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diff --git a/78907-0.txt b/78907-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e8f125d --- /dev/null +++ b/78907-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,566 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78907 *** + + + + + Crack of Doom + + by Milton Lesser + + + _Sam’s little boy was only three years old. He stood there in his + T-shirt and shorts, his hair messy, strawberry-jam stains all over + his lips. He didn’t come up to Sam’s belt buckle. But he looked at + his father sternly, and the words crackled coldly from his taut lips:_ + + _“Go to your room!”_ + + _Sam didn’t feel insane. Yet there was a frigidly adult gleam of + righteous anger in little Henry’s eyes. And the world outside had + become a topsy-turvy place where anyone over thirteen could be + considered senile and a candidate for euthanasia._ + + _It almost made one approve of infanticide...._ + +[Illustration: Illustrator: Everett Raymond Kinstler] + + + + +Sam Weber got his first shock early in the morning. He padded softly +down the hall, past the door to Henry’s room, on his way to the +bathroom. He heard Henry call: + +“It’s all right, Pop, I’m up. Come on in.” + +Little Henry sat up in bed, dressed in shorts and a T-shirt. His hair +was combed neatly, with plenty of stickum, and his scrubbed, shining +face wore an earnest expression. + +“Good morning,” he said. “For the present we’ll keep things unchanged +to a certain extent. Much easier that way.” + +Sam Weber’s mouth fell open. Henry was three. + +“Of course,” Henry continued, “there’ll be minor changes here at the +outset. I’ll want an allowance, for one thing. Nothing big, say, not +for another year or so. Twenty dollars a week should suffice.” He stood +up and waddled over to Sam, punching at his father’s kneecap playfully +with a pudgy fist. “Don’t worry, Pop. We’ll get along fine. Just fine. +Anything you want, let me know. I mean that: any little thing and I’ll +be happy to oblige.” + +Henry turned his back and reached for a book which was lying +half-hidden under the coverlet. He opened it with a satisfied little +sigh and proceeded to read. Sam peered over his shoulder and read the +title. Arnold Toynbee’s _A Study of History_, Volume I. + +Mechanically, Sam walked on into the bathroom. He took off his robe and +pajamas, draped them over a towel rack, stepped out of his slippers +and climbed into the shower stall. His attempt at whistling was only +half-hearted, and he gave it up after a few bars, concentrating instead +on the pleasant cascade of warm water. + +Afterwards he shaved and dressed, then headed for the kitchen. Martha +had orange juice, coffee, and a plate of golden pancakes waiting for +him. “A little late this morning, Sam,” she observed. + +“I--I had a talk with Henry.” It would be best simply to state the +objective fact, to wait for further developments. + +“How’d he take it, Sam?” + +“Take what? Our talk?” + +“No, silly. The trip. The strange orientation.” + +Sam never answered a question unless he understood it. Now he asked one +of his own. “Did you know that Henry’s been reading?” + +“Certainly. It is a bit early in the morning, but he had me get Toynbee +down from the shelf at about seven. He wants to do history this week, +politics next week. Good idea, I think.” + +Sam was getting nowhere. He drank his orange juice and buttered his +pancakes, digging in with a definite lack of relish. “Where’s my +bacon?” he said. + +“You’re joking, of course.” + +“No. No, I’m not. You know I don’t like pancakes without bacon.” + +“Hah, hah. Actually, that’s going to be the biggest problem. A lot of +the economy here depends upon meat and meat products, and millions of +people will be thrown out of work. Well, they’ll get over it. In a few +years everything will be fine.” + +Sam’s household seemed on the brink of insanity, and he clung to the +one thing which he could understand. “I want my bacon.” + +“Now, Sam, that’s enough. I threw out all the bacon this morning. +Steaks, too.” + +Sam stood up from the table. “Thanks,” he said. “I’ll grab a bite +downtown.” He left the pancakes in their plate, almost untouched. + +“Well, suit yourself. Oh, Sam, do me a favor?” + +“What?” + +“On your way to the subway, stop in at the butcher’s and cancel our +account with him. We owe him fifteen dollars. Of course, he may not +even be opened, but if he is, you cancel our account. Okay?” + +Sam said it was okay. He had always left such matters in Martha’s +hands, and if she wasn’t satisfied with their present butcher, he’d +take care of it