remember. You go and hear the
+debates and if you like you can join in. Anybody can. Then, it helps
+you abroad: on the Riviera especially, and in Paris too. Still. Even
+to-day. It won’t last, but be an English peer while it lasts.”
+
+“Raises prices?” said Hamilcar.
+
+She shook her head.
+
+“Not at the kind of places you go to. They couldn’t raise them.”
+
+What clinched the matter—nothing less would have convinced him—was the
+battery she brought up at the end of this memorable conversation.
+
+“If you don’t pay that little bounder off and have done with it, you’ll
+be plagued for the rest of your life. He’s worse in opposition than
+in office,” she had said. What that meant Hamilcar Hellup hardly
+understood; but he understood well enough the wisdom of cutting worry.
+And that very week he bought the peerage. One thing, however, he stuck
+to; he would not change his name. They tried hard to make him, but
+he was adamant. The Hellups had been Hellups too long to change, and
+Hellup he remained.
+
+Therefore, when Bo came over from her school, and when Lady Pattle
+presented her at Court, and when, with her straightforwardness and
+beauty and (to be quite just) her hardness, she had duly impressed
+herself upon London, she was the Honourable Isabeau Hellup. Why she was
+not Lady Isabeau Hellup was explained to her, and she was reluctant to
+accept the explanation. Then did she begin with a great verve a career
+of conquest; and her father was prouder of her than of any deal he had
+ever made in his life: not excepting the original great Paramount Paper
+Merger, in the year ’95.
+
+Bo had armed herself, as must every woman who proposes to conquer, with
+a dog—by name Lovey-Lad, by nature swift and terrible, strong to seize
+and to tear, strong also to growl, and of the bulldog breed. He became,
+in the few hundreds of newspaper pictures which appeared on both sides
+of the Atlantic, her cognitive sign, as is the Lion that of St. Jerome,
+the Dog that of St. Roch, the Eagle that of Jupiter and St. John,
+and an open Bible spread under the left hand that of the late Queen
+Victoria at a certain epoch of her reign.
+
+[Illustration: “_Our younger hostesses_”
+
+_Pleasing sketch of the Honble. Isabeau Hellup with her dog Lovey-Lad;
+from the pencil of Mr. Louth and appearing (syndicated) throughout the
+Press of England and America_]
+
+All guessed—some had arranged—whom Bo was to capture. There were
+titles in the list—the more knowing ones had particularly good foreign
+titles to put forward. There were also great untitled lumps of money,
+still knocking about unmarried. There were even a few of the minor
+Exalted Personages. Lady Pattle herself, though she was no fool, could
+not help, being a hostess and a woman, having fixed plans of her own.
+She had settled on and pinned down and labelled young Lord Ockley,
+because he had no money, because he was nice, and because she knew him:
+three very good reasons.
+
+But these good people reckoned without the Hellup blood, which was
+good, tested stuff; they had reckoned without its particular qualities
+in Bo; above all had they fatally reckoned without the Bow and Quiver
+of the Little God—the Unconquered in Battle—who perpetually scatters
+the arrangements of possessing men, and falls like a bolt into the
+midst of riches.
+
+It had amused the Little God to bring Bo up against John Maple, and
+John Maple up against Bo. It had amused him to shoot at them both;
+first from a distance, to try his bow; then good and hard at short
+range. They were already quite certain each of the other, before either
+of them was quite certain who the other was. They were both married in
+heaven—or whatever the process is—I mean, they had both known about
+each other from all eternity, while Bo still had no more definite
+knowledge of John than that somehow or other he was connected with
+“that Mrs. Maple,” and was perhaps vaguely the heir to a Manor House
+somewhere or other, with English lawns and oaks, and all the rest of
+it: no title—at least, she thought no title. She had not yet thought
+much one way or the other about anything connected with him, except
+that she knew his soul as she knew her own: and liked it more.
+
+As for John, he knew she was the daughter of one of these American
+lords, and he did not honestly try to distinguish between them. But
+he had liked her father. He liked the crispness, the exceedingly
+well-brushed close short white hair; the equally well-groomed short
+white moustache; the humorous, keen eyes and all the rest that goes
+with the type. He liked the short sentences, the lively metaphor,
+and he liked the man’s certitude in himself. It was as well. For
+considering how fiercely John Maple loved that tall infant he might
+have hated the rival affection even of her father. And considering how
+much Lord Hellup doted on his daughter, he might most furiously have
+disliked anyone else claiming her.
+
+That Bo had a great fortune was present in John’s mind, but occupied
+no place there. It is often like that. He knew her fortune was there,
+as one knows that a big cloud is in the sky. It did not occupy his
+thoughts as being anything prominent, still less as having any
+effects. For remember, he was still very young. If he had thought of it
+at all it would have worried him, I fear. But he did not think of it.
+
+In the adventures of John Maple there had been one very simple motive
+running through, which was to earn a living: though he put it to
+himself not as earning a living, but as earning, making—_getting_,
+anyhow—a certain fixed sum of money, to wit, £20,000, wherewith to buy
+back Rackham.
+
+Aunt Hilda had, in the interval since John had come up to town to make
+his way, gone from bad to worse. It wasn’t enough for her to call the
+old place Rackham Catchings; she sometimes used “Catchings” by itself.
+And when John protested against _that_ innovation (as he had done
+on one of his last visits) she had poured out a torrent of horrible
+antiquarian stuff which she had got from an archæological society, and
+which boiled down to this: that once, in one of the older title deeds,
+the word “Catchings” appeared; it seemed to have been used for some
+part or other of the estate. She was proud to add that they had also
+found a certain Sir Harry Murtenshaw mentioned in a letter (undated,
+but in a handwriting of the sixteenth century), and that in this
+same letter there was mention of a Catchings. It was true this last
+Catchings was in Norfolk; but that didn’t trouble Aunt Hilda. She had
+already established her legend. The true name of Rackham was Rackham
+Catchings, or even Catchings alone; and it had descended to the Maples
+and so to herself diversely, by heiresses and marriage, from Sir Harry
+Murtenshaw, Knight; a courtier of Gloriana’s, a jewel in the crown of
+the Virgin Queen, an Elizabethan.
+
+With John’s movements among the rich Aunt Hilda was insufficiently
+acquainted. She kept in touch with him, and she was vaguely pleased
+to know that whatever tricks he was playing in private to make a
+living—and on these she did not yet inquire—he was at any rate, to the
+world, her nephew and his father’s son. If he appeared to be living in
+London instead of in Sussex, she liked to have it put down to his—or
+rather her—opulence. And if he had to refuse many engagements, if he
+mysteriously disappeared for days at a time, why, that was again a
+proof of his ample leisure and power to choose his own recreations.
+She knew, of course, and she half envied, the way in which she heard
+him talked about, though it annoyed her more than it pleased her when,
+in that world which had been his father’s, they asked her (as they
+often did) whether she were not a cousin. For the truth is, that Aunt
+Hilda did not know the rich as well as John did. Still, there were few
+whom John knew and whom Aunt Hilda had not at least heard of: not many
+houses where John was intimate and she had not at least called. She
+addressed Lady Pattle by her Christian name, and had more than once
+been called Hilda in return. Two warm friendships Mrs. Maple had made
+in that world—one with Lord Hellup, who quite frankly admired her;
+one with a certain Lord Mere de Beaurivage—or rather, with his wife,
+Amathea, whom she had piloted through many straits and narrows. For the
+wife of Lord Mere de Beaurivage had to learn the intricacies of high
+life rather late, as indeed had her worthy husband. Fortune had come
+upon him with horrible rapidity, like a shell, after his fiftieth year.
+It was not till the first war Coalition Government that he had appeared
+as Sir George Huggins. It was not till the second war administration
+that he had come—by the usual cheque—to adorn the House of Lords. His
+creation dated some months before Lord Hellup’s. He was senior to Lord
+Hellup in the proud hierarchy of our nobility: senior by half a year.
+
+Though Aunt Hilda could not but revere her dear Amathea’s husband
+and have a strong attachment for Hamilcar Hellup, neither of these
+noblemen, with wife or daughter, had happened to be at Rackham on
+the same occasions as her nephew. She had learnt in roundabout ways
+that the Hellups knew John and liked him, though she had not a
+suspicion of the growing affair with Bo. As for Lord and Lady Mere de
+Beaurivage—either they had not come across the young man at all in the
+Great World, or if they had, they had forgotten it: he was no apparent
+help to climbing folk. To put it in Lady Mere de Beaurivage’s simple
+English phrase, when Hilda had cast out a feeler about it, “Your nevvy?
+Not as I knows of, Ilda dear. But there, bless you! faces I knows,
+but names I disremember.” Or as his lordship had put it with equal
+simplicity, “John Miple? Wot? Sime nime as yer own? Not as I can call
+to mind. But lor! There’s so many of ’em!” A sound judgment.
+
+Such was the ambiguous situation—John on the fringes of Aunt Hilda’s
+push; Aunt Hilda’s wishing that she was really received as John was
+received. So John was asked with sincere affection to Rackham, but not
+too often. When he came he played up, and he even helped Mrs. Maple
+when she came to London in her abhorrent task of adding further and
+more heavily to the Catchings—for some purpose of her own which as yet
+John could not divine. It intrigued him.
+
+That fixed idea of his that he would be master of Rackham sooner or
+later led him to tolerate every grotesque purchase and addition, and to
+help her whole-heartedly. It made him know more about the place ... and
+he was free to be rid of the whole mass of that rubbish when he should
+reign.
+
+He accompanied her when she went to Burton’s studio to inspect the
+absurd carved animals that were to appear on the stone pillars of the
+new gate. He gravely approved her choice of the new gate itself, when
+it was foisted upon her in the Euston Road—a sham Venetian horror in
+new iron, and (oh! my God!) not even forged, but cast.
+
+He did more. He helped her to buy the Ancestor.
+
+The Maples, as he knew, had ancestors of a sort. They had the
+cattle dealer. They had his son, the worthy Georgian squire who had
+sat for the county. Indeed, they had a portrait of him in his wig
+extraordinarily badly done by an artist of the local town whom the
+gentry patronised in those days.
+
+There were even other ancestors at Rackham, as ancestors go—for
+ancestors in such houses do not mean _real_ ancestors, but any
+collaterals. One was a captain of Nelson’s in his uniform and the
+other was a very rich lady whom that captain had had the good fortune
+to marry after the wars. There was also a horrible dingy thing which
+used to hang in the schoolroom, and which John could vaguely remember
+someone having told him as a child was “your great-aunt Jane.”
+
+These had been good enough for Rackham. But they were not good enough
+for Rackham Catchings, and Hilda Maple sailed forth in quest of
+something more worthy. She set out on the uncharted sea to discover Sir
+Harry Murtenshaw, Knight.
+
+She sought him, just in that place where Oxford Street merges into
+Holborn, in a shop where she had had the good fortune to find many
+things already: a shop belonging to a gentleman of Esthonian
+extraction called Curzon; at any rate, this gentleman (who appeared
+in person) had the selling of the goods, and, on this occasion, after
+so many others sold to Aunt Hilda, of the Ancestor. And a very good
+Ancestor he was. Aged in time, though newly cleaned, painted on canvas
+which an expert would have ascribed to our own day, but set in the
+proper kind of old frame and duly sooted, fumed, and with nothing to
+give him away.
+
+He had a square, solid face, not unlike a pig’s, well pleased with
+itself, and a square beard to match; and he was dressed in a period
+which was either the very last days of Elizabeth or the very first days
+of James: a man of about the same age as Shakespeare, but without his
+genius. He cost Aunt Hilda surprisingly little, though surprisingly
+more than he was worth. Whatever name he may have had in real life
+he was now, for _her_, Sir Harry Murtenshaw, and she was always very
+careful to explain that he was not a real Maple. Which was indeed the
+case.
+
+He was, for _her_, the founder of the family in this sense; that it was
+through his daughter, the heiress of Rackham, that the Maples had come
+into the property: a touching piece of family history. It had been a
+love match; and that was very touching too.
+
+Then, to the unconcealed annoyance of her nephew, she tacked a ghost
+on to Sir Harry. At first a vague ghost, it turned more precise
+and became a young relative of the knight’s, who had died a romantic
+political death.
+
+[Illustration: _The Ancestor_
+
+_Sir Harry Murtenshaw, Knight; by Holbein_]
+
+In a fine innocence upon the date of that eminent Hun, Hilda Maple
+accepted the assurance that the portrait was by Holbein, and Sir Harry
+Murtenshaw, bluff Englishman that he was, and stout supporter of the
+Elizabethan (or Jacobean) settlement, was carried out by two assistants
+of Mr. Curzon’s to be packed for delivery to Rackham Catchings. He was
+heavy. He was large. He had to go out sideways. He travelled, finally,
+upside down: but it in no way affected his imperturbable humour.
+
+John Maple had helped his aunt to choose the picture; had warned
+her that Sir Harry was no ancestor of his, whatever he might be of
+his aunt’s husband; had received the naturally sharp reply of that
+lady to such a comment; and later, when the great founder of the
+fortunes of Rackham was unwrapped, had helped to choose the part of
+the panelling into which he was to be incongruously forced, frame
+and all. He presided over the dining-room, as an ancestor should,
+the new dining-room—which was also the old. For though it was the
+new dining-room in Corton’s phrase, and in John Maple’s the sham
+dining-room, everything had been done to make it the oldest dining-room
+in Sussex. When Hilda Maple told her guests that the picture dated with
+the room, and that the panelling built around it was its contemporary,
+she was not strictly truthful. For whereas the panelling was of early
+1918, Sir Harry (as I have established by deep research) was painted by
+a starving Frenchman in Soho as long a time back as 1893.
+
+Anyhow, there he beamed over the Refectory table, the antique chairs
+and all the caboodle, with virile if somewhat vacuous determination in
+his contented eyes. It was men such as he, Aunt Hilda would explain to
+her guests, who made us what we are. And God have mercy upon us all!
+For we also are liars, my readers, yourselves not excepted.
+
+Pray let my reader remember this also (if I may so burden her memory)
+that the Ancestor was but the last of Aunt Hilda’s purchases—and she
+had outrun the constable.
+
+The gentleman of Esthonian extraction, Mr. Curzon, had let the
+Ancestor go cheap—at thirty-seven times what he paid for him. But
+he had sold Aunt Hilda valuable expert advice, panelling and chairs
+as well, and tapestries which were not tapestries, and Jacobean
+silver of the last few years (with Hall Marks let in) and Elizabethan
+four-posters, Victorian on the carpenter’s side, and even bibelots
+and fraudelquins; not to speak of fanfreluches and negligeables. And
+for a long time past Mr. Curzon, the Esthonian, had not been selling
+these to Aunt Hilda for cash, but for sundry promises of cash in time
+to come. And these bore interest. For of such is the Kingdom of the
+Esthonians—or, at any rate, of the Curzon sort.
+
+[Illustration: _Progress of Sir Harry Murtenshaw, Knight, to his
+ancestral home_]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I have digressed. I have been misled by the contemplation of Sir Harry
+Murtenshaw, Knight (from the brush of Holbein—with a Jacobean ruff and
+trunk hose).
+
+Let me return to the adventures of John, and these shall be brief.
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER IV
+
+
+John had started with his little nest egg of £352, but it would not
+last for ever. He had had the wisdom to begin earning at once. He first
+took chance jobs at writing for next to nothing. Then he helped a
+friend to read proofs. Then he catalogued a library (extremely badly),
+but at any rate with a good knowledge of French and German—which
+was useful—at 30s. a week. Then he put in a short time, through the
+kindness of one of his father’s friends, as assistant to the agent of
+an estate; but there he was paid no wages, the experience was held to
+be a sufficient reward, so that could not last. Then he spent a rather
+longer time, under an assumed name, in a curious little venture with a
+chance acquaintance of his, a man of the stage who had a tiny capital;
+it immediately dissipated in a cabaret show which failed. It was bad,
+but it would have failed even sooner had it been better.
+
+At last, having earned in rather less than a year somewhat under two
+hundred pounds and having spent at least two hundred and fifty, he put
+in three splendid weeks at sea without wages, but lodged and fed and
+gaining time to think things over. He had come across the poor owner
+of a small, old and ill-found ketch which traded with odd cargoes in
+and out of London River, pottering up the creeks of the East Coast, and
+sometimes standing across for the Hook or Ostend. John had a way with
+him, and persuaded this acquaintance to let him sign on for a round
+voyage across the North Sea and home by the East Coast ports, picking
+up chance ladings and making what she could for her owner: her Mate and
+Captain sharing. He was to grub with those officers in the after-cabin,
+under one of those many odd titles whereby they excuse a supernumerary
+on board. His presence delighted neither. He found the Old Man surly
+and the Mate hostile. Yet he enjoyed himself hugely; and there it
+was—of all places in the world!—that he discovered his talent and his
+earning power, for we each of us have a talent—a saleable talent, I
+mean—and happy is the man who discovers his while he is yet young.
+
+The Mate and he were together in the cabin of that aged ketch during a
+long wait outside Harwich for the tide. The Old Man was smoking on deck
+watching for the turn. The Mate was more sour than ever that evening,
+jealous of such a super-cargo, with his white hands and gentleman’s
+accent. Yet it was the Mate who, there and then, brought John his good
+fortune, as enemies often do. John Maple was standing by in the dark
+corner of the little stuffy place, lit only by a swinging oil lamp,
+with no sound but the dull plash of the shallow water outside, and in
+his exasperation at something worse than usual which the Mate had just
+grumbled at him, he muttered to himself a word not polite, but said
+in such a low tone that he hoped it could provoke no quarrel. What it
+did provoke in the Mate was an attitude quite unexpected. That worthy
+looked up with a sudden startled air, and said in an awed tone, “What
+was that? Didn’t you hear summat?” and with that he peered furtively
+askance into the darkness.
+
+“What was that?” said John Maple, rather surlily, thinking he had been
+challenged.
+
+“I ’eard a voice!” said the Mate in scared religious tones, and John,
+looking at him, saw that he had gone quite white.
+
+Those of the Unseen Powers who were looking after John’s affairs shot
+into his head the right thing to do, though he hardly knew why it was
+the right thing to do. He turned his face round again slowly away from
+the Mate, put his hand to his temple, to cover his features, and again
+gave that slight muttering; to be correct, it was the word “Swine!”
+
+He heard something like a muffled shriek from the Mate:
+
+“There it goes again! It said ‘Mine,’” moaned the Mate, now glaring
+wide-eyed at the darkest corner of the cabin, where the reflector of
+the lamp threw a deep shadow behind its smoky light.
+
+“Whose? Eh? ’ose? Am I ’is? What’s ’ee mean?” The Mate may have been
+drinking or may have knocked off, which is worse still for the nerves.
+But there was no doubt as to his mistaking the direction of the slight
+sound which had terrified him.
+
+John Maple had discovered in those five minutes how easy it was—for him
+at least, or in the right surroundings—to ventriloquise.
+
+“I dursn’t hear it again,” whispered the Mate.
+
+John Maple could not refuse to oblige, and he obliged for the third
+time. The Mate sprang up all tense and said, trembling, that he didn’t
+like it.
+
+“What don’t you like?” said John Maple, pleasant and friendly, to show
+that the quarrel was forgotten.
+
+“Voices,” said the Mate scratching the little swinging table with his
+nails nervously. “Don’t you ’ear nothin’?”
+
+John Maple paused.
+
+“Yes, I think I did,” he said slowly—which was true enough.
+
+It was the First Episode, and a very slight one. It had no immediate
+sequel.
+
+On the return voyage (they carried bricks) John Maple was again
+successful, not only in the cabin, but once at night on deck, when the
+Mate and he had gone forward together; and again, when he had helped to
+see whether there was any shifting in the hold (for a cargo of bricks
+can work wonders if it shifts), the Mate heard voices. This time the
+voices had something to say worth saying. They touched the Mate on
+his immortal soul, the immediate perils of life, and advanced a strong
+premonition of death. The Mate had fled up and aft, steadied himself
+with a glass, and sworn at the end of the ordeal by all the gods below
+London Bridge he would not sign on that vessel again.
+
+The Old Man was not superstitious. He had many of the qualities of
+wood: not only its toughness, endurance and colour, but also its lack
+of sensibility. John wondered whether this new-found talent would work
+on the non-superstitious.
+
+Well, it had not that fine “first night” success which the Mate had
+enjoyed; but it was beyond expectation all the same.
+
+The Old Man heard very clearly a voice from his own bunk. He was on
+the other side of the cabin at the time, though, it is true, his
+attention had been directed to the couch. The voice, far off, ghostly
+in the darkness, reminded him of the day when he had so nearly drowned
+(through no fault of his own, but rather of Islington port), and warned
+him of approaching trials. Had the Old Man remembered to whom he had
+lately recounted that drowning episode (the only adventure of his life)
+he might have had suspicions. As it was, he had none, for he told the
+story so often that he could not remember who last had heard it. All
+he knew now was that a whisper from the other world—from A Spirit that
+knew his past—had bidden him remember and beware. It affected him
+damnably.
+
+His face did not go as white as the Mate’s had done, for it started
+with a handicap of fixed mahogany, but it was changed when he looked
+round at John and asked him, as the Mate had asked him, those few days
+before, whether he had heard anything; and once more John truthfully
+said he had. Then the Old Man asked him point-blank whether he
+minded—as after all, he had done him the favour of taking him aboard,
+and he was only a young chap—whether he minded sleeping in his, the
+Captain’s, bunk that night, and giving him his own bunk. And John had
+accepted with all the goodwill in the world. He even said it was an
+honour.
+
+When John Maple landed from his short but memorable and very happy
+cruise (for he had loved the sea, though it was his first experience
+of it), he had no idea that there was a living in the talent he had
+discovered—if talent it were. At first he only thought it amusing
+that by suggesting to another person where a voice was likely to come
+from, and then keeping one’s features still and talking within one’s
+mouth, one could make the voice seem to come from out of nothingness.
+Then when he tried it on with chance Bohemian friends in London he
+found that not everybody could do it as well as he: and most of his
+friends could not do it at all. Then came the day when Percy Spegel
+(so he chose to spell his name for the moment), hearing him practising
+the trick during a little supper at the _Lord Milner_ in Puffin
+Lane, watched him with fixed eyes, wherein any expert demon might
+have discovered avarice, tenacity, fraud, and other varied characters
+consonant with his enormous tie-pin.
+
+Percy Spegel appealed to his constant parasite, whether John Maple had
+not a marvellous talent? To which the parasite agreed. Whether it was
+not a pity that such talent should be wholly untrained? To which the
+parasite also agreed. Whether it would not be a dreadfully expensive
+thing to train that talent? To which the parasite abundantly agreed.
+Whether he would not probably be a loser if he attempted to put John
+Maple on the Halls? To which the parasite said, he certainly would be.
+Whether one was not foolish, out of mere enthusiasm, to risk such loss?
+Which the parasite said was only what one would expect of a good fellow
+like Percy.
+
+The upshot of it was that John Maple found himself prepared to sign a
+contract of a sort he had never seen before, but familiar enough to
+those who live and die by the Halls, wherein he was to earn nothing for
+so long—a short period enough—and after that what looked like a very
+large sum every week.
+
+John Maple knew nothing of what the out-goings of this profession are,
+or of its temptations. He very luckily accepted, and that was why his
+first steady employment—about a year after his return to England from
+his father’s death-bed—was in the singular capacity of Lieutenant
+Allegri, the world-famed ventriloquist. But such is the gulf between
+the two worlds that no one among the rich whom he saw at his leisure
+had an idea of the escapade; and no one among the Bohemians had an
+idea of his acquaintance with the rich. He had fewer nights in which
+he could go out, but he did go out sufficiently. He kept his contract
+free; he would not be bullied: and he was so good that he could make
+his own terms and times.
+
+[Illustration: _John Maple as Lieutenant Allegri_]
+
+The truth is, that if John Maple had been what young men of family in
+this situation never are, and that is, devoted to his one talent, he
+might have become rich. There are small fortunes made in these things.
+He might have bought back Rackham after God knows how many years, if he
+had cut himself right away from everything but slaving, and forgotten
+every name but his own false one on the Halls.
+
+It was after a very short time as Lieutenant Allegri that he bought for
+his own pleasure a couple of dogs and trained them to do tricks. Then
+he had added to their number and taught them more tricks. Then (since
+he now knew the trade) he determined to change over, and in spite of
+Spegel’s passionate appeals to heaven, he convinced that expert, who
+knew human nature if he knew nothing else, that he must take his choice
+between losing his own profit, which was considerable, or accepting
+John Maple in the future as Don Herado de Madero and his Troupe of
+Performing Dogs.
+
+It was not as good as the ventriloquist show, but it drew better, for
+the public is fond of dogs, and Spegel had put it about that it was all
+done by kindness, not to say coddling: and the little brutes certainly
+looked very happy as they ran about wagging their tails and doing
+things which proved them wholly indifferent to pomposity. They barked
+also, most winningly, to order, and grinned in the most endearing
+fashion.
+
+There, then, was John Maple’s singular situation at the moment when,
+in that other life of his, he and Bo had met and made certain one of
+the other. He had told her secretly of his profession; and he had given
+her useful tips about Lovey-Lad, for he had become an expert upon dogs.
+That Lovey-Lad had recognised in him a mysterious Master of Hounds
+raised him enormously in Bo’s eyes. It is to be believed that one of
+Don Herado’s troupe met Lovey-Lad in the park and had loyally exalted
+the powers of his lord. For certainly John was the only male human
+being to whom Lovey-Lad deferred; and Lovey-Lad was the only being on
+earth whose opinion Bo respected.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+But why had Aunt Hilda taken all this enormous trouble about the
+Catchings? Why the new beam let into the ceiling, adzed, blackened and
+chipped and dated 1487? Why the Ancestor? Why the panelling? Why the
+antique chairs? Why the heraldic animals? Why anything? Why, why the
+new family ghost? It’s true _that_ cost nothing, but the more solid
+stuff cost a great deal. Why all this expenditure?
+
+Had John Maple known more of the world, and wholly lost his innocence,
+he could have answered, as you and I can answer, that there are only
+two explanations of such feverish changes, when an old house is pulled
+about and made vulgar. Either the Vandal has more money to spend than
+she knows what to do with, or the Goth is embarrassed. Either the
+barbaric hand is filled with the ruining gold, or the savage heart is
+tortured by perpetual demands for payment from creditors and is salting
+for a sale.
+
+Either Aunt Hilda was spending money wantonly, or she was desperate for
+money.
+
+Well, it was the latter. Aunt Hilda was up to the neck in worry. She
+didn’t know which way to turn.
+
+When people change and rechange, and pull down and destroy and
+theatricalise, you can tell which of the two motives is at work by a
+simple test. If they act spasmodically, first putting this up and then
+taking it down, changing an ornament from one place to another, pulling
+out a wall and then regretting it and putting it back, they have too
+much money. If they pursue one plan, continuously, and load it with
+detail they are fighting debt.
+
+Aunt Hilda was fighting debt.
+
+Aunt Hilda was making a new Rackham and a new Catchings for the sake
+of some purchaser heaven might send her. For Aunt Hilda must find a
+purchaser or burst. And that was the truth.
+
+William Maple, that careful business man, had left things in order
+when he died. He had added appreciably to the value of the house and
+the estate. He had allowed his wife to cover the brick part of the
+front with a false veneer of half-timber because that at least gave it
+uniformity with the older part; and he had allowed the new fake to be
+toned down artificially so as to marry with the old. That also seemed
+reasonable. More he had not allowed. But Hilda Maple, even before his
+death, was already talking to her occasional guests about the antiquity
+of the place, and what wonders would be revealed when all the old wood
+could be uncovered and the later work which hid it could be taken away.
+
+Her husband had not been dead two months when, in spite of all the
+difficulties in getting work done during those last days of the war,
+Aunt Hilda lashed out. Even then—my reader will remember, if she is
+old enough—people with a pull could get things done. It was the moment
+when one of the most luxurious of the new houses near the south coast
+in Kent was being built by a politician. The difficulties of life were
+not with the rich in those spring days of 1918, and though Hilda
+Maple was not in the heart of that old gentry which had once governed
+England, she was already close in touch with some of the new vulgarians
+who were now beginning to govern England. Her friendship with Amathea
+de Beaurivage alone was enough to get her the necessary labour. It was
+enormously expensive, of course, but she was full of her new fortune,
+and she began to tear down the structure of the house within, and to
+ornament, and to build.
+
+At the same time she did another thing, not unusual in women suddenly
+possessed of capital, still less unusual in times when all values are
+jumping up and down like the little ball in the circle of the roulette.
+She gambled.
+
+But Hilda Maple, like thousands of others in those days, was gambling
+against the politicians, the peace-makers, the bankers, and the
+international spouters of the millennium. They could see what was in
+the game, for they held and stacked the cards. She—and the thousands of
+others—could only see the backs of those cards.
+
+There had come a moment—and that in a few months—when all was lost and
+she had nothing to fall back on but Rackham itself, and Rackham she
+must sell. Perhaps when she had spoken to her dying brother-in-law she
+had honestly intended not to sell; but necessity knows no law, and she
+excused herself to herself by the memory of what she had told him; that
+she had a legal right to sell. But the selling of a house, like the
+selling of a boat or the selling of one’s own soul, depends on external
+effects. We “go on our clothes,” as a great American Leader of Modern
+Thought has said. A boat sells on its paint and its brasswork. A house
+sells by what furniture and faked wood and “period” front it can show.
+
+Rackham might barely fetch its £20,000, for its own true worth; but let
+it become Rackham Catchings and be varnished and vulgarised enough (not
+that Hilda Maple thought it vulgarised—she thought it vastly ennobled)
+and there was no knowing what it might fetch—especially from the right
+kind of purchaser in these extraordinary times, when men stepped out
+of the gutter on New Year’s Day and were in the House of Lords before
+Christmas.
+
+Therefore it was that Aunt Hilda had gone on building, pulling down,
+ageing new wood, owing increasing sums for expert advice and goods from
+the antique dealers, and in general playing the devil with Rackham.
+
+She had got the house into the illustrated papers three times already;
+first under “Our Elizabethan Heritage”; then under “The Quiet Homes of
+England,” and then under “Minor Great English Houses, No. 51: Rackham.”
+She herself had haggled a little over the “Minor.” But there she was
+wrong; they ought to have haggled over the “Great.”
+
+Aunt Hilda was not without commercial sense. She had on the occasion
+of the last photographing purchased two peacocks and chivvied them on
+to the lawn before the people from London snapped the front. She had
+even borrowed from one of her few really important friends an enormous
+photograph of a Royalty, in a vast silver frame leaning backwards,
+which she draped and propped up on a little table, to go nicely into
+the picture of the boudoir—little knowing that the word boudoir had
+long sunk out of use. But if it comes to that, each of us is out of
+fashion to others. Our English society has divided into something like
+those moving ways at the old Paris Exhibition of 1889: one stream is
+moving at one pace, one at another; and there still survive gentlefolk
+who say “napkin,” side by side with those masters of our modern world
+who say “serviette.”
+
+Let me leave the boudoir and the photographs and all the rest of it and
+get back to the Debt.
+
+Aunt Hilda was embarrassed. Damnably! Hence the purchases in London;
+hence the antiques; hence the Ancestor. That activity of hers which
+had intrigued poor John Maple was plain enough. He would have been
+less angry with his aunt had he known the causes of her perpetual
+extravagances.
+
+If you desire to know the amount of Aunt Hilda’s embarrassment, I can
+tell it you simply enough. It was, at the moment when she was adding
+her last efforts to Rackham, £17,000—and a little more. She had the
+cunning common to those who lose money—and make it. She picked up ideas
+on sharp dealing by listening to conversation around her. She had
+learnt the tricks of the share-shufflers. Therefore she had continued
+recklessly. Money was never made to-day by work or saving. The bigger
+the overdrafts the better, and loans raised in Jermyn Street were
+quicker and handier than mortgages. She would make Rackham Catchings
+glorious in the eyes of possible purchasers—Jew, Rastaquouère, new War
+Lord, Yankee millionaire—anybody. Then she could sell it, untrammelled,
+for three times its worth and five times what she had spent on it. The
+money-lenders would get back their loans and interest. There would
+still be a large balance over, and with that balance she could buy
+herself a sufficient annuity to live the life she desired. But she must
+act quickly. Interest mounted up and heavy pressure had begun.
+
+It is unfortunately true that men pursuing various trades will conceal
+their activities under various names. The Esthonian gentleman, Mr.
+Curzon, who had sold Aunt Hilda her Ancestor and so much more, had
+already (as plain Charles Blunt of Bristol) advanced her money on note
+of hand, and as Mr. de Vere of Jermyn Street advanced her more money
+to satisfy the clamourings of plain Charles Blunt. Now Mr. de Vere of
+Jermyn Street was beginning to press. But she would sell Rackham and
+all would be well.
+
+Such is the heart of woman that she told herself all this was quite
+fair to John. He would be her heir—the fact that she would have nothing
+to leave him did not alter that. She had made him an honourable offer
+to send him to Oxford, and he had refused. She was perpetually asking
+him down to Rackham, and wasn’t that kind of her? Indeed, he did not
+come half enough. Well, perhaps John was too proud. She respected him
+for that. It was the Maple blood—Aunt Hilda by this time had come to
+believe that she herself was a Maple.
+
+So there it was. Aunt Hilda with the hot breath of the pursuer on her
+neck; John hating these insane renovations and gewgaws; the purchasers
+advancing with open mouths and simple smiles.
+
+For purchasers Aunt Hilda had—or believed she had. And in these her
+faith held fast.
+
+I have told how dear a friend she had become of Amathea Lady Mere
+de Beaurivage, and of her husband, late Sir George Huggins; and now
+there was something even warmer in her heart (and certainly something
+warmer in his) for that first-rate man of business, Lord Hellup. To
+neither, she believed, would Rackham be indifferent now that it had the
+Catchings. And as competition is the soul of commerce, she hoped for
+sixty—she made certain of fifty—thousand pounds, from the one or from
+the other. Even fifty thousand, for what was, at the most, a twenty
+thousand pound proposition, was Good Business.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Meanwhile John Maple was pegging away, irregularly but lucratively,
+with the performing dogs for a livelihood, and with an increasing
+circle of rich friends for a life.
+
+He had three names. He was John Maple in that world of the people who
+do nothing and have pale love affairs and go their weary round of
+the Riviera and the Country Houses and all know each other by their
+Christian names. He was Don Herado de Madero on the Halls. He was
+Henry Pelton—a name like any other—for his Bohemian world, including
+Spegel. One might have thought that it would be worth Spegel’s while
+to track him down and find what he did in the big gaps which he left
+in his engagements; and so it would have been worth Spegel’s while.
+Later on there might have been blackmail, and blackmail is a staple
+of the Spegels. Yet Spegel did not take the trouble, simply because
+he accepted too facile an explanation of John Maple’s absences and
+disappearances.
+
+His judgment was that the Pelton whom he knew, the Herado de Madero of
+the Dogs, suffered from quite incurable drinking bouts. His experience
+of quite incurable drinking bouts—it was extensive, for it covered
+about half the people he had exploited in his wicked little life—was
+that they must be left alone. So when Don Herado (or Pelton) told
+him that the dogs would not appear next week; that he must cut out
+next Friday; or that Saturday and Monday were washed, Spegel made all
+his arrangements accordingly. For Pelton was a great asset, however
+irregular. Old ladies who still vote Tory will tell me, no doubt, that
+John Maple was thus necessary on the Halls at his own terms because
+“blood tells”—the blood of the original cattle-dealer and smith. Their
+twin brethren who make money as Labour leaders in the House of Commons
+will say, on the platform at least, that John Maple was privileged and
+favoured because he had gentle blood—the blood, again, of the smith and
+cattle-dealer. But I say that he could do what he liked, cut out days,
+shift engagements and live in two worlds because he had talent, and
+because on the top of that he was determined to have his own way. Also
+because Spegel only cared for money, and because people who only care
+for money will give any amount of rope to those whose genius they can
+tap.
+
+Here, then, was John Maple these few years after the war, making good
+in his curious way; earning much more than he spent, leading two lives,
+proud, and possessing already a solid balance at the bank, firmly
+affianced in soul to a great heiress who had as firmly affianced him,
+and neither of the children really appreciating where money came into
+such affairs.
+
+In John Maple’s mind, more prominent even than Bo, stood dominating and
+overwhelming a figure—the figure of Twenty Thousand Pounds—the Lump
+that would redeem Rackham. In the mind of Bo there stood John Maple.
+Anyone might have told these two children that all was at sixes and
+sevens with their lives. On which account, the wise, might foretell
+that these two lovers would win, and that the enormous incongruities of
+their lives would be triumphantly reconciled.
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER V
+
+
+At this very unfinished phase in John Maple’s affairs, with none of the
+slats joined and no apparent possibility of making things fit in, but
+with a very successful prospect in the only thing that matters to a boy
+of his age, and a double talent and the chance of using it, there came
+yet another of those invitations to Aunt Hilda’s. He had been there
+quite often enough at week-ends during the last year, and it had been
+impossible to hide from her that he was earning his living in some
+obscure fashion upon the minor stage. Though no one else in her world
+knew it. She had shuddered, and refused to hear any details. He would
+get over this craze of independence, and anyhow, he was her nephew, and
+he knew everybody and he could behave himself.
+
+She told him to come down on the Friday if he could. He let Spegel
+know his wish, for Spegel needed him more than he needed Spegel. So
+he made it the Friday. But first he appointed to meet Bo and talk it
+over, because he had been told that Lord Hellup was going to Rackham
+Catchings.
+
+They met in her club, where they might talk in peace.
+
+“Bo, you’re going down with your father to Rackham again, and this time
+I’m to be there.”
+
+“Sure,” said Bo, stroking Lovey-Lad’s head with an intense affection
+and gazing into his eyes.
+
+“Did they tell you?”
+
+“Yup,” said the beautiful girl.
+
+“Why didn’t you tell me?”
+
+“Didn’t see you; didn’t want to; didn’t have to,” was the sufficient
+reply.
+
+“I’m not complaining; only you see, I should have been startled if I
+had got to Rackham and found you there and not known.”
+
+“I was looking for that startle,” said Bo.
+
+“Yes,” said John, rather masterfully, “but you’ve got to think of me.
+She doesn’t know that I know you or your father.”
+
+“She will,” said Bo simply. “He tells her everything.”
+
+“I go the day before you,” said John.
+
+She nodded. He pulled his aunt’s letter out of his pocket.
+
+“Look here, Bo, who’s this other person—this Amathea she speaks of?
+D’you know her?”
+
+“Nix,” said the young lady simply.
+
+“Same here,” answered her lover.
+
+“We pass,” Bo concluded, and sighed.
+
+“Well, she’s to be there, and her husband—God knows who. And there’s
+Lord Hambourne—I think that’s all. I know all about _him_. He was the
+psychology expert during the war. He’s a don at Oxford.”
+
+Bo put both her elbows on the table, in the corner where they sat
+apart, framed her large face in her hands, and gazed largely on her
+lover. Then recollection came into her eyes.
+
+“Amathea?” she said. “That’s old Mother Bruvvish.”
+
+“What?” answered John. “Do you mean to tell me that Aunt Hilda has
+fallen to that?”
+
+Bo nodded.
+
+“That’s her,” she said. “I remember now. She’s the only Amathea in
+London. She’s gotten a sausage neck.”
+
+“What on earth makes it worth their while to go to Rackham for?” said
+he.
+
+“They’re hunting,” said she.
+
+“Who’s hunting?”
+
+“Mother Bruvvish and Pop are: both hunting.”
+
+“Hunting what?” asked John, a little startled. “Not Aunt Hilda?”
+
+Bo’s mouth became more quizzical.
+
+“One of them is,” she said, “but they’re both hunting. Leastways, one’s
+fishing.”
+
+“Fishing for what?” said John Maple again, a little tired.
+
+“Fishing for Rackham, that’s Amathea,” said Bo, dropping her voice and
+leaning backwards.
+
+“Good God!” said John.
+
+“You’re right,” said Bo. “Appeal to Him. Call on Him. He might hear.”
+
+John’s face was crossed by a look of pain, and Bo responded at once.
+
+“It’s up to you, Dog-Man,” she said.
+
+“What’s up to me?” asked the Dog-Man.
+
+“The bluff,” said Bo, nodding. “It’s not a mammoth bluff, neither.”
+
+“What bluff?” said John.
+
+Bo grew impatient.
+
+“Why, you cough in with your third offer,” she said. “You know you’re
+famished for the place.”
+
+“Bo,” said John, too seriously, and almost tragically, “I had meant to
+save every penny, to work myself old, and then to go to Aunt Hilda with
+the money. When you tell me that your father and Old Huggins are after
+it....”
+
+Bo held up her finger.
+
+“Get it right, boy,” she said. “Pop’s not crazy for the house, but
+he’ll be guided. D’you get me?”
+
+“No,” said John Maple bluntly, “I don’t.”
+
+Bo sighed at the obtuseness of men: but it was a safeguard (she
+thought) all the same, so she went on patiently and contentedly:
+
+“The Proud Dame of Rackham can obtain of the Baron, my father, what
+boon she craves, fond youth. He’d refuse her nothing, wouldn’t Pop.
+Wait till you see him with her. ’Sides which, he’s told me.”
+
+“Good God!” said John again, but more emphatically and with troubled
+wonder.
+
+“Don’t pray too much the same,” commented the Damsel, “it takes the pep
+out.” And she looked at him benignly and in quiet triumph.
+
+John’s head whirled. Things were coming altogether too quickly. And how
+could Bo already know such things when he, the son of the house, had
+noticed nothing? It offended his pride.
+
+But if John were wise he would rejoice to learn so early in life what
+most men learn too late: that women know the secret workings of the
+mind; that men do not; that women are the informants of men, and that
+the wisest men are those who learn through women.
+
+“And what does Aunt Hilda say about it?” was John’s next question when
+he had recovered from his shock.
+
+“Not much yet,” said Bo. “Pop’s shy. He’s not said anything. But
+he will, and if he finds that buying the place at her price is a
+persuasive, why, he won’t look twice at her figure; I mean her demand,
+her estimate. Though I guess it’s hell-high.”
+
+A cataract of consequences was pouring before John Maple’s mind.
+Aunt Hilda as a mother-in-law was a formidable prospect. But then—a
+consoling recollection—Bo could stand up to six mothers-in-law of
+her weight.... But if Lord Hellup nourished such plans of belated
+re-mating, that would mean his living at Rackham.... No.... Perhaps
+Aunt Hilda would angle for the money first—and get it. Even so Lord
+Hellup was in the market, and how could he, John, compete with a man so
+wealthy and in such a mood? If the other millionaire was after it the
+thing was hopeless.
+
+“You’re sure the Huggins’ are after it, Bo?” he said at length.
+
+“_She_ is. Lady Mere de Beaurivage is—Amathea is. She doesn’t hide it.
+She’s talked of it all around. That’s how Aunt Hilda knows.”
+
+“Well, then,” said poor John, “it’s all up. The price will go to
+anything if they’re both after it, and I’m down and out,” and he leant
+back in despair.
+
+Bo smiled at him serenely.
+
+“You’ve got to be after it too,” she said. “Name your price.”
+
+“Do you mean ...” John began incredulously, with a rising anger in him,
+“that you are offering me...?” He remembered—for the first time in
+weeks—the fortune her mother had left her.
+
+“Nope,” answered Bo imperturbably. “I’m not offering any damn thing.
+You’re offering, Jacko.”
+
+“But I’ve nothing,” said John.
+
+Bo sighed wearily.
+
+“I’ll tell the world,” she said, “that you’re Dumb Dora’s little
+brother. Books buy before they sell. But this dazzling boy sells before
+he buys. Leastways, Isabeau Hellup does. Yes.”
+
+“I don’t understand,” said John.
+
+“So?” cooed Bo sympathetically. “Well, now, catch this: Buy with the
+money you’ve got, if you’ve got it, and you have to do without your
+money. But buy _without_ money, and there’s no expense at all. All
+good. D’ye get me? What’s the Catchings worth?”
+
+“For heaven’s sake, Bo,” he exploded, “don’t call Rackham ‘the
+Catchings!’... I don’t know what Rackham’s worth now they’ve spoilt
+it, and I don’t care. I shall pay twenty thousand when I’ve got twenty
+thousand; that’s the very most conceivable that anyone can say I owe
+Aunt Hilda—or rather my Uncle William, her dead husband—and I’ve a
+right to Rackham for ever when I’ve paid that back. I’ll pay that, and
+not a penny more—when I’ve got it.... God knows when—but when I’ve got
+it....”
+
+“You’ve got it now, boy,” said Bo.
+
+“You mean...?” said John, frowning, suspicious again that she was
+hinting at helping him.
+
+“Naw, I don’t. I don’t mean me and I don’t mean Pop. I mean that any
+man that got Rackham Catchings—beg pardon, Rackham—for £20,000, has
+got all that and perhaps £10,000 more, perhaps another twenty more
+thousand. Got it in his lill’ wallet.” And then did Bo with hereditary
+talent explain to this child of an English squire how purchase is made
+without money, and how in the modern world we buy not with what we
+have but with the folly or the error or the precipitation of others.
+If he got his aunt to accept £20,000 for the house in Sussex, and if
+the option was firm, and in writing, not even the caution of the most
+cautious lawyer would boggle at finding the £20,000 for him on such
+security.
+
+“But she won’t fall for it,” went on Bo, shaking her head. “We’re all
+fools, and Aunt Hilda’s a large one; but not that out-size. No, _boy_!
+That kind’s got to be made to contract.”
+
+John saw daylight.
+
+“I shall offer Aunt Hilda £20,000,” he said firmly, “and somehow or
+other I’ll see that she gets it—and not a penny more. And I’ll see that
+I get Rackham when that’s done.”
+
+“Bold Babe,” said Bo gently. “Don’t I wish I could bite off a bit of
+the under-write!”
+
+But John knew nothing of such jargon.
+
+Then did that businesslike young person get up without a word, go
+across to the writing-table and come back with a wad of large blank
+paper, an ink-pot and a pen.
+
+“It isn’t headed,” she said—she thought of everything. Then she began
+to write and murmured the words for his enlightenment.
+
+
+ “THE HOTEL SPLENDIDE.
+
+“That’s where you’re writing from, Jacko. You’re getting on.
+
+‘DEAR AUNT HILDA,
+
+‘We have often spoken of this matter and I am afraid it wounds you....’
+(It does wound her, doesn’t it, Jacko? Poor old thing then!) ‘I’m
+afraid it wounds you. But you know my own feeling and I cannot be
+silent further upon the matter. That is why I write this. I want to
+get it down in black-and-white. You know, when I first offered you
+£20,000 for Rackham you only laughed at me.’ She did, didn’t she,
+Dog-Man?”
+
+“I should rather have called it Scorn than laughter,” said the
+Master of six Hounds. “Hot, withering scorn. She said I hadn’t got
+twenty-thousand pence.”
+
+“That’s a lie, anyway,” answered Bo. “Why, the ring you gave me was
+worth more’n that.” She made a rapid calculation of the pounds in
+twenty thousand pence on the blotter and then shook her head. “No, not
+a quarter. Anyway, you’re worth more than twenty thousand pence, Jacko?”
+
+He nodded.
+
+“But no £20,000 yet awhile. No matter. On with the dance. Let joy be
+unconfined,” and she continued writing.
+
+“‘I now make you a firm offer of £20,000 for Rackham. Ten per cent. on
+acceptance, the balance on completion; or alternatively an immediate
+three months’ bill for same on signing enclosed.
+
+ “‘Your affectionate nephew.’”
+
+
+She looked up triumphantly.
+
+“That’s what’s called the Covering Letter, Jacko.”
+
+John Maple gazed at her in awe.
+
+“At your age!” he said.
+
+“It’s all straight, Jacko. I got it out of a book—oh, I forgot—” and
+she wrote the word “Enclosure” on the top left-hand corner of the
+document, “and it’s best,” she added, “to get a little star of red
+paper, gummed, with the word ‘Enclosure’ and stick it outside the
+envelope. They all do it.”
+
+John Maple’s awe increased.
+
+“Now for that enclosure, Jacko. Oh! It’s dead easy!”
+
+She wrote on another sheet, again murmuring her words:
+
+
+“MY DEAR JOHN,
+
+“I have your letter. After full consideration of your offer of £20,000
+for Rackham I have decided to accept it and hereby do so.
+
+ “Your affectionate Aunt.”
+
+
+“Then, Jacko, she shall sign on the dotted line.”
+
+“Bo,” said John Maple honestly, “I’m frightened of you.”
+
+“Which is as should be. Now, Jacko, you take these papers, and when you
+get out go straight down and get ’em in triplicate and mail the top
+copy to Aunt Hilda—with the enclosure. Keep the two others. She’ll get
+that letter and that enclosure before you reach there. She’ll get it
+first mail to-morrow—and then you can take her first reactions. It’s
+always useful. We come in the next day; and then the plot thickens.
+Will you obey, Dog-Man?”
+
+“Oh, yes,” said John Maple in a whirl, “I’ll do what I’m told, but why
+should Aunt Hilda accept?—with all that other money before her?”
+
+Isabeau Hellup leant back in her chair gazing away from the papers
+before her through the club window at the park with folded hands. Her
+face had changed and taken on religion.
+
+“I hope the Almighty won’t be hard on me,” she sighed. “Rackham’s yours
+morally, isn’t it, Jack?”
+
+“Yes,” answered John Maple doggedly.
+
+“Then I guess I’m doing right—we’re doing right, I mean.... You
+remember when you told me you’d acted the ventriloquist? You remember
+how you made the chimney talk that night at the Bakehams’?”
+
+“Yes,” said John.
+
+Bo leant forward and spoke in a lower voice.
+
+“You remember Aunt Hilda wanting a ghost at Rackham, and how you told
+me and how angry you were? This winter? Just after you’d left her?”
+
+“Yes,” said John, “I can’t bear to think of it.”
+
+Bo lowered her voice almost to a whisper.
+
+“_We’ll haunt ’em!_” she said to him. “We’ll haunt ’em good and
+hard—and _then_, Jacko,” she leant back again with a conquering smile
+on her face, “_then_ Rackham’s yours for the asking.”
+
+“I don’t understand,” he said.
+
+“You will,” she nodded.
+
+She looked at the watch on her wrist, which was of a most
+extraordinary shape, six-sided and set round with an enormous number
+of very small diamonds; its dial also was far too small. She rose with
+abruptness and tugged Lovey-Lad to his feet. They went out together.
+
+“Well, Jacko,” she said by way of delicate leavetaking in the street,
+“we meet again in the Khyber Pass.” It was a phrase she had learned
+from a book. She did not know that it dated. And off she sailed.
+
+As for John Maple, he did just what he was told. He went to the
+Splendide. He begged a wad of their paper. He dictated both documents
+to the goddess of that roof who transcribes upon her typewriter the
+correspondence of guests. He signed the letter and posted it with its
+enclosure to Aunt Hilda. That was the Thursday. On the morrow afternoon
+he was due to go down to Sussex. But Aunt Hilda would already have had
+his letter before he came. She would get it by the first post.
+
+He would have time “to take her reactions” before the morrow should
+bring the three lords, the two millionaires and the light of his own
+eyes to what he was more than ever determined should be their home.
+
+Of Lord Hambourne John did know something, for one of his boyhood’s
+English friends whom he had made in Switzerland and who had gone to
+Oriel was always laughing at him. It seemed that they called him
+“Hambone”—not a very subtle jest, but sufficient for a victim of that
+calibre. It also seemed that they did not like him. They thought he
+was a cad. They thought he spied upon them. His stammer they forgave,
+for that went with his profession. But what they did not forgive
+were sundry paragraphs in the Yellow Press of London concerning the
+university, which came—as they had got to know in a round-about
+manner—from that distinguished professor. They were not fond of his
+charlatanism either. There is charlatanism and charlatanism; and a
+Professorship of Psychology was more than the ingenuous undergraduate
+soul could stomach. The youth of Oxford suspected that it was
+impossible to profess Psychology—it was enormously right. They did not
+know that even in that department of humbug Lord Hambourne had not read
+a tithe of what his continental colleagues would have read. But they
+had a vague feeling that there was something wrong. And there was: as
+there is with the history, the philosophy, and a good many other things
+connected with that ancient seat of learning.
+
+He puzzled a little over why Aunt Hilda should have asked so poor a
+man for that decisive week-end. But Bo could have told him. Aunt Hilda
+had two reasons. First, a lord was a lord, and lords more lordly are
+not easily lured to such houses as Rackham. Next, Lord Hambourne had
+lineage—of a sort—and the other lords would be impressed.
+
+And who was Lord Mere de Beaurivage? John Maple, in the ignorance and
+folly of youth, had jumped—as youth in its ignorance and folly does
+jump—to absurd conclusions. He had got his distorted picture from the
+conversations of others almost as young as himself. How different
+it was from the truth my reader shall soon learn. John had a vulgar
+foolish caricature in his mind of innumerable new peers shamelessly
+forcing themselves into their rank by bribery during the end of
+the war. There are none such. It is an illusion. John saw, in that
+imaginary host of vulgarians one vulgarian in no way distinguished from
+the rest called “Old Bruvvish.” He was wildly wrong. George, First
+Baron Mere de Beaurivage (pronounced “Bruvvish”) was unique.
+
+John had heard just enough gossip to have told you that remarkable
+man’s family name before his elevation to the peerage, or barony—if you
+will. It was, as we have heard, Huggins. No doubt John Maple, proud of
+his three or four generations of declining squire’s wealth (himself,
+remember, sprung from the cattle-dealer) would have sneered at the
+origins of George Adolphus Huggins, First Baron Mere de Beaurivage—and
+that, I think, is a very good example of how little men know themselves
+and their antecedents. For George Adolphus Huggins, as my reader will
+learn in a moment, well merited the great position which he had taken
+step by step with a few hundreds of others in the social leadership of
+Britain.
+
+From first feeling of Rackham as an ideal Lady de Beaurivage had come
+to dwell on it as it was in real bricks and timber. She heard rumours
+that Hilda might conceivably sell—but Hilda had seen that those rumours
+should be mixed with accounts of her passionate attachments to the
+place and her reluctance to leave it. And Hilda had heard rumours
+that Amathea was in the market. She had not laboured in vain—but time
+pressed.
+
+Anyhow, John was in for it. He was to go down to Rackham that week-end,
+and he was to meet with what I suppose I may call, for the purposes of
+my narrative, The Three Peers.
+
+(They were all Barons, by the way. Since the American invasion even
+English gentlemen have begun to distinguish between Barons, Earls,
+Viscounts and Marquesses. They always did distinguish Dukes: but to
+return to my black sheep.)
+
+The Three Peers ... Lord Hellup was, after all, Bo’s father, and
+what’s more, he had snap. John both admired and got on with him—in
+spite of too much quotation from Motley’s _Dutch Republic_, which that
+well-read man perpetually carried in his pocket in a cheap edition, now
+one volume, now another, feasting his mind upon the heroic conduct of
+commercial men in their resistance to mere soldiers.
+
+Lord Hambourne he knew all about at secondhand. Lord Mere de
+Beaurivage, as I have said, he misjudged. But after all, the boy was
+less to blame than those who had taught him this disrespectful way of
+regarding so great a man.
+
+Well, he would play up to them all.
+
+But it is time that I dissipated in my reader’s mind John’s
+misapprehension of Lord Mere de Beaurivage, and, if she will excuse me,
+I will now proceed to give her a true estimate of that considerable
+English peer.
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VI
+
+
+George Adolphus Huggins was born in a small street off the Old Kent
+Road early in the 60’s of the last century. His first introduction
+to commercial life was made at the age of twelve as assistant to his
+father Jack, or, as one tradition has it, Jim Huggins, who sold fruit
+and vegetables from a barrow in that neighbourhood.
+
+Upon the early demise of both his parents young Mr. Huggins took over
+the business, which remained undeveloped to close upon his fortieth
+year. Long before that he had married Matilda, or, as she was later
+called, Amathea, the daughter of another gentleman and lady in the same
+branch of commerce: a strong, full-bodied, upstanding young woman of
+whom he was very proud, and whose advice in all matters not connected
+with barter and exchange he was ready to follow. They were contented
+enough with their lot, suffered no more than the average number of
+conflicts with their neighbours, and but rarely allowed these to
+develop into physical violence.
+
+So late, therefore, as the beginning of King Edward’s reign there was
+nothing to distinguish the genius of George Adolphus Huggins. He seemed
+to be but one costermonger among so many in the great business life
+of London. But shortly after the end of the Boer War and King Edward’s
+Coronation appeared those manifestations of the exceptional power which
+is latent in every great man, and is bound to express itself at last,
+however tardily.
+
+Mr. Huggins, having been chosen for unpaid secretary of a Goose Club
+which enjoyed a large membership, found himself in the decline of the
+year 1902 possessed of a very considerable capital in trust. Indeed,
+it was far more than all his own stock-in-trade was worth, and it is
+a great tribute to his sterling qualities that he should have been
+entrusted thus by his neighbours with so responsible a task.
+
+Rightly judging that it was imprudent to keep so much money loose, he
+took the advice of a friend somewhat superior in social position, a
+pawnbroker from Kipling Street (late Nelson Street), and through his
+introduction deposited the money in a bank until that expenditure or
+division among the members of the club—known in the Old Kent Road as
+“shareout”—should fall due at Christmas.
+
+At this point took place an episode on which I have found it very
+difficult to get exact information, for there are contradictory
+versions.
+
+There is no doubt that the account at the bank had been opened in the
+joint names of Mr. Huggins himself and his friend, Mr. Lawson, the
+pawnbroker of the neighbourhood. Mr. Lawson for many years complained
+in his own circle that he had been defrauded, nor did the complaints
+cease until some arrangement was made by the lawyers of Sir George
+Huggins (as he had then become) long after the date of the transaction
+I am about to describe. We have Mr. Lawson’s own vigorous and repeated
+statement that it was by his advice the speculation was made, as how
+could that poor fellow Huggins have known anything about it? While he,
+Lawson, had had the tip straight from his cousin, who was clerk in a
+broker’s office and had obtained early inside information upon the
+approaching amalgamation of Paley’s Brewery with Gatton’s.
+
+Lord Mere de Beaurivage never spoke of the incident, to my knowledge,
+save, of course, in privacy to his solicitors; so I have no opportunity
+for testing Mr. Lawson’s version of the affair; but his friends assure
+me _he_ originated the investment, acting upon the very honourable
+motive of adding to the sum he held in trust, and not letting the money
+of his neighbours lie idle.
+
+At any rate, the order to purchase Paley’s Ordinary must have been
+given out in both names. What probably happened was that, in the
+absence of Mr. Lawson, Mr. Huggins’ order to sell was taken by the
+bank; at any rate, the very considerable profit was, I am again assured
+by Lord Mere de Beaurivage’s friends, equitably divided; and probably
+Mr. Lawson’s grievance lay in the fact that further transactions, in
+which he had no share, were undertaken in Mr. Huggins’ own name.
+
+These further transactions were of a very simple sort. Indeed,
+high financial talent is often best seen in the simplicity of its
+operations. Mr. Huggins began by repaying in full to the account the
+original money due to the members of the Goose Club, which sum was
+therefore duly divided and accounted for at the Sacred Season of Peace
+and Goodwill to everybody’s satisfaction.
+
+Meanwhile the remaining profit of £150 Mr. Huggins drew out in cash,
+closing his account with the bank, which had indeed always troubled him
+a little, as being something mysterious, and at the same time putting
+himself a little too much into the power of the other man.
+
+The surplus cash thus available he put upon a winner called Winsome
+Winnie. Not that he had received any information about the powers of
+the animal, but because that very phrase had been attached as a pet
+name to his only child, a little daughter who had died some years
+before. That the odds were 50 to 1 did not alarm this daring spirit.
+He divided the proceeds; keeping two-thirds of them, and losing the
+remaining third upon yet another horse, the name of which I have not
+been able to trace. Disgusted with the turf by this reverse of fortune,
+Mr. Huggins, after some hesitation, simply kept the sum of money now at
+his disposal. It was just under five thousand pounds, and he kept it in
+the large banknotes of the bookie, under the lid of a rather battered
+little japanned box, carefully locked, though inspected with his own
+eyes from three to five times every day.
+
+It was impossible that some rumour of his good fortune should not
+have spread. He was privately visited by more than one neighbour with
+pressing requests for a loan, even at considerable interest; and as he
+had every opportunity for judging the prospects of the barrows in his
+row, he could, and did, lend with judgment. The loans were at short
+term, usually of a week, at the most of a fortnight, and calculated
+at a penny in the shilling for each seven days; or, as a special
+accommodation for larger customers, a shilling in the pound.
+
+He extended his operations. He became the Providence of Barrow-men in
+South-East London, and soon extended his activities to shopkeepers.
+
+Mr. Huggins had the supreme gift of discretion. Each operator was left
+under the impression that the loan had been made to him as a special
+favour, though it was certainly remarked that the lender’s circle of
+acquaintance was rapidly extending, and that he had many callers at
+his house after business hours, especially of a Saturday. He was wise
+enough to make no display, as his wealth increased, and it was greatly
+to the credit of his wife Matilda (or Amathea, as she was soon to be)
+that she added little to her _parure_, though she could not resist
+one particularly fine ostrich feather which she had seen in the shop
+of a neighbour, Mrs. Carey, who took in, mended, cleaned, turned, and
+otherwise served, the ladies of her neighbourhood. The transaction was
+the more tempting, as Mrs. Huggins had kindly helped Mrs. Carey upon
+more than one occasion and could, therefore, demand a special price.
+
+The profession of private banking upon which George Huggins was now
+fairly launched is a lucrative one so long as it is confined to a
+certain scale. After that, it not only needs a particular _clientéle_,
+with offices in the West End and a considerable organisation,
+but involves grave risks and a special knowledge of the wealthy
+world—especially its younger members. It further requires a public
+licence, and is hardly ever conducted without occasional appearances
+in court. The financier was wise, therefore, to abandon those direct
+methods. He spent a few weeks in settling his affairs, concluding every
+transaction with great tenacity and vigour, still maintaining his own
+barrow as though nothing were to happen.
+
+Feigning illness (a legitimate ruse), he put in a caretaker, and
+finally sold the humble barrow-stall which had been the foundation of
+his fortune and the good-will of a still sufficient trade in vegetables
+and fruit. Shortly afterwards his wife and he took a small villa in
+the northern suburbs, where he would be free from interruption by any
+former friends. There, dressed in the style required by the new state
+of life to which it had pleased God to call them, George and Matilda
+Huggins acquired a solid circle of new acquaintances, including the
+Reverend Percy Hay, the local clergyman. For they were now members of
+the Established Church and regular in their attendance.
+
+George Huggins took the train for the City every week-day morning,
+returning rather earlier in the evening than most of his colleagues. He
+had at first no office. Later, after many discreet inquiries, he joined
+his name to that of a Mr. Jeffreys, General Agent, on a second floor in
+Austin Friars: an address which was useful for the receipt and despatch
+of correspondence, for telephone orders, and for following the markets
+upon the spot.
+
+It is no derogation of a man who so splendidly made good later on
+to admit that during the first two years the total of his capital
+slightly diminished. He was disappointed in the Paolo Mine venture,
+and deservedly annoyed when the friend who had told him they would
+rise came out with a new Rolls Royce, himself having sold the stock
+in question. He was also quite wrong upon the fate of the Electricity
+Bill, having as yet no acquaintance among politicians. Shortly after,
+however, he successfully staged the Roumanian Loan. It was a matter of
+only a few thousands, but they were enough to put him well forward of
+what he had been when he first took to the City. And then came the
+great stroke of his life, of which he is deservedly proud. As it may
+not be common knowledge, I will describe it.
+
+It was the eve of the Great War. Mr. Jeffreys was out at lunch. The
+private telephone was rung up, and a Voice asked that, without delay,
+a very large bull account should be opened on margin in the stocks
+of three named armament firms, a bear ditto in two named foreign
+government loans and a solid investment in a controlling company
+which had hitherto been under a German directorship. The Voice went
+on to explain without reserve, and as to a full confidant, the nature
+of his information, introducing two important political names, and
+before ceasing confirmed the usual proportion of the proceeds to its
+correspondent. Only after all this had been said (and it took a good
+two minutes to say it, for the Voice was very eager and even excited),
+did the Voice, intrigued by Mr. Huggins’ silence, ask anxiously whether
+it had the right number? Mr. Huggins saw no cause to inform It that It
+had not. He replaced the receiver on its hook without a word.
+
+There has grown up a silly modern habit of decrying the genius of our
+great commercial men, especially when their fortunes have been rapidly
+acquired. Their success is set down to chance, and is besmirched with
+imputations of dishonesty.
+
+I say this modern habit is a vile one, born not only of envy but of
+ignorance. For had the calumniators any real knowledge of the men they
+run down they would be unable to deny them the same sort of genius as
+distinguishes the great Captains of History.
+
+What George Huggins did on this memorable occasion is an example.
+
+During the few moments when he was holding the receiver to his ear with
+his left hand George Huggins was rapidly noting down the name of the
+stocks, the prices, the margins, the dates, with a pencil in his right.
+
+He immediately left the office. Within a week, all Europe being then
+at war, that dreadful calamity had within the mysterious designs of
+Providence launched the very moderate fortune of George Huggins into
+its advance towards becoming one of the largest of our time.
+
+For once the great man was bewildered. The first huge sum had come so
+simply, so rapidly and so naturally, and in such overwhelming figures,
+that he hardly felt himself to be himself. And not a few wild projects
+cantered through his brain when, after the settlement, he was racing
+northward to Palmers Green in a first-class carriage—which projects,
+had he indulged in them, might, I admit, have led to disaster. It was
+the strong sense of his wife which saved him, and he was ever grateful
+to her. He found her eating tripe and onions, a favourite dish of hers
+when she could prepare it after her own fashion (for she had given the
+servant a night out), and drinking from a tankard a very excellent
+brand of stout laced with gin.
+
+He shared the meal, and when it was over and she had heard the full
+news, she made him his plan of campaign.
+
+And see how wise she was! The whole thing was simply to be put into
+secure Government Stock. She trusted England. Indeed, she was confident
+that the war would be over in a few weeks, and of course in our favour.
+
+Meanwhile until things had settled down, and when he had come to know
+(as he soon would with such a fortune) those who pull the strings of
+our affairs, he might cautiously distribute his investment, and if he
+so willed, increase his now great possessions. But the principal thing
+was safety. They were made, he and she. That was the point. But both
+remembered in silence that there was no heir.
+
+The rest came easily enough. George Huggins was talked of. The
+simplicity of his manner and the kindness of his heart were remarked.
+No foolish hesitation was shown by families whose wealth happened to
+be of older growth in inviting him and his wife to their tables. His
+spontaneous generosity in the matter of the Belle Vue Hospital gave
+him, not a mere knighthood, as the Secretary had suggested, but a
+baronetcy. It was as Sir George and Lady Huggins that they entertained
+and did what lay in them for their country during the great life and
+death struggle of those four years. Before the end of them, Sir George
+had occupied during a few fateful weeks one of the more important
+ministries, succeeding to a large wholesale grocer, and succeeded in
+turn by one of our shrewdest speculators in rising seaside resorts.
+He left office through no other cause than the strain which its cares
+put upon a man of his years, and, of course, accepted a peerage upon
+retiring from the more active duties of public life.
+
+He was indifferent as to what his title should be. But having recently
+constructed (in spite of the building difficulties during the war) a
+charming little Jacobean thing at Mere Bruvvish, in Berkshire, the
+heralds pointed out to him that the spelling of the name in some early
+documents would seem to indicate an original French form, Beaurivage.
+
+George, First Baron Mere de Beaurivage, therefore became the style
+and title of this very eminent, and (I think I may say) very typical
+British man of business.
+
+It was remarked that his simplicity remained conspicuous in spite of
+his elevation. Thus he insisted on the plain pronunciation Mere de
+Bruvvish—or even Bruvvish alone—attaching to his new title, as it had
+to the village where he retired for the week-ends; and it was with
+difficulty that he could be persuaded to sign his name with a little
+“d” for the “de,” or to separate that particle from the main term of
+Beaurivage. He made no efforts to speak an English other than that to
+which he had been trained in childhood, and no one acquainted with
+the pride of our gentry will doubt me when I say that it was ready to
+receive him in his plain and rugged honesty as it would have been had
+he spoken in the most exquisite accents of the stage.
+
+In the now wide circle of their society the Mere de Beaurivages had
+been glad to discover a really intimate friend in Hilda Maple. There
+was a warm and affectionate sincerity in her relation towards Lady Mere
+de Beaurivage which Matilda—Amathea as she now was—sometimes missed in
+her grander acquaintances. She felt the atmosphere of Rackham Catchings
+to be homely. She admired the close admixture of every modern comfort
+with every ancient tradition in these honourable walls—the Ancestor
+had got there a little before her—and she often said to herself and to
+her husband that when they should build themselves a proper place they
+would keep that model in mind.
+
+Moreover, she had an odd attachment to Sussex; perhaps because she had
+once been taken to the Downs behind Brighton for a Board School treat
+in her early youth, perhaps because an uncle of hers had been ostler in
+the then large stables of the Monarch at Byfield.
+
+One way and another, Rackham Catchings was half a home in her mind
+already. She was glad to feel that Hilda and she were like sisters. Yet
+John Maple had never as yet met her during any one of the four or five
+times on which she had passed a week-end in the place; and in the rich
+houses of London he had only seen the couple once (and even then it was
+from some way off) in a crush at Bakeham House. The poor old gentleman
+had seemed terribly hot and out of breath after squeezing up those
+stairs.
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VII
+
+
+So John Maple came down to Aunt Hilda’s, for that week-end. Once more
+did he put his foot down firmly on Spegel, refusing to do a turn after
+the Thursday night, but promising by way of compensation to go into the
+Provinces on Tuesday.
+
+It was on the Friday as he had promised that he went down. He was
+offended, as he always was, by the motor-car and the French driver at
+the station; he wanted the old coachman (who was dead), and the old
+horse (who was worse than dead). He was offended, as he always was, by
+the new sham timber front of Rackham Catchings as he came up the drive.
+He was in a nasty mood.
+
+But as for that determination in his heart, on the twenty thousand
+pounds, it had turned into cold iron. It was the hardest thing in him.
+But it was no longer in the air. Isabeau had done the trick. Upon
+my soul, as the too quick, too expensive car shot vulgarly through
+those dignified old trees up the new sweep of new drive to the new
+unfortunate great door in the devastated front of what had once been
+his home, he felt as though the twenty thousand pounds were there in a
+purse, to be thrown at his aunt when he should meet her.
+
+But when he got in he did not meet her. The atheist Gaul who had
+driven him smiled cheerfully enough, though in a fashion a little too
+manly for his servile position, and handed him his bag from the front
+of the car almost as though they were equals—a thing intolerable. It
+was at once a worry and a relief to hear that his aunt was out and
+would not be back for an hour or two. It was more like home, however,
+to be met by Corton and to talk to that old friend. Then he spent the
+time remaining wandering through the rooms, noting for the twentieth
+time what had been left the same as in his own days of childhood, and
+what had been changed.
+
+Most had been changed, but not all. The schoolroom was just the same,
+except that they had put the boxes into it, as though it were derelict.
+What had once been the hall with its simple little eighteenth-century
+porch of wooden pillars and wooden Pediment had been degraded into a
+sort of back entrance, and where the old drive had gone on to it there
+was now moss and grass, though it was still hard with the old gravel.
+
+What had been the main stairs of the house—how he loved the old carved
+banisters!—were now the back way to the bedrooms and passages above;
+the main staircase was a wicked new oaken thing, chemically stained to
+look old, leading up from the new hall.
+
+That hall itself was a piece of stage scenery. He called up what had
+been torn down to make space for all that new big room. He smiled to
+remember that it was nothing but the big empty, spare, plastered
+cavern where all manner of household wreckage piled up; where also the
+beer casks used to be kept in his father’s time. He remembered how he
+had kept his bicycle there, and how proud he had been of it when he had
+been first allowed to ride it. He remembered having asked leave to keep
+his rabbits in there during the cold weather.
+
+So all that was gone. And in its place was this sham old oak with the
+huge great beam—Baltic, not English, and the ridiculous sham date
+upon it—and in the dining-room, where he had been allowed on grand
+occasions of childhood, in the old dining-room now panelled, damasked
+and changed out of recognition, the abominable Ancestor grinning, and
+the abominable “refectory” table, long, with carved legs, darkened, and
+of the sort called antique.
+
+He would change all that.
+
+He was as certain that he would change all that as he was that he had
+(virtually) the twenty thousand pounds; and of such is the kingdom of
+twenty-three years old.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Aunt Hilda came in, not over-pleased with whatever she had been doing.
+She had been calling on the county people, and she always felt after
+doing that that she was not quite on their scale.
+
+But before going out to call upon people (and she was so kind that
+she had done it in her little car, leaving the big one for John and his
+luggage), she had read two letters which had put her out not a little.
+The first was John’s with its enclosure—and it made her hot with anger
+to think of it. The second was from the Esthonian. He would not wait.
+It was a shame, and it was silly. She had virtually sold the place. She
+was quite sure that either Lord Hellup or dear Amathea’s husband would
+buy. Why, it would probably be decided that very week-end. He could
+perfectly well wait. She was sure he was only fussing in order to make
+her renew. And _that_ she was determined she would _not_ do.
+
+[Illustration: _The atheist Gaul_]
+
+But this criticism of the Esthonian was uncharitable, and also unwise
+in Aunt Hilda. The Esthonian was really suffering, for Esthonians who
+have Europeans in their debt are yet often in debt themselves to bigger
+Esthonians; and such was the condition of this Esthonian. And for all
+I know, even the larger Esthonian up above was in debt to yet another
+enormous Esthonian, until you got to the centre of the great spider’s
+web in New York, to which nowadays even Frankfort and London bow down.
+
+But anyhow, in this piffling matter of these few thousand pounds the
+Esthonian was fussing abominably, and his letter was peremptory. The
+date for payment fell in the very next week. He respectfully but very
+urgently required her answer. Had she received anything on account?
+Had she anything to show him in writing which he could show to others
+(for the Esthonian was quite frank in this matter, as he sometimes was
+when he thought it profitable to be so). He said he really needed the
+money; and he really did—there was no reason why he should pretend not
+to; quite the contrary. But it is true that the Esthonian did not need
+the money so very much as he pretended.
