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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Jackanapes, Daddy Darwin's Dovecot and
+Other Stories, by Juliana Horatio Ewing
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: Jackanapes, Daddy Darwin's Dovecot and Other Stories
+
+Author: Juliana Horatio Ewing
+
+Release Date: May 24, 2007 [EBook #7865]
+[This file was first posted in etext 05 as 8jckn10.txt on May 28, 2003
+and updated in April, 2005 ]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK JACKANAPES, DADDY DARWIN'S ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Juliet Sutherland, Tonya Allen, and the Online Distributed
+Proofreading Team.
+
+
+
+
+JACKANAPES
+
+DADDY DARWIN'S DOVECOT
+
+AND OTHER STORIES
+
+
+By
+
+JULIANA HORATIO EWING.
+
+
+with
+
+Illustrations
+
+
+By
+
+Randolph
+
+Caldecott
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ "If I might buffet for my love, or bound my horse for her
+ favors, I could lay on like a butcher, and sit like a
+ Jackanapes, never off!"
+
+ KING HENRY V, Act 5, Scene 2.
+
+
+
+
+JACKANAPES
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+
+
+ Last noon beheld them full of lusty life,
+ Last eve in Beauty's circle proudly gay,
+ The midnight brought the signal sound of strife,
+ The morn the marshalling in arms--the day
+ Battle's magnificently stern array!
+ The thunder clouds close o'er it, which when rent
+ The earth is covered thick with other clay,
+ Which her own clay shall cover, heaped and pent,
+ Rider and horse:--friend, foe,--in one red burial blent.
+
+ Their praise is hymn'd by loftier harps than mine:
+ Yet one would I select from that proud throng.
+ ----to thee, to thousands, of whom each
+ And one as all a ghastly gap did make
+ In his own kind and kindred, whom to teach
+ Forgetfuluess were mercy for their sake;
+ The Archangel's trump, not glory's, must awake
+ Those whom they thirst for.
+ --BYRON.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Two Donkeys and the Geese lived on the Green, and all other residents of
+any social standing lived in houses round it. The houses had no names.
+Everybody's address was, "The Green," but the Postman and the people of
+the place knew where each family lived. As to the rest of the world,
+what has one to do with the rest of the world, when he is safe at home
+on his own Goose Green? Moreover, if a stranger did come on any lawful
+business, he might ask his way at the shop.
+
+Most of the inhabitants were long-lived, early deaths (like that of the
+little Miss Jessamine) being exceptional; and most of the old people
+were proud of their age, especially the sexton, who would be ninety-nine
+come Martinmas, and whose father remembered a man who had carried
+arrows, as a boy, for the battle of Flodden Field. The Grey Goose and
+the big Miss Jessamine were the only elderly persons who kept their ages
+secret. Indeed, Miss Jessamine never mentioned any one's age, or
+recalled the exact year in which anything had happened. She said that
+she had been taught that it was bad manners to do so "in a mixed
+assembly."
+
+The Grey Goose also avoided dates, but this was partly because her
+brain, though intelligent, was not mathematical, and computation was
+beyond her. She never got farther than "last Michaelmas," "the
+Michaelmas before that," and "the Michaelmas before the Michaelmas
+before that." After this her head, which was small, became confused, and
+she said, "Ga, ga!" and changed the subject.
+
+But she remembered the little Miss Jessamine, the Miss Jessamine with
+the "conspicuous" hair. Her aunt, the big Miss Jessamine, said it was
+her only fault. The hair was clean, was abundant, was glossy, but do
+what you would with it, it never looked like other people's. And at
+church, after Saturday night's wash, it shone like the best brass fender
+after a Spring cleaning. In short, it was conspicuous, which does not
+become a young woman--especially in church.
+
+Those were worrying times altogether, and the Green was used for strange
+purposes. A political meeting was held on it with the village Cobbler in
+the chair, and a speaker who came by stage coach from the town, where
+they had wrecked the bakers' shops, and discussed the price of bread. He
+came a second time, by stage, but the people had heard something about
+him in the meanwhile, and they did not keep him on the Green. They took
+him to the pond and tried to make him swim, which he could not do, and
+the whole affair was very disturbing to all quiet and peaceable fowls.
+After which another man came, and preached sermons on the Green, and a
+great many people went to hear him; for those were "trying times," and
+folk ran hither and thither for comfort. And then what did they do but
+drill the ploughboys on the Green, to get them ready to fight the
+French, and teach them the goose-step! However, that came to an end at
+last, for Bony was sent to St. Helena, and the ploughboys were sent back
+to the plough.
+
+Everybody lived in fear of Bony in those days, especially the naughty
+children, who were kept in order during the day by threats of, "Bony
+shall have you," and who had nightmares about him in the dark. They
+thought he was an Ogre in a cocked hat. The Grey Goose thought he was a
+fox, and that all the men of England were going out in red coats to hunt
+him. It was no use to argue the point, for she had a very small head,
+and when one idea got into it there was no room for another.
+
+Besides, the Grey Goose never saw Bony, nor did the children, which
+rather spoilt the terror of him, so that the Black Captain became more
+effective as a Bogy with hardened offenders. The Grey Goose remembered
+_his_ coming to the place perfectly. What he came for she did not
+pretend to know. It was all part and parcel of the war and bad times. He
+was called the Black Captain, partly because of himself, and partly
+because of his wonderful black mare. Strange stories were afloat of how
+far and how fast that mare could go, when her master's hand was on her
+mane and he whispered in her ear. Indeed, some people thought we might
+reckon ourselves very lucky if we were not out of the frying-pan into
+the fire, and had not got a certain well-known Gentleman of the Road to
+protect us against the French. But that, of course, made him none the
+less useful to the Johnson's Nurse, when the little Miss Johnsons were
+naughty.
+
+"You leave off crying this minnit, Miss Jane, or I'll give you right
+away to that horrid wicked officer. Jemima! just look out o' the windy,
+if you please, and see if the Black Cap'n's a-coming with his horse to
+carry away Miss Jane."
+
+And there, sure enough, the Black Captain strode by, with his sword
+clattering as if it did not know whose head to cut off first. But he did
+not call for Miss Jane that time. He went on to the Green, where he came
+so suddenly upon the eldest Master Johnson, sitting in a puddle on
+purpose, in his new nankeen skeleton suit, that the young gentleman
+thought judgment had overtaken him at last, and abandoned himself to the
+howlings of despair. His howls were redoubled when he was clutched from
+behind and swung over the Black Captain's shoulder, but in five minutes
+his tears were stanched, and he was playing with the officer's
+accoutrements. All of which the Grey Goose saw with her own eyes, and
+heard afterwards that that bad boy had been whining to go back to the
+Black Captain ever since, which showed how hardened he was, and that
+nobody but Bonaparte himself could be expected to do him any good.
+
+But those were "trying times." It was bad enough when the pickle of a
+large and respectable family cried for the Black Captain; when it came
+to the little Miss Jessamine crying for him, one felt that the sooner
+the French landed and had done with it the better.
+
+The big Miss Jessamine's objection to him was that he was a soldier, and
+this prejudice was shared by all the Green. "A soldier," as the speaker
+from the town had observed, "is a bloodthirsty, unsettled sort of a
+rascal; that the peaceable, home-loving, bread-winning citizen can never
+conscientiously look on as a brother, till he has beaten his sword into
+a ploughshare, and his spear into a pruning-hook."
+
+On the other hand there was some truth in what the Postman (an old
+soldier) said in reply; that the sword has to cut a way for us out of
+many a scrape into which our bread-winners get us when they drive their
+ploughshares into fallows that don't belong to them. Indeed, whilst our
+most peaceful citizens were prosperous chiefly by means of cotton, of
+sugar, and of the rise and fall of the money-market (not to speak of
+such salable matters as opium, firearms, and "black ivory"),
+disturbances were apt to arise in India, Africa and other outlandish
+parts, where the fathers of our domestic race were making fortunes for
+their families. And, for that matter, even on the Green, we did not wish
+the military to leave us in the lurch, so long as there was any fear
+that the French were coming.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: "'The political men declare war, and generally for
+commercial interests; but when the nation is thus embroiled with its
+neighbors the soldier ... draws the sword, at the command of his
+country.... One word as to thy comparison of military and commercial
+persons. What manner of men be they who have supplied the Caffres with
+the firearms and ammunition to maintain their savage and deplorable
+wars? Assuredly they are not military.... Cease then, if thou would'st
+be counted among the just, to vilify soldiers."--W. Napier, Lieut.
+General, _November_, 1851.]
+
+
+II
+
+[Illustration]
+
+To let the Black Captain have little Miss Jessamine, however, was
+another matter. Her Aunt would not hear of it; and then, to crown all,
+it appeared that the Captain's father did not think the young lady good
+enough for his son. Never was any affair more clearly brought to a
+conclusion. But those were "trying times;" and one moon-light night,
+when the Grey Goose was sound asleep upon one leg, the Green was rudely
+shaken under her by the thud of a horse's feet. "Ga, ga!" said she,
+putting down the other leg, and running away.
+
+By the time she returned to her place not a thing was to be seen or
+heard. The horse had passed like a shot. But next day, there was
+hurrying and skurrying and cackling at a very early hour, all about the
+white house with the black beams, where Miss Jessamine lived. And when
+the sun was so low, and the shadows so long on the grass that the Grey
+Goose felt ready to run away at the sight of her own neck, little Miss
+Jane Johnson, and her "particular friend" Clarinda, sat under the big
+oak-tree on the Green, and Jane pinched Clarinda's little finger till
+she found that she could keep a secret, and then she told her in
+confidence that she had heard from Nurse and Jemima that Miss
+Jessamine's niece had been a very naughty girl, and that that horrid
+wicked officer had come for her on his black horse, and carried her
+right away.
+
+"Will she never come back?" asked Clarinda.
+
+"Oh, no!" said Jane decidedly. "Bony never brings people back."
+
+"Not never no more?" sobbed Clarinda, for she was weak-minded, and could
+not bear to think that Bony never, never let naughty people go home
+again.
+
+Next day Jane had heard more.
+
+"He has taken her to a Green?"
+
+"A Goose Green?" asked Clarinda.
+
+"No. A Gretna Green. Don't ask so many questions, child," said Jane;
+who, having no more to tell, gave herself airs.
+
+Jane was wrong on one point. Miss Jessamine's niece did come back, and
+she and her husband were forgiven. The Grey Goose remembered it well, it
+was Michaelmastide, the Michaelmas before the Michaelmas before the
+Michaelmas--but ga, ga! What does the date matter? It was autumn,
+harvest-time, and everybody was so busy prophesying and praying about
+the crops, that the young couple wandered through the lanes, and got
+blackberries for Miss Jessamine's celebrated crab and blackberry jam,
+and made guys of themselves with bryony-wreaths, and not a soul troubled
+his head about them, except the children, and the Postman. The children
+dogged the Black Captain's footsteps (his bubble reputation as an Ogre
+having burst), clamoring for a ride on the black mare. And the Postman
+would go somewhat out of his postal way to catch the Captain's dark eye,
+and show that he had not forgotten how to salute an officer.
+
+But they were "trying times." One afternoon the black mare was stepping
+gently up and down the grass, with her head at her master's shoulder,
+and as many children crowded on to her silky back as if she had been an
+elephant in a menagerie; and the next afternoon she carried him away,
+sword and _sabre-tache_ clattering war-music at her side, and the
+old Postman waiting for them, rigid with salutation, at the four cross
+roads.
+
+War and bad times! It was a hard winter, and the big Miss Jessamine and
+the little Miss Jessamine (but she was Mrs. Black-Captain now), lived
+very economically that they might help their poorer neighbors. They
+neither entertained nor went into company, but the young lady always
+went up the village as far as the _George and Dragon_, for air and
+exercise, when the London Mail[2] came in.
+
+[Footnote 2: The Mail Coach it was that distributed over the face of the
+land, like the opening of apocalyptic vials, the heart-shaking news of
+Trafalgar, of Salamanca, of Vittoria, of Waterloo.... The grandest
+chapter of our experience, within the whole Mail Coach service, was on
+those occasions when we went down from London with the news of Victory.
+Five years of life it was worth paying down for the privilege of an
+outside place. DE QUINCEY.]
+
+One day (it was a day in the following June) it came in earlier than
+usual, and the young lady was not there to meet it.
+
+But a crowd soon gathered round the _George and Dragon_, gaping to
+see the Mail Coach dressed with flowers and oak-leaves, and the guard
+wearing a laurel wreath over and above his royal livery. The ribbons
+that decked the horses were stained and flecked with the warmth and foam
+of the pace at which they had come, for they had pressed on with the
+news of Victory.
+
+Miss Jessamine was sitting with her niece under the oak-tree on the
+Green, when the Postman put a newspaper silently into her hand. Her
+niece turned quickly--"Is there news?"
+
+"Don't agitate yourself, my dear," said her aunt. "I will read it aloud,
+and then we can enjoy it together; a far more comfortable method, my
+love, than when you go up the village, and come home out of breath,
+having snatched half the news as you run."
+
+"I am all attention, dear aunt," said the little lady, clasping her
+hands tightly on her lap.
+
+Then Miss Jessamine read aloud--she was proud of her reading--and the
+old soldier stood at attention behind her, with such a blending of pride
+and pity on his face as it was strange to see:--
+
+ "DOWNING STREET,
+
+ "_June_ 22, 1815, 1 A.M."
+
+"That's one in the morning," gasped the Postman; "beg your pardon, mum."
+
+But though he apologized, he could not refrain from echoing here and
+there a weighty word. "Glorious victory,"--"Two hundred pieces of
+artillery,"--"Immense quantity of ammunition,"--and so forth.
+
+"The loss of the British Army upon this occasion has unfortunately been
+most severe. It had not been possible to make out a return of the killed
+and wounded when Major Percy left headquarters. The names of the
+officers killed and wounded, as far as they can be collected, are
+annexed.
+
+"I have the honor----"
+
+"The list, aunt! Read the list!"
+
+"My love--my darling--let us go in and----"
+
+"No. Now! now!"
+
+To one thing the supremely afflicted are entitled in their sorrow--to be
+obeyed--and yet it is the last kindness that people commonly will do
+them. But Miss Jessamine did. Steadying her voice, as best she might,
+she read on, and the old soldier stood bareheaded to hear that first
+Roll of the Dead at Waterloo, which began with the Duke of Brunswick,
+and ended with Ensign Brown.[3] Five-and-thirty British Captains fell
+asleep that day on the bed of Honor, and the Black Captain slept among
+them.
+
+[Footnote 3: "Brunswick's fated chieftain" fell at Quatre Bras, the day
+before Waterloo, but this first (very imperfect) list, as it appeared in
+the newspapers of the day, did begin with his name, and end with that of
+an Ensign Brown.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+There are killed and wounded by war, of whom no returns reach Downing
+Street.
+
+Three days later, the Captain's wife had joined him, and Miss Jessamine
+was kneeling by the cradle of their orphan son, a purple-red morsel of
+humanity, with conspicuously golden hair.
+
+"Will he live, Doctor?"
+
+"Live? GOD bless my soul, ma'am! Look at him! The young Jackanapes!"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+
+
+ And he wandered away and away
+ With Nature, the dear old Nurse.
+
+ LONGFELLOW.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+The Grey Goose remembered quite well the year that Jackanapes began to
+walk, for it was the year that the speckled hen for the first time in
+all her motherly life got out of patience when she was sitting. She had
+been rather proud of the eggs--they are unusually large--but she never
+felt quite comfortable on them; and whether it was because she used to
+get cramp, and got off the nest, or because the season was bad, or what,
+she never could tell, but every egg was addled but one, and the one that
+did hatch gave her more trouble than any chick she had ever reared.
+
+It was a fine, downy, bright yellow little thing, but it had a monstrous
+big nose and feet, and such an ungainly walk as she knew no other
+instance of in her well-bred and high-stepping family. And as to
+behavior, it was not that it was either quarrelsome or moping, but
+simply unlike the rest. When the other chicks hopped and cheeped on the
+Green all at their mother's feet, this solitary yellow one went waddling
+off on its own responsibility, and do or cluck what the spreckled hen
+would, it went to play in the pond.
+
+It was off one day as usual, and the hen was fussing and fuming after
+it, when the Postman, going to deliver a letter at Miss Jessamine's
+door, was nearly knocked over by the good lady herself, who, bursting
+out of the house with her cap just off and her bonnet just not on,
+fell into his arms, crying--
+
+"Baby! Baby! Jackanapes! Jackanapes!"
+
+If the Postman loved anything on earth, he loved the Captain's
+yellow-haired child, so propping Miss Jessamine against her own
+door-post, he followed the direction of her trembling fingers and made
+for the Green.
+
+Jackanapes had had the start of the Postman by nearly ten minutes. The
+world--the round green world with an oak tree on it--was just becoming
+very interesting to him. He had tried, vigorously but ineffectually, to
+mount a passing pig the last time he was taken out walking; but then he
+was encumbered with a nurse. Now he was his own master, and might, by
+courage and energy, become the master of that delightful, downy, dumpy,
+yellow thing, that was bobbing along over the green grass in front of
+him. Forward! Charge! He aimed well, and grabbed it, but only to feel
+the delicious downiness and dumpiness slipping through his fingers as he
+fell upon his face. "Quawk!" said the yellow thing, and wobbled off
+sideways. It was this oblique movement that enabled Jackanapes to come
+up with it, for it was bound for the Pond, and therefore obliged to come
+back into line. He failed again from top-heaviness, and his prey escaped
+sideways as before, and, as before, lost ground in getting back to the
+direct road to the Pond.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+And at the Pond the Postman found them both, one yellow thing rocking
+safely on the ripples that lie beyond duck-weed, and the other washing
+his draggled frock with tears, because he too had tried to sit upon the
+Pond, and it wouldn't hold him.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+
+ ... If studious, copie fair what time hath blurred,
+ Redeem truth from his jawes; if souldier,
+ Chase brave employments with a naked sword
+ Throughout the world. Fool not; for all may have,
+ If they dare try, a glorious life, or grave.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ In brief, acquit thee bravely: play the man.
+ Look not on pleasures as they come, but go.
+ Defer not the least vertue: life's poore span
+ Make not an ell, by trifling in thy woe.
+ If thou do ill, the joy fades, not the pains.
+ If well, the pain doth fade, the joy remains.
+
+ GEORGE HERBERT.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+Young Mrs. Johnson, who was a mother of many, hardly knew which to pity
+more; Miss Jessamine for having her little ways and her antimacassars
+rumpled by a young Jackanapes; or the boy himself, for being brought up
+by an old maid.
+
+Oddly enough, she would probably have pitied neither, had Jackanapes
+been a girl. (One is so apt to think that what works smoothest works to
+the highest ends, having no patience for the results of friction.) That
+Father in GOD, who bade the young men to be pure, and the maidens brave,
+greatly disturbed a member of his congregation, who thought that the
+great preacher had made a slip of the tongue.
+
+"That the girls should have purity, and the boys courage, is what you
+would say, good Father?"
+
+"Nature has done that," was the reply; "I meant what I said."
+
+In good sooth, a young maid is all the better for learning some robuster
+virtues than maidenliness and not to move the antimacassars. And the
+robuster virtues require some fresh air and freedom. As, on the other
+hand, Jackanapes (who had a boy's full share of the little beast and the
+young monkey in his natural composition) was none the worse, at his
+tender years, for learning some maidenliness--so far as maidenliness
+means decency, pity, unselfishness and pretty behavior.
+
+And it is due to him to say that he was an obedient boy, and a boy whose
+word could be depended on, long before his grandfather the General came
+to live at the Green.
+
+He was obedient; that is he did what his great aunt told him. But--oh
+dear! oh dear!--the pranks he played, which it had never entered into
+her head to forbid!
+
+It was when he had just been put into skeletons (frocks never suited
+him) that he became very friendly with Master Tony Johnson, a younger
+brother of the young gentleman who sat in the puddle on purpose. Tony
+was not enterprising, and Jackanapes led him by the nose. One summer's
+evening they were out late, and Miss Jessamine was becoming anxious,
+when Jackanapes presented himself with a ghastly face all besmirched
+with tears. He was unusually subdued.
+
+"I'm afraid," he sobbed; "if you please, I'm very much afraid that Tony
+Johnson's dying in the churchyard."
+
+Miss Jessamine was just beginning to be distracted, when she smelt
+Jackanapes.
+
+"You naughty, naughty boys! Do you mean to tell me that you've been
+smoking?"
+
+"Not pipes," urged Jackanapes; "upon my honor, Aunty, not pipes. Only
+segars like Mr. Johnson's! and only made of brown paper with a very,
+very little tobacco from the shop inside them."
+
+Whereupon, Miss Jessamine sent a servant to the churchyard, who found
+Tony Johnson lying on a tomb-stone, very sick, and having ceased to
+entertain any hopes of his own recovery.
+
+If it could be possible that any "unpleasantness" could arise between
+two such amiable neighbors as Miss Jessamine and Mrs. Johnson--and if
+the still more incredible paradox can be that ladies may differ over a
+point on which they are agreed--that point was the admitted fact that
+Tony Johnson was "delicate," and the difference lay chiefly in this:
+Mrs. Johnson said that Tony was delicate--meaning that he was more
+finely strung, more sensitive, a properer subject for pampering and
+petting than Jackanapes, and that, consequently, Jackanapes was to blame
+for leading Tony into scrapes which resulted in his being chilled,
+frightened, or (most frequently) sick. But when Miss Jessamine said that
+Tony Johnson was delicate, she meant that he was more puling, less
+manly, and less healthily brought up than Jackanapes, who, when they got
+into mischief together, was certainly not to blame because his friend
+could not get wet, sit a kicking donkey, ride in the giddy-go-round,
+bear the noise of a cracker, or smoke brown paper with impunity, as he
+could.
+
+Not that there was ever the slightest quarrel between the ladies. It
+never even came near it, except the day after Tony had been so very sick
+with riding Bucephalus in the giddy-go-round. Mrs. Johnson had explained
+to Miss Jessamine that the reason Tony was so easily upset, was the
+unusual sensitiveness (as a doctor had explained it to her) of the
+nervous centres in her family--"Fiddlestick!" So Mrs. Johnson
+understood Miss Jessamine to say, but it appeared that she only said
+"Treaclestick!" which is quite another thing, and of which Tony was
+undoubtedly fond. It was at the fair that Tony was made ill by riding on
+Bucephalus. Once a year the Goose Green became the scene of a carnival.
+First of all, carts and caravans were rumbling up all along, day and
+night. Jackanapes could hear them as he lay in bed, and could hardly
+sleep for speculating what booths and whirligigs he should find fairly
+established; when he and his dog Spitfire went out after breakfast. As a
+matter of fact, he seldom had to wait long for news of the Fair. The
+Postman knew the window out of which Jackanapes' yellow head would come,
+and was ready with his report.
+
+"Royal Theayter, Master Jackanapes, in the old place, but be careful o'
+them seats, sir; they're rickettier than ever. Two sweets and a
+ginger-beer under the oak tree, and the Flying Boats is just a-coming
+along the road."
+
+No doubt it was partly because he had already suffered severely in the
+Flying Boats, that Tony collapsed so quickly in the giddy-go-round. He
+only mounted Bucephalus (who was spotted, and had no tail) because
+Jackanapes urged him, and held out the ingenious hope that the
+round-and-round feeling would very likely cure the up-and-down
+sensation. It did not, however, and Tony tumbled off during the first
+revolution.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Jackanapes was not absolutely free from qualms, but having once mounted
+the Black Prince he stuck to him as a horseman should. During the first
+round he waved his hat, and observed with some concern that the Black
+Prince had lost an ear since last Fair; at the second, he looked a little
+pale but sat upright, though somewhat unnecessarily rigid; at the
+third round he shut his eyes. During the fourth his hat fell off, and he
+clasped his horse's neck. By the fifth he had laid his yellow head
+against the Black Prince's mane, and so clung anyhow till the
+hobby-horses stopped, when the proprietor assisted him to alight, and he
+sat down rather suddenly and said he had enjoyed it very much.
+
+The Grey Goose always ran away at the first approach of the caravans,
+and never came back to the Green till there was nothing left of the Fair
+but footmarks and oyster-shells. Running away was her pet principle; the
+only system, she maintained, by which you can live long and easily, and
+lose nothing. If you run away when you see danger, you can come back
+when all is safe. Run quickly, return slowly, hold your head high, and
+gabble as loud as you can, and you'll preserve the respect of the Goose
+Green to a peaceful old age. Why should you struggle and get hurt, if
+you can lower your head and swerve, and not lose a feather? Why in the
+world should any one spoil the pleasure of life, or risk his skin, if he
+can help it?
+
+ "'What's the use'
+ Said the Goose."
+
+Before answering which one might have to consider what world--which
+life--whether his skin were a goose-skin; but the Grey Goose's head
+would never have held all that.
+
+Grass soon grows over footprints, and the village children took the
+oyster-shells to trim their gardens with; but the year after Tony rode
+Bucephalus there lingered another relic of Fairtime, in which Jackanapes
+was deeply interested. "The Green" proper was originally only part of a
+straggling common, which in its turn merged into some wilder waste land
+where gipsies sometimes squatted if the authorities would allow them,
+especially after the annual Fair. And it was after the Fair that
+Jackanapes, out rambling by himself, was knocked over by the Gipsy's son
+riding the Gipsy's red-haired pony at break-neck pace across the common.
+
+Jackanapes got up and shook himself, none the worse, except for being
+heels over head in love with the red-haired pony. What a rate he went
+at! How he spurned the ground with his nimble feet! How his red coat
+shone in the sunshine! And what bright eyes peeped out of his dark
+forelock as it was blown by the wind!
+
+The Gipsy boy had had a fright, and he was willing enough to reward
+Jackanapes for not having been hurt, by consenting to let him have a
+ride.
+
+"Do you mean to kill the little fine gentleman, and swing us all on the
+gibbet, you rascal?" screamed the Gipsy-mother, who came up just as
+Jackanapes and the pony set off.
+
+"He would get on," replied her son. "It'll not kill him. He'll fall on
+his yellow head, and it's as tough as a cocoanut."
+
+But Jackanapes did not fall. He stuck to the red-haired pony as he had
+stuck to the hobbyhorse; but oh, how different the delight of this wild
+gallop with flesh and blood! Just as his legs were beginning to feel as
+if he did not feel them, the Gipsy boy cried "Lollo!" Round went the
+pony so unceremoniously, that, with as little ceremony, Jackanapes clung
+to his neck, and he did not properly recover himself before Lollo
+stopped with a jerk at the place where they had started.
+
+"Is his name Lollo?" asked Jackanapes, his hand lingering in the wiry
+mane.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"What does Lollo mean?"
+
+"Red."
+
+"Is Lollo your pony?"
+
+"No. My father's." And the Gipsy boy led Lollo away.
+
+At the first opportunity Jackanapes stole away again to the common. This
+time he saw the Gipsy-father, smoking a dirty pipe.
+
+"Lollo is your pony, isn't he?" said Jackanapes.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"He's a very nice one."
+
+"He's a racer."
+
+"You don't want to sell him, do you?"
+
+"Fifteen pounds," said the Gipsy-father; and Jackanapes sighed and went
+home again. That very afternoon he and Tony rode the two donkeys, and
+Tony managed to get thrown, and even Jackanapes' donkey kicked. But it
+was jolting, clumsy work after the elastic swiftness and the dainty
+mischief of the red-haired pony.
+
+A few days later Miss Jessamine spoke very seriously to Jackanapes. She
+was a good deal agitated as she told him that his grandfather, the
+General, was coming to the Green, and that he must be on his very best
+behavior during the visit. If it had been feasible to leave off calling
+him Jackanapes and to get used to his baptismal name of Theodore before
+the day after to-morrow (when the General was due), it would have been
+satisfactory. But Miss Jessamine feared it would be impossible in
+practice, and she had scruples about it on principle. It would not seem
+quite truthful, although she had always most fully intended that he
+should be called Theodore when he had outgrown the ridiculous
+appropriateness of his nickname. The fact was that he had not outgrown
+it, but he must take care to remember who was meant when his grandfather
+said Theodore.
+
+Indeed for that matter he must take care all along.
+
+"You are apt to be giddy, Jackanapes," said Miss Jessamine.
+
+"Yes aunt," said Jackanapes, thinking of the hobby-horses.
+
+"You are a good boy, Jackanapes. Thank GOD, I can tell your grandfather
+that. An obedient boy, an honorable boy, and a kind-hearted boy. But you
+are--in short, you _are_ a Boy, Jackanapes. And I hope,"--added
+Miss Jessamine, desperate with the results of experience--"that the
+General knows that Boys will be Boys."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+What mischief could be foreseen, Jackanapes promised to guard against.
+He was to keep his clothes and his hands clean, to look over his
+catechism, not to put sticky things in his pockets, to keep that hair of
+his smooth--("It's the wind that blows it, Aunty," said
+Jackanapes--"I'll send by the coach for some bear's-grease," said Miss
+Jessamine, tying a knot in her pocket-handkerchief)--not to burst in at
+the parlor door, not to talk at the top of his voice, not to crumple his
+Sunday frill, and to sit quite quiet during the sermon, to be sure to
+say "sir" to the General, to be careful about rubbing his shoes on the
+doormat, and to bring his lesson-books to his aunt at once that she
+might iron down the dogs' ears. The General arrived, and for the first
+day all went well, except that Jackanapes' hair was as wild as usual,
+for the hair-dresser had no bear's-grease left. He began to feel more at
+ease with his grandfather, and disposed to talk confidentially with him,
+as he did with the Postman. All that the General felt it would take too
+long to tell, but the result was the same. He was disposed to talk
+confidentially with Jackanapes.
+
+"Mons'ous pretty place this," he said, looking out of the lattice on to
+the Green, where the grass was vivid with sunset, and the shadows were
+long and peaceful.
+
+"You should see it in Fair-week, sir," said Jackanapes, shaking his
+yellow mop, and leaning back in his one of the two Chippendale armchairs
+in which they sat.
+
+"A fine time that, eh?" said the General, with a twinkle in his left
+eye. (The other was glass.)
+
+Jackanapes shook his hair once more. "I enjoyed this last one the best
+of all," he said. "I'd so much money."
+
+"By George, it's not a common complaint in these bad times. How much had
+ye?"
+
+"I'd two shillings. A new shilling Aunty gave me, and elevenpence I had
+saved up, and a penny from the Postman--_sir_!" added Jackanapes
+with a jerk, having forgotten it.
+
+"And how did ye spend it--_sir_?" inquired the General. Jackanapes
+spread his ten fingers on the arms of his chair, and shut his eyes that
+he might count the more conscientiously.
+
+"Watch-stand for Aunty, threepence. Trumpet for myself, twopence, that's
+fivepence. Ginger-nuts for Tony, twopence, and a mug with a Grenadier on
+for the Postman, fourpence, that's elevenpence. Shooting-gallery a
+penny, that's a shilling. Giddy-go-round, a penny, that's one and a
+penny. Treating Tony, one and twopence. Flying Boats (Tony paid for
+himself), a penny, one and threepence. Shooting-gallery again, one and
+four-pence; Fat Woman a penny, one and fivepence. Giddy-go-round again,
+one and sixpence. Shooting-gallery, one and sevenpence. Treating Tony,
+and then he wouldn't shoot, so I did, one and eightpence. Living
+Skeleton, a penny--no, Tony treated me, the Living Skeleton doesn't
+count. Skittles, a penny, one and ninepence Mermaid (but when we got
+inside she was dead), a penny, one and tenpence. Theatre, a penny
+(Priscilla Partington, or the Green Lane Murder. A beautiful young lady,
+sir, with pink cheeks and a real pistol), that's one and elevenpence.
+Ginger beer, a penny (I _was_ so thirsty!) two shillings. And then
+the Shooting-gallery man gave me a turn for nothing, because, he said, I
+was a real gentleman, and spent my money like a man."
+
+"So you do, sir, so you do!" cried the General. "Why, sir, you spend it
+like a prince--And now I suppose you've not got a penny in your pocket?"
+
+"Yes I have," said Jackanapes. "Two pennies. They are saving up." And
+Jackanapes jingled them with his hand.
+
+"You don't want money except at fair-times, I suppose?" said the
+General.
+
+Jackanapes shook his mop.
+
+"If I could have as much as I want, I should know what to buy," said he.
+
+"And how much do you want, if you could get it?"
+
+"Wait a minute, sir, till I think what twopence from fifteen pounds
+leaves. Two from nothing you can't, but borrow twelve. Two from twelve,
+ten, and carry one. Please remember ten, sir, when I ask you. One from
+nothing you can't, borrow twenty. One from twenty, nineteen, and carry
+one. One from fifteen, fourteen. Fourteen pounds nineteen and--what did I
+tell you to remember?"
+
+"Ten," said the General.
+
+"Fourteen pounds nineteen shillings and ten-pence then, is what I want,"
+said Jackanapes.
+
+"Bless my soul, what for?"
+
+"To buy Lollo with. Lollo means red, sir. The Gipsy's red-haired pony,
+sir. Oh, he is beautiful! You should see his coat in the sunshine! You
+should see his mane! You should see his tail! Such little feet, sir, and
+they go like lightning! Such a dear face, too, and eyes like a mouse!
+But he's a racer, and the Gipsy wants fifteen pounds for him."
+
+"If he's a racer, you couldn't ride him. Could you?"
+
+"No--o, sir, but I can stick to him. I did the other day."
+
+"You did, did you? Well, I'm fond of riding myself, and if the beast is
+as good as you say, he might suit me."
+
+"You're too tall for Lollo, I think," said Jackanapes, measuring his
+grandfather with his eye.
+
+"I can double up my legs, I suppose. We'll have a look at him
+to-morrow."
+
+"Don't you weigh a good deal?" asked Jackanapes.
+
+"Chiefly waistcoats," said the General, slapping the breast of his
+military frock-coat. "We'll have the little racer on the Green the first
+thing in the morning. Glad you mentioned it, grandson. Glad you
+mentioned it."
+
+The General was as good as his word. Next morning the Gipsy and Lollo,
+Miss Jessamine, Jackanapes and his grandfather and his dog Spitfire,
+were all gathered at one end of the Green in a group, which so aroused
+the innocent curiosity of Mrs. Johnson, as she saw it from one of her
+upper windows, that she and the children took their early promenade
+rather earlier than usual. The General talked to the Gipsy, and
+Jackanapes fondled Lollo's mane, and did not know whether he should be
+more glad or miserable if his grandfather bought him.
+
+"Jackanapes!"
+
+"Yes, sir!"
+
+"I've bought Lollo, but I believe you were right. He hardly stands high
+enough for me. If you can ride him to the other end of the Green, I'll
+give him to you."
+
+How Jackanapes tumbled on to Lollo's back he never knew. He had just
+gathered up the reins when the Gipsy-father took him by the arm.
+
+"If you want to make Lollo go fast, my little gentleman--"
+
+"_I_ can make him go!" said Jackanapes, and drawing from his pocket
+the trumpet he had bought in the fair, he blew a blast both loud and
+shrill.
+
+Away went Lollo, and away went Jackanapes' hat. His golden hair flew out,
+an aureole from which his cheeks shone red and distended with
+trumpeting. Away went Spitfire, mad with the rapture of the race, and
+the wind in his silky ears. Away went the geese, the cocks, the hens,
+and the whole family of Johnson. Lucy clung to her mamma, Jane saved
+Emily by the gathers of her gown, and Tony saved himself by a
+somersault.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+The Grey Goose was just returning when Jackanapes and Lollo rode back,
+Spitfire panting behind.
+
+"Good, my little gentleman, good!" said the Gipsy. "You were born to the
+saddle. You've the flat thigh, the strong knee, the wiry back, and the
+light caressing hand, all you want is to learn the whisper Come here!"
+
+"What was that dirty fellow talking about, grandson?" asked the General.
+
+"I can't tell you, sir. It's a secret."
+
+They were sitting in the window again, in the two Chippendale
+arm-chairs, the General devouring every line of his grandson's face,
+with strange spasms crossing his own.
+
+"You must love your aunt very much, Jackanapes?"
+
+"I do, sir," said Jackanapes warmly.
+
+"And whom do you love next best to your aunt?"
+
+The ties of blood were pressing very strongly on the General himself,
+and perhaps he thought of Lollo. But Love is not bought in a day, even
+with fourteen pounds nineteen shillings and ten-pence. Jackanapes
+answered quite readily, "The Postman."
+
+"Why the Postman?"
+
+"He knew my father," said Jackanapes, "and he tells me about him, and
+about his black mare. My father was a soldier, a brave soldier. He died
+at Waterloo. When I grow up I want to be a soldier too." "So you shall,
+my boy. So you shall."
+
+"Thank you, grandfather. Aunty doesn't want me to be a soldier for fear
+of being killed."
+
+"Bless my life! Would she have you get into a feather-bed and stay
+there? Why, you might be killed by a thunderbolt, if you were a
+butter-merchant!"
+
+"So I might. I shall tell her so. What a funny fellow you are, sir! I
+say, do you think my father knew the Gipsy's secret? The Postman says he
+used to whisper to his black mare."
+
+"Your father was taught to ride as a child, by one of those horsemen of
+the East who swoop and dart and wheel about a plain like swallows in
+autumn. Grandson! Love me a little too. I can tell you more about your
+father than the Postman can."
+
+"I do love you," said Jackanapes. "Before you came I was frightened. I'd
+no notion you were so nice."
+
+"Love me always, boy, whatever I do or leave undone. And--God help
+me--whatever you do or leave undone, I'll love you! There shall never be
+a cloud between us for a day; no, sir, not for an hour. We're imperfect
+enough, all of us, we needn't be so bitter; and life is uncertain enough
+at its safest, we needn't waste its opportunities. Look at me! Here sit
+I, after a dozen battles and some of the worst climates in the world,
+and by yonder lych gate lies your mother, who didn't move five miles, I
+suppose, from your aunt's apron-strings,--dead in her teens; my
+golden-haired daughter, whom I never saw."
+
+Jackanapes was terribly troubled.
+
+"Don't cry, grandfather," he pleaded, his own blue eyes round with
+tears. "I will love you very much, and I will try to be very good. But I
+should like to be a soldier."
+
+"You shall, my boy, you shall. You've more claims for a commission than
+you know of. Cavalry, I suppose; eh, ye young Jackanapes? Well, well; if
+you live to be an honor to your country, this old heart shall grow young
+again with pride for you; and if you die in the service of your
+country--GOD bless me, it can but break for ye!"
+
+And beating the region which he said was all waistcoats, as if they
+stifled him, the old man got up and strode out on to the Green.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+
+
+ "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his
+ life for his friends."--JOHN XV. 13.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+Twenty and odd years later the Grey Goose was still alive, and in full
+possession of her faculties, such as they were. She lived slowly and
+carefully, and she lived long. So did Miss Jessamine; but the General
+was dead.
+
+He had lived on the Green for many years, during which he and the
+Postman saluted each other with a punctiliousness that it almost drilled
+one to witness. He would have completely spoiled Jackanapes if Miss
+Jessamine's conscience would have let him; otherwise he somewhat
+dragooned his neighbors, and was as positive about parish matters as a
+ratepayer about the army. A stormy-tempered, tender-hearted soldier,
+irritable with the suffering of wounds of which he never spoke, whom all
+the village followed to his grave with tears.
+
+The General's death was a great shock to Miss Jessamine, and her nephew
+stayed with her for some little time after the funeral. Then he was
+obliged to join his regiment, which was ordered abroad.
+
+One effect of the conquest which the General had gained over the
+affections of the village, was a considerable abatement of the popular
+prejudice against "the military." Indeed the village was now somewhat
+importantly represented in the army. There was the General himself, and
+the Postman, and the Black Captain's tablet in the church, and
+Jackanapes, and Tony Johnson, and a Trumpeter.
+
+Tony Johnson had no more natural taste for fighting than for riding, but
+he was as devoted as ever to Jackanapes, and that was how it came about
+that Mr. Johnson bought him a commission in the same cavalry regiment
+that the General's grandson (whose commission had been given him by the
+Iron Duke) was in, and that he was quite content to be the butt of the
+mess where Jackanapes was the hero; and that when Jackanapes wrote home
+to Miss Jessamine, Tony wrote with the same purpose to his mother;
+namely, to demand her congratulations that they were on active service
+at last, and were ordered to the front. And he added a postscript to the
+effect that she could have no idea how popular Jackanapes was, nor how
+splendidly he rode the wonderful red charger whom he had named after his
+old friend Lollo.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Sound Retire!"
+
+A Boy Trumpeter, grave with the weight of responsibilities and
+accoutrements beyond his years, and stained, so that his own mother
+would not have known him, with the sweat and dust of battle, did as he
+was bid; and then pushing his trumpet pettishly aside, adjusted his
+weary legs for the hundredth time to the horse which was a world too big
+for him, and muttering, "'Tain't a pretty tune," tried to see something
+of this, his first engagement, before it came to an end.
+
+Being literally in the thick of it, he could hardly have seen less or
+known less of what happened in that particular skirmish if he had been
+at home in England. For many good reasons; including dust and smoke, and
+that what attention he dared distract from his commanding officer was
+pretty well absorbed by keeping his hard-mouthed troop-horse in hand,
+under pain of execration by his neighbors in the melée. By-and-by, when
+the newspapers came out, if he could get a look at one before it was
+thumbed to bits, he would learn that the enemy had appeared from ambush
+in overwhelming numbers, and that orders had been given to fall back,
+which was done slowly and in good order, the men fighting as they
+retired.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Born and bred on the Goose Green, the youngest of Mr. Johnson's
+gardener's numerous off-spring, the boy had given his family "no peace"
+till they let him "go for a soldier" with Master Tony and Master
+Jackanapes. They consented at last, with more tears than they shed when
+an elder son was sent to jail for poaching, and the boy was perfectly
+happy in his life, and full of _esprit de corps_. It was this which
+had been wounded by having to sound retreat for "the young gentlemen's
+regiment," the first time he served with it before the enemy, and he was
+also harassed by having completely lost sight of Master Tony. There had
+been some hard fighting before the backward movement began, and he had
+caught sight of him once, but not since. On the other hand, all the
+pulses of his village pride had been stirred by one or two visions of
+Master Jackanapes whirling about on his wonderful horse. He had been
+easy to distinguish, since an eccentric blow had bared his head without
+hurting it, for his close golden mop of hair gleamed in the hot sunshine
+as brightly as the steel of the sword flashing round it.
+
+Of the missiles that fell pretty thickly, the Boy Trumpeter did not take
+much notice. First, one can't attend to everything, and his hands were
+full. Secondly, one gets used to anything. Thirdly, experience soon
+teaches one, in spite of proverbs, how very few bullets find their
+billet. Far more unnerving is the mere suspicion of fear or even of
+anxiety in the human mass around you. The Boy was beginning to wonder if
+there were any dark reason for the increasing pressure, and whether they
+would be allowed to move back more quickly, when the smoke in front
+lifted for a moment, and he could see the plain, and the enemy's line
+some two hundred yards away.
+
+And across the plain between them, he saw Master Jackanapes galloping
+alone at the top of Lollo's speed, their faces to the enemy, his golden
+head at Lollo's ear.
+
+But at this moment noise and smoke seemed to burst out on every side,
+the officer shouted to him to sound retire, and between trumpeting and
+bumping about on his horse, he saw and heard no more of the incidents of
+his first battle.
+
+Tony Johnson was always unlucky with horses, from the days of the
+giddy-go-round onwards. On this day--of all days in the year--his own
+horse was on the sick list, and he had to ride an inferior,
+ill-conditioned beast, and fell off that, at the very moment when it was
+a matter of life or death to be able to ride away. The horse fell on
+him, but struggled up again, and Tony managed to keep hold of it. It was
+in trying to remount that he discovered, by helplessness and anguish,
+that one of his legs was crushed and broken, and that no feat of which
+he was master would get him into the saddle. Not able even to stand
+alone, awkwardly, agonizingly unable to mount his restive horse, his
+life was yet so strong within him! And on one side of him rolled the
+dust and smoke-cloud of his advancing foe, and on the other, that which
+covered his retreating friends.
+
+He turned one piteous gaze after them, with a bitter twinge, not of
+reproach, but of loneliness; and then, dragging himself up by the side
+of his horse, he turned the other way and drew out his pistol, and
+waited for the end. Whether he waited seconds or minutes he never knew,
+before some one gripped him by the arm.
+
+"Jackanapes! GOD bless you! It's my left leg. If you could get me on--"
+
+It was like Tony's luck that his pistol went off at his horse's tail,
+and made it plunge; but Jackanapes threw him across the saddle.
+
+"Hold on anyhow, and stick your spur in. I'll lead him. Keep your head
+down, they're firing high."
+
+And Jackanapes laid his head down--to Lollo's ear.
+
+It was when they were fairly off, that a sudden upspringing of the enemy
+in all directions had made it necessary to change the gradual retirement
+of our force into as rapid a retreat as possible. And when Jackanapes
+became aware of this, and felt the lagging and swerving of Tony's horse,
+he began to wish he had thrown his friend across his own saddle, and
+left their lives to Lollo.
+
+When Tony became aware of it, several things came into his head. 1. That
+the dangers of their ride for life were now more than doubled. 2. That
+if Jackanapes and Lollo were not burdened with him they would
+undoubtedly escape. 3. That Jackanapes' life was infinitely valuable,
+and his--Tony's--was not. 4. That this--if he could seize it--was the
+supremest of all the moments in which he had tried to assume the virtues
+which Jackanapes had by nature; and that if he could be courageous and
+unselfish now--
+
+He caught at his own reins and spoke very loud--
+
+"Jackanapes! It won't do. You and Lollo must go on. Tell the fellows I
+gave you back to them, with all my heart. Jackanapes, if you love me,
+leave me!"
+
+There was a daffodil light over the evening sky in front of them, and it
+shone strangely on Jackanapes' hair and face. He turned with an odd look
+in his eyes that a vainer man than Tony Johnson might have taken for
+brotherly pride. Then he shook his mop and laughed at him.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+"_Leave you?_ To save my skin? No, Tony, not to save my soul!"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+
+
+ Mr. VALIANT _summoned. His will. His last words._
+
+ Then, said he, "I am going to my Father's.... My Sword I
+ give to him that shall succeed me in my Pilgrimage, and my
+ Courage and Skill to him that can get it." ... And as he
+ went down deeper, he said, "Grave, where is thy Victory?"
+
+ So he passed over, and all the Trumpets sounded for him on
+ the other side.
+ BUNYAN'S _Pilgrim's, Progress_.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+Coming out of a hospital-tent, at headquarters, the surgeon cannonaded
+against, and rebounded from, another officer; a sallow man, not young,
+with a face worn more by ungentle experiences than by age; with weary
+eyes that kept their own counsel, iron gray hair, and a moustache that
+was as if a raven had laid its wing across his lips and sealed them.
+
+"Well?"
+
+"Beg pardon, Major. Didn't see you. Oh, compound fracture and bruises,
+but it's all right. He'll pull through."
+
+"Thank GOD."
+
+It was probably an involuntary expression, for prayer and praise were
+not much in the Major's line, as a jerk of the surgeon's head would have
+betrayed to an observer. He was a bright little man, with his feelings
+showing all over him, but with gallantry and contempt of death enough
+for both sides of his profession; who took a cool head, a white
+handkerchief and a case of instruments, where other men went hot-blooded
+with weapons, and who was the biggest gossip, male or female, of the
+regiment. Not even the Major's taciturnity daunted him.
+
+"Didn't think he'd as much pluck about him as he has. He'll do all right
+if he doesn't fret himself into a fever about poor Jackanapes."
+
+"Whom are you talking about?" asked the Major hoarsely.
+
+"Young Johnson. He--"
+
+"What about Jackanapes?"
+
+"Don't you know? Sad business. Rode back for Johnson, and brought him
+in; but, monstrous ill-luck, hit as they rode. Left lung--"
+
+"Will he recover?"
+
+"No. Sad business."
+
+"What a frame--what limbs--what health--and what good looks? Finest
+young fellow--"
+
+"Where is he?"
+
+"In his own tent," said the surgeon sadly.
+
+The Major wheeled and left him.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Can I do anything else for you?"
+
+"Nothing, thank you. Except--Major! I wish I could get you to appreciate
+Johnson."
+
+"This is not an easy moment, Jackanapes."
+
+"Let me tell you, sir--_he_ never will--that if he could have
+driven me from him, he would be lying yonder at this moment, and I
+should be safe and sound."
+
+The Major laid his hand over his mouth, as if to keep back a wish he
+would have been ashamed to utter.
+
+"I've known old Tony from a child. He's a fool on impulse, a good man
+and a gentleman in principle. And he acts on principle, which it's not
+every--some water, please! Thank you, sir. It's very hot, and yet one's
+feet get uncommonly cold. Oh, thank you, thank you. He's no fire-eater,
+but he has a trained conscience and a tender heart, and he'll do his
+duty when a braver and more selfish man might fail you. But he wants
+encouragement; and when I'm gone----"
+
+"He shall have encouragement. You have my word for it. Can I do nothing
+else?"
+
+"Yes, Major. A favor."
+
+"Thank you, Jackanapes."
+
+"Be Lollo's master, and love him as well as you can. He's used to it."
+
+"Wouldn't you rather Johnson had him?"
+
+The blue eyes twinkled in spite of mortal pain.
+
+"Tony _rides_ on principle, Major. His legs are bolsters, and will
+be to the end of the chapter. I couldn't insult dear Lollo, but if you
+don't care----"
+
+"Whilst I live----which will be longer than I desire or
+deserve----Lollo shall want nothing, but----you. I have too little
+tenderness for----my dear boy, you're faint. Can you spare me for a
+moment?"
+
+"No, stay--Major!"
+
+"What? What?"
+
+"My head drifts so--if you wouldn't mind."
+
+"Yes! Yes!"
+
+"Say a prayer by me. Out loud please, I am getting deaf."
+
+"My dearest Jackanapes--my dear boy----"
+
+"One of the Church Prayers--Parade Service, you know----"
+
+"I see. But the fact is--GOD forgive me, Jackanapes--I'm a very
+different sort of fellow to some of you youngsters. Look here, let me
+fetch--"
+
+But Jackanapes' hand was in his, and it wouldn't let go.
+
+There was a brief and bitter silence.
+
+"'Pon my soul I can only remember the little one at the end."
+
+"Please," whispered Jackanapes.
+
+Pressed by the conviction that what little he could do it was his duty
+to do, the Major--kneeling--bared his head, and spoke loudly, clearly,
+and very reverently--
+
+"The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ--"
+
+Jackanapes moved his left hand to his right one, which still held the
+Major's--
+
+"--The love of GOD."
+
+And with that--Jackanapes died.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ "Und so ist der blaue Himmel grösser als jedes
+ Gewolk darin, und dauerhafter dazu."
+ JEAN PAUL RICHTER.
+
+
+Jackanapes' death was sad news for the Goose Green, a sorrow justly
+qualified by honorable pride in his gallantry and devotion. Only the
+Cobbler dissented, but that was his way. He said he saw nothing in it
+but foolhardiness and vainglory. They might both have been killed, as
+easy as not, and then where would ye have been? A man's life was a man's
+life, and one life was as good as another. No one would catch him
+throwing his away. And, for that matter, Mrs. Johnson could spare a
+child a great deal better than Miss Jessamine.
+
+But the parson preached Jackanapes' funeral sermon on the text,
+"Whosoever will save his life shall lose it; and whosoever will lose his
+life for My sake shall find it;" and all the village went and wept to
+hear him.
+
+Nor did Miss Jessamine see her loss from the Cobbler's point of view. On
+the contrary, Mrs. Johnson said she never to her dying day should forget
+how, when she went to condole with her, the old lady came forward, with
+gentle-womanly self-control, and kissed her, and thanked GOD that her
+dear nephew's effort had been blessed with success, and that this sad
+war had made no gap in her friend's large and happy home circle.
+
+"But she's a noble, unselfish woman," sobbed Mrs. Johnson, "and she
+taught Jackanapes to be the same, and that's how it is that my Tony has
+been spared to me. And it must be sheer goodness in Miss Jessamine, for
+what can she know of a mother's feelings? And I'm sure most people seem
+to think that if you've a large family you don't know one from another
+any more than they do, and that a lot of children are like a lot of
+store-apples, if one's taken it won't be missed."
+
+Lollo--the first Lollo, the Gipsy's Lollo--very aged, draws Miss
+Jessamine's bath-chair slowly up and down the Goose Green in the
+sunshine.
+
+The Ex-postman walks beside him, which Lollo tolerates to the level of
+his shoulder. If the Postman advances any nearer to his head, Lollo
+quickens his pace, and were the Postman to persist in the injudicious
+attempt, there is, as Miss Jessamine says, no knowing what might happen.
+
+In the opinion of the Goose Green, Miss Jessamine has borne her troubles
+"wonderfully." Indeed, to-day, some of the less delicate and less
+intimate of those who see everything from the upper windows, say (well
+behind her back) that "the old lady seems quite lively with her military
+beaux again."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+The meaning of this is, that Captain Johnson is leaning over one side of
+her chair, whilst by the other bends a brother officer who is staying
+with him, and who has manifested an extraordinary interest in Lollo. He
+bends lower and lower, and Miss Jessamine calls to the Postman to
+request Lollo to be kind enough to stop, whilst she is fumbling for
+something which always hangs by her side, and has got entangled with her
+spectacles.
+
+It is a two-penny trumpet, bought years ago in the village fair, and
+over it she and Captain Johnson tell, as best they can, between them,
+the story of Jackanapes' ride across the Goose Green; and how he won
+Lollo--the Gipsy's Lollo--the racer Lollo--dear Lollo--faithful
+Lollo--Lollo the never vanquished--Lollo the tender servant of his old
+mistress. And Lollo's ears twitch at every mention of his name.
+
+Their hearer does not speak, but he never moves his eyes from the
+trumpet, and when the tale is told, he lifts Miss Jessamine's hand and
+presses his heavy black moustache in silence to her trembling fingers.
+
+The sun, betting gently to his rest, embroiders the sombre foliage of
+the oak-tree with threads of gold. The Grey Goose is sensible of an
+atmosphere of repose, and puts up one leg for the night. The grass glows
+with a more vivid green, and, in answer to a ringing call from Tony, his
+sisters, fluttering over the daisies in pale-hued muslins, come out of
+their ever-open door, like pretty pigeons form a dovecote.
+
+And, if the good gossips, eyes do not deceive them, all the Miss
+Johnsons, and both the officers, go wandering off into the lanes, where
+bryony wreaths still twine about the brambles.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A sorrowful story, and ending badly?
+
+Nay, Jackanapes, for the end is not yet.
+
+A life wasted that might have been useful?
+
+Men who have died for men, in all ages, forgive the thought!
+
+There is a heritage of heroic example and noble obligation, not reckoned
+in the Wealth of Nations, but essential to a nation's life; the contempt
+of which, in any people, may, not slowly, mean even its commercial fall.
+Very sweet are the uses of prosperity, the harvests of peace and
+progress, the fostering sunshine of health and happiness, and length of
+days in the land.
+
+But there be things--oh, sons of what has deserved the name of Great
+Britain, forget it not!--"the good of" which and "the use of" which are
+beyond all calculation of worldly goods and earthly uses; things such as
+Love, and Honor, and the Soul of Man, which cannot be bought with a
+price, and which do not die with death. "And they who would fain live
+happily EVER after, should not leave these things out of the lessons of
+their lives."
+
+
+
+
+DADDY DARWIN'S DOVECOT.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+PREAMBLE.
+
+
+A summer's afternoon. Early in the summer, and late in the afternoon;
+with odors and colors deepening, and shadows lengthening, towards
+evening.
+
+Two gaffers gossiping, seated side by side upon a Yorkshire wall. A wall
+of sandstone of many colors, glowing redder and yellower as the sun goes
+down; well cushioned with moss and lichen, and deep set in rank grass on
+this side, where the path runs, and in blue hyacinths on that side,
+where the wood is, and where--on the gray and still naked branches of
+young oaks--sit divers crows, not less solemn than the gaffers, and also
+gossiping.
+
+One gaffer in work-day clothes, not unpicturesque of form and hue. Gray,
+home-knit stockings, and coat and knee-breeches of corduroy, which takes
+tints from Time and Weather as harmoniously as wooden palings do; so
+that field laborers (like some insects) seem to absorb or mimic the
+colors of the vegetation round them and of their native soil. That is,
+on work-days. Sunday-best is a different matter, and in this the other
+gaffer was clothed. He was dressed like the crows above him, _fit
+excepted_: the reason for which was, that he was only a visitor, a
+revisitor to the home of his youth, and wore his Sunday (and funeral)
+suit to mark the holiday.
+
+Continuing the path, a stone pack-horse track, leading past a hedge
+snow-white with may, and down into a little wood, from the depths of
+which one could hear a brook babbling. Then up across the sunny field
+beyond, and yet up over another field to where the brow of the hill is
+crowned by old farm-buildings standing against the sky.
+
+Down this stone path a young man going whistling home to tea. Then
+staying to bend a swarthy face to the white may to smell it, and then
+plucking a huge branch on which the blossom lies like a heavy fall of
+snow, and throwing that aside for a better, and tearing off another and
+yet another, with the prodigal recklessness of a pauper; and so,
+whistling, on into the wood with his arms full.
