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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 77496 ***
+
+
+
+
+ PRETTY CREATURES
+
+
+
+
+ PRETTY
+ CREATURES
+
+ _By_
+ WILLIAM GERHARDI
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ _1927_
+ DUFFIELD AND COMPANY
+ _New York City_
+
+ Copyright 1927 by
+ DUFFIELD & COMPANY
+
+
+ _Printed in The United States of America
+ By The Cornwall Press_
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+_The Vanity-Bag_ _Page 3_
+
+_The Big Drum_ _Page 69_
+
+_A Bad End_ _Page 85_
+
+_In The Wood_ _Page 135_
+
+_Tristan Und Isolde_ _Page 153_
+
+
+
+
+_Other Books by William Gerhardi_:
+
+
+ANTON CHEHOV, _a critical study_.
+THE POLYGLOTS, _a novel_.
+FUTILITY, _a novel_.
+
+
+
+
+THE VANITY-BAG
+
+
+
+
+PRETTY CREATURES
+
+
+
+
+THE VANITY-BAG
+
+
+I
+
+It was not that _he_ thought her beautiful; but other people thought so,
+which made him think of her as such. And when these others came in
+swarms to wrest the prize from him which he had looked on as his own, he
+fell in love with her. During his first week in Salzburg, he received a
+card from Frau von Kranich: “_As you whish to be introduced to
+interesting people, I would like to bring you on Monday next on the 15
+February inst. to Professor Hollmann-Blum where there will be a pretty
+large party. Please komme to me at a quarter to five o’klock_ P.M. _We
+will go together or better still, in the tram car. With my kind regards
+yours truly,--Emmy von Kranich._”
+
+Calling, he beheld in the drawing-room with Frau von Kranich a young
+girl with clean-cut regularly chiselled features--he remembered
+later--of a quite extraordinary beauty. After introducing them: “Mr.
+Mackintosh Beck, of America;--Miss Schulz,” Frau von Kranich suddenly
+excused herself and went out. There was a pause. “What the devil can I
+say?” he thought.
+
+“Do you dance a great deal?” He felt this was a happy shot.
+
+“No,” said the girl.
+
+“I notice that you Austrians dance very differently from us, and I have,
+so as not to feel provincial” (he smiled: the girl did not), “gone in
+for dancing lessons at Herr Pfleger’s--despite my middle age!” (Again
+she did not smile.) “I am told, on good authority, that he is better
+than Herr Loewe.”
+
+“No,” said the girl. “Loewe is better than Pfleger.”
+
+“But I think Herr Pfleger dances better then Herr Loewe,” he proffered
+tentatively.
+
+The girl smiled a faint smile, as if of compassion for Mr. Beck’s poor
+understanding. “No,” she said. “Loewe dances better than Pfleger.”
+
+There was an end of it. Mr. Beck was silent. Frau von Kranich came back
+with an enigmatic look on her face which implied: “Well, have you two
+young people hit it off?” And Mr. Beck felt sensitive for Fräulein
+Schulz, for, beside her, he was no longer young. But Frau von Kranich
+was so old that from the vantage-ground of her years the ages of both
+Mr. Beck and Fräulein Schulz seemed quantities so small as to appear to
+have no visible differentiation. She overtly began the matchmaking. “You
+must take long walks together in the spring as soon as the snow begins
+to thaw. She must show you round the lakes and up the hills.” Now that
+Frau von Kranich, who had no illusions about the hearts of young girls,
+was back, Fräulein Schulz ceased to be assertive and became the shy and
+diffident young maiden Frau von Kranich must have thought her. When
+called upon to speak, she blushed and lowered her lashes. They put on
+their coats. Frau von Kranich, very small and old, and carrying a little
+pot of flowers in pink tissue-paper, crawled into the tramcar, Mr. Beck
+after her; and Fräulein Schulz, murmuring “Kiss the hand,” went her way.
+
+“She’s a beautiful girl--he, he,” said Frau von Kranich. The trolley
+rattled on. “She is a Cindrella who is waiting for the golden coach to
+halt at her door and for the Prince Charming to alight and offer her the
+shoe.” And she pierced him searchingly with her sharp watery old eyes,
+as if considering whether he might conceivably pass off as the desired
+Prince Charming, and laughed--“He, he, he!”
+
+When they had crawled out of the tram and crawled upstairs into the
+flat, they made their way into a hall overcrowded by people’s overcoats,
+and added to the huge stack, with the aid of a bewildered parlour-maid,
+their own particular contribution. Frau von Kranich crawled towards the
+festive birthday table heaped with flowers and deposited thereon the pot
+in the pink tissue-paper.
+
+“Ah! ah! Herr Direktor Schulz!” A tall massive man of sixty-five, with
+long silver locks, stood in the doorway and now sat down by Frau von
+Kranich and talked to her, his big hands moving all the while in little
+gestures. Mr. Beck, amid the hum of conversation, was grateful for such
+fragments as his ear could catch. “This invidious meanness ...
+this--this ... mean invidiousness ... this--how shall I say?” Herr
+Schulz was saying, when Frau von Kranich introduced them. “Sit down,”
+she said. “He-he-he; you are so tall!”
+
+Mr. Mackintosh Beck _was_ tall. He was not handsome, but he thought he
+was; and when at home in Philadelphia the shop-girls stared at him
+behind the counter he thought they were admiring his features. From time
+to time, when, trying on a new suit at his tailor’s, for example, he
+beheld his face in the three mirrors simultaneously from all four
+sides, he would experience a mild shock of revelation. But as a rule he
+would forget about his looks and go on figuring himself as he should
+have been instead of as he really was. “You can speak French with Mr.
+Mackintosh,” Frau von Kranich told Herr Schulz.
+
+“As a matter of fact,” Mr. Beck rejoined, smiling shyly through his
+horn-rimmed spectacles, “I am here to learn the German language, and I
+should esteem it a privilege to have the opportunity of exercising my
+poor knowledge if you have the patience to talk it slowly to me.”
+
+But Frau von Kranich looked as though she had something more important
+up her sleeve and was not to be deflected from her course. “French,” she
+said, “is the most wonderful language that I know for telling one _des
+plaisanteries_. I remember how, while my father was Bavarian Minister at
+Rome, the French Ambassador and I talked airy nothings for an hour and a
+half--he, he, he!” And she looked round at Mr. Beck to see if he had
+noticed it. But Mr. Beck was looking at Herr Schulz and thinking of his
+daughter. He thought of the last girl he should have married and
+reflected, with a twinge of melancholy, that it was always girls who
+were to blame for the deflections in his career. He had wanted to remain
+at Haverford and prepare for a professorship, then a girl came in sight
+and he had to think of making money quickly. He left the University and
+took to banking. Then she left him, he ceased banking and went back to
+the University. And--strange, he thought--every time he was engaged it
+always happened that the cause of their estrangement was a male
+relative, a brother, father or an uncle whom, as a human being, he liked
+better than the girl. He was just thinking now, as he looked at Herr
+Direktor Schulz, how really strange it was that he should always like
+the fathers or the brothers best, when the host came up to him: “You
+come from Philadelphia? Which University? And what is your particular
+faculty?”
+
+“Well--my home town is Haverford, but I live in Philadelphia. My
+university----”
+
+But Professor Hollmann Blum, with a little nod and smile, was already
+off and round the corner, his coat tails flying in the air, and talking
+to another guest.
+
+After coffee, the Professor gave a little lecture and passed on pictures
+of Tut-An-Khaman; after which each of the more learned guests was
+expected to contribute his intellectual quota.
+
+“I am a lonely soul here,” said Herr Schulz.
+
+“I felt that,” Mr. Beck rejoined, and glanced significantly at Herr
+Schulz, who looked as if he did not quite take it in; though when later
+he discoursed again, he turned with deference to the foreigner, and
+praised America. He spoke haltingly, with little gestures, little
+pauses, as if fumbling for the right word, and a number of people had
+gathered round him, but Herr Schulz turned more and more towards Mr.
+Beck. “When we are alone I should like to develop” (he threw out
+illuminative little gestures) “before you the whole idea, so to speak.”
+
+“And who is the greatest living writer of the German-speaking world
+to-day?” presently asked Mr. Beck.
+
+Herr Schulz smiled, a little mischievously. “With my exception” (and
+Frau Kranich also smiled) “it’s Gerhart Hauptmann.”
+
+“The Herr Direktor is a poet,” she explained.
+
+“Oh?”
+
+“I will present you with a copy of my book when next we have the
+opportunity of meeting.”
+
+The Professor suddenly bobbed up from round the corner, and turning
+deferentially towards his host, the Herr Direktor, said: “The Herr
+Geheimrat will be able to reply to your question, Herr Doktor
+Mackintosh, with an authority greatly in excess of that which I
+command.”
+
+“What’s that? What’s that?” asked the Professor, joining them as if for
+a long stay.
+
+“We were talking of----”
+
+But the Professor, with a nod and a smile, had already dashed off to the
+table in the other corner of the room and was fussing with a fork over
+the apricot cake.
+
+Mr. Beck escorted the old lady home. “I like Herr Schulz,” he said.
+
+“He’s very nice to you because you are a new man, a foreigner at that,
+and listen to him--and that flatters him. While we have all heard it
+endless times before and are sick and tired of it; and he knows it. But
+I will bring his daughter, Irmgard Schulz, for you to the Baroness
+Hauch’s dance on Thursday afternoon. Baroness Hauch has the finest china
+set in Salzburg.”
+
+“Must I dress?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Dinner-jacket?”
+
+“No--cut-away.”
+
+
+II
+
+The trouble was that Mr. Beck possessed no “cut-away.” Accordingly, he
+had one made, and standing facing the three glasses at the front, with
+his back against three more, he suddenly perceived that he was very
+ugly. The tailor looked at him with glee, “American? Ah! ah! Dollar! A
+lot of dollar--he, he, he!” and recommended the most expensive stuff
+available, while Mr. Beck reflected with discomfort that not the least
+of his reasons in coming over to Austria was the resolve drastically to
+reduce expenditure. “Have the honour--kiss the hand--my
+compliment--greet God--commend myself,” the tailor bowed him out. In the
+afternoon Mr. Beck dropped cards on Baroness Hauch, on the door of whose
+apartment he read: “Baron Karl Franz Egon Gaestner zu Hauch
+Wolf-Kadelburg von Hofmannsthal,” and on Thursday, as arranged, he
+called on Frau von Kranich. Irmgard came. In her brown hat which covered
+her exquisitely moulded forehead she did not look quite so lovely, and
+he noticed that she had the small burning eyes of her father. At the
+Hauchs’ Irmgard appeared a little shy. She wore a blue dress with white
+lapels and American brown shoes, and all the young men fell in love with
+her at first sight and danced with her uninterruptedly. Mr. Beck found
+himself seated far away from the table, with a cup of tea in his hand.
+There was no sugar in the tea, but the cup was too full and too hot: he
+knew he could never get up without spilling it--and he suffered in
+silence. Moreover, he remembered being told that the Baronin Hauch
+possessed the finest china set in Salzburg and he was tormented by the
+thought that at any moment he might drop the cup and smash the precious
+thing to smithereens! And what then----? The hostess spoke agitatingly,
+with her mouth full of crumbs, and every now and then a crumb would be
+shot out of her mouth to fly like a bullet into the middle of the cakes
+and pies. “What a beautiful girl,” she remarked, watching Irmgard dance
+with her son Franz Egon Rudolf Ferdinand.
+
+“She’s just like a Cindrella,” answered Frau von Kranich, “waiting for
+Prince Charming to claim her.”
+
+“But I hear,” breathed a nondescript lady, “that her father is not liked
+because of his intolerable conceit. I am told that when someone asked
+him recently about German authors, Herr Direktor Schulz had the
+indiscretion to reply that he was by far the greatest writer living! And
+he looks as though he thought it--walking round in that old-fashioned
+bowler and the astrakhan coat, looking like an English lord.”
+
+Frau von Kranich wrinkled her nose. “He is a little bit of a _parvenu_,”
+she said.
+
+“I haven’t noticed that,” rejoined the Baroness, while a crumb shot from
+her mouth right into the sugar-basin.
+
+“Still--a little.”
+
+They were beginning to play bridge--the princes seated in one room; the
+counts in another; the barons in a third, Mr. Beck among the barons, who
+spoke to him of the high purchasing power of the U.S. dollar and urged
+him to subscribe to various aristocratic charities. Frau von Kranich had
+long since gone away. When the gathering at last dispersed, he went
+with Irmgard to the tram, but she suggested walking home together to the
+castle. “I like walking after a dance.”
+
+Mr. Beck considered. “I like walking--with you.” He thought this very
+daring. And he reflected, with inward satisfaction, that he was actually
+making love in German--for the first time in his uneventful life. It
+wasn’t ... “half bad!”
+
+She paused. “I like--walking,” she said.
+
+This was cautious. And Mr. Beck put out feelers. “I don’t want to impose
+myself on you, and please tell me when you’ve had enough of me.”
+
+“I’ll tell you.”
+
+“I mentioned it because it seems to me that Frau von Kranich is rather
+inflicting my heavy company upon your slender shoulders. Needless to
+say, for my own part I like it. At the same time, I feel I may be boring
+you with my imperfect German, and I’d do anything in the world rather
+than be a nuisance to you.”
+
+“She means well,” said Irmgard; and they walked along in silence
+through the frosty streets.
+
+“Have you always lived in Salzburg, then?”
+
+“Always--since my birth.”
+
+“Do you like it?”
+
+“I hate it.”
+
+“But the people here are good people.”
+
+“I hate them.”
+
+“You ought to go abroad where the people might be more to your liking,”
+suggested Mr. Beck. “You’d like America.”
+
+“I hate Americans.”
+
+“Why?”
+
+She thought hard. “Because they wear such ugly knickerbockers--the
+tourists here.”
+
+“The child!” he thought. “The touching innocence!”
+
+They were now going by a long country lane that stretched across a
+lonely field of snow. Far away an engine whistled. The snow hung heavy
+on the trees. Mr. Beck conceived the plan of approach by way of her
+father. “I do love the way your father speaks--these little movements of
+the hands, this fumbling pause, this seeking after the right word. He
+is by far the most considerable intellectual in the city.”
+
+“Yes, Papa is very clever.”
+
+They came out into an open space at the mouth of the river which
+extended wide into the distance, chained in ice. “This is our castle.”
+At the top of a hill surrounded by a fence stood the castle--looking
+rather less than a mere house. Irmgard quickly vanished up the steps.
+Mr. Beck stood still a while. The ice-chained river was bathed in
+moonlight.
+
+There was an added warmth that winter evening about the sky and moon as
+he walked home to his _pension_.
+
+
+III
+
+The night after, he met the Schulzes at the concert in the City Hall.
+Herr Schulz always sat in the first row and championed foreign artists
+and blamed his own. That night the Russian Cossacks, visiting the city
+for two days, were giving a concert, and he presented them with an
+autograph copy of his book, _The God Triumphant_, and made a speech to
+them, sprinkling it with words that came most readily and, as he
+thought, appropriately to his lips: “Gorki ... Tolstoy ... Dostoevski
+... the great Russian soul....” During the first interval they all sat
+down to refreshments. Herr Schulz held out his glass without a word. His
+daughter filled it.
+
+After the concert they walked together down the slippery street,
+drifting along with a crowd of Herr Schulz’s admirers, in particular two
+middle-aged ladies, to whom Herr Schulz took the opportunity of
+presenting the new arrival from America. They seemed to hang upon every
+word that issued from the master--the master expatiating on the concert
+with his customary little gestures and taking off his hat and waving it
+to right and left, in acknowledgment of innumerable greetings.
+
+“You have a lot of acquaintances,” Mr. Beck remarked.
+
+“Yes, a lot of acquaintances, but not a single friend!--I come out with
+such aphorisms quite spontaneously, you know. _Ach_, if, like Goethe, I
+had an Eckermann to take them down! As it is, they are not taken down
+and are forgotten. Ah, wait a bit: the other day a splendid aphorism
+occurred to me: ‘The only decent people nowadays are to be found among
+the Jews.’”
+
+“Come, try another!” the American commented to himself.
+
+“Or this morning--‘What we call morality is merely envy.’”
+
+“H’m.” There was a pause. “He was a great man--Goethe,” uttered Mr.
+Beck.
+
+“Goethe was--I once put it so well--Goethe was the illegitimate child of
+the gods.”
+
+“And Schiller?”
+
+“Schiller was a fallen angel who, through a faultless life on earth, has
+redeemed his fall and secured his amnesty.”
+
+“And Shakespeare?”
+
+“Shakespeare--Shakespeare----” the Director fumbled. “Shakespeare----”
+It was clear that he was forced this time to make it up on the spot.
+“Shakespeare is a huge black angel.”
+
+“Try another!” the American reflected.
+
+“Shakespeare----!” Herr Schulz suddenly became excited. “It’s
+incredible.” He walked up and down. He waved his hat high in the air as
+if acknowledging the greetings of acquaintances (who were not there),
+then stopped dead. “It’s--it’s--it’s beyond words. _King Lear._ _Antony
+and Cleopatra._ _Hamlet._ It’s--it’s--it’s----”
+
+“And Goethe too,” the American took up gratefully.
+
+“Yes, Goethe! What a life the fellow had, long, rich, and complete. And
+he was understood. Goethe had Schiller. But I am alone: I have nobody.”
+
+In bed, Mr. Beck pictured the wedding. Her dad showing off to advantage.
+What a splendid old fellow! Then the honeymoon, the bridal night, the
+return to her parents, the departure for the United States. Their
+married life when she would get used to him and find in him a vessel for
+her tenderest outpourings: when she would take him by the hand and,
+looking frankly in his eyes, would say:
+
+“Mackintosh, I love you.”
+
+Through his mind flashed pictures of travel, hotels in the hills, of
+evenings together, and kisses, caresses and love. And life seemed
+wonderful and miraculous and full of exquisite anticipations.
+
+
+IV
+
+When next day he went to Gmunden, he was stopped in the street by a lady
+whom he recognised as one of the two middle-aged disciples of Herr
+Schulz, to whom he had been presented after the concert. “Have you, Herr
+von Mackintosh, come to see the Herr Direktor Schulz?” she asked.
+
+Mr. Beck had come to have a quiet view of Gmunden. But he did not deem
+it polite to say so, and answered, haltingly, “M-yes--I think I have.”
+
+“Splendid! The Herr Direktor is now taking his after-dinner nap, but he
+will be up for coffee at a quarter past four o’clock and would be
+delighted to have you take a cup with him.”
+
+“Curse him!” he thought. But at a quarter past four Mr. Beck was at the
+green, freshly painted gate of a beautiful white villa, trying hard to
+open the latch from inside, and Herr Schulz, just up from his nap, was
+coming smilingly down the steps in his pale-yellow boots to Mr. Beck’s
+assistance. He wore a coloured jersey with a plain back to it, and no
+coat, so that if you looked at him from behind, his shoulders appeared
+like gigantic epaulets, and there was something which suggested a
+fieldmarshal in his colossal bulk. They settled down to coffee in the
+over-heated glass veranda, the two ladies watching every movement of his
+brow. “Have you had a good sleep, Herr Direktor?” they inquired in
+unison.
+
+“Yes.”
+
+There was a pause.
+
+“Yes,” he repeated, “I have had a good sleep.”
+
+“That’s good.”
+
+Herr Schulz sighed. “Creative work is very exhausting. It’s not the same
+as giving a lecture. It’s work of the spirit and must be spun out of
+your own soul’s substance, so to speak. That’s what I keep telling the
+professors here--he, he!” he laughed maliciously.
+
+“Entirely so,” agreed Mr. Beck. Odd: all the time that the other was
+talking he could see through his pretense and laugh inwardly; yet Mr.
+Beck’s replies were sincerely respectful.
+
+“I don’t mince words. I tell the professors here straight what I think
+of them--he, he! They don’t like me.”
+
+“No wonder,” said the guest, instinctively falling into line with the
+commanding personality of the other.
+
+“At the heat of creative work I can’t write, and so I dictate my
+thoughts to this lady here. I wish to goodness, Grete,” he turned
+towards the younger of the ladies, “that you would learn to use a
+typewriter.” He held out his cup: the lady filled it. “To attempt to
+read your hand is insufferable. How do you, Herr Doktor Mackintosh, do
+your work--Ethnology is your subject, I think you told me?--do you use a
+typewriter?”
+
+“I’ve an Underwood Portable--it’s quite small.”
+
+“H’m. I don’t think I could ever use a small typewriter. I should want
+something big and solid by way of a typewriter.”
+
+“Yes! Yes!” the two sisters exclaimed ecstatically. “You must have
+everything big and solid, Herr Direktor, to express your personality.”
+
+“He, he!” he laughed, and turning to the guest--“These ladies are
+hero-worshippers,” he explained.
+
+“The Herr Direktor is always making fun of us,” they said, and looked at
+him adoringly.
+
+“Perhaps if you will kindly follow me upstairs it might be of interest
+to you to see the room where some of the more significant strands of
+thought occur to me of a morning. Sophie and Grete come in and draw the
+blinds open for me when I ring. I let the sun shine in my eyes, and as I
+lie in bed all the morning, I think--God! the wonderful things that
+come into one’s head at these times. _Ach!_ ... My family are jealous of
+these ladies because I spend so much time here. But I can’t work at
+home, with my wife and fourteen children in the house and the telephone
+going, doors banging. As I said to my wife when I left the house the
+other day, in protest: ‘It’s not the _fact_ of the door banging that
+upsets me. No: it’s the brazen thoughtlessness _behind_ the act, the
+invidious ignorance of the effect of such a bang upon an intellectual
+worker.’ That’s what drives me away from home to seek my real ‘I’ in
+solitude amid nature. Here I have peace. The ladies are so kind and
+thoughtful. It costs me nothing. They are only too glad to have me, and
+my company, they say, amply compensates them for whatever food I may
+consume here. Here I feel I can work. The sun shines in my window till I
+get up for dinner at two o’clock. After dinner I take a little nap on
+this tiny balcony till about a quarter past four, when I go down to
+coffee. After coffee--this reminds me--I take a little walk--you must
+come with me--till suppertime. H’m. We might as well go now.”
+
+They went down the steps, Herr Schulz breathing heavily upon the nape of
+the visitor’s neck, who, turning round, asked, “Do you do most of your
+work after supper then?”
+
+“No. I turn in early. Creative work is very exhausting. After supper we
+have a little game of chess--and then we all turn in.”
+
+“I see. You do your writing in the morning, in bed?”
+
+There was a pause. “I have ideas buzzing in my head for a novel, a
+play--a philosophical work. But what I lack is the _inner_ freedom. I am
+upset by the invidious perversity of the people around me, by the
+perfidious, shameless, iniquitous meanness of mankind!”
+
+Grete met them at the foot of the stairs. “I suppose, Herr von
+Mackintosh, that you’re an American journalist who has come over to
+Europe to acquaint himself with the life and works of Herr Direktor
+Schulz?”
+
+“Well--perhaps--yes--though of course----” mumbled the visitor.
+
+Herr Schulz now stood half turned away from them, with his hands behind
+his back, brooding.
+
+“I should be glad,” said he, turning back to them suddenly, “if you,
+Herr Doktor Mackintosh, would acquaint the people of America--for whom,
+I assure you, I cherish the warmest regard (their achievements in
+technical knowledge are most valuable, I am sure, and are a significant
+contribution to mechanical progress)--if you would acquaint them with my
+writings and works and ... if you would be so kind,” he concluded.
+
+“Gladly.”
+
+“For I must confess that I do not expect much recognition at the hands
+of my own people--the professors especially. I have even coined a good
+aphorism about these gentlemen--‘science officials,’ I call them--he,
+he! They don’t like me. It’s nothing new, of course. There is even the
+proverb: ‘No man is a hero to his own valet’--I rather meant another
+proverb: ‘No man is a prophet in his own country.’”
+
+“Pardon me, Herr Direktor, but will you be good enough to acquaint me
+with the titles of your works.”
+
+Herr Schulz suddenly grew earnest. “There is that--_God Triumphant_--you
+know that. Or--I beg your pardon--I will send you a copy of it when I
+get home. Then--then there are one or two little--well, youthful
+attempts--school essays. Since I left the Bank two years ago I have not
+been able to do anything at all. I lack the inner freedom.”
+
+“No matter. With us it’s not so much the work as the personality that
+counts. And that, I can assure you, you have in ample measure. You even,
+if you will pardon me for saying so, remind me of Henrik Ibsen.”
+
+“Of Björnson,” corrected Herr Schulz. “Ibsen was
+small--insignificant-looking. But Björnson was a man after my own face
+and stature--he, he!”
+
+“Yes! Yes!” chimed in the ladies. “The image of Björnson!”
+
+“Though some people say I look rather like an English lord--he, he!”
+
+Mr. Beck had never seen an English lord and did not know what a lord
+exactly looked like; but he knew he did not look like Herr Direktor
+Schulz. He gazed at the Director as he stood there with the “epaulets.”
+He _was_ a great man; there was no doubt about it when you looked at
+him--six feet and a half high and two full spans between the shoulders!
+
+“I shall now leave the two gentlemen to themselves,” said Grete. “They
+have doubtless important matters to discuss which are not for a woman’s
+poor mind.”
+
+“We shall be back for supper, Grete,” rejoined Herr Schulz, “which I
+trust we shall enjoy the better after our walk.”
+
+“I will do my best that it may come up to your expectation, Herr
+Direktor.” And the two men went through the garden into the adjacent
+wood, Herr Schulz breaking off dead branches (an easy enough job, the
+visitor reflected) as if to bear out the impression that he was, in
+every respect, a colossus. “You are lucky,” he said. “You’re still
+young, independent, can do your work without interruption. But I--I try
+to keep it down, but bitterness--bitterness rises here in my breast
+against--against people--debts, petty tyrannies--the invidious meanness,
+the iniquitous perfidy of mankind!” Herr Schulz broke off a dead branch.
+“If I had some great sorrow, I would rise to the occasion, like a tragic
+hero--a King Lear, let us say--with credit and glory. But no! These
+petty, senseless little pinpricks--the telephone ringing while I am
+composing a lyric, the door slamming away--these pinpricks ...
+these--these dirty little setbacks....”
+
+Mr. Beck looked sympathetic. “I understand. Even Tartarin de Tarascon
+used to say: _Des coups d’épee, des coups d’épee, messieurs, mais pas
+des coups d’épingle!_”
+
+“Don’t know. Haven’t read him.” He stopped, and suddenly, from habit,
+though no one was about, took off and waved his hat high in the air, as
+if acknowledging the greeting of somebody behind the trunk of the tree,
+then put it back on his head. “While I am trying hard to mount Pegasus
+I am pulled down ignominiously by the breeches, so to speak, because
+they come to tell me that baby has choked himself with orange pips. My
+wife has given birth to fourteen children. I ask: “What can a poet do?”
+
+“Exactly. On that ground I am in favour of Eugenics.”
+
+“What!” Herr Schulz broke off a dead branch. “You are in favour of
+that--that invidious--that--that infamous practice. You----”
+
+“I am. I have a nightmare: over-population.”
+
+Herr Schulz pooh-poohed this statement. “Nonsense! Look,”--his eye was
+searching forward past the densely growing trees; he pointed to an empty
+meadow,--“Look: plenty of standing room.”
+
+“I am thinking,” the American pursued, “of the poor women who bear child
+after child without respite.”
+
+“It’s their business.”
+
+“But surely, Herr Direktor, there is many a wife who does not want any
+children. What are you to do with such a woman?”
+
+“Fling her out of the window,” was the advice. “No, no, Herr Doktor
+Mackintosh, it’s no good arguing. My wife has had eleven children by me
+and three by my predecessor. I have no money. Being honest, I retired a
+poor man. I am creaking under a burden of debt. But I won’t stop. I will
+not contradict the will of God. And my old woman knows better than to
+show signs of unnatural reluctance. She knows her man--he, he!”
+
+“But don’t the children get to be weaklings?”
+
+“Not a bit of it. My youngest boy, who is only two, is the cleverest of
+the lot. I can talk to him as I do to you. Though naturally,” the
+Director hastened, “he hasn’t got your knowledge. Ethnology, is your
+subject, is it not?”
+
+“Quite so.”
+
+“Of course.”
+
+“And your daughters, Herr Direktor?” Mr. Beck thought this might be the
+chance to ask Herr Schulz for the hand of Irmgard, though, on second
+thoughts, he resolved that it would be wiser to approach the daughter
+first.
+
+“My daughters are not quite so clever. But then what can you expect of
+mere women? Though, Irmgard is awakening. She has vague unfocussed
+longings....”
+
+“That reminds me,” chimed in the guest. “I have been reading recently
+the correspondence between Goethe and Schiller. There is a passage where
+Goethe speaks of Spring: ‘I have an objectless sorrow in Spring....’”
+
+“I too,” said Herr Schulz. “_Ach!_ when I look at the hills and the
+lakes and the breaking rigour of the sky, I want--I want to go _praying_
+through the world!”
+
+“Entirely so,” said the other.
+
+They were returning to the villa, and Grete was waiting for them on the
+steps. “All’s ready,” she smiled dotingly.
+
+
+V
+
+And now Frau von Kranich began inviting him: “_Please komme on Fryday
+next at 4 o’klock p.m. We will go together to Wolfs._” Or, “_Please
+komme on Thursday at 3 o’klock p.m. We will go to Schmidts._” Presently
+he had another letter:
+
+“_Miss Schulz is just staying with me und whishes me to invite you for
+next Thursday to komme to the castle at 4 o’klock p.m. Then she advises
+you further to take dansing lessons by Herr Loewe to learn Wienerwalzer.
+I hope you don’t think me forward. If so, I beg your pardon. With her
+und my best compliments, Yours truly, Emmy von Kranich._”
+
+Next morning there was another missive. Across a visiting card on which
+stood “Emmy von Kranich, née von Kolbe,” she wrote: “_You are geting
+with this an invitation for a closed society fancy dress to which Miss
+Schulz will also komme. She is kounting on you beeing there because you
+are to accompany her home. Yours truly._”
+
+When on Thursday he set out for the Schulz’s, he walked as it seemed to
+him a deuced long way, until at last the river spread wide before him
+and he perceived the castle on the hill, looking more than ever less
+than a mere house. He went up the winding path, till in the annexe on
+the second floor (the castle had been commandeered during the war and
+ever since the Schulz’s could not get the lodgers out) he rang the bell
+and waited, while his heart thumped loud within him. It was Irmgard
+herself who opened the door for him--Irmgard in a dark-blue velvet dress
+which she might have worn when she was only fifteen, and her hair, he
+noticed, was put up for the first time. As he entered the drawing-room
+(which, for lack of space, served also as a dining-room, and, in fact,
+as a study for the Herr Direktor at such rare times as he was at home:
+to-day he wasn’t) the mother of the fourteen children rose to greet
+him--a woman remarkably fresh for her achievement. On a pedestal stood a
+huge bronze bust of Herr Schulz, and on the shelf behind, two small
+busts--of Goethe and Schiller. There was a moment of confused silence.
+Mr. Beck surveyed the view through the window and expressed ravishment
+in no measured terms. A tiny little boy of two came in. “This is Karl,
+our youngest,” said Frau Schulz. And Irmgard, to give herself something
+to do--for she seemed very shy, Mr. Beck felt, at this overt arrival of
+the first grown man who had come expressly for her sake--took her little
+brother on her lap and screened her face with him from the visitor. But
+tight as she held him, he managed to crawl off and whispered something
+into his mother’s ear.
+
+“No, the Herr Doktor is not interested to see your horse,” she rejoined
+aloud.
+
+“Oh, but I am!” And by the mother’s pleasant smile he felt that he had
+thus commended himself to her heart.
+
+“Well, fetch it then,” she said to Karl, who vanished; and presently
+there came a scratching, squealing noise from the adjoining room, and
+Karl dragged in on a long string a cadaverous moth-eaten rocking horse
+and began taking off the saddle in front of the visitor, who patted it
+to gain time, while thinking hard of what he might say next. He had an
+agreeable feeling of being taken straight into the heart of the family.
+Mother and daughter had fixed their eyes on Karl and Mr. Beck, who as it
+were made a tableau together, and the guest ransacked his mind for
+something at once appropriate and amusing to say to Karl. But--“Can you
+strap the saddle to the head?” was all he could produce. The little boy,
+evidently not amused, gravely repudiated the suggestion. Irmgard got up
+and busied herself with the tea-things. Her mother’s glance followed her
+fondly. “You can’t guess, Herr Doktor, what Irmgard will be wearing at
+the fancy-dress ball?”
+
+“No, no!” cried the girl. “You mustn’t tell or he’ll recognise me!”
+
+On the piano lid stood a family group which attracted Mr. Beck’s
+attention--_padre_, _madre_, and fourteen _bambini_: twelve girls, two
+boys. “This is Hellmuth, our grown-up brother. He is twenty-nine.”
+
+“H’m. A good-looking youth,” commented the visitor.
+
+“He used to be good-looking. But a year ago in tobogganing down the hill
+he banged with his nose into a tree, and ever since his nose is twice
+its former size. I always tease him about his double nose.”
+
+“How very funny!”
+
+The hours flashed by like lightning. The window grew dim. The maid came
+in, lit the lamp and drew the curtains. The hostess looked as though she
+thought that Mr. Beck ought to go now. But Mr. Beck sat still, and did
+not move.
+
+“Irmgard is going to town now to a dancing lesson at Herr Loewe’s. She
+feels a little out-of-date and wants to regain confidence before the
+dance to-morrow,” Frau Schulz imparted to the lingering guest.
+
+“You can come with me,” said Irmgard, “and arrange with Loewe about your
+_Wienerwalzer_ lessons.”
+
+They went down the endless road, Irmgard smiling to herself. She called
+in at several shops--“Just wait outside, will you?” He noticed through
+the glass door how the men behind the counter stared at her with
+rapture, and he felt proud of being--even if compelled to wait
+outside--her immediate companion. “Now we can go to Loewe’s,” she
+said--and sighed. And at that sigh, consummative of their arduous day’s
+work, he felt a thrill--and also sighed. “Now I should ask her,” he told
+himself, but they were crossing the main street and dodging vehicles,
+and now already they were at Herr Loewe’s door. He watched her take her
+lesson, Herr Loewe, as he held her in his practised arms, smiling all
+the while into her eyes. And when she left Herr Loewe exercised him for
+an hour and a half in the whirling motions of the _Wienerwalzer_,
+charged him a hundred thousand crowns and instructed him to come again
+to-morrow.
+
+On the way to Herr Loewe’s next day he called on Frau von Kranich. “Mind
+the lamp,” she drawled. But Mr. Beck had already knocked his scalp
+against the pike of the brass fitting, and so sat down, feeling a
+little stunned, facing the old dame. “He, he, he--you are so tall,” she
+laughed, and looked at him in a strange way, as if to ask: “Is it coming
+off all right?” Mr. Beck responded with a look of joyous confidence. And
+she said, “We may soon be able to congratulate you?--he, he, he!”
+
+“I hope so,” he responded, rising and once more knocking his head
+against the lamp.
+
+“Mind!” said Frau von Kranich. She sat there in a soft armchair, with
+feet resting on a cushion, and smiled before her faintly--an old, old,
+white-haired woman with one foot already in the grave.
+
+“What’s this?” he asked, striding over to the wall.
+
+“A miniature of my mother as a young woman at the time my father was
+Bavarian Minister at Rome.”
+
+Herr Loewe that day had hired two girls to spin Mr. Beck round, and,
+clad in his new cut-away, with his tails in the air, he went round and
+round, till one girl was fagged out and the other took him on and
+whirled on with him till he felt faint and the blood rushed to his eyes.
+
+“Come now, beat the time with the right heel,” Herr Loewe admonished
+relentlessly. Mr. Beck spun round in a pink faint and reflected that his
+suffering must be endured for love’s sake.
+
+“Now you’re all right,” Herr Loewe absolved him, more kindly, pocketing
+another hundred-thousand-crown note. “The secret remember, lies in
+beating the time with the right heel.”
+
+On his way home, his heart thumping irregularly after the lesson, he
+thought: “Am I too old for her? Can girls like Irmgard really begin to
+love middle-aged men like myself?” The tailor had brought the new
+dinner-jacket and retired: “Have the honour--kiss the hand--greet
+God--commend myself--my compliment,” and as he was putting on his new
+clothes he whistled: “I, Mackintosh J. Beck, am taking out the prettiest
+girl in Europe!” He shaved with especial care, and beheld his face and
+his entire figure in the looking-glass with genuine satisfaction.
+Walking through the sloppy streets--it seemed that spring was already
+beginning--he remembered a bet with a college chum at home. The first of
+them to be engaged was to send the other a cheque for fifty dollars. He
+imagined his chum opening the envelope. He pictured how he would arrive
+in America with his young wife, how he would spite the dark-eyed Susy
+who had broken with him just because he happened to prefer the company
+of her intellectual brother to her own.
+
+Schindler at last. All shake hands and introduce themselves, the
+Secretary in addition presenting Mr. Beck right and left as “Mister
+Captain Mackintosh.” He waits at the door. She comes in at last, dressed
+as a butterfly and wearing a black mask with a tilted nose. It was cold
+in the room and she twitched her nude girlish shoulders.
+
+“I recognised you straight away.”
+
+She looked a little sulky. Or was it the black mask that made her look
+so? The mother smiled sorrowfully. “I said he’d recognise you straight
+away if we went in together.”
+
+“I’m afraid this is not a very good table,” said the cavalier, escorting
+them.
+
+“It will do,” said the girl.
+
+“Why so sulky?”
+
+“I was so before we left.”
+
+“Why?”
+
+“Oh, never mind.”
+
+The waiter came up. “What will you have?”
+
+“Nothing yet.”
+
+Remembering what Frau von Kranich said,--“You ought to have come not as
+a butterfly, but as Cindrella,” he ventured.
+
+Her mouth smiled behind the mask, but the eyes still looked defiant.
+“Oh, yes, while I remember----” The mother was fumbling in her bag, and
+presently produced from there a copy of _The God Triumphant_ with a huge
+brown man with a broken nose upon the cover, and duly autographed
+inside. “My husband sends you this, with his respectful compliments.”
+
+“Oh, thanks--” Mr. Beck was peeping furtively into the pages, and--“It’s
+a great book,” he gave his grateful verdict.
+
+“Yes, not everyone can understand it,” agreed the author’s wife.
+
+Through her black mask with the unbecoming tilted nose Irmgard’s eyes
+glared angrily, defiantly, and he wondered what precisely was the
+matter. When the waiter came again, she would have nothing. When he came
+a third time, she would have nothing. When he came a fourth time,
+Irmgard said, abruptly, that she would have lemonade. Mr. Beck suggested
+wine, and she said she would have none, and Mr. Beck, thinking she was
+sorry for his pocket, hastened to suggest lightheartedly that Tokai wine
+was very nice and sweet. “I know Tokai wine,” she said, in a tone
+implying that it was certainly as familiar to her as to himself. “But I
+don’t want it.”
+
+After that Mr. Beck sat silent for a while. And the waiter brought the
+lemonade. She sipped at it once, and then did not touch it again. The
+waitress came along with the cakes. “Will you have some?” he ventured.
+
+But she shook her head and sighed. He looked at the mother, and the
+mother cast a sympathetic look at her. “Cheer up. He may come yet.”
+
+The girl did not answer. Mr. Beck thought that he must on no account
+whatever miss the moment of proposing to her. “Shall I now?” But at the
+sight of her defiant eyes he let his head drop on his chest: and,
+behold! he noticed with dismay, that he had dropped pieces of the sticky
+chocolate-cream cake upon his trousers, and thinking this was possibly
+the reason why she was angry, he began to scratch it off, tentatively
+with his finger-nail. She averted her glance, still looking angry; and
+thinking that _this_ was then why she was angry, he stopped scratching.
+Mother and daughter exchanged vague glances. “But to-morrow he is sure
+to come.”
+
+“Yes, I think he’ll come to-morrow,” said the girl--and looked more
+friendly.
+
+Mr. Beck rose. “May I have this dance?” She got up, without answering
+him, and adjusting her butterfly wings which hung down from her wrists,
+came into his arms, and they glided away cautiously and not too
+confidently. “Shall I now?” But he had to concentrate his attention on
+manœuvring her past other couples, while she seemed very frightened of
+making a mistake, and it was a relief to them both when the music
+stopped and they returned to the mother. “A bad floor,” said Mr. Beck.
+
+“Yes, the floor is not good.”
+
+“Do take off your mask.”
+
+She shook her head.
+
+Mr. Beck did not dance the next dance, nor the one after. Nor did a
+single cavalier come up to her.
+
+“Oh, come, take off that mask!” her mother urged at last.
+
+Irmgard shook her head. A minute elapsed; and she took off the mask.
+
+No sooner had she done so than a cavalier was at her side, then a
+second, a third, a fourth, a tenth. Introductions--Herr Baron----, Herr
+Graf----. All the impecunious aristocracy of Austria was wooing her
+virginal charms. Irmgard brightened up. She danced. “What a beautiful
+girl!” “What an exquisite face!” said the old fogeys surveying her. They
+wished they could dance too, but their dancing was of the old school:
+alas! they were ignorant of the jazz.
+
+But at last the conductor held up his _baton_ more defiantly--and it
+went off, the old ever-popular waltz _To the Beautiful Blue Danube_. All
+the old fogeys, who had so far languished in obscure corners, crawled
+out, like beetles, at the sound of the first bars, and went spinning
+round on their axes, to the large, deliberate rhythm. Mr. Beck wanted to
+try his luck, but before he could open his mouth Irmgard was off,
+whirling round with Baron Karl Franz Egon Gaestner zu Hauch
+Wolf-Kadelburg von Hofmannsthal. Mr. Beck looked at her complexion. It
+was perfect as in a child, and the nose shone slightly. Clearly she
+hadn’t even begun to use powder.
+
+Elated by her sudden success, Irmgard wanted to go to Herr Loewe’s dance
+next door. She was impatient--could not wait for the cloak-room
+ticket--could not wait till Mr. Beck had got back his change. She danced
+with him, excited by the stares which she received from every side,
+drunk with success. “Now let’s walk,” she said, taking his arm.
+
+“This is the time,” he thought. “Still one can’t very well barge into it
+like that. One ought to tell her something about oneself,” he argued
+with himself; and opportunely said: “You hardly know anything about my
+life and work. I must seem a stranger to you--a blank signifying
+nothing. And yet I’ve written some standard works in Ethnology and am of
+some account in that branch of science.”
+
+“You must write in German if I am to read them,” she replied. “Now we
+must rush back.”
