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+<div style='text-align:center'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78492 ***</div>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="ph3">
+TEN CENT POCKET SERIES NO. 328</p>
+<p class="ph4">
+Edited by E. Haldeman-Julius
+</p>
+
+
+<h1>Joseph Addison
+and His Time</h1>
+
+<p class="ph3">Charles J. Finger</p>
+
+<p class="ph3">HALDEMAN-JULIUS COMPANY
+GIRARD, KANSAS</p>
+</div>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p class="ph3">Copyright, 1922,<br>
+Haldeman-Julius Company</p>
+</div>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="JOSEPH_ADDISON_AND_HIS_TIME">
+ JOSEPH ADDISON AND HIS TIME.
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="I">
+ I.
+ <br>
+ THE MAN AND HIS FRIEND.
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>The main facts in Addison’s life could be
+compressed within the compass of an ordinary
+telegram, thus:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>Joseph Addison was born in Wiltshire,
+England, in 1672, had a grammar school
+education, and went to Oxford University.
+Between the ages of twenty-seven and
+thirty-one he traveled in Europe. Later,
+he held public offices, but, in 1710 devoted
+himself seriously to literature, and, in five
+years, gained lasting fame. He died in
+1719.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>If, in the style of the modern journalist, you
+chose to add a spice of mild scandal, you might
+say that he was married to the Countess of
+Warwick, but the union was not a happy one.
+Should a little extra tang be required, it would
+be quite in order to say that on occasion he
+drank too much.</p>
+
+<p>Or, supposing that you were very narrow
+and chose to run a dark smear across his name,
+you might make much of the fact that he sometimes
+loaned money to his best friend, Richard
+Steele, and on one such occasion, sent the
+sheriff’s officer with an order for the debtor’s
+arrest, two days after the loan had been made.
+This story, be it said, you may not find in any
+existing biography, at least I have not been
+able to find it, but, nevertheless, it is true, for
+Dick Steele told it to his friend Richard Savage
+the poet, who, in turn, told it to Doctor
+Johnson. Then, of course, James Boswell got
+hold of it and gave it to the world.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</span></p>
+
+<p>Still, as you know and as I know, and as
+Nietzsche said, men’s wickedness is much less
+than the fame of it, so, rightly understood and
+fairly told, even this, which might be denounced
+by the thoughtless as an act of base treachery,
+turns out to be a very ordinary affair,
+the like of which might easily have befallen
+me. For the fact is that Richard Steele was
+Richard Steele, a mighty good fellow, as also
+was Addison. You see the character of the
+man as soon as you look at his picture. Ruddy
+and strong, full of boisterous health is he, one
+in whom the sap of life rises swiftly. At a
+glance you see that he can laugh heartily, like
+Rabelais, like Scarron. If you are supersensitive,
+if you are timid, you would not go
+abroad with him, for he is, it is plain to be
+seen, one who would take you into taverns, into
+baignoires on occasion, into places where are jovial
+companions who love a good song, or a jolly
+story over a bottle. With his kind, you may
+wind up the night with either a broken head
+or a belly full, but which ever it was, you would
+have had a good time. And Addison, a quieter
+sort, a fine, sensitive type, liked his Irish
+friend. They had been school boys together,
+and, later, college chums. They were the same
+age, too. It was a friendship like that of
+William of Orange for Bentick, or Queen Anne
+for Lady Churchill. But Dick Steele was not
+born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and
+being a genius, was bold, reckless of life, of
+health, of which the unco’ guid call honor. So
+his wealthy relative cast him off before he had
+graduated from college, and he became a kind
+of vagrant. He joined the army, soon tired of
+the discipline, bought himself out, and lived
+by his wits. He loved women and he loved
+wine, but he loved wine more than women.
+He was an easy going, good natured adventurer
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</span>with a strong literary gift and a tremendous
+imagination. Like <i>Tom Jones</i>, he lived his life
+in a manner far from perfect, knew it and
+regretted it. He had spurts of virtue, he made
+good resolutions, then straightway forgot all
+about them and went on in the same old way.
+Give him a guinea and immediately he went
+about to find a friend to share it. A good meal
+and an evening spent in jolly company seemed
+to him a far more attractive way to dispose of
+gold than the uninteresting payment of tradesmen’s
+bills. Besides, do what he would, at one
+time in his career, to pay off all that he owed
+seemed an utter impossibility. So, as a palliative
+measure, he would borrow from Peter to
+pay Paul.</p>
+
+<p>But Richard Steele was also a letter writer.
+His winning personality, his charm of manner
+shone on the written page. He was as irresistible
+as <i>Micawber</i>, as charming as <i>Esmond</i>.
+Judge for yourself. I take, almost at random,
+four letters of twenty. They are written to
+his wife, and, as most men know, to write to
+a wife is not easy, and less so when one is
+long overdue, or too late for dinner, and, to
+boot, a little far gone in one’s cups. Then it
+requires both dexterity and diplomacy. The
+letters are, of course, of subsequent date to
+the Addison loan affair, but serve to show the
+peculiar, persuasive qualities of the writer.</p>
+
+<p><i>To Mrs. Steele.</i></p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p class="author">
+ Monday, seven at night,<br>
+ Sept. 27, 1708.<br></p>
+ <p>
+ Dear Prue:
+</p>
+
+<p>You see you are obeyed in everything, and
+that I write overnight for the following day.
+I shall now in earnest, by Mr. Clay’s good conduct,
+manage my business with that method as
+shall make me easy. The news, I am told, you
+had last night, of the taking of Lille, does not
+prove true; but I hope we shall have it soon.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</span>I shall send by tomorrow’s coach. I am, dear
+Prue, a little in drink, but at all times your
+faithful husband,</p>
+
+<p class="author">
+ RICH STEELE.
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>Or this:</p>
+
+<p><i>To Mrs. Steele</i> (lately Mrs. Scurlock).</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p class="author">
+ Dec. 22, 1707.</p>
+ <p>
+ My dear, dear wife:
+</p>
+
+<p>I write to let you know that I do not come
+home to dinner, being obliged to attend to some
+business abroad, of which I shall give you an
+account (when I see you in the evening), as
+becomes your dutiful and obedient husband.</p>
+
+<p class="author">
+ RICH STEELE.
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>It is a little significant that nine out of ten
+letters written to his wife, are graceful notes
+of apology because of his absence from home.
+Here is another.</p>
+
+<p><i>To Mrs. Steele.</i></p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p class="author">
+ Eleven at night, Jan. 5, 1708.</p>
+ <p>
+ Dear Prue:
+</p>
+
+<p>I was going home two hours ago, but was
+met by Mr. Griffith, who has kept me ever since
+meeting me, as he came from Mr. Lambert’s. I
+will come within a pint of wine.</p>
+
+<p class="author">
+ RICH STEELE.
+</p>
+
+<p>(We drank your health, and Mr. Griffith is
+your servant.)</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>One more will be sufficient, especially as it
+seems to show that Mrs. Steele was by no
+means pleased to have messengers knocking
+at her door at all hours of the night with
+letters from the errant Richard.</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p class="author">
+ June 7, 1708.</p>
+ <p>
+ Dear Prue:
+</p>
+
+<p>I enclose you a guinea for your pocket. I
+dine with Lord Halifax. I wish I knew how
+to court you into good humor, for two or three
+quarrels will dispatch me quite. If you have
+any love for me, believe I am always pursuing
+our mutual good. Pray consider that all my little
+fortune is to (be) settled this month, and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</span>that I have inadvertently made myself liable
+to impatient people, who take all advantages.
+If you have (not) patience, I shall transact my
+business rashly, and lose a very great sum to
+quicken the time of your being rid of all people
+you do not like. Yours ever,</p>
+
+<p class="author">
+ RICH STEELE.
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>On that I rest my case, as the lawyers say,
+as having amply proved the persuasive powers
+of Richard Steele. Such letters would turn a
+heart of stone.</p>
+
+<p>One day, when Addison was in funds, there
+came to him a touching letter from his old
+school fellow. Dick was in trouble again. The
+letter told all. His flint-hearted creditors pressed.
+His grate was fireless and there was not
+as much as a candle in the house. Butcher
+and baker cast a cold eye upon him. The wolf
+was at the door, and, eke, the bailiff with a
+writ. “Impatient people who take all advantage”
+beset him. For twenty-four hours he
+had fasted, and starvation stared him in the
+face. A hundred pounds would save his life.</p>
+
+<p>Picture Addison his friend, a man of wealth
+and position; Under Secretary of State; a little
+king surrounded by his circle of admirers; a
+coffee-house wit; a conversationalist able to
+keep a “few friends listening and laughing
+around a table from the time when a play ended
+till the clock of St. Paul’s struck four o’
+the morning”; the guest of the brilliant Lady
+Mary Montague; collector of Elzevirs and ancient
+medals. He read the letter once, twice,
+thrice. There is a rabble of reasons why he
+should help Dick and a rabble why he should
+not. He ponders awhile in doubt.... But
+it is his old Irish school friend in trouble again.
+It is Dick the luckless. But here is sincere
+repentance, and, anyway, Dick is under a cloud.
+Moreover, he is through with “the well-fed
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</span>wits” who batten on him. So the messenger
+is called in, presently leaves with the money
+and Addison sleeps well.</p>
+
+<p>But not with monetary aid alone is Addison
+satisfied. He has some knowledge of life in
+Grub Street—a knowledge also possessed by
+Goldsmith who told how the luckless author in
+dark days</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent8">views with keen desire</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">The rusty grate unconscious of a fire;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">With beer and milk arrears the freeze is scored</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And five cracked tea cups dress the chimney board;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">A night cap dress his brows instead of bay,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">A cap by night—a stocking all the day!</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>So, the next day, Addison climbs Steele’s stairway.
+He is astonished to find porters running
+up and down bearing trays loaded with soups,
+fish, entrees and sweetmeats. He, himself, is
+elbowed out of the way by servants. There are
+lights everywhere and, from within, the sound
+of fiddles. It is long past sunset and no black-hearted
+bailiff may do his full work. Through
+the open door is seen the long, crowded table,
+piled high with wines and meats, champagnes
+and burgundies, and at the head, brimming
+with happiness and good humor, without a present
+care in the world, sits Dick Steele. Small
+wonder then that the good nature of Addison
+received a shock and that he determined to
+give Steele and his “well-fed wits” a lesson.</p>
+
+<p>But big men find it easy to forgive. Vindictiveness
+is for small minds alone. Indeed, Addison
+the gentleman never told the story. He,
+doubtless, soon considered it a closed incident
+and so forgot all about it. It was Steele the
+gentleman who gave the tale to the world, and,
+as a gentleman should, to illustrate his friend’s
+generosity.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</span></p>
+
+<p>One day a notion struck Steele. He decided
+to publish a journal on a new plan. It is true
+there were news sheets in plenty, but, the
+times were, in some respects, very like our
+own, and the self-imposed task of the journalist
+seemed then, as now, to be to provide the weak-minded
+section of the public with a new variety
+of mental dissipation each day. Then, as
+now, too, the spirit of sensationalism was
+abroad. Then, as now, there was a very active
+championship of bad causes and the only care
+of the journal’s owner was to increase his
+circulation and keep out of the clutches of the
+law. Every blind popular prejudice and every
+brutal fanaticism was seized upon avidly and
+every consideration of decency disregarded.
+To cater to the baser appetites, the lowest
+curiosities, the shallowest mind, was the rule.
+Today, picturing the people of England as of
+then, from the current news sheets, you see
+a nation of Yahoos that hate each other, tear
+each other with their talons with hideous
+contortions and yells. You see, very much as you
+see today with us, foul sheets doing lip service,
+darkening counsel by words without knowledge,
+fawning on the wealthy, flattering the
+men in power. To use Swift’s picture as applicable,
+(Gulliver’s Travels, Part 4, chap. 7):</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>In most herds there was a sort of ruling
+Yahoo who was always more deformed in body,
+and mischievous in disposition, than any of the
+rest; that this ruler had usually a favorite as
+like himself as he could get, whose employment
+was to lick his master’s feet ... and drive
+the female yahoos to his kennel; for which he
+was now and then rewarded with a piece of
+ass’s flesh....</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>I can well imagine Dick Steele, his mind
+busy with the idea of some new play perhaps,
+turning into some coffee-house to rest, or, if
+possible, to find some companion with whom
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</span>he could have a pleasant talk. It is the Cocoa
+Tree that he chooses, and it has a back room,
+long, and low, and brown paneled, and through
+the window is to be seen the red-walled rose
+garden. There he finds gathered company.
+Steele notes the general picture, the browns
+and grays, here and there a coat of brighter
+color, this face strongly illuminated and that
+in shadow, and he also notes that there is a
+great deal of “goose gabble” by way of
+conversation. Nothing there to interest him. He
+picks up the news sheet. It is <i>Dawk’s Protestant
+Mercury</i>, a popular paper. It has been
+well read as the coffee stains and finger marks
+show. He turns it over, passing impatiently
+the two columns of flamboyant boastings which
+tell how at any time, “one Englishman can
+beat three Frenchmen,” scanning swiftly, and
+rejecting impatiently, its pretended statements
+of facts as entirely unworthy; then his eye
+falls on the stirring item of the day, the item
+to which men first turn as children of a low
+order of intellect turn today to the funny sheet
+of a Sunday supplement, and he reads this:</p>
+
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p class="center">A MAN EATS A LIVE COCK ETC.</p>
+
+
+<p>On Tuesday last a fellow at Sadler’s Wells,
+near Islington, after he had dined heartily on a
+buttock of beef, for the lucre of five guineas, eat
+a live cock, feathers, guts and all, with only
+a plate of oil and vinegar to wash it down, and
+afterwards preferred to lay five guineas more,
+that he could do the same again in two hours
+time.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>The banality, the stupidity of it all startled
+him. It held him all that day, and soon the
+idea filled Steele’s mind that a decent and dignified
+journalism was possible. He was idealist
+enough to believe, and optimist enough to
+hope that a decent paper might become a
+potent agency of enlightenment and that intelligent
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</span>citizens everywhere would be only too
+glad to look to it for light and leading. It
+might contain foreign news, dramatic reports
+and the literary gossip of Will’s and the Grecian,
+the two coffee houses where the wits
+foregathered. So, full of the idea, he wrote to
+Addison of his plan. No sooner did Addison,
+then in Ireland, learn of it than he was all
+eagerness to join in. His unexpected decision
+almost swept Steele off his feet. “I fared,”
+he said, “like a distressed prince who calls in
+a powerful neighbor to his aid. I was undone
+by my auxiliary. When I had once called him
+in, I could not subsist without dependence on
+him.” And in another place he wrote: “This
+paper was advanced indeed. It was raised to
+a greater thing than I intended it.”</p>
+
+<p>Shortly after the paper was started, the
+circulation was a little short of three thousand,
+but in a short time, nine or ten thousand copies
+of each issue were sold, and, as Addison said
+each issue was read by twenty people. Of the
+essays, in all, two hundred and seventy-four
+were written by Addison and two hundred and
+thirty-six by Richard Steele.</p>
+
+<p>The plan involved the creation of a fictitious
+character, one known as the <i>Spectator</i>, a gentleman
+who had been a studious youth, and,
+after some travel on classic ground, took up
+the study of men and manners. He was a kind
+of sublime <i>Pickwick</i>. And, like that later glorious
+creation of Dickens, he was a good listener.
+Fixing his residence in London, he goes hither
+and yon, to coffee houses, to theaters, to
+churches and to notable gatherings, and, in the
+pages of the <i>Spectator</i>, records his impressions
+and his thoughts. As Dickens gave <i>Samuel
+Pickwick</i> his lesser lights, his <i>Tupper</i>, and
+<i>Winkle</i> and <i>Snodgrass</i>, so the <i>Spectator</i> has a
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</span>few friends: a templar, a clergyman, a soldier
+and a merchant, but the high lights are thrown
+upon Sir Roger de Coverly, the old country
+baronet, and Will Honeycomb, an old town rake,
+and through the eyes of these, as through a focussing
+glass, was shown the life of the day.
+Soon, readers everywhere became eager to
+know the doings of the famous club which Sir
+Roger visited, the sessions of which were recorded
+by the <i>Spectator</i>.</p>
+
+<p>The first outline of Sir Roger was made by
+Steele in No. 2, of the <i>Spectator</i>, March 2, 1711,
+and thereafter Addison used the character, indeed
+almost seems to have identified himself
+with it. “We were born for one another,” he
+wrote.</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>“The first of our society is a gentleman of
+Worcestershire of an ancient descent, a baron,
+his name, Sir Roger de Coverly. His grandfather
+was inventor of the famous dance which
+is called after him. All who know that satire,
+are very well acquainted with the parts and
+merits of Sir Roger. He was a gentleman that
+is very singular in his behavior, but his singularities
+proceed from a good sense, and are
+contradictions to the manners of the world,
+only as he thinks the world is in the wrong.
+However, this humor creates him no enemies,
+for he does nothing with sourness or obstinacy,
+and his being unconfined to modes and forms
+makes him but the readier and the more capable
+to please and oblige all who know him.
+When he is in town he lives in Soho Square.
+It is said he keeps himself a bachelor by reason
+he was crossed in love by a perverse beautiful
+widow of the next county to him. Before
+his disappointment, Sir Roger was what
+you call a fine gentleman, had often supped
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</span>with my Lord Rochester and Sir George Etheridge,
+fought a duel on his first coming to
+town, and kicked Bully Dawson in the coffee
+house for calling him youngster; but being ill-used
+by the said widow, he was very serious
+for a year and a half; and, though, his temper
+being naturally jovial, he at last got over
+it, he grew careless of himself, and never
+dressed afterwards. He continues to wear a
+coat and a doublet of the same cut that were
+in fashion at the time of his repulse, which,
+in his merry humors he tells us twelve times
+since he first wore it. He is now in his 56th
+year, cheerful, gay and hearty; keeps a good
+house both in town and country; a great lover
+of mankind; but there is such a skilful cast
+in his behavior, that he is rather beloved than
+esteemed.</p>
+
+<p>“His tenants grow rich, his servants look satisfied,
+all the young women profess to love
+him, and the young men are glad of his company.
