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New original cover art included with this eBook is granted to the public domain.<br> +2. Certain typographic errors & hyphenation inconsistencies were silently corrected.</p> +</div> + +<figure class="figcenter illowp54" id="cover" style="max-width: 39.375em;"> + <img class="w100" src="images/cover.jpg" alt=""> +</figure> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_i">[Pg i]</span></p> + +<h1>TRICKS OF THE TRADE</h1> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_ii">[Pg ii]</span></p> + + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="WORKS_BY_J_C_SQUIRE"><i>WORKS BY J. C. SQUIRE</i></h2> +</div> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent11">THE GOLD TREE</div> +<div class="verse indent11">TWELVE POEMS</div> +<div class="verse indent11">THE THREE HILLS</div> +<div class="verse indent13">And Other Poems</div> +<div class="verse indent11">THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST</div> +<div class="verse indent13">And Other Poems</div> +<div class="verse indent11">IMAGINARY SPEECHES</div> +<div class="verse indent11">STEPS TO PARNASSUS</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent11">THE COLLECTED POEMS OF</div> +<div class="verse indent12">JAMES ELROY FLECKER</div> +<div class="verse indent13">(Edited with an Introduction)</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_iii">[Pg iii]</span></p> +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> + +<h2>TRICKS OF THE<br> +TRADE</h2><br> + +<p class="center"> +BY<br> +<br> +J. C. SQUIRE<br> +<br> + +LONDON<br> +MARTIN SECKER<br> +NUMBER FIVE JOHN STREET<br> +ADELPHI +</p> +</div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_v">[Pg v]</span></p> + + +<div class="chapter"> +<p class="center"> +TO ROBERT LYND<br> +<br> +THESE FINAL ESSAYS IN A NOT<br> +WHOLLY ADMIRABLE ART<br> +</p> +</div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_vii">[Pg vii]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="CONTENTS">CONTENTS</h2> +</div> + +<table data-summary="contents"> +<tbody> + +<tr> +<td class="center" colspan="3"><a href="#HOW_THEY_DO_IT">HOW THEY DO IT</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl" colspan="2"></td> +<td class="tdr">Page</td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">1.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">Mr. H. Belloc, I</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_3">3</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl"></td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">Mr. H. Belloc, II</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_5">5</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">2.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">Mr. W. H. Davies, I</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_10">10</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl"></td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">Mr. W. H. Davies, II</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_11">11</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">3.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">Sir H. Newbolt</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_12">12</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">4.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">Mr. John Masefield</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_14">14</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">5.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">Mr. G. K. Chesterton</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_26">26</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr><td class="tdl">6.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">Canon H. D. Rawnsley</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_27">27</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">7.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">Numerous Celts</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_28">28</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">8.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">The Writers of Folk-Songs</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_30">30</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">9.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">Mr. H. G. Wells</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_32">32</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">10.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">Mr. G. Bernard Shaw</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_39">39</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="center" colspan="3"><a href="#HOW_THEY_WOULD_HAVE_DONE_IT"><span class="smcap"> +HOW THEY WOULD HAVE DONE IT</span></a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">1.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">If Wordsworth had written “The Everlasting Mercy”</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_49">49</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">2.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">If Swinburne had written “The Lay of Horatius”</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_51">51</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">3.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">If Mr. Masefield had written “Casabianca”</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_53">53</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">4.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">If almost any Elizabethan had written “She dwelt among the Untrodden Ways”</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_57">57</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">5.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">If Pope had written “Break, Break, Break”</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_59">59</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">6.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">If Gray had written “Spoon River Anthology”</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_61">61</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">7.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">If a very New Poet had written “The Lotus-Eaters”</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_65">65</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">8.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">If Henry James had written the Church Catechism</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_68">68</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">9.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">If Lord Byron had written “The Passing of Arthur”</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_71">71</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr> +<td class="tdl">10.</td> +<td class="tdc"><span class="smcap">If Sir Rabindranath Tagore had written “Little Drops of Water”</span></td> +<td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_78">78</a></td> +</tr> + +<tr><td class="center" colspan="3"><a href="#FOOTNOTES">FOOTNOTES</a></td></tr> + +</tbody> +</table> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</span></p> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="HOW_THEY_DO_IT">HOW THEY DO IT </h2> +</div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_1_MR_H_BELLOC">No. 1. MR. H. BELLOC</h2> +</div> + +<p class="center xlarge">I</p> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">At Martinmas, when I was born,</div> +<div class="verse indent2"><i>Hey diddle, Ho diddle, Do</i>,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">There came a cow with a crumpled horn,</div> +<div class="verse indent2"><i>Hey diddle, Ho diddle, Do</i>.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">She stood agape and said, “My dear,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">You’re a very fine child for this time of year,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And I think you’ll have a taste in beer,”</div> +<div class="verse indent2"><i>Hey diddle, Ho diddle, Ho, do, do, do,</i></div> +<div class="verse indent2"><i>Hey diddle, Ho diddle, Do</i>.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">A taste in beer I’ve certainly got,</div> +<div class="verse indent2"><i>Hey diddle, Ho diddle, Do</i>,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">A very fine taste that the Jews have not,</div> +<div class="verse indent2"><i>Hey diddle, Ho diddle, Do</i>.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And though I travel on the hills of Spain,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And Val-Pont-Côte and Belle Fontaine,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">With lusty lungs I shall still maintain</div> +<div class="verse indent2"><i>Hey diddle, Ho diddle, Ho, do, do, do,</i></div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</span> +<div class="verse indent2"><i>Hey diddle, Ho diddle, Do</i>.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">So Sussex men, wherever you be,</div> +<div class="verse indent2"><i>Hey diddle, Ho diddle, Do</i>,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I pray you sing this song with me,</div> +<div class="verse indent2"><i>Hey diddle, Ho diddle, Do</i>;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">That of all the shires she is the queen,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And they sell at the “Chequers” at Chanctonbury Green</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The very best beer that ever was seen.</div> +<div class="verse indent2"><i>Hey Dominus, Domine, Dominum, Domini, Domino, Domino.</i></div> +</div> + +</div></div> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</span></p> + +<p class="center xlarge">II</p> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Lord Globule was a backward lad,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Round leaden eyes Lord Globule had,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And shambling legs and shoulders stooped,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And lower lip that dripped and drooped.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">At ten years old he could not get</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The hang of half the alphabet;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">At twelve he learnt to read his name,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">At seventeen to write the same,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">At twenty-one, his boyhood done,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">He reached the age of twenty-one,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Which was sufficient reason why</div> +<div class="verse indent1">His father’s sturdy tenantry</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Should gather in a large white tent,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Engulf some tons of nutriment,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And, freely primed with free potations,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Emit profuse congratulations.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Sweet twenty-one! O magic age!</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The opulent youth surveys the stage</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Where soon he’ll walk ’mid loud applause.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">He only hesitates because</div> +<div class="verse indent1">His family all have different views</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Which rôle, which entrance he should choose.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Lord Globule’s father thought him made</div> +<div class="verse indent1">To dominate the world of Trade;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“Finance, finance is more his line,”</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">Exclaimed his Uncle Rubinstein;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“Oh, no,” Aunt Araminta cried,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“Diplomacy should first be tried”;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">But in the end with one accord</div> +<div class="verse indent1">They thought the chances of a hoard</div> +<div class="verse indent1">That British politics afford</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Would suit Lord Globule’s pocket best.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">They all employed their interest</div> +<div class="verse indent1">With Uncle Tom, and Moses Kant,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And Strauss, who married Globule’s aunt,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And Johnny Burke and Stoke and Shere,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And the old Duke and Humphrey Bere;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">So that in January next year</div> +<div class="verse indent1">A vacancy in Hertfordshire</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Offered itself, and Globule’s parts</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Enraptured the electors’ hearts.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">The next five Sessions saw him slip</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Through Private Secretaryship,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Under-Secretaryship,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Financial Secretaryship,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">To Secretaryship of State,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">With absolute power to regulate</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The rural and the urban rate</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Of birth among the pauper classes,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">His duty ’twas to scan the masses</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And carefully eliminate</div> +<div class="verse indent1">What seemed to him degenerate,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">To say what kinds they’d mutilate</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And which ones merely isolate</div> +<div class="verse indent1">In “homes from home” where they should be</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">Looked after tender-heartedly</div> +<div class="verse indent1">By men selected by a Board</div> +<div class="verse indent1">(No fewer than twenty to each ward).</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">A heavy task, as you’ll agree,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For which they paid him liberally.</div> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Globule the office still would grace,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And still would draw the emolument,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Had not a wretched accident</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Unfortunately taken place.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">His chief subordinate being away</div> +<div class="verse indent1">(The man who wrote Lord Globule’s speeches),</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Lord Globule took a holiday,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Going by train to Burnham Beeches,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">A secretary, tall and prim,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">As usual, escorting him.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">This tall young gentleman, when taxed</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Later, denied he had relaxed</div> +<div class="verse indent1">His customary watchfulness;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">But be that as it may, ’tis certain</div> +<div class="verse indent1">That late that night at Shoeburyness</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Lord Globule was discovered bare</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Of all except a muslin curtain</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And some few feathers in his hair</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And that the constable, when he</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Was quite unable to explain</div> +<div class="verse indent1">His actions or identity,</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">Concluded that he was insane.