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An anteroom is crowded with +divers persons, all messengers in the various negotiations of pleasure. +There, a French valet,--that inestimable valet, Jean Desmarais,--sitting +over a small fire, was watching the operations of a coffee-pot, and +conversing, in a mutilated attempt at the language of our nation, though +with the enviable fluency of his own, with the various loiterers who +were beguiling the hours they were obliged to wait for an audience of +the master himself, by laughing at the master's Gallic representative. +There stood a tailor with his books of patterns just imported from +Paris,--that modern Prometheus, who makes a man what he is! Next to him +a tall, gaunt fellow, in a coat covered with tarnished lace, a night-cap +wig, and a large whip in his hands, comes to vouch for the pedigree and +excellence of the three horses he intends to dispose of, out of pure +love and amity for the buyer. By the window stood a thin starveling +poet, who, like the grammarian of Cos, might have put lead in his +pockets to prevent being blown away, had he not, with a more paternal +precaution, put so much in his works that he had left none to spare. +Excellent trick of the times, when ten guineas can purchase every virtue +under the sun, and when an author thinks to vindicate the sins of his +book by proving the admirable qualities of the paragon to whom it is +dedicated.* There with an air of supercilious contempt upon his smooth +cheeks, a page, in purple and silver, sat upon the table, swinging his +legs to and fro, and big with all the reflected importance of a +/billet-doux/. There stood the pert haberdasher, with his box of +silver-fringed gloves, and lace which Diana might have worn. At that +time there was indeed no enemy to female chastity like the former +article of man-millinery: the delicate whiteness of the glove, the +starry splendour of the fringe, were irresistible, and the fair Adorna, +in poor Lee's tragedy of "Caesar Borgia," is far from the only lady who +has been killed by a pair of gloves. + + +* Thank Heaven, for the honour of literature, /nous avons change tout +cela!--ED. + + +Next to the haberdasher, dingy and dull of aspect, a book-hunter bent +beneath the load of old works gathered from stall and shed, and about to +be re-sold according to the price exacted from all literary gallants who +affect to unite the fine gentleman with the profound scholar. A little +girl, whose brazen face and voluble tongue betrayed the growth of her +intellectual faculties, leaned against the wainscot, and repeated, in +the anteroom, the tart repartees which her mistress (the most celebrated +actress of the day) uttered on the stage; while a stout, sturdy, +bull-headed gentleman, in a gray surtout and a black wig, mingled with +the various voices of the motley group the gentle phrases of +Hockley-in-the-Hole, from which place of polite merriment he came +charged with a message of invitation. While such were the inmates of +the anteroom, what picture shall we draw of the /salon/ and its +occupant? + +A table was covered with books, a couple of fencing foils, a woman's +mask, and a profusion of letters; a scarlet cloak, richly laced, hung +over, trailing on the ground. Upon a slab of marble lay a hat, looped +with diamonds, a sword, and a lady's lute. Extended upon a sofa, +loosely robed in a dressing-gown of black velvet, his shirt collar +unbuttoned, his stockings ungartered, his own hair (undressed and +released for a brief interval from the false locks universally worn) +waving from his forehead in short yet dishevelled curls, his whole +appearance stamped with the morning negligence which usually follows +midnight dissipation, lay a young man of about nineteen years. His +features were neither handsome nor ill-favoured, and his stature was +small, slight, and somewhat insignificant, but not, perhaps, ill-formed +either for active enterprise or for muscular effort. Such, reader, is +the picture of the young prodigal who occupied the apartments I have +described, and such (though somewhat flattered by partiality) is a +portrait of Morton Devereux, six months after his arrival in town. + +The door was suddenly thrown open with that unhesitating rudeness by +which our friends think it necessary to signify the extent of their +familiarity; and a young man of about eight-and-twenty, richly dressed, +and of a countenance in which a dissipated /nonchalance/ and an +aristocratic /hauteur/ seemed to struggle for mastery, abruptly entered. + +"What! ho, my noble royster," cried he, flinging himself upon a chair, +"still suffering from St. John's Burgundy! Fie, fie, upon your +apprenticeship!--why, before I had served half your time, I could take +my three bottles as easily as the sea took the good ship 'Revolution,' +swallow them down with a gulp, and never show the least sign of them the +next morning!" + +"I really believe you, most magnanimous Tarleton. Providence gives to +each of its creatures different favours,--to one wit, to the other a +capacity for drinking. A thousand pities that they are never united!" + +"So bitter, Count!--ah, what will ever cure you of sarcasm?" + +"A wise man by conversation, or fools by satiety." + +"Well, I dare say that is witty enough, but I never admire fine things +of a morning. I like letting my faculties live till night in a +deshabille; let us talk easily and sillily of the affairs of the day. +/Imprimis/, will you stroll to the New Exchange? There is a black eye +there that measures out ribbons, and my green ones long to flirt with +it." + +"With all my heart--and in return you shall accompany me to Master +Powell's puppet-show." + +"You speak as wisely as Solomon himself in the puppet-show. I own that +I love that sight: 'tis a pleasure to the littleness of human nature to +see great things abased by mimicry; kings moved by bobbins, and the +pomps of the earth personated by Punch." + +"But how do you like sharing the mirth of the groundlings, the filthy +plebeians, and letting them see how petty are those distinctions which +you value so highly, by showing them how heartily you can laugh at such +distinctions yourself? Allow, my superb Coriolanus, that one purchases +pride by the loss of consistency." + +"Ah, Devereux, you poison my enjoyment by the mere word 'plebeian'! Oh, +what a beastly thing is a common person!--a shape of the trodden clay +without any alloy; a compound of dirty clothes, bacon breaths, villanous +smells, beggarly cowardice, and cattish ferocity. Pah, Devereux! rub +civet on the very thought!" + +"Yet they will laugh to-day at the same things you will, and +consequently there would be a most flattering congeniality between you. +Emotion, whether of ridicule, anger, or sorrow; whether raised at a +puppet-show, a funeral, or a battle,--is your grandest of levellers. +The man who would be always superior should be always apathetic." + +"Oracular, as usual, Count,--but, hark, the clock gives tongue. One, by +the Lord!--will you not dress?" + +And I rose and dressed. We passed through the anteroom; my attendant +assistants in the art of wasting money drew up in a row. + +"Pardon me, gentlemen," said I ("gentlemen, indeed!" cried Tarleton), +"for keeping you so long. Mr. Snivelship, your waistcoats are +exquisite: favour me by conversing with my valet on the width of the +lace for my liveries; he has my instructions. Mr. Jockelton, your +horses shall be tried to-morrow at one. Ay, Mr. Rymer, I beg you a +thousand pardons; I beseech you to forgive the ignorance of my rascals +in suffering a gentleman of your merit to remain for a moment unattended +to. I have read your ode; it is splendid,--the ease of Horace with the +fire of Pindar; your Pegasus never touches the earth, and yet in his +wildest excesses you curb him with equal grace and facility: I object, +sir, only to your dedication; it is too flattering." + +"By no means, my Lord Count, it fits you to a hair." + +"Pardon me," interrupted I, "and allow me to transfer the honour to Lord +Halifax; he loves men of merit; he loves also their dedications. I will +mention it to him to-morrow: everything you say of me will suit him +exactly. You will oblige me with a copy of your poem directly it is +printed, and suffer me to pay your bookseller for it now, and through +your friendly mediation; adieu!" + +"Oh, Count, this is too generous." + +"A letter for me, my pretty page? Ah! tell her ladyship I shall wait +upon her commands at Powell's: time will move with a tortoise speed till +I kiss her hands. Mr. Fribbleden, your gloves would fit the giants at +Guildhall: my valet will furnish you with my exact size; you will see to +the legitimate breadth of the fringe. My little beauty, you are from +Mrs. Bracegirdle: the play /shall/ succeed; I have taken seven boxes; +Mr. St. John promised his influence. Say, therefore, my Hebe, that the +thing is certain, and let me kiss thee: thou hast dew on thy lip +already. Mr. Thumpen, you are a fine fellow, and deserve to be +encouraged; I will see that the next time your head is broken it shall +be broken fairly: but I will not patronize the bear; consider that +peremptory. What, Mr. Bookworm, again! I hope you have succeeded +better this time: the old songs had an autumn fit upon them, and had +lost the best part of their /leaves/; and Plato had mortgaged one half +his "Republic," to pay, I suppose, the exorbitant sum you thought proper +to set upon the other. As for Diogenes Laertius, and his +philosophers--" + +"Pish!" interrupted Tarleton; "are you going, by your theoretical +treatises on philosophy, to make me learn the practical part of it, and +prate upon learning while I am supporting myself with patience?" + +"Pardon me! Mr. Bookworm; you will deposit your load, and visit me +to-morrow at an earlier hour. And now, Tarleton, I am at your service." + + + +CHAPTER II. + +GAY SCENES AND CONVERSATIONS.--THE NEW EXCHANGE AND THE +PUPPET-SHOW.--THE ACTOR, THE SEXTON, AND THE BEAUTY. + +"WELL, Tarleton," said I, looking round that mart of millinery and +love-making, which, so celebrated in the reign of Charles II., still +preserved the shadow of its old renown in that of Anne,--"well, here we +are upon the classical ground so often commemorated in the comedies +which our chaste grandmothers thronged to see. Here we can make +appointments, while we profess to buy gloves, and should our mistress +tarry too long, beguile our impatience by a flirtation with her +milliner. Is there not a breathing air of gayety about the place?--does +it not still smack of the Ethereges and Sedleys?" + +"Right," said Tarleton, leaning over a counter and amorously eying the +pretty coquette to whom it belonged; while, with the coxcombry then in +fashion, he sprinkled the long curls that touched his shoulders with a +fragrant shower from a bottle of jessamine water upon the +counter,--"right; saw you ever such an eye? Have you snuff of the true +scent, my beauty--foh! this is for the nostril of a Welsh +parson--choleric and hot, my beauty,--pulverized horse-radish,--why, it +would make a nose of the coldest constitution imaginable sneeze like a +washed school-boy on a Saturday night.--Ah, this is better, my princess: +there is some courtesy in this snuff; it flatters the brain like a +poet's dedication. Right, Devereux, right, there is something +infectious in the atmosphere; one catches good humour as easily as if it +were cold. Shall we stroll on?--/my/ Clelia is on the other side of the +Exchange.--You were speaking of the play-writers: what a pity that our +Ethereges and Wycherleys should be so frank in their gallantry that the +prudish public already begins to look shy on them. They have a world of +wit!" + +"Ay," said I; "and, as my good uncle would say, a world of knowledge of +human nature, namely, of the worst part of it. But they are worse than +merely licentious: they are positively villanous; pregnant with the most +redemptionless /scoundrelism/,--cheating, lying, thieving, and fraud; +their humour debauches the whole moral system; they are like the +Sardinian herb,--they make you laugh, it is true, but they poison you in +the act. But who comes here?" + +"Oh, honest Coll!--Ah, Cibber, how goes it with you?" + +The person thus addressed was a man of about the middle age, very +grotesquely attired, and with a periwig preposterously long. His +countenance (which, in its features, was rather comely) was stamped with +an odd mixture of liveliness, impudence, and a coarse yet not unjoyous +spirit of reckless debauchery. He approached us with a saunter, and +saluted Tarleton with an air servile enough, in spite of an affected +familiarity. + +"What think you," resumed my companion, "we were conversing upon?" + +"Why, indeed, Mr. Tarleton," answered Cibber, bowing very low, "unless +it were the exquisite fashion of your waistcoat, or your success with my +Lady Duchess, I know not what to guess." + +"Pooh, man," said Tarleton, haughtily, "none of your compliments;" and +then added in a milder tone, "No, Colley, we were abusing the +immoralities that existed on the stage until thou, by the light of thy +virtuous example, didst undertake to reform it." + +"Why," rejoined Cibber, with an air of mock sanctity, "Heaven be +praised, I have pulled out some of the weeds from our theatrical +/parterre/--" + +"Hear you that, Count? Does he not look a pretty fellow for a censor?" + +"Surely," said Cibber, "ever since Dicky Steele has set up for a saint, +and assumed the methodistical twang, some hopes of conversion may be +left even for such reprobates as myself. Where, may I ask, will Mr. +Tarleton drink to-night?" + +"Not with thee, Coll. The Saturnalia don't happen every day. Rid us +now of thy company: but stop, I will do thee a pleasure; know you this +gentleman?" + +"I have not that extreme honour." + +"Know a Count, then! Count Devereux, demean yourself by sometimes +acknowledging Colley Cibber, a rare fellow at a song, a bottle, and a +message to an actress; a lively rascal enough, but without the goodness +to be loved, or the independence to be respected." + +"Mr. Cibber," said I, rather hurt at Tarleton's speech, though the +object of it seemed to hear this description with the most unruffled +composure--"Mr. Cibber, I am happy and proud of an introduction to the +author of the 'Careless Husband.' Here is my address; oblige me with a +visit at your leisure." + +"How could you be so galling to the poor devil?" said I, when Cibber, +with a profusion of bows and compliments, had left us to ourselves. + +"Ah, hang him,--a low fellow, who pins all his happiness to the skirts +of the quality, is proud of being despised, and that which would +excruciate the vanity of others only flatters his. And now for my +Clelia." + +After my companion had amused himself with a brief flirtation with a +young lady who affected a most edifying demureness, we left the +Exchange, and repaired to the puppet-show. + +On entering the Piazza, in which, as I am writing for the next century, +it may be necessary to say that Punch held his court, we saw a tall, +thin fellow, loitering under the columns, and exhibiting a countenance +of the most ludicrous discontent. There was an insolent arrogance about +Tarleton's good-nature, which always led him to consult the whim of the +moment at the expense of every other consideration, especially if the +whim referred to a member of the /canaille/ whom my aristocratic friend +esteemed as a base part of the exclusive and despotic property of +gentlemen. + +"Egad, Devereux," said he, "do you see that fellow? he has the audacity +to affect spleen. Faith, I thought melancholy was the distinguishing +patent of nobility: we will smoke him." And advancing towards the man +of gloom, Tarleton touched him with the end of his cane. The man +started and turned round. "Pray, sirrah," said Tarleton, coldly, "pray +who the devil are you that you presume to look discontented?" + +"Why, Sir," said the man, good-humouredly enough, "I have some right to +be angry." + +"I doubt it, my friend," said Tarleton. "What is your complaint? a rise +in the price of tripe, or a drinking wife? Those, I take it, are the +sole misfortunes incidental to your condition." + +"If that be the case," said I, observing a cloud on our new friend's +brow, "shall we heal thy sufferings? Tell us thy complaints, and we +will prescribe thee a silver specific; there is a sample of our skill." + +"Thank you humbly, gentlemen," said the man, pocketing the money, and +clearing his countenance; "and seriously, mine is an uncommonly hard +case. I was, till within the last few weeks, the under-sexton of St. +Paul's, Covent Garden, and my duty was that of ringing the bells for +daily prayers but a man of Belial came hitherwards, set up a +puppet-show, and, timing the hours of his exhibition with a wicked +sagacity, made the bell I rang for church serve as a summons to +Punch,--so, gentlemen, that whenever your humble servant began to pull +for the Lord, his perverted congregation began to flock to the devil; +and, instead of being an instrument for saving souls, I was made the +innocent means of destroying them. Oh, gentlemen, it was a shocking +thing to tug away at the rope till the sweat ran down one, for four +shillings a week; and to see all the time that one was thinning one's +own congregation and emptying one's own pockets!" + +"It was indeed a lamentable dilemma; and what did you, Mr. Sexton?" + +"Do, Sir? why, I could not stifle my conscience, and I left my place. +Ever since then, Sir, I have stationed myself in the Piazza, to warn my +poor, deluded fellow-creatures of their error, and to assure them that +when the bell of St. Paul's rings, it rings for prayers, and not for +puppet-shows, and--Lord help us, there it goes at this very moment; and +look, look, gentlemen, how the wigs and hoods are crowding to the +motion* instead of the minister." + + +* An antiquated word in use for puppet-shows. + + +"Ha! ha! ha!" cried Tarleton, "Mr. Powell is not the first man who has +wrested things holy to serve a carnal purpose, and made use of church +bells in order to ring money to the wide pouch of the church's enemies. +Hark ye, my friend, follow my advice, and turn preacher yourself; mount +a cart opposite to the motion, and I'll wager a trifle that the crowd +forsake the theatrical mountebank in favour of the religious one; for +the more sacred the thing played upon, the more certain is the game." + +"Body of me, gentlemen," cried the ex-sexton, "I'll follow your advice." + +"Do so, man, and never presume to look doleful again; leave dulness to +your superiors."* + + +* See "Spectator," No. 14, for a letter from this unfortunate +under-sexton. + + +And with this advice, and an additional compensation for his confidence, +we left the innocent assistant of Mr. Powell, and marched into the +puppet-show, by the sound of the very bells the perversion of which the +good sexton had so pathetically lamented. + +The first person I saw at the show, and indeed the express person I came +to see, was the Lady Hasselton. Tarleton and myself separated for the +present, and I repaired to the coquette. "Angels of grace!" said I, +approaching; "and, by the by, before I proceed another word, observe, +Lady Hasselton, how appropriate the exclamation is to /you/! Angels of +/grace/! why, you have moved all your patches--one--two--three--six-- +eight--as I am a gentleman, from the left side of your cheek to the +right! What is the reason of so sudden an emigration?" + +"I have changed my politics, Count,* that is all, and have resolved to +lose no time in proclaiming the change. But is it true that you are +going to be married?" + + +* Whig ladies patched on one side of the cheek, Tories on the other. + + +"Married! Heaven forbid! which of my enemies spread so cruel a report?" + +"Oh, the report is universal!" and the Lady Hasselton flirted her fan +with the most flattering violence. + +"It is false, nevertheless; I cannot afford to buy a wife at present, +for, thanks to jointures and pin-money, these things are all matters of +commerce; and (see how closely civilized life resembles the savage!) the +English, like the Tartar gentleman, obtains his wife only by purchase! +But who is the bride?" + +"The Duke of Newcastle's rich daughter, Lady Henrietta Pelham." + +"What, Harley's object of ambition!* Faith, Madam, the report is not so +cruel as I thought for!" + + +* Lord Bolingbroke tells us that it was the main end of Harley's +administration to marry his son to this lady. Thus is the fate of +nations a bundle made up of a thousand little private schemes. + + +"Oh, you fop!