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+<div style='text-align:center'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 78182 ***</div>
+
+<div class='tnotes covernote'>
+
+<p class='c000'><strong>Transcriber’s Note:</strong></p>
+
+<p class='c000'>New original cover art included with this eBook is granted to the public domain.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class='double titlepage'>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c001'>
+ <div>“<i>Familiar in their Mouths as HOUSEHOLD WORDS.</i>”—<span class='sc'>Shakespeare.</span></div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div>
+ <span class='pageno' id='Page_385'>385</span>
+ <h1 class='c002'>HOUSEHOLD WORDS.<br> <span class='xlarge'>A WEEKLY JOURNAL.</span></h1>
+</div>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c001'>
+ <div><span class='large'>CONDUCTED BY CHARLES DICKENS.</span></div>
+ <div class='c001'>N<sup>o.</sup> 17.]&#8196; &#8196; &#8196; SATURDAY, JULY 20, 1850.&#8196; &#8196; &#8196; [<span class='sc'>Price</span> 2<i>d.</i></div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>THE GHOST OF ART.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>I am a bachelor, residing in rather a dreary
+set of chambers in the Temple. They are
+situated in a square court of high houses,
+which would be a complete well, but for the
+want of water and the absence of a bucket. I
+live at the top of the house, among the tiles
+and sparrows. Like the little man in the
+nursery-story, I live by myself, and all the
+bread and cheese I get—which is not much—I
+put upon a shelf. I need scarcely add, perhaps,
+that I am in love, and that the father of
+my charming Julia objects to our union.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>I mention these little particulars as I might
+deliver a letter of introduction. The reader
+is now acquainted with me, and perhaps will
+condescend to listen to my narrative.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>I am naturally of a dreamy turn of mind;
+and my abundant leisure—for I am called to
+the bar—coupled with much lonely listening
+to the twittering of sparrows, and the pattering
+of rain, has encouraged that disposition.
+In my “top set,” I hear the wind howl, on a
+winter night, when the man on the ground
+floor believes it is perfectly still weather.
+The dim lamps with which our Honourable
+Society (supposed to be as yet unconscious of
+the new discovery called Gas) make the
+horrors of the staircase visible, deepen the
+gloom which generally settles on my soul
+when I go home at night.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>I am in the Law, but not of it. I can’t
+exactly make out what it means. I sit in
+Westminster Hall sometimes (in character)
+from ten to four; and when I go out of Court,
+I don’t know whether I am standing on my
+wig or my boots.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>It appears to me (I mention this in confidence)
+as if there were too much talk and
+too much law—as if some grains of truth
+were started overboard into a tempestuous
+sea of chaff.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>All this may make me mystical. Still, I
+am confident that what I am going to describe
+myself as having seen and heard, I actually
+did see and hear.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>It is necessary that I should observe that
+I have a great delight in pictures. I am no
+painter myself, but I have studied pictures
+and written about them. I have seen all the
+most famous pictures in the world; my education
+and reading have been sufficiently general
+to possess me beforehand with a knowledge
+of most of the subjects to which a Painter is
+likely to have recourse; and, although I
+might be in some doubt as to the rightful
+fashion of the scabbard of King Lear’s sword,
+for instance, I think I should know King
+Lear tolerably well, if I happened to meet
+with him.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>I go to all the Modern Exhibitions every
+season, and of course I revere the Royal
+Academy. I stand by its forty Academical
+articles almost as firmly as I stand by the
+thirty-nine Articles of the Church of England.
+I am convinced that in neither case could
+there be, by any rightful possibility, one article
+more or less.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>It is now exactly three years—three years
+ago, this very month—since I went from
+Westminster to the Temple, one Thursday
+afternoon, in a cheap steam-boat. The sky
+was black, when I imprudently walked on
+board. It began to thunder and lighten immediately
+afterwards, and the rain poured
+down in torrents. The deck seeming to smoke
+with the wet, I went below; but so many
+passengers were there, smoking too, that I
+came up again, and buttoning my pea-coat,
+and standing in the shadow of the paddle-box,
+stood as upright as I could, and made the
+best of it.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>It was at this moment that I first beheld
+the terrible Being, who is the subject of my
+present recollections.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Standing against the funnel, apparently
+with the intention of drying himself by the
+heat as fast as he got wet, was a shabby man
+in threadbare black, and with his hands in
+his pockets, who fascinated me from the memorable
+instant when I caught his eye.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Where had I caught that eye before? Who
+was he? Why did I connect him, all at once,
+with the Vicar of Wakefield, Alfred the
+Great, Gil Blas, Charles the Second, Joseph
+and his Brethren, the Fairy Queen, Tom
+Jones, the Decameron of Boccaccio, Tam
+O’Shanter, the Marriage of the Doge of
+Venice with the Adriatic, and the Great
+Plague of London? Why, when he bent one
+leg, and placed one hand upon the back of
+the seat near him, did my mind associate him
+wildly with the words, “Number one hundred
+and forty-two, Portrait of a gentleman?”
+Could it be that I was going mad?</p>
+
+<p class='c005'><span class='pageno' id='Page_386'>386</span>I looked at him again, and now I could
+have taken my affidavit that he belonged to
+the Vicar of Wakefield’s family. Whether he
+was the Vicar, or Moses, or Mr. Burchill, or
+the Squire, or a conglomeration of all four, I
+knew not; but I was impelled to seize him by
+the throat, and charge him with being, in some
+fell way, connected with the Primrose blood.
+He looked up at the rain, and then—oh
+Heaven!—he became Saint John. He folded
+his arms, resigning himself to the weather,
+and I was frantically inclined to address
+him as the Spectator, and firmly demand to
+know what he had done with Sir Roger de
+Coverley.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The frightful suspicion that I was becoming
+deranged, returned upon me with redoubled
+force. Meantime, this awful stranger, inexplicably
+linked to my distress, stood drying
+himself at the funnel; and ever, as the steam
+rose from his clothes, diffusing a mist around
+him, I saw through the ghostly medium all the
+people I have mentioned, and a score more,
+sacred and profane.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>I am conscious of a dreadful inclination that
+stole upon me, as it thundered and lightened,
+to grapple with this man, or demon, and
+plunge him over the side. But, I constrained
+myself—I know not how—to speak to him,
+and in a pause of the storm, I crossed the
+deck, and said:</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“What are you?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>He replied, hoarsely, “A Model.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“A what?” said I.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“A Model,” he replied. “I sets to the profession
+for a bob a-hour.” (All through this
+narrative I give his own words, which are
+indelibly imprinted on my memory.)</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The relief which this disclosure gave me,
+the exquisite delight of the restoration of my
+confidence in my own sanity, I cannot describe.
+I should have fallen on his neck, but for the
+consciousness of being observed by the man at
+the wheel.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“You then,” said I, shaking him so warmly
+by the hand, that I wrung the rain out of his
+coat-cuff, “are the gentleman whom I have so
+frequently contemplated, in connection with a
+high-backed chair with a red cushion, and a
+table with twisted legs.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“I am that Model,” he rejoined moodily,
+“and I wish I was anything else.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Say not so,” I returned. “I have seen
+you in the society of many beautiful young
+women;” as in truth I had, and always (I now
+remembered) in the act of making the most of
+his legs.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“No doubt,” said he. “And you’ve seen
+me along with warses of flowers, and any
+number of table-kivers, and antique cabinets,
+and warious gammon.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Sir?” said I.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“And warious gammon,” he repeated, in a
+louder voice. “You might have seen me in
+armour, too, if you had looked sharp. Blessed
+if I ha’n’t stood in half the suits of armour as
+ever came out of Pratts’s shop; and sat, for
+weeks together, a eating nothing, out of half
+the gold and silver dishes as has ever been
+lent for the purpose out of Storrses, and Mortimerses,
+or Garrardses, and Davenportseseses.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Excited, as it appeared, by a sense of injury,
+I thought he never would have found an end
+for the last word. But, at length it rolled
+sullenly away with the thunder.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Pardon me,” said I, “you are a well-favored,
+well-made man, and yet—forgive me—I
+find, on examining my mind, that I associate
+you with—that my recollection indistinctly
+makes you, in short—excuse me—a
+kind of powerful monster.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“It would be a wonder if it didn’t,” he
+said. “Do you know what my points are?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“No,” said I.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“My throat and my legs,” said he. “When
+I don’t set for a head, I mostly sets for a
+throat and a pair of legs. Now, granted you
+was a painter, and was to work at my throat
+for a week together, I suppose you’d see a
+lot of lumps and bumps there, that would
+never be there at all, if you looked at me,
+complete, instead of only my throat. Wouldn’t
+you?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Probably,” said I, surveying him.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Why, it stands to reason,” said the Model.
+“Work another week at my legs, and it’ll be
+the same thing. You’ll make ’em out as
+knotty and as knobby, at last, as if they was
+the trunks of two old trees. Then, take and
+stick my legs and throat on to another man’s
+body, and you’ll make a reg’lar monster.
+And that’s the way the public gets their
+reg’lar monsters, every first Monday in
+May, when the Royal Academy Exhibition
+opens.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“You are a critic,” said I, with an air of
+deference.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“I’m in an uncommon ill humour, if that’s
+it,” rejoined the Model, with great indignation.
+“As if it warn’t bad enough for a bob
+a-hour, for a man to be mixing himself up
+with that there jolly old furniter that one ‘ud
+think the public know’d the wery nails in by
+this time—or to be putting on greasy old ats
+and cloaks, and playing tambourines in the
+Bay o’ Naples, with Wesuvius a smokin’
+according to pattern in the background, and
+the wines a bearing wonderful in the middle
+distance—or to be unpolitely kicking up his
+legs among a lot o’ gals, with no reason whatever
+in his mind, but to show ’em—as if this
+warn’t bad enough, I’m to go and be thrown
+out of employment too!”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Surely no!” said I.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Surely yes,” said the indignant Model.
+“<span class='sc'>But I’ll grow one.</span>”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The gloomy and threatening manner in
+which he muttered the last words, can never
+be effaced from my remembrance. My blood
+ran cold.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>I asked of myself, what was it that this
+desperate Being was resolved to grow? My
+breast made no response.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>I ventured to implore him to explain his
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_387'>387</span>meaning. With a scornful laugh, he uttered
+this dark prophecy:</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“<span class='sc'>I’ll grow one. And, mark my words,
+it shall haunt you!</span>”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>We parted in the storm, after I had forced
+half-a-crown on his acceptance, with a
+trembling hand. I conclude that something
+supernatural happened to the steam-boat, as
+it bore his reeking figure down the river; but
+it never got into the papers.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Two years elapsed, during which I followed
+my profession without any vicissitudes; never
+holding so much as a motion, of course. At
+the expiration of that period, I found myself
+making my way home to the Temple, one night,
+in precisely such another storm of thunder
+and lightning as that by which I had been
+overtaken on board the steam-boat—except
+that this storm, bursting over the town at
+midnight, was rendered much more awful by
+the darkness and the hour.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>As I turned into my court, I really thought
+a thunderbolt would fall, and plough the
+pavement up. Every brick and stone in
+the place seemed to have an echo of its own
+for the thunder. The water-spouts were
+overcharged, and the rain came tearing down
+from the house-tops as if they had been
+mountain-tops.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Mrs. Parkins, my laundress—wife of
+Parkins the porter, then newly dead of a
+dropsy—had particular instructions to place
+a bedroom candle and a match under the
+staircase lamp on my landing, in order that I
+might light my candle there, whenever I came
+home. Mrs. Parkins invariably disregarding
+all instructions, they were never there. Thus
+it happened that on this occasion I groped
+my way into my sitting-room to find the
+candle, and came out to light it.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>What were my emotions when, underneath
+the staircase lamp, shining with wet as if he
+had never been dry since our last meeting,
+stood the mysterious Being whom I had
+encountered on the steam-boat in a thunderstorm,
+two years before! His prediction
+rushed upon my mind, and I turned faint.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“I said I’d do it,” he observed, in a hollow
+voice, “and I have done it. May I come
+in?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Misguided creature, what have you done?”
+I returned.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“I’ll let you know,” was his reply, “if
+you’ll let me in.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Could it be murder that he had done? And
+had he been so successful that he wanted to
+do it again, at my expense?</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>I hesitated.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“May I come in?” said he.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>I inclined my head, with as much presence
+of mind as I could command, and he followed
+me into my chambers. There, I saw that the
+lower part of his face was tied up, in what is
+commonly called a Belcher handkerchief.
+He slowly removed this bandage, and exposed
+to view a long dark beard, curling
+over his upper lip, twisting about the corners
+of his mouth, and hanging down upon his
+breast.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“What is this?” I exclaimed involuntarily,
+“and what have you become?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“I am the Ghost of Art!” said he.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The effect of these words, slowly uttered in
+the thunderstorm at midnight, was appalling
+in the last degree. More dead than alive, I
+surveyed him in silence.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“The German taste came up,” said he,
+“and threw me out of bread. I am ready for
+the taste now.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>He made his beard a little jagged with his
+hands, folded his arms, and said,</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Severity!”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>I shuddered. It was so severe.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>He made his beard flowing on his breast,
+and, leaning both hands on the staff of a carpet-broom
+which Mrs. Parkins had left among my
+books, said:</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Benevolence.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>I stood transfixed. The change of sentiment
+was entirely in the beard. The man
+might have left his face alone, or had no face.
+The beard did everything.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>He laid down, on his back, on my table, and
+with that action of his head threw up his
+beard at the chin.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“That’s death!” said he.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>He got off my table and, looking up at
+the ceiling, cocked his beard a little awry;
+at the same time making it stick out before
+him.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Adoration, or a vow of vengeance,” he observed.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>He turned his profile to me, making his
+upper lip very bulgy with the upper part of
+his beard.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Romantic character,” said he.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>He looked sideways out of his beard, as if
+it were an ivy-bush. “Jealousy,” said he.
+He gave it an ingenious twist in the air, and
+informed me that he was carousing. He made
+it shaggy with his fingers—and it was Despair;
+lank—and it was avarice; tossed it all kinds
+of ways—and it was rage. The beard did
+everything.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“I am the Ghost of Art,” said he. “Two
+bob a day now, and more when its longer!
+Hair’s the true expression. There is no other.
+<span class='sc'>I said I’d grow it, and I’ve grown it,
+and it shall haunt you!</span>”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>He may have tumbled down stairs in the
+dark, but he never walked down or ran down.
+I looked over the bannisters, and I was alone
+with the thunder.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Need I add more of my terrific fate? It
+<span class='fss'>HAS</span> haunted me ever since. It glares upon
+me from the walls of the Royal Academy, (except
+when <span class='sc'>Maclise</span> subdues it to his genius,) it
+fills my soul with terror at the British Institution
+it lures young artists on to their destruction.
+Go where I will, the Ghost of Art,
+eternally working the passions in hair, and
+expressing everything by beard, pursues me.
+The prediction is accomplished, and the Victim
+has no rest.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <span class='pageno' id='Page_388'>388</span>
+ <h2 class='c003'>THE WONDERS OF 1851.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>A certain Government office having a
+more than usual need of some new ideas, and
+wishing to obtain them from the collective
+mind of the country, consulted Mr. Trappem,
+the official solicitor—a gentleman of great
+experience—on the subject. “A new idea,”
+said he, “is not the only thing you will want;
+these new ideas, to be worth anything, must
+be reduced to practical demonstration, by
+models, plans, or experiments. This will cost
+much time, labour, and money, and be attended
+through its progress with many disappointments.
+The rule, therefore, is to
+<i>throw it open</i> to the public. Let the inventive
+spirits of the whole public be set to work;
+let them make the calculations, designs,
+models, plans; let them try all the experiments
+at their own expense; let them all
+be encouraged to proceed by those suggestions
+which are sure to excite the greatest hopes
+and the utmost emulation, without committing
+the Honourable Board to anything. When
+at length two or three succeed, then the
+Honourable Board steps in, and taking a bit
+from one, and a bit from another, but the
+whole, or chief part, from no one in a direct
+way, rejects them all individually and collectively,
+and escapes all claims and contingencies.
