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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 77709 ***
+
+
+
+
+ QUEER PEOPLE
+
+[Illustration: A NOTE-FORGER’S DEN.]
+
+
+
+
+ QUEER PEOPLE
+
+ BY
+ BASIL THOMSON
+
+ HODDER AND STOUGHTON
+ LIMITED LONDON
+
+
+
+
+ Printed in Great Britain by T. and A. CONSTABLE LTD.
+ at the Edinburgh University Press
+
+
+
+
+ TO
+
+ MY COLLEAGUES
+
+ WHOSE TACT AND UNSELFISH DEVOTION
+
+ AVERTED MANY DANGERS
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+
+My readers will be divided between those who think that I have not told
+enough, that I have told too much, and that I had better have told
+nothing at all. I bow my head to them all.
+
+The list of those to whom my thanks are due is too long to set out in a
+preface. It would include the names of my admirable staff, of sailors,
+soldiers, and civilians of many countries besides our own in almost
+every walk of life and even of a few of our late enemies. No drama, no
+film story yet written has been so enthralling as our daily repertory
+on the dimly-lighted stage set in a corner of the granite building in
+Westminster. In a century after we, with our war-weariness, are dead
+and gone the Great War will be a quarry for tales of adventure, of high
+endeavour, and of splendid achievement: when that time comes even some
+of the humbler actors who play their part in these pages may be seen
+through a haze of romance.
+
+My thanks are due to Mr. Milward R. K. Burge for permission to use his
+verses on the Hôtel Majestic during the Peace Conference.
+
+ B. T.
+
+ LONDON, 1922.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+ CHAPTER I
+ PAGE
+
+ THE DETECTIVE IN REAL LIFE 1
+
+ CHAPTER II
+
+ THE IMAGINATIVE LIAR 10
+
+ CHAPTER III
+
+ THE LURE OF SOMETHING FOR NOTHING 22
+
+ CHAPTER IV
+
+ THE FIRST DAYS 33
+
+ CHAPTER V
+
+ THE SPECIAL BRANCH 47
+
+ CHAPTER VI
+
+ WAR CRIMES 62
+
+ CHAPTER VII
+
+ THE GERMANS AND THE IRISH 75
+
+ CHAPTER VIII
+
+ THE CASEMENT CASE 86
+
+ CHAPTER IX
+
+ STRANGE SIDE SHOWS 97
+
+ CHAPTER X
+
+ THE GERMAN SPY 117
+
+ CHAPTER XI
+
+ MÜLLER AND OTHERS 130
+
+ CHAPTER XII
+
+ THE HIRELING SPY 144
+
+ CHAPTER XIII
+
+ THE LAST EXECUTIONS 155
+
+ CHAPTER XIV
+
+ SOME AMERICANS 174
+
+ CHAPTER XV
+
+ WOMEN SPIES 181
+
+ CHAPTER XVI
+
+ CURIOUS VISITORS 192
+
+ CHAPTER XVII
+
+ THE END OF RASPUTIN 204
+
+ CHAPTER XVIII
+
+ RECRUITS FOR THE ENEMY 213
+
+ CHAPTER XIX
+
+ THE DECLINE OF MORALE 225
+
+ CHAPTER XX
+
+ THE BOGUS PRINCESS 236
+
+ CHAPTER XXI
+
+ FOOTNOTES TO THE PEACE CONFERENCE 246
+
+ CHAPTER XXII
+
+ THE ROYAL UNEMPLOYED 252
+
+ CHAPTER XXIII
+
+ UNREST AT HOME 262
+
+ CHAPTER XXIV
+
+ OUR COMMUNISTS 279
+
+ CHAPTER XXV
+
+ THE RETURN TO SANITY 303
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+THE DETECTIVE IN REAL LIFE
+
+
+If I were asked what were the best qualifications for a detective I
+should say to be a jack-of-all-trades and a master of none. That,
+perhaps, is because I happen to be an indifferent jack-of-all-trades
+myself, and I cannot remember any smattering that I acquired in distant
+corners of the earth that did not come in useful at Scotland Yard.
+
+Other countries try to make specialists of their detectives. They would
+have them know chemistry, surgery, and mineralogy; they would have
+them competent to appraise the value of jewels, to judge the time a
+corpse has been dead, or how long a footprint has been impressed upon
+damp earth. They forget that there is a specialist round every corner,
+and that a detective who knows his work knows also where to find a
+jeweller or a doctor or skilled mechanic who will give him a far better
+opinion than his own. All that they succeed in doing is to furnish a
+very alluring laboratory for the edification of visitors and saddle
+themselves with a host of theorists who make a very poor show by the
+test of the statistics of discovered crime.
+
+Real life is quite unlike detective fiction; in fact, in detective work
+fiction is stranger than truth. Mr. Sherlock Holmes, to whom I take
+off my hat with a silent prayer that he may never appear in the flesh,
+worked by induction, but not, so far as I am able to judge, by the
+only method which gets home, namely, organisation and hard work. He
+consumed vast quantities of drugs and tobacco. I do not know how much
+his admirable achievements owed to these, but I do know that if we at
+Scotland Yard had faithfully copied his processes we should have ended
+by fastening upon a distinguished statesman or high dignitary of the
+Church the guilt of some revolting crime.
+
+The detection of crime consists in good organisation, hard work,
+and luck, in about equal proportions: when the third ingredient
+predominates the detective is very successful indeed. Among many
+hundred examples the Voisin murder at the end of 1917 may be cited.
+The murderer had cut off the head and hands of his victim in the hope
+that identification would be impossible, and he chose the night of an
+air-raid for his crime because the victim might be expected to have
+left London in a panic; but he had forgotten a little unobtrusive
+laundry mark on her clothing, and by this he was found, convicted,
+and executed. That was both luck and organisation. Scotland Yard has
+the enormous advantage over Mr. Sherlock Holmes in that it has an
+organisation which can scour every pawnshop, every laundry, every
+public-house, and even every lodging-house in the huge area of London
+within a couple of hours.
+
+I took charge of the Criminal Investigation Department in June 1913.
+The late Sir Melville Macnaghten, my predecessor, who wrote his
+reminiscences, held the view that the proper function of the head
+of the C.I.D. was to help and encourage his men but not to hamper
+them with interference. He had an astonishing memory both for faces
+and for names: he could tell you every detail about a ten-year-old
+crime, the names of the victim, the perpetrator, and every important
+witness, and, what was more useful, the official career of every one
+of his seven hundred men and his qualifications and ability. Unlike
+my predecessors, I had already a wide acquaintance among criminals,
+chiefly those of the professional class. To read their records was
+to me like looking at crime through the big end of the telescope. At
+Dartmoor I had 1200 of them, nearly all professionals with anything
+from one to thirty previous convictions. There were Scotsmen, Irishmen,
+Welshmen, and Englishmen, with a good sprinkling of foreigners, some of
+whom had come to England when their own countries had become too hot
+to hold them. When you read of crime in the magazines or the detective
+novels it is nearly always murder. You have to be in charge of a prison
+in order to realise that the murderer is rarely a criminal by nature
+at all. But for the grace of God he is just you and I, only more
+unlucky. For the real criminal you have to go to the crimes against
+property. Most murders are committed without any deep-laid plot,
+whereas the professional thief or forger or fraud has carefully planned
+his depredations before he sets out to commit them: the murderer is
+repentant, and is planning only how he can earn an honest living
+after he is discharged; the others are thinking out schemes for fresh
+adventures.
+
+Criminal investigation was not quite what I expected to find it. The
+Department was well organised, though perhaps a little rusty in the
+hinges. The danger of centralisation had been realised long before.
+London had been divided into twenty-one divisions, each with a Criminal
+Investigation staff whose business it was to know everything about its
+portion of the huge city. These divisional staffs dealt with all the
+ordinary crime that occurred in the division: it was only the graver
+crimes or those that were spread over several divisions that were taken
+up by the staff of the Central Office. In such cases it was usual to
+detach a Chief Inspector to take charge of the inquiry. Every day we
+received a thick bundle of forms in which every crime, however small,
+committed in London during the previous twenty-four hours was reported.
+The graver of these formed the subject of a separate report, and there
+was the excellent practice of making a detailed report upon every
+suspected crime as soon as it occurred, because one could never tell
+into what it might develop.
+
+The Criminal Investigation Department at Scotland Yard is not
+responsible for the crimes committed out of London, but by an
+arrangement with the Home Office a Chief Constable may ask the
+Department for help to unravel any serious crime committed in his area
+without any cost to the local authority. That this permission is not
+always acted on is due less to the very natural _amour propre_ of the
+local force than to the difficulty in determining what difficulties
+lie ahead. The larger cities have, moreover, efficient detective
+organisations of their own: most of them have sent men to be trained
+in the Detective Classes at New Scotland Yard; these have greatly
+distinguished themselves in the examinations.
+
+The training of detectives was almost entirely legal and, as far as it
+went, it was admirably done. It was essential that they should know
+the rudiments of the Criminal Law as well as the procedure of the
+Criminal Courts, otherwise they were bound, sooner or later, to commit
+some solecism that would incur the comments of the Judge. But on its
+practical side their education was neglected. Very few were craftsmen,
+and if it came to making an exhaustive search of a house they might
+be expected to look conscientiously in all the obvious places and make
+no search for such hiding-places as a short board in the floor or the
+space behind the wainscot; probably none of them had ever watched
+a house in the course of erection. It is only by experience and by
+failure that real proficiency in the matter of searching is acquired.
+Nor were they taught any uniform method of description. The average
+police description was a very colourless document, for in any crowd one
+might find a dozen men with a ‘fresh complexion, blue eyes, brown hair,
+oval face, and medium height.’ Such matters as peculiarities of gait
+and speech were very often omitted. They did not always know the trade
+names of articles of clothing or plate or jewellery, nor could they
+distinguish between real stones and pearls and their counterfeits. The
+more intelligent picked up these things by experience, but the others
+did not. Many of them seemed to me to be unimaginative in the matter of
+observation; at any rate, they seemed seldom to follow a man without
+his becoming aware of it. On the other hand, they were admirable when
+it came to dealing with the public. Their courtesy never failed, and
+naturally it brought them much help from the people living in their
+locality.
+
+I soon found that the London detectives were naturally divided into two
+classes, the detective and the ‘thief-catcher.’ The latter belonged to
+the class of honest, painstaking policeman without sufficient education
+to pass examinations for promotion, but who made up for this deficiency
+by his intimate knowledge of the rougher class of criminals, his habits
+and his haunts, and by personal acquaintance with the pickpockets
+themselves, who had the same regard for him as a naughty little boy
+has for a strict and just schoolmaster. The ‘thief-catcher’ has no
+animus against the people he has to watch. He keeps his eye upon them
+warily, as the keeper at the Zoo keeps his eye upon the Polar bears,
+and when it comes to business he arrests them impartially without
+rancour and without indulgence. This explained what I had never been
+able to understand in prison--how the convicted criminal seldom bears
+malice against the detective who brought him to justice provided he
+thinks that he was treated fairly. ‘The man was only doing his dooty,’
+he says. The danger of over-educating your detective is that little
+by little you will eliminate the ‘thief-catcher,’ for whom there is
+a very definite place in the scheme. I remember one whose zeal had
+communicated itself to his wife. At that time we were overwhelmed
+with complaints about pickpockets at the stopping-places of the
+’buses in the crowded hours. They would take part in the rush to get
+in, crowding on with the other passengers and relieving them of the
+contents of their pockets; if they were disappointed of a place, they
+fell back and waited for the next ’bus to continue their business. If
+they saw any one eyeing them they would mount the ’bus until they came
+to a stopping-place where they thought they would be more free from
+observation. My ‘thief-catcher’ was a rather conspicuous person, and
+when he appeared on the scene the pickpockets would melt away. He could
+not be everywhere at once, but he used to make a sort of ‘’busman’s
+holiday’ of his days off duty and go out with his wife. She mounted
+the ’bus with a gaping handbag, which was as effective a bait for a
+pickpocket as roast pork is for a shark; the pickpocket followed, and
+just behind him went the husband to take him into custody in the very
+act. It must have been a quite exciting sport for both.
+
+Every now and then the ‘thief-catcher’ would show a rare gleam of
+imagination. I remember the case of a man who was expected to pledge
+a stolen watch. It was impossible to search him until he did, because
+if he had not got the watch in his possession he would ‘have the law
+on you.’ The suspect vapoured about the railings of St. Mary Abbot’s
+church, watched from the kerbstone by John Barker’s, where people are
+always waiting for the motor-’bus. There was a pawnshop at the corner.
+Suddenly he formed a resolution and walked quickly across the street to
+the pawnshop, but the ‘thief-catcher’ was too quick for him. Flinging
+off his coat as he went, he plunged into the shop, dashed behind the
+counter, and received the suspect in his shirt-sleeves, resting on
+his knuckles in the conventional style, and asked him what he could
+do for him. ‘What will you give me on this?’ said the man, producing
+the watch. ‘Come along to the police station and I’ll tell you, and I
+caution you that anything you say may be used in evidence against you
+at your trial.’ I have no doubt that the suspect said something which
+was not fit to use in evidence when he realised what a trap he had
+fallen into.
+
+In one respect the Central Office was very much alive. Besides its
+admirable system of identification by finger prints, elaborated by
+Sir Edward Henry, the Commissioner, a system since adopted by the
+whole civilised world, it had a very complete and practical method of
+record-keeping.
+
+The late Dr. Mercier was responsible for the fallacy that there was
+an almost invariable tendency on the part of criminals to repeat the
+method in which they had been successful on a former enterprise. But a
+glance at criminal histories shows that Dr. Mercier’s theory was only
+partly true. Most of the practitioners vary their methods according to
+local conditions. You will find the blackmailer taking an occasional
+hand in a burglary; a pickpocket indulging in shop-lifting; an area
+thief boldly breaking in through the front door. All that can be said
+is that a man who has successfully poisoned a dog in one case is more
+likely than another man to do the same again. The only successful
+organisation in detecting crime must have method, industry, and local
+knowledge, and I found all these strongly cultivated at New Scotland
+Yard.
+
+The London thief is preternaturally quick in detecting that he is being
+followed. Even if he is not quite sure, he will adopt the expedient of
+turning sharp on his heel and walking for fifty yards in the opposite
+direction before resuming his journey, and during that fifty yards
+his sharp eyes have taken a mental photograph of every person he has
+passed. In really big affairs he will pay a confederate to follow him
+at a distance, taking note of any other follower remotely resembling
+a policeman. The tubes are very useful to him. He books for a long
+journey, sits near the door, and slips out at the next station just
+before the gates of the car are slammed and there is no time for the
+policeman to alight, and having thus shaken him off, he sets off for
+his real destination. Four well-known thieves tried this device once
+with a pair of detectives in attendance. All went well up to the point
+of slamming the gate, and then things began to go wrong. The detectives
+had the gate reopened. The lift was one of those that are operated by
+a liftman standing at the bottom, and as it went aloft the detective
+explained the position to the liftman. Something went wrong with that
+lift: it stuck half-way for quite five minutes--time enough for the
+detectives to climb the stairs and summon uniformed policemen to man
+the gates on the level of the street. The feelings of the trapped rat
+who sees a group of terriers waiting for the wirework door of his cage
+to be opened must have descended upon the spirits of those four thieves
+when their cage rose at length to the surface.
+
+Every now and then a detective would display real initiative in keeping
+observation. In quiet suburban roads a loitering man would at once
+bring a face to every window in the street. To keep watch upon a house
+there must be some excuse. In one case the detective became a jobbing
+gardener and undertook to clip the hedges and weed the paths of the
+house opposite, and if he took a long time over the job, that is quite
+in accordance with the habits of jobbing gardeners; in another, attired
+in suitable clothing and armed with pick-axes, two detectives proceeded
+to dig up the roadway. Their leisurely method of work must have
+convinced the bystanders that they were genuine employés of the Borough
+Surveyor.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+THE IMAGINATIVE LIAR
+
+
+During the War there was an outbreak of what the Americans call
+‘congenital lying,’ but which might better be termed ‘adolescent lying’
+on the part of young persons. We all know the young girl who tells
+fibs, and in normal times she would probably be spanked and sent to
+bed without her supper, but in war-time any story, however wild, was
+accepted.
+
+One afternoon during the first year of the War I received an urgent
+request from a Chief Constable in the Midlands for help in a case of
+great difficulty. The family of a doctor in good practice had been
+upset by receiving a series of outrageous letters and postcards signed
+by a lady’s maid who had lately gone to another situation. While she
+had been with them she was a quiet and respectable person, and yet her
+letters could have been written only by a woman of vicious and depraved
+character. They came in all sorts of ways. Sometimes they were pushed
+under the front door; sometimes they were thrown in through an open
+window and, though the front door was put under police observation and
+no one was seen to come to it, they were dropped into the letter-box at
+intervals of three hours.
+
+And then the house itself became bewitched. The mistress would put down
+her bunch of keys on the kitchen dresser for a moment, and a wicked
+fairy whisked them away. The cook would put a pound of butter into
+the larder: it vanished. The house-maid lost her pen and ink, the
+doctor his comb, and the whole house was ransacked from top to bottom
+without recovering any of these things. It is a most harassing thing
+for a doctor in a busy practice to come home to a house which has been
+bewitched by wicked fairies.
+
+There was nothing to go upon except the bundle of letters, which
+certainly bore out the description which the Chief Constable had given
+of them. I suppose that Mr. Sherlock Holmes would have taken another
+injection of cocaine and smoked three or four pipes over them before
+he sat himself down to analyse the ink and examine the paper under a
+powerful lens. The Detective Inspector to whom I entrusted the case did
+none of these things. He asked for the bundle of letters and took the
+next train. I thought that the case might take him a week, but it took
+him exactly two hours. When he returned next day he gave the following
+account of his proceedings.
+
+On the way down in the train he read through the letters and made a
+note of every word that had been misspelt. There were seventeen. He
+then composed a piece of dictation which took in the seventeen words.
+It must have been like composing an acrostic. On his arrival at the
+house he summoned the entire household--the doctor, his wife, the
+children, and the five servants--into the dining-room and, adopting
+the business-like procedure of the village schoolmaster, he served
+out paper and pens. When all were seated comfortably at the table he
+cleared his throat and gave them a piece of dictation. All entered into
+the spirit of the thing--all except one, and she made no sign. At the
+end of twenty minutes the pens ceased to scratch, and the copies were
+handed in. They did not take him long to run through. After a brief
+inspection he detained the mistress and the ‘tweeny’ and dismissed
+the others. He then said that he would like the mistress to take him
+up to the ‘tweeny’s’ sleeping quarters with the girl herself. In her
+room was a locked box. The ‘tweeny’ had lost the key, but when he
+talked of breaking it open the key was suddenly discovered. In the
+box were writing materials identical with those of the incriminatory
+letters, and then after a little pressing the girl burst into tears
+and made a clean breast of it. She did not like the ex-lady’s maid;
+she did like to see the whole household in a flutter. She began with
+the letters, and when she saw these beginning to lose their effect she
+became the wicked fairy with the keys and the butter-pats. Some people
+are surprised that children of sixteen can write horrible letters, but
+experience has shown that this is quite a common aspect of adolescent
+lying.
+
+The spy mania was a godsend to the adolescent liar. A lady in a large
+house in Kensington came one day in great distress to say that her
+little maid had been kidnapped by masked men in a black motor-car and
+carried off to some unknown destination in the suburbs, apparently with
+the intention of extorting information from her; but fortunately, with
+a resource of which her mistress had found no evidence in her domestic
+duties, she had escaped from them and returned the next morning. The
+mistress thought that we ought to lose no time in catching these masked
+miscreants and their black motor-car. The girl’s story was certainly
+arresting. It had been her evening out, and while coming away from
+listening to the band in Hyde Park a tall, dark man (these men are
+always tall and dark) had stopped her and had said, ‘You have got to
+come with me. You are wanted for the Cause.’ She refused. He had then
+given a peculiar whistle (these men always give a peculiar whistle)
+and two other tall, dark men had emerged from the darkness and laid
+hold upon her.
+
+‘What were the policemen doing all this time? Didn’t you cry out?’
+
+‘All the men wore masks and that frightened me so that I did not dare
+to cry out. Two of them took me, one on each side, and led me out to
+the cab-stand. There I saw a dark motor-car with the blinds down. They
+pushed me into it and shut the door, and then the car started and drove
+at terrible speed with no lights.’
+
+‘No lights? But the police would have stopped it.’
+
+‘Well, I didn’t see any lights. It all looked black.’
+
+‘Which way did you go?’
+
+‘Oh, we passed down Kensington High Street and away into the country,
+but I was too frightened to notice the direction.’
+
+‘And then?’
+
+‘Then we got to a large house standing in a garden. It was all black.
+We stopped at the front door, and I heard one of them say, “Where shall
+we put her?” and the other said, “Into the black room.” They took me
+out of the car and down a passage, and pushed me into a black room with
+no light and locked the door. I heard them whispering and consulting,
+and I thought they were going to kill me.’
+
+‘Well, and then what happened?’
+
+‘Nothing, sir. I stayed on in the room for quite a long time, and then
+I went to the window and found I could get out.’
+
+‘And then?’
+
+‘Well, then I got out and came home.’
+
+‘How did you find your way?’
+
+‘Oh, I met a lady not far from the house, and she told me how to get
+home.’
+
+‘But it must have taken you hours.’
+
+‘It did, sir. I didn’t get home till the morning.’
+
+The Inspector asked her whether the men had talked about spying. They
+had not. Why did she think they were spies? Because they wore masks
+and had a black motor-car. Also, I suppose, because they were tall and
+dark. He then took the mistress aside and said that he would like an
+opportunity of searching her box, because something she had said led
+him to think that there was only one man and he was not tall or dark.
+The key was produced, the box opened, and there on the top lay--a pair
+of soldier’s gloves. And then the whole story was dragged out of her.
+He was in khaki, he had no confederates and no motor-car, but he was
+soft-spoken and the poor fellow was just going off to the Front. That
+cleared up the mystery.
+
+In 1915, when the spy mania was at its height, a little general
+servant, aged sixteen and fresh from the country, threw her master and
+mistress into an almost hysterical state by her revelations. One day
+the mistress found her in the kitchen writing cabalistic signs on a
+sheet of paper. The girl explained that this was part of a dreadful
+secret, and when pressed a little, confided to her that she had become
+a sort of bond-slave of a German master-spy named ‘E. M.’, who had
+employed her to make a plan of the Bristol Channel, and had taught her
+to operate an extraordinary signalling engine called the ‘Maxione.’
+She said that she was in terror of her life, that the spy would come
+and tap at the kitchen window, that he had a powerful green motor-car
+waiting round the corner in which he would whisk her off to operate the
+‘Maxione’ and the red lights, without which the submarines lying in
+wait in the Bristol Channel would not be able to do their fell work.
+When she saw that her master and mistress swallowed her story she began
+to enlarge upon it. She introduced into it a mythical girl friend, a
+sort of Mrs. Harris, in whose name she wrote to herself in a disguised
+handwriting, and this girl friend gave her a great deal of good advice,
+such as:
+
+ ‘Trust in E. M. no longer. Really I believe he _is_ a spy.’
+
+This girl went on to say that in the course of a motor-ride she had
+taken documents out of his pocket which she recognised as containing a
+plan for blowing up Tilbury Docks. She also produced letters from the
+spy himself--impassioned love-letters which contained gems like the
+following:
+
+ ‘Herr von Scheuaquasha will pay you £50 for one tapping of the red
+ light, the X signal of the seventh line, the universal plug and the
+ signalling. The staff of the Kaiser Wilhelm will pay you greatly, and
+ you will be rewarded for the rest of your life. You will be mentioned
+ in all the German head papers as the heroine of a brave act and
+ heroic deed. I have a home in Germany and two servants awaiting your
+ arrival. A valet shall wait on you, darling. You shall be driven in
+ a smart car, you shall enjoy all the luxury possible for soul of man
+ on the face of the Globe to bestow on a maid in the hand of marriage.
+ I have an income of £500 a month. We shall live by Berlin honoured
+ and welcomed through Germany and Germany’s people. For the sake of
+ those who love, which I am sure, you would sacrifice your country for
+ my sake. Your excommunication of the language known in England will
+ be brought before the Kaiser, and for saving his people you shall be
+ forgiven for your English blood. If I was certain that I had English
+ blood in my veins I would go to the West Indies to be gnawed by a
+ lion.’
+
+From this it may be inferred that the German master-spy was not a
+Fellow of the Zoological Society. In another letter E. M. reproached
+her for not keeping an appointment:
+
+ ‘You have ruined me and yourself by not coming out. There is yet
+ plenty of time. Our men cannot get the messages through, and even if
+ it was switched half-way it would be well. Germany must have their
+ report, and I shall again try for you sooner or later.’
+
+The letters from the spy were in code, but those from the girl friend
+were _en clair_. Gradually the volume of correspondence grew until
+it became a formidable bundle. The master and mistress confided in a
+sensible friend, who passed the whole matter over to the authorities.
+Some of the master-spy’s letters were amatory, but the love-making was
+indissolubly intertwined with strict business, only every now and then
+his admiration for her transcendent beauty would break loose. ‘But your
+beauty may enchant us.’
+
+The extraordinary part of this fraud was that the girl was quite
+uneducated, and had never been out of her native village, and yet she
+could fabricate different handwritings and make signs that distantly
+resembled Pitman’s shorthand. She had dotted all over her map sham
+chemical and mathematical symbols, and whenever she was cornered for an
+explanation she invented a new romance.
+
+[Illustration: THE PEARL NECKLACE STOLEN IN THE POST BETWEEN PARIS AND
+LONDON, JUNE, 1913. VALUED AT ABOUT £110.000.]
+
+She had reduced her mistress to such distress that she did not dare
+to leave the house, and therefore the police superintendent who was
+detailed to see her had to make a visit to the suburbs. There he found
+a simple, pleasant-faced country girl, the daughter of a labourer, who
+would have been supposed to have no knowledge of the world outside her
+native village. Her employers were in such a state of mind that it was
+decided to send her home to her mother. One of the curious points
+about her imagination was her power of inventing names upon the spot,
+which is a very rare quality even among practised liars. When pressed
+as to the name of the master-spy, without a moment’s thought she gave
+it as Eric Herfranz Mullard. When she was pressed to explain why the
+Germans were not able to operate their own machine, the ‘Maxione,’
+which she described as being a sort of collapsible framework of iron
+rods, quite portable, but 5 or 6 feet in height when extended, she said
+that the keys of the base, which flashed rays from the little lamps
+attached to the arms at the top, had to be worked with great speed with
+the fingers and the elbows as well, and she gave a demonstration on
+the dining-room table, which was so energetic that it must have left
+bruises on her elbows. The flashes were green and red, and could be
+seen for a distance of 150 miles. That was why one had to strike the
+keys so hard and, naturally, a German’s fingers were not likely to be
+so nimble as those of an English girl.
+
+The ages of from fourteen to eighteen have been so productive of
+trouble to the police that I have sometimes regretted that all girls
+between those ages are not safely put to sleep by the State and allowed
+to grow quietly and harmlessly into womanhood unseen by the world.
+Perhaps the legend of the ‘Sleeping Beauty’ may have been suggested
+by the pranks of adolescent liars in the dawn of the Christian era.
+How many hay-stacks have been set on fire by little farm servants? How
+many ghosts have been conjured up? How much paraffin has been thrown
+on ceilings to attract photographers for the daily Press, merely from
+an infantile desire to see the grown-ups buzzing about like a nest of
+disturbed wasps?
+
+But to return to pre-war memories. At the moment when I took charge of
+the Criminal Investigation Department the Central Office was busy over
+the robbery of the pearl necklace. A necklace valued at about £110,000
+had been dispatched from Paris to a London jeweller by registered post.
+The box was safely delivered with all the seals apparently intact,
+but the pearls were missing, and lumps of coal had been substituted
+for them. At first suspicion fell upon the French postal servants.
+Elaborate inquiries were made on both sides of the Channel, and it was
+established beyond a doubt that the wrapper and the seals were exactly
+in the condition in which the parcel was delivered for registration.
+There was no doubt whatever that they had been properly packed, and
+therefore somewhere there existed a counterfeit seal of the firm,
+which consisted of the initials ‘M. M.’ within an oval border. My
+first contribution to the case was to establish by experiment that a
+counterfeit seal could be made and used on melted sealing-wax within
+four minutes, and that therefore at some point in the parcel’s journey
+it would have been possible to break the seals, undo the wrappings,
+remove the pearls, and seal the parcel up again without the loss of a
+post. Gradually the police began to see daylight. Rumours fly in Hatton
+Garden, and it was not long before the names of X and Y and one or two
+others were whispered in connection with the robbery.
+
+Then began one of the most difficult cases of observation that I
+remember. No fox was ever more cunning in covering his tracks. The men
+had no reason to suspect that they were being followed, and yet they
+never relaxed their precautions for a moment. If they took a taxi to
+any rendezvous they gave a false destination, paid off the taxi and
+took another, sometimes repeating this process of mystification two
+or three times. If they met in Oxford Street to lunch together at an
+A.B.C. shop they would suddenly change their minds on the doorstep
+and go off to another, and all the while they had an aged discharged
+convict in their pay to shadow them and call their attention to any
+suspicious follower. I shall not tell here what devices the police
+adopted, but I will say that at the last, when every other kind of
+observation failed, we did adopt a new device which was successful.
+
+The object throughout had been to find a moment when one or other of
+the parties had the stolen pearls about his person, and when the day
+came for making the arrest, just as the four thieves were entering a
+tube station the police failed, because on that particular day they had
+left the necklace at home. They were detained, nevertheless, in order
+that a thorough search might be made of all their hiding-places. As
+it then turned out, the necklace was in the possession of the wife of
+one of them, and when the search became too hot and she feared a visit
+from the police she put the necklace into a Bryant & May matchbox and
+dropped it in the street. There it was found, without, however, its
+diamond clasp, which had been disposed of separately.
+
+It did not take the police long to unravel the details of the crime.
+They found the engraver who had innocently cut the false seal, and the
+office where the parcel had been opened. The thieves had arranged with
+the postman to bring the parcel to the office for three or four minutes
+before taking it on to deliver it. Whether the postman knew beforehand
+what they intended to do is uncertain. They expected to find diamonds,
+which were far more easily disposed of: when they found pearls, so
+large that in the trade each pearl had almost a history, they knew that
+they could not dispose of them and were at first for throwing them
+into the Thames. It may be judged that I was not an expert in precious
+stones when I say that I had the matchbox and its contents laid out on
+my table for quite half an hour before I was sure that the pearls were
+genuine. They looked, to my untutored eye, so yellow. We telephoned to
+the owner and the insurance agent. The owner fell upon the pearls as a
+man might fall upon some beloved and long-lost child whom he had never
+expected to see again in this world. I then told him jocularly of my
+doubts. ‘Yellow?’ he said, with genuine amazement, ‘Yellow? they are
+rose-colour.’
+
+Every now and then there was a sensational seizure at the house of a
+receiver of stolen property. In October 1913 a certain jeweller’s shop
+in Shaftesbury Avenue was raided and the contents were carried off to
+Bow Street, which resembled for some days an exhibition of wedding
+presents. It contained the proceeds of quite twenty known burglaries,
+and even then only one-third of the plate had been identified because
+it has been found by experience that in these days, when people insure
+their jewellery against burglary and draw the insurance money, they
+take little interest in bringing the thieves to justice. There is also
+the fact that things are stolen from a house sometimes for many months
+before they are missed. Some of the objects in this exhibition belonged
+to a Lady H----, and while she was going round she caught sight of a
+clock given to her by Lord Charles Beresford which she thought was
+still at home. Unclaimed stolen property is held by the police for a
+certain period and then disposed of by public auction.
+
+[Illustration: THE CONTENTS OF A RECEIVER’S SHOP WHICH CONTAINED THE
+PROCEEDS OF MORE THAN SIXTY BURGLARIES.]
+
+In 1913 there was an epidemic of safe-breaking. The capacity of the
+oxy-acetylene flame for cutting through steel plates appealed to the
+safe-breaker, who had long deplored the weight and inefficiency of the
+tools on which he had to rely for his livelihood. For years there has
+been a competition between the burglar and the safe-maker, and so far I
+believe the safe-maker has won.
+
+Two enterprising persons spent a Sunday afternoon in the summer of 1913
+in a certain office in Regent Street cutting a great hole in the safe
+with an oxy-acetylene apparatus, which they had transported to the
+house in a taxi-cab on the previous afternoon. Having secured their
+booty they left this very incriminating apparatus behind them.
+
+Not many weeks later the police were forewarned that an attempt would
+be made on a safe in a certain much frequented cinema hall, but here
+the burglars received a nervous shock. All went according to plan that
+Sunday afternoon. The street and the hall had the deserted Sunday look
+when, on a sudden, just as operations were beginning, from every corner
+sprang truncheoned men, and the burglars were caught in a trap.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+THE LURE OF SOMETHING FOR NOTHING
+
+
+The great business of transferring the contents of your neighbour’s
+pocket to your own is what more than nine-tenths of the world live
+upon. Society draws the line between what is legitimate and what
+is dishonest rather low down in the scale. A grocer may rob you by
+high prices but not by giving you short weight; a money-lender may
+fleece you by usury but not by picking your pocket; but I confess
+to a sneaking preference for the rogue who, without any pretence of
+respectability, preys upon your vanity or your cupidity and cheats you
+quite openly.
+
+The Spanish prisoner fraud has flourished for nearly half a century. It
+has the advantage over all other frauds in costing practically nothing
+for stock-in-trade, and incurring no risk whatever to the practitioner.
+All he needs is a little stationery, a few postage stamps, and the
+names and addresses of farmers in Scotland and England. The farmer
+receives a letter with the Valencia postmark from a Spanish colonel
+now languishing in prison on account of the part he played in a
+revolutionary conspiracy.
+
+ ‘MY DEAR SIR AND RELATIVE’ (it begins),--‘Having not the honour to
+ know you personally but only for the good references my deceased
+ mother Mary Harris, your relative, did me about your family, I apply
+ myself to you for the first and perhaps last time to implore your
+ protection for my only daughter Amelia, child 12 years age.’
+
+Here the writer is banking on the fact that very few of us are in a
+position positively to say that no one of the sisters or cousins of
+our parents was called Mary, and that no one of that name married a
+Spaniard. The letter, which is beautifully written in halting English,
+goes on to say that the writer, a colonel named Alvaro de Espinosa,
+at the direction of the revolutionary committee, went to Berlin to
+buy arms, was betrayed and went to England, but that while in London
+he heard of the death of his wife. In the first shock of grief he
+converted all his property into English and French bank-notes, and with
+the proceeds cunningly concealed in the lining of his trunk he set out
+for Valencia.
+
+ ‘Well disguised, I went out to Spain, arrived in this city. Arranged
+ secretly some private business, took my leave from the martyr as was
+ my noble wife, and when I was very near coming in England again with
+ my daughter but with my heart contrite by grief I was arrested. A
+ wretch enemy had recognised and accused me. They proceeded me and
+ after in a War-Court I was condemned by desertion and rebellion
+ delinquency at one indemnification at 12 gaol years and at the
+ payment of the process outlays, a sentence I am undergoing now in
+ these military gaols, deprived of any intercourse.
+
+ ‘When I was arrested my equipage which is a trunk and two
+ portmanteaux, was seized and sealed and folded before me and
+ delivering me its keys without might be discovered the so well artful
+ secret in which I hidden the said sum, and it remained laid down in
+ the same Court as a warranty for the outlays of process payment in
+ the event of being condemned, and as I am already unhappily sentenced
+ it is indispensable to pay the Court the amount of the expenses to
+ be able to recover the luggage. Thereby necessary sum to pay the
+ tribunal by the process outlays since I would not see me in the
+ debasing and shameful case to have to resort to my fellow-countrymen;
+ then I would be wretchedly betrayed again.’
+
+That is why he writes to Harris. But what is Harris to get out of all
+this? You shall hear. When the trunk reaches him--
+
+ ‘you will see in its interior part and in its left side of Spain
+ shield in its centre you will set upon your forefinger so that when
+ an electric bell is pushed and quickly the secret will appear in full
+ view in which you will find my fortune.... I will name you as tutor
+ of my daughter and her fortune trustee until her full age and as a
+ right reward for your noble aid I leave you the fourth part of all my
+ fortune.’
+
+So there you have it--something for nothing--the bait which so few can
+resist; least of all when the something is £6250 and a beautiful young
+Spanish ward.
+
+The poor old revolutionary colonel is in a dying state, as you learn
+from a letter from the chaplain, the Reverend Adrian Rosado, which is
+enclosed. This devoted priest has letter paper headed with a cross,
+and has a markedly feminine handwriting. He is not in the secret, as
+the cautious old colonel has been careful to warn you. He ‘befriends
+me by his vocation and good feelings: he is a venerable priest and
+honest man, and I do not think it necessary he knows the secret very
+extensively.’ The honest man regrets very much--
+
+ ‘that on the first time I write to you I may be herald of bad news,
+ but the case so requires it and the truth must be said though it may
+ be painful. Your relative’s health state is very bad.’
+
+indeed, so bad that--
+
+ ‘we must have patience to suffer with resignation what God dispose
+ and beg his help to accomplish the last will of the unfortunate Sr.
+ Alvaro de Espinosa.’
+
+The honest priest goes on to say that in a little while he will deposit
+Miss Amelia and the trunk at your door, always provided that the
+necessary expenses are defrayed.
+
+ ‘By your relative charge I think convenient to beg your aid for
+ getting out the seized equipage to which end I am making steps in
+ order that the Tribunal tell me the exactly amount to pay the cost
+ and process expenses.
+
+ ‘Awaiting anxiously your reply to accomplish the sacred mission your
+ relative has commissioned me.--I am, dear sir, your most affected
+ servant and Chaplain,
+
+ ADRIAN ROGADO.’
+
+Strange that this holy and disinterested man should have a delicacy
+about receiving letters at his presbytery. He, no less than the poor
+prisoner, adds in a postscript:
+
+ ‘By greater security please answer to my brother-in-law name and here
+ as following:
+
+ Mr. Arturo Rivier,
+ Maldonado 19,
+ Entremets,
+ Valencia, Spain.’
+
+Is it because a letter addressed to the presbytery would be returned
+through the Dead Letter Office marked that no such person as Rogado
+exists?
+
+[Illustration: THE PROCEEDS OF A RAID ON A RECEIVER, THE RESULTS OF
+OVER SIXTY BURGLARIES.]
+
+The world may be divided into two classes--those who would reply to
+such letters and those who would consign them to the fire. In spite of
+the picture drawn of Englishmen by envious foreigners, the Britisher
+is by nature an imaginative and romantic person. That is why you find
+him in every part of the globe: he goes abroad for adventure, to escape
+from the humdrum routine of his home surroundings. And the farther
+you go north the more romantic he becomes. That is why there are so
+few Scots left in Scotland. To judge from the correspondence filed by
+the police, nine out of every ten reply, and because the Britisher is
+practical as well as romantic, the reply invariably asks how much money
+is required to pay the ‘process outlays.’ On this the dying Espinosa,
+whose handwriting is unusually firm for a stricken man so near his end,
+rises to fresh flights of eloquence:
+
+ ‘I will die peaceful,’ he says, ‘thinking of the good future welfare
+ of my dear daughter near you.’
+
+His ‘health state is becoming grievous,’ and so he makes his will:
+
+ ‘Here is my last will.
+
+ ‘I name heiress of the ¾ parts of my fortune my alone daughter
+ Amelia de Espinosa.
+
+ ‘I name you heir of the fourth part of my fortune and Tutor of my
+ daughter and Manager of it until this one may reach her full age.
+
+ ‘As soon as the equipage may be in the Chaplain’s hands he shall go
+ out to your home with my daughter and equipage in order that you
+ may take away the money of my trunk secret to come immediately in
+ possession of the sum.
+
+ ‘From the part belonging to my daughter you will deliver to the
+ Chaplain £200, for I will make a present to him. I beseech you to
+ grant all your assistance to the Chaplain since he is poor and he
+ does not reckon upon any resource to pay these outlays.
+
+ ‘The equipage must be recovered immediately, for in the trunk is all
+ my fortune.
+
+ ‘You will place my daughter in a college until her full age.... I
+ shall die peaceful thinking of her being happy near you, and she will
+ find on you some warm-hearted parents and brothers.--Your unfortunate
+ relative,
+
+ ALVARO DE ESPINOSA.’
+
+And still no mention of money: that was because the recipient was
+more than usually cautious and was, in fact, a wary fish that must
+be played. So wary was he that he took the letter to the police for
+advice. But I remember a case where a farmer in Norfolk was so much
+touched by the misfortunes of his Spanish cousin, and so conscious of
+the sensation that would be caused among his neighbours when it became
+known that he was guardian to a beautiful young Spanish heiress, to
+say nothing of the things that might be bought with £6250, that he sent
+£200 to the address indicated by Espinosa and sat down to wait. He
+waited so long that he became anxious about the safety of the chaplain
+and his ward, and it was on their account, and not from any doubt
+about the story, that he came to the police. He indignantly refused
+to believe that he had been a victim to the familiar Spanish prisoner
+fraud.
+
+The War was unkind to Espinosa, who had been lingering upon his
+death-bed for over forty years, and I hoped that it had killed him, but
+the ink was scarcely dry upon the Treaty of Versailles before he broke
+out again. From time to time the Spanish Government has been furnished
+with the address to which victims are invited to reply, but hitherto to
+no purpose: the game is too profitable to be easily killed.
+
+I can understand succumbing to the wiles of Espinosa better than I
+can understand the perennial success of the Confidence Trick, which
+is practised generally by Australians on American visitors to London.
+There are several variants because the tricksters are artists, and are
+not above improving with practice. Here again the bait is ‘Something
+for Nothing.’ Though the commonest form has been described in the
+Police Court it may be well to repeat it here. An American walking in
+Hyde Park sees an elderly man drop a pocket-book. He overtakes him
+and restores it. The old man, whom we will call Ryan, is effusively
+grateful. He would not have lost that pocket-book for the world: it
+contained the evidence of his fortune: his benefactor must come and
+have a drink. He holds him with his glittering eye, and while they
+imbibe whisky he tells his story--how an uncle of fabulous wealth but
+eccentric habits has left him a couple of million dollars on condition
+that he can find a really trustworthy person to distribute one-eighth
+of the sum among the poor of London. The dupe mentions the fact that he
+has a return ticket to New York, and hails from Denver. So, as it now
+appears, does Ryan, who takes from his pocket-book a newspaper cutting
+setting forth the virtues and the enormous fortune of the uncle, and
+at that very moment a third man, Ryan’s confederate, drops in. Hearing
+the word ‘Denver,’ he joins in the conversation, for he, too, is from
+Denver--George T. Davis, at their service. So there they are--three
+exiles from Denver--a little oasis in the vast waste of London. To
+George T. Davis Ryan relates his good fortune and the strange condition
+in the will.
+
+‘I know no one in this city. How am I to find a man in whom I have
+confidence to distribute all this money? Now I like your face, Mr.
+Davis, but I don’t know you--never saw you till this afternoon--how can
+I say I’ve confidence in you?’
+
+‘Confidence for confidence,’ replies Davis. ‘I’ve confidence in you
+anyway. I’d trust you with all I’ve got, and I’ve got more than what
+I stand up in. Why, see here! Here’s what I drew from the bank this
+morning’--he thrusts a roll of bank (of engraving) notes into Ryan’s
+unwilling hand--‘and here’s my watch and chain! Take them all and just
+walk through that door. I know you’ll bring them back because I’ve
+confidence in you.’ But Ryan still looks doubtful. ‘No good,’ whispers
+Davis, ‘he don’t take to me. Why don’t you have a shot at the money? He
+takes to you.’
+
+[Illustration: THE CONTENTS OF A RECEIVER’S SHOP, SHOWING THE TOOLS FOR
+MELTING DOWN THE PROCEEDS OF ROBBERIES.]
+
+And so by appeals to the vanity of the man from Denver, by playing on
+his cupidity, under the softening influences of liquid refreshment, by
+the force of example, Davis succeeds at last. Into the still apparently
+unwilling hand of Ryan the victim presses all the money and
+valuables he possesses, and out goes Ryan into the street. The two men
+continue drinking: George T. Davis is the first to betray anxiety.
+
+‘The old man ought to be back by now. Can’t understand it--man I’d have
+trusted anywhere. Couldn’t have been run over by a taxi? You stop here:
+I’ll just step out and see where he’s got to.’ And that is the last
+that the victim sees of either of the rogues.
+
+Before the War most of the confidence men lived in Ealing. Each pair
+have their own pitch, and there was a tacit understanding that neither
+should poach on the ground of the other. Northumberland Avenue belonged
+to one; the Mall to another; a third worked Hyde Park. The essence of
+the trick is that the victim should be a bird of passage, for as soon
+as the trick is played the actors leave for Rome. Why Rome was chosen I
+never understood. There they stayed until a confederate reported that
+the victim had sailed for home and the coast was clear. During the
+War the poor confidence man fell on evil days: there were no American
+tourists to prey upon, and if there had been any, one could not fly to
+Rome. The passport people saw to that. The absence of a prosecutor is a
+bar to police action, but occasionally one or other of the fraternity
+is run to ground.
+
+I have sometimes doubted whether the police should be called upon to
+protect people so simple that they ought not to be allowed abroad
+without a nurse. I remember a prisoner making the same complaint to
+me. ‘It’s cruel hard on us chaps,’ he said, ‘when mugs like them are
+at large. It’s a temptation: that’s what it is.’ But he was not doing
+his profession justice. Like all artistic callings--like the stage
+for instance--the reward lies not in the emoluments, but in the
+satisfaction of playing on the feelings of your audience until you hold
+them.
+
+Given impudence and the artistic sense and a man may remove
+mountains--at any rate he may remove houses. At Dartmoor there was
+a man who boasted that he was ‘the lad that stole a row of houses,’
+and it was no idle boast. In the City there was a row of derelict
+eighteenth-century cottages which in these days would have been
+condemned as unfit for human habitation. Tenants must have come
+to a similar conclusion about them, for an agent’s board, already
+weather-worn, announced that they were to let. One morning a young man
+called at the house-agent’s and got into conversation with the clerk.
+‘So those houses in Paradise Row are to let. I’d like to have a look
+at them, and see whether it would suit my governor to make an offer.’
+‘Right,’ said the clerk, ‘come to-morrow and I’ll take you round. I
+can’t come now, I’m alone in the office.’
+
+‘Don’t you worry, old man. Lend me the key and I’ll be back with it in
+half an hour.’ The clerk was glad to be rid of him on such easy terms.
+
+A week later an old client happened to look in. ‘I see you’re pulling
+down those old death traps in Paradise Row. It was about time you did.’
+
+‘Pulling them down? What do you mean?’
+
+‘I mean what I say. I passed there just now, and there’s not much left.’
+
+The clerk glanced hastily at the nail where the key was wont to hang.
+The key was gone, and then he remembered how he came to part with it.
+He tore out of the office without his hat, risked a hundred deaths
+from motor-’buses, and reached his goal breathless. He would have been
+breathless in any case at what he saw. The housebreakers had done
+their work thoroughly, and at the moment were dealing with the ground
+floor. The lead, the guttering, tiles, cisterns, woodwork, and bricks
+had all been carted away and sold to the order of the man ‘who stole a
+row of houses.’ He considered the months he had to spend in prison a
+cheap price to pay for the prestige he won in the only circles whose
+opinion he respected.
+
+But his impudence paled beside that of the bogus doctor whose only
+claim to medical knowledge was the possession of a stethoscope. His
+method was to select a little artisan’s house in a quiet street in
+South London on a Sunday morning, ring the bell, and when the tenant
+opened the door ask for Mr. Smith.
+
+‘I’m not Mr. Smith. My name’s Brown.’
+
+‘Then I must have got the number wrong. So sorry. You don’t happen to
+know which is Mr. Smith’s house? Never heard of him? Well, well!’ and
+then, with great concern in his manner, ‘Stop, don’t shut the door. Do
+you know you are very ill.’
+
+‘Never felt better in my life,’ growled Mr. Brown.
+
+‘Excuse me, I’m a doctor, and I know better. Phantasmagoria is a
+dreadful illness, and you’ve got it badly. I can tell it from your
+eyes. Now, look here (pulling out a stethoscope and looking at his
+watch), I can just spare ten minutes. I’ll examine you and it won’t
+cost you a penny, and if I’m wrong no one will be more pleased than I
+shall.’
+
+Still talking, he would edge the now frightened Brown into the parlour,
+saying, ‘Don’t make any sudden movement, my dear fellow. Just slip off
+your coat and trousers as gently as you can. Let me help you. That’s
+right! Now lie down on that sofa. Gently now. That’s right. Th--a--t’s
+right. Now say “A--a.” Now say “O--o--o.” It’s just what I thought.
+It’s the worst case of phantasmagoria that I ever came across. Not a
+word now. Move once, and you may never move again. Now lie quite still
+while I run round to the chemist. I’ll bring you round something that
+will put you right in two ticks. Not a word now: there’s nothing to
+thank me for.’
+
+In this he was quite right. He clapped on his hat and ran out into the
+street, and it was not by inadvertence that he carried over his arm all
+Mr. Brown’s Sunday clothes and whatever the pockets contained. And when
+it dawned upon Brown that he had been victimised, how was he to take up
+the pursuit on a Sunday morning in nothing but his shirt?
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+THE FIRST DAYS
+
+
+Like most Englishmen, I read of the murder at Sarajevo without a
+thought that it was to react upon the destiny of this country. It
+seemed to be an ordinary case of Balkan manners, out of which would
+proceed diplomatic correspondence, an arrest or two, and a trial
+imperfectly reported in our newspapers. It did have the immediate
+effect of postponing a ball at Buckingham Palace on account of the
+Court mourning, but that was all. During the postponed ball on July 16,
+so petty were our preoccupations at this moment that when a message
+came in that Mrs. Pankhurst had just been recaptured under the ‘Cat
+and Mouse Act,’ I thought it worth while to find the Home Secretary
+and repeat it to him. A few days after the murder I met von Kühlmann
+at luncheon. He can scarcely at that time have expected a rupture
+of relations, for in talking over Dr. Solf, with whom I had been
+associated in the Pacific, he said, ‘He has climbed high since you knew
+him, and some think that he will go higher still (meaning that he would
+become Chancellor). He is coming to London in August, and I shall write
+to him to arrange a meeting with you.’
+
+A few days later England began to feel uneasy. I overheard a certain
+Under-Secretary remark at luncheon of his constituency, ‘Well, all
+I can say is that if this country enters the War there will be a
+rebellion in the North of England.’ He left the Ministry when the
+moment came, and has now disappeared even from the House of Commons.
+I think that we all had at the back of our minds a feeling that a
+European War on the great scale was so unthinkable that a way would be
+found at the eleventh hour for avoiding it. A staff officer in whose
+judgment I believed remarked that if this were so he would emigrate,
+because he knew that the day was only postponed until Germany felt
+herself better prepared for the inevitable war. There were, in fact, no
+illusions at the War Office. Some day the story that will do justice
+to the services of Lord Haldane in those very critical weeks will be
+written. The plans that had been made during peace time were all ready;
+the names and addresses of the known German spies were recorded. We
+could only wait for midnight on 4th August. I was actually in the Tube
+lift at Gloucester Road on the stroke of midnight, and I remarked to
+the liftman that we were now at war. ‘Is that so?’ he replied, with a
+yawn.
+
+The credit of the discovery of the German spy organisation before the
+War was entirely due to a sub-department of the War Office, directed
+by officers of great skill. They had known for some time that one Karl
+Gustav Ernst, a barber in the Caledonian Road, who was technically a
+British subject because he was born in England, was the collecting
+centre for German espionage. All he had to do for his pittance of
+£1 a month was to drop the letters he received from Germany ready
+stamped with English postage stamps into the nearest pillar-box, and
+to transmit to Germany any replies which he received. Altogether, his
+correspondents numbered twenty-two. They were scattered all over the
+country at naval and military centres, and all of them were German. The
+law in peace time was inadequate for dealing with them, and there was
+the danger that if our action was precipitate the Germans would hear
+of it and send fresh agents about whom we might know nothing: it was
+decided to wait until a state of war existed before arresting them. On
+5th August the orders went out. Twenty-one out of the twenty-two were
+arrested and interned simultaneously; one eluded arrest by embarking
+for Germany. Their acts of espionage had been committed in peace time,
+and therefore they could not be dealt with on the capital charge.
+The result of this sudden action was to drop a curtain over England
+at the vital moment of mobilisation. The German Intelligence Service
+was paralysed. It could only guess at what was happening behind the
+curtain, and it guessed wrong. Ernst was sentenced to seven years’
+penal servitude for his share in the business, and, seeing that he was
+a British subject, the sentence cannot be called excessive.
+
+The curtain had dropped not only for the enemy but even for ourselves.
+How many of us knew during those first few days that trains were
+discharging men, horses, and material at the quays of certain southern
+ports without any confusion at intervals of ten minutes by day and
+night; that an Expeditionary Force of 150,000 men was actually in
+the field against the Germans before they knew anything about its
+existence? Von Kluck has recorded somewhere his surprise when he
+first found British troops in front of him. After the Armistice he is
+reported to have told a British officer that in his opinion the finest
+military force in history was the first British Army, and that the
+greatest military feat in history was the raising of the second British
+Army.
+
+Our great dread during that week was that a bridge or a railway arch
+might be blown up by the enemy and the smooth running of mobilisation
+be dislocated. Most of the railway arches were let to private persons,
+of whom some were aliens. On 5th August I went myself to the War Office
+to find a General who could be vested with power to turn these people
+out. There was a good deal of confusion. Every Head of a branch had
+left for the field that morning, and their successors were quite new to
+their jobs. At last I found my General, and while I was talking to him
+it grew dark and there was a sudden peal of thunder like an explosion.
+He said, quite gravely, ‘A Zepp!’ That was the state of mind we were
+all in. That same night my telephone became agitated; it reported the
+blowing up of a culvert near Aldershot and of a railway bridge in Kent.
+I had scarcely repeated the information to the proper authority when
+the bell rang again to tell me that both reports were the figments of
+some jumpy Reservist patrol.
+
+Who now remembers those first feverish days of the War: the crowds
+about the recruiting stations, the recruits marching through the
+streets in mufti, the drafts going to the station without bands--the
+flower of our manhood, of whom so many were never to return--soldiers
+almost camping in Victoria Street, the flaring posters, the foolish
+cry ‘Business as Usual’; the unseemly rush to the Stores for food
+until, under the lash of the newspapers, people grew ashamed of their
+selfishness; the silence in the ’buses, until any loud noise, like
+a motor back-fire, started a Zeppelin scare? Who now remembers the
+foolish prognostications of experts--how the War would result in
+unemployment and a revolution would follow; the assurance of certain
+bankers that the War would be over in six months because none of the
+belligerents could stand the financial strain for longer? We have even
+forgotten the food-hoarding scare that followed the spy scare during
+the height of the submarine activity, when elderly gentlemen, who had
+taken thought for the morrow, might have been seen burying biscuit tins
+in their gardens at midnight for fear that their neighbours should get
+wind of their hoard and hale them before the magistrate.
+
+I began to think in those days that war hysteria was a pathological
+condition to which persons of mature age and generally normal
+intelligence were peculiarly susceptible. War work was evidently not a
+predisposing cause, for the readiest victims were those who were doing
+nothing in particular. In ante-bellum days there were a few mild cases.
+The sufferers would tell you gravely that at a public dinner they had
+turned suddenly to their German waiter and asked him what post he had
+orders to join when the German invaders arrived, and that he, taken off
+his guard, had clicked his heels and replied, ‘Portsmouth’; or they
+would whisper of secret visits of German aircraft to South Wales by
+night and mysterious rides undertaken by stiff guttural persons with
+square heads who would hire horses in the Eastern Counties and display
+an unhealthy curiosity about the stable accommodation in every farm
+that they passed. But in August 1914 the malady assumed a virulent
+epidemic form accompanied by delusions which defied treatment. It
+attacked all classes indiscriminately, and seemed even to find its
+most fruitful soil in sober, stolid, and otherwise truthful people. I
+remember Mr. Asquith saying that, from a legal and evidential point
+of view, nothing was ever so completely proved as the arrival of
+the Russians. Their landing was described by eyewitnesses at Leith,
+Aberdeen, and Glasgow; they stamped the snow out of their boots and
+called hoarsely for vodka at Carlisle and Berwick-on-Tweed; they
+jammed the penny-in-the-slot machines with a rouble at Durham; four
+of them were billeted on a lady at Crewe who herself described the
+difficulty of cooking for Slavonic appetites. There was nothing to be
+done but to let the delusion burn itself out. I have often wondered
+since whether some self-effacing patriot did not circulate this story
+in order to put heart into his fellow-countrymen at a time when
+depression would have been most disastrous, or whether, as has since
+been said, it was merely the rather outlandish-looking equipment and
+Gaelic speech of the Lovat Scouts that set the story afloat.
