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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78195 ***
+
+
+ “_Familiar in their Mouths as HOUSEHOLD WORDS._”—SHAKESPEARE.
+
+
+
+
+ HOUSEHOLD WORDS.
+ A WEEKLY JOURNAL.
+
+
+ CONDUCTED BY CHARLES DICKENS.
+
+
+ N^{o.} 25.] SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 1850. [PRICE 2_d._
+
+
+
+
+ THREE “DETECTIVE” ANECDOTES.
+
+
+ I.—THE PAIR OF GLOVES.
+
+“It’s a singler story, Sir,” said Inspector Wield, of the Detective
+Police, who, in company with Sergeants Dornton and Mith, paid us another
+twilight visit, one July evening; “and I’ve been thinking you might like
+to know it.
+
+“It’s concerning the murder of the young woman, Eliza Grimwood, some
+years ago, over in the Waterloo Road. She was commonly called The
+Countess, because of her handsome appearance and her proud way of
+carrying of herself; and when I saw the poor Countess (I had known her
+well to speak to), lying dead, with her throat cut, on the floor of her
+bedroom, you’ll believe me that a variety of reflections calculated to
+make a man rather low in his spirits, came into my head.
+
+“That’s neither here nor there. I went to the house the morning after
+the murder, and examined the body, and made a general observation of the
+bedroom where it was. Turning down the pillow of the bed with my hand, I
+found, underneath it, a pair of gloves. A pair of gentleman’s dress
+gloves, very dirty; and inside the lining, the letters TR, and a cross.
+
+“Well, Sir, I took them gloves away, and I showed ’em to the magistrate,
+over at Union Hall, before whom the case was. He says, ‘Wield,’ he says,
+‘there’s no doubt this is a discovery that may lead to something very
+important; and what you have got to do, Wield, is, to find out the owner
+of these gloves.’
+
+“I was of the same opinion, of course, and I went at it immediately. I
+looked at the gloves pretty narrowly, and it was my opinion that they
+had been cleaned. There was a smell of sulphur and rosin about ’em, you
+know, which cleaned gloves usually have, more or less. I took ’em over
+to a friend of mine at Kennington, who was in that line, and I put it to
+him. ‘What do you say now? Have these gloves been cleaned?’ ‘These
+gloves have been cleaned,’ says he. ‘Have you any idea who cleaned
+them?’ says I. ‘Not at all,’ says he; ‘I’ve a very distinct idea who
+_didn’t_ clean ’em, and that’s myself. But I’ll tell you what, Wield,
+there ain’t above eight or nine reg’lar glove cleaners in London,’—there
+were not, at that time, it seems—‘and I think I can give you their
+addresses, and you may find out, by that means, who did clean ’em.’
+Accordingly, he gave me the directions, and I went here, and I went
+there, and I looked up this man, and I looked up that man; but, though
+they all agreed that the gloves had been cleaned, I couldn’t find the
+man, woman, or child, that had cleaned that aforesaid pair of gloves.
+
+“What with this person not being at home, and that person being expected
+home in the afternoon, and so forth, the inquiry took me three days. On
+the evening of the third day, coming over Waterloo Bridge from the
+Surrey side of the river, quite beat, and very much vexed and
+disappointed, I thought I’d have a shilling’s worth of entertainment at
+the Lyceum Theatre to freshen myself up. So I went into the Pit, at
+half-price, and I sat myself down next to a very quiet, modest sort of
+young man. Seeing I was a stranger (which I thought it just as well to
+appear to be) he told me the names of the actors on the stage, and we
+got into conversation. When the play was over, we came out together, and
+I said, ‘We’ve been very companionable and agreeable, and perhaps you
+wouldn’t object to a drain?’ ‘Well, you’re very good,’ says he; ‘I
+_shouldn’t_ object to a drain.’ Accordingly, we went to a public house,
+near the Theatre, sat ourselves down in a quiet room upstairs on the
+first floor, and called for a pint of half-and-half, a piece, and a
+pipe.
+
+“Well, Sir, we put our pipes aboard, and we drank our half-and-half, and
+sat a talking, very sociably, when the young man says, ‘You must excuse
+me stopping very long,’ he says, ‘because I’m forced to go home in good
+time. I must be at work all night.’ ‘At work all night?’ says I. ‘You
+ain’t a Baker?’ ‘No,’ he says, laughing, ‘I ain’t a baker.’ ‘I thought
+not,’ says I, ‘you haven’t the looks of a baker.’ ‘No,’ says he, ‘I’m a
+glove-cleaner.’
+
+“I never was more astonished in my life, than when I heard them words
+come out of his lips. ‘You’re a glove-cleaner, are you?’ says I. ‘Yes,’
+he says, ‘I am.’ ‘Then, perhaps,’ says I, taking the gloves out of my
+pocket, ‘you can tell me who cleaned this pair of gloves? It’s a rum
+story,’ I says. ‘I was dining over at Lambeth, the other day, at a
+free-and-easy—quite promiscuous—with a public company—when some
+gentleman, he left these gloves behind him! Another gentleman and me,
+you see, we laid a wager of a sovereign, that I wouldn’t find out who
+they belonged to. I’ve spent as much as seven shillings already, in
+trying to discover; but, if you could help me, I’d stand another seven
+and welcome. You see there’s TR and a cross, inside.’ ‘_I_ see,’ he
+says. ‘Bless you, _I_ know these gloves very well! I’ve seen dozens of
+pairs belonging to the same party.’ ‘No?’ says I. ‘Yes,’ says he. ‘Then
+you know who cleaned ’em?’ says I. ‘Rather so,’ says he. ‘My father
+cleaned ’em.’
+
+“‘Where does your father live?’ says I. ‘Just round the corner,’ says
+the young man, ‘near Exeter Street, here. He’ll tell you who they belong
+to, directly.’ ‘Would you come round with me now?’ says I. ‘Certainly,’
+says he, ‘but you needn’t tell my father that you found me at the play,
+you know, because he mightn’t like it.’ ‘All right!’ We went round to
+the place, and there we found an old man in a white apron, with two or
+three daughters, all rubbing and cleaning away at lots of gloves, in a
+front parlour. ‘Oh, Father!’ says the young man, ‘here’s a person been
+and made a bet about the ownership of a pair of gloves, and I’ve told
+him you can settle it.’ ‘Good evening, Sir,’ says I to the old
+gentleman. ‘Here’s the gloves your son speaks of. Letters TR, you see,
+and a cross.’ ‘Oh yes,’ he says, ‘I know these gloves very well; I’ve
+cleaned dozens of pairs of ’em. They belong to Mr. Trinkle, the great
+upholsterer in Cheapside.’ ‘Did you get ’em from Mr. Trinkle, direct,’
+says I, ‘if you’ll excuse my asking the question?’ ‘No,’ says he; ‘Mr.
+Trinkle always sends ’em to Mr. Phibbs’s, the haberdasher’s, opposite
+his shop, and the haberdasher sends ’em to me.’ ‘Perhaps _you_ wouldn’t
+object to a drain?’ says I. ‘Not in the least!’ says he. So I took the
+old gentleman out, and had a little more talk with him and his son, over
+a glass, and we parted excellent friends.
+
+“This was late on a Saturday night. First thing on the Monday morning, I
+went to the haberdasher’s shop, opposite Mr. Trinkle’s, the great
+upholsterer’s in Cheapside. ‘Mr. Phibbs in the way?’ ‘My name is
+Phibbs.’ ‘Oh! I believe you sent this pair of gloves to be cleaned?’
+Yes, I did, for young Mr. Trinkle over the way. There he is, in the
+shop!’ ‘Oh! that’s him in the shop, is it? Him in the green coat?’ ‘The
+same individual.’ ‘Well, Mr. Phibbs, this is an unpleasant affair; but
+the fact is, I am Inspector Wield of the Detective Police, and I found
+these gloves under the pillow of the young woman that was murdered the
+other day, over in the Waterloo Road?’ ‘Good Heaven!’ says he. ‘He’s a
+most respectable young man, and if his father was to hear of it, it
+would be the ruin of him!’ ‘I’m very sorry for it,’ says I, ‘but I must
+take him into custody.’ ‘Good Heaven!’ says Mr. Phibbs, again; ‘can
+nothing be done?’ ‘Nothing,’ says I. ‘Will you allow me to call him over
+here,’ says he, ‘that his father may not see it done?’ ‘I don’t object
+to that,’ says I; ‘but unfortunately, Mr. Phibbs, I can’t allow of any
+communication between you. If any was attempted, I should have to
+interfere directly. Perhaps you’ll beckon him over here?’ Mr. Phibbs
+went to the door and beckoned, and the young fellow came across the
+street directly; a smart, brisk young fellow.
+
+“‘Good morning, Sir,’ says I. ‘Good morning, Sir,’ says he. ‘Would you
+allow me to inquire, Sir,’ says I, ‘if you ever had any acquaintance
+with a party of the name of Grimwood?’ ‘Grimwood! Grimwood!’ says he,
+‘No!’ ‘You know the Waterloo Road?’ ‘Oh! of course I know the Waterloo
+Road!’ ‘Happen to have heard of a young woman being murdered there?’
+‘Yes, I read it in the paper, and very sorry I was to read it.’ ‘Here’s
+a pair of gloves belonging to you, that I found under her pillow the
+morning afterwards!’
+
+“He was in a dreadful state, Sir; a dreadful state! ‘Mr. Wield,’ he
+says, ‘upon my solemn oath I never was there. I never so much as saw
+her, to my knowledge, in my life!’ ‘I am very sorry,’ says I. ‘To tell
+you the truth; I don’t think you _are_ the murderer, but I must take you
+to Union Hall in a cab. However, I think it’s a case of that sort, that,
+at present, at all events, the magistrate will hear it in private.’”
+
+A private examination took place, and then it came out that this young
+man was acquainted with a cousin of the unfortunate Eliza Grimwoods, and
+that, calling to see this cousin a day or two before the murder, he left
+these gloves upon the table. Who should come in, shortly afterwards, but
+Eliza Grimwood! ‘Whose gloves are these?’ she says, taking ’em up.
+‘Those are Mr. Trinkle’s gloves,’ says her cousin. ‘Oh!’ says she, ‘they
+are very dirty and of no use to him, I am sure. I shall take ’em away
+for my girl to clean the stoves with.’ And she put ’em in her pocket.
+The girl had used ’em to clean the stoves, and, I have no doubt, had
+left ’em lying on the bedroom mantel-piece, or on the drawers, or
+somewhere; and her mistress, looking round to see that the room was
+tidy, had caught ’em up and put ’em under the pillow where I found ’em.
+
+“That’s the story, Sir.”
+
+
+ II. THE ARTFUL TOUCH.
+
+“One of the most _beautiful_ things that ever was done, perhaps,” said
+Inspector Wield, emphasising the adjective, as preparing us to expect
+dexterity or ingenuity rather than strong interest, “was a move of
+Serjeant Witchem’s. It was a lovely idea!
+
+“Witchem and me were down at Epsom one Derby Day, waiting at the station
+for the Swell Mob. As I mentioned, when we were talking about these
+things before, we are ready at the station when there’s races, or an
+Agricultural Show, or a Chancellor sworn in for an university, or Jenny
+Lind, or any thing of that sort; and as the Swell Mob come down, we send
+’em back again by the next train. But some of the Swell Mob, on the
+occasion of this Derby that I refer to, so far kiddied us as to hire a
+horse and shay; start away from London by Whitechapel, and miles round;
+come into Epsom from the opposite direction; and go to work, right and
+left, on the course, while we were waiting for ’em at the Rail. That,
+however, ain’t the point of what I’m going to tell you.
+
+“While Witchem and me were waiting at the station, there comes up one
+Mr. Tatt; a gentleman formerly in the public line, quite an amateur
+Detective in his way, and very much respected. ‘Halloa, Charley Wield,’
+he says. ‘What are you doing here? On the look out for some of your old
+friends?’ ‘Yes, the old move, Mr. Tatt.’ ‘Come along,’ he says, ‘you and
+Witchem, and have a glass of sherry.’ ‘We can’t stir from the place,’
+says I, ‘till the next train comes in; but after that, we will with
+pleasure.’ Mr. Tatt waits, and the train comes in, and then Witchem and
+me go off with him to the Hotel. Mr. Tatt he’s got up quite regardless
+of expense, for the occasion; and in his shirt-front there’s a beautiful
+diamond prop, cost him fifteen or twenty pound—a very handsome pin
+indeed. We drink our sherry at the bar, and have had our three or four
+glasses, when Witchem cries, suddenly, ‘Look out, Mr. Wield! stand
+fast!’ and a dash is made into the place by the swell mob—four of
+’em—that have come down as I tell you, and in a moment Mr. Tatt’s prop
+is gone! Witchem, he cuts ’em off at the door, I lay about me as hard as
+I can, Mr. Tatt shows fight like a good ‘un, and there we are, all down
+together, heads and heels, knocking about on the floor of the
+bar—perhaps you never see such a scene of confusion! However, we stick
+to our men (Mr. Tatt being as good as any officer), and we take ’em all,
+and carry ’em off to the station. The station’s full of people, who have
+been took on the course; and it’s a precious piece of work to get ’em
+secured. However, we do it at last, and we search ’em; but nothing’s
+found upon ’em, and they’re locked up; and a pretty state of heat we are
+in by that time, I assure you!
+
+“I was very blank over it, myself, to think that the prop had been
+passed away; and I said to Witchem, when we had set ’em to rights, and
+were cooling ourselves along with Mr. Tatt, ‘we don’t take much by
+_this_ move, anyway, for nothing’s found upon ’em, and it’s only the
+braggadocia[1] after all.’ ‘What do you mean, Mr. Wield?’ says Witchem.
+‘Here’s the diamond pin!’ and in the palm of his hand there it was, safe
+and sound! ‘Why, in the name of wonder,’ says me and Mr. Tatt, in
+astonishment, ‘how did you come by that?’ ‘I’ll tell you how I come by
+it,’ says he. ‘I saw which of ’em took it; and when we were all down on
+the floor together, knocking about, I just gave him a little touch on
+the back of his hand, as I knew his pal would; and he thought it WAS his
+pal; and gave it me!’ It was beautiful, beau-ti-ful!
+
+Footnote 1:
+
+ Three months’ imprisonment as reputed thieves.
+
+“Even that was hardly the best of the case, for that chap was tried at
+the Quarter Sessions at Guildford. You know what Quarter Sessions are,
+Sir. Well, if you’ll believe me, while them slow justices were looking
+over the Acts of Parliament, to see what they could do to him, I’m
+blowed if he didn’t cut out of the dock before their faces! He cut out
+of the dock, Sir, then and there; swam across a river; and got up into a
+tree to dry himself. In the tree he was took—an old woman having seen
+him climb up—and Witchem’s artful touch transported him!”
+
+
+ III.—THE SOFA.
+
+“What young men will do, sometimes, to ruin themselves and break their
+friends’ hearts,” said Serjeant Dornton, “it’s surprising! I had a case
+at Saint Blank’s Hospital which was of this sort. A bad case, indeed,
+with a bad end!
+
+“The Secretary, and the House-Surgeon, and the Treasurer, of Saint
+Blank’s Hospital, came to Scotland Yard to give information of numerous
+robberies having been committed on the students. The students could
+leave nothing in the pockets of their great-coats, while the great-coats
+were hanging at the Hospital, but it was almost certain to be stolen.
+Property of various descriptions was constantly being lost; and the
+gentlemen were naturally uneasy about it, and anxious, for the credit of
+the Institution, that the thief or thieves should be discovered. The
+case was entrusted to me, and I went to the Hospital.
+
+“‘Now, gentlemen,’ said I, after we had talked it over, ‘I understand
+this property is usually lost from one room.’
+
+“Yes, they said. It was.
+
+“‘I should wish, if you please,’ said I, ‘to see that room.’
+
+“It was a good-sized bare room downstairs, with a few tables and forms
+in it, and a row of pegs, all round, for hats and coats.
+
+“‘Next, gentlemen,’ said I, ‘do you suspect anybody?’
+
+“Yes, they said. They did suspect somebody. They were sorry to say, they
+suspected one of the porters.
+
+“‘I should like,’ said I, ‘to have that man pointed out to me, and to
+have a little time to look after him.’
+
+“He was pointed out, and I looked after him, and then I went back to the
+Hospital, and said, ‘Now, gentlemen, it’s not the porter. He’s,
+unfortunately for himself, a little too fond of drink, but he’s nothing
+worse. My suspicion is, that these robberies are committed by one of the
+students; and if you’ll put me a sofa into that room where the pegs
+are—as there’s no closet—I think I shall be able to detect the thief. I
+wish the sofa, if you please, to be covered with chintz, or, something
+of that sort, so that I may lie on my chest, underneath it, without
+being seen.’
+
+“The sofa was provided, and next day at eleven o’clock, before any of
+the students came, I went there, with those gentlemen, to get underneath
+it. It turned out to be one of those old-fashioned sofas with a great
+cross beam at the bottom, that would have broken my back in no time if I
+could ever have got below it. We had quite a job to break all this away
+in the time; however, I fell to work, and they fell to work, and we
+broke it out, and made a clear place for me. I got under the sofa, lay
+down on my chest, took out my knife, and made a convenient hole in the
+chintz to look through. It was then settled between me and the gentlemen
+that when the students were all up in the wards, one of the gentlemen
+should come in, and hang up a great-coat on one of the pegs. And that
+that great-coat should have, in one of the pockets, a pocket-book
+containing marked money.
+
+“After I had been there some time, the students began to drop into the
+room, by ones, and twos, and threes, and to talk about all sorts of
+things, little thinking there was anybody under the sofa—and then to go
+upstairs. At last there came in one who remained until he was alone in
+the room by himself. A tallish, good-looking young man of one or two and
+twenty, with a light whisker. He went to a particular hat-peg, took off
+a good hat that was hanging there, tried it on, hung his own hat in its
+place, and hung that hat on another peg, nearly opposite to me. I then
+felt quite certain that he was the thief, and would come back
+by-and-bye.
+
+“When they were all upstairs, the gentleman came in with the great-coat.
+I showed him where to hang it, so that I might have a good view of it;
+and he went away; and I lay under the sofa on my chest, for a couple of
+hours or so, waiting.
+
+“At last, the same young man came down. He walked across the room,
+whistling—stopped and listened—took another walk and whistled—stopped
+again, and listened—then began to go regularly round the pegs, feeling
+in the pockets of all the coats. When he came to THE great-coat, and
+felt the pocket-book, he was so eager and so hurried that he broke the
+strap in tearing it open. As he began to put the money in his pocket, I
+crawled out from under the sofa, and his eyes met mine.
+
+“My face, as you may perceive, is brown now, but it was pale at that
+time, my health not being good; and looked as long as a horse’s. Besides
+which, there was a great draught of air from the door, underneath the
+sofa, and I had tied a handkerchief round my head; so what I looked
+like, altogether, I don’t know. He turned blue—literally blue—when he
+saw me crawling out, and I couldn’t feel surprised at it.
+
+“‘I am an officer of the Detective Police,’ said I, ‘and have been lying
+here, since you first came in this morning. I regret, for the sake of
+yourself and your friends, that you should have done what you have; but
+this case is complete. You have the pocket-book in your hand and the
+money upon you; and I must take you into custody!’
+
+“It was impossible to make out any case in his behalf, and on his trial
+he pleaded guilty. How or when he got the means I don’t know; but while
+he was awaiting his sentence, he poisoned himself in Newgate.”
+
+
+“We inquired of this officer, on the conclusion of the foregoing
+anecdote, whether the time appeared long, or short, when he lay in that
+constrained position under the sofa?
+
+“‘Why, you see, Sir,’ he replied, ‘if he hadn’t come in, the first time,
+and I had not been quite sure he was the thief, and would return, the
+time would have seemed long. But, as it was, I being dead-certain of my
+man, the time seemed pretty short.’”
+
+
+
+
+ “EVIL IS WROUGHT BY WANT OF THOUGHT.”[2]
+
+
+Footnote 2:
+
+ THOMAS HOOD.
+
+“It must come some day; and come when it will, it will be hard to do, so
+we had best go at once, Sally. I shall have more trouble with Miss
+Isabel than you will with Miss Laura; for I am twice the favourite you
+are.”
+
+So said Fanny to her cousin, who had just turned to descend the
+staircase of Aldington Hall, where they had both lived since they were
+almost children, in attendance on the two daughters of the old baronet,
+who were near their own ages, and had always treated them with great
+kindness.
+
+“I am not sure of that,” replied Sally, “for Miss Laura is so seldom put
+out, that when once she is vexed, she will be hard to comfort; and I am
+sure, Fanny, she loves me every bit as well as Miss Isabel does you,
+though it is her way to be so quiet. I dare say she will cry when I say
+I must go; but then John would be like to cry too, if I put him off
+longer.”
+
+This consideration restored Sally’s courage, and she proceeded with
+Fanny to the gallery into which the rooms of their young mistresses
+opened; but here Fanny’s heart failed her; and, stopping short, she
+said,
+
+“Suppose we tell them to wait awhile longer, as the young ladies are
+going to travel. We might as well see the world first, and marry in a
+year or two. But still” added she, after a pause, “I could not find it
+in my heart to say so to Thomas; and I promised him to speak to-day.”
+
+Each cousin then knocked at the door of her mistress. Laura was not in
+her room, and Sally went to seek her below stairs; but Isabel called to
+Fanny to go in.
+
+Fanny obeyed, and walking forward a few steps, faltered out, with many
+blushes, that as young Thomas had kept company with her for nearly a
+twelvemonth, and had taken and furnished a little cottage, and begged
+hard to take her home to it. She was sorry to say, that if Miss Isabel
+would give her leave, she wished to give warning and to go from her
+service in a month.
+
+Fanny’s most sanguine wishes or fears, must have been surpassed by the
+burst of surprise and grief that followed her modest statement. Isabel
+reproached her; refused to take her warning; declared she would never
+see her again if she left the Hall, and that rather than be served by
+any but her dear Fanny, she would wait upon herself all her life. Fanny
+expostulated, and told her mistress that, foreseeing her unwillingness
+to lose her, she had already put Thomas off several months; and that at
+last, to gain further delay, she had run the risk of appearing selfish,
+by refusing to marry him till he had furnished a whole cottage for her.
+This, she said he had—by working late and early—accomplished in a
+surprisingly short time, and had the day before, claimed the reward of
+his industry. “And now, Miss,” added she, “he gets quite pale, and
+begins to believe I do not love him, and yet I do, better than all the
+world, and could not find it in my heart to vex him, and make him look
+sad again. Yesterday he seemed so happy, when I promised to be his wife
+in a month.” Here Fanny burst into tears. Her sobs softened Isabel, who
+consented to let her go; and after talking over her plans, became as
+enthusiastic in promoting, as she had at first been, in opposing them.
+Thomas was to take Fanny over to see the cottage, that evening, and
+Isabel, in the warmth of her heart, promised to accompany them. Fanny
+thanked her with a curtsey, and thought how pleased she ought to be at
+such condescension in her young mistress, but could not help fearing
+that her sweetheart would not half appreciate the favour.
+
+After receiving many promises of friendship and assistance, Fanny
+hastened to report to Sally the success of her negotiation. Sally was
+sitting in their little bedroom, thoughtful, and almost sad. She
+listened to Fanny’s account; and replied in answer to her questions
+concerning Miss Laura’s way of taking her warning, “I am afraid, Fanny,
+you were right in thinking yourself the greatest favourite, for Miss
+Laura seemed almost pleased at my news; she shook me by the hand, and
+said, ‘I am very glad to hear you are to marry such a good young man as
+everyone acknowledges John Maythorn to be, and you may depend upon my
+being always ready to help you, if you want assistance.’ She then said a
+deal about my having lived with her six years, and not having once
+displeased her, and told me that master had promised my mother and yours
+too, that his young ladies should see after us all our lives. This was
+very kind, to be sure; but then Miss Isabel promised you presents
+whether you wanted assistance or not, and is to give you a silk gown and
+a white ribbon for the wedding, and is to go over to the cottage with
+you: now Miss Laura did not say a word of any such thing.”
+
+Fanny tried to comfort her cousin by saying it was Miss Laura’s quiet
+way; but she could not help secretly rejoicing that her own mistress was
+so generous and affectionate.
+
+In the evening the two sweethearts came to lead their future wives to
+the cottages, which were near each other, and at about a mile from the
+Hall. John had a happy walk. He learned from Sally that he was to “take
+her home” in a month, and was so pleased at the news, that he could
+scarcely be happier when she bustled about, exclaiming at every new
+sight in the pretty bright little cottage. The tea-caddy, the cupboard
+of china, and a large cat, each called forth a fresh burst of joy. Sally
+thought everything “the prettiest she had ever seen;” and when John made
+her sit in the arm-chair and put her foot on the fender, as if she were
+already mistress of the cottage, she burst into sobs of joy. We will not
+pause to tell how her sobs were stopped, nor what promises of unchanging
+kindness, were made in that bright little kitchen; but we may safely
+affirm that Sally and John were happier than they had ever been in their
+lives, and that old Mrs. Maythorn, who was keeping the cottage for
+Sally, felt all her fondest wishes were fulfilled as she saw the two
+lovers depart.
+
+Fanny and Thomas, who had left them at the cottage door, walked on to
+their own future home, quite overwhelmed by the honour Miss Isabel was
+conferring on them by walking at their side.
+
+“You see, Miss,” said Thomas, as he turned the key of his cottage door,
+“there is nothing to speak of here, only such things as are necessary,
+and all of the plainest; but it will do well enough for us poor folks:”
+and as he threw open the door, he found to his surprise that what had
+seemed to him yesterday so pretty and neat, now looked indeed “all of
+the plainest.” The very carpet, and metal teapot, which he had intended
+as surprises for Fanny, he was now ashamed of pointing out to her, and
+he apologised to Isabel for the coarse quality of the former, telling
+her it was only to serve till he could get a better.
+
+“Yes,” answered she, “this is not half good enough for my little Fanny,
+she must have a real Brussels carpet. I will send her one. I will make
+your cottage so pretty, Fanny, you shall have a nice china tea set, not
+these common little things, and I will give you some curtains for the
+window.” Thomas blushed as this deficiency was pointed out. “Why, Miss,”
+said he, “I meant to have trained the rose tree over the window, I
+thought that would be shady, and sweet in the summer, and in the winter,
+why, we should want all the day-light; but then to be sure, curtains
+will be much better.”
+
+“Yes, Thomas,” replied the young lady, “and warm in the winter; you
+could not be comfortable with a few bare rose stalks before your window,
+when the snow was on the ground.” This had not occurred to Thomas, who
+now said faintly, “Oh no, Miss,” and felt that curtains were
+indispensable to comfort.
+
+Similar deficiencies or short-comings were discovered everywhere, so
+that even Fanny, who would at first be pleased with all she saw, in
+spite of the numerous defects that seemed to exist everywhere, gradually
+grew silent and ashamed of her cottage. She did her utmost to conceal
+from Thomas how entirely she agreed with her mistress, and as this
+generous young lady finished every remark, by saying “I will get you
+one,” or, “I will send you another,” she felt that all would be right
+before long.
+
+As Thomas closed the door, he wondered how in his wish to please Fanny
+he could have deceived himself so completely as to the merits of his
+cottage and furniture; but he too comforted himself by remembering how
+his kind patroness was to remedy all the defects; “though,” thought he,
+“I should have liked better to have done it all well myself.”
+
+The lady and the two lovers walked homewards, almost without speaking
+till they overtook John and Sally, who were whispering and laughing,
+talking of their cottage, Mrs. Maythorn’s joy at seeing them happy,
+their future plans for themselves and her, and all in so confused a way,
+that though twenty new subjects were started and discussed, none came to
+any conclusion, but that John and Sally loved each other and were very,
+very happy.
+
+“What ails you, Thomas?” said John, “Has any one robbed your house? I
+told you it was not safe to leave it,” but seeing Miss Isabel, he
+touched his hat and fell back to where Fanny was talking to her cousin.
+Isabel, however, left them that she might take a short cut through the
+park, while they went round by the road.
+
+At the end of the walk, Sally was half inclined to be dissatisfied with
+her furniture, so much had Fanny boasted of the improvements that were
+to be made in her own, but she could not get rid of the first impression
+it had made on her, and in a few days she quite forgot the want of
+curtains and carpet, and could only remember the happy time when she sat
+in the arm-chair with her foot on the fender.
+
+As the month drew to a close, the two sisters made presents to their
+maids. Laura gave Sally a merino dress, a large piece of linen, a cellar
+full of coals, and a five pound note. Isabel gave Fanny a silk gown that
+cost three guineas, a beautiful white bonnet ribbon, a small chimney
+glass (for which she kindly went into debt), three left-off muslin
+dresses, a painting done by her own hand, in a handsome gilt frame, and
+a beautiful knitted purse. Besides all this, she told Fanny it was still
+her intention to get the other things she had promised for the cottage,
+as soon as she had paid for the chimney glass. “I am very sorry,” she
+said, “that just now I am so poor, for unfortunately, as you know, I
+have had to pay for those large music volumes I ordered when I was in
+London, and which after all I never used. It always happens that I am
+poor when I want to make presents.”
+
+Fanny stopped her mistress with abundant thanks for the beautiful things
+she had already given her. “I am sure, Miss,” said she, “I shall
+scarcely dare wear these dresses, they look so lady-like and fine; Sally
+will seem quite strange by me. And this purse too, Miss; I never saw
+anything so smart.”
+
+Isabel was quite satisfied that she had eclipsed her sister in the
+number and value of her gifts, but she still assured Fanny she had but
+made a beginning. Large and generous indeed, were this young lady’s
+intentions.
+
+On the wedding morning Isabel rose early and dressed herself without
+assistance, then crossing to the room of the two cousins, she entered
+without knocking. Sally was gone, and Fanny lay sleeping alone.
+
+“How pretty she is!” said Isabel to herself. “She ought to be dressed
+like a lady to day. I will see to it;” then glancing proudly at the silk
+gown, which was laid out with all the other articles of dress, ready for
+the coming ceremony, her heart swelled with consciousness of her own
+generosity. “I have done nothing yet,” continued she; “she has been with
+me nearly six years, and always pleased me entirely, then papa promised
+her mother that he should befriend her as long as we both lived, and he
+has charged us both to do our utmost for our brides. Laura has bought
+Sally a shawl, I ought to give one too—what is this common thing? Fanny!
+Fanny! wake up. I am come to be your maid to day, for you shall be
+mistress on your wedding morning and have a lady to dress you. What is
+this shawl? It will not do with a silk dress, wait a minute,” and off
+she darted, leaving Fanny sitting up and rubbing her eyes trying to
+remember what her young mistress had said. Before she was quite
+conscious, Isabel returned with a Norfolk shawl of fine texture and
+design, but somewhat soiled. “There,” said she, throwing it across the
+silk gown, “those go much better together. I will give it you, Fanny.”
