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Published September, 1914 + + COPYRIGHT IN GREAT BRITAIN, + All acting rights reserved by the author + + + + + TO + HERMANN HAGEDORN + + + + +VAN ZORN + + + + +CHARACTERS + + + VAN ZORN + GEORGE LUCAS + WELDON FARNHAM + OTTO MINK + MRS. LOVETT + VILLA VANNEVAR + JENNY + + + + +ACT I + + + WELDON FARNHAM’S _studio in Macdougal Alley, New York. In the rear is + a long window, beneath which is a wide cushioned seat, extending + from the left wall to a vestibule on the right, from which a + door, front, opens into the studio. The door is hidden by a tall + screen. Further down on the right is another door, and still + further down is an antique cabinet, upon which rests a bust of + Shakespeare. To the left of the cabinet, well into the room, is + a table, upon which are a few books and, among other objects, an + ornamental cigar box of polished mahogany. Half way down the left + wall, which is built diagonally into the stage, cutting off about + one-third of the rear wall, is an open grate with a mantel. Well + to the front, on the left, is an upright wheeling easel, upon + which a framed portrait faces the rear. There are several chairs, + for the most part plain and small; but one of them, near the + table, to the left, is large and comfortable._ + + _The curtain rises, revealing_ WELDON FARNHAM _and_ OTTO MINK. + FARNHAM _is a well-conditioned and well-satisfied man of thirty, + or a little more, with a certain complacent hardness about his + face, which suggests an aggressiveness that does not really + exist. He stands surveying_ OTTO, _a younger man--short, plump, + pink and loquacious--who in turn stands surveying the picture on + the easel. His hands are in his trousers pockets, and he stands + from time to time on the tips of his toes during the process of + his scrutiny._ + +FARNHAM + + [_As if amused_] + +Well, Otto, aren’t you going to say something? + +OTTO + + [_Slowly, with a frown_] + +So this is Villa Vannevar.[1] + +[1] Pronounced Vannee´-vr. + +FARNHAM + +Not exactly. It’s a picture of her. + + [_Smiling_] + +You don’t care for it, I see--Lucas and Petherick think it’s rotten. + +OTTO + +Did Lucas say that? + +FARNHAM + + [_Still amused_] + +No, but he smoked it. He might as well have said it. + +OTTO + + [_Leaving the picture and lighting a cigarette_] + +You can’t always tell what Old Hundred means--when he doesn’t say +anything. Or when he does, for that matter. + +FARNHAM + + [_Smiling_] + +I’m sorry, Otto, that you don’t like the picture. + +OTTO + + [_Showing his teeth_] + +There’s genius in it. Is that what you wanted me to say? + +FARNHAM + +But a poor likeness--eh? + +OTTO + +Likeness?--Farnham, you make me sick. + + [FARNHAM _scowls quickly and laughs_] + +I beg your pardon, but you do,--just now, I mean. + + [_With a sniff_] + +You and your pictures! + +FARNHAM + + [_Laughing_] + +Are they all so bad as that, Otto? + +OTTO + + [_Irritated_] + +I suppose it’s _you_ that I’m talking about, not your pictures. + +FARNHAM + + [_With patronage_] + +You don’t seem to be improving matters very much. What have _I_ done? + +OTTO + + [_With affectionate disgust_] + +You? You haven’t done anything. Destiny, or something or other, has +done it for you. + +FARNHAM + + [_Laughing_] + +But I don’t believe much in destiny. I believe in work. + +OTTO + +You didn’t work very hard to get the best girl in New York. + +FARNHAM + +If I didn’t know you, Otto, I might be offended. + + [_Laughing_] + +What’s the matter with you today, anyhow? + +OTTO + + [_With all sincerity_] + +I understand. You think I’m jealous, but I’m not. I’m not such a dam +fool. + +FARNHAM + +Otto, don’t be so impulsive. + + [_He laughs_] + +OTTO + +Impulsive? You don’t know what the word means. + + [_With a grimace_] + +You might at least look glad, or say something foolish once in a +while,--just to let a fellow know that you’re human. + +FARNHAM + + [_Seriously_] + +I’ll take back a part of what I said, Otto. There may be a large +element of destiny in my--we’ll say my very great good fortune. + + [_Laughing_] + +But I wouldn’t say as much as that to Van Zorn. + +OTTO + +Van Zorn? He’s a fatalist, isn’t he? + +FARNHAM + + [_Laughing_] + +I don’t know just what he is. He’s the best man living, and he’s my +best friend. + +OTTO + + [_Cheerfully_] + +And he’s worth about how many millions? + +FARNHAM + + [_With animation_] + +I don’t know. Twenty or twenty-five. I don’t care much about that part +of it. + +OTTO + +You know, Farnham, I believe you when you say that. + + [_Moving to the Right_] + +If I didn’t, I shouldn’t hang around your place any more. You think you +wouldn’t miss me if I didn’t, but you would. I’m a tender shoot, and +I’m delicate, and you’ll be dam sorry when I’m dead. + + [OTTO _pauses before the bust of Shakespeare, looks at it + thoughtfully, places his hat upon it carefully, and surveys the + result with satisfaction_. FARNHAM _watches him with patronizing + amusement. Presently, when the two men stand looking at each + other, the bell rings_] + +FARNHAM + + [_Looking at his watch_] + +That sounds like Lucas. It can’t be Mrs. Lovett--yet. + +OTTO + +It’s Old Hundred, I’ll bet a sequin. Let him in. + + [FARNHAM _admits_ GEORGE LUCAS, _who is a square-jawed and somewhat + cadaverous looking man of thirty, with a melancholy and highly + intellectual face. His clothes are well kept, but unmistakably + the worse for wear, and there is a whimsical weariness in his + manner that might be suggestive of latent tragedy. He looks at_ + FARNHAM _and_ OTTO _as if he expected them to say something_] + +OTTO + +Good morning, Phœbus-Apollo. + +LUCAS + + [_With a benignant smile_] + +Good morning. + + [_To_ FARNHAM, _half quizzically_] + +Good morning. + + [_He looks at the decorated bust of Shakespeare, and then at_ OTTO. + _He smiles once more and removes his hat, which_ FARNHAM _takes + and tosses on to window seat_] + +OTTO + +Have you come to join the celebration? + +LUCAS + +Celebration of what? + +OTTO + +Oh, I don’t know. You take your choice. You might celebrate the +publication of my new book, or you might celebrate the rotation of the +planet Neptune--on his axis. Or, you might celebrate the engagement of +our friend Farnham to the radiant Miss Villa Vannevar. + + [_Motioning towards the picture_] + +There she is--or, I should say, a picture of her. + +LUCAS + + [_With gathering surprise and difficulty_] + +I have seen the picture, but I had not heard of the engagement. + + [_Giving his hand to_ FARNHAM, _but as if with unconscious + reluctance_] + +Farnham, let me congratulate you. + +FARNHAM + + [_Taking his hand_] + +Thank you, Lucas. + + [_As_ LUCAS _goes towards the picture_] + +I fear that some of us get rather more than we deserve in this life. + +LUCAS + + [_Affecting indifference_] + +Oh, I don’t know about that. + + [_Studying the picture_] + +So this is Villa Vannevar. + +OTTO + + [_Promptly, with his hands in his pockets_] + +That’s what _I_ said. + +FARNHAM + + [_Comfortably_] + +Your congratulations are quite enough, Lucas. You needn’t feel obliged +to praise the picture. + +LUCAS + + [_Solemnly_] + +I wasn’t going to praise the picture. + +OTTO + + [_Standing on his toes and grinning at_ FARNHAM _with satisfaction_] + +“Heaven is not reached with a single bound.” You can’t have everything +at once, Farnham, even if you are a genius. But you might give Lucas a +drink, and you might give me a bottle of cold beer. + +FARNHAM + + [_Amused_] + +In the morning, Otto? Isn’t this something new? + +OTTO + + [_Nodding at the bust_] + +Shakespeare did it, and I wish to do everything that Shakespeare +did--so far as in me lies. + +FARNHAM + + [_Laughing, as if_ OTTO _were a child_] + +Well, all right, if I’ve got it. + + [_He goes out at the right_, LUCAS _leaves the picture, frowning + to himself, and returns to_ OTTO, _who is standing near the + corner of the vestibule_. OTTO _turns_ LUCAS _gently and assists + him towards the cabinet, from which_ LUCAS _takes out a bottle + of whiskey and a glass, going with them to the table nearby._ + FARNHAM _returns with a bottle of beer and a glass_] + +FARNHAM + + [_After a look at_ LUCAS] + +Here you are, Stratford. + + [OTTO _goes to the window seat_] + +Don’t you want some water, Lucas? + +LUCAS + +No, thank you. It won’t be necessary. + +FARNHAM + + [_With mild insistence_] + +Better for the heart. + +OTTO + + [_Prying the cap from the bottle_] + +Lucas hasn’t got any heart. + + [_He pours out a glass of beer with care_] + +Well, Farnham, you man of iron, _morituri salutamus_. I’m a tender +shoot, and I shan’t be with you very long. Neither will Lucas, if he +doesn’t drink some water one of these days. + + [_There is a sinister note in his last words, and it is evidently + caught by the other men_] + +LUCAS + + [_With a dry flourish_] + +Farnham, you are a man of parts, and once more I congratulate you. I’m +a man of parts myself, as a matter of fact, but some of my parts don’t +exactly fit, and as a consequence + + [_With a hard, insincere laugh_] + +as a consequence, I--I rattle. Your health and happiness. + + [_He drinks, and shivers a little_] + +And now, + + [_Exploring the table_] + +If you will give me a small cigar + + [_He takes a large one from the box_] + +I’ll tell you what a great man you are going to be. + + [_He puts back the bottle and moves again towards the picture_] + +FARNHAM + + [_Who has been watching_ LUCAS _with a patronizing smile_] + +And now if you two fellows will kindly make yourselves at home, I’ll +be back in a little while. I’m going over to Petherick’s to get some +photographs of his comical bust of Poe for Mrs Lovett; and if anyone +comes in while I’m gone, I’ll trust you two to be agreeable. + +LUCAS + + [_Nervously_] + +But what does this mean, Farnham? If you expected visitors, why didn’t +you say so? + +FARNHAM + + [_Soothingly_] + +They are coming to see the picture in its new frame. + + [_Hesitating_] + +Of course you remember Mrs. Lovett--and Villa Vannevar? + +LUCAS + + [_In a dry voice_] + +Yes, I remember them. Villa Vannevar and I used to be rather good +friends. + + [_Indifferently_] + +But I doubt if Mrs Lovett remembers me. + +FARNHAM + + [_At the door_] + +She must. + +LUCAS + + [_Sitting down_] + +Why do you say that? + +FARNHAM + +She must,--for you are not the kind that women forget. + + [_He laughs and goes out, and_ LUCAS _follows him with his eyes. He + remains for a time as if in retrospection_] + +OTTO + + [_From the window seat, after a pause_] + +It seems to me that Farnham might have done a little better than that. + + [LUCAS _gives him a quick look_] + +But I don’t know, + + [_In half soliloquy_] + +perhaps he couldn’t, after all. + + [OTTO _studies the beer-bottle as if it were a rare vase, and_ + LUCAS, _leaning forward on his chair, rubs his fingers together + thoughtfully_.] + +OTTO + +Phœbus, + + [LUCAS _looks at him_] + +wake up. + +LUCAS + +I am awake. + +OTTO + +The devil you are. + + [_Getting up and stretching himself_] + +Let’s have another look at Farnham’s picture. Petherick thinks it’s +rotten. + + [_Mercifully_] + +But then, Petherick’s a sculptor. + +LUCAS + + [_Drily_] + +Can’t sculptors tell when things are rotten? + +OTTO + + [_Briskly_] + +Apparently not--if we are to judge them by what they have done for our +fair city. + +LUCAS + + [_Rising and smiling_] + +You are severe this morning, Otto. + + [_In a fatherly way_] + +I hope you aren’t going to be severe with _me_. + +OTTO + + [_Looking at him sharply_] + +I _was_ going to be--but I won’t now. + + [_Frowning before the picture_] + +So this is Villa Vannevar. + +LUCAS + + [_Smiling_] + +That’s what _I_ said. + +OTTO + + [_Still frowning_] + +Mrs. Weldon Farnham. + + [_Throwing up his hands_] + +Lucas, I can’t make it sound right. + +LUCAS + + [_Drily_] + +What’s wrong about the sound of it? Farnham is a good fellow, isn’t he? + +OTTO + + [_With emphasis_] + +He’s a fine fellow; and he’s one of his own best friends. + +LUCAS + + [_Smiling grimly_] + +Well, that makes for prudence--and for longevity. + +OTTO + + [_Drily_] + +Very good indeed. What do you think of this picture, Phœbus, anyhow? + +LUCAS + +It’s a pretty good picture. All things are relative. + +OTTO + + [_Promptly_] + +Then you agree with Petherick. + +LUCAS + +Not necessarily. + + [_He looks around him uncomfortably_] + +But I don’t believe, Otto, that I’ll stay here any longer. + + [OTTO _moves toward him_] + +You can entertain these women without me. + +OTTO + + [_Backing_ LUCAS _into his chair_] + +There! You try that for a while. Farnham said you were to stay here +till he came back. + + [_He takes another chair and sits facing_ LUCAS] + +Phœbus, you may kick me if you like, but I’m sorry for you. I’m dam +sorry. + +LUCAS + + [_With a doubtful scowl_] + +What do you think you are talking about, Otto? + +OTTO + + [_Plunging_] + +Phœbus, I like you. I like you a lot. I’ve liked you for ten +years--ever since I met you. + + [_Pause_] + +So far as I count for anything, I suppose I’m as good a friend as you +have in the world. + +LUCAS + + [_Pleased and embarrassed_] + +I’m glad to hear you say that, Otto. + +OTTO + + [_With more confidence_] + +You’d better wait till I’m done with you. + +LUCAS + + [_Smiling_] + +Go on. I’m at your service. + +OTTO + + [_Clasping his knee and becoming very serious_] + +Very well. Tell me when to stop. + + [_Pause_] + +Phœbus, how much does Farnham know about you? Did he know anything +about you before he came to New York? Let me see, that was four years +ago. + +LUCAS + + [_Surprised_] + +Probably not. + +OTTO + +Well, then, did Farnham know Villa Vannevar before he came to New York? + +LUCAS + + [_Surprised_] + +Not to my knowledge. + +OTTO + +Am I getting too personal? + +LUCAS + + [_Fighting with his curiosity_] + +You haven’t said anything injurious. + +OTTO + +Good. Now does Farnham.... Oh, the devil! I suppose I ought not to ask +you this, but I’m going to, all the same. Does Farnham know that Villa +Vannevar cared more for you at one time than she cares now for any +other man living? + +LUCAS + + [_Rubbing his hands slowly_] + +I rather think, Otto, that you may as well stop. + +OTTO + +Are you going to kick me? + +LUCAS + +No. Your motive is good, and I try to judge a fellow by his motive. + + [_Taking a cheap watch from his pocket, he looks at it and shakes it + at his ear_] + +What time is it? + +OTTO + + [_With much vigor_] + +Phœbus, you can’t put me off. I’ve got you now, and I’m going to tell +you what I think of you. + +LUCAS + + [_Shaking his watch at his ear_] + +What do you think of me? + +OTTO + + [_Nettled_] + +Well, I think you are going to the devil, for one thing. + +LUCAS + + [_Grinning_] + +Only going? I was told the other day that I had arrived--with banners. + +OTTO + +Did Farnham tell you that? + +LUCAS + +That was Farnham’s hidden meaning. + +OTTO + + [_After a pause_] + +Well, Phœbus, I can’t speak for Farnham. But there was a time when the +rest of us would have said that you had empires up your sleeve. + + [_Impressively_] + +LUCAS + + [_Looking at his sleeve_] + +Then they must be there yet. I’ve never shaken them out. + +OTTO + + [_With more fervor_] + +They may be there, but all the devils in hell, with microscopes, +couldn’t find them there this morning. As you are fond of reading, you +may have gathered, from various authorities, that empires don’t run +themselves, exactly. When they do, they run down. + +LUCAS + +Like my watch. + + [_He shakes it, and returns it to his pocket_] + +OTTO + + [_Getting up with a sigh_] + +Phœbus, why don’t you try to find out where you are, and stop pickling +your brain with rum, and quit bewildering your inferiors, and go back +to school? If you don’t, there will be a funeral one of these days, and +you won’t have to walk. And what I say is all as true as God made great +whales and little squirrels. + +LUCAS + + [_Rubbing his knees and grinning_] + +Good. Say on. + + [OTTO _gives a snort of disgust and moves towards the bust of + Shakespeare, his hands in his trousers’ pockets and his face + puckered with a scowl_] + +LUCAS + + [_Watching_ OTTO _with weary amusement_] + +Otto, tell me something more about this much-travelled Odysseus of many +devices, whom Farnham calls Van Zorn. + + [OTTO _removes his hat from the bust_] + +I thought you would do that, Otto. + + [OTTO _puts his hat on his head and gives_ LUCAS _a look of + discouragement_] + +Tell me about Van Zorn, Otto, and take off your hat. + + [OTTO _spins his hat at_ LUCAS, _who catches it deftly and throws it + over to the window seat_] + +I understand that he’s a fatalist--or something or other. Where does he +live? + +OTTO + + [_Piqued_] + +He doesn’t live anywhere. He doesn’t have to. He’s worth about +twenty-five millions. + +LUCAS + +That isn’t very much. Is he in town? + +OTTO + + [_Impatiently_] + +Yes, he’s in town. + +LUCAS + +How long is he going to stay? + +OTTO + + [_Wearily_] + +How the devil do I know? I suppose he’ll stay as long as he likes the +place. That’s what I should do, if I had twenty-five millions. + + [_Becoming more rancid_] + +And then, if the fancy seized me, I should pack my suitcase and go in +for the irrigation of Mesopotamia. + +LUCAS + + [_Still leaning forward and rubbing his hands slowly_] + +When is Farnham to be married? + +OTTO + +I don’t know. Didn’t you hear about the engagement? + +LUCAS + + [_Getting up and speaking without apparent interest_] + +No.... I don’t hear about things any more. + + [_The bell rings and_ LUCAS _turns with a start_] + +I wonder who that is. + + [_He takes his watch from his pocket nervously and pretends to look + at it_] + +OTTO + + [_Smiling as he looks at his own watch_] + +If you wish to know what time it is, it’s five minutes to twelve. + + [OTTO _opens the door and admits_ MRS. LOVETT _and_ MISS VILLA + VANNEVAR. MRS. LOVETT _is a short lady of fifty, with a manner + that is slightly affected, but not comically so. She is dressed + in black, and in a manner calculated to suggest rather than + to express mourning._ VILLA VANNEVAR _is rather tall and very + handsome, inclined to be unconventional and at times careless, + naturally vivacious, but evidently not satisfied with her + existence. She wears a walking suit of bright gray, with a smart + hat_] + +OTTO + + [_With familiar mock-ceremony_] + +You are to come in--both of you--and you are to make yourselves +entirely at home. + + [_To Mrs Lovett_] + +The genius of the place has gone to get some photographs of your friend +Petherick’s bust of Edgar A. Poe, the eminent literary man. + + [_Turning to_ LUCAS, _who has found something interesting on the + table_] + +Both of you remember Mr. Lucas, I suppose. + +VILLA + + [_In a voice of friendly surprise_] + +Why it’s George! + + [_She goes to him and gives him her hand, which he takes slowly, and + holds a little longer than he means to_] + +Why, Auntie, it’s George! + + [_To_ LUCAS] + +You remember my aunt, don’t you, George? + +LUCAS + +I remember Mrs. Lovett very well. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_without warmth_] + +Of course I remember Mr. Lucas. + + [_To_ OTTO] + +And now, Otto, you bad child + + [_Holding up her finger_] + +oh, yes! I have read your wicked books, and I know just how bad you are + + [_Laughing_] + +--Villa and I are perishing to see the picture in its new frame. + + [_To_ VILLA] + +Shall we wait for dear Weldon to come back? Artists are so queer, you +know, and + + [_To_ OTTO, _with a smile_] + +So very sensitive. + +OTTO + + [_Beaming_] + +Very sensitive indeed. Have you read my last one--_Au Cinquième_? It +came out day before yesterday. + +VILLA + + [_Amused_] + +I’m sorry, Otto, but we haven’t even seen it. + +OTTO + + [_Briskly_] + +In that case, + + [_To_ MRS. LOVETT] + +you cannot possibly know how bad I am.--As for the frame, + + [_Moving towards the picture_] + +the frame is a beautiful piece of work. In point of fact, I don’t quite +see how you are going to get along without it. + + [MRS. LOVETT _follows him and they stand together before the + picture_. LUCAS _and_ VILLA _remain near the table, she becoming + very serious and he pretending, not very well, to take a humorous + view of the situation_] + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_After a silence_] + +Aren’t you coming to see yourself, Villa? + +VILLA + +I’ll watch you and Otto--and talk with George. I know just how the +picture looks, and I haven’t seen George for a thousand years. + + [MRS. LOVETT _frowns a little and_ OTTO _smiles to himself + significantly_] + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Looking at the picture_] + +Oh--dear! + + [_She sighs and looks at_ OTTO, _who stands on his toes for a moment + and then shakes his head_] + +VILLA + + [_Turning from_ LUCAS _to_ MRS. LOVETT, _and laughing_] + +What’s the matter, Auntie? + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_With ample resignation_] + +I don’t know what to say about it. + + [_She looks at_ LUCAS, _who does not see her, and then looks at_ OTTO] + +_You_ say something, Otto. I simply don’t know how. + +OTTO + +I would gladly be of assistance, my dear Madam, but I don’t know how to +say anything about it either. + + [_Looking at_ LUCAS] + +But there’s Lucas; he knows how to say something about it. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_After a quick frown_] + +Tell me the truth, Otto. + + [_She sighs again_] + +VILLA + + [_Turning and laughing_] + +If you do, Otto, I’ll tell Weldon everything you say. + +OTTO + + [_Looking from_ VILLA _to_ MRS. LOVETT, _with a grimace_] + +You seem to know the truth already. If you don’t, I cannot tell a lie. + + [_Very distinctly_] + +In the last analysis, then, the thing is worse than--than office-hours. + +VILLA + + [_With determination_] + +_I’m_ going to say something now. I’m going to ask Otto to turn that +picture to the wall until Weldon comes back. I won’t have it abused. + + [_To_ LUCAS, _with sorry laugh_] + +The only trouble with that picture is that it isn’t _me_. + +LUCAS + + [_Drily_] + +Yes, that is one trouble with it. + + [VILLA _looks at him strangely, and laughs again as before_. MRS. + LOVETT _looks at her with mild disapproval_. OTTO _grins, + and begins to sing the swan-song in Lohengrin with subdued + satisfaction as he turns the easel. As_ OTTO _comes back to + the center of the stage, the bell rings, and all appear to be + suddenly disturbed_] + +MRS. LOVETT + +Now who in the world is that? We don’t want people. + +LUCAS + +You might find out, Otto. + +OTTO + +Aye, aye, sir. + + _[Becoming more exuberant, he propels himself towards the door with + a series of quasi-nautical hitches, trumpeting with his lips + the opening chorus in “Pinafore.”_ LUCAS _watches him with a + weary smile_, VILLA VANNEVAR _laughs, and_ MRS. LOVETT _looks + bewildered_. OTTO _opens the door and stands back, in whimsical + obeisance_] + +OTTO + +You may come in, for I know your name. Your name is Van Zorn, and I’ve +seen you before. + + [VAN ZORN ENTERS. _He is rather tall, well built, bronzed, and has + powerful, penetrating eyes. His manner, though courteous and + possibly a bit too dignified, is also a little heavy. He seems to + be in constant fear of being taken too seriously; and yet he is a + very serious person, inclined to a certain intangible melancholy + that is easy to recognize but difficult to describe. His voice + is rich, deep, and musical, his laugh is rare but pleasing, but + his smile is frequent and engaging. There is at times something + childlike in his acceptance of unusual situations and events, and + there is something almost unreal in his easy persistence along + lines that few men would ever think of pursuing. While he is for + the most part self explanatory, there remains a fringe of mystery + about him to the end_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_Taking_ OTTO’S _hand and smiling_] + +And I should remember _your_ name. Your name is ... + +OTTO + + [_Distinctly_] + +Mink. + +VAN ZORN + + [_With another smile_] + +Indeed? Then you must have two names. + +OTTO + + [_As the two move into the room_] + +I have. The grand total is Otto Mink. + +VAN ZORN + +I remember now that Farnham called you Otto. I am very glad to see you +again. + +OTTO + + [_With expansion_] + +And now it devolves upon me to present a few of Farnham’s friends. +Here, for example, is Mrs. Lovett. + + [_She smiles at Otto, and receives Van Zorn with unqualified + approval_] + +And here is Miss Villa Vannevar. She’s another friend of Farnham’s, and +you’ve met her before. + + [VILLA _gives_ VAN ZORN _her hand, and he looks at her, in spite of + his efforts, as if he were fascinated. The two appear to be very + serious, until_ OTTO _presents_ LUCAS, _when she laughs--but with + no great amount of spirit_] + +And here is Mr. Lucas. Sometimes we call him Phœbus--on account of his +sunny disposition. + + [VAN ZORN _shakes hands with_ LUCAS _with great cordiality and looks + at him as long as he looked at_ VILLA VANNEVAR, _but with an + entirely different expression. There is a kindness and a certain + satisfaction in his eyes that surprises_ LUCAS _and embarrasses + him_] + +That object over there is a portrait of Miss Vannevar, but we are not +to see it again until Farnham comes back. You won’t like Farnham any +better after you see it. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Amused_] + +That doesn’t sound altogether complimentary to Farnham. + +OTTO + + [_Cheerfully_] + +It isn’t. + +VAN ZORN + +Perhaps I don’t quite understand you. + +OTTO + +You will. + +VAN ZORN + + [_With a look of amused inquiry at_ LUCAS] + +You surprise me. I have come to think of Farnham as one of the best of +living painters. + +OTTO + + [_With his hands in his trousers’ pockets_] + +He is. That’s partly what ails him. + +MRS. LOVETT + +Why, Otto,--you ridiculous child! + +OTTO + +If you don’t believe me, ask Phœbus--I mean Lucas. + +VAN ZORN + + [_To_ VILLA, _smiling_] + +I think I’ll wait and ask Farnham himself. + +VILLA + + [_Laughing_] + +He may bite you. + +VAN ZORN + +I know Farnham’s bite. It isn’t very dangerous. + +VILLA + +He thinks it is. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Moving nearer to her, as if drawn_] + +How soon do you expect him back? + +VILLA + + [_Suddenly serious_] + +At any moment. + + [LUCAS _begins a silent investigation of the studio, while_ MRS. + LOVETT _and_ OTTO _talk together_, MRS. LOVETT _apparently amused + and perhaps a little scandalized by his childlike narrations. She + looks frequently and almost eagerly at_ VAN ZORN _and_ VILLA, + _who stand near the table. They seem to be laboring under a + mysterious constraint, which_ VILLA _tries to put off with an + assumed light humor_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling_] + +You talk as if you thought me a doubtful character. I trust that +Farnham hasn’t given me one. + +VILLA + + [_Nervously_] + +Weldon has praised you so much that we are all a little afraid of you. + +VAN ZORN + +I shall have to stop that. + + [_Pause_] + +Do you remember the day when you and Mr.-- + + [_Glancing at_ OTTO] + +Mr. Mink--went over my boat with Farnham and me? + +VILLA + +Of course I do. That was the day before you sailed away to the other +side of the world. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Earnestly_] + +Thank you for remembering that day. + +VILLA + + [_Still nervous_] + +I remember the day--and I remember that you frightened me somehow. + + [_Laughing_] + +You made me think of Captain Kidd and the Flying Dutchman--both +together. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling_] + +I don’t know about Captain Kidd, but I suppose I _am_ a sort of +Dutchman. + +VILLA + + [_With a little shiver_] + +Not the Flying Dutchman--I hope? + +VAN ZORN + + [_With a quaint seriousness_] + +No--not exactly. As a matter of fact, I have undertaken to be a doctor. + +VILLA + + [_Bewildered_] + +Medicine, Philosophy or Divinity? + +VAN ZORN + + [_With a melancholy laugh._] + +All three, in a measure--and I shall be my own patient. + + [_Quite seriously_] + +I must have a place in the scheme of existence, and I have had a +presentiment that I am soon to find it. + +VILLA + + [_Drawing back a little and laughing_] + +You?... A place in the scheme of existence?... I’m beginning to be +positively creepy. I thought you had everything. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Shaking his head_] + +Then you are greatly mistaken. I have nothing--yet. + +VILLA + + [_Impulsively_] + +What a very unfortunate person! I beg your pardon a thousand times, but +you make me laugh. + +VAN ZORN + +You needn’t be apologetic, and you needn’t laugh. + +VILLA + + [_Bewildered_] + +What--are you going to do--first? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling faintly_] + +I have thought of several plans to make my existence worth while, but I +am not yet sure of any of them. + +VILLA + + [_With a sigh and a laugh_] + +Well, I don’t know what you expect me to say. You don’t speak a +language that a poor girl can understand. + + [_She looks over her shoulder and meets the eyes of_ LUCAS, _who by + this time has made a circuit of the studio and taken a casual + inventory of its contents. She looks at him, smiling, and then + at_ VAN ZORN, _who is looking at_ LUCAS _with a slight frown that + is both friendly and inquiring_] + +VILLA + +I wonder if George--Mr. Lucas--could be of any service to you. He isn’t +a doctor, but he knows almost everything. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Pleasantly, after a slow nod at_ LUCAS] + +Does he know himself? + +LUCAS + + [_With a shrug_] + +I regret to say that he does. + +VAN ZORN + + [_To_ LUCAS, _distinctly_] + +Then Miss Vannevar is right. The man who knows himself does know almost +everything. + + [_There has been a brief pause in_ OTTO’S _animated conversation + with_ MRS. LOVETT, _and now_ OTTO _looks keenly at_ VILLA, VAN + ZORN, _and_ LUCAS] + +VILLA + + [_Laughing at_ OTTO] + +The man who knows himself must be inspired. + + [_To_ VAN ZORN] + +Otto couldn’t keep from being inspired if he tried. Otto is a poet. + +OTTO + + [_Grinning_] + +Do I look like one? + +VILLA + +You look like a rose of Sharon, Otto. + + [_Glancing towards the door_] + +I thought I heard something. + +OTTO + + [_Holding up his finger_] + +Hist! There it is again! + + [_Going to the door mysteriously_] + +It’s the Thing itself. + + [FARNHAM _is heard in the vestibule, singing carelessly to himself + the air of the Conspirators from “La Fille de Madame Angot.”_ + OTTO _opens the door with a flourish, and_ FARNHAM _soon enters_] + +OTTO + +You are late, and the show is half over. + + [_Putting his hands into his trousers’ pockets_] + +The next thing on the programme will be the eminent comedians, Van Zorn +and Lucas, in “The Old Oaken Bucket.” Song and dance. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_With languid primness_] + +Otto, you might take your hat and go home. + +FARNHAM + + [_Taking_ MRS. LOVETT’S _hand_] + +No, don’t send him home. He can’t help it. The trouble is in his brain. + + [HE _shakes hands with_ VILLA _and smiles_] + +But _you_ + + [_Shaking hands with_ VAN ZORN _and looking at him with eager + satisfaction_] + +--you might have let a fellow know that you were coming. + + [_looking around_] + +I suppose there is no need of introductions. + +OTTO + + [_Beaming_] + +None whatever. We are all happily acquainted. + +FARNHAM + + [_After giving_ OTTO _a patronizing scrutiny_] + +There are the photographs, Mrs. Lovett, and if you don’t find them +sufficiently bad, it won’t be Petherick’s fault. Poor Poe! + + [_Nodding to_ VAN ZORN] + +_He_ could tell you something about Destiny, if he were alive. + + [_He nods at the envelope_] + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Looking at one of the photographs_] + +Poe was a wonderful creature. + +FARNHAM + +There are no records to prove that he ever denied it. + + [_To_ VILLA, _with his most confident smile_] + +Have you seen the picture, and the frame? + + [_He gazes at the easel, frowns for a moment, and then laughs drily_] + +Who turned it to the wall? Did you do that, Lucas? + +VILLA + + [_Quickly_] + +Otto did it. I told him to. + +FARNHAM + + [_Rather drily_] + +That was very considerate of you. + + [HE _moves the easel back to its former position_] + +Well, there it is. + + [_Confidently_] + +And now you may all do your worst. Otto and Lucas needn’t say anything, +for I know what they think already. + +OTTO + + [_Cheerfully_] + +You may not. We’ve never told you. + +FARNHAM + + [_With a short laugh_] + +Well, if you haven’t, you needn’t. + + [VAN ZORN _stands before the picture and studies it ominously_] + +FARNHAM + +Well, which is it--life, or death? + +VAN ZORN + + [_With annihilating deliberation_] + +I should say that it was neither. I am not satisfied with it. + +FARNHAM + + [_With a dry laugh_] + +Were you ever entirely satisfied with anything? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Gently_] + +We are not here on earth to be entirely satisfied, are we? + +FARNHAM + +Oh, I don’t know about that. + +VAN ZORN + +I hope most sincerely that you are not satisfied with this picture. + +FARNHAM + +I thought it had a kind of merit. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Frowning_] + +It has. It’s a work of genius, if you like. + +OTTO + + [_Promptly_] + +That’s what _I_ said. + +FARNHAM + + [_Patiently_] + +I know it Otto--And now I should like to hear what Mrs. Lovett has to +say. + +MRS. LOVETT + +But, dear Weldon, you can’t possibly care what I think--a poor old +thing like me. + + [_Looking through her glasses_] + +Of course you have flattered the poor child almost to death. + +FARNHAM + + [_Genially_] + +I don’t see how you can say so. + +VILLA + + [_To_ VAN ZORN _and_ LUCAS] + +Help! help! + +MRS. LOVETT + +But you are a wonderful creature, all the same, and I shall have to +forgive you. Two very intelligent men + + [_Beaming on_ OTTO] + +have called you a genius, and surely that should be enough for one +morning. + +OTTO + +Three, Mrs. Lovett, Phœbus--I mean George--called him one before you +came in. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_After a look at_ LUCAS] + +I am very glad to hear it. + +OTTO + + [_Briskly_] + +I knew you would be. + + [_Going to_ LUCAS] + +And now, Phœbus--I mean George--it’s time for you and me to go out and +have something to eat. I have a premonition that you and I are in a way +to become superfluous. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_With motherly tolerance_] + +Otto, are you going to talk nonsense all the rest of your life? + +OTTO + + [_Spinning his hat on the end of his stick_] + +If youth but knew. + +VILLA + + [_With animation_] + +Why can’t we all go out and lunch somewhere together? I’ve got some +money. + +MRS. LOVETT + +You forget, my child, that we are to have luncheon with Mrs. Dyce. + +OTTO + +Give my love to Mrs. Dyce, and to the Pomeranian twins. And now Phœbus +and I are going over to the Brevoort House and have something with a +squeezed lime in it. After that we shall have a morsel of bread, and +Phœbus will tell me what he thinks of my new book--_Au Cinquième_, I +call it. + + [_To_ VILLA] + +You haven’t seen it. Are you going to be at home this afternoon? + +VILLA + + [_Laughing_] + +Yes, Otto,--to _you_. + +OTTO + +All right. I’ll bring around a copy of _Au Cinquième_. [_cheerfully_] I +wrote it with my heart’s blood. + + [_To_ LUCAS, _briskly_] + +Come along, Phœbus. + +VILLA + + [_Going to_ LUCAS _and holding out her hand_] + +Good-bye, George. + +LUCAS + + [_Taking her hand and speaking strangely_] + +Good-bye. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Giving_ LUCAS _his hand_] + +I am very glad to have met you, Mr. Lucas--very glad indeed. + + [HE _speaks with a peculiar earnestness that causes_ MRS. LOVETT + _and_ FARNHAM _to look at each other. But_ LUCAS _appears to be + abstracted and indifferent_] + +OTTO + + [_At the door, declaiming solemnly_] + +“So now for a season we leave you, taking with us our various musical +instruments. Presently we shall return, bringing with us nothing but +our accordeons.” _Auf wiedersehen._ + + [OTTO _and_ LUCAS _go out_. MRS. LOVETT _and_ FARNHAM _look after_ + OTTO _and laugh_. VAN ZORN _looks at_ VILLA VANNEVAR, _who stands + gazing at the floor. Her face is troubled and she bites her under + lip as if to keep it under control_] + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_To_ FARNHAM] + +Otto should be ashamed of himself. + +FARNHAM + +He will be--sometime. + +MRS. LOVETT + +He is going to take that poor unfortunate Mr. Lucas over to the +Brevoort House and give him liquor. + +FARNHAM + + [_With an unfeeling grin_] + +I don’t see any way out of it now. As for poor Mr. Lucas, this man + + [_Looking at_ VAN ZORN] + +will tell you that he is in the hands of Destiny--gin-rickeys and all. + + [_With a laugh_] + +We can do nothing for him. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Rising with a sigh_] + +It may be so, poor fellow. If he were not so thoroughly impossible, he +would be rather interesting. + + [VILLA _looks at her almost angrily_] + +VAN ZORN + +May I venture to ask, Mrs. Lovett, if you are final in your judgment? + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_With apologetic vivacity_] + +Dear me, no! I don’t judge anything--not even a fly. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling, as if with effort_] + +I am very glad, for I have begun to believe that Mr. Lucas and I may be +of service to each other. + + [VILLA _looks at him eagerly_] + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Puzzled and not wholly pleased_] + +I don’t understand what you mean, and I’m not going to try. + +VAN ZORN + +I am not always sure that I understand myself. + +VILLA + + [_With a nervous laugh_] + +I’m glad to know it, for I’m not either. + + [_To_ MRS. LOVETT] + +Come along, Auntie, or Mrs. Dyce’s little dogs will eat up all the +luncheon. + + [_Laughing_] + +Pomeranian twins! + + [_Giving her hand to_ VAN ZORN] + +Good-bye.... I’m glad you aren’t the Flying Dutchman. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Holding her hand_] + +Nothing half so distinguished, I assure you. + +VILLA + + [_Not wholly at ease_] + +Or so unfortunate. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Letting her hand go, slowly_] + +I am not so sure about that. + +VILLA + +Weldon thinks you are the greatest man in the world + + [_To_ FARNHAM, _laughing_] + +--except himself. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Beaming_] + +And the most wonderful creature. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling_] + +Weldon has made a mistake. + +VILLA + +You are too modest. + +VAN ZORN + +Do you think so? + +VILLA + + [_With the same constrained laugh_] + +Perhaps I don’t know you well enough to say. + +VAN ZORN + +We may come to know each other better in the future. + +VILLA + +I feel sure of that. I should like to know you better. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling_] + +You may be disappointed in me. + +VILLA + + [_As before_] + +If I am, I’ll tell you so. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Who has been watching the two with bewildered approval_] + +She means that she will say, on all occasions, the first thing that +comes into her silly little head.--But we must go now. Good-bye. + + [THEY _shake hands_. VAN ZORN _and_ VILLA VANNEVAR _look at each + other with a smile of half-fascinated intensity. The two women + go_] + +FARNHAM + + [_Coming from the door and touching_ VAN ZORN _on the shoulder, + laughing curiously_] + +Well, Childe Harold, for a sedate and rather melancholy Ancient +Mariner, you seem to be getting on. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Standing in thought_] + +Yes, I am getting on in years. + +FARNHAM + +Oh, cheer up. We are only thirty two. “We are children still,” and we +“grope in the dark for what the day will bring.” + + [_Going to the table and reaching for the cigars_] + +That’s what we do: we “grope in the dark for what the day will +bring”.... Here--have a cigar. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Absently_] + +No, thank you. + +FARNHAM + + [_Holding out the box_] + +It’s a Pedro. + +VAN ZORN + +No, thank you. + +FARNHAM + + [_Coaxingly_] + +Colorado. + +VAN ZORN + +Not now. + +FARNHAM + + [_Taking a cigar and putting back the box_] + +Well, is there anything that your serene excellency _would_ like, that +I can give you--this fine October morning? You’ll have a drink, perhaps. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Shaking his head_] + +No, Farnham. But I may--I may ask you for your advice. + +FARNHAM + + [_Lighting his cigar_] + +And you couldn’t possibly do better. What seems to be weighing most +heavily on your noble mind? + + [_Pointing to a chair_] + +Sit down. + + [VAN ZORN _takes the large chair mechanically and remains for a time + in silence_. FARNHAM _sits expectantly in a small chair not far + from the table_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_Slowly_] + +Farnham, I wish you would tell me something about this man Lucas.... +About his life, and his death, and his possibilities. + +FARNHAM + + [_Laughing_] + +His death, did you say? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Simply_] + +Yes. He seems to have died. + +FARNHAM + + [_Carelessly_] + +I don’t know but you are right. And if you refer to his possibilities +in the way of drink, I can recommend him without qualifications. There +is nothing else in town that is quite like him. + +VAN ZORN + +I am not joking, I assure you. + +FARNHAM + +Neither am I. Old Hundred is no joke. + +VAN ZORN + +Then you might tell me something about him. Who is he? What is he? And +why is he where he is? + +FARNHAM + + [_Laughing_] + +Where _is_ he? + +VAN ZORN + +He appears just now to be at what we might call the crossways. Whether +he takes one way or the other, will depend upon events. + +FARNHAM + + [_With a short laugh_] + +Why don’t you say Destiny, and be done with it? + +VAN ZORN + +Very well--we’ll call it Destiny. How old is Lucas? + +FARNHAM + +About twenty-nine. Abundantly old enough to know better. + +VAN ZORN + + [_With a smile_] + +You might say that of _me_. It is possible that Lucas and I may have a +great deal in common. + + [_He taps the arms of his chair with his fingers and looks into the + distance_] + +FARNHAM + + [_Laughing impatiently_] + +I thought of that when I saw you together. + + [_Crossing his legs_] + +Well, you ask me to tell you about Lucas, and I find that I haven’t +much to tell. I haven’t known him very long, when it comes to that; +but from what I have gathered and inferred, it would seem that his +father was a good deal of a metropolitan rounder--before the days of +the Great White Way. Whether that made any difference or not, I don’t +know. All I can say for certain is that Lucas’s father didn’t spend all +his evenings holding his little one on his knee, or teaching him the +binomial theorem. + + [_With a tired sigh_] + +Little Georgie was undoubtedly neglected. But what of it? + + [_Looking at the bust_] + +So was Shakespeare, I fancy. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Frowning_] + +And Lucas’s mother? + +FARNHAM + +She had the good fortune to die. You needn’t look at me like that, for +the old man was a bad egg. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Disappointed_] + +Is that the best you can do for me? + +FARNHAM + + [_Impatiently_] + +What more do you want? It’s for Lucas to do the rest. He has ability +enough to fit out a dozen ordinary men, but he can’t use it--or he +won’t. He isn’t peculiar to New York. You’ll find him over all the +world. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Thoughtfully_] + +And Lucas has run down--like a watch. + +FARNHAM + +Yes, or rather like the Old Clock on the Stairs. And I’m afraid he’s +past winding up. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Tapping with his fingers_] + +And what will be the outcome of all this? + +FARNHAM + + [_Weary of the subject_] + +Oh, I don’t know. I shouldn’t wonder if I were to take up a newspaper +some morning and read that one George Lucas had blown the top of his +head off in one of our public parks--probably in Washington Square, +not far from the statue of Garibaldi. That statue beats anything of +Petherick’s. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Slowly_] + +I wonder if I have made a mistake. I don’t often make mistakes in my +judgment of men. + +FARNHAM + +That’s interesting. How about women? + +VAN ZORN + +We are not talking about women-- + + [_With emphasis_] + +at present. + +FARNHAM + + [_Laughing_] + +All right; excuse me. But what if you _do_ make mistakes? You can +charge them all up to Destiny, and go on about your business. The rest +of us poor devils, who think we are burdened with free will, have to +pay for our mistakes--with complex interest. + +VAN ZORN + +No matter about that. But what if _I_ were to run down--after the +manner of Lucas? + +FARNHAM + +But Lucas’s case hasn’t anything to do with yours. + +VAN ZORN + +How do you know? + +FARNHAM + +You couldn’t let yourself run down. + +VAN ZORN + +How do you know? + +FARNHAM + + [_Getting up, with a laugh of protest_] + +Because that isn’t the way we do things nowadays--if we have any sense. +If you say “How do you know” again, I’ll.... + +VAN ZORN + +Farnham, has it occurred to you that Lucas’s problem may not be half so +simple as you have made it out to be? + +FARNHAM + +You can’t expect me to tell you what I don’t know. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Significantly_] + +Or all that you do know--possibly. + + [FARNHAM _says nothing, but smokes_] + +In the light of what you say, I wonder that you should trouble yourself +to have this man Lucas around. + +FARNHAM + +More Destiny I suppose. We can’t beat Destiny. + +VAN ZORN + +Certainly not. But Destiny can beat _us_, and it can make us do better +than we have done in the past. + +FARNHAM + + [_With a sharp look_] + +So Lucas is going to have greatness thrust upon him, is he? + + [_Laughing_] + +“Van Zorn and Lucas, the eminent comedians.” + +VAN ZORN + + [_Laughing a little and looking at the bust_] + +I wonder what Shakespeare would do if he were in my place. + +FARNHAM + +He might kill Polonius, or he might mix himself a drink. That would +depend entirely upon Destiny. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Drily_] + +Undoubtedly ... and we might say more about Destiny.... But whether or +not we ought to say it.... + +FARNHAM + +According to your convenient doctrine, I don’t see that there is +any “ought” or “ought not” about it--unless you think you ought to +congratulate me on my engagement to Villa Vannevar. Do you? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Distinctly, after a pause_] + +Most assuredly _not_. + + [VAN ZORN _drums with his fingers on the arms of his chair and looks + straight before him_. FARNHAM _watches him with a gathering + hardness in his look and at length breaks the strained silence + with a flat laugh, to which_ VAN ZORN _pays no attention_] + +FARNHAM + + [_Uncomfortably_] + +Is this a new kind of joke that you have brought with you from India? +If it is, I don’t seem to care much for it. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Looking at him_] + +I wish, Farnham, that you would wait a little before you talk like that. + +FARNHAM + + [_With a short laugh_] + +All right--I’ll wait. There’s nothing else for me to do. It’s going to +be Destiny anyhow, and I can’t help myself. + +VAN ZORN + + [_After getting up and looking at the picture_] + +Farnham, there is something wrong here. + + [HE _moves slowly towards him_] + +There is something in the air. I can feel it. I have felt it ever since +I came in. + +FARNHAM + + [_Unpleasantly_] + +Shall I open a window and let it out? + +VAN ZORN + +I think it would be quite sufficient if we were to--lift a curtain. + +FARNHAM + + [_Drily_] + +On your past life? + +VAN ZORN + +On mine--and yours. Past, present, and future. + +FARNHAM + +You are sure that you are quite well? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Nods slowly_] + +I am sure. + +FARNHAM + + [_With mock relief_] + +That’s good. Now a man in your condition ought to have a cheerful, not +to say optimistic, outlook on life. + + [HE _shrugs his shoulders and forces another laugh_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_Distinctly_] + +I may not see life as it is, but I see it as I see it. And I am +confident that I see one rather important aspect of it as it is going +to be if you have your way. I mean, rather, if your vanity and your +obstinacy have _their_ way. + +FARNHAM + + [_With a sign of resignation_] + +Go on. + + [_Drily_] + +You are the best thing we have had since Samson and the foxes. Well, +with my Vanity and your Destiny working together, we ought to arrive +somewhere, as I have no doubt we shall. + +VAN ZORN + +And where do you think we shall arrive? + +FARNHAM + +If you’ll be good enough to raise that magic curtain of yours, we may +find out. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Frowning_] + +If I raise it--yes. + +FARNHAM + + [_Nervously_] + +Then why the devil don’t you? + + [_Laughing as before_] + +I can stand it--Destiny and all. + + [_With assumed lightness_] + +I am enjoying what you say, thus far; and I have no doubt + + [_Sitting down_] + +that I shall be interested in what may follow. + +VAN ZORN + + [_After watching_ FARNHAM] + +Then I may as well come to my subject. Do you know that I have been +coming to it for a long time--for more than four years, in fact? + +FARNHAM + +I don’t know what you are talking about, but go ahead, all the same. + +VAN ZORN + +I will. And I’ll begin by asking you one or two direct questions. If +they seem too direct, you must try to pardon me. + + [_Pause_] + +Farnham, does the approaching unhappiness of three people, who might as +well be happy, commend itself to you as an attractive picture, or as a +desirable state of affairs? Have you said to yourself that your Vanity +and my Destiny, to use your own words, might as easily work together +for joy and for good, as for misery and for evil? + +FARNHAM + + [_Squirming_] + +What name does your doctor give to this? + +VAN ZORN + +Don’t you think we are beyond that now? + +FARNHAM + + [_Nervously_] + +Beyond recovery? I hope not. + +VAN ZORN + +Haven’t I raised the curtain? + +FARNHAM + + [_Getting up_] + +You have raised the devil. That’s about what you have done. + + [_With another dry laugh_] + +What have you been doing since you went away? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Quietly_] + +You give me a leverage when you ask that. + +FARNHAM + + [_Impulsively_] + +Then for God’s sake use it, and send this curtain of yours up a little +higher. + + [_With irony_] + +If I can be of any assistance.... + +VAN ZORN + + [_Distinctly_] + +Farnham, my career, during the past four years, has consisted for the +most part in _seeking_ ... seeking for guidance. + +FARNHAM + + [_With another laugh_] + +You might have done worse. “He that seeketh”.... You know about that +fellow. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Slowly, but with finality_] + +“Findeth.” + +FARNHAM + + [_With strained humor_] + +Good. Are you sure you won’t have a cigar? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Solemnly_] + +Do you remember what the text goes on to say of him that knocketh? I +wonder what you think would be likely to happen if I were to--knock. + + [FARNHAM _moves to the fireplace and stands gazing into the grate_. + VAN ZORN _looks at him and waits for him to speak_] + +FARNHAM + + [_Slowly and incredulously_] + +What are you driving at, anyhow? Are you in love with Villa +Vannevar?... You have never told me about this. + +VAN ZORN + +You have not been exactly available. + +FARNHAM + +You might have come back before. + +VAN ZORN + +And I might have made a mistake in doing so. I waited for what seemed +to be the appointed time, and then I came. + +FARNHAM + +And here you are. + + [_With more spirit_] + +Now I don’t know much about the appointed time, as you call it, but I +suppose I do know what you mean by knocking at doors. + + [_He looks at the picture and scowls_] + +May I ask + + [_Unpleasantly_] + +how many times you intend to knock? And when you intend to begin? + +VAN ZORN + + [_In a level, musical voice_] + +My intention was to knock once, this afternoon, if it could be arranged. + +FARNHAM + + [_Incredulously_] + +You and your boat must have made a record, if that’s the way you feel. + + [_As if led along reluctantly by the humor of the situation_] + +Well, I dare say it can be arranged--and I infer that you count on me +to do the arranging. + +VAN ZORN + +I shall never knock under other conditions. + +FARNHAM + + [_As before_] + +And what do you intend to do after you get in? Something in the +Lochinvar line? Carry the young lady away on a horse--or in a limousine? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Seriously_] + +If I were to be admitted, and if I were to satisfy myself that my +convictions are correct, that three people are on their way to +unhappiness and disaster.... What should I do then? What ought I to do +then? + +FARNHAM + +You look at me as if you thought I was afraid of something. I wish you +would tell me what _I_ ought to be beginning to think of _you_. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Quietly_] + +You should think of me at all times as the best friend you have in the +world. + + [FARNHAM _lights a match on the box that he has taken from the mantel + and watches the flame until it burns down to his fingers. Then he + puts his hands into his pockets and looks at_ VAN ZORN _intently_] + +FARNHAM + + [_Distinctly_] + +How long has this been going on? How long have you been planning to +marry Villa Vannevar? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Distinctly_] + +I said something about four years. But time, in your sense of the word, +doesn’t mean very much to me. + +FARNHAM + + [_Almost with a sneer_] + +It may come to mean more--eventually. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Nods slowly_] + +That remains to be seen. + +FARNHAM + + [_As before_] + +As you see it? + + [VAN ZORN _nods again_] + +My fatalistic friend, you may not care much to know what I have been +doing during the past four or five years, but what I have been doing +during the past four or five minutes may be of interest to you. If so, +I have been asking myself why it is, in spite of my agreement, that I +have been taking the trouble to listen to you. You must be aware that +I would not have listened to the same talk from any other man living. + +VAN ZORN + + [_With a strange innocence_] + +What possible fear can you have, if you have no doubts--or misgivings? + +FARNHAM + + [_Scowling_] + +Fear? Doubts? Misgivings?--what the devil are you driving at now? + +VAN ZORN + + [_As before_] + +You might lead me to believe that you think me capable of treachery. + +FARNHAM + +Treachery? + + [_With a nasal laugh_] + +By treachery, I suppose you mean + + [_Letting his words out half-angrily, in detached phrases_] + +the repeated visitations--of an irresistible personality--on the +unschooled emotions--of a young lady who is about to do me the honor of +becoming my wife.... Am I about right? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling_] + +You speak now as if you thought me capable of almost +anything--beginning with murder. + +FARNHAM + + [_Trying to laugh_] + +No, I don’t think that. For I know now that even you have your +limitations. + +VAN ZORN + + [_With tightening lips_] + +Yes; and I am limited, for the present, at any rate, to one +interview--subject to your consent and arrangement. If by any chance +you should choose to change your mind.... + +FARNHAM + + [_Half-angry_] + +What do you mean by that? Why should I change my mind? Just because +you have elected to be plain crazy--with your appointed time, and +your--your Destiny--do you think I’m going to be such an ass as to take +you seriously? I don’t care much for this sort of thing, and I don’t +mind telling you so; but if you insist upon making a show of yourself, +I don’t know that I am bound by courtesy to interfere, or by law to be +responsible--under the circumstances. + +VAN ZORN + +That will be first rate--especially under the circumstances. Now let me +be sure that we both understand. If I call to see Miss Vannevar this +afternoon at four o’clock, by special appointment,--or, if not then, at +the earliest opportunity.... + +FARNHAM + + [_With an incredulous laugh_] + +Oh, you’ll get in. You needn’t worry about that. + + [_He smiles to himself and shakes his head, with a long sigh_] + +Shall we go out now and have something to eat? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling_] + +Don’t you think, Farnham, that we had better give each other a short +leave of absence? + +FARNHAM + + [_Drily_] + +As you say. + + [_With a sorry laugh_] + +As you see it. + +VAN ZORN + +Will you dine with me this evening? + +FARNHAM + +I’m sorry, but I can’t. But I’ll be here at ten, if that will do you +any good. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Laughing a little_] + +Then I shall see you at ten. And you will telephone me at my +hotel--we’ll say at three-thirty? + +FARNHAM + + [_With an easy snarl_] + +Yes, I’ll telephone. + +VAN ZORN + +The Knickerbocker. + +FARNHAM + + [_Wearily_] + +I know it. + +VAN ZORN + +Then I’ll say good-bye until--ten. + +FARNHAM + + [_More wearily_] + +I understood what you said. You said ten. + + [_After a pause_ VAN ZORN _goes out_. FARNHAM _returns from the + vestibule with his hat and stick. After turning the picture to + the wall, he stands for a while near the window seat, shakes + his head slowly, puts his hat on slowly, sits down, and smiles + incredulously to himself. He draws figures on the floor with his + stick as the curtain falls_] + + +CURTAIN + + + + +ACT II + + + _A diagonal view of a room in_ MRS. LOVETT’S _house. The right + corner is revealed, with half of the right wall. In the corner + is a small grand piano, and to the right is a window. To the + left, half way down, is the entrance, a wide arched doorway with + curtains. Well down in front, somewhat to the right, is a table, + before which are two comfortable chairs that partly face each + other. Against the wall, to the left and below the entrance, is + a couch. There are several pictures on the walls, and over the + piano is a portrait of_ MRS. LOVETT’S _late husband, showing + the beardless face of a man of fifty, melancholy and rather + glowering. The room has the unmistakable appearance of a place + where people live and make themselves at home._ + + _As the curtain rises_, VILLA VANNEVAR _is at the piano, playing in + a listless, abstracted manner the cantabile part of Chopin’s + Nocturne, Op. 37, No. 2_. MRS. LOVETT, _sitting in the chair at + the right of the table, listens, frowns, stamps her foot, and + finally speaks out with evident impatience_. + +MRS. LOVETT + +Villa Vannevar, do for heaven’s sake keep still, or play something that +has a little life in it. You play that thing as if you were crying +through the ends of your fingers. + +VILLA + + [_Turning about and facing_ MRS. LOVETT] + +Would you have me always laughing, Auntie--like this? + + [_She makes a ridiculous face and laughs_] + +MRS. LOVETT + +No, you silly child. But you needn’t look forever as if life were +nothing but one long funeral. I don’t like funerals. + +VILLA + + [_With a shrug_] + +I don’t know about that. It seems to me sometimes that funerals +are better than weddings. When we go to funerals, we know what has +happened; but when we go to weddings, we don’t even pretend to know +what is _going_ to happen. + + [_Looking at her foot_] + +I think I like funerals best. + +MRS. LOVETT + +You crazy child, you are positively wicked. + +VILLA + +Oh no, I’m not, Auntie. I’m good. + + [_Getting up with a sigh_] + +I’m good enough to be a fool. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_As if scared_] + +Villa Vannevar! + +VILLA + + [_Laughing_] + +Yes, Auntie, that’s what’s the matter with me. + + [_Wearily_] + +Otto Mink and George Lucas believe already that I _am_ one. + +MRS. LOVETT + +Child! Do you know what you are saying? + +VILLA + + [_Moving about with her hands behind her_] + +I know perfectly well what I’m saying. They think I’m a fool for +marrying Weldon Farnham--when he doesn’t more than half want me. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Significantly, after a pause_] + +You haven’t married him yet. + +VILLA + + [_Trying to laugh_] + +No, I have not. + + [_Pause_] + +I wonder if the other man--Mr. What-you-call-him--thinks I’m a fool. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_With excited sarcasm_] + +Don’t you know what _he_ thinks? + +VILLA + +How should I know what he thinks? I don’t even know that he thinks at +all. + + [_With a pleasant nervousness_] + +Do _you_ know what he thinks? + +MRS. LOVETT + +I know that he considers you a very charming person, for one thing. + +VILLA + + [_Laughing_] + +How nice of him! He didn’t tell me so. + +MRS. LOVETT + +He may not have told _you_, but he did tell _me_. I am too old to be +deceived. + +VILLA + + [_Laughing_] + +Then you must be the oldest woman in the world. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_With decayed archness_] + +Possibly I am. In any case, I am old enough to see that he considers +you not only very charming, but exceedingly impertinent. + +VILLA + +Then he must be a beast. + + [_She laughs_] + +MRS. LOVETT + +He isn’t a beast. He’s a wonderful creature. And I am surprised out of +my senses that he should be coming here to see you again this afternoon. + +VILLA + + [_Laughing_] + +If you don’t go away with your wonderful creatures, I shall throw +things out of the window and shriek. For Mr. Van Zorn isn’t a wonderful +creature in the least. He’s just a big overgrown man with a heap of +money that he doesn’t know what to do with, and he’s coming to get you +and carry you off in a taxicab. + + [SHE _sits at_ MRS. LOVETT’S _feet and looks up into her face_] + +And I’ll never see my Auntie any more. And then I suppose there’ll +be nothing left for me to do but to go melancholy mad. I shall prowl +around all by myself like a shut-up cat, and I’ll sit down in all sorts +of corners and cry like anything. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Pleased_] + +So you have found his name at last, have you? + +VILLA + +I like his name. It sounds like a bassoon. But I don’t like his eyes as +well as I do the other man’s. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Disturbed_] + +Do you mean Weldon Farnham’s? + +VILLA + + [_Calmly_] + +No, I was thinking for the moment of George Lucas’s eyes. Mr. +What’s-his-name’s are too much like blue search-lights. + +MRS. LOVETT + +You needn’t call him Mr. What’s-his-name--and you needn’t mention +George Lucas. I am sorry that he has come to be what he is, but I don’t +care to have his name mentioned in my house. + +VILLA + +But you used to like him once, Auntie,--and this wonderful creature +of yours liked him at first sight. As a matter of fact, he likes him +better than he likes any of the rest of us. + +MRS. LOVETT + +Don’t talk such nonsense. + +VILLA + +I’m not talking nonsense. + + [_Laughing_] + +Anyhow, Auntie, your wonderful creature has taken a wonderful fancy to +George--I beg your pardon--and I don’t know how you are going to change +the course of events, even if you tell me that I have a head like an +Edam cheese--which I haven’t, in the least. My head makes Otto think of +a very nice horse. He said so. + +MRS. LOVETT + +Otto may have said so because you act so much like a donkey. + +VILLA + +I don’t act in any respect like a donkey, and I don’t think you +ought to say such things. For I am an extremely well-behaved young +lady--except at times. + + [_Pause_] + +If you look at me like that much longer, Auntie, I’ll say bow-bow; and +then I’ll put both my paws on your shoulders, and then I’ll bite you. + + [_She snaps her teeth and laughs_] + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Reluctantly_] + +My dear Villa, why did you bring up George Lucas’s name again? + +VILLA + + [_With a kind of triumph_] + +Why do _you_ bring it up again, Auntie? + + [_Pause_] + +At any rate, he never injured anybody. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Sharply_] + +But he disappointed everybody--and that’s as bad as injuring them. I’m +not sure that it isn’t worse. + +VILLA + +But something may have happened. + +MRS. LOVETT + +Something always happens. What would be the use of living if things +didn’t happen? + +VILLA + + [_Slowly_] + +I know. But if they happen at the wrong time, and under the wrong +conditions.... + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_With a sniff_] + +Well, what do you mean? Do you mean that when a boy with more than +ordinary brains chooses to make an utter fool of himself, and +continues to do so until he grows up and everybody loses all patience +with him.... + + [_She stops and looks angrily at her fingers_] + +VILLA + + [_Getting up and speaking thoughtfully_] + +No, I don’t mean just that ... George’s father must have been a very +strange man. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Rapidly_] + +It doesn’t make any difference what you mean. Besides + + [_Slowly, with significant vagueness_] + +if you consider yourself engaged to Weldon Farnham, you ought not to +think of other men at all. And you are not supposed to know anything +about men like George Lucas’s father. + +VILLA + + [_Laughing_] + +You did that very badly, Auntie. + + [_With mock-deliberation_] + +And so you want this new man with the queer name--this wonderful +creature--all to yourself! + + [_Going behind_ MRS. LOVETT _and putting her hands on her cheeks_] + +And you’re a dear, and you’re a pig, and you want him all to yourself, +and it’s nearly time for him to come. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Shaking her head free and looking over her shoulder_] + +Do you know that you grow sillier and sillier every day of your life? + +VILLA + + [_Drawing_ MRS. LOVETT _back and looking down into her eyes_] + +Well, would you have me stay forever and ever the same?... If you will +roll your eyes back just a little farther, Auntie, I shall see myself +in them--as I did when I was a little girl. + + [_Pause_] + +THE MAID + + [_In the doorway_] + +There is a gentleman to see Miss Villa. He gave me this card. + +VILLA + + [_Taking the card and examining it_] + +But there’s nothing on it. + + [_She gives the card to_ MRS. LOVETT _and laughs nervously_] + +MRS. LOVETT + +Dear me! I hope he isn’t going to be eccentric. + +VILLA + +He may be an anarchist or something. + + [_Shrugs and laughs_] + +Go downstairs, Jenny, and find out the creature’s name, and what he +wants. If he asks for fish, give him a serpent. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Reprovingly_] + +Villa! + +MAID + +His name is Mr. Lucas. + +MRS. LOVETT + +Then why didn’t you say so? + +VILLA + +Tell him to come upstairs, Jenny. + + [_The_ MAID _goes out_] + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Bewildered_] + +What in the world does this mean? And what in the world do _you_ mean +by asking him to come upstairs? + +VILLA + +Heaven only knows, Auntie. I don’t seem to know what anything means +today. + + [MRS. LOVETT _sits and frowns, and looks at her hands_. VILLA + VANNEVAR _goes to the window and stands with her hands behind her + back. Presently_ MRS. LOVETT _turns and gazes at her, evidently + much disturbed, and remains gazing at her until_ LUCAS _enters_. + HE _is pale, and his manner shows a constraint that he cannot + wholly conceal. His clothes have been through some process of + hasty renovation since his appearance in Act I_] + +LUCAS + + [_With a certain huskiness_] + +I hope, Mrs. Lovett, that you will pardon this--I’ll say this last +intrusion on my part. + + [VILLA _comes to him and takes his hand cordially, looking at him as + if disturbed and anxious_] + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Without warmth_] + +Are you leaving New York, Mr. Lucas? + +LUCAS + + [_With assumed lightness_] + +Yes; and it might have been better for me if I had gone long before +this. + +MRS. LOVETT + +Indeed? + +LUCAS + + [_With impulsive directness_] + +I came in the hope of seeing Miss Villa for a few moments before going +away. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Rising slowly_] + +Oh, I understand. + + [_Reluctantly_] + +In that case, I will leave you two to yourselves. + + [LUCAS _and_ VILLA _look at each other as she goes out. The faces of + both are very serious and in hers there seems to be an expression + of fear_] + +VILLA + + [_After a pause_] + +Why did you send me a blank card? + +LUCAS + + [_With a thin laugh_] + +Oh, I don’t know. Because I drew it, I suppose. It wasn’t a very +brilliant performance on my part. + +VILLA + + [_With feeling_] + +I don’t think it was at all brilliant--or at all kind. You ought not to +do such things, or say such things--to me. + +LUCAS + + [_With weak humor_] + +I knew it wasn’t brilliant as soon as I had done it. + + [_At a venture_] + +Your aunt was very good to leave us here together. + +VILLA + +Auntie is always good-- + + [_Hesitating_] + +or means to be. + +LUCAS + + [_With a vague smile_] + +I am glad to know that, for I should be sorry to leave you with an aunt +who was not good. But I came only to say good-bye,--not to talk of +family history, or of old times. + +VILLA + +Would any harm come of it if we did talk of old times? + + [_She sits down on the chair at the right of the table_] + +Please sit down. + +LUCAS + +No harm, I suppose, and not much good. + + [_With a forced smile_] + +No great good seems to have come of anything that I have done. + +VILLA + + [_Frowning anxiously_] + +But I don’t know what you have done. + + [_Trying to laugh_] + +You speak as mysteriously as Mr.--Mr. Van Zorn did this morning when he +talked about his business. + +LUCAS + + [_Sitting down_] + +Yes, Van Zorn and I have a great deal in common. + + [_He speaks and smiles with mild bitterness_] + +VILLA + + [_Quickly_] + +You may have. I couldn’t keep from seeing that he took a great interest +in you this morning. + +LUCAS + + [_As if tired, but still interested_] + +If you could see that, you ought to be able to see almost anything. You +ought even to be able to see what I have done. + +VILLA + + [_Angry with herself_] + +But I didn’t mean to say that. You know I didn’t. + +LUCAS + +You might as well have meant to say it, for you must see that I have +done nothing. Even Van Zorn took the trouble--did me the honor, if you +insist--to see as much as that. + +VILLA + + [_Lamely_] + +He saw that you were not--well, not quite satisfied. Isn’t that what +you mean? + +LUCAS + +Do you know anyone who is quite satisfied? + + [_Pause_] + +I know two or three who seem to be, but they are in asylums. + +VILLA + + [_With a forced laugh and a shiver_] + +Oh! So that’s where they are. I thought there must be something wrong. + +LUCAS + + [_Standing up and speaking earnestly_] + +You are quite right. There _is_ something wrong. We see it in the +streets, we live it in our lives, we feel it in our hearts. And there +you have my reason for coming to say good-bye to you. + +VILLA + + [_Frightened_] + +You mustn’t speak like that--as if we were never to see you again. + +LUCAS + + [_As before_] + +And there you have my reason for wanting to go away into--what shall I +call it?--into another kind of life, and to make a new beginning. It +seems to be absolutely necessary, for many reasons, that I should make +a new beginning. Yes, I want to get away from all this dust and deceit +and disillusion; I want to get away from all this noise and poison; I +want a place where I can be quiet for a while, away from streets and +faces; I want a place where there are no roofs between me and the sky; +I want a place where the sun shines down on a fellow, and where the +stars are.... Oh yes, I know well enough what I want, and I know that +I’ve waited too long. I might as well have gone away years ago.... + +VILLA + + [_Looking down_] + +Yes, it might perhaps have been as well. + +LUCAS + +It would have been better--far better. + +VILLA + + [_Looking up and hesitating_] + +Won’t you tell me where you are going? + +LUCAS + + [_After a pause_] + +I am going--west. + +VILLA + +You are not very confidential. + +LUCAS + +I would be more so if I could. + +VILLA + +Mightn’t it be better if you were to go in the other direction--towards +the sunrise?... Was that a silly thing for me to say? + +LUCAS + +It will come to the same thing, for I shall follow the sun. + + [_Trying to laugh_] + +Some people do that all their lives--in order to keep warm. + +VILLA + + [_Also trying to laugh_] + +Is that why you are going away? But you told me why you were going. I +forgot. + +LUCAS + +I don’t want you to forget that. What I want you to forget are some +things that happened a long time ago. + +VILLA + + [_As before_] + +Do be careful. You speak as if I were a hundred years old. + +LUCAS + + [_With strange earnestness_] + +I’ll be very careful, or at least I’ll try to be. And will you be good +enough to pardon me for not knowing at one time as much as I know +now?--which God knows is little enough. I thought I knew myself then, +but I’ve seen since that I was wrong. It was you who knew me. Yes, you +knew me, then, and you know me still. And I am glad for that. + +VILLA + + [_Doubtfully_] + +You don’t speak as if you were glad.... And I wonder if it is really +worth while for us to be so serious over a matter that is--past--and-- + +LUCAS + +Forgotten? + +VILLA + + [_Slowly_] + +No, there is nothing that I wish to forget. We all make mistakes, don’t +we? How can we help ourselves? + + [_She smiles sorrowfully_] + +LUCAS + +We were younger then than we are now. + +VILLA + + [_Forcing another laugh_] + +I don’t know what I shall do if you keep on telling me how old I am. +Do you know that I pulled three gray hairs out of my poor scalp this +morning? + + [_He looks at her solemnly, and her face becomes suddenly serious_] + +How long do you intend to stay in--the west? + + [_Her question is obviously a makeshift to break the silence_] + +LUCAS + +There seems to be no answer to that question--for the present. + +VILLA + +But you are coming back sometime? + +LUCAS + +Who can tell? I may become so deeply attached to the region where I am +going that I shall not wish to come back. Besides one has to consider +the wisdom of his ways in this life--or he _should_ consider them. + + [_He speaks with a rather disastrous attempt at lightness that serves + only to make_ VILLA _more dissatisfied and unhappy than before_] + +VILLA + + [_Troubled_] + +I don’t understand what you mean. + +LUCAS + + [_With an effort_] + +I don’t mean very much. + + [_Smiling faintly_] + +But I came to say good-bye before going away--not to talk about wisdom. + +VILLA + + [_Looking at him as she rises_] + +It was good of you to come. + +LUCAS + + [_Drearily_] + +It was magnanimous of me. + + [_With deep feeling_] + +I wonder if you know how good you have been to me today? + +VILLA + + [_Trying again to laugh_] + +My aunt has just been telling me that I am wicked. + +LUCAS + + [_After looking about the room_] + +Well, good-bye. + + [_He holds out his hand_] + +VILLA + + [_Holding his hand and speaking as if unwillingly_] + +Good-bye ... and I wish you every kind of good fortune. + + [_Pause_] + +And I shall remember you--always--if you care. + +LUCAS + + [_With difficulty_] + +Always?... Thank you.... Good-bye.... + + [_As they stand looking into each other’s eyes, the_ MAID _appears in + the doorway and announces_ “MR. VAN ZORN”] + +VILLA + + [_Dropping_ LUCAS’S _hand_] + +Very well, Jenny. Tell him to come upstairs. + + [_The_ MAID _disappears_, VILLA _and_ LUCAS _continue to look at each + other, and both appear now to be embarrassed. She speaks again, + after a pause_] + +Please don’t go--quite yet. + +LUCAS + +Why should I stay longer? + +VILLA + + [_Trying to laugh_] + +I suppose I ought to keep him waiting, but I won’t. + + [_Seriously_] + +For you are going away, and I feel sure that he would like to see you +before you go.... Isn’t it odd that you two should be here together +this afternoon? + +LUCAS + + [_Drily_] + +It may be odd. + +VILLA + + [_Nervously_] + +Or it may be fate. Anyhow, I shan’t let you go until you see him. + +LUCAS + + [_With tightened lips_] + +Apparently not, unless I run. + +VILLA + +You aren’t angry with me, are you? + +LUCAS + +I’m never angry, except with myself. + + [_There is another pause, and_ VAN ZORN _enters. He looks at_ VILLA + VANNEVAR _and at_ LUCAS, _but shows no surprise. He smiles + pleasantly and shakes hands with_ VILLA] + +VAN ZORN + +Ah! I’m very glad to see you again. + + [_Shaking hands with_ LUCAS] + +And I’m very glad to see Mr. Lucas again. + +VILLA + + [_Quickly_] + +I thought you would be glad to see him--for he is going away. + +VAN ZORN + + [_With a slight frown_] + +May I ask when he is going? + + [_He turns to_ LUCAS _inquiringly_] + +LUCAS + + [_Rather thickly_] + +I was on the point of going when you came. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Seriously_] + +May I ask how long you intend to stay away? + +LUCAS + +I expect to be gone indefinitely. + +VAN ZORN + + [_With a friendly smile_] + +You may shake down one of my best castles if you do that. + +LUCAS + +I should be sorry to shake down any man’s castle. + +VAN ZORN + +I’m sure of that. + + [_Stroking his chin thoughtfully_] + +I wonder, Miss Vannevar, if you would pardon me if I were to make a +somewhat surprising request. You may think it even eccentric. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Who enters while he speaks_] + +We like eccentric people. + + [_Beaming and holding out her hand_] + +I’m so glad to see you. + +VILLA + + [_Laughing_] + +But what is this awful request of yours? + +VAN ZORN + +I was going to ask + + [_Smiling at_ MRS. LOVETT, _who smiles in return_] + +if you would be kind enough to leave Mr. Lucas alone here with me for a +few minutes. I fear that he is plotting against me, and I should like +to know, before he leaves this house, that his plot has been abandoned. + + [_With another smile_] + +I am quite well aware that this request is unusual. + +VILLA + + [_Taking_ MRS. LOVETT _by the arm and laughing_] + +Oh, that’s nothing! Everything is unusual today, and it’s all the fault +of Weldon’s picture. Come along, Auntie, and we two will wait for what +happens. + +MRS. LOVETT + + [_Beaming, but bewildered_] + +I’m sure I don’t know what any of you are talking about, but of course +I’ll do as I’m told. + +VILLA + + [_Drawing her towards the door_] + +Of course you will. What else can you do when two conspirators drive +you out of your own room? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Pleased_] + +Thank you. And when we have conspired sufficiently, I will play on the +piano. Then you may come back. + + [_The two women go out_, VILLA VANNEVAR _singing “Quand on Conspire” + and laughing at the same time_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_Still smiling_] + +Do you object to being corralled in this unconventional manner, Mr. +Lucas? + +LUCAS + + [_Puzzled_] + +I am entirely at your service. + +VAN ZORN + + [_In a very friendly voice_] + +Well, to begin, it may possibly make you feel better to know that your +friends have been talking about you behind your back. + + [_He sits down on the piano stool, with his back to the keyboard_] + +I refer to Farnham and myself. + + [LUCAS _looks more puzzled_] + +I’ll be quite honest with you and tell you that I began it; and I may +as well come to the point at once and tell you that I shall probably +need you in my business,--assuming, you understand, that you are +available. I have had three or four schemes in my head for some time, +and I’m sure that you will find at least one of them congenial. Are you +interested? + +LUCAS + + [_Taking an ivory paper cutter from the table_] + +Yes, I am interested, but I don’t want you to make a mistake. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling_] + +I shall make mistakes, whether you want me to or not. And as for what +Farnham said--to go back for a little.... + +LUCAS + + [_Drily_] + +Let us go back, by all means. What Farnham said about me ought to make +rather good copy. + + [_Curiously_] + +What sort of stuff has he been telling you? + +VAN ZORN + +He didn’t tell me much. In fact, far less than I hoped for. + + [_Laughing a little_] + +So you needn’t worry about Farnham. + +LUCAS + + [_Looking at something on the wall and breaking the ivory paper + cutter in his abstraction_] + +I wasn’t worrying about Farnham. + + [_Fitting the pieces together_] + +I was wondering about you. + + [_Pause_] + +Do you know what you are doing?... Do you know that you are taking me +seriously? + +VAN ZORN + + [_With a friendly smile_] + +If I were not taking you seriously, I should hardly have resorted, in a +strange house, to this method of getting hold of you. + + [_Half laughing_] + +Don’t you care to be taken seriously? Or do you prefer to be taken as a +joke? + +LUCAS + + [_Hesitating_] + +Why do you ask me if I care? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Pleasantly_] + +Partly for the sake of saying something, and partly because I should +like to know. + +LUCAS + + [_With tightened lips_] + +Why don’t you ask me the other question--and have it off your mind? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Indulgently_] + +At your own suggestion, I will. I will ask if you care enough to begin +the game all over again, and let the past sink. + +LUCAS + + [_Cynically_] + +The past ought to be pretty well drowned by this time. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Kindly, but very distinctly_] + +On the contrary, I have been led to infer that you have put yourself to +a great deal of trouble and expense to keep it floating, so to speak. +As a rule, I don’t mean to meddle with other people’s affairs, but in +your case.... + + [_With a laugh_] + +I’m sure you understand me. You have a head of your own. + +LUCAS + + [_Nodding it slowly_] + +Yes; and only one. + +VAN ZORN + +Do you think it worth saving? + +LUCAS + + [_Embarrassed_] + +If you insist, I--well, I suppose I do. It’s a fairly good head, in +some respects. But why should we talk about it now? + + [_He looks about him uneasily_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_Standing up and gazing at Lucas_] + +Because you told me you were going away. Now I will be as frank as +possible with you and tell you that I didn’t like your way of saying +it, or your way of looking when you said it. + +LUCAS + + [_Wetting his lips_] + +You are not very clear. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Seriously_] + +I am as clear as I can be, without having more specific information. + + [_More seriously_] + +I knew another fellow once who--went away; and you made me think of him. + +LUCAS + + [_Drily_] + +How far did he go? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Firmly_] + +How far did you intend to go? + +LUCAS + + [_Nervously_] + +You seem to have it settled that I am not going. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling again_] + +You are not going if I can keep you in New York. + +LUCAS + + [_Throwing the broken paper cutter down on the table and putting his + hands in his pockets_] + +I thought I was going. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Frowning as he watches him_] + +You speak as if you had made some final preparations. Sometimes they +are very final indeed--preparations. + + [_Pause_] + +Will you give me an answer to my question if I ask you just what +preparations you have made? + +LUCAS + + [_Slowly_] + +Yes, and I will give you more than that. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Relieved_] + +Good. But I’m not going to be satisfied even then. I am going to ask +you, in addition, to dine with me this evening at the Knickerbocker, +and I am going + + [_He returns to the piano stool_] + +to ask you to take a small advance. + + [_Taking a check book and a pen from his pocket_] + +If you don’t happen to need this + + [_He writes as he speaks_] + +you needn’t use it, but I want you to take it, all the same. + + [_Handing him the check_] + +Will you? + +LUCAS + + [_Slowly_] + +Yes, I will take it. And I will see you at--seven o’clock? + +VAN ZORN + +Thank you. + + [_He toys with his pen as if he were waiting_] + +LUCAS + +And you may do whatever you like with this. + + [_He takes a small vial from his waistcoat and gives it to_ VAN ZORN, + _who takes it slowly_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_Looking at the vial and scowling_] + +Cyanide of potassium? + + [_He smiles grimly and shakes his head as he looks up_] + +That isn’t what you need. + + [_He looks again at the vial_] + +K C N ... do you know what that makes me think of? + + [_He looks up again and laughs drily_] + +LUCAS + + [_Uncomfortably_] + +Yes, I suppose I know. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Putting the vial in his pocket_] + +No, I don’t believe you do. + + [_Smiling_] + +It makes me think of Sir Joseph Porter, K. C. B.--in _Pinafore_. The +last letter is different, however. How does that thing go? + +LUCAS + + [_With sardonic distinctness_] + +“When I was a lad, I served a term.” You may not believe it, but I did. + +VAN ZORN + +Yes, I believe it. But I was thinking of the tune. + + [_He turns on the stool and begins to drum with his right forefinger + on the piano_] + +Is that the way it goes? + +LUCAS + + [_With grateful impatience to get away_] + +Yes--and this is the way I go. + + [_Grasping_ VAN ZORN’S _hand quickly_] + +You will say something. + + [_As if he had made a discovery_] + +and _I_ will say something. + + [_Trying to hide his emotion in his voice_] + +I’ll make some sort of explanation. + + [LUCAS _disappears quickly into the hall and_ VAN ZORN _begins to + drum “When I was a lad” once more on the piano_. VILLA VANNEVAR + _appears in the doorway and watches him unseen. Finally she + laughs and begins to clap her hands_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_Getting up_] + +Mr. Lucas has gone. + + [_Distinctly_] + +But not so far as he thought he was going. + +VILLA + + [_Looking about_] + +Did he go through the roof? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling_] + +No, he went by the way of the stairs--and rather suddenly. + +VILLA + + [_Puzzled_] + +Did he leave any word behind him? + +VAN ZORN + +Well, yes. He told me to say something. + +VILLA + +What did he tell you to say? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling_] + +That was all--something. + +VILLA + +Please don’t laugh at me. + +VAN ZORN + +Should I be likely to do that? Especially on so slight an acquaintance? + + [_He laughs a little as he speaks, but_ VILLA _remains serious_] + +VILLA + + [_Slowly_] + +It doesn’t seem to be slight--somehow. + +VAN ZORN + + [_With a touch of mystery_] + +Perhaps it isn’t, really. We mortals know very little of ourselves, and +far less of each other. As a consequence, we make mistakes. + +VILLA + + [_Still puzzled_] + +Do _you_ make mistakes? + +VAN ZORN + +Frequently. + +VILLA + + [_With a nervous laugh_] + +I’m so glad. + +VAN ZORN + +Do you know that many of us waste large fractions of our short lives in +being sorry for our mistakes--and oftentimes when we should be glad for +them? + +VILLA + + [_Puzzled_] + +You said that as if you meant something. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling_] + +It is possible that I did mean something. + +VILLA + +Now you are laughing at me again. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Easily_] + +Why should I laugh at you when I know that you are not happy? + +VILLA + + [_Puzzled_] + +Do I look as if I were not happy? + +VAN ZORN + +Something has troubled you for a long time. + +VILLA + +Why do you say that? + +VAN ZORN + +If I had not known it, I should not have come to this house. + +VILLA + + [_Trying to laugh again_] + +Did I look so utterly miserable this morning that you took pity on me? +Was it the picture? Or did you think I took too much trouble to see +that Weldon laughed at Mr. Lucas? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Frowning strangely_] + +No, it was not that. + +VILLA + +You seem to know something about him. + +VAN ZORN + +About Lucas? + +VILLA + +Yes. You have kept him from going away. I am sure that he wished to go. + +VAN ZORN + +And I am sure that he intended to go. But I ventured to put the matter +in a different light, and he has agreed to give New York another +chance. New York, as I told him, is not in all respects the worst place +in the world. + +VILLA + + [_Laughing as before_] + +Weldon thinks it is. But I forgot to offer you a chair. + + [_Takes the chair at the left of the table_] + +I don’t wonder that Auntie calls me all sorts of things. + +VAN ZORN + +Thank you. + + [_He puts his hands on the back of the chair at the left and looks at + her as if waiting for her to say more_] + +VILLA + + [_Looking up at him_] + +Yes, he thinks New York is the very worst. And that, I suppose, is one +of the reasons why we are going to Damascus. + + [_She laughs again, nervously_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_Slowly_] + +Damascus?... Why Damascus? + +VILLA + +Heaven only knows. And I am stupid enough to like New York. I like even +the ferry whistles. + +VAN ZORN + +Should you care to stay here forever? + +VILLA + +No, I don’t say that. I want to go to Egypt sometime and see the +Sphynx. There are no sphynxes in New York. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling_] + +Are you sure of that? + + [_She laughs_] + +There are no ferry whistles in Damascus. + +VILLA + +Why do you object to my going? + +VAN ZORN + +Why should I? + +VILLA + +Why do you object to George Lucas’s going--west? + +VAN ZORN + +Because I have taken a particular interest in him. + +VILLA + + [_Quickly_] + +I’m glad of that. + + [_With a slight constraint_] + +For I have known him all my life--and I like him. + + [VAN ZORN, _who has been looking from time to time at the portrait + over the piano, is now gazing at it with apparently unconscious + intentness_] + +VILLA + + [_Glancing over her shoulder_] + +Did you know _him_--my uncle? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Looking at her and shaking his head_] + +I did not. + +VILLA + +My poor uncle Lovett was unfortunate, and I am glad for his sake that +he is dead. Does that sound hard? + +VAN ZORN + +Far from it. I have known such cases. + +VILLA + +He died in this room. + +VAN ZORN + +I am not superstitious. + +VILLA + +He drank himself to death. + +VAN ZORN + +I am not uncharitable. + +VILLA + +He was a good man. + +VAN ZORN + +I have no doubt of it. + + [_Pause_] + +Lucas is a good man. + +VILLA + + [_Earnestly_] + +He _is_ good. And I hope his meeting with you may prove to be fortunate. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Steadily_] + +Lucas may prove to be the most fortunate of us all. Don’t you think +it would be well for at least one of us to be fortunate, even if the +others are not? + +VILLA + + [_Half-frightened_] + +The others? You say such unexpected things. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Still with his hands on the back of the chair_] + +Yes, the others. The others who are not going to be fortunate. + +VILLA + + [_With a shrug_] + +You speak like a wizard. If you are trying to cast a spell over me, you +might as well let me know beforehand. + + [_Laughing thinly_] + +All good wizards should do that, I think. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Firmly but rather sadly_] + +I should say that the spell had already been cast. + +VILLA + +But what manner of spell do you mean? + + [_Nervously_] + +There are spells and spells, I suppose. Aren’t there? + +VAN ZORN + +I might say the spell that compels you to take so much apparent +satisfaction in being insincere. + +VILLA + + [_Looking at him_] + +Insincere? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Nods slowly_] + +To yourself and to the others. To the others who are not going to be +fortunate. + +VILLA + + [_Biting her lip_] + +Did you come to tell me this? + +VAN ZORN + +I came because I was called. You may be surprised, but there is no +reason why you should be offended. + +VILLA + + [_With a cold but artificial laugh_] + +Amused, you mean. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Calmly and distinctly_] + +No, that is not what I mean. For you cannot possibly find it amusing +to know that you have the happiness of at least three lives at your +disposal.... Yes, in your power.... Do you believe, really, that +it would be amusing to make three new contributions to the world’s +unhappiness--much of which, from any finite point of view, is already +unnecessary? + +VILLA + + [_Her lips tightening_] + +I don’t believe you realize what you are saying. + + [_She rises_] + +No, I don’t mean that you are to go. + +VILLA + + [_She goes to the table and looks aimlessly at some objects that are + on it_] + +Will you tell me something? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Now at the right of the table, near the chair_] + +Willingly, if I can. + +VILLA + + [_Toying with the broken paper cutter_] + +What did you say to Weldon Farnham about--about this? And what did he +say to you? + +VAN ZORN + +I asked him for one interview. + +VILLA + +And where do you intend to go at the end of this--one interview? + +VAN ZORN + +My own way, wherever that may lie. + + [_Very distinctly_] + +You may never see me again, but you will kindly believe me when I +assure you that the situation before you is not--amusing. + +VILLA + + [_With half-hearted authority_] + +Under ordinary conditions, you must see that I could not listen any +longer to what you are saying. + +VAN ZORN + +I understand you perfectly. + + [_Slowly, with a strange confidence_] + +I understand at the same time that these are not ordinary conditions, +and that you and I are not ordinary people. + +VILLA + + [_With a shrug_] + +I am beginning to think that we are not. + + [_With a reluctant smile_] + +Do you think we are so very important? + +VAN ZORN + + [_With his hands on the back of the chair_] + +Is anything important? + +VILLA + + [_Slowly_] + +I wonder--sometimes. And I thought + + [_Rather feebly_] + +that you were a friend of Weldon Farnham’s. + +VAN ZORN + +His best friend, so far as I know. + +VILLA + +Does a man’s best friend try to.... + + [_She stops as if frightened_] + +VAN ZORN + +Yes.... If it is written so, yes. + +VILLA + + [_As if compelled_] + +Do you mean--“destiny?” + +VAN ZORN + +You may give it whatever name you choose. May I ask you another +question? + +VILLA + +I suppose so. + + [_With another shrug_] + +But you needn’t scare me. + +VAN ZORN + + [_With a melancholy smile_] + +That is the last thing that I could possibly wish to do. What I have +now to ask is this: Is it your unalterable will to deprive three +people, including yourself, of the happiness that might as well be +theirs? + +VILLA + + [_Trying to laugh_] + +Why do you speak of my “will” and of your “destiny?” Mayn’t I have a +destiny as well as you? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Looking at the portrait_] + +You have one undoubtedly. And I have one interview. + + [_He stands as before with his hands on the back of the chair and + watches her while she examines various objects on the table_] + +Are you sure that you know what it would mean if you were to make a +mistake now? + + [_She gives him a bewildered look that is meant to be resentful, but + he does not seem to notice it_] + +Are you sure that you are thinking of the years, and the darkness, and +the long roads that lie in the darkness--and end there? Are such things +important, or are they still--amusing? + + [VILLA _stands looking vacantly at a picture post-card that is in her + hand and finally turns the card towards_ VAN ZORN, _speaking with + a trace of injured and half-frightened humor in her voice and + eyes_] + +VILLA + + [_Irrelevantly_] + +Did you ever see the Lion of Lucerne? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Suddenly inclined to laugh_] + +No. + +VILLA + + [_Laughing_] + +I thought you had seen everything. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Shaking his head slowly_] + +I haven’t. I have never seen you but once, until today. + +VILLA + + [_Laughing nervously_] + +I don’t see what the Lion of Lucerne has to do with your seeing me. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling_] + +I don’t see what the Lion of Lucerne has to do with any of us. + + [_He looks at the card and then at her, with the same melancholy and + inquiring smile_] + +I dare say that he has his good points. + +VILLA + + [_Throwing down the card and putting her hands behind her_] + +I still think that I ought to be angry with you. + + [_Ruefully_] + +Every nerve and fibre tells me so. + +VAN ZORN + +You are too healthy to have nerves and fibres. And if you knew yourself +better, you could not even think of being angry with _me_. + +VILLA + + [_With humor and self-assertion_] + +You are not an absolute mystery, and I know a great deal about you, and +about myself--that is, for a girl who has never seen the Sphynx. + + [_Taking up the card again and looking at it_] + +I’ll tell you something else that I know--something that I’ve known for +a long time. + + [_He nods slowly_] + +I have known for a long time that our ways, + + [_Quickly_] + +Weldon’s way and mine, I mean,--have been leading us just where you +have said they are leading us--into the dark. + + [_Looking down_] + +And I have always been afraid of the dark. + + [_With a shrug and a laugh_] + +I wonder whether your coming to make me tell you this may not be +“destiny” after all. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Looking at her fixedly_] + +There can be no doubt about that. + + [_They stand looking at each other, she with her hands behind her, + and he with his hands on the back of the chair. After a pause she + turns quietly toward the door, where the maid is seen standing_] + +THE MAID + +Mr. Mink would like to see you, Miss Villa. + +VILLA + + [_Biting her lip to keep from laughing at_ VAN ZORN’S _augmented + solemnity_] + +Tell him to come up, Jenny. + + [_To_ VAN ZORN] + +You don’t look as if you were going to be glad to see Otto. You ought +to be, for he is a very nice boy. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Forcing a smile_] + +So I have been told. + + [OTTO _enters briskly, with a book in his hand. Being a child + of nature he does not attempt to conceal his surprise at + discovering_ VAN ZORN _in the room_] + +OTTO + + [_Blankly_] + +Oh! How do you do?... I’m afraid I’m in the way. + +VILLA + + [_Laughing_] + +Of what, Otto? You foolish child, you are never in the way. + +OTTO + + [_Doubtfully_] + +I don’t know about that. But I have come, anyhow, as I said I would. +And here, my adorable young lady, is a copy of my latest abhorred +twitterings. Does it look wicked? + +VILLA + + [_Taking the book and laughing at_ OTTO] + +It looks lovely. But why do you call it _Au Cinquième_? You don’t live +on the fifth floor. + +OTTO + + [_Briskly_] + +That isn’t necessary. All you have to do is to shut yourself up +in almost any kind of place, have in a barrel of mangoes, and let +imagination do the rest. + +VILLA + + [_Laughing_] + +Mangoes? + +OTTO + + [_Cheerfully_] + +Mangoes. The mango has the flavor of all the fruits. If you eat a +barrel of ’em, you will have the wisdom of all the ages. + + [_With a grimace_] + +Unhappily, I didn’t eat my barrel quite fast enough, and so I lost some +of it. + +VILLA + + [_Laughing_] + +That was too bad. + + [_Looking at the book_] + +But I hope the critics will be good to _Au Cinquième_. + +OTTO + + [_Shaking his head sorrowfully_] + +They won’t. + + [_Brightening_] + +Do you remember my last book--_Huîtres et Chablis_? + + [_She nods and laughs_] + +Thank you for remembering it. Well, + + [_Putting his hands into his trousers pockets_] + +one inky-fingered imbecile advised me to write one more book +as an antidote and to call it _Huile de Foie de Morue_, or +Cod-liver-oil,--that being his private idea of humor. No, my dear young +lady, Posterity is the only judge. Sometime, therefore, when I am +gone--sometime when you are old and full of wrinkles--and rheumatism, +if God wills it so--some far-off winter evening, for example, when +you sit by the fire, with your cat in your lap,--say to yourself that +Mink, who was always delicate, once took you out canoeing and contrived +somehow to spill you into the beautiful Hudson, and that you swam +ashore. + +VILLA + +And nearly died laughing. + +OTTO + +Oh, very well. But I can assure you both + + [_Looking at_ VAN ZORN, _who has been listening rather wearily_] + +that my neglected afflatus is of no manner of importance when compared +with a bit of history that occurred about half an hour ago on Broadway, +not far from Forty-second Street. It will do no good for me to tell it, +for neither of you will believe it,--unless you believe in Noah’s Ark, +and such like. + +VILLA + + [_Quickly_] + +We do believe in Noah’s Ark, and you will please go on. Sit down and +tell us about it. + + [_She sits on the piano stool_] + +OTTO + +I’d better not. I might not be able to get up again. Well then, it’s +about Phœbus--Old Hundred--Lucas.... O Lord! + +VAN ZORN + + [_With a quick frown of inquiry_] + +Has anything happened to Lucas? + +OTTO + + [_Looking from one to the other_] + +It isn’t easy to talk about. + +VILLA + + [_Impatiently_] + +But tell me what you mean, Otto. + +OTTO + +I mean + + [_Folding his arms_] + +that Old Hundred has refused a gin-rickey. + +VILLA + + [_Forgetting herself_] + +Oh!... But after all, was that so very wonderful? + + [_Her manner reveals her suppressed excitement_] + +OTTO + + [_Innocently_] + +You speak as if you thought so. + +VILLA + + [_More naturally_] + +I spoke because I was glad. It was the only thing for him to do, and I +was afraid that he could never do it. + + [_Eagerly again_] + +Are you sure that he has done it, Otto,--or is this only once? + +OTTO + + [_With a queer smile of reminiscence_] + +He has done it fast enough, if I know anything about him. + + [_To_ VAN ZORN, _with sudden expansion_] + +You see, this friend of ours fills himself with fluid extract of early +death for certain years, and then, all of a sudden, on Broadway, not +far from Forty-second Street, he slaps a fellow kindly on the shoulder +and tells a fellow that he, Phœbus, has been born again. That was +it,--“born again.” + + [_To_ VILLA, _who has risen to her feet in her excitement_] + +The man is illuminated, I tell you. There is something in his eyes. + +VAN ZORN + + [_With tightening lips_] + +Let us hope it is not dust. + +OTTO + + [_Standing on his toes_] + +No, the dust is in _our_ eyes, if anywhere. Or it was. + +VILLA + + [_To_ VAN ZORN, _gratefully_] + +Not in _yours_, at any rate.... And you have been the cause of it all! + + [OTTO _looks at_ VAN ZORN _in amazement_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_As before_] + +On the contrary, I don’t know that I have ever been the cause of +anything. But I agree with you in saying that this was the only course +for him to take, although I have never shared your fear that he would +not take it. + +VILLA + + [_Still wondering_] + +But how did you know anything about him? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling faintly_] + +Oh, there are signs. Moreover, I permitted Farnham to tell me as much +as he would about Lucas’s early life. + +VILLA + +But he cannot possibly know much about it. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Thoughtfully_] + +He spoke, I think, of an eccentric father. + + [_He glances at the portrait of_ LOVETT] + +VILLA + +Weldon was not here in those days and perhaps it was as well that he +was not,--for he might not have understood. + + [_As if to correct herself_] + +I mean that men like Weldon find it hard to measure the importance of +things that happen in other people’s lives. They can’t do otherwise, I +suppose. + +VAN ZORN + +All of which being granted, there still remains no room for doubt as to +Farnham’s friendliness towards Lucas. + +VILLA + + [_Vexed_] + +I didn’t mean that. I don’t see how I came to speak as I did. + +OTTO + + [_Going to_ VILLA] + +I’m very much afraid that you must put _me_ down as the tender and +innocent cause. Pardon my interruption, and--beware the book. + + [_After a somewhat bewildered pause_] + +Good afternoon. + +VILLA + + [_As he is going_] + +Is there very much about Nineveh in it? + + [_She laughs rather thinly_] + +OTTO + + [_With a grimace_] + +Nineveh occurs but twice, and Babylon has disappeared entirely. + + [_He bows with exaggerated deference and disappears_] + + [_After_ OTTO’S _departure there is a pause_. VILLA _sits down in the + large chair at the left of the table, while_ VAN ZORN _stands + looking at the portrait. Both have become very serious, and_ + VILLA’S _voice and manner reveal more and more constraint and + emotion during the following scene_] + +VILLA + + [_Trying to smile_] + +What do you think of Otto, now? + + [_Pause_] + +Wasn’t it strange--what he told us about George? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Standing near his chair_] + +Was it any stranger than my coming to this house? + +VILLA + + [_Embarrassed_] + +But your coming was different, and I knew just when to expect you. + +VAN ZORN + +Did you know just _why_ you were to expect me? + +VILLA + +Well, no,--not quite. + +VAN ZORN + +Were you a little offended at my request to see you? + +VILLA + + [_Slowly_] + +No. + +VAN ZORN + +You must at least have thought it very unusual. + +VILLA + +Possibly. + + [_With a faint smile_] + +But one looks for unusual things from you, somehow.... But I shouldn’t +have said that. I beg your pardon. + +VAN ZORN + +I am asking myself whether or not I should beg _your_ pardon. + +VILLA + + [_Her voice trembling_] + +For telling me the truth? + +VAN ZORN + +No; but for remaining here when you must be wishing that I would go +away. + + [_She pauses, rises quickly from her chair, and stands before him. + She can hardly control herself. He looks into her eyes and then + turns away_] + +VILLA + + [_Almost beseeching him_] + +No, you must not do that! You must not go yet!... I can’t let you go +until I tell you something. + + [_She moves back to her chair and sits down slowly_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_Unhappily, but with dignity_] + +I don’t wish you to tell me anything unless you are sure that I should +hear it; and I don’t wish to take advantage of your perplexity--or of +your unhappiness. You will understand that, I am sure; and you will +agree with me, no doubt, when I say that my position has already become +rather--well, say strange, to use your own word. + + [_With unconscious bitterness_] + +It will serve as well as another. + +VILLA + + [_Impulsively_] + +I don’t care how strange it is, or how strange you are, so long as I +know that I can trust you. If you were not strange, I might not have +the courage to ask you to help me.... I wonder if I ought to wait until +I know you better. + +VAN ZORN + + [_With deep feeling_] + +You will never know me better, and I shall be always at your service. + + [_With a bitter smile_] + +“They also serve who only stand and wait.” + + [_Pause_] + +Even the blind can serve, in their limited way. + +VILLA + + [_Choking_] + +You must not say that again. You must not.... + + [_Her voice breaks completely. She throws herself forward, laying her + head and arms upon the table. Her whole body shakes, as if the + prisoned emotion of years were finally asserting itself._ VAN + ZORN _stands with his hands on the back of his chair and looks + down at her with a great sorrow in his eyes. Finally he turns + from her to the part of the table that is near him and absently + picks up the pieces of ivory that_ LUCAS _has broken_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_Fitting the pieces together, and speaking with difficulty_] + +Then you are not going to Damascus, after all. + + [VILLA’S _body still shakes with her emotion, and she makes no sign + to show that she has heard him. He looks down at her as the + curtain falls_] + + +CURTAIN + + + + +ACT III + + + FARNHAM’S _studio, a little after ten in the evening. When the + curtain rises the room is dark, save for the light of the fire + which is now burning in the grate._ + + FARNHAM _is lying stretched on the window seat. Presently he gets + up rather lazily, turns on the light, looks at his watch and + stands in the middle of the room with his hands thrust deep into + the pockets of a black velvet house coat. Apart from this coat + he is in evening dress. He moves about aimlessly, yawns, and + takes a cigar from the box on the table. As he is lighting it, + the bell rings. He remains motionless for a little while, and a + strange hard smile comes over his face. Finally, with a shrug of + his shoulders he goes to the door and admits_ VAN ZORN, _who is + dressed in ordinary business clothes. His face wears a serious + expression and he greets_ FARNHAM _with a kindly but somewhat + uncanny smile. Then he looks towards the portrait on the easel, + which has been moved back to its original place in Act I._ + +FARNHAM + + [_Still smiling drily_] + +For such a demon of punctuality, it seems to me that you are a bit late. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling as before_] + +Am I so insufferably punctual that I cannot have five minutes’ grace? + + [_He takes off his overcoat_] + +FARNHAM + + [_Taking his coat and hat and putting them on the window seat_] + +Oh, no offence. You have made your own reputation. + + [VAN ZORN _goes to the fire_] + +Are you cold? + +VAN ZORN + +It’s rather cool outside. + +FARNHAM + + [_With a grin_] + +I noticed that when I came out of the subway. Aren’t you going to sit +down? + +VAN ZORN + +Presently. + +FARNHAM + +Take your time about it. Have a cigar. + + [_He holds out the box and smiles_] + +VAN ZORN + +I’ll take one later, if you don’t mind. + +FARNHAM + +It’s a Pedro. + +VAN ZORN + +Not now. + +FARNHAM + + [_Coaxingly_] + +Colorado. + + [VAN ZORN _shakes his head and smiles patiently_] + +Very well. Pardon me if I appear to urge you. + +VAN ZORN + +I can think of no one who should ask me to pardon him. + +FARNHAM + +You remind me of the noble Spaniard who had no enemies because he had +killed them all. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling faintly_] + +I have never killed anybody, to my knowledge. I may once have had +something to do with bringing a man back to life again. + +FARNHAM + +That was good. Did he thank you for it? + +VAN ZORN + +He didn’t say very much. + +FARNHAM + +They don’t as a rule, I believe. By the way, + + [_Grinning_] + +when do you intend to tackle Old Hundred? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Frowning slightly_] + +I dined with Lucas this evening--if you mean Lucas. + +FARNHAM + + [_Surprised_] + +Oho! You did?--Did he get drunk? + +VAN ZORN + +He did not. + +FARNHAM + + [_Not too pleasantly_] + +Oh well, you needn’t be discouraged over that. There’ll be time enough +between now and midnight. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Distinctly_] + +There will be time enough between now and midnight for more things than +you may have considered. + +FARNHAM + + [_Puzzled_] + +I have no doubt of it. But no matter about Lucas. Tell me something +more about your destiny. + + [_Drily_] + +How _is_ your destiny this evening, anyway? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Still standing by the fire_] + +My destiny is a very good destiny, but unfortunately it has encountered +one that is better.--Unfortunately for myself I mean,--not in any sense +for others. + +FARNHAM + + [_Patronizingly_] + +You are a good fellow--altogether too good to be put at a disadvantage. +But this once--only this once, upon my word--I can’t help repeating +that I didn’t think much of it. One interview, and all that sort of +thing. You see, it wasn’t quite in your line. + + [_Pause_] + +Well, how much am I to know?--and how soon am I to know it? + + [_Drily_] + +Suppose you sit down in that chair. + + [_Indicating the large chair_] + +The consequent relaxation may be a good thing for you. + +VAN ZORN + +Thank you, I will. + + [_He sits down and begins to drum with his fingers on the arms of the + chair_] + +FARNHAM + + [_Sitting down_] + +Now you look more comfortable. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Abruptly_] + +I told you, Farnham, that I thought Lucas and I might possibly be of +service to each other. + +FARNHAM + + [_Wearily_] + +Can’t you forget Lucas for the rest of this evening? Granting all his +noble qualities--including his indefatigable industry--I don’t yet +understand that you came here to talk about him. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Earnestly_] + +Farnham, if you had known what you were asking, you would never have +asked me to forget Lucas this evening. I may forget my name, and my +age, and my way to Forty-second Street, but I shall not be likely to +forget Lucas this evening. + + [_Pause_] + +You told me this morning, I believe, that you had had enough of him for +one day. + +FARNHAM + + [_Puzzled and irritated_] + +Most assuredly I did, and I meant what I said. I’ll be as glad as +anybody if you can straighten him out, but what the devil sense is +there in harping on him from morn till dewy eve? Why not let Lucas go +for the present? + + [_Becoming more incisive_] + +You started out this afternoon, I believe, to acquire some very special +information that doesn’t seem to be forthcoming. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Slowly_] + +It will come.... And as for letting Lucas go-- + +FARNHAM + + [_Throwing up his hands_] + +Good God! + +VAN ZORN + + [_Calmly_] + +--letting Lucas go will be very difficult. In fact, it will be out +of the question. Instead of letting Lucas go, I fear that we shall be +under the necessity of letting Lucas come. + +FARNHAM + + [_Unpleasantly_] + +What are you talking about? I didn’t ask him to come, did I? + +VAN ZORN + + [_As before_] + +You did not, and _I_ did not. + + [_Drumming with his fingers_] + +But he is coming all the same. I have no doubt that he has been +coming--through the ages. + +FARNHAM + + [_Laughing drily_] + +So that’s it. More of your infernal Destiny, I suppose. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Earnestly_] + +Whatever you do, Farnham, you had better wait a while before you begin +to find fault with Destiny. For I should be inclined to say that you +are going to be far more fortunate than I am, or am ever likely to be. + + [_He looks thoughtfully about the studio_] + +FARNHAM + +Oh, you needn’t try to smooth it over like that. I only meant that I +was looking forward to this evening for a different kind of talk from +this. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Quietly_] + +You will have it yet. + +FARNHAM + + [_Wearily_] + +With Lucas? + +VAN ZORN + + [_With deliberation_] + +Farnham, if I don’t give you certain information that you have every +reason to expect, it is because I don’t feel that I am in a position to +give it. But I will say, + + [_Smiling_] + +at the risk of my life, that Lucas has been straightened out. I don’t +know just how I know it, but I know it. + + [_With another smile_] + +Your engaging friend Otto brought the news this afternoon-- + + [_Casually_] + +not long after Lucas left Mrs. Lovett’s house. + +FARNHAM + + [_Rising and speaking sharply_] + +Lucas at Mrs Lovett’s house?... You are keeping something back from me, +and I should like very much to know what it is. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Reluctantly_] + +Yes, I am keeping something back. And I have something else that I was +requested, and finally persuaded, to give to you this evening. I would +rather not do it, but it may be as well that I should. + +FARNHAM + + [_With dry fervor_] + +I hope it will be something more tangible than what you have been +giving me. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Giving him a small object_] + +There it is. + +FARNHAM + + [_After a stupefied pause_] + +Man alive, are you out of your senses? This is Villa Vannevar’s ring. +What the devil has been going on? + + [_Sharply_] + +Why don’t you tell me? + +VAN ZORN + +Miss Vannevar will do that. + + [FARNHAM _scowls incredulously_] + +She and Lucas have been together, at her special request, since eight +o’clock. Until she comes, please remember that I am acting only as a +messenger. + +FARNHAM + + [_Looking from the ring to_ VAN ZORN] + +Are you all trying to make a fool of me? Are you the friend that I +have been trusting and praising all these years? + + [_With a falling inflection_] + +I’d better build a cabin in the woods.... What does all this insanity +mean, anyhow? You can answer that question, if you have a mind to, and +you know it damned well. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Quietly_] + +Farnham. + + [_Pause_] + +You are going to have two more visitors this evening, and they are +nearly due. They are not going to stay, in all probability, more than +fifteen minutes. When they are gone, you and I may have something more +to say to each other. + +FARNHAM + +That is altogether possible. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Rising_] + +And if I have been the indirect means of this sudden change in the +course of events, I wish you to know that I believe, as I stand here, +that events would have taken the same course, though not quite so +suddenly, if I had never gone to Mrs. Lovett’s house this afternoon. I +mean, you understand, so far as events concern you personally. So be a +good fellow and try to keep a little of your old faith in me. + + [_Pause_] + +Do you hear a motor coming? + + [_He takes out his watch and smiles wearily at_ FARNHAM] + +They are on time, if I was not. + + [_The bell rings._ FARNHAM _admits_ LUCAS _and_ VILLA VANNEVAR. LUCAS + _has more color in his face, and his eyes are brighter than in + the morning. He carries himself through the following scene with + far more dignity and ease than might be expected, with now and + then a facial suggestion of appreciative humor. Of the two_ VILLA + _is the more excited, but hers is the excitement of determination + rather than of embarrassment or fear_] + +FARNHAM + + [_To the three, after rather formal greetings to_ LUCAS _and_ VILLA] + +Well, I have the honor to report that I am still in the dark. + + [_With a hard smile_] + +Won’t you all sit down? + + [_They remain standing_] + +VILLA + + [_Going to_ FARNHAM _and speaking with suppressed excitement_] + +Oh, but I am glad to hear you say that--that you are in the dark. + + [_He nods with condescension and she steps back a little_] + +I was afraid you didn’t know it. + + [_Pause_] + +Weldon, do you know what it was doing to me? But you don’t, because you +can’t. I shall have to tell you what it was doing. It was driving me +mad. + +FARNHAM + + [_Drily, with a glance at_ LUCAS] + +Kindly go on. + +VILLA + +It was killing me. + + [FARNHAM _nods again_] + +I know you are going to think some dreadful things about me,--and say +them too, I suppose. + + [_Rapidly_] + +But whatever you do or say, don’t ever forget that I am the cause +of all that’s happened this evening. I took the matter into my own +hands--just because I couldn’t wait. And when my mind was once made up +that I couldn’t wait,--well, I couldn’t wait. + + [_He nods again_] + +And I couldn’t see much need of spending days and nights in talking +about it. + +FARNHAM + + [_With a shrug, and another look at_ LUCAS] + +Naturally not. + +VILLA + + [_To_ VAN ZORN, _who is standing near the fire_] + +And you + + [_Gratefully but rapidly_] + +--you remember what I told you when I got over that foolish fit of +crying. I told you that nothing could ever make me change, and I asked +you to help me. You told me first that you would rather not, and you +said something that I didn’t hear about circumstances; but finally you +did agree to do a little--just because you could see that I was so much +in earnest--and that nothing could ever make me change--and that I +couldn’t wait. + + [VAN ZORN _replies with a slow nod, and_ FARNHAM _grins at_ LUCAS + _with sardonic incredulity_] + +FARNHAM + + [_To_ VILLA, _with a dry laugh_] + +Will you be so kind as to let me know what this thing is or was,--you +haven’t yet given it a name--that was driving you mad, and killing you, +and whatever else it may have been doing? You don’t look to me like a +dying person, as you stand there now. + +VILLA + + [_Impatiently_] + +Oh, you know what it was. It was our horribly false +position--pretending to care for each other when we didn’t--I mean when +we didn’t care enough. + +FARNHAM + + [_Unpleasantly_] + +In that case, perhaps you will be good enough to tell me what sort of +position you would call this that we are in now. + + [_He looks at_ LUCAS _and_ VAN ZORN] + +Lucas, why do you stand there like that? Why don’t you say +something--if you have anything to say? + +VILLA + + [_Quickly, looking from_ LUCAS _to_ FARNHAM] + +He can’t speak yet, for I shan’t let him. I shan’t let anybody speak +until I have said what I have to say. No, not one of you three can say +a word until I tell you that I have asked George Lucas to marry me. + + [FARNHAM _and_ VAN ZORN _are almost equally surprised at this + announcement, though the latter quickly regains his usual + composure_. LUCAS _looks at first as if he would like to get + away, but endures his unlooked-for prominence with an Indian-like + resignation_] + +There! + + [_With her hands behind her back_] + +Now you may all speak at once, if you care to. + +FARNHAM + + [_Going to_ VILLA, _after a pause, and taking one of her hands_] + +Villa, what is the matter with you this evening? Has the moon driven +you insane? + + [_To_ LUCAS, _sharply_] + +Lucas, why don’t you say something? + +LUCAS + + [_With a dry cough_] + +You are quite right. The time has come for me to speak. + +FARNHAM + +Well, if the time has come for you to speak, why the devil don’t you? + +LUCAS + + [_Calmly, but uncomfortably and with several oratorical pauses_] + +I am going to say something--and I don’t see how it is going to take me +very long to say it. + + [_With another cough_] + +Knowing--as I need hardly tell you now--that I could not, in view of +my past and present circumstances--presume to ask of this lady the +kind of question that she has taken upon herself to ask of me--and +this time without wholly anticipating its immediate effect upon one’s +nervous organization,--well, I can only say that she has acted in +accordance with her own convictions in regard to the solution of a +rather difficult problem, and has thereby placed me under excessive +obligations--that she cannot expect ever to be entirely fulfilled. + + [_To_ FARNHAM, _with a faint smile_] + +Whatever else you may wish me to say will be related, with your +permission, at another time. + +FARNHAM + + [_With cold humor_] + +“She has acted in accordance with her own convictions in regard to the +solution of a rather difficult problem.” + + [_To_ VAN ZORN, _drily_] + +As she sees it, I suppose. + +VAN ZORN + +Is there more than one way to see it? + +FARNHAM + +I see it as a bit of impetuous farce. + +VILLA + + [_Protesting violently_] + +No, don’t say impetuous. Say anything but that. Say +determined--ordained--premeditated--desperate--anything but impetuous. +I’ll not have anybody--not even George--tell me that I was impetuous +when I was only sensible. You might as well call me--I don’t know what. +You might as well call me a fool. + +FARNHAM + + [_With reluctant humor_] + +Do you know, my dear young lady, that you are using some rather +positive language? + +VILLA + + [_Still excited_] + +I don’t care. I must use it, in order to make myself understood. + + [_To_ LUCAS] + +Tell him, George, about the ring. + +FARNHAM + + [_Satirically_] + +Yes, George, let us hear about the ring. + +LUCAS + +She means that the ring would have been returned to you in any case. + +FARNHAM + + [_To_ VAN ZORN, _with fine irony_] + +And this is your work. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Distinctly_] + +No, my friend, you are mistaken. It is not the work of any human +being--in this room, or out of it. + +FARNHAM + + [_Wearily_] + +Oh, the devil! I’ve heard all that before. + + [VAN ZORN _shrugs his shoulders and looks at the fire_] + +VILLA + + [_Earnestly_] + +Weldon, let me tell you again what I told you when I came in. + + [_With intensity_] + +It was killing me. It was driving me mad. + +FARNHAM + + [_Throwing up his hands_] + +For heaven’s sake, are you going to drag that nonsense in again? + +VILLA + +It meant the torture of our two lives.... The ruin of them, for all we +know. + +FARNHAM + + [_With a careless absence of emotion_] + +Lives are not so easily ruined as all that. If they were, some of us +would be ruined before we were born. + +VAN ZORN + + [_With a faint smile_] + +Some of us are, Farnham. + +FARNHAM + + [_To_ VAN ZORN, _with hesitation_] + +Don’t you think that you have contributed about enough to the needless +absurdity and injustice of all this.... + +VILLA + + [_Quickly_] + +No, you must not say that to him. It was I who did this, and it was I +who insisted that it should be done tonight. If your best friend had +not helped me, I should have done it sooner or later without him.... +Now will you let me go on from where I was when you interrupted me? + +FARNHAM + + [_With evident admiration_] + +Yes, if you remember where that was. + +VILLA + + [_With animation_] + +It was where I was going to say something more about George. + + [FARNHAM _looks at_ LUCAS, _who is looking at the bust of + Shakespeare_] + +Weldon, there are certain people in this world who are made for +each other. You may laugh at me for saying so--I know it isn’t very +original--but I believe it to be true, and that makes it just the same +as if it _were_ true. Well then, I believe that George Lucas and I have +belonged to each other since the beginning of our lives, and I have +known it ever since I can remember. I knew him long before I knew you, +and I know more about him than you have ever known or ever can know; + + [FARNHAM _looks again at_ LUCAS] + +and once, when I was so scared and happy that I didn’t know what to +do--this was ages ago--I told Auntie all about it. + + [_With comical directness_] + +Auntie didn’t like--his father. + +FARNHAM + + [_With venomous humor_] + +And what did Auntie say? + +VILLA + + [_With a shrug and a rueful laugh_] + +Oh dear! If I were to try to tell you what she said, I shouldn’t know +how to begin or where to end. It doesn’t make so much difference what +Auntie said, so long as she said--what she said. + + [_With unconscious humor, looking down_] + +She didn’t like George’s father. + +FARNHAM + + [_Grinning at_ LUCAS] + +Did she like George? + + [_Pause_] + +George doesn’t seem to have anything more to say. + +LUCAS + + [_With dry emphasis_] + +Yes, George has one thing more to say. He has to say that he has not +yet accepted the lady’s offer. + +FARNHAM + + [_Scowling_] + +Then why are you here? + +LUCAS + +To do so in your presence--now that you understand the situation. + +FARNHAM + +But I don’t understand the situation--except in the vaguest kind of +way.... I knew about it in that way before. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Still standing by the fire_] + +Farnham, I don’t like to interrupt you. + +FARNHAM + +Oh--you don’t.... + +VAN ZORN + +But why debate the inevitable? It will do no manner of good, and it +will be likely, as Miss Vannevar has already implied, to take up a +great deal of time. + +FARNHAM + + [_Drily_] + +Have you been coaching them? + + [VAN ZORN _makes a gesture of resigned protest, but says nothing_] + +Well, you haven’t told me what you said to Lucas during dinner. + +VAN ZORN + +I told Lucas that Miss Vannevar wished very much to see him as soon as +possible after eight o’clock. + +FARNHAM + +Was that all? + +VAN ZORN + +Substantially, yes. + +FARNHAM + +Mightn’t that leave a pretty wide margin for conjecture? + +VAN ZORN + +It might, but it doesn’t. Please remember that when I told you of my +interest in Lucas, I was not anticipating the developments that have +transpired. + +FARNHAM + + [_Unwilling to let the subject go_] + +But you are the cause of these developments, for all that. What did you +say to Villa after Otto went away? + +VAN ZORN + + [_With a slight weariness_] + +I didn’t find a great deal to say. I told her pretty much what I have +told you,--that Lucas and I were going to be of service to each other, +and that I had complete confidence in him. Please do not ask me to go +any further into details--just now. + + [_With a friendly smile_] + +My dear Farnham, if you were to form at your time of life the fatal +habit of clinging to ruins, and of refusing to accept what has +irrevocably taken place, there is no knowing what might happen to +you--and to your art. + +FARNHAM + +Do you remember that you used to call yourself a friend of mine? + + [_He speaks half-heartedly, and seems to regret having spoken_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_Distinctly_] + +I was never in my life more convinced of my complete loyalty to you, +or of your complete faith in me. I was not expecting to say so this +evening, unless to you alone, but never mind that now. + +FARNHAM + + [_Rather ruefully_] + +I suppose that’s your fantastic, esoteric, oriental way of telling a +fellow that he has said something foolish. I don’t say it’s a bad way, +you understand-- + + [_He stops, and has another look at_ LUCAS, _who smiles in approval_] + +VILLA + + [_Going to_ FARNHAM _and putting her hands on his arms_] + +You needn’t try to be angry any longer, for I can see by the look in +your eyes that you can’t. + + [_Shaking him a little and beginning to laugh_] + +You ought not to be angry, for you are so glad to get rid of me that +you don’t know what to do with yourself. You may tell me that I ought +not to say so, but you can’t put the words back into my mouth--’cause +I’ve got my teeth together. + + [_She shows her teeth and laughs at him_] + +FARNHAM + + [_Taking her hands and smiling_] + +I don’t remember having said that I was angry. + + [_He pushes her away gently_] + +VILLA + + [_Putting her hands behind her and laughing_] + +There was no need of your _saying_ it. + +FARNHAM + + [_Drily_] + +Then that must have been the reason why I didn’t say it. + + [_Pause_] + +But don’t you think that I had just the slightest conceivable reason +for being--for being a trifle annoyed, we’ll say? + +VILLA + + [_With feline demureness_] + +Well, I rather suppose you did. + + [_Looking at him brightly_] + +But it’s all over now, _isn’t_ it? + +FARNHAM + + [_Trying not to laugh_] + +And so you find your escape from me a very simple matter. + + [_With mild sarcasm_] + +It seems to be one of the prerogatives of womankind to discover now and +then that some problems _are_ very simple. + +VILLA + + [_She looks at_ LUCAS, _then for a longer time at_ VAN ZORN, _who + still remains by the fire, and finally at_ FARNHAM _again_] + +And that others are very difficult. + + [FARNHAM _glances at_ VAN ZORN, _who stands looking at the burning + coals. There is a pause, which is broken by the ringing of the + bell._ FARNHAM _admits_ OTTO, _who stands for a time in meek + bewilderment after looking from one to the other_] + +OTTO + +I--I saw the light, and so I came over--from Petherick’s. + +FARNHAM + + [_Drily amused_] + +Of course you did, Otto. That was the right thing for you to do. +We have all seen the light, even if we haven’t all come over from +Petherick’s. + + [_Patting his shoulder_] + +Now take a look around you, little friend, and tell us what you see +besides the light. + +OTTO + + [_Looking from_ LUCAS _to_ VILLA] + +Oh--good evening. + + [_He plays with his hat_] + +I saw the light, and so I came over. + + [_To_ LUCAS] + +Did you see the light, Phœbus, and did you come over? + +LUCAS + + [_Avoiding over-confidence_] + +Yes, Otto, I may be said to have seen the light, and to have come +over--though not from Petherick’s. + +OTTO + + [_With a long sigh_] + +That’s illuminating, and I thank you kindly. + + [_He looks at_ VAN ZORN, _who smiles and nods_] + +Good evening. + + [_To_ VILLA] + +Are you sure that I’m not in the way? + + [_He makes a puzzled grimace and looks at_ FARNHAM, _who grins_] + +VILLA + + [_Laughing nervously_] + +We are sure of one thing, Otto, and that is that you are not very +cordial with your old friends. Aren’t you going to congratulate me on +my engagement to George Lucas? We are going to be married--sometime. + +OTTO + + [_After a stupefied pause_] + +Are you? + + [_He looks again from one to another, and finally addresses_ VAN ZORN] + +I knew this afternoon that something was going to happen. Of course it +was none of my business, but you--you understand me, I’m sure. + + [_He wipes his forehead with his handkerchief_] + +FARNHAM + + [_With lingering sarcasm_] + +We understand you, Otto. You saw the light and you came over. +Everything has been explained, and we are all going to try to be happy. + +OTTO + + [_Looking again from one to another, and beginning to beam_] + +Do you know, Farnham, that I--that I rather like this? + +FARNHAM + +I’m glad to hear you say so, Otto. We study to please. + +OTTO + + [_To_ VAN ZORN, _who appears to be mildly amused_] + +Do _you_ like this? + +VAN ZORN + +It has my unqualified approval. In addition, it was undoubtedly +inevitable. + +OTTO + + [_With an air of discovery_] + +Doesn’t that make it all the better? + +VAN ZORN + +I am sure that you have every reason to congratulate your friends on +their mutual good fortune. + +OTTO + + [_After shaking hands, rather suddenly, with_ VILLA _and_ LUCAS] + +Farnham, old man, the more I think of this, the better I like it. +There’s a--there’s a kind of destiny about it. + +FARNHAM + + [_Patting Otto’s shoulder_] + +Otto, we can always look to you for the right word. + + [_Wearily, with a mild trace of venom_] + +I’ve been trying to think of that word “destiny” all the evening. + +VILLA + + [_Giving_ FARNHAM _her hand_] + +And I have been trying to think of something more to say to _you_, +Weldon, but somehow I can’t just now. So I think George had better take +me home. And then, I suppose I’ll have a talk with.... + + [_She sighs_] + +FARNHAM + + [_With an unfeeling grin_] + +With Auntie? + +VILLA + +Yes, with Auntie. + + [_She breaks into childish laughter_] + +Poor Auntie! + + [_Pause_] + +Well, good night. I won’t say good-bye, for that would be too solemn. + +FARNHAM + + [_Holding her hand_] + +Good night. And I hope you will be very happy. + + [_Shaking hands with_ LUCAS] + +Good night, George,--and my congratulations. You will excuse me if I +don’t make a speech. + +VILLA + + [_To_ VAN ZORN, _who comes forward_] + +Good night. + + [_She gives him her hand and looks at him as if a little frightened_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_Holding her hand_] + +Good night. + + [_They look into each other’s eyes for some time. She leaves him + slowly and moves towards the door. He returns to his former place + by the fire, after speaking with_ LUCAS] + +VILLA + + [_While_ LUCAS _is shaking hands with_ VAN ZORN] + +Good night, Otto. + +OTTO + + [_Still bewildered_] + +Good night. I don’t think I’ll make a speech either. On the contrary I +may as well go home to my mousy garret, light my guttering candle, and +work away for a while at my popular song. + +VILLA + + [_Laughing_] + +But you never told me that you were writing a popular song. How does it +go, and what is it about? + +OTTO + + [_Solemnly_] + +It’s a sad story, and it doesn’t go very fast. + + [_Doubtfully_] + +And it may not be altogether appropriate to the present auspicious +occasion. + +VILLA + + [_Laughing_] + +Oh, yes it is--perfectly. How does it go, Otto? + +OTTO + + [_Scratching his ear thoughtfully_] + +I’ve only got four lines of it. + + [_He appears to be reading them from the inside of his hat_] + +VILLA + + [_Shaking him_] + +But how do they go? + +OTTO + +They go like this: + + [_He repeats the following lines with comical solemnity, punctuating + them with sharp pauses_] + + Oh, long shall we remember the dark days that followed then, + And how our faith in truth and honor sank; + For we knew the dear old home would never be the same again, + When Father robbed the baby’s little bank. + +LUCAS + + [_Laughing_] + +Can you keep it up to that level, Otto? + +OTTO + + [_Scratching his ear_] + +I think so. + + [_With owlish innocence_] + +But of course you understand that there’s nothing prophetic about +it--nothing personal. I wouldn’t have any words of mine cast a shadow +on this propitious hour--no, not even if my friend Farnham were to +give me a small potion of his Double X Rattlesnake Rye over yonder. + + [_He nods towards the bust of Shakespeare_] + +I’m delicate, and I may not be with you very long. + +VILLA + + [_To_ FARNHAM, _laughing_] + +Before you give it to him, I think it will be safer for me to go away. +Good night again. + + [FARNHAM _goes with_ VILLA _and_ LUCAS _to the vestibule, closing + the door slowly and thoughtfully as he returns_. OTTO, _in the + meantime, has gone to the cabinet, from the depths of which he + has produced a bottle of whiskey_. VAN ZORN, _standing by the + fire, watches_ OTTO _with a look of abstracted amusement_.] + +FARNHAM + + [_Returning_] + +Well, Otto, you seem to be in a romantic frame of mind this evening. +You aren’t unhappy, are you? + +OTTO + + [_Wiping his lips_] + +No, I don’t complain. + +FARNHAM + + [_Patronizingly, to_ VAN ZORN] + +Otto never complains. He eats his crust at sunset, and he drains his +cup of bitterness without so much as making a face. Don’t you, Otto? + +OTTO + + [_Moving towards the door_] + +Don’t ask me to talk this evening. You have shaken me up, and I’m +delicate. I may be on my way to eminence, or I may be merely another +case of the gods seeing otherwise. In either event, it will be all +right, for the universe will take care of us all. Throw on my grave a +flower. Fare you well, gentlemen both, and peace be with you. + + [OTTO _lays his hand on his heart, bows deferentially, and disappears + slowly and silently_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_Smiling faintly_] + +You must not undervalue that youth, Farnham. + +FARNHAM + + [_Opening the cigar box_] + +I shall never again undervalue anything that has a destiny. + + [_Holding out the box_] + +Here--have a cigar. And for God’s sake have it this time or you’ll make +me peevish. + +VAN ZORN + +Thank you. + + [_He takes a match from Farnham and lights his cigar_] + +FARNHAM + + [_Lighting his cigar_] + +I suppose Otto has a destiny, hasn’t he? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Drily_] + +I suppose he has. + +FARNHAM + + [_Giving him a queer look_] + +And what about Lucas--and _his_ destiny? + + [_He sits down and invites_ VAN ZORN _to take the large chair as + before_] + +VAN ZORN + + [_Calmly_] + +I don’t know that I pretend to be a prophet, + + [FARNHAM _grins_] + +but I should venture to say that Lucas’s destiny will not be altogether +a bad one. Being human and not a fool, he must in the nature of things +have ambitions that he will never realize. On the other hand, he will +have a great deal of happiness, I believe. + + [_Looking earnestly at_ FARNHAM] + +But neither he nor I can have what _you_ are going to have. + + [FARNHAM _begins to beam with approval and anticipation_] + +I won’t say that you have it already + + [_He glances toward the picture and scowls_] + +--for that might not be good for you ... and it might not be true. + +FARNHAM + + [_Affecting modesty_] + +You may be within a gunshot of being right, but this day’s work doesn’t +seem to be very promising--that is, to the uninitiated. + + [_Clasping his knee_] + +I suppose, however, that _you_ feel a great deal better. + +VAN ZORN + +Why do you say that? + +FARNHAM + +After what you have done? + +VAN ZORN + + [_With a frown_] + +I have done nothing. I thought that was understood. + +FARNHAM + + [_Laughing a little_] + +Oh yes, you have, in spite of your cosmic modesty. Haven’t you cleared +the air? Haven’t you raised the curtain? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Apparently after some hesitation_] + +Would you talk like that, Farnham, if you knew me a little better ... +if you knew, as I know, what I have lost? + +FARNHAM + + [_With a trace of his old manner_] + +We have things before we lose them. That’s old, I know; but I believe +it’s true. + +VAN ZORN + + [_More earnestly_] + +Yes, Farnham, it is quite true. And it is most distinctly what I have +had that I have now lost. + +FARNHAM + + [_Puzzled_] + +Go on. You are talking; I’m only listening. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Very distinctly_] + +What is your notion of the best thing for a man to do when he has lost +his belief that he has something to live for? + +FARNHAM + + [_Pretending not to understand_] + +Why, that’s easy. Find something new to live for. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Getting up and speaking as if half to himself_] + +There may be a certain amount of wisdom in that. And yet you do not +wholly understand me. + +FARNHAM + + [_With unconscious emphasis_] + +And who the devil does? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Looking steadily at_ FARNHAM] + +Do you know what it is, Farnham, that I am facing? + +FARNHAM + + [_With a forced laugh_] + +You are facing _me_, for the moment. I’m not much to be facing, I grant +you; but you might have to face something worse. + + [_With a glance at the picture_] + +The deadliest thing about me, at present, seems to be my ability to +paint pictures like that one over there. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Becoming more and more serious_] + +I seem to be facing you, Farnham, but the truth is that I am facing +myself. Whichever way I look now, I look forward into a thousand +mirrors; and I see myself--only myself--Van Zorn. If I had one talent, +I should see that; and I should thank God for it. But it isn’t there. +There is nothing there but--Van Zorn. + + [_He smokes for a time in thought_] + +Farnham, do you wonder that there are people in this world who howl +about property?... Yes; my property, if you like. + +FARNHAM + + [_Laughing_] + +Good! That sounds as if the yeast were beginning to work. You needn’t +worry; you’ll find something to live for. + + [_Getting up and stretching himself comfortably_] + +Why don’t you begin by tearing down a row of rotten tenements--just +for the fun of it--and putting up some thing--oh, something sanitary +and ornamental? Then the tired father could come home and cleanse +his honest hide in a white enameled bath-tub--only of course he +wouldn’t,--and after dinner the entire family could sit around a gilded +radiator and sing songs by the most eminent composers, as Otto would +say, of their native land. + + [_Laughing_] + +Hear me, Norma, but don’t excite yourself. You are still young, and +there’s going to be no end of time. + +VAN ZORN + + [_With a dutiful smile_] + +There is something in what you say. + +FARNHAM + + [_With easy patronage_] + +You bet there is. And then there is always this “business” of yours: +“Van Zorn and Lucas, the eminent comedians.” Don’t you see _that_, when +you look forward into your thousand mirrors? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Looking down_] + +Yes, I see it. The business will succeed. + +FARNHAM + +To be sure. + + [_Becoming over-confident_] + +Van Zorn, from whom all blessings flow, do you realize that we are +beaten by Old Hundred? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Gravely_] + +I don’t like your word--beaten. + +FARNHAM + + [_Piqued but persistent_] + +Neither do I,--but I didn’t invent it, and I won’t say it again. But I +should like to ask you one question. When you came in this evening, you +said something about your destiny being a very good destiny; and you +said, also, that it had encountered--I think that was your word--one +that was better. Now, if I have a right to ask the question, I wish you +would be good enough to tell me what the devil Lucas was doing this +afternoon at Mrs. Lovett’s. + +VAN ZORN + +He came to tell Miss Vannevar that he was going west, and to say +good-bye. + +FARNHAM + +Going west--eh? + + [_Excited but satirical_] + +And if you hadn’t kept Lucas from going west--whatever that means--I +suppose you would have been contented for all time with your--your one +interview. + +VAN ZORN + + [_After some deliberation_] + +If Lucas had gone--west,--you would still have recovered your ring. + + [_They look at each other until Farnham shrugs his shoulders and + looks at the floor_] + +When Lucas changed his mind about going, he was not in any manner +influenced by the ring or by the person who wore it. + + [_Pause_] + +But why say more about that? + + [_His last words come rather thickly; he moves away and finally + remains standing before the picture_] + +By the way, Farnham, what are you going to do with this picture? + +FARNHAM + + [_Drily_] + +You speak as if you wanted it yourself. + +VAN ZORN + +Will you give it to me? + + [_He is evidently in earnest_] + +FARNHAM + + [_Cynically_] + +Yes, take it. Take everything in sight. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Thoughtfully_] + +I could almost believe that this picture was painted for me--without +your knowledge. + +FARNHAM + + [_Drily_] + +More destiny? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Taking a small knife from his pocket_] + +I don’t know what else to call it. + + [_He begins to cut the head and shoulders from the canvas_] + +FARNHAM + + [_Going quickly towards him_] + +Here! What do you think you are doing? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Cutting diligently_] + +I am getting rid of one of the most insincere + + [_Cuts_] + +and exasperating + + [_Cuts_] + +bits of charlatanry + + [_Cuts_] + +that man’s eyes have ever looked on. I am doing it partly for the good +of your artistic conscience, and partly for reasons of my own. + +FARNHAM + + [_Unable to protest_] + +All right, the thing is yours. + + [_With cynical observation_] + +But I suppose you know that you are disintegrating twenty-five hundred +dollars worth of high art? + +VAN ZORN + + [_Throwing the piece of canvas into the fire_] + +Is that your figure? + +FARNHAM + +For the present, yes. And therefore it seems to me that your eccentric +little ingle-flame over there is just a bit extravagant. + +VAN ZORN + + [_Punching the burning canvas with the poker_] + +I shouldn’t worry about that if I were you. We are living in an +extravagant age. + + [_He puts away the poker and stands watching the fire. At length he + turns to_ FARNHAM _and speaks with a subdued intensity and a new + emphasis_] + +It is your age, Farnham, and you had better not play with it. + + [_Slowly_] + +If I were you, I should try to meet it half way. + + [VAN ZORN _throws his cigar into the fire and stands looking at the + smouldering canvas, holding his hands behind him_. FARNHAM _goes + toward him slowly, holds out his hand and looks for a moment + into_ VAN ZORN’S _eyes_. VAN ZORN _takes his hand, lets it go, + and continues to look down into the fire_] + +FARNHAM + + [_Embarrassed and with evident regret_] + +I’m sorry, old fellow, but I didn’t quite ... I didn’t realize that you +were quite so much in earnest. + + [VAN ZORN _makes no reply, but remains looking at the fire_. FARNHAM + _sits down on the edge of the window seat and looks thoughtfully + at the floor before him. Finally he looks again at Van Zorn, and + a slow incredulous smile comes over his face. 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Published September, 1914<br> + <br> + <span class="smcap">Copyright in</span> GREAT BRITAIN,<br> + All acting rights reserved by the author +</p> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_v">[v]</span></p> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p class='center'> + TO<br> + HERMANN HAGEDORN</p> + +</div> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> +<div class="chapter"> +<p><a id="Page_vi"></a><span class="pagenum" id="Page_vii">[vii]</span></p> + <p class='center fs200'> + VAN ZORN + </p> +</div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_viii"></a><a id="Page_ix"></a>[ix]</span></p> + <h2 class="nobreak" id="CHARACTERS"> + CHARACTERS + </h2> +</div> + +<div class='poetry-container'> +<ul> + <li>VAN ZORN</li> + <li>GEORGE LUCAS</li> + <li>WELDON FARNHAM</li> + <li>OTTO MINK</li> + <li>MRS. LOVETT</li> + <li>VILLA VANNEVAR</li> + <li>JENNY</li> +</ul> +</div> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_1">[1]</span></p> + + + <h2 class="nobreak" id="ACT_I"> + ACT I + + </h2> +</div> + + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_2"></a><a id="Page_3"></a>[3]</span></p> +<p class='stage-direction'><span class="smcap">Weldon Farnham’s</span> <i>studio in Macdougal Alley, New York. In +the rear is a long window, beneath which is a wide cushioned +seat, extending from the left wall to a vestibule on the right, +from which a door, front, opens into the studio. The door is +hidden by a tall screen. Further down on the right is another +door, and still further down is an antique cabinet, upon which +rests a bust of Shakespeare. To the left of the cabinet, well +into the room, is a table, upon which are a few books and, +among other objects, an ornamental cigar box of polished +mahogany. Half way down the left wall, which is built +diagonally into the stage, cutting off about one-third of the +rear wall, is an open grate with a mantel. Well to the front, +on the left, is an upright wheeling easel, upon which a framed +portrait faces the rear. There are several chairs, for the most +part plain and small; but one of them, near the table, to the +left, is large and comfortable.</i></p> + +<p class='stage-direction'><i>The curtain rises, revealing</i> <span class="smcap">Weldon Farnham</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Otto +Mink</span>. <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>is a well-conditioned and well-satisfied +man of thirty, or a little more, with a certain complacent +hardness about his face, which suggests an aggressiveness +that does not really exist. He stands surveying</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span>, <i>a +younger man—short, plump, pink and loquacious—who in +turn stands surveying the picture on the easel. His hands +are in his trousers pockets, and he stands from time to time +on the tips of his toes during the process of his scrutiny.</i></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As if amused</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, Otto, aren’t you going to say something?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_4">[4]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly, with a frown</i>]</p> + +<p>So this is Villa Vannevar.⁠<a id="FNanchor_1_1" href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a>⁠</p> + +<div class='footnotes'> +<div class="footnote"><p><a id="Footnote_1_1" href="#FNanchor_1_1" class="label">[1]</a> Pronounced Vannee´-vr.</p></div> +</div> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Not exactly. It’s a picture of her.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You don’t care for it, I see—Lucas and Petherick think +it’s rotten.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Did Lucas say that?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Still amused</i>]</p> + +<p>No, but he smoked it. He might as well have said it.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Leaving the picture and lighting a cigarette</i>]</p> + +<p>You can’t always tell what Old Hundred means—when +he doesn’t say anything. Or when he does, for that +matter.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>I’m sorry, Otto, that you don’t like the picture.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Showing his teeth</i>]</p> + +<p>There’s genius in it. Is that what you wanted me to +say?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>But a poor likeness—eh?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_5">[5]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Likeness?—Farnham, you make me sick.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>scowls quickly and laughs</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I beg your pardon, but you do,—just now, I mean.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a sniff</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You and your pictures!</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>Are they all so bad as that, Otto?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Irritated</i>]</p> + +<p>I suppose it’s <i>you</i> that I’m talking about, not your pictures.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With patronage</i>]</p> + +<p>You don’t seem to be improving matters very much. +What have <i>I</i> done?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With affectionate disgust</i>]</p> + +<p>You? You haven’t done anything. Destiny, or something +or other, has done it for you.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>But I don’t believe much in destiny. I believe in work.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>You didn’t work very hard to get the best girl in New +York.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_6">[6]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>If I didn’t know you, Otto, I might be offended.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>What’s the matter with you today, anyhow?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With all sincerity</i>]</p> + +<p>I understand. You think I’m jealous, but I’m not. +I’m not such a dam fool.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Otto, don’t be so impulsive.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He laughs</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Impulsive? You don’t know what the word means.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a grimace</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You might at least look glad, or say something foolish +once in a while,—just to let a fellow know that you’re +human.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Seriously</i>]</p> + +<p>I’ll take back a part of what I said, Otto. There may +be a large element of destiny in my—we’ll say my very +great good fortune.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But I wouldn’t say as much as that to Van Zorn.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Van Zorn? He’s a fatalist, isn’t he?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_7">[7]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t know just what he is. He’s the best man living, +and he’s my best friend.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Cheerfully</i>]</p> + +<p>And he’s worth about how many millions?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With animation</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t know. Twenty or twenty-five. I don’t care +much about that part of it.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>You know, Farnham, I believe you when you say that.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Moving to the Right</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>If I didn’t, I shouldn’t hang around your place any more. +You think you wouldn’t miss me if I didn’t, but you +would. I’m a tender shoot, and I’m delicate, and you’ll be +dam sorry when I’m dead.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>pauses before the bust of Shakespeare, looks at it thoughtfully, +places his hat upon it carefully, and surveys the result with +satisfaction</i>. <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>watches him with patronizing +amusement. Presently, when the two men stand looking at +each other, the bell rings</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at his watch</i>]</p> + +<p>That sounds like Lucas. It can’t be Mrs. Lovett—yet.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>It’s Old Hundred, I’ll bet a sequin. Let him in.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_8">[8]</span></p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>admits</i> <span class="smcap">George Lucas</span>, <i>who is a square-jawed and +somewhat cadaverous looking man of thirty, with a melancholy +and highly intellectual face. His clothes are well kept, but +unmistakably the worse for wear, and there is a whimsical +weariness in his manner that might be suggestive of latent +tragedy. He looks at</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>as if he expected +them to say something</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Good morning, Phœbus-Apollo.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a benignant smile</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Good morning.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span>, <i>half quizzically</i>]</p> + +<p>Good morning.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>He looks at the decorated bust of Shakespeare, and then at</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span>. +<i>He smiles once more and removes his hat, which</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> +<i>takes and tosses on to window seat</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Have you come to join the celebration?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>Celebration of what?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Oh, I don’t know. You take your choice. You might +celebrate the publication of my new book, or you might +celebrate the rotation of the planet Neptune—on his axis. +Or, you might celebrate the engagement of our friend +Farnham to the radiant Miss Villa Vannevar.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_9">[9]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Motioning towards the picture</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>There she is—or, I should say, a picture of her.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With gathering surprise and difficulty</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I have seen the picture, but I had not heard of the engagement.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Giving his hand to</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span>, <i>but as if with unconscious reluctance</i>]</p> + +<p>Farnham, let me congratulate you.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Taking his hand</i>]</p> + +<p>Thank you, Lucas.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>goes towards the picture</i>]</p> + +<p>I fear that some of us get rather more than we deserve in +this life.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Affecting indifference</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh, I don’t know about that.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Studying the picture</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>So this is Villa Vannevar.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Promptly, with his hands in his pockets</i>]</p> + +<p>That’s what <i>I</i> said.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Comfortably</i>]</p> + +<p>Your congratulations are quite enough, Lucas. You +needn’t feel obliged to praise the picture.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_10">[10]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Solemnly</i>]</p> + +<p>I wasn’t going to praise the picture.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Standing on his toes and grinning at</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>with satisfaction</i>]</p> + +<p>“Heaven is not reached with a single bound.” You can’t +have everything at once, Farnham, even if you are a +genius. But you might give Lucas a drink, and you might +give me a bottle of cold beer.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Amused</i>]</p> + +<p>In the morning, Otto? Isn’t this something new?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Nodding at the bust</i>]</p> + +<p>Shakespeare did it, and I wish to do everything that +Shakespeare did—so far as in me lies.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing, as if</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>were a child</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, all right, if I’ve got it.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>He goes out at the right</i>, <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>leaves the picture, frowning to +himself, and returns to</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span>, <i>who is standing near the corner +of the vestibule</i>. <span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>turns</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>gently and assists him +towards the cabinet, from which</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>takes out a bottle of +whiskey and a glass, going with them to the table nearby.</i> +<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>returns with a bottle of beer and a glass</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After a look at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p>Here you are, Stratford.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_11">[11]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>goes to the window seat</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Don’t you want some water, Lucas?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>No, thank you. It won’t be necessary.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With mild insistence</i>]</p> + +<p>Better for the heart.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Prying the cap from the bottle</i>]</p> + +<p>Lucas hasn’t got any heart.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He pours out a glass of beer with care</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Well, Farnham, you man of iron, <i>morituri salutamus</i>. I’m +a tender shoot, and I shan’t be with you very long. Neither +will Lucas, if he doesn’t drink some water one of +these days.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>There is a sinister note in his last words, and it is evidently caught +by the other men</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a dry flourish</i>]</p> + +<p>Farnham, you are a man of parts, and once more I +congratulate you. I’m a man of parts myself, as a matter +of fact, but some of my parts don’t exactly fit, and as a +consequence</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a hard, insincere laugh</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>as a consequence, I—I rattle. Your health and happiness.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He drinks, and shivers a little</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And now,</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_12">[12]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Exploring the table</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>If you will give me a small cigar</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He takes a large one from the box</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I’ll tell you what a great man you are going to be.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He puts back the bottle and moves again towards the picture</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Who has been watching</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>with a patronizing smile</i>]</p> + +<p>And now if you two fellows will kindly make yourselves +at home, I’ll be back in a little while. I’m going over to +Petherick’s to get some photographs of his comical bust +of Poe for Mrs Lovett; and if anyone comes in while I’m +gone, I’ll trust you two to be agreeable.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Nervously</i>]</p> + +<p>But what does this mean, Farnham? If you expected +visitors, why didn’t you say so?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Soothingly</i>]</p> + +<p>They are coming to see the picture in its new frame.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Hesitating</i>]</p> + +<p>Of course you remember Mrs. Lovett—and Villa +Vannevar?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>In a dry voice</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, I remember them. Villa Vannevar and I used to be +rather good friends.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Indifferently</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But I doubt if Mrs Lovett remembers me.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">[13]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>At the door</i>]</p> + +<p>She must.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Sitting down</i>]</p> + +<p>Why do you say that?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>She must,—for you are not the kind that women forget.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He laughs and goes out, and</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>follows him with his eyes. +He remains for a time as if in retrospection</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>From the window seat, after a pause</i>]</p> + +<p>It seems to me that Farnham might have done a little +better than that.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>gives him a quick look</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But I don’t know,</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>In half soliloquy</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>perhaps he couldn’t, after all.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>studies the beer-bottle as if it were a rare vase, and</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>, +<i>leaning forward on his chair, rubs his fingers together thoughtfully</i>.]</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Phœbus,</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>looks at him</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>wake up.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>I am awake.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>The devil you are.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">[14]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Getting up and stretching himself</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Let’s have another look at Farnham’s picture. Petherick +thinks it’s rotten.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Mercifully</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But then, Petherick’s a sculptor.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p>Can’t sculptors tell when things are rotten?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Briskly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Apparently not—if we are to judge them by what they +have done for our fair city.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Rising and smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>You are severe this morning, Otto.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>In a fatherly way</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I hope you aren’t going to be severe with <i>me</i>.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at him sharply</i>]</p> + +<p>I <i>was</i> going to be—but I won’t now.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Frowning before the picture</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>So this is Villa Vannevar.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>That’s what <i>I</i> said.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">[15]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Still frowning</i>]</p> + +<p>Mrs. Weldon Farnham.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Throwing up his hands</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Lucas, I can’t make it sound right.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p>What’s wrong about the sound of it? Farnham is a +good fellow, isn’t he?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With emphasis</i>]</p> + +<p>He’s a fine fellow; and he’s one of his own best friends.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling grimly</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, that makes for prudence—and for longevity.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p>Very good indeed. What do you think of this picture, +Phœbus, anyhow?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>It’s a pretty good picture. All things are relative.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Promptly</i>]</p> + +<p>Then you agree with Petherick.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>Not necessarily.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">[16]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He looks around him uncomfortably</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But I don’t believe, Otto, that I’ll stay here any longer.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>moves toward him</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You can entertain these women without me.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Backing</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>into his chair</i>]</p> + +<p>There! You try that for a while. Farnham said you +were to stay here till he came back.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He takes another chair and sits facing</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Phœbus, you may kick me if you like, but I’m sorry for +you. I’m dam sorry.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a doubtful scowl</i>]</p> + +<p>What do you think you are talking about, Otto?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Plunging</i>]</p> + +<p>Phœbus, I like you. I like you a lot. I’ve liked you for +ten years—ever since I met you.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>So far as I count for anything, I suppose I’m as good a +friend as you have in the world.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pleased and embarrassed</i>]</p> + +<p>I’m glad to hear you say that, Otto.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With more confidence</i>]</p> + +<p>You’d better wait till I’m done with you.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">[17]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>Go on. I’m at your service.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Clasping his knee and becoming very serious</i>]</p> + +<p>Very well. Tell me when to stop.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Phœbus, how much does Farnham know about you? +Did he know anything about you before he came to +New York? Let me see, that was four years ago.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Surprised</i>]</p> + +<p>Probably not.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Well, then, did Farnham know Villa Vannevar before +he came to New York?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Surprised</i>]</p> + +<p>Not to my knowledge.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Am I getting too personal?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Fighting with his curiosity</i>]</p> + +<p>You haven’t said anything injurious.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Good. Now does Farnham.... Oh, the devil! I +suppose I ought not to ask you this, but I’m going to, all +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">[18]</span>the same. Does Farnham know that Villa Vannevar cared +more for you at one time than she cares now for any other +man living?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Rubbing his hands slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>I rather think, Otto, that you may as well stop.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Are you going to kick me?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>No. Your motive is good, and I try to judge a fellow +by his motive.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Taking a cheap watch from his pocket, he looks at it and shakes it +at his ear</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>What time is it?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With much vigor</i>]</p> + +<p>Phœbus, you can’t put me off. I’ve got you now, and +I’m going to tell you what I think of you.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Shaking his watch at his ear</i>]</p> + +<p>What do you think of me?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Nettled</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, I think you are going to the devil, for one thing.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Grinning</i>]</p> + +<p>Only going? I was told the other day that I had +arrived—with banners.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">[19]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Did Farnham tell you that?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>That was Farnham’s hidden meaning.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After a pause</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, Phœbus, I can’t speak for Farnham. But there +was a time when the rest of us would have said that you +had empires up your sleeve.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Impressively</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at his sleeve</i>]</p> + +<p>Then they must be there yet. I’ve never shaken them +out.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With more fervor</i>]</p> + +<p>They may be there, but all the devils in hell, with +microscopes, couldn’t find them there this morning. As +you are fond of reading, you may have gathered, from +various authorities, that empires don’t run themselves, +exactly. When they do, they run down.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>Like my watch.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He shakes it, and returns it to his pocket</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Getting up with a sigh</i>]</p> + +<p>Phœbus, why don’t you try to find out where you are, +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">[20]</span>and stop pickling your brain with rum, and quit bewildering +your inferiors, and go back to school? If you +don’t, there will be a funeral one of these days, and you +won’t have to walk. And what I say is all as true as God +made great whales and little squirrels.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Rubbing his knees and grinning</i>]</p> + +<p>Good. Say on.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>gives a snort of disgust and moves towards the bust of +Shakespeare, his hands in his trousers’ pockets and his face +puckered with a scowl</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Watching</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>with weary amusement</i>]</p> + +<p>Otto, tell me something more about this much-travelled +Odysseus of many devices, whom Farnham calls Van +Zorn.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>removes his hat from the bust</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I thought you would do that, Otto.</p> + + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>puts his hat on his head and gives</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>a look of +discouragement</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Tell me about Van Zorn, Otto, and take off your hat.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>spins his hat at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>, <i>who catches it deftly and throws it +over to the window seat</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I understand that he’s a fatalist—or something or other. +Where does he live?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Piqued</i>]</p> + +<p>He doesn’t live anywhere. He doesn’t have to. He’s +worth about twenty-five millions.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">[21]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>That isn’t very much. Is he in town?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Impatiently</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, he’s in town.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>How long is he going to stay?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Wearily</i>]</p> + +<p>How the devil do I know? I suppose he’ll stay as long +as he likes the place. That’s what I should do, if I had +twenty-five millions.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Becoming more rancid</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And then, if the fancy seized me, I should pack my suitcase +and go in for the irrigation of Mesopotamia.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Still leaning forward and rubbing his hands slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>When is Farnham to be married?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>I don’t know. Didn’t you hear about the engagement?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Getting up and speaking without apparent interest</i>]</p> + +<p>No.... I don’t hear about things any more.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>The bell rings and</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>turns with a start</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I wonder who that is.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He takes his watch from his pocket nervously and pretends to look +at it</i>]<span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">[22]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling as he looks at his own watch</i>]</p> + +<p>If you wish to know what time it is, it’s five minutes to +twelve.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>opens the door and admits</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Miss Villa +Vannevar</span>. <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span> <i>is a short lady of fifty, with a +manner that is slightly affected, but not comically so. She +is dressed in black, and in a manner calculated to suggest +rather than to express mourning.</i> <span class="smcap">Villa Vannevar</span> <i>is rather +tall and very handsome, inclined to be unconventional and at +times careless, naturally vivacious, but evidently not satisfied +with her existence. She wears a walking suit of bright gray, +with a smart hat</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With familiar mock-ceremony</i>]</p> + +<p>You are to come in—both of you—and you are to make +yourselves entirely at home.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To Mrs Lovett</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>The genius of the place has gone to get some photographs +of your friend Petherick’s bust of Edgar A. Poe, the +eminent literary man.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Turning to</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>, <i>who has found something interesting on the +table</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Both of you remember Mr. Lucas, I suppose.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>In a voice of friendly surprise</i>]</p> + +<p>Why it’s George!</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She goes to him and gives him her hand, which he takes slowly, and +holds a little longer than he means to</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Why, Auntie, it’s George!</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">[23]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You remember my aunt, don’t you, George?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>I remember Mrs. Lovett very well.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>without warmth</i>]</p> + +<p>Of course I remember Mr. Lucas.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And now, Otto, you bad child</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Holding up her finger</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>oh, yes! I have read your wicked books, and I know just +how bad you are</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>—Villa and I are perishing to see the picture in its new +frame.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Shall we wait for dear Weldon to come back? Artists are +so queer, you know, and</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span>, <i>with a smile</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>So very sensitive.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Beaming</i>]</p> + +<p>Very sensitive indeed. Have you read my last one—<i>Au +Cinquième</i>? It came out day before yesterday.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Amused</i>]</p> + +<p>I’m sorry, Otto, but we haven’t even seen it.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">[24]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Briskly</i>]</p> + +<p>In that case,</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>you cannot possibly know how bad I am.—As for the frame,</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Moving towards the picture</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>the frame is a beautiful piece of work. In point of fact, I +don’t quite see how you are going to get along without it.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span> <i>follows him and they stand together before the picture</i>. +<span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>remain near the table, she becoming very +serious and he pretending, not very well, to take a humorous +view of the situation</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After a silence</i>]</p> + +<p>Aren’t you coming to see yourself, Villa?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>I’ll watch you and Otto—and talk with George. I know +just how the picture looks, and I haven’t seen George for a +thousand years.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span> <i>frowns a little and</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>smiles to himself significantly</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at the picture</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh—dear!</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She sighs and looks at</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span>, <i>who stands on his toes for a moment +and then shakes his head</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Turning from</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>to</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span>, <i>and laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>What’s the matter, Auntie?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">[25]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With ample resignation</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t know what to say about it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She looks at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>, <i>who does not see her, and then looks at</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'><i>You</i> say something, Otto. I simply don’t know how.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>I would gladly be of assistance, my dear Madam, but +I don’t know how to say anything about it either.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But there’s Lucas; he knows how to say something about +it.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After a quick frown</i>]</p> + +<p>Tell me the truth, Otto.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She sighs again</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Turning and laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>If you do, Otto, I’ll tell Weldon everything you say.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking from</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>to</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span>, <i>with a grimace</i>]</p> + +<p>You seem to know the truth already. If you don’t, I +cannot tell a lie.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Very distinctly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>In the last analysis, then, the thing is worse than—than +office-hours.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With determination</i>]</p> + +<p><i>I’m</i> going to say something now. I’m going to ask Otto +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">[26]</span>to turn that picture to the wall until Weldon comes back. +I won’t have it abused.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>, <i>with sorry laugh</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>The only trouble with that picture is that it isn’t <i>me</i>.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, that is one trouble with it.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>looks at him strangely, and laughs again as before</i>. <span class="smcap">Mrs. +Lovett</span> <i>looks at her with mild disapproval</i>. <span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>grins, +and begins to sing the swan-song in Lohengrin with subdued +satisfaction as he turns the easel. As</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>comes back to +the center of the stage, the bell rings, and all appear to be +suddenly disturbed</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>Now who in the world is that? We don’t want people.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>You might find out, Otto.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Aye, aye, sir.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'><i>[Becoming more exuberant, he propels himself towards the door +with a series of quasi-nautical hitches, trumpeting with his +lips the opening chorus in “Pinafore.”</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>watches him +with a weary smile</i>, <span class="smcap">Villa Vannevar</span> <i>laughs, and</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. +Lovett</span> <i>looks bewildered</i>. <span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>opens the door and stands +back, in whimsical obeisance</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>You may come in, for I know your name. Your name +is Van Zorn, and I’ve seen you before.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">[27]</span></p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Van Zorn Enters.</span> <i>He is rather tall, well built, bronzed, and +has powerful, penetrating eyes. His manner, though courteous +and possibly a bit too dignified, is also a little heavy. +He seems to be in constant fear of being taken too seriously; +and yet he is a very serious person, inclined to a certain intangible +melancholy that is easy to recognize but difficult to +describe. His voice is rich, deep, and musical, his laugh is +rare but pleasing, but his smile is frequent and engaging. +There is at times something childlike in his acceptance of unusual +situations and events, and there is something almost +unreal in his easy persistence along lines that few men would +ever think of pursuing. While he is for the most part self +explanatory, there remains a fringe of mystery about him to the +end</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Taking</i> <span class="smcap">Otto’s</span> <i>hand and smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>And I should remember <i>your</i> name. Your name is ...</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Distinctly</i>]</p> + +<p>Mink.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With another smile</i>]</p> + +<p>Indeed? Then you must have two names.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As the two move into the room</i>]</p> + +<p>I have. The grand total is Otto Mink.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I remember now that Farnham called you Otto. I am +very glad to see you again.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">[28]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With expansion</i>]</p> + +<p>And now it devolves upon me to present a few of Farnham’s +friends. Here, for example, is Mrs. Lovett.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She smiles at Otto, and receives Van Zorn with unqualified +approval</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And here is Miss Villa Vannevar. She’s another friend of +Farnham’s, and you’ve met her before.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>gives</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>her hand, and he looks at her, in spite of +his efforts, as if he were fascinated. The two appear to be +very serious, until</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>presents</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>, <i>when she laughs—but +with no great amount of spirit</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And here is Mr. Lucas. Sometimes we call him Phœbus—on +account of his sunny disposition.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>shakes hands with</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>with great cordiality and +looks at him as long as he looked at</i> <span class="smcap">Villa Vannevar</span>, <i>but +with an entirely different expression. There is a kindness +and a certain satisfaction in his eyes that surprises</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> +<i>and embarrasses him</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>That object over there is a portrait of Miss Vannevar, but +we are not to see it again until Farnham comes back. You +won’t like Farnham any better after you see it.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Amused</i>]</p> + +<p>That doesn’t sound altogether complimentary to +Farnham.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Cheerfully</i>]</p> + +<p>It isn’t.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Perhaps I don’t quite understand you.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">[29]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>You will.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a look of amused inquiry at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p>You surprise me. I have come to think of Farnham as +one of the best of living painters.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With his hands in his trousers’ pockets</i>]</p> + +<p>He is. That’s partly what ails him.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>Why, Otto,—you ridiculous child!</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>If you don’t believe me, ask Phœbus—I mean Lucas.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span>, <i>smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>I think I’ll wait and ask Farnham himself.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>He may bite you.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I know Farnham’s bite. It isn’t very dangerous.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>He thinks it is.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Moving nearer to her, as if drawn</i>]</p> + +<p>How soon do you expect him back?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">[30]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Suddenly serious</i>]</p> + +<p>At any moment.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>begins a silent investigation of the studio, while</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. +Lovett</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>talk together</i>, <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span> <i>apparently +amused and perhaps a little scandalized by his childlike +narrations. She looks frequently and almost eagerly at</i> <span class="smcap">Van +Zorn</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span>, <i>who stand near the table. They seem to be +laboring under a mysterious constraint, which</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>tries +to put off with an assumed light humor</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>You talk as if you thought me a doubtful character. +I trust that Farnham hasn’t given me one.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Nervously</i>]</p> + +<p>Weldon has praised you so much that we are all a little +afraid of you.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I shall have to stop that.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Do you remember the day when you and Mr.