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Next day before the magistrate</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The poor young pillar of the State</div> +<div class="verse indent1">(His curtain bore no laundry marks!)</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Was still quite unidentified,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And, catechized once more, replied</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Only with sundry mews and barks.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And ultimately (to cut short</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The day’s proceedings in the court)</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Two doctors and the police advised</div> +<div class="verse indent1">That Globule should be sterilized</div> +<div class="verse indent1">(A thing I need not further mention),</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And sent to permanent detention.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">For days the public did not hear</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Of Globule’s disappearance; near</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And far, inquiries set on foot</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Quite privately, produced no fruit,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Until at last the rumour spread</div> +<div class="verse indent1">(Not in the papers) and some one said</div> +<div class="verse indent1">That such a man in such a dress</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Had been detained at Shoeburyness.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">His relatives pursued the clue;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Alas, alas, the thing was true,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">’Twas poor young Globule....</div> +<div class="verse indent18">But the worst</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Was this: that when they’d brought him out</div> +<div class="verse indent1">They found the thing had got about</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Among the unenlightened mob,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Which stultified beyond all doubt</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The hopes they’d entertained at first</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">That Globule might preserve his job.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Fate was too strong; they had to bow;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Globule at home had been a failure;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And they could only give him now</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The Governorship of South Australia.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_2_MR_W_H_DAVIES">No. 2. MR. W. H. DAVIES</h2> +</div> + +<p class="center xlarge">I</p> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">I’m sure that you would never guess</div> +<div class="verse indent2">The tales I hear from birds and flowers,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Without them sure ’twould be a mess</div> +<div class="verse indent2">I’d make of all the summer hours;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">But these fair things they make for me</div> +<div class="verse indent1">A lovely life of joy and glee.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">I saw some sheep upon some grass,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">The sheep were fat, the grass was green,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The sheep were white as clouds that pass,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And greener grass was never seen;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I thought, “Oh, how my bliss is deep,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">With such green grass and such fat sheep!”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">And as I watch bees in a hive,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Or gentle cows that rub ’gainst trees,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I do not envy men who live,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">No fields, no books upon their knees.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I’d rather lie beneath small stars</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Than with rough men who drink in bars.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</span></p> + +<p class="center xlarge">II</p> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent6">A poor old man</div> +<div class="verse indent8">Who has no bread,</div> +<div class="verse indent6">He nothing can</div> +<div class="verse indent8">To get a bed.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent6">He has a cough,</div> +<div class="verse indent8">Bad boots he has;</div> +<div class="verse indent6">He takes them off</div> +<div class="verse indent8">Upon the grass.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent6">He does not eat</div> +<div class="verse indent8">In cosy inns</div> +<div class="verse indent6">But keeps his meat</div> +<div class="verse indent8">In salmon tins.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent6">No oven hot,</div> +<div class="verse indent8">No frying-pan;</div> +<div class="verse indent6">Thank God I’m not</div> +<div class="verse indent8">That poor old man.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_3_SIR_HENRY_NEWBOLT">No. 3. SIR HENRY NEWBOLT</h2> +</div> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">It was eight bells in the forenoon and hammocks running sleek</div> +<div class="verse indent2">(<i>It’s a fair sea flowing from the West</i>),</div> +<div class="verse indent1">When the little Commodore came a-sailing up the Creek</div> +<div class="verse indent2">(<i>Heave Ho! I think you’ll know the rest</i>).</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Thunder in the halyards and horses leaping high,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Blake and Drake and Nelson are listenin’ where they lie,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Four and twenty blackbirds a-bakin’ in a pie,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And the <i>Pegasus</i> came waltzing from the West.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Now the little Commodore sat steady on his keel</div> +<div class="verse indent2">(<i>It’s a fair sea flowing from the West</i>),</div> +<div class="verse indent1">A heart as stout as concrete reinforced with steel</div> +<div class="verse indent2">(<i>Heave Ho! I think you’ll know the rest</i>).</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Swinging are the scuppers, hark, the rudder snores,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Plugging at the Frenchmen, downing ’em by scores.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Porto Rico, Vera Cruz, and also the Azores,</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</span> +<div class="verse indent2">And the <i>Pegasus</i> came waltzing from the West.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">So three cheers more for the little Commodore</div> +<div class="verse indent2">(<i>It’s a fair sea flowing from the West</i>).</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I tell you so again as I’ve told you so before</div> +<div class="verse indent2">(<i>Heigh Ho! I think you know the rest</i>).</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Aged is the Motherland, old but she is young</div> +<div class="verse indent1">(Easy with the tackle there—don’t release the bung),</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And I sang a song like all the songs that I have ever sung</div> +<div class="verse indent2">When the <i>Pegasus</i> came sailing from the West.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_4_MR_JOHN_MASEFIELD">No. 4. MR. JOHN MASEFIELD</h2> +</div> + +<p class="center xlarge">THE POET IN THE BACK STREETS</p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p>[<span class="smcap">Author’s Note.</span>—The following poem has been considerably +compressed owing to the exigencies of space, which must sometimes be +respected. But enough at least has been printed to indicate that it +is a production of the School of Real Human Emotion that is leading +a return to Life and Religion and Natural Action and away from the +refined æstheticisms of so many of our modern poets.]</p> +</div> + +<p class="center xlarge">I</p> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Down Lupus Street there is a little pub,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And there there worked a little bright-haired maiden,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Mornings the furniture she had to scrub,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Evenings she’d walk about with pewters laden;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">But still she sang as did the birds in Eden:</div> +<div class="verse indent1">In fact you would have said that there was no</div> +<div class="verse indent1">More cheerful barmaid in all Pimlico.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">She had eleven brothers and a sister,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">A mother who had rheumatism bad,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And when she left o’ mornings how they missed her,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And when she stayed o’ Sundays weren’t they glad;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">No other help or maintenance they had,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">So that their mother often said, “God pink ’em,</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">Lucky for them Flo makes a decent income.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“If ’t wasn’t for Flo’s fifteen bob a week,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Me and them brats would not know where to turn,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For some of ’em ain’t old enough to speak,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And none of ’em ain’t old enough to earn,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And as for ’er bright merry japes, why, durn</div> +<div class="verse indent1">My bleedin’ eyes, if we’d no Flo to quirk us,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I’m sure we’d soon be droopin’ in the workus.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“It’s only Flo’s ’igh spirits keeps me goin’,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">The way she sings ‘My Pansy,’ it’s a treat,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And also ‘All a-blowin’ and a-growin’,’</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Our Flo is fair top-’ole, she can’t be beat.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">So give three cheers for Flo, it’s time to eat;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Mary, you just run out and fetch some jam,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And Bill, take down the pickles and the ham.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">So the years passed, so Florence earned the money,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And all the throng were happy as could be,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">No air could blench or stain her cheeks so bonny,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">No labour weigh upon her heart so free,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">She was, in short, as chirpy as could be;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Until at last came Fate in Fate’s own time,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And ravelled her in the dark nets of crime.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Crime is the foulest blot on our escutcheon,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Crime draws mankind as the moon draws the tides,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Crime is a thing I’m rather prone to touch on,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Crime is a clanking chain that grins and grides,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">A lure, a snare, and other things besides;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">If crime should cease, I should not then be able</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">To furnish Austin with my monthly fable.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">One foggy night it happened there were drinking</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Within the bar a crowd of all the boys,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">’Erb Gupps and Nixey Snell and Snouty Jinkin,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And Noakes with several friends from Theydon Bois</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Visiting Pimlico; they made a noise</div> +<div class="verse indent1">With call for booze and anecdote and curse,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And as the night wore on the row got worse.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“Wot sher,” “Wot ho,” “I don’t fink,” “Blast yer eyes,”</div> +<div class="verse indent2">“That was a good ’un,” “Cheese it,” “’Arf a mo,”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“Ten pints of ’arf an’ ’arf,” “There ain’t no flies</div> +<div class="verse indent1">On Nixey,” “Your’re a —— welsher, Joe,”</div> +<div class="verse indent2">“A quartern more, miss,” “—— lie,” and so</div> +<div class="verse indent1">They kept it up with rapid thrust and answer,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">In phrases neatly measured for a stanza.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Even when they yelled and fought, Flo did not mind,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">She did not mind, for she was used to this,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Even when to sottish amorousness inclined</div> +<div class="verse indent2">They called her “Floss,” or “Flo,” instead of “Miss”;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">But when at last drunk Snouty snatched a kiss,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">She felt her cheek flame with a flaming flame,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">She felt her heart scorch with a hell of shame.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">All the air howls when storms scourge the Atlantic,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">All the wide forest shakes when falls the boar,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">A wounded whale is often very frantic,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And jealous lions have been known to roar</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Almost as loud as breakers on the shore;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">But all these are tranquillity and rest</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">Compared with what went on in Florrie’s breast.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Red in her soul shame set its blazing seal,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Black in her heart strong hate swirled round in torrents,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Blue in her eyes the lightning shone like steel,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">White on her lips rage mingled with abhorrence;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Against a barrel’s back leaned Barmaid Florence,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Watching with grinding teeth and eyeballs rolling,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Drunk Snouty who was belching forth “Tom Bowling.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">There while the boozers rocked in song obscene,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">She stood like a tall statue marble-still,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And first she moaned, “I am smirched, I am no more clean,”</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And then she rasped, “By God, but I will kill</div> +<div class="verse indent2">That lousy stinkard, yes, by God I will.”