+
+Alas! poor Aunt Hilda had no writing yet to show! You cannot show in
+writing the growing devotion of an American business man to a fine
+figure of an Englishwoman not so old as himself. Nor the growing
+appetite for a quiet country place in the wife of a Coalition Peer.
+
+She had not answered the letter. She had temporised. And that made her
+mood more irritable still.
+
+It was in such a state of human tempers—Aunt Hilda exasperated and
+John, as he believed, quiet and firm, but really more exasperated
+still—that the meeting between them took place. She poured out tea for
+him. He spoke vaguely of London and, knowing well that he was applying
+an irritant, he told her with what anxiety to be under her roof he had
+put off his engagement upon the Halls. She in her turn had exploded at
+him and told him that she wanted to hear nothing about that horrible
+side of life, and he had said:
+
+“Very well, very well. There’s nothing in it, to be sure.”
+
+She wanted to make the best of her party for her guests. She felt that
+her nephew was popular with those whom he knew, and could make himself
+popular with those whom he did not. She switched off on to who was
+coming.
+
+“I’ve told you who they are, John, there are only five, and only two
+women. I had to ask Lord Hambourne, because he was so kind to me over
+that unfortunate business of Oriel when _you_ refused to go to Oxford.
+He was _most_ considerate. He made every allowance for you. I’ve always
+been intending to have him down at the Catchings, and I’ve not had him
+here all that time.”
+
+John nodded.
+
+“If only you had gone to Oxford, John, you would have had the advantage
+of one of the greatest minds in the world. Lord Hambourne....”
+
+John interrupted.
+
+“Yes, I know,” he said. “They call him Hambone.”
+
+“That’s silly and vulgar,” said Aunt Hilda.
+
+“It is,” said John. “So is he.”
+
+“He’s nothing of the sort. I met him often when I ran up there before
+you came back to England when I was making the arrangements. He’s one
+of the nicest men I have ever met. You only run him down because he’s
+poor.”
+
+“That may have something to do with it,” said John deliberately.
+
+Aunt Hilda was on the point of violence, when she controlled herself
+and turned it off to the other two.
+
+“Then there’s Lord Hellup, and his daughter Isabeau.” Aunt Hilda looked
+at her nephew for a moment, but he gave no response. “Have you met
+them?” she said.
+
+“Yes,” he answered rather surlily. “I’ve met them at the Pattles’.”
+
+“There are no Pattles,” said Aunt Hilda majestically. “If you mean Lady
+Pattle....”
+
+“Yes, I mean old Mother Pattle,” said John, and Aunt Hilda sighed.
+
+“Then there’s a man, John, I really want you to meet, and to be careful
+about, if only for my sake.”
+
+John said that for her sake he would do anything.
+
+“Very young men like you, John, may do things that not only ruin their
+own careers, but really hurt other people. I have asked Amathea—Amathea
+de Beaurivage that is—and her husband.”
+
+John looked at her innocently.
+
+“Why not? Who are they?”
+
+“You know perfectly well, John,” she said. “The man that was Sir George
+Huggins, who did all that splendid work during the war.”
+
+“Oh, Lord Mere de Boreevarge?” said John, charmingly and spontaneously.
+“Yes, I’ve read about him. A great financial brain. I read that only
+to-day, as I was coming down, in the paper—which paper, upon my soul,
+I forget. Or was it in _The Howl_?—which belongs to Cad Toronto.”
+
+“For God’s sake, John,” said Aunt Hilda, exasperated, “behave yourself,
+at any rate when you meet him! And why do you call him De Bo-ree-varge?”
+
+“Because it’s spelt that way. And I’ve always read it like that.”
+
+“Well, I don’t know if you’re telling the truth. But please to
+understand that it’s Bruvvish.”
+
+“I will,” said John solemnly. “I’ll call him Mere Bruvvish, and her,
+Lady Mere Bruvvish. Bruvvish all the time.”
+
+Aunt Hilda got up from her chair and stood in front of the fire looking
+at her nephew. She had something to say. It might be the wrong time
+to say it, when they were half-quarrelling; but she wanted to get it
+over, and perhaps a certain softness of manner would come better after
+a passage like this than later on, when the trouble might begin again.
+
+“John,” she said, “I want to put it to you quite frankly. I think it
+would be wrong to hide it from you, though I have a perfect right to do
+what I am doing. I want to tell you everything, so that nothing shall
+go wrong, because these next few days are so important to me; and to
+you too, my dear. And to Rackham Catchings.”
+
+“Never mind me, Aunt Hilda,” said John quietly. “And for the matter of
+that, don’t take too much trouble about the Catchings.”
+
+Aunt Hilda controlled herself again.
+
+“Both those men are prepared to make an offer. I shall ask £60,000 for
+£50,000. And I happen to know, privately, that both are thinking of it.”
+
+“I didn’t know Hambone was worth it,” said John quietly.
+
+“Nonsense,” snapped his aunt. “Hambourne indeed! Lord Hambourne! And
+please don’t call him Hambone, like a schoolboy. No! Lord Hellup, and
+Amathea and her husband may either, or both, make an offer. There.
+I’ve told you, and you ought to know. Remember, John,” she went on
+hurriedly, “that you are the only one I have, and when I am gone”
+(after which illogical sentence she heaved a profound sigh from her
+considerable chest—which had, as might be, thirty more years of life
+in it), “it really concerns you as much as it does myself. I tell you
+quite frankly, and quite plainly, that I am not going to take less than
+£50,000.”
+
+For half a minute or so John gave no answer. She had said nothing about
+his letter. He looked in the fire, as though it were an old friend with
+whom he was consulting, and leaned his solid young head on his left
+hand. Then he rose slowly in his turn, and without facing Aunt Hilda,
+putting both hands upon the mantelpiece and still gazing into the fire,
+he said:
+
+“Aunt Hilda, I can’t offer you £50,000; but you’ve had my letter, there
+you have it in black and white, after so much palaver. I can and do
+offer you £20,000. It’s firm.”
+
+The effect of this remark upon Aunt Hilda may be compared to that
+produced by the slipping of a piece of ice down the neck of a neighbour
+at dinner during an ardent conversation; a practical joke which I hope
+is no longer fashionable. The victim is at first oddly shocked, as by
+a spasm—then stabbed into language. So Aunt Hilda. After a gasp she
+flamed up, turned round, found her nephew no longer staring at the fire
+in gentle distraction but facing her, square, firm, and defiant. She
+had received his challenge, she repeated the old insult.
+
+“Twenty thousand pounds? Why, you haven’t got twenty thousand pence!”
+
+The insolence of his proposition! The insufficiency of it! The wild
+impossibility of his being able to fulfil it! His assurance! Why, he
+was her dependent——
+
+John Maple was like a wrestler in his attitude and in his mood,
+standing ready for the spring. He tried hard not to quiver, but he was
+quivering all the same.
+
+“I have said twenty thousand more than once, Aunt Hilda, and now I’ve
+written it and given you the paper to accept,” he answered, “I _mean_
+twenty thousand.”
+
+Her reply was complete. She told him not to make a fool of himself.
+They both sat down to cool off.
+
+“Well, John, it’s no good quarrelling over nonsense, is it?”
+
+“It isn’t nonsense,” said John. “There may be a day,” he added darkly,
+“when you will think better of it.”
+
+Aunt Hilda groaned. She had not had much to do with young people, but
+she had heard they were all like that. She recovered her temper.
+
+“There may be, John,” she said, laughing uneasily, “but at any rate not
+yet, and not for Rackham Catchings.”
+
+“I didn’t offer it for the Catchings. I know the Catchings would cost
+more. I offered it for Rackham.”
+
+And he went out to cool off further. They saw each other no more till
+dinner.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+At dinner a truce was declared. They talked of anything: principally of
+the County. Hilda Maple was longing to do two things: first, to relieve
+her nerves by asking him to be particularly good when the guests came
+on the morrow, Saturday—but she had had the sense to hold her tongue—it
+would only have provoked a new quarrel, and after all, she could trust
+John Maple to behave himself if he felt inclined. She also knew that
+nothing would prevent his saying something to upset the _ci-devant_
+Huggins and his wife if he did not feel inclined. With Hellup she felt
+he was safe, and as he had no particular grudge against lords as
+such or dons as such, but rather a natural sympathy with poor men, she
+felt he would be safe with Lord Hambourne—though she could not get over
+the disrespectful allusion to Hambone; but she thought he might have
+picked it up from his Oxford acquaintances in London, and she let it
+lie.
+
+[Illustration: _“Twenty thousand pounds? You haven’t got twenty
+thousand pence!” said Aunt Hilda_]
+
+The second thing she wanted to do was to examine him on this very point
+of Lord Hambourne. She herself hardly knew the man. She had observed
+that he would go to pretty well any house where he would meet rich
+people. She thought, quite rightly, that both the others would like to
+meet a brother peer with a few generations behind him.
+
+She dipped her tongue in honey (if you will excuse the coarseness of
+the phrase), and said sweetly to her nephew at dessert:
+
+“Tell me, John, I think you know Lord Hambourne, don’t you? Or about
+him, anyhow? You see, I know him _well_. Only I was told that he was
+interested in old furniture and understood it, and I wanted him to
+help me a little in that.” (It was true; but it was also true that
+she wanted him to help her in impressing his wealthier peers with the
+fact that the furniture was old and that the Beam was old and that
+the Ancestor was old, and that in general the Catchings were old and
+vouched for by that venerable glory the Hambourne peerage.)
+
+“Oh,” said John, “I’ve met him. And I’ve got friends, as I said, who
+have known him at Oxford. And there’s one man in his fourth year whom I
+know rather well and he did Psychology with him. Rather likes him. You
+know that he does journalism?”
+
+“Who?” said Aunt Hilda.
+
+“Hambourne.”
+
+“No, I didn’t. What do you mean by journalism?”
+
+“Why, this stuff they call Personal Journalism. He talks about people
+whom he’s really met, and also about people whom he pretends to meet.
+But he won’t sign. Perhaps it’s a point in his favour, for they’d
+pay him double if he did. But the rag he’s on is really so base that
+perhaps it pays him one way and another not to sign. You see, his
+column’s called ‘Behind the Scenes.’ It’s in _The Howl_.”
+
+“Oh!” said Aunt Hilda. Her heart had risen slightly at the idea that he
+might be useful to advertise her and hers. It sank a little at hearing
+under what headline she and hers would appear.
+
+“He’s not scurrilous, is he?” she said, after a pause.
+
+“I’m told,” said John Maple, critically and carefully separating his
+words, “that he would like to be, and can’t. You see, though he was
+very poor he had a good mother and was an only son and (as he was very
+poor) he did not go to a Public School. It’s very difficult for that
+kind to shake off all their early refinement.”
+
+Aunt Hilda again restrained herself.
+
+“Is it true he is an atheist?”
+
+“Oh, good Lord, _yes_!” protested John Maple. “Why, my dear Aunt Hilda,
+what did you expect? He’s a don, Aunt Hilda—and more than that, he
+belongs to the old-fashioned lot. After all, he was elected to Burford
+nearly thirty years ago.”
+
+Aunt Hilda pursed her lips firmly. She had not got quite used to the
+moral revolution. As for the reaction that is now beginning, she had no
+idea of it.
+
+“But he won’t be blatant, Aunt Hilda,” John went on. “Besides, I know
+Lord Hellup wouldn’t mind.”
+
+“I think,” said Aunt Hilda acidly, “I should know as well as anyone
+what Lord Hellup would or would not mind....” Then she stopped
+abruptly, for she was getting on dangerous ground. She did not want to
+discuss her other two guests and raise a breeze.
+
+John was less discreet.
+
+“As for the other one, old Bruvvish,” he began.... But Aunt Hilda cut
+him short.
+
+“We won’t discuss Lord Mere de Beaurivage, if you please, John, though
+his wife _is_ a friend of mine. A straightforward, plain, English
+gentleman—I think that’s enough said. He never pretends to be what he
+is not, and that is one of the hundred reasons why everybody respects
+him.”
+
+It is immensely to John Maple’s credit that he did not here add
+the other reasons; but he remained silent. The wine he had drunk,
+the influence of the evening, which gave the darkening room a real
+antiquity (for Night is an aged thing), the fact that he had his
+back to the Ancestor and was facing the oak table—which after all
+_was_ old—all this soothed John. In his mind he was already the owner
+of Rackham, planning innumerable things, and among these plans he
+reprieved some part of the Catchings. Yes, he would keep the oak table;
+he might even keep the panelling. But the Ancestor would have to go.
+Corrupted by too early an experience of competition, his mind wandered
+off (after his aunt had left him to his wine) to what he might make on
+the Ancestor. Should it go by auction or how? Then the thought of money
+brought him back to the raising of that £20,000. And _that_ brought him
+back to Bo. And in contemplation of Bo’s image he pleasantly remained.
+
+He went to bed early, too sleepy to pursue the thoughts of banks,
+solicitors, options and the rest, which that excellent young daughter
+of commerce had put into his head. Opportunity would come with the
+morrow.
+
+And it did; as it always does to the young.
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER VIII
+
+
+The three parcels of her week-end party were to be separately delivered
+to Mrs. Maple in three batches. She was just as well pleased. It was
+easier to mix them that way.
+
+Of the three batches Lord Hambourne would be the first.
+
+The title of Hambourne is an ancient one. The first Lord Hambourne,
+son of a rich King’s Lynn merchant under Edward IV., married into the
+Cavells. His son died without issue.
+
+The title was revived by Henry VIII. towards the end of his reign, for
+the ennobling of John Heysham, who had carried out a great part of
+the confiscations in the north, and kept a sufficient proportion for
+himself. He had no heir, but his only daughter married a younger son of
+the Parkers of Luttbury, for whom the title was revived by Elizabeth.
+He was a great deal at the Court attracting the attention of the
+Queen, after the early death of his wife—some say by poison, others by
+disease. He died at the early age of forty-three. He left no heir.
+
+The title was revived by Charles II. as a reward for the loyalty of Sir
+William Malling, a Rutlandshire squire, who had devoted his fortune
+to Charles I.’s cause. His son, the second Lord Hambourne of the
+third creation, was true to the family tradition and accompanied James
+II. into exile. After years of struggling with poverty in the Rue de
+Fouare, in Paris, he died, it is to be feared of malnutrition, leaving
+no heir.
+
+The title was revived in the early days of George III. by the managers
+for that monarch, who, having a pressing need for support in the House
+of Commons, thought it only their duty to close the long and honourable
+career of Henry Porter, a large shipmaster turned squire, five times
+member for King’s Lynn—of whose burgesses he could always purchase a
+considerable majority. He had doggedly voted in the Court interest
+until he was thus raised to the peerage.
+
+When the question of choosing his title arose, a local gentleman of
+antiquity and _vertu_ pointed out to him the original connection
+between King’s Lynn and the Hambourne name; on which account it is now
+generally—and erroneously—believed that the peer of Edward IV. was the
+ancestor of our Hambournes of to-day.
+
+From that day to this, for four whole generations, the title has never
+failed. The family fortune was dissipated by the second Lord Hambourne
+(of the fifth creation) partly in entertaining the Regent, partly by
+losing money at cards to the Regent’s more intelligent friends. The
+title passed, just before the accession of Queen Victoria, to a cousin,
+possessed of an annuity of some £800 a year and a pleasant house with
+an orchard in Kent.
+
+_His_ eldest son, after a life of honest toil in the Civil Service,
+died childless—and of course impecunious. The title passed, just before
+the Boer War, to a then young man his nephew, who had just been elected
+to a classical Fellowship at Burford College. The lad was not without
+initiative; straitened circumstances had perhaps sharpened his wits;
+but anyhow, while he was making it his business to talk psychology, to
+buy books on psychology, to speak in debates on psychology, and even
+to attend the foreign congresses on psychology, certain of his friends
+were persuading The Turtle Eaters Company that Oxford was perishing
+for the lack of a Chair in Psychology; so when that Chair must be
+filled, what claim more obvious than Lord Hambourne’s? The envious who
+pointed out how little he knew even of a subject on which there is so
+little to be known were silenced by the very true retort that the other
+candidates knew nothing.
+
+With the Great War came his opportunity. It was admitted on all
+sides that he had procured for his country the great advantage of
+the only telepathic system among the Allies which could compare with
+the splendid organisation of the Germans. And while Ragensdorp in
+Leipsig was reading, with the success that has rendered him famous,
+the deep strategic thoughts of one British Minister after another
+during those four and a half years, Lord Hambourne with far greater
+success was reading the strategic thoughts of Hindenburg, Ludendorf
+and Falkenhayn and communicating them daily to the Cabinet. On the
+Continent his powers were less appreciated, and it is to be feared that
+the prolongation of the struggle was largely due to the failure of the
+Italians and French to do credit to a science with which they were as
+yet unfamiliar.
+
+The Coalition Government rewarded such great services to the country
+with a grant of £20,000. It was paid over at once, and the honoured
+recipient was on the point of retiring from his arduous academic
+duties, when the unexpected fall of the mark destroyed his prospects.
+For though Lord Hambourne had accurately read the thoughts of those who
+had determined to preserve the German currency, he had never thought
+of tapping one master mind in New York, whence alone he would have
+received more accurate information on the future of his securities.
+
+As his very just estimate of the German character had led him to put
+the whole of a grateful nation’s offering into the German domestic
+loans, he found himself, long before the date of Hilda Maple’s party
+at Rackham, possessed of Bonds to Bearer Series 2 Nos. 555201–598237
+of the first German internal 5 per cent. guaranteed reimbursable Peace
+Loan, worth anything between 5¾d. and 6d. the lot.
+
+But though thus denuded of material goods, he had acquired all the
+special qualifications of his profession, and even a first-rate
+academic manner with a strong stammer, a habit of saying, “Quate!
+Quate!” at the ends of most of his sentences, a nickname among the
+undergraduates, and a sheaf of stories about him, the subtle humour of
+which missed fire outside the University.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Lord Hambourne, then, was coming to Rackham on the Saturday early; he
+was coming in time for lunch and (being poor) by train.
+
+He was a very sensible man. He kept very careful accounts. He
+calculated that the free lunch at Rackham almost exactly paid for the
+return ticket from Oxford (a week-end third)—though, of course, it did
+not cover the ticket from London down to Sussex. He took a single for
+_that_ journey, on the chance that one of the guests would motor him
+back to town on the Monday. In his letter he had told his hostess how
+eager he was to be in her county again, and what a pleasure it was to
+get off from Oxford and the associations of so much hard work. For Lord
+Hambourne had to lecture on psychology for one hour on two days a week
+by statute, and very often added a third lecture freely and of his
+own accord for a reasonable fee. And, like all dons, he only had six
+months’ holiday in the year. To such men in our strenuous University
+life the free air and repose of a week-end make all the difference.
+He was to be excused, then, for taking that morning train. And as it
+trundled him up to Paddington, and he further trundled on from Victoria
+(there was an hour between the two, and that saved him the expense of a
+cab) he was thinking how many paragraphs Rackham would account for in
+his social column. He decided that a house of that calibre was not good
+for more than two, and just possibly they might even cut out one of
+those. The first he had already begun to scribble in the train:
+
+ “_I ran down to Rackham Catchings this week-end, Mrs. Hilda
+ Maple’s charming place in Sussex. It is a fifteenth-century
+ home, quite unspoiled, a rare thing nowadays. Mrs. Hilda
+ Maple is, of course, the widow of Mr. William Maple, and she
+ was famous some years ago in London during her distinguished
+ husband’s lifetime for her_ salons _to which all the great
+ lights of the day had the_ entrée....”
+
+and so on. There were about twenty lines of it. If anything happened
+he would work in a second paragraph. He hoped, with a doubtful hope,
+that something would happen, though it was difficult to see what could
+happen with a dull woman like Hilda Maple and a Yankee lord and a war
+profiteer (for he had been told who was coming). Still, he hoped—and
+his hope was rewarded. A good deal did happen.
+
+Yet another thought was at the back of the noble Professor’s mind as he
+travelled. He wanted to make quite sure that there really was nothing
+old—at least, nothing older than the eighteenth century—in Rackham
+Catchings. He suspected as much, but he wasn’t certain. He liked to
+know those things. It gave him a hold over people. One never knew when
+it might turn up useful.
+
+Lord Hambourne, like most of the academic tribe, had real knowledge in
+one matter outside his own subject. He did understand old wood, from
+adzed chamfered beams to Misericordes. As for psychology, he knew by
+this time as much about it as any other man, for it was now many years
+since that rich cousin of his, then in the Ministry, had terrified
+the Turtle Eaters Company into founding the Chair. It was quite a new
+subject in those days, the last years of Queen Victoria; but he had
+kept pace with it, and braced himself to read the duller and nastier
+books of our own time.
+
+I have told how, during the war, he had enjoyed the one brief period
+of good pay he had ever known, had ended with a little fortune and had
+lost it.
+
+Now the war was over and he was back again at the old grind, and though
+an intelligent man, had become so provincial through long residence
+at the University as to imagine that no one guessed his little
+supplementary journalistic journal as “Behind the Scenes” in Lord
+Toronto’s paper _The Howl_.
+
+He was favourably impressed with the motor-car which met him. He was
+delighted to see, as Rackham burst upon his gaze, that all the antique
+part of the front was quite new, and that the old part was not very
+old. He sized it up at once for what it was. But he still had fears
+that there might lurk within it some mediæval stuff; for, after all, it
+was church loot. He had got that from a brother don whose Churchism was
+so high that he had gone deep blue. He even knew that the particular
+monks from whom it had been grabbed were _Pre-mon-stra-tentians_—a term
+which meant nothing to him, and which he always got wrong when he tried
+to spell it.
+
+His hostess greeted him with an enthusiasm to which his poverty was
+unaccustomed, and which he rightly put down (for was he not a Professor
+of Psychology?) to her slight acquaintance with lords. She had within
+five minutes (by way of comparison with Rackham) deftly alluded to his
+own ancestral home. It was a subject he detested, because he had not
+been able to repair it, and the people who had taken it stoutly refused
+to spend a penny on it—let alone badgering him half a dozen times a
+year about gutters, pipes and drains. He lost by the ancestral home.
+And Lord Hambourne was a man in whose mind subjects connected with the
+loss of even small sums of money are very painful. Then he suddenly
+thought that since she had looked up the name of his place in some
+book, and had shown some faint interest in it, he might use her later
+for selling it. He had never been able to find a purchaser yet.
+
+The ancestral home having been put into its corner, Mrs. Maple all
+during lunch rubbed Rackham into the mind of her distinguished guest.
+And as lie after lie proceeded from her spate of local history and
+personal reminiscence, he deftly plucked out the truths like plums and
+pigeonholed them in his mind.
+
+Enormous as her information had been, she kept a wad or two back for
+those who were to come.
+
+And the Hellups arrived first. They came (“of course,” as Lord
+Hambourne would have said in his column), by car, and a very good
+car it was; not showy, but exactly suited to its purposes as a car:
+elastic, silent and shockless. Hellup was a man who thought comfort
+out, and thought it out rightly.
+
+In one detail only had he not realised his thinking out. And that was
+through love of his daughter. For Lovey-Lad had come down with them,
+with horrid menace in his eye, all the way from London. He had had
+to waste his ferocity upon the landscape; but he looked up to any
+mischief as he came in bow-legged, growling, formidable, but reduced
+to conventions by a nice smack on the nose from his adoring mistress,
+just to make him understand that he was among friends. It would never
+have done if he had dug his teeth into the well-displayed and most
+sufficient flesh-coloured calves of Aunt Hilda. It was the only thing
+that might have caused trouble between her father and herself.
+
+Now with the appearance of this father and daughter the air changed,
+as it does change when, known only privately to pairs, but subtly
+influencing others, affection comes under a roof. It was an affection
+real upon the part of that crisp, humorous and successful, contented
+trans-Atlantic man, sincerely received by his hostess. In Bo I cannot
+tell you how freshly intense was affection, nor in John how profoundly
+sincere. Alas! that with four such currents of mutual attraction
+crossing in the Hall of Rackham, only Lord Hambourne should have failed
+to polarise. But, Professor of Psychology though he was, he tumbled
+to nothing. Nor, certainly, did Aunt Hilda tumble to John and Bo. And
+as for those two young people, they had an intellectual knowledge of
+the charming friendship between their elders, but of real appreciation
+thereon nothing whatever. They had something better to think of.
+
+However, as I have said, affection mellowed things, and the air was
+kindly when in half an hour after the Hellups an enormous machine,
+the size of a cottage, driven by a gentleman whose uniform vaguely
+recalled the General Officers of Central American States, and having
+by his side yet another uniformed gentleman of a more moderate type,
+purred, roared, halted and panted grandly before the door.
+
+Therein, through large spaces of glass could be seen a huge bunch of
+hot-house flowers, set in a silver sconce. It faced in its gay opulence
+the owner of the splendid conveyance, Lord Mere de Beaurivage himself.
+His considerable though not elongated form was protected from the
+inclemencies of the weather by a fur coat and, as to his legs at least,
+by the mounted skin of a very fine African lion, the head of which
+drooped, fierce, towards his feet, while the hinder quarters performed
+the same office of comfort for his wife, who sat upon his left.
+
+And what a wife!
+
+Her dress, though the afternoon was yet young, seemed compounded of a
+material wherein there entered no small proportion of gold. The hair
+upon her head, cut very short (and upon her ample neck even shaved) was
+more than sufficient in its amount, and excellently blended, crowning
+a large, determined face, in fine contrast with the somewhat more
+exhausted but equally expansive visage of her lord.
+
+As she thus swept up, throned, the stern look of mastery which befits
+the mistress of such great possessions still dignified her glance, yet
+it dissolved into delighted smiles and half-closed elongated eyes of
+joy as she caught sight of dear Hilda unconventionally rushing out to
+meet her upon the very threshold.
+
+John Maple (and his aunt was grateful to him) helped her down from the
+car.
+
+“Darling Hilda!”
+
+“Oh! Darling Amathea!”
+
+The two women were clasped in each other’s arms.
+
+Lord Mere de Beaurivage alighted with more circumspection, considerably
+aided by the second of his two dependants, the one in the lesser
+uniform, and set foot upon the sacred soil of England with a grunt,
+followed by a heavy breathing. For the exertion of such a man in
+leaving a vehicle is even more trying to him than his exertion in
+mounting one. The lion skin lay deserted upon the floor of the car. The
+lion’s master followed his wife hobbling into Rackham Catchings.
+
+Aunt Hilda gave them time to recover from the enormous fatigues of the
+journey, solacing them with tea, impressing them with the dignified
+figure of Corton. Then only, when she had gathered them together
+(making at the same time certain signs to John with uplifted eyebrows
+and sharp glances), did she take them round in a herd, to put a climax
+to their rivalry for the house by filling it with history.
+
+She was a determined woman. The thing had to be done some time, and
+the sooner the better, as a foundation for all that had to be wound
+up by way of business in a brief week-end. The Esthonian in his
+character of Mr. Rupert de Vere of Jermyn Street was upon her: he would
+not wait.
+
+[Illustration: _Fond embrace of Hilda, relict of the late William
+Maple, Esquire, of Rackham Catchings in the County of Sussex, and
+Amathea, wife of George, First Baron de Beaurivage (pronounced
+Bruvvish)_]
+
+And John followed the flock, looking up with sagacious vacuity at
+picture and carving and beam as each was mentioned, and down, as each
+was mentioned, at table and at chair and at _bric_ and at _brac_: and
+feeling as he had felt on but one other occasion of his life, when Bo
+had insisted on his joining a horrible clot of tourists who were doing
+the Tower. It was a delightful thought that this trial would not last
+so long; for after all Rackham, though more beloved, was not as large
+as the Tower. He was glad of that.
+
+He got what amusement he could out of information startlingly new to
+him. He learned more than he thought could be known about Rackham—let
+alone the Catchings. He learned that the Hall (where he so vividly
+remembered the rabbit hutches, the plaster and the bicycle) dated in
+part from the end of Queen Elizabeth’s reign, but with later additions
+under James I. He learned that the great beam running across it from
+the staircase to the fire-place had upon it the date 1487, and was
+probably the oldest dated object in the house. He learned that a little
+chair which his father had bought for him when a tiny child because he
+had fallen in love with it himself during a visit to London had been
+a chair belonging to Queen Anne’s nursery, and given to one of his
+forbears by Sarah Duchess of Marlborough. He learned that the damned
+panelling was made from one of the ships of the Spanish Armada. These
+things he learned, and many more.
+
+The Fury of Destruction rose in his heart and was struggling with the
+Comic Spirit, when, towards the close of the lecture, as they were
+waddling back to the drawing-room again, through the dining-room, and
+had just heard startling things about the oak table and Ben Jonson—as
+Lord Mere de Bruvvish was giving signs of distress—it was a good long
+walk for him—as Darling Amathea’s admiring exclamations were growing
+a trifle conventional, and as even Lord Hellup’s thirst for facts,
+dates and measurements was getting satiated, there came something he
+might have expected, for he had heard it before: but now, since that
+suggestion Bo had made in London, it struck with unexpected force. That
+something was the Ghost.
+
+It was as they were passing the Ancestor. The regular phrases had
+come out, how he was Sir Harry Murtenshaw, how he was by Holbein; how
+he combined all the qualities of the great Elizabethans, sea-faring,
+patriotism and, above all, prosperity. How (this was carefully insisted
+upon) he was not a _direct_ male Ancestor. How the name alone was
+enough to show that. How it was his daughter who had brought the
+property into the family of Maple—all that, all the regular stuff.
+Then, as Aunt Hilda led them back towards the drawing-room, she added:
+
+“And it is that man, you know, who was the father of the Ghost.” Bo and
+her lover shot quick glances at each other. Things were going well.
+
+Not till those few weeks ago had John heard of that Ghost: and quite
+certain was John that Aunt Hilda had not heard of it either. It had
+come in with the Ancestor. But I must confess that the Ghost bred in
+her nephew, now that it was taking shape, some admiration for Aunt
+Hilda. He did not know she had it in her! And he had to confess that so
+long as it remained but a story it did put up the value....
+
+He was astonished at her power of fiction; for she held them all really
+interested in their various ways, with the story of the unfortunate boy
+who had been beheaded by the first James, and but for whose premature
+cutting off—in the fullest sense of that term—his sister would not
+have inherited and the Maples would never have possessed the broad
+mud-fields and the rather stunted oaks of Rackham.
+
+It seems that the poor lad—he was hardly past his twentieth year—got
+mixed up in one of the plots in favour of Mary Stuart, and was
+therefore executed in 1613. And now, added Aunt Hilda, lowering her
+voice by four and a half notes and a bittock, and glancing at the
+jewellery upon her fingers, upon that day of the year people say
+that they see him, all in a dark cloak, and in the great ruff of
+the day—_but without a head_. “It’s in one of the bedrooms,” she
+imprudently volunteered. Then to correct that error she hurriedly
+added, “But really it’s great nonsense. Servants’ talk, and the gossip
+of the more ignorant old people on the farms. They like that sort of
+thing,” she concluded with a short laugh—well knowing that other people
+liked the old country house ghost—as a legend—besides servants and old
+people on farms; and among those others were affectionate American
+business men and new war millionaires.
+
+John Maple wondered whether he would be appealed to in corroboration.
+Had she so appealed to him, he would have been torn between his disgust
+at her so raising the value of the place to these competing purchasers,
+the instinct of treating his aunt with courtesy before her guests, and
+the absolute necessity of following Bo’s plan. Luckily she did not risk
+it. She was contented to answer the various questions which were put
+to her with real interest by Lord Hambourne, who took a professional
+interest in such flamboyant lying. He knew enough history to have
+spotted the Holbein already and to appreciate that boys do not have
+their heads cut off under James I. for plots connected with trying to
+save their mothers’ life before they were born.
+
+Lord Hellup was more avid of details, including measurements; he wanted
+to know the exact height of the ghost—up to the neck—the exact day
+of the year, the exact spot where he appeared, the exact hour of the
+night, and all that; but on these, alas! Aunt Hilda could be of no
+service.
+
+Amathea, delighted to find an added glory to a possession which she
+already half felt to be hers, expressed her historic imagination
+without restraint, “Lordy!” she said, and “Help!” and “You make me come
+over all creepy like!” and further, “Well now, I don’t know what an’
+all!” to the accompaniment of raised hands and of rounded eyes. Her
+husband looked as pleased as the fatigue of his recent perambulations
+would allow; and pleased he was, for after all, if one was to have an
+old family place, one might as well have an old family ghost with it.
+Only he was a little anxious about what it would add to the price.
+
+But to John and Bo there came another and a very different thought.
+They must get to work.
+
+And get to work they did.
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER IX
+
+
+On Sunday mornings Lord and Lady Mere de Beaurivage went to church.
+They attended Divine Service. In town it was as often as not the
+afternoon (they were hardly of the generation for fasting communion),
+but in the country (and people of this exalted rank spend most Sundays
+in the country) they received the consolations of religion from eleven
+o’clock till close on lunch. They still felt a certain novelty about
+the Church of England, for what we begin after our fortieth year always
+has a certain novelty about it for the rest of our lives.
+
+As luck would have it, her ladyship was delighted with the parson. He
+had a Cockney accent; he preached no mysterious doctrine; he insisted
+on the plain duties we owe to our fellow-men, especially the duty of
+charity, and more particularly the wickedness of class hatred.
+
+But, as luck would have it, his lordship was not quite so sympathetic.
+For one thing, he didn’t like the allusion to antagonism between the
+East End of London and the West, for he thought (quite justly) that
+that was all rubbish, and he guessed that the parson, in spite of his
+honest accent, must have lived somewhere in the middle. There he was
+wrong. The parson came from Ealing.
+
+Aunt Hilda was with them, you may be sure. She could go in the best
+car and be driven in state, for a lazy morning parked outside God’s
+Acre did not incommode the atheist Gaul. That was all to the good,
+since a pious driver might have wanted to go to chapel, and Aunt Hilda,
+after so many years in Sussex, had learnt how careful one must be of
+religious susceptibilities in the Servants’ Hall.
+
+As they purred back to Rackham Catchings from Rackham Church (by the
+long way, avoiding Rackham village, yet narrowly missing two Rackham
+children who were playing in the road), Hilda and Amathea agreed upon
+the excellence of the parson, the former with enthusiasm (for was she
+not the seller?) but the latter (being purchaser) with more caution.
+For when you are buying and selling parsons, or anything else, it is
+indecent for the purchaser to praise too much: at any rate, in the
+higher ranks of society. With our peasantry, let me assure you, it is
+quite the other way (for I know all about it, having attended many
+markets). They have the nobler, immemorial human habit of the market,
+still customary (I am told) with the Chinese. The seller is most humble
+and deferential about his cow. The purchaser praises it to the skies.
+But, when it comes to cash, reality pierces through the mask and they
+are even more grasping than the rich.
+
+“He’s a wonderful man, Amathea,” sighed Hilda dreamily. “He might have
+had a very great career if he had stopped in London.” (Well, reader,
+what are you grumbling about?—Ealing is a part of London, isn’t it?)
+“But he said he’d had a sort of a call to come down here. And when I
+heard that,” she added simply, “of course I thought it my duty to give
+him the living.” (Oh, wicked woman! He had been put in long before she
+had had anything to do with it!)
+
+To whom Amathea:
+
+“_Dearest_ Hilda! You always was that good about the church! Yer right,
+too! I haven’t often ’eard better preaching. True it was, and straight
+from the heart, in a manner of speaking.”
+
+“I often think,” said Aunt Hilda, gazing wistfully at the top left
+corner of the roof of the motor, as though a vision might appear there,
+“that holiness is the most unmistakable thing on earth. Really that
+kind of man is the kind of man of whom I feel” (she sought for the
+word), “well, that is the kind of man who might in other days than ours
+have worked a miracle.”
+
+“Mayhap he can lay the spook,” said his lordship with a gurgling laugh.
+But the suggestion was received in silence by both ladies; so he
+pursued it no further, and covered his laugh by choking a little.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+While their elders were hearing and discussing the sermon, Bo and
+John began the conjuration. Lord Hambourne in his official quality of
+University Atheist had stayed at home, and so had Lord Hellup in his
+more natural quality of Commercial Sceptic. But the young people were
+safe enough, without disappearing. Lord Hellup was deep in Motley, far
+off, under the garden window of the hall. Lord Hambourne was prowling
+about peering at woodwork and glass and sizing up the Catchings without
+shame: standing on a chair to examine the date “1487” on the beam, and
+remarking that in Rackham alone out of all Europe dates were stamped on
+beams by the carpenters of the fifteenth century, and stamped in modern
+figures.
+
+There wasn’t too much time. It was already noon of Sunday, and by the
+Monday morning at latest the battle must be won.
+
+“Bo, we’re haunting this house,” said John.
+
+“We are,” said Bo. “We haunt in couples.”
+
+And the delight of her eyes in his presence rejoiced him and lit a
+corresponding, less brilliant light in his.
+
+“How are we to begin?” said her lover.
+
+“Listen, Jacko,” she answered. “The ghost has got to clinch his fell
+work before to-morrow morning; this evening, no less.”
+
+(I ought to tell you how she was dressed; but I have only the time to
+tell you that her skirt was of course a kilt, very short for a kilt,
+but a good deal longer than that of Amathea, First Baroness Mere de
+Beaurivage.)
+
+“Well, we’ve got to introduce the ghost early,” said John, “but it’s
+broad daylight for hours. What’s your plan?”
+
+“Boy,” answered the maiden, “you want your thinking done for you.”
+
+He nodded.
+
+“You are approved,” Bo answered to that nod. “That’s how the Secretary
+writes from the Cabinet to our Ambassador—my Ambassador, but not Pop’s
+any longer, ’cause he’s naturalised—you are approved. First now, can’t
+you rattle folk by daylight?”
+
+“More than they want,” he said, “much more than they can bear, Bo.”
+
+“’Tisn’t ‘they,’” said Bo, “it’s him. The aged Bruvvish. Pop wouldn’t
+stand for it. He’s unknown to fear, is my Lord Hellup. He’s as brave as
+the lion-tamer’s wife. There are few ghosts on Manhattan Island, Jacko.
+It’s the other one you’re for, and that’ll spoil Aunt Hilda’s market.
+Badly. D’ye get me? I’ll fix Pop. He shan’t bid. He shall chorus the
+apparition.”
+
+“You’re not going to tell him our plan?” said John in alarm.
+
+“Nope; ’cause you’ve got to come a surprise on him as the Demon Buyer.
+You’ve got to make good. He’ll be just interested and that’ll help roll
+the ghost along.”
+
+[Illustration: _Lord Hambourne is astonished at the modern habits of
+the fifteenth century_]
+
+“You don’t want me to rattle a chain in the passages?”
+
+“Better’n that,” said Bo. “You begin right away. First chance you have.
+Voices, John. Get him to hear voices.”
+
+“Yes,” said John thoughtfully, “that was the basis, wasn’t it? I’m a
+ventriloquist—and a good one.”
+
+“Oh! Jacko! It’ll hum! He’s going to hear voices. They’ll be subdued,
+you know, ’cause they’re from the Other World. He’s going to hear ’em
+this very day to get a move on him. Take him off and try him. Then he’s
+going to hear them before he goes to bed this very night. And then....”
+
+At the prospect thus opening illimitably before her this happy child,
+glorying in youth, to which all such jests are but too welcome, clasped
+her hands in ecstacy.
+
+“Then, we’ll dress you up for the part and——”
+
+But as she spoke the noise of the motor at the door interrupted her,
+the Church party came in, Lord Hellup arose from Motley, Lord Hambourne
+abandoned his examination of antiques, and the conspirators were halted.
+
+“More at lunch,” Bo whispered hurriedly. “Now you help Lord Mere off
+with that coat,” she said loudly, and then added, for John’s advantage,
+“and act the Judas.”
+
+When they had all swarmed into the dining-room for luncheon, though
+they were only seven they managed to make what Lord Hambourne called
+in his literary productions “a buzz of conversation,” wherein appeared
+regularly, like the cry of a tame duck, his own “Quate! quate!” as
+he sat next to Amathea. And now and then “Lor!” from her ladyship.
+He was explaining to her the three main theories of apparitions:
+“Illusions” and the two “Phantasms,” _i.e._ “Phantasms of the dead,” as
+distinguished from “Phantasms of the living,” or P.D., and P.L. as (he
+assured her) they were called among the experts of psychology. He told
+her about Meyer’s theory, Lombroso’s experiments and Julia; also Lodge.
+He had the cunning of his kind, and knew that an academic reputation
+is built by repeating the very little one has read to the completely
+ignorant.
+
+Lord Hellup had been masterfully captured to sit by the side of the
+handsome Hilda, and he was telling her how sure he did love an old
+English house, and how it just got him where he wanted it. The handsome
+Hilda was putting into her voice such inflections as she felt suitable
+to the occasion.
+
+But John Maple—John Maple was occupied by greater things—one of which
+was Bo.
+
+The further conference of those young people needed secrecy, but that
+was not so difficult to attain at a babbling table as one might think,
+for Bo and John were covered by the direct syncopated speech of Lord
+Hellup and the loud, often stammering, always quacking spate of the
+don, as also by the comments, not restrained in tone, big, hearty,
+of Amathea, First Baroness Mere de Beaurivage (you may blame me for
+calling her First Baroness Mere de Beaurivage if you like, but I pass
+the buck to her—it is her own expression).
+
+However, they had to wait, for hardly had John got as far as the first
+few questions when Amathea gave over Lord Hellup to her hostess and
+captured John.
+
+It was not till she had ceased her description of the opening of
+Parliament, which had ended by her nudging John Maple jocosely in the
+ribs to reward him for a mild jest, and swung round again as on a large
+swivel to talk to Lord Hellup, that John was free to turn again to
+Isabeau and renew the interrupted crime.
+
+“Am I talking too loud?” he said, though he might have concocted
+with her a plot to murder his sovereign for all that the eager
+conversationalists on either flank would have known of it.
+
+“No, Jacko,” she answered. “They’re bawling and deaf to the world.”
+
+“I’ll wrap it up, all the same,” he said. “Follow close.”
+
+And then continued pleasantly, not too emphatically, in this singular
+fashion:
+
+“It’s astonishing how much later we are in Sussex than in town. Did you
+notice that? I mean, have you noticed the state of the woods compared
+with any square in London? Or the parks? Do you think you could get
+hold of a large piece of black cloth after dinner and pleat it so
+as to make a sort of cloak? And it’s all nonsense about hearing the
+nightingale before the cuckoo. Like that ass said the other day in
+‘Nature Notes.’”
+
+His partner answered with simplicity:
+
+“I never can get these English birds. I used to think the nightingale
+said ‘nightingale,’ just like the cuckoo says ‘cuckoo.’ Yes, I did.
+I’ve got exactly what you want. It’s a cloak of my own. You’ve got
+black trousers, and you can keep black socks. Only no clocks, you know.”
+
+At this moment Lord Hellup interrupted to ask across the table:
+
+“Jacko, what do you say about it?”
+
+This was the third time the peer had called her nephew Jacko in her
+hearing and Aunt Hilda was impressed.
+
+“About what?” said John cheerfully.
+
+“Your aunt says that the only difference between making farming pay and
+losing on it is the amount of trouble you take.”
+
+He shook his head.
+
+“We have neither of us farmed,” he said.
+
+Then he resumed, to Bo:
+
+“It’s true, though. You _can_ make it pay, I believe. We’ve got a
+neighbour here who makes it pay by asking whether, if I got hold of
+some white paper, you could make it into a ruff for me? That’s all
+that’s wanted. Making farming pay. We’d stick it on the top of the
+cloak. That, and looking carefully after things and not going too much
+up to London, and I’m sure anyone could make it pay. I could wear the
+whole damn contraption on top of my head, and you would sew the ruff on
+top of the neck. Then, as I am sure, thank God....”
+
+“Thank God!” answered Bo gently.
+
+“Bo,” interrupted her father again, “here’s Hilda Maple saying we make
+farming pay in America.”
+
+“Don’t you believe it, Hilda,” said the young woman, using the
+Christian name for elders, after the modern fashion. “From the tallest
+tower of my father’s castle beyond the seas as far as the eye can reach
+over our broad lands there is not a hovel but what is derelict.”
+
+She resumed rapidly to John:
+
+“What about him?” and nodded towards Corton, who was solemnly pouring
+out the better wine for Lord Hambourne, whom he pitied for a gentleman,
+and poor.
+
+“I can believe that,” said John to her emphatically. “Any amount of
+derelict farms in New England too. I’m going to see him after lunch.
+And when I’ve seen him we three will arrange to meet, because you can’t
+really make farming pay on old land. That’s the reason.”
+
+For ten minutes the plot was interrupted by the next artificial turn
+between Amathea and John, which was played upon this occasion to the
+tune of the beauty of the English climate and ended with a second
+nudge to reward a second jest before the swivel turned to the left
+again after the stern law of the tables of the rich.
+
+Then the two young people clinched the thing.
+
+“Aunt Hilda has made a wonderful success of the place,” he said. And he
+caught his aunt’s eye as he said it. “And I must show you the new rock
+garden to-morrow. She put Alpine flowers in it, and a special sort that
+they thought could not grow in England, and it’s doing wonderfully.
+I’ll take him out there after lunch and haunt him. Then, when he’s
+back, we could have a game of billiards, fifty up. Anything up. Then
+I’ll bring Corton round to you there. But you can make almost anything
+grow in England, in the south at least, here in Sussex, if you take
+trouble. Then we will conspire, my dear, it won’t take long.”
+
+“Take him out—soon—and haunt him,” whispered Bo, as they got up. She
+was burning to begin.
+
+So was John. But he had to restrain himself for an hour. His aged guest
+was in the habit of sleeping after the midday meal of a Sunday—he had
+done so in the days when Sunday was his one day of rest and he did so
+still. He chose a deep chair apart in the Library and there grunted
+and snored at peace till half-past three. His host watched and waited.
+As he came out, still heavy with sleep, and cramming into his pocket
+the large coloured handkerchief with which he had covered his head in
+slumber, John met him and took him prisoner, told him they might walk
+out gently for a while, as the day was still and pleasant. He led the
+way to the hall, put on his victim’s coat with tender care and opened
+the door into the garden.
+
+With the kindest touch in the world he slid his hand and forearm into
+the elbow of Lord Mere de Beaurivage, leading him out into the garden
+with all the affection of a relative. It is a vulgar, familiar gesture
+which he would have sickened to make had not stern duty prescribed it.
+He must obey Bo.
+
+As for his captive, that elderly peer was actually flattered. True,
+John Maple was a commoner; but then he was a sort of squire, and as
+Amathea wanted the place so badly, and as John Maple was a kind of heir
+(the Baron did not know the exact position—perhaps there was an entail,
+or something: he didn’t understand these things) it was as well to be
+friends.
+
+John Maple led out through the damnable rhododendrons and across the
+accursed rock garden to where Aunt Hilda had arranged a little fountain
+with a leaden Cupid in the middle holding a duck which squirted a
+fountain of water from its bill.
+
+“I’d as lief ’ave a rest, Mr. Miple,” said the elder man, “quite a
+short walk puffs me.”
+
+There was a bench, and they sat down.
+
+The splashing of the water was the only sound. It was still all about.
+John Maple remembered how all this bit had looked in his childhood,
+not garden but wild undergrowth; how he had cut a fork for a catapult
+from a hazel here; and how once on the edge of that scrub, being all
+alone, he had looked wide-eyed at a fox lurching by with a sly smile
+showing its sharp teeth on its face.
+
+He saw the old rough again clearly in his mind. It hardened him to
+his duty. He must sweep away all that horror of Alpine garden and
+rhododendrons and fountain, and replant the wild. But to do that he
+must achieve. And to achieve he must move Acheron and the Nether World.
+
+“It’s very quiet, Lord Mere,” he began, “especially after London.” He
+thought with justice that this gambit would suit the mind of his guest.
+And his guest replied that he couldn’t a-bear London, except o’ course
+for meeting one’s friends; but there, country friends and country ways
+were the best.
+
+“It’s in the quiet of Rackham,” said John, after a little calculated
+pause, “that I remember my childhood.” He was violating sacred things,
+but he had his duty to do. “I was a nervous child,” he went on. “They
+always had to leave a light in my room. And my dear old nurse would sit
+awake for hours with the door open of her room down the passage. She
+never allowed them to frighten me with the story, you know.”
+
+“What story?” said Lord Mere, in whose solid mind there were two very
+clear categories—nonsense in books and things as reely did ’appen.
+
+“Oh,” went on John hurriedly, and as though to get over something
+unpleasant as quickly as possible, “the story of the ghost, you
+know.... _She believed it_—dear old thing. She would have thought it
+impious not to believe in spirits. And on the top of that there was the
+feeling she had for the family. But she loved me more, and she would
+never let me hear of it. But I couldn’t help hearing of it. There was a
+foolish maid who spoke once ... and terrified me. And I heard the groom
+complaining to my father about the terror of the horses on a certain
+night.”
+
+“What’s that about the ’orses?” asked Lord Mere nervously, and with the
+beginning of an ill-ease in his heart.
+
+“Well, you know,” said John, “animals are supposed to see these things
+from the other world sometimes when we can’t. It’s no wonder I was
+terrified by the story as a child. I used to dream of it. And once,
+you know—well, of course, it’s all nonsense. But children are the prey
+of such things.... Once I _did_ think I saw it—just at that season of
+the year ... this season ... standing quite clearly in the firelight.
+I hadn’t been well, and I think that’s the reason they had put me in
+the old room with the big bed, over the drawing-room. So that nurse
+could be next door. I had been asleep, and in the middle of a terrible
+nightmare. I can’t remember the nightmare, except some confused
+impression of violence and,” he sank his head, “a child couldn’t know
+the name for it ... but it was the shadow of Death.... I remember that
+panic acutely still. I was only ten—I woke up, suddenly—broad awake. I
+sat up in the bed trembling—and, oh, Lord Mere” (and here John looked
+at the old man’s face and saw it beginning to stare, the head drawn
+back a little), “it was an agony I shall never quite forget.... It was
+an illusion, I know. But....”
+
+“Course it was, boy. Course it was, Mr. Miple, I mean.” He wheezed into
+an uncomfortable laugh. “Yer know that as well as I does!”
+
+“Yes, Lord Mere,” said John thoughtfully, “I suppose I know it _now_.
+One grows out of these things. But it was abominably real then.... I
+don’t know why, but this time of year it still comes back to me....
+Association, I suppose.”
+
+“Not that you’ve seen nothing since, Mr. Miple?” pursued his lordship
+anxiously.
+
+“No, no, no!” John assured him. “I am sure it was a matter of health,
+and I got my health back as I grew up. And you know, I went abroad. So
+it became only a memory.”
+
+The old man was restless. And when John began again, “Of course, they
+say that the influence of a violent and horrible death....” Lord Mere
+de Beaurivage wanted to change the subject.
+
+“Yus, yus, yus!” he said hastily, as John helped him to his feet. They
+went back slowly towards the house, Lord Mere already hobbling even
+after so short a stroll, and John tenderly supporting him by the arm
+and treading most leisurely to ease the old man’s way.
+
+It was after some moments of silence, when they were in the thick
+of the rhododendrons on either side, that Lord Mere de Beaurivage
+gave a startled twist in the midst of a step, a twist that hurt him
+and stopped him as he shot a glance at the thick growth to his left.
+He had heard—he thought he had heard—had he heard?—an evil whisper,
+sneering little words, not high above the ground, as from the mouth of
+something creeping, not human: surely the leaves had never stirred in
+that windless afternoon? And the words he had heard, or thought he had
+heard, were: “To the house,” or “in the house”—something like that. It
+was a sibilant sound. He had heard the word “house” sneered at him....
+Surely he had heard it.... It was a sound such as rustling leaves might
+have made.... But then no leaf had stirred.
+
+He turned his head towards John. He was still halted, and still
+breathing heavily.
+
+“What’s the matter, Lord Mere?” said the young man, with great
+sympathy. “I’m afraid I’ve overtired you?” The old fellow shook his
+head.
+
+“No, no. It’s me heart, I think,” he said. “I’m orl right. Let’s be
+getting along and doing—along and doing. Get among the others, eh? Get
+among the others. More cheerful-like.”
+
+They were moving away from the rhododendrons now, and into the open.
+So much to the good. And there was the house before them. He thought of
+that whispered word “house,” and he shuddered.
+
+Then he shook off the little trouble. It had only been a moment. And
+any small beast creeping in the shrubs might have brushed through with
+that sibilant sound.
+
+During what remained of their brief companionship as they made back
+towards the porch John Maple cheered his guest in every way.
+
+_He_ made no allusion to the Abominable Thing. He even appeared to have
+forgotten it.
+
+But Lord Mere de Beaurivage, as he painfully put down his hat and stick
+on the oaken chest in the hall, and more painfully crawled out of his
+coat with his companion’s aid, had something or other on his mind that
+would not away. He turned back suddenly on his way toward the library,
+put one arm on John’s shoulder, and looked with a fixed but uncertain
+look in his poor old yellow eyes, straight into the frank glance of his
+hostess’ nephew.
+
+“Did yer say it ’ad no ’ed?” he whispered thickly.
+
+“Oh, Lord Mere,” answered John, “don’t let’s think of it!” He drew
+in his breath. “It was a long time ago, and I tell you, I was only a
+child. And—and—I’m sleeping here to-night also,” he added, suddenly.
+“So the less I think of it the better.”
+
+Then he watched the broad, squat figure retreating slowly towards
+the library door. He saw the painful aged gesture of the gouty hand
+upon the knob, the shuffle into the room beyond. He thought he heard
+something like a groan, and in his heart he half repented.
+
+But already that which commanded him was upon him: no less than Bo
+herself, swinging into the hall out of the drawing-room like a rather
+too tall ray of sunshine.
+
+“Dog-Man,” she said, “how’s your end? Have you bitten ’em? Have you
+bitten ’em good and hard?”
+
+There was no lack of healthy determination in _this_ conspirator. Women
+know their minds. At least, some women do. And especially those of the
+kind who make happy marriages. John was learning every hour. But pray
+remember that the woman tempted him.
+
+He was a little ashamed, and he did not meet her eye.
+
+“I have suggested things, Bo. I did say a few words. Made an
+atmosphere.”
+
+“Was he scared?” persisted his implacable premate.
+
+“I’m afraid he was,” said John.
+
+“What did ye tell him, Jacko?” she asked softly, with such affection
+that he was relieved. “Did you make it glare?”
+
+“He couldn’t glare without a head, Bo.”
+
+“No more could he,” answered the young lady thoughtfully. “Not in
+nature, that wouldn’t be. But then, _he’s_ not in nature either, Jacko,
+is he? Did ye make Blackie Bogey talk?”
+
+“No,” said her lover. Then he corrected himself. “He did say a word in
+the rhododendrons.”
+
+“_What?_” answered Bo, delighted. “Oh, that’s good! Push it along.
+He’ll babble yet, Jacko. He’ll babble like a brook. He’ll moan and
+he’ll groan. He’ll put down old Uncle Hamlet like a one-spot taking a
+deuce. You are,” she added, after searching for a compliment at the
+back of her mind, “the Bee’s Knees. You are the Cat’s Pyjamas.”
+
+Even as she spoke she was looking through the open drawing-room door
+and the tall French windows towards the big lawn in front of Rackham,
+and there she saw a sight which made her seize John Maple’s wrist
+suddenly and strongly after a fashion more tolerable to-day from her
+sex and age than it would have been half a generation ago.
+
+“Look, Dog-Man!” she whispered excitedly, and jutted her chin towards
+the sight that had thus fixed her eyes.
+
+“What is it, Bo?” he asked. He saw nothing but his aunt and Lady Mere
+de Beaurivage standing on the grass some little way off, and looking up
+towards the new-old woodwork of the house. Once more the comprehension
+of women came to aid the dullness of men.
+
+“You haven’t gotten it, haven’t you?” she said compassionately.
+“John Maple, heir of Rackham, mark the twain. The Baroness is deep in
+converse with the Lady of the Manor upon the green sward. Money’s going
+to talk.”
+
+John Maple understood.
+
+“You think it’s begun already?” said he.
+
+Isabeau Hellup nodded, with a fixed certitude.
+
+“And my noble father will be the next to suffer,” she added.
+
+“It’s a race, Bo,” said John, “between them and us.”
+
+“And you’ve got to win by four little plaits of the mane on the steed’s
+neck—or the whole neck, if you like. But you’ve got to win, damn you,
+Jacko!—you’ve got to win. Now see here. Have you gotten that spell with
+Corton yet?”
+
+“No,” said John. “I can’t do everything at once.”
+
+“Well,” answered Bo, looking at the impossible watch on her wrist,
+“step on the gas and shoot. There’s no time to lose.”
+
+He agreed.
+
+“I’m going to fix the coat and the ruff. And I’m going to sew through
+the slit in it that dandy little sword which I got from the shield
+stack on the stairs; six in a star. There’s only five now. But I put
+them straight. No one’ll notice. You run off to Corton.” She paused
+and added, “And I’ll add a word to Lord Mere. Just a word. Just a
+follow-up, Jacko. ’Nuff said.”
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER X
+
+
+Amathea, First Baroness de Beaurivage, stood in ecstacy upon the lawn,
+holding darling Hilda’s arm solidly in the crook of hers—two solid
+arms well interlocked. In spite of the thickness and the shortness of
+her neck, she carried her head a little upon one side, partly from the
+intensity of her emotions, more through her conviction that such an
+attitude befitted the occasion.
+
+“Oh, Ilda!” she said, “darling Ilda, wot a gem! What a reel Jule!” Then
+she sighed. “I wish the Prime Minister could see it, that I do,” she
+continued. “Yer can’t think ’ow ’ot ’e is on old English ’ouses. Why,
+I tell you strite, Ilda, show that man an old English ’ouse, and he
+just fair goes off the deep end—as the saying is. He said to me once,
+he did, ‘Amathea,’ he says—’e calls me Amathea, ’cos Uggins don’t like
+him to call me Mattie—yet we’re pals, ye’ know——” and here she nudged
+her hostess strongly in the rib with a powerful elbow, and that lady,
+having before her one approach to fifty thousand pounds, stalwartly
+bore the blow.
+
+“There’ll never be another like ’im, Ilda,” went on the Baroness
+sentimentally, and in a rather lower tone. “Never no more! There’ll
+be another in ’is place, no doubt—one passeth and another cometh—as
+the good book says. It’s the rule of them great Parliament men, they
+pass away like the flowers o’ the field. Yus, and it’s the rule of the
+’ole world too.” She shook her head. “Mebbe they’ll get some ’ighbrow
+in his room: but we’ll never see the likes of ’im again—not in that
+plice. ’Owever, he’s there now, and long may he stick. A treasure,
+Ilda.” (Then she was off on the house again.) “To see all that quiet,
+and them old trees, and all so peaceful like, and timber on the front
+and all—oh, it fair sets me envious. Aren’t you ’appy, Ilda, aren’t you
+’appy in a plice like this?”
+
+Aunt Hilda sighed in her turn, profoundly.
+
+“Dearest Amathea,” she said, with a Christian squeezing of the arm that
+had so lately dealt her such a cruel blow (you are too young, reader,
+to know what it will feel like to get a bang in the ribs from the elbow
+of a peeress and sister-friend in your fiftieth year), “I shall hate to
+leave it.”
+
+“Oo talks of yer leavin’ it? Why, you’re the queen o’ the place,”
+answered the noblewoman, not without guile, but in her business-like
+heart she was murmuring, “Artful, artful! That artful!”
+
+“Sometimes,” said Hilda Maple, disengaging her arm for one moment in
+the desire to breathe, and under the excuse of smoothing her kilt,
+“sometimes I think that I can’t bear to leave it, and that some day I
+might hope.... Then, you know, there comes back to me all that I owe
+to the family and the name, and how Rackham ought always to be in Maple
+hands.... And then I remember how the poor boy ...” she shrugged her
+shoulders, “well, Mattie, you know what _he_ is.”
+
+“I’m shore he’s an ’andsome, well-set-up young feller,” said Mattie.
+
+“Yes, yes,” sighed Hilda again. “He’s all that. But you know what he
+is. He could never keep the place up. He will never really _earn_.
+His poor father was just like him.... That’s why I sometimes think
+... well, that I ought to realise and leave the poor lad, when I am
+gone ...” (she sighed again, as though she were on the brink of the
+grave) “with a solid lump of money behind him anyhow.” She glanced at
+her companion. “But well tied up, Mattie—you understand me. Well tied
+up. I wouldn’t trust him to keep a penny of it, any more than his poor
+dear father.” And Mattie nodded confidence. “Sometimes I think it’s
+my duty,” Hilda Maple went on, “to sell.... And then sometimes I feel
+torn and distracted....” She clasped her hands, and cast upwards a gaze
+which took in the gables of Rackham and the lower part of the sky. “But
+to think of Rackham no longer in Maple hands!” The distinguished figure
+of Sir Harry Murtenshaw rose before her eyes, the romantic marriage—but
+no ghost. She had already forgotten about _Him_.
+
+Mattie hadn’t.
+
+“Ow! It’s all so romantic! An’ the gowst an’ all!” resumed that lady,
+capturing her hostess’ arm once again and leading her towards the door
+of the hall. “I wish we ud ad a gowst at home when I was young, that I
+do,” and she shook her head. “But there, you can’t have everything!”
+
+There was a pause upon the gravel, and the two ladies made their
+majestic progress towards the entry of those ancient walls. The one was
+ardently longing for an advance—I do not mean a prepayment (for the
+moment), but a suggestion of purchase. The other was considering the
+best form in which that suggestion might be made. Hilda Maple, having,
+if that were possible, the higher breeding, had the more rapid process
+of brain; and the initiative came from her.
+
+“You know, Amathea,” she said gently, reverting to more formality,
+“that Lord ... that your husband has spoken of buying the place?” Her
+tone was thoughtful, gentle, and a little pensive too.
+
+“Why, Hilda Maple,” answered the peeress, standing back as though in
+amaze, “oo’d ’ave thought it?”
+
+“Yes,” went on her hostess, still pensive, still subdued, and she
+sighed again yet more profoundly than before. “Oh, I wish there
+was someone to make up our minds for us, as there was when we were
+children! What am I to say? What am I to do? I can’t bear to leave the
+place, and yet.... And yet.... I think I know where my duty lies. When
+I had several offers for it,” she added, lying gently, “I mean, just
+after the war, when there were so many people after it, I refused,
+as you know.” (It was the first time Mattie had heard of it—and no
+wonder!) “But things were different then; my brother-in-law was alive,
+and the boy seemed such a child. And now, of course, when it’s quite
+a different place in value, with all the changes I’ve made, and the
+improvements, they will come offering me more than they did, and I
+shall be tempted. I know I shall. But I do promise you this, Mattie. I
+won’t even mention figures till I have given you and your husband first
+choice. There! I’ve said it now!”
+
+“I knew you would!” answered Mattie impulsively, at the door, and
+suddenly kissing her friend. “Oh, you’re strite and loyal, you are!
+Pity it is there ain’t more like you. It’s what I was saying to the
+Prime Minister only the other day, when he said that about Uggins. He
+said, ‘Amathea,’ he said (he calls me Amathea, ’cos I won’t let him
+call me Mattie—I don’t think it’s right, nor he wouldn’t neither),
+‘Amathea,’ ’e says, ‘that ’usband of yours is one of a thousand. And do
+you know why I ses it?’ ses he. ‘Because he’s _strite_,’ ses he. ‘He
+runs _strite_,’ ses ’e. ‘I tell you, Amathea,’ he ses, ‘a man that runs
+strite is a jule.’ And you run strite too, Ilda, you do. That’s what ’e
+said. Them was the identical words!”
+
+So the song ended—as the poet Longfellow somewhere remarks—and the
+two ladies strolled into the hall. Amathea, with an agility worthy
+of a better cause, rapidly performed the pounding gymnastics which
+she called “popping upstairs.” She had certain calculations to make,
+certain notes.
+
+As for Hilda, she was turning towards her room, herself also intent on
+certain notes, certain calculations, when she heard a firm and regular
+step, which she knew. It was Lord Hellup. He had just caught up his
+expensive but reasonable grey hat, and his not demonstrative but costly
+gold-headed cane, and was about, as befitted the creases in his clothes
+and the exactitude of his coat, to adorn the gardens of Rackham. He
+had an hour before tea. He was suddenly aware that Hilda stood before
+him. I am sorry to say that he impulsively took her hand, as though he
+were meeting her for the first time in some days. But he smiled and
+she smiled, and he begged her to show him the rosery of which she had
+spoken.
+
+So they went out together, he sixty or so, she fifty, and the spring
+around them both, and in the rosery they talked of roses.
+
+On the way back Hilda Maple led the way round, still talking in the
+manner he found so engrossing, with such refinement, such subtlety,
+such charm, as none other but he had noticed in her conversation,
+until, turning out of the shrubbery, they found themselves upon the
+lawn where so lately Lady Mere de Beaurivage had stood, where Lord
+Hellup now was—but with this difference, that Lord Hellup had far too
+much respect for womankind to link his arm in Hilda’s; contrariwise,
+his hung somewhat awkwardly along his flank.
+
+Hilda Maple gazed at Rackham with a world of affection in her eyes.
+Lord Hellup stood by watching, admiring, nearly worshipping that gaze.
+It apprehended the gables of Rackham, and the lower part of the sky.
+
+“I can’t bear to think of leaving it,” she said in a subdued voice, and
+there was a little catch in it, almost like a sob.
+
+“Why, Mercy!” cried the candid gentleman from overseas, “you’re sure
+not thinking of leaving it, Mrs. Maple! Why, we associate you with
+Rackham, and Rackham with you, like hand and glove. You’re necessary
+to Rackham, Mrs. Maple,” he added, with an emphatic enthusiasm, and he
+very nearly continued, “and Rackham’s necessary to you,” when his quick
+mind perceived that this would be a blunder. He said, with something
+almost like tenderness in his tone, and with a drop of two notes in his
+voice, “I could not bear to think of Rackham without you, Mrs. Maple.”
+
+She sighed—that same sigh.
+
+“There was a time when I would not have dreamed of it, Lord Hellup,”
+she answered. “You know, these things are very difficult to talk
+about——” she delicately put the tips of her fingers upon his arm for
+a moment, and at once withdrew them. “But now I have begun perhaps
+I ought to say it. When they were making all those offers for the
+place—just at the end of the war....”
+
+“Were they _so_?” inquired Lord Hellup with interest, and a most
+intelligent look in his eyes.
+
+“Yes, yes,” said Hilda Maple hurriedly. “Well, I wouldn’t hear of it
+then. It seemed to me abominable that Rackham should leave the Maple
+name. But then, you know, my brother-in-law was alive then, and John
+was only a boy. I refused them. Of course, it’s more valuable now: that
+was before I had done anything to the place, and I must say,” she went
+on prettily, and smiling at him as she said it, “I have made it what it
+used to be. I do think I may be proud of it.”
+
+“Why, sure, you can,” answered the magnate emphatically. “It’s the
+niftiest little nest I’ve seen this side of the water. The more I see
+of it, the more I think so. And so does Bo,” he added hurriedly; to
+support his judgment lest by any chance his hostess should disagree
+with him. He repeated himself. “The niftiest little nest this side the
+water.”
+
+The adjectives and noun were not those which Hilda Maple would herself
+have chosen. Rackham Catchings was not so little, after all, and there
+was something impertinent about “nifty,” seeing that the foundations
+were pre-monstrous, or whatever the word was. But she had that in her
+mind which made verbal niceties unimportant.
+
+“My heart’s been torn, Lord Hellup,” she said, with a rising voice (and
+she clasped her hands). “But I think it’s my duty to provide.... You
+know what the boy is.”
+
+“He’s some lad,” replied Lord Hellup politely. It was not what Aunt
+Hilda wanted.
+
+“Yes, yes,” she said, almost impatiently—English people are sometimes
+a little like that with their trans-Atlantic cousins. “Oh, I know his
+talents, and he’s a dear boy. But,” shaking her head, “he could never
+keep up Rackham!” She sighed again. “It’s the same old story. Like
+father, like son. He’s like his father before him. I’m afraid it’s
+my duty to see when I’m gone that there shall be solid money behind
+him—well tied up. When I am gone ...” she added, putting a bell-like
+tone into her voice and receiving, what she had expected, an ardent
+protest from her companion.
+
+“Yes, yes,” she sighed, in reply to it, “it may be a long time yet—or
+it may not. But I have got to think of the boy.”
+
+Poor woman! She had got to think of the Esthonian as well! Of him who
+was to her Mr. Rupert de Vere.
+
+“I don’t know—I don’t know,” she went on, in a carefully distracted
+voice, and once more she put her hand on Lord Hellup’s arm, this time
+less briefly. “We women need advice. No ... I have made up my mind.
+It’s my duty to sell.... I even, sometimes, think I ought to take the
+price that was offered me last month by that odious tea broker.”
+
+Lord Hellup had not heard of the tea broker, friend of his hostess
+though he was. And why should he—since the tea broker did not exist?
+Lord Hellup had passed his life in business. His judgment of prices,
+he would often tell himself, might be compared to the glance of an
+eagle. He could not help wondering what the odious tea broker man had
+suggested for Rackham Catchings. But Hilda was not “talking”—yet.
+
+They were now off the lawn and upon that gravel path going back to the
+door, after another such silence as Amathea also had known in that same
+place not very long before. Just as they reached the threshold, Hilda
+looked up frankly into her friend’s eyes. There was a suspicion of
+tears in her own, which moved that friend profoundly.
+
+“When once I’m _certain_ it’s my duty to sell, I shall do it,” she
+said. She shook her head again sadly. “But I can’t bear to think of
+myself without Rackham.”
+
+“And we,” said Lord Hellup, in a low, deep voice, suitable to the
+occasion, and most sincerely moved, “we” (he used the impersonal term)
+“could not bear to think of Rackham without you.” He took her hand
+again—I am sorry to say that it was his intention to have kissed the
+tips of her fingers, but found she had withdrawn them. The peer was
+annoyed with the fear that he had perhaps broken some social canon or
+other. But Hilda Maple was not cruel, for as she went away, their last
+words exchanged, she smiled.
+
+So much for sixty years and fifty years. Now let us come to
+calculations.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+At the table in her room Lady Mere de Beaurivage did, as she put it to
+herself, some figuring. She was an adept at the art, from the days when
+she had marked prices in chalk with lightning strokes upon the sides of
+the barrow in the Old Kent Road. She had improved in the later days,
+when she had cheapened furniture for the new villa of which she had
+been so proud in the suburbs, before the Great Change.
+
+But since the Great Change I must admit that Amathea, Baroness Mere de
+Beaurivage had begun to let things slide. The money was there in such
+heaps that really it didn’t seem to matter what one did. Her passion
+for Rackham had got hold of her. She knew enough of buying and selling
+to make certain that the place was within her reach if enough were
+offered. It was only a question of what enough was. She could usually
+manage her lord, but she knew that in one thing the management was not
+always easy; and that one thing was money. For like all those whose
+genius has led them to accumulate a considerable fortune rapidly, Lord
+Mere de Beaurivage was in some terror of losing it. She remembered
+what other friends had paid for houses and what other friends had sold
+at. Her desire for the place led her further to remember how often
+she had heard of the special value of these modest country houses of
+ancient memory; what a drug in the market were the great hulking stone
+places of the eighteenth century, and what a demand there was for these
+Tudor and timbered gems.
+
+Before she had done dreaming of it, the good woman had got as her top
+price, at the back of her head—counting all—something like £60,000.
+After all, it was not her money. And what is £60,000 in two millions?
+Besides which, it was only £3,000 a year anyhow; and what’s three
+thousand a year when you were born to an uncertain pound a week? The
+great thing is to get what you want. Three thousand a year—but that’s
+not the way to look at it—£60,000. Why, there are toffs as ull give
+that for a trumpery picture!
+
+And then, there was no one to inherit from them. And she asked herself
+sentimentally whether Huggins and she had not the right to enjoy what
+was left of their lives. And there could not be anything else like
+Rackham. There were not two places like Rackham—not in all England
+there weren’t.
+
+In Amathea’s room, therefore, the figure of Sixty Thousand Pounds had
+taken root and had sprung.
+
+Through a wall not too thick (for it was in the new or Catchings wing,
+and the walls were damnably antique) at another desk, Hilda Maple was
+making _her_ calculations also. She drew the figures wearily enough.
+£20,000 would clear her. What was desperate, what was immediate was de
+Vere of Jermyn Street.
+
+It was to pay the first five hundred, and so get the Esthonian to
+renew, all those months ago, just after the Ancestor, that she had
+written, on the advice of an acquaintance familiar with antiques, to
+Blunt of Bristol, and really Blunt had been very nice about it. She had
+a full three months in which to meet it. But when Blunt had to be met
+for the renewal—he pressed her courteously by post, she had never seen
+him—he pleaded the smallness of his capital; he recommended that very
+honourable firm, or rather, private advancer, a Mr. de Vere of Jermyn
+Street. And Mr. de Vere had been quite charming. He had advanced enough
+to permit Blunt of Bristol to renew for another three months. And he
+himself had fixed a very easy date for his own repayment. But that easy
+date had fallen due a whole week ago—and how he had pestered her. He
+had made her dread the telephone.
+
+She must have something to show him. Anything in writing. Even a
+private note. It was a little desperate; but she did think she could
+get it before the break-up on Monday.
+
+It was not too late, Sunday though it was. She knew from sad
+experience that de Vere could use the telephone from his end on a
+Sunday afternoon, and she doubted not that she could call him up from
+hers.
+
+She took up the receiver; and sure enough that smooth voice answered in
+velvet from the other end. Her own voice as she continued was all as
+smooth.
+
+“Is that Mr. de Vere? Mr. Rupert de Vere? Oh, Mr. Rupert,” settling
+down, and still more sweetly, “I am so glad of the opportunity of
+telling you—yes, I know. I didn’t want to make you talk business
+on a Sunday” (sudden change to an expression of anguish). “Oh, no,
+surely, dear Mr. Rupert. Not Monday! Why, that’s to-morrow! Yes, yes”
+(pettishly), “I know that’s the date on the paper—a week ago—yes—but
+there’s common sense in these matters—no—yes—exactly. Do wait a minute.
+I’ve practically sold the place. No, no, Mr. Rupert, you haven’t heard
+that so often before. I tell you it’s _virtually_ sold. There’s Lord
+Hellup who has virtually accepted—practically. And then, you know,
+there’s the other one here too—Lord Mere de Beaurivage—not heard of
+him? Oh, nonsense, you must have heard of him! Dear Mr. Rupert, he’s
+positively dripping with it. No, no” (shouting) “BRUVVISH—I’ll spell
+it” (slowly) “B E A U R I” (angrily). “It’s damnable—you’ve cut me off
+... yes, yes, another three minutes. Yes. Oh, are you _there_, Mr.