+When he comes into a house he calls the
+servants by their names, and talks all the
+way upstairs to a visit. I must not omit that
+Sir Roger is Justice to the Quorum, that he
+fills the chair at quarter sessions with great
+ability, and three months ago gained universal
+applause by explaining a passage in the Gane
+Act.”</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>Thus, and with that fictitious character as
+a nucleus, began the greatest literary partnership
+in the history of literature. Thus, also,
+Addison found himself. Until he wrote in the
+<i>Spectator</i>, he had, or seems to have had, no
+knowledge of his powers. He did not know
+himself. Perhaps Steele knew Addison though;
+knew of the vast hidden mine of wealth and
+thus deliberately tapped the inexhaustible vein.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</span>True, Addison had written before the advent
+of the <i>Spectator</i>, for at college he had been
+distinguished in a small way, and, later, he had
+written his poem, the <i>Campaign</i> (1704). That
+in itself was an excellent model of a becoming
+and classical style, easily and correctly
+written, but, alone, it had not the excellence
+to ensure its author immortality. As it turns
+out, as we see it from this distance, it was the
+<i>Spectator</i> that made him, as it gave him an
+audience to hearten him. And through the
+character of Sir Roger, he set out to make
+morality fashionable, and, later, by means of
+the essay made it his task to reconcile virtue
+with elegance and to make pleasure subservient
+to reason. As a by-product there came a mighty
+literary influence that passed down the ages.
+For it was upon Addison that Benjamin Franklin
+founded his style. That prince of living
+essayists, Michael Monahan, has been strongly
+affected by the same hand. His influence has
+touched such widely diverse characters as Oliver
+Goldsmith, Charles Lamb, Washington Irving,
+Oliver Wendell Holmes, W. H. Hudson, Ford
+Maddox Hueffer, Cunningham Grahame, Hilaire
+Belloc, H. M. Tomlinson, William Marion Reedy.
+More still. The very existence of these Haldeman-Julius
+booklets is, in a measure, due to
+the ideals promulgated by Addison, or, at any
+rate, at bottom the same notion that moved
+Steele’s friend moved the editor of this series.
+In proof, I quote from <i>Spectator</i> No. 10, March
+12, 1710:</p>
+
+<p>“It was said of Socrates that he brought
+Philosophy down from heaven to inhabit among
+men; and I shall be ambitious to have it said
+of me, that I have brought Philosophy out of
+closets and libraries, schools and colleges, to
+dwell in clubs and assemblies, at tea tables
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</span>and coffee houses. I would, therefore, in a very
+particular manner, recommend these, my speculations,
+to well regulated families, and set
+apart an hour in every morning for tea, and
+bread and butter; and would earnestly advise
+them for their good to order this paper to be
+punctually served up, and to be looked upon as
+a part of the tea-equipage.”</p>
+
+<p>If I were asked to choose from all that Addison
+had written in the pages of the <i>Spectator</i>,
+to take a single essay which might be adduced
+as evidence that posterity would assign to him
+the reputation he coveted, I would at once name
+his Vision of Mirza. To my notion it is the
+most intensely beautiful thing he wrote. I
+transcribe it, well remembering the thrill with
+which I first read it when a mere boy. It
+seemed to me then the most fantastically beautiful
+thing ever written.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center">No. 159</p>
+
+<div class="height">
+<p class="float-left"><span class="float-left">Spectator)</span></p>
+
+<p class="float-right"><span class="float-left">(Addison</span></p>
+
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="center">Saturday, September 1, 1711.</p>
+
+
+<p>When I was at Grand Cairo, I picked up several
+Oriental manuscripts, which I have still by
+me. Among others I met with one entitled
+the Visions of Mirza, which I have read over
+with pleasure. I intend to give it to the public
+when I have no other entertainment for
+them; and shall begin with the first vision,
+which I have translated word by word as follows:</p>
+
+<p>“On the fifth day of the moon, which according
+to the custom of my forefathers I always
+keep holy, after having washed myself and
+offered up my morning devotions, I ascended
+the high hills of the Bagdad, in order to pass
+the rest of the day in meditation and prayer.
+As I was here airing myself on the top of the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</span>mountains, I fell into a profound contemplation
+upon the vanity of human life; and passing
+from one thought to another, ‘Surely,’ said
+I, ‘man is but a shadow, and life a dream.’
+While I was thus musing, I cast my eyes toward
+the summit of a rock that was not far
+from me, where I discovered one in the habit
+of a shepherd, with a little musical instrument
+in his hand. As I looked upon him he applied
+it to his lips, and began to play upon it. The
+sound of it was so exceedingly sweet, and
+wrought into a variety of tunes that were inexpressibly
+melodious, and altogether different
+from anything I had ever heard. They put
+me in mind of those heavenly airs that are
+played to the departed souls of good men upon
+their arrival in Paradise, to wear out the impressions
+of the last agonies, and qualify them
+for the pleasure of that happy place. My heart
+melted away in secret raptures.</p>
+
+<p>“I had been often told that the rock before
+me was the haunt of genius; and that several
+had been entertained by music who had passed
+it, but never heard that the musician had before
+made himself visible. When he had raised
+my thought by those transporting airs which he
+played, to taste the pleasure of his conversation,
+as I looked upon him like one astonished,
+he beckoned me and by waving his hand directed
+me to approach the place where he sat.
+I drew near with that reverence which is due
+a superior nature; and as my heart was entirely
+subdued by the captivating strains I had
+heard, I fell down at his feet and wept. The
+genius smiled upon me with a look of compassion
+and affability that familiarized him to
+my imagination, and at once dispelled all fears
+and apprehensions with which I approached
+him. He lifted me from the ground, and taking
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</span>me by the hand, ‘Mirza,’ said he, ‘I have
+heard thee in thy soliloquies; follow me.’</p>
+
+<p>“He then led me to the highest pinnacle of
+the rock, and placing me on the top of it—‘Cast
+thy eyes eastward,’ said he, ‘and tell me
+what thou seest.’ ‘I see,’ said I, ‘a huge valley,
+and a prodigious tide of water rolling
+through it.’ ‘The valley that thou seest,’ said
+he, ‘is the Vale of Misery, and the tide of water
+that thou seest is part of the great tide of
+eternity.’ ‘What is the reason,’ said I, ‘that
+the tide I see rises out of a thick mist at one
+end, and again loses itself in a thick mist at
+the other.’ ‘What thou seest,’ said he, ‘is that
+portion of eternity which is called time, measured
+out by the sun, and reaching from the
+beginning of the world to its consummation.’
+‘Examine now,’ said he, ‘this sea that is bounded
+with darkness at both ends, and tell me what
+thou discoverest in it.’ ‘I see a bridge,’ said I,
+‘standing in the midst of the tide.’ ‘The bridge
+thou seest,’ said he, ‘is human life; consider
+it attentively.’ Upon a more leisurely survey
+of it, I saw that it consisted of threescore and
+ten entire arches, with several broken arches,
+which added to those that were entire, made up
+the number about a hundred. As I was counting
+the arches, the genius told me that this
+bridge consisted first of about a thousand
+arches, but that a great flood swept away the
+rest, and left the bridge in the ruinous condition
+I now beheld it. ‘But tell me further,’
+said he, ‘what thou discoverest on it.’ ‘I see
+multitudes of people passing over it,’ said I,
+‘and a black cloud hanging on each end of it.’
+As I looked more attentively I saw several
+of the passengers dropping through the bridge
+into the great tide that flowed underneath it;
+and upon further examination, perceived that
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</span>there were innumerable trap doors that lay
+concealed in the bridge, which the passengers
+no sooner trod upon, but that they fell through
+them into the tide and immediately disappeared.
+These hidden pitfalls were set very
+thick at the entrance to the bridge, so that
+throngs of people no sooner broke through the
+cloud, but many of them fell into them. They
+grew thinner toward the middle, but multiplied
+and came closer together toward the end of the
+arches that were entire.</p>
+
+<p>“There were indeed some persons, but their
+number was very small, that continued a kind
+of hobbling march upon the broken arches, but
+fell through one after another, being quite tired
+and spent with so long a walk.</p>
+
+<p>“I passed some time in contemplation of this
+wonderful structure, and the great variety of
+objects which it presented. My heart was filled
+with deep melancholy to see several dropping
+unexpectedly in the midst of mirth and jollity,
+and catching at everything that stood by them
+to save themselves. Some were looking up toward
+heaven in a thoughtful posture, and in
+the midst of a speculation stumbled and fell
+out of sight. Multitudes were very busy in the
+pursuit of bubbles that glittered in their eyes
+and danced before them; but often when they
+thought themselves within reach of them, their
+footing failed, and down they sank. In this
+confusion of objects, I observed some with
+scimitars in their hands, and others with urinals,
+who ran to and fro upon the bridge,
+thrusting several persons on trap doors which
+did not seem to lie in their way, and which
+they might have escaped had they not thus
+been forced upon them.</p>
+
+<p>“The genius seeing me indulge myself in this
+melancholy prospect, told me that I had dwelt
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</span>long enough on it. ‘Take thine eyes off of the
+bridge,’ said he, ‘and tell me if thou seest anything
+thou dost not comprehend.’ Upon looking
+up, ‘What mean,’ said I, ‘those great flights
+of birds that are perpetually hovering about
+the bridge, and settling on it from time to
+time? I see vultures, harpies, ravens, cormorants,
+and among many other feathered creatures
+several little winged boys, that perch in great
+numbers on the middle arches.’ ‘These,’ said
+the genius, ‘are Envy, Avarice, Superstition,
+Despair, Love, with the like cares and passions
+that infest human life.’</p>
+
+<p>“Here I fetched a deep sigh. ‘Alas,’ said I,
+‘man was made in vain! how is he given away
+to misery and mortality! tortured in life, and
+swallowed up in death!’ The genius, being
+moved with compassion towards me, bid me
+quit so uncomfortable a prospect. ‘Look no
+more,’ said he, ‘on man in the first stages of
+his existence, his setting out for eternity; but
+cast thine eye onto that thick mist into which
+the tide bears the several generations of mortals
+that fall into it.’ I directed my sight as
+I was ordered, and (whether or no the good
+genius strengthened it with supernatural force,
+or dissipated part of the mist that was before
+too thick for the eye to penetrate) I saw the
+valley opening at the farther end, and spreading
+forth into an immense ocean, that had a
+huge rock of adamant running through the
+midst of it, and dividing it into equal parts.
+The clouds still rested on one-half of it, in
+so much that I could discover nothing in it:
+but the other appeared to me a vast ocean
+planted with innumerable islands, that were
+covered with fruits and interwoven with a thousand
+little shining seas that ran among them.
+I could see people dressed in glorious habits
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</span>with garlands upon their heads, passing among
+the trees, lying down by the sides of fountains,
+or resting on beds of flowers; and could hear
+a confused harmony of singing birds, falling
+waters, human voices, and musical instruments.
+Gladness grew within me upon the discovery
+of so delightful a scene. I wished for the
+wings of an eagle, that I might fly away to
+those happy seats: but the genius told me that
+there was no passage to them, except through
+the gates of death that I saw opening every
+moment upon the bridge. ‘The islands,’ said
+he, ‘that lie so fresh and green before thee,
+and with which the whole face of the ocean
+appears spotted as far as thou canst see, are
+more in number than the sands on the seashore;
+there are myriads of islands behind
+those which thou discoverest, reaching farther
+than thine eye, or even thine imagination can
+extend itself. These are the mansions of good
+men after death, who according to the degree
+and kinds of virtue in which they excelled, are
+distributed among these several islands; which
+abound with pleasures of different kinds and
+degrees, suitable to the relish and perfection
+of those who are settled in them; every island
+is a paradise accommodated to its respected inhabitants.
+Are not these, O Mirza, habitations
+worth contending for? Does life appear miserable
+that gives the opportunities of earning
+such a reward? Is death to be feared that will
+convey thee to so happy an existence? Think
+not man was made in vain, who has such an
+eternity reserved for him.’ I gazed with inexpressible
+pleasure on these happy islands. ‘At
+length,’ said I, ‘show me now, I beseech thee,
+the secrets that lie hid under those dark clouds
+which cover the ocean on the other side of the
+rock of adamant.’ The genius making me no
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</span>answer I turned about to address myself to
+him a second time, but I found that he had
+left me: I then turned again to the vision which
+I had been so long contemplating, but instead
+of the rolling tide, the arched bridge, and the
+happy islands, I saw nothing but the long hollow
+valley of Bagdad, with oxen, sheep, and
+camels, grazing upon the sides of it.”</p>
+
+<p>Remembering the peculiar habits of thought
+of that day, some indication of which you will
+find in the chapter that follows, it will be seen
+that Addison’s aim was a high one. Yet he
+has the modesty of earnestness. There is no
+blatant claim to originality, nor verbal pyrotechnics.
+You sense the quiet of the scholar
+with a real literary background. “I have,” he
+wrote, “raised to myself so great an audience,
+I shall spare no pains to make their instruction
+agreeable and their diversion useful. For
+which reason I shall endeavor to enliven morality
+with wit, and to temper wit with morality,
+that my readers may, if possible, both ways
+find their account in the speculation of the
+day. And to the end that their virtue and discretion
+may not be short, transient, intermitting
+starts of thought, I have resolved to refresh
+their memories from day to day till I
+have recovered them out of that desperate state
+of vice and folly into which the age has fallen.”
+(Spec. No. 10.)</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="II">
+ II.
+ <br>
+ THE DAYS HE LIVED IN.
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>The London of Addison and Steele can be
+very easily reconstructed, from a reading of
+the <i>Spectator</i>. It did not differ from the London
+of Hogarth, except in very minor details,
+nor from the London of Johnson of which, in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</span>1768, Benjamin Franklin wrote in his Memoirs,
+(111, 315).</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>Even this capital is now a daily scene of lawless
+riot. Mobs patrolling the streets at noonday,
+some knocking down all who will not roar
+for Wilkes and liberty; courts of justice afraid
+to give judgment against him; coal heavers and
+porters pulling down the houses of coal merchants
+that refuse to give them more wages;
+sawyers destroying saw mills; sailors unrigging
+all the outward bound ships and suffering none
+to sail till merchants agreed to raise their pay;
+watermen destroying private boats and threatening
+bridges, soldiers firing among the mobs
+and killing men, women and children....
+While I am writing a great mob of coal porters
+fill the street, carrying a wretch of their business
+upon poles to be ducked for working at
+the old wages.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>That paragraph, of course, paints a special
+picture and goes to show that in some respects
+there were incidents afoot very similar to those
+we know in our day. Always there have been
+labor troubles and those who would grind the
+faces of the poor, and interfering efficiency experts
+in the camps of both parties.</p>
+
+<p>While the streets were narrow with a single
+kennel in the middle, the narrow ways being
+impeded by coaches, sedan-chairs, carts and
+barrows, it is well to bear in mind that it was
+but a short walk in any direction to the suburban
+or genuine open country. A breath of
+fresh air was thus within easy reach of workers
+and tradesmen. In one direction indeed,
+it was a little over a mile from the most
+crowded part of the city to the famous Bagnigge
+Wells, established on an old residence of
+Nell Gwynn, where was a pump room, a formal
+garden, pond and fountains and three rustic
+bridges crossed the Fleet River. Here was a
+place open to all</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</span></p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Where the frail nymphs in amorous dalliance rove,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Where prentice youths enjoy the Sunday feast,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And city madams boast their Sunday best,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Where unfledged Templars first as fops parade,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And new made ensigns sport their first cockade.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="author2">
+ —Gay.
+</p>
+
+<p>The wealthy and fortunate, with a view to
+getting polish, were sent to Paris. What they
+saw there was not vastly different from conditions
+in their native country. There would
+be a furtive visit to the Rue du Haut Pave looking
+toward the Pantheon—a crooked, evil street,
+an old and murderous street, a vile and dishonored
+street where murderers and brigands
+puffed cigarettes in the Cafe Vachette. Or the
+old Pont Neuf, heavy and forbidding, which one
+crossed to the gambling house to see, perhaps
+on one occasion, the famous Vicomte Nucingens
+on suicide bent, after having staked his all on
+a last card. Or the Rue de Fossoyeurs at night,
+with lights swaying and flickering, as citizens
+abroad carried their lanterns to awe robbers.
+The swift <i>D’Artagnan</i> lived there, you may remember,
+and highwaymen carried off young
+girls over their shoulders, and assassins cared
+little whose throats they cut.</p>
+
+<p>But what of the <i>haut ton</i> in those days? For
+Addison, and those in his circle, climbed high,
+socially. I quote from the Journal of Madam
+de Maintenon, January 22, 1713.</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>As a matter of politeness, the Duc de Bourgogne
+and his two brothers had been taught to
+eat with a fork. But when they were admitted
+to sup with the king, he would not hear of it,
+and forbade them to do it. He never forbade
+me to do anything of the kind, for all my life
+I have never used anything to eat my food save
+my knife and my fingers.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>A Father Tixier tells of being present as
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</span>spectator at a royal meal and, “every time
+Marie-Terese spoke to the English King, he
+lifted his hat to her, and by the end of the meal
+his hat was most terribly greasy.”</p>
+
+<p>I quote Jacques Boulanger in conclusion.
