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+<div style='text-align:center'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78315 ***</div>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+ <h1 class="nobreak" id="OLIVER_CONSTABLE">
+ OLIVER CONSTABLE
+ <br>
+ <span>VOL. II.</span>
+ </h1>
+</div>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center">
+<span class="front">OLIVER CONSTABLE</span>
+<br>
+MILLER AND BAKER<br>
+<br>
+BY<br>
+SARAH TYTLER<br>
+<span class="allsmcap">AUTHOR OF ‘CITOYENNE JACQUELINE’ ‘SCOTCH FIRS’ ETC.</span><br>
+<br>
+<i>IN THREE VOLUMES</i><br>
+<br>
+VOL. II.<br>
+<br>
+LONDON<br>
+SMITH, ELDER, &amp; CO., 15 WATERLOO PLACE<br>
+1880<br>
+<br>
+<span class="allsmcap">[<i>All rights reserved</i>]</span>
+</p>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CONTENTS">
+ CONTENTS
+ <br>
+ <span class="allsmcap">OF</span>
+ <br>
+ <span>THE SECOND VOLUME.</span>
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+<table>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdw">CHAPTER</td>
+ <td colspan=2 class="tdr">PAGE</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdt">XI.</td>
+ <td class="tdh smcap">Oliver cultivates Jack Dadd</td>
+ <td class="tdb"><a href="#CHAPTER_XI">1</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdt">XII.</td>
+ <td class="tdh smcap">Harry Stanhope’s Notion of being a Yeoman</td>
+ <td class="tdb"><a href="#CHAPTER_XII">27</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdt">XIII.</td>
+ <td class="tdh smcap">Oliver’s Mission to the Women of his Class</td>
+ <td class="tdb"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIII">56</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdt">XIV.</td>
+ <td class="tdh smcap">The First Attempt</td>
+ <td class="tdb"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIV">76</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdt">XV.</td>
+ <td class="tdh smcap">The Annual Excursion</td>
+ <td class="tdb"><a href="#CHAPTER_XV">101</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdt">XVI.</td>
+ <td class="tdh smcap">The Middle and End of the Feast</td>
+ <td class="tdb"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVI">127</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdt">XVII.</td>
+ <td class="tdh smcap">Agneta Stanhope</td>
+ <td class="tdb"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVII">147</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdt">XVIII.</td>
+ <td class="tdh smcap">Oliver’s Lecture on Wordsworth</td>
+ <td class="tdb"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVIII">165</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdt">XIX.</td>
+ <td class="tdh smcap">An Illusion</td>
+ <td class="tdb"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIX">194</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdt">XX.</td>
+ <td class="tdh smcap">Oliver causes a Split in the Chapel
+ Connection because of his dogged
+ Opposition to Hartley, Norris, and Co.</td>
+ <td class="tdb"><a href="#CHAPTER_XX">221</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdt">XXI.</td>
+ <td class="tdh smcap">Mutiny in the Mill and the Bakehouse</td>
+ <td class="tdb"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXI">253</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdt">XXII.</td>
+ <td class="tdh smcap">A Reformer’s Reward</td>
+ <td class="tdb"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXII">272</a></td>
+ </tr>
+</table>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</span></p>
+
+
+ <div class="front" id="OLIVER_CONSTABLE_1">
+ OLIVER CONSTABLE,
+ <br>
+ <span class="sub2"><i>MILLER AND BAKER</i>.</span>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XI">
+ CHAPTER XI.
+ <br>
+ <span>OLIVER CULTIVATES JACK DADD.</span>
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class="flat"><span class="smcap">Oliver</span> was happy enough to discover, in the course of an evening call
+which Jack Dadd paid at the mill-house, that Jack had turned his mind a
+little in the direction of the rearing of vegetables, and the training
+and bearing of fruit trees. He had a voice in making the best of his
+father’s garden. His own name had appeared in the list of successful
+competitors at the Horticultural Show.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</span></p>
+
+<p>‘Your blockhead of a gardener is making a mess of these artichokes, and
+your medlar don’t carry half the crop it ought to;’ Jack found fault in
+his free and easy style, as Oliver and he were strolling in the garden,
+while Fan sat in solitary dignity within doors.</p>
+
+<p>‘Very likely,’ Oliver answered, philosophically at first; and then he
+proposed quickly, ‘Give us a lesson, Dadd?’</p>
+
+<p>‘You ain’t above taking it,’ said Jack Dadd, nodding, ‘though your ass
+of a man may be. But you don’t suppose I’m going to put a spoke in my
+own wheel, by telling you how to be my successful rival at the show?’</p>
+
+<p>Jack was not in earnest in his refusal, for he was naturally obliging
+and good-natured, while dealing with customers who were mostly women
+gave him a habit of civility. But he considered it smart and out of
+shop to appear knowing, selfish, and blustering, just as he reckoned
+it spirited and dashing to use bad <span class="pagenum" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</span>language on occasions, without
+entering much into the meaning of the words. Oliver had fallen out of
+knowledge of the lad, and was not certain either of his simplicity or
+his affectation, so he changed a little in his tack.</p>
+
+<p>‘What would you say to setting up a field naturalists’ society in
+Friarton, and having occasional excursions to furnish a correct
+catalogue of the flora of this district of England—not a bad district
+for the purpose?’ suggested Oliver.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver’s mind had gone off to a version of the pursuit of herbs in
+which there should be only the mildest species of rivalry. ‘If we were
+to tramp whole days,’ he said to himself sanguinely, after what he half
+hoped was an inspiration, ‘over pastures, through woods, and down the
+centre of ditches, crying “Eureka!” with one consent, when we came upon
+an outlying specimen of nettle, we should assuredly hob-nob together
+before we had gone out three times.’</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</span></p>
+
+<p>‘Oh! bother, no,’ said Jack, throwing a bucketful of cold water on the
+first spark of the project. ‘There is some sense in growing vegetables
+and fruit, and even garden flowers—though the breakjaw names of the
+last is enough to stop the business—I mean, of course, the last things
+out in the flower line, for nobody cares about the poor old things that
+had no show along with their scent, like cottage bonnets and short
+skirts, which mother will tell you were so modest and tidy. But to take
+the trouble to hunt up and nickname weeds, I call sheer waste of body
+and mind, fit only for pottering gentlefolks, schoolmasters, and fogies
+of that kidney, or for your would be geniuses among the working-men.
+You would have a pretty sprinkling of the lowest ruck wanting an excuse
+to be off from a day’s work, and expecting you to pay them for joining
+your society. I tell you, Constable, it don’t pay—either him or anyone
+else—to take a working-man from <span class="pagenum" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</span>his work and set him up as a genius.
+Just you see how it would answer with your bakers. Besides, I, for one,
+don’t care for being mixed up with every blacksmith and carter who
+takes it into his conceited noddle that he has a turn for gathering
+weeds and storing trash.’ And Jack strutted a little as he walked, and
+puffed out his pink and white cheeks.</p>
+
+<p>‘You are wrong,’ maintained Oliver, ‘and more’s the pity for the other
+ways in which a working-man spends his holiday. But look here, Jack,
+you meet him in the cricket-field?’</p>
+
+<p>‘Oh! that is different,’ said young Dadd, carelessly. ‘That is an
+understood thing. But as for my club, we have only a young weaver and
+a shoemaker or two able to bat and bowl at our evening practice. The
+working-man who lives by his cart-horse sinews is mostly too tired for
+any place save the alehouse, after six o’clock.’</p>
+
+<p>In spite of the slightness of the encouragement <span class="pagenum" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</span>he had received,
+Oliver did feel his way to originating a field naturalists’ society.
+He sounded his own millers and bakers, and discovered no Robert Dick
+among them; none went in for weeds. However, in his search, Oliver hit
+on a stalwart journeyman in his service, who had a small taste for
+butterflies. Oliver himself had no elegant scientific bent in this
+direction, but he introduced his baker to the ancient keeper of an
+ancient, dusty, mouldy, and well-nigh forgotten museum in the town.
+True, the keeper, in the neglect and oblivion which had fallen upon his
+charge, had lapsed into hopeless indifference and absolute infidelity
+to his trust: but he was sufficiently moved by the strange event of a
+visitor—a pupil—however humble, to the museum, not only to furbish up
+the remains of what had once been a creditable display of native and
+foreign butterflies, in the entomological cases, he showed a salutary
+sense of shame, by volunteering to make a report to <span class="pagenum" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</span>the survivors of
+the committee, who had mismanaged the affairs of the museum, for the
+purpose of inducing them to employ a portion of the small fund which
+still remained at their disposal, to pay the young baker to replace the
+native ‘peacocks’ and ‘emperors,’ that had dropped and crumbled from
+their pins.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver fondly flattered himself that he had done some good in
+this quarter. But unfortunately, the big young baker was of a
+self-conscious, sensitive disposition. He was abashed by the sudden
+favourable notice of a pursuit, which, though he had fallen into it,
+he had always been accustomed to look upon as very much the childish
+folly his companions held it to be. He allowed himself to be overcome
+by the half-jealous chaff which went on in the shop at the result of
+the jeering information which some of the men had volunteered to give
+their master. The unfortunate admirer of butterflies began to hate the
+mention even of a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</span>beetle or a bumble-bee. He doggedly declined to
+have anything to do with refilling the cases in the museum. He showed
+Oliver, in a nervous but unmistakable manner, that the man would have
+none of the master’s sympathy, and took refuge in the skittle-ground
+nearest to his lodgings, that he might not be tempted into the fields,
+and betrayed into the absurdity of butterfly-hunting, thus destroying
+the <i>esprit de corps</i> between him and his brother-bakers, and
+alienating them from his side. Oliver’s small amount of good done
+effervesced in harm. And when a letter in the ‘Friarton News’ only
+bore the fruit of several more or less cordial and enthusiastic
+replies from those ‘pottering gentlefolks,’ schoolmasters, and a
+working-man or two, of whom Jack Dadd had spoken, Oliver withdrew
+from the scheme, leaving the members who had suggested themselves to
+render it an accomplished fact and to include in the society—if they
+had the wisdom <span class="pagenum" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</span>to extend their bounds in that direction, all the idle
+young ladies in the neighbourhood—who were not too fastidious, or
+too delicate, or too lazy to enter the ranks, and to take to making
+herbariums, in place of playing incessant games of croquet, badminton,
+or lawn-tennis, whichever happened to be in the ascendant, alternately
+with district-visiting under the last fascinating curate. They were
+very well qualified to do this work without him. Oliver was sensible
+that he might incur the reproach of not knowing his own mind. But he
+did know it well enough not to be diverted, by a specious and rather
+agreeable prospect, from his proper purpose. If none of the Dadd and
+Polley set could be drawn out to study botany, he would let it alone
+for the present.</p>
+
+<p>The next bright idea which struck Oliver was to join Jack Dadd’s
+company of volunteers—not that Jack was their captain, but he was an
+influential member of the corps. He was a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</span>tolerably smart soldier, a
+fair shot, proud of his uniform and of what he had learnt of drill. He
+might be a greater man in the volunteer ball-room than at a sham fight,
+but he was honestly possessed with the notion that he was serving his
+country and forming part of her martial bulwark. For that matter he
+occasionally terrified his mother by swaggering and threatening, after
+a tiff with his father, to join any reserved force which should be
+called abroad.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver was perfectly aware that he could never be what Jack called ‘a
+dab’ of a soldier, but he was not sure that Jack would not like him
+the better for his defects. It would be a great nuisance and fatigue
+to Oliver to walk and hold himself straight and still, like other
+men, and not to be perpetually in disgrace, but he might try what he
+could accomplish in bodily self-restraint. It would be what moralists
+would call ‘good discipline’ for him, at any <span class="pagenum" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</span>rate. At the same time
+he remembered, and even reminded Fan of what he had said to her on the
+evening of his coming home, as to his being out of place in a barrack
+yard.</p>
+
+<p>Fan was not too generous to refrain from assenting with grave irony,
+though she had no particular objection to his joining the company
+of volunteers, which included men of all ranks, if only Oliver had
+asserted his claims and got a commission—not put himself on a level
+with young Dadd. ‘Jack Dadd is odious,’ Fan had said with effusion to
+Oliver one day, as she recalled the young draper’s loud trousers, tight
+boots, and ‘light kids,’ when he figured as a ‘Sunday swell.’ Fan also
+cherished lively recollections of what she had suffered from Jack Dadd
+on the occasion of a party at the Polleys, which she had been forced to
+attend soon after leaving school. Jack would not be kept at a distance
+by any effort of girlish majesty, and when he had happened to sit next
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</span><span id="cor1"></span>
+to her, he had presumed to administer sundry nudges with his elbow
+to emphasise points in his conversation, without regard to her stony
+disregard of the signals.</p>
+
+<p>‘Not a bit,’—Oliver denied the odiousness stoutly; ‘Dadd is not half a
+bad fellow; he is manly in his way, and though that way may not be good
+form,’ reflected Oliver, falling inadvertently into school slang, ‘it
+is not altogether his fault, poor beggar.’</p>
+
+<p>Oliver paid heavy penalties for his ambition, in the Masonic
+Hall—converted for the nonce into a drill hall—and in the
+five-acre field, where the volunteers went through their exercise.
+Discipline alone prevented Jack Dadd and his cronies from roaring and
+rolling about with laughter at the recruit’s disqualifications and
+misdemeanours. After many evenings’ enforced attendance and irksome
+drudgery, at the hall and in the field, and a journey along with some
+scores of excited men cooped up in the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</span>insufficient accommodation of
+a limited number of railway carriages, followed by a march of several
+miles through clouds of dust in order to perform a series of wildly
+entangled evolutions, before a general officer, who smiled grimly at
+the performance, and marked out Oliver for particular reprobation,
+Oliver counted disconsolately his gains from the extensive sacrifice
+of his leisure. He was on easier terms with Jack Dadd and the rest,
+since they had at least one more subject in common. He was invited as a
+matter of course, and had, indeed, a right, to join the others in what
+Jack called their ‘watering,’ and which might more appropriately have
+been styled their ‘beering,’ and their occasional little suppers at
+the inns they affected after drill. These young men of the people were
+not dissipated fellows farther than what was implied by the fact that
+certain members, like Jack, were inclined to aspire to a flavour of
+dissipation as an element in manliness. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</span>Their gambling was to a very
+limited extent, though it might reach to the bottom of their slenderly
+lined purses, in stakes of small silver at the billiard table, which
+an enterprising Friarton innkeeper had provided for them, as well as
+for their betters, in addition to cribbage boards and packs of cards.
+The noise and riot into which the high spirits of the company broke out
+at times might be a little coarse, but it was not more outrageous than
+the mad nonsense which Oliver had witnessed, and, sober-minded as he
+was for the most part, had joined in, occasionally, when well-bred lads
+met in each other’s rooms on the banks of the Isis. For that matter,
+its utterance served in both cases as a safety-valve for the exuberance
+of life, the joy in existence, which soon enough expends itself and is
+replaced by a burden of care, worry and weariness, even when men stop
+short of bitterness of heart and despair of spirit.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</span></p>
+
+<p>The pity was that though there were no deans and proctors at Friarton,
+and though the intervention of the rural Charlies or Bobbies might not
+be called for, the public of the little town was at once more lynx-eyed
+and sterner in its judgments. There was far less allowance made for
+the young plebeians than for the young patricians. Unaccountably and
+inconsistently, much more was expected from the former than from the
+latter. Old heads on young shoulders were unhesitatingly demanded in
+many quarters in the case of the embryo tradesmen, with their poor
+education, and their slender resources by comparison for occupying
+their leisure hours. It was hard to say why this inequality of opinion
+existed, unless the early call of these young shopmen to earn their
+bread by the sweat of their brow, and the hand-to-hand struggle of
+some of them with poverty and privation from their cradles upwards,
+might be supposed, by an austere necessity, to <span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</span>steady and dignify the
+lads betimes, not to drive them desperate and impel them to snatch
+greedily at any small indulgence, however base and fatal, which came
+within their reach. If this were the explanation, an exceptional though
+perilous honour was conferred on ‘the counter-jumpers’ when they were
+expected to be wiser than their fellows.</p>
+
+<p>For Oliver was certain of one thing, that if any draper’s assistant, or
+saddler or ironmonger’s apprentice, in Friarton happened to be simply
+intoxicated, not so much with strong drink as with the restless energy
+and furious mirth of youth in an ebullition that would be treated with
+tolerant tenderness at a university, and punished by nothing worse
+than the mild reproof or the nominal fine, which was a trifle light
+as air to the privileged undergraduate, the young tradesman would be
+generally set down as drunk with less ethereal liquor. If caught in
+the act of creating a disturbance so heinous as <span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</span>waking the silent
+night with hideous clamour, giving chase to a surprised, surrounded,
+and hustled guardian of the public peace, smashing wantonly a street
+lamp, or wrenching off ‘maliciously’ a bell or knocker, he would be
+hailed before a bench of magistrates, and mulcted of a sum out of
+all proportion to his exchequer. And that was not all. He would have
+to pay what was for him a far heavier penalty. His character, which
+was his capital, his chief dependence for work and livelihood, would
+suffer. His employer, though he had been young himself once, would be
+so influenced by the magisterial verdict as to begin to lose confidence
+in his assistant. The inspector of the Sunday or night school in which
+the lad might have been religiously enough inclined, and sufficiently
+benevolent to take an interest and have a class, would sharply signify
+to the offender that he was no credit to the institution, and had
+better give up his connection with it. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</span>The clergyman, receiving
+the report of the inspector, would not think himself justified in
+interfering; on the contrary, he, too, would commence to look coldly
+on his young parishioner. The lad, sunk in his own estimation by the
+judgment of those he had respected and who ought to know best, slinking
+away from their condemnation to seek refuge with his fellow-sinners,
+who could not at least set their faultlessness against his errors,
+might become the dog with a bad name in a fair way to be hung.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver Constable did not see how the unequal dispensation of justice
+was to be made even, but he smarted under the sense of it. The smart
+tempted him to act very much after the fashion of the great Dr. Johnson
+when the young bucks for whom he had a kindly regard invaded his room
+at midnight and summoned him to a lark. In like manner and with less
+solicitation, Oliver remained many an evening <span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</span>in the society of Jack
+Dadd, and of lads with even fewer hostages to respectability than Jack,
+and went with them—careless of what people said of his, Oliver’s,
+taste—in the young tradesmen’s senseless but harmless enough raids
+through the town, because Oliver Constable believed that his presence
+was a protection to the others, even more than a check on their
+erratic proceedings; yet in return for the double support, Oliver’s
+<i>protégés</i> to a great extent fought shy of him.</p>
+
+<p>In these boyish demonstrations in which he chose to bear a part,
+Oliver had not the relief of cultured cleverness, some development
+of which had usually been intermingled with the ‘great fun’
+and ‘awful jolliness’ of a gathering of university lads, whose
+rollicking propensities had not been altogether toned down by blue
+china and sage-green <i>portières</i>. If at a certain stage of the
+entertainment, missiles would fly about, howls be resorted to, and
+batterings of <span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</span>the door indulged in, at another there would occur
+lively mimicry of the Union speeches; parodies of old classic odes
+would carry the mind back to Greek and Roman feasts; viewiest of
+views—transcending the most extravagant speculations of ancient and
+modern philosophy—would be aired, and would serve at least to show
+that the young revellers had inherited thoughts and fancies, however
+crude, as well as the rampant spirits of their years.</p>
+
+<p>But here among the youth of Friarton, which was not golden, or even
+gilded, a bad style of practical joking and buffoonery—gone out
+elsewhere save in the worst style of regiment; the boisterous rendering
+of the mock heroic and still more excruciating comic songs of the
+lower order of theatres; and a good deal of rude wrangling for lack of
+a better mode of argument, traversing the horse-play and threatening
+now and then to terminate in the rowdyism of a free fight, formed the
+sole alternatives to <span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</span>sheer noise. These young shopmen, who were very
+ordinary lads, were nearly a century behind their social superiors in
+superficial civilisation. Oliver used to compare his class sorrowfully
+to those nations in Europe like the Poles and Hungarians kept back to
+do the needful work of repelling the hordes of Eastern barbarians, and
+apparently never able to make up for lost time.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver Constable did not for a moment imagine that the upper classes
+enjoyed a monopoly or even a predominance of moral and intellectual
+gifts. But the truth was pressed home upon him painfully, that while
+genius, which is above all accident of circumstances, and which is its
+own teacher, is rare, cultivation tells in producing a higher average
+of second-rate ability, or the specious appearance of it, in the better
+educated grades of society. And where the <i>matter</i> is not of the
+best, the <i>manner</i> always plays an overweening part. There did not
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</span>happen to be a ‘mute inglorious Milton’ in Friarton in those days,
+so Oliver missed the intelligent echoes of the Marvels and Butlers of
+the period, which he had been accustomed to hear at Oxford. Even with
+their aid he had been apt to get tired of youthful gaieties, and to
+call them intolerably flippant and shallow, but, in contrast with his
+former experience, the clumsy gambols of the Friarton lads were dull
+as ditch water. Oliver could not have stood them long, had it not been
+for the strength of his purpose and that higher humanity which awoke in
+him such sympathy with his kind, above all with the class in which it
+seemed to Oliver his chief responsibilities were to be found.</p>
+
+<p>It was slow uphill work to win influence and lull antagonism. Jack Dadd
+had made use, more than once in Oliver’s hearing, of bad language.
+Happily for Jack himself, he had no real relish for it; he employed it
+as an evidence of knowingness and spirit in the light <span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</span>in which many
+swearers indulged in profane swearing in the great swearing age. Some
+melancholy prophets report there are ominous symptoms, in high places,
+of the return of this epoch, but we must humbly trust that the blooming
+time of blasphemy was a century ago.</p>
+
+<p>At last Oliver interfered: ‘Dadd, will you do me the favour not to say
+that again in my hearing?’ Oliver requested, quietly.</p>
+
+<p>‘Oh! hang it, Constable, we are not to have any preaching or dictating
+from you,’ cried young Dadd, colouring up and blustering. ‘If you don’t
+like our ways, leave ’em alone. We shan’t cringe for your company, of
+which you have made us a gift, without our asking for it, I may say.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I have not preached or dictated; I appeal to the rest of you fellows,’
+said Oliver, without much loss of temper; while the fellows, who had
+their share of the old English passion for <span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</span>fair play, felt constrained
+to mumble an assent to the appeal even though it was against the
+deliverance of their comrade. ‘I asked you to drop that expression as
+a favour to me,’ repeated Oliver; ‘if you cannot grant the favour, at
+least you may refuse civilly.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Oh! if you choose to put it in that fashion,’ said Jack, a little
+sulkily, ‘there is no more to be said; all I meant to object to was any
+fine fellow’s thinking to come it over us, which I never heard he was
+invited to do, and taking it upon him to bid us mince our words to suit
+his delicate stomach.’</p>
+
+<p>But Jack soon forgot his pique, and he made the concession of not
+repeating the offence within sound of Oliver’s ears, whatever he
+might utter beyond their reach. Possibly the censure had sunk so far
+into Jack’s somewhat obtuse mind, that he was rather shaken in the
+conviction of the embellishment, supplied to his conversation by his
+sporting the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</span>grossest form of oath with which he was acquainted. He
+might even fall into the innocent delusion of supposing that ugly
+expletives had ceased to be hurled right and left, in moments of
+excitement, by choice specimens—according to Jack Dadd’s ideas—of
+young swells at the universities.</p>
+
+<p>And Jack, with all his pertness and swagger, was not original. He
+secretly imitated the social superiors he admired and envied in his
+heart of hearts, while, on the one hand, he was professing among his
+own set supreme indifference to their claims, and on the other, he knew
+his own interest too well not to solicit their custom and attend to
+their needs with the utmost civility.</p>
+
+<p>For poor Jack played a double, nay, a quadruple part. In place of
+simply regarding his more aristocratic patrons with that combination
+of proper official outward respect, and individual inward contempt,
+which his father <span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</span>and mother entertained for them, Jack’s mind was
+farther divided between the two emotions of loving and loathing equally
+smothered and nearly equally balanced.</p>
+
+<p>He appreciated keenly, he was impelled to ape, the alluring
+practices of the very gentlefolks who galled him by making use of
+him, and, in the case of the younger generation, regarding him with
+the easy carelessness and laughing scorn, which had replaced the
+tyranny and arrogance of one decade, and the stately countenance
+and elaborate benevolence of another. But in the middle of Jack’s
+small applause and the compliment of his taking his antagonists for
+models, his good-nature did not keep him from grinding his teeth at
+their disparaging treatment culminating in the mocking epithet of
+‘counter-jumper.’</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XII">
+ CHAPTER XII.
+ <br>
+ <span>HARRY STANHOPE’S NOTION OF BEING A YEOMAN.</span>
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="flat"><span class="smcap">Harry Stanhope</span> was welcomed with open arms by everybody in Friarton,
+and Horace was more than tolerated for his brother’s sake. Fan
+Constable had struck the key-note of public opinion in this England
+which some people call democratic, when she said that a gentleman
+‘generations deep’ could do anything, always supposing he did it with
+characteristic grace, and win golden opinions on all sides. What Oliver
+Constable was condemned and ostracised for attempting to do, because
+he did it out of loyalty to his class, a deep sense of duty to his
+kind, and the most practical form of Christianity, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</span>Harry Stanhope was
+universally applauded and caressed for trying to accomplish in his
+burlesque fashion in an idle whim, certainly with no other motive, save
+that of serving himself and Horry.</p>
+
+<p>It was no matter that Harry far outdid Oliver in the liberty he took
+with the world of Friarton. Oliver only went to his mill and his
+shop, seeking to revive his old familiarity with business details,
+and planning how to bring to bear upon them his version of trade
+principles. He contented himself with reviving his acquaintance with
+old friends of the family in a conventional enough way, simply making
+it plain that he acknowledged their obligations and was content to take
+his place in their ranks.</p>
+
+<p>But Harry flaunted his descent from the squirearchy to the yeomanry in
+the most outrageous style. He ‘went the whole hog,’ as he had said. He
+was like the stage misanthropes who growl and gibe till men doubt their
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</span>sincerity, only Harry’s blue eyes were too round and limpid for one to
+suspect them of depths of hypocrisy. He meant everything he did while
+the fit was upon him. He was in earnest so far as he knew, when, like
+hermits in general, he went far beyond the original professors in his
+actions.</p>
+
+<p>Harry with his shadow, Horace, not only dined at twelve, sometimes in
+the fields in close proximity to his workers, and supped at seven,
+he made his own hay, whether the sun shone or the rain fell—not to
+the benefit of the hay in the latter instance, drove his own carts,
+galloping the cart-horses to the injury of these sober-minded animals,
+and led the hoers among beans and turnips with an impartial energy
+which threatened to demolish alike crops and weeds. He laid aside the
+civilised encumbrance of a morning coat, as if he were engaged in
+perpetual cricketing and rowing matches. He walked with a pitchfork
+over <span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</span>his shoulder as some squires carry a spud, when the tool was
+quite unnecessary. And he did what no yeoman within a radius of many
+miles of Friarton had thought of doing within the memory of the oldest
+inhabitant—he came into the town in character, in his shirt-sleeves,
+riding a bare-backed horse, as he had been taking it to water, when
+it had flashed across his mind that he might be in time to intercept
+the post letters—not that Harry’s letters were of any particular
+consequence, either to himself or other people—or that he ought to
+look after a job which was in progress for him at the saddler’s or the
+smith’s. He actually astounded the assembled Friarton market, he did
+not scandalise it—nothing which Harry could do did scandalise his
+neighbours—by entering it in such primitive guise. He had made up his
+mind, to begin with, that to be a yeoman at Copley Grange Farm was the
+same as being a colonist, and the more he brought his establishment
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</span>and personal practice to what Harry conceived to be the colonial
+level, the more refreshingly novel the play was, and the more he
+enjoyed it.</p>
+
+<p>Horace did not adopt all Harry’s new customs, for the sufficient reason
+that Horry was a sickly fellow, unable to cope with Harry in braving
+fatigue and exposure to the weather. But Horace not only found no fault
+with his chosen champion in his antics, the brother liked the changed
+life, and was the better for it in body and mind, because Harry, while
+he was still tasting its essence, and skimming its cream, enjoyed it
+with the lad’s naturally huge omnivorous appetite for enjoyment, and
+Harry’s enjoyment was always more or less infectious where his nearest
+friend was concerned.</p>
+
+<p>The infection spread to more than Horace when Harry came into Friarton
+Town, in the fancy dress which he had taken into his head to wear,
+whistling or singing aloud in his fine <span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</span>baritone, though the song was
+of no higher musical or intellectual calibre than ‘The Two Obadiahs,’
+with sheer lightness of heart and gleefulness of spirit, the very
+pessimists, in the habit of finding the foundations of the world out
+of joint, and holding life to be stale, flat, and unprofitable, were
+won to smile, as well as to sigh. Harry Stanhope was such a goodly
+spectacle in the flush of his youth and strength and exuberant spirits,
+if one could but forget that there came a term to these magnificent
+animal gifts, and a just reckoning for the days of their triumph.
+After all, the recollection only lent a wistful charm to all that was
+fleeting in Harry’s glory.</p>
+
+<p>It was not merely those who were closest to his own class—the
+Wrights, Fremantles, and the vicar’s family—who delighted in Harry
+and conspired to spoil him as the finest young fellow in the world,
+perfectly charming, so delightfully natural, frank and unpretending,
+so imperturbably <span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</span>good-natured in accommodating himself to the
+difference in his position—though, to be sure, he could not forfeit
+his birthright. It was not merely Fan Constable who beamed on Harry
+as on a gay and gallant deliverer from the social depths into which
+Oliver’s extraordinary recantation had consigned them afresh. At the
+same time, Fan alone saw meeting in Harry, in the strangest, most
+fascinating manner, both the confirmation and the contradiction of all
+her early predilections and aspirations, until, in mingled conviction
+and reaction, she was ready to honour gentle breeding more than ever;
+while she became in a way reconciled to Oliver’s flight, which appeared
+to coincide with Harry Stanhope’s course. She began to feel dubious
+whether Oliver were so entirely wrong as she had supposed, whether
+he were not following, without guessing it, a veritably noble and
+knightly impulse in his raid against modern trade dragons, and his
+search for the San Graal <span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</span>in the homeliest quarters. That dim undefined
+notion, whether true or false, did much to restore Fan’s equanimity
+and cheerfulness. What did it matter if the Wrights and Fremantles,
+who were so frightened for hazarding their own debatable footing,
+turned their backs, when Harry Stanhope lent the Constables the far
+greater weight of his support, and constantly directed upon them his
+laughing face, coming to Friarton Mill ten times oftener and on twenty
+times more friendly terms, than Oliver with his contradictory spirit
+authorised?</p>
+
+<p>Yet Oliver too, in spite of himself, liked the lad for the very
+qualities which were the furthest removed from Oliver’s own—the
+boyish thoughtlessness, sanguineness and absence of any sense of
+responsibility, the half-kindly and wholly confiding selfishness which
+impressed on Harry the rooted belief that the whole world revolved,
+somehow, round him and Horry, and was in a manner made for their
+gain or <span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</span>loss; the half-audacious goodwill which made Harry claim,
+so unhesitatingly and in such a large measure, the goodwill of his
+fellows. Harry was as free from self-consciousness as he was mercurial,
+and the summer sun warmed him through and through, without his being
+ever troubled with a shiver of repulsion, or a groan of obligation,
+in the view of wrongdoing and retribution on every side. Oliver was
+tempted to admire as well as to despise, to covet while he condemned,
+Harry’s monstrous exulting egotism.</p>
+
+<p>After the first shock of his sister Fan’s inconsistent secession to
+Harry Stanhope’s side of the question, Oliver looked on, without
+surprise, if a little sardonically, and witnessed Harry’s unbounded
+success in Friarton.</p>
+
+<p>For the very Dadds and Polleys, who cherished a deadly distrust to one
+of themselves that had penetrated to a higher sphere and professed
+to return to his own, fraternised in a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</span>manner with the intruder,
+called him ‘the right kidney,’ a pleasant young gentleman as ever
+lived, taking his frolic as he was free to do. Bless you, he could not
+really let himself down, be he ever so willing. His people and his
+class would see to that. It was only his way of making fun. He was
+a gentleman-farmer, like the lord-lieutenant, or as the late Prince
+Consort had been, though he amused himself with aping the old yeomen.