+Rupert? Yes, I know they did, the brutes. I’ll spell it again. B for
+buffalo, E for Edward, A for affluent, U for ugly, R for rancid, I for
+innocent, V for vulgar—yes, that’s it” (emphatically) “precisely. Sir
+George Huggins that was. Yes, only he pronounces it Bruvvish—I thought
+you’d know. He’s the man whom the Prime Minister—yes, exactly, dear Mr.
+Rupert. Oh, thank you _so_ much. Tuesday, then? I may see you Tuesday?
+Oh, that makes _all_ the difference” (peevishly). “Well, you don’t
+suppose I can come with the agreement in my pocket! What? Something in
+writing? Oh, yes, certainly. Well, then, Tuesday. Thank you so much,
+dear Mr. Rupert! Tuesday morning—that’ll be perfect ... G-o-o-d b-y-e.”
+
+Aunt Hilda hung up the receiver, exhausted, faced the situation, and
+muttered bravely, “Hell!”
+
+Meanwhile her nephew was making history with her butler, Isabeau Hellup
+concurring.
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER XI
+
+
+John Maple sought Corton. He found that excellent man seated in his
+private room beside the fire, reading _The Spectator_ in cultured ease.
+For it was the hour when butlers take their ease. The dignified figure
+rose with majestic courtesy at the young man’s knock and entry.
+
+“You catch me _improviste_, Mr. John,” he said.
+
+“I interrupt you, Corton,” answered John. “I’m sorry, but it’s urgent,
+and it won’t take me long. I’m glad you read _The Spectator_.”
+
+“That journal is my favourite reading, Mr. John,” answered Corton, with
+fine simplicity. “Mrs. Maple is good enough to provide the _News of
+the World_ for us. I glance at it, for a summary of what may be called
+domestic occurrences. But for judgment and a survey of public life I
+prefer _The Spectator_. It is my pabulum.”
+
+John told him he was quite right. But he added abruptly:
+
+“Corton, have you ever heard about a ghost at Rackham?”
+
+“A ghost, Mr. John? Lord, no!” said the old gentleman. “If there was
+a ghost,” he added emphatically, “I should have heard of it, I hope!
+There _was_ a ghost at Pilford, a little the other side of Lewes,
+but,” he added proudly, “they laid _him_.”
+
+“Oh, yes, I remember the ghost at Pilford. It was a white cow. Came
+into their upper garden at night, didn’t it, in the dark of the moon?”
+
+“That’s right,” answered Corton sagely. “It came twice. But some said
+it wasn’t an earthly cow. On the third night that young clerical
+gentleman what wore a three-corner cap said he could exercise it and
+exercised it. It never came again. I heard the very details, Mr. John,”
+he said, lowering his voice. “I heard that from Mr. Worthing, who you
+may remember was valet to Sir Charles.”
+
+John nodded.
+
+“The young gentleman said some strange, solemn words: there they all
+was, after eleven, looking from the terrace, and the cow melted.” He
+would have given more of the spectral beast. His voice was already in
+tune for the supernatural, when John interrupted him and said:
+
+“Well, Corton, so there has never been a ghost at Rackham, anyhow. Now
+listen. There’s got to be a ghost now, this very day.”
+
+And he unfolded his plan.
+
+Corton listened gravely. But he was not yet an ally. He heard what John
+had to say, but he didn’t know what Mrs. Maple would think of it. It
+was not for him to play practical jokes either. He would do anything to
+help Master John, but.... What with one thing and another.
+
+[Illustration: _Mr. Corton reads “The Spectator”_]
+
+It was then that John put down his cards.
+
+“Corton,” he said, “who’s the rightful owner of Rackham?”
+
+“Why, Master John,” answered the old man, hesitating, “it’s not my
+place to say. If I might be so bold as to be free to speak....”
+
+“Yes, Corton,” interrupted the young man, “if you were free to speak
+you would say that _I_ was the rightful owner of Rackham. And you would
+say that I was swindled out of it, or at any rate crow-barred out of
+it; and that’s an abomination. And you would say that if only I could
+pay Aunt Hilda the fair price (and the fair price would be a good deal
+less than the £20,000 my father was supposed to owe her husband—he
+never borrowed anything like it really) I’d have as good right to
+Rackham as my father himself had.”
+
+Corton made a gesture—too respectful for a nod, too affirmative for a
+bow.
+
+“Well, Corton,” said John sharply, “now don’t you see?”
+
+But the old man wanted to have the i’s dotted and the t’s crossed.
+
+“Look here, Corton, do you want to see that fellow Bruvvish sitting
+here in Rackham, and you turned out, and Lord knows what horrors of his
+own brought in? Jazz bands and Wireless?”
+
+“I had hoped,” said the old man slowly, “to live and die here, Master
+John, I had hoped to live on here when I was past my service, if ever.
+Your father always said I should, and Mrs. Maple never denied it one
+way or the other. This room’s not my very own, sir, it’s yours; but I
+don’t think I could live long away from it. It would kill me, sir, if I
+may say so with respect. I never thought of strangers in this house. It
+wouldn’t be in nature.”
+
+“Well, there you are, Corton. And the way to prevent that is to prevent
+this old brute Huggins from getting the place. Besides which, Corton,
+you know as well as I do that Rackham would be itself again if I was
+here, as I ought to be, and you as you were when my father was alive,
+running the whole place and bullying us to death. Well, there’s only
+one way of doing it, and that’s frightening off Lord Rubbish. I have
+laid the foundation, and we have only got to go ahead. Now listen to
+me, Corton. In about five minutes I shall be in the billiard-room with
+Miss Hellup. I have told her. I am going to marry that young lady,
+Corton.”
+
+“Indeed, sir,” said Corton, bowing again, but this time far more
+ceremoniously. “I congratulate you, sir. I’ve always heard that these
+American young ladies....”
+
+“You’re quite right, Corton; you’re perfectly right,” said John
+hurriedly. “And very beautifully put. Thank you a thousand times. Now
+listen again. I tell you in about five minutes I’ve got to meet her in
+the billiard-room. When I ring _twice_ will you come? We shall have to
+put our three heads together. Do you understand? When I ring _twice_?
+And no one else is to come.”
+
+Corton understood.
+
+As the young man made to go out of Corton’s room that master of
+ceremonies heaved to his feet and was before him at the door. He bowed
+yet again as he showed John Maple out. Then, when all was clear, he
+sent for the boy.
+
+“Boy,” he said, “when you hear the bell _twice, twice_, mind you, you
+come and tell me. Twice, mind you! Don’t disturb me for once.”
+
+“Very good, sir,” answered the boy in a voice cracked but most servile.
+
+His superior rewarded him with an august but very slight nod.
+
+Some few minutes passed. Corton no longer read _The Spectator_,
+passionately absorbing though its pages be. He held it listlessly
+drooping in an aged hand, he looked into the fire and remembered his
+old master, Henry Maple, and the better days. Then there rose before
+his mind the picture of Lord Mere de Beaurivage, and his mouth hardened.
+
+The bell rang twice.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In the billiard-room Bo was pocketing the red all by herself with
+admirable precision. When Bo could not do things well she did not do
+them at all, which is one way of being efficient. She continued her
+series as John catechised her on her short interlude, picking the red
+out for her every time and putting it back on spot with the tenderest
+care, and admiring her gymnastics at long and short range.
+
+“Did you speak to him, Bo?”
+
+“I did that. I asked him whether he had felt something odd about the
+corridor upstairs where his room is. He said no. I think he gulped.”
+
+“What state did you think him in, Bo?”
+
+“Shaken, Jacko; not badly, but shaken. He didn’t like my talking about
+it.”
+
+“Oh! So I worked it?”
+
+“Yep! Damn! You can’t do two things at once,” said she, putting down
+her cue as the red foolishly lolloped round hanging its head and came
+to a disgraceful rest, unsatisfied. John took up the cue and played a
+stroke.
+
+“The others’ve got to hear the balls clicking, so as to know we’re at
+work and not to be interfered with,” he said.
+
+“You’re right,” said Bo.
+
+“He’s coming. He’s to come when I ring twice. So I’ll ring twice.”
+
+He rang twice. And in due time with due dignity Corton entered. Bo put
+her finger to her lip and John obediently did the same. The elderly
+gentleman with some doubt that it might not be very dignified, but also
+that it might be his duty, put to his lips in turn a grave and rather
+podgy finger. Then John swung the balls together viciously, to make a
+prolonged clattering, and they laid their swift plan.
+
+“If I may say so without forgetting my place, Master John,” said
+Corton, when they had begun the preliminaries, “we shall do well to
+begin with the household.”
+
+“The household?” said Bo.
+
+“Yes, miss. I mean, the lower servants. And then, of course, my own
+colleagues, I trust I shall be able to indoctrinate them.”
+
+John nodded.
+
+“That’s wise,” he said. “But remember the man we’re shooting at.”
+
+“Oh, yes, Master John,” said Corton respectfully. “That’s what I
+mean. You will be working him, if I may use the word,” and he coughed
+gently. “I’ll be bringing a deputation some time later this evening,
+sir. They are a little shaken already, Master John, like what you said
+his lordship was. Only more so. Especially the cook. She was always
+psychic. And then there’s the tweenie—she’ll be useful, because she’s
+worse, she has had religion this winter—badly. Only, Master John, I
+don’t think I can do anything with that Frenchman. He’s shown no signs.
+I fear he is impervious to the influences of the Other World.”
+
+“I know,” said Bo simply. “Frenchmen are brass.”
+
+“They give no credit, miss, to the doctrine of eternal punishment.”
+
+“That’s what I meant,” said Bo.
+
+“Now, Corton,” John went on, “listen to what Miss Hellup and I have
+arranged. I’m going to put on a long black coat she has got for me; and
+we’ve taken down one of the swords from the sham armour that Aunt Hilda
+bought the other day, and shall stick it through the slit in the coat.
+Then she’s made a big ruff. I shall put the whole thing over my head,
+and there I shall be. A short man with his head in his chest, or a tall
+man without a head—whichever you like. A ruff where his neck ought to
+be, but nothing above it.”
+
+“It was Miss Hellup who thought of that!” said Corton with admiration.
+
+“No, Corton,” said Bo. “We both thought of it. But it is I who made up
+the properties—and they’re dandy.”
+
+“You’ll keep them carefully concealed, miss—and you, sir—until the
+right moment?” said. Corton anxiously.
+
+The two younger people nodded. John went on.
+
+“That old gentleman’s going to hear voices, Corton, till they drive him
+to bed. And you know that Aunt Hilda has put him into the Armada room?”
+
+“Yes, Master John,” answered Corton very seriously. “The room that’s
+panelled with oak which I hear is derived from the wrecks of the
+Spanish Armada, as is also that in the dining-room.”
+
+[Illustration: _John Maple explains his plan_]
+
+“That’s right,” said John cheerfully. “That’s where the ghost’s going
+to be. For I am the ghost, and I know. There’s just room between the
+tapestry on the wall and the red damask hangings at the head of the
+four-post bed.” Then he added oddly, “I wish I hadn’t gone in for it.
+It feels mean. But I had to take his appetite away, Corton. I don’t
+want those millions to eat up Rackham.”
+
+“You’ll make me despise you, Jacko,” said Bo, with the cruelty of her
+sex. “What you want is to make the old brute roaring crazy. If you
+don’t, I shall.”
+
+“I’ll go through with it, Bo,” said Jacko simply. “But I do pity the
+old boy all the same. You see, I have had nerves myself—when I was a
+child.”
+
+“And you’ll have them again to-night, if there’s a mirror in the room
+and you squint through a button-hole,” Bo answered. “Now, Corton, all
+this is bright and right?”
+
+“Perfectly, miss, absolutely,” said Corton.
+
+“Well, then, I’ll be getting back and helping some more with this lil’
+haunting, and I’ll go coach Lovey-Lad. I know how to make him whine and
+shiver.”
+
+So did these conspirators part.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Still at her desk, the telephone relinquished, the Esthonian for a
+moment silenced, Hilda Maple jotted away.
+
+If she sold for £40,000 she could live modestly and freely for the rest
+of her life; she had gone into the prices of annuities at her age, and
+she knew what the £20,000 extra when all was paid off could buy.
+
+If she could sell for £50,000, with a balance of £30,000 over for an
+annuity—well and good. Or rather, well and better.
+
+But time pressed, even if she hooked one of her two fish, she must have
+something in writing by the morrow.
+
+She was a determined woman, and a clear-headed woman, and also by
+nature as hopeful as she was decided. She said to herself, as she
+jotted figures slowly down on the paper before her, that if she played
+her cards at all properly she would have her competing offers before
+the evening was out. Then in the morning before her guests went away
+she would get a brief note from the firm bidder. She would say it was
+more regular, and whoever it was that had promised wouldn’t be able
+to refuse that small formality. Then she could breathe again with
+something to take up to town on the Tuesday. She would play her cards
+first with Bruvvish—there was margin to play with in the devotion of
+Lord Hellup. She must take Bruvvish for a foundation.
+
+Bruvvish therefore she boarded, taking him aside immediately after she
+had given him tea, as the sacrificial victim is taken aside after a
+draught of honeyed wine. She got him into the library, alone, and fired
+a broadside under which he reeled, and from which he could not recover.
+She told him that she had divined his desire to purchase Rackham; she
+loyally swore that his wife had never breathed a word of it, but she
+admitted that Amathea had not been able to conceal her very natural
+feeling about the place. They were old friends, were they not? and dear
+friends—or she would not be speaking so frankly.
+
+Well, as he knew, until quite lately she would have thought that
+anyone who asked her to sell Rackham was mad. But then, with him and
+Amathea it was different. And one thing she had always said: if it
+had to go—and if it really was her duty to the boy that she should
+sell—at least it should be in the hands of friends, and for the sake
+of friends, still more for the sake of feeling that the old place
+was still in the same kind of hands, she would take what she would
+certainly take from no one else.
+
+All the great spirit of the Huggins blood rose at that moment, and
+before the fatal figures could be uttered, before the foot could be
+slipped into the open door, the initiative had passed from Hilda to
+the enemy. The mighty man of business spoke. These things have to be
+done as with an axe—once, and decisively. He had always read that of
+the millionaires in the papers. And since he had become a millionaire
+himself he had been determined to live up to it. He settled his head
+well down, shortening still further his short neck, he put on the
+sullen expression which he associated with financial mastery, and he
+said these words:
+
+“I ’ad thort o’ going to £30,000.”
+
+Hilda Maple was worthy of herself, and of the occasion.
+
+“Yes,” she said simply—and then, as though no one had spoken, “as you
+say. It is most strange to me how long it takes me to make up my mind.
+I will be straightforward with you, Lord Mere. When I was offered sixty
+thousand all those years ago....”
+
+“Sixty thousand!” gasped Lord Mere de Beaurivage.
+
+Hilda Maple waved her hand impatiently.
+
+“Sixty thousand, I said. Well, when I was offered it all those years
+ago I refused it. Not for the money, mind you—I thought it was a very
+fair price, especially as I had not added anything to speak of in those
+days. But I could not bear to think of selling the place. They might
+have offered me sixty million and it would have been the same. But
+now it’s another matter. You know, dear Lord Mere de Beaurivage” (he
+quailed beneath her eye), “... that I’m saying it to you because it
+_is_ you—you and dearest Amathea. One can’t have many close friends in
+this world. And you know too that I’m thinking of the boy. If I knew
+that I could get even fifty thousand guineas now, and leave it in safe
+hands.... Why.... Yes ...” again she sighed. “I suppose I should yield.”
+
+“Fifty thousand!” almost shouted Lord Mere de Beaurivage.
+
+“Yes,” nodded his handsome friend. “Fifty thousand guineas. That’s it.
+It’s too little, I know. I know what you’re feeling for me—but can’t
+beat up a price. I can’t haggle. I never could bear the details of
+business. And if I must suffer, why, it’s like an operation.... I want
+something quick, clean, and done with.... So I’d take even that.”
+
+It was on the tip of his lordship’s tongue to utter the fatal words,
+“Yer would, would yer?”—and then her patience would have broken and
+there would have been a scene. But he stood in sufficient awe of
+superior culture to be restrained in time. All he said was:
+
+“Well, ma’am—Ilda, I mean—honest and square like ... come ... I do
+think when you say fifty thousand pounds....”
+
+“Guineas,” murmured Hilda Maple.
+
+“Ho? Guineas?” he muttered savagely. “You’re fair coming it over me!
+That’s wot you are, strite—altogether coming it over me!”
+
+“Oh!” moaned Hilda Maple wearily. “How I hate all this business talk!
+_I_ don’t want to sell the place. I wish I’d never mentioned it. And
+if it’s going to interrupt our friendship, for God’s sake let’s say no
+more about it at all. It’ll be a load off my mind, anyhow, to drop the
+whole thing. And there I shall be in Rackham, where I’ve always been.
+And it’s my soul’s home. And with John ... here as I grow old ... to
+inherit it all from me,” she added, with beautiful sentiment.
+
+“Don’t misunderstand me, Ilda, don’t misunderstand me,” said the great
+man. “We need to be friendly in business, same as in everythink else.
+Don’t we? Now s’posin we talk it over quiet-like. Here have I been
+talkin’ thirty thousand pounds. Well, I tell ye’ strite, that was just
+bargaining. You wouldn’t have me not bargain, would yer? Yer think less
+of me, wouldn’t yer?”
+
+“Oh, I’m tired ... tired, tired!” exclaimed the lady, in tragic tones,
+higher than she had yet used, and alarming to the financier, who was
+always terrified of women’s whims. “I can’t go into it any more,
+George” (she did not often call him George—but she called him George
+now). “Really I can’t. I tell you....” She got up and moved as though
+she would go.
+
+“Stye a bit. Wite a bit, Ilda, do!” he cried, hoisting himself out of
+his chair. “I’ve got ter tell Mattie somethin, yer know. Now, let’s be
+reasonable. We was saying fifty thousand pounds, that’s what you and I
+was saying....”
+
+“‘Guineas,’ I said. No! no! I can’t go on,” burst forth Hilda Maple,
+making for the door in her agitation. Then she turned back suddenly and
+frankly took his hands. “We won’t quarrel, George, will we? Only don’t
+let us talk business any more.”
+
+And then she was gone.
+
+His lordship sank back into the big chair from which he had so
+painfully raised himself for that moment, and he grumbled to himself
+half aloud:
+
+“All Mattie’s doin’; she’s that keen on the place! Fifty thousand!
+Well, it’s a ramp. But now she’s broke off! What am I to say to Mattie?”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Hilda Maple, singularly composed after her recital, not unlike King
+Lear or any other tragic figure when it gets off into the wings for
+its pot of beer, had two things clearly fixed in her mind: first, she
+had established her fifty thousand—guineas; there was no doubt of that
+at all. She had laid her foundation. Secondly, Lord Hellup would be
+spending the time between tea and dressing, as he always did, in the
+little Red Room, reading Motley’s _Dutch Republic_—it was astonishing,
+she thought, how that great man could read and re-read Motley’s _Dutch
+Republic_. But it argued a stable mind. Anyhow, he would be there, in
+the little Red Room. And therefore to the little Red Room did Hilda
+Maple steal.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+For once in his life Lord Hellup did not mind being interrupted in his
+re-reading for the fiftieth time of the Monstrous Alva, the Divine
+William of Orange, the heroic Dutch and the villainous Dagoes. He put
+down his book with a snap; he was on his feet at once; he had put a
+winning look into his face, and was about to put a winning tone into
+his voice to greet her, when Hilda forestalled him.
+
+“Lord Hellup,” she said, “I have come to ask your advice. No one would
+give it more freely or more generously than you, and I would trust your
+judgment beyond that of any living person.”
+
+“Is that so?” replied the peer, with pleasure ringing through the quiet
+words.
+
+“Lord Hellup, I have made up my mind to sell Rackham.”
+
+“You don’t say?” repeated her guest, in the same courteous intonation.
+“That was what I felt scared about when you were talking just now in
+the garden. Well, well, so you want to sell Rackham?”
+
+“Yes. But I come to you—I shall be quite frank, because you can help me
+as no one else can....”
+
+“Help—how?” said his lordship courteously.
+
+“Why, with your advice, Lord Hellup.”
+
+His face admitted his relief.
+
+“You can tell me more justly, and I would trust you more completely—as
+I have said—than any living man. Tell me honestly, what ought I to
+ask?”
+
+“If I were making the offer, Mrs. Maple,” said her friend, word by word
+and carefully, “I say _if_ I were, or if I were buying for a friend,
+say....” Then he broke off. “Or, see here, put it this way. If I were
+asked what it would fetch at an auction in a free market——” He paused
+and took up another line, and began again almost affectionately, “Or,
+see here, if I were trying to get the best price for you....”
+
+Hilda Maple became impatient.
+
+“Lord Hellup, it would be much the same figure in any case, wouldn’t
+it?”
+
+“Why, no,” he said thoughtfully. “You see, if I were buying that would
+be one thing, and if I were selling for you, that would be another
+thing. Then if I were bidding at an auction....”
+
+Hilda Maple thought, not unwisely, that this might go on for ever.
+During all their growing intimacy she had more and more regarded Lord
+Hellup as a man of few terse phrases. It seemed there was another side
+to him—and this would never do.
+
+“Lord Hellup,” she said simply and swiftly to bring things to a crisis.
+“Tell me plainly. Do you think that if I ask fifty thousand guineas I
+am asking too much?”
+
+“Why, no,” replied the First Baron Hellup, composedly, and weighing his
+words. “Strictly speaking, you cairn’t ask too much. Same way, they
+cairn’t offer too little.”
+
+“I’ve been offered more in the past,” said the lady decisively.
+
+“Well, if you didn’t take it,” he sympathetically answered, “that means
+it’s worth more to _you_ than fifty thousand pounds, doesn’t it?”
+
+“Yes,” she said, “it is. To me, Rackham Catchings is worth untold gold.”
+
+“Why, then,” said Lord Hellup—and she thought he might have said it
+earlier, “fifty thousand pounds doesn’t sound too much, does it?”
+
+“Guineas,” said Hilda Maple.
+
+“Yes, guineas,” he replied, “it’s all the same to me. If it’s the way
+you say it is, then fifty thousand pounds—guineas, I mean—can’t be too
+much, can it?”
+
+Hilda Maple had come to her conclusion. He was cryptic; he was evasive;
+but she had heard that the great American masters of finance were
+always so in the first stages of a bargain. But there could be no doubt
+about it: fifty thousand guineas had seemed reasonable to this rich man.
+
+In the silence that followed her mind worked rapidly. He had been
+shrewd, and she honoured him for being shrewd. He had been cautious;
+but she had no doubt now that he was a buyer, and that she had heard
+an authority who would at any rate back her up in her figure of fifty
+thousand guineas. He had talked of auctions and of acting for her;
+he had said that guineas and pounds were the same to him; she was
+content. She felt perhaps a little vaguely that another arrow also had
+pierced his heart. Well, there was no harm in that.
+
+But he hadn’t come forward as buyer with any enthusiasm. The purchase
+money for Rackham must be sought from Lord Mere. But she could in a
+last resort quote Lord Hellup as having offered. It was stretching a
+point, but she could risk it. And when old Bruvvish had settled—as he
+would settle—the purchase money would be something of a dowry to bring
+even to a man as rich as Hellup was. And anyhow, the market was alive;
+she had both a bidder and a valuer now.
+
+She thanked Lord Hellup warmly and sincerely and took his hand and
+shook it, to impress him with her sincerity. He said with warmth how
+pleased he had been to be of any service; but not ten minutes later,
+when Mrs. Maple had left the room and Bo had come in to see her father,
+he confided to that admirable daughter that Englishwomen were hard to
+understand.
+
+“Do you understand them, Bo?” he said.
+
+“More’n they do me,” said Bo, very truthfully.
+
+“Now, that woman, Bo—well ... I won’t say all I was going to say; but
+she’s an admirable woman, and she comes here and asks me what she ought
+to ask for Rackham.”
+
+“Did you tell her, Pop?” said Bo anxiously.
+
+“Why,” said her father, in his most genial voice, “I let her talk. I
+wouldn’t disappoint her. Whatever she wants to sell the place at she’s
+welcome, for what I care. But she’s an admirable woman, Bo. But these
+Englishwomen are subtle and difficult to understand.”
+
+“Now see here, Bo,” said the English peer in carefully modulated slow
+accents, “you women understand what we men sometimes can’t. Least, I
+can’t. What’s she getting at? What’s it all about?” He paused, and then
+added in a tone of despair.
+
+“These Englishwomen are incomprehensible.”
+
+Bo popped her cigarette out of her mouth between her fingers and spoke
+short words, “She’s getting at you to buy, Pop!”
+
+“To buy? What?” said the startled Baron.
+
+“Why, Rackham Catchings. This.” And with the words the lovely girl
+struck her right heel sharply against the floor. “All around....” she
+made a circle with her finger in the air. “Roof and all. Counting the
+little gadgets.”
+
+“I don’t want it, Bo,” her father said, sitting up and speaking very
+earnestly.
+
+“She wants you to want it,” answered his daughter.
+
+“What should I do with it?” asked her father in his bewilderment.
+
+“Don’t you touch it, Pop,” said his daughter decisively. “Leave it on
+the hook.... Now if you want to know who _will_ buy Rackham....”
+
+But her father was musing, and interrupted her.
+
+“I did some figuring,” he said, “just to pass the time—as I do. And I
+make out this place and all the fixings, as it stands, counting the
+visitors’ book, would stand me in for more’n two hundred thousand and
+less than a quarter of a million dollars.”
+
+Bo agreed.
+
+“I don’t know about that,” she said. “Yes, I do, though” (for a thought
+had struck her), “I’ve heard what the death duty was—when Henry Maple
+died, before she’d built on. They paid duty on £20,000. That’s not a
+quarter of a million; that’s only a hundred thousand.”
+
+“These Britisher Death Duties are appraised damn low,” mused his
+lordship. “And there’s been plenty of fixings in the place since then.”
+
+“You’ll find that she won’t take less than £50,000,” said Bo decisively.
+
+“Well, she won’t get them from me,” said the devout parent, business
+side uppermost for the moment.
+
+Bo nodded her strong little chin at him.
+
+“That’s right, Pop. Don’t you touch it.”
+
+“You said you knew who was buying,” said her father. He was full of
+curiosity now that he was on the scent of a deal.
+
+“Yep,” answered Bo. “It’ll make you jump. And buying gulfs under fifty
+too. Oh, some boy!”
+
+Her father had an incredulous look.
+
+“Which?” said he.
+
+She took time to deliver her shot, luxuriously inhaling the smoke of
+her cigarette; and then told him.
+
+“Jacko!” she said.
+
+“Whattt!” cried the millionaire, almost jumping out of his chair.
+
+“That’s so,” answered Bo, delighted with the effect. “Jacko. Oh, that
+lad’s all planed down, tongued and grooved.” She shook her head. “No
+rough lumber.”
+
+Lord Hellup, as befitted a man who had just been shot, hesitated. He
+had too much pride to accept orders off hand, and too much snap as
+well. But he hesitated.
+
+“See here, Bo,” he began slowly, after a long pause, “I’m not saying
+a word against Jacko, mind you. That’s your end. I never did believe
+in worrying young people, but if he can buy real estate like that,
+why....” There was a tone of admiration creeping into his voice which
+delighted his daughter’s ear.
+
+“He’ll buy—settle, and clinch; leave that to him,” she said. “He’s a
+little Napoleon, is Jacko.”
+
+“Still, Bo, one doesn’t gaff Rackham Catchings at £20,000.”
+
+“_He_ will,” nodded Bo emphatically. “You’ll see. You call _that_
+making good?”
+
+“Seems so,” said her father, with his eyes on the ceiling. “But I
+can’t join the slats. Where’s it coming from?” He looked a little
+suspiciously at his daughter. But her sincerity was not to be mistaken.
+
+“You’re wrong there, Pop,” she said. “Won’t come from me or anywhere I
+know of. Only I say: watch Jacko. He’ll have this place, and he’ll have
+it for a hundred thousand dollars.”
+
+“Some boy,” murmured Lord Hellup in his turn.
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER XII
+
+
+The evening was far advanced. It had long been time for the ladies to
+go and dress, especially in such a house as Hilda Maple’s, where things
+were well organised, prompt and punctual. But to-day was an exceptional
+day.
+
+It was time for Bo to dress—if dress it can still be called—anyhow, to
+wallow in warm water with Smell-Good Crystals added. But business came
+before pleasure with Bo.
+
+She sought John, and led him to where she had ready, prepared and
+folded in a nice little parcel, her nice little cloak. She took it out
+again and put it over his head, and adjusted the ruff on the top, and
+patted the sword-hilt sewn into the slit at the side, and patted the
+sheath behind. Then she crowned the headless figure with the ruff.
+
+“You look dandy, Jacko,” she said. “I could kiss you if there was
+anything to kiss.”
+
+“I can’t see anything,” came a muffled voice from within.
+
+“There’s an eyelet hole just about opposite your eyes, I guess. Feel
+for it with your finger.”
+
+John obeyed, found it, and so widened it; an iris and pupil, grey and
+young, looked forth.
+
+“Scares me, that does,” said Bo, drawing back. “But he’ll never see
+it. You’ll find your way about. Trouble’s about your shoulders—all
+slopes down, Jacko—makes you look like an elephant.”
+
+“A small elephant,” said he.
+
+“Yes, but broad,” answered the modest child, with a world of affection
+in her voice. Then she mused, “Couldn’t we prop up them shoulders,
+Jacko?”
+
+“Might stuff ’em,” said he. “They usually have old copies of _The
+Times_ stacked in the box room for packing. _The Times_ makes good
+stuffing.”
+
+The young people went off for the paper, and Bo pinned the crushed
+rolls in. She put the cloak over his head again, and poised the ruff.
+
+“That’s more like,” she said. “You’re my tall, upstanding, spectral
+cavalier. You’d be a head taller with a head, Jacko.”
+
+They debated where to lay the properties, and decided for the lad’s own
+room. It was the next but one to his victim’s.
+
+“And how’ll you get there, Dog-Man?” she asked.
+
+“I’ll manage to slip in,” he said. “I can squeeze the cloak over my
+head between the head of the bed and the wall. And I’ll be waiting in
+the little room which opens out of his bedroom, and which they never
+use. They always keep the door locked. And they’ve only got trunks in
+there. But Corton gave me the key.”
+
+“Find your own time, Jacko,” she said; and then, snatching a glance at
+the impossible watch, she saw that she had barely time. But she guessed
+that the other women would be late that night. And she was right.
+
+It had long been time for Aunt Hilda to dress; but with her also
+business came before pleasure; and after she had returned baffled from
+the great attack upon the Hellup trenches she knew that something
+desperate must be done, dinner or no dinner. Old Bruvvish would still
+be in the library—he always went up late. She must get back there at
+once, and nail him down, or confess herself defeated.
+
+Ah! And it had been time longer since for Amathea to dress. For Amathea
+had many things to think of in the affair of dressing, including the
+choice of hair. But with Amathea also business came before pleasure.
+She had seen from the end of the passage darling Hilda come out from
+the library, which she herself had been just about to enter, to
+convince her husband of the necessity of purchase. She had seen that
+hostess make straight for the room where she knew Lord Hellup was
+reading his Motley. She divined that the coast was clear; for the
+attack on Hellup (which she knew very well was about to take place)
+would not be over in ten minutes or in fifteen. Therefore it was
+that even at the moment Aunt Hilda’s entry had supplanted Motley’s
+_Republic_ in the interest of its reader Amathea was charging for the
+library and for a decision.
+
+Lord Mere de Beaurivage saw his wife coming into the library. He told
+himself that it was time for her to dress. He divined some dreadful
+purpose in her delay. He saw that she was all smiles, and therefore
+dreaded the battle that was to come.
+
+She had behaved well to him all her life—in the first hard days of
+accumulating that little fortune by the private banking in the Old
+Kent Road, she had proved as shrewd and as hard as he had, and a loyal
+partner; in the big affairs of his later life she had never interfered.
+When he had asked her advice, it had been sound. To-day the only cause
+of his dread was that he dared not tell her the real reason of his
+hesitation: he dared not advance the haunting. No man likes to look
+cowardly in the eyes of his wife—not even a new politicians’ peer.
+
+Corton also had spoken a word or two, very respectfully, explaining a
+dark stain on the oak floor, and telling him his own version of the
+legend.
+
+What Corton had said still wreathed like a smoke in his mind, and in
+memory he again heard that Voice—had he heard it?—a little too clearly.
+
+He braced himself for the discussion that was before him; but he
+already felt half beaten.
+
+She sailed in and greeted him kindly; sat down at his side, and told
+him radiantly that her dream had come true. Dear Hilda had as good as
+said it.
+
+“But there weren’t any figures, Uggins,” she added, “and that’s just as
+well. I like you men to do the figgerin’ part. And you know your way
+about that well, you do, don’t you, ducky? You remember ow the Prime
+Minister said....”
+
+But George Huggins, first Baron de Beaurivage was in a hurry.
+
+“Yes, Mattie, yes, I remember. He was right, too. But, ’struth, Mattie,
+her figure’s a corker.”
+
+“What d’yer mean?” answered the lady anxiously. “Yer not backing out
+now, George, are yer? Not breakin’ my ’eart?”
+
+“Don’t you be so quick,” said he testily. “Wot I said was that her
+figures were corkers, and so they were. That woman’s greedy, Mattie,”
+he added earnestly, and then he growled, with a sudden reversion to his
+youth, “bleeding greedy,” and his wife reproved him.
+
+“You haven’t got no cause to use soldier language to me, Uncle Uggins,”
+she said. “I’ve given you no provercation. And just you be minded of
+it!”
+
+He begged her pardon very humbly.
+
+“It got the better of me, Mattie, it did. It shan’t again. But there!
+Fifty thousand pounds—guineas she put it. Just for this!” And he waved
+a short podgy arm vaguely and rheumatically at the book-lined walls.
+
+Amathea Huggins put into her voice that rich scorn which is rarely
+heard west of Temple Bar.
+
+“Ow! So that’s what sticks in yer gizzard, is it, George Uggins? Fifty
+dirty little thousand!”
+
+“Guineas it was,” growled the peer.
+
+“Well, guineas,” said Amathea, suddenly rising, her arms akimbo.
+“Guineas. Why, George Uggins, you give more’n that for your baronetcy,
+you did. D’yer remember what you give for the peerage?”
+
+“Don’t!” said her husband faintly. “Don’t!”
+
+“Yes, but I will,” said Amathea. “Wot! Yer stick at a gent’s price for
+a beautiful country ’ouse! And its oaks and all, and its park-like
+grounds. Like what I’ve read of all my life, and meant to ’ave. Do you
+know what I’d give for it, George Uggins? If I ’ad money of my own? But
+there, I ’aven’t. I am only just a poor woman, I am. But ’oo ’elped you
+make your money, George Uggins? Oo stood by yer side, ever patient,
+ever true? But there—I don’t count, I don’t.”
+
+And here there came out suddenly a little five guinea handkerchief with
+real lace all around it, and it was dabbed upon those poor porcine
+eyes, while she sank again into her chair and sobs shook her most
+substantial frame. “Oo am I? Just a victim, that’s wot I am. Nothing
+for me. All the work for me. None of the joy, as you may say. And I
+had so set my ’eart on it. And so cheap at that,” she said, suddenly
+removing the handkerchief, and switching across from emotion to
+reason. “Cheap! Why, George Uggins, can’t you see it’s give away? It’s
+like pine-apples at sixpence,” she added, reverting to the days of the
+barrow. “There you are a-haggling and a-hesitating, carrying on like
+a harea-man. D’you know what I’d ave given? I’d ave given a _undred_
+thousand, I would. What’s a hundred thousand to you, George Uggins?
+You’d give it to-morrow for another step-up, you would, and you know
+you would. And oo’s it to go to any ’ow?” she added, short-circuiting.
+(It was her trump card always, poor woman! That only child who had died
+before their wealth had ascended upon them from Hell.)
+
+And George Huggins, First Baronet, and First Baron Mere de Beaurivage,
+in the county of Berks, struck his colours and handed over his sword.
+
+“Ave it yer own way, old girl,” he said. “Ave it yer own way.”
+
+She gave him a large Old Kent Road kiss of the kind that pleased him
+best even in his old age. And he was glad to have the battle over, even
+in defeat. But man as he was, he could not help muttering to himself
+(which was both inconsiderate of him, and futile):
+
+“But oh, strike me, fifty thousand guineas!” Then, “What’s fifty
+thousand shillings?” he asked sharply.
+
+“Never you mind,” said the lady archly. Now that she had got her way
+she was full of mature sunshine. “’Taint as much as counts, and you
+wait till I’m settled ere, and all the county folk talking on the lawn,
+and you coming out and shaking hands and sayin’—wotever it is you ought
+to say,” she concluded lamely. Then she added valiantly, “Oh, them’ll
+be appy days!”
+
+In her mind’s eye she saw an endless procession of squires and their
+ladies: yes, and one or two of the big Houses too; her Rolls Royces
+parked in front of the new garage she was going to build—for they would
+have a proper number of cars. She heard the strains of the band....
+
+It is not true that women have only two happy days of their lives—the
+day of their wedding and the day of their death. They have from
+seventeen to twenty others in between, and this was one of Amathea’s.
+She left her husband thus rewarded.
+
+Amathea was fully employing her maid, she was dressing triumphantly.
+She had won.
+
+Poor George lay limp and too large, and too short, enormous, in the
+chair. He was conquered. But finding himself alone, he muttered to
+himself with some relief:
+
+“Any’ow, the wimmen’s all gone up to dress now, and there’s an hour’s
+peace. I’ll bide here awhile. No need for me to go for half an hour.
+Never did take much stock in all them frills. Such nonsense!”
+
+But hardly had he completed that little monologue when (oh, horror!)
+the door was opened with decision, and the formidable Hilda strode in.
+
+“Oh, Lord Mere,” she said, even before she had sat down beside him,
+“I’m sorry, but I _must_ see you a minute. You see, the truth is, I was
+rung up on the telephone, and I do honestly think it’s my duty to tell
+you....”
+
+“As wot?” said the unfortunate First Baron, trying to lift himself up
+by the arms of the too deep couch of repose, and sinking back again.
+
+“You see, dear Lord Mere, everything’s so hurried, isn’t it? But you
+must hear of this offer, because honestly I think it’d be simply a
+_crime_ to take it without letting you know first.... You’re generous,
+I know, but you’re the best man of business of our time. You’d despise
+me if I didn’t tell you the truth.” Here her guest interrupted
+stentoriously.
+
+“Not as ever I’d despise you, Mrs. Miple. But clear figures I do like.”
+
+“My dear Lord Mere,” answered his hostess, leaning forward towards him
+earnestly, and boldly putting a hand upon his knee, “to be perfectly
+frank with you after your frankness with me, I have just heard; they’ve
+just offered £60,000.”
+
+“’Oo’s _they_?” queried her guest, with the courtesy of an older world.
+
+“And though they made me promise not to say a word,” went on Aunt Hilda
+solidly, “I do think it right to tell you.... I admit I don’t like to
+lose ... dear Lord Mere ... but I must keep my word. We had nothing
+fixed, but after all, I had already offered you the lesser price,
+hadn’t I? And you know,” she continued sweetly, and even pensively, “I
+think that straight dealing has a moral value of its own. It leaves the
+conscience quiet. And that’s worth any number of thousands.”
+
+“Yus, yus,” grunted the old man. He paid no attention to her nonsense.
+He was thinking of Mattie. She would come in and see him again while he
+was dressing—bound to do that. He couldn’t a-bear being harried. “Once
+and for all!” was his motter. “It had made him what he was, it had.”
+
+“Look here, Mrs. Miple,” he said, “I don’t know what about your
+telephone and all. And I don’t want to. That’s strite, as between
+friends. But I’ve got to finish this ’ere business one way or t’other
+and I’ve made up my mind. You said fifty thousand, and I’ll give fifty
+thousand.”
+
+“Guineas,” murmured Hilda gently. “Guineas.”
+
+“Fifty thousand _pounds_,” answered her guest, sitting up and speaking
+with a decision that made him look ten years younger, and tapping the
+padded arm of the low chair as he did so.
+
+“Oh, really! Lord Mere....”
+
+“Fifty thousand _pounds_, ma’am, and we’ll count the dirty lawyers’
+frills for the guineas. Now then, are ye’ agreed?”
+
+Aunt Hilda had never met big business in its more aggressive mood, and
+I weep to tell you that she was cowed.
+
+“Very well, Lord Mere,” she said. “Very well.”
+
+“That’s it, ma’am,” said he, riveting the bargain, and at the same time
+managing after two efforts to stand up on his poor old gouty legs.
+“Fifty thousand pounds.”
+
+He had never learned the silly little social habits of a class which
+he both envied and despised; therefore he made for the door before
+his hostess, and she heard him muttering as he went out, leaving her
+there at once mightily relieved and mightily offended: “Fifty thousand
+pounds. And I wouldn’t have done it for any but Mattie. Fifty thousand
+pounds!”
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER XIII
+
+
+Dressing in his bedroom, poor Lord Mere de Beaurivage was not content.
+
+He had only done it for Mattie—and he was not content.
+
+Two quite separate parts of the man were disturbed; first, the old
+business part—fifty thousand was monstrously too much: he got feverish
+over it (and that delayed his dressing. He never would have a man to
+help him). It was monstrous. Good Lord! There was some he knew would
+have ’ad it for half. He’d have had it for half himself if he’d been
+developing the site. But there—Mattie wanted it.
+
+Deeper down, and much worse, was the underlying wreathing mist of
+terror which came and went, half below his consciousness. It worried
+him extremely. Was he doomed to live under such influences the last
+poor years of his life? He still delayed his dressing.... But there,
+they’d only come down from London at week-ends. There was no nonsense
+about the house in Mayfair. That was old, too, but respectable, at any
+rate. A man could sleep quiet there. Leastways at the back, away from
+the motors. And there! He’d done it for Mattie.
+
+If it be true that this world is governed by appetite, fear, avarice,
+hate, and affection, in this case affection had conquered—for the
+moment.
+
+The poor old boy had nearly finished dressing. He was carefully
+brushing a scant white wisp of hair over a bold, broad head. As he did
+so he began nervously to start at a sound which he thought was like a
+whispering call. He tracked it down; it was only a curtain rustling
+slightly along the wall before the open window. Once or twice again he
+found himself looking oddly round as though something might be watching
+him; but he told himself that one must get rid of all that, or one
+could not carry on.
+
+He was still struggling with the tying of his white tie (though he had
+taken innumerable lessons in the art) when Mattie came in, looking
+younger than she ought to have looked what with cosmetics and the rest,
+and shaded lights. She gave him a powdery kiss to thank him once again;
+and he was half-consoled when he came down late into the drawing-room
+and found them all awaiting him to go in to dine.
+
+During dinner, by Bo’s strict orders (for Bo knew a good deal more
+about psychology than Lord Hambourne), John said not a word of the
+ghost.
+
+It was sound policy to give the old man rope, and a breathing space.
+
+The greater would come the final shock of surprise; and surprise is the
+essence of victory. John’s marching orders were not to say a word of
+it till the women had gone. And even then to play delicately, and not
+to force the pace.
+
+She couldn’t prevent Lord Hambourne making a fool of himself and
+speaking of The Thing once or twice. It was his damned profession to
+make a fool of himself. Dons all do. She couldn’t prevent her father
+asking a question or two about measurements—especially what size of
+ruffs they wore in those days, and how they got their food to their
+mouths over them, and whether they could see their feet.
+
+But Hilda Maple had a growing instinct that the subject was dangerous,
+and though she had fifty thousand pounds as good as in her pocket, that
+same instinct bade her change this sort of conversation whenever it
+arose, and, so long as the women remained, it played little part.
+
+But when they were gone John fulfilled his orders, and over the wine
+talked discreetly to his three guests.
+
+He talked of apparitions, of Sussex tales, of the Fates of houses. He
+flattered the Turtle Professor of Psychology by listening eagerly to
+his appeals. He managed with great skill to distil some little poison
+into Lord Mere de Beaurivage’s not heroic veins—principally by dropping
+the subject once or twice rather obviously. He fought on two fronts,
+for he knew very well that Lord Hambourne believed in no spirit,
+creative or uncreative, finite or infinite, human or divine, and he had
+to make Lord Mere de Beaurivage more and more uncomfortably familiar
+with a spirit drawing more and more uncomfortably near.
+
+The men were back in the drawing-room, and the first words they heard
+as they entered was Isabeau saying:
+
+“Well, it may be all talk, as you say, but I didn’t dare look in the
+glass since I thought I saw _That_ looking over my shoulder.”
+
+And Hilda Maple was answering almost angrily:
+
+“Oh, that’s enough about the whole business, surely! I can’t make out
+why anyone should take it seriously.”
+
+Then, to stop that very nonsense, she bustled at making up four for
+bridge. Lord Hambourne was her partner (it would never do to quarrel
+with Lord Hellup); and as for Hellup, he was a good counter-weight for
+Amathea, whose bridge was not experienced, though at whist she had
+flattered herself all her life upon a pretty play, and boasted that at
+cribbage she was unequalled.
+
+Lord Mere de Bruvvish sat apart in a darker recess where burned a
+second fire. He was fatigued by certain emotions. He needed repose.
+He was still disappointed. The figure, £50,000, still returned to his
+mind, and once, as the card-players, whom he would not interrupt by any
+remark, brought out their short monologues, “I pass,” “Double,” “She
+made it spades,” and the other brilliancies of the exercise, he had a
+horrible brief recollection of a little Voice too near the ground,
+wickedly evil, in the thick of the rhododendrons.
+
+Bo kindly determined to bear him company in his loneliness.
+
+“It’s an oddly quiet night, isn’t it, Lord Bruvvish?” said Bo, seating
+herself beside him and talking dreamily. “It feels strange—this
+quietness of the country. I don’t know....” But even as she spoke there
+came a very faint, very distant, and not pleasant laugh—where from no
+one could tell—except John Maple, who was watching the players with
+intelligent interest.
+
+“What ... what’s that?” said Lord de Beaurivage, gripping the arm of
+the sofa and sitting up suddenly.
+
+“What was what?” said Bo innocently.
+
+“I thought ... I thought I ’eard something—something like someone
+laughing, very faint like.”
+
+“Did you?” said Isabeau. “Well, perhaps someone did. I don’t know....”
+
+And once again, a little less remote, a little less evanescent, a
+little more defined, came the sneering chuckle of something evil.
+
+Lord Mere de Beaurivage was fairly sitting up. He brought out a big
+silk handkerchief, wiped his forehead, and said:
+
+“There, Miss Hellup! There! I could a-sworn....”
+
+Then he pulled himself together. He was afraid he was making himself
+ridiculous. But he badly needed human support.
+
+Isabeau rose suddenly with a startled look.
+
+“Where’s my little dawg?” she said. And as she said it she looked
+round, and was able to exchange a sharp glance with her lover. “Oh!
+Something’s happened, Lord Mere! Lovey-Lad never leaves me!”
+
+She went off past John, murmuring to him as she did so, “Hooked!” And
+then she said aloud and awfully to the company at large:
+
+“I feel a presentiment! Something’s happening!”
+
+John Maple left the bridge players, who only looked up for a moment
+from their game, and sat down in the seat that Bo had vacated, next to
+his guest.
+
+“You mustn’t mind Miss Hellup, Lord Mere,” he said. “She’s not like
+other girls—about spiritual things, I mean. I think sometimes she
+almost _feels_ the other world.”
+
+“Oh, ah!” answered the old man, his yellow eyes filled with uneasiness.
+
+“She told me once that the only time she was in a place of great
+evil—evil all round her—the first sign was given by her dog. Dogs see
+things.”
+
+“Do they? Well, I ’ave ’eard something like that,” gasped Lord Mere de
+Beaurivage.
+
+Even as he said it there came more distinctly than before the low wail
+from the darkness, and the poor old gentleman was almost startled into
+speaking; but still on John’s face there was no sign of recognition.
+Lord Mere remembered how the doctor had talked to him about blood
+pressure and all sorts of other things a few months before, and warned
+him that if he heard voices or saw pictures just as he was falling
+asleep he was not to be alarmed. But far off at the bridge table he
+caught what was being said. It was Lady Mere de Beaurivage asking Lord
+Hellup what had troubled Isabeau.
+
+[Illustration: _Growing nervousness of Lord de Beaurivage_]
+
+“She got anxious about her dog. She thinks he’s got a terror. He does
+sometimes. She thinks he’s seeing something.”
+
+The inevitable Hambourne broke in where he was least wanted.
+
+“Animals often feel those influences first,” he said, and then in a
+suddenly louder voice, “we inv-v-v-estig-g-gated a house w-w-w-once in
+the m-m-m-ost d-d-disg-g-gusting m-m-m-urder....”
+
+“Lord Hambourne,” said Mrs. Maple sharply, “you’ve made me forget. Was
+it a spade?” But Lord Hambourne went on in his stride:
+
+“A _p-p-partic-c-cularly_ d-d-isg-g-usting m-m-m-urder.”
+
+“Really, Lord Hambourne,” said his hostess, too brusquely. “I can’t
+play if you talk like this. I can’t do two things at once.”
+
+Lady de Beaurivage was dummy. She heard her husband calling in a
+whisper to her: “Mattie!”
+
+“What’s the matter,” she said, going up to him.
+
+“Mattie, you didn’t hear nothing—not voices like?”
+
+“Lor, Bruvvish, don’t be so sudden! You guv me a cold shock all down my
+back, you did!”
+
+“Don’t say you seen nothing, Mattie? You’ve not _seen_ nothing?”
+
+“No. But I ’ad a sort of creeping-like looking in the glass just now.”
+
+“Don’t, Mattie, don’t! I can’t a-bear it. Not now. I’ll slip away to
+bed soon. I can’t a-bear it.”
+
+Then came Hilda Maple’s voice calling to her: “Amathea, dear, another
+deal,” and Amathea returned reluctantly to the cards.
+
+John and the old gentleman sat together in silence looking into the
+fire. The elder man heard, or thought he had heard ... well ... what?
+
+He was fighting against the influence. He tried silence, and then an
+attempt to speak of other things; when again he heard, or thought he
+heard, a Voice, so slight as to be disembodied—a nothingness upon the
+air—yet deep and full and of an intolerable sadness. Even as he thought
+he heard that voice he saw John start and look into the darker corner,
+where the firelight could not play, and where a bookshelf came up
+towards the drawn curtains of the window. Lord Mere gave a paralysed
+glance, put his hand graspingly on John Maple’s arm, squinted to the
+left into that same dark place, and whispered rather than said:
+
+“Did yer ’ear anything, Mr. Miple?”
+
+John did not answer at once; when he did he said:
+
+“Perhaps, Lord Mere....” Then he looked down. “I really don’t know.
+It’s better not to let oneself think too much of such things....”
+
+They talked just so long as gave the old man time to think himself
+recovered; when once again, but more certainly, though still distant
+and of a phantom sort, the sound came.
+
+“Oh, Mr. Miple, I ’eard it pline! It said, ‘The Night,’ Mr. Miple!
+S’elp me, it did!”
+
+There was terror in the eyes now, and he was gripping John Maple’s arm
+convulsively. John Maple tossed his head slightly as though trying to
+be rid of some bad influence.
+
+“Yes, sir,” he said. “Yes. Shall we move?”
+
+Then suddenly Isabeau’s voice was heard from the landing as she ran
+downstairs, tragically loud:
+
+“Oh, poor Lovey-Lad! Poor little pup!” she cried.
+
+The unfortunate bridge players, interrupted again, looked up.
+
+“You f-found him?” stammered Lord Hambourne.
+
+“Oh, yes. He was whining and shaking so, I couldn’t bear it. And all
+huddled up on the landing, and bristling. He’s there yet. I couldn’t
+fix him so’s to get him to come. I tried to carry him, but he was just
+crazy. Snapped at me—for the first time in his life—poor li’l fellow!”
+Then she lowered her voice, and leaning against the banister at the
+end of her descent, she said hysterically: “It’s something in this
+room!”
+
+Lord Mere de Bruvvish fell back in his chair again like a man stunned.
+He gasped; he clutched the padded arms on which his hands lay, leaned
+back, his breath coming and going as though he had just taken violent
+exercise. His head was thrown back, and his eyes were shut. Then he
+called quite loudly:
+
+“Mattie!”
+
+The bridge party looked round: that excellent wife broke off in the
+middle of a hand; she rushed—if such a form can be said to rush—across
+the room, and knelt by the chair.
+
+“What’s the matter, George?” she said. “What’s the matter?”
+
+“I’m orl right. I shall be orl right. I come over queer,” he said. “I
+ought not to have called yer. Go back, dear; go back.”
+
+“’Ow was ’e took?” said the worthy woman to John Maple.
+
+“It’s nothing. I’m sure it’s nothing, Lady Mere,” said John, on his
+feet. “It was something.... The night ... and this talk of ghosts has
+made him nervous.”
+
+“Mattie,” said the poor man in a low voice, “Mattie, I must go to bed.
+You’ll excuse me, ma’am,” he added, turning to his hostess, “but I’m
+that tired. I’m not as young as I was.”
+
+Mattie accompanied him affectionately to the hall, gave him his
+candle, and looked at him anxiously.
+
+“Ye’re tired, dear,” she said, “you’re right when you sye you’re tired.”
+
+“I’ll be orl right, Mattie,” he said. “Never mind me. You’ll find me
+asleep. I’m orl right.”
+
+But she watched him anxiously, gazing up after him as his unwieldy,
+lumbering form went painfully up the stairs, candle in hand. He looked
+back at her and smiled. She was a good wife, and as she went back to
+the group in the drawing-room she wondered whether she ought not to go
+and see to him; she was beginning to share his fears.
+
+Mrs. Maple was rattled, and she could not hide it.
+
+“Well,” she said, “so far as it’s possible to count in the middle of
+all this, I make it 364.”
+
+Lord Hambourne thought he would make conversation—but he made it
+unfortunately.
+
+“As I w-w-as s-s-aying j-j-j-ust now, I m-mean ab-b-about the
+m-m-murder ...” he began.
+
+His hostess interrupted him.
+
+“Yes, it was very nasty,” she said quickly. “But do help me with this.
+Do you make it 364?”
+
+“Quate, quate!” said Lord Hambourne, a little puzzled at such a check.
+He added the figures. It was a pleasure to him, for he certainly could
+not have paid if he had lost; but he had not lost.
+
+It was during the following silence, when Hilda Maple was in an agony
+lest some further thing should be said to disturb the purchaser of
+Rackham Catchings, that Corton came in with the glasses and decanters
+on a tray.
+
+But it was not the Corton of earlier hours. For the first time in
+thirty years that great man was showing some lack of self-possession.
+He came in too quickly; he was trembling slightly, and as he advanced
+he so far forgot himself as to look over his shoulder; and in so doing
+he dropped a glass.
+
+“Good heavens, Corton!” shouted his mistress angrily. “What are you up
+to? What’s the matter?”
+
+“I’m sorry, madam.” His teeth were actually chattering. “I’m not quite
+myself to-night, madam.”
+
+“So it seems,” answered the lady coldly, as he put down the tray.
+
+Then she wondered whether she was awake or dreaming. For she saw that
+honourable servitor make, not for the door, but for the window towards
+the lawn, as though he would leave by that strange exit. With a hasty
+glance which satisfied her that her guests were occupied, she followed
+him and whispered quickly:
+
+“What _are_ you doing, Corton?”
+
+“If you please, madam,” said the unfortunate man, glancing with horror
+at the door through which he had just come, “I’d rather not go back by
+the passage.”
+
+“Not go back by the passage!” whispered Mrs. Maple angrily and looking
+him up and down. “Are you mad?”
+
+“No, madam. No, not mad. Not mad.” He passed his hand over his
+forehead—what great powers are revealed in man sometimes, quite late in
+life! Corton was now in the very spirit of the romances upon which he
+was modelling himself. “No, madam,” he said again, most tragically, and
+with a tremor in his voice, “I am not mad.”
+
+“Corton,” said Mrs. Maple, “you’re a disgrace. You’re drunk.”
+
+His only reply was to shake his head sadly.
+
+“It’s worse in the passage, madam. I couldn’t bear it. I can’t go back
+by the passage.”
+
+“Don’t go on repeating that like a parrot!” said Hilda Maple
+passionately in the same low tones. Her guests might notice at any
+moment what was going on. She took the bull by the horns and opened
+the window herself, for she saw that if she did not act quickly there
+would be a scene. “Then go back across the lawn, you fool!” she barked
+at him aside; and then loudly and gaily, turning round, she added, to
+the company, “You don’t mind my opening the window, do you? It’s an
+astonishingly hot and still night for the time of year. Do you mind the
+fresh air?”
+
+Her guests assured Hilda Maple that they did not mind the air. But Lord
+Hellup, who had watched the end of the little business, said the wrong
+thing. He said it directly to his hostess, and what he said was:
+
+“That guy’s rattled!”
+
+“Oh, it’s nothing,” said Mrs. Maple. “You mustn’t mind him. He’s nearly
+always like that about eleven o’clock.”
+
+Lord Hellup was highly interested.
+
+“Do say? Mebbe that’s because he doesn’t drink enough. When that kind
+go dry between whiles their nerves just fray to old collars.”
+
+It was getting worse and worse. The others were beginning to take
+notice, and Lord Hambourne did not fail to come up true to type. He
+butted in.
+
+“In-inhib-b-b-ition,” he began, “with its ac-c-c-ompanying
+c-c-c-comp-compl——” But Mrs. Maple cut him short savagely.
+
+“Don’t, Lord Hambourne! Don’t say any more about it! It’s not that.
+It’s religion. He says long prayers after dinner.”
+
+“That’s not natural—not in a butler,” was Lord Hellup’s comment.
+
+But Lord Hellup had seen few.
+
+“P-p-p-raying,” broke in the Professor in his best donnish manner, “is
+a w-w-well-known s-s-s-ymptom of re-e-e-ligious mania.”
+
+“Maybe,” suggested Lord Hellup, “he struck that guy without a head.”
+
+“There’s no such thing,” Aunt Hilda interrupted abruptly.
+
+This was too much for Lady de Beaurivage.
+
+“Why, Ilda,” she said, with real astonishment, “you told Bruvvage and
+all of us yourself, and it’s part of the interest of the plice an’ all!”
+
+“Yes, yes, of course,” said her hostess. “I told you the story—the
+legend. Many old houses have them—surely you know that. There’s nothing
+really.”
+
+“In this particular c-c-c-ase,” broke in the unfortunate Hambourne
+again, “what with the d-d-dog, it may be suggestion. It’s a kind of
+h-h-hyp....” He swallowed after that syllable, tried it again and
+added, “nosis.”
+
+Lord Hellup remarked that if it was anything about the hip, he knew a
+bone setter in Park Lane.... Mrs. Maple in despair tried to put an end
+to it all by saying, “No, no, no. Lord Hambourne means hypnotic, or
+something of that sort. Don’t you, Lord Hambourne?”
+
+And Lord Hambourne comforted her by quacking out: “Quate, quate.”
+
+It looked as though the trouble was over; but she had had a bad time.
+The telephone bell rang; John Maple took up the receiver and answered
+it. He turned to his aunt.
+
+“It’s from the stables, Aunt Hilda. They want you.”
+
+“Want me?” said Mrs. Maple incredulously. “What can they want from the
+stables at this hour of the night?” She took up the machine.
+
+“Yes?... Oh, what nonsense!... Yes? Well, they often do get restless
+these hot nights.... What! Corton? Corton’s got nothing to do with
+it. Don’t listen to a _word_ Corton says.... What’s that? The new
+mare’s frantic? Well, go and pat her. What?... Don’t be a coward. Go
+and pat her on the neck. Pat her on the crupper. Pat her anywhere....
+Are you there? Are you _there_? (She tapped her foot in her agony.)
+ARE YOU THERE? Hullo, why did you go away?... Good, she’s quieter, is
+she? Well, don’t bother me any more. Get hold of Alphonse. There’s no
+nonsense about _him_,” she added, looking up at her guests. “He’s a
+Communist, you know, and knows all about machinery, so he won’t believe
+in any of that rubbish. He’ll be a good tonic to those idiots.”
+
+Again she hoped that she had stopped the rot. But Lord Hambourne failed
+not.
+
+“It’s all d-d-d-eeply interesting,” the academic ass began. “It’s
+f-f-f-ascinating. Animals receive sub-sub-sub-liminal m-m-m-essages.
+And m-m-y c-c-colleague Pro-pro-fessor J-J-onah has sh-shown that while
+m-m-motors are im-p-pervious the equidæ....” But just at that moment
+the air was pierced by a very genuine shriek, and it came from Isabeau.
+She was pointing at the darkness.
+
+“Oh! Oh, dear! Something went by the window!”
+
+“Mercy!” cried the sympathetic Lady Mere de Beaurivage. “I saw it too!”
+
+Mrs. Maple’s patience was nearly exhausted.
+
+[Illustration: _Lord Hellup accepting from Lord Hambourne the
+interesting scientific discovery that motor-cars are less susceptible
+to psychic influence than horses_]
+
+“My dear Amathea—Isabeau dear, go back. Anyone in the household might
+be passing.”
+
+But, alas! her words were even truer than she knew; for a troop was
+upon them. Coming into the shaft of light which streamed from the
+window on to the lawn was Corton, and behind that Captain the whole
+force of the Offices, and as Corton appeared respectfully at the head
+of his regiment, full in the window behind him could be seen the ample
+form of the cook, Mrs. Fry, and Betsy Broom, and the housemaids and the
+groom, the boy, the footman and all. Only Alphonse was missing.
+
+Corton, after a sepulchral but respectful cough, and begging leave to
+enter, brought them in.
+
+“My colleague, madam, Mrs. Fry ... and my other colleagues, and the
+under-servants, and the maid Broom, madam, insisted upon seeing you
+... and I thought it better to accompany them. They would not go by
+_that_”—and he waved his hand towards the passage.
+
+“Go back at once ...” Mrs. Maple had begun, “and I’ll come out to you
+...” when Mrs. Fry gave tongue in her turn.
+
+“I can’t a-bear it no more, ma’am, no, that I can’t! No, not if it was
+the Queen herself, so there!”
+
+“Really, Mrs. Fry!” commanded Mrs. Maple. But her command had no effect.
+
+“No,” continued Mrs. Fry, in rising tones, “not if it was ’er sacred
+Majesty Queen Victoria herself come back to life. I can’t a-bear it.”
+
+“Oo—oo—ooo!” moaned the maid Broom—and Mrs. Fry made bold to comfort
+her.
+
+“And this poor child, ma’am. She feels it like the others. I done my
+best to comfort ’em. I feel like a mother to ’em all, I do, but,” and
+here she lowered her voice to a painful whisper and stepped forward,
+“wot’s in this ’ouse to-night, ma’am, ain’t flesh and blood.”
+
+“You’re a pack of fools!” shouted Mrs. Maple, beside herself. But
+Corton went on gravely:
+
+“The murder, madam, perpetrated under these ancient roof trees.” And he
+pointed to the antique beam. “Under the reign of the Virgin Queen—it
+was perpetrated this very night, madam. I have observed the anniversary
+religiously for thirty years—since I was knife boy, madam. And now the
+Unquiet Spirit will not rest.”
+
+“Mr. Corton,” said Mrs. Fry proudly, by way of chorus, “has the whole
+story like a book, ma’am.”
+
+“The blood, ma’am,” continued Corton courageously, while the sobs of
+the women behind him increased, and poor Bo put her fingers into her
+ears, “the blood flowed down the stairs from under the door of the Blue
+Room ... Lord Mere de Beaurivage’s room, madam.”
+
+But Mrs. Maple was resolved to put an end to it all.
+
+[Illustration: _Partial, but representative deputation of the domestic
+staff of Rackham Catchings protesting against the Headless Thing_]
+
+“Look here, all of you, it’s sheer bunkum, and dangerous at that.
+If you want to sit up all night, I can’t prevent you. Go back across
+the lawn, the whole lot of you, and I’ll come with you. And you,
+Corton”—she turned to him—“I mean to have an explanation from you.” And
+with that she drove the herd before her, back through the night. It is
+just to add that her presence was a comfort to them—but not to Corton.
+
+The guests looked at each other in silence: Lord Hambourne abominably
+interested, Lord Hellup discreetly amused, Isabeau shrinking as though
+worse were to come, and poor Lady de Beaurivage shaken almost as her
+husband had been. Not one had yet spoken. Mrs. Maple’s voice could be
+heard far off beyond the lawn in a last word with Corton as she turned
+back to the house. She re-crossed the lawn, she entered the room.
+
+Even as she did so there banged on the floor above a fearful crash as
+of a heavy body falling, and with it a loud and horrible cry. Then dead
+silence.
+
+Amathea Lady de Beaurivage dashed to the door with an inspired shriek:
+
+“It’s my George!”
+
+The others followed her, and in a rapid, thrusting group they all
+rushed through the hall and up the stairs.
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER XIV
+
+
+Upstairs in his bedroom that poor old lonely man—lonely save for his
+wife (and how grateful he was for her having treated him as she just
+had done, and for her last look at him as he painfully climbed the
+stairs)—sat waiting to recover from the ascent. Stairs tried him a
+great deal now ... his health was breaking ... he thought. Perhaps
+that’s what accounted for what he had been feeling ... what he thought
+he had been hearing; and he huddled his shoulders together. He wouldn’t
+undress at once—he would rest awhile ... rest awhile ... rest awhile.
+He would get steadier then.
+
+A knock somewhere?... It might have been downstairs, but in his
+condition he thought it was at his own door, and it made him jump.
+
+“Come in!” he said.
+
+There was no reply; and he went a little white. He steadied himself and
+leaned forward painfully to take up the poker and stir the fire. But he
+dropped it with a loud clatter that startled him again.
+
+“Foolishness!” he muttered.
+
+He heard the knock once again. This time he did not say “Come in!” He
+nerved himself to rise painfully from his chair, and threw the door
+wide open. There was nothing but empty darkness outside. He shut the
+door again and fell rather than sank into the place he had just left.
+
+“George,” he said to himself, half aloud, “George, pull yerself
+together. This’ll never do! You’re ’igh-strung, George, that’s what you
+are; remember what the doctor said about yer blood pressing. Wot was it
+’e said? He said, ‘No whisky,’ ’e said. Well, I don’t know wot’s right
+about that, but I know it steadies me.” He stretched out his arm to
+the table by his side, and took up his flask from where it lay on the
+table—a large flask with a silver cup, and his coat of arms—supporters
+talbots, three mancuses quartered chevron and the devil and all on a
+field azure—engraved thereon. It shone under the electric shaded light
+on the table and the warmer glow of the fire. Other light in the room
+there was none.
+
+He slowly poured out the strong drink into the silver.
+
+“It’ll calm yer, George,” he said.
+
+Below, he heard the noise of many voices. Too many, he thought, for the
+few guests. But it was company like. Then he heard people moving across
+the lawn. Perhaps some neighbours had come in, and gone again. Then the
+voices quieted down. He took his first sip of the whisky, pre-war.
+
+“That’s better, George,” he said. “That’ll put yer right.”
+
+His back, as he sat in the deep chair facing the fire, was to the side
+door which led to the little box-room. It opened so noiselessly that he
+heard no sound, tense though his nerves were.
+
+He waited a moment, less unmanned, raising the silver cup again for
+a second sip—when there came, whether within his mind or from the
+air without he could not tell, a hint of rustling, a suspicion of a
+Presence in the room—near the bed. The start stopped the cup as he
+still held it in his hand, and he poised it in mid-air, staring—there
+came the pleading words from very far away:
+
+“Not again, George! Oh, not again! It’s yer pison!”
+
+“It’s me mother’s voice,” groaned the old man in a dreadful whisper.
+
+He let the cup fall to the floor at his feet, careless of the liquor
+running out upon the rug. His hand shook, as did his whole body.
+
+“’Er voice,” he said again, frozen with fear.
+
+A hand came out from behind the head of the bed—a hand the wrist of
+which was draped in black. Lord Mere de Beaurivage did not see it—he
+was staring into the air before him—it was Her Voice.
+
+The hand found the switch, and all was suddenly dark, save for the glow
+of the fire. He had heard but the slightest of sounds—he looked round
+into that darkness—and there he saw, dreadfully distinct in the half
+light which the glowing coals threw upon the dull red damask and the
+tapestry—what he had seen too often that day in his unhappy mind. There
+IT stood, for the half second in which he still retained his sanity.
+He was on his gouty feet groping towards it, his mouth open and giving
+small inarticular sounds. IT was there by the side of the bed against
+the wall, agleam on the sword-hilt, tall, black, too vague, but the
+white ruff standing out glaring—and above that ruff nothing: only the
+wall. Even as he looked he saw a hand which appeared from beneath the
+cloak slowly moving. He gave a loud shriek and crashed to the ground.
+
+[Illustration: _Unaffected emotion of George, First Baron de Beaurivage
+on the appearance of an historic figure_]
+
+In a flash the figure had passed the fallen man, and was through the
+door into the side room, and had turned the key. But quick as the
+motion was, even as he turned the key in the lock the great swirl of
+feet was running up the sounding wood of the staircase, the main door
+of the bedroom was thrown open, all the lights were turned on, and the
+hubbub of guests and servants flocked to what might be the living or
+the dead.
+
+Amathea was the first of them, kneeling by her husband, trying to lift
+him up in her arms, calling him by his name, and sobbing loudly.
+
+Three of the menservants hoisted the motionless form and got it on to
+the bed. He was breathing. His eyes opened for a moment, but he stared
+vacantly, seeing no one, and with yet another loud cry and a shudder
+his head fell back upon the pillow.
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER XV
+
+
+All that night was a changed world for Rackham: messengers sent hither
+and thither; the telephone at work; a nurse from the Cottage Hospital;
+another nurse urgently sent for from Lewes; the local practitioner
+jumping into his trousers hurriedly after an insufficient sleep, and
+also jumping out of his skin for joy when he heard the great name of
+his patient; lanterns going back and forth through the spring night,
+as one and another was sent upon a further errand; motors purring,
+buzzing, hooting, and every human being stirred up to an unnatural
+vigil.
+
+Meanwhile, upstairs Amathea sat steadfast by her husband’s bed, glad
+to hear his breathing, for it told her that he lived. She looked like
+a vulgar queen of the Renaissance, of the swollen commercial families,
+with big lips curved downwards, determined on what she should do. Anger
+was flaming in her heart.
+
+She sent order after order, and Hilda Maple’s servants humbly obeyed.
+She had them telephone for an ambulance to be at Rackham Catchings by
+nine the next morning—not a second later, or it would be the worse
+for them; and it had to be the best ambulance Maxton, who is open all
+night, could supply. It was she who had sent for the nurses and the
+doctors, often doubling her hostess’ orders.
+
+She did more. She was determined that her George should return to
+recover—if recovery Gawd would grant him—in his own house in Mayfair.
+She knew the servants would have gone to bed, and she sent the message
+through an all-night office to knock the place up and compel them to
+have everything ready against the morning.
+
+She thought of everything. Yet she did all this from where she sat,
+without moving from the bedside, despatching one after another to do
+her will.
+
+It was half-past one o’clock in the small hours before she had
+received the final replies. She was still alone in the room, with the
+half-conscious, muttering man. She had given terrible commands that
+no one was to be admitted till she allowed it; and the nurses and
+the doctors were waiting, with the torturedly-anxious Hilda in the
+drawing-room below.
+
+George Huggins stirred. Amathea leaned over the bed and tried to catch
+what confused words were coming from those lips which she had known for
+a lifetime, and so much loved. The old fellow propped himself up on his
+elbow, a momentary gleam of sanity entered his eyes as they looked into
+hers.
+
+“Mattie,” he whispered hoarsely, “is that you?”
+
+He smiled foolishly. Then his face changed dreadfully, and he went on
+in rising tones:
+
+“It ’ad no ’ed, it ’ad no ’ed, Mattie! Oh! OH! OH!” and with a horrible
+groan he sank back, and went on muttering—but half sitting up at
+intervals and pointing, and catching her, and saying, “There ’tis!
+There ’tis! Keep it awye, Mattie! Keep it awye!”
+
+She knew what had happened. He had seen IT. Her anger rose, enormous;
+but she contained it. She allowed the doctors and the nurses to come
+in. Hilda Maple, already stricken with fatigue, and showing her age
+under the strain, timidly followed them; but Amathea, Lady Mere de
+Beaurivage, on seeing her hostess, called out strongly, “Not that un!
+Keep ’er out, keep ’er out!” And poor Hilda had capitulated and retired.
+
+The servants had gone to bed; Hilda herself lay down, all dressed as
+she was, half loosened and no more, to catch if she could an hour or
+two of sleep—but sleep came not to her.
+
+John in his room, after helping to run innumerable messages and
+counter-messages, tried to sleep also, and did sleep a little,
+fitfully; but his conscience troubled him.
+
+Lord Hellup thought it his duty to stay awake in the Little Red Room,
+and he did so too, with Motley and successive cigars.
+
+Of all in that household only Isabeau slept placidly, when she had
+seen it all fixed up: so great conquerors on the night of victory.
+So William of Falaise in his tent after Hastings; so Mr. Gulp, at
+the Ritz after the Pugley deal, before he resigned in affluence his
+Secretaryship of State.
+
+While the agony thus proceeded upstairs, Lord Hambourne showed
+initiative beyond his academic kind. But he was one whose wits had been
+sharpened by poverty. It was not the first time in his life that he had
+displayed those qualities which, with better luck, make millions. Had
+he not scooped the Chair of Psychology? Here was another little scoop,
+and he was going to pick it up. He had got the main event at once,
+overhearing two phrases in the frightened muttering of the servant.
+Leaving them to their agony upstairs, he himself went quietly into the
+deserted drawing-room, took up the telephone and got on to _The Howl_.
+It was not too late for a stop-press in that enterprising paper, at any
+rate for the London edition.
+
+Carter was at the other end of the wire. No. It was not to be on the
+usual terms. He told Carter with great rapidity in a low, precise tone,
+conquering his stammer, what had happened, but he gave neither the
+place nor the name.
+
+No. It was not to be in the contract. It would be a separate
+£100—posted that day. Would he accept the verbal promise on the
+telephone? He would. Carter could not undertake the responsibility?