--but is it not true?" + +"By my honour, I fear not; my rivals are too numerous and too powerful. +Look now, yonder! how they already flock around the illustrious +heiress; note those smiles and simpers. Is it not pretty to see those +very fine gentlemen imitating bumpkins at a fair, and grinning their +best /for a gold ring/! But you need not fear me, Lady Hasselton, my +love cannot wander if it would. In the quaint thought of Sidney,* love +having once flown to my heart, burned its wings there, and cannot fly +away." + + +* In the "Arcadia," that museum of oddities and beauties. + + +"La, you now!" said the Beauty; "I do not comprehend you exactly: your +master of the graces does not teach you your compliments properly." + +"Yes, he does, but in your presence I forget them; and now," I added, +lowering my voice into the lowest of whispers, "now that you are assured +of my fidelity, will you not learn at last to discredit rumours and +trust to me?" + +"I love you too well!" answered the Lady Hasselton in the same tone, and +that answer gives an admirable idea of the affection of every coquette! +love and confidence with them are qualities that have a natural +antipathy, and can never be united. Our /tete-a-tete/ was at an end; +the people round us became social, and conversation general. + +"Betterton acts to-morrow night," cried the Lady Pratterly: "we must +go!" + +"We must go," cried the Lady Hasselton. + +"We must go!" cried all. + +And so passed the time till the puppet-show was over, and my attendance +dispensed with. + +It is a charming thing to be the lover of a lady of the mode! One so +honoured does with his hours as a miser with his guineas; namely, +nothing but count them! + + + +CHAPTER III. + +MORE LIONS. + +THE next night, after the theatre, Tarleton and I strolled into Wills's. +Half-a-dozen wits were assembled. Heavens! how they talked! actors, +actresses, poets, statesmen, philosophers, critics, divines, were all +pulled to pieces with the most gratifying malice imaginable. We sat +ourselves down, and while Tarleton amused himself with a dish of coffee +and the "Flying Post," I listened very attentively to the conversation. +Certainly if we would take every opportunity of getting a grain or two +of knowledge, we should soon have a chest-full; a man earned an +excellent subsistence by asking every one who came out of a +tobacconist's shop for a pinch of snuff, and retailing the mixture as +soon as he had filled his box.* + + +* "Tatler." + + +While I was listening to a tall lusty gentleman, who was abusing Dogget, +the actor, a well-dressed man entered, and immediately attracted the +general observation. He was of a very flat, ill-favoured countenance, +but of a quick eye, and a genteel air; there was, however, something +constrained and artificial in his address, and he appeared to be +endeavouring to clothe a natural good-humour with a certain primness +which could never be made to fit it. + +"Ha, Steele!" cried a gentleman in an orange-coloured coat, who seemed +by a fashionable swagger of importance desirous of giving the tone to +the company,--"Ha, Steele, whence come you? from the chapel or the +tavern?" and the speaker winked round the room as if he wished us to +participate in the pleasure of a good thing. + +Mr. Steele drew up, seemingly a little affronted; but his good-nature +conquering the affectation of personal sanctity, which, at the time I +refer to, that excellent writer was pleased to assume, he contented +himself with nodding to the speaker, and saying,-- + +"All the world knows, Colonel Cleland, that you are a wit, and therefore +we take your fine sayings as we take change from an honest +tradesman,--rest perfectly satisfied with the coin we get, without +paying any attention to it." + +"Zounds, Cleland, you got the worst of it there," cried a gentleman in a +flaxen wig. And Steele slid into a seat near my own. + +Tarleton, who was sufficiently well educated to pretend to the character +of a man of letters, hereupon thought it necessary to lay aside the +"Flying Post," and to introduce me to my literary neighbour. + +"Pray," said Colonel Cleland, taking snuff and swinging himself to and +fro with an air of fashionable grace, "has any one seen the new paper?" + +"What!" cried the gentleman in the flaxen wig, "what! the 'Tatler's' +successor,--the 'Spectator'?" + +"The same," quoth the colonel. + +"To be sure; who has not?" returned he of the flaxen ornament. "People +say Congreve writes it." + +"They are very much mistaken, then," cried a little square man with +spectacles; "to my certain knowledge Swift is the author." + +"Pooh!" said Cleland, imperiously, "pooh! it is neither the one nor the +other; I, gentlemen, am in the secret--but--you take me, eh? One must +not speak well of one's self; mum is the word." + +"Then," asked Steele, quietly, "we are to suppose that you, Colonel, are +the writer?" + +"I never said so, Dicky; but the women will have it that I am," and the +colonel smoothed down his cravat. + +"Pray, Mr. Addison, what say you?" cried the gentleman in the flaxen +wig; "are you for Congreve, Swift, or Colonel Cleland?" This was +addressed to a gentleman of a grave but rather prepossessing mien; who, +with eyes fixed upon the ground, was very quietly and to all appearance +very inattentively solacing himself with a pipe; without lifting his +eyes, this personage, then eminent, afterwards rendered immortal, +replied, + +"Colonel Cleland must produce other witnesses to prove his claim to the +authorship of the 'Spectator:' the women, we well know, are prejudiced +in his favour." + +"That's true enough, old friend," cried the colonel, looking askant at +his orange-coloured coat; "but faith, Addison, I wish you would set up a +paper of the same sort, d'ye see; you're a nice judge of merit, and your +sketches of character would do justice to your friends." + +"If ever I do, Colonel, I, or my coadjutors, will study at least to do +justice to you."* + + +* This seems to corroborate the suspicion entertained of the identity of +Colonel Cleland with the Will Honeycomb of the "Spectator." + + +"Prithee, Steele," cried the stranger in spectacles, "prithee, tell us +thy thoughts on the subject: dost thou know the author of this droll +periodical?" + +"I saw him this morning," replied Steele, carelessly. + +"Aha! and what said you to him?" + +"I asked him his name." + +"And what did he answer?" cried he of the flaxen wig, while all of us +crowded round the speaker, with the curiosity every one felt in the +authorship of a work then exciting the most universal and eager +interest. + +"He answered me solemnly," said Steele, "in the following words,-- + + + "'Graeci carent ablativo, Itali dativo, ego nominativo.'"* + + +* "The Greek wants an ablative, the Italians a dative, I a nominative." + + +"Famous--capital!" cried the gentleman in spectacles; and then, touching +Colonel Cleland, added, "what does it exactly mean?" + +"Ignoramus!" said Cleland, disdainfully, "every /schoolboy knows +Virgil/!" + +"Devereux," said Tarleton, yawning, "what a d----d delightful thing it +is to hear so much wit: pity that the atmosphere is so fine that no +lungs unaccustomed to it can endure it long, Let us recover ourselves by +a walk." + +"Willingly," said I; and we sauntered forth into the streets. + +"Wills's is not what it was," said Tarleton; "'tis a pitiful ghost of +its former self, and if they had not introduced cards, one would die of +the vapours there." + +"I know nothing so insipid," said I, "as that mock literary air which it +is so much the fashion to assume. 'Tis but a wearisome relief to +conversation to have interludes of songs about Strephon and Sylvia, +recited with a lisp by a gentleman with fringed gloves and a languishing +look." + +"Fie on it," cried Tarleton, "let us seek for a fresher topic. Are you +asked to Abigail Masham's to-night, or will you come to Dame de la +Riviere Manley's?" + +"Dame de la what?--in the name of long words who is she?" + +"Oh! Learning made libidinous: one who reads Catullus and profits by +it." + +"Bah, no, we will not leave the gentle Abigail for her. I have promised +to meet St. John, too, at the Mashams'." + +"As you like. We shall get some wine at Abigail's, which we should +never do at the house of her cousin of Marlborough." + +And, comforting himself with this belief, Tarleton peaceably accompanied +me to that celebrated woman, who did the Tories such notable service, at +the expense of being termed by the Whigs one great want divided into two +parts; namely, a great want of every shilling belonging to other people, +and a great want of every virtue that should have belonged to herself. +As we mounted the staircase, a door to the left (a private apartment) +was opened, and I saw the favourite dismiss, with the most flattering +air of respect, my old preceptor, the Abbe Montreuil. He received her +attentions as his due, and, descending the stairs, came full upon me. +He drew back, changed neither hue nor muscle, bowed civilly enough, and +disappeared. I had not much opportunity to muse over this circumstance, +for St. John and Mr. Domville--excellent companions both--joined us; and +the party being small, we had the unwonted felicity of talking, as well +as bowing, to each other. It was impossible to think of any one else +when St. John chose to exert himself; and so even the Abbe Montreuil +glided out of my brain as St. John's wit glided into it. We were all of +the same way of thinking on politics, and therefore were witty without +being quarrelsome,--a rare thing. The trusty Abigail told us stories of +the good Queen, and we added /bons mots/ by way of corollary. Wine, +too, wine that even Tarleton approved, lit up our intellects, and we +spent altogether an evening such as gentlemen and Tories very seldom +have the sense to enjoy. + +O Apollo! I wonder whether Tories of the next century will be such +clever, charming, well-informed fellows as we were! + + + +CHAPTER IV. + +AN INTELLECTUAL ADVENTURE. + +A LITTLE affected by the vinous potations which had been so much an +object of anticipation with my companion, Tarleton and I were strolling +homeward when we perceived a remarkably tall man engaged in a contest +with a couple of watchmen. Watchmen were in all cases the especial and +natural enemies of the gallants in my young days; and no sooner did we +see the unequal contest than, drawing our swords with that true English +valour which makes all the quarrels of other people its own, we hastened +to the relief of the weaker party. + +"Gentlemen," said the elder watchman, drawing back, "this is no common +brawl; we have been shamefully beaten by this here madman, and for no +earthly cause." + +"Who ever did beat a watchman for any earthly cause, you rascal?" cried +the accused party, swinging his walking cane over the complainant's head +with a menacing air. + +"Very true," cried Tarleton, coolly. "Seigneurs of the watch, you are +both made and paid to be beaten; /ergo/--you have no right to complain. +Release this worthy cavalier, and depart elsewhere to make night hideous +with your voices." + +"Come, come," quoth the younger Dogberry, who perceived a reinforcement +approaching, "move on, good people, and let us do our duty." + +"Which," interrupted the elder watchman, "consists in taking this +hulking swaggerer to the watchhouse." + +"Thou speakest wisely, man of peace," said Tarleton; "defend thyself;" +and without adding another word he ran the watchman through--not the +body but the coat; avoiding with great dexterity the corporeal substance +of the attacked party, and yet approaching it so closely as to give the +guardian of the streets very reasonable ground for apprehension. No +sooner did the watchman find the hilt strike against his breast, than he +uttered a dismal cry and fell upon the pavement as if he had been shot. + +"Now for thee, varlet," cried Tarleton, brandishing his rapier before +the eyes of the other watchman, "tremble at the sword of Gideon." + +"O Lord, O Lord!" ejaculated the terrified comrade of the fallen man, +dropping on his knees, "for Heaven's sake, sir, have a care." + +"What argument canst thou allege, thou screech-owl of the metropolis, +that thou shouldst not share the same fate as thy brother owl?" + +"Oh, sir!" cried the craven night-bird (a bit of a humourist in its +way), "because I have a nest and seven little owlets at home, and t' +other owl is only a bachelor." + +"Thou art an impudent thing to jest at us," said Tarleton; "but thy wit +has saved thee; rise." + +At this moment two other watchmen came up. + +"Gentlemen," said the tall stranger whom we had rescued, "we had better +fly." + +Tarleton cast at him a contemptuous look, and placed himself in a +posture of offence. + +"Hark ye," said I, "let us effect an honourable peace. Messieurs the +watch, be it lawful for you to carry off the slain, and for us to claim +the prisoners." + +But our new foes understood not a jest, and advanced upon us with a +ferocity which might really have terminated in a serious engagement, had +not the tall stranger thrust his bulky form in front of the approaching +battalion, and cried out with a loud voice, "Zounds, my good fellows, +what's all this for? If you take us up you will get broken heads +to-night, and a few shillings perhaps to-morrow. If you leave us alone, +you will have whole heads, and a guinea between you. Now, what say +you?" + +Well spoke Phaedra against the dangers of eloquence. The watchmen +looked at each other. "Why really, sir," said one, "what you say alters +the case very much; and if Dick here is not much hurt, I don't know what +we may say to the offer." + +So saying, they raised the fallen watchman, who, after three or four +grunts, began slowly to recover himself. + +"Are you dead, Dick?" said the owl with seven owlets. + +"I think I am," answered the other, groaning. + +"Are you able to drink a pot of ale, Dick?" cried the tall stranger. + +"I think I am," reiterated the dead man, very lack-a-daisically. And +this answer satisfying his comrades, the articles of peace were +subscribed to. + +Now, then, the tall stranger began searching his pockets with a most +consequential air. + +"Gad, so!" said he at last; "not in my breeches pocket!--well, it must +be in my waistcoat. No. Well, 'tis a strange thing--demme it is! +Gentlemen, I have had the misfortune to leave my purse behind me: add to +your other favours by lending me wherewithal to satisfy these honest +men." + +And Tarleton lent him the guinea. The watchmen now retired, and we were +left alone with our portly ally. + +Placing his hand to his heart he made us half-a-dozen profound bows, +returned us thanks for our assistance in some very courtly phrases, and +requested us to allow him to make our acquaintance. We exchanged cards +and departed on our several ways. + +"I have met that gentleman before," said Tarleton. "Let us see what +name he pretends to. 'Fielding--Fielding;' ah, by the Lord, it is no +less a person! It is the great Fielding himself." + +"Is Mr. Fielding, then, as elevated in fame as in stature?" + +"What, is it possible that you have not yet heard of Beau Fielding, who +bared his bosom at the theatre in order to attract the admiring +compassion of the female part of the audience?" + +"What!" I cried, "the Duchess of Cleveland's Fielding?" + +"The same; the best-looking fellow of his day! A sketch of his history +is in the 'Tatler,' under the name of 'Orlando the Fair.' He is +terribly fallen as to fortune since the day when he drove about in a car +like a sea-shell, with a dozen tall fellows, in the Austrian livery, +black and yellow, running before and behind him. You know he claims +relationship to the house of Hapsburg. As for the present, he writes +poems, makes love, is still good-natured, humorous, and odd; is rather +unhappily addicted to wine and borrowing, and rigidly keeps that oath of +the Carthusians which never suffers them to carry any money about them." + +"An acquaintance more likely to yield amusement than profit." + +"Exactly so. He will favour you with a visit--to-morrow, perhaps, and +you will remember his propensities." + +"Ah! who ever forgets a warning that relates to his purse!" + +"True!" said Tarleton, sighing. "Alas! my guinea, thou and I have +parted company forever! /vale, vale, inquit Iolas/!" + + + +CHAPTER V. + +THE BEAU IN HIS DEN, AND A PHILOSOPHER DISCOVERED. + +MR. FIELDING having twice favoured me with visits, which found me from +home, I thought it right to pay my respects to him; accordingly one +morning I repaired to his abode. It was situated in a street which had +been excessively the mode some thirty years back; and the house still +exhibited a stately and somewhat ostentatious exterior. I observed a +considerable cluster of infantine ragamuffins collected round the door, +and no sooner did the portal open to my summons than they pressed +forward in a manner infinitely more zealous than respectful. A servant +in the Austrian livery, with a broad belt round his middle, officiated +as porter. "Look, look!" cried one of the youthful gazers, "look at the +Beau's /keeper/!" This imputation on his own respectability and that of +his master, the domestic seemed by no means to relish; for, muttering +some maledictory menace, which I at first took to be German, but which I +afterwards found to be Irish, he banged the door in the faces of the +intrusive impertinents, and said, in an accent which suited very ill +with his Continental attire,-- + +"And is it my master you're wanting, Sir?" + +"It is." + +"And you would be after seeing him immediately?" + +"Rightly conjectured, my sagacious friend." + +"Fait then, your honour, my master's in bed with a terrible fit of the +megrims." + +"Then you will favour me by giving this card to your master, and +expressing my sorrow at his indisposition." + +Upon this the orange-coloured lacquey, very quietly reading the address +on the card, and spelling letter by letter in an audible mutter, +rejoined, + +"C--o--u (cou) n--t (unt) Count, D--e--v. Och, by my shoul, and it's +Count Devereux after all I'm thinking?" + +"You think with equal profundity and truth." + +"You may well say that, your honour. Stip in a bit: I'll tell my +master; it is himself that will see you in a twinkling!" + +"But you forget that your master is ill?" said I. + +"Sorrow a bit for the matter o' that: my master is never ill to a +jontleman." + +And with this assurance "the Beau's keeper" ushered me up a splendid +staircase into a large, dreary, faded apartment, and left me to amuse +myself with the curiosities within, while he went to perform a cure upon +his master's "megrims." The chamber, suiting with the house and the +owner, looked like a place in the other world set apart for the +reception of the ghosts of departed furniture. The hangings were wan +and colourless; the chairs and sofas were most spiritually +unsubstantial; the mirrors reflected all things in a sepulchral +sea-green; even a huge picture of Mr. Fielding himself, placed over the +chimney-piece, seemed like the apparition of a portrait, so dim, watery, +and indistinct had it been rendered by neglect and damp. On a huge +tomb-like table in the middle of the room, lay two pencilled profiles of +Mr. Fielding, a pawnbroker's ticket, a pair of ruffles, a very little +muff, an immense broadsword, a Wycherley comb, a jackboot, and an old +plumed hat; to these were added a cracked pomatum-pot containing ink, +and a scrap of paper, ornamented with sundry paintings of hearts and +torches, on which were scrawled several lines in a hand so large and +round that I could not avoid seeing the first verse, though I turned +away my eyes as quickly as possible; that verse, to the best of my +memory, ran thus: "Say, lovely Lesbia, when thy swain." Upon the ground +lay a box of patches, a periwig, and two or three well thumbed books of +songs. Such was the reception-room of Beau Fielding, one indifferently +well calculated to exhibit the propensities of a man, half bully, half +fribble; a poet, a fop, a fighter, a beauty, a walking museum of all odd +humours, and a living shadow of a past renown. "There are changes in +wit as in fashion," said Sir William Temple, and he proceeds to instance +a nobleman who was the greatest wit of the court of Charles I., and the +greatest dullard in that of Charles II.