for her. + +On his way out, Sam couldn’t resist the impulse to peek into Henry’s +room. His boy’s little head was still buried deep in Toynbee. + + * * * * * + +“Hello, Mr. Adams,” Sam said. There was a big crowd in the butcher shop +and, Sam noticed with some surprise, no meat on any of the counters. + +“I’d, uh....” + +“Like to cancel your business here? Naturally. I guess it will be +interesting, looking for some other kind of work.” + +Sam felt dizzy. “Yes, that’s it. We owe you fifteen dollars, Martha +said. Umm-mm, why are you giving up the meat business? I always thought +it was good....” + +“Well, have your little joke, Mr. Weber. Fifteen, that’s right. You +know, I’m thinking of joining the police. I was an M.P. over in Korea. +That is, if my son doesn’t mind.” + +Sam thought it was nice, the way Mr. Adams would consult his son before +he took any new job. He said so. + +Mr. Adams smiled. “Nice of him to let me make my own choice, you mean. +After all, he’s only five, Mr. Weber. You know what _that_ means.” + +Sam blanched. Maybe he had had the wrong idea on kids all these years. +Maybe they grew up a lot faster than he realized in this modern +generation. “Your boy read much?” he demanded. + +“Read? Don’t be silly.” + +Sam liked the butcher’s answer. It made the world come spinning back, a +little closer to reality. + +“Of course he doesn’t read, Mr. Weber. He doesn’t have the time. +He’s started writing a book this morning, showing what’s wrong +with Einstein’s unified field theory. It’s a good theory, but not +particularly sound. But I guess you know its flaws as well as my son +Jerry. Thinks he can make a best seller out of it....” + +Sam mumbled something which was a cross between “Good luck” and a +confused gurgle, took his receipt, and trudged out the door. He headed +slowly for the subway entrance, but he changed his mind. He had seen +enough of people, for a while at least, and although the taximeter +would register a dollar fifty downtown, he could afford the luxury this +one time. + +It was a bright yellow cab with a little fat man at the wheel. “Where +to, friend?” + +“Bartlett Building,” said Sam, and the cab purred out into the early +morning traffic. + +“It takes my breath away,” the driver said. + +“What does?” + +“All these growing green things. What a beautiful world, so young and +fresh. And the way those flowers smell! Man, I could sniff them all +day.” + +Sam thought the man had missed his vocation. He should have been a +poet, or at least a gardener. “Yes,” Sam agreed. “I always liked late +May....” + +“No. That ain’t what I mean. It’s everything, the whole world. What a +change: couldn’t be more than two billion years old, I’d say.” + +Sam didn’t understand, but he’d be polite. “What couldn’t be more than, +uh, two billion years old?” + +“This planet, stupid. This planet. Say, how old are you? You don’t look +more than thirty, not much more.” + +“I’m thirty-two,” Sam said, mildly annoyed. + +“Well, the way you talk, you could be past seventy. Me, I’m pushing +forty-five, but I understand. My mother’s a little confused, but even +she can understand if I explain things to her real slow. Maybe you’re +sick. They said some people might get sick....” + +“I am not sick,” Sam assured him. But he wasn’t too sure: he felt as +if the whole world was crushing in on him from all directions, making +it difficult for him to breathe. Perhaps the radio would help. Sam +always liked to listen to the radio when he was feeling blue. “Why +don’t you turn on the news?” he suggested. “Should be able to catch the +eight-thirty over W--” + +“Sure,” the driver said, and Sam heard the click of the radio button. + + * * * * * + +It would be his favorite commentator, Harry Groton, and already the +prospect of hearing the man’s familiar voice made him feel better. He +listened. + +“...Sorry that there can be no commercial this morning, folks, but our +sponsor was a producer of canned meat products. At any rate, let’s get +on with the news. The big item, of course--” Sam liked Harry Groton +because he was so informal, just as if he sat next to you, chatting +pleasantly about the doings of the day. “--is the fact that the +transfer has been achieved so successfully. There have been reported +a few isolated instances in which the subject’s mind was temporarily +deranged, and scientists even expect one or two cases in which there +has been no transfer at all, although until now none has been reported. + +“Also, we’ll have to get used to the fact that our children are our +mental superiors. But naturally, it makes good sense. The best minds +should