+Then he must do without the scoop. Oh, he could, could he? All right.
+He would trust him. The place was Rackham Catchings, and the old fellow
+was Bruvvish himself.... Yes, it _was_ a scoop, wasn’t it? Would Carter
+leave word for someone to be there when he rang up again, so that they
+could go on with it in the evening paper? It would be difficult for
+him to get to the telephone after they were down. He must have someone
+there to take it between six and seven o’clock in the morning. Yes,
+that was all.
+
+He hung up the receiver, just in time, as the shuffling of someone
+descending came down the stairs, while above altercation and confused
+advice filled the air. He managed to get into the hall and to mix with
+them before they had noticed his absence.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In the grey light of morning Lord Hambourne had taken up the telephone
+again. He felt secure. They had all been lying down, dressed as they
+were, exhausted, and he himself in his evening clothes, looking
+crumpled and dishevelled in the new light, was the only one doing
+business.
+
+He gave rapid advice to Lord Toronto’s other serfs. The old boy was
+very bad indeed, he thought he would be moved that morning. He
+advised someone from _The Howl_ to be sent to photograph the house and
+if possible the scene when the ambulance left. It would make a good
+picture. But he warned them that Mrs. Maple had got a policeman in
+plain clothes on the place, and there were orders to allow no one to
+come near. She didn’t want it in the papers—he laughed, gently, and
+there was another much louder laugh at the other end of the wire. No,
+he could not send a sketch of the ghost. They must do that. They could
+get that little drunken artist of theirs to make a line sketch—just a
+long black cloak and a sword and a big Elizabethan ruff, and no head,
+and an old curtained bed close by.
+
+[Illustration: _Distraction of Lord Hambourne on being offered the
+usual terms_]
+
+Even as he was talking he dropped the receiver at the sound of a
+piteous wail. It was Betsy Broom, casting her dustpan and brush to the
+winds and calling on her maker to deliver her from evil. Lord Hambourne
+himself was surprised to find how much his nerves were on edge. Betsy
+Broom might have been the ghost, he felt so startled. But he had the
+sense to quiet her.
+
+“Hold your tongue,” he said. “What’s the matter with you?”
+
+“Oh, sir,” said the unfortunate young woman, “I thought you was the
+ghost! That’s the third time I thought I seen it!”
+
+Lord Hambourne made another of those rapid decisions which I sincerely
+hope will sooner or later lead him to an independent income. He did not
+like parting with money, and he had very little to part with. But he
+decided it was worth his while; and after all, he had won at bridge. He
+took a crumpled ten-shilling note out of his waistcoat pocket, and put
+it into Betsy’s hand.
+
+“Betsy,” he said, “if I were you I wouldn’t talk too much about my
+telephoning. Their nerves are all on edge, you know.”
+
+“Yes, sir,” said the simple girl, bobbing and grateful, “I quite
+understand.” But she was still trembling. He patted her paternally upon
+the shoulder.
+
+“There,” he said. “It’s all right. Even if there was anything, you
+wouldn’t see it after sunrise, you know.”
+
+“So I’ve always heard, sir,” answered Betsy, with due acknowledgment of
+his learning. “That and runnin’ water lays ’em.”
+
+“Yes, you’re right, Betsy,” he said loftily; and then gently left the
+scene of his misdeeds, hoping that the office would not commit the
+unpardonable folly of ringing him up. But he ought to have warned them.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+We still have relics of an age when the Press could be managed by
+people of influence, because its owners, though millionaires, were
+commonly still climbing. Hilda Maple was of that age. She was quite
+secure in her own mind after she had telephoned to five or six London
+offices that she could keep the thing out of the papers. There would
+be no reporters, at any rate, and it was a relief, and she had seen to
+a detective coming to watch the place against photographers. She had
+ordered that loudly before she had lain down, and Lord Hambourne had
+heard her.
+
+[Illustration: _Effect of the other world on Miss Broom, housemaid_]
+
+Therefore it was that, while yet the morning was very young, and while
+there was still a dew upon the gardens of Rackham—so quiet that the
+second under-gardener could hear the low moans proceeding from the
+patient’s bedroom—a figure appeared by a very singular approach, to
+wit, pushing its way through the laurels to the west-south-west of the
+main approach. It would seem that the figure had avoided the publicity
+of the lodge, and preferred its own method of entry, which was by
+crawling under a barbed-wire fence, crashing through the brushwood and
+finding its way, a little torn and bleeding, to the edge of the lawn in
+front of the house. But with great gallantry the figure had borne with
+him throughout this adventure a huge contraption, a tripod covered with
+a black cloth, and reminiscent of the photography of thirty years ago.
+And the name of the figure was Columbus.
+
+It was not his real name. It was the name facetiously given him in
+his good-nature and condescension by his master, Lord Toronto, who,
+having asked upon one occasion which serf of his had managed to secure
+unexpected photographs, in double quick time, of other people’s very
+private and intimate affairs, was respectfully given the efficient
+dependant’s name. His lordship had thereupon christened the good serf
+Columbus, because he got there, and Columbus he continued to be called.
+
+It was the method of Columbus, I say, whenever he had to surprise
+the vigilance of those whose lack of public spirit prompted them to
+elude the Press, to carry with him this huge superstructure upon a
+tripod, covered with a black cloth. He knew well enough the attention
+it would excite, the gathering of menials ordering him off the place,
+even the approach of the police. But its weight and size also meant
+that he could not be driven off at a moment’s notice, and during the
+altercation nothing was easier than to bring out his little Zeiss
+camera on the sly and snap the whole concern, unbeknownst.
+
+For this also had Columbus everything prepared upon that early morning.
+He put himself squarely facing the antique front of Rackham Catchings;
+he elaborately fixed the tripod; he covered his head with the cloth;
+he went through all the gestures of a performance dear to our fathers.
+Nor was he, as one might imagine, incapacitated by this attitude from
+watching his foes; for the camera box beneath the cloth was a fake and
+in place of its glass a large round hole stared empty, through which
+all could be naturally observed. He swept the landscape. He patiently
+waited the arrival of the servants, perhaps with police. He had his
+expostulations ready in his mind; and, nicely tucked away, concealed
+in the hollow between his left arm and his left side, the little Zeiss
+that was to do the trick. He wanted “figures in the foreground.” He got
+more than he bargained for.
+
+No servant appeared. But what did at last saunter into the bright
+circle framed in black was something very different. By the boots, a
+policeman; by the clothes, and especially the sharply pressed trousers,
+an advertisement for that which the vulgar call ready-to-wear and the
+gentle ready-made; by the hat, a scandal to God and man; by the face,
+a fool. My reader has divined him with her customary skill. It was Mr.
+Pretherton, the Detective.
+
+With a fine nonchalance Mr. Pretherton strolled across the green, as
+one taking the morning air. He came up to Columbus, still distracted,
+still, as it were, careless of mundane things. He lifted a corner of
+the black cloth and whispered in the ear of the stooping expert:
+
+“It may interest you to know that I am a member of the Force in plain
+clothes.”
+
+Columbus answered—to himself:
+
+“Forty-three and one-tenth, diameter eight,” and proceeded to turn a
+little screw which was not there.
+
+“And the sooner you make off, young man,” went on the redoubtable
+Pretherton, lifting the corner of the cloth again, but turning his face
+towards the house, as though he were taking part in the photography,
+“the better for you, I can tell you.”
+
+To which Columbus very simply replied, but again to himself and not to
+his interlocutor:
+
+“Double for morning light; cloudy sky, no deep shadows.”
+
+Upon the scene of this blinded duel there appeared at some little way
+off, round a corner of the house, an unexpected ally, and an unexpected
+enemy, of the one and the other protagonist.
+
+They were Bo with the hound Lovey-Lad.
+
+Bo (Oh, the efficiency of the efficient!) had caught the whole
+situation in a moment. She had inherited, here again, that quality in
+the eminent peer her progenitor whereby the market may be seized at a
+glance. The Press was snapping the house. A bull point for the Bo-Jacko
+crowd. That fellow whom she had suspected was interfering; a bear point
+for same. To have the tragedy in the papers would complete the ruin of
+Aunt Hilda’s market. To keep it out was the object of the interfering
+fellow in the policeman’s boots.
+
+The greatest generals are capable in the heat of action of an ambiguous
+order. It must be admitted in defence of Lovey-Lad that he could hardly
+have distinguished between the friend and the enemy of his mistress.
+When, therefore, he heard from Bo’s arched lips the glad words “Siccum,
+boy!” he leapt forward like a shell from a gun, not for the evil
+Pretherton, but alas! for the well-working Columbus. And after all, how
+should not your bow-legged, hideous, brass-banded bulldog befriend a
+common human who might be anybody’s friend and rather go for a monster
+with three wooden legs, two trouser ends and no head?
+
+Through the round empty aperture, where the object glass was not,
+Columbus saw his Fate hurtling at him. Without pausing to arbitrate on
+moral right, he fled incontinent. And Mr. Pretherton, very innocently
+and naturally thinking that someone from the household which he was
+serving had supported his effort, laughed heartily at the clumsy
+efforts of the devoted prey, who ran regardless, blinded by the black
+cloth, straight for the rhododendrons, the first cover he could find.
+
+But dogs, since they are quite unintelligent, are admirably subject to
+discipline. Bo (who had learned the art in childhood and had happily
+retained it) put two fingers between her teeth and with a piercing
+whistle recalled the well-meaning but mistaken hound. What it must
+have cost Lovey-Lad to pull up again upon the common earth, to lose his
+quarry, to turn back, slinking—only a dog can know. But the whistle had
+been imperative, and he had obeyed. He came back panting, not without
+an irresolute halt now and then and a glance back at the strange morsel
+he had missed, as Columbus, finding the chase had failed, recovered
+himself, folded his cloth upon his arm, and, grasping his tripod, came
+forward somewhat timidly to explain.
+
+But Bo gave him no opportunity. She did not want explanations. She
+wanted a frank friendship and excellent publicity for the great Rackham
+Catchings tragedy—for the ghost—in the Press of the metropolis; and
+notably in that of Lord Toronto, as being to her certain knowledge the
+most vulgar of all the six vulgarians who control our great organs of
+opinion.
+
+She could trust Lord Toronto to have it all over London that evening.
+Meanwhile she must be rid of Hilda’s policeman.
+
+The thing had not taken sixty seconds from the moment when Lovey-Lad
+had shot forward to the moment when he came back unsatisfied, and
+almost daring to growl, and sat on his haunches panting at his
+mistress’ feet. Mr. Pretherton was still smiling the smile of triumph,
+Columbus was still in hesitating stance, wondering how he would be
+received, when Bo gave her second order, without hesitation, rapidly,
+and this time more directly, pointing with an unashamed finger at
+her victim, and launched the Friend of Man at the Detective.
+
+[Illustration: _Solid satisfaction of Mr. Pretherton at the pressed
+pace of Columbus_]
+
+Then was it seen with what majesty the British policeman bolts! Note to
+what skill, what promptitude, what immediate appreciation of reality,
+the public civilian forces of our beloved country are trained!
+
+The flight of Columbus from Lovey-Lad had been a turtle’s waddle, hasty
+though it was, compared with the whizz of the detective. Lovey-Lad
+never reached him. He was through the brushwood, under the wire and
+over the stone coping in a flash; and, her purpose accomplished, his
+mistress called him back to heel.
+
+What happens in the souls of dogs when they are used for retrievers,
+for pointers, for any object at all except their own (and they are
+so used all the time)? Is it triumph in their skill, and an obscure
+but loyal understanding that they have served their masters, mere
+disappointment, bewilderment, or what? I know not. But I fancy a
+mixture of all these things, from the description I have had of what
+lay upon Lovey-Lad’s features as he came back the second time panting,
+still hungry, to his mistress’ feet. He had torn nothing, he had bitten
+nothing; but he had gloriously chased him whom he had been sent to
+destroy—let that suffice.
+
+Columbus came back extending a large hand towards Bo with the
+self-possession of his kind. Bo took it with the simplicity of hers.
+When he thanked her, as one who had saved his life, and when they had
+both remarked upon the absurd picture presented by the detective in
+his flight, a very few words made clearer still what Bo had already
+discovered. With charming good nature the young woman sought out for
+the journalist the exact point of vantage whence best Rackham Catchings
+might be snapped. She was torn between her desire for a striking
+picture which no one could miss and a contradictory desire for early
+publication. She saw him register the scene; she accompanied him
+without shame to the lodge gate, and then in a moment of inspiration
+she made a suggestion consonant with her means, ill-fitted to her
+condition.
+
+“D’you know what edition of your two-cent’ll carry the picture of
+Rackham Catchings? Have ye’ seen the story that’s to flare it?”
+
+He had seen the story. It had gone up straight to London—from Lord
+Hambourne. As to the edition, it would be the lunch-time edition at
+the latest; he could swear to that—now that she had so kindly seen him
+through.
+
+Bo decided at once, risking a rebuff, and, as you may expect, not in
+danger of receiving one. She did not pull out a single pound note, as
+a less efficient person would have done; she put the whole leather
+case—scented—quietly into his hand, whence it slipped into his pocket
+under his eyes.
+
+“I know what’s in there, Bud,” she said. “And there’ll be as much
+again for you when I see it in that edition. It sure must go in. D’you
+get me? But who’m I to send it to? What’s your name?”
+
+[Illustration: _Genuine pleasure of Columbus on observing the haste of
+Mr. Pretherton_]
+
+In an accent not unlike her own the mysterious stranger answered:
+
+“My name? Nothing! Just you put ‘Columbus’ on the envelope, and the
+Baron’ll see it won’t miss me.”
+
+They nodded cheerfully to each other. And _that_ was all settled.
+
+Indeed, upon the morrow, after the story had ended and Bo could make
+sure that her bargain had been observed, she (a woman who knew exactly
+how much she had in that leather wallet at any one time) put into an
+envelope the exact equivalent, and, keeping her word, delivered it with
+her own hands, sealed up, at Lord Toronto’s hideous building off Fleet
+Street, addressed only “Columbus,” demanding no receipt and leaving no
+name.
+
+Nor can I deny that Columbus well earned this treble stream of gold,
+the first from his vulgar master, the second and the third from Bo.
+
+The picture of Rackham Catchings came out enormous on the front page of
+_The Howl_: they had the exclusive story; they had the exclusive snaps;
+and an admirable caption designed by the Editor himself, a Mr. Emston,
+who had been Emstein somewhere in America years ago. That caption ran:
+
+ ELIZABETHAN SPECTRE APPEARS IN
+ ANCIENT MANOR HOUSE.
+
+ SEEN BY ALL.
+
+ CONCLUSIVE PROOF BY OXFORD PROFESSOR OF
+ PSYCHOLOGY.
+
+ PROMINENT PEER PROSTRATED.
+
+On the picture a large black cross deeply marked over poor Mrs. Maple’s
+bathroom window, and having a gigantic arrow pointing at it, was
+labelled:
+
+ ANCIENT MONASTIC CHAPEL WHERE GHOST
+ APPEARED.
+
+And underneath all this, in somewhat smaller letters:
+
+ _Opinions of our Readers._
+
+which last were a number of letters dated from all parts of London,
+signed by various names, and written somewhat hurriedly by the
+sub-editor’s son, who was trying his hand as apprentice serf to Lord
+Toronto.
+
+It would be all over London by one o’clock and the market for Rackham
+ruined.
+
+
+
+
+ CHAPTER XVI
+
+
+Bo, returning into the house, met Betsy Broom. Betsy had not yet
+recovered from her shock (remember that the morning was still very
+young), she had but that moment left the Professor’s presence. She gave
+another little shriek, and was prepared to do another Cinquevalli trick
+with the dustpan and broom, when Bo dominated her.
+
+“Doan be a li’l fool!” said Bo, pulling her up. “What’s a-matter with
+ye? Scared?”
+
+“Oh, ma’am! Oh, miss! I thought it was IM again. There! I’m that dazed.
+I thought ’is lordship was IM I did, when I found ’im telephoning. I’m
+not meself.”
+
+Bo pounced on the strategic point.
+
+“Which lordship?” she said.
+
+“Lord ’Ambourne, miss. ’E were telephoning all about it” (for thus did
+Betsy earn the heavy bribe she had received to remain silent).
+
+“Oh, he was, was he?” said Bo grimly.
+
+She remembered Lord Hambourne’s notorious connection with _The Howl_,
+and how that other eminent peer and colleague, Lord Toronto, was his
+paymaster.
+
+“Thank you, Betsy,” she said. She had given away her wallet in a fine
+gesture—as the newspapers have it; but she felt in the pocket of the
+little garden coat she was wearing, to shield her from the cold of that
+morning. She seemed to remember there was something there. And so there
+was. And she pulled out yet another crumpled ten-shilling note.
+
+Betsy took it gratefully, and curtseyed.
+
+“Oh, thank you, ma’am—miss, I mean!” she said. There entered into
+Betsy’s young life for the first and the last time an experience of
+that operation which politicians, share-shufflers, black-mailers, and
+other candidates for the House of Lords know in their own peculiar
+language as the “Double Cross.” She had had her palm greased by both
+sides. Alas! poor innocent child, she went away none the wiser! She
+made no use of it. With a little more opportunity she might have been
+in the Cabinet; for such accidents of special knowledge and special
+payment lead anywhere nowadays.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Remember, my sweet reader, that this book is written in 1927. What
+Bo did next never would have been done in 1917. And in 1907 it would
+have meant what they called in the horrible jargon of their day (still
+retained by Lord Hambourne) “social ostracism.” And in 1897 (but
+there I am back in my boyhood) it would have been, in the still more
+horrible jargon of _their_ day, “unthinkable.”
+
+She went straight up to the passage on the first floor. She waited a
+moment, listening keenly—and hearing nothing—outside the patient’s
+room. She went on ten yards, and whispered through the keyhole of
+the room where John had just, after hours of struggle, begun to feel
+drowsy. She dared not knock.
+
+“Dog-Man,” was the undertone, “come out.”
+
+“What? What? What?” said John loudly, starting up.
+
+“Hush!” she whispered again through the keyhole, “come out.”
+
+He staggered out, with his fatigue full upon him, and it crossed Bo’s
+mind for a moment that he was, if possible, on such an occasion less of
+a god. A young beard had begun; his eyes were drooping; and the corners
+of his mouth showed strain. But she was loyal, and saw him as he was
+really, the divine Jacko, even through this disguise. She put her
+finger to her lip, as she had during the conspiracy of the day before,
+and led him tip-toe along the thick carpet to her own room in the other
+wing.
+
+There she sat him down.
+
+“Jacko,” she said, “listen to me. An’ get your piece word-perfect. I’m
+telling you. You see there’s going to be a break-up?”
+
+“Oh, yes,” said John.
+
+“We’ve won, haven’t we?”
+
+“So far.... I wish, Bo, that I hadn’t....”
+
+“Pack that away into your old kit-bag. As you say—so far. Now ye’ve
+got to hear the rest. Fat Matt’s gotten an ambulance from London.
+It’ll buzz up here at nine. Then there’ll be the great retreat, an’
+the Thunder of the Captains, an’ the Shouting ... as it says in the
+Good Book. Then Aunt Hilda’ll be all alone, and jest wanderin’ around.
+That’s the time to play the card.”
+
+“What card?” asked John.
+
+“I’m telling you,” answered Bo. “Hambone’s ’phoned _The Howl_. The
+help told me all about it. She heard him. Told them over the wire. And
+they’ve had a picture-man down here snapping the place already. It’ll
+be all over London, Jacko. And what’s Aunt Hilda to do then?”
+
+“Yes, but what am _I_ to do?” said John.
+
+“What you’re to do, Bone-head, is to walk in and win. There’s no
+selling the place for her now. And if she’s still steely-hearted, work
+her with your Voice.”
+
+“I don’t see how I could haunt Aunt Hilda in broad daylight.”
+
+“No matter. The Lord will find a way. Only follow up, Jacko; follow up.
+Have you got the carbons of those letters here?”
+
+“Yes, in my pocket. She has the originals.”
+
+“Well, tell her _The Howl’s_ got the story. Rattle her more, someway.
+Then she’ll sign.”
+
+“You think she will?” said John doubtfully.
+
+Bo nodded with decision.
+
+“Trust the Young Heiress,” she said. “The child has never failed.”
+
+But even as she spoke there was commotion on the gravel beneath the
+window. It was the ambulance from London, and the whole house was astir.
+
+The lovers slipped downstairs by the back staircase, reached the hall,
+and all the turmoil was upon them.
+
+Down the main stairs, moving like funeral bearers under a coffin,
+staggered sundry males—the driver of the ambulance, his assistant, the
+footman, the atheist Gaul—even the local doctor lent a hand. While the
+Specialist from London waddled slowly sideways, downwards, next to the
+banisters, by way of inept superintendence: for he got the biggest fee.
+
+On the stretcher under which they staggered lay the unfortunate First
+Baron Mere de Beaurivage, still muttering, still raving.
+
+Bringing up the rear from the head of the stairs and commanding all
+things, his spouse, Presiding Goddess, herself storming, dominated the
+storm.
+
+“Ow, tike ’im gently!” she cried. “Treat him tender! ’Andle ’im
+like a child!” But even as she spoke the sufferer rent the air with
+“A-r-r-r-h!”
+
+“Don’t jerk ’im, pore lamb!” the peeress went on—the procession had
+allowed her to gain three steps downwards. “Don’t jerk ’im, whatever
+yer do! Don’t give him a Hoick! Keep his ’ed up, pore dear! Keep the
+blood from a-flowing to ’is ’ed!”
+
+The foremost of the bearers had reached the bottom stair, Amathea,
+presiding from above, was half-way down, the doors were fully open,
+Corton was flinging wide the entry to the ambulance, when poor Hilda
+Maple, a wreck from lack of sleep and all the attention which women of
+her age need before they can appear before human kind, made the error
+of attempting a pacification.
+
+“Amathea,” she bleated, “_dearest_ Amathea!...”
+
+But her adversary blazed out in terrible wrath.
+
+“You shet yer ’ed!” she yelled, without reserve. “It’s you did all the
+’arm, it is!” Then to the procession. “Ow, ’andle him gentler, ’ear him
+groan—ow!” Then to her hostess, “Look on wot yer done!”
+
+“I don’t see what I’ve done,” began Mrs. Maple, but Amathea interrupted
+her again.
+
+“Yer down’t see?” she cried madly. “Yer down’t see orl the ’arm yer’ve
+done with yer Demonds and yer Obgoblings and yer lying laow an’ tryin’
+to pass off this ’ouse on us an’ orl?”
+
+“Amathea ...” began Mrs. Maple again.
+
+“Don’t you Amathea me, Mrs. Miple!” shouted the peeress, with all the
+subtle charm of Aristocracy, as she crashed one hand on a table still
+sordid with last night’s glasses, and stretched the other in wild
+denunciation. “Don’t you Amathea me! I wish yer’d never been born, nor
+I to meet yer! With yer ’umbug and yer lies and yer Black Devil, and
+all! Yus, and ’id and concealed from our eyes! But I’ll let yer know!
+I’ve priced yer! Yer profiteeress!”
+
+Poor Hilda tried to stem the torrent, but the peeress’s voice filled
+all heaven, and if its owner had had anything to throw she would have
+thrown it.
+
+“Down’t yer mike answer to me, Ilda Miple! I’m Mattie Huggins, I am,
+and I’d have yer to know that I could take on a dozen of yer! Any dy of
+the week!”
+
+She put her right arm akimbo and snapped the fingers of her left hand
+finely in the air, “That for yer damn Rackham Catchings!” She put her
+left arm akimbo and snapped the fingers of her right hand with still
+nobler violence, “That for yer old Drury Lane stige barn!” She put both
+arms akimbo and leant forward over the end of the banisters shouting
+with titanic power, “Burn it down for the insurance, you bitch! Burn it
+an’ keep quiet! For yer’ll never get a penny out of hus! And so I tells
+yer strite!”
+
+Her face was crimson, panting and sweating; her voice almost exhausted.
+But she had the strength to add, before she turned to the ambulance
+and to the last attentions due to her dear one: “Jest you wite till I
+tells the Prime Minister about you, Hilda Maple! You’ll see what ’e’ll
+do to yer! Yus, he will! Not arf!” And with that, amid the embarrassed,
+the horrified, the discreet crowd about her, she sobered down to give
+still breathless but intelligible orders, sat herself down in the
+ambulance beside her husband, against all rules, and was gone.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Rackham Catchings was as quiet as the dusty scene of an explosion when
+the rumble is over: but it was as wrecked. And Hilda Maple sat down,
+a wreck herself, her elbow upon the table of the hall, her dizzy head
+supported in her left hand.
+
+Lord Hambourne did not fail—he could not fail—upon such an occasion.
+
+“I’ve c-c-come to say g-g-good-bye,” he grinned, as though it were the
+most ordinary morning that ever had dawned. Hilda Maple could hardly
+manage to be civil. She half rose, she asked him if he had a vehicle,
+she mechanically said she hoped he would come again.
+
+Hardly had he gone when footsteps approached. It was the cook, heading
+her phalanx once again.
+
+“Not as I’d disturb any Lady in your Circumstances, ma’am,” she
+declaimed, “but if you please, ma’am, I must be going this very
+day. Ow, never mind the month’s wages,” she added loftily, as Hilda
+attempted to speak. “And all these poor things,” waving at the herd,
+“they say the same as me.”
+
+[Illustration: _Wifely protest of Amathea, Lady de Beaurivage, at the
+unworthy treatment of her lord_]
+
+“Not Alphonse?” asked poor Hilda of the crowd, feebly.
+
+“Not that Toad!” said Mrs. Fry. “Not that I knows on. I won’t speak for
+him—I’ll have nothing to do with him. But this day we goes, ma’am, all
+of us. We’re all resolved. We won’t sleep under this roof again—for
+sleep we can’t.” And there were murmurs and groaning exclamations of
+assent from the rest.
+
+“Not Corton?” said poor Hilda, in a still lower voice.
+
+“Mr. Corton,” said Mrs. Fry with dignity, “has informed us that he
+prefers to speak to you privately. He will then say whatever he has to
+say.”
+
+And with that she sailed out, and with her followed her attendant
+nymphs and gentlemen-in-waiting.
+
+Hilda had hardly time for breathing space when John in his turn
+appeared.
+
+“John,” said the unfortunate woman, “I feel faint.”
+
+“Of course, Aunt Hilda,” he said sympathetically. “I must give you some
+brandy.”
+
+“It’s a thing I never do,” said Aunt Hilda, as her nephew poured out
+a stiff dose from a derelict decanter of the night’s debauch, and
+squirted a sufficiency of soda into it.
+
+“Drink that, Aunt Hilda,” he said.
+
+“I suppose it’ll do me good,” she answered in a voice still faint. “I
+feel more dead than alive.”
+
+She was breathing heavily. Then she said:
+
+“Well, John....”
+
+“I’m still here, Aunt Hilda,” said John dutifully. “Whatever you
+want me for, I’m still here. And.... And, Aunt Hilda, I’ll still buy
+Rackham.”
+
+“You’ll still what?” said Aunt Hilda, with the ghost of her former
+energy reviving.
+
+“What I said,” doggedly repeated John, in an echo of so many
+insistencies. “I’ll buy Rackham. You’ve got the papers, Aunt Hilda, and
+I’ve got a copy of them here.”
+
+There worked in Hilda Maple’s mind, violently surging one against the
+other like opposing strong tides in a strait, the two currents which
+have shaken men and women since first they dealt with buying and
+selling. She was ruined—no one would buy the place. Her reason told her
+in a flash that she was lucky to have such a chance even as this. It
+would clear her, at any rate.
+
+And the other current was her pride—after having stood out for so long,
+and after having felt such contempt for the foolish boy. Above them
+the figure of the Ancestor grinned fatuously, and the young man of
+twenty-three and the woman of fifty sat silent under its gaze.
+
+John put the papers down upon the table, and his fountain-pen by the
+side.
+
+Then in that silence the Ancestor spoke from his frame. He spoke in a
+deep voice, and with a gravity that belied his features.
+
+[Illustration: _Hilda Maple admits that she is a sinful woman_]
+
+“Woman! Woman!” he boomed.
+
+Aunt Hilda swerved round, stared a moment at the incredible Thing, gave
+a little squeak like a bird.
+
+“Woman! Woman!” boomed on Sir Harry Murtenshaw, Knight, from the depths
+of his painted chest. “Is he not the Rightful Heir?”
+
+“Oh, sir!” came abruptly and strongly in sharp agony from Hilda Maple’s
+lips. She sank suddenly upon the floor to her knees and clasped her
+fingers convulsively, imploring the clemency of her dreadful visitant,
+“Oh, sir, I am a sinful woman!” She buried her face in her hands. Even
+as she did so she heard that solemn voice, again for the third time,
+and in yet deeper tones:
+
+“Is he not the Rightful Heir?”
+
+She reeled a little. John Maple helped her up and seated her. She
+signed.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+“John,” sighed the unfortunate woman, as she laid down the pen, and
+when he had handed her his acknowledgment—the instrument of her
+release, the paper that would stop the Esthonian’s bark—“leave me, dear
+boy. Leave me!”
+
+“Can’t I...?” he began.
+
+“No, my dear,” she said feebly. She had never been a tithe so
+affectionate to him in all these years, as now when he had done her so
+ill a service; and it burnt him with remorse—but there was the strong
+image of Bo in the background to keep him to the mark. “Leave me,” she
+said. And he walked out with bent head.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Hilda Maple broke into a flood of tears, putting her head down upon
+her crossed arms, and sobbing freely. She gave full vent to her
+relief; and minutes passed before she raised her face again, stained,
+distraught—hideous, she was sure. And when she raised it, there stood
+respectfully at the door, hesitating whether he should come in, the
+tall figure of Lord Hellup. Alone of that household the night vigil had
+not ruffled him at all. He had simply changed from his evening dress to
+his morning clothes, with all the creases where they should be. He had
+shaved, he was as fresh as a daisy. No wonder they make money, and keep
+it. But then, they also have hearts of gold.
+
+As she raised her face he knew at once that he was intruding, and
+turned to go. But she, the unfortunate, was on her feet.
+
+“Hannibal!... I mean, Hamilcar!” she cried, stretching forth her
+extended hands.
+
+He returned. She tottered. And fifty fell into the arms of sixty years.
+But there! What difference does ten years make at that time of life?
+
+[Illustration: “_Hannibal!... I mean, Hamilcar!_”]
+
+
+ Transcriber’s Notes:
+
+ • Text enclosed by underscores is in italics (_italics_).
+ • Perceived typographical errors have been corrected:
+
+ Page Before After
+ 24 that than
+ 31 premanent permanent
+ 56 £17,324 “£17,324
+ 70 franfreluches fanfreluches
+ 86 Rastaqouère Rastaquouère
+ 99 effectionate affectionate
+ 100 tomorrow to-morrow
+ 113 stagged staged
+ 138 At As
+ 142 gaze( gaze,
+ 172 Beaurevage Beaurivage
+ 209 Jocko Jacko
+ 214 figure's figures ??
+ 215 pitient patient ??
+ 215 eart ’eart
+ 234 or of
+*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 79269 ***
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+<div style='text-align:center'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 79269 ***</div>
+
+
+<div class="h1">THE HAUNTED HOUSE</div>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="titlepage mb10">
+<div class="center xlarge">CHESTER-BELLOCS</div>
+<hr class="title">
+<div class="center xlarge bold">
+ The Green Overcoat<br>
+ Mr. Petre<br>
+ The Emerald<br>
+ The Haunted House
+</div>
+<hr class="title">
+</div>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<figure class="figcenter" id="frontispiece">
+ <img class="illowp75" src="images/frontispiece.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>An early portrait of Lord de Beaurivage (then Mr.<br>
+ George Huggins) as an open-air merchant of<br>vegetables and orchard
+ produce in 1883</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="titlepage">
+ <h1>THE<br>
+ HAUNTED HOUSE</h1>
+
+ <div><b>BY<br>
+ <span class="xlarge">HILAIRE BELLOC</span></b></div>
+
+ <div class="large mt5"><i>With Illustrations by</i><br>
+ <i>G. K. CHESTERTON</i></div>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp15" style="margin-top: 25%; margin-bottom: 4%;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/colophon.jpg" alt="Coat of arms of Harper & Brothers, with a quote from Plato's Republic in Greek">
+</figure>
+
+ <div class="xlarge"><span class="medium">NEW YORK</span> · <i>Harper &amp; Brothers</i> · <span class="medium">LONDON</span><br>
+ 1928</div>
+</div>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="center xsmall mt10 mb10">
+ <b>THE HAUNTED HOUSE<br>
+ COPYRIGHT, 1928, BY HILAIRE BELLOC<br>
+ PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES<br>
+ FIRST EDITION<br>
+ M-B</b>
+</div>
+
+<nav data-epub-type="loi">
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_7">7</span></p>
+<h2>LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
+<ul class="illustrations">
+ <li><a href="#frontispiece">An early portrait of Lord de Beaurivage (then Mr. George
+ Huggins) as an open-air merchant of vegetables and orchard produce in 1883</a> (<i>Frontispiece</i>)</li>
+ <li><a href="#i_020">The brothers at Rackham</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_038">Aunt Hilda settling everything</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_056">Neighbour Hellup and Neighbour Jake</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_060">“Our younger hostesses”</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_068">The Ancestor</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_070">Progress of Sir Harry Murtenshaw, Knight, to his ancestral home</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_078">John Maple as Lieutenant Allegri</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_122">The atheist Gaul</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_130">“Twenty thousand pounds? You haven’t got twenty thousand pence!”
+ said Aunt Hilda</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_146">Fond embrace of Hilda, relict of the late William Maple, Esquire, of
+ Rackham Catchings in the County of Sussex, and Amathea, wife of George, First Baron
+ de Beaurivage (pronounced Bruvvish)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_156">Lord Hambourne is astonished at the modern habits of the fifteenth century</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_188">Mr. Corton reads <cite>The Spectator</cite></a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_194"><span class="pagenum" id="Page_8">8</span>John Maple explains his plan</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_226">Growing nervousness of Lord de Beaurivage</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_236">Lord Hellup accepting from Lord Hambourne the interesting scientific discovery
+ that motor-cars are less susceptible to psychic influence than horses</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_238">Partial, but representative deputation of the domestic staff of Rackham Catchings
+ protesting against the Headless Thing</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_242">Unaffected emotion of George, First Baron de Beaurivage on the
+ appearance of an historic figure</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_248">Distraction of Lord Hambourne on being offered the usual terms</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_250">Effect of the other world on Miss Broom, housemaid</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_256">Solid satisfaction of Mr. Pretherton at the pressed pace of Columbus</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_258">Genuine pleasure of Columbus on observing the haste of Mr. Pretherton</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_268">Wifely protest of Amathea, Lady de Beaurivage, at the unworthy
+ treatment of her lord</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_270">Hilda Maple admits that she is a sinful woman</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#i_272">“Hannibal!... I mean, Hamilcar!”</a></li>
+</ul>
+</nav>
+
+<main>
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch01">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_9">9</span>
+ <div class="h1 mb10">THE<br>HAUNTED HOUSE</div>
+<h2 id="ch01">CHAPTER I</h2>
+
+<p>In the English County of Sussex, upon the clay thereof, and upon a
+slight eminence of that clay, stood and stands a squire’s house called
+Rackham.</p>
+
+<p>Rackham is a common enough name in that part of the world, attached to
+perhaps half a dozen widely-different places and things; downs, woods,
+fields. But no one had ever bothered to call Rackham anything extra to
+make it a special Rackham. Rackham it had been and remained during its
+three hundred years as a cell of Lewes Priory and its four hundred of
+various lay owners.</p>
+
+<p>Its master at the end of the nineteenth century was a certain Mr. Henry
+Maple, of a good ordinary position, born to no great fortune, but a
+sufficient master of his countryside.</p>
+
+<p>By birth he was what one might expect, a great-grandson. A Maple who
+had begun as a smith and cattle dealer and had gone on as a general
+broker, sometimes advancing cash to his fellows and sometimes making a
+lucky purchase and sale in stock, had bought out the former immemorial
+squires of Rackham when George <abbr title="third">III.</abbr> was king. Those whom he had bought
+out were an impoverished <span class="pagenum" id="Page_10">10</span>line, whose founder (a Lewes tallow chandler)
+had got it, rather more than a century before, after the Civil Wars,
+from a ruined cavalier family, which, in its turn, had been started by
+a scullion in Thomas Cromwell’s kitchen, who, yet a century earlier,
+had nobbled this parcel of his master’s loot during the great break-up.</p>
+
+<p>So you see that Rackham was just like scores and hundreds of its kind
+up and down England, and possessed, after the fashion of any one of the
+others, by a very amiable man, a gentleman (which is saying a great
+deal), a man formed by Public School and University, and having behind
+him two generations of Public School and University, and three of
+sufficient wealth.</p>
+
+<p>Rackham was a rather absurd looking house, but dignified. Half of it
+was the original Elizabethan living house, with a few stones left of
+the earlier monastic building and great oak beams for its framework,
+but transmogrified by eighteenth-century additions and internal
+changes. From the lawn in front you saw at one end two low stories of
+wood and plaster, a tiled roof above that; at the other a brick wall
+pierced at regular intervals by a particularly ugly set of windows. At
+the back, looking north, was a dreary stucco addition of kitchens and
+offices, greenish with damp weather. The later half of the house, all
+brick, had been added, as had certain changes in the older part, before
+1790, by the fortunate smith and cattle dealer. The stucco offices to
+the north had been <span class="pagenum" id="Page_11">11</span>built by his son during the high corn prices of the
+Napoleonic wars.</p>
+
+<p>Inside, the house was what you would expect from such a history.
+Nothing whatever told you, even in its oldest part, that there was work
+many hundred years old, save the few stones of the monastic building
+at the base of a wall, certain beams still exposed in the servants’
+quarters, a box room, and one of the smaller bedrooms. The other beams
+had been covered long ago with plaster ceilings. Some of them had
+been cut clean away to raise the height of the living-rooms after the
+later fashion. There was a bathroom with hot and cold water, which
+was thought a fine new thing in the middle of the nineteenth century,
+when it had been fitted up. There was a small, rather dingy hall; a
+passage running from this to the various living-rooms; one simple
+staircase for the family, with rather nicely carved oaken banisters,
+and a very much worn and very ugly carpet. There were plenty of books
+and plenty of pictures—pictures of all sorts and kinds; many a bad
+watercolour by ladies of the place, living and dead; a few portraits
+in the drawing-room, one of which, almost black, was reputed to be a
+Gainsborough. The house was comfortable, it was homely, and it exactly
+suited its master, who was, in the first years of the twentieth
+century, a man of about forty, very much liked in the neighbourhood,
+and with something of a reputation for scholarship; a widower with one
+young child—a boy called John.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_12">12</span></p>
+
+<p>Thus lived Henry Maple, on what he felt, as all such men feel, to be
+ancestral land descended to him from beyond all human record; and in
+sober truth possessed by his own blood for a good deal more than a
+hundred years; which is quite a long succession for such English land.</p>
+
+<p>He was part of it: of the outlook from that slight eminence towards the
+Downs ten miles off along the southern sky; of the rather dishevelled
+little park (if you liked to call it that) with its ill-kept gravel
+way and its little lodge at the gates; of half a dozen farms which had
+provided an income sufficient for his father and grandfather before
+him, and the rents of which heavily reduced during the depression of
+the 80’s had since remained unchanged; sleeping, like most things in
+that good world. Part of him also were the two or three horses in
+his stables, the two or three vehicles, and particularly the little
+brougham in which he drove to the domestic country station three miles
+off, where the very asphalt and palings seemed to talk with the Sussex
+burr and to think of London, forty miles away, as a place utterly
+remote.</p>
+
+<p>London was not properly part of Henry Maple’s life. He had his club, of
+course, for which his father had put him down when he was born, just as
+he had put him down for his Public School and for his College. He used
+it perhaps twenty times in a year.</p>
+
+<p>The staff of Rackham was consonant with all <span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">13</span>the rest. A butler of much
+the same age as his master, and of twenty years’ standing, knowing the
+names of wines, but far more familiar with beer. A lad who cleaned
+boots, ran messages, and took the blame for mishaps; a few maids; a
+fixed, elderly cook called Mrs. Marwell, and a kitchenmaid; and she
+that had been the child’s nurse, and still was after a fashion (even
+after he had begun to go to a Preparatory School). She was kept on, and
+would be kept on till she died.</p>
+
+<p>There was Rackham; and (one would have said) the benediction of God
+upon it. I knew it well enough.</p>
+
+<p>The first thing that began to threaten such unchangeable things with
+change was an unaccountable creeping oddity in the relation of income
+to expenditure. Henry Maple, in the intervals of his reading and his
+quiet entertainment, heard of it vaguely as “these times.” It might
+also be called certain new habits of a changing age; rather more
+travel, a few more visitors, farmers coming shame-facedly and very
+privately to ask for some small reduction in rent, or rather heavy
+piece of repair, which was granted as a matter of course; coming again
+a year or two later to ask for another, which was also granted as a
+matter of course, but at last with a little misgiving.</p>
+
+<p>The century was thus nine years old, and his lonely, affectionate
+little son, of whom his father made a close companion, was nine years
+old also, when Henry Maple realised that there were a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">14</span>good many things
+he ought to have done to the house and did not from lack of funds—wear
+and tear come so gradually. He was used to the fences beginning to look
+tumbled down, and to a good deal of grass on the few paths; for the
+gardener was getting old, and not over lively.</p>
+
+<p>Henry Maple had grown used also to an overdraft at his bank; though he
+was rather disturbed when, a few years earlier, the manager had told
+him in a pleasant conversation that it would be well to fix a limit—and
+did so. But he got used to that too.</p>
+
+<p>He very reluctantly and in rather haphazard, expensive fashion
+mortgaged two of the outlying farms; then a third. There came a moment
+when he had a little difficulty in meeting the full interest, though it
+was in the hands of a family lawyer who was as much a part of his life
+as anything else, and had jogged along comfortably enough with him. But
+he did at one moment in the year 1905, rather suddenly, need £1,000.</p>
+
+<p>It had not occurred to him how easily his younger brother, William
+Maple, a London solicitor in good practice whom he saw fairly often,
+could meet the case, or how willing he would be to do it. It was
+William Maple himself who suggested the thing (how he could have heard
+of the embarrassment Henry was at a loss to guess, and, indeed, did not
+waste much time in guessing). It was after a quiet dinner which the two
+brothers had had together, when William was spending a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">15</span>week-end at
+Rackham, that the proposal was made, and the elder brother accepted it
+with real gratitude.</p>
+
+<p>A second thousand followed, and a third. William came oftener—a
+frequent guest. He had married a handsome, rather pushing wife of
+a birth like his own, the daughter of the Dean of Lamborough, the
+grand-daughter of a large coal-owner of the Midlands; a woman who liked
+to know the world and whose increasing acquaintance with sundry rich
+people and other sundry talked-of people in London increased, very much
+to her husband’s content, and not a little to his advantage.</p>
+
+<p>Henry Maple had no great liking for his sister-in-law. Her worldliness
+jarred on him and she knew nothing of the things he loved. But he never
+thought of her unjustly. He invited her frequently enough, and they
+were fairly good friends.</p>
+
+<p>William Maple was what Henry would no doubt have been if Fate had
+compelled him (as it never did) to earn his living. But in the twenty
+odd years since their common boyhood the difference in habit of mind
+and activity had become pronounced. William was precise and methodical;
+not unjust, but long grown incapable of anything unbusinesslike or
+slack. A bargain was a bargain, and a contract a contract; and the
+results of it, if they were turned out to the other man’s loss, were
+the other man’s look-out. He could no more separate his family from the
+rest of the world in this <span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">16</span>general view than he could have separated
+one set of figures from another in the jottings of his notebooks. These
+he kept carefully from year to year; no one saw them but himself, and
+they did all the work that the most elaborate keeping of accounts can
+do in a large business.</p>
+
+<p>It was natural enough in Henry’s eyes that his brother should be easy
+in the matter of interest and allow it to be added to the main debt. It
+was natural in William’s that this attitude on his own part, which was
+not ungenerous, should yet be precisely regulated and never allowed to
+breed confusion.</p>
+
+<p>The losses on all English agricultural work continued; the new habits
+continued with them; the slightly increased expenditure; the vague idea
+permeating Henry Maple’s mind that the old state of affairs was the
+natural and permanent one and would in due course return.</p>
+
+<p>He knew roughly—after a few more years had passed—that his total
+indebtedness to his brother had now come to £7,000; he knew that
+the interest had fallen into arrears—to how much the total of the
+new interest on those arrears might amount he had but a very rough
+conception, and he did not dwell upon it.</p>
+
+<p>When it had been suggested by William that the mortgages on the
+farms might be taken over, so as to make one simple body of all the
+obligations, he was more than willing—it kept things in the family.
+The fixed figure in his mind of <span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">17</span>£7,000 thus became £10,000; and the
+arrears of interest crept on. There was one or two further loans, and
+one fine day in 1913 William thought it only right to have a clear
+statement, and go into everything in detail with his brother. It was
+thus upon a Sunday in August, a year before the quite unimaginable war,
+that the critical moment came.</p>
+
+<p>William had turned over in his own mind during the previous week what
+he would say and do. He had everything fixed, tabulated and arranged.</p>
+
+<p>William Maple had prospered; he had bought one of the dignified old
+freehold houses on the river in Cheyne Walk, spending on it rather
+more than he would have done, perhaps, had not his wife urged him. The
+house was becoming something of a centre in London for people who wrote
+and painted and were talked of, for the more important people who had
+gone into politics, and even for a few of the very much more important
+people whose point was their new wealth. Mrs. William Maple had decided
+that the time had come for a proper house in the country as well; but
+her husband, for all his success, hesitated at the expense. It was Mrs.
+William Maple who suggested that the opportunity lay ready to hand in
+Rackham.</p>
+
+<p>“Henry will never marry again,” she had said. “The longer he keeps that
+place the more it will go to pieces. I don’t believe that boy, John,
+will come to any good with it. He’s a nice bright child <span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">18</span>and I am as
+fond of him as you are; but I see what the end of it will be.”</p>
+
+<p>And William, after a rather long pause, had agreed that she was
+right—at any rate as far as his brother’s incapacity for management was
+concerned, and the probability of a break-down if things continued as
+they were.</p>
+
+<p>There was no need to do anything harsh or unpleasant, Mrs. William had
+said. After all, what with the capital sums advanced and the really
+absurd arrears of interest, and the interest on those arrears—let her
+husband remember that he very often had to find that himself, when he
+was making new investments, and depending upon the bank—the total must
+be getting close on £18,000.</p>
+
+<p>“Not quite that,” William Maple had answered.</p>
+
+<p>“Well!” Mrs. William had taken him up with a rather sharp sigh, “close
+on it, anyhow! And we can’t afford it—you know we can’t. Besides which,
+as I say, it would be a blessing all round; and there’s no need to do
+anything harsh or unpleasant. You can suggest some arrangement. Henry
+might travel for a bit, on whatever more you could let him have, and we
+might pay him rent for a while and then see what could be done when we
+had room to turn round.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” her husband had answered, “Yes.... Something of that sort could
+be done.... Certainly.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">19</span></p>
+
+<p>Something of that sort had occurred to him also, Had it not? Vaguely?
+All but £18,000 was due: allow Henry another £2,000 odd. After all, as
+land now was, £20,000 was a very fair amount to allow for Rackham: if
+anything too much. There was an enormous amount wanted doing to the
+place—he was already beginning to think of it almost as his own. As for
+his wife, she was there in spirit already; ordering the place about,
+renewing it from cellar to roof, and a squire’s wife, as she should be.
+Moreover, she was the good angel of poor Henry, and of his unfortunate
+little son. She was saving them from a terrible future.</p>
+
+<p>William had sat up late that night in his study, getting all the papers
+in order, setting down the main figures in an exceedingly clear and
+plain fashion. The next day, he had invited himself to Rackham, and the
+day after he had driven from the station in the old brougham behind the
+old horse with the old coachman, up the dilapidated drive, to the door
+which had not been painted since the triumphant conquest of the Boer
+Republics, and the nasty slump in Chartereds.</p>
+
+<p>So there William Maple was, on that Sunday evening of August, 1913,
+sitting over brother Henry’s wine and making himself ready for an
+explanation.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_020">
+ <img class="illowp100" src="images/i_020.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>The brothers at Rackham</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>“Is that the same port?” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” Henry answered, taking up his glass and looking through it at a
+candle.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">20</span></p>
+
+<p>“I thought it had gone off. Father laid it down the day you got into
+the Eight,” said William.</p>
+
+<p>Henry nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“There is no reason why it should have gone off, though it wasn’t a
+particularly good year. Anyhow, it’s all right still.”</p>
+
+<p>The curtains were not drawn, the big ugly windows of the dining-room
+were open to the warm August night. The mahogany reflected the glass
+ware and the silver. Henry’s eye rested, unseeing, upon the crest the
+fortunate smith and cattle dealer had arranged for, more than a century
+ago. It was a scene unchanged; just what it had been for the last
+thirty years and more, as far back as the two men could remember, save
+for the slightly dingier tint of the walls and the irregular, patchy
+fading of the red damask of the curtains. Other little details William
+now oddly noticed, though Henry could not have told him they were
+there: one of the bell handles had gone from the side of the fire-place
+leaving an iron stump, and poor old helmeted Minerva upon a bracket
+(Italian she had been, and brought over after the French wars) had lost
+the tip of her nose.</p>
+
+<p>The silence could not go on for ever, and William braced himself to
+speak. It was no great effort for him, after all. He had had to do such
+things twenty times before, though never in such surroundings nor with
+the difficulty—slight to him, but still present—of imperilling the
+associations of childhood.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">21</span></p>
+<p>“Henry,” he said rather too suddenly, “I want to talk to you about
+your own affairs.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said Henry gently. “Yes ... what?”</p>
+
+<p>He had no particular dread of what was coming; he thought it might be
+another loan, and that would not be unwelcome. There had been another
+little trouble. The water-mill absolutely must be seen to, and he was
+afraid it would cost a good deal. George Barrett, the miller, had
+spoken of it twice.</p>
+
+<p>“Henry,” continued William, “I think the time really has come when we
+must take stock.”</p>
+
+<p>It was not quite what Henry had expected. He looked up rather startled
+and a little bewildered. But he felt the justice of it. After all,
+they had not “taken stock” at all at any time. William took from his
+mouth the end of the cigar he had been smoking and ground it slowly on
+his plate. He felt in his pocket for papers, but thought better of it.
+Looking down at the cloth, so as to avoid his brother’s eye, he said:</p>
+
+<p>“The total amount, Henry, counting the arrears of interest, you know,
+is £17,324 odd.” He paused a minute—“£17,324 ... odd.” Then he pulled
+out a half sheet of paper which he had hesitated at just before, pushed
+his plate aside, spread the figures out before him, and repeated, “Yes,
+£17,324 14<abbr title="shillings">s.</abbr> and 3<abbr title="pence">d.</abbr>”</p>
+
+<p>What had floated in Henry’s mind for so long was a fixed figure in
+large print—£10,000. And after it—in a sort of blur—something or other
+that <span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">22</span>might be a few thousand more. £17,324 pulled him up. It was a
+good deal more than he had bargained for. Then he remembered sundry
+odd sums which, after all, he ought to have added to that £10,000.
+There had been the cleaning out of what they called “the Lake” but
+the villagers “the Pond”; and yet—now he remembered it—there had been
+the big subscription which he had thought only right for the building
+of the new bit on to the church. That was years ago and somehow or
+other he had not connected it with the main debt. And then, of course,
+arrears did mount up. After all, 5 per cent. on £10,000 was £500 a
+year, was it not? And there is interest on that interest when it is
+not paid. Yes, it was right enough, no doubt. Such was the course of
+Henry’s rambling mind, before which now stood a new figure, large,
+dominant, £17,324.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” he said gently, looking up a little timidly, “yes, William, I am
+sure you’re right. I’ll look up my figures.” He had not an idea where
+they were, nor whether he had them all.
+<ins class="edit" id="tn-22" title="original text: '£17,324'">“£17,324</ins>. I’m sure you are
+right.”</p>
+
+<p>William began scribbling at the paper meaninglessly with the point of a
+little gold pencil he carried on his watch-chain.</p>
+
+<p>“You know, Henry, to tell you the honest truth,” he said, “I could not
+go beyond £20,000. I will be quite plain with you. We have never had
+any secrets from each other. I am not badly off. I don’t say I am. But
+what a man is worth <span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">23</span>is one thing, and the free money at his disposal
+is another. And Hilda, you know—not that I blame her—but she likes to
+have her house full of people....” He paused.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said Henry gently, “yes, she’s the wife of a rising man. She’s
+quite right.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, you see,” went on William, with his eyes still averted from his
+brother’s, and scribbling away furiously making circles round and round
+that figure of £17,324, “the fact is, that I can’t help thinking you
+and I might come to an arrangement which would suit both of us....”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t doubt it, William,” said Henry gently, and with some
+admiration in his voice. He had no idea how these good business men got
+on; he felt about them a little as he had felt about the big boys in
+the Eleven when he had been a little boy at school. “You have always
+been very generous to me, William.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t want you to say that, Henry,” said William, decently and
+soberly. “I wish I could have done more. At any rate, there it is. And
+quite honestly, I shall not be able to go beyond £20,000.”</p>
+
+<p>What now stood up in Henry’s mind out of the mist was the fact
+that there was a margin, a margin of well over £2,000, which he
+characteristically put down as “about three.” He was just going to
+suggest something about that margin, and how useful it would be to him,
+when William spoke again.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">24</span></p>
+
+<p>“Henry,” he said, lowering his voice by a tone or two, and speaking
+more slowly, “I don’t want to seem to be giving advice; but I am more
+used to precise business
+<ins class="edit" id="tn-24" title="original text: 'perhaps that'">perhaps than</ins>
+you are; that is inevitable,
+seeing the different kind of life I have had to lead.... But ... I am
+rather afraid that if we do not look out, the next few years might be
+disastrous to you.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh,” answered his brother uneasily, “things are bound to turn, you
+know. Only this morning I was reading that wheat had gone up another
+2<abbr title="shillings">s.</abbr>—it’s true it’s the time of year for that, but....”</p>
+
+<p>William interrupted him firmly, looking him straight in the face for
+the first time in all his conversation, and bringing his right hand
+firmly down upon the table.</p>
+
+<p>“My dear Henry, <em>no</em>,” he said, “<em>no</em>. I have seen any amount
+of this kind of thing. Honestly, it can’t go on. It’s your business, of
+course; I don’t want to interfere. But it would relieve me (and I know
+I am doing right in suggesting it) if you would undertake the only form
+of retrenchment you can.”</p>
+
+<p>“What?” said Henry bewildered and alarmed. “Sell the place? William?
+Sell the place? Sell Rackham?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, no!” answered William a little wearily, but trying to use a
+soothing tone. “No! No! No! Nothing tragic! But why shouldn’t you
+see that the place is properly kept in good hands, and you yourself
+<em>travel</em>? Travel with the boy? <span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">25</span>You used to like travelling, and
+it would do <em>him</em> all the good in the world, at his age. A gap
+between the Preparatory School and the Public School does no harm,
+and he is just in the years when a boy takes in what he sees. It is
+astonishing what one can save if one travels for a year or two.”</p>
+
+<p>“Travel?” repeated Henry, as though in hesitation. He had loved what
+little travelling he had had when he was young; the word appealed to
+him. But the ties of his own old place suddenly called him back, as did
+the now deep rut of daily habit into which his middle age had fallen.</p>
+
+<p>“I couldn’t bear to let it,” he said sadly, shaking his head. “I
+couldn’t let Rackham. Besides, who would take it? Who would keep it up?”</p>
+
+<p>“My dear fellow, I didn’t suggest that you should let it exactly. I
+have an idea, and I want to put it before you, and I want you to think
+it over really carefully. There’s no hurry. <em>I</em> would look after
+the place. I could be here off and on the whole time, week-ends and
+what not. I have got the means and I should like the job. I am fond of
+the country, you know; and Hilda....”</p>
+
+<p>“Do you mean—<em>live</em> here?” said Henry.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, my dear fellow, only off and on, of course, coming down from
+London. But it would be kept up and cost you nothing, and I would see
+that it was more or less put to rights, you know. It is a good idea.
+And I would set what sum you liked, in reason, as my rent to you
+against <span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">26</span>your interest as it falls due. And then your farm rentals
+would come to you—at least, they’d be set against the interest also.”</p>
+
+<p>“The rents don’t come to much now,” said Henry gloomily.</p>
+
+<p>“No; but come—it makes a difference. And you know when one is in a
+place one always does something to keep it going and even improve it.
+And, you know, as for the balance, I mean <em>up</em> to £20,000, as I
+said....”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, yes,” answered his brother, a little shortly. Then he mused.
+William followed up. He rose from his chair and paced the room.</p>
+
+<p>“Look here, Henry,” he said, “the long and the short of it is that
+something must be done, and surely this is the sensible thing to
+do. You know you like it as far as the travelling goes; it would be
+delightful for the boy; and then perhaps when the time comes things
+will have taken a turn for the better.” For it was William now who
+chose to be vague. He was restless, and sat down again, once more
+looking his brother in the face. “I have told you, Henry, and surely
+you must see it, there <em>must</em> be a crash if you don’t look out.
+Living abroad wouldn’t cost you a half—not a third—of what it costs you
+to live here, and I’d take it all over—just for the time; and it will
+save the boy’s schooling as well. There’s everything to be said for it,
+and nothing against it. Come! Think it over.”</p>
+
+<p>There was a very long silence. By the end of it <span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">27</span>the elder brother had
+taken one of those curiously rapid decisions which the undetermined do
+take when they are brought up suddenly against realities.</p>
+
+<p>He simply said:</p>
+
+<p>“Very well, William.” Then he sighed, and added: “Yes ... I think
+you’re right.”</p>
+
+<p>Another silence followed, during which the younger and more prosperous
+man felt like an exhausted swimmer who touches the shore with his feet.
+His speech was lighter when he resumed.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I am heartily glad of that, Henry. I thank God for it. I do
+really think it is the best thing. It is obviously the best thing. If
+you had seen what I have seen....”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, I know,” said Henry gently. “I know.”</p>
+
+<p>“My dear fellow, we see tragedies in my business which....”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, I know,” said Henry again. “I know.”</p>
+
+<p>“Two years, say, or perhaps three; we could talk about that in good
+time. There’s no sort of hurry.”</p>
+
+<p>“There’s no hurry, of course,” said Henry. “But I would make it this
+autumn. These things had better be done soon if they’re to be done at
+all.”</p>
+
+<p>His tone was not hopeless, nor even cheerless: he knew that he would
+have to face a very sad day, but it was natural in such a man to expect
+an early return of all that he had known.</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll go south,” he said. “It won’t take you <span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">28</span>long to make out the
+thing in black and white, will it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, we shan’t need anything very formal, letters will do,” said his
+brother. “I tell you what,” he added, “you had better have that balance
+of £20,000 pretty soon, so that you can make all your arrangements
+before you start; and then we’ll draw up some idea of what annual
+balance there may be between the rental and what is due, you know, and
+we’ll estimate the rest of your income—there is still a good wad of
+father’s German Government loan untouched, isn’t there?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said Henry simply. “I’ve still got that, it’s in the bank at
+Lewes. They never brought in much—I don’t know how much—about £400 I
+think—or £450. I don’t know.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well,” answered William, “it’s only the usual first-class government
+loan rates, but anyhow, German stuff is as safe as gold.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said Henry.</p>
+
+<p>“You will find the margin ample,” his brother assured him. “Things will
+be all quite simple.” They were beginning to seem quite simple to Henry.</p>
+
+<p>He remembered how cheaply he had travelled in the past, and how he
+had enjoyed the little places and the simple habits. He thought of a
+year of his own boyhood with his own father in Italy just after the
+unification. He began to make pictures in his mind of his boy’s delight
+at the mountains and at the beauties of the new lands.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">29</span></p>
+
+<p>“Yes, yes,” he said. “It’s the best thing. Write me the letters when
+you choose, and I’ll look over them.”</p>
+
+<p>And that was the way in which Rackham began its fourth transfer—but,
+after all, remained under the same blood.</p>
+</section>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch02">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">30</span>
+<h2 id="ch02">CHAPTER II</h2>
+
+<p>It was early in the month of June, 1914. Henry Maple was in
+Switzerland, not the tourist Switzerland which he hated, but the
+pleasant southern slopes of the Jura overlooking the plain, with the
+great mountains to the south.</p>
+
+<p>He was happier than he had been for many years—happier even than at
+Rackham. The recent fret of embarrassment, the almost daily shifts and
+worries, were ugly memories already faded. In the early part of the
+year he had gone back to England alone, and found Rackham already so
+nicely set in order by his wealthy brother that he knew not whether to
+be pleased at its renewal or pained at the change. But on the whole he
+was more pleased; for after all, it was more like the Rackham of his
+childhood.</p>
+
+<p>The provision made during the months of his absence had been ample for
+his very few needs. The boy was getting good teaching at Solothurn, and
+learning French and German thoroughly; in the autumn he would go on to
+the Public School his father and his grandfather had gone to; he might
+spend part of the holidays with his uncle, but most (he hoped) here in
+the Jura with himself. For they had grown very close together during
+this little not unpleasant exile, and the lad <span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">31</span>was coming to have
+something of a hero-worship for a father who was always tender to him,
+always understanding, and seemed to know so very much and to be able to
+show him all that was to be discovered in that new world of travel from
+which they had just settled down. He was spending perhaps a quarter
+of what he had spent in Sussex—he had even saved! And if William had
+punctually paid himself his dues, he had as punctually remitted the
+balance of the rental and dividends to the Bank in Berne.</p>
+
+<p>There came the threat of war and the ultimatum to Servia, but Henry
+Maple had read too much and knew too much of the past to believe that
+war would come.</p>
+
+<p>War came; and the crash had upon this refined, scholarly
+far-too-detached character a strange effect of not unwelcome isolation.
+His vague hopefulness was <ins class="edit" id="tn-31" title="original text: 'still premanent'">still permanent</ins>; he had never liked the
+Germans; therefore he was sure that they would soon be beaten. He was
+secure where he was, and victory would only be a matter of a few weeks.</p>
+
+<p>The Marne confirmed his judgment. Victory went on being a matter of a
+few weeks. But in the autumn came a letter from William, explaining why
+the next remittance would be considerably smaller than the last. The
+German dividend, of course, had failed. He must not mind if there was
+a certain irregularity in the payments. Everything was at sixes and
+sevens, and it was <span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">32</span>not at all easy to transfer money; but he could
+manage it. He hoped Henry had saved a little, and that the occasional
+inevitable delays and the necessary diminution of the total would be
+bearable until peace should come—for William agreed it could not be
+long delayed. As for the boy, he had better stay safe where he was—he
+was getting excellent tuition, and it would not be too late to go on to
+his school in England when peace came. He had seen the headmaster and
+it would be all right—a few months wouldn’t matter. And after all, John
+was barely fourteen.</p>
+
+<p>Yes; Henry had saved a little, for the first time in his life (and how
+proud of it he was!). The lessening of income was a nuisance, but it
+hardly meant more than that the saving stopped, and that he had to take
+a little more care of his very modest expenditure. He secretly rejoiced
+at the suggestion that his son would not have to leave him permanently
+just yet, or have to attempt to rejoin him during the holidays under
+the very difficult conditions of war-time. Of course, John would go to
+school a little late, but he comforted himself by remembering that,
+after all, he would have the boy with him so much longer, and that was
+a great delight. The delay postponed for the lad one great advantage,
+but it gained him others. It was a very good thing for a young
+Englishman to have known other countries and other languages well as a
+boy, and things would right themselves somehow.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">33</span></p>
+
+<p>So it went on through the better part of ’fifteen. Remittances came
+sufficiently often and of sufficient amount to keep things just barely
+going; but no more. Victory was due almost any day—though, it’s true,
+it was getting late. Towards the end of the year Henry Maple began
+to feel he knew not what difference in his gentle vigour and in his
+hopefulness. It was as though the world were losing its taste.</p>
+
+<p>He put it down to the war—but it was not the war. 1916 went by, and
+that internal enemy, whatever it was, took more and more of the man’s
+life. Yet he put it down to nothing but the restrictions and fatigues
+and anxieties of the time. The progress of the disease was slow, his
+son hardly noticed it. To boys of his age a man of over fifty seems
+very old, and that his father should now no longer be able to take the
+long walks he had, or to read quite so long at a time, seemed to him
+nothing but the natural process of age.</p>
+
+<p>So it went on for two years more. Twice Henry had made the resolution
+to get back home to see if—late as it was—the boy couldn’t be got to
+his school. Twice he had abandoned that resolution. The increasing
+difficulties of travel appalled him, and it must be admitted that a
+stronger motive was his clinging to John’s companionship. His brother’s
+urgent appeals to him not to move, the assurance that he was better
+where he was, and sundry hints in the letters, hints which escaped
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">34</span>the censorship, that England might not be quite secure confirmed his
+lethargy. His increasing weakness did the rest. He would wait till the
+war was over—still confident that it would be over “almost any time
+now,” and over in the right way.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>On the 2nd May, 1918, not for the first time, but hardly for more than
+the second time in Henry Maple’s life, he was pulled up sharply against
+reality. A telegram came from Hilda, saying that William had died
+suddenly—a letter would follow.</p>
+
+<p>The shock fell on a man much nearer death than either he or his child
+had imagined. He went down a further step in the descent out of this
+life. He had been really fond of his brother; too grateful for a
+generosity that had been very much more like an investment; and he was
+bound—as such natures are—by the common memories of childhood.</p>
+
+<p>But there was a good side even to that, and it put some light into the
+mind of the dying man—for dying he now was, though slowly. After all,
+John was the heir. William had died childless. John was the heir: not
+only to dear Rackham and its impoverished fields, but to that solid
+fortune which William had created—always subject, of course, to Hilda’s
+life-rights: that was only just.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">35</span></p>
+
+<p>Henry honestly admitted to himself that he had never liked Hilda; she
+was too loud for him. He used to say to himself, that she was not quite
+a lady. But he would be just; of course she ought to have the usufruct
+of the greater part as long as she lived. It was only right. Never
+mind: John was the heir. Henry knew of himself, by this time, that he
+was dying: but John was the heir, and all was well. The boy was nearly
+eighteen, they must be thinking of the University soon: the war could
+not go on for ever; and in a way it was a sort of providence, was it
+not, that poor William should have gone when he did? And yet, no, that
+was a thought he must put away. William would have looked after the
+boy, anyhow.... It had better be Oriel. He did not know how Oriel stood
+now, but he had been at Oriel himself, and that was reason enough.
+Oriel it should be. He had everything arranged.</p>
+
+<p>He made no doubt at all as to what William’s will would be, though he
+had been too delicate to discuss it with him those five years before,
+when they had last met; it would be the normal will of an enriched,
+childless younger son standing thus in a landed family; there would be
+the life interest for Hilda—perhaps large—but the rest of the income
+would accumulate for the boy until he was of age; and meanwhile there
+would be an allowance for his education. Perhaps Hilda would be made
+guardian; he would regret it, but he did not mind. He could not think
+long on these <span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">36</span>things: he could not concentrate. He awaited the papers.</p>
+
+<p>Instead of the papers, only a couple of rare letters came through
+from his sister-in-law, but all that late summer of 1918 went by,
+with the war now at last manifestly closing, the turn of the tide,
+the Armistice. At the end of the year Hilda herself, too soon after a
+message announcing her coming, was in the sick man’s room.</p>
+
+<p>She stayed exactly two days in the little house on the slope of the
+Jura, just gracious to her nephew, just sufficiently affectionate to
+her brother-in-law, and no more. Mrs. William Maple was a business
+woman, and she had come to talk business.</p>
+
+<p>And the business was this. William Maple had left everything to her
+absolutely. That was the first point. Yes? (putting up her hand) surely
+he did not suspect her? She would do her duty, and she knew what her
+duty was. But so far as the legal terms of the will went, there it was.
+That was how it stood. It was not her doing. She had known nothing
+about it till it was read. Henry must remember it was her husband’s
+money, and, for her part, she thought he had done rightly.</p>
+
+<p>So much for that. Now about Rackham.</p>
+
+<p>She changed her tone somewhat when she came to this. She was not
+exactly ashamed, but she was just a trifle embarrassed. She owed it
+to herself to do what she had to do, but she did not like <span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">37</span>doing it.
+However, these things have to be done, and she was as brief as she was
+clear.</p>
+
+<p>Rackham was gone; hopelessly gone; William had spared his brother the
+worry of too much detail. He had very generously provided much more,
+really, than the difference between the rents and the interest could
+possibly have covered; she had all the papers in due order, and she
+had brought with her the accountancy document with a mass of other
+papers, which her sick brother-in-law had neither the energy nor the
+clearness of mind to follow. He listened patiently as she spoke—yet not
+despairingly. He still had something of that hopefulness in him which
+had been at once the curse and the alleviation of his not unhappy but
+most unfortunate life: for such men trouble rather their descendants
+than themselves.</p>
+
+<p>Hilda made the position plain enough. If she had been—what she thanked
+God she was not—a cold, calculating sort of person, there would have
+been nothing for it but to sell Rackham; it was not entailed, and even
+so, she would have lost thousands on the deal. But she was not like
+that. She assured him she was not like that. She was willing to lose
+and to take Rackham over as it stood in cancellation of all debts. She
+was glad to make the sacrifice. She would not dream of disturbing his
+illness with pressure of any kind. A will of his in her favour was one
+way. If he disliked that, she wished to be generous; she would <span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">38</span>make it
+a purchase. She would accept it against the debt.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_038">
+ <img class="illowp100" src="images/i_038.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>Aunt Hilda settling everything</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>Henry heard her, and he saw no way out.</p>
+
+<p>“You will do the right thing by the boy,” he said. “He’s the only
+child. Hilda, you will do the right thing, of course?”</p>
+
+<p>She assured him of that; but what the right thing meant was left vague,
+as everything had been left vague in Henry Maple’s life. It mattered
+little anyhow, she thought; Rackham was hers to dispose of, and there
+was still long life before her. The right thing by the boy meant, let
+it be hoped, some regard for his proper upbringing: then, of course, he
+would stand somehow vaguely at Rackham, so long as Rackham was their
+home, as the heir. So let it stand at that.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>When the end came (it was the foul winter of ’19 that killed him) it
+came rapidly enough. But just before that end Henry Maple rallied
+singularly in intelligence and decision. It was like that little return
+of the flood in certain heavens before the final ebb. It was as though
+he had a task to perform.</p>
+
+<p>Such men postpone: but now there could be no postponement. He spoke to
+the boy.</p>
+
+<p>“John,” he said, “you know that I have been very ill, and you have
+seen me getting worse.” He looked at the tall boy—the tall young man,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">39</span>he seemed, for the first time, in his father’s eyes; strong in
+his eighteen years—and understood how true it is that children are a
+mitigation of the memory of death. Something far stronger than his own
+youth was there: as tender, but more sturdy, and (he secretly hoped)
+more obstinate.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, Papa,” said John. He took his father’s hand where it lay upon the
+rug of the invalid chair, as a woman might have done. “But you will get
+better.”</p>
+
+<p>Henry Maple slightly shook his head.</p>
+
+<p>“I have not told you—I have not allowed any of these good people here
+to tell you—the doctor was quite right; he knew all about it from the
+beginning, and he tells me that it is coming to the end.”</p>
+
+<p>For the first time in his young life John Maple felt that shock of
+emotion which suddenly whitens the face, and he knew that his heart
+had stopped beating for the moment. He could not prevent a convulsive
+clutch at his father’s hand. The old man looked at him with all the
+affection of the past in his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>“Sometimes, John dear,” he said, “I think I have not given you a fair
+chance. Then I say to myself that, after all, it was the war, and we
+were wiser to stay where we were. It has been very happy here.”</p>
+
+<p>“It has, Papa,” said John.</p>
+
+<p>“You have not been lonely, boy?”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">40</span></p>
+
+<p>“Never,” answered John, truthfully enough. “I like our friends here,
+and the two Englishmen as much as any. Charles is going to Oxford next
+term....” Then he stopped abruptly. It was amazing to him that he had
+forgotten in those few words the blow that had fallen, and suddenly, in
+spite of himself, he began to cry. His father stroked his hand.</p>
+
+<p>“It does no harm to cry, boy. It’s all the better. You will feel it
+less later. It had to come. But I have a great deal to tell you. You
+know we have become much poorer?”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, yes, of course, Papa. I don’t know much about these things, but
+we have lacked nothing.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, dear boy, but it is not Rackham. Do you remember Rackham well? You
+must—you were over thirteen, and big for your age, when you left it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, Papa,” said John, still sobbing. “I remember Rackham!”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, John, it is very difficult to say, but I will try and say it.
+Technically—legally—I suppose that is the right word—Rackham is not
+mine any more.”</p>
+
+<p>The boy looked bewildered. That Rackham had been theirs, his father’s,
+and his father’s father’s, and so on, and would be his in his turn,
+this was a thing he had taken for granted as part of the universe. That
+idea had no connotation <span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">41</span>of wealth in his mind. It was the very stuff
+of his thoughts. The Maples and Rackham were one thing.</p>
+
+<p>“It could not be helped. I did my best. You know, land went to
+pieces.... Your uncle was very generous; he was, really. We should not
+have been here, even, but for him. Honestly, John, your Aunt Hilda has
+been generous too. I can’t deny that.”</p>
+
+<p>“What do you mean by generous, Papa?” said the young man, a little
+hardly.</p>
+
+<p>“Why, my dear,” the other answered, sighing, “I owed her husband, and
+therefore I owed her, after her husband died, more than I could pay;
+more than there was anywhere. There was a German investment of your
+grandfather’s—did you know that?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, Papa.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, it’s gone, of course. I lost it by your uncle’s advice; he said
+it was as safe as gold; but after all, he could not tell. No one could
+tell.”</p>
+
+<p>“Papa,” said John Maple, asking a question of this sort for the first
+time in his life, prompted by he knew not what odd premonition of the
+future, “what was the sum owed? How much was the money claimed? How
+much would be needed to...?”</p>
+
+<p>His father looked at him with a long look.</p>
+
+<p>“You’re thinking of getting Rackham back?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, no, Papa,” he said, startled. He had no <span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">42</span>conception of such
+powers. He could not even imagine himself earning. “I only wondered.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, well,” said Henry Maple, falling back into his vagueness, “your
+aunt will do the right thing. When I am gone, John, go straight back to
+her.... You want to know ... what the sum was?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, it doesn’t matter,” said John. But something fierce in his voice
+belied the words.</p>
+
+<p>“My dear boy, it is easily told. The first sum, you know, the actual
+sum, I don’t mean the interest—was £10,000. One bit after another ...
