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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78703 ***
+
+
+
+
+ Translator’s Error
+
+ by Charles Dye
+
+
+
+
+ It was a perfectly natural mistake for men to make....
+
+[Illustration: The mural extended the full length of the hall,
+depicting scenes of the old Martian civilization....]
+
+
+
+
+Richard Potterboy was a beefy man with a big red face like an old-time
+politican’s; he looked like an elephant beside the little man with the
+telescopic spectacles sitting next to him. They both arose as Grisby
+walked in.
+
+Potterboy’s face grew a shade redder as he glanced menacingly at his
+watch. “Good Lord, Grisby, where do you think you’re at? Vacationing
+back on earth? We’ve been waiting here nearly an hour for you!” He
+wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. His uppers didn’t fit well
+and he was inclined to sputter.
+
+Before Grisby could reply, Potterboy was introducing him to the little
+man with the powerful glasses. “Philip Grisby, Mr. Theodore McGinnis,
+newly-appointed historian of the Martian Rehabilitation Project.”
+
+Grisby gravely shook McGinnis’ limp hand, still saying nothing.
+
+“Well, shall we go to your office?” Potterboy suggested impatiently.
+“You might also have coffee sent in. This was McGinnis’ first trip into
+space; and after two weeks, I’m sure he’ll enjoy drinking out of a
+plain, old-fashioned cup again!” The Administrator, slapping McGinnis
+on the back, chuckled at his own hearty humor.
+
+“Coffee, Halstead,” Grisby shouted as they walked from reception into
+office.
+
+Potterboy lighted a huge cigar, while they all sat around in strained
+silence until the secretary entered and left the coffee.
+
+“Now,” Potterboy said, puffing furiously on his cigar--but he didn’t
+finish. For the first time, he noticed how ill and dejected Grisby
+looked.
+
+In spite of being a back-slapping extrovert, he was completely
+disconcerted. After years of setbacks, things had seemed to be going so
+well the last time he was here.
+
+Grisby, who was known as an optimist, moistened his lips and ran a
+shaky hand through his thinning hair. “For a historian, Mr. McGinnis,
+you have come at a most historic moment. The Martian Project has just
+failed!”
+
+Except for McGinnis taking notes, there was dead silence. Potterboy
+felt suddenly ill. His cigar tasted like old rope. He wondered what he
+was going to tell the government in order to justify the billions sunk
+into this, as well as other planetary rehabilitation projects. To build
+the solar-system into one of the finest in the galaxy, had originally
+been his idea; and, for any failures, he would certainly be to blame.
+
+“Let’s have the details,” Potterboy said in a weak voice.
+
+“There’s nothing much to tell,” said Grisby, smiling wanly. “Just
+before you landed, both polar furnaces melted through the ice and sank
+into God knows where.”
+
+Potterboy looked aghast. “But how? I thought they were designed to
+float, once the polar caps began to melt?”
+
+“So did I, but they didn’t. I can’t offer any explanation. They just
+didn’t!”
+
+For the first time, McGinnis opened his mouth and said in a dry voice,
+“I take it, then, that this was the last try to get water into the
+canals?”
+
+“The last try,” Grisby and Potterboy both said, staring down into their
+cups of coffee.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+For awhile, no one said anything. Then, Grisby, more to himself than to
+the others, “If only something could have been done about those damned
+Blotting Pads! They, alone, have apparently ruined Mars; and caused the
+only intelligent life-form to atrophy into the cone-shaped things you
+see occasionally writhing in the sand.”
+
+McGinnis cleared his throat. “Is it true that no one has been able to
+capture and analyze a Blotting Pad?”
+
+“They’ve been captured, but the minute they are, they crumble to dust;
+and any liquid or moisture absorbed, remains in the form of a gooey
+tar--of which you see traces all over the planet.
+
+“The only way to keep liquids is to store them in containers lined with
+deuterium--heavy hydrogen, that being the one material through which
+they cannot absorb. Of course, at more than ten feet distance, they
+can’t absorb through anything. When we first arrived, every one thought
+they would have to walk around in deuterium lined armour; but, for some
+peculiar reason nobody has been able to figure out, they won’t absorb
+from men. The Blotting Pads, which resemble lichens only in the vaguest
+way, average two feet in diameter and can absorb up to a gallon of
+water, which, almost instantly, is excreted in the form of tar. That’s
+all that’s known about them. If you look out the window, McGinnis,
+you’ll see them floating and crawling all over the sand.”
+
+McGinnis crossed over to the window and stood watching the green,
+rubbery disks lying on the sand and hovering a few feet in the thin
+morning air. He and Potterboy had arrived before dawn and this was his
+first glimpse of them. “There must be millions of them,” he said.
+
+“Yes. How they breed we don’t know. To electrocute them is the only way
+to kill them. Radiation, poison, or shooting won’t work; and we can’t
+run around using atomics.”
+
+“Oh, well,” said Potterboy, breaking a long silence, “if the project to
+completely melt the polar ice had been successful, in probably no time,
+the Blotting Pads would have absorbed all the water in the canals, in
+spite of the electrocution angle.”