+“... access to the royal residences was not difficult
+to obtain. At Versailles there were beggars
+and hucksters selling trifles on the landings
+and stairways. Thieves plied their trade,
+and one rogue went so far, one day, as to steal
+the diamonds on the hat the King had just
+laid on the table.”</p>
+
+<p>The gambling mania told of by Pepys in an
+earlier day had by no means decreased. It
+culminated in the sublime madness of the South
+Sea Bubble and the equally glorious Mississippi
+Scheme. On a famous day in February,
+1771, Charles James Fox set the pace. In Parliament
+he delivered a speech on a religious
+question after having prepared himself, as Gibbon
+put it, “by passing twenty-two hours in the
+pious exercise of hazard.” During the game,
+he lost steadily at the rate of five hundred
+pounds sterling per hour. On the next day he
+won six thousand pounds, but, later in the
+week, he dropped twenty-one thousand pounds
+in two sittings. The young Lord Stavordale,
+then eighteen, won eleven thousand pounds in
+a single day and commented upon what would
+have been the result had he “played deep.” One
+day, during the progress of an extended game
+at Brooks’ gambling club, a new invention was
+born in this wise. The Earl of Sandwich, one
+of the players, had sat for several hours without
+interruption. Unwilling to leave the game,
+but being hungry, he ordered the servant to
+bring him some meat without a plate, suggesting
+that a slice of beef be placed between
+two slices of bread. By such easy means it is
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</span>given to some to achieve fame, to pass a name
+to posterity!</p>
+
+<p>The most remarkable social product of the
+age was the coffee-house. Coffee was known in
+England a century before tobacco. A passage
+in Evelyn’s diary of May 10, 1637, reads: “I
+saw one, Nathaniel Coniopos, a Greek, the first
+I ever saw drink coffee, (which custom came
+not into England until thirty years after).”</p>
+
+<p>The earliest two coffee houses in England
+were established in 1652 and 1656, the second,
+being one James Farr’s. Admission to the coffee
+house cost a penny, and a cup of tea or
+coffee, two pence. Favored and regular customers
+had their own tables and as soon as
+one of these appeared, the waiting man carried
+to him the latest gazette or news sheet.
+Hence, the statement that Addison made that
+his <i>Spectator</i> reached twenty more people than
+bought it, would not appear to be extravagant.</p>
+
+<p>In a few years coffee houses spread over
+the whole of London and it was currently
+thought that they were established on granite
+foundation, but thirty years ago they had declined
+so that only two or three survived fairly
+unchanged. I recall going to one one night
+and meeting there that strange saturnine figure
+of the 1880’s, Lothrop Withington, reputed to
+have a very extensive knowledge of Elizabethan
+England. It was in Tottenham Court Road
+and Gissing used to frequent the place. We
+sat in a long room with neatly sanded floor.
+The tables were bare topped, each with a
+straight bench on either side, with high partitions
+between each table and its neighbor. At
+the end of the room was the open fire-place
+with a couple of shining steaming kettles at
+which presided a neat woman in a print frock.
+There was no bill of fare and no variety in the
+course served. You had a mutton chop with
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</span>coffee and bread, or nothing. Entering, a lad
+brought you a new, long clay pipe called a
+church-warden. The surroundings were conducive
+to conversation and the prices charged
+were extremely modest.</p>
+
+<p>At such coffee houses the affairs of the nation
+and universe were settled and unsettled;
+clubs and social groups were formed, and, on
+occasions, political plots hatched. An amusing
+account of the various London resorts of this
+nature in the days of Addison was given in
+<i>A Brief and Merry History of Great Britain</i>,
+and, for the information of intellectual strangers,
+the subjects usually discussed at each was
+listed and classified thus:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>At those Coffee Houses, near the Court, called
+White’s, St. James’, William’s, the conversation
+turns chiefly upon Equipages, Horse Matches,
+Mode of Mortgages: The Cocoa Tree upon
+Bribery and Corruption, Evil Ministers, Errors
+and Mistakes in Government: the Scotch Coffee-Houses
+towards Charing Cross, on Places and
+Pensions; the Tilt Yard and Young Man’s on
+Affronts, Honor, Satisfaction, Duels and Recounters....
+In these Coffee-Houses about
+the Temple the subjects are generally on Causes,
+Costs, Demurrers, Rejoiners and Exceptions;
+David’s the Welch Coffee-House on Fleet Street,
+on Births, Pedigrees, and Descents; Child’s and
+the Chapter, upon Globes, Tithes, Rectories, and
+Lectureships; ... Hamlin’s, Infant Baptism,
+Lay Ordination, Free Will, Election, Reprobation;
+... and all those about the Exchange,
+where the merchants meet to transact their affairs,
+are in a perpetual hurry about Stock Jobbing,
+Lying, Cheating, Tricking Widows and
+Orphans, and committing Spoil and Rapine on
+the Publick.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>Says the <i>Spectator</i>, having in mind the atmosphere
+intellectual of this coffee house and
+that:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>I have passed my latter years in this city,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</span>where I am frequently seen in most public
+places, though there are not above half a dozen
+of my select friends that know me; of whom
+my next paper shall give a more particular account.
+There is no place of general resort
+wherein I do not make my appearance; sometimes
+I am seen thrusting my head into a round
+of politicians at Will’s, and listening with great
+attention to the narratives that are made in
+those little circular audiences; sometimes I
+smoke a pipe at Child’s, and, while I seem attentive
+to nothing but the Postman, overhear the
+conversation of every table in the room. I appear
+on Sunday nights at St. James’ Coffee
+House and sometimes join the little committee
+in the inner room, as one who comes there to
+hear and improve. My face is likewise very well
+known at the Grecian, the Cocoa Tree, and in
+the theaters both of Drury Lane and the Haymarket.
+(<i>Spectator</i> No. 1.)</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>That the coffee house was not at all times
+a cave of harmony is evidenced in many places.
+We recall that <i>Sir Roger de Coverley</i> had
+“kicked Bully Dawson in a coffee house for
+calling him a youngster.” Then, too, a letter
+written by Colley Cibber to Mr. Pope would
+seem to show that the irascible and waspish
+temper of the Twickenham poet had got him
+into trouble.</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>“When you used to pass your hours at Button’s,”
+writes Cibber in 1742, p. 65, “you were
+even then remarkable for your satirical itch
+of provocation; scarce was there a gentleman
+of any pretention to wit, whom your unguarded
+temper had fallen upon in some biting epigram,
+among which you once caught a pastoral tartar,
+whose resentment, that your punishment might
+be proportionate to the smart of your poetry,
+had stuck up a birchen rod in the room to be
+ready whenever you might come within reach
+of it; and at this rate, you writ and rallied and
+writ on, till you rhymed yourself quite out of
+the coffee-house.”</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</span></p>
+
+<p>Pope, obviously was made for a coffee house
+career. Dryden, Addison, Steele and Savage on
+the other hand were in their glories at such
+gatherings. Once, at St. James’ Coffee House,
+Addison and his friends had noticed for several
+days a singular parson, who put his hat
+on the table, walked up and down the sanded
+floor for half an hour without speaking to any
+one, paid his money and left. They dubbed
+him the “mad parson.” One day Addison saw
+this “mad parson” step up to a new arrival who
+appeared to have come from the country, and
+heard him say, without any introduction:</p>
+
+<p>“Pray sir, do you know any good weather in
+the world?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir,” replied the other, “thank God I
+remember a great deal of good weather in my
+time.”</p>
+
+<p>“That is more than I can say,” grumbled the
+“mad” one. “I never remember any weather
+that was not too hot or too cold, too dry or too
+wet; but however God Almighty contrives it,
+at the end of the year ’tis all very well.”</p>
+
+<p>That was the first time Addison and Swift
+met.</p>
+
+<p>We gather that occasional dead beats walked
+the world even as with us. In the <i>Spectator</i>
+of March 28, 1711, appears the following:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p class="center">ADVERTISEMENT.</p>
+
+
+<p>To prevent all mistakes that may happen
+among gentlemen of the other end of the town,
+who come but once a week to St. James’ Coffee
+House, either by miscalling the servants, or requiring
+things from them as are not properly
+within their provinces; this is to give notice
+that Kidney, keeper of the book debts of the
+outlying customers, and observer of those who
+go off without paying, having resigned that
+employment, is succeeded by John Sowton; to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</span>whose place of enterer of messages and first
+coffee grinder, William Bird is promoted; and
+Samuel Burdock comes as shoe cleaner in the
+room of said Bird.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>Again, to all men who believe that human
+nature changes and that only in these latter
+and effete days are we burdened with bores,
+dogmatists, pedants and prigs, read what follows.
+It is Richard Steele writing in No. 145,
+and under date of August 16, 1711:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>You cannot employ yourself more usefully
+than in adjusting the laws of disputation in
+coffee-houses and accidental companies, as well
+as in more formal debates. Among many other
+things which your own experience must suggest
+to you, it will be very obliging if you will take
+notice of wagerers. I will not here repeat what
+Hudibras says of such disputants, which is so
+true, that it is almost proverbial but shall only
+acquaint you with a set of fellows on the inns-of-court
+whose fathers have provided them so
+plentifully, that they need not be anxious to get
+law into their heads for the service of their
+country at the bar; but are of those who are
+sent (as the phrase of parents is) to the temple
+to know how to keep their own. One of these
+gentlemen is very loud and captious at a coffee
+house which I frequent, and being in his
+nature troubled with a humor of contradiction,
+though withal excessively ignorant, he has
+found a way to indulge this temper, go on in
+idleness and ignorance, and yet still give himself
+the air of a very learned and knowing man
+by the strength of his pocket. The misfortune
+of the thing is, I have, as it happens sometimes,
+a greater stock of learning than of money. The
+gentleman I am speaking of takes advantage of
+the narrowness of my circumstances in such a
+manner that he has read all that I can pretend
+to, and runs me down with a positive air, and
+with such powerful arguments that from a very
+learned person I am thought a mere pretender.
+Not long ago, I was relating that I had read
+a passage in Tacitus; up starts my gentleman
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</span>in company, and pulling out his purse offered
+to lay me ten guineas, to be staked immediately
+to that gentleman’s hands, (pointing to one
+smoking at another table), that I was utterly
+mistaken. I was dumb for want of ten guineas....
+There are several of this sort of fellows
+in town, who wager themselves into statesmen,
+historians, geographers, mathematicians and
+every other art....</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>Like any other man of cultivated taste and
+cosmopolitan training, Addison had the contempt
+of enlightened persons for the fanaticisms
+of his time. For then, as now, there was
+political mistrust and suspicion and fanatics
+were abroad. The changes were rung upon
+all the familiar phrases of political oratory,
+gold and pinchbeck alike, and the political rhetorician
+recklessly indulged in sentiments to
+which the whole tenor of his career gave the
+lie. The coffee houses swarmed with those
+who smelt treason where none existed, who
+scented plots where were none, who saw in
+innocent remarks dangerous tendencies, and beheld,
+in the sweet fiction of the <i>Spectator’s</i>
+club a diabolical contrivance for intrigue. Very
+magnificently Addison handles the situation in
+<i>Spectator</i> No. 46, of April 23, 1711, and we get
+incidentally a pretty side light on coffee house
+society.</p>
+
+
+<p class="ph3">ON SUSPICION.</p>
+
+<p class="ph4">NO. 46, SPECTATOR—ADDISON.</p>
+
+<p>When I want material for this paper, it is
+my custom to go abroad in quest of game; and
+when I meet any proper subject, I take the
+first opportunity of setting down a hint of it
+upon paper. At the same time, I look into the
+letters of my correspondents, and if I find anything
+suggested in them that may afford matter
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</span>of speculation, I likewise enter a minute
+of it in my collection of materials. By this
+means I frequently carry about with me a
+whole sheetful of hints, that would look like a
+rhapsody of nonsense to anyone but myself.
+There is nothing in them but obscurity and
+confusion, raving and inconsistency. In short,
+they are my speculations in the first principles,
+that (like the world in its chaos) are void of
+all light, distinction and order.</p>
+
+<p>About a week since, there happened to me a
+very odd accident, by reason of one of these
+my papers of minutes which I had accidentally
+dropped at Lloyd’s coffee house, where the
+auctions are usually kept. Before I missed
+it, there was a cluster of people who had found
+it, and were diverting themselves with it at one
+end of the coffee house. It had raised so much
+laughter among them before I had observed
+what they were about, that I had not the courage
+to own it. The boy of the coffee house,
+when they had done with it, carried it about
+in his hand, asking everybody if they had dropped
+a written paper; but nobody challenging
+it, he was ordered by those merry gentlemen
+who had before perused it, to get up into the
+auction pulpit, and read it to the whole room,
+that if anyone would own it, they might. The
+boy accordingly mounted the pulpit, and with a
+very audible voice read as follows:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p class="center">MINUTES.</p>
+
+
+<p>Sir Roger de Coverly’s country seat—yes, for
+I hate long speeches—Query, if a good Christian
+may be a conjurer—Childermas day, salt cellar,
+house-dog, screech-owl, cricket—Mr. Thomas
+Inkle of London, in the good ship called the
+Achilles—Yarico—<b>Aehrescitque medendo</b>—Ghosts—The
+Lady’s Library—Lion by trade a tailor—Dromedary
+called Bucephalus—Equipage the
+Lady’s <b>summum bonum</b>—Charles Lillie to be
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</span>taken notice of—Short face a relief to envy—Redundancies
+in three professions—King Latinus
+a recruit—Jew devouring a ham of bacon—Westminster
+Abbey—Grand Cairo—Procrastination—April
+fools—Blue boars, red lions, hogs
+in armor—Enter a king and two fiddlers <b>soius</b>—Admission
+into the Ugly Club—Beauty how
+improvable—Families of true and false humor—The
+parrot’s school-mistress—Face half Pict
+half British—No man can be a hero of a tragedy
+under six foot—Club of Sighers—Letters from
+flower-pots, elbow chairs, tapestry-figures, lion,
+thunder—The bell rings to the puppet-show—Old
+woman with a beard married to a smock-faced
+boy—My next coat to be turned up with
+blue—Fable of tongs and gridiron—Flower
+dyers—The soldier’s prayer—Thank ye for nothing,
+says the gallipot—Pactolus in the stockings
+with golden clocks to them—Bamboos, cudgels,
+drum-sticks—Slip of my landlady’s eldest daughter—The
+black mare with a star in her forehead—The
+barber’s pole—Will Honeycomb’s coat-pocket—Caesar’s
+behavior and my own in parallel
+circumstances—Poems in patchwork—<b>Nulli
+gravi est percussus Achilles</b>—The female
+conventicler—The ogle-master.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>The reading of this paper made the whole
+coffee house very merry; some of them concluded
+it was written by a mad man, and others
+by somebody that had been taking notes out
+of the <i>Spectator</i>. One, who had the appearance
+of a very substantial citizen, told us, with
+several political winks and nods, that he wished
+there was no more in the paper than what was
+expressed in it: that for his part, he looked
+upon the dromedary, the gridiron, and the barber’s
+pole, to signify more than was usually
+meant by those words: and that he thought
+that the coffee man could not do better than
+to carry the paper to one of the secretaries of
+state. He farther added, that he did not like
+the name of the outlandish man with the golden
+clock in his stockings. A young Oxford
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</span>scholar who chanced to be with his uncle at
+the coffee house, discovered to us who this
+Pactolus was: and by that means turned the
+whole scheme of this worthy citizen into ridicule.
+While they were making their several
+conjectures upon this innocent paper, I reached
+out my arm to the boy as he was coming out
+of the pulpit, to give it to me; which he did
+accordingly. This drew the eyes of the whole
+company upon me; but after having cast a
+cursory glance over it, and shook my head
+twice or thrice at the reading of it, I twisted
+it into a kind of match, and lighted my pipe
+with it. My profound silence, together with the
+steadiness of my countenance, and the gravity
+of my behavior during this whole transaction,
+raised a very loud laugh on all sides of me;
+but as I had escaped all suspicion of being the
+author, I was very well satisfied, and applying
+myself to my pipe and the Postman, took no
+further notice of anything that passed about
+me.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>In No. 9, March 19, 1710, we find an account
+of a Social Club formed by a few in a certain
+ale house. It is of a lower social strata.</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p class="hanging-indent1"><i>Rules to be observed in the Two-Penny Club
+erected in this place for the preservation of
+friendship and good neighborhoods.</i></p>
+
+
+<p>1. Every member at his first coming shall
+lay down his two-pence.</p>
+
+<p>2. Every member shall fill his pipe out of
+his own box.</p>
+
+<p>3. If any member absent himself, he shall
+forfeit a penny for the use of the club, unless
+in case of sickness or imprisonment.</p>
+
+<p>4. If any member curses or swears, his
+neighbor may give him a kick upon the shins.</p>
+
+<p>5. If any member tells stories in the club
+that are not true, he shall forfeit for every
+third lie a half penny.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</span></p>
+
+<p>6. If any member strikes another wrongfully,
+he shall pay his club for him.</p>
+
+<p>7. If any member brings his wife into the
+club, he shall pay for whatever she drinks or
+smokes.</p>
+
+<p>8. If any member’s wife comes to fetch him
+home from the club, she shall speak to him
+without the door.</p>
+
+<p>9. If any member calls another a cuckold,
+he shall be turned out of the club.</p>
+
+<p>10. None shall be permitted into the club
+that is of the same trade with any member of it.</p>
+
+<p>11. None of the club shall have his clothes
+or shoes made or mended but by a brother member.</p>
+
+<p>12. No non-juror shall be capable of being
+a member.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>In those days there were lively happenings.