+it began during those bad years ... I saw corn sold at Lewes market
+for 10<abbr title="shillings">s.</abbr> a sack.... Anyhow, your uncle was really generous. He was,
+indeed. He never pressed and the interest ran, without his ever saying
+a word about it.... And then, at the end, when what with that, and some
+expenses or other ...” he hesitated, as though his memory was working
+ill ... “oh, yes, on the church, you know. Well, it wasn’t £20,000....
+But your uncle was generous, boy, do believe it. He gave me the balance
+making it up to £20,000. That is what we have had over and above some
+of the rentals since we have been here.... There will be £300 or £400
+for you to take in the bank when....” He would not say the words.</p>
+
+<p>“It was £20,000 altogether?” said John.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said his father. “But, you know, when your aunt came she had all
+the papers in order, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">43</span>and there’s no denying she had a right to a lot
+more than that.”</p>
+
+<p>The son was silent: he was growing older with every moment of this.</p>
+
+<p>“<em>She</em> was just, too, John, believe me. They kept the place very
+well. It looked twice what it had been, though a little strange ...
+when I went back there.... Anyhow, it’s hers now.”</p>
+
+<p>“Hers?” said John. “Oh, don’t bother, Papa. Don’t trouble. I ought not
+to have asked you.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, dear boy, it had to be. Strictly, she could have made me sell.
+But in her odd way she’s generous too, I think. Though I can’t pretend
+that I ever....” He would not complete the sentence. But from that
+moment the boy had an unpleasing image of the woman in his heart.</p>
+
+<p>“It was her right, John, and she’ll do the right thing by you. She has
+no children, and it’s bound to come to you. And, you know, you are to
+go to Oriel? She’ll see to that. I make no doubt she’ll see to that.
+Settle it with her. And your allowance, my dear boy ... and....”</p>
+
+<p>He ceased, under a sudden spasm of extreme fatigue.</p>
+
+<p>“I must stop now, boy.”</p>
+
+<p>His son kissed him upon the forehead, and thought it oddly cold.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s late,” the father added, almost in a whisper. “Tell Marie to come
+up. I’ll get to bed.”</p>
+
+<p>And next morning young John Maple, waking late, alarmed that his father
+had not rung, went <span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">44</span>to his door, and knocked, and heard no answer. That
+father was dead.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>The English friends in the place told the lonely boy what he should
+do, but he was already almost competent to act. Cut off though he
+had been from the life of his kind, he had a singularly mature power
+of decision, and it was nerved now by a strange, tenacious feeling
+in which, as in a composite picture, were inextricably entwined the
+beloved memory of the face which he would never see again for ever
+(every detail of the funeral remained vivid all his life)—a profound
+sense of wrong done him, and a vague, quite formless, but astonishingly
+strong intention of <em>action</em>—what action he knew not, nor how
+it should be performed, nor where. Even in one so young, sudden and
+overwhelming grief adds to the vividness of life intolerably. By so
+much as he dwelt—more than in real experience itself—upon his father’s
+voice, gesture, everything—by so much was he acutely, violently
+sensitive to harsh alien things.</p>
+
+<p>His aunt had not come out for the funeral. She seemed to show an
+intolerable indifference. Bad as the immediate post-war conditions
+were, it was inexcusable. The letter he had received from her struck
+him like ice; though that woman had never written unkindly in her life,
+yet also she <span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">45</span>had never written kindly. The journey home in those
+strange, interrupted days of the spring of ’19, with the delays and
+the broken glass in the carriages and the sleepless nights, felt like
+an approach to some doom. What would it be like? What would Rackham
+be like? What would it have become? He had a fairly clear memory
+of the place, though he had not seen it since he was a child—for
+five-and-a-half years. His father had told him very vaguely and in a
+few sentences that it “looked twice what it had been”; but he evidently
+did not like to dwell on any description. He had pictured to himself
+one or two consolations—meeting again with Corton, the old butler, and
+the rest of them—he supposed they were all still there—the familiar odd
+disjointed front of the house, half brick, half timber; the rank grass,
+the neglected field beyond the rusty iron palings, the ill-kept lawn
+which were for him not decay, but Home.</p>
+
+<p>His first shock was at the station.</p>
+
+<p>It was not the old brougham that met him, the old horse that he
+remembered; it was a car, too smart for such a place; and the driver,
+of all things in the world, a Frenchman, demobilised and (by some
+strange snobbery of his aunt’s) smuggled in: imported by the favour of
+some Parliamentarian friend of hers.</p>
+
+<p>The drive was too short. The old ramshackle lodge was gone, and there
+was, in its place, a Queen Anne cottage of the worst type. The drive
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">46</span>was twice as broad as in the old days. The gravel of it clean and new.
+Then, at a turn, in a moment—the evening still light—he saw Rackham.</p>
+
+<p>But was it Rackham? The front was all timber now. And no one could say
+whether it was all new or all old. It seemed new, made falsely old. The
+windows were old-new, anyhow, for they were criss-cross lattice. It
+made him think of the few times he had seen stage scenery, when he had
+gone with his father into Berne to the play.</p>
+
+<p>Corton was there when the door opened. And for the first time in
+so many days he rejoiced a moment in the warmth of the old man’s
+greeting—but in what surroundings!</p>
+
+<p>The old hall had gone; the next room had been knocked into it. He could
+have believed it the lounge of an hotel for its garishness. There were
+strange beams, artificially rough and artificially darkened. There were
+pictures on the wall which he had never known. All looked new, most
+abominably aping age.</p>
+
+<p>He was in an ill mood by the time his aunt received him. But that first
+evening things went quietly enough. She did her best—it was a poor
+best, but she could do no better. She was precise, she was worldly, she
+could not bear things to be casual and unfixed; and she was (wrongly)
+convinced that the boy before her was but a repetition of his father—of
+whose goodness she had felt nothing, for whose vagueness and slackness
+she had had all the contempt of her kind.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">47</span></p>
+
+<p>I say, it was a poor best; and for a week—she thought it well to allow
+a little time before any business should be talked—the tension grew.</p>
+
+<p>The breaking-point came one evening after dinner in the
+drawing-room—furnished after some antique fashion which John could not
+understand and hated—when Hilda Maple, in a tone which seemed to him
+rather like the commands of an official than converse with one’s kind,
+began to give him her plans for his future. He was to have so much—not
+an insufficient allowance—paid thus and thus; he must account for it.
+She had seen the authorities at Oriel and the rooms he would have. She
+approved of the rooms. Perhaps she would have preferred Christ Church,
+but it was his poor, dear father’s wish (she said that as though his
+father’s wish was necessarily less worthy than her own—after all, poor
+Henry had been at Oriel, hadn’t he?).</p>
+
+<p>John made no answer. He listened with increasing anger in his heart.</p>
+
+<p>“They wanted you to read history,” she said, “but I said you would
+rather read law. You would, I know. Your uncle would have said that. He
+always said that he wished he had read law himself at the University.
+He said that it would have saved him three years. And you know, John,
+you will have to have a profession.”</p>
+
+<p>John sat up in his chair and leaned forward slowly towards the April
+fire.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">48</span></p>
+
+<p>“I shall not go to Oxford. I shall find some trade,” he said, in a
+slow, determined voice.</p>
+
+<p>“What do you mean?” answered his aunt sharply.</p>
+
+<p>“What I say,” answered her nephew.</p>
+
+<p>It was not a courteous beginning in her ears, for she felt she was
+being enormously kind. After all, she owed him nothing; it was the
+other way round; she had lost by him and his.</p>
+
+<p>“What you say?” she cried, almost angrily. “What you say? I don’t
+understand you!”</p>
+
+<p>“I have got £352 left, Aunt Hilda,” he said, still refusing to meet her
+eyes and looking straight into the fire.</p>
+
+<p>“Well?” said she.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s enough to turn round on,” he continued.</p>
+
+<p>“Good heavens, boy! Do you understand that you’re not yet nineteen?
+D’you think you are of age? What can one do with three ... really, I
+don’t understand what you mean!”</p>
+
+<p>But in that young mind a very firm determination was growing up. He
+knew nothing whatever of the world. But he was prepared to learn it,
+and to learn it alone, as soon as might be. He said no more. She
+questioned, she spoke so strongly that with a woman less careful of
+herself there would have been a storm. But she got no more out of him.</p>
+
+<p>There followed two days in which neither said much. Hilda Maple did not
+reproach herself, but she was a little anxious. She thought herself
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">49</span>capable of any situation: but this was new. On the third day John told
+her of his determination.</p>
+
+<p>He was going to London. He would give her his address the moment he had
+one; he begged her to let him be. He was sure of himself.</p>
+
+<p>There passed rapidly through his aunt’s mind the alternatives before
+her, and before him. She saw them clearly, as was her talent, and she
+made the decision, which was perhaps the only one she could have made.</p>
+
+<p>He might go. She would not oppose his going. She was still determined
+to do her duty in so far as he would meet her—she had a strong sense
+of that—there was nothing petulant about the woman, nor any danger
+of sudden moods; she had the virtues of the worldly, and their kind
+of strength. It was a simple issue—either to use the law—which would
+be odious, and would mean a permanent breach in little more than two
+years’ time (for she rightly guessed the obstinacy of that deep-voiced,
+clear-cut, sturdy figure) or simply to let him run the length of his
+tether. She prophesied no disaster; she had the judgment to think that
+upon the whole there would be none; though there was a hidden sneer in
+her mind as she thought of what occupations this pig-headedness might
+drive him to. She told him there would always be a home there when he
+needed it; at heart she felt relieved of a burden.</p>
+
+<p>John, on his side, felt a weight lifted too. And young as he was, he
+moderated.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_50">50</span></p>
+
+<p>“I certainly don’t want to quarrel, Aunt Hilda,” he said. “And I cannot
+help telling you that I am grateful to you. You see, when I have made
+up my mind——” he talked like one ten years older, and anyone with
+a better sense of humour than Hilda Maple could hardly have helped
+smiling—“when I have made up my mind—I can’t even think of myself as
+changing.”</p>
+
+<p>So it was settled. They agreed for a fortnight’s interval in which he
+should meet his father’s friends of the neighbourhood, and take some
+advice as to where he might get rooms in town—as to what he should look
+for then.</p>
+
+<p>John Maple saw and heard and learnt much in that fortnight; and all
+he saw and learnt and heard further hardened him in his anger and his
+resolve.</p>
+
+<p>For one thing, he discovered the odious word Catchings. It seems
+that Rackham had been rebaptised “Rackham Catchings.” Disgusting
+black-letter buffoonery!</p>
+
+<p>He had first come across it in the village shop, where the young man
+with whom he had played as a boy was all obsequiousness to the heir of
+such wealth, and had said, bowing and smirking, over a parcel, “Shall I
+send it up to the Catchings?”</p>
+
+<p>“To what?” John had said sharply.</p>
+
+<p>“To the Catchings, sir—Rackham Catchings? Your house, sir; leastways,
+Mrs. Maple’s house.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh,” John had answered. “Yes, Rackham, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">51</span>of course. Where else should
+you send it?” And he had turned abruptly out of the familiar door.</p>
+
+<p>After that he noticed the odious thing in the address of letters
+arriving. On the first day he had occasion to write a note he found it
+on the paper heading. He saw in the <cite>County News</cite> that some show
+or other was to be opened a fortnight hence by Mrs. Maple of Rackham
+Catchings. He was beginning to get it on the brain.</p>
+
+<p>And certainly there had been plenty of Catchings added to Rackham. To
+his mind, in those few days during which he still lingered, the new
+sham timbered front was the Catchings and the beastly sham panelling
+and sham beams of the new rooms, and the odious antique furniture, and
+the silly Wardour Street pictures deliberately darkened—all these were
+the Catchings. He went over them one by one, listing them in his mind,
+and grimly delighted in the coming luxury, distant or near, of tearing
+them out by the roots like a lot of bad teeth.</p>
+
+<p>It was a state of things that did not make for better relations, though
+John was careful to keep off any questions on the novelties, even on
+the absurd novel name. He would learn its origin in due time. Meanwhile
+upon anything that mattered he was stubbornly silent, and sufficiently
+talkative on things that did not.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda played her part well enough, determined as he was, and
+successful as he was, in preventing an open quarrel. On the day when
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">52</span>she bade him good-bye at the door, and made him promise to write and
+to return often to visit her, she rejoiced that she had not broken her
+word to the dead man. She had done her best. And if anything went wrong
+with John, why she was always there to help. But there is no denying
+that she was relieved.</p>
+
+<p>As for John, though he had left Rackham silent, he had fallen into a
+new mood as the train approached London. Her friends and his father’s
+had given him introductions and he had been told of good and reasonable
+lodgings; and he had those few hundreds and scores of pounds in his
+pocket, which are a fortune on the threshold of one’s twentieth year.</p>
+
+<p>But quite unchanged in his heart as he travelled still stood the image
+of the old Rackham, the real Rackham. And those hurried facts which his
+father had passed over as though they were too painful for him—sums of
+money: the real sum owed—£10,000, or say £12,000, £13,000 at the very
+most—yet £20,000 claimed. Well, £20,000 it legally was and £20,000 he
+would adhere to.</p>
+
+<p>That £20,000 he would find, make, somehow, somewhere.</p>
+
+<p>At his age £20,000 is like a million, but at his age, also, a million
+may be found, made, somehow—somewhere. That £20,000 hardened in his
+soul and became the permanent furniture of it.</p>
+</section>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch03">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">53</span>
+<h2 id="ch03">CHAPTER III</h2>
+
+<p>How young people fall on their legs no one knows—least of all
+themselves: no more than cats thrown off a roof. Those who have gone
+out into the world on their own before they were twenty know that it
+happens, and that is all they can say.</p>
+
+<p>It happened to John Maple. He went through the string of those
+adventures which all such lads go through, indifferent to the squalor
+because he was too young; delighted with the uncertainty, and buoyed
+up by the novelty of his life. It happened to him also (as it happens
+to all such) that he was never cut off from his equals in real life as
+such are cut off in melodrama. There was nothing about not darkening
+doors again, or shaking dust off feet. He went down often enough to
+Aunt Hilda’s (thinking himself a noble fellow enough for tolerating
+Rackham). He made better and better friends with Corton, who always
+thought of him as the only true Maple. He met his aunt’s friends. His
+father’s old acquaintances looked him up, and asked him out in London.
+If you had taken a couple of weeks out of the boy’s life and followed
+it hour by hour, you would have found such a mosaic as only an early
+experience <span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">54</span>of that strange kind knows—there are plenty of us alive
+to-day who have known it and can remember it. John Maple came to know
+them all.</p>
+
+<p>Lodgings chosen for their peculiarity, their isolation; a single bare
+room overlooking London from the height of an old building; a basement;
+a dusty studio; one changed for another. Odd acquaintances from the
+most different sorts of worlds. Broken-down actors, young men trying
+to find work, and trying to forget the time when they were soldiers.
+Pompous hosts in huge great mausoleums of houses (bad speculations on
+the Crown property at Kensington—white elephants). Dull Bohemian nights
+in Chelsea. Much more interesting revolutionary nights sandwiched
+between foreign and domestic spies in reeking cellars off Houndsditch.
+One or two really interesting parties in the houses of such people, for
+instance, as Charles Baker, who had been his father’s friend for years
+before the exile, and who was still in Parliament and still ridiculing
+it, but whose real point was that he could paint; or tea with another
+friend of his father’s of very many years’ standing, Lady Pattle,
+the widow of the Admiralty Judge. There he met everybody—and there,
+incidentally, he met Bo.</p>
+
+<p>Lady Pattle liked pretty well everything, but if she liked one thing
+more than another it was people who could talk crisply and dress
+crisply. She liked them best when they were least English, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">55</span>and she
+liked them best of all when they were American.</p>
+
+<p>Now God in His providence had at this very moment provided for Lady
+Pattle, and for England, precisely what was most needed in this line.</p>
+
+<p>Hamilcar Hellup had not begun life upon a few copper coins, still less
+had he walked as a barefoot child into New York, because he could not
+afford to ride. He had been born of a very good family—that is to say,
+of a family that had plenty of lineage (ten generations of it since
+the first settlers); moderate in fortune; once Puritan, now atheist,
+in religion. He had been brought up with the other lads of the village
+under that fine tradition of social equality which for so long was,
+and still is, in unspoiled places, the tradition of the United States.
+He had made a large fortune without selling any material objects that
+anyone had ever seen, dealing shrewdly in paper. He had never cheated
+anyone, to his knowledge. What is far more remarkable, very few people
+had cheated him; or, at any rate, very few with impunity.</p>
+
+<p>His delight was to escape from New York and return at too brief
+intervals to the place of his birth: and there his confidant was a
+playmate who had remained poor and cunning on the soil, one Hiram Jake.
+Hiram Jake remained in Hamilcar Hellup’s vision the symbol of his own
+people, and years later, when he stole back home on brief escapes from
+England, to talk of Mayfair to Hiram <span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">56</span>Jake over the broken fence of
+that citizen’s lot was cold water in the desert to the millionaire.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_056">
+ <img class="illowp90" src="images/i_056.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>Neighbour Hellup and Neighbour Jake</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>When he was a little over fifty he became a widower, and was left with
+an only child, a girl called Isabeau, then twelve years old, and to
+enjoy, at eighteen, yet another fortune from her mother. His whole life
+changed. He gave up the accumulation of further wealth—and therein was
+wise, for he had an enormous lump of it. He came over to Europe with
+his daughter. First he travelled with her to many places he himself had
+seen in his former journeys; then he put her back into a school in his
+own country; his wife would have wished it.</p>
+
+<p>While Isabeau was thus growing up American, her father, fully
+realising, what he had known at the back of his mind since first he had
+seen the country, that England was the place where rich men should come
+to die, made his arrangements to settle here.</p>
+
+<p>Nearly seven years had passed since then, and Isabeau, whose name had
+very naturally contracted into Bo, was on the point of coming back to
+England, when Hamilcar Hellup (he had been Hamilcar J., but he had
+dropped the J.—wherein again he was wise) was first pestered by our
+hungry politicians to pay them money for a peerage.</p>
+
+<p>Now Hamilcar, being an American, knew all about such things. The Press
+of his native country had told him far more about English politics than
+our own Press ever tells Balham or Tooting. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">57</span>He knew all about the
+politicians, with their tongues hanging out for money—and he preferred
+to keep his money to himself. Therefore had Hamilcar been standing on
+guard, like a wicket keeper with the gloves on, for now some years:
+ready to catch each attack on his purse and throw it back. Hitherto he
+had succeeded. Of the last begging interviews, two had been attempted
+by a tout of the Prime Minister of the day, very clumsily done, without
+a proper introduction; the fellow simply rang the bell and sent in a
+card. He was shown out; or, as Hamilcar put it, thrown into the street.
+But appetite in politicians is over-mastering, and Hamilcar’s wealth
+was notorious, illustrious, quite unconcealed.</p>
+
+<p>The next attack was delivered in his club. It was delivered by an old
+gentleman who had bothered him about a lot of other things. This cadger
+was (to change the metaphor) deftly cut through the slips. But the
+third attack came, only two days later, in the shape of a florid young
+man in the Government, with whom he got on like a house on fire. It was
+quite late in the evening during a party in Merton Street, when his
+under-secretary suddenly asked him whether he would meet yet another
+politician at lunch next day. Hellup very foolishly consented; and
+there suffered a most brutal hammering, a torture of direct insistence
+that he should pay. But there was plenty <span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">58</span>of hard wood in Hamilcar
+Hellup, and he stood firm. There was nothing doing.</p>
+
+<p>What did the trick was Lady Pattle. Lady Pattle had got to know him
+just after he had landed. She was a dab at that sort of thing, and she
+had managed it sideways, getting him kidnapped to tea in her house
+under the guard of her niece and a Lord Chancellor in a large motor.
+She had him by the Christian name within a year. She was not for
+hurrying things. He was taking her advice during all the second year,
+and still more during all the third year; and he had rarely found it
+wrong. Lady Pattle it was who told him quite solemnly, after now six
+years of acquaintance, that he ought to buy. Lady Pattle it was who
+broke down that iron resolve and made Hamilcar Hellup a peer. No other:
+Peggy, Lady Pattle.</p>
+
+<p>Let me cast no suspicion on that honoured name. She took no commission.
+She had been specially urged by no one. It was principally from
+Hamilcar himself that she had learnt how he had set his teeth, and was
+becoming obstinately proud as well as amused in turning the politicians
+down. She desired to do only what might be good for him, for she was
+really fond of him—and she advised him to yield. Her arguments were
+sound. The Prime Minister was asking nothing exorbitant. A dozen new
+peers had paid him from twice to ten times as much. Hamilcar was
+very rich, and he would not feel it. It was not as if he had run
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">59</span>after them; they had run after him; and really a peerage was a solid
+advantage—especially for an American.</p>
+
+<p>“Not Home,” was Hamilcar’s comment; and Lady Pattle had answered
+sharply, “No, but you are not living at home.” Whereat Hamilcar had
+sighed, for it was true. And in his heart he longed for the wooden
+houses and Jake, the playmate of his boyhood, and to see the smoke
+rising from his own land, and after that to die.</p>
+
+<p>“It is not,” she said, “as though you had a boy to take it on after
+you. That would be a nuisance. But it will certainly help Bo. She’d
+like it. She’s been too young so far to know what it means; but
+she’d like it now. And it’s great fun, remember. You go and hear the
+debates and if you like you can join in. Anybody can. Then, it helps
+you abroad: on the Riviera especially, and in Paris too. Still. Even
+to-day. It won’t last, but be an English peer while it lasts.”</p>
+
+<p>“Raises prices?” said Hamilcar.</p>
+
+<p>She shook her head.</p>
+
+<p>“Not at the kind of places you go to. They couldn’t raise them.”</p>
+
+<p>What clinched the matter—nothing less would have convinced him—was the
+battery she brought up at the end of this memorable conversation.</p>
+
+<p>“If you don’t pay that little bounder off and have done with it, you’ll
+be plagued for the rest of your life. He’s worse in opposition than
+in office,” she had said. What that meant Hamilcar <span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">60</span>Hellup hardly
+understood; but he understood well enough the wisdom of cutting worry.
+And that very week he bought the peerage. One thing, however, he stuck
+to; he would not change his name. They tried hard to make him, but
+he was adamant. The Hellups had been Hellups too long to change, and
+Hellup he remained.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore, when Bo came over from her school, and when Lady Pattle
+presented her at Court, and when, with her straightforwardness and
+beauty and (to be quite just) her hardness, she had duly impressed
+herself upon London, she was the Honourable Isabeau Hellup. Why she was
+not Lady Isabeau Hellup was explained to her, and she was reluctant to
+accept the explanation. Then did she begin with a great verve a career
+of conquest; and her father was prouder of her than of any deal he had
+ever made in his life: not excepting the original great Paramount Paper
+Merger, in the year ’95.</p>
+
+<p>Bo had armed herself, as must every woman who proposes to conquer, with
+a dog—by name Lovey-Lad, by nature swift and terrible, strong to seize
+and to tear, strong also to growl, and of the bulldog breed. He became,
+in the few hundreds of newspaper pictures which appeared on both sides
+of the Atlantic, her cognitive sign, as is the Lion that of <abbr title="Saint">St.</abbr> Jerome,
+the Dog that of <abbr title="Saint">St.</abbr> Roch, the Eagle that of Jupiter and <abbr title="Saint">St.</abbr> John,
+and an open Bible spread under the left hand that of the late Queen
+Victoria at a certain epoch of her reign.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_060">
+ <img class="illowp75" src="images/i_060.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption><span class="large">“Our younger hostesses”</span><br><br>
+ Pleasing sketch of the <abbr title="Honorable">Honble.</abbr> Isabeau Hellup with her dog
+ Lovey-Lad; from the pencil of Mr. Louth and appearing (syndicated)
+ throughout the Press of England and America</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">61</span></p>
+<p>All guessed—some had arranged—whom Bo was to capture. There were
+titles in the list—the more knowing ones had particularly good foreign
+titles to put forward. There were also great untitled lumps of money,
+still knocking about unmarried. There were even a few of the minor
+Exalted Personages. Lady Pattle herself, though she was no fool, could
+not help, being a hostess and a woman, having fixed plans of her own.
+She had settled on and pinned down and labelled young Lord Ockley,
+because he had no money, because he was nice, and because she knew him:
+three very good reasons.</p>
+
+<p>But these good people reckoned without the Hellup blood, which was
+good, tested stuff; they had reckoned without its particular qualities
+in Bo; above all had they fatally reckoned without the Bow and Quiver
+of the Little God—the Unconquered in Battle—who perpetually scatters
+the arrangements of possessing men, and falls like a bolt into the
+midst of riches.</p>
+
+<p>It had amused the Little God to bring Bo up against John Maple, and
+John Maple up against Bo. It had amused him to shoot at them both;
+first from a distance, to try his bow; then good and hard at short
+range. They were already quite certain each of the other, before either
+of them was quite certain who the other was. They were both married in
+heaven—or whatever the process <span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">62</span>is—I mean, they had both known about
+each other from all eternity, while Bo still had no more definite
+knowledge of John than that somehow or other he was connected with
+“that Mrs. Maple,” and was perhaps vaguely the heir to a Manor House
+somewhere or other, with English lawns and oaks, and all the rest of
+it: no title—at least, she thought no title. She had not yet thought
+much one way or the other about anything connected with him, except
+that she knew his soul as she knew her own: and liked it more.</p>
+
+<p>As for John, he knew she was the daughter of one of these American
+lords, and he did not honestly try to distinguish between them. But
+he had liked her father. He liked the crispness, the exceedingly
+well-brushed close short white hair; the equally well-groomed short
+white moustache; the humorous, keen eyes and all the rest that goes
+with the type. He liked the short sentences, the lively metaphor,
+and he liked the man’s certitude in himself. It was as well. For
+considering how fiercely John Maple loved that tall infant he might
+have hated the rival affection even of her father. And considering how
+much Lord Hellup doted on his daughter, he might most furiously have
+disliked anyone else claiming her.</p>
+
+<p>That Bo had a great fortune was present in John’s mind, but occupied
+no place there. It is often like that. He knew her fortune was there,
+as one knows that a big cloud is in the sky. It did not occupy his
+thoughts as being anything <span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">63</span>prominent, still less as having any
+effects. For remember, he was still very young. If he had thought of it
+at all it would have worried him, I fear. But he did not think of it.</p>
+
+<p>In the adventures of John Maple there had been one very simple motive
+running through, which was to earn a living: though he put it to
+himself not as earning a living, but as earning, making—<em>getting</em>,
+anyhow—a certain fixed sum of money, to wit, £20,000, wherewith to buy
+back Rackham.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda had, in the interval since John had come up to town to make
+his way, gone from bad to worse. It wasn’t enough for her to call the
+old place Rackham Catchings; she sometimes used “Catchings” by itself.
+And when John protested against <em>that</em> innovation (as he had done
+on one of his last visits) she had poured out a torrent of horrible
+antiquarian stuff which she had got from an archæological society, and
+which boiled down to this: that once, in one of the older title deeds,
+the word “Catchings” appeared; it seemed to have been used for some
+part or other of the estate. She was proud to add that they had also
+found a certain Sir Harry Murtenshaw mentioned in a letter (undated,
+but in a handwriting of the sixteenth century), and that in this
+same letter there was mention of a Catchings. It was true this last
+Catchings was in Norfolk; but that didn’t trouble Aunt Hilda. She had
+already established her legend. The true name of Rackham <span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">64</span>was Rackham
+Catchings, or even Catchings alone; and it had descended to the Maples
+and so to herself diversely, by heiresses and marriage, from Sir Harry
+Murtenshaw, Knight; a courtier of Gloriana’s, a jewel in the crown of
+the Virgin Queen, an Elizabethan.</p>
+
+<p>With John’s movements among the rich Aunt Hilda was insufficiently
+acquainted. She kept in touch with him, and she was vaguely pleased
+to know that whatever tricks he was playing in private to make a
+living—and on these she did not yet inquire—he was at any rate, to the
+world, her nephew and his father’s son. If he appeared to be living in
+London instead of in Sussex, she liked to have it put down to his—or
+rather her—opulence. And if he had to refuse many engagements, if he
+mysteriously disappeared for days at a time, why, that was again a
+proof of his ample leisure and power to choose his own recreations.
+She knew, of course, and she half envied, the way in which she heard
+him talked about, though it annoyed her more than it pleased her when,
+in that world which had been his father’s, they asked her (as they
+often did) whether she were not a cousin. For the truth is, that Aunt
+Hilda did not know the rich as well as John did. Still, there were few
+whom John knew and whom Aunt Hilda had not at least heard of: not many
+houses where John was intimate and she had not at least called. She
+addressed Lady Pattle by her Christian name, and had more than once
+been called Hilda in return. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">65</span>Two warm friendships Mrs. Maple had made
+in that world—one with Lord Hellup, who quite frankly admired her;
+one with a certain Lord Mere de Beaurivage—or rather, with his wife,
+Amathea, whom she had piloted through many straits and narrows. For the
+wife of Lord Mere de Beaurivage had to learn the intricacies of high
+life rather late, as indeed had her worthy husband. Fortune had come
+upon him with horrible rapidity, like a shell, after his fiftieth year.
+It was not till the first war Coalition Government that he had appeared
+as Sir George Huggins. It was not till the second war administration
+that he had come—by the usual cheque—to adorn the House of Lords. His
+creation dated some months before Lord Hellup’s. He was senior to Lord
+Hellup in the proud hierarchy of our nobility: senior by half a year.</p>
+
+<p>Though Aunt Hilda could not but revere her dear Amathea’s husband
+and have a strong attachment for Hamilcar Hellup, neither of these
+noblemen, with wife or daughter, had happened to be at Rackham on
+the same occasions as her nephew. She had learnt in roundabout ways
+that the Hellups knew John and liked him, though she had not a
+suspicion of the growing affair with Bo. As for Lord and Lady Mere de
+Beaurivage—either they had not come across the young man at all in the
+Great World, or if they had, they had forgotten it: he was no apparent
+help to climbing folk. To put it in Lady Mere de Beaurivage’s <span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">66</span>simple
+English phrase, when Hilda had cast out a feeler about it, “Your nevvy?
+Not as I knows of, Ilda dear. But there, bless you! faces I knows,
+but names I disremember.” Or as his lordship had put it with equal
+simplicity, “John Miple? Wot? Sime nime as yer own? Not as I can call
+to mind. But lor! There’s so many of ’em!” A sound judgment.</p>
+
+<p>Such was the ambiguous situation—John on the fringes of Aunt Hilda’s
+push; Aunt Hilda’s wishing that she was really received as John was
+received. So John was asked with sincere affection to Rackham, but not
+too often. When he came he played up, and he even helped Mrs. Maple
+when she came to London in her abhorrent task of adding further and
+more heavily to the Catchings—for some purpose of her own which as yet
+John could not divine. It intrigued him.</p>
+
+<p>That fixed idea of his that he would be master of Rackham sooner or
+later led him to tolerate every grotesque purchase and addition, and to
+help her whole-heartedly. It made him know more about the place ... and
+he was free to be rid of the whole mass of that rubbish when he should
+reign.</p>
+
+<p>He accompanied her when she went to Burton’s studio to inspect the
+absurd carved animals that were to appear on the stone pillars of the
+new gate. He gravely approved her choice of the new gate itself, when
+it was foisted upon her in <span class="pagenum" id="Page_67">67</span>the Euston Road—a sham Venetian horror in
+new iron, and (oh! my God!) not even forged, but cast.</p>
+
+<p>He did more. He helped her to buy the Ancestor.</p>
+
+<p>The Maples, as he knew, had ancestors of a sort. They had the
+cattle dealer. They had his son, the worthy Georgian squire who had
+sat for the county. Indeed, they had a portrait of him in his wig
+extraordinarily badly done by an artist of the local town whom the
+gentry patronised in those days.</p>
+
+<p>There were even other ancestors at Rackham, as ancestors go—for
+ancestors in such houses do not mean <em>real</em> ancestors, but any
+collaterals. One was a captain of Nelson’s in his uniform and the
+other was a very rich lady whom that captain had had the good fortune
+to marry after the wars. There was also a horrible dingy thing which
+used to hang in the schoolroom, and which John could vaguely remember
+someone having told him as a child was “your great-aunt Jane.”</p>
+
+<p>These had been good enough for Rackham. But they were not good enough
+for Rackham Catchings, and Hilda Maple sailed forth in quest of
+something more worthy. She set out on the uncharted sea to discover Sir
+Harry Murtenshaw, Knight.</p>
+
+<p>She sought him, just in that place where Oxford Street merges into
+Holborn, in a shop where she had had the good fortune to find many
+things already: <span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">68</span>a shop belonging to a gentleman of Esthonian
+extraction called Curzon; at any rate, this gentleman (who appeared
+in person) had the selling of the goods, and, on this occasion, after
+so many others sold to Aunt Hilda, of the Ancestor. And a very good
+Ancestor he was. Aged in time, though newly cleaned, painted on canvas
+which an expert would have ascribed to our own day, but set in the
+proper kind of old frame and duly sooted, fumed, and with nothing to
+give him away.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_068">
+ <img class="illowp75" src="images/i_068.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption><span class="large">The Ancestor</span><br><br>
+ Sir Harry Murtenshaw, Knight; by Holbein</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>He had a square, solid face, not unlike a pig’s, well pleased with
+itself, and a square beard to match; and he was dressed in a period
+which was either the very last days of Elizabeth or the very first days
+of James: a man of about the same age as Shakespeare, but without his
+genius. He cost Aunt Hilda surprisingly little, though surprisingly
+more than he was worth. Whatever name he may have had in real life he
+was now, for <em>her</em>, Sir Harry Murtenshaw, and she was always very
+careful to explain that he was not a real Maple. Which was indeed the
+case.</p>
+
+<p>He was, for <em>her</em>, the founder of the family in this sense; that
+it was through his daughter, the heiress of Rackham, that the Maples
+had come into the property: a touching piece of family history. It had
+been a love match; and that was very touching too.</p>
+
+<p>Then, to the unconcealed annoyance of her nephew, she tacked a ghost
+on to Sir Harry. At <span class="pagenum" id="Page_69">69</span>first a vague ghost, it turned more precise
+and became a young relative of the knight’s, who had died a romantic
+political death.</p>
+
+<p>In a fine innocence upon the date of that eminent Hun, Hilda Maple
+accepted the assurance that the portrait was by Holbein, and Sir Harry
+Murtenshaw, bluff Englishman that he was, and stout supporter of the
+Elizabethan (or Jacobean) settlement, was carried out by two assistants
+of Mr. Curzon’s to be packed for delivery to Rackham Catchings. He was
+heavy. He was large. He had to go out sideways. He travelled, finally,
+upside down: but it in no way affected his imperturbable humour.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_070">
+ <img class="illowp75" src="images/i_070.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>Progress of Sir Harry Murtenshaw, Knight, to his
+ ancestral home</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>John Maple had helped his aunt to choose the picture; had warned
+her that Sir Harry was no ancestor of his, whatever he might be of
+his aunt’s husband; had received the naturally sharp reply of that
+lady to such a comment; and later, when the great founder of the
+fortunes of Rackham was unwrapped, had helped to choose the part of
+the panelling into which he was to be incongruously forced, frame
+and all. He presided over the dining-room, as an ancestor should,
+the new dining-room—which was also the old. For though it was the
+new dining-room in Corton’s phrase, and in John Maple’s the sham
+dining-room, everything had been done to make it the oldest dining-room
+in Sussex. When Hilda Maple told her guests that the picture dated with
+the room, and that the panelling built around it was <span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">70</span>its contemporary,
+she was not strictly truthful. For whereas the panelling was of early
+1918, Sir Harry (as I have established by deep research) was painted by
+a starving Frenchman in Soho as long a time back as 1893.</p>
+
+<p>Anyhow, there he beamed over the Refectory table, the antique chairs
+and all the caboodle, with virile if somewhat vacuous determination in
+his contented eyes. It was men such as he, Aunt Hilda would explain to
+her guests, who made us what we are. And God have mercy upon us all!
+For we also are liars, my readers, yourselves not excepted.</p>
+
+<p>Pray let my reader remember this also (if I may so burden her memory)
+that the Ancestor was but the last of Aunt Hilda’s purchases—and she
+had outrun the constable.</p>
+
+<p>The gentleman of Esthonian extraction, Mr. Curzon, had let the
+Ancestor go cheap—at thirty-seven times what he paid for him. But
+he had sold Aunt Hilda valuable expert advice, panelling and chairs
+as well, and tapestries which were not tapestries, and Jacobean
+silver of the last few years (with Hall Marks let in) and Elizabethan
+four-posters, Victorian on the carpenter’s side, and even bibelots
+and fraudelquins; not to speak of <ins class="edit" id="tn-70" title="original text: 'franfreluches'">fanfreluches</ins>
+and negligeables. And
+for a long time past Mr. Curzon, the Esthonian, had not been selling
+these to Aunt Hilda for cash, but for sundry promises of cash in time
+to come. And these bore interest. For of such is the Kingdom <span class="pagenum" id="Page_71">71</span>of the
+Esthonians—or, at any rate, of the Curzon sort.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>I have digressed. I have been misled by the contemplation of Sir Harry
+Murtenshaw, Knight (from the brush of Holbein—with a Jacobean ruff and
+trunk hose).</p>
+
+<p>Let me return to the adventures of John, and these shall be brief.</p>
+</section>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch04">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">72</span>
+<h2 id="ch04">CHAPTER IV</h2>
+
+<p>John had started with his little nest egg of £352, but it would not
+last for ever. He had had the wisdom to begin earning at once. He first
+took chance jobs at writing for next to nothing. Then he helped a
+friend to read proofs. Then he catalogued a library (extremely badly),
+but at any rate with a good knowledge of French and German—which
+was useful—at 30<abbr title="shillings">s.</abbr> a week. Then he put in a short time, through the
+kindness of one of his father’s friends, as assistant to the agent of
+an estate; but there he was paid no wages, the experience was held to
+be a sufficient reward, so that could not last. Then he spent a rather
+longer time, under an assumed name, in a curious little venture with a
+chance acquaintance of his, a man of the stage who had a tiny capital;
+it immediately dissipated in a cabaret show which failed. It was bad,
+but it would have failed even sooner had it been better.</p>
+
+<p>At last, having earned in rather less than a year somewhat under two
+hundred pounds and having spent at least two hundred and fifty, he put
+in three splendid weeks at sea without wages, but lodged and fed and
+gaining time to think things over. He had come across the poor owner
+of a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_73">73</span>small, old and ill-found ketch which traded with odd cargoes in
+and out of London River, pottering up the creeks of the East Coast, and
+sometimes standing across for the Hook or Ostend. John had a way with
+him, and persuaded this acquaintance to let him sign on for a round
+voyage across the North Sea and home by the East Coast ports, picking
+up chance ladings and making what she could for her owner: her Mate and
+Captain sharing. He was to grub with those officers in the after-cabin,
+under one of those many odd titles whereby they excuse a supernumerary
+on board. His presence delighted neither. He found the Old Man surly
+and the Mate hostile. Yet he enjoyed himself hugely; and there it
+was—of all places in the world!—that he discovered his talent and his
+earning power, for we each of us have a talent—a saleable talent, I
+mean—and happy is the man who discovers his while he is yet young.</p>
+
+<p>The Mate and he were together in the cabin of that aged ketch during a
+long wait outside Harwich for the tide. The Old Man was smoking on deck
+watching for the turn. The Mate was more sour than ever that evening,
+jealous of such a super-cargo, with his white hands and gentleman’s
+accent. Yet it was the Mate who, there and then, brought John his good
+fortune, as enemies often do. John Maple was standing by in the dark
+corner of the little stuffy place, lit only by a swinging oil lamp,
+with no sound but the dull plash of the shallow water outside, and in
+his exasperation <span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">74</span>at something worse than usual which the Mate had just
+grumbled at him, he muttered to himself a word not polite, but said
+in such a low tone that he hoped it could provoke no quarrel. What it
+did provoke in the Mate was an attitude quite unexpected. That worthy
+looked up with a sudden startled air, and said in an awed tone, “What
+was that? Didn’t you hear summat?” and with that he peered furtively
+askance into the darkness.</p>
+
+<p>“What was that?” said John Maple, rather surlily, thinking he had been
+challenged.</p>
+
+<p>“I ’eard a voice!” said the Mate in scared religious tones, and John,
+looking at him, saw that he had gone quite white.</p>
+
+<p>Those of the Unseen Powers who were looking after John’s affairs shot
+into his head the right thing to do, though he hardly knew why it was
+the right thing to do. He turned his face round again slowly away from
+the Mate, put his hand to his temple, to cover his features, and again
+gave that slight muttering; to be correct, it was the word “Swine!”</p>
+
+<p>He heard something like a muffled shriek from the Mate:</p>
+
+<p>“There it goes again! It said ‘Mine,’” moaned the Mate, now glaring
+wide-eyed at the darkest corner of the cabin, where the reflector of
+the lamp threw a deep shadow behind its smoky light.</p>
+
+<p>“Whose? Eh? ’ose? Am I ’is? What’s ’ee mean?” The Mate may have been
+drinking or <span class="pagenum" id="Page_75">75</span>may have knocked off, which is worse still for the nerves.
+But there was no doubt as to his mistaking the direction of the slight
+sound which had terrified him.</p>
+
+<p>John Maple had discovered in those five minutes how easy it was—for him
+at least, or in the right surroundings—to ventriloquise.</p>
+
+<p>“I dursn’t hear it again,” whispered the Mate.</p>
+
+<p>John Maple could not refuse to oblige, and he obliged for the third
+time. The Mate sprang up all tense and said, trembling, that he didn’t
+like it.</p>
+
+<p>“What don’t you like?” said John Maple, pleasant and friendly, to show
+that the quarrel was forgotten.</p>
+
+<p>“Voices,” said the Mate scratching the little swinging table with his
+nails nervously. “Don’t you ’ear nothin’?”</p>
+
+<p>John Maple paused.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, I think I did,” he said slowly—which was true enough.</p>
+
+<p>It was the First Episode, and a very slight one. It had no immediate
+sequel.</p>
+
+<p>On the return voyage (they carried bricks) John Maple was again
+successful, not only in the cabin, but once at night on deck, when the
+Mate and he had gone forward together; and again, when he had helped to
+see whether there was any shifting in the hold (for a cargo of bricks
+can work wonders if it shifts), the Mate heard voices. This time the
+voices had something to say worth saying. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_76">76</span>They touched the Mate on
+his immortal soul, the immediate perils of life, and advanced a strong
+premonition of death. The Mate had fled up and aft, steadied himself
+with a glass, and sworn at the end of the ordeal by all the gods below
+London Bridge he would not sign on that vessel again.</p>
+
+<p>The Old Man was not superstitious. He had many of the qualities of
+wood: not only its toughness, endurance and colour, but also its lack
+of sensibility. John wondered whether this new-found talent would work
+on the non-superstitious.</p>
+
+<p>Well, it had not that fine “first night” success which the Mate had
+enjoyed; but it was beyond expectation all the same.</p>
+
+<p>The Old Man heard very clearly a voice from his own bunk. He was on
+the other side of the cabin at the time, though, it is true, his
+attention had been directed to the couch. The voice, far off, ghostly
+in the darkness, reminded him of the day when he had so nearly drowned
+(through no fault of his own, but rather of Islington port), and warned
+him of approaching trials. Had the Old Man remembered to whom he had
+lately recounted that drowning episode (the only adventure of his life)
+he might have had suspicions. As it was, he had none, for he told the
+story so often that he could not remember who last had heard it. All
+he knew now was that a whisper from the other world—from A Spirit that
+knew his past—had bidden him remember and beware. It affected him
+damnably.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_77">77</span></p>
+
+<p>His face did not go as white as the Mate’s had done, for it started
+with a handicap of fixed mahogany, but it was changed when he looked
+round at John and asked him, as the Mate had asked him, those few days
+before, whether he had heard anything; and once more John truthfully
+said he had. Then the Old Man asked him point-blank whether he
+minded—as after all, he had done him the favour of taking him aboard,
+and he was only a young chap—whether he minded sleeping in his, the
+Captain’s, bunk that night, and giving him his own bunk. And John had
+accepted with all the goodwill in the world. He even said it was an
+honour.</p>
+
+<p>When John Maple landed from his short but memorable and very happy
+cruise (for he had loved the sea, though it was his first experience
+of it), he had no idea that there was a living in the talent he had
+discovered—if talent it were. At first he only thought it amusing
+that by suggesting to another person where a voice was likely to come
+from, and then keeping one’s features still and talking within one’s
+mouth, one could make the voice seem to come from out of nothingness.
+Then when he tried it on with chance Bohemian friends in London he
+found that not everybody could do it as well as he: and most of his
+friends could not do it at all. Then came the day when Percy Spegel
+(so he chose to spell his name for the moment), hearing him practising
+the trick during a little supper at the <i>Lord Milner</i> in <span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">78</span>Puffin
+Lane, watched him with fixed eyes, wherein any expert demon might
+have discovered avarice, tenacity, fraud, and other varied characters
+consonant with his enormous tie-pin.</p>
+
+<p>Percy Spegel appealed to his constant parasite, whether John Maple had
+not a marvellous talent? To which the parasite agreed. Whether it was
+not a pity that such talent should be wholly untrained? To which the
+parasite also agreed. Whether it would not be a dreadfully expensive
+thing to train that talent? To which the parasite abundantly agreed.
+Whether he would not probably be a loser if he attempted to put John
+Maple on the Halls? To which the parasite said, he certainly would be.
+Whether one was not foolish, out of mere enthusiasm, to risk such loss?
+Which the parasite said was only what one would expect of a good fellow
+like Percy.</p>
+
+<p>The upshot of it was that John Maple found himself prepared to sign a
+contract of a sort he had never seen before, but familiar enough to
+those who live and die by the Halls, wherein he was to earn nothing for
+so long—a short period enough—and after that what looked like a very
+large sum every week.</p>
+
+<p>John Maple knew nothing of what the out-goings of this profession are,
+or of its temptations. He very luckily accepted, and that was why his
+first steady employment—about a year after his return to England from
+his father’s death-bed—was in the singular capacity of Lieutenant
+Allegri, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_79">79</span>the world-famed ventriloquist. But such is the gulf between
+the two worlds that no one among the rich whom he saw at his leisure
+had an idea of the escapade; and no one among the Bohemians had an
+idea of his acquaintance with the rich. He had fewer nights in which
+he could go out, but he did go out sufficiently. He kept his contract
+free; he would not be bullied: and he was so good that he could make
+his own terms and times.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_078">
+ <img class="illowp75" src="images/i_078.jpg" alt="seated on stage with two hand puppets">
+ <figcaption>John Maple as Lieutenant Allegri</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>The truth is, that if John Maple had been what young men of family in
+this situation never are, and that is, devoted to his one talent, he
+might have become rich. There are small fortunes made in these things.
+He might have bought back Rackham after God knows how many years, if he
+had cut himself right away from everything but slaving, and forgotten
+every name but his own false one on the Halls.</p>
+
+<p>It was after a very short time as Lieutenant Allegri that he bought for
+his own pleasure a couple of dogs and trained them to do tricks. Then
+he had added to their number and taught them more tricks. Then (since
+he now knew the trade) he determined to change over, and in spite of
+Spegel’s passionate appeals to heaven, he convinced that expert, who
+knew human nature if he knew nothing else, that he must take his choice
+between losing his own profit, which was considerable, or accepting
+John Maple in the future as <span class="pagenum" id="Page_80">80</span>Don Herado de Madero and his Troupe of
+Performing Dogs.</p>
+
+<p>It was not as good as the ventriloquist show, but it drew better, for
+the public is fond of dogs, and Spegel had put it about that it was all
+done by kindness, not to say coddling: and the little brutes certainly
+looked very happy as they ran about wagging their tails and doing
+things which proved them wholly indifferent to pomposity. They barked
+also, most winningly, to order, and grinned in the most endearing
+fashion.</p>
+
+<p>There, then, was John Maple’s singular situation at the moment when,
+in that other life of his, he and Bo had met and made certain one of
+the other. He had told her secretly of his profession; and he had given
+her useful tips about Lovey-Lad, for he had become an expert upon dogs.
+That Lovey-Lad had recognised in him a mysterious Master of Hounds
+raised him enormously in Bo’s eyes. It is to be believed that one of
+Don Herado’s troupe met Lovey-Lad in the park and had loyally exalted
+the powers of his lord. For certainly John was the only male human
+being to whom Lovey-Lad deferred; and Lovey-Lad was the only being on
+earth whose opinion Bo respected.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>But why had Aunt Hilda taken all this enormous trouble about the
+Catchings? Why the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_81">81</span>new beam let into the ceiling, adzed, blackened
+and chipped and dated 1487? Why the Ancestor? Why the panelling? Why
+the antique chairs? Why the heraldic animals? Why anything? Why, why
+the new family ghost? It’s true <em>that</em> cost nothing, but the more
+solid stuff cost a great deal. Why all this expenditure?</p>
+
+<p>Had John Maple known more of the world, and wholly lost his innocence,
+he could have answered, as you and I can answer, that there are only
+two explanations of such feverish changes, when an old house is pulled
+about and made vulgar. Either the Vandal has more money to spend than
+she knows what to do with, or the Goth is embarrassed. Either the
+barbaric hand is filled with the ruining gold, or the savage heart is
+tortured by perpetual demands for payment from creditors and is salting
+for a sale.</p>
+
+<p>Either Aunt Hilda was spending money wantonly, or she was desperate for
+money.</p>
+
+<p>Well, it was the latter. Aunt Hilda was up to the neck in worry. She
+didn’t know which way to turn.</p>
+
+<p>When people change and rechange, and pull down and destroy and
+theatricalise, you can tell which of the two motives is at work by a
+simple test. If they act spasmodically, first putting this up and then
+taking it down, changing an ornament from one place to another, pulling
+out a wall and then regretting it and putting it back, they have too
+much money. If they pursue one plan, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_82">82</span>continuously, and load it with
+detail they are fighting debt.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda was fighting debt.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda was making a new Rackham and a new Catchings for the sake
+of some purchaser heaven might send her. For Aunt Hilda must find a
+purchaser or burst. And that was the truth.</p>
+
+<p>William Maple, that careful business man, had left things in order
+when he died. He had added appreciably to the value of the house and
+the estate. He had allowed his wife to cover the brick part of the
+front with a false veneer of half-timber because that at least gave it
+uniformity with the older part; and he had allowed the new fake to be
+toned down artificially so as to marry with the old. That also seemed
+reasonable. More he had not allowed. But Hilda Maple, even before his
+death, was already talking to her occasional guests about the antiquity
+of the place, and what wonders would be revealed when all the old wood
+could be uncovered and the later work which hid it could be taken away.</p>
+
+<p>Her husband had not been dead two months when, in spite of all the
+difficulties in getting work done during those last days of the war,
+Aunt Hilda lashed out. Even then—my reader will remember, if she is
+old enough—people with a pull could get things done. It was the moment
+when one of the most luxurious of the new houses near the south coast
+in Kent was being built by a politician. The difficulties of life were
+not with the rich in <span class="pagenum" id="Page_83">83</span>those spring days of 1918, and though Hilda
+Maple was not in the heart of that old gentry which had once governed
+England, she was already close in touch with some of the new vulgarians
+who were now beginning to govern England. Her friendship with Amathea
+de Beaurivage alone was enough to get her the necessary labour. It was
+enormously expensive, of course, but she was full of her new fortune,
+and she began to tear down the structure of the house within, and to
+ornament, and to build.</p>
+
+<p>At the same time she did another thing, not unusual in women suddenly
+possessed of capital, still less unusual in times when all values are
+jumping up and down like the little ball in the circle of the roulette.
+She gambled.</p>
+
+<p>But Hilda Maple, like thousands of others in those days, was gambling
+against the politicians, the peace-makers, the bankers, and the
+international spouters of the millennium. They could see what was in
+the game, for they held and stacked the cards. She—and the thousands of
+others—could only see the backs of those cards.</p>
+
+<p>There had come a moment—and that in a few months—when all was lost and
+she had nothing to fall back on but Rackham itself, and Rackham she
+must sell. Perhaps when she had spoken to her dying brother-in-law she
+had honestly intended not to sell; but necessity knows no law, and she
+excused herself to herself by the memory of what she had told him; that
+she had a legal <span class="pagenum" id="Page_84">84</span>right to sell. But the selling of a house, like the
+selling of a boat or the selling of one’s own soul, depends on external
+effects. We “go on our clothes,” as a great American Leader of Modern
+Thought has said. A boat sells on its paint and its brasswork. A house
+sells by what furniture and faked wood and “period” front it can show.</p>
+
+<p>Rackham might barely fetch its £20,000, for its own true worth; but let
+it become Rackham Catchings and be varnished and vulgarised enough (not
+that Hilda Maple thought it vulgarised—she thought it vastly ennobled)
+and there was no knowing what it might fetch—especially from the right
+kind of purchaser in these extraordinary times, when men stepped out
+of the gutter on New Year’s Day and were in the House of Lords before
+Christmas.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore it was that Aunt Hilda had gone on building, pulling down,
+ageing new wood, owing increasing sums for expert advice and goods from
+the antique dealers, and in general playing the devil with Rackham.</p>
+
+<p>She had got the house into the illustrated papers three times already;
+first under “Our Elizabethan Heritage”; then under “The Quiet Homes of
+England,” and then under “Minor Great English Houses, No. 51: Rackham.”
+She herself had haggled a little over the “Minor.” But there she was
+wrong; they ought to have haggled over the “Great.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_85">85</span></p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda was not without commercial sense. She had on the occasion
+of the last photographing purchased two peacocks and chivvied them on
+to the lawn before the people from London snapped the front. She had
+even borrowed from one of her few really important friends an enormous
+photograph of a Royalty, in a vast silver frame leaning backwards,
+which she draped and propped up on a little table, to go nicely into
+the picture of the boudoir—little knowing that the word boudoir had
+long sunk out of use. But if it comes to that, each of us is out of
+fashion to others. Our English society has divided into something like
+those moving ways at the old Paris Exhibition of 1889: one stream is
+moving at one pace, one at another; and there still survive gentlefolk
+who say “napkin,” side by side with those masters of our modern world
+who say “serviette.”</p>
+
+<p>Let me leave the boudoir and the photographs and all the rest of it and
+get back to the Debt.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda was embarrassed. Damnably! Hence the purchases in London;
+hence the antiques; hence the Ancestor. That activity of hers which
+had intrigued poor John Maple was plain enough. He would have been
+less angry with his aunt had he known the causes of her perpetual
+extravagances.</p>
+
+<p>If you desire to know the amount of Aunt Hilda’s embarrassment, I can
+tell it you simply enough. It was, at the moment when she was <span class="pagenum" id="Page_86">86</span>adding
+her last efforts to Rackham, £17,000—and a little more. She had the
+cunning common to those who lose money—and make it. She picked up ideas
+on sharp dealing by listening to conversation around her. She had
+learnt the tricks of the share-shufflers. Therefore she had continued
+recklessly. Money was never made to-day by work or saving. The bigger
+the overdrafts the better, and loans raised in Jermyn Street were
+quicker and handier than mortgages. She would make Rackham Catchings
+glorious in the eyes of possible purchasers—Jew,
+<ins class="edit" id="tn-86" title="original text: 'Rastaqouère'">Rastaquouère</ins>, new War
+Lord, Yankee millionaire—anybody. Then she could sell it, untrammelled,
+for three times its worth and five times what she had spent on it. The
+money-lenders would get back their loans and interest. There would
+still be a large balance over, and with that balance she could buy
+herself a sufficient annuity to live the life she desired. But she must
+act quickly. Interest mounted up and heavy pressure had begun.</p>
+
+<p>It is unfortunately true that men pursuing various trades will conceal
+their activities under various names. The Esthonian gentleman, Mr.
+Curzon, who had sold Aunt Hilda her Ancestor and so much more, had
+already (as plain Charles Blunt of Bristol) advanced her money on note
+of hand, and as Mr. de Vere of Jermyn Street advanced her more money
+to satisfy the clamourings of plain Charles Blunt. Now Mr. de Vere of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_87">87</span>Jermyn Street was beginning to press. But she would sell Rackham and
+all would be well.</p>
+
+<p>Such is the heart of woman that she told herself all this was quite
+fair to John. He would be her heir—the fact that she would have nothing
+to leave him did not alter that. She had made him an honourable offer
+to send him to Oxford, and he had refused. She was perpetually asking
+him down to Rackham, and wasn’t that kind of her? Indeed, he did not
+come half enough. Well, perhaps John was too proud. She respected him
+for that. It was the Maple blood—Aunt Hilda by this time had come to
+believe that she herself was a Maple.</p>
+
+<p>So there it was. Aunt Hilda with the hot breath of the pursuer on her
+neck; John hating these insane renovations and gewgaws; the purchasers
+advancing with open mouths and simple smiles.</p>
+
+<p>For purchasers Aunt Hilda had—or believed she had. And in these her
+faith held fast.</p>
+
+<p>I have told how dear a friend she had become of Amathea Lady Mere
+de Beaurivage, and of her husband, late Sir George Huggins; and now
+there was something even warmer in her heart (and certainly something
+warmer in his) for that first-rate man of business, Lord Hellup. To
+neither, she believed, would Rackham be indifferent now that it had the
+Catchings. And as competition is the soul of commerce, she hoped for
+sixty—she made certain of fifty—thousand pounds, from the one or from
+the other. Even fifty thousand, for <span class="pagenum" id="Page_88">88</span>what was, at the most, a twenty
+thousand pound proposition, was Good Business.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>Meanwhile John Maple was pegging away, irregularly but lucratively,
+with the performing dogs for a livelihood, and with an increasing
+circle of rich friends for a life.</p>
+
+<p>He had three names. He was John Maple in that world of the people who
+do nothing and have pale love affairs and go their weary round of
+the Riviera and the Country Houses and all know each other by their
+Christian names. He was Don Herado de Madero on the Halls. He was
+Henry Pelton—a name like any other—for his Bohemian world, including
+Spegel. One might have thought that it would be worth Spegel’s while
+to track him down and find what he did in the big gaps which he left
+in his engagements; and so it would have been worth Spegel’s while.
+Later on there might have been blackmail, and blackmail is a staple
+of the Spegels. Yet Spegel did not take the trouble, simply because
+he accepted too facile an explanation of John Maple’s absences and
+disappearances.</p>
+
+<p>His judgment was that the Pelton whom he knew, the Herado de Madero of
+the Dogs, suffered from quite incurable drinking bouts. His experience
+of quite incurable drinking bouts—it was extensive, for it covered
+about half the people <span class="pagenum" id="Page_89">89</span>he had exploited in his wicked little life—was
+that they must be left alone. So when Don Herado (or Pelton) told
+him that the dogs would not appear next week; that he must cut out
+next Friday; or that Saturday and Monday were washed, Spegel made all
+his arrangements accordingly. For Pelton was a great asset, however
+irregular. Old ladies who still vote Tory will tell me, no doubt, that
+John Maple was thus necessary on the Halls at his own terms because
+“blood tells”—the blood of the original cattle-dealer and smith. Their
+twin brethren who make money as Labour leaders in the House of Commons
+will say, on the platform at least, that John Maple was privileged and
+favoured because he had gentle blood—the blood, again, of the smith and
+cattle-dealer. But I say that he could do what he liked, cut out days,
+shift engagements and live in two worlds because he had talent, and
+because on the top of that he was determined to have his own way. Also
+because Spegel only cared for money, and because people who only care
+for money will give any amount of rope to those whose genius they can
+tap.</p>
+
+<p>Here, then, was John Maple these few years after the war, making good
+in his curious way; earning much more than he spent, leading two lives,
+proud, and possessing already a solid balance at the bank, firmly
+affianced in soul to a great heiress who had as firmly affianced him,
+and <span class="pagenum" id="Page_90">90</span>neither of the children really appreciating where money came into
+such affairs.</p>
+
+<p>In John Maple’s mind, more prominent even than Bo, stood dominating and
+overwhelming a figure—the figure of Twenty Thousand Pounds—the Lump
+that would redeem Rackham. In the mind of Bo there stood John Maple.
+Anyone might have told these two children that all was at sixes and
+sevens with their lives. On which account, the wise, might foretell
+that these two lovers would win, and that the enormous incongruities of
+their lives would be triumphantly reconciled.</p>
+</section>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch05">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_91">91</span>
+<h2 id="ch05">CHAPTER V</h2>
+
+<p>At this very unfinished phase in John Maple’s affairs, with none of the
+slats joined and no apparent possibility of making things fit in, but
+with a very successful prospect in the only thing that matters to a boy
+of his age, and a double talent and the chance of using it, there came
+yet another of those invitations to Aunt Hilda’s. He had been there
+quite often enough at week-ends during the last year, and it had been
+impossible to hide from her that he was earning his living in some
+obscure fashion upon the minor stage. Though no one else in her world
+knew it. She had shuddered, and refused to hear any details. He would
+get over this craze of independence, and anyhow, he was her nephew, and
+he knew everybody and he could behave himself.</p>
+
+<p>She told him to come down on the Friday if he could. He let Spegel
+know his wish, for Spegel needed him more than he needed Spegel. So
+he made it the Friday. But first he appointed to meet Bo and talk it
+over, because he had been told that Lord Hellup was going to Rackham
+Catchings.</p>
+
+<p>They met in her club, where they might talk in peace.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_92">92</span></p>
+
+<p>“Bo, you’re going down with your father to Rackham again, and this time
+I’m to be there.”</p>
+
+<p>“Sure,” said Bo, stroking Lovey-Lad’s head with an intense affection
+and gazing into his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>“Did they tell you?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yup,” said the beautiful girl.</p>
+
+<p>“Why didn’t you tell me?”</p>
+
+<p>“Didn’t see you; didn’t want to; didn’t have to,” was the sufficient
+reply.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m not complaining; only you see, I should have been startled if I
+had got to Rackham and found you there and not known.”</p>
+
+<p>“I was looking for that startle,” said Bo.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said John, rather masterfully, “but you’ve got to think of me.
+She doesn’t know that I know you or your father.”</p>
+
+<p>“She will,” said Bo simply. “He tells her everything.”</p>
+
+<p>“I go the day before you,” said John.</p>
+
+<p>She nodded. He pulled his aunt’s letter out of his pocket.</p>
+
+<p>“Look here, Bo, who’s this other person—this Amathea she speaks of?
+D’you know her?”</p>
+
+<p>“Nix,” said the young lady simply.</p>
+
+<p>“Same here,” answered her lover.</p>
+
+<p>“We pass,” Bo concluded, and sighed.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, she’s to be there, and her husband—God knows who. And there’s
+Lord Hambourne—I think that’s all. I know all about <em>him</em>. He was
+the psychology expert during the war. He’s a don at Oxford.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_93">93</span></p>
+
+<p>Bo put both her elbows on the table, in the corner where they sat
+apart, framed her large face in her hands, and gazed largely on her
+lover. Then recollection came into her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>“Amathea?” she said. “That’s old Mother Bruvvish.”</p>
+
+<p>“What?” answered John. “Do you mean to tell me that Aunt Hilda has
+fallen to that?”</p>
+
+<p>Bo nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s her,” she said. “I remember now. She’s the only Amathea in
+London. She’s gotten a sausage neck.”</p>
+
+<p>“What on earth makes it worth their while to go to Rackham for?” said
+he.</p>
+
+<p>“They’re hunting,” said she.</p>
+
+<p>“Who’s hunting?”</p>
+
+<p>“Mother Bruvvish and Pop are: both hunting.”</p>
+
+<p>“Hunting what?” asked John, a little startled. “Not Aunt Hilda?”</p>
+
+<p>Bo’s mouth became more quizzical.</p>
+
+<p>“One of them is,” she said, “but they’re both hunting. Leastways, one’s
+fishing.”</p>
+
+<p>“Fishing for what?” said John Maple again, a little tired.</p>
+
+<p>“Fishing for Rackham, that’s Amathea,” said Bo, dropping her voice and
+leaning backwards.</p>
+
+<p>“Good God!” said John.</p>
+
+<p>“You’re right,” said Bo. “Appeal to Him. Call on Him. He might hear.”</p>
+
+<p>John’s face was crossed by a look of pain, and Bo responded at once.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_94">94</span></p>
+
+<p>“It’s up to you, Dog-Man,” she said.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s up to me?” asked the Dog-Man.</p>
+
+<p>“The bluff,” said Bo, nodding. “It’s not a mammoth bluff, neither.”</p>
+
+<p>“What bluff?” said John.</p>
+
+<p>Bo grew impatient.</p>
+
+<p>“Why, you cough in with your third offer,” she said. “You know you’re
+famished for the place.”</p>
+
+<p>“Bo,” said John, too seriously, and almost tragically, “I had meant to
+save every penny, to work myself old, and then to go to Aunt Hilda with
+the money. When you tell me that your father and Old Huggins are after
+it....”</p>
+
+<p>Bo held up her finger.</p>
+
+<p>“Get it right, boy,” she said. “Pop’s not crazy for the house, but
+he’ll be guided. D’you get me?”</p>
+
+<p>“No,” said John Maple bluntly, “I don’t.”</p>
+
+<p>Bo sighed at the obtuseness of men: but it was a safeguard (she
+thought) all the same, so she went on patiently and contentedly:</p>
+
+<p>“The Proud Dame of Rackham can obtain of the Baron, my father, what
+boon she craves, fond youth. He’d refuse her nothing, wouldn’t Pop.
+Wait till you see him with her. ’Sides which, he’s told me.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good God!” said John again, but more emphatically and with troubled
+wonder.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t pray too much the same,” commented the Damsel, “it takes the pep
+out.” And she looked at him benignly and in quiet triumph.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_95">95</span></p>
+
+<p>John’s head whirled. Things were coming altogether too quickly. And how
+could Bo already know such things when he, the son of the house, had
+noticed nothing? It offended his pride.</p>
+
+<p>But if John were wise he would rejoice to learn so early in life what
+most men learn too late: that women know the secret workings of the
+mind; that men do not; that women are the informants of men, and that
+the wisest men are those who learn through women.</p>
+
+<p>“And what does Aunt Hilda say about it?” was John’s next question when
+he had recovered from his shock.</p>
+
+<p>“Not much yet,” said Bo. “Pop’s shy. He’s not said anything. But
+he will, and if he finds that buying the place at her price is a
+persuasive, why, he won’t look twice at her figure; I mean her demand,
+her estimate. Though I guess it’s hell-high.”</p>
+
+<p>A cataract of consequences was pouring before John Maple’s mind.
+Aunt Hilda as a mother-in-law was a formidable prospect. But then—a
+consoling recollection—Bo could stand up to six mothers-in-law of
+her weight.... But if Lord Hellup nourished such plans of belated
+re-mating, that would mean his living at Rackham.... No.... Perhaps
+Aunt Hilda would angle for the money first—and get it. Even so Lord
+Hellup was in the market, and how could he, John, compete with a man so
+wealthy and in <span class="pagenum" id="Page_96">96</span>such a mood? If the other millionaire was after it the
+thing was hopeless.</p>
+
+<p>“You’re sure the Huggins’ are after it, Bo?” he said at length.</p>
+
+<p>“<em>She</em> is. Lady Mere de Beaurivage is—Amathea is. She doesn’t hide
+it. She’s talked of it all around. That’s how Aunt Hilda knows.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, then,” said poor John, “it’s all up. The price will go to
+anything if they’re both after it, and I’m down and out,” and he leant
+back in despair.</p>
+
+<p>Bo smiled at him serenely.</p>
+
+<p>“You’ve got to be after it too,” she said. “Name your price.”</p>
+
+<p>“Do you mean ...” John began incredulously, with a rising anger in him,
+“that you are offering me...?” He remembered—for the first time in
+weeks—the fortune her mother had left her.</p>
+
+<p>“Nope,” answered Bo imperturbably. “I’m not offering any damn thing.
+You’re offering, Jacko.”</p>
+
+<p>“But I’ve nothing,” said John.</p>
+
+<p>Bo sighed wearily.</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll tell the world,” she said, “that you’re Dumb Dora’s little
+brother. Books buy before they sell. But this dazzling boy sells before
+he buys. Leastways, Isabeau Hellup does. Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t understand,” said John.</p>
+
+<p>“So?” cooed Bo sympathetically. “Well, now, catch this: Buy with the
+money you’ve got, if <span class="pagenum" id="Page_97">97</span>you’ve got it, and you have to do without your
+money. But buy <em>without</em> money, and there’s no expense at all. All
+good. D’ye get me? What’s the Catchings worth?”</p>
+
+<p>“For heaven’s sake, Bo,” he exploded, “don’t call Rackham ‘the
+Catchings!’... I don’t know what Rackham’s worth now they’ve spoilt
+it, and I don’t care. I shall pay twenty thousand when I’ve got twenty
+thousand; that’s the very most conceivable that anyone can say I owe
+Aunt Hilda—or rather my Uncle William, her dead husband—and I’ve a
+right to Rackham for ever when I’ve paid that back. I’ll pay that, and
+not a penny more—when I’ve got it.... God knows when—but when I’ve got
+it....”</p>
+
+<p>“You’ve got it now, boy,” said Bo.</p>
+
+<p>“You mean...?” said John, frowning, suspicious again that she was
+hinting at helping him.</p>
+
+<p>“Naw, I don’t. I don’t mean me and I don’t mean Pop. I mean that any
+man that got Rackham Catchings—beg pardon, Rackham—for £20,000, has
+got all that and perhaps £10,000 more, perhaps another twenty more
+thousand. Got it in his lill’ wallet.” And then did Bo with hereditary
+talent explain to this child of an English squire how purchase is made
+without money, and how in the modern world we buy not with what we
+have but with the folly or the error or the precipitation of others.
+If he got his aunt to accept £20,000 for the house in Sussex, and if
+the option was firm, and in writing, not even the caution <span class="pagenum" id="Page_98">98</span>of the most
+cautious lawyer would boggle at finding the £20,000 for him on such
+security.</p>
+
+<p>“But she won’t fall for it,” went on Bo, shaking her head. “We’re
+all fools, and Aunt Hilda’s a large one; but not that out-size. No,
+<em>boy</em>! That kind’s got to be made to contract.”</p>
+
+<p>John saw daylight.</p>
+
+<p>“I shall offer Aunt Hilda £20,000,” he said firmly, “and somehow or
+other I’ll see that she gets it—and not a penny more. And I’ll see that
+I get Rackham when that’s done.”</p>
+
+<p>“Bold Babe,” said Bo gently. “Don’t I wish I could bite off a bit of
+the under-write!”</p>
+
+<p>But John knew nothing of such jargon.</p>
+
+<p>Then did that businesslike young person get up without a word, go
+across to the writing-table and come back with a wad of large blank
+paper, an ink-pot and a pen.</p>
+
+<p>“It isn’t headed,” she said—she thought of everything. Then she began
+to write and murmured the words for his enlightenment.</p>
+
+<p class="right p2">“<span class="smcap">The Hotel Splendide.</span></p>
+
+<p>“That’s where you’re writing from, Jacko. You’re getting on.</p>
+
+<p class="noindent">‘<span class="smcap">Dear Aunt Hilda</span>,</p>
+
+<p>‘We have often spoken of this matter and I am afraid it wounds
+you....’ (It does wound her, doesn’t it, Jacko? Poor old thing
+then!) ‘I’m afraid it wounds you. But you know my own feeling
+and I cannot be silent further upon the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_99">99</span>matter. That is why I
+write this. I want to get it down in black-and-white. You know,
+when I first offered you £20,000 for Rackham you only laughed
+at me.’ She did, didn’t she, Dog-Man?”</p>
+
+<p>“I should rather have called it Scorn than laughter,” said the
+Master of six Hounds. “Hot, withering scorn. She said I hadn’t
+got twenty-thousand pence.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s a lie, anyway,” answered Bo. “Why, the ring you gave
+me was worth more’n that.” She made a rapid calculation of the
+pounds in twenty thousand pence on the blotter and then shook
+her head. “No, not a quarter. Anyway, you’re worth more than
+twenty thousand pence, Jacko?”</p>
+
+<p>He nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“But no £20,000 yet awhile. No matter. On with the dance. Let
+joy be unconfined,” and she continued writing.</p>
+
+<p>“‘I now make you a firm offer of £20,000 for Rackham. Ten
+per cent. on acceptance, the balance on completion; or
+alternatively an immediate three months’ bill for same on
+signing enclosed.</p>
+
+<p class="right">“‘<ins class="edit" id="tn-99" title="original text: 'Your affectionate'">Your affectionate</ins> nephew.’”</p>
+
+<p class="p2">She looked up triumphantly.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s what’s called the Covering Letter, Jacko.”</p>
+
+<p>John Maple gazed at her in awe.</p>
+
+<p>“At your age!” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s all straight, Jacko. I got it out of a book—oh,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_100">100</span> I forgot—” and
+she wrote the word “Enclosure” on the top left-hand corner of the
+document, “and it’s best,” she added, “to get a little star of red
+paper, gummed, with the word ‘Enclosure’ and stick it outside the
+envelope. They all do it.”</p>
+
+<p>John Maple’s awe increased.</p>
+
+<p>“Now for that enclosure, Jacko. Oh! It’s dead easy!”</p>
+
+<p>She wrote on another sheet, again murmuring her words:</p>
+
+<p class="noindent">“<span class="smcap">My Dear John</span>,</p>
+
+<p>“I have your letter. After full consideration of your offer of
+£20,000 for Rackham I have decided to accept it and hereby do
+so.</p>
+
+<p class="right">“Your affectionate Aunt.”</p>
+
+<p class="p2">“Then, Jacko, she shall sign on the dotted line.”</p>
+
+<p>“Bo,” said John Maple honestly, “I’m frightened of you.”</p>
+
+<p>“Which is as should be. Now, Jacko, you take these papers, and when you
+get out go straight down and get ’em in triplicate and mail the top
+copy to Aunt Hilda—with the enclosure. Keep the two others. She’ll get
+that letter and that enclosure before you reach there. She’ll get it
+first <ins class="edit" id="tn-100" title="original text: 'mail tomorrow'">mail to-morrow</ins>—and then you can take her first reactions. It’s
+always useful. We come in the next day; and then the plot thickens.