+A few compliments, enough to keep alive
+hope, and at the same time keep the best men
+quiet, should finally be held out, and the competitors
+may then be safely left to long delays
+and the course of events. That’s the way.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Too true, Mr. Trappem—that <i>is</i> the way; and
+many a Government office, or other imposing
+array of Committee-men, and Honourable
+Boards, have practised this same expedient
+upon the inventive genius and collective knowledge
+and talent of the public. The last instances
+which deserve to be recorded, not merely
+because they are the most recent, but rather on
+account of their magnitude and completeness,
+are the invitations to competitors for models
+and plans, issued by the Metropolitan Commissioners
+of Sewers,—and by the Commissioners
+of the Exhibition of Industry of all Nations.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>In order to supersede prevaricating denials
+and evasions of what we have to say concerning
+the Metropolitan Commissioners of Sewers,
+it may be as well to premise that they have
+for some time adopted the cunning “fence”
+of a “<i>Committee</i> of Commissioners,” behind
+which the Commissioners make a dodge on all
+difficult, alarming, and responsible occasions.
+When all is safe, and clear, and sunshiny, it is
+the Commissioners who have done the thing;
+directly matters look awkward, and a bad
+business, the diplomatic bo-peeps leap away
+from the bursting clouds—and the Committee
+of Commissioners have done it all, for which
+the main body of the Right Honourable Board
+is by no means responsible. A similar
+manœuvre has been adopted by the Commissioners
+of the Exhibition of Industry, who
+have got two Committees to screen them.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Now, in the name of all worthily striving
+spirits,—of all those who have devoted their
+talents, time, and money to the production of
+models, designs, or plans,—of all those who
+have laboured hard by day or by night, perhaps
+amidst other arduous and necessary
+avocations,—in the name of all those, who,
+possessing real knowledge and skill, have
+naturally and inevitably been led to indulge
+in high hopes, if not of entire success, at least
+of fair play and of some advantage to themselves
+in reward, remuneration for reasonable
+and necessary expenses incurred, or, at any
+rate, in receiving honourable mention,—and,
+finally, in the name of common justice, we do
+most loudly and earnestly protest against all
+these and similar appeals to the collective
+intellect of the public, unless conducted upon
+some liberal and definite method of compensation
+for all eminently meritorious labours.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>That one great prize—either as a substantial
+tribute, or in the exclusive adoption of an
+entire plan—should be awarded to one man,
+and that the half-dozen next to him in merit,
+perhaps equal or superior, should derive no
+benefit at all, is manifestly a most clumsy and
+unjust arrangement. But when we find great
+appeals to the public, nobly answered, and
+yet <i>no one</i> work selected as the work desired,—no
+one rewarded—but every one <i>used</i> and
+got rid of—then, indeed, we see an abuse of
+that kind which ought to be most fully exposed,
+so that it may serve as a warning in
+future “to all whom it may concern.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>It is curious to observe how much more
+quickly some nations, as well as individuals,
+take a hint than others. Among the models
+and plans sent in answer to the public invitation
+of the Commissioners of the Exhibition
+of Industry, there are a great many, and of a
+most excellent kind, from our sprightly and
+sanguine friends, the French—while, notwithstanding
+the chief originator and patron
+is from the <i>Faderland</i>, not one of those who
+are more especially distinguished as entitled
+to the highest honours, is from Germany!
+Out of the eighteen names thus selected, no
+less than twelve are Frenchmen; four are
+English; one Austrian; and a solitary Dutchman.
+In all Prussia, there was not found one
+man to venture. It would seem as though
+they were aware of these tricks. But how is
+it that so few of our own countrymen are thus
+distinguished and complimented? Is it because
+they are deficient in the requisite talent,
+or do they not take sufficient interest in the
+matter? Surely neither of these reasons will
+be satisfactory to account for the fact of our
+native architects and designers having been
+so palpably beaten at this first trial of skill.
+We shall probably be told that the best men
+of France have entered the lists in this competition;
+whereas our best men have stood
+aloof. Why is this? May it not be that
+“old birds are not caught with chaff?” Our
+best men are generally well employed, and it
+is not worth their while to waste their time
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_389'>389</span>in competitions which almost invariably end
+in so unsatisfactory a manner. The same
+thing occurred, and may be answered in the
+same way, with regard to the hundred and
+sixty or seventy Plans sent in for the Drainage
+of London. Our most eminent civil engineers
+stood aloof. A few very able men, it is true,
+entered into the contest with enthusiasm, at
+great expense of time, labour, and money, (one
+of them, Mr. J. B. M‘Clean, spent nearly 500<i>l.</i>
+in surveys, &#38;c.) but very few of them will
+ever do this again. Out of the two hundred
+and forty-five competitors who have sent
+designs and plans, in reply to the equally
+vague and formal invitation of the Commissioners
+of the Exhibition of 1851, not a
+single name of the hundred and sixty or
+seventy engineers, surveyors, architects,
+builders, &#38;c., who sent in designs for the
+Drainage of London, is to be found either in
+List A, or List B, of those whom the Commissioners
+of the Exhibition have mentioned
+as entitled to honorary distinction. They
+were, no doubt, very thoroughly sickened by
+the previous affair.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>We have said that, at the very least, those
+who have sent in excellent designs should
+receive honourable mention. This is liberally
+bestowed by the Commissioners of the Exhibition
+on eighteen individuals; but that is
+not sufficient. Neither is the longer list of
+names, thus honoured, perfectly just, inasmuch
+as it excludes many whose plans display
+very great merit. As for the Commissioners
+of Sewers, the report they issued concerning
+the plans sent to them, was meagre and mean
+to the last degree. Its timidity at a just and
+decent compliment, absolutely amounted to
+the ludicrous. If they thanked anybody at
+all, the thanks seemed warily pushed towards
+the parties by the Solicitor of the Commission
+at the end of a long pole. They had not
+even a word of commendation to offer to two
+or three men who had sent in designs of the
+most comprehensive and original character,—designs
+which were, at least, as practicable as
+any of the “tunnel schemes,” or others which
+they ventured, in their caustic way, to applaud.
+We would more especially mention the plans
+of Mr. Richard Dover, Mr. John Martin, Mr.
+John Sutton (<cite>The Margin Sewer</cite>), Mr. Jasper
+Rogers, Mr. William H. Smith (<cite>Second Series</cite>),
+and the one signed “<i><span lang="la">Nunc aut Nunquam</span></i>,”
+which latter, for grandeur of conception,
+equals the very greatest works of ancient and
+modern times. Placed beside such unmannerly
+treatment as this, and comparing the
+two reports, that of the Commissioners of
+the Exhibition reads like the production of
+gentlemen and scholars, beside the penurious
+reservations and dryness of the Commissioners
+of Sewers.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>With regard, however, to the great superiority
+of foreign artists over our own in the
+present matter of competition, and our utter
+defeat in the first trial of the respective
+strength of Nations, some very excellent
+remarks have been put forth by the “Athenæum.”
+“Let us see,” says the writer, “if
+the men who did come up to this architectural
+battle have been fairly dealt with. It is
+essential to the integrity of a combat that it
+should be fought with the weapon prescribed.
+If one of two combatants bring a sword double
+the length of his adversary’s, or a rifle to his
+rival’s pistol, we should scarcely hold that the
+defeat of the latter is proof that he is inferior
+in fence or in aim.” This is closely and fairly
+put. The answer must be, that our artists
+have <i>not</i> been fairly beaten. The advertisement
+of the Committee requested “information
+and suggestions” on the general form
+of the building in plan, &#38;c., and they laid
+down rules and regulations to which “they
+earnestly requested the contributors to conform,”
+declaring that they would not recognise
+any plans which were “sent in a form
+inconsistent with these rules.” They were
+clearly defined. For instance—they directed
+that the communications must consist of a
+single sheet of paper of given dimensions;
+that the drawing should be a simple ground-plan,
+also of limited dimensions; and that it
+should <i>only</i> contain “such elevations and
+sections of the building, on the same sheet,
+as might be necessary to elucidate the system
+proposed.” Surely all this is clear enough.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Let us now see how some of the most
+successful of the competitors have attended
+to these conditions on which they were to
+enter the arena.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>What extensive pleasure-grounds are those?—and
+adorned with such architectural displays?
+They are the work of Monsieur Cailloux.
+But, a little further on, we behold
+pleasure-grounds and architectural structures
+yet more ornate and refined. They are from
+the hand of Monsieur Charpentier. Further
+on, another, by Monsieur Cleemputte; and
+another by Monsieur Gaulle—a complicated
+work of thoughtful elaboration. Yet even
+these are destined to be surpassed by the
+luxurious fancies of other artists.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>So far from denying or doubting that many
+of these designs are beautiful, we close our
+eyes, and see in imagination the exquisite
+magnificence of the structures, into which no
+coarse and profane hands should dare to
+wheel or carry rude raw materials of any
+kind; there, everything must be finished to
+the highest degree of polished art and refined
+taste. Also, no lumbering pieces of machinery
+or mechanism must risk doing injury to the
+walls, and pillars, and profusion of glass—no
+uncouth agricultural implements, or other
+tools of horny-handed Industry. Hither, let
+no enthusiasts in smoke-jacks, patent capstans,
+door-hinges, dock-gates, double-barred
+gridirons, humane chimney-sweeping apparatuses,
+peat-charcoal, bachelor’s broilers, fire-annihilators,
+patent filters, portable kitchens, or
+electric telegraphs, dare to send their uncouth
+machinery and compounds; but only such
+things as are delicate of texture, rainbow-coloured,
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_390'>390</span>and exquisite to the smell, while the
+visitors (none of whom will be admitted except
+in full dress, and great numbers of whom
+will always appear in court dresses) perambulate
+about, gazing now on this side, and
+now on that, to the sound of the seraphine
+and Moorish flutes.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Let us awake from this charming vision; but
+it was natural to fall into it on such suggestions.
+Again we are in danger. For who can
+contemplate the elegant originality of Monsieur
+Jacquet (No. 25) without emotion, or a
+“wish to be there?” His ground-plan resembles
+a section of some enormous fan-light
+of painted glass, or like part of a gigantic
+Oriental fan, made of the plumes of some
+fabulous peacock. Nor must we pass over
+the suggestion of our countrymen, Messrs.
+Felix and White (No. 72), because they are
+not equally imaginative, for they certainly
+manifest very much and excellent thought in
+their architectural display; though, like our
+foreign friends, no thought at all of the cost
+of such a work. The same may be said of
+the beautiful pleasure-grounds designed by
+Mr. Reilly (No. 102), with circular, oval, and
+serpentine garden-plots, flower-beds, and shrubberies,
+and labyrinthine walks or covered
+ways of glass.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>But there are more—yet more of these
+delightful and deliberate violations of the
+terms on which competitors were to enter
+the lists—one vieing with another, not in
+producing the most excellently useful and
+economical structure for the purpose required,
+but the most perfect exhibition of the artist’s
+especial taste, “regardless of expense.” Yes,
+there are more of these deserving notice. One
+competitor—nay, three of them—propose that
+the entire building should be made of iron,
+domes and towers inclusive; another, that it
+shall be all made of glass, such as we might
+find in an Arabian Nights’ Tale. Monsieur
+Soyer, the mighty cook (No. 165), begins the
+synopsis of his design by proposing to take
+up, and remove the great marble arch from
+Buckingham Palace, as though it were a
+“trifle,” and serve it up for a grand entrance
+opposite the Prince of Wales’s Gate. Here,
+also, is a structure which arrests the attention
+even amidst the surrounding wonders, and
+appears to be several conservatories and
+libraries on a colossal scale of glass frame-work,
+delightfully intermingled with domes
+and turrets, and observatories, with here and
+there minarets and pagodas, of the delicious
+character presented by those fragile structures
+which make such a tempting figure on
+the festive board, standing erect among the
+dessert-plates. Yet, once more, behold the
+prodigal laying out of palace-gardens, not to
+speak of the ante-industrial palace itself
+(which reminds one of Thomson’s “Castle of
+Indolence”), gardens with alcoves and aviaries,
+and fountains, glass temples, green labyrinths,
+flower-beds and flower-stands, vases and <i><span lang="fr">jets-d’eaux</span></i>,
+sculpture, shrubberies, shaded lovers’
+walks, public promenades, with lords and
+ladies and princes and princesses, of all
+nations, sauntering about, and the clouds and
+sky of an Italian sunset lighting up and
+colouring the whole. For this, and similar
+<i><span lang="fr">chateaux</span></i>, we are quite at a loss to conjecture
+the principle on which they present themselves
+on this occasion; but we have no
+doubt that they all belong to that munificent
+patron of art, and great landed proprietor, the
+Marquis of Carrabas.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Now, that our own architects are able to
+compete successfully with the best of our
+foreign friends in works of imaginative design,
+we do not affirm; neither, for the reasons previously
+adduced by the “Athenæum,” do we
+consider ourselves justified in denying it, from
+the result of the present struggle. But for our
+own artists and others, who have confined
+themselves to the terms and preliminaries
+announced by the Commissioners, have they
+succeeded?—that is the question. Not satisfactorily,
+we think. Our architects are, for
+the most part, impracticable, from the expense
+required, and the wilful forgetfulness that the
+building is to be of a temporary character;
+while our surveyors and builders have been
+thinking too much of railway-stations, not of
+that sober, simple, and sufficient kind which
+the occasion requires, but (according to the
+error in these stations) of that large, ornate,
+and redundant kind which is meant to be
+admired as much as used, and also to last for
+ages. This latter mistake is very characteristic
+of our countrymen. They do not feel,
+nor comprehend, the act of knocking up a
+temporary structure; they are always for
+something that will endure.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>In certain matters requiring great skill and
+many forethoughts, most of these plans are
+not very successful. For instance, the prevention
+of terrible confusion and danger in
+the constant arrivals and departures of visitors—carriages,
+vehicles of all sorts, horsemen,
+and shoals of pedestrians. This relates to the
+approaches and entrances outside; and the
+position and approaches of the exit-doors
+inside; also, the best means of directing and
+managing the currents of visitors within. It
+seems pretty clear that everybody must not
+be allowed to follow his “own sweet will” in
+all respects, or there will be many a deadlock,
+and perhaps a deadly struggle, with all
+the usual disastrous consequences. Many of
+the plans seek to direct the current of visitors
+(indicated by shoals of little arrows with their
+heads pointing the same way) not so much for
+the convenience and freedom of the public, as
+in accordance with the architectural points to
+be displayed. Others appear to intend that
+the direction of the current shall be forced by
+the pressure from the column constantly
+advancing behind. This might be dangerous.
+The current might surely be managed so as
+to combine direction on a large scale with a
+considerable amount of individual freedom;
+and, in any case, the amount of pressure
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_391'>391</span>from the masses behind should be regulated
+by sectional barriers.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>How to find your way out? This may be
+a question well worth consideration. Of
+course there will be a sufficient number of
+exit-doors; but if you have to walk and
+struggle through several miles of bazaar-counters
+or winding ways, amidst dense
+crowds, before you can discover a means of
+egress, your amount of pleasure is not likely to
+induce a second visit. Mr. Brandon for instance
+(No. 207), has beautiful domed temples
+and libraries (so they appear) or other “glass
+cases,” while the ground-plan presents a series
+of circuitous batches of stalls, or bazaar-counters,
+not unlike large circles of sheep-pens,
+except that there is a free passage between
+them. Hence, the currents, or rather,
+the “rapids,” of visitors must inevitably be
+going and coming, and jostling, and conflicting;
+and others arriving at a dead stand, and
+having no chance of progression, or retreat,
+without a “trial of strength,”—the whole
+producing of necessity an inextricable maze
+and confusion, with an impossibility for a
+long time of finding a way out, even when
+able to move.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>This question of the current of visitors, and
+of movement in general, is ingeniously settled
+by one gentleman, who proposes to have a
+railway along the grand central line, for the
+conveyance up and down of all sorts of goods
+and articles, heavy or light. We presume
+that the progress of the carriages and trucks
+would be very slow, so that the visitors, when
+fatigued, might, at their pleasure, step up to a
+seat, and be quietly conveyed along to any part
+of the line. This notion has, of course, been
+laughed at, and we confess to having amused
+ourselves considerably with the “train” of
+thought induced by it; but we are not sure,
+in the present state of mechanical science,
+whether something very commodious might
+not result from a modification of the idea.