+Dick Turpin on his bonny Black Bess frightened
+travelers on Hounslow Heath, made his
+famous ride from London to York, in twenty-four
+hours, and, one gray day in November of
+1714, died at Tyburn, dressed in his gayest
+attire with a rose at his button hole. Nor
+would the crowd allow his body to be given
+to the surgeons, for, seeing it taken from the
+gallows, they rescued it, carried it through the
+town in triumph, then buried it in a deep grave
+that night.</p>
+
+<p>Claude Duval, too, was a popular hero, the
+pink of politeness, the gentleman thief it was
+an honor to be robbed by. He would stop a
+coach to dance a Sarabandi with the lady, and
+then rob her escort. He</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Taught the wild Arabs of the road</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">To rob in a more gentle mode;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Take prizes more obligingly than those</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Who never had been bred <b>filous</b>;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And how to hang in a more graceful fashion</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Than e’er was known before to the dull English nation.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</span></p>
+
+<p>There was a period of insane speculation
+commencing with the South Sea Company originated
+by Harley, Earl of Oxford, with a view
+to restore public credit. Visions of ingots
+danced before everyone’s eyes, and stock in
+any scheme rose rapidly. One bright genius,
+forerunner of a Ponzi, announced the formation
+of a company “for carrying on an undertaking
+of great advantage, but nobody to know
+what it is.” The prospectus announced that it
+required a capital of a half million pounds, of
+5,000 shares of a hundred pounds each with a
+deposit of two pounds on application. Each
+subscriber paying his initial deposit would be
+entitled to a hundred pounds per annum per
+share. The following morning after the prospectus
+had gone forth, he opened his office in
+Cornhill, and when he closed that day at three,
+he was the winner of two thousand pounds
+clear, so did not re-open his office, nor stay in
+the country.</p>
+
+<p>In the papers of the period are to be found
+advertisements and notices, all kinds of mad
+money-making propositions, as filed at the
+Council Chamber Whitehall. To name a few:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>Petition for a wheel for perpetual motion.</p>
+
+<p>For the philosopher’s stone. (Steele was interested
+in this question.)</p>
+
+<p>Petition for incorporation to carry on a whale
+fishery.</p>
+
+<p>On paving London Streets. Capital two million
+pounds.</p>
+
+<p>For trading in human hair.</p>
+
+<p>For the transmutation of quicksilver into
+malleable fine metal.</p>
+
+<p>For changing lead into gold.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>Duelling was very prevalent. Addison and
+Steele in the <i>Spectator</i> were untiring in the
+reprobation of it. Steele constantly exposed
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</span>the absurdity of the practice and endeavored
+to bring his readers to his way of thinking.
+His comedy, <i>The Conscious Lover</i>, contains an
+admirable exposure of the abuse of the word
+honor, which led men to so fanatic an absurdity.
+Swift, in his own savage way, remarked
+that he could “see no harm in rogues and fools
+shooting one another.” Addison summed up
+nearly all that could be said on the subject in
+the following powerful paragraph:</p>
+
+<p>“A Christian and a gentleman are made inconsistent
+appellations of the same person. You
+are not to expect eternal life if you are not
+to forgive injuries, and your mortal life is
+rendered uncomfortable if you are not ready
+to commit a murder in resentment of an affront;
+for good sense, as well as religion, is
+so utterly banished in the world that men
+glory in their very passions, and pursue trifles
+with the utmost vengeance, so little do they
+know that to forgive is the most arduous pitch
+human nature can arrive at. A coward has
+often fought—a coward has often conquered,
+but a coward never forgave.”</p>
+
+<p>Again in No. 99, June 23, 1711, Addison
+writes:</p>
+
+<p>“The placing the point of honor in this false
+kind of courage, has given occasion to the very
+refuse of mankind, who have neither virtue
+nor common sense, to set up for men of honor.
+An English peer who has not long been dead,
+(this was William Cavendish, the first duke
+of Devonshire, who died August 18, 1707) used
+to tell a pleasant story of a French gentleman
+that visited him early one morning at Paris,
+and after great professions of respect, let him
+know that he had it in his power to oblige
+him; which in short, amounted to this—that
+he believed that he could tell his lordship the
+person’s name who jostled him as he came out
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</span>from the opera: but before he would proceed,
+he begged his lordship that he would not deny
+him the honor of making him his second. The
+English Lord to avoid being drawn into a very
+foolish affair, told him that he was under engagements
+for his two next duels to a couple of
+particular friends; upon which the gentleman
+immediately withdrew, hoping his lordship
+would not take it ill if he meddled no further
+in an affair from whence he was to receive no
+advantage.</p>
+
+<p>“The beating down of this false notion of
+honor in so vain and lively a people as those
+of France, is deservedly looked upon as one
+of the most glorious parts of their present
+king’s reign. It is a pity but the punishment
+of these mischievous notions should have in
+it some particular circumstance of shame or
+infamy: that those who are slaves to them may
+see, that instead of advancing their reputations,
+they lead them to ignominy and dishonor.</p>
+
+<p>“Death is not sufficient to deter men who
+make it their glory to despise it; but if every
+one that fought a duel were to stand in the
+pillory, it would quickly lessen the number
+of these imaginary men of honor, and put an
+end to so absurd a practice.</p>
+
+<p>“When honor is to support virtue’s principles,
+and runs parallel to the laws of God
+and our country, it cannot be too much cherished
+and encouraged: but when the dictates
+of honor are contrary to those of religion and
+equity, they are the greatest depravations of
+human nature, by giving wrong ambitions and
+ideas of what is good and laudable; and should
+therefore be exploded by all governments, and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</span>driven out of the bane and plague of human
+society.”</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>The article was penned in consequence of an
+affair on the 8th of May, 1711, when Sir
+Cholmely Deering, M.P., for the county of
+Kent, was slain in a duel by Mr. Richard
+Thornhill, also member of the House of Commons.
+Three days after, by the efforts of Addison,
+Sir Peter King brought the subject under
+the notice of the Legislature, and after dwelling
+at considerable length on the alarming increase
+of the practice, obtained leave to bring
+in a bill for the prevention and punishment
+of duelling.</p>
+
+<p>As an Irishman, fighting against duelling,
+Steele was going contrary to all the traditions
+of his countrymen. In Ireland, not only military
+men, but men of every profession had
+to work a way to eminence with pistol or
+sword. Each political party had its regular
+corps of fire eaters who qualified themselves
+for the position by spending their whole time
+at target practice. They boasted that they
+could hit upon an opponent in any part of his
+body they pleased, and made up their minds
+before the encounter began whether they should
+kill him, disable him, or disfigure him for life.</p>
+
+<p>We have it on the authority of Sir Jonah
+Barrington in his “Personal Sketches of His
+Own Time” that “no young fellow could finish
+his education till he had exchanged shots with
+some of his acquaintances. The first questions
+always asked as to a young man’s respectability
+and qualifications, particularly when he
+proposed for a lady-wife were—‘What family is
+he of?’ ‘Did he ever blaze?’”</p>
+
+<p>Everywhere, as you see, there are coarse
+things, great and gross sensuality, wild animality,
+unrestrained joy and not a little bestial
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</span>pleasure. Virtue had the semblance of puritanism
+and the memory of the days under the
+rule of the kill-joys was a nightmare. So, men
+who wrote the news sheets of the day saw
+nothing for it but to foster that brutal bloody
+impulse that seemed to sway the masses of
+their readers. If it was necessary to feed
+them, then the fare given was raw flesh,
+violence, blood. This must be borne in mind
+in order to fully appreciate the wonderful
+change brought about in five short years by
+two men of fine tastes and delicate sensibilities.
+Steele in No. cxxxiv of the <i>Tatler</i>,
+condemning the cruelty of the age, says he
+has “often wondered that we do not lay outside
+a custom which makes us appear barbarous
+to nations much more rude and unpolished
+than ourselves. Some French writers
+have represented this diversion of the common
+people much to our disadvantage, and
+imputed it to natural fierceness and cruelty
+of temper, as they do some other entertainments
+peculiar to our nation. I mean these
+elegant diversions and bull baiting and prize
+fighting, with the like ingenious recreation
+of the Bear-garden. I wish I knew how to
+answer this reproach that is cast upon us, and
+excuse the death of many innocent cocks, bulls,
+dogs, and bears, as have been set together
+by the ears, or died untimely deaths, only to
+make us sport.”</p>
+
+<p>Bearing that in mind, I call your attention
+to an advertisement of the time which I copy
+from the Harlean MSS. 5931,46. Here it is,
+word for word:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>At the Bear Garden in Hockley in the Hole,
+1710. This is to give notice to all Gentlemen,
+Gamesters, and Others, that on this present
+Monday is a match to be fought by two dogs,
+one from Newgate Market against one from
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</span>Honey Lane Market, at a Bull, for a Guinea to
+be spent. Five Let goes out off Hand, which
+goes fairest and farthest in, wins all; likewise
+a Green Bull to be baited, which was never
+baited before, and a Bull to be turned loose with
+fireworks all over him; also a Mad Ass to be
+baited; with variety of Bull Baiting, and Bear
+Baiting, and a dog to be drawn up with Fireworks.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>One named Mission, a writer of the day,
+describes a bull fight as follows:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>They tie a rope to the foot of the ox or
+bull, and fasten the other end of the cord to an
+iron ring fix’d to a stake driven into the ground,
+so that this cord being 15 feet long, the bull
+is confined to a sphere of about 30 foot diameter.
+Several butchers or other gentlemen,
+that are desirous to exercise their dogs, stand
+round about, each holding his own by the ears;
+and, when the sport begins, they let loose one
+of the dogs; the dog runs at the bull. The bull
+immovable, looks down upon the dog with an
+eye of scorn, and only turns a horn to him to
+hinder him from coming under; the dog is not
+daunted at this, he turns round him, and tries
+to get beneath his belly, in order to seize him
+by the muzzle, or the dew lap or the pendant
+glands; the bull then puts himself in a Posture
+of Defense; he beats the ground with his feet,
+which he joins together as close as possible,
+and his chief aim is not to gore the dog with
+the point of his horn, but to slide one of them
+into the dog’s belly (who creeps close to the
+ground to hinder it) and to throw him so high
+in the air that he may break his neck in the
+fall. This often happens; when the dog thinks
+he is sure of fixing his teeth, a turn of the
+horn which seems to be done with all the negligence
+in the world, gives him a sprawl thirty
+foot high, and puts him in danger of a damnable
+squelch when he comes down. This danger
+would be unavoidable, if the dog’s friends were
+not ready beneath him, some with their backs
+to give him a soft reception, and others with
+long poles which may offer him slant ways, to
+the intent that, sliding down them, he may
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</span>break the force of his fall. Notwithstanding all
+this care a toss generally makes him sing to
+a very scurvy tune and draw his phiz into a
+pitiful grimace; but, unless he is totally stunned
+with the fall, he is sure to crawl again towards
+the bull, with his old antipathy, come
+on’t what will. Some times a second frisk into
+the air disables him forever from playing his
+old tricks; but, some times, too, he fastens on
+his enemy, and when he has seized him with
+his eye teeth, he sticks to him like a leech, and
+would sooner die than leave his hold. The bull
+bellows and bounds, and kicks about to shake
+off the dog; by his leaping, the dog seems to
+be no matter of weight to him though in all
+appearances he puts him to great pain. In
+the end, either the dog tears out the piece he has
+laid hold of, and falls, or else remains fixed
+to him, with an obstinacy that would never
+end, if they did not put him off. To call him
+away would be in vain; to give him a hundred
+blows would be as much so; you might cut
+him to pieces joint by joint before he would
+let him loose. What is to be done then? While
+some hold the bull, others thrust staves into
+the dog’s mouth and open it by main force.
+That is the only way to part them.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>I copy the advertisement that follows from
+the Harl. MSS. 5931,50:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>At the Bear Garden in the Hockley-in-the-Hole.</p>
+
+<p>A Trial of Skill to be performed between two
+Profound Masters of the Noble Science of Defense
+on Wednesday next, being the 13th inst.
+July, 1709 at two of the clock precisely.</p>
+
+<p>I, George Gray, born in the City of Norwich,
+who has fought in most parts of the West Indies,
+viz., Jamaica, Baradoes, and several other
+parts of the world, in all twenty-five times upon
+a stage and never yet was worsted, and now
+come to London, do invite James Harris, to
+meet and exercise at these following weapons,
+viz.:</p>
+
+<p>
+ Back Sword<br>
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</span> Sword and Dagger<br>
+ Sword and Buckler<br>
+ Single Falchion and<br>
+ Case of Falchions.
+</p>
+
+<p>I, James Harris, Master of the Noble Science
+of Defense, who formerly was in the Horse
+Guards, and hath fought a 110 prizes, and never
+left a stage to any man, will not fail God
+willing, to meet this brave and bold inviter, at
+the time and place appointed desiring sharp
+swords, and from him no favor.</p>
+
+<p><b>Note.</b>—No persons to be upon the stage but
+the seconds. <b>Vivat Regina.</b></p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>There is report of a similar entertainment
+by the hand of Steele in No. 436 of the <i>Spectator</i>,
+July 21, 1712. Steele does not plunge into
+the blood and the filth; he passes through on
+tiptoe and so daintily that the mire does not
+stick.</p>
+
+<p>“Being a person of insatiable curiosity, I
+could not forbear going on Wednesday last
+to a place of no small renown for the gallantry
+of the lower order of Britons, namely,
+the Bear-garden, at Hockley-in-the-Hole; where,
+(as a whitish-brown paper, put into my hands
+in the street, informed me) there was to be a
+trial of skill exhibited between two masters
+of the noble science of defense, at two of the
+clock precisely. I was not a little charmed
+at the solemnity of the challenge, which ran
+thus:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>I, James Miller, sergeant (lately come from
+the frontiers of Portugal), master of the noble
+science of defense, hearing in most places where
+I have been of the fame of Timothy Buck, of
+London, master of the said science, do invite
+him to meet me and exercise at the several
+weapons following, viz.:</p>
+
+<p>
+ Back Sword<br>
+ Sword and Dagger<br>
+ Sword and Buckler<br>
+ Single Falchion<br>
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</span> Case of Falchions<br>
+ Quarter Staff.
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>“If the generous ardor of James Miller to
+dispute the reputation of Timothy Buck had
+something resembling the old heroes of romance,
+Timothy Buck returned answer in the
+same paper with the light spirit, adding a
+little indignation at being challenged, and seeming
+to condescend to fight James Miller, not in
+regard of Miller himself, but in that, as the
+fame went out, he had fought Parkes of Coventry.
+The acceptance of the combat ran in
+these words:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>I, Timothy Buck, of Clare-market, master of
+the noble science of defense, hearing he did fight
+Mr. Parkes of Coventry, will not fail, God willing,
+to meet this fair inviter at the time and
+place appointed, desiring a clear stage and no
+favor. <b>Vivat Regina.</b></p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>“I shall not here look back on the spectacles
+of the Greeks and Romans of this kind, but
+must believe that this custom took its rise
+from the ages of knight-errantry; from those
+who loved one woman so well that they hated
+all men and women else; from those who would
+fight you, whether you were or were not of
+their mind; from those who demanded the
+combat of their contemporaries both for admiring
+their mistress or discommending her.
+I cannot therefore but lament that the terrible
+part of the ancient fight is preserved,
+when the amorous side of it is forgotten. We
+have retained the barbarity but not the gallantry
+of the old combatants. I could wish, me
+thinks, these gentlemen had consulted me in
+the promulgation of the conflict. I was obliged
+by a fair young maid, whom I understood to
+be called Elizabeth Preston, daughter of the
+keeper of the garden, with a glass of water;
+who I imagined might have been, for form’s
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</span>sake, the general representative for the lady
+fought for, and from her beauty the proper
+Amaryllis on these occasions. It would have
+run better in the challenge, ‘I, James Miller,
+sergeant, who have traveled parts abroad, and
+came last from the frontiers of Portugal, for
+the love of Elizabeth Preston, do assert that
+the said Elizabeth is the fairest of women.’
+Then the answer, ‘I, Timothy Buck, who have
+stayed in Great Britain during all the war in
+foreign parts for the sake of Susannah Page,
+do deny that Elizabeth Preston is so fair as
+the said Susannah Page. Let Susannah Page
+look on, and I desire no favor of James Miller.’</p>
+
+<p>“This would give the battle quite another
+turn; and a proper station for the ladies whose
+complexion was disputed by the sword, would
+animate the disputants with a more gallant incentive
+than the expectation of money from the
+spectators; though I would not have that neglected,
+but thrown to that fair one whose lover
+was approved by the donor.</p>
+
+<p>“Yet considering the thing wants such amendments,
+it was carried with great order. James
+Miller came on first, preceded by two disabled
+drummers, to show, I suppose, that the prospect
+of maimed bodies did not in the least deter
+him. There ascended with the daring Miller a
+gentleman, whose name I could not learn, with
+a dogged air, as unsatisfied that he was not
+principal. This son of anger lowered at the
+whole assembly, and, weighing himself as he
+marched around from side to side, with a stiff
+knee and shoulder, he gave intimations of the
+purpose he smothered till he saw the issue of
+this encounter. Miller had a blue ribbon tied
+around the sword arm; which ornament I conceive
+to be the remain of that custom of wearing
+a mistress’s favor on such occasions of old.</p>
+
+<p>“Miller is a man of six foot eight inches in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</span>height, of a kind but bold aspect, well fashioned,
+and ready of his limbs, and such a readiness
+as spoke his ease in them was obtained
+from a habit of motion in military exercise.</p>
+
+<p>“The expectation of the spectators was now
+almost at its height; and the crowd pressing
+in, several active persons thought they were
+placed rather according to their fortune than
+their merit, and took it in their heads to prefer
+themselves from the open area or pit to
+the galleries. This dispute between desert and
+property brought many to the ground, and
+raised others in proportion to seats by turns,
+for the space of ten minutes till Timothy Buck
+came on, and the whole assembly giving up
+their disputes, turned their eyes upon the champions.