+
+Down the sunny field, as he goes up it, a woman coming to meet him--with
+_her_ arms full. Filled by a child with a may-white frock, and hair
+shining with the warm colors of the sandstone. A young woman, having a
+fair forehead visible a long way off, and buxom cheeks, and steadfast
+eyes. When they meet he kisses her, and she pulls his dark hair and
+smooths her own, and cuffs him in country fashion. Then they change
+burdens, and she takes the may into her apron (stooping to pick up
+fallen bits), and the child sits on the man's shoulder, and cuffs and
+lugs its father as the mother did, and is chidden by her and kissed by
+him. And all the babbling of their chiding and crowing and laughter
+comes across the babbling of the brook to the ears of the old gaffers
+gossiping on the wall.
+
+Gaffer I. spits out an over-munched stalk of meadow soft-grass, and
+speaks:
+
+"D'ye see yon chap?"
+
+Gaffer II. takes up his hat and wipes it round with a spotted
+handkerchief (for your Sunday hat is a heating thing for work-day wear),
+and puts it on, and makes reply:
+
+"Aye. But he beats me. And--see there!--he's t'first that's beat me yet.
+Why, lad! I've met young chaps to-day I could ha' sworn to for mates of
+mine forty years back--if I hadn't ha' been i't' churchyard spelling
+over their fathers' tumstuns!"
+
+"Aye. There's a many old standards gone home o' lately."
+
+"What do they call _him?_"
+
+"T' young chap?"
+
+"Aye."
+
+"They _call_ him--Darwin."
+
+"Dar--win? I should known a Darwin. They're old standards, is Darwins.
+What's he to Daddy Darwin of t' Dovecot yonder?"
+
+"He _owns_ t' Dovecot. Did ye see t' lass?"
+
+"Aye. Shoo's his missus, I reckon?"
+
+"Aye."
+
+"What did they call her?"
+
+"Phoebe Shaw they called her. And if she'd been _my_ lass--but
+that's nother here nor there, and he's got t' Dovecot."
+
+"Shaw? _They're_ old standards, is Shaws. Phoebe? They called her
+mother Phoebe. Phoebe Johnson. She were a dainty lass! My father were
+very fond of Phoebe Johnson. He said she allus put him i' mind of our
+orchard on drying days; pink and white apple-blossom and clean clothes.
+And yon's her daughter? Where d'ye say t'young chap come from? He don't
+look like hereabouts."
+
+"He don't come from hereabouts. And yet he do come from hereabouts, as
+one may say. Look ye here. He come from t' wukhus. That's the short and
+the long of it."
+
+"_The workhouse!_"
+
+"Aye."
+
+Stupefaction. The crows chattering wildly overhead.
+
+"And he owns Darwin's Dovecot?"
+
+"He owns Darwin's Dovecot."
+
+"And how i' t' name o' all things did that come about'!"
+
+"Why, I'll tell thee. It was i' this fashion."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Not without reason does the wary writer put gossip in the mouths of
+gaffers rather than of gammers. Male gossips love scandal as dearly as
+female gossips do, and they bring to it the stronger relish and energies
+of their sex. But these were country gaffers, whose speech--like
+shadows--grows lengthy in the leisurely hours of eventide. The gentle
+reader shall have the tale in plain narration.
+
+NOTE--It will be plain to the reader that the birds here described are
+Rooks (_corvus frugilegus_). I have allowed myself to speak of them
+by their generic or family name of Crow, this being a common country
+practice. The genus _corvus_, or _Crow_, includes the Raven,
+the Carrion Crow, the Hooded Crow, the Jackdaw, and the Rook.
+
+
+
+SCENE I.
+
+
+One Saturday night (some eighteen years earlier than the date of this
+gaffer-gossiping) the parson's daughter sat in her own room before the
+open drawer of a bandy-legged black oak table, _balancing her
+bags_. The bags were money-bags, and the matter shall be made clear
+at once.
+
+In this parish, as in others, progress and the multiplication of weapons
+with which civilization and the powers of goodness push their conquests
+over brutality and the powers of evil, had added to the original duties
+of the parish priest, a multifarious and all but impracticable variety
+of offices; which, in ordinary and late conditions, would have been
+performed by several more or less salaried clerks, bankers, accountants,
+secretaries, librarians, club-committees, teachers, lecturers, discount
+for ready-money dealers in clothing, boots, blankets, and coal,
+domestic-servant agencies, caterers for the public amusement, and
+preservers of the public peace.
+
+The country parson (no less than statesmen and princes, than men of
+science and of letters) is responsible for a great deal of his work that
+is really done by the help-mate--woman. This explains why five out of
+the young lady's moneybags bore the following inscriptions in
+marking-ink: "Savings' bank," "Clothing club," "Library," "Magazines and
+hymn-books," "Three-halfpenny club"--and only three bore reference to
+private funds, as--"House-money"--"Allowance "--"Charity."
+
+It was the bag bearing this last and greatest name which the parson's
+daughter now seized and emptied into her lap. A ten-shilling piece, some
+small silver, and twopence halfpenny jingled together, and roused a
+silver-haired, tawny-pawed terrier, who left the hearthrug and came to
+smell what was the matter. His mistress's right hand--absently
+caressing--quieted his feelings; and with the left she held the
+ten-shilling piece between finger and thumb, and gazed thoughtfully at
+the other bags as they squatted in a helpless row, with twine-tied
+mouths hanging on all sides. It was only after anxious consultation with
+an account-book that the half-sovereign was exchanged for silver; thanks
+to the clothing-club bag, which looked leaner for the accommodation. In
+the three-halfpenny bag (which bulged with pence) some silver was
+further solved into copper, and the charity bag was handsomely distended
+before the whole lot was consigned once more to the table-drawer.
+
+Any one accustomed to book-keeping must smile at this bag-keeping of
+accounts; but the parson's daughter could never "bring her mind" to
+keeping the funds apart on paper, and mixing the actual cash. Indeed,
+she could never have brought her conscience to it. Unless she had taken
+the tenth for "charity" from her dress and pocket-money in coin, and put
+it then and there into the charity bag, this self-imposed rule of the
+duty of almsgiving would not have been performed to her soul's peace.
+
+The problem which had been exercising her mind that Saturday night was
+how to spend what was left of her benevolent fund in a treat for the
+children of the neighboring work-house. The fund was low, and this had
+decided the matter. The following Wednesday would be her twenty-first
+birthday. If the children came to tea with her, the foundation of the
+entertainment would, in the natural course of things, be laid in the
+Vicarage kitchen. The charity bag would provide the extras of the feast.
+Nuts, toys, and the like.
+
+When the parson's daughter locked the drawer of the bandy-legged table,
+she did so with the vigor of one who has made up her mind, and set about
+the rest of her Saturday night's duties without further delay.
+
+She put out her Sunday clothes, and her Bible and Prayer-book, and
+class-book and pencil, on the oak chest at the foot of the bed. She
+brushed and combed the silver-haired terrier, who looked abjectly
+depressed whilst this was doing, and preposterously proud when it was
+done. She washed her own hair, and studied her Sunday-school lesson for
+the morrow whilst it was drying. She spread a colored quilt at the foot
+of her white one for the terrier to sleep on--a slur which he always
+deeply resented.
+
+Then she went to bed, and slept as one ought to sleep on Saturday night,
+who is bound to be at the Sunday School by 9.15 on the following
+morning, with a clear mind on the Rudiments of the Faith, the history of
+the Prophet Elisha, and the destinations of each of the parish
+magazines.
+
+
+
+SCENE II.
+
+
+Fatherless--motherless--homeless!
+
+A little work-house-boy, with a swarthy face and tidily-cropped black
+hair, as short and thick as the fur of a mole, was grubbing, not quite
+so cleverly as a mole, in the work-house garden.
+
+He had been set to weed, but the weeding was very irregularly performed,
+for his eyes and heart were in the clouds, as he could see them over the
+big boundary wall. For there--now dark against the white, now white
+against the gray--some Air Tumbler pigeons were turning somersaults on
+their homeward way, at such short and regular intervals that they seemed
+to be tying knots in their lines of flight.
+
+It was too much! The small gardener shamelessly abandoned his duties,
+and, curving his dirty paws on each side of his mouth, threw his whole
+soul into shouting words of encouragement to the distant birds.
+
+"That's a good un! On with thee! Over ye go! Oo--ooray!"
+
+It was this last prolonged cheer which drowned the sound of footsteps on
+the path behind him, so that if he had been a tumbler pigeon himself he
+could not have jumped more nimbly when a man's hand fell upon his
+shoulder. Up went his arms to shield his ears from a well-merited
+cuffing; but fate was kinder to him than he deserved. It was only an old
+man (prematurely aged with drink and consequent poverty), whose faded
+eyes seemed to rekindle as he also gazed after the pigeons, and spoke as
+one who knows.
+
+"Yon's Daddy Darwin's Tumblers."
+
+This old pauper had only lately come into "the House" (the house that
+never was a home!), and the boy clung eagerly to his flannel sleeve, and
+plied him thick and fast with questions about the world without the
+workhouse-walls, and about the happy owner of those yet happier
+creatures who were free not only on the earth, but in the skies.
+
+The poor old pauper was quite as willing to talk as the boy was to
+listen. It restored some of that self-respect which we lose under the
+consequences of our follies to be able to say that Daddy Darwin and he
+had been mates together, and had had pigeon-fancying in common "many a
+long year afore" he came into the House.
+
+And so these two made friendship over such matters as will bring man and
+boy together to the end of time. And the old pauper waxed eloquent on
+the feats of Homing Birds and Tumblers, and on the points of Almonds and
+Barbs, Fantails and Pouters; sprinkling his narrative also with high
+sounding and heterogeneous titles, such as Dragons and Archangels, Blue
+Owls and Black Priests, Jacobines, English Horsemen and Trumpeters. And
+through much boasting of the high stakes he had had on this and that
+pigeon-match then, and not a few bitter complaints of the harsh
+hospitality of the House he "had come to" now, it never seemed to occur
+to him to connect the two, or to warn the lad who hung upon his lips
+that one cannot eat his cake with the rash appetites of youth, and yet
+hope to have it for the support and nourishment of his old age.
+
+The longest story the old man told was of a "bit of a trip" he had made
+to Liverpool, to see some Antwerp Carriers flown from thence to Ghent,
+and he fixed the date of this by remembering that his twin sons were
+born in his absence, and that though their birthday was the very day of
+the race, his "missus turned stoopid," as women (he warned the boy) are
+apt to do, and refused to have them christened by uncommon names
+connected with the fancy. All the same, he bet the lads would have been
+nicknamed the Antwerp Carriers, and known as such to the day of their
+death, if this had not come so soon and so suddenly, of croup; when (as
+it oddly chanced) he was off on another "bit of a holiday" to fly some
+pigeons of his own in Lincolnshire.
+
+This tale had not come to an end when a voice of authority called for
+"Jack March," who rubbed his mole-like head, and went ruefully off,
+muttering that he should "catch it now."
+
+"Sure enough! sure enough!" chuckled the unamiable old pauper.
+
+But again fate was kinder to the lad than his friend. His negligent
+weeding passed unnoticed, because he was wanted in a hurry to join the
+other children in the school-room. The parson's daughter had come, the
+children were about to sing to her, and Jack's voice could not be
+dispensed with.
+
+He "cleaned himself" with alacrity, and taking his place in the circle
+of boys standing with their hands behind their backs, he lifted up a
+voice worthy of a cathedral choir, whilst varying the monotony of sacred
+song by secretly snatching at the tail of the terrier as it went
+snuffing round the legs of the group. And in this feat he proved as much
+superior to the rest of the boys (who also tried it) as he excelled them
+in the art of singing.
+
+Later on he learned that the young lady had come to invite them all to
+have tea with her on her birthday. Later still he found the old pauper
+once more, and questioned him closely about the village and the
+Vicarage, and as to which of the parishioners kept pigeons, and where.
+
+And when he went to his straw bed that night, and his black head
+throbbed with visions and high hopes, these were not entirely of the
+honor of drinking tea with a pretty young lady, and how one should
+behave himself in such abashing circumstances. He did not even dream
+principally of the possibility of getting hold of that silver-haired,
+tawny-pawed dog by the tail under freer conditions than those of this
+afternoon, though that was a refreshing thought.
+
+What kept him long awake was thinking of this. From the top of an old
+walnut-tree at the top of a field at the back of the Vicarage, you could
+see a hill, and on the top of the hill some farm buildings. And it was
+here (so the old pauper had told him) that those pretty pigeons lived,
+who, though free to play about among the clouds, yet condescended to
+make an earthly home--in Daddy Darwin's Dovecot.
+
+
+
+SCENE III.
+
+
+Two and two, girls and boys, the young lady's guests marched down to the
+Vicarage. The school-mistress was anxious that each should carry his and
+her tin mug, so as to give as little trouble as possible; but this was
+resolutely declined, much to the children's satisfaction, who had their
+walk with free hands, and their tea out of teacups and saucers, like
+anybody else.
+
+It was a fine day, and all went well. The children enjoyed themselves,
+and behaved admirably into the bargain. There was only one suspicion of
+misconduct, and the matter was so far from clear that the parson's
+daughter hushed it up, and, so to speak, dismissed the case.
+
+The children were playing at some game in which Jack March was supposed
+to excel, but when they came to look for him he could nowhere be found.
+At last he was discovered, high up among the branches of an old
+walnut-tree at the top of the field, and though his hands were unstained
+and his pockets empty, the gardener, who had been the first to spy him,
+now loudly denounced him as an ungrateful young thief. Jack, with
+swollen eyes and cheeks besmirched with angry tears, was vehemently
+declaring that he had only climbed the tree to "have a look at Master
+Darwin's pigeons," and had not picked so much as a leaf, let alone a
+walnut; and the gardener, "shaking the truth out of him" by the collar
+of his fustian jacket, was preaching loudly on the sin of adding
+falsehood to theft, when the parson's daughter came up, and, in the end,
+acquitted poor Jack, and gave him leave to amuse himself as he pleased.
+
+It did not please Jack to play with his comrades just then. He felt
+sulky and aggrieved. He would have liked to play with the terrier who
+had stood by him in his troubles, and barked at the gardener; but that
+little friend now trotted after his mistress, who had gone to
+choir-practice.
+
+Jack wandered about among the shrubberies. By-and-by he heard sounds of
+music, and led by these he came to a gate in a wall, dividing the
+Vicarage garden from the churchyard. Jack loved music, and the organ and
+the voices drew him on till he reached the church porch; but there he
+was startled by a voice that was not only not the voice of song, but was
+the utterance of a moan so doleful that it seemed the outpouring of all
+his lonely, and outcast, and injured feelings in one comprehensive howl.
+
+It was the voice of the silver-haired terrier. He was sitting in the
+porch, his nose up, his ears down, his eyes shut, his mouth open,
+bewailing in bitterness of spirit the second and greater crook of his
+lot.
+
+To what purpose were all the caresses and care and indulgence of his
+mistress, the daily walks, the weekly washings and combings, the
+constant companionship, when she betrayed her abiding sense of his
+inferiority, first, by not letting him sleep on the white quilt, and
+secondly, by never allowing him to go to church?
+
+Jack shared the terrier's mood. What were tea and plum-cake to him, when
+his pauper-breeding was so stamped upon him that the gardener was free
+to say--"A nice tale too! What's thou to do wi' doves, and thou a
+work'us lad?"--and to take for granted that he would thieve and lie if
+he got the chance?
+
+His disabilities were not the dog's, however. The parish church was his
+as well as another's, and he crept inside and leaned against one of the
+stone pillars, as if it were a big, calm friend.
+
+Far away, under the transept, a group of boys and men held their music
+near to their faces in the waning light. Among them towered the burly
+choirmaster, baton in hand. The parson's daughter was at the organ. Well
+accustomed to produce his voice to good purpose, the choirmaster's words
+were clearly to be heard throughout the building, and it was on the
+subject of articulation and emphasis, and the like, that he was
+speaking; now and then throwing in an extra aspirate in the energy of
+that enthusiasm without which teaching is not worth the name.
+
+"That'll not do. We must have it altogether different. You two lads are
+singing like bumblebees in a pitcher--border there, boys!--it's no
+laughing matter--put down those papers and keep your eyes on me--inflate
+the chest--" (his own seemed to fill the field of vision) "and try and
+give forth those noble words as if you'd an idea what they meant."
+
+No satire was intended or taken here, but the two boys, who were
+practicing their duet in an anthem, laid down the music, and turned
+their eyes on their teacher.
+
+"I'll run through the recitative," he added, "and take your time from
+the stick. And mind that OH."
+
+The parson's daughter struck a chord, and then the burly choirmaster
+spoke with the voice of melody:
+
+"My heart is disquieted within me. My heart--my heart is disquieted
+within me. And the fear of death is fallen--is fallen upon me."
+
+The terrier moaned without, and Jack thought no boy's voice could be
+worth listening to after that of the choirmaster. But he was wrong. A
+few more notes from the organ, and then, as night-stillness in a wood is
+broken by the nightingale, so upon the silence of the church a
+boy-alto's voice broke forth in obedience to the choirmaster's uplifted
+hand:
+
+"_Then_, I said--I said----"
+
+Jack gasped, but even as he strained his eyes to see what such a singer
+could look like, with higher, clearer notes the soprano rose above him
+--"Then I sa--a--id," and the duet began:
+
+"Oh that I had wings--O that I had wings like a dove!"
+
+_Soprano_.--"Then would I flee away." _Alto_.--"Then would I
+flee away." _Together_.--"And be at rest--flee away and be at
+rest."
+
+The clear young voices soared and chased each other among the arches, as
+if on the very pinions for which they prayed. Then--swept from their
+seats by an upward sweep of the choirmaster's arms--the chorus rose, as
+birds rise, and carried on the strain.
+
+It was not a very fine composition, but this final chorus had the
+singular charm of fugue. And as the voices mourned like doves, "Oh that
+I had wings!" and pursued each other with the plaintive passage, "Then
+would I flee away--then would I flee away----," Jack's ears knew no
+weariness of the repetition. It was strangely like watching the rising
+and falling of Daddy Darwin's pigeons, as they tossed themselves by
+turns upon their homeward flight.
+
+After the fashion of the piece and period, the chorus was repeated, and
+the singers rose to supreme effort. The choirmaster's hands flashed
+hither and thither, controlling, inspiring, directing. He sang among the
+tenors.
+
+Jack's voice nearly choked him with longing to sing too. Could words of
+man go more deeply home to a young heart caged within workhouse walls?
+
+"Oh that I had wings like a dove! Then would I flee away--" the
+choirmaster's white hands were fluttering downwards in the dusk, and the
+chorus sank with them--"flee away and be at rest!"
+
+
+
+SCENE IV.
+
+
+Jack March had a busy little brain, and his nature was not of the limp
+type that sits down with a grief. That most memorable tea-party had
+fired his soul with two distinct ambitions. First, to be a choir-boy;
+and, secondly, to dwell in Daddy Darwin's Dovecot. He turned the matter
+over in his mind, and patched together the following facts:
+
+The Board of Guardians meant to apprentice him, Jack, to some master, at
+the earliest opportunity. Daddy Darwin (so the old pauper told him) was
+a strange old man, who had come down in the world, and now lived quite
+alone, with not a soul to help him in the house or outside it. He was
+"not to say _mazelin_ yet, but getting helpless, and uncommon
+mean."
+
+A nephew came one fine day and fetched away the old pauper, to his great
+delight. It was by their hands that Jack despatched a letter, which the
+nephew stamped and posted for him, and which was duly delivered on the
+following morning to Mr. Darwin of the Dovecot.
+
+The old man had no correspondents, and he looked long at the letter
+before he opened it. It did credit to the teaching of the workhouse
+schoolmistress:
+
+ "HONORED SIR,
+
+ "They call me Jack March. I'm a workhouse lad, but, sir, I'm a
+ good one, and the Board means to 'prentice me next time. Sir,
+ if you face the Board and take me out you shall never regret it.
+ Though I says it as shouldn't I'm a handy lad. I'll clean a floor
+ with any one, and am willing to work early and late, and at your
+ time of life you're not what you was, and them birds must take a
+ deal of seeing to. I can see them from the garden when I'm set
+ to weed, and I never saw nought like them. Oh, sir, I do beg and
+ pray you let me mind your pigeons. You'll be none the worse of a
+ lad about the place, and I shall be happy all the days of my life.
+ Sir, I'm not unthankful, but please GOD, I should like to have
+ a home, and to be with them house doves.
+
+ "From your humble servent--hoping to be--
+
+ "JACK MARCH."
+
+"Mr. Darwin, Sir. I love them Tumblers as if they was my own."
+
+Daddy Darwin thought hard and thought long over that letter. He changed
+his mind fifty times a day. But Friday was the Board day, and when
+Friday came he "faced the Board." And the little workhouse lad went home
+to Daddy Darwin's Dovecot.
+
+
+
+SCENE V.
+
+
+The bargain was oddly made, but it worked well. Whatever Jack's
+parentage may have been (and he was named after the stormy month in
+which he had been born), the blood that ran in his veins could not have
+been beggar's blood. There was no hopeless, shiftless, invincible
+idleness about him. He found work for himself when it was not given him
+to do, and he attached himself passionately and proudly to all the
+belongings of his new home.
+
+"Yon lad of yours seem handy enough, Daddy;--for a vagrant, as one may
+say." Daddy Darwin was smoking over his garden wall, and Mrs. Shaw, from
+the neighboring farm, had paused in her walk for a chat. She was a
+notable housewife, and there was just a touch of envy in her sense of
+the improved appearance of the doorsteps and other visible points of the
+Dovecot. Daddy Darwin took his pipe out of his mouth to make way for the
+force of his reply:
+
+"_Vagrant!_ Nay, missus, yon's no vagrant. _He's fettling up all
+along._ Jack's the sort if he finds a key he'll look for the lock; if
+ye give him a knife-blade he'll fashion a heft. Why, a vagrant's a chap
+that, if he'd all your maester owns to-morrow, he'd be on the tramp
+again afore t' year were out, and three years wouldn't repair the
+mischief he'd leave behind him. A vagrant's a chap that if ye lend him a
+thing he loses it; if ye give him a thing he abuses it----"
+
+"That's true enough, and there's plenty servant-girls the same," put in
+Mrs. Shaw.
+
+"Maybe there be, ma'am--maybe there be; vagrants' children, I reckon.
+But yon little chap I got from t' House comes of folk that's had stuff
+o' their own, and cared for it--choose who they were."
+
+"Well, Daddy," said his neighbor, not without malice, "I'll wish you a
+good evening. You've got a good bargain out of the parish, it seems."
+
+But Daddy Darwin only chuckled, and stirred up the ashes in the bowl of
+his pipe.
+
+"The same to you, ma'am--the same to you. Aye! he's a good bargain--a
+very good bargain is Jack March."
+
+It might be supposed from the foregoing dialogue that Daddy Darwin was a
+model householder, and the little workhouse boy the neatest creature
+breathing. But the gentle reader who may imagine this is much mistaken.
+
+Daddy Darwin's Dovecot was freehold, and when he inherited it from his
+father there was, still attached to it a good bit of the land that had
+passed from father to son through more generations than the church
+registers were old enough to record. But the few remaining acres were so
+heavily mortgaged that they had to be sold. So that a bit of house
+property elsewhere, and the old homestead itself, were all that was
+left. And Daddy Darwin had never been the sort of man to retrieve his
+luck at home, or to seek it abroad.
+
+That he had inherited a somewhat higher and more refined nature than his
+neighbors had rather hindered than helped him to prosper. And he had
+been unlucky in love. When what energies he had were in their prime, his
+father's death left him with such poor prospects that the old farmer to
+whose daughter he was betrothed broke off the match and married her
+elsewhere. His Alice was not long another man's wife. She died within a
+year from her wedding-day, and her husband married again within a year
+from her death. Her old lover was no better able to mend his broken
+heart than his broken fortunes. He only banished women from the Dovecot,
+and shut himself up from the coarse consolation of his neighbors.
+
+In this loneliness, eating a kindly heart out in bitterness of spirit,
+with all that he ought to have had--
+
+ To plough and sow
+ And reap and mow--
+
+gone from him, and in the hands of strangers; the pigeons, for which the
+Dovecot had always been famous, became the business and the pleasure of
+his life. But of late years his stock had dwindled, and he rarely went
+to pigeon-matches or competed in shows and races. A more miserable fancy
+rivalled his interest in pigeon fancying. His new hobby was hoarding;
+and money that, a few years back, he would have freely spent to improve
+his breed of Tumblers or back his Homing Birds he now added with
+stealthy pleasure to the store behind the secret panel of a fine old oak
+bedstead that had belonged to the Darwyn who owned Dovecot when the
+sixteenth century was at its latter end. In this bedstead Daddy slept
+lightly of late, as old men will, and he had horrid dreams, which old
+men need not have. The queer faces carved on the panels (one of which
+hid the money hole) used to frighten him when he was a child. They did
+not frighten him now by their grotesque ugliness, but when he looked at
+them, _and knew which was which_, he dreaded the dying out of
+twilight into dark, and dreamed of aged men living alone, who had been
+murdered for their savings. These growing fears had had no small share
+in deciding him to try Jack March; and to see the lad growing stronger,
+nimbler, and more devoted to his master's interests day by day, was a
+nightly comfort to the poor old hoarder in the bed-head.
+
+As to his keen sense of Jack's industry and carefulness, it was part of
+the incompleteness of Daddy Darwin's nature, and the ill-luck of his
+career, that he had a sensitive perception of order and beauty, and a
+shrewd observation of ways of living and qualities of character, and yet
+had allowed his early troubles to blight him so completely that he never
+put forth an effort to rise above the ruin, of which he was at least as
+conscious as his neighbors.
+
+That Jack was not the neatest creature breathing, one look at him, as he
+stood with pigeons on his head and arms and shoulders, would have been
+enough to prove. As the first and readiest repudiation of his workhouse
+antecedents he had let his hair grow till it hung in the wildest
+elf-locks, and though the terms of his service with Daddy Darwin would
+not, in any case, have provided him with handsome clothes, such as he
+had were certainly not the better for any attention he bestowed upon
+them. As regarded the Dovecot, however, Daddy Darwin had not done more
+than justice to his bargain. A strong and grateful attachment to his
+master, and a passionate love for the pigeons he tended, kept Jack
+constantly busy in the service of both; the old pigeon-fancier taught
+him the benefits of scrupulous cleanliness in the pigeon-cote, and Jack
+"stoned" the kitchen-floor and the doorsteps on his own responsibility.
+The time did come when he tidied up himself.
+
+
+
+SCENE VI.
+
+
+Daddy Darwin had made the first breach in his solitary life of his own
+free will, but it was fated to widen. The parson's daughter soon heard
+that he had got a lad from the workhouse, the very boy who sang so well
+and had climbed the walnut-tree to look at Daddy Darwin's pigeons. The
+most obvious parish questions at once presented themselves to the young
+lady's mind. "Had the boy been christened? Did he go to Church and
+Sunday School? Did he say his prayers and know his Catechism? Had he a
+Sunday suit? Would he do for the choir?"
+
+Then, supposing (a not uncommon case) that the boy _had_ been
+christened, _said_ he said his prayers, _knew_ his Catechism,
+and _was_ ready for school, church, and choir, but had not got a
+Sunday suit--a fresh series of riddles propounded themselves to her busy
+brain. Would her father yield up his everyday coat and take his Sunday
+one into weekday wear? Could the charity bag do better than pay the
+tailor's widow for adapting this old coat to the new chorister's back,
+taking it in at the seams, turning it wrong-side out, and getting new
+sleeves out of the old tails? Could she herself spare the boots which
+the village cobbler had just re-soled for her--somewhat clumsily--and
+would the "allowance" bag bear this strain? Might she hope to coax an
+old pair of trowsers out of her cousin, who was spending his Long
+Vacation at the Vicarage, and who never reckoned very closely with
+_his_ allowance, and kept no charity bag at all? Lastly would "that
+old curmudgeon at the Dovecot" let his little farm-boy go to church and
+school and choir?
+
+"I must go and persuade him," said the young lady.
+
+What she said, and what (at the time) Daddy Darwin said, Jack never
+knew. He was at high sport with the terrier round the big sweet-brier
+bush, when he saw his old master slitting the seams of his
+weather-beaten coat in the haste with which he plucked crimson clove
+carnations as if they had been dandelions, and presented them, not
+ungracefully, to the parson's daughter.
+
+Jack knew why she had come, and strained his ears to catch his own name.
+But Daddy Darwin was promising pipings of the cloves.
+
+"They are such dear old-fashioned things," said she, burying her nose in
+the bunch.
+
+"We're old-fashioned altogether, here, Miss," said Daddy Darwin, looking
+wistfully at the tumble-down house behind them.
+
+"You're very pretty here," said she, looking also, and thinking what a
+sketch it would make, if she could keep on friendly terms with this old
+recluse, and get leave to sit in the garden. Then her conscience smiting
+her for selfishness, she turned her big eyes on him and put out her
+small hand.
+
+"I am very much obliged to you, Mr. Darwin, very much obliged to you
+indeed. And I hope that Jack will do credit to your kindness. And thank
+you so much for the cloves," she added, hastily changing a subject which
+had cost some argument, and which she did not wish to have reopened.
+
+Daddy Darwin had thoughts of reopening it. He was slowly getting his
+ideas together to say that the lad should see how he got along with the
+school before trying the choir, when he found the young lady's hand in
+his, and had to take care not to hurt it, whilst she rained thanks on
+him for the flowers.
+
+"You're freely welcome, Miss," was what he did say after all.
+
+In the evening, however, he was very moody, but Jack was dying of
+curiosity, and at last could contain himself no longer.
+
+"What did Miss Jenny want, Daddy?" he asked.
+
+The old man looked very grim.
+
+"First to make a fool of me, and i' t' second place to make a fool of
+thee," was his reply. And he added with pettish emphasis, "They're all
+alike, gentle and simple. Lad, lad! If ye'd have any peace of your life
+never let a woman's foot across your threshold. Steek t' door of your
+house--if ye own one--and t' door o' your heart--if ye own one--and then
+ye'll never rue. Look at this coat!"
+
+And the old man went grumpily to bed, and dreamed that Miss Jenny had
+put her little foot over his threshold, and that he had shown her the
+secret panel, and let her take away his savings.
+
+And Jack went to bed, and dreamed that he went to school, and showed
+himself to Phoebe Shaw in his Sunday suit.
+
+This dainty little damsel had long been making havoc in Jack's heart.
+The attraction must have been one of contrast, for whereas Jack was
+black and grubby, and had only week-day clothes--which were ragged at
+that--Phoebe was fair, and exquisitely clean, and quite terribly tidy.
+Her mother was the neatest woman in the parish. It was she who was wont
+to say to her trembling handmaid, "I hope I can black a grate without
+blacking myself." But little Phoebe promised so far to out-do her
+mother, that it seemed doubtful if she could "black herself" if she
+tried. Only the bloom of childhood could have resisted the polishing
+effects of yellow soap, as Phoebe's brow and cheeks did resist it. Her
+shining hair was--compressed into a plait that would have done credit to
+a rope-maker. Her pinafores were speckless, and as to her white Whitsun
+frock--Jack could think of nothing the least like Phoebe in that, except
+a snowy fantail strutting about the Dovecot roof; and, to say the truth,
+the likeness was most remarkable.
+
+It has been shown that Jack March had a mind to be master of his fate,
+and he did succeed in making friends with little Phoebe Shaw. This was
+before Miss Jenny's visit, but the incident shall be recorded here.
+
+Early on Sunday mornings it was Jack's custom to hide his work-day garb
+in an angle of the ivy-covered wall of the Dovecot garden, only letting
+his head appear over the top, from whence he watched to see Phoebe pass
+on her way to Sunday School, and to bewilder himself with the sight of
+her starched frock, and her airs with her Bible and Prayer-book, and
+class card, and clean pocket-handkerchief.
+
+Now, amongst the rest of her Sunday paraphernalia, Phoebe always carried
+a posy, made up with herbs and some strong smelling flowers.
+Countrywomen take mint and southernwood to a long hot service, as fine
+ladies take smelling-bottles (for it is a pleasant delusion with some
+writers that the weaker sex is a strong sex in the working classes). And
+though Phoebe did not suffer from "fainty feels" like her mother, she
+and her little playmates took posies to Sunday School, and refreshed
+their nerves in the stream of question and answer, and hair oil and
+corduroy, with all the airs of their elders.
+
+One day she lost her posy on her way to school, and her loss was Jack's
+opportunity. He had been waiting half-an-hour among the ivy, when he saw
+her just below him, fuzzling round and round like a kitten chasing
+its tail. He sprang to the top of the wall.
+
+"Have ye lost something?" he gasped.
+
+"My posy," said poor Phoebe, lifting her sweet eyes, which were full of
+tears.
+
+A second spring brought Jack into the dust at her feet, where he
+searched most faithfully, and was wandering along the path by which she
+had come, when she called him back.
+
+"Never mind," she said. "They'll most likely be dusty by now."
+
+Jack was not used to think the worse of anything for a coating of dust;
+but he paused, trying to solve the perpetual problem of his situation,
+and find out what the little maid really wanted.
+
+"'Twas only Old Man and marygolds," said she. "They're common enough."
+
+A light illumined Jack's understanding.
+
+"We've Old Man i' plenty. Wait, and I'll get thee a fresh posy." And he
+began to reclimb the wall.
+
+But Phoebe drew nearer. She stroked down her frock, and spoke mincingly
+but confidentially. "My mother says Daddy Darwin has red bergamot i' his
+garden. We've none i' ours. My mother always says there's nothing like
+red bergamot to take to church. She says it's a deal more refreshing
+than Old Man, and not so common. My mother says she's always meaning to
+ask Daddy Darwin to let us have a root to set; but she doesn't often see
+him, and when she does she doesn't think on. But she always says there's
+nothing like red bergamot, and my Aunt Nancy, she says the same."
+
+"_Red_ is it?" cried Jack. "You wait there, love." And before
+Phoebe could say him nay, he was over the wall and back again with his
+arms full.
+
+"Is it any o' this lot?" he inquired, dropping a small haycock of
+flowers at her feet.
+
+"Don't ye know one from t'other?" asked Phoebe, with round eyes of
+reproach. And spreading her clean kerchief on the grass she laid her
+Bible and Prayer-book and class card on it, and set vigorously and
+nattily to work, picking one flower and another from the fragrant
+confusion, nipping the stalks to even lengths, rejecting withered
+leaves, and instructing Jack as she proceeded.
+
+"I suppose ye know a rose? That's a double velvet.[4] They dry sweeter
+than lavender for linen. These dark red things is pheasants' eyes; but,
+dear, dear, what a lad! Ye'd dragged it up by the roots! And eh! what
+will Master Darwin say when he misses these pink hollyhocks And only in
+bud, too! _There's_ red Bergamot: smell it!"[5]
+
+[Footnote 4: Double velvet, an old summer rose, not common now It is
+described by Parkinson.]
+
+[Footnote 5: Red Bergamot, or Twinflower; _Monarda Didyma_.]
+
+It had barely touched Jack's willing nose when it was hastily withdrawn.
+Phoebe had caught sight of Polly and Susan Smith coming to school, and
+crying that she should be late and must run, the little maid picked up
+her paraphernalia (not forgetting the red bergamot), and fled down the
+lane. And Jack, with equal haste, snatched up the tell-tale heap of
+flowers and threw them into a disused pig-sty, where it was unlikely
+that Daddy Darwin would go to look for his poor pink hollyhocks.
+
+
+
+SCENE VII.
+
+
+April was a busy month in the Dovecot. Young birds were chipping the
+egg, parent birds were feeding their young or relieving each other on
+the nest, and Jack and his master were constantly occupied and excited.
+
+One night Daddy Darwin went to bed; but, though he was tired, he did not
+sleep long. He had sold a couple of handsome but quarrelsome pigeons, to
+advantage, and had added their price to the hoard in the bed-head. This
+had renewed his old fears, for the store was becoming very valuable; and
+he wondered if it had really escaped Jack's quick observation, or
+whether the boy knew about it, and, perhaps, talked about it. As he lay
+and worried himself he fancied he heard sounds without--the sound of
+footsteps and of voices. Then his heart beat till he could hear nothing
+else; then he could undoubtedly hear nothing at all; then he certainly
+heard something which probably was rats. And so he lay in a cold sweat,
+and pulled the rug over his face, and made up his mind to give the money
+to the parson, for the poor, if he was spared till daylight.
+
+He _was_ spared till daylight, and had recovered himself, and
+settled to leave the money where it was, when Jack rushed in from the
+pigeon-house with a face of dire dismay. He made one or two futile
+efforts to speak, and then unconsciously used the words Shakespeare has
+put into the mouth of Macduff, "All my pretty 'uns!" and so burst into
+tears.
+
+And when the old man made his way to the pigeon-house, followed by poor
+Jack, he found that the eggs were cold and the callow young shivering in
+deserted nests, and that every bird was gone. And then he remembered the
+robbers, and was maddened by the thought that whilst he lay expecting
+thieves to break in and steal his money he had let them get safely off
+with his whole stock of pigeons.
+
+Daddy Darwin had never taken up arms against his troubles, and this one
+crushed him.
+
+The fame and beauty of his house-doves were all that was left of
+prosperity about the place, and now there was nothing left--
+_nothing_! Below this dreary thought lay a far more bitter one,
+which he dared not confide to Jack. He had heard the robbers; he
+might have frightened them away; he might at least have given the lad a
+chance to save his pets, and not a care had crossed his mind except for
+the safety of his own old bones, and of those miserable savings in the
+bed-head, which he was enduring so much to scrape together (oh satire!)
+for a distant connection whom he had never seen. He crept back to the
+kitchen, and dropped in a heap upon the settle, and muttered to himself.
+Then his thoughts wandered. Supposing the pigeons were gone for good,
+would he ever make up his mind to take that money out of the money-hole,
+and buy a fresh stock? He knew he never would, and shrank into a meaner
+heap upon the settle as he said so to himself. He did not like to look
+his faithful lad in the face.
+
+Jack looked him in the face, and, finding no help there, acted pretty
+promptly behind his back. He roused the parish constable, and fetched
+that functionary to the Dovecot before he had had bite or sup to break
+his fast. He spread a meal for him and Daddy, and borrowed the Shaws'
+light cart whilst they were eating it. The Shaws were good farmer-folk,
+they sympathized most fully; and Jack was glad of a few words of pity
+from Phoebe. She said she had watched the pretty pets "many a score of
+times," which comforted more than one of Jack's heartstrings. Phoebe's
+mother paid respect to his sense and promptitude. He had acted exactly
+as she would have done.
+
+"Daddy was right enough about yon lad," she admitted. "He's not one to
+let the grass grow under his feet."
+
+And she gave him a good breakfast whilst the horse was being "put to."
+It pleased her that Jack jumped up and left half a delicious cold
+tea-cake behind him when the cart-wheels grated outside. Mrs. Shaw sent
+Phoebe to put the cake in his pocket, and "the Measter" helped Jack in
+and took the reins. He said he would "see Daddy Darwin through it," and
+added the weight of his opinion to that of the constable, that the
+pigeons had been taken to "a beastly low place" (as he put it) that had
+lately been set up for pigeon-shooting in the outskirts of the
+neighboring town.
+
+They paused no longer at the Dovecot than was needed to hustle Daddy
+Darwin on to the seat beside Master Shaw, and for Jack to fill his
+pockets with peas, and take his place beside the constable. He had
+certain ideas of his own on the matter, which were not confused by the
+jogtrot of the light cart, which did give a final jumble to poor Daddy
+Darwin's faculties.
+
+No wonder they were jumbled! The terrors of the night past, the shock of
+the morning, the completeness of the loss, the piteous sight in the
+pigeon-house, remorseful shame, and then--after all these years, during
+which he had not gone half a mile from his own hearthstone--to be set up
+for all the world to see, on the front seat of a market-cart, back to
+back with the parish constable, and jogged off as if miles were nothing,
+and crowded streets were nothing, and the Beaulieu Gardens were nothing;
+Master Shaw talking away as easily as if they were sitting in two
+armchairs, and making no more of "stepping into" a lawyer's office, and
+"going on" to the Town Hall, than if he were talking of stepping up to
+his own bedchamber or going out into the garden!
+
+That day passed like a dream, and Daddy Darwin remembered what happened
+in it as one remembers visions of the night.
+
+He had a vision (a very unpleasing vision) of the proprietor of the
+Beaulieu Gardens, a big greasy man, with sinister eyes very close
+together, and a hook nose, and a heavy watch chain, and a bullying
+voice. He browbeat the constable very soon, and even bullied Master Shaw
+into silence. No help was to be had from him in his loud indignation at
+being supposed to traffic with thieves.
+
+When he turned the tables by talking of slander, loss of time, and
+compensation, Daddy Darwin smelt money, and tremblingly whispered to
+Master Shaw to apologize and get out of it. "They're gone for good," he
+almost sobbed: "Gone for good, like all t' rest! And I'll not be long
+after 'em."
+
+But even as he spoke he heard a sound which made him lift up his head.
+It was Jack's call at feeding-time to the pigeons at the Dovecot. And
+quick following on this most musical and most familiar sound there came
+another. The old man put both his lean hands behind his ears to be sure
+that he heard it aright--the sound of wings--the wings of a dove!
+
+The other men heard it and ran in. Whilst they were wrangling, Jack had
+slipped past them, and had made his way into a weird enclosure in front
+of the pigeon-house. And there they found him, with all the captive
+pigeons coming to his call; flying, fluttering, strutting, nestling from
+head to foot of him, he scattering peas like hail.
+
+He was the first to speak, and not a choke in his voice. His iron
+temperament was at white heat, and, as he afterwards said, he "cared no
+more for yon dirty chap wi' the big nose, nor if he were a _ratten_[6]
+in a hay-loft!"
+
+[Footnote 6: _Anglicé_ Rat.]
+
+"These is ours," he said, shortly. "I'll count 'em over, and see if
+they're right. There was only one young 'un that could fly. A white
+'un." ("It's here," interpolated Master Shaw.) "I'll pack 'em i' yon,"
+and Jack turned his thumb to a heap of hampers in a corner. "T' carrier
+can leave t' baskets at t' toll-bar next Saturday, and ye may send your
+lad for 'em, if ye keep one."
+
+The proprietor of the Beaulieu Gardens was not a man easily abashed, but
+most of the pigeons were packed before he had fairly resumed his
+previous powers of speech. Then, as Master Shaw said, he talked "on the
+other side of his mouth." Most willing was he to help to bring to
+justice the scoundrels who had deceived him and robbed Mr. Darwin, but
+he feared they would be difficult to trace. His own feeling was that of
+wishing for pleasantness among neighbors. The pigeons had been found at
+the Gardens. That was enough. He would be glad to settle the business
+out of court.
+
+Daddy Darwin heard the chink of the dirty man's money, and would have
+compounded the matter then and there. But not so the parish constable,
+who saw himself famous; and not so Jack, who turned eyes of smouldering
+fire on Master Shaw.
+
+"Maester Shaw! you'll not let them chaps get off? Daddy's mazelin' wi'
+trouble, sir, but I reckon you'll see to it."
+
+"If it costs t' worth of the pigeons ten times over, I'll see to it, my
+lad," was Master Shaw's reply. And the parish constable rose even to a
+vein of satire as he avenged himself of the man who had slighted his
+office. "Settle it out of court? Aye! I dare say. And send t' same chaps
+to fetch 'em away again t' night after. Nay--bear a hand with this
+hamper, Maester Shaw, if you please--if it's all t' same to you, Mr.
+Proprietor, I think we shall have to trouble you to step up to t' Town
+Hall by-and-by, and see if we can't get shut of them mistaking friends
+o' yours for three months any way."
+
+If that day was a trying one to Daddy Darwin the night that followed it
+was far worse. The thieves were known to the police, and the case was
+down to come on at the Town Hall the following morning; but meanwhile
+the constable thought fit to keep the pigeons under his own charge in
+the village lock-up. Jack refused to be parted from his birds, and
+remained with them, leaving Daddy Darwin alone in the Dovecot. He dared
+not go to bed, and it was not a pleasant night that he spent, dozing
+with weariness, and starting up with fright, in an arm-chair facing the
+money-hole.
+
+Some things that he had been nervous about he got quite used to,
+however. He bore himself with sufficient dignity in the publicity of the
+Town Hall, where a great sensation was created by the pigeons being let
+loose without, and coming to Jack's call. Some of them fed from the
+boy's lips, and he was the hero of the hour, to Daddy Darwin's delight.
+
+Then the lawyer and the lawyer's office proved genial and comfortable to
+him. He liked civil ways and smooth speech, and understood them far
+better than Master Shaw's brevity and uncouthness. The lawyer chatted
+kindly and intelligently; he gave Daddy Darwin wine and biscuit, and
+talked of the long standing of the Darwin family and its vicissitudes;
+he even took down some fat yellow books, and showed the old man how many
+curious laws had been made from time to time for the special protection
+of pigeons in Dovecots, very ancient statutes making the killing of a
+house-dove felony. Then 1 James I. c. 29 awarded three months'
+imprisonment "without bail or main price" to any person who should
+"shoot at, kill, or destroy with any gun, crossbow, stone-bow, or
+longbow, any house-dove or pigeon;" but allowed an alternative fine of
+twenty shillings to be paid to the churchwardens of the parish for the
+benefit of the poor. Daddy Darwin hoped there was no such alternative in
+this case, and it proved that by 2 Geo. III. c. 29, the twenty-shilling
+fine was transferred to the owner of birds; at which point another
+client called, and the polite lawyer left Daddy to study the laws by
+himself.
+
+It was when Jack as helping Master Shaw to put the horse into the cart,
+after the trial was over, that the farmer said to him, "I don't want to
+put you about, my lad, but I'm afraid you won't keep your master long.
+T'old gentleman's breaking up, mark my words! Constable and me was going
+into the _George_ for a glass, and Master Darwin left us and went
+back to the office. I says, 'What are ye going back to t' lawyer for?'
+and he says, 'I don't mind telling you, Master Shaw, but it's to make my
+will.' And off he goes. Now, there's only two more things between that
+and death, Jack March! And one's the parson, and t' other's the doctor."
+
+
+
+SCENE VIII.
+
+
+Little Phoebe Shaw coming out of the day school, and picking her way
+home to tea, was startled by folk running past her, and by a sound of
+cheering from the far end of the village, which gradually increased in
+volume, and was caught up by the bystanders as they ran. When Phoebe
+heard that it was "Constable, and Master Shaw, and Daddy Darwin and his
+lad, coming home, and the pigeons along wi' 'em," she felt inclined to
+run too; but a fit of shyness came over her, and she demurely decided to
+wait by the school-gate till they came her way. They did not come. They
+stopped. What were they doing? Another bystander explained, "They're
+shaking hands wi' Daddy, and I reckon they're making him put up t' birds
+here, to see 'em go home to t' Dovecot."
+
+Phoebe ran as if for her life. She loved beast and bird as well as Jack
+himself, and the fame of Daddy Darwin's doves was great. To see them put
+up by him to fly home after such an adventure was a sight not lightly to
+be forgone.
+
+The crowd had moved to a hillock in a neighboring field before she
+touched its outskirts. By that time it pretty well numbered the
+population of the village, from the oldest inhabitant to the youngest
+that could run. Phoebe had her mother's courage and resource. Chirping
+out feebly but clearly, "I'm Maester Shaw's little lass, will ye let me
+through?" she was passed from hand to hand, till her little fingers
+found themselves in Jack's tight clasp, and he fairly lifted her to her
+father's side.
+
+She was just in time. Some of the birds had hung about Jack, nervous, or
+expecting peas; but the hesitation was past. Free in the sweet
+sunshine--beating down the evening air with silver wings and their
+feathers like gold--ignorant of cold eggs and callow young dead in
+deserted nests--sped on their way by such a roar as rarely shook the
+village in its body corporate--they flew straight home--to Daddy
+Darwin's Dovecot.
+
+
+
+SCENE IX.
+
+
+Daddy Darwin lived a good many years after making his will, and the
+Dovecot prospered in his hands.
+
+It would be more just to say that it prospered in the hands of Jack
+March.
+
+By hook and by crook he increased the live stock about the place. Folk
+were kind to one who had set so excellent an example to other farm lads,
+though he lacked the primal virtue of belonging to the neighborhood. He
+bartered pigeons for fowls, and some one gave him a sitting of eggs to
+"see what he would make of 'em." Master Shaw gave him a little pig, with
+kind words and good counsel; and Jack cleaned out the disused pigstys,
+which were never disused again. He scrubbed his pigs with soap and water
+as if they had been Christians, and the admirable animals regardless of
+the pork they were coming to, did him infinite credit, and brought him a
+profit into the bargain, which he spent on ducks' eggs, and other
+additions to his farmyard family.
+
+The Shaws were very kind to him; and if Mrs. Shaw's secrets must be
+told, it was because Phoebe was so unchangeably and increasingly kind to
+him, that she sent the pretty maid (who had a knack of knowing her own
+mind about things) to service.
+
+Jack March was a handsome, stalwart youth now, of irreproachable
+conduct, and with qualities which Mrs. Shaw particularly prized; but he
+was but a farm-lad, and no match for her daughter.
+
+Jack only saw his sweetheart once during several years. She had not been
+well, and was at home for the benefit of "native air." He walked over
+the hill with her as they returned from church, and lived on the
+remembrance of that walk for two or three years more. Phoebe had given
+him her Prayer-book to carry, and he had found a dead flower in it, and
+had been jealous. She had asked if he knew what it was, and he had
+replied fiercely that he did not, and was not sure that he cared to
+know.
+
+"Ye never did know much about flowers," said Phoebe, demurely, "it's red
+bergamot."
+
+"I love--red bergamot," he whispered penitently. "And thou owes me a
+bit. I gave thee some once." And Phoebe had let him put the withered
+bits into his own hymn-book, which was more than he deserved.
+
+Jack was still in the choir, and taught in the Sunday School where he
+used to learn. The parson's daughter had had her own way; Daddy Darwin
+grumbled at first, but in the end he got a bottle-green Sunday-coat out
+of the oak-press that matched the bedstead, and put the house-key into
+his pocket, and went to church too. Now, for years past he had not
+failed to take his place, week by week, in the pew that was
+traditionally appropriated to the use of the Darwins of Dovecot. In such
+an hour the sordid cares of the secret panel weighed less heavily on his
+soul, and the things that are not seen came nearer--the house not made
+with hands, the treasures that rust and moth corrupt not, and which
+thieves do not break through to steal.
+
+Daddy Darwin died of old age. As his health failed, Jack nursed him with
+the tenderness of a woman; and kind inquiries, and dainties which Jack
+could not have cooked, came in from many quarters where it pleased the
+old man to find that he was held in respect and remembrance.
+
+One afternoon, coming in from the farmyard, Jack found him sitting by
+the kitchen-table as he lad left him, but with a dread look of change
+upon his face. At first he feared there had been "a stroke," but Daddy
+Darwin's mind was clear and his voice firmer than usual.
+
+"My lad," he said, "fetch me yon tea-pot out of the corner cupboard. T'
+one wi' a pole-house[7] painted on it, and some letters. Take care how
+ye shift it. It were t' merry feast-pot[8] at my christening, and yon's
+t' letters of my father's and mother's names. Take off t' lid. There's
+two bits of paper in the inside."
+
+[Footnote 7: A _pole-house_ is a small dovecot on the top of a pole.]
+
+[Footnote 8: "Merry feast-pot" is a name given to old pieces of ware,
+made in local potteries for local festivals.]
+
+Jack did as he was bid, and laid the papers (one small and yellow with
+age, the other bigger, and blue, and neatly written upon) at his
+master's right hand.
+
+"Read yon," said the old man, pushing the small one towards him. Jack
+took it up wondering. It was the letter he had written from the
+workhouse fifteen years before. That was all he could see. The past
+surged up too thickly before his eyes, and tossing it impetuously from
+him, he dropped on a chair by the table, and snatching Daddy Darwin's
+hands he held them to his face with tears.
+
+"GOD bless thee!" he sobbed. "You've been a good maester to me!"
+
+"_Daddy_," wheezed the old man. "_Daddy_, not maester." And
+drawing his right hand away, he laid it solemnly on the young man's
+head. "GOD bless _thee_, and reward thee. What have I done i' my
+feckless life to deserve a son? But if ever a lad earned a father and a
+home, thou hast earned 'em, Jack March."
+
+He moved his hand again and laid it trembling on the paper.
+
+"Every word i' this letter ye've made good. Every word, even to t' bit
+at the end. 'I love them tumblers as if they were my own,' says you.
+Lift thee head, lad, and look at me. _They are thy own!_... Yon
+blue paper's my last will and testament, made many a year back by Mr.
+Brown, of Green Street, Solicitor, and a very nice gentleman too; and
+witnessed by his clerks, two decent young chaps, and civil enough, but
+with too much watchchain for their situation. Jack March, my son, I have
+left thee maester of Dovecot and all that I have. And there's a bit of
+money in t' bed-head that'll help thee to make a fair start, and to bury
+me decently atop of my father and mother. Ye may let Bill Sexton toll an
+hour-bell for me, for I'm a old standard, if I never were good for much.
+Maybe I might ha' done better if things had happened in a different
+fashion; but the Lord knows all. I'd like a hymn at the grave, Jack, if
+the Vicar has no objections, and do thou sing if thee can. Don't fret,
+my son, thou'fet no cause. Twas that sweet voice o' thine took me back
+again to public worship, and it's not t' least of all I owe thee, Jack
+March. A poor reason lad, for taking up with a neglected duty--a poor
+reason--but the Lord is a GOD of mercy, or there'd be small chance for
+most on us. If Miss Jenny and her husband come to t' Vicarage this
+summer, say I left her my duty and an old man's blessing; and if she
+wants any roots out of t' garden, give 'em her, and give her yon old
+chest that stands in the back chamber. It belonged to an uncle of my
+mother's--a Derbyshire man. They say her husband's a rich gentleman, and
+treats her very well. I reckon she may have what she's a mind, new and
+polished, but she's always for old lumber. They're a whimsical lot,
+gentle and simple. A talking of _women_, Jack, I've a word to say,
+if I can fetch my breath to say it. Lad! as sure as you're maester of
+Dovecot, you'll give it a missus. Now take heed to me. If ye fetch any
+woman home here but Phoebe Shaw, I'll _walk_, and scare ye away
+from t' old place. I'm willing for Phoebe, and I charge ye to tell the
+lass so hereafter. And tell her it's not because she's fair--too many on
+'em are that; and not because she's thrifty and houseproud--her mother's
+that, and she's no favorite of mine; but because I've watched her
+whenever t' ould cat 's let her be at home, and it's my belief that she
+loves ye, knowing nought of _this_" (he laid his hand upon the
+will), "and that she'll stick to ye, choose what her folks may say. Aye,
+aye, she's not one of t' sort that quits a falling house--_like
+rattens_."
+
+Language fails to convey the bitterness which the old man put into these
+last two words. It exhausted him, and his mind wandered. When he had to
+some extent recovered himself he spoke again, but very feebly.
+
+"Tak' my duty to the Vicar, lad, Daddy Darwin's duty, and say he's at t'
+last feather of the shuttle, and would be thankful for the Sacrament."
+
+The Parson had come and gone. Daddy Darwin did not care to lie down, he
+breathed with difficulty; so Jack made him easy in a big armchair, and
+raked up the fire with cinders, and took a chair on the other side of
+the hearth to watch with him. The old man slept comfortably and at last,
+much wearied, the young man dozed also.
+
+He awoke because Daddy Darwin moved, but for a moment he thought he must
+be dreaming. So erect the old man stood, and with such delight in his
+wide-open eyes. They were looking over Jack's head.
+
+All that the lad had never seen upon his face seemed to have come back
+to it--youth, hope, resolution, tenderness. His lips were trembling with
+the smile of acutest joy.
+
+Suddenly he stretched out his arms, and crying, "Alice!" started forward
+and fell--dead--on the breast of his adopted son.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Craw! Craw! Craw! The crows flapped slowly home, and the Gaffers moved
+off too. The sun was down, and "damps" are bad for "rheumatics."
+
+"It's a strange tale," said Gaffer II., "but if all's true ye tell me,
+there's not too many like him."
+
+"That's right enough," Gaffer I. admitted. "He's been t' same all
+through, and ye should ha' seen the burying he gave t' old chap. He was
+rare and good to him by all accounts, and never gainsaid him ought,
+except i' not lifting his voice as he should ha' done at t' grave. Jacks
+sings a bass solo as well as any man i' t' place, but he stood yonder,
+for all t' world like one of them crows, black o' visage, and black wi'
+funeral clothes, and choked with crying like a child i'stead of a man."
+
+"Well, well, t' old chap were all he had, I reckon," said Gaffer II.
+
+"_That's_ right enough; and for going backwards, as ye may say, and
+setting a wild graff on an old standard, yon will's done well for DADDY
+DARWIN'S DOVECOT."
+
+
+
+
+THE BLIND MAN AND THE TALKING DOG.
+
+
+There was once an old man whom Fortune (whose own eyes are bandaged) had
+deprived of his sight. She had taken his hearing also, so that he was
+deaf. Poor he had always been, and as Time had stolen his youth and
+strength from him, they had only left a light burden for Death to carry
+when he should come the old man's way.
+
+But Love (who is blind also) had given the Blind Man a Dog, who led him
+out in the morning to a seat in the sun under the crab-tree, and held
+his hat for wayside alms, and brought him safely home at sunset.
+
+The Dog was wise and faithful--as dogs often are--but the wonder of him
+was that he could talk. In which will be seen the difference between
+dogs and men, most of whom can talk; whilst it is a matter for
+admiration if they are wise and faithful.