+The fares, if any (and we think there should
+be a trifle paid to check reckless crowding),
+should not exceed a penny. The inventor
+will thus perceive that, if we have laughed,
+we have also sympathised, and are quite ready
+to get up and have a ride. One gentleman
+(Mr. C. H. Smith) proposes to erect three
+octagonal vestibules, communicating with all
+principal compartments; the roof to be upheld
+by suspension chains. Cast-iron frames
+are to hold rough glass, laid in plates lapping
+over each other, like tiles. This is certainly a
+sensible provision against a hail-storm, which
+has occurred to no one else, amidst their prodigalities
+in glass.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>But, amidst all these wonders of 1851, are
+there no plain, simple, practical plans sent in?
+There are a good many. Some of these are
+certainly not very attractive, presenting, as
+they do, the appearance of a superior kind of
+barracks, hospitals, alms-houses, nursery-grounds;
+and one of these plans is laid out
+entirely like a series of cucumber-frames, with
+shifting lights at top. There are, however,
+several of these sober designs which possess
+great practical merit, and have preserved a
+due consideration of the terms on which the
+competition was proposed. Of these, the
+Commissioners and Committees have availed
+themselves in all respects suited to their own
+views and wishes; and out of all these, combined
+with their own especial fancies, they
+seem likely to produce an interminable range
+of cast-iron cow-sheds, having (as a specimen
+of the present high state of constructive
+genius) an enormous slop-basin, of iron
+frame-work, inverted in the centre, as an
+attraction for the admiring eyes of all the
+nations.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>But other problems have to be solved. The
+classification and arrangement of the raw
+materials, the manufactured articles, the machinery,
+and the works of plastic art, is a
+question of very great importance. It not
+only involves the things themselves, but their
+respective countries. Should the productions
+of each country be kept separate? This
+appears the natural arrangement, or how
+should any one make a study of the powers
+of any special country. Prince Albert, it
+seems, wishes otherwise. He thinks that a
+fusion of the productions of all nations will
+be more in accordance with the broad general
+principle of the Exhibition—more tending to
+amalgamate and fraternise one country with
+another. This feeling is excellent; but we
+fear it would cause an utter confusion, and
+amidst the heterogeneous masses, nobody
+would be able to make a study of the productions
+of any particular nation. An eminent
+civil engineer suggests that the productions
+of the respective countries should be ranged
+together from side to side of the entire width
+of the edifice—thus you can at once see the
+works of industry of England, France, Germany,
+America, Switzerland, &#38;c., &#38;c., by
+walking up and down from one side to the
+other; and you can obtain a collective view
+of the works of all these countries by walking
+longitudinally, or from end to end of the
+building. To some such classification and
+arrangement as this, we think, the Committee
+will be compelled to have recourse at last.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The other problem to which we adverted, is
+one which is not so liable to be solved as
+saturated with hot water, and then dragged
+from one quarter of the metropolis to another
+before it is settled by some arbitrary decision.
+We allude to the spot on which the buildings of
+the Exhibition are to be erected. Hyde Park
+is not unlikely to be a subject of much contest.
+The latent idea of preserving the most important
+part of the “temporary” structure
+has alarmed all the drivers and riders in Hyde
+Park, and all those whose windows overlook
+it. And no wonder;—to say nothing of the
+crowds and stoppages outside the park, and
+the slough within, produced by the enormous
+traffic of heavy wheels, long before the Exhibition
+opens. Battersea Fields was next
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_392'>392</span>mentioned, and thought advantageous, not
+only from the open space they present, but the
+facilities of water-conveyance for goods and
+passengers. Still, the distance is rather against
+such a choice. It would probably reduce the
+number of times each visitor would go to
+the Exhibition, and, consequently, be a check
+upon the money taken at the doors. Hundreds
+of thousands flock daily to Greenwich
+during the Fair; but the argument will not
+hold good, in all respects, as regards the
+present question. Regent’s Park has been
+named as more appropriate; but there is a
+strong and manifest objection to any interference
+with that much-used place of
+public recreation. To cut up its green turf,
+and gravelled roads, would be even more
+monstrous than any spoliation of Hyde Park.
+No locality could be selected, perhaps, for
+such a purpose that would be perfectly free
+from all objections. Still we are so convinced
+of the multitude of inconveniences inevitably
+attendant on such an Exhibition in the midst
+of the metropolis—and we feel so strongly the
+cool, high-handed injustice of parcelling out
+the public property at Court, and stopping up
+the public breathing-places, for any purpose—that
+we urge its removal to some spot out
+of the town, easily accessible both by railway
+and river.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>“I WOULD NOT HAVE THEE YOUNG AGAIN.”</h2>
+</div>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c006'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>I would not have thee young again</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Since I myself am old;</div>
+ <div class='line'>Not that thy youth was ever vain,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Or that my age is cold;</div>
+ <div class='line'>But when upon thy gentle face</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>I see the shades of time,</div>
+ <div class='line'>A thousand memories replace</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>The beauties of thy prime.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Though from thine eyes of softest blue</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Some light hath passed away,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Love looketh forth as warm and true</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>As on our bridal day.</div>
+ <div class='line'>I hear thy song, and though in part</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>’Tis fainter in its tone,</div>
+ <div class='line'>I heed it not, for still thy heart</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Seems singing to my own.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>LITTLE MARY.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c001'>
+ <div>A TALE OF THE BLACK YEAR.</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>That was a pleasant place where I was
+born, though ’twas only a thatched cabin by the
+side of a mountain stream, where the country
+was so lonely, that in summer time the wild
+ducks used to bring their young ones to feed
+on the bog, within a hundred yards of our
+door; and you could not stoop over the bank
+to raise a pitcher full of water, without
+frightening a shoal of beautiful speckled trout.
+Well, ’tis long ago since my brother Richard,
+that’s now grown a fine clever man, God bless
+him!—and myself, used to set off together up
+the mountain to pick bunches of the cotton
+plant and the bog myrtle, and to look for
+birds’ and wild bees’ nests. ’Tis long ago—and
+though I’m happy and well off now, living
+in the big house as own maid to the young
+ladies, who, on account of my being foster-sister
+to poor darling Miss Ellen, that died of
+decline, treat me more like their equal than
+their servant, and give me the means to improve
+myself; still at times, especially when
+James Sweeney, a dacent boy of the neighbours,
+and myself are taking a walk together
+through the fields in the cool and quiet of a
+summer’s evening, I can’t help thinking of the
+times that are passed, and talking about them
+to James with a sort of peaceful sadness, more
+happy maybe than if we were laughing aloud.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Every evening, before I say my prayers, I
+read a chapter in the Bible that Miss Ellen
+gave me; and last night I felt my tears
+dropping for ever so long over one verse,—“And
+God shall wipe away all tears from
+their eyes; and there shall be no more death,
+neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there
+be any more pain; for the former things are
+passed away.” The words made me think of
+them that are gone—of my father, and his
+wife that was a true fond mother to me; and,
+above all, of my little sister Mary, the <i>clureen
+bawn</i><a id='r1'></a><a href='#f1' class='c007'><sup>[1]</sup></a> that nestled in her bosom.</p>
+
+<div class='footnote' id='f1'>
+<p class='c005'><a href='#r1'>1</a>. White dove.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>I was a wild slip of a girl, ten years of age,
+and my brother Richard about two years
+older, when my father brought home his
+second wife. She was the daughter of a
+farmer up at Lackabawn, and was reared with
+care and dacency; but her father held his
+ground at a rack-rent, and the middleman
+that was between him and the head landlord
+did not pay his own rent, so the place was
+ejected, and the farmer collected every penny
+he had, and set off with his family to America.
+My father had a liking for the youngest
+daughter, and well become him to have it, for
+a sweeter creature never drew the breath of
+life; but while her father passed for a <i>strong</i><a id='r2'></a><a href='#f2' class='c007'><sup>[2]</sup></a>
+farmer, he was timorous-like about asking her
+to share his little cabin; however, when he
+found how matters stood, he didn’t lose much
+time in finding out that she was willing to be
+his wife, and a mother to his boy and girl.
+<i>That</i> she was, a patient loving one. Oh! it
+often sticks me like a knife, when I think
+how many times I fretted her with my foolishness
+and my idle ways, and how ’twas a long
+time before I’d call her “mother.” Often,
+when my father would be going to chastise
+Richard and myself for our provoking doings,
+especially the day that we took half-a-dozen
+eggs from under the hatching hen, to play
+“Blind Tom” with them, she’d interfere for
+us, and say,—“Tim, <i>aleagh</i>, don’t touch them
+this time; sure ’tis only <i>arch</i> they are: they’ll
+get more sense in time.” And then, after he
+was gone out, she’d advise us for our good so
+pleasantly, that a thundercloud itself couldn’t
+look black at her. She did wonders too about
+the house and garden. They were both dirty
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_393'>393</span>and neglected enough when she first came
+over them; for I was too young and foolish,
+and my father too busy with his out-door
+work, and the old woman that lived with us
+in service too feeble and too blind to keep the
+place either clean or decent; but my mother
+got the floor raised, and the green pool in
+front drained, and a parcel of roses and honeysuckles
+planted there instead. The neighbours’
+wives used to say ’Twas all pride and
+upsetting folly, to keep the kitchen-floor swept
+clean, and to put the potatoes on a dish, instead
+of emptying them out of the pot into the
+middle of the table; and, besides, ’twas a
+cruel unnatural thing, they said, to take away
+the pool from the ducks, that they were
+always used to paddle in so handy. But my
+mother was always too busy and too happy to
+heed what they said; and, besides, she was
+always so ready to do a kind turn for any of
+them, that, out of pure shame, they had at last
+to leave off abusing her “fine English ways.”</p>
+
+<div class='footnote' id='f2'>
+<p class='c005'><a href='#r2'>2</a>. Rich.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>West of our house there was a straggling,
+stony piece of ground, where, within the
+memory of man, nothing ever grew but nettles,
+docks, and thistles. One Monday, when
+Richard and myself came in from school, my
+mother told us to set about weeding it, and
+to bring in some basketsful of good clay from
+the banks of the river: she said that if we
+worked well at it until Saturday, she’d bring
+me a new frock, and Dick a jacket, from the
+next market-town; and encouraged by this,
+we set to work with right good will, and
+didn’t leave off till supper time. The next
+day we did the same; and by degrees, when
+we saw the heap of weeds and stones that we
+got out, growing big, and the ground looking
+nice and smooth and red and rich, we got
+quite anxious about it ourselves, and we built
+a nice little fence round it to keep out the
+pigs. When it was manured, my mother
+planted cabbages, parsnips, and onions in it;
+and, to be sure, she got a fine crop out of it,
+enough to make us many a nice supper of
+vegetables stewed with pepper, and a small
+taste of bacon or a red herring. Besides, she
+sold in the market as much as bought a
+Sunday coat for my father, a gown for herself,
+a fine pair of shoes for Dick, and as pretty a
+shawl for myself, as e’er a colleen in the
+country could show at mass. Through means
+of my father’s industry and my mother’s good
+management, we were, with the blessing of
+God, as snug and comfortable a poor family
+as any in Munster. We paid but a small
+rent, and we had always plenty of potatoes to
+eat, good clothes to wear, and cleanliness and
+decency in and about our little cabin.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Five years passed on in this way, and at
+last little Mary was born. She was a delicate
+fairy thing, with that look, even from the first,
+in her blue eyes, which is seldom seen, except
+where the shadow of the grave darkens the
+cradle. She was fond of her father, and of
+Richard, and of myself, and would laugh and
+crow when she saw us, but <i>the love in the core
+of her heart</i> was for her mother. No matter
+how tired, or sleepy, or cross the baby might
+be, one word from <i>her</i> would set the bright
+eyes dancing, and the little rosy mouth smiling,
+and the tiny limbs quivering, as if walking or
+running couldn’t content her, but she must fly
+to her mother’s arms. And how that mother
+doted on the very ground she trod! I often
+thought that the Queen in her state carriage,
+with her son, God bless him! alongside of
+her, dressed out in gold and jewels, was not
+one bit happier than my mother, when she sat
+under the shade of the mountain ash near the
+door, in the hush of the summer’s evening,
+singing and <i>cronauning</i> her only one to sleep
+in her arms. In the month of October, 1845,
+Mary was four years old. That was the bitter
+time, when first the food of the earth was
+turned to poison; when the gardens that used
+to be so bright and sweet, covered with the
+purple and white potato blossoms, became in
+one night black and offensive, as if fire had
+come down from heaven to burn them up.
+’Twas a heart-breaking thing to see the
+labouring men, the crathurs! that had only
+the one half-acre to feed their little families,
+going out, after work, in the evenings to dig
+their suppers from under the black stalks.
+Spadeful after spadeful would be turned up,
+and a long piece of a ridge dug through,
+before they’d get a small kish full of such
+withered <i>crohauneens</i>,<a id='r3'></a><a href='#f3' class='c007'><sup>[3]</sup></a> as other years would
+be hardly counted fit for the pigs.</p>
+
+<div class='footnote' id='f3'>
+<p class='c005'><a href='#r3'>3</a>. Small potatoes.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>It was some time before the distress reached
+us, for there was a trifle of money in the
+savings’ bank, that held us in meal, while the
+neighbours were next door to starvation. As
+long as my father and mother had it, they
+shared it freely with them that were worse
+off than themselves; but at last the little
+penny of money was all spent, the price of
+flour was raised; and, to make matters worse,
+the farmer that my father worked for, at a
+poor eight-pence a day, was forced to send
+him and three more of his labourers away, as
+he couldn’t afford to pay them even <i>that</i> any
+longer. Oh! ’twas a sorrowful night when my
+father brought home the news. I remember,
+as well as if I saw it yesterday, the desolate
+look in his face when he sat down by the
+ashes of the turf fire that had just baked a
+yellow meal cake for his supper. My mother
+was at the opposite side, giving little Mary a
+drink of sour milk out of her little wooden
+piggin, and the child didn’t like it, being
+delicate and always used to sweet milk, so
+she said:</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Mammy, won’t you give me some of the
+nice milk instead of that?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“I haven’t it <i>asthore</i>, nor can’t get it,” said
+her mother, “so don’t ye fret.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Not a word more out of the little one’s
+mouth, only she turned her little cheek in
+towards her mother, and stayed quite quiet, as
+if she was hearkening to what was going on.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'><span class='pageno' id='Page_394'>394</span>“Judy,” said my father, “God is good, and
+sure ’tis only in Him we must put our trust;
+for in the wide world I can see nothing but
+starvation before us.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“God <i>is</i> good, Tim,” replied my mother;
+“He won’t forsake us.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Just then Richard came in with a more
+joyful face than I had seen on him for many
+a day.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Good news!” says he, “good news, father!