* But Heavens! how awful are the +revolutions of coxcombry! what a change from Beau Fielding the Beauty, +to Beau Fielding the Oddity! + + +* The Earl of Norwich. + + +After I had remained in this apartment about ten minutes, the great man +made his appearance. He was attired in a dressing-gown of the most +gorgeous material and colour, but so old that it was difficult to +conceive any period of past time which it might not have been supposed +to have witnessed; a little velvet cap, with a tarnished gold tassel, +surmounted his head, and his nether limbs were sheathed in a pair of +military boots. In person he still retained the trace of that +extraordinary symmetry he had once possessed, and his features were yet +handsome, though the complexion had grown coarse and florid, and the +expression had settled into a broad, hardy, farcical mixture of +effrontery, humour, and conceit. + +But how different his costume from that of old! Where was the long wig +with its myriad curls? the coat stiff with golden lace? the diamond +buttons,--"the pomp, pride, and circumstance of glorious war?" the +glorious war Beau Fielding had carried on throughout the female +world,--finding in every saloon a Blenheim, in every play-house a +Ramilies? Alas! to what abyss of fate will not the love of notoriety +bring men! to what but the lust of show do we owe the misanthropy of +Timon, or the ruin of Beau Fielding! + +"By the Lord!" cried Mr. Fielding, approaching, and shaking me +familiarly by the hand, "by the Lord, I am delighted to see thee! As I +am a soldier, I thought thou wert a spirit, invisible and incorporeal; +and as long as I was in that belief I trembled for thy salvation, for I +knew at least that thou wert not a spirit of Heaven, since thy door is +the very reverse of the doors above, which we are assured shall be +opened unto our knocking. But thou art early, Count; like the ghost in +"Hamlet," thou snuffest the morning air. Wilt thou not keep out the +rank atmosphere by a pint of wine and a toast?" + +"Many thanks to you, Mr. Fielding; but I have at least one property of a +ghost, and don't drink after daybreak." + +"Nay, now, 'tis a bad rule! a villanous bad rule, fit /only for/ ghosts +and graybeards. We youngsters, Count, should have a more generous +policy. Come, now, where didst thou drink last night? has the bottle +bequeathed thee a qualm or a headache, which preaches repentance and +abstinence this morning?" + +"No, but I visit my mistress this morning; would you have me smell of +strong potations, and seem a worshipper of the '/Glass/ of Fashion,' +rather than of 'the Mould of Form'? Confess, Mr. Fielding, that the +women love not an early tippler, and that they expect sober and sweet +kisses from a pair 'of youngsters' like us." + +"By the Lord," cried Mr. Fielding, stroking down his comely stomach, +"there is a great show of reason in thy excuses, but only the show, not +substance, my noble Count. You know me, you know my experience with the +women: I would not boast, as I'm a soldier; but 'tis something! nine +hundred and fifty locks of hair have I got in my strong box, under +padlock and key; fifty within the last week,--true, on my soul,--so that +I may pretend to know a little of the dear creatures; well, I give thee +my honour, Count, that they like a royster; they love a fellow who can +carry his six bottles under a silken doublet; there's vigour and manhood +in it; and, then, too, what a power of toasts can a six-bottle man drink +to his mistress! Oh, 'tis your only chivalry now,--your modern +substitute for tilt and tournament; true, Count, as I am a soldier!" + +"I fear my Dulcinea differs from the herd, then; for she quarrelled with +me for supping with St. John three nights ago, and--" + +"St. John," interrupted Fielding, cutting me off in the beginning of a +witticism, "St. John, famous fellow, is he not? By the Lord, we will +drink to his administration, you in chocolate, I in Madeira. O'Carroll, +you dog,--O'Carroll--rogue--rascal--ass--dolt!" + +"The same, your honour," said the orange-coloured lacquey, thrusting in +his lean visage. + +"Ay, the same indeed, thou anatomized son of Saint Patrick; why dost +thou not get fat? Thou shamest my good living, and thy belly is a +rascally minister to thee, devouring all things for itself, without +fattening a single member of the body corporate. Look at /me/, you dog, +am /I/ thin? Go and get fat, or I will discharge thee: by the Lord I +will! the sun shines through thee like an empty wineglass." + +"And is it upon your honour's lavings you would have me get fat?" +rejoined Mr. O'Carroll, with an air of deferential inquiry. + +"Now, as I live, thou art the impudentest varlet!" cried Mr. Fielding, +stamping his foot on the floor, with an angry frown. + +"And is it for talking of your honour's lavings? an' sure that's +/nothing/ at all, at all," said the valet, twirling his thumbs with +expostulating innocence. + +"Begone, rascal!" said Mr. Fielding, "begone; go to the Salop, and bring +us a pint of Madeira, a toast, and a dish of chocolate." + +"Yes, your honour, in a twinkling," said the valet, disappearing. + +"A sorry fellow," said Mr. Fielding, "but honest and faithful, and loves +me as well as a saint loves gold; 'tis his love makes him familiar." + +Here the door was again opened, and the sharp face of Mr. O'Carroll +again intruded. + +"How now, sirrah!" exclaimed his master. + +Mr. O'Carroll, without answering by voice, gave a grotesque sort of +signal between a wink and a beckon. Mr. Fielding rose muttering an +oath, and underwent a whisper. "By the Lord," cried he, seemingly in a +furious passion, "and thou hast not got the bill cashed yet, though I +told thee twice to have it done last evening? Have I not my debts of +honour to discharge, and did I not give the last guinea I had about me +for a walking cane yesterday? Go down to the city immediately, sirrah, +and bring me the change." + +The valet again whispered. + +"Ah," resumed Fielding, "ah--so far, you say, 'tis true; 'tis a great +way, and perhaps the Count can't wait till you return. Prithee (turning +to me), prithee now, is it not vexatious,--no change about me, and my +fool has not cashed a trifling bill I have, for a thousand or so, on +Messrs. Child! and the cursed Salop puts not its /trust/ even in +princes; 'tis its way; 'Gad now, you have not a guinea about you?" + +What could I say? My guinea joined Tarleton's, in a visit to that +bourne whence no /such/ traveller e'er returned. + +Mr. O'Carroll now vanished in earnest, the wine and the chocolate soon +appeared. Mr. Fielding brightened up, recited his poetry, blessed his +good fortune, promised to call on me in a day or two; and assured me, +with a round oath, that the next time he had the honour of seeing me, he +would treat me with another pint of Madeira, exactly of the same sort. + +I remember well that it was the evening of the same day in which I had +paid this visit to the redoubted Mr. Fielding, that, on returning from a +drum at Lady Hasselton's, I entered my anteroom with so silent a step, +that I did not arouse even the keen senses of Monsieur Desmarais. He +was seated by the fire, with his head supported by his hands, and +intently poring over a huge folio. I had often observed that he +possessed a literary turn, and all the hours in which he was unemployed +by me he was wont to occupy with books. I felt now, as I stood still +and contemplated his absorbed attention in the contents of the book +before him, a strong curiosity to know the nature of his studies; and so +little did my taste second the routine of trifles in which I had been +lately engaged, that in looking upon the earnest features of the man on +which the solitary light streamed calm and full; and impressed with the +deep quiet and solitude of the chamber, together with the undisturbed +sanctity of comfort presiding over the small, bright hearth, and +contrasting what I saw with the brilliant scene--brilliant with gaudy, +wearing, wearisome frivolities--which I had just quitted, a sensation of +envy at the enjoyments of my dependant entered my breast, accompanied +with a sentiment resembling humiliation at the nature of my own +pursuits. I am generally thought a proud man; but I am never proud to +my inferiors; nor can I imagine pride where there is no competition. I +approached Desmarais, and said, in French,-- + +"How is this? why did you not, like your fellows, take advantage of my +absence to pursue your own amusements? They must be dull indeed if they +do not hold out to you more tempting inducements than that colossal +offspring of the press." + +"Pardon me, Sir," said Desmarais, very respectfully, and closing the +book, "pardon me, I was not aware of your return. Will Monsieur doff +his cloak?" + +"No; shut the door, wheel round that chair, and favour me with a sight +of your book." + +"Monsieur will be angry, I fear," said the valet (obeying the first two +orders, but hesitating about the third), "with my course of reading: I +confess it is not very compatible with my station." + +"Ah, some long romance, the 'Clelia,' I suppose,--nay, bring it hither; +that is to say, if it be movable by the strength of a single man." + +Thus urged, Desmarais modestly brought me the book. Judge of my +surprise when I found it was a volume of Leibnitz, a philosopher then +very much the rage,--because one might talk of him very safely, without +having read him.* Despite of my surprise, I could not help smiling when +my eye turned from the book to the student. It is impossible to +conceive an appearance less like a philosopher's than that of Jean +Desmarais. His wig was of a nicety that would not have brooked the +irregularity of a single hair; his dress was not preposterous, for I do +not remember, among gentles or valets, a more really exquisite taste +than that of Desmarais; but it evinced, in every particular, the arts of +the toilet. A perpetual smile sat upon his lips,--sometimes it deepened +into a sneer, but that was the only change it ever experienced; an +irresistible air of self-conceit gave piquancy to his long, marked +features, small glittering eye, and withered cheeks, on which a delicate +and soft bloom excited suspicion of artificial embellishment. A very +fit frame of body this for a valet; but I humbly opine a very unseemly +one for a student of Leibnitz. + + +* Which is possibly the reason why there are so many disciples of Kant +at the present moment.--ED. + + +"And what," said I, after a short pause, "is your opinion of this +philosopher? I understand that he has just written a work* above all +praise and comprehension." + + +* The "Theodicaea." + + +"It is true, Monsieur, that it is above his own understanding. He knows +not what sly conclusions may be drawn from his premises; but I beg +Monsieur's pardon, I shall be tedious and intrusive." + +"Not a whit! speak out, and at length. So you conceive that Leibnitz +makes ropes which /others/ will make into ladders?" + +"Exactly so," said Desmarais; "all his arguments go to swell the sails +of the great philosophical truth,--'Necessity!' We are the things and +toys of Fate, and its everlasting chain compels even the Power that +creates as well as the things created." + +"Ha!" said I, who, though little versed at that time in these +metaphysical subtleties, had heard St. John often speak of the strange +doctrine to which Desmarais referred, "you are, then, a believer in the +fatalism of Spinoza?" + +"No, Monsieur," said Desmarais, with a complacent smile, "my system is +my own: it is composed of the thoughts of others; but my thoughts are +the cords which bind the various sticks into a fagot." + +"Well," said I, smiling at the man's conceited air, "and what is your +main dogma?" + +"Our utter impotence." + +"Pleasing! Mean you that we have no free will?" + +"None." + +"Why, then, you take away the very existence of vice and virtue; and, +according to you, we sin or act well, not from our own accord, but +because we are compelled and preordained to it." + +Desmarais' smile withered into the grim sneer with which, as I have +said, it was sometimes varied. + +"Monsieur's penetration is extreme; but shall I not prepare his nightly +draught?" + +"No; answer me at length; and tell me the difference between good and +ill, if we are compelled by Necessity to either." + +Desmarais hemmed, and began. Despite of his caution, the coxcomb loved +to hear himself talk, and he talked, therefore, to the following +purpose: + +"Liberty is a thing impossible! Can you /will/ a single action, however +simple, independent of your organization,--independent of the +organization of others,--independent of the order of things +past,--independent of the order of things to come? You cannot. But if +not independent, you are dependent; if dependent, where is your liberty? +where your freedom of will? Education disposes our characters: can you +control your own education, begun at the hour of birth? You cannot. +Our character, joined to the conduct of others, disposes of our +happiness, our sorrow, our crime, our virtue. Can you control your +character? We have already seen that you cannot. Can you control the +conduct of others,--others perhaps whom you have never seen, but who may +ruin you at a word; a despot, for instance, or a warrior? You cannot. +What remains? that if we cannot choose our characters, nor our fates, we +cannot be accountable for either. If you are a good man, you are a +lucky man; but you are not to be praised for what you could not help. +If you are a bad man, you are an unfortunate one; but you are not to be +execrated for what you could not prevent."* + + +* Whatever pretensions Monsieur Desmarais may have had to originality, +this tissue of opinions is as old as philosophy itself.--ED. + + +"Then, most wise Desmarais, if you steal this diamond loop from my hat, +you are only an unlucky man, not a guilty one, and worthy of my +sympathy, not anger?" + +"Exactly so; but you must hang me for it. You cannot control events, +but you can modify man. Education, law, adversity, prosperity, +correction, praise, modify him,--without his choice, and sometimes +without his perception. But once acknowledge Necessity, and evil +passions cease; you may punish, you may destroy others, if for the +safety and good of the commonwealth; but motives for doing so cease to +be private: you can have no personal hatred to men for committing +actions which they were irresistibly compelled to commit." + +I felt that, however I might listen to and dislike these sentiments, it +would not do for the master to argue with the domestic, especially when +there was a chance that he might have the worst of it. And so I was +suddenly seized with a fit of sleepiness, which broke off our +conversation. Meanwhile I inly resolved, in my own mind, to take the +first opportunity of discharging a valet who saw no difference between +good and evil, but that of luck; and who, by the irresistible compulsion +of Necessity, might some day or other have the involuntary misfortune to +cut the throat of his master! + +I did not, however, carry this unphilosophical resolution into effect. +Indeed, the rogue, doubting perhaps the nature of the impression he had +made on me, redoubled so zealously his efforts to please me in the +science of his profession that I could not determine upon relinquishing +such a treasure for a speculative opinion, and I was too much accustomed +to laugh at my Sosia to believe there could be any reason to fear him. + + + +CHAPTER VI. + +A UNIVERSAL GENIUS.--PERICLES TURNED BARBER.--NAMES OF BEAUTIES IN +171-.--THE TOASTS OF THE KIT-CAT CLUB. + +As I was riding with Tarleton towards Chelsea, one day, he asked me if I +had ever seen the celebrated Mr. Salter. "No," said I, "but I heard +Steele talk of him the other night at Wills's. He is an antiquarian and +a barber, is he not?" + +"Yes, a shaving virtuoso; really a comical and strange character, and +has oddities enough to compensate one for the debasement of talking with +a man in his rank." + +"Let us go to him forthwith," said I, spurring my horse into a canter. + +"/Quod petis hic est/," cried Tarleton, "there is his house." And my +companion pointed to a coffee-house. + +"What!" said I, "does he draw wine as well as teeth?" + +"To be sure: Don Saltero is a universal genius. Let us dismount." + +Consigning our horses to the care of our grooms, we marched into the +strangest-looking place I ever had the good fortune to behold. A long +narrow coffee-room was furnished with all manner of things that, +belonging neither to heaven, earth, nor the water under the earth, the +redoubted Saltero might well worship without incurring the crime of +idolatry. The first thing that greeted my eyes was a bull's head, with +a most ferocious pair of vulture's wings on its neck. While I was +surveying this, I felt something touch my hat; I looked up and +discovered an immense alligator swinging from the ceiling, and fixing a +monstrous pair of glass eyes upon me. A thing which seemed to me like +an immense shoe, upon a nearer approach expanded itself into an Indian +canoe; and a most hideous spectre with mummy skin, and glittering teeth, +that made my blood run cold, was labelled, "Beautiful specimen of a +Calmuc Tartar." + +While lost in wonder, I stood in the middle of the apartment, up walks a +little man as lean as a miser, and says to me, rubbing his hands,-- + +"Wonderful, Sir, is it not?" + +"Wonderful, indeed, Don!" said Tarleton; "you look like a Chinese Adam +surrounded by a Japanese creation." + +"He, he, he, Sir, you have so pleasant a vein," said the little Don, in +a sharp shrill voice. "But it has been all done, Sir, by one man; all +of it collected by me, simple as I stand." + +"Simple, indeed," quoth Tarleton; "and how gets on the fiddle?" + +"Bravely, Sir, bravely; shall I play you a tune?" + +"No, no, my good Don; another time." + +"Nay, Sir, nay," cried the antiquarian, "suffer me to welcome your +arrival properly." + +And, forthwith disappearing, he returned in an instant with a +marvellously ill-favoured old fiddle. Throwing a /penseroso/ air into +his thin cheeks, our Don then began a few preliminary thrummings, which +set my teeth on edge, and made Tarleton put both hands to his ears. +Three sober-looking citizens, who had just sat themselves down to pipes +and the journal, started to their feet like so many pieces of clockwork; +but no sooner had Don Saltero, with a /degage/ air of graceful +melancholy, actually launched into what he was pleased to term a tune, +than a universal irritation of nerves seized the whole company. At the +first overture, the three citizens swore and cursed, at the second +division of the tune, they seized their hats, at the third they +vanished. As for me, I found all my limbs twitching as if they were +dancing to St. Vitus's music; the very drawers disappeared; the +alligator itself twirled round, as if revivified by so harsh an +experiment on the nervous system; and I verily believe the whole museum, +bull, wings, Indian canoe, and Calmuc Tartar, would have been set into +motion by this new Orpheus, had not Tarleton, in a paroxysm of rage, +seized him by the tail of the coat, and whirled him round, fiddle and +all, with such velocity that the poor musician lost his equilibrium, and +falling against a row of Chinese monsters, brought the whole set to the +ground, where he lay covered by the wrecks that accompanied his +overthrow, screaming and struggling, and grasping his fiddle, which +every now and then, touched involuntarily by his fingers, uttered a +dismal squeak, as if sympathizing in the disaster it had caused, until +the drawer ran in, and, raising the unhappy antiquarian, placed him on a +great chair. + +"O Lord!" groaned Don Saltero, "O Lord! my monsters--my monsters--the +pagoda--the mandarin, and the idol where are they?--broken--ruined-- +annihilated!" + +"No, Sir; all safe, Sir," said the drawer, a smart, small, smug, pert +man; "put 'em down in the bill, nevertheless, Sir. Is it Alderman +Atkins, Sir, or Mr. Higgins?" + +"Pooh," said Tarleton, "bring me some lemonade; send the pagoda to the +bricklayer, the mandarin to the surgeon, and the idol to the Papist over +the way! There's a guinea to pay for their carriage. How are you, +Don?" + +"Oh, Mr. Tarleton, Mr. Tarleton! how could you be so cruel?" + +"The nature of things demanded it, my good Don. Did I not call you a +Chinese Adam? and how could you bear that name without undergoing the +fall?" + +"Oh, Sir, this is no jesting matter,--broke the railing of my pagoda, +bruised my arm, cracked my fiddle, and cut me off in the middle of that +beautiful air!