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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78814 ***
+
+
+ This ebook, based on a book first published in 1825, was created in
+ honour of Distributed Proofreaders’ 25th Anniversary.
+
+
+
+
+ ABSENTEEISM.
+
+
+------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+
+
+
+ WORKS BY THE SAME AUTHOR.
+
+ Lately Published,
+
+ THE LIFE and TIMES of SALVATOR ROSA. In 2 vols. 8vo. with a
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+
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+ have met with, even in this biographical age.”--EDINBURGH MAG.
+
+
+ ITALY. By LADY MORGAN. Being the Substance of a JOURNAL of HER
+ RESIDENCE in that Country; exhibiting a View of the present
+ State of SOCIETY and MANNERS, ARTS, LITERATURE, and Literary
+ Institutions, interspersed with numerous Anecdotes of the most
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+
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+
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+ any of the numerous publications which have made their
+ appearance since the peace.”--NEW MONTHLY MAGAZINE.
+
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+ Italy, and may be consulted for its facts by the historian, the
+ traveller, and the topographer.”--MONTHLY MAGAZINE.
+
+------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+
+
+
+ ABSENTEEISM.
+
+
+ BY
+
+
+ LADY MORGAN.
+
+
+ “Les absens ont toujours tort.”
+
+
+ “You heare of a case as it were in a dreame, and feell not the smart
+that vexeth us.”--_Speech of the Earl of Kildare to Cardinal Wolsey._
+
+
+ LONDON:
+ HENRY COLBURN, NEW BURLINGTON STREET.
+ 1825.
+
+------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+
+
+
+ LONDON:
+ IBOTSON AND PALMER, PRINTERS, SAVOY STREET, STRAND.
+
+------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+
+
+
+ TO
+
+ CHARLES BROWNLOW, ESQ.
+ M. P.
+
+
+Dear Sir,
+
+Your recent speech on the Catholic question, has been hailed as an event
+favourable to the best interests of Ireland by all who in sympathising
+with her sufferings, have sought for, and ascertained their master
+cause.
+
+All Irishmen are brave! it is scarce a national boast to say so! for the
+courage of nerve and sinew is, after all, a quality of pretty general
+distribution, “from Indus to the Pole.” Man is every where a pugnacious
+animal; and _les heros de circonstance_--prompt to fight “for any God or
+King”--are always to be had for hire, be the _cavalier pagante_ who he
+may. But there is a quality of courage, which has been found rare in all
+ages and in all regions, the peculiar endowment of high, free, and above
+all, of _honest minds_. This is the courage that sets at nought
+
+ “The world’s dread sneer,
+ Which scarce the stern philosopher can scorn,”
+
+which boldly opposes a startling truth to a received opinion, which
+frankly recants the cherished error of early associations, and avows the
+change operated by arduous inquiry and clear conviction, at the expense
+of all worldly interests, and the sacrifice of all private feelings.
+Such, Sir, is the courage which you have displayed upon a subject of
+vital importance to Ireland. As an Irishwoman, I beg to offer my mite of
+gratitude for the benefit conferred upon our common country--convinced
+that whenever the spirit of those sentiments which you have avowed shall
+govern the councils of the nation, Absenteeism will cease to be a
+national malady.
+
+ I have the honor to be,
+
+ With every sentiment of respect,
+
+ Your obedient Servant,
+
+ SYDNEY MORGAN.
+
+ London, June 4th, 1825.
+
+------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+
+
+
+ PREFACE.
+
+
+The following pages were originally published in the New Monthly
+Magazine. The continued demand for the numbers in which they appeared,
+has induced the proprietor to reprint the article, and it is now offered
+to the public in a substantive form.
+
+Notwithstanding the intense interest which is felt throughout all
+England concerning Ireland and Irish affairs, notwithstanding the
+frequent debates in parliament, and more frequent pamphlets and volumes
+published on points of Irish politics and œconomy, the prevailing
+ignorance on these subjects still operates powerfully in maintaining
+prejudices the most unfounded and the most fatal, and in retarding those
+measures of wisdom and of justice without which Ireland can never be
+happy, or the British Empire secure.
+
+It is this ignorance more especially which enables the party opposed to
+the settlement of Ireland to occupy public attention with minor
+grievances, behind which the danger and malice of their system are
+concealed from a nation too generous to tolerate open and avowed
+oppression. No sooner is the question of Catholic Emancipation proposed
+in the senate, with some chance of obtaining a favourable consideration,
+than one or other of these convenient abuses is thrust forward to
+distract attention and to puzzle the will. The absentees, the deficiency
+of employment, the potatoe diet, the want of poor laws, or the want of
+education, are, from time to time put forth as the paramount evil, the
+gushing fountain of every misfortune of Ireland; while the main subject
+of complaint, the Catholic disability, is studiously represented as
+affecting only a few briefless barristers, or ambitious landlords. The
+advantage which is thus obtained in pre-occupying the public mind, and
+in affording additional ground for a superstructure of sophisms is
+immense.
+
+The British nation has so many and such vast interests to pursue, its
+relations with every country in the world are so many and so
+complicated, that the most instructed of its subjects can find but
+little time and attention to bestow on any one of them, however
+important. The public in general is therefore compelled to repose
+confidence in those who affect a knowledge of each particular subject;
+and to take for granted the propositions they advance. When the men who
+should be the guides of public opinion are false to their trust, and
+instead of presenting truths in a clear and perspicuous form, studiously
+bury them beneath a mass of plausibilities, or entangle them in a
+net-work of sophistry, the task of unweaving their web, and detecting
+their fallacies, must be again and again undertaken, before a credulous
+and a pre-occupied people can be made aware of the deception, and
+enabled to judge of the question at issue by its intrinsic merits.
+
+On this account, it cannot but be deemed most unfortunate that the
+friends of Ireland unwittingly complicated the recent discussion on the
+Catholic Question, by the two bills with which they clogged their main
+proposition. It was not sufficient that the public should be dinned and
+stupified with the mass of untelligible and absurd theology with which
+that very plain question of policy and common morality is too
+unfortunately loaded; but it must also be mystified with high sounding
+phrases of “disfranchisement,” “oppression of the poor,” and other
+similar phantoms. To lead the British public to imagine that the
+disqualification of the forty shilling freeholders would affect the
+influence either of the catholic or protestant party in Ireland, was, to
+say the best of it, a strange mistake: but on the other side, to attempt
+making men believe that the franchise is a benefit to its holder, or
+that the existing representative system of Ireland, with or without the
+forty shilling freeholders, has any the remotest practical utility as an
+instrument of liberty or of self-taxation, is a gross and absolute
+deception. All the discussion which was raised on this most silly of
+disputes (and the enemies of emancipation were not slow to profit by the
+advantage) was _de lana caprina_, and so much diversion of the public
+mind from the main point at issue; serving only to inflame enemies, and
+to divide friends. Though no one will dispute that both the riders were
+appended to the Catholic Bill in deference to the opponents of that
+measure, and with an honest intention to conciliate and to compromise,
+yet in the event, the introduction of extraneous matter has proved
+eminently unfavourable to the cause, and will, it is to be hoped, never
+again be attempted.
+
+The futility of the arguments derived from a putting forth of secondary
+causes of evil in Irish politics, as directed against the entertainment
+of the Catholic Question, is the greater, in as much as all the various
+subjects which are advanced as matters of complaint, derive immediately
+from this one source. Deficient capital, deficient knowledge, deficient
+civilization, are all the necessary consequences of bad government,--of
+that bad government for whose sake Catholic has been set against
+Protestant, and the Irish people divided, in order to prevent the
+assertion of their political rights. In England people are governed in
+their opinions on the Catholic Question exclusively by their hopes and
+fears; and none but the clergy have a corrupt interest in withholding
+justice from any religious sect. But in Ireland power and place, the
+licence to oppress, and the facility of living on the public purse, are
+closely entwined with the permanence of a system, which, while it
+tramples the Catholic in the dust, degrades and impoverishes the whole
+population, for the exclusive benefit of a few powerful families. It is
+bad government, and the destraction and turbulence which bad government
+has engendered, that drives industry and capital from the country, and
+forces the peasantry to abandon all pretence to luxuries and
+refinements, whether moral or physical. It is bad government that
+banishes meat from the cotter’s table, and instruction from his mind. It
+is bad government that puts a pike in his hand, and hardens his heart
+against all the charities of life; it is bad government that makes
+property insecure, and life precarious; it is bad government, therefore,
+that induces the aristocracy to fly to happier regions, to abandon their
+duties to their country and to themselves, and to seek for tranquillity
+and safety even at the expense of half their fortunes; and it is, above
+all, bad government which renders the absence of a limited aristocracy
+an evil of magnitude, either morally, politically, or economically.
+
+The geographical position of Ireland, and its political dependence, (the
+necessary consequence of that position,) must always occasion more
+absenteeism than usually occurs in other nations. The robbery and
+spoilation of the native proprietors to endow the pampered favourites of
+a foreign court, which took place in the preceding centuries, afford
+another cause for this evil; but by far the greatest number of absentees
+are banished by the direct operation of the penal code, or by its
+indirect influence in limiting the pursuit of fortune at home. Ireland
+has no field for enterprise and industry, it has no market for
+merchandize. It has no scope for honest ambition, no promise of
+pleasure, no resting place for repose; and yet it is expected that those
+who have the means of quitting the land will inhabit it out of respect
+for a principle, or regard for an abstraction!
+
+Absenteeism considered in itself is an unnatural ill. There is usually
+so much of ease, of happiness, and of personal consequence in living at
+home surrounded by friends, relations, and a respectful tenantry,--there
+is usually so much mortification and disgust in the condition of a
+stranger and a foreigner, that nothing but political causes can drive
+the great proprietors of a country to permanently abandon their estates.
+Yet so natural is it for men to complain of the evil which strikes the
+most powerfully on the senses,--so convenient is it for those, who are
+determined in the denial of justice, to make absenteeism the _causa
+causans_ of calamities which they want the humanity to relieve, that all
+classes of persons, the Protestant and the Catholic, the mere Irish and
+the lord of the pale, the oppressor and the oppressed, the Irish
+corporator and the English minister have joined in a common cry against
+absentees. It is not therefore very surprising that the mere John Bull,
+wrapped in his own affairs, and buried in his counting-house, should
+believe what every one repeats, and should shut his eyes against the
+real causes of that turbulence and that discontent which, though they
+have given him so much trouble and uneasiness, are yet too far removed
+from his gaze to allow of the formation of an independent judgment. It
+is not very wonderful that he should credit the assertion so hardily
+made, that Catholic Emancipation is not the one thing needful to
+Ireland, the essential preliminary, without which, no practical relief
+can be afforded to the economical distresses of the country.
+
+In taking up the subject of absenteeism, the peculiar bent of Lady
+Morgan’s mind, and the character of her habitual pursuits, have
+inevitably given a picturesque turn to her ideas, and induced her to
+view the matter less as an economist than as a poet and a woman. But the
+great truth has not escaped her, that absenteeism is less a cause than
+an effect: and while in the romance of her imagination she has
+delineated what Ireland might be under the fostering protection of an
+enlightened and liberal aristocracy, she has not forgotten that under
+existing circumstances it must remain for ever the blighted victim of an
+oppressive and ignorant _bureaucratie_.
+
+ T. C. MORGAN.
+
+London, June 3, 1825.
+
+------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+
+
+
+ ABSENTEEISM.
+
+
+ “Les absens ont toujours tort.”
+
+ _La Rochefaucault._
+
+
+The phrase “Absentee,” says Dr. Johnson, is one “used _with regard to
+Irishmen_ living out of their country;” and as its origin is Irish, so
+its use and application are strictly confined to the history of that
+unfortunate people. The inference to be drawn from this fact is plain:
+that there is something in the circumstances of the Irish, peculiar to
+themselves,--something which forces upon them a line of conduct contrary
+to the ordinary instincts of humanity, and compels them to fly from that
+land which all other nations regard with more or less of favour and
+affection,--from that land which youth quits with regret, and to which
+age clings with passion, when all other passions fade,--the land of
+their nativity.
+
+In every history of Irish grievances, this cabalistical term “absentee”
+appears in the front of the array, and, like the terrible “_Il
+Bondocani_” of the Calif of Bagdat, strikes down all before it,--the
+apology for every abuse, the obstacle to every plan of amelioration, the
+bugbear of the timid, the stalking-horse of the designing.
+
+“Absenteeism,” observes the Secretary for the Home Department, “is an
+operative cause of tumult, but it is without a remedy;” and thus
+dismissing all ministerial responsibility with a laconic aphorism, he
+launches an integral portion of the empire committed to his management,
+to revolve for ever in the turbulent whirlpool of a vicious circle of
+cause and effect. Tumult expels the rich landholders, the absence of the
+rich landholders perpetuates tumult: this is a law of nature, which
+admits of “no remedy;” and the executive have nothing to do but to
+procure the passing of penal statutes according to the necessities of
+the moment, and to find the means of extorting four millions a year from
+English industry, to pay the expense of Irish misrule.
+
+In political philosophy there are no evils without a remedy, save those
+which arise out of the common condition of humanity;--and the minister
+who confesses a political evil which he cannot remove, should remove
+himself: for he is himself the greatest evil with which the people have
+to contend. Sully, who administered the affairs of France under the most
+adverse circumstances, when it was still harassed with civil contentions
+and torn with religious factions, saw no political impossibilities,
+though many political difficulties, with which he courageously and
+successfully grappled: but, alas! the Secretary for the Home Department
+is not Sully.
+
+To what physiological peculiarity of constitution this irremediable
+tendency to wander, inherited from their progenitors by the restless
+sons of the great Milesius, is to be attributed, the learned Secretary
+has not informed us; and it is certain that Spurzheim, on his visit to
+the Irish capital, discovered no migratory inequality upon the surface
+of the Irish cranium, to account for the disposition. But in whatever
+particular of temperament or exuberance of cerebral developement the
+cause of this “effect defective” lies latent, it is matter of historic
+fact, that though the ancient Irish were restless enough at home,
+(“never,” says Campion, “wanting drift to drive a tumult,”) yet this
+activity, which induced them “to pick a quarrel, fall in love, or any
+other diverting accident of that kind,” never found vent in absenteeism.
+Where, indeed, could Irishmen go to better their condition, when all in
+Ireland, who were not saints, were kings; and many were both, while none
+were martyrs.[1] “_Il est certain negoce_,” says the French proverb,
+“_où l’on perd beaucoup en quittant boutique_;” and this proverb, at all
+times applicable to Irish absentees, was particularly so in that golden
+age, so often referred to by antiquaries, when Ireland, “lying aloof in
+the Western Ocean, was a nest of kingdoms,” when superb and wealthy
+monasteries and royal palaces occupied every foot of the territory, and
+when swallows built their nests in old men’s beards for want of worse
+habitations. In those true church and state times of Ireland’s
+prosperity, of which the Orangeman’s Utopia is but a type, it is little
+wonderful that the people gave into no wanderings, but those “_du cœur
+et de l’esprit_;” and that a pilgrimage to St. Patrick’s purgatory, a
+royal progress of some Toparck of the South to a Dynast in the North, or
+a morning visit from King Mac Turtell to his close neighbour King
+Gillemohalmoghe,[2] (which occasionally ended in the broken heads of
+both parties,) should include the recorded absenteeism of two thousand
+years.
+
+It was reserved, however, for one of these royal heroes first to commit
+the patricidal crime: and the first Irish absentee of note, though a
+great king, was but a _mauvais sujet_, having pillaged his people,
+wasted his revenue, ran away with his neighbour’s wife, and sold his
+country for a mess of pottage. It is almost unnecessary to add that this
+royal founder of absenteeism is condemned to the contempt of posterity
+by the title of Dermot Mac Murrogh O’Kavenagh, King of Leinster; and
+that the result of his absenteeship was the successful invasion of
+Ireland by Henry II. the crusading grants of Pope Adrian IV. and, above
+all, the fearful forfeitures followed by rebellion on one part, and on
+the other by an effort at extermination, which have multiplied from age
+to age those possessors and deserters of the soil, who have drawn over
+“the profits raised out of Ireland, and refunded nothing.”[3]
+
+It appears very probable that one of the motives by which the lords of
+Ireland (as the English kings were long styled) were actuated in giving
+such large tracts of land to great English proprietors, was to get rid
+of the troublesome and rebellious Barons, by tempting them to reside in
+that “most beautiful and sweet country as any is under heaven,” where so
+much was given up to their power and pillage, and where the services
+demanded in return, “the raising of forts and castles and fencing
+themselves with garrisons, as captains, keepers, and constables,” might
+forward the royal interests by protecting its power against the inroads
+of the natives. “For, except Leinster,” says Campion, “all other parts
+retayned still their ancient kind of government, and were always ready
+to start at every corner, _ag and rag_, to expell the English.” But the
+framers of Magna Charta, the guardians of all that was then known of
+liberty in England, were not by the bribe of principalities to be kept
+from the great scene of action; and some of the most considerable,
+having accepted, or seized upon the fairest portions of the land, made
+them over to sons-in-law or other kinsmen; and having thus, by the
+scratch of their rude pen,[4] conveyed to others the fee simple of an
+Irish province, hastened back to England to dispute the power of the
+barbarous despots, who reigned by their sufferance, or were deposed by
+their caprice.
+
+In process of time, the mischief of this species of transfer was not
+only felt as an additional grievance by the Irish, but as an annoyance
+by the English sovereign.[5] The injury done to their power by the
+absence of those whom they had deputed to watch over it, at a time when
+that power was held by a precarious tenure, was deemed so great, that a
+law against absentees was passed so early as the time of Richard II. The
+divisions of the houses of York and Lancaster, however, abrogated all
+laws; “at which time,” says Spenser, “all English lords and gentlemen
+which had great possessions in Ireland, repaired over hither into
+England, some to succour their friends here, and to strengthen their
+partie, others for to defend their lands and possessions here against
+such as hovered after the same, upon hope of the alteration of the
+kingdom, and success of that side which they favoured and affected.”[6]
+The result of this absenteeism of the great landholders of Ireland was
+natural and inevitable. “The Irish, whom before they had banished into
+the mountains, where they lived only upon white meates,[7] as it is
+recorded, seeing now their lands so dispeopled and weakened, came down
+into all the plains adjoining, and thence expelling those few English
+that remayned, re-possessed them again.” But these re-possessions were
+only temporary. New conquests and new forfeitures ensued. New
+possessors, unaffected to the soil, and disdainful of its children,
+afforded fresh causes of absenteeism, which, in whatever way it
+operated, was injurious to the country; till at length the forfeiture of
+Leix and Offaly (the King and Queen’s Counties) under Edward VI. threw
+the whole of those spacious and fertile districts into the hands of new
+proprietors; who having established themselves by “fire and sword,”
+transferred the ownership “to _foreigners by connexion, and resided
+themselves in England_.”
+
+But if the first barbarous English legislators for Ireland (and when has
+the epithet been inapplicable?) were, at an early period of their
+unfixed power, sensible of the injury which the state and the country
+suffered from absenteeism--if the Plantagenets took cognizance of the
+evil, and endeavoured to provide against it by statute, the Tudors
+(those sanguinary but sagacious despots) considered the absence of the
+Irish from their homes and country as a state engine; and wielded it
+with a policy which always advanced their own interests, and confirmed
+their power over that unhappy land. Sometimes they allured the Irish
+nobility to their splendid court for the purpose of dazzling their
+imagination, and corrupting their patriotism. Sometimes, on shallow
+pretexts, they cited them as accused or criminals, to awe them by their
+array of power, or to intimidate them by their display of cruelty. Yet,
+frequently forced to feel that the prosperity of the country and the
+English interests were both best served by the permanent residence of
+the gentry of the pale, they did not the less frame laws which made it
+penal for the proprietors of the soil to spend its profits elsewhere
+than at home.[8] The love which the Irish had borne to the house of
+York, had rendered it a point of courteous policy to appoint the second
+sons of the king to the Lieutenancy of Ireland, with a deputy for the
+execution of the high office: and Henry VIII. as Duke of York, while yet
+a boy, and during the life-time of his elder brother, began his career
+of power under this character, conjointly with his deputy, Gerald
+Fitzgerald, Earl of Kildare, “a mighty made man,” says his chronicler,
+“full of honour and courage.” (1501) This grand conservator of the
+peace, however, had the old Irish fashion of being occasionally disposed
+to break it; and his fierce feuds with the Butlers, Earls of Ormond,
+(“nothing inferior to Kildare in stomache, and in reach of policy farre
+beyond him,”) were the causes “of much ruffle and unquietness to the
+realm.” These served his enemies for a pretext to draw down upon him the
+displeasure of the English government, and finally induced Henry VII. to
+summon the old deputy over to the English court, and to seek to break
+down that haughty and turbulent spirit in a region rarely favourable to
+powerful energies and independence of mind. A bon-mot saved the earl
+from the danger which awaited him, and limited his absenteeism to a few
+months residence in the court of Henry, from which he returned to
+Ireland more powerful than he left it.