+there’s work for us both on the Droumcarra
+road. The government works are to begin
+there to-morrow; you’ll get eight-pence a
+day, and I’ll get six-pence.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>If you saw our delight when we heard this,
+you’d think ’twas the free present of a thousand
+pounds that came to us, falling through
+the roof, instead of an offer of small wages
+for hard work.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>To be sure the potatoes were gone, and the
+yellow meal was dear and dry and chippy—it
+hadn’t the <i>nature</i> about it that a hot potato
+has for a poor man; but still ’twas a great
+thing to have the prospect of getting enough
+of even that same, and not to be obliged to
+follow the rest of the country into the poorhouse,
+which was crowded to that degree that
+the crathurs there—God help them!—hadn’t
+room even to die quietly in their beds, but
+were crowded together on the floor like so
+many dogs in a kennel. The next morning
+my father and Richard were off before daybreak,
+for they had a long way to walk to
+Droumcarra, and they should be there in time
+to begin work. They took an Indian meal
+cake with them to eat for their dinner, and
+poor dry food it was, with only a draught of
+cold water to wash it down. Still my father,
+who was knowledgeable about such things,
+always said it was mighty wholesome when it
+was well cooked; but some of the poor people
+took a great objection against it on account of
+the yellow colour, which they thought came
+from having sulphur mixed with it—and they
+said, Indeed it was putting a great affront on
+the decent Irish to mix up their food as if
+’twas for mangy dogs. Glad enough, poor
+creatures, they were to get it afterwards,
+when sea-weed and nettles, and the very grass
+by the roadside, was all that many of them
+had to put into their mouths.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>When my father and brother came home in
+the evening, faint and tired from the two long
+walks and the day’s work, my mother would
+always try to have something for them to eat
+with their porridge—a bit of butter, or a bowl
+of thick milk, or maybe a few eggs. She always
+gave me plenty as far as it would go; but
+’twas little she took herself. She would often
+go entirely without a meal, and then she’d
+slip down to the huckster’s, and buy a little
+white bun for Mary; and I’m sure it used to
+do her more good to see the child eat it, than
+if she got a meat-dinner for herself. No
+matter how hungry the poor little thing
+might be, she’d always break off a bit to put
+into her mother’s mouth, and she would not
+be satisfied until she saw her swallow it; then
+the child would take a drink of cold water
+out of her little tin porringer, as contented as
+if it was new milk.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>As the winter advanced, the weather became
+wet and bitterly cold, and the poor men
+working on the roads began to suffer dreadfully
+from being all day in wet clothes, and,
+what was worse, not having any change to
+put on when they went home at night without
+a dry thread about them. Fever soon got
+amongst them, and my father took it. My
+mother brought the doctor to see him, and by
+selling all our decent clothes, she got for him
+whatever was wanting, but all to no use:
+’twas the will of the Lord to take him to
+himself, and he died after a few days’ illness.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>It would be hard to tell the sorrow that
+his widow and orphans felt, when they saw
+the fresh sods planted on his grave. It was
+not grief altogether like the grand stately
+grief of the quality, although maybe the same
+sharp knife is sticking into the same sore
+bosom <i>inside</i> in both; but the <i>outside</i> differs
+in rich and poor. I saw the mistress a week
+after Miss Ellen died. She was in her
+drawing-room with the blinds pulled down,
+sitting in a low chair, with her elbow on the
+small work-table, and her cheek resting on her
+hand—not a speck of anything white about her
+but the cambric handkerchief, and the face
+that was paler than the marble chimney-piece.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>When she saw me, (for the butler, being
+busy, sent me in with the luncheon-tray,) she
+covered her eyes with her handkerchief, and began
+to cry, but quietly, as if she did not want it
+to be noticed. As I was going out, I just heard
+her say to Miss Alice in a choking voice:—</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Keep Sally here always; our poor darling
+was fond of her.” And as I closed the
+door, I heard her give one deep sob. The
+next time I saw her, she was quite composed:
+only for the white cheek and the
+black dress, you would not know that the
+burning feel of a child’s last kiss had ever
+touched her lips.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>My father’s wife mourned for him after
+another fashion. <i>She</i> could not sit quiet,
+she must work hard to keep the life in them
+to whom he gave it; and it was only in the
+evenings when she sat down before the fire
+with Mary in her arms, that she used to sob
+and rock herself to and fro, and sing a low
+wailing keen for the father of the little one,
+whose innocent tears were always ready to
+fall when she saw her mother cry. About
+this time my mother got an offer from some
+of the hucksters in the neighbourhood, who
+knew her honesty, to go three times a week
+to the next market-town, ten miles off, with
+their little money, and bring them back supplies
+of bread, groceries, soap, and candles.
+This she used to do, walking the twenty miles—ten
+of them with a heavy load on her back—for
+the sake of earning enough to keep us
+alive. ’Twas very seldom that Richard could
+get a stroke of work to do: the boy wasn’t
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_395'>395</span>strong in himself, for he had the sickness too;
+though he recovered from it, and always did
+his best to earn an honest penny wherever he
+could. I often wanted my mother to let me
+go in her stead and bring back the load; but
+she never would hear of it, and kept me at
+home to mind the house and little Mary. My
+poor pet lamb! ’twas little minding she
+wanted. She would go after breakfast and
+sit at the door, and stop there all day, watching
+for her mother, and never heeding the neighbours’
+children that used to come wanting her
+to play. Through the live-long hours she
+would never stir, but just keep her eyes fixed
+on the lonesome <i>boreen</i>;<a id='r4'></a><a href='#f4' class='c007'><sup>[4]</sup></a> and when the
+shadow of the mountain ash grew long, and
+she caught a glimpse of her mother ever so
+far off, coming towards home, the joy that
+would flush on the small patient face, was
+brighter than the sunbeam on the river. And
+faint and weary as the poor woman used to be,
+before ever she sat down, she’d have Mary
+nestling in her bosom. No matter how little
+she might have eaten herself that day, she
+would always bring home a little white bun for
+Mary; and the child, that had tasted nothing
+since morning, would eat it so happily, and
+then fall quietly asleep in her mother’s arms.</p>
+
+<div class='footnote' id='f4'>
+<p class='c005'><a href='#r4'>4</a>. By-road</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>At the end of some months I got the sickness
+myself, but not so heavily as Richard
+did before. Any way, he and my mother
+tended me well through it. They sold
+almost every little stick of furniture that was
+left, to buy me drink and medicine. By
+degrees I recovered, and the first evening I
+was able to sit up, I noticed a strange wild
+brightness in my mother’s eyes, and a hot flush
+on her thin cheeks—she had taken the fever.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Before she lay down on the wisp of straw
+that served her for a bed, she brought little
+Mary over to me: “Take her, Sally,” she
+said—and between every word she gave the
+child a kiss—“Take her; she’s safer with
+you than she’d be with me, for you’re over
+the sickness, and ’tisn’t long any way I’ll be
+with you, my jewel,” she said, as she gave the
+little creature one long close hug, and put her
+into my arms.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>’Twould take long to tell all about her
+sickness—how Richard and I, as good right
+we had, tended her night and day; and how,
+when every farthing and farthing’s worth we
+had in the world was gone, the mistress herself
+came down from the big house, the very day
+after the family returned home from France,
+and brought wine, food, medicine, linen, and
+everything we could want.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Shortly after the kind lady was gone, my
+mother took the change for death; her senses
+came back, she grew quite strong-like, and sat
+up straight in the bed.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Bring me the child, Sally <i>aleagh</i>,” she said.
+And when I carried little Mary over to her,
+she looked into the tiny face, as if she was
+reading it like a book.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“You won’t be long away from me, my own
+one,” she said, while her tears fell down upon
+the child like summer-rain.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Mother,” said I, as well as I could speak
+for crying, “sure you <i>know</i> I’ll do my best
+to tend her.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“I know you will, <i>acushla</i>; you were always
+a true and dutiful daughter to me and to him
+that’s gone; but, Sally, there’s <i>that</i> in my
+weeney one that won’t let her thrive without
+the mother’s hand over her, and the mother’s
+heart for her’s to lean against. And now—.”
+It was all she could say: she just clasped the
+little child to her bosom, fell back on my arm,
+and in a few moments all was over. At first,
+Richard and I could not believe that she was
+dead; and it was very long before the orphan
+would loose her hold of the stiffening fingers;
+but when the neighbours came in to prepare
+for the wake, we contrived to flatter her
+away.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Days passed on; the child was very quiet;
+she used to go as usual to sit at the door, and
+watch hour after hour along the road that
+her mother always took coming home from
+market, waiting for her that could never
+come again. When the sun was near setting,
+her gaze used to be more fixed and eager;
+but when the darkness came on, her blue eyes
+used to droop like the flowers that shut up
+their leaves, and she would come in quietly
+without saying a word, and allow me to undress
+her and put her to bed.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>It troubled us and the young ladies greatly
+that she would not eat. It was almost impossible
+to get her to taste a morsel; indeed
+the only thing she would let inside her lips
+was a bit of a little white bun, like those her
+poor mother used to bring her. There was
+nothing left untried to please her. I carried
+her up to the big house, thinking the change
+might do her good, and the ladies petted her,
+and talked to her, and gave her heaps of toys
+and cakes, and pretty frocks and coats; but
+she hardly noticed them, and was restless
+and uneasy until she got back to her own low
+sunny door-step.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Every day she grew paler and thinner, and
+her bright eyes had a sad fond look in them,
+so like her mother’s. One evening she sat at
+the door later than usual.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“Come in, <i>alannah</i>,” I said to her. “Won’t
+you come in for your own Sally?”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>She never stirred. I went over to her;
+she was quite still, with her little hands
+crossed on her lap, and her head drooping on
+her chest. I touched her—she was cold.
+I gave a loud scream, and Richard came
+running—he stopped and looked, and then
+burst out crying like an infant. Our little
+sister was dead!</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Well, my Mary, the sorrow was bitter, but
+it was short. You’re gone home to Him
+that comforts as a mother comforteth. <i>Agra
+machree</i>, your eyes are as blue, and your hair
+as golden, and your voice as sweet, as they
+were when you watched by the cabin-door;
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_396'>396</span>but your cheeks are not pale, <i>acushla</i>, nor
+your little hands thin, and the shade of sorrow
+has passed away from your forehead like a
+rain-cloud from the summer sky. She that
+loved you so on earth, has clasped you for
+ever to her bosom in heaven; and God himself
+has wiped away all tears from your eyes, and
+placed you both and our own dear father far
+beyond the touch of sorrow or the fear of death.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>A GREAT MAN DEPARTED.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c006'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line in2'>There was a festive hall with mirth resounding;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Beauty and wit, and friendliness surrounding;</div>
+ <div class='line'>With minstrelsy above, and dancing feet rebounding.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line in2'>And at the height came news, that held suspended</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>The sparkling glass!—till slow the hand descended—</div>
+ <div class='line'>And cheeks grew pale and straight—and all the mirth was ended.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line in2'>Beneath a sunny sky, ’twas heard with wonder,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>A flash had cleft a lofty tree asunder,</div>
+ <div class='line'>Without a previous cloud—and with no rolling thunder.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line in2'>Strong was the stem—its boughs above all ’thralling—</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And in its roots and sap no cankers galling—</div>
+ <div class='line'>Prosperity was perfect, while Death’s hand was falling.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line in2'>Man’s body is less safe than any tree;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>We build our ship in strong security—</div>
+ <div class='line'>A Finger, from the dark, points to the trembling sea.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line in2'>Man, like his knowledge, and his soul’s endeavour,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Is framed for no fixed altitude—but ever</div>
+ <div class='line'>Moves onward: the first pause, returns all to the Giver.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line in2'>Riches and health, fine taste, all means of pleasure;</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Success in highest efforts—fame’s best treasure—</div>
+ <div class='line'>All these were thine,—o’ertopped—and over-weighed the measure.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line in2'>But in recording thus life’s night-shade warning,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>We hold the memory of thy kind heart’s morning:—</div>
+ <div class='line'>Man’s intellect is not man’s sole nor best adorning.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>THE ADVENTURES OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>“Burn all the records of the realm! <i>My</i>
+mouth shall be the parliament.” Thus spoke
+Jack Cade; and it would appear from the
+manner in which the public records are at
+the present time “bestowed,” that those who
+have had the stowing of them, cordially echo
+the sentiment. The historical, legal, and territorial
+archives of this country—believed to
+be, when properly arranged and systematised,
+the most complete and valuable in existence—are
+spread and distributed over six depositories.
+Some little description of three of
+these only, will show the jeopardy in which
+such records of the Wisdom of our ancestors,
+as we yet possess, are placed, and the adventures
+which have befallen many of them.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Many of the most valuable documents of the
+past—including the Chancery Records from
+the reign of John to Edward I.—are kept in
+the Tower of London. Some in the White
+and some in the Wakefield Tower, close to
+which is an hydraulic steam-engine in daily
+operation. The basement of the former contains
+tons of gunpowder, the explosion of
+which would destroy all Tower Hill, and
+change even the course of the Thames; while
+the fate of paper and parchment thrown up
+by such a volcano, it is not even possible to
+imagine. The White Tower is also replenished
+with highly inflammable ordnance stores,
+tarpaulins carefully pitched, soldiers’ kits, and
+all kinds of wood-work, among which common
+labourers not imbued with extra-carefulness
+are constantly moving about. That no risk
+may be wanting, an eye-witness relates that
+he has seen boiling pitch actually in flames,
+quite close to this repository. When the fire
+of the Tower <i>did</i> take place, its flames leaped
+and darted their dangerous tongues within
+forty feet of it. So alarmed were the authorities
+on that occasion, that this tower underwent
+a constant nocturnal shower-bath during
+the time the small Armoury was burning.
+But when the danger was over, though fireproof
+barrack-houses were built for the soldiers,
+the records were still left to be lodged
+over the gunpowder.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Among the treasures in these ill-kept
+“keeps,” are the logs and other Admiralty
+documents, state papers, and royal letters,
+many of which have never been consulted;
+because the manner in which they are stowed
+away rendered consultation impossible. They
+are, no doubt, silently waiting to clear up
+many of the disputed points, and to set
+right many of the false impressions and unmitigated
+untruths of history. Inquisitions—the
+antiquity of which may be guessed when
+we state that those up to the 14th of
+Richard II. have only yet been arranged in
+books—are also massed together ready for
+explosion or ignition. These are amongst the
+most curious of our ancient documents, being
+the notes of the oldest of our legal rituals—the
+“Crowner’s quest.” The Chancery proceedings
+and privy seals piled in the White
+Tower, are endless.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>In the Rolls’ House, in Chancery Lane—which,
+with its chapel, was annexed by
+Edward III., in 1377, to the office of Custos
+Rotulorum, or Keeper of the Rolls—are located
+the Records of the Court of Chancery from
+that year to the present time. That every
+public document, wherever situated, may be
+rendered in as great jeopardy as possible, a
+temporary shed, like a navvy’s hut, has been
+recently knocked up for the Treasury papers
+in the Rolls’ Garden; other of the Records are
+quietly accommodated in the pews and behind
+the communion-table in the Rolls’ Chapel—a
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_397'>397</span>building which is heated by hot-air flues, in
+a manner similar to that which originated
+the burning of the Houses of Parliament.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Perhaps, however, our most valuable muniments
+repose in the Chapter-House of Westminster
+Abbey, a building still surrounded
+by the same facilities for fire as those which
+the late Charles Buller detailed to the House
+of Commons fourteen years ago. “Ever
+since 1732,” he said, “it had been reported
+to the House of Commons that there was
+a brewhouse and a washhouse at the back
+of the Chapter-House, where the Records
+were kept, and by which the Chapter-House
+was endangered by fire. In 1800, this brewhouse
+and this washhouse were again reported
+as dangerous. In 1819, this brewhouse
+and washhouse again attracted the
+serious notice of the Commissioners. In
+1831, it was thought expedient to send a
+deputation to the Dean and Chapter of Westminster,
+and to request His Majesty’s Surveyor
+General to report upon the perils of
+this brewhouse and washhouse, and endeavour
+to get the Dean and Chapter to pull them
+down. But the Dean and Chapter asserted
+the vested rights of the Church, and no
+redress was obtained against the brewhouse
+and washhouse. In 1833, another expedition,
+headed by the Right Honourable Sir R.