last the longest, especially in these difficult times....” + +“Turn it off!” Sam cried. + +“Hunh? You just asked me to put it on. Better make up your mind, +mister. On, then off, then--aw, I think I’m gonna change my work. Well, +here’s the Bartlett Building. Better take it easy, friend. You heard +what he said about deranged minds.” + +Sam paid his fare, then watched a middle-aged woman get into the cab +with a little tot who could not have been two years old. Sam heard the +child’s voice quite distinctly: + +“Museum of Art, please. What? Yes, Grandmother, we might as well see +their art first hand. Only way to really understand their culture, and +it’s _our_ culture now, you know.” + +Sam wasn’t particularly hungry, but he thought that some sizzling bacon +strips fresh from the griddle, toast, and coffee might make him feel +better. He entered the revolving doors and walked through the lobby of +the Bartlett Building, past the newsstand, the elevators, the shoeshine +booth, all the way across the lobby to the little luncheonette in the +rear. He even began to hum a little. + +The sign stopped him cold. It was done crudely, in big red letters, but +he couldn’t miss it. It said: + +_Don’t worry! Come right in!_ + +_We serve no meat or meat products._ + +Sam almost ran back to the elevators. He waited for the express that +would take him to the eighteenth floor, watched the little knot of +people gather, waiting with him. They all seemed normal--if any of +them had heard or seen any of the fantastic, impossible things Sam had +witnessed, they didn’t look it. Sam suppressed a sob. What was it Harry +Groton had said about deranged minds? + +He didn’t make up his mind until the elevator door opened. The little +crowd of people began to enter, but Sam hung back, and finally the +starter spread his arms across the entrance. “Sorry, sir. No more room. +Next car, please.” + +Sam nodded absently. He didn’t care. He didn’t feel that he could take +Mr. Southerton’s shenanigans today, anyway. Martha’s uncle Gregory (on +her father’s side, as he remembered it) was a psychiatrist, and perhaps +the man might be able to help him. Nothing like psychoanalysis, of +course--he didn’t need anything as thorough as that. But perhaps he had +been working too hard lately--Mr. Southerton had a way of driving him. +Just a little talk, Sam thought, because he’d understand this thing +much better.... Perhaps all he needed was a little vacation. + +He stepped into a phone booth, dialed home. The receiver buzzed three +times in his ear, then it clicked. He heard Henry’s childish treble. + +“Hello?” + +“It’s me, your pop.” Sam felt mildly ridiculous. + +“Good morning again, Pop. What’s on your mind?” + +“I’d--I’d like to speak with your mother, please, Henry.” + +“Can’t. She’s out. Maybe I can help you. Say, this Toynbee is +fascinating reading. Really helps to explain the culture, on all +levels. I’ll show you when you get home. Meanwhile, Mom went to the +library to get me some more books--sent her after some history source +material. Well, can I help?” + +Sam began to sweat in the confined quarters of the phone booth. “I +doubt it, Henry. I wanted your great uncle Gregory’s address, but....” + +“Where’s the address-book?” + +Numbly, Sam told him. There was a brief silence, then Henry’s +little-boy voice again: + +“That’s Gregory Thorne?” + +“Yes.” + +“One-two-five West End, Pop. What do you want with a psychiatrist? +Trouble?” + +“No. No, nothing like that. Just some business.” Sam felt more +ridiculous all the time. “I’ll see you tonight, son. And, uh, thanks.” + +Sam heard the boy say something about not mentioning it, then there +was a little click, Sam hung up the receiver, and left the booth on +unsteady feet. He wondered how long a thorough psychoanalysis took, +wondered further if he could afford it. + + * * * * * + +Dr. Gregory Thorne was a small, balding man, with a small red spot on +each cheek which almost looked like it was painted there. “Sam!” he +said. “Sam Weber. Long time no see. Very long. Won’t you come in?” Sam +said thanks and came in. He smiled weakly, but knew it was worse than +not smiling at all. + +“Hey, Sam, what’s the trouble? You look scared to me--mighty scared. +Go ahead, talk: I haven’t got a patient coming in for about an hour. +Anyway, I’m just the receptionist now--my granddaughter’s taking over +this mind business. Ever meet her? Cute little trick.” + +Sam groaned. “That’s the trouble, Doc. Your granddaughter.” + +“Eh, what’s that? What did she do?” + +“How old is she, Doc?” + +“Umm-mm, I don’t know exactly. Around seven, I’d say. Yes, Jack