+
+At that “we” he felt unusually intimate, and he said as he helped her on
+with her coat, “Turn up your collar,” and even turned it up for her, at
+which she frowned. “Now for it!” he thought.
+
+“I want to tell you something.”
+
+“Afterwards,” she said, and rushed away from him back to her mother.
+
+He walked with them to the castle. At the injunction of the mother
+Irmgard did not speak and held her shawl close to the chin. When he went
+to bed it was past five o’clock.
+
+
+VI
+
+The night after, he joined them at the dance in the City Hall. It seemed
+that the entrance ticket had already been provided for him by the girl.
+But when, pocket-book in hand, he was about to give her the money, she
+flared up--“Don’t give it me here!”
+
+And he smarted. When he came up to her in the ball-room he saw that she
+was red and angry, standing with her brother Hellmuth with the double
+nose, who was also red and angry. They could not secure an empty table
+and stood in the drafty doorway, jammed by the crowd. “Will you put
+this into your pocket?” She handed him her little vanity-bag. The band
+struck up a _Wienerwalzer_, and he asked her. It didn’t go as well as it
+should have done, after two lessons. “Beat the time with the right
+heel,” he remembered Herr Loewe’s injunction. And he _did_ beat it, and
+with the right heel. Only he could not get it exactly in time, and the
+left heel came down of itself just as the right one was due, every time.
+They had only done a few paces. “No, that won’t do,” she said, releasing
+him.
+
+Two lessons gone for naught! However that may be, he must not miss the
+chance--perhaps the last--of proposing to her: “Shall I now?”
+
+But she looked angry. Her (father’s) small eyes looked angry, as if at
+the perfidious meanness, the invidious perversity of mankind. Her sister
+Elsa’s fiancé, a young man employed at the local circus, was making
+funny little signs to Irmgard, to amuse her. But she never looked. Mr.
+Beck gave up talking to her.
+
+“Ah! Mister Captain Mackintosh!” A man whom he had met the night before
+came up to him and, taking him by the arm, imparted to him that he was
+looking for a certain Dr. Schmidt. And for an hour Mr. Beck was dragged
+about all round the rooms and through the vestibule and down the
+restaurant and up the stairs all round the gallery, in search of the
+elusive Dr. Schmidt whom he had never seen nor even wished to see. They
+did not find Dr. Schmidt; and it is to be presumed that Mr. Beck died
+without seeing him; but he killed, however disagreeably and
+unprofitably, one hour of his mental agony.
+
+Exhausted, he sat down in the gallery and watched the crowded ball-room
+heave in whirling couples to the mighty rhythm of the _Danube Waltz_.
+The big orchestra put a dashing emphasis into the mighty regularly
+whirling rhythm. “For you the hesitant irregularities of jazz: for us
+the regular abandon of the _Wienerwalzer_,” these whirling sounds and
+faces seemed to sing aloft. And behold, a military figure holding in his
+martial arms a slim fair lady went round and round, tapping the time
+with his right heel. And there again--an elderly couple: they had placed
+their hands on each other’s shoulders at arms’ length and went round,
+the man tapping his heel. A postal official whirled round with his girl,
+his face all of a smile. These multitudinous couples did not bang into
+one another as often as one might expect. Like so many spinning-tops,
+they each turned on their particular axis, just clearing each other,
+while the music lashed them on into a frenzied passion of regular
+rhythm. Mr. Beck leaned forward, watching down into the vulgar opulence
+of the gilded ball-room--stunned, fallen into a trance or reverie. And
+the conglomeration for some reason recalled to him those crowded
+frescoes packed with human figures that one sees in Botticelli. Away,
+away was the postal official. And there, nearing his end of the room,
+was Irmgard, the beautiful girl!
+
+When at length he returned to the joint table, Irmgard was not there; it
+seemed as if she avoided him. Mr. Beck caught a sentence which had
+passed between Elsa and her fiancé: “It’s too late--he won’t come now.
+Poor Irmgard!” The betrothed young couple took pity on the lonely Mr.
+Beck and, with the aid of another young couple, got him to join in a
+complicated dance in which Mr. Beck had to describe elaborate, intricate
+figures with his tired legs--and felt like a fool. Irmgard, with an
+angry frown, danced with a pale young man with a pinched look. Mr. Beck
+paced round alone, pulling out his watch and rehearsing mentally how, in
+parting, he would thank the betrothed young couple for their kindness to
+him and hand Irmgard back her vanity-bag, without a word--and go. They
+talked of wanting to go on to a coffee-house to drink coffee till eight
+in the morning, by way of doing justice to the Carnival, but Mr. Beck
+only wanted to get into bed and to calm his poor nerves. The hours
+dragged. It was four; then it was five--but still the dancing went on.
+At last he buttonholed the circus man. “I want to go home,” he pleaded
+wearily.
+
+“No, no! We’re staying on till six. Surely, Herr von Mackintosh, you
+don’t want to be guilty of ruining our little Carnival party?”
+
+Mr. Beck did not want to ruin anything and as a cultivated man in
+foreign parts, deemed it only right not to do anything which might cause
+them, in their own poor light, to think him ill-mannered. So he paced on
+by himself round and round (he was afraid that if he sat down he might
+fall asleep), now and then pulling out his watch and yawning into his
+white-cuffed hand. The clock struck half-past seven. It struck eight
+o’clock. Somebody was making a collection for the band, and spoke: “If
+we pay them they’ll play on till nine.” A sleepy waiter looked angrily
+at Mr. Beck. “All d-ham foolishness!” said he, evidently recognising an
+American in him. “All d-ham foolishness! The lights are only paid for
+till half-past eight.” He was falling over from fatigue; his eyes were
+closing of themselves. He was a tottering figure in the corner. Mr. Beck
+was still pacing about, waiting eagerly for the Schulz’s to make a
+start--when suddenly he ran into the circus man. “The ladies have just
+gone home with their brother Hellmuth and asked me to say good-bye for
+them.”
+
+“What! They’ve gone?”
+
+He was staggered by the news--his heart all weeping tears. In the large
+vestibule there was a draught, and as he pressed his way through the
+crowd, Mr. Mackintosh Beck felt all nasty inside--as if he had just
+arrived at the Hook of Holland after a particularly vile crossing from
+Harwich. While waiting for his coat and hat in the icy cloak-room with
+the doors swinging to and fro, he had a chilly feeling in his bosom, as
+though some improvident maid had left open all windows and doors and a
+tremendous draught was sweeping the length and breadth of his inner
+rooms. When he came out of the City Hall it was morning, and a round
+white mist stood on the sharp mountain edge, like an enormous balloon.
+The snow fell in heaps; it seemed as though a new winter spell were
+beginning. He shivered in his coat and felt a dull ache in the pit of
+his stomach. As he walked home it was bitterly cold, and a sharp wind
+blew from across the river. And suddenly it seemed as if the mountains
+pressed their awful weight upon his chest, stifling his breath, so that
+he could have screamed in anguish--rapped his heart....
+
+He could feel the vanity-bag in his side-pocket, and thought: “That girl
+ought to be whipped!” And to be treated like that by a mere _Backfish_!
+It came over him--the urgent wish to press all of his latent claims to
+renown upon her. Impudent nincompoop! The tears in his throat rolled
+back at this rebellious thought. He shaped in his mind the letter he
+would write to Frau von Kranich: “I return the vanity-bag which---- I am
+sorry that your good intentions have involved me----” No, that would
+never do. “Of all the rude girls that I have ever met----” No, no, that
+might lead to unpleasantness, who knows? Suddenly her brother Hellmuth
+with the swollen double nose rose before him, threatening. Mr. Beck did
+not know for a fact whether Hellmuth had been a student and so was a
+ready hand at sword-duelling. He assumed, nevertheless, that Herr
+Direktor Schulz, despite his record, had not begrudged his son a
+university education, seeing how extraordinarily cheap it was on the
+continent of Europe. He could not remember having seen any sword-cuts on
+Hellmuth’s face. But he recalled the swollen double nose, which, though
+no direct indication of unusual ferocity, yet did argue a certain
+dare-devilry, a love of courting danger--which well might mean danger
+for Mr. Mackintosh Beck. “Damn!” he thought, “blast the whole bally crew
+of them!”
+
+He pictured the duel, the rising in the cold early morning--a sword in
+his vitals--his death. “No,” he thought, “the blooming girl isn’t worth
+it!”
+
+Suddenly he felt old, too old to take on such risks. He understood that
+young girls like Irmgard could not love men like himself. He crossed the
+bridge, and slowly began the ascent to his _pension_. It was still
+snowing, and the sky looked bleak, solitary, senseless. And he thought:
+“I am glad; I am glad.”
+
+Going back to his room--all upside down from the erewhile ardour of
+dressing--he remembered how he had looked forward to both nights and had
+dressed with particular care. It had seemed to him then that he looked
+very smart. Now the new dinner-jacket looked loose, the shirt crumpled,
+the new patent leather shoes cracked. He sat down at the table and saw
+his face in the glass: it was sallow, haggard--as though he had been
+travelling for three nights on end without a sleeper. What mental
+suffering could do! And the powder on the upper lip had melted away and
+revealed the red patches from the scraping blade. He noticed that
+whenever he shaved with particular care it always came out worse. His
+hair was turning very grey--there was a bald patch on the crown. He
+remembered how ugly he had looked in the glass at the tailor’s--and
+understood.
+
+And now, with fluttering heart, he opened the vanity-bag--a plain
+little wallet of pink chiffon--and beheld its contents: a pinch of
+greased powder, sweet-smelling, in a scrap of crumpled paper. And he
+thought she never powdered! Two white spotless maiden handkerchiefs with
+the initial “I” and three little flowers around embroidered in blue
+silk. In another pocket, a crumpled bit of white paper containing rouge.
+How touching! And behold! a long hair--Irmgard’s. He took it up between
+his fingers and pressed it tight, and it seemed to coil, like a snake,
+as if alive. And in that cruel, treacherous movement also was Irmgard.
+
+But what was this? A photo of a young good-looking student. Another
+photo--Irmgard and the student. A third photo--Irmgard, Elsa, Hellmuth,
+and the student. It dawned upon him suddenly how during both nights she
+had been strangely distracted; he recalled the words and looks that
+passed between her and her family. He understood: he perfectly
+understood....
+
+And the whole vanity-bag smelled sweetly--like her sweet seventeen. By
+a simple flash of intuition into her being, he understood how she had
+moods and a life independent of his, and that it was right that it was
+so. In this her first Carnival dance, long since prepared for, she had
+been disappointed, and not the least disappointed in him, and perhaps
+also was crying now. And suddenly his sight was blurred. He took off his
+horn-rimmed spectacles and wiped the glass with his big handkerchief....
+
+
+VII
+
+Next morning he despatched the vanity-bag, with a note, to Frau von
+Kranich, requesting her to hand it to the proper owner, and having done
+that he felt relieved, and even whistled. When he came back to lunch, he
+was informed that in his absence Herr Direktor Schulz had telephoned no
+less than half-a-dozen times, and that Frau von Kranich had also
+telephoned. “Aha!” he thought “They’ve smelt a rat! They’ve got the wind
+up!” He remembered the attitude of Frau von Kranich right from the
+beginning. He recalled the glib, glossy manner of Herr Schulz. A bag of
+vanity! What was he after? What was this indeed? An attempt at the
+eleventh hour to enmesh him, an American, into matrimonial
+entanglements. He pictured how they had prevailed on her, the dollars
+looming largely in their mind, to give up the student and to accept him
+before too late. Like a good American, he was afraid of being drawn into
+the dark jungles and tangles of European affairs--family affairs most of
+all--and, for the first time in his life, he perceived the deep
+significance, the traditional sacrosanctity of the Monroe Doctrine of
+uncompromising isolation and entrenchment. As he finished his soup, the
+maid came in to say that Herr Direktor Schulz was at the telephone and
+had also sent up his son with a message of an urgent kind. The blood
+rushed to his temples. “A plot!” he thought. “A finely laid snare!” Mr.
+Mackintosh Beck became that most scared of all things--a middle-aged
+gentleman afraid of being seduced. But he conquered these insidious
+thoughts. He held fast to his chair and spoke:
+
+“My head is bloody, but unbowed.”
+
+He packed in a frenzy, strapping up his bags before he was quite ready,
+and at the last shoving things into his pockets, and set off to the
+station, and as he crossed the bridge chucked _The God Triumphant_,
+unread, into the river. He was pacing the platform, muttering through
+his teeth--
+
+ “It matters not how straight the gate,
+ How charged with punishment the scroll;
+ I am the master of my fate,
+ I am the captain of my soul,”
+
+when he heard a heavy puffing at his back, and turning, he perceived
+Herr Schulz in the square bowler hat and astrakhan coat (looking like an
+English lord), striding up to him in his pale-yellow boots. “Herr Doktor
+Mackintosh!” The man was holding out his arms. “_Ach!_ how incredibly
+glad I am to have caught you!”
+
+“Now he’ll begin throwing the girl at me when I don’t want her,” the
+American reflected, and steeled his heart, and bowed his head as if to
+meet the attack. Herr Schulz breathed heavily and wiped his brow.
+“It’s ... awful! On the one hand, this lovely weather--these
+mountains--lakes--the breaking rigour in the sky--when I look at nature
+I feel--I feel I want to go _praying_ through the world! On the other
+hand, this other life, immediate, extravagant, calls on my nervous
+force.” He spoke on, with little wavy movements of the hand. “If I had
+some great sorrow, by God I would bear it--like a Lucifer, I would bear
+it! But these petty, senseless, dirty little pinpricks ... setbacks,
+bills, petty tyrannies, telephone calls, interruptions. At last, I could
+stand it no longer, I opened the door. When I’m angry I’m like a raging
+elephant. I’m a big man, and my family know that at such moments I am
+capable of anything; they are then like frightened mice--he, he! ‘I want
+Herr Doktor Mackintosh!’ I shouted. I felt that I must have a kindred
+soul to talk to--immediately, that very moment--if I was not to
+suffocate of rage and bitterness which rises--rises and boils here in my
+breast! My wife began undoing trunks and boxes, looking, if you please,
+for my old waterproof! I lost my temper. It’s not the act, the absurdity
+of looking for a raincoat when you crave the presence of a human soul:
+it’s the thought _behind_ the act--or rather this sheer thoughtlessness
+and inattentiveness, this--this invidious meanness and perversity latent
+in mankind that stabs me. I said: _Herr Doktor_ Mackintosh. There was no
+possible chance of misapprehension. Well, I had them telephone to you
+all morning--to Frau von Kranich. They couldn’t get you. They can never
+get anything. I slammed the door and went. Hellmuth ran up against me
+and said they’d told him you had gone straight to the station. And now
+I’m here. Well, how are you? Where are you going?”
+
+“At first to Vienna. Then to Venice, Florence, Rome, Paris, London, and
+so home _via_ New York.”
+
+Herr Schulz looked at him, and down at his own pale-yellow boots, but
+with a vacant stare, obviously not perceiving either. “We poets need
+friends. Goethe had Schiller. I have nobody. I am alone, and the divine
+gift in me is dribbling to no purpose. There are no real people here.
+The professors--I tell them straight what I think of them--he, he! They
+don’t like me. Yes, we need friends. Even little poets,” Herr Schulz
+added, unexpectedly.
+
+He listened to Herr Schulz. And he experienced an agreeable feeling of
+elation at his self-control. That he was able, for the time, to shelve
+his love and give attention to those other matters proved to him that he
+was stronger than his love, not then suspecting that, perhaps, his love
+itself had temporarily abated. “Been doing any work?” he asked.
+
+“My head is full of ideas--for a novel--a philosophical work--a series
+of short stories--an epic--a drama--and a comedy. But what I lack is
+peace. Peace and the opportunity to collect my mood and spirits.”
+
+Mr. Beck stood speechless, thinking hard what he could say. “Your book
+was wonderful,” he said at length.
+
+“It was very well received.”
+
+The guards were already slamming the doors, and Mr. Beck stepped inside,
+and let down the window and shook hands with Herr Schulz. The whistle
+went. The train moved. And Herr Schulz, waving his hat in the air, his
+long silver locks flying grotesquely in the wind, receded and glided
+away.
+
+“_She_ had not stirred at all then....” He felt a mild pang for his
+pride. He had adjusted his things on the rack. It was hot in the
+compartment, but he had not yet taken off his coat because the old lady
+next him was sitting on his coat buttons. Past glided the long yellow
+building, the barracks, the hills, the Café Schindler, the City Hall,
+the river--towers and pinnacles. “All the same,” he reflected, “I think
+I like the old duffer best.”
+
+
+
+
+THE BIG DRUM
+
+
+The brass band played _Im Köpfle zwei Augle_, and it seemed to her that
+the souls of these men were like notes of this music, crying for
+something elusive, for something in vain. To blare forth one’s love on a
+brass trumpet! An earnest of one’s high endeavour fallen short through
+the inadequate matter of brass; but withal in these abortive notes one
+felt the presence of the heights the instrument would reach, alas, if it
+but could!
+
+It touched her to the heart. She would have liked her Otto to play the
+trumpet instead of the big drum. It seemed more romantic. Otto was not a
+bit romantic. He was a soldier all right, but he looked more like a man
+who had started life as a shoemaker’s apprentice, had grown old, and was
+still a shoemaker’s apprentice. The band played well--a compact
+synthetic body--but Otto was a forlorn figure who watched the
+proceedings with sustained and patient interest and was suffered by
+them, every now and then, to raise his drumstick and to give a solitary,
+judicious “Bang!” And he--a tall gaunt man--seemed as though he were
+ashamed of his small part. And as she watched him she felt a pang of
+pity for herself: wedded to him, she would be forgotten, while life,
+indifferent, strode by; and no one in the world would care whether she
+had her share of happiness before she died. And the music brought this
+out acutely, as if along the hard stone-paved indifference of life it
+dragged, dragged on excruciating its living bleeding soul. It spoke of
+loneliness, of laughter, of the pathos, pity and futility of life.
+
+She watched them. The bayonets at their side. The military badges of
+rank. The hard discipline. And the music seemed to say, “Stop! What are
+you doing? Why are you doing this?” And thoughts flowed into her mind.
+Of soldiers dreaming on a Sunday afternoon. A fierce old corporal, of
+whom everyone was afraid, talking to her of children and of daisies.
+Soldiers who, too, had dreams in long waves--of what? she did not
+know--but not this. And the men who stood up and blew the brass trumpets
+seemed to say, and the shining trumpets themselves seemed to say: “We
+were not born for the Army; we were born for something better--though
+Heaven only knows what it is!”
+
+That was so. Undeniably so. Yet she wished it were otherwise. It helped
+to make allowances for Otto. Whatever else he lacked, it made her think
+at least he had a soul. But to be wedded for life to the big drum! She
+did not fancy the idea. It didn’t seem a proper career. But Otto showed
+no sign of _wanting_ to “get on”--even in the orchestra. The most
+exasperating thing about it all was that Otto showed no sign of even
+_trying_! She had asked him if he would not, in time, “move on” and take
+over--say, the double-bass. He did not seem to think it either feasible
+or necessary. Or _necessary_! He had been with the big drum for close
+on twelve years. “It’s a good drum,” he had said. And that was all.
+
+There was no ... “go” in him. That was it: no go. It was no use denying
+it. As she watched him--gaunt and spectacled--she wished Otto were more
+of a man and less of an old maid. The conductor, a boozer with a fat red
+face full of pimples, some dead and dried up, others still flourishing,
+was a gallant--every inch a man. He had the elasticity and suppleness
+and military alertness of the continental military man. She could not
+tell his rank from the stripes on his sleeves, but thought he must be a
+major. His heels were high and tipped with indiarubber, and so were
+straight and smart, but his trousers lacked the footstrap to keep them
+in position--poor dilapidated Austrian Army! How low it had sunk!
+Nevertheless they were tight and narrow and showed off the major’s
+calves to advantage. He wore a pince-nez, but a rimless kind, through
+which gazed a pair of not altogether innocent eyes. But a man and a
+leader of men. While Otto had no rubber on his heels. His heels looked
+eaten away. He wore a pair of spectacles through which he peered from
+afar at his neighbour’s music-stand, and at the appointed time--not
+one-tenth of a second too late or to early--down came the drumstick with
+the long-awaited “Bang!” So incidental, so contemptible was Otto’s part
+that, in addition to handling the drum, he had to turn the pages for the
+man who played the cymbals. It seemed to her humiliating. It was very
+wrong that Otto had no music-stand of his own.
+
+He smiled shyly, and she turned away, annoyed. The little modiste walked
+on, meeting the stream of people who promenaded the path surrounding the
+bandstand; a man on high heels, three girls with a pinched look, a
+famous Tyrolese basso with a long ruddy beard, a _jeune premier_ with
+whiskers and hair like a wig, whose look appeared to imply: “Here am I.”
+Innsbruck looked morose that Sunday morning, and the military band in
+the park executed music that was tattered, gross, a little common, yet
+compelling, even like the daily fare of life. Oh, why were there no
+heroes? Of course she would have loved to be dominated. That’s what men
+were for. She was a womanly woman. From Vienna. Exalted, brimming over
+with life. These men of the Tyrol! And as for Otto? Why, she could have
+only waved her hand!
+
+She began to wonder whether she had not really better break it off with
+him. If men would but realise how little was required from them. Only an
+outward gesture of romance: a touch sufficed, the rest would be supplied
+by woman’s powerful imagination. Not even so much. A mere abstention
+from the cruder forms of clumsiness, a surface effort to conceal one’s
+feeblest worst. A mere semblance of mastery, a glimpse of a will. In
+short, anything at all that would provide the least excuse for loving
+him as she so wished to do. A minute she stood, thinking. “A minimum.
+Hardly as much.” There passed along the man on high heels, the three
+girls with the pinched look, the Tyrolese basso with the long ruddy
+beard, the _jeune premier_ with whiskers and hair like a wig, whose
+look seemed to say, “Here am I”; then again the man on high heels, the
+three girls with the pinched look, the Tyrolese singer, and again the
+“jeune premier” whose look implied, “Here am I.” They walked round and
+round as if the park were a cage and there was nothing to do but walk
+round--with heads bent, lifeless, sullenly resolute. And again there
+came along the man on high heels. “The minimum of a minimum....”
+
+The music resumed. She consulted her programme. Item 7. Potpourri from
+the operette _Die Fledermaus_ by Johann Strauss. She returned to the
+stand, prepared to give her fiancé another chance. Otto’s part, as
+before, was contemptible, more contemptible than before. He was
+inactive. He smiled shyly. She coloured. And, looking at him, she knew.
+She knew it was no use, her love could not bridge the chasm. He was
+despised by the rest of the band. A stick-in-the-mud. Not a man. A poor
+fish. Not for her....
+
+The potpourri, as if suddenly turning the corner, broke out into a
+resounding march, and behold, the big drum now led the way. Bang! bang!
+bang! bang! Clearly he whacked, never once missing the chance; and the
+man with the cymbals, as if one heart and brain operated their limbs,
+clashed the cymbals in astounding unison, the big drum pounding away,
+pounding away, without cease or respite. And the trumpeters smiled, as
+who might say: “Good old big drum! You have come into your own at last!”
+Bang! bang! bang! bang! The big drum had got loud and excited. And all
+the people standing around looked as though a great joy had come into
+their lives; and if they had not been a little shy of each other they
+would have set out and marched in step with the music, taken up any
+cause and, if only because the music implied that all men were brothers,
+gone forth if need be and butchered another body of brothers, to the
+tearing, gladdening strains of the march, (since it is not known from
+what rational cause men could have marched to the war). And if in the
+park of the neighbouring town there were just such a band with just
+such a drum which played this same music, the people of the neighbouring
+town would have marched to this music and exterminated this town. The
+conductor, like a driver who, having urged his horse over the hill,
+leans back and leaves the rest to the horse, conceded the enterprise to
+the drummer, as if the hard, intricate work were now over and he was
+taking it easy; his baton moved perfunctorily in the wake of the drum,
+he looked round and acknowledged the greetings of friends with gay,
+informal salutes of the left hand, his bland smile freely admitting to
+all that it was no longer himself but the drum which led them to
+victory. Or rather, the hard fight had already been won and these,
+behold, were the happy results! Bang! bang! bang! bang! Strangers passed
+smiles of intimate recognition, old men nodded reminiscently, small boys
+gazed with rapt eyes, women looked sweet and bright-eyed, ready to
+oblige with a kiss; while the big drum, conscious of his splendid
+initiative, pounded away without cease or respite.
+
+“Wonderful! Beautiful!” said the public surrounding them. And thought:
+
+“Noise is a good thing.”
+
+The band had described the first circle and was repeating it with added
+gusto and deliberation. The drum and the cymbals were pounding, pounding
+their due through the wholly inadequate blazing of brass. But these did
+not mind: “Every dog has his day”--and they followed the lead of the
+drum. He led them. He--Otto! Her Otto was leading them. God! Merciful
+Virgin! What had she done to deserve such happiness? Otto!... And she
+had doubted him, thought there was no “go” in him. No _go_! She burnt
+red with shame at the mere thought of it. He was all “go.” And didn’t he
+make them go, too, the whole lot of them? How he led them! Puffing, the
+sweat streaming down their purple faces, they blazed away till their
+cheeks seemed ready to burst, but Otto out-drummed them--annihilated
+their efforts. He--Otto! O, God! Watching him, people could hardly keep
+still. But that none of them stirred and all of them wanted to, added
+piquancy to the illusion of motion. They stood rooted--while the drum
+carried on for them: Bang! bang! bang! bang!
+
+“Marvelous!” sighed the public around them.
+
+Her Otto--cock of the walk! She could scarcely believe her eyes.
+Standing in front of the crowd, only a few paces from his side and
+raising herself on her toes ever so gently in rhythm with the music, so
+that by the very tininess of her movements she seemed to be sending
+added impetus into the band, as if, indeed, she were pressing with her
+little feet some invisible pump, she scanned his face with tenderness,
+in dumb adoration. And Otto at the drum must have felt it, for, at this
+turn, he put new life into his thundering whacks: _Bang! bang! bang!
+bang!_ he toiled, and the conductor, as if divining what was afoot, at
+that moment accelerated the pace of the march.
+
+“Bravo, bravo!” said the people surrounding them.
+
+There was no doubt about it. This was Art. The unerring precision. The
+wonderful touch. Otto!... Otto, as never before, whacked the big drum,
+whacked it in excitement, in a frenzy, in transcending exaltation.
+Thundering bangs! And now she knew--what she couldn’t have dreamed--she
+knew it by his face. Otto was a hero. A leader of men. Something
+fluttered in her breast, as though a bird had flown in, ready to fly
+out.
+
+“Now it’s all over,” thought the people, “and we are going home to
+lunch.” And everyone smiled and felt very happy and gay. A sort of
+prolonged accelerated thundering of the big drum, and then one
+tremendous BANG!
+
+The thing was over. The conductor raised a bent hand to the peak of his
+cap, acknowledging the applause. The bird in her fluttered more wildly
+than ever. She wanted to cry out, but her throat would not obey. She
+clutched at her heaving breast with trembling fingers. “My love,” she
+thought. “My king! My captain!----”
+
+
+
+
+A BAD END
+
+
+ “Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord; and that
+ means that it is not the Lord Chief Justice’s.”
+ --_Bernard Shaw._
+
+
+It all began by their talking of love and hate, as they set out on a
+Sunday afternoon excursion to the moors. Mr. Proudfoot advocated love
+and forgiveness; Weaver maintained his faith in a good man’s hate. And
+Proudfoot hated Weaver and could not forgive him because Weaver would
+not love and forgive. On the way to the tramcar terminus Mr. Proudfoot
+called in at the grocer’s (it was Sunday, but the shop was
+surreptitiously open, and Betty, the twelve-year-old girl of the grocer,
+was reading assiduously a three-penny novelette, entitled--he strained
+forward to look--_Only a Mill Girl_). Having bought his usual
+cigarettes, “Get away with you!” rejoined Mr. Proudfoot, continuing the
+argument.
+
+“Undoubtedly!” said Weaver stubbornly. He envied the other his command
+of the pen, but doubted if the author knew “life” as well as he, Weaver,
+knew it. “_I_ could give you material enough to fill a dozen novels if
+you asked me,” he would say, and tell him of a thirty-stone man eating
+enough for three; of a hangman in the neighbourhood who in his off-duty
+hours was an innkeeper. “I want you to meet him. A character for you.
+Bites off the heads of live rats if a customer will stand beer all
+round.” Mr. Weaver was a dentist. There was something provocative about
+all the dentists of Mr. Proudfoot’s experience. They all pretended to
+ambitions outside their profession. They had all wished to be writers,
+artists, poets, composers or statesmen, and now handled their surgical
+tools, extracted teeth, with a kind of embittered “_Tant pis!_” The very
+first day on which Mr. Proudfoot had called on Mr. Weaver in Gilbert
+Street, Pedlar-with-Thresham, and inquired if it hurt to have a tooth
+out, Weaver had said, “No. A second, and it’s out,” and holding it
+between his pincers (while his client rinsed his mouth with warm water
+and spat out blood), the dentist was already discoursing: “Now I’ve been
+reading about this Einstein fellow, you know, and I’ve me own ideas
+about this ’ere relativity business, if you know what I mean. I look at
+meself in the glass--and am satisfied with meself, metaphorically, don’t
+you know. But it does not follow, cosmically speaking like, that I
+present the same satisfactory appearance. In the same way, following the
+deductions of my--he, he--rather cynical philosophy, you’ll think,
+flies, I say, may be as trivial and at the same time as important units
+in the cosmos as ourselves, and in the end their souls go back to the
+world-soul from which they sprang. Open your mouth.”
+
+“Is there a world-soul?”
+
+“_Undoubtedly!_” A rotund little body, smartly arrayed, Mr. Weaver went
+on: “This afternoon was a bit slack. Lately I haven’t been feeling very
+well. And middle age is upon me. I thought of my past achievements. I
+had a look at my old medals--the one I got as a lad for swimming a
+race, and that other one for cycling, don’t you know, and those other
+two for amateur boxing. My mother, aye, she was proud of ’em! There.” He
+sprinkled them out of a tin box on to his palm. “And I thought--how
+shall I say?--it didn’t somehow seem as if it was ‘enough,’ if you know
+what I mean. Come, open your mouth.”
+
+“You’re a cheerful old pessimist, aren’t you?” said Mr. Proudfoot, and
+opened his mouth.
+
+“A cheerful pessimist? That’s what I call a contradiction in terms.”
+
+Mr. Proudfoot smiled, and thought (because he could not speak) that
+Weaver was rather like a man who, having grasped with difficulty the
+four simple rules of arithmetic, is bewildered at being told that he can
+waive them utterly in Algebra. He was fond of using difficult words
+unnecessarily, and would trot out a _cliché_ on the slightest pretext.
+Mr. Proudfoot might say that he preferred horses to motor-cars, only to
+hear Weaver ejaculate: “A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!” Or
+Mr. Proudfoot might say that he had served in the cavalry during the
+War, for Weaver to remark, with lingering relish, “_Cavalleria
+Rusticana_.” Or Mr. Proudfoot, perhaps in reference to the heavy rain,
+had only to let fall the word “deluge” for Weaver to comment: “_Après
+nous le déluge_, what?” looking at him with a self-complacent smile, to
+see if he had noticed his culture. “I had a Frenchy here as an assistant
+once, but had to kick him out: his gift of the gab was too much for me.
+But I’ve picked up things, and I think I’ve got the hang of the lingo
+all right, what?” But they had at once become friends, and in the
+evening Weaver would invite him to his house, push out his wife--a thin
+complacent woman with a long aquiline nose which Weaver thought
+aristocratic, and whose contribution to any conversation did not extend
+beyond the invariable affirmative: “That’s right.” “Out you go,” he
+would say, “we’re an old bachelor party to-night.--Now then,” rubbing
+his hands. “Now for it! I’ve been reading about this ’ere fellow
+Spinoza, you know....”
+
+And so on till after midnight. Mr. Proudfoot remembered these nights
+afterwards: Weaver, tottering slightly after the beer, coming out into
+the open and standing hatless in the middle of the street and saying (in
+reply to Mr. Proudfoot desirous of making a professional appointment
+with him on the morrow), “Any day, old chap! any day!”
+
+Arguing, they had reached the tramcar terminus and boarded the train
+which was to take them on their picnic out on to the moors. The world
+seemed transfigured that wet but happy afternoon. It seemed to Mr.
+Proudfoot that everything certainly was for the best in this best of all
+possible worlds. The tramcars were running smoothly and efficiently. The
+gay, handsome conductor performed his duty as if it were a pleasure. The
+policeman looked well fed, well paid, well satisfied. Even the rain fell
+satisfactorily from a dull but sober sky, and everybody was duly
+provided either with raincoat or umbrella--all was undoubtedly just as
+it should be. The world was well oiled and ran smoothly; everything was
+a wheel turning round easily on its axle, and God the Mechanic walked
+about his machinery and was well pleased.
+
+And Mr. Proudfoot stood at once right inside and outside this
+astonishing world. He had a pointed beard, long hands, and shy manners.
+His name was said to have been “Proud-bottom.” There is a theory that an
+ancestor of his applied for royal permission to annul the unpalatable
+name, and the Sovereign had been graciously pleased to amend the
+“bottom” to “foot.” Now Weaver had felt from the first that Mr.
+Proudfoot was “different.” And he was right. Mr. Proudfoot was an author
+of standing. And as for his being immortal, who can tell? He wrote
+private letters with an eye to their post-humous publication, keeping a
+copy of each, in case his friends should lose or mislay them. He was a
+student of the old giants of literature, and he walked in their wake. He
+did not throw away his old sponge, for example, recalling that Goethe’s
+was on exhibition at his famous house in Weimar, and accordingly gave
+his own to his sister to put away. As for the critics, whenever Mr.
+Proudfoot published a new book, they wrote: “Very suggestive ... never a
+dull page ... the interest sustained to the end. Nevertheless, one
+wishes that the author would break new ground, express life from a new
+angle....” But if he did leap over the fence and explore new tracks, “Go
+back, go back,” they wrote in the newspapers, “get you back to the
+simple delights of your earlier books and we will listen to you till the
+crack of doom....” Mr. Proudfoot had arrived four months earlier in
+Pedlar-with-Thresham. And why, in God’s name? you will ask. And indeed
+it would be difficult to imagine why anyone should arrive there, if he
+were not cursed by having to be there from the beginning. At the last
+General Election a local magnate in welcoming the Liberal candidate to
+Pedlar-with-Thresham from the dais raised outside the town hall,
+exclaimed with patriotic emotion: “In Pedlar-with-Thresham we spin well
+and vote well!”
+
+“Aye--and starve well!” came a voice from the audience.
+
+Such a place was Pedlar-with-Thresham. Mr. Proudfoot went there to get
+“local colour” for a Lancashire novel he was then writing. Nor was this
+the only reason. He had read in the newspapers of the low deathrate of
+Pedlar-with-Thresham and so, as he was afraid of dying young, he went to
+live there.
+
+The sun had come out as the two men walked up on to the moors, arguing
+heatedly, till Weaver, still maintaining his belief in hate, suggested
+good-naturedly, “Let’s sit down here and have a go at what we’ve brought
+with us, what? Open that basket. Come on, look out what you’re doing!
+See, you can’t handle your tools properly. Oh my! Watch me. That reminds
+me. I once captained a working men’s football team up North, and had to
+take the blighters to London, where they were being entertained--mighty
+lavishly too! They were the scum of the earth--no idea how to hold a
+tool or to behave in decent society. So I said to them, ‘Look here, you
+old blokes, watch me in everything, do just as I do, follow me, see? and
+you’ll be all right.’ And I took the serviette--or what you fellows
+would call the table-napkin, I s’pose--placed it carefully on me seat
+and sat down on it. And they all--the whole blinkin’ crew of ’em--got
+up, you know, placed their serviettes on their seats carefully and sat
+down on ’em. Makes me roar even now when I think of it. Have another
+beer. Look here, old chap, shall we run up and see the hangman I told
+you about who bites off the heads of live rats--eh? He has his inn down
+the road further up on the moors. Good material for you, what?”
+
+“I wouldn’t go near one.”
+
+“Why? he’s a necessary institution.”
+
+“I question that. If it is impossible to prevent homicidal maniacs from
+killing their fellows, then by all means let them forfeit their lives
+painlessly at the hands of a doctor. So much mercy is shown to mad
+dogs.”
+
+“You need a hangman to frighten folk with.”
+
+“Get away with you!”
+
+“Undoubtedly!” said Weaver passionately.
+
+“Nonsense. It’s suffering to no purpose.”
+
+“It contributes in a way to the experience of the world-soul,” said
+Weaver philosophically.
+
+“Damn your world-soul! Damn your fanatical readiness to sacrifice real
+suffering units for the sake of God knows what misty and unfeeling
+generalities. You’ll burn human beings in furnaces as sacrifices for
+what-not tin gods. You’ll plunge into war for what-not shaky
+nationalist, imperialist, religious ideals. This fanatical _laisser
+faire_, this hapless surrender of the only vital feeling
+thing--individual human life--for an abstraction! It’s just here that
+you let in Beelzebub, in the name of what-not vague and void
+resplendence!”
+
+“But there are compensations. Think of the pleasure a condemned man
+enjoys in knowing that the entire world is talking of him. They enjoy
+the vanity of it, without a doubt.”
+
+“Get away with you!”
+
+“_Undoubtedly!_” said Weaver, with tremendous emphasis, as he was wont
+to do when feeling his opponent to be full of scepticism and doubt.
+
+“When I say you are a fool, Weaver, I really don’t mean to insult you: I
+merely wish to illustrate the word.”
+
+“When I am landing you one on the chin, I do so entirely without malice.
+There,” he said.
+
+Proudfoot blinked. “You are right. I congratulate you on admirably
+illustrating the incommensurable qualities of our respective weapons of
+offence. Still, allow me to doubt the amount of a condemned man’s
+enjoyment. An ex-warder told me once how out of ninety-eight executions
+he had witnessed there was not one case when the victim did not either
+collapse or was dragged fighting and screaming to the gallows. And the
+women, they cry and kick their heels as they are carried there. But the
+Press prints the official version that the prisoner ‘walked firmly to
+the scaffold’ and that it was all over in less than twenty-five
+seconds.”
+
+“Still, I am in favour of hanging,” Weaver said, thoughtfully.
+
+“No man has any right to be in favour of something the full horror of
+which he is, through his own defective imagination, incapable of
+realising.”
+
+“Abolish capital punishment, and nobody’s life will be safe.”
+
+“Stupidity,” said Mr. Proudfoot, “is in itself a hollow term: it is
+people like yourself who lend it meaning. Nobody’s life will be safe!”
+he mimicked derisively.
+
+“Undoubtedly!”
+
+“This is what they said of sheep-stealing at the time. ‘Abolish the
+death penalty for stealing sheep, and not a sheep will be left in this
+fair England of ours!’ And all those little boys and girls who, in Queen
+Victoria’s golden reign, were hanged for stealing a spoon. ‘Abolish
+hanging,’ the people said, ‘and there will not be left a single silver
+spoon in England.’ Oh, my God! I’m ashamed of humanity.... Little boys
+and girls ... in the condemned cell ... dragged out in the morning and
+hanged ... in Victoria’s complacent time--when Englishmen were ‘good.’”
+
+“Serve ’em right, the brats! Teach ’em a lesson! We had a case
+recently----”
+
+“Devil!” he said. “Devil!” Mr. Proudfoot clutched the stick in his
+shaking fist--he was not to blame that the other end of it shook at a
+far greater tangent--and thus shaking it at one end touched Weaver’s
+neck with the other. Even as he did so he had a feeling that he had
+overstepped the mark, and he was about to crave his friend’s
+pardon--when he saw that he had indeed overstepped it. Weaver leaned
+back and turned his face to his friend as who might say, “Hello, old
+chap, what’s up?” But the singular thing was that Weaver remained
+sitting there with just the same astonished look in his face. Only blood
+was now trickling from the corner of his mouth down his new light-grey
+suit.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Proudfoot remembered how distinctly his senses registered the details of
+subsequent events. As he walked home one little boy out of a group of
+little boys and girls asked him for a cigarette card. He said he hadn’t
+any and passed along, but the little boy ran after him and shouted,
+“Give me a cigarette card!”
+
+“_Haven’t got any!_” he bellowed in reply.
+
+And the little boy, frightened, began to cry softly.
+
+“You shouldn’t ask like that,” he was consoled by his little sisters.
+“You should ask properly.”
+
+And suddenly Mr. Proudfoot felt that he was not the man to bellow now.
+
+The tramcar was nearly empty. He would have preferred to have it full. A
+fat old woman was holding forth to the conductor, who punctuated her
+flowing narrative with periodical “Aye--aye”’s: “’Ad a real good time.
+Forty of us went to Blackpool in a sharry. It cost us ten bob a ’ead.
+Ee! but we did ’ave a fine h’outing. An’ such a dinner! We started wi’
+lamb and green peas and fresh potatoes; after that we ’ed potato-pie,
+an’ ’alf a chicken for each one of us, and pop to drink. After dinner we
+went for a picnic and took us tea wi’ us. Eh, _’twas_ a treat! We ’ad
+three fine tongues all cut up an’ ready like and plenty o’ bread an’
+butter. But th’ pity was as I was off me h’appetite an’ couldn’t manage
+me share. When we was coming w’home we called at a pub or two, as we was
+very dry. Ee! but it _was_ a fine outing!”
+
+Wasn’t life wonderful!
+
+And suddenly Proudfoot remembered.
+
+As he went down a narrow lane, a little girl said to a smaller one who
+had fallen on a stone, “Now ye’ve made a ’ole in yer leg.” And he felt
+that, in other circumstances, he might have smiled. Passing the
+grocer’s, where Betty was still reading _Only a Mill Girl_, he wondered
+whether he should go in as if nothing had occurred and buy his usual
+packet of cigarettes. Or better not be seen. One less witness at court.
+What had he better do? Now he was back in Pedlar-with-Thresham, and
+passing the familiar brass plate with “Gilbert French, Solicitor,” he
+wondered whether he should go in, remembering the pun he used to make
+that Gilbert was a French solicitor. He somehow wished he was. He wished
+he himself were away in France. But they would extradite him on a
+warrant. Oh, God! was there really no escape?
+
+Then things moved very quickly. He went home. The sun was still shining.