+Inglis, was made to the Chapter-House; but
+the right honourable baronet, desiring not to
+come into collision with the Church, omitted
+all mention of the brewhouse and washhouse.
+And thus the attention of the Commissioners
+had been constantly directed to this eternal
+brewhouse and this eternal washhouse, without
+any avail. There they still remain, as a
+monument of the inefficiency of the Commissioners,
+and of the great power and pertinacity
+of the Church of this country.”
+The newspaper reports of this speech end
+with “Loud laughter from all parts of the
+House.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>In the Chapter-House of Westminster Abbey,
+the Conqueror’s Domesday Book, an unequalled
+collection of treaties and state documents from
+the twelfth to the seventeenth centuries;
+others bearing upon the important events
+during the York and Lancastrian wars, and
+excambial returns belonging to the English
+Crown, of the most minute and precise character,
+are still at the mercy of the brewhouse
+and washhouse. There is a little adventure
+connected with the proceedings of the Courts
+of Star Chamber which we must here introduce:—Their
+registries and records were
+kept in an apartment of the Royal Palace of
+Westminster from the time of the dissolution
+of the Courts. They were shifted from room
+to room at the mercy of the Officers of the
+Palace. Committees of the House of Commons
+from time to time examined them, and reported
+equally as to their value, and the dirt,
+confusion, and neglect in which they were set
+apart for the public use. But it was not till
+the fire in the Cottonian Library, in 1731,
+frightened the custodian, that an order from
+the Privy Council was obtained for the removal
+of these documents to the Chapter-House.
+This house also possesses a unique
+collection of the disused dies for coining;
+and when the Nepaulese Minister and his
+suite visited the Office, they were particularly
+attracted by these primitive dies, which were
+at once recognised as being now used in
+the north-west of India. There are the washhouse
+and the brewhouse still.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>But the most monstrous instance furnished
+to us of the disregard and contempt in which
+our civil, political, legal, or ecclesiastical
+authorities hold the very pedigrees of their
+professional avocations, is to be found in
+the ludicrously huge and unsuitable storehouse
+called Carlton Ride—a low, brick-slated
+roof, workhouse-looking building, at
+the east end of Carlton Terrace. Mr. Braidwood,
+the superintendent of the London Fire-Brigade,
+has pithily said, that “The Public
+Records in the Tower of London and Carlton
+Ride are exposed to risks of fire to which no
+merchant of ordinary prudence would subject
+his books of accounts.” The protective staff
+of this establishment, besides the clerks and
+workmen during the day, consists of two
+soldiers, two policemen, and two firemen, four
+thousand gallons of water—a sort of open
+air bath at the top of the building—three
+rows of buckets, ready-charged fire-mains,
+two tell-tale clocks, five dark lanthorns, and
+a cat.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Carlton Ride was, originally, the Riding-House
+of the Prince of Wales’s residence,
+Carlton House. Under it are arched storehouses
+for carriages and horse furniture;
+and these were used for the carriages and
+horses of the late good Queen Dowager.
+When a question was raised as to the capability
+of the structure to support the thousands
+of tons of records which were to be
+treasured therein, the district Clerk of the
+Works satisfied all enquiries by noticing the
+fact, that the strength of the building had
+been tested to the utmost during the Spa
+Fields riots, when it was occupied by the
+horses and ammunition-waggons of the Royal
+Artillery, packed together as close as they
+could stand.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>To adapt the interior of this place for the
+public archives, the first process of building,
+and that only, was resorted to;—scaffolding
+was put up, so that, on entering this
+receptacle of the national records of Great
+Britain, the visitor finds himself in one of a
+series of gloomy, dimly-lighted, mouldy-smelling
+alleys, or stacks, of wooden scaffolding,
+the sides of which are faced with records,
+reaching to some thirty feet high. At first
+sight it reminds him of an immense mediæval
+timber-yard, in which no business has been
+done since the time of the Tudors. Here
+two-thirds of our country’s public and private
+history are huddled together; not with the
+systematic red tapery of a public office, but,—to
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_398'>398</span>use an expressive vulgarism—“anyhow.”
+Whichever way the eye turns, it meets reams
+of portfolios, piles of boxes, stacks of wills—rolls
+of every imaginable shape, like those of
+a baker—square, round, flat, oblong, short,
+and squat; some plaited like twopenny twists,
+others upright as rolls of tobacco; a few in
+thick convolutions, jammed together as if they
+were double Gloucester cheeses; there are
+heaps laid lengthwise, like mouldering coffins;
+some stacked up on end, like bundles of firewood,
+and others laid down, like the bottles
+in a wine-bin. The hay-loft which extends
+over the riding-school is similarly occupied,
+and all the racks, presses, shelves, boxes,
+beams, and scaffolding, being of wood, Mr.
+Braidwood has good right for estimating that
+a fire would burn it up “like matches” in
+less than twenty minutes. That, however,
+there should be no accidental deficiency of
+combustibles, the riding-school was partitioned
+into two divisions, one side for the
+records of the Courts of Common Pleas
+and Exchequer, and the other for the
+domestic furniture, china, paintings, weapons
+of warfare of all kinds, books, prints, &#38;c., belonging
+to Carlton House. It is evident that
+in the estimation of the powers that were, the
+records were classed with the other lumber.
+But this store of second-hand furniture could
+not take fire of itself; and that no chance
+might be lost, the functionary in charge of it,
+finding his half of the “ride” a dreary, comfortless,
+and cold place, even for a lumber
+store, warmed it by means of a large stove
+with a chimney-flue which perforated one side
+of the building. On several occasions he was
+observed during the winter months—particularly
+after meal-time—to be somnolently
+reposing by the stove, while the flue was
+judiciously emulating his example, by acquiring
+all the heat possible from the fire—and,
+indeed, once or twice its face was illumined
+by a red glow of satisfaction rather
+alarming to those in charge of the records,
+who witnessed it. Some five or six years ago, by
+the instigation of Lord Lincoln, who was then
+Chief Commissioner of Woods and Forests,
+Prince Albert paid a visit to Carlton Ride, and
+after examining the furniture, &#38;c., directed
+that it should be all removed, and that the
+remainder of the building should be given up
+for the records; consequently, a variety of important
+parchments were removed into it—chiefly
+ecclesiastical records, touching the
+property belonging to the religious houses
+dissolved in King Henry VIII.’s time, together
+with a most valuable and minute
+series of documents, relating to the receipt
+and expenditure of the royal revenue, from
+Henry II. down to Charles II. To these
+were added various Exchequer and Common
+Pleas records.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The water as well as the fire test of destruction
+has been also applied to our national
+muniments. The Common Pleas records previous
+to the coronation of George IV. were
+deposited in a long room, called “Queen
+Elizabeth’s Kitchen,” lying under the Old
+Court of Exchequer on the west side of
+Westminster Hall. This room was frequently
+flooded during the prevailing high tides of
+spring or autumn. Rats and vermin abounded,
+and neither candle nor soap could be kept in the
+rooms, although mere public documents were
+deemed quite safe there. The consequence was,
+that before these could be removed, the authorities
+had to engage in a little sporting. The
+rats had to be hunted out by means of dogs.
+We believe this was about the time that the
+celebrated dog “Billy” was in the height of
+fame; and we are not quite sure that his
+services were not secured for this great Exchequer
+Hunt. After several fine “bursts”
+the rats allowed the documents to be removed,
+and turned into a temporary wooden building,
+which was so intensely cold during winter
+time, that those wishing to make searches
+prepared themselves with clothing as if they
+were going on an Arctic expedition. Here
+mice abounded in spite of the temperature;
+and the candles, which the darkness of this
+den rendered necessary, were gradually consumed
+by them. But this light sort of food
+wanted a more consolidating diet, and they
+found a relishing <i><span lang="fr">piece de resistance</span></i> in the
+prayer-book of the Court, a great portion of
+which they nibbled away. Ten years afterwards
+the records were packed off to the
+King’s Mews, Charing Cross, into stables and
+harness lofts; and on the demolition of this
+building in 1835, Carlton Ride was selected
+as their resting-place. The records of the
+Queen’s Remembrancer of the Exchequer
+(an officer who was presumed to preserve
+“memoranda or remembrances” of the condition
+of the royal exchequer) kept company
+with the Common Pleas muniments in their
+trials and journeyings.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>At present, we repeat, the whole of the
+records of the three Courts, Queen’s Bench,
+Exchequer, and Common Pleas, are located
+under the same roof at Carlton Ride. Such
+of the records as are in this building are
+reasonably accessible to the public. Many of
+them are of intense interest. Fees only nominal
+in amount are imposed, to restrain inquisitive,
+troublesome, or merely idle inquirers;
+a restriction highly necessary against
+pedigree-hunters and lady-searchers. One
+poor deluded female, who fancied herself
+Duchess of Cornwall, and claimed the hereditary
+fee-simple of the counties of Devon
+and Cornwall, caused the employment of more
+clerks and messengers to procure the documents
+for her extravagant humours than any
+legion of lawyers’ clerks hot with the business
+of term time. She begged, she implored, she
+raved, she commanded, she threatened, she
+cried aloud for “all the fines,” for “all the
+recoveries,” for “all the indentures of lease
+and release” touching the landed property of
+these two counties.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Pedigree-hunters abound. One of these
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_399'>399</span>requested to be allowed to remain among
+these founts of antiquity day and night. In
+his unwearied and invincible zeal he brought
+his meals with him, and declared that rest
+was out of the question until he was satisfied
+which of his ancestors were “Roberts,” and
+which “Johns,” from the time of the Seventh
+Henry. A hair-brained quack doctor has
+seriously asserted his claim to a large quantity
+of these public documents.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>On the other hand, persons really interested
+in these records take no heed of
+them. Messrs. Brown, Smith, and Tomkins
+buy and sell manors and advowsons, Waltons
+and Stokes, and Combes cum Tythings, without
+knowing or caring that there are records
+of the actual transfers of the same properties
+between the holders of them since the days of
+King John! There is no sympathy for these
+things, even with those who might fairly be
+presumed to have a direct interest in the preservation
+of them, or with the public at large.
+Out of many examples of this sort, we need
+only cite one from the “Westminster Review:”—The
+Duke of Bedford inherits the Abbey of
+Woburn, and its monastic rights, privileges,
+and hereditaments; and there are public
+records, detailing with the utmost minuteness
+the value of this and all the church property
+which “Old Harry” seized, and all the stages
+of its seizure; the preliminary surveys to
+learn its value; perhaps the very surrender
+of the monks of Woburn; the annual value
+and detail of the possessions of the monastery
+whilst the Crown held it; the very particulars
+of the grant on which the letters patent to
+Lord John Russell were founded; the inrolment
+of the letters patent themselves. But
+neither his Grace of Bedford, the duke and
+lay impropriator, nor his brother, the Prime
+Minister and the historian, have seemed to
+regard these important documents as worthy
+of safe keeping.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>On public grounds, nothing was for a long
+time done, although, as Bishop Nicholson
+said in 1714, “Our stores of Public Records
+are justly reckoned to excel in age, beauty, correctness,
+and authority, whatever the choicest
+archives abroad can boast of the like sort.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>We are happy to perceive by the “Eleventh
+Report of the Deputy Keeper of the Public
+Records” that the work of arranging, repairing,
+cleaning, cataloguing, and rendering
+accessible these documents, proceeds diligently.
+But we are more happy to discover
+that the disastrous adventures of our Public
+Records are nearly at an end. The Deputy
+Keeper acknowledges “with extreme satisfaction
+the receipt of communications made
+to Lord Langdale from the Lords Commissioners
+of Your Majesty’s Treasury, intimating
+that their Lordships propose to commence
+the building of the Repository so emphatically
+urged by his Lordship the Master of the
+Rolls, and so long desired; the site thereof
+to be the Rolls Estate, and the Building to be
+comprehended within the boundaries of such
+Estate, the said site being in all respects the
+best and most convenient which the metropolis
+affords.”</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>A MIGHTIER HUNTER THAN NIMROD.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>A great deal has been said about the
+prowess of Nimrod, in connexion with the
+chase, from the days of him of Babylon to
+those of the late Mr. Apperley of Shropshire;
+but we question whether, amongst all the
+sporting characters mentioned in ancient or
+modern story, there ever was so mighty a
+hunter as the gentleman whose sporting
+calendar now lies before us.<a id='r5'></a><a href='#f5' class='c007'><sup>[5]</sup></a> The annals of
+the chase, so far as we are acquainted with
+them, supply no such instances of familiar
+intimacy with Lions, Elephants, Hippopotami,
+Rhinoceroses, Serpents, Crocodiles, and other
+furious animals, with which the human species
+in general is not very forward in cultivating
+an acquaintance.</p>
+
+<div class='footnote' id='f5'>
+<p class='c005'><a href='#r5'>5</a>. A Hunter’s Life in South Africa. By R. Gordon
+Cumming, Esq., of Altyre.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>Mr. Cumming had exhausted the Deer
+forests of his native Scotland; he had sighed
+for the rolling prairies and rocky mountains
+of the Far West, and was tied down to
+military routine as a Mounted Rifleman in
+the Cape Colony, when he determined to
+resign his commission into the hands of
+Government, and himself to the delights of
+hunting amidst the untrodden plains and
+forests of Southern Africa. Having provided
+himself with waggons to travel and live in,
+with bullocks to draw them, and with a host of
+attendants; a sufficiency of arms, horses, dogs,
+and ammunition, he set out from Graham’s-Town,
+in October 1843. From that period
+his hunting adventures extended over five
+years, during which time he penetrated from
+various points and in various directions from
+his starting-place in lat. 33 down to lat. 20,
+and passed through districts upon which no
+European foot ever before trod; regions
+where the wildest of wild animals abound—nothing
+less serving Mr. Cumming’s ardent
+purpose.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>A lion story in the early part of his book
+will introduce this fearless hunter-author
+to our readers better than the most elaborate
+dissection of his character. He is
+approaching Colesberg, the northernmost
+military station belonging to the Cape Colony.
+He is on a trusty steed, which he calls also
+“Colesberg.” Two of his attendants on horseback
+are with him. “Suddenly,” says the
+author, “I observed a number of vultures
+seated on the plain about a quarter of a mile
+ahead of us, and close beside them stood a huge
+lioness, consuming a blesblok which she had
+killed. She was assisted in her repast by about
+a dozen jackals, which were feasting along with
+her in the most friendly and confidential manner.
+Directing my followers’ attention to the
+spot, I remarked, ‘I see the lion;’ to which
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_400'>400</span>they replied, ‘Whar? whar? Yah! Almagtig!