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Fate flung the dice of Doom, her buckler buckled;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Life shrank, grew pale; Death rubbed his chin and chuckled.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">So it draws on to closing-time; men go</div> +<div class="verse indent2">By twos and threes; Flo washes pots and glasses,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Ranging them on the shelves in their degrees,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Wipes the wet counter dry, turns down the gasses;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And, locking up the doors, the portal passes,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Grasping with fervour of a frenzied bigot</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Inside her muff a mallet and a spigot.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">There Snouty was, fumbling his way along</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Towards the bridge, blind-tight, alone and grunting,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And as he lurched he sang a maudlin song,</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</span> +<div class="verse indent2">A foolish song beginning, “Baby Bunting,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">For rabbit-skins your father’s gone a-hunting,”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And as Flo heard the melody undroughty,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">She whispered, “Cripes, <i>I’ll</i> bunt you, Mr. Snouty!”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">So they went on, he foremost, she behind,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Until they got to the Embankment wall;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">He leant against it; swifter than the wind</div> +<div class="verse indent2">She smashed her wedge into his head, and all</div> +<div class="verse indent2">His brains spattered the stones in pieces small.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“My kiss,” she hissed; then with a sudden shiver</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Fled, tipping tools and Snouty in the river.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">And like a fleet slim panther she did fly</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Through the webbed streets of silent Pimlico,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Faithful the white stars glimmered in the sky,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Over the Lambeth bank the moon hung low,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">A great round golden moon as white as snow.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Death cursed; Life smiled and murmured, “She will live,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The police will fail to track the fugitive.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">And the high stars looked down and saw her enter</div> +<div class="verse indent2">The doorway of her home in the dark street,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Happy to think the cops would never scent her,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Proud for the godlike swiftness of her feet.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Cheek to her pillow cried she: “Yes, ’twas sweet.”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">But God behind God’s curtain cogitated</div> +<div class="verse indent1">About another end, and all things waited.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</span></p> + +<p class="center xlarge">II</p> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Six months rolled by; Flo earned her wonted wages,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">The family consumed its usual food.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Had nothing changed I’d not have penned these pages;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">But evil generally brings forth good;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Briefly I’d have it to be understood</div> +<div class="verse indent1">One day a pavement-preacher’s casual sentence</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Hurled Flo into abysses of repentance.</div> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">So the sky fell; there came a hand of fire</div> +<div class="verse indent2">That seared her soul with consciousness of sin,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Her soul was all one yearning of desire</div> +<div class="verse indent2">For God; she felt like jumping from her skin;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Like hell in a through-draught she burnt within.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“Mother,” she said, “here is my this week’s sub.,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I cannot go on working at the pub.”</div> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">The mother swooned; the children joined in prayer</div> +<div class="verse indent2">That Flo should not decide in such a fast time;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">But the fierce heavens cried beer was a snare</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And skittles was a most immoral pastime;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">So that that evening for the very last time</div> +<div class="verse indent1">She washed the pots and locked the “Fountain” door,</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">As she had done so many nights before.</div> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Next day she went out early without warning</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Down the wan street; and later in the day,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">That is to say well on into the morning,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">She sent a District Messenger to say</div> +<div class="verse indent2">That she had definitely gone away</div> +<div class="verse indent1">To join the Battersea Salvation Army.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“Swipe me,” her mother moaned, “the gal’s gone barmy.”</div> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Barmy or not, she certainly had gone.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">In her low attic poor old mother wep,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“She kep the home up, little Florence done,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">We was so happy in the home she kep;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">’Twas mean of her to hook it while we slep;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I’ll larn her yet to take me by surprise,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I’ll do her in, —— ’er —— eyes!”</div> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">But Flo was meanwhile getting fur and furder.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Safe in the barracks in the Bilsey Road,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Aching to make atonement for her murder,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">She said she wished to take up her abode</div> +<div class="verse indent2">There permanently; stabbed by her inner goad,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">She very quickly rose to the direction</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Of her new comrades’ Social Effort Section.</div> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">She visited the mothers in the slums,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And daily rescued suicidal wretches,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">She helped the young with their addition sums,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And washed the infants’ clothes and mended breeches;</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</span> +<div class="verse indent2">And when she broke a plate or dropped some stitches,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">None ever heard a hasty word from Flo,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The most she ever said was, “Here’s a go!”</div> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Work or no work, her heart was always merry,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Heaven had washed her heart and cleansed her eyes,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Adjutant Flo, the Barmaid Missionary,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Was the adored of every sex and size,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">They said that she had strayed from Paradise,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And every week her saintly reputation</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Led many sinning souls to seek salvation.</div> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Death laughed; Life winced; for in the neighbouring borough</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Old mother dwelt and bided her own hour,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Whetting a carving-knife with motions thorough,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Practising stabs of accuracy and power.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">The scythe must fall, and then must fall the flower,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The day must die and then must sink the sun,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And all things end that ever have begun.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</span></p> + +<p class="center xlarge">III</p> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">All the crowds crowd in Battersea’s Green Park;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">The deer are fed, the ducks quack on the water;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">On the trim paths the Sabbath-resting clerk</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Walks slowly with his wife and son and daughter,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Or seeks the grass where orators breathe slaughter,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Some singing hymns to variegate their turns,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Or waving flags with portraits of John Burns.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Middle the plot there brays a brazen band,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Peaked caps, red jerseys, other things of blue;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And when they cease behold a figure stand,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">A bright-haired wench who wears those garments too.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">She preaches truth as few but she can do</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Concerning drink and cigarettes and betting,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">So that the mob must listen though they’re sweating.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“S’welp me, it’s hot.” “Yes, s’welp me, so it is.”</div> +<div class="verse indent2">“Ain’t it a shame the pubs ain’t open Sundays,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Just as they be Tuesdays and Wednesdays, Liz,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Mondays,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">To close the —— up on just this one day’s</div> +<div class="verse indent1">’Bout the worst thing the —— law has done.”</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">“Yus, so it is.” “Gorblimey, wot a sun!”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">But though the high sun spilled a raging heat,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">They could not go, they had to stay and hear,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">So tense her accents were, her voice so sweet.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">“Crikey,” says Bill, “she’s a ’ard egg, no fear.”</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Says Sam, “By Gosh, I’ll drop the —— beer.”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“You won’t.” “I will.” “You won’t.” “What will you bet?”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“A ... no, by gum,’ere comes a Suffragette!”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">It was a Suffragette with purple banner,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Handbell and bag of many-coloured bills,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">At once in her inimitable manner</div> +<div class="verse indent2">She draws the crowd; the space around her fills,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">While Flo’s grows empty; soon her pitch is still’s</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The solitudes of the Antarctic Ocean,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For even the band had shared the crowd’s emotion.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Not a man trod her corner of the Park,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">A quarter-mile around the place was void,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Only her voice to one lost mongrel’s bark</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Rang on, and still, as with sound texts she toyed,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">She did not seem the slightest bit annoyed.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">But Life shrank low, and greedy Death did dance,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For here at last had come old mother’s chance!</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Old mother had been hiding ’hind a tree,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Old mother who had sworn the end of Flo,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Weapon in hand she stole up stealthily</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Towards the daughter who had grieved her so.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">“Aha!” she cried, “you little bitch, Ho, ho,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I’ll pay you out now for your vile desertion ...”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">In Flo’s plain blouse she made a neat insertion!</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</span></p> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Flo fell, she fell, did Barmaid Flo, she fell;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">The carving-knife was sticking in her back,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And as she fell she cried out, “Well, well, well,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">What is the motive of this base attack?”</div> +<div class="verse indent2">But her old mother shrieked aloud, “Alack,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">This was my child, this was my little child,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">O, I must cover her with blossoms wild.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">So sought she underneath the elms and oaks,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Garlic and dandelions, peonies</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And cabbage-wort and sprole and old-man’s-mokes,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And lillikens and dinks and bitter-ease,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And mortmains that the hind in autumn sees</div> +<div class="verse indent1">In places where the mist lies on the hay</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And all the land is frozen with the May.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">And with her arms full, poor old mother staggered</div> +<div class="verse indent2">To her poor child there dead upon the grass,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“My little Flo,” she whimpered, “I’ll be jaggered</div> +<div class="verse indent2">I don’t know how it ever come to pass,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">I don’t know how I done it, little lass;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Whyever did I sharp that carvin’ knife</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And let out all my lovely darlin’s life?”