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+<div style='text-align:center'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 75853 ***</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_i"></a>[i]</span></p>
+
+<h1><i>Memories of an Old Etonian<br>
+1860-1912</i></h1>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_ii"></a>[ii]</span></p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_iii"></a>[iii]</span></p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp53" id="illus01" style="max-width: 31.25em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus01.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>The Rev. D. Hornby, Provost of Eton.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>Frontispiece.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_iv"></a>[iv]</span></p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_v"></a>[v]</span></p>
+
+<div style="border-bottom: double black; margin: auto; width: 25em;">
+
+<p class="titlepage larger"><i><span class="smcap">Memories of an Old<br>
+Etonian</span> :: 1860-1912</i></p>
+
+<p class="center"><i>By George Greville <span class="smaller">:: Author of “Society Recollections<br>
+in Paris and Vienna” and “More Society Recollections.”</span></i></p>
+
+</div>
+
+<figure class="figcenter titlepage illowp50" id="tp-deco" style="max-width: 6.25em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/tp-deco.jpg" alt="">
+</figure>
+
+<p class="titlepage"><i>WITH 22 ILLUSTRATIONS<br>
+ON ART PAPER</i></p>
+
+<p class="titlepage"><i>LONDON: HUTCHINSON &amp; CO.</i><br>
+<i>:: :: PATERNOSTER ROW :: ::</i></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_vi"></a>[vi]</span></p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_vii"></a>[vii]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CONTENTS">CONTENTS</h2>
+
+</div>
+
+<table class="contents">
+ <tr>
+ <td></td>
+ <td class="tdpg smaller">PAGE</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER I.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_I">1</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Early Recollections—Thackeray—The Princess Liegnitz—The
+ Austrian Bandmaster—Society at Homburg—Frankfurt—Goethe
+ and Beethoven—A Racing Coincidence</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER II.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_II">18</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>An Adventure in the Oden Wald—The Coiners of the Black
+ Forest—Kirchhofer’s School</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER III.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_III">27</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Brussels—Ostend—General Sir John Douglas—Spa—“Captain
+ Arthy”—Boulogne</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER IV.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_IV">40</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>A Painting by Romney—Hunter’s School at Kineton—Corporal
+ Punishment—A Sporting Parson—My Schoolfellows at Kineton—The
+ Warre-Malets—Lord Charleville</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER V.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_V">54</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>My Mother’s Recollections—The Cercle des Patineurs—Patti—Our
+ <i>Appartement</i> in the Rue d’Albe</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER VI.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_VI">63</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>I go to Eton—New Boy Baiting—My House Master—Mr. James’s
+ “Jokes”—My Room at Eton—Some Eton Masters—A Disorderly
+ Form—Lacaita’s Silk Hat—“Billy” Portman<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_viii"></a>[viii]</span></td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER VII.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_VII">80</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>An Amusing Incident—Lady Caroline Murray—An Anecdote of
+ Queen Victoria—Lord Rossmore’s Wager—The Match at the
+ Wall—Practical Jokes—Some Boys at James’s</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER VIII.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_VIII">94</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Athletic Sports at Eton—A “Scrap”—Lord Newlands—An
+ Old Boy on Eton of To-day</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER IX.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_IX">103</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Lady Grace Stopford—Tipperary in 1870—Robbed at Punchestown
+ Races—I get my own back</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER X.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_X">110</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Dieppe under Prussian Rule—A Toilette by Worth—A Confirmed
+ Gambler</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XI.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XI">116</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Princess von Metternich—The Lady of the Luxembourg
+ Gardens</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XII.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XII">123</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Bonn—An Anecdote of Beethoven—The King’s Hussars—The
+ Howard Vyses—A German Professor on England—Domesticated
+ Habits of German Girls—Professor Delbrück</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XIII.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIII">136</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Countess Czerwinska—The Countess Broel Plater—Mlle. de
+ Laval—The Duchesse de Grammont—An Absent-Minded
+ Gentleman—Dusauty, the Fencing Master—The Marquis of
+ Anglesey—Charming Venezuelans—Miss Fanny Parnell</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XIV.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIV">155</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Captain Howard Vyse—An Anecdote of Paganini—New Hats
+ for Old Ones—Albert Bingham—Baron Alphonse de Rothschild—Madame
+ Alice Kernave—Gambetta</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XV.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XV">168</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>My First Night at Mess—Life at Shorncliffe—The Charltons<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_ix"></a>[ix]</span></td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XVI.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVI">175</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>An N.C.O. of the Old School—Major Blewett—Captain Byron—Sandhurst</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XVII.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVII">183</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>I sail for India—Kandy—Dangerous Playmates—I arrive at
+ Murree</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XVIII.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVIII">190</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>My Brother-Officers—“The Oyster”—In High Society—Our
+ Menagerie</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XIX.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIX">198</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>A Subalterns’ Court-Martial—A Terrible Experience—High
+ Mess-bills</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XX.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XX">205</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Sialkote—Amateur Theatricals—An Ingenious Thief—Death
+ of Albert Phipps—Agra—Voyage to England</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XXI.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXI">217</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Baroness James Édouard de Rothschild—At Carlsbad—Transferred
+ to the 3rd Battalion</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XXII.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXII">222</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>My Brother-Officers—A <i>Mésalliance</i>—Christy Minstrels and
+ Tobogganing</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XXIII.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXIII">229</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Sarah Bernhardt in <i>Phèdre</i>—Vienna and Buda-Pesth</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XXIV.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXIV">233</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Percy Hope-Johnstone—A “Special” to Aldershot—A Costume-Ball
+ at Folkestone</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XXV.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXV">238</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Oppenheims—St. James’s and Winchester—The Colonel and
+ Beauclerk</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XXVI.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXVI">244</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Paris Again—Eccentricities of Captain “Rabelais”—A Fire in
+ Barracks—A Trying Inspection<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_x"></a>[x]</span></td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XXVII.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXVII">252</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Madrid and Cordova—Seville—General von Goeben and the Bull-fight—A
+ View from the Alhambra—I rejoin my Regiment</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">CHAPTER XXVIII.</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXVIII">262</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>I meet Byron Again—I endeavour to Exchange—Basil Montgomery—My
+ Illness—Why I was not Placed on Half-pay</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"></td>
+ </tr>
+</table>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_xi"></a>[xi]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="LIST_OF_ILLUSTRATIONS">LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
+
+</div>
+
+<table>
+ <tr>
+ <td></td>
+ <td class="tdpg smaller" colspan="2">PAGE</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Rev. D. Hornby, Provost of Eton</td>
+ <td class="tdpg" colspan="2"><a href="#illus01"><i>Frontispiece</i></a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Mrs. Ronalds</td>
+ <td><i>Facing&nbsp;p.</i></td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus02">2</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Mrs. R. C. Kemys-Tynte, of Halswell (now Mrs. Rawlins, mother of Lord Wharton)</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus03">3</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Author’s Father</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus04">6</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Author’s Mother</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus05">12</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Author’s Daughter</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus06">20</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Author’s Mother</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus07">40</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>C. D. Williamson, at Eton with the Author</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus08">50</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Miss Mabel Warre-Malet</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus09">51</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Author</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus10">62</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Charles Balfour, at Eton with the Author</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus11">80</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Miss Minnie Balfour, sister of Hilda, Lady de Clifford</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus12">81</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>W. H. Onslow, aged 13, afterwards Lord Onslow</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus13">82</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Hon. Emily Cathcart, Maid of Honour to Queen Victoria</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus14">83</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Henry Hooker Walker, at Eton with the Author</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus15">90</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Hon. J. W. Lowther, present Speaker of the House of Commons</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus16">91</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Duke of Rutland</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus17">98</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The Author’s Father</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus18">144</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Madame Alice Kernave</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus19">164</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>The late Earl of Berkeley</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus20">165</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Miss Augusta Charlton</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus21">172</a></td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>Miss Ida Charlton</td>
+ <td class="tdc">”</td>
+ <td class="tdpg"><a href="#illus22">173</a></td>
+ </tr>
+</table>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_1"></a>[1]</span></p>
+
+<h1>MEMORIES OF AN OLD ETONIAN,<br>
+1860-1912</h1>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_I">CHAPTER I</h2>
+
+<p class="hanging">Early Recollections—Thackeray—The Princess Liegnitz—The Austrian Bandmaster—Society
+at Homburg—Frankfurt—Goethe and Beethoven—A
+Racing Coincidence</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>It happened so long ago, and I was so very young at
+the time—not more than five or six years old—that
+I should be almost tempted to believe that it was all a
+dream, were it not for certain incidents which made an
+unforgettable impression upon my childish imagination.
+The scene was the Hôtel de Russie at Frankfurt-on-the-Main;
+the occasion the birthday of King William I. of
+Prussia, afterwards Emperor of Germany. The spacious
+grand staircase of the hôtel was brilliantly lighted, and
+a red velvet carpet was laid down on the steps leading
+to the first floor. Up these steps came a succession of
+Ministers and generals, some in scarlet and gold lace, with
+the attila, heavily embroidered with gold lace and edged
+with brown fur, falling loosely over the left shoulder. Whenever
+an Austrian general, in his white uniform with scarlet
+facings and red trousers with deep gold lace stripe down
+the side, appeared, my heart, for some unknown reason,
+seemed to beat with delight. How I came to be there I
+don’t quite know, but I can remember my surprise when
+I saw the big chandelier which hung over the staircase
+being lighted in broad daylight, and the red blinds near
+the entrance being drawn down, which gave me a curious<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_2"></a>[2]</span>
+impression, making me feel almost as though I were present
+at a funeral. It was, however, merely done to create a
+more imposing effect.</p>
+
+<p>A great silence pervaded the whole of the Hôtel de
+Russie; no one but royal servants stood by the front door;
+and the only sound which I can recollect was the clinking
+of the sword worn by a general in full uniform as he mounted
+the red-carpeted stairs. On approaching a door on the
+first floor, the general or Minister gave his name in a
+mysterious whisper, when, after a few seconds, the door
+was opened, and I heard a kind of buzzing noise, as of
+several persons talking at once in low tones. Then I
+can remember that, after a long interval, which seemed
+hours to me, the mysterious folding-doors were thrown wide
+open, and a veritable kaleidoscope of colour presented itself
+to my wondering eyes. It was the effect of the various
+uniforms worn by the Ministers and generals, as they
+emerged <i>en masse</i> from the room and began to descend the
+staircase, talking loudly as they passed.</p>
+
+<p>Soon afterwards, when they had all taken their departure,
+the brilliant lights were lowered, and silence again descended
+on the hôtel. That is all I can remember, and of what
+became of me afterwards I have no recollection. That
+afternoon remains in my memory like a fairy-tale, and so
+comical did it appear to me, that I have often thought of
+it since. There was something so mysterious about the
+way each Minister and general entered that door after
+whispering his name; and then the buzz of conversation,
+which was distinctly audible during the few seconds the
+door stood open, to be succeeded by an almost death-like
+silence.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp45" id="illus02" style="max-width: 18.75em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus02.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>Mrs. Ronalds.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 2.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp56" id="illus03" style="max-width: 23.4375em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus03.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>Mrs. R. C. Kemys-Tynte, of Halswell (now Mrs.
+Rawlins, mother of Lord Wharton).</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 3.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>I can remember, just about this time, being alone in an
+immense salon with six windows, all of which overlooked
+the Zeil, one of the principal streets in Frankfurt. At either
+extremity of this room stood a big stove of white porcelain,
+and its walls were decorated with large pictures. One of
+these pictures represented the capture of Troy. The town
+was in flames, and a huge, grey wooden horse stood in the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_3"></a>[3]</span>
+foreground, with a hole in its side from which soldiers
+were emerging and descending a ladder supported against
+the horse’s flank. This was one of my favourite pictures
+in the room. Another represented the Cyclopes, with their
+one eye in the centre of their forehead, engaged in heating
+an iron bar in a furnace. I remember that I used frequently
+to contemplate this picture and wonder what it all meant,
+and if the Cyclopes really existed and where they lived.
+At night, it used rather to frighten me, particularly when I
+was left alone in the room, which frequently happened at
+this time. Another picture represented Venus, with Cupid
+aiming one of his arrows at her. This rather pleased me.
+I did not know then the mischief wrought by Cupid’s
+arrows, and, in my innocence, was simple enough to believe
+that Venus was an angel of love; and I pitied her for being
+struck by one of Cupid’s arrows, which, in another picture
+in the room, had penetrated her bosom, causing a stream
+of blood to trickle down the alabaster whiteness of her
+body. The room had two large chandeliers, but when I
+was alone in it, only one of them was lighted.</p>
+
+<p>I can remember once, during the daytime, while looking
+out of the window, I saw some Prussian Hussars, in their
+dark-blue uniforms trimmed with silver lace, riding past.
+One of the horses shied at something, and its rider fell
+heavily, which caused a great crowd to assemble. I don’t
+know what happened afterwards; it was just one of those
+things that I saw as though in a dream.</p>
+
+<p>I recollect on one occasion occupying the bedroom and
+sleeping in the bed used by the King of Prussia when he
+visited Frankfurt. This room was very gorgeously furnished,
+the walls being draped with dark-blue satin, while
+the bed had a canopy surrounded by heavy curtains of
+blue silk.</p>
+
+<p>So far as I can remember, it must have been some months
+after this that I spent an evening in the room where the
+King of Prussia’s birthday-fête had been held. It was then
+occupied by the late Mrs. Ronalds, a lovely woman, quite
+young, with the most glorious smile one could possibly<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_4"></a>[4]</span>
+imagine and most beautiful teeth. Her face was perfectly
+divine in its loveliness; her features small and exquisitely
+regular. Her hair was of a dark shade of brown—<i>châtain
+foncé</i>—and very abundant. I was in Mrs. Ronalds’s care
+on this occasion, and I can still see her before me as she was
+then, and remember that she spoke with a slight American
+accent. The late Captain Frederick Dorrien, of the 1st
+Life Guards, an old Etonian and a very handsome man,
+whom Queen Victoria called “her handsome lieutenant,”
+after inquiring his name when he rode beside her carriage
+one day in full uniform, came to pay Mrs. Ronalds a visit
+that evening; and I can still remember her singing in a very
+beautiful voice, which everyone praised enthusiastically,
+and also a tiny watch set in brilliants, and always very
+much admired, which she wore on her finger.</p>
+
+<p>I used to be taken occasionally to the Zoological Gardens
+at Frankfurt, where a Prussian military band played on
+Sunday afternoons, and I took a fancy to what I thought
+was a large dog. I used to stroke it, and it often licked
+my hand after I had fed it with biscuits and seemed to
+know me. One day, however, to my surprise, I saw it put
+into the same cage as the wolves, and learned that it was
+a wolf, which had been placed for a time in a cage by itself.