+dat is he;’ and instantly reining in their
+steeds and wheeling about, they pressed their
+heels to their horses’ sides, and were preparing
+to betake themselves to flight. I asked
+them, what they were going to do? To which
+they answered, ‘We have not yet placed caps
+on our rifles.’ This was true; but while this
+short conversation was passing, the lioness
+had observed us. Raising her full round face,
+she overhauled us for a few seconds and then
+set off at a smart canter towards a range of
+mountains some miles to the northward; the
+whole troop of jackals also started off in
+another direction; there was, therefore, no
+time to think of caps. The first move was to
+bring her to bay, and not a second was to be
+lost. Spurring my good and lively steed, and
+shouting to my men to follow, I flew across
+the plain, and, being fortunately mounted on
+Colesberg, the flower of my stud, I gained
+upon her at every stride. This was to me a
+joyful moment, and I at once made up my
+mind that she or I must die.” The lioness
+soon after “suddenly pulled up, and sat on her
+haunches like a dog, with her back towards
+me, not even deigning to look round. She
+then appeared to say to herself, ‘Does this
+fellow know who he is after?’ Having thus
+sat for half a minute, as if involved in thought,
+she sprang to her feet, and facing about, stood
+looking at me for a few seconds, moving her
+tail slowly from side to side, showing her
+teeth, and growling fiercely. She next made
+a short run forwards, making a loud, rumbling
+noise like thunder. This she did to intimidate
+me; but, finding that I did not flinch an inch,
+nor seem to heed her hostile demonstrations,
+she quietly stretched out her massive arms,
+and lay down on the grass. My Hottentots
+now coming up, we all three dismounted, and
+drawing our rifles from their holsters, we
+looked to see if the powder was up in the
+nipples, and put on our caps. While this
+was doing, the lioness sat up, and showed
+evident symptoms of uneasiness. She looked
+first at us, and then behind her, as if to see if
+the coast were clear; after which she made a
+short run towards us, uttering her deep-drawn
+murderous growls. Having secured
+the three horses to one another by their
+<a id='t400'></a>reins, we led them on as if we intended to
+pass her, in the hope of obtaining a broadside;
+but this she carefully avoided to expose, presenting
+only her full front. I had given
+Stofolus my Moore rifle, with orders to shoot
+her if she should spring upon me, but on no
+account to fire before me. Kleinboy was to
+stand ready to hand me my Purdey rifle, in
+case the two-grooved Dixon should not prove
+sufficient. My men as yet had been steady,
+but they were in a precious stew, their faces
+having assumed a ghastly paleness; and I had
+a painful feeling that I could place no reliance
+on them. Now, then, for it, neck or nothing!
+She is within sixty yards of us, and she keeps
+advancing. We turned the horses’ tails to
+her. I knelt on one side, and, taking a steady
+aim at her breast, let fly. The ball cracked
+loudly on her tawny hide, and crippled her in
+the shoulder; upon which she charged with
+an appalling roar, and in the twinkling of an
+eye she was in the midst of us. At this
+moment Stofolus’s rifle exploded in his hand,
+and Kleinboy, whom I had ordered to stand
+ready by me, danced about like a duck in a
+gale of wind. The lioness sprang upon
+Colesberg, and fearfully lacerated his ribs and
+haunches with her horrid teeth and claws;
+the worst wound was on his haunch, which
+exhibited a sickening, yawning gash, more
+than twelve inches long, almost laying bare
+the very bone. I was very cool and steady,
+and did not feel in the least degree nervous,
+having fortunately great confidence in my
+own shooting; but I must confess, when the
+whole affair was over, I felt that it was a very
+awful situation, and attended with extreme
+peril, as I had no friend with me on whom I
+could rely. When the lioness sprang on
+Colesberg, I stood out from the horses, ready
+with my second barrel for the first chance she
+should give me of a clear shot. This she
+quickly did; for, seemingly satisfied with
+the revenge she had now taken, she quitted
+Colesberg, and, slewing her tail to one side,
+trotted sulkily past within a few paces of me,
+taking one step to the left. I pitched my
+rifle to my shoulder, and in another second
+the lioness was stretched on the plain a lifeless
+corpse.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>This is, however, but a harmless adventure
+compared with a subsequent escapade—not
+with one, but with six lions. It was the
+hunter’s habit to lay wait near the drinking-places
+of these animals, concealed in a hole
+dug for the purpose. In such a place on the
+occasion in question, Mr. Cumming—having
+left one of three rhinoceroses he had previously
+killed as a bait—ensconsed himself.
+Such a savage festival as that which introduced
+the adventure, has never before, we
+believe, been introduced through the medium
+of the softest English and the finest hot-pressed
+paper to the notice of the civilised
+public. “Soon after twilight,” the author relates,
+“I went down to my hole with Kleinboy
+and two natives, who lay concealed in another
+hole, with Wolf and Boxer ready to slip, in
+the event of wounding a lion. On reaching
+the water I looked towards the carcase of the
+rhinoceros, and, to my astonishment, I beheld
+the ground alive with large creatures, as
+though a troop of zebras were approaching
+the fountain to drink. Kleinboy remarked
+to me that a troop of zebras were standing on
+the height. I answered, ‘Yes;’ but I knew
+very well that zebras would not be capering
+around the carcase of a rhinoceros. I quickly
+arranged my blankets, pillow, and guns in the
+hole, and then lay down to feast my eyes on
+the interesting sight before me. It was bright
+moonlight, as clear as I need wish, and within
+one night of being full moon. There were six
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_401'>401</span>large lions, about twelve or fifteen hyænas,
+and from twenty to thirty jackals, feasting on
+and around the carcases of the three rhinoceroses.
+The lions feasted peacefully, but the
+hyænas and jackals fought over every mouthful,
+and chased one another round and round
+the carcases, growling, laughing, screeching,
+chattering, and howling without any intermission.
+The hyænas did not seem afraid of
+the lions, although they always gave way
+before them; for I observed that they followed
+them in the most disrespectful manner, and
+stood laughing, one or two on either side, when
+any lions came after their comrades to examine
+pieces of skin or bones which they were
+dragging away. I had lain watching this
+banquet for about three hours, in the strong
+hope that, when the lions had feasted, they
+would come and drink. Two black and two
+white rhinoceroses had made their appearance,
+but, scared by the smell of the blood, they
+had made off. At length the lions seemed
+satisfied. They all walked about with their
+heads up, and seemed to be thinking about
+the water; and in two minutes one of them
+turned his face towards me, and came on;
+he was immediately followed by a second lion,
+and in half a minute by the remaining four.
+It was a decided and general move, they were
+all coming to drink right bang in my face,
+within fifteen yards of me.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The hunters were presently discovered.
+“An old lioness, who seemed to take the lead,
+had detected me, and, with her head high and
+her eyes fixed full upon me, she was coming
+slowly round the corner of the little vley to
+cultivate further my acquaintance! This unfortunate
+coincidence put a stop at once to all
+further contemplation. I thought, in my
+haste, that it was perhaps most prudent to
+shoot this lioness, especially as none of the
+others had noticed me. I accordingly moved
+my arm and covered her; she saw me move
+and halted, exposing a full broadside. I fired;
+the ball entered one shoulder, and passed out
+behind the other. She bounded forward with
+repeated growls, and was followed by her five
+comrades all enveloped in a cloud of dust;
+nor did they stop until they had reached the
+cover behind me, except one old gentleman,
+who halted and looked back for a few seconds,
+when I fired, but the ball went high. I
+listened anxiously for some sound to denote
+the approaching end of the lioness; nor
+listened in vain. I heard her growling and
+stationary, as if dying. In one minute her
+comrades crossed the vley a little below me,
+and made towards the rhinoceros. I then
+slipped Wolf and Boxer on her scent, and,
+following them into the cover, I found her
+lying dead.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Mr. Cumming’s adventures with elephants
+are no less thrilling. He had selected for the
+aim of his murderous rifle two huge female
+elephants from a herd. “Two of the troop
+had walked slowly past at about sixty yards,
+and the one which I had selected was feeding
+with two others on a thorny tree before me.
+My hand was now as steady as the rock on
+which it rested, so, taking a deliberate aim, I
+let fly at her head, a little behind the eye.
+She got it hard and sharp, just where I aimed,
+but it did not seem to affect her much. Uttering
+a loud cry, she wheeled about, when I
+gave her the second ball, close behind the
+shoulder. All the elephants uttered a strange
+rumbling noise, and made off in a line to the
+northward at a brisk ambling pace, their huge
+fanlike ears flapping in the ratio of their
+speed. I did not wait to load, but ran back
+to the hillock to obtain a view. On gaining its
+summit, the guides pointed out the elephants;
+they were standing in a grove of shady trees,
+but the wounded one was some distance
+behind with another elephant, doubtless its
+particular friend, who was endeavouring to
+assist it. These elephants had probably never
+before heard the report of a gun; and having
+neither seen nor smelt me, they were unaware
+of the presence of man, and did not seem
+inclined to go any further. Presently my
+men hove in sight, bringing the dogs; and
+when these came up, I waited some time
+before commencing the attack, that the dogs
+and horses might recover their wind. We
+then rode slowly towards the elephants, and
+had advanced within two hundred yards of
+them, when, the ground being open, they
+observed us, and made off in an easterly
+direction; but the wounded one immediately
+dropped astern, and next moment she was
+surrounded by the dogs, which, barking angrily,
+seemed to engross her attention. Having
+placed myself between her and the retreating
+troop, I dismounted, to fire within forty yards
+of her, in open ground. Colesberg was extremely
+afraid of the elephants, and gave me
+much trouble, jerking my arm when I tried
+to fire. At length I let fly; but, on endeavouring
+to regain my saddle, Colesberg declined
+to allow me to mount; and when I
+tried to lead him, and run for it, he only
+backed towards the wounded elephant. At
+this moment I heard another elephant close
+behind; and on looking about I beheld the
+‘friend,’ with uplifted trunk, charging down
+upon me at top speed, shrilly trumpeting,
+and following an old black pointer named
+Schwart, that was perfectly deaf, and trotted
+along before the enraged elephant quite unaware
+of what was behind him. I felt certain
+that she would have either me or my horse.
+I, however, determined not to relinquish my
+steed, but to hold on by the bridle. My men,
+who of course kept at a safe distance, stood
+aghast with their mouths open, and for a few
+seconds my position was certainly not an
+enviable one. Fortunately, however, the dogs
+took off the attention of the elephants; and
+just as they were upon me I managed to
+spring into the saddle, where I was safe. As
+I turned my back to mount, the elephants
+were so very near, that I really expected to
+feel one of their trunks lay hold of me. I rode
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_402'>402</span>up to Kleinboy for my double-barrelled two-grooved
+rifle: he and Isaac were pale and
+almost speechless with fright. Returning to
+the charge, I was soon once more alongside,
+and, firing from the saddle, I sent another
+brace of bullets into the wounded elephant.
+Colesberg was extremely unsteady, and
+destroyed the correctness of my aim. The
+‘friend’ now seemed resolved to do some mischief,
+and charged me furiously, pursuing me
+to a distance of several hundred yards. I
+therefore deemed it proper to give her a gentle
+hint to act less officiously, and accordingly,
+having loaded, I approached within thirty
+yards, and gave it her sharp, right and left,
+behind the shoulder; upon which she at once
+made off with drooping trunk, evidently with
+a mortal wound. Two more shots finished
+her: on receiving them she tossed her trunk
+up and down two or three times, and falling
+on her broadside against a thorny tree,
+which yielded like grass before her enormous
+weight, she uttered a deep hoarse cry and
+expired.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Mr. Cumming’s exploits in the water are
+no less exciting than his land adventures.
+Here is an account of his victory over a
+hippopotamus, on the banks of the Limpopo
+river, near the northernmost extremity of his
+journeyings.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“There were four of them, three cows and
+an old bull; they stood in the middle of the
+river, and, though alarmed, did not appear
+aware of the extent of the impending danger.
+I took the sea-cow next me, and with my first
+ball I gave her a mortal wound, knocking
+loose a great plate on the top of her skull.
+She at once commenced plunging round and
+round, and then occasionally remained still,
+sitting for a few minutes on the same spot.
+On hearing the report of my rifle two of the
+others took up stream, and the fourth dashed
+down the river; they trotted along, like oxen,
+at a smart pace as long as the water was
+shallow. I was now in a state of very great
+anxiety about my wounded sea-cow, for I
+feared that she would get down into deep
+water, and be lost like the last one; her
+struggles were still carrying her down stream,
+and the water was becoming deeper. To
+settle the matter I accordingly fired a second
+shot from the bank, which, entering the roof
+of her skull, passed out through her eye; she
+then kept continually splashing round and
+round in a circle in the middle of the river. I
+had great fears of the crocodiles, and I did
+not know that the sea-cow might not attack
+me. My anxiety to secure her, however,
+overcame all hesitation; so, divesting myself
+of my leathers, and armed with a sharp knife,
+I dashed into the water, which at first took
+me up to my arm-pits, but in the middle was
+shallower. As I approached Behemoth her
+eye looked very wicked. I halted for a moment,
+ready to dive under the water if she
+attacked me, but she was stunned, and did
+not know what she was doing; so, running
+in upon her, and seizing her short tail, I
+attempted to incline her course to land. It
+was extraordinary what enormous strength
+she still had in the water. I could not guide
+her in the slightest, and she continued to
+splash, and plunge, and blow, and make her
+circular course, carrying me along with her as
+if I was a fly on her tail. Finding her tail
+gave me but a poor hold, as the only means of
+securing my prey, I took out my knife, and
+cutting two deep parallel incisions through
+the skin on her rump, and lifting this skin
+from the flesh, so that I could get in my two
+hands, I made use of this as a handle, and
+after some desperate hard work, sometimes
+pushing and sometimes pulling, the sea-cow
+continuing her circular course all the time
+and I holding on at her rump like grim Death,
+eventually I succeeded in bringing this gigantic
+and most powerful animal to the bank.
+Here the Bushman quickly brought me a
+stout buffalo-rheim from my horse’s neck,
+which I passed through the opening in the
+thick skin, and moored Behemoth to a tree.
+I then took my rifle, and sent a ball through
+the centre of her head, and she was numbered
+with the dead.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>There is nothing in “Waterton’s Wanderings,”
+or in the “Adventures of Baron Munchausen”
+more startling than this “Waltz
+with a Hippopotamus!”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>In the all-wise disposition of events, it is
+perhaps ordained that wild animals should be
+subdued by man to his use at the expense of
+such tortures as those described in the work
+before us. Mere amusement, therefore, is
+too light a motive for dealing such wounds
+and death Mr. Cumming owns to; but he had
+other motives,—besides a considerable profit
+he has reaped in trophies, ivory, fur, &#38;c., he
+has made in his book some valuable contributions
+to the natural history of the animals
+he wounded and slew.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>CHIPS.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c001'>
+ <div>A MARRIAGE IN ST. PETERSBURG.</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>A fair Correspondent supplies us with the
+following “Chip” from St. Petersburg:—</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>In England we used to think the marriage
+ceremony, with all its solemn adjuncts, an impressive
+affair; but it is child’s play when
+compared with the elaborate formalities of a
+Russian wedding. In England, the bride,
+though a principal, is a passive object; but in
+Russia she has, before and at the ceremony, to
+undergo as much physical fatigue and exertion
+as a prima donna who has to tear through
+a violent opera, making every demonstration
+of the most passionate grief. But you shall
+hear how they manage on these occasions.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The housekeeper of Mons. A., who has
+been in his service for eighteen years, and
+consequently no very youthful bride, took it
+into her head to marry a shoemaker, who,
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_403'>403</span>like his intended, is not remarkable for his
+personal beauty. Friday was fixed for the
+happy day, and about two in the afternoon I
+caught sight of the bride, weeping and wailing
+in a most doleful manner. I saw or heard
+no more of her till six in the evening, when
+she appeared in Mad. A.’s room, attired for
+the ceremony. Her dress was of dark silk,
+(she not being allowed to wear white, in consequence
+of some early indiscretions,) with a
+wreath of white roses round her head, and a
+long white veil, which almost enveloped her.
+She sobbed, howled, went off into hysterics,
+and fainted; I felt excessively sorry for her,
+but did all my soothing in vain, for she refused
+to be comforted. As soon as she became
+calm, we all assembled in the drawing-room,
+and Mons. A.’s godson, a little fellow of
+five years old, entered the room first, bearing
+the patron saint, St. Nicholas, then came the
+bride, followed by her train of female friends.