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“She wor a merry grig, wor little Flo,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">She kep the family goin’ nicely, she did,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">There never was a wheeze she didn’t know,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">She always pinched us anything we needed;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Cripes, but I cannot tell why I proceeded,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Just ’cos she left the family to starve,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">My pretty Flo’s sweet darlin’ back to carve.”</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</span></p> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">And so she brought the flowers to her dead,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And piled them on her feet and face and breast,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Flo lay there still as down the blossoms shed,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">A heavenly angel lying down to rest,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">A downy bird at evening on its nest,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">A cloud, a moth, a wave, a steamer, or</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Almost any other metaphor.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“Good-bye, my little Flo,” said poor old mother</div> +<div class="verse indent2">“You had your faults, I willingly admit,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Yet I am, taking one thing with another,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Sorry for my rash act more than a bit,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">But still, I do not want to swing for it.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Mum is the word, least said is soonest mended.”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">So mother left the Park, and all was ended.</div> +</div> +</div></div> +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_5_MR_G_K_CHESTERTON">No. 5. MR. G. K. CHESTERTON</h2> +</div> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">When I leapt over Tower Bridge</div> +<div class="verse indent2">There were three that watched below,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">A bald man and a hairy man,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And a man like Ikey Mo.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">When I leapt over London Bridge</div> +<div class="verse indent2">They quailed to see my tears,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">As terrible as a shaken sword</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And many shining spears.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">But when I leapt over Blackfriars</div> +<div class="verse indent2">The pigeons on St. Paul’s</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Grew ghastly white as they saw the sight</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Like an awful sun that falls;</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">And all along from Ludgate</div> +<div class="verse indent2">To the wonder of Charing Cross,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The devil flew through a host of hearts—</div> +<div class="verse indent2">A messenger of loss.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">With a rumour of ghostly things that pass</div> +<div class="verse indent2">With a thunderous pennon of pain,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">To a land where the sky is as red as the grass,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And the sun as green as the rain.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_6_CANON_H_D_RAWNSLEY">No. 6. CANON H. D. RAWNSLEY</h2> +</div> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1"><span class="smcap">Britannia</span> mourns for good grey heads that fall,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Survivors from our great Victoria’s reign;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For they were men; take them for all in all</div> +<div class="verse indent2">We shall not look upon their like again.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_7_NUMEROUS_CELTS">No. 7. NUMEROUS CELTS</h2> +</div> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">There’s a grey wind wails on the clover</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And grey hills, and mist around the hills,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And a far voice sighing a song that is over</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And my grey heart that a strange longing fills.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">A sheen of dead swords that shake upon the wind,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And a harp that sleeps though the wind is blowing</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Over the hills and the seas and the great hills behind,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">The great hills of Kerry, where my heart would be going.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">For I would be in Kerry now where quiet is the grass,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And the birds are crying in the low light,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And over the stone hedges the shadows pass,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And a fiddle weeps at the shadow of the night.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent8">With Pat Doogan</div> +<div class="verse indent8">Father Murphy</div> +<div class="verse indent8">Brown maidens</div> +<div class="verse indent8">King Cuchullain</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</span> +<div class="verse indent8">The Kine</div> +<div class="verse indent8">The Sheep</div> +<div class="verse indent8">Some old women</div> +<div class="verse indent8">Some old men</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And Uncle White Sea-gull and all.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent2">(<i>Chorus</i>) And Uncle White Sea-gull and all.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_8_THE_PEOPLE_WHO_WRITE_IN_SECRET_WHAT_IN_PUBLIC_THEY_ALLEGE_TO_BE">No. 8. THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE IN SECRET WHAT IN PUBLIC THEY ALLEGE TO BE +FOLK-SONGS</h2> +</div> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">The night it was so cold, and the moon it was so clear,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">When I stood at the churchyard gate a-parting from my dear,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">A-parting from my dear, for to bid my dear good-bye!</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And I parted from my dear when the moon was in the sky.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“I never shall forget,” said he, “wherever I may roam,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The day that I parted from my own true love at home,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">My own true love at home that was always true to me,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I never shall forget my love wherever I may be.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">But I must off to Barbary for good King George to fight,</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">And it’s farewell to Bayswater and to the Isle of Wight,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And it’s farewell to my true love, it’s farewell to you,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">It’s farewell to my own dear love, so faithful and so true.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">He kissed me good-bye, and he gave me a ring,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And he rode away to Lunnon for to fight for the King;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Oh! lonely am I now, and sair, sair cold my pillow,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And I must bind my head with O the green willow.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">For last night there came a white angel to my bed,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And he told to me that my own dear love was dead;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">My own dear love is dead, and I am all alone</div> +<div class="verse indent1">(So it’s surely rather obtuse of you to ask me why I moan).</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_9_MR_H_G_WELLS">No. 9. MR. H. G. WELLS</h2> +</div> + +<p class="center xlarge">I</p> + +<p>I do not quite know how to begin.... Ever since I left England and +settled here in this quiet Putumayo valley I have been wondering and +wondering.... I want to put everything down quite frankly so that you +who come after me shall understand. It is very peaceful here in the +forest, and as my mind goes back to that roaring old England, with its +strange welter of aspirations and basenesses, that little old England, +so far away now, a small green jewel in the great sea, I break into a +smile of tender tolerance. Here, as the immemorial procession of day +and night, of summer and winter, sweeps over the earth, amid the vast +serenities of primeval nature, it all seems so very far away, so small, +so queerly inconsequent.... The men who made me, the men who broke me, +the women I loved, the sprawling towns, the confused effort, and that +ungainly lop-sided structure of our twentieth-century civilization, +with its strange welter of sex....</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</span></p> + +<p class="center xlarge">II</p> + +<p>And then it was that the Hon. Astarte Cholmondeley came into my life. +I remember as clearly as though it were yesterday—and it is now +over thirty years ago—the moment of our meeting. It was at one of +those enormous futile receptions that political hostesses give at the +beginning of the Session, assemblies of two or three thousand men and +women, minor politicians, organizers, journalists, all clamorous for +champagne and burning for nods of recognition from the great men of +the Party. It was a fine night, almost oppressively warm, and I had +walked across the Park from Hill Street, carrying my opera-hat in my +hand. There was a dull uniform roar from the distant traffic; the tops +of the trees faintly swished in the light wind, the lights along the +lake shone very quietly, and above were the vast serenities of the sky, +powdered with stars. On benches in the shadows lurked pairs of quiet +lovers, and the stars looked down upon them as they had upon lovers in +Nineveh and Babylon. As I stepped out into the rush of Pall Mall, with +its stream of swift motors, I thought, I remember, of my career....</p> + +<p class="center xlarge">III</p> + +<p>The crush was vulgar and intolerable.</p> + +<p>I had spent an hour passing dejected remarks +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</span> to the other young men, +also there out of duty and as bored as I was myself. Then suddenly she +entered ... a slender slip of a thing, brown-haired and brown-eyed, +leaning flower-like on the arm of her elephantine mother, the +Dowager....</p> + +<p class="center xlarge">IV</p> + +<p>“Dearest,” she wrote me next day, “did you sleep last night? I did +not sleep a wink. All night long I lay dazzled and overwhelmed by +this wonderful thing that has come to us. And then this morning, when +God’s great dawn slowly lifted over the westward hills, I got up, +did my hair (oh my beautiful, beautiful hair, now all yours, my own +Man, all yours), and sat down to write this, my first letter, to you. +I am sitting at the little window of my room in the Lion Tower. The +breath of the roses rises in the fresh morning air; and out beyond the +park, where the deer are placidly grazing, the slanting sun glints +exquisitely on spacious woodland and rolling down, mile after mile.... +Far away, against the blue of the horizon, there is a little pointing +church spire, and somehow it reminds me of you.... Oh, my lover, I am +going to lay bare to you the inmost shrine of my heart. You must be +patient with me, very patient; for do we not belong to each other? We +must live openly we two, we who are the apostles of new freedoms, of +new realizations, of a second birth for this dear +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</span> foolish old world +of ours.” Thus she wrote, and there was more, much more, too sacredly +intimate to be set down here, but breathing in every line the essence +of her adorable self....</p> + +<p class="center xlarge">V</p> + +<p>And then it was that Mary Browne came into my life. I had known her +years ago when I was at college; I had thought her a meek and rather +dull little girl, as insignificant as the rest of her family. But now +there was about her a certain quality of graciousness, very difficult +to define, but very unescapable when it is present, that gave to her +mouse-grey hair and rather weak blue eyes a beauty very rare and very +subtle. She had spent, she told me, two years in the East End at some +social work or other....</p> + +<p class="center xlarge">VI</p> + +<p>And then I met Cecilia Scroop....</p> + +<p class="center xlarge">VII</p> + +<p>And so the end came. In those last days I worked more feverishly than +ever, writing my book, attending committees, speaking on platforms +throughout the country. I was the chief +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</span> speaker during that +by-election of Brooks’s at Manchester, which I still believe might have +been the germ of a new social order, of coherences and approximations, +of differentiations and realizations beyond the imagining of the men of +our time, but to be very clearly and very palpably apprehended by that +future race for whom we, in a blind and groping way, are living and +building.... And then the blow fell....</p> + +<p>It was a Friday afternoon. The House had risen early after throwing +out some absurd Bill that that ass Biffin had brought in; I think it +was something about Bee Disease. I had been one of the tellers for the +Noes, and at three o’clock I walked out into Palace Yard and along the +chalky stone cloister that leads to the private tunnel through which +members enter the Underground Railway station. I had promised to meet +Astarte at four at the foot of the Scenic Railway (this was before the +time when little Higgins revolutionized the amusement business with his +actino-gyroscopes) in the Earl’s Court Exhibition. Since her marriage +with Binger communication had been increasingly difficult for us. All +her letters were opened, and Binger had eavesdroppers at work in the +telephone exchanges. Her chauffeur, happily, played his master false, +and she was usually able to keep appointments when she had made them; +and for some months we had arranged our meetings by little cryptic +notices in the agony column of the <i>Morning Post</i>. We had thought +ourselves safe. But she must +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</span> +have dropped a casual word to somebody; +some fool had given us away; and when I got to Earl’s Court I found +that Astarte was there, but that Mary and Cecilia were there as well....</p> + +<p class="center xlarge">VIII</p> + +<p>I remonstrated with them. I knew it was hopeless, and my heart sank; +but I did my best. Greatest agony of all it was to know that these +women in whom I had trusted, whom I had looked to as pioneers, as +auguries of what was to be and what still will be, were, when the +crisis came, still shackled and bound by the little petty jealousies +of the old system. With set, white faces they glowered upon me (it +was raining a little I remember, and the ground at our feet was muddy +and covered with stained and trampled paper) as I spoke, softly and +passionately, of muddle and waste, of the sordid and furtive shames +and reticences that man has brought with him from the ancestral past, +that he must shed before we build for our gods the diviner temples +that might be.... Night came over ... and then, as my voice failed, +a tall man stepped out from behind a hoarding. It was Montacute, the +Prime Minister. “I am very sorry for you,” he said simply, “but I am +afraid, Mr. Bilgewater, we shall have to ask you to resign.” He seemed +to hesitate a moment; then, as though half ashamed, he held out his +hand and looked me in the eyes.... +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</span> +I had known him since I was a boy +at school and he a young man, a fastidious and kindly young man who +had seemed almost too delicate for the rough work of politics. He +had always taken a friendly interest in me even when I was bitterly +fighting him.... “Good-bye,” he said. My voice was husky as I returned +his farewell.