+
+The second phase of the malady attached itself to pigeons. London
+is full of pigeons--wood pigeons in the parks, blue rocks about the
+churches and public buildings--and a number of amiable people take
+pleasure in feeding them. In September 1914, when this phase was at its
+height, it was positively dangerous to be seen in conversation with a
+pigeon; it was not always safe to be seen in its vicinity. A foreigner
+walking in one of the parks was actually arrested and sentenced to
+imprisonment because a pigeon was seen to fly from the place where he
+was standing and it was supposed that he had liberated it.
+
+During this phase a pigeon was caught in Essex which was actually
+carrying a message in the usual little aluminium box clipped to its
+leg. Moreover, the message was from Rotterdam, but it was merely to
+report the arrival of an innocuous cargo vessel, whose voyage we
+afterwards traced.
+
+The delusion about illicit wireless ran the pigeons very hard. The
+pronouncement of a thoughtless expert that an aerial might be hidden
+in a chimney, and that messages could be received through an open
+window even on an iron bedstead, gave a great impetus to this form
+of delusion. The high scientific authority of the popular play, _The
+Man who Stayed at Home_, where a complete installation was concealed
+behind a fireplace, spread the delusion far and wide. It was idle to
+assure the sufferers that a Marconi transmitter needed a 4-horse-power
+engine to generate the wave, that skilled operators were listening
+day and night for the pulsations of unauthorised messages, that the
+intermittent tickings they heard from the flat above them were probably
+the efforts of an amateur typist: the sufferers knew better. At this
+period the disease attacked even naval and military officers and
+special constables. If a telegraphist was sent on a motor-cycle to
+examine and test the telegraph poles, another cyclist was certain to
+be sent by some authority in pursuit. On one occasion the authorities
+dispatched to the Eastern Counties a car equipped with a Marconi
+apparatus and two skilled operators to intercept any illicit messages
+that might be passing over the North Sea. They left London at noon;
+at 3 they were under lock and key in Essex. After an exchange of
+telegrams they were set free, but at 7 P.M. they telegraphed from the
+police cells in another part of the county, imploring help. When again
+liberated they refused to move without the escort of a Territorial
+officer in uniform, but on the following morning the police of another
+county had got hold of them and telegraphed, ‘Three German spies
+arrested with car and complete wireless installation, one in uniform of
+British officer.’
+
+Next in order was the German governess, also perhaps the product of
+_The Man who Stayed at Home_. There were several variants of this
+story, but a classic version was that the governess was missing from
+the midday meal, and that when the family came to open her trunks they
+discovered under a false bottom a store of high explosive bombs. Every
+one who told this story knew the woman’s employer; some had even seen
+the governess herself in happier days--‘Such a nice quiet person, so
+fond of the children; but now one comes to think of it, there was a
+something in her face, impossible to describe, but a something.’
+
+During the German advance through Belgium an ingenious war
+correspondent gave a new turn to the hysteria. He alleged that the
+enamelled iron advertisements for ‘Maggi Soup,’ which were to be seen
+attached to every hoarding and telegraph post, were unscrewed by the
+German officers in order to read the information about the local
+resources, which was painted in German on the back. Screw-driver
+parties were formed in the London suburbs, and in destroying this
+delusion they removed also many unsightly advertisements. The
+hallucination about gun platforms was not dispatched so easily. As soon
+as a correspondent had described the gun emplacements laid down by
+Germans in the guise of tennis courts at Mauberge there was scarcely
+a paved back-garden nor a flat concrete roof in London that did not
+come under the suspicion of some spy-maniac. The denunciations were
+not confined to Germans. Given a British householder with a concrete
+tennis-court and pigeons about the house, and it was certain to be
+discovered that he had quite suddenly increased the scale of his
+expenditure, that heavy cases had been delivered at the house by night,
+that tapping had been overheard, mysterious lights seen in the windows,
+and that on the night of the sinking of the _Lusitania_ he had given a
+dinner-party to naturalised Germans. When artillery experts assured the
+patients that gun emplacements in the heart of London were in the wrong
+place, and that even on the high lands of Sydenham or of Hampstead any
+tram road would better serve the purpose they wagged their heads. They
+were hot upon the scent, and for many weeks denunciations poured in at
+the rate of many hundreds a day.
+
+The next delusion was that of the grateful German and the Tubes. The
+commonest form of the story was that an English nurse had brought a
+German officer back from the door of death, and that in a burst of
+gratitude he said at parting, ‘I must not tell you more, but beware
+of the Tubes in April (1915).’ As time wore on the date was shifted
+forward month by month, to September, when it died of expectation
+deferred. We took the trouble to trace this story from mouth to mouth
+until we reached the second mistress in a London Board School. She
+declared that she had had it from the charwoman who cleaned the school,
+but that lady stoutly denied that she had ever told so ridiculous a
+story.
+
+A near kin to this was the tale that a German officer of rank had
+been seen in the Haymarket by an English friend; that he returned the
+salute involuntarily but then changed colour and jumped into a passing
+taxi, leaving his friend gaping on the pavement. A good many notable
+Prussians, from von Bissing, the Governor of Belgium downwards, figured
+in this story; a good many places, from Piccadilly to the Army and
+Navy Stores, have been the scene. The best attested version is that of
+the English girl who came suddenly upon her fiancé, an officer in the
+Prussian Guards, who shook hands with her, but as soon as he recovered
+from his surprise the callous ruffian froze her with a look and jumped
+into a passing omnibus. Another version was that on recognising her
+German fiancé the girl looked appealingly into his countenance and
+said, ‘Oh, Fritz!’ whereupon he gave one startled look and jumped into
+the nearest vehicle. This, it may be remarked, might have happened
+to any Englishman, for who would not, when accosted by a charming
+stranger under the name of ‘Fritz,’ have jumped into anything that
+happened to be passing? In some of these cases inquiry showed that
+at the moment when they were said to have been seen in London these
+Germans were serving on the Continent, and it is certain that all were
+hallucinations.
+
+With the War, the Tower of London came into its own again. During
+the early months it began to be whispered at London tea-tables that
+the Crown Prince himself was languishing there (if languishing is
+the appropriate term for a person of his temperament). Later, when
+it became evident that he could not be in two places at once, the
+prisoners of distinction included several British peers and privy
+councillors. All these prisoners, who were at the moment adorning their
+several offices in free life, had been shot at dawn. These delusions
+may be traced to the fact that a few foreign spies were imprisoned in
+the Tower before execution.
+
+A new phase of the malady was provoked by the suggestion that
+advertisements in the Agony Column of newspapers were being used by
+spies to communicate information to Germany. It is uncertain who first
+called public attention to this danger, but since refugees did make
+use of the Agony Columns for communicating with their friends abroad,
+there was nothing inherently improbable in the idea. In order to allay
+public alarm it was necessary to check the insertion of apparently
+cryptic advertisements. Later in the War a gentleman who had acquired
+a considerable reputation as a code expert, and was himself the author
+of commercial codes, began to read into these advertisements messages
+from German submarines to their base, and _vice versa_. This he did
+with the aid of a Dutch-English dictionary on a principle of his own.
+As we had satisfied ourselves about the authors of the advertisements
+we treated his communications rather lightly. In most cases the
+movements he foretold failed to take place, but unfortunately once, by
+an accident, there did happen to be an air-raid on the night foretold
+by him. We then inserted an advertisement of our own. It was something
+like this:
+
+ ‘Will the lady with the fur boa who entered No. 14 ’bus at Hyde Park
+ Corner yesterday communicate with box 29,’
+
+and upon this down came our expert hot-foot with the information
+that six submarines were under orders to attack the defences at
+Dover that very night. When we explained that we were the authors
+of the advertisement, all he said was that, by some extraordinary
+coincidence, we had hit upon the German code, and that by inserting
+the advertisement we had betrayed a military secret. It required a
+committee to dispose of this delusion.
+
+The longest-lived of the delusions was that of the night-signalling,
+for whenever the scare showed signs of dying down a Zeppelin raid
+was sure to give it a fresh start. As far as fixed lights were
+concerned, it was the best-founded of all the delusions, because the
+Germans might well have inaugurated a system of fixed lights to guide
+Zeppelins to their objective, but the sufferers went a great deal
+farther than a belief in fixed lights. Morse-signalling from a window
+in Bayswater, which could be seen only from a window on the opposite
+side of the street, was believed in some way to be conveyed to the
+commanders of German submarines in the North Sea, to whom one had to
+suppose news from Bayswater was of paramount importance. Sometimes
+the watcher--generally a lady--would call in a friend, a noted Morse
+expert, who in one case made out the letters ‘P. K.’ among a number
+of others that he could not distinguish. This phase of the malady was
+the most obstinate of all. It was useless to point out that a more
+sure and private method of conveying information across a street would
+be to go personally or send a note. It was not safe to ignore any of
+these complaints, and all were investigated. In a few cases there were
+certainly intermittent flashes, but they proved to be caused by the
+flapping of a blind, the waving of branches across a window, persons
+passing across a room, and, in two instances, the quick movements of
+a girl’s hair-brush in front of the light. The beacons were passage
+lights left unshrouded. The Lighting Order did much to allay this phase
+of the disease. Out of many thousand denunciations I have been unable
+to hear of a single case in which signals to the enemy were made by
+lights during the War.
+
+The self-appointed watcher was very apt to develop the delusion of
+persecution. She would notice a man in the opposite house whose habits
+seemed to be secretive, and decide in her own mind that he was an enemy
+spy. A few days later he would chance to leave his house immediately
+after she had left hers. Looking round, she would recognise him and
+jump to the conclusion that he was following her. Then she would come
+down to New Scotland Yard, generally with some officer friend who
+would assure me that she was a most unemotional person. One had to
+listen quite patiently to all she said, and she could only be cured by
+a promise that the police would follow her themselves and detain any
+other follower if they encountered one.
+
+Even serving officers were not immune. Near Woolwich a large house
+belonging to a naturalised foreigner attracted the attention of a
+non-commissioned officer, who began to fill the ears of his superiors
+with wonderful stories of lights, of signalling apparatus discovered
+in the grounds, and of chasing spies along railway tracks in the best
+American film manner, until even his General believed in him. Acting
+on my advice the owner wisely offered his house as a hospital, and the
+ghost was laid.
+
+Sometimes the disease would attack public officials, who had to be
+handled sympathetically. One very worthy gentleman used to embarrass
+his colleagues by bringing in stories almost daily of suspicious
+persons who had been seen in every part of the country. All of them
+were German spies, and the local authorities would do nothing. In order
+to calm him they invented a mythical personage named ‘von Burstorph,’
+and whenever he brought them a fresh case they would say, ‘So von
+Burstorph has got to Arran,’ or to Carlisle, or wherever the locality
+might be. He was assured that the whole forces of the Realm were on the
+heels of ‘von Burstorph,’ and that when he was caught he would suffer
+the extreme penalty in the Tower. That sent him away quite happy since
+he knew that the authorities were doing something. The incarnation of
+‘von Burstorph’ reminded me of a similar incarnation in the Criminal
+Investigation Department many years ago. When one of my predecessors
+appeared to be blaming his subordinates for a lack of enterprise in the
+case of some undiscovered crime they would shake their heads and say,
+‘Yes, I recognise the hand. That is some of Bill the Boatman’s work,’
+but ‘Bill the Boatman’ was a most elusive person, and he has not been
+arrested to this day.
+
+On one occasion a very staid couple came down to denounce a waiter in
+one of the large hotels, and brought documentary evidence with them.
+It was a menu with a rough sketch plan in pencil made upon the back.
+They believed it to be a plan of Kensington Gardens with the Palace
+buildings roughly delineated by an oblong figure. They had seen the
+waiter in the act of drawing the plan at an unoccupied table. I sent
+for him and found before me a spruce little Swiss with his hair cut
+_en brosse_, and a general air of extreme surprise. He gave me a frank
+account of all his movements, and then I produced the plan. He gazed
+at it a moment, and then burst out laughing. ‘So that is where my plan
+went!’ ‘Yes, monsieur, I made it, and then I lost it. You see, I am
+new to the hotel and, in order to satisfy the head waiter, I made for
+myself privately a plan of the tables, and marked a cross against those
+I had to look after.’
+
+The Germans, as we now know, had the spy mania even more acutely. It
+became dangerous for Americans in Berlin to speak their own language:
+gamekeepers roamed the country armed to deal with spy motor-cars, and
+Princess Ratibor and several other innocent persons were shot at and
+wounded. Our own anti-German riots in which the shops of bakers with
+German names were damaged had their counterpart in the mob attacks upon
+the British Embassy in Berlin.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+
+THE SPECIAL BRANCH
+
+
+Throughout the War the Special Branch was combined with the Criminal
+Investigation Department. There is a dividing line between ordinary
+and political crime. In normal times the function of the Criminal
+Investigation Department is to unravel crimes that have been committed,
+and of the Special Branch to foresee and to prevent political agitators
+from committing crime in order to terrorise the community into granting
+them what they want. At that time there were about seven hundred
+Criminal Investigation officers, of whom rather over a hundred belonged
+to the Special Branch.
+
+The Special Branch was instituted in the early ’eighties to cope with
+the Irish dynamite outrages in London and elsewhere. Scarcely had
+these been put down when foreign anarchists began to follow the Irish
+example. The lives of Ministers were threatened, public buildings
+were attacked, and legislation in the shape of the Explosives Act was
+passed through both Houses at panic speed. The arrest and sentence of
+the Italian anarchists, Farnara and Polti, both caught red-handed with
+bombs in their possession, the fate of the anarchist who blew himself
+to pieces when attacking Greenwich Observatory, and, even more, the
+hostility of the crowd when the anarchists under the protection of a
+strong escort of police attempted to give the man a public funeral,
+were so depressing to criminal aliens that this form of outrage ceased.
+Shortly afterwards one of the popular weekly newspapers offered a
+reward to the man who would suggest the most effective form of
+advertisement, and some bright spirit conceived the plan of sending the
+Home Secretary a bomb containing a copy of the newspaper in question.
+From the point of view of advertisement it achieved more than he had
+counted upon. The parcel containing the bomb was opened by the Private
+Secretary, who immediately summoned the Inspector of Explosives. When
+he entered the room he found the bomb lying on the hearth-rug before a
+bright fire with an office chair standing over it, and a group of Home
+Office officials in a respectful semicircle round it. He asked what the
+chair was for. They explained that if the bomb went off they thought
+it would be some protection. It reminded the Inspector of an episode
+at Shoeburyness, when a live shell fell in the mud in the middle of a
+class of young gunners. ‘Lie down, gentlemen,’ shouted the instructor,
+and no one moved. When the shell had been rendered harmless he asked
+why they had not obeyed orders: they might all have been blown to
+pieces. One of them faltered, ‘Well, sir, it was so muddy.’
+
+To return to the advertisement competition. When the bomb was opened
+and the newspaper was disclosed it was found that it was not an offence
+to scare the wits out of a Cabinet Minister. But the young gentleman
+had neglected one precaution: he had not removed from the bomb a
+percussion cap, and this was his undoing, for under the Postal Act it
+was unlawful to send explosives by post. When he appeared at the Police
+Court upon this heinous charge he had all the advertisement that he
+wanted.
+
+If there was any disposition to reduce or disband the Special Branch at
+that time, the criminal activities of Indian students, which culminated
+later in the assassination of Sir Curzon Wyllie, showed that the
+Branch could not be dispensed with, and while the Indian students
+were still active the suffragettes took to crime. I am not sure that
+these ladies were not a more troublesome problem than all the rest put
+together. They steered clear of assassination, but they burned down
+churches, blew up the Coronation Chair in Westminster Abbey, damaged
+priceless pictures, set valuable property on fire, smashed half the
+plate-glass windows in Regent Street, and attempted to throw the King’s
+horse at the Derby. Most of them had quite forgotten the vote and
+were intent only upon the excitement. Many of them lived in studios
+where they could plot and contrive street pageants uninterrupted by
+their elders to their hearts’ content. When they were caught they used
+to scream down the witnesses or the magistrate, and when they were
+committed to prison they went on hunger-strike. The so-called ‘Cat
+and Mouse’ Act was devised to meet this contingency, but many of them
+eluded re-arrest by a large expenditure of money on motor-cars, and
+by an ingenuity that might have been employed upon a better cause. In
+official circles I was stigmatised as an incurable optimist when I said
+that the violent tactics of the suffragettes would end as suddenly
+as they had begun, and perhaps they were right, because neither I
+nor any one else had foreseen the War. On 5th August 1914 there were
+actually three women in custody for an assault upon Downing Street. On
+that morning a deputation of suffragettes called at the Home Office
+to demand their release. It was felt that these women quite probably
+would throw all their misdirected energies into the national cause.
+The three culprits were released, and from that moment the Militants
+undertook war work, and in not a few cases gave conspicuous service to
+the country. Sometimes their enthusiasm was embarrassing, as when they
+began to denounce the wrong people as being traitors to their country,
+but on the whole they did more good than harm.
+
+With the outbreak of the War the work of the Special Branch became
+more exacting than that of the Criminal Investigation Department.
+It was maid-of-all-work to every public office, for, being the only
+department with a trained outdoor staff, it was called upon for every
+kind of duty, from the regulation of carrier pigeons to investigating
+the strange behaviour of a Swiss waiter. Ordinary crime decreased
+progressively with every month of the War. The very qualities of
+enterprise and adventure that swept so many youngsters into crime
+during peace time took the same men to the recruiting office, and when
+conscription came in our prisons were more than half empty.
+
+Looking back over the eight years in which the Branch was responsible
+under my control for the safety of Ministers and distinguished foreign
+visitors, it is natural to take satisfaction in the fact that there has
+never been a mishap. Apart from the obvious danger run by the Viceroy
+and the Chief Secretary of Ireland, there have been anxious moments,
+especially during the Prime Minister’s travels abroad; and if it had
+not been for the network of information of the plans of international
+assassins, against which precautions could be taken beforehand, there
+might have been incidents that would have left their mark upon history.
+
+In 1915 eleven hundred habitual criminals were known to be fighting;
+more than seventy had been killed. One of these had stood his trial for
+murder, and had been condemned to death, but his sentence was commuted
+to penal servitude for life, and in due course he had been set at
+liberty on licence. He was one of the first to answer the call. In
+one case an ex-warder serving as a private recognised in his sergeant
+a former prisoner who had been in his ward, but, like a wise man, he
+held his tongue. One ‘old lag’ did give a comrade away. The colonel of
+a certain battalion had chosen as his sergeant-major an old soldier
+who had rejoined, who feared nobody and was a strict disciplinarian.
+All went well until one day a corporal asked for a private interview
+with the colonel, and imparted to him the news that the sergeant-major
+was an ex-convict. It turned out that he had attempted to trade upon
+this knowledge with the sergeant-major himself but had failed, and now
+he was having his revenge. Having made his revelation the corporal
+deserted, knowing that his sergeant-major was no less redoubtable with
+his fists than he was with his tongue.
+
+The police who had the duty of supervision over ex-convicts drew the
+line only at the Royal Army Medical Corps. It was their duty to prevent
+crime wherever possible, and it was not considered fair to men of these
+antecedents to place them in the way of temptation in the shape of the
+kit and valuables of the dead and wounded. There were, of course, a few
+backsliders. Many of the men gravitated to the lines of communication
+rather than to the trenches, and there were cases of the purloining
+of stores and rations and comrades’ property. Generally, however, the
+punishment awarded by Court-Martial was suspended, and the men were
+given another chance in the trenches.
+
+In one case a man who had been convicted for burglary won the Victoria
+Cross. He volunteered on a night of heavy rain to crawl to the enemy’s
+trenches alone and silence a machine-gun post. He told the officer
+before he left that if he did not return in half an hour the company
+was free to open fire, ‘and never mind me.’ Just before the interval
+expired he dropped back into his own trench, plastered with mud from
+head to foot. Returning again to the Front after the award of the V.C.,
+he was killed in action. I knew the man--a rough, silent, Lancashire
+lad, who had come to grief, I believe, through a love of adventure, and
+who was as free from egotism, pose, and self-consciousness as any of
+the men I knew. When the Great Book is opened his crimes, such as they
+were, will, I think, be found erased on the debit side of his account,
+and the Recording Angel will have set down virtues which had but a
+tardy recognition while he walked this earth.
+
+The Criminal Investigation Department was called upon to provide
+trained men for the personnel of the Intelligence Corps in France.
+They were the nucleus of what afterwards became an important body--the
+Intelligence Police, who took control of the passenger traffic at the
+ports and of _contre espionage_ on the lines of communication. Several
+of them who obtained commissions reverted quite cheerfully to the rank
+of sergeant of police after the Armistice. One of them whose work in
+London had been the detection of White Slave traffickers was detailed
+to protect the Commander-in-Chief, Lord French. In the street of G.H.Q.
+he recognised a man whose deportation from England had been due to
+his investigations. He followed the man, who went straight to Lord
+French’s quarters. He stopped him on the doorstep and taxed him with
+his identity. There, at least, one would have said that the capture
+was important, but no! It turned out that the man had been engaged by
+some one who knew nothing of his unsavoury character, to assist in the
+kitchen.
+
+It may be imagined that the enormous rush of correspondence in those
+first days of the War dislocated the smooth-running machinery of the
+Special Branch. There was likely to be a shortage of trained police
+officers, and we took on a number of pensioners to cope with the
+correspondence. I remember the hopeless expression on their faces when
+I visited them about a week after they had started. Piles of unopened
+letters lay on the floor, great stacks of docketed letters stood on
+every table. They were working I do not know how many hours overtime,
+and still the flood of correspondence was threatening to submerge them.
+In those first few months I do not think that any of us left the office
+before midnight. If all the angry people who poured in their complaints
+had realised that every one had to suffer some inconvenience in the War
+we might have done better work.
+
+I really think that at this time the American tourist was the most
+difficult. Not content with besieging his own Embassy, he would
+sometimes come to demand satisfaction from me for the outrage of having
+had questions put to him at the port of arrival. These ladies and
+gentlemen had never seen a war before, and they could not understand
+why it should be allowed to interfere with the elementary comfort of a
+neutral who was ready to pay liberally for everything. Sometimes I am
+afraid that my subordinates paltered with the sacred truth, for they
+had discovered that the quickest way to smooth the ruffled feelings of
+these tourists was to say, ‘Do you know that you are the first American
+who has ever complained of such inconveniences? We have always found
+Americans so quick to realise our difficulties and to make allowances
+for them.’ That never seems to have failed to put the angriest of
+them on their good behaviour. It made them, in a sense, custodians
+of their country’s reputation. But when the first tourist rush had
+been seen safely off to the other side of the Atlantic I began to
+find the Americans, both official and unofficial, a very great help,
+and I made many permanent friends among them. The temptation to win
+affection in this country by displaying unneutral feelings must in
+some cases have been very great, and yet, though I knew many official
+Americans intimately, I never heard one of them go outside the reserve
+which every official neutral was expected to entail. The announcement
+that America had entered the War must have been to some of them like
+removing the top from a boiling saucepan.
+
+I knew that not a few Englishmen thought that when America began to
+send over staff officers to Europe they would not want to learn from
+our experience but would be more inclined to put us under instruction.
+They were quite wrong. The whole attitude of the American officer
+was exactly what good sense would prescribe. We had been buying our
+experience at great cost for nearly four years, and we were prepared to
+give it all freely to our new allies. They, on their part, came over to
+learn, and when they had learned all that we were able to teach them
+they began to make discoveries for themselves. Never during the whole
+course of the War or afterwards was there any difference between my
+American friends and myself. We worked as one organisation, and when
+they had had time to extend theirs until it reached all over Europe
+I thought sometimes that it was the better of the two. Nor must I
+forget the American journalist. It had been a tradition in some British
+official circles to be afraid of the journalist, probably lest his
+trained persuasiveness might have induced them to open their mouths
+when they meant to keep them shut. I have always found it best to be
+perfectly open with them; to tell them as much as they ought to know
+for the proper understanding of the question, and then to settle with
+them what they shall publish. I have never known an American journalist
+exceed the limits within which he has promised to keep. Sometimes when
+it was essential that a matter should be made public they have gone out
+of their way to publish it. No doubt the European representatives of
+the great American newspapers are very carefully chosen: I have been
+surprised at their wide knowledge of international affairs and the
+excellent forecasts they have made.
+
+In those early days weird people would swim into my horizon. One
+morning information came to me that a gigantic American had arrived
+at the Carlton Hotel and had declared his intention of buying a yacht
+in order to pay a visit to the Kaiser. He thought that a few minutes’
+straight talk between them would finish the War. I invited him to call,
+and there walked into my room a very menacing figure. He was well over
+six feet, and must have weighed quite eighteen stone. He stood there
+glaring at me with his hat on, chewing the stump of a cigar.
+
+‘Won’t you take off your hat and sit down?’ I began.
+
+‘I’d rather stand.’
+
+‘We don’t usually smoke in this office.’
+
+‘I am not smoking.’ (The cigar was unlighted.)
+
+‘I hear that you are going to buy a yacht.’
+
+‘That’s my business.’
+
+At this, my assistant, who was almost equally powerful, rose to his
+full height. I think he expected that my visitor intended mischief.
+After this unpromising beginning it was useless to question him
+further, and we parted. Throughout the interview he had not relaxed his
+scowl. Later in the afternoon the American Embassy received a cable to
+the effect that a gentleman of large means, who was mentally unstable
+and was being looked after by his friends privately, had eluded them
+and embarked for Liverpool. The name corresponded with that of my
+friend of the hat and the cigar. I was asked whether I saw any way of
+restoring the gentleman to his relations. They were ready to wait on
+the other side with their arms open to receive him if only he could be
+persuaded to go. It was a desperate venture, but I tried it. I sent a
+courtly Inspector to the hotel with instructions to be mysterious but
+urgent in an invitation to come down at once to another interview. He
+came, and this time I did not trouble him with preliminaries. I looked
+round to see that all the doors were closed, and then addressed him. ‘I
+want to give you a word of advice,’ I said. ‘Ask me no questions, but
+if you are wise you will do exactly as I say. There is a boat leaving
+for New York to-morrow morning. Don’t stop to think; just go by it. If
+the matter had not been so urgent in your own interests I would not
+have sent for you. Now waste no time.’ He looked at me blankly for a
+moment and left the room without a word. Two hours later inquiries
+were made at the hotel. He had looked in for a moment to pay his bill,
+and had left without his luggage. A telegram to Liverpool produced the
+reply that he had gone on board the steamer, booked his passage, and
+had locked himself in his cabin. We heard later that he was met by his
+friends, and that the luggage had been sent on after him.
+
+On one other occasion my companion felt called upon to intervene.
+A middle-aged man had been asked to call on some quite unimportant
+matter. He was of fierce and truculent mien. When I asked him a
+question he glared at me and was silent. I put the question again,
+whereupon he clapped his hand to some mysterious pocket about his
+person, and began to draw out what my companion thought must be a
+revolver. He was about to fall upon the visitor when the object was
+disclosed. He was pulling out a curious little telephonic apparatus
+which he planted on my table in front of me and connected with his ear.
+The man was stone deaf. The faintest ghost of a smile flickered across
+his rugged countenance when he realised our mistake.
+
+Very soon after the declaration of war every public man whose speech
+was reported in the newspapers received a letter in a foreign
+handwriting, filled with abuse of the English and extravagant praise of
+the Germans, who, according to the writer, were chosen by God to sweep
+us into the sea. The brutality and vainglory of these compositions were
+tempered with scholarship: the man was an omnivorous reader, and had
+a quotation in support of every boast. The letters were posted from
+every district in London, and bore an address in Loughton which did
+not exist. Apart from the work entailed in the laboriously ornamental
+handwriting, the man must have expended time and money in travelling
+from one part of London to another. Abusive letters injure nobody, but
+that a truculent Hun should be at large in London in war-time, in the
+opinion of those who received his letters, reflected little credit
+on the efficiency of the police. In order to cut this troublesome
+inquiry short I induced the _Globe_ to publish a facsimile of one of
+the letters, and immediately several people wrote to say that they
+identified the handwriting as that of their former German tutor living
+in Dalston. I was curious to see this fire-eating Hun: I pictured him
+as a heavy, florid, square-headed Prussian. Square-headed he was, but
+he proved to be a rather diminutive abject person with the wide-staring
+eyes of a wild animal brought to bay. He was mentally deranged, but in
+the choice of his pseudonym, in the precautions he had taken in posting
+his letters, he had shown the cunning of a monomaniac. He had a son
+serving in the British Army, and a very loyal wife who undertook to
+keep him out of mischief for the future.
+
+As the German tide poured over Belgium we received our daily flood of
+refugees. The arrangements improvised by the Belgian Relief Committee
+were a high tribute to the power of organisation which is latent in
+our people. Naturally there was a little confusion at first because
+the rush of refugees far exceeded the room for accommodation during
+the first few days. Considering that the refugees included all
+the unemployable and most of the disreputable part of the Belgian
+population, as well as the industrious and the intellectual, it is
+remarkable, on the whole, how well they behaved. There were one or two
+amusing incidents. I remember hearing that at one of the Receiving
+Stations in London a couple who spoke Flemish but no other language
+were received late in the evening. The woman was shown into her room,
+and shortly afterwards the supposed husband was conducted to the same
+apartment. Immediately a fearful uproar arose, and the interpreter had
+to be telephoned for. It then appeared that neither of the couple had
+ever seen the other before.
+
+Antwerp was being threatened, the Naval Division was pouring in for its
+defence, and I was asked to send a police officer to the city because
+my officer at Ostend could not possibly leave his post. No officer was
+available at the time except a middle-aged man with a large family who
+had done excellent service in advising upon doubtful literature. In
+fact, he was the greatest living authority upon the kind of literature
+on which a successful prosecution could be founded. At the call of duty
+he said ‘Good-bye’ to his family and departed. A few days later, when
+the German siege guns were in position, there came a telegram from
+him, suggesting that he should be recalled. Events were moving fast,
+and before I could reply to the telegram his arrival at Scotland Yard
+was announced. I sent for him and said gravely, ‘I had your telegram,
+Inspector, but you left your post without waiting for a reply.’ He
+bowed in his usual courtly manner and replied, ‘Yes, sir, but a
+fifteen-inch shell took the corner off my bedroom, sir, and I don’t
+know how it is, but I think I am getting too old for sieges.’ ‘Too old
+for sieges’ became a byword in my office throughout the War when any
+one was asked to undertake a job that he did not relish.
+
+There were two sides to the question of interning enemy aliens who
+were kept in the country. When war broke out there were no internment
+camps, but there were many Germans who were known to be dangerous. Some
+place of internment had to be improvised forthwith, and for London the
+obvious place was Olympia. Bedding and blankets were hastily gathered
+in, and a guard was provided from Wellington Barracks. I used to go
+there daily for a time because some useful information might be gleaned
+from the civilian prisoners. They were a most unprepossessing lot.
+During the first fortnight two Austrian ships put into the Thames
+before they knew that war had been declared. The crews were all marched
+to Olympia and interned with the Germans. When I arrived the next
+morning the Austrians had been relegated to the annexe, and were roped
+off from the others. It appeared that they had not been more than
+an hour with the Germans before a violent quarrel broke out and the
+Austrian officers formed a deputation to the commandant to request that
+they might be separated from ‘those German riff-raff.’ Among them were
+four young Austrian students who had apparently taken a voyage for
+the enlargement of their minds. These young men had very definite and
+uncomplimentary views regarding their brothers-in-arms, the Prussians.
+On the whole, the prisoners in Olympia gave very little trouble. On one
+occasion a German waiter became insolent to a guardsman, but the Irish
+corporal, who had a sense of humour, approached the two while they were
+in mid-dispute and said to the private in pretended seriousness, ‘Why
+stop to argue with him? Shoot him,’ whereupon the German waiter dived
+under a table and was quite polite for the remainder of his stay.
+
+The cry, ‘Intern them all,’ which was taken up by certain newspapers,
+was very embarrassing. Though, no doubt, it did interpret the public
+feeling and allayed public alarm, it was the cause of thousands of
+complaints and investigations. My own view at the time was that we had
+so full a knowledge of the dangerous Germans that we should confine
+internment to that class and leave the innocent ones at liberty. Many
+of them were doing good work for us in munitions and manufactures,
+some were definitely ranged in their sympathies with the Allies, such
+as the Poles and Czechs. To ‘intern them all’ would be to invite the
+enemy countries to intern all our nationals, which, of course, they
+did, but the real argument against indiscriminate internment was that
+we had no place ready to receive such vast numbers. This meant that
+until camps were ready it would be impossible to give the prisoners
+the accommodation prescribed by the Hague Convention. Complaints
+would reach the enemy, who would then feel themselves justified in
+maltreating our prisoners. Nevertheless, it had to be done, and every
+day one might see furniture vans packed with Germans proceeding through
+the streets to Olympia before being drafted off to such camps as could
+be improvised.
+
+Some of the Germans brought this fate upon themselves. There was a
+well-known café in Oxford Street in which the staff--even the manager
+and the book-keeper--were all registered enemy aliens. On the afternoon
+when the news of de Wet’s rebellion in South Africa reached London the
+waiters and some of the guests began to cheer. I had news of this by
+telephone, and in half an hour the entire staff was rounded up, put
+into a furniture van, and driven off to Olympia. There was an indignant
+protest from the British directors of the company that evening, but my
+case was quite unanswerable.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+
+WAR CRIMES
+
+
+During the early months of 1915 the war spirit seized upon all classes.
+New Scotland Yard was often mistaken for the recruiting office in
+Scotland Yard, and the policeman at the door was kept busy directing
+callers to their proper destination. All day long the flower of the
+nation might be seen marching down Whitehall in mufti on their way
+to the station. The saddest part of the business was that in those
+early days we were sacrificing in the trenches what would have been
+magnificent material for officers of the conscripted army later on, but
+the sacrifice was not in vain if example counts for anything.
+
+My old friend, Sir Schomberg M’Donnell, was working at this time as
+Intelligence Officer to the Home Forces. He was past fifty. I found
+out quite by chance that he was spending his spare time at Wellington
+Barracks learning his drill, and one morning he came to say ‘Good-bye.’
+He had taken a commission and was going to the Front. Not many weeks
+afterwards came the news that he had been killed in action.
+
+They tell a story of a certain artistic dilettante well known in
+London who, when he was offered a commission, said, ‘Look at me.
+Could I lead men? I have never done anything yet but sit and sew.’
+(He excelled at embroidery.) He insisted upon going out as a private,
+and when the commissariat broke down in bad weather and the nerves of
+his comrades were all on edge, he kept them cheerful and contented
+by a never-failing flow of good spirits. He said he had enlisted
+because, being ‘the greatest rotter in London,’ he thought that if he
+went others less rotten would have to go too. They relate that when an
+ill-conditioned N.C.O., addressing him with ill-disguised contempt,
+said, ‘And what was your line?’ he replied, ‘Well, they say that I was
+best at embroidery.’ He returned badly wounded in the hand, and when a
+sympathetic old lady saw him at his own door fumbling with his latchkey
+and fluttered up to help, saying, ‘Oh, you are wounded!’ he replied,
+‘Oh no, madam, I fell off a ’bus when I was drunk.’
+
+It is strange now to think that in March 1915 Russia was thought in
+England to be breathing a new inspiration to the West. It was said
+that the Crusader spirit was alive again; that the whole Russian
+nation was inspired with a determination to rescue Constantinople for
+Christianity, and to win again the Holy Sepulchre; that when she came
+into the War Russia was busy with her own evolution, not revolution,
+and that vodka was prohibited with the unanimous approval of the
+nation, who had tried prohibition for a month, and then approved it as
+a permanency; that crime had almost disappeared among the peasants, who
+were now investing in the savings bank the money which they used to
+spend upon liquor. If they were successful in the War they were told
+that there would come a struggle between their religious idealism and
+their high ethical instincts and the monster of Western materialism
+from which, so far, they had kept themselves clean. All this was
+honestly believed by persons who thought they knew Russia: now, after a
+short six years, their voices are heard no more.
+
+In the early days of May 1915 the Germans torpedoed an American
+oil-tanker called the _Gulflight_ and killed the captain. The body
+was landed in the Scilly Islands. It occurred to a person gifted with
+imagination that if the body were embalmed and sent over to the United
+States for burial the effect might be far-reaching, because as long as
+the submarine attacks upon harmless merchant vessels resulted in the
+death of Englishmen the real horrors of submarine warfare would never
+come home to the great mass of Americans. I was asked to find out a
+man who would consent to go down to the Scilly Islands to embalm the
+body, but on the very day when the arrangements were completed--7th
+May 1915--at about 3 o’clock I received a telephone message announcing
+that the _Lusitania_ had been sunk. After that, of course, the sinking
+of the _Gulflight_ became insignificant. Of all the many mistakes made
+by the Germans, the sinking of the _Lusitania_ was the greatest. It
+split the German-American sympathies from top to bottom, and ranged
+the native American very strongly upon the side of the Allies. I could
+scarcely believe that the Germans had struck a medal in commemoration
+of this outrage until I received an actual specimen of it. From that
+moment every person in England with a German name who entertained his
+friends was accused of drinking to the sinking of the _Lusitania_. I
+can never ascertain that any such accusation was well founded; on the
+contrary, I believe that many persons of German origin definitely cast
+off all sympathy with their country from that date. After that they
+were ready to believe any infamy of which the Germans were accused.
+
+[Illustration: HAMBONE WITH PARACHUTE DROPPED FROM AIRCRAFT IN WROTHAM
+PARK, BARNET, 8TH SEPTEMBER, 1915.]
+
+I remember very well the Zeppelin raid on London on 31st May 1915.
+I was dining with a certain Cabinet Minister to meet the new Home
+Secretary and the new Lord Chancellor, together with Sir Edward Henry,
+the Commissioner of Police, and several Heads of Departments.
+
+I was discussing with Sir John Simon a question that was exercising us
+very much at the time, namely, the denaturalisation of former aliens
+who were believed to be hostile to this country, but against whom there
+was no definite evidence of acts of espionage.
+
+Our conversation was interrupted dramatically. Our host came in from
+the telephone room, crying, ‘Zeppelins!’ He had been rung up from
+the Admiralty and told that Zeppelins were coming up the Thames. Our
+hostess’s first thought was for her small children. Were they to be
+taken to the cellar? The whole party trooped into the telephone room
+and grouped itself round the instrument in a wide circle. As one of the
+guests remarked, it was exactly like the second act of a melodrama.
+A secretary sat impassive at the instrument and, having got through
+to Scotland Yard, handed the receiver to Sir Edward Henry, who said
+very quietly, ‘Dropped bombs at Whitechapel, four or five killed, many
+injured; then turned north, now dropping bombs on Stoke Newington.
+Any fires? Oh, a good many fires. Thank you,’ and he rang off. We
+stood no longer on ceremony. Our hostess and one of the guests ran
+upstairs to bring the children down, and the rest of us trooped off
+to Scotland Yard, where the telephone room would give us information
+at first hand. I walked home across the Park. It was a lovely, clear
+night, but there was not a sign or sound of Zeppelins, and the police
+in Kensington had not even heard of the raid at 11.30. So huge a city
+is London! I learned afterwards that no one in London saw the airships.
+Altogether, ninety-two bombs were found, of which thirty were high
+explosive, generally of small size, with a little propeller attached
+which turned during the descent and unscrewed the fuse. Attached to
+each of these was a piece of stuff like a stocking-leg. A good many
+had failed to explode, but two of them had killed children. Three very
+large high-explosive bombs had been dropped. One had made a huge crater
+in Kingsland Road, one was found in a garden unexploded at a depth of
+8 feet, and another had gone through the roof and floor of a stable,
+and was found embedded at a depth of 7 feet. This one weighed 150
+pounds, it was 36 inches in circumference, and would have done great
+damage had it exploded. It appeared that the Zeppelin had followed the
+Great Eastern line as far as Bishopsgate Station, where it dropped a
+bomb, and had then followed the branch line towards Waltham Abbey. From
+Waltham Abbey it turned east towards the coast, and was not heard of
+again, until we learned long afterwards that she was the LZ 38, and
+that a few days after her return to her hangar near Brussels she was
+destroyed in her shed by an English airman. She could climb 10,000 feet
+with a cargo of one and a half tons of bombs.
+
+The business of the police was now to organise bomb shelters, a very
+difficult business in a city such as London. It was unfortunate that
+the East End, where the houses are small and unprovided with cellars,
+should always be the first to suffer from Zeppelin attacks, and the
+danger of improvising shelters was that unless the roof was absolutely
+proof against penetration the shelter might well become a death-trap.
+This actually happened in Dunkirk, where a house was demolished by a
+high-explosive shell fired from a distance of twenty-five miles, when
+the cellar was packed with people. The cellars in Dunkirk were covered
+with a skin-thick brick arch, which would scarcely resist the impact
+even of a small bomb. Though people worked heroically far into the
+night to dig out those entombed in the cellar, when they reached them,
+all, to the number of more than forty, were found dead of suffocation.
+
+The object of the Germans in making Zeppelin raids on London was to
+produce panic and a cry for peace. It did neither. Even in the East
+End, though there was great alarm, there was no panic. A few months
+ago, when discussing the War with a highly-placed German, he said, ‘No
+one but a person who knew nothing about national psychology would have
+thought that one could terrorise a Northern nation like the British by
+Zeppelin raids. If you had retaliated by air-raids on Berlin you would
+only have succeeded in stiffening our war spirit. It may be different
+with the Latin races. There we might have produced panic, but with a
+Northern race the idea was so futile that no one but a Prussian General
+would have conceived it.’
+
+But while there was no panic there were great hardships, as a visit
+to any of the Tube stations in the East of London on the night of an
+air-raid would have shown--the stairs crowded with half-awakened and
+hungry children, the platforms so packed with humanity that there was
+not a vacant square foot. I used to wonder how many of these children
+would feel the permanent effects. On the whole, however, young children
+between five and thirteen really seemed to enjoy air-raid nights. They
+were full of excitement, and you would take them out of bed wrapped
+in blankets and give them unexpected meals. It was a little grim when
+one knew the reality to hear from infant lips, ‘Oh, Daddy, I do hope
+there’ll be an air-raid to-night.’
+
+One incident in connection with the Zeppelin that was brought down
+at Cuffley was never quite cleared up. As the airship approached the
+ground the crew began to tear up their papers and throw them out of
+the car, and two fields were so littered with the fragments that they
+looked as if there had been a local snow-storm. As soon as the news
+spread spectators in every kind of vehicle overran the place, and
+among the fragments of paper collected by the Air Service with a view
+to piecing them together was found the name of a Belgian woman with
+an address in London. The woman was sent for, and it was found that
+she had moved to that address only ten days before. It transpired,
+however, that she was in the habit of giving her name and address to
+strangers in the street. On the face of it, an address obtained during
+the last ten days and found among the papers of a German Zeppelin was
+disturbing, for it implied that a German officer had been in London a
+few days before the attack. I think the explanation was that one of the
+spectators had brought the address with him and had dropped it in the
+field with the other fragments.
+
+It was a humorist who commanded the aircraft that came over on 8th
+September 1915. When over Wrotham Park, Barnet, he dropped a hambone
+attached to a small parachute inscribed with a fancy portrait of Sir
+Edward Grey, on whose devoted head a bomb is in the act of falling. It
+was inscribed in German, ‘Edwert Grey, poor devil, what am I to do?’
+and on the reverse, ‘In remembrance of starved-out Germany.’
+
+There were many jokes about the anti-aircraft defences in the early
+days. It was alleged, for example, that one of the guns posted near
+the Admiralty was in charge of a librarian, and that one of the first
+executive orders of the new First Lord had been, ‘Stop the librarian
+from firing off that gun.’
+
+Early in 1916 there were curious stories about the German foreknowledge
+of the weather conditions in this country which they could have
+acquired only from spies. It was said that after the raid in October
+a conversation was overheard in a café in Rotterdam, in which a full
+description of the damage done by bombs in London the night before
+was given, and that of three places named as having been hit by bombs
+two were correct. This conversation took place about noon, and the
+news could have reached Rotterdam only by cable or wireless. It was
+suggested that the wireless operators on some of the neutral boats
+began sending messages as soon as they cleared from England, but though
+most careful investigations were made we were never able to discover
+that there was any leakage of this kind.
+
+General von Hoeppner has told us the German side of the air-raids. At
+first the enemy hoped to cause panic; then to keep our airmen away from
+the Western Front, which they think was accomplished. But by the end
+of 1916 they recognised that the Zeppelin attacks were a failure. The
+Allied airmen were so successful in bombing the hangars in Belgium that
+the Zeppelins were withdrawn to the Rhine stations, and the distance
+they had to cover was then too great even for the newest airships. They
+were then turned over to the navy for scouting purposes. The daylight
+air-raid on London on 13th June 1917, under Captain Brandenburg, filled
+them with joy because all the machines returned safely owing to our
+shells bursting too high and our machines never really having got into
+touch. The attacks on favourable nights in the winter of 1917-1918 were
+maintained, he says, with the object of keeping our airmen away from
+the Western Front.
+
+In January 1915 the Germans produced a propaganda film for the
+edification of neutral countries. An American who was carrying it to
+the United States consented to show it to diplomatists and officials
+at the Ambassadors’ Theatre. The film displayed the usual German
+ignorance of the psychology of other peoples. Part of it was not
+‘faked.’ We had the Kaiser standing beside a road with his staff,
+while picked troops marched past. His hair was quite grey, and there
+was a hollow shadow in his cheek. His movements were nervous and
+jerky. At one point he had been told to look at the camera, which he
+did stiffly and gravely before getting into a car and driving off.
+There were pictures of engineers carrying out sapper operations at
+high speed; reviews before the Kings of Saxony and Bavaria; the huge
+monument erected to Hindenburg in Berlin; a mass meeting; diplomatic
+presentations to the Sultan, with Enver Pasha in the foreground; the
+Sultan sitting under an awning receiving Balkan diplomatists; several
+spools of the Danish army and navy manœuvres intended to give the
+impression that Denmark was on the German side and was mobilising.
+Then came the ‘fake’ spools. You saw German soldiers feeding hordes of
+Belgian and French children under the title, ‘Barbarians feeding the
+Hungry,’ and there were rows of colossal grinning German soldiers, with
+the title, ‘Sehen Barbaren _so_ aus?’ (Do Barbarians look like this?),
+which provoked the comment that no barbarian had ever looked quite
+so unattractive. Then there were English prisoners grinning all over
+with delight while they worked for the Germans under the stern eye of
+Prussian soldiers. It was propaganda laid on with a trowel.
+
+One of the great dangers at the beginning of the War was the form of
+the first Treasury Notes. It was recognised that if these were forged
+in any quantities public confidence in the currency would be shaken,
+and people might refuse to accept our paper money as legal tender. In
+1915 the expected forgeries began to appear. It was reported that a
+considerable quantity of the ‘G’ series of £1 and 10s. Treasury Notes
+was being circulated in London. The method was that a man would go down
+a street calling at small shops, buying some inexpensive trifle, and
+tendering a note, for which he took the change in silver. Specimens
+of the notes showed the forgery to be remarkably good. No one but an
+expert could have detected the imposition, especially at dusk, which
+was the time of day usually chosen for passing the notes. We felt that
+we were on our mettle. After a week or two information reached us, no
+matter how, that an ex-convict E---- was the distributor, though not
+the printer, of the notes, for which his price was half the face value.
+At this price he was prepared to sell any number to persons whom he
+could trust. It was his practice to make the sales on Saturdays, for on
+Fridays he disappeared to some mysterious rendezvous whence he obtained
+the notes. Now E---- could have been arrested at any moment, but it was
+no good arresting him while the printer remained undiscovered, for a
+man who could reproduce a watermark that would almost pass muster by
+daylight would most certainly not discontinue his operations because
+a minor confederate had been arrested. All our efforts, therefore,
+were turned towards the discovery of the printer. One of our own
+men bought some of the counterfeits and, in order to convince the
+forgers of his good faith, it was necessary that he should pass them.
+It was impossible, of course, that he should pass counterfeits, and
+therefore the counterfeits had to be exchanged for genuine notes,
+a very expensive proceeding when it extended over several weeks.
+But the matter was growing serious. It was computed that at least
+£60,000 worth of false treasury notes had been put into circulation,
+and it was necessary to spend a considerable sum in unearthing the
+conspiracy. A free hand was given to me, and then events began to go
+a little quicker. It was found that E---- used to meet a few other
+choice spirits for card-playing at a little office in Jermyn Street.
+He had been traced one Friday to a paper merchant, where he bought
+the very best kind of typewriting paper, and the samples we obtained
+showed that such paper had been used in the forgeries after the false
+watermark had been impressed upon it. We knew also when he had left his
+flat in a taxi with the paper, but further inquiries showed that this
+taxi did not carry him to any particular destination: it was stopped
+in mid-street and paid off, and from that moment all trace of E----
+was lost. But that evening there he was at the card-party, and there,
+too, was our man. As the evening wore on, a few friends dropped in, and
+among them a young man who lost his stakes and always paid in little
+sums that suggested change for a 10s. note; it was also noticed when he
+was staking his money that his fingers were stained with printer’s ink.
+When he had left the place in disgust our man drew a bow at a venture.
+‘I used to know that young fellow,’ he said; ‘he used to be a clerk
+in your old registry office in Leicester Square.’ ‘No, he was not,’
+replied E---- shortly, ‘you are mistaken.’ But our man persisted. ‘I
+remember him quite well now; his name was Brown.’ ‘You are mistaken. He
+was never a clerk. He is a printer, and his name is W----.’
+
+With this slender clue the police proceeded to scour London for a
+printer named W----, and at last, on a wooden gate in an unpretentious
+street in North London, they discovered the almost obliterated
+inscription, ‘W----, Printer.’ The gateway led into a yard, and from
+it ran a little carriage road through a tunnel under the house to a
+stable and coach-house in the rear. But this gate seemed permanently
+to be locked. The police now rented a window on the other side of the
+street and sat down to wait. Three days passed; Friday approached,
+and as the dusk fell the watchers saw E---- come down the street and
+kick on the door. A few seconds later it was opened from inside and
+he disappeared. Then Chief Inspector Fowler, who was in charge of the
+case, marshalled his men about the door and waited until it should open
+again. The delay seemed interminable, but at last, long after dark, the
+door did open and E---- was in their midst.
+
+[Illustration: ANOTHER MACHINE.]
+
+Never in its history had that quiet street been startled by such an
+uproar. E---- was wheeling round, spouting streams of £1 notes from
+his pockets like some sort of centrifugal machine, and emitting wild
+beast howls, which were intended to alarm his partner in the stable.
+The whole neighbourhood was raised. The street was carpeted with
+notes like autumn leaves, and E----’s resistance had resulted only in
+a modification of his features that would have puzzled his nearest
+friends. The police, too, had not gone unscathed. When E---- had been
+secured they vaulted the gate, went through the tunnel, and knocked on
+the stable door. It was opened by a young man in his shirt-sleeves who,
+on seeing the police, fell flat on the floor in a faint. The place was
+crammed with machinery; notes still damp were lying on the press, and
+it was observed that the forger had gone one better than the legitimate
+printer by introducing into his die a numbering device. You had only to
+turn the handle of the press to forge £1 notes until your arms tired.
+There was, besides, a very ingenious device for watermarking which must
+not be divulged. Nor was this all. When this forger’s den came to be
+searched there were found the lithographic stones on which had been
+printed certain forged postage stamps that had formed the subject of
+a criminal action some years before. In fact, this expert printer had
+been making a fine art of forgery for some years. The next morning I
+visited the place with the Chancellor of the Exchequer and Sir John
+Bradbury, whose signature was on every treasury note, and then and
+there, while Sir John fed in the paper, the Chancellor of the Exchequer
+turned the handle. It was the first instance in history in which the
+Chancellor has been guilty of forging the currency. The notes were
+so good that when they took specimens from the press they thought it
+well to write ‘Forged’ in large letters across each note for fear they
+should get mixed up with genuine notes. Steps were at once taken to
+issue a new note which would be proof against fabrication.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+
+THE GERMANS AND THE IRISH
+
+
+As soon as war broke out, the veteran John Devoy, together with Judge
+Cohalan and other sympathisers, put themselves into communication with
+Bernstorff, the German Ambassador, von Papen, the Military Attaché,
+and Boy-ed, the naval attaché in Washington. The war with Germany was
+to be made the supreme opportunity for establishing a Republic in
+Ireland. Naturally, the Germans were ready to make use of any means
+that might embarrass their enemy, and they were as ready to help the
+Irish revolutionaries as they were the Indian. Devoy was in no lack
+of funds, for besides the money which he could always collect from
+Irish-Americans, he could draw upon the German Secret Service funds.
+The Germans described him as one of their ‘agents.’
+
+During the early months of the War James Larkin, of the Irish Transport
+Workers, appeared in America on platforms decorated with the German and
+Irish flags intertwined, and no pains were spared to make it clear to
+Americans that German and Irish interests were identical.
+
+During the autumn of 1914 Sir Roger Casement was in New York. At that
+time all that was known in England was that he was in clandestine
+communication with Bernstorff. It was not until many months afterwards
+that his real scheme was disclosed. His proposals to the Germans were
+that he should go over to Berlin and form an Irish Brigade out of the
+Irish prisoners of war, and that his brigade, with the assistance of a
+German military force, should effect a landing in Ireland when the time
+was ripe, but that in the meantime the German Government should furnish
+the Irish volunteers with great supplies of arms and munitions in order
+that, when the time came, they should be able to take the field and
+welcome the invaders. A document (Casement called it a ‘Treaty’) was
+negotiated and signed between 23rd and 28th December 1914.
+
+I do not believe that any disloyal thought had entered into Casement’s
+head before the War. He had been for many years in the service of
+the Foreign Office as a consular officer in West and East Africa and
+Brazil; he had published accounts of atrocities by the Belgians on the
+Congo and by certain Peruvians in Putumayo; he had been knighted for
+his services in 1911. In view of his subsequent conduct, it may be well
+to bear in mind that he wrote to the Foreign Secretary on 19th June
+1911, in terms somewhat extravagant for the moderate honour of a Knight
+Bachelor which had been conferred upon him. This letter was read at his
+trial.
+
+[Illustration: THE STABLE IN WHICH TREASURY NOTES WERE FORGED.]
+
+Casement sailed for Norway in October with a Norwegian servant who
+afterwards gave some information about the voyage. The vessel was
+stopped by one of our auxiliary cruisers, but Casement was not
+recognised. While he was in Norway he circulated a fabricated story
+which, however, he himself may have believed, that the British Minister
+was concerned in a plot against his life; but when Bernstorff was urged
+to make public capital of this he replied that it would be better to
+wait for confirmation. In fact, in adopting this cautious attitude he
+was doing no more than Casement’s former official colleagues had always
+done.
+
+Casement arrived in Berlin on 2nd November. Soon after his arrival he
+had an interview with Zimmermann, of the Foreign Office.
+
+He asked Devoy to send over an Irish-speaking priest, and in due course
+the Rev. John T. Nicholson was dispatched from America via Italy and
+Switzerland to become Roman Catholic chaplain at the internment camp
+in which the Irish prisoners were being collected. The expenses of
+Casement’s journey are believed to have been furnished by John Devoy.
+
+Throughout 1915 the real direction of Irish affairs was in the hands of
+John Devoy and Bernstorff, who was acting through him. The process of
+arming the Irish rebels was not proceeding quite smoothly. Von Papen
+had purchased for use in India or in Ireland 11,000 rifles, 4,000,000
+cartridges, and a number of revolvers, but the Germans were quite
+firm in their view that these could not safely be landed in Ireland.
+Instructions and information were carried to and fro by Devoy’s
+messengers who, as American citizens, could travel about Ireland very
+much as they liked. But early in February 1916 Devoy began to change
+his waiting policy. The Irish volunteers had become increasingly
+active. There was the threat of conscription, for though Ireland had
+been exempt from compulsory service Devoy expected that the leaders
+in Ireland would be arrested and that then, when everything was in
+confusion, conscription would be enforced. He decided, therefore,
+that there must be a rising on Easter Saturday, 1916, on the occasion
+of a review of the Irish Volunteers, and that the Germans must land
+munitions in or near Limerick at some time between Good Friday and
+Saturday. He was also counting upon German military help as soon as a
+rising had begun.
+
+It may be wondered why the arrest of the leaders, so much dreaded
+by Devoy, was not carried out. According to rumour, Mr. Birrell, the
+Chief Secretary, was much swayed by the opinions of the Nationalist
+leaders, who counselled tolerance under every provocation for fear of
+precipitating a disastrous conflict.