—</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Glancing at</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Mr. Mink—went over my boat with Farnham and me?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Of course I do. That was the day before you sailed +away to the other side of the world.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">[31]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Earnestly</i>]</p> + +<p>Thank you for remembering that day.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Still nervous</i>]</p> + +<p>I remember the day—and I remember that you frightened +me somehow.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You made me think of Captain Kidd and the Flying +Dutchman—both together.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t know about Captain Kidd, but I suppose I <i>am</i> +a sort of Dutchman.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a little shiver</i>]</p> + +<p>Not the Flying Dutchman—I hope?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a quaint seriousness</i>]</p> + +<p>No—not exactly. As a matter of fact, I have undertaken +to be a doctor.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Bewildered</i>]</p> + +<p>Medicine, Philosophy or Divinity?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a melancholy laugh.</i>]</p> + +<p>All three, in a measure—and I shall be my own patient.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">[32]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Quite seriously</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I must have a place in the scheme of existence, and I have +had a presentiment that I am soon to find it.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drawing back a little and laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>You?... A place in the scheme of existence?... +I’m beginning to be positively creepy. I thought you had +everything.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Shaking his head</i>]</p> + +<p>Then you are greatly mistaken. I have nothing—yet.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Impulsively</i>]</p> + +<p>What a very unfortunate person! I beg your pardon a +thousand times, but you make me laugh.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>You needn’t be apologetic, and you needn’t laugh.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Bewildered</i>]</p> + +<p>What—are you going to do—first?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling faintly</i>]</p> + +<p>I have thought of several plans to make my existence +worth while, but I am not yet sure of any of them.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">[33]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a sigh and a laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, I don’t know what you expect me to say. You +don’t speak a language that a poor girl can understand.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>She looks over her shoulder and meets the eyes of</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>, <i>who by +this time has made a circuit of the studio and taken a casual +inventory of its contents. She looks at him, smiling, and then +at</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>who is looking at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>with a slight frown +that is both friendly and inquiring</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>I wonder if George—Mr. Lucas—could be of any service +to you. He isn’t a doctor, but he knows almost everything.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pleasantly, after a slow nod at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p>Does he know himself?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a shrug</i>]</p> + +<p>I regret to say that he does.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>, <i>distinctly</i>]</p> + +<p>Then Miss Vannevar is right. The man who knows +himself does know almost everything.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>There has been a brief pause in</i> <span class="smcap">Otto’s</span> <i>animated conversation +with</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span>, <i>and now</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>looks keenly at</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span>, +<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">[34]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing at</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span>]</p> + +<p>The man who knows himself must be inspired.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Otto couldn’t keep from being inspired if he tried. Otto +is a poet.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Grinning</i>]</p> + +<p>Do I look like one?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>You look like a rose of Sharon, Otto.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Glancing towards the door</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I thought I heard something.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Holding up his finger</i>]</p> + +<p>Hist! There it is again!</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Going to the door mysteriously</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>It’s the Thing itself.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>is heard in the vestibule, singing carelessly to himself +the air of the Conspirators from “La Fille de Madame Angot.”</i> +<span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>opens the door with a flourish, and</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>soon +enters</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>You are late, and the show is half over.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Putting his hands into his trousers’ pockets</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>The next thing on the programme will be the eminent +comedians, Van Zorn and Lucas, in “The Old Oaken +Bucket.” Song and dance.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">[35]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With languid primness</i>]</p> + +<p>Otto, you might take your hat and go home.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Taking</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett’s</span> <i>hand</i>]</p> + +<p>No, don’t send him home. He can’t help it. The trouble +is in his brain.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">He</span> <i>shakes hands with</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>and smiles</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But <i>you</i></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Shaking hands with</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>and looking at him with eager +satisfaction</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>—you might have let a fellow know that you were coming.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>looking around</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I suppose there is no need of introductions.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Beaming</i>]</p> + +<p>None whatever. We are all happily acquainted.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After giving</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>a patronizing scrutiny</i>]</p> + +<p>There are the photographs, Mrs. Lovett, and if you +don’t find them sufficiently bad, it won’t be Petherick’s +fault. Poor Poe!</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Nodding to</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'><i>He</i> could tell you something about Destiny, if he were +alive.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He nods at the envelope</i>]</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">[36]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at one of the photographs</i>]</p> + +<p>Poe was a wonderful creature.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>There are no records to prove that he ever denied it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span>, <i>with his most confident smile</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Have you seen the picture, and the frame?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He gazes at the easel, frowns for a moment, and then laughs drily</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Who turned it to the wall? Did you do that, Lucas?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Quickly</i>]</p> + +<p>Otto did it. I told him to.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Rather drily</i>]</p> + +<p>That was very considerate of you.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">He</span> <i>moves the easel back to its former position</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Well, there it is.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Confidently</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And now you may all do your worst. Otto and Lucas +needn’t say anything, for I know what they think already.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Cheerfully</i>]</p> + +<p>You may not. We’ve never told you.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a short laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, if you haven’t, you needn’t.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>stands before the picture and studies it ominously</i>]</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">[37]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Well, which is it—life, or death?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With annihilating deliberation</i>]</p> + +<p>I should say that it was neither. I am not satisfied +with it.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a dry laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>Were you ever entirely satisfied with anything?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Gently</i>]</p> + +<p>We are not here on earth to be entirely satisfied, are we?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Oh, I don’t know about that.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I hope most sincerely that you are not satisfied with this +picture.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>I thought it had a kind of merit.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Frowning</i>]</p> + +<p>It has. It’s a work of genius, if you like.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Promptly</i>]</p> + +<p>That’s what <i>I</i> said.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">[38]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Patiently</i>]</p> + +<p>I know it Otto—And now I should like to hear what +Mrs. Lovett has to say.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>But, dear Weldon, you can’t possibly care what I +think—a poor old thing like me.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking through her glasses</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Of course you have flattered the poor child almost to +death.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Genially</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t see how you can say so.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p>Help! help!</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>But you are a wonderful creature, all the same, and I +shall have to forgive you. Two very intelligent men</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Beaming on</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>have called you a genius, and surely that should be enough +for one morning.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Three, Mrs. Lovett, Phœbus—I mean George—called +him one before you came in.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After a look at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p>I am very glad to hear it.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">[39]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Briskly</i>]</p> + +<p>I knew you would be.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Going to</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And now, Phœbus—I mean George—it’s time for you +and me to go out and have something to eat. I have a +premonition that you and I are in a way to become superfluous.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With motherly tolerance</i>]</p> + +<p>Otto, are you going to talk nonsense all the rest of your +life?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Spinning his hat on the end of his stick</i>]</p> + +<p>If youth but knew.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With animation</i>]</p> + +<p>Why can’t we all go out and lunch somewhere together? +I’ve got some money.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>You forget, my child, that we are to have luncheon +with Mrs. Dyce.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Give my love to Mrs. Dyce, and to the Pomeranian +twins. And now Phœbus and I are going over to the +Brevoort House and have something with a squeezed lime +in it. After that we shall have a morsel of bread, and +Phœbus will tell me what he thinks of my new book—<i>Au +Cinquième</i>, I call it.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">[40]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You haven’t seen it. Are you going to be at home this +afternoon?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, Otto,—to <i>you</i>.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>All right. I’ll bring around a copy of <i>Au Cinquième</i>. +[<i>cheerfully</i>] I wrote it with my heart’s blood.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>, <i>briskly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Come along, Phœbus.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Going to</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>and holding out her hand</i>]</p> + +<p>Good-bye, George.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Taking her hand and speaking strangely</i>]</p> + +<p>Good-bye.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Giving</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>his hand</i>]</p> + +<p>I am very glad to have met you, Mr. Lucas—very glad +indeed.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">He</span> <i>speaks with a peculiar earnestness that causes</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span> +<i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>to look at each other. But</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>appears to +be abstracted and indifferent</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>At the door, declaiming solemnly</i>]</p> + +<p>“So now for a season we leave you, taking with us our +various musical instruments. Presently we shall return, +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">[41]</span>bringing with us nothing but our accordeons.” <i>Auf +wiedersehen.</i></p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>go out</i>. <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span> <i>and</i> + <span class="allsmcap">FARNHAM</span> <i>look +after</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>and laugh</i>. <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>looks at</i> <span class="smcap">Villa Vannevar</span>, +<i>who stands gazing at the floor. Her face is troubled and she +bites her under lip as if to keep it under control</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span>]</p> + +<p>Otto should be ashamed of himself.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>He will be—sometime.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>He is going to take that poor unfortunate Mr. Lucas +over to the Brevoort House and give him liquor.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With an unfeeling grin</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t see any way out of it now. As for poor Mr. +Lucas, this man</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>will tell you that he is in the hands of Destiny—gin-rickeys +and all.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a laugh</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>We can do nothing for him.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Rising with a sigh</i>]</p> + +<p>It may be so, poor fellow. If he were not so thoroughly +impossible, he would be rather interesting.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>looks at her almost angrily</i>]</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">[42]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>May I venture to ask, Mrs. Lovett, if you are final in +your judgment?</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With apologetic vivacity</i>]</p> + +<p>Dear me, no! I don’t judge anything—not even a fly.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling, as if with effort</i>]</p> + +<p>I am very glad, for I have begun to believe that Mr. +Lucas and I may be of service to each other.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>looks at him eagerly</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Puzzled and not wholly pleased</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t understand what you mean, and I’m not going +to try.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I am not always sure that I understand myself.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a nervous laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>I’m glad to know it, for I’m not either.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Come along, Auntie, or Mrs. Dyce’s little dogs will eat +up all the luncheon.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Pomeranian twins!</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Giving her hand to</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Good-bye.... I’m glad you aren’t the Flying Dutchman.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">[43]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Holding her hand</i>]</p> + +<p>Nothing half so distinguished, I assure you.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Not wholly at ease</i>]</p> + +<p>Or so unfortunate.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Letting her hand go, slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>I am not so sure about that.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Weldon thinks you are the greatest man in the world</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span>, <i>laughing</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>—except himself.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Beaming</i>]</p> + +<p>And the most wonderful creature.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>Weldon has made a mistake.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>You are too modest.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Do you think so?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With the same constrained laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>Perhaps I don’t know you well enough to say.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">[44]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>We may come to know each other better in the future.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>I feel sure of that. I should like to know you better.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>You may be disappointed in me.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As before</i>]</p> + +<p>If I am, I’ll tell you so.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Who has been watching the two with bewildered approval</i>]</p> + +<p>She means that she will say, on all occasions, the first +thing that comes into her silly little head.—But we must +go now. Good-bye.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">They</span> <i>shake hands</i>. <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Villa Vannevar</span> <i>look at +each other with a smile of half-fascinated intensity. The two +women go</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Coming from the door and touching</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>on the shoulder, +laughing curiously</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, Childe Harold, for a sedate and rather melancholy +Ancient Mariner, you seem to be getting on.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Standing in thought</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, I am getting on in years.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">[45]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Oh, cheer up. We are only thirty two. “We are children +still,” and we “grope in the dark for what the day will +bring.”</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Going to the table and reaching for the cigars</i>]</p> + +<p>That’s what we do: we “grope in the dark for what the +day will bring”.... Here—have a cigar.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Absently</i>]</p> + +<p>No, thank you.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Holding out the box</i>]</p> + +<p>It’s a Pedro.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>No, thank you.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Coaxingly</i>]</p> + +<p>Colorado.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Not now.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Taking a cigar and putting back the box</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, is there anything that your serene excellency +<i>would</i> like, that I can give you—this fine October morning? +You’ll have a drink, perhaps.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Shaking his head</i>]</p> + +<p>No, Farnham. But I may—I may ask you for your +advice.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">[46]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Lighting his cigar</i>]</p> + +<p>And you couldn’t possibly do better. What seems to be +weighing most heavily on your noble mind?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pointing to a chair</i>]</p> + +<p>Sit down.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>takes the large chair mechanically and remains for a +time in silence</i>. <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>sits expectantly in a small chair +not far from the table</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>Farnham, I wish you would tell me something about +this man Lucas.... About his life, and his death, and +his possibilities.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>His death, did you say?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Simply</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes. He seems to have died.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Carelessly</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t know but you are right. And if you refer to his +possibilities in the way of drink, I can recommend him +without qualifications. There is nothing else in town that +is quite like him.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I am not joking, I assure you.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">[47]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Neither am I. Old Hundred is no joke.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Then you might tell me something about him. Who is +he? What is he? And why is he where he is?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>Where <i>is</i> he?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>He appears just now to be at what we might call the +crossways. Whether he takes one way or the other, will +depend upon events.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a short laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>Why don’t you say Destiny, and be done with it?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Very well—we’ll call it Destiny. How old is Lucas?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>About twenty-nine. Abundantly old enough to know +better.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a smile</i>]</p> + +<p>You might say that of <i>me</i>. It is possible that Lucas and +I may have a great deal in common.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He taps the arms of his chair with his fingers and looks into the +distance</i>]</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">[48]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing impatiently</i>]</p> + +<p>I thought of that when I saw you together.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Crossing his legs</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Well, you ask me to tell you about Lucas, and I find that +I haven’t much to tell. I haven’t known him very long, +when it comes to that; but from what I have gathered and +inferred, it would seem that his father was a good deal of a +metropolitan rounder—before the days of the Great White +Way. Whether that made any difference or not, I don’t +know. All I can say for certain is that Lucas’s father +didn’t spend all his evenings holding his little one on his +knee, or teaching him the binomial theorem.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a tired sigh</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Little Georgie was undoubtedly neglected. But what of +it?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at the bust</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>So was Shakespeare, I fancy.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Frowning</i>]</p> + +<p>And Lucas’s mother?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>She had the good fortune to die. You needn’t look at me +like that, for the old man was a bad egg.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Disappointed</i>]</p> + +<p>Is that the best you can do for me?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">[49]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Impatiently</i>]</p> + +<p>What more do you want? It’s for Lucas to do the rest. +He has ability enough to fit out a dozen ordinary men, +but he can’t use it—or he won’t. He isn’t peculiar to +New York. You’ll find him over all the world.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Thoughtfully</i>]</p> + +<p>And Lucas has run down—like a watch.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Yes, or rather like the Old Clock on the Stairs. And +I’m afraid he’s past winding up.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Tapping with his fingers</i>]</p> + +<p>And what will be the outcome of all this?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Weary of the subject</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh, I don’t know. I shouldn’t wonder if I were to take +up a newspaper some morning and read that one George +Lucas had blown the top of his head off in one of our public +parks—probably in Washington Square, not far from the +statue of Garibaldi. That statue beats anything of +Petherick’s.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>I wonder if I have made a mistake. I don’t often make +mistakes in my judgment of men.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_50">[50]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>That’s interesting. How about women?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>We are not talking about women—</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With emphasis</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>at present.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>All right; excuse me. But what if you <i>do</i> make mistakes? +You can charge them all up to Destiny, and go on about +your business. The rest of us poor devils, who think we are +burdened with free will, have to pay for our mistakes—with +complex interest.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>No matter about that. But what if <i>I</i> were to run down—after +the manner of Lucas?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>But Lucas’s case hasn’t anything to do with yours.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>How do you know?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>You couldn’t let yourself run down.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>How do you know?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">[51]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Getting up, with a laugh of protest</i>]</p> + +<p>Because that isn’t the way we do things nowadays—if +we have any sense. If you say “How do you know” +again, I’ll....</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Farnham, has it occurred to you that Lucas’s problem +may not be half so simple as you have made it out to be?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>You can’t expect me to tell you what I don’t know.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Significantly</i>]</p> + +<p>Or all that you do know—possibly.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>says nothing, but smokes</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>In the light of what you say, I wonder that you should +trouble yourself to have this man Lucas around.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>More Destiny I suppose. We can’t beat Destiny.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Certainly not. But Destiny can beat <i>us</i>, and it can make +us do better than we have done in the past.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a sharp look</i>]</p> + +<p>So Lucas is going to have greatness thrust upon him, +is he?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>“Van Zorn and Lucas, the eminent comedians.”</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">[52]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing a little and looking at the bust</i>]</p> + +<p>I wonder what Shakespeare would do if he were in my +place.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>He might kill Polonius, or he might mix himself a drink. +That would depend entirely upon Destiny.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p>Undoubtedly ... and we might say more about Destiny.... +But whether or not we ought to say it....</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>According to your convenient doctrine, I don’t see that +there is any “ought” or “ought not” about it—unless you +think you ought to congratulate me on my engagement +to Villa Vannevar. Do you?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Distinctly, after a pause</i>]</p> + +<p>Most assuredly <i>not</i>.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>drums with his fingers on the arms of his chair and +looks straight before him</i>. <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>watches him with a +gathering hardness in his look and at length breaks the +strained silence with a flat laugh, to which</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>pays +no attention</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Uncomfortably</i>]</p> + +<p>Is this a new kind of joke that you have brought with +you from India? If it is, I don’t seem to care much for it.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">[53]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at him</i>]</p> + +<p>I wish, Farnham, that you would wait a little before +you talk like that.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a short laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>All right—I’ll wait. There’s nothing else for me to do. +It’s going to be Destiny anyhow, and I can’t help myself.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After getting up and looking at the picture</i>]</p> + +<p>Farnham, there is something wrong here.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">He</span> <i>moves slowly towards him</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>There is something in the air. I can feel it. I have felt +it ever since I came in.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Unpleasantly</i>]</p> + +<p>Shall I open a window and let it out?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I think it would be quite sufficient if we were to—lift a +curtain.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p>On your past life?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>On mine—and yours. Past, present, and future.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>You are sure that you are quite well?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">[54]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Nods slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>I am sure.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With mock relief</i>]</p> + +<p>That’s good. Now a man in your condition ought to +have a cheerful, not to say optimistic, outlook on life.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">He</span> <i>shrugs his shoulders and forces another laugh</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Distinctly</i>]</p> + +<p>I may not see life as it is, but I see it as I see it. And +I am confident that I see one rather important aspect of it +as it is going to be if you have your way. I mean, rather, +if your vanity and your obstinacy have <i>their</i> way.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a sign of resignation</i>]</p> + +<p>Go on.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You are the best thing we have had since Samson and the +foxes. Well, with my Vanity and your Destiny working +together, we ought to arrive somewhere, as I have no +doubt we shall.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>And where do you think we shall arrive?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>If you’ll be good enough to raise that magic curtain of +yours, we may find out.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">[55]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Frowning</i>]</p> + +<p>If I raise it—yes.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Nervously</i>]</p> + +<p>Then why the devil don’t you?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing as before</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I can stand it—Destiny and all.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With assumed lightness</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I am enjoying what you say, thus far; and I have no doubt</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Sitting down</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>that I shall be interested in what may follow.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After watching</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span>]</p> + +<p>Then I may as well come to my subject. Do you know +that I have been coming to it for a long time—for more +than four years, in fact?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>I don’t know what you are talking about, but go ahead, +all the same.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I will. And I’ll begin by asking you one or two direct +questions. If they seem too direct, you must try to pardon +me.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Farnham, does the approaching unhappiness of three +people, who might as well be happy, commend itself to +you as an attractive picture, or as a desirable state of +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">[56]</span>affairs? Have you said to yourself that your Vanity and +my Destiny, to use your own words, might as easily work +together for joy and for good, as for misery and for evil?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Squirming</i>]</p> + +<p>What name does your doctor give to this?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Don’t you think we are beyond that now?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Nervously</i>]</p> + +<p>Beyond recovery? I hope not.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Haven’t I raised the curtain?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Getting up</i>]</p> + +<p>You have raised the devil. That’s about what you have +done.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With another dry laugh</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>What have you been doing since you went away?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Quietly</i>]</p> + +<p>You give me a leverage when you ask that.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">[57]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Impulsively</i>]</p> + +<p>Then for God’s sake use it, and send this curtain of yours +up a little higher.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With irony</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>If I can be of any assistance....</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Distinctly</i>]</p> + +<p>Farnham, my career, during the past four years, has +consisted for the most part in <i>seeking</i> ... seeking for +guidance.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With another laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>You might have done worse. “He that seeketh”.... +You know about that fellow.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly, but with finality</i>]</p> + +<p>“Findeth.”</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With strained humor</i>]</p> + +<p>Good. Are you sure you won’t have a cigar?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Solemnly</i>]</p> + +<p>Do you remember what the text goes on to say of him +that knocketh? I wonder what you think would be likely +to happen if I were to—knock.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>moves to the fireplace and stands gazing into the grate</i>. +<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>looks at him and waits for him to speak</i>]</p> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">[58]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly and incredulously</i>]</p> + +<p>What are you driving at, anyhow? Are you in love +with Villa Vannevar?... You have never told me about +this.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>You have not been exactly available.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>You might have come back before.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>And I might have made a mistake in doing so. I waited +for what seemed to be the appointed time, and then I came.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>And here you are.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With more spirit</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Now I don’t know much about the appointed time, as you +call it, but I suppose I do know what you mean by knocking +at doors.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He looks at the picture and scowls</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>May I ask</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Unpleasantly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>how many times you intend to knock? And when you +intend to begin?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>In a level, musical voice</i>]</p> + +<p>My intention was to knock once, this afternoon, if it +could be arranged.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">[59]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Incredulously</i>]</p> + +<p>You and your boat must have made a record, if that’s +the way you feel.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As if led along reluctantly by the humor of the situation</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, I dare say it can be arranged—and I infer that you +count on me to do the arranging.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I shall never knock under other conditions.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As before</i>]</p> + +<p>And what do you intend to do after you get in? Something +in the Lochinvar line? Carry the young lady away +on a horse—or in a limousine?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Seriously</i>]</p> + +<p>If I were to be admitted, and if I were to satisfy myself +that my convictions are correct, that three people are on +their way to unhappiness and disaster.... What should +I do then? What ought I to do then?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>You look at me as if you thought I was afraid of something. +I wish you would tell me what <i>I</i> ought to be beginning +to think of <i>you</i>.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Quietly</i>]</p> + +<p>You should think of me at all times as the best friend +you have in the world.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">[60]</span></p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>lights a match on the box that he has taken from the +mantel and watches the flame until it burns down to his fingers. +Then he puts his hands into his pockets and looks at</i> <span class="smcap">Van +Zorn</span> <i>intently</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Distinctly</i>]</p> + +<p>How long has this been going on? How long have you +been planning to marry Villa Vannevar?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Distinctly</i>]</p> + +<p>I said something about four years. But time, in your +sense of the word, doesn’t mean very much to me.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Almost with a sneer</i>]</p> + +<p>It may come to mean more—eventually.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Nods slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>That remains to be seen.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As before</i>]</p> + +<p>As you see it?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>nods again</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>My fatalistic friend, you may not care much to know what +I have been doing during the past four or five years, but +what I have been doing during the past four or five minutes +may be of interest to you. If so, I have been asking myself +why it is, in spite of my agreement, that I have been +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">[61]</span>taking the trouble to listen to you. You must be aware +that I would not have listened to the same talk from any +other man living.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a strange innocence</i>]</p> + +<p>What possible fear can you have, if you have no doubts—or +misgivings?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Scowling</i>]</p> + +<p>Fear? Doubts? Misgivings?—what the devil are you +driving at now?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As before</i>]</p> + +<p>You might lead me to believe that you think me capable +of treachery.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Treachery?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a nasal laugh</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>By treachery, I suppose you mean</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Letting his words out half-angrily, in detached phrases</i>]</p> + +<p>the repeated visitations—of an irresistible personality—on +the unschooled emotions—of a young lady who is about +to do me the honor of becoming my wife.... Am I +about right?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>You speak now as if you thought me capable of almost +anything—beginning with murder.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">[62]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Trying to laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>No, I don’t think that. For I know now that even you +have your limitations.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With tightening lips</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes; and I am limited, for the present, at any rate, +to one interview—subject to your consent and arrangement. +If by any chance you should choose to change +your mind....</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Half-angry</i>]</p> + +<p>What do you mean by that? Why should I change my +mind? Just because you have elected to be plain crazy—with +your appointed time, and your—your Destiny—do +you think I’m going to be such an ass as to take you +seriously? I don’t care much for this sort of thing, and +I don’t mind telling you so; but if you insist upon making +a show of yourself, I don’t know that I am bound by +courtesy to interfere, or by law to be responsible—under +the circumstances.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>That will be first rate—especially under the circumstances. +Now let me be sure that we both understand. +If I call to see Miss Vannevar this afternoon at four +o’clock, by special appointment,—or, if not then, at the +earliest opportunity....</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With an incredulous laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh, you’ll get in. You needn’t worry about that.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">[63]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He smiles to himself and shakes his head, with a long sigh</i>]</p> + +<p>Shall we go out now and have something to eat?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>Don’t you think, Farnham, that we had better give each +other a short leave of absence?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p>As you say.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a sorry laugh</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>As you see it.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Will you dine with me this evening?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>I’m sorry, but I can’t. But I’ll be here at ten, if that +will do you any good.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing a little</i>]</p> + +<p>Then I shall see you at ten. And you will telephone me +at my hotel—we’ll say at three-thirty?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With an easy snarl</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, I’ll telephone.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>The Knickerbocker.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">[64]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Wearily</i>]</p> + +<p>I know it.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Then I’ll say good-bye until—ten.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>More wearily</i>]</p> + +<p>I understood what you said. You said ten.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>After a pause</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>goes out</i>. <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>returns from the +vestibule with his hat and stick. After turning the picture +to the wall, he stands for a while near the window seat, shakes +his head slowly, puts his hat on slowly, sits down, and smiles +incredulously to himself. He draws figures on the floor +with his stick as the curtain falls</i>]</p> + + +<p class='center mt2'><span class='smcap'>Curtain</span></p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> +<div class="chapter"> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">[65]</span></p> + + + <h2 class="nobreak" id="ACT_II"> + ACT II + </h2> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_66"></a><a id="Page_67"></a>[67]</span></p> + + +<p class='stage-direction'><i>A diagonal view of a room in</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett’s</span> <i>house. The right +corner is revealed, with half of the right wall. In the corner +is a small grand piano, and to the right is a window. To the +left, half way down, is the entrance, a wide arched doorway +with curtains. Well down in front, somewhat to the right, +is a table, before which are two comfortable chairs that +partly face each other. Against the wall, to the left and below +the entrance, is a couch. There are several pictures on the +walls, and over the piano is a portrait of</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett’s</span> <i>late +husband, showing the beardless face of a man of fifty, melancholy +and rather glowering. The room has the unmistakable +appearance of a place where people live and make +themselves at home.