</p> + +<p class="center xlarge">IX</p> + +<p>I went back to my chambers and told my man to pack a single +portmanteau. There were just three hours before the boat-train. Before +I left I wrote ten letters....</p> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_10_MR_G_BERNARD_SHAW">No. 10. MR. G. BERNARD SHAW</h2> +</div> + +<p class="center"><i>Fragment from an Unwritten Play</i></p> + +<p class="center bold xlarge">MAHOMET THE PROPHET</p> + +<p class="center xlarge"><span class="smcap">Act II</span></p> + +<p><i>The library of the Prophet’s house at Medina. As the audience is +looking straight into a corner, only two walls are seen. The right wall +contains two high windows, through which much blue sky is visible; +between them</i> <span class="smcap">Mahomet</span> <i>is seated, with his back to +the audience, at a handsome oak writing-desk. At the far end of the +left wall is a door, and along the rest of its length runs a long +blue divan, piled with multicoloured cushions, on which recline</i> +<span class="smcap">Ayesha</span>, <i>a slender girl with deep black eyes, pale cheeks, +and golden hair, and two others of the Prophet’s eighty wives. They +are drinking coffee from brass bowls and turning over the pages of +illustrated magazines. The floor is strewn with rich rugs.</i></p> + +<p><i>After five minutes’ silence the Prophet stretches his arms, rises, +and turns round. He is a fleshy man with huge head, hands, and feet. +His eyes are red,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</span> +his nose imperious, and his beard covers half his +chest. He walks up and down nervously jerking his hands, then stands +still, right centre.</i></p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Mahomet</span>: Well, well, my poor dead Khadija!</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">The Wives</span>: We think you might have the decency to refrain from +mentioning our predecessor in front of us.</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Mahomet</span>: Don’t be absurd, my dears. You, Ayesha, ought to +have had more sense. You ought to know that my feelings are perfectly +natural. Here has the army just been cutting up the big summer caravan +to Mecca, chock-full of all the latest things from Constantinople. I +have become the biggest property-owner in Arabia; and you refuse to let +me lament the death of Khadija, who used to run the grocery-shop with +me. Your behaviour is monstrous. I shall present you all at Christmas +with complete editions of August Strindberg.</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Ayesha</span> (<i>screaming</i>): No, no, anything rather than that!</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Mahomet</span>: Well, mend your manners then. It is simply +intolerable that I should drudge like a slave working up this prophet +business for a pack of ungrateful women, and then get treated like +this. (<i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Abu</span>, <i>a white-bearded servant, with a +card on a tray</i>.) Schopenhauer was right ... or was it Weininger?</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Abu</span> (<i>advancing</i>): Weininger, sir. I am sure that is +correct, sir. I know his book very well. I used to read it to my poor +wife, sir, when she<span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</span> +was in her last illness. (<i>Wipes his eyes</i>.) +It was a great solace to her.</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Mahomet</span> (<i>taking the card and looking at it</i>): I thought +I had told you I was not at home. I am supposed to be at the front.</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Abu</span> (<i>turning to go</i>): Very well, sir.</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Mahomet</span>: Here, come back. Is there any news from Mecca?</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Abu</span> (<i>rubbing his head</i>): Oh, yes, sir! I quite forgot, +sir. The excitement of the moment, I suppose, sir. Mecca was taken +last Sunday, sir. It was dark, sir, and your men ran into the town by +mistake. The other side had run out of it by mistake. Yes, it must have +been an exceedingly dark night, sir.</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Mahomet</span>: Any converts?</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Abu</span>: Well, sir, it is like this, sir; there were not many left +when your honour’s men had finished. A few children, perhaps. But the +general who was impersonating your honour had a great reception from +the troops. (<i>Goes out.</i>)</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Mahomet</span> (<i>to</i> <span class="smcap">Ayesha</span>): Abu is really getting +ridiculous. We cannot possibly keep the old fool any longer; he may +give me away at any time if he goes on like this. Why the devil can’t +you put an advertisement for a servant in the paper as I asked you to?</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Ayesha</span> (<i>sulkily</i>): Where would you be if I left off +writing your wretched old Koran for you?</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Mahomet</span>: Precisely where I am, my dear. You are not +indispensable. Anybody else could easily continue my Koran. In fact I +think it<span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</span> +would actually be a good thing to make a change. All those +disgusting things you’ve put in about women, and so on. They really +revolt me with their tactlessness.</p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p>(<i>There is a great noise at the door, which suddenly gives way and +lets in a tall, restless, thin man with a high forehead and a forked +red-grey beard. He is dressed in a fawn-coloured all-wool coat and +knickerbockers and wears a red tie. He nods his head sideways with +a gay smile, rubs his hands and takes up his stand with his back to +the corner.</i> <span class="smcap">Mahomet</span> <i>and the women all stare at him in +amazement, for they have never seen a dramatist before</i>.)</p> +</div> + +<p><span class="smcap">The Dramatist</span>: Come along, Prophet, brighten up. You must +certainly know my name. I think this inhospitality is perfectly +disgraceful. (<span class="smcap">Mahomet</span> <i>makes a threatening move towards +him</i>.) No, no, don’t bother about ringing for coffee for me. I don’t +drink your barbarous poisons. Don’t you think you might introduce me to +the ladies, Mahomet?</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Mahomet</span> (<i>to the women</i>): Go to your rooms at once. I +cannot possibly let you listen to the conversation of this pernicious +Englishman.</p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p>(<span class="smcap">Ayesha</span> <i>and the others, with evident reluctance, get up +and file through the door, the last shutting it behind her</i>.)</p> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</span></p> + +<p>Well, sir, to what do I owe this most unwarrantable intrusion?</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">The Dramatist</span>: Now, now, my friend, you can’t come it over me +like that. I shall blacken your character thoroughly if you are not +careful. The truth is, that I came here for the simple reason that +though I have frequently put my own name into my characters’ mouths, +I have never hitherto actually introduced myself as a person in one +of my plays. After all, when you come to think of it, my habit of +expressing my sentiments through invented characters has been utterly +fantastic. And, besides, some of these confounded actors have made +hay with the parts by trying to turn them into other people. One of +these days I shall have to start a school for actors. No actor ought +to be under eighty years of age. Men younger than that always will +insist on interposing their own personalities between the author and +his public. What I want is some one who will speak my lines. What on +earth do people think my plays are for? I wasn’t born in order that +a lot of stupid mummers should have an opportunity of parading their +temperaments in public. At all events, here I am, you old reprobate +(<i>takes out his watch and looks at it</i>), and I propose to talk to +you for your good——</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Mahomet</span> (<i>groaning and sinking on divan</i>): But what do +you want to write a play about me for? I have never done you any harm. +I am only a poor prophet, earning an honest living. My Arabians are a +simple, unsophisticated people,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</span> +and they have never seen a play in +their life, except my butler, who is merely a menial and doesn’t count.</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">The Dramatist</span>: Now, really, my dear Prophet, this is the +basest ingratitude. Why, in most of my plays the characters have had to +tolerate a simple honest Englishman introduced into their midst. I can +assure you that if I had sent you one of those instead of very kindly +coming myself, you would have found him much duller company than you +are finding me. Upon my oath, I think you ought to pay me for letting +you off so lightly.</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Mahomet</span> (<i>blubbering</i>): But why do you want to drag me +into it at all? Especially as my dislike of art is notorious.</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">The Dramatist</span> (<i>elevating his eyebrows</i>): Well, my +friend, if you insist, I will tell you; but your blood be upon your +own head. You have about you several characteristics that make it +inevitable that sooner or later I should nobble you. In the first place +you are exceedingly well known; in the second place you are a humbug +and an impostor; in the third place you are a shameless polygamist; +and, in the fourth place, if you refer to any decent encyclopædia, you +will find that you are probably an epileptic, like Cæsar and Napoleon. +I ask, have you the atrocious conceit to think that you have a right to +escape what Cæsar and Napoleon have had to submit to? Why, my dear sir, +the thing is perfectly preposterous. I wonder you aren’t ashamed of +yourself.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</span> +I shall really have to write to the <i>Times</i> about you.</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Mahomet</span>: Wallah, Billah, Allah, Bismillah! (<i>He falls to the +ground, foaming at the mouth.</i> <span class="smcap">The Dramatist</span> <i>rings bell +in the wall</i>. <span class="smcap">Abu</span> <i>enters</i>.)</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">The Dramatist</span>: My friend, your master seems a little +indisposed.</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Abu</span>: Yes, sir. So it appears, sir. Very sad, sir. Unavoidable +tragedy of our time. Clash of ideas, sir, and so on.... (<i>Picks up +the</i> <span class="smcap">Prophet</span> <i>and props him against divan</i>. <span class="smcap">The +Dramatist</span> <i>goes out</i>.)</p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Mahomet</span> (<i>recovering his senses</i>): My God, Abu, where am +I?... I’ve had a good many visions and revelations, but never one quite +so bad as this!</p> + +<p class="center"><span class="smcap xlarge">Curtain<span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</span></span> </p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</span></p> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</span></p> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="HOW_THEY_WOULD_HAVE_DONE_IT">HOW THEY WOULD HAVE DONE IT </h2> +</div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_1_IF_WORDSWORTH_HAD_WRITTEN_THE_EVERLASTING_MERCY">No. 1. IF WORDSWORTH HAD WRITTEN “THE EVERLASTING MERCY”</h2> +</div> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Ever since boyhood it has been my joy</div> +<div class="verse indent1">To rove the hills and vales, the woods and streams,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">To commune with the flowers, the beasts, the birds,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And all the humble messengers of God.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And so not seldom have my footsteps strayed</div> +<div class="verse indent1">To that bare farm where Thomas Haythornthwaite</div> +<div class="verse indent1">(Alas! ’tis now ten years the good old man</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Is dead!) wrung turnips from the barren soil,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">To keep himself and his good wife, Maria,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Whom I remember well, although ’tis now</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Full twenty years since she deceased; and I</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Have often visited her quiet grave</div> +<div class="verse indent1">In summer and in winter, that I might</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Place some few flowers upon it, and returned</div> +<div class="verse indent1">In solemn meditation from the spot.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">In the employment of this honest man</div> +<div class="verse indent1">There was a hind, Saul Kane, I knew him well,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And oft-times ’twas my fortune to lament</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The blackness of the youth’s depravity.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For when I came to visit Haythornthwaite</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">The good old man, leaning upon his spade,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Would say to me, “Saul Kane is wicked, sir;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">A wicked lad. Before he cut his teeth</div> +<div class="verse indent1">He broke his poor old mother’s heart in two.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For at the beer-house he is often seen</div> +<div class="verse indent1">With ill companions, and at dead of night</div> +<div class="verse indent1">We hear him loud blaspheming at the owls</div> +<div class="verse indent1">That fly about the house. I oft have blushed</div> +<div class="verse indent1">At deeds of his I could not speak about.”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">But yet so wondrous is the heart of man</div> +<div class="verse indent1">That even Saul Kane repented of his sins—</div> +<div class="verse indent1">A little maid, a little Quaker maid,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Converted him one day. “Saul Kane,” she said,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“Dear Saul, I pray you will get drunk no more.”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Nor did he; but embraced a sober life,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And married Mary Thorpe; and yesterday</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I met him on my walk, and with him went</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Up to the house where he and his do dwell.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And there I long in serious converse stayed,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Speaking of Nature and of politics,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And then turned homeward meditating much</div> +<div class="verse indent1">About the single transferable vote.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_2_IF_SWINBURNE_HAD_WRITTEN_THE_LAY_OF_HORATIUS">No. 2. IF SWINBURNE HAD WRITTEN “THE LAY OF HORATIUS”</h2> +</div> + +<p><i>N.B.—Read this aloud, with resonance, nor examine too closely the +meaning</i></p> + + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">May the sword burn bright, may the old sword smite, that a myriad years have worn and rusted?</div> +<div class="verse indent2">May an old wind blow where the young winds go immaculate over the eager land?</div> +<div class="verse indent1">May faded blossoms on ripening bosoms flame with lust as of old they lusted,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Or the might of a night take flight with the white sweet arms of a dead Dionysian band?