+Then it was that every man’s affections
+turned from one or the other irresistibly.
+A judicious gentleman near me said, ‘I could
+methinks be Miller’s second, but I had rather
+have Buck for mine.’ Miller had an audacious
+look that took the eye; Buck had a perfect
+composure that engaged the judgment. Buck
+came on in a plain coat, and kept all his air
+till the instant of engaging, at which time he
+undressed to his shirt, his arm adorned with
+a bandage of red ribbon. No one can describe
+the sudden concern in the whole assembly; the
+most tumultuous crowd in nature was as still
+and as much engaged as if all their lives depended
+upon the first blow. The combatants
+met in the middle of the stage, and shaking
+hands, as removing all malice, with much grace
+to the extremities of it; from whence they immediately
+faced about, and approached each
+other, Miller with a heart full of resolution,
+Buck with a watchful, untroubled countenance:
+Buck regarding principally his own defense,
+Miller chiefly thoughtful of annoying his opponent.
+It is not easy to describe the many
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</span>escapes and imperceptible defenses between two
+men of quick eyes and ready limbs. But Miller’s
+heat laid him open to the rebuke of the
+calm Buck, by a large cut on the forehead.
+Much effusion of blood covered his eyes in a
+moment, and the huzzas of the crowd undoubtedly
+quickened the anguish. The assembly was
+divided into parties upon their different ways
+of fighting; while a poor nymph in one of the
+galleries apparently suffered for Miller, and
+burst into a flood of tears. As soon as his
+wound was wrapped up, he came on again with
+a little rage, which disabled him further. But
+what brave man can be wounded into more
+caution and patience? The next was a warm,
+eager onset, which ended in a decisive stroke
+on the left leg of Miller. The Lady in the
+gallery during this second strife, covered her
+face, and for my part, I could not keep my
+thoughts from being mostly employed on the
+consideration of her most unhappy circumstance
+that moment, hearing the clash of
+swords, and apprehending life or victory concerned
+her lover in every blow, but not daring
+to satisfy herself on whom they fell. The
+wound was exposed to the view of all who
+could delight in it, and sewed up on the stage.
+The surly second of Miller declared at this
+time that he would that day fortnight fight
+Mr. Buck at the same weapons, declaring himself
+the master of the renowned Gorman; but
+Buck denied him the honor of that courageous
+disciple, and, asserting that he himself had
+taught that champion, accepted the challenge.</p>
+
+<p>“There is something in human nature very
+unaccountable on such occasions, when we see
+the people take a painful gratification in beholding
+these encounters. Is it cruelty that
+administers this sort of delight? Or is it
+a pleasure that is taken in the exercise of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</span>pity? It was, methought, pretty remarkable
+that the business of the day being a trial of
+skill, the popularity did not run so high as
+one would have expected on the side of Buck.
+Is it that the people’s passions have their rise
+in self love, and thought themselves (in spite
+of all the courage they had) liable to the
+fate of Miller, but could not so easily think
+themselves qualified like Buck?</p>
+
+<p>“Tully speaks of this custom with less horror
+than one would expect, though he confesses
+it was much abused in his time, and seems
+directly to approve of it under its first regulations,
+when criminals only fought before the
+people. <i>Crudele gladiatorum spectaculum et
+inhumanum nonnullis videri solet; et haud
+scio annon ita sit ut nunc fit; cum vero sontes
+ferro depugnabant, auribus fortasse multa,
+oculis quidem nulla, poterat esse fortior contra
+dolorem et mortem disciplina.</i> The shows of
+gladiators may be thought barbarous and inhuman,
+and I know not but it is so as it is
+now practiced; but in those times when only
+criminals were combatants, the ear might perhaps
+receive many better instructions, but it
+is impossible that anything which affects our
+eyes should fortify us so well against pain
+and death.”</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>But brave, bellicose, blood-thirsty as was the
+Briton in the days of Addison, he was very
+fearful of unseen things. He feared a witch
+as we fear a microbe. He was full of morbid
+possibilities, his nerves were strangely susceptible.
+As a man in our day will fight the daily
+fight fearlessly, will declare his intellectual independence,
+will be bold in the expression of
+his opinions, yet quail and cringe at the name
+of the unseen Mrs. Grundy, so those who yelled
+at bull fights, glorified in the bloodshed of the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</span>ring side or went forth in the street to do battle
+for a political cause, feared with a most
+lively fear dark demoniac powers who worked
+by occult means and subtle fascinations of
+evil.</p>
+
+<p>In the paper that next follows, there is an exquisite
+touch when Sir Roger catches sight of
+a cat and the broomstick behind the old woman’s
+door. That to him seems to be proof positive
+of dark and nefarious doings—proof as
+positive as, not so long ago, it was considered
+proof positive by an excited crowd in a small
+town, when an old woman with a German name
+was found to have in her house a blue print of
+a railroad bridge. That it might have a perfectly
+legitimate origin was, to illogical minds,
+unthinkable. No. There was a blue print, and
+blue prints were sometimes used by spies. Germany
+had spies, and the old woman had a German
+name. So she went to jail. What further
+proof was needed? And who dare object to summary
+proceedings, lest he also be judged
+tainted?</p>
+
+
+<p class="ph3">ON WITCHCRAFT.</p>
+
+<p class="ph4">NO. 117, SPECTATOR—ADDISON.</p>
+
+
+<p>“There are some opinions in which man
+should stand neuter, without engaging his assent
+to one side or the other. Such a hovering
+faith as this, which refuses to settle upon his
+determination, is absolutely necessary in a
+mind that is careful to avoid errors and prepossessions.
+When the arguments press equally
+on both sides in matters that are indifferent to
+us, the safest method is to give up ourselves to
+neither.</p>
+
+<p>“It is with this temper of mind that I consider
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</span>the subject of witchcraft. Whenever I
+hear the relations that are made from all parts
+of the world, not only from Norway and Lapland,
+from the East and West Indies, but from
+every particular nation in Europe, I cannot
+forbear thinking that there is such an intercourse
+and commerce with evil spirits, as that
+which we express by the name of witchcraft.
+But when I consider that the ignorant and credulous
+parts of the world abound most in these
+relations, and the persons among us who are
+supposed to engage in such an infernal commerce,
+are people of weak understanding and
+crazed imagination—and at the same time reflect
+upon the many impostures and delusions
+of this nature that I have detected in all ages,
+I endeavor to suspend my belief till I hear
+more certain accounts than any which have
+yet come to my knowledge. In short, when I
+consider the question, whether there are such
+persons in the world as those we call witches,
+my mind is divided between two opposite opinions,
+or rather (to speak my thoughts freely)
+I believe there is, and has been, such a thing as
+witchcraft; at the same time can give no credit
+to any particular instance of it.</p>
+
+<p>“I am engaged in this speculation, by some
+occurrences that I met with yesterday, which
+I shall give my reader an account of at large.
+As I was walking with my friend Sir Roger by
+the side of one of his woods, an old woman applied
+herself to me for charity. Her dress and
+figure put me in the mind of the following description
+in Otway:</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">In a close lane as I pursu’d my journey</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">I spied a wrinkled hag, with age grown double,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Picking dry sticks, and mumbling to herself.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Her eyes with scalding rheum were gall’d and red;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Cold palsy shook her head; her hands seemed wither’d;</div>
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</span> <div class="verse indent0">And on her crooked shoulders had she wrapt</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">The tatter’d remnant of an old striped hanging,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Which served to keep her carcass from the cold:</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">So there was nothing of a piece about her.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Her lower weeds were all o’er coarsely patch’d</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">With different colored rags, black, red, white, yellow,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And seemed to speak variety of wretchedness.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>“As I was musing on this description, and
+comparing it with the object before me, the
+knight told me, that this very old woman had
+the reputation of a witch all over the country;
+that her lips were observed to be always in motion;
+and that there was not a switch about her
+house which her neighbors did not believe had
+carried her several hundred miles. If she
+chanced to stumble, they always found sticks
+or straws that lay in the figure of a cross before
+her. If she made any mistake at church,
+and cried amen in the wrong place, they never
+failed to conclude that she was saying her prayers
+backward. There was not a maid in the
+parish that would take a pin of her, though
+she should offer a bag of money with it. She
+goes by the name of Moll White, and has made
+the country ring with several imaginary exploits
+which are palmed upon her. If the
+dairy-maid does not make her butter come so
+soon as she would have it, Moll White is at
+the bottom of the churn. If a horse sweats in
+the stable, Moll White has been upon his back.
+If a hare makes an unexpected escape from
+the hounds, the huntsman curses Moll White.
+‘Nay,’ says Sir Roger, ‘I have known the master
+of the pack, upon such an occasion, send
+one of his servants to see if Moll White had
+been out that morning.’</p>
+
+<p>“This account raised my curiosity so far, that
+I begged my friend Sir Roger to go with me
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</span>into her hovel, which stood in a solitary corner
+under the side of the wood. Upon our first entering,
+Sir Roger winked to me, and pointed to
+something that stood behind the door, which
+upon looking that way, I found to be an old
+broom-staff. At the same time he whispered
+to me in the ear to take notice of a tabby cat
+that sat in the chimney corner, which, as the
+old knight told me, lay under as bad a report
+as Moll herself; for beside that Moll is said
+to accompany her in the same shape, the cat is
+reported to have spoken twice or thrice in her
+life, and to have played several pranks above
+the capacity of an ordinary cat.</p>
+
+<p>“I was secretly concerned to see human nature
+in so much wretchedness and disgrace, but
+at the same time could not forbear smiling to
+hear Sir Roger, who is a little puzzled about
+the old woman, advising her as a justice of
+peace to avoid all communication with the
+devil, and never to hurt any of her neighbors’
+cattle. We concluded our visit with a bounty
+which was very acceptable.</p>
+
+<p>“In our return Sir Roger told me that Moll
+had been often brought before him for making
+children spit pins, and giving maids the nightmare;
+and that the country people would be
+tossing her into a pond and trying experiments
+with her every day, if it was not for him and
+his chaplain.</p>
+
+<p>“I have since found upon inquiry that Sir
+Roger was several times staggered with the
+reports that had been brought him concerning
+this old woman, and would frequently have
+bound her over to the county sessions, had not
+his chaplain with much ado persuaded him to
+the contrary.</p>
+
+<p>“I have been the more particular in this account,
+because I hear there is scarcely a village
+in England that has not a Moll White in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</span>it. When an old woman begins to doat, and
+grow chargeable to a parish, she is generally
+turned into a witch, and fills the whole country
+into extravagant fancies, imaginary distempers,
+and terrifying dreams. In the meantime,
+the poor wretch that is the innocent occasion
+of so many evils, begins to be frightened
+at herself, and sometimes confesses secret commerces
+and familiarities that her imagination
+forms in a delirious old age. This frequently
+cuts off charity from the greatest objects of
+compassion, and inspires people with a malevolence
+towards those poor discrepit parts of our
+species, in whom human nature is defaced by
+infirmity and dotage.”</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>A word of explanation here seems necessary.
+At the time of Sir Roger’s supposed movements,
+memory of the great Matthew Hopkins
+was lively in many places, and, now and then,
+imitators sprang up, just as today, while the
+idea is generally discarded and thrown on the
+scrap heap of exploded opinions, you will find
+in back country districts, “water witches” who
+will undertake to locate water or minerals and
+tell the depth at which they are to be found.</p>
+
+<p>Matthew Hopkins lived in Essex and had
+made himself conspicuous in discovering the
+devil’s mark on many witches. He had a peculiar
+monopoly for a time, and, being a specialist,
+was much sought after, aiding the
+judges with his knowledge of “such cattle” as
+he called them, whenever a witch was suspected.
+Lesser lights in the way of specialists
+soon appeared.</p>
+
+<p>Later, he assumed the title of “Witch Finder
+General” and traveled through the central counties
+witch hunting. In one year, he brought
+more than sixty old women to the stake. His
+favorite method was that advocated by King
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</span>James in his “Demonologie.” The hands and
+feet of the suspected one were cross tied, then,
+wrapped in a blanket, they were laid on their
+backs in a pond. If they sank, they were adjudged
+innocent, but if they floated for a short
+time, as was often the case, especially when
+they were laid carefully on the water, they
+were judged guilty and burned.</p>
+
+<p>Another test was to make the suspected one
+repeat the Lord’s Prayer and the Creed. If a
+word was missed or wrongly pronounced, she
+was accounted guilty. It was said that witches
+could not weep more than three tears, and those
+only from the left eye. Thus, the natural excitement
+and its effect became a proof of guilt.</p>
+
+<p>Hopkins traveled through his counties like
+a man of consideration, attended by two assistants,
+put up at the chief inn of the place,
+and always at the cost of the authorities. His
+charges were twenty shillings a town, his expenses
+of living while there, and his transportation.
+This he claimed whether he found
+witches or not. If he found any, he charged
+twenty shillings a head in addition when they
+were brought to execution. For three years he
+carried on this infamous trade, success making
+him so insolent and rapacious, that high
+and low became his enemies. The Rev. Mr.
+Gaul, a clergyman of Houghton, in Huntingdonshire,
+wrote a pamphlet accusing him of
+being a common nuisance. Hopkins replied in
+an angry letter to the mayor of Houghton, stating
+his intention of visiting their town, but
+desiring to know whether it held many such
+sticklers for witchcraft as Mr. Gaul, and asking
+whether they were willing to receive and
+entertain him with the customary hospitality.
+He added by way of threat, that in case he did
+not receive a satisfactory reply, “He would
+waive their shire altogether and betake himself
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</span>to such places where he might do and punish,
+not only without control, but with thanks
+and recompense.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Gaul describes, in his pamphlet, one of
+the modes employed by Hopkins. It was proof
+even more atrocious than the swimming test.
+He says, that the “witch-finding general” used
+to take the suspected witch and place her in
+the middle of a room, upon a stool or table,
+cross-legged, or in some other uneasy posture.
+If she refused to sit in this manner, she was
+bound with strong cords. Hopkins then placed
+persons to watch her, for four and twenty hours,
+during which time she was to be kept with
+meat and drink. It was supposed that one of
+her imps would come during that interval, and
+suck her blood. As the imp might come in the
+shape of a wasp, a moth, a fly or other insect,
+a hole was made in the door or window to let
+it enter. The watchers were ordered to keep a
+sharp lookout, and endeavor to kill any insect
+that appeared in the room. If any fly escaped,
+or if they could not kill it, the woman was
+guilty; the fly was her imp, and she was sentenced
+to be burned, and twenty shillings went
+into the pockets of master Hopkins. In this
+manner he made one old woman confess because
+four flies had appeared in the room, that
+she was attended by four imps, named “Ilemazar,”
+“Pyewackett,” “Peck-in-the-crown,” and
+“Grizel-Greedigut.”</p>
+
+<p>Hopkins was eventually caught in his own
+trap. Suspected presently, he was beset by a
+mob in the village of Suffolk, and accused of
+being himself a wizard. An old reproach was
+brought against him, that he had, by means of
+sorcery, cheated the devil out of a certain memorandum
+book, in which Satan had entered the
+names of all the witches in England. “Thus,”
+said someone, “you find out witches, not by
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</span>God’s aid, but by the devil’s.” In vain he denied
+his guilt. The crowd put him to his own
+test. He was stripped and given the swimming
+test. Some say that he floated, was taken out,
+tried and executed upon no other proof of his
+guilt. Others assert that he was drowned. As
+no judicial entry of his trial and execution is
+found in any register, it appears most probable
+that he was killed.</p>
+
+
+<p class="ph3">SIR ROGER DE COVERLEY.</p>
+
+
+<p>We come to Sir Roger himself, the character
+that Addison loved as Dickens loved <i>Pickwick</i>,
+as Cervantes loved <i>Don Quixote</i>, as Rabelais
+loved his <i>Pantagruel</i>. Sir Roger was no wooden
+puppet, no dummy stuffed with straw. He
+lived. He had his faults, his opinions, his
+character. His is a type that has passed away.
+The county squire, in his position as magistrate,
+land owner, benefactor, respected authority,
+no longer exists. Be it remembered, there
+was, as William Morris used to point out, much
+of good, as well as much of evil, in the feudal
+system. In that day the land owner’s domain,
+was a little state, paternally governed. We
+have freed ourselves from that, to become institution
+governed. A Sir Roger scolded his tenants,
+knew their affairs, gave them advice, assistance,
+orders. There was indeed, a “mixture
+of the father and the master of the family” in
+him. He lived with his people and was respected,
+obeyed, loved; the simplicity of his
+tastes put him on something very near a level
+with them. That was something, as it is always
+something to see authority face to face.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+
+<p class="ph3">A VISIT TO SIR ROGER.</p>
+
+<p class="ph4">NO. 106, SPECTATOR, JULY 2, 1711—ADDISON.</p>
+
+
+<p>“Having often received an invitation from my
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</span>friend Sir Roger de Coverley to pass away a
+month, with him in the country, I last week accompanied
+him hither, and am settled with
+him for some time at his country-house. Sir
+Roger, who is well acquainted with my humor,
+lets me rise and go to bed when I please; dine
+at his own table or in my own chamber as I see
+fit; sit still and say nothing without bidding
+me be merry. When the gentlemen of the country
+come to see him, he only shows me at a
+distance: as I have been walking in his field
+I have observed them stealing a sight of me
+over an hedge, and have heard the knight desiring
+them not to let me see them, for that I
+hated to be stared at.</p>
+
+<p>“I am the more at ease in Sir Roger’s family,
+because it consists of sober and staid persons:
+for, as the knight is the best master in the
+world, he seldom changes his servants; and, as
+he is beloved by all about him, his servants
+never care for leaving him; by this means his
+domestics are all in years, and grown old with
+their master. You would take his valet-de-chambre
+for his brother; his butler is gray-headed,
+his groom is one of the gravest men I
+have ever seen, and his coachman has the looks
+of a privy-counsellor. You see the goodness of
+the master even in the old house dog, and in a
+gray pad that is kept in the stable with great
+care and tenderness out of regard to his past
+services, though he has been useless for several
+years.</p>
+
+<p>“I could not but observe with a great deal
+of pleasure the joy that appeared in the countenances
+of these ancient domestics upon my
+friend’s arrival at his country seat. Some of
+them could not refrain from tears at the sight
+of their old master! every one of them pressed
+forward to do something for him, and seemed
+discouraged if they were not employed. At
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</span>the same time the old knight, with a mixture
+of the father and master of the family, tempered
+the inquiries after his own affairs with
+several kind questions relating to themselves.