+
+“Thank you, Miss,” said Fanny, in a tone of hesitation; “but—but
+suppose, Miss, I was to wear Thomas’ shawl just to-day, as he gave it me
+for the wedding, and John got Sally one like it—I think, Miss—don’t you
+think, Miss, it might seem unkind to wear another just to-day?”
+
+“Why, it is just to-day I want to make you look like a lady, Fanny; no,
+no, you must not put on that white cotton-looking shawl with a silk
+dress, and this ribbon,” said Isabel, taking up the bonnet, proudly.
+Fanny looked sad, but the young mistress did not see this, for she was
+examining the white silk gloves, that lay beside the bonnet. “These,”
+thought she, “are not quite right, they look servantish, but my kid
+gloves would not fit her, besides, I have none clean, and it is well,
+perhaps, that she should have a few things to mark her rank. Yes, they
+will do.”
+
+There was so much confusion between the lady’s offering help, and the
+maid’s modestly refusing it, that the toilette was long in completing.
+At last, however, Isabel was in ecstasies. “Look,” said she, “how the
+bonnet becomes you! and the Norfolk shawl, too, no one would think you
+were only a lady’s-maid, Fanny. Stop, I will get a ribbon for your
+throat.” Off she flew, and was back again in five minutes. “But what is
+that for, Fanny? Are you afraid it will rain, this bright morning?”
+
+Fanny had, in Isabel’s absence, folded Thomas’ shawl, and hung it across
+her arm. “I thought, Miss,” answered she, blushing, “that I might just
+carry it, to show Thomas that I did not forget his present, or think it
+too homely to go to church with me.”
+
+“Impossible,” said Isabel, who, to do her justice, we must state, was
+far too much excited to suspect that she was making Fanny uncomfortable;
+“you will spoil all. There, put the shawl away,—that’s right, you look
+perfect. Go down to your bridegroom, I hear his voice in the hall, I
+will not come too, though I should like above all things to see his
+surprise, but I should spoil your meeting, and I am the last person in
+the world to do anything so selfish. One thing more, Fanny: I shall give
+you two guineas, that you may spend three or four days at L——, by the
+seaside; no one goes home directly, you would find it very dull to
+settle down at once in your cottage; tell Thomas so.” Isabel then
+retired to her room, wishing heartily that she could part with half her
+prettiest things, that she might heap more favours on the interesting
+little bride.
+
+Laura’s first thought that morning had also been of the little orphan,
+who had served her so long and faithfully, and whom her father had
+commended to her special care. She, too, had risen early, but without
+dressing herself, she went across to Sally. Sally was asleep, with the
+traces of tears on her cheeks; Laura looked at her for a few moments,
+and remembered how, when both were too young to understand the
+distinction of rank, they had been almost playmates; she wiped from her
+own eyes a little moisture that dimmed them, then putting her hand
+gently on Sally’s shoulder, she said, “Wake, Sally, I call you early
+that you may have plenty of time to dress me first and yourself
+afterwards. I know you would not like to miss waiting on me, or to do it
+hurriedly for the last time. You have been crying, Sally, do not colour
+about it, I should think ill of you if you were not sorry to leave us,
+you cannot feel the parting more than I do. I dare say I shall have hard
+work to keep dry eyes all day, but we must do our best, Sally, for it
+will not do for John to think I grudge you to him, or that you like me
+better than you do him.”
+
+“Oh no, Miss!” replied Sally, who felt at that moment that she could
+scarcely love any one better than her kind mistress. “Still John will
+not be hard upon me for a few tears,” added she, putting the sheet to
+her eyes.
+
+“Come, come, Sally, this will not do, jump up and dress yourself
+quickly, that you may be ready to brush my hair when I return from the
+dressing-room; you must do it well to day, for you know I am not yet
+suited with a maid, and must do it myself to-morrow.”
+
+This roused Sally, who dressed in great haste and was soon at her post.
+Laura asked her many questions about her plans for the future, and found
+with pleasure that most things had been well considered and arranged.
+“There is only one thing, Miss,” said Sally in conclusion, “that we are
+sorry for, and it is that we cannot offer old Mrs. Maythorn a home. She
+has no child but John, and will sadly feel his leaving her.”
+
+“But why cannot she live with you and work as she does now, so as to pay
+you for what she costs?”
+
+“Why, Miss, where she is she works about the house for her board, and
+does a trifle outdoors besides, that gets her clothing. John says it
+makes him feel quite cowardly, as it were, to see his old mother working
+at scrubbing and scouring, making her poor back ache, when he is so
+young and strong; yet we scarcely know if we could undertake for her
+altogether. I wish we could.”
+
+“How much would it cost you?”
+
+“A matter of four shillings a week; besides, we must get a bed and
+bedding. That we could put up in the kitchen, if we bought it to shut up
+in the day-time, and, as John says, Mrs. Maythorn would help us nicely
+when we get some little ones. But it would cost a deal of money to begin
+and go on with.”
+
+“I will think of this for you, Sally. It would be easy for me to give
+you four shillings a week now, but I may not always be able to do it. I
+may marry a poor man, or one who will not allow me to spend my money as
+I please, and were Mrs. Maythorn to give up her present employments, she
+would not be able to get them back again three or four years hence, nor
+would she, at her age, be able to meet with others; and if you would
+find it difficult to keep her now, you would much more when you have a
+little family; so we must do nothing hastily. I will consult Papa; he
+will tell me directly whether I shall be right in promising you the four
+shillings a week. If I do promise it, you may depend on always having
+it.”
+
+“Oh, thank you, thank you, Miss, for the thought: I will tell John
+directly I see him; the very hope will fill him with joy.”
+
+“No,” said Laura, “do not tell him yet, Sally, for you would be sorry to
+disappoint him afterwards, if I could not undertake it. Wait a day or
+two, and I will give you an answer; or, if possible, it shall be sooner.
+Now, thank you for the nice brushing: I will put up my hair while you go
+and dress; it is getting late. If you require assistance, and Fanny is
+not in your room, tap at my door, for I shall be pleased to help you
+to-day.”
+
+Laura was not called in; but when she thought the toilette must be
+nearly completed, went to Sally with the shawl which she had bought for
+her the day before. As she entered, Sally was folding the white one John
+had given her. “I have brought you a shawl,” said Laura, “which I want
+you to wear to-day; it is much handsomer than that you are folding. See,
+do you like it?”
+
+“Yes, Miss,” said Sally, “It is a very good one, I see,” and she began
+to re-fold the other; but Laura noticed the expression of disappointment
+with which she made the change, and taking up the plain shawl, said, “I
+do not know whether this does not suit your neat muslin dress better
+than mine. Did you buy it yourself, Sally?”
+
+“No, Miss, it was John’s present; but I will put on yours this morning,
+if you please, Miss, and I can wear John’s any day.”
+
+“No, no,” replied Laura, “you must put on John’s to-day. It matters but
+little to me when you wear mine, so long as it does you good service;
+but John will feel hurt if you cast his present aside on your
+wedding-day, because some one else has given you a shawl worth a few
+shillings more.” So Laura put the white shawl on the shoulders of Sally,
+who valued it more than the finest Cashmere in the world.
+
+As Sally went down stairs, she saw Fanny in tears on the landing. “I
+cannot think how it is,” answered she, in reply to Sally’s questioning,
+“but just on this day, when I thought to feel so happy, I am quite low.
+Miss Isabel has been so kind, she has dressed me, and quite flustered me
+with her attentions. See what nice things she has given me—this
+shawl—though for that matter, I’d rather have worn Thomas’s. Oh, how
+nice you look. Dear, so neat and becoming your station, and with John’s
+shawl, too, but then Miss Laura has made you no present.”
+
+“Yes, a good shawl, and a promise besides, but I will tell you about
+that another time. Let us go in now, they must be waiting for us.”
+
+Fanny felt so awkward in her fine clothes, that she could scarcely be
+prevailed on to encounter the gaze of the servants; but her good-natured
+cousin promising to explain that all her dress was given and chosen by
+her mistress, she at last went into the hall. Sally’s explanation was
+only heard by a few of the party, and as Fanny, in trying to conceal
+herself from the gaze of the astonished villagers, slunk behind old Mrs.
+Maythorn, she had the mortification of hearing her say to John, in the
+loud whisper peculiar to deaf people, “I am so glad, John, the neat one
+is yours; I should be quite frightened to see you take such a fine lady
+as Fanny to the altar; it makes me sorry for Thomas to see her begin so
+smart.”
+
+When the ceremony was over, the party returned to the Hall, where an
+hospitable meal had been provided for all the villagers of good
+character who chose to partake of it. It was a merry party, for even
+Fanny, when every one had seen her finery long enough to forget it,
+forgot it herself. Thomas was very good-natured about the shawl, and
+delighted at the prospect of spending a few days at L——. He and Fanny
+talked of the boat-excursions they would have, the shells they would
+gather for a grotto in their garden, and the long rambles they would
+take by the seaside, till they wondered how ever they could have been
+contented with the prospect of going to their cottage at once.
+
+As the pony chaise which the good baronet had lent for the day, drove up
+to take the bridal party to L——, for John and Sally were also to spend
+one day there, the two young ladies came to take leave of their
+_protégées_. Laura said, “Good bye, Sally, I have consulted Papa and
+will undertake to allow you four shillings a week as long as Mrs.
+Maythorn lives. Here is a sovereign towards expenses; you will not, I am
+sure, mind changing your five pound note for the rest.”
+
+Isabel said, “Good bye, Fanny. I am very, very sorry to disappoint you
+of your treat at L——, but I intended to have borrowed the two pounds of
+Miss Laura, and I find she cannot lend them to me. Never mind, I am sure
+you will be happy enough in your little cottage. I never saw such a
+sweet little place as it is.” So the bridal party drove away.
+
+In less than a week the cousins were established in their new abode.
+Sally settled and happy; but Fanny, unsettled, always expected the new
+carpet, the china tea set, and the various other alterations that Isabel
+had suggested and promised to make. The young lady was, however,
+unfortunate with her money. At one time she lost a bank-note; at
+another, just as she was counting out money for the Brussels carpet, the
+new maid entered to tell her that sundry articles of dress were “past
+mending,” and must be immediately replaced. One thing after another
+nipped her generous intentions in the bud, and at last she was obliged
+to set out for her long-expected journey to France, without having done
+more towards the fulfilment of her promises than call frequently on
+Fanny, to remind her that all her present arrangements were temporary,
+and that she should shortly have almost everything new.
+
+“Good bye, Fanny,” said she at parting; “I shall often write to you, and
+send you money. I will not make any distinct promise, for I daresay I
+shall be able to do more than I should like to say now.”
+
+Laura had given Sally a great many useful things for her cottage, but
+made no promise at parting. She said, “Be sure you write to me, Sally,
+from time to time, to say how you are going on, and tell me if you want
+help.”
+
+When Isabel was gone, Fanny saw that she must accustom herself to her
+cottage as it was, and banish from her mind the idea of the
+long-anticipated improvements. It was, however, no easy task. The window
+once regarded as bare and comfortless still seemed so, in spite of
+Fanny’s reasoning that it was no worse than Sally’s, which always looked
+cheerful and pretty. To be sure, John, who did not think of getting
+curtains, had trained a honeysuckle over it, still that made but little
+show at present. The carpet, too, so long regarded as a coarse temporary
+thing, never regained the beauty it first had to the eye of Thomas, as
+he laid it down the evening before he took Fanny to the cottage; and
+Fanny could never forget, as she arranged her tea-things, that Miss
+Isabel had called them “common little things;” so of all the other
+pieces of furniture that the young lady had remarked upon. Sally’s house
+was, in reality, more homely than her cousin’s, yet as she had never
+entertained a wish that it should be better, and as Laura had been
+pleased with all its arrangements, she bustled about it with perfect
+satisfaction; and even to Fanny it seemed replete with the comfort her
+own had always wanted.
+
+At the end of three months Isabel enclosed an order for three pounds to
+Fanny, desiring her to get a Brussels carpet, and if there was a
+sufficient remainder, to replace the tea set.
+
+“I would rather,” said Fanny to her cousin, “put up with the old carpet
+and china, and get a roll of fine flannel, some coals, an extra blanket
+or two, and a cradle for the little one that’s coming, for it will be
+cold weather when I am put to bed; but I suppose as Miss Isabel has set
+her mind on the carpet and china, I must get them.”
+
+A week or two after John was invited, with his wife and mother, to drink
+tea from Fanny’s new china. It was very pretty, so was the carpet, and
+so was Fanny making tea, elated with showing her new wealth.
+
+“Is not Miss Isabel generous?” asked she, as she held the milk-pot to be
+admired.
+
+“I sometimes wish Miss Laura had as much money to spare,” replied Sally;
+“for she lets me lay it out as I please, and I could get a number of
+things for three guineas.”
+
+“Fie, Sally,” said her husband; “are not three shillings to spend as one
+pleases, better than three guineas laid out to please some one else?”
+
+“Nonsense, John,” said Fanny, pettishly; “how can a carpet for my
+kitchen be bought to please any one but me?”
+
+“John isn’t far wrong either,” answered her husband; “but the carpet is
+very handsome, and does please you and me too, now it is here.”
+
+Time passed on, and Fanny gave birth to a little girl. Isabel stood
+sponsor for her by proxy, sending her an embroidered cloak and lace cap,
+and desiring that she should be called by her own name. Little Bella was
+very sickly, and as her mother had not been able to procure her good
+warm clothing, or lay in a large stock of firing, she suffered greatly
+from cold during the severe winter that followed her birth. The spring
+and summer did not bring her better health; and as Fanny always
+attributed her delicacy to the want of proper warmth in her infancy, she
+took a great dislike to the Brussels carpet, which now lay in a roll
+behind a large chest, having been long ago taken up as a piece of
+inconvenient luxury in a kitchen. “I wish you could find a corner for it
+in your cottage, Sally,” said she, “for I never catch a sight of it
+without worrying myself to think how much flannels and coals I might
+have bought with the money it cost.”
+
+Laura frequently sent Sally small presents of money, but Isabel, though
+not so regular as her sister, surprised every one by the splendour of
+her presents, when they did come. As Bella entered her second year, she
+received from her godmother a beautiful little carriage, which Thomas
+said must have “spoilt a five pound note.” This was Isabel’s last gift,
+for it was at about this time that she accepted an offer from a French
+count, and became so absorbed in her own affairs, that she forgot Fanny
+and Bella too. Poor Bella grew more and more sickly every month; the
+apothecary ordered her beef tea, arrowroot, and other strengthening
+diet, but work was slack with Thomas, and it was with difficulty that he
+could procure her the commonest food. “I am sure,” said Fanny to her
+cousin, as little Bella was whining on her knee, “that if only Miss
+Isabel were here, she would set us all right. She never could bear to
+see even a stranger in distress.”
+
+“I wish,” said Thomas, “that great folks would think a little of what
+they don’t see. I’ll lay anything Miss Isabel gives away a deal of
+money, more than enough to save our little one, to a set of French
+impostors that cry after her in the street, and yet, when she knows our
+child is ill, she never cares, because she can’t see it grow thin, or
+hear it cry.”
+
+“For shame, Thomas,” said his wife, “do not speak so rudely of the young
+lady. Have you forgotten the pretty carriage she sent Bella, and how
+pleased we were when it came?”
+
+“I don’t mean any harm,” answered her husband; “only it strikes me that
+Miss was pleased to buy the carriage because it was pretty, and seemed a
+great thing to send us, and that she would ’nt have cared a straw to
+give us a little each, that would have served us every bit as well.”
+
+“I never heard you so ungrateful, Thomas. Of course she would ’nt,
+because she wished to please us.”
+
+“Or herself, as John said; but may be I am wrong; only it goes to my
+heart to see the child want food while there is a filagree carriage in
+the yard that cost more than would keep her for six months.”
+
+“Well, cheer up,” said Sally; “Miss Laura will be coming home soon, and
+I’ll lay anything she won’t let Bella die of want.”
+
+“I’m afraid she won’t think of giving to me, Sally,” said Fanny
+despondingly; “I was never her maid, you know.”
+
+“You would ’nt fear, if you knew Miss Laura as I do, Fanny; she never
+cares who she helps so long as the person is deserving, and in want. She
+has no pride of that sort.”
+
+Isabel’s marriage was put off, and Laura’s return, consequently,
+postponed. As Bella grew worse every day, and yet no help came, the
+unselfish Sally wrote to her patroness, telling her of poor Fanny’s
+distress, and begging her either to send her help, or speak on her
+behalf to her sister.
+
+Isabel was dressing for a party when Laura showed her Sally’s letter.
+“Poor Fanny,” said she, “I wish I had known it before I bought this
+wreath. I have, absolutely, not a half-franc in the world. Will you buy
+the wreath of me at half-price, it has not even been taken from its
+box.”
+
+“I do not want it,” said Laura, “but I will lend you some money.”
+
+“No, I cannot borrow more,” said her sister despondingly. “I owe you
+already for the flowers, the brooch, the bill you paid yesterday, and I
+know not what else besides; but I will tell Eugène there is a poor
+Englishwoman in distress, I am sure he will send her something.”
+
+Eugène gave a five-franc piece.
+
+It was late one frosty evening when Sally ran across to her cousin’s
+cottage, delighted to be the bearer of the long hoped-for letter. Fanny
+was sitting on the fender before a small fire, hugging her darling to
+her breast, and breathing on its little face to make the air warmer.
+“I’m afraid,” said she, in answer to Sally’s inquiries, “that the child
+won’t be here long;” and she wiped away a few hot tears that had forced
+their way as she sat listening to the low moans of the little sufferer.
+
+“But I have good news for you,” said her cousin, cheerfully. “Here is a
+letter from Miss Isabel at last. I would not tell you before, but I
+wrote to Miss Laura, saying how you were expecting every week to be put
+to bed again, and how Bella was wasting away, and see, I was right about
+her, she has sent you a sovereign, and her sister’s letter, no doubt,
+contains a pretty sum.”
+
+Fanny started up, and could scarcely breathe as she broke the seal. What
+was her disappointment on seeing an order for five shillings!
+
+“I am very sorry, my good Fanny,” said Isabel, “that just now I have no
+money. A charitable gentleman sends you five shillings, and as soon as I
+possibly can, I will let you have a large sum. I have not yet paid for
+the carriage I sent you, and as the bill has been given me several
+times, I must discharge it before I send away more money. I hope that by
+this time, little Bella is better.”
+
+Fanny laid her child upon the bed, and putting her face by its side,
+shed bitter tears. Sally did not speak, and so both remained till Thomas
+came in from his work. Fanny would have hidden the letter from him, but
+he saw and seized it in a moment.
+
+“Five guineas for a carriage, and five shillings for a child’s life,”
+said he with a sneer, as he laid it down. “Do not look for the large
+sum, Fanny, you won’t get it; but I will work hard, and bury the child
+decently.”
+
+Fanny felt no inclination to defend her mistress. For the first time, it
+occurred to her that Thomas and John might be right in their judgment of
+her. She raised Bella, as Thomas, who had been twisting up the money
+order, was about to throw it in the fire. He caught a sight of the
+child’s wan face, and, advancing to the bed, said, in a softened tone,
+“Do you know father, pretty one?” and as Bella smiled, faintly, he
+added, “I will do anything for your sake. Here, Fanny, take the money,
+and get the child something nourishing.”
+
+Bella seemed to revive from getting better food; and the apothecary held
+out great hope of her ultimate recovery, if the improved diet could be
+continued; but expenses fell heavily on Thomas, Fanny was put to bed
+with a fine strong little boy, and, though Sally and Mrs. Maythorn
+devoted themselves to her and Bella, the anxiety she suffered from being
+separated from her invalid child, added to her former constant
+uneasiness, and want of proper food, brought on a fever that threatened
+her life. In a few days she became quite delirious. During this time
+Isabel was married, and Laura returned to England.
+
+When Fanny regained her consciousness she was in the dark, but she could
+see someone standing by the window. On her speaking the person advanced
+to her side. “Do not be startled to find me here,” said a sweet soft
+voice. “Sally has watched by your side for three nights, and when I came
+this evening she looked so ill that I insisted on her going to bed;
+then, as we could find no one on whose care and watchfulness we could
+depend, I took her place. You have been in a sound sleep Dr. Hart said
+you would wake up much better. Are you better?”
+
+“Yes, ma’am, a deal better; but where am I, and who is it with me?”
+
+“You are in your own pretty cottage, and Miss Laura is with you. You
+expected me home, did you not?”
+
+“Oh thank God; who sent you, dear Miss Laura? How is—but may be I had
+best not ask just while I am so weak. Is the dear boy well?”
+
+“Yes, quite well; and Bella is much better. I have sent her for a few
+days to L——, with Mrs. Maythorn; the sea air will do her good.”
+
+“Oh, thank you—thank you—dear young lady for the thought. I seem so
+bound up in that dear child, that nothing could comfort me for her loss.
+How good and kind you are, Miss—you do all so well and so quietly!”
+
+“Yes, Fanny, dear,” said Thomas, coming from behind the curtain and
+stooping to kiss his wife. “Miss Laura has saved you and Bella, and me
+too, for I could’nt have lived if you had died; and has found me work;
+and all without making one great present, or doing anything one could
+speak about. I’ll tell you what it is, wife, dear, Miss Isabel does all
+for the best, but it is just as she feels at the moment. Now Miss
+Laura—if I may be so bold to speak, Miss—Miss Laura does not give to
+please her own feelings, but to do good. I can’t say it well, but do you
+say it for me, Miss; I want Fanny to know the right words, to teach the
+little ones by-and-bye. You know what I wish to say, Miss Laura.”
+
+“Yes Thomas,” said Laura, blushing, “but I do not say you are right. You
+mean, I think, that my sister acts from impulse, and I from principle.
+Is that it?”
+
+“I suppose that’s it, Miss,” said Thomas, considering, and apparently
+not quite satisfied.
+
+“You have no harder meaning, I am sure,” said Laura, quietly, “because I
+love my sister very much.”
+
+“Certainly not, Miss,” returned Thomas. “But, myself, if I may take the
+liberty of gratefully saying so, I prefer to be acted to on principle,
+and think it a good deal better than impulse.”
+
+
+
+
+ CHIPS.
+
+
+ TORTURE IN THE WAY OF BUSINESS.
+
+The mention in a recent number of the extreme cruelty practised on
+calves, has drawn forth the following statement from a correspondent,—a
+clergyman in Bedfordshire:—
+
+“A member of my family was witness to the following act of barbarity,
+viz., that of plucking the feathers from a duck while yet alive. Upon
+being expostulated with, the man replied that it was a common
+practice,—‘we _half_ break their necks, then pluck them while they are
+warm, and then finish them off.’ This act of cruelty was witnessed in
+Brighton Market. If the above will at all assist you in exposing the
+atrocities which are practised on the brute creation, I shall be
+thankful. The public generally (save a few gross sensualists) have only,
+it is to be hoped, to be told what is practised on many articles of
+consumption, to make them protest against such wanton insults on God’s
+workmanship.”
+
+The only means of accounting for such irrational cruelty, is the
+supposition that the offending poulterers imagine ducks to be endowed by
+nature with no more feeling than feather-beds.
+
+The savage indifference with which unappreciable agonies are
+systematically inflicted upon sentient creatures, strikes us
+occasionally with wonder. The police reports have lately revealed a case
+which nothing but the best testimony could render credible. A
+correspondent of the Times Newspaper was some weeks since walking in the
+Walworth Road, when he saw several persons assembled round the shop of a
+butcher; half a dozen men were endeavouring to force two bullocks into a
+slaughter-house. The butcher’s journeyman struck one of the animals on
+the legs with a broom handle, which had a sharp pointed spike. The door
+of the slaughter-house was very narrow; the man got a rope and fixed it
+tightly round the horns of the bullock, and some of them then pulled
+this from the inside of the slaughter-house; the others were beating the
+brute behind and pushing it on. He saw one of the butchers twisting the
+animal’s tail till he doubled it up, and the bones were dislocated—at
+least, he was led to think so by the right angle formed by the two
+portions of the tail. The man’s hands were covered with blood which
+flowed from the tail; and he rubbed the dislocated parts together, which
+caused the poor animal to moan most piteously. Several of the bystanders
+expressed their disgust.
+
+The fellows were brought before the Lambeth magistrate by the Society
+for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals; but unfortunately the
+principal witness mistook one of the offenders for another person—his
+brother. The complaint, therefore, from that legal informality, broke
+down.
+
+The defendants appeared to treat the mere pulling a bullock through a
+passage too small for its comfortable admission, with ropes tied to its
+horns; the pushing it with goads from behind; the agonising twisting of
+its tail; as matters of the most perfect indifference. In his exultation
+at getting off, one of them facetiously promised the magistrate, in
+answer to an expostulation as to the narrowness of the passage, “that,
+to oblige his Worship, he would make the place big enough to admit a
+full-grown elephant, or a hippopotamus.”
+
+We have in former articles shown that this sort of brutality is of
+everyday occurrence, and perpetrated in the regular way of business. Use
+begets insensibility. We have no doubt that the poulterer and butchers
+concerned in the atrocities we have detailed, are worthy men enough in
+their families. They would not tear the hair out of the head of a child,
+or goad a wife with a broomstick, for the world. They are most likely
+tender fathers and affectionate husbands; but in the way of business, as
+poulterers, and butchers, what can exceed, or what censure can be too
+sharp for, their cruelty? Exposure is the only cure; and this we will
+always do our part in administering.
+
+
+
+
+ A COTTAGE MEMORY.
+
+
+ In that far foreign country, the dream of old days
+ And old haunts often bears me to Anthony Wray’s;
+ The white little cottage with nest-crowded eaves,
+ Peeping out half the year from an ambush of leaves.
+
+ And now once again have my footsteps been there,
+ And have found it—deserted, dismantled, and bare;
+ Except where the wall-flow’rs still cluster and wave
+ On the gable: they now are like flow’rs on a grave.
+
+ At that window, I thought as I passed through the door,
+ Where the late sunbeam strikes down the weed-covered floor,
+ How often the sunlight and moonlight have shone
+ Upon bright, living faces, that now are all gone.
+
+ In the choice ingle-nook stood no Martha’s arm-chair,
+ But a heap of dead leaves which the wind had swept there;
+ The low-talking wind that breathed thoughts of the time
+ When young voices rang round like a holiday chime.
+
+ And the hearth had become like a cold churchyard stone,
+ Encrusted with mould and with moss overgrown,
+ That had glowed through so many a long winter night,
+ The heart of the cottage, a core of warm light.
+
+ What talk and what mirth there! what tales told or read
+ To the children that listened in joy tinged with dread!
+ A storm shakes the window; they solemnly gaze
+ On each other, and draw their stools nearer the blaze.
+
+ Their father is drowsy with labour gone through,
+ And the deep satisfaction of nothing to do;
+ The woof of light sleep in its network has bound him,
+ And home mildly shines through the mist that’s around him.
+
+ The mother sits knitting and smiling fond praise;
+ The cheek of the youngest shines warm in the blaze
+ As he rests his white head on his grandmother’s knee;
+ Alas! that these pictures mere phantoms should be.
+
+ As ghosts of burnt roses cloud up from their ashes,
+ Rise scenes from the past in these transient flashes;
+ Thin visions, soon melted, which leave the heart sore,
+ By half-showing that which they will not restore.
+
+ Could it be that this Household was gone, and for ever?
+ The wood looked unchanged, and the fields, and the river;
+ Co-tenants of time, even part did these seem
+ Of beings who now are but shapes of a dream.
+
+ The broad-leaved horse-chesnut my thoughts used to wed
+ With those for whose shelter its boughs seemed to spread,
+ Dipped slowly in sunlight its fans as of old,
+ But beneath, all had passed “like a tale that is told.”
+
+ Long I stood, and had no word of comfort to say
+ Yet not unconsoled did I turn me away:
+ Thank God for the faith that is stronger than grief,
+ The fountain that springs to the parched soul’s relief.
+
+ The whispered assurance which raises and soothes,
+ That these are the phantoms, and those still the truths;
+ And their trials and virtues, their tears and their mirth
+ _Not_ faded like yesterday’s light from the earth!
+
+
+
+
+ “CAPE” SKETCHES.
+
+
+There is a peculiarity evinced by such of the advocates of colonisation
+as have acquainted themselves personally with colonial life, which puts
+in a strong light the adaptability of most of our territories beyond sea
+for bettering the condition of enterprising emigrants. It is this:—each
+man vaunts loudly the superiority of the colony he has visited over all
+the others. “How is it possible,” writes a settler in New Zealand to us,
+“that people will be so blind as to risk their capital in Australia
+while there is New Zealand, the finest country, with the finest climate
+in the world!” The friend, who occasionally amuses and instructs us with
+his vivid sketches of Australian life, exclaims—“New Zealand!—Where are
+its markets?—What is a farmer to do with his produce when he has got
+it?—No, no; my advice is Sydney.” “By no means,” ejaculates a third,
+just home from Port Philip, “South Australia is the country for an
+energetic man to gain independence and wealth.” A successful emigrant,
+hot from Hobart Town, vaunts the advantages of Van Dieman’s Land. Our
+friend from Canada over-rides all these opinions. “Why,” he argues, “go
+to uncivilised, uncultivated, and far-off countries, when you can, at
+once, join established communities, and enjoy regular British
+institutions, only a three weeks’ sail distant; where markets are
+regular, food cheap, and where (on account of the intense cold) there is
+nothing to do for one-third of the year?” Lastly, we are favoured with
+the opinion of a five years’ resident in South Africa:—“Truly,” he says,
+“people who brave the regions of a northern climate, who expose their
+lives in dangerous proximity to savages, who heed not agues in swamps,
+nor thirst in deserts, forget there is such a place as the Cape of Good
+Hope.”
+
+Although all this one-sided enthusiasm does not prove either of the
+respective cases argued by the different advocates; yet it shows in a
+broad light the certain advantages of emigration in general. To whatever
+quarter of the globe the observer turns, he sees, amidst occasional
+instances of disappointment and loss, that emigration has, in general,
+answered the expectations of the emigrants. But this general success he
+does not attribute to the soundness of the principle in the abstract,
+but to the advantages of the particular country in which he has
+witnessed the most prosperity.
+
+In, therefore, sifting and comparing with other evidence the numerous
+papers which we receive from, and relative to, the various colonies, it
+is our aim to give such true pictures of colonial life as enable the
+reader to judge fairly of the pains, pleasures, losses and gains of all
+the new homes which have been established by and for Englishmen in
+various parts of the globe.