+She knelt down before Mons. and Mad. A.,
+and they each in turn held the image over her
+head, saying they blessed her, and hoped she
+would “go to her happiness.” She kissed their
+feet frantically; and they then assisted her up,
+kissed her, and she was conducted weeping
+to the carriage.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>On arriving at the church about half-past
+seven we were met by friends of the bridegroom,
+who stood at one end of the church,
+surrounded by his family, and every now and
+then casting anxious and tender looks at the
+beloved one, who was again howling and sobbing
+like a mad woman. I thought how
+painful it must be for him, poor man, to witness
+such distress, and wondered why she
+should marry any one for whom she manifested
+so much dislike. After administering restoratives,
+she became calmer, and the priests appeared—when
+off she went again into a fit of
+hysterics more sudden, though not so violent
+as her previous performances; but, this time,
+was soon restored, and the ceremony commenced.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>One priest stood at the altar, and two others
+at a kind of table or reading-desk at some
+distance. The un-happy couple were placed
+beside each other, behind the priests, who commenced
+chaunting the service in beautiful
+style. The bride and bridegroom held each a
+lighted wax taper in their hand; a little more
+chaunting, and rings were exchanged; more
+chaunting, and then a small piece of carpet was
+brought, upon which they both stood; two
+crowns were then presented to them, and after
+they had kissed the saint upon them, these
+were held over their heads by the bridesmen.
+More chaunting; then there was wine brought,
+which they were obliged to drink, first he and
+then she; they made three sups of it, though,
+at first, there appeared only about a wine-glassful;
+after this the Priest took hold of
+them and walked them round the church
+three times, the bridegroom’s man following
+holding the crowns over their heads to the
+best of his ability; but he fell short of his
+duty, for the bridegroom was rather tall and
+his man rather short: hence there was some
+difficulty and slight awkwardness in this part
+of the proceedings; then followed a kind of
+exhortation, delivered in a very impressive
+manner by the senior Priest. After this,
+they proceeded to the altar, prostrated themselves
+before it, kissing the ground with
+great apparent fervour; then all the saints
+on the wall were kissed, and lastly the whole
+of the party assembled. We then adjourned
+to the carriages, and after a quick ride soon
+found ourselves at home.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Here Monsieur and Madame A. performed
+the part of <i><span lang="fr">Père et Mère</span></i>, met the bridal party,
+carrying the black bread and salt which is
+always given on such occasions. This was, with
+some words—a blessing, of course—waved over
+the heads of the newly married couple, who
+were on their knees kissing most vehemently
+the feet of their <i><span lang="fr">Père et Mère</span></i>. After this ceremony,
+which means “May you never want
+the good here offered you,” they arose,
+and again the kissing mania came upon the
+whole party with greater vehemence than
+ever. Nothing was heard for some time but
+the sound of lips; at length a calm came, and
+with it champagne, in which every one of
+them drank “Long life and happiness to the
+newly-wed pair,” all striking their glasses till
+I thought there would be a universal smash,
+so violently were they carried away by their
+enthusiasm; then came chocolate, and lastly
+fruit.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>As soon as the feasting was over, the dancing
+commenced with a Polonaise; the steward, a
+great man in the house, leading off the bride,
+who by this time had forgotten all her
+sorrows. About twenty couple followed, and
+away they went, through one room, out at
+another, until they had made the whole
+circuit of the apartments.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>We left them at half-past eleven, but they
+kept up the fun till five in the morning, when
+they conducted the happy pair to their
+dwelling.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Upon my expressing pity for the bride, and
+also my astonishment why she married a
+man who appeared so very repugnant to her,
+I learnt that she would not be considered
+either a good wife or a good woman unless
+she was led to the altar in a shower-bath of
+tears; in fact, in Russia, the more tears a
+woman sheds, the better her husband likes
+her!</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>A NEW JOINT-STOCK PANDEMONIUM COMPANY.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>Gaming without risk, certainty in chance,
+Fortune showering her favours out of the
+dice-box, are promised by the promoters of a
+New Joint-Stock Company just set on foot
+in Paris, the prospectus of which now lies
+before us. This is nothing less than a society
+for the propagation of gambling in San Francisco;
+“capital, one hundred and fifty thousand
+francs, in three hundred shares of five
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_404'>404</span>hundred francs each, provisionally registered
+on May 10, 1850. Chief Office, No. 17, Rue
+Vivienne.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The promoters of this precious <span class='sc'>Cercle
+de San Francisco</span> declare that certainty will
+be the issue of this notable scheme, the
+essence of which is hazard. “There never
+was,” they say, “an enterprise more sure of
+gain. Three years, with twelve dividends,
+paid once a quarter, will produce enormous
+results. These have been accurately tested
+by the most conscientious (?) calculations,
+based on the produce of the German gaming-houses,
+and we have ascertained that each
+share of five hundred francs will yield an
+annual dividend of three thousand francs over
+and above interest at six per cent!”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The future House itself is thus painted in
+bright perspective:—“A fine house of wood,
+of two stories, with a magnificent coffee-room
+on the ground floor; a vast saloon on the
+first-floor for two roulette-tables; on the
+second, apartments for the manager, the
+servants; and the officers; the whole completely
+furnished, with all necessary appurtenances
+for warming and lighting. Tables,
+implements, counters, iron coffers for the
+specie, &#38;c., are to be immediately exported
+by a sailing vessel. M. Mauduit, the manager,
+will accompany these immense munitions, together
+with subordinates of known probity.
+M. Charles, chief-of-the-play at Aix, in Savoy,
+is to follow, as director of the expedition, at
+the end of October, by steamer. It is expected
+that preparations will be complete, so
+as to open the Cercle in San Francisco on the
+31st December of this year.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Of all the bare-faced schemes that was ever
+presented to a French public, this is surely
+the most extravagant. There is nothing in
+<i>Jerome Patûrot</i> that equals it in impudence.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>YOUTH AND SUMMER.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>It is Summer. Day is now at its longest,
+the season at its brightest; and the heat
+comes down through the glowing heavens—broiling
+the sons of labour, but whitening the
+fields for the harvest. Like hapless Semele,
+consumed by the splendours of her divine
+lover, Earth seems about to perish beneath
+the ardent glances of the God of Day. The
+sun comes bowling from the Tropics to visit
+the Hyperboreans. The strange phenomenon
+of the Polar day—when for six months he
+keeps careering through the sky, without a
+single rising or setting, rolling like a fiery ball
+along the edge of the horizon, glittering like a
+thousand diamonds on the fields of ice—is
+now melting the snows that hide the lichens,
+the rein-deer’s food; and, quivering down
+through the azure shallows of the Greenland
+coast, infuses the fire of love and the lust for
+roaming into the “scaly myriads” of the
+herring tribe.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>On ourselves, the Summer sun is shining,
+glowing—robing in gold the declining days of
+July, and taking her starry jewels from the
+crown of Night—nay, lifting the diadem from
+her sable brow, and invading the skies of midnight
+with his lingering beams. Oh, what a
+glory in those evening skies! The sun, just set,
+brings out the summits of the far-off hills
+sharp and black against his amber light:
+Nature is dreaming; yonder sea is calm as if
+it had never known a storm. It is the hour
+of Reverie: old memories, half-forgotten
+poetry, come floating like dreams into the soul.
+We wander in thought to the lonely Greek
+Isle, where Juan and Haidee are roaming
+with encircling arms upon the silvery sands,
+or gaze in love’s reverie from the deserted
+banquet-room upon the slumbering waters of
+the Ægean. We see the mariner resting on
+his oars within the shadow of Ætna, and
+hear the “Ave Sanctissima” rising in solemn
+cadence from the waveless sea. We stand
+beneath the lovely skies of Italy—we rest on
+the woody slopes of the Apennines, where the
+bell of some distant convent is proclaiming
+sundown, and the vesper hymn floats on the
+rosy stillness, a vocal prayer.</p>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c008'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Ave Maria! blessed be the hour,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>The time, the clime, the spot where I so oft</div>
+ <div class='line'>Have felt that moment in its fullest power</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>Sink o’er the earth so beautiful and soft;</div>
+ <div class='line'>While swung the deep bell in the distant tower,</div>
+ <div class='line in2'>And the faint dying day-hymn stole aloft;</div>
+ <div class='line'>While not a breath stole through the rosy air,</div>
+ <div class='line'>And yet the forest leaves seem’d stirr’d with prayer!”</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>Study is impossible in the Summer evenings—those
+long, clear, mellow nights, when the
+Evening Star hangs like a diamond lamp in
+the amber skies of the West, and the hushed
+air seems waiting for serenades. The very
+charm of our Study is then our ruin. Whenever
+we lift our eyes from the page, we
+look clear away, as from a lofty turret, upon
+the ever-shifting glories of sunset, where far-off
+mountains form the magic horizon, and a
+wide arm of the sea sleeps calmly between,
+reflecting the skyey splendours. Our heart is
+not in our task. There is a vague yearning
+within us, for happiness more ethereal than
+any we have yet beheld, a happiness which
+the eye cannot figure, which only the soul can
+feel—it is the Spirit dreaming of its immortal
+home. Now and then we pause—the beauty
+without, half-unconsciously fixes upon itself
+our dreamy gaze.</p>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c008'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“Oh, Summer night!</div>
+ <div class='line'>So soft and bright!”</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>That air, that lovely serenade of Donizetti’s,
+seems floating in the room. A sweet voice is
+singing it in my ear, in my heart. Ah, those
+old times! I think of the hour when first I
+heard that strain, and of the fair creature
+singing it—with the twilight shadows around
+us, and her lip, that might have tempted an
+Angel, curling, half-proudly, half-kindly, as
+“upon entreaty” she resumed the strain.
+I fall into deeper reverie as I recollect it
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_405'>405</span>all—those evenings of entrancement, those
+days of boyish pain and jealousy. And ever
+the melody comes floating in through my
+brain, yet without attracting my thoughts—a
+strain of sweetest sounds accompanying
+the dissolving views which are dreamily, perpetually,
+forming and changing, gathering and
+dispersing, before my mind’s eye, like the
+rose-clouds of sunset. Those shapes are too
+ethereal for the mind to grasp them. Is it a
+Juno-like form, beneath the skies and amid
+the flowers of Summer—with Zephyr playing
+among her golden curls, as she lifts from her
+neck a hair-chain to yield it to the suit of
+love! Or is it a zigzag path on a hill-side—a
+steed backing on a precipice—a lovely girl on
+the green bank, clinging to her preserver—sinking,
+swooning, quivering from that vision
+of sudden death! Who shall daguerreotype
+those airy shapes? We feel their presence
+rather than know their form, and the instant
+we try to see what we are seeing, they are
+gone!</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>We are no bad risers in the morning, but
+we never saw the sun rise on Midsummerday
+but once. It is many years ago, yet we
+remember it as vividly as if it had been this
+morning. It was from the summit of the
+Calton Hill, the unfinished Acropolis, the
+still-born ruin of Modern Athens. The
+whole sky in the south and west, opposite
+to where the sun was about to appear,
+was suffused from the horizon to the zenith
+with a deep pink or rose hue; and in the
+midst, spanning the heavens, stood a magnificent
+Rainbow! A symbol of peace in
+a sea of blood! There lay the palatial
+edifices of the New Town, white and still in
+the hush of early morning, and high above them
+and around them rose that strange emblem of
+mercy amid judgment. Such an apparition
+might fitly have filled the skies of the Cities
+of the Plain on that woeful morn, the last the
+blessed sun ever rose upon them;—ere amid
+mutterings in the earth and thunders in the
+clouds, the volcano awoke from its sleep, and
+the red lava poured from its sources of fire—when
+clouds of stones and ashes, falling,
+falling, falling, gathered deeper and deeper
+above the Plain, and the descending lightnings
+set fire to the thousand founts of
+naphtha bubbling up from their subterranean
+reservoirs—when a whirlwind of flame shot
+up against the face of the sky, like the last
+blasphemy of a godless world; and with a
+hollow groaning, the sinking, convulsed earth
+hid the scene of pollution and wrath beneath
+the ever mournful-looking waters of the Dead
+Sea. The skies of night and morning are
+familiar to me as those of day, but never but
+that once did that Heavenly Spectre meet my
+eye.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>As I reached the northern brow of the hill,
+it wanted but a minute or two of sunrise; in
+a few seconds a new Day would dawn—a
+flake would separate itself from the infinite
+Future, and be born into the world. I stood
+awaiting the Incarnation of Time. A flapping
+wing broke on the solemn stillness. Two
+rooks rose slowly from the ground, where
+they had been preying upon the tenants of
+the turf. Below me, to the east and north,
+spread out the waters of the Firth of Forth—not
+a billow breaking against its rocky
+islets—its broad expanse of the colour of
+lead, sombre and waveless, like the lifeless
+waters of the Asphaltite Sea; while, toiling
+like an imp of darkness, a small steam-boat
+tore up its leaden-like surface, disappearing
+behind the house-tops of Leith. The spirits
+of night seemed hurrying to their dens, to
+escape the golden arrows of the God of Day.
+In the bowery gardens below me, the birds
+began an overture as the curtain of the Dawn
+was lifting. At length the sun shot up into
+the sky; then seemed to pause for some time,
+his lower limb resting on the dark sea, his
+upper almost touching a bank of overhanging
+cloud. Pale tremulous rays, like
+those of the aurora borealis, darted laterally
+from the orb, shooting quiveringly along the
+sky, and returning: the waves of light were
+ebbing and flowing on the sands of Night.
+The sea and the slopes of the Calton still lay
+in the dull hues of dawn; but a strange
+cold sun-gleam which one felt instinctively
+would be short-lived, glittered around me
+on the crest of the hill, and on the white
+stone monuments that crown it as with a
+diadem. Foremost and loftiest rose the
+noble columns of the National Monument,
+even in their imperfection the most Grecian
+of British edifices, standing aloft like the
+ruins of Minerva’s temple on the bluff Cape
+of Sunium, visible from afar to mariners
+entering the romantic Bay of the Forth.
+The glitter which now tinged them with gold
+was bright and brief as the national fervour
+which gave them birth. In a few minutes
+the sun passed up behind the bank of
+cloud, and nothing remained of his beams
+but a golden streak on the far edge of the
+waters.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Fair Summer has come, and the ocean wooes
+us. Breaking her ward, she has leapt like a
+lovely Bacchante to our arms; while men who
+have been “sighing like furnace” for her, and
+chiding the dull delay of her coming, now
+fly from her embraces into the sea—plunge
+into the haunts of the Nereids. In what
+“infernal machines” do they go a-wooing!
+And yet they appear to have every confidence
+in their natural powers of attraction;
+the Nereids run no danger of being deceived
+as to the <i>physique</i> of their human admirers.
+Queer fishes some of them are certainly!
+Only look at yon big fat old fellow, for all
+the world like a skinned porpoise, floundering
+and blowing in the shallows like a
+stranded whale! while another more modest
+animal, of like dimensions, floats like
+cork or blubber in deep water, thumping
+energetically with leg and arm, and hides
+obesity in a cataract of foam. Yonder, over
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_406'>406</span>the clear blue depths, breasting at his ease
+the flood, goes the long steady stroke of the
+practised swimmer—an animal half-amphibious,
+seen at times afar off, lifting on the
+crest of a wave a mile at sea. With laugh and
+splutter a band of juveniles rub their heads
+with water in the most approved manner,
+as if they were a set of old topers afraid of
+apoplexy; or with whoop and hollo engage in
+a water-combat, or in a race in bunting that
+reminds one of running in sacks; while a
+still younger member of the human family
+roars lustily as he clings to his pitiless
+nurse’s neck, or emerges half-suffocated from
+the prescriptive thrice-repeated dip. Yet
+there is something gladsome in the flash of
+the waters around the sportive bathers, and
+in the glancing glitter of the sun-beams on
+the ivory-like arms that are swaying to and
+fro upon the blue waters. It speaks of
+Summer; and that of itself awakens gladness.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>As we look upon the earth in a glorious
+summer-day, we feel as if all nature loved us,
+and that a spirit within is answering to the
+loving call of the outer world. We feel as if
+<i>caressed</i> by the beauty floating around—as if
+the mission of nature were to delight us. And
+it is so. It was to be a joy for Man that this
+glorious world sprang out of Chaos, and it
+was to enjoy it that we were gifted with our
+many senses of beauty. How narrow the
+enjoyment of the body to the domain of the
+spirit! The possessions and enjoyments of
+man consist less in the acres we can win from
+our fellows, than in the wide universe around
+us. Creature-comforts are unequally divided,
+but the charm of existence, the joy that rays
+from all nature, are the property of all. Who
+can set a price upon the colours of the rose
+or the hues of sunset? Yet, would the
+Vernon Gallery be an adequate exchange?