+I still felt a great wish to stroke it, but was not allowed to
+do so.</p>
+
+<p>Whether it was some months later or some months earlier
+than this I cannot say, for, with a child, such things as
+time and space are of no account, which brings a child
+nearer to the Divinity than grown-up people. I can only
+recall giving my hand, when at Homburg vor der Höhe, to
+what seemed to me an elderly gentleman, who often took
+me across the garden of the Kurhaus and up the steps of
+the Kursaal into the restaurant, where, seated at a buffet,
+was a stout, pleasant-looking old lady, who always greeted
+me affectionately and gave me, at the gentleman’s request,
+my favourite fruit, nectarines and <i>amandes vertes</i>. I can
+remember how kind this gentleman always was to me,
+taking me constantly for walks in the garden of the Kurhaus,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_5"></a>[5]</span>
+and always holding me by the hand. The name of the
+pleasant old lady was Madame Chevet, a Parisienne, to
+whom the restaurant at the Kurhaus belonged, and the
+gentleman, who was a great friend of my parents, was
+Thackeray, the author of “Vanity Fair.” I can remember
+nothing else about him, except that he appeared to be very
+devoted to me.<a id="FNanchor_1" href="#Footnote_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a></p>
+
+<p>I used to wear white frocks with lace and embroidery,
+some of which had been given to my mother for me by
+H.R.H. the Duchess of Gloucester, when my mother’s
+aunt, Lady Caroline Murray, was lady-in-waiting to Her
+Royal Highness.<a id="FNanchor_2" href="#Footnote_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a> I used at that time to be dressed like<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_6"></a>[6]</span>
+a girl, with my hair in long, dark-brown ringlets, and on
+one occasion my mother took me up to a very plain English
+lady in the grounds of the Kursaal, when the latter exclaimed:
+“What a pretty boy? He is more like a girl!”
+Then, turning to me, she said: “My dear, will you allow
+me to kiss you?” “Yes,” I answered, and, holding up
+my bare arm, I added: “Kiss my elbow.” My mother
+tried to persuade me to allow the lady to kiss me, but
+I only cried and said: “Oh! not my face, only my elbow!”</p>
+
+<p>One day, I remember, I was playing in the grounds of the
+Kursaal with a large india-rubber ball with two little girls,
+when a lady called them away, saying to the little girls,
+who were her daughters: “You must not play with a boy
+when you don’t know who he is.” That same evening, the
+Countess of Desart, who was lady-in-waiting to Queen
+Victoria, was dining at Madame Chevet’s restaurant at the
+Kurhaus with my parents, and, happening to hear of what
+had occurred to me in the morning, said to my mother:
+“I will pay that woman out for her insolence. She is a
+nobody, and only the wife of a Law lord.” When Lady
+C——, the mother of the two little girls, arrived for dinner
+at the Kurhaus, the countess purposely did not rise to
+enter the dining-room for a very long time, which annoyed
+Lady C—— immensely, as she dared not enter the dining-room
+until the countess had risen from her seat to do so.
+At dinner the countess said to Lady C: “I can understand
+how careful you have to be about whom your girls
+play with, as you don’t quite know how to discriminate
+between common children and others.” Lady C——
+blushed crimson, but did not venture to make any reply.<a id="FNanchor_3" href="#Footnote_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_7"></a>[7]</span>
+The Countess of Desart maintained quite a princely establishment
+at Homburg, having a French chef at her villa
+and a number of English servants, with carriages and
+horses besides.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp48" id="illus04" style="max-width: 28.125em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus04.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>The Author’s Father.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 6.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>Among my father’s friends then at Homburg was Sir
+Edward Hutchinson, whom the Prince Consort said was
+the handsomest man in England. His brother, General
+Coote Hutchinson, was also at Homburg. He had been a
+colonel at six-and-twenty, and was for many years the
+youngest general in the English Army.</p>
+
+<p>At Homburg we lived in a villa on the Unter Promenade,
+in which the Princess Liegnitz, the morganatic wife of
+Frederick III. of Prussia, also resided. I can remember
+so well a box of toys representing various animals which
+the Princess gave me, and also the Princess and her daughter
+driving up to the villa one day when I was walking with
+my father, when he made me go and speak to them. My
+father afterwards gave me a beautiful bouquet of red roses,
+which I took to Princess Liegnitz’s salon, at which she
+seemed pleased, and, when she thanked me for them, gave
+me a kiss. King William of Prussia often visited his
+father’s widow at the villa, where the Princess held a
+regular Court, and was treated as though she were Queen
+of Prussia, even by the King. When he met me in the
+grounds, His Majesty often gave me bonbons, and usually
+kissed me. I had at that time a very pretty English nurse,
+and King William was well known to be a great admirer
+of pretty faces. My pride was somewhat wounded when I
+was told that His Majesty’s attentions to me may have been
+due in a very great measure to the attractions of my nurse.</p>
+
+<p>When the Princess Liegnitz left Homburg, great preparations
+were made at the villa for the Duc de Morny,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_8"></a>[8]</span>
+who intended to come and stay there. But before he left
+Paris for Homburg he was suddenly taken ill and died.
+His death caused a great sensation everywhere, and his
+servants, who had already arrived at the villa, went away
+at once and returned to Paris.</p>
+
+<p>Once a fortnight, on Sunday, an Austrian military band
+used to come from Rastatt to play in the grounds of the
+Kursaal. It played both in the afternoon and evening,
+and people sat on the lawns, enjoying the very fine music.
+Sometimes the Prussian military band came from Frankfurt,
+on which occasions I invariably used to cry. I sometimes
+sat with my parents on a Sunday on the lawns. Count
+Perponcher, Oberst-Hofmeister to the King of Prussia,<a id="FNanchor_4" href="#Footnote_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a>
+the Countess of Desart, Sir Frederick Slade and his family,
+or other friends, generally sat with them. Count Perponcher
+was a most agreeable and distinguished-looking
+man, and a great admirer of the Countess of Desart. The
+latter was not only a great beauty, but had a certain
+“grand air” about her, which is, as a rule, only to be
+found amongst the old nobility.</p>
+
+<p>One day, when the Austrian military band was playing,
+my nurse and I had our early dinner at the Hôtel de
+l’Europe. Opposite to us, sitting at the <i>table d’hôte</i>, was
+the bandmaster Jeschko, with a very pretty woman seated
+on either side of him. I noticed that he was making love
+to both of them, and said to my nurse:</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_9"></a>[9]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Look at the Austrian bandmaster: he has two such
+pretty wives!”</p>
+
+<p>“You silly boy, why do you talk such nonsense?”
+answered my nurse.</p>
+
+<p>“But he is making love to both, and so they are to him,”
+I persisted.</p>
+
+<p>“You should not look at people you don’t know; they
+may be his sisters.”</p>
+
+<p>“I am sure they are not, for look at papa and his sisters.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, whatever they may be, it is not for a child like
+you to ask about them. I’ve no doubt that one is the
+gentleman’s wife and the other his sister.”</p>
+
+<p>“Couldn’t they both be his wives?”</p>
+
+<p>“No; such a thing would not be allowed.”</p>
+
+<p>I continued to gaze at this handsome man, with his very
+long, fair moustache, highly curled. He seemed so good-looking
+in his white uniform with its pink facings, and the
+two ladies kept stroking his hands on the table and looking
+with admiration into his blue eyes. They both addressed
+him as “<i>Du</i>,” and appeared so very fond of him, that I
+said to myself that I could quite understand these girls
+being in love with him, as he was so handsome. The white
+uniform and the fine military appearance of this Austrian
+bandmaster at table no doubt greatly impressed my childish
+imagination, as I had never seen any one like him before,
+while his fair companions were both excessively pretty and
+dressed in the most charming confections imaginable. It
+was a sight which, when I grew older, never faded from
+my memory, while many other events, perhaps of far greater
+importance, were entirely obliterated. Stilgebauer, a very
+celebrated modern German author, who wrote “Love’s
+Inferno,” says: “Only that which we do not wish to, or
+may not, remember is over; everything else is ours and
+never over or lost to us.”</p>
+
+<p>At Homburg, when the Austrian military band played,
+the grounds at night were illuminated with red, white and
+blue lights, and the fireworks were the admiration of the
+whole world, as M. Blanc spared no expense whatever.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_10"></a>[10]</span>
+This, indeed, he could well afford to do, in view of the
+immense profits he derived from the gaming-tables.</p>
+
+<p>There was at Homburg in those days a young French girl
+of noble family, who was about thirteen years of age and
+very lovely, with a beautiful complexion. She was always
+exquisitely dressed, usually in white tulle with a great deal
+of lace, and was admired by everyone. This youthful beauty
+used to play a game of forfeits in a ring with some boys,
+who always arranged as a forfeit for the girl that she should
+kiss them. One day, when I was about seven years old,
+the children invited me to play with them. I did so, and
+was kissed by the little girl, at which I was much ashamed,
+as, though I rather liked being kissed by her, I was
+decidedly bashful when the operation was performed in the
+presence of so many people. And so, when I was asked to
+play again, I refused. This young lady often got her lovely
+white dress torn to shreds by the rough boys who played
+with her, but she went on playing every day all the same.</p>
+
+<p>I remember once travelling by train with my father from
+Homburg to Frankfurt, when Goldschmid, a wealthy Jewish
+banker with red hair, who was in the same compartment,
+went fast to sleep. My father told me he was going to have
+some fun with him, and was pretending to take away his
+watch and chain, when Goldschmid suddenly woke up and
+exclaimed:—</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Gott, wirklich ich dachte Sie hätten meine Uhr weggenommen!</i>”</p>
+
+<p>He was evidently under the impression that my father
+had evil intentions, and it was not for some time afterwards
+that he could understand that it was only a joke. Goldschmid,
+many years afterwards, was ruined by his own
+brother, and committed suicide by drowning himself in
+the Main. They were cent. per cent. Jew moneylenders
+and bankers, who helped to ruin many English people in
+those days at Homburg.</p>
+
+<p>I can well recollect seeing my father on one occasion in conversation
+with Garcia, a dark, good-looking Italian, who had
+several times broken the bank at Homburg by his high play.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_11"></a>[11]</span>
+He had begun his gambling operations when quite a poor
+man. I can also recollect Madame Kisilieff, who was a great
+gambler in those days, and was a good deal with my parents
+at Homburg. She was an immensely wealthy Russian lady
+of noble birth, who lived there <i>en grand luxe</i>.</p>
+
+<p>The English colony at Homburg during the gambling days
+was very different from what it is now. There was more
+youth and beauty to be seen there and more of the aristocracy;
+whereas to-day more old people and wealthy <i>parvenus</i> go to
+Homburg during the season. Chevet’s Restaurant, though
+dreadfully expensive, was excellent; while the modern
+German one, though also dear, is not especially good.</p>
+
+<p>I cannot recollect what year it was, but I can remember
+the Railway King, Hudson, taking another boy named
+Jeffreys and myself, whom I afterwards met at Eton, to
+dine with him at Chevet’s Restaurant, where he regaled us
+with every kind of luxury that the place could provide. My
+mother once told me a story about Mrs. Hudson, which she
+had heard from her father:—</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Hudson one day received a visit from the Duke of
+Wellington, whom she saw arrive, accompanied by a well-dressed
+and very distinguished-looking man, who remained
+outside when the Duke entered the house. Presently it
+came on to rain heavily.</p>
+
+<p>“I will ask your friend up out of the rain,” said Mrs.
+Hudson to the Duke.</p>
+
+<p>The Duke replied that the man was his servant; but
+Mrs. Hudson, who could not bring herself to believe that
+such an aristocratic-looking person could be the servant
+even of the Duke of Wellington, and thought that the latter
+was joking, insisted on the man being shown upstairs.</p>
+
+<p>My grandfather’s brother-in-law, General the Hon. Sir
+George Cathcart, was A.D.C. to the Duke of Wellington at
+Waterloo, and was second-in-command to Lord Raglan in
+the Crimea, where he was killed at Inkermann. He was my
+godfather, and I often heard my father say that he always
+had a cigar in his mouth, even in action. Once he was asked
+by the authorities at the War Office how long he required<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_12"></a>[12]</span>
+to get ready for active service. His answer was that he
+was ready to go anywhere at twenty-four hours’ notice.</p>
+
+<p>My parents, one year, lived at the Hôtel de Russie at
+Frankfurt, going to Homburg in the evenings. There was
+a Baron von Neii, an Austrian major of dragoons, staying
+at the “Russie.” He was married to an Englishwoman, but
+they had no children, and, taking a great fancy to me, he
+wanted to adopt me and give me the right to bear his name
+and title, which is frequently done in Austria. He and his
+wife lived afterwards at Beaulieu, near Nice, where they
+had a charming villa with a beautiful rose-garden, where I
+have been to see them in more recent years.</p>
+
+<p>Baron von Neii told me that there was once an Englishman,
+a Major Isaacson, in his regiment, who could not speak
+two words of the Hungarian language. Nevertheless, he
+contrived to retain his place in the regiment for many years,
+being always prompted when he had to give orders by a
+sergeant. One day, however, during an inspection by a
+general, the sergeant happened to be away, with the consequence
+that the poor officer was perfectly helpless, and,
+after calling out several wrong words of command, was
+detected and placed on half-pay.</p>
+
+<p>There were at this time at Homburg two Misses Lee
+Willing, nieces of the famous General Lee, of the Southerners.