+Will you obey, Dog-Man?”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_101">101</span></p>
+
+<p>“Oh, yes,” said John Maple in a whirl, “I’ll do what I’m told, but why
+should Aunt Hilda accept?—with all that other money before her?”</p>
+
+<p>Isabeau Hellup leant back in her chair gazing away from the papers
+before her through the club window at the park with folded hands. Her
+face had changed and taken on religion.</p>
+
+<p>“I hope the Almighty won’t be hard on me,” she sighed. “Rackham’s yours
+morally, isn’t it, Jack?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” answered John Maple doggedly.</p>
+
+<p>“Then I guess I’m doing right—we’re doing right, I mean.... You
+remember when you told me you’d acted the ventriloquist? You remember
+how you made the chimney talk that night at the Bakehams’?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said John.</p>
+
+<p>Bo leant forward and spoke in a lower voice.</p>
+
+<p>“You remember Aunt Hilda wanting a ghost at Rackham, and how you told
+me and how angry you were? This winter? Just after you’d left her?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said John, “I can’t bear to think of it.”</p>
+
+<p>Bo lowered her voice almost to a whisper.</p>
+
+<p>“<em>We’ll haunt ’em!</em>” she said to him. “We’ll haunt ’em good and
+hard—and <em>then</em>, Jacko,” she leant back again with a conquering
+smile on her face, “<em>then</em> Rackham’s yours for the asking.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t understand,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“You will,” she nodded.</p>
+
+<p>She looked at the watch on her wrist, which <span class="pagenum" id="Page_102">102</span>was of a most
+extraordinary shape, six-sided and set round with an enormous number
+of very small diamonds; its dial also was far too small. She rose with
+abruptness and tugged Lovey-Lad to his feet. They went out together.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, Jacko,” she said by way of delicate leavetaking in the street,
+“we meet again in the Khyber Pass.” It was a phrase she had learned
+from a book. She did not know that it dated. And off she sailed.</p>
+
+<p>As for John Maple, he did just what he was told. He went to the
+Splendide. He begged a wad of their paper. He dictated both documents
+to the goddess of that roof who transcribes upon her typewriter the
+correspondence of guests. He signed the letter and posted it with its
+enclosure to Aunt Hilda. That was the Thursday. On the morrow afternoon
+he was due to go down to Sussex. But Aunt Hilda would already have had
+his letter before he came. She would get it by the first post.</p>
+
+<p>He would have time “to take her reactions” before the morrow should
+bring the three lords, the two millionaires and the light of his own
+eyes to what he was more than ever determined should be their home.</p>
+
+<p>Of Lord Hambourne John did know something, for one of his boyhood’s
+English friends whom he had made in Switzerland and who had gone to
+Oriel was always laughing at him. It seemed that they called him
+“Hambone”—not <span class="pagenum" id="Page_103">103</span>a very subtle jest, but sufficient for a victim of that
+calibre. It also seemed that they did not like him. They thought he
+was a cad. They thought he spied upon them. His stammer they forgave,
+for that went with his profession. But what they did not forgive
+were sundry paragraphs in the Yellow Press of London concerning the
+university, which came—as they had got to know in a round-about
+manner—from that distinguished professor. They were not fond of his
+charlatanism either. There is charlatanism and charlatanism; and a
+Professorship of Psychology was more than the ingenuous undergraduate
+soul could stomach. The youth of Oxford suspected that it was
+impossible to profess Psychology—it was enormously right. They did not
+know that even in that department of humbug Lord Hambourne had not read
+a tithe of what his continental colleagues would have read. But they
+had a vague feeling that there was something wrong. And there was: as
+there is with the history, the philosophy, and a good many other things
+connected with that ancient seat of learning.</p>
+
+<p>He puzzled a little over why Aunt Hilda should have asked so poor a
+man for that decisive week-end. But Bo could have told him. Aunt Hilda
+had two reasons. First, a lord was a lord, and lords more lordly are
+not easily lured to such houses as Rackham. Next, Lord Hambourne had
+lineage—of a sort—and the other lords would be impressed.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_104">104</span></p>
+
+<p>And who was Lord Mere de Beaurivage? John Maple, in the ignorance and
+folly of youth, had jumped—as youth in its ignorance and folly does
+jump—to absurd conclusions. He had got his distorted picture from the
+conversations of others almost as young as himself. How different
+it was from the truth my reader shall soon learn. John had a vulgar
+foolish caricature in his mind of innumerable new peers shamelessly
+forcing themselves into their rank by bribery during the end of
+the war. There are none such. It is an illusion. John saw, in that
+imaginary host of vulgarians one vulgarian in no way distinguished from
+the rest called “Old Bruvvish.” He was wildly wrong. George, First
+Baron Mere de Beaurivage (pronounced “Bruvvish”) was unique.</p>
+
+<p>John had heard just enough gossip to have told you that remarkable
+man’s family name before his elevation to the peerage, or barony—if you
+will. It was, as we have heard, Huggins. No doubt John Maple, proud of
+his three or four generations of declining squire’s wealth (himself,
+remember, sprung from the cattle-dealer) would have sneered at the
+origins of George Adolphus Huggins, First Baron Mere de Beaurivage—and
+that, I think, is a very good example of how little men know themselves
+and their antecedents. For George Adolphus Huggins, as my reader will
+learn in a moment, well merited the great position which he had taken
+step by step with a few <span class="pagenum" id="Page_105">105</span>hundreds of others in the social leadership of
+Britain.</p>
+
+<p>From first feeling of Rackham as an ideal Lady de Beaurivage had come
+to dwell on it as it was in real bricks and timber. She heard rumours
+that Hilda might conceivably sell—but Hilda had seen that those rumours
+should be mixed with accounts of her passionate attachments to the
+place and her reluctance to leave it. And Hilda had heard rumours
+that Amathea was in the market. She had not laboured in vain—but time
+pressed.</p>
+
+<p>Anyhow, John was in for it. He was to go down to Rackham that week-end,
+and he was to meet with what I suppose I may call, for the purposes of
+my narrative, The Three Peers.</p>
+
+<p>(They were all Barons, by the way. Since the American invasion even
+English gentlemen have begun to distinguish between Barons, Earls,
+Viscounts and Marquesses. They always did distinguish Dukes: but to
+return to my black sheep.)</p>
+
+<p>The Three Peers ... Lord Hellup was, after all, Bo’s father, and what’s
+more, he had snap. John both admired and got on with him—in spite of
+too much quotation from Motley’s <cite>Dutch Republic</cite>, which that
+well-read man perpetually carried in his pocket in a cheap edition, now
+one volume, now another, feasting his mind upon the heroic conduct of
+commercial men in their resistance to mere soldiers.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hambourne he knew all about at secondhand. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_106">106</span>Lord Mere de
+Beaurivage, as I have said, he misjudged. But after all, the boy was
+less to blame than those who had taught him this disrespectful way of
+regarding so great a man.</p>
+
+<p>Well, he would play up to them all.</p>
+
+<p>But it is time that I dissipated in my reader’s mind John’s
+misapprehension of Lord Mere de Beaurivage, and, if she will excuse me,
+I will now proceed to give her a true estimate of that considerable
+English peer.</p>
+</section>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch06">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_107">107</span>
+<h2 id="ch06">CHAPTER VI</h2>
+
+<p>George Adolphus Huggins was born in a small street off the Old Kent
+Road early in the 60’s of the last century. His first introduction
+to commercial life was made at the age of twelve as assistant to his
+father Jack, or, as one tradition has it, Jim Huggins, who sold fruit
+and vegetables from a barrow in that neighbourhood.</p>
+
+<p>Upon the early demise of both his parents young Mr. Huggins took over
+the business, which remained undeveloped to close upon his fortieth
+year. Long before that he had married Matilda, or, as she was later
+called, Amathea, the daughter of another gentleman and lady in the same
+branch of commerce: a strong, full-bodied, upstanding young woman of
+whom he was very proud, and whose advice in all matters not connected
+with barter and exchange he was ready to follow. They were contented
+enough with their lot, suffered no more than the average number of
+conflicts with their neighbours, and but rarely allowed these to
+develop into physical violence.</p>
+
+<p>So late, therefore, as the beginning of King Edward’s reign there was
+nothing to distinguish the genius of George Adolphus Huggins. He seemed
+to be but one costermonger among so <span class="pagenum" id="Page_108">108</span>many in the great business life
+of London. But shortly after the end of the Boer War and King Edward’s
+Coronation appeared those manifestations of the exceptional power which
+is latent in every great man, and is bound to express itself at last,
+however tardily.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Huggins, having been chosen for unpaid secretary of a Goose Club
+which enjoyed a large membership, found himself in the decline of the
+year 1902 possessed of a very considerable capital in trust. Indeed,
+it was far more than all his own stock-in-trade was worth, and it is
+a great tribute to his sterling qualities that he should have been
+entrusted thus by his neighbours with so responsible a task.</p>
+
+<p>Rightly judging that it was imprudent to keep so much money loose, he
+took the advice of a friend somewhat superior in social position, a
+pawnbroker from Kipling Street (late Nelson Street), and through his
+introduction deposited the money in a bank until that expenditure or
+division among the members of the club—known in the Old Kent Road as
+“shareout”—should fall due at Christmas.</p>
+
+<p>At this point took place an episode on which I have found it very
+difficult to get exact information, for there are contradictory
+versions.</p>
+
+<p>There is no doubt that the account at the bank had been opened in the
+joint names of Mr. Huggins himself and his friend, Mr. Lawson, the
+pawnbroker of the neighbourhood. Mr. Lawson <span class="pagenum" id="Page_109">109</span>for many years complained
+in his own circle that he had been defrauded, nor did the complaints
+cease until some arrangement was made by the lawyers of Sir George
+Huggins (as he had then become) long after the date of the transaction
+I am about to describe. We have Mr. Lawson’s own vigorous and repeated
+statement that it was by his advice the speculation was made, as how
+could that poor fellow Huggins have known anything about it? While he,
+Lawson, had had the tip straight from his cousin, who was clerk in a
+broker’s office and had obtained early inside information upon the
+approaching amalgamation of Paley’s Brewery with Gatton’s.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Mere de Beaurivage never spoke of the incident, to my knowledge,
+save, of course, in privacy to his solicitors; so I have no opportunity
+for testing Mr. Lawson’s version of the affair; but his friends assure
+me <em>he</em> originated the investment, acting upon the very honourable
+motive of adding to the sum he held in trust, and not letting the money
+of his neighbours lie idle.</p>
+
+<p>At any rate, the order to purchase Paley’s Ordinary must have been
+given out in both names. What probably happened was that, in the
+absence of Mr. Lawson, Mr. Huggins’ order to sell was taken by the
+bank; at any rate, the very considerable profit was, I am again assured
+by Lord Mere de Beaurivage’s friends, equitably divided; and probably
+Mr. Lawson’s grievance lay in the fact <span class="pagenum" id="Page_110">110</span>that further transactions, in
+which he had no share, were undertaken in Mr. Huggins’ own name.</p>
+
+<p>These further transactions were of a very simple sort. Indeed,
+high financial talent is often best seen in the simplicity of its
+operations. Mr. Huggins began by repaying in full to the account the
+original money due to the members of the Goose Club, which sum was
+therefore duly divided and accounted for at the Sacred Season of Peace
+and Goodwill to everybody’s satisfaction.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile the remaining profit of £150 Mr. Huggins drew out in cash,
+closing his account with the bank, which had indeed always troubled him
+a little, as being something mysterious, and at the same time putting
+himself a little too much into the power of the other man.</p>
+
+<p>The surplus cash thus available he put upon a winner called Winsome
+Winnie. Not that he had received any information about the powers of
+the animal, but because that very phrase had been attached as a pet
+name to his only child, a little daughter who had died some years
+before. That the odds were 50 to 1 did not alarm this daring spirit.
+He divided the proceeds; keeping two-thirds of them, and losing the
+remaining third upon yet another horse, the name of which I have not
+been able to trace. Disgusted with the turf by this reverse of fortune,
+Mr. Huggins, after some hesitation, simply kept the sum of money now at
+his disposal. It was just under five thousand pounds, and he kept it in
+the large banknotes <span class="pagenum" id="Page_111">111</span>of the bookie, under the lid of a rather battered
+little japanned box, carefully locked, though inspected with his own
+eyes from three to five times every day.</p>
+
+<p>It was impossible that some rumour of his good fortune should not
+have spread. He was privately visited by more than one neighbour with
+pressing requests for a loan, even at considerable interest; and as he
+had every opportunity for judging the prospects of the barrows in his
+row, he could, and did, lend with judgment. The loans were at short
+term, usually of a week, at the most of a fortnight, and calculated
+at a penny in the shilling for each seven days; or, as a special
+accommodation for larger customers, a shilling in the pound.</p>
+
+<p>He extended his operations. He became the Providence of Barrow-men in
+South-East London, and soon extended his activities to shopkeepers.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Huggins had the supreme gift of discretion. Each operator was left
+under the impression that the loan had been made to him as a special
+favour, though it was certainly remarked that the lender’s circle of
+acquaintance was rapidly extending, and that he had many callers at
+his house after business hours, especially of a Saturday. He was wise
+enough to make no display, as his wealth increased, and it was greatly
+to the credit of his wife Matilda (or Amathea, as she was soon to be)
+that she added little to her <em>parure</em>, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_112">112</span>though she could not
+resist one particularly fine ostrich feather which she had seen in the
+shop of a neighbour, Mrs. Carey, who took in, mended, cleaned, turned,
+and otherwise served, the ladies of her neighbourhood. The transaction
+was the more tempting, as Mrs. Huggins had kindly helped Mrs. Carey
+upon more than one occasion and could, therefore, demand a special
+price.</p>
+
+<p>The profession of private banking upon which George Huggins was
+now fairly launched is a lucrative one so long as it is confined
+to a certain scale. After that, it not only needs a particular
+<i lang="fr">clientéle</i>, with offices in the West End and a considerable
+organisation, but involves grave risks and a special knowledge of the
+wealthy world—especially its younger members. It further requires
+a public licence, and is hardly ever conducted without occasional
+appearances in court. The financier was wise, therefore, to abandon
+those direct methods. He spent a few weeks in settling his affairs,
+concluding every transaction with great tenacity and vigour, still
+maintaining his own barrow as though nothing were to happen.</p>
+
+<p>Feigning illness (a legitimate ruse), he put in a caretaker, and
+finally sold the humble barrow-stall which had been the foundation of
+his fortune and the good-will of a still sufficient trade in vegetables
+and fruit. Shortly afterwards his wife and he took a small villa in
+the northern suburbs, where he would be free from interruption by any
+former friends. There, dressed in the style required <span class="pagenum" id="Page_113">113</span>by the new state
+of life to which it had pleased God to call them, George and Matilda
+Huggins acquired a solid circle of new acquaintances, including the
+Reverend Percy Hay, the local clergyman. For they were now members of
+the Established Church and regular in their attendance.</p>
+
+<p>George Huggins took the train for the City every week-day morning,
+returning rather earlier in the evening than most of his colleagues. He
+had at first no office. Later, after many discreet inquiries, he joined
+his name to that of a Mr. Jeffreys, General Agent, on a second floor in
+Austin Friars: an address which was useful for the receipt and despatch
+of correspondence, for telephone orders, and for following the markets
+upon the spot.</p>
+
+<p>It is no derogation of a man who so splendidly made good later on
+to admit that during the first two years the total of his capital
+slightly diminished. He was disappointed in the Paolo Mine venture,
+and deservedly annoyed when the friend who had told him they would
+rise came out with a new Rolls Royce, himself having sold the stock
+in question. He was also quite wrong upon the fate of the Electricity
+Bill, having as yet no acquaintance among politicians. Shortly after,
+however, he successfully <ins class="edit" id="tn-113" title="original text: 'stagged'">staged</ins> the Roumanian Loan. It was a matter of
+only a few thousands, but they were enough to put him well forward of
+what he had been when he first took to the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_114">114</span>City. And then came the
+great stroke of his life, of which he is deservedly proud. As it may
+not be common knowledge, I will describe it.</p>
+
+<p>It was the eve of the Great War. Mr. Jeffreys was out at lunch. The
+private telephone was rung up, and a Voice asked that, without delay,
+a very large bull account should be opened on margin in the stocks
+of three named armament firms, a bear ditto in two named foreign
+government loans and a solid investment in a controlling company
+which had hitherto been under a German directorship. The Voice went
+on to explain without reserve, and as to a full confidant, the nature
+of his information, introducing two important political names, and
+before ceasing confirmed the usual proportion of the proceeds to its
+correspondent. Only after all this had been said (and it took a good
+two minutes to say it, for the Voice was very eager and even excited),
+did the Voice, intrigued by Mr. Huggins’ silence, ask anxiously whether
+it had the right number? Mr. Huggins saw no cause to inform It that It
+had not. He replaced the receiver on its hook without a word.</p>
+
+<p>There has grown up a silly modern habit of decrying the genius of our
+great commercial men, especially when their fortunes have been rapidly
+acquired. Their success is set down to chance, and is besmirched with
+imputations of dishonesty.</p>
+
+<p>I say this modern habit is a vile one, born not only of envy but of
+ignorance. For had the calumniators any real knowledge of the men they
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_115">115</span>run down they would be unable to deny them the same sort of genius as
+distinguishes the great Captains of History.</p>
+
+<p>What George Huggins did on this memorable occasion is an example.</p>
+
+<p>During the few moments when he was holding the receiver to his ear with
+his left hand George Huggins was rapidly noting down the name of the
+stocks, the prices, the margins, the dates, with a pencil in his right.</p>
+
+<p>He immediately left the office. Within a week, all Europe being then
+at war, that dreadful calamity had within the mysterious designs of
+Providence launched the very moderate fortune of George Huggins into
+its advance towards becoming one of the largest of our time.</p>
+
+<p>For once the great man was bewildered. The first huge sum had come so
+simply, so rapidly and so naturally, and in such overwhelming figures,
+that he hardly felt himself to be himself. And not a few wild projects
+cantered through his brain when, after the settlement, he was racing
+northward to Palmers Green in a first-class carriage—which projects,
+had he indulged in them, might, I admit, have led to disaster. It was
+the strong sense of his wife which saved him, and he was ever grateful
+to her. He found her eating tripe and onions, a favourite dish of hers
+when she could prepare it after her own fashion (for she had given the
+servant a night out), and drinking from <span class="pagenum" id="Page_116">116</span>a tankard a very excellent
+brand of stout laced with gin.</p>
+
+<p>He shared the meal, and when it was over and she had heard the full
+news, she made him his plan of campaign.</p>
+
+<p>And see how wise she was! The whole thing was simply to be put into
+secure Government Stock. She trusted England. Indeed, she was confident
+that the war would be over in a few weeks, and of course in our favour.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile until things had settled down, and when he had come to know
+(as he soon would with such a fortune) those who pull the strings of
+our affairs, he might cautiously distribute his investment, and if he
+so willed, increase his now great possessions. But the principal thing
+was safety. They were made, he and she. That was the point. But both
+remembered in silence that there was no heir.</p>
+
+<p>The rest came easily enough. George Huggins was talked of. The
+simplicity of his manner and the kindness of his heart were remarked.
+No foolish hesitation was shown by families whose wealth happened to
+be of older growth in inviting him and his wife to their tables. His
+spontaneous generosity in the matter of the Belle Vue Hospital gave
+him, not a mere knighthood, as the Secretary had suggested, but a
+baronetcy. It was as Sir George and Lady Huggins that they entertained
+and did what lay in them for their country during the great life and
+death struggle of those four <span class="pagenum" id="Page_117">117</span>years. Before the end of them, Sir George
+had occupied during a few fateful weeks one of the more important
+ministries, succeeding to a large wholesale grocer, and succeeded in
+turn by one of our shrewdest speculators in rising seaside resorts.
+He left office through no other cause than the strain which its cares
+put upon a man of his years, and, of course, accepted a peerage upon
+retiring from the more active duties of public life.</p>
+
+<p>He was indifferent as to what his title should be. But having recently
+constructed (in spite of the building difficulties during the war) a
+charming little Jacobean thing at Mere Bruvvish, in Berkshire, the
+heralds pointed out to him that the spelling of the name in some early
+documents would seem to indicate an original French form, Beaurivage.</p>
+
+<p>George, First Baron Mere de Beaurivage, therefore became the style
+and title of this very eminent, and (I think I may say) very typical
+British man of business.</p>
+
+<p>It was remarked that his simplicity remained conspicuous in spite of
+his elevation. Thus he insisted on the plain pronunciation Mere de
+Bruvvish—or even Bruvvish alone—attaching to his new title, as it had
+to the village where he retired for the week-ends; and it was with
+difficulty that he could be persuaded to sign his name with a little
+“d” for the “de,” or to separate that particle from the main term of
+Beaurivage. He made no efforts to speak an English other than that to
+which he <span class="pagenum" id="Page_118">118</span>had been trained in childhood, and no one acquainted with
+the pride of our gentry will doubt me when I say that it was ready to
+receive him in his plain and rugged honesty as it would have been had
+he spoken in the most exquisite accents of the stage.</p>
+
+<p>In the now wide circle of their society the Mere de Beaurivages had
+been glad to discover a really intimate friend in Hilda Maple. There
+was a warm and affectionate sincerity in her relation towards Lady Mere
+de Beaurivage which Matilda—Amathea as she now was—sometimes missed in
+her grander acquaintances. She felt the atmosphere of Rackham Catchings
+to be homely. She admired the close admixture of every modern comfort
+with every ancient tradition in these honourable walls—the Ancestor
+had got there a little before her—and she often said to herself and to
+her husband that when they should build themselves a proper place they
+would keep that model in mind.</p>
+
+<p>Moreover, she had an odd attachment to Sussex; perhaps because she had
+once been taken to the Downs behind Brighton for a Board School treat
+in her early youth, perhaps because an uncle of hers had been ostler in
+the then large stables of the Monarch at Byfield.</p>
+
+<p>One way and another, Rackham Catchings was half a home in her mind
+already. She was glad to feel that Hilda and she were like sisters. Yet
+John Maple had never as yet met her during any <span class="pagenum" id="Page_119">119</span>one of the four or five
+times on which she had passed a week-end in the place; and in the rich
+houses of London he had only seen the couple once (and even then it was
+from some way off) in a crush at Bakeham House. The poor old gentleman
+had seemed terribly hot and out of breath after squeezing up those
+stairs.</p>
+</section>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch07">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_120">120</span>
+<h2 id="ch07">CHAPTER VII</h2>
+
+<p>So John Maple came down to Aunt Hilda’s, for that week-end. Once more
+did he put his foot down firmly on Spegel, refusing to do a turn after
+the Thursday night, but promising by way of compensation to go into the
+Provinces on Tuesday.</p>
+
+<p>It was on the Friday as he had promised that he went down. He was
+offended, as he always was, by the motor-car and the French driver at
+the station; he wanted the old coachman (who was dead), and the old
+horse (who was worse than dead). He was offended, as he always was, by
+the new sham timber front of Rackham Catchings as he came up the drive.
+He was in a nasty mood.</p>
+
+<p>But as for that determination in his heart, on the twenty thousand
+pounds, it had turned into cold iron. It was the hardest thing in him.
+But it was no longer in the air. Isabeau had done the trick. Upon
+my soul, as the too quick, too expensive car shot vulgarly through
+those dignified old trees up the new sweep of new drive to the new
+unfortunate great door in the devastated front of what had once been
+his home, he felt as though the twenty thousand pounds were there in a
+purse, to be thrown at his aunt when he should meet her.</p>
+
+<p>But when he got in he did not meet her. The <span class="pagenum" id="Page_121">121</span>atheist Gaul who had
+driven him smiled cheerfully enough, though in a fashion a little too
+manly for his servile position, and handed him his bag from the front
+of the car almost as though they were equals—a thing intolerable. It
+was at once a worry and a relief to hear that his aunt was out and
+would not be back for an hour or two. It was more like home, however,
+to be met by Corton and to talk to that old friend. Then he spent the
+time remaining wandering through the rooms, noting for the twentieth
+time what had been left the same as in his own days of childhood, and
+what had been changed.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_122">
+ <img class="illowp50" src="images/i_122.jpg" alt="standing in his chauffer's uniform">
+ <figcaption>The atheist Gaul</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>Most had been changed, but not all. The schoolroom was just the same,
+except that they had put the boxes into it, as though it were derelict.
+What had once been the hall with its simple little eighteenth-century
+porch of wooden pillars and wooden Pediment had been degraded into a
+sort of back entrance, and where the old drive had gone on to it there
+was now moss and grass, though it was still hard with the old gravel.</p>
+
+<p>What had been the main stairs of the house—how he loved the old carved
+banisters!—were now the back way to the bedrooms and passages above;
+the main staircase was a wicked new oaken thing, chemically stained to
+look old, leading up from the new hall.</p>
+
+<p>That hall itself was a piece of stage scenery. He called up what had
+been torn down to make space for all that new big room. He smiled to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_122">122</span>remember that it was nothing but the big empty, spare, plastered
+cavern where all manner of household wreckage piled up; where also the
+beer casks used to be kept in his father’s time. He remembered how he
+had kept his bicycle there, and how proud he had been of it when he had
+been first allowed to ride it. He remembered having asked leave to keep
+his rabbits in there during the cold weather.</p>
+
+<p>So all that was gone. And in its place was this sham old oak with the
+huge great beam—Baltic, not English, and the ridiculous sham date
+upon it—and in the dining-room, where he had been allowed on grand
+occasions of childhood, in the old dining-room now panelled, damasked
+and changed out of recognition, the abominable Ancestor grinning, and
+the abominable “refectory” table, long, with carved legs, darkened, and
+of the sort called antique.</p>
+
+<p>He would change all that.</p>
+
+<p>He was as certain that he would change all that as he was that he had
+(virtually) the twenty thousand pounds; and of such is the kingdom of
+twenty-three years old.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda came in, not over-pleased with whatever she had been doing.
+She had been calling on the county people, and she always felt after
+doing that that she was not quite on their scale.</p>
+
+<p>But before going out to call upon people (and <span class="pagenum" id="Page_123">123</span>she was so kind that
+she had done it in her little car, leaving the big one for John and his
+luggage), she had read two letters which had put her out not a little.
+The first was John’s with its enclosure—and it made her hot with anger
+to think of it. The second was from the Esthonian. He would not wait.
+It was a shame, and it was silly. She had virtually sold the place. She
+was quite sure that either Lord Hellup or dear Amathea’s husband would
+buy. Why, it would probably be decided that very week-end. He could
+perfectly well wait. She was sure he was only fussing in order to make
+her renew. And <em>that</em> she was determined she would <em>not</em> do.</p>
+
+<p>But this criticism of the Esthonian was uncharitable, and also unwise
+in Aunt Hilda. The Esthonian was really suffering, for Esthonians who
+have Europeans in their debt are yet often in debt themselves to bigger
+Esthonians; and such was the condition of this Esthonian. And for all
+I know, even the larger Esthonian up above was in debt to yet another
+enormous Esthonian, until you got to the centre of the great spider’s
+web in New York, to which nowadays even Frankfort and London bow down.</p>
+
+<p>But anyhow, in this piffling matter of these few thousand pounds the
+Esthonian was fussing abominably, and his letter was peremptory. The
+date for payment fell in the very next week. He respectfully but very
+urgently required her answer. Had she received anything on account?
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_124">124</span>Had she anything to show him in writing which he could show to others
+(for the Esthonian was quite frank in this matter, as he sometimes was
+when he thought it profitable to be so). He said he really needed the
+money; and he really did—there was no reason why he should pretend not
+to; quite the contrary. But it is true that the Esthonian did not need
+the money so very much as he pretended.</p>
+
+<p>Alas! poor Aunt Hilda had no writing yet to show! You cannot show in
+writing the growing devotion of an American business man to a fine
+figure of an Englishwoman not so old as himself. Nor the growing
+appetite for a quiet country place in the wife of a Coalition Peer.</p>
+
+<p>She had not answered the letter. She had temporised. And that made her
+mood more irritable still.</p>
+
+<p>It was in such a state of human tempers—Aunt Hilda exasperated and
+John, as he believed, quiet and firm, but really more exasperated
+still—that the meeting between them took place. She poured out tea for
+him. He spoke vaguely of London and, knowing well that he was applying
+an irritant, he told her with what anxiety to be under her roof he had
+put off his engagement upon the Halls. She in her turn had exploded at
+him and told him that she wanted to hear nothing about that horrible
+side of life, and he had said:</p>
+
+<p>“Very well, very well. There’s nothing in it, to be sure.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_125">125</span></p>
+
+<p>She wanted to make the best of her party for her guests. She felt that
+her nephew was popular with those whom he knew, and could make himself
+popular with those whom he did not. She switched off on to who was
+coming.</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve told you who they are, John, there are only five, and only two
+women. I had to ask Lord Hambourne, because he was so kind to me over
+that unfortunate business of Oriel when <em>you</em> refused to go to
+Oxford. He was <em>most</em> considerate. He made every allowance for
+you. I’ve always been intending to have him down at the Catchings, and
+I’ve not had him here all that time.”</p>
+
+<p>John nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“If only you had gone to Oxford, John, you would have had the advantage
+of one of the greatest minds in the world. Lord Hambourne....”</p>
+
+<p>John interrupted.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, I know,” he said. “They call him Hambone.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s silly and vulgar,” said Aunt Hilda.</p>
+
+<p>“It is,” said John. “So is he.”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s nothing of the sort. I met him often when I ran up there before
+you came back to England when I was making the arrangements. He’s one
+of the nicest men I have ever met. You only run him down because he’s
+poor.”</p>
+
+<p>“That may have something to do with it,” said John deliberately.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda was on the point of violence, when <span class="pagenum" id="Page_126">126</span>she controlled herself
+and turned it off to the other two.</p>
+
+<p>“Then there’s Lord Hellup, and his daughter Isabeau.” Aunt Hilda looked
+at her nephew for a moment, but he gave no response. “Have you met
+them?” she said.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” he answered rather surlily. “I’ve met them at the Pattles’.”</p>
+
+<p>“There are no Pattles,” said Aunt Hilda majestically. “If you mean Lady
+Pattle....”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, I mean old Mother Pattle,” said John, and Aunt Hilda sighed.</p>
+
+<p>“Then there’s a man, John, I really want you to meet, and to be careful
+about, if only for my sake.”</p>
+
+<p>John said that for her sake he would do anything.</p>
+
+<p>“Very young men like you, John, may do things that not only ruin their
+own careers, but really hurt other people. I have asked Amathea—Amathea
+de Beaurivage that is—and her husband.”</p>
+
+<p>John looked at her innocently.</p>
+
+<p>“Why not? Who are they?”</p>
+
+<p>“You know perfectly well, John,” she said. “The man that was Sir George
+Huggins, who did all that splendid work during the war.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, Lord Mere de Boreevarge?” said John, charmingly and spontaneously.
+“Yes, I’ve read about him. A great financial brain. I read that only
+to-day, as I was coming down, in the paper—which <span class="pagenum" id="Page_127">127</span>paper, upon my soul,
+I forget. Or was it in <cite>The Howl</cite>?—which belongs to Cad Toronto.”</p>
+
+<p>“For God’s sake, John,” said Aunt Hilda, exasperated, “behave yourself,
+at any rate when you meet him! And why do you call him De Bo-ree-varge?”</p>
+
+<p>“Because it’s spelt that way. And I’ve always read it like that.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I don’t know if you’re telling the truth. But please to
+understand that it’s Bruvvish.”</p>
+
+<p>“I will,” said John solemnly. “I’ll call him Mere Bruvvish, and her,
+Lady Mere Bruvvish. Bruvvish all the time.”</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda got up from her chair and stood in front of the fire looking
+at her nephew. She had something to say. It might be the wrong time
+to say it, when they were half-quarrelling; but she wanted to get it
+over, and perhaps a certain softness of manner would come better after
+a passage like this than later on, when the trouble might begin again.</p>
+
+<p>“John,” she said, “I want to put it to you quite frankly. I think it
+would be wrong to hide it from you, though I have a perfect right to do
+what I am doing. I want to tell you everything, so that nothing shall
+go wrong, because these next few days are so important to me; and to
+you too, my dear. And to Rackham Catchings.”</p>
+
+<p>“Never mind me, Aunt Hilda,” said John quietly. “And for the matter of
+that, don’t take too much trouble about the Catchings.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_128">128</span></p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda controlled herself again.</p>
+
+<p>“Both those men are prepared to make an offer. I shall ask £60,000 for
+£50,000. And I happen to know, privately, that both are thinking of it.”</p>
+
+<p>“I didn’t know Hambone was worth it,” said John quietly.</p>
+
+<p>“Nonsense,” snapped his aunt. “Hambourne indeed! Lord Hambourne! And
+please don’t call him Hambone, like a schoolboy. No! Lord Hellup, and
+Amathea and her husband may either, or both, make an offer. There.
+I’ve told you, and you ought to know. Remember, John,” she went on
+hurriedly, “that you are the only one I have, and when I am gone”
+(after which illogical sentence she heaved a profound sigh from her
+considerable chest—which had, as might be, thirty more years of life
+in it), “it really concerns you as much as it does myself. I tell you
+quite frankly, and quite plainly, that I am not going to take less than
+£50,000.”</p>
+
+<p>For half a minute or so John gave no answer. She had said nothing about
+his letter. He looked in the fire, as though it were an old friend with
+whom he was consulting, and leaned his solid young head on his left
+hand. Then he rose slowly in his turn, and without facing Aunt Hilda,
+putting both hands upon the mantelpiece and still gazing into the fire,
+he said:</p>
+
+<p>“Aunt Hilda, I can’t offer you £50,000; but you’ve had my letter, there
+you have it in black <span class="pagenum" id="Page_129">129</span>and white, after so much palaver. I can and do
+offer you £20,000. It’s firm.”</p>
+
+<p>The effect of this remark upon Aunt Hilda may be compared to that
+produced by the slipping of a piece of ice down the neck of a neighbour
+at dinner during an ardent conversation; a practical joke which I hope
+is no longer fashionable. The victim is at first oddly shocked, as by
+a spasm—then stabbed into language. So Aunt Hilda. After a gasp she
+flamed up, turned round, found her nephew no longer staring at the fire
+in gentle distraction but facing her, square, firm, and defiant. She
+had received his challenge, she repeated the old insult.</p>
+
+<p>“Twenty thousand pounds? Why, you haven’t got twenty thousand pence!”</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_130">
+ <img class="illowp75" src="images/i_130.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>“Twenty thousand pounds? You haven’t got twenty<br>thousand pence!” said Aunt Hilda</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>The insolence of his proposition! The insufficiency of it! The wild
+impossibility of his being able to fulfil it! His assurance! Why, he
+was her dependent——</p>
+
+<p>John Maple was like a wrestler in his attitude and in his mood,
+standing ready for the spring. He tried hard not to quiver, but he was
+quivering all the same.</p>
+
+<p>“I have said twenty thousand more than once, Aunt Hilda, and now
+I’ve written it and given you the paper to accept,” he answered, “I
+<em>mean</em> twenty thousand.”</p>
+
+<p>Her reply was complete. She told him not to make a fool of himself.
+They both sat down to cool off.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_130">130</span></p>
+
+<p>“Well, John, it’s no good quarrelling over nonsense, is it?”</p>
+
+<p>“It isn’t nonsense,” said John. “There may be a day,” he added darkly,
+“when you will think better of it.”</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda groaned. She had not had much to do with young people, but
+she had heard they were all like that. She recovered her temper.</p>
+
+<p>“There may be, John,” she said, laughing uneasily, “but at any rate not
+yet, and not for Rackham Catchings.”</p>
+
+<p>“I didn’t offer it for the Catchings. I know the Catchings would cost
+more. I offered it for Rackham.”</p>
+
+<p>And he went out to cool off further. They saw each other no more till
+dinner.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>At dinner a truce was declared. They talked of anything: principally
+of the County. Hilda Maple was longing to do two things: first, to
+relieve her nerves by asking him to be particularly good when the
+guests came on the morrow, Saturday—but she had had the sense to hold
+her tongue—it would only have provoked a new quarrel, and after all,
+she could trust John Maple to behave himself if he felt inclined. She
+also knew that nothing would prevent his saying something to upset the
+<em>ci-devant</em> Huggins and his wife if he did not feel inclined. With
+Hellup she felt he <span class="pagenum" id="Page_131">131</span>was safe, and as he had no particular grudge
+against lords as such or dons as such, but rather a natural sympathy
+with poor men, she felt he would be safe with Lord Hambourne—though
+she could not get over the disrespectful allusion to Hambone; but she
+thought he might have picked it up from his Oxford acquaintances in
+London, and she let it lie.</p>
+
+<p>The second thing she wanted to do was to examine him on this very point
+of Lord Hambourne. She herself hardly knew the man. She had observed
+that he would go to pretty well any house where he would meet rich
+people. She thought, quite rightly, that both the others would like to
+meet a brother peer with a few generations behind him.</p>
+
+<p>She dipped her tongue in honey (if you will excuse the coarseness of
+the phrase), and said sweetly to her nephew at dessert:</p>
+
+<p>“Tell me, John, I think you know Lord Hambourne, don’t you? Or about
+him, anyhow? You see, I know him <em>well</em>. Only I was told that he
+was interested in old furniture and understood it, and I wanted him
+to help me a little in that.” (It was true; but it was also true that
+she wanted him to help her in impressing his wealthier peers with the
+fact that the furniture was old and that the Beam was old and that
+the Ancestor was old, and that in general the Catchings were old and
+vouched for by that venerable glory the Hambourne peerage.)</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_132">132</span></p>
+
+<p>“Oh,” said John, “I’ve met him. And I’ve got friends, as I said, who
+have known him at Oxford. And there’s one man in his fourth year whom I
+know rather well and he did Psychology with him. Rather likes him. You
+know that he does journalism?”</p>
+
+<p>“Who?” said Aunt Hilda.</p>
+
+<p>“Hambourne.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, I didn’t. What do you mean by journalism?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why, this stuff they call Personal Journalism. He talks about people
+whom he’s really met, and also about people whom he pretends to meet.
+But he won’t sign. Perhaps it’s a point in his favour, for they’d
+pay him double if he did. But the rag he’s on is really so base that
+perhaps it pays him one way and another not to sign. You see, his
+column’s called ‘Behind the Scenes.’ It’s in <cite>The Howl</cite>.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh!” said Aunt Hilda. Her heart had risen slightly at the idea that he
+might be useful to advertise her and hers. It sank a little at hearing
+under what headline she and hers would appear.</p>
+
+<p>“He’s not scurrilous, is he?” she said, after a pause.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m told,” said John Maple, critically and carefully separating his
+words, “that he would like to be, and can’t. You see, though he was
+very poor he had a good mother and was an only son and (as he was very
+poor) he did not go to a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_133">133</span>Public School. It’s very difficult for that
+kind to shake off all their early refinement.”</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda again restrained herself.</p>
+
+<p>“Is it true he is an atheist?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, good Lord, <em>yes</em>!” protested John Maple. “Why, my dear Aunt
+Hilda, what did you expect? He’s a don, Aunt Hilda—and more than that,
+he belongs to the old-fashioned lot. After all, he was elected to
+Burford nearly thirty years ago.”</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda pursed her lips firmly. She had not got quite used to the
+moral revolution. As for the reaction that is now beginning, she had no
+idea of it.</p>
+
+<p>“But he won’t be blatant, Aunt Hilda,” John went on. “Besides, I know
+Lord Hellup wouldn’t mind.”</p>
+
+<p>“I think,” said Aunt Hilda acidly, “I should know as well as anyone
+what Lord Hellup would or would not mind....” Then she stopped
+abruptly, for she was getting on dangerous ground. She did not want to
+discuss her other two guests and raise a breeze.</p>
+
+<p>John was less discreet.</p>
+
+<p>“As for the other one, old Bruvvish,” he began.... But Aunt Hilda cut
+him short.</p>
+
+<p>“We won’t discuss Lord Mere de Beaurivage, if you please, John, though
+his wife <em>is</em> a friend of mine. A straightforward, plain, English
+gentleman—I think that’s enough said. He never pretends <span class="pagenum" id="Page_134">134</span>to be what he
+is not, and that is one of the hundred reasons why everybody respects
+him.”</p>
+
+<p>It is immensely to John Maple’s credit that he did not here add
+the other reasons; but he remained silent. The wine he had drunk,
+the influence of the evening, which gave the darkening room a real
+antiquity (for Night is an aged thing), the fact that he had his
+back to the Ancestor and was facing the oak table—which after all
+<em>was</em> old—all this soothed John. In his mind he was already the
+owner of Rackham, planning innumerable things, and among these plans
+he reprieved some part of the Catchings. Yes, he would keep the oak
+table; he might even keep the panelling. But the Ancestor would have
+to go. Corrupted by too early an experience of competition, his mind
+wandered off (after his aunt had left him to his wine) to what he
+might make on the Ancestor. Should it go by auction or how? Then the
+thought of money brought him back to the raising of that £20,000. And
+<em>that</em> brought him back to Bo. And in contemplation of Bo’s image
+he pleasantly remained.</p>
+
+<p>He went to bed early, too sleepy to pursue the thoughts of banks,
+solicitors, options and the rest, which that excellent young daughter
+of commerce had put into his head. Opportunity would come with the
+morrow.</p>
+
+<p>And it did; as it always does to the young.</p>
+</section>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch08">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_135">135</span>
+<h2 id="ch08">CHAPTER VIII</h2>
+
+<p>The three parcels of her week-end party were to be separately delivered
+to Mrs. Maple in three batches. She was just as well pleased. It was
+easier to mix them that way.</p>
+
+<p>Of the three batches Lord Hambourne would be the first.</p>
+
+<p>The title of Hambourne is an ancient one. The first Lord Hambourne,
+son of a rich King’s Lynn merchant under Edward IV., married into the
+Cavells. His son died without issue.</p>
+
+<p>The title was revived by Henry <abbr title="eighth">VIII.</abbr> towards the end of his reign, for
+the ennobling of John Heysham, who had carried out a great part of
+the confiscations in the north, and kept a sufficient proportion for
+himself. He had no heir, but his only daughter married a younger son of
+the Parkers of Luttbury, for whom the title was revived by Elizabeth.
+He was a great deal at the Court attracting the attention of the
+Queen, after the early death of his wife—some say by poison, others by
+disease. He died at the early age of forty-three. He left no heir.</p>
+
+<p>The title was revived by Charles <abbr title="second">II.</abbr> as a reward for the loyalty of Sir
+William Malling, a Rutlandshire squire, who had devoted his fortune
+to <span class="pagenum" id="Page_136">136</span>Charles <abbr title="first">I.</abbr>’s cause. His son, the second Lord Hambourne of the
+third creation, was true to the family tradition and accompanied James
+<abbr title="second">II.</abbr> into exile. After years of struggling with poverty in the Rue de
+Fouare, in Paris, he died, it is to be feared of malnutrition, leaving
+no heir.</p>
+
+<p>The title was revived in the early days of George <abbr title="third">III.</abbr> by the managers
+for that monarch, who, having a pressing need for support in the House
+of Commons, thought it only their duty to close the long and honourable
+career of Henry Porter, a large shipmaster turned squire, five times
+member for King’s Lynn—of whose burgesses he could always purchase a
+considerable majority. He had doggedly voted in the Court interest
+until he was thus raised to the peerage.</p>
+
+<p>When the question of choosing his title arose, a local gentleman of
+antiquity and <i lang="la">vertu</i> pointed out to him the original connection
+between King’s Lynn and the Hambourne name; on which account it is now
+generally—and erroneously—believed that the peer of Edward IV. was the
+ancestor of our Hambournes of to-day.</p>
+
+<p>From that day to this, for four whole generations, the title has never
+failed. The family fortune was dissipated by the second Lord Hambourne
+(of the fifth creation) partly in entertaining the Regent, partly by
+losing money at cards to the Regent’s more intelligent friends. The
+title passed, just before the accession of Queen Victoria, to a cousin,
+possessed of an annuity of <span class="pagenum" id="Page_137">137</span>some £800 a year and a pleasant house with
+an orchard in Kent.</p>
+
+<p><em>His</em> eldest son, after a life of honest toil in the Civil
+Service, died childless—and of course impecunious. The title passed,
+just before the Boer War, to a then young man his nephew, who had
+just been elected to a classical Fellowship at Burford College. The
+lad was not without initiative; straitened circumstances had perhaps
+sharpened his wits; but anyhow, while he was making it his business to
+talk psychology, to buy books on psychology, to speak in debates on
+psychology, and even to attend the foreign congresses on psychology,
+certain of his friends were persuading The Turtle Eaters Company
+that Oxford was perishing for the lack of a Chair in Psychology; so
+when that Chair must be filled, what claim more obvious than Lord
+Hambourne’s? The envious who pointed out how little he knew even of a
+subject on which there is so little to be known were silenced by the
+very true retort that the other candidates knew nothing.</p>
+
+<p>With the Great War came his opportunity. It was admitted on all
+sides that he had procured for his country the great advantage of
+the only telepathic system among the Allies which could compare with
+the splendid organisation of the Germans. And while Ragensdorp in
+Leipsig was reading, with the success that has rendered him famous,
+the deep strategic thoughts of one British Minister after another
+during those four and a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_138">138</span>half years, Lord Hambourne with far greater
+success was reading the strategic thoughts of Hindenburg, Ludendorf
+and Falkenhayn and communicating them daily to the Cabinet. On the
+Continent his powers were less appreciated, and it is to be feared that
+the prolongation of the struggle was largely due to the failure of the
+Italians and French to do credit to a science with which they were as
+yet unfamiliar.</p>
+
+<p>The Coalition Government rewarded such great services to the country
+with a grant of £20,000. It was paid over at once, and the honoured
+recipient was on the point of retiring from his arduous academic
+duties, when the unexpected fall of the mark destroyed his prospects.
+For though Lord Hambourne had accurately read the thoughts of those who
+had determined to preserve the German currency, he had never thought
+of tapping one master mind in New York, whence alone he would have
+received more accurate information on the future of his securities.</p>
+
+<p><ins class="edit" id="tn-138" title="original text: 'At his very'">As his very</ins> just estimate of the German character had led him to put
+the whole of a grateful nation’s offering into the German domestic
+loans, he found himself, long before the date of Hilda Maple’s party
+at Rackham, possessed of Bonds to Bearer Series 2 <abbr title="pence">d.</abbr>Nos. 555201–598237
+of the first German internal 5 per cent. guaranteed reimbursable Peace
+Loan, worth anything between 5¾<abbr title="pence">d.</abbr> and 6<abbr title="pence">d.</abbr> the lot.</p>
+
+<p>But though thus denuded of material goods, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_139">139</span>he had acquired all the
+special qualifications of his profession, and even a first-rate
+academic manner with a strong stammer, a habit of saying, “Quate!
+Quate!” at the ends of most of his sentences, a nickname among the
+undergraduates, and a sheaf of stories about him, the subtle humour of
+which missed fire outside the University.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>Lord Hambourne, then, was coming to Rackham on the Saturday early; he
+was coming in time for lunch and (being poor) by train.</p>
+
+<p>He was a very sensible man. He kept very careful accounts. He
+calculated that the free lunch at Rackham almost exactly paid for the
+return ticket from Oxford (a week-end third)—though, of course, it did
+not cover the ticket from London down to Sussex. He took a single for
+<em>that</em> journey, on the chance that one of the guests would motor
+him back to town on the Monday. In his letter he had told his hostess
+how eager he was to be in her county again, and what a pleasure it was
+to get off from Oxford and the associations of so much hard work. For
+Lord Hambourne had to lecture on psychology for one hour on two days a
+week by statute, and very often added a third lecture freely and of his
+own accord for a reasonable fee. And, like all dons, he only had six
+months’ holiday in the year. To such men in our strenuous University
+life the free air and repose <span class="pagenum" id="Page_140">140</span>of a week-end make all the difference.
+He was to be excused, then, for taking that morning train. And as it
+trundled him up to Paddington, and he further trundled on from Victoria
+(there was an hour between the two, and that saved him the expense of a
+cab) he was thinking how many paragraphs Rackham would account for in
+his social column. He decided that a house of that calibre was not good
+for more than two, and just possibly they might even cut out one of
+those. The first he had already begun to scribble in the train:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p class="italics">“I ran down to Rackham Catchings this week-end, Mrs. Hilda
+Maple’s charming place in Sussex. It is a fifteenth-century
+home, quite unspoiled, a rare thing nowadays. Mrs. Hilda
+Maple is, of course, the widow of Mr. William Maple, and she
+was famous some years ago in London during her distinguished
+husband’s lifetime for her <i lang="fr">salons</i> to which all the great
+lights of the day had the <i lang="fr">entrée</i>....”</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p class="noindent">and so on. There were about twenty lines of it. If anything happened
+he would work in a second paragraph. He hoped, with a doubtful hope,
+that something would happen, though it was difficult to see what could
+happen with a dull woman like Hilda Maple and a Yankee lord and a war
+profiteer (for he had been told who was coming). <span class="pagenum" id="Page_141">141</span>Still, he hoped—and
+his hope was rewarded. A good deal did happen.</p>
+
+<p>Yet another thought was at the back of the noble Professor’s mind as he
+travelled. He wanted to make quite sure that there really was nothing
+old—at least, nothing older than the eighteenth century—in Rackham
+Catchings. He suspected as much, but he wasn’t certain. He liked to
+know those things. It gave him a hold over people. One never knew when
+it might turn up useful.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hambourne, like most of the academic tribe, had real knowledge in
+one matter outside his own subject. He did understand old wood, from
+adzed chamfered beams to Misericordes. As for psychology, he knew by
+this time as much about it as any other man, for it was now many years
+since that rich cousin of his, then in the Ministry, had terrified
+the Turtle Eaters Company into founding the Chair. It was quite a new
+subject in those days, the last years of Queen Victoria; but he had
+kept pace with it, and braced himself to read the duller and nastier
+books of our own time.</p>
+
+<p>I have told how, during the war, he had enjoyed the one brief period
+of good pay he had ever known, had ended with a little fortune and had
+lost it.</p>
+
+<p>Now the war was over and he was back again at the old grind, and though
+an intelligent man, had become so provincial through long residence
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_142">142</span>at the University as to imagine that no one guessed his little
+supplementary journalistic journal as “Behind the Scenes” in Lord
+Toronto’s paper <cite>The Howl</cite>.</p>
+
+<p>He was favourably impressed with the motor-car which met him. He was
+delighted to see, as Rackham burst upon
+<ins class="edit" id="tn-142" title="original text: 'his gaze('">his gaze,</ins> that all the antique
+part of the front was quite new, and that the old part was not very
+old. He sized it up at once for what it was. But he still had fears
+that there might lurk within it some mediæval stuff; for, after all, it
+was church loot. He had got that from a brother don whose Churchism was
+so high that he had gone deep blue. He even knew that the particular
+monks from whom it had been grabbed were <em>Pre-mon-stra-tentians</em>—a
+term which meant nothing to him, and which he always got wrong when he
+tried to spell it.</p>
+
+<p>His hostess greeted him with an enthusiasm to which his poverty was
+unaccustomed, and which he rightly put down (for was he not a Professor
+of Psychology?) to her slight acquaintance with lords. She had within
+five minutes (by way of comparison with Rackham) deftly alluded to his
+own ancestral home. It was a subject he detested, because he had not
+been able to repair it, and the people who had taken it stoutly refused
+to spend a penny on it—let alone badgering him half a dozen times a
+year about gutters, pipes and drains. He lost by the ancestral home.
+And Lord Hambourne was a man in whose mind subjects <span class="pagenum" id="Page_143">143</span>connected with the
+loss of even small sums of money are very painful. Then he suddenly
+thought that since she had looked up the name of his place in some
+book, and had shown some faint interest in it, he might use her later
+for selling it. He had never been able to find a purchaser yet.</p>
+
+<p>The ancestral home having been put into its corner, Mrs. Maple all
+during lunch rubbed Rackham into the mind of her distinguished guest.
+And as lie after lie proceeded from her spate of local history and
+personal reminiscence, he deftly plucked out the truths like plums and
+pigeonholed them in his mind.</p>
+
+<p>Enormous as her information had been, she kept a wad or two back for
+those who were to come.</p>
+
+<p>And the Hellups arrived first. They came (“of course,” as Lord
+Hambourne would have said in his column), by car, and a very good
+car it was; not showy, but exactly suited to its purposes as a car:
+elastic, silent and shockless. Hellup was a man who thought comfort
+out, and thought it out rightly.</p>
+
+<p>In one detail only had he not realised his thinking out. And that was
+through love of his daughter. For Lovey-Lad had come down with them,
+with horrid menace in his eye, all the way from London. He had had
+to waste his ferocity upon the landscape; but he looked up to any
+mischief as he came in bow-legged, growling, formidable, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_144">144</span>but reduced
+to conventions by a nice smack on the nose from his adoring mistress,
+just to make him understand that he was among friends. It would never
+have done if he had dug his teeth into the well-displayed and most
+sufficient flesh-coloured calves of Aunt Hilda. It was the only thing
+that might have caused trouble between her father and herself.</p>
+
+<p>Now with the appearance of this father and daughter the air changed,
+as it does change when, known only privately to pairs, but subtly
+influencing others, affection comes under a roof. It was an affection
+real upon the part of that crisp, humorous and successful, contented
+trans-Atlantic man, sincerely received by his hostess. In Bo I cannot
+tell you how freshly intense was affection, nor in John how profoundly
+sincere. Alas! that with four such currents of mutual attraction
+crossing in the Hall of Rackham, only Lord Hambourne should have failed
+to polarise. But, Professor of Psychology though he was, he tumbled
+to nothing. Nor, certainly, did Aunt Hilda tumble to John and Bo. And
+as for those two young people, they had an intellectual knowledge of
+the charming friendship between their elders, but of real appreciation
+thereon nothing whatever. They had something better to think of.</p>
+
+<p>However, as I have said, affection mellowed things, and the air was
+kindly when in half an hour after the Hellups an enormous machine,
+the size of a cottage, driven by a gentleman whose <span class="pagenum" id="Page_145">145</span>uniform vaguely
+recalled the General Officers of Central American States, and having
+by his side yet another uniformed gentleman of a more moderate type,
+purred, roared, halted and panted grandly before the door.</p>
+
+<p>Therein, through large spaces of glass could be seen a huge bunch of
+hot-house flowers, set in a silver sconce. It faced in its gay opulence
+the owner of the splendid conveyance, Lord Mere de Beaurivage himself.
+His considerable though not elongated form was protected from the
+inclemencies of the weather by a fur coat and, as to his legs at least,
+by the mounted skin of a very fine African lion, the head of which
+drooped, fierce, towards his feet, while the hinder quarters performed
+the same office of comfort for his wife, who sat upon his left.</p>
+
+<p>And what a wife!</p>
+
+<p>Her dress, though the afternoon was yet young, seemed compounded of a
+material wherein there entered no small proportion of gold. The hair
+upon her head, cut very short (and upon her ample neck even shaved) was
+more than sufficient in its amount, and excellently blended, crowning
+a large, determined face, in fine contrast with the somewhat more
+exhausted but equally expansive visage of her lord.</p>
+
+<p>As she thus swept up, throned, the stern look of mastery which befits
+the mistress of such great possessions still dignified her glance, yet
+it dissolved into delighted smiles and half-closed elongated <span class="pagenum" id="Page_146">146</span>eyes of
+joy as she caught sight of dear Hilda unconventionally rushing out to
+meet her upon the very threshold.</p>
+
+<p>John Maple (and his aunt was grateful to him) helped her down from the
+car.</p>
+
+<p>“Darling Hilda!”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh! Darling Amathea!”</p>
+
+<p>The two women were clasped in each other’s arms.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_146">
+ <img class="illowp60" src="images/i_146.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>Fond embrace of Hilda, relict of the late William<br>
+ Maple, Esquire, of Rackham Catchings in the<br>County of Sussex, and
+ Amathea, wife of<br>George, First Baron de Beaurivage<br>(pronounced
+ Bruvvish)</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>Lord Mere de Beaurivage alighted with more circumspection, considerably
+aided by the second of his two dependants, the one in the lesser
+uniform, and set foot upon the sacred soil of England with a grunt,
+followed by a heavy breathing. For the exertion of such a man in
+leaving a vehicle is even more trying to him than his exertion in
+mounting one. The lion skin lay deserted upon the floor of the car. The
+lion’s master followed his wife hobbling into Rackham Catchings.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda gave them time to recover from the enormous fatigues of the
+journey, solacing them with tea, impressing them with the dignified
+figure of Corton. Then only, when she had gathered them together
+(making at the same time certain signs to John with uplifted eyebrows
+and sharp glances), did she take them round in a herd, to put a climax
+to their rivalry for the house by filling it with history.</p>
+
+<p>She was a determined woman. The thing had to be done some time, and
+the sooner the better, as a foundation for all that had to be wound
+up <span class="pagenum" id="Page_147">147</span>by way of business in a brief week-end. The Esthonian in his
+character of Mr. Rupert de Vere of Jermyn Street was upon her: he would
+not wait.</p>
+
+<p>And John followed the flock, looking up with sagacious vacuity at
+picture and carving and beam as each was mentioned, and down, as
+each was mentioned, at table and at chair and at <em>bric</em> and at
+<em>brac</em>: and feeling as he had felt on but one other occasion
+of his life, when Bo had insisted on his joining a horrible clot of
+tourists who were doing the Tower. It was a delightful thought that
+this trial would not last so long; for after all Rackham, though more
+beloved, was not as large as the Tower. He was glad of that.</p>
+
+<p>He got what amusement he could out of information startlingly new to
+him. He learned more than he thought could be known about Rackham—let
+alone the Catchings. He learned that the Hall (where he so vividly
+remembered the rabbit hutches, the plaster and the bicycle) dated in
+part from the end of Queen Elizabeth’s reign, but with later additions
+under James <abbr title="first">I.</abbr> He learned that the great beam running across it from
+the staircase to the fire-place had upon it the date 1487, and was
+probably the oldest dated object in the house. He learned that a little
+chair which his father had bought for him when a tiny child because he
+had fallen in love with it himself during a visit to London had been
+a chair belonging to Queen Anne’s nursery, and <span class="pagenum" id="Page_148">148</span>given to one of his
+forbears by Sarah Duchess of Marlborough. He learned that the damned
+panelling was made from one of the ships of the Spanish Armada. These
+things he learned, and many more.</p>
+
+<p>The Fury of Destruction rose in his heart and was struggling with the
+Comic Spirit, when, towards the close of the lecture, as they were
+waddling back to the drawing-room again, through the dining-room, and
+had just heard startling things about the oak table and Ben Jonson—as
+Lord Mere de Bruvvish was giving signs of distress—it was a good long
+walk for him—as Darling Amathea’s admiring exclamations were growing
+a trifle conventional, and as even Lord Hellup’s thirst for facts,
+dates and measurements was getting satiated, there came something he
+might have expected, for he had heard it before: but now, since that
+suggestion Bo had made in London, it struck with unexpected force. That
+something was the Ghost.</p>
+
+<p>It was as they were passing the Ancestor. The regular phrases had
+come out, how he was Sir Harry Murtenshaw, how he was by Holbein; how
+he combined all the qualities of the great Elizabethans, sea-faring,
+patriotism and, above all, prosperity. How (this was carefully insisted
+upon) he was not a <em>direct</em> male Ancestor. How the name alone
+was enough to show that. How it was his daughter who had brought the
+property into the family of Maple—all that, all the regular <span class="pagenum" id="Page_149">149</span>stuff.
+Then, as Aunt Hilda led them back towards the drawing-room, she added:</p>
+
+<p>“And it is that man, you know, who was the father of the Ghost.” Bo and
+her lover shot quick glances at each other. Things were going well.</p>
+
+<p>Not till those few weeks ago had John heard of that Ghost: and quite
+certain was John that Aunt Hilda had not heard of it either. It had
+come in with the Ancestor. But I must confess that the Ghost bred in
+her nephew, now that it was taking shape, some admiration for Aunt
+Hilda. He did not know she had it in her! And he had to confess that so
+long as it remained but a story it did put up the value....</p>
+
+<p>He was astonished at her power of fiction; for she held them all really
+interested in their various ways, with the story of the unfortunate boy
+who had been beheaded by the first James, and but for whose premature
+cutting off—in the fullest sense of that term—his sister would not
+have inherited and the Maples would never have possessed the broad
+mud-fields and the rather stunted oaks of Rackham.</p>
+
+<p>It seems that the poor lad—he was hardly past his twentieth year—got
+mixed up in one of the plots in favour of Mary Stuart, and was
+therefore executed in 1613. And now, added Aunt Hilda, lowering her
+voice by four and a half notes and a bittock, and glancing at the
+jewellery upon her fingers, upon that day of the year people say that
+they see him, all in a dark cloak, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_150">150</span>and in the great ruff of the
+day—<em>but without a head</em>. “It’s in one of the bedrooms,” she
+imprudently volunteered. Then to correct that error she hurriedly
+added, “But really it’s great nonsense. Servants’ talk, and the gossip
+of the more ignorant old people on the farms. They like that sort of
+thing,” she concluded with a short laugh—well knowing that other people
+liked the old country house ghost—as a legend—besides servants and old
+people on farms; and among those others were affectionate American
+business men and new war millionaires.</p>
+
+<p>John Maple wondered whether he would be appealed to in corroboration.
+Had she so appealed to him, he would have been torn between his disgust
+at her so raising the value of the place to these competing purchasers,
+the instinct of treating his aunt with courtesy before her guests, and
+the absolute necessity of following Bo’s plan. Luckily she did not risk
+it. She was contented to answer the various questions which were put
+to her with real interest by Lord Hambourne, who took a professional
+interest in such flamboyant lying. He knew enough history to have
+spotted the Holbein already and to appreciate that boys do not have
+their heads cut off under James <abbr title="first">I.</abbr> for plots connected with trying to
+save their mothers’ life before they were born.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hellup was more avid of details, including measurements; he wanted
+to know the exact height of the ghost—up to the neck—the exact <span class="pagenum" id="Page_151">151</span>day
+of the year, the exact spot where he appeared, the exact hour of the
+night, and all that; but on these, alas! Aunt Hilda could be of no
+service.</p>
+
+<p>Amathea, delighted to find an added glory to a possession which she
+already half felt to be hers, expressed her historic imagination
+without restraint, “Lordy!” she said, and “Help!” and “You make me come
+over all creepy like!” and further, “Well now, I don’t know what an’
+all!” to the accompaniment of raised hands and of rounded eyes. Her
+husband looked as pleased as the fatigue of his recent perambulations
+would allow; and pleased he was, for after all, if one was to have an
+old family place, one might as well have an old family ghost with it.
+Only he was a little anxious about what it would add to the price.</p>
+
+<p>But to John and Bo there came another and a very different thought.
+They must get to work.</p>
+
+<p>And get to work they did.</p>
+</section>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch09">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_152">152</span>
+<h2 id="ch09">CHAPTER IX</h2>
+
+<p>On Sunday mornings Lord and Lady Mere de Beaurivage went to church.
+They attended Divine Service. In town it was as often as not the
+afternoon (they were hardly of the generation for fasting communion),
+but in the country (and people of this exalted rank spend most Sundays
+in the country) they received the consolations of religion from eleven
+o’clock till close on lunch. They still felt a certain novelty about
+the Church of England, for what we begin after our fortieth year always
+has a certain novelty about it for the rest of our lives.</p>
+
+<p>As luck would have it, her ladyship was delighted with the parson. He
+had a Cockney accent; he preached no mysterious doctrine; he insisted
+on the plain duties we owe to our fellow-men, especially the duty of
+charity, and more particularly the wickedness of class hatred.</p>
+
+<p>But, as luck would have it, his lordship was not quite so sympathetic.
+For one thing, he didn’t like the allusion to antagonism between the
+East End of London and the West, for he thought (quite justly) that
+that was all rubbish, and he guessed that the parson, in spite of his
+honest accent, must have lived somewhere in the middle. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_153">153</span>There he was
+wrong. The parson came from Ealing.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda was with them, you may be sure. She could go in the best
+car and be driven in state, for a lazy morning parked outside God’s
+Acre did not incommode the atheist Gaul. That was all to the good,
+since a pious driver might have wanted to go to chapel, and Aunt Hilda,
+after so many years in Sussex, had learnt how careful one must be of
+religious susceptibilities in the Servants’ Hall.</p>
+
+<p>As they purred back to Rackham Catchings from Rackham Church (by the
+long way, avoiding Rackham village, yet narrowly missing two Rackham
+children who were playing in the road), Hilda and Amathea agreed upon
+the excellence of the parson, the former with enthusiasm (for was she
+not the seller?) but the latter (being purchaser) with more caution.
+For when you are buying and selling parsons, or anything else, it is
+indecent for the purchaser to praise too much: at any rate, in the
+higher ranks of society. With our peasantry, let me assure you, it is
+quite the other way (for I know all about it, having attended many
+markets). They have the nobler, immemorial human habit of the market,
+still customary (I am told) with the Chinese. The seller is most humble
+and deferential about his cow. The purchaser praises it to the skies.
+But, when it comes to cash, reality pierces through the mask and they
+are even more grasping than the rich.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_154">154</span></p>
+
+<p>“He’s a wonderful man, Amathea,” sighed Hilda dreamily. “He might have
+had a very great career if he had stopped in London.” (Well, reader,
+what are you grumbling about?—Ealing is a part of London, isn’t it?)
+“But he said he’d had a sort of a call to come down here. And when I
+heard that,” she added simply, “of course I thought it my duty to give
+him the living.” (Oh, wicked woman! He had been put in long before she
+had had anything to do with it!)</p>
+
+<p>To whom Amathea:</p>
+
+<p>“<em>Dearest</em> Hilda! You always was that good about the church! Yer
+right, too! I haven’t often ’eard better preaching. True it was, and
+straight from the heart, in a manner of speaking.”</p>
+
+<p>“I often think,” said Aunt Hilda, gazing wistfully at the top left
+corner of the roof of the motor, as though a vision might appear there,
+“that holiness is the most unmistakable thing on earth. Really that
+kind of man is the kind of man of whom I feel” (she sought for the
+word), “well, that is the kind of man who might in other days than ours
+have worked a miracle.”</p>
+
+<p>“Mayhap he can lay the spook,” said his lordship with a gurgling laugh.
+But the suggestion was received in silence by both ladies; so he
+pursued it no further, and covered his laugh by choking a little.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_155">155</span></p>
+
+<p>While their elders were hearing and discussing the sermon, Bo and
+John began the conjuration. Lord Hambourne in his official quality of
+University Atheist had stayed at home, and so had Lord Hellup in his
+more natural quality of Commercial Sceptic. But the young people were
+safe enough, without disappearing. Lord Hellup was deep in Motley, far
+off, under the garden window of the hall. Lord Hambourne was prowling
+about peering at woodwork and glass and sizing up the Catchings without
+shame: standing on a chair to examine the date “1487” on the beam, and
+remarking that in Rackham alone out of all Europe dates were stamped on
+beams by the carpenters of the fifteenth century, and stamped in modern
+figures.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_156">
+ <img class="illowp70" src="images/i_156.jpg" alt="standing on a chair, examining the door beam with a magnifying glass">
+ <figcaption>Lord Hambourne is astonished at the modern habits of the fifteenth century</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>There wasn’t too much time. It was already noon of Sunday, and by the
+Monday morning at latest the battle must be won.</p>
+
+<p>“Bo, we’re haunting this house,” said John.</p>
+
+<p>“We are,” said Bo. “We haunt in couples.”</p>
+
+<p>And the delight of her eyes in his presence rejoiced him and lit a
+corresponding, less brilliant light in his.</p>
+
+<p>“How are we to begin?” said her lover.</p>
+
+<p>“Listen, Jacko,” she answered. “The ghost has got to clinch his fell
+work before to-morrow morning; this evening, no less.”</p>
+
+<p>(I ought to tell you how she was dressed; but I have only the time to
+tell you that her skirt was of course a kilt, very short for a kilt,
+but a good <span class="pagenum" id="Page_156">156</span>deal longer than that of Amathea, First Baroness Mere de
+Beaurivage.)</p>
+
+<p>“Well, we’ve got to introduce the ghost early,” said John, “but it’s
+broad daylight for hours. What’s your plan?”</p>
+
+<p>“Boy,” answered the maiden, “you want your thinking done for you.”</p>
+
+<p>He nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“You are approved,” Bo answered to that nod. “That’s how the Secretary
+writes from the Cabinet to our Ambassador—my Ambassador, but not Pop’s
+any longer, ’cause he’s naturalised—you are approved. First now, can’t
+you rattle folk by daylight?”</p>
+
+<p>“More than they want,” he said, “much more than they can bear, Bo.”</p>
+
+<p>“’Tisn’t ‘they,’” said Bo, “it’s him. The aged Bruvvish. Pop wouldn’t
+stand for it. He’s unknown to fear, is my Lord Hellup. He’s as brave as
+the lion-tamer’s wife. There are few ghosts on Manhattan Island, Jacko.
+It’s the other one you’re for, and that’ll spoil Aunt Hilda’s market.
+Badly. D’ye get me? I’ll fix Pop. He shan’t bid. He shall chorus the
+apparition.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’re not going to tell him our plan?” said John in alarm.</p>
+
+<p>“Nope; ’cause you’ve got to come a surprise on him as the Demon Buyer.
+You’ve got to make good. He’ll be just interested and that’ll help roll
+the ghost along.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_157">157</span></p>
+<p>“You don’t want me to rattle a chain in the passages?”</p>
+
+<p>“Better’n that,” said Bo. “You begin right away. First chance you have.
+Voices, John. Get him to hear voices.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said John thoughtfully, “that was the basis, wasn’t it? I’m a
+ventriloquist—and a good one.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh! Jacko! It’ll hum! He’s going to hear voices. They’ll be subdued,
+you know, ’cause they’re from the Other World. He’s going to hear ’em
+this very day to get a move on him. Take him off and try him. Then he’s
+going to hear them before he goes to bed this very night. And then....”</p>
+
+<p>At the prospect thus opening illimitably before her this happy child,
+glorying in youth, to which all such jests are but too welcome, clasped
+her hands in ecstacy.</p>
+
+<p>“Then, we’ll dress you up for the part and——”</p>
+
+<p>But as she spoke the noise of the motor at the door interrupted her,
+the Church party came in, Lord Hellup arose from Motley, Lord Hambourne
+abandoned his examination of antiques, and the conspirators were halted.</p>
+
+<p>“More at lunch,” Bo whispered hurriedly. “Now you help Lord Mere off
+with that coat,” she said loudly, and then added, for John’s advantage,
+“and act the Judas.”</p>
+
+<p>When they had all swarmed into the dining-room <span class="pagenum" id="Page_158">158</span>for luncheon, though
+they were only seven they managed to make what Lord Hambourne called
+in his literary productions “a buzz of conversation,” wherein appeared
+regularly, like the cry of a tame duck, his own “Quate! quate!” as he
+sat next to Amathea. And now and then “Lor!” from her ladyship. He was
+explaining to her the three main theories of apparitions: “Illusions”
+and the two “Phantasms,” <i>i.e.</i> “Phantasms of the dead,” as
+distinguished from “Phantasms of the living,” or P.D., and P.L. as (he
+assured her) they were called among the experts of psychology. He told
+her about Meyer’s theory, Lombroso’s experiments and Julia; also Lodge.
+He had the cunning of his kind, and knew that an academic reputation
+is built by repeating the very little one has read to the completely
+ignorant.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hellup had been masterfully captured to sit by the side of the
+handsome Hilda, and he was telling her how sure he did love an old
+English house, and how it just got him where he wanted it. The handsome
+Hilda was putting into her voice such inflections as she felt suitable
+to the occasion.</p>
+
+<p>But John Maple—John Maple was occupied by greater things—one of which
+was Bo.</p>
+
+<p>The further conference of those young people needed secrecy, but that
+was not so difficult to attain at a babbling table as one might think,
+for Bo and John were covered by the direct syncopated speech of Lord
+Hellup and the loud, often <span class="pagenum" id="Page_159">159</span>stammering, always quacking spate of the
+don, as also by the comments, not restrained in tone, big, hearty,
+of Amathea, First Baroness Mere de Beaurivage (you may blame me for
+calling her First Baroness Mere de Beaurivage if you like, but I pass
+the buck to her—it is her own expression).</p>
+
+<p>However, they had to wait, for hardly had John got as far as the first
+few questions when Amathea gave over Lord Hellup to her hostess and
+captured John.</p>
+
+<p>It was not till she had ceased her description of the opening of
+Parliament, which had ended by her nudging John Maple jocosely in the
+ribs to reward him for a mild jest, and swung round again as on a large
+swivel to talk to Lord Hellup, that John was free to turn again to
+Isabeau and renew the interrupted crime.</p>
+
+<p>“Am I talking too loud?” he said, though he might have concocted
+with her a plot to murder his sovereign for all that the eager
+conversationalists on either flank would have known of it.</p>
+
+<p>“No, Jacko,” she answered. “They’re bawling and deaf to the world.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll wrap it up, all the same,” he said. “Follow close.”</p>
+
+<p>And then continued pleasantly, not too emphatically, in this singular
+fashion:</p>
+
+<p>“It’s astonishing how much later we are in Sussex than in town. Did you
+notice that? I mean, have you noticed the state of the woods compared
+with any square in London? Or the parks? Do <span class="pagenum" id="Page_160">160</span>you think you could get
+hold of a large piece of black cloth after dinner and pleat it so
+as to make a sort of cloak? And it’s all nonsense about hearing the
+nightingale before the cuckoo. Like that ass said the other day in
+‘Nature Notes.’”</p>
+
+<p>His partner answered with simplicity:</p>
+
+<p>“I never can get these English birds. I used to think the nightingale
+said ‘nightingale,’ just like the cuckoo says ‘cuckoo.’ Yes, I did.