+
+On 4th March the Germans promised to send two or three trawlers
+containing 20,000 rifles and 10 machine guns to Tralee Bay between 20th
+and 23rd April, and a messenger was dispatched to Ireland from America
+with full instructions. The Irish leaders were very anxious that a
+submarine should enter the Liffey and go right up to the Pigeon House
+at the same time.
+
+These preparations on the part of the Germans were not a military or
+naval enterprise, they were directed by the German Foreign Office. On
+26th March Devoy was informed that three trawlers and a cargo steamer
+would arrive with 1400 tons of cargo, and that lighters must be ready
+to unload them. These instructions were transmitted to Ireland. On the
+19th the Germans had agreed to arrange a demonstration by airship and
+naval attack to divert attention from the landing of the munitions, and
+these took place; but the Germans would not consent to the landing of
+troops, which had been urged so strongly by both Casement and Devoy,
+nor would they send a submarine up the Liffey, because the naval
+authorities foresaw technical difficulties.
+
+We must now return to Casement in Germany. Evidence was given at his
+trial about the manner in which he carried out the first part of his
+scheme--the formation of an Irish Brigade. His reception by the Irish
+prisoners of war was not all that he had expected. Many of the men
+were inclined to give him a hostile reception, but he did succeed in
+seducing fifty-six men from their oath of allegiance. How far they
+were impressed by his appeal to patriotism for Ireland or how far by
+their desire to obtain more liberty and better treatment from the
+Germans there are no means of knowing. These men were put under the
+command of Monteith, who obtained a commission as lieutenant, and
+were removed to a camp at Lossen. Rumour says that their behaviour,
+especially when not entirely under the influence of sobriety, was
+embarrassing to the Germans, who were compelled to limit their bounds,
+and to impose certain other restrictions. They provided them with a
+handsome green uniform but not with arms.
+
+A highly-placed personage in Germany has since told me that towards the
+end of 1915 the attitude of the German authorities towards Casement had
+cooled; so much so that a very strong hint was conveyed to him to leave
+the capital. However this may be, in January 1916 he went to Munich,
+and from there to Kuranstalt for a health cure. While he was undergoing
+this cure and was still in bed he received on 3rd March a letter from
+Monteith, asking him to come to Berlin at once. He replied that he
+could not move, and that Monteith should come to him. On 7th March
+Monteith arrived and told him that on 1st March Lieutenant Frey, of the
+General Staff, Political Section, had sent for him and told him that
+they had received a message from Devoy to the effect that something
+was about to happen, and asking for the dispatch of munitions, which
+the Germans were now ready to supply. Upon this, Casement drew up a
+memorandum setting out the best means of landing arms in Ireland,
+and Monteith returned with it to Berlin. In the memorandum Casement
+suggested that he and two picked men should be conveyed to Ireland in a
+submarine to concert measures with the Irish leaders for landing the
+arms. On 16th March he went himself to Berlin and had an interview with
+Captain Nadolny and two other officers of the Political Section of the
+General Staff, who told him that the Admiralty had declined to furnish
+a submarine; that Devoy had asked for trained gunners; that instead
+of 100,000 rifles only 20,000 could be sent, together with 10 machine
+guns and 5,000,000 cartridges. Captain Nadolny asked whether Casement
+would be prepared to take over with him the fifty-six members of the
+Irish Brigade from Lossen. To this Casement objected that it was highly
+improbable that the whole body could equally be trusted.
+
+This news was most disturbing to Casement, who had never dreamed
+of an armed rebellion taking place so soon. All he wanted was that
+the Germans should pour arms into Ireland and follow later with a
+military expedition. After thinking things over, he called at the
+German Admiralty on 17th March to ask why it was impossible to send
+a submarine, and on learning that the objections were technical he
+suggested sending a messenger over to Ireland to bring back accurate
+particulars of the local plans and the scheme for landing the arms. It
+happened that in the previous November one John M’Govey had come over
+from the United States as a volunteer. The German Admiralty approved
+of the suggestion, and on Sunday, 19th March, M’Govey was sent into
+Denmark with instructions to reach Dublin without delay. Monteith,
+meanwhile, was to obtain from the German military authorities an
+experimental gun with which to train the Irish Brigade at Lossen.
+
+[Illustration: ONE OF THE MACHINES USED IN FORGING TREASURY NOTES.]
+
+Having made these arrangements Casement returned to Bavaria. As he
+said afterwards, he felt himself under no obligation to the German
+Government. He thought that the munitions should have been offered
+much earlier, ‘since the political services of Irishmen in America to
+the German cause far transcended the value of any possible gift of arms
+Germany might make to Ireland.’ He had always been opposed to any armed
+revolt in Ireland unless it was backed up by strong German military
+help. He said that in the ‘Treaty’ of 23rd to 28th December 1914 it
+was stipulated that ‘should the Irish Brigade be sent to Ireland, the
+German Government would support its dispatch with adequate military
+support of men, arms, and supplies.’ On 29th March he returned to
+Berlin very much concerned about his responsibility towards the Irish
+soldiers whom he had seduced from their loyalty. As he expressed it,
+‘They had committed treason under a distinct and formal promise, sealed
+and delivered, by the German Imperial Government, that, in the event
+of their being dispatched to Ireland, they should be supported by an
+ample German force, a part of an Army of Deliverance.’ He had also an
+uneasy feeling that if any of them should chance to be captured on the
+high seas they might, with perfect justice, turn King’s Evidence and
+establish a very damaging case against himself, who would be regarded
+as a paid tool of the German Government.
+
+With his mind filled with these disturbing thoughts, he called again
+upon Captain Nadolny, who, to his surprise, addressed him in terms of
+great discourtesy and accused him of a breach of faith in having sent
+M’Govey to Ireland without consulting him. Probably the traditional
+jealousy between the naval and military departments was at the bottom
+of this outburst. Nadolny further threatened that unless Casement
+submitted to the conditions a telegram would be sent to Devoy that
+though Germany was quite ready to send the help she had promised,
+the whole plan had been frustrated by Casement himself, and he would
+then appear as a traitor to the Irish cause. The next day he was asked
+to call again, and on this occasion he was treated with conventional
+politeness. Captain Nadolny pointed out that it was the Irish who had
+decided upon a revolt; the Germans were in no way responsible: they
+were merely fulfilling their promise to furnish arms to the fullest
+possible extent at the request of the Irish. He made the aims of the
+German Government quite clear: they were not idealistic but severely
+practical. They would supply the arms, but they expected them to be
+used without delay, and if Casement opposed the plan he would stop the
+arms and throw the entire responsibility upon him.
+
+Casement replied that the German Government was entirely ignoring the
+agreement it had made with him in December 1914; that he felt sure
+that at the most the Irish would be able to put 12,000 men into the
+field, and that the rebellion must fail. He said that a firing-party of
+twelve machine gunners ought to be furnished by the Germans to cover
+the disembarkation of the arms. In view of all that Captain Nadolny had
+said, he thought that the arms must be sent on the date fixed, but he
+still pressed for a submarine in which he would go by himself without
+the Irish soldiers, and, to impress Nadolny still further, he declared
+that he would take poison with him for use if the steamer conveying him
+were stopped by a British warship, in order to escape the indignities
+reserved for him ‘should I fall into the hands of the Government I have
+dared so unwisely to defy.’
+
+Casement had written a letter to von Wedell. A man of this name was
+captured by a patrol boat off the north of Scotland in 1915. On the
+way to the coast the patrol boat struck a mine and foundered, and
+von Wedell, with most of the crew, was drowned. A few weeks later the
+German Government began to inquire about him through the American
+Embassy. Where was he? Was he interned? Did the British Government
+know where he was, and was he in a position where he could communicate
+with his friends? We could say with perfect truth that the British
+Government did know where he was, and believed he could communicate
+with his friends. Great importance must have been attached to this
+man, for as late as 1917 among the instructions given to a spy was a
+direction that he should ascertain the fate of von Wedell.
+
+On 1st April Casement was ill in bed, and on that date he read in the
+_Irish World_ Devoy’s speech at the Irish Convention on 4th and 5th
+March. On this he modified his views about the rebellion, and thought
+that Devoy’s contention that the British Government was determined
+to destroy the Irish Volunteers and arrest the leaders, and that
+conscription would be applied to Ireland, altered the whole situation.
+A rising did seem to be necessary, and he decided to go. The Germans
+met him half-way and furnished the submarine, in which he, Monteith,
+and Corporal Bailey arrived in Tralee Bay on Good Friday, 21st April.
+
+Has there ever been a time in history when Irish rebels appealing for
+foreign aid have not wrecked all by their hopeless incapacity for
+organisation and administration? For mark what happened. The Germans
+were true to their promise. They had loaded a small steamer, the _Aud_,
+with 1400 tons of munitions concealed under a deck-load of timber. She
+had Norwegian papers, and professed to be bound for the west coast of
+Africa, and her naval crew were cleverly disguised in the ordinary kit
+of a Norwegian tramp. There was ample time for the rebels to prepare
+for unloading the cargo. They had done nothing. The ship proceeded
+round the north of Scotland unobserved, and anchored in Tralee Bay
+on Good Friday. Almost immediately a small patrol boat ranged up
+alongside, went through her papers, and made a cursory inspection
+of the deck, though the Germans alleged that one of the hatches was
+actually open at the time of the visit and the arms were thus exposed
+to view. The Germans thought that their presence in Tralee Bay had
+excited no suspicion, but the captain thought it prudent, as there was
+no sign from the shore, to put to sea and come in again with his cargo
+when the coast was clear. But fortune was against him. His ship was
+sighted by the _Blue Bell_, who signalled her to stop and then ordered
+her to follow to Queenstown. For a short time she obeyed the order,
+and then the signalman on the _Blue Bell_ reported that her engines
+had stopped, and that they had run up a flag to the fore. At the same
+moment there was a dull explosion. The German war-flag broke at the
+top-mast and the ship’s crew were seen leaving in the boats. The _Aud_
+was sinking by the head. When the crew were received on board the _Blue
+Bell_ they were in German naval uniform, but they refused to give any
+account of themselves, and they were sent over to Scotland Yard for
+examination.
+
+This incident was tinged with romance. There was nothing actually to
+show what the _Aud_ had on board and why she had put into Tralee. The
+first step was for the Admiralty to dispatch a diver to the scene of
+the sinking. Fortunately the sea was calm. I saw the diver on his
+return. He was a very spruce, intelligent, and observant young man.
+He described to me the sandy bottom of the bay on which the _Aud_ was
+lying with a great rent in her side, and the floor of the Atlantic
+littered with broken rifles, six of which he had brought back with
+him. There were Russian marks on the rifles. We sent for the Russian
+military attaché, and then it was found that even this grudging service
+to the cause of Ireland had been done on the cheap, for the rifles were
+all Russian, captured at Tannenberg, and very much the worse for wear.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+
+THE CASEMENT CASE
+
+
+There was a sensation at New Scotland Yard when the entire crew of
+the _Aud_, including the officers, were marched over one evening
+for interrogation. They blocked the passages, and a crowd assembled
+outside. I always found that when German naval prisoners are examined
+it is better to take the juniors first, for they frequently make
+admissions which are useful when the time comes for examining the
+officers, but in this case we reversed the order.
+
+All had agreed to tell the same story--that they were carrying
+pit-props with a few arms for the Cameroons and that, having delivered
+their cargo, they were to become an auxiliary cruiser. The limited coal
+capacity and the slow speed of the boat (11 knots) showed this version
+to be absurd. They said that they had anchored off the Irish coast
+to re-stow their cargo, but on this their stories differed. No doubt
+they were actually engaged in preparing the cargo for landing when the
+patrol boat came up and signalled by wireless for a cruiser. On this
+the captain of the _Aud_ had taken alarm and steamed away.
+
+The captain was one of the most unpleasant Germans I have ever met,
+besides being entirely lacking in a sense of humour. He has since
+written a book about his experiences which, for that reason, is dull
+reading. During the course of his examination I observed to him that a
+naval crew who sunk their ship after capture was guilty of piracy. He
+looked uncomfortable, and said that the orders of his Emperor had to be
+obeyed. ‘We were not a naval crew, we were a civilian crew.’
+
+I said, ‘You cannot be both.’
+
+‘But we were both,’ he persisted. ‘When we wore uniform we were a
+warship; when we wore civilian clothes we were a merchant ship. I kept
+the uniforms hanging on a line, and when we broke the war-flag the men
+jumped into them and we became a warship.’ He was seriously annoyed
+when we laughed.
+
+And now to return to Casement. The submarine on which he was originally
+to cross had broken down and had had to signal for another, commanded,
+as it turned out, by a less agreeable captain, to take over the
+passengers. This captain declined to approach the shore, but put his
+passengers into a flat-bottomed canvas boat without a rudder and, as
+Casement described it, ‘left them to their fate.’ At the last moment
+the captain asked Casement what clothes he wanted, and Casement,
+describing the conversation, waved his hand with a theatrical gesture
+and said, ‘Only my shroud.’ The boat upset in landing, and they were
+all wet through. They buried their belongings in the sand, and Casement
+sent his two companions into the country to obtain help. Monteith
+did find friends, was driven off in a motor-car, and eventually made
+his way to the United States. Bailey, less fortunate, was arrested.
+Meanwhile, Casement was sheltering in an old ruin called M’Kenna’s
+Fort, where, on being arrested, he gave the name of a friend with whom
+he used to stay in England.
+
+On Saturday, the 22nd, I was taking my turn of night ‘Zeppelin duty’
+at New Scotland Yard. At 10.30 P.M. my telephone rang and a voice
+said, ‘You know that stranger who arrived in the collapsible boat at
+Currahane--do you know who he is?’ I said, ‘You’re joking?’ ‘I am not,’
+said the voice, ‘and he will be over early to-morrow morning for you
+to take him in hand.’ It was not necessary for either of us to give a
+name. We had been expecting Casement’s arrival for many weeks.
+
+At 10 o’clock on Easter Sunday I had my first interview with Sir Roger
+Casement. He walked into the room rather theatrically--a tall, thin,
+cadaverous man with thick black hair turning grey, a pointed beard, and
+thin, nervous hands, mahogany-coloured from long tropical service. His
+forehead was a network of wrinkles, his complexion deeply sunburnt. I
+told him to sit down and asked him his name.
+
+‘Surely you know it.’
+
+‘I have to guard against the possibility of personation.’
+
+‘Well, I am Sir Roger Casement.’
+
+I administered the usual caution that anything he said might be used
+against him. At first he was reticent, his great fear being that he
+might say something that would betray other people, or make him appear
+a traitor to the Germans, whose guest he had been. As long as the
+shorthand-writer remained he said little beyond admitting acts of high
+treason, but when we were alone he became far more communicative. He
+rose from the armchair, and sat easily on the corner of my table. The
+rising in Ireland, he said, was to have been on Easter Sunday; he was
+to have landed a week earlier. He professed to know nothing of the
+intrigues in America which had fixed the date for the rising. He said
+that he was lying ill in Munich when ‘a trusted friend’ asked him to
+go to Berlin, for the time had now come to act. When he found that
+the Germans intended to send only one ship with munitions and not
+a single German officer, he said that he charged them with criminal
+folly, and that the officer blushed and said, ‘Well, this is all that
+the Government intends to do. You must go with them, because if you
+refuse your countrymen shall know that you betrayed them.’ They wanted
+him to go in the _Aud_ herself, but he stipulated for a submarine,
+in order, so he said, to warn the rebels that they had no chance of
+success. The breaking down of the submarine prevented this. He was very
+insistent that the news of his capture should be published, as it would
+prevent bloodshed. We felt pretty sure that the Irish rebels knew all
+about his capture from his companion who escaped, quite apart from the
+fact that the arrest had appeared in the newspapers on the Saturday.
+When commenting some weeks afterwards upon the Rebellion, the Germans
+remarked that Casement had credited himself with possessing superhuman
+powers; that he imagined that his personality among the Irish would
+carry all before it, but that, in fact, they could not discover that
+his personal influence was great. They seem to have read him pretty
+well. The negotiations had really been carried on over his head, and
+there is nothing to show that any of the leaders thought it necessary
+to consult him before they came to a decision.
+
+I told him that we were aware of his efforts to recruit Irish soldiers
+from internment camps to fight for the Germans, and he said that he
+had not recruited them for the German but for the Irish army; that the
+Kaiser’s proclamation to the Irish was conditional on an Irish army
+being enrolled and, as to the oath of allegiance, many great Englishmen
+had had to break their oath for the sake of their country. He himself
+had never taken an oath of allegiance, but if he had it would not have
+weighed with him.
+
+He returned again to his object in coming to Ireland. It was to stop,
+not to lead, a rising which could only fail with the paltry aid that
+the Germans had sent. He wanted to prevent ‘the boys’ from throwing
+away their lives. He went on to say that in the early part of the
+War the Germans really believed that a rising in Ireland might be
+successful, but as they grew weaker this belief had begun to fade,
+and now they had only the desire for bloodshed in Ireland as an
+embarrassment to the British Government. He said that Germans would
+do things to serve the State which they would never do as private
+individuals, and that in all the General Staff he had only met one
+gentleman. He seemed to regard the German cause as already lost. At the
+end of the interview he was sent to Brixton Prison to be placed under
+special observation for fear of an attempt at suicide. There was no
+staff at the Tower to guard suicidal cases.
+
+Some months earlier, when we first had evidence of Casement’s
+treachery, his London lodgings had been visited and his locked trunks
+removed to New Scotland Yard. Towards the end of the interview a
+policeman entered the room and whispered to me that Casement might have
+the key of the trunks. I asked him, and with a magnificent gesture he
+said, ‘Break them open; there is nothing in them but clothing, and I
+shall not want them again.’ But something besides clothing was found
+in one of the trunks--a diary and a cashbook from the year 1903 with
+considerable gaps. A few days later Casement must have remembered these
+volumes, for his solicitor demanded the surrender of his personal
+effects. Everything except these books was sent to him, and there came
+a second letter, pointing out that the police must still be retaining
+some property. It is enough to say of the diaries that they could not
+be printed in any age or in any language.
+
+During a subsequent conversation Casement said, ‘You failed to win
+the hearts of the people when you had your chance.’ I replied, ‘You
+are speaking for a minority of the Irish people. You must have had a
+rude awakening when you went to the internment camp to recruit men
+for the Irish Brigade.’ He said, ‘I never expected to get many. I
+could have had them all if I had given them money, but though the
+Germans offered me as much money as I wanted I refused it. Besides,
+you were competing.’ ‘How?’ I asked. ‘By sending the Irish prisoners
+more money and larger parcels than the English prisoners had.’ Nothing
+would persuade him that this was not intentionally arranged by the
+British Government: as a matter of fact, the parcels were supplied by a
+Committee of Irish ladies.
+
+Casement struck me as one of those men who are born with a strong
+strain of the feminine in their character. He was greedy for
+approbation, and he had the quick intuition of a woman as to the effect
+he was making on the people around him. He had a strong histrionic
+instinct. I have read many of his early letters. They are full of high
+ideals that ring quite true, and his sympathy with the down-trodden and
+his indignation against injustice were instinctive; but, like a woman,
+he was guided by instinct and not by reason, and where his sympathies
+were strongly moved it is very doubtful whether any reliance could
+be placed upon his accuracy. I have often wondered since how much
+exaggeration there was in his revelations about the Congo and Putumayo.
+Colleagues who served with him in his official days have told me that
+they never took his statements quite literally. They always allowed for
+an imaginative colouring.
+
+A few days before his execution he received a telegram from the person
+who had been most injured by his statement about Putumayo, imploring
+him at that solemn moment to retract his unjust charges. As far as I
+know, he did not reply to this telegram. I have made special inquiry
+with a view to ascertaining how long Casement had been under the
+obsessions disclosed in the pages of his diary, and I feel certain that
+they were of comparatively recent growth, probably not much before the
+year 1910. This would seem to show that some mental disintegration had
+begun to set in, though it was not sufficient to impair his judgment or
+his knowledge of right and wrong.
+
+His success with the Germans was due to his curious power of investing
+others with his overweening belief in his own powers. During the Boer
+War, according to one of his colleagues, he persuaded the Foreign
+Office that he could counteract the Boer influence in Delagoa Bay and
+obtain full information about their activities. Accordingly, he was
+sent to Delagoa Bay from West Africa, but though he worked there for
+many months he accomplished nothing. His colleagues could never decide
+whether the curious swagger in his walk was due to self-satisfaction or
+to a physical peculiarity. When he visited their offices he preferred
+to walk about the room, but when he could be induced to sit down he
+had a way of laying his palms together with the fingers pointing
+upward that reminded them of the attitude of the praying mantis. In
+Delagoa Bay he showed no sympathy with the Boers or with the Germans,
+nor did he discourse upon the wrongs of Ireland, though the Foreign
+Office had to intervene once when he began to use stationery headed,
+‘Consulate of Great Britain and Ireland.’ He was excellent company, and
+his colleagues were always glad to see him, though inwardly they were
+amused by the airs he assumed and the importance he attached to his
+sayings and doings. He was a good pioneer, a great walker, indifferent
+of his appearance and his dress, and to the hardships he underwent
+when travelling on duty. He had a way of wearing his coat without
+putting his arms into the sleeves, and he had his overcoat made without
+sleeves, possibly with an eye to the picturesque. He was a clear and
+forcible writer and was quite indifferent to money, though he kept his
+private accounts meticulously.
+
+Casement’s trial for High Treason at the High Court will take its place
+among the most notable of State trials. Certain legal questions arising
+out of the fact that the acts of high treason had been committed
+abroad were argued at length. The Lord Chief Justice (Lord Reading),
+Sir F. E. Smith, the Attorney-General (now Lord Birkenhead), and Mr.
+Serjeant Sullivan played their parts with great distinction. I was
+sitting just below the witness-box throughout the proceedings. At the
+luncheon adjournment, when the Judge had left the Bench, one of the
+Irish soldier witnesses who had been in the German camp on the occasion
+of Casement’s visit was left in the witness-box. Casement had just left
+the dock above his head. He was thirsting for a confidant, and I was
+the only person within earshot. He jerked his thumb at the retreating
+figure, and in a thick brogue made a very opprobrious remark about him.
+
+It is a curious fact that one of the revolvers brought over by Casement
+practically saved Dublin Castle. An officer of the Royal Irish
+Constabulary happened to be showing it to the Under-Secretary in the
+Castle on Easter Monday when he heard a shot fired and, looking out,
+he saw the sentry writhing on the ground and a ragged crowd rushing
+in at the gate. He had some cartridges in his pocket, with which he
+opened fire, keeping the rebels at bay for an hour and twenty minutes.
+Casement also brought with him a banner, which he intended to hoist
+over Dublin Castle. It was of green bunting made in Germany. It was
+last, I believe, in the possession of the headquarters of the Royal
+Irish Constabulary.
+
+It has never been quite clear to me why the Irish Rebellion was
+postponed from Easter Saturday to Easter Monday. There was a conflict
+of authority, as there usually is, in the Irish ranks. The failure to
+land the arms can scarcely have been responsible for the postponement
+because, as it proved, there was no lack of arms in Dublin. Since
+there was no rising on Easter Saturday, we thought it possible that
+the sinking of the _Aud_ and the arrest of Casement might have had the
+effect of postponing it altogether. After midday on Monday the question
+of the arrest of the leaders was still under discussion, though at
+noon all telegraphic communication with Ireland had been interrupted.
+It was not until 3 o’clock that we learned that the Dublin Post Office
+had been in possession of the rebels since noon, that another party had
+entrenched themselves in St. Stephen’s Green, and that there was heavy
+firing in the city. The rebels had hoped for simultaneous risings all
+over Ireland, but these failed to take place. It is significant that
+a police officer who went over to Tralee Bay to bring over witnesses
+for Casement’s trial had an ovation from the local farmers, who were
+delighted that the Rebellion had been put down.
+
+It is curious that among the things picked up in Tralee Bay was a
+document in German giving an account of the enemy losses at Verdun, a
+strange thing to find on a lonely Irish beach so long after the event.
+
+To Devoy in America came the Irish version of the Rebellion. The rebels
+put a bold face upon their failure. They said that Casement had sent a
+message to Dublin, begging them to defer the rising until he arrived.
+They admitted their bad staff work. They had counted upon 5000 men in
+Dublin and secured only 1500, and they were mostly men belonging to
+the Transport Workers rather than Sinn Feiners. In fact, there was a
+strong revolutionary element in the business. The reason why M’Neill
+had put off the rising from Saturday to Monday was the non-arrival of
+the munitions. Their main complaint was against the rebels in the south
+and west, who, though sufficiently armed to have done a good deal,
+did nothing. They did not even obey orders as regards the landing of
+munitions. They professed, however, to be pleased with the result of
+the Rebellion, because they said that for every man in favour of a
+rebellion before the rising there were now ten.
+
+Two months had scarcely elapsed when they were again planning
+rebellion. They felt sure of success if only they had sufficient
+arms, and they demanded from the Germans an adequate supply under a
+strong military escort. On their side they undertook to supply 250,000
+men after an initial success. They held out as an inducement to the
+Germans a Zeppelin base for operations upon England. On 17th June the
+Germans said they were ready ‘in principle’ to give further aid, but
+they wanted full particulars. Like other foreign invaders of Ireland,
+they had learned to distrust the organising ability of the Irish. On
+31st December 1916 they promised a new supply of 30,000 rifles and 10
+machine guns, but this offer was declined by the Irish rebels unless
+the Germans would undertake to land a military force. The entry of
+America into the War prevented any further negotiations.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+
+STRANGE SIDE SHOWS
+
+
+All this time we were living in the atmosphere of a ‘Shilling Shocker’
+or, as the Americans call it, the ‘Dime Novel.’ When one started
+work in the morning one could never tell what the day was to bring
+forth, what curious personage would be ushered into the room, what
+high adventure or what squalid little tragedy would be unfolded by
+some occupant of the low armchair. Vivid impressions trod close upon
+the heels of one another. It was like fragments of melodramatic films
+pieced together at random: all had to be carried in the mind until the
+case might be considered closed. Most of the actors in these dramas
+disappeared into the outer space, and then months later they would
+drift in again in some new drama, only to disappear finally after the
+Armistice.
+
+What has become of them all? What are all those spies and pseudo-spies
+now doing for a living? Where are all the temporary officers who were
+living riotously at the Savoy like butterflies that emerge untimely
+into the winter sunshine? Where are the girls that shared their revels
+during those purple weeks? Are they serving behind some counter? Have
+they pawned their jewellery and their furs? Or are they safely married
+in some suburban lodging and finding life a little flat? What has
+become of the young men who tore about the country in high-powered
+cars, who loved to use their cut-out while racing up the Mall? Do
+they now drive motor-’buses, or are they chicken-farming in Canada?
+The whole drama and all the actors have vanished, as they do in the
+real theatre ten minutes after the curtain has fallen. And where are
+the young women who used to take us elderly gentlemen by the elbow
+and help us into ’buses? Do they miss the toes of the passengers on
+which they used to tread; the uniform, the excitement of doing men’s
+work; or are they glad to be quit of it all and settle down to some
+less exciting occupation? These young people thought that there was
+to be a new heaven and a new earth in which the young would toil not
+nor spin but would have purses like the widow’s cruse. And the rest of
+us thought that there would certainly be a new earth--mostly made up
+of revolutions. As the War went on we began to realise that the real
+England--all the England that really mattered--was in Northern France,
+in Gallipoli, in Salonika, Egypt, and Mesopotamia.
+
+All the exciting events, from the point of view of police action, seem
+to have been crowded into 1915 and the early part of 1916. September
+was a notable month because we had at the same time the great forgeries
+of the ‘G’ series of Treasury Notes, the seizure of the Austrian
+dispatches from the United States which were being carried by an
+American journalist, and the Indian murder conspiracy.
+
+It had been reported to the police that the little active band of
+Indian revolutionaries who were working with the Germans in Berlin
+were running to and from Switzerland in connection with an extensive
+assassination plot. A seizure of documents late in August corroborated
+this. Whether the plot was devised by certain Indian revolutionaries or
+by the Germans themselves is not clear. The plan was to bring about the
+simultaneous assassination of the leading men in Entente countries.
+The names of the King of Italy, Lord Grey, Lord Kitchener, Mons.
+Poincaré, Mons. Viviani, and Sr. Salandro were specially mentioned.
+The bombs had been manufactured in Italy and were tested by the German
+military authorities at the military testing ground near Berlin. At
+the English end of the conspiracy were certain British Indians, one of
+whom was living with a German woman whom he declared to be his wife.
+An Englishwoman was known to be privy to their plans, and a Swiss
+girl was the messenger between Switzerland and the English group. The
+case was one of extraordinary difficulty, because the real culprit,
+Chattopadhya, an Indian well known in Berlin, made only flying visits
+to Switzerland, and was careful never to set foot on the soil of an
+Entente country. As soon as the available evidence was complete steps
+were taken simultaneously to detain all the persons who were in British
+jurisdiction. They were interned as persons dangerous to the safety of
+the Realm, and kept in internment until the Armistice, despite repeated
+appeals to the Committee set up to revise Internment Orders made by the
+Home Secretary.
+
+About the examinations in my room there was never anything in the
+nature of what the Americans call the ‘Third Degree,’ which, I
+understand, consists in startling or wearying the suspect into a
+confession. If they preferred not to answer questions they were
+detained until further inquiry could be made about them. In many cases
+it was the detention that influenced them. They were not sent to prison
+unless it was clear that their detention would have to be prolonged.
+There was a range of cells in the adjacent building of Cannon Row
+Police Station: one of these was furnished as a bed-sitting-room,
+and was known as the ‘extradition cell’: the others were the ordinary
+cells in which remand prisoners are placed after arrest. One has to
+put oneself into the suspect’s position in order to realise what
+this change of circumstances meant to him. He had been full of the
+excitement and interest of foreign travel, fresh from a voyage in a
+liner, where he was unsuspected and liked. Suddenly he found himself
+within four narrow walls, in silence and without the amenities of
+comfortable armchairs and tables. If he wished to write he might do so,
+but everything he wrote would be subject to scrutiny. He had, however,
+ample time for reflection, and now that the first move must come from
+his side it was not long before he would send a request for another
+interview. If he did not he would, in course of time, be sent for, but
+the period of waiting without any fixed date usually had its effect.
+
+In the middle of October 1915 very definite evidence reached us of the
+extent of the German-Indian conspiracy and the length the conspirators
+were prepared to go. The Indian Committee in Berlin was established
+quite early in the War. After his expulsion from the United States
+Har Dayal, who had been conducting the ‘Ghadr’ (Mutiny) newspaper
+in California, went to Switzerland, and on the outbreak of war he,
+Chattopadhya, and some other Indian revolutionaries who were living
+in Switzerland went to Berlin. At first the Germans, feeling that
+they had them quite in their power, treated them with some contempt,
+but this attitude changed when one or two Germans who posed as Indian
+experts persuaded the Government to found an Indian Committee to
+concert measures for starting a revolution in India under a German
+President. They had a Press Bureau and a regular working scheme for
+corrupting the loyalty of Indian prisoners of war. Still, though tons
+of paper and lakes of ink were consumed, no headway was being made
+until March 1915, when an Indian land-owner named Pertabr conceived
+the plan of going over to the Germans in the character of an Indian
+prince. He had some slight claim to this self-assumed title since he
+was the son of a deposed ruler of a small native State. Having obtained
+a passport from the Indian Government on the backing of a man whose
+loyalty was unquestioned, he arrived in Switzerland from Marseilles and
+lost no time in communicating with Har Dayal, who took him to see the
+German Consul. Now it does not take much to deceive a German official
+about Oriental matters. Pertabr wore native dress, and was aloof and
+condescending. In fact, his haughtiness was exactly what the German
+Consul would have expected from a Rajah. When pressed to enter the
+Fatherland Pertabr declared firmly that he would not cross the German
+frontier until he had a promise that the Kaiser would receive him in
+person. This arrangement suited Har Dayal admirably, for he would
+become the intermediary between the two potentates and the springs of
+money would begin again to flow. After several journeys to and from
+Berlin an audience was arranged. It was characteristic of the German
+Consul that he besought Pertabr in all humility to say a good word for
+him to the All Highest when he should enter the Presence.
+
+No doubt Pertabr had day-dreams of himself mounted on a fiery white
+steed at the head of conquering bands as the new liberator of India. At
+Delhi he would receive the homage of the native princes. He may have
+imbued the Kaiser with some of these ideas, though one cannot imagine
+that the Imperial mind had any day-dreams of Oriental conquests in
+which some other man was to prance on a white horse; but however this
+may be, a mission did start for Kabul, headed by ‘Prince’ Pertabr with
+three German officers and several released Indian prisoners of war, to
+raise the Amir against India. They passed through Constantinople during
+the first week of September, and then they disappeared into space. It
+was learned afterwards that they got no farther than Afghanistan, and
+that the fragments of the mission were reported many months later to be
+wandering as homeless outcasts about Central Asia.
+
+That was not the end of the German attempts upon India. Some few months
+later there came into our hands an autograph letter addressed by the
+Kaiser to the ruling princes in India, which had been photographed down
+to a size little exceeding that of a postage stamp, and enclosed in a
+tiny tube to be concealed about the body. The belief in German circles
+was that Persia was about to rise on the side of Germany, and that that
+would be the signal for the invasion of India by the Afghans.
+
+The headquarters of the Indian conspirators who were being manipulated
+by the Germans in America were at Berkeley, California. It was there
+that the ‘Ghadr’ (Mutiny) newspaper was printed in the vernacular,
+and arrangements were made for shipping arms to India at the German
+expense. It took many months to convince the Californian police
+authorities that there were ample grounds for taking action under the
+neutrality laws, but when they did move they moved to some purpose. The
+two Indian leaders were arrested. When they were brought to trial one
+of them, convinced from the intimate knowledge of his secret activities
+disclosed by the prosecution that the other had turned informer,
+slipped a pistol from his pocket and shot his companion in open court.
+But in the Western States such incidents do not disturb the presence of
+mind of Assize Court officials: the deputy-sheriff whipped an automatic
+from his pocket, and from his elevated place at the back of the court,
+aiming above and between the intervening heads, shot the murderer dead.
+And so, in less than ten seconds the sentence which the Judge was about
+to pronounce was more than executed.
+
+The Germans are not naturally fitted to acquire an influence over
+Orientals, though they have tried hard to do it. The Kaiser, who was a
+master of pantomimic display, rode into Jerusalem properly clad as a
+new Crusader. He conformed to such Oriental customs as were considered
+compatible with his dignity, and he was getting on quite well until
+some vulgar-minded non-German Europeans set the natives laughing at
+him. Ridicule kills more surely than the assassin’s knife.
+
+I remember a rather pompous proconsul who was determined to impress
+the natives of the Pacific Islands by stage-management. He happened to
+be a Doctor of Law at Cambridge, and, in addition to his gilded Civil
+Service uniform, he arrayed himself in the scarlet robe of a Doctor of
+Law, and stalked solemnly under the palm-trees with two little native
+boys carrying his train. The natives had never seen anything quite so
+gorgeous, and all went well until the procession had to pass a store
+kept by a certain ribald Englishman with an extensive knowledge of the
+vernacular. It was enough for him to utter one phrase in the native
+language to scatter all the official pomp to the four winds. The
+comment ran down the whispering gallery to the farthest recesses of
+the island, and, instead of the awed hush on which the proconsul had
+counted, he was received with broad and rather pitying smiles. That
+finished any prestige that he might have had in this particular group.
+
+It was so once with a French naval post-captain who determined to
+overawe the natives with a display of naval force. To this end he
+landed a considerable force of bluejackets and began to drill them on
+shore. He had a peculiar strut in his walk which fired the imagination
+of a small native boy who had been born lacking in a sense of
+reverence. As the captain marched proudly at the head of his men he
+became conscious that there was something about him which was provoking
+roars of merriment among the spectators. He began furtively to pat
+various parts of his anatomy to see whether there had been a mishap to
+his clothing, and it was not for some time that he realised that just
+behind him was a small boy caricaturing his every movement. That little
+episode settled the French question.
+
+But I am wandering far from my subject, which was German intrigues in
+the Orient. Some little time before the War German agents had made
+great play with the tribes in the hinterland of Tripoli, and when war
+was declared they did succeed in producing in the Senussi a hostile
+spirit against the Allies. In 1916 an English ship of war, the _Tara_,
+was sunk by a submarine off the North African coast. As usual, the
+German commander made no attempt to save the crew, but officers and men
+to the number of about a hundred did succeed in getting ashore. They
+found themselves in an inhospitable sandy desert, with nothing but what
+they stood up in and with no means of communicating with the outside
+world. For all that was known, the ship had been sunk with all hands.
+
+The first step, of course, was to get something to eat and drink. A
+little way inland they found a well, but there was a dead camel in
+it. At first they thought that the death of the camel might have been
+recent, and they hauled him up with the idea of eating him, but the
+first cut with a knife was enough, and they left him where he was,
+and yet forty-eight hours later some of them were glad to eat of this
+loathsome food, or go under.
+
+Very soon after their landing they fell into the hands of Senussi
+Arabs, who gave them almost nothing to eat and insisted upon their
+marching inland under the pitiless sun half dead with hunger and
+thirst. At last they reached a little village presided over by what
+they took to be a Mohammedan priest, but the bluejackets nicknamed him
+‘Holy Joe.’ ‘Holy Joe’ was a holy terror. He drove these wretched men
+out in the morning under the lash to till his fields, and he gave them
+next to nothing to eat. Fortunately, the desert in these parts grew
+snails--great grey-shelled monsters--in prodigious numbers, and it was
+part of the routine to bring in from the fields a quota of these snails
+for the evening meal. The cook became quite expert in the management
+of snails. There was no lid to the pot, and there was not enough fuel
+to bring the water to the boil before putting in his snails, so he put
+them in cold and poured water upon them, or what passed for water in
+these parts, and lighted the fire. As the pot warmed up, the snails,
+not unnaturally, tried to get out, and the cook had to spend his time
+in heading them back again. When the evening meal was ready the snails
+had left their shells and lay in a muddy and unappetising mass at the
+bottom of the soup. That is what our wretched men had to live upon for
+months, and as time wore on the hunting-grounds were farther afield.
+They had eaten all the snails for furlongs round the plantations.
+
+Once the commander made an attempt to escape in order to report the
+existence of the prisoners to some one who would communicate with
+Egypt, but he failed. He had, however, written appeals to the Turkish
+authorities for more food, and it was through one of these appeals that
+deliverance came.
+
+Every one remembers the fine exploit of the Duke of Westminster with
+his fleet of armoured cars--how he scattered a Turkish army, and how he
+carried terror into the hearts of the tribesmen. Now it chanced that
+on the evening of the action some of his men discovered a derelict
+motor-car and searched it, and that, in the course of the search, they
+lighted upon a dirty piece of paper and brought it in to the Duke. It
+was actually one of the commander’s appeals, and it gave the name of
+the village. Thus, for the first time certain rumours that British
+prisoners were detained by the Senussi were confirmed. But now came
+a fresh difficulty. No one knew where the village was. It was not
+marked in any of the maps, and one could not scour the desert in every
+direction to find what might be a mythical village. Inquiries were made
+of the Turkish prisoners, and at last one was found who had heard of
+the village. In fact, his father had once taken him there when he was a
+little boy, but all he remembered of it was that on the hill above it
+there was a single date-tree and under the date-tree an ancient stone
+well. He thought that it lay in the direction to which he pointed.
+
+This prisoner was taken up on one of the light cars as a guide. For
+many hours they ploughed the sand, and then there was a council of war.
+They had petrol not much more than sufficient for the return journey.
+If they went any farther they might have to leave the car behind them,
+but the Duke would not turn back. Whatever happened, he meant to find
+this village and to rescue the prisoners, and so they went on, and a
+very few minutes later the guide uttered a loud cry, sprang from the
+car, and lay grovelling in the sand. ‘An ambush!’ every one said, and
+they covered him with their rifles in order that, if any had to die,
+he should be the first, but it was no ambush. With keener sight than
+theirs he had spied the single date-palm. They took him up again and
+drove to the palm. He jumped down and dug at the sand like a dog, until
+he disclosed the coping of an ancient well, and a few yards farther on
+they came in sight of the village.
+
+The company of prisoners were just sitting down to discuss their
+evening snails when a bluejacket came in breathless to say that he
+had seen a ‘blinking motor-car.’ Either he was pulling their legs or
+he had a touch of the sun, and in either case the best treatment was
+to throw stones at him, which they did, but he persisted, and at last
+a few of them broke away from the circle to reconnoitre. There, sure
+enough, in the slanting rays of the sun _was_ a motor-car. They ran
+towards it hailing it as loudly as they could, and they in the car
+itself, seeing a party of gaunt and vociferous natives almost naked
+in their rags, were for keeping them at a safe distance. It was not
+until they recognised the English language that they knew they were
+fellow-countrymen.
+
+Normally, the story stops there, but a bluejacket who was one of the
+party added a little postscript of his own. Before they left the
+village there was a little account to settle--a little matter of
+account with ‘Holy Joe,’ who had wielded the whip over them all these
+months. He winked and he nodded, and he would say no more, but it was
+gathered that ‘Holy Joe’ did not go out of this world with a smile upon
+his face.
+
+The Germans were as busy with the Moors as they were with the Arabs,
+and their efforts were quite as ineffective. It must have been uphill
+work in Morocco for the German agent. There was one who had brought
+the Sus tribes almost up to the point of rising, but they stipulated
+for arms. Otherwise they would throw in their lot against Germany.
+There was nothing for it but to tell them that arms had been written
+for, and that they might be expected by ship at any moment. With such
+promises the Germans managed to keep up the spirit of expectation
+until one day the lights of a steamer were seen approaching. Evidently
+this was the long-promised vessel. The whole tribe turned out upon the
+beach to assist in landing the cargo, but suddenly a dazzling beam shot
+out from the vessel, illuminating the whole of the foreshore. It was
+a French warship, and in another moment a shell from one of the guns
+landed right in the middle of the village. So that was the kind of
+lie on which the German agent was feeding them! There were whispered
+consultations. No one knows except the German agent, who is not now
+in a position to tell us, exactly what happened. One must always make
+subtractions from native stories, but the tale that reached Tangier was
+that the German was bidden to a meal at which he ate certain viands
+which disagreed with him, so that in the end, being a very fat man, he
+burst asunder and gave up his life.
+
+The war work of women made many friendships and a few implacable
+enmities. The husband of a lady of high degree came to consult me about
+an anonymous letter that had reached her. No threats, either actual or
+implied, brought it within the criminal law, and, as he pointed out,
+the handwriting and the notepaper, as well as an obviously intimate
+knowledge of the lady, marked it as being the production of a person
+of the same class, not improbably a ‘friend.’ To say that it contained
+home-truths would be a reckless under-statement. It was the outpouring
+of a spirit that can endure no more. ‘You are well known,’ it said,
+‘as the most disagreeable and vulgar woman in London,’ and it went on
+to tell her why. I could almost hear the sigh of relief as she signed
+herself ‘A Well-wisher.’
+
+No question here of a German spy nor of criminal proceedings, but
+mysterious documents are always fascinating, and by the time the
+husband called again I had identified the writer beyond possibility
+of error as a lady of the same War Committee revolving in the same
+social circle as the recipient of the letter. I told the husband that
+the mystery was cleared up. ‘But what we want to know,’ he said, ‘is
+who wrote it.’ On that point I said I could not enlighten him: it was
+against the rules. The next day he returned with a list of his wife’s
+friends whose attachment to her was doubtful, and asked me to say
+whether the list did or did not include the anonymous writer. I fear he
+has never forgiven me for remaining firm.
+
+They have curious ideas abroad about the way in which the British
+conduct a war. A Bulgarian who was taking leave of an English official
+when returning to Bulgaria said, ‘Remember, I have nothing to say
+about this plan of assassinating Ferdinand.’ ‘What plan?’ asked the
+astonished Englishman. ‘Your plan. You are clearly within your rights,
+but I think as time goes on you will find out that Ferdinand will be
+more useful to you alive than dead.’ Before Roumania came into the War
+a Roumanian met a general of the Prussian Staff at dinner in Berlin.
+After dinner the general said, ‘I knew your late King. He was a fine
+man. What a pity the English murdered him.’ The Roumanian replied that
+there must be some mistake: the King died in his bed. But the general
+brushed this aside, and gave him a list of the notables in various
+countries who had been murdered by the English. One of them was Jaurès,
+the French Socialist!
+
+In July 1915 officers returning from the Front noticed a wave of
+pessimism as unreasonable as the former optimism. People were just
+recovering from the shock of learning that Lord Kitchener had foretold
+that the War would last three years instead of the six months that
+so many had been counting upon. The cry of ‘Look at the map’ was in
+the mouth of constitutional pessimists in high places, and if one had
+looked at the map instead of at the men there would have been no spirit
+left in any one. Fortunately, geography is not efficiently taught us
+at school. All we knew was that, man for man, our soldiers were better
+than the Germans and that if, as we were sometimes told, the winning of
+the War depended upon killing Germans we should win through in the end;
+or if, as the Germans were never tired of telling each other, it was to
+be a war of endurance, we felt sure that we could hold out longer than
+they. When a party was criticising the conduct of the War in November
+1915, I remember a naval officer retorting, ‘If our Admiralty and our
+War Office and all our Government Departments had been perfect we
+should have lost the War long ago.’
+
+A little later in the War the same naval officer was examining a
+captured German submarine officer. The German said bitterly, ‘I cannot
+understand you English. If you had joined hands with us we should have
+dominated the world between us.’
+
+‘But,’ replied the British sailor, ‘we did not want to dominate the
+world.’ The German appeared to feel that he understood the English less
+than ever.
+
+In the autumn of 1915 the horde of young Irishmen who were emigrating
+to escape military service became a scandal. The number of Irish
+emigrants of military age during October 1915 was four thousand.
+Even so, it is to be doubted whether a new regulation prescribing
+that no passport was to be granted to men of military age would have
+been passed but for the fact that the Irish stokers on a White Star
+liner refused to carry such emigrants, and one Company after another,
+including even two American lines, refused to allow them to come on
+board their ships.
+
+The suppression of a daily newspaper was resorted to only once during
+the War. On 5th November 1915 the _Globe_, which had helped the
+police more than once, published a statement that Lord Kitchener had
+tendered his resignation to the King, whereas, in fact, he was leaving
+the country on an important mission which could not at the moment be
+made public. On the following day a warrant was drawn up, empowering
+officers of the Special Branch to suppress the paper. As no newspaper
+had been suppressed in England for about a century there were no
+precedents on which we could work, nor was I sufficiently acquainted
+with the mechanical details of newspaper production to be able to
+instruct the officers off-hand what part of the machinery should be
+seized and removed. We entered the premises between five and six that
+evening. The machines were in full blast in the basement. Newspaper
+boys were hurrying in and out. The Inspector showed the warrant to
+the manager, and the machines were stopped. Going downstairs, I found
+a very obliging man who must have thought that I was a more or less
+distinguished visitor who was to be shown over the plant. I said
+to him, ‘Supposing that you wanted to take away some part of this
+machinery which would make it impossible to run the machines again
+until it was restored and yet do no damage to the plant, what would
+you take?’ ‘Oh, that’s easy,’ he said, and he led me to a certain
+engine, from which he took a portion which I could carry away in my
+hand. I thanked him, and carried it away. That was how the _Globe_ was
+suppressed until such time as the directors of the newspaper had come
+to an arrangement with the Government.
+
+The restrictions on the liberty of the Press were really imposed by the
+Press itself. Proprietors and editors measured all their criticisms
+by one test--whether what they wished to publish would be turned
+to account by the enemy. Their patriotism throughout the War was
+whole-hearted and unquestioned.
+
+In 1916 an Austrian submarine stopped a steamer in the Mediterranean
+on which Colonel Napier and Captain Wilson were passengers. They were
+carrying the diplomatic bags from the Legation in Athens. All but one
+of the bags were immediately thrown overboard, but as they contained
+buoyant packages insufficiently compensated by weights, one at least
+failed to sink and was picked up by the submarine. From the fact that
+the Austrians hailed the steamer and demanded the surrender of Colonel
+Napier by name it was clear that a spy, probably at Corfu, had given
+them information. Naturally there was some confusion: a lady concealed
+the bag that had not been thrown overboard; Colonel Napier went on
+board the submarine and was interned in Austria; the steamer continued
+her voyage to Italy.
+
+Now it chanced that on the steamer was a very tall, lank currant
+merchant who spoke no tongue but his native Greek, but was brimming
+over with geniality, particularly towards English people, on whom he
+was dying to practise the few words of English that he knew. Another
+British officer who was on board undertook to carry the bag to England,
+and for this purpose the steamer called at an Italian port specially
+to land him. The irrepressible Greek, seeing an opportunity of making
+the journey to England with a companion who would interpret for him,
+hastily collected his modest luggage and, wreathed in ingratiating
+smiles, attempted to board the boat. He was sternly repelled from the
+gangway; the steamer continued on her voyage and landed her passengers.
+
+The officer had gained no time by his detour: the other passengers
+arrived in Rome in time to take the same train for Paris; he was
+just taking his seat with the precious bag when the currant merchant
+recognised him and rushed upon him with outstretched hand, as who
+should say, ‘My deliverer! We will travel in the same compartment.’
+Probably he ascribed the rebuff he received to the well-known
+eccentricity of the British character, for at the Gare du Nord the same
+comedy was enacted, as well as on the Havre-Southampton boat. Long
+before this he had been classed as a German spy, and at Southampton he
+was handed over to the police and brought to me in custody.
+
+In a seedy frock-coat, unshaved, speechless, except in voluble Greek,
+and bewildered by British eccentricity, he certainly seemed to justify
+all the suspicions that had been attached to him. I was about to send
+for a Greek interpreter when I was informed that his brother, a currant
+merchant of Mincing Lane, was asking leave to come in, and there walked
+into the room his double--a man so like him in stature, attenuation
+and feature that when dressed alike they could never have been
+distinguished. But the brother spoke fluent English, and the motive for
+all this misplaced geniality was explained. I hope that this currant
+merchant has not lost his love for the English nation, but I have my
+doubts.
+
+At a time when the spy mania was at its highest we found ourselves
+involved in a ghost story. A certain titled foreigner, a devout
+Catholic, had taken and enlarged an early Tudor farm in one of the
+southern counties in which, according to local tradition, a Spanish
+friar named Don Diego had been found concealed during one of the
+Recusant persecutions and murdered. To the simple villagers any
+foreigner, disembodied or otherwise, was almost certain to be engaged
+in intrigues against the Allied cause, and if he had been a priest in
+these troublous times he could have had no love for this Protestant
+country. Moreover, the farm had been filled with strange furniture
+and was full of dark corners, mysterious doorways and galleries.
+Strangers came down from London for week-ends, and it was whispered in
+the village that there were strange doings behind the oaken shutters
+after nightfall. In this rumour was for once correct. Don Diego made no
+corporeal appearance: he was a voice and nothing more, but a voice of
+such a musical and thrilling quality that, in the opinion of those who
+listened, it could have proceeded from no earthly throat. Don Diego was
+more concerned with mundane than with spiritual matters, and his chief
+concern was match-making, which was unusual in disembodied spirits and
+not altogether becoming in a murdered priest. He wanted his host to
+make an advantageous marriage.
+
+The manifestations began generally at dinner. A singularly sweet voice
+of the quality which in ghost stories is called sepulchral would be
+heard calling the name of a guest: the family professed not to hear
+the voice. The guest would leave the table and follow the voice to
+the hall, where she would commune with it in private and return to
+her dinner filled with its mysterious injunctions. She had heard it,
+now from the gallery, now from the staircase, for the shade of Don
+Diego was amazingly agile in its movements, and to prove that it was
+no human voice there was the fact that whichever lady happened to be
+called the ghost could always tell her something of her past life, or
+some family secret that was known only to herself. These, however, were
+mere conversational by-paths; the burden of the sing-song voice was
+that people must be up and doing if the Count (for that was the host’s
+title) was to make an advantageous marriage.
+
+The rumours of espionage became so persistent that I invited the
+gentleman to an interview. He was nervous and evasive; he admitted
+the supernatural manifestations, but remarked that he could not be
+held responsible for having taken a haunted house. I felt certain,
+nevertheless, that he knew all about it, and I told him plainly that
+Don Diego must thenceforth lie quiet in his grave. It was a peculiarity
+of the murdered priest that he became vocal when the Count was present
+in the room. Sometimes the butler and one at least of the two footmen
+were there too; at others the Count would be absent and the servants be
+clearing the dinner-table.
+
+The fame of Don Diego spread very rapidly, and a small party of
+gentlemen interested in psychic phenomena took the matter up. What they
+represented themselves to be in order to gain admission to the haunted
+house I do not know, but I can conjecture. They found the poor Count in
+a state of nervous prostration from a disturbing anonymous letter that
+had reached him, and he was prepared for a visit of some kind; in fact,
+he was in a condition very favourable to their designs. What passed at
+an interview in which there was consummate acting on both sides has
+not transpired, but it resulted in a full written confession, and Don
+Diego has since appeared no more. The Count himself, aided by his Irish
+butler and two other men-servants, had been the voice in turns, the
+duty falling upon him who happened to be disengaged at the moment, and
+the confession was countersigned by them all. The supposed apparitions
+of Don Diego, it said, were produced by purely natural means for the
+purpose of practical joking, and an undertaking was given that no more
+phenomena would occur.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+
+THE GERMAN SPY
+
+
+My readers may now be asking themselves how soon I am going to write
+about German spies. There are obvious reasons why it is impossible
+to divulge secrets. I shall tell, therefore, as much as the military
+authorities have already allowed to be divulged and nothing more, but I
+shall tell most of it at first hand.
+
+There is much confused thinking about the ethics of spying on movements
+of an enemy. The very word ‘spy’ has acquired so ugly a significance
+that we prefer to disguise our own spies as ‘Intelligence’ or ‘Secret
+Service Officers,’ and to regard them as necessary evils; but any
+Government that accepted the standards set up by certain censorious
+newspapers and declined to ask Parliament for a vote for Secret Service
+on the ground that it was dishonourable would be guilty of treason
+against its own countrymen. To be forewarned about the intentions of
+an enemy, whether internal or external, may be to save the lives and
+property of many hundreds, and to allow the enemy to make all his
+preparations unheeded would be criminal negligence of the worst kind.
+The cost of a good system of Intelligence is like the premium paid for
+insurance against fire.
+
+Whether an individual degrades himself by engaging in espionage depends
+on how and why he does it. If his motives are purely patriotic and he
+performs this dangerous duty at the risk of his life, without thought
+of personal gain; if in carrying out the duty he does not stoop to form
+friendships in order to betray them, but comes out with clean hands,
+what is there degrading in his service? But if he spies upon a nation
+with which his country is not at war merely for the money he can make
+and lives riotously, as nearly all such hirelings do, he should be
+treated like the vermin that he is and nailed to the barn-door as a
+warning to others. Nevertheless, there is something pitiful even about
+such men when they have played their stake and lost and they feel the
+cold hand laid upon them and all their profitless debaucheries sour
+upon the palate. It is as if they ran unheeding round a corner and came
+suddenly upon Death standing in the path. Then all honour to them if
+they can meet him with a smile, for not all of us, feeling that cold
+breath on our cheek and the grip of the bony fingers closing on us, can
+be sure that we should pass through the ordeal with credit.
+
+During the first few days of the War I remember a staff officer
+remarking that we should repeat the experience of the Napoleonic Wars:
+we should begin the War with the worst Intelligence Service in Europe
+and end with the best. I was inclined to think that he was right about
+the first part of his prediction, and I now think that he was right
+about the second. But then if he had gone on to say that the Germans
+started the War with the most elaborate Secret Service organisation in
+Europe and ended it with the worst he would have been equally right.
+I have already related how at the vital moment of mobilisation the
+whole of the German organisation in the United Kingdom was broken
+up; how it was possible for us to dispatch our Expeditionary Force
+to France without the loss of a single man or a single horse, and
+without the knowledge of the Germans. It was, of course, not long
+before they attempted to make good. They had established espionage
+centres at Antwerp and Brussels, they had branch offices in connection
+with the German Consulate at Rotterdam. Unfortunately for them,
+there was great jealousy between the navy and the army, and each had
+been entrusted with a certain amount of Secret Service money, on
+which they entered into a sort of civil war of competition. Anything
+reported by a spy employed by the German naval authorities was at once
+ridiculed by the military Intelligence, and _vice versa_. This keen
+competition made them a very easy prey. On one occasion an adventurous
+Englishman actually passed into Belgium to take service in one of these
+Intelligence offices, and came back with useful information. They were
+prone also to engage quite unsuitable people--the sort of people who
+in war-time at once become what the French call _Agents doubles_; that
+is to say, they attempt to serve both sides, either with the object
+of obtaining double pay or of making their lives safe in the event of
+detection. What these men do for a living in peace time is hard to
+guess. I can imagine them running cheap gambling-hells, frequenting
+the docks to pick up some dishonest profit, resorting to a little
+blackmail, and performing the humbler offices for the White Slave
+trafficker. In war-time you will find them swarming in every capital,
+for war is their brief summer. The money they get by their complicated
+villainies is spent with both hands. They live like princes and dress
+like bookmakers’ touts. The Germans were so easy to manipulate that
+quite early in the War some of these men came over and offered their
+services to us. They felt sure that any story, however improbable,
+would be swallowed. Certainly the Germans got more interesting
+information from the _agents doubles_ than they ever got from their own
+spies in England. Sometimes they acted upon it, and they paid quite
+liberally. When you come to think of it, not many private Englishmen
+were in a position to give naval or military information of importance,
+and still less a foreigner who dared not ask questions.