+And he had no fad of raising up the middle-class, any more than he had
+of leaping over the moon. He gave himself no airs of superior wisdom
+and virtue. It was only that he could make himself happy anywhere, and
+had an agreeable word to say to everybody; while nobody was such a
+donkey as to mistake Mr. Stanhope’s manner or presume upon it.</p>
+
+<p>Old Dadd laughed loudly at Harry’s pranks, recalling old members of
+the gentlefolks he had known who drove coaches and made walking <span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</span>tours
+in sorry disguises for bets. He entertained Harry himself with these
+reminiscences, to which the lad listened with his usual affability, old
+Dadd standing hat in hand the while and Harry forgetting to bid the
+draper cover his head in the mock yeoman’s presence.</p>
+
+<p>Jack Dadd was enchanted when Harry not only enrolled himself a member
+of the cricket club, but presided over its entertainments in the
+‘Admiral Keppel’ afterwards. Here was an adherent worth having, an
+authority as ready as he was great, from his unimpeachable advantages,
+on sport and horseflesh. It was rather in pure enthusiastic homage to
+his gifts and attainments, than in lurking sycophancy, that, though
+Harry was fain to render himself hail-fellow-well-met to his new
+associates, Jack began by deferring to him unfeignedly, and headed
+the other members in cheerfully acknowledging Harry’s born supremacy.
+The would be man of the people accepted the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</span>unsolicited tribute as a
+matter of course, and not at all as if he disliked it. On the contrary,
+he showed a very fair capacity for playing the cock of the roost in
+addition to his other performances.</p>
+
+<p>And only Oliver Constable groaned over these indications of what would
+be the sort of alliance formed between Harry Stanhope and his adopted
+class; how the members of widely severed sets in society brought
+together through self-interest and for self-indulgence, would play into
+each other’s weaknesses, and simply work out their mutual lapse and
+loss.</p>
+
+<p>Strict disciplinarian as Mrs. Polley was, she did not object to her
+girls giggling at Harry Stanhope’s exuberant chaff, and exultingly
+accepting bets of gloves and ribands with him, in which the Miss
+Polleys were always the winners. Mrs. Polley did not exactly understand
+that Harry Stanhope, who at his present stage was incapable of being
+anything else than boyishly <span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</span>friendly and merry with all women, had
+chaffed in precisely the same manner the barmaids of his earlier
+acquaintance. Mrs. Polley herself smiled broadly on Harry’s jokes, and
+called him ‘a good sort,’ a perfect gentleman, none of your stuck-up
+pretenders—unquestionably Harry was not a <i>stuck-up</i> pretender.</p>
+
+<p>The one dissentient voice in Friarton was that of Catherine Hilliard.
+When her cousin Louisa took the brothers under her wing, as if Harry
+needed the protection, and doted on the youngest, she would have had
+Catherine dote on him also. Mrs. Hilliard was too good-naturedly
+selfish, too hilariously cynical, too well occupied on her own account,
+to be a regular match-maker, supposing there had been scope for
+anything save sick match-making in Friarton and the neighbourhood.
+But she would not have objected, from the first hour she spent in the
+company of the would-be yeoman, to making up a match between Harry
+Stanhope <span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</span>and Catherine. Mrs. Hilliard would have lost her cousin as
+a constant companion, but she would have found a jovial ally to her
+heart’s content in Harry. And if the attractive young man’s worldly
+wisdom was not his strong point, that was Catherine’s look-out, not
+Mrs. Hilliard’s. He would form the most hospitable and genial of
+kinsmen and neighbours, if he might not have all the qualifications for
+a safe husband. On the other hand, the contrast between Catherine and
+him was all that could be wished. It would do Catherine a world of good
+to have her bookishness—detestable in a woman—her untenable notions,
+her chillness and asperity, routed out of her by a gay-tempered,
+easy-minded husband, whose easy-mindedness might not preclude the
+wholesome discipline of any amount of obtuseness and stubbornness, when
+interference with his masculine prerogatives was in question.</p>
+
+<p>But unfortunately, Catherine could not see <span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</span>the beauty of the contrast
+between herself and Harry Stanhope, as establishing an incontestable
+point of union where the two were concerned. ‘He is no better than
+an overgrown boy,’ she said, with a half-weary scorn. ‘He has not a
+thought or care beyond his pleasure.’</p>
+
+<p>‘My dear, that is what is so particularly nice about the boy,’
+remonstrated Louisa Hilliard. ‘You and many other people are weighed
+down with care, and the consciousness of care, to no purpose. What we
+specially want at this epoch in human history, is a robust faculty of
+enjoyment.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I think I prefer the poor deaf fellow,’ said Catherine, in her spirit
+of contradiction. ‘He loses his identity in that of his brother.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Is that such a boon to the world, to lose one’s self and live in one’s
+neighbour’s life?’ asked Mrs. Hilliard, shaking her head in merry
+incredulity. ‘I am not sure that it might not prove easier and more
+comfortable, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</span>on the whole, to be another than to be myself. I should
+feel so deliciously neutral, you may be sure—nothing could touch me
+very nearly. Your toothache would tingle quite bearably, suffered by
+reflection through my nerves.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I don’t think it is quite so with Mr. Horace Stanhope,’ said Catherine
+coldly. ‘I don’t suppose you understand, Louisa.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Not I, farther than that it is not in <i>you</i> to go with the
+multitude, either for good or evil. Child, I am certain it is for
+good, and to our credit, when the rest of us heartily admire and like
+a fine, manly, friendly fellow like young Stanhope, and I should have
+thought—though I am not super-subtle in my intuitions—that you would
+have valued him for standing by the poor creature his brother; whom,
+with what I must call a morbid taste, you set yourself to prefer to the
+fairy prince in his own person.’</p>
+
+<p>‘What!’ exclaimed Catherine, ‘value a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</span>man for caring for the dog which
+is fonder of him than of anything else in the world?’</p>
+
+<p>‘Well, there is a proverbial estimate of “a dog’s life,” while there
+are many good sorts of men that kick their dogs occasionally, when they
+need chastisement,’ speculated Louisa, maliciously treading on one of
+Catherine’s hobbies.</p>
+
+<p>‘Yes; and the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals exists
+for the punishment of men’s brutality,’ said Catherine, with her pale
+cheeks flushing.</p>
+
+<p>‘My love, the Society has to do with ruffians—let us trust they are
+comparatively rare. You are speaking like a girl who has been brought
+up by maiden hands, who expects a man to behave like another girl
+such as herself, not to say like an angel. She does not take into
+account his different nature and rearing, together with his greater
+temptations; she shrieks hysterically, and calls his least faults <span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</span>by
+preposterously exaggerated names. Men who have nothing to do with her
+either laugh at her, or fall into ecstasies over her baby innocence.
+But woe betide her and her husband—should she consent to take such
+a necessary appendage—if she will not open her eyes, and submit to
+know a little more of the world. You must accept an older woman’s
+word for it, Catherine, that a man may kick his dog when the animal
+is troublesome; he may even swear a little at his wife, under great
+provocation, and yet neither be absolutely barbarous nor profane.’</p>
+
+<p>‘There may be something in what you say with regard to the wife’—began
+Catherine, in perfect sincerity, but was stopped by the laughter of
+Mrs. Hilliard.</p>
+
+<p>‘For shame, Catherine, to prefer a dog to a man—or rather to a woman.
+Never mind, there is another respectable old saw to draw inferences
+from, in this case: “Love me, love <span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</span>my dog.” No doubt you are paying
+Harry Stanhope the most delicate of compliments in your favour for
+Horace.’</p>
+
+<p>Catherine disdained to reply to the insinuation.</p>
+
+<p>But though Catherine declined to add to the number of Harry Stanhope’s
+worshippers, she appeared, like the other women, to be drawn into his
+court where he stood the centre, next to Mrs. Hilliard herself, of the
+bright stirring drawing-room at the Meadows. Catherine’s imagination
+tempted her to speculate, with however little hope, on the diversities
+and vagaries of human character. A new type arrested her, as <span id="cor2"></span>an unknown
+specimen stops and holds fast the naturalist. Harry was strange to her
+in the sparkle of his bold thoughtlessness and inconsiderateness and
+pure and simple egotism. The qualities were all naturally repugnant
+to her, still they attracted her curiosity for a time, as qualities
+which she had never <span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</span>met before, and might never meet again, in the
+same degree or combination. Catherine, too, looked and listened as
+if carried away with the charm when Harry, nothing loth, figured as
+the hero of the hour, recounted his youthful exploits by flood and
+field, volunteered, without a grain of shyness or scruple as to the
+acceptableness of his service, to be at the beck of any and every woman
+present—for Harry was no languid, supercilious, fine gentleman. He was
+a gallant cavalier to the heart’s core. He only asked to be allowed
+to help every woman, while he helped himself liberally to the first
+place in her regard. But he was the reverse of the odious cowardly
+personage—we may trust he figures more largely in fiction than in real
+life—the lady-killer, professed or unprofessed. All was open and above
+board with Harry; and upon the whole his attentions were too impartial
+to have much individuality or to be invested with special danger. It
+seemed as if he consented <span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</span>to be heard or seen for the entire sex’s
+benefit, as he span his yarns—not particularly original, wise or
+witty, but with an indescribable charm in them, due to their fresh
+lightheartedness—of his school and college frolics: his prowess at
+‘hare and hounds;’ how he was a bogie to his dame; his surreptitious
+introduction of ‘Pin Him’ into his quad; the row he had been in when
+town fought gown; the wrinkle he had been able to give such an awfully
+clever fellow as Tyler in making up for the private theatricals at
+the Wests—whose place was near Harry’s cousins. Then he sang his
+songs whenever they were wanted; songs less aggressively warlike and
+sportsmanlike than the songs of Jack Dadd and the other peaceful
+counter-jumpers—sometimes love songs, or songs expressing passionate
+memories, and tender yearnings, with fiery depths, and pathetic echoes
+which Harry Stanhope had never fathomed, but which yet thrilled the
+listeners as <span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</span>the words and airs were given by the full flexible young
+voice.</p>
+
+<p>It looked as if Harry were carrying all before him, and winning each
+heart—including that of dreamy, dissatisfied Catherine Hilliard.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver Constable judged so, as he lounged and contorted himself
+unnoticed in the background, and said it was the way of the world and
+that young beggar’s luck, of which he was not worthy, which he could
+not be expected to prize at its proper value.</p>
+
+<p>Two people knew better. Catherine Hilliard could not be called one of
+the two, for she never took the question into consideration. It would
+have felt too preposterous to her to enquire beforehand, what her
+feelings might or might not become, for any hero of flesh and blood.
+Besides, Harry Stanhope was not a man to her, only a boy, a big, merry
+boy, who formed a momentary study for the thoughtful woman.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</span></p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Hilliard, while she was perfectly conscious of the latent
+antagonism between Catherine and Harry Stanhope, still threw
+them somewhat ostentatiously together, making Catherine play the
+accompaniments to his songs, and causing him—which was a little of a
+trial to Harry’s good temper, to be always on the side of Catherine—an
+incorrigible bungler, almost as bad as Oliver himself—in the lawn
+games in which Harry Stanhope and Fan Constable were adepts, a pleasure
+for game lovers to look upon. Mrs. Hilliard elected Harry to take
+down Catherine to the improvised suppers which were apt to follow
+the improvised parties at the Meadows. Mrs. Hilliard could manage
+these manœuvres with so much ease that it robbed them of half their
+attractiveness to the manœuvrer, she was wont to complain privately,
+since Catherine was as blind as a baby to any premeditation in such
+arrangements, and was only more or less bored by the consequences. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</span>All
+the same, it was her, Louisa Hilliard’s, duty to do what she could as
+a hostess in the judicious assortment of her guests, and to show her
+cousinly regard by doing what she could also to prevent Catherine’s
+missing, by anything save her own folly, the chance of what would never
+be a great and yet might prove a suitable establishment, in days when
+girls, far more attractive to the generality of men than Catherine was,
+could not pick and choose in making a match.</p>
+
+<p>If the hostess baffled and plagued any rival pretender—say Fan
+Constable—to a lion’s share of Harry Stanhope’s universal attentions,
+so much the better for Mrs. Hilliard’s entertainment, and if it were so
+much the worse for the rival pretender, whose fault was it save her own?</p>
+
+<p>Harry Stanhope was not so egregiously foolish in his vanity as to fail
+to penetrate the fashion in which Catherine Hilliard was taking <span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</span>stock
+of him, weighing him in the balance, and finding him hugely wanting.
+‘Look here, Horry,’ he protested, thrusting his fingers through
+his fair hair in comical discomfiture, after an hour’s compulsory
+companionship with Catherine, ‘that girl has been looking at me through
+a microscope, and picking holes in my credit all the evening; she knows
+not only how I was ploughed in my smalls, but all about that time I was
+rusticated for the beastly row at Walsh’s, though I never told her a
+word of the mess. I say, I wish the old woman’ (an irreverent reference
+to Mrs. Hilliard, to which the lady would not have objected in the
+least) ‘would not persist in pairing us off together. It is no go;
+though no doubt Miss Hilliard’s tin might be of use in the farm, she
+would not have a gift of me, and unfortunately I could not get the tin
+without offering my precious self in exchange.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Ain’t she more the style we’ve been accustomed <span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</span>to—I mean among our
+people—than Miss Constable, for instance?’ enquired Horry, doubtfully,
+of his oracle. ‘I think Miss Hilliard is rather a fine girl; looks like
+a lady without making a fuss about it.’</p>
+
+<p>‘True, oh king! She is stately in her stiffness as a stage duchess. And
+she is a sap as well as a swell. I bet you she reads as hard as old
+Herculaneum, not that she ever alluded to a book to me, except to one
+of Lever’s stories, which she just mentioned tentatively, with great
+scrutinising eyes fixed upon me, the better to assure herself that it
+was <span id="cor3"></span>something in my line. But I have glimpses of the old beggars the
+English poets, and so forth, if not of the Greek and Latin humbugs,
+in the turn of her neck and the wave of her hair; I am in constant
+horror lest she should so far forget herself as put me through my exams
+again—which line in “Paradise Lost” I prefer, or whether I agree with
+Bacon that gunpowder <span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</span>ought to have been <span id="cor4"></span>invented before lucifers. I
+don’t think I can stand it much longer if Mrs. Hilliard will go on
+acting as if we were made for each other, though I am prepared to own
+that Miss Hilliard is innocent of any pretence in the matter. How could
+it be otherwise when she is so stunningly wise and learned, and the
+rest of it? Oh! I say, when you see all that, and the knowledge don’t
+crush you, suppose you go in for the lady and the tin, to be ploughed
+and harrowed into the dirty acres of Copley Grange Farm, and so relieve
+your brother-officer of the obligation, Horatio?’</p>
+
+<p>Horry laughed the discordant laugh of the deaf, and mumbled a
+disclaimer of the honour and the implied preference on the part of
+Catherine, while Harry went on speaking out his thoughts to his
+second self with yet greater zest. ‘Now, Miss Constable believes in
+me—fact, I assure you. That plucky, go-ahead little woman is, not to
+say swindled, by me, for to do <span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</span>myself the justice, I never sought to
+take her in; but she gives me credit liberally for a thousand manly
+virtues I don’t possess. She half tempts me to believe in them myself,’
+protested Harry, with an excited laugh. ‘It is not like you, old
+fellow, who have rowed in the same boat with me ever since we two came
+into this blessed world, and have naturally grown rather blind to my
+weaknesses and besotted about me altogether. She who never saw me till
+this season, with all her cleverness, and she is uncommonly clever,
+which is better by a long chalk than being bookish—not that she is not
+an educated woman also—does more than take me on trust. She endows me
+with all the energy and endurance which are hers, not mine. She speaks
+as if I were going, single-handed, to bring in the waste places of the
+earth, and found a family. Confound it, Horry, it’s rather nice, and
+generally improving to be believed in like that by a handsome, good
+woman, as true as steel, I’ll <span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</span>wager my head, and as proud as Lucifer
+in her own way, while she is ’cute enough in anything else to see
+through a millstone,’ finished Harry, complacently stroking his beard,
+as if he were beginning to suspect that he was really a finer fellow
+than he himself, or any other person, save the faithful follower by his
+side, had given him credit for.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XIII">
+ CHAPTER XIII.
+ <br>
+ <span>OLIVER’S MISSION TO THE WOMEN OF HIS CLASS.</span>
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="flat"><span class="smcap">Oliver</span> nourished the forlorn hope that he might do something with the
+girls of his rank in raising their aspirations and refining their
+habits. They at least belonged to the gentler sex, and ought to be by
+constitution more tractable and altogether of finer clay. He took to
+dropping in of an evening at the Polleys, where the male element in the
+back parlour was but feebly represented by superseded Mr. Polley.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver turned with disdain from Fan’s despairing warning: ‘Oliver,
+if you don’t take care, Mrs. Polley will think you are proposing <span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</span>to
+“keep company” with one of her girls, and if you don’t fulfil her
+expectations, she will set you down unhesitatingly and proclaim you
+openly to be “a flirty, shillyshallying fellow, who don’t know your own
+mind.” Are you such a greenhorn that you require to be told you cannot
+look twice at a girl of this stamp, or exchange three sentences with
+her, without the girl, or her parents for her, concluding that you mean
+something in the matrimonial line, and going on to class you as her
+admirer and suitor, and to calculate what sort of match you will make
+for her? As you are, undoubtedly, a great match in the Polleys’ eyes,
+you ought to behave with common prudence.’</p>
+
+<p>‘No, no!’ denied Oliver vehemently, blushing hotly with chivalrous
+pain. ‘You are aspersing your whole sex, Fan, in the persons of
+tradesmen’s daughters; and if there were any ground for the aspersion,
+it would be high time that it should be done away with, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</span>by the
+introduction of wider, simpler, more friendly intercourse between young
+men and women.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Perhaps you really mean to ally yourself with the family,’ said Fan in
+her vexation, falling into the offence which was unusual with her, of
+employing almost as tall language as ’Liza Polley might have adopted on
+a similar occasion. ‘To be perfectly consistent, you ought. All I ask
+is that you will tell me in time.’</p>
+
+<p>‘That you may carry off your goods and chattels before they are
+contaminated by coming in contact with Miss ’Liza’s or Miss ’Mily’s
+bridal finery, and renounce me as a brother before you are forced to
+own her as a sister,’ said Oliver, beginning to laugh. ‘All right. But
+I don’t own to the soft impeachment yet, though, if ever my time should
+come, why not a Miss Polley—I beg her pardon for the liberty taken
+with her name, but I did <span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</span>not begin the impertinence—why not a Miss
+Polley, I say, as well as another?’</p>
+
+<p>Oliver spoke with light defiance but with some bitterness underlying
+his challenge, for his thoughts had gone back to an encounter that
+morning, when Catherine Hilliard, driving with her cousin, had passed
+him and his baker’s shop, literally with unseeing eyes. She had looked
+more delicate and tired out than ever. No wonder, when she was being
+not merely morally starved, but slowly poisoned in her Palace of Art,
+her fantastic ideal world.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver was too manly, with a higher manliness than Jack Dadd’s or
+than that of many persons of far greater pretensions than Jack,
+to experience the particular dread of misconception which Fan had
+sought to instil into her brother. He was shy enough in his way, and
+he fought tough battles with his shyness every day he lived, but
+his self-consciousness did not take this form. He had revolted at
+it every <span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</span>time he met it, not only when young Dadd boasted of girls
+making dead sets at him, and showing themselves, poor little souls,
+spoony on his account, but when fellows, who might have known better,
+expressed their alarm for the lasting consequences of the temporary
+associations of Commemoration Week, or talked of running the gauntlet
+of the dowagers and damsels of the London season. Oliver had felt
+still more aggrieved when he found the same gratuitous insinuations in
+books of ‘unexceptionable tone,’ where men—bachelors and widowers,
+of mature years and sane minds, masters of the situation in every
+other respect—were represented as timidly putting themselves under
+the wings of female relations that the heads of the houses might be
+protected from the wary advances or bold attacks of the single women
+in their neighbourhood who cherished designs on their freedom. Well,
+no doubt, there were women of all kinds, like men; but was it honest
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</span>women, modest women, women with souls, women like the men’s mothers,
+sisters, future and past wives, whom brother-men thus insulted, while
+sister-women handed on the insult?</p>
+
+<p>Oliver’s company certainly induced the Polley girls to forego, for
+the evenings on which he called, their wanderings abroad in search of
+gossip and amusement, which their mother tolerated because young folks
+must have their day, and the girls had their markets (matrimonial) to
+make, being bound, in a measure, to keep on the outlook for settlements
+in life.</p>
+
+<p>But the young Polleys’ gaddings were restrained within certain
+well-defined and not to be subverted bounds of time and circumstance.
+The Miss Polleys, collectively or singly, might frequent their
+neighbours’ houses or such promenades as Friarton afforded, till three
+<span id="cor5"></span>quarters past nine, but they must be safe at home, if not at supper,
+at the latest by ten o’clock, when the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</span>house-door was formally locked
+by Mrs. Polley in person. No Miss Polley was at liberty to stray into
+companionship not approved of by her mother, not even ’Mily—‘the most
+owdacious of the set,’ as Mrs. Polley was sometimes moved to term her
+favourite daughter, in referring to ’Mily’s flights of wild spirits and
+self-will—dared to transgress in these respects.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver took it as no particular compliment to him that the Miss Polleys
+should be induced to stay at home when he was a visitor. Common
+hospitality—of which their class was by no means deficient, required
+it of all or some of them. And it seemed to the young man that any
+variety must be welcome in the atmosphere—the intellectual stagnation
+of which was equal to its literal oppressiveness—laden as it was with
+the odours, from the shop, of cheese, sugar, and coffee.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Polley—the presiding genius—when she was to be seen in private
+life, for she was <span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</span>sometimes detained at the close of a busy day in the
+shop, suffered from the fatigue consequent on the day’s labours, and
+although she was always equal to an exertion, and roused herself to
+brandish and snap her fingers figuratively and in a friendly—well-nigh
+a playful fashion in Oliver’s face, he felt convinced when he or any
+other stranger was not there, must give herself up to cross-tiredness,
+to nagging her daughters, and snubbing her husband between fits of the
+gapes over her knitting, or coarse hemming, and rough and ready darning
+of household linen.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Polley, who was not regarded as company worth counting, by his
+own children any more than by the rest of the world, did no more than
+contribute the dreariest platitudes and the stalest incidents from his
+second day’s newspaper, to the feast of reason and the flow of soul.
+There grew to be a merit in the girls’ persistent giggles and in the
+light-hearted empty chatter and idle gossip, pointed by personalities
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</span>and spiced by scandal, with which they stirred the heaviness, and the
+absence of all dignity and beauty, from which Oliver was not astonished
+that they made their escape, when they had the opportunity.</p>
+
+<p>The Polleys had another sitting-room besides that behind the shop, a
+best parlour or drawing-room as the girls liked to call it, in which
+they sometimes sat with their hands crossed in their laps, or engaged
+in fancy-work, entertaining company. But as Oliver chose to come to
+them in the character of a family friend, a distinction which they
+appreciated, Mrs. Polley overruled her daughters’ objections and
+elected that he should be received in the ordinary family room.</p>
+
+<p>‘He shall see us as we are,’ said the matron when the Polleys were all
+together in the back parlour one evening before supper. ‘He sha’n’t
+have to say we were honey to his face and molasses behind his back.
+Besides, we don’t do <span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</span>nothing we are ashamed of. I tell you what,
+gals, if he has got any one of you in his eye already, he’s that kind
+of chap, if I’m not mistaken, he’ll think a deal more of you, and be
+more likely to grow sweet on you, if he finds you with me and father,
+in your house-gowns, working at your needles in the parlour here, than
+if he were supposed to catch you sitting like dressed-up dolls, at
+your fine-lady nonsense of crochet and bead-work, in the other room,
+as, I dare say—for I have not been out at the mill-house for years
+now—I’m a stay-at-home, even if Fan Constable were readier with her
+invitations—his sister sits from morning till night.’</p>
+
+<p>‘It’s all you know, mother,’ said ’Mily, a well-grown buxom girl of
+eighteen; ‘but at least it shows you have not made yourself cheap at
+Friarton Mill. Fan sees callers in her bare cold hole of a drawing-room
+certainly; but when I go there, which is precious seldom as I know <span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</span>she
+would rather have my room than my company, she is always pretending to
+be notable over a heap of such common hemming and back-stitching as
+even you can do. Fancy! she was making bed curtains, and not keeping
+them out of the way either, the last time I was there. She is as busy
+as any sewing girl over the vicarage old women’s flannel petticoats and
+children’s cotton frocks. Rather she than I slave for such cattle. We
+give a good subscription to Mr. Holland’s poor-box, and that’s enough,
+I should think. But Fan curries favour with the vicarage people, who
+have taken her up, though Peter Constable was an old chapel-goer like
+we are, and Oliver goes to chapel still. I am at a loss to tell what
+gentility she has more than us, except that she’s that proud and
+stuck-up,’ and ’Mily sat up in her chair with Fan’s most frigid air,
+amidst the loud applause of her sisters.</p>
+
+<p>‘Now mind what you’re about, ’Mily,’ her mother reproved the actress;
+‘you may not be <span class="pagenum" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</span>far wrong, and you’re smart at taking people
+off—there’s no denying it, but you may do it once too often. What
+would Oliver Constable think if he saw you? He may not have any
+nonsense about him, but he won’t care to have his sister turned into a
+laughing-stock.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I’m sure I don’t mind a fiddle-stick what he cares,’ protested ’Mily,
+taking high ground.</p>
+
+<p>‘Hold your tongue, and don’t speak again to me, Miss,’ insisted Mrs.
+Polley. ‘You get too much of your head as it is; but you sha’n’t spoil
+your chances by your folly before my very eyes.’</p>
+
+<p>‘It ain’t likely to be me, mother,’ cried ’Mily, rather enjoying the
+implication. ‘It will be ’Liza if it’s to be any of us. She is fitter
+to tackle him with her rubbish of poetry, which ought to suit a college
+man.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Me!’ ejaculated ’Liza, a delicate, rather indolent girl, in injured
+innocence. ‘I never spoke about poetry to Oliver Constable.’</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</span></p>
+
+<p>‘And I should just like to hear you try it,’ Mrs. Polley gave her
+literary daughter fair warning; ‘though a song is all very well at a
+proper time and place, at a party or after supper. I was a good singer
+myself in my day—you need not make faces, ’Mily—and I can raise the
+tune yet in chapel a deal truer than a pack of set-up madams with
+money wasted on them in an instrument and in piany-forty lessons.’ The
+last cut bore reference to the superannuated piano in the Polleys’
+drawing-room, and the two quarters’ fees for instruction in playing on
+it, vouchsafed by Mrs. Polley to her daughters, being what they might
+claim as their due in education according to the growing requirements
+of their station. ‘But to sing my Maker’s praises is one thing,’ went
+on Mrs. Polley severely, ‘or even to be able to manage a song or two
+in addition to a hymn, and to have any traffic with play or poetry
+books is another. To my mind, they’re worse than novels and romances,
+and <span class="pagenum" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</span>you all know what your deacons think of them. You gals may read
+them on the sly sometimes, but it had need to be on the sly, for if I
+get my hands on such devil’s books, into the fire or out of the window
+they go. Them’s my opinions, and if you think to defy them you know the
+consequences.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Compose yourself, my dear,’ ventured Mr. Polley, looking up from his
+newspaper. ‘I apprehend you’re going just a little too far. I remember
+the old minister gave in to recommend Uncle Tom’s——’</p>
+
+<p>‘Uncle Tom’s cat!’ interrupted Mrs. Polley, disrespectfully. ‘A good
+turn of honest work is a far better employment than snivelling over
+any made up story—though it were Mr. Holland or the old minister
+himself as made it up. You can tell him I said so, if you like. I
+wonder anybody can be so silly—not to say so unprincipled, for I
+call it downright want of principle, to be taken in by printed lies.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</span>Reading trash of stories and verses never paid a debt, or filled a
+hungry stomach, that I ever heard tell of. But I’ll tell you what
+they’ve done,’ speaking triumphantly in vindication of her theory,
+‘they’ve brought an idiot like Poet Dymott,’ alluding to a local poet
+of humble vocation, ‘as low as the union. Luckily his silly of a wife
+who encouraged him died early, and they had no children to suffer
+from his not sticking to his last and shoe-leather. Fools’ tales sent
+a light-headed gipsy like Mrs. Dadd’s last servant into the county
+asylum, after she was pulled out of Buller’s Brook, where she might
+have stopped still for all the washing her character had got. We should
+be a deal better off for maids-of-all-work, when we’ve the misfortune
+to need ’em, if it were not for the trumpery “Family Heralds” and
+“People’s Journals” as the girls have the impudence to take out,
+throwing away their pence, and sitting up at nights by the help of
+prigged <span class="pagenum" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</span>candle-hends, at the risk of setting houses on fire, and
+creeping and dawdling about their work next day. I don’t hold against
+a book as is an improving book, and deals with our latter hends,’ Mrs.
+Polley granted, showing herself a little more liberal and capable of
+making a concession, ‘at a proper time, on a Sunday evening, when it
+rains cats and dogs, so as to make chapel out of the question, and
+there’s nothing else to do at home. But I’d like to see any of you gals
+settle to a volume of sermons, if there was a glistening chimneypot
+hat or a draggled tail of a skirt to watch passing the door. I don’t
+make any stand against Polley muddling for ever amongst his newspapers,
+since he’s no good at any better job.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Missus Polley!’ objected the gentleman, looking up again from his
+newspaper, with his hat still on his head. Though he rarely stirred
+beyond the parlour, he wore his hat, except when he was at meals or in
+bed, as <span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</span>if to give him the help of a few inches added to his masculine
+height. He spoke half under his breath in subdued displeasure.</p>
+
+<p>‘I don’t deny I like myself to know what’s a-going on, when I’ve time
+to listen, which ain’t often, and Polley’s reading out saves me the
+trouble of looking over the news,’ confessed the matron candidly,
+taking not the smallest notice of her husband’s appeal unless by
+speaking, if anything, in a louder key. ‘Besides, it helps to keep him
+out of harm’s way.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Missus Polley!’ groaned the defaulter more clamorously.</p>
+
+<p>‘What are you Missus Polleying me for?’ his helpmeet turned on him
+briskly. ‘You ain’t going to deny the tricks you played me when first
+we went together, Polley? It is as well to keep you out of temptation,
+though I should just like to see you trying on that trade again, now
+that I’ve got the upper hand, and you’ve got some notion of the value
+of a good wife, as has kept a roof <span class="pagenum" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</span>over your and the gals’ heads, and
+a full table, and the shop flourishing more than it ever did in your
+day. You ought to bless your stars, Polley, that you ever set eyes on
+my face, or that I consented to have a bad bargain in you.’</p>
+
+<p>’Mily Polley was a little tired of hearing the chronicle of her
+father’s delinquencies and her mother’s virtues; she broke in upon the
+monologue, reminding her mother of an instance of inconsistency in her
+conduct. ‘I wonder, mother, you ever let poetry books lie in the house
+or suffer ’Liza to look into them.’</p>
+
+<p>‘You know as well as I do, ’Mily,’ Mrs. Polley explained, shortly,
+‘that ’Liza has not been so strong as the rest of you gals, and when
+she has not been able to sit up with her <span id="cor7"></span>colds and influenzas, there
+was no great wrong done in her diverting herself with a book, though I
+could have wished it had been of a more sensible and serious kind. I
+did try to set Mr. Holland upon her about that.’</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</span></p>
+
+<p>‘I was dumpish enough, I can tell you, without reading mouldy sermons,’
+grumbled ’Liza. ‘I wonder how any of you would have liked to be
+condemned either to do that or count your fingers, for my strength was
+that gone I was not able so much as to hold a crochet-hook, and Mr.