+I’ve got exactly what you want. It’s a cloak of my own. You’ve got
+black trousers, and you can keep black socks. Only no clocks, you know.”</p>
+
+<p>At this moment Lord Hellup interrupted to ask across the table:</p>
+
+<p>“Jacko, what do you say about it?”</p>
+
+<p>This was the third time the peer had called her nephew Jacko in her
+hearing and Aunt Hilda was impressed.</p>
+
+<p>“About what?” said John cheerfully.</p>
+
+<p>“Your aunt says that the only difference between making farming pay and
+losing on it is the amount of trouble you take.”</p>
+
+<p>He shook his head.</p>
+
+<p>“We have neither of us farmed,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>Then he resumed, to Bo:</p>
+
+<p>“It’s true, though. You <em>can</em> make it pay, I believe. We’ve got
+a neighbour here who makes it pay by asking whether, if I got hold of
+some white paper, you could make it into a ruff for me? That’s all
+that’s wanted. Making farming pay. We’d stick it on the top of the
+cloak. That, and <span class="pagenum" id="Page_161">161</span>looking carefully after things and not going too much
+up to London, and I’m sure anyone could make it pay. I could wear the
+whole damn contraption on top of my head, and you would sew the ruff on
+top of the neck. Then, as I am sure, thank God....”</p>
+
+<p>“Thank God!” answered Bo gently.</p>
+
+<p>“Bo,” interrupted her father again, “here’s Hilda Maple saying we make
+farming pay in America.”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t you believe it, Hilda,” said the young woman, using the
+Christian name for elders, after the modern fashion. “From the tallest
+tower of my father’s castle beyond the seas as far as the eye can reach
+over our broad lands there is not a hovel but what is derelict.”</p>
+
+<p>She resumed rapidly to John:</p>
+
+<p>“What about him?” and nodded towards Corton, who was solemnly pouring
+out the better wine for Lord Hambourne, whom he pitied for a gentleman,
+and poor.</p>
+
+<p>“I can believe that,” said John to her emphatically. “Any amount of
+derelict farms in New England too. I’m going to see him after lunch.
+And when I’ve seen him we three will arrange to meet, because you can’t
+really make farming pay on old land. That’s the reason.”</p>
+
+<p>For ten minutes the plot was interrupted by the next artificial turn
+between Amathea and John, which was played upon this occasion to the
+tune of the beauty of the English climate and <span class="pagenum" id="Page_162">162</span>ended with a second
+nudge to reward a second jest before the swivel turned to the left
+again after the stern law of the tables of the rich.</p>
+
+<p>Then the two young people clinched the thing.</p>
+
+<p>“Aunt Hilda has made a wonderful success of the place,” he said. And he
+caught his aunt’s eye as he said it. “And I must show you the new rock
+garden to-morrow. She put Alpine flowers in it, and a special sort that
+they thought could not grow in England, and it’s doing wonderfully.
+I’ll take him out there after lunch and haunt him. Then, when he’s
+back, we could have a game of billiards, fifty up. Anything up. Then
+I’ll bring Corton round to you there. But you can make almost anything
+grow in England, in the south at least, here in Sussex, if you take
+trouble. Then we will conspire, my dear, it won’t take long.”</p>
+
+<p>“Take him out—soon—and haunt him,” whispered Bo, as they got up. She
+was burning to begin.</p>
+
+<p>So was John. But he had to restrain himself for an hour. His aged guest
+was in the habit of sleeping after the midday meal of a Sunday—he had
+done so in the days when Sunday was his one day of rest and he did so
+still. He chose a deep chair apart in the Library and there grunted
+and snored at peace till half-past three. His host watched and waited.
+As he came out, still heavy with sleep, and cramming into his pocket
+the large coloured handkerchief with which he had covered his head in
+slumber, John met him and took him <span class="pagenum" id="Page_163">163</span>prisoner, told him they might walk
+out gently for a while, as the day was still and pleasant. He led the
+way to the hall, put on his victim’s coat with tender care and opened
+the door into the garden.</p>
+
+<p>With the kindest touch in the world he slid his hand and forearm into
+the elbow of Lord Mere de Beaurivage, leading him out into the garden
+with all the affection of a relative. It is a vulgar, familiar gesture
+which he would have sickened to make had not stern duty prescribed it.
+He must obey Bo.</p>
+
+<p>As for his captive, that elderly peer was actually flattered. True,
+John Maple was a commoner; but then he was a sort of squire, and as
+Amathea wanted the place so badly, and as John Maple was a kind of heir
+(the Baron did not know the exact position—perhaps there was an entail,
+or something: he didn’t understand these things) it was as well to be
+friends.</p>
+
+<p>John Maple led out through the damnable rhododendrons and across the
+accursed rock garden to where Aunt Hilda had arranged a little fountain
+with a leaden Cupid in the middle holding a duck which squirted a
+fountain of water from its bill.</p>
+
+<p>“I’d as lief ’ave a rest, Mr. Miple,” said the elder man, “quite a
+short walk puffs me.”</p>
+
+<p>There was a bench, and they sat down.</p>
+
+<p>The splashing of the water was the only sound. It was still all about.
+John Maple remembered <span class="pagenum" id="Page_164">164</span>how all this bit had looked in his childhood,
+not garden but wild undergrowth; how he had cut a fork for a catapult
+from a hazel here; and how once on the edge of that scrub, being all
+alone, he had looked wide-eyed at a fox lurching by with a sly smile
+showing its sharp teeth on its face.</p>
+
+<p>He saw the old rough again clearly in his mind. It hardened him to
+his duty. He must sweep away all that horror of Alpine garden and
+rhododendrons and fountain, and replant the wild. But to do that he
+must achieve. And to achieve he must move Acheron and the Nether World.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s very quiet, Lord Mere,” he began, “especially after London.” He
+thought with justice that this gambit would suit the mind of his guest.
+And his guest replied that he couldn’t a-bear London, except o’ course
+for meeting one’s friends; but there, country friends and country ways
+were the best.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s in the quiet of Rackham,” said John, after a little calculated
+pause, “that I remember my childhood.” He was violating sacred things,
+but he had his duty to do. “I was a nervous child,” he went on. “They
+always had to leave a light in my room. And my dear old nurse would sit
+awake for hours with the door open of her room down the passage. She
+never allowed them to frighten me with the story, you know.”</p>
+
+<p>“What story?” said Lord Mere, in whose solid mind there were two very
+clear categories—nonsense in books and things as reely did ’appen.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_165">165</span></p>
+
+<p>“Oh,” went on John hurriedly, and as though to get over something
+unpleasant as quickly as possible, “the story of the ghost, you
+know.... <em>She believed it</em>—dear old thing. She would have thought
+it impious not to believe in spirits. And on the top of that there was
+the feeling she had for the family. But she loved me more, and she
+would never let me hear of it. But I couldn’t help hearing of it. There
+was a foolish maid who spoke once ... and terrified me. And I heard
+the groom complaining to my father about the terror of the horses on a
+certain night.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s that about the ’orses?” asked Lord Mere nervously, and with the
+beginning of an ill-ease in his heart.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, you know,” said John, “animals are supposed to see these things
+from the other world sometimes when we can’t. It’s no wonder I was
+terrified by the story as a child. I used to dream of it. And once, you
+know—well, of course, it’s all nonsense. But children are the prey of
+such things.... Once I <em>did</em> think I saw it—just at that season of
+the year ... this season ... standing quite clearly in the firelight.
+I hadn’t been well, and I think that’s the reason they had put me in
+the old room with the big bed, over the drawing-room. So that nurse
+could be next door. I had been asleep, and in the middle of a terrible
+nightmare. I can’t remember the nightmare, except some confused
+impression of violence and,” <span class="pagenum" id="Page_166">166</span>he sank his head, “a child couldn’t know
+the name for it ... but it was the shadow of Death.... I remember that
+panic acutely still. I was only ten—I woke up, suddenly—broad awake. I
+sat up in the bed trembling—and, oh, Lord Mere” (and here John looked
+at the old man’s face and saw it beginning to stare, the head drawn
+back a little), “it was an agony I shall never quite forget.... It was
+an illusion, I know. But....”</p>
+
+<p>“Course it was, boy. Course it was, Mr. Miple, I mean.” He wheezed into
+an uncomfortable laugh. “Yer know that as well as I does!”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, Lord Mere,” said John thoughtfully, “I suppose I know it
+<em>now</em>. One grows out of these things. But it was abominably real
+then.... I don’t know why, but this time of year it still comes back to
+me.... Association, I suppose.”</p>
+
+<p>“Not that you’ve seen nothing since, Mr. Miple?” pursued his lordship
+anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>“No, no, no!” John assured him. “I am sure it was a matter of health,
+and I got my health back as I grew up. And you know, I went abroad. So
+it became only a memory.”</p>
+
+<p>The old man was restless. And when John began again, “Of course, they
+say that the influence of a violent and horrible death....” Lord Mere
+de Beaurivage wanted to change the subject.</p>
+
+<p>“Yus, yus, yus!” he said hastily, as John helped him to his feet. They
+went back slowly towards the house, Lord Mere already hobbling even
+after so short a stroll, and John tenderly supporting <span class="pagenum" id="Page_167">167</span>him by the arm
+and treading most leisurely to ease the old man’s way.</p>
+
+<p>It was after some moments of silence, when they were in the thick
+of the rhododendrons on either side, that Lord Mere de Beaurivage
+gave a startled twist in the midst of a step, a twist that hurt him
+and stopped him as he shot a glance at the thick growth to his left.
+He had heard—he thought he had heard—had he heard?—an evil whisper,
+sneering little words, not high above the ground, as from the mouth of
+something creeping, not human: surely the leaves had never stirred in
+that windless afternoon? And the words he had heard, or thought he had
+heard, were: “To the house,” or “in the house”—something like that. It
+was a sibilant sound. He had heard the word “house” sneered at him....
+Surely he had heard it.... It was a sound such as rustling leaves might
+have made.... But then no leaf had stirred.</p>
+
+<p>He turned his head towards John. He was still halted, and still
+breathing heavily.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s the matter, Lord Mere?” said the young man, with great
+sympathy. “I’m afraid I’ve overtired you?” The old fellow shook his
+head.</p>
+
+<p>“No, no. It’s me heart, I think,” he said. “I’m orl right. Let’s be
+getting along and doing—along and doing. Get among the others, eh? Get
+among the others. More cheerful-like.”</p>
+
+<p>They were moving away from the rhododendrons <span class="pagenum" id="Page_168">168</span>now, and into the open.
+So much to the good. And there was the house before them. He thought of
+that whispered word “house,” and he shuddered.</p>
+
+<p>Then he shook off the little trouble. It had only been a moment. And
+any small beast creeping in the shrubs might have brushed through with
+that sibilant sound.</p>
+
+<p>During what remained of their brief companionship as they made back
+towards the porch John Maple cheered his guest in every way.</p>
+
+<p><em>He</em> made no allusion to the Abominable Thing. He even appeared to
+have forgotten it.</p>
+
+<p>But Lord Mere de Beaurivage, as he painfully put down his hat and stick
+on the oaken chest in the hall, and more painfully crawled out of his
+coat with his companion’s aid, had something or other on his mind that
+would not away. He turned back suddenly on his way toward the library,
+put one arm on John’s shoulder, and looked with a fixed but uncertain
+look in his poor old yellow eyes, straight into the frank glance of his
+hostess’ nephew.</p>
+
+<p>“Did yer say it ’ad no ’ed?” he whispered thickly.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, Lord Mere,” answered John, “don’t let’s think of it!” He drew
+in his breath. “It was a long time ago, and I tell you, I was only a
+child. And—and—I’m sleeping here to-night also,” he added, suddenly.
+“So the less I think of it the better.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_169">169</span></p>
+
+<p>Then he watched the broad, squat figure retreating slowly towards
+the library door. He saw the painful aged gesture of the gouty hand
+upon the knob, the shuffle into the room beyond. He thought he heard
+something like a groan, and in his heart he half repented.</p>
+
+<p>But already that which commanded him was upon him: no less than Bo
+herself, swinging into the hall out of the drawing-room like a rather
+too tall ray of sunshine.</p>
+
+<p>“Dog-Man,” she said, “how’s your end? Have you bitten ’em? Have you
+bitten ’em good and hard?”</p>
+
+<p>There was no lack of healthy determination in <em>this</em> conspirator.
+Women know their minds. At least, some women do. And especially those
+of the kind who make happy marriages. John was learning every hour. But
+pray remember that the woman tempted him.</p>
+
+<p>He was a little ashamed, and he did not meet her eye.</p>
+
+<p>“I have suggested things, Bo. I did say a few words. Made an
+atmosphere.”</p>
+
+<p>“Was he scared?” persisted his implacable premate.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m afraid he was,” said John.</p>
+
+<p>“What did ye tell him, Jacko?” she asked softly, with such affection
+that he was relieved. “Did you make it glare?”</p>
+
+<p>“He couldn’t glare without a head, Bo.”</p>
+
+<p>“No more could he,” answered the young lady <span class="pagenum" id="Page_170">170</span>thoughtfully. “Not in
+nature, that wouldn’t be. But then, <em>he’s</em> not in nature either,
+Jacko, is he? Did ye make Blackie Bogey talk?”</p>
+
+<p>“No,” said her lover. Then he corrected himself. “He did say a word in
+the rhododendrons.”</p>
+
+<p>“<em>What?</em>” answered Bo, delighted. “Oh, that’s good! Push it along.
+He’ll babble yet, Jacko. He’ll babble like a brook. He’ll moan and
+he’ll groan. He’ll put down old Uncle Hamlet like a one-spot taking a
+deuce. You are,” she added, after searching for a compliment at the
+back of her mind, “the Bee’s Knees. You are the Cat’s Pyjamas.”</p>
+
+<p>Even as she spoke she was looking through the open drawing-room door
+and the tall French windows towards the big lawn in front of Rackham,
+and there she saw a sight which made her seize John Maple’s wrist
+suddenly and strongly after a fashion more tolerable to-day from her
+sex and age than it would have been half a generation ago.</p>
+
+<p>“Look, Dog-Man!” she whispered excitedly, and jutted her chin towards
+the sight that had thus fixed her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>“What is it, Bo?” he asked. He saw nothing but his aunt and Lady Mere
+de Beaurivage standing on the grass some little way off, and looking up
+towards the new-old woodwork of the house. Once more the comprehension
+of women came to aid the dullness of men.</p>
+
+<p>“You haven’t gotten it, haven’t you?” she said <span class="pagenum" id="Page_171">171</span>compassionately.
+“John Maple, heir of Rackham, mark the twain. The Baroness is deep in
+converse with the Lady of the Manor upon the green sward. Money’s going
+to talk.”</p>
+
+<p>John Maple understood.</p>
+
+<p>“You think it’s begun already?” said he.</p>
+
+<p>Isabeau Hellup nodded, with a fixed certitude.</p>
+
+<p>“And my noble father will be the next to suffer,” she added.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s a race, Bo,” said John, “between them and us.”</p>
+
+<p>“And you’ve got to win by four little plaits of the mane on the steed’s
+neck—or the whole neck, if you like. But you’ve got to win, damn you,
+Jacko!—you’ve got to win. Now see here. Have you gotten that spell with
+Corton yet?”</p>
+
+<p>“No,” said John. “I can’t do everything at once.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well,” answered Bo, looking at the impossible watch on her wrist,
+“step on the gas and shoot. There’s no time to lose.”</p>
+
+<p>He agreed.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m going to fix the coat and the ruff. And I’m going to sew through
+the slit in it that dandy little sword which I got from the shield
+stack on the stairs; six in a star. There’s only five now. But I put
+them straight. No one’ll notice. You run off to Corton.” She paused
+and added, “And I’ll add a word to Lord Mere. Just a word. Just a
+follow-up, Jacko. ’Nuff said.”</p>
+</section>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch10">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_172">172</span>
+<h2 id="ch10">CHAPTER X</h2>
+
+<p>Amathea, First Baroness <ins class="edit" id="tn-172" title="original text: 'de Beaurevage'">de Beaurivage</ins>,
+stood in ecstacy upon the lawn,
+holding darling Hilda’s arm solidly in the crook of hers—two solid
+arms well interlocked. In spite of the thickness and the shortness of
+her neck, she carried her head a little upon one side, partly from the
+intensity of her emotions, more through her conviction that such an
+attitude befitted the occasion.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, Ilda!” she said, “darling Ilda, wot a gem! What a reel Jule!” Then
+she sighed. “I wish the Prime Minister could see it, that I do,” she
+continued. “Yer can’t think ’ow ’ot ’e is on old English ’ouses. Why,
+I tell you strite, Ilda, show that man an old English ’ouse, and he
+just fair goes off the deep end—as the saying is. He said to me once,
+he did, ‘Amathea,’ he says—’e calls me Amathea, ’cos Uggins don’t like
+him to call me Mattie—yet we’re pals, ye’ know——” and here she nudged
+her hostess strongly in the rib with a powerful elbow, and that lady,
+having before her one approach to fifty thousand pounds, stalwartly
+bore the blow.</p>
+
+<p>“There’ll never be another like ’im, Ilda,” went on the Baroness
+sentimentally, and in a rather lower tone. “Never no more! There’ll
+be another <span class="pagenum" id="Page_173">173</span>in ’is place, no doubt—one passeth and another cometh—as
+the good book says. It’s the rule of them great Parliament men, they
+pass away like the flowers o’ the field. Yus, and it’s the rule of the
+’ole world too.” She shook her head. “Mebbe they’ll get some ’ighbrow
+in his room: but we’ll never see the likes of ’im again—not in that
+plice. ’Owever, he’s there now, and long may he stick. A treasure,
+Ilda.” (Then she was off on the house again.) “To see all that quiet,
+and them old trees, and all so peaceful like, and timber on the front
+and all—oh, it fair sets me envious. Aren’t you ’appy, Ilda, aren’t you
+’appy in a plice like this?”</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda sighed in her turn, profoundly.</p>
+
+<p>“Dearest Amathea,” she said, with a Christian squeezing of the arm that
+had so lately dealt her such a cruel blow (you are too young, reader,
+to know what it will feel like to get a bang in the ribs from the elbow
+of a peeress and sister-friend in your fiftieth year), “I shall hate to
+leave it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oo talks of yer leavin’ it? Why, you’re the queen o’ the place,”
+answered the noblewoman, not without guile, but in her business-like
+heart she was murmuring, “Artful, artful! That artful!”</p>
+
+<p>“Sometimes,” said Hilda Maple, disengaging her arm for one moment in
+the desire to breathe, and under the excuse of smoothing her kilt,
+“sometimes I think that I can’t bear to leave it, and that some day I
+might hope.... Then, you <span class="pagenum" id="Page_174">174</span>know, there comes back to me all that I owe
+to the family and the name, and how Rackham ought always to be in Maple
+hands.... And then I remember how the poor boy ...” she shrugged her
+shoulders, “well, Mattie, you know what <em>he</em> is.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m shore he’s an ’andsome, well-set-up young feller,” said Mattie.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, yes,” sighed Hilda again. “He’s all that. But you know what he
+is. He could never keep the place up. He will never really <em>earn</em>.
+His poor father was just like him.... That’s why I sometimes think
+... well, that I ought to realise and leave the poor lad, when I am
+gone ...” (she sighed again, as though she were on the brink of the
+grave) “with a solid lump of money behind him anyhow.” She glanced at
+her companion. “But well tied up, Mattie—you understand me. Well tied
+up. I wouldn’t trust him to keep a penny of it, any more than his poor
+dear father.” And Mattie nodded confidence. “Sometimes I think it’s
+my duty,” Hilda Maple went on, “to sell.... And then sometimes I feel
+torn and distracted....” She clasped her hands, and cast upwards a gaze
+which took in the gables of Rackham and the lower part of the sky. “But
+to think of Rackham no longer in Maple hands!” The distinguished figure
+of Sir Harry Murtenshaw rose before her eyes, the romantic marriage—but
+no ghost. She had already forgotten about <em>Him</em>.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_175">175</span></p>
+
+<p>Mattie hadn’t.</p>
+
+<p>“Ow! It’s all so romantic! An’ the gowst an’ all!” resumed that lady,
+capturing her hostess’ arm once again and leading her towards the door
+of the hall. “I wish we ud ad a gowst at home when I was young, that I
+do,” and she shook her head. “But there, you can’t have everything!”</p>
+
+<p>There was a pause upon the gravel, and the two ladies made their
+majestic progress towards the entry of those ancient walls. The one was
+ardently longing for an advance—I do not mean a prepayment (for the
+moment), but a suggestion of purchase. The other was considering the
+best form in which that suggestion might be made. Hilda Maple, having,
+if that were possible, the higher breeding, had the more rapid process
+of brain; and the initiative came from her.</p>
+
+<p>“You know, Amathea,” she said gently, reverting to more formality,
+“that Lord ... that your husband has spoken of buying the place?” Her
+tone was thoughtful, gentle, and a little pensive too.</p>
+
+<p>“Why, Hilda Maple,” answered the peeress, standing back as though in
+amaze, “oo’d ’ave thought it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” went on her hostess, still pensive, still subdued, and she
+sighed again yet more profoundly than before. “Oh, I wish there
+was someone to make up our minds for us, as there was when we were
+children! What am I to say? What am I to do? I can’t bear to leave the
+place, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_176">176</span>and yet.... And yet.... I think I know where my duty lies. When
+I had several offers for it,” she added, lying gently, “I mean, just
+after the war, when there were so many people after it, I refused,
+as you know.” (It was the first time Mattie had heard of it—and no
+wonder!) “But things were different then; my brother-in-law was alive,
+and the boy seemed such a child. And now, of course, when it’s quite
+a different place in value, with all the changes I’ve made, and the
+improvements, they will come offering me more than they did, and I
+shall be tempted. I know I shall. But I do promise you this, Mattie. I
+won’t even mention figures till I have given you and your husband first
+choice. There! I’ve said it now!”</p>
+
+<p>“I knew you would!” answered Mattie impulsively, at the door, and
+suddenly kissing her friend. “Oh, you’re strite and loyal, you are!
+Pity it is there ain’t more like you. It’s what I was saying to the
+Prime Minister only the other day, when he said that about Uggins. He
+said, ‘Amathea,’ he said (he calls me Amathea, ’cos I won’t let him
+call me Mattie—I don’t think it’s right, nor he wouldn’t neither),
+‘Amathea,’ ’e says, ‘that ’usband of yours is one of a thousand. And
+do you know why I ses it?’ ses he. ‘Because he’s <em>strite</em>,’ ses
+he. ‘He runs <em>strite</em>,’ ses ’e. ‘I tell you, Amathea,’ he ses, ‘a
+man that runs strite is a jule.’ And you run strite too, Ilda, you do.
+That’s what ’e said. Them was the identical words!”</p>
+
+<p>So the song ended—as the poet Longfellow <span class="pagenum" id="Page_177">177</span>somewhere remarks—and the
+two ladies strolled into the hall. Amathea, with an agility worthy
+of a better cause, rapidly performed the pounding gymnastics which
+she called “popping upstairs.” She had certain calculations to make,
+certain notes.</p>
+
+<p>As for Hilda, she was turning towards her room, herself also intent on
+certain notes, certain calculations, when she heard a firm and regular
+step, which she knew. It was Lord Hellup. He had just caught up his
+expensive but reasonable grey hat, and his not demonstrative but costly
+gold-headed cane, and was about, as befitted the creases in his clothes
+and the exactitude of his coat, to adorn the gardens of Rackham. He
+had an hour before tea. He was suddenly aware that Hilda stood before
+him. I am sorry to say that he impulsively took her hand, as though he
+were meeting her for the first time in some days. But he smiled and
+she smiled, and he begged her to show him the rosery of which she had
+spoken.</p>
+
+<p>So they went out together, he sixty or so, she fifty, and the spring
+around them both, and in the rosery they talked of roses.</p>
+
+<p>On the way back Hilda Maple led the way round, still talking in the
+manner he found so engrossing, with such refinement, such subtlety,
+such charm, as none other but he had noticed in her conversation,
+until, turning out of the shrubbery, they found themselves upon the
+lawn where so lately Lady Mere de Beaurivage had stood, where Lord
+Hellup now was—but with this difference, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_178">178</span>that Lord Hellup had far too
+much respect for womankind to link his arm in Hilda’s; contrariwise,
+his hung somewhat awkwardly along his flank.</p>
+
+<p>Hilda Maple gazed at Rackham with a world of affection in her eyes.
+Lord Hellup stood by watching, admiring, nearly worshipping that gaze.
+It apprehended the gables of Rackham, and the lower part of the sky.</p>
+
+<p>“I can’t bear to think of leaving it,” she said in a subdued voice, and
+there was a little catch in it, almost like a sob.</p>
+
+<p>“Why, Mercy!” cried the candid gentleman from overseas, “you’re sure
+not thinking of leaving it, Mrs. Maple! Why, we associate you with
+Rackham, and Rackham with you, like hand and glove. You’re necessary
+to Rackham, Mrs. Maple,” he added, with an emphatic enthusiasm, and he
+very nearly continued, “and Rackham’s necessary to you,” when his quick
+mind perceived that this would be a blunder. He said, with something
+almost like tenderness in his tone, and with a drop of two notes in his
+voice, “I could not bear to think of Rackham without you, Mrs. Maple.”</p>
+
+<p>She sighed—that same sigh.</p>
+
+<p>“There was a time when I would not have dreamed of it, Lord Hellup,”
+she answered. “You know, these things are very difficult to talk
+about——” she delicately put the tips of her fingers upon his arm for
+a moment, and at once withdrew them. “But now I have begun perhaps
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_179">179</span>I ought to say it. When they were making all those offers for the
+place—just at the end of the war....”</p>
+
+<p>“Were they <em>so</em>?” inquired Lord Hellup with interest, and a most
+intelligent look in his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, yes,” said Hilda Maple hurriedly. “Well, I wouldn’t hear of it
+then. It seemed to me abominable that Rackham should leave the Maple
+name. But then, you know, my brother-in-law was alive then, and John
+was only a boy. I refused them. Of course, it’s more valuable now: that
+was before I had done anything to the place, and I must say,” she went
+on prettily, and smiling at him as she said it, “I have made it what it
+used to be. I do think I may be proud of it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why, sure, you can,” answered the magnate emphatically. “It’s the
+niftiest little nest I’ve seen this side of the water. The more I see
+of it, the more I think so. And so does Bo,” he added hurriedly; to
+support his judgment lest by any chance his hostess should disagree
+with him. He repeated himself. “The niftiest little nest this side the
+water.”</p>
+
+<p>The adjectives and noun were not those which Hilda Maple would herself
+have chosen. Rackham Catchings was not so little, after all, and there
+was something impertinent about “nifty,” seeing that the foundations
+were pre-monstrous, or whatever the word was. But she had that in her
+mind which made verbal niceties unimportant.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_180">180</span></p>
+
+<p>“My heart’s been torn, Lord Hellup,” she said, with a rising voice (and
+she clasped her hands). “But I think it’s my duty to provide.... You
+know what the boy is.”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s some lad,” replied Lord Hellup politely. It was not what Aunt
+Hilda wanted.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, yes,” she said, almost impatiently—English people are sometimes
+a little like that with their trans-Atlantic cousins. “Oh, I know his
+talents, and he’s a dear boy. But,” shaking her head, “he could never
+keep up Rackham!” She sighed again. “It’s the same old story. Like
+father, like son. He’s like his father before him. I’m afraid it’s
+my duty to see when I’m gone that there shall be solid money behind
+him—well tied up. When I am gone ...” she added, putting a bell-like
+tone into her voice and receiving, what she had expected, an ardent
+protest from her companion.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, yes,” she sighed, in reply to it, “it may be a long time yet—or
+it may not. But I have got to think of the boy.”</p>
+
+<p>Poor woman! She had got to think of the Esthonian as well! Of him who
+was to her Mr. Rupert de Vere.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t know—I don’t know,” she went on, in a carefully distracted
+voice, and once more she put her hand on Lord Hellup’s arm, this time
+less briefly. “We women need advice. No ... I have made up my mind.
+It’s my duty to sell.... I even, sometimes, think I ought to take the
+price <span class="pagenum" id="Page_181">181</span>that was offered me last month by that odious tea broker.”</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hellup had not heard of the tea broker, friend of his hostess
+though he was. And why should he—since the tea broker did not exist?
+Lord Hellup had passed his life in business. His judgment of prices,
+he would often tell himself, might be compared to the glance of an
+eagle. He could not help wondering what the odious tea broker man had
+suggested for Rackham Catchings. But Hilda was not “talking”—yet.</p>
+
+<p>They were now off the lawn and upon that gravel path going back to the
+door, after another such silence as Amathea also had known in that same
+place not very long before. Just as they reached the threshold, Hilda
+looked up frankly into her friend’s eyes. There was a suspicion of
+tears in her own, which moved that friend profoundly.</p>
+
+<p>“When once I’m <em>certain</em> it’s my duty to sell, I shall do it,” she
+said. She shook her head again sadly. “But I can’t bear to think of
+myself without Rackham.”</p>
+
+<p>“And we,” said Lord Hellup, in a low, deep voice, suitable to the
+occasion, and most sincerely moved, “we” (he used the impersonal term)
+“could not bear to think of Rackham without you.” He took her hand
+again—I am sorry to say that it was his intention to have kissed the
+tips of her fingers, but found she had withdrawn them. The peer was
+annoyed with the fear that <span class="pagenum" id="Page_182">182</span>he had perhaps broken some social canon or
+other. But Hilda Maple was not cruel, for as she went away, their last
+words exchanged, she smiled.</p>
+
+<p>So much for sixty years and fifty years. Now let us come to
+calculations.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>At the table in her room Lady Mere de Beaurivage did, as she put it to
+herself, some figuring. She was an adept at the art, from the days when
+she had marked prices in chalk with lightning strokes upon the sides of
+the barrow in the Old Kent Road. She had improved in the later days,
+when she had cheapened furniture for the new villa of which she had
+been so proud in the suburbs, before the Great Change.</p>
+
+<p>But since the Great Change I must admit that Amathea, Baroness Mere de
+Beaurivage had begun to let things slide. The money was there in such
+heaps that really it didn’t seem to matter what one did. Her passion
+for Rackham had got hold of her. She knew enough of buying and selling
+to make certain that the place was within her reach if enough were
+offered. It was only a question of what enough was. She could usually
+manage her lord, but she knew that in one thing the management was not
+always easy; and that one thing was money. For like all those whose
+genius has led them to accumulate a considerable fortune rapidly, Lord
+Mere de Beaurivage was in <span class="pagenum" id="Page_183">183</span>some terror of losing it. She remembered
+what other friends had paid for houses and what other friends had sold
+at. Her desire for the place led her further to remember how often
+she had heard of the special value of these modest country houses of
+ancient memory; what a drug in the market were the great hulking stone
+places of the eighteenth century, and what a demand there was for these
+Tudor and timbered gems.</p>
+
+<p>Before she had done dreaming of it, the good woman had got as her top
+price, at the back of her head—counting all—something like £60,000.
+After all, it was not her money. And what is £60,000 in two millions?
+Besides which, it was only £3,000 a year anyhow; and what’s three
+thousand a year when you were born to an uncertain pound a week? The
+great thing is to get what you want. Three thousand a year—but that’s
+not the way to look at it—£60,000. Why, there are toffs as ull give
+that for a trumpery picture!</p>
+
+<p>And then, there was no one to inherit from them. And she asked herself
+sentimentally whether Huggins and she had not the right to enjoy what
+was left of their lives. And there could not be anything else like
+Rackham. There were not two places like Rackham—not in all England
+there weren’t.</p>
+
+<p>In Amathea’s room, therefore, the figure of Sixty Thousand Pounds had
+taken root and had sprung.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_184">184</span></p>
+
+<p>Through a wall not too thick (for it was in the new or Catchings wing,
+and the walls were damnably antique) at another desk, Hilda Maple was
+making <em>her</em> calculations also. She drew the figures wearily
+enough. £20,000 would clear her. What was desperate, what was immediate
+was de Vere of Jermyn Street.</p>
+
+<p>It was to pay the first five hundred, and so get the Esthonian to
+renew, all those months ago, just after the Ancestor, that she had
+written, on the advice of an acquaintance familiar with antiques, to
+Blunt of Bristol, and really Blunt had been very nice about it. She had
+a full three months in which to meet it. But when Blunt had to be met
+for the renewal—he pressed her courteously by post, she had never seen
+him—he pleaded the smallness of his capital; he recommended that very
+honourable firm, or rather, private advancer, a Mr. de Vere of Jermyn
+Street. And Mr. de Vere had been quite charming. He had advanced enough
+to permit Blunt of Bristol to renew for another three months. And he
+himself had fixed a very easy date for his own repayment. But that easy
+date had fallen due a whole week ago—and how he had pestered her. He
+had made her dread the telephone.</p>
+
+<p>She must have something to show him. Anything in writing. Even a
+private note. It was a little desperate; but she did think she could
+get it before the break-up on Monday.</p>
+
+<p>It was not too late, Sunday though it was. She <span class="pagenum" id="Page_185">185</span>knew from sad
+experience that de Vere could use the telephone from his end on a
+Sunday afternoon, and she doubted not that she could call him up from
+hers.</p>
+
+<p>She took up the receiver; and sure enough that smooth voice answered in
+velvet from the other end. Her own voice as she continued was all as
+smooth.</p>
+
+<p>“Is that Mr. de Vere? Mr. Rupert de Vere? Oh, Mr. Rupert,” settling
+down, and still more sweetly, “I am so glad of the opportunity of
+telling you—yes, I know. I didn’t want to make you talk business
+on a Sunday” (sudden change to an expression of anguish). “Oh, no,
+surely, dear Mr. Rupert. Not Monday! Why, that’s to-morrow! Yes, yes”
+(pettishly), “I know that’s the date on the paper—a week ago—yes—but
+there’s common sense in these matters—no—yes—exactly. Do wait a minute.
+I’ve practically sold the place. No, no, Mr. Rupert, you haven’t heard
+that so often before. I tell you it’s <em>virtually</em> sold. There’s
+Lord Hellup who has virtually accepted—practically. And then, you know,
+there’s the other one here too—Lord Mere de Beaurivage—not heard of
+him? Oh, nonsense, you must have heard of him! Dear Mr. Rupert, he’s
+positively dripping with it. No, no” (shouting) “BRUVVISH—I’ll spell
+it” (slowly) “B E A U R I” (angrily). “It’s damnable—you’ve cut me off
+... yes, yes, another three minutes. Yes. Oh, are you <em>there</em>, Mr.
+Rupert? Yes, I know they did, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_186">186</span>the brutes. I’ll spell it again. B for
+buffalo, E for Edward, A for affluent, U for ugly, R for rancid, I for
+innocent, V for vulgar—yes, that’s it” (emphatically) “precisely. Sir
+George Huggins that was. Yes, only he pronounces it Bruvvish—I thought
+you’d know. He’s the man whom the Prime Minister—yes, exactly, dear
+Mr. Rupert. Oh, thank you <em>so</em> much. Tuesday, then? I may see you
+Tuesday? Oh, that makes <em>all</em> the difference” (peevishly). “Well,
+you don’t suppose I can come with the agreement in my pocket! What?
+Something in writing? Oh, yes, certainly. Well, then, Tuesday. Thank
+you so much, dear Mr. Rupert! Tuesday morning—that’ll be perfect ...
+G-o-o-d b-y-e.”</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda hung up the receiver, exhausted, faced the situation, and
+muttered bravely, “Hell!”</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile her nephew was making history with her butler, Isabeau Hellup
+concurring.</p>
+</section>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch11">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_187">187</span>
+<h2 id="ch11">CHAPTER XI</h2>
+
+<p>John Maple sought Corton. He found that excellent man seated in his
+private room beside the fire, reading <cite>The Spectator</cite> in cultured
+ease. For it was the hour when butlers take their ease. The dignified
+figure rose with majestic courtesy at the young man’s knock and entry.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_188">
+ <img class="illowp90" src="images/i_188.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>Mr. Corton reads <cite>The Spectator</cite></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>“You catch me <i lang="fr">improviste</i>, Mr. John,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“I interrupt you, Corton,” answered John. “I’m sorry, but it’s urgent,
+and it won’t take me long. I’m glad you read <cite>The Spectator</cite>.”</p>
+
+<p>“That journal is my favourite reading, Mr. John,” answered Corton, with
+fine simplicity. “Mrs. Maple is good enough to provide the <cite>News of
+the World</cite> for us. I glance at it, for a summary of what may be
+called domestic occurrences. But for judgment and a survey of public
+life I prefer <cite>The Spectator</cite>. It is my pabulum.”</p>
+
+<p>John told him he was quite right. But he added abruptly:</p>
+
+<p>“Corton, have you ever heard about a ghost at Rackham?”</p>
+
+<p>“A ghost, Mr. John? Lord, no!” said the old gentleman. “If there was
+a ghost,” he added emphatically, “I should have heard of it, I hope!
+There <em>was</em> a ghost at Pilford, a little the other <span class="pagenum" id="Page_188">188</span>side of Lewes,
+but,” he added proudly, “they laid <em>him</em>.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, yes, I remember the ghost at Pilford. It was a white cow. Came
+into their upper garden at night, didn’t it, in the dark of the moon?”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s right,” answered Corton sagely. “It came twice. But some said
+it wasn’t an earthly cow. On the third night that young clerical
+gentleman what wore a three-corner cap said he could exercise it and
+exercised it. It never came again. I heard the very details, Mr. John,”
+he said, lowering his voice. “I heard that from Mr. Worthing, who you
+may remember was valet to Sir Charles.”</p>
+
+<p>John nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“The young gentleman said some strange, solemn words: there they all
+was, after eleven, looking from the terrace, and the cow melted.” He
+would have given more of the spectral beast. His voice was already in
+tune for the supernatural, when John interrupted him and said:</p>
+
+<p>“Well, Corton, so there has never been a ghost at Rackham, anyhow. Now
+listen. There’s got to be a ghost now, this very day.”</p>
+
+<p>And he unfolded his plan.</p>
+
+<p>Corton listened gravely. But he was not yet an ally. He heard what John
+had to say, but he didn’t know what Mrs. Maple would think of it. It
+was not for him to play practical jokes either. He would do anything to
+help Master John, but.... What with one thing and another.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_189">189</span></p>
+<p>It was then that John put down his cards.</p>
+
+<p>“Corton,” he said, “who’s the rightful owner of Rackham?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why, Master John,” answered the old man, hesitating, “it’s not my
+place to say. If I might be so bold as to be free to speak....”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, Corton,” interrupted the young man, “if you were free to speak
+you would say that <em>I</em> was the rightful owner of Rackham. And you
+would say that I was swindled out of it, or at any rate crow-barred
+out of it; and that’s an abomination. And you would say that if only I
+could pay Aunt Hilda the fair price (and the fair price would be a good
+deal less than the £20,000 my father was supposed to owe her husband—he
+never borrowed anything like it really) I’d have as good right to
+Rackham as my father himself had.”</p>
+
+<p>Corton made a gesture—too respectful for a nod, too affirmative for a
+bow.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, Corton,” said John sharply, “now don’t you see?”</p>
+
+<p>But the old man wanted to have the i’s dotted and the t’s crossed.</p>
+
+<p>“Look here, Corton, do you want to see that fellow Bruvvish sitting
+here in Rackham, and you turned out, and Lord knows what horrors of his
+own brought in? Jazz bands and Wireless?”</p>
+
+<p>“I had hoped,” said the old man slowly, “to live and die here, Master
+John, I had hoped to live on here when I was past my service, if ever.
+Your father always said I should, and Mrs. Maple <span class="pagenum" id="Page_190">190</span>never denied it one
+way or the other. This room’s not my very own, sir, it’s yours; but I
+don’t think I could live long away from it. It would kill me, sir, if I
+may say so with respect. I never thought of strangers in this house. It
+wouldn’t be in nature.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, there you are, Corton. And the way to prevent that is to prevent
+this old brute Huggins from getting the place. Besides which, Corton,
+you know as well as I do that Rackham would be itself again if I was
+here, as I ought to be, and you as you were when my father was alive,
+running the whole place and bullying us to death. Well, there’s only
+one way of doing it, and that’s frightening off Lord Rubbish. I have
+laid the foundation, and we have only got to go ahead. Now listen to
+me, Corton. In about five minutes I shall be in the billiard-room with
+Miss Hellup. I have told her. I am going to marry that young lady,
+Corton.”</p>
+
+<p>“Indeed, sir,” said Corton, bowing again, but this time far more
+ceremoniously. “I congratulate you, sir. I’ve always heard that these
+American young ladies....”</p>
+
+<p>“You’re quite right, Corton; you’re perfectly right,” said John
+hurriedly. “And very beautifully put. Thank you a thousand times. Now
+listen again. I tell you in about five minutes I’ve got to meet her in
+the billiard-room. When I ring <em>twice</em> will you come? We shall
+have to put <span class="pagenum" id="Page_191">191</span>our three heads together. Do you understand? When I ring
+<em>twice</em>? And no one else is to come.”</p>
+
+<p>Corton understood.</p>
+
+<p>As the young man made to go out of Corton’s room that master of
+ceremonies heaved to his feet and was before him at the door. He bowed
+yet again as he showed John Maple out. Then, when all was clear, he
+sent for the boy.</p>
+
+<p>“Boy,” he said, “when you hear the bell <em>twice, twice</em>, mind you,
+you come and tell me. Twice, mind you! Don’t disturb me for once.”</p>
+
+<p>“Very good, sir,” answered the boy in a voice cracked but most servile.</p>
+
+<p>His superior rewarded him with an august but very slight nod.</p>
+
+<p>Some few minutes passed. Corton no longer read <cite>The Spectator</cite>,
+passionately absorbing though its pages be. He held it listlessly
+drooping in an aged hand, he looked into the fire and remembered his
+old master, Henry Maple, and the better days. Then there rose before
+his mind the picture of Lord Mere de Beaurivage, and his mouth hardened.</p>
+
+<p>The bell rang twice.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>In the billiard-room Bo was pocketing the red all by herself with
+admirable precision. When Bo could not do things well she did not do
+them at all, which is one way of being efficient. She continued <span class="pagenum" id="Page_192">192</span>her
+series as John catechised her on her short interlude, picking the red
+out for her every time and putting it back on spot with the tenderest
+care, and admiring her gymnastics at long and short range.</p>
+
+<p>“Did you speak to him, Bo?”</p>
+
+<p>“I did that. I asked him whether he had felt something odd about the
+corridor upstairs where his room is. He said no. I think he gulped.”</p>
+
+<p>“What state did you think him in, Bo?”</p>
+
+<p>“Shaken, Jacko; not badly, but shaken. He didn’t like my talking about
+it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh! So I worked it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yep! Damn! You can’t do two things at once,” said she, putting down
+her cue as the red foolishly lolloped round hanging its head and came
+to a disgraceful rest, unsatisfied. John took up the cue and played a
+stroke.</p>
+
+<p>“The others’ve got to hear the balls clicking, so as to know we’re at
+work and not to be interfered with,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“You’re right,” said Bo.</p>
+
+<p>“He’s coming. He’s to come when I ring twice. So I’ll ring twice.”</p>
+
+<p>He rang twice. And in due time with due dignity Corton entered. Bo put
+her finger to her lip and John obediently did the same. The elderly
+gentleman with some doubt that it might not be very dignified, but also
+that it might be his duty, put to his lips in turn a grave and rather
+podgy finger. Then John swung the balls together <span class="pagenum" id="Page_193">193</span>viciously, to make a
+prolonged clattering, and they laid their swift plan.</p>
+
+<p>“If I may say so without forgetting my place, Master John,” said
+Corton, when they had begun the preliminaries, “we shall do well to
+begin with the household.”</p>
+
+<p>“The household?” said Bo.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, miss. I mean, the lower servants. And then, of course, my own
+colleagues, I trust I shall be able to indoctrinate them.”</p>
+
+<p>John nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s wise,” he said. “But remember the man we’re shooting at.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, yes, Master John,” said Corton respectfully. “That’s what I
+mean. You will be working him, if I may use the word,” and he coughed
+gently. “I’ll be bringing a deputation some time later this evening,
+sir. They are a little shaken already, Master John, like what you said
+his lordship was. Only more so. Especially the cook. She was always
+psychic. And then there’s the tweenie—she’ll be useful, because she’s
+worse, she has had religion this winter—badly. Only, Master John, I
+don’t think I can do anything with that Frenchman. He’s shown no signs.
+I fear he is impervious to the influences of the Other World.”</p>
+
+<p>“I know,” said Bo simply. “Frenchmen are brass.”</p>
+
+<p>“They give no credit, miss, to the doctrine of eternal punishment.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_194">194</span></p>
+
+<p>“That’s what I meant,” said Bo.</p>
+
+<p>“Now, Corton,” John went on, “listen to what Miss Hellup and I have
+arranged. I’m going to put on a long black coat she has got for me; and
+we’ve taken down one of the swords from the sham armour that Aunt Hilda
+bought the other day, and shall stick it through the slit in the coat.
+Then she’s made a big ruff. I shall put the whole thing over my head,
+and there I shall be. A short man with his head in his chest, or a tall
+man without a head—whichever you like. A ruff where his neck ought to
+be, but nothing above it.”</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_194">
+ <img class="illowp100" src="images/i_194.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>John Maple explains his plan</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>“It was Miss Hellup who thought of that!” said Corton with admiration.</p>
+
+<p>“No, Corton,” said Bo. “We both thought of it. But it is I who made up
+the properties—and they’re dandy.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’ll keep them carefully concealed, miss—and you, sir—until the
+right moment?” said. Corton anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>The two younger people nodded. John went on.</p>
+
+<p>“That old gentleman’s going to hear voices, Corton, till they drive him
+to bed. And you know that Aunt Hilda has put him into the Armada room?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, Master John,” answered Corton very seriously. “The room that’s
+panelled with oak which I hear is derived from the wrecks of the
+Spanish Armada, as is also that in the dining-room.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_195">195</span></p>
+<p>“That’s right,” said John cheerfully. “That’s where the ghost’s going
+to be. For I am the ghost, and I know. There’s just room between the
+tapestry on the wall and the red damask hangings at the head of the
+four-post bed.” Then he added oddly, “I wish I hadn’t gone in for it.
+It feels mean. But I had to take his appetite away, Corton. I don’t
+want those millions to eat up Rackham.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’ll make me despise you, Jacko,” said Bo, with the cruelty of her
+sex. “What you want is to make the old brute roaring crazy. If you
+don’t, I shall.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll go through with it, Bo,” said Jacko simply. “But I do pity the
+old boy all the same. You see, I have had nerves myself—when I was a
+child.”</p>
+
+<p>“And you’ll have them again to-night, if there’s a mirror in the room
+and you squint through a button-hole,” Bo answered. “Now, Corton, all
+this is bright and right?”</p>
+
+<p>“Perfectly, miss, absolutely,” said Corton.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, then, I’ll be getting back and helping some more with this lil’
+haunting, and I’ll go coach Lovey-Lad. I know how to make him whine and
+shiver.”</p>
+
+<p>So did these conspirators part.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>Still at her desk, the telephone relinquished, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_196">196</span>the Esthonian for a
+moment silenced, Hilda Maple jotted away.</p>
+
+<p>If she sold for £40,000 she could live modestly and freely for the rest
+of her life; she had gone into the prices of annuities at her age, and
+she knew what the £20,000 extra when all was paid off could buy.</p>
+
+<p>If she could sell for £50,000, with a balance of £30,000 over for an
+annuity—well and good. Or rather, well and better.</p>
+
+<p>But time pressed, even if she hooked one of her two fish, she must have
+something in writing by the morrow.</p>
+
+<p>She was a determined woman, and a clear-headed woman, and also by
+nature as hopeful as she was decided. She said to herself, as she
+jotted figures slowly down on the paper before her, that if she played
+her cards at all properly she would have her competing offers before
+the evening was out. Then in the morning before her guests went away
+she would get a brief note from the firm bidder. She would say it was
+more regular, and whoever it was that had promised wouldn’t be able
+to refuse that small formality. Then she could breathe again with
+something to take up to town on the Tuesday. She would play her cards
+first with Bruvvish—there was margin to play with in the devotion of
+Lord Hellup. She must take Bruvvish for a foundation.</p>
+
+<p>Bruvvish therefore she boarded, taking him aside immediately after she
+had given him tea, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_197">197</span>as the sacrificial victim is taken aside after a
+draught of honeyed wine. She got him into the library, alone, and fired
+a broadside under which he reeled, and from which he could not recover.
+She told him that she had divined his desire to purchase Rackham; she
+loyally swore that his wife had never breathed a word of it, but she
+admitted that Amathea had not been able to conceal her very natural
+feeling about the place. They were old friends, were they not? and dear
+friends—or she would not be speaking so frankly.</p>
+
+<p>Well, as he knew, until quite lately she would have thought that
+anyone who asked her to sell Rackham was mad. But then, with him and
+Amathea it was different. And one thing she had always said: if it
+had to go—and if it really was her duty to the boy that she should
+sell—at least it should be in the hands of friends, and for the sake
+of friends, still more for the sake of feeling that the old place
+was still in the same kind of hands, she would take what she would
+certainly take from no one else.</p>
+
+<p>All the great spirit of the Huggins blood rose at that moment, and
+before the fatal figures could be uttered, before the foot could be
+slipped into the open door, the initiative had passed from Hilda to
+the enemy. The mighty man of business spoke. These things have to be
+done as with an axe—once, and decisively. He had always read that of
+the millionaires in the papers. And since he had become a millionaire
+himself he had <span class="pagenum" id="Page_198">198</span>been determined to live up to it. He settled his head
+well down, shortening still further his short neck, he put on the
+sullen expression which he associated with financial mastery, and he
+said these words:</p>
+
+<p>“I ’ad thort o’ going to £30,000.”</p>
+
+<p>Hilda Maple was worthy of herself, and of the occasion.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” she said simply—and then, as though no one had spoken, “as you
+say. It is most strange to me how long it takes me to make up my mind.
+I will be straightforward with you, Lord Mere. When I was offered sixty
+thousand all those years ago....”</p>
+
+<p>“Sixty thousand!” gasped Lord Mere de Beaurivage.</p>
+
+<p>Hilda Maple waved her hand impatiently.</p>
+
+<p>“Sixty thousand, I said. Well, when I was offered it all those years
+ago I refused it. Not for the money, mind you—I thought it was a very
+fair price, especially as I had not added anything to speak of in
+those days. But I could not bear to think of selling the place. They
+might have offered me sixty million and it would have been the same.
+But now it’s another matter. You know, dear Lord Mere de Beaurivage”
+(he quailed beneath her eye), “... that I’m saying it to you because
+it <em>is</em> you—you and dearest Amathea. One can’t have many close
+friends in this world. And you know too that I’m thinking of the boy.
+If I knew that I could get even fifty <span class="pagenum" id="Page_199">199</span>thousand guineas now, and leave
+it in safe hands.... Why.... Yes ...” again she sighed. “I suppose I
+should yield.”</p>
+
+<p>“Fifty thousand!” almost shouted Lord Mere de Beaurivage.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” nodded his handsome friend. “Fifty thousand guineas. That’s it.
+It’s too little, I know. I know what you’re feeling for me—but can’t
+beat up a price. I can’t haggle. I never could bear the details of
+business. And if I must suffer, why, it’s like an operation.... I want
+something quick, clean, and done with.... So I’d take even that.”</p>
+
+<p>It was on the tip of his lordship’s tongue to utter the fatal words,
+“Yer would, would yer?”—and then her patience would have broken and
+there would have been a scene. But he stood in sufficient awe of
+superior culture to be restrained in time. All he said was:</p>
+
+<p>“Well, ma’am—Ilda, I mean—honest and square like ... come ... I do
+think when you say fifty thousand pounds....”</p>
+
+<p>“Guineas,” murmured Hilda Maple.</p>
+
+<p>“Ho? Guineas?” he muttered savagely. “You’re fair coming it over me!
+That’s wot you are, strite—altogether coming it over me!”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh!” moaned Hilda Maple wearily. “How I hate all this business talk!
+<em>I</em> don’t want to sell the place. I wish I’d never mentioned it.
+And if it’s going to interrupt our friendship, for God’s sake let’s say
+no more about it at all. It’ll be a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_200">200</span>load off my mind, anyhow, to drop
+the whole thing. And there I shall be in Rackham, where I’ve always
+been. And it’s my soul’s home. And with John ... here as I grow old ...
+to inherit it all from me,” she added, with beautiful sentiment.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t misunderstand me, Ilda, don’t misunderstand me,” said the great
+man. “We need to be friendly in business, same as in everythink else.
+Don’t we? Now s’posin we talk it over quiet-like. Here have I been
+talkin’ thirty thousand pounds. Well, I tell ye’ strite, that was just
+bargaining. You wouldn’t have me not bargain, would yer? Yer think less
+of me, wouldn’t yer?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, I’m tired ... tired, tired!” exclaimed the lady, in tragic tones,
+higher than she had yet used, and alarming to the financier, who was
+always terrified of women’s whims. “I can’t go into it any more,
+George” (she did not often call him George—but she called him George
+now). “Really I can’t. I tell you....” She got up and moved as though
+she would go.</p>
+
+<p>“Stye a bit. Wite a bit, Ilda, do!” he cried, hoisting himself out of
+his chair. “I’ve got ter tell Mattie somethin, yer know. Now, let’s be
+reasonable. We was saying fifty thousand pounds, that’s what you and I
+was saying....”</p>
+
+<p>“Guineas,” I said. “No! no! I can’t go on,” burst forth Hilda Maple,
+making for the door in her agitation. Then she turned back suddenly and
+frankly took his hands. “We won’t quarrel, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_201">201</span>George, will we? Only don’t
+let us talk business any more.”</p>
+
+<p>And then she was gone.</p>
+
+<p>His lordship sank back into the big chair from which he had so
+painfully raised himself for that moment, and he grumbled to himself
+half aloud:</p>
+
+<p>“All Mattie’s doin’; she’s that keen on the place! Fifty thousand!
+Well, it’s a ramp. But now she’s broke off! What am I to say to Mattie?”</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>Hilda Maple, singularly composed after her recital, not unlike King
+Lear or any other tragic figure when it gets off into the wings for
+its pot of beer, had two things clearly fixed in her mind: first, she
+had established her fifty thousand—guineas; there was no doubt of
+that at all. She had laid her foundation. Secondly, Lord Hellup would
+be spending the time between tea and dressing, as he always did, in
+the little Red Room, reading Motley’s <cite>Dutch Republic</cite>—it was
+astonishing, she thought, how that great man could read and re-read
+Motley’s <cite>Dutch Republic</cite>. But it argued a stable mind. Anyhow, he
+would be there, in the little Red Room. And therefore to the little Red
+Room did Hilda Maple steal.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_202">202</span></p>
+
+<p>For once in his life Lord Hellup did not mind being interrupted in his
+re-reading for the fiftieth time of the Monstrous Alva, the Divine
+William of Orange, the heroic Dutch and the villainous Dagoes. He put
+down his book with a snap; he was on his feet at once; he had put a
+winning look into his face, and was about to put a winning tone into
+his voice to greet her, when Hilda forestalled him.</p>
+
+<p>“Lord Hellup,” she said, “I have come to ask your advice. No one would
+give it more freely or more generously than you, and I would trust your
+judgment beyond that of any living person.”</p>
+
+<p>“Is that so?” replied the peer, with pleasure ringing through the quiet
+words.</p>
+
+<p>“Lord Hellup, I have made up my mind to sell Rackham.”</p>
+
+<p>“You don’t say?” repeated her guest, in the same courteous intonation.
+“That was what I felt scared about when you were talking just now in
+the garden. Well, well, so you want to sell Rackham?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. But I come to you—I shall be quite frank, because you can help me
+as no one else can....”</p>
+
+<p>“Help—how?” said his lordship courteously.</p>
+
+<p>“Why, with your advice, Lord Hellup.”</p>
+
+<p>His face admitted his relief.</p>
+
+<p>“You can tell me more justly, and I would trust you more completely—as
+I have said—than <span class="pagenum" id="Page_203">203</span>any living man. Tell me honestly, what ought I to
+ask?”</p>
+
+<p>“If I were making the offer, Mrs. Maple,” said her friend, word by
+word and carefully, “I say <em>if</em> I were, or if I were buying for a
+friend, say....” Then he broke off. “Or, see here, put it this way. If
+I were asked what it would fetch at an auction in a free market——” He
+paused and took up another line, and began again almost affectionately,
+“Or, see here, if I were trying to get the best price for you....”</p>
+
+<p>Hilda Maple became impatient.</p>
+
+<p>“Lord Hellup, it would be much the same figure in any case, wouldn’t
+it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why, no,” he said thoughtfully. “You see, if I were buying that would
+be one thing, and if I were selling for you, that would be another
+thing. Then if I were bidding at an auction....”</p>
+
+<p>Hilda Maple thought, not unwisely, that this might go on for ever.
+During all their growing intimacy she had more and more regarded Lord
+Hellup as a man of few terse phrases. It seemed there was another side
+to him—and this would never do.</p>
+
+<p>“Lord Hellup,” she said simply and swiftly to bring things to a crisis.
+“Tell me plainly. Do you think that if I ask fifty thousand guineas I
+am asking too much?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why, no,” replied the First Baron Hellup, composedly, and weighing his
+words. “Strictly <span class="pagenum" id="Page_204">204</span>speaking, you cairn’t ask too much. Same way, they
+cairn’t offer too little.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve been offered more in the past,” said the lady decisively.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, if you didn’t take it,” he sympathetically answered, “that means
+it’s worth more to <em>you</em> than fifty thousand pounds, doesn’t it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” she said, “it is. To me, Rackham Catchings is worth untold gold.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why, then,” said Lord Hellup—and she thought he might have said it
+earlier, “fifty thousand pounds doesn’t sound too much, does it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Guineas,” said Hilda Maple.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, guineas,” he replied, “it’s all the same to me. If it’s the way
+you say it is, then fifty thousand pounds—guineas, I mean—can’t be too
+much, can it?”</p>
+
+<p>Hilda Maple had come to her conclusion. He was cryptic; he was evasive;
+but she had heard that the great American masters of finance were
+always so in the first stages of a bargain. But there could be no doubt
+about it: fifty thousand guineas had seemed reasonable to this rich man.</p>
+
+<p>In the silence that followed her mind worked rapidly. He had been
+shrewd, and she honoured him for being shrewd. He had been cautious;
+but she had no doubt now that he was a buyer, and that she had heard
+an authority who would at any rate back her up in her figure of fifty
+thousand guineas. He had talked of auctions and of acting for her;
+he had said that guineas and pounds were <span class="pagenum" id="Page_205">205</span>the same to him; she was
+content. She felt perhaps a little vaguely that another arrow also had
+pierced his heart. Well, there was no harm in that.</p>
+
+<p>But he hadn’t come forward as buyer with any enthusiasm. The purchase
+money for Rackham must be sought from Lord Mere. But she could in a
+last resort quote Lord Hellup as having offered. It was stretching a
+point, but she could risk it. And when old Bruvvish had settled—as he
+would settle—the purchase money would be something of a dowry to bring
+even to a man as rich as Hellup was. And anyhow, the market was alive;
+she had both a bidder and a valuer now.</p>
+
+<p>She thanked Lord Hellup warmly and sincerely and took his hand and
+shook it, to impress him with her sincerity. He said with warmth how
+pleased he had been to be of any service; but not ten minutes later,
+when Mrs. Maple had left the room and Bo had come in to see her father,
+he confided to that admirable daughter that Englishwomen were hard to
+understand.</p>
+
+<p>“Do you understand them, Bo?” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“More’n they do me,” said Bo, very truthfully.</p>
+
+<p>“Now, that woman, Bo—well ... I won’t say all I was going to say; but
+she’s an admirable woman, and she comes here and asks me what she ought
+to ask for Rackham.”</p>
+
+<p>“Did you tell her, Pop?” said Bo anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>“Why,” said her father, in his most genial voice, “I let her talk. I
+wouldn’t disappoint her. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_206">206</span>Whatever she wants to sell the place at she’s
+welcome, for what I care. But she’s an admirable woman, Bo. But these
+Englishwomen are subtle and difficult to understand.”</p>
+
+<p>“Now see here, Bo,” said the English peer in carefully modulated slow
+accents, “you women understand what we men sometimes can’t. Least, I
+can’t. What’s she getting at? What’s it all about?” He paused, and then
+added in a tone of despair.</p>
+
+<p>“These Englishwomen are incomprehensible.”</p>
+
+<p>Bo popped her cigarette out of her mouth between her fingers and spoke
+short words, “She’s getting at you to buy, Pop!”</p>
+
+<p>“To buy? What?” said the startled Baron.</p>
+
+<p>“Why, Rackham Catchings. This.” And with the words the lovely girl
+struck her right heel sharply against the floor. “All around....” she
+made a circle with her finger in the air. “Roof and all. Counting the
+little gadgets.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t want it, Bo,” her father said, sitting up and speaking very
+earnestly.</p>
+
+<p>“She wants you to want it,” answered his daughter.</p>
+
+<p>“What should I do with it?” asked her father in his bewilderment.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t you touch it, Pop,” said his daughter decisively. “Leave it on
+the hook.... Now if you want to know who <em>will</em> buy Rackham....”</p>
+
+<p>But her father was musing, and interrupted her.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_207">207</span></p>
+
+<p>“I did some figuring,” he said, “just to pass the time—as I do. And I
+make out this place and all the fixings, as it stands, counting the
+visitors’ book, would stand me in for more’n two hundred thousand and
+less than a quarter of a million dollars.”</p>
+
+<p>Bo agreed.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t know about that,” she said. “Yes, I do, though” (for a thought
+had struck her), “I’ve heard what the death duty was—when Henry Maple
+died, before she’d built on. They paid duty on £20,000. That’s not a
+quarter of a million; that’s only a hundred thousand.”</p>
+
+<p>“These Britisher Death Duties are appraised damn low,” mused his
+lordship. “And there’s been plenty of fixings in the place since then.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’ll find that she won’t take less than £50,000,” said Bo decisively.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, she won’t get them from me,” said the devout parent, business
+side uppermost for the moment.</p>
+
+<p>Bo nodded her strong little chin at him.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s right, Pop. Don’t you touch it.”</p>
+
+<p>“You said you knew who was buying,” said her father. He was full of
+curiosity now that he was on the scent of a deal.</p>
+
+<p>“Yep,” answered Bo. “It’ll make you jump. And buying gulfs under fifty
+too. Oh, some boy!”</p>
+
+<p>Her father had an incredulous look.</p>
+
+<p>“Which?” said he.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_208">208</span></p>
+
+<p>She took time to deliver her shot, luxuriously inhaling the smoke of
+her cigarette; and then told him.</p>
+
+<p>“Jacko!” she said.</p>
+
+<p>“Whattt!” cried the millionaire, almost jumping out of his chair.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s so,” answered Bo, delighted with the effect. “Jacko. Oh, that
+lad’s all planed down, tongued and grooved.” She shook her head. “No
+rough lumber.”</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hellup, as befitted a man who had just been shot, hesitated. He
+had too much pride to accept orders off hand, and too much snap as
+well. But he hesitated.</p>
+
+<p>“See here, Bo,” he began slowly, after a long pause, “I’m not saying
+a word against Jacko, mind you. That’s your end. I never did believe
+in worrying young people, but if he can buy real estate like that,
+why....” There was a tone of admiration creeping into his voice which
+delighted his daughter’s ear.</p>
+
+<p>“He’ll buy—settle, and clinch; leave that to him,” she said. “He’s a
+little Napoleon, is Jacko.”</p>
+
+<p>“Still, Bo, one doesn’t gaff Rackham Catchings at £20,000.”</p>
+
+<p>“<em>He</em> will,” nodded Bo emphatically. “You’ll see. You call
+<em>that</em> making good?”</p>
+
+<p>“Seems so,” said her father, with his eyes on the ceiling. “But I
+can’t join the slats. Where’s it coming from?” He looked a little
+suspiciously at <span class="pagenum" id="Page_209">209</span>his daughter. But her sincerity was not to be mistaken.</p>
+
+<p>“You’re wrong there, Pop,” she said. “Won’t come from me or anywhere I
+know of. Only I say: watch <ins class="edit" id="tn-209" title="original text: 'Jocko'">Jacko</ins>. He’ll have this place, and he’ll have
+it for a hundred thousand dollars.”</p>
+
+<p>“Some boy,” murmured Lord Hellup in his turn.</p>
+</section>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch12">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_210">210</span>
+<h2 id="ch12">CHAPTER XII</h2>
+
+<p>The evening was far advanced. It had long been time for the ladies to
+go and dress, especially in such a house as Hilda Maple’s, where things
+were well organised, prompt and punctual. But to-day was an exceptional
+day.</p>
+
+<p>It was time for Bo to dress—if dress it can still be called—anyhow, to
+wallow in warm water with Smell-Good Crystals added. But business came
+before pleasure with Bo.</p>
+
+<p>She sought John, and led him to where she had ready, prepared and
+folded in a nice little parcel, her nice little cloak. She took it out
+again and put it over his head, and adjusted the ruff on the top, and
+patted the sword-hilt sewn into the slit at the side, and patted the
+sheath behind. Then she crowned the headless figure with the ruff.</p>
+
+<p>“You look dandy, Jacko,” she said. “I could kiss you if there was
+anything to kiss.”</p>
+
+<p>“I can’t see anything,” came a muffled voice from within.</p>
+
+<p>“There’s an eyelet hole just about opposite your eyes, I guess. Feel
+for it with your finger.”</p>
+
+<p>John obeyed, found it, and so widened it; an iris and pupil, grey and
+young, looked forth.</p>
+
+<p>“Scares me, that does,” said Bo, drawing back. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_211">211</span>“But he’ll never see
+it. You’ll find your way about. Trouble’s about your shoulders—all
+slopes down, Jacko—makes you look like an elephant.”</p>
+
+<p>“A small elephant,” said he.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, but broad,” answered the modest child, with a world of affection
+in her voice. Then she mused, “Couldn’t we prop up them shoulders,
+Jacko?”</p>
+
+<p>“Might stuff ’em,” said he. “They usually have old copies of <cite>The
+Times</cite> stacked in the box room for packing. <cite>The Times</cite> makes
+good stuffing.”</p>
+
+<p>The young people went off for the paper, and Bo pinned the crushed
+rolls in. She put the cloak over his head again, and poised the ruff.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s more like,” she said. “You’re my tall, upstanding, spectral
+cavalier. You’d be a head taller with a head, Jacko.”</p>
+
+<p>They debated where to lay the properties, and decided for the lad’s own
+room. It was the next but one to his victim’s.</p>
+
+<p>“And how’ll you get there, Dog-Man?” she asked.</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll manage to slip in,” he said. “I can squeeze the cloak over my
+head between the head of the bed and the wall. And I’ll be waiting in
+the little room which opens out of his bedroom, and which they never
+use. They always keep the door locked. And they’ve only got trunks in
+there. But Corton gave me the key.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_212">212</span></p>
+
+<p>“Find your own time, Jacko,” she said; and then, snatching a glance at
+the impossible watch, she saw that she had barely time. But she guessed
+that the other women would be late that night. And she was right.</p>
+
+<p>It had long been time for Aunt Hilda to dress; but with her also
+business came before pleasure; and after she had returned baffled from
+the great attack upon the Hellup trenches she knew that something
+desperate must be done, dinner or no dinner. Old Bruvvish would still
+be in the library—he always went up late. She must get back there at
+once, and nail him down, or confess herself defeated.</p>
+
+<p>Ah! And it had been time longer since for Amathea to dress. For Amathea
+had many things to think of in the affair of dressing, including the
+choice of hair. But with Amathea also business came before pleasure.
+She had seen from the end of the passage darling Hilda come out from
+the library, which she herself had been just about to enter, to
+convince her husband of the necessity of purchase. She had seen that
+hostess make straight for the room where she knew Lord Hellup was
+reading his Motley. She divined that the coast was clear; for the
+attack on Hellup (which she knew very well was about to take place)
+would not be over in ten minutes or in fifteen. Therefore it was
+that even at the moment Aunt Hilda’s entry had supplanted Motley’s
+<cite>Republic</cite> in the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_213">213</span>interest of its reader Amathea was charging for
+the library and for a decision.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Mere de Beaurivage saw his wife coming into the library. He told
+himself that it was time for her to dress. He divined some dreadful
+purpose in her delay. He saw that she was all smiles, and therefore
+dreaded the battle that was to come.</p>
+
+<p>She had behaved well to him all her life—in the first hard days of
+accumulating that little fortune by the private banking in the Old
+Kent Road, she had proved as shrewd and as hard as he had, and a loyal
+partner; in the big affairs of his later life she had never interfered.
+When he had asked her advice, it had been sound. To-day the only cause
+of his dread was that he dared not tell her the real reason of his
+hesitation: he dared not advance the haunting. No man likes to look
+cowardly in the eyes of his wife—not even a new politicians’ peer.</p>
+
+<p>Corton also had spoken a word or two, very respectfully, explaining a
+dark stain on the oak floor, and telling him his own version of the
+legend.</p>
+
+<p>What Corton had said still wreathed like a smoke in his mind, and in
+memory he again heard that Voice—had he heard it?—a little too clearly.</p>
+
+<p>He braced himself for the discussion that was before him; but he
+already felt half beaten.</p>
+
+<p>She sailed in and greeted him kindly; sat down at his side, and told
+him radiantly that her dream <span class="pagenum" id="Page_214">214</span>had come true. Dear Hilda had as good as
+said it.</p>
+
+<p>“But there weren’t any figures, Uggins,” she added, “and that’s just as
+well. I like you men to do the figgerin’ part. And you know your way
+about that well, you do, don’t you, ducky? You remember ow the Prime
+Minister said....”</p>
+
+<p>But George Huggins, first Baron de Beaurivage was in a hurry.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, Mattie, yes, I remember. He was right, too. But, ’struth, Mattie,
+her figure’s a corker.”</p>
+
+<p>“What d’yer mean?” answered the lady anxiously. “Yer not backing out
+now, George, are yer? Not breakin’ my ’eart?”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t you be so quick,” said he testily. “Wot I said was that her
+<ins class="edit" id="tn-214" title="original text: 'figure’s were'">figures were</ins>
+corkers, and so they were. That woman’s greedy, Mattie,”
+he added earnestly, and then he growled, with a sudden reversion to his
+youth, “bleeding greedy,” and his wife reproved him.</p>
+
+<p>“You haven’t got no cause to use soldier language to me, Uncle Uggins,”
+she said. “I’ve given you no provercation. And just you be minded of
+it!”</p>
+
+<p>He begged her pardon very humbly.</p>
+
+<p>“It got the better of me, Mattie, it did. It shan’t again. But there!
+Fifty thousand pounds—guineas she put it. Just for this!” And he waved
+a short podgy arm vaguely and rheumatically at the book-lined walls.</p>
+
+<p>Amathea Huggins put into her voice that rich <span class="pagenum" id="Page_215">215</span>scorn which is rarely
+heard west of Temple Bar.</p>
+
+<p>“Ow! So that’s what sticks in yer gizzard, is it, George Uggins? Fifty
+dirty little thousand!”</p>
+
+<p>“Guineas it was,” growled the peer.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, guineas,” said Amathea, suddenly rising, her arms akimbo.
+“Guineas. Why, George Uggins, you give more’n that for your baronetcy,
+you did. D’yer remember what you give for the peerage?”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t!” said her husband faintly. “Don’t!”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, but I will,” said Amathea. “Wot! Yer stick at a gent’s price for
+a beautiful country ’ouse! And its oaks and all, and its park-like
+grounds. Like what I’ve read of all my life, and meant to ’ave. Do you
+know what I’d give for it, George Uggins? If I ’ad money of my own? But
+there, I ’aven’t. I am only just a poor woman, I am. But ’oo ’elped you
+make your money, George Uggins? Oo stood by yer side,
+<ins class="edit" id="tn-215a" title="original text: 'ever pitient'">ever patient</ins>,
+ever true? But there—I don’t count, I don’t.”</p>
+
+<p>And here there came out suddenly a little five guinea handkerchief with
+real lace all around it, and it was dabbed upon those poor porcine
+eyes, while she sank again into her chair and sobs shook her most
+substantial frame. “Oo am I? Just a victim, that’s wot I am. Nothing
+for me. All the work for me. None of the joy, as you may say. And I
+had so set
+<ins class="edit" id="tn-215b" title="original text: 'my eart'">my ’eart</ins>
+on it. And so cheap at that,” she said, suddenly
+removing the handkerchief, and switching across from emotion <span class="pagenum" id="Page_216">216</span>to
+reason. “Cheap! Why, George Uggins, can’t you see it’s give away? It’s
+like pine-apples at sixpence,” she added, reverting to the days of the
+barrow. “There you are a-haggling and a-hesitating, carrying on like a
+harea-man. D’you know what I’d ave given? I’d ave given a <em>undred</em>
+thousand, I would. What’s a hundred thousand to you, George Uggins?
+You’d give it to-morrow for another step-up, you would, and you know
+you would. And oo’s it to go to any ’ow?” she added, short-circuiting.
+(It was her trump card always, poor woman! That only child who had died
+before their wealth had ascended upon them from Hell.)</p>
+
+<p>And George Huggins, First Baronet, and First Baron Mere de Beaurivage,
+in the county of Berks, struck his colours and handed over his sword.</p>
+
+<p>“Ave it yer own way, old girl,” he said. “Ave it yer own way.”</p>
+
+<p>She gave him a large Old Kent Road kiss of the kind that pleased him
+best even in his old age. And he was glad to have the battle over, even
+in defeat. But man as he was, he could not help muttering to himself
+(which was both inconsiderate of him, and futile):</p>
+
+<p>“But oh, strike me, fifty thousand guineas!” Then, “What’s fifty
+thousand shillings?” he asked sharply.</p>
+
+<p>“Never you mind,” said the lady archly. Now that she had got her way
+she was full of mature <span class="pagenum" id="Page_217">217</span>sunshine. “’Taint as much as counts, and you
+wait till I’m settled ere, and all the county folk talking on the lawn,
+and you coming out and shaking hands and sayin’—wotever it is you ought
+to say,” she concluded lamely. Then she added valiantly, “Oh, them’ll
+be appy days!”</p>
+
+<p>In her mind’s eye she saw an endless procession of squires and their
+ladies: yes, and one or two of the big Houses too; her Rolls Royces
+parked in front of the new garage she was going to build—for they would
+have a proper number of cars. She heard the strains of the band....</p>
+
+<p>It is not true that women have only two happy days of their lives—the
+day of their wedding and the day of their death. They have from
+seventeen to twenty others in between, and this was one of Amathea’s.
+She left her husband thus rewarded.</p>
+
+<p>Amathea was fully employing her maid, she was dressing triumphantly.
+She had won.</p>
+
+<p>Poor George lay limp and too large, and too short, enormous, in the
+chair. He was conquered. But finding himself alone, he muttered to
+himself with some relief:</p>
+
+<p>“Any’ow, the wimmen’s all gone up to dress now, and there’s an hour’s
+peace. I’ll bide here awhile. No need for me to go for half an hour.