</i></p> + +<p class='stage-direction'><i>As the curtain rises</i>, <span class="smcap">Villa Vannevar</span> <i>is at the piano, playing +in a listless, abstracted manner the cantabile part of Chopin’s +Nocturne, Op. 37, No. 2</i>. <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span>, <i>sitting in the chair +at the right of the table, listens, frowns, stamps her foot, and +finally speaks out with evident impatience</i>.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>Villa Vannevar, do for heaven’s sake keep still, or play +something that has a little life in it. You play that thing +as if you were crying through the ends of your fingers.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Turning about and facing</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span>]</p> + +<p>Would you have me always laughing, Auntie—like this?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She makes a ridiculous face and laughs</i>]</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">[68]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>No, you silly child. But you needn’t look forever as +if life were nothing but one long funeral. I don’t like +funerals.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a shrug</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t know about that. It seems to me sometimes +that funerals are better than weddings. When we go to +funerals, we know what has happened; but when we go to +weddings, we don’t even pretend to know what is <i>going</i> +to happen.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at her foot</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I think I like funerals best.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>You crazy child, you are positively wicked.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Oh no, I’m not, Auntie. I’m good.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Getting up with a sigh</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I’m good enough to be a fool.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As if scared</i>]</p> + +<p>Villa Vannevar!</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, Auntie, that’s what’s the matter with me.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Wearily</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Otto Mink and George Lucas believe already that I <i>am</i> one.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_69">[69]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>Child! Do you know what you are saying?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Moving about with her hands behind her</i>]</p> + +<p>I know perfectly well what I’m saying. They think +I’m a fool for marrying Weldon Farnham—when he doesn’t +more than half want me.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Significantly, after a pause</i>]</p> + +<p>You haven’t married him yet.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Trying to laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>No, I have not.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I wonder if the other man—Mr. What-you-call-him—thinks +I’m a fool.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With excited sarcasm</i>]</p> + +<p>Don’t you know what <i>he</i> thinks?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>How should I know what he thinks? I don’t even know +that he thinks at all.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a pleasant nervousness</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Do <i>you</i> know what he thinks?</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>I know that he considers you a very charming person, +for one thing.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">[70]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>How nice of him! He didn’t tell me so.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>He may not have told <i>you</i>, but he did tell <i>me</i>. I am too +old to be deceived.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>Then you must be the oldest woman in the world.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With decayed archness</i>]</p> + +<p>Possibly I am. In any case, I am old enough to see that +he considers you not only very charming, but exceedingly +impertinent.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Then he must be a beast.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She laughs</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>He isn’t a beast. He’s a wonderful creature. And I am +surprised out of my senses that he should be coming here +to see you again this afternoon.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>If you don’t go away with your wonderful creatures, +I shall throw things out of the window and shriek. For +Mr. Van Zorn isn’t a wonderful creature in the least. He’s +just a big overgrown man with a heap of money that he +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_71">[71]</span>doesn’t know what to do with, and he’s coming to get you +and carry you off in a taxicab.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">She</span> <i>sits at</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett’s</span> <i>feet and looks up into her face</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And I’ll never see my Auntie any more. And then I +suppose there’ll be nothing left for me to do but to go +melancholy mad. I shall prowl around all by myself like +a shut-up cat, and I’ll sit down in all sorts of corners and +cry like anything.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pleased</i>]</p> + +<p>So you have found his name at last, have you?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>I like his name. It sounds like a bassoon. But I don’t +like his eyes as well as I do the other man’s.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Disturbed</i>]</p> + +<p>Do you mean Weldon Farnham’s?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Calmly</i>]</p> + +<p>No, I was thinking for the moment of George Lucas’s +eyes. Mr. What’s-his-name’s are too much like blue +search-lights.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>You needn’t call him Mr. What’s-his-name—and you +needn’t mention George Lucas. I am sorry that he has +come to be what he is, but I don’t care to have his name +mentioned in my house.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">[72]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>But you used to like him once, Auntie,—and this wonderful +creature of yours liked him at first sight. As a +matter of fact, he likes him better than he likes any of the +rest of us.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>Don’t talk such nonsense.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>I’m not talking nonsense.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Anyhow, Auntie, your wonderful creature has taken a +wonderful fancy to George—I beg your pardon—and I +don’t know how you are going to change the course of +events, even if you tell me that I have a head like an Edam +cheese—which I haven’t, in the least. My head makes +Otto think of a very nice horse. He said so.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>Otto may have said so because you act so much like a +donkey.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>I don’t act in any respect like a donkey, and I don’t +think you ought to say such things. For I am an extremely +well-behaved young lady—except at times.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>If you look at me like that much longer, Auntie, I’ll say +bow-bow; and then I’ll put both my paws on your shoulders, +and then I’ll bite you.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She snaps her teeth and laughs</i>]</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_73">[73]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Reluctantly</i>]</p> + +<p>My dear Villa, why did you bring up George Lucas’s +name again?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a kind of triumph</i>]</p> + +<p>Why do <i>you</i> bring it up again, Auntie?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>At any rate, he never injured anybody.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Sharply</i>]</p> + +<p>But he disappointed everybody—and that’s as bad as +injuring them. I’m not sure that it isn’t worse.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>But something may have happened.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>Something always happens. What would be the use of +living if things didn’t happen?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>I know. But if they happen at the wrong time, and +under the wrong conditions....</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a sniff</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, what do you mean? Do you mean that when a +boy with more than ordinary brains chooses to make an +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">[74]</span>utter fool of himself, and continues to do so until he grows +up and everybody loses all patience with him....</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She stops and looks angrily at her fingers</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Getting up and speaking thoughtfully</i>]</p> + +<p>No, I don’t mean just that ... George’s father must +have been a very strange man.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Rapidly</i>]</p> + +<p>It doesn’t make any difference what you mean. Besides</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly, with significant vagueness</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>if you consider yourself engaged to Weldon Farnham, you +ought not to think of other men at all. And you are not +supposed to know anything about men like George Lucas’s +father.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>You did that very badly, Auntie.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With mock-deliberation</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And so you want this new man with the queer name—this +wonderful creature—all to yourself!</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Going behind</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span> <i>and putting her hands on her cheeks</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And you’re a dear, and you’re a pig, and you want him all +to yourself, and it’s nearly time for him to come.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Shaking her head free and looking over her shoulder</i>]</p> + +<p>Do you know that you grow sillier and sillier every day +of your life?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_75">[75]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drawing</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span> <i>back and looking down into her eyes</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, would you have me stay forever and ever the +same?... If you will roll your eyes back just a little +farther, Auntie, I shall see myself in them—as I did when +I was a little girl.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>THE MAID</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>In the doorway</i>]</p> + +<p>There is a gentleman to see Miss Villa. He gave me +this card.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Taking the card and examining it</i>]</p> + +<p>But there’s nothing on it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She gives the card to</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span> <i>and laughs nervously</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>Dear me! I hope he isn’t going to be eccentric.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>He may be an anarchist or something.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Shrugs and laughs</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Go downstairs, Jenny, and find out the creature’s name, +and what he wants. If he asks for fish, give him a serpent.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Reprovingly</i>]</p> + +<p>Villa!</p> + +<p class='character'>MAID</p> + +<p>His name is Mr. Lucas.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_76">[76]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>Then why didn’t you say so?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Tell him to come upstairs, Jenny.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Maid</span> <i>goes out</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Bewildered</i>]</p> + +<p>What in the world does this mean? And what in the +world do <i>you</i> mean by asking him to come upstairs?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Heaven only knows, Auntie. I don’t seem to know what +anything means today.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span> <i>sits and frowns, and looks at her hands</i>. <span class="smcap">Villa +Vannevar</span> <i>goes to the window and stands with her hands +behind her back. Presently</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span> <i>turns and gazes +at her, evidently much disturbed, and remains gazing at her +until</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>enters</i>. <span class="smcap">He</span> <i>is pale, and his manner shows +a constraint that he cannot wholly conceal. His clothes have +been through some process of hasty renovation since his appearance +in Act I</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a certain huskiness</i>]</p> + +<p>I hope, Mrs. Lovett, that you will pardon this—I’ll +say this last intrusion on my part.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>comes to him and takes his hand cordially, looking at him +as if disturbed and anxious</i>]</p> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_77">[77]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Without warmth</i>]</p> + +<p>Are you leaving New York, Mr. Lucas?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With assumed lightness</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes; and it might have been better for me if I had gone +long before this.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p>Indeed?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With impulsive directness</i>]</p> + +<p>I came in the hope of seeing Miss Villa for a few moments +before going away.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Rising slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh, I understand.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Reluctantly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>In that case, I will leave you two to yourselves.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>look at each other as she goes out. The faces +of both are very serious and in hers there seems to be an expression +of fear</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After a pause</i>]</p> + +<p>Why did you send me a blank card?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a thin laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh, I don’t know. Because I drew it, I suppose. It +wasn’t a very brilliant performance on my part.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">[78]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With feeling</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t think it was at all brilliant—or at all kind. You +ought not to do such things, or say such things—to me.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With weak humor</i>]</p> + +<p>I knew it wasn’t brilliant as soon as I had done it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>At a venture</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Your aunt was very good to leave us here together.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Auntie is always good—</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Hesitating</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>or means to be.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a vague smile</i>]</p> + +<p>I am glad to know that, for I should be sorry to leave +you with an aunt who was not good. But I came only to +say good-bye,—not to talk of family history, or of old +times.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Would any harm come of it if we did talk of old times?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She sits down on the chair at the right of the table</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Please sit down.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>No harm, I suppose, and not much good.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a forced smile</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>No great good seems to have come of anything that I +have done.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_79">[79]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Frowning anxiously</i>]</p> + +<p>But I don’t know what you have done.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Trying to laugh</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You speak as mysteriously as Mr.—Mr. Van Zorn did this +morning when he talked about his business.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Sitting down</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, Van Zorn and I have a great deal in common.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He speaks and smiles with mild bitterness</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Quickly</i>]</p> + +<p>You may have. I couldn’t keep from seeing that he +took a great interest in you this morning.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As if tired, but still interested</i>]</p> + +<p>If you could see that, you ought to be able to see almost +anything. You ought even to be able to see what I have +done.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Angry with herself</i>]</p> + +<p>But I didn’t mean to say that. You know I didn’t.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>You might as well have meant to say it, for you must see +that I have done nothing. Even Van Zorn took the +trouble—did me the honor, if you insist—to see as much +as that.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_80">[80]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Lamely</i>]</p> + +<p>He saw that you were not—well, not quite satisfied. +Isn’t that what you mean?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>Do you know anyone who is quite satisfied?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I know two or three who seem to be, but they are in +asylums.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a forced laugh and a shiver</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh! So that’s where they are. I thought there must be +something wrong.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Standing up and speaking earnestly</i>]</p> + +<p>You are quite right. There <i>is</i> something wrong. We +see it in the streets, we live it in our lives, we feel it in our +hearts. And there you have my reason for coming to say +good-bye to you.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Frightened</i>]</p> + +<p>You mustn’t speak like that—as if we were never to see +you again.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As before</i>]</p> + +<p>And there you have my reason for wanting to go away +into—what shall I call it?—into another kind of life, and +to make a new beginning. It seems to be absolutely +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_81">[81]</span>necessary, for many reasons, that I should make a new +beginning. Yes, I want to get away from all this dust and +deceit and disillusion; I want to get away from all this +noise and poison; I want a place where I can be quiet for a +while, away from streets and faces; I want a place where +there are no roofs between me and the sky; I want a place +where the sun shines down on a fellow, and where the stars +are.... Oh yes, I know well enough what I want, and +I know that I’ve waited too long. I might as well have +gone away years ago....</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking down</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, it might perhaps have been as well.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>It would have been better—far better.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking up and hesitating</i>]</p> + +<p>Won’t you tell me where you are going?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After a pause</i>]</p> + +<p>I am going—west.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>You are not very confidential.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>I would be more so if I could.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_82">[82]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Mightn’t it be better if you were to go in the other +direction—towards the sunrise?... Was that a silly +thing for me to say?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>It will come to the same thing, for I shall follow the sun.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Trying to laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>Some people do that all their lives—in order to keep warm.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Also trying to laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>Is that why you are going away? But you told me why +you were going. I forgot.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>I don’t want you to forget that. What I want you to +forget are some things that happened a long time ago.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As before</i>]</p> + +<p>Do be careful. You speak as if I were a hundred years +old.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With strange earnestness</i>]</p> + +<p>I’ll be very careful, or at least I’ll try to be. And will +you be good enough to pardon me for not knowing at one +time as much as I know now?—which God knows is little +enough. I thought I knew myself then, but I’ve seen since +that I was wrong. It was you who knew me. Yes, you +knew me, then, and you know me still. And I am glad +for that.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_83">[83]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Doubtfully</i>]</p> + +<p>You don’t speak as if you were glad.... And I wonder +if it is really worth while for us to be so serious over a +matter that is—past—and—</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>Forgotten?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>No, there is nothing that I wish to forget. We all make +mistakes, don’t we? How can we help ourselves?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She smiles sorrowfully</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>We were younger then than we are now.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Forcing another laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t know what I shall do if you keep on telling me +how old I am. Do you know that I pulled three gray +hairs out of my poor scalp this morning?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He looks at her solemnly, and her face becomes suddenly serious</i>]</p> + +<p>How long do you intend to stay in—the west?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Her question is obviously a makeshift to break the silence</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>There seems to be no answer to that question—for the +present.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>But you are coming back sometime?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_84">[84]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>Who can tell? I may become so deeply attached to the +region where I am going that I shall not wish to come back. +Besides one has to consider the wisdom of his ways in this +life—or he <i>should</i> consider them.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>He speaks with a rather disastrous attempt at lightness that serves +only to make</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>more dissatisfied and unhappy than +before</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Troubled</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t understand what you mean.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With an effort</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t mean very much.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling faintly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But I came to say good-bye before going away—not to +talk about wisdom.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at him as she rises</i>]</p> + +<p>It was good of you to come.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drearily</i>]</p> + +<p>It was magnanimous of me.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With deep feeling</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I wonder if you know how good you have been to me today?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Trying again to laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>My aunt has just been telling me that I am wicked.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_85">[85]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After looking about the room</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, good-bye.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He holds out his hand</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Holding his hand and speaking as if unwillingly</i>]</p> + +<p>Good-bye ... and I wish you every kind of good +fortune.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And I shall remember you—always—if you care.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With difficulty</i>]</p> + +<p>Always?... Thank you.... Good-bye....</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>As they stand looking into each other’s eyes, the</i> <span class="smcap">Maid</span> <i>appears +in the doorway and announces</i> “<span class="smcap">Mr. Van Zorn</span>”]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Dropping</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas’s</span> <i>hand</i>]</p> + +<p>Very well, Jenny. Tell him to come upstairs.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>The</i> <span class="smcap">Maid</span> <i>disappears</i>, <span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>continue to look at +each other, and both appear now to be embarrassed. She +speaks again, after a pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Please don’t go—quite yet.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>Why should I stay longer?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_86">[86]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Trying to laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>I suppose I ought to keep him waiting, but I won’t.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Seriously</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>For you are going away, and I feel sure that he would like +to see you before you go.... Isn’t it odd that you two +should be here together this afternoon?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p>It may be odd.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Nervously</i>]</p> + +<p>Or it may be fate. Anyhow, I shan’t let you go until +you see him.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With tightened lips</i>]</p> + +<p>Apparently not, unless I run.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>You aren’t angry with me, are you?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>I’m never angry, except with myself.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>There is another pause, and</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>enters. He looks at</i> +<span class="smcap">Villa Vannevar</span> <i>and at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>, <i>but shows no surprise. +He smiles pleasantly and shakes hands with</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Ah! I’m very glad to see you again.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Shaking hands with</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And I’m very glad to see Mr. Lucas again.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_87">[87]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Quickly</i>]</p> + +<p>I thought you would be glad to see him—for he is going +away.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a slight frown</i>]</p> + +<p>May I ask when he is going?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He turns to</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>inquiringly</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Rather thickly</i>]</p> + +<p>I was on the point of going when you came.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Seriously</i>]</p> + +<p>May I ask how long you intend to stay away?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>I expect to be gone indefinitely.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a friendly smile</i>]</p> + +<p>You may shake down one of my best castles if you do +that.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>I should be sorry to shake down any man’s castle.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I’m sure of that.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Stroking his chin thoughtfully</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I wonder, Miss Vannevar, if you would pardon me if I +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_88">[88]</span>were to make a somewhat surprising request. You may +think it even eccentric.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Who enters while he speaks</i>]</p> + +<p>We like eccentric people.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Beaming and holding out her hand</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I’m so glad to see you.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>But what is this awful request of yours?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I was going to ask</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling at</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span>, <i>who smiles in return</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>if you would be kind enough to leave Mr. Lucas alone here +with me for a few minutes. I fear that he is plotting +against me, and I should like to know, before he leaves +this house, that his plot has been abandoned.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With another smile</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I am quite well aware that this request is unusual.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Taking</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Lovett</span> <i>by the arm and laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh, that’s nothing! Everything is unusual today, and +it’s all the fault of Weldon’s picture. Come along, Auntie, +and we two will wait for what happens.</p> + +<p class='character'>MRS. LOVETT</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Beaming, but bewildered</i>]</p> + +<p>I’m sure I don’t know what any of you are talking about, +but of course I’ll do as I’m told.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_89">[89]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drawing her towards the door</i>]</p> + +<p>Of course you will. What else can you do when two +conspirators drive you out of your own room?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pleased</i>]</p> + +<p>Thank you. And when we have conspired sufficiently, +I will play on the piano. Then you may come back.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>The two women go out</i>, <span class="smcap">Villa Vannevar</span> <i>singing “Quand on +Conspire” and laughing at the same time</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Still smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>Do you object to being corralled in this unconventional +manner, Mr. Lucas?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Puzzled</i>]</p> + +<p>I am entirely at your service.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>In a very friendly voice</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, to begin, it may possibly make you feel better to +know that your friends have been talking about you behind +your back.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He sits down on the piano stool, with his back to the keyboard</i>]</p> + +<p>I refer to Farnham and myself.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>looks more puzzled</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I’ll be quite honest with you and tell you that I began it; +and I may as well come to the point at once and tell you +that I shall probably need you in my business,—assuming, +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_90">[90]</span>you understand, that you are available. I have had three +or four schemes in my head for some time, and I’m sure +that you will find at least one of them congenial. Are you +interested?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Taking an ivory paper cutter from the table</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, I am interested, but I don’t want you to make a +mistake.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>I shall make mistakes, whether you want me to or +not. And as for what Farnham said—to go back for a +little....</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p>Let us go back, by all means. What Farnham said +about me ought to make rather good copy.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Curiously</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>What sort of stuff has he been telling you?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>He didn’t tell me much. In fact, far less than I hoped +for.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing a little</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>So you needn’t worry about Farnham.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at something on the wall and breaking the ivory paper +cutter in his abstraction</i>]</p> + +<p>I wasn’t worrying about Farnham.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_91">[91]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Fitting the pieces together</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I was wondering about you.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Do you know what you are doing?... Do you know that +you are taking me seriously?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a friendly smile</i>]</p> + +<p>If I were not taking you seriously, I should hardly have +resorted, in a strange house, to this method of getting +hold of you.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Half laughing</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Don’t you care to be taken seriously? Or do you prefer +to be taken as a joke?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Hesitating</i>]</p> + +<p>Why do you ask me if I care?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pleasantly</i>]</p> + +<p>Partly for the sake of saying something, and partly because +I should like to know.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With tightened lips</i>]</p> + +<p>Why don’t you ask me the other question—and have +it off your mind?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Indulgently</i>]</p> + +<p>At your own suggestion, I will. I will ask if you care +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_92">[92]</span>enough to begin the game all over again, and let the past +sink.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Cynically</i>]</p> + +<p>The past ought to be pretty well drowned by this time.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Kindly, but very distinctly</i>]</p> + +<p>On the contrary, I have been led to infer that you have +put yourself to a great deal of trouble and expense to keep +it floating, so to speak. As a rule, I don’t mean to meddle +with other people’s affairs, but in your case....</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a laugh</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I’m sure you understand me. You have a head of your +own.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Nodding it slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes; and only one.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Do you think it worth saving?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Embarrassed</i>]</p> + +<p>If you insist, I—well, I suppose I do. It’s a fairly good +head, in some respects. But why should we talk about it +now?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He looks about him uneasily</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Standing up and gazing at Lucas</i>]</p> + +<p>Because you told me you were going away. Now I will +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_93">[93]</span>be as frank as possible with you and tell you that I didn’t +like your way of saying it, or your way of looking when you +said it.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Wetting his lips</i>]</p> + +<p>You are not very clear.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Seriously</i>]</p> + +<p>I am as clear as I can be, without having more specific +information.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>More seriously</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I knew another fellow once who—went away; and you +made me think of him.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p>How far did he go?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Firmly</i>]</p> + +<p>How far did you intend to go?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Nervously</i>]</p> + +<p>You seem to have it settled that I am not going.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling again</i>]</p> + +<p>You are not going if I can keep you in New York.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_94">[94]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Throwing the broken paper cutter down on the table and putting +his hands in his pockets</i>]</p> + +<p>I thought I was going.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Frowning as he watches him</i>]</p> + +<p>You speak as if you had made some final preparations. +Sometimes they are very final indeed—preparations.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Will you give me an answer to my question if I ask you +just what preparations you have made?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, and I will give you more than that.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Relieved</i>]</p> + +<p>Good. But I’m not going to be satisfied even then. +I am going to ask you, in addition, to dine with me this +evening at the Knickerbocker, and I am going</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He returns to the piano stool</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>to ask you to take a small advance.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Taking a check book and a pen from his pocket</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>If you don’t happen to need this</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He writes as he speaks</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>you needn’t use it, but I want you to take it, all the same.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Handing him the check</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Will you?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_95">[95]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, I will take it. And I will see you at—seven o’clock?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Thank you.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He toys with his pen as if he were waiting</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>And you may do whatever you like with this.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He takes a small vial from his waistcoat and gives it to</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, +<i>who takes it slowly</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at the vial and scowling</i>]</p> + +<p>Cyanide of potassium?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He smiles grimly and shakes his head as he looks up</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>That isn’t what you need.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He looks again at the vial</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>K C N ... do you know what that makes me think of?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He looks up again and laughs drily</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Uncomfortably</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, I suppose I know.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Putting the vial in his pocket</i>]</p> + +<p>No, I don’t believe you do.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>It makes me think of Sir Joseph Porter, K. C. B.—in +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_96">[96]</span><i>Pinafore</i>. The last letter is different, however. How +does that thing go?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With sardonic distinctness</i>]</p> + +<p>“When I was a lad, I served a term.” You may not +believe it, but I did.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Yes, I believe it. But I was thinking of the tune.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He turns on the stool and begins to drum with his right forefinger on +the piano</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Is that the way it goes?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With grateful impatience to get away</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes—and this is the way I go.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Grasping</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn’s</span> <i>hand quickly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You will say something.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As if he had made a discovery</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>and <i>I</i> will say something.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Trying to hide his emotion in his voice</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I’ll make some sort of explanation.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>disappears quickly into the hall and</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>begins +to drum “When I was a lad” once more on the piano</i>. <span class="smcap">Villa +Vannevar</span> <i>appears in the doorway and watches him unseen. +Finally she laughs and begins to clap her hands</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Getting up</i>]</p> + +<p>Mr. Lucas has gone.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Distinctly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But not so far as he thought he was going.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_97">[97]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking about</i>]</p> + +<p>Did he go through the roof?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>No, he went by the way of the stairs—and rather +suddenly.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Puzzled</i>]</p> + +<p>Did he leave any word behind him?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Well, yes. He told me to say something.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>What did he tell you to say?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>That was all—something.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Please don’t laugh at me.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Should I be likely to do that? Especially on so slight an +acquaintance?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He laughs a little as he speaks, but</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>remains serious</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>It doesn’t seem to be slight—somehow.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_98">[98]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a touch of mystery</i>]</p> + +<p>Perhaps it isn’t, really. We mortals know very little of +ourselves, and far less of each other. As a consequence, +we make mistakes.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Still puzzled</i>]</p> + +<p>Do <i>you</i> make mistakes?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Frequently.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a nervous laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>I’m so glad.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Do you know that many of us waste large fractions of +our short lives in being sorry for our mistakes—and oftentimes +when we should be glad for them?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Puzzled</i>]</p> + +<p>You said that as if you meant something.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>It is possible that I did mean something.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Now you are laughing at me again.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_99">[99]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Easily</i>]</p> + +<p>Why should I laugh at you when I know that you are +not happy?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Puzzled</i>]</p> + +<p>Do I look as if I were not happy?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Something has troubled you for a long time.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Why do you say that?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>If I had not known it, I should not have come to this +house.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Trying to laugh again</i>]</p> + +<p>Did I look so utterly miserable this morning that you +took pity on me? Was it the picture? Or did you think +I took too much trouble to see that Weldon laughed at +Mr. Lucas?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Frowning strangely</i>]</p> + +<p>No, it was not that.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>You seem to know something about him.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>About Lucas?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_100">[100]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Yes. You have kept him from going away. I am sure +that he wished to go.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>And I am sure that he intended to go. But I ventured +to put the matter in a different light, and he has agreed to +give New York another chance. New York, as I told him, +is not in all respects the worst place in the world.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing as before</i>]</p> + +<p>Weldon thinks it is. But I forgot to offer you a chair.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Takes the chair at the left of the table</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I don’t wonder that Auntie calls me all sorts of things.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Thank you.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>He puts his hands on the back of the chair at the left and looks at +her as if waiting for her to say more</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking up at him</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, he thinks New York is the very worst. And that, +I suppose, is one of the reasons why we are going to +Damascus.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She laughs again, nervously</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>Damascus?... Why Damascus?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_101">[101]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Heaven only knows. And I am stupid enough to like +New York. I like even the ferry whistles.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Should you care to stay here forever?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>No, I don’t say that. I want to go to Egypt sometime +and see the Sphynx. There are no sphynxes in New York.