</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Ah, nay! for the rods of the high pale gods the power of the past have spilled and broken</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And over the fields the amaranth yields her guerdon of gossamer, bitter as rue,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And the desolate blind sad ghost of the wind falters and fails as a word that was spoken</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Long since of a fire and a blazing pyre of perjured monarchs and kings untrue.<a href="#Footnote_1" id="FNanchor_1">[1]</a></div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</span><div class="verse indent1">The sword may smite and the keen sword bite though the clouds in the sky be clouds of peril,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Though the Teuton glance at the flanks of France and the hand of Fate be a hand unseen,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For the brave man’s<a href="#Footnote_2" id="FNanchor_2">[2]</a> arm was swift to charm and the coward’s arm was weak and sterile</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Or ever the Saxon galleons swam to England<a href="#Footnote_3" id="FNanchor_3">[3]</a> over the waters green</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And over the high Thessalian hills the feet of the maidens fail and falter,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Samian waters and Lemnian valleys, Ithacan rivers and Lesbian seas,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And the god returning with frenzy burning foams at the foot of a roseless altar,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And dumb with the kiss of Artemis and the berries of death the virgin flees.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p><i>With persistence and luck the reader, after eighty verses or so, +would have come to something as specific as this</i>:</p> +</div> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">For the triumph of the trampling of the nations And the laughter of the loud Etrurian<a href="#Footnote_4" id="FNanchor_4">[4]</a> gates</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And the thunder of a host of desolations And the lightning of an avalanche of hates</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Never daunted thee or made thy cheek the paler</div> +<div class="verse indent2">On the bridge which thou didst hold as held the fleet</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Drake, our own superb Elizabethan sailor,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Yea, and drove the bloody tyrant from his seat.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_3_IF_MR_MASEFIELD_HAD_WRITTEN_CASABIANCA">No. 3. IF MR. MASEFIELD HAD WRITTEN “CASABIANCA”</h2> +</div> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“You dirty hog,” “You snouty snipe,”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“You lump of muck,” “You bag of tripe,”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Such, as their latest breaths they drew,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The objurgations of the crew.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">—— —— —— they roared</div> +<div class="verse indent1">As they went tumbling overboard,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Or frizzled like so many suppers</div> +<div class="verse indent1">All along the halyard scuppers.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“You ——” ... the last was gone,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And Cassy yelled there all alone.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">(He thought the old man was on the ship.)</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“Father! this gives me the fair pip!”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“My God, you old vagabone,” he cried,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“If only I....” No voice replied;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Only the tall flames higher sprang,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Amid the spars, and soared and sang,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Only along the rigging came</div> +<div class="verse indent1">God’s great unfolding flower of flame,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And Love’s divine dim planet shed</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Her radiance on the many dead;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And past the battling fleets the sea</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">Stretched to the world’s edge tranquilly,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Breathing with slow, contented breath</div> +<div class="verse indent1">As though it were in love with Death,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">As it has breathed since first began</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Man’s inhumanity to man,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">As it will do when like a scroll</div> +<div class="verse indent1">All the heavens together roll.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">There’s that purple passage done</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And I have one less lap to run.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Dogs barked, owls hooted, cockerels crew,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">As in my works they often do</div> +<div class="verse indent1">When, flagging with my main design,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I pad with a descriptive line.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Young Cassy cried again: “Oh, damn!</div> +<div class="verse indent1">What an unhappy put I am!</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Will nobody go out and search</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For dad, who’s left me in the lurch?</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For dad, who’s left me on the poop,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For dad, who’s left me in the soup,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For dad, who’s left me on the deck.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Perhaps it’s what I should expeck</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Considerin’ ’ow he treated me</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Before I came away to sea.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“Often at home he used to beat</div> +<div class="verse indent1">My head for talking in the street,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Often for things I didden do,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">He brushed my breeches with a shoe.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">O! but I wish that I was home now,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Treading the soft old Breton loam now,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">In that old Breton country where</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">Mellows the golden autumn air,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And all the tender champaign fills</div> +<div class="verse indent1">With hyacinths and daffodils,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And on God’s azure uplands now</div> +<div class="verse indent1">They plough the ploughed fields with a plough,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And earth-worms feel averse from laughter,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">With hungry white birds following after.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And maids at evening walk with men</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Through the meadows and up the glen</div> +<div class="verse indent1">To hear the old sweet tale again.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">The deck was getting hot and hotter,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“Father!” he screamed, “you —— rotter!”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The deck was getting red and redder,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And now he thought he’d take a header,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Now he advanced and now he funked it....</div> +<div class="verse indent1">It had been better had he bunked it,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For as he wavered thus, and swore,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">There came a slow tremendous roar.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Lord Nelson suddenly woke up.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“Where is Old Cassy and his pup?</div> +<div class="verse indent1">‘Don’t know,’ you say? Why, strike me blind,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I s’pose I’d better ask the wind.”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">He asked the wind; the brooding sky</div> +<div class="verse indent1">At once gave back the wind’s reply:</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“Wotto, Nelson!”</div> +<div class="verse indent11">“Wotto, sonny?”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“Do you think you’re being funny?</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Can’t you look around, confound you,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">At all these fragments that surround you,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Thick as thieves upon the sea,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Instead of coming bothering me?”</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</span></p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p><i>Or, alternatively, if you prefer his other method, it would run +like this</i>:</p> +</div> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">And the flames rose, and leaping flames of fire</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Leapt round the masts and made the spars a crown,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">A golden crown as ravenous as desire.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">“Father!” he cried, “my feet are getting brown.”</div> +<div class="verse indent2">“Father!” he cried. The quiet stars looked down,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The flames rose up like flowers overhead.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">He was alone and all the crew were dead.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_4_IF_ALMOST_ANY_ELIZABETHAN_HAD_WRITTEN_SHE_DWELT_AMONG_THE_UNTRODDEN_WAYS"> +No. 4. IF ALMOST ANY ELIZABETHAN HAD WRITTEN “SHE DWELT AMONG THE UNTRODDEN WAYS”</h2> +</div> + + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Ask me not for the semblance of my loue.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Amidst the fountains of the christal Doue</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Like to that fayre Aurora did she runne,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Who treads the beanies of the sweete morning sunne.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Forth from her head her hayres like golden wyre</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Did spring; her amorous eyes were lampes of fire,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Bright as that torch their heauenly raies did mount</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Wherewith fayre Hero lit the Hellespont,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Or as that flame which on the desert lies</div> +<div class="verse indent1">When new-borne Phenix soareth to the skies.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Like wanton darts her eye-beames she did throw</div> +<div class="verse indent1">From out her noble forehead’s iuorie bow</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Whose Beauties great perfection would withstand</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The skill of the most cunning painter’s hand.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Her virgin nose like Dians self did raigne</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Amidst her vermell cheekes’ ambrosiall plaine;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Her busie lips twinne Rubies did appeare</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">From which her Voyce did come as Diamonds cleare;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Venus’ owne sonne would sigh to look beneath</div> +<div class="verse indent1">At the straight pearlie pleasaunce of her teethe.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Like to fayre starres, or rather, like the sunne</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Was her smooth Marble chinne’s pavilion,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Wherefrom her slender necke the eye did lead</div> +<div class="verse indent1">To shoulders like twinne Lilies on a mead,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Whiter than Ledaes fethers or white milke,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">As sweete as nectar and as softe as silke.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">O, and her tender brests, they were as white</div> +<div class="verse indent1">As snowie hills which Phebus’ beames doe smite</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Engirt with azure and with Saphire veines....</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<p>(<i>Cetera desunt</i>)</p> +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_5_IF_POPE_HAD_WRITTEN_BREAK_BREAK_BREAK">No. 5. IF POPE HAD WRITTEN “BREAK, BREAK, BREAK”</h2> +</div> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Fly, Muse, thy wonted themes, nor longer seek</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The consolations of a powder’d cheek;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Forsake the busy purlieus of the Court</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For calmer meads where finny tribes resort.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">So may th’ Almighty’s natural antidote</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Abate the worldly tenour of thy note,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The various beauties of the liquid main</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Refine thy reed and elevate thy strain.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">See how the labour of the urgent oar</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Propels the barks and draws them to the shore.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Hark! from the margin of the azure bay</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The joyful cries of infants at their play.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">(The offspring of a piscatorial swain,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">His home the sands, his pasturage the main.)</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Yet none of these may soothe the mourning heart,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Nor fond alleviation’s sweets impart;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Nor may the pow’rs of infants that rejoice</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Restore the accents of a former voice,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Nor the bright smiles of ocean’s nymphs command</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">The pleasing contact of a vanished hand.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">So let me still in meditation move,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Muse in the vale and ponder in the grove,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And scan the skies where sinking Phœbus glows</div> +<div class="verse indent1">With hues more rubicund than Cibber’s nose....</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<p class="center">(<i>After which the poet gets into his proper stride</i>)</p> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</span></p> + +<div class="chapter"> +<h2 class="nobreak" id="IF_GRAY_HAD_HAD_TO_WRITE_HIS_ELEGY_IN_THE_CEMETERY_OF_SPOON_RIVER_INSTEAD_OF_IN_THAT_OF_STOKE_POGES"> +No. 6. IF GRAY HAD HAD TO WRITE HIS ELEGY IN THE CEMETERY OF SPOON RIVER INSTEAD OF IN THAT OF STOKE POGES</h2> +</div> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">The curfew tolls the knell of parting day,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">The whippoorwill salutes the rising moon,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And wanly glimmer in her gentle ray,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">The sinuous windings of the turbid Spoon.