+
+Gerald Fitzgerald, son of the aforesaid earl, “a gentleman valiant and
+well spoken,” succeeded his father in all his dignities; but though
+appointed lord deputy of Ireland, his influence, power, and spirit, soon
+awakened the jealousy of Henry VIII. Being “overtaken with vehement
+suspicion of sundry treasons, it was deemed politic to draw him away
+from Ireland; and, by secret _heavers_ and enviers of his fortunes,
+nourishers of the old grudge, the king was urged to call upon him to
+attend the English court.” The illustrious but involuntary absentee,
+was, on his first arrival in England, treated with a severity vainly
+intended to intimidate a spirit which was afterwards to be subdued by
+other and more seducing means. Among many frivolous charges, “_he was
+opposed with divers interrogatories touching the Earl of Desmond, his
+cousin, a notorious traytor_.” His trial, however, was but a mockery,
+and as the object was to sink the popular chief of a nation into a
+pliant courtier, to bind him more firmly to the English interests, and
+to weaken his feelings of patriotism, the union of the turbulent Gerald
+was proposed with the Lady Elizabeth Grey, the king’s own kinswoman and
+daughter of the Duke of Suffolk. This marriage, celebrated with royal
+splendour, with all the festivities of a boisterous but splendid court,
+was deemed a preliminary step to permanent subjection, and to frequent
+and long visits to the English court.
+
+Scarcely, however, had Kildare returned home, and resumed the deputyship
+of Ireland, when the domestic tumults of the great lords of the pale
+involved him in new accusations on the part of the crown, “intimations
+of new treasons passing to and fro, with complaynts and replyes;” and as
+Cardinal Wolsey “_did hate the Kildare bloud_,” and had resolved on
+breaking down their power, the earl was again called from his stronghold
+in Ireland, and accused of having “wilfully winked at the Earl of
+Desmond (whose large possessions were his crimes in the eye of the
+minister), and with having curried acquaintance and friendship with mere
+Irish.” While lying under the imputation of a crime, always heinous in
+the Irish,--natural affection to the land and its suffering
+children,--the brave Kildare (like an eagle taken from its eirie in the
+mountain-cliffs of its native region, and chained to the earth in a
+golden cage) was suffered to loiter away his existence, in listless
+indolence and life-wearing anxiety, in the purlieus of a court that
+resembled the seraglio of an Asiatic satrap, alternately favoured and
+persecuted, as the caprice of the sovereign or the aversion of the
+minister ruled the hour. It was at this period, when his mind was borne
+down by his humiliating position, that he was prevailed on to consent to
+his daughter the Lady Elizabeth Fitzgerald’s permanent residence at
+court; and it was by this concession that the loveliest of all Irish
+absentees, “_the more than celestial Geraldine_,” has become an object
+of interest and admiration to posterity, as the poetical idol of the
+gallant and unfortunate Surrey.[9]
+
+Although educated at the rural palace of Hunsdon with her kinswomen the
+Princesses Mary and Elizabeth, and though afterwards maid of honour to
+the Queen, it is probable that this lady was rather an hostage than a
+guest, and was detained more by force than by inclination:--as the
+sequel of her story goes to prove. “All this while,” says Campion,
+“abode the Earl of Kildare at the court, and with much ado found shifte
+to be called before the Lords to answer solemnly.” When, at last, every
+excuse for delay was exhausted, and every hope of subduing his
+invincible spirit faded, he was “called before the lords to answer
+solemnly,” who “sat upon him diversly affectioned; and especially the
+Cardinal Lord Chancellor (Wolsey) who disliked his cause, comforted his
+accusers, and enforced the articles objected.”
+
+The whole scene of this mock trial is so graphic, and the speeches of
+the Cardinal and of the Irish Lord Deputy so curious and descriptive of
+the state and manners of the time, that the introduction may be pardoned
+of an episode which goes to prove, by a striking instance, that Irish
+absenteeism under any form, voluntarily or involuntary, graced by royal
+favour, or marked by ministerial persecution, is derogatory to the
+dignity, and injurious to the interests of the Irish nobility. The Earl
+of Kildare, alone, unfriended, without the aid of counsel to plead, or
+witness to depose in his behalf, appeared in the midst of the Lords,
+every one of whom was the slave of the King or the parasite of the
+minister,--“for what,” (says Walpole, one of their own caste,)--“what
+twelve tradesmen could be found more servile than every court of peers
+during the whole of this reign?”--Wolsey was the first to speak, and he
+began with these words:--“I wot well, my Lord, that I am not the meetest
+man at this board to charge you with these treasons, because it hath
+pleased some of your pew-fellows to report that I am a professed enemie
+to all nobilitie, and namely to the Geraldines: but seeing every curst
+boy can say as much when he is controled, and seeing these points are so
+weightie that they should not be dissembled of us, and so apparent that
+they cannot be denyed of you, I must have leave, notwithstanding your
+state slaunder, to be the mouth of these honorable persons at this time,
+and to trumpe your reasons in your way, howsoever you take me. First,
+you remember how the lewde Earle your kinsman, who passeth not whom he
+serve, might he change his master, sent his confederates with letters of
+credence to Frauncis the French king, and, having but cold comfort
+there, to Charles the Emperour, proffering the helpe of Mounster and
+Connaght towards the conquest of Ireland, if either of them would helpe
+to win it from our King. How many letters? what precepts? what messages?
+what threats have been sent you to apprehend him? and yet not done! why
+so? forsooth, I could not catch him: nay, nay, Earle, forsooth you would
+not nightly watch him. If he be justly suspected, why are you partiall
+in so great a cause? if not, why are you fearfull to have him tryed? Yea
+sir, it will be sworn and deposed to your face, that for feare of
+meeting him, you have winked, wilfully shunned his sight, altered your
+course, warned his friends, stopped both eyes and eares against his
+detectors, and, when soever you tooke upon you to hunt him out, then was
+he sure before hand to bee out of your walke: surely this juggling and
+false play little became either an honest man, called to such honour, or
+a nobleman put in such trust. Had you lost but a cow or a garron of your
+owne, two hundred Kyrneghes would have come at your whistle, to rescue
+the prey from the uttermost edge of Ulster: all the Irish in Ireland
+must have given you the way. But in pursuing so weightie a matter as
+this, mercifull God! how nice, how dangerous, how wayward have you bin!
+One while he is from home, sometimes fled, sometimes in the borders
+where you dare not venture: I wist, my Lord, there be shrewd Bugges in
+the borders for the Earl of Kildare to feare. The Earle, nay the King of
+Kildare, for, when you are disposed, you reigne more like than rule the
+land:--where you are malicious, the truest subjects stand for Irish
+enemies: where you are pleased the Irish enemie stands for a dutifull
+subject: hearts and hands, lives and lands, are all at your courtesie:
+who fawneth not thereon, hee cannot rest within your smell, and your
+smell is so ranke that you tracke them out at pleasure.”
+
+Whilst the Cardinal was speaking, the Earle chafed and changed colour,
+and sundry proffers made to answer every sentence as it came; at last he
+broke out, and interrupted them thus. “My Lord Chancellour, I beseech
+you pardon me; I am short-witted, and you, I perceive, intend a long
+tale. If you proceede in this order, halfe my purgation will be lost for
+lacke of carryage: I have no schoole tricks, nor art of memory; excepte
+you heare me while I remember your words, your second processe will
+hammer out the former.” The Lords associate, who for the most part
+tenderly loved him, and knew the Cardinal’s manner of termes so
+lothsome, as wherewith they were tyred many years agoe, humbly besought
+his Grace to charge him directly with particulars and to dwell in some
+one matter till it were examined through. That granted, “It is good
+reason (quoth the Earle) that your Grace beare the mouth of this
+chamber. But, my Lord, those mouthes that put this tale into your mouth,
+are very wide mouths, such indeed as have gaped long for my wreck, and
+now at length, for want of better stuff, are fain to fill their mouths
+with smoak. What my cousin Desmond hath compassed, as I know not, so I
+beshrew his naked heart for holding out so long. If hee can bee taken by
+my agents that presently wayte for him, then have my adversaryes
+betrayed their malice, and this heape of haynous wordes shall resemble a
+man of strawe, that seemeth at a blush to carry some proportion, but
+when it is felt and poysed, discovereth a vanity, serving only to fraye
+crowes; and I trust your honours will see the proofe hereof and mine
+innocencie testified in this behalfe by the thing itselfe within these
+few dayes. But goe to, suppose hee never bee had, what is Kildare to
+blame for it, more than my good brother of Ossory? notwithstanding his
+high promises, having also the king’s power, he is glad to take egges
+for his money, and bring him in at leysure. Cannot the Earle of Desmond
+shift, but I must bee of counsell? cannot hee bee hid, except I winke?
+If hee bee close, am I his mate? If hee bee friended, am I a traitour?
+This is a doughty kinde of accusation, which they urge against mee,
+wherein they are stabled and myred at my first denyall. You would not
+see him, say they; who made them so familiar with mine eye sight? or
+when was the Earle within my _Equinas_? or who stood by when I let him
+slip? or where are the tokens of my willfull hood-winking? Oh, but you
+sent him word to beware of you: who was the messenger? where are the
+letters? convince my negative. See how loosely this idle reason hangeth:
+Desmond is not taken, well, we are in fault: why? because you are. Who
+proves it? nobody. What conjectures? so it seemeth. To whom? to your
+enemies. Who told it them? What other grounds? none. Will they sweare
+it? they will sweare it. My Lords, then belike they know it: if they
+know it, either they have my hand to show, or can bring forth the
+messenger, or were present at a conference, or privy to Desmond, or
+somebody betrayed it to them, or themselves were my carryers or
+vice-gerents therein. Which of these parts will they choose? I know them
+too well to reckon myself convict by their bare wordes, or headlesse
+hearsayes, or frantick oathes: my letters were soone read, were any such
+writing extant; my servaunts and friends are ready to bee sifted. Of my
+cousin Desmond they may lye lewdly, since no man can heere will tell the
+contrary. Touching my selfe, I never noted in them either so much wit,
+or so much faith, that I could have gaged upon their silence the life of
+a good hound, much lesse mine owne. I doubt not, may it please your
+honours to oppose them, how they came to knowledge of these matters
+which they are so ready to depose, but you shall finde their tongues
+chayned to another man’s trencher, and as it were knights of the post,
+suborned to say, sweare, and stare the uttermost they can, as those that
+passe not what they say, nor with what face they say it, so they say no
+truths. But of another thing, it grieveth me that your good grace, whom
+I take to be wise and sharpe, and who of your own blessed disposition
+wish me well, should be so farre gone in crediting those corrupt
+informers, that abuse the ignorance of their state and country to my
+perill. Little know you, my lord, how necessary it is, not onely for the
+governour, but also for every nobleman in Ireland, to hamper his
+vincible neighbours at discretion, wherein, if they wayted for processe
+of law, and had not these lives and lands you speake of within their
+reach, they might pass to loose their own lives and lands without law.
+You heare of a case, as it were in a dreame, and feell not the smart
+that vexeth us. In England there is not a meane subject that dare extend
+this hand to fillip a peere of the realme;--in Ireland, except the lord
+have cunning to his strength, and strength to save his owne, and
+sufficient authoritie to racke thieves and varletts when they stirre,
+hee shall finde them swarme so fast that it will bee too late to call
+for justice. If you will have our service take effect, you must not tye
+us always to the judicial proceedings, wherewith your realme, thank-bee
+God, is inured. As touching my kingdome, my Lord, I would you and I had
+exchanged kingdomes but for one moneth, I would trust to gather up more
+crummes in that space, than twice the revenues of my poore
+earledome;--but you are well and warme, and so hold you, and upbraide
+not me with such an odious storme. I sleepe on a dablin, when you lye
+soft in your bed of downe; I serve under the cope of heaven, when you
+are served under a canopy; I drinke water out of a skull, when you
+drinke out of golden cuppes; my courser is trained to the field, when
+your jennet is taught to amble; when you are begraced, and belorded, and
+crowched and kneeled unto, then I finde small grace with our Irish
+borderers, except I cut them off by the knees.” At these girds the
+councell would have smiled if they durst; but each man bitt his lippe,
+and held his countenance. The Cardinall perceived that Kildare was no
+cake, and rose in a fume from the councell-table, committed the Earle,
+and deferred the matter till more direct probations came out of
+Ireland.--It is unnecessary to add, that these “_probations_” were
+readily procured. “For of this treason,” continues the quaint
+chronicler, “he (Kildare) was found guilty, and imprisoned in the Tower
+a long time. The gentleman betook himself to God and the King, was
+heartily loved of the lieutenant, pittied in all the court, and standing
+in so hard case, altered little his accustomed hue, comforted other
+noblemen prisoners with him dissembling his own sorrow.
+
+“One night, when the lieutenant and he, for disport, were playing at
+_slide-groat_, suddenly commeth from the Cardinall a mandat to execute
+Kildare on the _morrow_. The Earl marking the Lieutenant’s deep sigh on
+reading the bill, ‘By Sant Bride,’ quoth he, ‘there is some mad game in
+that scralle, but, fall how it will, this throw is for a huddle.’ When
+the worst was told him: ‘Now I pray thee,’ quoth he, ‘doe no more but
+learn assuredly from the King’s owne mouthe whether his Grace be witting
+thereto or not.’ Sore doubted the Lieutenant to displease the Cardinall;
+yet of very pure devotion to his friend, he posteth to the King at
+midnight, and said his errand (for all houres of the day or night, the
+lieutenant hath accesse to the prince upon occasions.) King Henry,
+controwling the sawcyness of the priest--those were his tearmes--gave
+him his signet in token of countermand; which, when the Cardinall had
+seene, he began to breake into unseasonable words with the lieutenant,
+which he was loath to heare, and so he left him fretting. Thus broke up
+the storme for a time, and the next yeare Wolsey was cast out of favour;
+and within few yeares Sir William Skevington was sent over deputy, who
+brought with him the Earle pardoned, and rid from all his troubles.”
+
+But this “riddance” was only of short duration. New causes of complaint,
+and new reasons, were soon found or invented for once more drawing the
+Earl from the strong hold of his interest and power--his native country:
+and he was again “commanded by sharp letters to repair to England.” His
+arrival there was followed by a report of his execution,[10] which soon
+reached his family in Ireland. His son, whom he had left Lord Justice in
+his place, the gallant but impetuous Lord Thomas, on hearing of this
+supposed act of treachery against his father, threw down the sword of
+office, and flew into open rebellion, followed by his five uncles the
+Lords Fitzgerald. The insurrection was soon quelled; and the unfortunate
+Geraldines having surrendered, set out for England on the parole of the
+Lord Marshal Dorset, where, shortly after their arrival, they were all
+executed in one day. The death of the old Earl himself in the Tower,
+where he is said to have died “for thought and paine,” ends the tragic
+story of the enforced absenteeism of the Geraldines.[11]
+
+This murder of the Lady Geraldine’s uncles, father, brother, and that of
+her unfortunate and highly endowed lover, (“who,” says Lodge, “reflected
+splendour even on the name of Howard,” and who was put to death by Henry
+VIII. for quartering the arms of Edward the Confessor,) must have
+rendered the English Court a dreary residence to her. Still, however,
+she remained there, most probably under the influence of the same major
+force which first drew her from her domestic home. But while Henry thus
+continued to retain the most beautiful woman of Ireland near his person,
+he began to see, as it appears, the policy of keeping the men at home;
+and he passed his famous bill against “_absencie_,” the preamble of
+which is curious, as portraying the evils against which it was
+framed--at least that portion of the evils by which the English
+government, for a long series of years, was alone touched. Like a good
+many more modern acts, be it remarked _en passant_, it commences by the
+formal averment of a self-evident falsehood: “That, for as much as it
+was notorious and manifest, that this land of Ireland being heretofore
+inhabited and _in obedience_ to the said king’s most noble progenitors,
+who in those days in the righte of the Crown of England had great
+possessions, rentes, and profits, within the same land,” &c. It then
+goes on to state “the ruine, rebellion, and decay,” which ensued by the
+absence of the great landholders: who, “after abiding within the said
+land, nobly and valiantly defended the same against all the king’s
+enemies, and also _kept the same in such tranquillity and good order_,
+as the King of England had due obedience of the inhabitance there, the
+laws obeyed, and the revenues and regalitie were duely answered;” but
+that afterwards “they and their heires absented themselves out of the
+said land of Ireland, _denjorning_ within the realm of England, not
+pondering, ne regarding the preservation thereof,--the townes, castels,
+and garrisons appertaining to them fell in ruin and decay, and the
+English inhabitants therein, in default of defence and _justice_, and by
+compulsion of those of the Irish, were exiled, whereby the king’s said
+progenitors lost as well their said dominion and subjection there, as
+also their revenues and profites; and their said enemies by redopting or
+retaining the said lands, dominions, and possessions, were elevated into
+great pride,” &c. &c.
+
+Hitherto, with a few exceptions, _absencie_, as touching a residence in
+England, had been confined to the great Irish lords of the pale, who,
+although of English descent, and bearing Norman names, had in the course
+of successive generations run through all those shades of
+naturalization, which left them in manners, habits, and affections, but
+little distinguishable from the aboriginal Irishman, who proudly traced
+his origin to the Lady Scota, the daughter or grand-daughter of King
+Pharaoh.[12]
+
+But it was reserved for the reign of the Virgin Queen to drive the
+genuine nobility of Ireland from their native land at any loss or risk
+into distant regions[13] and unknown countries, or to allure them to her
+own formal and fantastic court, by a show of feminine sympathy; which,
+though in direct contradiction to her whole policy and conduct, was well
+calculated to win the unwary, and to soothe the unfortunate.[14]
+
+The Queen, in her quality both of woman and sovereign, was fond of
+making speeches; and she probably found it prettier to be pathetic than
+just, as she certainly found it easier to chide than to call in the pack
+of bloodhounds she had let loose upon the devoted country of her
+delegated sway. While the Fitzwilliams, the Binghams, the Drurys, the
+Bagnals, and others of her Irish ministers, were carrying destruction
+through the land by “fire, sword, and pestilence,”[15] the fair and
+royal rhetorician was exclaiming in her closet against their conduct, by
+classical allusions to parallel facts, which showed at once her learning
+and her sympathy. “I fear,” she said, apostrophizing her ministers in
+Ireland, “that the same reproach will be made to me as was formerly made
+by Bato to Tiberius. It is you who are to blame for these things, who
+have committed your flocks not to shepherds but to wolves.” The Irish,
+“who love learning to a fault,” says Spenser, (and women too, God
+forgive them,) were bewitched by similar declarations of pity, breathed
+in the language of the learned from the lips of the royal and the fair.