+
+Grisby sighed bitterly. “No, it would have worked. The Pads can’t
+absorb while floating, and the moment they came to rest within the ten
+foot area bordering either side of the canals, the high tension cables
+would have done the rest!”
+
+McGinnis was peering far to his left. “I take it those are the
+generating plants?”
+
+“They were the generators--I gave orders this morning to start
+dismantling operations.”
+
+“As I understand it,” McGinnis said, “the cables and plants are
+bordering only two of the canals?”
+
+“Yes, all subsidiary branches were blocked off from the two main
+arteries. Once the arteries became filled, and the Pads--we
+hoped--electrocuted, the other branches would have been opened;
+including the minor ones connecting directly with the polar caps.”
+
+“What do you say to taking McGinnis over to the ruins?” Potterboy
+asked. “Since I’m leaving tonight, and probably never visiting Mars
+again, I would like to gaze, cynically, on the business that started
+this whole damned white elephant project rolling!”
+
+“Since you’re going to be here for a year or two, McGinnis,” Grisby
+said, “you can wait and go out later, when you have more chronological
+data concerning the project?”
+
+“No, I might as well go out now. I’m feeling rather restless and
+depressed--I always do, at the end of some big dream like the Martian
+Project.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The administration buildings towered like mountains against the flat,
+two-dimensional sandiness of Syrtis Major. The three men in sun goggles
+and chemically cooled clothing looked like insects as they trudged
+across the reddish, iron-oxide nightmare. Heat waves rolled up into
+the pale sky like breakers from some gigantic ocean. Blottings Pads,
+resembling shiny, green fish, darted swiftly as they moved out of the
+pathway of the men.
+
+“We could have taken a jet out,” Grisby was saying, “but I wanted
+McGinnis to see the desert, Cones, and Pads first hand. Incidentally,
+there’s approximately one Pad to every twenty square feet of Mars. They
+slowly, but constantly, rotate counter-clockwise around the planet.
+That way, they all get a crack at what little water forms around the
+polar cap edges.”
+
+In spite of the intense heat, Potterboy had another cigar going, on
+which he would puff heavily before speaking. “Sabotage, of one sort or
+another, seems to be the only answer to these polar furnaces. The first
+two explode, and the second two sink! I can’t help feeling that someone
+doesn’t want Mars resurrected from its sandy grave.”
+
+“Yes,” Grisby said, with a sarcastic laugh, “the Blotting Pads don’t!
+But, then, I doubt if they know that they don’t. They’re completely
+unintelligent--just a couple of instincts in a rubbery bag, absorbing
+water and transmuting it into tar. And, as you know, Potterboy, all men
+and technicians were given a six month psycho before being allowed to
+work on the project; then carefully watched for any sign of dangerous
+neuroses.”
+
+For awhile, they walked along listening to the crunch of their feet on
+the sand, saying nothing. The ruins loomed steadily larger through the
+rippling heat waves.
+
+Finally, Grisby said, “There is one puzzling thing--not a single man in
+the eighteen years we’ve been here, has lost his life or met with an
+accident.”
+
+“How do you account for that?” McGinnis asked.
+
+“I don’t. Nor can anyone else. Our equipment seems to have been the
+only thing meeting with disasters.”
+
+“Well,” interrupted Potterboy, thinking of what he was going to have to
+say back on earth, “we’ll just have to put it down to not understanding
+the alien laws of chance, or the undetected forces working on Mars--if
+there are any? But, outside of the ruins, the sand, and the ice caps,
+the only two remaining things are the Pads and the Cones. The Pads run
+around absorbing water, and the Cones bake in the sand, occasionally
+sending up head-splitting telepathic squawks that no linguist can
+decipher or begin to comprehend. Establishing communication has proved
+impossible, in spite of their telepathic powers. And the only motion
+they appear capable of is sluggishly burrowing up and down in the sand.”
+
+“Yes, gentlemen,” Grisby said, gravely, “we’ve failed in resurrecting
+the one seemingly-intelligent life-form on Mars.”
+
+“How do you know they’re any more intelligent than the Pads?”
+questioned McGinnis.
+
+“Oh, well,” said Potterboy, “the ruins show, as you shall presently
+see, that they’ve developed telepathy. And they have tried
+communicating with us.”
+
+“Also,” Grisby added, “when the first party landed to establish a base,
+and started bringing water from the ships, the Cones set up shrill
+mental vibrations, attempting to warn us before the Blotting Pads could
+come within range and start absorbing.”
+
+As they came within a hundred yards of the ruins, McGinnis halted. “Are
+these the ruins? Just two metal walls?”
+
+“The only bit of Martian culture left on the whole planet,” Potterboy
+said, lighting another cigar. How he stood them in the heat, was beyond
+both Grisby and McGinnis. But, then, the government official was
+eccentric in many ways.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In another five minutes, McGinnis was touching the strange, glassy
+surface of one of the walls; both of which, ran parallel to one another
+and towered twenty-five feet into the air.