--no jesting matter." + +"Come, Mr. Salter," said I, "'tis very true! but cheer up. 'The gods,' +says Seneca, 'look with pleasure on a great man falling with the +statesmen, the temples, and the divinities of his country;' all of +which, mandarin, pagoda, and idol, accompanied /your/ fall. Let us have +a bottle of your best wine, and the honour of your company to drink it." + +"No, Count, no," said Tarleton, haughtily; "we can drink not with the +Don; but we'll have the wine, and he shall drink it. Meanwhile, Don, +tell us what possible combination of circumstances made thee fiddler, +barber, anatomist, and virtuoso!" + +Don Saltero loved fiddling better than anything in the world, but next +to fiddling he loved talking. So being satisfied that he should be +reimbursed for his pagoda, and fortifying himself with a glass or two of +his own wine, he yielded to Tarleton's desire, and told us his history. +I believe it was very entertaining to the good barber, but Tarleton and +I saw nothing extraordinary in it; and long before it was over, we +wished him an excellent good day, and a new race of Chinese monsters. + +That evening we were engaged at the Kit-Cat Club, for though I was +opposed to the politics of its members, they admitted me on account of +my literary pretensions. Halifax was there, and I commended the poet to +his protection. We were very gay, and Halifax favoured us with three +new toasts by himself. O Venus! what beauties we made, and what +characters we murdered! Never was there so important a synod to the +female world as the gods of the Kit-Cat Club. Alas! I am writing for +the children of an after age, to whom the very names of those who made +the blood of their ancestors leap within their veins will be unknown. +What cheek will colour at the name of Carlisle? What hand will tremble +as it touches the paper inscribed by that of Brudenel? The graceful +Godolphin, the sparkling enchantment of Harper, the divine voice of +Claverine, the gentle and bashful Bridgewater, the damask cheek and ruby +lips of the Hebe Manchester,--what will these be to the race for whom +alone these pages are penned? This history is a union of strange +contrasts! like the tree of the Sun, described by Marco Polo, which was +green when approached on one side, but white when perceived on the +other: to me it is clothed in the verdure and spring of the existing +time; to the reader it comes covered with the hoariness and wanness of +the Past! + + + +CHAPTER VII. + +A DIALOGUE OF SENTIMENT SUCCEEDED BY THE SKETCH OF A CHARACTER, IN WHOSE +EYES SENTIMENT WAS TO WISE MEN WHAT RELIGION IS TO FOOLS; NAMELY, A +SUBJECT OF RIDICULE. + +ST. JOHN was now in power, and in the full flush of his many ambitious +and restless schemes. I saw as much of him as the high rank he held in +the state, and the consequent business with which he was oppressed, +would suffer me,--me, who was prevented by religion from actively +embracing any political party, and who, therefore, though inclined to +Toryism, associated pretty equally with all. St. John and myself formed +a great friendship for each other, a friendship which no after change or +chance could efface, but which exists, strengthened and mellowed by +time, at the very hour in which I write. + +One evening he sent to tell me he should be alone, if I would sup with +him; accordingly I repaired to his house. He was walking up and down +the room with uneven and rapid steps, and his countenance was flushed +with an expression of joy and triumph, very rare to the thoughtful and +earnest calm which it usually wore. "Congratulate me, Devereux," said +he, seizing me eagerly by the hand, "congratulate me!" + +"For what?" + +"Ay, true: you are not yet a politician; you cannot yet tell how +dear--how inexpressibly dear to a politician--is a momentary and petty +victory,--but--if I were Prime Minister of this country, what would you +say?" + +"That you could bear the duty better than any man living; but remember +Harley is in the way." + +"Ah, there's the rub," said St. John, slowly, and the expression of his +face again changed from triumph to thoughtfulness; "but this is a +subject not to your taste: let us choose another." And flinging himself +into a chair, this singular man, who prided himself on suiting his +conversation to every one, began conversing with me upon the lighter +topics of the day; these we soon exhausted, and at last we settled upon +that of love and women. + +"I own," said I, "that, in this respect, pleasure has disappointed as +well as wearied me. I have longed for some better object of worship +than the trifler of fashion, or the yet more ignoble minion of the +senses. I ask a vent for enthusiasm, for devotion, for romance, for a +thousand subtle and secret streams of unuttered and unutterable feeling. +I often think that I bear within me the desire and the sentiment of +poetry, though I enjoy not its faculty of expression; and that that +desire and that sentiment, denied legitimate egress, centre and shrink +into one absorbing passion,--which is the want of love. Where am I to +satisfy this want? I look round these great circles of gayety which we +term the world; I send forth my heart as a wanderer over their regions +and recesses, and it returns, sated and palled and languid, to myself +again." + +"You express a common want in every less worldly or more morbid nature," +said St. John; "a want which I myself have experienced, and if I had +never felt it, I should never, perhaps, have turned to ambition to +console or to engross me. But do not flatter yourself that the want +will ever be fulfilled. Nature places us alone in this hospitable +world, and no heart is cast in a similar mould to that which we bear +within us. We pine for sympathy; we make to ourselves a creation of +ideal beauties, in which we expect to find it: but the creation has no +reality; it is the mind's phantasma which the mind adores; and it is +because the phantasma can have no actual being that the mind despairs. +Throughout life, from the cradle to the grave, it is no real living +thing which we demand; it is the realization of the idea we have formed +within us, and which, as we are not gods, we can never call into +existence. We are enamoured of the statue ourselves have graven; but, +unlike the statue of the Cyprian, it kindles not to our homage nor melts +to our embraces." + +"I believe you," said I; "but it is hard to undeceive ourselves. The +heart is the most credulous of all fanatics, and its ruling passion the +most enduring of all superstitions. Oh! what can tear from us, to the +last, the hope, the desire, the yearning for some bosom which, while it +mirrors our own, parts not with the reflection! I have read that, in +the very hour and instant of our birth, one exactly similar to +ourselves, in spirit and form, is born also, and that a secret and +unintelligible sympathy preserves that likeness, even through the +vicissitudes of fortune and circumstance, until, in the same point of +time, the two beings are resolved once more into the elements of earth: +confess that there is something welcome, though unfounded in the fancy, +and that there are few of the substances of worldly honour which one +would not renounce, to possess, in the closest and fondest of all +relations, this shadow of ourselves!" + +"Alas!" said St. John, "the possession, like all earthly blessings, +carries within it its own principle of corruption. The deadliest foe to +love is not change nor misfortune nor jealousy nor wrath, nor anything +that flows from passion or emanates from fortune; the deadliest foe to +it is custom! With custom die away the delusions and the mysteries +which encircle it; leaf after leaf, in the green poetry on which its +beauty depends, droops and withers, till nothing but the bare and rude +trunk is left. With all passion the soul demands something unexpressed, +some vague recess to explore or to marvel upon,--some veil upon the +mental as well as the corporeal deity. Custom leaves nothing to +romance, and often but little to respect. The whole character is bared +before us like a plain, and the heart's eye grows wearied with the +sameness of the survey. And to weariness succeeds distaste, and to +distaste one of the myriad shapes of the Proteus Aversion; so that the +passion we would make the rarest of treasures fritters down to a very +instance of the commonest of proverbs,--and out of familiarity cometh +indeed contempt!" + +"And are we, then," said I, "forever to forego the most delicious of our +dreams? Are we to consider love as an entire delusion, and to reconcile +ourselves to an eternal solitude of heart? What, then, shall fill the +crying and unappeasable void of our souls? What shall become of those +mighty sources of tenderness which, refused all channel in the rocky +soil of the world, must have an outlet elsewhere or stagnate into +torpor?" + +"Our passions," said St. John, "are restless, and will make each +experiment in their power, though vanity be the result of all. +Disappointed in love, they yearn towards ambition; /and the object of +ambition, unlike that of love, never being wholly possessed, ambition is +the more durable passion of the two/. But sooner or later even that and +all passions are sated at last; and when wearied of too wide a flight we +limit our excursions, and looking round us discover the narrow bounds of +our proper end, we grow satisfied with the loss of rapture if we can +partake of enjoyment; and the experience which seemed at first so +bitterly to betray us becomes our most real benefactor, and ultimately +leads us to content. For it is the excess and not the nature of our +passions which is perishable. Like the trees which grew by the tomb of +Protesilaus, the passions flourish till they reach a certain height, but +no sooner is that height attained than they wither away." + +Before I could reply, our conversation received an abrupt and complete +interruption for the night. The door was thrown open, and a man, +pushing aside the servant with a rude and yet a dignified air, entered +the room unannounced, and with the most perfect disregard to ceremony-- + +"How d'ye do, Mr. St. John," said he,--"how d'ye do?--Pretty sort of a +day we've had. Lucky to find you at home,--that is to say if you will +give me some broiled oysters and champagne for supper." + +"With all my heart, Doctor," said St. John, changing his manner at once +from the pensive to an easy and somewhat brusque familiarity,--"with all +my heart; but I am glad to hear you are a convert to champagne: you +spent a whole evening last week in endeavouring to dissuade me from the +sparkling sin." + +"Pish! I had suffered the day before from it; so, like a true Old +Bailey penitent, I preached up conversion to others, not from a desire +of their welfare, but a plaguy sore feeling for my own misfortune. +Where did you dine to-day? At home! Oh! the devil! I starved on three +courses at the Duke of Ormond's." + +"Aha! Honest Matt was there?" + +"Yes, to my cost. He borrowed a shilling of me for a chair. Hang this +weather, it costs me seven shillings a day for coach-fare, besides my +paying the fares of all my poor brother parsons, who come over from +Ireland to solicit my patronage for a bishopric, and end by borrowing +half-a-crown in the meanwhile. But Matt Prior will pay me again, I +suppose, out of the public money?" + +"To be sure, if Chloe does not ruin him first." + +"Hang the slut: don't talk of her. How Prior rails against his place!* +He says the excise spoils his wit, and that the only rhymes he ever +dreams of now-a-days are 'docket and cocket.'" + + +* In the Customs. + + +"Ha, ha! we must do something better for Matt,--make him a bishop or an +ambassador. But pardon me, Count, I have not yet made known to you the +most courted, authoritative, impertinent, clever, independent, haughty, +delightful, troublesome parson of the age: do homage to Dr. Swift. +Doctor, be merciful to my particular friend, Count Devereux." + +Drawing himself up, with a manner which contrasted his previous one +strongly enough, Dr. Swift saluted me with a dignity which might even be +called polished, and which certainly showed that however he might +prefer, as his usual demeanour, an air of negligence and semi-rudeness, +be had profited sufficiently by his acquaintance with the great to equal +them in the external graces, supposed to be peculiar to their order, +whenever it suited his inclination. In person Swift is much above the +middle height, strongly built, and with a remarkably fine outline of +throat and chest; his front face is certainly displeasing, though far +from uncomely; but the clear chiselling of the nose, the curved upper +lip, the full, round Roman chin, the hanging brow, and the resolute +decision, stamped upon the whole expression of the large forehead, and +the clear blue eye, make his profile one of the most striking I ever +saw. He honoured me, to my great surprise, with a fine speech and a +compliment; and then, with a look, which menaced to St. John the retort +that ensued, he added: "And I shall always be glad to think that I owe +your acquaintance to Mr. Secretary St. John, who, if he talked less +about operas and singers,--thought less about Alcibiades and +Pericles,--if he never complained of the load of business not being +suited to his temper, at the very moment he had been working, like +Gumdragon, to get the said load upon his shoulders; and if he persuaded +one of his sincerity being as great as his genius,--would appear to all +time as adorned with the choicest gifts that Heaven has yet thought fit +to bestow on the children of men. Prithee now, Mr. Sec., when shall we +have the oysters? Will you be merry to-night, Count?" + +"Certainly; if one may find absolution for the champagne." + +"I'll absolve you, with a vengeance, on condition that you'll walk home +with me, and protect the poor parson from the Mohawks. Faith, they ran +young Davenant's chair through with a sword, t' other night. I hear +they have sworn to make daylight through my Tory cassock,--all Whigs you +know, Count Devereux, nasty, dangerous animals, how I hate them! they +cost me five-and-sixpence a week in chairs to avoid them." + +"Never mind, Doctor, I'll send my servants home with you," said St. +John. + +"Ay, a nice way of mending the matter--that's curing the itch by +scratching the skin off. I could not give your tall fellows less than a +crown a-piece, and I could buy off the bloodiest Mohawk in the kingdom, +if he's a Whig, for half that sum. But, thank Heaven, the supper is +ready." + +And to supper we went. The oysters and champagne seemed to exhilarate, +if it did not refine, the Doctor's wit. St. John was unusually +brilliant. I myself caught the infection of their humour, and +contributed my quota to the common stock of jest and repartee; and that +evening, spent with the two most extraordinary men of the age, had in it +more of broad and familiar mirth than any I have ever wasted in the +company of the youngest and noisiest disciples of the bowl and its +concomitants. Even amidst all the coarse ore of Swift's conversation, +the diamond perpetually broke out; his vulgarity was never that of a +vulgar mind. Pity that, while he condemned St. John's over affectation +of the grace of life, he never perceived that his own affectation of +coarseness and brutality was to the full as unworthy of the simplicity +of intellect;* and that the aversion to cant, which was the strongest +characteristic of his mind, led him into the very faults he despised, +only through a more displeasing and offensive road. That same aversion +to cant is, by the way, the greatest and most prevalent enemy to the +reputation of high and of strong minds; and in judging Swift's character +in especial, we should always bear it in recollection. This +aversion--the very antipodes to hypocrisy--leads men not only to +disclaim the virtues they have, but to pretend to the vices they have +not. Foolish trick of disguised vanity! the world, alas, readily +believes them! Like Justice Overdo, in the garb of poor Arthur of +Bradley, they may deem it a virtue to have assumed the disguise; but +they must not wonder if the sham Arthur is taken for the real, beaten as +a vagabond, and set in the stocks as a rogue! + + +* It has been said that Swift was only coarse in his later years, and, +with a curious ignorance both of fact and of character, that Pope was +the cause of the Dean's grossness of taste. There is no doubt that he +grew coarser with age; but there is also no doubt that, graceful and +dignified as that great genius could be when he pleased, he affected at +a period earlier than the one in which he is now introduced, to be +coarse both in speech and manner. I seize upon this opportunity, /mal a +propos/ as it is, to observe that Swift's preference of Harley to St. +John is by no means so certain as writers have been pleased generally to +assert. Warton has already noted a passage in one of Swift's letters to +Bolingbroke, to which I will beg to call the reader's attention. + +"It is /you were/ my hero, but the other (Lord Oxford) /never was/; yet +if he were, it was your own fault, who taught me to love him, and often +vindicated him, in the beginning of your ministry, from my accusations. +But I granted he had the greatest inequalities of any man alive; and his +whole scene was fifty times more a what-d'ye-call-it than yours; for I +declare yours was /unie/, and I wish you would so order it that the +world may be as wise as I upon that article." + +I have to apologize for introducing this quotation, which I have done +because (and I entreat the reader to remember this) I observe that Count +Devereux always speaks of Lord Bolingbroke as he was spoken of by the +eminent men of that day,--not as he is now rated by the judgment of +posterity.--ED. + + + +CHAPTER VIII. + +LIGHTLY WON, LIGHTLY LOST.--A DIALOGUE OF EQUAL INSTRUCTION AND +AMUSEMENT.--A VISIT TO SIR GODFREY KNELLER. + +ONE morning Tarleton breakfasted with me. "I don't see the little +page," said he, "who was always in attendance in your anteroom; what the +deuce has become of him?" + +"You must ask his mistress; she has quarrelled with me, and withdrawn +both her favour and her messenger." + +"What! the Lady Hasselton quarrelled with you! / Diable/! Wherefore?" + +"Because I am not enough of the 'pretty fellow;' am tired of carrying +hood and scarf, and sitting behind her chair through five long acts of a +dull play; because I disappointed her in not searching for her at every +drum and quadrille party; because I admired not her monkey; and because +I broke a teapot with a toad for a cover." + +"And is not that enough?" cried Tarleton. "Heavens! what a black +bead-roll of offences; Mrs. Merton would have discarded me for one of +them. However, thy account has removed my surprise; I heard her praise +thee the other day; now, as long as she loved thee, she always abused +thee like a pickpocket." + +"Ha! ha! ha!--and what said she in my favour?" + +"Why, that you were certainly very handsome, though you were small; that +you were certainly a great genius, though every one would not discover +it; and that you certainly had the air of high birth, though you were +not nearly so well dressed as Beau Tippetly. But /entre nous/, +Devereux, I think she hates you, and would play you a trick of +spite--revenge is too strong a word--if she could find an opportunity." + +"Likely enough, Tarleton; but a coquette's lover is always on his guard; +so she will not take me unawares." + +"So be it. But tell me, Devereux, who is to be your next mistress, Mrs. +Denton or Lady Clancathcart? the world gives them both to you." + +"The world is always as generous with what is worthless as the bishop in +the fable was with his blessing. However, I promise thee, Tarleton, +that I will not interfere with thy claims either upon Mrs. Denton or +Lady Clancathcart." + +"Nay," said Tarleton, "I will own that you are a very Scipio; but it +must be confessed, even by you, satirist as you are, that Lady +Clancathcart has a beautiful set of features." + +"A handsome face, but so vilely made. She would make a splendid picture +if, like the goddess Laverna, she could be painted as a head without a +body." + +"Ha! ha! ha!