and +Mary got married in forty-two, then they waited a couple of years. Yes, +about seven. Why?” + +Sam spilled all of it, in a rush of words. He didn’t know that kids +matured so fast, he said, but all of a sudden, today, they seemed as +intelligent--more intelligent ... Also meat. What the devil was wrong +with meat? He couldn’t get it anywhere. Not even a couple of strips +of bacon. Not even at home from Martha. The butcher was going out of +business. And everyone acted so--peculiar. The news broadcast made less +sense than a scrambled jigsaw puzzle, and Henry Groton.... + +“Whoa, Sam. Take it easy. I get the general drift. Care to answer a few +questions?” + +Sam said certainly, he’d like to. He took out a handkerchief and mopped +his brow as Dr. Thorne flicked a switch and called into the interoffice +phone on his desk. “Betty? Want to come in, please?” + +Sam heard the door open, and a scrawny little girl with freckles and +buck teeth entered the room. Dr. Thorne was right--about seven. And she +had the most earnest look on her face.... + +“Betty, this is Sam Weber, sort of a cousin’s husband. I’d like you to +listen for a while, and then see what can be done.” + +The little girl nodded, put her lollipop down in an ashtray. “Hi, Sam,” +she said. “It’s funny how strong physical habit can be sometimes--like +this lollipop thing. I like it. Well, go ahead with it, gentlemen.” + +Dr. Thorne cleared his throat, lit a cigarette and puffed nervously. +“Now, then, Sam, you say you like meat? You have a strong desire for +it?” + +“You bet, Doc. Just bacon, that’s all I’d want for now. A couple of +sizzling strips....” + +“Uh-oh,” Betty mumbled, taking her lollipop out of the ashtray and +sucking on it furiously. “Better go ahead, Grandpa Gregory.” + +“And children, Sam. You think it’s peculiar that they’re so intelligent +for, ah, their years? Impossibly so, all of a sudden?” + +Sam nodded. “Yes. Something like that. Sounds silly, I know. But all +you have to do is look at Betty. Go ahead, look at Betty. I’m not +crazy--it’s the truth.” + +The girl put down her lollipop. “I’ll take over from this point, +Grandpa Gregory. Take it down in shorthand, please.” + +Dr. Thorne rummaged through a desk drawer and came up with a pad and +pencil. “Go ahead,” he said. + +Betty’s voice was just right for the part of Goldilocks in a school +play. “Sam,” she said, “what do you remember of your life on Alpha +Centauri Gee?” + +“I--uh. Hey, Doc, cut it out! If this is a gag, please get on with your +questions.” + +“It isn’t a gag,” Dr. Thorne said, suddenly very serious. “Answer her +questions as well as you can.” + +“Well, I--oh, this is stupid.” + +“Answer me,” Betty told him. “Please.” She worked the melting lollipop +back and forth from cheek to cheek inside her mouth. + +“Well--I don’t remember a thing. I don’t even know what you’re talking +about. What is Alpher Century G?” + +“Never mind,” Betty told him. “Another question. Do you resent children +being your mental superiors?” + +Dr. Thorne said, “It was necessary, you know. There’s bound to be +some difficulties the first generation or so, Sam, and we figured the +longer our better minds lasted, the better off we’d be. Those poor +Earthmen--suddenly transferred to our bodies, on a cold, dry desert of +a world. I wonder what they think....” + +“Please be quiet, Grandpa,” Betty said. “I’m asking the questions, and +you’ll only confuse him. I think I know what happened, too.” She shook +her head sadly, took the white stick from her mouth and put it in the +ashtray. “I think I’ll take up smoking,” she said. + +“Please,” Sam said, not without difficulty. “I think I’ll go home.” He +stood up. + +“In a little while,” Betty told him. “We’d like to do something first; +only take a minute, Sam. Okay?” + +Sam nodded vaguely, and they led him into the next room. “Lie down on +that couch, please,” Betty said. “We’ll give you a quick temporal EEG.” + +Dr. Thorne nodded. “Electroencephalogram, eh? And then you’ll....” + +“Please get him ready, Grandpa.” + +Dr. Thorne dabbed the area in front of Sam’s ears with something wet +and slimy, then he placed something over Sam’s head which looked like a +couple of sturdy, curving wires with a small antenna for each temple. +From this a wire ran to a drum covered with graph paper. + +Sam felt nothing, but in a few moments it was over. Dr. Thorne took the +antennae from his head, and then he was busy bending over the graph +paper with his granddaughter. + +“See?” she said. “See. Plenty of low magnitude, quick stuff, Alpha, +Beta, and Gamma. But you don’t see any Delta waves, do