+The O’Rourkes, the O’Neils, the O’Connors, forgot the wiles and the
+treachery of which their fathers had been the dupes or the victims; and
+each in his turn expiated his credulity in its fatal results.[16]
+
+The English were accustomed to the presence of the Geraldines, the
+Butlers, the De Courceys, De Burgos, and other great Anglo-Irish lords
+of the pale, who, though by “gossipry and alliance” they occasionally
+fell into Irish habits, and sported a glib or a mantle at home, were
+still sure to resume the English costume when at the English court. But
+the true aboriginal Irish gentlemen, the brave O’s and Macs, who, driven
+to their woods and morasses with no other weapon of defence than their
+skein, their hatchet, or their pike, had for centuries resisted the
+well-armed force of England,--they were creatures of almost fabulous
+interest and existence; and the “anthropophagi and men whose heads do
+grow beneath their shoulders,” were not more monstrous to English
+apprehensions than the “flying Irish,” whose wings were supposed to grow
+beneath their heads. To the higher castes, however, they were known by
+the reputation of their prowess and their comeliness; and were noted by
+some of the poets of the day, alike for their invincible spirits and
+their lofty stature.[17] This romantic interest thrown round a race at
+once so brave and so unfortunate, so wild, and yet so gallant in their
+bearing, might not have been without its effect in influencing the
+policy of the coquettish queen, and drawing to her court those (as yet
+unseen) Thanists, the known admirers of her sex and contemners of her
+power.
+
+The restlessness of suffering, the enterprise of romantic valour, the
+partiality of the House of Tudor to the O’Neil’s, and other inducements
+which Elizabeth herself held out, determined the famous Shane O’Neil (by
+the prescriptive right of ages Thanist of his powerful sept, and by the
+patent of Henry VIII. to his father, Earl of Tyrone) to visit the court
+of England in the most perilous moment of his life. The sudden
+appearance of the representative of the ancient kings of Ulster in the
+ante-chambers of Whitehall excited a sensation in which the “lion-ported
+queen” is said to have deeply and obviously participated. He burst upon
+the guarded presence of her, whose acts against his religion and his
+rights “resembled the bloody mandates of a Turkish divan rather than the
+mild ordinance of a Christian queen,” in all the fearless hardihood of
+one who “bore a charmed life,” fresh from the lines of revolt, with the
+excitement of the fierce contest between the oppressor and the oppressed
+fluttering at his bold heart and fevering his manly brow. He is
+described as entering the presence-chamber at the head of a rude but
+imposing train, composed of his guard of honour, the Irish
+gallowglasses, who,--armed with battle-axes, their heads bare, their
+long hair flowing in locks on their broad shoulders, their yellow
+surplices with open sleeves trailing to the earth and surmounted by a
+military harness--formed a strange contrast to the groupings and
+_tournure_ of the ribboned and tagged chivalry through which they
+passed. Even the “Londoners,” says Spenser, “marvelled at this strange
+sight.”
+
+O’Neil had come to plead his own cause at one of the court historians,
+“received him with an affectation of tenderness; and after he had
+resided some time at court, the flattery of his address, which appeared
+artless and unstudied, and the speciousness of his allegations, so
+wrought upon her, that, at his departure, she dismissed him with favour
+and presents.”
+
+This absenteeism of O’Neil, though favourable to his pride, and
+flattering to his vanity while abroad, was injurious to his interests at
+home. His base-born brother, Matthew, availing himself of his absence,
+had usurped his rights, and assumed the chieftainship of his sept. The
+question was debated (as if it were debateable) by the Irish government,
+who, in defiance of all law, “ruled the point in favour of the bastard;
+practising (says Parnell[18]) a policy that has governed them (the
+English) to the latest times in India, where it has been the custom to
+raise to the throne, in violation of the customary mode of succession, a
+person who depended for his station on their power, who was strictly a
+dependent, and _who might be set aside whenever a favourable opportunity
+occurred_.” The _Sic jubeo_ of the Virgin Queen was, of course,
+decisive. The bastard was declared the lawful heir; and the consequence
+was a rebellion on the part of Shane. In this rebellion the chieftain
+was unfortunate, and the whole possessions, both of Shane and Matthew,
+were confiscated. “In order,” says Parnell, “to divert Shane, the
+territory was reputed Matthew’s; and in order to get rid of Matthew’s
+claim, the territory was confiscated as Shane’s.”[19] Meanwhile,
+however, the Queen had won golden opinions in Ireland for her reception
+of the most popular of Irish chiefs. The gates of absenteeism were now
+thrown most seducingly open. The track was already beaten down which led
+from the desolated banks of the Shannon to the pavilioned shores of the
+Thames. Men, whose national failing was a sanguine credulity not
+untouched with personal vanity, whose infirmity of temperament was a
+reckless impetuosity, and whose weariness of suffering caught at every
+change as a relief, now first began to find new hopes for their country
+and themselves springing up in the “primrose path of dalliance” which
+conducted them to the British court, and placed them in personal contact
+with a woman and a queen--with one who, unlike her savage delegates in
+Ireland, received them “with tenderness, and dismissed them with
+favour.” The baubles given by a royal hand, and displayed at Shane’s
+Castle, were pledges to the followers of O’Neil that the heart of the
+Queen was of another policy from the counsels of her ministers. This
+characteristic credulity is not even yet abated by experience. A
+flattering reception of the Roman Catholic bishops, and a ribbon
+bestowed on a Roman Catholic peer, led the sanguine Irish to draw a
+similar conclusion respecting the politics of George IV. A mandate,
+therefore got up in the form of a slight accusation, but considered by
+the accused as an invitation, brought the O’Rourke chief or prince of
+Brefny promptly and inconsiderately to the feet of the fair sovereign
+who had issued it.
+
+This gallant Irishman, as renowned for his personal beauty as for his
+turbulence, had long been a favourite theme of complaint in the
+despatches of the Irish deputies. Even his personal influence, and the
+splendid endowments out of which it arose, were brought as damning
+proofs against him. These also may have induced the Queen to judge for
+herself; for the handsome absentee was received like O’Neil with a show
+of tenderness, though not, alas! like him, “dismissed with favour.”
+While history has briefly thrown off the facts of his summons, to court
+his detention, and his unexpected execution, tradition has woven his
+story in the many-coloured web of her own romantic loom; and though the
+catastrophe of the tale, which still circulates in the neighbourhood of
+his ruined castle, attests the ignorance or the love of the marvellous
+of those who invented and circulated it; still there is a dovetailing of
+the old Irish _Shanaos_ with historic record, which shows that _si cela
+n’étoit pas vrai, c’étoit bien vraisemblable_.
+
+“A wild story concerning O’Rourke,” says the author of the History of
+the Irish Bards, “wanders about the County of Leitrim. O’Rourke was a
+powerful and turbulent chieftain of this country in the reign of
+Elizabeth. The Queen invited him to London, making him, at the same
+time, warm professions of honours and service, though she only intended,
+by this invitation, to lead him into a kind of exile, in order to secure
+his obedience. The ingenuous O’Rourke, duped by the Queen’s arts,
+promised to comply. Before his departure, he assembled his vassals and
+neighbours in the great hall of his castle, and entertained them with
+all the splendour of the times.[20] This is the feast so humorously
+described by Mac Gauran.
+
+“On O’Rourke’s arrival at Whitehall, the Queen was ready to receive him.
+The elegant symmetry of his person, and his noble aspect, struck her
+Majesty, and she secretly determined to rank him with her choicest
+favourites. A sumptuous apartment was allotted him in the palace, and a
+train of domestics were ordered to attend him. One night, a female
+tapped at his door, and was readily admitted; but she retired before the
+morning broke. The lady continued her visits for several nights, always
+retiring about the same hour. O’Rourke’s curiosity was awakened and he
+often urged her, but in vain, to disclose her name. At length he
+discovered, by the light of the moon, a ring on one of her fingers,
+which he observed with strict care, in the hope that it would lead to a
+discovery. Next day espying the identical ring on her Majesty’s finger,
+he unfortunately insinuated to her that he had discovered his fair
+visitor. The following night an assassin was employed to punish him for
+his idle curiosity.” The public execution of O’Rourke is however on
+historical record.[21]
+
+The fate of O’Neil, O’Rourke, and of O’Connor, who, to his own eternal
+disgrace,[22] had been lured over to the English court, was not
+calculated to encourage others, or to bring absenteeship into fashion.
+Even those, who from long sufferings, harassed spirits, and subdued
+energies, were desirous of peace and forgiveness at the expense of
+independence, were still afraid, from experienced treachery, “to come
+in,” as the phrase was; and were unwilling to absent themselves from the
+fearful security of their woods and mountains, to which they were
+romantically attached.
+
+Lord Deputy Mountjoy, in a curious letter to the English council,
+observes that “all the Irish that are now obstinate, are so only out of
+their diffidence to be safe in forgiveness. They have the ancient
+swelling of liberty of their countrymen to work on, and they fear to be
+rooted out, and have their old faults punished upon particular
+discontents.”
+
+The plunder of Shane O’Neil, who, attainted, and driven beyond the pale
+of law and of humanity, died a miserable death, did not satisfy those
+who had benefited by his ruin. There was something too terrible to be
+endured in the name of these fierce toparchs of the North, who were
+still crowned in their stone chair, “with heaven for their canopy and
+earth for their footstool;” and when the young and gallant Hugh O’Neil,
+the last of his race, worthy of their illustrious descent, started up to
+claim his inheritance, his death or his absenteeship (a political
+decease) were the alternatives proposed to themselves by those who had
+so largely profited by the confiscation of the immense property of his
+family. “In an Irish parliament,” says Morrison, “O’Neil put up his
+petition, that by virtue of letters patent granted to his grandfather,
+his father, and their heirs, he might there (in parliament) have the
+place of Earl of Tyrone, and be admitted to his inheritance. The title
+and place were granted him:” but the inheritance was “reserved for the
+Queen’s pleasure;” for the obtaining whereof, Sir John Perrot, (Lord
+Deputy,) upon O’Neil’s promise of a great rent to be reserved to the
+crown, gave him letters of recommendation into England. There he well
+knew how to humour the court; for in the year 1587 he got the queen’s
+letters patent for the earldom of Tyrone without any reservation of the
+rent he had promised.
+
+Whatever was O’Neil’s secret for “humouring the court,” great efforts
+were made to fix him there as a permanent absentee; and the queen (who
+at the same time had the young and unfortunate Earl of Desmond shut up
+in the Tower[23]) gave O’Neil a troop of horse, a pension of a thousand
+marks, and such proofs of her personal favour, as might have subdued a
+less energetic mind, and abated a less deep-seated feeling of patriotism
+and independence. But the young Irish Hercules soon became weary of the
+court of his middle-aged Omphale. He sought “_to do her Majesty
+service_” in Ireland by his influence over his countrymen, rather than
+to submit to the bondage which he foresaw awaited his protracted
+residence in England. “He lived,” says Morrison, “sometimes in Ireland
+and much at the court of England:” yet by degrees he abandoned the
+English court altogether; and, resuming his natural position in Ireland
+as Earl of Tyrone, he contrived to preserve the good opinion of his
+countrymen even while acting for the queen, “with all the alacrity of a
+faithful subject.”
+
+The reappearance of O’Neil in Ireland, his loyalty, and the queen’s
+favour, threw the Irish government into utter consternation; and the
+Lord Deputy Fitzwilliam, upon the execution of M‘Mahon (who was put to
+death for an offence committed before the law which declared it capital
+had been enacted) let fall some speeches against the Earl of Tyrone
+(says Morrison) notwithstanding his late services,[24] “which speeches
+coming to the Earl’s ears, were, as he afterwards said, the first causes
+which _moved him to misdoubt his safety_, and to stand upon his defence,
+now first combining with O’Donnel and other lords of the north, to
+defend their honour, estates, and liberties.” The horrors which ensued
+during a civil war of ten years’ duration, and which laid waste what
+Lord Verulam calls “the most miserable and desolate nation on the face
+of the earth,” produced the most effectual species of absenteeship; for
+it sent out of the world, those that were not driven by any other means
+out of the country; exterminating more than a third of the native
+population!
+
+The queen, however, says Bacon, “sought not an extirpation, but a
+reduction;” but such was the _reduction_, that at the end of the war,
+when Lord Mountjoy received the submission of a few “well-disposed
+chiefs,” he _disposed_ of the others in a very summary way, “and by
+fire, famine, or sword, weakened or ruined most of those who still
+continued obstinate.” Still, however, the master-blow of this deputy
+(who was after all one of the best Irish viceroys who served under the
+Tudors) was the ruin of the once magnanimous and invincible O’Neil.
+Having “taken the most of his fortresses, and what perhaps was more
+mortifying to him, having broken in pieces the chair of stone, wherein
+for many centuries the O’Neils of his family had been invested with more
+than kingly authority, he obliged the unfortunate chief “to tender his
+submission on his knees before the Lord Deputy and the council, and in
+the presence of a great assembly; whereupon the Lord Deputy, in the
+Queen’s name, promised the Earl for himself and his followers her
+majesty’s gracious pardon.” Is it wonderful that in the ensuing reign
+the O’Neils and the O’Donnels fled for ever from the scene of their
+sufferings and humiliation; or that having chosen Spain as the goal of
+their permanent absenteeship, they should have arrived there, only to
+die of broken hearts?
+
+Remote as are the times, the events of which are here so slightly
+touched,--unfixed, capricious and despotic as were the government and
+the laws,--rude, wild, weak and disorganized as was the state of
+society,--yet, through the obscurity and confusion which hung over the
+neglected annals of the day, it is evident that absenteeism, sometimes
+encouraged or enforced by the English policy, was foreign to the
+national habits and natural temperament of the Irish; and that the
+aristocracy of the country were more than any other wedded to their
+native land by natural affection, by family pride, by power, by
+religion, and by every feeling and every prejudice which brightens or
+shadows the mixed and imperfect condition of humanity. Hitherto
+emigration had been the result of necessity or of despair; but it was
+reserved for the Stuarts, Ireland’s direst foes, the flatterers of her
+foible, and the enemies of her rights, to give a spell to absenteeism,
+which even the policy and the despotism of the Tudors could not lend to
+it. When the rude home of the Irish had by the sanguinary crusades of
+Elizabeth been rendered no longer endurable, the Stuarts held out a lure
+and presented a blandishment which suffering humanity could not resist;
+and under an impulse, consecrated by a mistaken sense of loyalty and
+chivalrous devotion, the long-enduring Irish rushed from the dreariness
+of their desolate abodes, and thronged to a court where they fancied
+they saw the representative of their native kings, seated on the throne
+of their foreign tyrants.
+
+The drivelling and despotic pedant, James, with the true family instinct
+towards power, sought to win over that portion of his subjects whose
+religion preached “passive obedience and the divine right of kings,” and
+with whom he had so deeply tampered in the reign of his predecessor. On
+his coming to the throne, he loaded the Irish with favours, while he
+withheld rights; but with a disingenuous and stupid policy, secretly
+counteracting the intentions of his own council, he privately led the
+Irish to an open assumption of religious privileges, which he permitted
+his ministers in Ireland to oppose, not only by remonstrance and
+proclamation, but by “fire and sword.” To ingratiate himself still
+further with the Irish gentry, and to break down whatever yet remained
+of devotion to their country, or of “the old swelling of liberty,”
+inherited from their fathers, he invited the most distinguished among
+them to his court; where, “graciously received by the king,” and
+incontinently ridiculed by the courtiers, they obtained the honour of
+being made the heroes of a court masque, in which the sarcastic
+laureate, Jonson, has handed down to posterity their devotion to “_the
+king’s sweet faish_,” and the melancholy fact that they danced “_a
+fadan_” for the amusement of “_King Yamish_;” who, as the arch-patron of
+all buffoonery, doubtless chuckled over the degrading exhibition. How
+many Irish _absentees_ have since danced “_the fadan_,” for the
+amusement of mystifying royalty![25]
+
+Thus prepared, by being “brayed as in a mortar” at home, and at once
+degraded and flattered abroad, the Irish nobility but too willingly lent
+themselves to the allurements held out by Charles the Second; (the
+falsest of all their royal friends;) and from the epoch of the
+Restoration absenteeship became a voluntary habit. It was then that what
+has been called the characteristic virtue of the Irish, became the
+source of one of their peculiar vices; and that the feeling of loyalty
+which had led them to follow the king in his misfortunes, and to embrace
+his almost hopeless cause in many a distant land, now once more lured
+them from their own, to “share the triumph and partake the gale” of his
+prosperity. The habits of a great capital and a gay court confirmed
+their taste for emigration, and excited a disgust for their native land,
+which became, in the end, as fatal to their interests as it was
+destructive of their patriotism. Then absenteeism became a species of
+national malady, a disease, infinitely more grievous in its effects than
+that terrible pestilence, which, a little before, in ravaging the
+population of Ireland, confined its mortal epidemia to a season and a
+generation.[26]
+
+Absenteeism was no longer limited to the harassed Catholic gentlemen or
+loyal cavaliers, who came to seek the price of their sacrifice and their
+fidelity at the exchequer of royal gratitude, and found it, like that of
+the nation, closed by a fraudulent bankruptcy. The wealthy and the
+noble, the Protestant and the Papist, the English by blood, and the
+Scotch patentees; in a word, all who could afford to fly, now hastened
+to a court, where for a time an Irish mistress and an Irish minister
+held the ascendant; and where the Ormondes, the Ossorys, and the
+Villars, exchanged the honourable retreat of their own beautiful
+residences in Ireland, for the entresol of a royal villa at Newmarket,
+or “a lodging” in the harem of Whitehall.[27] Titles, and places, and
+pensions, and privileges, were then scattered among the Irish nobility,
+and became the premium of absenteeism; paying the sacrifice of
+patriotism in one sex, and of honour in the other. The talent, beauty,
+and virtue, which, if concentrated at home, might have redeemed and
+adorned the country from whence they were drawn, now served but to
+increase the sum of elegant profligacy in that region, whose very
+atmosphere was as fatal to manly independence, as it was to female
+purity. Ireland, thus abandoned by the heads of her noble families,
+deserted by her rank, her talent, her beauty, and her education, pouring
+out the “_profits of the land to those who refunded nothing_,”--unhappy
+Ireland, during the whole of the reign of Charles II. exhibited the most
+deplorable picture of a country left a prey to strangers, to
+undertakers, to patentees, to delegated powers, and official despotism;
+and of a society which, false in its position, and divested of all those
+ties and combinations which bind man to man, was totally destitute of
+every element that confers the strength of political cohesion, and
+disseminates the advantages of moral civilization.
+
+In the midst of this anti-social chaos, every act of the legislature
+served to render the atoms of the system more jarring and discordant,
+until finally “the _Act of Settlement_,” by unsettling every thing and
+rendering “confusion worse confounded,” added insult to injury, and
+multiplied both the causes and the effects of absenteeism to the opulent
+of all sects. The country was now more than ever given up to a
+particular faction, which made its powerful stand on the heights of
+ascendancy, under the sanction of a king who, in a great degree, owed
+his life and throne to those whom that ascendancy was to reduce to
+slavery and ruin.[30] It was at this period, more than any other, that
+the stale devices of Catholic conspiracies and Popish plots were
+resorted to, as a means of startling a distant ignorant legislature into
+new acts of rigour, which, by crushing all that remained to be crushed,
+by forfeitures and penalties, was to elevate a factious minority of the
+nation to the supremacy of power and wealth.
+
+The English Parliament, frightened, or pretending to be so, by the state
+of things in Ireland, published a proclamation “for the apprehension and
+prosecution of all Irish rebels,” at a moment when Ireland had sealed by
+her best blood her devotion to the reigning dynasty; and the King, in
+the face of his pledged honour and royal promise, excluded from the act
+of indemnity (which was shortly after passed) more than two thirds of
+his Irish subjects, who had alone been faithful to him, when all else
+were false. While calumny and misrepresentation were thus working the
+destruction of Ireland abroad, there were none at home to “remonstrate,”
+as in the time of Elizabeth and James; none to protect or vindicate the
+national character, or to raise the dark veil, which the cupidity of
+domestic and predatory enemies had dropped over the injuries, the worth,
+and the misfortunes of the country. It is still more lamentable to add,
+that some of the most illustrious of the absentees, who haunted the
+Court as dependants, or influenced the Cabinet as counsellors, found it
+their account to sanction the misrepresentations, and to perpetuate a
+state of things by which the noble renegadoes were to be themselves the
+ultimate gainers. It is the effect of absenteeship to harden the heart
+against all the precious sympathies of patriotism, and it has ever been
+the practice of absentees to magnify and circulate the rumour of those
+national disorders which arise in part out of their own desertion of
+their native land, and which they suppose might offer a reason, if not
+an excuse, for their abandonment of the soil and its interests.[31]
+
+The times, however, changed with the men, and the short reign of the
+unfortunate bigot James II. was pregnant with new and important events
+for Ireland. At the first temporary turn of the scale in Irish politics,
+absenteeism, which could scarcely increase, certainly did not diminish.