+His father was sitting in the garden which gave upon the street. The two
+men lived silently beside each other. They had never had much to say to
+each other. The father, when the boy first showed signs of an
+independent mind and temper and of wanting to adopt an unconventional
+career, warned him solemnly: “You’ll come to a bad end, young
+feller-me-lad!” Now the old man was very old: so old that his
+thoughts--let alone his body--stirred with difficulty. He sat all day
+long in the sun and at intervals would make remarks such as: “Aye, she
+is a strong wench she is,” or “Aye, he is a big man he is that.” Then he
+would sit very still, staring ahead with his watery old eyes, munching
+with his empty loose mouth. Suddenly he would fall asleep, his mouth
+hanging wide open. One day when he would thus fall asleep they would
+nail him up in a coffin and drive him at great speed to the graveyard,
+and put him into a wet black hole and cover him up altogether with
+earth, and plant a great heavy stone on the top of him--and then come
+home and take tea.
+
+“Just as well,” Proudfoot reflected. “Just as well now.”
+
+The sun had gone; it was just beginning to drizzle. His father turned
+in. He sat by him and stared into the fire, waiting for the police to
+come and arrest him. They did not come, and unable to bear the suspense
+any longer he went out in order to give himself up at the police
+station. It was beginning to get dark and chilly out-of-doors; the
+polluted rain fell out of a soot-infested sky; and close to the door his
+courage failed him and he went away again. What could he do? Where
+could he go? It seemed all one. Mrs. Weaver knew that they had gone out
+together and even knew the place. Was it really possible that such a
+thing had befallen him? If it had befallen another man, if he had read
+about it in the papers, it would seem natural enough; but that it should
+have befallen _him_! It seemed impossible. The uncanny thing was that
+the others would not know how impossible it seemed to him and would
+require an intelligent account of it from him. Tired of walking,
+frustration on all sides staring him in the face, he turned home and was
+arrested by the two policemen who were already waiting for him.
+
+The court next morning had no hesitation in charging him with wilful
+murder, and, in charge of two men, he was taken to Liverpool, where a
+grand jury brought in a true bill against him, and he was taken away to
+await trial at the Assizes. Here the matter was put elaborately before a
+grand jury, and he listened, bedraggled and bewildered, to his heinous
+deed being recounted in the hearing of the public and ably handled by
+the learned advocates; and he had a sense of clumsy unreality, as he had
+had when attending the performance of his plays or reading in a printed
+notice the reviewer’s brief narration of the plot of his own novel. All
+this, attributed to him, did not seem his, was not of his own making.
+But he was hopeful: there was time enough for despair later on. He
+watched the prosecution unbend itself. A sly old fox counsel for the
+Crown. He put it to them that the circumstances were most suspicious.
+Prisoner had decoyed his victim into a lonely wood away up on the moors.
+The wound witnessed that the blow had been inflicted with a blunt and
+heavy weapon. Prisoner confessed as much. What more proof was needed of
+his murderous intent? Mr. Proudfoot’s faith was in his counsel, as once
+upon a time when he visited the races it had been in his jockey. He had
+a reputation for an unbroken record of acquittals to sustain. He would
+fight for them both to the last breath. And the judge seemed a
+gentleman. Mr. Proudfoot had the same feeling of confidence in that
+presiding wigged figure as in the umpire when, as a boy, he took part in
+a lawn tennis tournament. But what was strange and uncanny was the
+smooth procedure of it: the deference and kindness shown to him on all
+sides. He was afraid that with that suave politeness, that unfailing
+legal gloss, in those beautifully modulated Oxford accents, they might
+bring him theoretically to within an inch of death, and then get the
+common churl to carry out the messy business.
+
+The judge was really nice--and so witty. Mr. Proudfoot smiled
+good-naturedly at his remarks. He would have laughed, too, but that
+might seem uncanny, irresponsible; might be considered as bravado on his
+part; might even strike the judge as bordering on contempt of court. But
+the judge must know that Mr. Proudfoot was an author and critic of
+standing and might be flattered if he saw that his witticisms were
+appreciated by the critic even at a trying time. The judge was detached
+by virtue of his training. He pictured him as an elderly cultured
+bachelor who had an ancient library and tender nieces who adored him.
+Mr. Proudfoot and the judge would get on very well together. It was the
+jurymen he was afraid of. God only knew in what wise the particular
+machinery in their skulls manipulated thought. Counsel for the Crown was
+a little ratty, to say the least of it. He would ask incriminating
+questions: Who killed him? The devil killed him. He did not kill him. As
+if he, Joseph Proudfoot, would ever do such a thing. He had merely
+shaken his stick at him: the devil had operated the other end of it. But
+if he had now told them that it was the devil who had killed Weaver, the
+jury, being of the type who prided themselves on not being born
+yesterday, would all the sooner come to a conclusion of his guilt. But
+murder him, he didn’t--because murder had indeed never crossed his mind.
+But counsel for the Crown thought otherwise. He could see no trace of
+provocation to manslaughter, in the absence of which he saw murder, the
+possibility of self-defence not even being mentioned by the other side.
+And he suggested Mr. Proudfoot had murdered his friend for money.
+
+“I suggest,” he said, “that you murdered him for his money and took it.”
+
+“I repudiate your suggestion,” Mr. Proudfoot said, very pale.
+
+Counsel for the defence was stipulating for manslaughter under
+provocation, the provocation being Weaver’s inhuman attitude to those
+poor children who, in Victoria’s crass time, had been suffered by a
+callous public to forfeit their young lives at the hands of the hangman,
+a dastardly crime which Weaver had offensively condoned; and this
+general attitude to juvenile capital punishment raised a tremendous
+controversy between the two sides, involving the merits of capital
+punishment as a whole, the defence representing it as a barbarous relic
+of a bygone age still lingering among us, and to which indeed his client
+may fall a ready victim if the jury did not do their duty by him; till
+the judge, resenting such round-about intimidation of the jury, said
+that they were not here to debate whether the death penalty was right
+or wrong in principle, but that the question which the jury had to keep
+before them was whether prisoner had murdered Weaver or killed him under
+justifiable provocation, in which latter case it might be said it was
+manslaughter. Whereupon counsel for the defence respectfully
+submitted to his lordship that the degree of provocation would
+seem to be intimately bound up with his client’s sensitive and
+all-too-human--perhaps over-sensitive, but he would hesitate to call it
+over-human--attitude to a practice which to-day all right-thinking
+people (“Hear, hear!” from the audience, the judge interrupting to say
+that at the repetition of outside comments he would clear the
+court)--yes, he repeated it advisedly, all right-thinking people could
+but recall with a shudder of horror and disgust; and the learned judge
+(the point at issue having crystallised itself by now) allowed the
+argument to stand, limiting it strictly to the merits of the death
+penalty as applied to children for stealing silver spoons at a
+particular period in social history. Prosecuting counsel, in his turn,
+submitted that if there was any provocation at all, even of a kind that
+some people--though he himself was far from doing so--might find, if not
+a ground, at least an extenuating circumstance for taking the life of
+another human being, they had only the prisoner’s word for it. It was a
+matter of credulity. He repeated the assertion of the learned counsel
+for the defence in a faintly ironic tone, and added that he would ask
+the jury to please declare the prisoner innocent of murder--if they
+could honestly believe it. (He implied by a shade of sarcasm, if they
+were really simple enough to believe such a wild thing.) Mr. Proudfoot
+cast a quick glance at the jury. Two jurymen, looking singularly like
+Messrs. Asquith and Lloyd George, he thought, mingled their locks in
+contemptuous mirth. They seemed men with “no nonsense about them,” men
+who would ask, “Do you see any green in my eye?” men who were prone to
+believe that “there is no smoke without fire,” men who had sent saints
+to the stake; men of whom Mr. Proudfoot all of a sudden had become
+immoderately afraid. If they could believe such a thing, the prosecution
+argued, there was an end of it and he had nothing further to say. But if
+they did not, indeed _could_ not believe it, and there was no
+provocation, he said (suddenly jumping one peg), then, he submitted, it
+was murder pure and simple.
+
+The proceedings made a web of rather illiberal quibbles, difficult for
+any but a trained mind to unravel, but through all the crude, inaccurate
+and intellectually dishonest cross-examinations there ran two threads:
+the black thread of the prosecution and the white thread of the defence,
+which the jury hoped the judge would disentangle for them in his
+summing-up. Unable to sustain the charge that prisoner had taken any of
+the victim’s money (though producing witnesses to show that Proudfoot
+was in financial embarrassment), prosecuting counsel modified it to
+saying that he _would_ have taken it, but in the horror of the crime
+itself forgot the object of the crime. The defence thereon came forward
+with a challenge to the prosecution either to substantiate the charge or
+to withdraw it--a challenge which the prosecution met with a subversive
+question: Indeed what other rational cause could have prompted prisoner
+to commit the murder? A question retorted to by the defence with the
+suggestion that the absence of all rational motive precisely pointed to
+the view that apparently it was not murder, but manslaughter under some
+sharp and instantaneous provocation, which tallied with his client’s
+story. But prosecuting counsel knew his jurymen, and questioning whether
+the expression of a contradictory opinion on some event in history could
+be described as provocation, and questioning further whether prisoner
+could be believed to tell the truth, he wound up his case with a
+pseudo-generous invitation to the jury to exercise their credulity, if
+they possessed enough of it, in believing the case for the defence.
+Again Mr. Proudfoot glanced at the jury: hard-faced business men all,
+“with no nonsense about them,” and one meagre “emancipated” woman who
+looked as though she would not lag behind the men. “My God, my God, why
+hast Thou forsaken me?”
+
+He stared in front of him. Now they seemed very near, and now they
+seemed very far, as if he were looking at them through the other end of
+a pair of binocular glasses. He started from his trance: Good God! he
+was actually in court, being tried, in fact, for his life!
+
+He found the final speech for the defence inadequate. These lawyers were
+all so suave and satisfied with one another: his man, while fighting for
+his life, seemed so mindful of the prosecution, so gentlemanly, so aware
+of his opponent’s high character and diverse gifts that Mr. Proudfoot
+felt his barrister might easily betray him to his foe out of gracious
+deference and general drawing-room politeness. So on the declaration of
+a war, the signal for the indiscriminate butchery all round of human
+flesh, ambassadors who had demanded the return of their credentials
+will cordially shake hands with the immaculate kid-gloved Foreign
+Secretary, before departing to the country with which the realm is “in a
+state of war.” “This,” said Sir Frederick, laying down his brief,
+“concludes the case for the defence.”
+
+And now he felt there was only God between him and his doom.
+
+Among men, who was his friend? Not the judge, you would think any more,
+if you followed the hostile tone of his summing-up: the arguments
+themselves were far too intricate for any layman not specially versed in
+legal ways to follow. And Proudfoot wondered which of all his friends he
+would want to help him in his present plight; and he thought that of all
+men he wanted the good, fat, cheery, smiling Weaver. And a laugh broke
+from his mouth and tears came to his eyes as he remembered that all the
+present trouble hinged on Weaver.
+
+There was a moment during the judge’s summing-up when something in
+Proudfoot protested. What right had they to sit in judgment on him? “I
+have understanding as well as you. I am not inferior to you. Yea, who
+knoweth not such things as these?” That ridiculous wigged figure, immune
+from insult, sitting aloft impersonating the divine justice. He felt
+like telling it, “You old cuckoo, you wouldn’t be sitting there if it
+weren’t that you are only half a man.”
+
+The jury retired. How very long! It seemed as though they would never
+come to a unanimous decision. He had hopes of disagreement,
+procrastination, a new trial. But at last they came back, headed by the
+foreman. He heard the clerk’s fateful question. He heard the answering
+“Guilty.” There was no recommendation for mercy. Before he could take it
+in he saw the “black cap” on the judge’s wig. “ ... hanged by the neck
+until you are dead....” The judge and all of them seemed very far off in
+the electric light, as if at the far end of a long hall. He could not
+believe it, he did not believe it. Absurd! They were wanting to despatch
+him, to liquidate his existence: whereas he was the world spirit
+itself, the world spirit that descends into each living creature whole
+and unsplit: as if each creature only mattered by itself and no other
+creature. To be told that you are to be killed is therefore like being
+told that the end of the world has come: impossible to fathom. They must
+be under some error. They had forgotten that he was the world spirit
+incapable of being quenched by a judge of that kind. The judge’s slender
+hand moving up, the clerk removed the piece of black cloth from his
+lordship’s wig. It seemed that all was over. The judge was thanking the
+jury for the commendable manner in which they had carried out their
+duties and was absolving them from further service for the next fifteen
+years. He felt the warder’s hand on his shoulder; they led him down to
+the cells; afterwards out into a taxi, the two warders inside with him.
+He looked out of the window as they were wafted down busy streets; past
+door porters at picture palaces who looked like major-generals; then
+through shabbier streets. He still looked out. An auctioneer was
+holding forth with gusto outside his shop, talking vociferously but
+apparently to himself.
+
+Then the bath at the prison. The kindness of the warders. It was like a
+working men’s hotel. He could smile--and there was plenty of time--two
+weeks yet or more. He now lived in the hope that the High Court of
+Criminal Appeal would revoke the sentence. But the day came, and the
+Lord Chief Justice gave it out as his opinion that he could find no
+fault with the proceedings at the trial, and, speaking _ex cathedra_,
+added some mordant comments of his own upon the class of novelists now
+generally perverting the public. The friend who brought this news to him
+consoled him with the lame remark that it was better to be hanged once
+than to be imprisoned for a period of twenty years. After all, hanging
+was more merciful.
+
+“If it is,” exclaimed Mr. Proudfoot, feeling chilly at his friend’s
+taking his death so philosophically, “if it is, and they are so
+solicitous as to what is better for me, why don’t they let me make my
+choice? I know what I would choose.”
+
+“What?”
+
+“Life imprisonment, of course. I am locked up, but I can still think, my
+thoughts can still roam, my mind is still free and unfettered.”
+
+“That is the cowardly choice, not the good choice.”
+
+“I am only human,” said Proudfoot--and faltered.
+
+There came a time, after the High Court had dismissed his appeal, when
+he felt quite light and cheery in the confident anticipation of the Home
+Secretary’s intervention. He thought of the Home Secretary as a man with
+a soft grey moustache and kind eyes. But just as he had feared the suave
+punctilio of the trial, he began to fear the sensitive, kindhearted men,
+who, wincing in their sensibilities, would turn aside and leave it to
+the other men to deal with the raw places. He read of the Home Secretary
+going off for his customary week-end; he learnt of his solicitor
+travelling to him with a batch of signatures, and coming back,
+ambiguous in the extreme, only saying that the Home Secretary’s decision
+would be duly published after his return to London from his week-end
+holiday. Then he saw it in the morning papers. The Home Secretary could
+see no ground for advising his Majesty to intervene with the normal
+course of the sentence, and the papers further stated that the sheriff
+had arranged for the execution to take place on the 22nd of this month,
+and that on the morning of the 21st Hanbury, the executioner, would
+travel to Liverpool to put up the gallows.
+
+And then he asked--it was a desperate afterthought--that they should let
+him finish his new novel. It was all but ready; he only asked two weeks’
+respite. Secretly he hoped that it might be found so good that all the
+writers and critics in the world and the Great British (Reading) Public
+would see to it that he was granted life. It was an application truly
+without precedent. But there was nothing lost by trying. There was still
+time, and his solicitor got busy. The petition was drawn up and had
+appended to it a long list of signatures from all the leading lights in
+letters, music, art and science, some from the dramatic stage, and not a
+few illustrious foreigners from France and Italy, even one from Poland
+and Czecho-Slovakia. A German writer’s name was intentionally omitted
+from the list, as it was feared that a certain daily paper would be sure
+to cry out that opinion in this country was being dictated from Berlin,
+and that the convalescent mind of our post-war public might echo the
+cry, and the Government would find it difficult to grant the
+application.
+
+However, the respite was granted. It was his first success after a long
+series of reverses. He had another two weeks clear to finish his book
+in. Some newspapers, of the howling kind, duly howled against it. “What
+Can Murders Teach Us?” was the headline of a certain Sunday paper. “Why,
+to murder,” he could almost hear the responding voice of certain
+readers. “Writers are worse than some other folk,” he could just hear
+them saying it in Pedlar-with-Thresham. “Aye, they are a bad lot.” And
+Mrs. Weaver answering, “That’s right.”
+
+He remembered how she had sat in court, saying in reply to a question
+put to her by counsel, “That’s right,” and never once looked up at him.
+
+The book was got out with all haste. Three days before the execution it
+was published, and his publisher sent him the first batch of reviews.
+The stimulus given to it by his impending execution was tremendous. His
+publisher recognised it as an invaluable advertisement and rose to the
+occasion. For the first time in his life Mr. Proudfoot was a rich man,
+and he made generous provisions for his father, for the few years that
+he could yet be expected to survive. But the integrity of the British
+reviewer is proverbial. The mere fact of Proudfoot’s impending death
+could not influence their critical opinion of his work one way or
+another. One critic wrote: “This book, while quite pleasant and
+readable, is in no way remarkable.” And another critic, ignorant, it
+would seem, of the fate involved, pleaded: “Go back, get you back to
+your former style, and we shall listen to you till the crack of doom.”
+He _had_ gone back; he had deliberately gone back on the advice of that
+same critic, and in any case there was no looking forward now. But still
+another critic wrote: “One would wish the author had begun to break new
+ground, express life from a new angle....” The Great British Public was
+silent as the grave.
+
+The last hope had gone, and the last full day of his remaining life was
+beginning to unfold itself. The warders, like old friends, played cards
+with him all day to take off his mind from the event. In the little
+intervals he wondered whether Hanbury who was to hang him on the morrow
+was not perchance the man who bit off the heads of live rats whom he and
+Weaver should have visited that fatal Sunday. Weaver had not disclosed
+his name. But there were few hangmen, he knew, and this might very well
+be the man in question. “Where does Hanbury, the hangman, come from?”
+he inquired from the warder.
+
+“Up Manchester way.”
+
+It _was_ the man!
+
+What emotions, what a multitude of moods he experienced in those few
+brief hours. Till twelve he was sprightly and not very nervous. The
+hangman, peeping at him through the observation hole, to decide what
+“drop” to give him, saw him pacing up and down in the cell, puffing
+calmly at a cigarette. But as, at midnight, the prison clock boomed out
+the hours, he got agitated, threw away the cigarette and began counting
+the remaining hours on his fingers. He tried to think of the noble souls
+who went before him:--of Anton Chehov, who, after gravely saying to the
+doctor who had been called to him during the night, “I am dying,”
+drinking the glass of champagne prescribed to him to the bottom and
+remarking, with a smile, to his wife, “It’s a long while since I have
+had champagne,” turning over on one side, and presently being quiet for
+ever;--of Goethe asking that the window might be opened to admit of
+more air and more light, and the faithful Eckermann coming to look at
+him, lying dead. “And I turned aside,” he records, “to give a free run
+to my tears.” And with a shudder he recalled that _his_ body would fall
+into lime to be instantly consumed like a foul thing. He must go not
+knowing why he lived, and nobody in those bleak immensities would know
+or care: no father, no mother, no love in the world would intervene on
+his behalf; not even memory would be left him to recall his single spell
+of life, as if he never had been, as if indeed he was never meant to
+matter. There was but to “curse God and die.”
+
+And suddenly his soul stirred within him, as if it had wings. “It’s the
+end here,” he thought. “But it’s not the end there.” Weaver believed in
+the world-soul--which meant that in a while he and Weaver would be one.
+It was night, but he could not sleep. Perhaps now, all over the world,
+there were people who could not sleep on his account and lay thinking of
+him. As by imponderable wireless waves he, alone in the dark cell with
+the gallows adjoining, felt himself linked to all compassionate souls;
+and to them he sent greetings--his desperate greetings.... At last he
+slept.
+
+His sleep was troubled. He dreamt he had shrunk back from the pale gate
+of death, a bleak coldness in his chest and limbs, and was going past a
+park where there were children playing and people lounging wearily after
+their strenuous day’s work. And he thought that the trivialities of
+living were manna compared with death. But by the faces of the people
+who came out of the park he knew that they, not realising it, could not
+enjoy the gift of life. He walked on, and suddenly found himself in a
+beautiful, totally unfamiliar part of the town, the existence of which
+he had not even suspected. And he told himself how he would come home
+and tell his father of it. He woke--and there was nothing to tell but
+that he had dreamt it. And at once an incredible coldness invaded his
+heart.
+
+Besides, it was cold in the cell. Our courage is at its lowest ebb in
+the early morning: it is wicked to hang people at dawn, he reflected.
+The warder came in. “Get up. Here is your suit.” His old suit that knew
+him in different circumstances. No collar to-day. “I’ll go and fetch you
+yer breakfast now.”
+
+Perhaps at the last minute the Home Secretary might ...? He remembered
+seeing a film where also at the last moment, also the Home Secretary....
+How cold. They wouldn’t tell his father. Or would they? The warder
+brought in a tray with some cocoa and porridge and an apple. He could
+not eat. He nibbled at the apple, and the savoury juice reminded him of
+some utopian land of fruit and flowers, like Italy, which he had never
+known. And he thought that when they had done their worst, and he was
+left in peace, perhaps in dreamland he would fly to such a land.
+
+He looked strangely at the warder. “Is it very bad? Does it ... hurt?”
+he asked uneasily.
+
+“No. A second--and it’s all over. Like having yer tooth out--no more.
+All over in a wink.”
+
+The chaplain, a young man, was more confused than he--and more
+miserable. “Perhaps some spiritual consolation?” he stammered.
+
+“I don’t understand,” said Mr. Proudfoot. “The indivisible universe
+speaks and lives only through each separate creature, as if no other
+creature existed at all. But it is the same indivisible universe which
+so expresses itself. And they--absurd--they want to do away with
+me--that means with the universe.”
+
+“Perhaps a last communion....”
+
+“Why?”
+
+“Or a confession? After all, you’ve killed a human being.”
+
+He thought of Weaver, and would have felt sorry for him if he did not
+feel so overwhelmingly sorry for himself. If they’d let him off now he’d
+put back what he had taken, put back into the spiritual cosmos what he’d
+taken from it. If they would leave it to him, he’d see that humanity
+did not lose.
+
+He was brave, resigned. But a quarter of an hour before time, suddenly
+he felt he wanted to live, love, breathe in through these nostrils the
+fresh air of, not this, but other, future mornings, when _he_ would be
+no more.... He remembered a windy day when the big chestnuts swayed and
+lashed their branches like drunken things, and nuts and sticks fell off
+like missiles aimed at passers-by. A little boy had turned round to his
+mother, hiding his eyes from the dust and the wind in the folds of her
+skirt. This had moved him then somehow. And now an intolerable thought
+obsessed him that, when, in a few minutes from now, he would be buried
+in a pool of lime, he would feel the wind no more. And he thought that
+if this life he was leaving was the only life in a bleak universe, then
+he could not face the anguish of leaving it. But if there was another
+life, he wanted to hide his face in the lap of his Maker, hide from the
+missiles that fell all about him and hurt him, weep on His breast, and
+be quiet for ever....
+
+But perhaps--two minutes yet--perhaps the Home Secretary ...? And before
+he could realise it the hangman stood in the cell. Was this it? Was it
+this? Was _this_, then, what he had to come to? Could mother but have
+known! But the warder, who up to this had been like a friend and
+confidant, suddenly began to shout at the executioner, “Come on, you
+there, get a move on and get about it quick!” (as though anxious to get
+the nasty job over). And Mr. Proudfoot felt almost as though his friend
+the warder had betrayed him to that other man. That other man had a
+soft, drooping, yellow moustache and glassy eyes, and seemed slow and
+good-natured. You wouldn’t think by the mild look of him that he bit off
+the heads of live rats. Somehow Mr. Proudfoot wanted to claim
+acquaintance: to tell him about Weaver: that Weaver and himself were
+about to call on him that fatal Sunday: if they had called he would not
+now be here. But the man with his assistants and the warder were
+resolutely coming up to him as if they were intent on making a swift end
+of him, the governor, the chaplain and the doctor looking on. Yes, yes,
+he would die--if they would leave him alone, or do it--handsomely. He
+killed Weaver--however inadvertently, he killed him, and he would
+forfeit his life, on his word of honour he would. But not so---- The
+hangman and his assistant were trying to pinion him; and suddenly he put
+up a fight for his life. What right had they? All nonsense apart, what
+right? A glimpse of the jurymen all back in their homes, and at
+breakfast, flashed through his brain. What right? Where he got the
+strength from he did not know, but the prison bell was already tolling
+for the soul departing, and its last stroke had boomed its melancholy
+message across the yard into the streets, but Mr. Proudfoot was still
+alive and struggling desperately with the executioner and three warders,
+who only knew that they had to despatch him: he should have been
+liquidated ten minutes ago: there was no document to account for his
+unwarranted existence after 8 a.m. They were shocked: it was improper in
+the extreme. “Don’t! Oh!” He wanted to tell them--if they would only
+stop to listen--he wanted to tell them that--yes--he was a soul, a
+universe with things in it which had nothing to do with that devil in
+him they were intent on destroying. It was unjust. A whole universe.
+“Stop! Think: what are you doing?... _No!_” he cried, struggling in
+their grip and realising that nothing save his poor physical exertion
+now stood between him and their grim determination to do away with him.
+“No! You _mustn’t_!” he pleaded, his soul filled with a sickening animal
+fear. But they dragged him on without respite, the chaplain leading the
+way, reading words from the Bible. And if--he thought--there was a God
+in heaven, why did He stand aside? What God was He to stand aside? “No!
+No!... _Oh!_ ...” But they were dragging him on none the less, dragging
+him on to his doom. Swiftly he looked at each of them, for a spark of
+compassion. But they were all men who valued their duty before
+everything else. He was in the open. And suddenly a wave of awe came
+over him, standing as he did on the brink of eternity or extinction: so
+that the hangman at his neck seemed like a friend who was assisting at a
+parting, and those others, too, seemed as if they’d come to see him off
+at the railway station as he was about to step into the train on his
+awful journey; and he clung to them with fraternal, desperate farewell.
+But they only looked as though they had no time for that, but wanted to
+get the nasty business, long overdue, over at last. It seemed minutes
+before he toed the chalk line on the drop--when suddenly he fell, it
+seemed minutes, he expected it with drawn breath, the pulling up--when
+_snap!_ it came!
+
+And all was darkness.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The great harbour was awakening in the cold fog. From the terminus a
+tramcar set off half empty. The conductor strode inside and began
+collecting the fare. Then newspapers appeared on the street corners,
+and posters announced in red and black letters:
+
+ “SPECIAL EDITION.
+ “PROUDFOOT EXECUTED.”
+
+They were eagerly snapped up by busy hurrying people, who stopped and
+read:
+
+ “Proudfoot had a quiet night and is believed to have been greatly
+ relieved at the end by confessing his crime to the chaplain. The
+ condemned man breakfasted lightly and walked with a firm step to
+ the scaffold. From the moment of prisoner leaving his cell to the
+ execution of the sentence there barely elapsed twenty-five
+ seconds.”
+
+
+
+
+IN THE WOOD
+
+
+Lieutenant Barahmeiev, late of the Hussars, was making amorous advances
+to his landlord’s wife, a Jewish lady of about thirty. “Your lips are
+saying No! No! No! whereas your eyes are saying Yes! Yes! Yes!”
+
+Vera Solomonovna looked at him with her golden eyes and shook her
+handsome head and said to him,
+
+“Boris Nikolàech, you’re thirty-eight, and you have no more sense than a
+boy of twelve.”
+
+Lieutenant Barahmeiev looked more self-confident than ever. It was a
+fixed idea with him that no woman could refuse his amorous advances, and
+that no landlord really meant him, seriously, to pay his rent. To
+whatever women said in proof of their refusal, to whatever landlords
+said in confirmation of their claims, Lieutenant Barahmeiev had a
+simple answer. He called it “bluff.” Some English words like “bluff”
+and “gentleman” have passed into the Russian tongue in the original. He
+wasn’t born yesterday, he said.
+
+And fully confident of the result, the Russian officer continued, “Why
+this pretence, this hypocritical reluctance? Why not be frank about it?
+To-night,” he whispered. “In my room....”
+
+“Go to the devil!” she said, but her eyes seemed to say, “Go on
+talking.”
+
+“You say ‘Go to the devil!’ But what do you mean? I know what you mean.
+Wasn’t born yesterday. Why not be honest about it?”
+
+Odessa had been changing hands from Bolshevik to anti-Bolshevik in turn;
+but the habit of love-making persists through such irrelevancies as wars
+and revolutions. Life in the flat of Finkelstein, where Lieutenant
+Barahmeiev occupied a bedroom, went on essentially as it had gone on
+before the war. I liked my hosts. She, a woman of considerable beauty,
+greedy for admiration. He, a successful broker, tall, handsome,
+prepossessing, inordinately proud of being a Jew and always selling
+foreign currencies to his guests at table. I liked the free and easy
+manner in the household, the total absence of suspicion on the part of
+Finkelstein as regards his handsome wife. No doubt he also had no small
+opinion of himself, and thought that as compared with the Lieutenant he
+was the better specimen of male all round. And I think that perhaps he
+was.
+
+At lunch he was saying to Lieutenant Barahmeiev, “Yes, Boris Nikolàech,
+you Christians like to run us down. You say that we are swindlers, and
+‘Never trust a Jew.’ But the fact is that we Jews can trust each other,
+but I am dashed if we are often given an opportunity to trust a
+Christian. Take yourself. You call yourself a ‘paying guest.’ But what
+right have you to the adjective? If it comes to that, what right have
+you to the noun? Have I asked you to come and stay with us, and
+overlooking that point, is it a usual thing for guests to stay
+indefinitely? But your conscience doesn’t seem to trouble you a bit.
+You eat and sleep, and there! you even seem to have designs on my wife.
+Ah, you’re a funny fellow, Boris Nikolàech, but, at any rate, it’s some
+good to us that you are an officer; it will keep them from commandeering
+our flat while you are here. But what was I saying? Ah, yes, does any
+one want to buy Romanov roubles? Or I can sell you francs.”
+
+But the Lieutenant went on talking to the hostess. “What I can’t get
+over is this utter want of frankness in you, Vera Solomonovna. Your
+soul, your eyes cry out, ‘Take me! I am yours!’ whereas your lying lips
+pretend to say, ‘Go to the devil.’ Bluff! All bluff, all bluff!”
+
+She turned to her husband and looking at her guest with compassion,
+said:
+
+“What _can_ I do with him, Lyova? He doesn’t understand. He _can’t_. He
+really thinks he’s irresistible to women. I’ve never seen anything so
+brazen in my life. To be quite frank, Boris Nikolàech, you’re not the
+least bit attractive. I wonder who put that idea into your head?”
+
+“Vera Solomonovna,” he implored her, “be frank for once. You know you
+are in love with me; why all this hypocritical nonsense about my being
+‘not the least bit attractive’? Why all this bluff? I wasn’t born
+yesterday!”
+
+“In matters of love you’re a school boy.”
+
+“Yes, when I was a school boy I had the innocence to take a woman’s No
+for No. But now, I need hardly say, I believe it no longer.”
+
+“You wise old man then,” she said ironically, rising.
+
+We followed her into the drawing-room. The window panes were blurred
+with rain. The sea, the sky, was one grey mass, doleful and monotonous.
+Below, in the street, one could see the shining hoods of passing cabs;
+the muffled sound of hoofs reached our windows. In the indoor twilight
+of the flat one felt at rest, one’s limbs were seized with languor.
+Finkelstein and his stock-exchange associates retired to his study to
+play cards.
+
+“The rain reminds me, Vera Solomonovna,” said the Lieutenant, “of an
+incident in my youth. The woman--oh, she had the self-same psychology,
+if I may say so, as yourself, and in the end, and in the end ...
+complete capitulation.”
+
+“I am tired of you,” said she, looking languorous rather than tired.
+
+“Vera Solomonovna,” he said, bending over her; then in a whisper: “Don’t
+forget to-night ... my room.”
+
+She shook her head.
+
+“How blatantly deceitful women really are,” he said. “You shake your
+head. Why? Why, when I know----”
+
+She flushed. “This is really getting idiotic!”
+
+“Ha! ha! ha! That is exactly what Zina used to say: ‘idiotic.’ I was
+going to tell you about Zina when you interrupted me. This was a long
+time ago--let me see--yes, twenty-one years ago, to be exact. I was
+seventeen then. I was a cadet at the X---- Military School and I was
+spending the summer vacation with my aunt at S----, a sea side resort
+some twenty miles from Petersburg. It was an evening in early June, and
+we were sitting on the open balcony of the pavilion at the local tennis
+club. We were discussing something--literature I think, and then, quite
+relevantly, we switched off on to love. There was this Zina I am telling
+you about, a beautifully developed girl of twenty-five, who was quite
+vehement in her denunciation of everything relating to the attraction
+between the sexes, and as she spoke it was urged upon her that for a
+person with her views the convent was the only proper place. It was a
+lovely night, but we sat there and exchanged inanities. Gradually some
+of us dispersed.
+
+“I was standing by a street stall, buying cigarettes, when I noticed
+Zina coming up. She bought herself some chocolate. We sauntered away
+from the stall together.”
+
+“Where are you going?” I asked her.
+
+“Nowhere in particular.”
+
+We went along the big road leading to the sea. Our shoulders touched
+occasionally as we stumbled over the uneven ground.
+
+“They’re so absurd with their revolting sentimentality,” I said.
+
+“Why talk about them? Look at the clouds,” she said. “How they chase
+each other. We couldn’t keep pace with them if we ran. And the moon!
+Gone--and out again!”
+
+We made our way together along a narrow lane. The wooden _datchas_ had
+been left behind.
+
+“Is this ‘The Alley of Kisses’?”
+
+“No, this is ‘The Alley of Sighs.’”
+
+We went on.
+
+“The moon again!”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“This is ‘The Alley of Kisses,’” she said, as we turned to our left.
+Beyond I could hear the sound of the sea.
+
+“Let us sit down here.”
+
+It was an old bench considerably disfigured by a penknife; it bore
+initials, monograms and names of lovers probably who had sat there in
+former times.
+
+“So this is ‘The Alley of Kisses,’” I repeated. One seizes with
+gratitude on such openings.
+
+“Yes.” She looked at me strangely. “And the fools at the tennis club
+talking rubbish!”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“The sea and the air! and--as I was saying--this ‘Alley of Kisses.’ Can
+you feel it?”
+
+I moved closer to her. “May I kiss you?” I said.
+
+“Why do you ask?” she whispered.
+
+“What?” said I. (I am slightly deaf, as you know.)
+
+She waited, and I, being timid, added, “After all, we are ‘allies’ in a
+sort of way....”
+
+She repeated softly: “Why do you ask?”
+
+She had soft, warm lips; I held my breath back; it was long before I
+released it; and I wasn’t thinking of the night. “My hand----”
+
+Vera Solomonovna became fidgety with excitement. “Lyova! Lyova!” she
+cried out; and when Finkelstein appeared, she said, “Come here, all of
+you. Boris Nikolàech is telling of a romantic episode from his life.
+It’s most attractive, I assure you, most _piquant_.”
+
+Finkelstein and his stock-exchange associates, abandoning their game of
+cards, sauntered into the drawing-room, and, still smoking, sank into
+chairs and stretched out their legs, ready to listen.
+
+“Well, go on,” said Vera Solomonovna.
+
+“My hand, I think I said, was round her waist----”
+
+“Whose waist?” said Finkelstein.
+
+“Zina’s,” explained his wife.
+
+“Who’s Zina, anyhow?”
+
+“Oh, well, it doesn’t matter. Go on, Boris Nikolàech.”
+
+“My hand was round her waist. She pressed it to her bosom. I looked
+round. There was not a soul around, not a sound abroad but for the waves
+that broke on the sea shore. Dark clouds ran swiftly across the sky.
+
+“Let us go there,” she said, pointing to the wood. We made our way
+across the shrubbery. I held her in my arms; she began to breathe in a
+queer, panting way.
+
+“What is it?” I asked ignorantly.
+
+“It’s ... good,” she whispered.
+
+The moon showed between the tall trees; in a few yards’ distance the sea
+roared before us. Then a big, heavy drop of rain fell on my face--it was
+warm; and then another.
+
+I sat on the moss, dazed, completely overtaken by the wonder of it all.
+Suddenly, I heard the rustle of her movements; she had disappeared
+behind a bush.
+
+“What are you doing?”
+
+There was no answer. I was rather shy about it all, for I was only
+seventeen. “Don’t!”
+
+She stood behind a shrub and I could hear the rustle of the twigs, the
+rustle of silk linen, the hollow sound of press-studs. “Don’t,” I said.
+
+“Yes,” she whispered.
+
+“But why? Why?” I said confusedly. “I don’t want to.”
+
+Unveiled, she stood behind me. The big pale moon looked down upon her,
+but she didn’t mind it. The dark blue wood leered from behind at her;
+and the roaring sea rushed to her--and receded, rushed and receded. Drop
+after drop, at long interval, the soft warm rain fell from the dark
+gathering clouds. “I want, I want you to remember me,” she said softly,
+“_always_, and now you can’t forget ... that the first woman you have
+ever seen like that ... was _me_.” Then she crouched to the ground. She
+began to sob and laugh at the same time. “What am I doing? Oh, I’m mad,
+mad.... I couldn’t help it. I’ve been reading--all day long I’ve been
+reading ... such a wicked book. It was awful, unbearable. These silly
+people on the veranda talked such nonsense, but it wouldn’t have really
+mattered what they’d said; I would’ve disagreed with them all the same.
+I couldn’t bear it any longer. And then I felt I wanted--I wanted to do
+as she, the woman in the book, had done to him. Besides,” she added,
+“you really are rather attractive, aren’t you? Oh, do you think it’s
+going to rain properly? It didn’t in the book.”
+
+The Lieutenant ceased.
+
+“Well?” we said. “Go on.”
+
+“That’s all,” said the Lieutenant.
+
+“But what happened afterwards?” asked Vera Solomonovna.
+
+“Nothing happened.”
+
+“But _how_?” she said in a tone as though she had been wronged.
+
+“Well, that’s all there is to tell.”
+
+“But--it’s no proper story even.”
+
+“I can’t help that,” he answered almost angrily. “This is what happened,
+and this is where it ended. I can’t falsify the facts to suit your
+taste. We don’t, my dear Vera Solomonovna, live our lives to provide
+plots for stories.”
+
+“Well, I _am_ disappointed in you, Boris Nikolàech. Really! To begin so
+well, so fascinatingly, and then, suddenly, to break off ... so
+shamelessly! Well, really, you’re just like a boy of twelve. You have no
+sense of proportion, Boris Nikolàech. None whatever! The whole thing,
+as it stands, is silly....”
+
+“You are a hopeless washout!” Finkelstein was teasing him. “Miss your
+opportunity like that! My goodness! And call yourself a Don Juan at
+that!”
+
+“If that’s the end of it,” said Vera Solomonovna, “there was no need to
+tell the story. You had no business to begin, Boris Nikolàech. It’s
+simply disappointing.”
+
+“Well,” said Lieutenant Barahmeiev, who seemed hurt, “if it comes to
+disappointment, I think I have been disappointed more than anyone.”
+
+“The more fool you,” said Finkelstein.
+
+“Nothing to do with me. Didn’t I tell you it was raining?”
+
+“Raining?”
+
+“Pouring! It came on suddenly, burst upon us through the sky. A flood.
+The revenge of heaven on us.”
+
+“But what’s the point of your story, anyhow?” asked Finkelstein.
+
+“The point?”
+
+“Yes, the moral? Why have you been telling it?”
+
+“Oh, well, I told it to Vera Solomonovna by way of illustrating the
+psychology of women, because, like Zina, she affects derision of human
+passion, calls my amorous advances ‘idiotic’; but just you wait and
+before the day is up---- There you are!”
+
+Vera Solomonovna rose and left the room in protest.
+
+“There,” said Finkelstein, “you’ve disgusted Vera.”
+
+“Disgusted her! Ha! ha! Don’t you believe it. Bluff! my dear fellow. All
+bluff. You don’t know women.”
+
+“You’re a funny fellow, Boris Nikolàech. One can’t say you’re altogether
+stupid, but there are things you simply cannot understand. Impossible to
+penetrate yon marble brow of yours; it’s just like throwing a rubber
+ball at a stone wall: jumps back at you every time. And you don’t know
+women. To take my wife, for instance. She’s had enough of you already;
+she’s gone back to her bedroom in disgust.”
+
+“To _her_ bedroom?” questioned the Lieutenant in a derisive tone of
+voice.
+
+“You don’t expect her to go to yours, do you!”
+
+“Why.... Oh, well, really, my dear fellow, I can see that you don’t know
+women--although you’ve got a wife. Believe me, I know a thing or two
+about them. Wasn’t born yesterday. Disgusted! Ha, ha, ha! You wait till
+I finish my cigarette and retire to my bedroom. You may be sure
+she’s----”
+
+“Boris Nikolàech,” said Finkelstein, looking at him tranquilly through
+the smoke from his cigar, “you are an optimist.”
+
+And, looking dignified and prepossessing, he sauntered over to his study
+where his stock-exchange associates were already waiting for him to
+resume their game of cards.
+
+“Just a moment ...” muttered the Lieutenant, “ ...finish my
+cigarette....”
+
+
+
+
+TRISTAN UND ISOLDE
+
+
+He met her at one of those numerous little dancing clubs of Vienna which
+assemble regularly once a week at a particular café, where the
+facilities for introduction are only equalled by the ease of admission.
+When he asked where they could meet again, she told him, smiling
+sweetly, where to call her up next day, and he noticed that, besides
+having beautiful grey eyes with lashes like black needles and luxuriant
+black hair, she had an even, gapless semi-circle of white teeth and, at
+the corners of her mouth, the foreshadowing of a moustache in after
+years. “And what name?”
+
+“Ask for Fräulein Isolde.”
+
+“Isolde! How romantic! Will you dance?”
+
+“I do not dance.” She smiled divinely.
+
+“Well, it’s a relief, if anything. I am tired of jazz music, tired of
+having to prance about every night on my flat feet on the dubious chance
+of meeting a nice girl.”
+
+“I like,” she said, “to sit at home with a book.”
+
+“I can’t tell you how glad, how--”
+
+“Are you fond of Art?”
+
+“Love it!”
+
+“I will take you to the Art-Historical Museum.”
+
+“Good?”
+
+She closed the eyes with the long lashes and nodded rapidly in response.
+Her brows twitched. And he loved her.
+
+Next day they met at a café in the Ring. She turned up three-quarters of
+an hour after the appointed time in a black coat, black hat, and a black
+frock buttoned to the neck. With dark abundant locks and pale powdered
+face she sat, mysterious, smoking innumerable cigarettes. And only
+asked, “What is it like in America?”