+Holland said there was no harm in my pieces, some of them were most
+elegant.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Then ’Liza’s books,’ said Ann Polley, who was commonplace and
+practical to excess, ‘are not ’Liza’s any more than ours, only that she
+looks into them sometimes. They are school prizes and Christmas gifts,
+and keepsakes from friends, though I think they might hit on better
+presents. It would be a great pity if you were so far left to yourself
+as to burn them, mother, since some of them are quite handsome “table
+books,” which I should be sorry to handle except to dust, for fear of
+spoiling their red <span class="pagenum" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</span>and green and gold backs. They are a great ornament
+laid round the drawing-room table.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Yes,’ said Mrs. Polley, decidedly, ‘that is the right place for them.
+They will turn nobody’s feather head, and waste nobody’s time save in
+the dusting, lying there.’</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XIV">
+ CHAPTER XIV.
+ <br>
+ <span>THE FIRST ATTEMPT.</span>
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="flat"><span class="smcap">After</span> all, if Oliver had always been ushered into the drawing-room
+which these closed books were supposed to embellish, he would not have
+found many traces of higher aspirations in its gaudy carpet, and chairs
+and tables of one ponderous monotonous style, since Mrs. Polley’s
+influence had at least saved them from being slim and gimcrack, with
+its samples of meretricious fancy-work, in which there was as little
+fancy as there was use, than he could discover in the back parlour.
+The family room was furnished with the darkest drugget and coarsest
+mahogany and hair cloth. It did not, according to the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</span>Polleys’ ideas,
+admit of any attempt at ornament. It was reserved to fulfil their
+notions of ease and comfort, the table being often covered and littered
+with the materials employed in the girls’ home dressmaking, and the
+chimney-piece given over to Mr. Polley’s tobacco-pouch and pipes, and
+Mrs. Polley’s thimble and reels of cotton.</p>
+
+<p>’Mily Polley was not a bad mimic in that lowest development of art
+which is contented to grasp and caricature such salient details and
+absurdities of human nature as come within the artist’s limited
+observation. And though there was a horrible absence of reverence
+and tenderness in the girl’s rendering of some old woman’s palsied
+utterance, or some half-imbecile boy’s stutter, in her cool giving
+of her own father’s stock phrases, even in her close copies of Mr.
+Holland—the Polleys’ clergyman’s—stiff or strained gestures in the
+most solemn part of his services, the representation was the only
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</span>version of the drama which ever reached the Polleys, while it was as
+good as a play in forcing Mrs. Polley to relax into a grim smile and
+to forget for a moment her rare achievements, and in stimulating Mr.
+Polley to clap his hands magnanimously at the mocking echo of himself.</p>
+
+<p>There was no theatre in Friarton, and if there had been, the Polleys
+belonged to a branch of the Christian Church which condemns theatres
+without reservation, nay, sometimes, as in the case of Mrs. Polley,
+extends the condemnation to play-books as well as players.</p>
+
+<p>Yet it struck Oliver Constable that the Polleys were at the level of
+civilisation when the theatre, if not abused and tabooed, would have
+naturally come in as an effective instrument in their training. He
+arrived at the conclusion as he formed one of the audience to the
+mimicry which ’Mily Polley, who was proud of her gift, was sometimes
+tempted to practise before her friends and acquaintances, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</span>in addition
+to her family; as he took notice of the nicknames which abounded in her
+vocabulary in about an equal degree to that in which they flourished
+in Jack Dadd’s speech; and as Oliver observed the glee with which the
+girl utilised any exceptionally silly or stupid person who had the
+misfortune to enter her circle, making him or her serve for a temporary
+butt. The last was grievously disloyal, and the worst thing was that
+nobody—neither the mistress nor the master of the house, not even
+’Liza, who was certainly gentler than the others, who sometimes read a
+little from choice, and who was therefore under the impression that she
+had culture—recognised the disloyalty.</p>
+
+<p>But the mimicry was an intellectual effort a shade in advance of
+the bald individual experiences, the tittle-tattle purely peddling,
+or more or less mischievous, which constituted the staple of the
+Polleys’ conversation, and was just such an effort as the theatre
+might have <span class="pagenum" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</span>spurred on and supplemented. Oliver imagined the Polleys
+might have liked to go to a respectable theatre which was not under an
+ecclesiastical ban, might have enjoyed a broad farce, and relished and
+profited so far by one of the homelier order of tragedies.</p>
+
+<p>What he could not imagine was, that till they had gone a little farther
+in elementary knowledge, and without the theatre, which comes in to
+meet the intellectual law that perception and imitation are among the
+first acts of the mental powers of a child, or an undeveloped man or
+woman, any of the Polleys, with the exception of ’Liza, could derive
+the smallest benefit or satisfaction from the mass of books, which, to
+be sure, they left untouched. He ceased also to be surprised that the
+Polley family should be in the section of Mr. Holland’s congregation,
+the members of which composed themselves, after the prayers and hymns,
+to look round on their neighbours and <span class="pagenum" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</span>manifestly take stock of their
+presence, looks and clothes, or who openly nodded and audibly snored
+throughout their clergyman’s finest peroration, with which, however,
+they would not have consented to dispense, since they took a reflected
+pride in his fervid eloquence as contrasted with the vicar’s well-bred
+conversation in the pulpit. Oliver had ceased to get impatient with
+what he had been accustomed to consider Holland’s violent transitions
+in a variety of bad styles—from the strongly sensational to the
+familiarly anecdotal—bordering on the facetious, when the critic
+was better able to estimate the order of intelligence with which, to
+a large extent, the preacher had to deal. Oliver began to pity the
+poor teacher, who was bound alike by his calling and his conscience
+to impart the highest truths which could be addressed to humanity, to
+these dense minds and stolid hearts.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver found the girls by fits and starts <span class="pagenum" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</span>furiously busy, or, in spite
+of their mother, absolutely idle. It was clear that notwithstanding,
+or because of, their mental vacuity, they luxuriated in idleness a
+little after the fashion of the dwellers in Eastern zenanas. The
+Polleys still regarded idleness much as their poor young drudge of a
+maid-of-all-work, taken from the workhouse school, looked upon it, with
+more reason, as one of the great gains of having risen and prospered
+in business and the world. To do nothing save gabble idle gossip was
+next best to wearing fine clothes every day of the week and every hour
+of the day, and eating at every meal early lamb and salmon, pastry,
+plum-cake, and strawberry ices, which the Polleys’ class are now in
+circumstances to add to their more primitive dainties of pork-pies,
+muffins, and shrimps. Idleness was one of the established privileges
+of ladies to which the girls gave full credit, and of which they were
+not slow to avail themselves when <span class="pagenum" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</span>they had the opportunity. It might
+pall in time, and so might the fine clothes and fine food in unlimited
+quantities, but such satiety the Polley girls were not likely to attain
+so long as they lived under their mother’s rule. And they prized their
+advantages the more because they were still reduced to snatch at and
+make the most of them when these only came in their way occasionally,
+by the arbitrary will of Mrs. Polley.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver observed that the girls had none of the sustained industry of
+Fan, and that they were constantly seeking to shirk the share of work
+in the shop and house which their mother laid upon them. ’Mily was
+particularly adroit in slipping off her burdens, and her active mother
+made more allowance for ’Mily’s adroitness than for ’Liza’s laziness
+or Ann’s slowness, showing that she considered rebellion incidental
+to youth, and admired in this case the cleverness with which it was
+carried out. Mrs. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</span>Polley said her youngest was ‘a sad pickle,’ but
+she admitted she had been thoughtless and fond of her pleasure beyond
+everything in her own girlhood. She daresayed a house and family on
+’Mily’s refractory shoulders would steady her in time. She would rather
+have a girl smart for her own ends than a silly or a dawdle, any day;
+so far from regarding the smartness thus exercised as dishonourable to
+the culprit, Mrs. Polley saw in it a proof that ’Mily would be worth
+something in the end.</p>
+
+<p>The household needlework, which is still done at home in houses like
+the Polleys’, was another task which the girls evaded, or discharged,
+with a grudge, in the most slovenly fashion. Such disgraceful
+needlework, to be worn in private, as the Polleys passed through their
+clumsy, careless fingers, Fan Constable would not have accepted from
+the least scholar in the vicar’s wife’s school.</p>
+
+<p>It puzzled Oliver that Mrs. Polley, who <span class="pagenum" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</span>insisted so strongly on the
+merits of energy and enterprise in her own case, could, as a matter
+of principle, permit the comparatively useless, frivolous lives her
+daughters led. But when he sounded her one day on whether she did
+not approve of training girls to self-help, as fit successors to
+their fathers and mothers in such a shop as she herself conducted
+successfully, he found, strange as it seemed to him, that she too, was
+tinged with the girls’ views of gentility. Oliver, who had thought to
+have pleased his father’s old friend by the suggestion, had never gone
+so near to sending her off in a huff—and Mrs. Polley in a huff was a
+formidable person to have to do with.</p>
+
+<p>‘Well, to tell you the truth, Mr. Oliver,’ said Mrs. Polley, with a dry
+cough, ‘my gals don’t ought to look forward to going into the shop. I
+haven’t toiled my shoulders and my ’ead, and stood there till I was fit
+to drop on market-days, for my gals to have to follow in <span class="pagenum" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</span>my shoes.
+If business goes with us as it has done, I’m ’appy to say, ever since
+I took it in hand, I expect I shall put enough by to enable the gals,
+if they ain’t provided with husbands in the meantime, to live on their
+means, and do nothing, like the best in the place.’</p>
+
+<p>Oliver was silenced.</p>
+
+<p>The one employment which entirely overcame the Polleys’ taste for
+idleness, and on which they entered with a will and the utmost
+zest, was what Oliver reckoned their unfortunate blunder in making
+objects of themselves in the line of dress. They could always be
+eagerly interested in frilling themselves from top to toe, in pulling
+down their old flounces, and furbelows, and bunches of skirts, and
+reconstructing them, if possible, in an uglier shape than before. They
+were never wearied of manufacturing the most grotesque apologies for
+hats and bonnets. Oliver thought, in contrast, of Fan and Catherine
+Hilliard’s simple <span class="pagenum" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</span>gowns and quiet hats, which, if he had known it,
+’Mily Polley classed as the dowdiest things out, and farther stated
+that it was her deliberate opinion, only a learned young lady with
+her head in the clouds, like Miss Hilliard, or a girl with the cool
+assurance of Fan Constable, would take it upon her to be so plain in
+her dress, and would not at least try to be wearing what was stylish.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver, poor benighted man, only marvelled, on the contrary, how even
+girls in their vagaries could accomplish such tremendous mistakes in
+what one might have imagined would have been the congenial art of
+adorning their own bodies.</p>
+
+<p>Nobody could call the Polleys’ lives gloomy or austere, yet to Oliver
+their enjoyments appeared grievously ignoble, even when they were not
+of an animal character. He was very sorry for those girls, whom no man
+had hired to worthy work and wages. He thought of <span class="pagenum" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</span>the innumerable
+missions to the poor, and of the ladies who, to their unending credit,
+devoted much time and attention to raising the women of the lower
+ranks. He recalled the superior advantages which may be held at least
+to balance the increased temptations of the upper classes. And he
+reflected, with deep regret and shame, how Fan withdrew, and Catherine
+Hilliard recoiled, from all association with girls like the Polleys.
+What chance had they of escaping from irredeemable materialism and
+innate vulgarity—those deadly foes to all that is spiritual and
+really noble? What help was extended to them beyond the Sunday sermon
+which flew over their heads, and the verses in the Bible—which they
+read as a lesson, that had little or nothing to do with their past or
+present, but belonged, as Mrs. Polley would have said, to their ‘latter
+hends’—to rise above gross self-indulgence—so long as it was not what
+the world called vicious? For the Polleys were <span class="pagenum" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</span>not merely respectable,
+but even inclined to be Pharisees in their loud boasting of their
+respectability. Yet self-indulgence, which was not absolutely vicious,
+was in their eyes perfectly admissible and actually laudable. A man or
+a woman who would not gratify himself or herself by well-nigh wallowing
+in the outward fruits of success, was either a screw or a minx. Heroes
+and saints had very little that was heroic and saintly in them to the
+Polleys’ mind. All were dragged down to the same low level.</p>
+
+<p>The Polleys’ standard was very little above that of the most
+rudimentary Christians, whether in high places, in courts and alleys,
+or in the bush and the jungle. The Polleys would do no murder, would
+not pick or steal—unless in those adaptations and adulterations of
+groceries, which had become part of a wide-spread system, with which
+all trades complied, and which nobody, save a fanatic, dreamt of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</span>defining as stealing, would prove chaste maids and matrons, would not
+literally fall down and worship golden images, and for anything farther
+would regularly attend chapel—of which the heads of the house were
+members, and would contribute liberally and with great <i>esprit de
+corps</i> to the minister’s salary.</p>
+
+<p>It did not strike Oliver that the Polleys were much exposed to the
+temptation to break those commandments which they respected, and for
+the rest, with regard to the grand spiritual lives beyond, these were
+simply ignored and uncomprehended. Oliver feared there was a more
+impassable miserable chasm between the Polleys’ mode of existence and
+all that belongs to a higher life, than even the ghastly gulf which
+cuts off the outcast in his crimes and wretchedness from purity and
+peace, just as it was said of old that the publicans and harlots
+were nearer the kingdom of heaven than their extremely respectable,
+outwardly moral, nay, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</span>ostentatiously religious brethren. To do the
+Polleys justice, they made no great barren profession of religion; they
+contented themselves with being by inheritance and social politics
+chapel people, and despising the members of a state and priest-ridden
+church.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver, in his arguments with Fan, had given all honour to the
+essential virtues of his class; now it pained him intensely to be
+forced to recognise wherein it fell short, even in precedent and
+tradition, not to say in word and deed, of the standards and practices
+of the more highly cultured and better educated classes.</p>
+
+<p>Certainly truth was not confined to any rank, and flagrant deception
+was confessedly committed by ladies and gentlemen. But these ladies and
+gentlemen were not respectable members of their class and, unless in
+outrageous instances, counted falsehood brought home to them worldly
+dishonour, and concealed <span class="pagenum" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</span>their lapses from truth with all their might.</p>
+
+<p>But a certain amount of lying did not involve the same disgrace when
+it came to light in Oliver’s class. Jack Dadd was singularly obtuse in
+perceiving that the twists and turns which he gave to his words and
+actions, in order to serve himself, and of which he actually boasted to
+Oliver, in the sense of what some Americans would call ‘smart practice’
+or as capital jokes, were neither more nor less than cunningly veiled
+lies. As for the Polley girls, they indulged with the utmost freedom
+in wild exaggerations, horribly prejudiced statements, and barefaced
+fibbing when it suited their purpose, until Oliver hung his head and
+almost groaned aloud.</p>
+
+<p>Of course, as Oliver was thankful to think, there were many much better
+representatives of the small shopkeeping class than any he encountered
+in Friarton—young men whose public <span class="pagenum" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</span>spirit and intelligence, if not
+their culture, far exceeded his own; girls as dutiful as Fan had been
+to her father, and with a still higher and truer idea of what made
+perfect womanliness, and of a necessity perfect ladyhood, in any rank.
+But he feared these formed the exceptions, more or less rare, to the
+ordinary rule. They were the salt of the earth, no doubt, but bore no
+greater proportion to the social body they preserved from corruption,
+than salt to the physical world with which it is incorporated. Oliver
+was compelled to suspect that the Dadds and Polleys presented an
+average specimen of their class.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver sought to prove a friend and brother to the young Polleys and
+their girl companions as well as to Jack Dadd and his associates. In
+order to be so he struggled to show himself patient and judicious with
+the girls. He answered all their questions about his former college
+experience and present volunteer movement, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</span>as fully as he knew how.
+And then he tried to carry the inquisitors to something in earth or
+heaven beyond their small personalities and their life in Friarton,
+with so poor a result that he fell back in despair to asking ’Liza
+Polley about the poetry—of which she was said to be fond. She did not
+impress him as the most intelligent of the sisters, but he fancied if
+she had the shadow of a taste for poetry, he had a hold upon her.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver was in blissful ignorance of Mrs. Polley’s objection to such a
+subject of conversation, as not merely trifling in the extreme, but
+verging on impropriety.</p>
+
+<p>For that matter, Mrs. Polley was not quite so good as her word where
+a well-to-do young fellow, who might be looking after one or other of
+her daughters, was concerned. She gave Oliver considerable license
+in his attempts to entertain the girls, leaving him to ‘get thick’
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</span>with them in his own way, refraining, to a remarkable extent and
+with some disinterestedness, from her usual custom of engrossing the
+conversation. She only dropped one little hint which, notwithstanding
+Fan’s warning, Oliver failed to appropriate. ‘If you encourage ’Liza
+in her liking for such nonsense, you must be prepared to take the
+responsibility upon yourself, Mr. Oliver,’ said Mrs. Polley, with
+something like a simper which might have been alarming in so downright,
+plain-spoken a woman, had it been addressed to a less single-hearted,
+self-forgetful man.</p>
+
+<p>But Oliver undertook the responsibility with a frankness and
+fearlessness which were their own defence. He assured Mrs. Polley that
+Miss ’Liza need take no harm from the perusal of good poetry, and
+pledged himself that, so far from causing her to neglect any duty, it
+ought rather to spur her on and brace her to its better performance. He
+smiled to himself after <span class="pagenum" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</span>the utterance of so great a platitude, while
+the hint evaporated in empty air.</p>
+
+<p>It was poor Miss ’Liza who felt embarrassed. She had been accustomed to
+hear herself accused of literary tastes with an admixture of very mild
+vanity and rather more energetic deprecation. She was by no means sure
+that the tastes were sufficiently pronounced to stand the investigation
+of a university man. She fidgeted and hesitated, and caused ’Mily to
+mock her more than ever, when Oliver broached the word poetry to her.
+In addition, by common consent, in the light of compatibility of taste,
+’Liza found Oliver Constable likely to be set aside by her family and
+friends as her ‘beau.’ He was in all probability coming after one of
+the sisters in his regular visits to the back parlour, and ’Liza was
+the one who struck her own set, at the first glance, as cut out for him.</p>
+
+<p>’Liza was quite the girl to believe what everybody told her. And she
+was not without <span class="pagenum" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</span>a sense of obligation to the world in general and to
+her sisters in particular, for handing over Oliver to her. She was
+struck by the disinterestedness of Ann and ’Mily, and she was flattered
+with the notion of a distinguished conquest on her own part.</p>
+
+<p>On the other hand, ’Liza Polley was not so simple as to suppose that
+her sisters were actuated entirely by generosity in their early
+withdrawal from any rivalry in her pretensions to Oliver Constable.
+Indeed, in spite of her literary bent, ’Liza was ready to agree with
+’Mily in her sweeping assertion that Oliver was ‘a handsome gorilla
+of a duffer,’ who was always talking sense, or nonsense which was no
+better than sense, since it was past their comprehension, and who was
+constantly on the verge of lecturing them. ’Liza did not relish the
+imminent prospect of a lecture, however delicately administered, any
+more than ’Mily or Ann relished it. She had an uneasy consciousness
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</span>that Oliver would consider her a humbug, since she had really hardly
+any more topics to talk over with him than her sisters could find.</p>
+
+<p>Above all, ’Liza knew in her inmost heart there were persons—young
+men—a young man whom, whoever the world might regard as well matched
+with her, she liked infinitely better than she could ever like Oliver
+Constable.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver was a great scholar, and she was not nearly scholarly enough
+to be at home with him as she was with that other person, who chaffed
+her unmercifully about being a blue-stocking, but who, she was sure,
+nevertheless, looked up to her a little for her slender bookish
+attainments.</p>
+
+<p>’Liza dreaded that ‘the word of’ Oliver would separate her from this
+more favoured aspirant to her regard.</p>
+
+<p>On all these counts ’Liza was so reluctant and retiring when Oliver
+tried to ‘tackle’ her, as he called the process, on her reading, that
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</span>he felt—even in being foiled anew—at least he could triumphantly
+refute Fan’s unwomanly assertion that the Polley girls would be eager
+and unmaidenly in receiving and misinterpreting his advances.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver never got beyond the discovery that ’Liza’s theory of poetry
+was decidedly that of rhyme; and she inclined strongly to what was
+meretriciously sentimental, especially when the sentiment was that of
+pairs of lovers meeting by sunset or moonlight, under oak trees, or in
+bowers of roses, or amidst ruins in churchyards. These persons swore
+eternal fidelity and incontinently died by violent deaths, or one of
+them proved false, as it were for the purpose of breaking the heart
+of the other, who continued, to Oliver’s mind, wrongheadedly faithful
+to a creature who was not worth a moment’s regret. When ’Liza strayed
+slightly from these stock scenes, it was into the superficial splendour
+of palaces, or at least into the height of hackneyed <span class="pagenum" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</span>picturesqueness
+as displayed in the castles and fortified towns, the crusades, sieges
+and battlefields of mediæval times. Followers at a humble distance of
+Moore, L.E.L., and Mrs. Hemans, constituted her antiquated school of
+poets.</p>
+
+<p>It saddened Oliver to see that ’Liza’s faint poetic fancy could find
+no resting-place nearer home, and remained on that account utterly
+divorced from her daily life. It was like a wistful groping for better
+things far a field. It reminded him of the manlier sort of songs with
+which Jack Dadd and his comrades diversified their ‘If ever I cease to
+love’ and ‘Not for Joe.’ How the shop lads, who had not the remotest
+chance of being active participators in the open-air stir and joy of
+a hunting field, or who were in no danger of knowing any voyage more
+exciting than a holiday trip in a river steamer, would give the full
+force of their young lungs and hearts to the vigorous refrain of ‘John
+Peel’ or ‘The Bay of Biscay—O.’</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XV">
+ CHAPTER XV.
+ <br>
+ <span>THE ANNUAL EXCURSION.</span>
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="flat"><span class="smcap">Every</span> year the shop people of Friarton showed themselves so united and
+independent as to have an excursion and picnic of their own, on one of
+their summer holidays.</p>
+
+<p>It was something quite different from the day with their employers,
+which is such a popular piece of patronage on the part of large firms.
+The <i>employés</i> had nothing to do with this, they had their own
+day apart. It was the employers themselves, with their wives and
+families, who met <span class="pagenum" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</span>and agreed to disport themselves together. It was
+as if—supposing the example could be followed on a large scale—all
+the linendrapers and all the Italian warehousemen in London arranged to
+assemble with their households at some spot, as much more distant and
+more select than Epping Forest and Brighton as the masters’ claims to
+potentiality and dignity are beyond those of their young men and women.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver Constable was prompt in supporting the usual celebration of
+the day, and in proposing to make one of the company in either of the
+two omnibuses engaged to carry the pleasure-seekers to their place of
+entertainment. He discovered to his chagrin that the party consisted
+chiefly of young people. An American fashion was setting in, which
+caused Mr. and Mrs. Dadd, and Mrs. Polley, with their contemporaries,
+not to refuse their countenance altogether, but to withdraw to a
+considerable extent their presence from the gala. They found the annual
+excursion, on the whole, a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</span>little trying to people of mature years,
+and they were not impelled to make the sacrifice on their children’s
+account, since these worthy fathers and mothers were persuaded that
+their young people were perfectly able to take care of themselves at a
+picnic, and that to have their seniors looking on proved a restraint on
+the enjoyment of the juniors. Let the elderly people have their outing
+also, but let it be distinct and apart from that of the young people,
+whose limbs, wind, and hilarity were naturally so much more rampant.</p>
+
+<p>But Oliver made so great a stand against this innovation on the part of
+his fellow-townsmen, and so set his heart on the fathers and mothers
+accompanying their sons and daughters, that though old Dadd and Mrs.
+Polley did not know what to think of the young fellow’s urgency, they
+yielded, and even pressed Mr. Holland, the minister of four-fifths
+of the shopkeepers of Friarton, into the service, to <span class="pagenum" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</span>accompany the
+excursionists and say grace at the picnic.</p>
+
+<p>It was much more difficult to convince Jack Dadd and ’Mily Polley that
+the revival of the presence of the elders was an advantage.</p>
+
+<p>‘The guv’nor and his missus will only be in the way, and spoil sport;
+and what do we want with a feller in a white choker out of chapel?
+In fact, we have two of ’em; for Constable, though he means to be
+friendly, is a bit of a stick—all the worse, sometimes, that he don’t
+show his colours in his coat or his tie, or his hat,’ Jack grumbled and
+blustered; while ’Mily complained there would be no fun, and threatened
+not to go, but soon withdrew her threat.</p>
+
+<p>For the first time in a number of summers, Fan Constable announced
+her intention of being one of the pleasure party. It was a solemn
+concession to sisterly duty. Oliver was such a fool (with a folly akin
+to that of Henry, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</span>Earl of Morland, and not altogether removed from
+the madness of the Apostle Paul, when he became all things to all
+men,) that she could not trust him to spend a whole day in the fields
+with those riotous lads, and, above all, those bouncing or languishing
+girls, without the protection of her eye upon him and them.</p>
+
+<p>Ungrateful Oliver had some words with Fan on her going in the spirit in
+which she went. ‘If you can’t make yourself agreeable, Fan, and do as
+others do, but must stand aloof with what they call fine-lady airs, you
+had better stay away,’ said Oliver, with a man’s brutal frankness.</p>
+
+<p>‘I hope my manners will pass muster,’ retorted Fan loftily. ‘As to
+doing what others do, perhaps you will not object to my forming an
+exception, if the company begin to pelt each other with gooseberries,
+or to play at kiss in the ring.’</p>
+
+<p>There might have been another recruit, or <span class="pagenum" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</span>couple of recruits, added to
+the forces, if Oliver had not rejected the suggestion peremptorily.</p>
+
+<p>Harry Stanhope was beginning to find that yeoman work was not so
+entirely a manly pastime—like hunting and shooting—that it did not
+require all the play he could obtain to diversify it and prevent
+it from sinking into dull drudgery. He was not particular in his
+associates, but showed himself ready to knock up acquaintances in any
+class, and have a jolly lark with them at any time.</p>
+
+<p>‘Won’t you take me with you to the turn-out?’ Harry put it
+insinuatingly to Fan. ‘You may fancy I should be in the way, but if
+they will let me drive one of the shandrydans, I’ll pledge myself
+you sha’n’t be spilt. Constable knows I’m good to handle the ribbons
+without an accident. It’s a thundering shame of Constable not to speak
+to my merits and Horry’s in this and in other respects, to leave us
+out in the cold, and go and enjoy himself like a selfish <span class="pagenum" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</span>beast. I’m
+convinced it ain’t your blame, Miss Constable, that we have not got a
+bit of paste-board, or <span id="cor8"></span>whatever is necessary.’</p>
+
+<p>It was not Fan’s blame, for when Oliver said ‘No, a hundred times,
+no,’ doggedly, and with nothing save a stern satisfaction in the
+consideration that he was robbing Jack Dadd and ’Mily Polley of the
+delight of such an acquisition, Fan remonstrated with him privately.
+‘Why can’t Mr. Stanhope go if we go, Oliver?’ she asked.</p>
+
+<p>‘Good heavens, Fan! can’t you see the difference?’ demanded Oliver, out
+of all patience with the suggestion. ‘What business has Harry Stanhope
+with the Friarton tradespeople? Do you think he would go among them as
+his equals? He would go as he would intrude on a brewers’ bean-feast,
+or a bargemen’s saturnalia, or a meeting of thieves, or a pilgrimage to
+Mecca, without doubt or compunction, to see what he could see, and to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</span>take his fun out of the proceedings, while some of the idiots engaged
+in them might imagine he was there in good faith, as one of themselves.
+Am I to be an accomplice in such treachery?’ Oliver’s broad shoulders
+went up to his ears, as he imagined Stanhope letting Jack Dadd suppose
+he was pumping him, or drawing ’Mily Polley out, and astounding her
+ignorant audacity.</p>
+
+<p>‘It is a relief to hear that there are idiots who cannot be mistaken
+for gentlemen and ladies,’ was Fan’s parting shot. After all, she was
+not sorry that Harry Stanhope would not be present when she resumed her
+place in her father’s circle.</p>
+
+<p>It will occur to every experienced person that the planning and
+carrying out of a large picnic, where the details are not confided to
+a public purveyor, or left to qualified servants, must be a little
+troublesome. But the amount of business in hurrying to and fro,
+consulting, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</span>fussing and wrangling, which the annual excursion caused
+in Friarton, among businesspeople, too, who ought to have known how to
+supply the provisions required with the greatest despatch and the least
+difficulty, offered a curious speculation to Oliver. He found it the
+simplest matter in the world, by a single reference to Jim Hull, and
+to former estimates of contributions to the entertainment, to order
+and send to the managing committee the quota of pies, tarts, and what
+Jim generalised as ‘flummery,’ with which Constable’s bakehouse had
+always furnished the excursionists. Why could not all the entrusted
+butchers, fishmongers, and grocers do the same? He must conclude that
+they, or their wives and daughters for them, took pleasure in first
+creating, and then overcoming, obstacles and objections, though Mrs.
+Polley asserted she was ‘that wore out’ with all she had undergone in
+conducting the preparations and putting down the senseless proposals
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</span>of some people, that she would a deal rather have three market-days on
+end.</p>
+
+<p>The young women did not give much help, though they ran backwards and
+forwards incessantly between the houses of the chief managers, for
+three days preceding the excursion. The girls’ principal interest was
+absorbed by their costumes for the occasion. As they had imparted
+every detail to each other long before, and as they saw each other
+every day—both in slovenly deshabilles and what might be called smart
+toilettes—Oliver stupidly failed to see how the dresses could be of
+much consequence to anybody.</p>
+
+<p>What attention the young people had to spare was bestowed more on
+the style of the feast, and the good things which were to figure at
+it, than on the locality of the picnic. Oliver imagined this lack
+of concern in what was, in a measure, the object of the ten miles’
+drive—the visit to a well-known ‘hanger,’ or <span class="pagenum" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</span>high wooded bank, which
+sloped down to Buller’s Brook—might arise from the circumstance that
+the same bourn had formed the termination of the expedition ever since
+he could remember. The place was pretty and suitable enough, but there
+were other places, a little nearer, or a little farther off—an old
+deserted mansion, with a park open on certain conditions to the public;
+an ancient church, a treasure to archæologists; a bend of the Brook,
+famous for water-lilies; while variety was charming. He ventured to
+name a different halting-place, and was put down for a reason which
+proved unanswerable to his audience, and which he could not set aside.
+There was a rarely used barn near Finchhanger, and the owner placed it
+at the disposal of the company in case of rain. In a climate like ours,
+such a retreat with its possibilities of indoor games and dancing—even
+to no better music than impromptu whistling and singing—to while <span class="pagenum" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</span>away
+the lagging hours, was what no wise man could ask his neighbours to
+despise. And the probability of seeking refuge in the barn was rather
+in the ascendancy this year; not because the skies were more inclined
+to weep than usual, but because Jack Dadd had struck out the brilliant
+improvement of taking down a detachment of the volunteer band on the
+top of his omnibus, and, as everybody knew, dancing on the grass was
+better in theory than practice.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver ended by being sceptical whether a change of place, even if
+he could have answered for the weather, would have gained his end or
+proved acceptable to anybody save himself perhaps. That was after
+he had spoken on the rival merits of the old park and church before
+’Mily Polley. ‘Oh! bother the place!’ cried ’Mily frankly; ‘who cares
+for the place? One is as good as another, and then there is the barn.
+I rather hope the rain will only stop off till we’ve got there, and
+after that come down <span class="pagenum" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</span>in a pelt this year, so as to send us all in
+where we can eat comfortable, without old Bales’ (to wit the senior Mr.