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>Are you sure of that?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She laughs</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>There are no ferry whistles in Damascus.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Why do you object to my going?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Why should I?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Why do you object to George Lucas’s going—west?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Because I have taken a particular interest in him.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Quickly</i>]</p> + +<p>I’m glad of that.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_102">[102]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a slight constraint</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>For I have known him all my life—and I like him.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>who has been looking from time to time at the portrait +over the piano, is now gazing at it with apparently unconscious +intentness</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Glancing over her shoulder</i>]</p> + +<p>Did you know <i>him</i>—my uncle?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at her and shaking his head</i>]</p> + +<p>I did not.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>My poor uncle Lovett was unfortunate, and I am glad +for his sake that he is dead. Does that sound hard?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Far from it. I have known such cases.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>He died in this room.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I am not superstitious.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>He drank himself to death.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I am not uncharitable.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>He was a good man.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_103">[103]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I have no doubt of it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Lucas is a good man.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Earnestly</i>]</p> + +<p>He <i>is</i> good. And I hope his meeting with you may prove +to be fortunate.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Steadily</i>]</p> + +<p>Lucas may prove to be the most fortunate of us all. +Don’t you think it would be well for at least one of us to +be fortunate, even if the others are not?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Half-frightened</i>]</p> + +<p>The others? You say such unexpected things.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Still with his hands on the back of the chair</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, the others. The others who are not going to be +fortunate.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a shrug</i>]</p> + +<p>You speak like a wizard. If you are trying to cast a +spell over me, you might as well let me know beforehand.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing thinly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>All good wizards should do that, I think.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_104">[104]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Firmly but rather sadly</i>]</p> + +<p>I should say that the spell had already been cast.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>But what manner of spell do you mean?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Nervously</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>There are spells and spells, I suppose. Aren’t there?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I might say the spell that compels you to take so much +apparent satisfaction in being insincere.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at him</i>]</p> + +<p>Insincere?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Nods slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>To yourself and to the others. To the others who are +not going to be fortunate.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Biting her lip</i>]</p> + +<p>Did you come to tell me this?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I came because I was called. You may be surprised, but +there is no reason why you should be offended.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a cold but artificial laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>Amused, you mean.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_105">[105]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Calmly and distinctly</i>]</p> + +<p>No, that is not what I mean. For you cannot possibly +find it amusing to know that you have the happiness of at +least three lives at your disposal.... Yes, in your +power.... Do you believe, really, that it would be +amusing to make three new contributions to the world’s +unhappiness—much of which, from any finite point of +view, is already unnecessary?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Her lips tightening</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t believe you realize what you are saying.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She rises</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>No, I don’t mean that you are to go.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She goes to the table and looks aimlessly at some objects that are +on it</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Will you tell me something?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Now at the right of the table, near the chair</i>]</p> + +<p>Willingly, if I can.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Toying with the broken paper cutter</i>]</p> + +<p>What did you say to Weldon Farnham about—about +this? And what did he say to you?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I asked him for one interview.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_106">[106]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>And where do you intend to go at the end of this—one +interview?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>My own way, wherever that may lie.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Very distinctly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You may never see me again, but you will kindly believe +me when I assure you that the situation before you is not—amusing.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With half-hearted authority</i>]</p> + +<p>Under ordinary conditions, you must see that I could +not listen any longer to what you are saying.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I understand you perfectly.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly, with a strange confidence</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I understand at the same time that these are not ordinary +conditions, and that you and I are not ordinary people.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a shrug</i>]</p> + +<p>I am beginning to think that we are not.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a reluctant smile</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Do you think we are so very important?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With his hands on the back of the chair</i>]</p> + +<p>Is anything important?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_107">[107]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>I wonder—sometimes. And I thought</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Rather feebly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>that you were a friend of Weldon Farnham’s.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>His best friend, so far as I know.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Does a man’s best friend try to....</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She stops as if frightened</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Yes.... If it is written so, yes.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As if compelled</i>]</p> + +<p>Do you mean—“destiny?”</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>You may give it whatever name you choose. May I +ask you another question?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>I suppose so.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With another shrug</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But you needn’t scare me.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_108">[108]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a melancholy smile</i>]</p> + +<p>That is the last thing that I could possibly wish to do. +What I have now to ask is this: Is it your unalterable will +to deprive three people, including yourself, of the happiness +that might as well be theirs?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Trying to laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>Why do you speak of my “will” and of your “destiny?” +Mayn’t I have a destiny as well as you?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at the portrait</i>]</p> + +<p>You have one undoubtedly. And I have one interview.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He stands as before with his hands on the back of the chair and +watches her while she examines various objects on the table</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Are you sure that you know what it would mean if you +were to make a mistake now?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She gives him a bewildered look that is meant to be resentful, but +he does not seem to notice it</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Are you sure that you are thinking of the years, and the +darkness, and the long roads that lie in the darkness—and +end there? Are such things important, or are they still—amusing?</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>stands looking vacantly at a picture post-card that is in +her hand and finally turns the card towards</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, +<i>speaking with a trace of injured and half-frightened humor +in her voice and eyes</i>]</p> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_109">[109]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Irrelevantly</i>]</p> + +<p>Did you ever see the Lion of Lucerne?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Suddenly inclined to laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>No.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>I thought you had seen everything.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Shaking his head slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>I haven’t. I have never seen you but once, until today.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing nervously</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t see what the Lion of Lucerne has to do with +your seeing me.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t see what the Lion of Lucerne has to do with any +of us.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He looks at the card and then at her, with the same melancholy +and inquiring smile</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I dare say that he has his good points.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Throwing down the card and putting her hands behind her</i>]</p> + +<p>I still think that I ought to be angry with you.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Ruefully</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Every nerve and fibre tells me so.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_110">[110]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>You are too healthy to have nerves and fibres. And +if you knew yourself better, you could not even think of +being angry with <i>me</i>.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With humor and self-assertion</i>]</p> + +<p>You are not an absolute mystery, and I know a great +deal about you, and about myself—that is, for a girl who +has never seen the Sphynx.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Taking up the card again and looking at it</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I’ll tell you something else that I know—something that +I’ve known for a long time.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He nods slowly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I have known for a long time that our ways,</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Quickly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Weldon’s way and mine, I mean,—have been leading us +just where you have said they are leading us—into the dark.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking down</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And I have always been afraid of the dark.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a shrug and a laugh</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I wonder whether your coming to make me tell you this +may not be “destiny” after all.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at her fixedly</i>]</p> + +<p>There can be no doubt about that.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>They stand looking at each other, she with her hands behind her, +and he with his hands on the back of the chair. After a pause +she turns quietly toward the door, where the maid is seen +standing</i>]</p> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_111">[111]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>THE MAID</p> + +<p>Mr. Mink would like to see you, Miss Villa.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Biting her lip to keep from laughing at</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn’s</span> <i>augmented +solemnity</i>]</p> + +<p>Tell him to come up, Jenny.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You don’t look as if you were going to be glad to see Otto. +You ought to be, for he is a very nice boy.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Forcing a smile</i>]</p> + +<p>So I have been told.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>enters briskly, with a book in his hand. Being a child of +nature he does not attempt to conceal his surprise at discovering</i> +<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>in the room</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Blankly</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh! How do you do?... I’m afraid I’m in the way.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>Of what, Otto? You foolish child, you are never in +the way.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Doubtfully</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t know about that. But I have come, anyhow, +as I said I would. And here, my adorable young lady, +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_112">[112]</span>is a copy of my latest abhorred twitterings. Does it look +wicked?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Taking the book and laughing at</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span>]</p> + +<p>It looks lovely. But why do you call it <i>Au Cinquième</i>? +You don’t live on the fifth floor.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Briskly</i>]</p> + +<p>That isn’t necessary. All you have to do is to shut +yourself up in almost any kind of place, have in a barrel +of mangoes, and let imagination do the rest.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>Mangoes?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Cheerfully</i>]</p> + +<p>Mangoes. The mango has the flavor of all the fruits. +If you eat a barrel of ’em, you will have the wisdom of all +the ages.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a grimace</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Unhappily, I didn’t eat my barrel quite fast enough, and +so I lost some of it.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>That was too bad.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at the book</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But I hope the critics will be good to <i>Au Cinquième</i>.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_113">[113]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Shaking his head sorrowfully</i>]</p> + +<p>They won’t.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Brightening</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Do you remember my last book—<i>Huîtres et Chablis</i>?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She nods and laughs</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Thank you for remembering it. Well,</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Putting his hands into his trousers pockets</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>one inky-fingered imbecile advised me to write one more +book as an antidote and to call it <i>Huile de Foie de Morue</i>, +or Cod-liver-oil,—that being his private idea of humor. +No, my dear young lady, Posterity is the only judge. +Sometime, therefore, when I am gone—sometime when you +are old and full of wrinkles—and rheumatism, if God +wills it so—some far-off winter evening, for example, when +you sit by the fire, with your cat in your lap,—say to yourself +that Mink, who was always delicate, once took you +out canoeing and contrived somehow to spill you into the +beautiful Hudson, and that you swam ashore.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>And nearly died laughing.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>Oh, very well. But I can assure you both</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>who has been listening rather wearily</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>that my neglected afflatus is of no manner of importance +when compared with a bit of history that occurred about +half an hour ago on Broadway, not far from Forty-second +Street. It will do no good for me to tell it, for neither of +you will believe it,—unless you believe in Noah’s Ark, and +such like.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_114">[114]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Quickly</i>]</p> + +<p>We do believe in Noah’s Ark, and you will please go on. +Sit down and tell us about it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She sits on the piano stool</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>I’d better not. I might not be able to get up again. +Well then, it’s about Phœbus—Old Hundred—Lucas.... +O Lord!</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a quick frown of inquiry</i>]</p> + +<p>Has anything happened to Lucas?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking from one to the other</i>]</p> + +<p>It isn’t easy to talk about.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Impatiently</i>]</p> + +<p>But tell me what you mean, Otto.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>I mean</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Folding his arms</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>that Old Hundred has refused a gin-rickey.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Forgetting herself</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh!... But after all, was that so very wonderful?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Her manner reveals her suppressed excitement</i>]</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_115">[115]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Innocently</i>]</p> + +<p>You speak as if you thought so.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>More naturally</i>]</p> + +<p>I spoke because I was glad. It was the only thing for +him to do, and I was afraid that he could never do it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Eagerly again</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Are you sure that he has done it, Otto,—or is this only +once?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a queer smile of reminiscence</i>]</p> + +<p>He has done it fast enough, if I know anything about +him.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>with sudden expansion</i>]</p> + +<p>You see, this friend of ours fills himself with fluid extract +of early death for certain years, and then, all of a sudden, +on Broadway, not far from Forty-second Street, he slaps +a fellow kindly on the shoulder and tells a fellow that he, +Phœbus, has been born again. That was it,—“born +again.”</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span>, <i>who has risen to her feet in her excitement</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>The man is illuminated, I tell you. There is something in +his eyes.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With tightening lips</i>]</p> + +<p>Let us hope it is not dust.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_116">[116]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Standing on his toes</i>]</p> + +<p>No, the dust is in <i>our</i> eyes, if anywhere. Or it was.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>gratefully</i>]</p> + +<p>Not in <i>yours</i>, at any rate.... And you have been the +cause of it all!</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>looks at</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>in amazement</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As before</i>]</p> + +<p>On the contrary, I don’t know that I have ever been the +cause of anything. But I agree with you in saying that +this was the only course for him to take, although I have +never shared your fear that he would not take it.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Still wondering</i>]</p> + +<p>But how did you know anything about him?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling faintly</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh, there are signs. Moreover, I permitted Farnham +to tell me as much as he would about Lucas’s early life.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>But he cannot possibly know much about it.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Thoughtfully</i>]</p> + +<p>He spoke, I think, of an eccentric father.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He glances at the portrait of</i> <span class="smcap">Lovett</span>]</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_117">[117]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Weldon was not here in those days and perhaps it was +as well that he was not,—for he might not have understood.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As if to correct herself</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I mean that men like Weldon find it hard to measure the +importance of things that happen in other people’s lives. +They can’t do otherwise, I suppose.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>All of which being granted, there still remains no room +for doubt as to Farnham’s friendliness towards Lucas.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Vexed</i>]</p> + +<p>I didn’t mean that. I don’t see how I came to speak +as I did.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Going to</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span>]</p> + +<p>I’m very much afraid that you must put <i>me</i> down as the +tender and innocent cause. Pardon my interruption, +and—beware the book.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After a somewhat bewildered pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Good afternoon.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As he is going</i>]</p> + +<p>Is there very much about Nineveh in it?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She laughs rather thinly</i>]</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_118">[118]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a grimace</i>]</p> + +<p>Nineveh occurs but twice, and Babylon has disappeared +entirely.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He bows with exaggerated deference and disappears</i>]</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>After</i> <span class="smcap">Otto’s</span> <i>departure there is a pause</i>. <span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>sits down in +the large chair at the left of the table, while</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>stands +looking at the portrait. Both have become very serious, and</i> +<span class="smcap">Villa’s</span> <i>voice and manner reveal more and more constraint +and emotion during the following scene</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Trying to smile</i>]</p> + +<p>What do you think of Otto, now?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Wasn’t it strange—what he told us about George?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Standing near his chair</i>]</p> + +<p>Was it any stranger than my coming to this house?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Embarrassed</i>]</p> + +<p>But your coming was different, and I knew just when to +expect you.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Did you know just <i>why</i> you were to expect me?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Well, no,—not quite.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_119">[119]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Were you a little offended at my request to see you?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>No.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>You must at least have thought it very unusual.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Possibly.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a faint smile</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But one looks for unusual things from you, somehow.... +But I shouldn’t have said that. I beg your pardon.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I am asking myself whether or not I should beg <i>your</i> +pardon.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Her voice trembling</i>]</p> + +<p>For telling me the truth?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>No; but for remaining here when you must be wishing +that I would go away.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>She pauses, rises quickly from her chair, and stands before him. +She can hardly control herself. He looks into her eyes and +then turns away</i>]</p> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_120">[120]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Almost beseeching him</i>]</p> + +<p>No, you must not do that! You must not go yet!... +I can’t let you go until I tell you something.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She moves back to her chair and sits down slowly</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Unhappily, but with dignity</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t wish you to tell me anything unless you are sure +that I should hear it; and I don’t wish to take advantage +of your perplexity—or of your unhappiness. You will +understand that, I am sure; and you will agree with me, +no doubt, when I say that my position has already become +rather—well, say strange, to use your own word.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With unconscious bitterness</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>It will serve as well as another.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Impulsively</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t care how strange it is, or how strange you are, +so long as I know that I can trust you. If you were not +strange, I might not have the courage to ask you to help +me.... I wonder if I ought to wait until I know you +better.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With deep feeling</i>]</p> + +<p>You will never know me better, and I shall be always +at your service.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_121">[121]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a bitter smile</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>“They also serve who only stand and wait.”</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Even the blind can serve, in their limited way.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Choking</i>]</p> + +<p>You must not say that again. You must not....</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>Her voice breaks completely. She throws herself forward, laying +her head and arms upon the table. Her whole body shakes, +as if the prisoned emotion of years were finally asserting itself.</i> +<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>stands with his hands on the back of his chair and +looks down at her with a great sorrow in his eyes. Finally he +turns from her to the part of the table that is near him and +absently picks up the pieces of ivory that</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>has broken</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Fitting the pieces together, and speaking with difficulty</i>]</p> + +<p>Then you are not going to Damascus, after all.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Villa’s</span> <i>body still shakes with her emotion, and she makes no sign +to show that she has heard him. He looks down at her as the +curtain falls</i>]</p> + + +<p class='center mt2'><span class="smcap">Curtain</span></p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> +<div class="chapter"> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_122"></a><a id="Page_123"></a>[123]</span></p> + + + <h2 class="nobreak" id="ACT_III"> + ACT III + </h2> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_124"></a><a id="Page_125"></a>[125]</span></p> + + +<p class='stage-direction'><span class="smcap">Farnham’s</span> <i>studio, a little after ten in the evening. When the +curtain rises the room is dark, save for the light of the fire +which is now burning in the grate.</i></p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>is lying stretched on the window seat. Presently he +gets up rather lazily, turns on the light, looks at his watch +and stands in the middle of the room with his hands thrust +deep into the pockets of a black velvet house coat. Apart +from this coat he is in evening dress. He moves about aimlessly, +yawns, and takes a cigar from the box on the table. +As he is lighting it, the bell rings. He remains motionless +for a little while, and a strange hard smile comes over his face. +Finally, with a shrug of his shoulders he goes to the door and +admits</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>who is dressed in ordinary business +clothes. His face wears a serious expression and he greets</i> +<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>with a kindly but somewhat uncanny smile. +Then he looks towards the portrait on the easel, which has +been moved back to its original place in Act I.</i></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Still smiling drily</i>]</p> + +<p>For such a demon of punctuality, it seems to me that +you are a bit late.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling as before</i>]</p> + +<p>Am I so insufferably punctual that I cannot have five +minutes’ grace?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He takes off his overcoat</i>]</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_126">[126]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Taking his coat and hat and putting them on the window seat</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh, no offence. You have made your own reputation.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>goes to the fire</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Are you cold?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>It’s rather cool outside.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a grin</i>]</p> + +<p>I noticed that when I came out of the subway. Aren’t +you going to sit down?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Presently.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Take your time about it. Have a cigar.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He holds out the box and smiles</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I’ll take one later, if you don’t mind.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>It’s a Pedro.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Not now.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Coaxingly</i>]</p> + +<p>Colorado.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>shakes his head and smiles patiently</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Very well. Pardon me if I appear to urge you.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_127">[127]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I can think of no one who should ask me to pardon him.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>You remind me of the noble Spaniard who had no +enemies because he had killed them all.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling faintly</i>]</p> + +<p>I have never killed anybody, to my knowledge. I may +once have had something to do with bringing a man back +to life again.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>That was good. Did he thank you for it?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>He didn’t say very much.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>They don’t as a rule, I believe. By the way,</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Grinning</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>when do you intend to tackle Old Hundred?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Frowning slightly</i>]</p> + +<p>I dined with Lucas this evening—if you mean Lucas.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Surprised</i>]</p> + +<p>Oho! You did?—Did he get drunk?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_128">[128]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>He did not.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Not too pleasantly</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh well, you needn’t be discouraged over that. There’ll +be time enough between now and midnight.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Distinctly</i>]</p> + +<p>There will be time enough between now and midnight +for more things than you may have considered.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Puzzled</i>]</p> + +<p>I have no doubt of it. But no matter about Lucas. +Tell me something more about your destiny.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>How <i>is</i> your destiny this evening, anyway?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Still standing by the fire</i>]</p> + +<p>My destiny is a very good destiny, but unfortunately +it has encountered one that is better.—Unfortunately for +myself I mean,—not in any sense for others.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Patronizingly</i>]</p> + +<p>You are a good fellow—altogether too good to be put +at a disadvantage. But this once—only this once, upon +my word—I can’t help repeating that I didn’t think much +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_129">[129]</span>of it. One interview, and all that sort of thing. You see, +it wasn’t quite in your line.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Well, how much am I to know?—and how soon am I to +know it?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Suppose you sit down in that chair.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Indicating the large chair</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>The consequent relaxation may be a good thing for you.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Thank you, I will.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He sits down and begins to drum with his fingers on the arms of +the chair</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Sitting down</i>]</p> + +<p>Now you look more comfortable.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Abruptly</i>]</p> + +<p>I told you, Farnham, that I thought Lucas and I might +possibly be of service to each other.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Wearily</i>]</p> + +<p>Can’t you forget Lucas for the rest of this evening? +Granting all his noble qualities—including his indefatigable +industry—I don’t yet understand that you came +here to talk about him.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_130">[130]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Earnestly</i>]</p> + +<p>Farnham, if you had known what you were asking, +you would never have asked me to forget Lucas this evening. +I may forget my name, and my age, and my way to +Forty-second Street, but I shall not be likely to forget +Lucas this evening.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You told me this morning, I believe, that you had had +enough of him for one day.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Puzzled and irritated</i>]</p> + +<p>Most assuredly I did, and I meant what I said. I’ll +be as glad as anybody if you can straighten him out, but +what the devil sense is there in harping on him from morn +till dewy eve? Why not let Lucas go for the present?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Becoming more incisive</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You started out this afternoon, I believe, to acquire some +very special information that doesn’t seem to be forthcoming.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly</i>]</p> + +<p>It will come.... And as for letting Lucas go—</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Throwing up his hands</i>]</p> + +<p>Good God!</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Calmly</i>]</p> + +<p>—letting Lucas go will be very difficult. In fact, it +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_131">[131]</span>will be out of the question. Instead of letting Lucas go, +I fear that we shall be under the necessity of letting Lucas +come.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Unpleasantly</i>]</p> + +<p>What are you talking about? I didn’t ask him to +come, did I?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>As before</i>]</p> + +<p>You did not, and <i>I</i> did not.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drumming with his fingers</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But he is coming all the same. I have no doubt that he has +been coming—through the ages.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing drily</i>]</p> + +<p>So that’s it. More of your infernal Destiny, I suppose.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Earnestly</i>]</p> + +<p>Whatever you do, Farnham, you had better wait a +while before you begin to find fault with Destiny. For I +should be inclined to say that you are going to be far more +fortunate than I am, or am ever likely to be.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He looks thoughtfully about the studio</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Oh, you needn’t try to smooth it over like that. I only +meant that I was looking forward to this evening for a +different kind of talk from this.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_132">[132]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Quietly</i>]</p> + +<p>You will have it yet.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Wearily</i>]</p> + +<p>With Lucas?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With deliberation</i>]</p> + +<p>Farnham, if I don’t give you certain information that +you have every reason to expect, it is because I don’t feel +that I am in a position to give it. But I will say,</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>at the risk of my life, that Lucas has been straightened out. +I don’t know just how I know it, but I know it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With another smile</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Your engaging friend Otto brought the news this afternoon—</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Casually</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>not long after Lucas left Mrs. Lovett’s house.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Rising and speaking sharply</i>]</p> + +<p>Lucas at Mrs Lovett’s house?... You are keeping +something back from me, and I should like very much to +know what it is.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Reluctantly</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, I am keeping something back. And I have something +else that I was requested, and finally persuaded, to +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_133">[133]</span>give to you this evening. I would rather not do it, but it +may be as well that I should.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With dry fervor</i>]</p> + +<p>I hope it will be something more tangible than what +you have been giving me.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Giving him a small object</i>]</p> + +<p>There it is.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After a stupefied pause</i>]</p> + +<p>Man alive, are you out of your senses? This is Villa +Vannevar’s ring. What the devil has been going on?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Sharply</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Why don’t you tell me?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Miss Vannevar will do that.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>scowls incredulously</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>She and Lucas have been together, at her special request, +since eight o’clock. Until she comes, please remember that +I am acting only as a messenger.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking from the ring to</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>]</p> + +<p>Are you all trying to make a fool of me? Are you the +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_134">[134]</span>friend that I have been trusting and praising all these +years?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a falling inflection</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I’d better build a cabin in the woods.... What does all +this insanity mean, anyhow? You can answer that question, +if you have a mind to, and you know it damned well.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Quietly</i>]</p> + +<p>Farnham.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You are going to have two more visitors this evening, and +they are nearly due. They are not going to stay, in all +probability, more than fifteen minutes. When they are +gone, you and I may have something more to say to each +other.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>That is altogether possible.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Rising</i>]</p> + +<p>And if I have been the indirect means of this sudden +change in the course of events, I wish you to know that I +believe, as I stand here, that events would have taken the +same course, though not quite so suddenly, if I had never +gone to Mrs. Lovett’s house this afternoon. I mean, you +understand, so far as events concern you personally. So be +a good fellow and try to keep a little of your old faith in +me.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Do you hear a motor coming?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_135">[135]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He takes out his watch and smiles wearily at</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>They are on time, if I was not.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>The bell rings.</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>admits</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Villa Vannevar</span>. +<span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>has more color in his face, and his eyes are brighter +than in the morning. He carries himself through the following +scene with far more dignity and ease than might be expected, +with now and then a facial suggestion of appreciative +humor. Of the two</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>is the more excited, but hers is the +excitement of determination rather than of embarrassment or +fear</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To the three, after rather formal greetings to</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span>]</p> + +<p>Well, I have the honor to report that I am still in the +dark.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a hard smile</i>]</p> + +<p>Won’t you all sit down?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>They remain standing</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Going to</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>and speaking with suppressed excitement</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh, but I am glad to hear you say that—that you are in +the dark.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He nods with condescension and she steps back a little</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I was afraid you didn’t know it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Weldon, do you know what it was doing to me? But you +don’t, because you can’t. I shall have to tell you what it +was doing. It was driving me mad.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily, with a glance at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p>Kindly go on.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_136">[136]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>It was killing me.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>nods again</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I know you are going to think some dreadful things about +me,—and say them too, I suppose.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Rapidly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But whatever you do or say, don’t ever forget that I am +the cause of all that’s happened this evening. I took the +matter into my own hands—just because I couldn’t wait. +And when my mind was once made up that I couldn’t +wait,—well, I couldn’t wait.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He nods again</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And I couldn’t see much need of spending days and nights +in talking about it.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a shrug, and another look at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p>Naturally not.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>who is standing near the fire</i>]</p> + +<p>And you</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Gratefully but rapidly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>—you remember what I told you when I got over that +foolish fit of crying. I told you that nothing could ever +make me change, and I asked you to help me. You told +me first that you would rather not, and you said something +that I didn’t hear about circumstances; but finally you +did agree to do a little—just because you could see that I +was so much in earnest—and that nothing could ever make +me change—and that I couldn’t wait.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>replies with a slow nod, and</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>grins at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> +<i>with sardonic incredulity</i>]</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_137">[137]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span>, <i>with a dry laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>Will you be so kind as to let me know what this thing +is or was,—you haven’t yet given it a name—that was +driving you mad, and killing you, and whatever else it +may have been doing? You don’t look to me like a dying +person, as you stand there now.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Impatiently</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh, you know what it was. It was our horribly false +position—pretending to care for each other when we +didn’t—I mean when we didn’t care enough.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Unpleasantly</i>]</p> + +<p>In that case, perhaps you will be good enough to tell +me what sort of position you would call this that we are +in now.