+One was a great beauty, who, it was reported, had received
+innumerable offers of marriage, from a prince downwards,
+but had refused them all. She was called the “Destroying
+Angel,” because she had been the cause of so many duels
+being fought on her account. She was constantly in the
+company of my parents, and, many years later, we met her
+again in Paris. So far as I can remember, she could never
+decide to take a husband, and died in Paris while still a
+great beauty.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp50" id="illus05" style="max-width: 29.6875em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus05.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>The Author’s Mother.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 12.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>Her cousin, Willing Lee Magruder, had been with the Emperor
+Maximilian of Mexico at the time he was shot by his
+revolted subjects, and only escaped a similar fate by the
+skin of his teeth. His sister was lady-in-waiting to the
+Empress Charlotte of Mexico, and, after the Emperor’s<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_13"></a>[13]</span>
+death, the brother and sister occasionally dined with us
+in Paris, and we often met them in later years in Paris
+society. When leaving Mexico, Magruder and his sister
+were shipwrecked, and he told me that they passed several
+hours in the sea clinging to a plank. At night they were
+rescued by a passing ship, almost exhausted by hunger,
+thirst and fatigue. His sister never quite recovered from
+the shock to her system, and suffered much from a nervous
+complaint ever afterwards.</p>
+
+<p>I can remember that, while at the Hôtel de Russie, my
+mother used constantly to be reading French novels, which,
+during her absences at Homburg, my French nurse used
+to get hold of. I was particularly interested in <i>la Reine
+Margot</i> and <i>le Chevalier de Maison Rouge</i>, by Alexandre
+Dumas <i>père</i>, which delighted me more than any other
+books. I read “Joseph Andrews,” which my father bought
+for me, but he told me that he thought I was not quite old
+enough to appreciate or even to understand most of it.</p>
+
+<p>I used always to be much interested in the Eschenheimer
+Thor at Frankfurt, as at the top of it there was a tiny iron
+flag, in which nine holes were pierced, representing the figure
+nine. The story about this flag is that a certain poacher,
+who had been arrested and condemned to death for shooting
+deer, was offered a pardon, if he could put nine bullets into
+the flag in such a way as to form the figure nine. This he
+succeeded in doing, and was set at liberty.</p>
+
+<p>When you looked at the flag this seemed hardly credible;
+it was so tiny, and the nine was so wonderfully pierced.
+The Eschenheimer Thor has since disappeared to make room
+for the so-called improvements of Frankfurt.</p>
+
+<p>I can remember being taken to the celebrated Römer at
+Frankfurt, where the Emperors of Germany were formerly
+crowned. The Kaisersaal, where the coronation used to
+take place, was an immense room, containing portraits of the
+different Emperors. I was much interested in Karl I., and
+still more in Rudolph von Hapsburg, the ancestor of the
+present Emperor of Austria, and I also took particular note
+of those of Günther von Schwarzburg and Maximilian I.,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_14"></a>[14]</span>
+as I was very fond of German history. The coronation room
+was beautifully decorated, the walls and doors being sumptuously
+gilded. On the latter were represented several
+children, wearing royal crowns and garments of gold, which
+pleased me very much.</p>
+
+<p>Another time, I was taken by my French nurse, so far as
+I can remember, to see Dannecker’s celebrated statue of
+Ariadne, and was somewhat startled at finding myself in a
+perfectly dark room, in which you could only see a red velvet
+curtain facing you. Soon, however, the curtain was drawn
+back, when a perfectly white statue of a nude woman riding
+upon a lion appeared before us. The woman was exquisitely
+formed, and was reclining indolently upon the animal’s
+back. A rose-coloured light was thrown upon the statue,
+which made its hue all the more dazzling, and it revolved
+slowly on its axis, so as to display the lovely form of the
+woman to better advantage. I was glad that it was dark,
+for I fancied that I should have felt more awkward if anyone
+had seen me. As it was, I blushed crimson, and was
+pleased to get into the street. All the same, I have never
+forgotten this lovely statue and the rose-coloured light
+employed to show off its beauty.</p>
+
+<p>I went to the Jewish quarter, where the old tumbledown
+house in which the Rothschilds had once lived<a id="FNanchor_5" href="#Footnote_5" class="fnanchor">[5]</a> was pointed
+out to me, but it was such a dirty quarter of the town that
+I never returned there. I once visited the Synagogue, and
+was surprised to see all the men wearing their hats. It
+made me think of the time of Christ, and that with certain
+Jews very little had altered since those days. I wondered<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_15"></a>[15]</span>
+why such men as Goldschmid at Homburg were allowed to
+carry on their villainous trade with Christians.</p>
+
+<p>The new theatre at Frankfurt is a very fine building, in
+which there is a statue of Goethe, which is greatly admired.
+An amusing anecdote is related of Goethe, who was born
+at Frankfurt. One day he and Beethoven were walking
+together, and many people who met them raised their hats.
+“How tiresome it often is to be recognized by so many
+persons!” complained Goethe. To which Beethoven replied
+somewhat maliciously: “Perhaps it is me they are
+greeting.”</p>
+
+<p>Speaking of Goethe, the celebrated Austrian poet Grillparzer
+says:—</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Schiller geht nach oben, Goethe kommt von oben.</i>
+His characters usually say everything beautiful that can
+be said about a subject, and for nothing in the world
+would I care to miss any of the beautiful speeches in <i>Tasso</i>
+and <i>Iphigenia</i>, but they are not dramatic. That is why
+Goethe’s plays are so charming to read and so bad to act.
+However much we may think of Goethe, the fact remains
+that his <i>Wanderjahre</i> is no work, the second part of <i>Faust</i>
+no poem, the maxims of the last period no lyrics. Goethe
+may be a greater poet, and no doubt is; but Schiller is a
+greater possession for the nation, which requires vivid
+impressions in our sickly times. Goethe’s Wilhelm Meister
+and Philine Sarto and the Countess have all distinct and
+artistically well-formed characters, though they are all in
+danger of being condemned as without any character. This
+fate they share with Hamlet and Phèdre, with King Lear
+and Richard II.; perhaps also with Macbeth and Othello.
+The <i>Wahlverwandtschaften</i> is a great masterpiece. In knowledge
+of humanity, wisdom, sentiment and poetic strain it
+has not its equal in any literature. With the exception of
+those produced by Goethe in his youth, his works were not
+popular with the nation, and the great respect shown him
+was the result of the admiration which his masterpieces of
+the past had aroused.”</p>
+
+<p>Frederick the Great said of Goethe: “His early works<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_16"></a>[16]</span>
+are too natural, and his late ones too artificial. Besides,
+he is an immoral poet. Fallen girls are his favourite
+characters.” A very true saying of Frederick the Great
+is: “A court of justice which pronounces an unjust
+sentence is worse than a band of murderers.” Frederick
+was always a great admirer of Voltaire, and one of his
+famous sayings is: “<i>Unsere Unsterblichkeit ist, den
+Menschen Wohlthaten zu erweisen</i>.” (“Our immortality
+consists in performing good deeds to mankind.”)</p>
+
+<p>In recent years I went to the celebrated Palmen Garden
+in Frankfurt, where the palm-trees are all from the late
+Duke of Nassau’s beautiful palace at Biebrich. I went
+there with an English lady to an afternoon concert. My
+companion remarked how ordinary all the people looked
+compared with those one saw at a concert at Vienna, and
+drew my attention to a table at which sat four men dressed
+in very shabby, old-fashioned clothes. I was anxious to
+remain and hear the concert out, but was afraid the lady
+might decide to leave early, owing to the little interest she
+appeared to find in the audience. So I said at random:—</p>
+
+<p>“You are quite right, but with regard to the men sitting
+at that table, I should not be surprised if they were millionaires.”</p>
+
+<p>She laughed and seemed to be much amused at the
+idea, and a waiter coming up just at that moment with
+some coffee and cakes we had ordered, I asked him if
+he knew who the four men were. He replied at once:—</p>
+
+<p>“They are four millionaires.”</p>
+
+<p>I may mention that I had never seen these men before
+in my life, and was only staying at Frankfurt two days.</p>
+
+<p>At Franzenbad, from which I had just come, I had a
+singular experience. On entering the Kursaal one Saturday
+afternoon a programme of the music was handed me. The
+piece which was being played was a polka, by Edward Strauss,
+called <i>Con Amore</i>, and I noticed that each of the eight
+pieces on the programme contained a letter of this name.
+I took this as a kind of presentiment, and the same day telegraphed
+to a bookmaker named Hörner, in the Krugerstrasse<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_17"></a>[17]</span>
+at Vienna, to back the horse of this name running in the
+principal event in the Baden races the following Sunday.
+He duly executed my commission, and the horse won,
+though it did not start favourite. I won very little, however,
+as the odds were not as long as I had expected. The programme
+of the concert at Franzensbad was as follows:—</p>
+
+<table>
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc" colspan="3">Saturday, 25th June, 1904. Kurhaus, 4 p.m.</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>1.</td>
+ <td>Wiedermann Marsch</td>
+ <td>Oelschlegel.</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>2.</td>
+ <td>Ouverture, Oberon</td>
+ <td>Weber.</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>3.</td>
+ <td>Ballerinen Walzer</td>
+ <td>Weinberger.</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>4.</td>
+ <td>Potpourri aus Obersteiger</td>
+ <td>Zeller.</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>5.</td>
+ <td>Con Amore Polka</td>
+ <td>Ed. Strauss.</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>6.</td>
+ <td>Ouverture, Belagerung von Corinth</td>
+ <td>Rossini.</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>7.</td>
+ <td>Am Spinnrad</td>
+ <td>Eilenberg.</td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>8.</td>
+ <td>Frisch heran Galop</td>
+ <td>Johann Strauss.</td>
+ </tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>The Hôtel de Russie, in those days, occupied the site of
+the present Post Office. It was originally a palace, and the
+rooms were magnificent, particularly those reserved for the
+King of Prussia, which my parents occupied for a time, as
+did Mrs. Ronalds. Otherwise, this suite of rooms was
+always kept for the King of Prussia when he cared to visit
+Frankfurt, which His Majesty often did, staying there
+usually some time. The proprietor of the Hôtel de Russie
+was a certain Herr Ried, and, on his death, it was purchased
+by the Drexel brothers, who are now wine-merchants of
+some celebrity in Frankfurt.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_18"></a>[18]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_II">CHAPTER II</h2>
+
+<p class="center">An Adventure in the Oden Wald—The Coiners of the Black
+Forest—Kirchhofer’s School</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>When I was seven years old, my parents left me at a
+school in Frankfurt, kept by Herr Kirchhofer, a
+good-looking, fair-haired man of thirty-five. He was married
+and had an only son named August, who in later years
+entered the Austrian Army, and got terribly into debt when
+a lieutenant. His father paid his debts, but after he married
+he got into further trouble, and ended by shooting himself,
+while still quite young. During my stay at this school I
+spoke nothing but German all day, with the exception of a
+little French occasionally, and, in consequence, completely
+forgot the English language for the time being.</p>
+
+<p>One day, Herr Kirchhofer told one of the assistant masters,
+Herr Wolf, a young man of five-and-twenty, that he might
+take six of the boys, of whom I was one, for a three days’ excursion
+in the Oden Wald. We started at five o’clock in the
+morning and walked for some hours, when I became so tired
+that I could go no farther. So Close, an English boy of
+eighteen, who was going into the Austrian Army, and
+another boy, a German, carried me on a kind of camp-stool
+a long way.</p>
+
+<p>When we got to the Oden Wald, we wandered about
+collecting plants, which Herr Wolf required for his lessons in
+botany. Then, after dining at an inn, we started again,
+with the intention of reaching a village which the master
+knew by name. On the way we passed a small village,
+where a man offered to take charge of me, and I was very<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_19"></a>[19]</span>
+much afraid our master would leave me with him. I begged
+him not to do so, and was greatly relieved when he said:</p>
+
+<p>“You don’t think I should be so foolish? Why, the
+man might run off with you.”</p>
+
+<p>Some time afterwards, it began to grow quite dark, and
+Herr Wolf became much alarmed, as we had completely lost
+our way in the forest. However, we saw some lights in the
+distance, and walked on until we came to a small village,
+where there was a house which purported to be an inn,
+though all its windows were broken and mended with pieces
+of newspaper.</p>
+
+<p>Herr Wolf entered this uninviting hostelry and inquired
+if we could have one large room to sleep in, as he told Close
+and another big boy, a German, that he was afraid that
+we might possibly be murdered in the night, if we were
+separated. I may here mention that, in those days, some
+parts of the Oden Wald were infested by gangs of robbers,
+and instances were known of people being given beds which
+revolved in the night and precipitated their unfortunate
+occupants into pits beneath the floor.</p>
+
+<p>The inn-keeper, a sinister-looking personage, with his face
+almost entirely covered with hair, said that he had not a
+room large enough to accommodate our whole party, but
+that we could have two rooms. Herr Wolf asked if they
+were near each other, to which the man replied that one
+was upstairs, but the other on the ground floor. The master,
+looking much annoyed, asked to see the rooms, and, after
+inspecting them, inquired if Close had a revolver with him.
+The latter said he had not, though he had brought a sword-stick.