+Dadd, with his rotund figure and his linendrapery business) ‘keeping
+us waiting till he has poked about and hunted out the least damp spot
+for his lumbago, and mother <span class="pagenum" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</span>has made a fright of herself by tying her
+pocket-handkerchief round her throat to guard against a crick in the
+neck. And have you heard of young Scissors being so sharp as to secure
+ever so many of your band with their instruments, in case we should
+have nothing else to do but take a hop? I’m sure I don’t know that we
+could do anything better. Oh, I say, Mr. Oliver, I’ll tell you what is
+of a great deal more consequence than a park when we ain’t proposing to
+pick cowslips, or a church when none of us means to get married just
+at present. Will you see—a word at headquarters mayn’t be amiss—that
+Jim Hull of yours lets us have oyster and lobster patties this year
+instead of cherry pies? “I’m so partial,” as ’Liza says, I would give
+my ears for oyster patties. And oh! fancy Jack Dadd has got his father
+to fork out two bottles of sherry and two of champagne—the real, not
+the gooseberry thing, instead of the lemonade, which was all we used to
+have. I don’t care for sherry, but “I adore champagne,” that’s ’Liza
+again. I should like to swig it like beer—that’s me. But sha’n’t we
+have a guzzle?’</p>
+
+<p>’Mily called a spade a spade. Oliver was reminded of a market-day when
+he had seen a stout country lass gazing longingly into the window of
+the shop which Jim Hull had caused to be filled with tarts and cakes
+for the occasion. The rustic damsel had great difficulty in tearing
+herself away from the contemplation; as she did so she exclaimed with
+effusion to a companion, ‘I could eat the whole window full.’</p>
+
+<p>Oliver sought to make atonement for his recoil from ’Mily’s speech, by
+honestly weighing the comparative demerits of what might be <span class="pagenum" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</span>classed as
+gluttony and gourmandism. It was the fashion for some ‘great swells,’
+as ’Mily would have called them, not only to indulge in the last, but
+to boast of the practice, and hold it up to admiration as an elegant
+accomplishment—an essential element of high civilisation. ‘Plain
+living and high thinking’ were exploded with them also.</p>
+
+<p>‘If you will allow me,’ said Oliver meekly, ‘I’ll mix claret cup for
+you.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Thank you for nothing.’ ’Mily rejected the proposal flippantly. ‘Nasty
+flat trash. I’m for as much champagne as I can get for my share,
+without mother interfering. There!’</p>
+
+<p>Had ‘the girl of the period,’ with the fine fast tone which was found
+to have such a rousing effect on the jaded languor and formal worldly
+propriety of Mayfair, come down to dwell among the shopkeepers of
+Friarton?</p>
+
+<p>Oliver showed himself so far amenable to domestic and feminine
+influence as to make <span class="pagenum" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</span>the concession to Fan’s having vouchsafed her
+company, and as it were pledged herself to civility, of taking his
+place with her in the omnibus of her choice—that which did not contain
+Jack Dadd and his detachment from the volunteer band. But even without
+Jack and his musical performers—who took time by the forelock, and
+were guilty of such enthusiasm in their duties as to seize their
+instruments at the very moment of starting, and fill the air with a
+truly military combination of fife and drum, serving as a summons to
+the rest of the townspeople to contemplate the setting forth of the
+shopkeepers on their great holiday—the other omnibus, filled with
+a company of girls dressed in all the colours of the rainbow, with
+rivulets of curls running in every direction; matrons with bonnets
+which supported thickets of flowers among cascades of lace; and men in
+their Sunday suits, was in itself so hilarious and so unconscious of
+any just cause for moderating <span class="pagenum" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</span>its hilarity, that the girls’ giggles
+rose into screams of laughter, the matrons shouted through the din
+to each other, and the men outshouted their womankind, until the one
+vehicle was as noisy in a different way as the other.</p>
+
+<p>‘Ain’t you a glum sort?’ a brother-volunteer said, in the freedom of
+the moment, to Oliver.</p>
+
+<p>‘No,’ Oliver denied, ‘but I don’t see why I should disturb my
+neighbours with my pleasure.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Oh! as to that,’ the other merrymaker turned off the implied censure,
+‘though we ain’t workpeople, we don’t take our pleasures so often that
+we should hold ourselves in when we do, lest we should disturb them as
+has no business save pleasure.’</p>
+
+<p>It was true enough, and it was also true that here was an instance
+of Englishmen’s not taking their pleasure sadly. After all, it was a
+mere ebullition of excitement at starting, so far as the seniors were
+concerned. Very soon such <span class="pagenum" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</span>members of the party as old Dadd and Mrs.
+Polley subsided into sobriety, verging on drowsiness and tartness,
+although their manners might not have the repose</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="center">
+ Which stamps the class of Vere de Vere.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>But it was in the very height of the outburst, when Fan looked as if
+she could have crept beneath her seat to hide her diminished head, and
+Oliver drew down on himself the accusation of being ‘a glum sort,’
+that the omnibus rattled past the Meadows, and revealed near the
+gate, through the vista of thick shrubs, Mrs. Hilliard throwing up
+her plump white hands in comic protest at the glare and blare of the
+cavalcade, with the share taken in it by her cousins—half a dozen
+times removed. For of course as Louisa Hilliard knew everything, she
+had been made aware beforehand that Fan and Oliver were to be there.
+She was stationed at the best point to get a passing glimpse of them.
+She meant them to see her also, and she indulged <span class="pagenum" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</span>in that gesture with
+the mischievous intention of conveying to the brother and sister her
+pretended opinion that they two were at the bottom of all that blazing
+colour and deafening noise.</p>
+
+<p>Catherine Hilliard with her dogs stood just behind her cousin. She
+had been lured to the spot without guessing what was to happen. She
+was in the act of turning away with fretful impatience to avoid the
+disagreeable shock of the spectacle. It was in violent antagonism to
+the shadowy, stately world in which she lived, much as a group from
+the crowded sands at Margate in the season is in opposition to a
+trio from a Greek play. If she never interfered with the employments
+and enjoyments of those human beings who had nothing in common with
+her—save the same origin in the first, and, it was to be hoped, the
+same interest in the second, Adam—why should they roughly intrude on
+her notice, compelling her attention and summarily <span class="pagenum" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</span>dissolving the
+spell of memories and fancies which formed her refuge?</p>
+
+<p>When Finchhanger was reached, there was no time wasted in walking
+about, though the day, which had begun by being doubtful, was turning
+out fine. The dinner was the great event of the day, and till it was
+accomplished successfully—nay, triumphantly, it was not to be thought
+that any of the picnic party could care for anything else. Oliver,
+while he cast a regretful glance on the fleeting lights and shades on
+wood and water which his companions were overlooking, admitted the
+reasonableness of the principle when a picnic without servants was in
+question. He was thankful at least for the absence of false assumption.
+He laboured to fall in with the requirements of the moment. He put
+himself in the experienced hands of Jack Dadd, with the intention
+of acting under him in the capacity of an amateur waiter, in spite
+of Oliver’s peculiar disqualifications <span class="pagenum" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</span>for that onerous office,
+and though he had the mortification to receive regularly, after the
+discharge of every two out of three commissions entrusted to him, a
+plain dismissal, though it was couched in tones of jovial mockery and
+recalled the next moment. ‘Get along with you, Constable, you are only
+in a man’s way. Was that the style in which you handled plates and
+knives at your University spreads? You must have been a rare blessing
+to the crockery shops. I’m blowed if I know how you escaped losing
+half your cutlery, or carving your own hands and feet. You had better
+attempt to carry them with your toes, or in your teeth at once. My good
+feller, you ought to have stuck to your books. You ain’t fit for the
+ordinary business of life.’</p>
+
+<p>No fault could be found either with Fan’s qualifications or
+behaviour—in so far as rendering every assistance with a fine capacity
+and expertness which were in broad contrast to <span class="pagenum" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</span>Oliver’s helpless,
+hopeless <i>gaucheries</i>. If she had only not been so much in earnest
+in her work!</p>
+
+<p>‘Drat it!’ Jack Dadd broke out aside to ’Liza and ’Mily Polley,
+who were languishing and romping over the tasks assigned them, not
+showing a tithe of the power to become excellent table-maids which Fan
+displayed. ‘I can’t stand Fan Constable, though she’ll have everything
+put out in apple-pie order before we can say Jack Robinson. I wish she
+would sit down. Ain’t she going about setting us an example how to mind
+our businesses, as if we were all in shop or at Sunday-school? I’ll
+throw a dish at her head before I’ve done,’—an extreme expression of
+feeling which delighted his hearers immensely.</p>
+
+<p>But as Fan was very much in earnest at all times, Oliver could hardly
+complain of her conduct in this instance, and certainly he could not
+call her aside and reproach her for devoting <span class="pagenum" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</span>herself for the rest of
+the day to a girl far more delicate than ’Liza Polley, who had come out
+in her anxiety not to lose the excursion when she was quite unfit for
+the fatigue.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver had already made more than one private note to study at leisure
+the amount of sickliness among the girls of his class in Friarton. He
+was reluctant to ascribe any proportion of it worth mentioning to those
+Christmas, Easter, and Whitsun illnesses which Mrs. Polley attributed
+unhesitatingly to the sufferers having ‘tucked into’ stuffed goose and
+plum pudding, ducklings and pancakes, the first pickled walnuts, sliced
+cucumbers and greengage tarts, according to the season. ‘Girls—and
+boys too for that matter—will take their treats without any thought of
+the consequences,’ she said, referring to the mode in which dissenters
+still emulate good church people in keeping those festivals which
+their chapel ignores otherwise. But Oliver preferred to believe the
+unsatisfactory <span class="pagenum" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</span>bill of health was the result of a wilful and wonderful
+ignorance of God’s laws of physical life in such elementary obligations
+as have to do with fresh air, regular exercise, scrupulous cleanliness,
+enough and suitable clothing, not too much food, together with a
+sustaining interest and object in existence—even that subject to the
+injunction to be temperate in all things.</p>
+
+<p>The evil effects of these neglected and outraged laws must be
+intensified in the case of girls, whose indolent and self-indulgent
+practices alternating with spasmodic exertions in any occupation they
+could not possibly avoid or really cared about, and in the pursuit of
+such pleasure as came in their way, exposed them to grave harm, which
+men, by their established tasks and better balanced habits, avoided.
+The aimlessness, with a single signal reservation, of these girls’
+lives tended also to mental vacuity and its train of disorders.</p>
+
+<p>There was only one disadvantage from <span class="pagenum" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</span>which the average tradesmen’s
+daughters of Friarton were happily exempted: that was the unsatisfied
+craving, the wearing away and eating into itself, of such a nature as
+Catherine Hilliard’s, over-stimulated and cultivated to the utmost, but
+finding no essentially human food for its support, or field for its
+exercise.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver could not blame Fan, though he could have wished her less grave
+and absorbed in her philanthropy. At the same time he was sensible that
+everybody, except Celia Reid, whom Fan was waiting upon, looked askance
+at her present benevolence as at her previous diligence. ‘It ain’t
+natural in a girl to come out for a day’s pleasure and shelve herself
+at a moment’s notice, that she may nurse the first person as has a
+headache or is sickified. She might have left that to one of the older
+people. It is just like Fan Constable with her airs. We ain’t good
+enough for her to enjoy herself with us, but she will play the Good
+Samaritan for <span class="pagenum" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</span>our benefit—set her up! Celia Reid is a mean-spirited
+thing to give in and allow it. Could not she have stopped at home
+rather than afford Miss Fan a back-door to get out of, that she might
+not feel obliged to be free and pleasant like the other girls?’</p>
+
+<p>Oliver clearly comprehended the judgment that was passed on Fan’s
+sister-of-mercy performance; but he had no idea that he, with his eyes
+open and a very different disposition towards the company, ran any risk
+of being indicted for a similar offence.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XVI">
+ CHAPTER XVI.
+ <br>
+ <span>THE MIDDLE AND END OF THE FEAST.</span>
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="flat"><span class="smcap">It</span> was Oliver Constable’s misfortune that he could no more make a
+speech, unless under high pressure, than he could dance a minuet; so
+that when there was toast-giving chiefly to thank old Dadd, who sat at
+the foot of the table-cloth, and the matron who presided at the head,
+Oliver went through a halting, stuttering formula, at the expense of
+a good deal of colloquial Saxon, common-sense, and mother wit, thus
+failing again ignominiously—this time in the very help which his
+companions considered they had a right to expect at his hand, or rather
+mouth. A fluent speech, well garnished with Latin quotations <span class="pagenum" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</span>which
+nobody would have understood, might have lent an <i>éclat</i> to this
+part of the day’s programme, and carried off some of the tedium. If a
+young man who had received Oliver’s education, could not deliver such
+a speech, his friends had a right to be disappointed, aggrieved and
+disgusted—especially as Oliver, by moving to secure the attendance of
+the old fogies at the picnic, had brought down upon the more juvenile
+members of the company the revival of an obsolete rite, which nobody
+relished save old Dadd, who entertained the delusion that he was good
+at a funny speech. The result of Oliver’s incompetency here, was as if
+he had got his associates into a trap and left them in the lurch.</p>
+
+<p>There Constable sat, after his disgraceful break-down, with his long
+legs very much in their owner’s, as well as in everybody else’s way, as
+mute as a fish. When Mr. Dadd succeeded in introducing, in a sentence
+of <span class="pagenum" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</span>his reply to the sorry compliment which had been paid to him, a
+handsome reference to a pair of young friends as had not always been
+present at their blow-outs—but better late than never—and he could
+wish no happier thing to the young gentleman and lady than that they
+might be speedily provided with partners both at home and abroad,
+Oliver, carefully refraining from a glance at Fan and with all eyes
+fixed on himself, was content to utter a curt ‘Thank you,’ while
+he held up his glass before his reddened face so clumsily that he
+occasioned a diversion by pouring half the wine down Mrs. Dadd’s silk
+sleeve. She was so humble that she would not allow him to do what he
+could to remedy the accident, but of course there was a stain just
+above the elbow. Anyone with half an eye might see how much she was
+annoyed, from the way in which her husband, who could read her looks,
+interrupted his speech, by pulling out his handkerchief and offering
+it to her to rub the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</span>spot, while he remarked in a half-audible aside
+to his next neighbours that he and Jack would not hear the end of that
+’ere stupid accident of Constable’s, till they forked out another silk
+gown to mother, when by rights Constable the villain ought to pay the
+piper.</p>
+
+<p>Constable would willingly have paid the piper if he had known how to
+do it, without implying patronage and offence. It was the last of his
+thoughts to act as a kill-joy at the picnic. He strove with the usual
+failure of such striving to be social. He could not make a speech
+fit for the occasion, but to Fan’s disdain he was one of the first
+to consent to sing in his fairly tuneful voice. He chose advisedly
+the pretty old people’s-song, ‘The Lass of Richmond Hill.’ But his
+choice of a song proved one of Oliver’s many failures with the best
+intentions. If the lass were ever meant for such an audience, all its
+younger members at least had grown away from her influence. They had
+as little appreciation <span class="pagenum" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</span>of her attractions as of her designation.
+The ‘young ladies’ present would not have relished the word ‘lass’
+applied to any of them, and would not have cared to be admired for such
+hum-drum and homely qualities as those which had inspired the poet. The
+greater portion of the listeners barely freed Oliver Constable from the
+injurious suspicion of singing down to their standard, while they took
+care to express a little supercilious surprise at his taste in songs,
+and to talk of this particular specimen as ‘an old-fashioned thing’
+with no ‘go’ in it. He would have done a great deal better if he had
+made fools of them by offering them the old doggrel of the mad scholar,
+which Jack Dadd had somehow picked up, and which he flung at Oliver
+with a mocking ‘Look here, Constable, I’ll tip you a college stave.’</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p class="center">
+ Amo, amas,<br>
+ I love a lass,<br>
+ And she’s both tall and slender:<br>
+ In the nominative case, with a cowslip’s grace,<br>
+ And she’s in the feminine gender.
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</span></p>
+
+<p>That rant brought down a round of applause, while the gentle charm of
+the ‘Lass of Richmond Hill’ fell flat.</p>
+
+<p>There was a little of the freedom of manner which Fan had indicated at
+the close of the meal, either because the serious business of the day
+being well over, there was a reactionary tendency to frolicking, or for
+the alarming reason that old Dadd’s champagne had proved exceptionally
+heady and had taken extraordinary effect on heads not accustomed to the
+potation.</p>
+
+<p>’Mily Polley had kept the ‘merry thought’ of her wing of a fowl to
+pull with Jack Dadd, and when she failed to secure the longer half of
+the bone, she was so left to herself as to toss her share into Jack’s
+waistcoat. Jack was still farther left to himself, though it was only
+a rose which he plucked from his button-hole and aimed at her ducked
+head. However, the precedent was ominous and the selection of missiles
+might not have continued so judicious.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</span></p>
+
+<p>Fortunately Mr. Holland succeeded in establishing a humorous clerical
+veto. ‘Come, come, you young people,’ he protested affably, ‘you must
+not take to throwing about things. It ain’t safe. How do you know but
+you might catch me in the eye? It would be a pretty job if I had to
+appear with a black eye in your chapel pulpit on Sunday. I ain’t sure,
+though all my deacons are here, that I should escape censure.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Hang it,’ muttered the dissentient voice of Jack Dadd amidst the
+clamorous approval of the joke, ‘what though we bunged up both his
+eyes, if he means to sit upon us now. We ain’t priest-ridden Pussyites.’</p>
+
+<p>In reality Jack cherished no evil feeling towards his pastor, only
+the young fellow looked upon it as manly and swellish to express a
+certain amount of defiance of clergymen and contempt for their order.
+He liked to shock those of his fair companions who regarded sacerdotal
+pretensions <span class="pagenum" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</span>more respectfully, but who had no objections to being
+shocked into crying out at such a culprit as Jack Dadd.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver valiantly fought against pronouncing a judgment on the little
+interlude, by comparing it in his own mind to what Horace Walpole has
+described of a scrimmage he witnessed in a box at Vauxhall or Ranelagh
+between the members of Lady Petersham’s party, after supper. Only a
+hundred years ago such incidents occurred in public among the leaders
+of the great world, and, at the worst, ’Mily Polley was a thousand
+times less objectionable than the disreputable fine-lady, and Jack
+Dadd than her drunken profligate squires. Oliver would certainly point
+out to Fan the analogy between the scenes, emphasising the fact that a
+certain Bohemian picturesqueness—and blackguardism belonging to the
+first, were lacking in the second.</p>
+
+<p>As the afternoon sun still shone, and only a light south-western
+breeze tempered the heat <span class="pagenum" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</span>gratefully, even the greatest devotees to
+dancing and the barn among the company found themselves reluctantly
+compelled to take advantage of the unwonted favour shown to them by
+the weather, and to forego still their favourite resource. The party
+was a picnic, ostensibly an out-of-doors party when the state of the
+sky would permit, and there remained so much unvitiated simplicity and
+matter-of-factness among its members as to deter them from behaviour
+out of keeping with their professed purpose.</p>
+
+<p>There might be considerable inconvenience in carrying it out, such as
+was involved in the obligation of the presence of the volunteer band,
+Mr. Dadd’s tendency to lumbago, Mrs. Polley’s fears of cricks in the
+neck, and the common lively irrational horror of the whole insect world
+with the exception of butterflies, another relic of the prejudices
+of the company’s betters in the past; but since the clouds would not
+collect—strange reluctance—or the fine <span class="pagenum" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</span>weather break-down, these men
+and women were prepared to go manfully and womanfully through their
+parts, with a kind of heavy loyalty.</p>
+
+<p>The seniors sauntered aimlessly here and there, sat uncomfortably on
+the tree stumps, staring at nothing, and only waxed animated when
+everyday interests came to the surface in their desultory conversation.
+Oliver caught snatches of old Dadd’s harangue on the fall in calicos
+and Mrs. Polley’s animadversion on the rise in lemons—together with
+the complaints of all the men of the sauciness of apprentices, and of
+all the women of the incompetency of maids-of-all-work, between stray
+notes of robins, the rustle of falling leaves, and the trickle of
+water. Oliver wished with all his heart that the undertones of nature
+which her guests had come out to hear, had been more attended to,
+and had risen loud enough to drown the clatter of trade. As it was,
+he rather admired the elderly people’s <span class="pagenum" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</span>politeness in veiling their
+impatience for tea, the second gipsy meal of those who were so unlike
+gipsies, and concealing the alacrity with which they should start on
+the homeward drive.</p>
+
+<p>The juniors played games and danced under difficulties on the uneven
+ground, among the long grass, to the fife and drum band. Oliver could
+not screw up his courage to the point of attempting such precarious
+polking, while Fan continued engrossed with her opportune patient. But
+Fan’s brother exerted himself to play for two in blind-man’s-buff,
+till the players, tired of the sport, found more scope for amusement
+in perpetrating audacious thefts on the articles of apparel their
+companions had laid aside in order to join in the dance or the game
+with comfort and spirit—the victims making frantic efforts to recover
+their lost property.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver could not be guilty of the liberty Jack Dadd took in possessing
+himself of a girl’s hat and veil, sticking it on his own head and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</span>proving what a vagabond-looking young woman he would have made, as
+he rushed here and there, through the wood, pursued by the owner of
+the hat. When another girl ventured to pull out a glove which had been
+dangling from Oliver’s pocket, he suffered her to keep it, possibly
+more to her surprise than her satisfaction. It was pure child’s play,
+but Oliver had grown too old and modest in his civilisation to be
+able for child’s play, at which both players and lookers on, to his
+discomfiture, ‘laughed consumedly.’</p>
+
+<p>Poor Oliver! his was an anxious and thankless office which he had
+assumed at his own charges, and Fan’s earnestness, threatening to
+become a family quality, infected him in its discharge. Harry Stanhope,
+<span id="cor9"></span>who was no reformer, would have impartially scattered merry-thoughts
+and posies, purloined girls’ attire and pranked himself in it, when he
+saw it was the humour of his neighbours, without a scruple and <span class="pagenum" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</span>with
+considerable diversion to himself in the process.</p>
+
+<p>To cover his shy withdrawal Oliver was betrayed into committing his
+cardinal mistake at the picnic. He stumbled unconsciously into what
+all those present regarded as Fan’s track. There were two plain
+retiring elderly women of the party whom the majority of its members
+reckoned decidedly beneath their rank. But the Miss Barrs were
+respectably connected, they had always been at the excursion, and they
+were undoubtedly proprietresses of a green-grocer’s shop, not merely
+grey-headed shop girls. Oliver was first attracted to them by their
+comparative isolation in the crowd, and then by the circumstance that
+one of the sisters was quietly searching for, and gathering, a nosegay
+of such aromatic wild flowers as summer spares, not merely picking a
+few at random and dropping them carelessly the next moment, while she
+was far past the age of coquettishly <span class="pagenum" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</span>disposing of the last stray rose,
+or plume of the queen of the meadow, in the demure bonnet which she
+wore instead of a smart hat.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver was reminded of his baker who had the sneaking kindness for
+butterflies. He actually introduced himself to Miss Nancy Barr, and it
+compensated for a good deal which had jarred upon him in the course of
+the day, when he made the agreeable discovery that Miss Nancy really
+had considerable knowledge of wild flowers and a genuine regard for
+them. She had once lived with an uncle who had been a schoolmaster
+endowed with a love of nature and botany, she was tolerably well
+acquainted not only with the general appearance and properties of
+plants, but with old superstitions and lingering traditional virtues
+attached to them. She was a fairly intelligent woman, especially on
+this subject, which was akin to her walk in trade, and when Oliver made
+use of the old poet’s words,</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</span></p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">‘These flowers white and red</div>
+ <div class="verse indent1">Such that men callen Daisies in our town,’</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="flat">she brightened up and said she had heard her uncle read those lines. He
+found she was further familiar with the flowers summoned to lament the
+friend of John Milton who bade the ‘daffodillies’ fill their cups with
+tears; and she could herself repeat part of the catalogue of herbs in
+Shenstone’s Schoolmistress’s garden:—</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">The tufted basil, pun-provoking thyme,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Fresh balm and mary-gold of cheerful hue,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">The lowly gill that never dares to climb.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>Oliver was as much amazed and elated as if he had encountered one of
+the ‘mute inglorious Miltons’ so often referred to. In the innocence
+of his heart he proceeded to cultivate the acquaintance of ‘a rational
+human being,’ as he called her, rendering the process conspicuous by
+sundry darts into the wood, and dives down to the brink of the Brook,
+as his eye was caught by a specimen of winter-green or horehound <span class="pagenum" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</span>which
+he could procure for her. She was a plain elderly woman, quite old
+enough to be his mother. She and her sister had appeared neglected at
+the picnic, a circumstance which was in itself a patent reason for such
+small atonement as lay in the power of Oliver or any other promoter of
+the feast. But if he could only have realised it, the social reformer
+had placed himself under a tyranny as great as any he could encounter
+in this world. A glare of light like that on a throne was cast on all
+he did. A score of eyes, which did not seem to be seeing him, were, in
+fact, recording his every action and commenting on it, weighing him in
+the balance and finding him wanting.</p>
+
+<p>‘I do believe Constable is low-lifed,’ said ’Mily Polley to Jack Dadd,
+borrowing Jack’s masculine use of the surname where his friend was
+concerned; ‘or is he stuck-up, after all, like Fan? Is this to show us
+he is condescending from the highest to the lowest, and it may as <span class="pagenum" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</span>well
+be the lowest to prove the depth of his condescension? Good gracious!
+to think of his paying attention to an old frump like Turnips.’</p>
+
+<p>‘It is a queer taste,’ said Jack lazily, while he lolled on the bank by
+the lady’s side.</p>
+
+<p>‘I can tell you,’ said ’Mily in confidence, ‘I don’t think it’s the
+best of usage to our ’Liza, whom he’s letting walk about with only
+Bella Willet, after he has given us some cause to think he was making
+up to ’Liza.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Serve ’Liza right for jumping at a newcomer because of his college
+education, as has only made a donkey of him to begin with, and because
+he has got hold of his father’s business and tin, which, as sure as
+I live, he’ll make ducks and drakes of before he dies,’ said Jack
+sardonically.</p>
+
+<p>But after Jack had gloated a little longer on the edifying spectacle of
+’Liza’s discomfiture in being reduced to the company of one of her <span class="pagenum" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</span>own
+sex, while she underwent the double humiliation of seeing ‘Turnips’
+preferred to her, his good-nature led him to quit ’Mily, who was at no
+loss to find a substitute for her attendant, and go to ’Liza, though
+his sympathy took the doubtful form of teasing her with chaff about
+her rival. Still, ’Liza had the comfort of being quits in the end with
+Oliver, who remained profoundly ignorant of the whole by-play.</p>
+
+<p>It was one of the established customs of the day at Finchhanger that
+those girls—not tom-boys and pickles, or humbler cynics like ’Mily
+Polley, who held the practice in strong contempt as strictly belonging
+to idiots of shop girls and low lads of Sunday-school teachers—should
+bring back rural trophies from the picnic, in fast-withering,
+limply-dangling wreaths of oak leaves and ferns, obscuring and
+imperilling the real gum flowers in the girls’ hats. Sometimes an
+obliging young man consented to have his hat or cap—in the band of
+which he would on <span class="pagenum" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</span>other occasions rollickingly stick his pipe or
+railway ticket—similarly decorated by willing if bungling fingers,
+with such spoils as Ophelia gave her life for. And it was Oliver who,
+at this picnic, under the severe eyes of Fan—supporting Celia Reid’s
+head on her shoulder to prevent her patient from fainting away—weakly
+submitted to ’Liza Polley, with recovered spirits, decking his miller’s
+hat with briony. He was thinking of the summer roses round his
+mill-house window, and of what he had counted his only opportunity of
+being crowned like an ancient Greek. But Mrs. Polley began pursing up
+her mouth, and even Polley looked knowing and important.</p>
+
+<p>As for ’Mily, she asked Jack Dadd if it was to be his turn next, and
+Jack answered with more plainness than politeness that he would not
+make such an ass of himself.</p>
+
+<p>‘Like Bottom the weaver,’ said Oliver, with reckless waste of simile.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</span></p>
+
+<p>‘Well, it is more in the way of rubbish of weavers than of any fellers
+that I have been accustomed to keep company with,’ said Jack loftily,
+giving Oliver a lesson in good manners. In spite of it, and of his
+self-consciousness, Oliver wore the hat and its ill-arranged garniture
+with an excellent assumption of composure on the return to Friarton.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XVII">
+ CHAPTER XVII.
+ <br>
+ <span>AGNETA STANHOPE.</span>
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="flat"><span class="smcap">Before</span> the autumn had well begun, while the Stanhopes flattered
+themselves they were like the other farmers in the heat of harvest
+work, their only sister was permitted to come on a visit to them at
+Copley Grange Farm, and she entered into the situation with girlish
+relish equal to, though different from, Harry’s.</p>
+
+<p>Agneta Stanhope’s seventeen years of life had been dull and monotonous,
+and apart from the ordinary experiences of girlhood, though she had
+suffered no outward privations during their progress. The childless
+aunt who had volunteered to take the little girl in charge, had <span class="pagenum" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</span>been
+faithful according to Mrs. Stanhope’s light. She had taken care to
+provide <span id="cor10"></span>Agne—that her own expense certainly—with a good governess and
+skilled masters. Mrs. Stanhope had been conscientious in making it a
+point that the child should have every material comfort, and she and
+her governess had shared all the advantages, which Mrs. Stanhope held
+fit for them, that could be derived from General Stanhope’s position
+and income. Agneta had always been duly recognised as the niece and
+adopted daughter of the house, whether in town or country. She had even
+found a little establishment formed for her own especial well-being at
+the seaside, when other children were sent there. In short, Agneta had
+been treated with perfect humanity and consideration, and could lay
+no claim to being the persecuted, neglected orphan child of romance.
+But the General and his wife were neither of them particularly fond of
+children, though they did not call the grapes which had <span class="pagenum" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</span>not been given
+to them sour. Accepting with philosophic adaptability the lot which
+they regarded as assigned to them, they replaced private by public
+interests. The couple went much into society and travelled a great
+deal. They were spirited, intelligent, liberal-minded in a conventional
+way, decidedly popular, and overwhelmed with engagements.</p>
+
+<p>To such a pair, though they fulfilled their obligations to Agneta in a
+perfectly honourable well-bred manner, the child and girl was of small
+account—at least till she was old enough to come out formally, go into
+company with her guardians, and obtain the establishment which Mrs.
+Stanhope felt bound to put in her way.</p>
+
+<p>Indeed, Agneta had seen as little of her uncle and aunt as was
+compatible with their relations. She had spent nearly the whole of
+her short life in schoolrooms, within the confines of a park and a
+few neighbouring lanes, or in the narrower bounds of West-end squares
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</span>and gardens—on marine parades, or occasionally for a change on the
+promenades of foreign watering places. She had been largely consigned
+to the companionship of an unexceptionable elderly governess, who had
+become a martinet, with the most of any originality or spirit she
+had ever possessed pressed out of her by the exigencies of a long
+and toilsome professional career. It was little wonder that Miss
+Dennison, though she was all that her certificates proclaimed her
+and Mrs. Stanhope’s fancy painted her, as a well-born, well-bred,
+well-principled woman, whose solid education had not been entirely
+neglected, while her French accent was that of a native, and her music
+and drawing those of an accomplished amateur, proved still not a
+congenial companion for a girl whose heart was stirring and fluttering
+with the ardent impulses of that spring-time, which when repressed into
+a walk is all the readier the next moment to break out in a gallop.
+Indeed <span class="pagenum" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</span>Miss Dennison was chiefly concerned—so far as the duties of
+her office would allow—with securing the ease and rest which she had
+laboriously earned.</p>
+
+<p>It happened also that there were few contemporary young people among
+those branches of Agneta Stanhope’s father’s and mother’s families, the
+heads of which troubled themselves, amidst the distractions of modern
+life, to remember her existence and send her invitations to spend some
+of her holidays in their circles.</p>
+
+<p>Beyond her family connections, there was an embargo laid by Mrs.