+By this change, the nation at large gained little; and the mean ambition
+of the nobility, who accepted power and place without one feeling of
+patriotism or sympathy for the country, was soon nipped in the bud, and
+for ever blasted with the fortunes of the monarch, on whose favour it
+was founded.[32] The Irish gentry supported the cause of despotism and
+bigotry in vain; and the impetuous imbecility of James served only to
+hasten that ruin, which public opinion had so deservedly prepared for
+him and his family. The mistaken adherence of the people to so bad a
+cause, was, in some measure redeemed by the disinterested fidelity with
+which they continued to serve that family in its adversity, which in
+prosperity had always repaid their services with ingratitude. It was the
+Irish (the ultra-royalists of all times) who, during the dark fortunes
+of the worthless _protégé_ of the Bourbons, clung to him, when all else
+deserted him. They manned his navy, recruited his army, replenished his
+coffers, and took their stand around his person on their native soil;
+and when they saw him the first to fly,[33] they still erected his torn
+standard, and rallied in his cause,[34] paying the penalty of their
+generous but misapplied devotion to a bigot and a tyrant, by utter ruin,
+and eternal exile. The outlawry and confiscations of 1688 drove near
+four thousand Irishmen of family into a dreary and perpetual
+absenteeism, and sent them to dole out for a pitiful hire, in the cause
+of oppression in other countries, the same valour, and the same spirit,
+which their fathers had displayed in support of the liberty of their
+own.
+
+The sale of the estates of these unfortunate and involuntary
+absentees,[35] under the authority of the English parliament, changed a
+large portion of the Irish population, and introduced a new race of
+landed proprietors, whose interest it was _to stay at home_. The tide of
+absenteeship received a powerful check from the necessity of
+circumstances. Those Irish Catholics, who had escaped detection, or were
+exempt from suspicion, retired to their remote patrimonial domains, and
+sought safety in obscurity; hoping, by remaining peaceably at home, to
+escape the notice of a government which had sprung out of a revolution
+they had so lately opposed. The Protestants likewise found it their
+interest to remain the vigilant guardians of the new possessions they
+had recently acquired, and of the old, which they had so bravely
+protected. All parties were either impoverished or unsettled; and few
+had the means, if they had the desire, to remove from a scene of ferment
+and desolation, to one of security and enjoyment. For the Irish of any
+sect or race, there was then no resting-place.
+
+While England gained every thing by a revolution, which she owed to the
+moral and political education acquired during a century of struggle for
+civil rights and religious freedom, Ireland lost nearly all she had left
+to lose through her deficiency in these endowments, resulting from many
+centuries of anarchy and misrule. The picture, sketched by a
+master-hand, of the condition of affairs at this singular epoch, is full
+of a fearful and melancholy interest. “By the total reduction of the
+kingdom of Ireland in 1691,” says Burke, “the ruin of the native Irish,
+and in a great measure of the first race of the English, was completely
+accomplished. The new interest was settled with as solid a stability as
+any thing in human affairs can look for. All the penal laws of that
+unparalleled code of oppression which were made after the last event,
+were manifestly the effects of national hatred and scorn towards a
+conquered people, whom the victors delighted to trample upon, and were
+not at all afraid to provoke. They were not the effects of their fears,
+but of their security. They who carried on this system looked to the
+irresistible force of Great Britain for their support in their acts of
+power. They were quite certain that no complaints of the natives would
+be heard on this side of the water, with any other sentiments than those
+of contempt and indignation. Their cries served only to augment their
+torture. Machines which could answer their purposes so well must be of
+an excellent contrivance. Indeed, at that time, in England, the double
+name of the complainants, Irish and Papists, (it would be hard to say
+singly which was the most odious,) shut up the hearts of every one
+against them. Whilst that temper prevailed in all its force to a time
+within our memory, every measure was pleasing and popular, just in
+proportion as it tended to harass and ruin a set of people who were
+looked upon as enemies to God and man; and, indeed, as a race of bigoted
+savages, who were a disgrace to human nature itself.”[36]
+
+In spite, however, of religious intolerance[37] and civil
+disqualification--of statutes which render commerce a crime, and laws
+which made industry penal[38]; of abuses of power numerous under
+William, and quadrupled under the last of the Stuarts and the first of
+the Brunswicks, still something like a counterpoise was found to balance
+these political evils in the _home residence of the educated gentry_,
+and in the political bustle and activity of an Irish Parliament. As soon
+as the positive calamities of war and confiscation ceased, as soon as an
+approach was made to European habits and policy, and industry was
+permitted to find a scope and a reward for its exertions, the nation
+made a sudden and a rapid progress in civilization and comfort, simply
+through the efficiency of its own resources, and the demands of its own
+market. It was in vain that the talismanic words “Irishman” and “Papist”
+were employed to arm passion and prejudice against the country; it was
+in vain that commercial jealousy threw shackles round its infant
+manufactures. In spite of these and many other obstacles, the moral
+strength of a country always distinguished for the natural endowments of
+its population,[39] rose superior to the cruel pressure of its political
+inflictions; and the domestic activity and intellectual improvement of
+the people--slow and limited as they appear, when compared with the
+advances of the sister kingdom--proceeded with a rapidity little short
+of miraculous, under so stultifying a system of legislation and
+government. It was then that the light of national genius concentrated
+its long-scattered rays to a point, and shining steadily from its proper
+focus, threw out those inextinguishable sparks of moral lustre,
+
+ “----Which are wont to give
+ Light to a world and make a nation live.”
+
+It was then that the powerful collision of active, ardent, and energetic
+minds produced that brilliant burst of talent which, for something more
+than a century, flung over the political darkness of the land a
+splendour to which her struggles and her misfortunes served only to give
+a stronger relief and more brilliant effect. It was then that, after
+ages of mental depression, which the song of the Irish bard but deepened
+into a more poetical sadness,[40] the Irish intellect broke out, like
+the Irish rebellion, “threescore thousand strong,” when none expected or
+were prepared for the startling and splendid irruption. The old mart of
+learning was re-opened to the erudite of Europe, as in those times, when
+if a sage was missing, it was said “_emandatus est ad disciplinam in
+Hibernia_;” and the rich stream of native humour which, like a caverned
+river, had hitherto kept the “noiseless tenor of its way,” darkened by
+impending shadows, now rushed forth with the rapidity of a torrent,
+pure, sparkling, and abundant, at the first vent afforded to its
+progress. Science and philosophy now first raised their altars amidst
+the monkish monuments of an antiquated institution, and benefited the
+world by theories and by experiments originated in a land where public
+opinion and private faith were still struggling under the ban of legal
+proscription.[41] England then opened a running account with Ireland for
+dramatic contributions when her own resources had, by being too largely
+drawn upon, nearly become bankrupt;[42] and literary Europe stood
+indebted to Irish wit, fancy, and humour, for the richest treats, which
+render the leisure of the learned delectable, and the amusement of the
+idle instructive.[43]
+
+Even the arts, in these stirring times of social concentration, awakened
+from their long and deadly slumbers; and the slowly reviving school of
+painting in England received some of its most noted disciples from
+Ireland, a country so little adapted, by its miseries and its
+commotions, to the cultivation of the most tranquil and meditative of
+intellectual pursuits.[44] At this time, too, the Irish muse found a
+willing and a worthy priestess in one of the fair daughters of the
+land,[45] where her temples had so long been closed; and “the mother of
+sweet singers,” awakened by the genius of national melody, beheld her
+sons
+
+ “Thronging round her magic cell,”
+
+as in the days of the Mayos[46] and the O’Connors.[47]
+
+The triumphs of Carolan, the last of the Firsgealaighthes or Irish
+Troubadours, were followed by those of Handel and Piccini;[48] and
+though the wild sweet tones of the Irish harp were still occasionally
+heard in the pauses of the Messiah and of the elegant Armida, still,
+taste, improving with the developement of the art, soon rendered the
+Italian and German schools of music the exclusive study in Ireland; and
+they excited an enthusiasm which well belonged to a people who, in all
+their wretchedness and degradation, had found in music a vehicle for
+their feelings and their passions, for their deep-seated indignation,
+and their long-meditated revenge. St. Bridget now hid her diminished
+head in her “cell of the oak;[50] while St. Cecilia saw more tapers
+lighted at her shrine in the Irish capital than ever illumined her dusky
+chapel in the Trastevere at Rome. Music halls were built for public
+concerts; and musical societies, assuming the importance and dignities
+of corporate bodies, were formed out of the amateur[51] and professional
+talent of the country; while the conciliating genius of harmony,
+refusing that “to a party which was meant for mankind,” devoted its
+divine powers to smoothing political austerities, reknitting the social
+affections, and promoting the first of all human virtues--charity.[52]
+Oh! surely this was the true purpose for which the Divinity breathed
+into the soul of man that fine susceptibility to the mystic charm of
+harmony, which lulls the harsher passions, and substitutes the
+excitement of delicious sensations for the bitter feelings and harassing
+emotions which the cross purposes of life call hourly into existence.
+Who now in Ireland but may look back with regret to the philharmonic
+societies “of other times,” from the magic of whose strains a shelter
+rose for the wretched, and in whose bands men of all parties blended the
+“concord of sweet sounds.” Who that in the present day has witnessed in
+the capital of Ireland, the different and dark purposes to which music
+and musical society have been perverted, but must lament that the
+sweetest of the arts should have been pressed into the service of civil
+dissension--should have fulfilled the purposes of party intrigue, and
+gratified the malice of a narrow-souled faction. Who but must shudder to
+perceive its influence directed to rousing the irritable fibre, and
+stirring up the bile of political malady; to exciting by its “musical
+cheers” the passions of the powerful few against the suffering many, and
+fomenting by its choicest harmonies the discord of social disunion and
+the dissonance of party hatred. Spirits of Handel and of Arne, of
+Calcott and of Mozart, how little did ye dream in your philosophy that
+your heaven-inspired strains should serve as the war-whoop of faction,
+the death-song of domestic peace, and national confraternity!!
+
+While music excited in Ireland the same enthusiasm, and was cultivated
+with more science, than when “in early Greece she sung,” the drama
+partook of the triumph. Two royal theatres and an Italian
+opera-house[53] could scarcely supply the cravings of the public taste;
+and an audience, noted for its critical acumen, gave to the Irish stage
+a classical character, and developed a competition which drew forth
+candidates for dramatic fame even from the higher classes of society,
+conferring that respectability upon the members of the stage, which
+ought at all times to belong to a profession which holds so decided an
+influence over the morals and the manners of a nation.[54]
+
+But though the circumstances of the times rendered the home residence of
+the Irish gentry more permanent than it has since ever been, or perhaps
+ever was before, the fashion universally prevailed of sending the youth
+of good family to make the grand tour; and the young and travelled
+aristocracy, the Fitzgeralds, the Caulfields, the Kirwans, the O’Neils,
+the Blakes, came back, no less to improve the tastes of their country,
+than to defend her cause, and to enlarge the sphere of her energies. A
+variety of refined amusements and elegant enjoyments, hitherto unknown
+in Ireland, came in their suite; which while they gave employment and
+food to the lowly and the industrious, tended to disseminate that taste
+for factitious pleasures, and that craving for refined gratifications,
+which though not in themselves the efficient causes of civilization, are
+in no small degree favourable to its developement.[55] Pleasure, lured
+to the Irish shores from distant regions, planted her gay standard, and
+raised her brilliant pavilions in the capital, at that time crowded with
+the wealthy and the educated. The ridottos of the music hall, with their
+fantastic arrangements and sylvan scenery,[56] recalled the similar
+festivities of the Italian carnival. Palaces succeeded to the cumbrous
+mansions of the seventeenth century; and Charlemont house, with its
+beautiful architecture, its splendid library, and invaluable
+collections, still preserved in all their integrity by the present noble
+owner, stands a singular monument not only of the pure taste and
+magnificent spirit of an Irish nobleman, who had even higher claims to
+the admiration and respect of his country, but of the genius of the
+times, and the prosperity--the short-lived prosperity--of the land in
+which such a private edifice was raised. The villas of Tuscany and
+Lombardy were repeated along the shores of a bay that wanted only a
+Vesuvius to rival that of Naples; and the names which these pretty
+villas still bear, recal the travelled tastes of their elegant
+founders.[57] Private theatricals (the dramatis personæ taken from the
+red book) were got up in the castles of the O’Neils and the halls of the
+Butlers; and the public assemblies, held under the newly-raised dome of
+the Rotunda, were types of the _casino nobile_ of Florence and
+Bologna;[58] while the Sunday evening promenades in its illuminated
+gardens contributed to the funds of a blessed charity, and bestowed that
+health and those spirits, without which the kindlier feelings are too
+frequently blighted, and the generous propensities absorbed in a
+querulous and fretful egoism.[59]
+
+The Irish press!--and who that now knows the capital of Ireland, and
+beholds its utter incompetency to support the publication of even _one_
+trifling periodical work, will believe that Ireland once _had a
+press_!--the Irish press then teemed with native literary productions;
+which if as mere “_pieces de circonstance_,” thrown off at a heat, they
+might sometimes want the higher finish of more elaborated composition,
+were still stamped with the ardour of the national spirit, and “faithful
+to its fires.” The frequent and “keen encounter of the wits” upon great
+questions, produced an animated competition, which even the
+statesman-like sobriety of English viceroys could not always resist. The
+Draper’s letter of Lord Chesterfield, (an imitation of Swift,) and the
+political caricatures of Lord Townshend, written at a later period, were
+proofs that Ireland was not always governed by the dull and the dogged,
+and that her metropolis once boasted of a society which _obliged_ the
+representatives of majesty as well as the representatives of the people
+to cultivate the suffrages of the public, by means never addressed to an
+uncivilized or an illiterate community. Politics and polemics then alike
+fell to the discussion of humour and talent. The public journals, though
+few, were fair; their editors were responsible both by their property
+and their personal consideration; and their contributors were frequently
+the most brilliant members of Irish society, the most learned sons of
+the Irish alma mater. Swift, Dr. Sheridan, Lucas, Flood, Burgh,
+Yelverton, Courtenay, Jephson, Bishop Marley, Grattan, Curran, and
+others equally notable, if not equally noted, contributed successively a
+portion of their luminous intellects to illustrate the pages of that
+mighty engine of public feeling--the PERIODICAL PRESS. Whatever side was
+advocated,--the country or the court, patriotism or power,--it does not
+appear that any journal was set up on a merely sordid principle, or an
+utter disregard of all truth and decency. There was then no waylaying
+with indiscriminate ruffianism the feelings of private individuals, no
+exhibition of the sacred details of the domestic life of political
+characters, as a means of existence to some outcast of society, who
+wanted the courage to seek a less dishonourable bread on the public
+highway. For when the genuine and educated gentry of Ireland, her
+hereditary senators and native legislators, made up the larger portion
+of the reading public of her capital, a journal edited by the nefarious
+and the base, by the hired assassin of reputation or the paid pander of
+ribald passions, would have been hunted down with one common feeling of
+national indignation and manly contempt. Where is the land, so lost in
+its degradation, so insensible to all its higher interests, as to endure
+that such a “damning witness” should go forth to the world and bear
+testimony to its moral, social, and literary depravity? Alas that there
+should be one! Alas that the land of wit and feeling should furnish
+forth readers, even from its high and official classes, to reward and
+encourage the instruments of its own disgrace! Alas for the country,
+where the hired servants of the government club their quota to propagate
+the rancorous overflowings of the vilest and most antisocial passions;
+where the ordained ministers of religion, subscribe for the
+dissemination of the grossest and most mischievous falsehoods; where the
+magistrate chuckles privately over the libel he is publicly bound to
+punish; and where to be pre-eminent in villainy and matchless in
+audacity, is the short road to command sympathy and ensure subsistence.
+
+But if a reduction of absenteeism, if the permanent residence of the
+major part, of the wealth, the nobility, and above all, and more
+precious than all, of the EDUCATION of the country, produced these
+blessed effects, the greater good, the “last best gift,” which
+congregated interests and intellects could bestow on a community, Public
+Spirit, fell like dew in the desert upon the renovating nation. Men who
+had long learned to feel and to think, now, in the consciousness and
+confidence of their associated strength, first ventured to speak and to
+act: at once inspiring and inspired, they spoke as prophets and acted as
+patriots. The talent of the free suddenly burst into existence, as if by
+a divine miracle in the land of the enslaved; and eloquence, the
+inherent characteristic of the nation, which had occasionally broken
+forth in the rude but exciting harangues of the O’Donnels and the
+O’Neils, now shone out brilliantly, with a lustre which Athens in her
+best, and Rome in her greatest days, scarcely surpassed. Political
+oratory and political knowledge, proceeding from the same cause and
+bearing on the same point exhibited Ireland in a new aspect to the
+wondering world; and the names of Molyneux,[60] Ponsonby,[61] Prior,[62]
+Boyle,[63] Connolly,[64] Tottenham,[65] Lucas, Charlemont, Burke,
+Grattan, Curran--names which are now but sounds--will retain to the
+latest posterity their mystical and magic influence, as the signs of
+times and events, the glory of a nation’s history, and as the evoquing
+spells of that genius, which awakens liberty and watches over a nation’s
+happiness. Oh! these were times to live in and men to live among--when
+the capital of the kingdom was something better than a garrison or an
+assize town! when its fashionable assemblies were not thrown upon the
+eleemosinary contributions of barracks and boarding-schools, of military
+exquisites who “_never dance_,” and harmless young gentlemen who do
+nothing else! These were times, when the men were all at home, and their
+spirits all abroad! when the rush from the senate was sure to fill the
+drawing-room; and they who boldly fought in the one for the liberties of
+their country, came to lay their own liberty at the feet of beauty in
+the other. These were times, when even love and law went forth arm in
+arm together from the inns of court, to _that_ court, where the special
+pleading of counsel rarely failed to win the cause, where even losses
+were victories, and where the inconsiderate heart of the young legal
+aspirant selected its client for life without reference to politics,
+place, pension, or promotion. Then Leinster-house, and Charlemont-house,
+and Powerscourt-house, and Waterford-house, and Moira-house, and an
+hundred other splendid “_houses_” of the resident nobility, were open to
+the wit, the talent, the literature, and the gallantry of the country.
+Then, the cells of the University, silent as the tomb during the
+studious day, echoed at night to the song, the laugh, the epigram, or
+the jest of gay and brilliant spirits destined to come forth and enchant
+society by their social and colloquial powers; while they defended the
+independence of their country by their eloquence and patriotism. These
+were times when the charms of the lovely Gunnings, the more lovely
+Munroes,[66] and an hundred others of their lovely successors, were
+embalmed for posterity in the verses of contemporary poets; and when the
+amatory sonnets of one of the first orators of the age were not deemed
+inferior to his speeches at the bar, or his orations in the senate.[67]
+These were times when the young ladies of the capital did not wait for
+the _marching in_ of the divisions of a regiment, as their only chance
+of _marching out_ of the ranks of celibacy; for absenteeship was then
+but temporary: the young nobility and gentry, if they travelled and
+flirted abroad, came back to love and to marry at home; since, “where’er
+they roamed, whatever climes” they saw, they still saw nothing fairer
+than the fair they left behind them. These were times, which, when
+recalled, like Ossian’s Song of Sorrow, are both “pleasing and mournful
+to the soul.”