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He looks at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Lucas, why do you stand there like that? Why don’t you +say something—if you have anything to say?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Quickly, looking from</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>to</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span>]</p> + +<p>He can’t speak yet, for I shan’t let him. I shan’t let +anybody speak until I have said what I have to say. No, +not one of you three can say a word until I tell you that +I have asked George Lucas to marry me.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>are almost equally surprised at this +announcement, though the latter quickly regains his usual +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_138">[138]</span>composure</i>. <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>looks at first as if he would like to get +away, but endures his unlooked-for prominence with an +Indian-like resignation</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>There!</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With her hands behind her back</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Now you may all speak at once, if you care to.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Going to</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span>, <i>after a pause, and taking one of her hands</i>]</p> + +<p>Villa, what is the matter with you this evening? Has +the moon driven you insane?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>, <i>sharply</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Lucas, why don’t you say something?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a dry cough</i>]</p> + +<p>You are quite right. The time has come for me to +speak.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Well, if the time has come for you to speak, why the +devil don’t you?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Calmly, but uncomfortably and with several oratorical pauses</i>]</p> + +<p>I am going to say something—and I don’t see how it is +going to take me very long to say it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With another cough</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Knowing—as I need hardly tell you now—that I could not, +in view of my past and present circumstances—presume to +ask of this lady the kind of question that she has taken +upon herself to ask of me—and this time without wholly +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_139">[139]</span>anticipating its immediate effect upon one’s nervous +organization,—well, I can only say that she has acted in +accordance with her own convictions in regard to the solution +of a rather difficult problem, and has thereby placed +me under excessive obligations—that she cannot expect +ever to be entirely fulfilled.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span>, <i>with a faint smile</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Whatever else you may wish me to say will be related, +with your permission, at another time.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With cold humor</i>]</p> + +<p>“She has acted in accordance with her own convictions +in regard to the solution of a rather difficult problem.”</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>drily</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>As she sees it, I suppose.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Is there more than one way to see it?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>I see it as a bit of impetuous farce.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Protesting violently</i>]</p> + +<p>No, don’t say impetuous. Say anything but that. Say +determined—ordained—premeditated—desperate—anything +but impetuous. I’ll not have anybody—not even +George—tell me that I was impetuous when I was only +sensible. You might as well call me—I don’t know what. +You might as well call me a fool.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_140">[140]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With reluctant humor</i>]</p> + +<p>Do you know, my dear young lady, that you are using +some rather positive language?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Still excited</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t care. I must use it, in order to make myself +understood.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p>Tell him, George, about the ring.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Satirically</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, George, let us hear about the ring.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>She means that the ring would have been returned to +you in any case.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>with fine irony</i>]</p> + +<p>And this is your work.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Distinctly</i>]</p> + +<p>No, my friend, you are mistaken. It is not the work of +any human being—in this room, or out of it.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Wearily</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh, the devil! I’ve heard all that before.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>shrugs his shoulders and looks at the fire</i>]</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_141">[141]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Earnestly</i>]</p> + +<p>Weldon, let me tell you again what I told you when I +came in.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With intensity</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>It was killing me. It was driving me mad.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Throwing up his hands</i>]</p> + +<p>For heaven’s sake, are you going to drag that nonsense +in again?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>It meant the torture of our two lives.... The ruin of +them, for all we know.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a careless absence of emotion</i>]</p> + +<p>Lives are not so easily ruined as all that. If they were, +some of us would be ruined before we were born.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a faint smile</i>]</p> + +<p>Some of us are, Farnham.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>with hesitation</i>]</p> + +<p>Don’t you think that you have contributed about enough +to the needless absurdity and injustice of all this....</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Quickly</i>]</p> + +<p>No, you must not say that to him. It was I who did +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_142">[142]</span>this, and it was I who insisted that it should be done tonight. +If your best friend had not helped me, I should +have done it sooner or later without him.... Now will +you let me go on from where I was when you interrupted +me?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With evident admiration</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, if you remember where that was.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With animation</i>]</p> + +<p>It was where I was going to say something more about +George.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>looks at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>, <i>who is looking at the bust of Shakespeare</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Weldon, there are certain people in this world who are +made for each other. You may laugh at me for saying +so—I know it isn’t very original—but I believe it to be +true, and that makes it just the same as if it <i>were</i> true. +Well then, I believe that George Lucas and I have belonged +to each other since the beginning of our lives, and +I have known it ever since I can remember. I knew him +long before I knew you, and I know more about him than +you have ever known or ever can know;</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>looks again at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>and once, when I was so scared and happy that I didn’t +know what to do—this was ages ago—I told Auntie all +about it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With comical directness</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Auntie didn’t like—his father.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_143">[143]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With venomous humor</i>]</p> + +<p>And what did Auntie say?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a shrug and a rueful laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh dear! If I were to try to tell you what she said, I +shouldn’t know how to begin or where to end. It doesn’t +make so much difference what Auntie said, so long as she +said—what she said.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With unconscious humor, looking down</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>She didn’t like George’s father.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Grinning at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p>Did she like George?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>George doesn’t seem to have anything more to say.</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With dry emphasis</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, George has one thing more to say. He has to say +that he has not yet accepted the lady’s offer.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Scowling</i>]</p> + +<p>Then why are you here?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p>To do so in your presence—now that you understand +the situation.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_144">[144]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>But I don’t understand the situation—except in the +vaguest kind of way.... I knew about it in that way +before.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Still standing by the fire</i>]</p> + +<p>Farnham, I don’t like to interrupt you.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Oh—you don’t....</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>But why debate the inevitable? It will do no manner of +good, and it will be likely, as Miss Vannevar has already +implied, to take up a great deal of time.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p>Have you been coaching them?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>makes a gesture of resigned protest, but says nothing</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Well, you haven’t told me what you said to Lucas during +dinner.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I told Lucas that Miss Vannevar wished very much to +see him as soon as possible after eight o’clock.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Was that all?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Substantially, yes.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_145">[145]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Mightn’t that leave a pretty wide margin for conjecture?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>It might, but it doesn’t. Please remember that when I +told you of my interest in Lucas, I was not anticipating +the developments that have transpired.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Unwilling to let the subject go</i>]</p> + +<p>But you are the cause of these developments, for all +that. What did you say to Villa after Otto went away?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a slight weariness</i>]</p> + +<p>I didn’t find a great deal to say. I told her pretty much +what I have told you,—that Lucas and I were going to be +of service to each other, and that I had complete confidence +in him. Please do not ask me to go any further into details—just +now.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a friendly smile</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>My dear Farnham, if you were to form at your time of +life the fatal habit of clinging to ruins, and of refusing to +accept what has irrevocably taken place, there is no +knowing what might happen to you—and to your art.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Do you remember that you used to call yourself a +friend of mine?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He speaks half-heartedly, and seems to regret having spoken</i>]</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_146">[146]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Distinctly</i>]</p> + +<p>I was never in my life more convinced of my complete +loyalty to you, or of your complete faith in me. I was not +expecting to say so this evening, unless to you alone, but +never mind that now.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Rather ruefully</i>]</p> + +<p>I suppose that’s your fantastic, esoteric, oriental way +of telling a fellow that he has said something foolish. I +don’t say it’s a bad way, you understand—</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He stops, and has another look at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>, <i>who smiles in approval</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Going to</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>and putting her hands on his arms</i>]</p> + +<p>You needn’t try to be angry any longer, for I can see by +the look in your eyes that you can’t.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Shaking him a little and beginning to laugh</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>You ought not to be angry, for you are so glad to get rid +of me that you don’t know what to do with yourself. +You may tell me that I ought not to say so, but you can’t +put the words back into my mouth—’cause I’ve got my +teeth together.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She shows her teeth and laughs at him</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Taking her hands and smiling</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t remember having said that I was angry.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He pushes her away gently</i>]</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_147">[147]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Putting her hands behind her and laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>There was no need of your <i>saying</i> it.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p>Then that must have been the reason why I didn’t say +it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But don’t you think that I had just the slightest conceivable +reason for being—for being a trifle annoyed, we’ll say?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With feline demureness</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, I rather suppose you did.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking at him brightly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But it’s all over now, <i>isn’t</i> it?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Trying not to laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>And so you find your escape from me a very simple +matter.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With mild sarcasm</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>It seems to be one of the prerogatives of womankind to +discover now and then that some problems <i>are</i> very simple.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She looks at</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>, <i>then for a longer time at</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>who still +remains by the fire, and finally at</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>again</i>]</p> + +<p>And that others are very difficult.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>glances at</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>who stands looking at the burning +coals. There is a pause, which is broken by the ringing +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_148">[148]</span>of the bell.</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>admits</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span>, <i>who stands for a time +in meek bewilderment after looking from one to the other</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>I—I saw the light, and so I came over—from Petherick’s.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily amused</i>]</p> + +<p>Of course you did, Otto. That was the right thing for +you to do. We have all seen the light, even if we haven’t +all come over from Petherick’s.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Patting his shoulder</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Now take a look around you, little friend, and tell us what +you see besides the light.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking from</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>to</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span>]</p> + +<p>Oh—good evening.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He plays with his hat</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I saw the light, and so I came over.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Did you see the light, Phœbus, and did you come over?</p> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Avoiding over-confidence</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, Otto, I may be said to have seen the light, and to +have come over—though not from Petherick’s.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a long sigh</i>]</p> + +<p>That’s illuminating, and I thank you kindly.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_149">[149]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He looks at</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>who smiles and nods</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Good evening.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span>]</p> + +<p>Are you sure that I’m not in the way?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He makes a puzzled grimace and looks at</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span>, <i>who grins</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing nervously</i>]</p> + +<p>We are sure of one thing, Otto, and that is that you are +not very cordial with your old friends. Aren’t you going +to congratulate me on my engagement to George Lucas? +We are going to be married—sometime.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After a stupefied pause</i>]</p> + +<p>Are you?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He looks again from one to another, and finally addresses</i> <span class="smcap">Van +Zorn</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I knew this afternoon that something was going to happen. +Of course it was none of my business, but you—you understand +me, I’m sure.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He wipes his forehead with his handkerchief</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With lingering sarcasm</i>]</p> + +<p>We understand you, Otto. You saw the light and you +came over. Everything has been explained, and we are +all going to try to be happy.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking again from one to another, and beginning to beam</i>]</p> + +<p>Do you know, Farnham, that I—that I rather like this?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_150">[150]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>I’m glad to hear you say so, Otto. We study to please.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>who appears to be mildly amused</i>]</p> + +<p>Do <i>you</i> like this?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>It has my unqualified approval. In addition, it was +undoubtedly inevitable.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With an air of discovery</i>]</p> + +<p>Doesn’t that make it all the better?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>I am sure that you have every reason to congratulate +your friends on their mutual good fortune.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After shaking hands, rather suddenly, with</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p>Farnham, old man, the more I think of this, the better +I like it. There’s a—there’s a kind of destiny about it.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Patting Otto’s shoulder</i>]</p> + +<p>Otto, we can always look to you for the right word.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Wearily, with a mild trace of venom</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I’ve been trying to think of that word “destiny” all the +evening.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_151">[151]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Giving</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>her hand</i>]</p> + +<p>And I have been trying to think of something more to +say to <i>you</i>, Weldon, but somehow I can’t just now. So I +think George had better take me home. And then, I suppose +I’ll have a talk with....</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She sighs</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With an unfeeling grin</i>]</p> + +<p>With Auntie?</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p>Yes, with Auntie.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She breaks into childish laughter</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Poor Auntie!</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, good night. I won’t say good-bye, for that would +be too solemn.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Holding her hand</i>]</p> + +<p>Good night. And I hope you will be very happy.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Shaking hands with</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Good night, George,—and my congratulations. You will +excuse me if I don’t make a speech.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>who comes forward</i>]</p> + +<p>Good night.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>She gives him her hand and looks at him as if a little frightened</i>]</p> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_152">[152]</span></p> + + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Holding her hand</i>]</p> + +<p>Good night.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>They look into each other’s eyes for some time. She leaves him +slowly and moves towards the door. He returns to his former +place by the fire, after speaking with</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>While</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>is shaking hands with</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>]</p> + +<p>Good night, Otto.</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Still bewildered</i>]</p> + +<p>Good night. I don’t think I’ll make a speech either. +On the contrary I may as well go home to my mousy +garret, light my guttering candle, and work away for a +while at my popular song.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>But you never told me that you were writing a popular +song. How does it go, and what is it about?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Solemnly</i>]</p> + +<p>It’s a sad story, and it doesn’t go very fast.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Doubtfully</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And it may not be altogether appropriate to the present +auspicious occasion.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh, yes it is—perfectly. How does it go, Otto?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_153">[153]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Scratching his ear thoughtfully</i>]</p> + +<p>I’ve only got four lines of it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He appears to be reading them from the inside of his hat</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Shaking him</i>]</p> + +<p>But how do they go?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p>They go like this:</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He repeats the following lines with comical solemnity, punctuating +them with sharp pauses</i>]</p> + +<div class="poetry-container"> + <div class="poetry"> + <div class="stanza"> + <div class="verse indent0">Oh, long shall we remember the dark days that followed then,</div> + <div class="verse indent2">And how our faith in truth and honor sank;</div> + <div class="verse indent0">For we knew the dear old home would never be the same again,</div> + <div class="verse indent2">When Father robbed the baby’s little bank.</div> + </div> + </div> +</div> + +<p class='character'>LUCAS</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>Can you keep it up to that level, Otto?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Scratching his ear</i>]</p> + +<p>I think so.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With owlish innocence</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But of course you understand that there’s nothing prophetic +about it—nothing personal. I wouldn’t have any +words of mine cast a shadow on this propitious hour—no, +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_154">[154]</span>not even if my friend Farnham were to give me a small +potion of his Double X Rattlesnake Rye over yonder.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He nods towards the bust of Shakespeare</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I’m delicate, and I may not be with you very long.</p> + +<p class='character'>VILLA</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span>, <i>laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>Before you give it to him, I think it will be safer for me +to go away. Good night again.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>goes with</i> <span class="smcap">Villa</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Lucas</span> <i>to the vestibule, closing +the door slowly and thoughtfully as he returns</i>. <span class="smcap">Otto</span>, <i>in +the meantime, has gone to the cabinet, from the depths of which +he has produced a bottle of whiskey</i>. <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>, <i>standing +by the fire, watches</i> <span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>with a look of abstracted amusement</i>.]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Returning</i>]</p> + +<p>Well, Otto, you seem to be in a romantic frame of mind +this evening. You aren’t unhappy, are you?</p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Wiping his lips</i>]</p> + +<p>No, I don’t complain.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Patronizingly, to</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span>]</p> + +<p>Otto never complains. He eats his crust at sunset, and +he drains his cup of bitterness without so much as making +a face. Don’t you, Otto?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_155">[155]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>OTTO</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Moving towards the door</i>]</p> + +<p>Don’t ask me to talk this evening. You have shaken +me up, and I’m delicate. I may be on my way to eminence, +or I may be merely another case of the gods seeing otherwise. +In either event, it will be all right, for the universe +will take care of us all. Throw on my grave a flower. +Fare you well, gentlemen both, and peace be with you.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Otto</span> <i>lays his hand on his heart, bows deferentially, and disappears +slowly and silently</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Smiling faintly</i>]</p> + +<p>You must not undervalue that youth, Farnham.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Opening the cigar box</i>]</p> + +<p>I shall never again undervalue anything that has a +destiny.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Holding out the box</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Here—have a cigar. And for God’s sake have it this time +or you’ll make me peevish.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Thank you.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He takes a match from Farnham and lights his cigar</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Lighting his cigar</i>]</p> + +<p>I suppose Otto has a destiny, hasn’t he?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_156">[156]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p>I suppose he has.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Giving him a queer look</i>]</p> + +<p>And what about Lucas—and <i>his</i> destiny?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He sits down and invites</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>to take the large chair as +before</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Calmly</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t know that I pretend to be a prophet,</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>grins</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>but I should venture to say that Lucas’s destiny will not +be altogether a bad one. Being human and not a fool, he +must in the nature of things have ambitions that he will +never realize. On the other hand, he will have a great deal +of happiness, I believe.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking earnestly at</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But neither he nor I can have what <i>you</i> are going to have.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>begins to beam with approval and anticipation</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I won’t say that you have it already</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He glances toward the picture and scowls</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>—for that might not be good for you ... and it might not +be true.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Affecting modesty</i>]</p> + +<p>You may be within a gunshot of being right, but this +day’s work doesn’t seem to be very promising—that is, +to the uninitiated.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_157">[157]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Clasping his knee</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>I suppose, however, that <i>you</i> feel a great deal better.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Why do you say that?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>After what you have done?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a frown</i>]</p> + +<p>I have done nothing. I thought that was understood.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing a little</i>]</p> + +<p>Oh yes, you have, in spite of your cosmic modesty. +Haven’t you cleared the air? Haven’t you raised the +curtain?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Apparently after some hesitation</i>]</p> + +<p>Would you talk like that, Farnham, if you knew me a +little better ... if you knew, as I know, what I have lost?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a trace of his old manner</i>]</p> + +<p>We have things before we lose them. That’s old, I know; +but I believe it’s true.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>More earnestly</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, Farnham, it is quite true. And it is most distinctly +what I have had that I have now lost.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_158">[158]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Puzzled</i>]</p> + +<p>Go on. You are talking; I’m only listening.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Very distinctly</i>]</p> + +<p>What is your notion of the best thing for a man to do +when he has lost his belief that he has something to live +for?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pretending not to understand</i>]</p> + +<p>Why, that’s easy. Find something new to live for.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Getting up and speaking as if half to himself</i>]</p> + +<p>There may be a certain amount of wisdom in that. And +yet you do not wholly understand me.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With unconscious emphasis</i>]</p> + +<p>And who the devil does?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking steadily at</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span>]</p> + +<p>Do you know what it is, Farnham, that I am facing?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a forced laugh</i>]</p> + +<p>You are facing <i>me</i>, for the moment. I’m not much to +be facing, I grant you; but you might have to face something +worse.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_159">[159]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a glance at the picture</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>The deadliest thing about me, at present, seems to be my +ability to paint pictures like that one over there.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Becoming more and more serious</i>]</p> + +<p>I seem to be facing you, Farnham, but the truth is that +I am facing myself. Whichever way I look now, I look +forward into a thousand mirrors; and I see myself—only +myself—Van Zorn. If I had one talent, I should see that; +and I should thank God for it. But it isn’t there. There +is nothing there but—Van Zorn.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He smokes for a time in thought</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Farnham, do you wonder that there are people in this world +who howl about property?... Yes; my property, if +you like.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p>Good! That sounds as if the yeast were beginning to +work. You needn’t worry; you’ll find something to live +for.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Getting up and stretching himself comfortably</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Why don’t you begin by tearing down a row of rotten +tenements—just for the fun of it—and putting up some +thing—oh, something sanitary and ornamental? Then +the tired father could come home and cleanse his honest +hide in a white enameled bath-tub—only of course he +wouldn’t,—and after dinner the entire family could sit +around a gilded radiator and sing songs by the most +eminent composers, as Otto would say, of their native +land.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_160">[160]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Laughing</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Hear me, Norma, but don’t excite yourself. You are still +young, and there’s going to be no end of time.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With a dutiful smile</i>]</p> + +<p>There is something in what you say.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With easy patronage</i>]</p> + +<p>You bet there is. And then there is always this “business” +of yours: “Van Zorn and Lucas, the eminent +comedians.” Don’t you see <i>that</i>, when you look forward +into your thousand mirrors?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Looking down</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, I see it. The business will succeed.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>To be sure.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Becoming over-confident</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>Van Zorn, from whom all blessings flow, do you realize +that we are beaten by Old Hundred?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Gravely</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t like your word—beaten.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Piqued but persistent</i>]</p> + +<p>Neither do I,—but I didn’t invent it, and I won’t say it +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_161">[161]</span>again. But I should like to ask you one question. When +you came in this evening, you said something about your +destiny being a very good destiny; and you said, also, that +it had encountered—I think that was your word—one +that was better. Now, if I have a right to ask the question, +I wish you would be good enough to tell me what the devil +Lucas was doing this afternoon at Mrs. Lovett’s.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>He came to tell Miss Vannevar that he was going +west, and to say good-bye.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>Going west—eh?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Excited but satirical</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>And if you hadn’t kept Lucas from going west—whatever +that means—I suppose you would have been contented +for all time with your—your one interview.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>After some deliberation</i>]</p> + +<p>If Lucas had gone—west,—you would still have recovered +your ring.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>They look at each other until Farnham shrugs his shoulders and +looks at the floor</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>When Lucas changed his mind about going, he was not +in any manner influenced by the ring or by the person who +wore it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Pause</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But why say more about that?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_162">[162]</span></p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>His last words come rather thickly; he moves away and finally +remains standing before the picture</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>By the way, Farnham, what are you going to do with +this picture?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p>You speak as if you wanted it yourself.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p>Will you give it to me?</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He is evidently in earnest</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Cynically</i>]</p> + +<p>Yes, take it. Take everything in sight.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Thoughtfully</i>]</p> + +<p>I could almost believe that this picture was painted for +me—without your knowledge.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Drily</i>]</p> + +<p>More destiny?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Taking a small knife from his pocket</i>]</p> + +<p>I don’t know what else to call it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>He begins to cut the head and shoulders from the canvas</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Going quickly towards him</i>]</p> + +<p>Here! What do you think you are doing?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_163">[163]</span></p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Cutting diligently</i>]</p> + +<p>I am getting rid of one of the most insincere</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Cuts</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>and exasperating</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Cuts</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>bits of charlatanry</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Cuts</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>that man’s eyes have ever looked on. I am doing it partly +for the good of your artistic conscience, and partly for +reasons of my own.</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Unable to protest</i>]</p> + +<p>All right, the thing is yours.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>With cynical observation</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>But I suppose you know that you are disintegrating +twenty-five hundred dollars worth of high art?</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Throwing the piece of canvas into the fire</i>]</p> + +<p>Is that your figure?</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p>For the present, yes. And therefore it seems to me that +your eccentric little ingle-flame over there is just a bit +extravagant.</p> + +<p class='character'>VAN ZORN</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Punching the burning canvas with the poker</i>]</p> + +<p>I shouldn’t worry about that if I were you. We are +living in an extravagant age.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_164">[164]</span></p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<i>He puts away the poker and stands watching the fire. At length +he turns to</i> <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> <i>and speaks with a subdued intensity +and a new emphasis</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>It is your age, Farnham, and you had better not play with +it.</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Slowly</i>]</p> + +<p class='no-indent'>If I were you, I should try to meet it half way.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>throws his cigar into the fire and stands looking at +the smouldering canvas, holding his hands behind him</i>. <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> +<i>goes toward him slowly, holds out his hand and looks +for a moment into</i> <span class="smcap">Van Zorn’s</span> <i>eyes</i>. <span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>takes +his hand, lets it go, and continues to look down into the fire</i>]</p> + +<p class='character'>FARNHAM</p> + +<p class='center'>[<i>Embarrassed and with evident regret</i>]</p> + +<p>I’m sorry, old fellow, but I didn’t quite ... I didn’t +realize that you were quite so much in earnest.</p> + +<p class='stage-direction'>[<span class="smcap">Van Zorn</span> <i>makes no reply, but remains looking at the fire</i>. <span class="smcap">Farnham</span> +<i>sits down on the edge of the window seat and looks +thoughtfully at the floor before him. Finally he looks again +at Van Zorn, and a slow incredulous smile comes over his +face. 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In this book are presented +a number of Mr. Lindsay’s most daring experiments, that is to say they +<i>were</i> experiments when they were first tried; they have been more than +justified by their reception. It is believed that the volume will be one +of the most discussed of all the year’s output.</p> + + +<p class='b fs150 no-indent mt2'>Borderlands and Thoroughfares</p> + +<p class='hang3 mt1'><span class="smcap">By Wilfrid Wilson Gibson</span>, Author of “Daily Bread,” +“Fires,” “Womenkind,” etc. Cloth, 12mo. $1.25 +net.</p> + +<p class='hang2 mt1 fs80'>With the publication of <i>Daily Bread</i> Mr. Gibson was hailed as a new poet +of the people. <i>Fires</i>, his later volume, confirmed the impression that +here was a man whose writing was close to real life, a man in whom were +combined a sympathy and appreciation of humankind with a rare lyrical +genius. This present book continues the work which Mr. Gibson can +do so well. In it are brought together three plays and a number of +short lyrics which reveal again his very decided talent. It is a collection +which should indeed gratify those students of modern verse who are +looking to such men as Gibson and Masefield for permanent and representative +contributions to literature.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_171">[171]</span></p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> +<div class="chapter"> + +<p class='center fs120 u'> + A LIST OF PLAYS + </p> +</div> + + +<table class="autotable mt1"> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Leonid Andreyev’s</b> Anathema +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +$1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Clyde Fitch’s</b> The Climbers +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +.75 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Girl with the Green Eyes</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Her Own Way</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +.75 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Stubbornness of Geraldine</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +.75 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">The Truth</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +.75 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Thomas Hardy’s</b> The Dynasts. 3 Parts. Each +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.50 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Henry Arthur Jones’s</b> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> + +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Whitewashing of Julia</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +.75 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Saints and Sinners</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +.75 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">The Crusaders</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +.75 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Michael and His Lost Angel</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +.75 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> + +</td> +<td class="tdr"> + +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Jack London’s</b> Scorn of Women +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Theft</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> + +</td> +<td class="tdr"> + +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Mackaye’s</b> Jean D’Arc +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Sappho and Phaon</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Fenris the Wolf</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Mater</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Canterbury Pilgrims</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">The Scarecrow</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">A Garland to Sylvia</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>John Masefield’s</b> The Tragedy of Pompey +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>William Vaughn Moody’s</b> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> + +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">The Faith Healer</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Stephen Phillips’s</b> Ulysses +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">The Sin of David</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Nero</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Pietro of Siena</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.00 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Phillips and Carr.</b> Faust +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Edward Sheldon’s</b> The Nigger +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Romance</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Katrina Trask’s</b> In the Vanguard +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Rabindranath Tagore’s</b> The Post Office +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.00 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Chitra</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.00 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">The King of the Dark Chamber</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Robinson, Edwin A.</b> Van Zorn +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Sarah King Wiley’s</b> Coming of Philibert +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Alcestis</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +.75 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Yeats’s</b> Poems and Plays, Vol. II, Revised Edition +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +2.00 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Hour Glass (and others)</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">The Green Helmet and Other Poems</span> +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.25 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Yeats and Lady Gregory’s</b> Unicorn from the Stars +</td> +<td class="tdr"> +1.50 net +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td class="tdl"> +<b>Israel Zangwill’s</b> The Melting Pot. 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