you. Look, there +isn’t a wave here with a frequency of less than ten a second, and most +of them are more.” + +“Tch-tch,” Dr. Thorne shook his head. “A shame.” + +“Umm-mm. It’s simple to see what happened. Actually, the transfer +experts expected this. Probably there are a few hundred of them all +over the planet, men like Sam here, who haven’t been transferred. He’s +still an Earthman, Grandpa.” + +“So? So what can be done about it?” + +“Unfortunately, he can’t be helped. The transfer is a finished product +now. Nothing can be done. Of course, he can’t be permitted to remain. +Look at the simplest things, Grandpa. He eats meat. _Meat._ He eats it. +Probably a hundred other little things. He couldn’t be happy now, ever.” + +“Well what can we do?” + +“Nothing. It’s not up to us at all. There are the authorities. +Elimination probably will be painless ... Has he got a child, Grandpa?” + +“Yes. A son, about three, I think.” + +“Obviously, a brilliant mind. You can send Sam home now, but notify his +son by telephone. Poor Sam.” + + * * * * * + +Sam didn’t know what was going on. He had a few drinks first, and then +he took a long walk in the park. He bought a bag of peanuts and fed +the pigeons for a time, and then he grew tired of it. He’d take Martha +and little Henry to the country. Although Dr. Thorne hadn’t prescribed +anything in particular, Sam knew he needed a vacation, a long vacation. +But that girl, Betty. It was eerie. And Sam didn’t relish the idea of +going home to his suddenly brilliant little son. + +He entered their house by the side door, and he heard Martha in the +kitchen, weeping. “Hallo!” he called. “I’m home.” + +Martha ran into his arms and hugged him for a moment. “My Sam,” she +cried. “My poor, poor Sam.” + +“Easy, Martha. Nothing’s wrong with me. Nothing that a little vacation +won’t fix. By the way, I stopped in at Adams’ and canceled your orders +there.” + +“Thank you, Sam. Thank you....” And then she was crying again. + +Henry came into the room, looking ludicrously grim for his three years. +“Hello, Pop. I’m sorry,” he said. + +Martha wailed, “It isn’t fair....” + +“One of those unfortunate things,” Henry told her. “You’ll get over +it. It’s just too bad that the only way we’d get the transfer in this +way--with the memories of these Earth people, with their emotions. But +you’ll get over it, Mother. Stop sniffling. It will all be over soon.” + +Sam stood by, saying nothing, balancing on one foot and then the other. +Henry looked at him. “Pop, you’ll have to go to your room now. Please +go to your room.” + +The boy still wore his tee shirt and shorts. His hair was messy and he +had strawberry-jam stains all over his lips. The top of his head didn’t +come up to Sam’s belt buckle. He said, again, “Go to your room.” + +Sam turned and walked from the room. He heard Martha sobbing again, +but he did not wheel about to face her. He continued on up the stairs, +entered his bedroom, and closed the door behind him. He sat for a long +time on the edge of the bed, looking out into the bright sunshine, +watching the very old men and women playing with their mudpies in the +street. + +He must have dozed. When he awoke, he saw two green and white cars +pulling over in front of the house. Police. They were very grim. + +Sam heard voices. “Does Henry Weber live here?” + +“I’m Weber,” Henry told them. + +“Your father is....” + +“Yes. Still human. No transfer, unfortunately. The EEG clearly shows +it. I’m afraid he’ll have to be....” + +“Of course, sir. He will be eliminated as painlessly as possible. +Downtown, a bullet in the brain at point-blank range. Quite painless, +I’m told.” + +“The best way,” Henry said in his childish treble. + +Sam heard them coming up the stairs, slowly, with their measured steps. +Something told him, quite suddenly, that this was more than a hideous +joke. Much more.... + +There was silence. They stood outside his door a long time, and then +the door opened, just a thin crack. Sam saw an eye peer within the room. + +The crack opened wider and he saw his son Henry’s little face. Behind +the face he could see some uniformed blue figures. + +Sam smiled bravely. He pushed at the door and the crack opened all the +way, admitting Henry and the policemen. + +Henry looked just like a little man. + + + + + Transcriber’s note: + + + This etext was produced from Avon Science Fiction and Fantasy Reader, + April 1953 (Vol. 1, no. 2). + + Obvious errors have been silently corrected in this version, but + minor inconsistencies have been retained as printed. +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78907 *** |