+Stanhope, and especially by Miss Dennison, in her increasing
+scrupulousness and dislike to interruptions of her routine, on juvenile
+friends for Agneta, beyond a very select few, until the girl grew up
+with hardly a playfellow or intimate companion save her brothers, who
+had only been with her at brief intervals, separated by long spaces of
+time.</p>
+
+<p>The visits of Harry and Horry at the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</span>General’s had been the bright
+spots in Agneta’s life which had aroused the young humanity in her and
+kept it from stagnation. To Harry especially she had owed the greatest
+enjoyments in keeping with her years which she had ever known. Harry,
+a manly little fellow from childhood, had always been rather fond
+and proud of his younger sister, and had shown himself as careful of
+her, and indulgent to her, as could be expected from his habitual
+thoughtlessness, though he had never dreamt of ranking her with Horry
+in his regard, or supposing that he owed to her the same allegiance. He
+and Horry had never been sundered. Horry was in a measure necessary to
+Harry, as Harry was to Horry, while Agneta had merely proved a pet and
+play-thing now and then, and, after all, was but a girl, who belonged
+by rights to Aunt Julia and the General—not to the lads.</p>
+
+<p>Horace, in his infirmity with its attendant jealousy, had been tempted
+to look upon Agneta <span class="pagenum" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</span>as an interloper between him and his brother, and
+it had only been Harry’s staunchness to both which had preserved the
+fraternal bond intact in either case. Harry was the medium, not only of
+communication—seeing that Horry peevishly complained he could never
+hear his sister’s soft treble voice—but of such mild family affection
+as subsisted between the other two.</p>
+
+<p>Most girls in Agneta Stanhope’s class would find it difficult to
+conceive that a fortnight’s stay with her brothers, in the rusticity of
+their new estate, could be a treat of treats to Agneta, having all that
+was wanting to render it ‘perfectly exquisite,’ in the extravagance of
+her girlish speech, supplied by the misfortune of Miss Dennison’s being
+attacked by influenza on the eve of their setting out, and so prevented
+from accompanying her pupil. ‘Poor dear old Madam Punctilio, as Harry
+wickedly nicknames her,’ reflected Agneta gleefully; ‘she would
+undoubtedly have been in the way and spoiled so much. Since <span class="pagenum" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</span>she is in
+no danger and is not suffering particularly, while she misses nothing
+by being detained in her comfortable quarters at Thornley Lodge and
+escaping the worse than bachelors’ housekeeping at the Farm, it is not
+cruel, is it? to be a little glad that she has become so opportunely
+ill?’</p>
+
+<p>Unfortunately Mrs. Stanhope had not anticipated the possibility of
+the accident, when she consented, with considerable hesitation and
+reluctance, to allow Agneta to go to her brothers for a couple of weeks.</p>
+
+<p>But Mrs. Stanhope could not bring herself to separate entirely
+the members of the same family, though Harry and Horace had been
+disappointing in failing to develop any faculties their friends could
+lay hold of, to push them on in the world, and in the stupid lads’
+obstinately sticking to each other, so as to make matters worse, until
+this miserable <i>dernier ressort</i> of a farm had to be tolerated for
+them, still the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</span>young men had not done anything which could warrant
+their aunt in forbidding their sister to visit them. As an habitual
+practice, of course, living with her brothers in their primitive
+establishment, was not to be thought of for Agneta. Her prospects
+must be considered in the first place; her time was not to be wasted.
+But she had not yet come out, she had not gone far beyond the point
+when childhood and girlhood meet. If ever the liberty were to be
+permitted, here was the opportunity when she would incur the least
+observation, and run the slightest risk. For Miss Dennison would still
+be responsible, since it would be as her pupil, in her charge, that
+Agneta should go to Copley Grange Farm. And very likely a single trial
+of the life on which her brothers had resolved—a species of Robinson
+Crusoe isolation—rather than any steep decline into a lower stratum
+of society, in Mrs. Stanhope’s mind, would rob the girl of any farther
+inclination to go to them.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</span></p>
+
+<p>When the expedition was about to start into the wilds, and Miss
+Dennison broke down against all calculation, Mrs. Stanhope was heavily
+hampered by the nature of her own engagements. It was an impossibility
+for her to sacrifice herself and them, so far as to undertake to
+chaperon Agneta and countenance Harry and Horace, even for the matter
+of a couple of days, in their yeoman establishment, where she knew her
+presence must create the greatest disturbance. She could not attempt
+another compensating alteration in the programme. She did not see
+herself warranted in anticipating Agneta’s entrance on the great world,
+and her career, by carrying her niece with her for the gaieties of a
+race week, to which Mrs. Stanhope and the General were pledged.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Stanhope, in the hurry of the dilemma, seemed to see herself
+compelled to send Agneta, to the girl’s unbounded delight, to Copley
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</span>Grange Farm, under no more qualified escort than that of a steady old
+waiting-maid.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Stanhope’s chief dependence was on the brothers’ having sufficient
+<i>esprit de corps</i>, where their sister was concerned, to look after
+her when she was with them. Then Agneta, in her own person, was not so
+destitute of dawning discretion as to run straightway into mischief
+for the short interval of time during which she was to be Harry and
+Horace’s guest.</p>
+
+<p>The very first use which Harry made of his guardianship was to carry
+Agneta to Friarton Mill. ‘I have brought over my sister Aggie to you,
+Miss Constable, that you may be a friend to her also,’ said Harry in
+his winning way, which was not so much graciously affable as frankly
+confiding in the friendliness of his kind.</p>
+
+<p>Fan was more than proud and pleased, she was deeply gratified by the
+trust, and grateful for it. It raised her in her own estimation, and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</span>she was satisfied it would elevate her in that of others. If Harry
+Stanhope chose to commit his young sister to the care of Fan—of all
+people—during Agneta Stanhope’s stay at the Farm, it showed not only
+his conviction of Fan’s claims to be a gentlewoman, it proved to Fan
+that her own instincts of ladyhood had been correct and genuine.</p>
+
+<p>As for Agneta, she went into still greater raptures over lovely old
+Friarton Mill than over the quaint antiquated farmhouse. She privately
+included Miss Constable, who had been so good to Agneta’s ‘boys,’ who
+was such a nice, pretty, quiet-looking little woman in her mourning,
+in her enthusiastic admiration. Miss Constable was quick to guess
+her—Agneta’s—wishes, and was evidently going to be very kind to
+her. With regard to the big, awkward, but gentlemanlike—Agneta knew
+a gentleman when she saw him—master of the house, whom Harry was so
+impertinent as to call to his face ‘the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</span>Miller,’ he was even a more
+wonderful novelty than his sister.</p>
+
+<p>Agneta prized all the enchanting wonder, strangeness, and freedom of
+the new world she had entered, with the vivid appreciation of a girl
+who had been kept strictly in leading-strings all her days, who had
+followed one narrow, worn path till it was direly commonplace and stale
+to her, who, in the middle of a continual round of book-teaching, was
+as profoundly ignorant of the work-a-day world, and the struggling,
+suffering, rejoicing, sorrowing life lived on every side of her, as if
+she were a novice in a convent parlour.</p>
+
+<p>To rise two or three hours before her accustomed time the one day, to
+have breakfast standing on the parlour table till noon the next—since
+Harry was fitful, to say the least, in his practices of getting up
+and taking his meals—formed an agreeable variety on Miss Dennison’s
+petrified virtues of punctuality and method. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</span>To be invested with the
+important functions involved in pouring out coffee for Harry and Horry
+was flattering to Agneta’s still starved vanity. To have no tasks in
+Ariosto, Corneille, and Schiller—which, though custom enabled her to
+get through them glibly, the absence of all student affinities rendered
+irksome—was a sensible relief to her. Instead, Agneta could dawdle in
+the porch or in the shadow of the great pear-tree in the paddock, and
+read one of Harry’s red-and-yellow railway-stall volumes. She could not
+dip far into it, certainly, without noticing that it was as horribly
+‘loud’ inside as out. But it was also new and exciting like everything
+else on this untrodden ground. Its characters bounced and struggled
+after a robust fashion, did not trip or stalk in a shadowy manner, as
+the heroes and heroines of her classics had tripped and stalked to
+Agneta.</p>
+
+<p>To be exonerated from practising was another huge boon to a girl who
+was not intensely <span class="pagenum" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</span>musical, and to whom the news that there was no
+piano in the house sounded the best of jokes.</p>
+
+<p>The small, austerely plain farmhouse, with the ‘lean-to’ preserving
+a venerable houseleek which flaunted over the greater portion of the
+sloping roof, was out of all proportion to its large offices where they
+stood massed together,</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">
+ ‘Warm with the breath of kine.’
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>The voices of poultry resounded through the shaggy paddock. Cowslips
+and primroses, as well as daisies, flourished in their season, among
+the uncut grass, and the white buttons of mushrooms showed themselves
+conspicuously among the seeded flowers and withered leaves of autumn.</p>
+
+<p>The dairy and kitchen were by far the largest rooms in the farmhouse,
+so that Agneta felt justified in haunting them, even without the
+inducement of playing at making butter and cheese, and baking home-made
+bread, much as <span class="pagenum" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</span>Harry and Horry played at cutting down and gathering in
+sheaves, and driving home and stacking the corn. Agneta found another
+excuse in hopeless endeavours to sketch the great open chimney-place,
+and its clumsy oven piled round with billets of wood; or a section of
+the dark beams of the low roof which Harry’s middle-aged housekeeper
+had already hung again thickly, as of old, with red and white beef
+and bacon, brown nets full of pale green onions, and bunches of olive
+and sage-coloured pot-herbs; or the wooden trap stair which ascended
+to a room above, that Harry, like a true farmer, had immediately
+appropriated to himself because it lacked a partition on the kitchen
+side, and from the narrow elevated platform, looking down into the
+yawning gulf beneath, Harry was supposed to inspect and address his
+farm servants assembled of a morning, to give in their reports and
+receive his orders.</p>
+
+<p>Of course there was no accommodation in <span class="pagenum" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</span>either of the two tiny
+parlours for morning callers, or dinner guests—who must have come to
+dine before they came to call, or so much as had lunch—a topsy-turvy
+reversal of all household arrangements hitherto known to Agneta, which
+fascinated her like every other unapprehended possibility of primitive
+housekeeping. As to an evening party, with hired music, dancing, ices
+and supper anywhere else save spread like a gipsy tea on the rough
+grass of the paddock, Agneta laughed the low tuneful laugh which was
+almost as purely gleeful as Harry’s, at the mere absurdity of the
+picture conjured up by the imagination.</p>
+
+<p>But who wanted morning callers, or the wittiest diners-out, such as
+Agneta had heard her Aunt Julia talk of, or even the best waltzer in
+London—whom anybody could have, so soon as she was presented and came
+out—down here at Copley Grange Farm with the boys in their retreat?
+Harry hunted for hens’ and ducks’ <span class="pagenum" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</span>eggs with Agneta in the poultry
+and straw yards and by the pond, just as he had formerly hunted
+with her for blackbirds’ and chaffinches’ nests in the shrubberies
+at Thornley Lodge. He took her, too, every day to his stables and
+cowhouse, and he had promised she should milk a cow before she left.
+He let her accompany him and Horry when the weather was fine to the
+fields, and when it was bad to the barn, to watch the operations of the
+thrashing-mill and fanners. He had helped her to climb up once beside
+him, to a throne of sheaves in a corn-cart, and driven her in triumph
+into the yard, which Agneta held for the moment to be much better than
+occupying the box-seat on a drag, as most girls had an opportunity of
+doing on some occasion in their lives.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XVIII">
+ CHAPTER XVIII.
+ <br>
+ <span>OLIVER’S LECTURE ON WORDSWORTH.</span>
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="flat"><span class="smcap">The</span> next public appearance which Oliver made was in delivering a
+lecture on Wordsworth in the town-hall, which was readily lent to any
+respectable lecturer, native or foreign, who undertook to enlighten
+or please the townspeople. Courses of lectures were not uncommon in
+Friarton, though more frequently delivered in winter than at any other
+season, but no tradesman had ever before stood at the lecturer’s desk
+improvised for the occasion.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver could bring himself to read a lecture as he could sing a song.
+He had read prize essays before an audience at once more <span class="pagenum" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</span>critical and
+a good deal more aggressive. Though Friarton did not form an exception
+to the great rule of a man’s not being a prophet in his own country,
+he was not likely to be bidden speak out and turn over his leaf by the
+most sarcastic of his fellow-citizens.</p>
+
+<p>After much reflection, Oliver had come to the conclusion that a lecture
+from him might be useful and acceptable, and he had wished to give it
+at once that he might not interfere with the courses of lectures which
+Mr. Fremantle and others were wont to read to select circles, generally
+with some distinctly charitable or purely intellectual object in view,
+from November to February.</p>
+
+<p>Besides, Oliver was reluctant to let the autumn pass without an attempt
+to rouse those of his neighbours with whom he had cast in his lot
+to take their share of the wealth which was free to them. After his
+experience at the annual excursion, and at the Friarton <span class="pagenum" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</span>floricultural
+and horticultural show, where it was evident so much energy was spent
+on raising Brobdingnag cabbages and roses, he suspected that the book
+of nature, with all its higher teaching, was closed to his class even
+beyond other classes. He wished to do what he could to show how much
+good as well as beauty existed in the world simply for the taking,
+and how deeply and vitally humanity was interested in the grand and
+terrible, and fair and sweet framework around it. The pleasant little
+episode of the discovery he had made in Miss Nancy Barr had influenced
+him to a certain extent, but there must have been another less purely
+public-spirited inducement muddling Oliver’s brains, or else, young
+man of dreams and aspirations as he was—and to such an individual it
+is hard to say what misconception is too grotesque and outrageous—he
+could not have gone so wide of the mark as to choose Wordsworth of
+all writers to fire <span class="pagenum" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</span>over the heads of his fellow-tradesmen. He might
+more judiciously have selected the most difficult question of the
+most difficult play of Shakespeare, the problem of the madness or
+non-madness of Hamlet, the theory of the morality of Timon of Athens,
+and offered it to those excellent people as a nut to crack. And Oliver
+ought to have known, and did know, in a form of knowledge undigested
+and unapplied—as it appeared in <span id="cor11"></span>this instance—that while ballad
+literature is the first conscious intellectual effort of a people, in
+genuine old ballads the references to nature are few and simple. It
+is only when man is unconsciously in a state of nature, or when he is
+in an advanced stage of culture, that he looks into nature as into a
+mirror, and sees all humanity and the God of humanity reflected in it.</p>
+
+<p>The truth was, Oliver happened to be a young man in more than in
+reforming zeal, and when he used Wordsworth as a weapon, he <span class="pagenum" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</span>had,
+whether he knew it or not, a private as well as a public end in his
+mind, for which he burned to employ the philosophy of the chief of the
+Lake school.</p>
+
+<p>When Oliver offered himself as lecturer, he was well enough received.
+Mr. Fremantle and the rest of Oliver’s old patrons were positively
+gracious in volunteering their support. Possibly, the manner in which
+they had first taken up and then dropped their former <i>protégé</i>
+for his fidelity to trade, had left a little compunction in their minds
+which rendered them all the blander when an opportunity presented
+itself for patronising him again without compromising their own
+principles; though such jars occurred, as when Mr. Wright, intending to
+be complimentary, suggested that Oliver might lecture in his university
+hood and gown, to which the future lecturer answered bluntly, he saw no
+good in that, he would as soon show himself in a cap and apron.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</span></p>
+
+<p>The tradespeople, for once, were not offended that one of themselves
+should do something which all the others could not do, and which they
+were, therefore, generally pleased to taboo as out of their way.
+Happily, they regarded Oliver’s purpose as a vindication of their
+right to do as their customers did, to be as good as they were, nay,
+a deal better. Because they were the great shopkeeping class with its
+distinguishing virtues. The tradespeople were at once the thews and
+sinews and the salt of the nation. They supplied alike its necessaries
+and luxuries. There was ten times more capital spread over their
+tills and banking accounts than was to be found in the pockets and
+cheque-books of their professional brethren.</p>
+
+<p>The shopkeepers were the pillars of the pure dissenting churches.
+It was largely by the votes of the lower middle-class that members
+got into Parliament, so that it was by the shopkeepers—as they were
+tempted to boast, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</span>without any idea of being profane—that ‘Kings
+reigned, and princes dispensed justice.’ The shopkeeping ranks of
+England, with their vigour, their substance, their stake in the
+prosperity of the country, their stolid but supreme self-assertion, far
+excelled in power (let the world be thankful) the brute force of the
+great unwashed.</p>
+
+<p>The tradespeople of Friarton accepted Oliver as their champion for
+the time being, and prepared to go <i>en masse</i> to hear him,
+in order to show he was their lecturer. He was not to have a mere
+handful of an audience, not even of the out-and-out gentry, but of the
+shabby-genteel, such as <span id="cor12"></span>Mr. Fremantle was content to address. Oliver
+was to air his abilities and their college training, demonstrating that
+he was as far before a schoolmaster-parson like Fremantle in profane
+scholarship, as the shopkeepers’ pastor, Mr. Holland, was in advance of
+the clerk in holy orders in spiritual gifts.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</span></p>
+
+<p>Old Dadd proved nearly the solitary defaulter. ‘I make a point, Mr.
+Oliver, of attending no lectures save those in the chapel on Sunday
+evenings,’ he explained. ‘Yes, yes, I understand you perfectly, sir,
+that you are to speak after shop hours, but that is the very time when
+I compare my invoices, make myself acquainted with the prices and read
+anything else I care to see in the papers. Lectures ain’t in my line,
+and I am too old a boy to take up with new courses, I leave ’em to the
+young people. Mrs. Dadd—not that she is so much younger, as, like the
+rest of the ladies, she would have us believe—and my son Jack will
+represent the family for its credit and yours.’</p>
+
+<p>‘If you care to see me, Mr. Oliver,’ said Mrs. Dadd, with her
+propensity to make herself scarce.</p>
+
+<p>‘Of course he does,’ interrupted Jack; ‘even an old woman counts. You
+can thump with <span class="pagenum" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</span>your umbrellar at the applause. Trust us for crying
+you up to the skies, Constable,’ was the cheerful assurance of Jack,
+who had never heard the verb <i>claquer</i>, or guessed its effect in
+metropolitan theatres.</p>
+
+<p>‘If you’ll listen to me—that is all I want,’ said Oliver.</p>
+
+<p>‘Oh! if it’s the independent dodge, and standing on your own merits,
+you’re after, we can be as quiet as mice,’ said Jack, a little offended
+at the indifferent reception of his pledge.</p>
+
+<p>‘My dear, we are the most highly favoured of mortals,’ Mrs. Hilliard
+told Catherine at dinner.</p>
+
+<p>‘Are we?’ asked Catherine, sceptically, looking at the partridge on her
+plate, as if she lamented its early, piteous fate, and did not know how
+to eat it.</p>
+
+<p>‘My great-cousin Oliver—his surname should have been Cromwell, not
+Constable—will deign <span class="pagenum" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</span>to hold forth for our benefit in the town-hall
+on Tuesday evening.’</p>
+
+<p>‘What about?’ enquired Catherine without much interest, still picking
+at her partridge as if she saw it flying over the stubble.</p>
+
+<p>‘How should I know? On the duty of girls taking bread-sauce and
+pegging—not picking—at the food on their plates. I don’t know what
+will become of you, child; you despise bread-sauce, you are too fine
+for mint-sauce, and as for onion-sauce—to which I am base enough to
+incline, though I do it in strict privacy, as you will bear me witness,
+and avoid all respectable company for the rest of the day—I wonder you
+can sit in the same room with it and me.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I am not fine,’ denied Catherine; then, returning to the charge with
+a gleam of animation, ‘I should like to know what Oliver Constable is
+going to lecture upon.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I should say on the model trader, whose <span class="pagenum" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</span>biography has been so often
+written; the poor boy who finds a rusty horse-shoe, sells it for old
+iron, and dies the possessor of the most perfect racing stud in the
+kingdom.’</p>
+
+<p>‘That would not suit his views,’ objected Catherine.</p>
+
+<p>‘I dare say I have spoilt the example,’ said Mrs. Hilliard innocently;
+‘and when one thinks of it, Oliver would have the boy gathering
+horse-shoes till he was grey-headed, though in the interval he should
+find time and opportunity to learn to read, clean himself, and use
+a knife and fork. Of course he must take to moralising on the first
+artificer in brass and iron, and find illustrations of the work of his
+successors in the sword, the plough, and the pen—steel pens would come
+in so nicely to finish the peroration. I should not be surprised, after
+all, if the lecturer were to let the model trader alone—I am sure he
+deserves a little rest—and give us the natural history of a bit of
+bread, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</span>beginning with seed corn, and ending with—it ought not to be
+a slice of loaf, a macaroon is a much higher and more artistic product
+of the oven,’ said Mrs. Hilliard gravely, while she inspected carefully
+through her eye-glass a plate of macaroons on the sideboard. ‘It will
+be a revelation to Fan, who is said to live under the impression that
+loaves grow somewhere, out of sight, behind the shop, doubtless, as the
+bread-fruit tree flourishes in the South Sea Islands. You know she is
+too good a Christian to fail to be aware that manna only fell from the
+skies for a time, to the Jews, when Moses was leading them through the
+wilderness.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I don’t need such enlightenment, and I shall not go,’ said Catherine.</p>
+
+<p>‘What, not to hear Oliver exalt his vocation, and establish
+satisfactorily that, without bread, we should all be cannibals again
+soon, I suppose; for what with pleuro-pneumonia and <span class="pagenum" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</span><i>rinderpest</i>,
+there would not be nearly enough animals left for us, and of those
+which were left, we could not depend upon their wholesomeness and
+appetising attractions. I should not like to try dogs and rats and
+mice—not if I went to China to acquire the proper taste.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I don’t care for exaggeration,’ said Catherine, with her customary
+candour.</p>
+
+<p>‘Neither in sense, nor in nonsense, which means neither in the master
+baker, nor in me. Well, I did hear Oliver was going to be quite
+commonplace, and serve up some poet.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Which?’ enquired Catherine, with more curiosity than she had yet
+displayed.</p>
+
+<p>‘Wordsworth. He is going to let us see what a primrose is when it is
+more than a yellow primrose by the river’s brim and at the cottage
+door, when it is in a spring bonnet. Why did Wordsworth not give the
+last important position? It must have existed in his <span class="pagenum" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</span>day, though
+crewel work had not yet been revived. At present, I am certain our
+principal considerations in reference to primroses, are how they will
+look on the borders of table-covers, or on the pockets and bibs of
+aprons.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Speak for yourself, Louisa,’ said Catherine, roused to indignation
+as her cousin had meant her to be. ‘Some of us have still the grace
+to think of primroses wet with dew, beneath green hedgerows, under
+April skies. But I wish he had not chosen Wordsworth; I think he is a
+mistake.’</p>
+
+<p>‘The greatest mistake possible, my dear.’ Mrs. Hilliard confirmed the
+opinion with alacrity. ‘Quite an anachronism. He ought to have been a
+typical burgher, like those Flemish cloth-workers in the middle ages.’</p>
+
+<p>Catherine stared for a second with wide-open blue eyes. ‘Oh!’ she
+drew a long breath; ‘I did not mean Oliver Constable, I <span class="pagenum" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</span>was speaking
+of Wordsworth. Of course he wrote some very beautiful things,’ she
+continued gravely. ‘Surely his greatest opponent would not willingly
+lose his ’Ode to Immortality.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I cannot dignify myself by calling myself a poet’s greatest opponent,
+I am such a mere mortal. And I confess I never read the ode; the less
+loss to me, that I am sure I should not understand a word of it,’ said
+Mrs. Hilliard, with undisturbed complacency, as she helped herself to
+grapes.</p>
+
+<p>Catherine was not listening. She was getting more and more into the
+habit of not attending to a great deal of the conversation around her,
+and looking as if she were speaking to invisible hearers. ‘I could
+never speak of Wordsworth as Macaulay and Madame Bunsen wrote,’ she
+went on in answer to her own thoughts, as if they had been audible
+remarks. ‘Indeed, I cannot forgive them for it.’</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</span></p>
+
+<p>‘Catherine, have you forgotten your catechism?’ remonstrated Mrs.
+Hilliard; ‘and I dare say poor Macaulay and Madame Bunsen did not
+understand Wordsworth any more than I should have done.’</p>
+
+<p>Catherine paid no heed to the interruption, and showed that spoken
+soliloquy is still natural to some people. ‘Yet I believe there is a
+great deal of truth in the criticism that Wordsworth sacrificed his
+powers to an intellectual hobby, and brought down poetry to tedious,
+if rather fine prose, by insisting on idealising the tritest, most
+wretchedly dull subjects, though I suppose he would have said nothing
+is either trite or dull when rightly looked at. Upon the whole I prefer
+Crabbe. There was method in his madness. He was more dramatic, if he
+idealised less.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I wish there was method in your madness, and that you idealised less.
+Do you hear, Catherine? Will you have grapes?’</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</span></p>
+
+<p>‘Yes, thanks. I am going to take back my word, Louisa; I should like to
+hear Oliver Constable’s lecture.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Of course you would. All the world, including the great shopkeepers,
+will be there. I, for one, would not miss the lecture on any account,
+though I expect no more edification than I shall get from observing
+Mrs. Fremantle looking suavely over the heads of the Polleys and Dadds,
+while every rustle of Mrs. Polley’s Sunday gown will deliver the
+challenge, “I pay my way. I have as good a right to be here as any of
+you. I can do without your custom if you like to take it away; my word!
+you will miss me more than I shall miss you. Besides, Oliver Constable
+is our man.” I say, Catherine, it cannot be that Oliver Constable is
+flirting with one of those Polley girls? People say so, you know.
+Now, I can stand a good deal, but one must stop somewhere, and I
+really could not swallow that. The Constables are my own <span class="pagenum" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</span>relations,
+and Oliver and Fan have been educated like other people. Though they
+are eccentric, they are presentable, and don’t take advantage of
+kinship. But imagine what it would be to have Mrs. Polley claiming me
+for a family connection, when, of course, I should have to admit the
+claim, while her daughter addressed me as <span id="cor13"></span>‘cousin’. That would try my
+liberal-mindedness.’</p>
+
+<p>Catherine showed herself a little startled when this suggestion was
+deliberately made to her, but she looked it steadily in the face. ‘Why
+not,’ she asked quietly a moment afterwards, ‘if the couple suit each
+other? Oliver Constable must know, so far as it refers to himself.
+Perhaps the Polleys are not so much worse than other girls.’</p>
+
+<p>In making the last despondent reflection, she was influenced by the
+recollection of nieces of Mrs. Wright’s, whom Catherine Hilliard had
+encountered lately, and whom she <span class="pagenum" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</span>was accustomed to style to herself
+‘low-minded girls,’ after she found that they divided their time pretty
+equally between dressing, taking their meals, and playing lawn-tennis.
+‘Are you liberal-minded, Louisa?’ Catherine began to speculate next.</p>
+
+<p>‘Don’t cross-question me,’ cried Mrs. Hilliard; ‘I won’t have one of
+my own dining-room chairs converted into a witness-box. There are
+liberal-mindedness and liberal-mindedness. The French, the wittiest
+nation in Europe, invented that splendid definition. I am ready to
+depose solemnly that I never professed to be a chartist or a communist
+or a red republican—nothing of the kind. I only call myself a friendly
+easy-going sort of woman, who would not condescend to turn her back on
+her kindred, and who could not do without her neighbours to laugh with
+and laugh at. Therefore she was not disposed to weed out her visiting
+list at Friarton to a few straggling <span class="pagenum" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</span>aspirants to gentility. But
+if Oliver Constable commit a marriage with one of the Miss Polleys,
+I shall turn my coat and become as exclusive as Mrs. Wright. Her
+father was actually a fashionable London physician, who drove about
+in a pill-box and attended peers and aldermen for their gout and fine
+ladies and citizenesses for their nerves. Think how his daughter has to
+condescend to us country clodhoppers! By the way, I may as well turn
+my coat as you take back your word. I am glad, my love, that you do
+anything so nineteenth century and fallible—so unlike a vestal virgin
+or a <i>précieuse ridicule</i>.’</p>
+
+<p>Oliver was taking one step to which Fan had no objection.</p>
+
+<p>Harry Stanhope, with a curious echo of old and young Dadd, told Oliver:
+‘I say, old man, lectures ain’t in my way, as you know, but I’ll see
+you through yours.’ Agneta also expressed her full intention of being
+present. But as it <span class="pagenum" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</span>happened, when the evening came, no Stanhope put in
+an appearance. They had been decoyed away by some prospect of greater
+entertainment elsewhere. Agneta admitted afterwards that she had left
+the schoolroom too lately to relish lectures, any more than Harry cared
+for them.</p>
+
+<p>But in spite of the Stanhopes’ desertion, if Oliver’s sole or even
+principal intention had been to bring together the upper and lower
+middle classes of Friarton, and unite them superficially, by a common
+bond of interest for one evening, he might have been satisfied. But
+unfortunately, his aspirations went far beyond these modest results.</p>
+
+<p>The lecturer began stiffly with involuntary bodily contortions which
+monopolised much of the attention, and were fruitful in small titters
+and grins from the ’Mily Polleys and Jack Dadds among the audience.
+Mrs. Hilliard neither tittered nor grinned. She looked preternaturally
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</span>sedate, but her grey eyes danced under the great flat expanse of her
+forehead.</p>
+
+<p>Catherine Hilliard leant back in her chair perfectly unstirred
+to mirth. Her hands were loosely clasped in her lap. A shade of
+expectation kindled a little light in the face, which under its warmly
+tinted hair looked like</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">That orbèd maiden,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">White—fire-laden,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Whom mortals call the moon,</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="flat">walking in the night, or a flower blossoming in the shade. Yet
+Catherine was not without a perception of comedy. She could laugh when
+she could find anything laughable to her; the misfortune was, this
+occurred seldom. For her sense of the ridiculous had not, by any means,
+outgrown and dwarfed all her other faculties—a result which may be
+found not only in old court fools and in many of the village imbeciles
+of every generation, but also in a large number of men and women who
+have special pretensions to wisdom and wit.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</span></p>
+
+<p>When Oliver warmed with his subject, his gestures grew less and less
+awkward, the tendency to grimace disappeared, and something of the
+natural dignity of the man shone forth from his goodly physique.</p>
+
+<p>But alas! his audience did not warm with him, though the want of
+sympathy, while it went to his heart, had not the power to damp his
+enthusiasm so as to rob him of the advantage he derived from it. As
+Oliver discoursed on the nobility and beauty which underlie all God’s
+creation and are never utterly absent, however foully or meanly marred
+in his fearful and wonderful handiwork man; as he bade his listeners
+recognise the high heroism of a rude old Westmoreland shepherd; the
+essential refinement of a bareheaded, barefooted, Highland girl; as
+he urged them to examine and ascertain for themselves the exquisite
+perfection of much they might be tempted to overlook, or undervalue
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</span>as trifles light as air, or as possessions too universal to be of the
+slightest value, gaping impatience and scorn took the place of titters
+and grins, with few exceptions.</p>
+
+<p>‘Did you ever hear such radical rant—praising them pedlars and leech
+gatherers and the whole band of wandering vagabonds?’ Mrs. Polley
+was moved to whisper to the daughter next her, during a pause in
+the selection of some of the quotations with which the lecture was
+graced. ‘I would not buy a reel of cotton from the one, or trust a
+silver spoon within a mile of t’other of them tramps. I would never
+have evened Oliver Constable to be guilty of this. I declare I begin
+to be frightened of this here young man. Mark my words, Ann, he’ll
+not stop where he has begun. It is fair impudence to deliver such a
+lecture to well-to-do, respectable people. As for his trash about
+birds’ eggs and daisies, why it is fit only for a parcel of children!