+
+There was in my office an armchair in which every spy, real or fancied,
+sat while he was accounting for his movements. It was realised during
+the first weeks of the War by the judges and the law officers, as well
+as by the laity, that the ordinary criminal procedure was of no avail
+against spies. If no questions could be asked of a person under arrest,
+how were you to piece together the documents in his possession--marked
+dictionaries, memoranda of addresses, code telegrams, and the like. The
+only way and, to the innocent, the fairest way was to adopt something
+like the French criminal procedure. As I have said, there was never
+anything approaching what is called in America ‘the Third Degree.’ The
+suspects were cautioned that they need not answer any questions, but
+that what they said might be used in evidence against them, a caution
+which almost invariably induced loquacity, and questions and answers
+were recorded in shorthand. I suppose that on the average four persons
+a day sat in that chair throughout the War. At the least, nine out of
+every ten who might otherwise have been detained under suspicion for an
+indefinite period were entirely cleared by the examination. It used to
+be a joke among my staff that no single person, however angry he was
+when he came in, left the room without thanking me profusely, though
+one, and he was a Mexican, did afterwards make a claim of £10,000 for
+moral and intellectual damages. One man was so grateful that he asked
+leave to make a contribution to the fund of the Police Orphanage.
+This I had not the face to allow, perhaps because his arrest had been
+the result of a mistake, and I felt that, if money had to pass, it
+should be going the other way.
+
+[Illustration: ANTON KUPPFERLE. ROBERT ROSENTHAL. CARL HANS LODY.
+COURTENAY DE RYSBACH.]
+
+I made a discovery about that low armchair. For some time I had noticed
+that whenever a particularly disconcerting question was put the suspect
+instinctively raised himself by the arms to reply to it. My assistant,
+in peace time an eminent K.C., suggested one day that I should sit in
+it and be interrogated by him. I felt at once an irresistible impulse
+to raise my face to the level of his. The fact is that if you want to
+get the truth out of a witness the worst way is to put him in a box
+above the level of the cross-examining counsel; if our law courts were
+intelligently constructed the cross-examiner should take his stand in
+a kind of lift and be suddenly elevated to the proper position just
+before his cross-examination begins. Primitive races have found this
+out, for their chiefs stand erect while their inferiors squat on the
+ground when they are being questioned.
+
+During the first few days of the War I detained a curious person
+who arrived in the country on an American passport, and who claimed
+to be a major in the Mexican army. He was a typical international
+spy--mysterious, wheedling, and apprehensive. He pretended to be
+eager to enter our service. I told him that we would make use of his
+services--as a prisoner of war in Brixton Prison. It was not until
+early in 1916 that the capture of von Papen’s cheque-books disclosed
+his real activities. He had been engaged in the United States in
+sabotage, and probably he had come to this country for the same
+purpose, but he took alarm, imagining that his every movement was
+being watched, and he came to us with offers of service to save his
+own skin. When we found his name among the cheques I sent for him
+from prison to ask him to explain. He then made a statement about his
+activities in America, which was considered so important that on 18th
+March 1916 he was sent over to the United States to give evidence
+against two of the German Consuls, one of whom was Krupps’ agent, for
+attempted outrage and breach of neutrality. The American Government was
+quite ready to send us back our prisoner at the end of the case, but I
+assured them that we were altruistic and had no desire to deprive them
+of so interesting a personality. Afterwards he published in America his
+own version of his adventures.
+
+The first serious spy to be arrested was Lody. Carl Lody was a good
+example of the patriotic spy. He had been one of those Germans who had
+lived long enough in the United States to acquire what he believed to
+be fluent English with an American accent. He had held a commission
+in the German navy, and was a Reserve officer. He then entered the
+employment of the Hamburg-America Steamship Line as a guide for
+tourists. In that capacity he had travelled all over England, and had
+even attempted, though unsuccessfully, to obtain employment under
+Messrs. Thomas Cook & Son. A few days before 4th August 1914 Lody
+returned to Berlin from Norway, and got into touch with the German
+Intelligence. It happened that there was staying in Berlin at that time
+an American named Charles A. Inglis, who had applied to the American
+Embassy for a _visa_ to his passport, enabling him to continue his
+travels in Europe. His passport was passed by the Embassy to the
+German Foreign Office for the _visa_, but there it was ‘mislaid’ and
+the Foreign Office promised an exhaustive search. This passport was
+used by Lody. Mr. Inglis’s photograph was removed from it and Lody’s
+substituted. Mr. Inglis obtained a new American passport from his
+Embassy.
+
+As Mr. Charles Inglis, Lody presented himself at the North British
+Station Hotel in Edinburgh, and from Edinburgh he sent a telegram to
+one Adolf Burchard, in Stockholm. Telegrams had to pass the Censor,
+and there were matters in Inglis’s telegram that called for close
+scrutiny. Meanwhile, Lody took private lodgings, realising, no doubt,
+that hotels are not very safe places for spies. He hired a bicycle, and
+spent a fortnight in exploring the neighbourhood of Edinburgh, looking
+into Rosyth Harbour, and asking too many questions for the ordinary
+sightseer. From Edinburgh he came to London, and put up at a hotel in
+Bloomsbury. Here he interested himself in our anti-aircraft defences.
+He was back in Edinburgh two days later, and on 26th September he went
+to Liverpool, where ocean liners were being fitted out as auxiliary
+cruisers. From Liverpool he went to Holyhead and thence to Ireland, and
+here his nerve was a little shaken by the close questioning that he
+underwent. From the Gresham Hotel in Dublin, where other Americans were
+staying, he wrote to his Swedish correspondent that he was becoming
+nervous. He wrote all his letters both in English and German in
+ordinary ink, without any disguise. His information would have been of
+comparatively little value even if it had reached the Germans, which it
+did not. The only report that was allowed to go through was the famous
+story of the Russian troops passing through England.
+
+From Dublin Lody travelled to Killarney, no doubt on his way to
+Queenstown, but on 2nd October he was detained by the Royal Irish
+Constabulary to await the arrival of the detectives from Scotland
+Yard. They found among his luggage the forged passport, about £175
+in English notes and gold, a note-book with particulars of the naval
+fight in the North Sea of a few weeks earlier, addresses in Berlin,
+Stockholm, Bergen, and Hamburg, and copies of the four letters that
+he had written to Stockholm. He was tried by court-martial at the
+Guildhall, Westminster, on 30th and 31st October. His counsel made no
+defence except that Lody was a man who, having done his duty, left the
+consequences in the hands of the court. His grandfather had a military
+reputation; he had held a fortress against Napoleon, and the grandson
+wished to stand before his judges in that spirit. He was not ashamed
+of anything that he had done, he would not cringe for mercy, he would
+accept the decision of righteous men. He was found guilty and sentenced
+to death, and was executed in the Tower five days later. A letter that
+he wrote to his relations in Stuttgart before his execution was as
+follows:
+
+ ‘MY DEAR ONES,--I have trusted in God and He has decided. My hour has
+ come, and I must start on the journey through the Dark Valley like so
+ many of my comrades in this terrible War of Nations. May my life be
+ offered as a humble offering on the altar of the Fatherland.
+
+ ‘A hero’s death on the battlefield is certainly finer, but such is
+ not to be my lot, and I die here in the Enemy’s country silent and
+ unknown, but the consciousness that I die in the service of the
+ Fatherland makes death easy.
+
+ ‘The Supreme Court-Martial of London has sentenced me to death for
+ Military Conspiracy. To-morrow I shall be shot here in the Tower.
+ I have had just Judges, and I shall die as an Officer, not as a
+ spy.--Farewell. God bless you,
+
+ HANS.’
+
+He wrote a letter also to the officer commanding at Wellington Barracks:
+
+ ‘LONDON, _November 5th, 1914_.
+
+ ‘SIR,--I feel it my duty as a German Officer to express my sincere
+ thanks and appreciation towards the staff of Officers and men who
+ were in charge of my person during my confinement.
+
+ ‘Their kind and considered treatment has called my highest esteem and
+ admiration as regards good-fellowship even towards the Enemy, and if
+ I may be permitted I would thank you for make this known to them.--I
+ am, sir, with profound respect,
+
+ CARL HANS LODY, _Senior Lieutenant Imperial,
+ German Naval Res. 11. D_.’
+
+He left a ring to be forwarded to a lady in America, and this was done.
+It was believed that the German Government had insured his life for
+£3000 in favour of his relations, and that when, after some months,
+his death became known in Germany, the people of his native village
+planted an oak to be known evermore by his name. He met his death
+unflinchingly, and on the morning of his execution it is related that
+he said to the Assistant Provost Marshal, ‘I suppose you will not shake
+hands with a spy?’ and that the officer replied, ‘No, but I will shake
+hands with a brave man.’ Lody made a favourable impression on all who
+came into contact with him. In the quiet heroism with which he faced
+his trial and his death there was no suspicion of histrionic effect.
+He never flinched, he never cringed, but he died as one would wish all
+Englishmen to die--quietly and undramatically, supported in his courage
+by the proud consciousness of having done his duty.
+
+In those early days there was some difference of opinion as to whether
+it was sound policy to execute spies and to begin with a patriotic
+spy like Lody. We came to wish later on that a distinction could have
+been made between the patriotic spy and the hireling who pestered us
+through the ensuing years, but on the whole I think that the military
+authorities were right. It is an international tradition that spies in
+time of war must die, and if we had departed from the tradition the
+Germans would not. While the risk of death may appeal to the courageous
+national, it was certainly a deterrent to the scum of neutral spies who
+were ready to offer their services to either belligerent.
+
+On 14th February 1915 there arrived in Liverpool another spy not less
+courageous and patriotic than Lody, but grotesque in his inefficiency,
+and forbidding in his personal appearance. This was Anton Kuppferle,
+who was believed to have been a non-commissioned officer in the German
+army. How von Papen, who had financed him, could have sent a man so
+obviously German, so ignorant of the English language and the American
+accent, into an enemy country is incomprehensible. He pretended to be a
+commercial traveller in woollen goods, of Dutch extraction, and there
+was some slight colour for this in the fact that he had once traded as
+a woollen merchant in Brooklyn under the name of Kuppferle & Co. On the
+voyage over he was profuse in his conversations with strangers, to whom
+he represented himself as an American citizen with business in England.
+From Liverpool he wrote a letter to a certain address in Holland, which
+was probably the first letter that contained writing in invisible ink.
+In this he conveyed information about the war vessels he had seen when
+crossing the Atlantic. From Liverpool he went to Dublin, and from
+Dublin to London, where he was arrested with all his belongings and
+brought to New Scotland Yard. In his luggage was found letter paper
+corresponding with that which contained the invisible writing, together
+with the materials for communications in secret ink.
+
+He proved to be a typical German non-commissioned officer, stiff,
+abrupt, and uncouth. He made little attempt to explain his movements
+and fell back upon monosyllables. By this time the machinery for
+substituting civil trials for the military courts-martial was complete,
+and when the case was ready he was arraigned at the Old Bailey before
+the Lord Chief Justice of England and two other Judges, with all the
+trappings that belong to that historic court, even to the herbs that
+are scattered about the court in the ancient belief that they averted
+the infection of gaol fever, though modern science knows that there
+is now no gaol fever to avert, and that herbs would not avert it if
+there were. Sir John Simon, the Attorney-General, prosecuted, and Sir
+Ernest Wild defended. The evidence produced on the first day left
+little doubt of the result of the trial, and the Court rose with the
+practical certainty that it would meet again the following morning. But
+it never met. During the night in Brixton Prison the chief warder heard
+a muffled rapping from Kuppferle’s cell. He dressed himself hastily
+and came out into the passage, where he was met by the night warder,
+who announced that he could not see Kuppferle in his cell. With the
+aid of the master key the door was thrown open, and there they found
+the man hanging dead from the cell ventilator. He had tied his silk
+handkerchief tightly round his neck and, taking his stand on a heavy
+book, had kicked it away from under him. Every effort was made to
+restore life by artificial respiration, but in vain. On his cell slate
+was found the following message:
+
+ ‘To Whom it may Concern! My name is Kuppferle. _Née_ to (born in)
+ Sollingen, Rastatt I.B. (Baden). I am a soldier with rank I do not
+ desire to mention. In regard to my behalf lately I can say that I
+ have had a fair trial of the U. Kingdom, but I am unable to stand the
+ strain any longer and take the law in my own hands. I fought many a
+ battles, and death is only a saviour for me.
+
+ ‘I would have preferred the death to be shot, but do not wish to
+ ascend the scaffold as (a Masonic sign). I hope the Allmighty
+ architect of this Universe will lead me into the unknown land in the
+ East. I am not dying as a spy but as a soldier; my fate I stood as a
+ man, but cannot be a liar and perjur myself. Kindly I wish permit to
+ ask to notify my uncle, Ambros Broll, Sollingen, Rastatt, Germany,
+ and all my estates shall go to him.
+
+ ‘What I done I have done for my country. I shall express my thanks,
+ and may the Lord bless you all.--Yours,
+
+ ANTON KUPPFERLE.’
+
+On the back of the slate was written:
+
+ ‘My age is thirty-one, and I am born June 11th, 1883.’
+
+While in Brixton Prison he wrote a letter to another spy awaiting trial
+which was confiscated by the authorities:
+
+ ‘DEAR FRIEND,--After my study to-day I cannot refrain from writing
+ a few words again. Here is the true appearance of that deceitful
+ friendship. (He referred to our declaration that Belgian paper money
+ was worthless.) The English refuse credit to her so-called best
+ friend; so I suppose the fact that Belgium is now in our hands has
+ nothing to do with the state of things.
+
+ ‘I believe Ypres and neighbourhood have now fallen. If I could only
+ see the day when the whole British trickery is exposed; England’s
+ shame must be made known, otherwise there can be no justice. Oh, if I
+ could only be at the Front again for half an hour!
+
+ ‘That is my sole remaining wish. I shall not admit or say I am a
+ soldier, or that I know anything about Military matters.
+
+ ‘Our Cavalry has been heard of in Russia for the first time. Of
+ course, the Cavalry has been used by Infantry Service. Reports have
+ been made by cycle and telephone, and the latter is of greater
+ importance. The gas must have a great effect and be distasteful to
+ the English. In any case, it is a stupefying death and makes them
+ first vomit, like sea-sickness. It is an easy death, and if the
+ war lasts for some time many more will be killed by it.’
+
+[Illustration: THE PRISON SLATE ON WHICH ANTON KUPPFERLE WROTE HIS LAST
+MESSAGE.]
+
+This letter shows Kuppferle in a less amiable light. He had the true
+Prussian mentality. It was believed that in the early days of the War
+he had fought on the Western Front: he bore on his face the marks of
+a blow which may have been caused by the butt end of a rifle. He was
+buried in Streatham Park Cemetery.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+MÜLLER AND OTHERS
+
+
+Early in 1915 the Germans began to organise spy-receiving offices in
+Holland. Usually they pretended to be legitimate commercial agencies.
+Sometimes one member of a not too prosperous firm of commission agents
+would lend his offices for the purpose; sometimes a ‘business’ was
+opened in some upper room, where a few samples of cheap cigars and
+other goods were on view. Quite early in the year it was discovered
+that some foreigner who could write fluent English was sending regular
+communications to one of these addresses in a simple secret ink, and it
+was evident that he was the sort of person who would find out something
+which might at any time be of great use to the enemy. The letters were
+posted at various places in London, and there was no clue at all to
+the sender’s address. Like all spies, he was continually demanding
+money, and it was hoped for some time that a remittance from Holland
+would disclose his identity, but in the end the _dénouement_ came
+about in quite another way. A letter was intercepted in the Censorship
+which disclosed secret writing. It was not in the usual hand, and the
+incriminatory words said that ‘C’ had gone to Newcastle, and that the
+writer was sending the communication ‘from 201’ instead. I remember
+very well the morning when this sentence was shown to me. The postmark
+was Deptford. ‘201’ might or might not be the number of a house. We
+rang up Deptford Police Station and asked for a list of the streets in
+their area which ran to 201 houses. There was only one--Deptford High
+Street--and the occupant of that house had a German name, ‘Peter Hahn,
+Baker and Confectioner.’
+
+No one was more surprised than the stout little baker when a taxi
+deposited a number of police officers at his door. He proved to be a
+British subject, and to have been resident in Deptford for some years.
+While he was being put into the cab a search was made of his premises,
+and in a back room the police found a complete outfit for secret
+writing neatly stowed away in a cardboard box.
+
+When seated in my armchair Hahn was not at all communicative. He
+professed to know nothing of ‘C,’ and when further pressed he refused
+to answer any questions, but patient inquiry among his neighbours
+produced a witness who remembered that a tall Russian gentleman had
+been visiting Hahn at frequent intervals. His name was believed to
+be Müller, and his address a boarding-house in Bloomsbury. This
+limited the field of search. The register of every boarding-house
+was scrutinised, and within a few hours the police found the name of
+Müller; the landlady of the boarding-house confirmed the suggestion
+that he was a Russian, and said that he had lately gone to Newcastle
+to see some friends. The search was then transferred to Newcastle, and
+within a few hours Müller was found, arrested, and brought to London.
+He was a tall, spare, worried-looking person, anxious only to have an
+opportunity of clearing himself. He had never seen Hahn; had never been
+in Germany, and could not even speak the language. For some time he
+adhered to the story that he was a Russian. An inquiry into his past
+showed that he was one of those cosmopolitan, roving Germans who are
+hotel-keepers in one place, commercial travellers in another. At some
+time they have all been motor-car agents and touts. He spoke English
+with scarcely any trace of a foreign accent. With his glib tongue he
+had gone through the usual spy routine of making love to impressionable
+young women, and winning acquaintance by the promise of partnership in
+profitable speculations. He had some claim for registering himself as
+a Russian, for he had been born in Libau and spoke Russian as well as
+Flemish, Dutch, French, German, and English. Hahn, on the other hand,
+was merely a tool. He had been born in Battersea, and was therefore a
+British subject. In 1913 he was a bankrupt with assets of £3 to meet
+liabilities of £1800. His object, no doubt, was purely mercenary. As
+a British subject he had the right to be tried by civil court, and
+therefore, as it was not desirable to have two trials, both he and
+Müller were indicted at the Old Bailey in May 1915. Both were found
+guilty of espionage. Müller was sentenced to death, and Hahn to seven
+years’ penal servitude on the ground that he had been acting under
+Müller’s influence. Müller appealed unsuccessfully against his sentence.
+
+On 22nd June 1915 Müller was removed from Brixton Prison to the
+Tower in a taxi-cab, and by a curious fatality the cab broke down in
+Upper Thames Street. It was the luncheon hour, and a crowd formed
+immediately. A foreigner seated between two military policemen and
+going up the street towards the Tower was not lost on the crowd, which
+raised a cry of ‘German spy!’ Another taxi was quickly found, and the
+journey was resumed without further accident. The condemned man was
+highly strung, and he broke down on the night before his execution.
+On the following morning he pulled himself together, and insisted on
+passing gravely down the firing-party and shaking hands with each
+man. The Germans did not hear of his death for some time, for letters
+containing remittances continued to be received.
+
+About the middle of 1915 we learned that on a steamer bound from
+Rotterdam to Buenos Aires was an Argentine citizen named Conrad Leyter,
+who was believed to be carrying dispatches from Berlin to the German
+Embassy in Madrid. Leyter was removed from the steamer and brought to
+London. He said he was a shipping clerk, that he had come to Europe for
+a holiday, and was now on his way back to Buenos Aires. He gave a long
+and rather wearisome account of his holiday adventures in Germany and
+Holland, and nothing could be done until the clockwork had run down.
+Then we said, ‘But why were you going to Spain?’ There was another
+burst of eloquence, but no reply to that particular question. Whenever
+he paused for breath he was asked, ‘Why were you going to Spain?’ At
+last he could bear it no more. He jumped from his chair and said,
+‘Well, if you will know, I am going to Spain, and if you want to know
+why, I am carrying a dispatch to Prince Ratibor, the German Ambassador
+in Madrid.’
+
+‘Thank you. And where is the dispatch?’
+
+‘I have not got it. It is sewn up in the life-belt in my cabin.’
+
+That was all we wanted to know. Leyter went to an internment camp, the
+wireless was got to work, and in due course the dispatch was found in
+the life-belt, as he said. It was quite useful.
+
+Every now and then doubtful persons captured at sea came to us from far
+afield. In October 1915 a boarding officer in the Mediterranean, who
+was examining passengers on board the blue-funnel liner _Anchises_,
+found a man who was carrying a false passport believed to be forged.
+He was detained and sent to Egypt. In Cairo the luck was against him.
+While he was being interrogated and his imagination was soaring in full
+flight, a British officer who had known him in former years chanced
+to pass through the room and recognised him. ‘Hullo, von Gumpenberg!’
+he cried, slapping him on the back. After that it was useless to
+dissemble, and he gave his name as Baron Otto von Gumpenberg, and said
+that he had been squadron commander in the Death’s Head Hussars, and
+had been involved in a scandal for which he was arrested and imprisoned
+for seven months. On his release he became a vagabond adventurer. In
+Constantinople he was aide-de-camp to Enver Pasha; later he attached
+himself to Prince Wilhelm of Wied in his futile attempt to govern
+Albania. When war broke out he was called back to Germany to serve as
+a trooper, and, according to his own account, he served for eighteen
+months on the Russian Front with such distinction that when he returned
+wounded to Germany his commission was restored to him and he was posted
+to the command of a troop at the Front; but at this moment there
+happened to be a scheme for stirring up the tribes in North Africa,
+and he was dispatched to see what he could do with the Senussi. About
+that time the Senussi had captured a number of Italian prisoners, and
+von Gumpenberg accounted for being on the _Anchises_ by saying that he
+was being sent to the Senussi to obtain the release of these prisoners.
+We were impolite enough to express entire disbelief in this story.
+Unfortunately, in return for his confession made in Egypt he had been
+promised that he would be treated as an officer prisoner of war, and
+he had to be interned at Donnington Hall. His real object, no doubt,
+was to direct the hostile movements of the Senussi and other tribes
+against the Allies.
+
+The Germans now adopted commerce as the best cover for their agents.
+England was to be flooded with commercial travellers, especially
+travellers in cigars. The Censor began to pick up messages containing
+orders for enormous quantities of cigars for naval ports such as
+Portsmouth, Chatham, Devonport, and Dover. The senders turned out to be
+furnished with Dutch passports, though their nationality was doubtful.
+Now something happened to be known about their supposed employers
+in Holland, who kept one little back office in which a few mouldy
+samples were exposed, and yet here they were with a traveller in the
+Southern Counties and another sending orders from Newcastle. Naval
+ratings are not abstainers from tobacco, but they are not known to be
+in the habit of consuming large quantities of Havana cigars. One of
+the travellers named Haicke Petrus Marinus Janssen and the other named
+Wilhelm Johannes Roos were found doing the sights of London. Janssen
+was questioned first. He was a self-possessed person of about thirty
+years of age, and he claimed to be a sailor. He knew no German, in fact
+he had never been in Germany, and, being a Dutchman, he had a dislike
+for Germans. Why, he was asked, did his employers, Dierks & Co., engage
+a sailor to travel in cigars? To that he had no answer except that he
+had been unsuccessful in obtaining a berth as officer on a steamer. A
+friend had introduced him to Mr. Dierks because he could speak English
+and was looking for work. He said that he was the only traveller that
+Dierks had in England. We asked him whether he knew a man named Roos.
+‘No,’ he said, he had never heard of him. He was then sent to another
+room while Roos was brought in. He, too, was a seaman, a big, powerful
+man with the cut of a German seaman. He, too, said that he was a
+traveller for Dierks & Co.; that Dierks had two travellers, himself
+and Janssen. Would he know Janssen if he saw him? Certainly he would.
+Janssen was brought again into the room. He made a faint sign with his
+eyes and lips to Roos, but of course it was too late. ‘Is this the man
+you say you know?’ he was asked. He nodded, and Janssen was silent. On
+the way over to Cannon Row Roos suddenly dashed at a glass door which
+opened into the yard, smashed the panes, and jabbed his naked wrists
+on the jagged fragments of glass in the hope of cutting an artery. He
+was taken to Westminster Hospital to be bandaged, and later was removed
+to Brixton Prison, where he was put under observation as a potential
+suicide.
+
+The code used by these men was simple enough. They would send telegrams
+for 10,000 Cabañas, 4000 Rothschilds, 3000 Coronas, and so on. A
+message telegraphed from Portsmouth of this kind would mean that there
+were three battleships, four cruisers, and ten destroyers in the
+harbour, and these messages, so interpreted, corresponded with the
+actual facts on the dates of the telegrams. Neither man could produce
+any evidence that he had transacted _bona fide_ business with his
+cigars. They could not produce one genuine order. They were brought
+to trial for espionage and were convicted. A few days later both made
+confessions. Janssen actually gave some useful information about the
+German spy organisation in Holland. He said that his sympathies were
+really with us, and he could not understand how he had been tempted to
+serve the other side. It appeared that in 1913 he had actually been
+granted a silver medal by the Board of Trade for life-saving on the
+immigrant steamer, _Volturno_, which was burnt at sea with the loss of
+400 lives. Her wireless call for help was responded to by the vessel in
+which Janssen was serving, and he, among others, was instrumental in
+saving 500 lives. Roos feigned insanity in prison, and it was one of
+the pleas put forward by his counsel. There was, however, no medical
+support for this plea, and it was arranged that on 30th July both men
+should be executed in the Tower. They met their end stoically. Janssen
+was shot first. Roos asked as a last favour to be allowed to finish his
+cigarette. That done, he threw it away with a gesture as though that
+represented all the vanities of this world, and then he sat down in
+the chair with quiet unconcern. The news of the execution soon reached
+Holland, and the Germans began to find it very difficult to obtain
+recruits from neutral countries.
+
+[Illustration: WILHELM JOHANNES ROOS. AGUSTO ALFREDO ROGGIN. FERNANDO
+BUSCHMAN. GEORG BREECKOW.]
+
+During May and June 1915, in about a fortnight, no less than seven
+enemy spies were arrested. The most spectacular were Reginald Roland,
+whose real name was Georg T. Breeckow, and Mrs. Lizzie Wertheim.
+
+Breeckow was the son of a pianoforte manufacturer in Stettin, and he
+was himself a pianist. It is curious to reflect that professional
+musicians should have formed a respectable proportion of the detected
+spies. One would have thought that it was the last class that would be
+able to report intelligently on naval and military matters. Breeckow
+spoke English fluently, and knew enough Americanisms to pose plausibly
+as a rich American travelling in England for his health. Before he
+left Holland he was furnished with the address of Lizzie Wertheim, a
+German woman who had married a naturalised German and had thus acquired
+British nationality. She was a stout and rather flashy-looking person
+of the boarding-house type, and she had been in England for some
+years. She was separated from her husband, but on terms that made her
+independent. She was equally at home in Berlin, the Hague, and London.
+
+Breeckow, who appeared to be possessed of a considerable sum of money,
+was at once accorded a warm welcome. The pair hired horses from a
+riding-school, and rode in the Park during the mornings. They took
+their luncheon at expensive restaurants, and Lizzie Wertheim became
+intoxicated with this kind of life and waxed so extravagant that
+Breeckow had to expostulate and report the matter to his employers. She
+would no longer travel without a maid.
+
+It was decided between the two that the best working arrangement would
+be for the woman to do the field work, and for Breeckow to work up her
+reports in London and dispatch them to Holland. Mrs. Wertheim went to
+Scotland, hired a motor-car, and drove about the country picking up
+gossip about the Grand Fleet. Her questions to naval officers were,
+however, so imprudent that special measures were taken; Breeckow’s
+address was discovered, and in due course the two were brought to New
+Scotland Yard for interrogation. The artistic temperament of Breeckow
+was not equal to the ordeal. His pretence of being a rich American
+broke down immediately, and he was aghast to find out how much the
+police knew about his secret movements. Though he made no confession,
+he returned to Cannon Row in a state of great nervous tension. Lizzie
+Wertheim, on the other hand, was tough, brazen, and impudent, claiming
+that as a British subject she had a right to travel where she would.
+She declined to sit still in her chair, but walked up and down the
+room, flirting a large silk handkerchief as if she was practising a
+new dancing step. Further inquiries showed that, unlike the previous
+American passports carried by spies, which were genuine documents
+stolen by the German Foreign Office, this passport was a forgery right
+through. The American Eagle on the official seal had his claws turned
+round the wrong way, and his tail lacked a feather or two. The very red
+paper on which the seal was impressed did not behave like the paper on
+genuine documents when touched with acid, nor was the texture of the
+passport paper itself quite the same. It also transpired that Breeckow
+had been in America continuously from 1908, that he had got into touch
+with von Papen’s organisation, which had sent him back to Germany for
+service in this country. For this purpose he became an inmate of the
+Espionage School in Antwerp, where he was taught the tricks of the
+trade, which were quite familiar to us. He had also a commercial code
+for use when telegrams had to be sent.
+
+Breeckow had maintained throughout that he knew no German, but his
+assurance began to break down in the loneliness of a prison cell. He
+had a strong imagination, and no doubt the thought that his female
+accomplice might be betraying him worked strongly on his feelings. One
+morning I went over with a naval officer to see how he was. There was a
+question about signing for his property, and he was sent into the room
+for the purpose. When he found himself alone with us he said suddenly,
+‘Am I to be tried for my life?’
+
+‘I understand that you are to be tried.’
+
+‘What is the penalty for what I have done?’ (Up to this point he had
+made no confession.) ‘Is it death?’
+
+‘I do not know,’ I said. ‘You have not yet been tried.’
+
+‘I can tell from your face that it is death. I must know. I have to
+think of my old mother in Stettin. I want to write a full confession.’
+I told him that of course he was free to write what he pleased, but
+that anything he did write would almost certainly be used against him
+at his trial. ‘Never mind,’ he said, ‘I have carried the secret long
+enough. Now I want to tell the whole truth.’
+
+So paper and ink were supplied to him, and he wrote his confession.
+
+As Mrs. Wertheim was a British subject and could claim trial by civil
+court the two were tried together at the Old Bailey on 20th September
+before three Judges of the High Court, and were found guilty. Breeckow
+was sentenced to death and Mrs. Wertheim to ten years’ penal servitude,
+as it was considered that she had acted under the man’s influence.
+Breeckow appealed unsuccessfully, and his execution was fixed for 26th
+October at the Tower. The five weeks that elapsed between the sentence
+and the execution were extremely trying to the persons responsible for
+his safety. He had broken down completely, and was demented by fear. On
+the morning of his execution he was almost in a state of collapse. At
+the last moment he produced a lady’s handkerchief, probably the relic
+of some past love-affair, and asked that it might be tied over his
+eyes instead of the usual bandage, but it was too small. It had to be
+knotted to the bandage and then tied. He was shivering with agitation,
+and just before the shots were fired there was a sudden spasm. It was
+believed afterwards that he had actually died of heart failure before
+the bullets reached him.
+
+Lizzie Wertheim was removed to Aylesbury Convict Prison to undergo her
+sentence, and there she died some two years after the Armistice.
+
+Of all the spies that were convicted and executed the man for whom I
+felt most sorry was Fernando Buschman. He was a gentleman by birth,
+he had no need of money, for he was married to the daughter of a rich
+soap manufacturer in Dresden, who had kept him liberally supplied with
+funds for his studies in aviation. He was quite a good violinist, and
+he had all the instincts of a cultivated musician. He was of German
+origin, but his father had become a naturalised Brazilian, and he
+himself had Latin blood in his veins. He was born in Paris, but his
+boyhood was spent in Brazil, where he attended a German school. He
+had invented an aeroplane, and in 1911 the French Government allowed
+him to use the aerodrome at Issy for experimental purposes. For the
+three years before the War he had been travelling all over Europe,
+and when hostilities broke out the German Secret Service got hold
+of him. He had been to Spain, to Genoa, and to Hamburg, and in 1915
+he was in Barcelona and Madrid, and then in Flushing, Antwerp, and
+Rotterdam. It speaks volumes for the stupidity of the directors of the
+German Espionage School in Antwerp that they should have selected as a
+disguise for such a man as Buschman the role of commercial traveller.
+The imposture was bound to be discovered at once. He was far too well
+dressed and well spoken, and he knew nothing whatever about trade. He
+arrived in London with a forged passport, and put up at a good hotel
+with his violin, not usually part of the luggage of a commercial
+traveller. After a few days he moved to lodgings in Loughborough
+Road, Brixton, and thence to lodgings in South Kensington. This he
+thought was enough to fit him for moving about in England. He visited
+Portsmouth and Southampton, and from certain minute notes found among
+his papers it became evident that his one qualification--his knowledge
+of aeronautics--was not to be turned to account: he was to be employed
+as a naval spy. Unfortunately for him he ran short of money, and was
+compelled to write to Holland for fresh supplies. He was arrested at
+his lodgings in South Kensington, and was found to be quite penniless.
+When the detective arrived he said, ‘What have you against me? I will
+show you everything.’ Then he reeled off his lesson. He was in England
+for the purpose of selling cheese, bananas, potatoes, safety razors,
+and odds and ends, and in France he had sold picric acid, cloth, and
+rifles. He implied that his employers did a miscellaneous business
+almost unrivalled in commercial annals, but when he said that they were
+Dierks & Co., of the Hague, we pointed out that they occupied one room
+and were cigar merchants. Moreover, it was found that his passport was
+written in the well-known handwriting of Flores, who used to instruct
+German spies in Rotterdam. This man had been a schoolmaster, and his
+characteristic handwriting was well known. There was also a letter from
+Gneist, the German Consul General in Rotterdam, from Colonel Ostertag,
+the German Military Attaché in Holland, and from two persons who were
+known to be active in recruiting for the German Secret Service. He
+was tried at the Westminster Guildhall on 20th September 1915, the
+day of the trial of Breeckow and Mrs. Wertheim at the Old Bailey, and
+was sentenced to death. I know that persons who were present at the
+trial were impressed by his manly bearing and his frankness. After his
+sentence he was not separated from his violin. It was his great solace
+through the long hours of waiting. He asked for it again on his removal
+to the Tower on the night before his execution, and played till a late
+hour. When they came for him in the morning he picked it up and kissed
+it, saying, ‘Good-bye, I shall not want you any more.’ He refused to
+have his eyes bandaged, and faced the rifles with a courageous smile.
+How differently the artistic temperament works in men and women!
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+
+THE HIRELING SPY
+
+
+Having failed with Germans, the enemy now turned to South America for
+their spies. The large German colony in Central and South America was
+an excellent recruiting-ground. In June 1915, a few days after the
+capture of Fernando Buschman, two postcards addressed to Rotterdam
+attracted the attention of the Postal Censor. They announced merely
+that the writer had arrived in England and was ready to begin work.
+The postmark was Edinburgh. The police in Scotland were set to work,
+and a few days later they detained at Loch Lomond a native of Uruguay,
+who gave his name as Agusto Alfredo Roggin. He was a neat, dark little
+man, not at all like a German, though he admitted that his father was a
+German naturalised in Uruguay in 1885, and that he himself was married
+to a German woman. Unlike many of the spies, he did not pretend that
+his sympathies were with the Allies. His account of himself was that
+he had come to England to buy agricultural implements and stock; that
+his health was not very good, and that Loch Lomond had been recommended
+to him as a health resort. He spoke English fluently. According to his
+admissions, he had been in Hamburg as lately as March 1914, and was in
+Switzerland just before war broke out. In May he was sent to Amsterdam
+and Rotterdam, probably to receive instructions in the School of
+Espionage. He arrived at Tilbury from Holland on 30th May, and after
+staying for five days in London, where he asked quotations for horses
+and cattle, he went north. So far he had transacted no business.
+
+As a spy he was one of the most inept that could have been chosen.
+Even on the journey north from King’s Cross he asked so many questions
+of casual acquaintances that they became suspicious, and took upon
+themselves to warn him not to go anywhere near the coast. In fact,
+they were so hostile that he left the compartment at Lincoln and
+spent the night there. Nor was his reception in Edinburgh any more
+auspicious. When he came to register with the police he was put through
+a searching inquiry. He was very careful to tell every one at Loch
+Lomond that he had come for the fishing, but it chanced at that moment
+that certain torpedo experiments were being carried out in the loch,
+and the presence of foreigners at once gave rise to suspicion. The
+sending of the two postcards was quite in accordance with ordinary
+German espionage practice. In order to divert suspicion the spies were
+instructed to send harmless postcards in English addressed to different
+places. Moreover, a bottle of a certain chemical secret ink was found
+in his luggage. He was tried on 20th August, found guilty, and executed
+at the Tower on 17th September. He went to his death with admirable
+courage, and declined to have his eyes bandaged when he faced the
+firing-party. Some time after his execution a Dr. Emilio Roggin was
+removed from a steamer bound from Holland to South America. He turned
+out to be the brother of the dead spy, and was greatly distressed at
+the news of what had befallen him. It transpired that he was in Germany
+on the outbreak of war, and had been compelled by the German Government
+to serve as a medical officer with the troops in the field. It had
+taken nearly two years for him to obtain his release, and he was now
+on his way back to Uruguay.
+
+Roggin was at large in England only for eleven days, and therefore
+he was unable to send any information of value to his employers.
+Nevertheless, he was a hired spy, and it was at that time most
+necessary to make the business of espionage so dangerous that recruits
+would be difficult to get.
+
+About the same time a well-educated and well-connected Swede of between
+fifty and sixty years of age named Ernst Waldemar Melin arrived in
+this country. He had been a rolling-stone all his life. At one time
+he had managed a Steamship Company at Gothenburg, in Sweden, and then
+on the breakdown of his health he began to travel all over the world.
+He had found casual employment in London, Paris, and Copenhagen, and
+at the beginning of the War he found himself in Hamburg without any
+means of subsistence. He applied, without success, to his relations,
+and then, hearing that there was plenty of remunerative work to be
+had in Antwerp, he went to Belgium with the genuine desire to obtain
+honest employment. There at a café he came into touch with one of
+the espionage recruiting agents, who were always on the look-out for
+English-speaking neutrals. At first, according to his own account,
+he resisted the temptation, but at last, being utterly penniless, he
+succumbed and was sent to the Espionage Schools in Wesel and Antwerp.
+At Rotterdam he received his passport and the addresses to which he
+was to send his communications. He put up in a boarding-house in
+Hampstead as a Dutchman whose business had been ruined by the German
+submarine campaign, and who was anxious to obtain employment in a
+shipping-office. He made himself agreeable to his fellow-lodgers, who
+fully accepted his story. He was under police suspicion from the
+first, but there could be no confirmation until he began to write.
+His first communications were written on the margin of newspapers, a
+method which the Germans had then begun to adopt. He took his arrest
+quite philosophically. Fortune had dealt him so many adverse strokes
+that she could not take him unaware. A search of his room brought to
+light the usual stock-in-trade at that time--the materials for secret
+writing and a number of foreign dictionaries used as codes, as well as
+a Baedeker. He made a clean breast of his business, protesting that he
+had no real intention of supplying the Germans with useful information.
+All he meant to do was to send some quite valueless messages that
+would procure for him a regular supply of funds. He was tried by
+court-martial on 20th and 21st August. His counsel urged that he had
+sent nothing to the enemy which could not have been obtained from
+newspapers, but he could not, of course, put forward the plea that he
+was not a spy. Melin took this last stroke of fortune like a gentleman.
+He gave no trouble, and when the time came he shook hands with the
+guard, thanking them for their many kindnesses, and died without any
+attempt at heroics.
+
+One German agent was discovered through the purest accident. It was
+apparently the practice at that time for the Germans to make use
+of ex-criminals on condition that they undertook espionage in an
+enemy country. It chanced that some postal official in Denmark had
+mis-sorted a letter addressed from Copenhagen to Berlin, and slipped
+it by mistake into the bag intended for London, and this letter was
+written in German by a man who said he was about to start for England
+under the disguise of a traveller in patent gas-lighters, in order to
+collect military and naval information. The letter was already some
+weeks old, and there was no clue beyond the fact that some person
+might be in the country attempting to sell gas-lighters. A search of
+the landing records was at once instituted, and it was found that at
+Newcastle at that very moment a young man named Rosenthal was on board
+a steamer about to sail for Copenhagen, after making a tour with his
+gas-lighters in Scotland. In another hour he would have been outside
+the three-mile limit and out of reach of the law. He proved to be a
+young man of excitable temperament and a Jew. He was very glib in his
+denials: he had never lived in Copenhagen, he was not a German, he knew
+nothing about the hotel from which the letter had been written. It was
+growing dusk, and so far the letter had not been read to him, but he
+had given me a specimen of his handwriting, which corresponded exactly
+with that of the letter. Then I produced it and read it to him. While
+I was reading there was a sharp movement from the chair and a click of
+the heels. I looked up, and there was Rosenthal standing to attention
+like a soldier. ‘I confess everything. I am a German soldier.’ But
+the remarkable part of this story was that he was never a soldier at
+all. On a sudden impulse he had tried to wrap his mean existence in a
+cloak of patriotic respectability. Subsequent inquiry showed that his
+full name was Robert Rosenthal, a German born in Magdeburg in 1892. As
+a boy he had been apprenticed to a baker in Cassel. He disliked the
+work, returned to Magdeburg, and at a quite early age was sentenced to
+three months’ imprisonment for forgery. After his discharge he became a
+rolling-stone, and went to sea, but he was in Hamburg on the outbreak
+of war, and was engaged for a time by the American Relief Commission.
+It is not clear whether he was actually liberated from prison for the
+purpose of espionage, but espionage was the kind of work for which
+undoubtedly he was most suited. It was not surprising that such a man
+should try to save his life by offering to disclose the methods of his
+employers.
+
+When he found that acquittal was hopeless he tried to carry off the
+pretence of patriotism at his trial, but after his conviction he made
+two unsuccessful attempts to commit suicide. Unlike the other spies, he
+was sentenced to be hanged, and was executed on 5th July 1915. He had
+some ability, for he wrote English very well and was profuse in written
+accounts of his adventures.
+
+The next spy to be arrested in England was a Peruvian whose father was
+a Scandinavian. Ludovico Hurwitz-y-Zender was a genuine commercial
+traveller, though far better educated than most men of his calling. In
+August 1914 he went to the United States with the intention of coming
+to Europe on business, for he was already the representative of several
+European firms in Peru. Probably it was not until his arrival in Norway
+that he got into touch with the German Secret Service agents, who were
+then offering high pay for persons with the proper qualifications who
+would work for them in England. It happened that the Cable Censor began
+to notice messages addressed to Christiania ordering large quantities
+of sardines. Now, it was the wrong season for sardine-canning, and
+inquiries were at once made in Norway about the _bona fides_ of the
+merchant to whom the messages were addressed. He turned out to be
+a person with no regular business, who had frequently been seen in
+conversation with the German Consul. The messages were then closely
+examined for some indication of a code. They had been dispatched by
+Zender. On 2nd July Zender was arrested at Newcastle, where he had made
+no secret of his presence. He professed great surprise that there
+was any suspicion against him, and freely admitted that he had been
+at Newcastle, Glasgow, and Edinburgh. In none of these places did he
+appear to have transacted any real business, and on account of the
+season the experts in sardines laughed to scorn his suggestion that his
+order for canned fish was genuine. When all arrangements had been made
+for his trial by court-martial Zender demanded that certain witnesses
+should be brought from South America for his defence. The proceedings
+were therefore postponed for eight months, and it was not until 20th
+March 1916 that it was possible to bring him to trial. The witnesses
+that had been brought at great trouble and expense could really say
+nothing in his favour, and in due course he was found guilty and
+executed in the Tower on 11th April, nine months after the date of his
+arrest. Zender was the last German spy to be executed in this country
+during the War. Others were tried and convicted, but for various
+reasons the death sentences were commuted to penal servitude for life.
+
+It became evident throughout the War that the only form of espionage
+that is really worth undertaking is the gathering of intelligence just
+behind the enemy lines and on the lines of communication. To be of any
+real value in an enemy country a spy must be highly-placed. The enemy
+must, in fact, buy some one who is in naval and military secrets, for
+even the ordinary citizen of the country is very rarely in a position
+to give useful information. As the War dragged on the Germans became
+increasingly concerned with the question of morale. They had based
+their air-raids and their submarine campaign upon false reading of the
+British character. They thought that they were breaking down the war
+spirit, and that it was becoming evident that the British would be
+tired of the War before they were.
+
+Perhaps the most astonishing figure that bubbled up to the surface
+during the War was that of Ignatius Timothy Trebitsch Lincoln. That a
+Hungarian Jew should succeed in being by turns a journalist, a Church
+of England clergyman, and a Member of Parliament in England shows an
+astonishing combination of qualities. His original name appears to
+have been Trebitsch. He was born at Paks, on the Danube, about 1875.
+His father, a prosperous Jewish merchant, had started a shipbuilding
+business, and Ignatius was intended to enter the Jewish Church. He
+made a study of languages, and when he was little more than twenty he
+visited London. On his return to Hungary there were quarrels between
+father and son, and in 1899 Ignatius went to Hamburg and was received
+into the Lutheran Church. Later he crossed to Canada to assist in a
+Presbyterian mission to the Jews, and when that mission was transferred
+to the Church of England Trebitsch changed his denomination. He had
+a gift of oratory, and made some impression in Canada. When he came
+back to Europe he applied for an English curacy, was ordained and
+appointed to the parish of Appledore in Kent. It cannot be said that
+he was a successful curate. Probably fiery oratory in a strong foreign
+accent would not have appealed to a Kentish congregation under any
+circumstances. He left his curacy and went to London, where for some
+two years he supported himself as a journalist.
+
+About 1906 he came into touch with Mr. Seebohm Rowntree, who was so
+much impressed with his abilities that he engaged him as his private
+secretary. Mr. Rowntree was at that time in close touch with the
+leading Liberals, and this brought Lincoln, as he then was, into
+constant communication with the organisers of the party, who at last
+put him up to contest the Unionist constituency of Darlington in the
+Liberal interest. Who can fail to admire the audacity with which this
+election was successfully fought?
+
+The House of Commons is no more impressed with fiery oratory in a
+foreign accent than a Kentish congregation, and Mr. Lincoln was glad
+to absent himself from the House in order to undertake an inquiry into
+economic conditions on the Continent, which would bring him into close
+communication with notable personages, for high politics had fired his
+imagination, and he began to regard himself as destined to become one
+of the future great figures in European history.
+
+I do not think that when the War broke out Lincoln had any idea of
+giving information to the enemy. He had lost his seat in the House of
+Commons, and he was in financial straits, but his first inclination
+was undoubtedly to offer his services to England. The first step was
+to apply for a position in the Censorship for Hungarian and Roumanian
+correspondence, and for the short time of his employment he is believed
+to have done his work conscientiously, but he was not popular with his
+colleagues, and their treatment of his friendly overtures must have
+galled him. The iron entered into his soul, and from that time he was
+definitely anti-British in his sympathies.
+
+His first act of disloyalty was to attempt to obtain admission into our
+own Intelligence organisation. He professed to be able to tempt the
+German Fleet out into the North Sea, where it could be destroyed, and
+for that purpose he proposed to cross to Holland and offer his services
+to the German Consul. Though his application was rejected, he did
+succeed in obtaining a passport, and on 18th December 1914 he arrived
+in Rotterdam. The German Consul, Gneist, was a very active espionage
+agent, and Lincoln appears to have made some impression upon him at
+first, for he did entrust to him some valueless information to carry
+back with him to England. With this he again pestered the authorities
+to take him into the Intelligence Service, but he was so coldly
+received that he took alarm and left for New York on 9th February.
+Here he made a living of some kind by journalism, in ignorance of the
+fact that the authorities in England were investigating a certain
+signature to a draft for £700. It transpired that Lincoln had forged
+Mr. Seebohm Rowntree’s name for that amount. Chief Inspector Ward,
+who was afterwards killed by a Zeppelin bomb, was sent over to the
+United States in connection with the extradition proceedings, and on
+4th August 1916, Lincoln was arrested. After the usual delays in such
+cases he was brought to England, was tried at the Old Bailey, and
+received a sentence of three years’ penal servitude. When his sentence
+expired in the summer of 1919 it was intended to send him back to his
+own country, but at that time Bela Kun was in power and the plan had
+to be deferred. When the Communist Government fell the deportation
+was carried out, and in September 1919 Lincoln found himself again
+in Buda-Pesth. The atmosphere of that city, just recovering from the
+Communist orgy of misrule, did not suit him. He went to Berlin, and
+renewed his acquaintance there with Count Bernstorff, the former German
+Ambassador at the United States. It is said in Germany that the extreme
+Right will swallow anything. Their political sagacity has never been
+conspicuous. Kapp was at the moment secretly preparing for his Putsch,
+and it surprised no one when it was reported that Ignatius Timothy
+Trebitsch Lincoln had solemnly been appointed Propaganda Agent to the
+short-lived Kapp Government. How many days the appointment lasted is
+not quite certain, but apparently even Colonel Bauer found him more
+than he could manage. The troubled waters of Central Europe are the
+only fishing ground in which a man such as Lincoln could hope to make a
+living. We may even hear of him again.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+
+THE LAST EXECUTIONS
+
+
+Irving Guy Ries was a German-American who had been recruited by the
+Germans in New York. He landed at Liverpool in the guise of a corn
+merchant, though in private life he was actually a film operator. After
+a few days spent at a hotel in the Strand he, too, visited Newcastle,
+Glasgow, and Edinburgh, and went through the routine of calling upon
+a number of produce merchants as an excuse for his journey, but, like
+the other spies, he did no genuine business with them. He returned to
+his hotel in London on 28th July after a fortnight spent in the north.
+He was more careful than most of the other spies, for he preserved
+copies of every business letter that he wrote. Unfortunately for him,
+his employers had not kept him properly supplied with money, and by ill
+chance the Censor intercepted a letter addressed to him from Holland
+which contained the exact amount of the remittance usually made to
+spies. Ries carried an American passport, and the first step taken was
+to ask the American authorities to withdraw from him his passport in
+order that it might be examined by experts. It proved to be forged,
+and on 19th August late at night the police went to Ries’s hotel and
+arrested him just as he was going to bed.
+
+He was a grave and measured person who answered all my questions very
+deliberately and thoughtfully. On one point he refused altogether to be
+drawn. He would not tell his true name, but he explained that this was
+only because if the name ever came to be published it would give pain
+to his relations. About his movements he was frank enough. He explained
+that he would have already left for Copenhagen if the Americans had
+not required him to surrender his passport. Among his effects was
+found a letter from Rotterdam, directing him to meet a certain person
+in Copenhagen and report to him the result of his investigations in
+England. He was asked to account for this, and he immediately dropped
+all the pretence that he was in this country on genuine business. ‘I
+am in your power,’ he said; ‘do what you like with me.’ There was
+no doubt whatever that he was a spy, but his case differed from the
+others in the fact that it could not be shown that he had ever sent
+information to the enemy. In fact, it seemed clear that the Germans
+were adopting new tactics, and that they intended in future to send
+spies on flying visits to England, and get them to come and report the
+result of their observations verbally. He was tried on 4th October, was
+found guilty, and sentenced to death. He took his condemnation with
+perfect philosophy. He spent all his time in reading, and he gave his
+guards the impression that he was a man who had divested himself of all
+earthly cares and felt himself to lie under the hand of Fate. If he
+expected that the American Government would press for a reprieve and
+would be successful he never showed it.
+
+On 26th October he was removed to the Tower, and as soon as he knew
+that a date was fixed for his execution he called for writing materials
+and made a full confession, giving at the same time his true name.
+This, of course, cannot be published in view of the considerations that
+had made him conceal it when he was arrested. He was permitted to shake
+hands with the firing-party, and he said, ‘You are only doing your
+duty, as I have done mine.’
+
+I have said that throughout the War there was no case of espionage by
+any Englishman, but there was one curious exception. In November 1917,
+it came to our knowledge that a young bluejacket who had deserted his
+ship in Spain had gone straight to the German authorities in Madrid,
+and given them such naval information as a bluejacket might be in
+possession of. He had then given himself up as a deserter, and had been
+discharged from the service. He had since obtained work in a munition
+factory in the north of England near his home. He was arrested at
+Barrow and sent to London, and so uneasy was the Labour situation at
+the time that a strike was immediately threatened until the nature of
+the charge was explained to the responsible leaders.
+
+The young man did not attempt to deny the charge. He was the youngest
+of a family who were all serving in the War in some form. His
+explanation was that he went to the Germans in Spain in order to find
+out their military secrets but, though there could be no doubt about
+the facts, there was doubt about his mental condition, and as his
+family made themselves responsible for his future good behaviour he was
+discharged to their care.
+
+Courtenay Henslop de Rysbach was a British subject, but his father was
+an Austrian naturalised in this country. De Rysbach was a music-hall
+artist, who, on the outbreak of war, had an engagement in Germany. He
+was a comedian, one of those who can sing and juggle and play tricks on
+bicycles. Like the other foreigners, he was swept into Ruhleben, and
+when the Germans separated those who favoured Germany from the others
+and accorded them better treatment he began to listen to suggestions
+that he should undertake work for the enemy. He was removed to Berlin
+to undergo a course of training. From Berlin he went to Zurich and to
+Paris in the guise of a British subject who had been released from
+internment on account of his health. He landed at Folkestone on 27th
+June, and at once found himself free to move about the country without
+restriction.
+
+One day the Postal Censor detained two songs addressed to a man in
+Zurich. One was called ‘The Ladder of Love’ and the other, ‘On the way
+to Dublin Town.’ The songs were signed ‘Jack Cummings, Palace Theatre,
+London.’ No such person existed, and for some time there was nothing
+to indicate the sender. An examination of the songs with a suitable
+developer brought up between the bars of music an account of what the
+writer had seen in this country. De Rysbach was then appearing at a
+local music-hall in Glasgow with a female trick cyclist. As soon as
+his identity with Jack Cummings was established he was brought to
+London and put through a detailed examination. It transpired that
+after his arrival in this country he had attempted to obtain a post
+in the Censorship, though employment in that department can scarcely
+have been more remunerative than his earnings in the music-halls. He
+told us that with a view of gaining his liberty he had promised to
+serve the Germans, though he never intended to fulfil his promise. He
+admitted that he had been supplied with a secret ink made up in the
+form of an ointment, but declared that he had thrown it away while
+crossing Lake Constance, and had kept only one tube as a souvenir.
+Being a British subject he was tried at the Old Bailey before a judge
+and jury. The jurymen were so far impressed with his story that they
+disagreed. Probably he expected then that he would be released, but
+he soon found that he was to undergo a new trial. In October 1915 he
+was found guilty and sentenced to penal servitude for life, though his
+guilt was really greater than that of several of the spies who had been
+executed. His name was not made public at the time; only the fact that
+a British subject had been found guilty of espionage was disclosed, and
+the newspapers began to wonder why a British spy had been so leniently
+treated. Soon after his sentence de Rysbach offered to give much fuller
+information about the German espionage methods on condition that he was
+released. His offer was not accepted.
+
+De Rysbach was not the only Ruhleben prisoner of whom the Germans made
+use. Among the British subjects interned were, of course, certain
+Germans who had been naturalised in this country. Among these was a
+German-Jew--we will call him Preiznitser--whose history is instructive.
+He came over to England as a boy, and in furtherance of his ambition
+he obtained naturalisation. He married an Englishwoman, and rose to be
+manager of his company. In the course of business he was in Germany on
+the outbreak of war. It is doubtful whether he had any real national
+allegiance at all, but certain unguarded utterances had aroused the
+suspicions of his fellow-prisoners, who made a clandestine examination
+of his personal effects. Among these were discovered copies of articles
+apparently furnished to German newspapers, abusing the allies, and
+particularly the British. There was one paper, evidently the copy
+of a letter, in which he suggested that he should act as a guide to
+Zeppelins attacking England, on account of his intimate knowledge of
+the English roads through motoring in the course of business.
+
+A few days before this Preiznitser had disappeared from the prison,
+and it soon became known among the prisoners that the Germans had
+released him. Some of the British then made it their business to have
+the copies of Preiznitser’s incriminating letters conveyed to me. After
+some weeks, for some unexplained reason, the Germans put Preiznitser
+back in Ruhleben, and it may well be understood that his reception
+was neither flattering nor cordial. In fact, his life became such a
+hell that he determined to escape. That was his story. How far it was
+true, how far the Germans connived at his escaping it was impossible to
+determine, but he did arrive in England and he did present himself at
+my office, without knowing that I had in my possession copies of his
+letters written from Ruhleben. It was there that he told the marvellous
+story of his escape.