+
+We have been led into these remarks by a communication now before us
+from the gentleman already mentioned who has passed five active years in
+the colony of the Cape of Good Hope. His characteristic preface to the
+amusing and instructive sketches of Cape Life is as follows:—
+
+ “I cannot but think, that, in the present rage for promoting
+ emigration, too much attention is paid to new and untried countries
+ whose resources are as yet doubtful and undeveloped, to the detriment
+ of the old established colonies, whose constant cry is for ‘labour,
+ labour, labour.’ Amongst the least popular of our old colonies is the
+ Cape of Good Hope. Yet I think, that most, if not all, the objections
+ usually raised against it are erroneous; while many of its undoubted
+ advantages are overlooked. It is my desire, if possible, to remove
+ some of the prejudices entertained against a land where I spent five
+ happy years of my life. My intention is simply to give a few
+ travelling sketches, and to portray some of the characteristic
+ features of the country and its inhabitants.”
+
+Cape Wine enjoys a very unenviable notoriety in England. Order a glass
+of sherry at a fourth-rate tavern: taste it—it is _very_ bad—you turn up
+your nose and cry “Cape!” Mr. Lazarus, a Hebrew dealer in wine and
+money, “does a little bill” for you, and sends you home as part payment
+a few dozen of “excellent Madeira.” Are you rash enough to taste it? If
+so, as soon as you have recovered from the sputtering caused by its
+fearful acidity, you mutter a phrase never mentioned to ears polite, and
+say again—“Cape!” In fact, whenever you drink any vile compound, under
+the name of wine, to which you are at a loss to ascribe a native land,
+you cry—“Cape!”
+
+The old adage of “give a dog a bad name and hang him,” is fully
+exemplified here. Still it must be admitted that the dog must first have
+_earned_ his bad name. So it is with Cape Wine. It _was_ very bad, and a
+great part of it is so still; while decidedly the worst of it is sent to
+England. I have often endeavoured to persuade the wine farmers that this
+is bad policy on their part; but they will not be convinced. They say
+that Cape Wine has a bad name in the market; that it is bought only as
+“Cape Wine,” without any distinction of vintage or class; and that the
+worst of it brings them as good a price as the best. And yet there is a
+vast difference in the various qualities; and even the best of them are
+still susceptible of wonderful improvement.
+
+There is a similarity between the Cape and the Madeira grape. Both are
+cultivated very much in the same manner, but the grand point of
+difference between the two is the time of gathering the grapes. In
+Madeira they are not gathered till so ripe that many begin to fall, and
+many are withered from over ripeness; these are of course rejected. By
+this means a smaller amount of wine is obtained from a vineyard than
+would have been produced had the grapes been gathered earlier: but the
+quality of the wine is improved beyond conception. Every grape is full,
+ripe, and luscious, and the wine partakes of its quality. Nothing can
+prove more clearly the necessity of the grape being fully, and rather
+_over_ ripe, than the difference of the wine produced on the north side
+of the Island of Madeira, where this perfection of the grape can
+scarcely be attained, and that grown on the south side: the latter is
+Nectar; the former Cape; or little better.
+
+Now at _the_ Cape the object of the farmer is always to get the greatest
+_quantity_ of wine from his vineyard; and consequently he gathers his
+grapes when they are barely ripe, and none have fallen or withered;
+whereby he fills his storehouses with wine full of acidity and of that
+vile twang which all who have tasted shudder to recal.
+
+Some of the wine-growers in the colony have lately pursued a different
+plan, and with vast success. This has been chiefly among the English
+colonists; for a Dutch boor at the Cape is a very intractable animal,
+and not easily induced to swerve from old systems, be they ever so bad.
+Probably, the principal reason why the colony produced from the very
+first such bad wines, was its having been colonised by Dutchmen, who
+could have had no experience at home in wine-growing.
+
+Who knows what might have been the case had a colony from the plains of
+Champagne or Bordeaux first settled there? Apropos of this, I may
+mention that a fellow passenger of mine was a Frenchman from Champagne.
+At the Cape he entered into partnership with a young Englishman (also a
+fellow passenger), and agreed to take a wine farm. The Englishman was to
+supply capital—the Frenchman knowledge. Monsieur had determined to make
+“Cape Champagne;” and remarkably well he succeeded. Often at public and
+even at private dinners, when swallowing something dignified with the
+name of that right-royal wine, have I sighed to think how far more
+palatable would be a bottle of Monsieur L——’s vintage.
+
+It perhaps requires a greater outlay of capital to be a successful
+wine-grower than almost anything else in the colony. There are, in
+addition to the purchase of land and vines, the expenses of storehouses,
+casks, and, above all, that most difficult commodity to attain—labour.
+So great is the want of the latter, and so uncertain the supply of even
+that which is attainable, that he is a bold man who ventures on
+wine-farming at the Cape.
+
+The wine-growers are generally wealthy men, for, in spite of all
+obstacles, their profits are very large. Few people who even touch at
+the Cape fail to visit the Constantia wine farms, producing the
+delicious sweet wine of that name. It is grown on a mountain named after
+the wife of one of the former Governors of the Cape—whether in
+compliment to the lady’s sweetness of disposition, or her love for the
+wine then produced, I know not. Three farms monopolise this mountain.
+Even half a mile from them, the wine produced is of a very inferior
+flavour. They live in excellent style, these Constantia wine-growers.
+When first I visited one of them, a carriage-and-four and two buggies,
+conveying a party of Indian visitors, had just drawn up at the door. A
+_déjeûner_ was spread in a long, handsome, and elegantly-furnished
+apartment, for the entertainment of any one who might chance to come and
+visit the farm. Two or three superintendents were ready to show the
+“lions” of the place to visitors, and to give them samples of the wine
+to taste. There are many varieties of it. And, oh, how seductive that
+same Constantia is! Who can resist it in all its delicious varieties?
+
+I recollect that as I rode towards the farm I passed a toll-gate, and
+looking, I suppose, extremely like a “griffin” (for I had only been a
+week in the colony), the “pikeman” observed, as he took my twopence, and
+handed me the ticket, “Hopes you’ll be able to read it as you comes
+back, Sir!”
+
+“What do you mean?” I asked.
+
+“No offence, Sir,” said the man with a grin; “only I’ve seed a many as
+_couldn’t_—that’s all.”
+
+The three Constantia wine-growers are Dutchmen; and so, in fact, are
+nearly all the wine farmers throughout the colony. Englishmen who go out
+there generally take to trade or sheep-farming; and they are right,—for
+it requires far less experience, less capital, and less labour, to
+follow almost any calling at the Cape than that of a wine-grower. I
+think, however, that a Company might be profitably established here or
+in the colony, for cultivating the vine there and importing its produce
+to Europe. For this purpose, they should send out labourers and
+superintendents, carefully selected from the wine districts of France
+and Germany; and take care that the Madeira plan of gathering the grapes
+be adopted. They should agitate, too, for a reduction of the duty on the
+wine: at present it is far too high. Perhaps the profits would not at
+first be great, for there is a serious obstacle to be overcome,—a bad
+name in the market; but eventually I believe that the speculation would
+be a lucrative one, and that it would in time remove the unfortunate
+stigma now affixed to Cape wine.
+
+
+In these days of railroad travelling, when twenty miles an hour would be
+considered slow enough to justify a letter of complaint from “Viator” to
+the editor of the Times, it may rather astonish my readers to learn that
+twenty miles is considered a fair day’s journey at the Cape. Yet so it
+is.
+
+Unless you amble on horseback, which only men and _young_ men can
+undertake, the sole and universal method of travelling is by an
+ox-wagon. Just go and see the wagon exhibited by Cumming in his
+South-African Exhibition, at Hyde Park corner! Imagine such a machine,
+with twelve or fourteen oxen attached to it by a long rope of plaited
+hide (called a treck-tow) attached to the pole, and to which are
+fastened the yokes of the oxen. Then fancy a little Hottentot lad, very
+much like one of the Bushmen lately exhibited in London (but, perhaps,
+hardly so handsome,) leading the two front oxen by a strip of hide
+fastened to their horns (called a reim), and a full-grown Hottentot
+seated on the driving-seat, in the front of the wagon, with an enormous
+whip in his hands formed of a long bamboo handle and a lash of plaited
+thongs, with which he can, from his seat, reach the leaders of his team;
+and you have the “travelling carriage” of South Africa complete before
+your eyes.
+
+The same team (or “span” in South-African phraseology) of oxen take you
+the whole journey, whether it be twenty or two hundred miles; and as
+they have no other food on the way, nor indeed at any other time, than
+the grass and water on the roadside, you may imagine that twenty or
+twenty-five miles a day is quite work enough for them. The journey is,
+however, by no means so tedious or uninteresting an affair as might be
+supposed. It is like so many days of pic-nic-ing, with new scenery each
+day, and in a glorious climate. The wagon is of course well furnished
+with tea, sugar, coffee, wine, flour, eggs, fresh and preserved meat,
+vegetables, and in fact all that refreshes and cheers the inward man:
+for, be it recollected, that there are no inns, or at least the very few
+there are are scattered at such great distances apart over the country
+that no wagon traveller thinks of visiting them. The wagon in fact
+becomes your home and your store-house as well as your travelling
+carriage. A long stretcher is slung in it, on which is placed your bed,
+which serves for a lounging couch by day. Some people travel with a
+tent, but this is unnecessary when the party does not exceed two or
+three, besides the Hottentots, who sleep under the wagon, or under a
+bush or anywhere else on the ground, as soundly as their masters in
+their beds.
+
+Travellers generally take their guns with them, as they may chance to
+get a little sport on the road. At six in the morning we will suppose
+the carriage to start; at about ten you will “outspan”—that is, take out
+the oxen and let them feed, and prepare for breakfast. Your Hottentots
+soon collect fuel, the wagon is drawn up close by a mimosa or some other
+bush, a fire is lighted, the kettle set to boil, the coffee prepared,
+the steaks cooked in a frying-pan, and perhaps some hot cakes made of
+meal baked for you; and with a beautiful country round you, and a
+magnificent sky above you, if you cannot make a good breakfast, and feel
+a light heart, I fear that you must be terribly “used up.”
+
+Then comes a stroll through the bush with your double-barrel on your
+shoulder, in search of a partridge or a Guinea fowl, or a stray
+antelope; and back to the wagon, now ready for another start.
+
+Forward, again, till dinner-time, when the same process is gone through.
+After dinner, perhaps you will go forward another four or five miles,
+and then “outspan” for the night.
+
+The nights of the Cape climate are glorious! I can scarcely imagine
+anything more beautiful. The sky of that deep, dark blue, which we never
+see in northern climates; the moon shining as she only can in such a
+sky, the stars so bright and distinct, with the beautiful southern cross
+in all its brilliancy, among them; the perfect stillness of everything
+around; the lofty and rugged mountains where the foot of man has never
+trodden; the thick dark bush, penetrable only by the wild beast or the
+savage; the broad plain covered with Aloes, Cape Heaths, Wild Stocks,
+and the ten thousand variegated shrubs which make a carpet beneath your
+feet as beautiful as the canopy of heaven above your head; and that
+little spot worthy the pencil of Salvator Rosa—the dark foliage of the
+bush lighted up by your fire, and around it the dusky forms of your
+Hottentots stretched at their ease, and enjoying, as none but a half
+savage knows how thoroughly to enjoy, the requisite delight of the
+“Dolce far niente.”
+
+No doubt railroads are glorious inventions. All honour, too, to Macadam,
+and to stagecoaches and post-chaises; all praise to the comforts and
+convenience of a good English Inn. But if you have a spark of native
+poetry in your composition, in spite of bad roads, slow travelling,
+rough fare, and a bed “al fresco,” you will enjoy one of these South
+African journeys more than any trip you ever took in Europe. You have no
+other travelling companions than the beauties of Nature’s works around
+you, fresh as from the hands of their Creator, and the thoughts and
+reflections high and holy, as such scenes and such companionship will
+not fail to call forth.
+
+
+
+
+ CHEMICAL CONTRADICTIONS.
+
+
+Science, whose aim and end is to prove the harmony and “eternal fitness
+of things,” also proves that we live in a world of paradoxes; and that
+existence itself, is a whirl of contradictions. Light and darkness,
+truth and falsehood, virtue and vice, the negative and positive poles of
+galvanic or magnetic mysteries, are evidences of all-pervading
+antitheses, which acting like the good and evil genii of Persian
+Mythology, neutralise each other’s powers when they come into collision.
+It is the office of science to solve these mysteries. The appropriate
+symbol of the lecture-room is a Sphinx; for a scientific lecturer is but
+a better sort of unraveller of riddles.
+
+Who would suppose, for instance, that water—which everybody knows,
+extinguishes fire—may, under certain circumstances, add fuel to flame,
+so that the “coming man” who is to “set the Thames on fire,” may not be
+far off. If we take some mystical grey-looking globules of potassium
+(which is the metallic basis of common pearl-ash) and lay them upon
+water, the water will instantly appear to ignite. The globules will swim
+about in flames, reminding us of the “death-fires” described by the
+Ancient Mariner, burning “like witches’ oil” on the surface of the
+stagnant sea. Sometimes even, without any chemical ingredient being
+added, Fire will appear to spring spontaneously from water; which is not
+a simple element, as Thales imagined, when he speculated upon the origin
+of the Creation, but two invisible gases—oxygen and hydrogen, chemically
+combined. During the electrical changes of the atmosphere in a
+thunder-storm, these gases frequently combine with explosive violence,
+and it is this combination which takes place when “the big rain comes
+dancing to the earth.” These fire-and-water phenomena are thus accounted
+for; certain substances have peculiar affinities or attractions for one
+another; the potassium has so inordinate a desire for oxygen, that the
+moment it touches, it decomposes the water, abstracts all the oxygen,
+and sets free the hydrogen or inflammable gas. The potassium, when
+combined with the oxygen, forms that corrosive substance known as
+caustic potash, and the heat disengaged during this process, ignites the
+hydrogen. Here the mystery ends; and the contradictions are
+solved;—Oxygen and hydrogen when combined, become water; when separated
+the hydrogen gas burns with a pale lambent flame. Many of Nature’s most
+delicate deceptions are accounted for by a knowledge of these laws.
+
+Your analytical chemist sadly annihilates, with his scientific
+machinations, all poetry. He bottles up at pleasure the Nine Muses, and
+proves them—as the fisherman in the Arabian Nights did the Afrite—to be
+all smoke. Even the Will o’ the Wisp cannot flit across its own morass
+without being pursued, overtaken, and burnt out by this scientific
+detective policeman. He claps an extinguisher upon Jack o’ Lanthorn
+thus:—He says that a certain combination of phosphorus and hydrogen,
+which rises from watery marshes, produces a gas called phosphuretted
+hydrogen, which ignites spontaneously the moment it bubbles up to the
+surface of the water and meets with atmospheric air. Here again, the
+Ithuriel wand of science dispels all delusion, pointing out to us, that
+in such places animal and vegetable substances are undergoing constant
+decomposition; and as phosphorus exists under a variety of forms in
+these bodies, as phosphate of lime, phosphate of soda, phosphate of
+magnesia, &c., and as furthermore the decomposition of water itself is
+the initiatory process in these changes, so we find that phosphorus and
+hydrogen are supplied from these sources; and we may therefore easily
+conceive the consequent formation of phosphuretted hydrogen. This gas
+rises in a thin stream from its watery bed, and the moment it comes in
+contact with the oxygen of the atmosphere, it bursts into a flame so
+buoyant, that it flickers with every breath of air, and realises the
+description of Goëthe’s Mephistopheles, that the course of
+Jack-o’-lantern is generally “zig-zag.”
+
+Who would suppose that absolute darkness may be derived from two rays of
+light! Yet such is the fact. If two rays proceed from two luminous
+points very close to each other, and are so directed as to cross at a
+given point on a sheet of white paper in a dark room, their united light
+will be twice as bright as either ray singly would produce. But if the
+difference in the distance of the two points be diminished only one
+half, the one light will extinguish the other, and produce absolute
+darkness. The same curious result may be produced by viewing the flame
+of a candle through two very fine slits near to each other in a card.
+So, likewise, strange as it may appear, if two musical strings be so
+made to vibrate, in a certain succession of degrees, as for the one to
+gain half a vibration on the other, the two resulting sounds will
+antagonise each other and produce an interval of perfect silence. How
+are these mysteries to be explained? The Delphic Oracle of science must
+again be consulted, and among the high priests who officiate at the
+shrine, no one possesses more recondite knowledge, or can recal it more
+instructively, than Sir David Brewster. “The explanation which
+philosophers have given,” he observes, “of these remarkable phenomena,
+is very satisfactory, and may easily be understood. When a wave is made
+on the surface of a still pool of water by plunging a stone into it, the
+wave advances along the surface, while the water itself is never carried
+forward, but merely rises into a height and falls into a hollow, each
+portion of the surface experiencing an elevation and a depression in its
+turn. If we suppose two waves equal and similar, to be produced by two
+separate stones, and if they reach the same spot at the same time, that
+is, if the two elevations should exactly coincide, they would unite
+their effects, and produce a wave twice the size of either; but if the
+one wave should be put so far before the other, that the hollow of the
+one coincided with the elevation of the other, and the elevation of the
+one with the hollow of the other, the two waves would obliterate or
+destroy one another; the elevation as it were of the one filling up half
+the hollow of the other, and the hollow of the one taking away half the
+elevation of the other, so as to reduce the surface to a level. These
+effects may be exhibited by throwing two equal stones into a pool of
+water; and also may be observed in the Port of Batsha, where the two
+waves arriving by channels of different lengths actually obliterate each
+other. Now, as light is supposed to be produced by waves or undulations
+of an ethereal medium filling all nature, and occupying the pores of the
+transparent bodies; and as sound is produced by undulations or waves in
+the air: so the successive production of light and darkness by two
+bright lights, and the production of sound and silence by two loud
+sounds, may be explained in the very same manner as we have explained
+the increase and obliteration of waves formed on the surface of water.”
+
+The apparent contradictions in chemistry are, indeed, best exhibited in
+the lecture-room, where they may be rendered visible and tangible, and
+brought home to the general comprehension. The Professor of Analytical
+Chemistry, J. H. Pepper, who demonstrates these things in the Royal
+Polytechnic Institution, is an expert manipulator in such mysteries;
+and, taking a leaf out of his own magic-book, we shall conjure him up
+before us, standing behind his own laboratory, surrounded with all the
+implements of his art. At our recent visit to this exhibition we
+witnessed him perform, with much address, the following experiments:—He
+placed before us a pair of tall glass vessels, each filled, apparently,
+with water;—he then took two hen’s eggs, one of these he dropped into
+one of the glass vessels, and, as might have been expected, it
+immediately sank to the bottom. He then took the other egg, and dropped
+it into the other vessel of water, but, instead of sinking as the other
+had done, it descended only half way, and there remained suspended in
+the midst of the transparent fluid. This, indeed, looked like magic—one
+of Houdin’s sleight-of-hand performances—for what could interrupt its
+progress? The water surrounding it appeared as pure below as around and
+above the egg, yet there it still hung like Mahomet’s coffin, between
+heaven and earth, contrary to all the well established laws of gravity.
+The problem, however, was easily solved. Our modern Cagliostro had
+dissolved in one half of the water in this vessel as much common salt as
+it would take up, whereby the density of the fluid was so much augmented
+that it opposed a resistance to the descent of the egg after it had
+passed through the unadulterated water, which he had carefully poured
+upon the briny solution, the transparency of which, remaining
+unimpaired, did not for a moment suggest the suspicion of any such
+impregnation. The good housewife, upon the same principle, uses an egg
+to test the strength of her brine for pickling.
+
+Every one has heard of the power which bleaching gas (chlorine)
+possesses in taking away colour, so that a red rose held over its fumes
+will become white. The lecturer, referring to this fact, exhibited two
+pieces of paper; upon one was inscribed, in large letters, the word
+“PROTEUS;” upon the other no writing was visible; although he assured us
+the same word was there inscribed. He now dipped both pieces of paper in
+a solution of bleaching-powder, when the word “Proteus” disappeared from
+the paper upon which it was before visible; whilst the same word
+instantly came out, sharp and distinct, upon the paper which was
+previously a blank. Here there appeared another contradiction: the
+chlorine in the one case obliterating, and in the other reviving the
+written word; and how was this mystery explained? Easily enough! Our
+ingenious philosopher, it seems, had used indigo in penning the one word
+which had disappeared; and had inscribed the other with a solution of a
+chemical substance, iodide of potassium and starch; and the action which
+took place was simply this: the chlorine of the bleaching solution set
+free the iodine from the potassium, which immediately combined with the
+starch, and gave colour to the letters which were before invisible.
+Again—a sheet of white paper was exhibited, which displayed a broad and
+brilliant stripe of scarlet—(produced by a compound called the
+bin-iodide of mercury)—when exposed to a slight heat the colour changed
+immediately to a bright yellow, and, when this yellow stripe was crushed
+by smartly rubbing the paper, the scarlet colour was restored, with all
+its former brilliancy. This change of colour was effected entirely by
+the alteration which the heat, in the one case, and the friction, in the
+other, produced in the particles which reflected these different
+colours;—and, upon the same principle, we may understand the change of
+the colour in the lobster-shell, which burns from black to red in
+boiling; because the action of the heat produces a new arrangement in
+the particles which compose the shell.
+
+With the assistance of water and fire, which have befriended the
+magicians of every age, contradictions of a more marvellous character
+may be exhibited, and even the secret art revealed of handling red hot
+metals, and passing through the fiery ordeal. If we take a platinum
+ladle, and hold it over a furnace until it becomes of a bright red heat,
+and then project cold water into its bowl, we shall find that the water
+will remain quiescent and give no sign of ebullition—not so much as a
+single “fizz;” but, the moment the ladle begins to cool, it will boil up
+and quickly evaporate. So also, if a mass of metal, heated to whiteness,
+be plunged in a vessel of cold water, the surrounding fluid will remain
+tranquil so long as the glowing white heat continues; but, the moment
+the temperature falls, the water will boil briskly. Again—if water be
+poured upon an iron sieve, the wires of which are made red hot, it will
+not run through; but, on the sieve cooling, it will run through rapidly.
+These contradictory effects are easily accounted for. The repelling
+power of intense heat keeps the water from immediate contact with the
+heated metal, and the particles of the water, collectively, retain their
+globular form; but, when the vessel cools, the repulsive power
+diminishes, and the water coming into closer contact with the heated
+surface its particles can no longer retain their globular form, and
+eventually expand into a state of vapour. This globular condition of the
+particles of water will account for many very important phenomena;
+perhaps it is best exhibited in the dew-drop, and so long as these
+globules retain their form, water will retain its fluid properties. An
+agglomeration of these globules will carry with them, under certain
+circumstances, so much force that it is hardly a contradiction to call
+water itself a solid. The water-hammer, as it is termed, illustrates
+this apparent contradiction. If we introduce a certain quantity of water
+into a long glass tube, when it is shaken, we shall hear the ordinary
+splashing noise as in a bottle; but, if we exhaust the air, and again
+shake the tube, we shall hear a loud ringing sound, as if the bottom of
+the tube were struck by some hard substance—like metal or wood—which may
+fearfully remind us of the blows which a ship’s side will receive from
+the waves during a storm at sea, which will often carry away her
+bulwarks.
+
+It is now time to turn to something stronger than water for more
+instances of chemical contradictions. The chemical action of certain
+poisons (the most powerful of all agents,) upon the human frame, has
+plunged the faculty into a maze of paradoxes; indeed there is actually a
+system of medicine, advancing in reputation, which is founded on the
+principle of contraries. The famous Doctor Hahnemann, who was born at
+Massieu in Saxony, was the founder of it, and, strange to say, medical
+men, who are notorious for entertaining contrary opinions, have not yet
+agreed among themselves whether he was a very great quack or a very
+great philosopher. Be this as it may, the founder of this system, which
+is called HOMŒOPATHY, when translating an article upon bark in Dr.
+Cullen’s Materia Medica, took some of this medicine, which had for many
+years been justly celebrated for the cure of ague. He had not long taken
+it, when he found himself attacked with agueish symptoms, and a light
+now dawned upon his mind, and led him to the inference that medicines
+which give rise to the symptoms of a disease, are those which will
+specifically cure it, and however curious it may appear, several
+illustrations in confirmation of this principle were speedily found. If
+a limb be frost-bitten, we are directed to rub it with snow; if the
+constitution of a man be impaired by the abuse of spirituous liquors,
+and he be reduced to that miserable state of enervation when the limbs
+tremble and totter, and the mind itself sinks into a state of low
+muttering delirium, the physician to cure him must go again to the
+bottle and administer stimulants and opiates.
+
+It was an old Hippocratic aphorism that two diseases cannot co-exist in
+the same body; wherefore, gout has actually been cured by the afflicted
+person going into a fenny country and catching the ague. The fatality of
+consumption is also said to be retarded by a common catarrh; and upon
+this very principle depends the truth of the old saying, that ricketty
+doors hang long on rusty hinges. In other words, the strength of the
+constitution being impaired by one disease has less power to support the
+morbid action of another.
+
+We thus live in a world of apparent contradictions; they abound in every
+department of science, and beset us even in the sanctuary of domestic
+life. The progress of discovery has reconciled and explained the nature
+of some of them; but many baffle our ingenuity, and still remain
+involved in mystery. This much, however, is certain, that the most
+opposed and conflicting elements so combine together as to produce
+results, which are strictly in unison with the order and harmony of the
+universe.
+
+
+
+
+ AN IRISH PECULIARITY.
+
+
+The characteristics attributed by one nation to another are never
+patented without some foundation in truth; but, in time, by means of
+successive overlays of jest, constant repetition, and the heaping up of
+one exaggeration upon another, national portraiture flashes forth into
+glaring caricature. If we were to believe old plays and old novels, we
+should suppose that, only a half century since, every Englishman fed
+exclusively on roast beef and plum-pudding—rattled his guineas in ample
+pockets, tightened by the portly protuberance of his figure, and rapped
+out oaths against “frog-eating Mounseers” with the same energy with
+which, after dinner, he imbibed crusted port to the health and
+prosperity of Church and State. On Sunday morning we view him, through
+the same medium, standing upright in his red-cushioned pew, pronouncing
+the responses with the _ore rotundo_ of Sir Roger de Coverley, and, like
+that worthy baronet, looking daggers at little boys whom he catches
+napping.
+
+The Scotchman of the same authorities was invariably a long, lean,
+raw-boned, hungry, grey-eyed Sawney, with high cheek-bones, reddish
+hair, and a diffused aroma of brimstone pervading his threadbare
+garments. Pertaining to him also, by inalienable birth-right, was an
+insatiable appetite for oaten-cakes, haggis, and singed sheep’s head; of
+which viands the supply usually fell very far short of the demand. No
+matter what his rank in life might be, he was forced, as a necessary
+condition of his existence, to talk “braid scots,” and to look sharply
+after the “siller.” Somehow, he regularly found his way to London, where
+a lucrative place, and a rich wife, to whom he continually proclaimed
+the glories of the “Land o’ Cakes,” gratified and rewarded his cautious
+persevering endeavours to replenish his “pouch and sporran;” for all
+Scotchmen were Highlanders, and were supposed only to have abandoned
+their kilts in deference to decency and English prejudice while in the
+act of crossing the border.
+
+The Irishman of novel, tale, or comedy, was a Phelim or a Patrick,
+always either immersed in love or drink and often the victim of both
+these exciting predicaments:—telling humorous lies, making unheard-of
+blunders, winning money by his tricking cleverness, and losing it by his
+unaccountable folly; leading a good-humoured, reckless, rollicking life,
+breaking the hearts and emptying the purses of maid, wife, and widow;
+and carrying off every shade of embarrassment with the cut-and-dry
+exclamation, “By the powers!”—“Arrah, honey!”—or, “Och, my jewel!”
+
+All this served very well to amuse the juvenile minds of our grand
+parents, but in these days when the wandering jewish propensity to
+travel over the face of the earth, has attained its full development, we
+find it to be a well-ascertained fact that there are Englishmen who
+affect fricassees more than roast beef, drink French wines, and dress in
+the French fashion; that Scotchmen may be found, even in Scotland, who
+have neither caution in their heads, avarice in their hearts, nor kilts
+round their bodies. Facility of intercourse has done this. The ancient
+prophecy is being daily fulfilled:—“Many shall run to and fro, and
+knowledge shall be increased.” Railways have rounded off the sharp
+angles of national dislikes, by promoting social attrition. The
+locomotive engine is the steam-plough which tears up local prejudices by
+the roots.
+
+Thus the Rose and the Thistle are vindicated, but the tiny shamrock
+still droops its green leaf in the atmosphere of public estimation. In
+judging of Irish character, a very useful distinction drawn in the days
+of good Queen Bess is overlooked. It divided the nation into “the Irish,
+the wild Irish, and the extreme wild Irish.” In justice, these
+distinctions ought to be preserved; for the “Irish” of the present day
+are, upon the whole, pretty much like other well-bred, well-educated
+members of the civilised world; eating, drinking, sleeping, dressing,
+and living much as their neighbours do. But it must be owned that the
+lower orders,—the “wild Irish” of the towns, and the “extreme wild
+Irish” of the bogs and mountains,—present some striking and picturesque
+peculiarities to justify the conventional Irishman of the old novel: the
+most prominent being that mingled love of fun and fighting, which would
+make one believe that the atmosphere of the four fair provinces is
+compounded in equal portions of inflammable and laughing gas.
+
+Very deplorable, indeed, must be the state of an Irishman—he must “be
+gone to the bad entirely,” when he can neither smile nor quarrel; and
+often even “under the ribs of death” is “an appetite created” for these
+excitements. He loves fun; but fighting is his pride and his glory. For
+fighting he forswears name and wealth. You may call him by all the
+uncomplimentary names in the vocabulary of censure, and he hears you
+meekly; but cast an imputation on his courage or his prowess, and—“Hah!
+Whoo!”—you will feel his shillelagh whizzing around your ears like a
+fire-work in a state of explosion.
+
+An illustration of this peculiarity, of the ease with which a “wild
+Irishman” will forego every prudent consideration in preference to the
+disgrace of having been beaten in battle occurred, but a short while
+since. In a Union workhouse in the south, some of the able-bodied
+paupers came into rather forcible collision with the officials. The
+cause of dispute was the supply of “stirabout,” which being deemed
+insufficient by a few stout fellows, they marched into the kitchen,
+seized ladles and bowls, and proceeded to help themselves. An alarm of
+this lawless incursion being given, in rushed to the rescue the master
+and his myrmidons. Fast and furious were the blows dealt by both
+parties, but the strong hand of the law at length prevailed, the
+well-fed officers triumphed over their famine-weakened foes, and the
+stalwart master counted his victory by the number of broken heads
+prostrated by the huge ladle which he wielded. The proprietors of the
+damaged craniums were subsequently conveyed to the surgeon’s room, and
+severally bandaged and plastered as their cases required. Most of the
+hurts were found to be trifling, but one poor fellow had received a
+severe contusion. With the dislike which many of his countrymen feel, to
+submit to the prescription of qualified practitioners, Tim Murphy, in a
+day or two, asked for his discharge, threw off the well-fixed bandages,
+and betook himself to the squalid shelter of a cabin belonging to an
+“uncle’s son,” nearly as poor as himself, an unqualified “docther,”
+whose unprofessional practice it was to prescribe charms and philtres in
+place of physic. This reckless proceeding was followed by its natural
+result. The hurt which, with common care, would have readily healed,
+became inflamed, fever ensued, and the man died. This melancholy finale
+to the workhouse row caused much excitement, and an investigation of the
+whole business was instituted by the magistrates. On the day when it
+took place, the hall of the workhouse was crowded, and although it was
+shown that the master was justified in using force to protect the
+kitchen stores from the paupers, and it was also proved that under
+proper surgical treatment the patient would, in all human probability,
+have recovered, yet the point to be decided was, whether John Minahan,
+the master, had used unnecessary violence in the discharge of his duty.