+
+But to return. When penal statutes and all that is intended by the false
+policy of shallow and self-interested legislators to disqualify man for
+the knowledge and assertion of his political rights, still continued to
+check the progress of civil liberty in Ireland, the combined effects of
+a portion of the liberal and educated resident gentry were found
+sufficient to make head against a government which the sternest upholder
+of English power, and he too an Irish chancellor,[68] declared “was
+enough to crush any nation upon earth;” and which one of the wisest and
+best philanthropists of that or any age[69] has defined to have been
+“such a combination of rapine, treachery, and violence as would have
+disgraced the name of government in the most arbitrary country in the
+world.” Other events, bearing upon the same point, tended at this epoch
+to soften, if not to remedy the evils of that terrific code, which
+disgraced England even more than it degraded Ireland.[70] While the
+church militant in Ireland usurped a power in the persons of its
+Protestant popes, the primates and archbishops, which smelt of the times
+of the Beckets and the Wolseys,--while Boulter and Stone preserved their
+own supremacy by their well-sustained system of dividing Ireland within
+herself, and adding to her restrictions by fomenting her
+discontents,--it _did_ happen that the necessity of circumstances
+occasionally procured for the country a chief governor, whose personal
+interests in the land from which he drew his maintenance and support,
+awakened “some bowels for a poor relation,” or whose higher order of
+genius and generalized views raised him above the level of the miserable
+local politics, the petty cabals, and factious intrigues of that remote
+and wretched spot which is, in position as in politics, the _cul de sac_
+of civilized Europe. These happy incidents indeed were rare, and make
+but a poor set-off in the balance, of vice-regal virtue and talent,
+against the dulness, bigotry, and ostentatious pretension, which have so
+often covered their Midas’ ears under the coronet of delegated sway.
+
+It was under a Devonshire that the susceptible Irish, always led by
+personal feelings, first began to rally with confidence and hope round a
+government that seemed to abate in the execution, if not in the spirit
+of the law, something of that sanguinary reign which had hitherto
+chilled loyalty into despair; and the personal qualities of this great
+Irish proprietor were productive of the most felicitous effects, at the
+most fearful epoch in the reign of the house of Hanover. The Stuarts,
+the abdicated, the Catholic Stuarts, had planted their standard on the
+English and Scottish shores, and the English and the Scotch, to a
+dangerous amount, rushed from all parts to support the principles of
+Toryism, in the person of him who was the “brief abstract” of all
+Toryism. Where then in this moment of frightful exigency, when empire,
+liberty, and life were at stake, where then were those “_enfans de la
+revolution_,” the Protestant princes of Brunswick, the defenders of the
+faith of Luther, to look for the rally of defence, for the protection of
+loyalty against Catholic oppression? It was to the native Irish, the
+Catholic Irish! that England, in the face of her own savage laws,[71]
+turned for aid against British rebellion; and while the Irish gentry of
+all sects remained immutably true to their legitimate (or according to
+modern doctrines their _illegitimate_) sovereign, the flower of the
+Catholic population rushed forth to man the navy and recruit the army,
+which was to make a stand against successful rebellion,--successful at
+least for a time, in every part of the British islands save alone in
+Ireland.
+
+Still, however, in this moment of fearful exigency, when the old idols
+of Irish devotion were again presenting themselves to a susceptible
+people in all the charm of struggle and misfortune, something more than
+the mild wisdom which the gentle blood of Cavendish has always produced,
+was deemed necessary to watch over Catholic Ireland; and one was chosen
+suited to meet the difficulties of the day, and to carry on that system
+of conciliation begun by the Duke of Devonshire. This one was Philip
+Stanhope Earl of Chesterfield, who, as the “Mirror of (Irish)
+Magistrates,” in which succeeding chief governors of Ireland should
+“dress themselves,” merits a particular notice.
+
+This nobleman, who had been for ten years in opposition, was selected
+more in necessity than in liking: and he with difficulty obtained an
+audience of leave from reluctant Majesty, on his departure for his
+viceroyalty. When he demanded in the closet, “his Majesty’s commands,”
+he was coolly told that he had already received his instructions, and
+was dismissed without any token of confidence or of courtesy. While the
+ministry put him forward as an instrument of conciliation, and loaded
+him with the responsibility of a difficult government, they wished to
+retain in their own hands the substance of power, and to shackle him
+with some creature of their own, in the character of secretary; but he
+laughed at the intrigue, and in their despite chose for himself one,
+whom he describes to his son as “a very pretty young fellow, who knew
+nothing of business;” for he was determined to rule by himself, to see
+with his own eyes, and to encounter no subaltern interference with the
+system he chose to adopt. Such was the spirit in which Lord Chesterfield
+entered on his arduous mission, and ascended the vice-regal throne of
+Ireland, on which he was placed by that influence to which even kings
+and ministers must sometimes submit,--the influence of circumstances!
+Docile mediocrity, the ordinary qualification of an Irish Lord
+Lieutenant, was now no longer adequate to meet the exigencies of the
+hour, as in those times of comparative tranquillity, when any
+stalking-horse of diplomacy might be led over the beaten course by some
+self-sufficient political jockey with the name of chief secretary; who,
+without the pageantry of the higher office, monopolized all its
+patronage and exercised more than its powers. At this moment dangers
+both internal and external called for qualities of a different order,
+and the English government was driven to the desperate resource of
+accepting the aid of great abilities, at the expense of abiding by the
+decisions of untrammelled independence. Such was the moment at which
+George the Second disdainfully appointed one of the cleverest men of his
+empire to the government of Ireland; and to this involuntary election he
+probably owed that he was not himself sent back “to give his little
+senate laws” in his patrimonial estate of Hanover.
+
+It was in vain that “Popery and the Pretender”[72] was the cry _mille
+fois repeté_ in the ears of this new and singular Lord Lieutenant,--that
+the old measures of the Boulters and the Stones were proposed as the
+golden rules of vice-regal conduct,--that preachers from the pulpit
+aroused the crusading spirit of intolerance against a sect beaten down
+to the earth,--that the domineering party of a haughty ascendancy
+assailed the audience-room of the Viceroy, and “stopped the chariot or
+boarded the barge,” to teach him how to rule, to force him to recur to a
+system beyond the rigour of the law, which enabled them to reign by
+dividing, while it placed him on the list of mannikin lord lieutenants,
+the wire-worked puppet of a bigoted faction. The acute, the elegant
+Chesterfield, soon fathomed the depths of their ferocious feebleness,
+and he played with the virulence he did not deign to wrestle with. When
+the advocates of intolerance preached persecution, he answered their
+counsels by an apotheghm and a _bon-mot_,--he quoted Cicero when they
+cited Nassau,--he gave them parties for their politics,--suppers for
+their sophistry, he forced them to swallow his measures with his
+claret,--and he stopped the mouths of many with good dinners on whom
+good arguments would have been thrown away. In a word, he knew them all,
+he defied them all; and in despite of that party in the ministry which
+supported an anti-national faction, he saved the wretched country they
+were driving into a rebellion, which at that peculiar moment might have
+separated Ireland for ever from the mother country.
+
+By this personal combination of wisdom, humanity, and impartiality, Lord
+Chesterfield preserved a Catholic population in the most perfect peace
+and obedience, during the whole of that rebellion, which in Protestant
+England and Presbyterian Scotland had nearly restored the Stuarts to the
+throne they had forfeited by their blind and bigoted attachment to papal
+institutions--a memorable example of the value of an enlarged philosophy
+in governors, and of the disposition of the people to be grateful for
+kindness in their rulers, of their proneness to yield a willing
+obedience to authority, if encouraged by the slightest show of justice
+and fair dealing in those whom chance has placed over them.
+
+But narrow hearts and narrow intellects, impervious to the more generous
+impulses of nature, and placing the whole force of government in the
+scaffold and the bayonet--oppressing those they fear, and fearing those
+they oppress--have too long exerted their baleful influence in
+brutalizing and debasing the Irish nation into permanent anarchy,
+creating those abuses, which they now plead in justification of their
+own unpitying rigour: and if in rare and distant intervals the
+patriotism and the kindly feelings of a Chesterfield have again found
+themselves under the canopy of the viceregal throne, the oppressor and
+the oppressed have alike been opposed to their beneficent activity. The
+good which Chesterfield effected in times of difficulty and danger, can
+now scarcely be hoped for even in the halcyon hour of peace: and should
+the British empire be again involved in foreign conflict, Ireland,
+unemancipated Ireland, might be urged to seek new destinies for herself
+in an alliance from which she _might_ have something to hope, but from
+which she could have nothing to fear more terrible than she has already
+encountered during the ceaseless miseries of nearly six centuries. Of
+this truth, harsh and repulsive as it may seem, no one who has studied
+the subject can entertain a rational doubt. The example of America is
+before the eyes of the people, and the hope delayed and the promise and
+the pledge unredeemed lie deep in their hearts: restrictive and penal
+laws, too severe even for occasional application, have become also
+permanent on the statute book; famine and pestilence have grown almost
+periodical in their visitations. From such premises what other
+conclusion can be drawn? An influence behind the throne, and greater
+than the throne, has chilled the sympathies and arrested the
+outstretched hand of royalty; even the collective wisdom of the empire
+has cowered before a party, and truckled to a faction; the cup of
+reconciliation, though pledged by a sovereign, has been drugged with
+poison; and a divided cabinet has distracted the country and paralyzed
+the exertions of the only public functionary, who for years has
+administered the laws of the country with any thing approaching to the
+spirit of mercy and of fairness.
+
+From the period of Lord Chesterfield’s administration, the effects
+produced by the permanent residence of the Irish gentry, were felt in
+that most blessed consequence, the developement of a public spirit. The
+English in Ireland, says Burke, began to feel that they were
+domiciliated, and had a country; and the Irish found that what was
+technically called “the English interest,” was gradually fading before
+one common and independent national will! It was in vain that one of the
+belligerent chiefs of the church (always the fomentors of Irish discord)
+still struggled to uphold a system which was ruin to the many and power
+to the few. The proud churchman and servile courtier, the arrogant and
+despotic primate of the day, was taught to feel that he had other times
+and other men to deal with than those living when the country sunk under
+the weight of Boulter’s iron crosier. It was in vain that he affected to
+“_do the king’s business_,” (as he termed it) as other Protestant
+Wolseys had done it; and openly avowed his intention of carrying every
+government measure, _à coup de main_, and in spite of all constitutional
+opposition; for he lived to see the Irish gentry arrayed against the
+undue influence of despotic churchmen under the standard of an Irish
+speaker! The Irish patriots, led on by the chief of the Irish
+aristocracy,[73] and united with the middle and the mercantile classes,
+formed but one caste in feeling and in effort to array public opinion,
+against unconstitutional measures,[74] and to put down for ever the
+direct and ruinous interference of ecclesiastical statesmen! The
+government was now awakened to the danger of employing the zealous and
+intemperate, by the resistance which the primate had roused into
+activity; and Stone, struck off the list of privy counsellors, the
+object of national hatred and party contempt, exhibited one more example
+of the vanity of unfounded ambition, and the weakness of that policy
+which is opposed to public virtue, and the plain rule of right.
+
+The rapid progress which at this period public opinion and political
+science were making, through the agency of a resident and educated
+gentry, was so highly estimated, that an English Lord Lieutenant, (Lord
+Harcourt,) as the most popular measure he could bring forward to
+counteract the distasteful effect of other less gracious and salutary
+acts, proposed on the part of government (1773) a tax on absentees!
+Never was such a tax less called for; for the absentees were not in that
+day in the proportion of one to an hundred, compared with those of the
+present times. Yet the draining of the resources of Ireland in the
+smallest proportion, the pouring forth of any modicum of native treasure
+into foreign coffers, was considered as nothing less than high treason
+to the country. The great English landholders of Ireland made a powerful
+resistance to a tax which principally affected themselves; but the
+majority by which the measure was rejected was so small[75] as to leave
+no doubt of its popularity, and of the feelings of the public on the
+subject.
+
+Those feelings, whether founded or erroneous, were by no means
+unnatural; and the government, on its part, has never been slow to
+encourage and strengthen them. The greater portion of the absentee
+property had fallen to the lot of its English possessors, by fraud or
+violence, by legal quibbling or by open proscriptions; and under the
+most favourable circumstances, the cultivators of that soil, which on
+the general principles of right and justice they imagined still to be
+their own property, must naturally have regarded with a jealous eye the
+foreign intruders. But in a country so poor as Ireland, so divested of
+all other means of making money beyond the cultivation of the soil, this
+annual exportation of excessive and burthensome rents could not fail to
+be viewed with great discontent.[76] In England at the present day, if
+all the landed proprietors were to export themselves to the Continent,
+and to spend their rents in its various capitals, their absence would
+scarcely be felt, amidst the multiplied resources of commercial
+activity. Wherever the lord of the soil abandoned his dwelling, an East
+India Nabob, a money-broker, or a merchant, would stand forth ready to
+occupy his station, and rule over his domains; and the sums expended
+abroad, would rapidly find their way home, in increased demands for the
+products of English industry. On the other hand, the _nouveaux riches_,
+divested of hereditary pretensions and feudal prejudices, and more
+deeply instructed in the true principles of political economy, would
+afford less opposition to the reception and diffusion of the lessons of
+experience; and would therefore be the more acceptable to the labouring
+classes, than those who, trammelled in the prejudices of hereditary
+consequence, obstinately stand still in knowledge, while all around them
+is moving in advance. In Ireland, however, it has always been otherwise.
+Land has been ever the only instrument of industry, and rent the only
+source of accumulated capital. The landed proprietors, together with
+their immediate dependants, the members of the learned professions, have
+long formed exclusively the educated classes; and their expenditure has
+produced the only stimulus which existed, to excite the petty commerce
+and circumscribed industry, which in the country towns of Ireland
+support half-a-dozen shopkeepers; who, dignified with the name of
+merchants, fill the municipal offices and send representatives to
+Parliament. When, therefore, these favourites of fortune, the landed
+proprietors, expatriate themselves, their mansions are left silent and
+desolate; and none remains behind to employ the tenantry, to spread
+illumination, or to distribute justice, but agents, middle men, and the
+clergy, whose _ex parte_ notions of right and wrong, whose different
+creed and opposed pecuniary interests wholly unfit them for the civil
+duties which are thus devolved upon them.
+
+With such reasons for the unpopularity of absenteeism, the interests of
+government in the prevalence of such a prejudice strongly conspire. When
+the wretched condition of the country is made matter of general
+declamation, the minister calls for specific abuses; and when a specific
+abuse is dragged to daylight, and remedies are loudly demanded,
+absenteeism is made a ready skreen to conceal the incapacity or
+unwillingness to redress of the governing faction. Tithe abuses are met
+by the charge of excessive rents and absentee consumption; corruption of
+the magistracy is defended by the absence of independent justices of the
+peace; and whatever is the evil to be averted, whatever the malpractice
+to be reformed, the Absentees are the ready scapegoats for every
+delinquent, and the plausible pretext for every forbearance.
+
+Absenteeship, however, always founded in bad government, becomes ruinous
+only as it co-operates with other and mightier evils proceeding from the
+same cause. In a well-ordered community the number and influence of
+those who eat the bread of idleness and enjoy the means of expatriation,
+can never bear an overwhelming proportion to that of the industrious
+citizens chained down to a spot by the habits and the necessities of
+their laborious lives. Wherever this relative proportion is materially
+deranged, there will be found much to alter in existing institutions. In
+such a condition of things, a restraining tax is as futile as it is
+unjust. Government exists but to protect property; and any law which
+restrains the owner’s right of spending his money where he pleases,
+operates a violence, which the most urgent necessity alone could
+justify. On the other hand, to expect that a pecuniary mulct, of any
+amount short of an absolute seizure of the entire rental, would keep
+those at home, whom a sense of injustice, of insecurity, and of the
+absence of educated and liberal intercourse (of all that makes life
+endurable and wealth enjoyable) drives into exile, is to be utterly
+ignorant of human nature, and of the habits and feelings of the
+aristocratical part of the community.
+
+To the pause which followed the commotions of 1745, succeeded an event
+which belonged not to _one_ country or _one_ age, but to the great
+history of mankind and to ages yet unborn! an event, which though it has
+produced the most extraordinary and wide-spreading consequences on the
+social condition, has not yet half worked out its mighty and
+incalculable effects. The American Revolution,--the greatest explosion
+that ever shook the complicated fabric of political abuses, the boldest
+step which civilization has yet made _en avant_,--was felt in its
+reverberations throughout all Europe; and even Ireland, remote,
+isolated, and oppressed Ireland, returned some vibration to the shock!
+England, amidst the host of ills which assailed her at this, the most
+awful crisis of her history, already beheld the children of the land she
+had so long oppressed, bursting their bonds and hailing with their
+wonted “ten thousand welcomes,”[77] the hope of emancipation, which came
+to them from the greatest and freest region of the earth. It was then
+that a British minister, worked upon by his fears, or driven by his
+necessities, granted a reluctant boon, for the purpose of winning back
+the affections of an alienated people, whose co-operation he wanted, and
+whose desertion he had but too just a cause to apprehend. It was then
+that he admitted the Irish to rights for which during past ages they had
+sued in vain; and flattered those with eulogies to whom he had hitherto
+denied justice. It was not, therefore, wonderful, though it was new,
+that when an Irish member in the British senate ventured to observe,
+that “Ireland was the chief dependence of the British crown, and that it
+behoved England to admit the Irish nation to the privileges of British
+citizens,” there was not one dissentient voice to deny the fact, or
+oppose the proposition;[78] and the bills which then passed the
+Parliament for the relief of the Catholics, and for the opening of the
+Irish trade, produced the usual effects of kindness on the human heart.
+From that moment America promised, and Franklin wrote in vain. “If,”
+says that patriotic philosopher,--the patriot of humanity, and the
+philosopher of common sense!--in his celebrated letter to the people of
+Ireland, “If the government whom you at home acknowledge, does not, in
+conformity to its own interests, take off and remove every restraint on
+your trade, commerce, and manufacture, I am charged to assure you that
+means will be found to establish your freedom in the fullest and freest
+manner; and as it is the ardent wish of America to promote, as far as
+her other engagements will permit, a reciprocal commercial intercourse
+with you, I can assure you that they will seek every means to establish
+and maintain it.”
+
+But Ireland had not recourse to a foreign power to reclaim her rights.
+She placed her cause in the hands of her resident gentry: she committed
+it in the senate to a Grattan, and in the field to a Charlemont! The
+restrictions on trade, which America offered to break, were removed by
+the exertions of Irish patriotism, supported by that force, which is
+alone constitutional, a national militia! It was at this eventful epoch
+of Irish regeneration, that the combined exercise of those native
+energies to which, in a moment of exigency, a brave and unhappy people
+never fail to resort, produced that bulwark of national independence,
+the IRISH VOLUNTEERS; and a whole people, with arms in their hands, and
+liberty in their hearts, stood forth the protectors of their native
+land, which an unnatural government had thus exposed to danger and
+seduction. Even England looked on with respect and gratitude at the
+efforts of the devoted and loyal Irish, who, forgetful of all past
+injuries, came forward no less in her cause than their own;[79] and when
+the Irish volunteers presented themselves to the admiration of the
+empire, organised into a compact and disciplined body, under their
+illustrious chief the Earl of Charlemont, (whose name ever falls like
+light upon the page it illustrates,) it was declared in the British
+senate, by one whose words were then deemed as _prophet’s breathings_,
+“that this great event resembled, intrinsically and substantially, the
+glorious Revolution of England in 1688!”
+
+This event, however, so glorious for the fame, and so profitable to the
+interests and independence of Ireland, never could have occurred, if the
+majority of the gentry, with their spirit, their wealth, their
+influence, and their education, had not been a resident gentry! and if
+there is one illuminated page in the dark story of Ireland’s misery! one
+pause in her sufferings! it belongs to this proud and blessed moment,
+when her people and their chiefs were armed, morally and physically, in
+her defence; when her senate resounded to an eloquence as pure and
+patriotic as the Forum ever echoed; when the private society of the
+capital became proverbial for its wit and festivity; and when all tended
+to, if it did not reach, the term of national prosperity and national
+glory.