--you have a bitter tongue, Count; but Mrs. Denton, what +have you to say against her?" + +"Nothing; she has no pretensions for me to contradict. She has a green +eye and a sharp voice; a mincing gait and a broad foot. What friend of +Mrs. Denton would not, therefore, counsel her to a prudent obscurity?" + +"She never had but one lover in the world," said Tarleton, "who was old, +blind, lame, and poor; she accepted him, and became Mrs. Denton." + +"Yes," said I, "she was like the magnet, and received her name from the +very first person* sensible of her attraction." + + +*Magnes. + + +"Well, you have a shrewd way of saying sweet things," said Tarleton; +"but I must own that you rarely or never direct it towards women +individually. What makes you break through your ordinary custom?" + +"Because I am angry with women collectively; and must pour my spleen +through whatever channel presents itself." + +"Astonishing," said Tarleton; "I despise women myself. I always did; +but you were their most enthusiastic and chivalrous defender a month or +two ago. What makes thee change, my Sir Amadis?" + +"Disappointment! they weary, vex, disgust me; selfish, frivolous, mean, +heartless: out on them! 'tis a disgrace to have their love!" + +"O /Ciel/! What a sensation the news of thy misogyny will cause; the +young, gay, rich Count Devereux, whose wit, vivacity, splendour of +appearance, in equipage and dress, in the course of one season have +thrown all the most established beaux and pretty fellows into the shade; +to whom dedications and odes and /billet-doux/ are so much waste paper; +who has carried off the most general envy and dislike that any man ever +was blest with, since St. John turned politician; what! thou all of a +sudden to become a railer against the divine sex that made thee what +thou art! Fly, fly, unhappy apostate, or expect the fate of Orpheus, at +least!" + +"None of your raileries, Tarleton, or I shall speak to you of plebeians +and the /canaille!" + +"/Sacre/! my teeth are on edge already! Oh, the base, base /canaille/, +how I loathe them! Nay, Devereux, joking apart, I love you twice as +well for your humour. I despise the sex heartily. Indeed, /sub rosa/ +be it spoken, there are few things that breathe that I do not despise. +Human nature seems to me a most pitiful bundle of rags and scraps, which +the gods threw out of Heaven, as the dust and rubbish there." + +"A pleasant view of thy species," said I. + +"By my soul it is. Contempt is to me a luxury. I would not lose the +privilege of loathing for all the objects which fools ever admired. +What does old Persius say on the subject? + + + "'Hoc ridere meum, tam nil, nulla tibi vendo Iliade.'"* + + +* "This privilege of mine, to laugh,--such a nothing as it seems,--I +would not barter to thee for an Iliad." + + +"And yet, Tarleton," said I, "the littlest feeling of all is a delight +in contemplating the littleness of other people. Nothing is more +contemptible than habitual contempt." + +"Prithee, now," answered the haughty aristocrat, "let us not talk of +these matters so subtly: leave me my enjoyment without refining upon it. +What is your first pursuit for the morning?" + +"Why, I have promised my uncle a picture of that invaluable countenance +which Lady Hasselton finds so handsome; and I am going to give Kneller +my last sitting." + +"So, so, I will accompany you; I like the vain old dog; 'tis a pleasure +to hear him admire himself so wittily." + +"Come, then!" said I, taking up my hat and sword; and, entering +Tarleton's carriage, we drove to the painter's abode. + +We found him employed in finishing a portrait of Lady Godolphin. + +"He, he!" cried he, when he beheld me approach. "By Got, I am glad to +see you, Count Tevereux; dis painting is tamned poor work by one's self, +widout any one to make /des grands yeux/, and cry, 'Oh, Sir Godfrey +Kneller, how fine dis is!'" + +"Very true, indeed," said I, "no great man can be expected to waste his +talents without his proper reward of praise. But, Heavens, Tarleton, +did you ever see anything so wonderful? that hand, that arm, how +exquisite! If Apollo turned painter, and borrowed colours from the +rainbow and models from the goddesses, he would not be fit to hold the +pallet to Sir Godfrey Kneller." + +"By Got, Count Tevereux, you are von grand judge of painting," cried the +artist, with sparkling eyes, "and I will paint you as von tamned +handsome man!" + +"Nay, my Apelles, you might as well preserve some likeness." + +"Likeness, by Got! I vill make you like and handsome both. By my shoul +you make me von Apelles, I vill make you von Alexander!" + +"People in general," said Tarleton, gravely, "believe that Alexander had +a wry neck, and was a very plain fellow; but no one can know about +Alexander like Sir Godfrey Kneller, who has studied military tactics so +accurately, and who, if he had taken up the sword instead of the pencil, +would have been at least an Alexander himself." + +"By Got, Meester Tarleton, you are as goot a judge of de talents for de +war as Count Tevereux of de /genie/ for de painting! Meester Tarleton, +I vill paint your picture, and I vill make your eyes von goot inch +bigger than dey are!" + +"Large or small," said I (for Tarleton, who had a haughty custom of +contracting his orbs till they were scarce perceptible, was so much +offended, that I thought it prudent to cut off his reply), "large or +small, Sir Godfrey, Mr. Tarleton's eyes are capable of admiring your +genius; why, your painting is like lightning, and one flash of your +brush would be sufficient to restore even a blind man to sight." + +"It is tamned true," said Sir Godfrey, earnestly; "and it did restore +von man to sight once! By my shoul, it did! but sit yourself town, +Count Tevereux, and look over your left shoulder--ah, dat is it--and +now, praise on, Count Tevereux; de thought of my genius gives you--vat +you call it--von animation--von fire, look you--by my shoul, it does!" + +And by dint of such moderate panegyric, the worthy Sir Godfrey completed +my picture, with equal satisfaction to himself and the original. See +what a beautifier is flattery: a few sweet words will send the Count +Devereux down to posterity with at least three times as much beauty as +he could justly lay claim to.* + + +* This picture represents the Count in an undress. The face is +decidedly, though by no means remarkably, handsome; the nose is +aquiline,--the upper lip short and chiselled,--the eyes gray, and the +forehead, which is by far the finest feature in the countenance, is +peculiarly high, broad, and massive. The mouth has but little beauty; +it is severe, caustic, and rather displeasing, from the extreme +compression of the lips. The great and prevalent expression of the face +is energy. The eye, the brow, the turn of the head, the erect, +penetrating aspect,--are all strikingly bold, animated, and even daring. +And this expression makes a singular contrast to that in another +likeness to the Count, which was taken at a much later period of life. +The latter portrait represents him in a foreign uniform, decorated with +orders. The peculiar sarcasm of the month is hidden beneath a very long +and thick mustachio, of a much darker colour than the hair (for in both +portraits, as in Jervas's picture of Lord Bolingbroke, the hair is left +undisguised by the odious fashion of the day). Across one cheek there +is a slight scar, as of a sabre cut. The whole character of this +portrait is widely different from that in the earlier one. Not a trace +of the fire, the animation, which were so striking in the physiognomy of +the youth of twenty, is discoverable in the calm, sedate, stately, yet +somewhat stern expression, which seems immovably spread over the paler +hue and the more prominent features of the man of about four or five and +thirty. Yet, upon the whole, the face in the latter portrait is +handsomer; and, from its air of dignity and reflection, even more +impressive than that in the one I have first described.--ED. + + + +CHAPTER IX. + +A DEVELOPMENT OF CHARACTER, AND A LONG LETTER; A CHAPTER, ON THE WHOLE, +MORE IMPORTANT THAN IT SEEMS. + +THE scenes through which, of late, I have conducted my reader are by no +means episodical: they illustrate far more than mere narration the +career to which I was so honourably devoted. + +Dissipation,--women,--wine,--Tarleton for a friend, Lady Hasselton for a +mistress. Let me now throw aside the mask. + +To people who have naturally very intense and very acute feelings, +nothing is so fretting, so wearing to the heart, as the commonplace +affections, which are the properties and offspring of the world. We +have seen the birds which, with wings unclipt, children fasten to a +stake. The birds seek to fly, and are pulled back before their wings +are well spread; till, at last, they either perpetually strain at the +end of their short tether, exciting only ridicule by their anguish and +their impotent impatience; or, sullen and despondent, they remain on the +ground, without any attempt to fly, nor creep, even to the full limit +which their fetters will allow. Thus it is with the feelings of the +keen, wild nature I speak of: they are either striving forever to pass +the little circle of slavery to which they are condemned, and so move +laughter by an excess of action and a want of adequate power; or they +rest motionless and moody, disdaining the petty indulgence they /might/ +enjoy, till sullenness is construed into resignation, and despair seems +the apathy of content. Time, however, cures what it does not kill; and +both bird and beast, if they pine not to the death at first, grow tame +and acquiescent at last. + +What to me was the companionship of Tarleton, or the attachment of Lady +Hasselton? I had yielded to the one, and I had half eagerly, half +scornfully, sought the other. These, and the avocations they brought +with them, consumed my time, and of Time murdered there is a ghost which +we term /ennui/. The hauntings of this spectre are the especial curse +of the higher orders; and hence springs a certain consequence to the +passions. Persons in those ranks of society so exposed to /ennui/ are +either rendered totally incapable of real love, or they love far more +intensely than those in a lower station; for the affections in them are +either utterly frittered away on a thousand petty objects (poor shifts +to escape the persecuting spectre), or else, early disgusted with the +worthlessness of these objects, the heart turns within and languishes +for something not found in the daily routine of life. When this is the +case, and when the pining of the heart is once satisfied, and the object +of love is found, there are two mighty reasons why the love should be +most passionately cherished. The first is, the utter indolence in which +aristocratic life oozes away, and which allows full food for that +meditation which can nurse by sure degrees the weakest desire into the +strongest passion; and the second reason is, that the insipidity and +hollowness of all patrician pursuits and pleasures render the excitement +of love more delicious and more necessary to the "/ignavi terrarum +domini/," than it is to those orders of society more usefully, more +constantly, and more engrossingly engaged. + +Wearied and sated with the pursuit of what was worthless, my heart, at +last, exhausted itself in pining for what was pure. I recurred with a +tenderness which I struggled with at first, and which in yielding to I +blushed to acknowledge, to the memory of Isora. And in the world, +surrounded by all which might be supposed to cause me to forget her, my +heart clung to her far more endearingly than it had done in the rural +solitudes in which she had first allured it. The truth was this; at the +time I first loved her, other passions--passions almost equally +powerful--shared her empire. Ambition and pleasure--vast whirlpools of +thought--had just opened themselves a channel in my mind, and thither +the tides of my desires were hurried and lost. Now those whirlpools had +lost their power, and the channels, being dammed up, flowed back upon my +breast. Pleasure had disgusted me, and the only ambition I had yet +courted and pursued had palled upon me still more. I say, the only +ambition, for as yet that which is of the loftier and more lasting kind +had not afforded me a temptation; and the hope which had borne the name +and rank of ambition had been the hope rather to glitter than to rise. + +These passions, not yet experienced when I lost Isora, had afforded me +at that period a ready comfort and a sure engrossment. And, in +satisfying the hasty jealousies of my temper, in deeming Isora unworthy +and Gerald my rival, I naturally aroused in my pride a dexterous orator +as well as a firm ally. Pride not only strengthened my passions, it +also persuaded them by its voice; and it was not till the languid yet +deep stillness of sated wishes and palled desires fell upon me, that the +low accent of a love still surviving at my heart made itself heard in +answer. + +I now began to take a different view of Isora's conduct. I now began to +doubt where I had formerly believed; and the doubt, first allied to +fear, gradually brightened into hope. Of Gerald's rivalry, at least of +his identity with Barnard, and, consequently, of his power over Isora, +there was, and there could be, no feeling short of certainty. But of +what nature was that power? Had not Isora assured me that it was not +love? Why should I disbelieve her? Nay, did she not love myself? had +not her cheek blushed and her hand trembled when I addressed her? Were +these signs the counterfeits of love? Were they not rather of that +heart's dye which no skill /can/ counterfeit? She had declared that she +could not, that she could never, be mine; she had declared so with a +fearful earnestness which seemed to annihilate hope; but had she not +also, in the same meeting, confessed that I was dear to her? Had not +her lip given me a sweeter and a more eloquent assurance of that +confession than words?--and could hope perish while love existed? She +had left me,--she had bid me farewell forever; but that was no proof of +a want of love, or of her unworthiness. Gerald, or Barnard, evidently +possessed an influence over father as well as child. Their departure +from ------ might have been occasioned by him, and she might have +deplored, while she could not resist it; or she might not even have +deplored; nay, she might have desired, she might have advised it, for my +sake as well as hers, were she thoroughly convinced that the union of +our loves was impossible. + +But, then, of what nature could be this mysterious authority which +Gerald possessed over her? That which he possessed over the sire, +political schemes might account for; but these, surely, could not have +much weight for the daughter. This, indeed, must still remain doubtful +and unaccounted for. One presumption, that Gerald was either no +favoured lover or that he was unacquainted with her retreat, might be +drawn from his continued residence at Devereux Court. If he loved +Isora, and knew her present abode, would he not have sought her? Could +he, I thought, live away from that bright face, if once allowed to +behold it? unless, indeed (terrible thought!) there hung over it the +dimness of guilty familiarity, and indifference had been the offspring +of possession. But was that delicate and virgin face, where changes +with every moment coursed each other, harmonious to the changes of the +mind, as shadows in a valley reflect the clouds of heaven!--was that +face, so ingenuous, so girlishly revelant of all,--even of the +slightest, the most transitory, emotion,--the face of one hardened in +deceit and inured to shame? The countenance is, it is true, but a +faithless mirror; but what man that has studied women will not own that +there is, at least while the down of first youth is not brushed away, in +the eye and cheek of zoned and untainted Innocence, that which survives +not even the fruition of a lawful love, and has no (nay, not even a +shadowed and imperfect) likeness in the face of guilt? Then, too, had +any worldlier or mercenary sentiment entered her breast respecting me, +would Isora have flown from the suit of the eldest scion of the rich +house of Devereux? and would she, poor and destitute, the daughter of an +alien and an exile, would she have spontaneously relinquished any hope +of obtaining that alliance which maidens of the loftiest houses of +England had not disdained to desire? Thus confused and incoherent, but +thus yearning fondly towards her image and its imagined purity, did my +thoughts daily and hourly array themselves; and, in proportion as I +suffered common ties to drop from me one by one, those thoughts clung +the more tenderly to that which, though severed from the rich argosy of +former love, was still indissolubly attached to the anchor of its hope. + +It was during this period of revived affection that I received the +following letter from my uncle:-- + + +I thank thee for thy long letter, my dear boy; I read it over three +times with great delight. Ods fish, Morton, you are a sad Pickle, I +fear, and seem to know all the ways of the town as well as your old +uncle did some thirty years ago! 'Tis a very pretty acquaintance with +human nature that your letters display. You put me in mind of little +Sid, who was just about your height, and who had just such a pretty, +shrewd way of expressing himself in simile and point. Ah, it is easy to +see that you have profited by your old uncle's conversation, and that +Farquhar and Etherege were not studied for nothing. + +But I have sad news for thee, my child, or rather it is sad for me to +tell thee my tidings. It is sad for the old birds to linger in their +nest when the young ones take wing and leave them; but it is merry for +the young birds to get away from the dull old tree, and frisk it in the +sunshine,--merry for them to get mates, and have young themselves. Now, +do not think, Morton, that by speaking of mates and young I am going to +tell thee thy brothers are already married; nay, there is time enough +for those things, and I am not friendly to early weddings, nor to speak +truly, a marvellous great admirer of that holy ceremony at any age; for +the which there may be private reasons too long to relate to thee now. +Moreover, I fear my young day was a wicked time,--a heinous wicked time, +and we were wont to laugh at the wedded state, until, body of me, some +of us found it no laughing matter. + +But to return, Morton,--to return to thy brothers: they have both left +me; and the house seems to me not the good old house it did when ye were +all about me; and, somehow or other, I look now oftener at the +churchyard than I was wont to do. You are all gone now,--all shot up +and become men; and when your old uncle sees you no more, and recollects +that all his own contemporaries are out of the world, he cannot help +saying, as William Temple, poor fellow, once prettily enough said, +"Methinks it seems an impertinence in me to be still alive." You went +first, Morton; and I missed you more than I cared to say: but you were +always a kind boy to those you loved, and you wrote the old knight merry +letters, that made him laugh, and think he was grown young again (faith, +boy, that was a jolly story of the three Squires at Button's!), and once +a week comes your packet, well filled, as if you did not think it a task +to make me happy, which your handwriting always does; nor a shame to my +gray hairs that I take pleasure in the same things that please thee! +So, thou seest, my child, that I have got through thy absence pretty +well, save that I have had no one to read thy letters to; for Gerald and +thou are still jealous of each other,--a great sin in thee, Morton, +which I prithee to reform. And Aubrey, poor lad, is a little too rigid, +considering his years, and it looks not well in the dear boy to shake +his head at the follies of his uncle. And as to thy mother, Morton, I +read her one of thy letters, and she said thou wert a graceless +reprobate to think so much of this wicked world, and to write so +familiarly to thine aged relative. Now, I am not a young man, Morton; +but the word aged has a sharp sound with it when it comes from a lady's +mouth. + +Well, after thou hadst been gone a month, Aubrey and Gerald, as I wrote +thee word long since, in the last letter I wrote thee with my own hand, +made a tour together for a little while, and that was a hard stroke on +me. But after a week or two Gerald returned; and I went out in my chair +to see the dear boy shoot,--'sdeath, Morton, he handles the gun well. +And then Aubrey returned alone: but he looked pined and moping, and