+
+One day the Mayor's little son came down the road, and by the hand he
+held his playmate Aldegunda.
+
+"Give the poor Blind Man a penny," said she.
+
+"You are always wanting me to give away my money," replied the boy
+peevishly. "It is well that my father is the richest man in the town,
+and that I have a whole silver crown yet in my pocket."
+
+But he put the penny into the hat which the Dog held out, and the Dog
+gave it to his master.
+
+"Heaven bless you," said the Blind Man.
+
+"Amen," said the Dog.
+
+"Aldegunda! Aldegunda!" cried the boy, dancing with delight. "Here is a
+dog who can talk. I would give my silver crown for him. Old man, I say,
+old man! Will you sell me your dog for a silver crown?"
+
+"My master is deaf as well as blind," said the Dog.
+
+"What a miserable old creature he must be," said the boy
+compassionately.
+
+"Men do not smile when they are miserable, do they?" said the Dog; "and
+my master smiles sometimes--when the sun warms right through our coats
+to our bones; when he feels the hat shake against his knee as the
+pennies drop in; and when I lick his hand."
+
+"But for all that, he is a poor wretched old beggar, in want of
+everything," persisted the boy. "Now I am the Mayor's only son, and he
+is the richest man in the town. Come and live with me, and I will give
+the Blind Man my silver crown. I should be perfectly happy if I had a
+talking dog of my own."
+
+"It is worth thinking of," said the Dog. "I should certainly like a
+master who was perfectly happy. You are sure that there is nothing else
+that you wish for?"
+
+"I wish I were a man," replied the boy. "To do exactly as I chose, and
+have plenty of money to spend, and holidays all the year round."
+
+"That sounds well," said the Dog. "Perhaps I had better wait till you
+grow up. There is nothing else that you want, I suppose?"
+
+"I want a horse," said the boy, "a real black charger. My father ought
+to know that I am too old for a hobby-horse. It vexes me to look at it."
+
+"I must wait for the charger, I see," said the Dog. "Nothing vexes you
+but the hobby-horse, I hope?"
+
+"Aldegunda vexes me more than anything," answered the boy, with an
+aggrieved air; "and it's very hard when I am so fond of her. She always
+tumbles down when we run races, her legs are so short. It's her birthday
+to-day, but she toddles as badly as she did yesterday, though she's a
+year older."
+
+"She will have learned to run by the time that you are a man," said the
+Dog. "So nice a little lady can give you no other cause of annoyance, I
+am sure?"
+
+The boy frowned.
+
+"She is always wanting something. She wants something now, I see. What
+do you want, Aldegunda?"
+
+"I wish--" said Aldegunda, timidly,--"I should like--the blind man to
+have the silver crown, and for us to keep the penny, if you can get it
+back out of the hat."
+
+"That's just the way you go on," said the boy, angrily. "You always
+think differently from me. Now remember, Aldegunda, I won't marry you
+when you grow big, unless you agree with what I do, like the wife in the
+story of 'What the Goodman does is sure to be right.'"
+
+On hearing this Aldegunda sobbed till she burst the strings of her hat,
+and the boy had to tie them afresh.
+
+"I won't marry you at all if you cry," said he.
+
+But at that she only cried the more, and they went away bickering into
+the green lanes.
+
+As to the old man, he had heard nothing; and when the dog licked his
+withered hand he smiled.
+
+Many a time did the boy return with his playmate to try and get the
+Talking Dog. But the Dog always asked if he had yet got all that he
+wanted, and, being an honorable child, the boy was too truthful to say
+that he was content when he was not.
+
+"The day that you want nothing more but me I will be your dog," it said.
+"Unless, indeed, my present master should have attained perfect
+happiness before you."
+
+"I am not afraid of that," said the boy.
+
+In time the Mayor died, and his widow moved to her native town and took
+her son with her.
+
+Years passed, and the Blind Man lived on; for when one gets very old and
+keeps very quiet in his little corner of the world, Death seems
+sometimes to forget to remove him.
+
+Years passed, and the Mayor's son became a man, and was strong and rich,
+and had a fine black charger. Aldegunda grew up also. She was very
+beautiful, wonderfully beautiful, and Love (who is blind) gave her to
+her old playmate.
+
+The wedding was a fine one, and when it was over the bridegroom mounted
+his black charger and took his bride behind him, and rode away into the
+green lanes.
+
+"Ah, what delight!" he said. "Now we will ride through the town where we
+lived when we were children; and if the Blind Man is still alive, you
+shall give him a silver crown; and if the Talking Dog is alive, I shall
+claim him, for to-day I am perfectly happy and want nothing."
+
+Aldegunda thought to herself--"We are so happy, and have so much, that I
+do not like to take the Blind Man's dog from him;" but she did not dare
+to say so. One--if not two--must bear and forbear to be happy even on
+one's wedding day.
+
+By-and-bye they rode under the crab-tree, but the seat was empty. "What
+has become of the Blind Man?" the Mayor's son asked of a peasant who was
+near.
+
+"He died two days ago," said the peasant. "He is buried to-day, and the
+priest and chanters are now returning from the grave."
+
+"And the Talking Dog?" asked the young man.
+
+"He is at the grave now," said the peasant; "but he has neither spoken
+nor eaten since his master died."
+
+"We have come in the nick of time," said the young man triumphantly, and
+he rode to the churchyard.
+
+By the grave was the dog, as the man had said, and up the winding path
+came the priest and his young chanters, who sang with shrill, clear
+voices--"Blessed are the dead who die in the Lord."
+
+"Come and live with me, now your old master is gone," said the young
+man, stooping over the dog. But he made no reply.
+
+"I think he is dead, sir," said the grave-digger.
+
+"I don't believe it," said the young man fretfully. "He was an Enchanted
+Dog, and he promised I should have him when I could say what I am ready
+to say now. He should have kept his promise."
+
+But Aldegunda had taken the dog's cold head into her arms, and her tears
+fell fast over it.
+
+"You forget," she said; "he only promised to come to you when you were
+happy, if his old master were not happier first; and, perhaps--"
+
+"I remember that you always disagree with me," said the young man,
+impatiently. "You always did do so. Tears on our wedding-day, too! I
+suppose the truth is that no one is happy."
+
+Aldegunda made no answer, for it is not from those one loves that he
+will willingly learn that with a selfish and imperious temper happiness
+never dwells.
+
+And as they rode away again into the green lanes, the shrill voices of
+the chanters followed them--"Blessed are the dead. Blessed are the
+dead."
+
+
+
+
+"SO-SO."
+
+
+"Be sure, my child," said the widow to her little daughter, "that you
+always do just as you are told."
+
+"Very well, Mother."
+
+"Or at any rate do what will do just as well," said the small house-dog,
+as he lay blinking at the fire.
+
+"You darling!" cried little Joan, and she sat down on the hearth and
+hugged him. But he got up and shook himself, and moved three turns
+nearer the oven, to be out of the way; for though her arms were soft she
+had kept her doll in them, and that was made of wood, which hurts.
+
+"What a dear, kind house-dog you are!" said little Joan, and she meant
+what she said, for it does feel nice to have the sharp edges of one's
+duty a little softened off for one.
+
+He was no particular kind of a dog, but he was very smooth to stroke,
+and had a nice way of blinking with his eyes, which it was soothing to
+see. There had been a difficulty about his name. The name of the
+house-dog before him was Faithful, and well it became him, as his
+tombstone testified. The one before that was called Wolf. He was very
+wild, and ended his days on the gallows, for worrying sheep. The little
+house-dog never chased anything, to the widow's knowledge. There was no
+reason whatever for giving him a bad name, and she thought of several
+good ones, such as Faithful, and Trusty, and Keeper, which are fine
+old-fashioned titles, but none of these seemed quite perfectly to suit
+him. So he was called So-so; and a very nice soft name it is.
+
+The widow was only a poor woman, though she contrived by her industry to
+keep a decent home together, and to get now one and now another little
+comfort for herself and her child.
+
+One day she was going out on business, and she called her little
+daughter and said to her, "I am going out for two hours. You are too
+young to protect yourself and the house, and So-so is not as strong as
+Faithful was. But when I go, shut the house-door and bolt the big wooden
+bar, and be sure that you do not open it for any reason whatever till I
+return. If strangers come, So-so may bark, which he can do as well as a
+bigger dog. Then they will go away. With this summer's savings I have
+bought a quilted petticoat for you and a duffle cloak for myself against
+the winter, and if I get the work I am going after to-day, I shall buy
+enough wool to knit warm stockings for us both. So be patient till I
+return, and then we will have the plumcake that is in the cupboard for
+tea."
+
+"Thank you, Mother."
+
+"Good-bye, my child. Be sure you do just as I have told you," said the
+widow.
+
+"Very well, Mother."
+
+Little Joan laid down her doll, and shut the house-door, and fastened
+the big bolt. It was very heavy, and the kitchen looked gloomy when she
+had done it.
+
+"I wish Mother had taken us all three with her, and had locked the house
+and put the key in her big pocket, as she has done before," said little
+Joan, as she got into the rocking-chair, to put her doll to sleep.
+
+"Yes, it would have done just as well," So-so replied as he stretched
+himself on the hearth.
+
+By-and-bye Joan grew tired of hushabying the doll, who looked none the
+sleepier for it, and she took the three-legged stool and sat down in
+front of the clock to watch the hands. After a while she drew a deep
+sigh.
+
+"There are sixty seconds in every single minute, So-so," said she.
+
+"So I have heard," said So-so. He was snuffing in the back place, which
+was not usually allowed.
+
+"And sixty whole minutes in every hour, So-so."
+
+"You don't say so!" growled So-so. He had not found a bit, and the cake
+was on the top shelf. There was not so much as a spilt crumb, though he
+snuffed in every corner of the kitchen, till he stood snuffing under the
+house-door.
+
+"The air smells fresh," he said.
+
+"It's a beautiful day, I know," said little Joan. "I wish Mother had
+allowed us to sit on the doorstep. We could have taken care of the
+house--"
+
+"Just as well," said So-so.
+
+Little Joan came to smell the air at the keyhole, and, as So-so had
+said, it smelt very fresh. Besides, one could see from the window how
+fine the evening was.
+
+"It's not exactly what Mother told us to do," said Joan, "but I do
+believe--"
+
+"It would do just as well," said So-so.
+
+By-and-bye little Joan unfastened the bar, and opened the door, and she
+and the doll and So-so went out and sat on the doorstep.
+
+Not a stranger was to be seen. The sun shone delightfully. An evening
+sun, and not too hot. All day it had been ripening the corn in the field
+close by, and this glowed and waved in the breeze.
+
+"It does just as well, and better," said little Joan, "for if anyone
+comes we can see him coming up the field-path."
+
+"Just so," said So-so, blinking in the sunshine.
+
+Suddenly Joan jumped up.
+
+"Oh!" cried she, "there's a bird, a big bird. Dear So-so, can you see
+him? I can't, because of the sun. What a queer noise he makes. Crake!
+crake! Oh, I can see him now! He is not flying, he is running, and he
+has gone into the corn. I do wish I were in the corn, I would catch him,
+and put him in a cage."
+
+"I'll catch him," said So-so, and he put up his tail, and started off.
+
+"No, no!" cried Joan. "You are not to go. You must stay and take care of
+the house, and bark if any one comes."
+
+"You could scream, and that would do just as well," replied So-so, with
+his tail still up.
+
+"No, it wouldn't," cried little Joan.
+
+"Yes, it would," reiterated So-so.
+
+Whilst they were bickering, an old woman came up to the door; she had a
+brown face, and black hair, and a very old red cloak.
+
+"Good evening, my little dear," said she. "Are you all at home this fine
+evening?"
+
+"Only three of us," said Joan; "I, and my doll, and So-so. Mother' has
+gone to the town on business, and we are taking care of the house, but
+So-so wants to go after the bird we saw run into the corn."
+
+"Was it a pretty bird, my little dear?" asked the old woman.
+
+"It was a very curious one," said Joan, "and I should like to go after
+it myself, but we can't leave the house."
+
+"Dear, dear! Is there no neighbor would sit on the doorstep for you and
+keep the house till you just slip down to the field after the curious
+bird?" said the old woman.
+
+"I'm afraid not," said little Joan. "Old Martha, our neighbor, is now
+bedridden. Of course, if she had been able to mind the house instead of
+us, it would have done just as well."
+
+"I have some distance to go this evening," said the old woman, "but I do
+not object to a few minutes' rest, and sooner than that you should lose
+the bird I will sit on the doorstep to oblige you, while you run down to
+the cornfield."
+
+"But can you bark if any one comes?" asked little Joan. "For if you
+can't, So-so must stay with you."
+
+"I can call you and the dog if I see any one coming, and that will do
+just as well," said the old woman.
+
+"So it will," replied little Joan, and off she ran to the cornfield,
+where, for that matter, So-so had run before her, and was bounding and
+barking and springing among the wheat stalks.
+
+They did not catch the bird, though they stayed longer than they had
+intended, and though So-so seemed to know more about hunting than was
+supposed.
+
+"I dare say mother has come home," said little Joan, as they went back
+up the field-path. "I hope she won't think we ought to have stayed in
+the house."
+
+"It was taken care of," said So-so, "and that must do just as well."
+
+When they reached the house, the widow had not come home.
+
+But the old woman had gone, and she had taken the quilted petticoat and
+the duffle cloak, and the plum-cake from the top shelf away with her;
+and no more was ever heard of any of the lot.
+
+"For the future, my child," said the widow, "I hope you will always do
+just as you are told, whatever So-so may say."
+
+"I will, Mother," said little Joan (And she did.) But the house-dog sat
+and blinked. He dared not speak, he was in disgrace.
+
+I do not feel quite sure about So-so. Wild dogs often amend their ways
+far on this side of the gallows, and the faithful sometimes fall; but
+when any one begins by being only So-so, he is very apt to be So-so to
+the end. So-sos so seldom change.
+
+But this one was _very_ soft and nice, and he got no cake that
+tea-time. On the whole, we will hope that he lived to be a good dog ever
+after.
+
+
+
+
+THE TRINITY FLOWER.
+
+A LEGEND.
+
+
+ "Break forth, my lips, in praise, and own
+ The wiser love severely kind:
+ Since, richer for its chastening grown,
+ I see, whereas I once was blind."
+ _The Clear Vision, J. G. Whittler_
+
+
+In days of yore there was once a certain hermit, who dwelt in a cell,
+which he had fashioned for himself from a natural cave in the side of a
+hill.
+
+Now this hermit had a great love for flowers, and was moreover learned
+in the virtues of herbs, and in that great mystery of healing which lies
+hidden among the green things of God. And so it came to pass that the
+country people from all parts came to him for the simples which grew in
+the little garden which he had made before his cell. And as his fame
+spread, and more people came to him, he added more and more to the plat
+which he had reclaimed from the waste land around.
+
+But after many years there came a spring when the colors of the flowers
+seemed paler to the hermit than they used to be; and as summer drew on
+their shapes became indistinct, and he mistook one plant for another;
+and when autumn came, he told them by their various scents, and by their
+form, rather than by sight; and when the flowers were gone, and winter
+had come, the hermit was quite blind.
+
+Now in the hamlet below there lived a boy who had become known to the
+hermit on this manner. On the edge of the hermit's garden there grew two
+crab trees, from the fruit of which he made every year a certain
+confection which was very grateful to the sick. One year many of these
+crab-apples were stolen, and the sick folk of the hamlet had very little
+conserve. So the following year, as the fruit was ripening, the hermit
+spoke every day to those who came to his cell, saying:--
+
+"I pray you, good people, to make it known that he who robs these crab
+trees, robs not me alone, which is dishonest, but the sick, which is
+inhuman."
+
+And yet once more the crab-apples were taken.
+
+The following evening, as the hermit sat on the side of the hill, he
+overheard two boys disputing about the theft.
+
+"It must either have been a very big man, or a small boy to do it," said
+one. "So I say, and I have my reason."
+
+"And what is thy reason, Master Wiseacre?" asked the other.
+
+"The fruit is too high to be plucked except by a very big man," said the
+first boy. "And the branches are not strong enough for any but a child
+to climb."
+
+"Canst thou think of no other way to rob an apple-tree but by standing
+a-tip-toe, or climbing up to the apples, when they should come down to
+thee?" said the second boy. "Truly thy head will never save thy heels;
+but here's a riddle for thee:
+
+ "Riddle me riddle me re,
+ Four big brothers are we;
+ We gather the fruit, but climb never a tree.
+
+"Who are they?"
+
+"Four tall robbers, I suppose," said the other.
+
+"Tush!" cried his comrade. "They are the four winds; and when they
+whistle, down falls the ripest. But others can shake besides the winds,
+as I will show thee if thou hast any doubts in the matter."
+
+And as he spoke he sprang to catch the other boy, who ran from him; and
+they chased each other down the hill, and the hermit heard no more.
+
+But as he turned to go home he said, "The thief was not far away when
+thou stoodst near. Nevertheless, I will have patience. It needs not that
+I should go to seek thee, for what saith the Scripture? _Thy sin_
+will find thee out." And he made conserve of such apples as were left,
+and said nothing.
+
+Now after a certain time a plague broke out in the hamlet; and it was so
+sore, and there were so few to nurse the many who were sick, that,
+though it was not the wont of the hermit ever to leave his place, yet in
+their need he came down and ministered to the people in the village. And
+one day, as he passed a certain house, he heard moans from within, and
+entering, he saw lying upon a bed a boy who tossed and moaned in fever,
+and cried out most miserably that his throat was parched and burning.
+And when the hermit looked upon his face, behold it was the boy who had
+given the riddle of the four winds upon the side of the hill.
+
+Then the hermit fed him with some of the confection which he had with
+him, and it was so grateful to the boy's parched palate, that he thanked
+and blessed the hermit aloud, and prayed him to leave a morsel of it
+behind, to soothe his torments in the night.
+
+Then said the hermit, "My Son, I would that I had more of this
+confection, for the sake of others as well as for thee. But indeed I
+have only two trees which bear the fruit whereof this is made; and in
+two successive years have the apples been stolen by some thief, thereby
+robbing not only me, which is dishonest, but the poor, which is
+inhuman."
+
+Then the boy's theft came back to his mind, and he burst into tears, and
+cried, "My Father, I took the crab-apples!"
+
+And after awhile he recovered his health; the plague also abated in the
+hamlet, and the hermit went back to his cell. But the boy would
+thenceforth never leave him, always wishing to show his penitence and
+gratitude. And though the hermit sent him away, he ever returned,
+saying,
+
+"Of what avail is it to drive me from thee, since I am resolved to serve
+thee, even as Samuel served Eli, and Timothy ministered unto St. Paul?"
+
+But the hermit said, "My rule is to live alone, and without companions;
+wherefore begone."
+
+And when the boy still came, he drove him from the garden.
+
+Then the boy wandered far and wide, over moor and bog, and gathered rare
+plants and herbs, and laid them down near the hermit's cell. And when
+the hermit was inside, the boy came into the garden, and gathered the
+stones and swept the paths, and tied up such plants as were drooping,
+and did all neatly and well, for he was a quick and skilful lad. And
+when the hermit said,
+
+"Thou hast done well, and I thank thee; but now begone," he only
+answered,
+
+"What avails it, when I am resolved to serve thee?"
+
+So at last there came a day when the hermit said, "It may be that it is
+ordained; wherefore abide, my Son."
+
+And the boy answered, "Even so, for I am resolved to serve thee."
+
+Thus he remained. And thenceforward the hermit's garden throve as it had
+never thriven before. For, though he had skill, the hermit was old and
+feeble; but the boy was young and active, and he worked hard, and it was
+to him a labor of love. And being a clever boy, he quickly knew the
+names and properties of the plants as well as the hermit himself. And
+when he was not working, he would go far afield to seek for new herbs.
+And he always returned to the village at night.
+
+Now when the hermit's sight began to fail, the boy put him right if he
+mistook one plant for another; and when the hermit became quite blind,
+he relied completely upon the boy to gather for him the herbs that he
+wanted. And when anything new was planted, the boy led the old man to
+the spot, that he might know that it was so many paces in such a
+direction from the cell, and might feel the shape and texture of the
+leaves, and learn its scent. And through the skill and knowledge of the
+boy, the hermit was in no wise hindered from preparing his accustomed
+remedies, for he knew the names and virtues of the herbs, and where
+every plant grew. And when the sun shone, the boy would guide his
+master's steps into the garden, and would lead him up to certain
+flowers; but to those which had a perfume of their own the old man could
+go without help, being guided by the scent. And as he fingered their
+leaves and breathed their fragrance, he would say, "Blessed be GOD for
+every herb of the field, but thrice blessed for those that smell."
+
+And at the end of the garden was a set bush of rosemary. "For," said the
+hermit, "to this we must all come." Because rosemary is the herb they
+scatter over the dead. And he knew where almost everything grew, and
+what he did not know the boy told him.
+
+Yet for all this, and though he had embraced poverty and solitude with
+joy, in the service of GOD and man, yet so bitter was blindness to him,
+that he bewailed the loss of his sight, with a grief that never
+lessened.
+
+"For," said he, "if it had pleased our Lord to send me any other
+affliction, such as a continual pain or a consuming sickness, I would
+have borne it gladly, seeing it would have left me free to see these
+herbs, which I use for the benefit of the poor. But now the sick suffer
+through my blindness, and to this boy also I am a continual burden."
+
+And when the boy called him at the hours of prayer, saying, "My Father,
+it is now time for the Nones office, for the marygold is closing," or
+"The Vespers bell will soon sound from the valley, for the bindweed
+bells are folded," and the hermit recited the appointed prayers, he
+always added,
+
+"I beseech Thee take away my blindness, as Thou didst heal Thy servant
+the son of Timaeus."
+
+And as the boy and he sorted herbs, he cried,
+
+"Is there no balm in Gilead?"
+
+And the boy answered, "The balm of Gilead grows six full paces from the
+gate, my Father."
+
+But the hermit said, "I spoke in a figure, my son I meant not that herb.
+But, alas! Is there no remedy to heal the physician? No cure for the
+curer?"
+
+And the boy's heart grew heavier day by day, because of the hermit's
+grief. For he loved him.
+
+Now one morning as the boy came up from the village, the hermit met him,
+groping painfully with his hands, but with joy in his countenance, and
+he said, "Is that thy step, my son? Come in, for I have somewhat to tell
+thee."
+
+And he said, "A vision has been vouchsafed to me, even a dream.
+Moreover, I believe that there shall be a cure for my blindness." Then
+the boy was glad, and begged of the hermit to relate his dream, which he
+did as follows:--
+
+"I dreamed, and behold I stood in the garden--thou also with me--and
+many people were gathered at the gate, to whom, with thy help, I gave
+herbs of healing in such fashion as I have been able since this
+blindness came upon me. And when they were gone, I smote upon my
+forehead, and said, 'Where is the herb that shall heal my affliction?'
+And a voice beside me said, 'Here, my son,' And I cried to thee, 'Who
+spoke?' And thou saidst, 'It is a man in pilgrim's weeds, and lo, he
+hath a strange flower in his hand.' Then said the Pilgrim, 'It is a
+Trinity Flower. Moreover, I suppose that when thou hast it, thou wilt
+see clearly.' Then I thought that thou didst take the flower from the
+Pilgrim and put it in my hand. And lo, my eyes were opened, and I saw
+clearly. And I knew the Pilgrim's face, though where I have seen him I
+cannot yet recall. But I believed him to be Raphael the Archangel--he
+who led Tobias, and gave sight to his father. And even as it came to me
+to know him, he vanished; and I saw him no more."
+
+"And what was the Trinity Flower like, my Father?" asked the boy.
+
+"It was about the size of Herb Paris, my son," replied the hermit. "But
+instead of being fourfold every way, it numbered the mystic Three. Every
+part was threefold. The leaves were three, the petals three, the sepals
+three. The flower was snow-white, but on each of the three parts it was
+stained with crimson stripes, like white garments dyed in blood."
+[Footnote: _Trillium erythrocarpum._ North America.]
+
+Then the boy started up, saying, "If there be such a plant on the earth
+I will find it for thee."
+
+But the hermit laid his hand on him, and said, "Nay, my son, leave me
+not, for I have need of thee. And the flower will come yet, and then I
+shall see."
+
+And all day long the old man murmured to himself, "Then I shall see."
+
+"And didst thou see me, and the garden, in thy dream, my Father?" asked
+the boy.
+
+"Ay, that I did, my son. And I meant to say to thee that it much
+pleaseth me that thou art grown so well, and of such a strangely fair
+countenance. Also the garden is such as I have never before beheld it,
+which must needs be due to thy care. But wherefore didst thou not tell
+me of those fair palms that have grown where the thorn hedge was wont to
+be? I was but just stretching out my hand for some, when I awoke."
+
+"There are no palms there, my Father," said the boy.
+
+"Now, indeed it is thy youth that makes thee so little observant," said
+the hermit. "However, I pardon thee, if it were only for that good
+thought which moved thee to plant a yew beyond the rosemary bush; seeing
+that the yew is the emblem of eternal life, which lies beyond the
+grave."
+
+But the boy said, "There is no yew there, my Father."
+
+"Have I not seen it, even in a vision?" cried the hermit. "Thou wilt say
+next that all the borders are not set with heart's-ease, which indeed
+must be through thy industry; and whence they come I know not, but they
+are most rare and beautiful, and my eyes long sore to see them again."
+
+"Alas, my Father!" cried the boy, "the borders are set with rue, and
+there are but a few clumps of heart's-ease here and there."
+
+"Could I forget what I saw in an hour?" asked the old man, angrily. "And
+did not the holy Raphael himself point to them, saying, 'Blessed are the
+eyes that behold this garden, where the borders are set with
+heart's-ease, and the hedges crowned with palm!' But thou wouldst know
+better than an archangel, forsooth."
+
+Then the boy wept; and when the hermit heard him weeping, he put his arm
+round him and said,
+
+"Weep not, my dear son. And I pray thee, pardon me that I spoke harshly
+to thee. For indeed I am ill-tempered by reason of my infirmities; and
+as for thee, GOD will reward thee for thy goodness to me, as I never
+can. Moreover, I believe it is thy modesty, which is as great as thy
+goodness, that hath hindered thee from telling me of all that thou hast
+done for my garden, even to those fair and sweet everlasting flowers,
+the like of which I never saw before, which thou hast set in the east
+border, and where even now I hear the bees humming in the sun."
+
+Then the boy looked sadly out into the garden, and answered, "I cannot
+lie to thee. There are no everlasting flowers. It is the flowers of the
+thyme in which the bees are rioting. And in the hedge bottom there
+creepeth the bitter-sweet."
+
+But the hermit heard him not. He had groped his way out into the
+sunshine, and wandered up and down the walks, murmuring to himself,
+"Then I shall see."
+
+Now when the Summer was past, one autumn morning there came to the
+garden gate a man in pilgrim's weeds; and when he saw the boy he
+beckoned to him, and giving him a small tuber root, he said,
+
+"Give this to thy master. It is the root of the Trinity Flower."
+
+And he passed on down towards the valley.
+
+Then the boy ran hastily to the hermit; and when he had told him, and
+given him the root, he said,
+
+"The face of the pilgrim is known to me also, O my Father! For I
+remember when I lay sick of the plague, that ever it seemed to me as if
+a shadowy figure passed in and out, and went up and down the streets,
+and his face was as the face of this pilgrim. But--I cannot deceive
+thee--methought it was the Angel of Death."
+
+Then the hermit mused; and after a little space he answered,
+
+"It was then also that I saw him. I remember now. Nevertheless, let us
+plant the root, and abide what GOD shall send."
+
+And thus they did.
+
+And as the Autumn and Winter went by, the hermit became very feeble, but
+the boy constantly cheered him, saying, "Patience, my Father. Thou shalt
+see yet!"
+
+But the hermit replied, "My son, I repent me that I have not been
+patient under affliction. Moreover, I have set thee an ill example, in
+that I have murmured at that which GOD--Who knowest best--ordained for
+me."
+
+And when the boy ofttimes repeated, "Thou shalt yet see," the hermit
+answered, "If GOD will. When GOD will. As GOD will."
+
+And when he said the prayers for the Hours, he no longer added what he
+had added beforetime, but evermore repeated, "If THOU wilt. When THOU
+wilt. As THOU wilt!"
+
+And so the Winter passed; and when the snow lay on the ground the boy
+and the hermit talked of the garden; and the boy no longer contradicted
+the old man, though he spoke continually of the heart's-ease, and the
+everlasting flowers, and the palm. For he said, "When Spring comes I may
+be able to get these plants, and fit the garden to his vision."
+
+And at length the Spring came. And with it rose the Trinity Flower. And
+when the leaves unfolded, they were three, as the hermit had said. Then
+the boy was wild with joy and with impatience.
+
+And when the sun shone for two days together, he would kneel by the
+flower, and say, "I pray thee, Lord, send showers, that it may wax
+apace." And when it rained, he said, "I pray Thee, send sunshine, that
+it may blossom speedily." For he knew not what to ask. And he danced
+about the hermit, and cried, "Soon shalt them see."
+
+But the hermit trembled, and said, "Not as I will, but as THOU wilt!"
+
+And so the bud formed. And at length one evening before he went down to
+the hamlet, the boy came to the hermit and said, "The bud is almost
+breaking, my Father. To-morrow thou shalt see."
+
+Then the hermit moved his hands till he laid them on the boy's head, and
+he said,
+
+"The Lord repay thee sevenfold for all thou hast done for me, dear
+child. And now I pray thee, my son, give me thy pardon for all in which
+I have sinned against thee by word or deed, for indeed my thoughts of
+thee have ever been tender." And when the boy wept, the hermit still
+pressed him, till he said that he forgave him. And as they unwillingly
+parted, the hermit said, "I pray thee, dear son, to remember that,
+though late, I conformed myself to the will of GOD."
+
+Saying which, the hermit went into his cell, and the boy returned to the
+village.
+
+But so great was his anxiety, that he could not rest; and he returned to
+the garden ere it was light, and sat by the flower till the dawn.
+
+And with the first dim light he saw that the Trinity Flower was in
+bloom. And as the hermit had said, it was white, and stained with
+crimson as with blood.
+
+Then the boy shed tears of joy, and he plucked the flower and ran into
+the hermit's cell, where the hermit lay very still upon his couch. And
+the boy said, "I will not disturb him. When he wakes he will find the
+flower." And he went out and sat down outside the cell and waited. And
+being weary as he waited, he fell asleep.
+
+Now before sunrise, whilst it was yet early, he was awakened by the
+voice of the hermit crying, "My son, my dear son!" and he jumped up,
+saying, "My Father!"
+
+But as he spoke the hermit passed him. And as he passed he turned, and
+the boy saw that his eyes were open. And the hermit fixed them long and
+tenderly on him.
+
+Then the boy cried, "Ah, tell me, my Father, dost thou see?"
+
+And he answered, _"I see now!"_ and so passed on down the walk.
+
+And as he went through the garden, in the still dawn, the boy trembled,
+for the hermit's footsteps gave no sound. And he passed beyond the
+rosemary bush, and came not again.
+
+And when the day wore on, and the hermit did not return, the boy went
+into his cell.
+
+Without, the sunshine dried the dew from paths on which the hermit's
+feet had left no prints, and cherished the spring flowers bursting into
+bloom. But within, the hermit's dead body lay stretched upon his pallet,
+and the Trinity Flower was in his hand.
+
+
+
+
+THE KYRKEGRIM TURNED PREACHER.
+
+A LEGEND.
+
+
+It is said that in Norway every church has its own Niss, or Brownie.
+
+They are of the same race as the Good People, who haunt farm houses, and
+do the maids' work for a pot of cream. They are the size of a year-old
+child, but their faces are the faces of aged men. Their common dress is
+of gray home-spun, with red peaked caps; but on Michaelmas Day they wear
+round hats.
+
+The Church Niss is called Kyrkegrim. His duty is to keep the church
+clean, and to scatter the marsh-marigold flowers on the floor before
+service. He also keeps order in the congregation, pinches those who fall
+asleep, cuffs irreverent boys, and hustles mothers with crying children
+out of church as quickly and decorously as possible.
+
+But his business is not with church-brawlers alone.
+
+When the last snow avalanche has slipped from the high-pitched roof, and
+the gentian is bluer than the sky, and Baldur's Eyebrow blossoms in the
+hot Spring sun, pious folk are wont to come to church some time before
+service, and to bring their spades, and rakes, and watering-pots with
+them, to tend the graves of the dead. The Kyrkegrim sits on the Lych
+Gate and overlooks them.
+
+At those who do not lay by their tools in good time he throws pebbles,
+crying to each, _"Skynde dig!"_ (Make haste!), and so drives them
+in. And when the bells begin, should any man fail to bow to the church
+as the custom is, the Kyrkegrim snatches his hat from behind, and he
+sees it no more.
+
+Nothing displeases the Kyrkegrim more than when people fall asleep
+during the sermon. This will be seen in the following story.
+
+Once upon a time there was a certain country church, which was served by
+a very mild and excellent priest, and haunted by a most active
+Kyrkegrim.
+
+Not a speck of dust was to be seen from the altar to the porch, and the
+behavior of the congregation was beyond reproach.
+
+But there was one fat farmer who slept during the sermon, and do what
+the Kyrkegrim would, he could not keep him awake. Again and again did he
+pinch him, nudge him, or let in a cold draught of wind upon his neck.
+The fat farmer shook himself, pulled up his neck-kerchief, and dozed off
+again.
+
+"Doubtless the fault is in my sermons," said the priest, when the
+Kyrkegrim complained to him. For he was humble-minded.
+
+But the Kyrkegrim knew that this was not the case, for there was no
+better preacher in all the district.
+
+And yet when he overheard the farmer's sharp-tongued little wife speak
+of this and that in the discourse, he began to think it might be so. No
+doubt the preacher spoke somewhat fast or slow, a little too loud or too
+soft. And he was not "stirring" enough, said the farmer's wife; a
+failing which no one had ever laid at her door.
+
+"His soul is in my charge," sighed the good priest, "and I cannot even
+make him hear what I have got to say. A heavy reckoning will be demanded
+of me!"
+
+"The sermons are in fault, beyond a doubt," the Kyrkegrim said. "The
+farmer's wife is quite right. She's a sensible woman, and can use a mop
+as well as myself."
+
+"Hoot, hoot!" cried the church owl, pushing his head out of the
+ivy-bush. "And shall she be Kyrkegrim when thou art turned preacher, and
+the preacher sits on the judgment seat? Not so, little Miss! Dust thou
+the pulpit, and leave the parson to preach, and let the Maker of souls
+reckon with them."
+
+"If the preacher cannot keep the people awake, it is time that another
+took his place," said the Kyrkegrim.
+
+"He is not bound to find ears as well as arguments," retorted the owl,
+and he drew back into his ivy-bush.
+
+But the Kyrkegrim settled his red cap firmly on his head, and betook
+himself to the priest, whose meekness (as is apt to be the case)
+encouraged the opposite qualities in those with whom he had to do.
+
+"The farmer must be roused somehow," said he. "It is a disgrace to us
+all, and what, in all the hundreds of years I have been Kyrkegrim, never
+befell me before. It will be well if next Sunday you preach a stirring
+sermon on some very important subject."
+
+So the preacher preached on Sin--fair of flower, and bitter of
+fruit!--and as he preached his own cheeks grew pale for other men's
+perils, and the Kyrkegrim trembled as he sat listening in the porch,
+though he had no soul to lose.
+
+"Was that stirring enough?" he asked, twitching the sleeve of the
+farmer's wife as she flounced out after service.
+
+"Splendid!" said she, "and must have hit some folk pretty hard too."
+
+"It kept your husband awake this time, I should think," said the
+Kyrkegrim.
+
+"Heighty teighty!" cried the farmer's wife. "I'd have you to know my
+good man is as decent a body as any in the parish, if he does take a nap
+on Sundays! He is no sinner if he is no saint, thank Heaven, and the
+parson knows better than to preach at him."
+
+"Next Sunday," said the Kyrkegrim to the priest, "preach about something
+which concerns every one; respectable people as well as others."
+
+So the preacher preached of Death--whom tears cannot move, nor riches
+bribe, nor power defy. The uncertain interruption and the only certain
+end of all life's labors! And as he preached, the women sitting in their
+seats wept for the dead whose graves they had been tending, and down the
+aged cheeks of the Kyrkegrim there stole tears of pity for poor men,
+whose love and labors are cut short so soon.
+
+But the farmer slept as before.
+
+"Do you not expect to die?" asked the Kyrkegrim.
+
+"Surely," replied the farmer, "we must all die some day, and one does
+not need a preacher to tell him that. But it was a funeral sermon, my
+wife thinks. There has been bereavement in the miller's family."
+
+"Men are a strange race," thought the Kyrkegrim; but he went to the
+priest and said--"The farmer is not afraid of death. You must find some
+subject of which men really stand in awe."
+
+So when Sunday came round again, the preacher preached of judgment--that
+dread Avenger who dogs the footsteps of trespass, even now! That awful
+harvest of whirlwind and corruption which they must reap who sow to the
+wind and to the flesh! Lightly regarded, but biding its time, till a
+man's forgotten follies find him out at last.
+
+But the farmer slept on. He did not wake when the preacher spoke of
+judgment to come, the reckoning that cannot be shunned, the trump of the
+Archangel, and the Day of Doom.
+
+"On Michaelmas Day I shall preach myself," said the Kyrkegrim, "and if I
+cannot rouse him, I shall give up my charge here."
+
+This troubled the poor priest, for so good a Kyrkegrim was not likely to
+be found again.
+
+Nevertheless he consented, for he was very meek, and when Michaelmas Day
+came the Kyrkegrim pulled a preacher's gown over his homespun coat, and
+laid his round hat on the desk by the iron-clamped Bible, and began his
+sermon.
+
+"I shall give no text," said he, "but when I have said what seems good
+to me, it is for those who hear to see if the Scriptures bear me out."
+
+This was an uncommon beginning, and most of the good folk pricked their
+ears, the farmer among them, for novelty is agreeable in church as
+elsewhere.
+
+"I speak," said the Kyrkegrim, "of that which is the last result of sin,
+the worst of deaths, and the beginning of judgment--hardness of heart."
+
+The farmer looked a little uncomfortable, and the Kyrkegrim went bravely
+on.
+
+"Let us seek examples in Scripture. We will speak of Pharaoh."
+
+But when the Kyrkegrim spoke of Pharaoh the farmer was at ease again.
+And by-and-bye a film stole gently before his eyes, and he nodded in his
+seat.
+
+This made the Kyrkegrim very angry, for he did not wish to give up his
+place, and yet a Niss may not break his word.
+
+"Let us look at the punishment of Pharaoh," he cried. But the farmer's
+eyes were still closed and the Kyrkegrim became agitated, and turned
+hastily over the leaves of the iron-clamped Bible before him.
+
+"We will speak of the plagues," said he. "The plague of blood, the
+plague of frogs, the plague of lice, the plague of flies--"
+
+At this moment the farmer snored.
+
+For a brief instant, anger and dismay kept the Kyrkegrim silent. Then
+shutting the iron clamps he pushed the Book on one side, and scrambling
+on to a stool, stretched his little body well over the desk, and said,
+"But these flies were as nothing to the fly that is coming in the
+turnip-crop!"
+
+The words were hardly out of his mouth when the farmer sat suddenly
+upright, and half rising from his place, cried anxiously, "Eh, what sir?
+What does he say, wife? A new fly among the turnips?"
+
+"Ah, soul of clay!" yelled the indignant Kyrkegrim, as he hurled his
+round hat at the gaping farmer. "Is it indeed for such as thee that
+Eternal Life is kept in store?"
+
+And drawing the preacher's gown over his head, he left it in the pulpit,
+and scrambling down the steps hastened out of church.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+As he had been successful in rousing the sleepy farmer the Kyrkegrim did
+not abandon his duties; but it is said that thenceforward he kept to
+them alone, and left heavier responsibilities in higher hands.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+
+
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+<h1>JACKANAPES</h1>
+
+<h1>DADDY DARWIN'S DOVECOT</h1>
+
+<h2>AND OTHER STORIES</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>By</h3>
+
+<h2>JULIANA HORATIO EWING.</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h4>with</h4>
+
+<h3>Illustrations </h3>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h4>By</h4>
+
+<h2>Randolph<br /> Caldecott</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/002.png"><img src="images/002th.png" alt=""></a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"If I might buffet for my love, or bound my horse for her<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;favors, I could lay on like a butcher, and sit like a<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jackanapes, never off!"
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KING HENRY V, Act 5, Scene 2.
+</p>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+
+<h2>JACKANAPES</H2>
+
+<h3>CHAPTER I.</h3>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Last noon beheld them full of lusty life,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Last eve in Beauty's circle proudly gay,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;The midnight brought the signal sound of strife,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;The morn the marshalling in arms--the day<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Battle's magnificently stern array!<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;The thunder clouds close o'er it, which when rent<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;The earth is covered thick with other clay,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Which her own clay shall cover, heaped and pent,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Rider and horse:--friend, foe,--in one red burial blent.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Their praise is hymn'd by loftier harps than mine:<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Yet one would I select from that proud throng.<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;----to thee, to thousands, of whom each<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;And one as all a ghastly gap did make<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;In his own kind and kindred, whom to teach<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Forgetfuluess were mercy for their sake;<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;The Archangel's trump, not glory's, must awake<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Those whom they thirst for.<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--BYRON.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/005.png"><img src="images/005th.png" alt=""></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Two Donkeys and the Geese lived on the Green, and all other residents of
+any social standing lived in houses round it. The houses had no names.
+Everybody's address was, "The Green," but the Postman and the people of
+the place knew where each family lived. As to the rest of the world,
+what has one to do with the rest of the world, when he is safe at home
+on his own Goose Green? Moreover, if a stranger did come on any lawful
+business, he might ask his way at the shop.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Most of the inhabitants were long-lived, early deaths (like that of the
+little Miss Jessamine) being exceptional; and most of the old people
+were proud of their age, especially the sexton, who would be ninety-nine
+come Martinmas, and whose father remembered a man who had carried
+arrows, as a boy, for the battle of Flodden Field. The Grey Goose and
+the big Miss Jessamine were the only elderly persons who kept their ages
+secret. Indeed, Miss Jessamine never mentioned any one's age, or
+recalled the exact year in which anything had happened. She said that
+she had been taught that it was bad manners to do so "in a mixed
+assembly."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Grey Goose also avoided dates, but this was partly because her
+brain, though intelligent, was not mathematical, and computation was
+beyond her. She never got farther than "last Michaelmas," "the
+Michaelmas before that," and "the Michaelmas before the Michaelmas
+before that." After this her head, which was small, became confused, and
+she said, "Ga, ga!" and changed the subject.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But she remembered the little Miss Jessamine, the Miss Jessamine with
+the "conspicuous" hair. Her aunt, the big Miss Jessamine, said it was
+her only fault. The hair was clean, was abundant, was glossy, but do
+what you would with it, it never looked like other people's. And at
+church, after Saturday night's wash, it shone like the best brass fender
+after a Spring cleaning. In short, it was conspicuous, which does not
+become a young woman--especially in church.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Those were worrying times altogether, and the Green was used for strange
+purposes. A political meeting was held on it with the village Cobbler in
+the chair, and a speaker who came by stage coach from the town, where
+they had wrecked the bakers' shops, and discussed the price of bread. He
+came a second time, by stage, but the people had heard something about
+him in the meanwhile, and they did not keep him on the Green. They took
+him to the pond and tried to make him swim, which he could not do, and
+the whole affair was very disturbing to all quiet and peaceable fowls.
+After which another man came, and preached sermons on the Green, and a
+great many people went to hear him; for those were "trying times," and
+folk ran hither and thither for comfort. And then what did they do but
+drill the ploughboys on the Green, to get them ready to fight the
+French, and teach them the goose-step! However, that came to an end at
+last, for Bony was sent to St. Helena, and the ploughboys were sent back
+to the plough.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Everybody lived in fear of Bony in those days, especially the naughty
+children, who were kept in order during the day by threats of, "Bony
+shall have you," and who had nightmares about him in the dark. They
+thought he was an Ogre in a cocked hat. The Grey Goose thought he was a
+fox, and that all the men of England were going out in red coats to hunt
+him. It was no use to argue the point, for she had a very small head,
+and when one idea got into it there was no room for another.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Besides, the Grey Goose never saw Bony, nor did the children, which
+rather spoilt the terror of him, so that the Black Captain became more
+effective as a Bogy with hardened offenders. The Grey Goose remembered
+<i>his</i> coming to the place perfectly. What he came for she did not
+pretend to know. It was all part and parcel of the war and bad times. He
+was called the Black Captain, partly because of himself, and partly
+because of his wonderful black mare. Strange stories were afloat of how
+far and how fast that mare could go, when her master's hand was on her
+mane and he whispered in her ear. Indeed, some people thought we might
+reckon ourselves very lucky if we were not out of the frying-pan into
+the fire, and had not got a certain well-known Gentleman of the Road to
+protect us against the French. But that, of course, made him none the
+less useful to the Johnson's Nurse, when the little Miss Johnsons were
+naughty.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You leave off crying this minnit, Miss Jane, or I'll give you right
+away to that horrid wicked officer. Jemima! just look out o' the windy,
+if you please, and see if the Black Cap'n's a-coming with his horse to
+carry away Miss Jane."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And there, sure enough, the Black Captain strode by, with his sword
+clattering as if it did not know whose head to cut off first. But he did
+not call for Miss Jane that time. He went on to the Green, where he came
+so suddenly upon the eldest Master Johnson, sitting in a puddle on
+purpose, in his new nankeen skeleton suit, that the young gentleman
+thought judgment had overtaken him at last, and abandoned himself to the
+howlings of despair. His howls were redoubled when he was clutched from
+behind and swung over the Black Captain's shoulder, but in five minutes
+his tears were stanched, and he was playing with the officer's
+accoutrements. All of which the Grey Goose saw with her own eyes, and
+heard afterwards that that bad boy had been whining to go back to the
+Black Captain ever since, which showed how hardened he was, and that
+nobody but Bonaparte himself could be expected to do him any good.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But those were "trying times." It was bad enough when the pickle of a
+large and respectable family cried for the Black Captain; when it came
+to the little Miss Jessamine crying for him, one felt that the sooner
+the French landed and had done with it the better.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The big Miss Jessamine's objection to him was that he was a soldier, and
+this prejudice was shared by all the Green. "A soldier," as the speaker
+from the town had observed, "is a bloodthirsty, unsettled sort of a
+rascal; that the peaceable, home-loving, bread-winning citizen can never
+conscientiously look on as a brother, till he has beaten his sword into
+a ploughshare, and his spear into a pruning-hook."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the other hand there was some truth in what the Postman (an old
+soldier) said in reply; that the sword has to cut a way for us out of
+many a scrape into which our bread-winners get us when they drive their
+ploughshares into fallows that don't belong to them. Indeed, whilst our
+most peaceful citizens were prosperous chiefly by means of cotton, of
+sugar, and of the rise and fall of the money-market (not to speak of
+such salable matters as opium, firearms, and "black ivory"),
+disturbances were apt to arise in India, Africa and other outlandish
+parts, where the fathers of our domestic race were making fortunes for
+their families. And, for that matter, even on the Green, we did not wish
+the military to leave us in the lurch, so long as there was any fear
+that the French were coming. [<a href="#f1">1</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+<a name="f1">1.</a> "'The political men declare
+war, and generally for commercial interests; but when the nation is thus
+embroiled with its neighbors the soldier ... draws the sword, at the
+command of his country.... One word as to thy comparison of military and
+commercial persons. What manner of men be they who have supplied the
+Caffres with the firearms and ammunition to maintain their savage and
+deplorable wars? Assuredly they are not military.... Cease then, if thou
+would'st be counted among the just, to vilify soldiers."--W. Napier,
+Lieut. General, <i>November</i>, 1851.
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<b>II</b>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/011.png"><img src="images/011th.png" alt=""></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To let the Black Captain have little Miss Jessamine, however, was
+another matter. Her Aunt would not hear of it; and then, to crown all,
+it appeared that the Captain's father did not think the young lady good
+enough for his son. Never was any affair more clearly brought to a
+conclusion. But those were "trying times;" and one moon-light night,
+when the Grey Goose was sound asleep upon one leg, the Green was rudely
+shaken under her by the thud of a horse's feet. "Ga, ga!" said she,
+putting down the other leg, and running away.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+By the time she returned to her place not a thing was to be seen or
+heard. The horse had passed like a shot. But next day, there was
+hurrying and skurrying and cackling at a very early hour, all about the
+white house with the black beams, where Miss Jessamine lived. And when
+the sun was so low, and the shadows so long on the grass that the Grey
+Goose felt ready to run away at the sight of her own neck, little Miss
+Jane Johnson, and her "particular friend" Clarinda, sat under the big
+oak-tree on the Green, and Jane pinched Clarinda's little finger till
+she found that she could keep a secret, and then she told her in
+confidence that she had heard from Nurse and Jemima that Miss
+Jessamine's niece had been a very naughty girl, and that that horrid
+wicked officer had come for her on his black horse, and carried her
+right away.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Will she never come back?" asked Clarinda.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Oh, no!" said Jane decidedly. "Bony never brings people back."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Not never no more?" sobbed Clarinda, for she was weak-minded, and could
+not bear to think that Bony never, never let naughty people go home
+again.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Next day Jane had heard more.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"He has taken her to a Green?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"A Goose Green?" asked Clarinda.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"No. A Gretna Green. Don't ask so many questions, child," said Jane;
+who, having no more to tell, gave herself airs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jane was wrong on one point. Miss Jessamine's niece did come back, and
+she and her husband were forgiven. The Grey Goose remembered it well, it
+was Michaelmastide, the Michaelmas before the Michaelmas before the
+Michaelmas--but ga, ga! What does the date matter? It was autumn,
+harvest-time, and everybody was so busy prophesying and praying about
+the crops, that the young couple wandered through the lanes, and got
+blackberries for Miss Jessamine's celebrated crab and blackberry jam,
+and made guys of themselves with bryony-wreaths, and not a soul troubled
+his head about them, except the children, and the Postman. The children
+dogged the Black Captain's footsteps (his bubble reputation as an Ogre
+having burst), clamoring for a ride on the black mare. And the Postman
+would go somewhat out of his postal way to catch the Captain's dark eye,
+and show that he had not forgotten how to salute an officer.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But they were "trying times." One afternoon the black mare was stepping
+gently up and down the grass, with her head at her master's shoulder,
+and as many children crowded on to her silky back as if she had been an
+elephant in a menagerie; and the next afternoon she carried him away,
+sword and <i>sabre-tache</i> clattering war-music at her side, and the
+old Postman waiting for them, rigid with salutation, at the four cross
+roads.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+War and bad times! It was a hard winter, and the big Miss Jessamine and
+the little Miss Jessamine (but she was Mrs. Black-Captain now), lived
+very economically that they might help their poorer neighbors. They
+neither entertained nor went into company, but the young lady always
+went up the village as far as the <i>George and Dragon</i>, for air and
+exercise, when the London Mail [<a href="#f2">2</a>] came in.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+<a name="f2">2.</a> The Mail Coach it was that
+distributed over the face of the land, like the opening of apocalyptic
+vials, the heart-shaking news of Trafalgar, of Salamanca, of Vittoria,
+of Waterloo.... The grandest chapter of our experience, within the whole
+Mail Coach service, was on those occasions when we went down from London
+with the news of Victory. Five years of life it was worth paying down
+for the privilege of an outside place. DE QUINCEY.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One day (it was a day in the following June) it came in earlier than
+usual, and the young lady was not there to meet it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But a crowd soon gathered round the <i>George and Dragon</i>, gaping to
+see the Mail Coach dressed with flowers and oak-leaves, and the guard
+wearing a laurel wreath over and above his royal livery. The ribbons
+that decked the horses were stained and flecked with the warmth and foam
+of the pace at which they had come, for they had pressed on with the
+news of Victory.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Miss Jessamine was sitting with her niece under the oak-tree on the
+Green, when the Postman put a newspaper silently into her hand. Her
+niece turned quickly--"Is there news?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Don't agitate yourself, my dear," said her aunt. "I will read it aloud,
+and then we can enjoy it together; a far more comfortable method, my
+love, than when you go up the village, and come home out of breath,
+having snatched half the news as you run."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I am all attention, dear aunt," said the little lady, clasping her
+hands tightly on her lap.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then Miss Jessamine read aloud--she was proud of her reading--and the
+old soldier stood at attention behind her, with such a blending of pride
+and pity on his face as it was strange to see:--
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"DOWNING STREET,
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"<i>June</i> 22, 1815, 1 A.M."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"That's one in the morning," gasped the Postman; "beg your pardon, mum."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But though he apologized, he could not refrain from echoing here and
+there a weighty word. "Glorious victory,"--"Two hundred pieces of
+artillery,"--"Immense quantity of ammunition,"--and so forth.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The loss of the British Army upon this occasion has unfortunately been
+most severe. It had not been possible to make out a return of the killed
+and wounded when Major Percy left headquarters. The names of the
+officers killed and wounded, as far as they can be collected, are
+annexed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I have the honor----"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The list, aunt! Read the list!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"My love--my darling--let us go in and----"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"No. Now! now!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To one thing the supremely afflicted are entitled in their sorrow--to be
+obeyed--and yet it is the last kindness that people commonly will do
+them. But Miss Jessamine did. Steadying her voice, as best she might,
+she read on, and the old soldier stood bareheaded to hear that first
+Roll of the Dead at Waterloo, which began with the Duke of Brunswick,
+and ended with Ensign Brown. [<a href="#f3">3</a>] Five-and-thirty
+British Captains fell asleep that day on the bed of Honor, and the Black
+Captain slept among them.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+<a name="f3">3.</a> "Brunswick's fated chieftain"
+fell at Quatre Bras, the day before Waterloo, but this first (very
+imperfect) list, as it appeared in the newspapers of the day, did begin
+with his name, and end with that of an Ensign Brown.
+</p>
+
+<hr>
+
+<p>
+There are killed and wounded by war, of whom no returns reach Downing
+Street.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Three days later, the Captain's wife had joined him, and Miss Jessamine
+was kneeling by the cradle of their orphan son, a purple-red morsel of
+humanity, with conspicuously golden hair.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Will he live, Doctor?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Live? GOD bless my soul, ma'am! Look at him! The young Jackanapes!"
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+
+
+<h3>CHAPTER II.</h3>
+
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;And he wandered away and away<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;With Nature, the dear old Nurse.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;LONGFELLOW.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/018.png"><img src="images/018th.png" alt=""></a>
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+The Grey Goose remembered quite well the year that Jackanapes began to
+walk, for it was the year that the speckled hen for the first time in
+all her motherly life got out of patience when she was sitting. She had
+been rather proud of the eggs--they are unusually large--but she never
+felt quite comfortable on them; and whether it was because she used to
+get cramp, and got off the nest, or because the season was bad, or what,
+she never could tell, but every egg was addled but one, and the one that
+did hatch gave her more trouble than any chick she had ever reared.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was a fine, downy, bright yellow little thing, but it had a monstrous
+big nose and feet, and such an ungainly walk as she knew no other
+instance of in her well-bred and high-stepping family. And as to
+behavior, it was not that it was either quarrelsome or moping, but
+simply unlike the rest. When the other chicks hopped and cheeped on the
+Green all at their mother's feet, this solitary yellow one went waddling
+off on its own responsibility, and do or cluck what the spreckled hen
+would, it went to play in the pond.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was off one day as usual, and the hen was fussing and fuming after
+it, when the Postman, going to deliver a letter at Miss Jessamine's
+door, was nearly knocked over by the good lady herself, who, bursting
+out of the house with her cap just off and her bonnet just not on,
+fell into his arms, crying--
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Baby! Baby! Jackanapes! Jackanapes!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If the Postman loved anything on earth, he loved the Captain's
+yellow-haired child, so propping Miss Jessamine against her own
+door-post, he followed the direction of her trembling fingers and made
+for the Green.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jackanapes had had the start of the Postman by nearly ten minutes. The
+world--the round green world with an oak tree on it--was just becoming
+very interesting to him. He had tried, vigorously but ineffectually, to
+mount a passing pig the last time he was taken out walking; but then he
+was encumbered with a nurse. Now he was his own master, and might, by
+courage and energy, become the master of that delightful, downy, dumpy,
+yellow thing, that was bobbing along over the green grass in front of
+him. Forward! Charge! He aimed well, and grabbed it, but only to feel
+the delicious downiness and dumpiness slipping through his fingers as he
+fell upon his face. "Quawk!" said the yellow thing, and wobbled off
+sideways. It was this oblique movement that enabled Jackanapes to come
+up with it, for it was bound for the Pond, and therefore obliged to come
+back into line. He failed again from top-heaviness, and his prey escaped
+sideways as before, and, as before, lost ground in getting back to the
+direct road to the Pond.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/020.png"><img src="images/020th.png" alt=""></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And at the Pond the Postman found them both, one yellow thing rocking
+safely on the ripples that lie beyond duck-weed, and the other washing
+his draggled frock with tears, because he too had tried to sit upon the
+Pond, and it wouldn't hold him.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h3>CHAPTER III.</h3>
+
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;... If studious, copie fair what time hath blurred,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Redeem truth from his jawes; if souldier,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Chase brave employments with a naked sword<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Throughout the world. Fool not; for all may have,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;If they dare try, a glorious life, or grave.