+
+“Very nice,” he said.
+
+“Are you studying here?”
+
+He nodded. She smoked on.
+
+A dingy pox-marked poet came in and sat down beside them and opened the
+portfolio he carried stuffed with his writings. She laid a tender hand
+on his shoulder, scanning the while the pages of a story. “Yes,” she
+commended. “You have hit it off all right.”
+
+They motored to the castle of Schönbrunn and sat in a summer-house by
+the water, romantically, and walked in the park. He took her arm
+tenderly. She was sad. “Why?” he asked.
+
+“Memories.” They walked on in silence. “We shouldn’t have come here,” he
+said. She pressed his arm in mute recognition. He helped her into the
+motor. “You’re so kind and tender to me. I am not used to it,” she said.
+He kissed her hand in dumb adoration. “I woke up this morning and
+smiled. I wondered why I was smiling, and then remembered I had met a
+nice man.”
+
+“When I leave Vienna you must come abroad with me,” he said jestingly.
+
+“It’s not out of the question,” she answered seriously.
+
+He talked glibly about the dearth of intellectual satisfactions. “You’re
+so different from other girls. Your nature is artistic.”
+
+“I will show you round the gallery,” she said.
+
+When they went--“This is a picture over which I wept,” she told him.
+
+“This is not bad,” he said, stopping at a Rembrandt.
+
+“Yes, he has hit it off.” Her eyes filled.
+
+“What is it?”
+
+“We used to come here, Hans and I.”
+
+“And where is he now?”
+
+“Dead.”
+
+“Long?”
+
+“Nine months. We had been engaged three years. And then, suddenly, he
+died--for no reason--of a mere cold. So young--twenty-two.”
+
+“But you too are so young, you have your life to live.”
+
+“It’s all in the past.”
+
+“No, no! And you’re so beautiful.”
+
+“I will show you my big picture.”
+
+He waited in the motor while she ran upstairs to the apartment to fetch
+it.
+
+“Wonderful!” he commented.
+
+“Now I must rush back, father is waiting. And you can have the picture
+of me till we meet again to-morrow.”
+
+But she stepped inside and they went for another ride with the picture.
+“Where to?” asked the man.
+
+“Round and round,” she said. She crossed her legs, the skirt slipping up
+above her knees, and lit a cigarette. And suddenly he leaned over to her
+and kissed her on the mouth.
+
+“Tut-tut-tut--You mustn’t kiss. Wait till I kiss you.”
+
+“I _have_ waited,” he answered, “and I’m still waiting, and, by God! I
+can’t wait any longer” (with the taxi-meter piling up, he thought,
+piling up all the time while we wait, and the chauffeur the only one to
+gain by it.)
+
+“This is the Prater,” she said.
+
+“Where to?” asked the taxi-man.
+
+“Round and round,” he said dismally.
+
+She burst out laughing. “You said this so funnily!” She gave him a
+furtive kiss on the lips. “What is your name?”
+
+“I have a silly name. I’m called Ebenezer.”
+
+“It is--rather silly.”
+
+“Well, you needn’t call me by it. You can invent another name for me.”
+
+She considered. “Peter,” she said.
+
+“All right--Peter.”
+
+When she fell ill he sent her flowers, and every day she sent a
+message--that she was a little better, or a little worse. Then she came
+again to the café. “Beautiful, beautiful flowers! I was breathless when
+I saw them. And so much!”
+
+He buried his face in her hands, “Beautiful girl ... beautiful flowers.
+Wonderful when I think: I’ve been seeking, all these months, all these
+years I’ve been seeking, and now I have found.”
+
+“I too. For nine months I was alone. Now when I come to the café, the
+waiter says confidentially: ‘The gentleman is already here.’ One feels
+one has somebody.”
+
+“While you were ill, when I used to come here by myself, the waitress
+looked at me with sad eyes, as if she thought you’d left me or we had
+broken it off. I notice we’ve become privileged guests and are treated
+accordingly.”
+
+She smiled--so sweetly and intimately, and, watching him, laughed. He
+looked up from his cup. “I must laugh,” she said, “at the way you
+scratch the last drop of sugar out of the cup.” He laughed too. She was
+delightful. “I’ve just come back from Adolf’s bedside,” she remarked.
+
+“And who is Adolf?”
+
+“My fiancé.”
+
+“This is new to me.”
+
+“At least he thinks he is my fiancé.”
+
+“And you don’t think so.”
+
+“No.”
+
+“This is a relief.”
+
+“He is dying now.”
+
+“Oh--is he?” And secretly he thought: This is a relief. “What does he
+do?”
+
+“He is a doctor--venereal and skin diseases. But he is very tender and
+aesthetic and plays the piano wonderfully--Schumann and Chopin. He says
+he will let me live as I like and love whom I like, that he will never
+touch me, and only wants to be allowed to marry me and to live by my
+side.”
+
+When they came out of the café, it was a sunny afternoon. “Come, I’ll
+show you where I live,” he said, and they made their way to Am Hof--the
+old-fashioned square of Vienna where he had rooms. She took off her hat
+and used his comb and sat down at his writing-table. “It must be nice to
+live like that. If I were you I would give myself up to my work, and
+never tie myself up with any woman.”
+
+“How you understand me! Other women are so conventional and
+self-seeking. But you--you are so delightfully free and easy, so unusual
+and romantic!”
+
+She sat in his chair, and suddenly sleep overcame her. “I want to lie
+down.” She lay down on his bed, and he sat down beside her. “I feel like
+a faithful old dog sitting at your feet and seeing that you come to no
+harm.” She gave him her hand, which he pressed to his lips. He looked at
+her legs in the glossy silk stockings, the seductive shoe. Warm,
+yielding curves, unexplored mysteries. And he said, “After all this
+seeking, to feel you have found ... at last. It’s not--no, not your
+face; it’s....” He was gently pressing her knee; she made an involuntary
+attempt to disengage it. “ ... your soul,” he said--and she left it.
+“I’m content: I really need nothing. Not by a word would I suggest or
+precipitate the moment.... Not till you yourself ... an offering, a
+priceless gift.” She pressed his hand to her heart. “Not even then. I’m
+content, I need nothing.” She touched his brow silently with her lips.
+
+“Yes?” he asked, suddenly crushing her in his arms. “Yes?”
+
+She closed her eyes with the lashes like black needles, nodding rapidly
+several times. “Pull down the blinds.”
+
+“Oh, I am grateful! Tristan and Isolde.... _Nacht der Liebe_....” He was
+whistling.
+
+“Is the door locked?”
+
+“I’ll lock it for you--do anything for you.” Of sheer relief, he felt
+like cracking cheap jokes.
+
+“What is the time?”
+
+“It’s four o’clock in the afternoon--the time people here take their 5
+o’clock tea.” The yellow blinds drew to and fro in the breeze. Outside
+in the sunny square the women were selling oranges and flowers. Upstairs
+somebody began playing the piano. “This is Schumann,” she said. “Adolf
+plays this.” The blinds still swayed gently, gently, and they could feel
+the breeze on their burning cheeks. She knitted her brows. “What are you
+thinking?” he asked.
+
+“Adolf is waiting for me. I’ve neglected supper for father.”
+
+He turned on the switch. “No, no, I am ashamed of the light.”
+
+It was black night when they went out. Stepping into the taxicab at the
+door, she gave her address. “You shouldn’t have told him where you live
+before that old caretaker woman. You never can tell.”
+
+“I take full responsibility for what I do and I am prepared to face the
+consequences of my acts, and I have nothing to be ashamed of,” she said.
+He remembered the prudish cowardly attitude of his own forget-me-not
+eyed sisters, his mother, his maidenly aunts. “You wonderful girl!” he
+exclaimed. He felt grateful, so that he did not even mind how much he
+had to pay for the taxi. She scanned his face and his figure, and he
+instantly looked at his gloves. “They are filthy, I know.”
+
+“Give them to me, I will wash them for you.”
+
+“No, no, why should you?”
+
+“The maid will wash them.”
+
+“Very well, then.”
+
+The taxicab pulled up at her house door. “Just see me upstairs. It’s so
+dark.” She took hold of his arm and with a sure quick step ran up the
+stairs, while he fumbled uncertainly with his feet. She gave him a kiss
+in the dark, which missed the mark, handed him the house door key,
+begged him for the sake of love not to make a noise--and was gone. He
+felt his way carefully by the chalk walk, dirtying his coat and
+hands--and presently lost himself. For an hour he fumbled about in the
+dark, groping his way down the steps time without end, only to find
+himself at the end of each attempt in the coal cellar. Now I’ve made a
+noise, he thought, the caretaker will come out, call the police and have
+me arrested. I’m a lost man. When, having given up all hope, suddenly he
+saw a shimmering of light, then a new turning, the real stairs--and he
+was saved. The Votive Church as he went home seemed made of lace: the
+tall twin towers, like a prayer, strained heavenward in the blue night.
+He sat down on a bench and thought of her.
+
+He was more than usually courteous to the old caretaker woman. “A
+pretty girl, I call her,” she said, opening the heavy outer door for
+him, while he paid the customary “lockout money.” “Is she your bride?”
+
+He nodded.
+
+“Ah, well, young men have luck. But I’m not one to let the cat out of
+the bag.”
+
+He fumbled in his pockets.
+
+“Thank you.--I am known to be discreet. Baron Waldmeyer who lived here
+nine months ago also used to bring his bride up to his rooms, regularly
+three times a week you might say. A pretty girl she was, too, Lina
+Holz--you know the chemist’s daughter across the way. The white house
+opposite. That’s right. Never a word to anybody. God beware! They were
+very satisfied with me. ‘Frau Krampf,’ he used to say to me, ‘I can rely
+on you.’”
+
+Next day they were hurrying in the train into the country. “I too am
+glad we’re friends,” she said. “My family is nothing to me. Mother died
+when I was fourteen. She was so small I used to take her on my lap. My
+sister married rich, but she can’t do anything decently. She is such a
+snob--hides the fact that we are Jews. She will give father a new
+suit--or rather says she will--and all so haughtily, you know, so
+condescendingly, will talk so much about it and in the long run won’t
+buy him anything and will even borrow money from him in the end. She
+gives me things occasionally, or rather says she will and doesn’t. But
+that which is inside one she doesn’t know.”
+
+“Quite so.”
+
+Yet he had discovered that Isolde, despite her intellectual pretensions,
+was as fond of cabarets and dancing halls as any other child of
+pleasure-loving Vienna. And she was not content with going to one
+cabaret during a night, but from the one immediately wanted to go on to
+another, and from that to a third--in all respects similar to the first.
+
+“I’m different,” she said. “Already as a child we had no points of
+contact. My sister would go out on the Korso to be stared at by men,
+while I sought my friends among writers and artists, or went off by
+myself to the Opera and tried to find my real ‘I’ in the _Walküre_, the
+_Ring_, the _Meistersinger_, in _Tristan und Isolde_.”
+
+“Very becoming for one named Isolde! If one didn’t know you were above
+such cheap romanticism, one would almost suspect you gave yourself that
+name.”
+
+She laughed faintly.
+
+“Why--_did_ you?”
+
+She closed her eyes and nodded rapidly.
+
+“How clever of you!” He kissed her hand.
+
+“My real name is Rebecca.”
+
+“Let’s forget that it is. We’ll go to the Opera together--to _Tristan_.
+A good performance here, isn’t it?”
+
+She closed her eyes and nodded rapidly, significantly. “I’ll bring the
+complete musical score. I have the entire _partitura_ and we can follow
+it.”
+
+“By God! we’ll follow it!” said he, though he was quite unable to read
+music.
+
+At the Opera, all the liveried attendants seemed to know her. “Ah,
+Fräulein Isolde, it’s good to see you again!”
+
+“It’s the first time that I am here since (her eyes filled)--his death.”
+And she ushered him upstairs through drafty corridors with the air of a
+proprietress showing a visitor round the premises. “Here Hans and I used
+to sit. Or, when we had little money, we stood over there or sat on the
+steps.”
+
+“A fine Opera House.”
+
+“Yes, this is my temple.”
+
+She carried an enormous book--the complete musical score of the piece,
+and they sat down and he read the biographical note, while the orchestra
+enclosure gradually filled and the executants began tuning up their
+instruments.
+
+“Because I have never known love in real life I want now to realise it
+in music.” Thus Wagner one day wrote to Liszt. “I have jotted down in my
+head a _Tristan und Isolde_, the simplest but the most full-blooded of
+musical conceptions: with the black flag which flies at the end I then
+want to cover myself and to--die.”
+
+There was a meagre trickling of applause: the conductor threaded his way
+to his seat, passed his hand over the page under the green-shaded lamp,
+raised the _bâton_, and began. They sat close together, the Prelude with
+its high-stepping, long-striding sinuous tentacles groping after new
+resting-places, far out of reach, yet working out its salvation surely
+and steadily, swelling and widening, till--the conductor shaking his
+locks and his fists--the brass blared its compelling response; and, in a
+tide of regaining tranquillity, the Prelude gradually evened itself out
+to the level at which it began, and the curtains parted, revealing the
+ship. She followed the score with a preoccupied air, now and then
+nodding her head with that significant look of critical recognition; but
+when he asked for the place they were at she never could find it and
+began turning the pages backward and forward, six at a time and in vain.
+And when, in the second act, King Marke’s hunting horns died away and
+the cast-down torch went out, to a heart-sinking, intolerably dulcet
+cadence, and the night was all astir, and Tristan staggered to Isolde,
+and the great theatre plunged into the most passionately voluptuous
+music that has ever been, then they pressed each other’s fingers more
+tightly and their nerves throbbed in unison--until King Marke, returning
+at a moment least desired from the hunt, surprised the twain. In this
+passionate music, more truly voluptuous than the grosser senses of man
+can divine, there lies concealed a certain pledge: a foretaste, maybe,
+of a reality awaiting us, or one we needs must forego, wrenched from a
+far world by a genius, for us to partake of before we go under.
+
+In the interval he read more of the biography. Wagner, while working on
+_Siegfried_, wrote to a friend: “My musical sensibility already sways
+far beyond it--thither where my mood belongs: into the realm of
+melancholy.” It was his love for Mathilde Wesendonck--a love of denial
+for both--which determined the work. “That I have written Tristan I
+thank you out of my deepest soul into all eternity.” Thus he writes to
+her three years after completion. It has been said that the musical
+drama is unreal because the love in it is the artificial outcome of the
+love potion given to Tristan and Isolde during the voyage instead of the
+death drink they bargained for. But the potion, of course, is a symbol.
+Love was latent in them, but could not face the light of day: it is the
+belief in the certainty of their death held for them in the cup which
+works the love miracle. Only in death can they give each other. But of
+that “realm of stilled longings” they had been cheated. He was
+there--_Der öde Tag!_ And now the third and last act--the empty sea, the
+hollow day, the dreary convalescence, with the black flag already flying
+over their destinies. They sat and listened to the sundown glow now
+sensible in the familiar bars of this greatest of love-tragedies--as it
+had always been.
+
+The measured strains of the _Liebestod_ had grown quicker and more
+passionate; Isolde, wrenching her hands, was racing along with the
+orchestra which, at this turn, was taking the melody from her, easily,
+in rapidly rising voluptuous strains, climbing, slipping, climbing anew,
+rapidly, rapidly, to a climax, now, now.... The conductor, forgetting
+his quasi-reticent attitude, rose in his seat and with a sweep of his
+stick commanding one hundred and twenty-six instruments, drowned her top
+notes in a mighty volume of rapturous sound. But she did not mind. Nor
+did any one mind. On that plane of emotion one does not mind: one felt
+one wanted to go home, cover oneself with the black flag--and die....
+
+They made their way past the drafty swinging doors into the lighted
+streets and stood a while in the crowded Opernring, Peter taking her
+arm. He was elated. He tried to whistle bits he remembered, but she
+stopped him with a frown. In the café she seemed moody and irritable.
+“_Must_ you always scratch the cup out?”
+
+“I feel I am wasting my life if I don’t.”
+
+“Why don’t you lick it out with your tongue?”
+
+“What is the matter?”
+
+“I must talk to you very seriously.”
+
+“Well?”
+
+“Another day--to-morrow.”
+
+He would have died of anxiety if he had to wait till to-morrow.
+“To-night or not at all.”
+
+“About our--relation. I want to have it out with you. I don’t want you
+to be merely playing with me and then, when it suits you, drop me.” They
+were going down the teeming Kärntnerstrasse and bent their way into the
+Graben, walking up the famous Korso. “Here is father’s jeweller’s shop.”
+
+“What’s all this nonsense?” he asked peremptorily.
+
+“Father’s been bullying me. No money to give me. Business going to ruin.
+No one buying jewelry nowadays. ‘_Ein Skandal!_ You’re twenty-two and I,
+a man of eighty-six, have to go on supporting you!’ and so on, and so
+forth. My brother-in-law sits and talks to my father and tells him I
+ought to get married. And father curses me: ‘Again you’ve been out all
+night. A good bride and no mistake, Adolf sitting and waiting for you
+here all the evening!’ Of course, he is right in a way. But I never
+promised definitely to Adolf. I tell him, ‘Adolf, I value your feeling
+for me, and if no one better crops up I will marry you in the end.’ So
+he sits in our drawing-room all evening after leaving the venereal
+disease hospital, waiting for me and playing Chopin.”
+
+Peter thought of what he might say, but couldn’t say much. “Damn him!”
+he said.
+
+“And I mean--I don’t want to be playing ducks and drakes with Adolf, who
+is a man of fine feeling--”
+
+“But hasn’t he died? He was going to.”
+
+“He wasn’t a bit. He only put himself to bed so as to get me to come and
+sit at his bedside and hold his hand. And what I mean is, a man has a
+love affair, then another, a third, a fourth, and is only looked up to,
+even by women. But a girl has to think.”
+
+“Is there--is there--well, you know what I mean?”
+
+“No, there isn’t. All the same--”
+
+“But why say it like that?”
+
+“You should have thought of saying it yourself. I waited long enough.”
+
+“But why in the world did you make out you were
+unconventional--romantic--God knows what--unlike other women? Why did
+you?”
+
+“I thought you expected it.”
+
+Damned shameless lie, he thought; and said aloud:
+
+“This would not appear to correspond with the facts. Secretly you were
+out for marriage from the start and only pretended--don’t I see it
+now!--but all the time you were on the hunt for a husband.”
+
+“You needn’t flatter yourself. I’m good-looking enough to marry any time
+I want to. And such birds as you I can find on every bush.”
+
+“Thank you.”
+
+They had reached her house. “Well, am I to ring you up to-morrow as
+usual?” Her voice was not friendly.
+
+“As usual,” he said, and thought: As per usual, business as usual. But
+the irony of using such decrepit war slang would be lost on her. That
+was the worst of it all: they hadn’t really many points of contact. And
+making the most of the few they had, he pressed forward to kiss her.
+
+“No.”
+
+He shrugged his shoulders, raised his hat and went. He went by the
+familiar Kolowatring that he had paced no end of times before--in other,
+happier days. How far away they seemed now!
+
+Next day at two she did not call him up. At three she had not called him
+up. By five his anxiety had reached seething point. She would not call
+him up. She would never call him up. He was lost--damned. In all Vienna
+he could not find a place for himself. He sat and waited, hoping,
+doubting. And then, together with her friends, she came, as if not
+noticing him, and was about to sit down at a table, when he went after
+her and spoke. She turned round, abashed. “You are deadly pale,” he
+said. “Are you frightened, or what?”
+
+“No. But I didn’t expect to meet you here.”
+
+“And I waited--five hours. God, how I suffered!”
+
+She looked round at him to see if it was true. His face was haggard. She
+was not unkind to him, yet took little notice of him, only now and then,
+after the performance of an item turning to him with a--“Quite good,
+wasn’t it?”
+
+“Very good!” He was happy--come what might--for the abating of his
+erewhile suffering. He begged for an appointment next day and obtained
+one, and they lunched together at a freshly painted table of the
+restaurant in the Volksgarten. The foliage was breaking out and
+everywhere along the Ring the cafés were putting out their little
+“gardens.” He glanced at her legs in the flesh-coloured stockings. How
+romantically realistic--as if straight from Maupassant! he thought. And
+took her hand. She withdrew it. He took it again. “Don’t touch me.”
+
+“Why not?”
+
+“I can’t.”
+
+He remembered a cabaret singer in Vienna who sang in a feeble hoarse
+voice: “I can’t, I can’t, I’m weak on the chest,” and then immediately
+after in a voice that would put brass trumpets to shame, a voice so
+powerful that it made the window panes rattle--“I CAN’T, I CAN’T, I’M
+WEAK ON THE CHEST!!!” And he asked, “What do you mean ‘I can’t’? You’re
+not weak on the chest?”
+
+She did not laugh. “Something has broken within me--and I don’t know if
+it can ever be put right.”
+
+“Then we must set about mending it.”
+
+“There is a gulf, the bridge has been broken. I can never come back. I
+can’t help it. I’ve lost all feeling for you.”
+
+“But, my darling, we’re mending it, aren’t we?”
+
+“It can never be mended.”
+
+How charmingly she walked, with feet a little outward and swaying
+slightly from the hips. There was something of the awkward school girl
+about her. Would she ever come back?
+
+But one day, as the scent of jasmine hovered in the air and he gently
+passed his hand over her own and said, “My love, come back to me,” she
+closed her eyes with the lashes like black needles and nodded rapidly.
+
+The bridge was mended.
+
+His emotion of gratitude ran to kissing. “Can’t you sit still?” she
+admonished him.
+
+“But you are mine. Don’t you want to be?”
+
+“Not in that way.” _Her_ love ran to emotion.
+
+“In that way. Or I feel I am wasting my time.”
+
+“Ach!” she waived him aside like a fly. Then angrily, wearily: “Pull
+down the blinds!” She began to unhook her high collar at the neck. “Is
+the door locked at least?”
+
+He smiled reassuringly. “I’ve taken requisite steps against the
+possibility of King Marke appearing when he is least wanted.”
+
+He held her in his arms, and sang: “You Tristan, I Isolde, no more
+Tristan!...”
+
+“Shut up!”
+
+“There is little poetry in you.”
+
+“And you are a beast.”
+
+“Thank you.” And looking at her, drinking her in with his eyes, he
+thought, “Poor Richard Wagner! Who had never known such love as this!”
+
+He thought so. He thought so a long time, when she attracted his
+attention. “What do you want to do?”
+
+“Go home.”
+
+“No-o.”
+
+“No-o!” she mimicked him angrily. “You’re like that--never enough of a
+good thing--lick the sugar out of the bottom of the cup when there’s
+nothing left.”
+
+“Ha-ha!”
+
+“Nothing to laugh at.”
+
+He sang: “_Der öde Tag!_”
+
+He went to the adjoining room. When he returned she had her coat on and
+was powdering her face before the mirror. As they were leaving, “Put the
+light out,” she said. At the café she read the paper and hardly spoke to
+him. He looked at his associate in sin. Her face was still beautiful.
+Sin sat lightly upon her. He remembered afterward how they sat in the
+taxicab--how it rained outside. She only said, “Oh, yes, I’ve still got
+your gloves. You will get them to-morrow.” At the gate she gave him her
+hand, looked into his eyes, very kindly, he noticed, and said--“Peter,
+farewell.”
+
+“Good-bye. Matches!” he cried after her.
+
+“Don’t want any.”
+
+Walking home, he remembered her words and the strangeness of the
+“farewell” dawned upon him. Returning, he found a note on the table
+which he had not perceived as they went out. On the back of a slip
+“Rimless Stockings. Best Quality” he read: “We shall never see each
+other again. I _cannot_. Isolde.”
+
+And then came a letter.
+
+ “Peter, I have not much to tell you, but I have the feeling that
+ you are still waiting for something. Somehow a cleft has arisen
+ between us, which can never be bridged. Is it the fulfilment in us,
+ was this giving one’s self also the end? I do not know, but it may
+ well be so.
+
+ “In me there is no mourning, not a shimmer of disappointment, no
+ reproach either for you or for me. And now I know why so long I
+ could not find any words for you.
+
+ “And so farewell, Peter, I wish you the best of luck in all the
+ coming years.
+
+ “ISOLDE.”
+
+It was Easter. He strolled about by himself. When he perceived a black
+hat and flesh-coloured stockings, he invariably thought it was she. And
+the town was setting itself for the spring; the gardens, the freshly
+painted tables and chairs beckoned invitingly. He remembered how he had
+felt lost and damned when she had not telephoned to him one day, and now
+felt doubly lost--doubly damned. What sort of thing was life? What sort
+of creature was man? Daunted by tiny reverses, already squirming like a
+worm at a woman’s feet. There he was, just like Adolf, he who had been
+so sure of himself, supplicating for mercy, begging her for a morsel of
+bread. He strolled all alone about the town, waited at her gate, sat in
+the garden where (he remembered her telling him, though it had scarcely
+interested him at the time) she had played as a child. There were rows
+of seats lined with mothers and nurses. A little boy in the park was
+kicking a ball. A nice little fellow, he thought, but he’ll probably
+grow up to be a blackguard. Suddenly he saw her sitting with her
+friends. A hot pang shot through his heart. She spoke to him pleasantly
+but dispassionately. “How are you, Peter? How is life treating you?”
+
+“Rottenly.”
+
+When he had a chance to speak to her alone he supplicated for an
+interview.
+
+“Child, it’s no use,” she said wearily.
+
+“Yes, yes, a quarter of an hour--eye to eye--to discuss matters--to talk
+things over.”
+
+“All right then, to-night at 8.30.”
+
+When they did meet--at 9.30--he found that he had nothing to discuss,
+nothing to talk over. He only wanted her, craved for her physical beauty
+with all the strength of his physical being. She knew a subtler passion
+that hovered in her breast and was more like music, that went out in
+long curves and found no resting-places. And to her he had been part of
+that elusive dream. “Forgive me, Isolde, but really it’s your fault. You
+put it all so clumsily. Marriage. Yes. Even so, what can I do now?”
+
+At the word marriage her eyes lit up and a smile played on her face.
+
+“What can I say now? I can’t say: Isolde, marry me. I perfectly
+understand you can’t say--your pride won’t allow you to say, yes.”
+
+“I’ll go back to my memories. I knew I should have to be alone. I will
+never have another like Hans.”
+
+“I know it’s the bitter lot of those to follow him to fare badly by
+comparison. Alas! no live virtue stands the ghost of a chance at the
+side of retrospective illusion.”
+
+She looked at him sharply. “The comparison does not arise. I didn’t
+_love_ you.”
+
+“But then why, may I ask--yes, precisely, why--?”
+
+“Because I thought you expected it.”
+
+“Look here. Listen. I want to tell you something.”
+
+“Better hold your tongue.”
+
+“I expect--” it was a desperate step--“yes, I expect you to marry me.”
+
+Her face lit up at the word. She played with the idea. “I don’t
+deny”--she puffed at a cigarette--“that it would have certain immediate
+advantages. Father was carrying on again this morning. ‘_Ein Skandal!_
+I, an old man with one foot in the grave, have to keep you.’ ‘What do
+you want me to do?’ I cried at last. ‘You never taught me a thing. All
+the shops and offices are reducing their staff. Do you want me to go on
+the streets?’ He slapped my face. I went to my room and cried. Later he
+came to me. He was sorry. ‘I’d like to see you settled before I close my
+eyes.’ He’d be glad, and I’d be glad to make him happy. Let me see, I’d
+have a little money if I married--not much, still a trifle.”
+
+“Who from?”
+
+“My brother-in-law promised. Then there are silver things--knives and
+forks, solid silver--not much, but still something.”
+
+_Der öde Tag!_
+
+“Father might be prevailed upon to give something from his shop. Then
+furniture--a bedstead--two chairs. My sister has taken the mattress,
+though it didn’t belong to her. My mother left it to me.”
+
+The vulgarity of it--things--cupboards--carpets--meddling relations. How
+dismal was our human fate! He felt that one had but to set one’s ship
+towards romance, to realise how fruitless were one’s hopes and how soon
+frustrated! She thought of her father, of the end of squalor and deceit,
+the joy of her brother-in-law, her own home, children, wealth. “But--”
+she scarcely meant it--“but I can’t. It’s not honest towards you for me
+to accept a solution for reasons of convenience only.”
+
+“So you can’t?” He was almost relieved.
+
+“I can’t.”
+
+All the misery and anguish of his loneliness, his intolerable loneliness
+dawned upon him. He had spent a week without her. He knew what it was
+like. “Come, it really looks as though you didn’t want to make me happy
+for my own sake!”
+
+“Well, if you are sure that it will make you happy.”
+
+He was not sure. (He was sure of the contrary.) He drank his cup to the
+bottom and then took the spoon and licked off the sugar, while she
+watched him critically. And he thought: She won’t let me drink my coffee
+as I like. She won’t let me do anything as I like. I’m a lost man.
+
+She said, “We must look at it sensibly. We both will have our
+advantages. You will be proud of showing me to your people and friends,
+while I shall be doing things for you at home.” He looked at her: she
+was too small and when she walked she waddled like a duck. Indeed, what
+would his sisters think of it? He pictured her at forty, at fifty,
+sixty and seventy, while he pictured himself all the while at
+twenty-five. She complained a good deal of her father, but if the old
+man found fault with her it was, of course, with good cause. “I’ll mend
+this for you,” she would say--and never did. “I must visit Hans’s grave
+to-morrow”--but she went to a dance instead. He recalled that she had
+not yet returned his gloves--after keeping them two months!
+
+“But why are you looking so wretchedly sad? I’ve not accepted you yet.”
+
+“Not a bit.” He imagined his arrival with his dark bride in the United
+States, their appearing before his proud “one hundred per cent.
+American” mother, the astonishment of his slim forget-me-not eyed
+sisters, the curve of their raised brows.
+
+“If I married--” and she looked at him out of the corner of the eye to
+see how he took it, “we’d have separate bedrooms.”
+
+He smiled faintly. It was past a joke.
+
+“Cheer up. You look as though somebody has done you out of your money.
+I can see it won’t do. You’re so cold, so calculating, so concentrated
+on yourself. I am sure I could never marry you. I was merely joking.”
+
+“No joke, I meant it. It’s settled--you’re my bride now and I’m your
+blooming bridegroom.”
+
+“Your first experience?”
+
+“Yes. I feel like a fool.”
+
+“Thank you,” she smiled. “It’s my second.” She looked at her hands. “May
+I keep Hans’s ring?”
+
+“Yes,” he said gloomily. Hans. Fritz. Grete. Nauseating relations.
+They’ll want to congratulate him, see the ring, touch it, maybe--all the
+dark Jewish brood, dentists, skin-disease doctors, stock-exchange
+frequenters. A nosing father--perhaps suggesting purchasing the
+engagement ring at his own shop, offering a wedding ring “cheap” in
+advance, or questioning the value of it if bought elsewhere--belittling
+the outlay--pooh-poohing expense. It was unbearable.
+
+“Do your people speak German?”
+
+He shook his head abjectly.
+
+“Then you must teach me English.”
+
+“I’ll try.” He pictured her dumbness, her being tied to him night and
+day, his mother and sisters asking her easy simple questions:
+“How--do--you--like--America?” and her asking back: “Please?” every
+time. A bewildered aunt of his struggling with a dictionary to make
+herself understood. Isolde smiling propitiatorily at his mother, trying
+to curry favour with her, to appear the tender wife; and he the heavy
+father to their common children.
+
+“You needn’t look so unhappy. I haven’t accepted you yet.”
+
+“It’s one o’clock, the café’s closing,” he said peremptorily, and called
+to the waiter: “Herr Ober! Zalen!--Yes or no?”
+
+She did not answer, but smiled shyly. He took an empty cigarette box,
+unscrewed his fountain-pen, and wrote:
+
+“?”
+
+She took the fountain-pen from him and wrote:
+
+“!”
+
+He quibbled: “Is that an affirmative or perhaps an equally determined
+negative?”
+
+She did not answer. He helped her on with her coat and while he was
+putting on his own, slowly, pensively she was collecting her things into
+the bag: the powder-puff, the lip stick, the remaining cigarettes. He
+watched her eagerly. If she took the cigarette box with his “?” and her
+“!” it meant--he knew what it meant. It meant that in after years she
+would be saying: “On this empty cigarette box my husband once proposed
+marriage to me.” She would say it, a grey-haired gouty old woman, with a
+deep black moustache and a beard, lying in bed with one complaint or
+another, in a bonnet, her teeth in the glass at her side. She would say
+it to their children, little hairy black Jews creeping about everywhere:
+to her children’s children; and all those long years he’d be tied to
+her. Her gaze lingered on the cigarette box, and her thoughts, from this
+chance _memento_ of a romantic proposal swayed to that which it meant,
+her new life in America, her newly-gained freedom, the long-awaited
+salvation. But she noticed his searching critical look and did not take
+the _memento_.
+
+“Yes or no, for the last time?”
+
+They were moving to the door into the street, where the rain was
+beginning to dribble, and stood still on the pavement.
+
+She shook her head, and he made a movement to go. She wanted to say
+something to hold him back. “Here are your--your gloves, Peter.” And
+tears seemed to come to her eyes.
+
+He took them as a sign, pressed her hand and went his way hurriedly. At
+the corner a gust of wind blew the rain against his face and tried for
+his hat. He did not know what he had done, why he had done it, or what
+had been done to him. He only knew he wanted to go home, cover himself
+with the black flag--and die.
+
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+
+<h1>
+PRETTY<br>
+CREATURES</h1>
+
+<p class="cb"><i>By</i><br>
+WILLIAM GERHARDI<br>
+<br>
+<img src="images/colophon.png"
+width="100"
+height="133"
+alt="">
+<br>
+<br>
+<i>1927</i><br>
+DUFFIELD AND COMPANY<br>
+<i>New York City</i><br>
+<br>
+Copyright 1927 by<br>
+<span class="smcap">Duffield &amp; Company</span><br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<i>Printed in The United States of America<br>
+By The Cornwall Press</i><br>
+</p>
+
+<h2><a id="CONTENTS">CONTENTS</a></h2>
+
+<table style="font-style:italic;">
+<tr><td><a href="#THE_VANITY-BAG">The Vanity-Bag</a></td><td class="rt"><a href="#page_3">Page&#160; &#160; 3</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#THE_BIG_DRUM">The Big Drum</a></td><td class="rt"><a href="#page_69">Page&#160; 69</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#A_BAD_END">A Bad End</a></td><td class="rt"><a href="#page_85">Page&#160; 85</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td>In The Wood</td><td class="rt"><a href="#page_135">Page 135</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#TRISTAN_UND_ISOLDE">Tristan Und Isolde</a></td><td class="rt"><a href="#page_153">Page 153</a></td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p class="cund"><i>Other Books by William Gerhardi</i>:</p>
+
+<div class="poetry"><div class="poem">
+<span class="smcap">Anton Chehov</span>, <i>a critical study</i>.<br>
+<span class="smcap">The Polyglots</span>, <i>a novel</i>.<br>
+<span class="smcap">Futility</span>, <i>a novel</i>.<br>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_1">{pg. 1}</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_2">{2}</a><br>
+<a id="page_3">{3}</a></span></p>
+
+<h1><a id="PRETTY_CREATURES">PRETTY CREATURES</a></h1>
+
+<h2><a id="THE_VANITY-BAG">THE VANITY-BAG</a></h2>
+
+<h3>I</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">It</span> was not that <i>he</i> thought her beautiful; but other people thought so,
+which made him think of her as such. And when these others came in
+swarms to wrest the prize from him which he had looked on as his own, he
+fell in love with her. During his first week in Salzburg, he received a
+card from Frau von Kranich: “<i>As you whish to be introduced to
+interesting people, I would like to bring you on Monday next on the 15
+February inst. to Professor Hollmann-Blum where there will be a pretty
+large party. Please komme to me at a quarter to five o’klock</i> <small>P.M.</small> <i>We
+will go together or better still, in the tram car. With<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_4">{4}</a></span> my kind regards
+yours truly,&mdash;Emmy von Kranich.</i>”</p>
+
+<p>Calling, he beheld in the drawing-room with Frau von Kranich a young
+girl with clean-cut regularly chiselled features&mdash;he remembered
+later&mdash;of a quite extraordinary beauty. After introducing them: “Mr.
+Mackintosh Beck, of America;&mdash;Miss Schulz,” Frau von Kranich suddenly
+excused herself and went out. There was a pause. “What the devil can I
+say?” he thought.</p>
+
+<p>“Do you dance a great deal?” He felt this was a happy shot.</p>
+
+<p>“No,” said the girl.</p>
+
+<p>“I notice that you Austrians dance very differently from us, and I have,
+so as not to feel provincial” (he smiled: the girl did not), “gone in
+for dancing lessons at Herr Pfleger’s&mdash;despite my middle age!” (Again
+she did not smile.) “I am told, on good authority, that he is better
+than Herr Loewe.”</p>
+
+<p>“No,” said the girl. “Loewe is better than Pfleger.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_5">{5}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“But I think Herr Pfleger dances better then Herr Loewe,” he proffered
+tentatively.</p>
+
+<p>The girl smiled a faint smile, as if of compassion for Mr. Beck’s poor
+understanding. “No,” she said. “Loewe dances better than Pfleger.”</p>
+
+<p>There was an end of it. Mr. Beck was silent. Frau von Kranich came back
+with an enigmatic look on her face which implied: “Well, have you two
+young people hit it off?” And Mr. Beck felt sensitive for Fräulein
+Schulz, for, beside her, he was no longer young. But Frau von Kranich
+was so old that from the vantage-ground of her years the ages of both
+Mr. Beck and Fräulein Schulz seemed quantities so small as to appear to
+have no visible differentiation. She overtly began the matchmaking. “You
+must take long walks together in the spring as soon as the snow begins
+to thaw. She must show you round the lakes and up the hills.” Now that
+Frau von Kranich, who had no illusions about the hearts of young girls,
+was back, Fräulein Schulz ceased to be assertive and became the shy and<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_6">{6}</a></span>
+diffident young maiden Frau von Kranich must have thought her. When
+called upon to speak, she blushed and lowered her lashes. They put on
+their coats. Frau von Kranich, very small and old, and carrying a little
+pot of flowers in pink tissue-paper, crawled into the tramcar, Mr. Beck
+after her; and Fräulein Schulz, murmuring “Kiss the hand,” went her way.</p>
+
+<p>“She’s a beautiful girl&mdash;he, he,” said Frau von Kranich. The trolley
+rattled on. “She is a Cindrella who is waiting for the golden coach to
+halt at her door and for the Prince Charming to alight and offer her the
+shoe.” And she pierced him searchingly with her sharp watery old eyes,
+as if considering whether he might conceivably pass off as the desired
+Prince Charming, and laughed&mdash;“He, he, he!”</p>
+
+<p>When they had crawled out of the tram and crawled upstairs into the
+flat, they made their way into a hall overcrowded by people’s overcoats,
+and added to the huge stack, with the aid of a bewildered parlour-maid,
+their<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_7">{7}</a></span> own particular contribution. Frau von Kranich crawled towards the
+festive birthday table heaped with flowers and deposited thereon the pot
+in the pink tissue-paper.</p>
+
+<p>“Ah! ah! Herr Direktor Schulz!” A tall massive man of sixty-five, with
+long silver locks, stood in the doorway and now sat down by Frau von
+Kranich and talked to her, his big hands moving all the while in little
+gestures. Mr. Beck, amid the hum of conversation, was grateful for such
+fragments as his ear could catch. “This invidious meanness ...
+this&mdash;this ... mean invidiousness ... this&mdash;how shall I say?” Herr
+Schulz was saying, when Frau von Kranich introduced them. “Sit down,”
+she said. “He-he-he; you are so tall!”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Mackintosh Beck <i>was</i> tall. He was not handsome, but he thought he
+was; and when at home in Philadelphia the shop-girls stared at him
+behind the counter he thought they were admiring his features. From time
+to time, when, trying on a new suit at his tailor’s, for example, he
+beheld his face in the<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_8">{8}</a></span> three mirrors simultaneously from all four
+sides, he would experience a mild shock of revelation. But as a rule he
+would forget about his looks and go on figuring himself as he should
+have been instead of as he really was. “You can speak French with Mr.
+Mackintosh,” Frau von Kranich told Herr Schulz.</p>
+
+<p>“As a matter of fact,” Mr. Beck rejoined, smiling shyly through his
+horn-rimmed spectacles, “I am here to learn the German language, and I
+should esteem it a privilege to have the opportunity of exercising my
+poor knowledge if you have the patience to talk it slowly to me.”</p>
+
+<p>But Frau von Kranich looked as though she had something more important
+up her sleeve and was not to be deflected from her course. “French,” she
+said, “is the most wonderful language that I know for telling one <i>des
+plaisanteries</i>. I remember how, while my father was Bavarian Minister at
+Rome, the French Ambassador and I talked airy nothings for an hour and a
+half&mdash;he, he, he!” And she looked round at Mr. Beck to see if he had
+noticed it.<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_9">{9}</a></span> But Mr. Beck was looking at Herr Schulz and thinking of his
+daughter. He thought of the last girl he should have married and
+reflected, with a twinge of melancholy, that it was always girls who
+were to blame for the deflections in his career. He had wanted to remain
+at Haverford and prepare for a professorship, then a girl came in sight
+and he had to think of making money quickly. He left the University and
+took to banking. Then she left him, he ceased banking and went back to
+the University. And&mdash;strange, he thought&mdash;every time he was engaged it
+always happened that the cause of their estrangement was a male
+relative, a brother, father or an uncle whom, as a human being, he liked
+better than the girl. He was just thinking now, as he looked at Herr
+Direktor Schulz, how really strange it was that he should always like
+the fathers or the brothers best, when the host came up to him: “You
+come from Philadelphia? Which University? And what is your particular
+faculty?”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_10">{10}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“Well&mdash;my home town is Haverford, but I live in Philadelphia. My
+university&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
+
+<p>But Professor Hollmann Blum, with a little nod and smile, was already
+off and round the corner, his coat tails flying in the air, and talking
+to another guest.</p>
+
+<p>After coffee, the Professor gave a little lecture and passed on pictures
+of Tut-An-Khaman; after which each of the more learned guests was
+expected to contribute his intellectual quota.</p>
+
+<p>“I am a lonely soul here,” said Herr Schulz.</p>
+
+<p>“I felt that,” Mr. Beck rejoined, and glanced significantly at Herr
+Schulz, who looked as if he did not quite take it in; though when later
+he discoursed again, he turned with deference to the foreigner, and
+praised America. He spoke haltingly, with little gestures, little
+pauses, as if fumbling for the right word, and a number of people had
+gathered round him, but Herr Schulz turned more and more towards Mr.