shut +himself up, and as thou dost love him so, I did not like to tell thee +till now, when he is quite well, that he alarmed me much for him; he is +too much addicted to his devotions, poor child, and seems to forget that +the hope of the next world ought to make us happy in this. Well, +Morton, at last, two months ago, Aubrey left us again, and Gerald last +week set off on a tour through the sister kingdom, as it is called. +Faith, boy, if Scotland and England are sister kingdoms, 'tis a thousand +pities for Scotland that they are not co-heiresses! + +I should have told thee of this news before, but I have had, as thou +knowest, the gout so villanously in my hand that, till t' other day, I +have not held a pen, and old Nicholls, my amanuensis, is but a poor +scribe; and I did not love to let the dog write to thee on all our +family affairs, especially as I have a secret to tell thee which makes +me plaguy uneasy. Thou must know, Morton, that after thy departure +Gerald asked me for thy rooms; and though I did not like that any one +else should have what belonged to thee, yet I have always had a foolish +antipathy to say "No!" so thy brother had them, on condition to leave +them exactly as they were, and to yield them to thee whenever thou +shouldst return to claim them. Well, Morton, when Gerald went on his +tour with thy youngest brother, old Nicholls--you know 'tis a garrulous +fellow--told me one night that his son Hugh--you remember Hugh, a thin +youth and a tall--lingering by the beach one evening, saw a man, wrapped +in a cloak, come out of the castle cave, unmoor one of the boats, and +push off to the little island opposite. Hugh swears by more than yea +and nay that the man was Father Montreuil. Now, Morton, this made me +very uneasy, and I saw why thy brother Gerald wanted thy rooms, which +communicate so snugly with the sea. So I told Nicholls, slyly, to have +the great iron gate at the mouth of the passage carefully locked; and +when it was locked, I had an iron plate put over the whole lock, that +the lean Jesuit might not creep even through the keyhole. Thy brother +returned, and I told him a tale of the smugglers, who have really been +too daring of late, and insisted on the door being left as I had +ordered; and I told him, moreover, though not as if I had suspected his +communication with the priest, that I interdicted all further converse +with that limb of the Church. Thy brother heard me with an +indifferently bad grace; but I was peremptory, and the thing was agreed +on. + +Well, child, the day before Gerald last left us, I went to take leave of +him in his own room,--to tell thee the truth, I had forgotten his +travelling expenses; when I was on the stairs of the tower I heard--by +the Lord I did--Montreuil's voice in the outer room, as plainly as ever +I heard it at prayers. Ods fish, Morton, I was an angered, and I made +so much haste to the door that my foot slipped by the way: thy brother +heard me fall, and came out; but I looked at him as I never looked at +thee, Morton, and entered the room. Lo, the priest was not there: I +searched both chambers in vain; so I made thy brother lift up the +trapdoor, and kindle a lamp, and I searched the room below, and the +passage. The priest was invisible. Thou knowest, Morton, that there is +only one egress in the passage, and that was locked, as I have said +before, so where the devil--the devil indeed--could thy tutor have +escaped? He could not have passed me on the stairs without my seeing +him; he could not have leaped the window without breaking his neck; he +could not have got out of the passage without making himself a current +of air. Ods fish, Morton, this thing might puzzle a wiser man, than +thine uncle. Gerald affected to be mighty indignant at my suspicions; +but, God forgive him, I saw he was playing a part. A man does not write +plays, my child, without being keen-sighted in these little intrigues; +and, moreover, it is impossible I could have mistaken thy tutor's voice, +which, to do it justice, is musical enough, and is the most singular +voice I ever heard,--unless little Sid's be excepted. + +/A propos/ of little Sid. I remember that in the Mall, when I was +walking there alone, three weeks after my marriage, De Grammont and Sid +joined me. I was in a melancholic mood ('sdeath, Morton, marriage tames +a man as water tames mice!)--"Aha, Sir William," cried Sedley, "thou +hast a cloud on thee; prithee now brighten it away: see, thy wife shines +on thee from the other end of the Mall." "Ah, talk not to a dying man +of his physic!" said Grammont (that Grammont was a shocking rogue, +Morton!) "Prithee, Sir William, what is the chief characteristic of +wedlock? is it a state of war or of peace?" "Oh, peace to be sure!" +cried Sedley, "and Sir William and his lady carry with them the emblem." +"How!" cried I; for I do assure thee, Morton, I was of a different turn +of mind. "How!" said Sid, gravely, "why, the emblem of peace is the +/cornucopia/, which your lady and you equitably divide: she carries the +/copia/, and you the /cor/--." Nay, Morton, nay, I cannot finish the +jest; for, after all, it was a sorry thing in little Sid, whom I had +befriended like a brother, with heart and purse, to wound me so +cuttingly; but 'tis the way with your jesters. + +Ods fish, now how I have got out of my story! Well, I did not go back +to my room, Morton, till I had looked to the outside of the iron door, +and seen that the plate was as firm as ever: so now you have the whole +of the matter. Gerald went the next day, and I fear me much lest he +should already be caught in some Jacobite trap. Write me thy advice on +the subject. Meanwhile, I have taken the precaution to have the +trap-door removed, and the aperture strongly boarded over. + +But 'tis time for me to give over. I have been four days on this +letter, for the gout comes now to me oftener than it did, and I do not +know when I may again write to thee with my own hand; so I resolved I +would e'en empty my whole budget at once. Thy mother is well and +blooming; she is, at the present, abstractedly employed in a prodigious +piece of tapestry which old Nicholls informs me is the wonder of all the +women. + +Heaven bless thee, my child! Take care of thyself, and drink +moderately. It is hurtful, at thy age, to drink above a gallon or so at +a sitting. Heaven bless thee again, and when the weather gets warmer, +thou must come with thy kind looks, to make me feel at home again. At +present the country wears a cheerless face, and everything about us is +harsh and frosty, except the blunt, good-for-nothing heart of thine +uncle, and that, winter or summer, is always warm to thee. + + WILLIAM DEVEREUX. + +P. S. I thank thee heartily for the little spaniel of the new breed +thou gottest me from the Duchess of Marlborough. It has the prettiest +red and white, and the blackest eyes possible. But poor Ponto is as +jealous as a wife three years married, and I cannot bear the old hound +to be vexed, so I shall transfer the little creature, its rival, to thy +mother. + + +This letter, tolerably characteristic of the blended simplicity, +penetration, and overflowing kindness of the writer, occasioned me much +anxious thought. There was no doubt in my mind but that Gerald and +Montreuil were engaged in some intrigue for the exiled family. The +disguised name which the former assumed, the state reasons which +D'Alvarez confessed that Barnard, or rather Gerald, had for concealment, +and which proved, at least, that some state plot in which Gerald was +engaged was known to the Spaniard, joined to those expressions of +Montreuil, which did all but own a design for the restoration of the +deposed line, and the power which I knew he possessed over Gerald, whose +mind, at once bold and facile, would love the adventure of the intrigue, +and yield to Montreuil's suggestions on its nature,--these combined +circumstances left me in no doubt upon a subject deeply interesting to +the honour of our house, and the very life of one of its members. +Nothing, however, for me to do, calculated to prevent or impede the +designs of Montreuil and the danger of Gerald, occurred to me. Eager +alike in my hatred and my love, I said, inly, "What matters it whether +one whom the ties of blood never softened towards me, with whom, from my +childhood upwards, I have wrestled as with an enemy, what matters it +whether he win fame or death in the perilous game he has engaged in?" +And turning from this most generous and most brotherly view of the +subject, I began only to think whether the search or the society of +Isora also influenced Gerald in his absence from home. After a +fruitless and inconclusive meditation on that head, my thoughts took a +less selfish turn, and dwelt with all the softness of pity, and the +anxiety of love, upon the morbid temperament and ascetic devotions of +Aubrey. What, for one already so abstracted from the enjoyments of +earth, so darkened by superstitious misconceptions of the true nature of +God and the true objects of His creatures,--what could be anticipated +but wasted powers and a perverted life? Alas! when will men perceive +the difference between religion and priestcraft? When will they +perceive that reason, so far from extinguishing religion by a more gaudy +light, sheds on it all its lustre? It is fabled that the first +legislator of the Peruvians received from the Deity a golden rod, with +which in his wanderings he was to strike the earth, until in some +destined spot the earth entirely absorbed it, and there--and there +alone--was he to erect a temple to the Divinity. What is this fable but +the cloak of an inestimable moral? Our reason is the rod of gold; the +vast world of truth gives the soil, which it is perpetually to sound; +and only where without resistance the soil receives the rod which guided +and supported us will our altar be sacred and our worship be accepted. + + + +CHAPTER X. + +BEING A SHORT CHAPTER, CONTAINING A MOST IMPORTANT EVENT. + +SIR WILLIAM'S letter was still fresh in my mind, when, for want of some +less noble quarter wherein to bestow my tediousness, I repaired to St. +John. As I crossed the hall to his apartment, two men, just dismissed +from his presence, passed me rapidly; one was unknown to me, but there +was no mistaking the other,--it was Montreuil. I was greatly startled; +the priest, not appearing to notice me, and conversing in a whispered +yet seemingly vehement tone with his companion, hurried on and vanished +through the street door. I entered St. John's room: he was alone, and +received me with his usual gayety. + +"Pardon me, Mr. Secretary," said I; "but if not a question of state, do +inform me what you know respecting the taller one of those two gentlemen +who have just quitted you." + +"It is a question of state, my dear Devereux, so my answer must be +brief,--very little." + +"You know who he is?" + +"Yes, a Jesuit, and a marvellously shrewd one: the Abbe Montreuil." + +"He was my tutor." + +"Ah, so I have heard." + +"And your acquaintance with him is positively and /bona fide/ of a state +nature?" + +"Positively and /bona fide/." + +"I could tell you something of him; he is certainly in the service of +the Court at St. Germains, and a terrible plotter on this side the +Channel." + +"Possibly; but I wish to receive no information respecting him." + +One great virtue of business did St. John possess, and I have never +known any statesman who possessed it so eminently: it was the discreet +distinction between friends of the statesman and friends of the man. +Much and intimately as I knew St. John, I could never glean from him a +single secret of a state nature, until, indeed, at a later period, I +leagued myself to a portion of his public schemes. Accordingly I found +him, at the present moment, perfectly impregnable to my inquiries; and +it was not till I knew Montreuil's companion was that celebrated +intriguant, the Abbe Gaultier, that I ascertained the exact nature of +the priest's business with St. John, and the exact motive of the +civilities he had received from Abigail Masham.* Being at last forced, +despairingly, to give over the attempt on his discretion, I suffered St. +John to turn the conversation upon other topics, and as these were not +much to the existent humour of my mind, I soon rose to depart. + + +* Namely, that Count Devereux ascertained the priest's communications +and overtures from the Chevalier. The precise extent of Bolingbroke's +secret negotiations with the exiled Prince is still one of the darkest +portions of the history of that time. That negotiations /were/ carried +on, both by Harley and by St. John, very largely, and very closely, I +need not say that there is no doubt. + + +"Stay, Count," said St. John; "shall you ride to-day?" + +"If you will bear me company." + +"/Volontiers/,--to say the truth, I was about to ask you to canter your +bay horse with me first to Spring Gardens,* where I have a promise to +make to the director; and, secondly, on a mission of charity to a poor +foreigner of rank and birth, who, in his profound ignorance of this +country, thought it right to enter into a plot with some wise heads, and +to reveal it to some foolish tongues, who brought it to us with as much +clatter as if it were a second gunpowder project. I easily brought him +off that scrape, and I am now going to give him a caution for the +future. Poor gentleman, I hear that he is grievously distressed in +pecuniary matters, and I always had a kindness for exiles. Who knows +but that a state of exile may be our own fate! and this alien is sprung +from a race as haughty as that of St. John or of Devereux. The /res +angusta domi/ must gall him sorely!" + + +* Vauxhall. + +"True," said I, slowly. "What may be the name of the foreigner?" + +"Why--complain not hereafter that I do not trust you in state matters--I +will indulge--D'Alvarez--Don Diego,--a hidalgo of the best blood of +Andalusia; and not unworthy of it, I fancy, in the virtues of fighting, +though he may be in those of council. But--Heavens! Devereux--you seem +ill!" + +"No, no! Have you ever seen this man?" + +"Never." + +At this word a thrill of joy shot across me, for I knew St. John's fame +for gallantry, and I was suspicious of the motives of his visit. + +"St. John, I know this Spaniard; I know him well, and intimately. Could +you not commission me to do your errand, and deliver your caution? +Relief from me he might accept; from you, as a stranger, pride might +forbid it; and you would really confer on me a personal and essential +kindness, if you would give me so fair an opportunity to confer kindness +upon him." + +"Very well, I am delighted to oblige you in any way. Take his +direction; you see his abode is in a very pitiful suburb. Tell him from +me that he is quite safe at present; but tell him also to avoid, +henceforth, all imprudence, all connection with priests, plotters, /et +tous ces gens-la, as he values his personal safety, or at least his +continuance in this most hospitable country. It is not from every wood +that we make a Mercury, nor from every brain that we can carve a +Mercury's genius of intrigue." + +"Nobody ought to be better skilled in the materials requisite for such +productions than Mr. Secretary St. John!" said I; "and now, adieu." + +"Adieu, if you will not ride with me. We meet at Sir William Wyndham's +to-morrow." + +Masking my agitation till I was alone, I rejoiced when I found myself in +the open streets. I summoned a hackney-coach, and drove as rapidly as +the vehicle would permit to the petty and obscure suburb to which St. +John had directed me. The coach stopped at the door of a very humble +but not absolutely wretched abode. I knocked at the door. A woman +opened it, and, in answer to my inquiries, told me that the poor foreign +gentleman was very ill,--very ill indeed,--had suffered a paralytic +stroke,--not expected to live. His daughter was with him now,--would +see no one,--even Mr. Barnard had been denied admission. + +At that name my feelings, shocked and stunned at first by the unexpected +intelligence of the poor Spaniard's danger, felt a sudden and fierce +revulsion. I combated it. "This is no time," I thought, "for any +jealous, for any selfish, emotion. If I can serve her, if I can relieve +her father, let me be contented."--"She will see me," I said aloud, and +I slipped some money in the woman's hand. "I am an old friend of the +family, and I shall not be an unwelcome intruder on the sickroom of the +sufferer." + +"Intruder, sir,--bless you, the poor gentleman is quite speechless and +insensible." + +At hearing this I could refrain no longer. Isora's disconsolate, +solitary, destitute condition broke irresistibly upon me, and all +scruple of more delicate and formal nature vanished at once. I ascended +the stairs, followed by the old woman--she stopped me by the threshold +of a room on the second floor, and whispered "/There/!" I paused an +instant,--collected breath and courage, and entered. The room was +partially darkened. The curtains were drawn closely around the bed. By +a table, on which stood two or three phials of medicine, I beheld Isora, +listening with an eager, a /most/ eager and intent face to a man whose +garb betrayed his healing profession, and who, laying a finger on the +outstretched palm of his other hand, appeared giving his precise +instructions, and uttering that oracular breath which--mere human words +to him--was a message of fate itself,--a fiat on which hung all that +makes life life to his trembling and devout listener. Monarchs of +earth, ye have not so supreme a power over woe and happiness as one +village leech! As he turned to leave her, she drew from a most slender +purse a few petty coins, and I saw that she muttered some words +indicative of the shame of poverty, as she tremblingly tended them to +the outstretched palm. Twice did that palm close and open on the paltry +sum; and the third time the native instinct of the heart overcame the +later impulse of the profession. The limb of Galen drew back, and +shaking with a gentle oscillation his capitalian honours, he laid the +money softly on the table, and buttoning up the pouch of his nether +garment, as if to resist temptation, he pressed the poor hand still +extended towards him, and bowing over it with a kind respect for which I +did long to approach and kiss his most withered and undainty cheek, he +turned quickly round, and almost fell against me in the abstracted hurry +of his exit. + +"Hush!" said I, softly. "What hope of your patient?" + +The leech glanced at me meaningly, and I whispered to him to wait for me +below. Isora had not yet seen me. It is a notable distinction in the +feelings, that all but the solitary one of grief sharpen into exquisite +edge the keenness of the senses, but grief blunts them to a most dull +obtuseness. I hesitated now to come forward; and so I stood, hat in +hand, by the door, and not knowing that the tears streamed down my +cheeks as I fixed my gaze upon Isora. She too stood still, just where +the leech had left her, with her eyes fixed upon the ground, and her +head drooping. The right hand, which the man had pressed, had sunk +slowly and heavily by her side, with the small snowy fingers half closed +over the palm. There is no describing the despondency which the +listless position of that hand spoke, and the left hand lay with a like +indolence of sorrow on the table, with one finger outstretched and +pointing towards the phials, just as it bad, some moments before, +seconded the injunctions of the prim physician. Well, for my part, if I +were a painter I would come now and then to a sick chamber for a study. + +At last Isora, with a very quiet gesture of self-recovery, moved towards +the bed, and the next moment I was by her side. If my life depended on +it, I could not write one, no, not /one/ syllable more of this scene. + + + +CHAPTER XI. + +CONTAINING MORE THAN ANY OTHER CHAPTER IN THE SECOND BOOK OF THIS +HISTORY. + +MY first proposal was to remove the patient, with all due care and +gentleness, to a better lodging, and a district more convenient for the +visits of the most eminent physicians. When I expressed this wish to +Isora, she looked at me long and wistfully, and then burst into tears. +"/You/ will not deceive us," said she, "and I accept your kindness at +once,--from /him/ I rejected the same offer." + +"Him?--of whom speak you?