+The principal witness against him, was a man who appeared with evident
+“tokens of a foughten field” on his forehead, and who indeed had been
+the only recipient, besides Tim Murphy, of any serious injury. The
+examination proceeded nearly as follows:—
+
+After having deposed readily and clearly to the fact of the combat, and
+of John Minahan having rushed to the rescue of the porridge-pots, he was
+asked:
+
+“Did you see the master strike any one in particular?”
+
+“Not he, indeed; he was no ways particular; but he murdhered and killed
+every one that came in his way.”
+
+“Did he strike you?”
+
+“Did he strike me, is it? Why, then, if he did, I paid it back to him
+handsomely.”
+
+“Answer distinctly. Whom did you see him strike?”
+
+“Ah, then, little matter ’twould be who he’d strike, if the boys had his
+feeding, and he had theirs to depend on for one month. It’s little good
+the son of ould Thady Minahan, the tinker, would do, if he was living on
+Ingy male and water.”
+
+“Come, come,” said the magistrate, impatiently, “give me a plain answer
+to a plain question. Did Minahan knock _you_ down?”
+
+“Is it the likes of him to knock me down? I’d like to see him try it. He
+didn’t, nor couldn’t, your Honour’s glory.”
+
+Up started the accused, and cried; “I _did_ knock you down, and bate you
+well, too. Your Honours,” he continued, turning to the bench, “if I’m to
+swing for it the next minute, I won’t let _that_ go with the vagabone. I
+wouldn’t lave it to him to say that I didn’t knock him down, and murder
+him handsomely to his heart’s content.”
+
+The witness had been summoned to prove that the master had used
+unnecessary violence; the defendant was there to prove he had not
+employed more force than the occasion demanded. But would they establish
+such proofs at the expense of their respective reputations? Should it be
+said that Tim Murphy’s friend, or John Minahan, were not able to
+“murther ach other intirely,” at any given minute’s notice? Never! Tim
+Murphy’s friend would starve on “Ingy male,” and John Minahan would lose
+his place first.
+
+What became of the witness has not been stated; but the defendant did
+lose his situation; the guardians of the Union thought that his national
+ideas of honour were undoubtedly more suited to military than to civil
+avocations.
+
+Although it is doubtful whether _the_ Irish peculiarity will ever be
+totally eradicated from the national character, yet the savage custom of
+faction-fighting is becoming each year more rare. Sometimes, indeed, at
+the close of a fair a “bit of a fight” does spring up; but the
+casualties thence resulting, are seldom of a grave or fatal character;
+and the contending parties may frequently be seen proceeding homewards,
+with arms lovingly linked together, and tongues vowing eternal
+friendship; although this, it must be confessed, is an indication of a
+renewal rather than of the end of an Irish fight.
+
+No doubt the process of fusing the national peculiarities of the three
+kingdoms is advancing rapidly. It is no wild speculation to anticipate
+the probability, that fifty years hence there may be little apparent
+difference between an average native of England, Ireland, (always
+excepting the “extreme wild Irishman”) or Scotland.
+
+
+
+
+ WHERE DWELL THE DEAD?
+
+
+ Where do they dwell? ‘Neath grassy mounts, by daisies,
+ Lilies, and yellow-cups of fairest gold;
+ Near grey-grown walls, where in wild, tortuous mazes,
+ Old clustering ivy wreathes in many a fold:
+ Where in red summer noons
+ Fresh leaves are rustling,
+ Where ’neath large autumn moons
+ Young birds are nestling—
+ Do they dwell there?
+
+ Where do they dwell? In sullen waters, lying
+ On beds of purple sea-flowers newly sprung;
+ Where the mad whirlpool’s wild and ceaseless sighing,
+ Frets sloping banks, by dark green reeds o’erhung:
+ Where, by the torrent’s swell,
+ Crystal stones glitter,
+ While sounds the heavy bell
+ Over the river—
+ Do they dwell there?
+
+ No: for in these they slumber to decay,
+ And their remembrance with their life departs;
+ They have a home,—nor dark, nor far away—
+ Their proper home.—within our faithful hearts;
+ There happy spirits wed,
+ Loving for ever;
+ There dwell with us, the dead,
+ Parting—ah, never—
+ There do they dwell!
+
+
+
+
+ FATE DAYS.
+
+
+It is a difficult puzzle to reconcile the existence of certain
+superstitions that continue to have wide influence with the
+enlightenment of the nineteenth century. When we have read glowing
+paragraphs about the wonderful progress accomplished by the present
+generation; when we have regarded the giant machinery in operation for
+the culture of the people—moved, in great part, by the collective power
+of individual charity; when we have examined the stupendous results of
+human genius and ingenuity which are now laid bare to the lowliest in
+the realm; we turn back, it must be confessed, with a mournful
+despondency, to mark the debasing influence of the old superstitions
+which have survived to the present time.
+
+The superstitions of the ancients formed part of their religion. They
+consulted oracles as now men pray. The stars were the arbiters of their
+fortunes. Natural phenomena, as lightning and hurricanes, were, to them,
+awful expressions of the anger of their particular deities. They had
+their _dies atri_ and their _dies albi_; the former were marked down in
+their calendars with a black character, to denote ill-luck, and the
+latter were painted in white characters to signify bright and propitious
+days. They followed the finger-posts of their teachers. Faith gave
+dignity to the tenets of the star-gazer and fire-worshipper.
+
+The priests of old taught their disciples to regard six particular days
+in the year as days fraught with unusual danger to mankind. Men were
+enjoined not to let blood on these black days, nor to imbibe any liquid.
+It was devoutly believed that he who ate goose on one of these black
+days would surely die within forty more; and that any little stranger
+who made his appearance on one of the _dies atri_ would surely die a
+sinful and violent death. Men were further enjoined to let blood from
+the right arm on the seventh or fourteenth of March; from the left arm
+on the eleventh of April; and from either arm on the third or sixth of
+May, that they might avoid pestilential diseases. These barbaric
+observances, when brought before people in illustrations of the mental
+darkness of the ancients, are considered at once to be proof positive of
+their abject condition. We thereupon congratulated ourselves upon living
+in the nineteenth century; when such foolish superstitions are laughed
+at; and perhaps our vanity is not a little flattered by the contrast
+which presents itself, between our own highly cultivated condition, and
+the wretched state of our ancestors.
+
+Yet Mrs. Flimmins will not undertake a sea-voyage on a Friday; nor would
+she on any account allow her daughter Mary to be married on that day of
+the week. She has great pity for the poor Red Indians who will not do
+certain things while the moon presents a certain appearance, and who
+attach all kinds of powers to poor dumb brutes: yet if her cat purrs
+more than usual, she accepts the warning, and abandons the trip she had
+promised herself on the morrow.
+
+Miss Nippers subscribes largely to the fund for eradicating
+superstitions from the minds of the wretched inhabitants of Kamschatka;
+and while she is calculating the advantages to be derived from a mission
+to the South Sea Islands, to do away with the fearful superstitious
+reverence in which those poor dear islanders hold the native flea: a
+coal pops from her fire, and she at once augurs from its shape, an
+abundance of money that will enable her to set her pious undertaking in
+operation; but on no account will she commence collecting subscriptions
+for the anti-drinking-slave-grown-sugar-in-tea society, because she has
+always remarked that Monday is her unlucky day. On a Monday her poodle
+died, and on a Monday she caught that severe cold at Brighton, from the
+effects of which she is afraid she will never recover.
+
+Mrs. Carmine is a very strong-minded woman. Her unlucky day is
+Wednesday. On a Wednesday she first caught that flush which she has
+never been able to chase from her cheeks, and on one of these fatal days
+her Maria took the scarlet fever. Therefore, she will not go to a
+pic-nic on a Wednesday, because she feels convinced that the day will
+turn out wet, or that the wheel will come off the carriage. Yet the
+other morning, when a gipsy was caught telling her eldest daughter her
+fortune, Mrs. Carmine very properly reproached the first-born for her
+weakness, in giving any heed to the silly mumblings of the old woman.
+Mrs. Carmine is considered to be a woman of uncommon acuteness. She
+attaches no importance whatever to the star under which a child is
+born,—does not think there is a pin to choose between Jupiter and
+Neptune; and she has a positive contempt for ghosts; but she believes in
+nothing that is begun, continued, or ended on a Wednesday.
+
+Miss Crumple, on the contrary, has seen many ghosts,—in fact, is by this
+time quite intimate with one or two of the mysterious brotherhood; but
+at the same time she is at a loss to understand how any woman in her
+senses, can believe Thursday to be a more fortunate day than Wednesday,
+or why Monday is to be black-balled from the Mrs. Jones’s calendar. She
+can state, on her oath, that the ghost of her old schoolfellow, Eliza
+Artichoke, appeared at her bedside on a certain night and she distinctly
+saw the mole on its left cheek, which poor Eliza, during her brief
+career, had vainly endeavoured to eradicate, with all sorts of poisonous
+things. The ghost, moreover, lisped,—so did Eliza! This was all clear
+enough to Miss Crumple, and she considered it a personal insult for
+anybody to suggest that her vivid apparitions existed only in her own
+over-wrought imagination. She had an affection for her ghostly visitors,
+and would not hear a word to their disparagement.
+
+The unearthly warnings which Mrs. Piptoss had received had well-nigh
+spoilt all her furniture. When a relative dies, the fact is not
+announced to her in the commonplace form of a letter,—no, an invisible
+sledgehammer falls upon her Broadwood, an invisible power upsets her
+loo-table, all the doors of her house unanimously blow open, or a coffin
+flies out of the fire into her lap.
+
+Mrs. Grumple, who is a very economical housewife, looks forward to the
+day when the moon re-appears,—on which occasion she turns her money,
+taking care not to look at the pale lady through glass. This observance,
+she devoutly believes, will bring her good fortune. When Miss Caroline
+has a knot in her lace, she looks for a present; and when Miss Amelia
+snuffs the candle out, it is her faith that the act defers her marriage
+for a twelvemonth. Any young lady who dreams the same dream two
+consecutive Fridays, will tell you that her visions will “come true.”
+
+Yet these are exactly the ladies, who most deplore the “gross state of
+superstition” in which many “benighted savages” live, and willingly
+subscribe their money for its eradication. The superstition so generally
+connected with Friday, may easily be traced to its source. It
+undoubtedly and confessedly has its origin in scriptural history: it is
+the day on which the Saviour suffered. The superstition is the more
+revolting from this circumstance; and it is painful to find that it
+exists among persons of education. There is no branch of the public
+service, for instance, in which so much sound mathematical knowledge is
+to be found, as in the Navy. Yet who are more superstitious than
+sailors, from the admiral down to the cabin boy? Friday fatality is
+still strong among them. Some years ago, in order to lessen this folly,
+it was determined that a ship should be laid down on a Friday, and
+launched on a Friday; that she should be called “Friday,” and that she
+should commence her first voyage on a Friday. After much difficulty a
+captain was found who owned to the name of Friday; and after a great
+deal more difficulty men were obtained, so little superstitious, as to
+form a crew. Unhappily, this experiment had the effect of confirming the
+superstition it was meant to abolish. The “Friday” was lost—was never,
+in fact, heard of from the day she set sail.
+
+Day-fatality, as Miss Nippers interprets it is simply the expression of
+an undisciplined and extremely weak mind; for, if any person will stoop
+to reason with her on her aversion to Mondays, he may ask her whether
+the death of the poodle, or the catching of her cold, are the two
+greatest calamities of her life; and, if so, whether it is her opinion
+that Monday is set apart, in the scheme of Nature, so far as it concerns
+her, in a black character. Whether for her insignificant self there is a
+special day accursed! Mrs. Carmine is such a strong-minded woman, that
+we approach her with no small degree; of trepidation. Wednesday is her
+_dies ater_, because, in the first place, on a Wednesday she imprudently
+exposed herself, and is suffering from the consequences; and, in the
+second place, on a Wednesday her Maria took the scarlet fever. So she
+has marked Wednesday down in her calendar with a black character; yet
+her contempt for stars and ghosts is prodigious. Now there is a
+consideration to be extended to the friends of ghosts, which
+Day-fatalists cannot claim. Whether or not deceased friends take a more
+airy and flimsy form, and adopt the invariable costume of a sheet to
+visit the objects of their earthly affections, is a question which the
+shrewdest thinkers and the profoundest logicians have debated very
+keenly, but without ever arriving at any satisfactory conclusion.
+
+The strongest argument against the positive existence of ghosts, is,
+that they appear only to people of a certain temperament, and under
+certain exciting circumstances. The obtuse, matter-of-fact man, never
+sees a ghost; and we may take it as a natural law, that none of these
+airy visitants ever appeared to an attorney. But the attorney, Mr. Fee
+Simple, we are assured, holds Saturday to be an unlucky day. It was on a
+Saturday that his extortionate bill in poor Mr. G.’s case, was cut down
+by the taxing master; and it was on a Saturday that a certain heavy bill
+was duly honoured, upon which he had hoped to reap a large sum in the
+shape of costs. Therefore Mr. Fee Simple believes that the destinies
+have put a black mark against Saturday, so far as he is concerned.
+
+The Jew who thought that the thunder-storm was the consequence of his
+having eaten a slice of bacon, did not present a more ludicrous picture,
+than Mr. Fee Simple presents with his condemned Saturday.
+
+We have an esteem for ghost-inspectors, which it is utterly impossible
+to extend to Day-fatalists. Mrs. Piptoss, too, may be pitied; but Mog,
+turning her money when the moon makes her re-appearance, is an object of
+ridicule. We shall neither be astonished, nor express condolence, if the
+present, which Miss Caroline anticipates from the knot in her lace, be
+not forthcoming; and as for Miss Amelia, who has extinguished the
+candle, and to the best of her belief lost her husband for a
+twelvemonth, we can only wish for her, that when she is married, her
+lord and master will shake her faith in the prophetic power of snuffers.
+But of all the superstitions that have survived to the present time, and
+are to be found in force among people of education and a thoughtful
+habit, Day-fatalism is the most general, as it is the most unfounded and
+preposterous. It is a superstition, however, in which many great and
+powerful thinkers have shared, and by which they have been guided; it
+owes much of its present influence to this fact; but reason,
+Christianity, and all we have comprehended of the great scheme of which
+we form part, alike tend to demonstrate its absurdity, and utter want of
+all foundation.
+
+
+
+
+ A LETTER ABOUT SMALL BEGINNINGS.
+
+
+SIR,—Fortunate mistakes are by no means uncommon. In your number
+seventeen you fall into an error in reference to the Westminster Ragged
+Dormitory; in the correction of which I have the good fortune to be able
+to give you some interesting information. You stated that the particular
+institution there alluded to was founded by Mr. Walker, the city
+missionary—that was the error. The credit is due, and should have been
+given to Mr. C. Nash, who was formerly a schoolmaster, employed by Mr.
+Walker to teach a ragged school which that gentleman had established
+before “Ragged Schools” had received their appropriate designation and
+wide popularity.
+
+The tact, management, and energy displayed by Mr. Nash in forming and
+establishing the St. Ann Street dormitory deserve every praise; but the
+ground was in some measure prepared for him by his former principal. The
+manner in which this was done shows “the power of small beginnings,”
+even in a stronger light than was exhibited in your article with that
+title.[3]
+
+Footnote 3:
+
+ At page 407.
+
+In the year 1840 it became my duty to enquire into the condition of what
+are but too literally the outcasts of society; and for that purpose
+obtained introductions to several city missionaries—adequate description
+of the scenes of harrowing want, disease, and crime into which those
+gentlemen introduced me, it would be impossible to pen. They alone
+seemed able to penetrate the dark moral atmosphere. They were always
+welcomed even by the poorest and the worst.
+
+As one specimen of the efforts made by the Westminster missionaries, I
+was introduced to a dilapidated shed in New Pye Street. Here I found
+several young children of both sexes, in rags, and some nearly naked.
+The scene was most grotesque; the clotted hair, the mud-covered hands
+and faces, and the haggard countenances, at once told a tale which would
+have pierced the coldest heart. They were being taught reading and
+needlework. They were not particularly orderly and some showed a quaint,
+pantomimic, half-witted disposition to be funny, which pained rather
+than amused the spectator. Most of them were the sons and daughters of
+thieves. The small beginning which gave rise to the general idea of
+Ragged Dormitories took rise in an event for which I can vouch.
+
+The missionary who had formed this school was standing one day, in 1846,
+at its door, when two adult thieves appealed to him in behalf of a
+wretched boy who had, they said, been cruelly maltreated and kicked out
+of doors by his mother, because his day’s prowl for the purpose of
+thieving had been unsuccessful. “Why do you not take pity on him
+yourselves?”—asked the missionary. “Why!”—one of them answered,—“why, if
+you knew what a thief’s life is as well as we do; you would not train a
+dog to thieving.” It must have been, thought the missionary, a desperate
+case which could have so forcibly excited the sympathies of two hardened
+depredators; and he determined to see into it. He soon found the boy;
+and his condition was too debased for any description which would not
+excite loathing. Having made the lad decent, he took him to the model
+lodging-house in Great Peter Street, benevolently commenced and mainly
+supported by Lord Kinnaird. The boy was kept there for four months;
+supported three out of the four solely out of the missionary’s slender
+private funds.
+
+This circumstance forced on his attention the necessity of providing
+shelter for such juvenile outcasts, and he drew up an appeal to certain
+benevolent persons to that effect. The secretary of the Ragged School
+Union immediately promised that if the missionary would find house room,
+he would find funds. A house was taken in Old Pye Street, which was soon
+afterwards opened as the Westminster Juvenile Refuge and School of
+Industry. This establishment was afterwards removed to Duck Lane, where
+it now flourishes, under a roof which formerly covered a Thieves’
+public-house. The transformation is thus described by the gentleman who
+made it, in a pamphlet now before me:—
+
+“Indulge me for a moment,” he says, “with a glance at the old
+public-house, (now The Refuge!) Let us look in at the upper room—(now
+the girls’ school). Here were fifty youths met around their master (as
+able a one in his calling as England could produce), listening with
+undivided attention to his instructions on the ‘map,’—(a pair of
+trowsers suspended from the ceiling)—on the subject of ‘fob-ology,’ or
+pocket-picking. After this course of tuition, the next was the mock
+trial—an imitation of the Old Bailey Court, with a _fac-simile_ of its
+functionaries and ordeal, done with very great taste, and calculated to
+make the young rascal not only expert in extracting from the fob or
+pocket, but clever in defence. To train the young novice in his first
+essay, he was supplied with a glass, below in the tap—(now the
+dining-room of the children). If successful, then he returned for the
+purpose of reporting his success, and having a game at skittles in the
+skittle ground—(now the boys’ school-room.)”
+
+A concise calculation of the respective expenses entailed on the
+country, in the same house, under its former and present destiny, may
+here be made. When it was a finishing-school for thieves, each, on
+conviction and transportation, cost the community not less than one
+hundred and fifty pounds. Comparing fifty thieves in the upper room with
+the fifty pupils now in the lower room, we find that, for the first
+fifty the cost was five thousand five hundred pounds; for the present
+fifty, two hundred and fifty pounds. Had the five thousand five hundred
+pounds been used for the preventing instead of the punishing of crime,
+what would not have been accomplished for these neglected mortals? It
+would have educated eleven hundred youths, many of whom would not only
+have been rescued from vice and crime, but have become a blessing
+instead of a curse to society.
+
+What I have described, then, is the true origin of the class of
+institutions to which that founded by Mr. Nash belongs.
+
+The Duck Lane Ragged School and Dormitory averages at present a daily
+attendance of two hundred and twenty children of both sexes, forty have
+no fathers, twenty eight have no mothers, eighteen are orphans, six of
+the fathers have been transported. Provision is made for ten who are
+totally destitute; they are fed and lodged on the premises; twenty-four
+thieves and vagrants have been admitted during the year, and many more
+refused for want of support; eleven have emigrated, three have been
+provided with situations in this country; some of those have spent
+three, five, seven, and ten years in a course of crime; who have gone
+forth from this Institution after a moral and an industrial training,
+and are now doing well.
+
+Three of the emigrants have given an account of themselves in the
+following joint epistle to Mr. Walker, their benefactor. It is so
+characteristic that we print it almost literally:—
+
+ “_B——, July 18th 1850._
+ “Mr. Walker,
+
+ “Dear Sir,—You may wonder how it is that you have not heard from us
+ before, but as they that came from Mr. Nash, was going to write, they
+ promised Mr. Cain that they would acquaint you of our safe arrival. We
+ left Gravesend on the Sunday morning, and sailed out for the great
+ depths of the Atlantic, which gave us some _great shakes_ before we
+ got to our journey’s end. The vessel proved to be in but a sorry
+ condition for passengers, there being hardly any dry berths on board,
+ and ours the worst of the whole lot, Mr. Cain and Churn got another
+ berth aft, and Fred and me had to take to the sails room aft where we
+ stopt during the remainder of the voyage. We had four deaths on board,
+ two babies, one old lady, and one of the poor sailors who fell from
+ the fore top across the windlass, which killed him instantly. We made
+ the passage in about five weeks and five days, as we arrived at New
+ York on the 17th of May. We found it to be a place quite different to
+ our likeing, and so we left it and proceeded up the country without
+ anything in our pockets, for we were determined not to be discouraged,
+ though in a strange land, for we knew that we had the same eye
+ watching over us here as we had in England so we pushed on, on board
+ of a canal boat that was going to Buffalo, but stopping about 2½ Miles
+ from the Town of B—— on account of a breakage in the canal, we took
+ the opportunity to look round the Town for work and was fortunate
+ enough to fall into work, the three of us. Fred is learning the
+ harness making, as he did not much care about learning the shoemaking
+ over again, as me and Churn has to do, for the work here is as
+ different to what we had been accustomed to as light from darkness. I
+ do scarcely anything but upper leathers, with now and then a pair or
+ two of Boy’s Boots which I make here in about three hours, being all
+ pegged work, as for closing you must not take a day to close one pair,
+ but must do 16 or 18 pair a day, and 6 or 8 pair of what you call
+ Wellingtons. So you will see by this that it is no use coming over
+ unless you mean to work in downright ernest, for they think of nothing
+ but of making money, up at ½ past 4 four in the morning, begin work at
+ five and keep on till seven in the evening, and no time allowed for
+ your meals but eat away as fast as you like and then back again to
+ work, our breakfast here beats all the dinners in England, for theres
+ roast and boil meats, pies, puddings, cakes, salids, tea, coffee,
+ bread and butter which latter article comes on at all meals. We had
+ grand doings here on the fourth of July, in anniversary of their
+ Independence fireworks, Bonfires, Circus, shows, firemen going round
+ all the City with the engines decorated out with flowers which look
+ very pretty. The President of the united States died at Washington on
+ the tenth of this month of Billious Diarrhoæ, he is to be buried on
+ Friday the 12th. Twenty years ago this Town was nothing but a low
+ swampy mass of Land, with but one house on it, now it is a flourishing
+ place with twenty thousand inhabitants, its rise is owing to a salt
+ spring about 2 miles off where they make vast quantities of salt,
+ indeed it is one of the chief trades here it employs about three
+ thousand hands all the summer, but they do not work at it in the
+ winter, their weekly earnings are from 4 to 5 Dollars that is 1 pound
+ English. It is very hard work I can tell you, in this country were the
+ thermometer is never much less than 100 during the summer, where they
+ have got to stand over large Furnaces, attending to the boiling of the
+ salt. I do not think that I shall rest contended over here longer than
+ a few years, for a man earns not a fraction more here than he does in
+ England, the only difference is, that he works more hours here than he
+ does there and consequently he is glad to get home to rest himself,
+ instead of fooling his money away at the pothouse, and then some of
+ the things are rather cheaper here, and as I told you before they only
+ think of getting money. I shall write and let you know more about it
+ when I have been over some time longer, I shall then I guess know more
+ about the place. You can tell the others if they come over that I
+ should advise them to push up a little higher in the country than stop
+ in New York as it is far better, and tell them that they need not mind
+ having any money for they will not starve over here for we found the
+ people very kind to us here not like they are in England. You must
+ excuse this funny letter, as it is the work of several evenings, and
+ therefore it may read curious, for I have felt rather unsettled as yet
+ being among strangers, but I will write you another shortly, when I
+ feel more at home, and will give you a further description of the
+ place, so you must excuse all faults. Timothy Case left his place in
+ New York, for what reason I do not know further than that he said he
+ only was going there till we came that he might go with us, as he felt
+ sure when I saw New York that I should not stop in it, and that if we
+ would not go with him, he should then have gone by himself. I felt
+ very vexed with him at leaving, and tried to persuade to stop but it
+ was no use, so Fred and me took him under our care and got our boss to
+ take him where he is now learning the harness making. I guess he will
+ get about 20 Dollars a year he being hardly an inch taller than he was
+ at home. When you return an answer direct to me at Mr. Apples Boot and
+ Shoe Store 8 Empire Block B—— Onoydaga County State of New York. They
+ don’t say streets, but call them Blocks, and they _guess_ they don’t
+ _think_ here so I suppose that I shall get a regular Yankee in time.
+ It is tremendous hot here now, and I feel it so when at work very
+ much. Tell Mr. Slade that I will write him a letter _soon_. I get
+ 2_s._ 6_d._ english money a week or 30 Dollars a year of this, board
+ lodging and washing which is pretty fair wages here for boys, learning
+ pegged work, the general pay being 15 or 18 dollars a year, but as we
+ had learned the other work our boss gave us thirty, (boss here is what
+ they call the Master in England) Fred and Churn gets the same wages,
+ as me, you must give all our best loves and wishes to all the School
+ children, and we hope that they will all value their learning, which
+ they will find will be a blessing and comfort to them hereafter. You
+ can tell them that I often think of them when I sit at work and that I
+ almost fancy that I am in the old shop once more hearing their voices
+ as they say their lessons showing how strong fancy leads us back again
+ to old familiar scenes, I hope that God will bless and prosper them
+ all in this life, and that he will take them to his everlasting home
+ is the fervent prayer of John Jones. Give our love to all kind friends
+ at home, for so I am bound to call it, and receive the same yourself
+ with Mrs. W—— and Harriet.
+
+ “From yours ever affectionate pupils,
+ “J. J., J. H. C., and F. J.”
+
+Before reception into the Duck Lane School, all these boys had been
+thieves. J. J. had lived by plunder for seven years; J. H. C. had been a
+thief from early childhood; and F. J. from the age of five years.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _On the 20th inst. will be published, price 5s. 6d., neatly bound in
+ Cloth_,
+
+ THE FIRST VOLUME
+ OF
+ “HOUSEHOLD WORDS,”
+
+ _Containing Numbers 1 to 26_.
+
+------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
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+<div style='text-align:center'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78195 ***</div>
+
+<div class='tnotes covernote'>
+
+<p class='c000'><strong>Transcriber’s Note:</strong></p>
+
+<p class='c000'>New original cover art included with this eBook is granted to the public domain.</p>
+
+</div>
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+<div class='titlepage double'>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c001'>
+ <div>“<i>Familiar in their Mouths as HOUSEHOLD WORDS.</i>”—<span class='sc'>Shakespeare.</span></div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div>
+ <span class='pageno' id='Page_577'>577</span>
+ <h1 class='c002'>HOUSEHOLD WORDS.<br> <span class='xlarge'>A WEEKLY JOURNAL.</span></h1>
+</div>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c001'>
+ <div><span class='large'>CONDUCTED BY CHARLES DICKENS.</span></div>
+ <div class='c001'>N<sup>o.</sup> 25.]&#8196; &#8196; &#8196; SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 1850.&#8196; &#8196; &#8196; [<span class='sc'>Price</span> 2<i>d.</i></div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>THREE “DETECTIVE” ANECDOTES.</h2>
+</div>
+<h3 class='c004'>I.—THE PAIR OF GLOVES.</h3>
+
+<p class='c005'>“It’s a singler story, Sir,” said Inspector
+Wield, of the Detective Police, who, in company
+with Sergeants Dornton and Mith, paid
+us another twilight visit, one July evening;
+“and I’ve been thinking you might like to
+know it.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“It’s concerning the murder of the young
+woman, Eliza Grimwood, some years ago, over
+in the Waterloo Road. She was commonly
+called The Countess, because of her handsome
+appearance and her proud way of carrying
+of herself; and when I saw the poor Countess
+(I had known her well to speak to), lying
+dead, with her throat cut, on the floor of her
+bedroom, you’ll believe me that a variety of
+reflections calculated to make a man rather
+low in his spirits, came into my head.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“That’s neither here nor there. I went to
+the house the morning after the murder, and
+examined the body, and made a general observation
+of the bedroom where it was.
+Turning down the pillow of the bed with my
+hand, I found, underneath it, a pair of gloves.
+A pair of gentleman’s dress gloves, very
+dirty; and inside the lining, the letters TR,
+and a cross.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Well, Sir, I took them gloves away, and I
+showed ’em to the magistrate, over at Union
+Hall, before whom the case was. He says,
+‘Wield,’ he says, ‘there’s no doubt this is a
+discovery that may lead to something very
+important; and what you have got to do,
+Wield, is, to find out the owner of these gloves.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I was of the same opinion, of course, and
+I went at it immediately. I looked at the
+gloves pretty narrowly, and it was my opinion
+that they had been cleaned. There was a
+smell of sulphur and rosin about ’em, you
+know, which cleaned gloves usually have, more
+or less. I took ’em over to a friend of mine
+at Kennington, who was in that line, and I put
+it to him. ‘What do you say now? Have
+these gloves been cleaned?’ ‘These gloves
+have been cleaned,’ says he. ‘Have you any
+idea who cleaned them?’ says I. ‘Not at
+all,’ says he; ‘I’ve a very distinct idea
+who <i>didn’t</i> clean ’em, and that’s myself.