+
+But alas! this moment of promise and splendour was transient as a dream,
+and the bright effulgence of Irish patriotism, brilliant as the midnight
+meteor, was as suddenly succeeded by a midnight darkness. Causes on
+which it is now beside the purpose to dwell, paralysed the virtues, and
+marred the hopes of the honest and the brave. Engines were put into
+play, and agents into activity, to destroy or to sap the foundations of
+national independence. Corruption and injustice recommenced their
+suicidal career; the rebellion and the Union were got up, and succeeded
+beyond the hopes of their authors; and from that epoch every evil which
+can afflict humanity and degrade a nation has gathered to a foul and
+purulent head; every sad succeeding year has been marked by some new
+step towards social disorganization and national extinction.
+
+“Scarcely had the law passed ratifying that great mischief--the
+Union--(says one of the ablest, and what is yet more, one of the
+honestest and most uncompromising writers on Irish affairs, of the
+present or of any age) when Absenteeism, the predominant calamity of
+Ireland, was fearfully accelerated. The chief proprietors fled from the
+metropolis, as from an invading army; and the country affording neither
+interest nor expectation, they expatriated themselves in shame, in
+disgust, in anguish, in despair. A category of evils beset the
+land.--Those who had entertained fair hopes soon found their prospects
+darken, and a long night close the transient day. To infatuation
+succeeded self-torment. A chief Judge died of a broken heart because he
+had participated in that signal treachery--another Judge asked pardon of
+God and his country, for sanctioning it with his vote. Pitt, the
+machinist, perished amidst the misfortunes of the Empire--and
+Castlereagh, in his pride and power, became his own executioner. The
+noble delinquents and their race perish together. Twenty-four Irish
+peerages have become extinct since the Union in January, 1801, exclusive
+of Peerages under a superior title, but continued in an inferior
+honour--and while I write, another of the noble order which stands
+between the prerogative and the people, as hounds between the huntsman
+and the hare, is extinguished. Thus nature takes vengeance on the
+exalted traitors to their country. The Union cannot subsist--Sin and
+Death have fixed their peremptory seal of doom upon it. Not all the
+vices of Ferdinand to his parentage and family and country--not all the
+deeds of the magnanimous Allies and the Holy Alliance to Spain, Germany,
+and Italy--no, not the repeated partitions of Poland by the Royal
+Robbers, the Austrian, and Frederic, and Catherine, equalled altogether
+the dreadful sum of sinning by the English Ministry, in preparing,
+prosecuting, and accomplishing that sad catastrophe--the Incorporate
+Union of Ireland with Great Britain.”--_Ensor’s Address to the People of
+Ireland._
+
+Previously to the Act of Union, Absenteeism, though encouraged by the
+geographical position of the country, and promoted by some inveterate
+habits derived from ancient abuse, was principally confined, among the
+native Irish, to a few individuals whose ill understood vanity tempted
+them to seek for a consequence abroad, which is ever denied to the
+unconnected stranger, a consequence which no extravagant expense can
+purchase. With a few exceptions, therefore, the malady was confined to
+the great English proprietors of forfeited estates, whose numbers must
+in the progress of events have been diminished, by the dissipations
+inseparable from unbounded wealth, and the growth of commercial and
+manufactural fortunes. It might, in some cases, indeed, be both a vice,
+and a ridicule, in the absent; but had the nation in other respects been
+well used and well governed, it would have been of no serious evil to
+those who remained at home. But the Act of Union, whatever may be its
+other operations, meritorious or vicious, at once converted a local
+disease into a national pestilence. The centre of business and of
+pleasure, the mart of promotion, and the fountain of favour, were by
+this one fatal act at once removed into a foreign land; ambition,
+avarice, dissipation and refinement, all combined to seduce the upper
+classes into a desertion of their homes and country: and as each
+succeeding ornament of the Irish capital abandoned his hotel, as each
+influential landlord quitted his castle in the country, or his house in
+the city, a new race of vulgar upstarts, of uneducated and capricious
+despots, usurped their place, spreading a barbarous _morgue_ over the
+once elegant society of the metropolis, and banishing peace and security
+from the mountain and the plain.
+
+Many whom temptation could not hitherto seduce from home, were now
+forced by fear to fly; and every passion, every motive combined to drive
+from the happy land, all those who were possessed of the means of
+flight. It is in vain that patriotism struggles and conscience arrests
+the departing step of those who yet linger behind in painful
+vacillation. Self-preservation must and will in the end prevail.
+Whatever is educated, whatever is tasteful, whatever is liberal, will
+too probably fly a land, where the insolence of official rank supplies
+the amenity of an admitted aristocracy, and where vulgar wealth,
+acquired by political subserviency, and too frequently unaccompanied by
+knowledge, holds talent at arms’ length, and rejects wit from its
+coteries as dangerous to its own dull supremacy and hostile to the
+repose of its own “_fat contented ignorance_.” Philanthropists,
+disgusted with the perpetual spectacle of hopeless wretchedness and
+irredeemable despair, will seek relief by flying the misery they cannot
+mitigate; the enlightened and the liberal will turn with horror from the
+country where laws of exception have been adopted into the permanent
+code, and where necessitated violence is only met by judicial severity
+and legal murder. The landholder, wearied by his contests with the
+clergy, and intimidated by the armed and masked opposition of his
+tenantry, will be contented to purchase repose by abandoning at once the
+soil and its produce, to the proctors, the police-men and their chiefs.
+The _sbirri_ of Ireland will alone find in a land, thus every way
+accursed, the elements congenial to their existence, as the reptiles and
+insects subsist in that putrefaction, which spreads disease and death
+among the nobler animals.
+
+In the present political prospect of Ireland, the eye of philosophy and
+philanthrophy turns on every side in search of a principle of
+regeneration, and turns in vain. On every side a circle of recurrent
+cause and effect, like the mystic emblem of the Egyptians, points to an
+eternity of woe, and to endless cycles of misgovernment and resistance.
+As long as the actual system continues, (as long as every cause is
+forced to concur in rendering Ireland uninhabitable,) so long will it be
+impossible to organize any plan for civilizing, tranquillizing, and
+enriching the country. It is an empty and an idle boast in the British
+House of Commons, that it devotes its successive nights to the debating
+Irish affairs, so long as the religious division of the people and the
+proconsular government founded upon that division are to be recognized
+as sound policy or Christian charity. The half measures which have
+hitherto been adopted, far from proving beneficial, and composing the
+contentions of hostile factions, have served only to increase discontent
+and disarm inquiry.[80] Nor can the ministers be entitled to any praise
+for generosity who dare not, in the first place, be just. In spite,
+therefore, of all their professions of zeal and compassion for the
+national distress; in spite of all their parliamentary tamperings with
+the national abuses, they must still remain answerable for the greater
+part of the absenteeship which they strenuously hold up as the giant
+ill, over which they have no controul, and for the existence of which
+they imagine themselves not responsible.
+
+The grand principle of “_divide et impera_” has produced both the
+religious question and the question between landlords and tenants, which
+are the hinges on which all the misfortunes of Ireland turn. To commence
+the work of regeneration in earnest, that principle must be fairly and
+honestly abandoned: when this is done, and not before, absenteeship,
+with every other evil which has grown out of the monstrous anarchical
+system, that has so long subsisted, will gradually disappear; and
+proprietors in Ireland, as in other countries, will inhabit their
+country, when their country becomes inhabitable.--“_Ubi bene, ibi
+patria_” is a maxim not altogether unreasonable; and, surely, if in any
+circumstances it is entitled to toleration, it is in that land where the
+greater the patriotism and virtue, the less chance is there of social
+comfort and rational happiness. To the absentees themselves we would
+willingly appeal with every invocation that can bind the conscience or
+awaken the heart. But the appeal were worse than idle, it would in fact
+be injurious, by pointing to effects and disengaging the attention from
+causes. In the present condition of affairs, absenteeism is a
+necessitated evil!! In the absentees it is less a crime than a
+misfortune; and with respect to the government it is so far from being a
+justification of its acts, that it has become a pregnant and a pointed
+conclusion of its ignorance of all sound principle, or its heartless
+indifference to all those interests which the unhappy destiny of “_the
+most unhappy country under heaven_,” has committed to its charge.
+
+
+ THE END.
+
+
+
+
+ LONDON:
+ IBOTSON AND PALMER, PRINTERS, SAVOY STREET, STRAND.
+
+------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+Footnote 1:
+
+ Irish potentates were then as plenty “as Munster potatoes.” “Ils se
+ coudoyoient,” as in the _salle des rois_ of Napoleon. Irish saints
+ were equally numerous; but, if the scandalous chronicles of the times
+ be worthy of credit, the social order of that day was not the better
+ for the circumstance. While King Mac Murrogh was running away with
+ Queen O’Rourke, wife of O’Rory, King of Breffny, who was on a
+ pilgrimage to St. Patrick’s purgatory, his son was undergoing the
+ operation of having those eyes put out, which had looked too tenderly
+ on the Queen of Ossory. The gallantries of these Macs and O’s from the
+ earliest ages to the present day, recall the answer of the French
+ Silvester Daggerwood to his manager, who asked his line of parts,
+ “_Chacun s’en tienne au metier de ses pères; je sais que dans notre
+ famille, nous sommes tous amoureux de père en fils_.”
+
+Footnote 2:
+
+ King Mac Turtell was King of Dublin, and held his kingdom by tribute
+ from the King of Leinster. “Not far from Dublin,” says the admirable
+ Maurice Regan, historiographer to Mac Murrogh,--“not far from Dublin
+ there lived an Irish king named Gillemohalmoghe.” Of the territories
+ of this prince, Michael’s lane in Dublin formed a part. It is called
+ in the black book of Christchurch, Gillemohalmoghe. As there is some
+ reason to suppose that the kingdom extended as far as Swords, Sir
+ Compton Domville may be regarded as the modern representative of the
+ Gillemohalmoghe dynasty.
+
+Footnote 3:
+
+ Child’s Discourse upon Trade.--“No inconsiderable portion of the
+ entire of Ireland has been confiscated twice, and perhaps thrice, in
+ the course of a century.”--_Lord Clare’s Speech on the Union._
+
+ The causes of absenteeship are, in fact, coeval with the first steps
+ of English power in this country. “Those that were adventurers,” says
+ Temple, “in the first conquests, and such others of the English nation
+ as came over afterwards, took possession by former grants of the whole
+ kingdom, and _drove the Irish_ in a manner out of all habitable parts
+ of it, and settled themselves in all the plains and fertile places of
+ the country, especially in the chief towns, ports, and sea-coasts. It
+ was no capital offence to kill any of the rest of the Irish; the law
+ did neither protect their life nor revenge their death.”--_History of
+ Irish Rebellion._ Here is the starting-post of absenteeism, pointed
+ out by an English minister and historian.
+
+Footnote 4:
+
+ The signatures of Magna Charta evince that the nobility of those
+ times, like Pierrot in the farce, were “_un peu brouillés avec
+ l’Alphabet_;” but the spirit which founded that great arch of British
+ freedom, was well worth all the namby-pamby acquirements of all the
+ modern nobles who ever presided over archæology, (or, as Walpole calls
+ it, “old woman’s logic,”) flirted with the muses, and combined to give
+ tracts to England, or rose-trees to the starving peasantry of
+ Connaught and Munster.
+
+Footnote 5:
+
+ Henry II. obliged the Earl Strongbow to return to Ireland, “being
+ likely for his own wealth and assurance to procure all possible means
+ of bridling and annoying the Irish.” In the time of Edward III.
+ military emigration seems to have been considerable. The Irish robbers
+ did good service at Cressy.
+
+Footnote 6:
+
+ The Irish were always ready for a little commotion at home or abroad;
+ “Great was the credit of the Geraldines ever when the House of York
+ prospered, and likewise the Butlers thryved under the bloud of
+ Lancaster.” It was this disposition towards the House of York, which
+ caused the temporary success of Perkin Warbeck in Ireland. The
+ unfortunate Duke of Clarence, who was drowned in a butt of Malmsey,
+ was born in Ireland during the lieutenancy of his father, the Duke of
+ York. His godfathers were the Earls of Ormond and Desmond. Whether
+ this Irish origin will serve to explain the peculiarity of his
+ destiny, I cannot say; but the residence of a York in Dublin may in
+ part account for the popularity of the faction in that city.
+ Shakspeare probably alludes to this personage in Henry VI.
+
+ “Please it your grace to be advertised
+ The Duke of York is newly come from Ireland,
+ And with a puissant and mighty power
+ Of Gallowglasses and stout Kernes
+ Is marching hitherward in proud array.”
+
+Footnote 7:
+
+ The English reader is not to suppose that these _blanc-mangers_ of the
+ poor Irish were such as are to be had at the Verys or Beauvilliers.
+ The Irish white meates were curds and whey, the only provisions which
+ men whose lives were “in wandering spent and care” could obtain. The
+ Irish then lived like Arabs, a prey of cattle being the subject of
+ their fiercest contests.
+
+Footnote 8:
+
+ Had they made the country endurable to live in, they would have done
+ what all the penal laws that ever have been framed can never
+ affect--they would have kept the Irish at home. At the time when Henry
+ VIII. was framing his “act of absencie” for preventing the increase of
+ the absentees the state of the country in which they _were by law_
+ obliged to live, is thus described by Spenser;--“Notwithstanding that
+ the same was a most rich and plentiful country, full of corn and
+ cattle, (Munster more particularly is here speken of,) yet in one year
+ and a half (during the war carried on against the Earl of Desmond for
+ the purpose of forfeiting his estates) the natives were brought to
+ such wretchedness, as that any stoney heart would rue the same. Out of
+ every corner of the woods and glyns they came creeping forth upon
+ their hands, for their legs could not bear them, they looked like
+ anatomies of death, they shoke like ghosts crying out of their graves,
+ they did eat the dead carrion, happy when they could find them; yea,
+ and one another soon after, inasmuch as the very carcasses they spared
+ not to scrape out of their graves; and if they found a plot of
+ water-cresses or shamrocks, there they flocked as to a feast for the
+ time, yet not able to continue them withal, that in short space there
+ was none almost left; and a most populous and plentiful country
+ suddenly left void of man and beast.”--_State of Ireland_, 1581.
+
+Footnote 9:
+
+ English antiquaries have been much puzzled to determine the identity
+ of this “more than celestial Geraldine.” “Who she was,” says Walpole,
+ “we are not directly told.” Surrey himself mentions some particulars
+ of her, but not her name. The editor of the last edition of Surrey’s
+ Poems, in some short notes on his life, says, “that she was the
+ greatest beauty of her time, and maid of honour to Queen Catharine;
+ but I think I have very nearly discovered who this fair person was,
+ &c. &c. &c. I am inclined to think her poetical appellation was her
+ real name, as every one of the circumstances tally.” The elegant
+ antiquary then devotes three pages to prove the probability that Lady
+ Elizabeth, daughter of the Earl of Kildare, was the Geraldine of Lord
+ Surrey. Warton adopts this supposition, and compliments the biographer
+ on having, with the most happy segacity, solved the difficulties of
+ “this little enigmatical ode.”--_History of English Poets._ There was,
+ however, a much shorter way of solving the difficulties, namely, the
+ consultation of Irish authors for an historical incident respecting
+ one of the most illustrious Irish families. Campion, who had probably
+ many a time and oft seen the “fair Geraldine,” with his usual quaint
+ simplicity says, “The Fitzgerald family is touched in the Sonnet of
+ Surrey made upon Kildare’s sister, now Lady Clinton;”
+
+ From Tuscane came my ladyes worthy race,
+ Faire Florence was sometime her ancient seate;
+ The western isle, whose plaisant shore doth face
+ Wilde Cambre’s cliffes, did give her lively heate.”
+
+ The ode goes on as follows;--
+
+ Fostered she was with milk of Irish breast,
+ Her sire an earle, her dame of prince’s blood;
+ From tender years in Britain she doth rest
+ With kinges childe, while she tasteth costly food.
+ Honsdon did first present her to mine yeen,
+ Bright is her hue, and Geraldine her hight,
+
+ &c. &c. &c.
+
+ This fair and celebrated Irish absentee, after having sent her
+ illustrious lover to Italy “to defend her beautie by an open
+ challenge,” in which he was victorious, married the Earl of
+ Clinton:--a most unsentimental conclusion to a most romantic story.
+
+Footnote 10:
+
+ “A false muttering flew about that his execution was intended.”
+
+Footnote 11:
+
+ “Soon after,” says Campion, “was the house of the Geraldines attaynted
+ by Parliament, and all of the name busily trayned out for feare of new
+ commotions. But Thomas Leurces, late Bishop of Kildare, schoolemaster
+ to a younger brother, Gerald Fitzgerald, the Earle that now liveth,
+ secretly stole away with the childe, first into Scotland, then into
+ France, and misdoubting the French, into Italy; where Cardinall Pole,
+ his neare kinsman preserved him till the raigne of Edward the Sixt,
+ with whom hee entred into high favour, and obtayned of him his olde
+ inheritance of Meinothe.”
+
+Footnote 12:
+
+ The various epithets applied to these retrogradations on the scale of
+ civilization are very amusing. Between the “mere and uncivil Irish,”
+ and the “English Lords of the Pale,” were the “English Lords beginning
+ to wax Irish;” “degenerating,” “becoming mere Irish,” and ending by
+ being “very wilde Irish,” &c. &c.
+
+Footnote 13:
+
+ O’Sullivan Beare, one of the bravest and noblest chiefs of Kerry, and
+ Lord of part of the paradise of Killarney, in writing to the Spanish
+ minister an account of his sufferings at this period, urges him “to
+ the speedy sending of a ship to receive him, his wife, and children,
+ to save them from the hands of his most merciless enemies: Making
+ choice (he pathetically adds) rather to forsake my ancient
+ inheritance, friends, followers, and goods, than any way trust to
+ their graceless pardon or promise.”--_Pacata Hibernia._ Here was
+ absenteeship in the sixteenth century!!
+
+Footnote 14:
+
+ Elizabeth frequently discovered that her Deputies were carrying the
+ joke too far. On the occasion of the wanton massacre of Smerwick, “The
+ queen (says the Bishop of Chichester) was not _pleased_ at the
+ _manner_ of this execution, and was hardly _after_ drawn to admit any
+ excuse of the slaughter committed.” The “_manner_” was curious
+ enough,--“It was concluded that only the leaders should be saved, (the
+ leaders were Spanish officers,) the rest slain, and _all the Irish_
+ hanged up: which was presently put into execution, to the great
+ disliking of the queen, who detested the slaughter of such as yielded
+ themselves.”--_Baker’s Chronicle._
+
+Footnote 15:
+
+ “The Queen was assured,” says Leland, speaking of the inhuman rigour
+ of Lord Deputy Gray, “that he tyrannized with such barbarity, that
+ little was left in Ireland for her Majesty to reign over but ashes and
+ dead carcases.”--_Hist. of Ireland_, v. ii. p. 227.--Here are reasons
+ for absenteeship quite as cogent as any which can be advanced in the
+ present day.
+
+Footnote 16:
+
+ The credulity of the Irish has ever been their ruin. Some English
+ officers having assured certain Irish chiefs that, upon surrendering
+ themselves to the government, they would obtain their pardon; those
+ chiefs (says Leland) “embraced the counsel, submitted, and consented
+ to attend the Lord Deputy St. Leger to Ireland. But here the only
+ favour granted them was, that they were not brought to immediate
+ execution. They were committed to prison, their lands declared
+ forfeit, and granted to those on whose counsel they had
+ surrendered.”--_Hist. of Ireland_, v. ii.
+
+Footnote 17:
+
+ “Then came the Irishmen of valiant hearts,
+ And active limbs, and personages tall.”
+
+ _Sir J. Harrington’s Translation of Orlando Furioso._
+
+Footnote 18:
+
+ Apology, p. 58.