+Beck. “When we are alone I should like to develop” (he threw out
+illum<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_11">{11}</a></span>inative little gestures) “before you the whole idea, so to speak.”</p>
+
+<p>“And who is the greatest living writer of the German-speaking world
+to-day?” presently asked Mr. Beck.</p>
+
+<p>Herr Schulz smiled, a little mischievously. “With my exception” (and
+Frau Kranich also smiled) “it’s Gerhart Hauptmann.”</p>
+
+<p>“The Herr Direktor is a poet,” she explained.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh?”</p>
+
+<p>“I will present you with a copy of my book when next we have the
+opportunity of meeting.”</p>
+
+<p>The Professor suddenly bobbed up from round the corner, and turning
+deferentially towards his host, the Herr Direktor, said: “The Herr
+Geheimrat will be able to reply to your question, Herr Doktor
+Mackintosh, with an authority greatly in excess of that which I
+command.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s that? What’s that?” asked the Professor, joining them as if for
+a long stay.</p>
+
+<p>“We were talking of<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_12">{12}</a></span>&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
+
+<p>But the Professor, with a nod and a smile, had already dashed off to the
+table in the other corner of the room and was fussing with a fork over
+the apricot cake.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Beck escorted the old lady home. “I like Herr Schulz,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>“He’s very nice to you because you are a new man, a foreigner at that,
+and listen to him&mdash;and that flatters him. While we have all heard it
+endless times before and are sick and tired of it; and he knows it. But
+I will bring his daughter, Irmgard Schulz, for you to the Baroness
+Hauch’s dance on Thursday afternoon. Baroness Hauch has the finest china
+set in Salzburg.”</p>
+
+<p>“Must I dress?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>“Dinner-jacket?”</p>
+
+<p>“No&mdash;cut-away.”</p>
+
+<h3>II</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">The</span> trouble was that Mr. Beck possessed no “cut-away.” Accordingly, he
+had one made,<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_13">{13}</a></span> and standing facing the three glasses at the front, with
+his back against three more, he suddenly perceived that he was very
+ugly. The tailor looked at him with glee, “American? Ah! ah! Dollar! A
+lot of dollar&mdash;he, he, he!” and recommended the most expensive stuff
+available, while Mr. Beck reflected with discomfort that not the least
+of his reasons in coming over to Austria was the resolve drastically to
+reduce expenditure. “Have the honour&mdash;kiss the hand&mdash;my
+compliment&mdash;greet God&mdash;commend myself,” the tailor bowed him out. In the
+afternoon Mr. Beck dropped cards on Baroness Hauch, on the door of whose
+apartment he read: “Baron Karl Franz Egon Gaestner zu Hauch
+Wolf-Kadelburg von Hofmannsthal,” and on Thursday, as arranged, he
+called on Frau von Kranich. Irmgard came. In her brown hat which covered
+her exquisitely moulded forehead she did not look quite so lovely, and
+he noticed that she had the small burning eyes of her father. At the
+Hauchs’ Irmgard appeared a little shy. She wore a blue dress<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_14">{14}</a></span> with white
+lapels and American brown shoes, and all the young men fell in love with
+her at first sight and danced with her uninterruptedly. Mr. Beck found
+himself seated far away from the table, with a cup of tea in his hand.
+There was no sugar in the tea, but the cup was too full and too hot: he
+knew he could never get up without spilling it&mdash;and he suffered in
+silence. Moreover, he remembered being told that the Baronin Hauch
+possessed the finest china set in Salzburg and he was tormented by the
+thought that at any moment he might drop the cup and smash the precious
+thing to smithereens! And what then&mdash;&mdash;? The hostess spoke agitatingly,
+with her mouth full of crumbs, and every now and then a crumb would be
+shot out of her mouth to fly like a bullet into the middle of the cakes
+and pies. “What a beautiful girl,” she remarked, watching Irmgard dance
+with her son Franz Egon Rudolf Ferdinand.</p>
+
+<p>“She’s just like a Cindrella,” answered Frau von Kranich, “waiting for
+Prince Charming to claim her.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_15">{15}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“But I hear,” breathed a nondescript lady, “that her father is not liked
+because of his intolerable conceit. I am told that when someone asked
+him recently about German authors, Herr Direktor Schulz had the
+indiscretion to reply that he was by far the greatest writer living! And
+he looks as though he thought it&mdash;walking round in that old-fashioned
+bowler and the astrakhan coat, looking like an English lord.”</p>
+
+<p>Frau von Kranich wrinkled her nose. “He is a little bit of a <i>parvenu</i>,”
+she said.</p>
+
+<p>“I haven’t noticed that,” rejoined the Baroness, while a crumb shot from
+her mouth right into the sugar-basin.</p>
+
+<p>“Still&mdash;a little.”</p>
+
+<p>They were beginning to play bridge&mdash;the princes seated in one room; the
+counts in another; the barons in a third, Mr. Beck among the barons, who
+spoke to him of the high purchasing power of the U.S. dollar and urged
+him to subscribe to various aristocratic charities. Frau von Kranich had
+long since gone away. When the gathering at last dispersed,<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_16">{16}</a></span> he went
+with Irmgard to the tram, but she suggested walking home together to the
+castle. “I like walking after a dance.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Beck considered. “I like walking&mdash;with you.” He thought this very
+daring. And he reflected, with inward satisfaction, that he was actually
+making love in German&mdash;for the first time in his uneventful life. It
+wasn’t ... “half bad!”</p>
+
+<p>She paused. “I like&mdash;walking,” she said.</p>
+
+<p>This was cautious. And Mr. Beck put out feelers. “I don’t want to impose
+myself on you, and please tell me when you’ve had enough of me.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll tell you.”</p>
+
+<p>“I mentioned it because it seems to me that Frau von Kranich is rather
+inflicting my heavy company upon your slender shoulders. Needless to
+say, for my own part I like it. At the same time, I feel I may be boring
+you with my imperfect German, and I’d do anything in the world rather
+than be a nuisance to you.”</p>
+
+<p>“She means well,” said Irmgard; and they<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_17">{17}</a></span> walked along in silence
+through the frosty streets.</p>
+
+<p>“Have you always lived in Salzburg, then?”</p>
+
+<p>“Always&mdash;since my birth.”</p>
+
+<p>“Do you like it?”</p>
+
+<p>“I hate it.”</p>
+
+<p>“But the people here are good people.”</p>
+
+<p>“I hate them.”</p>
+
+<p>“You ought to go abroad where the people might be more to your liking,”
+suggested Mr. Beck. “You’d like America.”</p>
+
+<p>“I hate Americans.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why?”</p>
+
+<p>She thought hard. “Because they wear such ugly knickerbockers&mdash;the
+tourists here.”</p>
+
+<p>“The child!” he thought. “The touching innocence!”</p>
+
+<p>They were now going by a long country lane that stretched across a
+lonely field of snow. Far away an engine whistled. The snow hung heavy
+on the trees. Mr. Beck conceived the plan of approach by way of her
+father. “I do love the way your father speaks&mdash;these little movements of
+the hands, this<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_18">{18}</a></span> fumbling pause, this seeking after the right word. He
+is by far the most considerable intellectual in the city.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, Papa is very clever.”</p>
+
+<p>They came out into an open space at the mouth of the river which
+extended wide into the distance, chained in ice. “This is our castle.”
+At the top of a hill surrounded by a fence stood the castle&mdash;looking
+rather less than a mere house. Irmgard quickly vanished up the steps.
+Mr. Beck stood still a while. The ice-chained river was bathed in
+moonlight.</p>
+
+<p>There was an added warmth that winter evening about the sky and moon as
+he walked home to his <i>pension</i>.</p>
+
+<h3>III</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">The</span> night after, he met the Schulzes at the concert in the City Hall.
+Herr Schulz always sat in the first row and championed foreign artists
+and blamed his own. That night the Russian Cossacks, visiting the city
+for two days, were giving a concert, and he presented<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_19">{19}</a></span> them with an
+autograph copy of his book, <i>The God Triumphant</i>, and made a speech to
+them, sprinkling it with words that came most readily and, as he
+thought, appropriately to his lips: “Gorki ... Tolstoy ... Dostoevski
+... the great Russian soul....” During the first interval they all sat
+down to refreshments. Herr Schulz held out his glass without a word. His
+daughter filled it.</p>
+
+<p>After the concert they walked together down the slippery street,
+drifting along with a crowd of Herr Schulz’s admirers, in particular two
+middle-aged ladies, to whom Herr Schulz took the opportunity of
+presenting the new arrival from America. They seemed to hang upon every
+word that issued from the master&mdash;the master expatiating on the concert
+with his customary little gestures and taking off his hat and waving it
+to right and left, in acknowledgment of innumerable greetings.</p>
+
+<p>“You have a lot of acquaintances,” Mr. Beck remarked.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, a lot of acquaintances, but not a single friend!&mdash;I come out with
+such aphorisms<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_20">{20}</a></span> quite spontaneously, you know. <i>Ach</i>, if, like Goethe, I
+had an Eckermann to take them down! As it is, they are not taken down
+and are forgotten. Ah, wait a bit: the other day a splendid aphorism
+occurred to me: ‘The only decent people nowadays are to be found among
+the Jews.’”</p>
+
+<p>“Come, try another!” the American commented to himself.</p>
+
+<p>“Or this morning&mdash;‘What we call morality is merely envy.’”</p>
+
+<p>“H’m.” There was a pause. “He was a great man&mdash;Goethe,” uttered Mr.
+Beck.</p>
+
+<p>“Goethe was&mdash;I once put it so well&mdash;Goethe was the illegitimate child of
+the gods.”</p>
+
+<p>“And Schiller?”</p>
+
+<p>“Schiller was a fallen angel who, through a faultless life on earth, has
+redeemed his fall and secured his amnesty.”</p>
+
+<p>“And Shakespeare?”</p>
+
+<p>“Shakespeare&mdash;Shakespeare&mdash;&mdash;” the Director fumbled. “Shakespeare&mdash;&mdash;”
+It was clear that he was forced this time to make it up<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_21">{21}</a></span> on the spot.
+“Shakespeare is a huge black angel.”</p>
+
+<p>“Try another!” the American reflected.</p>
+
+<p>“Shakespeare&mdash;&mdash;!” Herr Schulz suddenly became excited. “It’s
+incredible.” He walked up and down. He waved his hat high in the air as
+if acknowledging the greetings of acquaintances (who were not there),
+then stopped dead. “It’s&mdash;it’s&mdash;it’s beyond words. <i>King Lear.</i> <i>Antony
+and Cleopatra.</i> <i>Hamlet.</i> It’s&mdash;it’s&mdash;it’s&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
+
+<p>“And Goethe too,” the American took up gratefully.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, Goethe! What a life the fellow had, long, rich, and complete. And
+he was understood. Goethe had Schiller. But I am alone: I have nobody.”</p>
+
+<p>In bed, Mr. Beck pictured the wedding. Her dad showing off to advantage.
+What a splendid old fellow! Then the honeymoon, the bridal night, the
+return to her parents, the departure for the United States. Their
+married life when she would get used to him and find in him a vessel for
+her tenderest outpour<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_22">{22}</a></span>ings: when she would take him by the hand and,
+looking frankly in his eyes, would say:</p>
+
+<p>“Mackintosh, I love you.”</p>
+
+<p>Through his mind flashed pictures of travel, hotels in the hills, of
+evenings together, and kisses, caresses and love. And life seemed
+wonderful and miraculous and full of exquisite anticipations.</p>
+
+<h3>IV</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">When</span> next day he went to Gmunden, he was stopped in the street by a lady
+whom he recognised as one of the two middle-aged disciples of Herr
+Schulz, to whom he had been presented after the concert. “Have you, Herr
+von Mackintosh, come to see the Herr Direktor Schulz?” she asked.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Beck had come to have a quiet view of Gmunden. But he did not deem
+it polite to say so, and answered, haltingly, “M-yes&mdash;I think I have.”</p>
+
+<p>“Splendid! The Herr Direktor is now taking his after-dinner nap, but he
+will be up for<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_23">{23}</a></span> coffee at a quarter past four o’clock and would be
+delighted to have you take a cup with him.”</p>
+
+<p>“Curse him!” he thought. But at a quarter past four Mr. Beck was at the
+green, freshly painted gate of a beautiful white villa, trying hard to
+open the latch from inside, and Herr Schulz, just up from his nap, was
+coming smilingly down the steps in his pale-yellow boots to Mr. Beck’s
+assistance. He wore a coloured jersey with a plain back to it, and no
+coat, so that if you looked at him from behind, his shoulders appeared
+like gigantic epaulets, and there was something which suggested a
+fieldmarshal in his colossal bulk. They settled down to coffee in the
+over-heated glass veranda, the two ladies watching every movement of his
+brow. “Have you had a good sleep, Herr Direktor?” they inquired in
+unison.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>There was a pause.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” he repeated, “I have had a good sleep.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s good.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_24">{24}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Herr Schulz sighed. “Creative work is very exhausting. It’s not the same
+as giving a lecture. It’s work of the spirit and must be spun out of
+your own soul’s substance, so to speak. That’s what I keep telling the
+professors here&mdash;he, he!” he laughed maliciously.</p>
+
+<p>“Entirely so,” agreed Mr. Beck. Odd: all the time that the other was
+talking he could see through his pretense and laugh inwardly; yet Mr.
+Beck’s replies were sincerely respectful.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t mince words. I tell the professors here straight what I think
+of them&mdash;he, he! They don’t like me.”</p>
+
+<p>“No wonder,” said the guest, instinctively falling into line with the
+commanding personality of the other.</p>
+
+<p>“At the heat of creative work I can’t write, and so I dictate my
+thoughts to this lady here. I wish to goodness, Grete,” he turned
+towards the younger of the ladies, “that you would learn to use a
+typewriter.” He held out his cup: the lady filled it. “To attempt to
+read your hand is insufferable. How do you, Herr<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_25">{25}</a></span> Doktor Mackintosh, do
+your work&mdash;Ethnology is your subject, I think you told me?&mdash;do you use a
+typewriter?”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve an Underwood Portable&mdash;it’s quite small.”</p>
+
+<p>“H’m. I don’t think I could ever use a small typewriter. I should want
+something big and solid by way of a typewriter.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes! Yes!” the two sisters exclaimed ecstatically. “You must have
+everything big and solid, Herr Direktor, to express your personality.”</p>
+
+<p>“He, he!” he laughed, and turning to the guest&mdash;“These ladies are
+hero-worshippers,” he explained.</p>
+
+<p>“The Herr Direktor is always making fun of us,” they said, and looked at
+him adoringly.</p>
+
+<p>“Perhaps if you will kindly follow me upstairs it might be of interest
+to you to see the room where some of the more significant strands of
+thought occur to me of a morning. Sophie and Grete come in and draw the
+blinds open for me when I ring. I let the sun shine in my eyes, and as I
+lie in bed all the morning,<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_26">{26}</a></span> I think&mdash;God! the wonderful things that
+come into one’s head at these times. <i>Ach!</i> ... My family are jealous of
+these ladies because I spend so much time here. But I can’t work at
+home, with my wife and fourteen children in the house and the telephone
+going, doors banging. As I said to my wife when I left the house the
+other day, in protest: ‘It’s not the <i>fact</i> of the door banging that
+upsets me. No: it’s the brazen thoughtlessness <i>behind</i> the act, the
+invidious ignorance of the effect of such a bang upon an intellectual
+worker.’ That’s what drives me away from home to seek my real ‘I’ in
+solitude amid nature. Here I have peace. The ladies are so kind and
+thoughtful. It costs me nothing. They are only too glad to have me, and
+my company, they say, amply compensates them for whatever food I may
+consume here. Here I feel I can work. The sun shines in my window till I
+get up for dinner at two o’clock. After dinner I take a little nap on
+this tiny balcony till about a quarter past four, when I go down to
+coffee. After coffee&mdash;this reminds me&mdash;I take a little<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_27">{27}</a></span> walk&mdash;you must
+come with me&mdash;till suppertime. H’m. We might as well go now.”</p>
+
+<p>They went down the steps, Herr Schulz breathing heavily upon the nape of
+the visitor’s neck, who, turning round, asked, “Do you do most of your
+work after supper then?”</p>
+
+<p>“No. I turn in early. Creative work is very exhausting. After supper we
+have a little game of chess&mdash;and then we all turn in.”</p>
+
+<p>“I see. You do your writing in the morning, in bed?”</p>
+
+<p>There was a pause. “I have ideas buzzing in my head for a novel, a
+play&mdash;a philosophical work. But what I lack is the <i>inner</i> freedom. I am
+upset by the invidious perversity of the people around me, by the
+perfidious, shameless, iniquitous meanness of mankind!”</p>
+
+<p>Grete met them at the foot of the stairs. “I suppose, Herr von
+Mackintosh, that you’re an American journalist who has come over to
+Europe to acquaint himself with the life and works of Herr Direktor
+Schulz?”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_28">{28}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“Well&mdash;perhaps&mdash;yes&mdash;though of course&mdash;&mdash;” mumbled the visitor.</p>
+
+<p>Herr Schulz now stood half turned away from them, with his hands behind
+his back, brooding.</p>
+
+<p>“I should be glad,” said he, turning back to them suddenly, “if you,
+Herr Doktor Mackintosh, would acquaint the people of America&mdash;for whom,
+I assure you, I cherish the warmest regard (their achievements in
+technical knowledge are most valuable, I am sure, and are a significant
+contribution to mechanical progress)&mdash;if you would acquaint them with my
+writings and works and ... if you would be so kind,” he concluded.</p>
+
+<p>“Gladly.”</p>
+
+<p>“For I must confess that I do not expect much recognition at the hands
+of my own people&mdash;the professors especially. I have even coined a good
+aphorism about these gentlemen&mdash;‘science officials,’ I call them&mdash;he,
+he! They don’t like me. It’s nothing new, of course. There is even the
+proverb: ‘No man is a hero to his own valet’&mdash;I rather meant an<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_29">{29}</a></span>other
+proverb: ‘No man is a prophet in his own country.’”</p>
+
+<p>“Pardon me, Herr Direktor, but will you be good enough to acquaint me
+with the titles of your works.”</p>
+
+<p>Herr Schulz suddenly grew earnest. “There is that&mdash;<i>God Triumphant</i>&mdash;you
+know that. Or&mdash;I beg your pardon&mdash;I will send you a copy of it when I
+get home. Then&mdash;then there are one or two little&mdash;well, youthful
+attempts&mdash;school essays. Since I left the Bank two years ago I have not
+been able to do anything at all. I lack the inner freedom.”</p>
+
+<p>“No matter. With us it’s not so much the work as the personality that
+counts. And that, I can assure you, you have in ample measure. You even,
+if you will pardon me for saying so, remind me of Henrik Ibsen.”</p>
+
+<p>“Of Björnson,” corrected Herr Schulz. “Ibsen was
+small&mdash;insignificant-looking. But Björnson was a man after my own face
+and stature&mdash;he, he!”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes! Yes!” chimed in the ladies. “The image of Björnson!”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_30">{30}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“Though some people say I look rather like an English lord&mdash;he, he!”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Beck had never seen an English lord and did not know what a lord
+exactly looked like; but he knew he did not look like Herr Direktor
+Schulz. He gazed at the Director as he stood there with the “epaulets.”
+He <i>was</i> a great man; there was no doubt about it when you looked at
+him&mdash;six feet and a half high and two full spans between the shoulders!</p>
+
+<p>“I shall now leave the two gentlemen to themselves,” said Grete. “They
+have doubtless important matters to discuss which are not for a woman’s
+poor mind.”</p>
+
+<p>“We shall be back for supper, Grete,” rejoined Herr Schulz, “which I
+trust we shall enjoy the better after our walk.”</p>
+
+<p>“I will do my best that it may come up to your expectation, Herr
+Direktor.” And the two men went through the garden into the adjacent
+wood, Herr Schulz breaking off dead branches (an easy enough job, the
+visitor reflected) as if to bear out the impression that he was, in
+every respect, a colossus. “You are<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_31">{31}</a></span> lucky,” he said. “You’re still
+young, independent, can do your work without interruption. But I&mdash;I try
+to keep it down, but bitterness&mdash;bitterness rises here in my breast
+against&mdash;against people&mdash;debts, petty tyrannies&mdash;the invidious meanness,
+the iniquitous perfidy of mankind!” Herr Schulz broke off a dead branch.
+“If I had some great sorrow, I would rise to the occasion, like a tragic
+hero&mdash;a King Lear, let us say&mdash;with credit and glory. But no! These
+petty, senseless little pinpricks&mdash;the telephone ringing while I am
+composing a lyric, the door slamming away&mdash;these pinpricks ...
+these&mdash;these dirty little setbacks....”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Beck looked sympathetic. “I understand. Even Tartarin de Tarascon
+used to say: <i>Des coups d’épee, des coups d’épee, messieurs, mais pas
+des coups d’épingle!</i>”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t know. Haven’t read him.” He stopped, and suddenly, from habit,
+though no one was about, took off and waved his hat high in the air, as
+if acknowledging the greeting of somebody behind the trunk of the tree,
+then<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_32">{32}</a></span> put it back on his head. “While I am trying hard to mount Pegasus
+I am pulled down ignominiously by the breeches, so to speak, because
+they come to tell me that baby has choked himself with orange pips. My
+wife has given birth to fourteen children. I ask: “What can a poet do?”</p>
+
+<p>“Exactly. On that ground I am in favour of Eugenics.”</p>
+
+<p>“What!” Herr Schulz broke off a dead branch. “You are in favour of
+that&mdash;that invidious&mdash;that&mdash;that infamous practice. You&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
+
+<p>“I am. I have a nightmare: over-population.”</p>
+
+<p>Herr Schulz pooh-poohed this statement. “Nonsense! Look,”&mdash;his eye was
+searching forward past the densely growing trees; he pointed to an empty
+meadow,&mdash;“Look: plenty of standing room.”</p>
+
+<p>“I am thinking,” the American pursued, “of the poor women who bear child
+after child without respite.”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s their business.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_33">{33}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“But surely, Herr Direktor, there is many a wife who does not want any
+children. What are you to do with such a woman?”</p>
+
+<p>“Fling her out of the window,” was the advice. “No, no, Herr Doktor
+Mackintosh, it’s no good arguing. My wife has had eleven children by me
+and three by my predecessor. I have no money. Being honest, I retired a
+poor man. I am creaking under a burden of debt. But I won’t stop. I will
+not contradict the will of God. And my old woman knows better than to
+show signs of unnatural reluctance. She knows her man&mdash;he, he!”</p>
+
+<p>“But don’t the children get to be weaklings?”</p>
+
+<p>“Not a bit of it. My youngest boy, who is only two, is the cleverest of
+the lot. I can talk to him as I do to you. Though naturally,” the
+Director hastened, “he hasn’t got your knowledge. Ethnology, is your
+subject, is it not?”</p>
+
+<p>“Quite so.”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course.”</p>
+
+<p>“And your daughters, Herr Direktor?” Mr. Beck thought this might be the
+chance to ask<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_34">{34}</a></span> Herr Schulz for the hand of Irmgard, though, on second
+thoughts, he resolved that it would be wiser to approach the daughter
+first.</p>
+
+<p>“My daughters are not quite so clever. But then what can you expect of
+mere women? Though, Irmgard is awakening. She has vague unfocussed
+longings....”</p>
+
+<p>“That reminds me,” chimed in the guest. “I have been reading recently
+the correspondence between Goethe and Schiller. There is a passage where
+Goethe speaks of Spring: ‘I have an objectless sorrow in Spring....’”</p>
+
+<p>“I too,” said Herr Schulz. “<i>Ach!</i> when I look at the hills and the
+lakes and the breaking rigour of the sky, I want&mdash;I want to go <i>praying</i>
+through the world!”</p>
+
+<p>“Entirely so,” said the other.</p>
+
+<p>They were returning to the villa, and Grete was waiting for them on the
+steps. “All’s ready,” she smiled dotingly.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_35">{35}</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>V</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">And</span> now Frau von Kranich began inviting him: “<i>Please komme on Fryday
+next at 4 o’klock p.m. We will go together to Wolfs.</i>” Or, “<i>Please
+komme on Thursday at 3 o’klock p.m. We will go to Schmidts.</i>” Presently
+he had another letter:</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Miss Schulz is just staying with me und whishes me to invite you for
+next Thursday to komme to the castle at 4 o’klock p.m. Then she advises
+you further to take dansing lessons by Herr Loewe to learn Wienerwalzer.
+I hope you don’t think me forward. If so, I beg your pardon. With her
+und my best compliments, Yours truly, Emmy von Kranich.</i>”</p>
+
+<p>Next morning there was another missive. Across a visiting card on which
+stood “Emmy von Kranich, née von Kolbe,” she wrote: “<i>You are geting
+with this an invitation for a closed society fancy dress to which Miss
+Schulz will also komme. She is kounting on you beeing there because you
+are to accompany her home. Yours truly.</i>”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_36">{36}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>When on Thursday he set out for the Schulz’s, he walked as it seemed to
+him a deuced long way, until at last the river spread wide before him
+and he perceived the castle on the hill, looking more than ever less
+than a mere house. He went up the winding path, till in the annexe on
+the second floor (the castle had been commandeered during the war and
+ever since the Schulz’s could not get the lodgers out) he rang the bell
+and waited, while his heart thumped loud within him. It was Irmgard
+herself who opened the door for him&mdash;Irmgard in a dark-blue velvet dress
+which she might have worn when she was only fifteen, and her hair, he
+noticed, was put up for the first time. As he entered the drawing-room
+(which, for lack of space, served also as a dining-room, and, in fact,
+as a study for the Herr Direktor at such rare times as he was at home:
+to-day he wasn’t) the mother of the fourteen children rose to greet
+him&mdash;a woman remarkably fresh for her achievement. On a pedestal stood a
+huge bronze bust of Herr Schulz, and on the shelf behind, two small<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_37">{37}</a></span>
+busts&mdash;of Goethe and Schiller. There was a moment of confused silence.
+Mr. Beck surveyed the view through the window and expressed ravishment
+in no measured terms. A tiny little boy of two came in. “This is Karl,
+our youngest,” said Frau Schulz. And Irmgard, to give herself something
+to do&mdash;for she seemed very shy, Mr. Beck felt, at this overt arrival of
+the first grown man who had come expressly for her sake&mdash;took her little
+brother on her lap and screened her face with him from the visitor. But
+tight as she held him, he managed to crawl off and whispered something
+into his mother’s ear.</p>
+
+<p>“No, the Herr Doktor is not interested to see your horse,” she rejoined
+aloud.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, but I am!” And by the mother’s pleasant smile he felt that he had
+thus commended himself to her heart.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, fetch it then,” she said to Karl, who vanished; and presently
+there came a scratching, squealing noise from the adjoining room, and
+Karl dragged in on a long string a cadaverous moth-eaten rocking horse
+and began<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_38">{38}</a></span> taking off the saddle in front of the visitor, who patted it
+to gain time, while thinking hard of what he might say next. He had an
+agreeable feeling of being taken straight into the heart of the family.
+Mother and daughter had fixed their eyes on Karl and Mr. Beck, who as it
+were made a tableau together, and the guest ransacked his mind for
+something at once appropriate and amusing to say to Karl. But&mdash;“Can you
+strap the saddle to the head?” was all he could produce. The little boy,
+evidently not amused, gravely repudiated the suggestion. Irmgard got up
+and busied herself with the tea-things. Her mother’s glance followed her
+fondly. “You can’t guess, Herr Doktor, what Irmgard will be wearing at
+the fancy-dress ball?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, no!” cried the girl. “You mustn’t tell or he’ll recognise me!”</p>
+
+<p>On the piano lid stood a family group which attracted Mr. Beck’s
+attention&mdash;<i>padre</i>, <i>madre</i>, and fourteen <i>bambini</i>: twelve girls, two
+boys. “This is Hellmuth, our grown-up brother. He is twenty-nine.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_39">{39}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“H’m. A good-looking youth,” commented the visitor.</p>
+
+<p>“He used to be good-looking. But a year ago in tobogganing down the hill
+he banged with his nose into a tree, and ever since his nose is twice
+its former size. I always tease him about his double nose.”</p>
+
+<p>“How very funny!”</p>
+
+<p>The hours flashed by like lightning. The window grew dim. The maid came
+in, lit the lamp and drew the curtains. The hostess looked as though she
+thought that Mr. Beck ought to go now. But Mr. Beck sat still, and did
+not move.</p>
+
+<p>“Irmgard is going to town now to a dancing lesson at Herr Loewe’s. She
+feels a little out-of-date and wants to regain confidence before the
+dance to-morrow,” Frau Schulz imparted to the lingering guest.</p>
+
+<p>“You can come with me,” said Irmgard, “and arrange with Loewe about your
+<i>Wienerwalzer</i> lessons.”</p>
+
+<p>They went down the endless road, Irmgard smiling to herself. She called
+in at several<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_40">{40}</a></span> shops&mdash;“Just wait outside, will you?” He noticed through
+the glass door how the men behind the counter stared at her with
+rapture, and he felt proud of being&mdash;even if compelled to wait
+outside&mdash;her immediate companion. “Now we can go to Loewe’s,” she
+said&mdash;and sighed. And at that sigh, consummative of their arduous day’s
+work, he felt a thrill&mdash;and also sighed. “Now I should ask her,” he told
+himself, but they were crossing the main street and dodging vehicles,
+and now already they were at Herr Loewe’s door. He watched her take her
+lesson, Herr Loewe, as he held her in his practised arms, smiling all
+the while into her eyes. And when she left Herr Loewe exercised him for
+an hour and a half in the whirling motions of the <i>Wienerwalzer</i>,
+charged him a hundred thousand crowns and instructed him to come again
+to-morrow.</p>
+
+<p>On the way to Herr Loewe’s next day he called on Frau von Kranich. “Mind
+the lamp,” she drawled. But Mr. Beck had already knocked his scalp
+against the pike of<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_41">{41}</a></span> the brass fitting, and so sat down, feeling a
+little stunned, facing the old dame. “He, he, he&mdash;you are so tall,” she
+laughed, and looked at him in a strange way, as if to ask: “Is it coming
+off all right?” Mr. Beck responded with a look of joyous confidence. And
+she said, “We may soon be able to congratulate you?&mdash;he, he, he!”</p>
+
+<p>“I hope so,” he responded, rising and once more knocking his head
+against the lamp.</p>
+
+<p>“Mind!” said Frau von Kranich. She sat there in a soft armchair, with
+feet resting on a cushion, and smiled before her faintly&mdash;an old, old,
+white-haired woman with one foot already in the grave.</p>
+
+<p>“What’s this?” he asked, striding over to the wall.</p>
+
+<p>“A miniature of my mother as a young woman at the time my father was
+Bavarian Minister at Rome.”</p>
+
+<p>Herr Loewe that day had hired two girls to spin Mr. Beck round, and,
+clad in his new cut-away, with his tails in the air, he went round and
+round, till one girl was fagged out and the<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_42">{42}</a></span> other took him on and
+whirled on with him till he felt faint and the blood rushed to his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>“Come now, beat the time with the right heel,” Herr Loewe admonished
+relentlessly. Mr. Beck spun round in a pink faint and reflected that his
+suffering must be endured for love’s sake.</p>
+
+<p>“Now you’re all right,” Herr Loewe absolved him, more kindly, pocketing
+another hundred-thousand-crown note. “The secret remember, lies in
+beating the time with the right heel.”</p>
+
+<p>On his way home, his heart thumping irregularly after the lesson, he
+thought: “Am I too old for her? Can girls like Irmgard really begin to
+love middle-aged men like myself?” The tailor had brought the new
+dinner-jacket and retired: “Have the honour&mdash;kiss the hand&mdash;greet
+God&mdash;commend myself&mdash;my compliment,” and as he was putting on his new
+clothes he whistled: “I, Mackintosh J. Beck, am taking out the prettiest
+girl in Europe!” He shaved with especial care, and<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_43">{43}</a></span> beheld his face and
+his entire figure in the looking-glass with genuine satisfaction.
+Walking through the sloppy streets&mdash;it seemed that spring was already
+beginning&mdash;he remembered a bet with a college chum at home. The first of
+them to be engaged was to send the other a cheque for fifty dollars. He
+imagined his chum opening the envelope. He pictured how he would arrive
+in America with his young wife, how he would spite the dark-eyed Susy
+who had broken with him just because he happened to prefer the company
+of her intellectual brother to her own.</p>
+
+<p>Schindler at last. All shake hands and introduce themselves, the
+Secretary in addition presenting Mr. Beck right and left as “Mister
+Captain Mackintosh.” He waits at the door. She comes in at last, dressed
+as a butterfly and wearing a black mask with a tilted nose. It was cold
+in the room and she twitched her nude girlish shoulders.</p>
+
+<p>“I recognised you straight away.”</p>
+
+<p>She looked a little sulky. Or was it the black mask that made her look
+so? The<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_44">{44}</a></span> mother smiled sorrowfully. “I said he’d recognise you straight
+away if we went in together.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m afraid this is not a very good table,” said the cavalier, escorting
+them.</p>
+
+<p>“It will do,” said the girl.</p>
+
+<p>“Why so sulky?”</p>
+
+<p>“I was so before we left.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, never mind.”</p>
+
+<p>The waiter came up. “What will you have?”</p>
+
+<p>“Nothing yet.”</p>
+
+<p>Remembering what Frau von Kranich said,&mdash;“You ought to have come not as
+a butterfly, but as Cindrella,” he ventured.</p>
+
+<p>Her mouth smiled behind the mask, but the eyes still looked defiant.
+“Oh, yes, while I remember&mdash;&mdash;” The mother was fumbling in her bag, and
+presently produced from there a copy of <i>The God Triumphant</i> with a huge
+brown man with a broken nose upon the cover, and duly autographed
+inside. “My husband<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_45">{45}</a></span> sends you this, with his respectful compliments.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, thanks&mdash;” Mr. Beck was peeping furtively into the pages, and&mdash;“It’s
+a great book,” he gave his grateful verdict.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, not everyone can understand it,” agreed the author’s wife.</p>
+
+<p>Through her black mask with the unbecoming tilted nose Irmgard’s eyes
+glared angrily, defiantly, and he wondered what precisely was the
+matter. When the waiter came again, she would have nothing. When he came
+a third time, she would have nothing. When he came a fourth time,
+Irmgard said, abruptly, that she would have lemonade. Mr. Beck suggested
+wine, and she said she would have none, and Mr. Beck, thinking she was
+sorry for his pocket, hastened to suggest lightheartedly that Tokai wine
+was very nice and sweet. “I know Tokai wine,” she said, in a tone
+implying that it was certainly as familiar to her as to himself. “But I
+don’t want it.”</p>
+
+<p>After that Mr. Beck sat silent for a while. And the waiter brought the
+lemonade. She<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_46">{46}</a></span> sipped at it once, and then did not touch it again. The
+waitress came along with the cakes. “Will you have some?” he ventured.</p>
+
+<p>But she shook her head and sighed. He looked at the mother, and the
+mother cast a sympathetic look at her. “Cheer up. He may come yet.”</p>
+
+<p>The girl did not answer. Mr. Beck thought that he must on no account
+whatever miss the moment of proposing to her. “Shall I now?” But at the
+sight of her defiant eyes he let his head drop on his chest: and,
+behold! he noticed with dismay, that he had dropped pieces of the sticky
+chocolate-cream cake upon his trousers, and thinking this was possibly
+the reason why she was angry, he began to scratch it off, tentatively
+with his finger-nail. She averted her glance, still looking angry; and
+thinking that <i>this</i> was then why she was angry, he stopped scratching.
+Mother and daughter exchanged vague glances. “But to-morrow he is sure
+to come.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, I think he’ll come to-morrow,” said the girl&mdash;and looked more
+friendly.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_47">{47}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Mr. Beck rose. “May I have this dance?” She got up, without answering
+him, and adjusting her butterfly wings which hung down from her wrists,
+came into his arms, and they glided away cautiously and not too
+confidently. “Shall I now?” But he had to concentrate his attention on
+manœuvring her past other couples, while she seemed very frightened of
+making a mistake, and it was a relief to them both when the music
+stopped and they returned to the mother. “A bad floor,” said Mr. Beck.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, the floor is not good.”</p>
+
+<p>“Do take off your mask.”</p>
+
+<p>She shook her head.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Beck did not dance the next dance, nor the one after. Nor did a
+single cavalier come up to her.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, come, take off that mask!” her mother urged at last.</p>
+
+<p>Irmgard shook her head. A minute elapsed; and she took off the mask.</p>
+
+<p>No sooner had she done so than a cavalier was at her side, then a
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_48">{48}</a></span>second, a third, a fourth, a tenth. Introductions&mdash;Herr Baron&mdash;&mdash;, Herr
+Graf&mdash;&mdash;. All the impecunious aristocracy of Austria was wooing her
+virginal charms. Irmgard brightened up. She danced. “What a beautiful
+girl!” “What an exquisite face!” said the old fogeys surveying her. They
+wished they could dance too, but their dancing was of the old school:
+alas! they were ignorant of the jazz.</p>
+
+<p>But at last the conductor held up his <i>baton</i> more defiantly&mdash;and it
+went off, the old ever-popular waltz <i>To the Beautiful Blue Danube</i>. All
+the old fogeys, who had so far languished in obscure corners, crawled
+out, like beetles, at the sound of the first bars, and went spinning
+round on their axes, to the large, deliberate rhythm. Mr. Beck wanted to
+try his luck, but before he could open his mouth Irmgard was off,
+whirling round with Baron Karl Franz Egon Gaestner zu Hauch
+Wolf-Kadelburg von Hofmannsthal. Mr. Beck looked at her complexion. It
+was perfect as in a child, and the nose shone slightly. Clearly she
+hadn’t even begun to use powder.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_49">{49}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Elated by her sudden success, Irmgard wanted to go to Herr Loewe’s dance
+next door. She was impatient&mdash;could not wait for the cloak-room
+ticket&mdash;could not wait till Mr. Beck had got back his change. She danced
+with him, excited by the stares which she received from every side,
+drunk with success. “Now let’s walk,” she said, taking his arm.</p>
+
+<p>“This is the time,” he thought. “Still one can’t very well barge into it
+like that. One ought to tell her something about oneself,” he argued
+with himself; and opportunely said: “You hardly know anything about my
+life and work. I must seem a stranger to you&mdash;a blank signifying
+nothing. And yet I’ve written some standard works in Ethnology and am of
+some account in that branch of science.”</p>
+
+<p>“You must write in German if I am to read them,” she replied. “Now we
+must rush back.”</p>
+
+<p>At that “we” he felt unusually intimate, and he said as he helped her on
+with her coat, “Turn up your collar,” and even turned it up<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_50">{50}</a></span> for her, at
+which she frowned. “Now for it!” he thought.</p>
+
+<p>“I want to tell you something.”</p>
+
+<p>“Afterwards,” she said, and rushed away from him back to her mother.</p>
+
+<p>He walked with them to the castle. At the injunction of the mother
+Irmgard did not speak and held her shawl close to the chin. When he went
+to bed it was past five o’clock.</p>
+
+<h3>VI</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">The</span> night after, he joined them at the dance in the City Hall. It seemed
+that the entrance ticket had already been provided for him by the girl.
+But when, pocket-book in hand, he was about to give her the money, she
+flared up&mdash;“Don’t give it me here!”</p>
+
+<p>And he smarted. When he came up to her in the ball-room he saw that she
+was red and angry, standing with her brother Hellmuth with the double
+nose, who was also red and angry. They could not secure an empty table
+and stood in the drafty doorway, jammed by<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_51">{51}</a></span> the crowd. “Will you put
+this into your pocket?” She handed him her little vanity-bag. The band
+struck up a <i>Wienerwalzer</i>, and he asked her. It didn’t go as well as it
+should have done, after two lessons. “Beat the time with the right
+heel,” he remembered Herr Loewe’s injunction. And he <i>did</i> beat it, and
+with the right heel. Only he could not get it exactly in time, and the
+left heel came down of itself just as the right one was due, every time.
+They had only done a few paces. “No, that won’t do,” she said, releasing
+him.</p>
+
+<p>Two lessons gone for naught! However that may be, he must not miss the
+chance&mdash;perhaps the last&mdash;of proposing to her: “Shall I now?”</p>
+
+<p>But she looked angry. Her (father’s) small eyes looked angry, as if at
+the perfidious meanness, the invidious perversity of mankind. Her sister
+Elsa’s fiancé, a young man employed at the local circus, was making
+funny little signs to Irmgard, to amuse her. But she never looked. Mr.
+Beck gave up talking to her.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_52">{52}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“Ah! Mister Captain Mackintosh!” A man whom he had met the night before
+came up to him and, taking him by the arm, imparted to him that he was
+looking for a certain Dr. Schmidt. And for an hour Mr. Beck was dragged
+about all round the rooms and through the vestibule and down the
+restaurant and up the stairs all round the gallery, in search of the
+elusive Dr. Schmidt whom he had never seen nor even wished to see. They
+did not find Dr. Schmidt; and it is to be presumed that Mr. Beck died
+without seeing him; but he killed, however disagreeably and
+unprofitably, one hour of his mental agony.</p>
+
+<p>Exhausted, he sat down in the gallery and watched the crowded ball-room
+heave in whirling couples to the mighty rhythm of the <i>Danube Waltz</i>.
+The big orchestra put a dashing emphasis into the mighty regularly
+whirling rhythm. “For you the hesitant irregularities of jazz: for us
+the regular abandon of the <i>Wienerwalzer</i>,” these whirling sounds and
+faces seemed to sing aloft. And behold, a military figure holding in his
+martial arms a<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_53">{53}</a></span> slim fair lady went round and round, tapping the time
+with his right heel. And there again&mdash;an elderly couple: they had placed
+their hands on each other’s shoulders at arms’ length and went round,
+the man tapping his heel. A postal official whirled round with his girl,
+his face all of a smile. These multitudinous couples did not bang into
+one another as often as one might expect. Like so many spinning-tops,
+they each turned on their particular axis, just clearing each other,
+while the music lashed them on into a frenzied passion of regular
+rhythm. Mr. Beck leaned forward, watching down into the vulgar opulence
+of the gilded ball-room&mdash;stunned, fallen into a trance or reverie. And
+the conglomeration for some reason recalled to him those crowded
+frescoes packed with human figures that one sees in Botticelli. Away,
+away was the postal official. And there, nearing his end of the room,
+was Irmgard, the beautiful girl!</p>
+
+<p>When at length he returned to the joint table, Irmgard was not there; it
+seemed as if she avoided him. Mr. Beck caught a sentence<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_54">{54}</a></span> which had
+passed between Elsa and her fiancé: “It’s too late&mdash;he won’t come now.