--this Barnard, or rather--but I know him!" A +startling expression passed over Isora's speaking face. + +"Know him!" she cried, interrupting me, "you do not,--you cannot!" + +"Take courage, dearest Isora,--if I may so dare to call you,--take +courage: it is fearful to have a rival in that quarter; but I am +prepared for it. This Barnard, tell me again, do you love him?" + +"Love--O God, no!" + +"What then? do you still fear him?--fear him, too, protected by the +unsleeping eye and the vigilant hand of a love like mine?" + +"Yes!" she said falteringly, "I fear for /you/!" + +"Me!" I cried, laughing scornfully, "me! nay, dearest, there breathes +not that man whom you need fear on /my/ account. But, answer me; is +not--" + +"For Heaven's sake, for mercy's sake!" cried Isora, eagerly, "do not +question me; I may not tell you who, or what this man is; I am bound, by +a most solemn oath, never to divulge that secret." + +"I care not," said I, calmly, "I want no confirmation of my knowledge: +this masked rival is my own brother!" + +I fixed my eyes full on Isora while I said this, and she quailed beneath +my gaze: her cheek, her lips, were utterly without colour, and an +expression of sickening and keen anguish was graven upon her face. She +made no answer. + +"Yes!" resumed I, bitterly, "it is my brother,--be it so,--I am +prepared; but if you can, Isora, say one word to deny it." + +Isora's tongue seemed literally to cleave to her mouth; at last with a +violent effort, she muttered, "I have told you, Morton, that I am bound +by oath not to divulge this secret; nor may I breathe a single syllable +calculated to do so,--if I deny one name, you may question me on +more,--and, therefore, to deny one is a breach of my oath. But, +beware!" she added vehemently, "oh! beware how your suspicions--mere +vague, baseless suspicions--criminate a brother; and, above all, +whomsoever you believe to be the real being under this disguised name, +as you value your life, and therefore mine,--breathe not to him a +syllable of your belief." + +I was so struck with the energy with which this was said, that, after a +short pause, I rejoined, in an altered tone,-- + +"I cannot believe that I have aught against life to fear from a +brother's hand; but I will promise you to guard against latent danger. +But is your oath so peremptory that you cannot deny even one name?--if +not, and you /can/ deny this, I swear to you that I will never question +you upon another." + +Again a fierce convulsion wrung the lip and distorted the perfect +features of Isora. She remained silent for some moments, and then +murmured, "My oath forbids me even that single answer: tempt me no more; +now, and forever, I am mute upon this subject." + +Perhaps some slight and momentary anger, or doubt, or suspicion, +betrayed itself upon my countenance; for Isora, after looking upon me +long and mournfully, said, in a quiet but melancholy tone, "I see your +thoughts, and I do not reproach you for them--it is natural that you +should think ill of one whom this mystery surrounds,--one too placed +under such circumstances of humiliation and distrust. I have lived long +in your country: I have seen, for the last few months, much of its +inhabitants; I have studied too the works which profess to unfold its +national and peculiar character: I know that you have a distrust of the +people of other climates; I know that you are cautious and full of +suspicious vigilance, even in your commerce with each other; I know, too +[and Isora's heart swelled visibly as she spoke], that poverty itself, +in the eyes of your commercial countrymen, is a crime, and that they +rarely feel confidence or place faith in those who are unhappy;--why, +Count Devereux, why should I require more of you than of the rest of +your nation? Why should you think better of the penniless and +friendless girl, the degraded exile, the victim of doubt,--which is so +often the disguise of guilt,--than any other, any one even among my own +people, would think of one so mercilessly deprived of all the decent and +appropriate barriers by which a maiden should be surrounded? No--no: +leave me as you found me; leave my poor father where you see him; any +place will do for us to die in." + +"Isora!" I said, clasping her in my arms, "you do not know me yet: had I +found you in prosperity, and in the world's honour; had I wooed you in +your father's halls, and girt around with the friends and kinsmen of +your race,--I might have pressed for more than you will now tell me; I +might have indulged suspicion where I perceived mystery, and I might not +have loved as I love you now! Now, Isora, in misfortune, in +destitution, I place without reserve my whole heart--its trust, its +zeal, its devotion--in your keeping; come evil or good, storm or +sunshine, I am yours, wholly and forever. Reject me if you will, I will +return to you again; and never, never--save from my own eyes or your own +lips--will I receive a single evidence detracting from your purity, or, +Isora,--mine own, own Isora,--may I not add also--from your love?" + +"Too, too generous!" murmured Isora, struggling passionately with her +tears, "may Heaven forsake me if ever I am ungrateful to thee; and +believe--believe, that if love more fond, more true, more devoted than +woman ever felt before can repay you, you shall be repaid!" + +Why, at that moment, did my heart leap so joyously within me?--why did I +say inly,--"The treasure I have so long yearned for is found at last: we +have met, and through the waste of years, we will work together, and +never part again"? Why, at that moment of bliss, did I not rather feel +a foretaste of the coming woe? Oh, blind and capricious Fate, that +gives us a presentiment at one while and withholds it at an other! +Knowledge, and Prudence, and calculating Foresight, what are +ye?--warnings unto others, not ourselves. Reason is a lamp which +sheddeth afar a glorious and general light, but leaveth all that is +around it in darkness and in gloom. We foresee and foretell the destiny +of others: we march credulous and benighted to our own; and like +Laocoon, from the very altars by which we stand as the soothsayer and +the priest, creep forth, unsuspected and undreamt of, the serpents which +are fated to destroy us! + +That very day, then, Alvarez was removed to a lodging more worthy of his +birth, and more calculated to afford hope of his recovery. He bore the +removal without any evident signs of fatigue; but his dreadful malady +had taken away both speech and sense, and he was already more than half +the property of the grave. I sent, however, for the best medical advice +which London could afford. They met, prescribed, and left the patient +just as they found him. I know not, in the progress of science, what +physicians may be to posterity, but in my time they are false witnesses +subpoenaed against death, whose testimony always tells less in favour of +the plaintiff than the defendant. + +Before we left the poor Spaniard's former lodging, and when I was on the +point of giving some instructions to the landlady respecting the place +to which the few articles of property belonging to Don Diego and Isora +were to be moved, Isora made me a sign to be silent, which I obeyed. +"Pardon me," said she afterwards; "but I confess that I am anxious our +next residence should not be known,--should not be subject to the +intrusion of--of this--" + +"Barnard, as you call him. I understand you; be it so!" and accordingly +I enjoined the goods to be sent to my own house, whence they were +removed to Don Diego's new abode and I took especial care to leave with +the good lady no clew to discover Alvarez and his daughter, otherwise +than /through me/. The pleasure afforded me of directing Gerald's +attention to myself, I could not resist. "Tell Mr. Barnard, when he +calls," said I, "that only through Count Morton Devereux will he hear of +Don Diego d'Alvarez and the lady his daughter." + +"I will, your honour," said the landlady; and then looking at me more +attentively, she added: "Bless me! now when you speak, there is a very +strong likeness between yourself and Mr. Barnard." + +I recoiled as if an adder had stung me, and hurried into the coach to +support the patient, who was already placed there. + +Now then my daily post was by the bed of disease and suffering: in the +chamber of death was my vow of love ratified; and in sadness and in +sorrow was it returned. But it is in such scenes that the deepest, the +most endearing, and the most holy species of the passion is engendered. +As I heard Isora's low voice tremble with the suspense of one who +watches over the hourly severing of the affection of Nature and of early +years; and as I saw her light step flit by the pillow which she +smoothed, and her cheek alternately flush and fade, in watching the +wants which she relieved; as I marked her mute, her unwearying +tenderness, breaking into a thousand nameless but mighty cares, and +pervading like an angel's vigilance every--yea, the minutest--course +into which it flowed,--did I not behold her in that sphere in which +woman is most lovely, and in which love itself consecrates its +admiration and purifies its most ardent desires? That was not a time +for our hearts to speak audibly to each other; but we felt that they +grew closer and closer, and we asked not for the poor eloquence of +words. But over this scene let me not linger. + +One morning, as I was proceeding on foot to Isora's, I perceived on the +opposite side of the way Montreuil and Gerald: they were conversing +eagerly; they both saw me. Montreuil made a slight, quiet, and +dignified inclination of the head: Gerald coloured, and hesitated. I +thought he was about to leave his companion and address me; but, with a +haughty and severe air, I passed on, and Gerald, as if stung by my +demeanour, bit his lip vehemently and followed my example. A few +minutes afterwards I felt an inclination to regret that I had not +afforded him an opportunity of addressing me. "I might," thought I, +"have then taunted him with his persecution of Isora, and defied him to +execute those threats against me, in which it is evident, from her +apprehensions for my safety, that he indulged." + +I had not, however, much leisure for these thoughts. When I arrived at +the lodgings of Alvarez, I found that a great change had taken place in +his condition; he had recovered speech, though imperfectly, and +testified a return to sense. I flew upstairs with a light step to +congratulate Isora: she met me at the door. "Hush!" she whispered: "my +father sleeps!" But she did not speak with the animation I had +anticipated. + +"What is the matter, dearest?" said I, following her into another +apartment: "you seem sad, and your eyes are red with tears, which are +not, methinks, entirely the tears of joy at this happy change in your +father." + +"I am marked out for suffering," returned Isora, more keenly than she +was wont to speak. I pressed her to explain her meaning; she hesitated +at first, but at length confessed that her father had always been +anxious for her marriage with this /soi-disant/ Barnard, and that his +first words on his recovery had been to press her to consent to his +wishes. + +"My poor father," said she, weepingly, "speaks and thinks only for my +fancied good; but his senses as yet are only recovered in part, and he +cannot even understand me when I speak of you. 'I shall die,' he said, +'I shall die, and you will be left on the wide world!' I in vain +endeavoured to explain to him that I should have a protector: he fell +asleep muttering those words, and with tears in his eyes." + +"Does he know as much of this Barnard as you do?" said I. + +"Heavens, no!--or he would never have pressed me to marry one so +wicked." + +"Does he know even who he is?" + +"Yes!" said Isora, after a pause; "but he has not known it long." + +Here the physician joined us, and taking me aside, informed me that, as +he had foreboded, sleep had been the harbinger of death, and that Don +Diego was no more. I broke the news as gently as I could to Isora: but +her grief was far more violent than I could have anticipated; and +nothing seemed to cut her so deeply to the heart as the thought that his +last wish had been one with which she had not complied, and could never +comply. + +I pass over the first days of mourning: I come to the one after Don +Diego's funeral. I had been with Isora in the morning; I left her for a +few hours, and returned at the first dusk of evening with some books and +music, which I vainly hoped she might recur to for a momentary +abstraction from her grief. I dismissed my carriage, with the intention +of walking home, and addressing the woman-servant who admitted me, +inquired, as was my wont, after Isora. "She has been very ill," replied +the woman, "ever since the strange gentleman left her." + +"The strange gentleman?" + +Yes, he had forced his way upstairs, despite of the denial the servant +had been ordered to give to all strangers. He had entered Isora's room; +and the woman, in answer to my urgent inquiries, added that she had +heard his voice raised to a loud and harsh key in the apartment; he had +stayed there about a quarter of an hour, and had then hurried out, +seemingly in great disorder and agitation. + +"What description of man was he?" I asked. + +The woman answered that he was mantled from head to foot in his cloak, +which was richly laced, and his hat was looped with diamonds, but +slouched over that part of his face which the collar of his cloak did +not hide, so that she could not further describe him than as one of a +haughty and abrupt bearing, and evidently belonging to the higher ranks. + +Convinced that Gerald had been the intruder, I hastened up the stairs to +Isora. She received me with a sickly and faint smile, and endeavoured +to conceal the traces of her tears. + +"So!" said I, "this insolent persecutor of yours has discovered your +abode, and again insulted or intimidated you. He shall do so no more! +I will seek him to-morrow; and no affinity of blood shall prevent--" + +"Morton, dear Morton!" cried Isora, in great alarm, and yet with a +certain determination stamped upon her features, "hear me! It is true +this man has been here; it is true that, fearful and terrible as he is, +he has agitated and alarmed me: but it was only for you, Morton,--by the +Holy Virgin, it was only for you! 'The moment,' said he, and his voice +ran shiveringly through my heart like a dagger, 'the moment Morton +Devereux discovers who is his rival, that moment his death-warrant is +irrevocably sealed!'" + +"Arrogant boaster!" I cried, and my blood burned with the intense rage +which a much slighter cause would have kindled from the natural +fierceness of my temper. "Does he think my life is at his bidding, to +allow or to withhold? Unhand me, Isora, unhand me! I tell you I will +seek him this moment, and dare him to do his worst!" + +"Do so," said Isora, calmly, and releasing her hold; "do so; but hear me +first: the moment you breathe to him your suspicions you place an +eternal barrier betwixt yourself and me! Pledge me your faith that you +will never, while I live at least, reveal to him--to any one whom you +suspect--your reproach, your defiance, your knowledge--nay, not even +your lightest suspicion--of his identity with my persecutor; promise me +this, Morton Devereux, or I, in my turn, before that crucifix, whose +sanctity we both acknowledge and adore,--that crucifix which has +descended to my race for three unbroken centuries,--which, for my +departed father, in the solemn vow, and in the death-agony, has still +been a witness, a consolation, and a pledge, between the soul and its +Creator,--by that crucifix which my dying mother clasped to her bosom +when she committed me, an infant, to the care of that Heaven which hears +and records forever our lightest word,--I swear that I will never be +yours!" + +"Isora!" said I, awed and startled, yet struggling against the +impression her energy had made upon me, "you know not to what you pledge +yourself, nor what you require of me. If I do not seek out this man, if +I do not expose to him my knowledge of his pursuit and unhallowed +persecution of you, if I do not effectually prohibit and prevent their +continuance, think well, what security have I for your future peace of +mind,--nay, even for the safety of your honour or your life? A man thus +bold, daring and unbaffled in his pursuit, thus vigilant and skilful in +his selection of time and occasion,--so that, despite my constant and +anxious endeavour to meet him in your presence, I have never been able +to do so,--from a man, I say, thus pertinacious in resolution, thus +crafty in disguise, what may you not dread when you leave him utterly +fearless by the license of impunity? Think too, again, Isora, that the +mystery dishonours as much as the danger menaces. Is it meet that my +betrothed and my future bride should be subjected to these secret and +terrible visitations,--visitations of a man professing himself her +lover, and evincing the vehemence of his passion by that of his pursuit? +Isora--Isora--you have not weighed these things; you know not what you +demand of me." + +"I do!" answered Isora; "I do know all that I demand of you; I demand of +you only to preserve your life." + +"How," said I, impatiently, "cannot my hand preserve my life? and is it +for you, the daughter of a line of warriors, to ask your lover and your +husband to shrink from a single foe?" + +"No, Morton," answered Isora. "Were you going to battle, I would gird +on your sword myself; were, too, this man other than he is, and you were +about to meet him in open contest, I would not wrong you, nor degrade +your betrothed, by a fear. But I know my persecutor well,--fierce, +unrelenting,--dreadful in his dark and ungovernable passions as he is, +he has not the courage to confront you: I fear not the open foe, but the +lurking and sure assassin. His very earnestness to avoid you, the +precautions he has taken, are alone sufficient to convince you that he +dreads personally to oppose your claim or to vindicate himself." + +"Then what have I to fear?" + +"Everything! Do you not know that from men, at once fierce, crafty, and +shrinking from bold violence, the stuff for assassins is always made? +And if I wanted surer proof of his designs than inference, his oath--it +rings in my ears now--is sufficient. 