+</p>
+
+<hr>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;In brief, acquit thee bravely: play the man.<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Look not on pleasures as they come, but go.<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Defer not the least vertue: life's poore span<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Make not an ell, by trifling in thy woe.<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;If thou do ill, the joy fades, not the pains.<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;If well, the pain doth fade, the joy remains.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;GEORGE HERBERT.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/022.png"><img src="images/022th.png" alt=""></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Young Mrs. Johnson, who was a mother of many, hardly knew which to pity
+more; Miss Jessamine for having her little ways and her antimacassars
+rumpled by a young Jackanapes; or the boy himself, for being brought up
+by an old maid.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Oddly enough, she would probably have pitied neither, had Jackanapes
+been a girl. (One is so apt to think that what works smoothest works to
+the highest ends, having no patience for the results of friction.) That
+Father in GOD, who bade the young men to be pure, and the maidens brave,
+greatly disturbed a member of his congregation, who thought that the
+great preacher had made a slip of the tongue.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"That the girls should have purity, and the boys courage, is what you
+would say, good Father?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Nature has done that," was the reply; "I meant what I said."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In good sooth, a young maid is all the better for learning some robuster
+virtues than maidenliness and not to move the antimacassars. And the
+robuster virtues require some fresh air and freedom. As, on the other
+hand, Jackanapes (who had a boy's full share of the little beast and the
+young monkey in his natural composition) was none the worse, at his
+tender years, for learning some maidenliness--so far as maidenliness
+means decency, pity, unselfishness and pretty behavior.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And it is due to him to say that he was an obedient boy, and a boy whose
+word could be depended on, long before his grandfather the General came
+to live at the Green.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was obedient; that is he did what his great aunt told him. But--oh
+dear! oh dear!--the pranks he played, which it had never entered into
+her head to forbid!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was when he had just been put into skeletons (frocks never suited
+him) that he became very friendly with Master Tony Johnson, a younger
+brother of the young gentleman who sat in the puddle on purpose. Tony
+was not enterprising, and Jackanapes led him by the nose. One summer's
+evening they were out late, and Miss Jessamine was becoming anxious,
+when Jackanapes presented himself with a ghastly face all besmirched
+with tears. He was unusually subdued.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I'm afraid," he sobbed; "if you please, I'm very much afraid that Tony
+Johnson's dying in the churchyard."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Miss Jessamine was just beginning to be distracted, when she smelt
+Jackanapes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You naughty, naughty boys! Do you mean to tell me that you've been
+smoking?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Not pipes," urged Jackanapes; "upon my honor, Aunty, not pipes. Only
+segars like Mr. Johnson's! and only made of brown paper with a very,
+very little tobacco from the shop inside them."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Whereupon, Miss Jessamine sent a servant to the churchyard, who found
+Tony Johnson lying on a tomb-stone, very sick, and having ceased to
+entertain any hopes of his own recovery.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If it could be possible that any "unpleasantness" could arise between
+two such amiable neighbors as Miss Jessamine and Mrs. Johnson--and if
+the still more incredible paradox can be that ladies may differ over a
+point on which they are agreed--that point was the admitted fact that
+Tony Johnson was "delicate," and the difference lay chiefly in this:
+Mrs. Johnson said that Tony was delicate--meaning that he was more
+finely strung, more sensitive, a properer subject for pampering and
+petting than Jackanapes, and that, consequently, Jackanapes was to blame
+for leading Tony into scrapes which resulted in his being chilled,
+frightened, or (most frequently) sick. But when Miss Jessamine said that
+Tony Johnson was delicate, she meant that he was more puling, less
+manly, and less healthily brought up than Jackanapes, who, when they got
+into mischief together, was certainly not to blame because his friend
+could not get wet, sit a kicking donkey, ride in the giddy-go-round,
+bear the noise of a cracker, or smoke brown paper with impunity, as he
+could.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Not that there was ever the slightest quarrel between the ladies. It
+never even came near it, except the day after Tony had been so very sick
+with riding Bucephalus in the giddy-go-round. Mrs. Johnson had explained
+to Miss Jessamine that the reason Tony was so easily upset, was the
+unusual sensitiveness (as a doctor had explained it to her) of the
+nervous centres in her family--"Fiddlestick!" So Mrs. Johnson
+understood Miss Jessamine to say, but it appeared that she only said
+"Treaclestick!" which is quite another thing, and of which Tony was
+undoubtedly fond. It was at the fair that Tony was made ill by riding on
+Bucephalus. Once a year the Goose Green became the scene of a carnival.
+First of all, carts and caravans were rumbling up all along, day and
+night. Jackanapes could hear them as he lay in bed, and could hardly
+sleep for speculating what booths and whirligigs he should find fairly
+established; when he and his dog Spitfire went out after breakfast. As a
+matter of fact, he seldom had to wait long for news of the Fair. The
+Postman knew the window out of which Jackanapes' yellow head would come,
+and was ready with his report.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Royal Theayter, Master Jackanapes, in the old place, but be careful o'
+them seats, sir; they're rickettier than ever. Two sweets and a
+ginger-beer under the oak tree, and the Flying Boats is just a-coming
+along the road."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+No doubt it was partly because he had already suffered severely in the
+Flying Boats, that Tony collapsed so quickly in the giddy-go-round. He
+only mounted Bucephalus (who was spotted, and had no tail) because
+Jackanapes urged him, and held out the ingenious hope that the
+round-and-round feeling would very likely cure the up-and-down
+sensation. It did not, however, and Tony tumbled off during the first
+revolution.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/027.png"><img src="images/027th.png" alt=""></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jackanapes was not absolutely free from qualms, but having once mounted
+the Black Prince he stuck to him as a horseman should. During the first
+round he waved his hat, and observed with some concern that the Black
+Prince had lost an ear since last Fair; at the second, he looked a little
+pale but sat upright, though somewhat unnecessarily rigid; at the
+third round he shut his eyes. During the fourth his hat fell off, and he
+clasped his horse's neck. By the fifth he had laid his yellow head
+against the Black Prince's mane, and so clung anyhow till the
+hobby-horses stopped, when the proprietor assisted him to alight, and he
+sat down rather suddenly and said he had enjoyed it very much.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Grey Goose always ran away at the first approach of the caravans,
+and never came back to the Green till there was nothing left of the Fair
+but footmarks and oyster-shells. Running away was her pet principle; the
+only system, she maintained, by which you can live long and easily, and
+lose nothing. If you run away when you see danger, you can come back
+when all is safe. Run quickly, return slowly, hold your head high, and
+gabble as loud as you can, and you'll preserve the respect of the Goose
+Green to a peaceful old age. Why should you struggle and get hurt, if
+you can lower your head and swerve, and not lose a feather? Why in the
+world should any one spoil the pleasure of life, or risk his skin, if he
+can help it?
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"'What's the use'<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Said the Goose."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Before answering which one might have to consider what world--which
+life--whether his skin were a goose-skin; but the Grey Goose's head
+would never have held all that.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Grass soon grows over footprints, and the village children took the
+oyster-shells to trim their gardens with; but the year after Tony rode
+Bucephalus there lingered another relic of Fairtime, in which Jackanapes
+was deeply interested. "The Green" proper was originally only part of a
+straggling common, which in its turn merged into some wilder waste land
+where gipsies sometimes squatted if the authorities would allow them,
+especially after the annual Fair. And it was after the Fair that
+Jackanapes, out rambling by himself, was knocked over by the Gipsy's son
+riding the Gipsy's red-haired pony at break-neck pace across the common.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jackanapes got up and shook himself, none the worse, except for being
+heels over head in love with the red-haired pony. What a rate he went
+at! How he spurned the ground with his nimble feet! How his red coat
+shone in the sunshine! And what bright eyes peeped out of his dark
+forelock as it was blown by the wind!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Gipsy boy had had a fright, and he was willing enough to reward
+Jackanapes for not having been hurt, by consenting to let him have a
+ride.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Do you mean to kill the little fine gentleman, and swing us all on the
+gibbet, you rascal?" screamed the Gipsy-mother, who came up just as
+Jackanapes and the pony set off.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"He would get on," replied her son. "It'll not kill him. He'll fall on
+his yellow head, and it's as tough as a cocoanut."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But Jackanapes did not fall. He stuck to the red-haired pony as he had
+stuck to the hobbyhorse; but oh, how different the delight of this wild
+gallop with flesh and blood! Just as his legs were beginning to feel as
+if he did not feel them, the Gipsy boy cried "Lollo!" Round went the
+pony so unceremoniously, that, with as little ceremony, Jackanapes clung
+to his neck, and he did not properly recover himself before Lollo
+stopped with a jerk at the place where they had started.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Is his name Lollo?" asked Jackanapes, his hand lingering in the wiry
+mane.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yes."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"What does Lollo mean?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Red."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Is Lollo your pony?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"No. My father's." And the Gipsy boy led Lollo away.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the first opportunity Jackanapes stole away again to the common. This
+time he saw the Gipsy-father, smoking a dirty pipe.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Lollo is your pony, isn't he?" said Jackanapes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yes."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"He's a very nice one."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"He's a racer."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You don't want to sell him, do you?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Fifteen pounds," said the Gipsy-father; and Jackanapes sighed and went
+home again. That very afternoon he and Tony rode the two donkeys, and
+Tony managed to get thrown, and even Jackanapes' donkey kicked. But it
+was jolting, clumsy work after the elastic swiftness and the dainty
+mischief of the red-haired pony.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A few days later Miss Jessamine spoke very seriously to Jackanapes. She
+was a good deal agitated as she told him that his grandfather, the
+General, was coming to the Green, and that he must be on his very best
+behavior during the visit. If it had been feasible to leave off calling
+him Jackanapes and to get used to his baptismal name of Theodore before
+the day after to-morrow (when the General was due), it would have been
+satisfactory. But Miss Jessamine feared it would be impossible in
+practice, and she had scruples about it on principle. It would not seem
+quite truthful, although she had always most fully intended that he
+should be called Theodore when he had outgrown the ridiculous
+appropriateness of his nickname. The fact was that he had not outgrown
+it, but he must take care to remember who was meant when his grandfather
+said Theodore.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Indeed for that matter he must take care all along.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You are apt to be giddy, Jackanapes," said Miss Jessamine.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yes aunt," said Jackanapes, thinking of the hobby-horses.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You are a good boy, Jackanapes. Thank GOD, I can tell your grandfather
+that. An obedient boy, an honorable boy, and a kind-hearted boy. But you
+are--in short, you <i>are</i> a Boy, Jackanapes. And I hope,"--added
+Miss Jessamine, desperate with the results of experience--"that the
+General knows that Boys will be Boys."
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/033.png"><img src="images/033th.png" alt=""></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+What mischief could be foreseen, Jackanapes promised to guard against.
+He was to keep his clothes and his hands clean, to look over his
+catechism, not to put sticky things in his pockets, to keep that hair of
+his smooth--("It's the wind that blows it, Aunty," said
+Jackanapes--"I'll send by the coach for some bear's-grease," said Miss
+Jessamine, tying a knot in her pocket-handkerchief)--not to burst in at
+the parlor door, not to talk at the top of his voice, not to crumple his
+Sunday frill, and to sit quite quiet during the sermon, to be sure to
+say "sir" to the General, to be careful about rubbing his shoes on the
+doormat, and to bring his lesson-books to his aunt at once that she
+might iron down the dogs' ears. The General arrived, and for the first
+day all went well, except that Jackanapes' hair was as wild as usual,
+for the hair-dresser had no bear's-grease left. He began to feel more at
+ease with his grandfather, and disposed to talk confidentially with him,
+as he did with the Postman. All that the General felt it would take too
+long to tell, but the result was the same. He was disposed to talk
+confidentially with Jackanapes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Mons'ous pretty place this," he said, looking out of the lattice on to
+the Green, where the grass was vivid with sunset, and the shadows were
+long and peaceful.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You should see it in Fair-week, sir," said Jackanapes, shaking his
+yellow mop, and leaning back in his one of the two Chippendale armchairs
+in which they sat.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"A fine time that, eh?" said the General, with a twinkle in his left
+eye. (The other was glass.)
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jackanapes shook his hair once more. "I enjoyed this last one the best
+of all," he said. "I'd so much money."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"By George, it's not a common complaint in these bad times. How much had
+ye?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I'd two shillings. A new shilling Aunty gave me, and elevenpence I had
+saved up, and a penny from the Postman--<i>sir</i>!" added Jackanapes
+with a jerk, having forgotten it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"And how did ye spend it--<i>sir</i>?" inquired the General. Jackanapes
+spread his ten fingers on the arms of his chair, and shut his eyes that
+he might count the more conscientiously.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Watch-stand for Aunty, threepence. Trumpet for myself, twopence, that's
+fivepence. Ginger-nuts for Tony, twopence, and a mug with a Grenadier on
+for the Postman, fourpence, that's elevenpence. Shooting-gallery a
+penny, that's a shilling. Giddy-go-round, a penny, that's one and a
+penny. Treating Tony, one and twopence. Flying Boats (Tony paid for
+himself), a penny, one and threepence. Shooting-gallery again, one and
+four-pence; Fat Woman a penny, one and fivepence. Giddy-go-round again,
+one and sixpence. Shooting-gallery, one and sevenpence. Treating Tony,
+and then he wouldn't shoot, so I did, one and eightpence. Living
+Skeleton, a penny--no, Tony treated me, the Living Skeleton doesn't
+count. Skittles, a penny, one and ninepence Mermaid (but when we got
+inside she was dead), a penny, one and tenpence. Theatre, a penny
+(Priscilla Partington, or the Green Lane Murder. A beautiful young lady,
+sir, with pink cheeks and a real pistol), that's one and elevenpence.
+Ginger beer, a penny (I <i>was</i> so thirsty!) two shillings. And then
+the Shooting-gallery man gave me a turn for nothing, because, he said, I
+was a real gentleman, and spent my money like a man."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"So you do, sir, so you do!" cried the General. "Why, sir, you spend it
+like a prince--And now I suppose you've not got a penny in your pocket?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yes I have," said Jackanapes. "Two pennies. They are saving up." And
+Jackanapes jingled them with his hand.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You don't want money except at fair-times, I suppose?" said the
+General.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jackanapes shook his mop.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"If I could have as much as I want, I should know what to buy," said he.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"And how much do you want, if you could get it?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Wait a minute, sir, till I think what twopence from fifteen pounds
+leaves. Two from nothing you can't, but borrow twelve. Two from twelve,
+ten, and carry one. Please remember ten, sir, when I ask you. One from
+nothing you can't, borrow twenty. One from twenty, nineteen, and carry
+one. One from fifteen, fourteen. Fourteen pounds nineteen and--what did I
+tell you to remember?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Ten," said the General.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Fourteen pounds nineteen shillings and ten-pence then, is what I want,"
+said Jackanapes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Bless my soul, what for?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"To buy Lollo with. Lollo means red, sir. The Gipsy's red-haired pony,
+sir. Oh, he is beautiful! You should see his coat in the sunshine! You
+should see his mane! You should see his tail! Such little feet, sir, and
+they go like lightning! Such a dear face, too, and eyes like a mouse!
+But he's a racer, and the Gipsy wants fifteen pounds for him."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"If he's a racer, you couldn't ride him. Could you?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"No--o, sir, but I can stick to him. I did the other day."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You did, did you? Well, I'm fond of riding myself, and if the beast is
+as good as you say, he might suit me."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You're too tall for Lollo, I think," said Jackanapes, measuring his
+grandfather with his eye.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I can double up my legs, I suppose. We'll have a look at him
+to-morrow."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Don't you weigh a good deal?" asked Jackanapes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Chiefly waistcoats," said the General, slapping the breast of his
+military frock-coat. "We'll have the little racer on the Green the first
+thing in the morning. Glad you mentioned it, grandson. Glad you
+mentioned it."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The General was as good as his word. Next morning the Gipsy and Lollo,
+Miss Jessamine, Jackanapes and his grandfather and his dog Spitfire,
+were all gathered at one end of the Green in a group, which so aroused
+the innocent curiosity of Mrs. Johnson, as she saw it from one of her
+upper windows, that she and the children took their early promenade
+rather earlier than usual. The General talked to the Gipsy, and
+Jackanapes fondled Lollo's mane, and did not know whether he should be
+more glad or miserable if his grandfather bought him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Jackanapes!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yes, sir!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I've bought Lollo, but I believe you were right. He hardly stands high
+enough for me. If you can ride him to the other end of the Green, I'll
+give him to you."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+How Jackanapes tumbled on to Lollo's back he never knew. He had just
+gathered up the reins when the Gipsy-father took him by the arm.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"If you want to make Lollo go fast, my little gentleman--"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"<i>I</i> can make him go!" said Jackanapes, and drawing from his pocket
+the trumpet he had bought in the fair, he blew a blast both loud and
+shrill.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Away went Lollo, and away went Jackanapes' hat. His golden hair flew out,
+an aureole from which his cheeks shone red and distended with
+trumpeting. Away went Spitfire, mad with the rapture of the race, and
+the wind in his silky ears. Away went the geese, the cocks, the hens,
+and the whole family of Johnson. Lucy clung to her mamma, Jane saved
+Emily by the gathers of her gown, and Tony saved himself by a
+somersault.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/039.png"><img src="images/039th.png" alt=""></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Grey Goose was just returning when Jackanapes and Lollo rode back,
+Spitfire panting behind.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Good, my little gentleman, good!" said the Gipsy. "You were born to the
+saddle. You've the flat thigh, the strong knee, the wiry back, and the
+light caressing hand, all you want is to learn the whisper Come here!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"What was that dirty fellow talking about, grandson?" asked the General.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I can't tell you, sir. It's a secret."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They were sitting in the window again, in the two Chippendale
+arm-chairs, the General devouring every line of his grandson's face,
+with strange spasms crossing his own.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You must love your aunt very much, Jackanapes?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I do, sir," said Jackanapes warmly.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"And whom do you love next best to your aunt?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The ties of blood were pressing very strongly on the General himself,
+and perhaps he thought of Lollo. But Love is not bought in a day, even
+with fourteen pounds nineteen shillings and ten-pence. Jackanapes
+answered quite readily, "The Postman."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Why the Postman?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"He knew my father," said Jackanapes, "and he tells me about him, and
+about his black mare. My father was a soldier, a brave soldier. He died
+at Waterloo. When I grow up I want to be a soldier too." "So you shall,
+my boy. So you shall."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Thank you, grandfather. Aunty doesn't want me to be a soldier for fear
+of being killed."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Bless my life! Would she have you get into a feather-bed and stay
+there? Why, you might be killed by a thunderbolt, if you were a
+butter-merchant!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"So I might. I shall tell her so. What a funny fellow you are, sir! I
+say, do you think my father knew the Gipsy's secret? The Postman says he
+used to whisper to his black mare."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Your father was taught to ride as a child, by one of those horsemen of
+the East who swoop and dart and wheel about a plain like swallows in
+autumn. Grandson! Love me a little too. I can tell you more about your
+father than the Postman can."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I do love you," said Jackanapes. "Before you came I was frightened. I'd
+no notion you were so nice."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Love me always, boy, whatever I do or leave undone. And--God help
+me--whatever you do or leave undone, I'll love you! There shall never be
+a cloud between us for a day; no, sir, not for an hour. We're imperfect
+enough, all of us, we needn't be so bitter; and life is uncertain enough
+at its safest, we needn't waste its opportunities. Look at me! Here sit
+I, after a dozen battles and some of the worst climates in the world,
+and by yonder lych gate lies your mother, who didn't move five miles, I
+suppose, from your aunt's apron-strings,--dead in her teens; my
+golden-haired daughter, whom I never saw."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jackanapes was terribly troubled.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Don't cry, grandfather," he pleaded, his own blue eyes round with
+tears. "I will love you very much, and I will try to be very good. But I
+should like to be a soldier."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You shall, my boy, you shall. You've more claims for a commission than
+you know of. Cavalry, I suppose; eh, ye young Jackanapes? Well, well; if
+you live to be an honor to your country, this old heart shall grow young
+again with pride for you; and if you die in the service of your
+country--GOD bless me, it can but break for ye!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And beating the region which he said was all waistcoats, as if they
+stifled him, the old man got up and strode out on to the Green.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h3>CHAPTER IV.</h3>
+
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;life for his friends."--JOHN XV. 13.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/043.png"><img src="images/043th.png" alt=""></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Twenty and odd years later the Grey Goose was still alive, and in full
+possession of her faculties, such as they were. She lived slowly and
+carefully, and she lived long. So did Miss Jessamine; but the General
+was dead.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He had lived on the Green for many years, during which he and the
+Postman saluted each other with a punctiliousness that it almost drilled
+one to witness. He would have completely spoiled Jackanapes if Miss
+Jessamine's conscience would have let him; otherwise he somewhat
+dragooned his neighbors, and was as positive about parish matters as a
+ratepayer about the army. A stormy-tempered, tender-hearted soldier,
+irritable with the suffering of wounds of which he never spoke, whom all
+the village followed to his grave with tears.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The General's death was a great shock to Miss Jessamine, and her nephew
+stayed with her for some little time after the funeral. Then he was
+obliged to join his regiment, which was ordered abroad.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One effect of the conquest which the General had gained over the
+affections of the village, was a considerable abatement of the popular
+prejudice against "the military." Indeed the village was now somewhat
+importantly represented in the army. There was the General himself, and
+the Postman, and the Black Captain's tablet in the church, and
+Jackanapes, and Tony Johnson, and a Trumpeter.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Tony Johnson had no more natural taste for fighting than for riding, but
+he was as devoted as ever to Jackanapes, and that was how it came about
+that Mr. Johnson bought him a commission in the same cavalry regiment
+that the General's grandson (whose commission had been given him by the
+Iron Duke) was in, and that he was quite content to be the butt of the
+mess where Jackanapes was the hero; and that when Jackanapes wrote home
+to Miss Jessamine, Tony wrote with the same purpose to his mother;
+namely, to demand her congratulations that they were on active service
+at last, and were ordered to the front. And he added a postscript to the
+effect that she could have no idea how popular Jackanapes was, nor how
+splendidly he rode the wonderful red charger whom he had named after his
+old friend Lollo.
+</p>
+
+<hr>
+
+<p>
+"Sound Retire!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A Boy Trumpeter, grave with the weight of responsibilities and
+accoutrements beyond his years, and stained, so that his own mother
+would not have known him, with the sweat and dust of battle, did as he
+was bid; and then pushing his trumpet pettishly aside, adjusted his
+weary legs for the hundredth time to the horse which was a world too big
+for him, and muttering, "'Tain't a pretty tune," tried to see something
+of this, his first engagement, before it came to an end.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Being literally in the thick of it, he could hardly have seen less or
+known less of what happened in that particular skirmish if he had been
+at home in England. For many good reasons; including dust and smoke, and
+that what attention he dared distract from his commanding officer was
+pretty well absorbed by keeping his hard-mouthed troop-horse in hand,
+under pain of execration by his neighbors in the melée. By-and-by, when
+the newspapers came out, if he could get a look at one before it was
+thumbed to bits, he would learn that the enemy had appeared from ambush
+in overwhelming numbers, and that orders had been given to fall back,
+which was done slowly and in good order, the men fighting as they
+retired.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/046.png"><img src="images/046th.png" alt=""></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Born and bred on the Goose Green, the youngest of Mr. Johnson's
+gardener's numerous off-spring, the boy had given his family "no peace"
+till they let him "go for a soldier" with Master Tony and Master
+Jackanapes. They consented at last, with more tears than they shed when
+an elder son was sent to jail for poaching, and the boy was perfectly
+happy in his life, and full of <i>esprit de corps</i>. It was this which
+had been wounded by having to sound retreat for "the young gentlemen's
+regiment," the first time he served with it before the enemy, and he was
+also harassed by having completely lost sight of Master Tony. There had
+been some hard fighting before the backward movement began, and he had
+caught sight of him once, but not since. On the other hand, all the
+pulses of his village pride had been stirred by one or two visions of
+Master Jackanapes whirling about on his wonderful horse. He had been
+easy to distinguish, since an eccentric blow had bared his head without
+hurting it, for his close golden mop of hair gleamed in the hot sunshine
+as brightly as the steel of the sword flashing round it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of the missiles that fell pretty thickly, the Boy Trumpeter did not take
+much notice. First, one can't attend to everything, and his hands were
+full. Secondly, one gets used to anything. Thirdly, experience soon
+teaches one, in spite of proverbs, how very few bullets find their
+billet. Far more unnerving is the mere suspicion of fear or even of
+anxiety in the human mass around you. The Boy was beginning to wonder if
+there were any dark reason for the increasing pressure, and whether they
+would be allowed to move back more quickly, when the smoke in front
+lifted for a moment, and he could see the plain, and the enemy's line
+some two hundred yards away.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And across the plain between them, he saw Master Jackanapes galloping
+alone at the top of Lollo's speed, their faces to the enemy, his golden
+head at Lollo's ear.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But at this moment noise and smoke seemed to burst out on every side,
+the officer shouted to him to sound retire, and between trumpeting and
+bumping about on his horse, he saw and heard no more of the incidents of
+his first battle.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Tony Johnson was always unlucky with horses, from the days of the
+giddy-go-round onwards. On this day--of all days in the year--his own
+horse was on the sick list, and he had to ride an inferior,
+ill-conditioned beast, and fell off that, at the very moment when it was
+a matter of life or death to be able to ride away. The horse fell on
+him, but struggled up again, and Tony managed to keep hold of it. It was
+in trying to remount that he discovered, by helplessness and anguish,
+that one of his legs was crushed and broken, and that no feat of which
+he was master would get him into the saddle. Not able even to stand
+alone, awkwardly, agonizingly unable to mount his restive horse, his
+life was yet so strong within him! And on one side of him rolled the
+dust and smoke-cloud of his advancing foe, and on the other, that which
+covered his retreating friends.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He turned one piteous gaze after them, with a bitter twinge, not of
+reproach, but of loneliness; and then, dragging himself up by the side
+of his horse, he turned the other way and drew out his pistol, and
+waited for the end. Whether he waited seconds or minutes he never knew,
+before some one gripped him by the arm.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Jackanapes! GOD bless you! It's my left leg. If you could get me on--"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was like Tony's luck that his pistol went off at his horse's tail,
+and made it plunge; but Jackanapes threw him across the saddle.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Hold on anyhow, and stick your spur in. I'll lead him. Keep your head
+down, they're firing high."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And Jackanapes laid his head down--to Lollo's ear.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was when they were fairly off, that a sudden upspringing of the enemy
+in all directions had made it necessary to change the gradual retirement
+of our force into as rapid a retreat as possible. And when Jackanapes
+became aware of this, and felt the lagging and swerving of Tony's horse,
+he began to wish he had thrown his friend across his own saddle, and
+left their lives to Lollo.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Tony became aware of it, several things came into his head. 1. That
+the dangers of their ride for life were now more than doubled. 2. That
+if Jackanapes and Lollo were not burdened with him they would
+undoubtedly escape. 3. That Jackanapes' life was infinitely valuable,
+and his--Tony's--was not. 4. That this--if he could seize it--was the
+supremest of all the moments in which he had tried to assume the virtues
+which Jackanapes had by nature; and that if he could be courageous and
+unselfish now--
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He caught at his own reins and spoke very loud--
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Jackanapes! It won't do. You and Lollo must go on. Tell the fellows I
+gave you back to them, with all my heart. Jackanapes, if you love me,
+leave me!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There was a daffodil light over the evening sky in front of them, and it
+shone strangely on Jackanapes' hair and face. He turned with an odd look
+in his eyes that a vainer man than Tony Johnson might have taken for
+brotherly pride. Then he shook his mop and laughed at him.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/051.png"><img src="images/051th.png" alt=""></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"<i>Leave you?</i> To save my skin? No, Tony, not to save my soul!"
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h3>CHAPTER V.</h3>
+
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. VALIANT <i>summoned. His will. His last words.</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, said he, "I am going to my Father's.... My Sword I<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;give to him that shall succeed me in my Pilgrimage, and my<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Courage and Skill to him that can get it." ... And as he<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;went down deeper, he said, "Grave, where is thy Victory?"
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So he passed over, and all the Trumpets sounded for him on<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the other side.<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; BUNYAN'S <i>Pilgrim's, Progress</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/052.png"><img src="images/052th.png" alt=""></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Coming out of a hospital-tent, at headquarters, the surgeon cannonaded
+against, and rebounded from, another officer; a sallow man, not young,
+with a face worn more by ungentle experiences than by age; with weary
+eyes that kept their own counsel, iron gray hair, and a moustache that
+was as if a raven had laid its wing across his lips and sealed them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Well?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Beg pardon, Major. Didn't see you. Oh, compound fracture and bruises,
+but it's all right. He'll pull through."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Thank GOD."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was probably an involuntary expression, for prayer and praise were
+not much in the Major's line, as a jerk of the surgeon's head would have
+betrayed to an observer. He was a bright little man, with his feelings
+showing all over him, but with gallantry and contempt of death enough
+for both sides of his profession; who took a cool head, a white
+handkerchief and a case of instruments, where other men went hot-blooded
+with weapons, and who was the biggest gossip, male or female, of the
+regiment. Not even the Major's taciturnity daunted him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Didn't think he'd as much pluck about him as he has. He'll do all right
+if he doesn't fret himself into a fever about poor Jackanapes."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Whom are you talking about?" asked the Major hoarsely.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Young Johnson. He--"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"What about Jackanapes?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Don't you know? Sad business. Rode back for Johnson, and brought him
+in; but, monstrous ill-luck, hit as they rode. Left lung--"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Will he recover?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"No. Sad business."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"What a frame--what limbs--what health--and what good looks? Finest
+young fellow--"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Where is he?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"In his own tent," said the surgeon sadly.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Major wheeled and left him.
+</p>
+
+<hr>
+
+<p>
+"Can I do anything else for you?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Nothing, thank you. Except--Major! I wish I could get you to appreciate
+Johnson."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"This is not an easy moment, Jackanapes."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Let me tell you, sir--<i>he</i> never will--that if he could have
+driven me from him, he would be lying yonder at this moment, and I
+should be safe and sound."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Major laid his hand over his mouth, as if to keep back a wish he
+would have been ashamed to utter.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I've known old Tony from a child. He's a fool on impulse, a good man
+and a gentleman in principle. And he acts on principle, which it's not
+every--some water, please! Thank you, sir. It's very hot, and yet one's
+feet get uncommonly cold. Oh, thank you, thank you. He's no fire-eater,
+but he has a trained conscience and a tender heart, and he'll do his
+duty when a braver and more selfish man might fail you. But he wants
+encouragement; and when I'm gone----"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"He shall have encouragement. You have my word for it. Can I do nothing
+else?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yes, Major. A favor."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Thank you, Jackanapes."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Be Lollo's master, and love him as well as you can. He's used to it."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Wouldn't you rather Johnson had him?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The blue eyes twinkled in spite of mortal pain.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Tony <i>rides</i> on principle, Major. His legs are bolsters, and will
+be to the end of the chapter. I couldn't insult dear Lollo, but if you
+don't care"----
+
+"Whilst I live----which will be longer than I desire or
+deserve----Lollo shall want nothing, but----you. I have too little
+tenderness for----my dear boy, you're faint. Can you spare me for a
+moment?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"No, stay--Major!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"What? What?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"My head drifts so--if you wouldn't mind."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yes! Yes!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Say a prayer by me. Out loud please, I am getting deaf."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"My dearest Jackanapes--my dear boy----"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"One of the Church Prayers--Parade Service, you know----"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I see. But the fact is--GOD forgive me, Jackanapes--I'm a very
+different sort of fellow to some of you youngsters. Look here, let me
+fetch--"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But Jackanapes' hand was in his, and it wouldn't let go.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There was a brief and bitter silence.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"'Pon my soul I can only remember the little one at the end."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Please," whispered Jackanapes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Pressed by the conviction that what little he could do it was his duty
+to do, the Major--kneeling--bared his head, and spoke loudly, clearly,
+and very reverently--
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ--"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jackanapes moved his left hand to his right one, which still held the
+Major's--
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"--The love of GOD."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And with that--Jackanapes died.
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+<h3>CHAPTER VI.</h3>
+
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/057.png"><img src="images/057th.png" alt=""></a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Und so ist der blaue Himmel grösser als jedes<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Gewolk darin, und dauerhafter dazu."<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;JEAN PAUL RICHTER.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jackanapes' death was sad news for the Goose Green, a sorrow justly
+qualified by honorable pride in his gallantry and devotion. Only the
+Cobbler dissented, but that was his way. He said he saw nothing in it
+but foolhardiness and vainglory. They might both have been killed, as
+easy as not, and then where would ye have been? A man's life was a man's
+life, and one life was as good as another. No one would catch him
+throwing his away. And, for that matter, Mrs. Johnson could spare a
+child a great deal better than Miss Jessamine.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the parson preached Jackanapes' funeral sermon on the text,
+"Whosoever will save his life shall lose it; and whosoever will lose his
+life for My sake shall find it;" and all the village went and wept to
+hear him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Nor did Miss Jessamine see her loss from the Cobbler's point of view. On
+the contrary, Mrs. Johnson said she never to her dying day should forget
+how, when she went to condole with her, the old lady came forward, with
+gentle-womanly self-control, and kissed her, and thanked GOD that her
+dear nephew's effort had been blessed with success, and that this sad
+war had made no gap in her friend's large and happy home circle.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"But she's a noble, unselfish woman," sobbed Mrs. Johnson, "and she
+taught Jackanapes to be the same, and that's how it is that my Tony has
+been spared to me. And it must be sheer goodness in Miss Jessamine, for
+what can she know of a mother's feelings? And I'm sure most people seem
+to think that if you've a large family you don't know one from another
+any more than they do, and that a lot of children are like a lot of
+store-apples, if one's taken it won't be missed."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Lollo--the first Lollo, the Gipsy's Lollo--very aged, draws Miss
+Jessamine's bath-chair slowly up and down the Goose Green in the
+sunshine.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Ex-postman walks beside him, which Lollo tolerates to the level of
+his shoulder. If the Postman advances any nearer to his head, Lollo
+quickens his pace, and were the Postman to persist in the injudicious
+attempt, there is, as Miss Jessamine says, no knowing what might happen.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the opinion of the Goose Green, Miss Jessamine has borne her troubles
+"wonderfully." Indeed, to-day, some of the less delicate and less
+intimate of those who see everything from the upper windows, say (well
+behind her back) that "the old lady seems quite lively with her military
+beaux again."
+</p>
+
+<p class="ctr">
+<a href="images/059.png"><img src="images/059th.png" alt=""></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The meaning of this is, that Captain Johnson is leaning over one side of
+her chair, whilst by the other bends a brother officer who is staying
+with him, and who has manifested an extraordinary interest in Lollo. He
+bends lower and lower, and Miss Jessamine calls to the Postman to
+request Lollo to be kind enough to stop, whilst she is fumbling for
+something which always hangs by her side, and has got entangled with her
+spectacles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is a two-penny trumpet, bought years ago in the village fair, and
+over it she and Captain Johnson tell, as best they can, between them,
+the story of Jackanapes' ride across the Goose Green; and how he won
+Lollo--the Gipsy's Lollo--the racer Lollo--dear Lollo--faithful
+Lollo--Lollo the never vanquished--Lollo the tender servant of his old
+mistress. And Lollo's ears twitch at every mention of his name.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Their hearer does not speak, but he never moves his eyes from the
+trumpet, and when the tale is told, he lifts Miss Jessamine's hand and
+presses his heavy black moustache in silence to her trembling fingers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The sun, betting gently to his rest, embroiders the sombre foliage of
+the oak-tree with threads of gold. The Grey Goose is sensible of an
+atmosphere of repose, and puts up one leg for the night. The grass glows
+with a more vivid green, and, in answer to a ringing call from Tony, his
+sisters, fluttering over the daisies in pale-hued muslins, come out of
+their ever-open door, like pretty pigeons form a dovecote.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And, if the good gossips, eyes do not deceive them, all the Miss
+Johnsons, and both the officers, go wandering off into the lanes, where
+bryony wreaths still twine about the brambles.
+</p>
+
+<hr>
+
+<p>
+A sorrowful story, and ending badly?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Nay, Jackanapes, for the end is not yet.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A life wasted that might have been useful?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Men who have died for men, in all ages, forgive the thought!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is a heritage of heroic example and noble obligation, not reckoned
+in the Wealth of Nations, but essential to a nation's life; the contempt
+of which, in any people, may, not slowly, mean even its commercial fall.
+Very sweet are the uses of prosperity, the harvests of peace and
+progress, the fostering sunshine of health and happiness, and length of
+days in the land.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But there be things--oh, sons of what has deserved the name of Great
+Britain, forget it not!--"the good of" which and "the use of" which are
+beyond all calculation of worldly goods and earthly uses; things such as
+Love, and Honor, and the Soul of Man, which cannot be bought with a
+price, and which do not die with death. "And they who would fain live
+happily EVER after, should not leave these things out of the lessons of
+their lives."
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</p>
+
+
+<h2>DADDY DARWIN'S DOVECOT.</h2>
+
+<hr>
+
+<h3>
+PREAMBLE.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+A summer's afternoon. Early in the summer, and late in the afternoon;
+with odors and colors deepening, and shadows lengthening, towards
+evening.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Two gaffers gossiping, seated side by side upon a Yorkshire wall. A wall
+of sandstone of many colors, glowing redder and yellower as the sun goes
+down; well cushioned with moss and lichen, and deep set in rank grass on
+this side, where the path runs, and in blue hyacinths on that side,
+where the wood is, and where--on the gray and still naked branches of
+young oaks--sit divers crows, not less solemn than the gaffers, and also
+gossiping.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One gaffer in work-day clothes, not unpicturesque of form and hue. Gray,
+home-knit stockings, and coat and knee-breeches of corduroy, which takes
+tints from Time and Weather as harmoniously as wooden palings do; so
+that field laborers (like some insects) seem to absorb or mimic the
+colors of the vegetation round them and of their native soil. That is,
+on work-days. Sunday-best is a different matter, and in this the other
+gaffer was clothed. He was dressed like the crows above him, <i>fit
+excepted</i>: the reason for which was, that he was only a visitor, a
+revisitor to the home of his youth, and wore his Sunday (and funeral)
+suit to mark the holiday.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Continuing the path, a stone pack-horse track, leading past a hedge
+snow-white with may, and down into a little wood, from the depths of
+which one could hear a brook babbling. Then up across the sunny field
+beyond, and yet up over another field to where the brow of the hill is
+crowned by old farm-buildings standing against the sky.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Down this stone path a young man going whistling home to tea. Then
+staying to bend a swarthy face to the white may to smell it, and then
+plucking a huge branch on which the blossom lies like a heavy fall of
+snow, and throwing that aside for a better, and tearing off another and
+yet another, with the prodigal recklessness of a pauper; and so,
+whistling, on into the wood with his arms full.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Down the sunny field, as he goes up it, a woman coming to meet him--with
+<i>her</i> arms full. Filled by a child with a may-white frock, and hair
+shining with the warm colors of the sandstone. A young woman, having a
+fair forehead visible a long way off, and buxom cheeks, and steadfast
+eyes. When they meet he kisses her, and she pulls his dark hair and
+smooths her own, and cuffs him in country fashion. Then they change
+burdens, and she takes the may into her apron (stooping to pick up
+fallen bits), and the child sits on the man's shoulder, and cuffs and
+lugs its father as the mother did, and is chidden by her and kissed by
+him. And all the babbling of their chiding and crowing and laughter
+comes across the babbling of the brook to the ears of the old gaffers
+gossiping on the wall.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Gaffer I. spits out an over-munched stalk of meadow soft-grass, and
+speaks:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"D'ye see yon chap?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Gaffer II. takes up his hat and wipes it round with a spotted
+handkerchief (for your Sunday hat is a heating thing for work-day wear),
+and puts it on, and makes reply:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Aye. But he beats me. And--see there!--he's t'first that's beat me yet.
+Why, lad! I've met young chaps to-day I could ha' sworn to for mates of
+mine forty years back--if I hadn't ha' been i't' churchyard spelling
+over their fathers' tumstuns!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Aye. There's a many old standards gone home o' lately."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"What do they call <i>him?</i>"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"T' young chap?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Aye."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"They <i>call</i> him--Darwin."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Dar--win? I should known a Darwin. They're old standards, is Darwins.
+What's he to Daddy Darwin of t' Dovecot yonder?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"He <i>owns</i> t' Dovecot. Did ye see t' lass?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Aye. Shoo's his missus, I reckon?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Aye."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"What did they call her?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Phoebe Shaw they called her. And if she'd been <i>my</i> lass--but
+that's nother here nor there, and he's got t' Dovecot."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Shaw? <i>They're</i> old standards, is Shaws. Phoebe? They called her
+mother Phoebe. Phoebe Johnson. She were a dainty lass! My father were
+very fond of Phoebe Johnson. He said she allus put him i' mind of our
+orchard on drying days; pink and white apple-blossom and clean clothes.
+And yon's her daughter? Where d'ye say t'young chap come from? He don't
+look like hereabouts."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"He don't come from hereabouts. And yet he do come from hereabouts, as
+one may say. Look ye here. He come from t' wukhus. That's the short and
+the long of it."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"<i>The workhouse!</i>"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Aye."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Stupefaction. The crows chattering wildly overhead.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"And he owns Darwin's Dovecot?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"He owns Darwin's Dovecot."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"And how i' t' name o' all things did that come about'!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Why, I'll tell thee. It was i' this fashion."
+</p>
+
+<hr>
+
+<p>
+Not without reason does the wary writer put gossip in the mouths of
+gaffers rather than of gammers. Male gossips love scandal as dearly as
+female gossips do, and they bring to it the stronger relish and energies
+of their sex. But these were country gaffers, whose speech--like
+shadows--grows lengthy in the leisurely hours of eventide. The gentle
+reader shall have the tale in plain narration.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+NOTE--It will be plain to the reader that the birds here described are
+Rooks (<i>corvus frugilegus</i>). I have allowed myself to speak of them
+by their generic or family name of Crow, this being a common country
+practice. The genus <i>corvus</i>, or <i>Crow</i>, includes the Raven,
+the Carrion Crow, the Hooded Crow, the Jackdaw, and the Rook.
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>
+SCENE I.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+One Saturday night (some eighteen years earlier than the date of this
+gaffer-gossiping) the parson's daughter sat in her own room before the
+open drawer of a bandy-legged black oak table, <i>balancing her
+bags</i>. The bags were money-bags, and the matter shall be made clear
+at once.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In this parish, as in others, progress and the multiplication of weapons
+with which civilization and the powers of goodness push their conquests
+over brutality and the powers of evil, had added to the original duties
+of the parish priest, a multifarious and all but impracticable variety
+of offices; which, in ordinary and late conditions, would have been
+performed by several more or less salaried clerks, bankers, accountants,
+secretaries, librarians, club-committees, teachers, lecturers, discount
+for ready-money dealers in clothing, boots, blankets, and coal,
+domestic-servant agencies, caterers for the public amusement, and
+preservers of the public peace.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The country parson (no less than statesmen and princes, than men of
+science and of letters) is responsible for a great deal of his work that
+is really done by the help-mate--woman. This explains why five out of
+the young lady's moneybags bore the following inscriptions in
+marking-ink: "Savings' bank," "Clothing club," "Library," "Magazines and
+hymn-books," "Three-halfpenny club"--and only three bore reference to
+private funds, as--"House-money"--"Allowance "--"Charity."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was the bag bearing this last and greatest name which the parson's
+daughter now seized and emptied into her lap. A ten-shilling piece, some
+small silver, and twopence halfpenny jingled together, and roused a
+silver-haired, tawny-pawed terrier, who left the hearthrug and came to
+smell what was the matter. His mistress's right hand--absently
+caressing--quieted his feelings; and with the left she held the
+ten-shilling piece between finger and thumb, and gazed thoughtfully at
+the other bags as they squatted in a helpless row, with twine-tied
+mouths hanging on all sides. It was only after anxious consultation with
+an account-book that the half-sovereign was exchanged for silver; thanks
+to the clothing-club bag, which looked leaner for the accommodation. In
+the three-halfpenny bag (which bulged with pence) some silver was
+further solved into copper, and the charity bag was handsomely distended
+before the whole lot was consigned once more to the table-drawer.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Any one accustomed to book-keeping must smile at this bag-keeping of
+accounts; but the parson's daughter could never "bring her mind" to
+keeping the funds apart on paper, and mixing the actual cash. Indeed,
+she could never have brought her conscience to it. Unless she had taken
+the tenth for "charity" from her dress and pocket-money in coin, and put
+it then and there into the charity bag, this self-imposed rule of the
+duty of almsgiving would not have been performed to her soul's peace.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The problem which had been exercising her mind that Saturday night was
+how to spend what was left of her benevolent fund in a treat for the
+children of the neighboring work-house. The fund was low, and this had
+decided the matter. The following Wednesday would be her twenty-first
+birthday. If the children came to tea with her, the foundation of the
+entertainment would, in the natural course of things, be laid in the
+Vicarage kitchen. The charity bag would provide the extras of the feast.
+Nuts, toys, and the like.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When the parson's daughter locked the drawer of the bandy-legged table,
+she did so with the vigor of one who has made up her mind, and set about
+the rest of her Saturday night's duties without further delay.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She put out her Sunday clothes, and her Bible and Prayer-book, and
+class-book and pencil, on the oak chest at the foot of the bed. She
+brushed and combed the silver-haired terrier, who looked abjectly
+depressed whilst this was doing, and preposterously proud when it was
+done. She washed her own hair, and studied her Sunday-school lesson for
+the morrow whilst it was drying. She spread a colored quilt at the foot
+of her white one for the terrier to sleep on--a slur which he always
+deeply resented.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then she went to bed, and slept as one ought to sleep on Saturday night,
+who is bound to be at the Sunday School by 9.15 on the following
+morning, with a clear mind on the Rudiments of the Faith, the history of
+the Prophet Elisha, and the destinations of each of the parish
+magazines.
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>
+SCENE II.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+Fatherless--motherless--homeless!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A little work-house-boy, with a swarthy face and tidily-cropped black
+hair, as short and thick as the fur of a mole, was grubbing, not quite
+so cleverly as a mole, in the work-house garden.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He had been set to weed, but the weeding was very irregularly performed,
+for his eyes and heart were in the clouds, as he could see them over the
+big boundary wall. For there--now dark against the white, now white
+against the gray--some Air Tumbler pigeons were turning somersaults on
+their homeward way, at such short and regular intervals that they seemed
+to be tying knots in their lines of flight.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was too much! The small gardener shamelessly abandoned his duties,
+and, curving his dirty paws on each side of his mouth, threw his whole
+soul into shouting words of encouragement to the distant birds.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"That's a good un! On with thee! Over ye go! Oo--ooray!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was this last prolonged cheer which drowned the sound of footsteps on
+the path behind him, so that if he had been a tumbler pigeon himself he
+could not have jumped more nimbly when a man's hand fell upon his
+shoulder. Up went his arms to shield his ears from a well-merited
+cuffing; but fate was kinder to him than he deserved. It was only an old
+man (prematurely aged with drink and consequent poverty), whose faded
+eyes seemed to rekindle as he also gazed after the pigeons, and spoke as
+one who knows.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yon's Daddy Darwin's Tumblers."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This old pauper had only lately come into "the House" (the house that
+never was a home!), and the boy clung eagerly to his flannel sleeve, and
+plied him thick and fast with questions about the world without the
+workhouse-walls, and about the happy owner of those yet happier
+creatures who were free not only on the earth, but in the skies.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The poor old pauper was quite as willing to talk as the boy was to
+listen. It restored some of that self-respect which we lose under the
+consequences of our follies to be able to say that Daddy Darwin and he
+had been mates together, and had had pigeon-fancying in common "many a
+long year afore" he came into the House.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And so these two made friendship over such matters as will bring man and
+boy together to the end of time. And the old pauper waxed eloquent on
+the feats of Homing Birds and Tumblers, and on the points of Almonds and
+Barbs, Fantails and Pouters; sprinkling his narrative also with high
+sounding and heterogeneous titles, such as Dragons and Archangels, Blue
+Owls and Black Priests, Jacobines, English Horsemen and Trumpeters. And
+through much boasting of the high stakes he had had on this and that
+pigeon-match then, and not a few bitter complaints of the harsh
+hospitality of the House he "had come to" now, it never seemed to occur
+to him to connect the two, or to warn the lad who hung upon his lips
+that one cannot eat his cake with the rash appetites of youth, and yet
+hope to have it for the support and nourishment of his old age.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The longest story the old man told was of a "bit of a trip" he had made
+to Liverpool, to see some Antwerp Carriers flown from thence to Ghent,
+and he fixed the date of this by remembering that his twin sons were
+born in his absence, and that though their birthday was the very day of
+the race, his "missus turned stoopid," as women (he warned the boy) are
+apt to do, and refused to have them christened by uncommon names
+connected with the fancy. All the same, he bet the lads would have been
+nicknamed the Antwerp Carriers, and known as such to the day of their
+death, if this had not come so soon and so suddenly, of croup; when (as
+it oddly chanced) he was off on another "bit of a holiday" to fly some
+pigeons of his own in Lincolnshire.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This tale had not come to an end when a voice of authority called for
+"Jack March," who rubbed his mole-like head, and went ruefully off,
+muttering that he should "catch it now."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Sure enough! sure enough!" chuckled the unamiable old pauper.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But again fate was kinder to the lad than his friend. His negligent
+weeding passed unnoticed, because he was wanted in a hurry to join the
+other children in the school-room. The parson's daughter had come, the
+children were about to sing to her, and Jack's voice could not be
+dispensed with.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He "cleaned himself" with alacrity, and taking his place in the circle
+of boys standing with their hands behind their backs, he lifted up a
+voice worthy of a cathedral choir, whilst varying the monotony of sacred
+song by secretly snatching at the tail of the terrier as it went
+snuffing round the legs of the group. And in this feat he proved as much
+superior to the rest of the boys (who also tried it) as he excelled them
+in the art of singing.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Later on he learned that the young lady had come to invite them all to
+have tea with her on her birthday. Later still he found the old pauper
+once more, and questioned him closely about the village and the
+Vicarage, and as to which of the parishioners kept pigeons, and where.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And when he went to his straw bed that night, and his black head
+throbbed with visions and high hopes, these were not entirely of the
+honor of drinking tea with a pretty young lady, and how one should
+behave himself in such abashing circumstances. He did not even dream
+principally of the possibility of getting hold of that silver-haired,
+tawny-pawed dog by the tail under freer conditions than those of this
+afternoon, though that was a refreshing thought.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+What kept him long awake was thinking of this. From the top of an old
+walnut-tree at the top of a field at the back of the Vicarage, you could
+see a hill, and on the top of the hill some farm buildings. And it was
+here (so the old pauper had told him) that those pretty pigeons lived,
+who, though free to play about among the clouds, yet condescended to
+make an earthly home--in Daddy Darwin's Dovecot.
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>
+SCENE III.
+
+</h3>
+<p>
+Two and two, girls and boys, the young lady's guests marched down to the
+Vicarage. The school-mistress was anxious that each should carry his and
+her tin mug, so as to give as little trouble as possible; but this was
+resolutely declined, much to the children's satisfaction, who had their
+walk with free hands, and their tea out of teacups and saucers, like
+anybody else.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was a fine day, and all went well. The children enjoyed themselves,
+and behaved admirably into the bargain. There was only one suspicion of
+misconduct, and the matter was so far from clear that the parson's
+daughter hushed it up, and, so to speak, dismissed the case.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The children were playing at some game in which Jack March was supposed
+to excel, but when they came to look for him he could nowhere be found.
+At last he was discovered, high up among the branches of an old
+walnut-tree at the top of the field, and though his hands were unstained
+and his pockets empty, the gardener, who had been the first to spy him,
+now loudly denounced him as an ungrateful young thief. Jack, with
+swollen eyes and cheeks besmirched with angry tears, was vehemently
+declaring that he had only climbed the tree to "have a look at Master
+Darwin's pigeons," and had not picked so much as a leaf, let alone a
+walnut; and the gardener, "shaking the truth out of him" by the collar
+of his fustian jacket, was preaching loudly on the sin of adding
+falsehood to theft, when the parson's daughter came up, and, in the end,
+acquitted poor Jack, and gave him leave to amuse himself as he pleased.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It did not please Jack to play with his comrades just then. He felt
+sulky and aggrieved. He would have liked to play with the terrier who
+had stood by him in his troubles, and barked at the gardener; but that
+little friend now trotted after his mistress, who had gone to
+choir-practice.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jack wandered about among the shrubberies. By-and-by he heard sounds of
+music, and led by these he came to a gate in a wall, dividing the
+Vicarage garden from the churchyard. Jack loved music, and the organ and
+the voices drew him on till he reached the church porch; but there he
+was startled by a voice that was not only not the voice of song, but was
+the utterance of a moan so doleful that it seemed the outpouring of all
+his lonely, and outcast, and injured feelings in one comprehensive howl.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was the voice of the silver-haired terrier. He was sitting in the
+porch, his nose up, his ears down, his eyes shut, his mouth open,
+bewailing in bitterness of spirit the second and greater crook of his
+lot.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To what purpose were all the caresses and care and indulgence of his
+mistress, the daily walks, the weekly washings and combings, the
+constant companionship, when she betrayed her abiding sense of his
+inferiority, first, by not letting him sleep on the white quilt, and
+secondly, by never allowing him to go to church?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jack shared the terrier's mood. What were tea and plum-cake to him, when
+his pauper-breeding was so stamped upon him that the gardener was free
+to say--"A nice tale too! What's thou to do wi' doves, and thou a
+work'us lad?"--and to take for granted that he would thieve and lie if
+he got the chance?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His disabilities were not the dog's, however. The parish church was his
+as well as another's, and he crept inside and leaned against one of the
+stone pillars, as if it were a big, calm friend.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Far away, under the transept, a group of boys and men held their music
+near to their faces in the waning light. Among them towered the burly
+choirmaster, baton in hand. The parson's daughter was at the organ. Well
+accustomed to produce his voice to good purpose, the choirmaster's words
+were clearly to be heard throughout the building, and it was on the
+subject of articulation and emphasis, and the like, that he was
+speaking; now and then throwing in an extra aspirate in the energy of
+that enthusiasm without which teaching is not worth the name.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"That'll not do. We must have it altogether different. You two lads are
+singing like bumblebees in a pitcher--border there, boys!--it's no
+laughing matter--put down those papers and keep your eyes on me--inflate
+the chest--" (his own seemed to fill the field of vision) "and try and
+give forth those noble words as if you'd an idea what they meant."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+No satire was intended or taken here, but the two boys, who were
+practicing their duet in an anthem, laid down the music, and turned
+their eyes on their teacher.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I'll run through the recitative," he added, "and take your time from
+the stick. And mind that OH."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The parson's daughter struck a chord, and then the burly choirmaster
+spoke with the voice of melody:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"My heart is disquieted within me. My heart--my heart is disquieted
+within me. And the fear of death is fallen--is fallen upon me."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The terrier moaned without, and Jack thought no boy's voice could be
+worth listening to after that of the choirmaster. But he was wrong. A
+few more notes from the organ, and then, as night-stillness in a wood is
+broken by the nightingale, so upon the silence of the church a
+boy-alto's voice broke forth in obedience to the choirmaster's uplifted
+hand:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"<i>Then</i>, I said--I said----"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jack gasped, but even as he strained his eyes to see what such a singer
+could look like, with higher, clearer notes the soprano rose above him
+--"Then I sa--a--id," and the duet began:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Oh that I had wings--O that I had wings like a dove!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i>Soprano</i>.--"Then would I flee away." <i>Alto</i>.--"Then would I
+flee away." <i>Together</i>.--"And be at rest--flee away and be at
+rest."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The clear young voices soared and chased each other among the arches, as
+if on the very pinions for which they prayed. Then--swept from their
+seats by an upward sweep of the choirmaster's arms--the chorus rose, as
+birds rise, and carried on the strain.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was not a very fine composition, but this final chorus had the
+singular charm of fugue. And as the voices mourned like doves, "Oh that
+I had wings!" and pursued each other with the plaintive passage, "Then
+would I flee away--then would I flee away----," Jack's ears knew no
+weariness of the repetition. It was strangely like watching the rising
+and falling of Daddy Darwin's pigeons, as they tossed themselves by
+turns upon their homeward flight.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After the fashion of the piece and period, the chorus was repeated, and
+the singers rose to supreme effort. The choirmaster's hands flashed
+hither and thither, controlling, inspiring, directing. He sang among the
+tenors.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jack's voice nearly choked him with longing to sing too. Could words of
+man go more deeply home to a young heart caged within workhouse walls?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Oh that I had wings like a dove! Then would I flee away--" the
+choirmaster's white hands were fluttering downwards in the dusk, and the
+chorus sank with them--"flee away and be at rest!"