+He’ll be proposing Polley <span class="pagenum" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</span>and me to go a bird-nesting and threading of
+daisy-chains next.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I would not say it to everybody, because Constable is a personal
+friend,’ said Jack Dadd with ostentatious loyalty, ‘but I must
+say I prefer a lecture in the chapel from the Dutchman when he’s
+sending us all to pot. We mayn’t take the whole in, and it ain’t
+agreeable—exactly, to be called bad names, though it’s what we bargain
+for from a parson, but when he comes it strong and hot it is more
+rousing. If this is what you call poetry, ’Liza, you and Constable may
+keep it to yourselves and welcome.’</p>
+
+<p>‘But this ain’t what I call poetry,’ protested ’Liza, doubly wounded;
+‘I never read anything like it. No poetry I ever heard of, or cared
+for, could be about common old women and idiot boys. I have read about
+outlaws and brigands, but they are out of the common as well as knights
+and troubadours; I must say <span class="pagenum" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</span>for myself, I always preferred lords
+and ladies. As for lovers—and everybody knows most poetry is on the
+tender passion—’ simpered ’Liza, ‘who would stop to hear how an old
+married couple—like father and mother for instance, only a great deal
+worse when you come to low clanjamphrey of weavers and shepherds, get
+on or fall out? They are married for better, for worse, and must pull
+together, and there’s an end of them.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Don’t object to father just now,’ said ’Mily, ‘for if he had not
+fallen asleep—small blame to him—and snored so that I had to stuff
+my handkerchief into my mouth to keep myself from laughing right out
+every time he struck in, I should either have fallen asleep myself, or
+I could not have sat to the end of the drone. Call this cleverness and
+the good of a university education! Then I am glad I ain’t clever in
+the same way and that I have not even been away at a boarding-school,
+though I used to <span class="pagenum" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</span>tease mother to send me from home—just for the name
+of the thing. I should have hated the learning and snapped my fingers
+in the schoolmistress’s face, I dare say, before I was done.’</p>
+
+<p>These open objections were the echo of the prevailing sentiments of a
+large proportion of the audience. With regard to another section there
+was decorous respect for Wordsworth. Public opinion has changed since
+the criticism in the ‘Edinburgh Review’ was penned. Mrs. Hilliard was
+singular in her freedom of speech—most people pretended or tried hard
+to admire the poet, at least, while they strangled their tell-tale
+yawns and came to the conclusion that Oliver Constable was casting
+pearls before swine, the swine being the herd of tradespeople. Such
+hearers sat through Oliver’s lecture with a commendable appearance of
+attention. They knew what was due both to him and themselves, not to
+say to Wordsworth, in their relative <span class="pagenum" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</span>positions. Only a fine sprinkling
+of choice sympathisers—turning up sometimes, like Miss Nancy Barr,
+when least expected—responded to the lecturer with all their hearts.</p>
+
+<p>But Catherine Hilliard was not in the last slender detachment any
+more than in the others. She did not go with the multitude. Neither
+could she be converted in an hour, though she realised that Oliver
+woke up to his office, burst some of his bonds, and ended by lecturing
+and speaking well. Certainly her lips fell a little apart in wistful
+appreciation, and delicate light and colour came into the subdued
+pallor of her face when he quoted</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">
+ Lo! five blue eggs lie gleaming there,
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="flat">and called the daisy</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">
+ A queen in crown of rubies drest;
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="flat">but she lacked full humanity, and could not follow him in his
+fellow-feeling with Betty Foy and Peter Bell. She still thought
+Wordsworth <span class="pagenum" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</span>had made a huge mistake in his vocation, and that Oliver
+Constable had capped him with a blunder as gross. Even if he would
+choose Wordsworth, why did he not read from ‘The Horn of Egremont
+Castle,’ or ‘The White Doe of Rylstone,’ as more fit for a popular
+assembly than the ‘Ode to Immortality’ could be? No; Macaulay might
+be deplorably intolerant in recording—were it for his private
+satisfaction—the judgment he had formed, and Madame Bunsen might be
+singularly inappreciative where such a woman was concerned, but there
+was ground for their censure though none for their contempt. And Oliver
+Constable would have done far better to have selected one of the ‘Lays
+of Ancient Rome’—even with its classic story and unfamiliar names—for
+Friarton ears.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XIX">
+ CHAPTER XIX.
+ <br>
+ <span>AN ILLUSION.</span>
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="flat"><span class="smcap">Oliver Constable,</span> watching the young aristocratic beauty Agneta
+Stanhope masquerading with her brothers, thought of Marie Antoinette
+essaying a Dresden china shepherdess’s life at Little Trianon. He
+judged that Marie Thérèse’s high-spirited, frolicsome daughter, whose
+fair-haired beauty, in its flower, was not without its buxomness,
+princess and queen though she was, had less refined traits, so far as
+he could make out from her early pictures, till terrible misfortune
+lent the face tragic majesty, than were to be found in the pale,
+delicately cut little features of this simply well-born English <span class="pagenum" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</span>girl
+who had been brought up in the calculated shade, seclusion, and
+exclusivism, of an aristocratic schoolroom, with only a formal walk, or
+ride or drive for exercise, while she had remained totally uninitiated
+in the swimming, rowing, and skating exercises which are beginning at
+last to be allowed to diversify more elderly forms of ‘constitutionals’
+for the girls of the upper ten thousand. Agneta’s lawn games even had
+been generally affairs of two, with one of the two what Harry would
+have called ‘a confirmed duffer and fogy,’ while the girl’s early romps
+with her schoolboy brothers had been few and far between.</p>
+
+<p>Agneta Stanhope was in perfect health of body and mind, yet she
+appeared at Copley Grange Farm like a hothouse flower which had never
+been exposed to sun or wind, while welcoming them with such a sweet
+exultant wooing of their tanning, hardening influences, as added to
+the grace of her ignorance and helplessness—such <span class="pagenum" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</span>ignorance and
+helplessness as charm in a gentle young foreigner who is all frankness
+and guilelessness, and willingly makes herself at home in a hitherto
+unexplored region, of which the rude simplicity alone is perceptible
+to her. In such a <i>rôle</i> Agneta Stanhope was still more engaging
+and interesting than beautiful. Indeed her greatest claim to beauty
+lay in the air of exquisite tender fragility—which had to do with her
+rearing, but not with her character, not even with her constitution,
+in spite of her slight figure, which, however, was elastic and wiry
+enough—and the sky-blueness of her eyes—like Harry’s, very unlike
+Catherine Hilliard’s—set in a miniature face, the colour of which
+inclined to that of a lily rather than of a rose, when she came
+first, though a single week’s life with her brothers brought into
+the soft cheeks a tinge of the red which qualifies the whiteness of
+apple-blossom.</p>
+
+<p>It was really in all respects as if Agneta <span class="pagenum" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</span>Stanhope were visiting
+her brothers in one of the distant colonies to which they had been
+originally destined, though she was not reduced to washing her clothes
+or baking her bread; certainly she would not have objected to these
+sports in her ignorance of what they led to. On the one hand, she was
+childishly ignorant, a creature who had never stood alone or thought
+for herself, or been conscious of a single responsibility to her
+fellow-creatures since she was born, while—like Catherine Hilliard
+here—neither had she been of vital consequence to anybody, or been
+cherished and petted, as might well have been the lot of such a girl
+in different circumstances. She had suffered a curiously crippling
+experience of life on two sides of her nature. On another, she was
+precocious, and early instructed in obligations, necessities, and
+experiences; but this element in her education and second nature was
+not on the surface or readily perceived.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</span></p>
+
+<p>Agneta was not likely, even if fortune in the person of her Aunt Julia
+favoured her present wishes, to stay long enough at Copley Grange
+Farm for yeoman life to pall upon her. And when she was wearied in
+the least, she took refuge—the power of changing her place when and
+how she liked was another allurement to her—with her own and her
+brothers’ friends at Friarton Mill. Agneta could not draw the nice
+lines of distinction which were so skilfully defined by the magnates of
+Friarton. She was blind enough in her youthful obtuseness not to see
+magnates in the town. What was the great difference between the master
+of a grammar school who taught Latin or mathematics, the doctor who
+felt pulses, the old established family solicitor and banker who drew
+out wills and leases and counted sovereigns, even the vicar, who wrote
+sermons and took a class in the Sunday-school, and Oliver Constable,
+who ruled over working-men indeed, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</span>instead of boys, clerks, and
+curates, but who had been at Oxford with her brothers and who lived in
+such a perfect old place as Friarton Mill?</p>
+
+<p>In what respect was Oliver Constable’s sister, who had been educated
+in good schools at home and abroad, very inferior to the other ladies
+in the neighbourhood, whom, in her heart of hearts, Agneta Stanhope
+appearing so humble in that innocent youth—of which at the same time
+arrogance is perhaps the commoner immature accompaniment—never dreamt
+of reckoning her own equals?</p>
+
+<p>Agneta was actually disposed to put more weight on the line of yeomen,
+from which the Constables had sprung, than on the fashionable London
+doctor, who was the father of one of the master’s wives, or on the
+gallant major in the line from whom another lady claimed descent.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</span></p>
+
+<p>Agneta showed herself extremely perverse where the best houses in
+Friarton were concerned. To her there was no particular goodness about
+them; and they had not the glamour of the farm and mill-houses. The
+Friarton drawing-rooms, from Mrs. Hilliard’s downwards, were only more
+or less sorry reflections of the drawing-room at home, they were not
+at all like the delicious little parlours—all chimney-corners and
+cupboards, at Copley Grange Farm and Friarton Mill.</p>
+
+<p>Agneta was just a trifle haughty and reserved when Harry took her among
+the professional people in Friarton, and all the time she was as gay
+as a lark, and as playful as a kitten, at Friarton Mill. She did not
+emulate Harry in winning every heart. She piqued the Friarton ladies
+by her neglect and incapacity for measuring their titles to respect.
+Mrs. Hilliard and her cousin Catherine formed the only exceptions. Mrs.
+Hilliard laughed at Agneta’s preferences, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</span>and Catherine simply held
+Agneta as a big baby fit to rank with the overgrown school boy her
+brother.</p>
+
+<p>Truth to tell, Agneta Stanhope, who was assured of her position, while
+she did not approve from principle and instinct of debatable middle
+ground, still never so much as imagined that she could compromise
+herself by temporary association with people like the Wrights and
+Fremantles. It was as a pure matter of taste that she chose to disport
+herself among pronounced yeomen and tradespeople, whose habits and
+tastes, from an accident of education and a piquancy of flavour, were
+the opposite of oppressive to her.</p>
+
+<p>Fan Constable repaid Harry Stanhope’s confidence. She was very good to
+Agneta, devoting herself to the girl’s gratification with an abstract
+devotion—disinterested, guiltless of ulterior motives, peculiar to the
+young woman. It was no matter that Agneta’s pleasures, when <span class="pagenum" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</span>they took
+the form of seeking for hens’ nests, and carrying the eggs home in the
+skirt of her gown, or wishing to milk cows, were not only startling
+but wholly antagonistic to Fan’s frame of mind and sense of fitness.
+It was rather the old story of the roc’s egg which Fan would have
+got at any price for her visitor. Fan in her solemn earnestness and
+absolute matter-of-factness, masqueraded too to please Agneta, played
+at the ideal miller’s daughter for whom the real miller’s daughter had
+been wont to entertain a great contempt, dawdling among the sedges by
+Buller’s Brook, sitting among the sacks in the mill gallery, munching
+groats with her white teeth, roasting them in the kiln, having herself
+weighed in the scales. And when Agneta requested, with fearless
+directness and insistance, to be taken to Friarton to see what she
+called ‘the ancestral shop,’ and be shown all over the premises in
+order to have the complicated processes of <span class="pagenum" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</span>making bread rendered clear
+to her understanding, Fan went with the young lady without a demur. It
+was on this occasion that Fan heard Agneta beg for an unbaked cake, and
+pray that Oliver would carve her initials with his penknife on the soft
+crust, as if it were the bark of a tree, and he were another Orlando to
+her Rosalind, and then entreat that she might put it with her own hand
+into the oven, concluding by calling everybody to promise faithfully
+that when it came out, <i>her</i> cake should be duly forwarded with
+the rest of the bread to Copley Grange Farm.</p>
+
+<p>Fan witnessed the ridiculous performance without more than a fleeting
+pang. And if Agneta Stanhope had further taken it into her head—full
+of fantastic whims—during the intoxication of these weeks which
+formed her first holidays, that she and Fan should fill baskets with
+floury loaves and carry them with their own hands to feed the poor,
+there would have been <span class="pagenum" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</span>some danger of Fan’s complying with the absurd
+suggestion, in the height of her infatuation to please Harry Stanhope’s
+sister.</p>
+
+<p>Shrewd as Fan was, she became thoroughly taken in by the stranger.
+Fan learnt to believe in Agneta, and there was relief and joy in
+the belief, as entirely as Fan believed, with more reason where
+single-heartedness was concerned, in Harry.</p>
+
+<p>After all, Agneta, though she was fond of Fan, liked Oliver still
+better. He was neither her victim nor her slave, though he could not
+help admiring what was admirable in her high breeding, and natural
+sweetness and affectionateness, and being tolerant and kind to her. He
+was not a son of the soil, neither had he been brought up in such total
+unfamiliarity with girls of Agneta Stanhope’s stamp that he should fall
+down and worship her, caught chiefly by the charm of her conventional
+grace and refinement in their contrast with the conventional
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</span>uncouthness and vulgarity of the girls he had previously known.</p>
+
+<p>To Oliver Constable’s mind there was a considerable amount of snobbery
+and caddishness—an absolute disloyalty to all which lies below the
+immediate surface—in this ready subserviency of the self-made man to
+the material advantages of the first conventional lady with whom he
+comes in close contact. And as fine feathers did not necessarily make
+fine birds to Oliver, he had been tempted to feel a grim satisfaction
+when he read of such men’s being played with and fooled by exquisite
+triflers who had subdued their captives, almost without an effort, by
+trifles light as air. ‘Serve the duffers right,’ Oliver had growled.
+He had imagined that if he were to love a woman with his whole heart
+and soul, it would be the woman independent of the attributes of
+any station, the noble woman, who, if she were technically as well
+as ideally a lady, would be <span class="pagenum" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</span>as indifferent to mere technicalities,
+perhaps as weary of them, as Catherine Hilliard often looked.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver Constable stood in no danger of being bound in thrall by Agneta
+Stanhope, and his insensibility formed another racy distinction in her
+eyes. No doubt in her cloistered schoolroom days, she had not yet begun
+her career of conquest. But she had moved in circles where it is the
+business of many men’s lives to please women, where it becomes a trick
+of habit which keeps the hand in play, even when it is not pursued
+for the sake of any individual woman. She had been accustomed, during
+her passing glimpses of the world she was to live in, to be outwardly
+deferred to, flattered and complimented. Now Mr. Constable, while she
+was sure he was incapable of being anything save chivalrously good
+to any woman, did not flatter her a bit. He had a strong propensity
+to speak the truth always. Sometimes he forgot himself <span class="pagenum" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</span>so far as to
+take her off almost as he took off his sister, or, worse still, to
+lose sight of her existence for the moment, as he lost sight of Fan’s.
+Withal, in spite of the brotherly obliviousness, and the difference of
+opinion on many points between Oliver and Fan, Agneta could not fail
+to see that in the middle of his dry jokes and bitter enough sarcasms,
+Oliver Constable regarded his sister far more as his equal than Harry
+regarded his sister whom he habitually petted. Mr. Constable consulted
+Miss Constable seriously, even when he did not take her advice. But
+Harry, though he was sufficiently interested to notice Agneta’s mode
+of doing her hair, her changes of dress, her adopted occupations,
+and would even, as she was gratefully persuaded few brothers would,
+put himself about to contribute to her occupations and render them
+agreeable, never talked to her even as he talked to Horry, never made
+her the confidante of his schemes and plans, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</span>never asked her opinion
+on any subject of more consequence than a neck-tie or the cutting of
+his hair. Harry would never think of behaving in any other manner to a
+girl like Agneta.</p>
+
+<p>Agneta Stanhope was not a born coquette, but she had been taught to
+estimate at their proper value all her advantages, whether natural or
+acquired. She was well aware, in this her girlhood, that they were the
+weapons with which she was to cut her way to fortune—the only fortune
+which could possibly await a well-born, fairly attractive girl of her
+rank, who had no portion beyond what served for her slender allowance
+of pocket-money, though she had influential friends, who could at
+least lead her into the arena where she was to secure a creditable
+establishment, or prove a failure and remain a poor relation to the end
+of her days. There was an obligation on Agneta’s part, to herself as
+well as to her kindred, for the future in addition to the present, to
+be agreeable, to <span class="pagenum" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</span>charm men—that she might grow skilful in the art of
+war, that she might not only smite down one antagonist, but overthrow
+the foe by sixes and tens, so as to have several suitors to pick and
+choose from, with the greater chance of escaping the collapse of a
+<i>mauvais parti</i> for a husband.</p>
+
+<p>Certainly, the prevailing burden of her first, and all her succeeding
+unmarried seasons, still sat lightly on Agneta Stanhope, yet she was
+not without a latent, pervading sense of it, which caused her, in
+very sport, to polish and poise her spear, and essay it against any
+natural enemy, let him be ever so far beyond the pale of her claims and
+requirements.</p>
+
+<p>Thus, Agneta, out of a kind of womanly instinct, though one not
+known to the higher order of women, set herself, with her eyes open,
+to please Oliver Constable, to beguile him into making it his main
+object to please her, and into sliding imperceptibly into platonically
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</span>romantic and tender relations with her. Undoubtedly, Agneta was not
+so well acquainted with human nature as to anticipate any danger of
+scorching her own wings in the process of consuming the heart of
+another, far less to measure the degree of injury and suffering which
+might be involved in that same casual scorching of her fairy queen and
+butterfly attributes. But though she had been wise beyond her years and
+before her time, such wisdom would not have sufficed to arrest her in
+her course. Her latent high spirits, which became her antecedents, had
+survived her lifetime of discipline.</p>
+
+<p>In the dire necessity of subjugating men till they became her open or
+secret lovers, she would have said, laughing with good-natured mockery,
+at the most distant suspicion of such a peril, ‘if my wings are to be
+scorched, let them. I shall survive to flutter them as bravely as ever,
+till they are confined by a marriage <span class="pagenum" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</span>ring. I must have Mr. Constable
+think me nice—the nicest girl he has ever known.’</p>
+
+<p>When Agneta Stanhope turned back her hair, or made it into a silken
+fringe for Oliver, as Alice Grey braided her hair for another; when
+Agneta set her gipsy hat in the most bewitching fashion at Oliver, and
+gathered blackberries in the company of the miller of Friarton Mill
+and his sister, the blackberries not being by any means Agneta’s chief
+object; when she turned a demure little dissenter, in the teeth of
+Fan Constable’s being a loyal churchwoman in right of the Constables’
+mother, the curate’s daughter, and drew away the said churchwoman,
+to the great edification of Jack Dadd and ’Mily Polley, to evening
+attendance at the chapel favoured by the shopkeepers, where Oliver
+continued to worship as his fathers had worshipped before him; when
+Agneta sang her ballads, which, like homely Christian names, had begun
+to reappear in her <span class="pagenum" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</span>set in proportion as they had died out in lower
+circles, her ‘Sweet Homes,’ and ‘Maids of Allanwater,’—the maid having
+been a miller’s daughter, let us observe in passing—her ‘Brooks’
+and ‘Rosebuds,’ and told her naïve stories of the mild maidenly
+adventures she and Miss Dennison had met with in their quiet life,
+to Oliver, he showed no sign of perceiving her delicate manœuvres.
+He offered only a passive resistance. He stood like a rock assailed
+by summer waves rippling back from it with an incessant murmur, or
+like a giant Gulliver submitting with a patient, hardly perceptible
+shrug of his shoulders, awkward man as he was in his invulnerability,
+because he could not avoid the assault, to the airy overtures of a fair
+Lilliputian, who, reaching up on tiptoe, did not attain to the height
+of his knee.</p>
+
+<p>Harry Stanhope opened his eyes wide, and laughed aloud at the fine,
+and, of course, perfectly decorous little farce. ‘What a desperate
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</span>flirt that monkey Aggie is going to prove, to be sure,’ he remarked
+to his gossip Horace; ‘barely out of the nursery, yet ready to fly
+at game like Constable! What would the child do with him if she did
+<span id="cor14"></span>succeed in bringing him down? He would cumber her bag at starting, with
+a vengeance. Not Aunt Julia’s game, eh, Horry? But the old man can take
+care of himself, though he is as much in earnest in his way as his
+sister is in hers, and would be fit to do something outrageous if he
+were winged. The chit knows what she is about also, and, as no harm can
+come of it, she may be left to amuse herself, after the fashion of her
+kind.’</p>
+
+<p>If Harry had not given <i>carte blanche</i> Horry might have called
+it a positive disgrace for Aggie to attempt a flirtation with a man
+in Constable’s position, forgetting for the moment that he and Harry
+had elected to be yeomen, and that Agneta could therefore be viewed as
+the sister of two yeomen. But <span class="pagenum" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</span>the oracle had spoken, and silenced any
+voice Horry might have exercised in the matter.</p>
+
+<p>It was sensible, severe Fan Constable who looked on at the play which
+sometimes provoked, and sometimes amused Oliver—for he was a young man
+and so susceptible to various influences—with glistening eyes and a
+throbbing heart. Was there more than one, true aristocrat, forgetful,
+not simply of self, but of the world? Might the friendship between
+Copley Grange Farm and Friarton Mill be cemented by a double alliance?</p>
+
+<p>Fan was the last girl in the world to stoop, even for the purpose of
+conquering. If she did not receive allegiance unsought, she would
+never, by premeditation and with design, seek it. But she could find no
+condemnation for the doings of her new friend. All Fan’s blame was for
+Oliver, who continued, or pretended to continue, utterly insensible to
+the wonderful irresistible honour conferred upon him. Fan <span class="pagenum" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</span>discovered
+springs of sympathy with Agneta, while she had no patience with Oliver.
+She was impelled to say something to him one evening when brother and
+sister had just parted from the Stanhopes and seen them go on their
+way through Copley Grange Park to the Farm. The group lingered on the
+road, in order to go up close to the half-shut-up house, examine the
+objectionable façade, and stand—figures in keeping—in the portico,
+while they ascertained for themselves how Friarton Mill looked from
+the great house in whose prospect it was understood to form such an
+ornament. The two Constables, on their part, stood on their own side of
+the Brook in the mill-house court.</p>
+
+<p>‘I am not fond of gushing, I believe,’ said Fan, slowly and
+deliberately, as if she were making a searching analysis of her private
+propensities. ‘As a rule, I am convinced I am not fond of superlatives
+or caressing expressions’—speaking with studied moderation—‘but <span class="pagenum" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</span>I
+will say’—becoming ardent at a bound—‘Miss Stanhope, Agneta—I may
+call her behind her back as well as before her face, since she has
+asked me to call her by her Christian name,’ proclaimed Fan, with
+honest, affectionate pride in the permission—‘is the most lovable,
+darling girl I ever met.’</p>
+
+<p>‘She is not a bad specimen of her class, I dare say,’ said Oliver with
+provoking impartiality.</p>
+
+<p>‘Oh! Oliver,’ protested Fan, hot and indignant as at an unfeeling
+slight to her idol, ‘I am sure her testimony to your merits would be
+very different, and—and much warmer. She thinks so much of your good
+opinion, too. Oh! Oliver, I am tempted to think you without eyes, or
+ears, or heart, and you a young man seeing nobody—here, at least—who
+is fit to be mentioned in the same breath with Agneta Stanhope, while
+it will be your own fault if——’ Fan stopped in time, she was the
+last <span class="pagenum" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</span>woman to betray what looked to her upright, unsophisticated
+eyes, another woman’s weakness, however transparently that woman might
+herself reveal it. Fan had also become aware, in the case of the Polley
+girls, who, whatever their offences, had not lost their claim to modest
+womanhood, that she could not go nearer to mortally offending her
+brother than to hint at an unsolicited preference for him.</p>
+
+<p>Even at the mere implication he grew red again with a manly, modest
+man’s shame, mingled now with a strong dash of impatience and scorn.
+‘You are grossly mistaken, Fan,’ he said, in the first impulse
+of anger; then he recovered himself and went on with a laugh not
+altogether forced, ‘Miss Stanhope (Oliver no more called her Agneta
+behind her back than to her face) is a little goose—save her young
+ladyship’s pretensions; but you are a greater fool than I took you for,
+Fannikin, if you imagine for a moment that she is sincere in <span class="pagenum" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</span>more
+than in making the most of her holiday rustication—this is life in
+<i>villeggiatura</i> to her—and in compelling us all to like her.
+She and Harry are extravagantly fond of being liked. I am afraid it
+don’t answer in his case, but in hers it will cause her to be a very
+popular great lady some day, I have no question. She has exceedingly
+pretty, gracious, high-bred ways—you hear I grant they are pretty, the
+prettier that they are second nature rather than affectation. But she
+is also as thorough a woman of the world as if she were ten—twenty
+years older, ready to counsel her daughter as Tennyson’s aristocratic
+matron instructed her child.’</p>
+
+<p>Fan was utterly incredulous and gravely offended. She would not give up
+Agneta Stanhope’s looking upon Fan and her brother as perfect equals,
+even if she were not suffered to add that, so far as Agneta’s personal
+choice went, she would not have objected to casting in her lot with
+them.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</span></p>
+
+<p>Fan was only a little staggered by some words which Harry let fall when
+he came over unexpectedly one morning to offer his sister’s excuses for
+having been hurried away sooner than she had counted on from the Farm,
+without being able to bid good-bye to Miss Constable. For, in truth,
+like the sweet, graceful vision that she had flashed upon them, Agneta
+Stanhope vanished in a moment, vision-like, out of the Constables’
+sphere.</p>
+
+<p>‘Aunt Julia found out that she could send old Jennings and meet Aggie
+in time for them to join her and the General at Crewe station and go
+on with them to Blackcombe, where the Herveys are to have some special
+affair for Dolph’s coming of age. They are old friends and connections
+of ours, you know, so it don’t matter that Aggie should be out at their
+ball before she has regularly come out of her shell. Ungrateful little
+wretch!—she professed to be bitten with our farm life, but <span class="pagenum" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</span>wasn’t she
+quickly cured when she heard what was in store for her? All the same,’
+Harry corrected himself, remembering to whom he was speaking, and
+prompted by his natural kindly feeling, ‘she was very sorry that she
+could not get over to see and thank you.’</p>
+
+<p>Still in the face of this shock, which Oliver was too magnanimous
+to enlarge upon, Fan clung to her faith in Agneta’s eternal
+friendship—nay, sisterly affection. Fan was only confirmed in her
+tenacious belief by getting an inkling of the fact that not only Mrs.
+Hilliard, but all Friarton, not possessing a grain of Oliver’s tender
+consideration and unbounded generosity, were laughing at the end of the
+temporary alliance between the girls with more exuberant mirth than
+charitable sympathy.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XX">
+ CHAPTER XX.<br>
+ <span>OLIVER CAUSES A SPLIT IN THE CHAPEL CONNECTION BECAUSE OF HIS DOGGED
+ OPPOSITION TO HARTLEY, NORRIS, AND CO.</span>
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class="flat"><span class="smcap">There</span> was one man of Friarton descent whose distinguished fortunes
+occurred not once only to Fan Constable’s mind as presenting a marked
+contrast to her brother’s perverse crotchet of self-destruction, where
+his social position and even his material prosperity were concerned.
+For any tyro might crave leave to doubt whether Oliver Constable would
+increase or even retain the amount of fortune which his father had
+bequeathed to him by becoming a tradesman in his own person. As for
+Fan, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</span>she had been fully persuaded from the first that Oliver would
+ruin himself commercially—no less than socially. Oliver denied the
+necessity stoutly, and when it was thrust upon him, quoted, as Fan
+considered, irrelevantly, if not irreverently, the Divine assertion
+that a man’s life does not consist of the things which at the best he
+only seems to possess.</p>
+
+<p>Hartley, of the now renowned firm of Hartley, Norris, &amp; Co., had stuck
+to trade down to the present generation. But then trade had made of the
+representative Hartley not simply a man, but a gentleman so far beyond
+challenge that he had not merely been spared from the counting-house
+and warehouses to Oxford, he had been permitted to become a sleeping
+partner, enjoying the funds without undergoing any of the toils of the
+huge, opulent concern which his immediate predecessors had founded,
+pushed, and fostered by unremitting <span class="pagenum" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</span>exertions, giving themselves heart
+and soul to the business.</p>
+
+<p>John Hartley, in his character of pure gainer by the struggles and
+victories of his father and partners in their branch of trade, had
+developed very much into a cultivated <i>dilettante</i>. The chief sign
+he gave of having inherited any of the individual vigour and ambition
+of his stock, was in the zeal and determination with which he avoided
+the slightest association—save by name and the receipt of the lion’s
+share of the profits—with the business. Yet, according to Oliver
+Constable’s principles, John Hartley stood morally responsible for it
+in its every detail, down to its pettiest customer and its meanest
+workman, while his responsibility was not confined to his own business
+and his conduct in its discharge, but extended to his influence over
+the whole trading class, to which, in spite of every protest, he
+distinctly belonged.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver said he would not judge John <span class="pagenum" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</span>Hartley. No doubt the man had an
+æsthetic bent, and he was squeamish where one kind of vulgarity was
+concerned. These idiosyncrasies led him almost perforce to dedicate
+himself to the refining of his tastes and the beautifying of his estate
+and house—well-nigh to the same extent as the squire of Copley Grange
+dedicated himself to a like evangel. And naturally the sleeping partner
+and the squire took to each other’s society, silently agreeing to sink
+into oblivion the gulf between the gentle fore-fathers of the one and
+the rude progenitors of the other.</p>
+
+<p>John Hartley hit on an earl’s daughter with an equally accommodating
+memory to consent to be his wife, and never afterwards to allude,
+except by a calm, smiling, cleverly timed jest, which disarmed
+criticism and took the censorious world by storm, to the source of the
+excess of luxuries with which her husband was able to surround her.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</span></p>
+
+<p>It was no business of Oliver Constable’s, whatever he might think; he
+was not called upon to proclaim John Hartley a cowardly shirker and
+slurrer over of his obligations, an absentee from his post of duty,
+a deserter of his class. Certainly Hartley was not singular in his
+interpretation of the rights and privileges of the inheritor of a
+great firm and its wealth. He went with the multitude in his use or
+abuse of the choice of occupations and interests which he commanded.
+Even an earnest, enthusiastic commentator on the ‘grand old name of
+gentleman,’ who has proved to the gaping world’s edification that
+it may be borne by a tradesman of the most unsavoury sort, has been
+forced by the clamorous exigencies of public opinion to allow her hero
+a problematical title to gentle birth and to wed him to the noble
+daughter of a sorry gentleman; above all—strange incongruity to
+promote the pseudo-tradesman <span class="pagenum" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</span>to the rank of a squire, and the society
+of the country squirearchy, before he dies.</p>
+
+<p>But Oliver was roused from his equanimity when he shared the sensation
+felt by all Friarton at the news that John Hartley had come down with
+Lady Cicely and their household to be even nearer neighbours to the
+Constables than the Stanhopes were, by occupying Copley Grange, lent
+to them by the squire, while the sleeping partner showed himself wide
+awake in contesting the representation of the county, just left vacant
+by the death of the late member.</p>
+
+<p>Hartleys to right of him, Stanhopes to left of him, how could Oliver
+resist the admission, for the moment at least, that he was with them
+and not with the Dadd and Polley set, to which he had sent in his
+adherence? For John Hartley made his first canvassing call on his next
+neighbour the miller and baker, and though he did not conceal that he
+was at Friarton Mill to solicit political support, he acknowledged
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</span>there, as he was prepared to announce on the hustings, that he was a
+tradesman, and frankly claimed the vote of a brother-tradesman, who
+understood John Hartley’s circumstances and the advantage of returning
+him to Parliament.</p>
+
+<p>John Hartley was a quiet agreeable man, handsome, with a slightly
+affected assumption of Bohemian fashions in his ferocious beard,
+semi-artistic slouched sombrero, and colossal meerschaum. In reality he
+had not the slightest taint of the Bohemian about him, being pacific,
+prudent, and somewhat obstinate. He had only adopted the gentlemanlike
+Bohemian as being the reverse of the gentlemanlike tradesman.</p>
+
+<p>Lady Cicely called on Miss Constable. Lady Cicely was not childish or
+girlish, like Agneta Stanhope. The sleeping partner’s partner admired
+Friarton Mill in a well-bred way, but she never made the smallest
+pretence of going mad for rusticity or of playing at <span class="pagenum" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</span>being a rustic.