+But another boy, an American, called Sydney
+Chapin, exclaimed:—</p>
+
+<p>“I have a loaded revolver with me.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s famous!” replied Herr Wolf. “Then you must
+give it me, for I will occupy the room on the ground floor
+with George, and you others must sleep upstairs.”</p>
+
+<p>The master then took the revolver, and told Close that
+he must take charge of the other boys in the room
+upstairs.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_20"></a>[20]</span></p>
+
+<p>When this had been arranged, we all entered the so-called
+dining-room, a large room, with whitewashed walls. Its
+windows, like all the rest in the house, were broken and
+patched with newspapers; the ceiling was so low that you
+could almost touch it with your hands, and crossed by large
+beams. In one part of this room, four rough-looking men
+were playing cards and drinking beer out of mugs. They
+were in their shirt sleeves, with sleeves tucked up to the
+elbow, displaying very muscular arms, while their shirts,
+open at the neck, showed their naked chests covered with
+hair. Although it was summer and excessively hot, all of
+them wore fur caps.</p>
+
+<p>They were playing by the glimmer of a solitary tallow
+candle, which was the only light in the room, and when we
+took our seats with our master at another table, we found
+ourselves almost in the dark. Presently, our supper was
+brought us, consisting of cold meat and mugs of beer, and
+Herr Wolf asked for a candle. The inn-keeper muttered
+sullenly that he had none.</p>
+
+<p>“What! Have you no light of any description?” asked
+the master.</p>
+
+<p>“No, I have just told you so,” was the reply.</p>
+
+<p>Herr Wolf was visibly alarmed, but Close whispered to
+him:—</p>
+
+<p>“I have a box of matches.”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Gott sei dank!</i>” exclaimed the other.</p>
+
+<p>After some whispered instructions to Close, the master
+rose from the table, when I observed the card-players casting
+surreptitious glances in our direction, although they pretended
+to be absorbed in their game. Herr Wolf then
+took me through the darkness into the bedroom on the
+ground floor, the gloom of which was partially relieved by
+a slight glimmer from the moon, which penetrated through
+the broken window. He struck a match, and, having shown
+me my bed, which stood near the window, told me to undress
+and go to bed. I did as he told me, and he then said that
+he was going upstairs to see after the other boys.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp50" id="illus06" style="max-width: 29.6875em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus06.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>The Author’s Daughter.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 20.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>While I lay in bed, I heard some noisy women passing the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_21"></a>[21]</span>
+window. One of them put her head through one of the
+broken panes, and, on seeing me in bed, burst out laughing.
+Afterwards there was a dead silence, only interrupted occasionally
+by the loud oaths of the men playing cards in the
+dining-room, who appeared to be disputing about some
+money which had changed hands. The noise they made
+was becoming louder and louder, when I heard the door
+open, and Herr Wolf entered and inquired if I were asleep.
+He then went out again, saying that he would return later.
+The noise made by the gamblers then appeared to cease,
+and my weariness overcoming my fears, I suddenly dropped
+off to sleep.</p>
+
+<p>Early in the morning I awoke, and saw Herr Wolf dressing
+himself. I hardly knew where I was, when, on seeing that
+I was awake, he said:—</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Du bist famos geschlafen, George.</i>”</p>
+
+<p>After I had dressed, he told me to come with him into the
+dining-room, where all the others were gathered, and, after
+taking some coffee and black bread, we left the inn. Soon
+afterwards, Herr Wolf told the boys that he had never been
+so alarmed in his life, and that he was quite positive that
+if the men at the inn had not known that some of the boys
+were armed, we should most probably have been murdered
+for the sake of our clothes and the money we had about us.
+He added that he had not slept a wink all night, as he knew
+what sort of men he had to deal with, and that they were of
+the very lowest type imaginable and capable of committing
+any crime to obtain a few groschen.</p>
+
+<p>At the time of which I am speaking, there were so many
+murders perpetrated near Homburg, owing to the gambling
+which went on there, that the police never knew whether
+they had really to deal with a suicide or a murder. The
+Oden Wald had then quite as bad a reputation as the Black
+Forest, which was infested by whole gangs of robbers and
+murderers. Herr Wolf told us a story of a man who, having
+lost his way in the Oden Wald, put up for the night at a
+small inn near a village, where they gave him some coffee
+before he went to bed. He could not sleep, and in the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_22"></a>[22]</span>
+middle of the night he got up, lighted a candle and began
+examining a picture opposite his bed, which represented a
+man wearing a Rembrandt hat with a long feather. Gradually,
+it seemed to him that the feather was becoming shorter;
+soon he could see only a part of the hat, and then merely the
+face. The man, thinking that there must be something
+wrong with him, jumped out of bed and approached the
+picture, which he found was exactly as when he had first
+seen it. But, on looking at his bed, he perceived that the
+baldachin over the four-poster was suspended by a chain
+from above the ceiling, and was gradually working its way
+downwards. An examination of the moving baldachin
+revealed the fact that it was made of massive iron, beneath
+which he would infallibly have been crushed to death.
+Dressing in all haste, and holding a pistol which he had
+about him ready to fire in case of need, the destined victim
+left the room and stealthily descended the stairs. By good
+fortune he met no one, and letting himself out of the house,
+made his way to Homburg, where he informed the police
+of the murderous trap which had been laid for him. It was
+evident that the coffee which he had drank overnight had
+been drugged; but, most providentially for him, the drug
+had had the contrary effect to that intended, and had kept
+him awake, instead of sending him to sleep.</p>
+
+<p>Herr Wolf told us other stories of the Black Forest, in
+which there were inns with revolving beds, which upset the
+persons who occupied them into pits beneath the floor,
+where the heavy fall generally killed them at once; and
+Baron Vogelsang, a good-looking Bavarian boy, with blue
+eyes and curly brown hair, related the following anecdote:</p>
+
+<p>During the time of the great Napoleon,<a id="FNanchor_6" href="#Footnote_6" class="fnanchor">[6]</a> the Emperor<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_23"></a>[23]</span>
+sent on one of his aides-de-camp to Germany with important
+despatches. This A.D.C. had to traverse the Black Forest,
+and on arriving as evening was falling at a certain country
+house, asked if he could be accommodated for the night. A
+room was given him, but, at the same time, he was warned
+that the house was haunted, and, sure enough, in the middle
+of the night a ghost duly put in an appearance. The Frenchman,
+who had no belief in the supernatural, promptly
+snatched up a pistol and levelled it at the spectre, who
+thereupon vanished. The A.D.C. then hurried to the spot
+where the ghost had first appeared, when the floor suddenly
+gave way beneath him, and he fell what seemed a great
+distance. For the moment he was stunned by the fall,
+and, on recovering his senses, found himself surrounded by a
+number of men, who were debating whether they should
+kill him. He, however, explained who he was, and showed
+them the despatches from Napoleon of which he was the
+bearer; and the men, fearing the vengeance of the Emperor,
+should the crime they were meditating ever be discovered,
+agreed to set him at liberty, on condition that he would take
+an oath to say nothing of what had happened to him in that
+house. They then told him that they were coiners, and that
+they killed everyone who slept at the house, but that they
+usually frightened so many away by tales that very few
+people cared to stop there. The Frenchman took the oath
+demanded of him, and was set at liberty so soon as day came.
+Years afterwards, he received a magnificent pistol, set with
+brilliants and rubies, with the following inscription engraved
+upon it: “From those whose secret you have so generously
+kept.” The gift was accompanied by a letter, informing
+him that the coiners, having now succeeded in amassing an
+immense fortune, had retired from business.</p>
+
+<p>The day after our adventure at the inn was passed by our
+party in walking leisurely through the forest homewards,
+through a most glorious country and in most lovely weather.
+When we reached Frankfurt, Herr Kirchhofer congratulated
+Herr Wolf on our escape, and told him that it was very
+lucky that we had returned at all.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_24"></a>[24]</span></p>
+
+<p>Herr Wolf saw me in after days at Frankfurt, when he
+kissed me in German fashion, saying: “<i>Kannst Du Dich erinnern
+von damals im Oden Walde, George?</i>” I thought it
+was our last day upon earth, and that we were going to be
+murdered there, like many others have been there before and
+even since those days. But I pretended not to be alarmed
+at the time, and made the best of it.</p>
+
+<p>The time—rather more than a year and a half—I spent
+at this school at Frankfurt was one of the happiest periods
+of my life; indeed, when my parents wanted me to stay at
+the Hôtel de Russie, I cried and begged not to be taken away
+from the school. Herr Kirchhofer was a very pleasant,
+kind and good-hearted man, and a fine orator, one of the best
+I have ever heard; and the lectures which he used to give
+on ancient Greek history were always extremely interesting.
+His lectures were always extempore, as his excellent memory
+made it unnecessary for him to refer to a book, and the
+way he declaimed was a pleasure to listen to, so well did he
+raise or lower his voice to suit the occasion. At times he
+became very dramatic, putting you in mind of some celebrated
+actor on the stage, as he walked up and down
+the room, reciting from the classics and quite carrying
+away his audience. The only punishment inflicted on
+boys at this school was to shake them and smack their
+faces, which Herr Kirchhofer did himself, as well as the
+other masters, of whom there were eight or nine, although
+the school consisted only of ten boarders and fifty day-boarders.</p>
+
+<p>German and Austrian boys find more pleasure in taking
+long walks in the woods, making excursions, and running
+about than they do in games like football and cricket, for
+which few, if any, have any taste. In fact, I never knew any
+boys in Germany who cared much for any outdoor games at
+all. However, I have not the slightest doubt they enjoy
+their school-days quite as much as English boys, if not more;
+and there is much more friendship between master and boys
+in Germany than there ever can be in England. In the
+former country, the master devotes more time to ascertaining<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_25"></a>[25]</span>
+the tastes of individual boys, and addresses them more like a
+friend than a master. When, afterwards, I was sent to an
+English school, I noticed the difference almost at once.
+At the school at Frankfurt I was most interested in the
+history of ancient Greece; I was also fond of German history.
+Latin was not taught there, for which I was by no means
+sorry. I had no great fancy for botany, though I tried to
+like it; but natural science rather piqued my curiosity.
+As for arithmetic, I hated it, and never knew the value of
+money; in fact, I don’t remember ever having any at that
+time, nor ever asking for any, as I had everything I required
+bought for me. I had a fancy for collecting stamps, and,
+in those days, there was a regular stamp market at Frankfurt,
+where they were sold in the street. I went there on
+one occasion, but was not very favourably impressed by the
+Jew dealers who hawked them about.</p>
+
+<p>I was passionately fond of tin soldiers, and used to play
+with them with a boy named Louis Krebs, who had a fine
+collection of both Austrian and Prussian ones. He had a
+pretty little sister called Klara, who always wore pink coral
+earrings and would often play with us.</p>
+
+<p>One day, Herr Kirchhofer told me that my parents were
+going to England and that they had arranged to take me with
+them. At first, I was quite unable to realize it, but when
+I learned that the news was true I was greatly distressed,
+and nearly cried my eyes out at having to leave Frankfurt
+and the school. I tried to prevail upon my parents to leave
+me behind, but my father would not hear of it, saying that
+I should have to go to a preparatory school for Eton, and that
+he had one in view, which my aunt, Lady Caroline Murray,
+had recommended. So I was forced, <i>malgré moi</i>, to submit
+to my parents’ wishes.</p>
+
+<p>In recent years I met Krebs, the boy of whom I have just
+spoken, at Frankfurt, when he gave me a great deal of
+information about those who had been at school with us.
+He himself had become a millionaire; but he was the only
+one who had made money. Most of the others had been far
+from successful in life, and one of the wealthiest, Baron<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_26"></a>[26]</span>
+Vogelsang, had lost almost the whole of his immense fortune.
+Many had died quite young. Herr Kirchhofer had only
+lived a few months after the suicide of his son August,
+and Herr Wolf had also died while still quite a young
+man.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_27"></a>[27]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_III">CHAPTER III</h2>
+
+<p class="center">Brussels—Ostend—General Sir John Douglas—Spa—“Captain
+Arthy”—Boulogne</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>On leaving Frankfurt, we went to Brussels, where we
+lived in a large house on the Boulevard de Waterloo,
+which looked out on to a very fine avenue of trees. Captain
+Dorrien came with us on a visit to my parents and stayed for
+some months. Captain Dorrien, in after years, lost his whole
+fortune, when the late Earl of Sheffield, who had been at
+Eton with him, insisted on his going to live at his fine house
+in Portland Place, where he was given full authority over
+all the servants, lived free of all cost to himself, and received
+a cheque for £500, while the Earl went for a six months’
+cruise in his yacht. This was told me by Captain Dorrien
+himself, at a time when he was in far better circumstances.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Howard de Walden was then the English Minister
+at Brussels, and my parents were on very friendly terms with
+him and his family. Two of the sons came often to our house;
+one was in the Royal Navy, and the other in the 60th Rifles.
+The eldest son, who afterwards succeeded to the title, was
+then in the 4th Hussars, but I never met him. Many years
+afterwards, I met Lady Howard de Walden, then a widow,
+in India, at Murree, in the Himalayas, where she dined at
+our mess with her daughter, Miss Ellis. The two ladies were
+about to start on a journey to Kashmir, on ponies, as Lady
+Howard de Walden said that it was her intention to see as
+much of the world as she could before she died. She was
+then seventy. She added that it was a singular coincidence
+that the two regiments in which her sons had served—the
+4th Hussars and the 60th Rifles—both of which she visited,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_28"></a>[28]</span>
+should be quartered quite near Kashmir, the Hussars at
+Rawal Pindi, and the 2nd Battalion, 60th Rifles, at Murree.
+Lady Howard de Walden accomplished the difficult journey
+to Kashmir and returned in safety.</p>
+
+<p>We were on friendly terms with the Baron de Taintegnies,
+who was in attendance on Leopold II., King of the Belgians,
+and also with his three lovely daughters, who, with their
+cousins, the daughters of Baron Danetan, were considered
+the most beautiful girls in Brussels society at that time.