+
+All went well until I produced his letters and read them to him. He was
+abashed for a moment, but only for a moment. His explanation was that
+his object in offering to guide Zeppelins to England was to be sent
+over here in order to offer his services to the Air Ministry as a guide
+for aeroplanes bombing Germany. I think that during the War I never
+met a more loathsome type of international. He was ready to serve any
+and every master if only it should be to the advantage of Lionel Max
+Preiznitser. And we could do nothing more drastic than intern him until
+the end of the War.
+
+The spy who made the worst impression was Albert Meyer, a Jew, with a
+very mean history. He was one of those young scoundrels who live upon
+women, defraud their landladies, and cheat their employers. A letter
+was stopped in the Censorship which proved on examination to be full of
+secret writing. The name and address of the sender were false. There
+was nothing to do but to sit down and wait. During the next few weeks
+many more of these letters were stopped in the same handwriting,
+but with different names and addresses. All that could be gathered
+from them was that the writer was of foreign nationality, and that
+he was living somewhere in London. After a long and patient search a
+little Jew of uncertain nationality named Albert Meyer was arrested
+in a lodging-house. He had been moving from one lodging-house to
+another, promising the landladies that he would pay them as soon as his
+remittances arrived from ‘his parents abroad.’ He was living the kind
+of life which spies affect--dining one day in an expensive restaurant
+and the next, when the money was exhausted, begging a meal from an
+acquaintance. He could not even keep faith with his employers, for his
+communications contained a mass of fictitious information. When he was
+required to furnish a specimen of his handwriting, and the similarity
+with the writing in the letters was pointed out to him, he explained it
+by saying that it had been the malicious work of a so-called friend,
+and the invisible ink found in his possession had been also planted on
+him by this ‘friend.’ He was tried by court-martial on 5th November and
+sentenced to death. His end was characteristic. He had behaved quietly
+during the weeks that followed his sentence, but as soon as he knew his
+fate and was taken from his cell to the place of execution he struck up
+the tune of ‘Tipperary.’ On reaching the miniature rifle-range he burst
+into a torrent of blasphemy, and he had to be placed forcibly in the
+chair and strapped in. He tore the bandage from his eyes, and was still
+struggling when he died.
+
+The most curious and ineffective of the German spies during the War
+was Alfred Hagn, a young Norwegian whom we arrested on 24th May 1917.
+He was one of those young people who write novels, paint Futurist
+pictures, compose startling poetry and prose for the magazines, and
+fail to arrive anywhere. He had gone to America in the hope of selling
+his pictures, and had returned penniless in 1916. We were afterwards
+told that his parents, who were in quite humble circumstances, were
+really to blame for his misfortunes. They had educated him above his
+station, and filled him with the belief that he was destined to become
+a great artist.
+
+In the autumn of 1916, while he was trying to dispose of some of his
+pictures in Norway, he met a German painter named Lavendel and a member
+of the German Intelligence who called himself Harthern. To those men he
+related to what straits he was reduced, and they suggested to him in
+a joking manner that he should go to England as an agent. He rejected
+this suggestion at the time, but later, on the assurance of Harthern
+that, as a correspondent of a Norwegian newspaper, he was not at all
+likely to be suspected, he consented. He approached the editor of a
+daily paper, offering to act as special correspondent, and the low
+price which he was prepared to accept for his articles, which were to
+be contributed free of any claim for expenses, clinched the matter. He
+arrived in England on 10th October, and for some weeks gave no ground
+for suspicion. He wrote a few articles for his Norwegian newspaper, and
+then returned to Norway. Here the German agents again got hold of him.
+His money had run short, and there was nothing for it but to undertake
+another trip. His second arrival was on 13th April 1917. He went to a
+boarding-house in Tavistock Square. Here he appears to have excited
+suspicion by his taciturnity. An Italian professor who was staying in
+the same house came to the conclusion that a man who had evidently so
+much on his mind must be a German spy. While at this boarding-house he
+received a notice calling him to join the Colours, which had been sent
+under the impression that he was a British subject. He called at the
+recruiting office to explain that he was not liable.
+
+It was to the Italian professor that the credit for unmasking Hagn’s
+real employment was due. He was so convinced by his conduct in the
+hotel that he called at the nearest police station to denounce him
+as a German spy. There were many hundreds of such denunciations, but
+they were all passed to the proper department. A careful examination
+was made of the documents produced by Hagn when he received permission
+to land in this country. Though there was nothing incriminating in
+these there was some reason for suspecting that he might be using a
+new secret ink. His room was visited, and on the table was noticed a
+bottle labelled ‘Throat Gargle.’ A little of the liquid was abstracted
+for analysis, and it proved to be an ink with which invisible writing
+might be produced. On 24th May, therefore, Hagn was taken into custody.
+He took his arrest quite calmly. In fact, he behaved as if he had
+been expecting it. When a search was made of his effects the police
+discovered pieces of cotton-wool bearing traces of ammonia, a drug
+which had to be used with this ink. In examination it transpired that
+he had written only two or three articles, for which he received £2
+a piece, and that his expenses in England had come to much more than
+this. He could not account for the source of his livelihood, but in
+the end he broke down and admitted everything. He told us that his
+mission was to obtain particulars of the alleged misuse of hospital
+ships: probably he had not sent the Germans anything of importance.
+It transpired that among other things he had made application for
+permission to visit the Western Front on behalf of his newspaper.
+
+He was brought to trial on 27th August 1917, when his counsel told the
+whole of his unhappy story. He had been a spoilt child, whose every
+whim had been indulged by his parents. All went well while his father
+lived, but at his death the mother was left nearly destitute. She
+brought her son back to Norway in the hope that he would be able to
+support her, but what can a Futurist artist, whose pictures no one will
+buy, do to support himself, much less a dependent? And, to crown his
+troubles, Hagn was suffering from unrequited love. His death sentence
+was afterwards commuted to imprisonment for life. He gave no trouble in
+Maidstone Prison for two years, and then he went on hunger-strike--not
+for the usual reason of forcing the hands of the authorities, but
+because he had become convinced that such a wretch as he had no longer
+the right to cumber the earth. It was a form of delusional insanity.
+Counsel was taken with the Norwegian Government, and on 13th September
+1919 he was sent back to Norway on an undertaking that he would never
+come to England again.
+
+After Hagn’s conviction there was a lull. A good many suspects were
+interned or deported during 1917, but it was not until September that
+another real spy landed in England. José de Patrocinio, a Brazilian
+half-caste, the son of a well-known negro journalist in Brazil who had
+been largely concerned in the liberation of the slaves, arrived at
+Gravesend from Flushing. He cut so unsatisfactory a figure while he was
+being questioned that the port authorities felt sure that he was a spy.
+He was taxed with it, and almost immediately he made a confession.
+
+According to his story, he had gone to Paris in 1913 as a correspondent
+for a newspaper, and while there he had been offered an appointment as
+attaché to the Brazilian Consulate. In 1916, however, his appointment
+came to an end, and he found himself in Amsterdam short of funds and
+with a wife to support. He was actually considering how he could get
+money enough for returning to Brazil when a German agent came into
+touch with him. To this man he related all the squalid little details
+of his struggle to accumulate sufficient money for his passage. The
+next day a man named Loebel, afterwards known as a recruiter of spies,
+began to talk about his approaching visit to Brazil. ‘How are you
+going?’ he asked. ‘There are no Dutch boats.’ Patrocinio told him that
+he would go first to the United States and thence to South America.
+Loebel said that in his opinion it was a stupid plan. He might make
+a great deal of money if he stayed in Europe. In the end Patrocinio
+promised to be in the same café at a fixed hour the next day in order
+to be introduced to a person who would put him in the way of making
+this money.
+
+The new-comer turned out to be a sallow, swarthy person with
+ingratiating manners, who wore spectacles and perpetually rubbed
+his hands. He gave his name as Levy, and declared himself to be a
+Brazilian. Patrocinio thereupon addressed him in Portuguese, and was
+immediately aware that whatever Levy’s nationality might be he was not
+a Brazilian. Levy went on to say that he had been born at Rio Grande
+do Sul, but on hearing that his Portuguese accent was not all that
+it should be, he said, quite unabashed, ‘Oh, but I am a naturalised
+Brazilian.’ Then Patrocinio pressed his questions, and said at last,
+‘You see, you have never been to Brazil at all.’ Mr. Levy was not in
+the least abashed. He laughed and said, ‘You are very clever. You are
+just the kind of man I want.’ He then told him he was a Swiss, but
+wanted a Brazilian passport with which to go to England, and would
+pay a great deal of money for such a passport. In the subsequent
+conversation about the use of fraudulent passports, Levy whispered to
+him, ‘I can put you in the way of getting a thousand pounds,’ and then,
+a little later, ‘How would you like to look after my affairs in England
+and France?’
+
+‘You see, I know nothing about your business.’
+
+‘You are an intelligent man. If you want to earn a thousand pounds try
+to find out where the next offensive in France will take place.’
+
+According to Patrocinio, he decided at that moment to track down this
+ingratiating and shameless person as a service for the Allies and for
+Brazil. That was an oft-told tale. According to his story, he then
+asked Levy how he could communicate such information even if he found
+it out.
+
+‘I will tell you everything. I am specially employed by the police in
+Berlin. If you are faithful to us we can protect you both in France and
+in England, and if you are willing to obtain this information we will
+give you a secret ink in which you can write your messages in perfect
+safety, and we can give you addresses which no one will suspect.’
+
+Patrocinio asked for the ink.
+
+‘Oh, I don’t carry that about with me. Come and see me again at
+Loebel’s house and we will have another talk.’
+
+Late in the evening he met the two men again, as arranged, and Levy
+said, ‘You must not go unwillingly. There is plenty of time to draw
+back if you are afraid.’ Patrocinio resented the suggestion of fear,
+but said that he did not altogether like being branded as a spy. ‘But
+a thousand pounds!’ whispered the tempter, and Patrocinio fell. As
+a parting injunction, Levy said, ‘Remember if you betray us I can
+have you assassinated either in London or in Paris.’ There were claws
+beneath his velvet gloves!
+
+The instructions Patrocinio received were that he was to obtain news of
+the movements of troops and forward it written in secret ink between
+the lines of an ordinary letter to six addresses, of which some were in
+Switzerland and some in Denmark. At the end of six weeks he was to go
+to Switzerland and write a letter to Frankfurt-on-Maine announcing his
+arrival. He would be paid according to the value of his information,
+and if he served faithfully he would receive further employment. Levy
+then took Patrocinio into another room and gave him instructions in
+the use of this new secret ink, which was contained in a soft linen
+collar and two or three handkerchiefs. These had to be soaked in
+water, and the water then became the ink. He gave a demonstration by
+writing a message, but when Patrocinio asked how it was to be developed
+the claws again peeped from the velvet gloves. Patrocinio went back
+to his wife thoroughly frightened, and it was probably due to her
+intervention that the confession was made. It appears that as the boat
+conveying Patrocinio and his wife to England left the quay at Flushing
+one of the passengers saw the little Brazilian lean over the side and
+throw some collars into the sea. This seemed to him so remarkable a
+proceeding that he kept the little man under observation. And, to make
+Patrocinio’s fears even more acute, a lady, addressing his wife in
+his hearing, asked whether she knew a Mr. René Levy, who was staying
+in the hotel, and said he was a Brazilian. A few minutes later the
+fellow-passenger who had noticed the incident of the collars came up to
+him and asked him whether he had had any dealings with Germans while he
+was in Holland. By this time Patrocinio’s nerves were so shaky that
+he blurted out to this stranger a great deal of what he afterwards
+confessed to us. On the whole, it seems doubtful whether Patrocinio
+ever intended to act as a spy, though he had certainly promised the
+Germans that he would become one. If he had really intended to unearth
+the conspiracy and bring the information to England he would have lost
+no time in making a full report, but being a timid person he very
+foolishly told falsehood after falsehood until his story had become so
+involved that the whole of it was suspected.
+
+He was detained while a communication was made to the Brazilian
+Government. It then appeared that his father was regarded as a sort of
+national hero, and was known as the liberator of the slaves, and that
+if anything happened to his son there would be an outburst of popular
+feeling in Brazil. For this reason Patrocinio was sent back to Brazil
+with the usual warning.
+
+In February 1916 we had information that a young man of good family
+named Adolfo Guerrero was on his way to England in the employment of
+the Germans. The port authorities allowed him to land in order to
+keep him under close observation. He told them that he was a Spanish
+journalist representing a Madrid newspaper, _Libral_, and they made
+the astonishing discovery that he could not speak a word of English.
+How the Germans could have brought themselves to engage such a person
+passed their comprehension. Guerrero had brought with him as far
+as Paris a young woman, a professional dancer, who called herself
+Raymonde Amondarain, with the ‘sub-titles’ of ‘Aurora de Bilbao’ and
+‘La Sultana.’ Guerrero first set to work to pull the strings to obtain
+permission for this young woman to come to London, and he found a
+Spanish merchant in Fenchurch Street who was ready to write a letter
+telling her that he had a clerical position in his office open to
+her if she would come. It did not seem to strike either of them that
+a young dancer with an extensive wardrobe was scarcely the kind of
+person who would settle down to clerical work in a city office, but it
+was good enough for the French Passport Office; and when Amondarain
+announced at the port that she had come to join her future husband,
+Senor Guerrero, she was detained, for it was found that she had given
+false answers to the questions put to her for passport purposes.
+On 18th February 1916 Guerrero was arrested and brought down for
+examination. From his point of view, it was tragic that the lady was
+lodged, all unknown to him, a few streets off. For a time he adhered to
+his ridiculous story that he was to be a correspondent for the _Libral_
+on payment of £2 an article. In sixteen days he had written two such
+articles, and he was proposing to keep himself and Amondarain on the
+earnings of his pen.
+
+It was now necessary to ascertain who Guerrero really was. Officers
+were sent out to Spain, and they found that part of the story was true.
+He did belong to a noble family, but he had fallen into wild habits,
+and had become an easy victim to the German agents then living in
+Spain. The editor of the _Libral_ had never heard of him. It was not
+until 13th July that he appeared at the Old Bailey, but before this it
+had been decided not to include Amondarain in the charge, because her
+strenuous advocacy of her intended husband and the inquiries we had
+made about her antecedents seemed to make it clear that she was not
+implicated in espionage. She was, however, kept in custody until the
+issue of Guerrero’s trial, and then sent back to Spain. He was found
+guilty and sentenced to death.
+
+A few days after his trial he wrote to say that if his life was spared
+he would give information that would break up the whole of the German
+espionage system, but his confession proved to be a tissue of fiction.
+He said that his name in the German Secret Service was Victor Gunantas,
+that he was known as No. 154, which meant that he was the 154th spy who
+had come from Spain to England. He was to visit mercantile ports and
+report merchantmen who were about to sail to ensure their becoming a
+prey to the submarines; he was to receive £50 a week and a commission
+on all ships sunk as the result of his information. No man ever
+deserved the extreme penalty more richly, but influences had been at
+work in Spain and, in deference to the representations of the Spanish
+Government, his life was spared. I am not sure that there have not been
+moments during Guerrero’s imprisonment when he wished that his friends
+had not been so insistent in his behalf.
+
+It was a curious fact that among the papers found upon him was a letter
+telling him to call on a certain number in Stockwell Road, Brixton, the
+address of the spy, de Rysbach, who had been arrested in 1915.
+
+Early in 1916 we learned that, besides the perennial question of
+movement of troops, the Germans were anxious to locate our munition
+factories. But they were even more anxious to know about our national
+morale, probably because their own was beginning to give them cause
+for anxiety. We learned that a certain Dutch Jew who passed under the
+name of Leopold Vieyra was being sent to England specially to report
+upon these points, and that the Germans had given him a sum of money
+calculated at the rate of 50s. a day for the expenses of his trip. He
+was allowed to land, and very careful observation was kept upon him.
+It was found that he was communicating with a person in Holland whom
+he addressed as Blom, that he had once dealt in films under the name
+of Leo Pickard, and that he had been getting his living in buying
+and selling films, both in England and in Holland. In July 1916 he
+mentioned in a letter to Blom that he was about to return to Holland,
+and in one of Blom’s letters occurred the passage, ‘If you cannot do
+anything in London try the provinces.’ It was arranged that a call
+should be made at Blom’s address, and it was found that no one lived
+there except a Mrs. Dikker, who admitted that her maiden name was
+Sophia Blom. Further inquiries showed that this address was an ordinary
+post-box for letters addressed to the German Secret Service. In August
+Vieyra was arrested, his house was searched, and in it was found the
+usual outfit for secret writing. His explanation of his connection with
+Blom broke down under interrogation. He was tried by court-martial on
+11th November, found guilty, and sentenced to death, but the sentence
+was afterwards commuted to one of penal servitude for life.
+
+The most absurd person employed by the Germans was Joseph Marks. I was
+watching the work of the port officers at Tilbury one summer afternoon
+when one of my inspectors whispered to me that in the next room was
+a person over whom they would be glad to have my help. He said that
+his very first question had reduced the man to a pitiable condition
+of fright, and that when he was told that within a few minutes he
+would have an opportunity of making his explanations to me in person
+he collapsed, murmuring, ‘Then Basil Thomson knew I was coming or he
+wouldn’t be here.’
+
+Adopting a manner suitable to the occasion, I sat down at a table and
+sent for Marks, and there stumbled into the room a positive mountain
+of flesh, over six feet in height, and proportionately broad and deep:
+he must have weighed at least sixteen stone. At the moment the whole
+mass was trembling like a jelly. The passport he produced was Dutch,
+but almost at my first question he broke down and said: ‘If you will
+have patience with me I will tell you the whole story. When I saw one
+of your men on board the steamer watching me I knew I was in a trap,
+and if you hadn’t been here to meet me I should have gone straight to
+your office to-morrow morning.’ (His guilty conscience had converted an
+ordinary fellow-passenger into a police agent.)
+
+According to his story, he belonged to an important commercial
+family in Aix-la-Chapelle, where he had three times been accused by
+the Germans of being an agent for the French. They told him that he
+could clear himself from suspicion only by proceeding to England to
+obtain naval information for them. He preferred to take his chance of
+escaping discovery in England to being shot as a French spy by his own
+people. He attended a spy school, where they furnished him with an
+album of postage stamps--a method of conveying information that was
+new to us. He was to send to Switzerland stamps indicating particular
+classes of warships. Thus, ten Uruguay stamps taken in conjunction
+with an Edinburgh postmark would mean that ten battleships were lying
+in the Firth of Forth, and so on. Whether he ever intended to carry
+out his instructions is uncertain: usually so well-fed a person has
+no stomach for adventure, but he was put on his trial for having come
+to this country after being in communication with an enemy agent, and
+was sentenced to five years’ penal servitude. In a convict prison he
+was safe for the duration of the War, and when he was repatriated in
+October 1919 he was profuse in his gratitude. Probably no one has ever
+gone to prison with a lighter heart. I imagine that any philatelist
+who may in future produce his album for the inspection of Mr. Joseph
+Marks will be startled by the effect he will produce.
+
+The bottom rung of the ladder of infamy was touched by a young Fleming
+whom I examined in 1917. He had been employed by the Belgians to pilot
+young Belgians over the Dutch frontier. He proposed to a Frenchman
+that they should sell the secret to the Germans and divide the money.
+He said that eight men were to cross that night: for a few gulden he
+would have sacrificed the lives of eight of his fellow-countrymen who
+had trusted him. With great presence of mind, the Frenchman gave him
+to understand that he himself was a German agent, and that he would
+arrange the whole business, and further, that if he would make a trip
+with him to England at once he would earn a much larger sum. So great
+was the Fleming’s cupidity that he embarked and was received on landing
+by Special Branch policemen.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+
+SOME AMERICANS
+
+
+It was not to be expected that the Germans would do no recruiting among
+Americans as long as the United States remained neutral. American
+journalists were travelling to all the belligerent countries, and
+were allowed to see much that could not properly be shown to private
+citizens. I believe that all the reputable American newspapers were
+very careful in the selection of their foreign correspondents during
+the War, and it is, perhaps, for that reason that there was no cause
+for suspicion until late in 1916. About that time two so-called
+American journalists, B---- and R---- arrived in Europe. The former had
+spent several weeks in England before he applied, on 20th September
+1916, for permission to travel to Rotterdam as European representative
+of the Central Press of New York. Before leaving he told the people in
+his hotel that he was going to a certain hotel in Rotterdam which was
+known to us as being the resort of German spies, and he wrote a letter
+to a person in Amsterdam named D----, against whom there was already
+suspicion, about the production of a cinema play. It was noticed that
+the letter contained a number of underlined words. In the meantime he
+had left for Holland. All that could be done was to keep observation
+upon him in that country, and it soon became known that his only
+associates were two Americans, one of whom, R----, was marked down for
+arrest if ever he came to this country. B---- did appear to have made
+a few inquiries from film dealers, but that was all. On 3rd November
+he landed at Gravesend and, probably to disarm the suspicions of the
+port authorities, he volunteered a statement that while in Amsterdam a
+Dutchman had tried to pump him for information, but he had indignantly
+refused to have anything to do with him. His luggage was searched, but
+not in a way that would allow him to think that he was under suspicion.
+He stayed in London for a few hours and then left for Worcestershire.
+He travelled about the country for a month, sending occasional articles
+to New York; then he left for Ireland and visited Dublin, Cork,
+Killarney, and Belfast. At that time the Germans were specially anxious
+to receive news from Ireland subsequent to the Rebellion, because they
+were being pressed to furnish a fresh supply of munitions together with
+German troops.
+
+Meanwhile, careful inquiries had been made in Holland regarding the
+man D----, to whom B---- had written when he was last in England, and
+it was found that he was a German, and that he consorted with persons
+who were known to be in the Secret Service of the enemy. On this a
+letter was written to B---- asking him to call at Scotland Yard, and
+he crossed from Dublin on the night of 8th December. He could give no
+satisfactory explanation as to why he had underlined certain words in
+his letter to D----, and he professed the greatest astonishment when
+he heard that D---- himself was suspected of being a German spy. A
+search of B----’s effects produced the usual ball-pointed pen, unglazed
+notepaper, and a bottle of mixture which could be used as invisible
+ink. Moreover, he was in possession of a draft for £200 issued to him
+on 19th October. It was found that he had attempted to obliterate the
+address of D---- in his note-book, and he had the name and address of a
+certain person in Rotterdam, who had been known to us for months as an
+enemy agent.
+
+Now it chanced that our authorities in New York were in full possession
+of the details of the new German conspiracy to flood this country
+with journalists. The spies were recruited by a man who passed under
+the name of Sanders, who was believed to be closely in touch with
+the disaffected Irishmen in America. For this reason the spies were
+to take an opportunity of visiting Ireland, and after gathering all
+the information that they could they were to go to Holland, impart it
+to the German agents there and receive the wages of their hire. They
+had instructions also to get into touch with wounded officers lately
+returned from the Front and obtain their views on the morale of the
+troops.
+
+Now B---- had done all these things: he had visited Ireland, he had
+made friends with a wounded officer, and had even suggested to him
+that they should make a trip to Scotland together; he had gone to
+Holland and had upon him a draft for £200, the equivalent of the 1000
+dollars which was always given for preliminary expenses. This man had
+heard that B---- had been provided with a wonderful new invisible ink
+disguised as a medical mixture, which could be used only on unglazed
+paper with a ball-pointed pen. There was also a statement that an
+American journalist whose name began with ‘R’ was already doing good
+work for the Germans in London.
+
+While B---- was under detention he received a letter from R---- in
+Holland: ‘Wish old “C” had been here to help me read the letter.’ Why
+should R---- require any help in reading a letter unless it was written
+cryptographically? So far, the case was one of suspicion, but on 3rd
+February 1917 B---- wrote from Brixton Prison, asking that he might
+be visited by some one in authority to whom he was prepared to make
+an important statement. A senior officer was sent to Brixton, and to
+him B---- made a full confession. He had formerly been the New York
+publicity agent for a well-known firm of film producers. One day he
+received a telephone message from a man with a foreign accent, asking
+whether he would care to go to Europe. He said that it was for very
+special work, for which he would be well paid. The voice directed him
+to call at an office in New York, where he would meet a man named
+Davis. Davis was a pseudonym for Charles Winnenberg, who told him
+frankly that the special work was to obtain information which would
+be useful to the German Government. The Germans wanted particulars
+about our anti-aircraft defences, the movements and the morale of
+our troops, and the actual position of British squadrons in Scottish
+waters, together with anything he might be able to glean about our new
+battleships. Not unnaturally, B---- referred to the danger of such a
+service, but Winnenberg treated this with great scorn, saying, ‘They
+have only caught two or three, and they were all fools. There will
+be no suspicion against you. We will pay you £25 a week and give you
+liberal expenses.’
+
+Then, according to B----, Winnenberg became confidential and said
+that he intended to go himself to London, whence one of his agents,
+known as Robert W---- had already sent him useful reports. He gave him
+particulars of the people in Holland with whom he was to communicate,
+and added that there were three or four Americans in that country who
+would relay his messages if necessary. When B---- pointed out that
+the Censor would probably intercept his messages, Winnenberg said,
+‘As soon as you have got your passport I will give you the secret
+of fooling the Censor.’ On this B---- called on the Central Press
+and told them that as he was going to Europe on business he would be
+prepared to collect war pictures for them on commission, and in this
+they acquiesced. Thus he had a business cover for his journey, and no
+difficulty was made about his passport. He then called on Winnenberg
+again, who was much pleased with the energy he had displayed. ‘Have you
+got a pair of black woollen socks?’ he asked. B---- had not. ‘Well,
+go and buy a pair at once.’ When this was done Winnenberg produced a
+collapsible tube, from which he squeezed a thick brown liquid. This he
+smeared all round the top of the socks. ‘There,’ he said, ‘that is a
+secret ink which the English will never discover. All you have to do
+is to soak these socks in water and use the fluid as an ink. You must
+use a ball-pointed pen and a rough paper, on which the ink will not
+run. You must mark all your reports “M,” which will stand for “Marina,
+Antwerp.” That is the only place which knows the secret of developing
+the ink.’ B---- was given a thousand-dollar bill for preliminary
+expenses, and was told that if he got good information he would be
+treated very liberally. He explained his visit to Worcestershire by
+saying that the wounded officer whose acquaintance he had made had
+asked him down there, and he tried to excuse himself with the usual
+plea that he had not intended to give the Germans anything of value,
+but merely to draw money from them. As a matter of fact, when he went
+to Holland he was nearly at the end of his resources, and probably it
+was in the hope of obtaining a draft for £200 that he went.
+
+It became clear from subsequent investigations that B---- was trying to
+spread his net wide. His wounded officer friend was nominally to be
+made a representative of a big shipping firm in America, but actually
+of another German agent who was to use him without his knowledge. B----
+was also suggesting to a girl acquaintance that she should obtain a
+post in the Censorship.
+
+B---- was tried by court-martial on 17th March 1917. His counsel stated
+that he could trace his descent back to 1644, that his ancestor had
+fled to America after the battle of Marston Moor, and that his mother’s
+ancestors had fled from France at the time of the Edict of Nantes. He
+was said to be a Bachelor of Arts in the United States, but the only
+defence put forward was that he had yielded to a sudden temptation to
+make money. He was sentenced to death by hanging.
+
+Fortunately for B---- the United States was about to enter the War,
+and his value as a witness against the numerous persons who were being
+arrested was realised. It was decided to send him over to New York
+under arrest. On his arrival he was charged with a breach of neutrality
+laws, and sentenced to imprisonment for a year and a day, for the
+sentence pronounced by the British court-martial could not, of course,
+run in America. While imprisoned in the United States he gave evidence
+against the German master spies, and he seems to have greatly recovered
+his spirits, if we may judge from a letter that he wrote to a friend in
+England, asking him to try and forward the balance of the money which
+he had received from his German paymasters.
+
+Winnenberg, alias Davis, and Sanders were arrested and convicted.
+The former made a full confession, which contained, no doubt, a
+good deal of romance, for he tried to inculpate many other foreign
+representatives besides Germans. According to his story R---- entered
+England as an American journalist sent to write articles on the food
+situation in Europe for publication in American newspapers. He lost
+little time in communicating with a certain Cookery School organisation
+which was employed by the Government for instructional purposes. R----
+made frequent trips to and from Holland, and then, having run what he
+thought was more than his share of risk, he persuaded the Germans to
+allow him to remain in Holland as one of their chief agents to deal
+with any American journalists who might come after him. Arrangements
+were made to arrest him as soon as he set foot again in this country,
+but that moment never came. Even when he communicated articles to
+the British Press on the International Food question he was careful
+to arrange that payment should be sent to him in Holland. After the
+articles had been published it was brought to the notice of the editor
+that the writer was under strong suspicion. Payment was withheld. R----
+then wrote asking for a cheque, and received the reply that if he would
+come to England the money should be paid, but he never came, and it is
+not known what became of him.
+
+Two other American journalists who were believed to be agents of
+Winnenberg were stopped, but since the evidence was insufficient for
+bringing them to trial they were sent back to America with a strong
+caution against returning to England. It must be understood that
+the vast body of American correspondents was quite above suspicion.
+These spies were needy free lances who were on the outskirts of the
+profession.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+
+WOMEN SPIES
+
+
+It is no disparagement of the sex to say that women do not make good
+spies. Generally they are lacking in technical knowledge, and therefore
+are apt to send misleading reports through misunderstanding what they
+hear. Their apologists have urged that one of their most amiable
+qualities, compunction, often steps in at the moment when they are in
+a position to be most useful: just when they have won the intimacy of
+a man who can really tell them something important they cannot bring
+themselves to betray his confidence.
+
+Throughout the War, though women spies were convicted, no woman was
+executed in England. In France there were one or two executions apart
+from any that may have taken place near the Front, where espionage was
+highly dangerous. The case of Margaret Gertrud Zeller, better known
+as Matahari (‘Eye of the Morning’), has overshadowed all the other
+cases. Her father was a Dutchman who, while in the Dutch East Indies,
+married a Javanese woman. He brought her home to Holland, and there the
+daughter became known as an exponent of a form of voluptuous oriental
+dancing that was new to Europe at that time. She was tall and sinuous,
+with glowing black eyes and a dusky complexion, vivacious in manner,
+intelligent and quick in repartee. She was, besides, a linguist. When
+she was about twenty she married a Dutch naval officer of Scottish
+extraction named Macleod, who divorced her. She was well known in
+Paris, and until the outbreak of war she was believed to be earning
+considerable sums of money by her professional engagements. She had a
+reputation in Holland, where people were proud of her success and, so
+cynics said, of her graceful carriage, which was rare in that country.
+
+In July 1915 she was fulfilling a dancing engagement in Madrid, when
+information reached England that she was consorting with members of
+the German Secret Service, and might be expected before long to be on
+her way back to Germany _via_ Holland. This actually happened early in
+1916. The ship put into Falmouth, and she was brought ashore, together
+with her very large professional wardrobe, and escorted to London. I
+expected to see a lady who would bring the whole battery of her charms
+to bear upon the officers who were to question her. There walked into
+the room a severely practical person who was prepared to answer any
+question with a kind of reserved courtesy, who felt so sure of herself
+and of her innocence that all that remained in her was a desire to help
+her interrogators. The only thing graceful about her was her walk and
+the carriage of her head. She made no gestures and, to say truth, time
+had a little dimmed the charms of which we had heard so much, for at
+this time the lady must have been at least forty.
+
+I have said she was openness itself. She was ready with an answer to
+every question, and of all the people that I examined during the course
+of the War she was the ‘quickest in the uptake.’ If I quoted to her
+the name of some person in Spain with whom it was compromising to be
+seen in conversation she was astounded. He a suspect? Surely we must be
+mistaken.
+
+‘I see how it is,’ she said at last, ‘you suspect me. Can I speak to
+you alone?’ The room was cleared of all but one officer and myself.
+She looked at him interrogatively.
+
+‘I said “Alone.”’
+
+‘Yes,’ I replied, ‘this gentleman and I may be regarded as one person.’
+
+‘Very well,’ she said, ‘then I am going to make a confession to you. I
+am a spy, but not, as you think, for the Germans, but for one of your
+allies--the French.’
+
+I do not know to this moment whether she thought we would believe
+her, but she plunged then into a sea of reminiscence, telling us of
+the adventures she had undergone in pursuit of the objects of her
+employers. I wondered how many of them were true.
+
+We had altogether two long interviews with Matahari, and I am sure that
+she thought she had had the best of it. We were convinced now that she
+was acting for the Germans, and that she was then on her way to Germany
+with information which she had committed to memory. On the other hand,
+she had no intention of landing on British soil or of committing any
+act of espionage in British jurisdiction, and with nothing to support
+our view we could not very well detain her in England; so at the end of
+the second interview I said to her, ‘Madame’ (she spoke no English) ‘we
+are going to send you back to Spain, and if you will take the advice of
+some one nearly twice your age, give up what you have been doing.’ She
+said, ‘Sir, I thank you from my heart. I shall not forget your advice.
+What I have been doing I will do no more. You may trust me implicitly,’
+and within a month of her return to Spain she was at it again.
+
+This time she was captured on the French side of the frontier and, as
+I heard at the time, with compromising documents upon her. I should
+have thought that so astute a lady would have avoided documents at all
+hazards. They carried her to Paris, put her on her trial, and on 25th
+July 1916 condemned her to death, but there was, as there is usually in
+such cases, an interminable delay, and it was not until 15th October
+that she was taken from Saint Lazare Prison to Vincennes for execution.
+A French officer who was present described to me what happened. She
+was awakened at 5 o’clock in the morning, and she dressed herself in
+a dark dress trimmed with fur, with a large felt hat and lavender kid
+gloves. With an escort of two soldiers, her counsel and a padre, she
+was driven to Vincennes. When she came into sight of the troops she
+gently put aside the ministrations of the padre and waved a salute to
+the soldiers. She refused to be blindfolded, and she was in the act of
+smiling and greeting the firing-party when the volley sent her pagan
+spirit on its journey.
+
+Another lady who was taken off a ship in transit from Rotterdam to
+Barcelona was the cause of diplomatic remonstrances. She was a German
+named Lisa Blume, and she was accompanied by an aged German duenna who
+had been a governess in her earlier years. Attention was first called
+to Fraulein Blume by the enormous quantity of baggage she was carrying.
+She had no fewer than seventeen trunks filled, for the most part, with
+expensive clothes, which hardly seemed to fit in with her story that
+she was housekeeper to a member of the German Embassy in Madrid. She
+was most indignant at her treatment, and she refused to answer any
+questions at all. Her duenna, however, was more communicative. Fraulein
+Blume, she said, was the daughter of a railway official in Germany, and
+though undoubtedly housekeeper, she was also in confidential relations
+with the Counsellor of the Embassy. When we came to search her baggage
+we discovered a ration of nine iron crosses, which she appeared to
+be conveying to the personnel of the German Embassy. There was
+reason to believe, moreover, that she was the bearer of messages
+probably committed to memory, from the German Government to their
+representatives. Under these circumstances we interned her and retained
+the decorations, but the duenna was allowed to proceed upon her
+journey. We thought it likely that the incident would not be allowed to
+pass without comment, and in due course representations were received
+from two neutral Powers who, when the true relations of Fraulein Blume
+with her employer were explained, appear to have dropped the question
+rather hurriedly.
+
+[Illustration: MATAHARI, EXECUTED AT VINCENNES. ALBERT MEYER. ERNST
+WALDEMAR MELIN.]
+
+Towards the end of 1915 some very remarkable telegrams were handed
+in at Malta. They were a meaningless jumble of words, and evidently
+a code, and it was decided that the sender was a woman who called
+herself Madame Marie Edvige de Popowitch, a Serb, who had come to
+Malta for the state of her health. She looked astonishingly well for
+an invalid. Her flow of eloquence was reported to be extraordinary.
+Among her effects was found a Dutch dictionary in which certain words
+were underscored, and some of these words occurred in the telegrams.
+On probing the possibility of this dictionary providing a code, it was
+found that the messages that were to have been dispatched to a certain
+port in the Mediterranean detailed the sailing of steamers from Malta.
+It was decided to send her to England to be dealt with, and she was
+put on board H.M.S. _Terrible_, together with two canaries, from which
+she refused to be separated. The voyage was stormy in more than one
+sense, and the captain did his best to placate his prisoner, but it was
+whispered that on one occasion when he went to listen to her complaints
+about her rations she flung a beef-steak full in his face.
+
+It was with this reputation that she came before us. On that occasion
+three officers were present besides myself. The lady entered my room
+calm but determined. She was one of the shortest women I have ever
+seen, and certainly the broadest. Sitting in the low armchair, her
+head scarcely reached to the top of the table, but it would have been
+a mistake, I saw at once, to treat her as negligible in any other
+respect. She spoke French. In the earlier stages of our interview I
+was ‘ce Monsieur,’ at a later stage I was ‘ce maudit policeman.’ It
+was my rather searching inquiry into her reasons for possessing an
+ancient Dutch dictionary that provoked the change. The difficulty was
+that when any question was put to her she never stopped talking even to
+take breath. Her voice rose and rose until the very walls reverberated
+with it. I do not know what a welkin is, but I am quite sure that if
+we had had one over our heads that morning it would have been rung.
+Her excitement rose with her voice and, finding herself at the usual
+disadvantage in sitting in a low chair, she got up from it and came
+nearer and nearer until her gesticulations began narrowly to miss our
+faces. There was a point at which one of the officers with me began
+unostentatiously to remove the paper-knives, pens, rulers, and other
+lethal weapons that lay at my right hand, and to push them out of her
+reach, but she became at last so violent, and her hands were so nearly
+at the level of our faces that we rose too, and as she advanced upon
+us, still talking, we gave way, until she was at the table and we
+were half-way to the door. As nothing would stem the torrent of her
+eloquence it was suggested in a whisper that we should all bow gravely
+to her and leave the room, sending in the proper people to get her
+into a taxi. I do not suppose that those silent and dignified vaulted
+corridors have ever re-echoed such language as the lady used on her
+way to the taxi. I was told afterwards that the storm would have been
+far more severe if it had not occurred to the wily inspector who had to
+deal with her to talk to her soothingly about her canaries.
+
+Madame Popowitch was medically examined as to the state of her mind,
+and we were advised that it would not be wise to try her on the capital
+charge. It was therefore decided to keep her in internment until the
+end of the War. She was removed to Aylesbury, where she bombarded the
+authorities with a myriad complaints. Nobody seemed to have pleased her
+except the captain of H.M.S. _Terrible_, who, she said, never failed to
+inquire after the health of her canaries. All this time these canaries
+were being looked after by the police, but at the suggestion of the
+prison authorities they were sent to Aylesbury, where it was reported
+they had a calming effect upon their mistress. In the end Madame
+Popowitch was certified insane and removed to an asylum.
+
+Eva de Bournonville was probably the most incompetent woman spy ever
+recruited by the Germans. She was a Swede, of French extraction,
+well-educated and a linguist. Life had not prospered with her. She had
+been a governess in the Baltic Provinces, an actress (I should think
+a very bad one), and a secretary and typist employed occasionally at
+foreign Legations. In the autumn of 1915 she was out of work, when she
+was approached by one of the spy-recruiting agents in Scandinavia. It
+chanced that she had an acquaintance in Scotland whom she had met in
+Sweden. To this lady she wrote that she was coming to England for the
+sake of her health and proposed to pay her a visit. Provided with a
+Swedish passport, she had no difficulty in entering the country: she
+was, moreover, a lady by birth, and her manners were perfect.
+
+On her arrival in London she put up at a cheap hotel in Bloomsbury,
+and wrote to her friend in Dumbartonshire, saying that after a good
+rest she proposed to apply for a post in the Censorship, for which her
+friend might give her a recommendation. The Scottish lady sent her
+the address of some acquaintances in Hackney, and advised her to call
+upon them. She did so and, finding that they were not at home, she
+left a card on which she had given the Danish Legation at Pont Street,
+W., as her address, for it appears that she had made arrangements to
+have remittances sent to her through the Danish Legation. On this she
+received an invitation to Hackney where, however, she soon began to
+excite uneasiness in the minds of her new acquaintances. With all her
+education she was remarkably stupid at the business of espionage. She
+called again and again, and went out walking with the family. There
+were a good many Zeppelin raids in those days, and she was continually
+plying her host with questions about the anti-aircraft defences.
+Could she be taken to see the nearest gun? How many guns were there
+in London? How far could they shoot up in the air? And once, when
+she accompanied the family to Finsbury Park, she said, ‘Oh, this is
+Finsbury Park. Where are the Zeppelin guns placed here?’ At last she
+asked her host to recommend her to the Postal Censorship, and here he
+put down his foot and said, ‘You see, if anything went wrong we should
+get into serious trouble.’ On this she dropped the family in Hackney,
+who remembered afterwards that she had said on one occasion, ‘The
+Germans know everything that passes here. You cannot hide anything from
+them.’
+
+She failed in her application to join the Censorship, chiefly on
+account of the lack of satisfactory English references. She told the
+lady who interviewed her how her father had been a general in the
+Danish Army, and her grandfather a music-teacher to Queen Alexandra,
+while an aunt was still acting in that capacity to the Danish Royal
+Family.
+
+She left Bloomsbury for lodgings in South Kensington, and later for a
+certain Ladies’ Club. Then she returned to Bloomsbury, and put up at a
+private hotel in Upper Bedford Place, where army officers were wont to
+spend their leave. She was unremitting in her questions to subalterns.
+
+For some time letters, afterwards proved to be in her handwriting,
+containing information that would not have been of much use to the
+enemy had he received it, had been intercepted, but beyond the
+handwriting there was nothing that would give the identity of the
+writer. At last certain observations in one of the letters pointed to
+a particular hotel in Upper Bedford Place, but in that hotel there
+were more than thirty guests, and it was impossible to determine
+which of them was the spy. A certain officer who was employed on
+the case determined to test the matter in the simplest possible
+way. He selected one or two of the most likely of the guests and
+whispered to them incredible stories about secret engines of war
+that were in preparation. The most incredible of all was told to Eva
+de Bournonville, and on the following day a letter was intercepted
+containing this very information which, if it had reached the German
+spy agent, ought to have caused his remaining hairs to rise in their
+places. De Bournonville was arrested on 15th November 1915. She
+expressed great surprise, and made no admissions. In my room on the
+following day she made a brave show of innocence until I produced her
+letter and showed it to her, with the messages in secret ink between
+the lines developed. She opened her eyes very wide and said, ‘Yes, it
+is my handwriting, but how did _you_ get it?’ I told her that I had got
+a good deal more. She then asked to be allowed to see me alone, and the
+room was cleared of all but a military officer.
+
+‘You may think it curious,’ she said, ‘but I always wanted to work for
+you and not for the Germans. I am very fond of the English and the
+Belgians, and I do not like the Germans at all. Never have I forgotten
+their behaviour to Denmark in 1864. My idea was to make the Germans
+believe I was working for them until I was fully in their confidence
+and then offer my services to you. I only did this for adventure.’
+
+It then appeared that the German military attaché in Sweden, acting
+with an agent of the Secret Service, had induced this wretched woman to
+imperil her life for £30 a month. A cheque for that amount was actually
+found in her possession on her arrest, and she claimed to be allowed
+to keep it. She was tried before Mr. Justice Darling at the Old Bailey
+on 12th January 1916, and was sentenced to death by hanging. Following
+our universal practice of not executing women, the King commuted the
+sentence to one of penal servitude for life. She was sent to Aylesbury
+to serve her sentence, and was repatriated in February 1922. It
+transpired in the course of this case that the Germans were instructing
+their spies to address their letters to non-existent Belgian prisoners
+of war.
+
+Towards the end of 1917 the Germans had ceased to employ agents in
+England for obtaining naval and military information. What they were
+then concerned about was the public morale, I suppose because their own
+was giving premonitory symptoms of crumbling. We first became aware of
+this through the letters written by a Mrs. Smith to her relations in
+Germany. Mrs. Smith proved to be a working housekeeper. Originally
+she had been a German nurse in Switzerland, where she had married one
+of her patients, an English doctor, not long before his death. Having
+thus acquired British nationality, she came to England, where she
+found herself obliged to eke out the slender provision her husband had
+made for her by taking work as a housekeeper. Her letters, written in
+German, contained gems like the following:
+
+ ‘Tell Uncle Franz that Fritz is perturbed at seeing so many of the
+ trout in his fish-pond eaten by the pike. If more pike get into the
+ pond there will soon be none of his trout left. It makes him very
+ angry and frightened.’
+
+And in another letter she writes:
+
+ ‘On Sunday I went out to see the place where the big birds roost. It
+ was full of birds, and some of them are very big indeed. It is said
+ that they will soon take longer flights. I do not think that the
+ great eagles that fly over us are frightening these birds; they only
+ make them angry.’
+
+Mrs. Smith made a brave attempt to explain these letters away. She had,
+she said, an uncle named Franz who bred trout in a fish-pond, and who
+had written to her about the depredations of pike. And about the great
+birds she ventured the suggestion that they were herons; but when we
+put before her our own interpretation of this simple code she became
+silent and resigned, and she retired into internment at Aylesbury with
+a philosophic heart.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+
+CURIOUS VISITORS
+
+
+On 6th January 1916 a Dutch liner called in territorial waters at
+Falmouth, and was boarded by naval officers. On the steamer were
+Colonel von Papen and Captain Boy-ed, the German military and naval
+attachés from Washington. The boarding officer was quite polite, but
+he declared his intention of looking through their papers. On this
+von Papen protested vigorously that his papers were covered by the
+‘safe-conduct’ that had been given by the British Government. It was
+pointed out to him that the ‘safe-conduct’ applied to his personal
+liberty but not to his baggage or papers, and without further ado the
+officer took possession of these and, among them, of all his used
+cheques, cheque-books, and paying-in slips, which proved to be a mine
+of information. There were payments to a man who was known in the
+United States as a wrecker of bridges, and to others who were known to
+have been guilty of sabotage. There were payments to Kuppferle, who
+committed suicide in Brixton Prison, and to von der Goltz, as well as
+to other suspects. It is said to be the fashion in Germany to lay much
+of the blame for defeat upon the ineptitude of the German diplomatic
+agents abroad, and certainly Colonel von Papen, either by bad luck or
+bad management, had helped us not a little, for not long before this
+date Bernstorff had made a solemn declaration that no member of the
+Embassy had had anything to do with sabotage or with espionage.
+
+Bernstorff was not the first to use the diplomatic machinery for
+espionage. The foreign ambassadors at the Tudor and Stuart Courts
+made considerable use of secret agents. In 1745 Monsieur Tiquet, the
+French diplomatic agent at Brussels, obtained from Grieling, a Brussels
+shopkeeper, plans of the fortresses of Nieuport and Dunkirk, in which,
+following German methods in our own day, he had worked as a labourer.[1]
+
+[1] _Campagnes de Maréchal Saxe_ (Colin), p. 257.
+
+In the War of the Austrian Succession Count de Tilly, the French
+Minister at Mannheim, got from an Italian named Pasetti, who was
+actually serving as an officer in the Austrian army, information that
+determined the choice between the Rhenish and Flemish theatres of war.
+Belgium and Holland were then, as they have been in our own time,
+hotbeds of espionage against England, but one may read between the
+lines that even during the Seven Years’ War the British Intelligence
+Service was more than a match for the French, and that Louis XV. spent
+very large sums to little purpose. In those days the _agent double_
+seems to have been as common as he is now.
+
+Louis XV. had scruples that would have seemed curious to the German
+General Staff in the late War. He would not listen to a scheme for
+causing a run upon the Bank of England by means of forged notes, or to
+employing Ivan Golofskin, the friend of the secretary to the Duke of
+Cumberland, who was exceptionally placed for obtaining information,
+but he was not above using duplicates of the Russian Ambassador’s
+dispatches addressed to his own Government, or to arranging with the
+Czarina Elizabeth to pay her new ambassador £100,000 a year to send to
+the French Government information about military plans of the British,
+and especially the plans of the projected invasion of the Low Countries.
+
+Spies in those days were treated with remarkable leniency. Robinson,
+a French spy arrested in London, was imprisoned for six months in the
+Tower in 1757, and was then released. Dr. Hensey was arrested in London
+in June 1758, and sentenced to be hanged, but it is not certain that
+the sentence was carried out. This unusual severity was sufficient to
+frighten the other agents of the business.[2]
+
+[2] _Campagnes de Maréchal Saxe_ (Colin), pp. 257-259.
+
+It must not be supposed that no German spies in England went
+undetected. We learned of the operations of two or three after they had
+left the country, and they were wise enough to attempt no second visit,
+but if one may judge from the character of the information supplied
+by those who were arrested the intelligence they gave to the Germans
+cannot have been of great value. Probably the spy who brought them the
+most useful information was a certain American journalist.
+
+As the activities of German agents in America were gradually unfolded
+the American Government began to take more drastic action. They opened
+the safe of von Igel, and found there documents of extraordinary
+interest. To me the most interesting was a letter from the German
+Consul General at Shanghai to the Foreign Office in Berlin, in which he
+deplored his ill-fortune, and gave an accurate account of the German
+Secret Service activities in the Far East, for there was nothing in
+the document that we did not know before; it might have served for
+a _précis_ of German activities written in any British Intelligence
+Office.
+
+The Germans made great use of sabotage in America. Unquestionably,
+they would have done the same in England if they could, but it would
+not be safe to say that none of the accidents that took place during
+the War was caused by sabotage. The difficulty was to know how much
+was due to criminal carelessness, how much to fanatical pacifism among
+our own people, and how much to German agents or to Sinn Fein. I
+remember one case where matches were picked up in the mixing machine
+of a high-explosive factory. If even one of them had gone down into
+the mixer many hundreds of people would have lost their lives. The
+man who found the matches brought them to the foreman and received
+the thanks of the manager, but the police inspector who was sent down
+to investigate was a sceptical kind of person, and insisted upon the
+finder of the matches re-constituting the crime by placing matches in
+the exact position in which he found them. The extreme uneasiness of
+the workman confirmed the inspector’s suspicions, and after a prolonged
+interview the man confessed that he had put the matches there himself
+and had taken them to the foreman in order to win credit and promotion
+from his employers.
+
+From time to time bolts and hammer-heads were found in the crank
+cases of aeroplane engines, where they had evidently been placed by
+design. It is hard to believe that the man who put them there intended
+deliberately to send an airman to his death; perhaps all he aimed at
+was to wreck the machine during its bench test. The criminal in this
+case may have been a discontented workman or a fanatical pacifist of
+the ‘Stop the War’ Committee type.
+
+It must certainly have been a man of this type who dropped a
+hammer-head into the gearing of a new tunnelling machine which
+was designed to bore tunnels 5 feet in diameter far underground.
+Fortunately, the obstruction was found before it had time to do any
+damage.
+
+The propaganda carried on by the opponents to conscription during
+1916 and 1917, particularly among the engineers and electricians, was
+certainly disturbing. Some of the electricians in one of our filling
+factories had been heard to enunciate violent revolutionary sentiments,
+and their technical knowledge was such that they could at any time have
+contrived an accident which, while destroying the factory, might have
+caused no loss of life if it were so timed as to take place when the
+hands were at home.
+
+In October 1917 there was a fire and explosion at a large factory
+in Lancashire which caused the death of ten people and enormous
+devastation. Sabotage was suspected, particularly as the factory was
+situated in a part of the country where Sinn Fein influences were
+strong, but nothing was ever proved.
+
+At five minutes to seven on the evening of 19th January 1917, I was at
+a house in Kensington when the Silvertown explosion shook the house to
+the foundations. Our first thought was that a bomb had fallen quite
+near; our second that a gasometer had exploded. People in the street
+suggested an explosion at Woolwich Arsenal. The telephone cables had
+been cut by the explosion, and it was some time before we knew what
+had happened. I visited Silvertown, the scene of the explosion, on
+the following afternoon. The devastation was extraordinary. For quite
+a mile before we reached the spot we drove through streets of broken
+windows, and here the explosive had shown its usual caprice, for many
+panes of glass much nearer to the scene were intact. The firemen
+located the buried mains and coupled up their hose with wonderful
+rapidity, and they soon had the fire under control. Meanwhile, the
+Guards had carried out the very dangerous duty of searching for bodies.
+Forty-five persons were known to have been in the works at the time of
+the explosion, but practically no traces of them were to be found.
+
+The fire had broken out in an upper storey, where a man and a woman
+were employed in feeding tri-nitrotoluol (T.N.T.) into a hopper. Two
+women on the ground floor called up to ask whether they had sufficient
+explosive for the next twenty minutes, and on hearing that they had
+they left the building for about a minute. As they came out the whole
+floor burst into roaring flame.
+
+Now, it is known that a piece of a certain chemical substance no larger
+than a Brazil nut introduced into T.N.T. will lie in it innocuous
+for months, but that on the application of heat it ignites the whole
+mass. The T.N.T. was falling from the hopper into a temperature of 130
+Centigrade: a small piece of the chemical would not have been noticed
+by the people feeding the hopper. This particular batch of explosive
+had been brought by train from the north of England, and at any stage
+of its journey it would have been possible to introduce the chemical
+into one of the bags. But while the facts were consistent with sabotage
+there was no proof, and the case of Silvertown must remain among the
+mysteries of the War. If it was sabotage surely eternal justice demands
+that some special place of chastisement be reserved hereafter for the
+fiend who caused it.
+
+If the explosion at Arklow during the previous September, in which
+a number of people lost their lives, was not due to sabotage, the
+coincidence was remarkable, for threatening letters had been received
+by the management, but in that case it is probable that the Germans
+were not concerned.
+
+There were many dramatic and a few amusing incidents during the
+examinations of suspected persons. The Germans had been using as spies
+people belonging to travelling circuses and shows, as being less
+likely to invite suspicion than the pseudo-commercial travellers,
+of whom we had taken a heavy toll. Consequently, a sharp look-out
+had been kept for messages from such people. One day a telegram to
+a world-famous American showman announced that the sender was ready
+to book his passage to New York. He was invited to call, the stage
+was set, the chair was ready--and there walked into the room a blue
+man! His face was a sort of light indigo set off with a bristling red
+moustache. He was a really terrifying spectacle. If we were surprised
+we did not show it. All we dreaded was what would happen to the
+stenographer when she would steal a glance at the object sitting beside
+her. Then the moment came. She leaped a foot from her chair with a
+little sob. He turned out to be an ex-cavalry sergeant who had turned
+blue after his discharge, and now got his living honourably as a blue
+man. The stenographer was accustomed to men of colour, but never to
+that particular shade.
+
+Among the curious persons who drifted into my room was a Dutch
+Socialist Member of Parliament who had been admitted to the country on
+19th May 1916, on condition that he gave an account of his intentions
+at Scotland Yard. As it turned out, he had been sent over to study
+food legislation in England, for the Dutch were in the uncomfortable
+position of having to contend with high food prices without a
+corresponding rise in wages, and the Government was attempting to
+regulate the maximum retail prices for all commodities, without much
+chance of success. He was astonished to hear that the only controlled
+commodities in England were sugar and coal. He was very indignant with
+the _Amsterdam Telegraaf_, in which Mr. Raemakers’ cartoons were being
+published. He said that the paper was trying to force Holland into
+war. ‘We are a tiny country crushed between two giants.’ He was very
+contemptuous of the official Socialists in Germany, who he said did
+not represent their Party. They were elected over and over again as a
+matter of routine, and when the government squared them, as it always
+did, the Party itself remained unaffected. In his opinion Liebknecht
+had a very large following even in the army itself. He said that the
+food riots reported from Germany were more serious than was generally
+supposed.
+
+A few days later a Dutch Socialist journalist came in. He was cheerful
+but very dirty, and when I hinted that people were suspicious of him
+he said that it proceeded from envy and lack of principle. As for
+him, he lived by principle: he was an anti-smoker, an anti-drinker, a
+vegetarian, and he wore no socks--all from principle. At this point
+he pulled up the leg of his trousers to prove his case, much to the
+scandal of the lady stenographer who was present. If I felt inclined to
+ask whether he went unwashed from principle I restrained myself.
+
+It was about the same time that a mysterious person calling himself
+Colonel Dr. Krumm-Heller was taken off a Danish steamer at Kirkwall. He
+must have expected that this would happen because he had been sending
+anticipatory protests by wireless all the way over. He claimed to be
+the Mexican military attaché in Berlin, and to be well known in Mexico
+for his scientific, literary, and philosophical works. His mission, he
+said, was to study schools in Scandinavia and not to become military
+attaché until he entered Germany: his real mission, we felt sure, was
+propaganda. When I told him that he might have to go back to Mexico he
+began to cry and said that Carranza would most certainly dismiss him.