+Water and air, prime necessaries of physical
+life, are not more free to all, than is its best
+and highest food everywhere accessible to
+the spirit. What we want is, to rub the dust
+of the earth off our souls, and let them mirror
+the beauty of the universe. What we want
+is, to open the nature within to the nature
+without—to clear the mind from ignorance,
+the heart from prejudice. We must learn to
+see things as they are—to find beauty in
+nature, love in man, good everywhere; not to
+shut our eyes or look through a distorting
+medium. We scramble for the crumbs of
+worldly success, and too often have neglected
+the higher delights that are free to our taking.
+Like the groveller in the Pilgrim’s Progress,
+we rake amid straws on the ground, when a
+crown of joy is ready to descend upon us if
+we will only look up. We turn aside the
+river from its bed, and toil in the sand for
+golden dust, destroying happiness in the search
+for its symbol, and forget that the world itself
+may be made golden, that the art of the
+Alchemist may be ours. The true sunshine
+of life is in the heart. It is there that
+the smile is born that makes the light
+of life, the rosy smile that makes the world
+of beauty, and keeps life sweet—the smile
+that “makes a summer where darkness else
+would be.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>We are in one of the pretty lanes of
+England. The smoke of a great city is beginning
+to curl up into the morning skies, but
+the sounds of that wakening Babylon cannot
+reach us in our green seclusion. As we step
+along lightly, cheerily, in the cool sunlight,
+hark to the glad voices of children; and lo! a
+cottage-home, sweeter-looking than any we
+have yet passed. Honeysuckles and jessamine
+wreathe the wooden trellis of the porch with
+verdure and flowers. In those flowers the
+early bee is hanging and humming, birds are
+chirping aloft, and cherubs are singing below.
+An urchin, with his yellow curls half-blinding
+his big blue eyes, sits on the sunny gravelwalk,
+playing with a frisky, red-collared
+kitten. On the steps of the door, beneath the
+shade of the trellis-work, sit two girls, a
+lapful of white roses before them, which
+they are gathering into a bouquet, or sticking
+into each other’s hair. What are they
+singing?</p>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c008'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Come, come, come! Oh, the merry Summer morn!</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>From dewy slumbers breaking,</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>Birds and flowers are waking.</div>
+ <div class='line'>Come, come, come! and leave our beds forlorn!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Hark, hark, hark! I hear our playmates call!</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>Hurrah! for merry rambles!</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>Morn is the time for gambols.</div>
+ <div class='line'>Yes, yes, yes! Let’s go a-roving all!</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>Haste, haste, haste! To woodland dells away!</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>There flowers for us are springing,</div>
+ <div class='line in6'>And little birds are singing—</div>
+ <div class='line'>“Come, come, come! Good-morrow! come away!”</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>A wiseacre lately remarked, as a proof of
+the <i>sober sense</i> of the age, that no one now sang
+about the happiness of childhood! <i>Sombre</i>
+sense, he should have said,—if he misused the
+word “sense” at all. No happiness,—nay, no
+peculiar happiness in childhood! Does he
+mean to maintain that we get happier as we
+get older?—that life, at the age of Methuselah,
+is as joyous as at fifteen? Has novelty,
+which charms in all the details of existence,
+no charm in existence itself? Is suspicion—that
+infallible growth of years, that baneful
+result of knowledge of the world—no damper
+on happiness? Is innocence nothing? Is <i>ennui</i>
+known to the young? No, no!</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Youth is the summer of life; it is the very
+heyday of joy,—the poetry of existence. Youth
+beholds everything through a golden medium,—through
+the prism of fancy, not in the glass
+of reason; in the rose hue of idealism, not
+the naked forms that we call reality.</p>
+
+<div class='lg-container-b c008'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>“All that’s bright must fade,</div>
+ <div class='line'>The brightest still the fleetest!”</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>We have but to look around us and within
+us to see the sad truth exemplified. Summer
+is fading with its roses—Youth vanishes
+with its dreams. “Passing away” is written
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_407'>407</span>on all things earthly. Yet “a thing of beauty
+is a joy for ever.” We have a compensating
+faculty, which gives immortality to the mortal
+in the cells of memory; the joys of which
+Time has robbed us still live on in perennial
+youth. Nay, more, they live unmarred by
+the sorrows that in actual life grow up
+along with them. As the colours of fancy
+fade from the Present, they gather in brighter
+radiance around the Past. We conserve the
+roses of Summer—let us embalm the memories
+of Youth.</p>
+
+<div class='chapter'>
+ <h2 class='c003'>THE POWER OF SMALL BEGINNINGS.</h2>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c004'>A grim Lion obstructs the paths of ardent
+Benevolence in its desire to lessen the monster
+evils of society, and constantly roars “Impossible!
+Impossible!” Well-disposed Affluence
+surveys the encroaching waves of destitution
+and crime as they roll onwards, spreading their
+dark waters over the face of society, and
+folds its hands in powerless despair,—a despair
+created by a false notion of the inefficacy of
+individual or limited action. “Who can stem
+such a tide?” it exclaims; “we must have
+some great comprehensive system. Without
+that, single efforts are useless.”</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Upon this untrue and timid premise many
+a purse is closed, many a generous impulse
+checked. It is never remembered that all
+great facts, for evil or for good, are an aggregate
+of small details, and must be grappled
+with <i>in</i> detail. Every one who hath and to
+spare, has it in his power to do some good and
+to check some evil; and if all those to whom
+the ability is given were to do their part, the
+great “Comprehensive System” which is so
+much prayed for would arrange itself. The
+hand of Charity is nowhere so open as in this
+country; but is often paralysed for the want
+of being well directed.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Of what individual energy can accomplish
+in a very limited sphere, we can now afford a
+practical instance. What a single individual
+in energetic earnest has effected in the “Devil’s
+Acre,” described in a former number,<a id='r6'></a><a href='#f6' class='c007'><sup>[6]</sup></a> can be
+done by any other single individual in any
+other sink of vice and iniquity, in every other
+part of the globe.</p>
+
+<div class='footnote' id='f6'>
+<p class='c005'><a href='#r6'>6</a>. At page 297.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>In the spring of 1848 the attention of
+Mr. Walker, the Westminster Missionary of
+the City Mission, was called to the necessity
+of applying some remedy to the alarming vice
+and destitution that prevailed amongst a
+large section of a densely peopled community,
+whose future prospects seemed to be totally
+neglected. A vast mass of convicted felons,
+and vagrants, who had given themselves up
+as entirely lost to human society, and whose
+ambition was solely how they could attain the
+skill of being the most accomplished burglars,
+congregate upon the “Devil’s Acre.” Most
+of these degraded youths were strangers to all
+religious and moral impressions—destitute of
+any ostensible means of obtaining an honest
+livelihood, and having no provision made for
+them when sent from prison. They had no
+alternative but again resorting to begging or
+stealing for a miserable existence; and not
+only they themselves being exposed to all the
+contaminating influences of bad example, and
+literally perishing for lack of knowledge, but
+also leading others astray—such as boys from
+nine to twelve years of age, whom, in a short
+time, they would train as clever in vice as
+themselves, and make them useful in their
+daily avocations.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Nearly ten years’ experience in visiting their
+haunts of misery and crime, and entering into
+friendly conversation with them, taught Mr.
+Walker that punishment acted with but little
+effect as a check upon criminal offenders; and
+it was thought more worthy of the Christian
+philanthropists to set on foot a system of improvement,
+which should change the habits
+and elevate the character of this degraded
+part of our population,—a system which should
+rescue them from the haunts of infamy, instil
+into their minds the principles of religion and
+morality, and train them to honest and industrious
+occupations. With these great objects
+in view, a scheme of training was commenced
+which has since flourished. <i>One lad</i> was
+selected from the Ragged School, fed, and
+lodged, as an experiment. The boy had been
+a thief and vagrant for several years, was
+driven from his home through the ill-usage
+of a step-grandfather: the only clothing he
+possessed was an old tattered coat, and part
+of a pair of trousers, and these one complete
+mass of filth. After five months’ training,
+through the kindness of Lord Ashley, he
+was accepted as an emigrant to Australia.
+Finding he was successful, his joy and gratitude
+were unbounded. A short time before
+he embarked, he said, “If ever I should be
+possessed of a farm, it shall be called Lord
+Ashley’s Farm. I shall never forget the
+Ragged Schools; for if it had not been for
+it, instead of going to Australia with a good
+character, I should have been sent to some
+other colony loaded with chains.” He has
+since been heard of as being in a respectable
+situation, conducting himself with the strictest
+propriety.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Being successful in reclaiming one, Mr.
+Walker was encouraged to select six more from
+the same Ragged School, varying from the age
+of fifteen to nineteen years; although at the
+time it was not known where a shilling could
+be obtained towards their support, he was
+encouraged to persevere. A small room was
+taken at two shillings per week; a truss of
+straw was purchased, and a poor woman was
+kind enough to give two old rugs, which was
+the only covering for the six. They were content
+to live on a small portion of bread and
+dripping per day, and attend the Ragged
+School; at last an old sack was bought for
+the straw, and a piece of carpet, in addition to
+the two rugs, to cover them. One of them
+<span class='pageno' id='Page_408'>408</span>was heard to say one night, while absolutely
+enjoying this wretched accommodation, “Now,
+are we not comfortable?—should we not be
+thankful? How many poor families there are
+who have not such good beds to lie on!” One
+of those he addressed, aged nineteen years, had
+not known the comfort of such a bed for upwards
+of three years, having slept during that
+time in an empty cellar. Five of those lads
+are now in Australia, and the other—who had
+been the leader of a gang of thieves for several
+years—is now a consistent member and communicant
+in the Church, and fills a responsible
+situation in England.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>When the experiment was in this condition,
+a benevolent lady not only contributed largely
+towards the support of the inmates, but also
+recommended her friends to follow her example.
+A larger room was taken; the lady
+ordered beds and bedding to be immediately
+purchased: the merits of the system became
+more publicly known; two additional rooms
+were taken, and ultimately the whole premises
+converted into a public institution,
+known as the Westminster Ragged Dormitory,
+and particularly alluded to in the article before
+mentioned.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>Since its establishment, there have been
+one hundred and sixty-three applications.
+Seventy-six have been admitted from the
+streets; thirteen from various prisons, recommended
+by the Chaplains; twenty-three did
+not complete their probation; four were dismissed
+for misconduct; three absconded after
+completing their probation; five were dismissed
+for want of funds; two restored to their
+friends; two are filling situations in England;
+fifteen emigrated to Australia; five to the
+United States; and thirty are at present in
+the Institution.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>The expense at which fifty-four young persons
+were thus, between April 1848 and May
+1850, rescued from perdition, has been
+376<i>l.</i> 16<i>s.</i> 3<i>d.</i>, which took two years to
+collect and disburse. More than double
+the number of cases presented themselves
+than could be admitted, and five were obliged
+to be hurled back into crime and want after
+admission, for want of funds. We mention
+this to show what might have been done, had
+Mr. Walker’s efforts been seconded with anything
+like liberality.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>As a specimen of the sort of stuff the
+promoters of this humble Institution had to
+work upon, we add the “case” of a couple of
+the inmates which was privately communicated
+to us. We shall call the boys Borley
+and Pole.</p>
+
+<p class='c005'>“R. Borley, 14 years of age, born in Kent
+Street, Borough; never knew his father; his
+mother died two years ago; she lived by
+hawking. Since her death he has lived by
+begging, sometimes got a parcel to carry at
+the Railway Station; also got jobs to carry
+baskets and hold horses at the Borough
+Market; when he had money, lodged in low
+lodging-houses, near the London Docks and
+in the Mint in the Borough. The most money
+he ever got in one day was 9<i>d.</i> He has been
+in the habit of attending the different markets
+in London. He has been weeks together
+without ever being in a bed; he generally
+slept about the markets, in passages, under
+arches, and in carts. He had no shirt for the
+last twelve months, no cap, no shoes; an old
+jacket and a pair of trousers were his only
+covering; sometimes two days without food,
+and when he had food, seldom anything but
+dry bread; sometimes in such a state of
+hunger, that he has been compelled to eat
+raw vegetables, this was the case when he
+took the fever; he had been lying out in the
+streets for some nights; he was in such a
+weak state that he dropped down in the
+streets. A gentleman lifted him up, took him
+to a shop and gave him some bread and cheese,
+afterwards took him to a magistrate, who sent
+him to the workhouse, where it was found the
+poor boy had fever, and was immediately sent
+to the fever hospital. When brought to Pear
+Street yesterday, he was not a little surprised
+to find the boy Pole in the school; he would
+not have known him but for his speech, so
+much had he improved in appearance. Pole
+had lived in the lodging-houses with him.
+He said he has cause to remember Pole. On
+one occasion he was Pole’s bedfellow, they
+were both in a most destitute state for want of
+clothing; neither of them had a shirt, but of
+the two, Borley had the best trousers; when
+he rose in the morning Pole was off and had
+put on Borley’s trousers, leaving behind him a
+pair that had but one leg, and that was in rags;
+although yesterday was their first meeting after
+this robbery, still it was a very happy one!
+They congratulated each other at the good
+fortune of being received into such an Institution.
+Borley tells me that Pole was a dreadful
+thief. He stole wherever he could; he
+brought the articles he stole to the lodging-house
+keepers, who bought them readily. So
+notorious did Pole become, that before
+morning he would have stolen the article he
+had sold or anything else, and sold it to
+another lodging-house keeper. Thus he went
+on until he could scarce get lodgings either in
+the Borough or Whitechapel. Since Pole
+has been in Pear Street, he has never shown
+anything but a desire to do what is right.
+Borley is an interesting lad, and will do well.”</p>
+
+<div class='lg-container-l'>
+ <div class='linegroup'>
+ <div class='group'>
+ <div class='line'>May 16, 1850.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class='c005'>One Mr. Walker, who would begin, as he
+did, with one wretched boy in each metropolitan
+district, and in each town throughout
+Great Britain, would do more to reduce poor’s
+rates, county rates, police rates—to supersede
+“great penal experiments,” and to diminish
+enormous judicial and penal expenditure,
+than all the political economists and “great
+system” doctors in the world. But the main
+thing is to begin at the cradle. It is many
+millions of times more hopeful to prevent,
+than to cure.</p>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c001'>
+ <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_409'>409</span><span class='small'>Published at the Office, No 16, Wellington Street North, Strand. Printed by <span class='sc'>Bradbury &#38; Evans</span>, Whitefriars, London.</span></div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class='pbb'>
+ <hr class='pb c009'>
+</div>
+<div class='tnotes x-ebookmaker'>
+
+<div class='chapter ph2'>
+
+<div class='nf-center-c0'>
+<div class='nf-center c010'>
+ <div>TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+
+<table class='table0'>
+ <tr>
+ <th class='c011'>Page</th>
+ <th class='c011'>Changed from</th>
+ <th class='c012'>Changed to</th>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class='c013'><a href='#t400'>400</a></td>
+ <td class='c014'>rheims, we led them on as if we intended to</td>
+ <td class='c015'>reins, we led them on as if we intended to</td>
+ </tr>
+</table>
+
+ <ul class='ul_1'>
+ <li>Fixed typos; non-standard spelling and dialect retained.
+
+ </li>
+ <li>Renumbered footnotes.
+ </li>
+ </ul>
+
+</div>
+
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