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>
+SCENE IV.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+Jack March had a busy little brain, and his nature was not of the limp
+type that sits down with a grief. That most memorable tea-party had
+fired his soul with two distinct ambitions. First, to be a choir-boy;
+and, secondly, to dwell in Daddy Darwin's Dovecot. He turned the matter
+over in his mind, and patched together the following facts:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Board of Guardians meant to apprentice him, Jack, to some master, at
+the earliest opportunity. Daddy Darwin (so the old pauper told him) was
+a strange old man, who had come down in the world, and now lived quite
+alone, with not a soul to help him in the house or outside it. He was
+"not to say <i>mazelin</i> yet, but getting helpless, and uncommon
+mean."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A nephew came one fine day and fetched away the old pauper, to his great
+delight. It was by their hands that Jack despatched a letter, which the
+nephew stamped and posted for him, and which was duly delivered on the
+following morning to Mr. Darwin of the Dovecot.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The old man had no correspondents, and he looked long at the letter
+before he opened it. It did credit to the teaching of the workhouse
+schoolmistress:
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"HONORED SIR,
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"They call me Jack March. I'm a workhouse lad, but, sir, I'm a<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;good one, and the Board means to 'prentice me next time. Sir,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you face the Board and take me out you shall never regret it.<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though I says it as shouldn't I'm a handy lad. I'll clean a floor<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with any one, and am willing to work early and late, and at your<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;time of life you're not what you was, and them birds must take a<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;deal of seeing to. I can see them from the garden when I'm set<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to weed, and I never saw nought like them. Oh, sir, I do beg and<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pray you let me mind your pigeons. You'll be none the worse of a<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lad about the place, and I shall be happy all the days of my life.<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sir, I'm not unthankful, but please GOD, I should like to have<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a home, and to be with them house doves.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"From your humble servent--hoping to be--
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"JACK MARCH."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Mr. Darwin, Sir. I love them Tumblers as if they was my own."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Daddy Darwin thought hard and thought long over that letter. He changed
+his mind fifty times a day. But Friday was the Board day, and when
+Friday came he "faced the Board." And the little workhouse lad went home
+to Daddy Darwin's Dovecot.
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>
+SCENE V.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+The bargain was oddly made, but it worked well. Whatever Jack's
+parentage may have been (and he was named after the stormy month in
+which he had been born), the blood that ran in his veins could not have
+been beggar's blood. There was no hopeless, shiftless, invincible
+idleness about him. He found work for himself when it was not given him
+to do, and he attached himself passionately and proudly to all the
+belongings of his new home.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yon lad of yours seem handy enough, Daddy;--for a vagrant, as one may
+say." Daddy Darwin was smoking over his garden wall, and Mrs. Shaw, from
+the neighboring farm, had paused in her walk for a chat. She was a
+notable housewife, and there was just a touch of envy in her sense of
+the improved appearance of the doorsteps and other visible points of the
+Dovecot. Daddy Darwin took his pipe out of his mouth to make way for the
+force of his reply:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"<i>Vagrant!</i> Nay, missus, yon's no vagrant. <i>He's fettling up all
+along.</i> Jack's the sort if he finds a key he'll look for the lock; if
+ye give him a knife-blade he'll fashion a heft. Why, a vagrant's a chap
+that, if he'd all your maester owns to-morrow, he'd be on the tramp
+again afore t' year were out, and three years wouldn't repair the
+mischief he'd leave behind him. A vagrant's a chap that if ye lend him a
+thing he loses it; if ye give him a thing he abuses it----"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"That's true enough, and there's plenty servant-girls the same," put in
+Mrs. Shaw.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Maybe there be, ma'am--maybe there be; vagrants' children, I reckon.
+But yon little chap I got from t' House comes of folk that's had stuff
+o' their own, and cared for it--choose who they were."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Well, Daddy," said his neighbor, not without malice, "I'll wish you a
+good evening. You've got a good bargain out of the parish, it seems."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But Daddy Darwin only chuckled, and stirred up the ashes in the bowl of
+his pipe.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The same to you, ma'am--the same to you. Aye! he's a good bargain--a
+very good bargain is Jack March."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It might be supposed from the foregoing dialogue that Daddy Darwin was a
+model householder, and the little workhouse boy the neatest creature
+breathing. But the gentle reader who may imagine this is much mistaken.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Daddy Darwin's Dovecot was freehold, and when he inherited it from his
+father there was, still attached to it a good bit of the land that had
+passed from father to son through more generations than the church
+registers were old enough to record. But the few remaining acres were so
+heavily mortgaged that they had to be sold. So that a bit of house
+property elsewhere, and the old homestead itself, were all that was
+left. And Daddy Darwin had never been the sort of man to retrieve his
+luck at home, or to seek it abroad.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That he had inherited a somewhat higher and more refined nature than his
+neighbors had rather hindered than helped him to prosper. And he had
+been unlucky in love. When what energies he had were in their prime, his
+father's death left him with such poor prospects that the old farmer to
+whose daughter he was betrothed broke off the match and married her
+elsewhere. His Alice was not long another man's wife. She died within a
+year from her wedding-day, and her husband married again within a year
+from her death. Her old lover was no better able to mend his broken
+heart than his broken fortunes. He only banished women from the Dovecot,
+and shut himself up from the coarse consolation of his neighbors.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In this loneliness, eating a kindly heart out in bitterness of spirit,
+with all that he ought to have had--
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;To plough and sow<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;And reap and mow--
+</p>
+
+<p>
+gone from him, and in the hands of strangers; the pigeons, for which the
+Dovecot had always been famous, became the business and the pleasure of
+his life. But of late years his stock had dwindled, and he rarely went
+to pigeon-matches or competed in shows and races. A more miserable fancy
+rivalled his interest in pigeon fancying. His new hobby was hoarding;
+and money that, a few years back, he would have freely spent to improve
+his breed of Tumblers or back his Homing Birds he now added with
+stealthy pleasure to the store behind the secret panel of a fine old oak
+bedstead that had belonged to the Darwyn who owned Dovecot when the
+sixteenth century was at its latter end. In this bedstead Daddy slept
+lightly of late, as old men will, and he had horrid dreams, which old
+men need not have. The queer faces carved on the panels (one of which
+hid the money hole) used to frighten him when he was a child. They did
+not frighten him now by their grotesque ugliness, but when he looked at
+them, <i>and knew which was which</i>, he dreaded the dying out of
+twilight into dark, and dreamed of aged men living alone, who had been
+murdered for their savings. These growing fears had had no small share
+in deciding him to try Jack March; and to see the lad growing stronger,
+nimbler, and more devoted to his master's interests day by day, was a
+nightly comfort to the poor old hoarder in the bed-head.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As to his keen sense of Jack's industry and carefulness, it was part of
+the incompleteness of Daddy Darwin's nature, and the ill-luck of his
+career, that he had a sensitive perception of order and beauty, and a
+shrewd observation of ways of living and qualities of character, and yet
+had allowed his early troubles to blight him so completely that he never
+put forth an effort to rise above the ruin, of which he was at least as
+conscious as his neighbors.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That Jack was not the neatest creature breathing, one look at him, as he
+stood with pigeons on his head and arms and shoulders, would have been
+enough to prove. As the first and readiest repudiation of his workhouse
+antecedents he had let his hair grow till it hung in the wildest
+elf-locks, and though the terms of his service with Daddy Darwin would
+not, in any case, have provided him with handsome clothes, such as he
+had were certainly not the better for any attention he bestowed upon
+them. As regarded the Dovecot, however, Daddy Darwin had not done more
+than justice to his bargain. A strong and grateful attachment to his
+master, and a passionate love for the pigeons he tended, kept Jack
+constantly busy in the service of both; the old pigeon-fancier taught
+him the benefits of scrupulous cleanliness in the pigeon-cote, and Jack
+"stoned" the kitchen-floor and the doorsteps on his own responsibility.
+The time did come when he tidied up himself.
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>
+SCENE VI.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+Daddy Darwin had made the first breach in his solitary life of his own
+free will, but it was fated to widen. The parson's daughter soon heard
+that he had got a lad from the workhouse, the very boy who sang so well
+and had climbed the walnut-tree to look at Daddy Darwin's pigeons. The
+most obvious parish questions at once presented themselves to the young
+lady's mind. "Had the boy been christened? Did he go to Church and
+Sunday School? Did he say his prayers and know his Catechism? Had he a
+Sunday suit? Would he do for the choir?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then, supposing (a not uncommon case) that the boy <i>had</i> been
+christened, <i>said</i> he said his prayers, <i>knew</i> his Catechism,
+and <i>was</i> ready for school, church, and choir, but had not got a
+Sunday suit--a fresh series of riddles propounded themselves to her busy
+brain. Would her father yield up his everyday coat and take his Sunday
+one into weekday wear? Could the charity bag do better than pay the
+tailor's widow for adapting this old coat to the new chorister's back,
+taking it in at the seams, turning it wrong-side out, and getting new
+sleeves out of the old tails? Could she herself spare the boots which
+the village cobbler had just re-soled for her--somewhat clumsily--and
+would the "allowance" bag bear this strain? Might she hope to coax an
+old pair of trowsers out of her cousin, who was spending his Long
+Vacation at the Vicarage, and who never reckoned very closely with
+<i>his</i> allowance, and kept no charity bag at all? Lastly would "that
+old curmudgeon at the Dovecot" let his little farm-boy go to church and
+school and choir?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I must go and persuade him," said the young lady.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+What she said, and what (at the time) Daddy Darwin said, Jack never
+knew. He was at high sport with the terrier round the big sweet-brier
+bush, when he saw his old master slitting the seams of his
+weather-beaten coat in the haste with which he plucked crimson clove
+carnations as if they had been dandelions, and presented them, not
+ungracefully, to the parson's daughter.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jack knew why she had come, and strained his ears to catch his own name.
+But Daddy Darwin was promising pipings of the cloves.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"They are such dear old-fashioned things," said she, burying her nose in
+the bunch.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"We're old-fashioned altogether, here, Miss," said Daddy Darwin, looking
+wistfully at the tumble-down house behind them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You're very pretty here," said she, looking also, and thinking what a
+sketch it would make, if she could keep on friendly terms with this old
+recluse, and get leave to sit in the garden. Then her conscience smiting
+her for selfishness, she turned her big eyes on him and put out her
+small hand.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I am very much obliged to you, Mr. Darwin, very much obliged to you
+indeed. And I hope that Jack will do credit to your kindness. And thank
+you so much for the cloves," she added, hastily changing a subject which
+had cost some argument, and which she did not wish to have reopened.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Daddy Darwin had thoughts of reopening it. He was slowly getting his
+ideas together to say that the lad should see how he got along with the
+school before trying the choir, when he found the young lady's hand in
+his, and had to take care not to hurt it, whilst she rained thanks on
+him for the flowers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You're freely welcome, Miss," was what he did say after all.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the evening, however, he was very moody, but Jack was dying of
+curiosity, and at last could contain himself no longer.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"What did Miss Jenny want, Daddy?" he asked.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The old man looked very grim.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"First to make a fool of me, and i' t' second place to make a fool of
+thee," was his reply. And he added with pettish emphasis, "They're all
+alike, gentle and simple. Lad, lad! If ye'd have any peace of your life
+never let a woman's foot across your threshold. Steek t' door of your
+house--if ye own one--and t' door o' your heart--if ye own one--and then
+ye'll never rue. Look at this coat!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the old man went grumpily to bed, and dreamed that Miss Jenny had
+put her little foot over his threshold, and that he had shown her the
+secret panel, and let her take away his savings.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And Jack went to bed, and dreamed that he went to school, and showed
+himself to Phoebe Shaw in his Sunday suit.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This dainty little damsel had long been making havoc in Jack's heart.
+The attraction must have been one of contrast, for whereas Jack was
+black and grubby, and had only week-day clothes--which were ragged at
+that--Phoebe was fair, and exquisitely clean, and quite terribly tidy.
+Her mother was the neatest woman in the parish. It was she who was wont
+to say to her trembling handmaid, "I hope I can black a grate without
+blacking myself." But little Phoebe promised so far to out-do her
+mother, that it seemed doubtful if she could "black herself" if she
+tried. Only the bloom of childhood could have resisted the polishing
+effects of yellow soap, as Phoebe's brow and cheeks did resist it. Her
+shining hair was--compressed into a plait that would have done credit to
+a rope-maker. Her pinafores were speckless, and as to her white Whitsun
+frock--Jack could think of nothing the least like Phoebe in that, except
+a snowy fantail strutting about the Dovecot roof; and, to say the truth,
+the likeness was most remarkable.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It has been shown that Jack March had a mind to be master of his fate,
+and he did succeed in making friends with little Phoebe Shaw. This was
+before Miss Jenny's visit, but the incident shall be recorded here.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Early on Sunday mornings it was Jack's custom to hide his work-day garb
+in an angle of the ivy-covered wall of the Dovecot garden, only letting
+his head appear over the top, from whence he watched to see Phoebe pass
+on her way to Sunday School, and to bewilder himself with the sight of
+her starched frock, and her airs with her Bible and Prayer-book, and
+class card, and clean pocket-handkerchief.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now, amongst the rest of her Sunday paraphernalia, Phoebe always carried
+a posy, made up with herbs and some strong smelling flowers.
+Countrywomen take mint and southernwood to a long hot service, as fine
+ladies take smelling-bottles (for it is a pleasant delusion with some
+writers that the weaker sex is a strong sex in the working classes). And
+though Phoebe did not suffer from "fainty feels" like her mother, she
+and her little playmates took posies to Sunday School, and refreshed
+their nerves in the stream of question and answer, and hair oil and
+corduroy, with all the airs of their elders.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One day she lost her posy on her way to school, and her loss was Jack's
+opportunity. He had been waiting half-an-hour among the ivy, when he saw
+her just below him, fuzzling round and round like a kitten chasing
+its tail. He sprang to the top of the wall.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Have ye lost something?" he gasped.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"My posy," said poor Phoebe, lifting her sweet eyes, which were full of
+tears.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A second spring brought Jack into the dust at her feet, where he
+searched most faithfully, and was wandering along the path by which she
+had come, when she called him back.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Never mind," she said. "They'll most likely be dusty by now."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jack was not used to think the worse of anything for a coating of dust;
+but he paused, trying to solve the perpetual problem of his situation,
+and find out what the little maid really wanted.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"'Twas only Old Man and marygolds," said she. "They're common enough."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A light illumined Jack's understanding.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"We've Old Man i' plenty. Wait, and I'll get thee a fresh posy." And he
+began to reclimb the wall.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But Phoebe drew nearer. She stroked down her frock, and spoke mincingly
+but confidentially. "My mother says Daddy Darwin has red bergamot i' his
+garden. We've none i' ours. My mother always says there's nothing like
+red bergamot to take to church. She says it's a deal more refreshing
+than Old Man, and not so common. My mother says she's always meaning to
+ask Daddy Darwin to let us have a root to set; but she doesn't often see
+him, and when she does she doesn't think on. But she always says there's
+nothing like red bergamot, and my Aunt Nancy, she says the same."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"<i>Red</i> is it?" cried Jack. "You wait there, love." And before
+Phoebe could say him nay, he was over the wall and back again with his
+arms full.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Is it any o' this lot?" he inquired, dropping a small haycock of
+flowers at her feet.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Don't ye know one from t'other?" asked Phoebe, with round eyes of
+reproach. And spreading her clean kerchief on the grass she laid her
+Bible and Prayer-book and class card on it, and set vigorously and
+nattily to work, picking one flower and another from the fragrant
+confusion, nipping the stalks to even lengths, rejecting withered
+leaves, and instructing Jack as she proceeded.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I suppose ye know a rose? That's a double velvet. [<a href="#f4">4</a>]
+They dry sweeter than lavender for linen. These dark red
+things is pheasants' eyes; but, dear, dear, what a lad! Ye'd dragged it
+up by the roots! And eh! what will Master Darwin say when he misses
+these pink hollyhocks And only in bud, too! <i>There's</i> red Bergamot:
+smell it!" [<a href="#f5">5</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+<a name="f4">4.</a> Double
+velvet, an old summer rose, not common now It is described by
+Parkinson.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+<a name="f5">5.</a> Red Bergamot, or Twinflower; <i>Monarda
+Didyma</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It had barely touched Jack's willing nose when it was hastily withdrawn.
+Phoebe had caught sight of Polly and Susan Smith coming to school, and
+crying that she should be late and must run, the little maid picked up
+her paraphernalia (not forgetting the red bergamot), and fled down the
+lane. And Jack, with equal haste, snatched up the tell-tale heap of
+flowers and threw them into a disused pig-sty, where it was unlikely
+that Daddy Darwin would go to look for his poor pink hollyhocks.
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>
+SCENE VII.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+April was a busy month in the Dovecot. Young birds were chipping the
+egg, parent birds were feeding their young or relieving each other on
+the nest, and Jack and his master were constantly occupied and excited.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One night Daddy Darwin went to bed; but, though he was tired, he did not
+sleep long. He had sold a couple of handsome but quarrelsome pigeons, to
+advantage, and had added their price to the hoard in the bed-head. This
+had renewed his old fears, for the store was becoming very valuable; and
+he wondered if it had really escaped Jack's quick observation, or
+whether the boy knew about it, and, perhaps, talked about it. As he lay
+and worried himself he fancied he heard sounds without--the sound of
+footsteps and of voices. Then his heart beat till he could hear nothing
+else; then he could undoubtedly hear nothing at all; then he certainly
+heard something which probably was rats. And so he lay in a cold sweat,
+and pulled the rug over his face, and made up his mind to give the money
+to the parson, for the poor, if he was spared till daylight.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He <i>was</i> spared till daylight, and had recovered himself, and
+settled to leave the money where it was, when Jack rushed in from the
+pigeon-house with a face of dire dismay. He made one or two futile
+efforts to speak, and then unconsciously used the words Shakespeare has
+put into the mouth of Macduff, "All my pretty 'uns!" and so burst into
+tears.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And when the old man made his way to the pigeon-house, followed by poor
+Jack, he found that the eggs were cold and the callow young shivering in
+deserted nests, and that every bird was gone. And then he remembered the
+robbers, and was maddened by the thought that whilst he lay expecting
+thieves to break in and steal his money he had let them get safely off
+with his whole stock of pigeons.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Daddy Darwin had never taken up arms against his troubles, and this one
+crushed him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The fame and beauty of his house-doves were all that was left of
+prosperity about the place, and now there was nothing
+left--<i>nothing</i>! Below this dreary thought lay a far more bitter
+one, which he dared not confide to Jack. He had heard the robbers; he
+might have frightened them away; he might at least have given the lad a
+chance to save his pets, and not a care had crossed his mind except for
+the safety of his own old bones, and of those miserable savings in the
+bed-head, which he was enduring so much to scrape together (oh satire!)
+for a distant connection whom he had never seen. He crept back to the
+kitchen, and dropped in a heap upon the settle, and muttered to himself.
+Then his thoughts wandered. Supposing the pigeons were gone for good,
+would he ever make up his mind to take that money out of the money-hole,
+and buy a fresh stock? He knew he never would, and shrank into a meaner
+heap upon the settle as he said so to himself. He did not like to look
+his faithful lad in the face.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jack looked him in the face, and, finding no help there, acted pretty
+promptly behind his back. He roused the parish constable, and fetched
+that functionary to the Dovecot before he had had bite or sup to break
+his fast. He spread a meal for him and Daddy, and borrowed the Shaws'
+light cart whilst they were eating it. The Shaws were good farmer-folk,
+they sympathized most fully; and Jack was glad of a few words of pity
+from Phoebe. She said she had watched the pretty pets "many a score of
+times," which comforted more than one of Jack's heartstrings. Phoebe's
+mother paid respect to his sense and promptitude. He had acted exactly
+as she would have done.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Daddy was right enough about yon lad," she admitted. "He's not one to
+let the grass grow under his feet."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And she gave him a good breakfast whilst the horse was being "put to."
+It pleased her that Jack jumped up and left half a delicious cold
+tea-cake behind him when the cart-wheels grated outside. Mrs. Shaw sent
+Phoebe to put the cake in his pocket, and "the Measter" helped Jack in
+and took the reins. He said he would "see Daddy Darwin through it," and
+added the weight of his opinion to that of the constable, that the
+pigeons had been taken to "a beastly low place" (as he put it) that had
+lately been set up for pigeon-shooting in the outskirts of the
+neighboring town.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They paused no longer at the Dovecot than was needed to hustle Daddy
+Darwin on to the seat beside Master Shaw, and for Jack to fill his
+pockets with peas, and take his place beside the constable. He had
+certain ideas of his own on the matter, which were not confused by the
+jogtrot of the light cart, which did give a final jumble to poor Daddy
+Darwin's faculties.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+No wonder they were jumbled! The terrors of the night past, the shock of
+the morning, the completeness of the loss, the piteous sight in the
+pigeon-house, remorseful shame, and then--after all these years, during
+which he had not gone half a mile from his own hearthstone--to be set up
+for all the world to see, on the front seat of a market-cart, back to
+back with the parish constable, and jogged off as if miles were nothing,
+and crowded streets were nothing, and the Beaulieu Gardens were nothing;
+Master Shaw talking away as easily as if they were sitting in two
+armchairs, and making no more of "stepping into" a lawyer's office, and
+"going on" to the Town Hall, than if he were talking of stepping up to
+his own bedchamber or going out into the garden!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That day passed like a dream, and Daddy Darwin remembered what happened
+in it as one remembers visions of the night.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He had a vision (a very unpleasing vision) of the proprietor of the
+Beaulieu Gardens, a big greasy man, with sinister eyes very close
+together, and a hook nose, and a heavy watch chain, and a bullying
+voice. He browbeat the constable very soon, and even bullied Master Shaw
+into silence. No help was to be had from him in his loud indignation at
+being supposed to traffic with thieves.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When he turned the tables by talking of slander, loss of time, and
+compensation, Daddy Darwin smelt money, and tremblingly whispered to
+Master Shaw to apologize and get out of it. "They're gone for good," he
+almost sobbed: "Gone for good, like all t' rest! And I'll not be long
+after 'em."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But even as he spoke he heard a sound which made him lift up his head.
+It was Jack's call at feeding-time to the pigeons at the Dovecot. And
+quick following on this most musical and most familiar sound there came
+another. The old man put both his lean hands behind his ears to be sure
+that he heard it aright--the sound of wings--the wings of a dove!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The other men heard it and ran in. Whilst they were wrangling, Jack had
+slipped past them, and had made his way into a weird enclosure in front
+of the pigeon-house. And there they found him, with all the captive
+pigeons coming to his call; flying, fluttering, strutting, nestling from
+head to foot of him, he scattering peas like hail.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was the first to speak, and not a choke in his voice. His iron
+temperament was at white heat, and, as he afterwards said, he "cared no
+more for yon dirty chap wi' the big nose, nor if he were a <i>ratten</i>
+[<a href="#f6">6</a>] in a hay-loft!"
+</p>
+
+<a name="f6">6</a>. <i>Anglicé</i> Rat.
+
+<p>
+"These is ours," he said, shortly. "I'll count 'em over, and see if
+they're right. There was only one young 'un that could fly. A white
+'un." ("It's here," interpolated Master Shaw.) "I'll pack 'em i' yon,"
+and Jack turned his thumb to a heap of hampers in a corner. "T' carrier
+can leave t' baskets at t' toll-bar next Saturday, and ye may send your
+lad for 'em, if ye keep one."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The proprietor of the Beaulieu Gardens was not a man easily abashed, but
+most of the pigeons were packed before he had fairly resumed his
+previous powers of speech. Then, as Master Shaw said, he talked "on the
+other side of his mouth." Most willing was he to help to bring to
+justice the scoundrels who had deceived him and robbed Mr. Darwin, but
+he feared they would be difficult to trace. His own feeling was that of
+wishing for pleasantness among neighbors. The pigeons had been found at
+the Gardens. That was enough. He would be glad to settle the business
+out of court.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Daddy Darwin heard the chink of the dirty man's money, and would have
+compounded the matter then and there. But not so the parish constable,
+who saw himself famous; and not so Jack, who turned eyes of smouldering
+fire on Master Shaw.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Maester Shaw! you'll not let them chaps get off? Daddy's mazelin' wi'
+trouble, sir, but I reckon you'll see to it."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"If it costs t' worth of the pigeons ten times over, I'll see to it, my
+lad," was Master Shaw's reply. And the parish constable rose even to a
+vein of satire as he avenged himself of the man who had slighted his
+office. "Settle it out of court? Aye! I dare say. And send t' same chaps
+to fetch 'em away again t' night after. Nay--bear a hand with this
+hamper, Maester Shaw, if you please--if it's all t' same to you, Mr.
+Proprietor, I think we shall have to trouble you to step up to t' Town
+Hall by-and-by, and see if we can't get shut of them mistaking friends
+o' yours for three months any way."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If that day was a trying one to Daddy Darwin the night that followed it
+was far worse. The thieves were known to the police, and the case was
+down to come on at the Town Hall the following morning; but meanwhile
+the constable thought fit to keep the pigeons under his own charge in
+the village lock-up. Jack refused to be parted from his birds, and
+remained with them, leaving Daddy Darwin alone in the Dovecot. He dared
+not go to bed, and it was not a pleasant night that he spent, dozing
+with weariness, and starting up with fright, in an arm-chair facing the
+money-hole.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Some things that he had been nervous about he got quite used to,
+however. He bore himself with sufficient dignity in the publicity of the
+Town Hall, where a great sensation was created by the pigeons being let
+loose without, and coming to Jack's call. Some of them fed from the
+boy's lips, and he was the hero of the hour, to Daddy Darwin's delight.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then the lawyer and the lawyer's office proved genial and comfortable to
+him. He liked civil ways and smooth speech, and understood them far
+better than Master Shaw's brevity and uncouthness. The lawyer chatted
+kindly and intelligently; he gave Daddy Darwin wine and biscuit, and
+talked of the long standing of the Darwin family and its vicissitudes;
+he even took down some fat yellow books, and showed the old man how many
+curious laws had been made from time to time for the special protection
+of pigeons in Dovecots, very ancient statutes making the killing of a
+house-dove felony. Then 1 James I. c. 29 awarded three months'
+imprisonment "without bail or main price" to any person who should
+"shoot at, kill, or destroy with any gun, crossbow, stone-bow, or
+longbow, any house-dove or pigeon;" but allowed an alternative fine of
+twenty shillings to be paid to the churchwardens of the parish for the
+benefit of the poor. Daddy Darwin hoped there was no such alternative in
+this case, and it proved that by 2 Geo. III. c. 29, the twenty-shilling
+fine was transferred to the owner of birds; at which point another
+client called, and the polite lawyer left Daddy to study the laws by
+himself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was when Jack as helping Master Shaw to put the horse into the cart,
+after the trial was over, that the farmer said to him, "I don't want to
+put you about, my lad, but I'm afraid you won't keep your master long.
+T'old gentleman's breaking up, mark my words! Constable and me was going
+into the <i>George</i> for a glass, and Master Darwin left us and went
+back to the office. I says, 'What are ye going back to t' lawyer for?'
+and he says, 'I don't mind telling you, Master Shaw, but it's to make my
+will.' And off he goes. Now, there's only two more things between that
+and death, Jack March! And one's the parson, and t' other's the doctor."
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>
+SCENE VIII.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+Little Phoebe Shaw coming out of the day school, and picking her way
+home to tea, was startled by folk running past her, and by a sound of
+cheering from the far end of the village, which gradually increased in
+volume, and was caught up by the bystanders as they ran. When Phoebe
+heard that it was "Constable, and Master Shaw, and Daddy Darwin and his
+lad, coming home, and the pigeons along wi' 'em," she felt inclined to
+run too; but a fit of shyness came over her, and she demurely decided to
+wait by the school-gate till they came her way. They did not come. They
+stopped. What were they doing? Another bystander explained, "They're
+shaking hands wi' Daddy, and I reckon they're making him put up t' birds
+here, to see 'em go home to t' Dovecot."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Phoebe ran as if for her life. She loved beast and bird as well as Jack
+himself, and the fame of Daddy Darwin's doves was great. To see them put
+up by him to fly home after such an adventure was a sight not lightly to
+be forgone.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The crowd had moved to a hillock in a neighboring field before she
+touched its outskirts. By that time it pretty well numbered the
+population of the village, from the oldest inhabitant to the youngest
+that could run. Phoebe had her mother's courage and resource. Chirping
+out feebly but clearly, "I'm Maester Shaw's little lass, will ye let me
+through?" she was passed from hand to hand, till her little fingers
+found themselves in Jack's tight clasp, and he fairly lifted her to her
+father's side.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She was just in time. Some of the birds had hung about Jack, nervous, or
+expecting peas; but the hesitation was past. Free in the sweet
+sunshine--beating down the evening air with silver wings and their
+feathers like gold--ignorant of cold eggs and callow young dead in
+deserted nests--sped on their way by such a roar as rarely shook the
+village in its body corporate--they flew straight home--to Daddy
+Darwin's Dovecot.
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>
+SCENE IX.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+Daddy Darwin lived a good many years after making his will, and the
+Dovecot prospered in his hands.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It would be more just to say that it prospered in the hands of Jack
+March.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+By hook and by crook he increased the live stock about the place. Folk
+were kind to one who had set so excellent an example to other farm lads,
+though he lacked the primal virtue of belonging to the neighborhood. He
+bartered pigeons for fowls, and some one gave him a sitting of eggs to
+"see what he would make of 'em." Master Shaw gave him a little pig, with
+kind words and good counsel; and Jack cleaned out the disused pigstys,
+which were never disused again. He scrubbed his pigs with soap and water
+as if they had been Christians, and the admirable animals regardless of
+the pork they were coming to, did him infinite credit, and brought him a
+profit into the bargain, which he spent on ducks' eggs, and other
+additions to his farmyard family.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Shaws were very kind to him; and if Mrs. Shaw's secrets must be
+told, it was because Phoebe was so unchangeably and increasingly kind to
+him, that she sent the pretty maid (who had a knack of knowing her own
+mind about things) to service.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jack March was a handsome, stalwart youth now, of irreproachable
+conduct, and with qualities which Mrs. Shaw particularly prized; but he
+was but a farm-lad, and no match for her daughter.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jack only saw his sweetheart once during several years. She had not been
+well, and was at home for the benefit of "native air." He walked over
+the hill with her as they returned from church, and lived on the
+remembrance of that walk for two or three years more. Phoebe had given
+him her Prayer-book to carry, and he had found a dead flower in it, and
+had been jealous. She had asked if he knew what it was, and he had
+replied fiercely that he did not, and was not sure that he cared to
+know.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Ye never did know much about flowers," said Phoebe, demurely, "it's red
+bergamot."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I love--red bergamot," he whispered penitently. "And thou owes me a
+bit. I gave thee some once." And Phoebe had let him put the withered
+bits into his own hymn-book, which was more than he deserved.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jack was still in the choir, and taught in the Sunday School where he
+used to learn. The parson's daughter had had her own way; Daddy Darwin
+grumbled at first, but in the end he got a bottle-green Sunday-coat out
+of the oak-press that matched the bedstead, and put the house-key into
+his pocket, and went to church too. Now, for years past he had not
+failed to take his place, week by week, in the pew that was
+traditionally appropriated to the use of the Darwins of Dovecot. In such
+an hour the sordid cares of the secret panel weighed less heavily on his
+soul, and the things that are not seen came nearer--the house not made
+with hands, the treasures that rust and moth corrupt not, and which
+thieves do not break through to steal.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Daddy Darwin died of old age. As his health failed, Jack nursed him with
+the tenderness of a woman; and kind inquiries, and dainties which Jack
+could not have cooked, came in from many quarters where it pleased the
+old man to find that he was held in respect and remembrance.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One afternoon, coming in from the farmyard, Jack found him sitting by
+the kitchen-table as he lad left him, but with a dread look of change
+upon his face. At first he feared there had been "a stroke," but Daddy
+Darwin's mind was clear and his voice firmer than usual.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"My lad," he said, "fetch me yon tea-pot out of the corner cupboard. T'
+one wi' a pole-house [<a href="#f7">7</a>] painted on it, and some letters. Take care how ye
+shift it. It were t' merry feast-pot [<a href="#f8">8</a>] at my christening, and yon's t' letters of my father's and
+mother's names. Take off t' lid. There's two bits of paper in the
+inside."
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+<a name="f7">7</a>. A <i>pole-house</i> is a small dovecot
+on the top of a pole.
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+<a name="f8">8</a>. "Merry feast-pot" is a
+name given to old pieces of ware, made in local potteries for local
+festivals.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jack did as he was bid, and laid the papers (one small and yellow with
+age, the other bigger, and blue, and neatly written upon) at his
+master's right hand.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Read yon," said the old man, pushing the small one towards him. Jack
+took it up wondering. It was the letter he had written from the
+workhouse fifteen years before. That was all he could see. The past
+surged up too thickly before his eyes, and tossing it impetuously from
+him, he dropped on a chair by the table, and snatching Daddy Darwin's
+hands he held them to his face with tears.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"GOD bless thee!" he sobbed. "You've been a good maester to me!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"<i>Daddy</i>," wheezed the old man. "<i>Daddy</i>, not maester." And
+drawing his right hand away, he laid it solemnly on the young man's
+head. "GOD bless <i>thee</i>, and reward thee. What have I done i' my
+feckless life to deserve a son? But if ever a lad earned a father and a
+home, thou hast earned 'em, Jack March."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He moved his hand again and laid it trembling on the paper.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Every word i' this letter ye've made good. Every word, even to t' bit
+at the end. 'I love them tumblers as if they were my own,' says you.
+Lift thee head, lad, and look at me. <i>They are thy own!</i>... Yon
+blue paper's my last will and testament, made many a year back by Mr.
+Brown, of Green Street, Solicitor, and a very nice gentleman too; and
+witnessed by his clerks, two decent young chaps, and civil enough, but
+with too much watchchain for their situation. Jack March, my son, I have
+left thee maester of Dovecot and all that I have. And there's a bit of
+money in t' bed-head that'll help thee to make a fair start, and to bury
+me decently atop of my father and mother. Ye may let Bill Sexton toll an
+hour-bell for me, for I'm a old standard, if I never were good for much.
+Maybe I might ha' done better if things had happened in a different
+fashion; but the Lord knows all. I'd like a hymn at the grave, Jack, if
+the Vicar has no objections, and do thou sing if thee can. Don't fret,
+my son, thou'fet no cause. Twas that sweet voice o' thine took me back
+again to public worship, and it's not t' least of all I owe thee, Jack
+March. A poor reason lad, for taking up with a neglected duty--a poor
+reason--but the Lord is a GOD of mercy, or there'd be small chance for
+most on us. If Miss Jenny and her husband come to t' Vicarage this
+summer, say I left her my duty and an old man's blessing; and if she
+wants any roots out of t' garden, give 'em her, and give her yon old
+chest that stands in the back chamber. It belonged to an uncle of my
+mother's--a Derbyshire man. They say her husband's a rich gentleman, and
+treats her very well. I reckon she may have what she's a mind, new and
+polished, but she's always for old lumber. They're a whimsical lot,
+gentle and simple. A talking of <i>women</i>, Jack, I've a word to say,
+if I can fetch my breath to say it. Lad! as sure as you're maester of
+Dovecot, you'll give it a missus. Now take heed to me. If ye fetch any
+woman home here but Phoebe Shaw, I'll <i>walk</i>, and scare ye away
+from t' old place. I'm willing for Phoebe, and I charge ye to tell the
+lass so hereafter. And tell her it's not because she's fair--too many on
+'em are that; and not because she's thrifty and houseproud--her mother's
+that, and she's no favorite of mine; but because I've watched her
+whenever t' ould cat 's let her be at home, and it's my belief that she
+loves ye, knowing nought of <i>this</i>" (he laid his hand upon the
+will), "and that she'll stick to ye, choose what her folks may say. Aye,
+aye, she's not one of t' sort that quits a falling house--<i>like
+rattens</i>."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Language fails to convey the bitterness which the old man put into these
+last two words. It exhausted him, and his mind wandered. When he had to
+some extent recovered himself he spoke again, but very feebly.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Tak' my duty to the Vicar, lad, Daddy Darwin's duty, and say he's at t'
+last feather of the shuttle, and would be thankful for the Sacrament."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Parson had come and gone. Daddy Darwin did not care to lie down, he
+breathed with difficulty; so Jack made him easy in a big armchair, and
+raked up the fire with cinders, and took a chair on the other side of
+the hearth to watch with him. The old man slept comfortably and at last,
+much wearied, the young man dozed also.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He awoke because Daddy Darwin moved, but for a moment he thought he must
+be dreaming. So erect the old man stood, and with such delight in his
+wide-open eyes. They were looking over Jack's head.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All that the lad had never seen upon his face seemed to have come back
+to it--youth, hope, resolution, tenderness. His lips were trembling with
+the smile of acutest joy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Suddenly he stretched out his arms, and crying, "Alice!" started forward
+and fell--dead--on the breast of his adopted son.
+</p>
+
+<hr>
+
+<p>
+Craw! Craw! Craw! The crows flapped slowly home, and the Gaffers moved
+off too. The sun was down, and "damps" are bad for "rheumatics."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It's a strange tale," said Gaffer II., "but if all's true ye tell me,
+there's not too many like him."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"That's right enough," Gaffer I. admitted. "He's been t' same all
+through, and ye should ha' seen the burying he gave t' old chap. He was
+rare and good to him by all accounts, and never gainsaid him ought,
+except i' not lifting his voice as he should ha' done at t' grave. Jacks
+sings a bass solo as well as any man i' t' place, but he stood yonder,
+for all t' world like one of them crows, black o' visage, and black wi'
+funeral clothes, and choked with crying like a child i'stead of a man."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Well, well, t' old chap were all he had, I reckon," said Gaffer II.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"<i>That's</i> right enough; and for going backwards, as ye may say, and
+setting a wild graff on an old standard, yon will's done well for DADDY
+DARWIN'S DOVECOT."
+</p>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+
+<h2>THE BLIND MAN AND THE TALKING DOG.</h2>
+
+<p>
+There was once an old man whom Fortune (whose own eyes are bandaged) had
+deprived of his sight. She had taken his hearing also, so that he was
+deaf. Poor he had always been, and as Time had stolen his youth and
+strength from him, they had only left a light burden for Death to carry
+when he should come the old man's way.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But Love (who is blind also) had given the Blind Man a Dog, who led him
+out in the morning to a seat in the sun under the crab-tree, and held
+his hat for wayside alms, and brought him safely home at sunset.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Dog was wise and faithful--as dogs often are--but the wonder of him
+was that he could talk. In which will be seen the difference between
+dogs and men, most of whom can talk; whilst it is a matter for
+admiration if they are wise and faithful.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One day the Mayor's little son came down the road, and by the hand he
+held his playmate Aldegunda.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Give the poor Blind Man a penny," said she.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You are always wanting me to give away my money," replied the boy
+peevishly. "It is well that my father is the richest man in the town,
+and that I have a whole silver crown yet in my pocket."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But he put the penny into the hat which the Dog held out, and the Dog
+gave it to his master.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Heaven bless you," said the Blind Man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Amen," said the Dog.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Aldegunda! Aldegunda!" cried the boy, dancing with delight. "Here is a
+dog who can talk. I would give my silver crown for him. Old man, I say,
+old man! Will you sell me your dog for a silver crown?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"My master is deaf as well as blind," said the Dog.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"What a miserable old creature he must be," said the boy
+compassionately.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Men do not smile when they are miserable, do they?" said the Dog; "and
+my master smiles sometimes--when the sun warms right through our coats
+to our bones; when he feels the hat shake against his knee as the
+pennies drop in; and when I lick his hand."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"But for all that, he is a poor wretched old beggar, in want of
+everything," persisted the boy. "Now I am the Mayor's only son, and he
+is the richest man in the town. Come and live with me, and I will give
+the Blind Man my silver crown. I should be perfectly happy if I had a
+talking dog of my own."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It is worth thinking of," said the Dog. "I should certainly like a
+master who was perfectly happy. You are sure that there is nothing else
+that you wish for?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I wish I were a man," replied the boy. "To do exactly as I chose, and
+have plenty of money to spend, and holidays all the year round."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"That sounds well," said the Dog. "Perhaps I had better wait till you
+grow up. There is nothing else that you want, I suppose?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I want a horse," said the boy, "a real black charger. My father ought
+to know that I am too old for a hobby-horse. It vexes me to look at it."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I must wait for the charger, I see," said the Dog. "Nothing vexes you
+but the hobby-horse, I hope?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Aldegunda vexes me more than anything," answered the boy, with an
+aggrieved air; "and it's very hard when I am so fond of her. She always
+tumbles down when we run races, her legs are so short. It's her birthday
+to-day, but she toddles as badly as she did yesterday, though she's a
+year older."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"She will have learned to run by the time that you are a man," said the
+Dog. "So nice a little lady can give you no other cause of annoyance, I
+am sure?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The boy frowned.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"She is always wanting something. She wants something now, I see. What
+do you want, Aldegunda?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I wish--" said Aldegunda, timidly,--"I should like--the blind man to
+have the silver crown, and for us to keep the penny, if you can get it
+back out of the hat."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"That's just the way you go on," said the boy, angrily. "You always
+think differently from me. Now remember, Aldegunda, I won't marry you
+when you grow big, unless you agree with what I do, like the wife in the
+story of 'What the Goodman does is sure to be right.'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On hearing this Aldegunda sobbed till she burst the strings of her hat,
+and the boy had to tie them afresh.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I won't marry you at all if you cry," said he.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But at that she only cried the more, and they went away bickering into
+the green lanes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As to the old man, he had heard nothing; and when the dog licked his
+withered hand he smiled.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Many a time did the boy return with his playmate to try and get the
+Talking Dog. But the Dog always asked if he had yet got all that he
+wanted, and, being an honorable child, the boy was too truthful to say
+that he was content when he was not.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The day that you want nothing more but me I will be your dog," it said.
+"Unless, indeed, my present master should have attained perfect
+happiness before you."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I am not afraid of that," said the boy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In time the Mayor died, and his widow moved to her native town and took
+her son with her.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Years passed, and the Blind Man lived on; for when one gets very old and
+keeps very quiet in his little corner of the world, Death seems
+sometimes to forget to remove him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Years passed, and the Mayor's son became a man, and was strong and rich,
+and had a fine black charger. Aldegunda grew up also. She was very
+beautiful, wonderfully beautiful, and Love (who is blind) gave her to
+her old playmate.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The wedding was a fine one, and when it was over the bridegroom mounted
+his black charger and took his bride behind him, and rode away into the
+green lanes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Ah, what delight!" he said. "Now we will ride through the town where we
+lived when we were children; and if the Blind Man is still alive, you
+shall give him a silver crown; and if the Talking Dog is alive, I shall
+claim him, for to-day I am perfectly happy and want nothing."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Aldegunda thought to herself--"We are so happy, and have so much, that I
+do not like to take the Blind Man's dog from him;" but she did not dare
+to say so. One--if not two--must bear and forbear to be happy even on
+one's wedding day.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+By-and-bye they rode under the crab-tree, but the seat was empty. "What
+has become of the Blind Man?" the Mayor's son asked of a peasant who was
+near.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"He died two days ago," said the peasant. "He is buried to-day, and the
+priest and chanters are now returning from the grave."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"And the Talking Dog?" asked the young man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"He is at the grave now," said the peasant; "but he has neither spoken
+nor eaten since his master died."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"We have come in the nick of time," said the young man triumphantly, and
+he rode to the churchyard.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+By the grave was the dog, as the man had said, and up the winding path
+came the priest and his young chanters, who sang with shrill, clear
+voices--"Blessed are the dead who die in the Lord."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Come and live with me, now your old master is gone," said the young
+man, stooping over the dog. But he made no reply.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I think he is dead, sir," said the grave-digger.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I don't believe it," said the young man fretfully. "He was an Enchanted
+Dog, and he promised I should have him when I could say what I am ready
+to say now. He should have kept his promise."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But Aldegunda had taken the dog's cold head into her arms, and her tears
+fell fast over it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You forget," she said; "he only promised to come to you when you were
+happy, if his old master were not happier first; and, perhaps--"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I remember that you always disagree with me," said the young man,
+impatiently. "You always did do so. Tears on our wedding-day, too! I
+suppose the truth is that no one is happy."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Aldegunda made no answer, for it is not from those one loves that he
+will willingly learn that with a selfish and imperious temper happiness
+never dwells.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And as they rode away again into the green lanes, the shrill voices of
+the chanters followed them--"Blessed are the dead. Blessed are the
+dead."
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h2>
+"SO-SO."
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+"Be sure, my child," said the widow to her little daughter, "that you
+always do just as you are told."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Very well, Mother."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Or at any rate do what will do just as well," said the small house-dog,
+as he lay blinking at the fire.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You darling!" cried little Joan, and she sat down on the hearth and
+hugged him. But he got up and shook himself, and moved three turns
+nearer the oven, to be out of the way; for though her arms were soft she
+had kept her doll in them, and that was made of wood, which hurts.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"What a dear, kind house-dog you are!" said little Joan, and she meant
+what she said, for it does feel nice to have the sharp edges of one's
+duty a little softened off for one.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was no particular kind of a dog, but he was very smooth to stroke,
+and had a nice way of blinking with his eyes, which it was soothing to
+see. There had been a difficulty about his name. The name of the
+house-dog before him was Faithful, and well it became him, as his
+tombstone testified. The one before that was called Wolf. He was very
+wild, and ended his days on the gallows, for worrying sheep. The little
+house-dog never chased anything, to the widow's knowledge. There was no
+reason whatever for giving him a bad name, and she thought of several
+good ones, such as Faithful, and Trusty, and Keeper, which are fine
+old-fashioned titles, but none of these seemed quite perfectly to suit
+him. So he was called So-so; and a very nice soft name it is.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The widow was only a poor woman, though she contrived by her industry to
+keep a decent home together, and to get now one and now another little
+comfort for herself and her child.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One day she was going out on business, and she called her little
+daughter and said to her, "I am going out for two hours. You are too
+young to protect yourself and the house, and So-so is not as strong as
+Faithful was. But when I go, shut the house-door and bolt the big wooden
+bar, and be sure that you do not open it for any reason whatever till I
+return. If strangers come, So-so may bark, which he can do as well as a
+bigger dog. Then they will go away. With this summer's savings I have
+bought a quilted petticoat for you and a duffle cloak for myself against
+the winter, and if I get the work I am going after to-day, I shall buy
+enough wool to knit warm stockings for us both. So be patient till I
+return, and then we will have the plumcake that is in the cupboard for
+tea."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Thank you, Mother."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Good-bye, my child. Be sure you do just as I have told you," said the
+widow.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Very well, Mother."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Little Joan laid down her doll, and shut the house-door, and fastened
+the big bolt. It was very heavy, and the kitchen looked gloomy when she
+had done it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I wish Mother had taken us all three with her, and had locked the house
+and put the key in her big pocket, as she has done before," said little
+Joan, as she got into the rocking-chair, to put her doll to sleep.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yes, it would have done just as well," So-so replied as he stretched
+himself on the hearth.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+By-and-bye Joan grew tired of hushabying the doll, who looked none the
+sleepier for it, and she took the three-legged stool and sat down in
+front of the clock to watch the hands. After a while she drew a deep
+sigh.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"There are sixty seconds in every single minute, So-so," said she.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"So I have heard," said So-so. He was snuffing in the back place, which
+was not usually allowed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"And sixty whole minutes in every hour, So-so."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You don't say so!" growled So-so. He had not found a bit, and the cake
+was on the top shelf. There was not so much as a spilt crumb, though he
+snuffed in every corner of the kitchen, till he stood snuffing under the
+house-door.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The air smells fresh," he said.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It's a beautiful day, I know," said little Joan. "I wish Mother had
+allowed us to sit on the doorstep. We could have taken care of the
+house--"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Just as well," said So-so.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Little Joan came to smell the air at the keyhole, and, as So-so had
+said, it smelt very fresh. Besides, one could see from the window how
+fine the evening was.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It's not exactly what Mother told us to do," said Joan, "but I do
+believe--"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It would do just as well," said So-so.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+By-and-bye little Joan unfastened the bar, and opened the door, and she
+and the doll and So-so went out and sat on the doorstep.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Not a stranger was to be seen. The sun shone delightfully. An evening
+sun, and not too hot. All day it had been ripening the corn in the field
+close by, and this glowed and waved in the breeze.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It does just as well, and better," said little Joan, "for if anyone
+comes we can see him coming up the field-path."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Just so," said So-so, blinking in the sunshine.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Suddenly Joan jumped up.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Oh!" cried she, "there's a bird, a big bird. Dear So-so, can you see
+him? I can't, because of the sun. What a queer noise he makes. Crake!
+crake! Oh, I can see him now! He is not flying, he is running, and he
+has gone into the corn. I do wish I were in the corn, I would catch him,
+and put him in a cage."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I'll catch him," said So-so, and he put up his tail, and started off.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"No, no!" cried Joan. "You are not to go. You must stay and take care of
+the house, and bark if any one comes."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"You could scream, and that would do just as well," replied So-so, with
+his tail still up.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"No, it wouldn't," cried little Joan.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Yes, it would," reiterated So-so.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Whilst they were bickering, an old woman came up to the door; she had a
+brown face, and black hair, and a very old red cloak.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Good evening, my little dear," said she. "Are you all at home this fine
+evening?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Only three of us," said Joan; "I, and my doll, and So-so. Mother' has
+gone to the town on business, and we are taking care of the house, but
+So-so wants to go after the bird we saw run into the corn."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Was it a pretty bird, my little dear?" asked the old woman.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It was a very curious one," said Joan, "and I should like to go after
+it myself, but we can't leave the house."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Dear, dear! Is there no neighbor would sit on the doorstep for you and
+keep the house till you just slip down to the field after the curious
+bird?" said the old woman.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I'm afraid not," said little Joan. "Old Martha, our neighbor, is now
+bedridden. Of course, if she had been able to mind the house instead of
+us, it would have done just as well."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I have some distance to go this evening," said the old woman, "but I do
+not object to a few minutes' rest, and sooner than that you should lose
+the bird I will sit on the doorstep to oblige you, while you run down to
+the cornfield."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"But can you bark if any one comes?" asked little Joan. "For if you
+can't, So-so must stay with you."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I can call you and the dog if I see any one coming, and that will do
+just as well," said the old woman.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"So it will," replied little Joan, and off she ran to the cornfield,
+where, for that matter, So-so had run before her, and was bounding and
+barking and springing among the wheat stalks.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They did not catch the bird, though they stayed longer than they had
+intended, and though So-so seemed to know more about hunting than was
+supposed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I dare say mother has come home," said little Joan, as they went back
+up the field-path. "I hope she won't think we ought to have stayed in
+the house."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It was taken care of," said So-so, "and that must do just as well."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When they reached the house, the widow had not come home.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the old woman had gone, and she had taken the quilted petticoat and
+the duffle cloak, and the plum-cake from the top shelf away with her;
+and no more was ever heard of any of the lot.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"For the future, my child," said the widow, "I hope you will always do
+just as you are told, whatever So-so may say."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I will, Mother," said little Joan (And she did.) But the house-dog sat
+and blinked. He dared not speak, he was in disgrace.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I do not feel quite sure about So-so. Wild dogs often amend their ways
+far on this side of the gallows, and the faithful sometimes fall; but
+when any one begins by being only So-so, he is very apt to be So-so to
+the end. So-sos so seldom change.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But this one was <i>very</i> soft and nice, and he got no cake that
+tea-time. On the whole, we will hope that he lived to be a good dog ever
+after.
+</p>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+
+<h2>THE TRINITY FLOWER.</h2>
+
+<h3>A LEGEND.</h3>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Break forth, my lips, in praise, and own<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;The wiser love severely kind:<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Since, richer for its chastening grown,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;I see, whereas I once was blind."<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>The Clear Vision, J. G. Whittler</i>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In days of yore there was once a certain hermit, who dwelt in a cell,
+which he had fashioned for himself from a natural cave in the side of a
+hill.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now this hermit had a great love for flowers, and was moreover learned
+in the virtues of herbs, and in that great mystery of healing which lies
+hidden among the green things of God. And so it came to pass that the
+country people from all parts came to him for the simples which grew in
+the little garden which he had made before his cell. And as his fame
+spread, and more people came to him, he added more and more to the plat
+which he had reclaimed from the waste land around.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But after many years there came a spring when the colors of the flowers
+seemed paler to the hermit than they used to be; and as summer drew on
+their shapes became indistinct, and he mistook one plant for another;
+and when autumn came, he told them by their various scents, and by their
+form, rather than by sight; and when the flowers were gone, and winter
+had come, the hermit was quite blind.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now in the hamlet below there lived a boy who had become known to the
+hermit on this manner. On the edge of the hermit's garden there grew two
+crab trees, from the fruit of which he made every year a certain
+confection which was very grateful to the sick. One year many of these
+crab-apples were stolen, and the sick folk of the hamlet had very little
+conserve. So the following year, as the fruit was ripening, the hermit
+spoke every day to those who came to his cell, saying:--
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I pray you, good people, to make it known that he who robs these crab
+trees, robs not me alone, which is dishonest, but the sick, which is
+inhuman."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And yet once more the crab-apples were taken.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The following evening, as the hermit sat on the side of the hill, he
+overheard two boys disputing about the theft.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It must either have been a very big man, or a small boy to do it," said
+one. "So I say, and I have my reason."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"And what is thy reason, Master Wiseacre?" asked the other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The fruit is too high to be plucked except by a very big man," said the
+first boy. "And the branches are not strong enough for any but a child
+to climb."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Canst thou think of no other way to rob an apple-tree but by standing
+a-tip-toe, or climbing up to the apples, when they should come down to
+thee?" said the second boy. "Truly thy head will never save thy heels;
+but here's a riddle for thee:
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;"Riddle me riddle me re,<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;Four big brothers are we;<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;We gather the fruit, but climb never a tree.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Who are they?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Four tall robbers, I suppose," said the other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Tush!" cried his comrade. "They are the four winds; and when they
+whistle, down falls the ripest. But others can shake besides the winds,
+as I will show thee if thou hast any doubts in the matter."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And as he spoke he sprang to catch the other boy, who ran from him; and
+they chased each other down the hill, and the hermit heard no more.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But as he turned to go home he said, "The thief was not far away when
+thou stoodst near. Nevertheless, I will have patience. It needs not that
+I should go to seek thee, for what saith the Scripture? <i>Thy sin</i>
+will find thee out." And he made conserve of such apples as were left,
+and said nothing.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now after a certain time a plague broke out in the hamlet; and it was so
+sore, and there were so few to nurse the many who were sick, that,
+though it was not the wont of the hermit ever to leave his place, yet in
+their need he came down and ministered to the people in the village. And
+one day, as he passed a certain house, he heard moans from within, and
+entering, he saw lying upon a bed a boy who tossed and moaned in fever,
+and cried out most miserably that his throat was parched and burning.
+And when the hermit looked upon his face, behold it was the boy who had
+given the riddle of the four winds upon the side of the hill.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then the hermit fed him with some of the confection which he had with
+him, and it was so grateful to the boy's parched palate, that he thanked
+and blessed the hermit aloud, and prayed him to leave a morsel of it
+behind, to soothe his torments in the night.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then said the hermit, "My Son, I would that I had more of this
+confection, for the sake of others as well as for thee. But indeed I
+have only two trees which bear the fruit whereof this is made; and in
+two successive years have the apples been stolen by some thief, thereby
+robbing not only me, which is dishonest, but the poor, which is
+inhuman."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then the boy's theft came back to his mind, and he burst into tears, and
+cried, "My Father, I took the crab-apples!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And after awhile he recovered his health; the plague also abated in the
+hamlet, and the hermit went back to his cell. But the boy would
+thenceforth never leave him, always wishing to show his penitence and
+gratitude. And though the hermit sent him away, he ever returned,
+saying,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Of what avail is it to drive me from thee, since I am resolved to serve
+thee, even as Samuel served Eli, and Timothy ministered unto St. Paul?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the hermit said, "My rule is to live alone, and without companions;
+wherefore begone."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And when the boy still came, he drove him from the garden.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then the boy wandered far and wide, over moor and bog, and gathered rare
+plants and herbs, and laid them down near the hermit's cell. And when
+the hermit was inside, the boy came into the garden, and gathered the
+stones and swept the paths, and tied up such plants as were drooping,
+and did all neatly and well, for he was a quick and skilful lad. And
+when the hermit said,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Thou hast done well, and I thank thee; but now begone," he only
+answered,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"What avails it, when I am resolved to serve thee?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So at last there came a day when the hermit said, "It may be that it is
+ordained; wherefore abide, my Son."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the boy answered, "Even so, for I am resolved to serve thee."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus he remained. And thenceforward the hermit's garden throve as it had
+never thriven before. For, though he had skill, the hermit was old and
+feeble; but the boy was young and active, and he worked hard, and it was
+to him a labor of love. And being a clever boy, he quickly knew the
+names and properties of the plants as well as the hermit himself. And
+when he was not working, he would go far afield to seek for new herbs.
+And he always returned to the village at night.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now when the hermit's sight began to fail, the boy put him right if he
+mistook one plant for another; and when the hermit became quite blind,
+he relied completely upon the boy to gather for him the herbs that he
+wanted. And when anything new was planted, the boy led the old man to
+the spot, that he might know that it was so many paces in such a
+direction from the cell, and might feel the shape and texture of the
+leaves, and learn its scent. And through the skill and knowledge of the
+boy, the hermit was in no wise hindered from preparing his accustomed
+remedies, for he knew the names and virtues of the herbs, and where
+every plant grew. And when the sun shone, the boy would guide his
+master's steps into the garden, and would lead him up to certain
+flowers; but to those which had a perfume of their own the old man could
+go without help, being guided by the scent. And as he fingered their
+leaves and breathed their fragrance, he would say, "Blessed be GOD for
+every herb of the field, but thrice blessed for those that smell."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And at the end of the garden was a set bush of rosemary. "For," said the
+hermit, "to this we must all come." Because rosemary is the herb they
+scatter over the dead. And he knew where almost everything grew, and
+what he did not know the boy told him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet for all this, and though he had embraced poverty and solitude with
+joy, in the service of GOD and man, yet so bitter was blindness to him,
+that he bewailed the loss of his sight, with a grief that never
+lessened.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"For," said he, "if it had pleased our Lord to send me any other
+affliction, such as a continual pain or a consuming sickness, I would
+have borne it gladly, seeing it would have left me free to see these
+herbs, which I use for the benefit of the poor. But now the sick suffer
+through my blindness, and to this boy also I am a continual burden."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And when the boy called him at the hours of prayer, saying, "My Father,
+it is now time for the Nones office, for the marygold is closing," or
+"The Vespers bell will soon sound from the valley, for the bindweed
+bells are folded," and the hermit recited the appointed prayers, he
+always added,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I beseech Thee take away my blindness, as Thou didst heal Thy servant
+the son of Timaeus."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And as the boy and he sorted herbs, he cried,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Is there no balm in Gilead?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the boy answered, "The balm of Gilead grows six full paces from the
+gate, my Father."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the hermit said, "I spoke in a figure, my son I meant not that herb.