+It became known to me a little later that he was carrying a letter from
+Bernstorff to the German Government, but that when he found that he was
+to leave the steamer he had passed it to a Russian for delivery. The
+next day Colonel Dr. Krumm-Heller offered to make a bargain with me. If
+I would not send him back he would reveal a new German plan and would
+thus save the Allies thousands of lives. But when it came to the point
+he had nothing at all to tell, and back he went. In due course a demand
+was made upon the Government for £10,000, at which he assessed his
+‘moral and intellectual’ damages.
+
+All this time England was seething with excitement about the battle of
+Jutland. The editor of a certain daily newspaper called on an officer
+of the Admiralty and said, ‘We are not satisfied with Admirals Jellicoe
+and Beatty.’
+
+‘Who is “we”?’ asked the officer.
+
+‘The public.’
+
+‘Oh,’ said the naval officer, ‘then you are one of those people who,
+if you had lived a hundred years ago, would have said, “Who’s that
+one-eyed, one-armed beggar in charge of our Fleet? Have him out!” Now,
+look here, supposing you and I had a row in this room, and you knocked
+my teeth out, and I kicked you out of that door and you stood cursing
+in the passage, not daring to come in, would you say you had won a
+victory?’
+
+The same officer, when questioned by a pressman as to why the German
+Fleet had come out, replied, ‘They came out to get a mutton-chop for
+the Kaiser. I believe there were some other reasons, but these I am not
+at liberty to tell you.’
+
+We were busy talking about the end of the War as early as October
+1916, so busy that some satirist circulated the following rhyme:
+
+ ‘Accurate evidence have I none,
+ But my aunt’s charwoman’s sister’s son
+ Heard a Policeman on his beat
+ Say to a nursemaid down our street
+ That he knew a man who had a friend
+ Who said _he_ knew when the war would end.’
+
+One of the most romantic incidents in the War experience of Scotland
+Yard was the arrival in England of an educated Jew who had, against
+his own will, been closely associated with Djemal Pasha, the Commander
+of the 9th Army in Palestine. According to his account, there had been
+attempts on the lives of both Djemal Pasha and Enver. In one attempt
+Djemal had received a bullet in the cheek. He gave a very curious
+account of the relations between Enver and Djemal. According to rumour,
+though they kiss one another on both cheeks and travel in the same car,
+each man has his hand upon his revolver as they sit side by side. The
+popular rumour at the time was that Enver had six hundred men specially
+told off to protect his life, and in 1916, when a plot against him was
+reported, he executed forty-two people merely on suspicion without any
+trial.
+
+This man was a native of Haifa, in Palestine, and was therefore a
+Turkish subject, though his parents had come from Roumania. As a
+young man he had taken to scientific research work in agriculture,
+and had gone through a course in Berlin. He was director of the
+Jewish Agricultural College. Djemal used to apply to him for advice
+on agricultural and economic matters. He said that all the Jews and
+Christians had been put into a labour battalion, where they were
+employed in road-making, on very slender rations. In some places they
+were under German direction, but in others under Turkish officers. In
+1915 there had been a locust plague, and in 1916 they had the worst
+harvest that had been known for thirty-five years, and the population
+of Palestine was in dire straits. He believed it to be the policy of
+the Turkish Government to allow them to starve, for Djemal Pasha did
+not approve of open massacres, but preferred starvation as a means of
+purging the population of what he regarded as its undesirable elements.
+He said there was great friction between the German officers and the
+Turkish, and it was common talk in the German mess that they were more
+likely to fall from a bullet in the back than in the front. Very few of
+the Turkish officers seemed to believe in success. They talked of this
+campaign as their last fight and that they wanted to fall in it like
+men.
+
+He had for some time been trying to get out of the country. He must
+have played his cards well, for in the end he obtained leave from
+Djemal Pasha to go to Berlin _en route_ for Denmark for scientific
+agricultural study, and from Copenhagen he succeeded in obtaining leave
+to come to England.
+
+I heard afterwards that this man had been out to Egypt and Palestine,
+where he had put his local geological knowledge to good use. A
+year later he came to see me, and he was convinced that from El
+Arish northward there is a water zone where water can be tapped at
+semi-artesian depths. This he had discovered when he was Agricultural
+Adviser to the Zionists. Borings in this area produced water, which
+rose to within thirty feet of the surface. He was a great reader,
+and he told me that his attention had been first called to the water
+question through reading Josephus, who describes Caesarea as being
+surrounded by gardens for an eight hours’ walk in every direction,
+whereas now it is a sandy desert right up to the walls through the
+encroachment of the sand. He said that he had tried very hard to
+persuade our engineers to try the experiment, but when at last they did
+there was an abundant supply of water, and it was no longer necessary
+to bring tanks by rail from Egypt. He was convinced that experimental
+borings in the Sinai desert would produce water in the same way, and
+thus the Mosaic miracle of striking the rock with a staff may be
+performed again in the twentieth century.
+
+After the Armistice I saw this man again in a new capacity. He was a
+member of a deputation of Zionists to the Peace Conference. He had a
+tragic end. He took aeroplane to fly to London on some urgent business;
+the machine came to grief, and he and his companions plunged into the
+Channel and were lost.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+
+THE END OF RASPUTIN
+
+
+Several accounts have been published of the assassination of Rasputin,
+differing in detail. This event had so much to do with the collapse
+of Russia that I took pains to collect evidence as to what actually
+happened.
+
+As every one knows, during the autumn of 1916 Rasputin had succeeded
+in gaining complete ascendency over the Czar and Czarina. He was a
+person who could have existed only among the Russians. He gloried
+in being a peasant of the grossest and most common clay, but, just
+as a filthy fakir in India can acquire a reputation for holiness by
+his self-imposed penances, so a Russian moujik can do the same if he
+has personality, cunning, and a smattering of ecclesiastical lore.
+Rasputin had all these and he was, besides, a creature of immense
+physical strength and physical temperament. His doctrine was that the
+cure for all human ills was humility, and he set out to humble the
+great ladies of the Court. He had some curious magnetic power which
+he exercised more successfully over women than over men, but even men
+felt it. His influence over the Royal Family was such that he was able
+to persuade the Czar that the only medical attendant to whom he should
+listen was the Tibetan herbalist, Batmaef, whom Rasputin described as a
+doctor appointed by God. The story in Court circles was that Batmaef
+administered herbal decoctions to the Czar himself and, by this means,
+weakened his will-power.
+
+In the late autumn there were rumours that Rasputin’s influence had
+been bought by the Germans to persuade the Czar to make a separate
+peace, and Youssoupov, one of the young nobles, determined to worm
+himself into Rasputin’s confidence in order to ascertain the truth of
+these rumours. After some weeks he succeeded in winning his confidence,
+and at last, in an interview lasting for two hours, Rasputin revealed
+the whole plan to him. A separate peace was to be proclaimed by the
+Czar on 1st January 1917, and it was then the second week in December.
+There was, therefore, no time to lose.
+
+Rasputin was the most ‘protected’ person in Russia. He was said to
+be watched over by two German detectives, a detective appointed by a
+group of bankers, and an Imperial detective who was responsible for
+his personal safety. The little group which was resolved upon his
+death believed that they were under the direction of a Higher Power
+because everything fitted in so perfectly and easily with their design.
+Rasputin seemed positively to cultivate the society of Youssoupov, who
+called upon him a day or two before Christmas and said that he was
+about to leave for the Crimea to spend Christmas there, and that as
+Rasputin had never set foot in his house, he had come to invite him
+to drink tea with him that evening: he would consider it the greatest
+honour. Rasputin did not demur at all. He said, laughingly, that he
+would tell the detectives he was going to bed and that they were free
+for the evening, and he invited Youssoupov to call for him in his car
+at the back door in order to give the slip to any detective who might
+remain on duty.
+
+In Prince Youssoupov’s house there was a dining-room in the basement.
+From this a winding staircase led to the first floor, with a landing
+half-way giving into the hall. On this landing was a small room. On
+arriving at the house Rasputin was conducted into this dining-room,
+where bottles of madeira and port were set out. The conspirators
+had previously obtained from a chemist a drug known in Russian as
+‘cianistii kalii,’ which was said to have a very quick action on the
+heart, and to be tasteless when taken in wine. It was in the form of
+a white powder contained in glass tubes, and the quantity introduced
+into the wine was believed to be sufficient to kill twenty men. During
+the afternoon the potion had been tried upon one of the dogs in the
+courtyard, and the effect was immediately fatal.
+
+They sat down at the table, and Youssoupov plied Rasputin with the
+wine. There was nothing in this, for Rasputin, like most Russian
+peasants, had a strong head and was always ready for carousal. He was
+quite unconscious that there was anything unusual in the taste of
+what he was drinking, but as time went on and conversation flagged
+Youssoupov began to realise that the poison would not act upon such a
+man. He made an excuse for going upstairs to the little room on the
+landing, where his friends were waiting. The Grand Duke Dmitri lent
+him his revolver and he went down again, feeling, as he said, that he
+was not acting of his own volition, but was under the direction of a
+Higher Power. He found Rasputin leaning on his hands and breathing
+loudly as if he was not feeling well. At the end of the dining-room was
+a large ikon. Youssoupov went and knelt before it to pray for strength
+to do what he had to do for the salvation of the country. Then Rasputin
+got heavily to his feet, came over to the ikon, and stood beside
+him. Youssoupov rose, put the pistol to Rasputin’s side, and fired.
+Rasputin uttered a terrible cry and fell backwards on the floor, where
+he lay motionless. There was a doctor in the little room upstairs,
+and Youssoupov went to call him. All came down with the doctor; some
+were in favour of firing another shot to make sure, but the doctor, on
+examining the wound, declared that the bullet had entered the heart and
+had pierced the liver, and that clearly the man was dead. Then they
+went upstairs to consult about a motor-car in which the body was to be
+removed. This took some time, and then Youssoupov, in whose mind the
+idea had been working that Satanic power might have kept the man alive
+in spite of his wound, went down alone into the dining-room to make
+sure. The body was still lying in the same place. He felt the pulse:
+it was not beating. He opened the monk’s robe to feel the heart. At
+that moment Rasputin, with a terrible cry, sprang up and seized him
+by the throat. He was throttling him. Then superhuman power came upon
+Youssoupov, who flung him down on the floor: he lay without motion.
+
+With the horror of this incident upon him Youssoupov ran upstairs.
+The Grand Duke, the doctor, and another officer had gone away for the
+car and only Poroskewitz, a member of the Duma, was left, and he had
+a pistol with three cartridges left in it. To him Youssoupov poured
+out his story. They came out on the landing with the intention of
+descending the staircase and, looking down, they saw the bullet-head
+of the monk coming up the staircase. He was on all fours like a bear.
+They shrank back into the room, and saw him stagger to his feet on the
+landing and go through into the hall. They followed. Rasputin fumbled
+with the door leading to the courtyard, dragged it open, and went
+through into the darkness. The two men ran to the door and saw him
+against the snow as he was crossing the courtyard. Poroskewitz fired
+three shots, but he still ran for several paces, and then fell close to
+the gateway which led from the courtyard into the street. Youssoupov
+had with him a rubber truncheon such as the police use and, finding him
+still alive, put an end to him with that weapon. It was then seen that
+one of the revolver bullets had hit him in the back of the skull and
+still he had lived.
+
+Poroskewitz returned to the house, and while Prince Youssoupov was
+standing irresolute by the body there came a knocking on the gate. The
+police had been alarmed by the revolver shots and had sent an agent to
+make inquiries. It was a critical moment because the body was lying
+only a few feet from the gate. Youssoupov opened the gate and admitted
+the man, placing himself in front of the body. The policeman wanted to
+know if anything was wrong. Youssoupov took a high tone with him; said
+that the Grand Duke had been dining there and had just left in a car;
+that he was slightly merry, and had fired his revolver at a dog in the
+courtyard and had killed it: that was all. While he was speaking he
+was edging the police agent towards the gate, and at the mention of
+the Grand Duke the man seemed to be satisfied. It must be remembered,
+too, that the high rank of the person he was questioning may have had
+its effect. The report he brought to the police station, however, did
+not satisfy his superiors. He was sent back to make further inquiries,
+and this time he went to the front door, and was admitted without
+Youssoupov’s knowledge while he was engaged in dragging the body across
+the courtyard. When the Prince re-entered the house he heard voices
+in the sitting-room upstairs. There he found that Poroskewitz, who
+was a very excitable and nervous man, had blurted out the whole truth,
+and said that they had killed Rasputin. It was a desperate moment.
+Youssoupov quickly intervened, saying, ‘Look, he has gone clean off his
+head. When the dog was shot he said, “What a pity it was not Rasputin,”
+and now it has become an obsession with him, and he thinks that what
+he wanted has really come to pass.’ After a good deal of talking he
+succeeded in getting the policeman to go.
+
+There was now no time to lose. Several things had to be done. A dog had
+to be found and shot and laid exactly in the position of Rasputin’s
+body in order that the blood marks on the snow might be taken for the
+blood of the dog. Scarcely had this been done when the Grand Duke’s car
+arrived. In Russia grand-ducal cars used to carry a flag on the bonnet
+which exempted them from being stopped by the police. Together they
+carried the body into the car, took it to the bridge, and dropped it
+into the frozen Neva, where it was found some three days afterwards.
+
+The next morning there was an interrogation at the police station,
+but the same story was adhered to, and the police could make little
+headway. It is said that the Czarina was pressing for extreme measures
+against the assassins, but that the Czar, who was about to return to
+the Front, refused his consent. People who were about him at the time
+said that he had never seemed more cheerful than when he heard of
+Rasputin’s death. The assassins were banished to the Caucasus and to
+Persia.
+
+When will the romance of escapes during the Great War be adequately
+written? There were stories of Russian peasant prisoners escaping
+from internment and wandering over the frontier into Switzerland not
+knowing that they were in a neutral country, living in the woods
+like wild animals, with hair and nails grown long, unwashed, unkempt,
+half-naked, subsisting upon food taken from the farms at night and
+eaten raw. There was one, better authenticated, of a Russian officer
+who, after five days’ wandering, succeeded in crossing the frontier
+into Holland with his pursuers behind. The Dutch had recently changed
+their uniform into field-grey, the colour worn by the Germans, and,
+seeing a platoon of grey-coated soldiers in front of him, the wretched
+fugitive turned back and re-crossed the frontier in full view of the
+German sentry, who shot him dead.
+
+Who knew at that time that a necessary part of the equipment of an
+escaping prisoner of war was pepper, because the German dogs would
+scent him at night in his lair and raise the neighbourhood by their
+barking? But if he scattered pepper about his resting-place the dogs
+would sneeze and slink off home in silence.
+
+Though there were escapes of British officers and men and civilians
+from internment in Germany, I believe that only one German officer
+succeeded in escaping from Donnington Hall and reaching Germany. This
+was Gunther Plüschow, an aviation officer from Tsingtau, who escaped
+in his machine when the fortress was captured by the Japanese, made
+his way to Shanghai and thence to San Francisco and New York. Here he
+obtained a false Swiss passport as a fitter under the name of Ernst
+Suse, with which he embarked for Italy. But to his great indignation
+our interpreter at Gibraltar spoke such fluent German that he was
+betrayed into unguarded observations. He was arrested and sent to
+England, where, after many vicissitudes, he proved his identity as an
+officer and was interned at Donnington.
+
+His escape from Donnington Hall was managed with great skill. On 4th
+July 1915, he and an officer named Treffitz reported sick and remained
+in bed. At roll-call the N.C.O. ticked them off. It was raining hard,
+and they had no difficulty in slipping away to the outer enclosure and
+hiding in the bushes. At 6 P.M. the doors between the inner and outer
+enclosures were locked and they remained outside. Other officers were
+occupying their beds when the roll was taken, and at 10.30 ‘Die Wacht
+am Rhein’ was sung from the windows to inform them that they had not
+been missed. They climbed the wire entanglements and made for Derby,
+where they separated, each man finding his way independently to London.
+
+In his book published in Dutch, _Adventures of the Tsingtau Flying
+Man_, Plüschow gave an account of his proceedings while trying to
+board the Dutch packet, which did more than justice to his courage
+and endurance and less than justice to the truth. According to this
+narrative he spent his nights in Hyde Park, suburban gardens, and in a
+lair under a timber stack at Greenwich. Twice he was plunged into the
+stinking mud at low water and nearly drowned while setting out in the
+dark to swim to the mooring buoy. But, in fact, as we discovered too
+late, he eluded the registration regulations by passing his nights with
+different women, at whose rooms he was not called upon to register at
+all, for he was amply provided with money, and he knew London well from
+a former sojourn in 1913. He boarded the buoy to which the _Princess
+Juliana_ was moored, climbed the cable, and hid himself in one of the
+life-boats. Probably he stole a landing-card from a sea-sick passenger,
+or he may, as he says, have walked ashore without one, unchallenged. At
+any rate, he landed at Rotterdam, and was accorded an ovation by the
+German colony at a public luncheon arranged by the German Consul.
+
+In May 1916, when the last batch of German officers was received at
+Donnington Hall, it was reported that the prisoners were plunged into
+deep depression by the news from the German Front.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII
+
+RECRUITS FOR THE ENEMY
+
+
+I suppose that some day or other one of the assistant provost-marshals
+who served in France will be moved to publish some of his experiences.
+Most of his work was dull and uneventful, but every now and then there
+flared up one of those sordid little tragedies which human nature,
+under the stress of war, is apt to give out. One summer day in 1916 the
+A.P.M. at Boulogne received from an Australian escort a grimy envelope
+on which nothing was written but, ‘The A.P.M., Boulogne. Herewith Jim
+Perry.’ (Perry was not the name.) He asked why he should receive Jim
+Perry, and what Jim Perry had done. About this the escort knew nothing
+at all. All he had to do was to deliver Jim Perry and bring back a
+receipt for his body. For the rest, the A.P.M. had better ask Jim Perry
+himself. Perry, when produced, turned out to be a well-educated young
+man born in South Africa, with the marks about him of having undergone
+a rather strenuous experience, but in this there was nothing unusual as
+far as the clients of an A.P.M. were concerned.
+
+Jim Perry’s story deserves to live. As soon as he heard that war had
+been declared he left South Africa in order to join up in England. He
+was drafted to the Officers’ Training Corps, but finding the corps
+uncongenial, he deserted and walked off to a certain Australian
+battalion which was then training in England for the Front. There
+was a free and easy way about the Australians that pleased a
+fellow-colonial. They welcomed their new recruit, and did not think it
+necessary to report his arrival to the officers. The privates collected
+some kind of a kit for him from among themselves, and as a roll-call
+never seems to have been taken in this particular battalion, Perry was
+able to serve with them over two months in England, and afterwards to
+accompany them to France. He was five weeks with them in Abbeville,
+and then they were moved up to the front line. Here he was with them
+for five weeks more, and he might have continued to be an Australian
+soldier until the Armistice but for a mishap. One day the battalion
+came out of action with a good many casualties and the younger officers
+organised a spy hunt. The first step was to do what they had never done
+before--to call the roll, and during this unwonted ceremony it was
+discovered that they had with them one man more than they ought to have
+had. Here, obviously, was the spy. Jim Perry was put under arrest, and
+the subalterns held a consultation. The remedy was obvious. Jim Perry
+should be shot at sight. They were about to carry out the decision of
+the meeting when one of them said that he remembered reading somewhere
+that you never shot a man without reporting first to the colonel, so
+this formality was complied with, and the colonel, who saw nothing in
+the verdict of which he disapproved, remembered to have read somewhere
+that you never shot a man without first reporting to the Brigadier.
+This was a great disappointment to the subalterns, who were all for
+action stern and swift.
+
+Now the Brigadier happened to know something about military law, and he
+pointed out that as no court-martial had been convened and no evidence
+had been called, whatever else was done no shooting could take place.
+This annoyed the battalion excessively. The decision came just at a
+time when they were leaving their rest camp, and they had no intention
+of taking with them into action an unmasked spy. Perry could not be
+shot, but he could be left behind, so they took him into a barn,
+handcuffed his hands and feet round the post which supported the roof,
+locked the door, and went away. There Perry remained in this extremely
+uncomfortable position for two whole days, and then the South African
+angel which watched over him ordained that another Australian battalion
+should march into the village and require the barn, should break down
+the door and find Jim Perry. He seemed to want food and water very
+much, so they fed and watered him, and made a pet of him, and when
+their turn came to return to the trenches they wanted to take him
+with them, but here the colonel intervened. To him there seemed to be
+something irregular about taking a man whom you have found chained to a
+post into action with your battalion even as a mascot. He reported the
+occurrence and asked for instructions, and these were that Perry should
+be sent to the base. It was under these circumstances that an escort of
+the Good Samaritans had brought him to Boulogne with the grimy envelope.
+
+Even an A.P.M. has a heart, and this one decided to send Perry to
+England to begin again at the beginning--in other words, to enlist in
+any regiment that came handy and draw a veil over his past, and as
+Perry had no money he pulled out of his pocket a £1 note. Perry looked
+at it dubiously, and said, ‘Money? That’s no use to me, sir. I have
+plenty of money of my own. What I want is my cheque-book.’ And this
+turned out to be perfectly true. Perry’s father was a wealthy man, and
+the son had a banking account.
+
+Later in the War a large number of German army reservists in Spain
+and South America, and a certain number of German prisoners of war
+taken on the Russian Front who had escaped from Siberia began to cross
+from America in the hope of reaching Holland without being recognised
+at the English port as enemies. It was a regular business with the
+German Consulate to furnish them with forged passports. They were
+Swedes, South Americans, and Dutchmen, according to their papers,
+and they assumed the nationality of the language which they happened
+to be able to speak. Sometimes we knew when particular persons were
+coming; at others the naval officers at the ports had to use their own
+intelligence, and very well they did it. There was one rather pathetic
+case in which I almost wished that they had been less successful. It
+was reported from Kirkwall that two of the stokers on a Swedish ship
+were men of above the ordinary education of stokers, and that they were
+on their way down to London. I examined them separately. The first gave
+in rather quickly. He was the last kind of person who could have hoped
+to pass muster as a stoker. He had not even succeeded in making his
+hands rough. He was a Viennese reserve captain of artillery, who had
+relations in Paris, and had been called up straight from the bank in
+which he was employed. He took his internment as a prisoner of war with
+perfect philosophy. It was one of the ordinary accidents of war, and
+he would rather be interned in a British camp than under the appalling
+conditions that prevailed in Siberia, but it did seem hard to have been
+taken prisoner twice in the same war after walking some thousands of
+miles across Asia. I sometimes hear from him still. When I first saw
+the other man I thought that our boarding officer had made a mistake.
+He was a sooty, smiling, alert little person, and he slouched into the
+room with the regular stoker’s lurch. He answered all my questions,
+and picked out on the map the little village in Sweden where he was
+born. He talked Swedish with apparent fluency, and his hands were as
+dirty as any one could expect from a stoker. Nevertheless, we sent
+him to Cannon Row for further inquiry. Cannon Row was his undoing. He
+had guessed that his companion in adversity must be in a cell not far
+from his, and as the place seemed very quiet he thought it safe to
+call him up in German through the ventilator. He did not know that a
+German-speaking police officer was in hearing. His companion replied,
+and the flood-gates of our friend’s eloquence were opened. ‘They got
+nothing out of me,’ he shouted. ‘They really believe that I am a
+Swedish stoker. How did _you_ get on?’ (No reply.) ‘The proper way is
+to bluff them, and if you do it well they will swallow anything.’
+
+When he came before me next morning I told him that he had played his
+part very well indeed; in fact, that if he ever cared to try his luck
+upon the stage I was sure that he would make a fortune. He grinned a
+little uneasily, I thought. ‘And now,’ I said, ‘since the game is up
+you might wash your face and hands, put on a collar, and write a letter
+to your friends in Vienna, asking them to send your military uniform
+in order that we may treat you in internment as an officer.’ His whole
+manner changed. Instinctively he pulled himself to attention, gave me
+the name of his regiment and the address of his friends, and before he
+left the room he clicked his heels, and walked out of it like a trained
+soldier. To this day he does not know where my information came from.
+
+From Falmouth they sent me one day a curly-headed and rotund young
+gentleman from Chile. He spoke Spanish like a native, and he was bound
+for Rotterdam to buy cheap cigars for his firm in Valparaiso. Also he
+spoke English, which he professed to have learned in New York during
+the course of his business travels. Unfortunately for him, there had
+been on the steamer an Austrian woman with whom he had spent much of
+his time, and just before he was called to go ashore he had been seen
+to slip into her hand a folded piece of paper. She retired to the cabin
+to open and read this note, but one of the boarding officers followed
+her and recovered it. It was a German letter written in pencil, and
+it said, ‘Whatever you do, you must not reveal the fact that I speak
+German.’ This note was on my table when he came in for examination, and
+with me was sitting as Admiralty representative the late Lord Abinger
+who spoke German fluently. He kept his knowledge in reserve.
+
+The young man was quite charming. He answered all my questions without
+hesitation; he thought that some generations ago one of his ancestors
+might have been a German, but he was not well enough versed in the
+family history to give me full details about this. Many Chileans, he
+said, had fair curly hair like his and a fresh complexion, because
+the Chilean sun does not burn the skin as it does in Peru. Yes, he
+spoke English fluently but not German. It was one of the regrets of
+his life that he had never learned that language. We gave him writing
+materials, and set the lamp as he liked it, and then I said, ‘Draw up
+your chair, and this gentleman will set you a piece of dictation.’
+Then Lord Abinger cleared his throat, and dictated the Spanish text of
+his passport. The handwriting, as I could see, was the same as that
+of the note. While he was still writing I handed his German note to
+Lord Abinger who, without break or pause, followed on with the German
+text. The curly head was not raised. All I could see was a deep flush
+creeping over the cheek. The hand stopped writing. ‘Well,’ I said, ‘you
+do not seem to be getting on.’
+
+‘The gentleman is dictating in a language I do not know.’
+
+‘He is reading from a letter written by yourself.’
+
+There was a long silence, during which the pencil dropped on the
+floor, and at last the young man rose wearily from the armchair and
+said, ‘Well, what are you going to do with me? You have me in your
+power.’ He was quite ready then to answer questions, and I believed him
+when he said that his only object in coming over was to do his duty,
+because he could not bear to have it thrown in his teeth afterwards
+that he had taken no part in the Great War. He added, philosophically,
+that he supposed that they could not reproach him if he was interned
+in an enemy country, and I, looking at his fat hands and his ample
+proportions, added the comfortable reflection that he would find
+internment far safer than service in the trenches.
+
+In January 1917, an American boasting the name of Jelks Leroy Thrasher
+was found on board the Dutch passenger steamer _Zeelandia_ when she
+put into Falmouth on her way to Holland. Mr. Thrasher was a young,
+clean-shaven man who had something about him of military courtesy,
+which scarcely accorded with the account that he was prepared to give
+of himself. For this reason he was asked to land, and sent to me for
+an interview. He had quite a marked American accent, and yet there
+was something about it that did not quite carry conviction. After the
+usual caution he became even more communicative than before, and was
+ready to tell me every detail of his past life from his very earliest
+years. There was something quite uncanny about his memory. He could
+describe the colour of people’s hair whom he could have known only
+when he was just out of the perambulator. He was never at a loss for a
+name, and his elaborate description of Quitman, Georgia, where he said
+he had passed his early life, would have astonished the residents of
+that little-known centre. There were, of course, a few discrepancies,
+and as the examination proceeded he began to show uneasiness. I said
+at last, ‘Do you know, you are not telling your story very well.’ He
+looked concerned and bowed--from the waist. I said, ‘Your accent is not
+quite American, though it is a very good imitation.’ He again bowed,
+as before, from the waist. What I wanted was a name to put to him,
+and so we adjourned for luncheon to consider what Germans were at the
+moment loose upon the world on unlawful pursuits. It happened that
+about this time the German Government had had occasion to send a direct
+messenger to New York in connection with the negotiations for landing
+arms in Ireland, and it was intended, no doubt, that the messenger
+should afterwards proceed to Holland in the guise of an American. The
+officer’s name was known to be Captain Hans Boehm. There were several
+other Germans wandering about, but as this man seemed the most likely I
+thought I would try him first.
+
+After luncheon Mr. Thrasher resumed his seat, and I again referred
+unkindly to his American accent, which I pointed out to him was too
+laboured for an American. At last I said, ‘You are not doing this well,
+Captain Boehm.’ He looked surprised, but said nothing. ‘No, Captain
+Boehm, you are not doing it well.’ He smiled and again bowed from the
+waist. I said, ‘Take, for example, your bow. No American bows like
+that.’ He laughed and bowed again, and, as he made no objection to
+being called Captain Boehm, I said, ‘Perhaps I am not quite fair.
+You had a very difficult part to play, and you played it better than
+any German officer who has yet sat in that chair.’ That pleased him,
+and after a little pressing he told me most of his story. He was the
+son of an official in Alsace, was well-educated, and had spent a good
+deal of his life in America. During 1916 he was commanding a battery
+of artillery near Wytschaete, in Flanders, and, on account of his
+reputation as an American, he had been taken out of the line to be
+employed upon a special mission. He was now on his way back. He would
+tell me nothing about the nature of his employment--that we knew from
+another source--but he did admit that he had met Roger Casement while
+in Germany. It afterwards appeared that there had been a man of the
+name of Jelks Leroy Thrasher in Quitman, Georgia, but he was dead.
+Probably the passport was one of those that had been retained by the
+German Government on the pretence that it had been lost at the Foreign
+Office when sent thither for a _visa_. Captain Boehm was treated as
+a military prisoner, and told that as soon as his uniform arrived he
+would be treated as an interned officer. He wrote to his friends from
+Brixton on 17th January 1917 saying:
+
+ ‘I wish to emphasise that the treatment meted out to me right
+ throughout has been _very good_. From Admiral to seamen, all were
+ _very kind_ to me, and the comprehension of the situation was
+ _superior_. The Admiral said to me, “We have no interest to make
+ difficulties for an enemy who can do us no more harm.” Please bring
+ these lines to the knowledge of my superiors in the General Staff. If
+ you can do a friendly action to an English prisoner _do it_.’
+
+A great many neutrals used to come in about this time after their
+journeys in the enemy countries. One of them had had a talk with von
+Tirpitz. He had called to give the family news of their son, who was
+a prisoner of war, and while they were at tea von Tirpitz himself
+came in. He described him as looking like a very untidy old farmer,
+with socks hanging down over his boots, and chalk marks all over his
+trousers, but his expression exhaled benevolence quite out of keeping
+with the fire-eating advice he was giving to the German Government on
+the subject of submarines. He complained bitterly of the conduct of the
+Americans in making munitions for the Allies. My friend pointed out
+that if the Germans would send ships to fetch munitions, as the Allies
+did, they could be supplied too, and remarked, ‘If you had command of
+the sea, would you not obtain them from us?’ ‘Of course we would,’ said
+von Tirpitz.
+
+I have said little about that admirably managed department, the Postal
+Censorship, because much of its work was necessarily confidential, but
+there was nothing new about its functions. At the time of the Great
+Fire the General Post Office was situated in Cloak Lane off Dowgate
+Hill. There was no Postmaster-General; the service was farmed out,
+and the lessee at that time was Katharine, Countess of Chesterfield,
+acting through her agent, Sir Philip Frowde. Under him was the actual
+postmaster, one James Hickes, whose claim to fame was that he kept the
+office open throughout the Great Plague, and saved most of the letters
+on the night of the Great Fire. There was at that time an inventor,
+Sir Samuel Morland, who, among other inventions, had devised the
+capstan and the speaking trumpet, and we are told that an apparatus
+for the opening and rapid copying of letters was among the property
+that perished in the Great Fire of London. What the machine was that
+kept Charles II. three hours ‘seeing with admiration and very great
+satisfaction’ the various operations, that copied a letter in little
+more than one minute before photography was invented, will never be
+known because Morland omitted to invite Samuel Pepys to a demonstration
+and allowed his secret to die with him.[3]
+
+[3] _Unknown London_ by Walter Bell, F.R.A.S. (London: John Lane, 1920.)
+
+All sorts of queer people came to light through the censorship of
+letters. One would have thought that during the agonies of war there
+would have been no time for the innocent forms of internationalism, but
+it is a fact that in nearly every country in the world one could find
+international chess-players so detached from public affairs that they
+were actually conducting games by post in 1917. The Censor stopped a
+postcard in a foreign handwriting addressed to Spain with the usual
+chess formulae on its back. The card was tested in every possible way
+for secret writing, and it seemed so incredible that any one should
+be playing chess with a foreign antagonist at such a moment that we
+concluded that a new form of spy communication by means of chess
+formulae had been adopted by the enemy. After some search we found the
+writer. He proved to be a young Spaniard, little more than a boy, who
+lived in a squalid room near Tottenham Court Road with practically no
+personal effects except a chess-board. He was genuinely astonished at
+being haled before the authorities. During the day-time he was a waiter
+at a restaurant, but in his spare moments--and there could not have
+been many of them--he was conducting twenty-four games of chess by post
+with antagonists in foreign countries whom he had never seen. He had
+heard that ‘there was a war on,’ but apparently as long as it did not
+interfere with his games it was no concern of his.
+
+It was clear that the British Navy was doing its work well. A letter
+found concealed in a parcel addressed to a German prisoner which was
+intercepted in January 1917 gave us some very useful information. The
+writer had been recently repatriated from Wakefield _via_ Stratford,
+and he gives the following account of what he imagines he saw:
+
+ ‘We left Stratford in the omnibus on Sunday evening, driving to
+ Charing Cross through London’s dark streets, which are fearfully
+ depressing. We saw a few houses destroyed by the Zeppelins, but it
+ was only here (in Germany) that I got some photographs which show
+ that the whole corner from the Haymarket, Piccadilly, the complete
+ block of residences over the Piccadilly Tube Station had been clean
+ swept away.’
+
+He went on to give minute instructions, based upon his own experience,
+how gold and other prohibited articles could be smuggled out of the
+country without interference from the military and the police--a part
+of his letter which caused us to stop a number of leaks. In the early
+days of the War a good deal of gold was successfully smuggled out. One
+German woman had gone to the expense of having a false bottom made to
+her handbag, which proved on examination to be floored with sovereigns.
+Its weight was its undoing.
+
+This verbose correspondent was guarded when he wrote about the state
+in which he found Germany. ‘I will only tell you one thing,’ he wrote:
+‘that times are serious; much, much more serious than any one has ever
+thought. So, for instance, it is in my opinion a direct active meanness
+if anybody in the camp has had sent to him eatables of any sort, even
+in the smallest quantities.’
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX
+
+THE DECLINE OF MORALE
+
+
+In June 1916 the Germans adopted a new policy. They began to send
+distinguished neutrals, generally Swedes, who entered the country as
+ardently pro-British, and told us that a recent visit to Berlin had
+convinced them that the economic situation in Germany was far stronger
+than in England, and that England was faced with the certainty of
+defeat unless she agreed with her enemy quickly. In one case the Swede
+proposed that our Government should select six business men and send
+them to Holland to meet six Germans and thus convince themselves of
+the truth of what he said! He was surprised and pained when he heard
+that his invitation had been refused. I wish I had seen him after the
+Armistice to remind him of his passionate assurances that the Germans
+whom he professed to dislike so much were about to triumph.
+
+There were many other indications that the Germans were becoming
+anxious about their morale. It was common talk among the interned
+officers in Donnington Hall in September 1917 that they could not
+expect to win the War, but they still hoped to be able to hold out long
+enough to secure a ‘draw.’
+
+The peace feelers of the Austrians led to a very curious incident. In
+March 1916 two distinguished Spanish gentlemen were ushered into my
+room. One, who bore an ancient title, was the proprietor of a Madrid
+newspaper; the other, who spoke English fluently and was married to
+an American, was vouched for as a person of wealth and position. He
+explained that he had a scheme for obtaining for the Allies the use
+of all the Austrian ships interned in Spain, and the titled gentleman
+bowed and smiled as an endorsement, though it was doubtful whether
+he understood enough English to know what was said. Señor P---- had
+with him all the impedimenta of a wealthy traveller--wife, children,
+governess, secretary, servants, and baggage, and he had engaged a suite
+of rooms. He had interviews with various distinguished people, but
+there was something rather nebulous about his proposals, and he did not
+produce any written guarantee of his good faith. It happened that on
+the staff of a certain daily newspaper there was a gentleman who knew
+Spanish. Upon him Señor P---- seized, for he could bring him into touch
+with the newspaper world, and so mobilise public opinion in favour of
+taking over the Austrian ships. Just before Easter Señor P---- informed
+me that he intended to go to Holland and there meet certain Austrian
+shipping magnates with whom he hoped to negotiate the transfer. On
+Good Friday I was rung up by the newspaper man, who asked my advice.
+Señor P---- had begged him to accompany him to Holland. Was there any
+objection? Knowing that he was to be trusted and that he might keep
+an eye upon the Spaniard’s movements and let me know what it was all
+about, I helped him with his passport, and the two went off together.
+Two days later I received a telegram from Rotterdam, begging me to
+meet the pressman in my office on Easter Sunday as he had something
+important to communicate. The poor man had been travelling all night,
+and was in a state of nervous tension. He told me the following story:
+
+On the way down the river Señor P---- had remarked, ‘I ought to tell
+you without delay that all this about the Austrian ships is a blind.
+What we are really going to do is to negotiate a peace between Austria
+and the Allies.’ With that, he pulled out of his pocket a telegram
+which read as follows:
+
+ ‘I appoint Señor P---- and Mr. H---- to be my Plenipotentiaries for
+ making peace.
+
+ LORD ROBERT CECIL.’
+
+Mr. H---- pointed out that this was a forgery; that Lord Robert
+Cecil would not have sent or signed a telegram in this way, nor
+would he have thought of appointing either Señor P---- or himself as
+plenipotentiaries. Señor P---- burst out laughing. ‘Never mind,’ he
+said, ‘these little artifices are necessary when great events hang in
+the balance. I shall show this telegram to the Austrians and they will
+believe it.’
+
+On arriving at Rotterdam Mr. H---- found that three Austrian gentlemen
+had actually arrived, and he was taken into a conference in a hotel.
+Señor P---- did most of the talking, and was particularly eloquent on
+the financial question. You could not, he said, have peace without
+paying for it, and peace in this case was worth a million sterling to
+Austria if it was worth a crown. They haggled for some time over the
+deal, and Señor P---- left the room for a moment to find a document,
+whereupon the Austrians asked Mr. H---- what he knew of his Spanish
+friend. They had made inquiries about him in Berlin, and what they had
+learnt was not very much in his favour. ‘But,’ they said, ‘whether we
+care to negotiate with him or not, we do welcome the opportunity of
+meeting face to face the proprietor of a great London daily newspaper.’
+
+‘I am not the proprietor,’ said Mr. H---- in amazement, ‘I am merely a
+humble employé.’
+
+They waved this politely aside. Great men often travel incognito.
+He was, of course, Lord ---- in disguise. He continued to disclaim
+the compliment, and they said, ‘Well, whoever you are, you are in a
+position to convey to the proper quarter our views regarding a peace
+between Austria and the Allies,’ With that, they handed him the
+following paper:
+
+ ‘M. Emil Karpeles and Mr. H----, respectively an Austrian and a
+ British subject, having been brought together at Amsterdam by Mr.
+ de P----, starting from the idea of their two countries being in a
+ position to initiate preliminaries for peace, and to become for a
+ long period trustees for peace in Europe, undertake to submit to
+ their respective governments the ten clauses named below in order
+ to obtain from them a declaration of their agreeing to them in
+ principle. By giving such declarations the two governments accept
+ these ten clauses as the basis of a preliminary conference to be
+ held as soon as possible within four weeks from to-day in Holland
+ or Switzerland. The conference is to be composed of the same number
+ of delegates from the two parties, and two delegates appointed by
+ His Majesty the King of Spain. This preliminary conference will also
+ arrange conditions and regulations for the exchange of goods between
+ the two countries for the time of an armistice if such be proclaimed.
+
+ ‘_Clause_ 1. The re-establishment of the Kingdom of Serbia, with
+ limits as before the Treaty of London, the King to be chosen by Great
+ Britain and Austria-Hungary, the province of Negotin to come to
+ Austria-Hungary.
+
+ ‘2. The re-establishment of the Kingdom of Montenegro. Lovcen and the
+ coast to go to Austria-Hungary against territorial compensation on
+ the east frontier.
+
+ ‘3. Albania. Sovereign to be chosen by Great Britain and
+ Austria-Hungary.
+
+ ‘4. Limits as after the first Balkan war, inclusive Macedonia
+ (exchange Kavalla against Valona with Greece?).
+
+ ‘5. Greece. See clause 4.
+
+ ‘6. Italy to abandon influence on east coast of the Adriatic.
+ A rectification of the Austro-Italian frontier if desired by
+ Austria-Hungary to be agreed to by Italy. No war contribution.
+
+ ‘7. Turkey. _Status quo ante._ Signatory powers guarantee integrity
+ of the Turkish Empire.
+
+ ‘8. Belgium. Re-establishment against return German colonies to
+ Germany.
+
+ ‘9. France. _Status quo ante._
+
+ ‘10. Russia. Kingdom of Poland to be created as in existence between
+ 1772-1793. The King to be chosen by Great Britain out of three
+ presented by Austria-Hungary. The Crown lands within the limits of
+ the future kingdom of Poland to serve as security for the interest
+ and principal of a loan of 25 thousand million marks in favour of
+ Austria-Hungary. Great Britain will raise the full amount of the
+ loan, _i.e._ 25 thousand million marks on behalf of Austria-Hungary,
+ to whom the money is to be paid, and who will settle all the expenses
+ incurred in the arrangement for the preliminary conference mentioned
+ in the first paragraph.
+
+ ‘AMSTERDAM, _27th April 1916_.
+
+ ‘In the event of His Majesty the King of Spain declining two
+ delegates as mentioned in the first paragraph the two governments
+ will consider any further suggestion for the holding of the
+ preliminary conference.
+
+ ‘AMSTERDAM, _27th April_.’
+
+In the course of conversation he gathered that the Austrians were not
+officials but directors of important shipping concerns who may have had
+some quiet official sanction for their errand. No money passed between
+them and Señor P----, but when Mr. H---- pointed out that he had
+come over on the understanding that he was not to be put to personal
+expense, they did give him a hundred pounds to cover his journey, which
+seemed to show that they thought his intervention was worth at least
+that amount.
+
+It is to be feared that poor Señor P---- did not enjoy his reception on
+his return to this country. His stay was extremely short, and part of
+it was passed in a room without any of the amenities that he had been
+accustomed to in his suite at a first-class hotel. Since the Armistice
+he has again appeared as a man who can make fortunes. His fluent
+tongue, his moist eye, and his extremely well-fed appearance were not
+given him for nothing.
+
+Among the many queer people who graced my room was a certain Jugo-Slav
+lawyer-journalist who came I do not quite know why, and left I do not
+quite know whither. He talked unceasingly about nothing in particular.
+He assured me that he was a frequent visitor to the Foreign Office,
+and that he was a person to be reckoned with. I consulted a friend who
+knew him well, and when I remarked that he did not quite seem to know
+what he wanted and that his discourse was sometimes incoherent, my
+friend assured me that all Jugo-Slav journalists are like that and that
+everything reasonable should be done to encourage him. And so when he
+called again and again I did not attempt to interrupt him: my time was
+a sacrifice laid on the altar of our international relations.
+
+One day the awful news was received that the Jugo-Slav journalist was
+under arrest in Northumberland. In defiance of every prescription,
+human and divine, he had taken the train for Newcastle without
+complying with any of the police requirements, and had gone straight
+off to the residence of Lord Grey of Fallodon. Lord Grey was away, and
+his housekeeper, naturally disturbed, communicated with the police,
+when it was found that my Jugo-Slav friend had neglected to register
+his arrival. He was then contemplating a journey to Glasgow, Inverness,
+and Edinburgh, but he was remitted under escort to London, where again
+he appeared before me. On this occasion incoherence would be a grave
+under-statement of the nature of his discourse. I gathered that he had
+been grossly insulted, and that all Jugo-Slavia would rise as one man
+when they came to know of it. It was useless to point out that the
+law was no respecter of persons, and that even the most distinguished
+foreigner was liable to indignities if he broke it, because my friend
+had no time for listening. He wanted to talk, and talk he did. Still,
+he was no exception to the unbroken rule that no one who came into my
+room should leave it without thanking me, and we patched up some kind
+of arrangement. I was shocked some few weeks later at learning that the
+poor man had died of general paralysis of the insane.
+
+Among the detentions made at this period was that of an ex-naval
+officer, Commander von Rintelen. After leaving the German Navy he had
+embarked on international trade, chiefly in Mexico, and had become
+a power in Central America. He had done many things that would have
+brought him within reach of the law in the United States. For some time
+he denied his identity, but the interrogation by the naval officers
+was conducted with remarkable skill, and in the end he confessed. At
+subsequent interviews he became quite communicative, while of course
+he gave nothing away that would have injured his Government. He was
+interned as an officer at Donnington Hall.
+
+The Americans would have been very glad to have him within their
+jurisdiction, but it was, of course, impossible to transfer a prisoner
+of war to the custody of a neutral. On the day when America entered the
+War on the side of the Allies the position changed. There seemed to
+be nothing to prevent a prisoner of war interned in one of the allied
+countries from being interned in another, and it was decided to send
+von Rintelen over to America in British custody. A curious light is
+thrown upon the German mentality by an incident that took place just
+before he embarked. He stopped to make a solemn protest as a prisoner
+of war against his life being placed in jeopardy from German submarines
+if he were embarked upon a merchant vessel. His escort listened quite
+gravely to his protest, and asked him to move on.
+
+A good deal of latitude is allowed to prisoners on board steamers,
+and one day von Rintelen found himself in company with a young South
+American who spoke German fluently. When he heard that he was going
+to South America he asked him to call upon the German Minister in
+Venezuela and say to him the two words ‘_Rintelen Meldet_’ (Rintelen
+has arrived). That, he explained, would set certain machinery to work.
+He hinted darkly that there would be reprisals upon Colonel Napier,
+who was interned as a prisoner of war in Austria, and he declared
+his intention of getting President Carranza to seize three prominent
+Americans in Mexico and make reprisals on them. His passion for
+reprisals knew no bounds. Some months later, while he was awaiting
+his trial in New York, he told this young man when he came to see him
+that he need not trouble further about delivering the message because
+Admiral von Hintze had passed through New York on his way from China,
+and would see that the necessary steps were taken. I was glad to learn
+a little later that the British officer in question had been released
+and sent to England.
+
+One early morning some fishermen who were walking under the cliff
+between Robin Hood’s Bay and Filey saw two men wandering along the
+beach. They stopped them and, believing them to be Germans, took them
+to the nearest constable. Nothing very much could be got out of them
+except that they were German sailors, and that they had buried some of
+their belongings in the sand. These were recovered, and among them
+was a cheap watch which was still going. On the way to London they
+declared that they had swum ashore from a submarine in Robin Hood’s
+Bay. It seemed impossible that a watch which had been immersed in sea
+water for perhaps twenty minutes should still be going, and it was
+thought that they might have been landed intentionally. They proved to
+be a very interesting couple. The younger man was barely twenty-one.
+He had passed his examination for an officer’s commission. The older
+man was a quarter-master of past forty. He could look for no further
+promotion. Both had been on night-watch on a German submarine lying in
+Robin Hood’s Bay. The older man had suddenly shouted, ‘Motor-boat!’
+(Submarines were particularly nervous about our fast motor-boats at
+that time.) At the same moment he clapped down the hatch, which was
+secured from inside, and the submarine began to submerge. There was no
+escape for either man except by swimming. It was pretty obvious that
+the older man had had enough of cruising and intended to desert, for
+there had been ample time for both men to have passed through the hatch
+before it was secured.
+
+And now they were marooned in the enemy country with nothing before
+them but internment as prisoners of war. I did not cover myself with
+glory during their examination. I asked the older man whether he would
+mind if I immersed his watch in a tumblerful of water during the
+interview. He made no objection, and there that watch stayed under
+three inches of water for a full half-hour. When I took it out it was
+still going. If it had stopped, as any respectable watch would under
+such treatment, their story about swimming ashore would have been
+upset. It remained only to ask him where such a watch was made. He had
+bought it in Stettin for 5 marks!
+
+During the last month in 1916 the Commissioner of Police was asked to
+furnish 800 trained police to serve in France, partly to regulate the
+traffic on the French roads behind the line. They were converted into
+military police for the purpose. I saw a few of them afterwards on this
+duty, and very well they did it. There is a story, perhaps mythical,
+that during the retreat of the Fifth Army in March 1918 a London
+policeman was seen standing at a corner where two roads converged.
+Down one was marching a body of British troops, down the other a body
+of Germans, and he put out one arm mechanically to stop the Germans,
+and with the other waved to the British to proceed as if, for all the
+world, he was controlling the traffic at Hyde Park Corner. With their
+innate obedience to authority, it is said that the Germans marked
+time. The story did not go on to say what became of the policeman, but
+there are not a few of my acquaintance whose calmness in moments of
+excitement would be quite equal to such an occasion.
+
+One drawback to the submarine campaign against shipping was that
+we could no longer compel neutral ships to come in to Falmouth and
+Kirkwall for examination, since both these ports were in the danger
+zone: consequently the examinations were made in Halifax, Jamaica, and
+Sierra Leone, and no more suspicious travellers came to Scotland Yard.
+
+In February 1917 drafts of civilian prisoners of war from the Isle
+of Man in exchange for an equal number of British from Ruhleben
+were shipped to Holland in the _Rjndam_. The representative of the
+Holland-America Line called at the American Embassy to demand their
+passage money in advance. On being asked to collect it from the German
+Government he replied that this was out of the question: they knew the
+German Government too well.
+
+It has always been a matter for wonder what led the Germans to adopt
+the suicidal policy of torpedoing hospital ships. The case is not made
+better by the reason given by themselves, namely, that an Austrian
+named Adalbert Messany had made a declaration that when he was
+repatriated in the ‘hospital ship’ _Britannic_ there were 2500 armed
+troops on board. A concert singer of that name, aged twenty-four, and
+suffering from tuberculosis, had been deported from Egypt to Mudros
+in November 1916, and at Mudros he was embarked on the transport
+_Britannic_ for repatriation. On such evidence as this the Germans
+sought to justify crimes as stupid as they were dastardly.
+
+The long sojourn of the British Army in Northern France was said to
+be causing uneasiness to some of the French, who viewed the erection
+of semi-permanent buildings as an indication that the British might
+delay demobilisation for years and be in virtual possession of all the
+Channel ports. One of them is said to have approached a certain eminent
+English official and to have asked how long he thought it would take
+the British to evacuate Calais at the end of the War. This Englishman,
+who is a cynic with a love for equivocal speech, replied, ‘Well, I
+don’t know. Last time it took them two hundred years.’
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX
+
+THE BOGUS PRINCESS
+
+
+During the War bogus royalties and princesses sprang up like
+toadstools. Any young woman with a turn for private theatricals and
+a vivid imagination could burst forth as a high-born refugee and get
+some one to believe in her and, incidentally, to finance her until she
+found a husband from among the officers in one or other of the camps.
+The first I remember was a Russian princess who, while staying with a
+very influential lady in the Midlands, had become engaged to a certain
+temporary officer of large expectations. She was described to me as
+beautiful, with a peculiarly Russian type of loveliness, emotional,
+as all Russians are, with blue eyes that became easily suffused with
+tears, and with a charming flow of broken English. I think it was
+the broken English that was her undoing, for she had the ill-fortune
+to come into contact with an Englishwoman who prided herself on her
+Russian, and would insist upon showing it off to every Russian she met.
+Curious to relate, the princess had entirely forgotten her Russian,
+and for some reason her parents had neglected to have her taught
+French, which is in the ordinary curriculum of well-born Russians.
+She accounted for this by vague allusions to the misfortunes of her
+family, who had had so troublous an existence that they appeared to
+have forgotten to teach her anything but English, and this only broken
+English.
+
+It was in the height of the spy mania, and, not unnaturally, the
+Russian-speaking Englishwoman jumped to the conclusion that she had to
+deal with a German spy and, worse, a German spy who had got herself
+engaged to a British officer, and so she came to me. I found that the
+princess’s hostess was still ready to go bail for her and could not
+bear that her protegée should undergo the humiliation of being called
+to Scotland Yard, but I was adamant. Come the lady must. All I could
+promise was that she should not be dealt with harshly even if she
+proved to be a spy.
+
+There walked into my room a beautifully dressed young woman with a full
+outfit of furs, because, I suppose, a Russian princess would not be
+Russian without them. Her broken English was certainly not the broken
+English of a Russian nor of a Frenchwoman nor of a German nor, indeed,
+of any nation that I had yet encountered. It was the broken English of
+the English stage; and when I came to look at the lady I was quite sure
+that whatever knowledge she had acquired of life had been acquired in
+the lower ranks of the profession.
+
+I said:
+
+‘English does not come very easily to you. Shall we talk French?’
+
+‘I not speak French, sir.’
+
+‘But you are a Russian?’
+
+‘Yes, sir.’
+
+‘And your parents are now in Russia?’
+
+‘Yes, sir.’
+
+‘And yet you do not speak Russian?’
+
+‘No, sir. Russia I leave many years ago.’
+
+‘Can you describe to me your Russian home?’
+
+‘I leave, sir, when quite a leetle child.’
+
+‘Now,’ I said, ‘I want you to give me the address of your English
+mother. You see, in this room one has to drop all play-acting and tell
+the truth.’
+
+Her blue eyes filled with tears, but at last, quite faintly, she gave
+me an address in London and retired to await the arrival of her mother.
+
+There was no play-acting about this good lady when she arrived. She
+was a buxom woman of fifty, who earned her living as a housekeeper and
+had two daughters, one in a good situation and the other a young woman
+who had become stage-struck at eighteen, and would from time to time
+fill the breasts of her mother and sister with silent indignation by
+flouncing in upon them in expensive clothes and attempting to patronise
+them. ‘I always told her that she’d get herself into trouble if she
+went on as she did, and now she has. You just let me see her for five
+minutes and talk to her.’ I asked whether she had ever heard that her
+daughter was posing as a Russian. ‘No,’ she said, ‘but I remember that
+one Christmas she got a part as a Russian princess in a pantomime and
+had to talk broken English.’
+
+In fact, the war had broken out just in time to give this young lady
+an opportunity of continuing her part off the stage. She had had a
+glorious time. I was not present at the interview between mother and
+daughter, but at the end of it the mother informed me that she had
+promised to be a good girl and make a clean breast of it all to her
+patroness, and also to the man whom she was about to marry, and I heard
+that he, good fellow that he was, married her all the same.
+
+Another young woman who appeared in 1915 aimed higher, and, being
+better educated, played her part with more distinction. She was no
+less, according to the accounts that first came to me, than a daughter
+of Marie Vetsera, the heroine of the mysterious tragedy in which Prince
+Rudolf of Austria met his death, and of course I need hardly say that
+Prince Rudolf was her father. She arrived from America, and almost
+immediately became engaged to a British officer. She was invited to
+Scotland Yard for an interview. She did not talk broken English, but
+her accent was neither American nor English, and, unlike the Russian
+princess, she was possessed of some means. Her story was full of
+mysteries and reticences. She could only tell me, she said, what she
+had herself been told. Her earliest recollections were of the convent
+in America in which she had been brought up. The Sisters would only
+tell her that a foreign-looking stranger had brought her there as a
+baby, and that her parentage was very distinguished indeed. She must
+not ask too many questions. He had invested for her a large sum of
+money which she was to enjoy when she came of age. It had been placed
+in trust with a firm of lawyers who were under an obligation not to
+tell her whence it came. As the years went on there were hints about
+the Austrian Royal Family. Prince Rudolf had been mentioned, and then
+one day the Mother Superior put her arm round her, and whispered that
+her mother had been very unhappy, that the whole thing was very tragic
+and, again, that she must not ask too many questions. From this she
+inferred the rest--that she was the daughter of Marie Vetsera, born
+some time before the tragedy.
+
+‘I am sorry to interrupt you,’ I said, ‘but Marie Vetsera never had a
+daughter. The whole of her history is well known.’
+
+Her eyes filled with tears, and she, replied that she could only tell
+me what she had been told. When she left the convent the lawyer had
+hinted at the same thing, and had paid over to her the money that had
+been placed in trust.
+
+‘The lawyer’s name?’
+
+‘Alas, sir, he is dead, and the firm no longer exists.’
+
+She then asked for advice as to how she should manage about her boy,
+then a child of about six. As far as I could gather, she had for some
+time been living on her capital, which must in due course come to an
+end. Asked what she would do when the inevitable happened, she shook
+her head and hinted that she would put an end to herself.