+Poor Irmgard!” The betrothed young couple took pity on the lonely Mr.
+Beck and, with the aid of another young couple, got him to join in a
+complicated dance in which Mr. Beck had to describe elaborate, intricate
+figures with his tired legs&mdash;and felt like a fool. Irmgard, with an
+angry frown, danced with a pale young man with a pinched look. Mr. Beck
+paced round alone, pulling out his watch and rehearsing mentally how, in
+parting, he would thank the betrothed young couple for their kindness to
+him and hand Irmgard back her vanity-bag, without a word&mdash;and go. They
+talked of wanting to go on to a coffee-house to drink coffee till eight
+in the morning, by way of doing justice to the Carnival, but Mr. Beck
+only wanted to get into bed and to calm his poor nerves. The hours
+dragged. It was four; then it was five&mdash;but still the dancing went on.
+At last he buttonholed the circus man. “I want to go home,” he pleaded
+wearily.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_55">{55}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“No, no! We’re staying on till six. Surely, Herr von Mackintosh, you
+don’t want to be guilty of ruining our little Carnival party?”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Beck did not want to ruin anything and as a cultivated man in
+foreign parts, deemed it only right not to do anything which might cause
+them, in their own poor light, to think him ill-mannered. So he paced on
+by himself round and round (he was afraid that if he sat down he might
+fall asleep), now and then pulling out his watch and yawning into his
+white-cuffed hand. The clock struck half-past seven. It struck eight
+o’clock. Somebody was making a collection for the band, and spoke: “If
+we pay them they’ll play on till nine.” A sleepy waiter looked angrily
+at Mr. Beck. “All d-ham foolishness!” said he, evidently recognising an
+American in him. “All d-ham foolishness! The lights are only paid for
+till half-past eight.” He was falling over from fatigue; his eyes were
+closing of themselves. He was a tottering figure in the corner. Mr. Beck
+was still pacing about, waiting eagerly for the Schulz’s to make a<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_56">{56}</a></span>
+start&mdash;when suddenly he ran into the circus man. “The ladies have just
+gone home with their brother Hellmuth and asked me to say good-bye for
+them.”</p>
+
+<p>“What! They’ve gone?”</p>
+
+<p>He was staggered by the news&mdash;his heart all weeping tears. In the large
+vestibule there was a draught, and as he pressed his way through the
+crowd, Mr. Mackintosh Beck felt all nasty inside&mdash;as if he had just
+arrived at the Hook of Holland after a particularly vile crossing from
+Harwich. While waiting for his coat and hat in the icy cloak-room with
+the doors swinging to and fro, he had a chilly feeling in his bosom, as
+though some improvident maid had left open all windows and doors and a
+tremendous draught was sweeping the length and breadth of his inner
+rooms. When he came out of the City Hall it was morning, and a round
+white mist stood on the sharp mountain edge, like an enormous balloon.
+The snow fell in heaps; it seemed as though a new winter spell were
+beginning. He shivered in his coat and felt a dull ache in<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_57">{57}</a></span> the pit of
+his stomach. As he walked home it was bitterly cold, and a sharp wind
+blew from across the river. And suddenly it seemed as if the mountains
+pressed their awful weight upon his chest, stifling his breath, so that
+he could have screamed in anguish&mdash;rapped his heart....</p>
+
+<p>He could feel the vanity-bag in his side-pocket, and thought: “That girl
+ought to be whipped!” And to be treated like that by a mere <i>Backfish</i>!
+It came over him&mdash;the urgent wish to press all of his latent claims to
+renown upon her. Impudent nincompoop! The tears in his throat rolled
+back at this rebellious thought. He shaped in his mind the letter he
+would write to Frau von Kranich: “I return the vanity-bag which&mdash;&mdash; I am
+sorry that your good intentions have involved me&mdash;&mdash;” No, that would
+never do. “Of all the rude girls that I have ever met&mdash;&mdash;” No, no, that
+might lead to unpleasantness, who knows? Suddenly her brother Hellmuth
+with the swollen double nose rose before him, threatening. Mr. Beck did
+not know for a<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_58">{58}</a></span> fact whether Hellmuth had been a student and so was a
+ready hand at sword-duelling. He assumed, nevertheless, that Herr
+Direktor Schulz, despite his record, had not begrudged his son a
+university education, seeing how extraordinarily cheap it was on the
+continent of Europe. He could not remember having seen any sword-cuts on
+Hellmuth’s face. But he recalled the swollen double nose, which, though
+no direct indication of unusual ferocity, yet did argue a certain
+dare-devilry, a love of courting danger&mdash;which well might mean danger
+for Mr. Mackintosh Beck. “Damn!” he thought, “blast the whole bally crew
+of them!”</p>
+
+<p>He pictured the duel, the rising in the cold early morning&mdash;a sword in
+his vitals&mdash;his death. “No,” he thought, “the blooming girl isn’t worth
+it!”</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly he felt old, too old to take on such risks. He understood that
+young girls like Irmgard could not love men like himself. He crossed the
+bridge, and slowly began the ascent to his <i>pension</i>. It was still
+snow<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_59">{59}</a></span>ing, and the sky looked bleak, solitary, senseless. And he thought:
+“I am glad; I am glad.”</p>
+
+<p>Going back to his room&mdash;all upside down from the erewhile ardour of
+dressing&mdash;he remembered how he had looked forward to both nights and had
+dressed with particular care. It had seemed to him then that he looked
+very smart. Now the new dinner-jacket looked loose, the shirt crumpled,
+the new patent leather shoes cracked. He sat down at the table and saw
+his face in the glass: it was sallow, haggard&mdash;as though he had been
+travelling for three nights on end without a sleeper. What mental
+suffering could do! And the powder on the upper lip had melted away and
+revealed the red patches from the scraping blade. He noticed that
+whenever he shaved with particular care it always came out worse. His
+hair was turning very grey&mdash;there was a bald patch on the crown. He
+remembered how ugly he had looked in the glass at the tailor’s&mdash;and
+understood.</p>
+
+<p>And now, with fluttering heart, he opened<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_60">{60}</a></span> the vanity-bag&mdash;a plain
+little wallet of pink chiffon&mdash;and beheld its contents: a pinch of
+greased powder, sweet-smelling, in a scrap of crumpled paper. And he
+thought she never powdered! Two white spotless maiden handkerchiefs with
+the initial “I” and three little flowers around embroidered in blue
+silk. In another pocket, a crumpled bit of white paper containing rouge.
+How touching! And behold! a long hair&mdash;Irmgard’s. He took it up between
+his fingers and pressed it tight, and it seemed to coil, like a snake,
+as if alive. And in that cruel, treacherous movement also was Irmgard.</p>
+
+<p>But what was this? A photo of a young good-looking student. Another
+photo&mdash;Irmgard and the student. A third photo&mdash;Irmgard, Elsa, Hellmuth,
+and the student. It dawned upon him suddenly how during both nights she
+had been strangely distracted; he recalled the words and looks that
+passed between her and her family. He understood: he perfectly
+understood....</p>
+
+<p>And the whole vanity-bag smelled sweetly<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_61">{61}</a></span>&mdash;like her sweet seventeen. By
+a simple flash of intuition into her being, he understood how she had
+moods and a life independent of his, and that it was right that it was
+so. In this her first Carnival dance, long since prepared for, she had
+been disappointed, and not the least disappointed in him, and perhaps
+also was crying now. And suddenly his sight was blurred. He took off his
+horn-rimmed spectacles and wiped the glass with his big handkerchief....</p>
+
+<h3>VII</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">Next</span> morning he despatched the vanity-bag, with a note, to Frau von
+Kranich, requesting her to hand it to the proper owner, and having done
+that he felt relieved, and even whistled. When he came back to lunch, he
+was informed that in his absence Herr Direktor Schulz had telephoned no
+less than half-a-dozen times, and that Frau von Kranich had also
+telephoned. “Aha!” he thought “They’ve smelt a rat! They’ve got the wind
+up!” He remembered the attitude of Frau von Kranich<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_62">{62}</a></span> right from the
+beginning. He recalled the glib, glossy manner of Herr Schulz. A bag of
+vanity! What was he after? What was this indeed? An attempt at the
+eleventh hour to enmesh him, an American, into matrimonial
+entanglements. He pictured how they had prevailed on her, the dollars
+looming largely in their mind, to give up the student and to accept him
+before too late. Like a good American, he was afraid of being drawn into
+the dark jungles and tangles of European affairs&mdash;family affairs most of
+all&mdash;and, for the first time in his life, he perceived the deep
+significance, the traditional sacrosanctity of the Monroe Doctrine of
+uncompromising isolation and entrenchment. As he finished his soup, the
+maid came in to say that Herr Direktor Schulz was at the telephone and
+had also sent up his son with a message of an urgent kind. The blood
+rushed to his temples. “A plot!” he thought. “A finely laid snare!” Mr.
+Mackintosh Beck became that most scared of all things&mdash;a middle-aged
+gentleman afraid of being seduced. But he con<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_63">{63}</a></span>quered these insidious
+thoughts. He held fast to his chair and spoke:</p>
+
+<p>“My head is bloody, but unbowed.”</p>
+
+<p>He packed in a frenzy, strapping up his bags before he was quite ready,
+and at the last shoving things into his pockets, and set off to the
+station, and as he crossed the bridge chucked <i>The God Triumphant</i>,
+unread, into the river. He was pacing the platform, muttering through
+his teeth&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poetry">
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“It matters not how straight the gate,<br></span>
+<span class="i1">How charged with punishment the scroll;<br></span>
+<span class="i1">I am the master of my fate,<br></span>
+<span class="i1">I am the captain of my soul,”<br></span>
+</div></div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="nind">when he heard a heavy puffing at his back, and turning, he perceived
+Herr Schulz in the square bowler hat and astrakhan coat (looking like an
+English lord), striding up to him in his pale-yellow boots. “Herr Doktor
+Mackintosh!” The man was holding out his arms. “<i>Ach!</i> how incredibly
+glad I am to have caught you!”</p>
+
+<p>“Now he’ll begin throwing the girl at me<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_64">{64}</a></span> when I don’t want her,” the
+American reflected, and steeled his heart, and bowed his head as if to
+meet the attack. Herr Schulz breathed heavily and wiped his brow. “It’s
+... awful! On the one hand, this lovely weather&mdash;these
+mountains&mdash;lakes&mdash;the breaking rigour in the sky&mdash;when I look at nature
+I feel&mdash;I feel I want to go <i>praying</i> through the world! On the other
+hand, this other life, immediate, extravagant, calls on my nervous
+force.” He spoke on, with little wavy movements of the hand. “If I had
+some great sorrow, by God I would bear it&mdash;like a Lucifer, I would bear
+it! But these petty, senseless, dirty little pinpricks ... setbacks,
+bills, petty tyrannies, telephone calls, interruptions. At last, I could
+stand it no longer, I opened the door. When I’m angry I’m like a raging
+elephant. I’m a big man, and my family know that at such moments I am
+capable of anything; they are then like frightened mice&mdash;he, he! ‘I want
+Herr Doktor Mackintosh!’ I shouted. I felt that I must have a kindred
+soul to talk to&mdash;immediately, that very mo<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_65">{65}</a></span>ment&mdash;if I was not to
+suffocate of rage and bitterness which rises&mdash;rises and boils here in my
+breast! My wife began undoing trunks and boxes, looking, if you please,
+for my old waterproof! I lost my temper. It’s not the act, the absurdity
+of looking for a raincoat when you crave the presence of a human soul:
+it’s the thought <i>behind</i> the act&mdash;or rather this sheer thoughtlessness
+and inattentiveness, this&mdash;this invidious meanness and perversity latent
+in mankind that stabs me. I said: <i>Herr Doktor</i> Mackintosh. There was no
+possible chance of misapprehension. Well, I had them telephone to you
+all morning&mdash;to Frau von Kranich. They couldn’t get you. They can never
+get anything. I slammed the door and went. Hellmuth ran up against me
+and said they’d told him you had gone straight to the station. And now
+I’m here. Well, how are you? Where are you going?”</p>
+
+<p>“At first to Vienna. Then to Venice, Florence, Rome, Paris, London, and
+so home <i>via</i> New York.”</p>
+
+<p>Herr Schulz looked at him, and down at his<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_66">{66}</a></span> own pale-yellow boots, but
+with a vacant stare, obviously not perceiving either. “We poets need
+friends. Goethe had Schiller. I have nobody. I am alone, and the divine
+gift in me is dribbling to no purpose. There are no real people here.
+The professors&mdash;I tell them straight what I think of them&mdash;he, he! They
+don’t like me. Yes, we need friends. Even little poets,” Herr Schulz
+added, unexpectedly.</p>
+
+<p>He listened to Herr Schulz. And he experienced an agreeable feeling of
+elation at his self-control. That he was able, for the time, to shelve
+his love and give attention to those other matters proved to him that he
+was stronger than his love, not then suspecting that, perhaps, his love
+itself had temporarily abated. “Been doing any work?” he asked.</p>
+
+<p>“My head is full of ideas&mdash;for a novel&mdash;a philosophical work&mdash;a series
+of short stories&mdash;an epic&mdash;a drama&mdash;and a comedy. But what I lack is
+peace. Peace and the opportunity to collect my mood and spirits.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Beck stood speechless, thinking hard<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_67">{67}</a></span> what he could say. “Your book
+was wonderful,” he said at length.</p>
+
+<p>“It was very well received.”</p>
+
+<p>The guards were already slamming the doors, and Mr. Beck stepped inside,
+and let down the window and shook hands with Herr Schulz. The whistle
+went. The train moved. And Herr Schulz, waving his hat in the air, his
+long silver locks flying grotesquely in the wind, receded and glided
+away.</p>
+
+<p>“<i>She</i> had not stirred at all then....” He felt a mild pang for his
+pride. He had adjusted his things on the rack. It was hot in the
+compartment, but he had not yet taken off his coat because the old lady
+next him was sitting on his coat buttons. Past glided the long yellow
+building, the barracks, the hills, the Café Schindler, the City Hall,
+the river&mdash;towers and pinnacles. “All the same,” he reflected, “I think
+I like the old duffer best.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_68">{68}</a><br><a id="page_69">{69}</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_70">{70}</a><br><a id="page_71">{71}</a></span></p>
+<h2><a id="THE_BIG_DRUM">THE BIG DRUM</a></h2>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">The</span> brass band played <i>Im Köpfle zwei Augle</i>, and it seemed to her that
+the souls of these men were like notes of this music, crying for
+something elusive, for something in vain. To blare forth one’s love on a
+brass trumpet! An earnest of one’s high endeavour fallen short through
+the inadequate matter of brass; but withal in these abortive notes one
+felt the presence of the heights the instrument would reach, alas, if it
+but could!</p>
+
+<p>It touched her to the heart. She would have liked her Otto to play the
+trumpet instead of the big drum. It seemed more romantic. Otto was not a
+bit romantic. He was a soldier all right, but he looked more like a man
+who had started life as a shoemaker’s apprentice, had grown old, and was
+still a shoemaker’s apprentice. The band played<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_72">{72}</a></span> well&mdash;a compact
+synthetic body&mdash;but Otto was a forlorn figure who watched the
+proceedings with sustained and patient interest and was suffered by
+them, every now and then, to raise his drumstick and to give a solitary,
+judicious “Bang!” And he&mdash;a tall gaunt man&mdash;seemed as though he were
+ashamed of his small part. And as she watched him she felt a pang of
+pity for herself: wedded to him, she would be forgotten, while life,
+indifferent, strode by; and no one in the world would care whether she
+had her share of happiness before she died. And the music brought this
+out acutely, as if along the hard stone-paved indifference of life it
+dragged, dragged on excruciating its living bleeding soul. It spoke of
+loneliness, of laughter, of the pathos, pity and futility of life.</p>
+
+<p>She watched them. The bayonets at their side. The military badges of
+rank. The hard discipline. And the music seemed to say, “Stop! What are
+you doing? Why are you doing this?” And thoughts flowed into her mind.
+Of soldiers dreaming on a Sunday<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_73">{73}</a></span> afternoon. A fierce old corporal, of
+whom everyone was afraid, talking to her of children and of daisies.
+Soldiers who, too, had dreams in long waves&mdash;of what? she did not
+know&mdash;but not this. And the men who stood up and blew the brass trumpets
+seemed to say, and the shining trumpets themselves seemed to say: “We
+were not born for the Army; we were born for something better&mdash;though
+Heaven only knows what it is!”</p>
+
+<p>That was so. Undeniably so. Yet she wished it were otherwise. It helped
+to make allowances for Otto. Whatever else he lacked, it made her think
+at least he had a soul. But to be wedded for life to the big drum! She
+did not fancy the idea. It didn’t seem a proper career. But Otto showed
+no sign of <i>wanting</i> to “get on”&mdash;even in the orchestra. The most
+exasperating thing about it all was that Otto showed no sign of even
+<i>trying</i>! She had asked him if he would not, in time, “move on” and take
+over&mdash;say, the double-bass. He did not seem to think it either feasible
+or necessary. Or <i>necessary</i>! He had been with the big<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_74">{74}</a></span> drum for close
+on twelve years. “It’s a good drum,” he had said. And that was all.</p>
+
+<p>There was no ... “go” in him. That was it: no go. It was no use denying
+it. As she watched him&mdash;gaunt and spectacled&mdash;she wished Otto were more
+of a man and less of an old maid. The conductor, a boozer with a fat red
+face full of pimples, some dead and dried up, others still flourishing,
+was a gallant&mdash;every inch a man. He had the elasticity and suppleness
+and military alertness of the continental military man. She could not
+tell his rank from the stripes on his sleeves, but thought he must be a
+major. His heels were high and tipped with indiarubber, and so were
+straight and smart, but his trousers lacked the footstrap to keep them
+in position&mdash;poor dilapidated Austrian Army! How low it had sunk!
+Nevertheless they were tight and narrow and showed off the major’s
+calves to advantage. He wore a pince-nez, but a rimless kind, through
+which gazed a pair of not altogether innocent eyes. But a man and a
+leader of men. While Otto had no rubber on his<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_75">{75}</a></span> heels. His heels looked
+eaten away. He wore a pair of spectacles through which he peered from
+afar at his neighbour’s music-stand, and at the appointed time&mdash;not
+one-tenth of a second too late or to early&mdash;down came the drumstick with
+the long-awaited “Bang!” So incidental, so contemptible was Otto’s part
+that, in addition to handling the drum, he had to turn the pages for the
+man who played the cymbals. It seemed to her humiliating. It was very
+wrong that Otto had no music-stand of his own.</p>
+
+<p>He smiled shyly, and she turned away, annoyed. The little modiste walked
+on, meeting the stream of people who promenaded the path surrounding the
+bandstand; a man on high heels, three girls with a pinched look, a
+famous Tyrolese basso with a long ruddy beard, a <i>jeune premier</i> with
+whiskers and hair like a wig, whose look appeared to imply: “Here am I.”
+Innsbruck looked morose that Sunday morning, and the military band in
+the park executed music that was tattered, gross, a little common, yet
+compelling, even like the<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_76">{76}</a></span> daily fare of life. Oh, why were there no
+heroes? Of course she would have loved to be dominated. That’s what men
+were for. She was a womanly woman. From Vienna. Exalted, brimming over
+with life. These men of the Tyrol! And as for Otto? Why, she could have
+only waved her hand!</p>
+
+<p>She began to wonder whether she had not really better break it off with
+him. If men would but realise how little was required from them. Only an
+outward gesture of romance: a touch sufficed, the rest would be supplied
+by woman’s powerful imagination. Not even so much. A mere abstention
+from the cruder forms of clumsiness, a surface effort to conceal one’s
+feeblest worst. A mere semblance of mastery, a glimpse of a will. In
+short, anything at all that would provide the least excuse for loving
+him as she so wished to do. A minute she stood, thinking. “A minimum.
+Hardly as much.” There passed along the man on high heels, the three
+girls with the pinched look, the Tyrolese basso with the long ruddy
+beard, the <i>jeune premier</i> with whiskers<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_77">{77}</a></span> and hair like a wig, whose
+look seemed to say, “Here am I”; then again the man on high heels, the
+three girls with the pinched look, the Tyrolese singer, and again the
+“jeune premier” whose look implied, “Here am I.” They walked round and
+round as if the park were a cage and there was nothing to do but walk
+round&mdash;with heads bent, lifeless, sullenly resolute. And again there
+came along the man on high heels. “The minimum of a minimum....”</p>
+
+<p>The music resumed. She consulted her programme. Item 7. Potpourri from
+the operette <i>Die Fledermaus</i> by Johann Strauss. She returned to the
+stand, prepared to give her fiancé another chance. Otto’s part, as
+before, was contemptible, more contemptible than before. He was
+inactive. He smiled shyly. She coloured. And, looking at him, she knew.
+She knew it was no use, her love could not bridge the chasm. He was
+despised by the rest of the band. A stick-in-the-mud. Not a man. A poor
+fish. Not for her....</p>
+
+<p>The potpourri, as if suddenly turning the<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_78">{78}</a></span> corner, broke out into a
+resounding march, and behold, the big drum now led the way. Bang! bang!
+bang! bang! Clearly he whacked, never once missing the chance; and the
+man with the cymbals, as if one heart and brain operated their limbs,
+clashed the cymbals in astounding unison, the big drum pounding away,
+pounding away, without cease or respite. And the trumpeters smiled, as
+who might say: “Good old big drum! You have come into your own at last!”
+Bang! bang! bang! bang! The big drum had got loud and excited. And all
+the people standing around looked as though a great joy had come into
+their lives; and if they had not been a little shy of each other they
+would have set out and marched in step with the music, taken up any
+cause and, if only because the music implied that all men were brothers,
+gone forth if need be and butchered another body of brothers, to the
+tearing, gladdening strains of the march, (since it is not known from
+what rational cause men could have marched to the war). And if in the
+park of the neighbouring town<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_79">{79}</a></span> there were just such a band with just
+such a drum which played this same music, the people of the neighbouring
+town would have marched to this music and exterminated this town. The
+conductor, like a driver who, having urged his horse over the hill,
+leans back and leaves the rest to the horse, conceded the enterprise to
+the drummer, as if the hard, intricate work were now over and he was
+taking it easy; his baton moved perfunctorily in the wake of the drum,
+he looked round and acknowledged the greetings of friends with gay,
+informal salutes of the left hand, his bland smile freely admitting to
+all that it was no longer himself but the drum which led them to
+victory. Or rather, the hard fight had already been won and these,
+behold, were the happy results! Bang! bang! bang! bang! Strangers passed
+smiles of intimate recognition, old men nodded reminiscently, small boys
+gazed with rapt eyes, women looked sweet and bright-eyed, ready to
+oblige with a kiss; while the big drum, conscious of his<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_80">{80}</a></span> splendid
+initiative, pounded away without cease or respite.</p>
+
+<p>“Wonderful! Beautiful!” said the public surrounding them. And thought:</p>
+
+<p>“Noise is a good thing.”</p>
+
+<p>The band had described the first circle and was repeating it with added
+gusto and deliberation. The drum and the cymbals were pounding, pounding
+their due through the wholly inadequate blazing of brass. But these did
+not mind: “Every dog has his day”&mdash;and they followed the lead of the
+drum. He led them. He&mdash;Otto! Her Otto was leading them. God! Merciful
+Virgin! What had she done to deserve such happiness? Otto!... And she
+had doubted him, thought there was no “go” in him. No <i>go</i>! She burnt
+red with shame at the mere thought of it. He was all “go.” And didn’t he
+make them go, too, the whole lot of them? How he led them! Puffing, the
+sweat streaming down their purple faces, they blazed away till their
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_81">{81}</a></span>cheeks seemed ready to burst, but Otto out-drummed them&mdash;annihilated
+their efforts. He&mdash;Otto! O, God! Watching him, people could hardly keep
+still. But that none of them stirred and all of them wanted to, added
+piquancy to the illusion of motion. They stood rooted&mdash;while the drum
+carried on for them: Bang! bang! bang! bang!</p>
+
+<p>“Marvelous!” sighed the public around them.</p>
+
+<p>Her Otto&mdash;cock of the walk! She could scarcely believe her eyes.
+Standing in front of the crowd, only a few paces from his side and
+raising herself on her toes ever so gently in rhythm with the music, so
+that by the very tininess of her movements she seemed to be sending
+added impetus into the band, as if, indeed, she were pressing with her
+little feet some invisible pump, she scanned his face with tenderness,
+in dumb adoration. And Otto at the drum must have felt it, for, at this
+turn, he put new life into his thundering whacks: <i>Bang! bang! bang!
+bang!</i> he toiled, and the conductor, as if divining what was<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_82">{82}</a></span> afoot, at
+that moment accelerated the pace of the march.</p>
+
+<p>“Bravo, bravo!” said the people surrounding them.</p>
+
+<p>There was no doubt about it. This was Art. The unerring precision. The
+wonderful touch. Otto!... Otto, as never before, whacked the big drum,
+whacked it in excitement, in a frenzy, in transcending exaltation.
+Thundering bangs! And now she knew&mdash;what she couldn’t have dreamed&mdash;she
+knew it by his face. Otto was a hero. A leader of men. Something
+fluttered in her breast, as though a bird had flown in, ready to fly
+out.</p>
+
+<p>“Now it’s all over,” thought the people, “and we are going home to
+lunch.” And everyone smiled and felt very happy and gay. A sort of
+prolonged accelerated thundering of the big drum, and then one
+tremendous BANG!</p>
+
+<p>The thing was over. The conductor raised a bent hand to the peak of his
+cap, acknowledging the applause. The bird in her fluttered more wildly
+than ever. She wanted to<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_83">{83}</a></span> cry out, but her throat would not obey. She
+clutched at her heaving breast with trembling fingers. “My love,” she
+thought. “My king! My captain<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_84">{84}</a><br><a id="page_85">{85}</a></span>!&mdash;--”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_86">{86}</a><br><a id="page_87">{87}</a></span></p>
+<h2><a id="A_BAD_END">A BAD END</a></h2>
+
+<div class="poetry">
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i3">“Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord; and that<br></span>
+<span class="i0">means that it is not the Lord Chief Justice’s.”<br></span>
+<span class="i15">&mdash;<i>Bernard Shaw.</i><br></span>
+</div></div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">It</span> all began by their talking of love and hate, as they set out on a
+Sunday afternoon excursion to the moors. Mr. Proudfoot advocated love
+and forgiveness; Weaver maintained his faith in a good man’s hate. And
+Proudfoot hated Weaver and could not forgive him because Weaver would
+not love and forgive. On the way to the tramcar terminus Mr. Proudfoot
+called in at the grocer’s (it was Sunday, but the shop was
+surreptitiously open, and Betty, the twelve-year-old girl of the grocer,
+was reading assiduously a three-penny novelette, entitled&mdash;he strained
+forward to look&mdash;<i>Only a Mill Girl</i>). Having bought his usual
+cigarettes, “Get away with you!” rejoined Mr. Proudfoot, continuing the
+argument.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_88">{88}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“Undoubtedly!” said Weaver stubbornly. He envied the other his command
+of the pen, but doubted if the author knew “life” as well as he, Weaver,
+knew it. “<i>I</i> could give you material enough to fill a dozen novels if
+you asked me,” he would say, and tell him of a thirty-stone man eating
+enough for three; of a hangman in the neighbourhood who in his off-duty
+hours was an innkeeper. “I want you to meet him. A character for you.
+Bites off the heads of live rats if a customer will stand beer all
+round.” Mr. Weaver was a dentist. There was something provocative about
+all the dentists of Mr. Proudfoot’s experience. They all pretended to
+ambitions outside their profession. They had all wished to be writers,
+artists, poets, composers or statesmen, and now handled their surgical
+tools, extracted teeth, with a kind of embittered “<i>Tant pis!</i>” The very
+first day on which Mr. Proudfoot had called on Mr. Weaver in Gilbert
+Street, Pedlar-with-Thresham, and inquired if it hurt to have a tooth
+out, Weaver had said, “No. A second, and it’s out,” and holding it
+between<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_89">{89}</a></span> his pincers (while his client rinsed his mouth with warm water
+and spat out blood), the dentist was already discoursing: “Now I’ve been
+reading about this Einstein fellow, you know, and I’ve me own ideas
+about this ’ere relativity business, if you know what I mean. I look at
+meself in the glass&mdash;and am satisfied with meself, metaphorically, don’t
+you know. But it does not follow, cosmically speaking like, that I
+present the same satisfactory appearance. In the same way, following the
+deductions of my&mdash;he, he&mdash;rather cynical philosophy, you’ll think,
+flies, I say, may be as trivial and at the same time as important units
+in the cosmos as ourselves, and in the end their souls go back to the
+world-soul from which they sprang. Open your mouth.”</p>
+
+<p>“Is there a world-soul?”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Undoubtedly!</i>” A rotund little body, smartly arrayed, Mr. Weaver went
+on: “This afternoon was a bit slack. Lately I haven’t been feeling very
+well. And middle age is upon me. I thought of my past achievements. I
+had a look at my old medals&mdash;the one I got<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_90">{90}</a></span> as a lad for swimming a
+race, and that other one for cycling, don’t you know, and those other
+two for amateur boxing. My mother, aye, she was proud of ’em! There.” He
+sprinkled them out of a tin box on to his palm. “And I thought&mdash;how
+shall I say?&mdash;it didn’t somehow seem as if it was ‘enough,’ if you know
+what I mean. Come, open your mouth.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’re a cheerful old pessimist, aren’t you?” said Mr. Proudfoot, and
+opened his mouth.</p>
+
+<p>“A cheerful pessimist? That’s what I call a contradiction in terms.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Proudfoot smiled, and thought (because he could not speak) that
+Weaver was rather like a man who, having grasped with difficulty the
+four simple rules of arithmetic, is bewildered at being told that he can
+waive them utterly in Algebra. He was fond of using difficult words
+unnecessarily, and would trot out a <i>cliché</i> on the slightest pretext.
+Mr. Proudfoot might say that he preferred horses to motor-cars, only to
+hear Weaver ejaculate: “A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_91">{91}</a></span>” Or
+Mr. Proudfoot might say that he had served in the cavalry during the
+War, for Weaver to remark, with lingering relish, “<i>Cavalleria
+Rusticana</i>.” Or Mr. Proudfoot, perhaps in reference to the heavy rain,
+had only to let fall the word “deluge” for Weaver to comment: “<i>Après
+nous le déluge</i>, what?” looking at him with a self-complacent smile, to
+see if he had noticed his culture. “I had a Frenchy here as an assistant
+once, but had to kick him out: his gift of the gab was too much for me.
+But I’ve picked up things, and I think I’ve got the hang of the lingo
+all right, what?” But they had at once become friends, and in the
+evening Weaver would invite him to his house, push out his wife&mdash;a thin
+complacent woman with a long aquiline nose which Weaver thought
+aristocratic, and whose contribution to any conversation did not extend
+beyond the invariable affirmative: “That’s right.” “Out you go,” he
+would say, “we’re an old bachelor party to-night.&mdash;Now then,” rubbing
+his hands. “Now for it! I’ve been<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_92">{92}</a></span> reading about this ’ere fellow
+Spinoza, you know....”</p>
+
+<p>And so on till after midnight. Mr. Proudfoot remembered these nights
+afterwards: Weaver, tottering slightly after the beer, coming out into
+the open and standing hatless in the middle of the street and saying (in
+reply to Mr. Proudfoot desirous of making a professional appointment
+with him on the morrow), “Any day, old chap! any day!”</p>
+
+<p>Arguing, they had reached the tramcar terminus and boarded the train
+which was to take them on their picnic out on to the moors. The world
+seemed transfigured that wet but happy afternoon. It seemed to Mr.
+Proudfoot that everything certainly was for the best in this best of all
+possible worlds. The tramcars were running smoothly and efficiently. The
+gay, handsome conductor performed his duty as if it were a pleasure. The
+policeman looked well fed, well paid, well satisfied. Even the rain fell
+satisfactorily from a dull but sober sky, and everybody was duly
+provided either with raincoat or umbrella&mdash;all<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_93">{93}</a></span> was undoubtedly just as
+it should be. The world was well oiled and ran smoothly; everything was
+a wheel turning round easily on its axle, and God the Mechanic walked
+about his machinery and was well pleased.</p>
+
+<p>And Mr. Proudfoot stood at once right inside and outside this
+astonishing world. He had a pointed beard, long hands, and shy manners.
+His name was said to have been “Proud-bottom.” There is a theory that an
+ancestor of his applied for royal permission to annul the unpalatable
+name, and the Sovereign had been graciously pleased to amend the
+“bottom” to “foot.” Now Weaver had felt from the first that Mr.
+Proudfoot was “different.” And he was right. Mr. Proudfoot was an author
+of standing. And as for his being immortal, who can tell? He wrote
+private letters with an eye to their post-humous publication, keeping a
+copy of each, in case his friends should lose or mislay them. He was a
+student of the old giants of literature, and he walked in their wake. He
+did not throw away his old sponge, for example, recalling that Goeth<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_94">{94}</a></span>e’s
+was on exhibition at his famous house in Weimar, and accordingly gave
+his own to his sister to put away. As for the critics, whenever Mr.
+Proudfoot published a new book, they wrote: “Very suggestive ... never a
+dull page ... the interest sustained to the end. Nevertheless, one
+wishes that the author would break new ground, express life from a new
+angle....” But if he did leap over the fence and explore new tracks, “Go
+back, go back,” they wrote in the newspapers, “get you back to the
+simple delights of your earlier books and we will listen to you till the
+crack of doom....” Mr. Proudfoot had arrived four months earlier in
+Pedlar-with-Thresham. And why, in God’s name? you will ask. And indeed
+it would be difficult to imagine why anyone should arrive there, if he
+were not cursed by having to be there from the beginning. At the last
+General Election a local magnate in welcoming the Liberal candidate to
+Pedlar-with-Thresham from the dais raised outside the town hall,
+exclaimed with patriotic<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_95">{95}</a></span> emotion: “In Pedlar-with-Thresham we spin well
+and vote well!”</p>
+
+<p>“Aye&mdash;and starve well!” came a voice from the audience.</p>
+
+<p>Such a place was Pedlar-with-Thresham. Mr. Proudfoot went there to get
+“local colour” for a Lancashire novel he was then writing. Nor was this
+the only reason. He had read in the newspapers of the low deathrate of
+Pedlar-with-Thresham and so, as he was afraid of dying young, he went to
+live there.</p>
+
+<p>The sun had come out as the two men walked up on to the moors, arguing
+heatedly, till Weaver, still maintaining his belief in hate, suggested
+good-naturedly, “Let’s sit down here and have a go at what we’ve brought
+with us, what? Open that basket. Come on, look out what you’re doing!
+See, you can’t handle your tools properly. Oh my! Watch me. That reminds
+me. I once captained a working men’s football team up North, and had to
+take the blighters to <span class="pagenum"><a id="page_96">{96}</a></span>London, where they were being entertained&mdash;mighty
+lavishly too! They were the scum of the earth&mdash;no idea how to hold a
+tool or to behave in decent society. So I said to them, ‘Look here, you
+old blokes, watch me in everything, do just as I do, follow me, see? and
+you’ll be all right.’ And I took the serviette&mdash;or what you fellows
+would call the table-napkin, I s’pose&mdash;placed it carefully on me seat
+and sat down on it. And they all&mdash;the whole blinkin’ crew of ’em&mdash;got
+up, you know, placed their serviettes on their seats carefully and sat
+down on ’em. Makes me roar even now when I think of it. Have another
+beer. Look here, old chap, shall we run up and see the hangman I told
+you about who bites off the heads of live rats&mdash;eh? He has his inn down
+the road further up on the moors. Good material for you, what?”</p>
+
+<p>“I wouldn’t go near one.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why? he’s a necessary institution.”</p>
+
+<p>“I question that. If it is impossible to prevent homicidal maniacs from
+killing their fellows, then by all means let them forfeit their<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_97">{97}</a></span> lives
+painlessly at the hands of a doctor. So much mercy is shown to mad
+dogs.”</p>
+
+<p>“You need a hangman to frighten folk with.”</p>
+
+<p>“Get away with you!”</p>
+
+<p>“Undoubtedly!” said Weaver passionately.</p>
+
+<p>“Nonsense. It’s suffering to no purpose.”</p>
+
+<p>“It contributes in a way to the experience of the world-soul,” said
+Weaver philosophically.</p>
+
+<p>“Damn your world-soul! Damn your fanatical readiness to sacrifice real
+suffering units for the sake of God knows what misty and unfeeling
+generalities. You’ll burn human beings in furnaces as sacrifices for
+what-not tin gods. You’ll plunge into war for what-not shaky
+nationalist, imperialist, religious ideals. This fanatical <i>laisser
+faire</i>, this hapless surrender of the only vital feeling
+thing&mdash;individual human life&mdash;for an abstraction! It’s just here that
+you let in Beelzebub, in the name of what-not vague and void
+resplendence!”</p>
+
+<p>“But there are compensations. Think of the pleasure a condemned man
+enjoys in knowing<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_98">{98}</a></span> that the entire world is talking of him. They enjoy
+the vanity of it, without a doubt.”</p>
+
+<p>“Get away with you!”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Undoubtedly!</i>” said Weaver, with tremendous emphasis, as he was wont
+to do when feeling his opponent to be full of scepticism and doubt.</p>
+
+<p>“When I say you are a fool, Weaver, I really don’t mean to insult you: I
+merely wish to illustrate the word.”</p>
+
+<p>“When I am landing you one on the chin, I do so entirely without malice.
+There,” he said.</p>
+
+<p>Proudfoot blinked. “You are right. I congratulate you on admirably
+illustrating the incommensurable qualities of our respective weapons of
+offence. Still, allow me to doubt the amount of a condemned man’s
+enjoyment. An ex-warder told me once how out of ninety-eight executions
+he had witnessed there was not one case when the victim did not either
+collapse or was dragged fighting and screaming to the gallows. And the
+women, they cry and kick their heels as they are carried there.<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_99">{99}</a></span> But the
+Press prints the official version that the prisoner ‘walked firmly to
+the scaffold’ and that it was all over in less than twenty-five
+seconds.”</p>
+
+<p>“Still, I am in favour of hanging,” Weaver said, thoughtfully.</p>
+
+<p>“No man has any right to be in favour of something the full horror of
+which he is, through his own defective imagination, incapable of
+realising.”</p>
+
+<p>“Abolish capital punishment, and nobody’s life will be safe.”</p>
+
+<p>“Stupidity,” said Mr. Proudfoot, “is in itself a hollow term: it is
+people like yourself who lend it meaning. Nobody’s life will be safe!”
+he mimicked derisively.</p>
+
+<p>“Undoubtedly!”</p>
+
+<p>“This is what they said of sheep-stealing at the time. ‘Abolish the
+death penalty for stealing sheep, and not a sheep will be left in this
+fair England of ours!’ And all those little boys and girls who, in Queen
+Victoria’s golden reign, were hanged for stealing a spoon. ‘Abolish
+hanging,’ the people said,<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_100">{100}</a></span> ‘and there will not be left a single silver
+spoon in England.’ Oh, my God! I’m ashamed of humanity.... Little boys
+and girls ... in the condemned cell ... dragged out in the morning and
+hanged ... in Victoria’s complacent time&mdash;when Englishmen were ‘good.’”</p>
+
+<p>“Serve ’em right, the brats! Teach ’em a lesson! We had a case
+recently&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
+
+<p>“Devil!” he said. “Devil!” Mr. Proudfoot clutched the stick in his
+shaking fist&mdash;he was not to blame that the other end of it shook at a
+far greater tangent&mdash;and thus shaking it at one end touched Weaver’s
+neck with the other. Even as he did so he had a feeling that he had
+overstepped the mark, and he was about to crave his friend’s
+pardon&mdash;when he saw that he had indeed overstepped it. Weaver leaned
+back and turned his face to his friend as who might say, “Hello, old
+chap, what’s up?” But the singular thing was that Weaver remained
+sitting there with just the same astonished look in his face. Only blood
+was now trickling<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_101">{101}</a></span> from the corner of his mouth down his new light-grey
+suit.</p>
+
+<p>&#160; </p>
+
+<p>Proudfoot remembered how distinctly his senses registered the details of
+subsequent events. As he walked home one little boy out of a group of
+little boys and girls asked him for a cigarette card. He said he hadn’t
+any and passed along, but the little boy ran after him and shouted,
+“Give me a cigarette card!”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Haven’t got any!</i>” he bellowed in reply.</p>
+
+<p>And the little boy, frightened, began to cry softly.</p>
+
+<p>“You shouldn’t ask like that,” he was consoled by his little sisters.
+“You should ask properly.”</p>
+
+<p>And suddenly Mr. Proudfoot felt that he was not the man to bellow now.</p>
+
+<p>The tramcar was nearly empty. He would have preferred to have it full. A
+fat old woman was holding forth to the conductor, who punctuated her
+flowing narrative with periodical “Aye&mdash;aye”’s: “’Ad a real good time.
+Forty of us went to Blackpool in a<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_102">{102}</a></span> sharry. It cost us ten bob a ’ead.
+Ee! but we did ’ave a fine h’outing. An’ such a dinner! We started wi’
+lamb and green peas and fresh potatoes; after that we ’ed potato-pie,
+an’ ’alf a chicken for each one of us, and pop to drink. After dinner we
+went for a picnic and took us tea wi’ us. Eh, <i>’twas</i> a treat! We ’ad
+three fine tongues all cut up an’ ready like and plenty o’ bread an’
+butter. But th’ pity was as I was off me h’appetite an’ couldn’t manage
+me share. When we was coming w’home we called at a pub or two, as we was
+very dry. Ee! but it <i>was</i> a fine outing!”</p>
+
+<p>Wasn’t life wonderful!</p>
+
+<p>And suddenly Proudfoot remembered.</p>
+
+<p>As he went down a narrow lane, a little girl said to a smaller one who
+had fallen on a stone, “Now ye’ve made a ’ole in yer leg.” And he felt
+that, in other circumstances, he might have smiled. Passing the
+grocer’s, where Betty was still reading <i>Only a Mill Girl</i>, he wondered
+whether he should go in as if nothing had occurred and buy his usual
+packet of cigarettes. Or better not be seen. One less<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_103">{103}</a></span> witness at court.