+One of the former married, in later years, Captain Stewart
+Muirhead, of the Blues, a friend of my father and of Captain
+Dorrien.</p>
+
+<p>Frederick Milbanke, of the Blues, an old Etonian, who was
+a great friend of my father, was at that time a good deal
+in Brussels, and married a Belgian actress there. Milbanke
+was heir to some of the Duke of Cleveland’s estates, but
+he died before coming into this property. The last time I
+saw him was at the Alexandra Hôtel, in London, where he
+and his wife had a very fine suite of rooms, when my father
+took me there to pay them a visit. Milbanke was a very
+handsome, fair man, and his wife a great beauty. I met
+the latter in after years at the Grosvenor Hôtel, where
+she was staying with her son, a nice-looking boy, who had
+come back from Eton for the holidays.</p>
+
+<p>The winter at Brussels was rather a severe one, and there
+was plenty of good skating to be had. I remember learning
+to skate in the Bois de la Cambre, to which I went with
+my father. One day I was knocked down by some lady
+skaters, and had great difficulty in extricating myself from
+their petticoats. I fell very softly, but I was well-nigh
+smothered. I was glad when my parents left Brussels, as
+I had no companions there at all.</p>
+
+<p>There was then at Ostend a Mrs. Clifton, who had an
+exceedingly pretty daughter. Mrs. Clifton was a widow,
+and afterwards contracted a second marriage with a brother
+of Sir Walter Carew. When I was at school at Kineton,
+in Warwickshire, the mother and daughter paid me a visit,
+as they had an estate not far from the school.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_29"></a>[29]</span></p>
+
+<p>One day, on the Digue at Ostend, I suddenly caught
+sight of my little friend, Baron Vogelsang, who, leaving his
+father and mother, who were with him, ran up to me at
+once and kissed me on both cheeks. I saw a good deal of
+Vogelsang while I was at Ostend, going often on to the
+sands with him, and meeting him in the evening at the
+children’s dance at the Casino.</p>
+
+<p>The Baron de Taintegnies’s daughter used to attend those
+dances, to which the Duc de Sequeira, a young boy I knew,
+generally went. Marie, the Baron’s eldest daughter, who
+was a lovely girl, afterwards became the Baronne Le Clément
+de Taintegnies. She lives at Minehead, where she has a
+fine estate and hunts with the Devon and Somerset Staghounds.
+I heard from her quite recently. Her sister
+Isa, who married Captain Stewart Muirhead, is now a widow,
+her husband having died in Paris in 1906. She also hunts
+with the staghounds in Devonshire, and both sisters are
+well-known horsewomen. Aline, the youngest sister, who
+was called “Bébé,” and whom I admired very much when
+a child at Brussels and Ostend, married, in 1871, Baron
+de Hérissem, and, after his death, went to Italy, where she
+married again and lived for several years. She died at
+Ancona in March, 1906.</p>
+
+<p>There was a racing man at Ostend, named Captain Riddell,
+who won all the principal steeplechases that were run there.
+Mrs. Ind, the wife of the well-known brewer, was his sister.
+Riddell met with a very serious accident in a steeplechase
+at Ostend, injuring his spine. The horse which he was
+riding on that occasion was once ridden by my father on
+the sands, and he told me that he was a perfect devil to
+hold. When a young man, my father once rode a hundred
+miles in twelve hours on the same horse for a bet at Taunton,
+in Somerset, and won his wager easily, with plenty of time
+to spare. He and Charles Kinglake, a brother of the
+author of “Eöthen,” were the only persons who were willing
+to go up in a balloon at Taunton, when the first one came
+there, which was considered rather venturesome at the time.
+This reminds me that one of the oldest inhabitants of Bristol<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_30"></a>[30]</span>
+told me lately that he remembered when the first iron ship
+was launched at that port, and how all the residents declared:
+“The idea of iron floating is too absurd to entertain for
+one instant; the ship is bound to sink, for iron can never
+be made to keep above water.”</p>
+
+<p>The King and Queen of Würtemberg were both then at
+Ostend. Queen Olga, who was a Russian Grand Duchess by
+birth, was said to be the handsomest woman in Europe.
+She had very regular features, but was at that time excessively
+pale and thin. Her niece, the Grand Duchess
+Olga, was the first proposed <i>fiancée</i> of Ludwig II., King of
+Bavaria. His Majesty, however, refused to marry her. This
+is not generally known. The Grand Duchess Olga afterwards
+married the late King George of Greece.</p>
+
+<p>King Leopold II. and Queen Henriette were at Ostend
+at that time with their children, who used to drive on the
+sands in a small carriage drawn by four cream-coloured
+ponies. Baron de Taintegnies was usually on the Digue
+of an afternoon with the King, sitting down or walking
+about.</p>
+
+<p>Among my father’s friends at Ostend were Lord Orford
+and Lord Brownlow Cecil. The latter was very fond of
+music, and married a lady there who was a magnificent
+pianist. One day I can remember my father sitting in the
+Casino with Henry Labouchere, an old Etonian, who had
+formerly been in the Diplomatic Service. Labouchere was
+smoking a big cigar, and he and my father had a long conversation.
+What it was about, I cannot say, though they
+were continually laughing; and my father told me afterwards
+that Labouchere was very amusing, and, though sarcastic,
+witty, and that he rather liked him.<a id="FNanchor_7" href="#Footnote_7" class="fnanchor">[7]</a></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_31"></a>[31]</span></p>
+
+<p>General Sir John Douglas, K.C.B., Commander of the Forces
+in Scotland, and his wife, Lady Elizabeth Douglas, daughter
+of Earl Cathcart, were a good deal with my parents at Ostend.
+The General used to take long walks with my father, and
+he put my name down for his old regiment, the 79th Highlanders,
+and for the Scots Guards. Sir John Douglas was
+extremely kind to me in after years, and invited me to stay
+with him at Edinburgh; but I could not get leave from
+my colonel at the time, and consequently was obliged, to
+my great regret, to decline his kind invitation.</p>
+
+<p>My parents used very often to spend the summer months
+at Ostend, and one year they occupied the apartments
+at the Hôtel de Prusse which the Russian Ambassador,
+Prince Orloff, had just vacated. One day, after washing
+my hands in my bedroom, I emptied the water out of the
+window, for some unaccountable reason. Later in the day,
+the Princess de Caraman-Chimay sent up her lady’s maid
+to say that a dress which the Princess had intended wearing
+the following evening at a Court ball at Brussels had been<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_32"></a>[32]</span>
+completely spoiled by the water. I was well scolded by my
+mother for being the cause of this misfortune.</p>
+
+<p>The English clergyman at Ostend was a Mr. Jukes. He
+had a very good-looking son, a boy about my own age. He
+told me that he was in the habit of walking in his sleep,
+and showed me his bedroom window, which had a padlock
+on it. When I asked him where the key of it was, he said
+that they would not tell him, in case he might get up in the
+night, unlock it, and walk on the roof of the house, which,
+he said, he had done before. His father once met me with
+mine in the street, and when told that I was going into the
+British Army, said that he entirely disapproved of soldiers,
+and thought that the time was near at hand when there
+would be no more wars and every dispute would be settled
+by arbitration. I fancied at that time that Mr. Jukes’s
+prophecy might come true, but, as subsequent events proved,
+we were very far indeed from its realisation.</p>
+
+<p>Both the King and Queen of the Belgians were very
+popular with the inhabitants of Ostend. They used to
+walk on the Digue quite unattended, and seemed in no
+way inconvenienced by the crowd, who always treated
+them with the greatest respect. The King wore plain
+clothes, usually a dark suit with a tall white hat, and never
+appeared there in uniform. A very good story is told of
+Leopold II., who, some years ago, during the summer months,
+was at Luchon, in the Pyrenees. The day after he arrived
+there, the King sent for a hairdresser, and directed him to
+trim his silvery beard. When the operation was over, His
+Majesty inquired what he had to pay.</p>
+
+<p>“It will be twenty francs, Your Majesty,” replied the
+hairdresser without hesitation.</p>
+
+<p>The King pulled out a two-franc piece, which he handed
+to this too facetious Figaro.</p>
+
+<p>“I am accustomed,” said he, “to pay very well. Here
+is a two-franc piece. It is a new Belgian coin, and you
+will see my head on it, as you wished to pay yourself for
+it.” (“<i>Vous y verrez ma tête, puisque vous avez voulu vous
+la payer.</i>”)</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_33"></a>[33]</span></p>
+
+<p>It is said that the hairdresser left without asking for
+the rest of the money, and that, since this adventure, he
+placed over his shop a fine board, inscribed: “Furnisher
+of H.M. the King of the Belgians.”</p>
+
+<p>My mother spent a summer at Spa, where she took a
+house with a garden attached to it. I liked the place very
+much, and often went for rides on a pony in the woods
+with the late Captain Lennox Berkeley, who afterwards
+became Earl of Berkeley. The country round Spa is
+mountainous and very charming. Spa itself is an exceedingly
+pretty place, situated in a valley entirely surrounded
+by hills and woods, and the Ardennes are not far off. But
+in the summer months the heat is intense, and, when the sun
+once gets into the valley, there is often not a breath of air.
+The promenade, where the band plays morning and evening,
+is charming, and it is very pleasant to sit beneath the shady
+trees and listen to the excellent orchestra. I often used to
+go there with my mother, particularly of a morning, when
+all the <i>monde élégant</i> used to forgather to listen to the
+music. The gambling-rooms were then open for roulette
+and trente-et-quarante, and Captain Berkeley used often
+to try his luck at them, but, unfortunately, he was not
+successful. I can remember his giving me “Japhet in
+Search of a Father,” by Captain Marryat, and recommending
+me to read it. I did so, and it amused me very
+much.</p>
+
+<p>Another of my father’s friends, the late Captain Bromley,
+an old Etonian, and a son of Sir Thomas Bromley, was at
+Spa at the same time. One day, when I happened to tell
+him that I was going into the Army, he smiled, and said
+that he never could hit off with his colonel. The latter
+complained that he was always late for parade, and
+asked him if he did not hear the bugles sound. He
+answered:—</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir—I hear the bugles, but there must be something
+wrong with them, for they don’t sound the right note.”
+The Colonel soon found him incorrigible, and he himself
+that he was never made for a soldier.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_34"></a>[34]</span></p>
+
+<p>Bromley told me that, when a boy, he was accustomed
+to dine off gold plates and that everything he used at table
+was of gold. Suddenly, his father died, and his elder brother
+inherited the title and estates, while he was obliged to live
+on a few hundreds a year. This, he said, was the fault of
+our law of primogeniture, which ought only to take effect
+in the case of ducal houses, where the bearer of the title
+should be made to pay an “appanage” to the other members
+of the family, as is the rule on the Continent.</p>
+
+<p>It has often been asserted by authors of great authority
+that women are much meaner than men; but I have known
+some instances to the contrary. Once, during our stay at
+Spa, a gentleman called on my mother, and told her that
+he had lost all he possessed, and asked her to lend him £50,
+as he was anxious to rejoin his wife. My mother, who had
+known him for years, said that she would give him all she
+had in the house—nearly £40—for which he was very
+grateful, both at the time and when we met him and his
+wife in later years.</p>
+
+<p>Once I was staying with my father at Desseins Hôtel,
+at Calais,<a id="FNanchor_8" href="#Footnote_8" class="fnanchor">[8]</a> when he told me that he had made the acquaintance
+of an Englishman, a certain Captain Arthy, who was
+rather a singular character, indeed, highly eccentric. It
+appeared that he had just lost his wife, and that he was
+so distressed at her death that he wore all the trinkets
+which had belonged to her on his watch-chain, to show his
+affection for her. He had not, however, gone into mourning,
+and always affected a red tie, saying that he wore the
+mourning in his heart, upon which he used to lay his hand
+as he spoke. I was introduced to Captain Arthy, who was
+a bald-headed man, with black side-whiskers and rather a
+red face, dressed in a light suit of clothes. The quantity
+of charms on his watch-chain would have almost filled the
+window of a jeweller’s shop, while numerous rings adorned<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_35"></a>[35]</span>
+his fingers. He was perpetually smiling, displaying a set
+of very fine teeth when he did so.</p>
+
+<p>He invited my father and me to see his rooms, which were
+full of gold and silver cups, which he told us, had belonged
+to his late wife. The late Mrs. Winsloe, whose husband
+was a friend of my father, was staying at this hôtel. Mr.
+Winsloe was a well-known man in Somersetshire, but he had
+recently gone out of his mind. His wife had been a great
+beauty, but she was then terribly made up, with fair dyed
+hair.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Winsloe, who lived in very luxurious fashion, and
+occupied a very fine set of rooms at Desseins Hôtel, said
+that Arthy was a cousin of her husband, and showed us a
+cutting from the <i>Times</i> about the death of Mrs. Arthy, which
+had occurred in rather a tragic manner. One evening,
+when my father and I were in her salon, she said to Arthy:—</p>
+
+<p>“I wish you would give one of your lockets to that little
+boy, as a keepsake from me.” Arthy thereupon took off
+his watch-chain, and, after hunting amongst his innumerable
+lockets, at length chose one, which he unfastened, saying:—</p>
+
+<p>“Here is a nice gold locket that will do. Will you give
+him your photo to put inside it?”</p>
+
+<p>“I haven’t got one,” replied Mrs. Winsloe. “Give him
+one of yours instead.” So he cut round one of his photos
+and, inserting it in the locket, handed it to me. “Now
+kiss Mrs. Winsloe,” said he, “for it is her present to you.”