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Of lying epitaphs their secrets keep,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">At last incapable of further harm</div> +<div class="verse indent2">The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">The earliest drug of half-awakened morn,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Cocaine or hashish, strychnine, poppy-seeds</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Or fiery produce of fermented corn</div> +<div class="verse indent2">No more shall start them on the day’s misdeeds.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">For them no more the whetstone’s cheerful noise,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">No more the sun upon his daily course</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Shall watch them savouring the genial joys,</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</span> +<div class="verse indent2">Of murder, bigamy, arson and divorce.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Here they all lie; and, as the hour is late,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">O stranger, o’er their tombstones cease to stoop,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">But bow thine ear to me and contemplate</div> +<div class="verse indent2">The unexpurgated annals of the group.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">There are two hundred only: yet of these</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Some thirty died of drowning in the river,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Sixteen went mad, ten others had D.T.’s</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And twenty-eight cirrhosis of the liver.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Several by absent-minded friends were shot,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Still more blew out their own exhausted brains,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">One died of a mysterious inward rot,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Three fell off roofs, and five were hit by trains.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">One was harpooned, one gored by a bull-moose,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Four on the Fourth fell victims to lock-jaw,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Ten in electric chair or hempen noose</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Suffered the last exaction of the law.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Stranger, you quail, and seem inclined to run;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">But, timid stranger, do not be unnerved;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I can assure you that there was not one</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Who got a tithe of what he had deserved.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Full many a vice is born to thrive unseen,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Full many a crime the world does not discuss,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Full many a pervert lives to reach a green</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</span> +<div class="verse indent2">Replete old age, and so it was with us.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Here lies a parson who would often make</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Clandestine rendezvous with Claflin’s Moll,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And ’neath the druggist’s counter creep to take</div> +<div class="verse indent2">A sip of surreptitious alcohol.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">And here a doctor, who had seven wives,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And, fearing this <i>ménage</i> might seem grotesque,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Persuaded six of them to spend their lives</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Locked in a drawer of his private desk.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">And others here there sleep who, given scope,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Had writ their names large on the Scrolls of Crime,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Men who, with half a chance, might haply cope,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">With the first miscreants of recorded time.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Doubtless in this neglected spot is laid</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Some village Nero who has missed his due,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Some Bluebeard who dissected many a maid,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And all for naught, since no one ever knew.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Some poor bucolic Borgia here may rest</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Whose poisons sent whole families to their doom,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Some hayseed Herod who, within his breast,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Concealed the sites of many an infant’s tomb.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Types that the Muse of Masefield might have stirred,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Or waked to ecstasy Gaboriau,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Each in his narrow cell at last interred,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">All, all are sleeping peacefully below.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</span> +</div> +</div></div> + +<hr class="tb"><br> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Enough, enough! But, stranger, ere we part,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Glancing farewell to each nefarious bier,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">This warning I would beg you take to heart,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">“There is an end to even the worst career.”</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_7_IF_A_VERY_NEW_POET_HAD_WRITTEN_THE_LOTUS-EATERS">No. 7. IF A VERY NEW POET HAD WRITTEN “THE LOTUS-EATERS”</h2> +</div> + +<p class="center xlarge">I</p> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Ah!</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Ough!</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Umph!</div> +<div class="verse indent1">It <i>was</i> a sweat!</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Thank God, that’s over!</div> +<div class="verse indent1">No more navigating for me</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I am on to</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Something</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Softer....</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Conductor</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Give us a tune!</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<p class="center xlarge">II</p> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Work!</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Did I used to work?</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I seem to remember it</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Out there.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Millions of fools are still at</div> +<div class="verse indent1">It,</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">Jumping about</div> +<div class="verse indent1">All over the place....</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And what’s the good of it all?...</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Buzz,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Hustle,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Pop,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And then....</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Dump</div> +<div class="verse indent1">In the grave.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<p class="center xlarge">III</p> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Bring me six cushions</div> +<div class="verse indent1">A yellow one, a green one, a purple one, an orange one, an ultramarine one, and a vermilion one,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Colours of which the combination</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Pleases my eye.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Bring me</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Also</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Six lemon squashes</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And</div> +<div class="verse indent1">A straw....</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<p class="center xlarge">IV</p> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">I have taken off my coat.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I shall now</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Loosen</div> +<div class="verse indent1">My braces.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</span></p> + +<p class="center xlarge">V</p> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Now I am</div> +<div class="verse indent1">All right....</div> +<div class="verse indent1">My God ...</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I do feel lazy!</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_8_IF_HENRY_JAMES_HAD_WRITTEN_THE_CHURCH_CATECHISM">No. 8. IF HENRY JAMES HAD WRITTEN THE CHURCH CATECHISM</h2> +</div> + +<p><i>Q.</i> What is your name?</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> It may possibly be conceived as standing in a relation +of contiguity to a certain—shall we say?—somewhat complicatedly +rectilinear design—to put it colloquially, a symbol—employed by +such of the races of mankind as follow the Roman usage to denote a +sort of suppressed explosion, or, rather, a confused hum “produced” +when the upper and the nether lip are brought with some firmness—or +even, as one might phrase it, “snap”—together, and a continuous sound +is compelled for egress to flow through a less harmonious though +undeniably more prominent organ. Or, on the other hand, its relation +to that so interesting figure may be something even closer than one +of mere contiguity, however proximate, something in the nature of +coincidence, of body and soul identity even: in a word, it may be, or, +more exactly, may be represented by, that symbol itself.</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> Who gave you that name?</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> Which?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</span></p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> Oh no, <i>not</i> the other one, the quite inevitably +discursive family “label.”</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> You mean my....</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> Well yes, not that all so shared, and as it were almost—if +one may forgivably say it—may one?—“vulgarized”—your, as they call +it, “surname.”</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> Oh, <i>not</i> that one?</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> No....</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> The other?</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> Yes—that other—that more exquisitely personal, the more +(dare one?) <i>appropriated</i>, the one of which, I had thought, we +touched, even grasped, the skirts when our interlocution, or to put it +quite brutally, when we began our conversation.</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> You refer....</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> I am, dear lady, all ears.</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> To, in fact, my—since we are both to be so frank—Christian +name?</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> Oh, but you are great!</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> Not <i>great</i>, not, I mean, really, in the sense that you +mean....</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> <i>I</i> mean?</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> The other sense, you know.</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> Yes, I apprehend you, but it wasn’t that one I meant.</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> Then what in the world was it?</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> Take it from another point of view, wasn’t frankness to be, +always, our splendid object?</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> Explicitly,</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> Wasn’t it?</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</span></p> + +<p><i>A.</i> Oh no, I wouldn’t doubt it; I wouldn’t, really wouldn’t, let +you down.</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> Not even gently?</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> The other way, I meant.</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> Divine clarity! And who gave it you?</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> The Deluge!</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> He was it, or she?</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> Oh, never he, as he would himself say, never on your life.</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> And she?</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> She would, as she always will, bet her boots not!</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> Not, surely it wasn’t, they?</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> They!</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> They!</p> + +<p><i>A.</i> Oh, certainly they! Who could have stopped them. Not +miserable I, so pitifully, so hopelessly, so microscopically, futilely +small! They were all there, and there was I. And they did it, oh, quite +finally did it.</p> + +<p><i>Q.</i> Who?</p> + +<p><i>Etc.</i></p> +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_9_IF_LORD_BYRON_HAD_WRITTEN_THE_PASSING_OF_ARTHUR">No. 9. IF LORD BYRON HAD WRITTEN “THE PASSING OF ARTHUR”</h2> +</div> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">So all day long the noise of battle rolled</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Among the mountains by the western sea,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Till, when the bell for evening service tolled,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Each side had swiped the other utterly;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And, looking round, Sir Bedivere the bold</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Said, “Sire, there’s no one left but you and me;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I’m game to lay a million to a fiver</div> +<div class="verse indent1">That, save for us, there is not one survivor.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“Quite likely,” answered Arthur, “and I’m sure</div> +<div class="verse indent2">That I have been so hammered by these swine</div> +<div class="verse indent1">To-morrow’s sun will find us yet one fewer.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">I prithee take me to yon lonely shrine</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Where I may rest and die. There is no cure</div> +<div class="verse indent2">For men with sixty-seven wounds like mine.”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">So Bedivere did very firmly grapple</div> +<div class="verse indent1">His arm, and led him to the Baptist Chapel.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">There he lay down, and by him burned like flame</div> +<div class="verse indent2">His sword Excalibur: its massy hilt</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Crusted with blazing gems that never came</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</span> +<div class="verse indent2">From mortal mines; its blade, inlaid and gilt</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And graved with many a necromantic name,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Still dabbled with the blood the king had spilt.