+But I’ll tell you what, Wield, there ain’t
+above eight or nine reg’lar glove cleaners in
+London,’—there were not, at that time, it
+seems—‘and I think I can give you their
+addresses, and you may find out, by that
+means, who did clean ’em.’ Accordingly, he
+gave me the directions, and I went here, and
+I went there, and I looked up this man, and
+I looked up that man; but, though they all
+agreed that the gloves had been cleaned, I
+couldn’t find the man, woman, or child, that
+had cleaned that aforesaid pair of gloves.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“What with this person not being at home,
+and that person being expected home in the
+afternoon, and so forth, the inquiry took me
+three days. On the evening of the third day,
+coming over Waterloo Bridge from the Surrey
+side of the river, quite beat, and very much
+vexed and disappointed, I thought I’d have
+a shilling’s worth of entertainment at the
+Lyceum Theatre to freshen myself up. So I
+went into the Pit, at half-price, and I sat
+myself down next to a very quiet, modest sort
+of young man. Seeing I was a stranger
+(which I thought it just as well to appear to
+be) he told me the names of the actors on the
+stage, and we got into conversation. When
+the play was over, we came out together, and
+I said, ‘We’ve been very companionable and
+agreeable, and perhaps you wouldn’t object
+to a drain?’ ‘Well, you’re very good,’ says
+he; ‘I <i>shouldn’t</i> object to a drain.’ Accordingly,
+we went to a public house, near the
+Theatre, sat ourselves down in a quiet room
+upstairs on the first floor, and called for a
+pint of half-and-half, a piece, and a pipe.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Well, Sir, we put our pipes aboard, and
+we drank our half-and-half, and sat a talking,
+very sociably, when the young man says,
+‘You must excuse me stopping very long,’ he
+says, ‘because I’m forced to go home in good
+time. I must be at work all night.’ ‘At
+work all night?’ says I. ‘You ain’t a Baker?’
+‘No,’ he says, laughing, ‘I ain’t a baker.’
+‘I thought not,’ says I, ‘you haven’t the looks
+of a baker.’ ‘No,’ says he, ‘I’m a glove-cleaner.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I never was more astonished in my life,
+than when I heard them words come out of
+his lips. ‘You’re a glove-cleaner, are you?’
+says I. ‘Yes,’ he says, ‘I am.’ ‘Then,
+perhaps,’ says I, taking the gloves out of my
+pocket, ‘you can tell me who cleaned this
+pair of gloves? It’s a rum story,’ I says.
+‘I was dining over at Lambeth, the other day,
+at a free-and-easy—quite promiscuous—with
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_578'>578</span>a public company—when some gentleman, he
+left these gloves behind him! Another gentleman
+and me, you see, we laid a wager of a
+sovereign, that I wouldn’t find out who they
+belonged to. I’ve spent as much as seven
+shillings already, in trying to discover; but,
+if you could help me, I’d stand another seven
+and welcome. You see there’s TR and a
+cross, inside.’ ‘<i>I</i> see,’ he says. ‘Bless you, <i>I</i>
+know these gloves very well! I’ve seen dozens
+of pairs belonging to the same party.’ ‘No?’
+says I. ‘Yes,’ says he. ‘Then you know
+who cleaned ’em?’ says I. ‘Rather so,’ says
+he. ‘My father cleaned ’em.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“‘Where does your father live?’ says I.
+‘Just round the corner,’ says the young man,
+‘near Exeter Street, here. He’ll tell you
+who they belong to, directly.’ ‘Would you
+come round with me now?’ says I. ‘Certainly,’
+says he, ‘but you needn’t tell my father that
+you found me at the play, you know,
+because he mightn’t like it.’ ‘All right!’
+We went round to the place, and there we
+found an old man in a white apron, with
+two or three daughters, all rubbing and
+cleaning away at lots of gloves, in a front
+parlour. ‘Oh, Father!’ says the young man,
+‘here’s a person been and made a bet about
+the ownership of a pair of gloves, and I’ve
+told him you can settle it.’ ‘Good evening,
+Sir,’ says I to the old gentleman. ‘Here’s
+the gloves your son speaks of. Letters TR,
+you see, and a cross.’ ‘Oh yes,’ he says, ‘I
+know these gloves very well; I’ve cleaned
+dozens of pairs of ’em. They belong to Mr.
+Trinkle, the great upholsterer in Cheapside.’
+‘Did you get ’em from Mr. Trinkle, direct,’
+says I, ‘if you’ll excuse my asking the question?’
+‘No,’ says he; ‘Mr. Trinkle always
+sends ’em to Mr. Phibbs’s, the haberdasher’s,
+opposite his shop, and the haberdasher sends
+’em to me.’ ‘Perhaps <i>you</i> wouldn’t object to
+a drain?’ says I. ‘Not in the least!’ says he.
+So I took the old gentleman out, and had a
+little more talk with him and his son, over a
+glass, and we parted excellent friends.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“This was late on a Saturday night. First
+thing on the Monday morning, I went to the
+haberdasher’s shop, opposite Mr. Trinkle’s,
+the great upholsterer’s in Cheapside. ‘Mr.
+Phibbs in the way?’ ‘My name is Phibbs.’
+‘Oh! I believe you sent this pair of gloves to
+be cleaned?’ Yes, I did, for young Mr.
+Trinkle over the way. There he is, in the
+shop!’ ‘Oh! that’s him in the shop, is it?
+Him in the green coat?’ ‘The same individual.’
+‘Well, Mr. Phibbs, this is an unpleasant
+affair; but the fact is, I am Inspector
+Wield of the Detective Police, and I
+found these gloves under the pillow of the
+young woman that was murdered the other day,
+over in the Waterloo Road?’ ‘Good Heaven!’
+says he. ‘He’s a most respectable young
+man, and if his father was to hear of it, it
+would be the ruin of him!’ ‘I’m very sorry
+for it,’ says I, ‘but I must take him into
+custody.’ ‘Good Heaven!’ says Mr. Phibbs,
+again; ‘can nothing be done?’ ‘Nothing,’
+says I. ‘Will you allow me to call him over
+here,’ says he, ‘that his father may not see it
+done?’ ‘I don’t object to that,’ says I; ‘but
+unfortunately, Mr. Phibbs, I can’t allow of
+any communication between you. If any was
+attempted, I should have to interfere directly.
+Perhaps you’ll beckon him over here?’ Mr.
+Phibbs went to the door and beckoned, and
+the young fellow came across the street
+directly; a smart, brisk young fellow.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“‘Good morning, Sir,’ says I. ‘Good
+morning, Sir,’ says he. ‘Would you allow
+me to inquire, Sir,’ says I, ‘if you ever had
+any acquaintance with a party of the name
+of Grimwood?’ ‘Grimwood! Grimwood!’
+says he, ‘No!’ ‘You know the Waterloo
+Road?’ ‘Oh! of course I know the Waterloo
+Road!’ ‘Happen to have heard of a young
+woman being murdered there?’ ‘Yes, I
+read it in the paper, and very sorry I was to
+read it.’ ‘Here’s a pair of gloves belonging
+to you, that I found under her pillow the
+morning afterwards!’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“He was in a dreadful state, Sir; a
+dreadful state! ‘Mr. Wield,’ he says, ‘upon
+my solemn oath I never was there. I never
+so much as saw her, to my knowledge, in
+my life!’ ‘I am very sorry,’ says I. ‘To
+tell you the truth; I don’t think you <i>are</i> the
+murderer, but I must take you to Union
+Hall in a cab. However, I think it’s a case
+of that sort, that, at present, at all events, the
+magistrate will hear it in private.’”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>A private examination took place, and then
+it came out that this young man was acquainted
+with a cousin of the unfortunate Eliza Grimwoods,
+and that, calling to see this cousin a day
+or two before the murder, he left these gloves
+upon the table. Who should come in, shortly
+afterwards, but Eliza Grimwood! ‘Whose
+gloves are these?’ she says, taking ’em up.
+‘Those are Mr. Trinkle’s gloves,’ says her
+cousin. ‘Oh!’ says she, ‘they are very dirty
+and of no use to him, I am sure. I shall
+take ’em away for my girl to clean the stoves
+with.’ And she put ’em in her pocket. The
+girl had used ’em to clean the stoves, and, I
+have no doubt, had left ’em lying on the bedroom
+mantel-piece, or on the drawers, or somewhere;
+and her mistress, looking round to
+see that the room was tidy, had caught ’em
+up and put ’em under the pillow where I
+found ’em.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“That’s the story, Sir.”</p>
+
+<h3 class='c007'>II. THE ARTFUL TOUCH.</h3>
+
+<p class='c005'>“One of the most <i>beautiful</i> things that ever
+was done, perhaps,” said Inspector Wield, emphasising
+the adjective, as preparing us to
+expect dexterity or ingenuity rather than
+strong interest, “was a move of Serjeant
+Witchem’s. It was a lovely idea!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Witchem and me were down at Epsom
+one Derby Day, waiting at the station for the
+Swell Mob. As I mentioned, when we were
+talking about these things before, we are
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_579'>579</span>ready at the station when there’s races, or an
+Agricultural Show, or a Chancellor sworn in
+for an university, or Jenny Lind, or any thing
+of that sort; and as the Swell Mob come
+down, we send ’em back again by the next
+train. But some of the Swell Mob, on the
+occasion of this Derby that I refer to, so far
+kiddied us as to hire a horse and shay; start
+away from London by Whitechapel, and miles
+round; come into Epsom from the opposite
+direction; and go to work, right and left, on the
+course, while we were waiting for ’em at the
+Rail. That, however, ain’t the point of what
+I’m going to tell you.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“While Witchem and me were waiting at
+the station, there comes up one Mr. Tatt; a
+gentleman formerly in the public line, quite
+an amateur Detective in his way, and very
+much respected. ‘Halloa, Charley Wield,’ he
+says. ‘What are you doing here? On the
+look out for some of your old friends?’
+‘Yes, the old move, Mr. Tatt.’ ‘Come along,’
+he says, ‘you and Witchem, and have a
+glass of sherry.’ ‘We can’t stir from the
+place,’ says I, ‘till the next train comes in;
+but after that, we will with pleasure.’ Mr.
+Tatt waits, and the train comes in, and then
+Witchem and me go off with him to the Hotel.
+Mr. Tatt he’s got up quite regardless of expense,
+for the occasion; and in his shirt-front there’s
+a beautiful diamond prop, cost him fifteen or
+twenty pound—a very handsome pin indeed.
+We drink our sherry at the bar, and have had
+our three or four glasses, when Witchem cries,
+suddenly, ‘Look out, Mr. Wield! stand fast!’
+and a dash is made into the place by the swell
+mob—four of ’em—that have come down as I
+tell you, and in a moment Mr. Tatt’s prop is
+gone! Witchem, he cuts ’em off at the door, I
+lay about me as hard as I can, Mr. Tatt shows
+fight like a good ‘un, and there we are, all
+down together, heads and heels, knocking about
+on the floor of the bar—perhaps you never see
+such a scene of confusion! However, we
+stick to our men (Mr. Tatt being as good as
+any officer), and we take ’em all, and carry
+’em off to the station. The station’s full of
+people, who have been took on the course;
+and it’s a precious piece of work to get ’em
+secured. However, we do it at last, and we
+search ’em; but nothing’s found upon ’em,
+and they’re locked up; and a pretty state of
+heat we are in by that time, I assure you!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I was very blank over it, myself, to think
+that the prop had been passed away; and I
+said to Witchem, when we had set ’em to
+rights, and were cooling ourselves along with
+Mr. Tatt, ‘we don’t take much by <i>this</i> move,
+anyway, for nothing’s found upon ’em, and it’s
+only the braggadocia<a id='r1'></a><a href='#f1' class='c008'><sup>[1]</sup></a> after all.’ ‘What do
+you mean, Mr. Wield?’ says Witchem.
+‘Here’s the diamond pin!’ and in the palm
+of his hand there it was, safe and sound!
+‘Why, in the name of wonder,’ says me and
+Mr. Tatt, in astonishment, ‘how did you come
+by that?’ ‘I’ll tell you how I come by it,’
+says he. ‘I saw which of ’em took it; and
+when we were all down on the floor together,
+knocking about, I just gave him a little touch
+on the back of his hand, as I knew his pal
+would; and he thought it WAS his pal; and
+gave it me!’ It was beautiful, beau-ti-ful!</p>
+
+<div class='footnote' id='f1'>
+<p class='c006'><a href='#r1'>1</a>. Three months’ imprisonment as reputed thieves.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Even that was hardly the best of the case,
+for that chap was tried at the Quarter Sessions
+at Guildford. You know what Quarter Sessions
+are, Sir. Well, if you’ll believe me, while
+them slow justices were looking over the Acts
+of Parliament, to see what they could do to
+him, I’m blowed if he didn’t cut out of the
+dock before their faces! He cut out of the
+dock, Sir, then and there; swam across a
+river; and got up into a tree to dry himself.
+In the tree he was took—an old woman
+having seen him climb up—and Witchem’s
+artful touch transported him!”</p>
+
+<h3 class='c007'>III.—THE SOFA.</h3>
+
+<p class='c005'>“What young men will do, sometimes, to
+ruin themselves and break their friends’
+hearts,” said Serjeant Dornton, “it’s surprising!
+I had a case at Saint Blank’s Hospital
+which was of this sort. A bad case,
+indeed, with a bad end!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“The Secretary, and the House-Surgeon, and
+the Treasurer, of Saint Blank’s Hospital, came
+to Scotland Yard to give information of
+numerous robberies having been committed
+on the students. The students could leave
+nothing in the pockets of their great-coats,
+while the great-coats were hanging at the
+Hospital, but it was almost certain to be
+stolen. Property of various descriptions was
+constantly being lost; and the gentlemen
+were naturally uneasy about it, and anxious,
+for the credit of the Institution, that the thief
+or thieves should be discovered. The case
+was entrusted to me, and I went to the Hospital.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“‘Now, gentlemen,’ said I, after we had
+talked it over, ‘I understand this property
+is usually lost from one room.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes, they said. It was.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“‘I should wish, if you please,’ said I, ‘to
+see that room.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“It was a good-sized bare room downstairs,
+with a few tables and forms in it, and a row
+of pegs, all round, for hats and coats.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“‘Next, gentlemen,’ said I, ‘do you suspect
+anybody?’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes, they said. They did suspect somebody.
+They were sorry to say, they suspected
+one of the porters.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“‘I should like,’ said I, ‘to have that man
+pointed out to me, and to have a little time to
+look after him.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“He was pointed out, and I looked after
+him, and then I went back to the Hospital,
+and said, ‘Now, gentlemen, it’s not the porter.
+He’s, unfortunately for himself, a little too
+fond of drink, but he’s nothing worse. My
+suspicion is, that these robberies are committed
+by one of the students; and if you’ll put me
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_580'>580</span>a sofa into that room where the pegs are—as
+there’s no closet—I think I shall be able to
+detect the thief. I wish the sofa, if you please,
+to be covered with chintz, or, something of
+that sort, so that I may lie on my chest,
+underneath it, without being seen.’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“The sofa was provided, and next day at
+eleven o’clock, before any of the students
+came, I went there, with those gentlemen, to
+get underneath it. It turned out to be one of
+those old-fashioned sofas with a great cross
+beam at the bottom, that would have broken
+my back in no time if I could ever have got
+below it. We had quite a job to break all
+this away in the time; however, I fell to
+work, and they fell to work, and we broke it
+out, and made a clear place for me. I got
+under the sofa, lay down on my chest, took
+out my knife, and made a convenient hole in
+the chintz to look through. It was then
+settled between me and the gentlemen that
+when the students were all up in the wards,
+one of the gentlemen should come in, and
+hang up a great-coat on one of the pegs. And
+that that great-coat should have, in one of
+the pockets, a pocket-book containing marked
+money.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“After I had been there some time, the
+students began to drop into the room, by
+ones, and twos, and threes, and to talk about
+all sorts of things, little thinking there was
+anybody under the sofa—and then to go upstairs.
+At last there came in one who remained
+until he was alone in the room by
+himself. A tallish, good-looking young man
+of one or two and twenty, with a light
+whisker. He went to a particular hat-peg,
+took off a good hat that was hanging there,
+tried it on, hung his own hat in its place,
+and hung that hat on another peg, nearly
+opposite to me. I then felt quite certain that
+he was the thief, and would come back by-and-bye.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“When they were all upstairs, the gentleman
+came in with the great-coat. I showed
+him where to hang it, so that I might have a
+good view of it; and he went away; and I
+lay under the sofa on my chest, for a couple
+of hours or so, waiting.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“At last, the same young man came down.
+He walked across the room, whistling—stopped
+and listened—took another walk and
+whistled—stopped again, and listened—then
+began to go regularly round the pegs, feeling
+in the pockets of all the coats. When he came
+to <span class='sc'>the</span> great-coat, and felt the pocket-book, he
+was so eager and so hurried that he broke the
+strap in tearing it open. As he began to put
+the money in his pocket, I crawled out from
+under the sofa, and his eyes met mine.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“My face, as you may perceive, is brown
+now, but it was pale at that time, my health
+not being good; and looked as long as a
+horse’s. Besides which, there was a great
+draught of air from the door, underneath the
+sofa, and I had tied a handkerchief round my
+head; so what I looked like, altogether, I
+don’t know. He turned blue—literally blue—when
+he saw me crawling out, and I couldn’t
+feel surprised at it.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“‘I am an officer of the Detective Police,’
+said I, ‘and have been lying here, since you
+first came in this morning. I regret, for the
+sake of yourself and your friends, that you
+should have done what you have; but this
+case is complete. You have the pocket-book
+in your hand and the money upon you; and
+I must take you into custody!’</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“It was impossible to make out any case in
+his behalf, and on his trial he pleaded guilty.
+How or when he got the means I don’t
+know; but while he was awaiting his sentence,
+he poisoned himself in Newgate.”</p>
+
+<p class='c009'>“We inquired of this officer, on the conclusion
+of the foregoing anecdote, whether the
+time appeared long, or short, when he lay in
+that constrained position under the sofa?</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“‘Why, you see, Sir,’ he replied, ‘if he
+hadn’t come in, the first time, and I had not
+been quite sure he was the thief, and would
+return, the time would have seemed long.
+But, as it was, I being dead-certain of my man,
+the time seemed pretty short.’”</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>“EVIL IS WROUGHT BY WANT OF THOUGHT.”<a id='r2'></a><a href='#f2' class='c008'><sup>[2]</sup></a></h2>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote' id='f2'>
+<p class='c009'><a href='#r2'>2</a>. <span class='sc'>Thomas Hood.</span></p>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c006'>“It must come some day; and come when
+it will, it will be hard to do, so we had best
+go at once, Sally. I shall have more trouble
+with Miss Isabel than you will with Miss
+Laura; for I am twice the favourite you
+are.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>So said Fanny to her cousin, who had just
+turned to descend the staircase of Aldington
+Hall, where they had both lived since they
+were almost children, in attendance on the
+two daughters of the old baronet, who were
+near their own ages, and had always treated
+them with great kindness.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I am not sure of that,” replied Sally, “for
+Miss Laura is so seldom put out, that when
+once she is vexed, she will be hard to comfort;
+and I am sure, Fanny, she loves me every bit
+as well as Miss Isabel does you, though it is
+her way to be so quiet. I dare say she will
+cry when I say I must go; but then John
+would be like to cry too, if I put him off
+longer.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>This consideration restored Sally’s courage,
+and she proceeded with Fanny to the gallery
+into which the rooms of their young mistresses
+opened; but here Fanny’s heart failed
+her; and, stopping short, she said,</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Suppose we tell them to wait awhile
+longer, as the young ladies are going to travel.
+We might as well see the world first, and
+marry in a year or two. But still” added
+she, after a pause, “I could not find it in my
+heart to say so to Thomas; and I promised
+him to speak to-day.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'><span class='pageno' id='Page_581'>581</span>Each cousin then knocked at the door of
+her mistress. Laura was not in her room,
+and Sally went to seek her below stairs; but
+Isabel called to Fanny to go in.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Fanny obeyed, and walking forward a few
+steps, faltered out, with many blushes, that
+as young Thomas had kept company with
+her for nearly a twelvemonth, and had taken
+and furnished a little cottage, and begged
+hard to take her home to it. She was sorry
+to say, that if Miss Isabel would give her
+leave, she wished to give warning and to go
+from her service in a month.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Fanny’s most sanguine wishes or fears,
+must have been surpassed by the burst of
+surprise and grief that followed her modest
+statement. Isabel reproached her; refused
+to take her warning; declared she would
+never see her again if she left the Hall, and
+that rather than be served by any but her
+dear Fanny, she would wait upon herself all
+her life. Fanny expostulated, and told her
+mistress that, foreseeing her unwillingness
+to lose her, she had already put Thomas off
+several months; and that at last, to gain
+further delay, she had run the risk of appearing
+selfish, by refusing to marry him till he
+had furnished a whole cottage for her. This,
+she said he had—by working late and early—accomplished
+in a surprisingly short time, and
+had the day before, claimed the reward of his
+industry. “And now, Miss,” added she, “he
+gets quite pale, and begins to believe I do
+not love him, and yet I do, better than all the
+world, and could not find it in my heart to
+vex him, and make him look sad again.
+Yesterday he seemed so happy, when I promised
+to be his wife in a month.” Here
+Fanny burst into tears. Her sobs softened
+Isabel, who consented to let her go; and
+after talking over her plans, became as enthusiastic
+in promoting, as she had at first
+been, in opposing them. Thomas was to take
+Fanny over to see the cottage, that evening,
+and Isabel, in the warmth of her heart, promised
+to accompany them. Fanny thanked
+her with a <a id='t581'></a>curtsey, and thought how pleased
+she ought to be at such condescension in her
+young mistress, but could not help fearing
+that her sweetheart would not half appreciate
+the favour.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>After receiving many promises of friendship
+and assistance, Fanny hastened to report
+to Sally the success of her negotiation. Sally
+was sitting in their little bedroom, thoughtful,
+and almost sad. She listened to Fanny’s
+account; and replied in answer to her questions
+concerning Miss Laura’s way of taking her
+warning, “I am afraid, Fanny, you were right
+in thinking yourself the greatest favourite,
+for Miss Laura seemed almost pleased at my
+news; she shook me by the hand, and said,
+‘I am very glad to hear you are to marry
+such a good young man as everyone acknowledges
+John Maythorn to be, and you may
+depend upon my being always ready to help
+you, if you want assistance.’ She then said a
+deal about my having lived with her six
+years, and not having once displeased her,
+and told me that master had promised my
+mother and yours too, that his young ladies
+should see after us all our lives. This was
+very kind, to be sure; but then Miss Isabel
+promised you presents whether you wanted
+assistance or not, and is to give you a silk gown
+and a white ribbon for the wedding, and is to
+go over to the cottage with you: now Miss
+Laura did not say a word of any such thing.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Fanny tried to comfort her cousin by saying
+it was Miss Laura’s quiet way; but she
+could not help secretly rejoicing that her own
+mistress was so generous and affectionate.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>In the evening the two sweethearts came
+to lead their future wives to the cottages,
+which were near each other, and at about a
+mile from the Hall. John had a happy walk.
+He learned from Sally that he was to “take
+her home” in a month, and was so pleased
+at the news, that he could scarcely be happier
+when she bustled about, exclaiming at every
+new sight in the pretty bright little cottage.
+The tea-caddy, the cupboard of china, and a
+large cat, each called forth a fresh burst of
+joy. Sally thought everything “the prettiest
+she had ever seen;” and when John
+made her sit in the arm-chair and put her
+foot on the fender, as if she were already
+mistress of the cottage, she burst into sobs of
+joy. We will not pause to tell how her sobs
+were stopped, nor what promises of unchanging
+kindness, were made in that bright
+little kitchen; but we may safely affirm that
+Sally and John were happier than they had
+ever been in their lives, and that old Mrs.
+Maythorn, who was keeping the cottage for
+Sally, felt all her fondest wishes were fulfilled
+as she saw the two lovers depart.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Fanny and Thomas, who had left them at
+the cottage door, walked on to their own
+future home, quite overwhelmed by the
+honour Miss Isabel was conferring on them
+by walking at their side.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“You see, Miss,” said Thomas, as he
+turned the key of his cottage door, “there
+is nothing to speak of here, only such things
+as are necessary, and all of the plainest; but
+it will do well enough for us poor folks:”
+and as he threw open the door, he found to
+his surprise that what had seemed to him
+yesterday so pretty and neat, now looked
+indeed “all of the plainest.” The very carpet,
+and metal teapot, which he had intended as
+surprises for Fanny, he was now ashamed of
+pointing out to her, and he apologised to
+Isabel for the coarse quality of the former,
+telling her it was only to serve till he could
+get a better.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes,” answered she, “this is not half
+good enough for my little Fanny, she must
+have a real Brussels carpet. I will send her
+one. I will make your cottage so pretty,
+Fanny, you shall have a nice china tea set,
+not these common little things, and I will
+give you some curtains for the window.”
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_582'>582</span>Thomas blushed as this deficiency was pointed
+out. “Why, Miss,” said he, “I meant to
+have trained the rose tree over the window,
+I thought that would be shady, and sweet in
+the summer, and in the winter, why, we
+should want all the day-light; but then to be
+sure, curtains will be much better.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes, Thomas,” replied the young lady,
+“and warm in the winter; you could not be
+comfortable with a few bare rose stalks before
+your window, when the snow was on the
+ground.” This had not occurred to Thomas,
+who now said faintly, “Oh no, Miss,” and
+felt that curtains were indispensable to
+comfort.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Similar deficiencies or short-comings were
+discovered everywhere, so that even Fanny,
+who would at first be pleased with all she
+saw, in spite of the numerous defects that
+seemed to exist everywhere, gradually grew
+silent and ashamed of her cottage. She did
+her utmost to conceal from Thomas how
+entirely she agreed with her mistress, and as
+this generous young lady finished every
+remark, by saying “I will get you one,” or,
+“I will send you another,” she felt that all
+would be right before long.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>As Thomas closed the door, he wondered
+how in his wish to please Fanny he could
+have deceived himself so completely as to the
+merits of his cottage and furniture; but he
+too comforted himself by remembering how
+his kind patroness was to remedy all the
+defects; “though,” thought he, “I should
+have liked better to have done it all well
+myself.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The lady and the two lovers walked homewards,
+almost without speaking till they overtook
+John and Sally, who were whispering
+and laughing, talking of their cottage, Mrs.
+Maythorn’s joy at seeing them happy, their
+future plans for themselves and her, and all
+in so confused a way, that though twenty new
+subjects were started and discussed, none came
+to any conclusion, but that John and Sally
+loved each other and were very, very happy.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“What ails you, Thomas?” said John,
+“Has any one robbed your house? I told you
+it was not safe to leave it,” but seeing Miss
+Isabel, he touched his hat and fell back to
+where Fanny was talking to her cousin.
+Isabel, however, left them that she might
+take a short cut through the park, while they
+went round by the road.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>At the end of the walk, Sally was half
+inclined to be dissatisfied with her furniture,
+so much had Fanny boasted of the improvements
+that were to be made in her own, but
+she could not get rid of the first impression it
+had made on her, and in a few days she quite
+forgot the want of curtains and carpet, and
+could only remember the happy time when
+she sat in the arm-chair with her foot on the
+fender.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>As the month drew to a close, the two
+sisters made presents to their maids. Laura
+gave Sally a merino dress, a large piece of
+linen, a cellar full of coals, and a five pound
+note. Isabel gave Fanny a silk gown that
+cost three guineas, a beautiful white bonnet
+ribbon, a small chimney glass (for which she
+kindly went into debt), three left-off muslin
+dresses, a painting done by her own hand, in
+a handsome gilt frame, and a beautiful knitted
+purse. Besides all this, she told Fanny it was
+still her intention to get the other things she
+had promised for the cottage, as soon as she
+had paid for the chimney glass. “I am very
+sorry,” she said, “that just now I am so poor,
+for unfortunately, as you know, I have had to
+pay for those large music volumes I ordered
+when I was in London, and which after all I
+never used. It always happens that I am
+poor when I want to make presents.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Fanny stopped her mistress with abundant
+thanks for the beautiful things she had already
+given her. “I am sure, Miss,” said she, “I shall
+scarcely dare wear these dresses, they look
+so lady-like and fine; Sally will seem quite
+strange by me. And this purse too, Miss;
+I never saw anything so smart.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Isabel was quite satisfied that she had
+eclipsed her sister in the number and value
+of her gifts, but she still assured Fanny she
+had but made a beginning. Large and
+generous indeed, were this young lady’s intentions.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>On the wedding morning Isabel rose early
+and dressed herself without assistance, then
+crossing to the room of the two cousins, she
+entered without knocking. Sally was gone,
+and Fanny lay sleeping alone.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“How pretty she is!” said Isabel to herself.
+“She ought to be dressed like a lady to
+day. I will see to it;” then glancing proudly
+at the silk gown, which was laid out with all
+the other articles of dress, ready for the
+coming ceremony, her heart swelled with
+consciousness of her own generosity. “I have
+done nothing yet,” continued she; “she has
+been with me nearly six years, and always
+pleased me entirely, then papa promised her
+mother that he should befriend her as long as
+we both lived, and he has charged us both to
+do our utmost for our brides. Laura has
+bought Sally a shawl, I ought to give one too—what
+is this common thing? Fanny!
+Fanny! wake up. I am come to be your
+maid to day, for you shall be mistress on your
+wedding morning and have a lady to dress
+you. What is this shawl? It will not do
+with a silk dress, wait a minute,” and off she
+darted, leaving Fanny sitting up and rubbing
+her eyes trying to remember what her young
+mistress had said. Before she was quite
+conscious, Isabel returned with a Norfolk
+shawl of fine texture and design, but somewhat
+soiled. “There,” said she, throwing it
+across the silk gown, “those go much better
+together. I will give it you, Fanny.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Thank you, Miss,” said Fanny, in a tone
+of hesitation; “but—but suppose, Miss, I was
+to wear Thomas’ shawl just to-day, as he
+gave it me for the wedding, and John got
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_583'>583</span>Sally one like it—I think, Miss—don’t you
+think, Miss, it might seem unkind to wear
+another just to-day?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Why, it is just to-day I want to make you
+look like a lady, Fanny; no, no, you must not
+put on that white cotton-looking shawl with
+a silk dress, and this ribbon,” said Isabel,
+taking up the bonnet, proudly. Fanny looked
+sad, but the young mistress did not see this,
+for she was examining the white silk gloves,
+that lay beside the bonnet. “These,” thought
+she, “are not quite right, they look servantish,
+but my kid gloves would not fit her, besides,
+I have none clean, and it is well, perhaps, that
+she should have a few things to mark her
+rank. Yes, they will do.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>There was so much confusion between the
+lady’s offering help, and the maid’s modestly
+refusing it, that the toilette was long in completing.
+At last, however, Isabel was in
+ecstasies. “Look,” said she, “how the bonnet
+becomes you! and the Norfolk shawl, too, no
+one would think you were only a lady’s-maid,
+Fanny. Stop, I will get a ribbon for your
+throat.” Off she flew, and was back again in
+five minutes. “But what is that for, Fanny?
+Are you afraid it will rain, this bright
+morning?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Fanny had, in Isabel’s absence, folded
+Thomas’ shawl, and hung it across her arm.