+This humanity and good nature engages everybody
+to him, so that, when he is pleasant upon
+any of them, all his family are in good humour,
+and none so much as the person whom
+he diverts himself with: on the contrary, if
+he coughs, or betrays any infirmity of old age,
+it is easy for a bystander to observe a secret
+concern in the looks of all his servants.</p>
+
+<p>“My worthy friend has put me under the
+particular care of his butler, who is a very
+prudent man, and as well as the rest of his
+fellow-servants, wonderfully desirous of pleasing
+me, because they have often heard their
+master talk of me as his particular friend.</p>
+
+<p>“My chief companion, when Sir Roger is diverting
+himself in the woods or in the fields,
+is a very venerable man who is ever with Sir
+Roger, and has lived in his house in the nature
+of a chaplain above thirty years. This gentleman
+is a person of good sense and some learning,
+of a very regular life and obliging conversation:
+he heartily loves Sir Roger, and
+knows that he is very much in the old knight’s
+esteem, so that he lives in the family rather
+as a relation than a dependent.</p>
+
+<p>“I have observed in several of my papers, that
+my friend Sir Roger, amidst all his good qualities,
+is something of a humorist; and that his
+virtues, as well as his imperfections, are, as it
+were, tinged by a certain extravagance, which
+makes them particularly his, and distinguishes
+them from those of other men. This cast of
+mind, as it is generally very innocent in itself,
+so it renders his conversation highly
+agreeable, and more delightful than the same
+degree of sense and virtue would appear in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</span>their common colours. As I was walking with
+him last night, he asked me how I liked the
+good man whom I have just mentioned; and
+without staying for my answer, told me that
+he was afraid of being insulted with Latin
+and Greek at his own table; for which he
+desired a particular friend of his at the university
+to find him out a clergyman rather
+of plain sense than much learning, of a good
+aspect, a clear voice, a sociable temper; and,
+if possible, a man that understood a little of the
+back-gammon. My friend, says Sir Roger,
+found me out this gentleman, who, besides
+the endowments required of him, is, they tell
+me, a good scholar, though he does not show
+it. I have given him the parsonage of the
+parish; and, because I know his value, have
+settled upon him a good annuity for life. If
+he outlives me, he shall find that he was
+higher in my esteem than perhaps he thinks he
+is. He has now been with me thirty years; and,
+though he does not know I have taken notice
+of it, has never in all that time asked anything
+of me for himself, though he is every
+day soliciting me for something in behalf of
+one or the other of my tenants, his parishioners.
+There has not been a law-suit in the
+parish since he has lived among them; if any
+dispute arises they apply themselves to him
+for the decision; if they do not acquiesce in
+his judgment, which I think never happened
+above once or twice at the most, they appeal
+to me. At his first settling with me, I made
+him a present of all the good sermons which
+have been printed in English, and only begged
+of him that every Sunday he would pronounce
+one of them in the pulpit. Accordingly he has
+digested them into such a series, that they
+follow one another naturally, and make a continued
+system of practical divinity.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</span></p>
+
+<p>“As Sir Roger was going on in his story,
+the gentleman we were talking of came up to
+us; and, upon the knight’s asking him who
+preached tomorrow, (for it was Saturday
+night,) told us, the Bishop of St. Asaph in the
+morning, and Dr. South in the afternoon. He
+then showed us a list of preachers for the
+whole year, where I saw with a great deal of
+pleasure Archbishop Tillotson, Bishop Sanderson,
+Dr. Barrow, Dr. Calamy, with several
+living authors who have published discourses
+of practical divinity. I no sooner saw this
+venerable man in the pulpit, but I very much
+approved of my friend’s insisting upon the
+qualifications of a good aspect and a clear
+voice; for I was so charmed with the gracefulness
+of his figure and delivery, as well as with
+the discourses he pronounced, that I think I
+never passed any time more to my satisfaction.
+The sermon repeated after this manner is like
+the composition of a poet in the mouth of a
+graceful actor.</p>
+
+<p>“I could heartily wish that more of our
+country clergy would follow this example; and,
+instead of wasting their spirits in laborious
+compositions of their own, would endeavor
+after a handsome elocution, and all those
+other talents that are proper to enforce what
+has been penned by greater masters. This
+would not only be more easy to themselves,
+but more edifying to the people.”</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>The peculiar relations between landowner
+and tenant as pictured by Addison, seem to be
+confirmed quite independently by that crusted
+old Tory, Sir Jonah Barrington. He writes:</p>
+
+<p>“At the great house all disputes among the
+tenants were then settled, quarrels reconciled,
+old debts arbitrated; a kind Irish landlord
+reigned despotic in the ardent affections of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</span>the tenantry, their pride and pleasure being
+to obey and support him.</p>
+
+<p>“But there existed a happy reciprocity of interest.
+The landlord of that period protected
+the tenant by his influence; any wanton injury
+to a tenant being considered as an insult
+to a landlord; and if either of the landlord’s
+sons were grown up, no time was lost by him
+in demanding satisfaction from any gentleman,
+for maltreating even his father’s blacksmith.</p>
+
+<p>“No gentleman of this degree ever distrained
+a tenant for rent: indeed the parties appeared
+to be quite united and knit together. The
+greatest abhorrence, however, prevailed as to
+tithe protectors, coupled with no great predilection
+for the clergy who employed them.
+These latter certainly were, in principle and
+practice, the real country tyrants of that day,
+and first caused the assembling of the White
+Boys.</p>
+
+<p>“I have heard it often said that at the time
+I speak of, every estated gentleman in the
+Queen’s county was <i>honored</i> by the gout. I
+have since considered that its extraordinary
+prevalence was not difficult to be accounted
+for, by the disproportionate quantity of acid
+contained in their seductive beverage, called
+rum-shrub, which was then universally drunk
+in quantities incredible, generally from supper
+time till morning, by all country gentlemen, as
+they said, to keep down their claret.</p>
+
+<p>“My grandfather could not refrain, and
+therefore he suffered well; he piqued himself
+on procuring, through the interests of Batty
+Lodge (a follower of the family who had married
+a Dublin grocer’s widow), the very first
+importation of oranges and lemons to the Irish
+capital every season. Horse loads of these
+packed boxes, were immediately sent to the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</span>great house of Cullenaghmore; and no sooner
+did they arrive, than the good news of <i>fresh
+fruit</i> was communicated to the colonel’s neighboring
+friends, accompanied by the usual invitation.</p>
+
+<p>“Night after night the revel afforded uninterrupted
+pleasure to the joyous gentry: the
+festivity being subsequently renewed at some
+other mansion, till the gout thought proper to
+put the whole party <i>hors de combat</i>; having
+the satisfaction of making cripples for a few
+months of each as he did not kill.</p>
+
+<p>“While the convivials bellowed with only
+toe or finger agonies, it was a mere bagatelle;
+but when Mr. Gout marched up the country,
+and invaded the head or the stomach, it was
+then called <i>no joke</i>; and Drogheda usquebaugh,
+the hottest distilled drinkable liquor ever invented,
+was applied to for aid, and generally
+drove the tormentor in a few minutes to his
+former quarters. It was, indeed, counted specific;
+and I allude to it more particularly, as
+my poor grandfather was finished thereby.</p>
+
+<p>“It was his custom to sit under a very large
+branching bay-tree in his armchair, placed in
+a fine, sunny aspect at the entrance to the
+garden. I particularly remember his cloak, for I
+kept it twelve years after his death; it was
+called a <i>cartouche</i> cloak, from a famous French
+gang who, it was said, invented it for his
+gang for the purpose of evasion. It was made
+of very fine broadcloth, of a bright blue color
+on one side, and a bright scarlet on the other;
+so that on being turned, it might deceive even
+a vigilant pursuer.</p>
+
+<p>“There my grandfather used to sit of a hot
+sunny day, receive any rents he could collect,
+and settle any accounts which his indifference
+on that head permitted him to think of.</p>
+
+<p>“At one time he suspected a young rogue of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</span>having slipped some money off his table when
+paying rent; and therefore, when afterwards
+the tenants began to count out their money, he
+used to throw the focus of his large reading
+glass upon their hands: the smart, without
+any visible cause, astonished the ignorant
+creatures! they shook their hands, and thought
+it must be the devil who was scorching them.
+The priest was let into the secret: he seriously
+told them all it <i>was</i> the devil, who had mistaken
+them for the fellow that had stolen the
+money from the colonel; but that if he (the
+priest) was <i>properly considered</i>, he would say
+as many masses as would bother fifty devils,
+were it necessary. The priest got his fee;
+and another farthing never was taken from
+my grandfather.”</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>Addison is too true an artist to give the
+impression that his character, his Sir Roger,
+is a type of the squire in general. Lightly,
+at the close of the essay on Sir Roger at
+church, he sketches another sort of man, the
+country squire full of pride and prejudice, who
+like Fielding’s <i>Squire Western</i> in <i>Tom Jones</i>,
+is a good fellow in the main, but hard, violent,
+dogmatic. Such a man is like a bull, headstrong,
+sometimes offensive, quick to anger,
+always ready to give battle. He is like a
+badly broken horse and ready to rear and kick
+at the least sign of opposition to his own will.
+He will storm and rage, then, of a sudden
+there is a change and he is swiftly at the
+other extreme. Consider that glorious creation
+of Fielding’s, <i>Squire Western</i>, a contemporary
+of Sir Roger.</p>
+
+<p>He is told that <i>Tom Jones</i> has dared to fall in
+love with his daughter. Then the storm
+breaks:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>It’s well for ’un I could not get at ’un; I’d
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</span>a licked ’un; I’d a spoiled his caterwaulin; I’d
+ha’ taught the son of a whore to meddle with
+meat for his master. He shan’t ever have a
+morsel o’ meat o’ mine, or a farden to buy it.
+If she will have ’un, one smock shall be her
+portion. I’d sooner give my estate to the sinking
+fund that it may be sent to Hanover to
+corrupt our nation with.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>Then, soon, there is the change. He is reconciled
+to <i>Tom</i>. He becomes as full of love
+as he was formerly of hate. The marriage
+shall not be delayed a day:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>To her, boy, to her, go to her. Hath she appointed
+the day, boy? What, shall it be tomorrow
+or the next day? I shan’t be put off
+a minute longer than the next day, I am resolved....
+I tell thee it’s all flim flam.
+Zoodikers! she’d have the wedding tonight with
+all her heart. Woulds’t not Sophy?...
+Where the devil is Allworthy?... Harkee,
+Allworthy, I bet thee five pounds to a crown,
+we have a boy tomorrow nine months. But
+prithee, tell me what wut ha? Wut ha Burgandy,
+Champagne, or what? For please Jupiter,
+we’ll make a night on’t.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>Nor again must it be supposed that the picture
+which Addison gives of the well kept
+church is actually representative of the condition
+of all church buildings in that day.
+Sir Roger, interested in his surroundings, was
+at no time unwilling to spend time and money
+on improvements. Others did not. There was
+another side to the picture. Cowper, writing
+an article for the <i>Connoiseur</i>, (No. 26, August
+19, 1756) says:</p>
+
+<p>“The ruinous condition of some of these
+edifices gave me great offence; and I could
+not help wishing that the honest vicar, instead
+of indulging his genius for improvements,
+by inclosing his gooseberry bushes
+within a Chinese rail, and converting half an
+acre of his globe land into a bowling green,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</span>would have applied part of his income to the
+more laudable purpose of sheltering his parishioners
+from the weather, during their attendance
+on the divine service. It is no
+uncommon thing to see the parsonage house
+well thatched, and in exceeding good repair,
+while the church, perhaps, has scarce any other
+roof than the ivy that grows upon it. The
+noise of owls, bats and magpies, makes the
+principal part of the church music in many of
+these ancient edifices; and the walls, like a
+large map, seem to be portioned out into capes,
+seas and promontories, by the various colors
+by which the damps have stained them. Sometimes,
+the foundation being too weak to support
+the steeple any longer, it has been expedient
+to pull down that part of the building, and
+to hang the bells under a wooden shed on the
+ground beside it. This is the case in a parish
+in Norfolk, through which I lately passed, and
+where the clerk and the sexton, like the two
+figures in St. Dunstan’s, serve the bells in
+capacity of clappers, by striking them alternately
+with a hammer.</p>
+
+<p>“In other churches I have observed that
+nothing unseemly or ruinous is to be found,
+except in the clergyman, and the appendages
+of his person. The squire of the parish or his
+ancestors, perhaps, to testify their devotion,
+and leave a lasting memorial of their magnificence,
+have adorned the altar piece with the
+richest crimson velvet, embroidered with vine
+leaves and ears of wheat; and have dressed
+up the pulpit with the same splendor and expense;
+while the gentleman who fills it, is
+exalted in the midst of all this finery, with
+a surplice as dirty as a farmer’s frock, and a
+periwig that seems to have transferred its
+faculty of curling to the band which appears
+in full buckle beneath it.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</span></p>
+
+<p>“But if I was concerned to see several distressed
+pastors, as well as many of our country
+churches in a tottering condition, I was
+more offended with the indecency of worship
+in others. I could wish that the clergy would
+inform their congregations, that there is no
+occasion to scream themselves hoarse in making
+the responses; that the town crier is not
+the only person qualified to pray with due devotion;
+and that he who bawls the loudest
+may, nevertheless, be the wickedest fellow in
+the parish. The old women, too, in the aisle
+might be told that their time would be better
+employed in attending to the sermon than in
+fumbling over their tattered testaments till
+they have found the text; by which time the
+discourse is drawing to its conclusion....</p>
+
+<p>“The good old practice of psalm singing is,
+indeed, wonderfully improved in many country
+churches since the days of Sternhold and
+Hopkins; and there is scarce a parish clerk
+who has so little taste as not to pick his
+staves out of the New Version. This has occasioned
+great complaints in some places, where
+the clerk has been forced to bawl by himself,
+because the rest of the congregation cannot
+find the psalm at the end of the prayer book;
+while others are highly disgusted with the innovation,
+and stick as obstinately to the Old
+Version as to the Old Style. The tunes themselves
+have also been set to jiggish measures;
+and the sober drawl, which used to accompany
+the two first staves of the 100th psalm
+with the <i>Gloria patri</i>, is now split into as
+many quavers as an Italian air. For this
+purpose there is in every county an itinerant
+band of vocal musicians, who make it their
+business to go round to all the churches in
+their turns, and, after a prelude with the
+pitch pipe, astonish the audience with hymns
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</span>set to the new Winchester measure and anthems
+of their own composing. As these new
+fashioned psalmodists are necessarily made up
+of young men and maids, we may naturally
+suppose that there is a perfect concord and
+symphony between them; and, indeed, I have
+known it happen that these sweet singers have
+more than once been brought into disgrace by
+too close unison between the thorough bass and
+the treble.</p>
+
+<p>“... The Squire, like the King, may be
+styled Head of the Church in his own parish.
+If the benifice be in his own gift, the vicar is
+his creature, and of consequence entirely at
+his devotion; or, if the care of the church be
+left to a curate, the Sunday fees of roast beef
+and plum pudding, and a liberty to shoot in
+the manor, will bring him as much under the
+Squire’s command as his dogs and horses. For
+this reason the bell is often kept tolling, and
+the people waiting in the church yard an hour
+longer than the usual time; nor must the service
+begin till the Squire has strutted up the aisle,
+and seated himself in the great pew in the
+chancel. The length of the sermon is also
+measured by the will of the Squire, as formerly
+by the hour glass; and I know one
+parish where the preacher has always the
+complaisance to conclude his discourse, however
+abruptly, the minute that the Squire gives
+the signal, by rising up after his nap....</p>
+
+<p>“... The ladies, immediately on their entrance,
+breathe a pious ejaculation through
+their fan sticks, and the beaux very gravely
+address themselves to the haberdasher’s bills
+glued upon the lining of their hats....”</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>One incident of Addison’s boyhood is particularly
+interesting as exemplifying the conflict
+of opinion on matters religious. All pleasure
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</span>had been barred under the Puritan rule,
+and the nation oppressed as never before under
+a religious despotism. Then, under Charles
+II, the pendulum swung too far in the other
+direction and sensual pleasure was exalted into
+a worship, and impiety into a creed. The aftermath
+of all that had its effect.</p>
+
+<p>So we have a key to what follows, taken
+from an essay by Addison in <i>Spectator</i> No. 125:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>The worthy knight, being but a stripling, had
+occasion to inquire which was the way to St.