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Which touching, Arthur said, “Sir Bedivere,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Please take this brand and throw him in the mere.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Bold Bedivere sprang back like one distraught,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Or like a snail when tapped upon the shell,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Was <i>this</i> the peerless prince for whom he’d fought,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">A man who’d drop his cheque-book down a well?</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Surely he must have dreamt the words, he thought.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Had the king spoken? Was it possible</div> +<div class="verse indent1">To give so lunatic a proposal credit?...</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And yet the king undoubtedly had said it.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">He said it again in accents full serene:</div> +<div class="verse indent2">“Go to the lake and throw this weapon in it,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And then come back and tell me what you’ve seen.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">The business should not take you half a minute.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Off now. I say precisely what I mean.”</div> +<div class="verse indent2">“Right, sire!” But, <i>sotto voce</i>, “What a sin it</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Would be, what criminal improvidence</div> +<div class="verse indent1">To waste an <i>arme blanche</i> of such excellence!”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">But Arthur’s voice broke through his meditation,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">“Why this delay? I thought I said at once?”</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“Yes, sire,” said he, and, with a salutation</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Walked off reflecting, “How this fighting blunts</div> +<div class="verse indent1">One’s wits. In any other situation</div> +<div class="verse indent2">I should have guessed—’twere obvious to a dunce</div> +<div class="verse indent1">That this all comes from Merlin’s precious offices,</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">Why could he not confine himself to prophecies?”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Bearing the brand, across the rocks he went</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And now and then a hot impatient word</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Witnessed the stress of inner argument.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">“Curse it,” he mused, “a really sumptuous sword</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Is just the very one accoutrement</div> +<div class="verse indent2">I never have been able to afford;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">This beautiful, this incomparable Excalibur</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Would nicely suit a warrior of my calibre.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“Could anything be madder than to hurl in</div> +<div class="verse indent2">This stupid lake a sword as good as new,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Merely because that hoary humbug Merlin</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Suggested that would be the thing to do?</div> +<div class="verse indent1">A bigger liar never came from Berlin,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">I <i>won’t</i> be baulked by guff and bugaboo;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The old impostor’s lake may call in vain for it,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I’ll stick it in a hole and come again for it.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">So, having safely stowed away the sword</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And marked the place with several large stones,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Sir Bedivere returned to his liege lord</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And, with a studious frankness in his tones,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Stated that he had dropped it overboard;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">But Arthur only greeted him with groans:</div> +<div class="verse indent1">“My Bedivere,” he said, “I may be dying,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">But even dead I’d spot such barefaced lying.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“It’s rather rough upon a dying man</div> +<div class="verse indent2">That his last dying orders should be flouted.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Time was when if you’d thus deranged my plan</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</span> +<div class="verse indent2">I should have said, ‘Regard yourself as outed,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I’ll find some other gentleman who can.’</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Now I must take what comes, that’s all about it....</div> +<div class="verse indent1">My strength is failing fast, its very cold here.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Come, pull yourself together, be a soldier.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“Once more I must insist you are to lift</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Excalibur and hurl him in the mere.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Don’t hang about now. You had better shift</div> +<div class="verse indent2">For all you’re worth, or when you come back here</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The chances are you’ll find your master stiffed.”</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Whereat the agonized Sir Bedivere,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">His “Yes, Sire,” broken by a noisy sob,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Went off once more on his distasteful job.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">But as he walked the inner voice did say:</div> +<div class="verse indent2">“I quite agree with ‘Render unto Cæsar,’</div> +<div class="verse indent1">But nothing’s said of throwing things away</div> +<div class="verse indent2">When a man’s king’s an old delirious geezer,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">You don’t meet swords like this one every day.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Jewels and filigree as fine as these are</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Should surely be preserved in a museum</div> +<div class="verse indent1">That our posterity may come and see ’em.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“A work of Art’s a thing one holds in trust,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">One has no right to throw it in a lake,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Such Vandalism would arouse disgust</div> +<div class="verse indent2">In every Englishman who claims to take</div> +<div class="verse indent1">An interest in Art. Oh no, I must</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Delude my monarch for my country’s sake;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Obedience in such a case, in fact,</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">Were patently an anti-social act.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“It is not pleasant to deceive my king,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">I had much rather humour his caprice</div> +<div class="verse indent1">But, if I tell him I have thrown the thing,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And, thinking that the truth, he dies in peace,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Surely the poets of our race will sing</div> +<div class="verse indent2">(Unless they are the most pedantic geese)</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The praises of the knight who lied to save</div> +<div class="verse indent1">This precious weapon from a watery grave.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">He reached the margin of the lake and there</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Until a decent interval had passed</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Lingered, the sword once more safe in its lair.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Then to his anxious monarch hurried fast,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And, putting on a still more candid air,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Assured the king the brand had gone at last.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">But Arthur, not deceived by any means,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Icily said: “Tell that to the marines.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“Sir Bedivere, this conduct won’t enhance</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Your reputation as a man of honour.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">If you had dared to lead me such a dance</div> +<div class="verse indent2">A week ago, you would have been a goner,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Listen to me! I give you one more chance;</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And, if you fail again, I swear upon our</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Old oath of fealty to the Table Round</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I shall jump up and fell you to the ground.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">So that sad soul went off alone once more.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Rebellion frowned no longer on his face;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">His spirit was broken; when he reached the shore</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</span> +<div class="verse indent2">He wormed the sword out of its hiding-place,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Excalibur, that man’s eye should see no more,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And, fearing still a further lapse from grace,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Shut his eyes tight against that matchless jewel</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And, desperately hissing, “This is cruel,”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Swung it far back; and then, with mighty sweep,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Hove it to southward as he had been bade.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And, as it fell, an arm did suddenly leap</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Out of the moonlit wave, in samite clad,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And grasped the sword and drew it to the deep.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And all was still; and Bedivere, who had</div> +<div class="verse indent1">No nerve at all left now, exclaimed, “My Hat!</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I’ll never want another job like that!”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Thus Bedivere at last performed his vow.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">And Arthur, when the warrior bore in sight,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Read his success upon his gloomy brow.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">“Done it at last,” he murmured, “<i>that’s</i> all right.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Well, Bedivere, and what has happened now?”</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Demanded he; and the disconsolate knight</div> +<div class="verse indent1">In a harsh bitter voice replied, “Oh, damn it all,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I saw a mystic arm, clothed in white samite all.”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">“Quite right,” said Arthur, “better late than never.</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Now, if you please, you’ll take me for a ride.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Put me upon your back and then endeavour</div> +<div class="verse indent2">To run top-speed unto the waterside.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Come, stir your stumps, you must be pretty clever,</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Or otherwise I fear I shall have died</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Before you’ve landed me upon the jetty,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And then the programme’s spoilt: which were a pity.”</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</span></p> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">What followed after this (although my trade is</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Romantic verse) is quite beyond my lay.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For automobile barges, full of ladies</div> +<div class="verse indent2">Singing and weeping, never came my way.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Though, for that matter, I was once in Cadiz—</div> +<div class="verse indent1">—But never mind. It will suffice to say</div> +<div class="verse indent1">That in his final act our old friend Malory</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Was obviously playing to the gallery.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop"> + +<div class="chapter"> +<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</span></p> + +<h2 class="nobreak" id="No_10_IF_SIR_RABINDRANATH_TAGORE_HAD_WRITTEN_LITTLE_DROPS_OF_WATER">No. 10. IF SIR RABINDRANATH TAGORE HAD WRITTEN “LITTLE DROPS OF WATER”</h2> +</div> + +<div class="poetry-container"><div class="poetry"> +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Child, I am wondering.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Last night I was watching the silver moon rising over the sea,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And in her light the colour of the sea was pale, and the colour of the grasses was dark and sweet as the champak.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I heard the ducks crying over the waters by the shore.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">I heard from the khitmatgar, threading like pearls on the darkness, the soft notes of the cummerbund.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Child, I am wondering.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">Child, I smelt the flowers,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">The golden flowers ... hiding in crowds like fairies at my feet,</div> +<span class="pagenum" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</span> +<div class="verse indent1">And as I smelt them the endless smile of the infinite broke over me, and I knew that they and you and I were one.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="verse indent1">They and you and I, the cowherds and the cows, the jewels and the potter’s wheel, the mothers and the light in baby’s eyes.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">For the sempstress when she takes one stitch may make nine unnecessary;</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And the smooth and shining stone that rolls and rolls like the great river may gain no moss,</div> +<div class="verse indent1">And it is extraordinary what a lot you can do with a platitude when you dress it up in Blank Prose.</div> +<div class="verse indent1">Child, I smelt the flowers.</div> +</div> +</div></div> + +<p class="center"> +PRINTED AT<br> +KNIGHT’S, WEST NORWOOD<br> +</p> + +<div class="chapter"> +<div class="footnotes"><h3 class="nobreak" id="FOOTNOTES">FOOTNOTES:</h3></div> +<div class="footnote"> + +<p><a href="#FNanchor_1" id="Footnote_1">[1]</a> Possible mention of Tarquin.</p> + +<p><a href="#FNanchor_2" id="Footnote_2">[2]</a> Conceivably Horatius.</p> + +<p><a href="#FNanchor_3" id="Footnote_3">[3]</a> Our mother, inviolate ever since, save for one only occasion.</p> + +<p><a href="#FNanchor_4" id="Footnote_4">[4]</a> Lars Porsena in poet’s mind.</p> +</div></div> +<div style='text-align:center'>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78197 ***</div> +</body> +</html> diff --git a/78197-h/images/cover.jpg b/78197-h/images/cover.jpg Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..3fae097 --- /dev/null +++ b/78197-h/images/cover.jpg |