+
+It transpired in the course of the interview that she could speak
+French and Polish fairly fluently, and this may have accounted for the
+peculiarity of her accent. She had been taught these languages, she
+said, in the convent. She would not give the name of the convent, and
+therefore all this part of the story may have been invented like the
+rest, but it was clear from inquiries that were subsequently made that
+by nationality she was American, and that she was certainly not engaged
+in espionage.
+
+But the most amazing of all the claimants was a certain _soi-disant_
+princess of a royal house who had succeeded in convincing a very large
+number of people that she was genuine. She was not in need of funds,
+nor had she any object in view except to gain the prestige which
+a royal parentage would confer upon her. It was therefore a quite
+harmless amusement, and she must have got a great deal of fun out of
+it. Unfortunately for her, when she had first laid claim to her rank
+there was nothing to show that we were soon to be at war with the
+sovereign whom she claimed for father, and when the spy mania was at
+its height he came, not unnaturally, under suspicion. It was still more
+unfortunate that her own brother was living in this country.
+
+She had worked out the details of her claim with remarkable skill. Her
+mother was still living, as well as her two brothers and a sister. It
+was impossible to ignore them altogether, and so she told a story of
+how she had been confided to the care of her own mother by an Imperial
+lady who, for some unexplained reason, wished to keep her birth a
+secret. I commend this kind of story to any future claimant of royal
+parentage, because when sceptics begin to throw details of your early
+life in your face you can say, ‘Quite so, all that happened, only you
+were never told the secret of my birth, which is known only to me and
+to one or two other people, who are dead.’ All she had to do, in fact,
+was to read up all the movements of the Court during the years of her
+infancy and childhood, and retail them as a privileged eye-witness.
+
+There sailed into my room one morning the most Imperial-looking person
+I have ever seen. Even when sitting in my low armchair there was a calm
+and condescending dignity about her that would have impressed anybody.
+She had a husband who was on the way to make a fortune, and who was in
+attendance to confirm everything she said, and no one was ever more
+ready than she to help me over any difficult points, only I must tell
+her what they were. My first point was that her reputed mother did not
+and could not have had a child at the particular date when she said she
+was born. She smiled rather pityingly, and said that no doubt I was not
+aware that her mother had spent some months alone at a watering-place
+in France at that time, and that it was evident that I did not know how
+eccentric she was. As a matter of fact I did, but I also knew a good
+deal about the movements of the Imperial lady immediately after the
+supposed birth, and they did not at all tally with my visitor’s story.
+I took her through her various statements, and as I had no documentary
+evidence on the other side to confront her with she left with the
+honours of war, but she left me also quite unconvinced.
+
+A few days later I discovered her brother, a composer of considerable
+ability and a very striking-looking man with a strong family likeness
+to his sister. He was in a state of great indignation against her,
+chiefly, I think, on account of the disparagement of his mother which
+was entailed by her story. He came fully armed with most convincing
+documents--family photographs from the time when they were all children
+together, letters written by the lady herself to her family, and
+letters from his mother in Switzerland. Among the letters was one
+written when the claimant was a girl of seventeen. She and her sister
+were at a watering-place, and she retails, with satisfaction, a remark
+she overheard about them, that they were _Kaiserlich mädchen_. This
+chance remark overheard in a hotel probably put the entire idea into
+her head. In appearance she was _Kaiserlich_ to the finger-tips, and
+it must have been balm to her soul to extend them to be kissed and to
+see the world curtsy to her. She was the daughter of a Jewish bank
+manager in a good position. She had been well-educated, and she knew a
+number of people who could tell her the gossip of the Court. She could
+not have imposed on any one in her own country, but once abroad she
+began to expand, and the story had given four or five years of intense
+pleasure.
+
+Having satisfied myself that, whatever else the lady might be, she
+was not dangerous to the cause of the Allies, I dropped the case,
+thinking that if any exposure became necessary the brother would
+bring it about; but one day, to my great surprise, a friend who has a
+profound knowledge of Austria, told me that he was satisfied that she
+was genuine, and thought it a great pity that she had been subjected
+to the indignity of interrogation. I made him a sporting offer. I said
+that the lady was probably expecting another interview, that I had
+documentary proofs in my possession, and that if he liked I would
+invite her to see me again in his presence. He agreed, and asked only
+that he might bring with him a personage who has since become very
+prominent in Europe.
+
+The interview took place. The lady sailed in as imperially as before.
+My companions were presented to her, and she acknowledged their bows
+with the slightest nod.
+
+‘Sit down, madam. Since I saw you last some very interesting documents
+have reached me, and I want to put them to you. The first are some
+family photographs.’
+
+I thought she flushed slightly.
+
+‘Oh, I can see what has happened. You have been in communication with
+Mr. K----, who claims to be my brother. Poor man, it has become an
+obsession with him.’
+
+I do not think that she was prepared for the family photographs, for
+at first she would not admit that the girl of fourteen in one of the
+groups was herself. A little later she seemed to think that this was
+a false move, for she said, ‘I suppose that is my photograph, but you
+see at that time we should have been photographed together because I
+had been consigned to the care of Madame K----.’ When she came to her
+own letters she was for the first time embarrassed and inclined to be
+angry, for she had at short notice to make up her mind whether she
+would deny the authorship altogether, or admit it and readjust her
+story. I was on pretty sure ground, because it happened that a relation
+of mine had been staying in the same house as her Imperial ‘mother’
+on an occasion when she claimed to have been present, and that when
+her photograph was shown to this lady, she declared that the girl she
+saw there was quite a different-looking person. For the first time
+her imperial calm broke down. She became very pale and very angry. It
+was difficult to say whether fear or anger was the stronger of her
+emotions. She admitted the authorship of the letters, and to all our
+further questions she would only reply that she was suffering for the
+malice of her brother.
+
+For a time I think she dropped her royal pretensions. At any rate, she
+dropped the idea of writing a book, which was said to be nearly ready
+for publication.
+
+Another case of impersonation was that of the man who called himself
+Count de Borch. He was a Polish Jew, well-educated and well dressed,
+and he seems to have had a curious fascination for persons with whom
+he came in contact. Any mysterious Pole was at that time an object of
+suspicion. This man had obtained employment carrying a small weekly
+wage with a firm of furniture dealers in London, and yet he was able
+to cut a dash at London tea-tables and expensive restaurants. He had a
+large circle of hostesses from whom he would have been in a position
+to acquire a good deal of information useful to the enemy if he had
+tried to do so. He was brought down to Scotland Yard some weeks before
+the tragedy which brought his name before the public. The title of ‘de
+Borch’ was old and highly esteemed in Poland, and I had been assured
+that whatever this man might be he was certainly not in any way
+connected with the family. He made a very bad impression upon me. He
+fell back upon the usual ruse of bogus claimants. He said that he knew
+nothing about his ancestry except what he had been told, that there
+had always been a mystery about his parentage because, owing to family
+differences, his father was anxious that his existence should be kept
+secret until the day when he could come into his own, and so he had
+been supporting himself honourably with a firm in London until Poland
+was free. It was like a great many other cases at that time. Until some
+evidence was forthcoming that a man was engaged in espionage, he had to
+be left at liberty under _surveillance_. He was believed to be drawing
+sums of money from some of his hostesses to eke out his slender wages,
+and it was his social side that was his undoing.
+
+The tragedy in which he met his death was very fully reported at the
+time. Captain Malcolm had returned from the Front to find that this
+over-dressed and scented person had been trying to break up his home.
+He came to Scotland Yard to ascertain his address, but as it is not the
+custom to give addresses to callers no information was given. He found
+it out in another way, bought a horsewhip, with which to thrash the
+man, and gained admittance to his room. In the scuffle that followed
+the use of the horsewhip, de Borch was shot dead, but as a loaded
+pistol was found in an opened drawer close to the bed it was held that
+de Borch intended to use it upon his unwelcome visitor, and Captain
+Malcolm was acquitted.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI
+
+FOOTNOTES TO THE PEACE CONFERENCE
+
+
+Three days before the Armistice was signed I went to Paris with
+representatives of the Office of Works and the Foreign Office to
+secure premises for the British Delegation in the Peace Negotiations.
+I believe that Brussels and Geneva were both considered as
+meeting-places, but for reasons, chiefly of lack of accommodation, were
+dismissed as unsuitable. The Majestic and the Astoria Hotels, the one
+for housing the people and the other for office accommodation, both
+near the Arc de Triomphe, seemed to be the only possible buildings
+available, and in due course the British Ambassador called on Monsieur
+Clemenceau to ask that they should be commandeered. He asked how
+many people had to be housed, and was told that the number would be
+approximately four hundred, on which followed the quick comment, ‘Ah,
+then the demobilisation of the British Army has already begun!’
+
+We spent Sunday afternoon, 10th November, driving about Paris with M.
+Clemenceau’s A.D.C. to inspect premises for the accommodation of the
+Foreign Office printing staff. I noticed late in the afternoon that
+the Champs Elysée was full of a holiday crowd carrying flags rolled
+tightly round the stick. All Paris was waiting for the news that the
+Germans had signed the Armistice. I had not seen the terms, but knowing
+that they were hard, I asked the French officer whether he thought
+that the Germans would accept them. He replied, ‘Oui, les conditions
+sont dures, mais ils signeront.’ I was in Boulogne by 11 A.M. on
+Armistice morning, and I had the news of the Armistice when I reached
+my daughter’s hospital at Wimereux. The news had not then reached the
+French. At the entrance to the hospital I had to stand aside to let
+a party of German prisoner orderlies pass. They were laughing and
+singing, though the news had not actually reached the hospital by
+telephone at that time. No doubt they were banking upon the rumours of
+revolution in Germany. When our steamer sailed two hours later every
+whistle and siren was in full blast; the quays were lined with waving
+and cheering crowds; the sleepy old town was awake for once.
+
+When the delegation was installed at the Hôtel Majestic and the two
+subsidiary hotels, if one could believe the newspapers, the members
+spent their time in eating and drinking, in music, theatricals, and
+dancing. But one could not believe the newspapers. No doubt in the
+early days of those protracted negotiations the staff was too big for
+the work, and in the later stages the work was too big for the staff,
+but considering the enormous number of experts who had to be consulted
+on the whole range of human endeavour, political, naval, military,
+geographical, racial, and industrial, it cannot be said that the staff
+was too numerous or that it did less than a day’s work. Its recreations
+were certainly not excessive, seeing that for many dancing was the only
+possible exercise. It may well be asked what a police officer had to
+do with peace negotiations. He had nothing whatever to do with them.
+As Chief Security Officer, my function was to prevent if possible the
+leakages of information that took place during the Peace Conference
+in Vienna, and for this purpose I took over with me a body of Special
+Branch officers to control the doors, and see that no unauthorised
+person obtained access to the buildings. If occasionally they wounded
+susceptible feelings, they were of great use to visitors in the matter
+of passports and travelling facilities. There were arduous moments in
+their service. On one occasion I was asked to furnish the escort for a
+furniture van which was to be packed with papers of so secret a nature
+that the escort must remain with it night and day until it arrived in
+Paris. The van was packed and sealed in London, and a very zealous
+young police officer left with it for Havre _via_ Southampton. At Havre
+the French railway officials positively refused to attach the truck on
+which it was loaded to the express: it must proceed by the slow train.
+The escort telephoned this news quite cheerfully, though the rain was
+coming down in torrents. We made frequent inquiries at the Gare St.
+Lazare, receiving conflicting accounts of the progress of the truck,
+until at last late on a Saturday afternoon we heard that it had arrived
+some hours before, and had been shunted into a goods shed, where it
+would remain until the following Monday. Feeling sure that our zealous
+policeman had not deserted it, we sent the senior inspector to the
+station-master. He was adamant; the rules must be observed; even if an
+English policeman starved, the van must stay where it was till Monday.
+But the inspector was a man of resource: he was a Freemason and so,
+as it now appeared, was the station-master. So potent was this appeal
+that the shed was opened, and there was our man wet through, stiff and
+faint for want of food. We took him and his van to the hotel, and under
+restoratives and a hot bath he soon recovered. So far I can vouch for
+the story. The sequel may be less authenticated. The seals were broken;
+the van was opened, and lo! so the story ran, it contained nothing but
+the ninth edition of the _Encyclopædia Britannica_. In London some one
+had blundered.
+
+My principal duties being in London, I made flying visits of inspection
+to Paris at intervals of about a fortnight--flying in the literal
+sense occasionally--and it was curious to see how the amenities of
+the Hôtel Majestic were modified as time went on. In the early days
+there was a full staff of House of Commons waiters and waitresses,
+who found so much to grumble at that they were soon sent home. Apart
+from the inevitable epidemic of influenza, the sick ward was always
+filled: at least two broken legs were being mended, besides minor
+accidents. Gradually the scale of entertainment became more Spartan,
+the edges began to wear off tempers, the spirit of criticism to rear
+its head, and in my last visit the glory of the great Peace Conference
+had departed. Curious folk of every colour came as deputations from
+nearly every race under the sun to have their grievances redressed.
+They vanished as unobtrusively as they came, elated or disappointed
+according to their reception.
+
+The Americans had established an excellent system of intelligence
+throughout Europe, and, as we had been closely associated before,
+we agreed to pool our information. At that time there was not much
+happening in the underworld of Europe and America that we did not know.
+How admirably the Americans had profited by their experience probably
+few know so well as I.
+
+It was very interesting to note the decline and fall of President
+Wilson’s prestige among the French. At first he was expected to remedy
+all the evils from which Paris was suffering: he was to lower prices
+and raise the exchange; the maidservant thought that he would raise her
+wages. Week followed week, and he did nothing sensational to justify
+these great expectations. When he announced the establishment of the
+League of Nations it was too late; his star was in eclipse, and nothing
+he could say or do would ever bring him back to public favour. It is
+the fate of all mortals from whom too much is expected. I confess that
+his speech at the League of Nations plenary session disappointed me
+both in substance and delivery. When I said so to two of my American
+colleagues that evening one of them said: ‘There are only two men at
+the Peace Conference who could have carried it off--Mr. Balfour and
+Lord Reading.’
+
+One of my friends, in whose cranium the bump of Veneration has been
+atrophied, wrote the following witty lines:--
+
+ HÔTEL MAJESTIC! Gaze in reverent awe
+ Upon the Fane of Peace--above whose door
+ It’s clear to me the legend should appear
+ ‘Abandon Peace, all ye who enter here.’
+
+ Pass the gyrating door and, once within,
+ Detectives, hall-marked by their diamond pin,
+ Will put you through a strict interrogation--
+ Your birthmarks, age, religion, and vocation:
+ Remembering that there’s nothing like the truth
+ To rouse suspicion in your super-sleuth,
+ Answer at random--and they’ll pass you through.
+ Proceed, and Paradise is yours to view.
+
+ A stately hall, replete with every sign
+ Of true refinement (viz. Bosche-Argentine):
+ Luxurious straight-backed chairs: two spreading shrubs,
+ Two metres tall, in tasty Teuton tubs:
+ While the mere waving of some magic wand,
+ Either of Selfridge or, it may be, Mond,
+ Has given the final touch we else should lack,
+ That classic harmony, the UNION JACK.
+
+ Here’s where the Foreign Office wage their war,
+ And though the hours are, strictly, ten to four,
+ Even at five amid the tea-cups’ clatter
+ Sit men who count discussing things that matter.
+ Birth, brains, and beauty throng the crowded tables:
+ The typists, clad in silver fox and sables;
+ Second Division clerks, too proud by far
+ To go to work except by motor-car
+ (And Balham’s happiness is incomplete
+ Without a bathroom and a first-floor suite):
+
+ Colonial Premiers, Rajahs, Plenipotentiaries,
+ True Britons, who have not been Jews for centuries,
+ Generals (but since they helped to _win_ the War
+ No one can guess what _they_’ve been brought here for,
+ Unless some kindly soul leapt at the chance
+ Of letting soldiers sample life in France,
+ And for the Navy thought it only fair
+ To give them ninety minutes’ _mal de mer_):
+
+ Immaculate æsthetes, clad in perfect taste--
+ Unruffled voice and hair, and _such_ a waist
+ (The spelling’s optional: I don’t suggest
+ Any alternative--but you’ll judge best);
+ Taking from tortoise spectacles and speed
+ (Who’s seen them run--except, of course, to seed?);
+ Epitomising Foreign Office lore
+ In three short words--Ignore--Deplore--Encore.
+
+At last the Peace Treaty was signed at Versailles. We know what
+contemporaries think of it; we can only guess at the verdict of
+posterity. We see through a glass darkly that a rearrangement of
+frontiers which includes a corridor, a reduction of Austria to such
+proportions that she cannot feed herself, will not stand. The epigram
+ascribed to Herr Rathenau that the Treaty of Versailles set out to
+Europeanise the Balkans and has succeeded only in Balkanising Europe
+will gather truth with every month we live.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII
+
+THE ROYAL UNEMPLOYED
+
+
+A German subject once irreverently described the Kaiser Wilhelm II. as
+being half journalist, half actor-manager. Another German, even more
+irreverently, said he was a fool. Immediately after the Armistice we
+described him as a criminal who ought to be tried for his life. And
+thirty years ago the _Spectator_, when classifying the great men of
+the day, put him in a class by himself as the only genius of the first
+rank. Which out of all these is the real man?
+
+A good deal of daylight has been let in during the last few months. It
+is now known that while the Kaiser most certainly did encourage the
+Austrians to send the ultimatum to Serbia, and did approve of sending
+an ultimatum to Russia, he had not thought it possible for England
+to intervene in the War, and he was not in favour of infringing the
+neutrality of Belgium. In fact, the Kaiser had not nearly so much
+actual power as he was supposed to have.
+
+It is now known that it was the General Staff who decided upon invading
+Belgium; that for two whole days the Kaiser refused his approval, and
+that at last, when the advance had already begun, von Moltke insisted
+upon an interview at two in the morning, and in the Kaiser’s bedroom
+told him plainly that the destiny of the German Empire was at stake,
+and that if he, the Kaiser, stood in the way, the General Staff must
+take the responsibility. In other words, that he might either sign or
+abdicate. From that moment, as I believe, the Kaiser was allowed to
+play only a very secondary rôle. He was not consulted by the General
+Staff except when, for political reasons, they thought it prudent to
+be able to quote him. They kept him near them, and pretended to obtain
+his sanction to important steps upon which they were already resolved,
+and they found him useful as a sort of gramophone record that could
+make speeches in the hearing of reporters to stiffen the waning German
+morale. His life at Charleroi under these humiliating circumstances
+must have been hard to bear.
+
+They tell a story of a painter who was commissioned to paint a portrait
+of the Kaiser in all his best clothes, mounted on his favourite horse,
+surrounded by hounds, and crowned with a sort of Viking silver-plated
+casque mounted with gold. The Kaiser asked him to paint in the corner
+of the picture two little angels carrying the Imperial Crown, after the
+manner of a famous classic Spanish painter.
+
+‘But, Your Majesty, I have never seen the Imperial Crown. I do not know
+what it looks like. May I see it?’
+
+On this the Kaiser became nettled, and said, ‘You ought to know. The
+Imperial Crown is in Vienna. It ought to have come to Berlin in 1866.’
+
+To a man with this kind of mind the dream of world empire must have
+come very easily. He had a sort of superficial interest in everything
+on which the German sun shone. He would talk not unintelligently to
+bankers about international finance, to motor-car manufacturers about
+the relative merits of new fuels, to painters about art, to writers
+about literature. All his opinions were strong, and many of them were
+shallow or wrong-headed.
+
+Undoubtedly he had a cult for England; a longing to be treated as
+an equal in the craft by English yachtsmen. English country life,
+with its accompaniments of hunting and shooting, was his ideal; the
+English tailor was superior to every tailor in the Fatherland. To him,
+therefore, it was a tragedy when he broke with England. And then how
+he hated us! He decorated Lissauer for writing the ‘Hymn of Hate,’ and
+on this subject I remember a German telling me that the ‘Hymn of Hate’
+was all a matter of policy. It was because the Germans were found not
+to be hating the British sufficiently that the Government decided to
+mobilise its hate in order to strengthen the ‘will to war.’ But the
+Kaiser’s hate was perfectly genuine because it was strongly mixed with
+fear. Some prescience must have told him that the fortunes of the
+Hohenzollerns hung in the balance, and that their scale might kick the
+beam.
+
+Probably no man, however well balanced, could pass through the fire
+of adulation, such as was the Kaiser’s daily fare, and come out
+unscathed. When one year he was at Cowes he paid a visit with his staff
+to a country house in the neighbourhood without notice. His hostess
+invited him to sit down. He sat astride of a chair, and proceeded to
+address her as if she was a public meeting, with his staff grouped in
+a semicircle behind him. He said, apropos of the public health, that
+whenever he drove through Germany he would stop at the school, have
+all the scholars paraded before him, and make them blow their noses,
+because he was convinced that the public health largely depended upon
+the blowing of noses--and much more in the same strain, and at every
+remark uttered with intense seriousness, however foolish, the staff
+would gravely nod approval. If we all had to go through life with a
+_claque_ to applaud every silly thing we said, the best of us would go
+under.
+
+To such a mind as the Kaiser’s the idea that Germany was being hemmed
+in came quite naturally. It was nothing to him that Germans were to be
+found working side by side with Englishmen in every part of the world,
+that her shipping and her international banking was gradually turning
+the world into a German possession in a way that actual possession by
+the hoisting of the German flag could never have achieved. What he
+wanted was the outward semblance of Empire, and for this there were
+no waste places left. Gradually all the most unlovely features of
+the Teuton character began to blossom. Poisonous toadstools sprang
+up everywhere. Germany, that had been a sane, sober, thrifty, and
+domestic country, became loud, vulgar, self-assertive, intolerant, and
+altogether hateful to the world, and even to its own citizens, and the
+Kaiser made himself the embodiment of this spirit.
+
+As Traill said of James II., ‘Kings who fail in business undoubtedly
+owe it to their historical reputation to perish on the scaffold or
+the battlefield.’ History demanded that the Kaiser should have gone
+forth at the head of his troops and been killed in battle. Then some
+heroic niche would have been found for him. He would have been a
+tragic embodiment of Frederick the Great, and his past would have been
+forgotten. But he committed the one crime that can never be forgiven
+by Germans: he abandoned his people in their extremity and fled the
+country. But in sober fact this is what actually happened. During the
+last few days before the Armistice von Ludendorff had practically
+broken down, and the direction of affairs had passed into the hands
+of von Grünow. There came a day when it was necessary to tell plain
+truths to the Kaiser. Von Grünow entered the room alone, and told him
+that the War was irrevocably lost. The news did not appear to touch
+him very deeply. Probably he had realised it already. Then von Grünow
+said, ‘I have other bad news. A rebellion has broken out in Berlin.’
+The Kaiser started to his feet and said, ‘Then I will lead the troops
+to Berlin in person. Please to give the necessary orders,’ and on this
+von Grünow said, ‘Sir, it is my duty to tell you that your life would
+not be safe with your own soldiers.’ The Kaiser turned to the colour
+of ashes and fell back into his chair. Suddenly he had become a very
+old man without any power of decision or movement. The shock had been
+too much for him. After a hasty consultation it was decided that, with
+the growing spirit of rebellion that prevailed even among the troops
+connected with the General Staff, the Kaiser must be got into a place
+of safety at all hazards. A motor-car was brought to the door, and von
+Grünow himself helped him out of his chair and conducted him to the
+vehicle. The Kaiser was like a little child in his hands. The car then
+drove off, and took him safely to Count Bentinck’s house in Holland. It
+is a curious fact that the car was held up over three hours by a Dutch
+sentry. Just before this date the Dutch had decided to clothe their
+soldiers in the German field-grey, and the sentry on the frontier was
+taken at first by the occupants of the car to be a German soldier in
+revolt. Probably no more unwelcome visitor ever applied for admission
+to Holland, but the asylum was granted, and it was maintained. To do
+the Kaiser justice, he has never given the Dutch authorities any cause
+for complaint.
+
+A still more unwelcome visitor was the Crown Prince, who followed
+his father. This young man was a joke even among his fellow German
+royalties as well as German commoners. One prince used to say to the
+Crown Princess, ‘Why don’t you get your husband to dress properly?’
+
+‘Why, what is wrong with his clothes?’ she asked rather tartly.
+
+‘Well, his hat’s wrong, his tunic’s wrong, and his boots are wrong.’
+
+The Crown Prince was very vain about his clothes. He tried to lead the
+fashion by adopting a military cap made with a ridiculously wide crown,
+which he wore at the back of his head like a halo; a tunic absurdly
+tight at the waist and full in the skirts, and boots tapered and
+pointed beyond all reason. He had one quality in common with Frederick
+the Great--an envy of French lightness and wit, and a desire to be
+accepted by the French as a kindred spirit. In pretending to conduct
+the siege of Verdun he was certainly dissembling his love, but he tried
+to make up for it at Charleroi by clumsy civilities to the French
+residents, and a real love-affair with a French girl, to the scandal
+of Germans and Frenchmen alike. If the Kaiser’s life was not safe with
+his own soldiers still less was the Crown Prince’s, and if the young
+gentleman has not been credited with respect for the serious things in
+life, no one has yet affirmed that he lacks respect for his own skin.
+So he, too, fled for Holland, and thereby he forfeited any slender
+chance he may have had to ascend the throne of the Hohenzollerns. He
+has one redeeming virtue--his love of approbation and his craving
+for affection, and so within the narrow limits of his island home in
+Holland he goes about with pockets full of chocolates, and a troop of
+village children at his heels. He knows the family history of every
+villager, and loves nothing better than to take part in every village
+fête, showering favours on all alike. His popularity in this narrow
+circle has given him more pleasure than he ever had as Heir-Apparent to
+the German Empire. Perhaps the bumptious qualities that were remarked
+when he visited England are now a little toned down.
+
+Another exiled sovereign seems to have disappeared altogether from
+the newspapers. Ferdinand of Bulgaria has an intellect. He is a fine
+musician, a noted ornithologist, a considerable engineer. Politically,
+he is cunning, unscrupulous, and incurably frivolous, but no doubt
+he took care to make ample financial provision for himself outside
+Bulgaria before the crash came. He crept out of obscurity to ascend the
+throne, and now the darkness has swallowed him up again. He had no lust
+for power, no illusions about the risks run by Balkan sovereigns, but
+he had made a special study of the art of making oneself comfortable,
+and at the moment a throne--even a Balkan one--seemed to be the best
+thing that offered.
+
+But Providence had denied him one gift--personal courage--and his
+life was poisoned by the fear of assassination. How he contrived to
+escape it for so many years speaks volumes for the qualities that
+earned him his nickname of ‘The Fox.’ For, as he used himself to say,
+assassination is so easy, especially in the Balkans. The assassin
+who means business has only to aim from a window or take a sporting
+shot at you from the thickest of the crowd and the trick is done. And
+it comes naturally from a Bulgarian. Just before Bulgaria entered
+the War a Bulgarian diplomat came to take leave of a certain British
+Under-Secretary. ‘Mind,’ he said, ‘I have nothing to say against this
+plan of yours to assassinate King Ferdinand, but unless I’m much
+mistaken you will find Ferdinand far more useful to you alive than he
+can ever be when dead!’
+
+When Ferdinand came to take leave of Sir Arthur Nicholson, our
+ambassador in Russia, in reply to an earnest expression of hope that
+he would use all his influence to prevent disturbances in the Balkans,
+he waved a fat forefinger in the ambassador’s face and said, ‘Have
+no fear at all. I will be like a leetle lamb.’ Within two months he
+had the whole place by the ears. He had learned the wrong part in the
+tragi-comedy: instead of the ‘leetle lamb’ he had cast himself for the
+part of the ravening wolf.
+
+There is no form of unemployment so deadly as that of the continental
+monarch who has ‘lost his job.’ It is the last post on earth that
+any man of sense would care to take in these days, because there is
+no privacy and no retiring age; moreover, it is hard and distasteful
+work nearly all the time. But the daily life of a king in exile is
+so ghastly that I blame none of them for trying to get back again.
+As a rule they are poor, and they have to support a number of Court
+functionaries as poor as themselves. And with the daily struggle to
+make both ends meet goes the uneasy feeling that they are neither fish,
+flesh, nor fowl. Some of their acquaintances treat them as royal,
+others do not. There are continual difficulties with the authorities
+of the country of their exile. If only they could begin life afresh on
+a lower plane they could, like the rest of us, scratch up a living in
+honest trade. As it is, they see stretching out interminably before
+them a life devoted to attending concerts and opening charity bazaars,
+to which only death will bring surcease, unless, indeed, some endless
+chain of dreary functions is reserved for them in the place of torment.
+
+The ex-Emperor Karl was a gallant gentleman who refused to sit down
+tamely under these conditions, but was ready to dare everything
+to regain a throne. He was not endowed with brains, but the most
+successful kings have often been those who have their thinking done
+for them by other people. He had what is far more useful--a good
+presence, amiability, and a very clever wife. She was a Bourbon, and
+it has always been believed that her brother, Prince Sixte, who lives
+in Paris, was cognisant of the two attempts at restoration to the
+throne of Hungary which miscarried. Prince Sixte was said at the time
+to have sent a message to his brother-in-law from Paris to the effect
+that unless he did something to recover his throne his opportunity
+might never come again; but that once let his reinstatement become an
+accomplished fact, and he would have, perforce, to be recognised by the
+Allies. How near the second attempt came to being successful few people
+know. The majority of the Hungarians were ready to welcome him, and,
+but for the fatal delay of twenty-four hours while conferences were
+being held, and dinners were being cooked and eaten, he might have been
+proclaimed in Buda-Pesth instead of being an exile in that land of bad
+hotels, Madeira. It is said that when one of his followers produced a
+priceless tapestry which he had cut down from the walls of one of the
+Imperial palaces and suggested that it should be sold in order that
+the ex-Emperor should live upon the proceeds, Karl sent it back to the
+Republican Government.
+
+There can be little doubt that some of these dethroned monarchs will
+return. The greater part of Bavaria is royalist at heart, and any day
+within the next two years we may open our morning paper to find that
+Prince Rupprecht is king. Baden may not impossibly follow suit. Europe
+may even come round to the belief that a hereditary president, which is
+the real position in a limited monarchy, is cheaper than the American
+form of elected autocrat. Russia herself is awake to the fact that the
+Red Czar, whom she did not even elect, is a worse form of autocracy
+than any they knew under the White.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIII
+
+UNREST AT HOME
+
+
+In order to understand the revolutionary movement in England it is
+necessary shortly to review the movements of the past ten years.
+
+Apart from the Independent Labour Party, which was formed in 1893 by
+the late Mr. Keir Hardie to introduce Socialists into the Trade Unions
+and to procure their nomination for the House of Commons, it may be
+said that there were no formidable extremist bodies in Great Britain
+before 1911; for the British section of the Industrial Workers of the
+World, the Socialist Party of Great Britain, and the Socialist Labour
+Party were insignificant in numbers and in influence. In the summer of
+1911 there was a great wave of industrial unrest, involving strikes of
+dockers and transport workers in Manchester, Liverpool, and London,
+followed by a railway strike in August. In three days, with one or two
+exceptions, most of the lines ceased working, and troops were called
+upon to guard the railways and vital points. The men’s grievances were
+submitted to a Royal Commission, and in the debate in the House of
+Commons initiated by the Labour Members, for the first time political
+action began to attract Trade Union leaders. The Trade Union Act passed
+in 1913 gave the Unions power to add political action to the objects
+covered by their rules.
+
+In 1912 the coal-miners came into the field with a strike for a minimum
+wage, and the Government conceded some of their demands in the Coal
+Mines Minimum Wage Act. In South Wales the coal strike was attended
+with disorders that called for measures of protection by the military.
+
+In 1913 the Dublin Transport Workers went on strike, and the solidarity
+achieved by this body during the strike made the rebellion of 1916
+possible.
+
+In April 1914 the Miners, Transport Workers and Railwaymen appointed a
+committee to work out a scheme for a Triple Alliance which was to brood
+over the community as a threat of paralysis whenever one section of the
+Alliance formulated demands which the employers were not disposed to
+concede. It was never more than a threat foredoomed to be ineffective,
+because the component parts were so unwieldy, and their interests were
+so diverse, that they could never be got to work as parts of a single
+machine. But as a threat it was held _in terrorem_ over the nation
+for seven years. It was believed that the new Alliance would try its
+strength in support of the railwaymen, who were said to be meditating
+another strike, but however that may have been, the War, that great
+composer of petty disputes, intervened to prevent it.
+
+There were two cross-currents in this rapid development of the Labour
+movement: on the one side a tendency towards the amalgamation of
+unions, as in the case of the National Transport Workers’ Federation
+and the Triple Alliance, and on the other, the tendency of the rank and
+file in the unions to break away from their leaders.
+
+The declaration of war shattered all the hopes of the International at
+a blow. Its promoters had forgotten human nature. In 1907 the Second
+International had passed a resolution binding the workers of all
+countries to compel their Governments to make peace even if war were
+declared, and as late as 1st August 1914 Messrs. Arthur Henderson and
+Keir Hardie issued a ‘Manifesto to the British people’ in the sense
+of the resolution of 1907. On 2nd August there was a demonstration
+in Trafalgar Square to support it. So little knew the leaders the
+temper of the people they had been chosen to represent! On 6th August
+the War Emergency Workers’ National Committee was formed, and within
+three weeks the great mass of Labour was taking part in the recruiting
+campaign. In September the Trade Union Congress endorsed their
+patriotic attitude.
+
+There followed an industrial truce; strikes were abandoned, and the
+railwaymen dropped their national programme; the Triple Alliance was
+suspended. This situation might have lasted throughout the War but
+for the rise in the cost of living and certain flagrant examples of
+profiteering. Conscription gave a great impetus to the revolutionary
+Pacifists, and the Workers’ Committees, under the name of the Shop
+Stewards’ Movement, seized upon their opportunity.
+
+The International was, in fact, trampled to death by the rapid march
+of events. On 31st July 1914 Jean Jaurès had been assassinated in
+Paris, and the French Socialists had lost their most trusted leader.
+This was rapidly followed by the invasion of Belgium and by the voting
+of the war credits by German Socialists. What was now to become of
+the doctrine, ‘Should War break out it is the duty of Socialists to
+intervene to bring it promptly to an end ... to rouse the populace, and
+hasten the fall of the Capitalist domination’?
+
+The conversion of British Labour leaders was very rapid. On 7th
+August Messrs. W. C. Anderson and Arthur Henderson, for the Executive
+Committee of the Labour Party, stated that while the party condemned
+the diplomacy which had made war possible, it advised all its members
+to relieve the destitution and suffering which must inevitably ensue,
+but on that very day the Labour Party allowed the vote of credit to
+pass, and Mr. Ramsay Macdonald resigned in consequence. The Left Wing,
+which followed Mr. Macdonald, issued a manifesto on 13th August, in
+which it sent ‘Sympathy and Greeting to German Socialists across
+the roar of the guns.... They are no enemies of ours, but faithful
+friends,’ but on 20th August the Labour Party definitely joined in
+the campaign to strengthen the British Army, and even Mr. Keir Hardie
+wrote, ‘Any War of oppression against the rights and liberties of my
+country I will persist against to the last drop of my blood.’
+
+We are inclined now to imagine that open violence began only at the
+beginning of the War. We have forgotten the part played by foreign
+anarchists three or four years before--the Houndsditch murders, the
+siege of Sydney Street, the outrages of Tottenham. There has been
+nothing like these since the Armistice.
+
+We date most of our social troubles from August 1914, as if politically
+England was Utopia before the War. I was reminded by a friend the other
+day that during the summer of 1913, in a conversation about Labour
+unrest, I had said that unless there were a European War to divert the
+current, we were heading for something very like revolution. That was
+before the railway strike of 1913. I suppose that the dock strike, the
+growth of bodies like the Anarchists and the Industrial Workers of the
+World, and the unrest that had set in even among disciplined bodies
+like the police and prison warders, in all civilised countries, had
+induced this unwonted pessimism. Yet there was a section among our own
+people who talked glibly about European war producing revolution, and
+therefore one cannot blame the Germans for counting us out of the War.
+Even during the War itself I can remember several periods when the
+outlook among our own people was darker than it is now.
+
+With the Independent Labour Party stood the Union of Democratic
+Control, and Pacifist Societies, such as the No-Conscription
+Fellowship, the Fellowship of Reconciliation, and the National Council
+for Civil Liberties, began to spring up like toadstools. Internal
+dissensions increased to such an extent that at last the loyal Labour
+and Socialist group formed themselves, in April 1915, into a body known
+as the Socialist Nationalist Defence Committee, to defend themselves
+from internal persecution. This committee contributed largely to the
+patriotic reception of the Conscription Act. As the time went on the
+committee became the British Workers’ League, and by July 1918, the
+League had over two hundred and twenty branches. Patriotic Labour
+leaders suffered acutely at this time. Through pressure exerted by his
+Trade Union one after another was forced to resign from the League.
+
+There is a rapid evolution in political unrest. Subversive societies
+are like the geysers in a volcanic field. After preliminary gurgling
+they spout forth masses of boiling mud and then subside, while another
+chasm forms at a distance and becomes suddenly active. I have described
+how the Militant Suffragettes subsided on the day war was declared.
+The country was so much preoccupied with the War during 1915 that no
+new geyser had a chance of boiling up. It was not until 1916 that the
+Pacifist became active.
+
+The Union of Democratic Control was founded in the early days of the
+War by a small group, of which Mr. E. D. Morel, Mr. Charles Trevelyan,
+Mr. J. Ramsay Macdonald, Mr. Arthur Ponsonby, and Mr. Ralph Norman
+Angell Lane, generally known as Norman Angell, were the most prominent.
+Its four cardinal points of policy were that no province should be
+transferred without the consent of the population, that Parliament
+should control all Treaties, that our foreign policy should be
+directed towards the setting up of a League of Nations, then called an
+International Council, and that England should propose a reduction of
+armaments. The public mind was to be permeated with the idea that war
+was a criminal absurdity, and of course the Union had strong things
+to say about the Foreign Office. The Diplomatic Service was to be
+completely reformed, Treaties were to be periodically submitted to a
+Foreign Affairs Committee in the House of Commons, and a ‘real European
+partnership’ was to be substituted for ‘groupings and alliances and a
+precarious equipoise.’ In 1916 the Union of Democratic Control added
+to the articles of its programme, ‘to prevent the humiliation of the
+defeated Nation,’ from which it may be inferred that the members of the
+Executive already felt confident that the Allies would win the War.
+It will be seen that the main points for which the Union stood are in
+process of realisation.
+
+The Union of Democratic Control grew rapidly, and within less than a
+year it had founded sixty-one branches. A branch was also in process
+of being formed in Paris. Naturally, the Union became the rallying
+point for most of the Pacifists in the country, and though the Union
+itself disclaimed any desire to hinder the prosecution of the War,
+it could not be said to have done anything to support it. One rather
+prominent member set himself to palliate the German disregard for
+treaties and international usages. But while the Union included people
+whose attitude is always pro-anybody except pro-British, there were
+others who would have deeply resented any imputation of a lack of
+patriotism. Its speakers encountered a good deal of opposition by
+bodies such as the No-Conscription Fellowship and the Fellowship of
+Reconciliation. The Union of Democratic Control was an academic body:
+the No-Conscription Fellowship speedily came within the reach of the
+law. Compulsory service was bound to provoke resistance and, as all
+those who have sat on tribunals are aware, the Conscientious Objectors
+included men of very different character. Perhaps the smallest class
+had real conscientious scruples. Many of the others mistook for
+conscience a natural bent for resisting any kind of compulsion, and
+there was, besides, the class of young man whose personal vanity
+was hypertrophied, and who courted martyrdom for the sake of its
+advertisement. One would have said he was peculiar to England if the
+same type had not appeared in Holland and America. Looking back on
+this period, I am very doubtful whether conscription could have been
+safely introduced at an earlier date. The country had been drained of
+its best men, and the pity of it was that the finest material for the
+officers who were so badly needed later in the war was sacrificed in
+the trenches. But it was this very sacrifice that prepared men’s minds
+for conscription and neutralised the strong opposition to compulsion.
+As seemed to be inevitable, the Germans were our best friends in this
+matter. By the outrages in Belgium, by the callousness of submarine
+commanders, by the sinking of the _Lusitania_ and hospital ships, the
+Germans kept up our own war spirit and themselves neutralised the
+danger of Pacifism.
+
+The Pacifist societies had marshalled quite a respectable little army
+of conscientious objectors. These, while they gave great trouble to
+government officials, from the tribunals down to the prison warders,
+were really of very little importance while such tremendous events
+were proceeding. Public opinion ran strongly against them, and even in
+Princetown, Dartmoor, where the population had been accustomed to see
+nothing but the worst class of felon, murmurs were heard that it was
+time to send back the old convicts who knew how to behave themselves
+instead of the dreadful people with long hair and curious clothing who
+infested the single street.
+
+All through 1916 the Ministry of Munitions had a separate little branch
+for keeping themselves informed about labour unrest that was likely to
+interfere with the output of munitions. In December 1916 they came to
+the conclusion that the work would be more efficiently and more cheaply
+done by professionals, and I was called upon to take over the service
+with my own trained men. Pacifism, anti-Conscription, and Revolution
+were now inseparably mixed. The same individuals took part in all three
+movements. The real object of most of these people, though it may have
+been sub-conscious, appeared to be the ruin of their own country. This
+is no new thing in English history. There were pro-Bonapartists in the
+Waterloo time, and pro-Boers eighty-five years later, and though this
+modern brand were not perhaps strictly pro-enemy in sentiment, they
+acted as if they were. Does not Maitland record how, when Napoleon
+Bonaparte was leaving Plymouth on his last voyage to St. Helena, an
+attempt was made by his friends in London to serve a subpœna on him in
+the hope of delaying his departure?
+
+The Unofficial Reform movement was first heard of in South Wales
+in 1911, where it opposed the policy of conciliation of the South
+Wales Miners’ Federation. Probably it resulted from Mr. Tom Mann’s
+Syndicalist campaign in 1910. _The Miners’ Next Step_, published in
+1912, set forth its programme, which was the first attempt on the
+part of declared revolutionaries to attack Trade Unionism. This book
+demanded one union to cover all mines and quarries in order to be in a
+position to call a simultaneous strike throughout the country.
+
+Out of this grew the Rank and File Movement, which covered that extreme
+body, the Clyde Workers’ Committee, and, in common with the British
+Socialist Party and the Socialist Labour Party, it had sympathetic
+relations with the Industrial Workers of the World. It had a definite
+policy of the Russian Bolshevik type, arrived at quite independently,
+which was, through the Workers’ Committee, to overthrow Trade Unions
+and reorganise all workers in a single union with a committee vested
+with full power to seize all workshops and factories, and thus bring
+about the Social Revolution. There were special reasons in 1916 why
+the Rank and File Movement should become popular. The industrial truce
+of the Trade Unions, arrived at for the successful prosecution of
+the War, had weakened the influence of the Executives. Most of the
+agitators were strong Pacifists, and it was easy for them to represent
+the Trade Union leaders as having betrayed the cause of the workers by
+abandoning their hard-won rights in order to support a Capitalist war.
+Any improvement in working conditions which tended to allay discontent
+was opposed by the Workers’ Committees because it set back the day when
+any ill-feeling between Capital and Labour would make it impossible for
+employers to carry on their business. A better understanding between
+employers and employed was to them a propping up of the Capitalist
+system of society. While the Rank and File Movement was not identical
+with the Shop Stewards’ Movement, the revolutionary element secured so
+many posts as Shop Stewards that the two became confused. Gradually
+the Shop Stewards developed into a useful institution. As the elected
+representatives of labour in our factories they could make the views of
+the workmen clear to the foreman and the employer, and so save a great
+deal of friction. Unfortunately, at first, the movement had fallen into
+the hands of persons with revolutionary views, who decided to use the
+Shop Stewards as a means of ousting the regular Trade Union leaders. It
+was to be a ‘Rank and File’ Movement, and the power to call a strike,
+vested nominally in the rank and file, was really to be exercised by
+an Association of Shop Stewards, all of revolutionary views. What
+they wanted was an excuse for sudden action, and the excuse came with
+dilution and with conscription.
+
+On 5th May 1917 began the most serious strike of the War. It broke
+out at Rochdale on a pottery dispute in which the employer was in the
+wrong. He had applied the dilution scheme to civilian work that had
+nothing to do with the War. The Shop Stewards among the engineers at
+once held a secret meeting at Manchester, and determined to call a
+national strike. Two days later the Rochdale men went back to work,
+but by that time the engineers were out at Manchester, Coventry, and
+Sheffield, and within a week a ’bus strike was preventing munition
+workers from getting to Woolwich. The excuse given was the proposal to
+‘comb out’ the young unskilled men, and it was curious to find South
+Wales, the Clyde, and Leeds standing firm at a moment when a national
+strike was in the air. On 16th May the strike spread to Southampton,
+Ipswich, and Chelmsford. Important work on large howitzer shells
+and range-finders, all urgently needed, was held up, and the country
+was faced with the gravest danger that it had had to meet since the
+beginning of the War. We knew all the men who had brought about the
+strike, and the only question was whether they should be prosecuted.
+There was, of course, the risk that their arrest might precipitate a
+general strike, but as that seemed likely to come in any case, the risk
+seemed worth while taking. I felt pretty sure that as soon as a few
+arrests were made the strike would collapse.
+
+The Government had always said that it was ready to meet the strikers
+with their official executive, but the official leaders hitherto
+had declined to deal with men who had flouted their authority. They
+consented only after several arrests had been made, and on 19th May
+the strike was called off on condition that there should be no more
+arrests but that the prosecution of the men already arrested should
+be proceeded with. The ’bus strike had collapsed on the previous day.
+Nine men appeared at Bow Street and gave an undertaking that they would
+not again do anything to obstruct the output of munitions, and as the
+strike was at an end they were released.
+
+It must not be judged from the extent of the Labour disturbances of
+1916 that the Workers’ Committees of Shop Stewards had really captured
+the body of Labour. It must be remembered that the people at home, as
+well as the soldiers in the trenches, were suffering from war-strain.
+Probably at no time have men ever so much needed a holiday. This
+was shown by the behaviour of those who went on strike. So far from
+collecting at street corners and listening to Pacifist harangues, the
+Lancashire men took advantage of the fine weather at Blackpool, or
+were found quietly working in their allotments.
+
+All the cherished Trade Union principles had been surrendered one by
+one. The men had submitted to dilution, and even to dilution with
+women, to an increase in hours of labour and in output, and to the
+exposure of their pet fallacy that engineering is so highly skilled a
+trade that an apprenticeship of several years is necessary before even
+a moderate efficiency is acquired.
+
+The damage caused by industrial disturbances to our national prosperity
+was enormous. In 1918 there were 1252 strikes, involving a loss of
+6,237,000 working days. In 1919 there were 1413 strikes, involving a
+loss of 34,483,000 working days, and the persons involved in these
+disputes numbered 2,581,000.
+
+I suppose that England has always been divided between the unreasoning
+optimists and the unreasoning pessimists, and that public opinion
+oscillates between the two. In 1919 the word ‘revolution’ was on every
+lip, as it was in 1793, 1830, and 1848: in 1922 you will hear that
+the British working man is too staid and sensible a person ever to
+think of revolution except through the ballot-box. And in a few months
+the pendulum will have swung the other way and people will again be
+in a flutter. The optimists of 1922 are right, but they forget what
+determined minorities can do with an irresolute mass. A single fox
+will clear out a hen-roost while it is cackling its indignation to the
+skies. If Louis XVI. had mounted his horse and charged the mob there
+might have been no Thermidor: if Louis Philippe had spoken two words
+to his soldiers there would have been no 1830. In Paris a street riot
+became a revolution, and street riots unchecked were formidable affairs
+in those days. Who now remembers what happened in London in 1780? Yet
+William Beckford writes from Antwerp on Midsummer Day, 1780:
+
+ ‘This characteristic stillness was the more pleasing when I looked
+ back upon those scenes of outcry and horror which filled London but
+ a week or two ago when danger haunted our streets at midday. Here I
+ could wander--without beholding a sky red and portentous with the
+ light of houses on fire, or hearing the confusion of shouts and
+ groans mingled with the reports of artillery.’
+
+Until six months after the Armistice there were several independent
+organisations for furnishing information. Every new Ministry created
+during the War almost inevitably formed an ‘Intelligence Section.’ It
+is true that nearly all these co-operated closely with one another,
+but there was overlapping and waste of energy, to say nothing of the
+inevitable waste of money. Moreover, it was nobody’s business to act
+upon the information with reasonable despatch. By the time it reached
+a particular Minister it was generally too late for action. This
+applied particularly to Civil Intelligence at a time when the Russian
+Government was financing subversive organisations in this country. It
+was decided, therefore, to co-ordinate all this kind of information
+under a single head who would be responsible to a Minister for any
+action that ought to be taken.
+
+On 1st May 1919 this new arrangement came into force. A most admirable
+and efficient little staff was organised at a very low cost to the
+country. The revolutionary press tried to spread the belief among its
+readers that enormous sums were being lavished, that I went about with
+bulging pockets corrupting honest working men; whereas, in fact, all
+the most useful and trustworthy information was furnished gratuitously
+and the corruption was all on the other side. Many of the Communist
+leaders and organisers were receiving salaries from Russia, and, as a
+Communist said feelingly a few months ago, ‘These men are all out for
+money, and they would sell their own grandmothers.’ I have a shocking
+confession to make: I numbered among my friends Communists who, while
+quite honestly entertaining Communist views, disapproved very strongly
+of the manner in which the movement was being exploited.
+
+There are a number of virtuous people who think it highly improper for
+a Government to keep itself quietly informed of what is going on in its
+own and other countries. They forget that they themselves, in the lobby
+of the House of Commons, in their clubs, and at their dinner-tables
+are collecting and dispensing intelligence all the time. That is how
+public opinion is formed. The duties of an Intelligence officer are
+very like those of a journalist, the difference being that in the case
+of the Intelligence officer he tries to sift out the truth, and to give
+it all to his superiors, whereas the journalist has first to consider
+what it is good for the public to know, and what will contribute to the
+popularity of his newspaper. I have tried hard to put myself into the
+mental attitude of the good people who think intelligence ‘immoral,’
+and I cannot help feeling that their real objection is that it is
+inconvenient.
+
+However this may be, it was certainly the case in 1920 and 1921 that
+while our expenditure had decreased there was not much of subversive
+activity in any part of the world that was unknown to us, and whether
+we liked it or not, we were forced into the position of becoming a sort
+of clearing-house for foreign countries. The great art of acquiring
+information is to have friends in every grade of society in as many
+countries as possible.
+
+During the first three months of 1919 unrest touched its high-water
+mark. I do not think that at any time in history since the Bristol
+Riots we have been so near revolution. The Workers’ Committees had
+acquired the chief power in London, Sheffield, Coventry, Wales, and on
+the Clyde, and the cry for shorter hours was seized upon eagerly by
+the revolutionaries. On 27th January there were extensive strikes on
+the Clyde of a revolutionary rather than an economic character. There
+was great restlessness also among the electrical engineers, and a
+general strike at the power stations had been fixed for 5th February.
+This was stopped by a new regulation which made strikes at power
+stations and similar vital undertakings illegal. The authorities had
+made arrangements for taking over the service if the strike occurred,
+and no doubt some rumours about the arrangements had leaked out among
+the electricians. I remember waiting at the telephone at 11 P.M. one
+night. If the strike had taken place the leaders would probably have
+been brought to trial. I counted on a certain number of men coming
+out without the strike becoming general, and in this event we should
+not have taken any action. The messages began to come in. No one had
+answered the call to strike except in one power station, where twelve
+men walked out into the street. Consequently, no action was taken.
+
+Late in January the ‘Hands off Russia’ Movement had been started,
+and at a meeting at the Albert Hall on 8th February every section
+of the revolutionary movement was represented on the platform. The
+speeches were probably the most startling that had ever been made in
+that somnolent and respectable edifice. The workers were urged to arm
+themselves, and people who had not been following the movement were
+in a flutter. To one whose business it is to know individuals and to
+watch the formation of subversive bodies this inflammatory oratory
+does not quicken the pulse by a single beat. It is all as hollow as
+the declamation of a tragedian in a stage rehearsal. One knows so well
+that if the drum did beat these fiery orators would take good care not
+to be among the first casualties. A retrospect is very instructive,
+for one sees how a movement which creates public consternation for a
+few weeks boils up, cools, and evaporates. It was so with the People’s
+Russian Information Bureau, to which no fewer than a hundred societies
+affiliated themselves; it was so with the Sailors’, Soldiers’, and
+Airmen’s Union and, later, with the Councils of Action, and it will be
+so with the ‘Hands Off Russia’ Movement, with the Union of Democratic
+Control, and with many other more sinister movements that will
+shake the nerve of future generations. All, all will pass into the
+lumber-room, where the dust is already accumulating over the Union of
+Democratic Control, and its sisters, the Pacifist Societies.
+
+In April 1919 we learned that a conspiracy was on foot to induce
+serving soldiers who enlisted under the Derby Scheme and under
+Conscription to ‘demobilise themselves’ on 11th May on the ground
+that they enlisted for the period of the War and six months after.
+They were to strip off their badges and march out of barracks, not
+only in Kempton Park, Winchester, Salisbury, and Oswestry, but in
+Rouen, Havre, Boulogne, and Calais. In a speech delivered on May
+Day a member of this league who, during 1917, was employed in the
+Adjutant-General’s Department, War Office, urged a general strike to
+enforce demobilisation on 11th May, and about the same time a leaflet
+headed ‘To British Sailors’ incited naval ratings to seize the ports
+and invite soldiers and policemen to join them. The _Daily Herald_
+of 7th and 8th May published paragraphs supporting the view that the
+men were entitled to leave the colours on 11th May. The unrest among
+serving soldiers, especially the technical services, such as mechanics,
+motor-drivers, and other trades, many of whom were members of Trade
+Unions, and had or thought they had jobs waiting for them which might
+be snapped up by others, was such that very serious disturbances might
+have resulted from this insidious form of incitement. But the Army
+Council issued a statement explaining the conditions of enlistment,
+which appealed to the good sense of the men, and 11th May passed off
+without disturbance.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIV
+
+OUR COMMUNISTS
+
+
+Kerensky’s Revolution did not take the official world by surprise: it
+was, in fact, inevitable. The Revolution was hailed by uninstructed
+public opinion in England as a fulfilment of long-deferred hope, and
+some statesmen who ought to have had more prescience joined in the
+acclamation. The worst of revolutions is that they never know where to
+stop, and when in the middle of a war they befall one of the Allies
+upon whom the rest are counting, they are a disaster of the first
+magnitude. Kerensky was not fashioned by nature to ride the whirlwind:
+a mountain-top, whence he could indulge his gift of impassioned
+oratory, would have been a safer steed for him. His nerveless fingers
+never gripped the reins: he could not even bring himself to execute
+mutineers and deserters in the field. It was inevitable that a stronger
+hand should thrust him aside. Strange that we should ever have talked
+of Russia as the ‘Steam Roller!’ All that is left of it now is the red
+flag.
+
+Of all the stupidities committed by the Germans during the War I think
+that the locked train was the most inexcusable because, as Ludendorff
+has since admitted, it was fraught with grave danger primarily for
+Germany herself. There had congregated in Switzerland a little band of
+revolutionaries who had fled after the disturbances of 1905. There,
+year in and year out, they frequented cafés, and smoked and talked as
+only Russians can talk until the whole world became unreal and danced
+before them through a haze of cigarette smoke. For them revolution
+meant no half measures. They had drunk in the fatuities of Karl Marx
+until there was no room left in their minds for sober reasoning, and
+here in their own country was their opportunity. In Russia a torch was
+to be put to dry thatch, and presently the Red conflagration should
+spread until it consumed the world. The workers with sickle and hammer
+should unite over the whole world to wipe out the _bourgeoisie_. That
+was the measure of their intelligence.
+
+All this the Germans knew. They would not have such inflammatory
+material loose in their own country, but as a means of paralysing the
+army of their ancient Muscovite enemy it should be used at once, for
+Kerensky was reported to be preparing a new offensive. It is not quite
+clear from whom the proposal first came; whether the Bolsheviks asked
+for a ‘safe-conduct’ across Germany, or whether some German diplomatic
+agent invited the request; but it is known that the exiles packed
+themselves into a train which was sealed at the German frontier, and
+kept so until it crossed into Russia. Had Kerensky and his advisers
+been wise and strong they would have hitched a locomotive to the
+other end of the train and sent it back, but they were neither wise
+nor strong. It is said that when Ulianov, otherwise Lenin, was making
+inflammatory speeches Kerensky was implored to take action against him,
+and that he said, ‘Let him talk: he will talk himself out.’
+
+I remember speaking about this time to a diplomatist with a knowledge
+of Russia, and asking him whether he thought that the Czar, who was
+then a prisoner in his own palace under Kerensky, was in any personal
+danger. He shook his head, and said that he doubted whether the Czar
+would come out of the welter alive.