+I kissed the paint off her face, and she kissed me, and I felt
+sure that she left a coloured impression on my face. But
+I was so pleased with the locket, which I attached to my chain,
+that I did not care in the least.</p>
+
+<p>Arthy drank champagne with Mrs. Winsloe, and the latter
+seemed rather infatuated with him, which was not surprising,
+as he was a fine-looking man, though his baldness detracted
+from his good looks. However, the lady could not afford
+to be very <i>difficile</i>, being only an artificial beauty, whose
+youth was but a memory. Formerly, she had had beautiful
+hair, and it still reached to her waist. My father
+complimented her upon it, observing:—</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_36"></a>[36]</span></p>
+
+<p>“I never saw such lovely hair in my life, or such a
+perfect colour.”</p>
+
+<p>She looked pleased, and replied, smiling:—</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, I don’t think there are many women who have
+such fine hair.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, I am sure there are not,” remarked Arthy, who
+appeared to be thinking of the gold locket which he had
+given away, for he looked at his chain as he spoke.</p>
+
+<p>“He doesn’t half admire you,” said my father, laughing.</p>
+
+<p>“I am sure I do; I think my cousin the loveliest woman
+possible,” replied the other, who appeared annoyed at my
+father’s remark.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Winsloe looked at Arthy and smiled, being evidently
+under the impression that he was jealous, as he appeared
+angry with my father.</p>
+
+<p>The fact was that Arthy was anxious to ingratiate himself
+with Mrs. Winsloe, as she was very wealthy. Accordingly,
+he pretended to admire her, though it needed only half a
+glance to see that in reality he considered her very far from
+beautiful. Mrs. Winsloe not only paid for her own rooms
+at the hôtel, but all the expensive dinners which she and
+Arthy had together were entered to her account. The latter
+had a great partiality for naval officers, and as an American
+warship, the <i>Alabama</i>, of the Confederate Navy, happened
+to be lying at Calais at this time, he invited some of the
+officers to dine with him and Mrs. Winsloe. They accepted,
+and were most sumptuously entertained, champagne flowing
+like water.</p>
+
+<p>After staying six weeks with his cousin, Arthy left for
+England. Soon afterwards, the officers of a British warship
+at Portsmouth received an invitation from the Duke of St.
+Albans to dine with him at an hôtel. The captain of the
+ship happened to be away, and, on his return, the other
+officers told him what a good dinner he had missed and loudly
+praised the ducal hospitality.</p>
+
+<p>“The Duke of St. Albans!” exclaimed the captain, in
+astonishment. “How can you possibly have dined with him
+that evening? Why, the very same day I was shooting<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_37"></a>[37]</span>
+quite near the duke’s property, and I happened to see him!
+I will go to the hôtel and find out who it can be.”</p>
+
+<p>The captain lost no time in instituting inquiries, with the
+result that the supposed duke was laid by the heels just as he
+was preparing to leave Portsmouth, and turned out to be
+none other than the man who had passed as Captain Arthy
+at Calais. It was subsequently ascertained that he was a
+certain Comte d’Aubigny, a member of a very old and
+noble French family, and that he had deceived several
+people in the same way. My father, on hearing of this,
+remarked:—</p>
+
+<p>“It is the first time that I have been taken in by a
+man, but I am glad I am not the only one he deceived.”</p>
+
+<p>The enterprising gentleman was afterwards brought to
+trial and sentenced to seven years’ penal servitude.</p>
+
+<p>My parents sometimes spent the summer months at Boulogne,
+one year taking a large house at some little distance
+from the sea, overlooking a public garden. The late Captain
+Elwes, a nephew of the Duchess of Wellington, who was
+Vice-Consul at Boulogne, was a friend of my parents. He
+was devoted to painting, and, many years later, painted a
+miniature of an American lady for his cousin, the Marquis
+of Anglesey. It was beautifully painted, but, unfortunately,
+when it was finished, the Marquis had fallen in love with
+another Transatlantic belle, so he did not appreciate the
+miniature quite as much as he might have done, if his affections
+had not been diverted from the original. Elwes hoped
+to be appointed Consul at Boulogne, but whether he ever
+obtained that post, I cannot say. The last time I met him
+was in Paris, many years later, at a dinner given by the
+Marquis of Anglesey, at the Hôtel d’Albe, in the Champs
+Elysées.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Henry Paget, afterwards Marquis of Anglesey, was
+very fond of Boulogne, and lived there with his first wife.
+The latter died at Boulogne, quite suddenly, but the Marquis
+continued to visit the place, and my father saw a good deal
+of him.</p>
+
+<p>George Lawrence, the author of “Guy Livingstone,” son<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_38"></a>[38]</span>
+of Lady Emily Lawrence, was frequently at Boulogne, and
+often with my parents. I can remember my father relating
+how one day he went with him to see one of the lovely
+daughters of the Baron de Taintegnies off to Paris, and how
+Lawrence was so infatuated with the young lady, that he
+jumped into the train, without any luggage, merely to have
+the pleasure of travelling with her all the way to Paris, a
+journey of about five hours. On reaching Paris, he saw Mlle.
+de Taintegnies safely to her destination, and then took the
+train back to Boulogne.</p>
+
+<p>My parents were particularly fond of Lawrence, who was
+good-humoured, clever, and very amusing. I heard that he
+had a quarrel with Tom Hohler, who married the Duchess of
+Newcastle, on account of having introduced him into one of
+his novels, called “Breaking a Butterfly.” Hohler was very
+friendly with my father in later years in Paris. We had a
+white Pomeranian dog, and Tom Hohler asked my father to
+show it to the Duke of Newcastle, who was then a child,
+living with his mother in the Avenue d’Antin. The dog
+took such a fancy to the young Duke that it forsook us for
+him entirely. I heard recently from the Duke of Newcastle,
+who was kind enough to be interested in this book, that
+he remembered this Pomeranian dog quite well, and told me
+its name—“Loulou”—which I had entirely forgotten.
+The name recalled many things to my recollection. It is
+strange how at times we forget a name, and then, when it is
+mentioned, associations and incidents connected with it
+are suddenly recalled to our memory and flash before us as in
+a dream.</p>
+
+<p>Tom Hohler sang for a time at Her Majesty’s Theatre.
+I never heard him sing in operas, but I have been told that he
+had a very pleasing voice, though it was not a very powerful
+one. It was said that when he sang in private houses, he
+was paid £40 for every song.</p>
+
+<p>Harry Slade, a son of Sir Frederick Slade, stayed for a time
+at Boulogne with his mother, of whom we saw a good deal;
+and, after Lady Slade’s death, her son stayed for a long
+time at the Hôtel du Nord, where my father and I<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_39"></a>[39]</span>
+often went to see him. He was a good talker and always
+very entertaining.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Joe Riggs, an American lady, who afterwards became
+Princess Ruspoli, was extremely fond of Boulogne, and
+generally spent the summer at the Hôtel Impérial; but this
+was in later years.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_40"></a>[40]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_IV">CHAPTER IV</h2>
+
+<p class="hanging">A Painting by Romney—Hunter’s School at Kineton—Corporal Punishment—A
+Sporting Parson—My Schoolfellows at Kineton—The Warre-Malets—Lord
+Charleville.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>Before going to school in England, I was taken to
+Richmond to see my mother’s aunt, Lady Caroline
+Murray, who was now an old lady and lived in a house near
+the Thames, for, as the Duchess of Gloucester, to whom she
+had been lady-in-waiting, had been dead some years, she
+was no longer at Court. In her younger days, Lady Caroline
+had been a good horsewoman and had ridden very well to
+hounds. But, at this time, she was leading a very quiet
+life, receiving only her relatives and friends.</p>
+
+<p>I can remember that in Lady Caroline’s drawing-room at
+Richmond there was a most beautiful picture of her mother,
+Viscountess Stormont, British Ambassadress to France and
+Austria, painted by Romney. It represented the Countess
+in her own right, as she afterwards became, sitting beneath a
+large tree and wearing a kind of loose <i>peignoir</i> of a pale yellow
+colour, like the colour of the sea just before a storm. The
+<i>peignoir</i> was fastened at the shoulder by a brooch, in which
+was a large yellow stone. Her hair was dressed high above
+the head, in the style of Marie Antoinette, in whose days her
+husband was Ambassador in France, and over it she had a
+Scottish plaid of the clan to which she belonged. One leg
+was crossed over the other, and her arms were folded. She
+was painted in profile; her <i>peignoir</i>, open at the front, displaying
+a perfect bosom and a beautiful, swan-like neck.
+Her hair possessed that glorious auburn tint with shades of
+gold in it, which made it appear as though the sun were
+shedding its full rays upon the gold tresses, one of which had<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_41"></a>[41]</span>
+escaped from the rest and hung loose. Her face was of a
+tender oval, with expressive eyes of a peculiar shade of
+green, like that of the sea when the sun falls upon it, or as it
+is in Böcklin’s pictures. Her nose was straight and delicate,
+with nostrils like those of a Greek statue. Her mouth was
+unusually small, with a tiny upper lip, slightly curved; her
+chin short and classical. The expression on the face was of
+pride, of audacity, of childish innocence, of sentimentality,
+and it possessed a marvellous charm and attraction.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp45" id="illus07" style="max-width: 18.75em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus07.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>The Author’s Mother.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 40.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>This beautiful portrait, which Lady Caroline bequeathed to
+Earl Cathcart, as he was the head of her mother’s family,
+was once seen by a wealthy American, who said to the Earl,
+into whose possession it had then come:—</p>
+
+<p>“Have you ever seen such a lovely woman as this in all
+your life?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, I have not,” the Earl answered.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I guess you haven’t,” rejoined the other, “and I
+don’t think there ever was such a lovely woman on earth.”</p>
+
+<p>And he offered Lord Cathcart £20,000 down for the
+picture, which the latter, though not a rich man, refused.
+The American then promised the Earl’s son, Viscount
+Greenock, £500, if he could persuade his father to accept the
+offer; but it was all of no avail.</p>
+
+<p>I showed Mr. Noseda, the well-known print-seller in the
+Strand, the engraving of this picture by J. R. Smith, which
+had belonged to my grandfather, when Mr. Noseda told me
+that he very much preferred the engraving to the painting,
+as the latter had been so much touched up, whereas the former
+was so beautifully executed in every detail that he considered
+it finer than Romney’s portrait. This was after I had told
+him about the offer of £20,000 which the American had made
+for the original painting.</p>
+
+<p>Viscountess Stormont had been Ranger of Richmond Park,
+and was allotted, as her official residence, the house which is
+now the Queen’s Hôtel. An old gentleman whom I met at
+Richmond in later years told me that he thought the hôtel
+ought to have been named after the Countess of Mansfield,
+as Lady Stormont became later, instead of being called the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_42"></a>[42]</span>
+“Queen’s.” He remembered Lady Caroline Murray, and
+remarked that she was one of those ladies of the old nobility
+who were scarce nowadays.</p>
+
+<p>Viscount Greenock afterwards became Earl Cathcart, and
+died in London in 1911. He was at Eton with me, and
+afterwards joined the 23rd Welsh Fusiliers, from which he
+was transferred to the Scots Guards. When at Eton, he
+often came to my tutor’s house to see his cousin, Charles
+Douglas, whose father had placed him there to be with me.
+The Hon. Reginald Cathcart, a younger brother of Lord
+Cathcart, was in the 60th Rifles, and I recollect giving him a
+letter to his colonel, Godfrey Astell, in India,<a id="FNanchor_9" href="#Footnote_9" class="fnanchor">[9]</a> when he first
+joined the regiment. Reginald Cathcart, who was a very
+nice young man, tall, dark, and handsome, was one of those
+unhappily killed in the Boer War.</p>
+
+<p>The school to which I was sent was at Kineton, near Warwick.
+It had been recommended to my father by Lady
+Caroline Murray, who had heard of it from the Duke of
+Buccleuch, and a cousin of mine, Greville Finch-Hatton, was
+being educated there. When my father and I arrived, we
+were shown into a sitting-room, looking out on to a garden,
+where we were received by Mrs. Hunter, the headmaster’s
+wife. Mrs. Hunter was an old lady, whose age, I afterwards
+ascertained, was about seventy. To guess it would have been a
+difficult task, so terribly made up was she. Everything about
+her was false: false teeth, false hair, and a false bust, giving
+her somewhat the appearance of a wax figure at Madame
+Tussaud’s. She had, however, very pretty white hands,
+with pointed fingers. She was dressed in black satin, with a
+large gold brooch at her throat, and a long gold chain round
+her neck, a costume which she always wore.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_43"></a>[43]</span></p>
+
+<p>“This, I presume, is your little son, whom you are leaving
+with us?” said Mrs. Hunter to my father. “Will you tell
+me whether you belong to the High or Low Church, as it is
+my province to look after the boys’ religious instruction, and
+I am always interested to know.”</p>
+
+<p>The question was rather a poser for my father, who, I do
+not think, had entered a church since he left England. So
+he turned to me and said:—</p>
+
+<p>“Tell the lady to what church you go with your mother.”</p>
+
+<p>I said that at Ostend I always went to the English Protestant
+Church. Upon which Mrs. Hunter observed:—</p>
+
+<p>“I see, you have been living on the Continent, and foreigners
+have very little religion. However, I will take care that your
+son has the proper religious instruction.”</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly, the door opened, and an immensely stout man,
+of about sixty-five, with mutton-chop whiskers and spectacles,
+entered the room, and introduced himself as Mr. Hunter,
+the headmaster.</p>
+
+<p>In his youth Mr. Hunter had probably been an exceedingly
+handsome man, and was still, apart from his corpulence,
+decidedly good-looking, with a fine forehead, a small mouth
+with thin lips and very good teeth, and regular features.</p>
+
+<p>After showing us over the school, Mr. Hunter sent for
+Greville Finch-Hatton, telling my father that I should
+occupy a dormitory with my cousin and two other boys.
+At eight o’clock, supper was served in a large dining-room,
+where the presence of a new boy provoked a good deal of
+talking amongst the other boys. Mrs. Hunter sat at one end
+of the table, her husband at the other; and the meal was
+a cold one, carved on the table, and consisting of cold meat,
+followed by bread and cheese, washed down by draught beer.</p>
+
+<p>As soon as supper was over, we were sent to our dormitories,
+where I had not been long in bed when my cousin leant over
+from his and asked if I were asleep. On finding that I was
+awake, he told me that we must talk in a very low voice,
+as talking was forbidden, and Mrs. Hunter occasionally paid
+us a visit to see whether this regulation was being observed.
+The two other boys in the room also began talking in low<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_44"></a>[44]</span>
+tones. Later on, when they considered themselves pretty
+safe from detection, they talked louder and carried on a
+long conversation about cricket, discussing who were the
+best bowlers in the school and whether fast bowling was
+more effective than slow.</p>
+
+<p>I could not sleep, and, for some unaccountable reason,
+felt very miserable. At last I began to cry, at first quietly,
+but soon I was unable to restrain my sobs. My cousin,
+hearing me, tried to console me, saying that he, too, had
+found it hard to leave his parents at first. I felt inclined
+to tell him that it was not that which made me cry, but I
+thought better of it. Soon afterwards I fell asleep, and
+dreamed that I was at Kirchhofer’s school at Frankfurt,
+and that Vogelsang was talking to me. I even fancied that
+he kissed me, when I awoke suddenly, in despair at finding
+where I was.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Hunter was a very pleasant man, when he cared to
+be, which was by no means always the case. He was most
+severe with everyone, and had no particular favourites.