+Neither did she mistake Fan for the typical Miller’s daughter. The
+visitor took care, notwithstanding, to infer with perfect tact, all
+the while, that she was a little struck by finding Miss Constable
+a different person from what might have been expected. Not that
+Lady Cicely implied Fan was her equal. Lady Cicely was a stout,
+commonplace, slightly stolid young woman—the least gratifying, to a
+highly-trained eye, of all John Hartley’s surroundings, so that one had
+to consider there was that in her origin which indemnified the mind
+for the loss—bordering on an offence—to the eye. Still she was not
+without dignity in her double chin, and certainly not without mind;
+she never lost sight of the fact, or suffered Fan to lose sight of it
+for a moment, though it was by no means insisted on with unladylike
+self-assertion, it was quietly taken for granted, that an earl’s
+daughter and a tradesman’s daughter belonged to opposite poles of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</span>society which no two people in their senses could confuse. But she
+administered the same subtle compensation bestowed by Agneta Stanhope,
+when the couple of aristocrats agreed in placing Fan quite on a level
+with her former Friarton patronesses.</p>
+
+<p>In addition, Lady Cicely civilly and sensibly recognised the points
+in common between her husband and Oliver Constable, and connected the
+men together by the safe general term ‘business men.’ ‘Mr. Hartley
+has never taken an active part in the affairs of his firm, he leaves
+everything to his partners,’ she was so good as to explain to Fan; ‘but
+of course the interests of trade are his interests, and he will look
+after them in the House if he is returned for the county. He and Mr.
+Constable ought to have a great deal to say to each other, so that we
+depend on your brother’s dining with us next week at the Grange. He
+must reserve a day for us when we are quite by ourselves—you <span class="pagenum" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</span>will
+keep him in mind—won’t you?’ Lady Cicely almost pled with Fan, though
+she never dreamt of including the sister, who smiled a little grimly at
+the significant omission, in the invitation to the brother.</p>
+
+<p>Lady Cicely was too comfortably resigned and independent on her own
+account to care much for public favour, but, like a dutiful wife,
+she coveted it, so far as she saw her way to it, for her husband.
+She desired to see him in Parliament because so many of her set were
+there. She did not trouble herself much about Mr. Hartley’s being in
+trade—so many people whom she knew had something to do with trade
+now-a-days—still it was advisable that he should be pointed out as
+M.P. for his native county, as well as sleeping partner in Hartley,
+Norris, &amp; Co.</p>
+
+<p>After all, Fan did not find fault altogether with the Hartleys’
+self-interested notice. It was fully understood to be a give-and-take
+connection. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</span>It had none of that sole prerogative of bestowing
+honour—to which Fan had so bitterly objected in former days. To be
+sure, the Hartleys were not like the royally frank and free Stanhopes.
+Oh, no. Mr. Hartley and Lady Cicely would never raise their social
+inferiors by generous adoption into the upper ranks, or even stoop
+magnanimously to the lower. Though indeed, had Oliver Constable so
+chosen, it was in his power to be, in his degree, the man of university
+training and wide travel, the polished man of civilised society, who
+had shaken himself loose from all save the money earned by trade, which
+John Hartley showed himself with the approbation of everybody, save a
+few fanatics.</p>
+
+<p>But Oliver might make use of the Hartleys, as the Hartleys were
+plainly disposed to make use of him. Fan was ready in this silent,
+mutual compact, to be of benefit to the Hartleys; she returned Lady
+Cicely’s call, though Fan was not to dine <span class="pagenum" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</span>at Copley Grange—since
+it was necessary to draw the line somewhere—and in the course of
+the call consented to the hostess’s extracting a considerable amount
+of available information about the place and people from the guest.
+Fan spoke to her acquaintances down to the Polleys and Dadds of Lady
+Cicely’s neighbourliness and willingness to confer her countenance on
+Friarton, in return for Friarton’s votes to her husband.</p>
+
+<p>When Lady Cicely easily succeeded, late in the day, in securing the
+distinction of being appointed one of the stall-keepers at a bazaar,
+and the chief patroness of a conversazione in the neglected museum, in
+the course of caterprises undertaken by an indefatigable eleemosynary
+committee in the behalf of the local charities, Fan cheerfully worked
+and catered for her ladyship’s stall, and for the sale of her packets
+of tickets.</p>
+
+<p>It seemed as if Oliver must be on John <span class="pagenum" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</span>Hartley’s committee, the list
+of whose members soon bore the bold scrawl of Harry Stanhope’s name.
+The young fellow chose to write himself, with his most unyeomanlike
+fist, ‘Harry Stanhope, yeoman.’ It appeared as if the Oxford-bred
+miller must be dragged forward, in his own despite, to take the place
+which fortune and education had given him, to ride and drive, and lunch
+and speechify, here and there, in the heat of faction, with those to
+whom he was really allied, so as to forget the mill and the baker’s
+shop with their drudgery, and to forget along with them other shops and
+their drudgeries, other shopkeepers with their aims and rewards—high
+or low—of which Oliver Constable’s mind had lately been full.</p>
+
+<p>It looked as if Oliver were going to comply with the irresistible
+demands made upon him as a man and a citizen. He received John Hartley
+with tolerable cordiality. The one man listened to the other’s private
+explanations <span class="pagenum" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</span>as well as to his public speeches, and, in order to do
+both fairly, Oliver not only attended the meetings the candidate was
+calling, but accepted his invitations to dine <i>en famille</i> with
+him and Lady Cicely. The result, which Oliver could not well avoid,
+was that a considerable amount of familiarity was established between
+him and the Hartleys. He was hailed as an ally by John Hartley on all
+occasions; and it was Oliver’s arm which Lady Cicely took when she left
+her stall at the bazaar to go to the refreshment table, and when she
+walked the whole length and breadth of the town-hall in order to make
+her purchases from her fellow-stall-keepers.</p>
+
+<p>Fan was growing elated at the turn events were taking, and the
+precedence thrust on Oliver which he could no longer escape accepting.
+And if he accepted it, he must needs lose sight of his hobby and step
+involuntarily, as it were, to a vantage ground from which it would
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</span>hardly be possible for him to retreat afterwards. Mr. Hartley was
+the Liberal member largely upheld by the tradespeople, who not merely
+approved of his principles—which, though they had never come to the
+front before, were unlike his practice, and belonged to his trade
+descent and trade interests—but were proud of him as a tradesman
+himself. Still no doubt it was on so gigantic a scale and with such
+advantages that the ordinary lineaments of his class were a good deal
+effaced, and that it was out of the question for him to fraternise
+with the smaller fry. He was also, through his personal antecedents,
+habits and predilections, and notably through his marriage with Lady
+Cicely, at one with the opposite side—supported by the great bulk of
+the professional men who were apt to be more Conservative than the
+Conservative county gentry and Conservative nobility to whose skirts
+the professional men clung. It was no matter that John Hartley was
+fighting in a political <span class="pagenum" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</span>battle against Colonel Hastings, the head of
+the ancient house of Hastings of Westmote and the nephew of the Marquis
+of Saltmarsh.</p>
+
+<p>The strife in its greatest keenness was conducted with the courtesy of
+gentlemen. Between their electioneering bouts, the men met not merely
+as amicable foes, but as social allies in the houses of their common
+acquaintances. John Hartley and Colonel Hastings agreed to differ. They
+were more than familiar with each other’s faces. They were members of
+the same clubs—if not of the Reform and Carlton—of the Alpine and
+Travellers’ Clubs, and Colonel Hastings was married to an old neighbour
+and early friend of Lady Cicely Hartley’s.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore it could not be held that Oliver Constable was necessarily
+consigning himself to farther fraternity with the lower orders when he
+espoused the cause of John Hartley.</p>
+
+<p>But had he espoused the cause? All at once, with the thrill of a
+shock—not only to <span class="pagenum" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</span>Fan and the Hartleys, but to the whole Liberal
+party—including the defaulter’s fellow-tradesmen, nay, to the very
+Conservatives, who gave the newcomer only a half-hearted gibing
+welcome, as to an erratic wavering adherent, who was not at all to be
+depended upon—Oliver marched over with his single vote to the enemy.</p>
+
+<p>It sounded as if he were a turncoat, it brought down upon Oliver the
+indignant accusation and ugly name, though there was nothing on earth
+to be gained by it, as Fan protested piteously. Oliver achieved the
+climax of inconsistency by figuring as a Conservative. ‘I am not a
+Conservative,’ he denied, and then added hastily, ‘but what’s in a
+name? I never was and never will be a party man,’ he cried; ‘and I am
+going to stand by Hastings because I think he is less of a party man
+than Hartley. I don’t say that both are not honest men according to
+their lights, but Hastings is either <span class="pagenum" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</span>better qualified to judge for
+himself, or he is more bent on acting in obedience to his judgment and
+conscience. He has pledged himself to do what he can for more than one
+or two measures which carry justice and righteousness on their face,
+that I would to God Englishmen of all parties were manly and true
+enough to unite and carry through, but which are not in the <i>rôle</i>
+of Hastings’ party any more than they are on the cards of the Liberals.
+Hartley will not bring forward or second one of these bills; on the
+contrary, he will throw what weight he possesses in the opposite
+scale. He has said as much. He is too cautious, too Conservative at
+heart—under his Liberal cloak if you will—too selfish in grasping and
+not scattering—not even risking his gains, too bound to a clique to
+do anything else. I don’t go in for Hastings in everything, not by a
+long chalk; I am not a Conservative, but since there is only the choice
+between these two, on the whole I <span class="pagenum" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</span>prefer Hastings and his individual
+politics, let us say, to Hartley and his general creed.’</p>
+
+<p>Oliver might prefer whom he liked. He was a freeborn subject of her
+Majesty, and undoubtedly he was at liberty to make his selection, but
+he received little toleration and less sympathy in his withdrawal from
+his party. His secession was met with a burst of reprobation. Old Dadd
+called him ‘that hair-splitting fool.’ Mrs. Polley argued it was all
+very well to have a mind of one’s own, but sheer refractoriness would
+not sell loaves. See if Oliver Constable had not managed with his
+college learning to anger his customers all round. She went in for her
+own opinions, as most of her hearers knew, but for men and women in
+business not to be able to keep their minds to themselves on occasions,
+and behave as their best friends had a right to expect of them, which
+was not to be weathercocks, and fly in the face of their associates and
+supporters, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</span>was rank conceit and impertinence, little short of madness.</p>
+
+<p>Not even Mr. Holland with the deacons of the chapel could pass by
+Oliver’s conduct without remonstrance, seeing that it threatened
+serious damage to the brilliant prosperity just dawning on the
+congregation.</p>
+
+<p>The chapel had been almost to a man for John Hartley. Not that he
+was himself a chapel-man. As might have been supposed, the plain and
+pithy, bald and homely Nonconformist worship was extremely repugnant
+to him. But he had shown that he retained a reserve of his father’s
+and grandfather’s sharpness in seizing an advantage, when he renewed,
+in a manner, his alliance with the chapel, in anticipation of his
+election. He recalled to his recollection, what he had apparently long
+forgotten, that his father had been brought up a dissenter, and had
+lived and died a maintainer of dissent in his own person. John Hartley
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</span>proved satisfactorily his powers of memory, by all at once bringing
+out a hidden store of knowledge of dissenting annals—exceedingly
+acceptable to a religious body accustomed to be, not to say slighted,
+but ignored, by their brethren of the church. He betrayed a sentimental
+inclination to linger over and dally with these old associations,
+which served to propitiate the chapel members for his desertion of
+their communion. He was not guilty of absolute misstatement when he
+suffered it to be inferred that circumstances had been against him.
+The difficulties of his position, the entanglements of the circle in
+which he moved, especially the natural influence of Lady Cicely, had
+drawn him back into the bosom of a church which was at last bestirring
+itself, and testifying to the good it had got from the noble protests
+of the early Puritans and the later Methodists against its periods of
+latitudinarianism.</p>
+
+<p>John Hartley did not pretend that he would <span class="pagenum" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</span>return to the ranks of the
+nonconformists, and the chapel people of Friarton were too reasonable
+to expect it of a man like him. But he treated them with great respect,
+almost with pensive tenderness. He called upon Mr. Holland and
+mentioned in conversation that his father had sat under the profitable
+ministry of an able and pious grand-uncle of the Friarton pastor’s.
+John Hartley requested to be taken into the chapel on a week-day,
+though it did not seem to occur to him to attend the Wednesday lecture
+or the Friday prayer-meeting, and then asked humbly if he might be
+permitted to present new, more efficient, and ornamental chandeliers,
+to help to shed material light on the congregation—a request which was
+handsomely granted.</p>
+
+<p>Lady Cicely called on Mrs. Holland, and begged the shape of her baby’s
+pinafore, thus showing that, though Lady Cicely was by every inherited
+affinity a churchwoman, she was, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</span>nevertheless, so far leavened by her
+husband’s purer ecclesiastical origin, as not to suspect contamination
+lurking in a dissenting baby’s bib and frills. The result was that the
+chapel people—from Mr. Holland to Jack Dadd—were strongly in favour
+of John Hartley, to the extent of considering him in part their own
+property and candidate. For though he had not promised to procure the
+disestablishment of the church, he had engaged to remain neutral on
+the Burials Bill, while Colonel Hastings was openly antagonistic to
+dissenting prayers prayed by a dissenting clergyman, over a dissenter’s
+corpse in a parish churchyard. And the chapel constituents were assured
+they would procure yet better terms from their member. They began
+to grow rashly secure of his good offices and to plume themselves
+beforehand on the distinction that was awaiting them.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver’s fresh secession was therefore not <span class="pagenum" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</span>only an affront to his
+co-religionists, they were driven to reckon him guilty of uncalled-for
+schism and lukewarm treachery, where the interests of the chapel
+were concerned. For unluckily, his example affected others—only
+a contemptible few, no doubt—malcontents, jealous of the leading
+deacons and the larger contributors, such as were to be found in every
+congregation, discontented Adullamites, the breath of whose nostrils
+was mischief. These were mostly men among the poorer members of no
+repute, who had failed in business, who had erred in their religious
+profession and moral practice, persons who did little credit to Oliver
+Constable as his followers, on whom he probably did not count, as he
+did not encourage their adherence. But he made them prominent to the
+disgust of the rest of the congregation. He instigated them, whether
+he meant it or not, when they would otherwise have wrangled aimlessly,
+to show that ‘the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</span>connection’ was divided, to make a definite
+demonstration, which, however small, was a scandal in the eyes of the
+magnates of the chapel, for Colonel Hastings.</p>
+
+<p>There were meetings official and unofficial in the chapel vestry and in
+members’ houses, that the congregation might discuss among themselves
+the question of Oliver Constable’s delinquency. There were loud and
+long whisperings about him as not only disaffected, but as a young
+fellow of dangerous license of opinion, who would in all likelihood
+end in rationalism and free-thinking. ’Liza Polley regarded him, in
+horrified fascination, as a dreadful young genius, who, in his pride
+of unsanctified intellect, dared to defy Mr. Holland and Mr. Dadd. Yet
+she had never heard such naughty words as Jack Dadd would let fall
+sometimes, drop from Oliver’s mouth. He was a regular and reverent
+worshipper at the chapel. Nobody had ever seen him ‘screwed’ <span class="pagenum" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</span>or so
+much as half screwed, though he kept company on occasions with the
+young shopkeepers of the town. He was understood to be domestic in
+his habits. He was known to consider the poor with even an excess of
+liberality, while he sought to do it without observation. ’Liza had
+heard him laughed at for the absurd rigidity of his scruples in the
+conduct of his business. But she feared it would be all the worse
+for Oliver, if he turned out, after all, to be little better than an
+atheist, and a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Surely nobody would think him
+‘a great catch’ now. The fact that his suit to her had come to nothing,
+was like one of those deliverances—of which one reads in good books.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver was not left in partial ignorance of the ordeal through which he
+was passing. Notably the minister, and next to him one qualified member
+after another, were appointed to deal with the offender. Oliver found
+the minister the least arrogant and intolerant of his <span class="pagenum" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</span>inquisitors.
+But even Mr. Holland could not see what Oliver thought he saw of the
+comparative insignificance of the burial of the dead to the welfare
+of the living. Mr. Holland looked as if he too considered Oliver’s
+citation of the injunction, ‘let the dead bury their dead,’ misapplied,
+as Fan had judged his quotation of other maxims which she did not
+propose to treat as of no weight in themselves. Mr. Holland talked of
+institutions and organisations, signs and precedents, of the urgent
+necessity for unity among brethren, of preserving the peace of the
+congregation, of making everything give place to the great interests
+of nonconformity in England, of the compulsion laid upon men that they
+should work with the tools which Providence had put into their hands.</p>
+
+<p>But here Oliver was as obdurate and slow of comprehension as his pastor
+could be on the respective claims of the dead and the living.</p>
+
+<p>‘Right and wrong can never undergo change <span class="pagenum" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</span>or modification,’ protested
+Oliver hotly. ‘I was a man before I was a Christian. I am a Christian
+just because I am convinced Christianity is the one sheet anchor and
+lever for humanity. I was and am a Christian before I ever will be a
+<span id="cor15"></span>Nonconformist.’</p>
+
+<p>The result was that Oliver found himself isolated and ostracised,
+viewed as a contumacious chapel member, suffered of course to continue
+among the loyal members, because there was no formula by which he could
+be expelled on such grounds, but no longer trusted and approved of; so
+far from it, he was in the meantime an object of reprobation to the
+greater number of his brethren.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps it could not be helped, perhaps he partly deserved his
+condemnation. For Oliver was not altogether clear in his judgment and
+conscience where nonconformity was concerned. He was by constitution a
+many-sided man, prone to eclecticism on most subjects, except, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</span>indeed,
+on what were to him the eternal verities of right and wrong in life,
+and in a divinely ordained religion. He must always be more or less at
+variance with men who were never divided in their minds on the merits
+of all other questions which, to Oliver Constable, were, to say the
+least, open to discussion.</p>
+
+<p>He had read and seen a good deal on both sides of English
+ecclesiastical history. He had sympathies with both. His heroes stood
+ranked under opposing banners. He gave in his adherence to Jeremy
+Taylor and Bishop Butler and Samuel Wilberforce, as well as to Richard
+Baxter and John Wesley and Robert Hall.</p>
+
+<p>But Oliver had been brought up a nonconformist. He had gone with his
+father to the chapel, while Fan had gone with her mother to the church.</p>
+
+<p>There had been no necessary strife in the family on this account.
+Peter Constable, though a man of inferior abilities to his son,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</span>had possessed some mental features in common with Oliver. Peter
+had respected his wife’s form of faith as she had respected his.
+Occasionally he had joined in her service and she had joined in his,
+but in proportion as there was no rancorous war of creeds, there
+had been no proselytism. To Oliver the chapel was the church of his
+fathers, and of his section of the community. He was perfectly sensible
+of the defects of its system, but he was far from prepared to grant
+that the merits did not exceed the defects, and still less that the
+defects of dissenters were more ruinous than the shortcomings of
+churchmen.</p>
+
+<p>Under this impression, Oliver held it disloyal to abandon the chapel,
+any more than the class to which he belonged. At the same time he had
+his doubts and scruples. But just as he was a man of much stronger
+imagination and capacity for idealisation than John Hartley was,
+Oliver did not feel offended by the bareness and <span class="pagenum" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</span>ruggedness of the
+ecclesiastical ways he trod. He saw beyond them, even as he saw beyond
+the modern smoothness and smartness of the chapel building, back into
+what struck him as the less objectionable gauntness and grimness of
+its predecessor in which earnest and fervent men had worshipped,
+often to the peril and loss of their earthly joys and worldly goods.
+There were records in existence which proved that the chapel had been
+among the earliest of its kind in England. When Oliver thought that
+contemporaries and allies of John Milton and John Bunyan, Oliver
+Cromwell, Blake and Daniel Defoe—who, it seems, has been convicted of
+time-serving and double-dealing, but who was so stout and unflinching a
+patriot withal, that one may be tempted to prefer Defoe’s shuffling to
+some later men’s consistency—Oliver Constable laughed at the idea of
+men of narrow and uncultured intellect and vulgar bumptiousness being
+the sole figures that peopled the region in which he <span class="pagenum" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</span>had come to sit
+apart, conscious that he was looked upon as an interloper and false
+friend, unworthy of the right hand of fellowship, or of the confidence
+of his companions.</p>
+
+<p>John Hartley won the election mainly by the support of the
+dissenters—whom, however, success did not at once soften to the
+renegade.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXI">
+ CHAPTER XXI.
+ <br>
+ <span>MUTINY IN THE MILL AND THE BAKEHOUSE.</span>
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="flat"><span class="smcap">Oliver</span> was a little liable to look over the heads of his subordinates
+as well as his equals, to be possessed by his purpose instead of
+possessing it, and to follow it out—having no attention to spare for
+the signs of the times, though he was particularly calculated to call
+them forth in hostile array, and they were certain to count largely in
+the result. It took Oliver by surprise when he was met by the ‘poser’
+which he might reasonably have expected, of resistance and anarchy in
+his own dominions, where he had been seeking to enact transcendental
+laws and attempting to carry out, not political or social, but moral
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</span>economy—not every man for himself alone, but every man for his
+neighbour still more, ‘in honour preferring one another,’ which Oliver
+persisted in regarding as the only worthy and enduring trade principles.</p>
+
+<p>There had been growls of dissatisfaction, sneers of scepticism, tacit
+defiance in the mill and the bakehouse, which had all passed unheeded
+by Oliver, before the storm broke forth. It began with a comparatively
+trifling <i>émeute</i> in the mill after the miller’s men had been
+comparing notes with the journeymen bakers who went far before the
+grinders of the raw grain in crude, shallow quickness of reasoning and
+one-sided, undigested knowledge. The journeymen bakers first crammed
+the young millers with the rank growth of their supposed grievances,
+and then adroitly pushed the crammed men before them, into the breach,
+to open the battle with Oliver their common enemy.</p>
+
+<p>There were long-standing usages and privileges <span class="pagenum" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</span>in the miller and
+baker trades which Oliver had thought fit to abolish without asking
+the consent of his servants farther than in the address which he
+delivered on entering into possession of the mill and the shop, and
+that lay beyond the comprehension of the cleverest man among them,
+who immediately made up his mind that it was all ‘soft sawder’ and
+‘book-learning bosh.’ The men chose to regard these time-out-of-mind
+customs and liberties, though they had no direct bearing on any
+miller’s or baker’s prosperity, and were even sometimes prejudicial to
+fair play among the men themselves, as their rules to which they had
+agreed on entering their trades. No master had any right to interfere
+with and overturn these rules without the men’s concurrence; above
+all, they were not such fools as to be defrauded of them by a fine
+assumption of philanthropy on the part of their antagonist.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver discovered that there had been disobedience <span class="pagenum" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</span>and evasion of
+a regulation which he had laid down at the Mill, that two different
+qualities of grain, whether coming from the same or different owners,
+should not from that time forward be so taken and ground together as to
+produce a spurious average of quality, even when that average might be
+accepted with ignorant or indifferent acquiescence in the case of the
+better as well as the worse wheat.</p>
+
+<p>‘Why did you not attend to what I said, Green?’ enquired Oliver
+angrily. ‘Mind that this lumping together does not occur again. At
+the best it is a slovenly, inaccurate makeshift for clean, correct
+work, which prevents a proper estimate of each quality of grain and
+adulterates flour at the mill; at the worst it is an imposition and
+a cheat, hiding careless negligence on our part, or consenting to
+withdraw the surplus fineness and cleanness of one man’s growth of corn
+in order to add it to the deficient worth of another man’s crop. I will
+not have it.’</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</span></p>
+
+<p>‘It were a saving of trouble as nobody objected to, instead of a wexing
+petikularity,’ said Ned, startling Oliver by speaking again, and that
+with such fluency as to render it suspicious whether the fluency,
+together with the bluster, could proceed originally from monosyllabic,
+stolid Ned. ‘It were always done afore my day, and I dunnot see why it
+shouldn’t be done no longer. I can tell you Maine, as owns the best
+stuff, wunnot thank you for turning it out bolted that white it might
+be furrin flour. Nobody will believe it native, though he take his
+Bible oath on it. Every customer will swear it’s ’Mericain and has come
+over in casks, and will sour afore you can say “Jack Robinson.” And
+Wade, he wunnot own his stuff, as you’d make it come out, in the course
+of nature and machinery. He’ll swear it’s been tampered with, and no
+wonder, since he’ll not find a buyer for it on this side of Lon’on.
+He’ll be forced to mix what might have been food for men in his <span class="pagenum" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</span>horse
+and cattle’s mashes, or to fling it to his cocks and hens. Friarton
+Mill will have seen the last of his custom,’ ended Ned sardonically.</p>
+
+<p>‘Never mind that, it is my business; do what I bid you.’</p>
+
+<p>‘And the trouble of stowing away the emptyings of the sacks separate,
+and of setting and keeping the mill a-going for two bouts, which need
+only have been one, will be your business too?’ said Ned, like all
+willing learners going considerably beyond the bounds of his lesson and
+converting bluster into insolence. ‘It is a fine gentleman scholard’s
+nonsense, which is downright oonreasonable as well. Dang it, I’ll have
+nowt to do with it,’ protested Ned, flinging down a spade which he had
+in his hand with a noisy clatter.</p>
+
+<p>‘Leave it alone then, my man, and come to me at the office for your
+wages,’ said Oliver, walking away.</p>
+
+<p>Green did not resume his work that afternoon, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</span>neither did the other
+men and lads. The mill stood, without anything wrong about the gear
+which had in these modern times rendered a lack of water a deficiency
+to be coped with. Oliver missed its accustomed hum and splash, while
+‘the merry millers,’ merry no longer, hung about and consulted
+together, sulky and stubborn-looking.</p>
+
+<p>But next day the premature shabby strike somehow collapsed. Its
+promoters, including Green, chopfallen and taciturn as of old, were at
+their duties again, to which Oliver suffered them to return without
+farther words.</p>
+
+<p>It was otherwise in the bake-shop. There the mutiny was systematised
+and ripe, and though it did not carry the whole establishment with it,
+it cost Oliver his manager, some of his best hands, and more than it
+seemed possible for him to recover from.</p>
+
+<p>Jim Hull came to Oliver one day in the back parlour. Speak of the great
+Napoleon’s features <span class="pagenum" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</span>resembling a finely cut cameo, Jim Hull’s nose,
+mouth, and chin were quite as hard, clear and set when he refused every
+parley or overture of good-fellowship in the shape of refreshment, and
+put it to his master point-blank: ‘Do you continue of the same mind,
+Master Oliver, that no alum, nor no other harmless stuff for whitening
+the bread, be used in the bakehouse, and that all sorts of fancy bread,
+down to them rolls, be weighed and sold by the pound, like the reg’lar
+loaf?’</p>
+
+<p>‘I do, Jim,’ said Oliver concisely.</p>
+
+<p>‘Have you taken it into consideration, sir,’ went on Jim solemnly,
+‘that customers as are used to white bread and don’t want brown won’t
+buy bread which, though it may be made of first-rate flour, looks as if
+it were compounded of ’alf and ’alf. There’s a deal in the look of a
+thing in all trades,’ said Jim almost wistfully, ‘and folk is fanciful,
+and is guided by the look as well as by the taste. Nay, the taste gets
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</span>trained to prefer what it has been accustomed to. There’s a many will
+have pepper-dust rather than pepper, and chicory before coffee.’</p>
+
+<p>‘And bread either flavourless or with a suspicion of sourness or
+bitterness instead of sweet bread, eh, Jim?’ chimed in Oliver. ‘Then
+tastes must be reclaimed from their vitiated state for the sake of the
+tasters, that’s all. I have not become a baker to sell adulterated
+bread of dubious weight, even if the adulteration were innocent and the
+weight in favour of the buyer. I mean to sell pure bread, by an exact
+measure.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Bread has always been divided into two classes,’ remonstrated Jim,
+growing stiff and stern again: ‘the plain and the fancy. The plain has
+been measured by weight, the fancy——’</p>
+
+<p>‘By fancy,’ interrupted Oliver. ‘But you are aware, Jim, that if any
+buyer choose to buy, by the pound, cottage loaves which, no less
+than rolls, go under the head of fancy bread, the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</span>baker is bound
+to sell them by weight, though I do not suppose he can be fined for
+apportioning them according to fancy if there is no demand to the
+contrary.’</p>
+
+<p>‘It ain’t the custom,’ said Jim testily. ‘I crave your pardon, sir, but
+to put it in that way is to insult an honest man as would not offer
+less than the bulk of an article for its money’s worth, not though you
+paid him for doing it in golden guineas. Have you ever thought of that,
+Master Oliver, of the slur you are ready to cast on other bakers—on
+your own father, for instance, that always did as he would be done by,
+and on all as worked under him in responsible situations?’</p>
+
+<p>Oliver flushed. ‘There is no reason to look at the change in that
+light, Jim,’ he said earnestly. ‘I know my father was an honest
+man. There is no piece of knowledge I possess which I would be more
+unwilling to give up. I have never for a moment suspected your
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</span>integrity—I would as soon question my own. But every man must act
+according to his <span id="cor16"></span>individual light. These practices we are talking
+about are objectionable and can easily be rendered dishonest. At least
+everybody should know the nature and amount of breadstuff, like any
+other stuff, that he gets for his money, though I don’t say he is
+cheated if he knowingly and willingly takes an artificially bleached,
+roughly calculated purchase, several ounces under or over the mark, for
+the look or the fashion of it. The worst is that few people know what
+they are about in such transactions.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Well, all I have to say, Master Oliver,’ said Jim doggedly, ‘these are
+a deal too fine distinctions for me. I cannot consent to be treated
+like a man as has long been a party, in the capacity of foreman, to
+defrauding the public of their due—me as never tampered with light
+weights, which your father would have been the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</span>last to even either me
+or hisself to—not in our whole lives. I tell you, sir, it is putting
+shame on us both, and on a respectable trade, for you to sport them
+whims and fads in carrying it on at this time of day. Nobody will thank
+you for it, and as for your dark-coloured, home-tasted bread, nobody
+will like it or buy it. You’ll soon throw to the dogs as fine a baking
+business as was ever worked up in more than one generation.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I can’t help that,’ said Oliver inflexibly. ‘If the townspeople are
+fools and pin their faith to mock instead of to real merits, it shall
+be in spite of me and not because of me.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Then, Master Oliver, it’s right I should speak out. My nephew ’Arry,
+as was ready, with a little help, to buy the old business if it had
+come into the market, will begin in Friarton, on his own account, this
+here Michaelmas. He has axed me to jine him. And why shouldn’t I? I
+would not have deserted the old concern <span class="pagenum" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</span>if I could have been of any
+use. But it seems my experience was all wrong. I’m too old a cock to
+begin afresh. Besides, I’m free to tell you the mode followed by a
+young gentleman as knows nothing of trade save out of books, and is,
+if he will pardon me for mentioning it, a rank enthusiast, will be all
+downhill and no mistake. I cannot stop you, Master Oliver; you refuse
+to be guided by me, so I must wash my hands of you, and jine my nephew
+’Arry, to whom I can do a good turn, though it goes sore against the
+grain if you’ll believe me, sir, to start an opposition to Constable’s
+business, as I helped to make flourish, and which was the pride of my
+’eart, years before you came into the world, Master Oliver.’ As Jim
+ended a slight quiver passed over his compact features.</p>
+
+<p>‘I believe you, Jim,’ said Oliver gravely, ‘and I, for my part, am so
+sorry to lose you that you may guess how much the principles are to me
+which compel such a sacrifice.’</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</span></p>
+
+<p>Jim shrugged his shoulders and turned away.</p>
+
+<p>Constable’s baking business without Jim Hull was sure to be crippled
+for a time, but there were other kinds of crippling going on, and a
+worse mess for Oliver to get into.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver, in his consciousness of his own shortcomings, and his passion
+for independence and individuality, was not so much inclined to insist
+on punctuality and method in his subordinates as most new brooms show
+themselves. But he happened to remark that what rules and penalties
+were imposed, had gradually come to be inflicted chiefly on the younger
+journeymen and apprentices. The elder and more skilled bakers took
+upon them, in the right of their value to Oliver and the difficulty of
+replacing them on an emergency, to infringe the orders and do their
+work earlier or later, faster or slower, according to their convenience
+and inclination, putting about and causing some slight injury to
+the subordinates, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</span>and creating a certain amount of disorder in the
+establishment. In place of these experts presenting a good example to
+their juniors, the latter were stimulated in the reverse direction, and
+prompted to acquire such qualities as might enable them in their turn
+to shirk obligations and throw the weight of drudgery and discipline on
+their weaker, more untrained fellows.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver was determined this should not be. He heard that the baker
+Webster was conspicuous at this game, that he rarely kept his time,
+that he compressed his kneading into the briefest operation compatible
+with success, that he set his sponge at the latest date, and was guilty
+of the same recklessness in placing his batch in the oven, so that he
+imperilled his whole night and morning’s work, though he might escape
+by the skin of the teeth from reducing it—either to a sodden mass or a
+cinder, as the oven fire served.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</span></p>
+
+<p>Webster was a man given over to a variety of conflicting interests and
+distractions, rather than the victim of one vice; he was unsettled more
+than dissipated, still he appeared in the bakehouse occasionally the
+worse for drink.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver set himself to convict his servant—in name, in one of his
+misdemeanours, and going into the bakehouse early one morning when the
+bakers were about to subject the risen dough to the second kneading,
+he found Webster’s place vacant; a friend had contrived to go through
+the first process for Webster’s batch as well as for his own, but was
+halting ere he proceeded to complete the performance. Oliver remarked
+aloud that Webster was absent from his work, and ordered that his
+batch should be worked up and put into the oven, without waiting for
+his arrival or asking his permission, while Jim Hull, who was still in
+office, should challenge the defender for non-attendance.</p>
+
+<p>But this quick catching up of Webster for <span class="pagenum" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</span>neglect of duty was quite
+another affair from the neighbourly help which connived at and
+concealed his delinquencies. And Jim Hull looked aggrieved in his own
+person and worried by Oliver’s interference. ‘It ain’t any good,’ he
+said in an undertone to Oliver. ‘Webster won’t be put upon, he’ll take
+his way, but it’s a fact he’ll get more dough through his hands, to
+better purpose, in ten minutes than the other lads will in twenty.’</p>
+
+<p>‘All the same he’ll not put upon me and the rest of the men, as I take
+it he does. Who made him an exception to the rest? Put upon indeed!