+Anne’s Lane, upon which, the person he spoke
+to instead of answering his question called him
+a young Popish cur, and asked him who made
+Anne a saint. The boy, in some confusion, inquired
+of the next he met which was the way
+to Anne’s Lane, but was called a prick ear’d
+cur, for his pains, and, instead of being shown
+the way, was told that she had been a saint
+before he was born and would be one after he
+was hanged. “Upon this,” said Sir Roger, “I
+did not see fit to repeat the former question,
+but going into every lane of the neighborhood,
+asked what they called the name of that lane.”</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>Again in a <i>Spectator</i> of an earlier date, we
+find a semi-humorous letter setting forth the
+troubles of a man, a member of the Established
+Church, whose wife has become a dissenter.
+Thus:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>I am one of the most unhappy men that are
+plagued with a gospel gossip so common among
+dissenters (especially friends). Lectures in the
+morning, church-meetings at noon, and preparation
+sermons at night, take up so much of her
+time, it is very rare she knows what we have
+for dinner, unless when the preacher is to be
+at it. With him, come a tribe, all brothers and
+sisters it seems; while others, really such, are
+deemed no relations. If at any time I have her
+company alone, she is a mere sermon pop-gun,
+repeating and discharging texts, proofs, and applications
+so perpetually, that however weary I
+may to bed, the noise in my head will not
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</span>let me sleep till toward morning. The misery
+of my case, and great numbers of such sufferers,
+plead your pity and speedy relief; otherwise,
+I must expect in a little time, to be lectured,
+preached, and prayed into want, unless the happiness
+of being sooner talked to death prevent
+it. I am, etc.,</p>
+
+<p class="author">
+ R. G.
+</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+
+<p class="ph3">SIR ROGER AT CHURCH.</p>
+
+<p class="ph4">NO. 112, SPECTATOR, JULY 9, 1711—ADDISON.</p>
+
+
+<p>I am always very well pleased with a country
+Sunday, and think, if keeping holy the seventh
+day were only a human institution, it would be
+the best method that could have been thought
+of for the polishing and civilizing of mankind.
+It is certain the country people would
+soon degenerate into a kind of savage and
+barbarians, were there not such frequent returns
+of a stated time in which the whole village
+meet together with their best faces and
+in their cleanliest habits, to converse with
+one another upon different subjects, hear their
+duties explained to them, and join together
+in adoration of the Supreme Being. Sunday
+clears away the rust of the whole week, not
+only as it refreshes in their minds the notion
+of religion, but as it puts both the sexes upon
+appearing in their most agreeable forms, and
+exerting all such qualities as are apt to give
+them a figure in the eye of the village. A
+country fellow distinguishes himself as much
+in the church-yard, as a citizen does upon the
+Change, the whole parish politics being generally
+discussed in that place either after sermon
+or before the bell rings.</p>
+
+<p>My friend Sir Roger, being a good churchman,
+has beautified the inside of his church
+with several texts of his own choosing; he
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</span>has likewise given a handsome pulpit-cloth,
+and railed-in the communion table at his own
+expense. He has often told me that, at his
+coming to his estate, he found his parishioners
+very irregular; and that, in order to make
+them kneel and join in the responses, he gave
+every one of them a hassock and a common
+prayer book; and, at the same time, employed
+an itinerant singing-master, who goes about
+the country for that purpose, to instruct them
+rightly in the tunes of the psalms; upon which
+they very much value themselves, and indeed
+outdo most of the country churches that I have
+ever heard.</p>
+
+<p>As Sir Roger is landlord to the whole congregation,
+he keeps them in very good order,
+and will suffer nobody to sleep in it besides
+himself; for if by chance he has been surprised
+into a short nap at sermon, upon recovering
+out of it he stands up and looks
+about him, and, if he sees anybody else nodding,
+either wakes them himself or sends his
+servants to them. Several other of the old
+knight’s peculiarities break out upon these
+occasions; sometimes he will be lengthening
+out a verse in the singing-psalms, half a minute
+after the rest of the congregation have
+done with it; sometimes, when he is pleased
+with the matter of his devotion, he pronounces
+<i>Amen</i> three or four times in the same prayer;
+and sometimes stands up when everybody else
+is upon their knees, to count the congregation,
+or see if any of his tenants are missing.</p>
+
+<p>I was yesterday very much surprised to hear
+my friend, in the midst of the service, calling
+out to one John Matthews to mind what he
+was about, and not disturb the congregation.
+This John Matthews, it seems, is remarkable
+for being an idle fellow, and at that time was
+kicking his heels for diversion. This authority
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</span>of the knight, though exerted in that odd
+manner which accompanies him in all circumstances
+in life, has had very good effect upon
+the parish, who are not polite enough to see
+anything ridiculous in his behaviour; besides
+that the general good sense and worthiness of
+his character makes his friends observe these
+little singularities as foils that rather set off
+than blemish his good qualities.</p>
+
+<p>As soon as the sermon is finished, nobody
+presumes to stir until Sir Roger is gone out
+of the church. The knight walks down from
+his seat in the chancel between a double row
+of his tenants, that stand bowing to him on
+each side; and every now and then inquires
+how such-an-one’s wife, or mother, or son, or
+father do, whom he does not see at church;
+which is understood as a secret reprimand to
+the person that is absent.</p>
+
+<p>The chaplain has often told me, that upon a
+catechising day, when Sir Roger has been
+pleased with a boy that answers well, he has
+ordered a bible to be given to him next day for
+his encouragement; and sometimes accompanies
+it with a fitch of bacon to his mother.
+Sir Roger has likewise to add five pounds a
+year to the clerk’s place; and, that he may
+encourage the young fellows to make themselves
+perfect in the church service, has promised,
+upon the death of the present incumbent,
+who is very old, to bestow it according
+to merit.</p>
+
+<p>This fair understanding between Sir Roger
+and his chaplain, and their mutual concurrence
+in doing good, is the more remarkable, because
+the very next village is famous for the
+differences and contentions that arise between
+the parson and the squire, who live in a perpetual
+state of war. The parson is always
+preaching at the squire, and the squire, to be
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</span>revenged on the parson, never comes to church.
+The squire has made all his tenants atheists
+and tithe-stealers; while the parson instructs
+them every Sunday in the dignity of his order,
+and insinuates to them in almost every sermon
+that he is a better man than his patron. In
+short, matters have come to such an extremity,
+that the squire has not said his prayers either
+in public or private this half-year; and that
+the parson threatens him, if he does not mend
+his manners, to pray for him in the face of
+the whole congregation.</p>
+
+<p>Feuds of this nature, though too frequent in
+the country, are very fatal to the ordinary
+people; who are so used to be dazzled with
+riches, that they pay as much difference to the
+understanding of a man of an estate, as of a
+man of learning; and are very hardly brought
+to regard any truth, how important soever it
+may be, that is preached to them, when they
+know there are several men of five hundred
+a-year who do not believe it.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>Without any doubt whatsoever, the outstanding
+characteristic of our present day life is
+the extreme lack of sociability. It is the more
+apparent to me, because I have lived in countries
+at times, especially in Patagonia, where,
+in some respects, the manners and the customs
+of the people closely approached the manners
+and customs of the early eighteenth century.
+There were scandalous roisterers and hard
+drinkers there, and vice was in fashion, nor
+was it a delicate kind of vice. Many of the
+ladies would lend an ear to obscene ballads,
+on occasions swear and blaspheme very prettily,
+and consider as a good joke, the coarse
+words and oaths that flowed through their
+lovers’ conversation like filth through a sewer.
+We were never in a hurry and a horseback
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</span>journey was an occasion for sociability. It was
+much so in the Addison days. People on the
+highway had a will to companionship. <i>Will
+Wimble</i>, as you see in the paper that follows,
+“joined a couple of plain men who rode before,”
+and “conversed with them.” It was always so.
+You pick up your Fielding to see <i>Tom Jones</i>
+traveling mile after mile in company with a
+chance acquaintance. <i>Joseph Andrews</i> is carried
+on his way by a man with a spare horse.
+<i>Peregrine Pickle</i> on the road to Dover overtakes
+and journeys with all sorts and conditions
+of sociable men and <i>Roderick Random</i>
+never lacks a chance friend.</p>
+
+<p>Indeed, in the days when men were not so
+eager to save time which, when saved, they
+knew not what to do with, to encounter a fellow
+wayfarer was counted a high and joyful
+privilege. It meant companionship and a “God
+be wi’ ye” at parting. If fellowship is Heaven,
+as Morris put it, and the lack of fellowship is
+hell, then indeed we of today are much further
+advanced along the downward path that is
+paved with good intentions. Your present-day
+autoist is far more prone to knock the wayfarer
+down than to pick him up, or to insult
+his ears with a derisive fanfare on his klaxon
+than he is to bid him “God speed.” And so to
+Sir Roger.</p>
+
+
+<p class="ph3">SIR ROGER AT THE ASSIZES.</p>
+
+<p class="ph4">NO. 122, 1711, SPECTATOR—ADDISON.</p>
+
+
+<p>A man’s first care should be to avoid the
+reproaches of his own heart; his next, to escape
+the censures of the world; if the last interferes
+with the former, it ought to be entirely neglected;
+but otherwise there cannot be a greater
+satisfaction to an honest mind than to see those
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</span>approbations which it gives itself seconded by
+the applauses of the public: a man is more sure
+of his conduct, when the verdict which he
+passes upon his own behavior is thus warranted
+and confirmed by the opinion of all that
+know him.</p>
+
+<p>My worthy friend Sir Roger is one of those
+who is not only at peace within himself, but
+beloved and esteemed by all about him. He receives
+a suitable tribute for his universal benevolence
+to mankind, in the returns of affection
+and good will, which are paid him by
+every one that lives within his neighborhood.
+I lately met with two or three odd instances of
+that respect which is shown to the good old
+knight. He would needs carry Will Wimble
+and myself with him to the country assizes: as
+we were upon the road Will Wimble joined a
+couple of plain men who rode before us, and
+conversed with them for some time; during
+which my friend Sir Roger acquainted me with
+their characters.</p>
+
+<p>“The first of them,” says he, “that has a
+spaniel by his side, is a yeoman of about a
+hundred pounds a year, an honest man: he is
+just within the Game-Act, and qualified to
+kill an hare or a pheasant: he knocks down a
+dinner with his gun twice or thrice a week;
+and by that means lives much cheaper than
+those that have not so good an estate as himself.
+He would be a good neighbor if he did
+not destroy so many partridges: in short, he
+is a very sensible man; shoots flying; and has
+been several times foreman of the petty jury.</p>
+
+<p>“The other that rides along with him is Tom
+Touchy, a fellow for taking the law of everybody.
+There is not one in the town where he
+lives that he has not sued at quarter-sessions.
+The rogue had once the impudence to go to law
+with the Widow. His head is full of costs,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</span>damages, and ejectments; he plagued a couple
+of gentlemen so long for a trespass in breaking
+one of his hedges, till he was forced to sell
+the ground it enclosed to defray the charges of
+the prosecution: his father left him fourscore
+pounds a year; but he has cast and been cast
+so often, that is not now worth thirty. I suppose
+he is going upon the old business of the
+willow-tree.”</p>
+
+<p>As Sir Roger was giving me this account of
+Tom Touchy, Will Wimble and his two companions
+stopped short until we came up to
+them. Will it seems had been giving his fellow
+traveler an account of his angling one day
+in such a hole; when Tom Touchy, instead of
+hearing out his story, told him, that Mr. Such-an-one,
+if he pleased, might take the law of
+him for fishing in that part of the river. My
+friend Sir Roger heard them both upon a round
+trot; and, after having paused some time, told
+them, with the air of a man who would not
+give his judgment rashly, that <i>much might be
+said on both sides</i>. They were neither of them
+dissatisfied with the knight’s determination,
+because neither of them found himself in the
+wrong by it; and upon which we made the
+best of our way to the assizes.</p>
+
+<p>The court was set before Sir Roger came,
+but notwithstanding all the justices had taken
+their places upon the bench, they made room
+for the old knight at the head of them; who,
+for his reputation in the country, took occasion
+to whisper in the judge’s ear, <i>that he was
+glad his lordship had met with so much good
+weather in his circuit</i>. I was listening to the
+proceedings of the court with much attention,
+and infinitely pleased with the great appearance
+of solemnity which so properly accompanies
+such a public administration of our
+laws; when, after about an hour’s sitting, I
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</span>observed to my great surprise, in the midst
+of a trial, that my friend Sir Roger was getting
+up to speak. I was in some pain for him till
+I found he had acquitted himself of two or three
+sentences, with a look of much business and
+great intrepidity.</p>
+
+<p>Upon his first rising the court was hushed,
+and a general whisper ran among the country
+people that Sir Roger <i>was up</i>. The speech he
+made was so little to the purpose, that I shall
+not trouble my readers with an account of it;
+and I believe was not so much designed by the
+knight himself to inform the court, as to give
+him a figure in my eye, and keep up his credit
+in the country.</p>
+
+<p>I was highly delighted, when the court rose,
+to see the gentlemen of the country gathering
+about my old friend, and striving who should
+compliment him the most; at the same time
+that the ordinary people gazed upon him at a
+distance, not a little admiring his courage, that
+was not afraid to speak to the judge.</p>
+
+<p>In our return home we met with a very odd
+accident; which I cannot forbear relating, because
+it shows how desirous all who know Sir
+Roger are of giving him marks of their esteem.
+When we reappeared upon the verge
+of his estate, we stopped at a little inn to rest
+ourselves and our horses. The man of the
+house had, it seems, been formerly a servant
+in the knight’s family; and, to do honor to his
+old master, had some time since, unknown to
+Sir Roger, put him up in a sign-post before
+the door; so that the <i>Knight’s Head</i> had hung
+out upon the road a week before he himself
+knew anything of the matter. As soon as Sir
+Roger was acquainted with it, finding that the
+servant’s indiscretion proceeded wholly from
+affection and good-will, he only told him that
+he had made him too high a compliment; and,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</span>when the fellow seemed to think that hardly
+could be, added with a more decisive look, that
+it was too great an honor for any man under
+a duke; but told him at the same time, that
+it might be altered with a very few touches,
+and that he himself would be at the charge of
+it. Accordingly they got a painter by the
+knight’s directions to add a pair of whiskers to
+the face, and by a little aggravation of the
+features to change it into the <i>Saracen’s Head</i>.
+I should not have known this story, had not
+the innkeeper, upon Sir Roger’s alighting, told
+him in my hearing, that his Honor’s head was
+brought back last night with the alterations
+that he had ordered to be made in it. Upon
+this my friend with his usual cheerfulness related
+the particulars above mentioned, and ordered
+the head to be brought into the room.
+I could not forbear discovering greater expressions
+of mirth than ordinary upon the appearance
+of this monstrous face, under which, notwithstanding
+it was made to frown and stare
+in a most extraordinary manner, I could still
+discover a distant resemblance of my old
+friend. Sir Roger, upon seeing me laugh, desired
+me to tell him truly if I thought it possible
+for the people to know him in that disguise.
+I at first kept my usual silence; but,
+upon the knight conjuring me to tell him
+whether it was not still more like himself than
+a Saracen, I composed my countenance in the
+best manner I could, and replied, <i>that much
+might be said on both sides</i>.</p>
+
+<p>These several adventures, with the knight’s
+behavior in them, gave me as pleasant a day
+as ever I met with in any of my travels.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>If you went abroad at night in those days,
+it was better to carry a stout cudgel than a
+walking cane. Says the poet Gay, in his
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</span>“Trivia, or the Art of Walking the Streets of
+London” Part III, ii, 326,</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Who has not trembled at the Mohock’s name?</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Was there a watchman took his hourly rounds,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Safe from their blows or new invented wounds?</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">I pass their desperate deeds and mischief done,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Where from Snow hill black steepy torrents run;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">How matrons, hoop’d within the hogshead womb,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Were tumbled furious hence.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>The young men of the age, like everyone else,
+mistook brutality for pleasure just as do shallow
+minds today. The difference is, that whereas
+we take it out at second hand, looking at
+blood letting in a moving picture, or wasting
+time on a so-called funny sheet where the
+humor turns on someone being hurt, they were
+more sincere and honest about it. Gay, in
+his “hogshead womb” refers to the curious
+practice of the Mohocks, (which seemed to have
+something in common with our Ku Klux Klans
+in a love for cruelty and mob work), by which
+they caught a woman, packed her in a barrel,
+and set her rolling down a steep hill. You have
+seen, and perhaps enjoyed that kind of thing
+in a screen “comedy.” As the screen men at
+times picture impossible cowboys making innocent
+citizens dance by firing revolvers close
+to their feet, so the Mohocks made them dance
+by pricking their legs with their swords. Sometimes
+they went further, and, like latter day
+self-appointed patriotic leagues, killed those
+they tortured. Of the Mohocks, Swift writes,
+in his Journal to Stella, “Did I tell you of a
+race of rakes, called the Mohocks, that play
+the devil about this town every night, slit people’s
+noses and beat them? Faith, they shan’t
+cut mine; I like it better as it is. The dogs
+will cost me at least a crown a week in chairs.”</p>
+
+<p>The good knight had sufficient reason for
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</span>his fear, for the Mohocks at one time were a
+very serious menace. Eustace Bludgell in No.