+But, alas! Is there no remedy to heal the physician? No cure for the
+curer?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the boy's heart grew heavier day by day, because of the hermit's
+grief. For he loved him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now one morning as the boy came up from the village, the hermit met him,
+groping painfully with his hands, but with joy in his countenance, and
+he said, "Is that thy step, my son? Come in, for I have somewhat to tell
+thee."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And he said, "A vision has been vouchsafed to me, even a dream.
+Moreover, I believe that there shall be a cure for my blindness." Then
+the boy was glad, and begged of the hermit to relate his dream, which he
+did as follows:--
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I dreamed, and behold I stood in the garden--thou also with me--and
+many people were gathered at the gate, to whom, with thy help, I gave
+herbs of healing in such fashion as I have been able since this
+blindness came upon me. And when they were gone, I smote upon my
+forehead, and said, 'Where is the herb that shall heal my affliction?'
+And a voice beside me said, 'Here, my son,' And I cried to thee, 'Who
+spoke?' And thou saidst, 'It is a man in pilgrim's weeds, and lo, he
+hath a strange flower in his hand.' Then said the Pilgrim, 'It is a
+Trinity Flower. Moreover, I suppose that when thou hast it, thou wilt
+see clearly.' Then I thought that thou didst take the flower from the
+Pilgrim and put it in my hand. And lo, my eyes were opened, and I saw
+clearly. And I knew the Pilgrim's face, though where I have seen him I
+cannot yet recall. But I believed him to be Raphael the Archangel--he
+who led Tobias, and gave sight to his father. And even as it came to me
+to know him, he vanished; and I saw him no more."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"And what was the Trinity Flower like, my Father?" asked the boy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It was about the size of Herb Paris, my son," replied the hermit. "But
+instead of being fourfold every way, it numbered the mystic Three. Every
+part was threefold. The leaves were three, the petals three, the sepals
+three. The flower was snow-white, but on each of the three parts it was
+stained with crimson stripes, like white garments dyed in blood."
+[<a href="#f9">9</a>]
+</p>
+
+<p class="ind">
+<a name="f9">9.</a> <i>Trillium erythrocarpum.</i> North America.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then the boy started up, saying, "If there be such a plant on the earth
+I will find it for thee."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the hermit laid his hand on him, and said, "Nay, my son, leave me
+not, for I have need of thee. And the flower will come yet, and then I
+shall see."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And all day long the old man murmured to himself, "Then I shall see."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"And didst thou see me, and the garden, in thy dream, my Father?" asked
+the boy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Ay, that I did, my son. And I meant to say to thee that it much
+pleaseth me that thou art grown so well, and of such a strangely fair
+countenance. Also the garden is such as I have never before beheld it,
+which must needs be due to thy care. But wherefore didst thou not tell
+me of those fair palms that have grown where the thorn hedge was wont to
+be? I was but just stretching out my hand for some, when I awoke."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"There are no palms there, my Father," said the boy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Now, indeed it is thy youth that makes thee so little observant," said
+the hermit. "However, I pardon thee, if it were only for that good
+thought which moved thee to plant a yew beyond the rosemary bush; seeing
+that the yew is the emblem of eternal life, which lies beyond the
+grave."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the boy said, "There is no yew there, my Father."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Have I not seen it, even in a vision?" cried the hermit. "Thou wilt say
+next that all the borders are not set with heart's-ease, which indeed
+must be through thy industry; and whence they come I know not, but they
+are most rare and beautiful, and my eyes long sore to see them again."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Alas, my Father!" cried the boy, "the borders are set with rue, and
+there are but a few clumps of heart's-ease here and there."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Could I forget what I saw in an hour?" asked the old man, angrily. "And
+did not the holy Raphael himself point to them, saying, 'Blessed are the
+eyes that behold this garden, where the borders are set with
+heart's-ease, and the hedges crowned with palm!' But thou wouldst know
+better than an archangel, forsooth."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then the boy wept; and when the hermit heard him weeping, he put his arm
+round him and said,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Weep not, my dear son. And I pray thee, pardon me that I spoke harshly
+to thee. For indeed I am ill-tempered by reason of my infirmities; and
+as for thee, GOD will reward thee for thy goodness to me, as I never
+can. Moreover, I believe it is thy modesty, which is as great as thy
+goodness, that hath hindered thee from telling me of all that thou hast
+done for my garden, even to those fair and sweet everlasting flowers,
+the like of which I never saw before, which thou hast set in the east
+border, and where even now I hear the bees humming in the sun."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then the boy looked sadly out into the garden, and answered, "I cannot
+lie to thee. There are no everlasting flowers. It is the flowers of the
+thyme in which the bees are rioting. And in the hedge bottom there
+creepeth the bitter-sweet."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the hermit heard him not. He had groped his way out into the
+sunshine, and wandered up and down the walks, murmuring to himself,
+"Then I shall see."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now when the Summer was past, one autumn morning there came to the
+garden gate a man in pilgrim's weeds; and when he saw the boy he
+beckoned to him, and giving him a small tuber root, he said,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Give this to thy master. It is the root of the Trinity Flower."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And he passed on down towards the valley.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then the boy ran hastily to the hermit; and when he had told him, and
+given him the root, he said,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The face of the pilgrim is known to me also, O my Father! For I
+remember when I lay sick of the plague, that ever it seemed to me as if
+a shadowy figure passed in and out, and went up and down the streets,
+and his face was as the face of this pilgrim. But--I cannot deceive
+thee--methought it was the Angel of Death."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then the hermit mused; and after a little space he answered,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It was then also that I saw him. I remember now. Nevertheless, let us
+plant the root, and abide what GOD shall send."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And thus they did.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And as the Autumn and Winter went by, the hermit became very feeble, but
+the boy constantly cheered him, saying, "Patience, my Father. Thou shalt
+see yet!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the hermit replied, "My son, I repent me that I have not been
+patient under affliction. Moreover, I have set thee an ill example, in
+that I have murmured at that which GOD--Who knowest best--ordained for
+me."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And when the boy ofttimes repeated, "Thou shalt yet see," the hermit
+answered, "If GOD will. When GOD will. As GOD will."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And when he said the prayers for the Hours, he no longer added what he
+had added beforetime, but evermore repeated, "If THOU wilt. When THOU
+wilt. As THOU wilt!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And so the Winter passed; and when the snow lay on the ground the boy
+and the hermit talked of the garden; and the boy no longer contradicted
+the old man, though he spoke continually of the heart's-ease, and the
+everlasting flowers, and the palm. For he said, "When Spring comes I may
+be able to get these plants, and fit the garden to his vision."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And at length the Spring came. And with it rose the Trinity Flower. And
+when the leaves unfolded, they were three, as the hermit had said. Then
+the boy was wild with joy and with impatience.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And when the sun shone for two days together, he would kneel by the
+flower, and say, "I pray thee, Lord, send showers, that it may wax
+apace." And when it rained, he said, "I pray Thee, send sunshine, that
+it may blossom speedily." For he knew not what to ask. And he danced
+about the hermit, and cried, "Soon shalt them see."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the hermit trembled, and said, "Not as I will, but as THOU wilt!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And so the bud formed. And at length one evening before he went down to
+the hamlet, the boy came to the hermit and said, "The bud is almost
+breaking, my Father. To-morrow thou shalt see."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then the hermit moved his hands till he laid them on the boy's head, and
+he said,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The Lord repay thee sevenfold for all thou hast done for me, dear
+child. And now I pray thee, my son, give me thy pardon for all in which
+I have sinned against thee by word or deed, for indeed my thoughts of
+thee have ever been tender." And when the boy wept, the hermit still
+pressed him, till he said that he forgave him. And as they unwillingly
+parted, the hermit said, "I pray thee, dear son, to remember that,
+though late, I conformed myself to the will of GOD."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Saying which, the hermit went into his cell, and the boy returned to the
+village.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But so great was his anxiety, that he could not rest; and he returned to
+the garden ere it was light, and sat by the flower till the dawn.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And with the first dim light he saw that the Trinity Flower was in
+bloom. And as the hermit had said, it was white, and stained with
+crimson as with blood.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then the boy shed tears of joy, and he plucked the flower and ran into
+the hermit's cell, where the hermit lay very still upon his couch. And
+the boy said, "I will not disturb him. When he wakes he will find the
+flower." And he went out and sat down outside the cell and waited. And
+being weary as he waited, he fell asleep.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now before sunrise, whilst it was yet early, he was awakened by the
+voice of the hermit crying, "My son, my dear son!" and he jumped up,
+saying, "My Father!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But as he spoke the hermit passed him. And as he passed he turned, and
+the boy saw that his eyes were open. And the hermit fixed them long and
+tenderly on him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then the boy cried, "Ah, tell me, my Father, dost thou see?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And he answered, <i>"I see now!"</i> and so passed on down the walk.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And as he went through the garden, in the still dawn, the boy trembled,
+for the hermit's footsteps gave no sound. And he passed beyond the
+rosemary bush, and came not again.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And when the day wore on, and the hermit did not return, the boy went
+into his cell.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Without, the sunshine dried the dew from paths on which the hermit's
+feet had left no prints, and cherished the spring flowers bursting into
+bloom. But within, the hermit's dead body lay stretched upon his pallet,
+and the Trinity Flower was in his hand.
+</p>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+
+<h2>THE KYRKEGRIM TURNED PREACHER.</h2>
+
+<h3>A LEGEND.</h3>
+
+<p>
+It is said that in Norway every church has its own Niss, or Brownie.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They are of the same race as the Good People, who haunt farm houses, and
+do the maids' work for a pot of cream. They are the size of a year-old
+child, but their faces are the faces of aged men. Their common dress is
+of gray home-spun, with red peaked caps; but on Michaelmas Day they wear
+round hats.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Church Niss is called Kyrkegrim. His duty is to keep the church
+clean, and to scatter the marsh-marigold flowers on the floor before
+service. He also keeps order in the congregation, pinches those who fall
+asleep, cuffs irreverent boys, and hustles mothers with crying children
+out of church as quickly and decorously as possible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But his business is not with church-brawlers alone.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When the last snow avalanche has slipped from the high-pitched roof, and
+the gentian is bluer than the sky, and Baldur's Eyebrow blossoms in the
+hot Spring sun, pious folk are wont to come to church some time before
+service, and to bring their spades, and rakes, and watering-pots with
+them, to tend the graves of the dead. The Kyrkegrim sits on the Lych
+Gate and overlooks them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At those who do not lay by their tools in good time he throws pebbles,
+crying to each, <i>"Skynde dig!"</i> (Make haste!), and so drives them
+in. And when the bells begin, should any man fail to bow to the church
+as the custom is, the Kyrkegrim snatches his hat from behind, and he
+sees it no more.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Nothing displeases the Kyrkegrim more than when people fall asleep
+during the sermon. This will be seen in the following story.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Once upon a time there was a certain country church, which was served by
+a very mild and excellent priest, and haunted by a most active
+Kyrkegrim.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Not a speck of dust was to be seen from the altar to the porch, and the
+behavior of the congregation was beyond reproach.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But there was one fat farmer who slept during the sermon, and do what
+the Kyrkegrim would, he could not keep him awake. Again and again did he
+pinch him, nudge him, or let in a cold draught of wind upon his neck.
+The fat farmer shook himself, pulled up his neck-kerchief, and dozed off
+again.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Doubtless the fault is in my sermons," said the priest, when the
+Kyrkegrim complained to him. For he was humble-minded.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the Kyrkegrim knew that this was not the case, for there was no
+better preacher in all the district.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And yet when he overheard the farmer's sharp-tongued little wife speak
+of this and that in the discourse, he began to think it might be so. No
+doubt the preacher spoke somewhat fast or slow, a little too loud or too
+soft. And he was not "stirring" enough, said the farmer's wife; a
+failing which no one had ever laid at her door.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"His soul is in my charge," sighed the good priest, "and I cannot even
+make him hear what I have got to say. A heavy reckoning will be demanded
+of me!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The sermons are in fault, beyond a doubt," the Kyrkegrim said. "The
+farmer's wife is quite right. She's a sensible woman, and can use a mop
+as well as myself."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Hoot, hoot!" cried the church owl, pushing his head out of the
+ivy-bush. "And shall she be Kyrkegrim when thou art turned preacher, and
+the preacher sits on the judgment seat? Not so, little Miss! Dust thou
+the pulpit, and leave the parson to preach, and let the Maker of souls
+reckon with them."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"If the preacher cannot keep the people awake, it is time that another
+took his place," said the Kyrkegrim.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"He is not bound to find ears as well as arguments," retorted the owl,
+and he drew back into his ivy-bush.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the Kyrkegrim settled his red cap firmly on his head, and betook
+himself to the priest, whose meekness (as is apt to be the case)
+encouraged the opposite qualities in those with whom he had to do.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"The farmer must be roused somehow," said he. "It is a disgrace to us
+all, and what, in all the hundreds of years I have been Kyrkegrim, never
+befell me before. It will be well if next Sunday you preach a stirring
+sermon on some very important subject."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So the preacher preached on Sin--fair of flower, and bitter of
+fruit!--and as he preached his own cheeks grew pale for other men's
+perils, and the Kyrkegrim trembled as he sat listening in the porch,
+though he had no soul to lose.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Was that stirring enough?" he asked, twitching the sleeve of the
+farmer's wife as she flounced out after service.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Splendid!" said she, "and must have hit some folk pretty hard too."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"It kept your husband awake this time, I should think," said the
+Kyrkegrim.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Heighty teighty!" cried the farmer's wife. "I'd have you to know my
+good man is as decent a body as any in the parish, if he does take a nap
+on Sundays! He is no sinner if he is no saint, thank Heaven, and the
+parson knows better than to preach at him."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Next Sunday," said the Kyrkegrim to the priest, "preach about something
+which concerns every one; respectable people as well as others."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So the preacher preached of Death--whom tears cannot move, nor riches
+bribe, nor power defy. The uncertain interruption and the only certain
+end of all life's labors! And as he preached, the women sitting in their
+seats wept for the dead whose graves they had been tending, and down the
+aged cheeks of the Kyrkegrim there stole tears of pity for poor men,
+whose love and labors are cut short so soon.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the farmer slept as before.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Do you not expect to die?" asked the Kyrkegrim.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Surely," replied the farmer, "we must all die some day, and one does
+not need a preacher to tell him that. But it was a funeral sermon, my
+wife thinks. There has been bereavement in the miller's family."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Men are a strange race," thought the Kyrkegrim; but he went to the
+priest and said--"The farmer is not afraid of death. You must find some
+subject of which men really stand in awe."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So when Sunday came round again, the preacher preached of judgment--that
+dread Avenger who dogs the footsteps of trespass, even now! That awful
+harvest of whirlwind and corruption which they must reap who sow to the
+wind and to the flesh! Lightly regarded, but biding its time, till a
+man's forgotten follies find him out at last.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the farmer slept on. He did not wake when the preacher spoke of
+judgment to come, the reckoning that cannot be shunned, the trump of the
+Archangel, and the Day of Doom.
+
+"On Michaelmas Day I shall preach myself," said the Kyrkegrim, "and if I
+cannot rouse him, I shall give up my charge here."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This troubled the poor priest, for so good a Kyrkegrim was not likely to
+be found again.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Nevertheless he consented, for he was very meek, and when Michaelmas Day
+came the Kyrkegrim pulled a preacher's gown over his homespun coat, and
+laid his round hat on the desk by the iron-clamped Bible, and began his
+sermon.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I shall give no text," said he, "but when I have said what seems good
+to me, it is for those who hear to see if the Scriptures bear me out."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This was an uncommon beginning, and most of the good folk pricked their
+ears, the farmer among them, for novelty is agreeable in church as
+elsewhere.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"I speak," said the Kyrkegrim, "of that which is the last result of sin,
+the worst of deaths, and the beginning of judgment--hardness of heart."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The farmer looked a little uncomfortable, and the Kyrkegrim went bravely
+on.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Let us seek examples in Scripture. We will speak of Pharaoh."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But when the Kyrkegrim spoke of Pharaoh the farmer was at ease again.
+And by-and-bye a film stole gently before his eyes, and he nodded in his
+seat.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This made the Kyrkegrim very angry, for he did not wish to give up his
+place, and yet a Niss may not break his word.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Let us look at the punishment of Pharaoh," he cried. But the farmer's
+eyes were still closed and the Kyrkegrim became agitated, and turned
+hastily over the leaves of the iron-clamped Bible before him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"We will speak of the plagues," said he. "The plague of blood, the
+plague of frogs, the plague of lice, the plague of flies--"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At this moment the farmer snored.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For a brief instant, anger and dismay kept the Kyrkegrim silent. Then
+shutting the iron clamps he pushed the Book on one side, and scrambling
+on to a stool, stretched his little body well over the desk, and said,
+"But these flies were as nothing to the fly that is coming in the
+turnip-crop!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The words were hardly out of his mouth when the farmer sat suddenly
+upright, and half rising from his place, cried anxiously, "Eh, what sir?
+What does he say, wife? A new fly among the turnips?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"Ah, soul of clay!" yelled the indignant Kyrkegrim, as he hurled his
+round hat at the gaping farmer. "Is it indeed for such as thee that
+Eternal Life is kept in store?"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And drawing the preacher's gown over his head, he left it in the pulpit,
+and scrambling down the steps hastened out of church.
+</p>
+
+<hr>
+
+<p>
+As he had been successful in rousing the sleepy farmer the Kyrkegrim did
+not abandon his duties; but it is said that thenceforward he kept to
+them alone, and left heavier responsibilities in higher hands.
+</p>
+
+<hr>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
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+JACKANAPES
+
+DADDY DARWIN'S DOVECOT
+
+AND OTHER STORIES
+
+
+By
+
+JULIANA HORATIO EWING.
+
+
+with
+
+Illustrations
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+
+By
+
+Randolph
+
+Caldecott
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ "If I might buffet for my love, or bound my horse for her
+ favors, I could lay on like a butcher, and sit like a
+ Jackanapes, never off!"
+
+ KING HENRY V, Act 5, Scene 2.
+
+
+
+
+JACKANAPES
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+
+
+ Last noon beheld them full of lusty life,
+ Last eve in Beauty's circle proudly gay,
+ The midnight brought the signal sound of strife,
+ The morn the marshalling in arms--the day
+ Battle's magnificently stern array!
+ The thunder clouds close o'er it, which when rent
+ The earth is covered thick with other clay,
+ Which her own clay shall cover, heaped and pent,
+ Rider and horse:--friend, foe,--in one red burial blent.
+
+ Their praise is hymn'd by loftier harps than mine:
+ Yet one would I select from that proud throng.
+ ----to thee, to thousands, of whom each
+ And one as all a ghastly gap did make
+ In his own kind and kindred, whom to teach
+ Forgetfuluess were mercy for their sake;
+ The Archangel's trump, not glory's, must awake
+ Those whom they thirst for.
+ --BYRON.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Two Donkeys and the Geese lived on the Green, and all other residents of
+any social standing lived in houses round it. The houses had no names.
+Everybody's address was, "The Green," but the Postman and the people of
+the place knew where each family lived. As to the rest of the world,
+what has one to do with the rest of the world, when he is safe at home
+on his own Goose Green? Moreover, if a stranger did come on any lawful
+business, he might ask his way at the shop.
+
+Most of the inhabitants were long-lived, early deaths (like that of the
+little Miss Jessamine) being exceptional; and most of the old people
+were proud of their age, especially the sexton, who would be ninety-nine
+come Martinmas, and whose father remembered a man who had carried
+arrows, as a boy, for the battle of Flodden Field. The Grey Goose and
+the big Miss Jessamine were the only elderly persons who kept their ages
+secret. Indeed, Miss Jessamine never mentioned any one's age, or
+recalled the exact year in which anything had happened. She said that
+she had been taught that it was bad manners to do so "in a mixed
+assembly."
+
+The Grey Goose also avoided dates, but this was partly because her
+brain, though intelligent, was not mathematical, and computation was
+beyond her. She never got farther than "last Michaelmas," "the
+Michaelmas before that," and "the Michaelmas before the Michaelmas
+before that." After this her head, which was small, became confused, and
+she said, "Ga, ga!" and changed the subject.
+
+But she remembered the little Miss Jessamine, the Miss Jessamine with
+the "conspicuous" hair. Her aunt, the big Miss Jessamine, said it was
+her only fault. The hair was clean, was abundant, was glossy, but do
+what you would with it, it never looked like other people's. And at
+church, after Saturday night's wash, it shone like the best brass fender
+after a Spring cleaning. In short, it was conspicuous, which does not
+become a young woman--especially in church.
+
+Those were worrying times altogether, and the Green was used for strange
+purposes. A political meeting was held on it with the village Cobbler in
+the chair, and a speaker who came by stage coach from the town, where
+they had wrecked the bakers' shops, and discussed the price of bread. He
+came a second time, by stage, but the people had heard something about
+him in the meanwhile, and they did not keep him on the Green. They took
+him to the pond and tried to make him swim, which he could not do, and
+the whole affair was very disturbing to all quiet and peaceable fowls.
+After which another man came, and preached sermons on the Green, and a
+great many people went to hear him; for those were "trying times," and
+folk ran hither and thither for comfort. And then what did they do but
+drill the ploughboys on the Green, to get them ready to fight the
+French, and teach them the goose-step! However, that came to an end at
+last, for Bony was sent to St. Helena, and the ploughboys were sent back
+to the plough.
+
+Everybody lived in fear of Bony in those days, especially the naughty
+children, who were kept in order during the day by threats of, "Bony
+shall have you," and who had nightmares about him in the dark. They
+thought he was an Ogre in a cocked hat. The Grey Goose thought he was a
+fox, and that all the men of England were going out in red coats to hunt
+him. It was no use to argue the point, for she had a very small head,
+and when one idea got into it there was no room for another.
+
+Besides, the Grey Goose never saw Bony, nor did the children, which
+rather spoilt the terror of him, so that the Black Captain became more
+effective as a Bogy with hardened offenders. The Grey Goose remembered
+_his_ coming to the place perfectly. What he came for she did not
+pretend to know. It was all part and parcel of the war and bad times. He
+was called the Black Captain, partly because of himself, and partly
+because of his wonderful black mare. Strange stories were afloat of how
+far and how fast that mare could go, when her master's hand was on her
+mane and he whispered in her ear. Indeed, some people thought we might
+reckon ourselves very lucky if we were not out of the frying-pan into
+the fire, and had not got a certain well-known Gentleman of the Road to
+protect us against the French. But that, of course, made him none the
+less useful to the Johnson's Nurse, when the little Miss Johnsons were
+naughty.
+
+"You leave off crying this minnit, Miss Jane, or I'll give you right
+away to that horrid wicked officer. Jemima! just look out o' the windy,
+if you please, and see if the Black Cap'n's a-coming with his horse to
+carry away Miss Jane."
+
+And there, sure enough, the Black Captain strode by, with his sword
+clattering as if it did not know whose head to cut off first. But he did
+not call for Miss Jane that time. He went on to the Green, where he came
+so suddenly upon the eldest Master Johnson, sitting in a puddle on
+purpose, in his new nankeen skeleton suit, that the young gentleman
+thought judgment had overtaken him at last, and abandoned himself to the
+howlings of despair. His howls were redoubled when he was clutched from
+behind and swung over the Black Captain's shoulder, but in five minutes
+his tears were stanched, and he was playing with the officer's
+accoutrements. All of which the Grey Goose saw with her own eyes, and
+heard afterwards that that bad boy had been whining to go back to the
+Black Captain ever since, which showed how hardened he was, and that
+nobody but Bonaparte himself could be expected to do him any good.
+
+But those were "trying times." It was bad enough when the pickle of a
+large and respectable family cried for the Black Captain; when it came
+to the little Miss Jessamine crying for him, one felt that the sooner
+the French landed and had done with it the better.
+
+The big Miss Jessamine's objection to him was that he was a soldier, and
+this prejudice was shared by all the Green. "A soldier," as the speaker
+from the town had observed, "is a bloodthirsty, unsettled sort of a
+rascal; that the peaceable, home-loving, bread-winning citizen can never
+conscientiously look on as a brother, till he has beaten his sword into
+a ploughshare, and his spear into a pruning-hook."
+
+On the other hand there was some truth in what the Postman (an old
+soldier) said in reply; that the sword has to cut a way for us out of
+many a scrape into which our bread-winners get us when they drive their
+ploughshares into fallows that don't belong to them. Indeed, whilst our
+most peaceful citizens were prosperous chiefly by means of cotton, of
+sugar, and of the rise and fall of the money-market (not to speak of
+such salable matters as opium, firearms, and "black ivory"),
+disturbances were apt to arise in India, Africa and other outlandish
+parts, where the fathers of our domestic race were making fortunes for
+their families. And, for that matter, even on the Green, we did not wish
+the military to leave us in the lurch, so long as there was any fear
+that the French were coming.[1]
+
+[Footnote 1: "'The political men declare war, and generally for
+commercial interests; but when the nation is thus embroiled with its
+neighbors the soldier ... draws the sword, at the command of his
+country.... One word as to thy comparison of military and commercial
+persons. What manner of men be they who have supplied the Caffres with
+the firearms and ammunition to maintain their savage and deplorable
+wars? Assuredly they are not military.... Cease then, if thou would'st
+be counted among the just, to vilify soldiers."--W. Napier, Lieut.
+General, _November_, 1851.]
+
+
+II
+
+[Illustration]
+
+To let the Black Captain have little Miss Jessamine, however, was
+another matter. Her Aunt would not hear of it; and then, to crown all,
+it appeared that the Captain's father did not think the young lady good
+enough for his son. Never was any affair more clearly brought to a
+conclusion. But those were "trying times;" and one moon-light night,
+when the Grey Goose was sound asleep upon one leg, the Green was rudely
+shaken under her by the thud of a horse's feet. "Ga, ga!" said she,
+putting down the other leg, and running away.
+
+By the time she returned to her place not a thing was to be seen or
+heard. The horse had passed like a shot. But next day, there was
+hurrying and skurrying and cackling at a very early hour, all about the
+white house with the black beams, where Miss Jessamine lived. And when
+the sun was so low, and the shadows so long on the grass that the Grey
+Goose felt ready to run away at the sight of her own neck, little Miss
+Jane Johnson, and her "particular friend" Clarinda, sat under the big
+oak-tree on the Green, and Jane pinched Clarinda's little finger till
+she found that she could keep a secret, and then she told her in
+confidence that she had heard from Nurse and Jemima that Miss
+Jessamine's niece had been a very naughty girl, and that that horrid
+wicked officer had come for her on his black horse, and carried her
+right away.
+
+"Will she never come back?" asked Clarinda.
+
+"Oh, no!" said Jane decidedly. "Bony never brings people back."
+
+"Not never no more?" sobbed Clarinda, for she was weak-minded, and could
+not bear to think that Bony never, never let naughty people go home
+again.
+
+Next day Jane had heard more.
+
+"He has taken her to a Green?"
+
+"A Goose Green?" asked Clarinda.
+
+"No. A Gretna Green. Don't ask so many questions, child," said Jane;
+who, having no more to tell, gave herself airs.
+
+Jane was wrong on one point. Miss Jessamine's niece did come back, and
+she and her husband were forgiven. The Grey Goose remembered it well, it
+was Michaelmastide, the Michaelmas before the Michaelmas before the
+Michaelmas--but ga, ga! What does the date matter? It was autumn,
+harvest-time, and everybody was so busy prophesying and praying about
+the crops, that the young couple wandered through the lanes, and got
+blackberries for Miss Jessamine's celebrated crab and blackberry jam,
+and made guys of themselves with bryony-wreaths, and not a soul troubled
+his head about them, except the children, and the Postman. The children
+dogged the Black Captain's footsteps (his bubble reputation as an Ogre
+having burst), clamoring for a ride on the black mare. And the Postman
+would go somewhat out of his postal way to catch the Captain's dark eye,
+and show that he had not forgotten how to salute an officer.
+
+But they were "trying times." One afternoon the black mare was stepping
+gently up and down the grass, with her head at her master's shoulder,
+and as many children crowded on to her silky back as if she had been an
+elephant in a menagerie; and the next afternoon she carried him away,
+sword and _sabre-tache_ clattering war-music at her side, and the
+old Postman waiting for them, rigid with salutation, at the four cross
+roads.
+
+War and bad times! It was a hard winter, and the big Miss Jessamine and
+the little Miss Jessamine (but she was Mrs. Black-Captain now), lived
+very economically that they might help their poorer neighbors. They
+neither entertained nor went into company, but the young lady always
+went up the village as far as the _George and Dragon_, for air and
+exercise, when the London Mail[2] came in.
+
+[Footnote 2: The Mail Coach it was that distributed over the face of the
+land, like the opening of apocalyptic vials, the heart-shaking news of
+Trafalgar, of Salamanca, of Vittoria, of Waterloo.... The grandest
+chapter of our experience, within the whole Mail Coach service, was on
+those occasions when we went down from London with the news of Victory.
+Five years of life it was worth paying down for the privilege of an
+outside place. DE QUINCEY.]
+
+One day (it was a day in the following June) it came in earlier than
+usual, and the young lady was not there to meet it.
+
+But a crowd soon gathered round the _George and Dragon_, gaping to
+see the Mail Coach dressed with flowers and oak-leaves, and the guard
+wearing a laurel wreath over and above his royal livery. The ribbons
+that decked the horses were stained and flecked with the warmth and foam
+of the pace at which they had come, for they had pressed on with the
+news of Victory.
+
+Miss Jessamine was sitting with her niece under the oak-tree on the
+Green, when the Postman put a newspaper silently into her hand. Her
+niece turned quickly--"Is there news?"
+
+"Don't agitate yourself, my dear," said her aunt. "I will read it aloud,
+and then we can enjoy it together; a far more comfortable method, my
+love, than when you go up the village, and come home out of breath,
+having snatched half the news as you run."
+
+"I am all attention, dear aunt," said the little lady, clasping her
+hands tightly on her lap.
+
+Then Miss Jessamine read aloud--she was proud of her reading--and the
+old soldier stood at attention behind her, with such a blending of pride
+and pity on his face as it was strange to see:--
+
+ "DOWNING STREET,
+
+ "_June_ 22, 1815, 1 A.M."
+
+"That's one in the morning," gasped the Postman; "beg your pardon, mum."
+
+But though he apologized, he could not refrain from echoing here and
+there a weighty word. "Glorious victory,"--"Two hundred pieces of
+artillery,"--"Immense quantity of ammunition,"--and so forth.
+
+"The loss of the British Army upon this occasion has unfortunately been
+most severe. It had not been possible to make out a return of the killed
+and wounded when Major Percy left headquarters. The names of the
+officers killed and wounded, as far as they can be collected, are
+annexed.
+
+"I have the honor----"
+
+"The list, aunt! Read the list!"
+
+"My love--my darling--let us go in and----"
+
+"No. Now! now!"
+
+To one thing the supremely afflicted are entitled in their sorrow--to be
+obeyed--and yet it is the last kindness that people commonly will do
+them. But Miss Jessamine did. Steadying her voice, as best she might,
+she read on, and the old soldier stood bareheaded to hear that first
+Roll of the Dead at Waterloo, which began with the Duke of Brunswick,
+and ended with Ensign Brown.[3] Five-and-thirty British Captains fell
+asleep that day on the bed of Honor, and the Black Captain slept among
+them.
+
+[Footnote 3: "Brunswick's fated chieftain" fell at Quatre Bras, the day
+before Waterloo, but this first (very imperfect) list, as it appeared in
+the newspapers of the day, did begin with his name, and end with that of
+an Ensign Brown.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+There are killed and wounded by war, of whom no returns reach Downing
+Street.
+
+Three days later, the Captain's wife had joined him, and Miss Jessamine
+was kneeling by the cradle of their orphan son, a purple-red morsel of
+humanity, with conspicuously golden hair.
+
+"Will he live, Doctor?"
+
+"Live? GOD bless my soul, ma'am! Look at him! The young Jackanapes!"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+
+
+ And he wandered away and away
+ With Nature, the dear old Nurse.
+
+ LONGFELLOW.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+The Grey Goose remembered quite well the year that Jackanapes began to
+walk, for it was the year that the speckled hen for the first time in
+all her motherly life got out of patience when she was sitting. She had
+been rather proud of the eggs--they are unusually large--but she never
+felt quite comfortable on them; and whether it was because she used to
+get cramp, and got off the nest, or because the season was bad, or what,
+she never could tell, but every egg was addled but one, and the one that
+did hatch gave her more trouble than any chick she had ever reared.
+
+It was a fine, downy, bright yellow little thing, but it had a monstrous
+big nose and feet, and such an ungainly walk as she knew no other
+instance of in her well-bred and high-stepping family. And as to
+behavior, it was not that it was either quarrelsome or moping, but
+simply unlike the rest. When the other chicks hopped and cheeped on the
+Green all at their mother's feet, this solitary yellow one went waddling
+off on its own responsibility, and do or cluck what the spreckled hen
+would, it went to play in the pond.
+
+It was off one day as usual, and the hen was fussing and fuming after
+it, when the Postman, going to deliver a letter at Miss Jessamine's
+door, was nearly knocked over by the good lady herself, who, bursting
+out of the house with her cap just off and her bonnet just not on,
+fell into his arms, crying--
+
+"Baby! Baby! Jackanapes! Jackanapes!"
+
+If the Postman loved anything on earth, he loved the Captain's
+yellow-haired child, so propping Miss Jessamine against her own
+door-post, he followed the direction of her trembling fingers and made
+for the Green.
+
+Jackanapes had had the start of the Postman by nearly ten minutes. The
+world--the round green world with an oak tree on it--was just becoming
+very interesting to him. He had tried, vigorously but ineffectually, to
+mount a passing pig the last time he was taken out walking; but then he
+was encumbered with a nurse. Now he was his own master, and might, by
+courage and energy, become the master of that delightful, downy, dumpy,
+yellow thing, that was bobbing along over the green grass in front of
+him. Forward! Charge! He aimed well, and grabbed it, but only to feel
+the delicious downiness and dumpiness slipping through his fingers as he
+fell upon his face. "Quawk!" said the yellow thing, and wobbled off
+sideways. It was this oblique movement that enabled Jackanapes to come
+up with it, for it was bound for the Pond, and therefore obliged to come
+back into line. He failed again from top-heaviness, and his prey escaped
+sideways as before, and, as before, lost ground in getting back to the
+direct road to the Pond.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+And at the Pond the Postman found them both, one yellow thing rocking
+safely on the ripples that lie beyond duck-weed, and the other washing
+his draggled frock with tears, because he too had tried to sit upon the
+Pond, and it wouldn't hold him.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+
+ ... If studious, copie fair what time hath blurred,
+ Redeem truth from his jawes; if souldier,
+ Chase brave employments with a naked sword
+ Throughout the world. Fool not; for all may have,
+ If they dare try, a glorious life, or grave.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ In brief, acquit thee bravely: play the man.
+ Look not on pleasures as they come, but go.
+ Defer not the least vertue: life's poore span
+ Make not an ell, by trifling in thy woe.
+ If thou do ill, the joy fades, not the pains.
+ If well, the pain doth fade, the joy remains.
+
+ GEORGE HERBERT.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+Young Mrs. Johnson, who was a mother of many, hardly knew which to pity
+more; Miss Jessamine for having her little ways and her antimacassars
+rumpled by a young Jackanapes; or the boy himself, for being brought up
+by an old maid.
+
+Oddly enough, she would probably have pitied neither, had Jackanapes
+been a girl. (One is so apt to think that what works smoothest works to
+the highest ends, having no patience for the results of friction.) That
+Father in GOD, who bade the young men to be pure, and the maidens brave,
+greatly disturbed a member of his congregation, who thought that the
+great preacher had made a slip of the tongue.
+
+"That the girls should have purity, and the boys courage, is what you
+would say, good Father?"
+
+"Nature has done that," was the reply; "I meant what I said."
+
+In good sooth, a young maid is all the better for learning some robuster
+virtues than maidenliness and not to move the antimacassars. And the
+robuster virtues require some fresh air and freedom. As, on the other
+hand, Jackanapes (who had a boy's full share of the little beast and the
+young monkey in his natural composition) was none the worse, at his
+tender years, for learning some maidenliness--so far as maidenliness
+means decency, pity, unselfishness and pretty behavior.
+
+And it is due to him to say that he was an obedient boy, and a boy whose
+word could be depended on, long before his grandfather the General came
+to live at the Green.
+
+He was obedient; that is he did what his great aunt told him. But--oh
+dear! oh dear!--the pranks he played, which it had never entered into
+her head to forbid!
+
+It was when he had just been put into skeletons (frocks never suited
+him) that he became very friendly with Master Tony Johnson, a younger
+brother of the young gentleman who sat in the puddle on purpose. Tony
+was not enterprising, and Jackanapes led him by the nose. One summer's
+evening they were out late, and Miss Jessamine was becoming anxious,
+when Jackanapes presented himself with a ghastly face all besmirched
+with tears. He was unusually subdued.
+
+"I'm afraid," he sobbed; "if you please, I'm very much afraid that Tony
+Johnson's dying in the churchyard."
+
+Miss Jessamine was just beginning to be distracted, when she smelt
+Jackanapes.
+
+"You naughty, naughty boys! Do you mean to tell me that you've been
+smoking?"
+
+"Not pipes," urged Jackanapes; "upon my honor, Aunty, not pipes. Only
+segars like Mr. Johnson's! and only made of brown paper with a very,
+very little tobacco from the shop inside them."
+
+Whereupon, Miss Jessamine sent a servant to the churchyard, who found
+Tony Johnson lying on a tomb-stone, very sick, and having ceased to
+entertain any hopes of his own recovery.
+
+If it could be possible that any "unpleasantness" could arise between
+two such amiable neighbors as Miss Jessamine and Mrs. Johnson--and if
+the still more incredible paradox can be that ladies may differ over a
+point on which they are agreed--that point was the admitted fact that
+Tony Johnson was "delicate," and the difference lay chiefly in this:
+Mrs. Johnson said that Tony was delicate--meaning that he was more
+finely strung, more sensitive, a properer subject for pampering and
+petting than Jackanapes, and that, consequently, Jackanapes was to blame
+for leading Tony into scrapes which resulted in his being chilled,
+frightened, or (most frequently) sick. But when Miss Jessamine said that
+Tony Johnson was delicate, she meant that he was more puling, less
+manly, and less healthily brought up than Jackanapes, who, when they got
+into mischief together, was certainly not to blame because his friend
+could not get wet, sit a kicking donkey, ride in the giddy-go-round,
+bear the noise of a cracker, or smoke brown paper with impunity, as he
+could.
+
+Not that there was ever the slightest quarrel between the ladies. It
+never even came near it, except the day after Tony had been so very sick
+with riding Bucephalus in the giddy-go-round. Mrs. Johnson had explained
+to Miss Jessamine that the reason Tony was so easily upset, was the
+unusual sensitiveness (as a doctor had explained it to her) of the
+nervous centres in her family--"Fiddlestick!" So Mrs. Johnson
+understood Miss Jessamine to say, but it appeared that she only said
+"Treaclestick!" which is quite another thing, and of which Tony was
+undoubtedly fond. It was at the fair that Tony was made ill by riding on
+Bucephalus. Once a year the Goose Green became the scene of a carnival.
+First of all, carts and caravans were rumbling up all along, day and
+night. Jackanapes could hear them as he lay in bed, and could hardly
+sleep for speculating what booths and whirligigs he should find fairly
+established; when he and his dog Spitfire went out after breakfast. As a
+matter of fact, he seldom had to wait long for news of the Fair. The
+Postman knew the window out of which Jackanapes' yellow head would come,
+and was ready with his report.
+
+"Royal Theayter, Master Jackanapes, in the old place, but be careful o'
+them seats, sir; they're rickettier than ever. Two sweets and a
+ginger-beer under the oak tree, and the Flying Boats is just a-coming
+along the road."
+
+No doubt it was partly because he had already suffered severely in the
+Flying Boats, that Tony collapsed so quickly in the giddy-go-round. He
+only mounted Bucephalus (who was spotted, and had no tail) because
+Jackanapes urged him, and held out the ingenious hope that the
+round-and-round feeling would very likely cure the up-and-down
+sensation. It did not, however, and Tony tumbled off during the first
+revolution.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Jackanapes was not absolutely free from qualms, but having once mounted
+the Black Prince he stuck to him as a horseman should. During the first
+round he waved his hat, and observed with some concern that the Black
+Prince had lost an ear since last Fair; at the second, he looked a little
+pale but sat upright, though somewhat unnecessarily rigid; at the
+third round he shut his eyes. During the fourth his hat fell off, and he
+clasped his horse's neck. By the fifth he had laid his yellow head
+against the Black Prince's mane, and so clung anyhow till the
+hobby-horses stopped, when the proprietor assisted him to alight, and he
+sat down rather suddenly and said he had enjoyed it very much.
+
+The Grey Goose always ran away at the first approach of the caravans,
+and never came back to the Green till there was nothing left of the Fair
+but footmarks and oyster-shells. Running away was her pet principle; the
+only system, she maintained, by which you can live long and easily, and
+lose nothing. If you run away when you see danger, you can come back
+when all is safe. Run quickly, return slowly, hold your head high, and
+gabble as loud as you can, and you'll preserve the respect of the Goose
+Green to a peaceful old age. Why should you struggle and get hurt, if
+you can lower your head and swerve, and not lose a feather? Why in the
+world should any one spoil the pleasure of life, or risk his skin, if he
+can help it?
+
+ "'What's the use'
+ Said the Goose."
+
+Before answering which one might have to consider what world--which
+life--whether his skin were a goose-skin; but the Grey Goose's head
+would never have held all that.
+
+Grass soon grows over footprints, and the village children took the
+oyster-shells to trim their gardens with; but the year after Tony rode
+Bucephalus there lingered another relic of Fairtime, in which Jackanapes
+was deeply interested. "The Green" proper was originally only part of a
+straggling common, which in its turn merged into some wilder waste land
+where gipsies sometimes squatted if the authorities would allow them,
+especially after the annual Fair. And it was after the Fair that
+Jackanapes, out rambling by himself, was knocked over by the Gipsy's son
+riding the Gipsy's red-haired pony at break-neck pace across the common.
+
+Jackanapes got up and shook himself, none the worse, except for being
+heels over head in love with the red-haired pony. What a rate he went
+at! How he spurned the ground with his nimble feet! How his red coat
+shone in the sunshine! And what bright eyes peeped out of his dark
+forelock as it was blown by the wind!
+
+The Gipsy boy had had a fright, and he was willing enough to reward
+Jackanapes for not having been hurt, by consenting to let him have a
+ride.
+
+"Do you mean to kill the little fine gentleman, and swing us all on the
+gibbet, you rascal?" screamed the Gipsy-mother, who came up just as
+Jackanapes and the pony set off.
+
+"He would get on," replied her son. "It'll not kill him. He'll fall on
+his yellow head, and it's as tough as a cocoanut."
+
+But Jackanapes did not fall. He stuck to the red-haired pony as he had
+stuck to the hobbyhorse; but oh, how different the delight of this wild
+gallop with flesh and blood! Just as his legs were beginning to feel as
+if he did not feel them, the Gipsy boy cried "Lollo!" Round went the
+pony so unceremoniously, that, with as little ceremony, Jackanapes clung
+to his neck, and he did not properly recover himself before Lollo
+stopped with a jerk at the place where they had started.
+
+"Is his name Lollo?" asked Jackanapes, his hand lingering in the wiry
+mane.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"What does Lollo mean?"
+
+"Red."
+
+"Is Lollo your pony?"
+
+"No. My father's." And the Gipsy boy led Lollo away.
+
+At the first opportunity Jackanapes stole away again to the common. This
+time he saw the Gipsy-father, smoking a dirty pipe.
+
+"Lollo is your pony, isn't he?" said Jackanapes.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"He's a very nice one."
+
+"He's a racer."
+
+"You don't want to sell him, do you?"
+
+"Fifteen pounds," said the Gipsy-father; and Jackanapes sighed and went
+home again. That very afternoon he and Tony rode the two donkeys, and
+Tony managed to get thrown, and even Jackanapes' donkey kicked. But it
+was jolting, clumsy work after the elastic swiftness and the dainty
+mischief of the red-haired pony.
+
+A few days later Miss Jessamine spoke very seriously to Jackanapes. She
+was a good deal agitated as she told him that his grandfather, the
+General, was coming to the Green, and that he must be on his very best
+behavior during the visit. If it had been feasible to leave off calling
+him Jackanapes and to get used to his baptismal name of Theodore before
+the day after to-morrow (when the General was due), it would have been
+satisfactory. But Miss Jessamine feared it would be impossible in
+practice, and she had scruples about it on principle. It would not seem
+quite truthful, although she had always most fully intended that he
+should be called Theodore when he had outgrown the ridiculous
+appropriateness of his nickname. The fact was that he had not outgrown
+it, but he must take care to remember who was meant when his grandfather
+said Theodore.
+
+Indeed for that matter he must take care all along.
+
+"You are apt to be giddy, Jackanapes," said Miss Jessamine.
+
+"Yes aunt," said Jackanapes, thinking of the hobby-horses.
+
+"You are a good boy, Jackanapes. Thank GOD, I can tell your grandfather
+that. An obedient boy, an honorable boy, and a kind-hearted boy. But you
+are--in short, you _are_ a Boy, Jackanapes. And I hope,"--added
+Miss Jessamine, desperate with the results of experience--"that the
+General knows that Boys will be Boys."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+What mischief could be foreseen, Jackanapes promised to guard against.
+He was to keep his clothes and his hands clean, to look over his
+catechism, not to put sticky things in his pockets, to keep that hair of
+his smooth--("It's the wind that blows it, Aunty," said
+Jackanapes--"I'll send by the coach for some bear's-grease," said Miss
+Jessamine, tying a knot in her pocket-handkerchief)--not to burst in at
+the parlor door, not to talk at the top of his voice, not to crumple his
+Sunday frill, and to sit quite quiet during the sermon, to be sure to
+say "sir" to the General, to be careful about rubbing his shoes on the
+doormat, and to bring his lesson-books to his aunt at once that she
+might iron down the dogs' ears. The General arrived, and for the first
+day all went well, except that Jackanapes' hair was as wild as usual,
+for the hair-dresser had no bear's-grease left. He began to feel more at
+ease with his grandfather, and disposed to talk confidentially with him,
+as he did with the Postman. All that the General felt it would take too
+long to tell, but the result was the same. He was disposed to talk
+confidentially with Jackanapes.
+
+"Mons'ous pretty place this," he said, looking out of the lattice on to
+the Green, where the grass was vivid with sunset, and the shadows were
+long and peaceful.
+
+"You should see it in Fair-week, sir," said Jackanapes, shaking his
+yellow mop, and leaning back in his one of the two Chippendale armchairs
+in which they sat.
+
+"A fine time that, eh?" said the General, with a twinkle in his left
+eye. (The other was glass.)
+
+Jackanapes shook his hair once more. "I enjoyed this last one the best
+of all," he said. "I'd so much money."
+
+"By George, it's not a common complaint in these bad times. How much had
+ye?"
+
+"I'd two shillings. A new shilling Aunty gave me, and elevenpence I had
+saved up, and a penny from the Postman--_sir_!" added Jackanapes
+with a jerk, having forgotten it.
+
+"And how did ye spend it--_sir_?" inquired the General. Jackanapes
+spread his ten fingers on the arms of his chair, and shut his eyes that
+he might count the more conscientiously.
+
+"Watch-stand for Aunty, threepence. Trumpet for myself, twopence, that's
+fivepence. Ginger-nuts for Tony, twopence, and a mug with a Grenadier on
+for the Postman, fourpence, that's elevenpence. Shooting-gallery a
+penny, that's a shilling. Giddy-go-round, a penny, that's one and a
+penny. Treating Tony, one and twopence. Flying Boats (Tony paid for
+himself), a penny, one and threepence. Shooting-gallery again, one and
+four-pence; Fat Woman a penny, one and fivepence. Giddy-go-round again,
+one and sixpence. Shooting-gallery, one and sevenpence. Treating Tony,
+and then he wouldn't shoot, so I did, one and eightpence. Living
+Skeleton, a penny--no, Tony treated me, the Living Skeleton doesn't
+count. Skittles, a penny, one and ninepence Mermaid (but when we got
+inside she was dead), a penny, one and tenpence. Theatre, a penny
+(Priscilla Partington, or the Green Lane Murder. A beautiful young lady,
+sir, with pink cheeks and a real pistol), that's one and elevenpence.
+Ginger beer, a penny (I _was_ so thirsty!) two shillings. And then
+the Shooting-gallery man gave me a turn for nothing, because, he said, I
+was a real gentleman, and spent my money like a man."
+
+"So you do, sir, so you do!" cried the General. "Why, sir, you spend it
+like a prince--And now I suppose you've not got a penny in your pocket?"
+
+"Yes I have," said Jackanapes. "Two pennies. They are saving up." And
+Jackanapes jingled them with his hand.
+
+"You don't want money except at fair-times, I suppose?" said the
+General.
+
+Jackanapes shook his mop.
+
+"If I could have as much as I want, I should know what to buy," said he.
+
+"And how much do you want, if you could get it?"
+
+"Wait a minute, sir, till I think what twopence from fifteen pounds
+leaves. Two from nothing you can't, but borrow twelve. Two from twelve,
+ten, and carry one. Please remember ten, sir, when I ask you. One from
+nothing you can't, borrow twenty. One from twenty, nineteen, and carry
+one. One from fifteen, fourteen. Fourteen pounds nineteen and--what did I
+tell you to remember?"
+
+"Ten," said the General.
+
+"Fourteen pounds nineteen shillings and ten-pence then, is what I want,"
+said Jackanapes.
+
+"Bless my soul, what for?"
+
+"To buy Lollo with. Lollo means red, sir. The Gipsy's red-haired pony,
+sir. Oh, he is beautiful! You should see his coat in the sunshine! You
+should see his mane! You should see his tail! Such little feet, sir, and
+they go like lightning! Such a dear face, too, and eyes like a mouse!
+But he's a racer, and the Gipsy wants fifteen pounds for him."
+
+"If he's a racer, you couldn't ride him. Could you?"
+
+"No--o, sir, but I can stick to him. I did the other day."
+
+"You did, did you? Well, I'm fond of riding myself, and if the beast is
+as good as you say, he might suit me."
+
+"You're too tall for Lollo, I think," said Jackanapes, measuring his
+grandfather with his eye.
+
+"I can double up my legs, I suppose. We'll have a look at him
+to-morrow."
+
+"Don't you weigh a good deal?" asked Jackanapes.
+
+"Chiefly waistcoats," said the General, slapping the breast of his
+military frock-coat. "We'll have the little racer on the Green the first
+thing in the morning. Glad you mentioned it, grandson. Glad you
+mentioned it."
+
+The General was as good as his word. Next morning the Gipsy and Lollo,
+Miss Jessamine, Jackanapes and his grandfather and his dog Spitfire,
+were all gathered at one end of the Green in a group, which so aroused
+the innocent curiosity of Mrs. Johnson, as she saw it from one of her
+upper windows, that she and the children took their early promenade
+rather earlier than usual. The General talked to the Gipsy, and
+Jackanapes fondled Lollo's mane, and did not know whether he should be
+more glad or miserable if his grandfather bought him.
+
+"Jackanapes!"
+
+"Yes, sir!"
+
+"I've bought Lollo, but I believe you were right. He hardly stands high
+enough for me. If you can ride him to the other end of the Green, I'll
+give him to you."
+
+How Jackanapes tumbled on to Lollo's back he never knew. He had just
+gathered up the reins when the Gipsy-father took him by the arm.
+
+"If you want to make Lollo go fast, my little gentleman--"
+
+"_I_ can make him go!" said Jackanapes, and drawing from his pocket
+the trumpet he had bought in the fair, he blew a blast both loud and
+shrill.
+
+Away went Lollo, and away went Jackanapes' hat. His golden hair flew out,
+an aureole from which his cheeks shone red and distended with
+trumpeting. Away went Spitfire, mad with the rapture of the race, and
+the wind in his silky ears. Away went the geese, the cocks, the hens,
+and the whole family of Johnson. Lucy clung to her mamma, Jane saved
+Emily by the gathers of her gown, and Tony saved himself by a
+somersault.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+The Grey Goose was just returning when Jackanapes and Lollo rode back,
+Spitfire panting behind.
+
+"Good, my little gentleman, good!" said the Gipsy. "You were born to the
+saddle. You've the flat thigh, the strong knee, the wiry back, and the
+light caressing hand, all you want is to learn the whisper Come here!"
+
+"What was that dirty fellow talking about, grandson?" asked the General.
+
+"I can't tell you, sir. It's a secret."
+
+They were sitting in the window again, in the two Chippendale
+arm-chairs, the General devouring every line of his grandson's face,
+with strange spasms crossing his own.
+
+"You must love your aunt very much, Jackanapes?"
+
+"I do, sir," said Jackanapes warmly.
+
+"And whom do you love next best to your aunt?"
+
+The ties of blood were pressing very strongly on the General himself,
+and perhaps he thought of Lollo. But Love is not bought in a day, even
+with fourteen pounds nineteen shillings and ten-pence. Jackanapes
+answered quite readily, "The Postman."
+
+"Why the Postman?"
+
+"He knew my father," said Jackanapes, "and he tells me about him, and
+about his black mare. My father was a soldier, a brave soldier. He died
+at Waterloo. When I grow up I want to be a soldier too." "So you shall,
+my boy. So you shall."
+
+"Thank you, grandfather. Aunty doesn't want me to be a soldier for fear
+of being killed."
+
+"Bless my life! Would she have you get into a feather-bed and stay
+there? Why, you might be killed by a thunderbolt, if you were a
+butter-merchant!"
+
+"So I might. I shall tell her so. What a funny fellow you are, sir! I
+say, do you think my father knew the Gipsy's secret? The Postman says he
+used to whisper to his black mare."
+
+"Your father was taught to ride as a child, by one of those horsemen of
+the East who swoop and dart and wheel about a plain like swallows in
+autumn. Grandson! Love me a little too. I can tell you more about your
+father than the Postman can."
+
+"I do love you," said Jackanapes. "Before you came I was frightened. I'd
+no notion you were so nice."
+
+"Love me always, boy, whatever I do or leave undone. And--God help
+me--whatever you do or leave undone, I'll love you! There shall never be
+a cloud between us for a day; no, sir, not for an hour. We're imperfect
+enough, all of us, we needn't be so bitter; and life is uncertain enough
+at its safest, we needn't waste its opportunities. Look at me! Here sit
+I, after a dozen battles and some of the worst climates in the world,
+and by yonder lych gate lies your mother, who didn't move five miles, I
+suppose, from your aunt's apron-strings,--dead in her teens; my
+golden-haired daughter, whom I never saw."
+
+Jackanapes was terribly troubled.
+
+"Don't cry, grandfather," he pleaded, his own blue eyes round with
+tears. "I will love you very much, and I will try to be very good. But I
+should like to be a soldier."
+
+"You shall, my boy, you shall. You've more claims for a commission than
+you know of. Cavalry, I suppose; eh, ye young Jackanapes? Well, well; if
+you live to be an honor to your country, this old heart shall grow young
+again with pride for you; and if you die in the service of your
+country--GOD bless me, it can but break for ye!"
+
+And beating the region which he said was all waistcoats, as if they
+stifled him, the old man got up and strode out on to the Green.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+
+
+ "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his
+ life for his friends."--JOHN XV. 13.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+Twenty and odd years later the Grey Goose was still alive, and in full
+possession of her faculties, such as they were. She lived slowly and
+carefully, and she lived long. So did Miss Jessamine; but the General
+was dead.
+
+He had lived on the Green for many years, during which he and the
+Postman saluted each other with a punctiliousness that it almost drilled
+one to witness. He would have completely spoiled Jackanapes if Miss
+Jessamine's conscience would have let him; otherwise he somewhat
+dragooned his neighbors, and was as positive about parish matters as a
+ratepayer about the army. A stormy-tempered, tender-hearted soldier,
+irritable with the suffering of wounds of which he never spoke, whom all
+the village followed to his grave with tears.
+
+The General's death was a great shock to Miss Jessamine, and her nephew
+stayed with her for some little time after the funeral. Then he was
+obliged to join his regiment, which was ordered abroad.
+
+One effect of the conquest which the General had gained over the
+affections of the village, was a considerable abatement of the popular
+prejudice against "the military." Indeed the village was now somewhat
+importantly represented in the army. There was the General himself, and
+the Postman, and the Black Captain's tablet in the church, and
+Jackanapes, and Tony Johnson, and a Trumpeter.