+
+Footnote 19:
+
+ _Si je ne vous mange pas en oiseau, je vous mangerai en souris._
+ “Other times,” they say, “bring other manners;” and it is not
+ impossible that men, restrained by the _manners of our own times_, may
+ avail themselves of the circumstance of their enforced moderation, to
+ reproach the writer who thus recalls a fact disreputable to the
+ English government, with _ripping up old sores_. The fact, however, is
+ “germane to the matter;” for it was such forfeitures that sowed the
+ first seeds of that permanent absenteeism which modern ministers
+ affect to deplore: and it was these flagrant violations of common
+ justice, that first nurtured the lawless disposition in the peasantry,
+ which is made an excuse for the suspension of all constitutional
+ rights, and which is most unjustly charged on the Catholic religion.
+ Besides, as long as the system is continued, which withholds
+ emancipation, and gives over the land to the tyranny and plunder of
+ churchmen and their inherents, the “ripping up old sores” is both
+ useful and justifiable.
+
+Footnote 20:
+
+ The only crime of which O’Rourke could be accused, was his having
+ received some shipwrecked Spaniards under his roof,--men, says
+ O’Connor, whom the most hardened barbarity could scarcely consider as
+ enemies. It is remarkable that O’Rourke previously to his execution
+ was denied a priest of his own persuasion. But Miles Macgrath, the
+ converted archbishop of Cashel, was sent to prevail on him to conform.
+ “No,” said O’Rourke firmly, “but do you remember the dignity from
+ which you have fallen; return to the ancient Church, and learn from my
+ fortitude the lesson you should have taught me, and which you ought to
+ have been the last to disavow.”
+
+ If there is a shadow of truth in this wild story of Leitrim, and if
+ Rourke did not betray the lady, he deserves canonization. Essex,
+ however, who shared the same fate, preserved the same honourable
+ secrecy; and the purity of the Virgin Queen remains intact.
+
+Footnote 21:
+
+ The ruins of O’Rourke’s castle still exist. They are sublimely
+ situated on a rock that hangs and frowns over a rapid river, near
+ Manor Hamilton, in the county of Leitrim. A few trees are scattered
+ immediately about the castle, and around are heathy mountains rising
+ to the clouds. “O’Rourke’s noble feast” has been rendered immortal by
+ the translation of Dean Swift.
+
+Footnote 22:
+
+ O’Connor Sligo resided some time in the court of Elizabeth, where he
+ was flattered up to his bent, though not into a permanent
+ absenteeship. He returned to Ireland in 1596, after obtaining a grant
+ to secure him in the possession of his own property; in gratitude for
+ which “he was extremely active in her (the Queen’s) favour, and gained
+ back, partly by menace and partly by cunning, many of the revolted
+ clans.” The celebrated O’Donnel of Tirconnel, hearing of O’Connor’s
+ desertion from the common cause, marched with an army to bring him to
+ obedience: and, in spite of the assistance of Sir Conyers Clifford and
+ Lord Mayo, he ravaged and destroyed O’Connor’s country.
+
+Footnote 23:
+
+ This youth was the only son of the Earl of Desmond, already mentioned.
+ He had been detained a prisoner in the Tower from his infancy as a
+ pledge for his father’s loyalty. He was afterwards sent to Ireland as
+ a state engine to play off against another Geraldine who had made
+ claims to the forfeited Palatinate; but after he had fretted his hour
+ on the bloody stage of his own country, he was brought back to
+ England, and lingering at court for a few months in hopeless
+ despondency, he died in the prime of his youth, of a broken
+ heart.--_See_ _Pacata Hibernia_.
+
+Footnote 24:
+
+ Upon two occasions the Earl saved a large party of English from
+ destruction. Macguire, chief of Fermanagh, had given the Lord Deputy
+ three hundred cows to free his country from a sheriff; “after which
+ bargain, the sheriff, one Willis, was let loose upon Fermanagh,
+ leading about some hundreds of women and boys, with a guard of one
+ hundred men, all living upon the spoils of the country.” Macguire,
+ having driven this model of a modern Irish police into a church, was
+ about to put them to the sword, when the Earl of Tyrone interposed his
+ authority. This same Willis was again rescued by Tyrone from an
+ insurrection occasioned by similar circumstances in the O’Donnel’s
+ country.--_See_ _Memorial to Queen Elizabeth_.
+
+Footnote 25:
+
+ The “Irish masque,” got up to compliment the absentees at the English
+ court, is either a bitter satire, or a disgusting picture of the state
+ of Irish society at that epoch. “The King being seated (says _the
+ programme_) in expectation, out ran a fellow attired as a citizen,
+ after him three or four footmen, Denis, Donnel, Dermoch, and Patrick,”
+ the object of whose visit to London was not like that of many of the
+ Denises and Patricks of the present day, to become either _porters_,
+ or _reporters_, as the chances determined; but simply, as Donnel
+ observes, ‘to see King Yamish,’ for which purpose ‘they had travelled
+ a great way miles,’ having got the start of their lords or chiefs who
+ had come over on the same loyal errand.
+
+ _Der._ I’ fayt, tere ish very much phoyt stick here stirring to night.
+ He takes ush for no shquires I tinke.
+
+ _Pat._ No; he tinksh not ve be imbasheters.
+
+ _Der._ No, fayt, I tinke sho too. But tish marriage bring over a
+ doshen of our besht mashters to be merry, perht tee shweet faish, an’t
+ be; and daunsh a fading at te vedding.
+
+ _Den._ But tey vere leeke to daunsh naked, and pleash ty majesty; for
+ tey villanous vild Irish sheas have casht away all ter fine cloysh, as
+ many ash cosht a towsand cowes and garrans, I warrant tee.
+
+ _Der._ And te prishe of a cashtell or two upon teyr backs.
+
+ _Don._ And tey tell ty majesty, tey have ner a great fish now, nor a
+ shea moynshter to save teyr cloyth alive now.
+
+ _Pat._ Nor a devoish vit a clowd to fesh’hem out o’ te bottom o’ te
+ vayter.
+
+ _Der._ But tey musht eene come and daunsh in teyr mantles now; and
+ show tee how tey can foot te fading and te fadow, and te phip a’
+ Dunboyne, I trow.
+
+ _Don._ I pree dee now, let not ty sweet faysh ladies make a mock on’
+ him, and scorn to daunsht vit ’hem now, becash tey be poor.
+
+ _Pat._ Tey drink no bonny clabber, i’ fayt now.
+
+ _Don._ It ish better ten usquebaugh to daunsh vit Patrick.
+
+ _Pat._ By my fater’s hand, tey vill daunsh very vell.
+
+ _Der._ Ay, by St. Patrick, vill tey; for tey be nimble men.
+
+ _Den._ And vill leap ash light, be creesh save me, ash he tat veares
+ te biggest fethur in ty court, King Yamish.
+
+ _Der._ For all tey have no good vindsh to blow tem heter, nor
+ elementsh to preserve hem.
+
+ _Don._ Nor all te four cornersh o’ te world to creep out on.
+
+ _Pat._ But tine own kingdomes.
+
+ _Don._ Tey be honesht men.
+
+ _Pat._ And goot men; tine own shubshects.
+
+ _Der._ Tou hast very good shubshects in Ireland.
+
+ _Den._ A great goot many, o’ great good shubshects.
+
+ _Don._ Tat love ty mayesty heartily.
+
+ _Den._ And vill run t’rough fire and vater for tee over te bog and te
+ bannoke, be te graish o’ Got and graish o’ King.
+
+ _Der._ By Got tey will fight for tee, King Yamish, and for my mistiesh
+ tere.
+
+ _Den._ And my little maishter. Paish, paish, now room for our
+ mayshter.--Then the gentlemen dance forth a dance in their Irish
+ mantles to a solemn music of harps, which done, the footmen fall to
+ speak again.”
+
+Footnote 26:
+
+ Borlase asserts that in 1650, ten years before the Restoration, 1700
+ died of the plague in Dublin alone; this horrible infliction was
+ peculiar to those “picturesque times,” which describe so well, and
+ which, it is a mark of literary loyalty to admire and eulogize.
+
+ “Sir, nothing against antiquity, I pray you,
+ I must not hear ill of antiquity.”--_B. Jonson._
+
+Footnote 27:
+
+ The most noted beauties of the Court of Charles the Second, Lady
+ Barbara Villars, (Duchess of Cleveland,) the Countess of Chesterfield,
+ (a Butler,) the Lady Kildare, introduced by St. Evremont into his
+ pleasant little poem of “The Basset Table,”[28] the Countess de
+ Grammont, and many others, were Irish women. The delightful author of
+ “Mémoires de Grammont,” Anthony Hamilton, was himself an Irishman,[29]
+ and a branch of the illustrious house of Hamilton, which obtained from
+ James the First such princely possessions in the North of Ireland, and
+ which is still represented by the Marquis of Abercorn. The
+ Fitzmaurices, (Muskerry,) the O’Briens, the Butlers, the Talbots, are
+ names noted in the fasti of Whitehall at this period. With respect to
+ the Talbots, however, it is but fair to observe that the elder branch
+ of this ancient and patriotic family always remained permanently
+ resident in their splendid castle and domain of Malahide, as their
+ worthy representative the Member for the county of Dublin continues to
+ do in the present day; though the younger branch, the Lords of Carton
+ (now the seat of the Duke of Leinster) were prime favourites at
+ Whitehall, and boon companions of both Charles and James. “The Dick
+ Talbot” of that day, whom Charles would fain have set at odds with the
+ Duke of Ormonde, brought no additional rays to the original splendour,
+ when he added a ducal coronet to its less perishable honours. This
+ Colonel Richard Talbot (afterwards Duke of Tirconnel) was sent to the
+ Tower for having challenged the Duke of Ormonde with duplicity of
+ conduct with respect to the Irish Catholics, whose agent Colonel
+ Talbot then was. Ormonde, believing the better part of valour to be
+ discretion, fought shy, instead of fighting Talbot; and when rallied
+ on this circumstance by the King, petulantly demanded, “Is it then
+ your Majesty’s pleasure that at this time of day I should put off my
+ doublet to fight duels with Dick Talbot?”
+
+Footnote 28:
+
+ Vous ne me parlez pas de Madame de Kildare,
+ I never saw personne avoir meilleure air.
+
+Footnote 29:
+
+ His mother, the beautiful Lady Maria Butler, was daughter to the Duke
+ of Ormonde.
+
+Footnote 30:
+
+ It is farther particularly notable that James, the friend and
+ correspondent of Pope Clement VIII. and the special protector of the
+ Irish Catholics, first established in Ireland a Protestant ascendancy
+ in parliament, in obedience to the advice of the Lord Deputy
+ Chichester. With the inconsistency which ever accompanies a want of
+ principle, he occasionally amused himself at the expense of the very
+ people he affected to favour. When Chichester made King James a
+ present of a beautiful horse, his Majesty asked him if it were an
+ Irish horse: on being answered in the affirmative, the King swore his
+ favourite oath, “Then it must be a Papist,” for he verily believed
+ that all things produced in Ireland were Papists, even the very
+ animals themselves.
+
+Footnote 31:
+
+ None benefited more largely by these “plots of rebellion” than the
+ house of Ormonde. “His Grace (says Lord Anglesey in his letter to the
+ Earl of Castlehaven) his Grace (the Duke of Ormonde) and his family,
+ by the forfeiture and punishment of the Irish, were the greatest
+ gainers in the kingdom, and had added to their inheritance vast scopes
+ of land, and a revenue three times greater than his paternal estate,
+ as it was before the Rebellion, and most of his increase was out of
+ their estates who adhered to the peace of 1648, or served under His
+ Majesty’s ensigns abroad.” In the anonymous and curious pamphlet “The
+ Unkind Deserter,” it is asserted that the Ormonde estate was but
+ 7000_l._ per annum before the civil wars in Ireland, and that in 1674
+ it was close upon 100,000_l._ a year; which increase arose from the
+ King’s grants to him “of other men’s estates,” &c. &c. &c. The history
+ of the last Rebellion in 1798, and of the Union, would furnish many
+ anecdotes of a similar increase of the wealth of Irish families; not
+ indeed by forfeitures, (for the mode had passed,) but by intriguing
+ and bullying the government out of every place at its disposal, from a
+ mitre to a cornetcy of dragoons,--by the wholesale and retail sale of
+ the country: (a vote upon a single stage of a question has been hired,
+ like a job-carriage, by the night;) by corrupt dabbling in every
+ species of public work; in short, by every disgraceful practice of the
+ fraudulent tradesman, the scheming adventurer, and the sturdy
+ mendicant. The philosopher Kirwan was wont to quote a calculation he
+ had made, that the money spent on carrying the Union, would have built
+ a bridge from Howth to Holyhead.
+
+Footnote 32:
+
+ In James the Second’s reign some of the measures were calculated to be
+ of the greatest service to Ireland, and emanated from a wise and
+ discreet minister, formerly attached to the Protestant interest, the
+ second Earl of Clarendon. His instructions announced the intentions of
+ the legislature, or at least of the King, to introduce Catholics into
+ the corporations, and invest them with magistracies and judicial
+ offices; and he gave his opinion in favour of the legality of the
+ measure, though contrary to an Act of Elizabeth. But the greatest evil
+ which can occur to a reformation, is to have it undertaken by men of
+ small capacity; as their best intentions are ever marred by their
+ petulance and dullness. The folly with which James hurried on a
+ change, and the injudiciousness of some of the proposed measures,
+ caused his own ruin, and that of the unhappy country he made the
+ principal scene of his egregious weakness and incapacity.
+
+Footnote 33:
+
+ The Irish army under Tirconnel and Sarsfield made a most vigorous
+ resistance against a superior and well-disciplined force; and
+ Limerick, the last hold, was surrendered upon terms from which it
+ appears that none more esteemed their valour and fidelity than King
+ William himself.
+
+Footnote 34:
+
+ When James, after his flight from the battle of the Boyne, arrived in
+ Dublin, he had the ingratitude and ungraciousness to reflect upon the
+ cowardice of the Irish. He reached the Castle late at night, and was
+ met at its gates by the Lady Lieutenant, the beautiful Duchess of
+ Tirconnel, “La belle Jennings” of Grammont’s Memoirs. In return for
+ the sympathizing respect which marked her reception, the King is said
+ to have sarcastically complimented her upon the “alertness of her
+ husband’s countrymen.” The high-spirited beauty replied, “In that,
+ however, your Majesty has had the advantage of them all.” The King, in
+ fact, was among the first to arrive in the capital with the news of
+ his own defeat.
+
+Footnote 35:
+
+ They were estimated at the annual sum of two hundred and eleven
+ thousand six hundred pounds.
+
+Footnote 36:
+
+ Letter to Sir H. Langrish.
+
+Footnote 37:
+
+ Of this intolerance William stands in a great measure acquitted. His
+ known liberality subjected him to the suspicions of the party who
+ forged the penal statutes for Ireland, and who accused him of
+ infidelity, because he was unwilling to become a persecutor. When left
+ to act for himself, he exhibited a wisdom, wanting in the measures of
+ those to whom he was occasionally obliged to submit. In his
+ instructions to the commissioners in Scotland, dated 1689, he says
+ expressly, “You are to pass an act establishing that church government
+ which is most agreeable to the inclinations of the people.”
+
+Footnote 38:
+
+ To favour the English manufacturer, the exportation of the staple
+ commodity and manufacture of Ireland (wool) was prohibited on pain of
+ confiscation, imprisonment, and transportation!! It would be difficult
+ to say whether the infamy or the absurdity of such legislation is the
+ greatest; and indignation at the avarice of the lawgivers, is so
+ largely mixed with contempt for their blind ignorance, that the pen
+ pauses in its vituperation of measures which were so obviously their
+ own punishment. Be it however remarked “_en passant_,” that the
+ framers of these laws were the aristocracy of England, the most
+ educated and moral people then in existence; a striking proof of the
+ perfect inadequacy of abstract principles of right and wrong to the
+ good government of conduct. Force, and force alone, too generally
+ makes right, in opinion, as well as in fact; and where the power to
+ abuse exists, the will to injure and the sophistry to justify the
+ injury, will never long be wanting.
+
+Footnote 39:
+
+ “Have they any wit in their compositions? (says Spenser in speaking of
+ the poetry of the Irish in his day.) Yea, truly, I have caused divers
+ of them to be translated unto me, that I might understand them; and
+ surely they savoured of sweet wit and good invention, sprinkled with
+ some pretty flowers of their natural device, which gave good grace and
+ comeliness to them.”
+
+Footnote 40:
+
+ “Oh wretched condition of our loved compatriots, the remains of a once
+ happy people, steeped in blood and drenched in slaughter! Vain is your
+ struggle for liberty, hapless crew of a bark long tempest-tossed, and
+ now cast away forever. What! are we not wrecked on our own shores, and
+ prisoners to the Saxons? Is not the sentence passed and our excision
+ foredoomed? How are ye fallen from the ancient glories of your native
+ land! Power degraded into weakness, beauty to deformity, freedom into
+ slavery, and the song of triumph into elegies of despair. Nial, of the
+ nine hostages, look not down upon us, lest thou blush for thy captive
+ Gadhelians. Conn, of the hundred battles, sleep in thy grass-grown
+ tomb, nor upbraid our defeats with thy victories.”--_Oran_ (or song)
+ _of Ognive, the family bard of the last of the O’Neils._
+
+Footnote 41:
+
+ Boyle, Berkeley, King, Dodwell, Leslie, Toland, Clayton, (Bishop of
+ Clogher,) Molyneux, (the friend of Locke the philosopher and champion
+ of Irish independence,) Helsham, Robinson, Macbride, Sullivan,
+ Hutchinson, Abernethy, Harris, Keating, Leland, Kirwan, Young, (Bishop
+ of Clonfert,) &c. &c.
+
+Footnote 42:
+
+ Even so far back as the reign of James the First, Ireland began to
+ furnish her quota to the English drama. But from the middle of the
+ seventeenth century to something more than the middle of the
+ eighteenth, she produced almost all the best dramatic writers on the
+ British stage: Congreve, Howard, Southerne, Steele, Farquhar,
+ Phillips, Kelly, Jones, Orrery, (Earl of,) Tate, Concanen, Dobbs,
+ Bickerstaff, Brook, Centlivre, Griffiths, Jephson, Murphy, Macklin,
+ O’Hara, West, Goldsmith, Sheridan, &c. &c. And among the actors,
+ Wilks, Quin, Sheridan, Barry, Mossop, Macklin, Havard, O’Brien, Brown,
+ Woffington, Clive, Fitzhenry, &c.
+
+Footnote 43:
+
+ Denham, Parnell, Swift, Sterne, Burke, Goldsmith, the Sheridans; to
+ whom may be added Molesworth, Millar, Wood, Webb, Pilkington, Johnson
+ (Chrysal), &c. &c. Even the women no longer deemed it the exclusive
+ purpose of their being
+
+ “To suckle fools and chronicle small-beer;”
+
+ and the elegant and witty productions of Mesdames Millar, Pilkington,
+ Centlivre, Grierson, Griffiths, Sheridan, Barker, Brook, contributed
+ to the general stock of national literature.
+
+Footnote 44:
+
+ Jervas, (Pope’s Raphael,) Bindon, Roberts the landscape-painter,
+ Barrett, &c.
+
+Footnote 45:
+
+ Miss Brook, the elegant translator and composer of the “Relics of
+ Ancient Irish Poetry.”
+
+Footnote 46:
+
+ The Lord Mayo, of the early part of the eighteenth century, here
+ alluded to, was a model of the genuine Irish resident nobleman, living
+ in his rural palace, surrounded by his family, his bards, and
+ musicians. One of these, “his retainer,” David Murphy, composed an
+ Irish Ode of some celebrity, called “Tiagherna Mhaigho,” the “Lord of
+ Mayo,” which another of his retainers, O’Keeneghan, set to music. This
+ Carolan was wont to play at night in the hall of the Burkes, on his
+ harp. It happened that during Carolan’s last visit to Lord Mayo,
+ Geminiani arrived from Italy by special invitation from the amateur
+ Earl; and his Italian music completely usurped the attention of the
+ Ladies Susan and Bridget Burke, of whose praise Carolan was especially
+ jealous, and he frankly complained to his noble host of this neglect.