'The moment Morton Devereux +discovers who is his rival, that moment his death-warrant is irrevocably +sealed.' Morton, I demand your promise; or, though my heart break, I +will record my own vow." + +"Stay--stay," I said, in anger, and in sorrow: "were I to promise this, +and for my own safety hazard yours, what could you deem me?" + +"Fear not for me, Morton," answered Isora; "you have no cause. I tell +you that this man, villain as he is, ever leaves me humbled and abased. +Do not think that in all times, and all scenes, I am the foolish and +weak creature you behold me now. Remember that you said rightly I was +the daughter of a line of warriors; and I have that within me which will +not shame my descent." + +"But, dearest, your resolution may avail you for a time; but it cannot +forever baffle the hardened nature of a man. I know my own sex, and I +know my own ferocity, were it once aroused." + +"But, Morton, you do not know me," said Isora, proudly, and her face, as +she spoke, was set, and even stern: "I am only the coward when I think +of you; a word--a look of mine--can abash this man; or, if it could not, +I am never without a weapon to defend myself, or--or--" Isora's voice, +before firm and collected, now faltered, and a deep blush flowed over +the marble paleness of her face. + +"Or what?" said I, anxiously. + +"Or thee, Morton!" murmured Isora, tenderly, and withdrawing her eyes +from mine. + +The tone, the look that accompanied these words, melted me at once. I +rose,--I clasped Isora to my heart. + +"You are a strange compound, my own fairy queen; but these lips, this +cheek, those eyes, are not fit features for a heroine." + +"Morton, if I had less determination in my heart, I could not love you +so well." + +"But tell me," I whispered, with a smile, "where is this weapon on which +you rely so strongly?" + +"Here!" answered Isora, blushingly; and, extricating herself from me, +she showed me a small two-edged dagger, which she wore carefully +concealed between the folds of her dress. I looked over the bright, +keen blade, with surprise, and yet with pleasure, at the latent +resolution of a character seemingly so soft. I say with pleasure, for +it suited well with my own fierce and wild temper. I returned the +weapon to her, with a smile and a jest. + +"Ah!" said Isora, shrinking from my kiss, "I should not have been so +bold, if I only feared danger for myself." + +But if, for a moment, we forgot, in the gushings of our affection, the +object of our converse and dispute, we soon returned to it again. Isora +was the first to recur to it. She reminded me of the promise she +required; and she spoke with a seriousness and a solemnity which I found +myself scarcely able to resist. + +"But," I said, "if he ever molest you hereafter; if again I find that +bright cheek blanched, and those dear eyes dimmed with tears; and I know +that, in my own house, some one has dared thus to insult its queen,--am +I to be still torpid and inactive, lest a dastard and craven hand should +avenge my assertion of your honour and mine?" + +"No, Morton; after our marriage, whenever that be, you will have nothing +to apprehend from him on the same ground as before; my fear for you, +too, will not be what it is now; your honour will be bound in mine, and +nothing shall induce me to hazard it,--no, not even your safety. I have +every reason to believe that, after that event, he will subject me no +longer to his insults: how, indeed, can he, under your perpetual +protection? or, for what cause should he attempt it, if he could? I +shall be then yours,--only and ever yours; what hope could, therefore, +then nerve his hardihood or instigate his intrusions? Trust to me at +that time, and suffer me to--nay, I repeat, promise me that I may--trust +in you now!" + +What could I do? I still combated her wish and her request; but her +steadiness and rigidity of purpose made me, though reluctantly, yield to +them at last. So sincere, and so stern, indeed, appeared her +resolution, that I feared, by refusal, that she would take the rash oath +that would separate us forever. Added to this, I felt in her that +confidence which, I am apt to believe, is far more akin to the latter +stages of real love than jealousy and mistrust; and I could not believe +that either now, or, still less after our nuptials, she would risk aught +of honour, or the seemings of honour, from a visionary and superstitious +fear. In spite, therefore, of my deep and keen interest in the thorough +discovery of this mysterious persecution; and, still more, in the +prevention of all future designs from his audacity, I constrained myself +to promise her that I would on no account seek out the person I +suspected, or wilfully betray to him by word or deed my belief of his +identity with Barnard. + +Though greatly dissatisfied with my self-compulsion, I strove to +reconcile myself to its idea. Indeed, there was much in the peculiar +circumstances of Isora, much in the freshness of her present affliction, +much in the unfriended and utter destitution of her situation, that, +while on the one hand, it called forth her pride, and made stubborn that +temper which was naturally so gentle and so soft; on the other hand, +made me yield even to wishes that I thought unreasonable, and consider +rather the delicacy and deference due to her condition, than insist upon +the sacrifices which, in more fortunate circumstances, I might have +imagined due to myself. Still more indisposed to resist her wish and +expose myself to its penalty was I, when I considered her desire was the +mere excess and caution of her love, and when I felt that she spoke +sincerely when she declared that it was only for me that she was the +coward. Nevertheless, and despite all these considerations, it was with +a secret discontent that I took my leave of her, and departed homeward. + +I had just reached the end of the street where the house was situated, +when I saw there, very imperfectly, for the night was extremely dark, +the figure of a man entirely enveloped in a long cloak, such as was +commonly worn by gallants in affairs of secrecy or intrigue; and, in the +pale light of a single lamp near which he stood, something like the +brilliance of gems glittered on the large Spanish hat which overhung his +brow. I immediately recalled the description the woman had given me of +Barnard's dress, and the thought flashed across me that it was he whom I +beheld. "At all events," thought I, "I may confirm my doubts, if I may +not communicate them, and I may watch over her safety if I may not +avenge her injuries." I therefore took advantage of my knowledge of the +neighbourhood, passed the stranger with a quick step, and then, running +rapidly, returned by a circuitous route to the mouth of a narrow and +dark street, which was exactly opposite to Isora's house. Here I +concealed myself by a projecting porch, and I had not waited long before +I saw the dim form of the stranger walk slowly by the house. He passed +it three or four times, and each time I thought--though the darkness +might deceive me--that he looked up to the windows. He made, however, +no attempt at admission, and appeared as if he had no other object than +that of watching by the house. Wearied and impatient at last, I came +from my concealment. "I may /confirm/ my suspicions," I repeated, +recurring to my oath, and I walked straight towards the stranger. + +"Sir," I said very calmly, "I am the last person in the world to +interfere with the amusements of any other gentleman; but I humbly opine +that no man can parade by this house upon so very cold a night, without +giving just ground for suspicion to the friends of its inhabitants. I +happen to be among that happy number; and I therefore, with all due +humility and respect, venture to request you to seek some other spot for +your nocturnal perambulations." + +I made this speech purposely prolix, in order to have time fully to +reconnoitre the person of the one I addressed. The dusk of the night, +and the loose garb of the stranger, certainly forbade any decided +success to this scrutiny; but methought the figure seemed, despite of my +prepossessions, to want the stately height and grand proportions of +Gerald Devereux. I must own, however, that the necessary inexactitude +of my survey rendered this idea without just foundation, and did not by +any means diminish my firm impression that it was Gerald whom I beheld. +While I spoke, he retreated with a quick step, but made no answer. I +pressed upon him: he backed with a still quicker step; and when I had +ended, he fairly turned round, and made at full speed along the dark +street in which I had fixed my previous post of watch. I fled after +him, with a step as fleet as his own: his cloak encumbered his flight; I +gained upon him sensibly; he turned a sharp corner, threw me out, and +entered into a broad thoroughfare. As I sped after him, Bacchanalian +voices burst upon my ear, and presently a large band of those young men +who, under the name of Mohawks, were wont to scour the town nightly, +and, sword in hand, to exercise their love of riot under the disguise of +party zeal, became visible in the middle of the street. Through them my +fugitive dashed headlong, and, profiting by their surprise, escaped +unmolested. I attempted to follow with equal speed, but was less +successful. "Hallo!" cried the foremost of the group, placing himself +in my way. + +"No such haste! Art Whig or Tory? Under which king, Bezonian? speak or +die!" + +"Have a care, Sir," said I, fiercely, drawing my sword. + +"Treason, treason!" cried the speaker, confronting me with equal +readiness. "Have a care, indeed! have /at thee/." + +"Ha!" cried another, "'tis a Tory; 'tis the Secretary's popish friend, +Devereux: pike him, pike him." + +I had already run my opponent through the sword arm, and was in hopes +that this act would intimidate the rest, and allow my escape; but at the +sound of my name and political bias, coupled with the drawn blood of +their confederate, the patriots rushed upon me with that amiable fury +generally characteristic of all true lovers of their country. Two +swords passed through my body simultaneously, and I fell bleeding and +insensible to the ground. When I recovered I was in my own apartments, +whither two of the gentler Mohawks had conveyed me: the surgeons were by +my bedside; I groaned audibly when I saw them. If there is a thing in +the world I hate, it is in any shape the disciples of Hermes; they +always remind me of that Indian people (the Padaei, I think) mentioned +by Herodotus, who sustained themselves by devouring the sick. "All is +well," said one, when my groan was heard. "He will not die," said +another. "At least not till we have had more fees," said a third, more +candid than the rest. And thereupon they seized me and began torturing +my wounds anew, till I fainted away with the pain. However, the next +day I was declared out of immediate danger; and the first proof I gave +of my convalescence was to make Desmarais discharge four surgeons out of +five: the remaining one I thought my youth and constitution might enable +me to endure. + +That very evening, as I was turning restlessly in my bed, and muttering +with parched lips the name of "Isora," I saw by my side a figure covered +from head to foot in a long veil, and a voice, low, soft, but thrilling +through my heart like a new existence, murmured, "She is here!" + +I forgot my wounds; I forgot my pain and my debility; I sprang upwards: +the stranger drew aside the veil from her countenance, and I beheld +Isora! + +"Yes!" said she, in her own liquid and honeyed accents, which fell like +balm upon my wound and my spirit, "yes, she whom /you/ have hitherto +tended is come, in her turn, to render some slight but woman's services +to you. She has come to nurse, and to soothe, and to pray for you, and +to be, till you yourself discard her, your hand-maid and your slave!" + +I would have answered, but raising her finger to her lips, she arose and +vanished; but from that hour my wound healed, my fever slaked, and +whenever I beheld her flitting round my bed, or watching over me, or +felt her cool fingers wiping the dew from my brow, or took from her hand +my medicine or my food, in those moments, the blood seemed to make a new +struggle through my veins, and I felt palpably within me a fresh and +delicious life--a life full of youth and passion and hope--replace the +vaguer and duller being which I had hitherto borne. + +There are some extraordinary incongruities in that very mysterious thing +/sympathy/. One would imagine that, in a description of things most +generally interesting to all men, the most general interest would be +found; nevertheless, I believe few persons would hang breathless over +the progressive history of a sick-bed. Yet those gradual stages from +danger to recovery, how delightfully interesting they are to all who +have crawled from one to the other! and who, at some time or other in +his journey through that land of diseases--civilized life--has not taken +that gentle excursion? "I would be ill any day for the pleasure of +getting well," said Fontenelle to me one morning with his usual +/naivete/; but who would not be ill for the more pleasure of being ill, +if he could be tended by her whom he most loves? + +I shall not therefore dwell upon that most delicious period of my +life,--my sick bed, and my recovery from it. I pass on to a certain +evening in which I heard from Isora's lips the whole of her history, +save what related to her knowledge of the real name of one whose +persecution constituted the little of romance which had yet mingled with +her innocent and pure life. That evening--how well I remember it!--we +were alone; still weak and reduced, I lay upon the sofa beside the +window, which was partially open, and the still air of an evening in the +first infancy of spring came fresh, and fraught as it were with a +prediction of the glowing woods and the reviving verdure, to my cheek. +The stars, one by one, kindled, as if born of Heaven and Twilight, into +their nightly being; and, through the vapour and thick ether of the +dense city, streamed their most silent light, holy and pure, and +resembling that which the Divine Mercy sheds upon the gross nature of +mankind. But, shadowy and calm, their rays fell full upon the face of +Isora, as she lay on the ground beside my couch, and with one hand +surrendered to my clasp, looked upward till, as she felt my gaze, she +turned her cheek blushingly away. There was quiet around and above us; +but beneath the window we heard at times the sounds of the common earth, +and then insensibly our hands knit into a closer clasp, and we felt them +thrill more palpably to our hearts; for those sounds reminded us both of +our existence and of our separation from the great herd of our race! + +What is love but a division from the world, and a blending of two souls, +two immortalities divested of clay and ashes, into one? it is a severing +of a thousand ties from whatever is harsh and selfish, in order to knit +them into a single and sacred bond! Who loves hath attained the +anchorite's secret; and the hermitage has become dearer than the world. +O respite from the toil and the curse of our social and banded state, a +little interval art thou, suspended between two eternities,--the Past +and the Future,--a star that hovers between the morning and the night, +sending through the vast abyss one solitary ray from heaven, but too far +and faint to illumine, while it hallows the earth! + +There was nothing in Isora's tale which the reader has not already +learned or conjectured. She had left her Andalusian home in her early +childhood, but she remembered it well, and lingeringly dwelt over it in +description. It was evident that little, in our colder and less genial +isle, had attracted her sympathy, or wound itself into her affection. +Nevertheless, I conceive that her naturally dreamy and abstracted +character had received from her residence and her trials here much of +the vigour and the heroism which it now possessed. Brought up alone, +music, and books--few, though not ill-chosen, for Shakspeare was one, +and the one which had made upon her the most permanent impression, and +perhaps had coloured her temperament with its latent but rich hues of +poetry--constituted her amusement and her studies. + +But who knows not that a woman's heart finds its fullest occupation +within itself? There lies its real study, and within that narrow orbit, +the mirror of enchanted thought reflects the whole range of earth. +Loneliness and meditation nursed the mood which afterwards, with Isora, +became love itself. But I do not wish now so much to describe her +character as to abridge her brief history. The first English stranger +of the male sex whom her father admitted to her acquaintance was +Barnard. This man was, as I had surmised, connected with him in certain +political intrigues, the exact nature of which she did not know. I +continue to call him by a name which Isora acknowledged was fictitious. +He had not, at first, by actual declaration, betrayed to her his +affections: though, accompanied by a sort of fierceness which early +revolted her, they soon became visible. On the evening in which I had +found her stretched insensible in the garden, and had myself made my +first confession of love, I learned that he had divulged to her his +passion and real name; that her rejection had thrown him into a fierce +despair; that he had accompanied his disclosure with the most terrible +threats against me, for whom he supposed himself rejected, and against +the safety of her father, whom he said a word of his could betray; and +her knowledge of his power to injure us--/us/--yes, Isora then loved me, +and then trembled for my safety! had terrified and overcome her; and +that in the very moment in which my horse's hoofs were heard, and as the +alternative of her non-compliance, the rude suitor swore deadly and sore +vengeance against Alvarez and myself, she yielded to the oath he +prescribed to her,--an oath that she would never reveal the secret he +had betrayed to her, or suffer me to know who was my real rival. + +This was all that I could gather from her guarded confidence; he heard +the oath and vanished, and she felt no more till she was in my arms; +then it was that she saw in the love and vengeance of my rival a barrier +against our union; and then it was that her generous fear for me +conquered her attachment, and she renounced me. Their departure from +the cottage so shortly afterwards was at her father's choice and at the +instigation of Barnard, for the furtherance of their political projects; +and it was from Barnard that the money came which repaid my loan to +Alvarez. The same person, no doubt, poisoned her father against me, for +henceforth Alvarez never spoke of me with that partiality he had +previously felt. They repaired to London: her father was often absent, +and often engaged with men whom she had never seen before; he was +absorbed and uncommunicative, and she was still ignorant of the nature +of his schemings and designs. + +At length, after an absence of several weeks, Barnard reappeared, and +his visits became constant; he renewed his suit to her father as well as +herself. Then commenced that domestic persecution, so common in this +very tyrannical world, which makes us sicken to bear, and which, had +Isora been wholly a Spanish girl, she, in all probability, would never +have resisted: so much of custom is there in the very air of a climate. +But she did resist it, partly because she loved me,--and loved me more +and more for our separation,--and partly because she dreaded and +abhorred the ferocious and malignant passions of my rival, far beyond +any other misery with which fortune could threaten her. "Your father +then shall hang or starve!" said Barnard, one day in uncontrollable +frenzy, and left her. He did not appear again at the house. The +Spaniard's resources, fed, probably, alone by Barnard, failed. From +house to house they removed, till they were reduced to that humble one +in which I had found them. There, Barnard again sought them; there, +backed by the powerful advocate of want, he again pressed his suit, and +at that exact moment her father was struck with the numbing curse of his +disease. "There and then," said Isora, candidly, "I might have yielded +at last, for my poor father's sake, if you had not saved me." + +Once only (I have before recorded the time) did Barnard visit her in the +new abode I had provided for her, and the day after our conversation on +that event Isora watched and watched for me, and I did not come. From +the woman of the house she at last learned the cause. "I forgot," she +said timidly,--and in conclusion, "I forgot womanhood, and modesty, and +reserve; I forgot the customs of your country, the decencies of my own; +I forgot everything in this world, but you,--you suffering and in +danger; my very sense of existence seemed to pass from me, and to be +supplied by a breathless, confused, and overwhelming sense of impatient +agony, which ceased not till I was in your chamber, and by your side! +And--now, Morton, do not despise me for not having considered more, and +loved you less." + +"Despise you!" I murmured, and I threw my arms around her, and drew her +to my breast. I felt her heart beat against my own: those hearts spoke, +though our lips were silent, and in their language seemed to say, "We +are united now, and we will not part." + +The starlight, shining with a mellow and deep stillness, was the only +light by which we beheld each other: it shone, the witness and the +sanction of that internal voice, which we owned, but heard not. Our +lips drew closer and closer together, till they met! and in that kiss +was the type and promise of the after ritual which knit two spirits into +one. Silence fell around us like a curtain, and the eternal Night, with +her fresh dews and unclouded stars, looked alone upon the compact of our +hearts,--an emblem of the eternity, the freshness, and the unearthly +though awful brightness of the love which it hallowed and beheld! + + + + + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DEVEREUX, BY LYTTON, BOOK II. *** + +********* This file should be named 7625.txt or 7625.zip ********* + +Corrected EDITIONS of our eBooks get a new NUMBER, b053w11.txt +VERSIONS based on separate sources get new LETTER, b053w10a.txt + +This eBook was produced by Dagny, + and David Widger, + +Project Gutenberg eBooks are often created from several printed +editions, all of which are confirmed as Public Domain in the US +unless a copyright notice is included. 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