+What had he better do? Now he was back in Pedlar-with-Thresham, and
+passing the familiar brass plate with “Gilbert French, Solicitor,” he
+wondered whether he should go in, remembering the pun he used to make
+that Gilbert was a French solicitor. He somehow wished he was. He wished
+he himself were away in France. But they would extradite him on a
+warrant. Oh, God! was there really no escape?</p>
+
+<p>Then things moved very quickly. He went home. The sun was still shining.
+His father was sitting in the garden which gave upon the street. The two
+men lived silently beside each other. They had never had much to say to
+each other. The father, when the boy first showed signs of an
+independent mind and temper and of wanting to adopt an unconventional
+career, warned him solemnly: “You’ll come to a bad end, young
+feller-me-lad!” Now the old man was very old: so old that his
+thoughts&mdash;let alone his body&mdash;stirred with difficulty. He sat all day
+long in the sun and at intervals would make remarks such as:<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_104">{104}</a></span> “Aye, she
+is a strong wench she is,” or “Aye, he is a big man he is that.” Then he
+would sit very still, staring ahead with his watery old eyes, munching
+with his empty loose mouth. Suddenly he would fall asleep, his mouth
+hanging wide open. One day when he would thus fall asleep they would
+nail him up in a coffin and drive him at great speed to the graveyard,
+and put him into a wet black hole and cover him up altogether with
+earth, and plant a great heavy stone on the top of him&mdash;and then come
+home and take tea.</p>
+
+<p>“Just as well,” Proudfoot reflected. “Just as well now.”</p>
+
+<p>The sun had gone; it was just beginning to drizzle. His father turned
+in. He sat by him and stared into the fire, waiting for the police to
+come and arrest him. They did not come, and unable to bear the suspense
+any longer he went out in order to give himself up at the police
+station. It was beginning to get dark and chilly out-of-doors; the
+polluted rain fell out of a soot-infested sky; and close to the door his
+courage failed him and he went away<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_105">{105}</a></span> again. What could he do? Where
+could he go? It seemed all one. Mrs. Weaver knew that they had gone out
+together and even knew the place. Was it really possible that such a
+thing had befallen him? If it had befallen another man, if he had read
+about it in the papers, it would seem natural enough; but that it should
+have befallen <i>him</i>! It seemed impossible. The uncanny thing was that
+the others would not know how impossible it seemed to him and would
+require an intelligent account of it from him. Tired of walking,
+frustration on all sides staring him in the face, he turned home and was
+arrested by the two policemen who were already waiting for him.</p>
+
+<p>The court next morning had no hesitation in charging him with wilful
+murder, and, in charge of two men, he was taken to Liverpool, where a
+grand jury brought in a true bill against him, and he was taken away to
+await trial at the Assizes. Here the matter was put elaborately before a
+grand jury, and he listened, bedraggled and bewildered, to his hein<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_106">{106}</a></span>ous
+deed being recounted in the hearing of the public and ably handled by
+the learned advocates; and he had a sense of clumsy unreality, as he had
+had when attending the performance of his plays or reading in a printed
+notice the reviewer’s brief narration of the plot of his own novel. All
+this, attributed to him, did not seem his, was not of his own making.
+But he was hopeful: there was time enough for despair later on. He
+watched the prosecution unbend itself. A sly old fox counsel for the
+Crown. He put it to them that the circumstances were most suspicious.
+Prisoner had decoyed his victim into a lonely wood away up on the moors.
+The wound witnessed that the blow had been inflicted with a blunt and
+heavy weapon. Prisoner confessed as much. What more proof was needed of
+his murderous intent? Mr. Proudfoot’s faith was in his counsel, as once
+upon a time when he visited the races it had been in his jockey. He had
+a reputation for an unbroken record of acquittals to sustain. He would
+fight for them both to the last breath. And the judge seemed<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_107">{107}</a></span> a
+gentleman. Mr. Proudfoot had the same feeling of confidence in that
+presiding wigged figure as in the umpire when, as a boy, he took part in
+a lawn tennis tournament. But what was strange and uncanny was the
+smooth procedure of it: the deference and kindness shown to him on all
+sides. He was afraid that with that suave politeness, that unfailing
+legal gloss, in those beautifully modulated Oxford accents, they might
+bring him theoretically to within an inch of death, and then get the
+common churl to carry out the messy business.</p>
+
+<p>The judge was really nice&mdash;and so witty. Mr. Proudfoot smiled
+good-naturedly at his remarks. He would have laughed, too, but that
+might seem uncanny, irresponsible; might be considered as bravado on his
+part; might even strike the judge as bordering on contempt of court. But
+the judge must know that Mr. Proudfoot was an author and critic of
+standing and might be flattered if he saw that his witticisms were
+appreciated by the critic even at a trying time. The judge was detached
+by virtue of his training. He pictured him as an<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_108">{108}</a></span> elderly cultured
+bachelor who had an ancient library and tender nieces who adored him.
+Mr. Proudfoot and the judge would get on very well together. It was the
+jurymen he was afraid of. God only knew in what wise the particular
+machinery in their skulls manipulated thought. Counsel for the Crown was
+a little ratty, to say the least of it. He would ask incriminating
+questions: Who killed him? The devil killed him. He did not kill him. As
+if he, Joseph Proudfoot, would ever do such a thing. He had merely
+shaken his stick at him: the devil had operated the other end of it. But
+if he had now told them that it was the devil who had killed Weaver, the
+jury, being of the type who prided themselves on not being born
+yesterday, would all the sooner come to a conclusion of his guilt. But
+murder him, he didn’t&mdash;because murder had indeed never crossed his mind.
+But counsel for the Crown thought otherwise. He could see no trace of
+provocation to manslaughter, in the absence of which he saw murder, the
+possibility of self-defence<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_109">{109}</a></span> not even being mentioned by the other side.
+And he suggested Mr. Proudfoot had murdered his friend for money.</p>
+
+<p>“I suggest,” he said, “that you murdered him for his money and took it.”</p>
+
+<p>“I repudiate your suggestion,” Mr. Proudfoot said, very pale.</p>
+
+<p>Counsel for the defence was stipulating for manslaughter under
+provocation, the provocation being Weaver’s inhuman attitude to those
+poor children who, in Victoria’s crass time, had been suffered by a
+callous public to forfeit their young lives at the hands of the hangman,
+a dastardly crime which Weaver had offensively condoned; and this
+general attitude to juvenile capital punishment raised a tremendous
+controversy between the two sides, involving the merits of capital
+punishment as a whole, the defence representing it as a barbarous relic
+of a bygone age still lingering among us, and to which indeed his client
+may fall a ready victim if the jury did not do their duty by him; till
+the judge, resenting such round-about intimidation of the jury, said
+that<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_110">{110}</a></span> they were not here to debate whether the death penalty was right
+or wrong in principle, but that the question which the jury had to keep
+before them was whether prisoner had murdered Weaver or killed him under
+justifiable provocation, in which latter case it might be said it was
+manslaughter. Whereupon counsel for the defence respectfully submitted
+to his lordship that the degree of provocation would seem to be
+intimately bound up with his client’s sensitive and
+all-too-human&mdash;perhaps over-sensitive, but he would hesitate to call it
+over-human&mdash;attitude to a practice which to-day all right-thinking
+people (“Hear, hear!” from the audience, the judge interrupting to say
+that at the repetition of outside comments he would clear the
+court)&mdash;yes, he repeated it advisedly, all right-thinking people could
+but recall with a shudder of horror and disgust; and the learned judge
+(the point at issue having crystallised itself by now) allowed the
+argument to stand, limiting it strictly to the merits of the death
+penalty as applied to children for stealing silver spoons at a
+particular<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_111">{111}</a></span> period in social history. Prosecuting counsel, in his turn,
+submitted that if there was any provocation at all, even of a kind that
+some people&mdash;though he himself was far from doing so&mdash;might find, if not
+a ground, at least an extenuating circumstance for taking the life of
+another human being, they had only the prisoner’s word for it. It was a
+matter of credulity. He repeated the assertion of the learned counsel
+for the defence in a faintly ironic tone, and added that he would ask
+the jury to please declare the prisoner innocent of murder&mdash;if they
+could honestly believe it. (He implied by a shade of sarcasm, if they
+were really simple enough to believe such a wild thing.) Mr. Proudfoot
+cast a quick glance at the jury. Two jurymen, looking singularly like
+Messrs. Asquith and Lloyd George, he thought, mingled their locks in
+contemptuous mirth. They seemed men with “no nonsense about them,” men
+who would ask, “Do you see any green in my eye?” men who were prone to
+believe that “there is no smoke without fire,” men who had sent saints<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_112">{112}</a></span>
+to the stake; men of whom Mr. Proudfoot all of a sudden had become
+immoderately afraid. If they could believe such a thing, the prosecution
+argued, there was an end of it and he had nothing further to say. But if
+they did not, indeed <i>could</i> not believe it, and there was no
+provocation, he said (suddenly jumping one peg), then, he submitted, it
+was murder pure and simple.</p>
+
+<p>The proceedings made a web of rather illiberal quibbles, difficult for
+any but a trained mind to unravel, but through all the crude, inaccurate
+and intellectually dishonest cross-examinations there ran two threads:
+the black thread of the prosecution and the white thread of the defence,
+which the jury hoped the judge would disentangle for them in his
+summing-up. Unable to sustain the charge that prisoner had taken any of
+the victim’s money (though producing witnesses to show that Proudfoot
+was in financial embarrassment), prosecuting counsel modified it to
+saying that he <i>would</i> have taken it, but in the horror of the crime
+itself forgot the object of the crime.<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_113">{113}</a></span> The defence thereon came forward
+with a challenge to the prosecution either to substantiate the charge or
+to withdraw it&mdash;a challenge which the prosecution met with a subversive
+question: Indeed what other rational cause could have prompted prisoner
+to commit the murder? A question retorted to by the defence with the
+suggestion that the absence of all rational motive precisely pointed to
+the view that apparently it was not murder, but manslaughter under some
+sharp and instantaneous provocation, which tallied with his client’s
+story. But prosecuting counsel knew his jurymen, and questioning whether
+the expression of a contradictory opinion on some event in history could
+be described as provocation, and questioning further whether prisoner
+could be believed to tell the truth, he wound up his case with a
+pseudo-generous invitation to the jury to exercise their credulity, if
+they possessed enough of it, in believing the case for the defence.
+Again Mr. Proudfoot glanced at the jury: hard-faced business men all,
+“with no nonsense about them,” and one<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_114">{114}</a></span> meagre “emancipated” woman who
+looked as though she would not lag behind the men. “My God, my God, why
+hast Thou forsaken me?”</p>
+
+<p>He stared in front of him. Now they seemed very near, and now they
+seemed very far, as if he were looking at them through the other end of
+a pair of binocular glasses. He started from his trance: Good God! he
+was actually in court, being tried, in fact, for his life!</p>
+
+<p>He found the final speech for the defence inadequate. These lawyers were
+all so suave and satisfied with one another: his man, while fighting for
+his life, seemed so mindful of the prosecution, so gentlemanly, so aware
+of his opponent’s high character and diverse gifts that Mr. Proudfoot
+felt his barrister might easily betray him to his foe out of gracious
+deference and general drawing-room politeness. So on the declaration of
+a war, the signal for the indiscriminate butchery all round of human
+flesh, ambassadors who had demanded the return of their credentials
+will<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_115">{115}</a></span> cordially shake hands with the immaculate kid-gloved Foreign
+Secretary, before departing to the country with which the realm is “in a
+state of war.” “This,” said Sir Frederick, laying down his brief,
+“concludes the case for the defence.”</p>
+
+<p>And now he felt there was only God between him and his doom.</p>
+
+<p>Among men, who was his friend? Not the judge, you would think any more,
+if you followed the hostile tone of his summing-up: the arguments
+themselves were far too intricate for any layman not specially versed in
+legal ways to follow. And Proudfoot wondered which of all his friends he
+would want to help him in his present plight; and he thought that of all
+men he wanted the good, fat, cheery, smiling Weaver. And a laugh broke
+from his mouth and tears came to his eyes as he remembered that all the
+present trouble hinged on Weaver.</p>
+
+<p>There was a moment during the judge’s summing-up when something in
+Proudfoot protested. What right had they to sit in<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_116">{116}</a></span> judgment on him? “I
+have understanding as well as you. I am not inferior to you. Yea, who
+knoweth not such things as these?” That ridiculous wigged figure, immune
+from insult, sitting aloft impersonating the divine justice. He felt
+like telling it, “You old cuckoo, you wouldn’t be sitting there if it
+weren’t that you are only half a man.”</p>
+
+<p>The jury retired. How very long! It seemed as though they would never
+come to a unanimous decision. He had hopes of disagreement,
+procrastination, a new trial. But at last they came back, headed by the
+foreman. He heard the clerk’s fateful question. He heard the answering
+“Guilty.” There was no recommendation for mercy. Before he could take it
+in he saw the “black cap” on the judge’s wig. “ ... hanged by the neck
+until you are dead....” The judge and all of them seemed very far off in
+the electric light, as if at the far end of a long hall. He could not
+believe it, he did not believe it. Absurd! They were wanting to despatch
+him, to liquidate his existence: whereas he was the world<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_117">{117}</a></span> spirit
+itself, the world spirit that descends into each living creature whole
+and unsplit: as if each creature only mattered by itself and no other
+creature. To be told that you are to be killed is therefore like being
+told that the end of the world has come: impossible to fathom. They must
+be under some error. They had forgotten that he was the world spirit
+incapable of being quenched by a judge of that kind. The judge’s slender
+hand moving up, the clerk removed the piece of black cloth from his
+lordship’s wig. It seemed that all was over. The judge was thanking the
+jury for the commendable manner in which they had carried out their
+duties and was absolving them from further service for the next fifteen
+years. He felt the warder’s hand on his shoulder; they led him down to
+the cells; afterwards out into a taxi, the two warders inside with him.
+He looked out of the window as they were wafted down busy streets; past
+door porters at picture palaces who looked like major-generals; then
+through shabbier streets. He still looked out. An auctioneer<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_118">{118}</a></span> was
+holding forth with gusto outside his shop, talking vociferously but
+apparently to himself.</p>
+
+<p>Then the bath at the prison. The kindness of the warders. It was like a
+working men’s hotel. He could smile&mdash;and there was plenty of time&mdash;two
+weeks yet or more. He now lived in the hope that the High Court of
+Criminal Appeal would revoke the sentence. But the day came, and the
+Lord Chief Justice gave it out as his opinion that he could find no
+fault with the proceedings at the trial, and, speaking <i>ex cathedra</i>,
+added some mordant comments of his own upon the class of novelists now
+generally perverting the public. The friend who brought this news to him
+consoled him with the lame remark that it was better to be hanged once
+than to be imprisoned for a period of twenty years. After all, hanging
+was more merciful.</p>
+
+<p>“If it is,” exclaimed Mr. Proudfoot, feeling chilly at his friend’s
+taking his death so philosophically, “if it is, and they are so
+solicitous as to what is better for me, why don’t they let<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_119">{119}</a></span> me make my
+choice? I know what I would choose.”</p>
+
+<p>“What?”</p>
+
+<p>“Life imprisonment, of course. I am locked up, but I can still think, my
+thoughts can still roam, my mind is still free and unfettered.”</p>
+
+<p>“That is the cowardly choice, not the good choice.”</p>
+
+<p>“I am only human,” said Proudfoot&mdash;and faltered.</p>
+
+<p>There came a time, after the High Court had dismissed his appeal, when
+he felt quite light and cheery in the confident anticipation of the Home
+Secretary’s intervention. He thought of the Home Secretary as a man with
+a soft grey moustache and kind eyes. But just as he had feared the suave
+punctilio of the trial, he began to fear the sensitive, kindhearted men,
+who, wincing in their sensibilities, would turn aside and leave it to
+the other men to deal with the raw places. He read of the Home Secretary
+going off for his customary week-end; he learnt of his solicitor
+travelling to him with a batch of signatures, and<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_120">{120}</a></span> coming back,
+ambiguous in the extreme, only saying that the Home Secretary’s decision
+would be duly published after his return to London from his week-end
+holiday. Then he saw it in the morning papers. The Home Secretary could
+see no ground for advising his Majesty to intervene with the normal
+course of the sentence, and the papers further stated that the sheriff
+had arranged for the execution to take place on the 22nd of this month,
+and that on the morning of the 21st Hanbury, the executioner, would
+travel to Liverpool to put up the gallows.</p>
+
+<p>And then he asked&mdash;it was a desperate afterthought&mdash;that they should let
+him finish his new novel. It was all but ready; he only asked two weeks’
+respite. Secretly he hoped that it might be found so good that all the
+writers and critics in the world and the Great British (Reading) Public
+would see to it that he was granted life. It was an application truly
+without precedent. But there was nothing lost by trying. There was still
+time, and his solicitor got busy. The petition was drawn<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_121">{121}</a></span> up and had
+appended to it a long list of signatures from all the leading lights in
+letters, music, art and science, some from the dramatic stage, and not a
+few illustrious foreigners from France and Italy, even one from Poland
+and Czecho-Slovakia. A German writer’s name was intentionally omitted
+from the list, as it was feared that a certain daily paper would be sure
+to cry out that opinion in this country was being dictated from Berlin,
+and that the convalescent mind of our post-war public might echo the
+cry, and the Government would find it difficult to grant the
+application.</p>
+
+<p>However, the respite was granted. It was his first success after a long
+series of reverses. He had another two weeks clear to finish his book
+in. Some newspapers, of the howling kind, duly howled against it. “What
+Can Murders Teach Us?” was the headline of a certain Sunday paper. “Why,
+to murder,” he could almost hear the responding voice of certain
+readers. “Writers are worse than some other folk,” he could just hear
+them saying it<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_122">{122}</a></span> in Pedlar-with-Thresham. “Aye, they are a bad lot.” And
+Mrs. Weaver answering, “That’s right.”</p>
+
+<p>He remembered how she had sat in court, saying in reply to a question
+put to her by counsel, “That’s right,” and never once looked up at him.</p>
+
+<p>The book was got out with all haste. Three days before the execution it
+was published, and his publisher sent him the first batch of reviews.
+The stimulus given to it by his impending execution was tremendous. His
+publisher recognised it as an invaluable advertisement and rose to the
+occasion. For the first time in his life Mr. Proudfoot was a rich man,
+and he made generous provisions for his father, for the few years that
+he could yet be expected to survive. But the integrity of the British
+reviewer is proverbial. The mere fact of Proudfoot’s impending death
+could not influence their critical opinion of his work one way or
+another. One critic wrote: “This book, while quite pleasant and
+readable, is in no way remarkable.” And another critic, ig<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_123">{123}</a></span>norant, it
+would seem, of the fate involved, pleaded: “Go back, get you back to
+your former style, and we shall listen to you till the crack of doom.”
+He <i>had</i> gone back; he had deliberately gone back on the advice of that
+same critic, and in any case there was no looking forward now. But still
+another critic wrote: “One would wish the author had begun to break new
+ground, express life from a new angle....” The Great British Public was
+silent as the grave.</p>
+
+<p>The last hope had gone, and the last full day of his remaining life was
+beginning to unfold itself. The warders, like old friends, played cards
+with him all day to take off his mind from the event. In the little
+intervals he wondered whether Hanbury who was to hang him on the morrow
+was not perchance the man who bit off the heads of live rats whom he and
+Weaver should have visited that fatal Sunday. Weaver had not disclosed
+his name. But there were few hangmen, he knew, and this might very well
+be the man in question.<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_124">{124}</a></span> “Where does Hanbury, the hangman, come from?”
+he inquired from the warder.</p>
+
+<p>“Up Manchester way.”</p>
+
+<p>It <i>was</i> the man!</p>
+
+<p>What emotions, what a multitude of moods he experienced in those few
+brief hours. Till twelve he was sprightly and not very nervous. The
+hangman, peeping at him through the observation hole, to decide what
+“drop” to give him, saw him pacing up and down in the cell, puffing
+calmly at a cigarette. But as, at midnight, the prison clock boomed out
+the hours, he got agitated, threw away the cigarette and began counting
+the remaining hours on his fingers. He tried to think of the noble souls
+who went before him:&mdash;of Anton Chehov, who, after gravely saying to the
+doctor who had been called to him during the night, “I am dying,”
+drinking the glass of champagne prescribed to him to the bottom and
+remarking, with a smile, to his wife, “It’s a long while since I have
+had champagne,” turning over on one side, and presently being quiet for
+ever;&mdash;of Goethe asking that the window<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_125">{125}</a></span> might be opened to admit of
+more air and more light, and the faithful Eckermann coming to look at
+him, lying dead. “And I turned aside,” he records, “to give a free run
+to my tears.” And with a shudder he recalled that <i>his</i> body would fall
+into lime to be instantly consumed like a foul thing. He must go not
+knowing why he lived, and nobody in those bleak immensities would know
+or care: no father, no mother, no love in the world would intervene on
+his behalf; not even memory would be left him to recall his single spell
+of life, as if he never had been, as if indeed he was never meant to
+matter. There was but to “curse God and die.”</p>
+
+<p>And suddenly his soul stirred within him, as if it had wings. “It’s the
+end here,” he thought. “But it’s not the end there.” Weaver believed in
+the world-soul&mdash;which meant that in a while he and Weaver would be one.
+It was night, but he could not sleep. Perhaps now, all over the world,
+there were people who could not sleep on his account and lay thinking of
+him. As by imponderable wire<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_126">{126}</a></span>less waves he, alone in the dark cell with
+the gallows adjoining, felt himself linked to all compassionate souls;
+and to them he sent greetings&mdash;his desperate greetings.... At last he
+slept.</p>
+
+<p>His sleep was troubled. He dreamt he had shrunk back from the pale gate
+of death, a bleak coldness in his chest and limbs, and was going past a
+park where there were children playing and people lounging wearily after
+their strenuous day’s work. And he thought that the trivialities of
+living were manna compared with death. But by the faces of the people
+who came out of the park he knew that they, not realising it, could not
+enjoy the gift of life. He walked on, and suddenly found himself in a
+beautiful, totally unfamiliar part of the town, the existence of which
+he had not even suspected. And he told himself how he would come home
+and tell his father of it. He woke&mdash;and there was nothing to tell but
+that he had dreamt it. And at once an incredible coldness invaded his
+heart.</p>
+
+<p>Besides, it was cold in the cell. Our cour<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_127">{127}</a></span>age is at its lowest ebb in
+the early morning: it is wicked to hang people at dawn, he reflected.
+The warder came in. “Get up. Here is your suit.” His old suit that knew
+him in different circumstances. No collar to-day. “I’ll go and fetch you
+yer breakfast now.”</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps at the last minute the Home Secretary might ...? He remembered
+seeing a film where also at the last moment, also the Home Secretary....
+How cold. They wouldn’t tell his father. Or would they? The warder
+brought in a tray with some cocoa and porridge and an apple. He could
+not eat. He nibbled at the apple, and the savoury juice reminded him of
+some utopian land of fruit and flowers, like Italy, which he had never
+known. And he thought that when they had done their worst, and he was
+left in peace, perhaps in dreamland he would fly to such a land.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_128">{128}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>He looked strangely at the warder. “Is it very bad? Does it ... hurt?”
+he asked uneasily.</p>
+
+<p>“No. A second&mdash;and it’s all over. Like having yer tooth out&mdash;no more.
+All over in a wink.”</p>
+
+<p>The chaplain, a young man, was more confused than he&mdash;and more
+miserable. “Perhaps some spiritual consolation?” he stammered.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t understand,” said Mr. Proudfoot. “The indivisible universe
+speaks and lives only through each separate creature, as if no other
+creature existed at all. But it is the same indivisible universe which
+so expresses itself. And they&mdash;absurd&mdash;they want to do away with
+me&mdash;that means with the universe.”</p>
+
+<p>“Perhaps a last communion....”</p>
+
+<p>“Why?”</p>
+
+<p>“Or a confession? After all, you’ve killed a human being.”</p>
+
+<p>He thought of Weaver, and would have felt sorry for him if he did not
+feel so overwhelmingly sorry for himself. If they’d let him off now he’d
+put back what he had taken, put back into the spiritual cosmos what he’d
+taken<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_129">{129}</a></span> from it. If they would leave it to him, he’d see that humanity
+did not lose.</p>
+
+<p>He was brave, resigned. But a quarter of an hour before time, suddenly
+he felt he wanted to live, love, breathe in through these nostrils the
+fresh air of, not this, but other, future mornings, when <i>he</i> would be
+no more.... He remembered a windy day when the big chestnuts swayed and
+lashed their branches like drunken things, and nuts and sticks fell off
+like missiles aimed at passers-by. A little boy had turned round to his
+mother, hiding his eyes from the dust and the wind in the folds of her
+skirt. This had moved him then somehow. And now an intolerable thought
+obsessed him that, when, in a few minutes from now, he would be buried
+in a pool of lime, he would feel the wind no more. And he thought that
+if this life he was leaving was the only life in a bleak universe, then
+he could not face the anguish of leaving it. But if there was another
+life, he wanted to hide his face in the lap of his Maker, hide from the
+missiles that fell all about him and<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_130">{130}</a></span> hurt him, weep on His breast, and
+be quiet for ever....</p>
+
+<p>But perhaps&mdash;two minutes yet&mdash;perhaps the Home Secretary ...? And before
+he could realise it the hangman stood in the cell. Was this it? Was it
+this? Was <i>this</i>, then, what he had to come to? Could mother but have
+known! But the warder, who up to this had been like a friend and
+confidant, suddenly began to shout at the executioner, “Come on, you
+there, get a move on and get about it quick!” (as though anxious to get
+the nasty job over). And Mr. Proudfoot felt almost as though his friend
+the warder had betrayed him to that other man. That other man had a
+soft, drooping, yellow moustache and glassy eyes, and seemed slow and
+good-natured. You wouldn’t think by the mild look of him that he bit off
+the heads of live rats. Somehow Mr. Proudfoot wanted to claim
+acquaintance: to tell him about Weaver: that Weaver and himself were
+about to call on him that fatal Sunday: if they had called he would not
+now be here. But the man with his assistants and<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_131">{131}</a></span> the warder were
+resolutely coming up to him as if they were intent on making a swift end
+of him, the governor, the chaplain and the doctor looking on. Yes, yes,
+he would die&mdash;if they would leave him alone, or do it&mdash;handsomely. He
+killed Weaver&mdash;however inadvertently, he killed him, and he would
+forfeit his life, on his word of honour he would. But not so&mdash;&mdash; The
+hangman and his assistant were trying to pinion him; and suddenly he put
+up a fight for his life. What right had they? All nonsense apart, what
+right? A glimpse of the jurymen all back in their homes, and at
+breakfast, flashed through his brain. What right? Where he got the
+strength from he did not know, but the prison bell was already tolling
+for the soul departing, and its last stroke had boomed its melancholy
+message across the yard into the streets, but Mr. Proudfoot was still
+alive and struggling desperately with the executioner and three warders,
+who only knew that they had to despatch him: he should have been
+liquidated ten minutes ago: there was no document to ac<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_132">{132}</a></span>count for his
+unwarranted existence after 8 a.m. They were shocked: it was improper in
+the extreme. “Don’t! Oh!” He wanted to tell them&mdash;if they would only
+stop to listen&mdash;he wanted to tell them that&mdash;yes&mdash;he was a soul, a
+universe with things in it which had nothing to do with that devil in
+him they were intent on destroying. It was unjust. A whole universe.
+“Stop! Think: what are you doing?... <i>No!</i>” he cried, struggling in
+their grip and realising that nothing save his poor physical exertion
+now stood between him and their grim determination to do away with him.
+“No! You <i>mustn’t</i>!” he pleaded, his soul filled with a sickening animal
+fear. But they dragged him on without respite, the chaplain leading the
+way, reading words from the Bible. And if&mdash;he thought&mdash;there was a God
+in heaven, why did He stand aside? What God was He to stand aside? “No!
+No!... <i>Oh!</i> ...” But they were dragging him on none the less, dragging
+him on to his doom. Swiftly he looked at each of them, for a spark of
+compassion. But they were all men who<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_133">{133}</a></span> valued their duty before
+everything else. He was in the open. And suddenly a wave of awe came
+over him, standing as he did on the brink of eternity or extinction: so
+that the hangman at his neck seemed like a friend who was assisting at a
+parting, and those others, too, seemed as if they’d come to see him off
+at the railway station as he was about to step into the train on his
+awful journey; and he clung to them with fraternal, desperate farewell.
+But they only looked as though they had no time for that, but wanted to
+get the nasty business, long overdue, over at last. It seemed minutes
+before he toed the chalk line on the drop&mdash;when suddenly he fell, it
+seemed minutes, he expected it with drawn breath, the pulling up&mdash;when
+<i>snap!</i> it came!</p>
+
+<p>And all was darkness.</p>
+
+<p>&#160; </p>
+
+<p>The great harbour was awakening in the cold fog. From the terminus a
+tramcar set off half empty. The conductor strode inside and began
+collecting the fare. Then newspapers<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_134">{134}</a></span> appeared on the street corners,
+and posters announced in red and black letters:</p>
+
+<p class="c">
+“<span class="smcap">Special Edition.</span><br>
+“<span class="smcap">Proudfoot Executed.</span>”<br>
+</p>
+
+<p class="nind">They were eagerly snapped up by busy hurrying people, who stopped and
+read:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+
+<p>“Proudfoot had a quiet night and is believed to have been greatly
+relieved at the end by confessing his crime to the chaplain. The
+condemned man breakfasted lightly and walked with a firm step to
+the scaffold. From the moment of prisoner leaving his cell to the
+execution of the sentence there barely elapsed twenty-five
+seconds.”</p></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_135">{135}</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_136">{136}</a><br><a id="page_137">{137}</a></span></p>
+<h2><a id="IN_THE_WOOD">IN THE WOOD</a></h2>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">Lieutenant Barahmeiev</span>, late of the Hussars, was making amorous advances
+to his landlord’s wife, a Jewish lady of about thirty. “Your lips are
+saying No! No! No! whereas your eyes are saying Yes! Yes! Yes!”</p>
+
+<p>Vera Solomonovna looked at him with her golden eyes and shook her
+handsome head and said to him,</p>
+
+<p>“Boris Nikolàech, you’re thirty-eight, and you have no more sense than a
+boy of twelve.”</p>
+
+<p>Lieutenant Barahmeiev looked more self-confident than ever. It was a
+fixed idea with him that no woman could refuse his amorous advances, and
+that no landlord really meant him, seriously, to pay his rent. To
+whatever women said in proof of their refusal, to whatever landlords
+said in confirmation of their claims, Lieutenant Barahmeiev had a
+simple<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_138">{138}</a></span> answer. He called it “bluff.” Some English words like “bluff”
+and “gentleman” have passed into the Russian tongue in the original. He
+wasn’t born yesterday, he said.</p>
+
+<p>And fully confident of the result, the Russian officer continued, “Why
+this pretence, this hypocritical reluctance? Why not be frank about it?
+To-night,” he whispered. “In my room....”</p>
+
+<p>“Go to the devil!” she said, but her eyes seemed to say, “Go on
+talking.”</p>
+
+<p>“You say ‘Go to the devil!’ But what do you mean? I know what you mean.
+Wasn’t born yesterday. Why not be honest about it?”</p>
+
+<p>Odessa had been changing hands from Bolshevik to anti-Bolshevik in turn;
+but the habit of love-making persists through such irrelevancies as wars
+and revolutions. Life in the flat of Finkelstein, where Lieutenant
+Barahmeiev occupied a bedroom, went on essentially as it had gone on
+before the war. I liked my hosts. She, a woman of considerable beauty,
+greedy for admiration. He, a successful broker, tall, handsome,
+prepossessing,<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_139">{139}</a></span> inordinately proud of being a Jew and always selling
+foreign currencies to his guests at table. I liked the free and easy
+manner in the household, the total absence of suspicion on the part of
+Finkelstein as regards his handsome wife. No doubt he also had no small
+opinion of himself, and thought that as compared with the Lieutenant he
+was the better specimen of male all round. And I think that perhaps he
+was.</p>
+
+<p>At lunch he was saying to Lieutenant Barahmeiev, “Yes, Boris Nikolàech,
+you Christians like to run us down. You say that we are swindlers, and
+‘Never trust a Jew.’ But the fact is that we Jews can trust each other,
+but I am dashed if we are often given an opportunity to trust a
+Christian. Take yourself. You call yourself a ‘paying guest.’ But what
+right have you to the adjective? If it comes to that, what right have
+you to the noun? Have I asked you to come and stay with us, and
+overlooking that point, is it a usual thing for guests to stay
+indefinitely? But your conscience doesn’t seem to trouble<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_140">{140}</a></span> you a bit.
+You eat and sleep, and there! you even seem to have designs on my wife.
+Ah, you’re a funny fellow, Boris Nikolàech, but, at any rate, it’s some
+good to us that you are an officer; it will keep them from commandeering
+our flat while you are here. But what was I saying? Ah, yes, does any
+one want to buy Romanov roubles? Or I can sell you francs.”</p>
+
+<p>But the Lieutenant went on talking to the hostess. “What I can’t get
+over is this utter want of frankness in you, Vera Solomonovna. Your
+soul, your eyes cry out, ‘Take me! I am yours!’ whereas your lying lips
+pretend to say, ‘Go to the devil.’ Bluff! All bluff, all bluff!”</p>
+
+<p>She turned to her husband and looking at her guest with compassion,
+said:</p>
+
+<p>“What <i>can</i> I do with him, Lyova? He doesn’t understand. He <i>can’t</i>. He
+really thinks he’s irresistible to women. I’ve never seen anything so
+brazen in my life. To be quite frank, Boris Nikolàech, you’re not the<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_141">{141}</a></span>
+least bit attractive. I wonder who put that idea into your head?”</p>
+
+<p>“Vera Solomonovna,” he implored her, “be frank for once. You know you
+are in love with me; why all this hypocritical nonsense about my being
+‘not the least bit attractive’? Why all this bluff? I wasn’t born
+yesterday!”</p>
+
+<p>“In matters of love you’re a school boy.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, when I was a school boy I had the innocence to take a woman’s No
+for No. But now, I need hardly say, I believe it no longer.”</p>
+
+<p>“You wise old man then,” she said ironically, rising.</p>
+
+<p>We followed her into the drawing-room. The window panes were blurred
+with rain. The sea, the sky, was one grey mass, doleful and monotonous.
+Below, in the street, one could see the shining hoods of passing cabs;
+the muffled sound of hoofs reached our windows. In the indoor twilight
+of the flat one felt at rest, one’s limbs were seized with languor.
+Finkelstein and his stock-exchange associates retired to his study to
+play cards.</p>
+
+<p>“The rain reminds me, Vera Solomonovna,<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_142">{142}</a></span>” said the Lieutenant, “of an
+incident in my youth. The woman&mdash;oh, she had the self-same psychology,
+if I may say so, as yourself, and in the end, and in the end ...
+complete capitulation.”</p>
+
+<p>“I am tired of you,” said she, looking languorous rather than tired.</p>
+
+<p>“Vera Solomonovna,” he said, bending over her; then in a whisper: “Don’t
+forget to-night ... my room.”</p>
+
+<p>She shook her head.</p>
+
+<p>“How blatantly deceitful women really are,” he said. “You shake your
+head. Why? Why, when I know&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
+
+<p>She flushed. “This is really getting idiotic!”</p>
+
+<p>“Ha! ha! ha! That is exactly what Zina used to say: ‘idiotic.’ I was
+going to tell you about Zina when you interrupted me. This was a long
+time ago&mdash;let me see&mdash;yes, twenty-one years ago, to be exact. I was
+seventeen then. I was a cadet at the X&mdash;&mdash; Military School and I was
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_143">{143}</a></span>spending the summer vacation with my aunt at S&mdash;&mdash;, a sea side resort
+some twenty miles from Petersburg. It was an evening in early June, and
+we were sitting on the open balcony of the pavilion at the local tennis
+club. We were discussing something&mdash;literature I think, and then, quite
+relevantly, we switched off on to love. There was this Zina I am telling
+you about, a beautifully developed girl of twenty-five, who was quite
+vehement in her denunciation of everything relating to the attraction
+between the sexes, and as she spoke it was urged upon her that for a
+person with her views the convent was the only proper place. It was a
+lovely night, but we sat there and exchanged inanities. Gradually some
+of us dispersed.</p>
+
+<p>“I was standing by a street stall, buying cigarettes, when I noticed
+Zina coming up. She bought herself some chocolate. We sauntered away
+from the stall together.”</p>
+
+<p>“Where are you going?” I asked her.</p>
+
+<p>“Nowhere in particular.”</p>
+
+<p>We went along the big road leading to the sea. Our shoulders touched
+occasionally as we stumbled over the uneven ground.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_144">{144}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“They’re so absurd with their revolting sentimentality,” I said.</p>
+
+<p>“Why talk about them? Look at the clouds,” she said. “How they chase
+each other. We couldn’t keep pace with them if we ran. And the moon!
+Gone&mdash;and out again!”</p>
+
+<p>We made our way together along a narrow lane. The wooden <i>datchas</i> had
+been left behind.</p>
+
+<p>“Is this ‘The Alley of Kisses’?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, this is ‘The Alley of Sighs.’”</p>
+
+<p>We went on.</p>
+
+<p>“The moon again!”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>“This is ‘The Alley of Kisses,’” she said, as we turned to our left.
+Beyond I could hear the sound of the sea.</p>
+
+<p>“Let us sit down here.”</p>
+
+<p>It was an old bench considerably disfigured by a penknife; it bore
+initials, monograms and names of lovers probably who had sat there in
+former times.</p>
+
+<p>“So this is ‘The Alley of Kisses,’” I re<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_145">{145}</a></span>peated. One seizes with
+gratitude on such openings.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.” She looked at me strangely. “And the fools at the tennis club
+talking rubbish!”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.”</p>
+
+<p>“The sea and the air! and&mdash;as I was saying&mdash;this ‘Alley of Kisses.’ Can
+you feel it?”</p>
+
+<p>I moved closer to her. “May I kiss you?” I said.</p>
+
+<p>“Why do you ask?” she whispered.</p>
+
+<p>“What?” said I. (I am slightly deaf, as you know.)</p>
+
+<p>She waited, and I, being timid, added, “After all, we are ‘allies’ in a
+sort of way....”</p>
+
+<p>She repeated softly: “Why do you ask?”</p>
+
+<p>She had soft, warm lips; I held my breath back; it was long before I
+released it; and I wasn’t thinking of the night. “My hand&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
+
+<p>Vera Solomonovna became fidgety with excitement. “Lyova! Lyova!” she
+cried out; and when Finkelstein appeared, she said, “Come here, all of
+you. Boris Nikolàech is telling of a romantic episode from his life.<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_146">{146}</a></span>
+It’s most attractive, I assure you, most <i>piquant</i>.”</p>
+
+<p>Finkelstein and his stock-exchange associates, abandoning their game of
+cards, sauntered into the drawing-room, and, still smoking, sank into
+chairs and stretched out their legs, ready to listen.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, go on,” said Vera Solomonovna.</p>
+
+<p>“My hand, I think I said, was round her waist&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
+
+<p>“Whose waist?” said Finkelstein.</p>
+
+<p>“Zina’s,” explained his wife.</p>
+
+<p>“Who’s Zina, anyhow?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, well, it doesn’t matter. Go on, Boris Nikolàech.”</p>
+
+<p>“My hand was round her waist. She pressed it to her bosom. I looked
+round. There was not a soul around, not a sound abroad but for the waves
+that broke on the sea shore. Dark clouds ran swiftly across the sky.</p>
+
+<p>“Let us go there,” she said, pointing to the wood. We made our way
+across the shrub<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_147">{147}</a></span>bery. I held her in my arms; she began to breathe in a
+queer, panting way.</p>
+
+<p>“What is it?” I asked ignorantly.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s ... good,” she whispered.</p>
+
+<p>The moon showed between the tall trees; in a few yards’ distance the sea
+roared before us. Then a big, heavy drop of rain fell on my face&mdash;it was
+warm; and then another.</p>
+
+<p>I sat on the moss, dazed, completely overtaken by the wonder of it all.
+Suddenly, I heard the rustle of her movements; she had disappeared
+behind a bush.</p>
+
+<p>“What are you doing?”</p>
+
+<p>There was no answer. I was rather shy about it all, for I was only
+seventeen. “Don’t!”</p>
+
+<p>She stood behind a shrub and I could hear the rustle of the twigs, the
+rustle of silk linen, the hollow sound of press-studs. “Don’t,” I said.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” she whispered.</p>
+
+<p>“But why? Why?” I said confusedly. “I don’t want to.”</p>
+
+<p>Unveiled, she stood behind me. The big<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_148">{148}</a></span> pale moon looked down upon her,
+but she didn’t mind it. The dark blue wood leered from behind at her;
+and the roaring sea rushed to her&mdash;and receded, rushed and receded. Drop
+after drop, at long interval, the soft warm rain fell from the dark
+gathering clouds. “I want, I want you to remember me,” she said softly,
+“<i>always</i>, and now you can’t forget ... that the first woman you have
+ever seen like that ... was <i>me</i>.” Then she crouched to the ground. She
+began to sob and laugh at the same time. “What am I doing? Oh, I’m mad,
+mad.... I couldn’t help it. I’ve been reading&mdash;all day long I’ve been
+reading ... such a wicked book. It was awful, unbearable. These silly
+people on the veranda talked such nonsense, but it wouldn’t have really
+mattered what they’d said; I would’ve disagreed with them all the same.
+I couldn’t bear it any longer. And then I felt I wanted&mdash;I wanted to do
+as she, the woman in the book, had done to him. Besides,” she added,
+“you really are rather attractive, are<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_149">{149}</a></span>n’t you? Oh, do you think it’s
+going to rain properly? It didn’t in the book.”</p>
+
+<p>The Lieutenant ceased.</p>
+
+<p>“Well?” we said. “Go on.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s all,” said the Lieutenant.</p>
+
+<p>“But what happened afterwards?” asked Vera Solomonovna.</p>
+
+<p>“Nothing happened.”</p>
+
+<p>“But <i>how</i>?” she said in a tone as though she had been wronged.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, that’s all there is to tell.”</p>
+
+<p>“But&mdash;it’s no proper story even.”</p>
+
+<p>“I can’t help that,” he answered almost angrily. “This is what happened,
+and this is where it ended. I can’t falsify the facts to suit your
+taste. We don’t, my dear Vera Solomonovna, live our lives to provide
+plots for stories.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I <i>am</i> disappointed in you, Boris Nikolàech. Really! To begin so
+well, so fascinatingly, and then, suddenly, to break off ... so
+shamelessly! Well, really, you’re just like a boy of twelve. You have no
+sense of proportion, Boris Nikolàech. None what<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_150">{150}</a></span>ever! The whole thing,
+as it stands, is silly....”</p>
+
+<p>“You are a hopeless washout!” Finkelstein was teasing him. “Miss your
+opportunity like that! My goodness! And call yourself a Don Juan at
+that!”</p>
+
+<p>“If that’s the end of it,” said Vera Solomonovna, “there was no need to
+tell the story. You had no business to begin, Boris Nikolàech. It’s
+simply disappointing.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well,” said Lieutenant Barahmeiev, who seemed hurt, “if it comes to
+disappointment, I think I have been disappointed more than anyone.”</p>
+
+<p>“The more fool you,” said Finkelstein.</p>
+
+<p>“Nothing to do with me. Didn’t I tell you it was raining?”</p>
+
+<p>“Raining?”</p>
+
+<p>“Pouring! It came on suddenly, burst upon us through the sky. A flood.