+
+With the second Revolution in November 1917, the Bolsheviks came
+into power. They included Nihilists, Anarchists, and extreme Social
+Revolutionaries, who were all soon to be enrolled in a single body as
+Communists and followers of Karl Marx. Lenin has never swerved from
+his plan of making Russia merely the seed-bed for a general revolution
+in Europe on a class basis. He hoped for it in Germany, Austria, and
+Italy; he was certain of it in the Ukraine and Poland, but he admitted
+that his chances of success in England and America were small because
+in England he held the working-class to be too ignorant, and in America
+there had been no preparation. For the moment the Bolsheviks showed
+a frenzied energy in striking terror into their political opponents.
+There were mass executions, and the horrors attending some of them,
+especially at Kronstadt, were not exaggerated. Even Tchitcherin,
+usually the mildest of men, wrote on 11th September 1918 to the head of
+the American Red Cross:
+
+ ‘Our adversaries are not executed, as you affirm, for holding other
+ political views than ours, but for taking part in the most terrible
+ battles, in which no weapon is left untouched, against us, no crime
+ is left aside and no atrocities are considered too great when the
+ power belongs to them.... 300 have been selected already (for
+ execution) as belonging to the vanguard of the counter-revolutionary
+ movement. In the passionate struggle tearing our whole people do you
+ not see the sufferings, untold during generations, of all the unknown
+ millions who were dumb during centuries, whose concentrated despair
+ and rage have at last burst into the passionate longing for a new
+ life, for the sake of which they have the whole existing fabric to
+ remove?
+
+ ‘In the great battles of mankind, hatred and fury are unavoidable as
+ in every battle and in every struggle.’
+
+If he had said simply that they were executing their opponents in order
+to save their own skins he would have been nearer the truth, for fear
+is always more fertile in violent outrage than the spirit of revenge.
+
+There was something providential in the sequence of events. The
+Bolshevik Revolution came at a time when the entire people in England
+except a few Defeatists and Pacifists had gritted its teeth, and was
+determined to see the War through. If it had come eighteen months
+later, when demobilisation was in the air and people were looking for a
+new world, it might have gone hardly with us. As it was, the ordinary
+Englishman felt that he had been ‘let down’ by the Russian Bolsheviks,
+and he resented the treachery.
+
+The second Russian Revolution turned the heads of the Pacifists and
+Defeatists in England. They had failed in every enterprise: the country
+had declined to endorse their scheme for obtaining peace by negotiation
+with the Germans, and here at last was a great people ready to put
+the doctrines of Karl Marx into practice. They had a great deal to
+explain away: it was impossible altogether to deny the atrocities of
+the Bolsheviks, but they could attack their own Government on the score
+of the Allied intervention, which they represented as an attempt on
+the part of the Capitalists to strangle an infant Socialist State at
+birth and to excuse the excesses of the torch-bearers of revolutionary
+Socialism. This, they thought, would be a more popular cry than ‘Peace
+by Negotiation.’
+
+On 3rd June 1917 they called a National Conference at Leeds, which was
+attended by over 1900 people. It was said at the time to have cost
+£5000, and to have been held at the expense of the Union of Democratic
+Control. Mr. Ramsay Macdonald described this conference as the most
+active gathering he had ever attended; Mr. Sexton as ‘the most bogus,
+the most dishonest, and the most corrupt conference ever created by
+the mind of man.’ It was resolved to divide Great Britain into Soviets
+to the ominous number of thirteen, with headquarters in Duke Street,
+Adelphi. These Soviets existed for a few weeks, and then expired.
+At Tunbridge Wells some attempt was made among soldiers awaiting
+demobilisation to organise support for a local Soviet among the troops,
+but there was little response. The Provisional Council, nominated
+presumably with their own consent, were also to be thirteen--a number
+which seemed to exercise a fascination on the Conference. They included
+Messrs. Robert Smillie, Philip Snowden, Ramsay Macdonald, Robert
+Williams, George Lansbury, and Joseph Fineberg, the Russian-Jewish
+secretary to Litvinoff. It is believed that this council never met,
+though manifestoes were issued by Mr. Albert Inkpin in its name.
+
+The Russian Revolution dug Karl Marx out of the grave in which he had
+been lying uneasily since 1883. Karl Marx was a Prussian Jew born in
+1818. He was driven successively from Prussia and from France, and he
+found an asylum in London. He was not a working man, nor had he any
+business experience, and his theories about Capital and Labour were
+purely academic. His philosophy was really an attempt to reconcile the
+doctrine of the Brotherhood of Man, expounded by Rousseau, to modern
+economic conditions. In his time Rousseau’s theories were a little
+fly-blown. Marx attempted to rehabilitate them by pointing out that
+the industrial revolution had lowered the status of the workmen while
+immensely increasing their economic value; that it had deprived them
+of all real interest in their expanding industry, and had converted
+them into ‘wage-slaves.’ He called upon them to take arms in the
+Class war throughout the industrial world. His manifesto, used by the
+Russian Bolsheviks and the British extreme Socialists, was, ‘Workers
+of all lands, Unite! You have a world to win; you have nothing to lose
+but your chains,’ and in another passage, ‘We make war against all the
+prevailing ideals of the State, of country, of patriotism.’ As Burke
+once said of the Jacobins:
+
+ ‘This sort of people are so taken up by their theories of the rights
+ of man that they have totally forgotten his nature.’
+
+Between 1848 and 1860 the idea of international solidarity of
+classes was popular, but after 1860 the lines of cleavage tended to
+become vertical rather than horizontal, for from that date Europe
+became increasingly Nationalist. Moreover, Marx himself, owing to
+his long residence in England, had begun to waver in his opinion.
+The mid-Victorian Trade Unionist believed in constitutional action.
+Marx, who had formed a Communist League in London in 1847, had seen
+it collapse in 1852. It had been reformed in 1862 as a result of the
+cosmopolitan feeling created by the Great Exhibition, but after a few
+meetings, generally held in Switzerland, it languished and died. The
+only power that seemed to be growing was that of the constitutional
+Trade Unionist, and before his death Marx was himself inclining in that
+direction.
+
+Some months before the Bolsheviks came into power a curious document
+which has since received much attention in England was brought to the
+notice of the State Department in Washington. _The Protocols of the
+Wise Men of Zion_, first published in Russian in 1897 by a Russian
+named Nilus, purported to set forth the details of a secret Jewish
+conspiracy for the domination of the world. A committee of Americans
+were preparing a report upon the document, and I was asked unofficially
+to give my opinion upon its authenticity. Besides the internal evidence
+there was very little to go upon, but I reported that the ‘protocols’
+were almost certainly fabricated by some anti-Semitic organisation, and
+I heard afterwards that the American Committee had reported in the same
+sense.
+
+It was quite natural that when the Bolsheviks came into power and
+it was seen that nearly all the people’s commissaries were Jews, so
+obvious a fulfilment of the _Protocols_ should not pass unnoticed. It
+was useless to point out that, ‘protocols or no protocols,’ it was
+inevitable in a country like Russia, when the dregs of the population
+had boiled up to the top, a preponderance of Jews would be found among
+the scum: people would have it that the first part of this sinister
+programme had been realised, and that worse was still to come. No
+doubt, the famous _Protocols_ did faithfully reflect the kind of
+talk that has been current among fanatically Nationalist Jews among
+themselves for more than a century.
+
+How the Russians themselves regard their Jewish masters is shown by a
+popular story now current in Russia. At a Soviet meeting the list of
+elected delegates was read over. The secretary came to the name ‘Ivan
+Ivanowitch Petroff.’
+
+‘But what’s his real name?’ asked a delegate.
+
+‘Ivan Ivanowitch Petroff. He has no other name.’
+
+‘Bah!’ said the Jewish delegate; ‘these Russians will push in
+everywhere.’
+
+In Bela Kun’s régime in Hungary, as well as in Russia, nearly all the
+commissaries, and especially those who were guilty of atrocious acts of
+cruelty, were Jews.
+
+There is one and one only virtue in the Russian Bolshevik--that he
+knows what he wants and allows no weak scruples or respect for public
+opinion to prevent him from getting it. Fancy a Government of this
+country that knew its own mind and had no scruples and cared nothing
+for public opinion! It is conceivable that it might really bring about
+‘a country fit for heroes to live in’ instead of a country in which
+only heroes can live.
+
+At this time even the professional moulders of our opinions failed
+us. I remember saying to a great newspaper owner in 1917 that he
+might devote his papers to a denunciation of Bolshevism, and he
+replied, ‘Who’s afraid of Bolshevism? I tell you there will be so much
+employment in England after the War, and the people will be earning
+such high wages, that they will have no time to think of Bolshevism.’
+
+Well, the truth, as usual, lies midway. We had the fever mildly, and
+now our temperature is a little below normal, and so the world will go
+on in impulse and reaction to the end, always making a little progress
+in the long run unless the great catastrophe that has overtaken
+civilisation in Russia should overtake the civilisation of the globe.
+There have been Nineveh, Babylon, Egypt, Carthage, and Rome, and the
+fate that overtook those great empires may overtake empires again, on
+so slender a thread hangs all human stability.
+
+The Soviet ideal never got beyond its paper stage in England. Perhaps
+the nearest approach to it was the Rank and File Movement, which Lenin
+afterwards declared to be the nucleus of an organisation which embodies
+his ideas; but by the time the Russians were ready to subsidise the
+Rank and File Movement, workmen had realised the advantage of electing
+moderate men and women to represent them, and the Rank and File
+Movement was dead.
+
+One revolutionary paper, _The Call_, printed an article, ‘Learn to
+speak Russian!’ and said that the working-class must ‘assert its will
+in Russian accents.... It would be anti-Parliament, as the great
+Chartist Conventions were. Then we shall soon see how easily Russian
+can be spoken even in these islands without the knowledge of grammar
+or vocabulary’; but _The Call_ had few readers at that time, and there
+was a general distrust of any one who held up Russian institutions for
+imitation.
+
+For some months we were concerned with the antics of Maxim Litvinoff,
+whom the Bolsheviks had appointed their representative in England. On
+18th February 1918 he addressed a meeting in Westminster at which the
+late Mr. Anderson, M.P., presided; two thousand tickets were issued.
+Litvinoff’s reception on this occasion seems to have turned his head.
+He had taken an office in Victoria Street, at which he received visits
+from Russians serving in the British army, from the crews of Russian
+ships-of-war lying in British harbours, and from a vast number of
+persons of Bolshevik sympathy. Indeed, the number and the quality of
+the visitors became so embarrassing to the other tenants that the
+landlord evicted him. He had already appointed Mr. John M’Lean, of the
+British Socialist Party, to be Bolshevik Consul in Glasgow, and he
+himself called at the Russian Embassy and demanded that it should be
+handed over to him.
+
+Litvinoff is said to be a native of Baisk, a town in the Baltic
+Provinces. Both his parents were Jewish, and his father’s name was
+Mordecai Finkelstein, a shopkeeper who used to give private lessons in
+Russian and Hebrew. Having associated himself with the revolutionary
+movement he left Russia, and after some vicissitudes he came to
+London and obtained work at a stationer’s shop under the name of
+David Finkelstein. Later he changed his name to Harrison, and became
+secretary to a Russian group of political refugees. He married a lady
+of Jewish descent, a British subject, though of foreign extraction.
+When the Russian Government Committee was formed for the purchase
+of war supplies he obtained work in the Agricultural Department,
+and he kept his post for some months after the second Revolution,
+and left it only in July 1917. He took this post under the name of
+Maxim Maximovitch Litvinoff. While Kerensky was in power he showed no
+Bolshevik leanings, but these appeared very soon after the subsidy
+from the Russian Provisional Government was stopped. He then left the
+committee and joined the Russian Delegates Committee with Tchitcherin
+at Finsbury House.
+
+Soon after his appointment as Bolshevik representative he began to
+associate with English Pacifists. He wrote and circulated a manifesto
+which appeared in the _Woolwich Pioneer_, and he was accused of urging
+the soldiers who visited his offices to engage in propaganda in their
+regiments. As soon as the deputation from the Russian patrol vessel
+_Poryv_ returned from seeing him a mutiny broke out on that vessel and
+on her sister ship, the _Razsvet_, both lying in Liverpool, and voices
+were heard crying, ‘Shoot the Officers!’ A British naval officer came
+on board and saved their lives. The crews were taken on shore to the
+police cells, and some of them made statements affecting Litvinoff.
+Deportation orders were made against them, and they were sent back to
+Russia.
+
+Litvinoff’s cup was full. It was decided, none too soon, that he should
+leave the country and not return to it. For a man of so humble a
+position and so lofty an ambition it was a severe blow. No doubt he had
+lain awake at nights dreaming of himself in uniform and decorations
+among the Corps Diplomatique at St. James’s, and it was not surprising
+that his disappointment should vent itself in bitter antagonism to this
+country. We had not quite done with him. The Russians had taken many
+British prisoners of war, and they nominated Litvinoff to represent
+them in the negotiations for their release.
+
+The high cost of living had provoked an outcry against profiteering,
+and was causing very serious unrest. The London docks were choked with
+frozen meat that nobody wanted, but flour and other food-stuffs were
+deficient. A number of ill-informed people believed that there were
+large stores of corn in the granaries of South Russia, and that if the
+cost of living was to be reduced in England this corn ought to be got
+out even at the cost of entering into quasi-diplomatic relations with
+the oligarchy in power in Moscow. An officer of the Ministry of Food
+made himself a laughing-stock by writing a grave essay to that effect,
+but it was no laughing matter, for there ensued from it the phrase,
+‘The bulging corn-bins,’ though it was well known at the time that
+if the corn-bins bulged it was because there was nothing in them to
+support the walls.
+
+At the beginning of 1920 the Soviet Government was holding a number
+of British officers and soldiers as prisoners of war, although we
+were not at war with Russia, nor at the time were there any military
+preparations against her.
+
+The pressing need was to rescue these prisoners, and Mr. O’Grady, M.P.,
+was sent to Reval to confer with Litvinoff, as representative of the
+Soviet Government. Now Litvinoff had never concealed his strong desire
+to return to England in any capacity which might result eventually in
+his recognition as Russian Ambassador. These negotiations were dilatory
+and ambiguous, being designed to bring the maximum of pressure to bear
+on the British Government through the unfortunate prisoners.
+
+Out of this conference, which did at last result in the release of
+the prisoners, grew the Russian Trade Agreement with England. The
+trade that has resulted is negligible. We have sold the Russians very
+little, we have got from them practically nothing that we wanted, but
+a great deal that we did not want at all. In May 1920 MM. Kameneff and
+Krassin arrived in London to arrange the Agreement. A Jewish journalist
+of ability and experience named Theodore Rothstein at once attached
+himself to their delegation. During the War he had been employed in
+the Press section of one of the Government Departments, where his
+known Communist sympathies were thought unlikely to be dangerous to
+the country. He had never lost his Russian nationality, though his
+son, who shared his father’s views, having been born in England, was
+a British subject. Mr. Rothstein immediately threw all his energies
+into a campaign in favour of Communism in this country. He was the
+intermediary for subsidies to revolutionary organisations, and his
+secret activities were far-reaching. Fortunately, in August 1920,
+he was selected to accompany Monsieur Miliutin to Russia, and from
+that country he was not allowed to return. A year later he became the
+Bolshevik representative in Teheran.
+
+This was not Kameneff’s first visit to England. Not very long after
+the Armistice he arrived in this country with another Communist on his
+way to Paris and Berne, where they were respectively to become the
+permanent Bolshevik representatives. They brought with them a cheque
+for a large sum of money and a mass of propaganda literature in leather
+trunks, rove with steel chains, which they said had been used by the
+Imperial Russian couriers for conveying documents of a specially secret
+nature: they chuckled over the manifest impossibility of the British
+police examining the contents without leaving their mark behind them.
+It was tempting Providence! As it was clear that the French Government
+would not admit them and that they could not stay in this country they
+were both sent back to Russia with all their luggage, and the cheque
+was handed to them on embarkation. There was a good deal of difficulty
+in inducing them to go, for one of them declined to get out of bed,
+and a gigantic Cossack in physical charge of the party could speak no
+language but his own. But a display of tactful firmness by the Special
+Branch inspectors got them to King’s Cross just in time to catch the
+boat-train.
+
+Under these circumstances it was scarcely to be expected that Kameneff
+would be friendly to this country, and he soon began to show his hand.
+There were several counts against him. He had deliberately falsified a
+despatch on the question of the Polish War at a time when the Councils
+of Action were ready to swallow any false information if it came from a
+Russian source, and he had been foremost in arranging a Russian subsidy
+for the Revolutionary Press in England. He was plainly informed that
+the British Government was aware what he had done, and that they did
+not regard him as a proper representative of the Russian Government. He
+departed to Moscow on the understanding that he would not return.
+
+He was succeeded by Krassin as the head of the present Russian Trade
+Delegation. Every member of it gave an undertaking in writing not to
+interfere in the internal affairs of this country, or to be interviewed
+by representatives of the press: Monsieur Krassin gave a verbal
+undertaking to the same effect. While he tried loyally to carry out
+this undertaking and to confine himself to the non-political business
+for which he was admitted to this country, it was not so with many
+members of his staff, and, as propaganda is considered to be the first
+duty of every Communist, it was scarcely to be expected that they would
+keep any such promise. They had private conferences with members of the
+Council of Action, and they supplied the _Daily Herald_ regularly with
+‘news’ from Russia.
+
+Bolshevism has been described as an infectious disease rather than
+a political creed--a disease which spreads like a cancer, eating
+away the tissue of society until the whole mass disintegrates and
+falls into corruption. It has other attributes of disease. Captain
+McCullough has given an excellent description of its first febrile
+stage, when a young Russian bluejacket named Mekarov, who was certified
+to be Bolshevik-proof, returned from a Bolshevik meeting mad drunk on
+Bolshevik oratory and bad alcohol, and went roaring up and down the
+corridor with a revolver threatening to murder the British officers.[4]
+It is not recorded whether the same symptoms were observed in Paris
+during the Terror, but a German who had been through the recent
+revolution in Germany told me that he had noticed the eyes lighted by
+dull fire from within. I noticed the same symptoms in a young policeman
+who was shouting, ‘Let’s have a revolution!’ during the police strike.
+The Russians, the most amiable and the most docile of people, took the
+malady in its severest form; but while there were outbursts unknown to
+Western Europe all over the country, the propagandist was displaying
+almost superhuman industry in Petrograd and Moscow. Leaflets were
+poured out from the press by the ton, and the Russian revolutionaries
+living in foreign countries were at once mobilised to preach the Red
+doctrine.
+
+[4] _A Prisoner of the Reds_, by Francis McCullough, p. 25.
+
+In July 1918 Miss Sylvia Pankhurst, who had long been working on
+revolutionary lines in opposition to the rest of her family, joined
+with Mr. W. F. Watson, of the Rank and File Movement, to found the
+People’s Russian Information Bureau on funds provided by the Russians
+for the dissemination of Bolshevik literature and the preaching of
+revolution.
+
+On 30th August the Police Strike filled the extremists with renewed
+hope. For the Londoner the bottom seemed to have fallen out of the
+world. That a body so trusted and so patriotic should refuse duty
+in the last stages of a war in which so many of their comrades were
+fighting, implied that there was none of our settled institutions in
+which one could trust any more. There was no real cause for anxiety:
+the strike was economic, not revolutionary. For many months an
+agitation fostered by an ex-inspector who had left the Metropolitan
+Police with a grievance had been carried on, and a Police and Prison
+Officers’ Union had secretly been formed. It had gained few adherents
+until the rise in the cost of living without a corresponding rise in
+pay swelled the membership to several hundreds. The Commissioner, Sir
+Edward Henry, was fully alive to this just grievance, and had put
+forward proposals which had been approved. If the approval had been
+made public perhaps there would have been no strike, but unfortunately
+part of the scheme was an endowment for the widows of policemen,
+and the actuarial calculations that were involved were holding up
+the whole scheme. For some days before the strike there had been a
+vigorous campaign of recruiting for the Union, and word had secretly
+been passed round that all members were to be ready. The great mass
+of the older men knew nothing of these plans. When they came on duty
+on the morning of 30th August a strong picket ordered them back, and
+as they encountered the picket singly most of them obeyed. A number,
+however, refused to be intimidated, and some of these were made
+afterwards to pay for their loyalty. Sir Edward Henry was on leave;
+Scotland Yard was filled with excited demonstrators in plain clothes.
+There were marches to Tower Hill, where the extremist members of the
+London Trades Council addressed the men. Special Constables were
+hustled and abused, but as might have been expected of the London
+driver, the traffic managed itself with surprisingly few accidents.
+
+As soon as their grievances were remedied the great body of the men
+returned to duty. Sir Edward Henry retired, receiving a baronetcy
+for his services, and Sir Nevil Macready, the Adjutant-General, was
+appointed in his place. The Police Union, with the support of many
+Labour leaders, was now pressing for recognition, and as a Union
+in a disciplined force would have been unworkable, representative
+boards forming a direct channel from the men to the Commissioner were
+instituted and accepted by the Force. All this was skilfully managed by
+Sir Nevil Macready.
+
+The officials of the Police Union, encouraged by revolutionary Labour,
+now began to organise a second Police Strike for the ‘full and frank
+recognition’ of the Police Union. The authorities were aware of
+their plans, and were also aware that the higher pay granted on the
+recommendation of Lord Desborough’s Committee had satisfied the
+great majority of the men. In August 1919 when the strike was called,
+barely one thousand men responded in London. At Liverpool the number
+was much larger, and many of the warders at Wormwood Scrubs Prison
+also came out. All were dismissed. Among them, no doubt, were many
+thoughtless men who had done good service in the War, but had lacked
+the backbone to stand out against the revolutionary agitator. Their
+places were filled by demobilised soldiers, among whom were a few
+demobilised officers. Many of the police-strikers joined the extremists
+in a campaign for reinstatement, but on this point the Government has
+remained firm.
+
+At this time the great body of Englishmen had only one
+preoccupation--the last phases of the War. There were distractions
+abroad as well as at home. In Finland the Red Terror had broken out,
+and the Finnish Right, for self-defence as they said, called in German
+troops for their protection. Many of the outrages during the Red
+Terror were committed not by Finns but by the Russian Bolsheviks who
+had poured into the country. There followed a reaction, which Finnish
+Socialists describe as a White Terror, though in fact it seems to have
+been greatly exaggerated.
+
+While the whole world was watching Marshal Foch’s counter-strokes with
+bated breath it had no time to think of revolution, and even now it
+is not generally known that revolutions on the Russian plan actually
+broke out on Armistice Day, 1918, in Switzerland and Holland. They
+failed because the Swiss and the Dutch are not Russians. Immediately,
+the stable populations of these countries determined to take no further
+risk. In Switzerland military motor-lorries drove up to the door of
+the Soviet representatives, and the whole gang, men and women, with
+their belongings were packed into the vehicles and conducted to the
+frontier under a military escort. In Holland the orderly people formed
+a Burgerwacht, a sort of volunteer special constabulary recruited
+from all classes down to the humblest workman, and for the moment the
+revolutionary movement was stifled. In Hungary Bela Kun, acting under
+the orders of Lenin, produced a revolution on the Russian model, and
+that unspeakable ruffian, Szamueli, who ‘committed suicide’ and so
+escaped the penalty for his crimes, ravaged the country for five months
+and brought it to ruin.
+
+Our first troubles in England arose out of demobilisation. As long
+as hostilities continued no soldier minded going back to France, but
+men did not at all see the necessity of going back when there was no
+more fighting to do. On 10th January 1919 there were military riots at
+Folkestone, and shortly afterwards at Calais, and there was a feeling
+throughout the army that the system of demobilisation in liberating
+first the key industry men, irrespective of their length of service,
+was an injustice.
+
+During the first month of 1919 there were minor disturbances at several
+of the camps, chiefly among the technical services, in which a large
+proportion of the men belonged to Trade Unions.
+
+In the months following the Armistice some of the societies of
+ex-servicemen began to give anxiety. The most dangerous at the moment
+seemed to be the Sailors’, Soldiers’, and Airmen’s Union, which had
+whole-heartedly accepted the Soviet idea and was in touch with the
+police-strikers who had been dismissed, with the more revolutionary
+members of the London Trades Councils, and with the Herald League. The
+‘Comrades of the Great War’ never gave any cause for anxiety, nor, on
+the whole, did the National Federation of Ex-Servicemen, though some
+of its branches were swayed by a few of the more extreme members.
+
+During February 1919 a young Russian Bolshevik violinist was touring
+the country and drawing large audiences of working men and women not
+so much to listen to his playing as to the revolutionary speeches with
+which he interspersed his performances. His was a typical case of the
+epidemic in its febrile stage, a stage from which the British appear
+to be immune. In the disturbed state of the public mind it was decided
+that Soermus would be better in his own country, and his triumphant
+tour was interrupted in order that he might be put on board a boat
+which was about to sail for Norway. This happened to be fixed for the
+day before the ‘Hands off Russia’ meeting at the Albert Hall, at which
+every section of the revolutionary movement was represented on the
+platform. Soermus was to have been on the platform at this meeting.
+There was a large strike on the Clyde at the moment, and many of the
+speakers really believed that it was the beginning of the General
+Strike which was to merge into Revolution. At that moment we were
+probably nearer to very serious disturbances than we have been at any
+time since the Bristol Riots of 1831. A few days later the reaction
+began. On 12th February the Clyde strikers resumed work, and on the
+27th the National Industrial Conference met.
+
+In March the storm centre moved from the engineering industries to
+the Triple Alliance, and there were signs of co-operation between
+ex-servicemen and the extreme Labour organisations. The Sailors’,
+Soldiers’, and Airmen’s Union exacted a pledge from its members that
+they would take no part against strikers, and certain branches of the
+National Federation of Ex-Servicemen were for supporting the miners on
+strike in South Wales. This attitude was perfectly natural. The men
+had been led by public speeches to imagine that they were coming home
+to find things much easier for them than they had been before the War:
+they found a shortage not only of houses but of many other comforts,
+such as beer. But there were hopeful signs: the Workers’ Committees
+were losing power; the propaganda in favour of shorter hours had
+failed; the ballot of the Electrical Trade Union on the question of
+striking to secure a forty-four-hour week had left the extremists in
+the minority, and the report of the Joint Committee on the Industrial
+Conference was a step towards a better understanding between Capital
+and Labour. All this illustrated a fact too little realised in
+England--namely, that the great body of Labour opinion is not and never
+has been in favour of violence. Unfortunately, the older men prefer
+the quiet of their homes in the evening to attending stormy branch
+meetings at which a number of hot-headed youths make speeches about the
+class-war without knowing about the interests of their trade, and howl
+down any moderate speaker who talks common sense. Consequently, the
+extremists have things entirely their own way. They pass resolutions
+which are sent to headquarters as representing the real views of the
+branch, and it is not until the time comes for a ballot that the real
+weakness of their position is made evident.
+
+During April there was a wide extension of craft Unionism.
+Agricultural labourers, shop assistants, policemen, and actors became
+Trade Unionists. Ex-servicemen had become persuaded that employers
+were attempting to re-engage men on pre-war rates, and there were
+frequent demonstrations. As long as the international movement was
+concerned only with the general interests of Labour it was a more or
+less academic matter, but now for the first time we had in Europe
+a revolutionary Government amply supplied with funds, which was
+prepared to finance and instruct the revolutionary agitators in every
+civilised country in the hope of producing a World Revolution, without
+which its own tenure of office was recognised to be precarious.
+For the first time in history, the revolutionary agitator need not
+be a fanatic, for his profession had now become lucrative, and a
+loud voice and a glib tongue became worth anything from £6 to £10
+a week. The Soviet Government, or rather, the Council of the Third
+International, under which it chose to screen its activities, had been
+told by its representative in England that a revolution was certain
+within six months. In France and Italy it was to come even sooner,
+and in Germany the pressure of the extreme Left would soon force the
+majority Socialists out of power. Then the effigy of Karl Marx would be
+worshipped in every capital, and the world would have entered into the
+Millennium.
+
+One result of all this was to augment the little band of intellectual
+revolutionaries who have always bloomed among us modest and unseen.
+Most of these are men who see in a future Labour Government a short cut
+to power. They think that it is easy to be a Triton among minnows. Not
+a few of them are ex-officers in the navy and army; and even among the
+undergraduates at Oxford and Cambridge, and in one or two of the public
+schools, there are little cliques of ‘Parlour Bolsheviks.’
+
+At the Municipal Elections in November 1919 the Labour candidates had
+a sweeping victory. Many had declared themselves revolutionary, and
+were determined to convert the municipal organisations into municipal
+Soviets, but responsibility soon began to dim these fiery spirits, and
+it was maliciously reported that many of them were more concerned with
+the social status of their wives and with the question of payment for
+their municipal work than they were with revolution.
+
+Then began the great propaganda campaign for nationalisation of the
+mines. More than a million leaflets were printed, countless speeches
+were delivered, and for a moment it seemed as if a passion for
+nationalisation was to sweep the country. Soon, however, it became
+evident that nobody quite knew what nationalisation meant. Many miners
+thought they were to own the mines themselves and work the number
+of hours that happened to suit them at a scale of pay laid down by
+themselves. When these were told that the Government was to own the
+mines and that they were to have civil servants as their bosses they
+became grave. The moulders’ strike was gradually paralysing many
+industries and swelling the ranks of the unemployed. In December there
+were rumours of lightning strikes among the dockers, as well as the
+railwaymen, and the abolition of the unemployment donation was causing
+widespread discontent. Ex-soldiers began to claim that the National
+Relief and the Canteen Funds should be used for their benefit. The
+year 1919 closed with the uneasy feeling that, though we might be
+readjusting ourselves more smoothly than any other nation, we must be
+prepared for serious disturbances.
+
+Forecasts in political matters are proverbially wrong. By the end
+of the year the great question of nationalisation was in a state of
+suspended animation, scarcely to be distinguished from dissolution.
+The Councils of Action which in August had almost threatened to become
+Soviets were now derisively termed in Labour circles ‘Councils of
+Inaction,’ and little more was to be heard of them. Of the really great
+menace to civilisation that was so soon to fall upon the world nobody
+seemed to be thinking at all.
+
+About this time I remember having a long conversation with the late Dr.
+Rathenau before he accepted office in Germany. He said: ‘Hitherto we
+have always considered the consumer as a constant factor, and concerned
+ourselves with over and under-production. Before the War we never
+thought that the consumer could cease to consume. That is the real
+cause of the trade depression and unemployment.’
+
+The trade depression, dark as it is, has had a sobering effect on the
+wilder spirits in revolutionary labour. Trade Unions had blundered
+into the political field, and had tried to coerce the Government on
+matters of foreign policy which they did not understand. Many working
+men were under the delusion that the Councils of Action had prevented
+the Government from going to war with Russia, and they were considering
+what they should do about the Irish, the Japanese, and the Indian
+questions. The effect of all this had been temporarily to impair the
+influence of Parliament, but the British working man never really takes
+much interest in foreign affairs, and this insular tendency has been
+the great stumbling-block of revolutionary agitation.
+
+It was possible about this time to make an estimate of the number of
+class-conscious Communists who would be prepared to lay down their
+lives for their ideals. The membership of the Communist parties was
+then put at 20,000, but after a close study of individuals, extended
+over many months, I was inclined to put the number of would be martyrs
+at well under twenty. The Communists were quite aware that, though
+minorities could make revolutions, when one embarks upon revolution
+by bloodshed it is well to have the support of numbers. Otherwise,
+martyrdom may loom a little too near. It was all very well for Mr. Tom
+Mann to boast that in Russia 60,000 Communists were in control of more
+than 80,000,000 Russians, but where would 20,000 British Communists,
+largely diluted with aliens and Jews, be when they tried to hold down
+45,000,000 in this country? The Russians had devised a recruiting
+system of their own. In every Union a ‘cell’ was to be established
+which would grow unseen, as in the incipient stage of cancer, until the
+heart of the Union was eaten out. They counted upon the behaviour of
+some of the leaders of British Trade Unionism, who seemed to favour the
+dictatorship of the Proletariat, not knowing that the more sober had
+been driven into the Councils of Action by the fear of being left out
+in the cold.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXV
+
+THE RETURN TO SANITY
+
+
+As I have said, publicity has been the best weapon of defence against
+the forces of disorder. The fact is that there is little love lost
+between revolutionary leaders, and an atmosphere of cold suspicion
+broods over their conspiracies. At one period German Communism was rent
+in twain by excessive subsidies from Moscow, because those who did not
+get what they held to be their fair share turned upon their leaders.
+
+I suppose that few men in England have had to read so many
+revolutionary speeches and revolutionary pamphlets and leaflets as
+I have. All display the same ignorance of elementary economics--an
+ignorance so childish that it cannot be assumed. They seemed to think
+that capital was gold kept in a box, perhaps under the capitalist’s
+bed, perhaps in the vaults of a bank, and that when the ‘proletariat’
+became dictators they had only to dip into the box to get all the
+capital they needed for running a Communist State. If the capital ran
+short they could always raise money by taxation. It had never dawned
+upon them that there is comparatively very little gold; that under
+the Communist State there will be nobody to tax, and that as soon as
+private credit is destroyed capital goes up in smoke, as the Marxists
+in Russia have found out for themselves.
+
+Another of their fallacies is the belief, quite honestly entertained,
+that the proletariat is 90 per cent. of the population, whereas, in
+fact, the people who work with their hands, and their families, form,
+in a country with a large middle class such as England, actually
+little more than half the population, and that the other half would not
+sit down tamely under the forcible rule of the least educated moiety of
+the community. Under the stress of unemployment they are beginning to
+understand that these islands cannot support a population of 45,000,000
+except by foreign trade, but they do not even now know how much capital
+the people of this country have invested in undertakings abroad.[5]
+
+[5] The _Statist_ gives the value of our foreign investments as
+follows:--
+
+£ India and Colonies 481,529,927 Argentine 118,339,585 Brazil
+88,227,036 Chile 27,563,340 Cuba 14,563,385 Mexico 33,822,322 Peru
+6,988,691 United States 164,201,850 Rest of America 11,128,188 Austria
+6,247,896 Bulgaria 3,819,499 Denmark 6,844,600 Egypt 6,427,577 Finland
+3,441,450 Greece 3,301,644 Hungary 2,077,240 Norway 4,833,250 Roumania
+4,429,875 Russia 46,214,906 Siberia 994,993 Sweden 4,556,000 Turkey
+4,745,869 Other European countries 9,280,176 China 27,805,737 Dutch
+Colonies 12,236,971 Japan 22,447,240 Persia 2,706,250 Philippines
+2,238,283 Siam 1,102,500 Rest of Asia 175,000 Africa 2,702,603 Others
+2,436,146 -------------- Total £1,127,431,129 --------------
+
+
+It has never been explained why the political phenomena in one country
+appear simultaneously in practically all civilised countries. The
+general wave of unrest among Labour in 1912 was not a local phenomenon;
+it was like the wave that ran through Europe in 1848, though of course
+it was less marked. From Norway to Italy, from Siberia to Portugal, the
+same phenomenon was to be noticed.
+
+As I said in an earlier chapter, on Armistice Day there were
+simultaneous attempts at revolution in Switzerland and Holland,
+countries which had suffered severely from the War though they took no
+part in it. Italy and Spain were unstable, and in the United States and
+Canada the spread of Bolshevik ideas had begun to cause serious alarm.
+The Americans and the Canadians had passed legislation making it a
+penal offence to advocate a change in the form of government by force
+or violence, or even to carry the Red Flag in processions. In America
+they proceeded to apply the new law so drastically that there was some
+reaction. As long as the much abused ‘Dora,’ by which the Defence of
+the Realm Act had come popularly to be known, was in force, there was
+no need for fresh legislation in England, but when the Act lapsed on
+1st September 1921, the defects in the English laws against sedition
+began acutely to be felt. There was, it is true, an Act which gave
+power to the Government to declare a state of emergency, when certain
+powers made under the Emergency Powers Act would come into force, but
+until a state of emergency is declared the authorities have to rely
+upon the old Sedition Laws, which entail indictment for seditious
+libel or seditious conspiracy, or for incitement to injure persons or
+property.
+
+Now procedure by indictment is a slow process, and generally out
+of proportion to the offence: the offender is given what he most
+desires--an exaggerated importance and advertisement. If there happens
+to be on the jury one person who sympathises with his views or is
+terrorised by an Anarchist society, he will escape altogether, and even
+if he is convicted and sentenced he must be treated as a first-class
+misdemeanant with privileges which, to persons of his stamp, reduces
+imprisonment to the level of a rather amusing experience. Moreover,
+the delay between the offence and the conviction deprives the sentence
+of its value as a deterrent. In the provinces a seditious speaker
+may have to wait four or five months for his trial. By that time the
+emergency which made it necessary for the Government to proceed against
+him has gone, and the prosecution is then accused of vindictiveness in
+continuing the proceedings when the need for a warning has lapsed.
+
+What is wanted is summary procedure, where the offender can receive a
+short deterrent sentence. It is true that he may now be summoned to be
+bound over to be of good behaviour, but this penalty is ludicrously
+inadequate. As it stands, the law punishes a subordinate who does some
+violent act at the instigation of another, and leaves practically
+untouched the organiser of a campaign of violence and outrage. After
+the lapse of D.O.R.A. there was a very marked recrudescence of
+incitement to violence. It is quite true that most of the inflammatory
+speeches and writings of irresponsible agitators may be treated with
+contempt, but from time to time cases do occur in which such incitement
+cannot safely be left unchecked. It has always been noticed that a
+timely prosecution and conviction of one or two persons has a very
+sobering effect on the rest, and that when an agitator is sent to
+prison for two or three months he never regains his old ascendency.
+
+At present it is not an offence to introduce money or valuables from
+abroad for the purpose of inciting people to violent revolution in this
+country. Any Bill prepared for the House of Commons should make it an
+offence to import any document of which the publication would be an
+offence in the United Kingdom, except for purposes of study, and any
+money or valuables brought in with the above-mentioned object.
+
+It is curious now to look back upon our purblind extravagance during
+the two years following the war. We were far more alive in the early
+part of 1918 to the need for rigid economy after the War than we were
+in those boisterous days of rejoicing. The banks were full of money.
+There were strikes, but every one felt that as soon as the moulders’
+strike was liquidated there would be a boom in all industries. We
+continued feasting and dancing for many months. As far as unemployment
+is concerned, if people had been as careful about expenditure as they
+are now, they would have money free for purchasing what they need.
+
+Disastrous as it was economically, the coal strike which began on 18th
+August 1920 let light into many dark corners. It was the last chance of
+the Triple Alliance. It must be confessed that the coal-owners might
+have smoothed away many difficulties if they had issued at an earlier
+stage a statement of their case in simple terms and plain figures. As
+it was, not only the miners but the public failed to understand what
+their offer really was. Many of the steadier miners abstained from
+voting in the ballot, and the extremists had things all their own way.
+There was an overwhelming majority for rejecting the owners’ terms.
+
+This brought matters to a head, and there were few people who did
+not think that we were in for what amounted to a general strike.
+Knowing that if the other Unions called out their men a minority
+only would respond, I felt certain that some pretext would be found
+at the eleventh hour for withdrawing from the false position. At the
+historic meeting in one of the committee rooms at the House of Commons,
+when certain members sought enlightenment, it cannot be said that
+the spokesman for the owners made matters much clearer, whereas Mr.
+Frank Hodges conducted his case with the greatest ability. It was by
+accident that he happened to be in the lobby at all, but many crises
+are resolved by accident. He spoke the absolute truth when he said that
+the miners were less concerned about the National Pool than they were
+about their wages. Comparatively few miners understood what a National
+Pool really was; they did understand what a cut in wages meant, and
+there were many wild stories about cuts of 9s. a week. The surrender
+of the National Pool was the turning-point. The strike had been called
+for midnight on 15th April, and still I felt sure that the hard facts,
+which must be known to the railway and transport leaders, would prevail.
+
+The Government was right in taking no chances. The organisation for
+feeding the large cities was even better than it was in the railway
+strike of 1919, and as a means of coercing the public the strike must
+have failed in any case. Everything turned upon the meeting of the
+other two Unions. It was a stormy meeting, and the leaders were glad to
+have the excuse of the surrender of the National Pool for calling the
+strike off.
+
+When the dust and the shouting had died down, and the great captains
+were denouncing one another in private, it was possible to see what
+15th April, ‘Black Friday,’ which the _Daily Herald_ hoped to be
+able to refer to as ‘Red Friday,’ really meant. ‘Yesterday,’ said
+its Editorial, ‘was the heaviest defeat that has befallen the Labour
+movement within the memory of man.’ If for ‘Labour movement’ the writer
+had said ‘Communist movement,’ the statement would have been accurate.
+
+Men were becoming weary of the incessant patter about class
+consciousness, and were beginning to understand that in the economic
+crisis which has involved the entire world only the nations who can
+pull together can hope to weather the storm.
+
+The coal strike was economic and not revolutionary until the Communists
+tried to exploit it as a ‘Jumping-Off Place’ for ‘The Day.’
+
+But the _Herald_ should have worn a black border for the Triple
+Alliance. Like other Alliances known to history, it was all right
+as long as it was never asked to function. In fact, it lay in the
+sky like a cloud no bigger than a man’s hand. Every now and then it
+blew itself out portentously and obscured the sun. The clouds were
+big with thunder, and men trembled, and then, as sometimes happens
+in the firmament, they dispersed without a storm. It had been so
+in the railway strike. We went about with bowed heads for quite a
+week. The day was fixed when we were to wear out our shoe-leather by
+tramping about our business, because the streets were to be silent
+and grass-grown, and the rails of the Underground were to rust
+in their chairs, but at the ninth or tenth hour there appeared a
+Conciliation Committee, consisting of the two component bodies of the
+Triple Alliance who had not come out and wanted to hold back by the
+coat-tails those who had. It was not, let it be understood, out of pure
+philanthropy, but for that very cogent reason that if they did call a
+strike among their own men the strike would be abortive because a very
+large percentage of them would stay at work.
+
+This time it was not the tenth but the eleventh hour. It was not the
+Government preparations, the trains of lorries, the gathering Reserves,
+the stirring recruiting of the Defence Force, but the fact, which was
+borne in upon the delegates at their secret meeting late on Friday
+afternoon, that they might call a strike at 10 P.M. but that nobody
+would be a penny the worse, that all the essential services would be
+maintained, not by volunteers but by the professionals themselves,
+and--and this was the most important point--that the leaders would be
+left out in the cold and might very well lose their jobs.
+
+It would not be right to say that the Triple Alliance is dead and lies
+upon its bier unwept, but rather that it never existed, except as a
+figment of the brain, and that it never can exist where so many diverse
+interests are concerned and as long as human nature, the one immutable
+thing in this world of ours, remains unchanged.
+
+Towards the middle of 1921 it became known that the supply of
+gold in Moscow was running short. This was borne out by a growing
+disinclination on the part of the Third International to subsidise
+revolutionary movements abroad; but at the same time the Third
+International awoke to the possibilities of turning the great masses
+of unemployed in all countries to account. A document that had been
+circulated in Norway showed how this was to be done. The unemployed
+were to organise themselves into bodies with a Central Executive
+Committee. They were to go down to the relieving officer and demand
+a rate of relief equal to the Trade Union rate of wages. The local
+authority would then be compelled to draw upon the National Exchequer,
+and in a short time the country would be involved in bankruptcy. As
+the Third International put it, ‘By uniting the unemployed with the
+proletarian vanguards in the struggle for the social revolution,
+the Communist Party will restrain the most rebellious and impatient
+elements among the unemployed from individual desperate acts,
+and enable the entire mass actively to support under favourable
+circumstances the struggle of the proletariat.... In a word, this
+entire mass, from a reserve army of industry will be transferred
+into an active army of the Revolution’; and in another place, ‘As
+Municipalities are more likely to yield to demands, the first attacks
+of this kind should be made upon Municipalities, and made in such a way
+as to exclude any possibility of tracing them back to a general scheme.
+The demands should appear to be local, having no apparent connection
+with similar attempts in the same country.’
+
+These instructions were acted upon in London and other places. Most of
+the agitators among the unemployed were Communists with headquarters
+at the International Socialist Club, which had received a subsidy of
+£1000. It is unnecessary to add that they were drawing salaries.
+
+The Unemployed leaders did not find the Guardians as pliable as they
+had hoped. Even when they engaged in a system of bullying individuals,
+as in the case of a certain chairman of a London Board who was a
+beneficed clergyman, and whose church was visited with the express
+intention of disturbing the service, they could not extort grants
+approaching what they demanded, and the Boards which were controlled by
+Labour members had no balance in their banks, and could not obtain an
+over-draft without the consent of the Ministry of Health, which, of
+course, laid down a reasonable scale beyond which they could not go.
+I do not know that the fear of being surcharged personally would have
+deterred them, for most of these gentlemen, having few possessions,
+would welcome the advertisement of an attempt at distraint upon their
+goods, but the impossibility of getting money from the bank was a
+difficulty not to be got over. The real unemployed took no part in
+these demonstrations. They were orderly and reasonable folk who had
+begun to realise that unemployment was a condition far beyond the
+control of the Government of a single country, but a world-phenomenon
+which had to be lived through as patiently as possible, and
+consequently the revolutionary agitators failed again.
+
+The famine in Russia brought a new factor into the situation. Russia
+is so huge a country that there have been always periodical famines in
+one part of it or another. As long as there was an efficient Central
+Government it was possible to relieve the want in one province by the
+superfluities in another, but under the Communists the entire railway
+system had broken down, and it was no longer possible to carry supplies
+to the Volga. So the Communists began to appeal to foreign countries.
+They represented the famine as having been caused by the intervention
+of Capitalist States, and when this argument was found unconvincing
+they accused first Denikin and Kolchak, and then the weather. The
+Central Government did not seem to care how many of the wretched
+peasants perished, but they did want to convince the distant provinces
+that it was only to the Communists that they could look for relief.
+Their great dread was that some one else would take the credit from
+them.
+
+Strange stories reached us from time to time. In some provinces the
+Bolsheviks had made a clean sweep of the priests and churches, and in
+many of the villages there had been no religious teaching for four
+years. In a few of these it was alleged that people had reverted to
+paganism, and had hoisted the head of a bull into a tree and made
+offerings to it. These stories were never confirmed, but they are
+consistent with the religious aspect of the Russian peasant character.
+
+About the middle of 1921 the Communists realised that it was impossible
+longer to maintain the pretence that Communism was an economic success.
+They had spent their gold reserve lavishly, and they had got very
+little in return for it, and now they saw the day approaching when
+there would be nothing left. Faced with these prospects, there was
+nothing for it but to agree with their enemies, the Capitalists,
+quickly. True, they could continue to hold the reins of power because
+they had been careful to disarm all the Red Army except a few trusted
+battalions, but inevitably a Government which cannot pay its way, is
+bankrupt as a concern, and has made it impossible for its subjects to
+pay any taxes, must fall, and so the Lenin Party announced publicly
+that it intended to veer to the Right. This announcement was hailed by
+all the people who wanted to begin trading with Russia as a genuine
+conversion. It was bitterly opposed in Russia by the ‘die-hard’
+Communists, who argued quite reasonably that the admission of the
+foreign capitalist or, indeed, of any foreigner at all, would sound the
+death-knell of the Soviet. And then M. Krassin took upon himself to
+explain what the Moderates really meant by reversion to capitalistic
+principles. They would die sooner than surrender the railways or big
+industries, or land or mines, to private ownership: all they intended
+was to grant leases to concessionaires, who would be permitted to
+work their concessions under Soviet control, giving a share of their
+profits to the Soviet Government, who would provide them with the
+necessary labour. The Communists would not listen to a suggestion that
+they should recognise their debts to foreigners until the foreign
+Governments had agreed fully to recognise them as a Sovereign State.
+He seemed to have a child-like belief that political recognition would
+immediately result in financial advances to the Russian Government.
+He, too, appeared to believe that the British Government keeps vast
+hoards of gold in its vaults, and that all it has to do when it makes
+an advance is to scoop up so many millions and hand them over to M.
+Krassin himself. After all, his own Government, as long as it had
+gold to play with, financed people in just this way. But credits are
+provided ultimately by the man in the street, who has outlets for his
+savings in nearly every part of the world among honest men who pay
+their debts, and why should he, therefore, adventure his money among
+people who make a boast of their contempt for monetary obligations, and
+who have proved that even when they had money they lacked the ordinary
+business ability for turning it to account?
+
+All those who have had to do with Russia realise that it is useless
+to talk of reconstructing the country until the Communist power has
+become as it did in Hungary--a nightmare of the past. All this talk of
+conferences extending from Prinkipo to Genoa is merely putting off that
+inevitable day.
+
+The fixed idea that without exports from Russia prices cannot fall in
+England is a very curious obsession not only of Labour but of some of
+those who have access to the Trade Returns. In 1900 Russia exported
+very little to foreign countries at all, and the world got on. In the
+next decade the exports gradually increased until in the record year,
+1913, they amounted to £28,000,000, but this was a small proportion
+of the £600,000,000 of our foreign imports. In that year we exported
+£17,000,000 to Russia. The bulk of the Russian exports was cereals,
+of which nearly all was produced by the large landowners, who have
+ceased to exist. The peasants, who then had manure from their beasts,
+exported very little: their surplus went to the large towns. But now
+the beasts, like the landowners, are gone. On the Soviet figures, the
+horses have been reduced from 28,000,000 to 3,000,000, of which only
+half are fit for agricultural work. Think what this means in a country
+like Russia, where every pood of produce has to be taken an average
+of thirty miles to the nearest railway, and where ploughing is the
+first essential! What the Soviet Government thinks of it is shown by a
+curious little incident. Early in the year M. Krassin sent to a firm
+of agricultural machine-makers the working drawings of a human tractor
+which had been prepared in Moscow by a Russian engineer. It was to
+be made on the principle of the trolleys used by platelayers on the
+railway. It was to have two levers, each operated by three men--forced
+labour, of course--and the seventh man was to steer. A plough was to
+be attached to it. The firm refused the order for the twofold reason
+that the machine would scarcely be powerful enough to carry the seven
+men without the plough, and that it was inhuman to employ men to do the
+work of animals under such conditions.
+
+If trade with Russia is essential to a low cost of living in this
+country, why have prices continued to fall? The reason is given in
+the Board of Trade returns. The world, having done without Russian
+exports for eight years, has readjusted itself. The cereals, butter,
+eggs, timber, and flax, which we formerly had from Russia, are now
+being produced in Canada, the Argentine, and other countries. Half the
+flax-producing provinces of Russia now lie outside her frontiers. The
+world can do without Russia until such time as she recovers her sanity.
+As long as she continues to tolerate the form of government that has
+brought her to economic ruin she is beyond help.
+
+Trade with Russia has been opened for the past eighteen months, and
+there has been no trade. This has not been for lack of enterprise
+on the part of traders. It is due to the fact that Russia now has
+practically nothing to give in exchange, but there is the further
+factor that one cannot trade with people of bad faith. Two or three
+vessels carried goods to Odessa last winter. They were not allowed to
+sell them except at prices fixed by the Moscow Soviet, and these prices
+were below cost.
+
+A Belgian firm undertook to repair and run the Odessa tramways. They
+had to pay a large deposit for the concession. As soon as the tramways
+were running the local Soviet stepped in and sequestrated the tramway
+as Soviet property, and when the Syndicate protested it was threatened
+with arrest by the Tche-ka. It then demanded the return of the deposit,
+which at first was refused: in the end half only of the deposit was
+repaid.
+
+It is difficult for those who do not know the Communists to understand
+this policy of suicide. The fact is that only 10 per cent. of the
+Communists in Russia are men of education; the remaining 90 per cent.
+are illiterate workmen, peasants and gaol-birds, who have achieved by
+the Revolution a position of power and comparative affluence which they
+never dreamed of under the old régime. They have just sense enough to
+know that, if foreign capital is admitted into the country and the
+Russians are freed from the Terror, their day will be done. Lenin and
+his colleagues may propose; they, the majority, dispose; and while
+Lenin may quite honestly mean what he says about a change of heart he
+is powerless to carry out his promises.
+
+One of the most curious of the obsessions is the fear of anarchy if the
+Reds fall. There is anarchy already. Russia is the last country in the
+world to fall into the sort of anarchy feared by our statesmen. For
+centuries she has been accustomed to village councils, with which the
+Czarist Government interfered very little. She has them now, and all
+that will happen when the Communists fall, as fall they must, is that
+the country will break up into these little entities, each stretching
+out hands to its neighbours. In such conditions the last state of
+Russia will be better than the first.
+
+Meanwhile, the real Government, so far as there is a Central Government
+at all, is the Tche-ka, the Extraordinary Commission, which has changed
+its name but not its nature. It is now called a political committee
+under the Commissary of the Interior, and in due course, when its
+new name becomes as much hated as its old name, it will change it
+again. Even Lenin himself would not be exempt from its attentions,
+and he knows it. This terror that walks by day and night is the real
+Government of Russia.
+
+The conviction, honestly held by all classes of Germans, that the War
+was forced upon them by an inexorable ring of steel that hemmed them
+in, is not to be dismissed lightly as the figment of their military
+party. It was a sub-conscious impulse like that of a hive of bees
+before they swarm, and, like the bees, they were armed with stings. It
+is even now idle to point out to them that their surplus population was
+as free as air; the sparsely-populated regions of the earth lay open
+to it; it could do as so many thousands of Germans had done, and form
+German-speaking communities, not in German tropical colonies, which
+have never been successful, but in temperate zones where men can reap
+the fruits of their own labour; that was not their vision of a place
+in the sun. Nor is their conviction shaken by the argument that by
+their industry and their commercial enterprise abroad they were already
+beginning to inherit the earth. Perhaps the Great War was the first
+premonition of what is to be the destiny of poor humanity. Far back in
+the ages the millions of Asia, driven out of their own lands by drought
+and famine, swarmed westward and swept away the Roman Empire, but then
+there was land enough for all, and as a torrent pouring down a mountain
+cañon comes to rest in the broad waters of the lake, so the irruptions
+from the East spent themselves and subsided. But when there is no
+longer any lake, what then? In the time of Elizabeth the population of
+England and Wales was 5,000,000, as late as 1750 it was only 6,500,000,
+and in 1801, the year of the first census, under 9,000,000. Up to that
+date these islands were self-supporting. During the last century it
+has increased at a rate of more than 2,000,000 every ten years, in
+spite of emigration, and if we were cut off from supplies from abroad
+we should be starving in a few weeks. The population of the earth is
+now estimated at something over 1,500,000,000: at the present rate of
+increase it may be 3,000,000,000 in less than a century. The empty
+spaces of the world are rapidly filling, and when all those in which
+men can support themselves are filled up, posterity will have to look
+to itself. Nature’s old remedy, plague, and the early death of the
+weakly and the ailing, have been subdued, and unless the birth-rate
+is artificially regulated the sub-conscious swarming instinct, having
+no outlet, must behave as it does in the hive, and whole nations and
+classes will fall upon one another for the right to live. Beside such a
+vital struggle the Great War will seem as insignificant as the Crimea.
+The generation upon which this catastrophe falls will find plenty of
+reasons to justify the breach of Peace, and it will remain ignorant of
+the root cause to the end.
+
+Therefore it is idle to think that the world has seen the last of War:
+conferences on disarmament and the revival of world trade are mere
+temporary palliatives which can do nothing for any generation but our
+own, for the one unchanging thing in the world is human nature, and the
+strongest instinct in human nature is self-preservation. This terror
+will not come in our time nor in that of our children, but come it will.
+
+Sub-conscious impulse is manifested in little things as well as in
+great. The dress of women is passing through a period of decolletage as
+it did immediately after the Napoleonic campaigns, and after all the
+great wars of modern times. There was always a marked deterioration
+of public morals in every country after visitations of plague, as if
+the race were unconsciously obeying an instinct to quicken up the
+process of replacement. Fashion is supposed to be controlled by the
+dressmakers: is it not more likely that the dressmakers are merely
+quick to interpret the inclinations of those whom their clothes are to
+adorn? A whole generation of young women have lost the mates of their
+own ages; another generation who were in the schoolroom during those
+tremendous years are treading hard upon their heels. Are they to lose
+their birthright of wifehood and motherhood, and tamely be laid upon
+the shelf? Their sub-conscious instinct impels them to attract; their
+dressmaker divines the impulse, and obeys it. The dress shrinks to its
+narrowest dimensions.
+
+We have lived through War: we have yet to live through Peace with the
+economic fabric of civilisation shaken if not shattered. Let those who
+feel it difficult to face the lean years read the intimate records of
+the ten years after Waterloo, and take heart again.
+
+
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+ Transcriber note
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+ Table of contents has been completed with the addition of Page xi.
+ Spelling and punctuation errors have been corrected.
+ Italics have been enclosed in underscores.
+ Smallcaps have been capitalised.
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