+ Lord Mayo, rallying the bard on his feelings, concluded by telling
+ him, that when he should produce the same music as Geminiani, he would
+ meet with the same attention. On this Carolan proposed a wager, that
+ he on his harp would follow the Italian in any piece of his
+ composition, but that Geminiani should not follow him through an Irish
+ planxty: the wager was accepted by the Italian, and won by the Irish
+ bard.
+
+Footnote 47:
+
+ The O’Connors of Ballingar, the favourite residence of Carolan.
+
+Footnote 48:
+
+ “In the year 1740, the sublime genius of Handel roused our feelings
+ from the lethargy into which they had fallen.”--_Memoirs of the Irish
+ Bards._
+
+ Banished from London by the intrigues of a party, Handel[49] fled to
+ Ireland, where, with his friend Dubourg, the violin of his age, he was
+ received with rapture. His first public exhibition in Dublin was the
+ Messiah, which he performed for the benefit of the city prisons.
+ Whoever had the happiness of knowing the late Richard Kirwan, the
+ Irish philosopher, may judge of the enthusiasm of the travelled Irish
+ gentlemen for Italian music, and the vogue which Piccini obtained
+ through their means.
+
+Footnote 49:
+
+ Pope alludes to this banishment of Handel in his Dunciad:
+
+ “Strong in new arms, lo! Giant Handel stands
+ Like bold Briareus with his hundred hands,--&c. &c. &c.
+ Arrest him, Goddess, or you sleep no more:
+ She heard, and drove him to Hibernia’s shore.”
+
+Footnote 50:
+
+ St. Bridget was accustomed to pray under the shade of an oak, a
+ circumstance which has given its name to an Irish county, Cil doire,
+ the cell of the oak (Kildare.)
+
+Footnote 51:
+
+ “Concerts were the favourite amusement in the houses of the nobility
+ and gentry, and musical societies were formed in all the great
+ towns.”--_Memoirs of Irish Bards._
+
+Footnote 52:
+
+ The Philharmonic Society gave up its subscriptions towards building
+ the hospital in Townsend-street, 1753.
+
+Footnote 53:
+
+ “Italian singers were invited over, and the fair dames of Ireland
+ learned to expire at an opera.”--_History of Irish Music._
+
+Footnote 54:
+
+ Barry, Sheridan, Mossop, Diggs, Daly, Crawford, and others of a more
+ modern date, were all gentlemen of family, and members of the Irish
+ University. They lived with their own class, and some of them went to
+ court. The intimacy of Sheridan with successive lords lieutenant is
+ recorded in the life of his celebrated wife, written and recently
+ published by their accomplished grand-daughter.
+
+Footnote 55:
+
+ If a desire for luxuries and refinements is in all classes the natural
+ check to excessive population, and to the degradation of the species,
+ that check is wholly wanting in Ireland. Not only the peasant, but the
+ tradesman sees no attainable object of enjoyment in the possession of
+ a class just above himself in ease and comfort, which might stimulate
+ his ambition. The connecting link between the rich and the poor is
+ wanting; for middlemen are no refiners of manners. As a familiar
+ illustration, let the reader imagine that, except in towns of the
+ first class, few vegetables beyond a cabbage or a potatoe are to be
+ found in the market. There is absolutely no demand for such _luxuries_
+ to repay the culture.
+
+Footnote 56:
+
+ One of these rooms painted in fresco and highly decorated, remains, or
+ did remain a few years back, in Fishamble-street.
+
+Footnote 57:
+
+ Marino, Frescati, Marli, Sanssouci, Tivoli, Bellevue, Maritimo, &c.
+ are curious monuments of the manners and feelings of the Irish
+ nobility of the eighteenth century.
+
+Footnote 58:
+
+ Concerts were given in this room twice a week, for the benefit of the
+ Lying-in Hospital, to which it is an appendage. Previously to its
+ erection, these musical meetings were held for the same purpose in a
+ long room in Granby-row, where Castruci, the last pupil of Corelli,
+ performed.--See _Memoirs of Irish Bards_.
+
+Footnote 59:
+
+ The refinement not to say dissipation, of this period was perhaps
+ precocious and disproportionate to the riches of the country; but this
+ circumstance, always perhaps inherent in a particular stage of
+ civilization, was in Ireland increased by peculiarities in the
+ distribution of national wealth, another fatal consequence of the
+ frequent forfeitures. Time, however, would have cured this evil, if
+ the tide of absenteeship had not again set in, and swept away all
+ improvement and prosperity from the land.
+
+Footnote 60:
+
+ It has been said with great truth that “the politics of Molyneux long
+ continued to be no less revered by the Irish than the morality of
+ Confucius by the Chinese.” The burning of his excellent work, the
+ “Case of Ireland,” the prosecution of Swift’s “Drapier’s Letters,” and
+ the imprisonment of his spirited publisher, Faulkner, had the great
+ merit of bringing the doctrine of libel into public discussion, and of
+ first awakening the people of Ireland to the value of the liberty of
+ public speaking and writing, the most important of the many blessed
+ constitutional rights extorted from power at the Revolution. It is
+ pleasant to observe, that patriotism becomes an heir-loom, and to note
+ that the immediate descendant of William Molyneux, who inherits his
+ principles with his property and name, is a permanently resident Irish
+ gentleman!
+
+Footnote 61:
+
+ John Ponsonby, Speaker of the House of Commons in 1756, under whom the
+ Irish patriots made a most successful stand on a constitutional
+ question of vital importance. The energy and firmness of the patriotic
+ Speaker, and of a majority of the members of the House of Commons, who
+ then (“Hear this, ye gods, and wonder how ye made them”) attended to
+ the business of their country, forms a brilliant feature in the
+ history of the times.
+
+Footnote 62:
+
+ The friend of the celebrated Berkeley, a right good Irishman and
+ author of a “List of Absentees,” a class, to which he showed no
+ quarter.
+
+Footnote 63:
+
+ Henry Boyle, the patriot of the Irish House of Commons in the early
+ part of the eighteenth century.
+
+Footnote 64:
+
+ Connolly died Speaker of the House in 1730, lamented by all who loved
+ Ireland; Sir R. Walpole gave him the name of “King of the Irish
+ Commons,” from his astonishing influence over the Lower House.
+
+Footnote 65:
+
+ Member for New Ross. On an important political question he rode post
+ to town sixty miles to be present at the debate, and arrived just in
+ time to give his vote.
+
+Footnote 66:
+
+ Dolly Munroe, the reigning Irish beauty of Goldsmith’s day, to whom he
+ alludes in his Haunch of Venison:
+
+ “’Twas a neck and a breast that might rival Munroe’s.”
+
+Footnote 67:
+
+ See some of Right Hon. John Philpot Curran’s Verses preserved in his
+ Life by his son William Henry Curran--a work full of interest with
+ respect to matter, and full of beauty with respect to style. The
+ account given in its pages, of the convivial and intellectual meetings
+ of “the Monks of the Screw” at the Priory (Mr. Curran’s villa) forms a
+ brilliant but painful contrast to other orgies now celebrated in
+ Dublin, which alas! are neither social nor intellectual!
+
+Footnote 68:
+
+ Lord Clare.
+
+Footnote 69:
+
+ Dr. Franklin.
+
+Footnote 70:
+
+ The penal laws had been multiplied and rigorously executed under
+ George the First. On the accession of George the Second, for the first
+ time since the Revolution, the unfortunate Catholics, who by a feeble
+ and foolish fiction of the law of the land, were “not supposed to
+ exist,” ventured to approach the throne by a public act of their body;
+ and they presented an address of congratulation at once dignified and
+ loyal.
+
+Footnote 71:
+
+ Forbidding Catholics to bear arms either by sea or land.
+
+Footnote 72:
+
+ When Lord Chesterfield arrived in Ireland, all the Catholic places of
+ worship were closed. A Mr. Fitzgerald saying mass in the obscure
+ garret of a condemned house, an immense crowd had assembled, and the
+ floor giving way, the officiating priest with many of his flock were
+ buried in the ruins, and the greater number were maimed or wounded.
+ Lord Chesterfield, horror-struck at the event, ordered that all the
+ chapels in the capital should be opened on St. Patrick’s day, and they
+ have never since been closed.
+
+ A zealous Protestant thinking to pay his court to the Lord Lieutenant,
+ came to inform him that one of his coachmen was a Roman Catholic, and
+ went privately to mass. “Does he, indeed?” said his Lordship, “then I
+ shall take care that he never drives me there.”--_Chesterfield’s
+ Memoirs._
+
+ The Bishop of Waterford relates that the vice-treasurer, Mr. Gardiner,
+ a man of good character and considerable fortune, waited upon Lord
+ Chesterfield, one morning, and in a great fright told him that he was
+ assured upon good authority that the people in the province of
+ Connaught were actually rising; upon which the Viceroy looked at his
+ watch, and with great composure answered him, “It is nine o’clock, and
+ time for them to rise; I believe, therefore that your news is true.”
+ This system of alarm, be it observed, continues in all its vigour to
+ the present day; and the actual Viceroy has to withstand the falsehood
+ of the designing and the credulity of the nervous, full as much as any
+ of his predecessors.
+
+Footnote 73:
+
+ In a contest for constitutional rights (1755), the Earl of Kildare
+ placed himself at the head of the liberal party, which was then
+ technically designated “the patriots:” and the agents of the Castle
+ and the Church faction having represented to the King that the Irish
+ House of Commons was bent on destroying the royal prerogative, for the
+ purpose of preparing his Majesty’s expulsion, the Earl, with “the
+ oulde bloode of the Geraldines” boiling in his veins, denied the
+ calumny, and composed and with his own hand presented a memorial to
+ the king, proving historically that the Irish were to a fault the
+ upholders of the royal prerogative, and lovers of kingly government.
+ For this spirited conduct, which recalls the opposition of the
+ Kildares of old to the ministers of Henry the Seventh and Eighth, he
+ received the glorious appellation of Father of his country.
+
+Footnote 74:
+
+ The terrorism of former times having now yielded to a more salutary
+ system, the expression of public feeling took a variety of forms. It
+ was at this period that political toasts came into fashion, introduced
+ into social meetings through the convivial talents of a Mr. Carter,
+ son to the Master of the Rolls. His toast of “May all secretary
+ bashaws and lordly high-priests be kept to their proper tackle, the
+ sword and the bible,” became a charter sentiment at all public and
+ private dinners. The lordly high-priest was Archbishop Stone, and the
+ bashaw was Lord G. Sackville, who brought all the pedantry of the
+ schools to his official diplomacy, and added the superciliousness of
+ fashion to the hauteur of conscious supremacy.
+
+Footnote 75:
+
+ The numbers of those who voted were 102 for, and 122 against the
+ measure. The tax proposed was two shillings in the pound upon rents
+ and profits of landed property in the hands of those who did not
+ reside in Ireland for six months in each year, from 1773 to 1775.
+
+Footnote 76:
+
+ It is stated in the public prints that 350,000_l._ are, at this day,
+ taken annually from the county of Kilkenny alone.
+
+Footnote 77:
+
+ Cead mille faltha.
+
+Footnote 78:
+
+ It is worth citing, that Sir Cecil Wray, one of the most violent
+ opponents of the extension of Irish trade, observed at this time to
+ the House, “that the true grievances of Ireland were the Irish Pension
+ List, the Sinecure Offices, the Roman Catholic Disabilities, and the
+ Absentees.”
+
+Footnote 79:
+
+ It was to the loyalty of the people of Ireland at this period, that
+ the Lord Lieutenant of the day alluded, when, in his speech from the
+ throne, he observed, “That the united and great military preparations
+ of the House of Bourbon seemed only to have roused the courage and
+ called forth the exertions of his Majesty’s brave and loyal subjects
+ of this kingdom of Ireland; and I have only to lament that the
+ exhausted state of the treasury has hitherto put it out of my power to
+ give those exertions the most extensive and constitutional operation,
+ by carrying the militia law into effect.
+
+Footnote 80:
+
+ These half measures are, however, in the present state of affairs
+ almost inevitable.--A divided cabinet founded upon a divided state of
+ public opinion, opposes an insuperable barrier to a frank and honest
+ reform: and oscillations of principle and of practice must attend the
+ effort to manage factions so nicely balanced.
+
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+
+
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+
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+Unforeseen circumstances, over which the Author had no influence or
+controul, had altogether checked the progress of this Work, suspended
+the publication of its latter parts, and left them on the Publisher’s
+shelves unadvertised and uncirculated.
+
+This temporary relinquishment had given rise to unfounded and injurious
+reports of its suppression; an object which never was for one moment in
+the contemplation of the Author, nor sought for, or even suggested, by
+the Government of England.
+
+On the contrary--the lamentable and unimproving march of Ireland from
+the period of the Union having fully proved the deceptious prospective
+given to that fatal measure by its mistaken or corrupt supporters, and
+exciting a novel interest and grave reflections of vital importance to
+the British Empire, the Author had determined to seize upon the first
+available opportunity of fulfilling his engagement to the friends and
+patrons of the Work, by its completion.
+
+Those friends were not confined to one party. They were mingled in
+all--they comprised several of the highest orders of society--many who
+held, and some who still hold important stations in the Government of
+both countries;--and the commencing parts of the Work having been
+honoured by the approbation and encouragement of His present Majesty and
+other Members of His Royal House, it was with deep regret the Author
+found himself, from a succession of causes, for several years unable to
+fulfil his intentions, and gratify his own laudable ambition, by
+compiling into a compact Memoir, the most important Historic events of
+Ireland. In many of those he was himself a not unimportant actor. He
+possessed also the advantage of individual intimacy or acquaintance with
+the most celebrated personages of all parties; without which, and the
+fidelity of a contemporary and independent pen, the delineation of their
+characters and the record of their conduct, if not lost for ever, would
+have descended to posterity with imperfect details and an ambiguous
+authenticity;--or have left a wide chasm in a highly interesting epocha
+of British History.
+
+The fallacious measure of a Legislative Union,--the progress of which
+from commencement to consummation the Author energetically resisted--has
+proved by its inoperative or mischievous results, the justness of that
+resistance. And he now, in common with many of the most distinguished of
+its original supporters, deeply deplores its accomplishment. But
+established by lapse of time--confirmed by passive assent--and
+complicated with some beneficial, and many political and financial
+arrangements, its tranquil reversal seems to have passed feasibility.
+Yet--as an hereditary friend to British connexion--the Author hopes, by
+the revival and completion of this History, to open wide the eyes of
+Great Britain to the present dangers of Ireland--to draw aside the
+curtain of ignorance and prejudice by which her history has been so long
+obscured--to compare her once rising prosperity with her existing
+miseries--to discover the occult causes of their continuance and the
+false principles of her misrule--to display her sacrifices for
+England--and to unmask her libellers in both countries.
+
+Developments such as these may rouse the Legislature to probe her wounds
+to their depth--to employ her labour--to succour--to foster--and to rule
+her on the broad principles of a steady and philanthropic policy--and to
+relinquish for ever that system of coercive Government, which an
+experience of many centuries has proved to be destructive of almost
+every thing--except her crimes and her population.
+
+The British people should also learn that the absence of the ancient
+Nobles and protecting Aristocracy of Ireland,--drawn away by the Union
+from their demesnes and tenantry to the Seat of Legislation, and
+replaced only by the griping hands and arbitrary sway of upstart
+deputies,--increases in proportion with the miseries and turbulence of
+the lower orders; and that the luxuriance of vegetation which clothes
+that capable Island, has, through the same causes, become only a
+harbinger of want, or the forbidden fruit of a famished peasantry.
+
+It should therefore be the object of every pen and of every tongue, to
+render the Union as innoxious as its paralyzing nature can now admit of;
+to recall the proprietors of the Irish soil to a sense of their own
+security and their country’s welfare; and thereby strengthen the ties
+which should bind the two nations together, in equality, prosperity, and
+affection--on the firmness and durability of which _species_ of
+connexion depends, not only the constitutional security of England
+herself, but perhaps the political existence of both countries.
+
+Such is the Author’s view in the completion of this Work. The obstacles
+to its progress are surmounted, and its publication is now in the hands
+of those who will spare nothing to render it worthy of its object, and
+ensure a lasting and beneficial record to the United Empire.
+
+It is fortunate for Ireland, and disastrous to her calumniators, that a
+recent and great event has at once exposed the misrepresentations of her
+enemies, and displayed a great source of her misfortunes. The visit of a
+conciliating King to a distracted people rapidly disclosed their native
+character, and produced a burst of unfeigned, unanimous, genuine
+loyalty--never before experienced in such profusion by any Monarch from
+his subjects. The equivocating language of diplomacy was rejected for
+awhile. The King was a Patriot, and the People were loyal. For the first
+time they were allowed to approach each other. Both were sincere--and
+both were ardent. In a few days, the King became despotic in the
+affections of the Nation, and his Ministers descended into a comparative
+insignificance. When he arrived, he was respected as a British King--but
+when he departed, he was adored as an Irish Monarch. He saw at once that
+the existence of faction and discord was incompatible with the peace and
+the prosperity of Ireland; and that she hung on Great Britain, as a
+withering limb upon a healthful body--essential to its symmetry, but
+useless to its functions and injurious to its Constitution.
+
+There was but one remedy--conciliation. His Majesty saw its efficacy and
+commanded its adoption.--But his commands were disobeyed by the _Regal
+Rebels_[81]--and Ireland is still seen withering and cankering--by the
+obstinacy of intolerant faction, the irritation of local tyranny, and
+the multiplying mischiefs resulting from disobedience to the benevolent
+and wise commands of the only British King who ever yet set foot on the
+Irish shore as a friend, and as a patriot.
+
+Footnote 81:
+
+ Mr. Grattan’s definition of men, “Who make their loyalism a pretence
+ to perpetuate their supremacy,--and distract the peace of a Country
+ under colour of protecting it.”
+
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+ Transcriber’s Notes
+
+
+This file uses _underscores_ to indicate italic text. New original cover
+art included with this ebook is granted to the public domain.
+
+The spelling and diacriticals used in non-English words and phrases has
+not been modernised or corrected.
+
+This book as printed included multiple complex footnotes, including
+footnotes to footnotes. All notes have been converted to endnotes for
+this ebook edition. The following changes and corrections have been
+made:
+
+ • p. 7: Added period after phrase “the recorded absenteeism of two
+ thousand years.”
+ • p. 19: Replaced “kings” with “king’s” in phrase “Lady Elizabeth Grey,
+ the king’s own kinswoman.”
+ • p. 20: Replaced opening with closing quotation mark after phrase
+ “having curried acquaintance and friendship with mere Irish.”
+ • p. 23: Replaced “of of” with “of” in phrase “England, in the face of
+ her own savage laws.”
+ • p. 27: Added period after phrase “for the Earl of Kildare to feare.”
+ • p. 28: Replaced apparent mid-dot with period after phrase “that you
+ tracke them out at pleasure.”
+ • p. 35: Added opening double quotation mark to indicate continuation
+ of quotation before paragraph beginning “One night, when the
+ lieutenant and he, for disport, were playing at _slide-groat_.”
+ • p. 35: Added opening single quotation mark before phrase “there is
+ some mad game in that scralle, but, fall how it will, this throw is
+ for a huddle.”
+ • p. 45: Added closing double quotation mark after phrase “gossipry and
+ alliance.”
+ • p. 45 note 16: Replaced “to to” with “to” in phrase “and granted to
+ those on whose counsel they had surrendered.”
+ • p. 103 note 53: Added period after phrase “the fair dames of Ireland
+ learned to expire at an opera.”
+ • p. 133: Replaced closing single quotation mark with closing double
+ quotation mark after phrase “the English interest.”
+ • Booklist item 14: Added commas after “Joseph II.” and “Gustavus III.”
+ in list.
+
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