+“I thought, Miss,” answered she, blushing,
+“that I might just carry it, to show Thomas
+that I did not forget his present, or think it
+too homely to go to church with me.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Impossible,” said Isabel, who, to do her
+justice, we must state, was far too much
+excited to suspect that she was making Fanny
+uncomfortable; “you will spoil all. There,
+put the shawl away,—that’s right, you look
+perfect. Go down to your bridegroom, I hear
+his voice in the hall, I will not come too,
+though I should like above all things to see
+his surprise, but I should spoil your meeting,
+and I am the last person in the world to do
+anything so selfish. One thing more, Fanny:
+I shall give you two guineas, that you may
+spend three or four days at L——, by the seaside;
+no one goes home directly, you would
+find it very dull to settle down at once in your
+cottage; tell Thomas so.” Isabel then retired
+to her room, wishing heartily that she could
+part with half her prettiest things, that she
+might heap more favours on the interesting
+little bride.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Laura’s first thought that morning had
+also been of the little orphan, who had served
+her so long and faithfully, and whom her
+father had commended to her special care.
+She, too, had risen early, but without dressing
+herself, she went across to Sally. Sally was
+asleep, with the traces of tears on her cheeks;
+Laura looked at her for a few moments, and
+remembered how, when both were too young
+to understand the distinction of rank, they
+had been almost playmates; she wiped from
+her own eyes a little moisture that dimmed
+them, then putting her hand gently on Sally’s
+shoulder, she said, “Wake, Sally, I call you
+early that you may have plenty of time to
+dress me first and yourself afterwards. I
+know you would not like to miss waiting on
+me, or to do it hurriedly for the last time.
+You have been crying, Sally, do not colour
+about it, I should think ill of you if you were
+not sorry to leave us, you cannot feel the
+parting more than I do. I dare say I shall
+have hard work to keep dry eyes all day, but
+we must do our best, Sally, for it will not do
+for John to think I grudge you to him, or
+that you like me better than you do him.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Oh no, Miss!” replied Sally, who felt at
+that moment that she could scarcely love any
+one better than her kind mistress. “Still John
+will not be hard upon me for a few tears,”
+added she, putting the sheet to her eyes.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Come, come, Sally, this will not do, jump
+up and dress yourself quickly, that you may
+be ready to brush my hair when I return
+from the dressing-room; you must do it well
+to day, for you know I am not yet suited with
+a maid, and must do it myself to-morrow.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>This roused Sally, who dressed in great
+haste and was soon at her post. Laura asked
+her many questions about her plans for the
+future, and found with pleasure that most
+things had been well considered and arranged.
+“There is only one thing, Miss,” said Sally in
+conclusion, “that we are sorry for, and it is
+that we cannot offer old Mrs. Maythorn a
+home. She has no child but John, and will
+sadly feel his leaving her.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“But why cannot she live with you and
+work as she does now, so as to pay you for
+what she costs?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Why, Miss, where she is she works about
+the house for her board, and does a trifle outdoors
+besides, that gets her clothing. John
+says it makes him feel quite cowardly, as it
+were, to see his old mother working at
+scrubbing and scouring, making her poor
+back ache, when he is so young and strong;
+yet we scarcely know if we could undertake
+for her altogether. I wish we could.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“How much would it cost you?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“A matter of four shillings a week; besides,
+we must get a bed and bedding. That we
+could put up in the kitchen, if we bought it
+to shut up in the day-time, and, as John says,
+Mrs. Maythorn would help us nicely when we
+get some little ones. But it would cost a deal
+of money to begin and go on with.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I will think of this for you, Sally. It
+would be easy for me to give you four shillings
+a week now, but I may not always be
+able to do it. I may marry a poor man, or
+one who will not allow me to spend my money
+as I please, and were Mrs. Maythorn to give
+up her present employments, she would not
+be able to get them back again three or four
+years hence, nor would she, at her age, be
+able to meet with others; and if you would
+find it difficult to keep her now, you would
+much more when you have a little family; so
+we must do nothing hastily. I will consult
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_584'>584</span>Papa; he will tell me directly whether I
+shall be right in promising you the four shillings
+a week. If I do promise it, you may
+depend on always having it.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Oh, thank you, thank you, Miss, for the
+thought: I will tell John directly I see him;
+the very hope will fill him with joy.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“No,” said Laura, “do not tell him yet,
+Sally, for you would be sorry to disappoint
+him afterwards, if I could not undertake it.
+Wait a day or two, and I will give you an
+answer; or, if possible, it shall be sooner.
+Now, thank you for the nice brushing: I will
+put up my hair while you go and dress;
+it is getting late. If you require assistance,
+and Fanny is not in your room, tap at
+my door, for I shall be pleased to help you
+to-day.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Laura was not called in; but when she
+thought the toilette must be nearly completed,
+went to Sally with the shawl which she had
+bought for her the day before. As she
+entered, Sally was folding the white one John
+had given her. “I have brought you a shawl,”
+said Laura, “which I want you to wear to-day;
+it is much handsomer than that you are
+folding. See, do you like it?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes, Miss,” said Sally, “It is a very good
+one, I see,” and she began to re-fold the other;
+but Laura noticed the expression of disappointment
+with which she made the change,
+and taking up the plain shawl, said, “I do not
+know whether this does not suit your neat
+muslin dress better than mine. Did you buy
+it yourself, Sally?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“No, Miss, it was John’s present; but I
+will put on yours this morning, if you please,
+Miss, and I can wear John’s any day.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“No, no,” replied Laura, “you must put on
+John’s to-day. It matters but little to me
+when you wear mine, so long as it does you
+good service; but John will feel hurt if you
+cast his present aside on your wedding-day,
+because some one else has given you a shawl
+worth a few shillings more.” So Laura put
+the white shawl on the shoulders of Sally, who
+valued it more than the finest Cashmere in
+the world.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>As Sally went down stairs, she saw Fanny
+in tears on the landing. “I cannot think
+how it is,” answered she, in reply to Sally’s
+questioning, “but just on this day, when I
+thought to feel so happy, I am quite low.
+Miss Isabel has been so kind, she has dressed
+me, and quite flustered me with her attentions.
+See what nice things she has given me—this
+shawl—though for that matter, I’d
+rather have worn Thomas’s. Oh, how nice
+you look. Dear, so neat and becoming your
+station, and with John’s shawl, too, but then
+Miss Laura has made you no present.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes, a good shawl, and a promise besides,
+but I will tell you about that another time.
+Let us go in now, they must be waiting
+for us.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Fanny felt so awkward in her fine clothes,
+that she could scarcely be prevailed on to
+encounter the gaze of the servants; but her
+good-natured cousin promising to explain
+that all her dress was given and chosen by
+her mistress, she at last went into the hall.
+Sally’s explanation was only heard by a few
+of the party, and as Fanny, in trying to conceal
+herself from the gaze of the astonished
+villagers, slunk behind old Mrs. Maythorn,
+she had the mortification of hearing her say
+to John, in the loud whisper peculiar to deaf
+people, “I am so glad, John, the neat one is
+yours; I should be quite frightened to see
+you take such a fine lady as Fanny to the
+altar; it makes me sorry for Thomas to see
+her begin so smart.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>When the ceremony was over, the party
+returned to the Hall, where an hospitable
+meal had been provided for all the villagers
+of good character who chose to partake of it.
+It was a merry party, for even Fanny, when
+every one had seen her finery long enough to
+forget it, forgot it herself. Thomas was very
+good-natured about the shawl, and delighted
+at the prospect of spending a few days at
+L——. He and Fanny talked of the boat-excursions
+they would have, the shells they
+would gather for a grotto in their garden, and
+the long rambles they would take by the seaside,
+till they wondered how ever they could
+have been contented with the prospect of
+going to their cottage at once.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>As the pony chaise which the good baronet
+had lent for the day, drove up to take the
+bridal party to L——, for John and Sally
+were also to spend one day there, the two
+young ladies came to take leave of their
+<i><span lang="fr">protégées</span></i>. Laura said, “Good bye, Sally,
+I have consulted Papa and will undertake
+to allow you four shillings a week as long as
+Mrs. Maythorn lives. Here is a sovereign
+towards expenses; you will not, I am sure,
+mind changing your five pound note for the
+rest.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Isabel said, “Good bye, Fanny. I am very,
+very sorry to disappoint you of your treat at
+L——, but I intended to have borrowed the
+two pounds of Miss Laura, and I find she
+cannot lend them to me. Never mind, I am
+sure you will be happy enough in your little
+cottage. I never saw such a sweet little place
+as it is.” So the bridal party drove away.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>In less than a week the cousins were established
+in their new abode. Sally settled and
+happy; but Fanny, unsettled, always expected
+the new carpet, the china tea set, and the
+various other alterations that Isabel had suggested
+and promised to make. The young
+lady was, however, unfortunate with her
+money. At one time she lost a bank-note;
+at another, just as she was counting out money
+for the Brussels carpet, the new maid entered
+to tell her that sundry articles of dress were
+“past mending,” and must be immediately
+replaced. One thing after another nipped her
+generous intentions in the bud, and at last she
+was obliged to set out for her long-expected
+journey to France, without having done more
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_585'>585</span>towards the fulfilment of her promises than
+call frequently on Fanny, to remind her that
+all her present arrangements were temporary,
+and that she should shortly have almost
+everything new.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Good bye, Fanny,” said she at parting;
+“I shall often write to you, and send you
+money. I will not make any distinct promise,
+for I daresay I shall be able to do more than
+I should like to say now.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Laura had given Sally a great many useful
+things for her cottage, but made no promise
+at parting. She said, “Be sure you write to
+me, Sally, from time to time, to say how you
+are going on, and tell me if you want help.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>When Isabel was gone, Fanny saw that she
+must accustom herself to her cottage as it
+was, and banish from her mind the idea of
+the long-anticipated improvements. It was,
+however, no easy task. The window once
+regarded as bare and comfortless still seemed
+so, in spite of Fanny’s reasoning that it was
+no worse than Sally’s, which always looked
+cheerful and pretty. To be sure, John, who
+did not think of getting curtains, had trained
+a honeysuckle over it, still that made but
+little show at present. The carpet, too, so
+long regarded as a coarse temporary thing,
+never regained the beauty it first had to the
+eye of Thomas, as he laid it down the evening
+before he took Fanny to the cottage; and
+Fanny could never forget, as she arranged her
+tea-things, that Miss Isabel had called them
+“common little things;” so of all the other
+pieces of furniture that the young lady had
+remarked upon. Sally’s house was, in reality,
+more homely than her cousin’s, yet as she had
+never entertained a wish that it should be
+better, and as Laura had been pleased with
+all its arrangements, she bustled about it with
+perfect satisfaction; and even to Fanny it
+seemed replete with the comfort her own had
+always wanted.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>At the end of three months Isabel enclosed
+an order for three pounds to Fanny, desiring
+her to get a Brussels carpet, and if there was
+a sufficient remainder, to replace the tea set.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I would rather,” said Fanny to her cousin,
+“put up with the old carpet and china, and
+get a roll of fine flannel, some coals, an extra
+blanket or two, and a cradle for the little one
+that’s coming, for it will be cold weather when
+I am put to bed; but I suppose as Miss Isabel
+has set her mind on the carpet and china, I
+must get them.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>A week or two after John was invited, with
+his wife and mother, to drink tea from Fanny’s
+new china. It was very pretty, so was the
+carpet, and so was Fanny making tea, elated
+with showing her new wealth.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Is not Miss Isabel generous?” asked she,
+as she held the milk-pot to be admired.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I sometimes wish Miss Laura had as much
+money to spare,” replied Sally; “for she lets
+me lay it out as I please, and I could get a
+number of things for three guineas.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Fie, Sally,” said her husband; “are not
+three shillings to spend as one pleases, better
+than three guineas laid out to please some one
+else?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Nonsense, John,” said Fanny, pettishly;
+“how can a carpet for my kitchen be bought
+to please any one but me?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“John isn’t far wrong either,” answered
+her husband; “but the carpet is very handsome,
+and does please you and me too, now it
+is here.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Time passed on, and Fanny gave birth to a
+little girl. Isabel stood sponsor for her by
+proxy, sending her an embroidered cloak and
+lace cap, and desiring that she should be called
+by her own name. Little Bella was very
+sickly, and as her mother had not been able
+to procure her good warm clothing, or lay in
+a large stock of firing, she suffered greatly
+from cold during the severe winter that followed
+her birth. The spring and summer did
+not bring her better health; and as Fanny
+always attributed her delicacy to the want of
+proper warmth in her infancy, she took a
+great dislike to the Brussels carpet, which
+now lay in a roll behind a large chest, having
+been long ago taken up as a piece of inconvenient
+luxury in a kitchen. “I wish you
+could find a corner for it in your cottage,
+Sally,” said she, “for I never catch a sight of
+it without worrying myself to think how much
+flannels and coals I might have bought with
+the money it cost.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Laura frequently sent Sally small presents
+of money, but Isabel, though not so regular
+as her sister, surprised every one by the
+splendour of her presents, when they did come.
+As Bella entered her second year, she received
+from her godmother a beautiful little carriage,
+which Thomas said must have “spoilt a five pound
+note.” This was Isabel’s last gift, for
+it was at about this time that she accepted an
+offer from a French count, and became so
+absorbed in her own affairs, that she forgot
+Fanny and Bella too. Poor Bella grew more
+and more sickly every month; the apothecary
+ordered her beef tea, arrowroot, and other
+strengthening diet, but work was slack with
+Thomas, and it was with difficulty that he
+could procure her the commonest food. “I
+am sure,” said Fanny to her cousin, as little
+Bella was whining on her knee, “that if only
+Miss Isabel were here, she would set us all
+right. She never could bear to see even a
+stranger in distress.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I wish,” said Thomas, “that great folks
+would think a little of what they don’t see.
+I’ll lay anything Miss Isabel gives away a
+deal of money, more than enough to save our
+little one, to a set of French impostors that
+cry after her in the street, and yet, when she
+knows our child is ill, she never cares, because
+she can’t see it grow thin, or hear it cry.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“For shame, Thomas,” said his wife, “do
+not speak so rudely of the young lady. Have
+you forgotten the pretty carriage she sent
+Bella, and how pleased we were when it
+came?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'><span class='pageno' id='Page_586'>586</span>“I don’t mean any harm,” answered her
+husband; “only it strikes me that Miss was
+pleased to buy the carriage because it was
+pretty, and seemed a great thing to send us,
+and that she would ’nt have cared a straw to
+give us a little each, that would have served
+us every bit as well.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I never heard you so ungrateful, Thomas.
+Of course she would ’nt, because she wished
+to please us.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Or herself, as John said; but may be I
+am wrong; only it goes to my heart to see
+the child want food while there is a filagree
+carriage in the yard that cost more than
+would keep her for six months.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Well, cheer up,” said Sally; “Miss Laura
+will be coming home soon, and I’ll lay anything
+she won’t let Bella die of want.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I’m afraid she won’t think of giving to
+me, Sally,” said Fanny despondingly; “I was
+never her maid, you know.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“You would ’nt fear, if you knew Miss
+Laura as I do, Fanny; she never cares who
+she helps so long as the person is deserving,
+and in want. She has no pride of that sort.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Isabel’s marriage was put off, and Laura’s
+return, consequently, postponed. As Bella
+grew worse every day, and yet no help came,
+the unselfish Sally wrote to her patroness,
+telling her of poor Fanny’s distress, and begging
+her either to send her help, or speak on
+her behalf to her sister.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Isabel was dressing for a party when Laura
+showed her Sally’s letter. “Poor Fanny,”
+said she, “I wish I had known it before I
+bought this wreath. I have, absolutely, not
+a half-franc in the world. Will you buy the
+wreath of me at half-price, it has not even
+been taken from its box.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I do not want it,” said Laura, “but I will
+lend you some money.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“No, I cannot borrow more,” said her
+sister despondingly. “I owe you already for
+the flowers, the brooch, the bill you paid
+yesterday, and I know not what else besides;
+but I will tell Eugène there is a poor Englishwoman
+in distress, I am sure he will send her
+something.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Eugène gave a five-franc piece.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>It was late one frosty evening when Sally
+ran across to her cousin’s cottage, delighted
+to be the bearer of the long hoped-for letter.
+Fanny was sitting on the fender before a
+small fire, hugging her darling to her breast,
+and breathing on its little face to make the
+air warmer. “I’m afraid,” said she, in answer
+to Sally’s inquiries, “that the child
+won’t be here long;” and she wiped away a
+few hot tears that had forced their way as
+she sat listening to the low moans of the little
+sufferer.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“But I have good news for you,” said her
+cousin, cheerfully. “Here is a letter from
+Miss Isabel at last. I would not tell you
+before, but I wrote to Miss Laura, saying how
+you were expecting every week to be put to
+bed again, and how Bella was wasting away,
+and see, I was right about her, she has sent
+you a sovereign, and her sister’s letter, no
+doubt, contains a pretty sum.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Fanny started up, and could scarcely breathe
+as she broke the seal. What was her disappointment
+on seeing an order for five shillings!</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I am very sorry, my good Fanny,” said
+Isabel, “that just now I have no money. A
+charitable gentleman sends you five shillings,
+and as soon as I possibly can, I will let you
+have a large sum. I have not yet paid for
+the carriage I sent you, and as the bill has
+been given me several times, I must discharge
+it before I send away more money. I hope
+that by this time, little Bella is better.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Fanny laid her child upon the bed, and
+putting her face by its side, shed bitter tears.
+Sally did not speak, and so both remained
+till Thomas came in from his work. Fanny
+would have hidden the letter from him, but
+he saw and seized it in a moment.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Five guineas for a carriage, and five shillings
+for a child’s life,” said he with a sneer,
+as he laid it down. “Do not look for the
+large sum, Fanny, you won’t get it; but I
+will work hard, and bury the child decently.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Fanny felt no inclination to defend her
+mistress. For the first time, it occurred to
+her that Thomas and John might be right in
+their judgment of her. She raised Bella, as
+Thomas, who had been twisting up the money
+order, was about to throw it in the fire. He
+caught a sight of the child’s wan face, and,
+advancing to the bed, said, in a softened tone,
+“Do you know father, pretty one?” and as
+Bella smiled, faintly, he added, “I will
+do anything for your sake. Here, Fanny,
+take the money, and get the child something
+nourishing.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Bella seemed to revive from getting better
+food; and the apothecary held out great
+hope of her ultimate recovery, if the improved
+diet could be continued; but expenses fell
+heavily on Thomas, Fanny was put to bed
+with a fine strong little boy, and, though Sally
+and Mrs. Maythorn devoted themselves to
+her and Bella, the anxiety she suffered from
+being separated from her invalid child, added
+to her former constant uneasiness, and want
+of proper food, brought on a fever that
+threatened her life. In a few days she became
+quite delirious. During this time Isabel was
+married, and Laura returned to England.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>When Fanny regained her consciousness
+she was in the dark, but she could see someone
+standing by the window. On her speaking
+the person advanced to her side. “Do
+not be startled to find me here,” said a sweet
+soft voice. “Sally has watched by your side
+for three nights, and when I came this evening
+she looked so ill that I insisted on her going
+to bed; then, as we could find no one on whose
+care and watchfulness we could depend, I
+took her place. You have been in a sound
+sleep Dr. Hart said you would wake up much
+better. Are you better?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'><span class='pageno' id='Page_587'>587</span>“Yes, ma’am, a deal better; but where am
+I, and who is it with me?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“You are in your own pretty cottage, and
+Miss Laura is with you. You expected me
+home, did you not?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Oh thank God; who sent you, dear Miss
+Laura? How is—but may be I had best not
+ask just while I am so weak. Is the dear boy
+well?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes, quite well; and Bella is much better.
+I have sent her for a few days to L——, with
+Mrs. Maythorn; the sea air will do her
+good.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Oh, thank you—thank you—dear young
+lady for the thought. I seem so bound up in
+that dear child, that nothing could comfort
+me for her loss. How good and kind you are,
+Miss—you do all so well and so quietly!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes, Fanny, dear,” said Thomas, coming
+from behind the curtain and stooping to kiss
+his wife. “Miss Laura has saved you and
+Bella, and me too, for I could’nt have lived
+if you had died; and has found me work;
+and all without making one great present, or
+doing anything one could speak about. I’ll
+tell you what it is, wife, dear, Miss Isabel
+does all for the best, but it is just as she feels
+at the moment. Now Miss Laura—if I may
+be so bold to speak, Miss—Miss Laura does
+not give to please her own feelings, but to do
+good. I can’t say it well, but do you say it
+for me, Miss; I want Fanny to know the
+right words, to teach the little ones by-and-bye.
+You know what I wish to say, Miss
+Laura.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Yes Thomas,” said Laura, blushing, “but
+I do not say you are right. You mean, I
+think, that my sister acts from impulse, and I
+from principle. Is that it?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“I suppose that’s it, Miss,” said Thomas,
+considering, and apparently not quite satisfied.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“You have no harder meaning, I am sure,”
+said Laura, quietly, “because I love my sister
+very much.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Certainly not, Miss,” returned Thomas.
+“But, myself, if I may take the liberty of
+gratefully saying so, I prefer to be acted to on
+principle, and think it a good deal better than
+impulse.”</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>CHIPS.</h2>
+</div>
+<h3 class='c004'>TORTURE IN THE WAY OF BUSINESS.</h3>
+
+<p class='c005'>The mention in a recent number of the
+extreme cruelty practised on calves, has
+drawn forth the following statement from a correspondent,—a
+clergyman in Bedfordshire:—</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“A member of my family was witness to
+the following act of barbarity, viz., that of
+plucking the feathers from a duck while yet
+alive. Upon being expostulated with, the
+man replied that it was a common practice,—‘we
+<i>half</i> break their necks, then pluck
+them while they are warm, and then finish
+them off.’ This act of cruelty was witnessed
+in Brighton Market. If the above will at all
+assist you in exposing the atrocities which are
+practised on the brute creation, I shall be
+thankful. The public generally (save a few
+gross sensualists) have only, it is to be hoped,
+to be told what is practised on many articles
+of consumption, to make them protest against
+such wanton insults on God’s workmanship.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The only means of accounting for such
+irrational cruelty, is the supposition that the
+offending poulterers imagine ducks to be endowed
+by nature with no more feeling than
+feather-beds.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The savage indifference with which unappreciable
+agonies are systematically inflicted
+upon sentient creatures, strikes us occasionally
+with wonder. The police reports have lately
+revealed a case which nothing but the best
+testimony could render credible. A correspondent
+of the Times Newspaper was some
+weeks since walking in the Walworth Road,
+when he saw several persons assembled round
+the shop of a butcher; half a dozen men were
+endeavouring to force two bullocks into a
+slaughter-house. The butcher’s journeyman
+struck one of the animals on the legs with
+a broom handle, which had a sharp pointed
+spike. The door of the slaughter-house was
+very narrow; the man got a rope and fixed
+it tightly round the horns of the bullock, and
+some of them then pulled this from the inside
+of the slaughter-house; the others were
+beating the brute behind and pushing it on.
+He saw one of the butchers twisting the
+animal’s tail till he doubled it up, and the
+bones were dislocated—at least, he was led to
+think so by the right angle formed by the two
+portions of the tail. The man’s hands were
+covered with blood which flowed from the
+tail; and he rubbed the dislocated parts together,
+which caused the poor animal to moan
+most piteously. Several of the bystanders
+expressed their disgust.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The fellows were brought before the
+Lambeth magistrate by the Society for the
+Prevention of Cruelty to Animals; but unfortunately
+the principal witness mistook one
+of the offenders for another person—his
+brother. The complaint, therefore, from that
+legal informality, broke down.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The defendants appeared to treat the mere
+pulling a bullock through a passage too small
+for its comfortable admission, with ropes tied
+to its horns; the pushing it with goads from
+behind; the agonising twisting of its tail; as
+matters of the most perfect indifference. In
+his exultation at getting off, one of them
+facetiously promised the magistrate, in answer
+to an expostulation as to the narrowness of
+the passage, “that, to oblige his Worship, he
+would make the place big enough to admit a
+full-grown elephant, or a hippopotamus.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>We have in former articles shown that
+this sort of brutality is of everyday occurrence,
+and perpetrated in the regular way of
+business. Use begets insensibility. We have
+no doubt that the poulterer and butchers
+concerned in the atrocities we have detailed,
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_588'>588</span>are worthy men enough in their families.
+They would not tear the hair out of the
+head of a child, or goad a wife with a broomstick,
+for the world. They are most likely
+tender fathers and affectionate husbands;
+but in the way of business, as poulterers, and
+butchers, what can exceed, or what censure
+can be too sharp for, their cruelty? Exposure
+is the only cure; and this we will always do
+our part in administering.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>A COTTAGE MEMORY.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c010'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>In that far foreign country, the dream of old days</div>
+ <div class='line'>And old haunts often bears me to Anthony Wray’s;</div>
+ <div class='line'>The white little cottage with nest-crowded eaves,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Peeping out half the year from an ambush of leaves.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>And now once again have my footsteps been there,</div>
+ <div class='line'>And have found it—deserted, dismantled, and bare;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Except where the wall-flow’rs still cluster and wave</div>
+ <div class='line'>On the gable: they now are like flow’rs on a grave.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>At that window, I thought as I passed through the door,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Where the late sunbeam strikes down the weed-covered floor,</div>
+ <div class='line'>How often the sunlight and moonlight have shone</div>
+ <div class='line'>Upon bright, living faces, that now are all gone.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>In the choice ingle-nook stood no Martha’s arm-chair,</div>
+ <div class='line'>But a heap of dead leaves which the wind had swept there;</div>
+ <div class='line'>The low-talking wind that breathed thoughts of the time</div>
+ <div class='line'>When young voices rang round like a holiday chime.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>And the hearth had become like a cold churchyard stone,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Encrusted with mould and with moss overgrown,</div>
+ <div class='line'>That had glowed through so many a long winter night,</div>
+ <div class='line'>The heart of the cottage, a core of warm light.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>What talk and what mirth there! what tales told or read</div>
+ <div class='line'>To the children that listened in joy tinged with dread!</div>
+ <div class='line'>A storm shakes the window; they solemnly gaze</div>
+ <div class='line'>On each other, and draw their stools nearer the blaze.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Their father is drowsy with labour gone through,</div>
+ <div class='line'>And the deep satisfaction of nothing to do;</div>
+ <div class='line'>The woof of light sleep in its network has bound him,</div>
+ <div class='line'>And home mildly shines through the mist that’s around him.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>The mother sits knitting and smiling fond praise;</div>
+ <div class='line'>The cheek of the youngest shines warm in the blaze</div>
+ <div class='line'>As he rests his white head on his grandmother’s knee;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Alas! that these pictures mere phantoms should be.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>As ghosts of burnt roses cloud up from their ashes,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Rise scenes from the past in these transient flashes;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Thin visions, soon melted, which leave the heart sore,</div>
+ <div class='line'>By half-showing that which they will not restore.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Could it be that this Household was gone, and for ever?</div>
+ <div class='line'>The wood looked unchanged, and the fields, and the river;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Co-tenants of time, even part did these seem</div>
+ <div class='line'>Of beings who now are but shapes of a dream.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>The broad-leaved horse-chesnut my thoughts used to wed</div>
+ <div class='line'>With those for whose shelter its boughs seemed to spread,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Dipped slowly in sunlight its fans as of old,</div>
+ <div class='line'>But beneath, all had passed “like a tale that is told.”</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Long I stood, and had no word of comfort to say</div>
+ <div class='line'>Yet not unconsoled did I turn me away:</div>
+ <div class='line'>Thank God for the faith that is stronger than grief,</div>
+ <div class='line'>The fountain that springs to the parched soul’s relief.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>The whispered assurance which raises and soothes,</div>
+ <div class='line'>That these are the phantoms, and those still the truths;</div>
+ <div class='line'>And their trials and virtues, their tears and their mirth</div>
+ <div class='line'><i>Not</i> faded like yesterday’s light from the earth!</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>“CAPE” SKETCHES.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c009'>There is a peculiarity evinced by such of
+the advocates of colonisation as have acquainted
+themselves personally with colonial
+life, which puts in a strong light the adaptability
+of most of our territories beyond sea
+for bettering the condition of enterprising
+emigrants. It is this:—each man vaunts loudly
+the superiority of the colony he has visited
+over all the others. “How is it possible,”
+writes a settler in New Zealand to us,
+“that people will be so blind as to risk their
+capital in Australia while there is New
+Zealand, the finest country, with the finest
+climate in the world!” The friend, who
+occasionally amuses and instructs us with
+his vivid sketches of Australian life, exclaims—“New
+Zealand!—Where are its
+markets?—What is a farmer to do with
+his produce when he has got it?—No, no;
+my advice is Sydney.” “By no means,”
+ejaculates a third, just home from Port
+Philip, “South Australia is the country
+for an energetic man to gain independence
+and wealth.” A successful emigrant, hot from
+Hobart Town, vaunts the advantages of Van
+Dieman’s Land. Our friend from Canada
+over-rides all these opinions. “Why,” he
+argues, “go to uncivilised, uncultivated, and
+far-off countries, when you can, at once, join
+established communities, and enjoy regular
+British institutions, only a three weeks’ sail
+distant; where markets are regular, food
+cheap, and where (on account of the intense
+cold) there is nothing to do for one-third of
+the year?” Lastly, we are favoured with the
+opinion of a five years’ resident in South
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_589'>589</span>Africa:—“Truly,” he says, “people who
+brave the regions of a northern climate, who
+expose their lives in dangerous proximity to
+savages, who heed not agues in swamps, nor
+thirst in deserts, forget there is such a place
+as the Cape of Good Hope.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Although all this one-sided enthusiasm does
+not prove either of the respective cases argued
+by the different advocates; yet it shows in a
+broad light the certain advantages of emigration
+in general. To whatever quarter of
+the globe the observer turns, he sees, amidst
+occasional instances of disappointment and
+loss, that emigration has, in general, answered
+the expectations of the emigrants. But this
+general success he does not attribute to the
+soundness of the principle in the abstract,
+but to the advantages of the particular
+country in which he has witnessed the most
+prosperity.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>In, therefore, sifting and comparing with
+other evidence the numerous papers which
+we receive from, and relative to, the various
+colonies, it is our aim to give such true
+pictures of colonial life as enable the reader
+to judge fairly of the pains, pleasures, losses
+and gains of all the new homes which have
+been established by and for Englishmen in
+various parts of the globe.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>We have been led into these remarks by a
+communication now before us from the gentleman
+already mentioned who has passed five
+active years in the colony of the Cape of
+Good Hope. His characteristic preface to
+the amusing and instructive sketches of Cape
+Life is as follows:—</p>
+
+<p class='c011'>“I cannot but think, that, in the present
+rage for promoting emigration, too much
+attention is paid to new and untried countries
+whose resources are as yet doubtful and
+undeveloped, to the detriment of the old
+established colonies, whose constant cry is
+for ‘labour, labour, labour.’ Amongst the
+least popular of our old colonies is the Cape
+of Good Hope. Yet I think, that most, if
+not all, the objections usually raised against
+it are erroneous; while many of its undoubted
+advantages are overlooked. It is my desire,
+if possible, to remove some of the prejudices
+entertained against a land where I spent five
+happy years of my life. My intention is
+simply to give a few travelling sketches, and
+to portray some of the characteristic features
+of the country and its inhabitants.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Cape Wine enjoys a very unenviable notoriety
+in England. Order a glass of sherry at
+a fourth-rate tavern: taste it—it is <i>very</i> bad—you
+turn up your nose and cry “Cape!”