+Some boys he disliked, particularly those who did not learn
+quickly, and those who were inclined to be noisy. He was
+full of fun when he played football with us; making jokes
+and chaffing different boys in turn. He was, however,
+quite a different kind of man in school from what he was
+in the playground.</p>
+
+<p>On Sundays, we, of course, attended church. The clergyman
+who preached, a Mr. Miller, had two voices: a very
+squeaky voice and a very gruff one. When he preached
+in his squeaky voice, most of us would fall asleep in the
+high pews, which screened us from the observation of the
+headmaster; but when Mr. Miller altered his tone, and his
+deep, gruff voice was suddenly heard, coming, as it were,
+out of a vault, we would be disagreeably startled from our
+slumbers. The sermons, I am inclined to believe, were
+bought ones, for Mr. Miller used sometimes to lose his place
+in the midst of his discourse and come to a stop, and when
+he continued, it was on quite a different subject. But
+it mattered little, so far as we were concerned, for most<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_45"></a>[45]</span>
+of the boys were usually asleep, and those who tried to
+listen could not follow the squeaky voice of the preacher—which
+had all the disagreeable sounds of a clarionet played
+badly—even by straining their ears, which few of them
+were disposed to do.</p>
+
+<p>Our French master, who was obliged to accompany us,
+used sometimes to unfold the Paris <i>Figaro</i> at full length
+and read it during the sermon. Mr. Hunter, owing to the
+height of the pews, could not, of course, see him, or he would
+most certainly have taken very strong exception to such
+an irregular proceeding. One Sunday, when Monsieur
+happened to have forgotten his <i>Figaro</i>, he passed the
+time of the sermon in an animated conversation with Rush,
+the captain of the Eleven. Unfortunately for the latter,
+Mr. Hunter happened to detect them; and, after church,
+he sent for Rush, and, refusing to listen to his appeals, took
+him to the schoolroom and, making him bend down, gave
+him a severe caning.</p>
+
+<p>When I first came to the school, I was chaffed about
+my pronunciation, and Rush said:—</p>
+
+<p>“If you pronounce Themistocles like you do, I wouldn’t
+be in your shoes.” Then he used to ask me questions about
+my German school, which at first he laughed at. Soon,
+however, he took a great interest in it, making me tell him
+about the boys there, what they were like and what they did.</p>
+
+<p>“It must be very much jollier than here,” said he, “and
+none of that beastly caning and flogging, as there is at
+Kineton.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Hunter was certainly a devout believer in the precept:
+“Spare the rod, and spoil the child;” indeed, he seemed
+to have a perfect passion for caning the boys, and at times
+performed this operation with astonishing zest. Sometimes,
+of an evening, in my dormitory, we would play at
+being Mr. Hunter, each of us taking it in turns to personate
+the master and beat the other boys with a hairbrush, in place
+of a cane. One night, one of us happened to remark:—</p>
+
+<p>“I think it is a pleasure that would grow upon one, as it
+evidently does upon old Hunter.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_46"></a>[46]</span></p>
+
+<p>Scarcely had he said this, when, to our consternation,
+the door suddenly opened, and the master appeared. The
+boys bolted into bed as fast as they could, but it was too
+late, and we were told to come to Mr. Hunter’s study after
+prayers the following morning. There, after we had been
+duly admonished, we were all severely caned.</p>
+
+<p>Rush and other boys used to put hairs in the canes to
+split them; but Mr. Hunter found this out, for one day, he
+broke six canes one after another. He then rang for his
+whalebone whip, and we received a fearful thrashing, with
+no time to prepare for it by padding our clothes with books.</p>
+
+<p>One day, the Duchess of Marlborough, who was a friend
+of Lady Caroline Murray, called, and asked to see my cousin
+and myself. She was accompanied by her son, Lord Randolph
+Churchill, and her visit to the school was due to the
+fact that she thought of placing him there. But Lord
+Randolph became too ill to go to school just then, and had
+a private tutor at home instead, until he was old enough to
+be sent to Eton.<a id="FNanchor_10" href="#Footnote_10" class="fnanchor">[10]</a></p>
+
+<p>We often went for picnics to the charming woods of
+Compton Verney, belonging to Lady Willoughby de Broke.
+That lady, who was always very pleasant and full of fun,
+would sometimes come and talk to us and to Mr. Hunter.
+The latter had formerly been private tutor to her eldest
+son, and the school was on Lord Willoughby de Broke’s property.<a id="FNanchor_11" href="#Footnote_11" class="fnanchor">[11]</a>
+The late Hon. Rainald Verney, Lord Willoughby’s
+younger brother, was at school at Hunter’s, before going to
+Eton, and often came to the school when I was there, before
+he joined the 52nd Light Infantry.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_47"></a>[47]</span></p>
+
+<p>Mr. Hunter had a young and rather pretty niece, a girl
+of eighteen, with black hair, who stayed for a time with him.
+She used to go into the boys’ dormitories at night, when
+she would give them bonbons and generally kiss them.
+But her stay at Kineton was so short that her presence there
+was more like an angel’s visit than anything else.</p>
+
+<p>One day, the Rev. William and Mrs. Finch-Hatton called
+to see their son and also asked to see me. Mrs. Finch-Hatton,
+who was at that time known as the “Rose of Kent,” was a
+lovely woman, with very black hair and regular features.
+She was a sister of Sir Percy Oxenden. She told me that
+both she and her husband were struck by my great resemblance
+to their son Greville; and Mr. Finch-Hatton very
+kindly gave me half a sovereign, which I never forgot, as
+I rarely received any money from anyone. Mr. Newenham,
+who had married a daughter of the Earl of Mount
+Cashell, and was a clergyman in Ireland, also came to see
+his son. He played football with us, and afterwards told
+us the following story:—</p>
+
+<p>“I was once asked to see an old woman in Cork who
+was dying. She asked me to read the Bible to her, but as
+I was unprepared to find her so ill, I had not brought one
+with me, nor had she one in the house. So I pulled out a
+copy of <i>Bell’s Life</i> which I happened to have in my
+pocket, and read her an article from it, which, as she happened
+to be deaf, had precisely the same effect upon her
+as the Bible would have had.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Newenham was a regular sporting parson, with, however,
+a good deal more of the sportsman than the parson
+about him, but full of fun and very agreeable.</p>
+
+<p>There was a boy named Charles Taylor at the school,
+who afterwards went to Eton. His father, who had himself
+been at Eton, was a famous cricketer and had played
+in the All-England Eleven. He was, however, somewhat
+eccentric, having the most intense dislike of being asked
+his age; in fact, when one put this question to him, he
+invariably answered that he neither knew it nor wished to
+know it. He had also a strong objection to anything of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_48"></a>[48]</span>
+a violet colour, and if a person called to see him wearing a
+tie or a dress of that colour, he always picked a quarrel with
+his unfortunate visitor.</p>
+
+<p>Another boy at Kineton, whom I shall call L——, had
+the misfortune to be afflicted with kleptomania, and would
+take everything he could lay his hands on. Mr. Hunter
+used to break so many canes upon his back that he said
+to him one day:—</p>
+
+<p>“I shall send the bill for all the canes I have broken in
+trying to correct you to your mother, for you get worse
+and worse every day.”</p>
+
+<p>The school colours were scarlet and white, but they were
+only worn by the cricket Eleven. As I was in the Eleven,
+I had this coveted privilege. My cousin did not much care
+for cricket, and was fonder of riding and shooting, at both
+of which he excelled. Mr. Hunter kept a pony for the boys
+to ride. When he drove to Warwick, Leamington or Banbury,
+he would take two of us with him, one boy riding the pony,
+while the other sat in the pony-trap with the master. I can
+remember once riding to Warwick and then to Stratford-on-Avon
+on the pony, which Finch-Hatton rode back to Kineton.
+Most of the boys could ride well, and those who could not
+were never taken by Mr. Hunter, save on one occasion, when
+I recollect that the boy he took with him reminded me of
+certain Frenchmen whom one sees riding in the Bois de
+Boulogne, who are afraid to let their horses go beyond a walk.
+As my father used to say in Paris:—</p>
+
+<p>“They praise the Lord on their knees every time they
+come home safely and are out of the saddle.”</p>
+
+<p>Greville Finch-Hatton was rather delicate, and, after
+making a voyage to Australia, died quite young.</p>
+
+<p>Aubrey Birch Reynardson, who also slept in my dormitory,
+had a gift for story-telling. One night he related to us the
+story of “Eric, or Little by Little,” with which, I can remember,
+we were delighted.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Hunter always wore spectacles. At times, by gaslight,
+when the gas fell upon them, it looked as if his eyes
+were two flames, and that he was an ogre ready to devour<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_49"></a>[49]</span>
+one of us, particularly when he took up his cane, and glared
+at the culprit, through his spectacles, with fiery eyes. But,
+taken on the whole, Mr. Hunter was a very good fellow,
+who would never have done anyone an injury, apart from
+perhaps giving him a dose of the cane.</p>
+
+<p>Among the boys who were at Hunter’s with me was Charles
+Home-Purves, who was the head of the school. He afterwards
+went to Eton and took Lower School instead of
+Fourth Form, at which Mr. Hunter was much disappointed.
+His father, Colonel Home-Purves, was in attendance on the
+Duchess of Cambridge, and was accidentally killed by the
+overturning of a carriage in which he was driving with Her
+Royal Highness. He was so terribly cut about the face
+by the glass of the carriage-window that he died almost
+immediately. His son was offered a commission in the
+Guards, but preferred entering the Rifle Brigade. However,
+he left the regiment shortly afterwards, and died when
+very young.</p>
+
+<p>The late Earl of Lonsdale, before he succeeded his uncle
+in the title, was also at Kineton with me. On one occasion,
+he ordered a lot of toys from Cremer’s toy-shop, but when
+they arrived, Mr. Hunter was so startled at the bill, which
+amounted to a considerable sum, that he had them at once
+sent back to where they came from, telling Lowther, as he
+was then, that he must make a better use of his money. He
+found life at Hunter’s too restricted and not lively enough
+for him, so he only remained one half, and then asked to
+leave the school. I met him at Eton with his brother, the
+present Earl of Lonsdale. The latter was attached to the
+Rifle Brigade, and was a very keen sportsman, I remember,
+when we were both stationed at Winchester.</p>
+
+<p>One day, at Kineton, I was playing with Newenham, who
+happened to have a pocket-knife open in his hand, and, by
+accident, I got a very ugly stab in the back. Indeed, the
+doctor declared that, if the wound had been one-eighth of an
+inch deeper, it would have been fatal. Newenham was once
+mistaken for me by an uncle of mine at the Great Western
+Hotel, Paddington, which amused both of them very much,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_50"></a>[50]</span>
+particularly as I was then at the same school as Newenham.
+He retired from the Army with the rank of Major, and lives
+in County Kerry, for which he is a magistrate.</p>
+
+<p>Once, on the anniversary of Shakespeare’s birth,<a id="FNanchor_12" href="#Footnote_12" class="fnanchor">[12]</a> Mr.
+Hunter took us to Stratford-on-Avon, to show us the house
+where the poet was born and to visit the theatre. Mr.
+Hunter was a good amateur actor, and would sometimes
+get up plays for us to act. On one occasion, we played
+“A Midsummer Night’s Dream.” Lady Willoughby de Broke,
+Lord and Lady North, Sir Charles Mordaunt, and all the
+neighbouring county families were invited to the performance,
+which went off fairly well. “Making up” afforded us great
+amusement. One of the boys had learned this art from his
+sister, and proved himself quite an adept at darkening the
+others’ eyebrows and rouging their cheeks and lips.</p>
+
+<p>I happened to meet recently the Rev. Henry Knightley,
+brother of Sir Charles Knightley. He had been at Kineton
+with me, but it was forty years since we had met. From
+him I learned that Mr. Hunter had died at Leamington
+after giving up his school, and that Rush had died quite early
+in life, as well as several others who were there with us. It
+was quite a pleasure for me, and, I think, also for him,
+to recall our school-days, and even the canings I looked back
+upon with some regret, feeling that I would willingly submit
+to them again, could I but return to those times. We both
+agreed that we had not learned much at Kineton, but that,
+on the whole, our life there with our schoolfellows had been<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_51"></a>[51]</span>
+a pleasant one. I found that Knightley was under the
+impression that Greville Finch-Hatton had inherited the
+title of Winchilsea, but I told him that my cousin was dead,
+and that the present Earl of Winchilsea and Nottingham
+had been at Eton with me, and was kind enough to interest
+himself in my book about our school life.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp45" id="illus08" style="max-width: 18.75em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus08.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>C. D. Williamson, at Eton with the Author.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 50.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp45" id="illus09" style="max-width: 18.75em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus09.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>Miss Mabel Warre-Malet.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 51.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>The chief prize I got at this school was a copy of Longfellow’s
+poems, beautifully bound and illustrated. I was
+very pleased at receiving it, as Longfellow was at that time
+my favourite lyrical poet in the English language.</p>
+
+<p>Most of the boys remained at Kineton until they were
+fourteen, when they left for Harrow, Eton, Winchester, or
+some other public school. Greville Finch-Hatton went to
+Wellington, Rush to Cheltenham, and Knightley to Marlborough.</p>
+
+<p>During my holidays, I sometimes went to Taunton, to
+stay with an aunt of mine, whose husband, a very kind man,
+was extremely fond of me. His daughter’s chief friends
+were some children of the name of Warre-Malet, nieces of
+the Ambassador, Sir Alexander Warre-Malet. The eldest
+girl, Mabel, who was about thirteen, the same age as myself,
+was very pretty, with brown hair, a lovely complexion and
+eyes of a deep blue. One Christmas Eve, Mrs. Warre-Malet
+had a large Christmas tree, with numerous presents attached
+to its branches, and we were invited to her house. Every
+one of the children received a beautiful present from the
+tree, which was illuminated by a great number of candles.