+
+Grisby, noticing, said, “Another indication of how advanced the
+Martians were. We’ve tried everything, including atomics, on these
+walls in order to get a piece for analysis--no luck. We drilled down
+five thousand feet and couldn’t even find the bottom of either wall.
+
+“Step around to the inside here. This is where the chronological line
+drawings begin, as well as the hieroglyphics, which, I’m told, the
+archeologists have pretty well deciphered.”
+
+“We’ll have to skim rather rapidly,” Grisby continued, “in order to get
+back before our helmet and suit chemicals give out.”
+
+McGinnis peered myopically at the huge scene pictured on the wall. It
+showed several large cone-shaped creatures with long legs and arms,
+similar to those of a human. In place of heads, they had stalks on
+which a single eye rested, while, underneath, gaped what appeared to
+be a mouth. The Cones were standing near a wall which was in front of
+a city of fantastically complex architecture--yet, breath-takingly
+beautiful! The surrounding landscape was a jungle of weird, luxuriant
+foliage; trees and plants alike, towering hundreds of feet into the
+air--almost as high as the city itself. In, and around the picture’s
+foreground, several Blotting Pads were shown lying on, and hovering
+over the tall grass. The wall in the drawing had the same picture on it
+as the actual one McGinnis and the others were staring at. Underneath
+the scene, were several rows of complex hen-scratchings.
+
+“From the hieroglyphics and picture,” Grisby said, “one must
+conclude that this was the height of Martian culture. Hereafter, as
+we walk along, you’ll notice, not only the physical and cultural
+characteristics changing, but the sharp delineation of the murals
+themselves becoming vague and incomprehensible.”
+
+They walked down the long expanse of the first wall in silence;
+McGinnis with his note book, Potterboy, his cigar, and Grisby, his
+shattered dreams of turning the sandy grave of Mars into the once
+fertile paradise depicted in the first mural.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Each scene showed an increasing number of Blotting Pads, and a
+decreasing amount of foliage. Whole gardens were shown withering
+away; and huge cities being deserted, as the Pads increased, and the
+greenery and water disappeared. The last scene on the wall showed the
+fantastically beautiful city of the first mural, crumbling to dust with
+Blotting Pads resting on the sandy waste they had created around it.
+
+The second wall showed the elongated legs and arms of the Cones,
+shrivelling and withering. Later, the stalk with eye and mouth
+vanished. Then the Cones began to shrink until they were only an eighth
+their original size. The final, comprehensible scene showed the Cones
+buried in sand with Blotting Pads all around them. Strange dotted
+and wavering lines--telepathic symbols--connected the apex of each
+Cone with that of its neighbor. After that, the remaining scenes fell
+sharply off into incomprehensibility, leaving the later portion of the
+wall completely blank.
+
+As the three men reached the second wall’s end, several Cones came into
+view, being grouped more closely than the thousands of others scattered
+willy-nilly over the planet.
+
+McGinnis stopped short. “So these are what they atrophied into from
+lack of water,” he said, sadly. Shifting his gaze, he glared bitterly
+at the Blotting Pads, covering most of the desert as far as the eye
+could see.
+
+Potterboy and Grisby followed suit, staring off into the approaching
+dusk at the one big stumbling block which had prevented them from
+resurrecting Mars.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The humans had left.
+
+All traces of their coming had been obliterated by the sea of restless
+sand, except one thing--a spherical deuterium water-container; which,
+during the windy season, would be buffeted about the planet this way
+and that, the law of averages occasionally causing it to crack into the
+timeless Martian wall. At such times, the Cones would philosophically
+contemplate it and the peculiar, yet likeable, creatures that had
+brought it.
+
+One Cone, who was considered a little strange by his brothers
+because he lacked the philosophic intensity for complete introverted
+contemplation, one day, broke the telepathic silence; a thing
+considered still stranger by his brothers, since it was thought very
+rude to disturb one another, except in times of extreme importance.
+
+_“A shame we could not communicate ... strain incurred destroying
+furnaces ... thousands of years to erase ...”_
+
+Weakened by many buffetings, the water sphere hit the wall for the
+last time. With a crack it split in half, splashing gallons of water
+far up the wall. The nearest Cones shrieked in telepathic unison as
+the Life-Destroyer splashed nearby! Almost immediately, directed by
+the urgency of their commands, their organic-robots--the Blotting
+Pads--were hurling themselves upon the death giving liquid!
+
+The Cones, at the height of their evolutionary ascent, one by one,
+returned to the contemplation of eternity. Once and for all time, the
+danger was past.
+
+
+
+
+Transcriber’s note:
+
+
+ This etext was produced from Dynamic Science Fiction, December 1952
+ (Vol. 1, No. 1.). Extensive research did not uncover any evidence
+ that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.
+
+ Obvious errors have been silently corrected in this version, but
+ minor inconsistencies have been retained as printed.
+
+*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78703 ***