+Mr. Lazarus, a Hebrew dealer in wine and
+money, “does a little bill” for you, and sends
+you home as part payment a few dozen of
+“excellent Madeira.” Are you rash enough
+to taste it? If so, as soon as you have
+recovered from the sputtering caused by its
+fearful acidity, you mutter a phrase never
+mentioned to ears polite, and say again—“Cape!”
+In fact, whenever you drink any
+vile compound, under the name of wine, to
+which you are at a loss to ascribe a native
+land, you cry—“Cape!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The old adage of “give a dog a bad name
+and hang him,” is fully exemplified here.
+Still it must be admitted that the dog must
+first have <i>earned</i> his bad name. So it is with
+Cape Wine. It <i>was</i> very bad, and a great
+part of it is so still; while decidedly the worst
+of it is sent to England. I have often endeavoured
+to persuade the wine farmers that
+this is bad policy on their part; but they
+will not be convinced. They say that Cape Wine
+has a bad name in the market; that it
+is bought only as “Cape Wine,” without any
+distinction of vintage or class; and that the
+worst of it brings them as good a price as the
+best. And yet there is a vast difference in
+the various qualities; and even the best of
+them are still susceptible of wonderful improvement.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>There is a similarity between the Cape and
+the Madeira grape. Both are cultivated very
+much in the same manner, but the grand
+point of difference between the two is the
+time of gathering the grapes. In Madeira
+they are not gathered till so ripe that many
+begin to fall, and many are withered from
+over ripeness; these are of course rejected.
+By this means a smaller amount of wine is
+obtained from a vineyard than would have
+been produced had the grapes been gathered
+earlier: but the quality of the wine is improved
+beyond conception. Every grape is
+full, ripe, and luscious, and the wine partakes
+of its quality. Nothing can prove more
+clearly the necessity of the grape being fully,
+and rather <i>over</i> ripe, than the difference of
+the wine produced on the north side of the
+Island of Madeira, where this perfection of
+the grape can scarcely be attained, and that
+grown on the south side: the latter is Nectar;
+the former Cape; or little better.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Now at <i>the</i> Cape the object of the farmer is
+always to get the greatest <i>quantity</i> of wine
+from his vineyard; and consequently he
+gathers his grapes when they are barely ripe,
+and none have fallen or withered; whereby
+he fills his storehouses with wine full of
+acidity and of that vile twang which all who
+have tasted shudder to recal.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Some of the wine-growers in the colony have
+lately pursued a different plan, and with vast
+success. This has been chiefly among the
+English colonists; for a Dutch boor at the
+Cape is a very intractable animal, and not
+easily induced to swerve from old systems, be
+they ever so bad. Probably, the principal
+reason why the colony produced from the
+very first such bad wines, was its having
+been colonised by Dutchmen, who could
+have had no experience at home in wine-growing.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Who knows what might have been the case
+had a colony from the plains of Champagne
+or Bordeaux first settled there? Apropos of
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_590'>590</span>this, I may mention that a fellow passenger of
+mine was a Frenchman from Champagne.
+At the Cape he entered into partnership with
+a young Englishman (also a fellow passenger),
+and agreed to take a wine farm. The Englishman
+was to supply capital—the Frenchman
+knowledge. Monsieur had determined to
+make “Cape Champagne;” and remarkably
+well he succeeded. Often at public and even
+at private dinners, when swallowing something
+dignified with the name of that right-royal
+wine, have I sighed to think how far more
+palatable would be a bottle of Monsieur
+L——’s vintage.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>It perhaps requires a greater outlay of
+capital to be a successful wine-grower than
+almost anything else in the colony. There are,
+in addition to the purchase of land and vines,
+the expenses of storehouses, casks, and, above
+all, that most difficult commodity to attain—labour.
+So great is the want of the latter,
+and so uncertain the supply of even that which
+is attainable, that he is a bold man who ventures
+on wine-farming at the Cape.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The wine-growers are generally wealthy
+men, for, in spite of all obstacles, their profits
+are very large. Few people who even touch
+at the Cape fail to visit the Constantia wine
+farms, producing the delicious sweet wine of
+that name. It is grown on a mountain named
+after the wife of one of the former Governors
+of the Cape—whether in compliment to the
+lady’s sweetness of disposition, or her love for
+the wine then produced, I know not. Three
+farms monopolise this mountain. Even half a
+mile from them, the wine produced is of a very
+inferior flavour. They live in excellent style,
+these Constantia wine-growers. When first
+I visited one of them, a carriage-and-four and
+two buggies, conveying a party of Indian
+visitors, had just drawn up at the door. A
+<i><span lang="fr">déjeûner</span></i> was spread in a long, handsome, and
+elegantly-furnished apartment, for the entertainment
+of any one who might chance to
+come and visit the farm. Two or three superintendents
+were ready to show the “lions” of
+the place to visitors, and to give them samples
+of the wine to taste. There are many varieties
+of it. And, oh, how seductive that same Constantia
+is! Who can resist it in all its
+delicious varieties?</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>I recollect that as I rode towards the farm
+I passed a toll-gate, and looking, I suppose,
+extremely like a “griffin” (for I had only been
+a week in the colony), the “pikeman” observed,
+as he took my twopence, and handed me the
+ticket, “Hopes you’ll be able to read it as you
+comes back, Sir!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“What do you mean?” I asked.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“No offence, Sir,” said the man with a grin;
+“only I’ve seed a many as <i>couldn’t</i>—that’s
+all.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The three Constantia wine-growers are
+Dutchmen; and so, in fact, are nearly all the
+wine farmers throughout the colony. Englishmen
+who go out there generally take to trade
+or sheep-farming; and they are right,—for it
+requires far less experience, less capital, and
+less labour, to follow almost any calling at the
+Cape than that of a wine-grower. I think,
+however, that a Company might be profitably
+established here or in the colony, for cultivating
+the vine there and importing its produce
+to Europe. For this purpose, they should
+send out labourers and superintendents, carefully
+selected from the wine districts of France
+and Germany; and take care that the Madeira
+plan of gathering the grapes be adopted. They
+should agitate, too, for a reduction of the duty
+on the wine: at present it is far too high.
+Perhaps the profits would not at first be
+great, for there is a serious obstacle to be
+overcome,—a bad name in the market; but
+eventually I believe that the speculation
+would be a lucrative one, and that it would
+in time remove the unfortunate stigma now
+affixed to Cape wine.</p>
+
+<p class='c009'>In these days of railroad travelling, when
+twenty miles an hour would be considered
+slow enough to justify a letter of complaint
+from “Viator” to the editor of the Times, it
+may rather astonish my readers to learn that
+twenty miles is considered a fair day’s journey
+at the Cape. Yet so it is.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Unless you amble on horseback, which only
+men and <i>young</i> men can undertake, the sole
+and universal method of travelling is by an
+ox-wagon. Just go and see the wagon
+exhibited by Cumming in his South-African
+Exhibition, at Hyde Park corner! Imagine
+such a machine, with twelve or fourteen oxen
+attached to it by a long rope of plaited hide
+(called a treck-tow) attached to the pole, and
+to which are fastened the yokes of the oxen.
+Then fancy a little Hottentot lad, very much
+like one of the Bushmen lately exhibited in
+London (but, perhaps, hardly so handsome,)
+leading the two front oxen by a strip of hide
+fastened to their horns (called a reim), and a
+full-grown Hottentot seated on the driving-seat,
+in the front of the wagon, with an enormous
+whip in his hands formed of a long
+bamboo handle and a lash of plaited thongs,
+with which he can, from his seat, reach the
+leaders of his team; and you have the “travelling
+carriage” of South Africa complete
+before your eyes.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The same team (or “span” in South-African
+phraseology) of oxen take you the whole
+journey, whether it be twenty or two hundred
+miles; and as they have no other food on the
+way, nor indeed at any other time, than the
+grass and water on the roadside, you may imagine
+that twenty or twenty-five miles a day is
+quite work enough for them. The journey is,
+however, by no means so tedious or uninteresting
+an affair as might be supposed. It is
+like so many days of pic-nic-ing, with new
+scenery each day, and in a glorious climate.
+The wagon is of course well furnished with
+tea, sugar, coffee, wine, flour, eggs, fresh and
+preserved meat, vegetables, and in fact all
+that refreshes and cheers the inward man:
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_591'>591</span>for, be it recollected, that there are no inns,
+or at least the very few there are are scattered
+at such great distances apart over the
+country that no wagon traveller thinks of
+visiting them. The wagon in fact becomes
+your home and your store-house as well as
+your travelling carriage. A long stretcher
+is slung in it, on which is placed your bed,
+which serves for a lounging couch by day.
+Some people travel with a tent, but this is unnecessary
+when the party does not exceed two
+or three, besides the Hottentots, who sleep
+under the wagon, or under a bush or anywhere
+else on the ground, as soundly as their
+masters in their beds.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Travellers generally take their guns with
+them, as they may chance to get a little sport
+on the road. At six in the morning we will
+suppose the carriage to start; at about ten
+you will “outspan”—that is, take out the
+oxen and let them feed, and prepare for breakfast.
+Your Hottentots soon collect fuel, the
+wagon is drawn up close by a mimosa or some
+other bush, a fire is lighted, the kettle set to
+boil, the coffee prepared, the steaks cooked in
+a frying-pan, and perhaps some hot cakes
+made of meal baked for you; and with a
+beautiful country round you, and a magnificent
+sky above you, if you cannot make a good
+breakfast, and feel a light heart, I fear that
+you must be terribly “used up.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Then comes a stroll through the bush with
+your double-barrel on your shoulder, in search
+of a partridge or a Guinea fowl, or a stray
+antelope; and back to the wagon, now ready
+for another start.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Forward, again, till dinner-time, when the
+same process is gone through. After dinner,
+perhaps you will go forward another four
+or five miles, and then “outspan” for the
+night.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The nights of the Cape climate are glorious!
+I can scarcely imagine anything more beautiful.
+The sky of that deep, dark blue, which
+we never see in northern climates; the moon
+shining as she only can in such a sky, the
+stars so bright and distinct, with the beautiful
+southern cross in all its brilliancy, among
+them; the perfect stillness of everything
+around; the lofty and rugged mountains
+where the foot of man has never trodden;
+the thick dark bush, penetrable only by
+the wild beast or the savage; the broad
+plain covered with Aloes, Cape Heaths, Wild
+Stocks, and the ten thousand variegated
+shrubs which make a carpet beneath your
+feet as beautiful as the canopy of heaven
+above your head; and that little spot worthy
+the pencil of Salvator Rosa—the dark foliage
+of the bush lighted up by your fire, and
+around it the dusky forms of your Hottentots
+stretched at their ease, and enjoying, as none
+but a half savage knows how thoroughly to
+enjoy, the requisite delight of the “<span lang="it">Dolce far
+niente</span>.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>No doubt railroads are glorious inventions.
+All honour, too, to Macadam, and to stagecoaches
+and post-chaises; all praise to the
+comforts and convenience of a good English
+Inn. But if you have a spark of native poetry
+in your composition, in spite of bad roads,
+slow travelling, rough fare, and a bed “al
+fresco,” you will enjoy one of these South
+African journeys more than any trip you
+ever took in Europe. You have no other
+travelling companions than the beauties of
+Nature’s works around you, fresh as from
+the hands of their Creator, and the thoughts
+and reflections high and holy, as such scenes
+and such companionship will not fail to call
+forth.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>CHEMICAL CONTRADICTIONS.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c009'>Science, whose aim and end is to prove
+the harmony and “eternal fitness of things,”
+also proves that we live in a world of paradoxes;
+and that existence itself, is a whirl of
+contradictions. Light and darkness, truth
+and falsehood, virtue and vice, the negative
+and positive poles of galvanic or magnetic
+mysteries, are evidences of all-pervading antitheses,
+which acting like the good and evil
+genii of Persian Mythology, neutralise each
+other’s powers when they come into collision.
+It is the office of science to solve these mysteries.
+The appropriate symbol of the lecture-room
+is a Sphinx; for a scientific lecturer is
+but a better sort of unraveller of riddles.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Who would suppose, for instance, that water—which
+everybody knows, extinguishes fire—may,
+under certain circumstances, add fuel
+to flame, so that the “coming man” who is
+to “set the Thames on fire,” may not be far
+off. If we take some mystical grey-looking
+globules of potassium (which is the metallic
+basis of common pearl-ash) and lay them upon
+water, the water will instantly appear to ignite.
+The globules will swim about in flames, reminding
+us of the “death-fires” described by
+the Ancient Mariner, burning “like witches’
+oil” on the surface of the stagnant sea.
+Sometimes even, without any chemical ingredient
+being added, Fire will appear to spring
+spontaneously from water; which is not a
+simple element, as Thales imagined, when he
+speculated upon the origin of the Creation,
+but two invisible gases—oxygen and hydrogen,
+chemically combined. During the electrical
+changes of the atmosphere in a thunder-storm,
+these gases frequently combine with explosive
+violence, and it is this combination which
+takes place when “the big rain comes dancing
+to the earth.” These fire-and-water phenomena
+are thus accounted for; certain substances
+have peculiar affinities or attractions
+for one another; the potassium has so inordinate
+a desire for oxygen, that the moment
+it touches, it decomposes the water, abstracts
+all the oxygen, and sets free the hydrogen or
+inflammable gas. The potassium, when combined
+with the oxygen, forms that corrosive
+substance known as caustic potash, and the
+heat disengaged during this process, ignites
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_592'>592</span>the hydrogen. Here the mystery ends; and
+the contradictions are solved;—Oxygen and
+hydrogen when combined, become water;
+when separated the hydrogen gas burns with a
+pale lambent flame. Many of Nature’s most
+delicate deceptions are accounted for by a
+knowledge of these laws.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Your analytical chemist sadly annihilates,
+with his scientific machinations, all poetry.
+He bottles up at pleasure the Nine Muses,
+and proves them—as the fisherman in the
+Arabian Nights did the Afrite—to be all
+smoke. Even the Will o’ the Wisp cannot
+flit across its own morass without being pursued,
+overtaken, and burnt out by this scientific
+detective policeman. He claps an extinguisher
+upon Jack o’ Lanthorn thus:—He
+says that a certain combination of phosphorus
+and hydrogen, which rises from watery
+marshes, produces a gas called phosphuretted
+hydrogen, which ignites spontaneously the
+moment it bubbles up to the surface of the
+water and meets with atmospheric air. Here
+again, the Ithuriel wand of science dispels all
+delusion, pointing out to us, that in such
+places animal and vegetable substances are
+undergoing constant decomposition; and as
+phosphorus exists under a variety of forms
+in these bodies, as phosphate of lime, phosphate
+of soda, phosphate of magnesia, &#38;c.,
+and as furthermore the decomposition of
+water itself is the initiatory process in these
+changes, so we find that phosphorus and
+hydrogen are supplied from these sources;
+and we may therefore easily conceive the
+consequent formation of phosphuretted hydrogen.
+This gas rises in a thin stream from
+its watery bed, and the moment it comes in
+contact with the oxygen of the atmosphere,
+it bursts into a flame so buoyant, that it
+flickers with every breath of air, and realises
+the description of Goëthe’s Mephistopheles,
+that the course of Jack-o’-lantern is generally
+“zig-zag.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Who would suppose that absolute darkness
+may be derived from two rays of light!
+Yet such is the fact. If two rays proceed from
+two luminous points very close to each other,
+and are so directed as to cross at a given point
+on a sheet of white paper in a dark room, their
+united light will be twice as bright as either
+ray singly would produce. But if the difference
+in the distance of the two points be
+diminished only one half, the one light will
+extinguish the other, and produce absolute
+darkness. The same curious result may be
+produced by viewing the flame of a candle
+through two very fine slits near to each other
+in a card. So, likewise, strange as it may
+appear, if two musical strings be so made to
+vibrate, in a certain succession of degrees, as
+for the one to gain half a vibration on the
+other, the two resulting sounds will antagonise
+each other and produce an interval
+of perfect silence. How are these mysteries
+to be explained? The Delphic Oracle of
+science must again be consulted, and among
+the high priests who officiate at the shrine,
+no one possesses more recondite knowledge, or
+can recal it more instructively, than Sir David
+Brewster. “The explanation which philosophers
+have given,” he observes, “of these
+remarkable phenomena, is very satisfactory,
+and may easily be understood. When a wave
+is made on the surface of a still pool of water
+by plunging a stone into it, the wave advances
+along the surface, while the water
+itself is never carried forward, but merely
+rises into a height and falls into a hollow,
+each portion of the surface experiencing an
+elevation and a depression in its turn. If we
+suppose two waves equal and similar, to be
+produced by two separate stones, and if they
+reach the same spot at the same time, that is,
+if the two elevations should exactly coincide,
+they would unite their effects, and produce a
+wave twice the size of either; but if the one
+wave should be put so far before the other,
+that the hollow of the one coincided with the
+elevation of the other, and the elevation of
+the one with the hollow of the other, the
+two waves would obliterate or destroy one
+another; the elevation as it were of the one
+filling up half the hollow of the other, and
+the hollow of the one taking away half the
+elevation of the other, so as to reduce the
+surface to a level. These effects may be exhibited
+by throwing two equal stones into a
+pool of water; and also may be observed in
+the Port of Batsha, where the two waves
+arriving by channels of different lengths
+actually obliterate each other. Now, as light
+is supposed to be produced by waves or undulations
+of an ethereal medium filling all
+nature, and occupying the pores of the transparent
+bodies; and as sound is produced by
+undulations or waves in the air: so the successive
+production of light and darkness by
+two bright lights, and the production of
+sound and silence by two loud sounds, may be
+explained in the very same manner as we have
+explained the increase and obliteration of
+waves formed on the surface of water.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The apparent contradictions in chemistry
+are, indeed, best exhibited in the lecture-room,
+where they may be rendered visible
+and tangible, and brought home to the
+general comprehension. The Professor of
+Analytical Chemistry, J. H. Pepper, who
+demonstrates these things in the Royal Polytechnic
+Institution, is an expert manipulator
+in such mysteries; and, taking a leaf out of
+his own magic-book, we shall conjure him up
+before us, standing behind his own laboratory,
+surrounded with all the implements of his
+art. At our recent visit to this exhibition we
+witnessed him perform, with much address,
+the following experiments:—He placed before
+us a pair of tall glass vessels, each filled,
+apparently, with water;—he then took two
+hen’s eggs, one of these he dropped into one
+of the glass vessels, and, as might have been
+expected, it immediately sank to the bottom.
+He then took the other egg, and dropped it
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_593'>593</span>into the other vessel of water, but, instead of
+sinking as the other had done, it descended
+only half way, and there remained suspended
+in the midst of the transparent fluid. This,
+indeed, looked like magic—one of Houdin’s
+sleight-of-hand performances—for what could
+interrupt its progress? The water surrounding
+it appeared as pure below as around
+and above the egg, yet there it still hung like
+Mahomet’s coffin, between heaven and earth,
+contrary to all the well established laws of
+gravity. The problem, however, was easily
+solved. Our modern Cagliostro had dissolved
+in one half of the water in this vessel as
+much common salt as it would take up,
+whereby the density of the fluid was so much
+augmented that it opposed a resistance to the
+descent of the egg after it had passed through
+the unadulterated water, which he had carefully
+poured upon the briny solution, the
+transparency of which, remaining unimpaired,
+did not for a moment suggest the suspicion of
+any such impregnation. The good housewife,
+upon the same principle, uses an egg to
+test the strength of her brine for pickling.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Every one has heard of the power which
+bleaching gas (chlorine) possesses in taking
+away colour, so that a red rose held over its
+fumes will become white. The lecturer, referring
+to this fact, exhibited two pieces of
+paper; upon one was inscribed, in large
+letters, the word “<span class='sc'>Proteus</span>;” upon the other
+no writing was visible; although he assured
+us the same word was there inscribed. He
+now dipped both pieces of paper in a solution
+of bleaching-powder, when the word “Proteus”
+disappeared from the paper upon which
+it was before visible; whilst the same word
+instantly came out, sharp and distinct, upon
+the paper which was previously a blank.
+Here there appeared another contradiction:
+the chlorine in the one case obliterating, and
+in the other reviving the written word; and
+how was this mystery explained? Easily
+enough! Our ingenious philosopher, it seems,
+had used indigo in penning the one word
+which had disappeared; and had inscribed
+the other with a solution of a chemical substance,
+iodide of potassium and starch; and
+the action which took place was simply this:
+the chlorine of the bleaching solution set free
+the iodine from the potassium, which immediately
+combined with the starch, and gave
+colour to the letters which were before invisible.
+Again—a sheet of white paper was
+exhibited, which displayed a broad and brilliant
+stripe of scarlet—(produced by a compound
+called the bin-iodide of mercury)—when
+exposed to a slight heat the colour
+changed immediately to a bright yellow, and,
+when this yellow stripe was crushed by
+smartly rubbing the paper, the scarlet colour
+was restored, with all its former brilliancy.
+This change of colour was effected entirely
+by the alteration which the heat, in the one
+case, and the friction, in the other, produced
+in the particles which reflected these different
+colours;—and, upon the same principle, we
+may understand the change of the colour in
+the lobster-shell, which burns from black to
+red in boiling; because the action of the
+heat produces a new arrangement in the
+particles which compose the shell.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>With the assistance of water and fire,
+which have befriended the magicians of every
+age, contradictions of a more marvellous character
+may be exhibited, and even the secret
+art revealed of handling red hot metals, and
+passing through the fiery ordeal. If we take
+a platinum ladle, and hold it over a furnace
+until it becomes of a bright red heat, and
+then project cold water into its bowl, we
+shall find that the water will remain quiescent
+and give no sign of ebullition—not so much
+as a single “fizz;” but, the moment the
+ladle begins to cool, it will boil up and quickly
+evaporate. So also, if a mass of metal, heated
+to whiteness, be plunged in a vessel of cold
+water, the surrounding fluid will remain tranquil
+so long as the glowing white heat continues;
+but, the moment the temperature
+falls, the water will boil briskly. Again—if
+water be poured upon an iron sieve, the wires
+of which are made red hot, it will not run
+through; but, on the sieve cooling, it will
+run through rapidly. These contradictory
+effects are easily accounted for. The repelling
+power of intense heat keeps the water from
+immediate contact with the heated metal, and
+the particles of the water, collectively, retain
+their globular form; but, when the vessel
+cools, the repulsive power diminishes, and the
+water coming into closer contact with the
+heated surface its particles can no longer
+retain their globular form, and eventually expand
+into a state of vapour. This globular
+condition of the particles of water will account
+for many very important phenomena;
+perhaps it is best exhibited in the dew-drop,
+and so long as these globules retain their
+form, water will retain its fluid properties.
+An agglomeration of these globules will carry
+with them, under certain circumstances, so
+much force that it is hardly a contradiction
+to call water itself a solid. The water-hammer,
+as it is termed, illustrates this apparent
+contradiction. If we introduce a certain
+quantity of water into a long glass tube, when
+it is shaken, we shall hear the ordinary
+splashing noise as in a bottle; but, if we
+exhaust the air, and again shake the tube, we
+shall hear a loud ringing sound, as if the
+bottom of the tube were struck by some hard
+substance—like metal or wood—which may
+fearfully remind us of the blows which a
+ship’s side will receive from the waves during
+a storm at sea, which will often carry away
+her bulwarks.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>It is now time to turn to something stronger
+than water for more instances of chemical contradictions.
+The chemical action of certain
+poisons (the most powerful of all agents,)
+upon the human frame, has plunged the
+faculty into a maze of paradoxes; indeed
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_594'>594</span>there is actually a system of medicine, advancing
+in reputation, which is founded on
+the principle of contraries. The famous
+Doctor Hahnemann, who was born at Massieu
+in Saxony, was the founder of it, and, strange
+to say, medical men, who are notorious for
+entertaining contrary opinions, have not yet
+agreed among themselves whether he was a
+very great quack or a very great philosopher.
+Be this as it may, the founder of this system,
+which is called <span class='sc'>Homœopathy</span>, when translating
+an article upon bark in Dr. Cullen’s Materia
+Medica, took some of this medicine, which had
+for many years been justly celebrated for the
+cure of ague. He had not long taken it, when
+he found himself attacked with agueish
+symptoms, and a light now dawned upon his
+mind, and led him to the inference that
+medicines which give rise to the symptoms of
+a disease, are those which will specifically
+cure it, and however curious it may appear,
+several illustrations in confirmation of this
+principle were speedily found. If a limb be
+frost-bitten, we are directed to rub it with
+snow; if the constitution of a man be impaired
+by the abuse of spirituous liquors, and he be
+reduced to that miserable state of enervation
+when the limbs tremble and totter, and the
+mind itself sinks into a state of low muttering
+delirium, the physician to cure him must go
+again to the bottle and administer stimulants
+and opiates.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>It was an old Hippocratic aphorism that
+two diseases cannot co-exist in the same
+body; wherefore, gout has actually been cured
+by the afflicted person going into a fenny
+country and catching the ague. The fatality
+of consumption is also said to be retarded by
+a common catarrh; and upon this very principle
+depends the truth of the old saying, that
+ricketty doors hang long on rusty hinges. In
+other words, the strength of the constitution
+being impaired by one disease has less power
+to support the morbid action of another.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>We thus live in a world of apparent contradictions;
+they abound in every department
+of science, and beset us even in the
+sanctuary of domestic life. The progress of
+discovery has reconciled and explained the
+nature of some of them; but many baffle our
+ingenuity, and still remain involved in mystery.
+This much, however, is certain, that the most
+opposed and conflicting elements so combine
+together as to produce results, which are
+strictly in unison with the order and harmony
+of the universe.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>AN IRISH PECULIARITY.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c009'>The characteristics attributed by one nation
+to another are never patented without
+some foundation in truth; but, in time, by
+means of successive overlays of jest, constant
+repetition, and the heaping up of one
+exaggeration upon another, national portraiture
+flashes forth into glaring caricature.
+If we were to believe old plays and old novels,
+we should suppose that, only a half century
+since, every Englishman fed exclusively on
+roast beef and plum-pudding—rattled his
+guineas in ample pockets, tightened by the
+portly protuberance of his figure, and rapped
+out oaths against “frog-eating Mounseers”
+with the same energy with which, after dinner,
+he imbibed crusted port to the health and
+prosperity of Church and State. On Sunday
+morning we view him, through the same
+medium, standing upright in his red-cushioned
+pew, pronouncing the responses with the <i><span lang="fr">ore
+rotundo</span></i> of Sir Roger de Coverley, and, like
+that worthy baronet, looking daggers at little
+boys whom he catches napping.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The Scotchman of the same authorities was
+invariably a long, lean, raw-boned, hungry,
+grey-eyed Sawney, with high cheek-bones,
+reddish hair, and a diffused aroma of brimstone
+pervading his threadbare garments. Pertaining
+to him also, by inalienable birth-right,
+was an insatiable appetite for oaten-cakes,
+haggis, and singed sheep’s head; of which
+viands the supply usually fell very far short
+of the demand. No matter what his rank in
+life might be, he was forced, as a necessary
+condition of his existence, to talk “braid
+scots,” and to look sharply after the “siller.”
+Somehow, he regularly found his way to
+London, where a lucrative place, and a rich
+wife, to whom he continually proclaimed the
+glories of the “Land o’ Cakes,” gratified and
+rewarded his cautious persevering endeavours
+to replenish his “pouch and sporran;” for
+all Scotchmen were Highlanders, and were
+supposed only to have abandoned their kilts
+in deference to decency and English prejudice
+while in the act of crossing the border.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The Irishman of novel, tale, or comedy,
+was a Phelim or a Patrick, always either
+immersed in love or drink and often the
+victim of both these exciting predicaments:—telling
+humorous lies, making unheard-of
+blunders, winning money by his tricking
+cleverness, and losing it by his unaccountable
+folly; leading a good-humoured, reckless,
+rollicking life, breaking the hearts and
+emptying the purses of maid, wife, and
+widow; and carrying off every shade of embarrassment
+with the cut-and-dry exclamation,
+“By the powers!”—“Arrah, honey!”—or,
+“Och, my jewel!”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>All this served very well to amuse the
+juvenile minds of our grand parents, but in
+these days when the wandering jewish propensity
+to travel over the face of the earth,
+has attained its full development, we find it
+to be a well-ascertained fact that there are
+Englishmen who affect fricassees more than
+roast beef, drink French wines, and dress in
+the French fashion; that Scotchmen may be
+found, even in Scotland, who have neither
+caution in their heads, avarice in their hearts,
+nor kilts round their bodies. Facility of intercourse
+has done this. The ancient prophecy
+is being daily fulfilled:—“Many shall
+run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.”
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_595'>595</span>Railways have rounded off the
+sharp angles of national dislikes, by promoting
+social attrition. The locomotive engine
+is the steam-plough which tears up local
+prejudices by the roots.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Thus the Rose and the Thistle are vindicated,
+but the tiny shamrock still droops its
+green leaf in the atmosphere of public estimation.
+In judging of Irish character, a very
+useful distinction drawn in the days of good
+Queen Bess is overlooked. It divided the
+nation into “the Irish, the wild Irish, and
+the extreme wild Irish.” In justice, these
+distinctions ought to be preserved; for the
+“Irish” of the present day are, upon the
+whole, pretty much like other well-bred,
+well-educated members of the civilised
+world; eating, drinking, sleeping, dressing,
+and living much as their neighbours do.
+But it must be owned that the lower orders,—the
+“wild Irish” of the towns, and the
+“extreme wild Irish” of the bogs and
+mountains,—present some striking and picturesque
+peculiarities to justify the conventional
+Irishman of the old novel: the most
+prominent being that mingled love of fun
+and fighting, which would make one believe
+that the atmosphere of the four fair provinces
+is compounded in equal portions of
+inflammable and laughing gas.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Very deplorable, indeed, must be the state
+of an Irishman—he must “be gone to the bad
+entirely,” when he can neither smile nor
+quarrel; and often even “under the ribs of
+death” is “an appetite created” for these
+excitements. He loves fun; but fighting is
+his pride and his glory. For fighting he
+forswears name and wealth. You may call
+him by all the uncomplimentary names in the
+vocabulary of censure, and he hears you
+meekly; but cast an imputation on his
+courage or his prowess, and—“Hah! Whoo!”—you
+will feel his shillelagh whizzing around
+your ears like a fire-work in a state of
+explosion.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>An illustration of this peculiarity, of the
+ease with which a “wild Irishman” will
+forego every prudent consideration in preference
+to the disgrace of having been beaten
+in battle occurred, but a short while since.