+
+Tony Johnson had no more natural taste for fighting than for riding, but
+he was as devoted as ever to Jackanapes, and that was how it came about
+that Mr. Johnson bought him a commission in the same cavalry regiment
+that the General's grandson (whose commission had been given him by the
+Iron Duke) was in, and that he was quite content to be the butt of the
+mess where Jackanapes was the hero; and that when Jackanapes wrote home
+to Miss Jessamine, Tony wrote with the same purpose to his mother;
+namely, to demand her congratulations that they were on active service
+at last, and were ordered to the front. And he added a postscript to the
+effect that she could have no idea how popular Jackanapes was, nor how
+splendidly he rode the wonderful red charger whom he had named after his
+old friend Lollo.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Sound Retire!"
+
+A Boy Trumpeter, grave with the weight of responsibilities and
+accoutrements beyond his years, and stained, so that his own mother
+would not have known him, with the sweat and dust of battle, did as he
+was bid; and then pushing his trumpet pettishly aside, adjusted his
+weary legs for the hundredth time to the horse which was a world too big
+for him, and muttering, "'Tain't a pretty tune," tried to see something
+of this, his first engagement, before it came to an end.
+
+Being literally in the thick of it, he could hardly have seen less or
+known less of what happened in that particular skirmish if he had been
+at home in England. For many good reasons; including dust and smoke, and
+that what attention he dared distract from his commanding officer was
+pretty well absorbed by keeping his hard-mouthed troop-horse in hand,
+under pain of execration by his neighbors in the melee. By-and-by, when
+the newspapers came out, if he could get a look at one before it was
+thumbed to bits, he would learn that the enemy had appeared from ambush
+in overwhelming numbers, and that orders had been given to fall back,
+which was done slowly and in good order, the men fighting as they
+retired.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Born and bred on the Goose Green, the youngest of Mr. Johnson's
+gardener's numerous off-spring, the boy had given his family "no peace"
+till they let him "go for a soldier" with Master Tony and Master
+Jackanapes. They consented at last, with more tears than they shed when
+an elder son was sent to jail for poaching, and the boy was perfectly
+happy in his life, and full of _esprit de corps_. It was this which
+had been wounded by having to sound retreat for "the young gentlemen's
+regiment," the first time he served with it before the enemy, and he was
+also harassed by having completely lost sight of Master Tony. There had
+been some hard fighting before the backward movement began, and he had
+caught sight of him once, but not since. On the other hand, all the
+pulses of his village pride had been stirred by one or two visions of
+Master Jackanapes whirling about on his wonderful horse. He had been
+easy to distinguish, since an eccentric blow had bared his head without
+hurting it, for his close golden mop of hair gleamed in the hot sunshine
+as brightly as the steel of the sword flashing round it.
+
+Of the missiles that fell pretty thickly, the Boy Trumpeter did not take
+much notice. First, one can't attend to everything, and his hands were
+full. Secondly, one gets used to anything. Thirdly, experience soon
+teaches one, in spite of proverbs, how very few bullets find their
+billet. Far more unnerving is the mere suspicion of fear or even of
+anxiety in the human mass around you. The Boy was beginning to wonder if
+there were any dark reason for the increasing pressure, and whether they
+would be allowed to move back more quickly, when the smoke in front
+lifted for a moment, and he could see the plain, and the enemy's line
+some two hundred yards away.
+
+And across the plain between them, he saw Master Jackanapes galloping
+alone at the top of Lollo's speed, their faces to the enemy, his golden
+head at Lollo's ear.
+
+But at this moment noise and smoke seemed to burst out on every side,
+the officer shouted to him to sound retire, and between trumpeting and
+bumping about on his horse, he saw and heard no more of the incidents of
+his first battle.
+
+Tony Johnson was always unlucky with horses, from the days of the
+giddy-go-round onwards. On this day--of all days in the year--his own
+horse was on the sick list, and he had to ride an inferior,
+ill-conditioned beast, and fell off that, at the very moment when it was
+a matter of life or death to be able to ride away. The horse fell on
+him, but struggled up again, and Tony managed to keep hold of it. It was
+in trying to remount that he discovered, by helplessness and anguish,
+that one of his legs was crushed and broken, and that no feat of which
+he was master would get him into the saddle. Not able even to stand
+alone, awkwardly, agonizingly unable to mount his restive horse, his
+life was yet so strong within him! And on one side of him rolled the
+dust and smoke-cloud of his advancing foe, and on the other, that which
+covered his retreating friends.
+
+He turned one piteous gaze after them, with a bitter twinge, not of
+reproach, but of loneliness; and then, dragging himself up by the side
+of his horse, he turned the other way and drew out his pistol, and
+waited for the end. Whether he waited seconds or minutes he never knew,
+before some one gripped him by the arm.
+
+"Jackanapes! GOD bless you! It's my left leg. If you could get me on--"
+
+It was like Tony's luck that his pistol went off at his horse's tail,
+and made it plunge; but Jackanapes threw him across the saddle.
+
+"Hold on anyhow, and stick your spur in. I'll lead him. Keep your head
+down, they're firing high."
+
+And Jackanapes laid his head down--to Lollo's ear.
+
+It was when they were fairly off, that a sudden upspringing of the enemy
+in all directions had made it necessary to change the gradual retirement
+of our force into as rapid a retreat as possible. And when Jackanapes
+became aware of this, and felt the lagging and swerving of Tony's horse,
+he began to wish he had thrown his friend across his own saddle, and
+left their lives to Lollo.
+
+When Tony became aware of it, several things came into his head. 1. That
+the dangers of their ride for life were now more than doubled. 2. That
+if Jackanapes and Lollo were not burdened with him they would
+undoubtedly escape. 3. That Jackanapes' life was infinitely valuable,
+and his--Tony's--was not. 4. That this--if he could seize it--was the
+supremest of all the moments in which he had tried to assume the virtues
+which Jackanapes had by nature; and that if he could be courageous and
+unselfish now--
+
+He caught at his own reins and spoke very loud--
+
+"Jackanapes! It won't do. You and Lollo must go on. Tell the fellows I
+gave you back to them, with all my heart. Jackanapes, if you love me,
+leave me!"
+
+There was a daffodil light over the evening sky in front of them, and it
+shone strangely on Jackanapes' hair and face. He turned with an odd look
+in his eyes that a vainer man than Tony Johnson might have taken for
+brotherly pride. Then he shook his mop and laughed at him.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+"_Leave you?_ To save my skin? No, Tony, not to save my soul!"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+
+
+ Mr. VALIANT _summoned. His will. His last words._
+
+ Then, said he, "I am going to my Father's.... My Sword I
+ give to him that shall succeed me in my Pilgrimage, and my
+ Courage and Skill to him that can get it." ... And as he
+ went down deeper, he said, "Grave, where is thy Victory?"
+
+ So he passed over, and all the Trumpets sounded for him on
+ the other side.
+ BUNYAN'S _Pilgrim's, Progress_.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+Coming out of a hospital-tent, at headquarters, the surgeon cannonaded
+against, and rebounded from, another officer; a sallow man, not young,
+with a face worn more by ungentle experiences than by age; with weary
+eyes that kept their own counsel, iron gray hair, and a moustache that
+was as if a raven had laid its wing across his lips and sealed them.
+
+"Well?"
+
+"Beg pardon, Major. Didn't see you. Oh, compound fracture and bruises,
+but it's all right. He'll pull through."
+
+"Thank GOD."
+
+It was probably an involuntary expression, for prayer and praise were
+not much in the Major's line, as a jerk of the surgeon's head would have
+betrayed to an observer. He was a bright little man, with his feelings
+showing all over him, but with gallantry and contempt of death enough
+for both sides of his profession; who took a cool head, a white
+handkerchief and a case of instruments, where other men went hot-blooded
+with weapons, and who was the biggest gossip, male or female, of the
+regiment. Not even the Major's taciturnity daunted him.
+
+"Didn't think he'd as much pluck about him as he has. He'll do all right
+if he doesn't fret himself into a fever about poor Jackanapes."
+
+"Whom are you talking about?" asked the Major hoarsely.
+
+"Young Johnson. He--"
+
+"What about Jackanapes?"
+
+"Don't you know? Sad business. Rode back for Johnson, and brought him
+in; but, monstrous ill-luck, hit as they rode. Left lung--"
+
+"Will he recover?"
+
+"No. Sad business."
+
+"What a frame--what limbs--what health--and what good looks? Finest
+young fellow--"
+
+"Where is he?"
+
+"In his own tent," said the surgeon sadly.
+
+The Major wheeled and left him.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Can I do anything else for you?"
+
+"Nothing, thank you. Except--Major! I wish I could get you to appreciate
+Johnson."
+
+"This is not an easy moment, Jackanapes."
+
+"Let me tell you, sir--_he_ never will--that if he could have
+driven me from him, he would be lying yonder at this moment, and I
+should be safe and sound."
+
+The Major laid his hand over his mouth, as if to keep back a wish he
+would have been ashamed to utter.
+
+"I've known old Tony from a child. He's a fool on impulse, a good man
+and a gentleman in principle. And he acts on principle, which it's not
+every--some water, please! Thank you, sir. It's very hot, and yet one's
+feet get uncommonly cold. Oh, thank you, thank you. He's no fire-eater,
+but he has a trained conscience and a tender heart, and he'll do his
+duty when a braver and more selfish man might fail you. But he wants
+encouragement; and when I'm gone----"
+
+"He shall have encouragement. You have my word for it. Can I do nothing
+else?"
+
+"Yes, Major. A favor."
+
+"Thank you, Jackanapes."
+
+"Be Lollo's master, and love him as well as you can. He's used to it."
+
+"Wouldn't you rather Johnson had him?"
+
+The blue eyes twinkled in spite of mortal pain.
+
+"Tony _rides_ on principle, Major. His legs are bolsters, and will
+be to the end of the chapter. I couldn't insult dear Lollo, but if you
+don't care----"
+
+"Whilst I live----which will be longer than I desire or
+deserve----Lollo shall want nothing, but----you. I have too little
+tenderness for----my dear boy, you're faint. Can you spare me for a
+moment?"
+
+"No, stay--Major!"
+
+"What? What?"
+
+"My head drifts so--if you wouldn't mind."
+
+"Yes! Yes!"
+
+"Say a prayer by me. Out loud please, I am getting deaf."
+
+"My dearest Jackanapes--my dear boy----"
+
+"One of the Church Prayers--Parade Service, you know----"
+
+"I see. But the fact is--GOD forgive me, Jackanapes--I'm a very
+different sort of fellow to some of you youngsters. Look here, let me
+fetch--"
+
+But Jackanapes' hand was in his, and it wouldn't let go.
+
+There was a brief and bitter silence.
+
+"'Pon my soul I can only remember the little one at the end."
+
+"Please," whispered Jackanapes.
+
+Pressed by the conviction that what little he could do it was his duty
+to do, the Major--kneeling--bared his head, and spoke loudly, clearly,
+and very reverently--
+
+"The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ--"
+
+Jackanapes moved his left hand to his right one, which still held the
+Major's--
+
+"--The love of GOD."
+
+And with that--Jackanapes died.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ "Und so ist der blaue Himmel groesser als jedes
+ Gewolk darin, und dauerhafter dazu."
+ JEAN PAUL RICHTER.
+
+
+Jackanapes' death was sad news for the Goose Green, a sorrow justly
+qualified by honorable pride in his gallantry and devotion. Only the
+Cobbler dissented, but that was his way. He said he saw nothing in it
+but foolhardiness and vainglory. They might both have been killed, as
+easy as not, and then where would ye have been? A man's life was a man's
+life, and one life was as good as another. No one would catch him
+throwing his away. And, for that matter, Mrs. Johnson could spare a
+child a great deal better than Miss Jessamine.
+
+But the parson preached Jackanapes' funeral sermon on the text,
+"Whosoever will save his life shall lose it; and whosoever will lose his
+life for My sake shall find it;" and all the village went and wept to
+hear him.
+
+Nor did Miss Jessamine see her loss from the Cobbler's point of view. On
+the contrary, Mrs. Johnson said she never to her dying day should forget
+how, when she went to condole with her, the old lady came forward, with
+gentle-womanly self-control, and kissed her, and thanked GOD that her
+dear nephew's effort had been blessed with success, and that this sad
+war had made no gap in her friend's large and happy home circle.
+
+"But she's a noble, unselfish woman," sobbed Mrs. Johnson, "and she
+taught Jackanapes to be the same, and that's how it is that my Tony has
+been spared to me. And it must be sheer goodness in Miss Jessamine, for
+what can she know of a mother's feelings? And I'm sure most people seem
+to think that if you've a large family you don't know one from another
+any more than they do, and that a lot of children are like a lot of
+store-apples, if one's taken it won't be missed."
+
+Lollo--the first Lollo, the Gipsy's Lollo--very aged, draws Miss
+Jessamine's bath-chair slowly up and down the Goose Green in the
+sunshine.
+
+The Ex-postman walks beside him, which Lollo tolerates to the level of
+his shoulder. If the Postman advances any nearer to his head, Lollo
+quickens his pace, and were the Postman to persist in the injudicious
+attempt, there is, as Miss Jessamine says, no knowing what might happen.
+
+In the opinion of the Goose Green, Miss Jessamine has borne her troubles
+"wonderfully." Indeed, to-day, some of the less delicate and less
+intimate of those who see everything from the upper windows, say (well
+behind her back) that "the old lady seems quite lively with her military
+beaux again."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+The meaning of this is, that Captain Johnson is leaning over one side of
+her chair, whilst by the other bends a brother officer who is staying
+with him, and who has manifested an extraordinary interest in Lollo. He
+bends lower and lower, and Miss Jessamine calls to the Postman to
+request Lollo to be kind enough to stop, whilst she is fumbling for
+something which always hangs by her side, and has got entangled with her
+spectacles.
+
+It is a two-penny trumpet, bought years ago in the village fair, and
+over it she and Captain Johnson tell, as best they can, between them,
+the story of Jackanapes' ride across the Goose Green; and how he won
+Lollo--the Gipsy's Lollo--the racer Lollo--dear Lollo--faithful
+Lollo--Lollo the never vanquished--Lollo the tender servant of his old
+mistress. And Lollo's ears twitch at every mention of his name.
+
+Their hearer does not speak, but he never moves his eyes from the
+trumpet, and when the tale is told, he lifts Miss Jessamine's hand and
+presses his heavy black moustache in silence to her trembling fingers.
+
+The sun, betting gently to his rest, embroiders the sombre foliage of
+the oak-tree with threads of gold. The Grey Goose is sensible of an
+atmosphere of repose, and puts up one leg for the night. The grass glows
+with a more vivid green, and, in answer to a ringing call from Tony, his
+sisters, fluttering over the daisies in pale-hued muslins, come out of
+their ever-open door, like pretty pigeons form a dovecote.
+
+And, if the good gossips, eyes do not deceive them, all the Miss
+Johnsons, and both the officers, go wandering off into the lanes, where
+bryony wreaths still twine about the brambles.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A sorrowful story, and ending badly?
+
+Nay, Jackanapes, for the end is not yet.
+
+A life wasted that might have been useful?
+
+Men who have died for men, in all ages, forgive the thought!
+
+There is a heritage of heroic example and noble obligation, not reckoned
+in the Wealth of Nations, but essential to a nation's life; the contempt
+of which, in any people, may, not slowly, mean even its commercial fall.
+Very sweet are the uses of prosperity, the harvests of peace and
+progress, the fostering sunshine of health and happiness, and length of
+days in the land.
+
+But there be things--oh, sons of what has deserved the name of Great
+Britain, forget it not!--"the good of" which and "the use of" which are
+beyond all calculation of worldly goods and earthly uses; things such as
+Love, and Honor, and the Soul of Man, which cannot be bought with a
+price, and which do not die with death. "And they who would fain live
+happily EVER after, should not leave these things out of the lessons of
+their lives."
+
+
+
+
+DADDY DARWIN'S DOVECOT.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+PREAMBLE.
+
+
+A summer's afternoon. Early in the summer, and late in the afternoon;
+with odors and colors deepening, and shadows lengthening, towards
+evening.
+
+Two gaffers gossiping, seated side by side upon a Yorkshire wall. A wall
+of sandstone of many colors, glowing redder and yellower as the sun goes
+down; well cushioned with moss and lichen, and deep set in rank grass on
+this side, where the path runs, and in blue hyacinths on that side,
+where the wood is, and where--on the gray and still naked branches of
+young oaks--sit divers crows, not less solemn than the gaffers, and also
+gossiping.
+
+One gaffer in work-day clothes, not unpicturesque of form and hue. Gray,
+home-knit stockings, and coat and knee-breeches of corduroy, which takes
+tints from Time and Weather as harmoniously as wooden palings do; so
+that field laborers (like some insects) seem to absorb or mimic the
+colors of the vegetation round them and of their native soil. That is,
+on work-days. Sunday-best is a different matter, and in this the other
+gaffer was clothed. He was dressed like the crows above him, _fit
+excepted_: the reason for which was, that he was only a visitor, a
+revisitor to the home of his youth, and wore his Sunday (and funeral)
+suit to mark the holiday.
+
+Continuing the path, a stone pack-horse track, leading past a hedge
+snow-white with may, and down into a little wood, from the depths of
+which one could hear a brook babbling. Then up across the sunny field
+beyond, and yet up over another field to where the brow of the hill is
+crowned by old farm-buildings standing against the sky.
+
+Down this stone path a young man going whistling home to tea. Then
+staying to bend a swarthy face to the white may to smell it, and then
+plucking a huge branch on which the blossom lies like a heavy fall of
+snow, and throwing that aside for a better, and tearing off another and
+yet another, with the prodigal recklessness of a pauper; and so,
+whistling, on into the wood with his arms full.
+
+Down the sunny field, as he goes up it, a woman coming to meet him--with
+_her_ arms full. Filled by a child with a may-white frock, and hair
+shining with the warm colors of the sandstone. A young woman, having a
+fair forehead visible a long way off, and buxom cheeks, and steadfast
+eyes. When they meet he kisses her, and she pulls his dark hair and
+smooths her own, and cuffs him in country fashion. Then they change
+burdens, and she takes the may into her apron (stooping to pick up
+fallen bits), and the child sits on the man's shoulder, and cuffs and
+lugs its father as the mother did, and is chidden by her and kissed by
+him. And all the babbling of their chiding and crowing and laughter
+comes across the babbling of the brook to the ears of the old gaffers
+gossiping on the wall.
+
+Gaffer I. spits out an over-munched stalk of meadow soft-grass, and
+speaks:
+
+"D'ye see yon chap?"
+
+Gaffer II. takes up his hat and wipes it round with a spotted
+handkerchief (for your Sunday hat is a heating thing for work-day wear),
+and puts it on, and makes reply:
+
+"Aye. But he beats me. And--see there!--he's t'first that's beat me yet.
+Why, lad! I've met young chaps to-day I could ha' sworn to for mates of
+mine forty years back--if I hadn't ha' been i't' churchyard spelling
+over their fathers' tumstuns!"
+
+"Aye. There's a many old standards gone home o' lately."
+
+"What do they call _him?_"
+
+"T' young chap?"
+
+"Aye."
+
+"They _call_ him--Darwin."
+
+"Dar--win? I should known a Darwin. They're old standards, is Darwins.
+What's he to Daddy Darwin of t' Dovecot yonder?"
+
+"He _owns_ t' Dovecot. Did ye see t' lass?"
+
+"Aye. Shoo's his missus, I reckon?"
+
+"Aye."
+
+"What did they call her?"
+
+"Phoebe Shaw they called her. And if she'd been _my_ lass--but
+that's nother here nor there, and he's got t' Dovecot."
+
+"Shaw? _They're_ old standards, is Shaws. Phoebe? They called her
+mother Phoebe. Phoebe Johnson. She were a dainty lass! My father were
+very fond of Phoebe Johnson. He said she allus put him i' mind of our
+orchard on drying days; pink and white apple-blossom and clean clothes.
+And yon's her daughter? Where d'ye say t'young chap come from? He don't
+look like hereabouts."
+
+"He don't come from hereabouts. And yet he do come from hereabouts, as
+one may say. Look ye here. He come from t' wukhus. That's the short and
+the long of it."
+
+"_The workhouse!_"
+
+"Aye."
+
+Stupefaction. The crows chattering wildly overhead.
+
+"And he owns Darwin's Dovecot?"
+
+"He owns Darwin's Dovecot."
+
+"And how i' t' name o' all things did that come about'!"
+
+"Why, I'll tell thee. It was i' this fashion."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Not without reason does the wary writer put gossip in the mouths of
+gaffers rather than of gammers. Male gossips love scandal as dearly as
+female gossips do, and they bring to it the stronger relish and energies
+of their sex. But these were country gaffers, whose speech--like
+shadows--grows lengthy in the leisurely hours of eventide. The gentle
+reader shall have the tale in plain narration.
+
+NOTE--It will be plain to the reader that the birds here described are
+Rooks (_corvus frugilegus_). I have allowed myself to speak of them
+by their generic or family name of Crow, this being a common country
+practice. The genus _corvus_, or _Crow_, includes the Raven,
+the Carrion Crow, the Hooded Crow, the Jackdaw, and the Rook.
+
+
+
+SCENE I.
+
+
+One Saturday night (some eighteen years earlier than the date of this
+gaffer-gossiping) the parson's daughter sat in her own room before the
+open drawer of a bandy-legged black oak table, _balancing her
+bags_. The bags were money-bags, and the matter shall be made clear
+at once.
+
+In this parish, as in others, progress and the multiplication of weapons
+with which civilization and the powers of goodness push their conquests
+over brutality and the powers of evil, had added to the original duties
+of the parish priest, a multifarious and all but impracticable variety
+of offices; which, in ordinary and late conditions, would have been
+performed by several more or less salaried clerks, bankers, accountants,
+secretaries, librarians, club-committees, teachers, lecturers, discount
+for ready-money dealers in clothing, boots, blankets, and coal,
+domestic-servant agencies, caterers for the public amusement, and
+preservers of the public peace.
+
+The country parson (no less than statesmen and princes, than men of
+science and of letters) is responsible for a great deal of his work that
+is really done by the help-mate--woman. This explains why five out of
+the young lady's moneybags bore the following inscriptions in
+marking-ink: "Savings' bank," "Clothing club," "Library," "Magazines and
+hymn-books," "Three-halfpenny club"--and only three bore reference to
+private funds, as--"House-money"--"Allowance "--"Charity."
+
+It was the bag bearing this last and greatest name which the parson's
+daughter now seized and emptied into her lap. A ten-shilling piece, some
+small silver, and twopence halfpenny jingled together, and roused a
+silver-haired, tawny-pawed terrier, who left the hearthrug and came to
+smell what was the matter. His mistress's right hand--absently
+caressing--quieted his feelings; and with the left she held the
+ten-shilling piece between finger and thumb, and gazed thoughtfully at
+the other bags as they squatted in a helpless row, with twine-tied
+mouths hanging on all sides. It was only after anxious consultation with
+an account-book that the half-sovereign was exchanged for silver; thanks
+to the clothing-club bag, which looked leaner for the accommodation. In
+the three-halfpenny bag (which bulged with pence) some silver was
+further solved into copper, and the charity bag was handsomely distended
+before the whole lot was consigned once more to the table-drawer.
+
+Any one accustomed to book-keeping must smile at this bag-keeping of
+accounts; but the parson's daughter could never "bring her mind" to
+keeping the funds apart on paper, and mixing the actual cash. Indeed,
+she could never have brought her conscience to it. Unless she had taken
+the tenth for "charity" from her dress and pocket-money in coin, and put
+it then and there into the charity bag, this self-imposed rule of the
+duty of almsgiving would not have been performed to her soul's peace.
+
+The problem which had been exercising her mind that Saturday night was
+how to spend what was left of her benevolent fund in a treat for the
+children of the neighboring work-house. The fund was low, and this had
+decided the matter. The following Wednesday would be her twenty-first
+birthday. If the children came to tea with her, the foundation of the
+entertainment would, in the natural course of things, be laid in the
+Vicarage kitchen. The charity bag would provide the extras of the feast.
+Nuts, toys, and the like.
+
+When the parson's daughter locked the drawer of the bandy-legged table,
+she did so with the vigor of one who has made up her mind, and set about
+the rest of her Saturday night's duties without further delay.
+
+She put out her Sunday clothes, and her Bible and Prayer-book, and
+class-book and pencil, on the oak chest at the foot of the bed. She
+brushed and combed the silver-haired terrier, who looked abjectly
+depressed whilst this was doing, and preposterously proud when it was
+done. She washed her own hair, and studied her Sunday-school lesson for
+the morrow whilst it was drying. She spread a colored quilt at the foot
+of her white one for the terrier to sleep on--a slur which he always
+deeply resented.
+
+Then she went to bed, and slept as one ought to sleep on Saturday night,
+who is bound to be at the Sunday School by 9.15 on the following
+morning, with a clear mind on the Rudiments of the Faith, the history of
+the Prophet Elisha, and the destinations of each of the parish
+magazines.
+
+
+
+SCENE II.
+
+
+Fatherless--motherless--homeless!
+
+A little work-house-boy, with a swarthy face and tidily-cropped black
+hair, as short and thick as the fur of a mole, was grubbing, not quite
+so cleverly as a mole, in the work-house garden.
+
+He had been set to weed, but the weeding was very irregularly performed,
+for his eyes and heart were in the clouds, as he could see them over the
+big boundary wall. For there--now dark against the white, now white
+against the gray--some Air Tumbler pigeons were turning somersaults on
+their homeward way, at such short and regular intervals that they seemed
+to be tying knots in their lines of flight.
+
+It was too much! The small gardener shamelessly abandoned his duties,
+and, curving his dirty paws on each side of his mouth, threw his whole
+soul into shouting words of encouragement to the distant birds.
+
+"That's a good un! On with thee! Over ye go! Oo--ooray!"
+
+It was this last prolonged cheer which drowned the sound of footsteps on
+the path behind him, so that if he had been a tumbler pigeon himself he
+could not have jumped more nimbly when a man's hand fell upon his
+shoulder. Up went his arms to shield his ears from a well-merited
+cuffing; but fate was kinder to him than he deserved. It was only an old
+man (prematurely aged with drink and consequent poverty), whose faded
+eyes seemed to rekindle as he also gazed after the pigeons, and spoke as
+one who knows.
+
+"Yon's Daddy Darwin's Tumblers."
+
+This old pauper had only lately come into "the House" (the house that
+never was a home!), and the boy clung eagerly to his flannel sleeve, and
+plied him thick and fast with questions about the world without the
+workhouse-walls, and about the happy owner of those yet happier
+creatures who were free not only on the earth, but in the skies.
+
+The poor old pauper was quite as willing to talk as the boy was to
+listen. It restored some of that self-respect which we lose under the
+consequences of our follies to be able to say that Daddy Darwin and he
+had been mates together, and had had pigeon-fancying in common "many a
+long year afore" he came into the House.
+
+And so these two made friendship over such matters as will bring man and
+boy together to the end of time. And the old pauper waxed eloquent on
+the feats of Homing Birds and Tumblers, and on the points of Almonds and
+Barbs, Fantails and Pouters; sprinkling his narrative also with high
+sounding and heterogeneous titles, such as Dragons and Archangels, Blue
+Owls and Black Priests, Jacobines, English Horsemen and Trumpeters. And
+through much boasting of the high stakes he had had on this and that
+pigeon-match then, and not a few bitter complaints of the harsh
+hospitality of the House he "had come to" now, it never seemed to occur
+to him to connect the two, or to warn the lad who hung upon his lips
+that one cannot eat his cake with the rash appetites of youth, and yet
+hope to have it for the support and nourishment of his old age.
+
+The longest story the old man told was of a "bit of a trip" he had made
+to Liverpool, to see some Antwerp Carriers flown from thence to Ghent,
+and he fixed the date of this by remembering that his twin sons were
+born in his absence, and that though their birthday was the very day of
+the race, his "missus turned stoopid," as women (he warned the boy) are
+apt to do, and refused to have them christened by uncommon names
+connected with the fancy. All the same, he bet the lads would have been
+nicknamed the Antwerp Carriers, and known as such to the day of their
+death, if this had not come so soon and so suddenly, of croup; when (as
+it oddly chanced) he was off on another "bit of a holiday" to fly some
+pigeons of his own in Lincolnshire.
+
+This tale had not come to an end when a voice of authority called for
+"Jack March," who rubbed his mole-like head, and went ruefully off,
+muttering that he should "catch it now."
+
+"Sure enough! sure enough!" chuckled the unamiable old pauper.
+
+But again fate was kinder to the lad than his friend. His negligent
+weeding passed unnoticed, because he was wanted in a hurry to join the
+other children in the school-room. The parson's daughter had come, the
+children were about to sing to her, and Jack's voice could not be
+dispensed with.
+
+He "cleaned himself" with alacrity, and taking his place in the circle
+of boys standing with their hands behind their backs, he lifted up a
+voice worthy of a cathedral choir, whilst varying the monotony of sacred
+song by secretly snatching at the tail of the terrier as it went
+snuffing round the legs of the group. And in this feat he proved as much
+superior to the rest of the boys (who also tried it) as he excelled them
+in the art of singing.
+
+Later on he learned that the young lady had come to invite them all to
+have tea with her on her birthday. Later still he found the old pauper
+once more, and questioned him closely about the village and the
+Vicarage, and as to which of the parishioners kept pigeons, and where.
+
+And when he went to his straw bed that night, and his black head
+throbbed with visions and high hopes, these were not entirely of the
+honor of drinking tea with a pretty young lady, and how one should
+behave himself in such abashing circumstances. He did not even dream
+principally of the possibility of getting hold of that silver-haired,
+tawny-pawed dog by the tail under freer conditions than those of this
+afternoon, though that was a refreshing thought.
+
+What kept him long awake was thinking of this. From the top of an old
+walnut-tree at the top of a field at the back of the Vicarage, you could
+see a hill, and on the top of the hill some farm buildings. And it was
+here (so the old pauper had told him) that those pretty pigeons lived,
+who, though free to play about among the clouds, yet condescended to
+make an earthly home--in Daddy Darwin's Dovecot.
+
+
+
+SCENE III.
+
+
+Two and two, girls and boys, the young lady's guests marched down to the
+Vicarage. The school-mistress was anxious that each should carry his and
+her tin mug, so as to give as little trouble as possible; but this was
+resolutely declined, much to the children's satisfaction, who had their
+walk with free hands, and their tea out of teacups and saucers, like
+anybody else.
+
+It was a fine day, and all went well. The children enjoyed themselves,
+and behaved admirably into the bargain. There was only one suspicion of
+misconduct, and the matter was so far from clear that the parson's
+daughter hushed it up, and, so to speak, dismissed the case.
+
+The children were playing at some game in which Jack March was supposed
+to excel, but when they came to look for him he could nowhere be found.
+At last he was discovered, high up among the branches of an old
+walnut-tree at the top of the field, and though his hands were unstained
+and his pockets empty, the gardener, who had been the first to spy him,
+now loudly denounced him as an ungrateful young thief. Jack, with
+swollen eyes and cheeks besmirched with angry tears, was vehemently
+declaring that he had only climbed the tree to "have a look at Master
+Darwin's pigeons," and had not picked so much as a leaf, let alone a
+walnut; and the gardener, "shaking the truth out of him" by the collar
+of his fustian jacket, was preaching loudly on the sin of adding
+falsehood to theft, when the parson's daughter came up, and, in the end,
+acquitted poor Jack, and gave him leave to amuse himself as he pleased.
+
+It did not please Jack to play with his comrades just then. He felt
+sulky and aggrieved. He would have liked to play with the terrier who
+had stood by him in his troubles, and barked at the gardener; but that
+little friend now trotted after his mistress, who had gone to
+choir-practice.
+
+Jack wandered about among the shrubberies. By-and-by he heard sounds of
+music, and led by these he came to a gate in a wall, dividing the
+Vicarage garden from the churchyard. Jack loved music, and the organ and
+the voices drew him on till he reached the church porch; but there he
+was startled by a voice that was not only not the voice of song, but was
+the utterance of a moan so doleful that it seemed the outpouring of all
+his lonely, and outcast, and injured feelings in one comprehensive howl.
+
+It was the voice of the silver-haired terrier. He was sitting in the
+porch, his nose up, his ears down, his eyes shut, his mouth open,
+bewailing in bitterness of spirit the second and greater crook of his
+lot.
+
+To what purpose were all the caresses and care and indulgence of his
+mistress, the daily walks, the weekly washings and combings, the
+constant companionship, when she betrayed her abiding sense of his
+inferiority, first, by not letting him sleep on the white quilt, and
+secondly, by never allowing him to go to church?
+
+Jack shared the terrier's mood. What were tea and plum-cake to him, when
+his pauper-breeding was so stamped upon him that the gardener was free
+to say--"A nice tale too! What's thou to do wi' doves, and thou a
+work'us lad?"--and to take for granted that he would thieve and lie if
+he got the chance?
+
+His disabilities were not the dog's, however. The parish church was his
+as well as another's, and he crept inside and leaned against one of the
+stone pillars, as if it were a big, calm friend.
+
+Far away, under the transept, a group of boys and men held their music
+near to their faces in the waning light. Among them towered the burly
+choirmaster, baton in hand. The parson's daughter was at the organ. Well
+accustomed to produce his voice to good purpose, the choirmaster's words
+were clearly to be heard throughout the building, and it was on the
+subject of articulation and emphasis, and the like, that he was
+speaking; now and then throwing in an extra aspirate in the energy of
+that enthusiasm without which teaching is not worth the name.
+
+"That'll not do. We must have it altogether different. You two lads are
+singing like bumblebees in a pitcher--border there, boys!--it's no
+laughing matter--put down those papers and keep your eyes on me--inflate
+the chest--" (his own seemed to fill the field of vision) "and try and
+give forth those noble words as if you'd an idea what they meant."
+
+No satire was intended or taken here, but the two boys, who were
+practicing their duet in an anthem, laid down the music, and turned
+their eyes on their teacher.
+
+"I'll run through the recitative," he added, "and take your time from
+the stick. And mind that OH."
+
+The parson's daughter struck a chord, and then the burly choirmaster
+spoke with the voice of melody:
+
+"My heart is disquieted within me. My heart--my heart is disquieted
+within me. And the fear of death is fallen--is fallen upon me."
+
+The terrier moaned without, and Jack thought no boy's voice could be
+worth listening to after that of the choirmaster. But he was wrong. A
+few more notes from the organ, and then, as night-stillness in a wood is
+broken by the nightingale, so upon the silence of the church a
+boy-alto's voice broke forth in obedience to the choirmaster's uplifted
+hand:
+
+"_Then_, I said--I said----"
+
+Jack gasped, but even as he strained his eyes to see what such a singer
+could look like, with higher, clearer notes the soprano rose above him
+--"Then I sa--a--id," and the duet began:
+
+"Oh that I had wings--O that I had wings like a dove!"
+
+_Soprano_.--"Then would I flee away." _Alto_.--"Then would I
+flee away." _Together_.--"And be at rest--flee away and be at
+rest."
+
+The clear young voices soared and chased each other among the arches, as
+if on the very pinions for which they prayed. Then--swept from their
+seats by an upward sweep of the choirmaster's arms--the chorus rose, as
+birds rise, and carried on the strain.
+
+It was not a very fine composition, but this final chorus had the
+singular charm of fugue. And as the voices mourned like doves, "Oh that
+I had wings!" and pursued each other with the plaintive passage, "Then
+would I flee away--then would I flee away----," Jack's ears knew no
+weariness of the repetition. It was strangely like watching the rising
+and falling of Daddy Darwin's pigeons, as they tossed themselves by
+turns upon their homeward flight.
+
+After the fashion of the piece and period, the chorus was repeated, and
+the singers rose to supreme effort. The choirmaster's hands flashed
+hither and thither, controlling, inspiring, directing. He sang among the
+tenors.
+
+Jack's voice nearly choked him with longing to sing too. Could words of
+man go more deeply home to a young heart caged within workhouse walls?
+
+"Oh that I had wings like a dove! Then would I flee away--" the
+choirmaster's white hands were fluttering downwards in the dusk, and the
+chorus sank with them--"flee away and be at rest!"
+
+
+
+SCENE IV.
+
+
+Jack March had a busy little brain, and his nature was not of the limp
+type that sits down with a grief. That most memorable tea-party had
+fired his soul with two distinct ambitions. First, to be a choir-boy;
+and, secondly, to dwell in Daddy Darwin's Dovecot. He turned the matter
+over in his mind, and patched together the following facts:
+
+The Board of Guardians meant to apprentice him, Jack, to some master, at
+the earliest opportunity. Daddy Darwin (so the old pauper told him) was
+a strange old man, who had come down in the world, and now lived quite
+alone, with not a soul to help him in the house or outside it. He was
+"not to say _mazelin_ yet, but getting helpless, and uncommon
+mean."
+
+A nephew came one fine day and fetched away the old pauper, to his great
+delight. It was by their hands that Jack despatched a letter, which the
+nephew stamped and posted for him, and which was duly delivered on the
+following morning to Mr. Darwin of the Dovecot.
+
+The old man had no correspondents, and he looked long at the letter
+before he opened it. It did credit to the teaching of the workhouse
+schoolmistress:
+
+ "HONORED SIR,
+
+ "They call me Jack March. I'm a workhouse lad, but, sir, I'm a
+ good one, and the Board means to 'prentice me next time. Sir,
+ if you face the Board and take me out you shall never regret it.
+ Though I says it as shouldn't I'm a handy lad. I'll clean a floor
+ with any one, and am willing to work early and late, and at your
+ time of life you're not what you was, and them birds must take a
+ deal of seeing to. I can see them from the garden when I'm set
+ to weed, and I never saw nought like them. Oh, sir, I do beg and
+ pray you let me mind your pigeons. You'll be none the worse of a
+ lad about the place, and I shall be happy all the days of my life.
+ Sir, I'm not unthankful, but please GOD, I should like to have
+ a home, and to be with them house doves.
+
+ "From your humble servent--hoping to be--
+
+ "JACK MARCH."
+
+"Mr. Darwin, Sir. I love them Tumblers as if they was my own."
+
+Daddy Darwin thought hard and thought long over that letter. He changed
+his mind fifty times a day. But Friday was the Board day, and when
+Friday came he "faced the Board." And the little workhouse lad went home
+to Daddy Darwin's Dovecot.
+
+
+
+SCENE V.
+
+
+The bargain was oddly made, but it worked well. Whatever Jack's
+parentage may have been (and he was named after the stormy month in
+which he had been born), the blood that ran in his veins could not have
+been beggar's blood. There was no hopeless, shiftless, invincible
+idleness about him. He found work for himself when it was not given him
+to do, and he attached himself passionately and proudly to all the
+belongings of his new home.
+
+"Yon lad of yours seem handy enough, Daddy;--for a vagrant, as one may
+say." Daddy Darwin was smoking over his garden wall, and Mrs. Shaw, from
+the neighboring farm, had paused in her walk for a chat. She was a
+notable housewife, and there was just a touch of envy in her sense of
+the improved appearance of the doorsteps and other visible points of the
+Dovecot. Daddy Darwin took his pipe out of his mouth to make way for the
+force of his reply:
+
+"_Vagrant!_ Nay, missus, yon's no vagrant. _He's fettling up all
+along._ Jack's the sort if he finds a key he'll look for the lock; if
+ye give him a knife-blade he'll fashion a heft. Why, a vagrant's a chap
+that, if he'd all your maester owns to-morrow, he'd be on the tramp
+again afore t' year were out, and three years wouldn't repair the
+mischief he'd leave behind him. A vagrant's a chap that if ye lend him a
+thing he loses it; if ye give him a thing he abuses it----"
+
+"That's true enough, and there's plenty servant-girls the same," put in
+Mrs. Shaw.
+
+"Maybe there be, ma'am--maybe there be; vagrants' children, I reckon.
+But yon little chap I got from t' House comes of folk that's had stuff
+o' their own, and cared for it--choose who they were."
+
+"Well, Daddy," said his neighbor, not without malice, "I'll wish you a
+good evening. You've got a good bargain out of the parish, it seems."
+
+But Daddy Darwin only chuckled, and stirred up the ashes in the bowl of
+his pipe.
+
+"The same to you, ma'am--the same to you. Aye! he's a good bargain--a
+very good bargain is Jack March."
+
+It might be supposed from the foregoing dialogue that Daddy Darwin was a
+model householder, and the little workhouse boy the neatest creature
+breathing. But the gentle reader who may imagine this is much mistaken.
+
+Daddy Darwin's Dovecot was freehold, and when he inherited it from his
+father there was, still attached to it a good bit of the land that had
+passed from father to son through more generations than the church
+registers were old enough to record. But the few remaining acres were so
+heavily mortgaged that they had to be sold. So that a bit of house
+property elsewhere, and the old homestead itself, were all that was
+left. And Daddy Darwin had never been the sort of man to retrieve his
+luck at home, or to seek it abroad.
+
+That he had inherited a somewhat higher and more refined nature than his
+neighbors had rather hindered than helped him to prosper. And he had
+been unlucky in love. When what energies he had were in their prime, his
+father's death left him with such poor prospects that the old farmer to
+whose daughter he was betrothed broke off the match and married her
+elsewhere. His Alice was not long another man's wife. She died within a
+year from her wedding-day, and her husband married again within a year
+from her death. Her old lover was no better able to mend his broken
+heart than his broken fortunes. He only banished women from the Dovecot,
+and shut himself up from the coarse consolation of his neighbors.
+
+In this loneliness, eating a kindly heart out in bitterness of spirit,
+with all that he ought to have had--
+
+ To plough and sow
+ And reap and mow--
+
+gone from him, and in the hands of strangers; the pigeons, for which the
+Dovecot had always been famous, became the business and the pleasure of
+his life. But of late years his stock had dwindled, and he rarely went
+to pigeon-matches or competed in shows and races. A more miserable fancy
+rivalled his interest in pigeon fancying. His new hobby was hoarding;
+and money that, a few years back, he would have freely spent to improve
+his breed of Tumblers or back his Homing Birds he now added with
+stealthy pleasure to the store behind the secret panel of a fine old oak
+bedstead that had belonged to the Darwyn who owned Dovecot when the
+sixteenth century was at its latter end. In this bedstead Daddy slept
+lightly of late, as old men will, and he had horrid dreams, which old
+men need not have. The queer faces carved on the panels (one of which
+hid the money hole) used to frighten him when he was a child. They did
+not frighten him now by their grotesque ugliness, but when he looked at
+them, _and knew which was which_, he dreaded the dying out of
+twilight into dark, and dreamed of aged men living alone, who had been
+murdered for their savings. These growing fears had had no small share
+in deciding him to try Jack March; and to see the lad growing stronger,
+nimbler, and more devoted to his master's interests day by day, was a
+nightly comfort to the poor old hoarder in the bed-head.
+
+As to his keen sense of Jack's industry and carefulness, it was part of
+the incompleteness of Daddy Darwin's nature, and the ill-luck of his
+career, that he had a sensitive perception of order and beauty, and a
+shrewd observation of ways of living and qualities of character, and yet
+had allowed his early troubles to blight him so completely that he never
+put forth an effort to rise above the ruin, of which he was at least as
+conscious as his neighbors.
+
+That Jack was not the neatest creature breathing, one look at him, as he
+stood with pigeons on his head and arms and shoulders, would have been
+enough to prove. As the first and readiest repudiation of his workhouse
+antecedents he had let his hair grow till it hung in the wildest
+elf-locks, and though the terms of his service with Daddy Darwin would
+not, in any case, have provided him with handsome clothes, such as he
+had were certainly not the better for any attention he bestowed upon
+them. As regarded the Dovecot, however, Daddy Darwin had not done more
+than justice to his bargain. A strong and grateful attachment to his
+master, and a passionate love for the pigeons he tended, kept Jack
+constantly busy in the service of both; the old pigeon-fancier taught
+him the benefits of scrupulous cleanliness in the pigeon-cote, and Jack
+"stoned" the kitchen-floor and the doorsteps on his own responsibility.
+The time did come when he tidied up himself.
+
+
+
+SCENE VI.
+
+
+Daddy Darwin had made the first breach in his solitary life of his own
+free will, but it was fated to widen. The parson's daughter soon heard
+that he had got a lad from the workhouse, the very boy who sang so well
+and had climbed the walnut-tree to look at Daddy Darwin's pigeons. The
+most obvious parish questions at once presented themselves to the young
+lady's mind. "Had the boy been christened? Did he go to Church and
+Sunday School? Did he say his prayers and know his Catechism? Had he a
+Sunday suit? Would he do for the choir?"
+
+Then, supposing (a not uncommon case) that the boy _had_ been
+christened, _said_ he said his prayers, _knew_ his Catechism,
+and _was_ ready for school, church, and choir, but had not got a
+Sunday suit--a fresh series of riddles propounded themselves to her busy
+brain. Would her father yield up his everyday coat and take his Sunday
+one into weekday wear? Could the charity bag do better than pay the
+tailor's widow for adapting this old coat to the new chorister's back,
+taking it in at the seams, turning it wrong-side out, and getting new
+sleeves out of the old tails? Could she herself spare the boots which
+the village cobbler had just re-soled for her--somewhat clumsily--and
+would the "allowance" bag bear this strain? Might she hope to coax an
+old pair of trowsers out of her cousin, who was spending his Long
+Vacation at the Vicarage, and who never reckoned very closely with
+_his_ allowance, and kept no charity bag at all? Lastly would "that
+old curmudgeon at the Dovecot" let his little farm-boy go to church and
+school and choir?
+
+"I must go and persuade him," said the young lady.
+
+What she said, and what (at the time) Daddy Darwin said, Jack never
+knew. He was at high sport with the terrier round the big sweet-brier
+bush, when he saw his old master slitting the seams of his
+weather-beaten coat in the haste with which he plucked crimson clove
+carnations as if they had been dandelions, and presented them, not
+ungracefully, to the parson's daughter.
+
+Jack knew why she had come, and strained his ears to catch his own name.
+But Daddy Darwin was promising pipings of the cloves.
+
+"They are such dear old-fashioned things," said she, burying her nose in
+the bunch.
+
+"We're old-fashioned altogether, here, Miss," said Daddy Darwin, looking
+wistfully at the tumble-down house behind them.
+
+"You're very pretty here," said she, looking also, and thinking what a
+sketch it would make, if she could keep on friendly terms with this old
+recluse, and get leave to sit in the garden. Then her conscience smiting
+her for selfishness, she turned her big eyes on him and put out her
+small hand.
+
+"I am very much obliged to you, Mr. Darwin, very much obliged to you
+indeed. And I hope that Jack will do credit to your kindness. And thank
+you so much for the cloves," she added, hastily changing a subject which
+had cost some argument, and which she did not wish to have reopened.
+
+Daddy Darwin had thoughts of reopening it. He was slowly getting his
+ideas together to say that the lad should see how he got along with the
+school before trying the choir, when he found the young lady's hand in
+his, and had to take care not to hurt it, whilst she rained thanks on
+him for the flowers.
+
+"You're freely welcome, Miss," was what he did say after all.
+
+In the evening, however, he was very moody, but Jack was dying of
+curiosity, and at last could contain himself no longer.
+
+"What did Miss Jenny want, Daddy?" he asked.
+
+The old man looked very grim.
+
+"First to make a fool of me, and i' t' second place to make a fool of
+thee," was his reply. And he added with pettish emphasis, "They're all
+alike, gentle and simple. Lad, lad! If ye'd have any peace of your life
+never let a woman's foot across your threshold. Steek t' door of your
+house--if ye own one--and t' door o' your heart--if ye own one--and then
+ye'll never rue. Look at this coat!"
+
+And the old man went grumpily to bed, and dreamed that Miss Jenny had
+put her little foot over his threshold, and that he had shown her the
+secret panel, and let her take away his savings.
+
+And Jack went to bed, and dreamed that he went to school, and showed
+himself to Phoebe Shaw in his Sunday suit.
+
+This dainty little damsel had long been making havoc in Jack's heart.
+The attraction must have been one of contrast, for whereas Jack was
+black and grubby, and had only week-day clothes--which were ragged at
+that--Phoebe was fair, and exquisitely clean, and quite terribly tidy.
+Her mother was the neatest woman in the parish. It was she who was wont
+to say to her trembling handmaid, "I hope I can black a grate without
+blacking myself." But little Phoebe promised so far to out-do her
+mother, that it seemed doubtful if she could "black herself" if she
+tried. Only the bloom of childhood could have resisted the polishing
+effects of yellow soap, as Phoebe's brow and cheeks did resist it. Her
+shining hair was--compressed into a plait that would have done credit to
+a rope-maker. Her pinafores were speckless, and as to her white Whitsun
+frock--Jack could think of nothing the least like Phoebe in that, except
+a snowy fantail strutting about the Dovecot roof; and, to say the truth,
+the likeness was most remarkable.
+
+It has been shown that Jack March had a mind to be master of his fate,
+and he did succeed in making friends with little Phoebe Shaw. This was
+before Miss Jenny's visit, but the incident shall be recorded here.
+
+Early on Sunday mornings it was Jack's custom to hide his work-day garb
+in an angle of the ivy-covered wall of the Dovecot garden, only letting
+his head appear over the top, from whence he watched to see Phoebe pass
+on her way to Sunday School, and to bewilder himself with the sight of
+her starched frock, and her airs with her Bible and Prayer-book, and
+class card, and clean pocket-handkerchief.
+
+Now, amongst the rest of her Sunday paraphernalia, Phoebe always carried
+a posy, made up with herbs and some strong smelling flowers.
+Countrywomen take mint and southernwood to a long hot service, as fine
+ladies take smelling-bottles (for it is a pleasant delusion with some
+writers that the weaker sex is a strong sex in the working classes). And
+though Phoebe did not suffer from "fainty feels" like her mother, she
+and her little playmates took posies to Sunday School, and refreshed
+their nerves in the stream of question and answer, and hair oil and
+corduroy, with all the airs of their elders.
+
+One day she lost her posy on her way to school, and her loss was Jack's
+opportunity. He had been waiting half-an-hour among the ivy, when he saw
+her just below him, fuzzling round and round like a kitten chasing
+its tail. He sprang to the top of the wall.
+
+"Have ye lost something?" he gasped.
+
+"My posy," said poor Phoebe, lifting her sweet eyes, which were full of
+tears.
+
+A second spring brought Jack into the dust at her feet, where he
+searched most faithfully, and was wandering along the path by which she
+had come, when she called him back.
+
+"Never mind," she said. "They'll most likely be dusty by now."
+
+Jack was not used to think the worse of anything for a coating of dust;
+but he paused, trying to solve the perpetual problem of his situation,
+and find out what the little maid really wanted.
+
+"'Twas only Old Man and marygolds," said she. "They're common enough."
+
+A light illumined Jack's understanding.
+
+"We've Old Man i' plenty. Wait, and I'll get thee a fresh posy." And he
+began to reclimb the wall.
+
+But Phoebe drew nearer. She stroked down her frock, and spoke mincingly
+but confidentially. "My mother says Daddy Darwin has red bergamot i' his
+garden. We've none i' ours. My mother always says there's nothing like
+red bergamot to take to church. She says it's a deal more refreshing
+than Old Man, and not so common. My mother says she's always meaning to
+ask Daddy Darwin to let us have a root to set; but she doesn't often see
+him, and when she does she doesn't think on. But she always says there's
+nothing like red bergamot, and my Aunt Nancy, she says the same."
+
+"_Red_ is it?" cried Jack. "You wait there, love." And before
+Phoebe could say him nay, he was over the wall and back again with his
+arms full.
+
+"Is it any o' this lot?" he inquired, dropping a small haycock of
+flowers at her feet.
+
+"Don't ye know one from t'other?" asked Phoebe, with round eyes of
+reproach. And spreading her clean kerchief on the grass she laid her
+Bible and Prayer-book and class card on it, and set vigorously and
+nattily to work, picking one flower and another from the fragrant
+confusion, nipping the stalks to even lengths, rejecting withered
+leaves, and instructing Jack as she proceeded.
+
+"I suppose ye know a rose? That's a double velvet.[4] They dry sweeter
+than lavender for linen. These dark red things is pheasants' eyes; but,
+dear, dear, what a lad! Ye'd dragged it up by the roots! And eh! what
+will Master Darwin say when he misses these pink hollyhocks And only in
+bud, too! _There's_ red Bergamot: smell it!"[5]
+
+[Footnote 4: Double velvet, an old summer rose, not common now It is
+described by Parkinson.]
+
+[Footnote 5: Red Bergamot, or Twinflower; _Monarda Didyma_.]
+
+It had barely touched Jack's willing nose when it was hastily withdrawn.
+Phoebe had caught sight of Polly and Susan Smith coming to school, and
+crying that she should be late and must run, the little maid picked up
+her paraphernalia (not forgetting the red bergamot), and fled down the
+lane. And Jack, with equal haste, snatched up the tell-tale heap of
+flowers and threw them into a disused pig-sty, where it was unlikely
+that Daddy Darwin would go to look for his poor pink hollyhocks.
+
+
+
+SCENE VII.
+
+
+April was a busy month in the Dovecot. Young birds were chipping the
+egg, parent birds were feeding their young or relieving each other on
+the nest, and Jack and his master were constantly occupied and excited.
+
+One night Daddy Darwin went to bed; but, though he was tired, he did not
+sleep long. He had sold a couple of handsome but quarrelsome pigeons, to
+advantage, and had added their price to the hoard in the bed-head. This
+had renewed his old fears, for the store was becoming very valuable; and
+he wondered if it had really escaped Jack's quick observation, or
+whether the boy knew about it, and, perhaps, talked about it. As he lay
+and worried himself he fancied he heard sounds without--the sound of
+footsteps and of voices. Then his heart beat till he could hear nothing
+else; then he could undoubtedly hear nothing at all; then he certainly
+heard something which probably was rats. And so he lay in a cold sweat,
+and pulled the rug over his face, and made up his mind to give the money
+to the parson, for the poor, if he was spared till daylight.
+
+He _was_ spared till daylight, and had recovered himself, and
+settled to leave the money where it was, when Jack rushed in from the
+pigeon-house with a face of dire dismay. He made one or two futile
+efforts to speak, and then unconsciously used the words Shakespeare has
+put into the mouth of Macduff, "All my pretty 'uns!" and so burst into
+tears.
+
+And when the old man made his way to the pigeon-house, followed by poor
+Jack, he found that the eggs were cold and the callow young shivering in
+deserted nests, and that every bird was gone. And then he remembered the
+robbers, and was maddened by the thought that whilst he lay expecting
+thieves to break in and steal his money he had let them get safely off
+with his whole stock of pigeons.
+
+Daddy Darwin had never taken up arms against his troubles, and this one
+crushed him.
+
+The fame and beauty of his house-doves were all that was left of
+prosperity about the place, and now there was nothing left--
+_nothing_! Below this dreary thought lay a far more bitter one,
+which he dared not confide to Jack. He had heard the robbers; he
+might have frightened them away; he might at least have given the lad a
+chance to save his pets, and not a care had crossed his mind except for
+the safety of his own old bones, and of those miserable savings in the
+bed-head, which he was enduring so much to scrape together (oh satire!)
+for a distant connection whom he had never seen. He crept back to the
+kitchen, and dropped in a heap upon the settle, and muttered to himself.
+Then his thoughts wandered. Supposing the pigeons were gone for good,
+would he ever make up his mind to take that money out of the money-hole,
+and buy a fresh stock? He knew he never would, and shrank into a meaner
+heap upon the settle as he said so to himself. He did not like to look
+his faithful lad in the face.
+
+Jack looked him in the face, and, finding no help there, acted pretty
+promptly behind his back. He roused the parish constable, and fetched
+that functionary to the Dovecot before he had had bite or sup to break
+his fast. He spread a meal for him and Daddy, and borrowed the Shaws'
+light cart whilst they were eating it. The Shaws were good farmer-folk,
+they sympathized most fully; and Jack was glad of a few words of pity
+from Phoebe. She said she had watched the pretty pets "many a score of
+times," which comforted more than one of Jack's heartstrings. Phoebe's
+mother paid respect to his sense and promptitude. He had acted exactly
+as she would have done.
+
+"Daddy was right enough about yon lad," she admitted. "He's not one to
+let the grass grow under his feet."
+
+And she gave him a good breakfast whilst the horse was being "put to."
+It pleased her that Jack jumped up and left half a delicious cold
+tea-cake behind him when the cart-wheels grated outside. Mrs. Shaw sent
+Phoebe to put the cake in his pocket, and "the Measter" helped Jack in
+and took the reins. He said he would "see Daddy Darwin through it," and
+added the weight of his opinion to that of the constable, that the
+pigeons had been taken to "a beastly low place" (as he put it) that had
+lately been set up for pigeon-shooting in the outskirts of the
+neighboring town.
+
+They paused no longer at the Dovecot than was needed to hustle Daddy
+Darwin on to the seat beside Master Shaw, and for Jack to fill his
+pockets with peas, and take his place beside the constable. He had
+certain ideas of his own on the matter, which were not confused by the
+jogtrot of the light cart, which did give a final jumble to poor Daddy
+Darwin's faculties.
+
+No wonder they were jumbled! The terrors of the night past, the shock of
+the morning, the completeness of the loss, the piteous sight in the
+pigeon-house, remorseful shame, and then--after all these years, during
+which he had not gone half a mile from his own hearthstone--to be set up
+for all the world to see, on the front seat of a market-cart, back to
+back with the parish constable, and jogged off as if miles were nothing,
+and crowded streets were nothing, and the Beaulieu Gardens were nothing;
+Master Shaw talking away as easily as if they were sitting in two
+armchairs, and making no more of "stepping into" a lawyer's office, and
+"going on" to the Town Hall, than if he were talking of stepping up to
+his own bedchamber or going out into the garden!