+The revenge of heaven on us.”</p>
+
+<p>“But what’s the point of your story, anyhow?” asked Finkelstein.</p>
+
+<p>“The point?”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_151">{151}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“Yes, the moral? Why have you been telling it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, well, I told it to Vera Solomonovna by way of illustrating the
+psychology of women, because, like Zina, she affects derision of human
+passion, calls my amorous advances ‘idiotic’; but just you wait and
+before the day is up&mdash;&mdash; There you are!”</p>
+
+<p>Vera Solomonovna rose and left the room in protest.</p>
+
+<p>“There,” said Finkelstein, “you’ve disgusted Vera.”</p>
+
+<p>“Disgusted her! Ha! ha! Don’t you believe it. Bluff! my dear fellow. All
+bluff. You don’t know women.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’re a funny fellow, Boris Nikolàech. One can’t say you’re altogether
+stupid, but there are things you simply cannot understand. Impossible to
+penetrate yon marble brow of yours; it’s just like throwing a rubber
+ball at a stone wall: jumps back at you every time. And you don’t know
+women. To take my wife, for instance. She’s had enough of<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_152">{152}</a></span> you already;
+she’s gone back to her bedroom in disgust.”</p>
+
+<p>“To <i>her</i> bedroom?” questioned the Lieutenant in a derisive tone of
+voice.</p>
+
+<p>“You don’t expect her to go to yours, do you!”</p>
+
+<p>“Why.... Oh, well, really, my dear fellow, I can see that you don’t know
+women&mdash;although you’ve got a wife. Believe me, I know a thing or two
+about them. Wasn’t born yesterday. Disgusted! Ha, ha, ha! You wait till
+I finish my cigarette and retire to my bedroom. You may be sure
+she’s&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
+
+<p>“Boris Nikolàech,” said Finkelstein, looking at him tranquilly through
+the smoke from his cigar, “you are an optimist.”</p>
+
+<p>And, looking dignified and prepossessing, he sauntered over to his study
+where his stock-exchange associates were already waiting for him to
+resume their game of cards.</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_153">{153}</a></span></p>
+<p>“Just a moment ...” muttered the Lieutenant, “ ...finish my
+cigarette....”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_154">{154}</a><br><a id="page_155">{155}</a></span></p>
+<h2><a id="TRISTAN_UND_ISOLDE">TRISTAN UND ISOLDE</a></h2>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">He</span> met her at one of those numerous little dancing clubs of Vienna which
+assemble regularly once a week at a particular café, where the
+facilities for introduction are only equalled by the ease of admission.
+When he asked where they could meet again, she told him, smiling
+sweetly, where to call her up next day, and he noticed that, besides
+having beautiful grey eyes with lashes like black needles and luxuriant
+black hair, she had an even, gapless semi-circle of white teeth and, at
+the corners of her mouth, the foreshadowing of a moustache in after
+years. “And what name?”</p>
+
+<p>“Ask for Fräulein Isolde.”</p>
+
+<p>“Isolde! How romantic! Will you dance?”</p>
+
+<p>“I do not dance.” She smiled divinely.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_156">{156}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“Well, it’s a relief, if anything. I am tired of jazz music, tired of
+having to prance about every night on my flat feet on the dubious chance
+of meeting a nice girl.”</p>
+
+<p>“I like,” she said, “to sit at home with a book.”</p>
+
+<p>“I can’t tell you how glad, how&mdash;”</p>
+
+<p>“Are you fond of Art?”</p>
+
+<p>“Love it!”</p>
+
+<p>“I will take you to the Art-Historical Museum.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good?”</p>
+
+<p>She closed the eyes with the long lashes and nodded rapidly in response.
+Her brows twitched. And he loved her.</p>
+
+<p>Next day they met at a café in the Ring. She turned up three-quarters of
+an hour after the appointed time in a black coat, black hat, and a black
+frock buttoned to the neck. With dark abundant locks and pale powdered
+face she sat, mysterious, smoking innumerable cigarettes. And only
+asked, “What is it like in America?”</p>
+
+<p>“Very nice,” he said.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_157">{157}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“Are you studying here?”</p>
+
+<p>He nodded. She smoked on.</p>
+
+<p>A dingy pox-marked poet came in and sat down beside them and opened the
+portfolio he carried stuffed with his writings. She laid a tender hand
+on his shoulder, scanning the while the pages of a story. “Yes,” she
+commended. “You have hit it off all right.”</p>
+
+<p>They motored to the castle of Schönbrunn and sat in a summer-house by
+the water, romantically, and walked in the park. He took her arm
+tenderly. She was sad. “Why?” he asked.</p>
+
+<p>“Memories.” They walked on in silence. “We shouldn’t have come here,” he
+said. She pressed his arm in mute recognition. He helped her into the
+motor. “You’re so kind and tender to me. I am not used to it,” she said.
+He kissed her hand in dumb adoration. “I woke up this morning and
+smiled. I wondered why I was smiling, and then remembered I had met a
+nice man.”</p>
+
+<p>“When I leave Vienna you must come abroad with me,” he said jestingly.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_158">{158}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“It’s not out of the question,” she answered seriously.</p>
+
+<p>He talked glibly about the dearth of intellectual satisfactions. “You’re
+so different from other girls. Your nature is artistic.”</p>
+
+<p>“I will show you round the gallery,” she said.</p>
+
+<p>When they went&mdash;“This is a picture over which I wept,” she told him.</p>
+
+<p>“This is not bad,” he said, stopping at a Rembrandt.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, he has hit it off.” Her eyes filled.</p>
+
+<p>“What is it?”</p>
+
+<p>“We used to come here, Hans and I.”</p>
+
+<p>“And where is he now?”</p>
+
+<p>“Dead.”</p>
+
+<p>“Long?”</p>
+
+<p>“Nine months. We had been engaged three years. And then, suddenly, he
+died&mdash;for no reason&mdash;of a mere cold. So young&mdash;twenty-two.”</p>
+
+<p>“But you too are so young, you have your life to live.”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s all in the past.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_159">{159}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“No, no! And you’re so beautiful.”</p>
+
+<p>“I will show you my big picture.”</p>
+
+<p>He waited in the motor while she ran upstairs to the apartment to fetch
+it.</p>
+
+<p>“Wonderful!” he commented.</p>
+
+<p>“Now I must rush back, father is waiting. And you can have the picture
+of me till we meet again to-morrow.”</p>
+
+<p>But she stepped inside and they went for another ride with the picture.
+“Where to?” asked the man.</p>
+
+<p>“Round and round,” she said. She crossed her legs, the skirt slipping up
+above her knees, and lit a cigarette. And suddenly he leaned over to her
+and kissed her on the mouth.</p>
+
+<p>“Tut-tut-tut&mdash;You mustn’t kiss. Wait till I kiss you.”</p>
+
+<p>“I <i>have</i> waited,” he answered, “and I’m still waiting, and, by God! I
+can’t wait any longer” (with the taxi-meter piling up, he thought,
+piling up all the time while we wait, and the chauffeur the only one to
+gain by it.)</p>
+
+<p>“This is the Prater,” she said.</p>
+
+<p>“Where to?” asked the taxi-man.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_160">{160}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“Round and round,” he said dismally.</p>
+
+<p>She burst out laughing. “You said this so funnily!” She gave him a
+furtive kiss on the lips. “What is your name?”</p>
+
+<p>“I have a silly name. I’m called Ebenezer.”</p>
+
+<p>“It is&mdash;rather silly.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, you needn’t call me by it. You can invent another name for me.”</p>
+
+<p>She considered. “Peter,” she said.</p>
+
+<p>“All right&mdash;Peter.”</p>
+
+<p>When she fell ill he sent her flowers, and every day she sent a
+message&mdash;that she was a little better, or a little worse. Then she came
+again to the café. “Beautiful, beautiful flowers! I was breathless when
+I saw them. And so much!”</p>
+
+<p>He buried his face in her hands, “Beautiful girl ... beautiful flowers.
+Wonderful when I think: I’ve been seeking, all these months, all these
+years I’ve been seeking, and now I have found.”</p>
+
+<p>“I too. For nine months I was alone. Now when I come to the café, the
+waiter says con<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_161">{161}</a></span>fidentially: ‘The gentleman is already here.’ One feels
+one has somebody.”</p>
+
+<p>“While you were ill, when I used to come here by myself, the waitress
+looked at me with sad eyes, as if she thought you’d left me or we had
+broken it off. I notice we’ve become privileged guests and are treated
+accordingly.”</p>
+
+<p>She smiled&mdash;so sweetly and intimately, and, watching him, laughed. He
+looked up from his cup. “I must laugh,” she said, “at the way you
+scratch the last drop of sugar out of the cup.” He laughed too. She was
+delightful. “I’ve just come back from Adolf’s bedside,” she remarked.</p>
+
+<p>“And who is Adolf?”</p>
+
+<p>“My fiancé.”</p>
+
+<p>“This is new to me.”</p>
+
+<p>“At least he thinks he is my fiancé.”</p>
+
+<p>“And you don’t think so.”</p>
+
+<p>“No.”</p>
+
+<p>“This is a relief.”</p>
+
+<p>“He is dying now.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_162">{162}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“Oh&mdash;is he?” And secretly he thought: This is a relief. “What does he
+do?”</p>
+
+<p>“He is a doctor&mdash;venereal and skin diseases. But he is very tender and
+aesthetic and plays the piano wonderfully&mdash;Schumann and Chopin. He says
+he will let me live as I like and love whom I like, that he will never
+touch me, and only wants to be allowed to marry me and to live by my
+side.”</p>
+
+<p>When they came out of the café, it was a sunny afternoon. “Come, I’ll
+show you where I live,” he said, and they made their way to Am Hof&mdash;the
+old-fashioned square of Vienna where he had rooms. She took off her hat
+and used his comb and sat down at his writing-table. “It must be nice to
+live like that. If I were you I would give myself up to my work, and
+never tie myself up with any woman.”</p>
+
+<p>“How you understand me! Other women are so conventional and
+self-seeking. But you&mdash;you are so delightfully free and easy, so unusual
+and romantic!”</p>
+
+<p>She sat in his chair, and suddenly sleep<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_163">{163}</a></span> overcame her. “I want to lie
+down.” She lay down on his bed, and he sat down beside her. “I feel like
+a faithful old dog sitting at your feet and seeing that you come to no
+harm.” She gave him her hand, which he pressed to his lips. He looked at
+her legs in the glossy silk stockings, the seductive shoe. Warm,
+yielding curves, unexplored mysteries. And he said, “After all this
+seeking, to feel you have found ... at last. It’s not&mdash;no, not your
+face; it’s....” He was gently pressing her knee; she made an involuntary
+attempt to disengage it. “ ... your soul,” he said&mdash;and she left it.
+“I’m content: I really need nothing. Not by a word would I suggest or
+precipitate the moment.... Not till you yourself ... an offering, a
+priceless gift.” She pressed his hand to her heart. “Not even then. I’m
+content, I need nothing.” She touched his brow silently with her lips.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes?” he asked, suddenly crushing her in his arms. “Yes?”</p>
+
+<p>She closed her eyes with the lashes like<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_164">{164}</a></span> black needles, nodding rapidly
+several times. “Pull down the blinds.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, I am grateful! Tristan and Isolde.... <i>Nacht der Liebe</i>....” He was
+whistling.</p>
+
+<p>“Is the door locked?”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll lock it for you&mdash;do anything for you.” Of sheer relief, he felt
+like cracking cheap jokes.</p>
+
+<p>“What is the time?”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s four o’clock in the afternoon&mdash;the time people here take their 5
+o’clock tea.” The yellow blinds drew to and fro in the breeze. Outside
+in the sunny square the women were selling oranges and flowers. Upstairs
+somebody began playing the piano. “This is Schumann,” she said. “Adolf
+plays this.” The blinds still swayed gently, gently, and they could feel
+the breeze on their burning cheeks. She knitted her brows. “What are you
+thinking?” he asked.</p>
+
+<p>“Adolf is waiting for me. I’ve neglected supper for father.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_165">{165}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>He turned on the switch. “No, no, I am ashamed of the light.”</p>
+
+<p>It was black night when they went out. Stepping into the taxicab at the
+door, she gave her address. “You shouldn’t have told him where you live
+before that old caretaker woman. You never can tell.”</p>
+
+<p>“I take full responsibility for what I do and I am prepared to face the
+consequences of my acts, and I have nothing to be ashamed of,” she said.
+He remembered the prudish cowardly attitude of his own forget-me-not
+eyed sisters, his mother, his maidenly aunts. “You wonderful girl!” he
+exclaimed. He felt grateful, so that he did not even mind how much he
+had to pay for the taxi. She scanned his face and his figure, and he
+instantly looked at his gloves. “They are filthy, I know.”</p>
+
+<p>“Give them to me, I will wash them for you.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, no, why should you?”</p>
+
+<p>“The maid will wash them.”</p>
+
+<p>“Very well, then.”</p>
+
+<p>The taxicab pulled up at her house door.<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_166">{166}</a></span> “Just see me upstairs. It’s so
+dark.” She took hold of his arm and with a sure quick step ran up the
+stairs, while he fumbled uncertainly with his feet. She gave him a kiss
+in the dark, which missed the mark, handed him the house door key,
+begged him for the sake of love not to make a noise&mdash;and was gone. He
+felt his way carefully by the chalk walk, dirtying his coat and
+hands&mdash;and presently lost himself. For an hour he fumbled about in the
+dark, groping his way down the steps time without end, only to find
+himself at the end of each attempt in the coal cellar. Now I’ve made a
+noise, he thought, the caretaker will come out, call the police and have
+me arrested. I’m a lost man. When, having given up all hope, suddenly he
+saw a shimmering of light, then a new turning, the real stairs&mdash;and he
+was saved. The Votive Church as he went home seemed made of lace: the
+tall twin towers, like a prayer, strained heavenward in the blue night.
+He sat down on a bench and thought of her.</p>
+
+<p>He was more than usually courteous to the<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_167">{167}</a></span> old caretaker woman. “A
+pretty girl, I call her,” she said, opening the heavy outer door for
+him, while he paid the customary “lockout money.” “Is she your bride?”</p>
+
+<p>He nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“Ah, well, young men have luck. But I’m not one to let the cat out of
+the bag.”</p>
+
+<p>He fumbled in his pockets.</p>
+
+<p>“Thank you.&mdash;I am known to be discreet. Baron Waldmeyer who lived here
+nine months ago also used to bring his bride up to his rooms, regularly
+three times a week you might say. A pretty girl she was, too, Lina
+Holz&mdash;you know the chemist’s daughter across the way. The white house
+opposite. That’s right. Never a word to anybody. God beware! They were
+very satisfied with me. ‘Frau Krampf,’ he used to say to me, ‘I can rely
+on you.’”</p>
+
+<p>Next day they were hurrying in the train into the country. “I too am
+glad we’re friends,” she said. “My family is nothing to me. Mother died
+when I was fourteen. She was so small I used to take her on my lap.<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_168">{168}</a></span> My
+sister married rich, but she can’t do anything decently. She is such a
+snob&mdash;hides the fact that we are Jews. She will give father a new
+suit&mdash;or rather says she will&mdash;and all so haughtily, you know, so
+condescendingly, will talk so much about it and in the long run won’t
+buy him anything and will even borrow money from him in the end. She
+gives me things occasionally, or rather says she will and doesn’t. But
+that which is inside one she doesn’t know.”</p>
+
+<p>“Quite so.”</p>
+
+<p>Yet he had discovered that Isolde, despite her intellectual pretensions,
+was as fond of cabarets and dancing halls as any other child of
+pleasure-loving Vienna. And she was not content with going to one
+cabaret during a night, but from the one immediately wanted to go on to
+another, and from that to a third&mdash;in all respects similar to the first.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m different,” she said. “Already as a child we had no points of
+contact. My sister would go out on the Korso to be stared at by men,
+while I sought my friends among writers<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_169">{169}</a></span> and artists, or went off by
+myself to the Opera and tried to find my real ‘I’ in the <i>Walküre</i>, the
+<i>Ring</i>, the <i>Meistersinger</i>, in <i>Tristan und Isolde</i>.”</p>
+
+<p>“Very becoming for one named Isolde! If one didn’t know you were above
+such cheap romanticism, one would almost suspect you gave yourself that
+name.”</p>
+
+<p>She laughed faintly.</p>
+
+<p>“Why&mdash;<i>did</i> you?”</p>
+
+<p>She closed her eyes and nodded rapidly.</p>
+
+<p>“How clever of you!” He kissed her hand.</p>
+
+<p>“My real name is Rebecca.”</p>
+
+<p>“Let’s forget that it is. We’ll go to the Opera together&mdash;to <i>Tristan</i>.
+A good performance here, isn’t it?”</p>
+
+<p>She closed her eyes and nodded rapidly, significantly. “I’ll bring the
+complete musical score. I have the entire <i>partitura</i> and we can follow
+it.”</p>
+
+<p>“By God! we’ll follow it!” said he, though he was quite unable to read
+music.</p>
+
+<p>At the Opera, all the liveried attendants<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_170">{170}</a></span> seemed to know her. “Ah,
+Fräulein Isolde, it’s good to see you again!”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s the first time that I am here since (her eyes filled)&mdash;his death.”
+And she ushered him upstairs through drafty corridors with the air of a
+proprietress showing a visitor round the premises. “Here Hans and I used
+to sit. Or, when we had little money, we stood over there or sat on the
+steps.”</p>
+
+<p>“A fine Opera House.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, this is my temple.”</p>
+
+<p>She carried an enormous book&mdash;the complete musical score of the piece,
+and they sat down and he read the biographical note, while the orchestra
+enclosure gradually filled and the executants began tuning up their
+instruments.</p>
+
+<p>“Because I have never known love in real life I want now to realise it
+in music.” Thus Wagner one day wrote to Liszt. “I have jotted down in my
+head a <i>Tristan und Isolde</i>, the simplest but the most full-blooded of
+musical conceptions: with the black flag which flies<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_171">{171}</a></span> at the end I then
+want to cover myself and to&mdash;die.”</p>
+
+<p>There was a meagre trickling of applause: the conductor threaded his way
+to his seat, passed his hand over the page under the green-shaded lamp,
+raised the <i>bâton</i>, and began. They sat close together, the Prelude with
+its high-stepping, long-striding sinuous tentacles groping after new
+resting-places, far out of reach, yet working out its salvation surely
+and steadily, swelling and widening, till&mdash;the conductor shaking his
+locks and his fists&mdash;the brass blared its compelling response; and, in a
+tide of regaining tranquillity, the Prelude gradually evened itself out
+to the level at which it began, and the curtains parted, revealing the
+ship. She followed the score with a preoccupied air, now and then
+nodding her head with that significant look of critical recognition; but
+when he asked for the place they were at she never could find it and
+began turning the pages backward and forward, six at a time and in vain.
+And when, in the second act, King Marke’s hunting horns died<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_172">{172}</a></span> away and
+the cast-down torch went out, to a heart-sinking, intolerably dulcet
+cadence, and the night was all astir, and Tristan staggered to Isolde,
+and the great theatre plunged into the most passionately voluptuous
+music that has ever been, then they pressed each other’s fingers more
+tightly and their nerves throbbed in unison&mdash;until King Marke, returning
+at a moment least desired from the hunt, surprised the twain. In this
+passionate music, more truly voluptuous than the grosser senses of man
+can divine, there lies concealed a certain pledge: a foretaste, maybe,
+of a reality awaiting us, or one we needs must forego, wrenched from a
+far world by a genius, for us to partake of before we go under.</p>
+
+<p>In the interval he read more of the biography. Wagner, while working on
+<i>Siegfried</i>, wrote to a friend: “My musical sensibility already sways
+far beyond it&mdash;thither where my mood belongs: into the realm of
+melancholy.” It was his love for Mathilde Wesendonck&mdash;a love of denial
+for both&mdash;which determined the work. “That I have written<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_173">{173}</a></span> Tristan I
+thank you out of my deepest soul into all eternity.” Thus he writes to
+her three years after completion. It has been said that the musical
+drama is unreal because the love in it is the artificial outcome of the
+love potion given to Tristan and Isolde during the voyage instead of the
+death drink they bargained for. But the potion, of course, is a symbol.
+Love was latent in them, but could not face the light of day: it is the
+belief in the certainty of their death held for them in the cup which
+works the love miracle. Only in death can they give each other. But of
+that “realm of stilled longings” they had been cheated. He was
+there&mdash;<i>Der öde Tag!</i> And now the third and last act&mdash;the empty sea, the
+hollow day, the dreary convalescence, with the black flag already flying
+over their destinies. They sat and listened to the sundown glow now
+sensible in the familiar bars of this greatest of love-tragedies&mdash;as it
+had always been.</p>
+
+<p>The measured strains of the <i>Liebestod</i> had grown quicker and more
+passionate; Isolde,<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_174">{174}</a></span> wrenching her hands, was racing along with the
+orchestra which, at this turn, was taking the melody from her, easily,
+in rapidly rising voluptuous strains, climbing, slipping, climbing anew,
+rapidly, rapidly, to a climax, now, now.... The conductor, forgetting
+his quasi-reticent attitude, rose in his seat and with a sweep of his
+stick commanding one hundred and twenty-six instruments, drowned her top
+notes in a mighty volume of rapturous sound. But she did not mind. Nor
+did any one mind. On that plane of emotion one does not mind: one felt
+one wanted to go home, cover oneself with the black flag&mdash;and die....</p>
+
+<p>They made their way past the drafty swinging doors into the lighted
+streets and stood a while in the crowded Opernring, Peter taking her
+arm. He was elated. He tried to whistle bits he remembered, but she
+stopped him with a frown. In the café she seemed moody and irritable.
+“<i>Must</i> you always scratch the cup out?”</p>
+
+<p>“I feel I am wasting my life if I don’t.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_175">{175}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“Why don’t you lick it out with your tongue?”</p>
+
+<p>“What is the matter?”</p>
+
+<p>“I must talk to you very seriously.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well?”</p>
+
+<p>“Another day&mdash;to-morrow.”</p>
+
+<p>He would have died of anxiety if he had to wait till to-morrow.
+“To-night or not at all.”</p>
+
+<p>“About our&mdash;relation. I want to have it out with you. I don’t want you
+to be merely playing with me and then, when it suits you, drop me.” They
+were going down the teeming Kärntnerstrasse and bent their way into the
+Graben, walking up the famous Korso. “Here is father’s jeweller’s shop.”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s all this nonsense?” he asked peremptorily.</p>
+
+<p>“Father’s been bullying me. No money to give me. Business going to ruin.
+No one buying jewelry nowadays. ‘<i>Ein Skandal!</i> You’re twenty-two and I,
+a man of eighty-six, have to go on supporting you!’ and so on, and so
+forth. My brother-in-law sits and talks to my father and tells him I
+ought to get mar<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_176">{176}</a></span>ried. And father curses me: ‘Again you’ve been out all
+night. A good bride and no mistake, Adolf sitting and waiting for you
+here all the evening!’ Of course, he is right in a way. But I never
+promised definitely to Adolf. I tell him, ‘Adolf, I value your feeling
+for me, and if no one better crops up I will marry you in the end.’ So
+he sits in our drawing-room all evening after leaving the venereal
+disease hospital, waiting for me and playing Chopin.”</p>
+
+<p>Peter thought of what he might say, but couldn’t say much. “Damn him!”
+he said.</p>
+
+<p>“And I mean&mdash;I don’t want to be playing ducks and drakes with Adolf, who
+is a man of fine feeling&mdash;”</p>
+
+<p>“But hasn’t he died? He was going to.”</p>
+
+<p>“He wasn’t a bit. He only put himself to bed so as to get me to come and
+sit at his bedside and hold his hand. And what I mean is, a man has a
+love affair, then another, a third, a fourth, and is only looked up to,
+even by women. But a girl has to think.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_177">{177}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“Is there&mdash;is there&mdash;well, you know what I mean?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, there isn’t. All the same&mdash;”</p>
+
+<p>“But why say it like that?”</p>
+
+<p>“You should have thought of saying it yourself. I waited long enough.”</p>
+
+<p>“But why in the world did you make out you were
+unconventional&mdash;romantic&mdash;God knows what&mdash;unlike other women? Why did
+you?”</p>
+
+<p>“I thought you expected it.”</p>
+
+<p>Damned shameless lie, he thought; and said aloud:</p>
+
+<p>“This would not appear to correspond with the facts. Secretly you were
+out for marriage from the start and only pretended&mdash;don’t I see it
+now!&mdash;but all the time you were on the hunt for a husband.”</p>
+
+<p>“You needn’t flatter yourself. I’m good-looking enough to marry any time
+I want to. And such birds as you I can find on every bush.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thank you.”</p>
+
+<p>They had reached her house. “Well, am I<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_178">{178}</a></span> to ring you up to-morrow as
+usual?” Her voice was not friendly.</p>
+
+<p>“As usual,” he said, and thought: As per usual, business as usual. But
+the irony of using such decrepit war slang would be lost on her. That
+was the worst of it all: they hadn’t really many points of contact. And
+making the most of the few they had, he pressed forward to kiss her.</p>
+
+<p>“No.”</p>
+
+<p>He shrugged his shoulders, raised his hat and went. He went by the
+familiar Kolowatring that he had paced no end of times before&mdash;in other,
+happier days. How far away they seemed now!</p>
+
+<p>Next day at two she did not call him up. At three she had not called him
+up. By five his anxiety had reached seething point. She would not call
+him up. She would never call him up. He was lost&mdash;damned. In all Vienna
+he could not find a place for himself. He sat and waited, hoping,
+doubting. And then, together with her friends, she came, as if not
+noticing him, and was about to sit down<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_179">{179}</a></span> at a table, when he went after
+her and spoke. She turned round, abashed. “You are deadly pale,” he
+said. “Are you frightened, or what?”</p>
+
+<p>“No. But I didn’t expect to meet you here.”</p>
+
+<p>“And I waited&mdash;five hours. God, how I suffered!”</p>
+
+<p>She looked round at him to see if it was true. His face was haggard. She
+was not unkind to him, yet took little notice of him, only now and then,
+after the performance of an item turning to him with a&mdash;“Quite good,
+wasn’t it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Very good!” He was happy&mdash;come what might&mdash;for the abating of his
+erewhile suffering. He begged for an appointment next day and obtained
+one, and they lunched together at a freshly painted table of the
+restaurant in the Volksgarten. The foliage was breaking out and
+everywhere along the Ring the cafés were putting out their little
+“gardens.” He glanced at her legs in the flesh-coloured stockings. How
+romantically realis<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_180">{180}</a></span>tic&mdash;as if straight from Maupassant! he thought. And
+took her hand. She withdrew it. He took it again. “Don’t touch me.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why not?”</p>
+
+<p>“I can’t.”</p>
+
+<p>He remembered a cabaret singer in Vienna who sang in a feeble hoarse
+voice: “I can’t, I can’t, I’m weak on the chest,” and then immediately
+after in a voice that would put brass trumpets to shame, a voice so
+powerful that it made the window panes rattle&mdash;“I CAN’T, I CAN’T, I’M
+WEAK ON THE CHEST!!!” And he asked, “What do you mean ‘I can’t’? You’re
+not weak on the chest?”</p>
+
+<p>She did not laugh. “Something has broken within me&mdash;and I don’t know if
+it can ever be put right.”</p>
+
+<p>“Then we must set about mending it.”</p>
+
+<p>“There is a gulf, the bridge has been broken. I can never come back. I
+can’t help it. I’ve lost all feeling for you.”</p>
+
+<p>“But, my darling, we’re mending it, aren’t we?”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_181">{181}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“It can never be mended.”</p>
+
+<p>How charmingly she walked, with feet a little outward and swaying
+slightly from the hips. There was something of the awkward school girl
+about her. Would she ever come back?</p>
+
+<p>But one day, as the scent of jasmine hovered in the air and he gently
+passed his hand over her own and said, “My love, come back to me,” she
+closed her eyes with the lashes like black needles and nodded rapidly.</p>
+
+<p>The bridge was mended.</p>
+
+<p>His emotion of gratitude ran to kissing. “Can’t you sit still?” she
+admonished him.</p>
+
+<p>“But you are mine. Don’t you want to be?”</p>
+
+<p>“Not in that way.” <i>Her</i> love ran to emotion.</p>
+
+<p>“In that way. Or I feel I am wasting my time.”</p>
+
+<p>“Ach!” she waived him aside like a fly. Then angrily, wearily: “Pull
+down the blinds!” She began to unhook her high collar at the neck. “Is
+the door locked at least?”</p>
+
+<p>He smiled reassuringly. “I’ve taken requi<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_182">{182}</a></span>site steps against the
+possibility of King Marke appearing when he is least wanted.”</p>
+
+<p>He held her in his arms, and sang: “You Tristan, I Isolde, no more
+Tristan!...”</p>
+
+<p>“Shut up!”</p>
+
+<p>“There is little poetry in you.”</p>
+
+<p>“And you are a beast.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thank you.” And looking at her, drinking her in with his eyes, he
+thought, “Poor Richard Wagner! Who had never known such love as this!”</p>
+
+<p>He thought so. He thought so a long time, when she attracted his
+attention. “What do you want to do?”</p>
+
+<p>“Go home.”</p>
+
+<p>“No-o.”</p>
+
+<p>“No-o!” she mimicked him angrily. “You’re like that&mdash;never enough of a
+good thing&mdash;lick the sugar out of the bottom of the cup when there’s
+nothing left.”</p>
+
+<p>“Ha-ha!”</p>
+
+<p>“Nothing to laugh at.”</p>
+
+<p>He sang: “<i>Der öde Tag!</i>”</p>
+
+<p>He went to the adjoining room. When he<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_183">{183}</a></span> returned she had her coat on and
+was powdering her face before the mirror. As they were leaving, “Put the
+light out,” she said. At the café she read the paper and hardly spoke to
+him. He looked at his associate in sin. Her face was still beautiful.
+Sin sat lightly upon her. He remembered afterward how they sat in the
+taxicab&mdash;how it rained outside. She only said, “Oh, yes, I’ve still got
+your gloves. You will get them to-morrow.” At the gate she gave him her
+hand, looked into his eyes, very kindly, he noticed, and said&mdash;“Peter,
+farewell.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good-bye. Matches!” he cried after her.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t want any.”</p>
+
+<p>Walking home, he remembered her words and the strangeness of the
+“farewell” dawned upon him. Returning, he found a note on the table
+which he had not perceived as they went out. On the back of a slip
+“Rimless Stockings. Best Quality” he read: “We shall never see each
+other again. I <i>cannot</i>. Isolde.”</p>
+
+<p>And then came a letter.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_184">{184}</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+
+<p>“Peter, I have not much to tell you, but I have the feeling that
+you are still waiting for something. Somehow a cleft has arisen
+between us, which can never be bridged. Is it the fulfilment in us,
+was this giving one’s self also the end? I do not know, but it may
+well be so.</p>
+
+<p>“In me there is no mourning, not a shimmer of disappointment, no
+reproach either for you or for me. And now I know why so long I
+could not find any words for you.</p>
+
+<p>“And so farewell, Peter, I wish you the best of luck in all the
+coming years.</p>
+
+<p class="r">
+“<span class="smcap">Isolde.</span>”<br>
+</p></div>
+
+<p>It was Easter. He strolled about by himself. When he perceived a black
+hat and flesh-coloured stockings, he invariably thought it was she. And
+the town was setting itself for the spring; the gardens, the freshly
+painted tables and chairs beckoned invitingly. He remembered how he had
+felt lost and damned when she had not telephoned to him one day, and now
+felt doubly lost&mdash;doubly damned. What sort of thing was life? What sort
+of creature was man? Daunted by tiny reverses, already squirming like a
+worm at a woma<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_185">{185}</a></span>n’s feet. There he was, just like Adolf, he who had been
+so sure of himself, supplicating for mercy, begging her for a morsel of
+bread. He strolled all alone about the town, waited at her gate, sat in
+the garden where (he remembered her telling him, though it had scarcely
+interested him at the time) she had played as a child. There were rows
+of seats lined with mothers and nurses. A little boy in the park was
+kicking a ball. A nice little fellow, he thought, but he’ll probably
+grow up to be a blackguard. Suddenly he saw her sitting with her
+friends. A hot pang shot through his heart. She spoke to him pleasantly
+but dispassionately. “How are you, Peter? How is life treating you?”</p>
+
+<p>“Rottenly.”</p>
+
+<p>When he had a chance to speak to her alone he supplicated for an
+interview.</p>
+
+<p>“Child, it’s no use,” she said wearily.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, yes, a quarter of an hour&mdash;eye to eye&mdash;to discuss matters&mdash;to talk
+things over.”</p>
+
+<p>“All right then, to-night at 8.30.”</p>
+
+<p>When they did meet&mdash;at 9.30&mdash;he found<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_186">{186}</a></span> that he had nothing to discuss,
+nothing to talk over. He only wanted her, craved for her physical beauty
+with all the strength of his physical being. She knew a subtler passion
+that hovered in her breast and was more like music, that went out in
+long curves and found no resting-places. And to her he had been part of
+that elusive dream. “Forgive me, Isolde, but really it’s your fault. You
+put it all so clumsily. Marriage. Yes. Even so, what can I do now?”</p>
+
+<p>At the word marriage her eyes lit up and a smile played on her face.</p>
+
+<p>“What can I say now? I can’t say: Isolde, marry me. I perfectly
+understand you can’t say&mdash;your pride won’t allow you to say, yes.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll go back to my memories. I knew I should have to be alone. I will
+never have another like Hans.”</p>
+
+<p>“I know it’s the bitter lot of those to follow him to fare badly by
+comparison. Alas! no live virtue stands the ghost of a chance at the
+side of retrospective illusion.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_187">{187}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>She looked at him sharply. “The comparison does not arise. I didn’t
+<i>love</i> you.”</p>
+
+<p>“But then why, may I ask&mdash;yes, precisely, why&mdash;?”</p>
+
+<p>“Because I thought you expected it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Look here. Listen. I want to tell you something.”</p>
+
+<p>“Better hold your tongue.”</p>
+
+<p>“I expect&mdash;” it was a desperate step&mdash;“yes, I expect you to marry me.”</p>
+
+<p>Her face lit up at the word. She played with the idea. “I don’t
+deny”&mdash;she puffed at a cigarette&mdash;“that it would have certain immediate
+advantages. Father was carrying on again this morning. ‘<i>Ein Skandal!</i>
+I, an old man with one foot in the grave, have to keep you.’ ‘What do
+you want me to do?’ I cried at last. ‘You never taught me a thing. All
+the shops and offices are reducing their staff. Do you want me to go on
+the streets?’ He slapped my face. I went to my room and cried. Later he
+came to me. He was sorry. ‘I’d like to see you settled before I close my
+eyes.’ He’d be glad, and I’d be glad to make<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_188">{188}</a></span> him happy. Let me see, I’d
+have a little money if I married&mdash;not much, still a trifle.”</p>
+
+<p>“Who from?”</p>
+
+<p>“My brother-in-law promised. Then there are silver things&mdash;knives and
+forks, solid silver&mdash;not much, but still something.”</p>
+
+<p><i>Der öde Tag!</i></p>
+
+<p>“Father might be prevailed upon to give something from his shop. Then
+furniture&mdash;a bedstead&mdash;two chairs. My sister has taken the mattress,
+though it didn’t belong to her. My mother left it to me.”</p>
+
+<p>The vulgarity of it&mdash;things&mdash;cupboards&mdash;carpets&mdash;meddling relations. How
+dismal was our human fate! He felt that one had but to set one’s ship
+towards romance, to realise how fruitless were one’s hopes and how soon
+frustrated! She thought of her father, of the end of squalor and deceit,
+the joy of her brother-in-law, her own home, children, wealth. “But&mdash;”
+she scarcely meant it&mdash;“but I can’t. It’s not honest towards you for me
+to accept a solution for reasons of convenience only.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_189">{189}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“So you can’t?” He was almost relieved.</p>
+
+<p>“I can’t.”</p>
+
+<p>All the misery and anguish of his loneliness, his intolerable loneliness
+dawned upon him. He had spent a week without her. He knew what it was
+like. “Come, it really looks as though you didn’t want to make me happy
+for my own sake!”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, if you are sure that it will make you happy.”</p>
+
+<p>He was not sure. (He was sure of the contrary.) He drank his cup to the
+bottom and then took the spoon and licked off the sugar, while she
+watched him critically. And he thought: She won’t let me drink my coffee
+as I like. She won’t let me do anything as I like. I’m a lost man.</p>
+
+<p>She said, “We must look at it sensibly. We both will have our
+advantages. You will be proud of showing me to your people and friends,
+while I shall be doing things for you at home.” He looked at her: she
+was too small and when she walked she waddled like a duck. Indeed, what
+would his sisters think<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_190">{190}</a></span> of it? He pictured her at forty, at fifty,
+sixty and seventy, while he pictured himself all the while at
+twenty-five. She complained a good deal of her father, but if the old
+man found fault with her it was, of course, with good cause. “I’ll mend
+this for you,” she would say&mdash;and never did. “I must visit Hans’s grave
+to-morrow”&mdash;but she went to a dance instead. He recalled that she had
+not yet returned his gloves&mdash;after keeping them two months!</p>
+
+<p>“But why are you looking so wretchedly sad? I’ve not accepted you yet.”</p>
+
+<p>“Not a bit.” He imagined his arrival with his dark bride in the United
+States, their appearing before his proud “one hundred per cent.
+American” mother, the astonishment of his slim forget-me-not eyed
+sisters, the curve of their raised brows.</p>
+
+<p>“If I married&mdash;” and she looked at him out of the corner of the eye to
+see how he took it, “we’d have separate bedrooms.”</p>
+
+<p>He smiled faintly. It was past a joke.</p>
+
+<p>“Cheer up. You look as though somebody<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_191">{191}</a></span> has done you out of your money.
+I can see it won’t do. You’re so cold, so calculating, so concentrated
+on yourself. I am sure I could never marry you. I was merely joking.”</p>
+
+<p>“No joke, I meant it. It’s settled&mdash;you’re my bride now and I’m your
+blooming bridegroom.”</p>
+
+<p>“Your first experience?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. I feel like a fool.”</p>
+
+<p>“Thank you,” she smiled. “It’s my second.” She looked at her hands. “May
+I keep Hans’s ring?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” he said gloomily. Hans. Fritz. Grete. Nauseating relations.
+They’ll want to congratulate him, see the ring, touch it, maybe&mdash;all the
+dark Jewish brood, dentists, skin-disease doctors, stock-exchange
+frequenters. A nosing father&mdash;perhaps suggesting purchasing the
+engagement ring at his own shop, offering a wedding ring “cheap” in
+advance, or questioning the value of it if bought elsewhere&mdash;belittling
+the outlay&mdash;pooh-poohing expense. It was unbearable.</p>
+
+<p>“Do your people speak German?”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_192">{192}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>He shook his head abjectly.</p>
+
+<p>“Then you must teach me English.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll try.” He pictured her dumbness, her being tied to him night and
+day, his mother and sisters asking her easy simple questions:
+“How&mdash;do&mdash;you&mdash;like&mdash;America?” and her asking back: “Please?” every
+time. A bewildered aunt of his struggling with a dictionary to make
+herself understood. Isolde smiling propitiatorily at his mother, trying
+to curry favour with her, to appear the tender wife; and he the heavy
+father to their common children.</p>
+
+<p>“You needn’t look so unhappy. I haven’t accepted you yet.”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s one o’clock, the café’s closing,” he said peremptorily, and called
+to the waiter: “Herr Ober! Zalen!&mdash;Yes or no?”</p>
+
+<p>She did not answer, but smiled shyly. He took an empty cigarette box,
+unscrewed his fountain-pen, and wrote:</p>
+
+<p>“?”</p>
+
+<p>She took the fountain-pen from him and wrote:</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page_193">{193}</a></span></p>
+
+<p>“!”</p>
+
+<p>He quibbled: “Is that an affirmative or perhaps an equally determined
+negative?”</p>
+
+<p>She did not answer. He helped her on with her coat and while he was
+putting on his own, slowly, pensively she was collecting her things into
+the bag: the powder-puff, the lip stick, the remaining cigarettes. He
+watched her eagerly. If she took the cigarette box with his “?” and her
+“!” it meant&mdash;he knew what it meant. It meant that in after years she
+would be saying: “On this empty cigarette box my husband once proposed
+marriage to me.” She would say it, a grey-haired gouty old woman, with a
+deep black moustache and a beard, lying in bed with one complaint or
+another, in a bonnet, her teeth in the glass at her side. She would say
+it to their children, little hairy black Jews creeping about everywhere:
+to her children’s children; and all those long years he’d be tied to
+her. Her gaze lingered on the cigarette box, and her thoughts, from this
+chance <i>memento</i> of a romantic proposal swayed to that which it meant,
+her new life in<span class="pagenum"><a id="page_194">{194}</a></span> America, her newly-gained freedom, the long-awaited
+salvation. But she noticed his searching critical look and did not take
+the <i>memento</i>.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes or no, for the last time?”</p>
+
+<p>They were moving to the door into the street, where the rain was
+beginning to dribble, and stood still on the pavement.</p>
+
+<p>She shook her head, and he made a movement to go. She wanted to say
+something to hold him back. “Here are your&mdash;your gloves, Peter.” And
+tears seemed to come to her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>He took them as a sign, pressed her hand and went his way hurriedly. At
+the corner a gust of wind blew the rain against his face and tried for
+his hat. He did not know what he had done, why he had done it, or what
+had been done to him. He only knew he wanted to go home, cover himself
+with the black flag&mdash;and die.</p>
+
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