+Never did take much stock in all them frills. Such nonsense!”</p>
+
+<p>But hardly had he completed that little monologue <span class="pagenum" id="Page_218">218</span>when (oh, horror!)
+the door was opened with decision, and the formidable Hilda strode in.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, Lord Mere,” she said, even before she had sat down beside him,
+“I’m sorry, but I <em>must</em> see you a minute. You see, the truth is,
+I was rung up on the telephone, and I do honestly think it’s my duty to
+tell you....”</p>
+
+<p>“As wot?” said the unfortunate First Baron, trying to lift himself up
+by the arms of the too deep couch of repose, and sinking back again.</p>
+
+<p>“You see, dear Lord Mere, everything’s so hurried, isn’t it? But you
+must hear of this offer, because honestly I think it’d be simply a
+<em>crime</em> to take it without letting you know first.... You’re
+generous, I know, but you’re the best man of business of our time.
+You’d despise me if I didn’t tell you the truth.” Here her guest
+interrupted stentoriously.</p>
+
+<p>“Not as ever I’d despise you, Mrs. Miple. But clear figures I do like.”</p>
+
+<p>“My dear Lord Mere,” answered his hostess, leaning forward towards him
+earnestly, and boldly putting a hand upon his knee, “to be perfectly
+frank with you after your frankness with me, I have just heard; they’ve
+just offered £60,000.”</p>
+
+<p>“’Oo’s <em>they</em>?” queried her guest, with the courtesy of an older
+world.</p>
+
+<p>“And though they made me promise not to say a word,” went on Aunt Hilda
+solidly, “I do think it right to tell you.... I admit I don’t like to
+lose ... dear Lord Mere ... but I must keep <span class="pagenum" id="Page_219">219</span>my word. We had nothing
+fixed, but after all, I had already offered you the lesser price,
+hadn’t I? And you know,” she continued sweetly, and even pensively, “I
+think that straight dealing has a moral value of its own. It leaves the
+conscience quiet. And that’s worth any number of thousands.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yus, yus,” grunted the old man. He paid no attention to her nonsense.
+He was thinking of Mattie. She would come in and see him again while he
+was dressing—bound to do that. He couldn’t a-bear being harried. “Once
+and for all!” was his motter. “It had made him what he was, it had.”</p>
+
+<p>“Look here, Mrs. Miple,” he said, “I don’t know what about your
+telephone and all. And I don’t want to. That’s strite, as between
+friends. But I’ve got to finish this ’ere business one way or t’other
+and I’ve made up my mind. You said fifty thousand, and I’ll give fifty
+thousand.”</p>
+
+<p>“Guineas,” murmured Hilda gently. “Guineas.”</p>
+
+<p>“Fifty thousand <em>pounds</em>,” answered her guest, sitting up and
+speaking with a decision that made him look ten years younger, and
+tapping the padded arm of the low chair as he did so.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, really! Lord Mere....”</p>
+
+<p>“Fifty thousand <em>pounds</em>, ma’am, and we’ll count the dirty
+lawyers’ frills for the guineas. Now then, are ye’ agreed?”</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda had never met big business in its <span class="pagenum" id="Page_220">220</span>more aggressive mood, and
+I weep to tell you that she was cowed.</p>
+
+<p>“Very well, Lord Mere,” she said. “Very well.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s it, ma’am,” said he, riveting the bargain, and at the same time
+managing after two efforts to stand up on his poor old gouty legs.
+“Fifty thousand pounds.”</p>
+
+<p>He had never learned the silly little social habits of a class which
+he both envied and despised; therefore he made for the door before
+his hostess, and she heard him muttering as he went out, leaving her
+there at once mightily relieved and mightily offended: “Fifty thousand
+pounds. And I wouldn’t have done it for any but Mattie. Fifty thousand
+pounds!”</p>
+</section>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch13">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_221">221</span>
+<h2 id="ch13">CHAPTER XIII</h2>
+
+<p>Dressing in his bedroom, poor Lord Mere de Beaurivage was not content.</p>
+
+<p>He had only done it for Mattie—and he was not content.</p>
+
+<p>Two quite separate parts of the man were disturbed; first, the old
+business part—fifty thousand was monstrously too much: he got feverish
+over it (and that delayed his dressing. He never would have a man to
+help him). It was monstrous. Good Lord! There was some he knew would
+have ’ad it for half. He’d have had it for half himself if he’d been
+developing the site. But there—Mattie wanted it.</p>
+
+<p>Deeper down, and much worse, was the underlying wreathing mist of
+terror which came and went, half below his consciousness. It worried
+him extremely. Was he doomed to live under such influences the last
+poor years of his life? He still delayed his dressing.... But there,
+they’d only come down from London at week-ends. There was no nonsense
+about the house in Mayfair. That was old, too, but respectable, at any
+rate. A man could sleep quiet there. Leastways at the back, away from
+the motors. And there! He’d done it for Mattie.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_222">222</span></p>
+
+<p>If it be true that this world is governed by appetite, fear, avarice,
+hate, and affection, in this case affection had conquered—for the
+moment.</p>
+
+<p>The poor old boy had nearly finished dressing. He was carefully
+brushing a scant white wisp of hair over a bold, broad head. As he did
+so he began nervously to start at a sound which he thought was like a
+whispering call. He tracked it down; it was only a curtain rustling
+slightly along the wall before the open window. Once or twice again he
+found himself looking oddly round as though something might be watching
+him; but he told himself that one must get rid of all that, or one
+could not carry on.</p>
+
+<p>He was still struggling with the tying of his white tie (though he had
+taken innumerable lessons in the art) when Mattie came in, looking
+younger than she ought to have looked what with cosmetics and the rest,
+and shaded lights. She gave him a powdery kiss to thank him once again;
+and he was half-consoled when he came down late into the drawing-room
+and found them all awaiting him to go in to dine.</p>
+
+<p>During dinner, by Bo’s strict orders (for Bo knew a good deal more
+about psychology than Lord Hambourne), John said not a word of the
+ghost.</p>
+
+<p>It was sound policy to give the old man rope, and a breathing space.</p>
+
+<p>The greater would come the final shock of surprise; and surprise is the
+essence of victory. John’s <span class="pagenum" id="Page_223">223</span>marching orders were not to say a word of
+it till the women had gone. And even then to play delicately, and not
+to force the pace.</p>
+
+<p>She couldn’t prevent Lord Hambourne making a fool of himself and
+speaking of The Thing once or twice. It was his damned profession to
+make a fool of himself. Dons all do. She couldn’t prevent her father
+asking a question or two about measurements—especially what size of
+ruffs they wore in those days, and how they got their food to their
+mouths over them, and whether they could see their feet.</p>
+
+<p>But Hilda Maple had a growing instinct that the subject was dangerous,
+and though she had fifty thousand pounds as good as in her pocket, that
+same instinct bade her change this sort of conversation whenever it
+arose, and, so long as the women remained, it played little part.</p>
+
+<p>But when they were gone John fulfilled his orders, and over the wine
+talked discreetly to his three guests.</p>
+
+<p>He talked of apparitions, of Sussex tales, of the Fates of houses. He
+flattered the Turtle Professor of Psychology by listening eagerly to
+his appeals. He managed with great skill to distil some little poison
+into Lord Mere de Beaurivage’s not heroic veins—principally by dropping
+the subject once or twice rather obviously. He fought on two fronts,
+for he knew very well that Lord Hambourne believed in no spirit,
+creative or uncreative, finite or infinite, human or divine, and he had
+to <span class="pagenum" id="Page_224">224</span>make Lord Mere de Beaurivage more and more uncomfortably familiar
+with a spirit drawing more and more uncomfortably near.</p>
+
+<p>The men were back in the drawing-room, and the first words they heard
+as they entered was Isabeau saying:</p>
+
+<p>“Well, it may be all talk, as you say, but I didn’t dare look in the
+glass since I thought I saw <em>That</em> looking over my shoulder.”</p>
+
+<p>And Hilda Maple was answering almost angrily:</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, that’s enough about the whole business, surely! I can’t make out
+why anyone should take it seriously.”</p>
+
+<p>Then, to stop that very nonsense, she bustled at making up four for
+bridge. Lord Hambourne was her partner (it would never do to quarrel
+with Lord Hellup); and as for Hellup, he was a good counter-weight for
+Amathea, whose bridge was not experienced, though at whist she had
+flattered herself all her life upon a pretty play, and boasted that at
+cribbage she was unequalled.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Mere de Bruvvish sat apart in a darker recess where burned a
+second fire. He was fatigued by certain emotions. He needed repose.
+He was still disappointed. The figure, £50,000, still returned to his
+mind, and once, as the card-players, whom he would not interrupt by any
+remark, brought out their short monologues, “I pass,” “Double,” “She
+made it spades,” and the other brilliancies of the exercise, he had a
+horrible <span class="pagenum" id="Page_225">225</span>brief recollection of a little Voice too near the ground,
+wickedly evil, in the thick of the rhododendrons.</p>
+
+<p>Bo kindly determined to bear him company in his loneliness.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s an oddly quiet night, isn’t it, Lord Bruvvish?” said Bo, seating
+herself beside him and talking dreamily. “It feels strange—this
+quietness of the country. I don’t know....” But even as she spoke there
+came a very faint, very distant, and not pleasant laugh—where from no
+one could tell—except John Maple, who was watching the players with
+intelligent interest.</p>
+
+<p>“What ... what’s that?” said Lord de Beaurivage, gripping the arm of
+the sofa and sitting up suddenly.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_226">
+ <img class="illowp75" src="images/i_226.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>Growing nervousness of Lord de Beaurivage</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>“What was what?” said Bo innocently.</p>
+
+<p>“I thought ... I thought I ’eard something—something like someone
+laughing, very faint like.”</p>
+
+<p>“Did you?” said Isabeau. “Well, perhaps someone did. I don’t know....”</p>
+
+<p>And once again, a little less remote, a little less evanescent, a
+little more defined, came the sneering chuckle of something evil.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Mere de Beaurivage was fairly sitting up. He brought out a big
+silk handkerchief, wiped his forehead, and said:</p>
+
+<p>“There, Miss Hellup! There! I could a-sworn....”</p>
+
+<p>Then he pulled himself together. He was <span class="pagenum" id="Page_226">226</span>afraid he was making himself
+ridiculous. But he badly needed human support.</p>
+
+<p>Isabeau rose suddenly with a startled look.</p>
+
+<p>“Where’s my little dawg?” she said. And as she said it she looked
+round, and was able to exchange a sharp glance with her lover. “Oh!
+Something’s happened, Lord Mere! Lovey-Lad never leaves me!”</p>
+
+<p>She went off past John, murmuring to him as she did so, “Hooked!” And
+then she said aloud and awfully to the company at large:</p>
+
+<p>“I feel a presentiment! Something’s happening!”</p>
+
+<p>John Maple left the bridge players, who only looked up for a moment
+from their game, and sat down in the seat that Bo had vacated, next to
+his guest.</p>
+
+<p>“You mustn’t mind Miss Hellup, Lord Mere,” he said. “She’s not like
+other girls—about spiritual things, I mean. I think sometimes she
+almost <em>feels</em> the other world.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, ah!” answered the old man, his yellow eyes filled with uneasiness.</p>
+
+<p>“She told me once that the only time she was in a place of great
+evil—evil all round her—the first sign was given by her dog. Dogs see
+things.”</p>
+
+<p>“Do they? Well, I ’ave ’eard something like that,” gasped Lord Mere de
+Beaurivage.</p>
+
+<p>Even as he said it there came more distinctly than before the low wail
+from the darkness, and the poor old gentleman was almost startled into
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_227">227</span>speaking; but still on John’s face there was no sign of recognition.
+Lord Mere remembered how the doctor had talked to him about blood
+pressure and all sorts of other things a few months before, and warned
+him that if he heard voices or saw pictures just as he was falling
+asleep he was not to be alarmed. But far off at the bridge table he
+caught what was being said. It was Lady Mere de Beaurivage asking Lord
+Hellup what had troubled Isabeau.</p>
+
+<p>“She got anxious about her dog. She thinks he’s got a terror. He does
+sometimes. She thinks he’s seeing something.”</p>
+
+<p>The inevitable Hambourne broke in where he was least wanted.</p>
+
+<p>“Animals often feel those influences first,” he said, and then in a
+suddenly louder voice, “we inv-v-v-estig-g-gated a house w-w-w-once in
+the m-m-m-ost d-d-disg-g-gusting m-m-m-urder....”</p>
+
+<p>“Lord Hambourne,” said Mrs. Maple sharply, “you’ve made me forget. Was
+it a spade?” But Lord Hambourne went on in his stride:</p>
+
+<p>“A <em>p-p-partic-c-cularly</em> d-d-isg-g-usting m-m-m-urder.”</p>
+
+<p>“Really, Lord Hambourne,” said his hostess, too brusquely. “I can’t
+play if you talk like this. I can’t do two things at once.”</p>
+
+<p>Lady de Beaurivage was dummy. She heard her husband calling in a
+whisper to her: “Mattie!”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s the matter,” she said, going up to him.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_228">228</span></p>
+
+<p>“Mattie, you didn’t hear nothing—not voices like?”</p>
+
+<p>“Lor, Bruvvish, don’t be so sudden! You guv me a cold shock all down my
+back, you did!”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t say you seen nothing, Mattie? You’ve not <em>seen</em> nothing?”</p>
+
+<p>“No. But I ’ad a sort of creeping-like looking in the glass just now.”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t, Mattie, don’t! I can’t a-bear it. Not now. I’ll slip away to
+bed soon. I can’t a-bear it.”</p>
+
+<p>Then came Hilda Maple’s voice calling to her: “Amathea, dear, another
+deal,” and Amathea returned reluctantly to the cards.</p>
+
+<p>John and the old gentleman sat together in silence looking into the
+fire. The elder man heard, or thought he had heard ... well ... what?</p>
+
+<p>He was fighting against the influence. He tried silence, and then an
+attempt to speak of other things; when again he heard, or thought he
+heard, a Voice, so slight as to be disembodied—a nothingness upon the
+air—yet deep and full and of an intolerable sadness. Even as he thought
+he heard that voice he saw John start and look into the darker corner,
+where the firelight could not play, and where a bookshelf came up
+towards the drawn curtains of the window. Lord Mere gave a paralysed
+glance, put his hand graspingly on John Maple’s arm, squinted to the
+left into that same dark place, and whispered rather than said:</p>
+
+<p>“Did yer ’ear anything, Mr. Miple?”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_229">229</span></p>
+
+<p>John did not answer at once; when he did he said:</p>
+
+<p>“Perhaps, Lord Mere....” Then he looked down. “I really don’t know.
+It’s better not to let oneself think too much of such things....”</p>
+
+<p>They talked just so long as gave the old man time to think himself
+recovered; when once again, but more certainly, though still distant
+and of a phantom sort, the sound came.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, Mr. Miple, I ’eard it pline! It said, ‘The Night,’ Mr. Miple!
+S’elp me, it did!”</p>
+
+<p>There was terror in the eyes now, and he was gripping John Maple’s arm
+convulsively. John Maple tossed his head slightly as though trying to
+be rid of some bad influence.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir,” he said. “Yes. Shall we move?”</p>
+
+<p>Then suddenly Isabeau’s voice was heard from the landing as she ran
+downstairs, tragically loud:</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, poor Lovey-Lad! Poor little pup!” she cried.</p>
+
+<p>The unfortunate bridge players, interrupted again, looked up.</p>
+
+<p>“You f-found him?” stammered Lord Hambourne.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, yes. He was whining and shaking so, I couldn’t bear it. And all
+huddled up on the landing, and bristling. He’s there yet. I couldn’t
+fix him so’s to get him to come. I tried to carry him, but he was just
+crazy. Snapped at me—for the first time in his life—poor li’l fellow!”
+Then she lowered her voice, and leaning against the banister <span class="pagenum" id="Page_230">230</span>at the
+end of her descent, she said hysterically: “It’s something in this
+room!”</p>
+
+<p>Lord Mere de Bruvvish fell back in his chair again like a man stunned.
+He gasped; he clutched the padded arms on which his hands lay, leaned
+back, his breath coming and going as though he had just taken violent
+exercise. His head was thrown back, and his eyes were shut. Then he
+called quite loudly:</p>
+
+<p>“Mattie!”</p>
+
+<p>The bridge party looked round: that excellent wife broke off in the
+middle of a hand; she rushed—if such a form can be said to rush—across
+the room, and knelt by the chair.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s the matter, George?” she said. “What’s the matter?”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m orl right. I shall be orl right. I come over queer,” he said. “I
+ought not to have called yer. Go back, dear; go back.”</p>
+
+<p>“’Ow was ’e took?” said the worthy woman to John Maple.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s nothing. I’m sure it’s nothing, Lady Mere,” said John, on his
+feet. “It was something.... The night ... and this talk of ghosts has
+made him nervous.”</p>
+
+<p>“Mattie,” said the poor man in a low voice, “Mattie, I must go to bed.
+You’ll excuse me, ma’am,” he added, turning to his hostess, “but I’m
+that tired. I’m not as young as I was.”</p>
+
+<p>Mattie accompanied him affectionately to the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_231">231</span>hall, gave him his
+candle, and looked at him anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>“Ye’re tired, dear,” she said, “you’re right when you sye you’re tired.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll be orl right, Mattie,” he said. “Never mind me. You’ll find me
+asleep. I’m orl right.”</p>
+
+<p>But she watched him anxiously, gazing up after him as his unwieldy,
+lumbering form went painfully up the stairs, candle in hand. He looked
+back at her and smiled. She was a good wife, and as she went back to
+the group in the drawing-room she wondered whether she ought not to go
+and see to him; she was beginning to share his fears.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Maple was rattled, and she could not hide it.</p>
+
+<p>“Well,” she said, “so far as it’s possible to count in the middle of
+all this, I make it 364.”</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hambourne thought he would make conversation—but he made it
+unfortunately.</p>
+
+<p>“As I w-w-as s-s-aying j-j-j-ust now, I m-mean ab-b-about the
+m-m-murder ...” he began.</p>
+
+<p>His hostess interrupted him.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, it was very nasty,” she said quickly. “But do help me with this.
+Do you make it 364?”</p>
+
+<p>“Quate, quate!” said Lord Hambourne, a little puzzled at such a check.
+He added the figures. It was a pleasure to him, for he certainly could
+not have paid if he had lost; but he had not lost.</p>
+
+<p>It was during the following silence, when Hilda <span class="pagenum" id="Page_232">232</span>Maple was in an agony
+lest some further thing should be said to disturb the purchaser of
+Rackham Catchings, that Corton came in with the glasses and decanters
+on a tray.</p>
+
+<p>But it was not the Corton of earlier hours. For the first time in
+thirty years that great man was showing some lack of self-possession.
+He came in too quickly; he was trembling slightly, and as he advanced
+he so far forgot himself as to look over his shoulder; and in so doing
+he dropped a glass.</p>
+
+<p>“Good heavens, Corton!” shouted his mistress angrily. “What are you up
+to? What’s the matter?”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m sorry, madam.” His teeth were actually chattering. “I’m not quite
+myself to-night, madam.”</p>
+
+<p>“So it seems,” answered the lady coldly, as he put down the tray.</p>
+
+<p>Then she wondered whether she was awake or dreaming. For she saw that
+honourable servitor make, not for the door, but for the window towards
+the lawn, as though he would leave by that strange exit. With a hasty
+glance which satisfied her that her guests were occupied, she followed
+him and whispered quickly:</p>
+
+<p>“What <em>are</em> you doing, Corton?”</p>
+
+<p>“If you please, madam,” said the unfortunate man, glancing with horror
+at the door through which he had just come, “I’d rather not go back by
+the passage.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_233">233</span></p>
+
+<p>“Not go back by the passage!” whispered Mrs. Maple angrily and looking
+him up and down. “Are you mad?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, madam. No, not mad. Not mad.” He passed his hand over his
+forehead—what great powers are revealed in man sometimes, quite late in
+life! Corton was now in the very spirit of the romances upon which he
+was modelling himself. “No, madam,” he said again, most tragically, and
+with a tremor in his voice, “I am not mad.”</p>
+
+<p>“Corton,” said Mrs. Maple, “you’re a disgrace. You’re drunk.”</p>
+
+<p>His only reply was to shake his head sadly.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s worse in the passage, madam. I couldn’t bear it. I can’t go back
+by the passage.”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t go on repeating that like a parrot!” said Hilda Maple
+passionately in the same low tones. Her guests might notice at any
+moment what was going on. She took the bull by the horns and opened
+the window herself, for she saw that if she did not act quickly there
+would be a scene. “Then go back across the lawn, you fool!” she barked
+at him aside; and then loudly and gaily, turning round, she added, to
+the company, “You don’t mind my opening the window, do you? It’s an
+astonishingly hot and still night for the time of year. Do you mind the
+fresh air?”</p>
+
+<p>Her guests assured Hilda Maple that they did not mind the air. But Lord
+Hellup, who had watched the end of the little business, said the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_234">234</span>wrong
+thing. He said it directly to his hostess, and what he said was:</p>
+
+<p>“That guy’s rattled!”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, it’s nothing,” said Mrs. Maple. “You mustn’t mind him. He’s nearly
+always like that about eleven o’clock.”</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hellup was highly interested.</p>
+
+<p>“Do say? Mebbe that’s because he doesn’t drink enough. When that kind
+go dry between whiles their nerves just fray to old collars.”</p>
+
+<p>It was getting worse and worse. The others were beginning to take
+notice, and Lord Hambourne did not fail to come up true to type. He
+butted in.</p>
+
+<p>“In-inhib-b-b-ition,” he began, “with its ac-c-c-ompanying
+c-c-c-comp-compl——” But Mrs. Maple cut him short savagely.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t, Lord Hambourne! Don’t say any more about it! It’s not that.
+It’s religion. He says long prayers after dinner.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s not natural—not in a butler,” was Lord Hellup’s comment.</p>
+
+<p>But Lord Hellup had seen few.</p>
+
+<p>“P-p-p-raying,” broke in the Professor in his best donnish manner, “is
+a w-w-well-known
+<ins class="edit" id="tn-234" title="original text: 's-s-s-ymptom or'">s-s-s-ymptom of</ins> re-e-e-ligious mania.”</p>
+
+<p>“Maybe,” suggested Lord Hellup, “he struck that guy without a head.”</p>
+
+<p>“There’s no such thing,” Aunt Hilda interrupted abruptly.</p>
+
+<p>This was too much for Lady de Beaurivage.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_235">235</span></p>
+
+<p>“Why, Ilda,” she said, with real astonishment, “you told Bruvvage and
+all of us yourself, and it’s part of the interest of the plice an’ all!”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, yes, of course,” said her hostess. “I told you the story—the
+legend. Many old houses have them—surely you know that. There’s nothing
+really.”</p>
+
+<p>“In this particular c-c-c-ase,” broke in the unfortunate Hambourne
+again, “what with the d-d-dog, it may be suggestion. It’s a kind of
+h-h-hyp....” He swallowed after that syllable, tried it again and
+added, “nosis.”</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hellup remarked that if it was anything about the hip, he knew a
+bone setter in Park Lane.... Mrs. Maple in despair tried to put an end
+to it all by saying, “No, no, no. Lord Hambourne means hypnotic, or
+something of that sort. Don’t you, Lord Hambourne?”</p>
+
+<p>And Lord Hambourne comforted her by quacking out: “Quate, quate.”</p>
+
+<p>It looked as though the trouble was over; but she had had a bad time.
+The telephone bell rang; John Maple took up the receiver and answered
+it. He turned to his aunt.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s from the stables, Aunt Hilda. They want you.”</p>
+
+<p>“Want me?” said Mrs. Maple incredulously. “What can they want from the
+stables at this hour of the night?” She took up the machine.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes?... Oh, what nonsense!... Yes? Well, they often do get restless
+these hot nights....<span class="pagenum" id="Page_236">236</span> What! Corton? Corton’s got nothing to do with
+it. Don’t listen to a <em>word</em> Corton says.... What’s that? The new
+mare’s frantic? Well, go and pat her. What?... Don’t be a coward. Go
+and pat her on the neck. Pat her on the crupper. Pat her anywhere....
+Are you there? Are you <em>there</em>? (She tapped her foot in her
+agony.) ARE YOU THERE? Hullo, why did you go away?... Good, she’s
+quieter, is she? Well, don’t bother me any more. Get hold of Alphonse.
+There’s no nonsense about <em>him</em>,” she added, looking up at her
+guests. “He’s a Communist, you know, and knows all about machinery, so
+he won’t believe in any of that rubbish. He’ll be a good tonic to those
+idiots.”</p>
+
+<p>Again she hoped that she had stopped the rot. But Lord Hambourne failed
+not.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s all d-d-d-eeply interesting,” the academic ass began. “It’s
+f-f-f-ascinating. Animals receive sub-sub-sub-liminal m-m-m-essages.
+And m-m-y c-c-colleague Pro-pro-fessor J-J-onah has sh-shown that while
+m-m-motors are im-p-pervious the equidæ....” But just at that moment
+the air was pierced by a very genuine shriek, and it came from Isabeau.
+She was pointing at the darkness.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_236">
+ <img class="illowp90" src="images/i_236.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>Lord Hellup accepting from Lord Hambourne the<br>
+ interesting scientific discovery that motor-cars<br>are less susceptible
+ to psychic influence than<br>horses</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>“Oh! Oh, dear! Something went by the window!”</p>
+
+<p>“Mercy!” cried the sympathetic Lady Mere de Beaurivage. “I saw it too!”</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Maple’s patience was nearly exhausted.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_237">237</span></p>
+<p>“My dear Amathea—Isabeau dear, go back. Anyone in the household might
+be passing.”</p>
+
+<p>But, alas! her words were even truer than she knew; for a troop was
+upon them. Coming into the shaft of light which streamed from the
+window on to the lawn was Corton, and behind that Captain the whole
+force of the Offices, and as Corton appeared respectfully at the head
+of his regiment, full in the window behind him could be seen the ample
+form of the cook, Mrs. Fry, and Betsy Broom, and the housemaids and the
+groom, the boy, the footman and all. Only Alphonse was missing.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_238">
+ <img class="illowp75" src="images/i_238.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>Partial, but representative deputation of the
+ domestic<br>staff of Rackham Catchings protesting<br>against the Headless
+ Thing</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>Corton, after a sepulchral but respectful cough, and begging leave to
+enter, brought them in.</p>
+
+<p>“My colleague, madam, Mrs. Fry ... and my other colleagues, and the
+under-servants, and the maid Broom, madam, insisted upon seeing you
+... and I thought it better to accompany them. They would not go by
+<em>that</em>”—and he waved his hand towards the passage.</p>
+
+<p>“Go back at once ...” Mrs. Maple had begun, “and I’ll come out to you
+...” when Mrs. Fry gave tongue in her turn.</p>
+
+<p>“I can’t a-bear it no more, ma’am, no, that I can’t! No, not if it was
+the Queen herself, so there!”</p>
+
+<p>“Really, Mrs. Fry!” commanded Mrs. Maple. But her command had no effect.</p>
+
+<p>“No,” continued Mrs. Fry, in rising tones, “not <span class="pagenum" id="Page_238">238</span>if it was ’er sacred
+Majesty Queen Victoria herself come back to life. I can’t a-bear it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oo—oo—ooo!” moaned the maid Broom—and Mrs. Fry made bold to comfort
+her.</p>
+
+<p>“And this poor child, ma’am. She feels it like the others. I done my
+best to comfort ’em. I feel like a mother to ’em all, I do, but,” and
+here she lowered her voice to a painful whisper and stepped forward,
+“wot’s in this ’ouse to-night, ma’am, ain’t flesh and blood.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’re a pack of fools!” shouted Mrs. Maple, beside herself. But
+Corton went on gravely:</p>
+
+<p>“The murder, madam, perpetrated under these ancient roof trees.” And he
+pointed to the antique beam. “Under the reign of the Virgin Queen—it
+was perpetrated this very night, madam. I have observed the anniversary
+religiously for thirty years—since I was knife boy, madam. And now the
+Unquiet Spirit will not rest.”</p>
+
+<p>“Mr. Corton,” said Mrs. Fry proudly, by way of chorus, “has the whole
+story like a book, ma’am.”</p>
+
+<p>“The blood, ma’am,” continued Corton courageously, while the sobs of
+the women behind him increased, and poor Bo put her fingers into her
+ears, “the blood flowed down the stairs from under the door of the Blue
+Room ... Lord Mere de Beaurivage’s room, madam.”</p>
+
+<p>But Mrs. Maple was resolved to put an end to it all.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_239">239</span></p>
+<p>“Look here, all of you, it’s sheer bunkum, and dangerous at that.
+If you want to sit up all night, I can’t prevent you. Go back across
+the lawn, the whole lot of you, and I’ll come with you. And you,
+Corton”—she turned to him—“I mean to have an explanation from you.” And
+with that she drove the herd before her, back through the night. It is
+just to add that her presence was a comfort to them—but not to Corton.</p>
+
+<p>The guests looked at each other in silence: Lord Hambourne abominably
+interested, Lord Hellup discreetly amused, Isabeau shrinking as though
+worse were to come, and poor Lady de Beaurivage shaken almost as her
+husband had been. Not one had yet spoken. Mrs. Maple’s voice could be
+heard far off beyond the lawn in a last word with Corton as she turned
+back to the house. She re-crossed the lawn, she entered the room.</p>
+
+<p>Even as she did so there banged on the floor above a fearful crash as
+of a heavy body falling, and with it a loud and horrible cry. Then dead
+silence.</p>
+
+<p>Amathea Lady de Beaurivage dashed to the door with an inspired shriek:</p>
+
+<p>“It’s my George!”</p>
+
+<p>The others followed her, and in a rapid, thrusting group they all
+rushed through the hall and up the stairs.</p>
+</section>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch14">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_240">240</span>
+<h2 id="ch14">CHAPTER XIV</h2>
+
+<p>Upstairs in his bedroom that poor old lonely man—lonely save for his
+wife (and how grateful he was for her having treated him as she just
+had done, and for her last look at him as he painfully climbed the
+stairs)—sat waiting to recover from the ascent. Stairs tried him a
+great deal now ... his health was breaking ... he thought. Perhaps
+that’s what accounted for what he had been feeling ... what he thought
+he had been hearing; and he huddled his shoulders together. He wouldn’t
+undress at once—he would rest awhile ... rest awhile ... rest awhile.
+He would get steadier then.</p>
+
+<p>A knock somewhere?... It might have been downstairs, but in his
+condition he thought it was at his own door, and it made him jump.</p>
+
+<p>“Come in!” he said.</p>
+
+<p>There was no reply; and he went a little white. He steadied himself and
+leaned forward painfully to take up the poker and stir the fire. But he
+dropped it with a loud clatter that startled him again.</p>
+
+<p>“Foolishness!” he muttered.</p>
+
+<p>He heard the knock once again. This time he did not say “Come in!” He
+nerved himself to rise painfully from his chair, and threw the door
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_241">241</span>wide open. There was nothing but empty darkness outside. He shut the
+door again and fell rather than sank into the place he had just left.</p>
+
+<p>“George,” he said to himself, half aloud, “George, pull yerself
+together. This’ll never do! You’re ’igh-strung, George, that’s what you
+are; remember what the doctor said about yer blood pressing. Wot was it
+’e said? He said, ‘No whisky,’ ’e said. Well, I don’t know wot’s right
+about that, but I know it steadies me.” He stretched out his arm to
+the table by his side, and took up his flask from where it lay on the
+table—a large flask with a silver cup, and his coat of arms—supporters
+talbots, three mancuses quartered chevron and the devil and all on a
+field azure—engraved thereon. It shone under the electric shaded light
+on the table and the warmer glow of the fire. Other light in the room
+there was none.</p>
+
+<p>He slowly poured out the strong drink into the silver.</p>
+
+<p>“It’ll calm yer, George,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>Below, he heard the noise of many voices. Too many, he thought, for the
+few guests. But it was company like. Then he heard people moving across
+the lawn. Perhaps some neighbours had come in, and gone again. Then the
+voices quieted down. He took his first sip of the whisky, pre-war.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s better, George,” he said. “That’ll put yer right.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_242">242</span></p>
+
+<p>His back, as he sat in the deep chair facing the fire, was to the side
+door which led to the little box-room. It opened so noiselessly that he
+heard no sound, tense though his nerves were.</p>
+
+<p>He waited a moment, less unmanned, raising the silver cup again for
+a second sip—when there came, whether within his mind or from the
+air without he could not tell, a hint of rustling, a suspicion of a
+Presence in the room—near the bed. The start stopped the cup as he
+still held it in his hand, and he poised it in mid-air, staring—there
+came the pleading words from very far away:</p>
+
+<p>“Not again, George! Oh, not again! It’s yer pison!”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s me mother’s voice,” groaned the old man in a dreadful whisper.</p>
+
+<p>He let the cup fall to the floor at his feet, careless of the liquor
+running out upon the rug. His hand shook, as did his whole body.</p>
+
+<p>“’Er voice,” he said again, frozen with fear.</p>
+
+<p>A hand came out from behind the head of the bed—a hand the wrist of
+which was draped in black. Lord Mere de Beaurivage did not see it—he
+was staring into the air before him—it was Her Voice.</p>
+
+<p>The hand found the switch, and all was suddenly dark, save for the glow
+of the fire. He had heard but the slightest of sounds—he looked round
+into that darkness—and there he saw, dreadfully distinct in the half
+light which the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_243">243</span>glowing coals threw upon the dull red damask and the
+tapestry—what he had seen too often that day in his unhappy mind. There
+IT stood, for the half second in which he still retained his sanity.
+He was on his gouty feet groping towards it, his mouth open and giving
+small inarticular sounds. IT was there by the side of the bed against
+the wall, agleam on the sword-hilt, tall, black, too vague, but the
+white ruff standing out glaring—and above that ruff nothing: only the
+wall. Even as he looked he saw a hand which appeared from beneath the
+cloak slowly moving. He gave a loud shriek and crashed to the ground.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_242">
+ <img class="illowp100" src="images/i_242.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>Unaffected emotion of George, First Baron de
+ Beaurivage on the appearance of an historic figure</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>In a flash the figure had passed the fallen man, and was through the
+door into the side room, and had turned the key. But quick as the
+motion was, even as he turned the key in the lock the great swirl of
+feet was running up the sounding wood of the staircase, the main door
+of the bedroom was thrown open, all the lights were turned on, and the
+hubbub of guests and servants flocked to what might be the living or
+the dead.</p>
+
+<p>Amathea was the first of them, kneeling by her husband, trying to lift
+him up in her arms, calling him by his name, and sobbing loudly.</p>
+
+<p>Three of the menservants hoisted the motionless form and got it on to
+the bed. He was breathing. His eyes opened for a moment, but he stared
+vacantly, seeing no one, and with yet another loud cry and a shudder
+his head fell back upon the pillow.</p>
+</section>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch15">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_244">244</span>
+<h2 id="ch15">CHAPTER XV</h2>
+
+<p>All that night was a changed world for Rackham: messengers sent hither
+and thither; the telephone at work; a nurse from the Cottage Hospital;
+another nurse urgently sent for from Lewes; the local practitioner
+jumping into his trousers hurriedly after an insufficient sleep, and
+also jumping out of his skin for joy when he heard the great name of
+his patient; lanterns going back and forth through the spring night,
+as one and another was sent upon a further errand; motors purring,
+buzzing, hooting, and every human being stirred up to an unnatural
+vigil.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, upstairs Amathea sat steadfast by her husband’s bed, glad
+to hear his breathing, for it told her that he lived. She looked like
+a vulgar queen of the Renaissance, of the swollen commercial families,
+with big lips curved downwards, determined on what she should do. Anger
+was flaming in her heart.</p>
+
+<p>She sent order after order, and Hilda Maple’s servants humbly obeyed.
+She had them telephone for an ambulance to be at Rackham Catchings by
+nine the next morning—not a second later, or it would be the worse
+for them; and it had to be the best ambulance Maxton, who is open all
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_245">245</span>night, could supply. It was she who had sent for the nurses and the
+doctors, often doubling her hostess’ orders.</p>
+
+<p>She did more. She was determined that her George should return to
+recover—if recovery Gawd would grant him—in his own house in Mayfair.
+She knew the servants would have gone to bed, and she sent the message
+through an all-night office to knock the place up and compel them to
+have everything ready against the morning.</p>
+
+<p>She thought of everything. Yet she did all this from where she sat,
+without moving from the bedside, despatching one after another to do
+her will.</p>
+
+<p>It was half-past one o’clock in the small hours before she had
+received the final replies. She was still alone in the room, with the
+half-conscious, muttering man. She had given terrible commands that
+no one was to be admitted till she allowed it; and the nurses and
+the doctors were waiting, with the torturedly-anxious Hilda in the
+drawing-room below.</p>
+
+<p>George Huggins stirred. Amathea leaned over the bed and tried to catch
+what confused words were coming from those lips which she had known for
+a lifetime, and so much loved. The old fellow propped himself up on his
+elbow, a momentary gleam of sanity entered his eyes as they looked into
+hers.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_246">246</span></p>
+
+<p>“Mattie,” he whispered hoarsely, “is that you?”</p>
+
+<p>He smiled foolishly. Then his face changed dreadfully, and he went on
+in rising tones:</p>
+
+<p>“It ’ad no ’ed, it ’ad no ’ed, Mattie! Oh! <span class="allsmcap">OH!</span> OH!” and with a
+horrible groan he sank back, and went on muttering—but half sitting up
+at intervals and pointing, and catching her, and saying, “There ’tis!
+There ’tis! Keep it awye, Mattie! Keep it awye!”</p>
+
+<p>She knew what had happened. He had seen IT. Her anger rose, enormous;
+but she contained it. She allowed the doctors and the nurses to come
+in. Hilda Maple, already stricken with fatigue, and showing her age
+under the strain, timidly followed them; but Amathea, Lady Mere de
+Beaurivage, on seeing her hostess, called out strongly, “Not that un!
+Keep ’er out, keep ’er out!” And poor Hilda had capitulated and retired.</p>
+
+<p>The servants had gone to bed; Hilda herself lay down, all dressed as
+she was, half loosened and no more, to catch if she could an hour or
+two of sleep—but sleep came not to her.</p>
+
+<p>John in his room, after helping to run innumerable messages and
+counter-messages, tried to sleep also, and did sleep a little,
+fitfully; but his conscience troubled him.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hellup thought it his duty to stay awake in the Little Red Room,
+and he did so too, with Motley and successive cigars.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_247">247</span></p>
+
+<p>Of all in that household only Isabeau slept placidly, when she had
+seen it all fixed up: so great conquerors on the night of victory.
+So William of Falaise in his tent after Hastings; so Mr. Gulp, at
+the Ritz after the Pugley deal, before he resigned in affluence his
+Secretaryship of State.</p>
+
+<p>While the agony thus proceeded upstairs, Lord Hambourne showed
+initiative beyond his academic kind. But he was one whose wits had been
+sharpened by poverty. It was not the first time in his life that he had
+displayed those qualities which, with better luck, make millions. Had
+he not scooped the Chair of Psychology? Here was another little scoop,
+and he was going to pick it up. He had got the main event at once,
+overhearing two phrases in the frightened muttering of the servant.
+Leaving them to their agony upstairs, he himself went quietly into
+the deserted drawing-room, took up the telephone and got on to <cite>The
+Howl</cite>. It was not too late for a stop-press in that enterprising
+paper, at any rate for the London edition.</p>
+
+<p>Carter was at the other end of the wire. No. It was not to be on the
+usual terms. He told Carter with great rapidity in a low, precise tone,
+conquering his stammer, what had happened, but he gave neither the
+place nor the name.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_248">
+ <img class="illowp75" src="images/i_248.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>Distraction of Lord Hambourne on being offered the usual terms</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>No. It was not to be in the contract. It would be a separate
+£100—posted that day. Would he <span class="pagenum" id="Page_248">248</span>accept the verbal promise on the
+telephone? He would. Carter could not undertake the responsibility?
+Then he must do without the scoop. Oh, he could, could he? All right.
+He would trust him. The place was Rackham Catchings, and the old
+fellow was Bruvvish himself.... Yes, it <em>was</em> a scoop, wasn’t
+it? Would Carter leave word for someone to be there when he rang up
+again, so that they could go on with it in the evening paper? It would
+be difficult for him to get to the telephone after they were down. He
+must have someone there to take it between six and seven o’clock in the
+morning. Yes, that was all.</p>
+
+<p>He hung up the receiver, just in time, as the shuffling of someone
+descending came down the stairs, while above altercation and confused
+advice filled the air. He managed to get into the hall and to mix with
+them before they had noticed his absence.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>In the grey light of morning Lord Hambourne had taken up the telephone
+again. He felt secure. They had all been lying down, dressed as they
+were, exhausted, and he himself in his evening clothes, looking
+crumpled and dishevelled in the new light, was the only one doing
+business.</p>
+
+<p>He gave rapid advice to Lord Toronto’s other serfs. The old boy was
+very bad indeed, he <span class="pagenum" id="Page_249">249</span>thought he would be moved that morning. He
+advised someone from <cite>The Howl</cite> to be sent to photograph the house
+and if possible the scene when the ambulance left. It would make a
+good picture. But he warned them that Mrs. Maple had got a policeman
+in plain clothes on the place, and there were orders to allow no one
+to come near. She didn’t want it in the papers—he laughed, gently, and
+there was another much louder laugh at the other end of the wire. No,
+he could not send a sketch of the ghost. They must do that. They could
+get that little drunken artist of theirs to make a line sketch—just a
+long black cloak and a sword and a big Elizabethan ruff, and no head,
+and an old curtained bed close by.</p>
+
+<p>Even as he was talking he dropped the receiver at the sound of a
+piteous wail. It was Betsy Broom, casting her dustpan and brush to the
+winds and calling on her maker to deliver her from evil. Lord Hambourne
+himself was surprised to find how much his nerves were on edge. Betsy
+Broom might have been the ghost, he felt so startled. But he had the
+sense to quiet her.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_250">
+ <img class="illowp90" src="images/i_250.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>Effect of the other world on Miss Broom, housemaid</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>“Hold your tongue,” he said. “What’s the matter with you?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, sir,” said the unfortunate young woman, “I thought you was the
+ghost! That’s the third time I thought I seen it!”</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hambourne made another of those rapid <span class="pagenum" id="Page_250">250</span>decisions which I sincerely
+hope will sooner or later lead him to an independent income. He did not
+like parting with money, and he had very little to part with. But he
+decided it was worth his while; and after all, he had won at bridge. He
+took a crumpled ten-shilling note out of his waistcoat pocket, and put
+it into Betsy’s hand.</p>
+
+<p>“Betsy,” he said, “if I were you I wouldn’t talk too much about my
+telephoning. Their nerves are all on edge, you know.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir,” said the simple girl, bobbing and grateful, “I quite
+understand.” But she was still trembling. He patted her paternally upon
+the shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>“There,” he said. “It’s all right. Even if there was anything, you
+wouldn’t see it after sunrise, you know.”</p>
+
+<p>“So I’ve always heard, sir,” answered Betsy, with due acknowledgment of
+his learning. “That and runnin’ water lays ’em.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, you’re right, Betsy,” he said loftily; and then gently left the
+scene of his misdeeds, hoping that the office would not commit the
+unpardonable folly of ringing him up. But he ought to have warned them.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>We still have relics of an age when the Press could be managed by
+people of influence, because <span class="pagenum" id="Page_251">251</span>its owners, though millionaires, were
+commonly still climbing. Hilda Maple was of that age. She was quite
+secure in her own mind after she had telephoned to five or six London
+offices that she could keep the thing out of the papers. There would
+be no reporters, at any rate, and it was a relief, and she had seen to
+a detective coming to watch the place against photographers. She had
+ordered that loudly before she had lain down, and Lord Hambourne had
+heard her.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore it was that, while yet the morning was very young, and while
+there was still a dew upon the gardens of Rackham—so quiet that the
+second under-gardener could hear the low moans proceeding from the
+patient’s bedroom—a figure appeared by a very singular approach, to
+wit, pushing its way through the laurels to the west-south-west of the
+main approach. It would seem that the figure had avoided the publicity
+of the lodge, and preferred its own method of entry, which was by
+crawling under a barbed-wire fence, crashing through the brushwood and
+finding its way, a little torn and bleeding, to the edge of the lawn in
+front of the house. But with great gallantry the figure had borne with
+him throughout this adventure a huge contraption, a tripod covered with
+a black cloth, and reminiscent of the photography of thirty years ago.
+And the name of the figure was Columbus.</p>
+
+<p>It was not his real name. It was the name <span class="pagenum" id="Page_252">252</span>facetiously given him in
+his good-nature and condescension by his master, Lord Toronto, who,
+having asked upon one occasion which serf of his had managed to secure
+unexpected photographs, in double quick time, of other people’s very
+private and intimate affairs, was respectfully given the efficient
+dependant’s name. His lordship had thereupon christened the good serf
+Columbus, because he got there, and Columbus he continued to be called.</p>
+
+<p>It was the method of Columbus, I say, whenever he had to surprise
+the vigilance of those whose lack of public spirit prompted them to
+elude the Press, to carry with him this huge superstructure upon a
+tripod, covered with a black cloth. He knew well enough the attention
+it would excite, the gathering of menials ordering him off the place,
+even the approach of the police. But its weight and size also meant
+that he could not be driven off at a moment’s notice, and during the
+altercation nothing was easier than to bring out his little Zeiss
+camera on the sly and snap the whole concern, unbeknownst.</p>
+
+<p>For this also had Columbus everything prepared upon that early morning.
+He put himself squarely facing the antique front of Rackham Catchings;
+he elaborately fixed the tripod; he covered his head with the cloth;
+he went through all the gestures of a performance dear to our fathers.
+Nor was he, as one might imagine, incapacitated <span class="pagenum" id="Page_253">253</span>by this attitude from
+watching his foes; for the camera box beneath the cloth was a fake and
+in place of its glass a large round hole stared empty, through which
+all could be naturally observed. He swept the landscape. He patiently
+waited the arrival of the servants, perhaps with police. He had his
+expostulations ready in his mind; and, nicely tucked away, concealed
+in the hollow between his left arm and his left side, the little Zeiss
+that was to do the trick. He wanted “figures in the foreground.” He got
+more than he bargained for.</p>
+
+<p>No servant appeared. But what did at last saunter into the bright
+circle framed in black was something very different. By the boots, a
+policeman; by the clothes, and especially the sharply pressed trousers,
+an advertisement for that which the vulgar call ready-to-wear and the
+gentle ready-made; by the hat, a scandal to God and man; by the face,
+a fool. My reader has divined him with her customary skill. It was Mr.
+Pretherton, the Detective.</p>
+
+<p>With a fine nonchalance Mr. Pretherton strolled across the green, as
+one taking the morning air. He came up to Columbus, still distracted,
+still, as it were, careless of mundane things. He lifted a corner of
+the black cloth and whispered in the ear of the stooping expert:</p>
+
+<p>“It may interest you to know that I am a member of the Force in plain
+clothes.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_254">254</span></p>
+
+<p>Columbus answered—to himself:</p>
+
+<p>“Forty-three and one-tenth, diameter eight,” and proceeded to turn a
+little screw which was not there.</p>
+
+<p>“And the sooner you make off, young man,” went on the redoubtable
+Pretherton, lifting the corner of the cloth again, but turning his face
+towards the house, as though he were taking part in the photography,
+“the better for you, I can tell you.”</p>
+
+<p>To which Columbus very simply replied, but again to himself and not to
+his interlocutor:</p>
+
+<p>“Double for morning light; cloudy sky, no deep shadows.”</p>
+
+<p>Upon the scene of this blinded duel there appeared at some little way
+off, round a corner of the house, an unexpected ally, and an unexpected
+enemy, of the one and the other protagonist.</p>
+
+<p>They were Bo with the hound Lovey-Lad.</p>
+
+<p>Bo (Oh, the efficiency of the efficient!) had caught the whole
+situation in a moment. She had inherited, here again, that quality in
+the eminent peer her progenitor whereby the market may be seized at a
+glance. The Press was snapping the house. A bull point for the Bo-Jacko
+crowd. That fellow whom she had suspected was interfering; a bear point
+for same. To have the tragedy in the papers would complete the ruin of
+Aunt Hilda’s market. To keep it out was the object of the interfering
+fellow in the policeman’s boots.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_255">255</span></p>
+
+<p>The greatest generals are capable in the heat of action of an ambiguous
+order. It must be admitted in defence of Lovey-Lad that he could hardly
+have distinguished between the friend and the enemy of his mistress.
+When, therefore, he heard from Bo’s arched lips the glad words “Siccum,
+boy!” he leapt forward like a shell from a gun, not for the evil
+Pretherton, but alas! for the well-working Columbus. And after all, how
+should not your bow-legged, hideous, brass-banded bulldog befriend a
+common human who might be anybody’s friend and rather go for a monster
+with three wooden legs, two trouser ends and no head?</p>
+
+<p>Through the round empty aperture, where the object glass was not,
+Columbus saw his Fate hurtling at him. Without pausing to arbitrate on
+moral right, he fled incontinent. And Mr. Pretherton, very innocently
+and naturally thinking that someone from the household which he was
+serving had supported his effort, laughed heartily at the clumsy
+efforts of the devoted prey, who ran regardless, blinded by the black
+cloth, straight for the rhododendrons, the first cover he could find.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_256">
+ <img class="illowp100" src="images/i_256.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>Solid satisfaction of Mr. Pretherton at the pressed pace of Columbus</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>But dogs, since they are quite unintelligent, are admirably subject to
+discipline. Bo (who had learned the art in childhood and had happily
+retained it) put two fingers between her teeth and with a piercing
+whistle recalled the well-meaning <span class="pagenum" id="Page_256">256</span>but mistaken hound. What it must
+have cost Lovey-Lad to pull up again upon the common earth, to lose his
+quarry, to turn back, slinking—only a dog can know. But the whistle had
+been imperative, and he had obeyed. He came back panting, not without
+an irresolute halt now and then and a glance back at the strange morsel
+he had missed, as Columbus, finding the chase had failed, recovered
+himself, folded his cloth upon his arm, and, grasping his tripod, came
+forward somewhat timidly to explain.</p>
+
+<p>But Bo gave him no opportunity. She did not want explanations. She
+wanted a frank friendship and excellent publicity for the great Rackham
+Catchings tragedy—for the ghost—in the Press of the metropolis; and
+notably in that of Lord Toronto, as being to her certain knowledge the
+most vulgar of all the six vulgarians who control our great organs of
+opinion.</p>
+
+<p>She could trust Lord Toronto to have it all over London that evening.
+Meanwhile she must be rid of Hilda’s policeman.</p>
+
+<p>The thing had not taken sixty seconds from the moment when Lovey-Lad
+had shot forward to the moment when he came back unsatisfied, and
+almost daring to growl, and sat on his haunches panting at his
+mistress’ feet. Mr. Pretherton was still smiling the smile of triumph,
+Columbus was still in hesitating stance, wondering how he would be
+received, when Bo gave her second order, without hesitation, rapidly,
+and this time more directly, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_257">257</span>pointing with an unashamed finger at
+her victim, and launched the Friend of Man at the Detective.</p>
+
+<p>Then was it seen with what majesty the British policeman bolts! Note to
+what skill, what promptitude, what immediate appreciation of reality,
+the public civilian forces of our beloved country are trained!</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_258">
+ <img class="illowp100" src="images/i_258.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>Genuine pleasure of Columbus on observing the haste of Mr. Pretherton</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>The flight of Columbus from Lovey-Lad had been a turtle’s waddle, hasty
+though it was, compared with the whizz of the detective. Lovey-Lad
+never reached him. He was through the brushwood, under the wire and
+over the stone coping in a flash; and, her purpose accomplished, his
+mistress called him back to heel.</p>
+
+<p>What happens in the souls of dogs when they are used for retrievers,
+for pointers, for any object at all except their own (and they are
+so used all the time)? Is it triumph in their skill, and an obscure
+but loyal understanding that they have served their masters, mere
+disappointment, bewilderment, or what? I know not. But I fancy a
+mixture of all these things, from the description I have had of what
+lay upon Lovey-Lad’s features as he came back the second time panting,
+still hungry, to his mistress’ feet. He had torn nothing, he had bitten
+nothing; but he had gloriously chased him whom he had been sent to
+destroy—let that suffice.</p>
+
+<p>Columbus came back extending a large hand towards Bo with the
+self-possession of his kind. Bo took it with the simplicity of hers.
+When he <span class="pagenum" id="Page_258">258</span>thanked her, as one who had saved his life, and when they had
+both remarked upon the absurd picture presented by the detective in
+his flight, a very few words made clearer still what Bo had already
+discovered. With charming good nature the young woman sought out for
+the journalist the exact point of vantage whence best Rackham Catchings
+might be snapped. She was torn between her desire for a striking
+picture which no one could miss and a contradictory desire for early
+publication. She saw him register the scene; she accompanied him
+without shame to the lodge gate, and then in a moment of inspiration
+she made a suggestion consonant with her means, ill-fitted to her
+condition.</p>
+
+<p>“D’you know what edition of your two-cent’ll carry the picture of
+Rackham Catchings? Have ye’ seen the story that’s to flare it?”</p>
+
+<p>He had seen the story. It had gone up straight to London—from Lord
+Hambourne. As to the edition, it would be the lunch-time edition at
+the latest; he could swear to that—now that she had so kindly seen him
+through.</p>
+
+<p>Bo decided at once, risking a rebuff, and, as you may expect, not in
+danger of receiving one. She did not pull out a single pound note, as
+a less efficient person would have done; she put the whole leather
+case—scented—quietly into his hand, whence it slipped into his pocket
+under his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>“I know what’s in there, Bud,” she said. “And <span class="pagenum" id="Page_259">259</span>there’ll be as much
+again for you when I see it in that edition. It sure must go in. D’you
+get me? But who’m I to send it to? What’s your name?”</p>
+
+<p>In an accent not unlike her own the mysterious stranger answered:</p>
+
+<p>“My name? Nothing! Just you put ‘Columbus’ on the envelope, and the
+Baron’ll see it won’t miss me.”</p>
+
+<p>They nodded cheerfully to each other. And <em>that</em> was all settled.</p>
+
+<p>Indeed, upon the morrow, after the story had ended and Bo could make
+sure that her bargain had been observed, she (a woman who knew exactly
+how much she had in that leather wallet at any one time) put into an
+envelope the exact equivalent, and, keeping her word, delivered it with
+her own hands, sealed up, at Lord Toronto’s hideous building off Fleet
+Street, addressed only “Columbus,” demanding no receipt and leaving no
+name.</p>
+
+<p>Nor can I deny that Columbus well earned this treble stream of gold,
+the first from his vulgar master, the second and the third from Bo.</p>
+
+<p>The picture of Rackham Catchings came out enormous on the front page of
+<cite>The Howl</cite>: they had the exclusive story; they had the exclusive
+snaps; and an admirable caption designed by the Editor himself, a Mr.
+Emston, who had been Emstein somewhere in America years ago. That
+caption ran:</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_260">260</span></p>
+
+<div class="center mt5 mb5">
+ <span class="large">ELIZABETHAN SPECTRE APPEARS IN<br>
+ ANCIENT MANOR HOUSE.</span><br>
+ <br>
+ <span class="small">SEEN BY ALL.</span><br>
+ <br>
+ <span class="smcap">Conclusive Proof by Oxford Professor of<br>
+ Psychology.</span><br>
+ <br>
+ <span class="large">PROMINENT PEER PROSTRATED.</span>
+</div>
+
+<p>On the picture a large black cross deeply marked over poor Mrs. Maple’s
+bathroom window, and having a gigantic arrow pointing at it, was
+labelled:</p>
+
+<div class="center small mt5 mb5">
+ ANCIENT MONASTIC CHAPEL WHERE GHOST<br>
+ APPEARED.
+</div>
+
+<p>And underneath all this, in somewhat smaller letters:</p>
+
+<div class="center mt5 mb5">
+ <i>Opinions of our Readers.</i>
+</div>
+
+<p class="noindent">which last were a number of letters dated from all parts of London,
+signed by various names, and written somewhat hurriedly by the
+sub-editor’s son, who was trying his hand as apprentice serf to Lord
+Toronto.</p>
+
+<p>It would be all over London by one o’clock and the market for Rackham
+ruined.</p>
+</section>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<section role="doc-chapter" aria-labelledby="ch16">
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_261">261</span>
+<h2 id="ch16">CHAPTER XVI</h2>
+
+<p>Bo, returning into the house, met Betsy Broom. Betsy had not yet
+recovered from her shock (remember that the morning was still very
+young), she had but that moment left the Professor’s presence. She gave
+another little shriek, and was prepared to do another Cinquevalli trick
+with the dustpan and broom, when Bo dominated her.</p>
+
+<p>“Doan be a li’l fool!” said Bo, pulling her up. “What’s a-matter with
+ye? Scared?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, ma’am! Oh, miss! I thought it was IM again. There! I’m that dazed.
+I thought ’is lordship was IM I did, when I found ’im telephoning. I’m
+not meself.”</p>
+
+<p>Bo pounced on the strategic point.</p>
+
+<p>“Which lordship?” she said.</p>
+
+<p>“Lord ’Ambourne, miss. ’E were telephoning all about it” (for thus did
+Betsy earn the heavy bribe she had received to remain silent).</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, he was, was he?” said Bo grimly.</p>
+
+<p>She remembered Lord Hambourne’s notorious connection with <cite>The
+Howl</cite>, and how that other eminent peer and colleague, Lord Toronto,
+was his paymaster.</p>
+
+<p>“Thank you, Betsy,” she said. She had given away her wallet in a fine
+gesture—as the newspapers <span class="pagenum" id="Page_262">262</span>have it; but she felt in the pocket of the
+little garden coat she was wearing, to shield her from the cold of that
+morning. She seemed to remember there was something there. And so there
+was. And she pulled out yet another crumpled ten-shilling note.</p>
+
+<p>Betsy took it gratefully, and curtseyed.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, thank you, ma’am—miss, I mean!” she said. There entered into
+Betsy’s young life for the first and the last time an experience of
+that operation which politicians, share-shufflers, black-mailers, and
+other candidates for the House of Lords know in their own peculiar
+language as the “Double Cross.” She had had her palm greased by both
+sides. Alas! poor innocent child, she went away none the wiser! She
+made no use of it. With a little more opportunity she might have been
+in the Cabinet; for such accidents of special knowledge and special
+payment lead anywhere nowadays.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>Remember, my sweet reader, that this book is written in 1927. What
+Bo did next never would have been done in 1917. And in 1907 it would
+have meant what they called in the horrible jargon of their day (still
+retained by Lord Hambourne) “social ostracism.” And in 1897 (but
+there I am back in my boyhood) it would have <span class="pagenum" id="Page_263">263</span>been, in the still more
+horrible jargon of <em>their</em> day, “unthinkable.”</p>
+
+<p>She went straight up to the passage on the first floor. She waited a
+moment, listening keenly—and hearing nothing—outside the patient’s
+room. She went on ten yards, and whispered through the keyhole of
+the room where John had just, after hours of struggle, begun to feel
+drowsy. She dared not knock.</p>
+
+<p>“Dog-Man,” was the undertone, “come out.”</p>
+
+<p>“What? What? What?” said John loudly, starting up.</p>
+
+<p>“Hush!” she whispered again through the keyhole, “come out.”</p>
+
+<p>He staggered out, with his fatigue full upon him, and it crossed Bo’s
+mind for a moment that he was, if possible, on such an occasion less of
+a god. A young beard had begun; his eyes were drooping; and the corners
+of his mouth showed strain. But she was loyal, and saw him as he was
+really, the divine Jacko, even through this disguise. She put her
+finger to her lip, as she had during the conspiracy of the day before,
+and led him tip-toe along the thick carpet to her own room in the other
+wing.</p>
+
+<p>There she sat him down.</p>
+
+<p>“Jacko,” she said, “listen to me. An’ get your piece word-perfect. I’m
+telling you. You see there’s going to be a break-up?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, yes,” said John.</p>
+
+<p>“We’ve won, haven’t we?”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_264">264</span></p>
+
+<p>“So far.... I wish, Bo, that I hadn’t....”</p>
+
+<p>“Pack that away into your old kit-bag. As you say—so far. Now ye’ve
+got to hear the rest. Fat Matt’s gotten an ambulance from London.
+It’ll buzz up here at nine. Then there’ll be the great retreat, an’
+the Thunder of the Captains, an’ the Shouting ... as it says in the
+Good Book. Then Aunt Hilda’ll be all alone, and jest wanderin’ around.
+That’s the time to play the card.”</p>
+
+<p>“What card?” asked John.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m telling you,” answered Bo. “Hambone’s ’phoned <cite>The Howl</cite>. The
+help told me all about it. She heard him. Told them over the wire. And
+they’ve had a picture-man down here snapping the place already. It’ll
+be all over London, Jacko. And what’s Aunt Hilda to do then?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, but what am <em>I</em> to do?” said John.</p>
+
+<p>“What you’re to do, Bone-head, is to walk in and win. There’s no
+selling the place for her now. And if she’s still steely-hearted, work
+her with your Voice.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t see how I could haunt Aunt Hilda in broad daylight.”</p>
+
+<p>“No matter. The Lord will find a way. Only follow up, Jacko; follow up.
+Have you got the carbons of those letters here?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, in my pocket. She has the originals.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, tell her <cite>The Howl’s</cite> got the story. Rattle her more,
+someway. Then she’ll sign.”</p>
+
+<p>“You think she will?” said John doubtfully.</p>
+
+<p>Bo nodded with decision.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_265">265</span></p>
+
+<p>“Trust the Young Heiress,” she said. “The child has never failed.”</p>
+
+<p>But even as she spoke there was commotion on the gravel beneath the
+window. It was the ambulance from London, and the whole house was astir.</p>
+
+<p>The lovers slipped downstairs by the back staircase, reached the hall,
+and all the turmoil was upon them.</p>
+
+<p>Down the main stairs, moving like funeral bearers under a coffin,
+staggered sundry males—the driver of the ambulance, his assistant, the
+footman, the atheist Gaul—even the local doctor lent a hand. While the
+Specialist from London waddled slowly sideways, downwards, next to the
+banisters, by way of inept superintendence: for he got the biggest fee.</p>
+
+<p>On the stretcher under which they staggered lay the unfortunate First
+Baron Mere de Beaurivage, still muttering, still raving.</p>
+
+<p>Bringing up the rear from the head of the stairs and commanding all
+things, his spouse, Presiding Goddess, herself storming, dominated the
+storm.</p>
+
+<p>“Ow, tike ’im gently!” she cried. “Treat him tender! ’Andle ’im
+like a child!” But even as she spoke the sufferer rent the air with
+“A-r-r-r-h!”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t jerk ’im, pore lamb!” the peeress went on—the procession had
+allowed her to gain three steps downwards. “Don’t jerk ’im, whatever
+yer do! Don’t give him a Hoick! Keep his ’ed up, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_266">266</span>pore dear! Keep the
+blood from a-flowing to ’is ’ed!”</p>
+
+<p>The foremost of the bearers had reached the bottom stair, Amathea,
+presiding from above, was half-way down, the doors were fully open,
+Corton was flinging wide the entry to the ambulance, when poor Hilda
+Maple, a wreck from lack of sleep and all the attention which women of
+her age need before they can appear before human kind, made the error
+of attempting a pacification.</p>
+
+<p>“Amathea,” she bleated, “<em>dearest</em> Amathea!...”</p>
+
+<p>But her adversary blazed out in terrible wrath.</p>
+
+<p>“You shet yer ’ed!” she yelled, without reserve. “It’s you did all the
+’arm, it is!” Then to the procession. “Ow, ’andle him gentler, ’ear him
+groan—ow!” Then to her hostess, “Look on wot yer done!”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t see what I’ve done,” began Mrs. Maple, but Amathea interrupted
+her again.</p>
+
+<p>“Yer down’t see?” she cried madly. “Yer down’t see orl the ’arm yer’ve
+done with yer Demonds and yer Obgoblings and yer lying laow an’ tryin’
+to pass off this ’ouse on us an’ orl?”</p>
+
+<p>“Amathea ...” began Mrs. Maple again.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t you Amathea me, Mrs. Miple!” shouted the peeress, with all the
+subtle charm of Aristocracy, as she crashed one hand on a table still
+sordid with last night’s glasses, and stretched the other in wild
+denunciation. “Don’t you Amathea me! I wish yer’d never been born, nor
+I to <span class="pagenum" id="Page_267">267</span>meet yer! With yer ’umbug and yer lies and yer Black Devil, and
+all! Yus, and ’id and concealed from our eyes! But I’ll let yer know!
+I’ve priced yer! Yer profiteeress!”</p>
+
+<p>Poor Hilda tried to stem the torrent, but the peeress’s voice filled
+all heaven, and if its owner had had anything to throw she would have
+thrown it.</p>
+
+<p>“Down’t yer mike answer to me, Ilda Miple! I’m Mattie Huggins, I am,
+and I’d have yer to know that I could take on a dozen of yer! Any dy of
+the week!”</p>
+
+<p>She put her right arm akimbo and snapped the fingers of her left hand
+finely in the air, “That for yer damn Rackham Catchings!” She put her
+left arm akimbo and snapped the fingers of her right hand with still
+nobler violence, “That for yer old Drury Lane stige barn!” She put both
+arms akimbo and leant forward over the end of the banisters shouting
+with titanic power, “Burn it down for the insurance, you bitch! Burn it
+an’ keep quiet! For yer’ll never get a penny out of hus! And so I tells
+yer strite!”</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_268">
+ <img class="illowp75" src="images/i_268.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>Wifely protest of Amathea, Lady de Beaurivage, at<br>the unworthy treatment of her lord</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>Her face was crimson, panting and sweating; her voice almost exhausted.
+But she had the strength to add, before she turned to the ambulance
+and to the last attentions due to her dear one: “Jest you wite till I
+tells the Prime Minister about you, Hilda Maple! You’ll see what ’e’ll
+do to yer! Yus, he will! Not arf!” And with that, amid the embarrassed,
+the horrified, the discreet <span class="pagenum" id="Page_268">268</span>crowd about her, she sobered down to give
+still breathless but intelligible orders, sat herself down in the
+ambulance beside her husband, against all rules, and was gone.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>Rackham Catchings was as quiet as the dusty scene of an explosion when
+the rumble is over: but it was as wrecked. And Hilda Maple sat down,
+a wreck herself, her elbow upon the table of the hall, her dizzy head
+supported in her left hand.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Hambourne did not fail—he could not fail—upon such an occasion.</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve c-c-come to say g-g-good-bye,” he grinned, as though it were the
+most ordinary morning that ever had dawned. Hilda Maple could hardly
+manage to be civil. She half rose, she asked him if he had a vehicle,
+she mechanically said she hoped he would come again.</p>
+
+<p>Hardly had he gone when footsteps approached. It was the cook, heading
+her phalanx once again.</p>
+
+<p>“Not as I’d disturb any Lady in your Circumstances, ma’am,” she
+declaimed, “but if you please, ma’am, I must be going this very
+day. Ow, never mind the month’s wages,” she added loftily, as Hilda
+attempted to speak. “And all these poor things,” waving at the herd,
+“they say the same as me.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_269">269</span></p>
+<p>“Not Alphonse?” asked poor Hilda of the crowd, feebly.</p>
+
+<p>“Not that Toad!” said Mrs. Fry. “Not that I knows on. I won’t speak for
+him—I’ll have nothing to do with him. But this day we goes, ma’am, all
+of us. We’re all resolved. We won’t sleep under this roof again—for
+sleep we can’t.” And there were murmurs and groaning exclamations of
+assent from the rest.</p>
+
+<p>“Not Corton?” said poor Hilda, in a still lower voice.</p>
+
+<p>“Mr. Corton,” said Mrs. Fry with dignity, “has informed us that he
+prefers to speak to you privately. He will then say whatever he has to
+say.”</p>
+
+<p>And with that she sailed out, and with her followed her attendant
+nymphs and gentlemen-in-waiting.</p>
+
+<p>Hilda had hardly time for breathing space when John in his turn
+appeared.</p>
+
+<p>“John,” said the unfortunate woman, “I feel faint.”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course, Aunt Hilda,” he said sympathetically. “I must give you some
+brandy.”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s a thing I never do,” said Aunt Hilda, as her nephew poured out
+a stiff dose from a derelict decanter of the night’s debauch, and
+squirted a sufficiency of soda into it.</p>
+
+<p>“Drink that, Aunt Hilda,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose it’ll do me good,” she answered in a voice still faint. “I
+feel more dead than alive.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_270">270</span></p>
+
+<p>She was breathing heavily. Then she said:</p>
+
+<p>“Well, John....”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m still here, Aunt Hilda,” said John dutifully. “Whatever you
+want me for, I’m still here. And.... And, Aunt Hilda, I’ll still buy
+Rackham.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’ll still what?” said Aunt Hilda, with the ghost of her former
+energy reviving.</p>
+
+<p>“What I said,” doggedly repeated John, in an echo of so many
+insistencies. “I’ll buy Rackham. You’ve got the papers, Aunt Hilda, and
+I’ve got a copy of them here.”</p>
+
+<p>There worked in Hilda Maple’s mind, violently surging one against the
+other like opposing strong tides in a strait, the two currents which
+have shaken men and women since first they dealt with buying and
+selling. She was ruined—no one would buy the place. Her reason told her
+in a flash that she was lucky to have such a chance even as this. It
+would clear her, at any rate.</p>
+
+<p>And the other current was her pride—after having stood out for so long,
+and after having felt such contempt for the foolish boy. Above them
+the figure of the Ancestor grinned fatuously, and the young man of
+twenty-three and the woman of fifty sat silent under its gaze.</p>
+
+<p>John put the papers down upon the table, and his fountain-pen by the
+side.</p>
+
+<p>Then in that silence the Ancestor spoke from his frame. He spoke in a
+deep voice, and with a gravity that belied his features.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_271">271</span></p>
+<p>“Woman! Woman!” he boomed.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Hilda swerved round, stared a moment at the incredible Thing, gave
+a little squeak like a bird.</p>
+
+<p>“Woman! Woman!” boomed on Sir Harry Murtenshaw, Knight, from the depths
+of his painted chest. “Is he not the Rightful Heir?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, sir!” came abruptly and strongly in sharp agony from Hilda Maple’s
+lips. She sank suddenly upon the floor to her knees and clasped her
+fingers convulsively, imploring the clemency of her dreadful visitant,
+“Oh, sir, I am a sinful woman!” She buried her face in her hands. Even
+as she did so she heard that solemn voice, again for the third time,
+and in yet deeper tones:</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_270">
+ <img class="illowp92" src="images/i_270.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>Hilda Maple admits that she is a sinful woman</figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>“Is he not the Rightful Heir?”</p>
+
+<p>She reeled a little. John Maple helped her up and seated her. She
+signed.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>“John,” sighed the unfortunate woman, as she laid down the pen, and
+when he had handed her his acknowledgment—the instrument of her
+release, the paper that would stop the Esthonian’s bark—“leave me, dear
+boy. Leave me!”</p>
+
+<p>“Can’t I...?” he began.</p>
+
+<p>“No, my dear,” she said feebly. She had never been a tithe so
+affectionate to him in all these years, as now when he had done her so
+ill a service; and it burnt him with remorse—but there <span class="pagenum" id="Page_272">272</span>was the strong
+image of Bo in the background to keep him to the mark. “Leave me,” she
+said. And he walked out with bent head.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>Hilda Maple broke into a flood of tears, putting her head down upon
+her crossed arms, and sobbing freely. She gave full vent to her
+relief; and minutes passed before she raised her face again, stained,
+distraught—hideous, she was sure. And when she raised it, there stood
+respectfully at the door, hesitating whether he should come in, the
+tall figure of Lord Hellup. Alone of that household the night vigil had
+not ruffled him at all. He had simply changed from his evening dress to
+his morning clothes, with all the creases where they should be. He had
+shaved, he was as fresh as a daisy. No wonder they make money, and keep
+it. But then, they also have hearts of gold.</p>
+
+<p>As she raised her face he knew at once that he was intruding, and
+turned to go. But she, the unfortunate, was on her feet.</p>
+
+<p>“Hannibal!... I mean, Hamilcar!” she cried, stretching forth her
+extended hands.</p>
+
+<p>He returned. She tottered. And fifty fell into the arms of sixty years.
+But there! What difference does ten years make at that time of life?</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter" id="i_272">
+ <img class="illowp80" src="images/i_272.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption>“Hannibal!... I mean, Hamilcar!”</figcaption>
+</figure>
+</section>
+
+</main>
+
+<div class="transnote" id="tn">
+ <header class="large center"><b>Transcriber’s Notes:</b></header>
+ <ul>
+ <li>Perceived typographical errors have been corrected:</li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-22">page 22</a>: <b>£17,324</b> changed to <b>“£17,324</b> (missing start quote added)</li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-24">page 24</a>: <b>perhaps that</b> changed to <b>perhaps than</b></li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-31">page 31</a>: <b>still premanent</b> changed to <b>still permanent</b></li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-70">page 70</a>: <b>franfreluches</b> changed to <b>fanfreluches</b></li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-86">page 86</a>: <b>Rastaqouère</b> changed to <b>Rastaquouère</b></li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-99">page 99</a>: <b>Your effectionate</b> changed to <b>Your affectionate</b></li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-100">page 100</a>: <b>mail tomorrow</b> changed to <b>mail to-morrow</b></li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-113">page 113</a>: <b>stagged</b> changed to <b>staged</b></li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-138">page 138</a>: <b>At his very</b> changed to <b>As his very</b></li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-142">page 142</a>: <b>his gaze(</b> changed to <b>his gaze,</b></li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-172">page 172</a>: <b>de Beaurevage</b> changed to <b>de Beaurivage</b></li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-209">page 209</a>: <b>Jocko</b> changed to <b>Jacko</b></li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-214">page 214</a>: <b>figure's were</b> changed to <b>figures were</b></li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-215a">page 215</a>: <b>ever pitient</b> changed to <b>ever patient</b></li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-215b">page 215</a>: <b>my eart</b> changed to <b>my ’eart</b> (apostrophe added)</li>
+ <li><a href="#tn-234">page 234</a>: <b>s-s-s-ymptom or</b> changed to <b>s-s-s-ymptom of</b></li>
+ </ul>
+</div>
+<div style='text-align:center'>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 79269 ***</div>
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