+
+That day passed like a dream, and Daddy Darwin remembered what happened
+in it as one remembers visions of the night.
+
+He had a vision (a very unpleasing vision) of the proprietor of the
+Beaulieu Gardens, a big greasy man, with sinister eyes very close
+together, and a hook nose, and a heavy watch chain, and a bullying
+voice. He browbeat the constable very soon, and even bullied Master Shaw
+into silence. No help was to be had from him in his loud indignation at
+being supposed to traffic with thieves.
+
+When he turned the tables by talking of slander, loss of time, and
+compensation, Daddy Darwin smelt money, and tremblingly whispered to
+Master Shaw to apologize and get out of it. "They're gone for good," he
+almost sobbed: "Gone for good, like all t' rest! And I'll not be long
+after 'em."
+
+But even as he spoke he heard a sound which made him lift up his head.
+It was Jack's call at feeding-time to the pigeons at the Dovecot. And
+quick following on this most musical and most familiar sound there came
+another. The old man put both his lean hands behind his ears to be sure
+that he heard it aright--the sound of wings--the wings of a dove!
+
+The other men heard it and ran in. Whilst they were wrangling, Jack had
+slipped past them, and had made his way into a weird enclosure in front
+of the pigeon-house. And there they found him, with all the captive
+pigeons coming to his call; flying, fluttering, strutting, nestling from
+head to foot of him, he scattering peas like hail.
+
+He was the first to speak, and not a choke in his voice. His iron
+temperament was at white heat, and, as he afterwards said, he "cared no
+more for yon dirty chap wi' the big nose, nor if he were a _ratten_[6]
+in a hay-loft!"
+
+[Footnote 6: _Anglice_ Rat.]
+
+"These is ours," he said, shortly. "I'll count 'em over, and see if
+they're right. There was only one young 'un that could fly. A white
+'un." ("It's here," interpolated Master Shaw.) "I'll pack 'em i' yon,"
+and Jack turned his thumb to a heap of hampers in a corner. "T' carrier
+can leave t' baskets at t' toll-bar next Saturday, and ye may send your
+lad for 'em, if ye keep one."
+
+The proprietor of the Beaulieu Gardens was not a man easily abashed, but
+most of the pigeons were packed before he had fairly resumed his
+previous powers of speech. Then, as Master Shaw said, he talked "on the
+other side of his mouth." Most willing was he to help to bring to
+justice the scoundrels who had deceived him and robbed Mr. Darwin, but
+he feared they would be difficult to trace. His own feeling was that of
+wishing for pleasantness among neighbors. The pigeons had been found at
+the Gardens. That was enough. He would be glad to settle the business
+out of court.
+
+Daddy Darwin heard the chink of the dirty man's money, and would have
+compounded the matter then and there. But not so the parish constable,
+who saw himself famous; and not so Jack, who turned eyes of smouldering
+fire on Master Shaw.
+
+"Maester Shaw! you'll not let them chaps get off? Daddy's mazelin' wi'
+trouble, sir, but I reckon you'll see to it."
+
+"If it costs t' worth of the pigeons ten times over, I'll see to it, my
+lad," was Master Shaw's reply. And the parish constable rose even to a
+vein of satire as he avenged himself of the man who had slighted his
+office. "Settle it out of court? Aye! I dare say. And send t' same chaps
+to fetch 'em away again t' night after. Nay--bear a hand with this
+hamper, Maester Shaw, if you please--if it's all t' same to you, Mr.
+Proprietor, I think we shall have to trouble you to step up to t' Town
+Hall by-and-by, and see if we can't get shut of them mistaking friends
+o' yours for three months any way."
+
+If that day was a trying one to Daddy Darwin the night that followed it
+was far worse. The thieves were known to the police, and the case was
+down to come on at the Town Hall the following morning; but meanwhile
+the constable thought fit to keep the pigeons under his own charge in
+the village lock-up. Jack refused to be parted from his birds, and
+remained with them, leaving Daddy Darwin alone in the Dovecot. He dared
+not go to bed, and it was not a pleasant night that he spent, dozing
+with weariness, and starting up with fright, in an arm-chair facing the
+money-hole.
+
+Some things that he had been nervous about he got quite used to,
+however. He bore himself with sufficient dignity in the publicity of the
+Town Hall, where a great sensation was created by the pigeons being let
+loose without, and coming to Jack's call. Some of them fed from the
+boy's lips, and he was the hero of the hour, to Daddy Darwin's delight.
+
+Then the lawyer and the lawyer's office proved genial and comfortable to
+him. He liked civil ways and smooth speech, and understood them far
+better than Master Shaw's brevity and uncouthness. The lawyer chatted
+kindly and intelligently; he gave Daddy Darwin wine and biscuit, and
+talked of the long standing of the Darwin family and its vicissitudes;
+he even took down some fat yellow books, and showed the old man how many
+curious laws had been made from time to time for the special protection
+of pigeons in Dovecots, very ancient statutes making the killing of a
+house-dove felony. Then 1 James I. c. 29 awarded three months'
+imprisonment "without bail or main price" to any person who should
+"shoot at, kill, or destroy with any gun, crossbow, stone-bow, or
+longbow, any house-dove or pigeon;" but allowed an alternative fine of
+twenty shillings to be paid to the churchwardens of the parish for the
+benefit of the poor. Daddy Darwin hoped there was no such alternative in
+this case, and it proved that by 2 Geo. III. c. 29, the twenty-shilling
+fine was transferred to the owner of birds; at which point another
+client called, and the polite lawyer left Daddy to study the laws by
+himself.
+
+It was when Jack as helping Master Shaw to put the horse into the cart,
+after the trial was over, that the farmer said to him, "I don't want to
+put you about, my lad, but I'm afraid you won't keep your master long.
+T'old gentleman's breaking up, mark my words! Constable and me was going
+into the _George_ for a glass, and Master Darwin left us and went
+back to the office. I says, 'What are ye going back to t' lawyer for?'
+and he says, 'I don't mind telling you, Master Shaw, but it's to make my
+will.' And off he goes. Now, there's only two more things between that
+and death, Jack March! And one's the parson, and t' other's the doctor."
+
+
+
+SCENE VIII.
+
+
+Little Phoebe Shaw coming out of the day school, and picking her way
+home to tea, was startled by folk running past her, and by a sound of
+cheering from the far end of the village, which gradually increased in
+volume, and was caught up by the bystanders as they ran. When Phoebe
+heard that it was "Constable, and Master Shaw, and Daddy Darwin and his
+lad, coming home, and the pigeons along wi' 'em," she felt inclined to
+run too; but a fit of shyness came over her, and she demurely decided to
+wait by the school-gate till they came her way. They did not come. They
+stopped. What were they doing? Another bystander explained, "They're
+shaking hands wi' Daddy, and I reckon they're making him put up t' birds
+here, to see 'em go home to t' Dovecot."
+
+Phoebe ran as if for her life. She loved beast and bird as well as Jack
+himself, and the fame of Daddy Darwin's doves was great. To see them put
+up by him to fly home after such an adventure was a sight not lightly to
+be forgone.
+
+The crowd had moved to a hillock in a neighboring field before she
+touched its outskirts. By that time it pretty well numbered the
+population of the village, from the oldest inhabitant to the youngest
+that could run. Phoebe had her mother's courage and resource. Chirping
+out feebly but clearly, "I'm Maester Shaw's little lass, will ye let me
+through?" she was passed from hand to hand, till her little fingers
+found themselves in Jack's tight clasp, and he fairly lifted her to her
+father's side.
+
+She was just in time. Some of the birds had hung about Jack, nervous, or
+expecting peas; but the hesitation was past. Free in the sweet
+sunshine--beating down the evening air with silver wings and their
+feathers like gold--ignorant of cold eggs and callow young dead in
+deserted nests--sped on their way by such a roar as rarely shook the
+village in its body corporate--they flew straight home--to Daddy
+Darwin's Dovecot.
+
+
+
+SCENE IX.
+
+
+Daddy Darwin lived a good many years after making his will, and the
+Dovecot prospered in his hands.
+
+It would be more just to say that it prospered in the hands of Jack
+March.
+
+By hook and by crook he increased the live stock about the place. Folk
+were kind to one who had set so excellent an example to other farm lads,
+though he lacked the primal virtue of belonging to the neighborhood. He
+bartered pigeons for fowls, and some one gave him a sitting of eggs to
+"see what he would make of 'em." Master Shaw gave him a little pig, with
+kind words and good counsel; and Jack cleaned out the disused pigstys,
+which were never disused again. He scrubbed his pigs with soap and water
+as if they had been Christians, and the admirable animals regardless of
+the pork they were coming to, did him infinite credit, and brought him a
+profit into the bargain, which he spent on ducks' eggs, and other
+additions to his farmyard family.
+
+The Shaws were very kind to him; and if Mrs. Shaw's secrets must be
+told, it was because Phoebe was so unchangeably and increasingly kind to
+him, that she sent the pretty maid (who had a knack of knowing her own
+mind about things) to service.
+
+Jack March was a handsome, stalwart youth now, of irreproachable
+conduct, and with qualities which Mrs. Shaw particularly prized; but he
+was but a farm-lad, and no match for her daughter.
+
+Jack only saw his sweetheart once during several years. She had not been
+well, and was at home for the benefit of "native air." He walked over
+the hill with her as they returned from church, and lived on the
+remembrance of that walk for two or three years more. Phoebe had given
+him her Prayer-book to carry, and he had found a dead flower in it, and
+had been jealous. She had asked if he knew what it was, and he had
+replied fiercely that he did not, and was not sure that he cared to
+know.
+
+"Ye never did know much about flowers," said Phoebe, demurely, "it's red
+bergamot."
+
+"I love--red bergamot," he whispered penitently. "And thou owes me a
+bit. I gave thee some once." And Phoebe had let him put the withered
+bits into his own hymn-book, which was more than he deserved.
+
+Jack was still in the choir, and taught in the Sunday School where he
+used to learn. The parson's daughter had had her own way; Daddy Darwin
+grumbled at first, but in the end he got a bottle-green Sunday-coat out
+of the oak-press that matched the bedstead, and put the house-key into
+his pocket, and went to church too. Now, for years past he had not
+failed to take his place, week by week, in the pew that was
+traditionally appropriated to the use of the Darwins of Dovecot. In such
+an hour the sordid cares of the secret panel weighed less heavily on his
+soul, and the things that are not seen came nearer--the house not made
+with hands, the treasures that rust and moth corrupt not, and which
+thieves do not break through to steal.
+
+Daddy Darwin died of old age. As his health failed, Jack nursed him with
+the tenderness of a woman; and kind inquiries, and dainties which Jack
+could not have cooked, came in from many quarters where it pleased the
+old man to find that he was held in respect and remembrance.
+
+One afternoon, coming in from the farmyard, Jack found him sitting by
+the kitchen-table as he lad left him, but with a dread look of change
+upon his face. At first he feared there had been "a stroke," but Daddy
+Darwin's mind was clear and his voice firmer than usual.
+
+"My lad," he said, "fetch me yon tea-pot out of the corner cupboard. T'
+one wi' a pole-house[7] painted on it, and some letters. Take care how
+ye shift it. It were t' merry feast-pot[8] at my christening, and yon's
+t' letters of my father's and mother's names. Take off t' lid. There's
+two bits of paper in the inside."
+
+[Footnote 7: A _pole-house_ is a small dovecot on the top of a pole.]
+
+[Footnote 8: "Merry feast-pot" is a name given to old pieces of ware,
+made in local potteries for local festivals.]
+
+Jack did as he was bid, and laid the papers (one small and yellow with
+age, the other bigger, and blue, and neatly written upon) at his
+master's right hand.
+
+"Read yon," said the old man, pushing the small one towards him. Jack
+took it up wondering. It was the letter he had written from the
+workhouse fifteen years before. That was all he could see. The past
+surged up too thickly before his eyes, and tossing it impetuously from
+him, he dropped on a chair by the table, and snatching Daddy Darwin's
+hands he held them to his face with tears.
+
+"GOD bless thee!" he sobbed. "You've been a good maester to me!"
+
+"_Daddy_," wheezed the old man. "_Daddy_, not maester." And
+drawing his right hand away, he laid it solemnly on the young man's
+head. "GOD bless _thee_, and reward thee. What have I done i' my
+feckless life to deserve a son? But if ever a lad earned a father and a
+home, thou hast earned 'em, Jack March."
+
+He moved his hand again and laid it trembling on the paper.
+
+"Every word i' this letter ye've made good. Every word, even to t' bit
+at the end. 'I love them tumblers as if they were my own,' says you.
+Lift thee head, lad, and look at me. _They are thy own!_... Yon
+blue paper's my last will and testament, made many a year back by Mr.
+Brown, of Green Street, Solicitor, and a very nice gentleman too; and
+witnessed by his clerks, two decent young chaps, and civil enough, but
+with too much watchchain for their situation. Jack March, my son, I have
+left thee maester of Dovecot and all that I have. And there's a bit of
+money in t' bed-head that'll help thee to make a fair start, and to bury
+me decently atop of my father and mother. Ye may let Bill Sexton toll an
+hour-bell for me, for I'm a old standard, if I never were good for much.
+Maybe I might ha' done better if things had happened in a different
+fashion; but the Lord knows all. I'd like a hymn at the grave, Jack, if
+the Vicar has no objections, and do thou sing if thee can. Don't fret,
+my son, thou'fet no cause. Twas that sweet voice o' thine took me back
+again to public worship, and it's not t' least of all I owe thee, Jack
+March. A poor reason lad, for taking up with a neglected duty--a poor
+reason--but the Lord is a GOD of mercy, or there'd be small chance for
+most on us. If Miss Jenny and her husband come to t' Vicarage this
+summer, say I left her my duty and an old man's blessing; and if she
+wants any roots out of t' garden, give 'em her, and give her yon old
+chest that stands in the back chamber. It belonged to an uncle of my
+mother's--a Derbyshire man. They say her husband's a rich gentleman, and
+treats her very well. I reckon she may have what she's a mind, new and
+polished, but she's always for old lumber. They're a whimsical lot,
+gentle and simple. A talking of _women_, Jack, I've a word to say,
+if I can fetch my breath to say it. Lad! as sure as you're maester of
+Dovecot, you'll give it a missus. Now take heed to me. If ye fetch any
+woman home here but Phoebe Shaw, I'll _walk_, and scare ye away
+from t' old place. I'm willing for Phoebe, and I charge ye to tell the
+lass so hereafter. And tell her it's not because she's fair--too many on
+'em are that; and not because she's thrifty and houseproud--her mother's
+that, and she's no favorite of mine; but because I've watched her
+whenever t' ould cat 's let her be at home, and it's my belief that she
+loves ye, knowing nought of _this_" (he laid his hand upon the
+will), "and that she'll stick to ye, choose what her folks may say. Aye,
+aye, she's not one of t' sort that quits a falling house--_like
+rattens_."
+
+Language fails to convey the bitterness which the old man put into these
+last two words. It exhausted him, and his mind wandered. When he had to
+some extent recovered himself he spoke again, but very feebly.
+
+"Tak' my duty to the Vicar, lad, Daddy Darwin's duty, and say he's at t'
+last feather of the shuttle, and would be thankful for the Sacrament."
+
+The Parson had come and gone. Daddy Darwin did not care to lie down, he
+breathed with difficulty; so Jack made him easy in a big armchair, and
+raked up the fire with cinders, and took a chair on the other side of
+the hearth to watch with him. The old man slept comfortably and at last,
+much wearied, the young man dozed also.
+
+He awoke because Daddy Darwin moved, but for a moment he thought he must
+be dreaming. So erect the old man stood, and with such delight in his
+wide-open eyes. They were looking over Jack's head.
+
+All that the lad had never seen upon his face seemed to have come back
+to it--youth, hope, resolution, tenderness. His lips were trembling with
+the smile of acutest joy.
+
+Suddenly he stretched out his arms, and crying, "Alice!" started forward
+and fell--dead--on the breast of his adopted son.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Craw! Craw! Craw! The crows flapped slowly home, and the Gaffers moved
+off too. The sun was down, and "damps" are bad for "rheumatics."
+
+"It's a strange tale," said Gaffer II., "but if all's true ye tell me,
+there's not too many like him."
+
+"That's right enough," Gaffer I. admitted. "He's been t' same all
+through, and ye should ha' seen the burying he gave t' old chap. He was
+rare and good to him by all accounts, and never gainsaid him ought,
+except i' not lifting his voice as he should ha' done at t' grave. Jacks
+sings a bass solo as well as any man i' t' place, but he stood yonder,
+for all t' world like one of them crows, black o' visage, and black wi'
+funeral clothes, and choked with crying like a child i'stead of a man."
+
+"Well, well, t' old chap were all he had, I reckon," said Gaffer II.
+
+"_That's_ right enough; and for going backwards, as ye may say, and
+setting a wild graff on an old standard, yon will's done well for DADDY
+DARWIN'S DOVECOT."
+
+
+
+
+THE BLIND MAN AND THE TALKING DOG.
+
+
+There was once an old man whom Fortune (whose own eyes are bandaged) had
+deprived of his sight. She had taken his hearing also, so that he was
+deaf. Poor he had always been, and as Time had stolen his youth and
+strength from him, they had only left a light burden for Death to carry
+when he should come the old man's way.
+
+But Love (who is blind also) had given the Blind Man a Dog, who led him
+out in the morning to a seat in the sun under the crab-tree, and held
+his hat for wayside alms, and brought him safely home at sunset.
+
+The Dog was wise and faithful--as dogs often are--but the wonder of him
+was that he could talk. In which will be seen the difference between
+dogs and men, most of whom can talk; whilst it is a matter for
+admiration if they are wise and faithful.
+
+One day the Mayor's little son came down the road, and by the hand he
+held his playmate Aldegunda.
+
+"Give the poor Blind Man a penny," said she.
+
+"You are always wanting me to give away my money," replied the boy
+peevishly. "It is well that my father is the richest man in the town,
+and that I have a whole silver crown yet in my pocket."
+
+But he put the penny into the hat which the Dog held out, and the Dog
+gave it to his master.
+
+"Heaven bless you," said the Blind Man.
+
+"Amen," said the Dog.
+
+"Aldegunda! Aldegunda!" cried the boy, dancing with delight. "Here is a
+dog who can talk. I would give my silver crown for him. Old man, I say,
+old man! Will you sell me your dog for a silver crown?"
+
+"My master is deaf as well as blind," said the Dog.
+
+"What a miserable old creature he must be," said the boy
+compassionately.
+
+"Men do not smile when they are miserable, do they?" said the Dog; "and
+my master smiles sometimes--when the sun warms right through our coats
+to our bones; when he feels the hat shake against his knee as the
+pennies drop in; and when I lick his hand."
+
+"But for all that, he is a poor wretched old beggar, in want of
+everything," persisted the boy. "Now I am the Mayor's only son, and he
+is the richest man in the town. Come and live with me, and I will give
+the Blind Man my silver crown. I should be perfectly happy if I had a
+talking dog of my own."
+
+"It is worth thinking of," said the Dog. "I should certainly like a
+master who was perfectly happy. You are sure that there is nothing else
+that you wish for?"
+
+"I wish I were a man," replied the boy. "To do exactly as I chose, and
+have plenty of money to spend, and holidays all the year round."
+
+"That sounds well," said the Dog. "Perhaps I had better wait till you
+grow up. There is nothing else that you want, I suppose?"
+
+"I want a horse," said the boy, "a real black charger. My father ought
+to know that I am too old for a hobby-horse. It vexes me to look at it."
+
+"I must wait for the charger, I see," said the Dog. "Nothing vexes you
+but the hobby-horse, I hope?"
+
+"Aldegunda vexes me more than anything," answered the boy, with an
+aggrieved air; "and it's very hard when I am so fond of her. She always
+tumbles down when we run races, her legs are so short. It's her birthday
+to-day, but she toddles as badly as she did yesterday, though she's a
+year older."
+
+"She will have learned to run by the time that you are a man," said the
+Dog. "So nice a little lady can give you no other cause of annoyance, I
+am sure?"
+
+The boy frowned.
+
+"She is always wanting something. She wants something now, I see. What
+do you want, Aldegunda?"
+
+"I wish--" said Aldegunda, timidly,--"I should like--the blind man to
+have the silver crown, and for us to keep the penny, if you can get it
+back out of the hat."
+
+"That's just the way you go on," said the boy, angrily. "You always
+think differently from me. Now remember, Aldegunda, I won't marry you
+when you grow big, unless you agree with what I do, like the wife in the
+story of 'What the Goodman does is sure to be right.'"
+
+On hearing this Aldegunda sobbed till she burst the strings of her hat,
+and the boy had to tie them afresh.
+
+"I won't marry you at all if you cry," said he.
+
+But at that she only cried the more, and they went away bickering into
+the green lanes.
+
+As to the old man, he had heard nothing; and when the dog licked his
+withered hand he smiled.
+
+Many a time did the boy return with his playmate to try and get the
+Talking Dog. But the Dog always asked if he had yet got all that he
+wanted, and, being an honorable child, the boy was too truthful to say
+that he was content when he was not.
+
+"The day that you want nothing more but me I will be your dog," it said.
+"Unless, indeed, my present master should have attained perfect
+happiness before you."
+
+"I am not afraid of that," said the boy.
+
+In time the Mayor died, and his widow moved to her native town and took
+her son with her.
+
+Years passed, and the Blind Man lived on; for when one gets very old and
+keeps very quiet in his little corner of the world, Death seems
+sometimes to forget to remove him.
+
+Years passed, and the Mayor's son became a man, and was strong and rich,
+and had a fine black charger. Aldegunda grew up also. She was very
+beautiful, wonderfully beautiful, and Love (who is blind) gave her to
+her old playmate.
+
+The wedding was a fine one, and when it was over the bridegroom mounted
+his black charger and took his bride behind him, and rode away into the
+green lanes.
+
+"Ah, what delight!" he said. "Now we will ride through the town where we
+lived when we were children; and if the Blind Man is still alive, you
+shall give him a silver crown; and if the Talking Dog is alive, I shall
+claim him, for to-day I am perfectly happy and want nothing."
+
+Aldegunda thought to herself--"We are so happy, and have so much, that I
+do not like to take the Blind Man's dog from him;" but she did not dare
+to say so. One--if not two--must bear and forbear to be happy even on
+one's wedding day.
+
+By-and-bye they rode under the crab-tree, but the seat was empty. "What
+has become of the Blind Man?" the Mayor's son asked of a peasant who was
+near.
+
+"He died two days ago," said the peasant. "He is buried to-day, and the
+priest and chanters are now returning from the grave."
+
+"And the Talking Dog?" asked the young man.
+
+"He is at the grave now," said the peasant; "but he has neither spoken
+nor eaten since his master died."
+
+"We have come in the nick of time," said the young man triumphantly, and
+he rode to the churchyard.
+
+By the grave was the dog, as the man had said, and up the winding path
+came the priest and his young chanters, who sang with shrill, clear
+voices--"Blessed are the dead who die in the Lord."
+
+"Come and live with me, now your old master is gone," said the young
+man, stooping over the dog. But he made no reply.
+
+"I think he is dead, sir," said the grave-digger.
+
+"I don't believe it," said the young man fretfully. "He was an Enchanted
+Dog, and he promised I should have him when I could say what I am ready
+to say now. He should have kept his promise."
+
+But Aldegunda had taken the dog's cold head into her arms, and her tears
+fell fast over it.
+
+"You forget," she said; "he only promised to come to you when you were
+happy, if his old master were not happier first; and, perhaps--"
+
+"I remember that you always disagree with me," said the young man,
+impatiently. "You always did do so. Tears on our wedding-day, too! I
+suppose the truth is that no one is happy."
+
+Aldegunda made no answer, for it is not from those one loves that he
+will willingly learn that with a selfish and imperious temper happiness
+never dwells.
+
+And as they rode away again into the green lanes, the shrill voices of
+the chanters followed them--"Blessed are the dead. Blessed are the
+dead."
+
+
+
+
+"SO-SO."
+
+
+"Be sure, my child," said the widow to her little daughter, "that you
+always do just as you are told."
+
+"Very well, Mother."
+
+"Or at any rate do what will do just as well," said the small house-dog,
+as he lay blinking at the fire.
+
+"You darling!" cried little Joan, and she sat down on the hearth and
+hugged him. But he got up and shook himself, and moved three turns
+nearer the oven, to be out of the way; for though her arms were soft she
+had kept her doll in them, and that was made of wood, which hurts.
+
+"What a dear, kind house-dog you are!" said little Joan, and she meant
+what she said, for it does feel nice to have the sharp edges of one's
+duty a little softened off for one.
+
+He was no particular kind of a dog, but he was very smooth to stroke,
+and had a nice way of blinking with his eyes, which it was soothing to
+see. There had been a difficulty about his name. The name of the
+house-dog before him was Faithful, and well it became him, as his
+tombstone testified. The one before that was called Wolf. He was very
+wild, and ended his days on the gallows, for worrying sheep. The little
+house-dog never chased anything, to the widow's knowledge. There was no
+reason whatever for giving him a bad name, and she thought of several
+good ones, such as Faithful, and Trusty, and Keeper, which are fine
+old-fashioned titles, but none of these seemed quite perfectly to suit
+him. So he was called So-so; and a very nice soft name it is.
+
+The widow was only a poor woman, though she contrived by her industry to
+keep a decent home together, and to get now one and now another little
+comfort for herself and her child.
+
+One day she was going out on business, and she called her little
+daughter and said to her, "I am going out for two hours. You are too
+young to protect yourself and the house, and So-so is not as strong as
+Faithful was. But when I go, shut the house-door and bolt the big wooden
+bar, and be sure that you do not open it for any reason whatever till I
+return. If strangers come, So-so may bark, which he can do as well as a
+bigger dog. Then they will go away. With this summer's savings I have
+bought a quilted petticoat for you and a duffle cloak for myself against
+the winter, and if I get the work I am going after to-day, I shall buy
+enough wool to knit warm stockings for us both. So be patient till I
+return, and then we will have the plumcake that is in the cupboard for
+tea."
+
+"Thank you, Mother."
+
+"Good-bye, my child. Be sure you do just as I have told you," said the
+widow.
+
+"Very well, Mother."
+
+Little Joan laid down her doll, and shut the house-door, and fastened
+the big bolt. It was very heavy, and the kitchen looked gloomy when she
+had done it.
+
+"I wish Mother had taken us all three with her, and had locked the house
+and put the key in her big pocket, as she has done before," said little
+Joan, as she got into the rocking-chair, to put her doll to sleep.
+
+"Yes, it would have done just as well," So-so replied as he stretched
+himself on the hearth.
+
+By-and-bye Joan grew tired of hushabying the doll, who looked none the
+sleepier for it, and she took the three-legged stool and sat down in
+front of the clock to watch the hands. After a while she drew a deep
+sigh.
+
+"There are sixty seconds in every single minute, So-so," said she.
+
+"So I have heard," said So-so. He was snuffing in the back place, which
+was not usually allowed.
+
+"And sixty whole minutes in every hour, So-so."
+
+"You don't say so!" growled So-so. He had not found a bit, and the cake
+was on the top shelf. There was not so much as a spilt crumb, though he
+snuffed in every corner of the kitchen, till he stood snuffing under the
+house-door.
+
+"The air smells fresh," he said.
+
+"It's a beautiful day, I know," said little Joan. "I wish Mother had
+allowed us to sit on the doorstep. We could have taken care of the
+house--"
+
+"Just as well," said So-so.
+
+Little Joan came to smell the air at the keyhole, and, as So-so had
+said, it smelt very fresh. Besides, one could see from the window how
+fine the evening was.
+
+"It's not exactly what Mother told us to do," said Joan, "but I do
+believe--"
+
+"It would do just as well," said So-so.
+
+By-and-bye little Joan unfastened the bar, and opened the door, and she
+and the doll and So-so went out and sat on the doorstep.
+
+Not a stranger was to be seen. The sun shone delightfully. An evening
+sun, and not too hot. All day it had been ripening the corn in the field
+close by, and this glowed and waved in the breeze.
+
+"It does just as well, and better," said little Joan, "for if anyone
+comes we can see him coming up the field-path."
+
+"Just so," said So-so, blinking in the sunshine.
+
+Suddenly Joan jumped up.
+
+"Oh!" cried she, "there's a bird, a big bird. Dear So-so, can you see
+him? I can't, because of the sun. What a queer noise he makes. Crake!
+crake! Oh, I can see him now! He is not flying, he is running, and he
+has gone into the corn. I do wish I were in the corn, I would catch him,
+and put him in a cage."
+
+"I'll catch him," said So-so, and he put up his tail, and started off.
+
+"No, no!" cried Joan. "You are not to go. You must stay and take care of
+the house, and bark if any one comes."
+
+"You could scream, and that would do just as well," replied So-so, with
+his tail still up.
+
+"No, it wouldn't," cried little Joan.
+
+"Yes, it would," reiterated So-so.
+
+Whilst they were bickering, an old woman came up to the door; she had a
+brown face, and black hair, and a very old red cloak.
+
+"Good evening, my little dear," said she. "Are you all at home this fine
+evening?"
+
+"Only three of us," said Joan; "I, and my doll, and So-so. Mother' has
+gone to the town on business, and we are taking care of the house, but
+So-so wants to go after the bird we saw run into the corn."
+
+"Was it a pretty bird, my little dear?" asked the old woman.
+
+"It was a very curious one," said Joan, "and I should like to go after
+it myself, but we can't leave the house."
+
+"Dear, dear! Is there no neighbor would sit on the doorstep for you and
+keep the house till you just slip down to the field after the curious
+bird?" said the old woman.
+
+"I'm afraid not," said little Joan. "Old Martha, our neighbor, is now
+bedridden. Of course, if she had been able to mind the house instead of
+us, it would have done just as well."
+
+"I have some distance to go this evening," said the old woman, "but I do
+not object to a few minutes' rest, and sooner than that you should lose
+the bird I will sit on the doorstep to oblige you, while you run down to
+the cornfield."
+
+"But can you bark if any one comes?" asked little Joan. "For if you
+can't, So-so must stay with you."
+
+"I can call you and the dog if I see any one coming, and that will do
+just as well," said the old woman.
+
+"So it will," replied little Joan, and off she ran to the cornfield,
+where, for that matter, So-so had run before her, and was bounding and
+barking and springing among the wheat stalks.
+
+They did not catch the bird, though they stayed longer than they had
+intended, and though So-so seemed to know more about hunting than was
+supposed.
+
+"I dare say mother has come home," said little Joan, as they went back
+up the field-path. "I hope she won't think we ought to have stayed in
+the house."
+
+"It was taken care of," said So-so, "and that must do just as well."
+
+When they reached the house, the widow had not come home.
+
+But the old woman had gone, and she had taken the quilted petticoat and
+the duffle cloak, and the plum-cake from the top shelf away with her;
+and no more was ever heard of any of the lot.
+
+"For the future, my child," said the widow, "I hope you will always do
+just as you are told, whatever So-so may say."
+
+"I will, Mother," said little Joan (And she did.) But the house-dog sat
+and blinked. He dared not speak, he was in disgrace.
+
+I do not feel quite sure about So-so. Wild dogs often amend their ways
+far on this side of the gallows, and the faithful sometimes fall; but
+when any one begins by being only So-so, he is very apt to be So-so to
+the end. So-sos so seldom change.
+
+But this one was _very_ soft and nice, and he got no cake that
+tea-time. On the whole, we will hope that he lived to be a good dog ever
+after.
+
+
+
+
+THE TRINITY FLOWER.
+
+A LEGEND.
+
+
+ "Break forth, my lips, in praise, and own
+ The wiser love severely kind:
+ Since, richer for its chastening grown,
+ I see, whereas I once was blind."
+ _The Clear Vision, J. G. Whittler_
+
+
+In days of yore there was once a certain hermit, who dwelt in a cell,
+which he had fashioned for himself from a natural cave in the side of a
+hill.
+
+Now this hermit had a great love for flowers, and was moreover learned
+in the virtues of herbs, and in that great mystery of healing which lies
+hidden among the green things of God. And so it came to pass that the
+country people from all parts came to him for the simples which grew in
+the little garden which he had made before his cell. And as his fame
+spread, and more people came to him, he added more and more to the plat
+which he had reclaimed from the waste land around.
+
+But after many years there came a spring when the colors of the flowers
+seemed paler to the hermit than they used to be; and as summer drew on
+their shapes became indistinct, and he mistook one plant for another;
+and when autumn came, he told them by their various scents, and by their
+form, rather than by sight; and when the flowers were gone, and winter
+had come, the hermit was quite blind.
+
+Now in the hamlet below there lived a boy who had become known to the
+hermit on this manner. On the edge of the hermit's garden there grew two
+crab trees, from the fruit of which he made every year a certain
+confection which was very grateful to the sick. One year many of these
+crab-apples were stolen, and the sick folk of the hamlet had very little
+conserve. So the following year, as the fruit was ripening, the hermit
+spoke every day to those who came to his cell, saying:--
+
+"I pray you, good people, to make it known that he who robs these crab
+trees, robs not me alone, which is dishonest, but the sick, which is
+inhuman."
+
+And yet once more the crab-apples were taken.
+
+The following evening, as the hermit sat on the side of the hill, he
+overheard two boys disputing about the theft.
+
+"It must either have been a very big man, or a small boy to do it," said
+one. "So I say, and I have my reason."
+
+"And what is thy reason, Master Wiseacre?" asked the other.
+
+"The fruit is too high to be plucked except by a very big man," said the
+first boy. "And the branches are not strong enough for any but a child
+to climb."
+
+"Canst thou think of no other way to rob an apple-tree but by standing
+a-tip-toe, or climbing up to the apples, when they should come down to
+thee?" said the second boy. "Truly thy head will never save thy heels;
+but here's a riddle for thee:
+
+ "Riddle me riddle me re,
+ Four big brothers are we;
+ We gather the fruit, but climb never a tree.
+
+"Who are they?"
+
+"Four tall robbers, I suppose," said the other.
+
+"Tush!" cried his comrade. "They are the four winds; and when they
+whistle, down falls the ripest. But others can shake besides the winds,
+as I will show thee if thou hast any doubts in the matter."
+
+And as he spoke he sprang to catch the other boy, who ran from him; and
+they chased each other down the hill, and the hermit heard no more.
+
+But as he turned to go home he said, "The thief was not far away when
+thou stoodst near. Nevertheless, I will have patience. It needs not that
+I should go to seek thee, for what saith the Scripture? _Thy sin_
+will find thee out." And he made conserve of such apples as were left,
+and said nothing.
+
+Now after a certain time a plague broke out in the hamlet; and it was so
+sore, and there were so few to nurse the many who were sick, that,
+though it was not the wont of the hermit ever to leave his place, yet in
+their need he came down and ministered to the people in the village. And
+one day, as he passed a certain house, he heard moans from within, and
+entering, he saw lying upon a bed a boy who tossed and moaned in fever,
+and cried out most miserably that his throat was parched and burning.
+And when the hermit looked upon his face, behold it was the boy who had
+given the riddle of the four winds upon the side of the hill.
+
+Then the hermit fed him with some of the confection which he had with
+him, and it was so grateful to the boy's parched palate, that he thanked
+and blessed the hermit aloud, and prayed him to leave a morsel of it
+behind, to soothe his torments in the night.
+
+Then said the hermit, "My Son, I would that I had more of this
+confection, for the sake of others as well as for thee. But indeed I
+have only two trees which bear the fruit whereof this is made; and in
+two successive years have the apples been stolen by some thief, thereby
+robbing not only me, which is dishonest, but the poor, which is
+inhuman."
+
+Then the boy's theft came back to his mind, and he burst into tears, and
+cried, "My Father, I took the crab-apples!"
+
+And after awhile he recovered his health; the plague also abated in the
+hamlet, and the hermit went back to his cell. But the boy would
+thenceforth never leave him, always wishing to show his penitence and
+gratitude. And though the hermit sent him away, he ever returned,
+saying,
+
+"Of what avail is it to drive me from thee, since I am resolved to serve
+thee, even as Samuel served Eli, and Timothy ministered unto St. Paul?"
+
+But the hermit said, "My rule is to live alone, and without companions;
+wherefore begone."
+
+And when the boy still came, he drove him from the garden.
+
+Then the boy wandered far and wide, over moor and bog, and gathered rare
+plants and herbs, and laid them down near the hermit's cell. And when
+the hermit was inside, the boy came into the garden, and gathered the
+stones and swept the paths, and tied up such plants as were drooping,
+and did all neatly and well, for he was a quick and skilful lad. And
+when the hermit said,
+
+"Thou hast done well, and I thank thee; but now begone," he only
+answered,
+
+"What avails it, when I am resolved to serve thee?"
+
+So at last there came a day when the hermit said, "It may be that it is
+ordained; wherefore abide, my Son."
+
+And the boy answered, "Even so, for I am resolved to serve thee."
+
+Thus he remained. And thenceforward the hermit's garden throve as it had
+never thriven before. For, though he had skill, the hermit was old and
+feeble; but the boy was young and active, and he worked hard, and it was
+to him a labor of love. And being a clever boy, he quickly knew the
+names and properties of the plants as well as the hermit himself. And
+when he was not working, he would go far afield to seek for new herbs.
+And he always returned to the village at night.
+
+Now when the hermit's sight began to fail, the boy put him right if he
+mistook one plant for another; and when the hermit became quite blind,
+he relied completely upon the boy to gather for him the herbs that he
+wanted. And when anything new was planted, the boy led the old man to
+the spot, that he might know that it was so many paces in such a
+direction from the cell, and might feel the shape and texture of the
+leaves, and learn its scent. And through the skill and knowledge of the
+boy, the hermit was in no wise hindered from preparing his accustomed
+remedies, for he knew the names and virtues of the herbs, and where
+every plant grew. And when the sun shone, the boy would guide his
+master's steps into the garden, and would lead him up to certain
+flowers; but to those which had a perfume of their own the old man could
+go without help, being guided by the scent. And as he fingered their
+leaves and breathed their fragrance, he would say, "Blessed be GOD for
+every herb of the field, but thrice blessed for those that smell."
+
+And at the end of the garden was a set bush of rosemary. "For," said the
+hermit, "to this we must all come." Because rosemary is the herb they
+scatter over the dead. And he knew where almost everything grew, and
+what he did not know the boy told him.
+
+Yet for all this, and though he had embraced poverty and solitude with
+joy, in the service of GOD and man, yet so bitter was blindness to him,
+that he bewailed the loss of his sight, with a grief that never
+lessened.
+
+"For," said he, "if it had pleased our Lord to send me any other
+affliction, such as a continual pain or a consuming sickness, I would
+have borne it gladly, seeing it would have left me free to see these
+herbs, which I use for the benefit of the poor. But now the sick suffer
+through my blindness, and to this boy also I am a continual burden."
+
+And when the boy called him at the hours of prayer, saying, "My Father,
+it is now time for the Nones office, for the marygold is closing," or
+"The Vespers bell will soon sound from the valley, for the bindweed
+bells are folded," and the hermit recited the appointed prayers, he
+always added,
+
+"I beseech Thee take away my blindness, as Thou didst heal Thy servant
+the son of Timaeus."
+
+And as the boy and he sorted herbs, he cried,
+
+"Is there no balm in Gilead?"
+
+And the boy answered, "The balm of Gilead grows six full paces from the
+gate, my Father."
+
+But the hermit said, "I spoke in a figure, my son I meant not that herb.
+But, alas! Is there no remedy to heal the physician? No cure for the
+curer?"
+
+And the boy's heart grew heavier day by day, because of the hermit's
+grief. For he loved him.
+
+Now one morning as the boy came up from the village, the hermit met him,
+groping painfully with his hands, but with joy in his countenance, and
+he said, "Is that thy step, my son? Come in, for I have somewhat to tell
+thee."
+
+And he said, "A vision has been vouchsafed to me, even a dream.
+Moreover, I believe that there shall be a cure for my blindness." Then
+the boy was glad, and begged of the hermit to relate his dream, which he
+did as follows:--
+
+"I dreamed, and behold I stood in the garden--thou also with me--and
+many people were gathered at the gate, to whom, with thy help, I gave
+herbs of healing in such fashion as I have been able since this
+blindness came upon me. And when they were gone, I smote upon my
+forehead, and said, 'Where is the herb that shall heal my affliction?'
+And a voice beside me said, 'Here, my son,' And I cried to thee, 'Who
+spoke?' And thou saidst, 'It is a man in pilgrim's weeds, and lo, he
+hath a strange flower in his hand.' Then said the Pilgrim, 'It is a
+Trinity Flower. Moreover, I suppose that when thou hast it, thou wilt
+see clearly.' Then I thought that thou didst take the flower from the
+Pilgrim and put it in my hand. And lo, my eyes were opened, and I saw
+clearly. And I knew the Pilgrim's face, though where I have seen him I
+cannot yet recall. But I believed him to be Raphael the Archangel--he
+who led Tobias, and gave sight to his father. And even as it came to me
+to know him, he vanished; and I saw him no more."
+
+"And what was the Trinity Flower like, my Father?" asked the boy.
+
+"It was about the size of Herb Paris, my son," replied the hermit. "But
+instead of being fourfold every way, it numbered the mystic Three. Every
+part was threefold. The leaves were three, the petals three, the sepals
+three. The flower was snow-white, but on each of the three parts it was
+stained with crimson stripes, like white garments dyed in blood."
+[Footnote: _Trillium erythrocarpum._ North America.]
+
+Then the boy started up, saying, "If there be such a plant on the earth
+I will find it for thee."
+
+But the hermit laid his hand on him, and said, "Nay, my son, leave me
+not, for I have need of thee. And the flower will come yet, and then I
+shall see."
+
+And all day long the old man murmured to himself, "Then I shall see."
+
+"And didst thou see me, and the garden, in thy dream, my Father?" asked
+the boy.
+
+"Ay, that I did, my son. And I meant to say to thee that it much
+pleaseth me that thou art grown so well, and of such a strangely fair
+countenance. Also the garden is such as I have never before beheld it,
+which must needs be due to thy care. But wherefore didst thou not tell
+me of those fair palms that have grown where the thorn hedge was wont to
+be? I was but just stretching out my hand for some, when I awoke."
+
+"There are no palms there, my Father," said the boy.
+
+"Now, indeed it is thy youth that makes thee so little observant," said
+the hermit. "However, I pardon thee, if it were only for that good
+thought which moved thee to plant a yew beyond the rosemary bush; seeing
+that the yew is the emblem of eternal life, which lies beyond the
+grave."
+
+But the boy said, "There is no yew there, my Father."
+
+"Have I not seen it, even in a vision?" cried the hermit. "Thou wilt say
+next that all the borders are not set with heart's-ease, which indeed
+must be through thy industry; and whence they come I know not, but they
+are most rare and beautiful, and my eyes long sore to see them again."
+
+"Alas, my Father!" cried the boy, "the borders are set with rue, and
+there are but a few clumps of heart's-ease here and there."
+
+"Could I forget what I saw in an hour?" asked the old man, angrily. "And
+did not the holy Raphael himself point to them, saying, 'Blessed are the
+eyes that behold this garden, where the borders are set with
+heart's-ease, and the hedges crowned with palm!' But thou wouldst know
+better than an archangel, forsooth."
+
+Then the boy wept; and when the hermit heard him weeping, he put his arm
+round him and said,
+
+"Weep not, my dear son. And I pray thee, pardon me that I spoke harshly
+to thee. For indeed I am ill-tempered by reason of my infirmities; and
+as for thee, GOD will reward thee for thy goodness to me, as I never
+can. Moreover, I believe it is thy modesty, which is as great as thy
+goodness, that hath hindered thee from telling me of all that thou hast
+done for my garden, even to those fair and sweet everlasting flowers,
+the like of which I never saw before, which thou hast set in the east
+border, and where even now I hear the bees humming in the sun."
+
+Then the boy looked sadly out into the garden, and answered, "I cannot
+lie to thee. There are no everlasting flowers. It is the flowers of the
+thyme in which the bees are rioting. And in the hedge bottom there
+creepeth the bitter-sweet."
+
+But the hermit heard him not. He had groped his way out into the
+sunshine, and wandered up and down the walks, murmuring to himself,
+"Then I shall see."
+
+Now when the Summer was past, one autumn morning there came to the
+garden gate a man in pilgrim's weeds; and when he saw the boy he
+beckoned to him, and giving him a small tuber root, he said,
+
+"Give this to thy master. It is the root of the Trinity Flower."
+
+And he passed on down towards the valley.
+
+Then the boy ran hastily to the hermit; and when he had told him, and
+given him the root, he said,
+
+"The face of the pilgrim is known to me also, O my Father! For I
+remember when I lay sick of the plague, that ever it seemed to me as if
+a shadowy figure passed in and out, and went up and down the streets,
+and his face was as the face of this pilgrim. But--I cannot deceive
+thee--methought it was the Angel of Death."
+
+Then the hermit mused; and after a little space he answered,
+
+"It was then also that I saw him. I remember now. Nevertheless, let us
+plant the root, and abide what GOD shall send."
+
+And thus they did.
+
+And as the Autumn and Winter went by, the hermit became very feeble, but
+the boy constantly cheered him, saying, "Patience, my Father. Thou shalt
+see yet!"
+
+But the hermit replied, "My son, I repent me that I have not been
+patient under affliction. Moreover, I have set thee an ill example, in
+that I have murmured at that which GOD--Who knowest best--ordained for
+me."
+
+And when the boy ofttimes repeated, "Thou shalt yet see," the hermit
+answered, "If GOD will. When GOD will. As GOD will."
+
+And when he said the prayers for the Hours, he no longer added what he
+had added beforetime, but evermore repeated, "If THOU wilt. When THOU
+wilt. As THOU wilt!"
+
+And so the Winter passed; and when the snow lay on the ground the boy
+and the hermit talked of the garden; and the boy no longer contradicted
+the old man, though he spoke continually of the heart's-ease, and the
+everlasting flowers, and the palm. For he said, "When Spring comes I may
+be able to get these plants, and fit the garden to his vision."
+
+And at length the Spring came. And with it rose the Trinity Flower. And
+when the leaves unfolded, they were three, as the hermit had said. Then
+the boy was wild with joy and with impatience.
+
+And when the sun shone for two days together, he would kneel by the
+flower, and say, "I pray thee, Lord, send showers, that it may wax
+apace." And when it rained, he said, "I pray Thee, send sunshine, that
+it may blossom speedily." For he knew not what to ask. And he danced
+about the hermit, and cried, "Soon shalt them see."
+
+But the hermit trembled, and said, "Not as I will, but as THOU wilt!"
+
+And so the bud formed. And at length one evening before he went down to
+the hamlet, the boy came to the hermit and said, "The bud is almost
+breaking, my Father. To-morrow thou shalt see."
+
+Then the hermit moved his hands till he laid them on the boy's head, and
+he said,
+
+"The Lord repay thee sevenfold for all thou hast done for me, dear
+child. And now I pray thee, my son, give me thy pardon for all in which
+I have sinned against thee by word or deed, for indeed my thoughts of
+thee have ever been tender." And when the boy wept, the hermit still
+pressed him, till he said that he forgave him. And as they unwillingly
+parted, the hermit said, "I pray thee, dear son, to remember that,
+though late, I conformed myself to the will of GOD."
+
+Saying which, the hermit went into his cell, and the boy returned to the
+village.
+
+But so great was his anxiety, that he could not rest; and he returned to
+the garden ere it was light, and sat by the flower till the dawn.
+
+And with the first dim light he saw that the Trinity Flower was in
+bloom. And as the hermit had said, it was white, and stained with
+crimson as with blood.
+
+Then the boy shed tears of joy, and he plucked the flower and ran into
+the hermit's cell, where the hermit lay very still upon his couch. And
+the boy said, "I will not disturb him. When he wakes he will find the
+flower." And he went out and sat down outside the cell and waited. And
+being weary as he waited, he fell asleep.
+
+Now before sunrise, whilst it was yet early, he was awakened by the
+voice of the hermit crying, "My son, my dear son!" and he jumped up,
+saying, "My Father!"
+
+But as he spoke the hermit passed him. And as he passed he turned, and
+the boy saw that his eyes were open. And the hermit fixed them long and
+tenderly on him.
+
+Then the boy cried, "Ah, tell me, my Father, dost thou see?"
+
+And he answered, _"I see now!"_ and so passed on down the walk.
+
+And as he went through the garden, in the still dawn, the boy trembled,
+for the hermit's footsteps gave no sound. And he passed beyond the
+rosemary bush, and came not again.
+
+And when the day wore on, and the hermit did not return, the boy went
+into his cell.
+
+Without, the sunshine dried the dew from paths on which the hermit's
+feet had left no prints, and cherished the spring flowers bursting into
+bloom. But within, the hermit's dead body lay stretched upon his pallet,
+and the Trinity Flower was in his hand.
+
+
+
+
+THE KYRKEGRIM TURNED PREACHER.
+
+A LEGEND.
+
+
+It is said that in Norway every church has its own Niss, or Brownie.
+
+They are of the same race as the Good People, who haunt farm houses, and
+do the maids' work for a pot of cream. They are the size of a year-old
+child, but their faces are the faces of aged men. Their common dress is
+of gray home-spun, with red peaked caps; but on Michaelmas Day they wear
+round hats.
+
+The Church Niss is called Kyrkegrim. His duty is to keep the church
+clean, and to scatter the marsh-marigold flowers on the floor before
+service. He also keeps order in the congregation, pinches those who fall
+asleep, cuffs irreverent boys, and hustles mothers with crying children
+out of church as quickly and decorously as possible.
+
+But his business is not with church-brawlers alone.
+
+When the last snow avalanche has slipped from the high-pitched roof, and
+the gentian is bluer than the sky, and Baldur's Eyebrow blossoms in the
+hot Spring sun, pious folk are wont to come to church some time before
+service, and to bring their spades, and rakes, and watering-pots with
+them, to tend the graves of the dead. The Kyrkegrim sits on the Lych
+Gate and overlooks them.
+
+At those who do not lay by their tools in good time he throws pebbles,
+crying to each, _"Skynde dig!"_ (Make haste!), and so drives them
+in. And when the bells begin, should any man fail to bow to the church
+as the custom is, the Kyrkegrim snatches his hat from behind, and he
+sees it no more.
+
+Nothing displeases the Kyrkegrim more than when people fall asleep
+during the sermon. This will be seen in the following story.
+
+Once upon a time there was a certain country church, which was served by
+a very mild and excellent priest, and haunted by a most active
+Kyrkegrim.
+
+Not a speck of dust was to be seen from the altar to the porch, and the
+behavior of the congregation was beyond reproach.
+
+But there was one fat farmer who slept during the sermon, and do what
+the Kyrkegrim would, he could not keep him awake. Again and again did he
+pinch him, nudge him, or let in a cold draught of wind upon his neck.
+The fat farmer shook himself, pulled up his neck-kerchief, and dozed off
+again.
+
+"Doubtless the fault is in my sermons," said the priest, when the
+Kyrkegrim complained to him. For he was humble-minded.
+
+But the Kyrkegrim knew that this was not the case, for there was no
+better preacher in all the district.
+
+And yet when he overheard the farmer's sharp-tongued little wife speak
+of this and that in the discourse, he began to think it might be so. No
+doubt the preacher spoke somewhat fast or slow, a little too loud or too
+soft. And he was not "stirring" enough, said the farmer's wife; a
+failing which no one had ever laid at her door.
+
+"His soul is in my charge," sighed the good priest, "and I cannot even
+make him hear what I have got to say. A heavy reckoning will be demanded
+of me!"
+
+"The sermons are in fault, beyond a doubt," the Kyrkegrim said. "The
+farmer's wife is quite right. She's a sensible woman, and can use a mop
+as well as myself."
+
+"Hoot, hoot!" cried the church owl, pushing his head out of the
+ivy-bush. "And shall she be Kyrkegrim when thou art turned preacher, and
+the preacher sits on the judgment seat? Not so, little Miss! Dust thou
+the pulpit, and leave the parson to preach, and let the Maker of souls
+reckon with them."
+
+"If the preacher cannot keep the people awake, it is time that another
+took his place," said the Kyrkegrim.
+
+"He is not bound to find ears as well as arguments," retorted the owl,
+and he drew back into his ivy-bush.
+
+But the Kyrkegrim settled his red cap firmly on his head, and betook
+himself to the priest, whose meekness (as is apt to be the case)
+encouraged the opposite qualities in those with whom he had to do.
+
+"The farmer must be roused somehow," said he. "It is a disgrace to us
+all, and what, in all the hundreds of years I have been Kyrkegrim, never
+befell me before. It will be well if next Sunday you preach a stirring
+sermon on some very important subject."
+
+So the preacher preached on Sin--fair of flower, and bitter of
+fruit!--and as he preached his own cheeks grew pale for other men's
+perils, and the Kyrkegrim trembled as he sat listening in the porch,
+though he had no soul to lose.
+
+"Was that stirring enough?" he asked, twitching the sleeve of the
+farmer's wife as she flounced out after service.
+
+"Splendid!" said she, "and must have hit some folk pretty hard too."
+
+"It kept your husband awake this time, I should think," said the
+Kyrkegrim.
+
+"Heighty teighty!" cried the farmer's wife. "I'd have you to know my
+good man is as decent a body as any in the parish, if he does take a nap
+on Sundays! He is no sinner if he is no saint, thank Heaven, and the
+parson knows better than to preach at him."
+
+"Next Sunday," said the Kyrkegrim to the priest, "preach about something
+which concerns every one; respectable people as well as others."
+
+So the preacher preached of Death--whom tears cannot move, nor riches
+bribe, nor power defy. The uncertain interruption and the only certain
+end of all life's labors! And as he preached, the women sitting in their
+seats wept for the dead whose graves they had been tending, and down the
+aged cheeks of the Kyrkegrim there stole tears of pity for poor men,
+whose love and labors are cut short so soon.
+
+But the farmer slept as before.
+
+"Do you not expect to die?" asked the Kyrkegrim.
+
+"Surely," replied the farmer, "we must all die some day, and one does
+not need a preacher to tell him that. But it was a funeral sermon, my
+wife thinks. There has been bereavement in the miller's family."
+
+"Men are a strange race," thought the Kyrkegrim; but he went to the
+priest and said--"The farmer is not afraid of death. You must find some
+subject of which men really stand in awe."
+
+So when Sunday came round again, the preacher preached of judgment--that
+dread Avenger who dogs the footsteps of trespass, even now! That awful
+harvest of whirlwind and corruption which they must reap who sow to the
+wind and to the flesh! Lightly regarded, but biding its time, till a
+man's forgotten follies find him out at last.
+
+But the farmer slept on. He did not wake when the preacher spoke of
+judgment to come, the reckoning that cannot be shunned, the trump of the
+Archangel, and the Day of Doom.
+
+"On Michaelmas Day I shall preach myself," said the Kyrkegrim, "and if I
+cannot rouse him, I shall give up my charge here."
+
+This troubled the poor priest, for so good a Kyrkegrim was not likely to
+be found again.
+
+Nevertheless he consented, for he was very meek, and when Michaelmas Day
+came the Kyrkegrim pulled a preacher's gown over his homespun coat, and
+laid his round hat on the desk by the iron-clamped Bible, and began his
+sermon.
+
+"I shall give no text," said he, "but when I have said what seems good
+to me, it is for those who hear to see if the Scriptures bear me out."
+
+This was an uncommon beginning, and most of the good folk pricked their
+ears, the farmer among them, for novelty is agreeable in church as
+elsewhere.
+
+"I speak," said the Kyrkegrim, "of that which is the last result of sin,
+the worst of deaths, and the beginning of judgment--hardness of heart."
+
+The farmer looked a little uncomfortable, and the Kyrkegrim went bravely
+on.
+
+"Let us seek examples in Scripture. We will speak of Pharaoh."
+
+But when the Kyrkegrim spoke of Pharaoh the farmer was at ease again.
+And by-and-bye a film stole gently before his eyes, and he nodded in his
+seat.
+
+This made the Kyrkegrim very angry, for he did not wish to give up his
+place, and yet a Niss may not break his word.
+
+"Let us look at the punishment of Pharaoh," he cried. But the farmer's
+eyes were still closed and the Kyrkegrim became agitated, and turned
+hastily over the leaves of the iron-clamped Bible before him.
+
+"We will speak of the plagues," said he. "The plague of blood, the
+plague of frogs, the plague of lice, the plague of flies--"
+
+At this moment the farmer snored.
+
+For a brief instant, anger and dismay kept the Kyrkegrim silent. Then
+shutting the iron clamps he pushed the Book on one side, and scrambling
+on to a stool, stretched his little body well over the desk, and said,
+"But these flies were as nothing to the fly that is coming in the
+turnip-crop!"
+
+The words were hardly out of his mouth when the farmer sat suddenly
+upright, and half rising from his place, cried anxiously, "Eh, what sir?
+What does he say, wife? A new fly among the turnips?"
+
+"Ah, soul of clay!" yelled the indignant Kyrkegrim, as he hurled his
+round hat at the gaping farmer. "Is it indeed for such as thee that
+Eternal Life is kept in store?"
+
+And drawing the preacher's gown over his head, he left it in the pulpit,
+and scrambling down the steps hastened out of church.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+As he had been successful in rousing the sleepy farmer the Kyrkegrim did
+not abandon his duties; but it is said that thenceforward he kept to
+them alone, and left heavier responsibilities in higher hands.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+
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