+347 of the <i>Spectator</i>, of April 8, 1712, has a
+paper on the subject. The fellows who banded
+themselves together to terrorize quiet citizens,
+sometimes worked upon the superstitious fears
+of the ignorant, “like those specters and apparitions
+which frighten several towns and
+villages in her majesty’s dominions,” says
+Bludgell. The Mohocks tried to form a sort of
+invisible empire, like the Ku Klux Klan of
+today. They had their Emperor of the Mohocks,
+who sent anonymous letters of a threatening
+nature, which were signed, ridiculously
+enough “Taw Waw Eben Zan Kalader.” They
+pretended to constitute themselves into guardians
+of law and order, issuing manifestoes setting
+forth that “We have received information,
+from sundry quarters of this great and populous
+city, of several outrages committed” and
+so on. They were, of course, full of the sentimentality
+that finds absurd expression in proclamations
+that they were defenders of the honor
+of women. Read this, from Bludgell’s paper:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>And whereas, we have nothing more at our
+imperial heart than the reformation of the
+cities of London and Westminster, which to our
+unspeakable satisfaction we have in some measure
+already affected. We do hereby earnestly
+pray and exhort all husbands, fathers, housekeepers
+and masters of families ... not
+only to repair themselves to their habitations at
+early and seasonable hours, but also to keep
+their daughters, wives, sons, servants and apprentices,
+from appearing in the streets at those
+times and seasons which may expose them to
+military discipline as it is practiced by our
+good subjects the Mohocks; and we do further
+promise on our imperial word, that as soon as
+the reformation aforesaid shall be brought
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</span>about. We will forthwith cause all hostilities
+to cease.</p>
+
+<p>Given from our Court at the Devil Tavern,
+March 15th, 1712.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+
+<p class="ph3">SIR ROGER AT THE THEATRE.</p>
+
+<p class="ph4">SPECTATOR, NO. 335, MARCH 1712—ADDISON.</p>
+
+
+<p>My friend Sir Roger De Coverley, when we
+last met together at the club, told me that he
+had a great mind to see the new tragedy with
+me, assuring me, at the same time, that he
+had not been at a play these twenty years.
+“The last I saw,” said Sir Roger, “was the
+Committee, which I should not have gone to
+neither, had I not been told beforehand that
+it was a good Church of England comedy.” He
+then proceeded to inquire of me who this
+distressed mother was; and upon hearing that
+she was Hector’s widow, he told me that her
+husband was a brave man, and that when he
+was a school boy he had read his life at the
+end of the dictionary. My friend asked me, in
+the next place, if there would not be some
+danger in coming home late, lest the Mohocks
+should be abroad. “I assure you,” says he, “I
+thought I had fallen into their hands last
+night; for I observed two or three lusty black
+men that followed me half way up Fleet Street,
+and mended their pace behind me, in proportion
+as I put on to get away from them. You
+must know,” said the Knight with a smile,
+“I fancied they had a mind to hunt me; for
+I remember an honest gentleman in my neighborhood,
+who was served such a trick in King
+Charles the Second’s time; for which reason
+he has not ventured himself in town ever since.
+I might have shown them very good sport, had
+this been their design; for as I am an old fox
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</span>hunter, I should have turned and dodged, and
+have played them a thousand tricks they had
+never seen in their lives before.” Sir Roger
+added, that if these gentlemen had any such
+intention, they did not succeed very well in it;
+“for I threw them out,” says he, “at the end
+of Norfolk Street, where I doubled the corner
+and got shelter in my lodgings before they could
+imagine what had become of me, however,”
+says the knight, “if Captain Sentry will make
+one with us tomorrow night, and you will both
+call on me about four o’clock, that we may be
+at the house before it is full, I will have my
+own coach in readiness to attend you, for John
+tells me he has got the fore wheels mended.”</p>
+
+<p>The Captain, who did not fail to meet me
+there at the appointed hour, bid Sir Roger fear
+nothing, for that he had put on the same sword
+which he made use of at the battle of Steenkirk.
+Sir Roger’s servants, and among the
+rest my old friend the butler, had, I found, provided
+themselves with good oaken plants, to
+attend their master on this occasion. When
+he had placed him in the coach, with myself
+at his left hand, the Captain before him, and
+his butler at the head of his footmen in the
+rear, we convoyed him in safety to the play
+house, where, after having marched up the entry
+in good order, the Captain and I went in
+with him, and seated him betwixt us in the pit.
+As soon as the house was full, and the candles
+were lighted, my old friend stood up and looked
+about him with that pleasure, which a mind
+seasoned with humanity naturally feels in itself,
+at the sight of a multitude of people who
+seem pleased with one another, and partake of
+the same common entertainment, I could not
+but fancy to myself as the old man hearing a
+cluster of them praise Orestes, struck in with
+them, and told them, that he thought his friend
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</span>Pylades was a very sensible man; as they were
+afterwards applauding Pyrrhus Sir Roger put
+in a second time: “And let me tell you,” says
+he, “though he speaks but little, I like the old
+fellow in whiskers as well as any of them.”
+Captain Sentry seeing two or three wags, who
+sat near us, lean with an attentive ear toward
+Sir Roger, and fearing lest they should smoke
+the knight, plucked him by the elbow, and
+whispered something in his ear, that lasted till
+the opening of the fifth act. The knight was
+wonderfully attentive to the account which
+Orestes gives of Pyrrhus’s death; and at the
+conclusion of it, told me it was such a bloody
+piece of work that he was glad it was not done
+upon the stage. Seeing afterwards Orestes in
+his raving fit, he grew more than ordinary
+serious, and took occasion to moralize (in his
+way) upon an evil conscience; adding that
+Orestes in his madness, looked as if he saw
+something.</p>
+
+<p>As we were the first that came into the
+house, so we were the last that went out of it;
+being resolved to have a clear passage for our
+old friend, whom we did not care to venture
+among the justling of the crowd. Sir Roger
+went out fully satisfied with his entertainment,
+and we guarded him to his lodging in the same
+manner that we brought him to the playhouse;
+being highly pleased, for my own part, not only
+with the performance of the excellent piece
+which had been presented, but with the satisfaction
+which it had given the old man.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p><i>Note.</i> Much as the simple knight seemed to
+have been pleased with the play, <i>The Distrest
+Mother</i> was a dull version by Ambrose Philips
+of Racine’s <i>Andromaque</i>. Fielding made a burlesque
+of it in his <i>Covent Garden Tragedy</i>, 1712.
+The <i>Committee</i>, to which Sir Roger refers, had
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</span>a sub-title by which it was better known, <i>The
+Faithful Irishman</i>. It was written by Robert
+Howard, Dryden’s brother-in-law, and first produced
+in 1665.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb">
+
+<p>A country cousin could no more pass a week
+in London in those days without going to Vauxhall,
+than could a countryman stay any length
+of time in New York without finding his way
+to Coney Island. The earliest mention of the
+place is in Evelyn’s diary, 2nd July, 1661, when
+he went to see the “New Spring Garden at Lambeth;
+a pretty contrived plantation where sometimes
+they would have music and sit upon
+barges on the water.” Charles II, who missed
+nothing in the line of gaiety, had built for him
+“a fine room, the inside all of looking glass,
+and fountains very pleasant to behold,” which,
+the grave Morland, his Master Mechanic reports,
+was for the reception of “the King and
+his ladies.”</p>
+
+<p>Later, little improvements were made and
+there was an artificial cascade, a water mill,
+a bridge with a mail coach passing over it,
+a cottage scene with animated figures drinking
+and smoking by machinery. Samuel Pepys,
+who missed nothing, says, “July 27, 1688—So
+over the water with my wife and Deb and Mercer,
+to Spring Garden, and there ate and walked,
+and observed how rude some of the young gallants
+of the town are become, to go into people’s
+arbors, where there are not men, and almost
+gore the women—which troubled me to see
+the vice and confidence of the age.” Tom
+Brown, a little later, speaks of the close walks
+and wildernesses, which “are so intricate, that
+the most experienced mothers have often lost
+themselves looking for their daughters.”</p>
+
+<p>In the days of Sir Roger, the fashionable
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</span>way of going to the gardens was by water, and
+an evening there, with a glass of ale and a slice
+of hung beef was the usual course. Walpole,
+in a letter of 1750, gives an interesting account
+of a Vauxhall party: “I had a card from Lady
+Petersham to go with her to Vauxhall. I went
+accordingly to her house and found her and
+the little Asche, or the Pollard Ashe as they
+call her; they had just finished their last layer
+of red, and looked as handsome as crimson
+could make them.... We marched to our barge,
+with a boat of French horns attending, and little
+Ashe singing. We paraded some time up
+the river and at last debarked at Vauxhall....
+Here we picked up Lord Granby, arrived very
+drunk from Jenny Whim’s (a tavern between
+Chelsea and Pimlico). At last we assembled
+in our booth, Lady Caroline in the front, with
+the visor of her hat erect, and looking gloriously
+handsome. She had fetched my brother
+Orford from the next box, where he was enjoying
+himself with his <i>petite partie</i>, to help us
+to mince the chickens. We minced seven
+chickens in a china dish, which Lady Caroline
+stewed over a lamp with three pats of butter
+and a flagon of water, stirring and rattling and
+laughing, and we, every minute, expecting the
+dish to fly about our ears. She had brought
+Betty the fruit girl, with hampers of strawberries
+and cherries, from Roger’s, and made
+her wait on table and then made her sit by
+herself at a little table.... In short, the air of
+our party was sufficient, as you will easily
+imagine, to take up the whole attention of the
+gardens; so much so, that from eleven o’clock
+to half an hour after one, we had the whole
+concourse round our booth. At last they came
+into the little garden of each booth on the sides
+of ours, till Harry Vane took up a bumper, and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</span>drank their healths, and was proceeding to
+treat them with greater freedom. It was three
+o’clock before we got home.”</p>
+
+<p>Oliver Goldsmith in his “Beau Tibbs at Vauxhall”
+makes his hero say, significantly, “As for
+virgins, it is true they are a fruit that don’t
+much abound in our gardens here: but if ladies,
+as plenty as apples in autumn, and as complying
+as any <i>houri</i> of them all, can content
+you, I fancy we have no need to go to heaven
+for paradise.”</p>
+
+
+<p class="ph3">SIR ROGER AT VAUXHALL GARDENS.</p>
+
+<p class="ph4">SPECTATOR NO. 383, MAY, 1712—ADDISON.</p>
+
+
+<p>As I was sitting in my chamber, and thinking
+on a subject for my next <i>Spectator</i>, I heard
+two or three irregular bounces at my landlady’s
+door, and, upon the opening of it, a loud cheerful
+voice inquiring whether the philosopher
+was at home. The child who went to the door
+answered very innocently, that he did not lodge
+there. I immediately recollected that it was
+my good friend Sir Roger’s voice; and that I
+had promised to go with him on the water to
+Spring-garden, in case it proved a good evening.
+The knight put me in mind of my promise from
+the bottom of the staircase, but told me, that
+if I was speculating, he would stay below till
+I had done. Upon my coming down, I found
+all the children of the family got about my old
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</span>friend, and my landlady herself, who is a notable
+prating gossip, engaged in a conference
+with him; being mightily pleased with his
+stroking her little boy upon the head, and bidding
+him be a good child, and mind his book.</p>
+
+<p>We were no sooner come to the Temple-stairs,
+but we were surrounded with a crowd of watermen,
+offering us their respective services. Sir
+Roger, after having looked about him very attentively,
+spied one with a wooden leg, and immediately
+gave him orders to get his boat
+ready. As we were walking toward it, “You
+must know,” said Sir Roger, “I never make use
+of anybody to row me, that has not either lost
+a leg or an arm. I would rather bate him a
+few strokes of his oar than not employ an honest
+man that has been wounded in the Queen’s
+service. If I was a lord or a bishop, and kept
+a barge, I would not put a fellow in my livery
+that had not a wooden leg.”</p>
+
+<p>My old friend, after having seated himself
+and trimmed the boat with his coachman, who,
+being a very sober man, always serves for ballast
+on these occasions, we made the best of
+our way for Vauxhall. Sir Roger obliged the
+waterman to give us the history of his right
+leg; and, hearing that he had left it at La
+Hogne, with many particulars which passed in
+that glorious action, the knight, in the triumph
+of his heart, made several reflections as to the
+greatness of the British nation; as, that one
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</span>Englishman could beat three Frenchmen; that
+we could never be in danger of popery so long
+as we took care of our fleet; that the Thames
+was the noblest river in Europe; that London
+bridge was a greater piece of work than any
+of the seven wonders of the world; with many
+other honest prejudices which naturally cleave
+to the heart of a true Englishman.</p>
+
+<p>After some short pause, the old knight, turning
+about his head twice or thrice, to take a
+survey of this great metropolis, bid me observe
+how thick the city was with churches,
+and that there was scarce a single steeple on
+this side Temple-bar. “A most heathenish sight!”
+says Sir Roger: “there is no religion at this
+end of the town. The fifty new churches will
+very much mend the prospect: but church-work
+is slow, church-work is slow.”</p>
+
+<p>I do not remember I have anywhere mentioned,
+in Sir Roger’s character, his custom
+of saluting everybody that passes by him with
+a good-morrow or good-night. This the old man
+does out of the overflowings of his humanity,
+though at the same time it renders him so
+popular among all his country neighbours, that
+it is thought to have gone a good way in making
+him once or twice knight of the shire. He
+cannot forbear this exercise of benevolence even
+in town, when he meets with any one in his
+morning or evening walk. It broke from him
+to several boats that passed by upon the water;
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</span>but to the knight’s great surprise, as he gave
+the good-night to two or three of the young
+fellows a little before our landing, one of them,
+instead of returning the civility, asked us what
+queer old put we had in the boat, and whether
+he was not ashamed to go a-wenching at his
+years; with a great deal of the like Thames
+ribaldry. Sir Roger seemed a little shocked at
+first; but, at length assuming a face of magistracy,
+told us, “That if we were a Middlesex
+justice, he would make such vagrants know
+that her Majesty’s subjects were no more to
+be abused by water than by land.”</p>
+
+<p>We were now arrived at Spring-garden, which
+is exquisitely pleasant at this time of the year.
+When I consider the fragrancy of the walks and
+bowers, with the choirs of birds that sung upon
+the trees, and the loose tribe of people that
+walked under the shades, I could not but look
+upon the place as a kind of Mahometan paradise.
+Sir Roger told me it put him in mind of
+a little coppice by his house in the country,
+which his chaplain used to call an aviary of
+nightingales. “You must understand,” says the
+knight, “there is nothing in the world that
+pleases a man in love so much as your nightingales.
+Ah, Mr. Spectator! the many moonlight
+nights that I have walked by myself, and
+thought on the Widow by the music of the
+nightingale!” He here fetched a deep sigh, and
+was falling into a fit of musing, when a mask,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</span>who came behind him, gave him a gentle tap
+upon the shoulder, and asked him if he would
+drink a bo mead with her. But the knight, being
+startled by so unexpected a familiarity,
+and displeased to be interrupted in his thoughts
+of the Widow, told her, <i>She was a wanton
+baggage</i>, and bid her go about her business.</p>
+
+<p>We concluded our walk with a glass of Burton
+ale, and a slice of hung beef. When we
+had done eating, ourselves, the knight called a
+waiter to him, and bid him carry the remainder
+to the waterman that had but one leg. I perceived
+that the fellow stared upon him at the
+oddness of the message, and was going to be
+saucy; upon which I ratified the knight’s commands
+with a peremptory look.</p>
+
+<p>As we were going out of the garden, my old
+friend thinking himself obliged, as a member
+of the <i>quorus</i>, to animadvert upon the morals
+of the place, told the mistress of the house, who
+sat at the bar, that he should be a better customer
+to her garden, “if there were more nightingales
+and fewer improper persons.”</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+<div class="tnote">
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="Transcribers_note">
+ Transcriber’s note
+ </h2>
+
+
+<p>Minor punctuation errors have been changed without notice. Hyphenation and italicization
+were standardized.</p>
+
+<p>Spelling was retained as in the original except for the following
+change:</p>
+
+
+<table class="autotable">
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_3">3</a>: “smear acros his”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“smear across his”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_4">4</a>: “Rabelias, like Scarron”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“Rabelais, like Scarron”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_4">4</a>: “bagnois on occasion”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“baignoires on occasion”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_5">5</a>: “He was irresistible”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“He was as irresistible”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_7">7</a>: “under Secretary of State”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“Under Secretary of State”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_7">7</a>: “collector of Elizivirs and”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“collector of Elzevirs and”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_14">14</a>: “Hilare Belloc, H. M.”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“Hilaire Belloc, H. M.”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_22">22</a>: “sawyers dstroying saw”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“sawyers destroying saw”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_24">24</a>: “at Brook’s gambling”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“at Brooks’ gambling”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_27">27</a>: “atention to the narratives”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“attention to the narratives”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_27">27</a>: “a letter writer by”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“a letter written by”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_31">31</a>: “Thomas Incl of London”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“Thomas Inkle of London”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_35">35</a>: “formation af a company”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“formation of a company”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_37">37</a>: “would quickly lesson”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“would quickly lessen”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_40">40</a>: “tried to get beneath”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“tries to get beneath”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_42">42</a>: “Hockley-inthe-Hole; where”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“Hockley-in-the-Hole; where”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_64">64</a>: “figures in St. Dustan’s”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“figures in St. Dunstan’s”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_66">66</a>: “pleasuse had been”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“pleasure had been”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_76">76</a>: “Acordingly they got”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“Accordingly they got”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_76">76</a>: “himself than a Sarcacen”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“himself than a Saracen”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_77">77</a>: “so the Mohawks made”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“so the Mohocks made”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_78">78</a>: “only to repair thmselves”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“only to repair themselves”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_81">81</a>: “applauding Pyrrhu Sir”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“applauding Pyrrhus Sir”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_81">81</a>: “gives of Pyrrhu’s death”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“gives of Pyrrhus’s death”
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class="tdl">
+Page <a href="#Page_86">86</a>: “work that any”
+</td>
+<td class="tdl">
+“work than any”
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+
+</div>
+</div>
+<div style='text-align:center'>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78492 ***</div>
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