+In a Union workhouse in the south, some of
+the able-bodied paupers came into rather
+forcible collision with the officials. The cause
+of dispute was the supply of “stirabout,”
+which being deemed insufficient by a few stout
+fellows, they marched into the kitchen, seized
+ladles and bowls, and proceeded to help themselves.
+An alarm of this lawless incursion
+being given, in rushed to the rescue the
+master and his myrmidons. Fast and furious
+were the blows dealt by both parties, but the
+strong hand of the law at length prevailed,
+the well-fed officers triumphed over their
+famine-weakened foes, and the stalwart master
+counted his victory by the number of broken
+heads prostrated by the huge ladle which he
+wielded. The proprietors of the damaged
+craniums were subsequently conveyed to the
+surgeon’s room, and severally bandaged and
+plastered as their cases required. Most of
+the hurts were found to be trifling, but one
+poor fellow had received a severe contusion.
+With the dislike which many of his
+countrymen feel, to submit to the prescription
+of qualified practitioners, Tim Murphy, in a
+day or two, asked for his discharge, threw off
+the well-fixed bandages, and betook himself to
+the squalid shelter of a cabin belonging to an
+“uncle’s son,” nearly as poor as himself, an
+unqualified “docther,” whose unprofessional
+practice it was to prescribe charms and
+philtres in place of physic. This reckless
+proceeding was followed by its natural result.
+The hurt which, with common care, would
+have readily healed, became inflamed, fever
+ensued, and the man died. This melancholy
+finale to the workhouse row caused much
+excitement, and an investigation of the whole
+business was instituted by the magistrates.
+On the day when it took place, the hall of
+the workhouse was crowded, and although it
+was shown that the master was justified in
+using force to protect the kitchen stores from
+the paupers, and it was also proved that
+under proper surgical treatment the patient
+would, in all human probability, have recovered,
+yet the point to be decided was,
+whether John Minahan, the master, had used
+unnecessary violence in the discharge of his
+duty. The principal witness against him, was
+a man who appeared with evident “tokens
+of a foughten field” on his forehead, and who
+indeed had been the only recipient, besides
+Tim Murphy, of any serious injury. The
+examination proceeded nearly as follows:—</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>After having deposed readily and clearly to
+the fact of the combat, and of John Minahan
+having rushed to the rescue of the porridge-pots,
+he was asked:</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Did you see the master strike any one in
+particular?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Not he, indeed; he was no ways particular;
+but he murdhered and killed every one
+that came in his way.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Did he strike you?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Did he strike me, is it? Why, then, if he
+did, I paid it back to him handsomely.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Answer distinctly. Whom did you see
+him strike?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Ah, then, little matter ’twould be who
+he’d strike, if the boys had his feeding, and
+he had theirs to depend on for one month.
+It’s little good the son of ould Thady Minahan,
+the tinker, would do, if he was living on Ingy
+male and water.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Come, come,” said the magistrate, impatiently,
+“give me a plain answer to a
+plain question. Did Minahan knock <i>you</i>
+down?”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Is it the likes of him to knock me down?
+I’d like to see him try it. He didn’t, nor
+couldn’t, your Honour’s glory.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Up started the accused, and cried; “I <i>did</i>
+knock you down, and bate you well, too. Your
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_596'>596</span>Honours,” he continued, turning to the bench,
+“if I’m to swing for it the next minute, I
+won’t let <i>that</i> go with the vagabone. I wouldn’t
+lave it to him to say that I didn’t knock him
+down, and murder him handsomely to his
+heart’s content.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The witness had been summoned to prove
+that the master had used unnecessary violence;
+the defendant was there to prove he had not
+employed more force than the occasion demanded.
+But would they establish such
+proofs at the expense of their respective
+reputations? Should it be said that Tim
+Murphy’s friend, or John Minahan, were
+not able to “murther ach other intirely,”
+at any given minute’s notice? Never!
+Tim Murphy’s friend would starve on “Ingy
+male,” and John Minahan would lose his
+place first.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>What became of the witness has not been
+stated; but the defendant did lose his situation;
+the guardians of the Union thought
+that his national ideas of honour were undoubtedly
+more suited to military than to
+civil avocations.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Although it is doubtful whether <i>the</i> Irish
+peculiarity will ever be totally eradicated from
+the national character, yet the savage custom
+of faction-fighting is becoming each year more
+rare. Sometimes, indeed, at the close of a fair a
+“bit of a fight” does spring up; but the
+casualties thence resulting, are seldom of a
+grave or fatal character; and the contending
+parties may frequently be seen proceeding
+homewards, with arms lovingly linked together,
+and tongues vowing eternal friendship;
+although this, it must be confessed, is
+an indication of a renewal rather than of the
+end of an Irish fight.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>No doubt the process of fusing the national
+peculiarities of the three kingdoms is advancing
+rapidly. It is no wild speculation to
+anticipate the probability, that fifty years
+hence there may be little apparent difference
+between an average native of England, Ireland,
+(always excepting the “extreme wild Irishman”)
+or Scotland.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>WHERE DWELL THE DEAD?</h2>
+</div>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c010'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Where do they dwell? ‘Neath grassy mounts, by daisies,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Lilies, and yellow-cups of fairest gold;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Near grey-grown walls, where in wild, tortuous mazes,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Old clustering ivy wreathes in many a fold:</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>Where in red summer noons</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>Fresh leaves are rustling,</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>Where ’neath large autumn moons</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>Young birds are nestling—</div>
+ <div class='line in14'>Do they dwell there?</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Where do they dwell? In sullen waters, lying</div>
+ <div class='line'>On beds of purple sea-flowers newly sprung;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Where the mad whirlpool’s wild and ceaseless sighing,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Frets sloping banks, by dark green reeds o’erhung:</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>Where, by the torrent’s swell,</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>Crystal stones glitter,</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>While sounds the heavy bell</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>Over the river—</div>
+ <div class='line in14'>Do they dwell there?</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>No: for in these they slumber to decay,</div>
+ <div class='line'>And their remembrance with their life departs;</div>
+ <div class='line'>They have a home,—nor dark, nor far away—</div>
+ <div class='line'>Their proper home.—within our faithful hearts;</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>There happy spirits wed,</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>Loving for ever;</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>There dwell with us, the dead,</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>Parting—ah, never—</div>
+ <div class='line in14'>There do they dwell!</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>FATE DAYS.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c009'>It is a difficult puzzle to reconcile the
+existence of certain superstitions that continue
+to have wide influence with the enlightenment
+of the nineteenth century. When
+we have read glowing paragraphs about the
+wonderful progress accomplished by the
+present generation; when we have regarded
+the giant machinery in operation for the
+culture of the people—moved, in great part,
+by the collective power of individual charity;
+when we have examined the stupendous
+results of human genius and ingenuity which
+are now laid bare to the lowliest in the realm;
+we turn back, it must be confessed, with a
+mournful despondency, to mark the debasing
+influence of the old superstitions which have
+survived to the present time.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The superstitions of the ancients formed
+part of their religion. They consulted oracles
+as now men pray. The stars were the arbiters
+of their fortunes. Natural phenomena, as
+lightning and hurricanes, were, to them,
+awful expressions of the anger of their particular
+deities. They had their <i><span lang="la">dies atri</span></i> and
+their <i><span lang="la">dies albi</span></i>; the former were marked down
+in their calendars with a black character, to
+denote ill-luck, and the latter were painted in
+white characters to signify bright and propitious
+days. They followed the finger-posts
+of their teachers. Faith gave dignity to the
+tenets of the star-gazer and fire-worshipper.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The priests of old taught their disciples to
+regard six particular days in the year as days
+fraught with unusual danger to mankind.
+Men were enjoined not to let blood on these
+black days, nor to imbibe any liquid. It was
+devoutly believed that he who ate goose on
+one of these black days would surely die within
+forty more; and that any little stranger who
+made his appearance on one of the <i><span lang="la">dies atri</span></i>
+would surely die a sinful and violent death.
+Men were further enjoined to let blood from
+the right arm on the seventh or fourteenth of
+March; from the left arm on the eleventh of
+April; and from either arm on the third or
+sixth of May, that they might avoid pestilential
+diseases. These barbaric observances, when
+brought before people in illustrations of the
+mental darkness of the ancients, are considered
+at once to be proof positive of their
+abject condition. We thereupon congratulated
+ourselves upon living in the nineteenth century;
+when such foolish superstitions are
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_597'>597</span>laughed at; and perhaps our vanity is not
+a little flattered by the contrast which presents
+itself, between our own highly cultivated
+condition, and the wretched state of our
+ancestors.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Yet Mrs. Flimmins will not undertake a
+sea-voyage on a Friday; nor would she on
+any account allow her daughter Mary to be
+married on that day of the week. She has
+great pity for the poor Red Indians who
+will not do certain things while the moon
+presents a certain appearance, and who
+attach all kinds of powers to poor dumb
+brutes: yet if her cat purrs more than usual,
+she accepts the warning, and abandons the trip
+she had promised herself on the morrow.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Miss Nippers subscribes largely to the fund
+for eradicating superstitions from the minds
+of the wretched inhabitants of Kamschatka;
+and while she is calculating the advantages to
+be derived from a mission to the South Sea
+Islands, to do away with the fearful superstitious
+reverence in which those poor dear
+islanders hold the native flea: a coal pops
+from her fire, and she at once augurs from its
+shape, an abundance of money that will enable
+her to set her pious undertaking in operation;
+but on no account will she commence
+collecting subscriptions for the anti-drinking-slave-grown-sugar-in-tea
+society, because she
+has always remarked that Monday is her
+unlucky day. On a Monday her poodle died,
+and on a Monday she caught that severe cold
+at Brighton, from the effects of which she is
+afraid she will never recover.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Mrs. Carmine is a very strong-minded
+woman. Her unlucky day is Wednesday.
+On a Wednesday she first caught that flush
+which she has never been able to chase from
+her cheeks, and on one of these fatal days her
+Maria took the scarlet fever. Therefore, she
+will not go to a pic-nic on a Wednesday,
+because she feels convinced that the day will
+turn out wet, or that the wheel will come off
+the carriage. Yet the other morning, when a
+gipsy was caught telling her eldest daughter
+her fortune, Mrs. Carmine very properly reproached
+the first-born for her weakness, in
+giving any heed to the silly mumblings of the
+old woman. Mrs. Carmine is considered to
+be a woman of uncommon acuteness. She
+attaches no importance whatever to the star
+under which a child is born,—does not think
+there is a pin to choose between Jupiter and
+Neptune; and she has a positive contempt
+for ghosts; but she believes in nothing that
+is begun, continued, or ended on a Wednesday.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Miss Crumple, on the contrary, has seen
+many ghosts,—in fact, is by this time quite
+intimate with one or two of the mysterious
+brotherhood; but at the same time she is at a
+loss to understand how any woman in her
+senses, can believe Thursday to be a more fortunate
+day than Wednesday, or why Monday
+is to be black-balled from the Mrs. Jones’s
+calendar. She can state, on her oath, that the
+ghost of her old schoolfellow, Eliza Artichoke,
+appeared at her bedside on a certain night and
+she distinctly saw the mole on its left cheek,
+which poor Eliza, during her brief career, had
+vainly endeavoured to eradicate, with all sorts
+of poisonous things. The ghost, moreover,
+lisped,—so did Eliza! This was all clear
+enough to Miss Crumple, and she considered it
+a personal insult for anybody to suggest that
+her vivid apparitions existed only in her own
+over-wrought imagination. She had an affection
+for her ghostly visitors, and would not
+hear a word to their disparagement.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The unearthly warnings which Mrs. Piptoss
+had received had well-nigh spoilt all her furniture.
+When a relative dies, the fact is
+not announced to her in the commonplace
+form of a letter,—no, an invisible sledgehammer
+falls upon her Broadwood, an invisible
+power upsets her loo-table, all the
+doors of her house unanimously blow open,
+or a coffin flies out of the fire into her lap.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Mrs. Grumple, who is a very economical
+housewife, looks forward to the day when the
+moon re-appears,—on which occasion she turns
+her money, taking care not to look at the pale
+lady through glass. This observance, she
+devoutly believes, will bring her good fortune.
+When Miss Caroline has a knot in her lace,
+she looks for a present; and when Miss Amelia
+snuffs the candle out, it is her faith that the
+act defers her marriage for a twelvemonth.
+Any young lady who dreams the same dream
+two consecutive Fridays, will tell you that
+her visions will “come true.”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Yet these are exactly the ladies, who most
+deplore the “gross state of superstition” in
+which many “benighted savages” live, and
+willingly subscribe their money for its eradication.
+The superstition so generally connected
+with Friday, may easily be traced to
+its source. It undoubtedly and confessedly
+has its origin in scriptural history: it is the
+day on which the Saviour suffered. The
+superstition is the more revolting from this
+circumstance; and it is painful to find that it
+exists among persons of education. There is no
+branch of the public service, for instance, in
+which so much sound mathematical knowledge
+is to be found, as in the Navy. Yet who are
+more superstitious than sailors, from the
+admiral down to the cabin boy? Friday
+fatality is still strong among them. Some
+years ago, in order to lessen this folly, it was
+determined that a ship should be laid down
+on a Friday, and launched on a Friday; that
+she should be called “Friday,” and that she
+should commence her first voyage on a Friday.
+After much difficulty a captain was found
+who owned to the name of Friday; and after
+a great deal more difficulty men were obtained,
+so little superstitious, as to form a
+crew. Unhappily, this experiment had the
+effect of confirming the superstition it was
+meant to abolish. The “Friday” was lost—was
+never, in fact, heard of from the day she
+set sail.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Day-fatality, as Miss Nippers interprets it
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_598'>598</span>is simply the expression of an undisciplined
+and extremely weak mind; for, if any person
+will stoop to reason with her on her aversion
+to Mondays, he may ask her whether the
+death of the poodle, or the catching of her
+cold, are the two greatest calamities of her
+life; and, if so, whether it is her opinion
+that Monday is set apart, in the scheme of
+Nature, so far as it concerns her, in a black
+character. Whether for her insignificant
+self there is a special day accursed! Mrs.
+Carmine is such a strong-minded woman,
+that we approach her with no small degree;
+of trepidation. Wednesday is her <i><span lang="la">dies ater</span></i>,
+because, in the first place, on a Wednesday
+she imprudently exposed herself, and is suffering
+from the consequences; and, in the
+second place, on a Wednesday her Maria took
+the scarlet fever. So she has marked Wednesday
+down in her calendar with a black
+character; yet her contempt for stars and
+ghosts is prodigious. Now there is a consideration
+to be extended to the friends of
+ghosts, which Day-fatalists cannot claim.
+Whether or not deceased friends take a more
+airy and flimsy form, and adopt the invariable
+costume of a sheet to visit the objects of their
+earthly affections, is a question which the
+shrewdest thinkers and the profoundest logicians
+have debated very keenly, but without
+ever arriving at any satisfactory conclusion.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The strongest argument against the positive
+existence of ghosts, is, that they appear only
+to people of a certain temperament, and under
+certain exciting circumstances. The obtuse,
+matter-of-fact man, never sees a ghost; and
+we may take it as a natural law, that none
+of these airy visitants ever appeared to an
+attorney. But the attorney, Mr. Fee Simple,
+we are assured, holds Saturday to be an unlucky
+day. It was on a Saturday that his
+extortionate bill in poor Mr. G.’s case, was
+cut down by the taxing master; and it
+was on a Saturday that a certain heavy bill
+was duly honoured, upon which he had hoped
+to reap a large sum in the shape of costs.
+Therefore Mr. Fee Simple believes that the
+destinies have put a black mark against
+Saturday, so far as he is concerned.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The Jew who thought that the thunder-storm
+was the consequence of his having
+eaten a slice of bacon, did not present a more
+ludicrous picture, than Mr. Fee Simple presents
+with his condemned Saturday.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>We have an esteem for ghost-inspectors,
+which it is utterly impossible to extend to
+Day-fatalists. Mrs. Piptoss, too, may be
+pitied; but Mog, turning her money when
+the moon makes her re-appearance, is an
+object of ridicule. We shall neither be astonished,
+nor express condolence, if the present,
+which Miss Caroline anticipates from the
+knot in her lace, be not forthcoming; and as
+for Miss Amelia, who has extinguished the
+candle, and to the best of her belief lost her
+husband for a twelvemonth, we can only
+wish for her, that when she is married, her
+lord and master will shake her faith in the
+prophetic power of snuffers. But of all the
+superstitions that have survived to the present
+time, and are to be found in force among
+people of education and a thoughtful habit,
+Day-fatalism is the most general, as it is the
+most unfounded and preposterous. It is a superstition,
+however, in which many great and
+powerful thinkers have shared, and by which
+they have been guided; it owes much of its
+present influence to this fact; but reason,
+Christianity, and all we have comprehended
+of the great scheme of which we form part,
+alike tend to demonstrate its absurdity, and
+utter want of all foundation.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>A LETTER ABOUT SMALL BEGINNINGS.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c009'><span class='sc'>Sir</span>,—Fortunate mistakes are by no means
+uncommon. In your number seventeen you
+fall into an error in reference to the Westminster
+Ragged Dormitory; in the correction
+of which I have the good fortune to be able
+to give you some interesting information.
+You stated that the particular institution
+there alluded to was founded by Mr. Walker,
+the city missionary—that was the error. The
+credit is due, and should have been given
+to Mr. C. Nash, who was formerly a schoolmaster,
+employed by Mr. Walker to teach a
+ragged school which that gentleman had
+established before “Ragged Schools” had received
+their appropriate designation and wide
+popularity.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The tact, management, and energy displayed
+by Mr. Nash in forming and establishing
+the St. Ann Street dormitory deserve every
+praise; but the ground was in some measure
+prepared for him by his former principal.
+The manner in which this was done shows
+“the power of small beginnings,” even in a
+stronger light than was exhibited in your
+article with that title.<a id='r3'></a><a href='#f3' class='c008'><sup>[3]</sup></a></p>
+
+<div class='footnote' id='f3'>
+<p class='c006'><a href='#r3'>3</a>. At page 407.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c006'>In the year 1840 it became my duty to
+enquire into the condition of what are but too
+literally the outcasts of society; and for that
+purpose obtained introductions to several city
+missionaries—adequate description of the
+scenes of harrowing want, disease, and crime
+into which those gentlemen introduced me, it
+would be impossible to pen. They alone
+seemed able to penetrate the dark moral atmosphere.
+They were always welcomed even by
+the poorest and the worst.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>As one specimen of the efforts made by the
+Westminster missionaries, I was introduced
+to a dilapidated shed in New Pye Street.
+Here I found several young children of both
+sexes, in rags, and some nearly naked. The
+scene was most grotesque; the clotted hair,
+the mud-covered hands and faces, and the
+haggard countenances, at once told a tale
+which would have pierced the coldest heart.
+They were being taught reading and needlework.
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_599'>599</span>They were not particularly orderly
+and some showed a quaint, pantomimic, half-witted
+disposition to be funny, which pained
+rather than amused the spectator. Most of
+them were the sons and daughters of thieves.
+The small beginning which gave rise to the
+general idea of Ragged Dormitories took rise
+in an event for which I can vouch.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The missionary who had formed this school
+was standing one day, in 1846, at its door,
+when two adult thieves appealed to him in
+behalf of a wretched boy who had, they said,
+been cruelly maltreated and kicked out of
+doors by his mother, because his day’s prowl
+for the purpose of thieving had been unsuccessful.
+“Why do you not take pity on him
+yourselves?”—asked the missionary. “Why!”—one
+of them answered,—“why, if you knew
+what a thief’s life is as well as we do; you
+would not train a dog to thieving.” It must
+have been, thought the missionary, a desperate
+case which could have so forcibly excited the
+sympathies of two hardened depredators; and
+he determined to see into it. He soon found the
+boy; and his condition was too debased for
+any description which would not excite loathing.
+Having made the lad decent, he took
+him to the model lodging-house in Great
+Peter Street, benevolently commenced and
+mainly supported by Lord Kinnaird. The
+boy was kept there for four months; supported
+three out of the four solely out of the
+missionary’s slender private funds.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>This circumstance forced on his attention
+the necessity of providing shelter for such
+juvenile outcasts, and he drew up an appeal
+to certain benevolent persons to that effect.
+The secretary of the Ragged School Union
+immediately promised that if the missionary
+would find house room, he would find funds.
+A house was taken in Old Pye Street, which
+was soon afterwards opened as the Westminster
+Juvenile Refuge and School of Industry.
+This establishment was afterwards
+removed to Duck Lane, where it now flourishes,
+under a roof which formerly covered a Thieves’
+public-house. The transformation is thus
+described by the gentleman who made it, in a
+pamphlet now before me:—</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>“Indulge me for a moment,” he says, “with
+a glance at the old public-house, (now The
+Refuge!) Let us look in at the upper room—(now
+the girls’ school). Here were fifty
+youths met around their master (as able a one
+in his calling as England could produce),
+listening with undivided attention to his
+instructions on the ‘map,’—(a pair of trowsers
+suspended from the ceiling)—on the
+subject of ‘fob-ology,’ or pocket-picking. After
+this course of tuition, the next was the
+mock trial—an imitation of the Old Bailey
+Court, with a <i>fac-simile</i> of its functionaries
+and ordeal, done with very great taste, and
+calculated to make the young rascal not only
+expert in extracting from the fob or pocket,
+but clever in defence. To train the young
+novice in his first essay, he was supplied with
+a glass, below in the tap—(now the dining-room
+of the children). If successful, then he
+returned for the purpose of reporting his success,
+and having a game at skittles in the
+skittle ground—(now the boys’ school-room.)”</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>A concise calculation of the respective expenses
+entailed on the country, in the same
+house, under its former and present destiny,
+may here be made. When it was a finishing-school
+for thieves, each, on conviction and
+transportation, cost the community not less
+than one hundred and fifty pounds. Comparing
+fifty thieves in the upper room with
+the fifty pupils now in the lower room, we find
+that, for the first fifty the cost was five thousand
+five hundred pounds; for the present
+fifty, two hundred and fifty pounds. Had the
+five thousand five hundred pounds been used
+for the preventing instead of the punishing of
+crime, what would not have been accomplished
+for these neglected mortals? It would
+have educated eleven hundred youths, many
+of whom would not only have been rescued
+from vice and crime, but have become a
+blessing instead of a curse to society.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>What I have described, then, is the true
+origin of the class of institutions to which
+that founded by Mr. Nash belongs.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>The Duck Lane Ragged School and Dormitory
+averages at present a daily attendance
+of two hundred and twenty children of both
+sexes, forty have no fathers, twenty eight
+have no mothers, eighteen are orphans, six of
+the fathers have been transported. Provision
+is made for ten who are totally destitute;
+they are fed and lodged on the premises;
+twenty-four thieves and vagrants have been
+admitted during the year, and many more
+refused for want of support; eleven have
+emigrated, three have been provided with
+situations in this country; some of those have
+spent three, five, seven, and ten years in a
+course of crime; who have gone forth from
+this Institution after a moral and an industrial
+training, and are now doing well.</p>
+
+<p class='c006'>Three of the emigrants have given an
+account of themselves in the following joint
+epistle to Mr. Walker, their benefactor. It
+is so characteristic that we print it almost
+literally:—</p>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c012'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line in16'>“<i>B——, July 18th 1850.</i></div>
+ <div class='line'>“Mr. Walker,</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c011'>“Dear Sir,—You may wonder how it is that
+you have not heard from us before, but as they
+that came from Mr. Nash, was going to write,
+they promised Mr. Cain that they would acquaint
+you of our safe arrival. We left Gravesend on the
+Sunday morning, and sailed out for the great
+depths of the Atlantic, which gave us some <i>great
+shakes</i> before we got to our journey’s end. The
+vessel proved to be in but a sorry condition for
+passengers, there being hardly any dry berths on
+board, and ours the worst of the whole lot, Mr.
+Cain and Churn got another berth aft, and Fred
+and me had to take to the sails room aft where
+we stopt during the remainder of the voyage. We
+had four deaths on board, two babies, one old
+lady, and one of the poor sailors who fell from
+the fore top across the windlass, which killed him
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_600'>600</span>instantly. We made the passage in about five
+weeks and five days, as we arrived at New York
+on the 17th of May. We found it to be a place
+quite different to our likeing, and so we left it and
+proceeded up the country without anything in
+our pockets, for we were determined not to be
+discouraged, though in a strange land, for we knew
+that we had the same eye watching over us here
+as we had in England so we pushed on, on board
+of a canal boat that was going to Buffalo, but
+stopping about 2½ Miles from the Town of
+B—— on account of a breakage in the canal, we
+took the opportunity to look round the Town for
+work and was fortunate enough to fall into work,
+the three of us. Fred is learning the harness making,
+as he did not much care about learning
+the shoemaking over again, as me and Churn has
+to do, for the work here is as different to what we
+had been accustomed to as light from darkness.
+I do scarcely anything but upper leathers, with
+now and then a pair or two of Boy’s Boots which
+I make here in about three hours, being all pegged
+work, as for closing you must not take a day to
+close one pair, but must do 16 or 18 pair a day,
+and 6 or 8 pair of what you call Wellingtons. So
+you will see by this that it is no use coming over
+unless you mean to work in downright ernest, for
+they think of nothing but of making money, up
+at ½ past 4 four in the morning, begin work at five
+and keep on till seven in the evening, and no time
+allowed for your meals but eat away as fast as you
+like and then back again to work, our breakfast
+here beats all the dinners in England, for theres
+roast and boil meats, pies, puddings, cakes, salids,
+tea, coffee, bread and butter which latter article
+comes on at all meals. We had grand doings here
+on the fourth of July, in anniversary of their Independence
+fireworks, Bonfires, Circus, shows,
+firemen going round all the City with the engines
+decorated out with flowers which look very
+pretty. The President of the united States died
+at Washington on the tenth of this month of
+Billious Diarrhoæ, he is to be buried on Friday the
+12th. Twenty years ago this Town was nothing
+but a low swampy mass of Land, with but one
+house on it, now it is a flourishing place with
+twenty thousand inhabitants, its rise is owing to a
+salt spring about 2 miles off where they make vast
+quantities of salt, indeed it is one of the chief
+trades here it employs about three thousand
+hands all the summer, but they do not work at it
+in the winter, their weekly earnings are from 4 to
+5 Dollars that is 1 pound English. It is very
+hard work I can tell you, in this country were the
+thermometer is never much less than 100 during
+the summer, where they have got to stand over
+large Furnaces, attending to the boiling of the
+salt. I do not think that I shall rest contended
+over here longer than a few years, for a man earns
+not a fraction more here than he does in England,
+the only difference is, that he works more hours
+here than he does there and consequently he is
+glad to get home to rest himself, instead of
+fooling his money away at the pothouse, and
+then some of the things are rather cheaper here,
+and as I told you before they only think of getting
+money. I shall write and let you know more
+about it when I have been over some time longer,
+I shall then I guess know more about the place.
+You can tell the others if they come over that I
+should advise them to push up a little higher in
+the country than stop in New York as it is far
+better, and tell them that they need not mind
+having any money for they will not starve over
+here for we found the people very kind to us here
+not like they are in England. You must excuse
+this funny letter, as it is the work of several
+evenings, and therefore it may read curious, for I
+have felt rather unsettled as yet being among
+strangers, but I will write you another shortly,
+when I feel more at home, and will give you a
+further description of the place, so you must
+excuse all faults. Timothy Case left his place in
+New York, for what reason I do not know further
+than that he said he only was going there till we
+came that he might go with us, as he felt sure
+when I saw New York that I should not stop in
+it, and that if we would not go with him, he should
+then have gone by himself. I felt very vexed
+with him at leaving, and tried to persuade to stop
+but it was no use, so Fred and me took him
+under our care and got our boss to take him where
+he is now learning the harness making. I guess
+he will get about 20 Dollars a year he being hardly
+an inch taller than he was at home. When you
+return an answer direct to me at Mr. Apples Boot
+and Shoe Store 8 Empire Block B—— Onoydaga
+County State of New York. They don’t say
+streets, but call them Blocks, and they <i>guess</i> they
+don’t <i>think</i> here so I suppose that I shall get a
+regular Yankee in time. It is tremendous hot
+here now, and I feel it so when at work very
+much. Tell Mr. Slade that I will write him a
+letter <i>soon</i>. I get 2<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i> english money a week or
+30 Dollars a year of this, board lodging and washing
+which is pretty fair wages here for boys, learning
+pegged work, the general pay being 15 or 18
+dollars a year, but as we had learned the other
+work our boss gave us thirty, (boss here is what
+they call the Master in England) Fred and Churn
+gets the same wages, as me, you must give all our
+best loves and wishes to all the School children,
+and we hope that they will all value their learning,
+which they will find will be a blessing and comfort
+to them hereafter. You can tell them that I often
+think of them when I sit at work and that I
+almost fancy that I am in the old shop once
+more hearing their voices as they say their lessons
+showing how strong fancy leads us back again
+to old familiar scenes, I hope that God will
+bless and prosper them all in this life, and that
+he will take them to his everlasting home is the
+fervent prayer of John Jones. Give our love to
+all kind friends at home, for so I am bound to
+call it, and receive the same yourself with
+Mrs. W—— and Harriet.</p>
+
+<div class='lg-container-r c012'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“From yours ever affectionate pupils,</div>
+ <div class='line in12'>“J. J., J. H. C., and F. J.”</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c006'>Before reception into the Duck Lane School,
+all these boys had been thieves. J. J. had
+lived by plunder for seven years; J. H. C.
+had been a thief from early childhood; and
+F. J. from the age of five years.</p>
+
+<hr class='c013'>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+ <div class='nf-center'>
+ <div><i>On the 20th inst. will be published, price 5s. 6d., neatly bound in Cloth</i>,</div>
+ <div class='c014'><span class='large'>THE FIRST VOLUME</span></div>
+ <div>OF</div>
+ <div>“HOUSEHOLD WORDS,”</div>
+ <div class='c014'><i>Containing Numbers 1 to 26</i>.</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='pbb'>
+ <hr class='pb c014'>
+</div>
+<div class='tnotes x-ebookmaker'>
+
+<div class='chapter ph2'>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c015'>
+ <div>TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+
+<table class='table0'>
+ <tr>
+ <th class='c016'>Page</th>
+ <th class='c016'>Changed from</th>
+ <th class='c017'>Changed to</th>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class='c018'><a href='#t581'>581</a></td>
+ <td class='c019'>her with a curtesy, and thought how pleased</td>
+ <td class='c020'>her with a curtsey, and thought how pleased</td>
+ </tr>
+</table>
+
+ <ul class='ul_1'>
+ <li>Fixed typos; non-standard spelling and dialect retained.
+
+ </li>
+ <li>Renumbered footnotes.
+ </li>
+ </ul>
+
+</div>
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