+I should like to know who is in danger of being put upon. Jim Hull,
+you are getting soft in your old age. Let some of these fellows do
+Webster’s job,’ said Oliver angrily.</p>
+
+<p>‘The’ve got their own jobs, and some of them is hard enough pushed to
+turn out presentable batches for themselves. I tell you it ain’t every
+man can take Webster’s place. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</span>That there batch of his is for Dr.
+Riley’s family. The doctor is difficult to please in his bread, and he
+sets on some of his patients to be as cranky as hisself,’ grumbled Jim.</p>
+
+<p>‘I’m sorry for Riley and his patients then,’ said Oliver shortly. ‘Is
+there no baker here,’ Oliver raised his voice slightly so as to be
+heard by more than Jim, ‘who can knead Webster’s stuff in addition to
+his own?’</p>
+
+<p>No man spoke. Each felt scrupulous as to the kneading which was
+necessary for his batch this morning. Clearly the movement to call
+Webster to order was not popular, even though it arose from his own
+fault, and that a fault which only a sprinkling of the men present
+would have presumed to commit.</p>
+
+<p>Jim Hull began slowly to strip the jacket from his rheumatic shoulders
+in the hot steaming air. As he did so he repeated still more surlily,
+‘It ain’t every man can take Webster’s place. Baking itself ain’t a
+trade which a young <span class="pagenum" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</span>fellow can pick up at his feet any day, anyhow,
+and read the rights and wrongs of it straight off—by heart, like a
+printed page, then give his orders conformable.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Hold on, Jim.’ Oliver stopped his foreman’s preparations. ‘I suppose
+you think I’ve forgotten any lessons I ever learnt. And as for those
+fellows yonder,’ pointing to the row of figures at the baking-boards,
+‘who are grinning behind their shirt-sleeves and their heads powdered
+like flunkeys—they are a set of flunkeys to Webster or any ringleader
+who chooses to hold the asses by the ears of their class prejudices and
+petty vices— they believe I’m speaking of what I know nothing about,
+or that I set them to do a task which I hold to be a degradation,
+therefore I am dependent on their skill and fidelity—Heaven help me!
+and if I were famishing I should perish for lack of bread without their
+assistance. You and they are mightily mistaken though, Jim.’</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</span></p>
+
+
+ <h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXII">
+ CHAPTER XXII.
+ <br>
+ <span>A REFORMER’S REWARD.</span>
+ </h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="flat"><span class="smcap">Oliver</span> suited the action to the word, flung off his coat, bared his
+long sinewy arms to the shoulders, advanced to the vacant board, and
+laid hold of the dough fast becoming flat and unprofitable. In spite
+of his passion he felt shy and awkward under the consciousness of
+the adverse, critical eyes glancing at him, some of them in sheer
+amazement, some of them in jealous resentment, some of them in sly
+amusement, and only a very few of them in dubious generous approbation.
+He distrusted his qualifications with reason. But when was he not
+awkward? and it was surely possible for a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</span>man of his muscle and
+modicum of experience to knead dough into a passable condition and
+dispose of it in an oven.</p>
+
+<p>As Oliver solemnly pounded at his lump of dough, he was assailed
+mentally by successive trains of thought, contradictory, sympathetic,
+purely humorous.</p>
+
+<p>In the first place he was angrily sensible of the same momentary rush
+of shamefacedness, in trying to bake before his bakers, that he had
+felt in first standing in his shop-door before his fellow-townsmen—yet
+what was there in this fine, white flour, powdering him and his
+companions alike, to stain a man with so disgraceful a stain that in
+the case of poor Neaves, the very reflection of it caused the weak
+undergraduate to leap into the Isis in order to wash out the blot and
+his miserable life with it? Was the mark so much more invidious than
+the soil which Neaves’s quondam companions had been fain enough to
+contract from the earth of <span class="pagenum" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</span>hunting fields, or the soil of stables and
+kennels, or the mire of race-courses, or even the smoke and blood of
+a battle-field—to pass through which without ‘falling into a funk,’
+if the chance came his way, without any deed of his, constituted every
+young man a hero?</p>
+
+<p>Why should the mere inference of having to do with wheat as it was made
+into bread to feed the multitudes, operate more violently upon men’s
+stupid, snobbish prejudices than the report of being mixed up with
+barley in the course of becoming malt, or with hops as they passed into
+ale—to form refreshment for the thirsty, no doubt? But the refreshment
+was decidedly open to abuse when the great distillers and brewers might
+also be the great licensed victuallers, the invisible, irresponsible
+landlords of scores and hundreds of gin-palaces and ale-houses, as well
+as the builders of churches and founders of schools.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver had a fleeting vision of Mrs. Hilliard’s <span class="pagenum" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</span>cool, fresh
+drawing-room in contrast to the hot vapour-laden bakehouse, with
+Catherine Hilliard bidding men fight or die, or speak and witness for
+the truth—but never mix flour, yeast and salt, and convert leaven into
+wholesome bread, to fill the mouths and recruit the strength of hungry,
+fainting creatures.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver saw Harry Stanhope standing without his coat, bareheaded, on
+his half-laden cart, ‘forking’ his sheaves of corn, and knew that was
+one thing in the estimation of the world and kneading dough was quite
+another. There was as great a difference between them as that between
+a bar of iron and a twopenny nail. Yet Oliver remembered the American
+philosopher Thoreau, and his delight in the sign of self-sufficing
+independence which he recognised in the act of baking his own bread.
+What a manly, ay, a kingly work Thoreau had made of it, as historians
+and poets had dealt with the picturesque initiatory steps taken <span class="pagenum" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</span>by
+Cincinnatus when the patriot returned from saving his country in the
+ranks of war, to plough, and reap, and gather in the fruits of his own
+peaceful fields.</p>
+
+<p>Thoreau baked for his own hand, at his own will and pleasure. He was
+a republican of republicans—to whom not only courts and thrones were
+repugnant, but who, while he had no quarrel with his kind, sought to
+know the feelings of a wild man—alone with the marvellous hordes of
+lower animals whom he understood and loved, and who repaid him with
+their trust—alone with Nature as she came from the hands of her Maker.
+Thus Thoreau had steeped his rough bread-making in reflections which
+had lent it a hue at once primitive and solemn.</p>
+
+<p>There was another man dubbed a baker, whether he would or not,
+nicknamed in wanton mockery because he could not furnish bread for his
+famished people; a shy, shrinking man, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</span>not altogether without the
+dignity of the line of a hundred kings—of St. Louis himself, blended
+with the native dignity of innocent intentions in the midst of his
+weakness, and with the pathos of a martyr for the sins of his fathers
+and evil advisers, as he stood forward in the window of his palace,
+wearing the red cap of anarchy for the crown of sovereignty, while
+France heard him hailed, not as the monarch—not as ‘Louis le Desiré,’
+but as ‘Louis Capet, the Baker.’</p>
+
+<p>There was still another figure engaged in the homely occupation that
+rose up then in the Friarton bakehouse. He had been introduced to
+Oliver and to thousands more in the president’s speech at the close
+of one of the Royal Society’s meetings. Oliver was not intimately
+acquainted with the man, as the hero when he had passed from this world
+was happily to be rendered familiar to the whole reading public. But
+the miller and baker of <span class="pagenum" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</span>Friarton—a distinct specimen of his kind—had
+got from the president’s speech a general idea of that other master
+baker, and rejoiced and gloried in him.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver did not himself possess genius, yet he had some of its wide
+sympathies, keen intuitions and susceptibilities, and strong beliefs.
+Had the less gifted man known the greater Oliver would have prized
+highly the manly self-respect and modesty, even the odd gruff bearing,
+which was only the prickly husk to the sweet kernel with its milk of
+human kindness and juice of a fine, genial humour, which no general
+misconception, no bitter adversity, could sour. Oliver would have
+gone a pilgrimage—for he, too, had his boundless enthusiasm—to that
+obscure little northern bakehouse, where an intellectual and moral
+giant toiled single-handed and fared frugally amidst his inspired
+drawings of cherubim and seraphim, ape and Greek boy. Oliver <span class="pagenum" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</span>Constable
+could not have pretended to match his brother-tradesman’s profound,
+patient studies in natural science, or the royal bounty which disposed
+of the geological and botanical specimens—so painfully, and yet with
+such deep satisfaction and noble exultation, chiselled from the rock
+and plucked from the moor. After they had been laboriously and lovingly
+assorted and preserved, these specimens, together with the deductions
+carefully and warily drawn from them, were lavished with princely
+liberality on men of science, for whom they might win name and fame,
+while the real conqueror of the spoils was content to remain ‘Dick the
+Baker,’ drudging at a trade which was unremunerative to him, unknown
+and unhonoured, so far as the mere tinsel of worldly distinction and
+applause was concerned. And through it all Dick, who was the reverse
+of a morbid, fantastic misanthropist, would have preferred a certain
+amount of material prosperity <span class="pagenum" id="Page_280">[Pg 280]</span>to the slow poverty which ground him to
+death at last, with the honest human fear of debt and starvation. He
+would have liked in his early manhood to have met with such a degree
+of comprehension and fellow-feeling from his neighbours as might have
+saved him from being quickly driven back on his natural reserve,
+with his huge stores of kindliness, cheeriness, and wit, confined to
+the kindred at a distance from him, his one or two rarely endowed,
+occasional cronies, his simple old housekeeper, the young students
+who were welcome to his priceless instructions without a thought of a
+professor’s fee. But in the man’s lofty soul and poetic idealisation,
+which could exist along with exact knowledge, he was content, with
+something like scorn of being pointed out for any other distinction,
+to be known only—apart from a queer fish, and a half-cracked dour
+sinner—for what he still was, without prejudice or false shame, ‘Dick
+the Baker.’</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</span></p>
+
+<p>There would have been a greater charm in the man for Oliver than what
+belonged to the simplicity and gladness which took every circumstance
+of his lot bravely and thankfully, singing over his baking trough,
+singing back to the roar of the waves of the Northern sea. His
+heartily admiring biographer has recorded Dick’s honest practice as
+a tradesman:—‘His quarter loaf always contained four pounds full,
+while the two-pound loaves of many of the other bakers were short by
+about four ounces. Cheating had the advantage over honesty of six per
+cent. on every loaf—a profit in itself, few weighing their bread and
+deducting the deficiency.’</p>
+
+<p>At last Oliver’s mind rambled off to a comical recollection of his
+grandfather, the first Oliver Constable, miller and baker, of whom
+his grandson had very authentic information, in addition to a faint
+personal recollection. This Oliver had been enterprising and ambitious
+as <span class="pagenum" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</span>any founder of a race. He had gone from a country bakehouse to
+London, and served for a term there, in order to be taught what might
+be the metropolitan mysteries and perfections of the trade. He had
+certainly attained the power of concocting a certain pudding, which was
+long held in high estimation in Friarton. The old Oliver, his wife,
+children, and kindred a little farther removed, had piqued themselves
+on this acquirement, and in order to keep it a private inheritance, had
+shrouded it in a captivating secresy. Even in family conclave, when
+there was an annual friendly gathering and festival in the baker’s
+house each Christmas, and when the supper was crowned with this very
+London pudding, as a fitting compliment from the host to his guests,
+the rites of the piece of cookery were conducted not only with peculiar
+ceremony, but with closed doors. In the course of the evening, the
+hostess, having retired and seen that a collection of the necessary
+materials—eggs, <span class="pagenum" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</span>butter, milk, flour, fruit, and spices, was complete,
+and without flaw, ranged in her own back kitchen, returned to the
+company, and asked her husband with brief significance, ‘Goodman, are
+you ready?’</p>
+
+<p>The head of the house—a man of solid gravity both of body and
+mind—then withdrew with quiet importance from the circle of his
+friends for the space of half-an-hour. The prevailing standard of
+manners exacted that nobody should remark on the retirement of the
+entertainer for the good of the entertained, though it was fully
+comprehended that he had thrown off his company coat, donned his
+professional apron, and was then whisking eggs and beating butter in
+solitude, as the highest proof of his hospitality. The result figured
+at the banquet, and then all tongues were loosed in praise of the dish
+and its maker.</p>
+
+<p>Why not? Perhaps old Oliver Constable’s exercise of his professional
+skill in the middle <span class="pagenum" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</span>of his season of recreation, was a greater
+sacrifice to friendship, and not more of an act of vanity, than is the
+preparation of a salad or a sauce by the amateur hands of a modern host
+or hostess.</p>
+
+<p>As Oliver shook off the flour, and put on his coat again, Webster
+lounged into the bakehouse, and stopped short, bewildered, staring hard
+at the empty board and the baker who had just quitted it.</p>
+
+<p>‘Webster, it is not in the fitting order of things that I should be
+under the necessity of doing your work,’ said Oliver, whose temper had
+got time to cool; ‘I have warned you before, and you have paid no heed.
+The connection between us had better come to an end. I give you your
+leave.’</p>
+
+<p>‘As you please, sir; from this moment if you like,’ said Webster
+jauntily.</p>
+
+<p>‘Very well. I take you at your word,’ said his master.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</span></p>
+
+<p>Oliver was inclined to make an example—if it can be called an example
+among servants, whose turn has come to carry matters with a high hand,
+and dictate terms to their masters. Let us hope that the new masters
+will be magnanimous, and not abuse their power, to a still greater
+extent than was done by the old, else the present dead-lock would never
+have arisen.</p>
+
+<p>But Oliver was not aware—whether or not the knowledge might have
+swayed him—of the combination of circumstances which rendered
+Webster’s dismissal a severe blow to the man, in spite of his bravado,
+at a crisis in his affairs. The restless, factious baker had been
+keeping company with a girl slightly above him in station, whose
+relations, especially her father—a thriving master-builder, of
+punctilious and conservative views—did not by any means admire in
+his prospective son-in-law the hectoring tone, and the free and easy
+ways, which, along <span class="pagenum" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</span>with considerable force of will and cleverness at
+his trade, as at other things, had secured for Webster an ascendency
+among the other journeymen bakers, who were characterised for the most
+part by greater pliability and less ability. The principal score in
+Webster’s favour was his remaining in Mr. Constable’s service. It was
+this which kept Webster from being rejected with unhesitating severity
+by Keys the builder, and as an inevitable consequence of the summary
+dismissal, with tender regret, by pretty, gentle, Nelly Keys. For
+though Nelly had been greatly taken with her lover’s lordly swagger,
+she was too good a girl, and too dutiful a daughter, to act in direct
+disobedience to her father.</p>
+
+<p>When Webster got his leave from Oliver, he knew it was all up with him
+and Nelly, to whom he was attached with the peculiar vehemence and
+self-assertion of his nature, though he put the best face on what he
+regarded as a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</span>misfortune, if not a wrong, and braved it out at the
+first brush in the bakehouse.</p>
+
+<p>And sure enough, Keys told Webster on the afternoon of the same day
+to keep the outside of the master-builder’s door for the rest of the
+journeyman baker’s stay at Friarton. The said master-builder had seized
+the opportunity of the first rumour of Webster’s quarrel with Mr.
+Constable to rescue his daughter from a future husband who had shown
+himself a breeder of mischief and instigator to rebellion, and was
+likely to end a noisy idle demagogue, a rolling stone that would gather
+no moss.</p>
+
+<p>After trying in vain to soften the father, and next to obtain a private
+interview with the weeping Nelly, in order to drag from her a promise
+to stand by her lover, against her father and the whole world, Webster
+took refuge in a Friarton gin-palace, and continued there so long as
+to do still more deadly injury <span class="pagenum" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</span>to his cause. He was seen towards
+nightfall, in Friarton streets, drunk and disorderly, a long step for a
+tradesman who has hitherto been decorous in his cups, and who has not
+‘gone on the spree’ like any shameless reprobate.</p>
+
+<p>Another day intervened, during which Webster went here and there,
+unable, in spite of his boasted powers, to secure a second engagement
+in Friarton or its neighbourhood. Instead of getting rid of the fumes
+of rage and drink, he contracted still denser fumes of a similar
+description. As ill luck would have it, on the evening of the second
+day, when the man, always headstrong and violent, and now half-beside
+himself with disappointment, mortification, and Dutch courage, was on
+his way to the village at which Jim Hull’s nephew still kept together
+his country connection, Webster’s path took him past Friarton Mill, and
+at some hundred yards’ distance from the house, he <span class="pagenum" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</span>encountered his
+late master, taking a stroll in the autumn dusk, with his hands in his
+pockets and his pipe in his mouth.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver was about to pass by his discarded baker with a brief ‘Good
+evening,’ when Webster brushed up against him, and delivered himself of
+a sneering, stammering proposal: ‘Let us have a little of your company,
+Mister Constable—take a walk together—not out of the way when you
+don’t object to fill my place in the bakehouse.’</p>
+
+<p>Oliver saw the state the man was in, and sought to be quit of him
+without an unpleasant scene. ‘No; the arrangement would be rather
+different,’ he said coolly; ‘but I have no mind to discuss it. Get out
+of my road, man, or it will be the worse for you.’</p>
+
+<p>The last sentence was provoked by Webster’s stumbling right across
+Oliver’s path, and standing unsteadily barring his farther progress.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</span></p>
+
+<p>‘So, Mister Constable, it was enough to meddle with my baking, and
+bully, and make short work of me, though you have not a word to say to
+me for the wrong done me—not a word as from man to man, when we meet
+like equals. Anyhow, the meeting-place is on a road as is free to both
+of us, and under the dark night which is going to come down, and cover
+both of us—and what one of us may choose to do to settle the question
+between us,’ said Webster incoherently and grandiloquently.</p>
+
+<p>‘What should I have to say to you?’ demanded Oliver. ‘You broke faith
+as a servant, you were not in the bakehouse when it was your duty to me
+and the other men that you should be there. I simply did my duty as a
+master in turning you adrift, not without repeated notice beforehand of
+what must happen.’</p>
+
+<p>Webster was not open to reason. He was brutal with unrestrained passion
+and distraught <span class="pagenum" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</span>with strong drink. He shouted the lie direct to Oliver,
+following the accusation of falsehood with a fierce curse and a furious
+blow.</p>
+
+<p>Such things happen still, occasionally, in England, in spite of
+civilisation, propriety, and the rural police.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver could have best parried the blow by a counter-blow, which,
+directed by a strong, steady, not untrained hand, would have laid the
+reeling assailant at the assailed man’s feet. But he had an objection
+to this aggressive mode of self-defence in which he was certain to come
+off conqueror, and in trying merely to parry the violent lunge made at
+him, Oliver entangled his long legs with those of his enemy, swerved,
+swayed, and fell, somewhat ignominiously, to the ground.</p>
+
+<p>Webster, notwithstanding his half-furious, half-dazed malice, was still
+so much the creature of order, and of a peaceful if bragging past, as
+to take no advantage of Oliver’s lying <span class="pagenum" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</span>prone at the man’s feet and at
+his mercy for one decisive minute—the next, Webster uttered a crow of
+triumph, administered a not unnatural, but most unchivalrous kick to
+the shins of the antagonist struggling on his feet again, and meandered
+away in the gathering darkness.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver stood wincing with pain, pulling himself together, and
+not believing his senses till he was forced to laugh at his own
+incredulity. He might have given chase to the fellow in the heat of the
+fray, since Oliver imagined any damage which he had received would have
+yielded, for the moment, to the fighting cock in him, while it ought
+to have been about matched by the enemy which Webster had put into his
+mouth, to steal away his brains and the right use of his legs.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver could, with still greater ease, have called aloud, and reckoned
+with security on his call being heard as far as Ned Green’s and the
+other millers’ cottages, bringing him instant <span class="pagenum" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</span>assistance, which Oliver
+did not believe would have been withheld because of the disaffection
+common both to the mill and the bakehouse. Webster’s outrage had
+been too gross and included the chance of turning the tables, and
+effectually scaring many of the conspirators.</p>
+
+<p>As it was, Oliver did neither. He laughed again, a little
+constrainedly, for that kick on his shins, though he had been
+accustomed to be mauled at football, and though this was almost a
+playful kick administered in the delirious inconstancy of Webster’s
+mind, had done its work with considerable effect.</p>
+
+<p>After his short laugh Oliver began to reflect. ‘I must have hurt the
+rascal on some tender spot to reduce him to such excess of drink and
+madness in a couple of days. I gave credit to his pretensions and to
+Jim Hull’s dogmatic assurance that Webster would find another master
+sooner than I should another servant. Well, there’s nothing to be done
+at this time of <span class="pagenum" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</span>the day. It is utterly impossible now for him to make
+submission and agree to my terms, or for me to reinstate him in the
+bakehouse, but we may be no more than quits, although he should have
+contrived to crack my ankle-bone. How shall I manage to hop home,
+though Fan accuses me of a propensity to stand on one leg? And what am
+I to say to Fan and the world at large? A fall? It was a fall, but a
+jolly rum fall to produce such consequences.’</p>
+
+<p>Yet Oliver had no further account to give of the accident, whether it
+were pride or magnanimity, or a mixture of both, which kept him silent.
+He would not condescend to a more particular explanation, though it was
+discovered in time that some of the smaller bones of his ankle had been
+fractured, and that because the injury had not been properly attended
+to at first—on account of his having choked down his suffering, and
+slurred over the amount of damage he had received—there <span class="pagenum" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</span>followed a
+protracted and painful imprisonment to the mill-house. And Oliver came
+out of it, and the accompanying illness, even though he had allowed a
+pair of learned physicians to be summoned to his aid, limping slightly
+for life on one ankle—if not on one knee like Horatius Coccles, as the
+culminating touch to his awkwardness.</p>
+
+<p>The accident and its result, when the latter came to be fully known,
+excited some stir and talk in Friarton. Of course no ordinary fall
+on a level country road as smooth as a bowling-green, to a man in
+full possession of his wits and limbs, could have occasioned such a
+disaster. The marvel was, how Oliver Constable had fallen at all on
+the familiar and sure ground even in the uncertain light of gathering
+night, people commented with raised eyebrows. But doubtless it was
+his best policy to vouchsafe no details of this unaccountable fall.
+There could be hardly any question that it had occurred in <span class="pagenum" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</span>some
+discreditable scuffle or brawl with low companions. The speakers
+recalled the moonlight frolics of the young tradesmen, the time out
+of mind removal of lamps from honoured doors, the letting loose of a
+pig or two from their styes, with the wild attempt at inaugurating a
+boar-hunt in the streets of Friarton. Oliver Constable had been known
+to be present at these disgraceful performances, though he might have
+been charitably supposed beyond taking an active part in the idiotic
+riotous amusements. But innate low tastes, possibly a secret, wretched,
+craving for what was generally the stimulant to such uproarious
+behaviour, had certainly prevailed over the superficial refinement
+wrought by education.</p>
+
+<p>Oliver Constable was likely to prove a dangerous tempter and corrupter
+in place of a fine model for his class to follow, and a bracing
+encouragement by way of example to the young men of the lower middle
+rank. He was a <span class="pagenum" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</span>proper fellow to mask his self-indulgence and license
+under the guise of philanthropy and unworldliness, to pose as a
+reformer! Here was a crying instance of a wolf in sheep’s clothing!</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Hilliard repeated the essence of the scandal to her cousin
+Catherine over their afternoon tea. Oliver Constable was coming out in
+the colours which might, perhaps, have been detected from the first,
+through the daubing done over them, by a man of the world. The accident
+which had fixed a permanent shamble on his gait, was said to have
+happened in a shocking drunken row.</p>
+
+<p>It was symptomatic that there had been some time ago a split among the
+chapel people, with which Oliver Constable was mixed up. In general
+these splits were tokens of a disease peculiar to dissenting bodies, in
+which nobody outside dreamt of taking any interest. For that matter,
+nobody was likely to hear of the divisions unless from servants and
+tradespeople. <span class="pagenum" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</span>But for Oliver Constable, who ought to have been the
+chief pillar of the chapel, to be in bad odour with the members was too
+ominous to be passed over. Here was the end of foolish aspirations,
+of eccentricity, and not doing at Rome as the Romans did, but aiming
+at being hero or saint or a mixture of both. So Apollo and Caliban by
+turns had merged into Vulcan, who had been stealing very vulgar and
+unhallowed fire indeed when he met his fit punishment. Mrs. Hilliard
+was sorry for Fan—yes, she could spare sincere pity for Fan Constable
+at last.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Hilliard told her tale with a curious mixture of regret
+and annoyance—since she had chosen to count kindred with the
+Constables—and of lurking satisfaction, because what she had said
+of Oliver’s high faluting, what she had prophesied as sure to follow
+transcendental ambition, had been borne out. She had called Oliver half
+Apollo half Caliban, she herself was <span class="pagenum" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</span>half a good-natured woman, half a
+mocking-cynic.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Hilliard was stopped by Catherine. The cold statue became
+strangely warm, and instinct with life and emotion—red hot, actually
+gasping for breath in her indignation. ‘I wonder at you, Louisa,’
+panted Catherine, ‘to listen to such wicked slander, to give
+credence to it for a moment, to put yourself on an equality with its
+fabricators, helping in its circulation. Oliver Constable is a good
+man, true as steel, pure as honesty itself, kind as a brother, though
+he may waste his fine qualities. I will pledge myself for his perfect
+innocence of anything so despicable and loathsome as hypocrisy—even if
+he were weak enough to be vicious and not as he is, too strong in his
+virtue to care for appearances.’</p>
+
+<p>‘He does not lack an enthusiastic champion,’ observed Mrs. Hilliard,
+letting the corners of her mouth droop. ‘Take care, my dear, you are
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</span>not infallible in your convictions any more than the gentleman is
+in his conduct. The passion for being <i>outré</i> seems infectious.
+Ah! blessed are they who expect nothing, for they shall not be
+disappointed. I have not been so wise as to be without expectation,
+though I have had my misgivings. Now I must confess, in spite of your
+looking daggers at me, I am disappointed in Oliver Constable. The
+sequel threatens to exceed so tremendously what I bargained for. I
+only anticipated a ludicrous collapse; I did not go in for a dismal
+wreck—at which I shall not be able to laugh, therefore you need not
+be angry with me,’ complained Mrs. Hilliard with a half-comical air of
+injury.</p>
+
+<p>But Catherine was angry, in season and out of season, with the wrong
+as well as the right person. For how did this staunch champion treat
+Oliver the next time she met him, limping slowly down Friarton High
+Street? She passed him quickly with the slightest and coldest bow <span class="pagenum" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</span>that
+any of his defamers had yet administered to him. Mrs. Hilliard could no
+more have bowed in that fashion than she could have taken up a stone
+and thrown it at the culprit. It was the next thing to a cut direct,
+and it did cut Oliver to the heart, with the lively impression that
+Catherine Hilliard had listened to and believed the worst of the idle,
+senseless, shameful lies told of him.</p>
+
+<p>As for Catherine, she was saying to herself in a fever of perverse,
+reproachful wrath and mortification. ‘What right had he who was so
+manly, courageous and steadfast to cast his pearls before swine till
+they turned and rent him: to spend himself in a manner and for a cause
+unworthy of the gift: to act so recklessly that he could be thus
+monstrously misjudged and maligned?’</p>
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+ Transcriber Notes
+ </h2>
+
+<table>
+ <tr>
+ <td></td>
+ <td>The following are corrections to the original text.</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>p12</td>
+ <td><a href="#cor1">“to” added to (to her, he had).</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>p45</td>
+ <td><a href="#cor2">“unkown” changed to (an unknown specimen).</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>p52</td>
+ <td><a href="#cor3">period added to (something in my line.)</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>p53</td>
+ <td><a href="#cor4">“luciters” changed to (invented before lucifers.)</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>p62</td>
+ <td><a href="#cor5">“quarterspast” changed to (till three quarters past).</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>p73</td>
+ <td><a href="#cor7">“hinfluenzas” changed to (with her colds and influenzas).</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>p107</td>
+ <td><a href="#cor8">closing quote added to (whatever is necessary.’)</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>p138</td>
+ <td><a href="#cor9">comma added to (who was no reformer,)</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>p148</td>
+ <td><a href="#cor10">“taat” changed to (Agne—that her).</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>p168</td>
+ <td><a href="#cor11">“tat” changed to (this instance—that).</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>p171</td>
+ <td><a href="#cor12">“Freemantle” changed to (Mr. Fremantle was content).</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>p182</td>
+ <td><a href="#cor13">closing quote removed from (cousin. That would try).</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>p213</td>
+ <td><a href="#cor14">“suceeed” changed to (succeed in bringing him).</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>p248</td>
+ <td><a href="#cor15">closing quote added to (will be a Nonconformist.’)</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>p263</td>
+ <td><a href="#cor16">period added to (to his individual light.)</a></td>
+ </tr>
+</table>
+</div>
+
+<div style='text-align:center'>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78315 ***</div>
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