+Afterwards we played at forfeits, and I was told to kiss Mabel
+Warre-Malet as a forfeit, an act which I felt very shy about
+performing. “<i>Si jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait.</i>”
+Another friend of ours was a girl whose name was Amy;
+who was also about thirteen. She, too, was a very attractive
+little lady, with long brown hair, hazel eyes with black lashes,
+an oval face, and a small mouth with pearly white teeth.
+She had a cousin, the Earl of Charleville, some years older
+than herself, who was staying at that time with her people.
+One day she came with him to see my cousins, and said to
+me:</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_52"></a>[52]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Charleville can tell you all about Eton, if you want
+to know anything, as he went to school there.”</p>
+
+<p>Lord Charleville had to go away before his companion,
+who remained to tea. Afterwards, one of my cousins and I
+accompanied her part of the way home, and, while we were
+crossing some fields, she suddenly exclaimed:—</p>
+
+<p>“Good gracious! my petticoat is coming down!”</p>
+
+<p>And she burst out laughing.</p>
+
+<p>My cousin Florence, a girl of thirteen, told me to walk on,
+while she pinned up Amy’s petticoat. But this proved a
+more difficult task than she had bargained for, as a string
+fastening had been broken, and it ended in Amy being
+obliged to take her petticoat off and carry it as a parcel.
+The two girls laughed consumedly at this mishap and its
+victim said to me:—</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t you tell anyone that you saw me take my petticoat
+off, or I will never forgive you.”</p>
+
+<p>I assured her that on no consideration would I breathe
+so much as a syllable, and, on leaving us, she said:—</p>
+
+<p>“As you are going away, you may give me a kiss, if you
+like.”</p>
+
+<p>Which I did right gladly, as you may suppose.</p>
+
+<p>A few days later, I met Charleville at an evening party
+in Taunton, at which he paid marked attention to the daughter
+of the house, a very pretty girl. I recollect meeting at this
+party two of the daughters of the vicar of Taunton, Elsie
+and Audrey Clark, the elder of whom was thirteen, while her
+sister was three years younger, and was much struck by
+their beauty, which was quite out of the common. One of
+them had the most lovely hair, of the same exquisite colour
+as that which one sees in Titian’s paintings; the other’s hair
+was also very beautiful, but of a more auburn shade; and
+both sisters had the most charming complexion. I danced
+repeatedly with one of them; <i>mais mon cœur balançait entre
+les deux</i>, so far as their attractions were concerned. The
+girl with the Titian hair afterwards married the fourteenth
+Lord Petre, while her sister married his uncle.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Charleville was a tall, good-looking youth, with<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_53"></a>[53]</span>
+wavy brown hair and regular features, but he was very
+delicate, being consumptive. After serving for a year in the
+Rifle Brigade, his health obliged him to resign his commission.
+He then went for a voyage in his yacht, but derived
+little benefit from it, and died before reaching his majority.</p>
+
+<p>The late Mrs. O. Warre-Malet told me that, when she was
+quite a young girl, she and her sister went to Ascot races
+on foot and disguised as boys for a joke, and that they
+got a good deal of money from people who were driving to the
+course. Her sister married the Hon. Humble Dudley-Ward,
+and after her husband’s death, the late Duke of Richmond
+made her an offer of marriage. This she refused, but accepted
+Mr. Gerard Leigh, who was an immensely wealthy man.
+After his death she became the wife of Monsieur de Falbe,
+and died some years ago.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_54"></a>[54]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_V">CHAPTER V</h2>
+
+<p class="center">My Mother’s Recollections—The Cercle des Patineurs—Patti—Our
+<i>Appartement</i> in the Rue d’Albe</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>My parents were at this time living in Paris, in a
+small hôtel in the Avenue d’Antin, which was
+so shut in by the houses that surrounded it, that the rooms
+were very dark, and, as it was winter, this made the house
+seem more gloomy than it would have done at another
+season of the year.</p>
+
+<p>I was quite enchanted with Paris; everything about it
+delighted me, so different was it from any city I had ever
+seen. The only thing that displeased me was the hôtel
+in which we lived. Not only was it gloomy, but nothing
+could be seen from the windows, except a kind of courtyard,
+resembling a <i>patio</i> in Spain. This courtyard was filled
+with flowers, very prettily arranged; nevertheless, it was
+depressing to be unable to see anything else when you looked
+out of the window.</p>
+
+<p>I remember being taken to a box at the Théâtre
+des Italiens to hear Adelina Patti, in <i>La Gazza ladra</i>, by
+Rossini. It was the first time that I had heard her sing,
+and I was, of course, delighted with her voice; but my
+mother was disappointed, and I recall what she said at the
+time:—</p>
+
+<p>“After having heard Grisi, Malibran, and even Jenny
+Lind, I do not think Patti is to be compared with them,
+neither so far as her voice is concerned, nor as an actress.
+She reminds me at times of Jenny Lind, yet I prefer the
+latter infinitely.”</p>
+
+<p>My mother always had her own box at Her Majesty’s in<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_55"></a>[55]</span>
+the days when Grisi, Lablache, Malibran, and the dancers
+Taglioni, Fanny Elssler and Cerrito were enchanting the
+audience. One evening, during the visit of the Tsar
+Nicholas I. of Russia to England, my mother was invited
+by the Duke of Sussex and Mlle. d’Este to a box at the
+Opera facing that which the Tsar and Queen Victoria
+occupied. The Duke of Sussex paid £500 for this box.</p>
+
+<p>My mother told me that the two finest sights she ever
+beheld in her life were the Coronation of Queen Victoria,
+when the peeresses all put on their coronets, sparkling with
+diamonds, emeralds and rubies, at the moment Her Majesty
+was crowned in Westminster Abbey; and at the Queen’s
+accession, when hundreds of schoolchildren, dressed in white
+and light blue, knelt down and recited the Lord’s Prayer
+by St. Paul’s, after which the Benediction was pronounced
+by the Archbishop of Canterbury.</p>
+
+<p>My mother often met Disraeli in London society; and
+she told me that, in his youth, he always wore several
+diamond rings over his white kid gloves, and that she thought
+him a most affected and conceited young man. The two
+Greek countesses described in “Lothair” were the Countesses
+Zancarol. One married Colonel Lemesurier, of the Royal
+Horse Artillery; the other Major Geary, R.A. The latter
+married couple often dined with us in Paris, where Mrs.
+Geary was considered a great beauty. Major Geary and his
+brother, Sir Henry Le Quay Geary, K.C.B., were lifelong
+friends of my parents.</p>
+
+<p>My maternal grandfather, Lieut.-General the Hon. George
+Murray, to whom George III. and his Queen were godfather
+and godmother, commanded the 2nd Life Guards.
+For ten years he refused to accept his pay, on account of
+a quarrel which he had with the Duke of York. So far as
+I can recollect, the cause of the quarrel was as follows:—</p>
+
+<p>During the Peninsular War, an outward-bound troopship,
+having some troops on board commanded by my grandfather,
+and a great quantity of heavy luggage belonging
+to the Duke of York, encountered very bad weather, and
+was in danger of foundering. In order to lighten the vessel,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_56"></a>[56]</span>
+the captain wanted to throw all the horses overboard. But
+this my grandfather would not allow, and proposed that the
+Duke’s luggage should be sacrificed instead, which was
+accordingly done, to the intense indignation of His Royal
+Highness, when he heard of it afterwards.</p>
+
+<p>The statue to the Duke of York, erected in London, was
+reported to have been built so high in order to place him
+beyond the reach of his creditors, whose name was legion.</p>
+
+<p>My grandfather used to say that he never could understand
+how the Duchess of Sutherland, with her £365,000
+a year, could bring herself to stand the whole evening at
+the Opera behind the Prince Consort, who was only an
+insignificant German prince, with a tiny principality. His
+opinion of George IV. was that it would puzzle anyone who
+knew him to discover a good quality that he possessed.</p>
+
+<p>It was about this time, when my parents were living in
+the Avenue d’Antin, that I first saw Hortense Schneider
+in <i>les Voyages de Gulliver</i>, at the Châtelet Théâtre, which
+all Paris rushed to see. The play was a charming one,
+and the children were particularly delighted when the Liliputians,
+represented by tiny little wooden figures, moved
+about the stage. Hortense Schneider, of course, represented
+Gulliver, and sang some very pretty songs in the course of
+the play.</p>
+
+<p>The late Arthur Post, a young American living with his
+family in Paris, fell desperately in love at this time with
+Hortense Schneider, though she was very much older than
+himself. He drove about the Bois with her, accompanied
+her to theatres, and, in fact, was always with her. His
+infatuation greatly distressed his parents, and was the
+subject of universal comment. However, he did not marry
+her, though that was not his fault, as Hortense Schneider
+had several royal and other princes ready to lay their fortunes
+at her feet; and it was not until several years afterwards
+that she chose a very wealthy banker for her husband.</p>
+
+<p>Fioretti was then the <i>première danseuse</i> at the Grand
+Opéra. Her dancing always gave me greater pleasure
+than anything else there. She was, besides, very beautiful,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_57"></a>[57]</span>
+and King Ludwig II. of Bavaria was so captivated by her
+graceful dancing and personal attraction, that he induced
+her to leave Paris for Munich, to dance there instead.</p>
+
+<p>I went also to the Palais-Royal, and saw <i>le Train de
+Minuit</i>, a play in which a railway-carriage is by accident
+left behind in the middle of the night at a station, and the
+people awake and find themselves at some miserable little
+village, instead of in Paris, as they had expected. They,
+of course, cannot obtain what they require in the way of
+refreshments, and are nearly perishing with cold, as it is
+the depth of winter, and the carriage is no longer heated;
+and the complications that ensue are very amusing.</p>
+
+<p>One day, I went with my parents to Saint-Germain, to
+visit Captain and Mrs. Lennox Berkeley, who were living
+there. Their son, Hastings, a good-looking boy, told us
+that his father was learning to play the zither, which Captain
+Berkeley showed us, though he could not be persuaded to
+let us hear him play it. Saint-Germain, with its charming
+woods and pretty walks, is delightful in summer, the country
+all around being lovely. When we returned to Paris, I did
+not give my father any peace until he had bought a zither
+for me. It was not easy to obtain one, and I remember
+that we wandered about half Paris, until at length we discovered
+what we wanted in the Rue de Rivoli. I had also
+great difficulty in finding a master, until finally I discovered
+a German who played the instrument very well.</p>
+
+<p>In the winter months, I went several times with my
+father to the Cercle des Patineurs. This was a very exclusive
+and very expensive resort, where, to secure
+admittance for yourself and family, you had to be a member
+of the Jockey Club, while each person had to pay twenty
+francs in the afternoon and forty francs in the morning and
+evening. There were some Americans who skated marvellously,
+amongst them being Mrs. Ronalds, who was a
+very fine skater. I was told that Napoleon III. and the
+Empress Eugénie admired her graceful skating so much
+that they complimented her on several occasions at the
+Cercle des Patineurs, and she became a frequent guest at<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_58"></a>[58]</span>
+the Tuileries. The Princess Metternich, the Austrian
+Ambassadress, was also an <i>habituée</i>; in fact, the place was
+patronized by all the <i>beau monde</i> of those days.</p>
+
+<p>I frequently went at that time to Musards’ concerts,
+which on fine summer evenings were given out of doors, in a
+garden, and always enjoyed them immensely. Sometimes
+I went with my mother to meet friends there; but when
+I went alone, I usually sat with the Piétris, near relatives of
+the Préfet de Police, who was so much attached to the
+Emperor and Empress. Their daughter, Julie, was a lovely
+girl of thirteen, and when I had learned to play the zither
+better, we often performed duets together, as she was a
+most accomplished pianist. I can remember we often
+played Schubert’s <i>Ständchen</i>, which sounded very well, as
+it is rather melancholy. Sad airs, in my opinion, are best
+suited to the zither, particularly when it is accompanied
+by the piano. When the German who was teaching me the
+zither left Paris, I took lessons from a Mlle. Reichemberg,
+who, at that time, was also teaching Adelina Patti, and
+learned a Polish romance which the latter was very fond
+of playing. Patti became extremely fond of the zither,
+which she played a good deal in her leisure hours, though
+she never sang to it, I was told.</p>
+
+<p>Hofrath Hanslick, the late celebrated critic of the Austrian
+<i>Neue Freie Presse</i>, said of Patti:—</p>
+
+<p>“She appears to me to be most perfect in rôles like
+Zerlina, in <i>Don Juan</i>, Norina, in <i>Don Pasquale</i>, Rosina,
+in the <i>Barbiere di Seviglia</i>. What a fresh, youthful voice,
+which in its range from the tenor C to F in alt, moves about
+with such wonderful ease! The most perfect and delightful,
+though, were the lively rôles of Patti, principally the one of
+Zerlina, in <i>Don Juan</i>. She gave us the true ideal of Zerlina.
+With these advantages, and especially, too, in the development
+of dazzling virtuosity, Patti shines as Rosina in Rossini’s
+<i>Barbiere</i>, and as Norina in Donizetti’s graceful opera, <i>Don
+Pasquale</i>. In the <i>Barbiere</i> one can judge best, perhaps, of
+her marvellous art in singing. Of her later rôles, in Leonora,
+in Verdi’s <i>Trovatore</i>, she attained almost the highest pitch.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_59"></a>[59]</span>
+The <i>Traviata</i>, which is decidedly a far better opera, shows
+Patti to more advantage dramatically. I always disliked
+<i>Dinorah</i>, almost as much as I did formerly the <i>Traviata</i>,
+which I saw the first time badly performed. Two rôles of
+Patti which I cannot praise as much as the two before-mentioned
+are Valentine, in the <i>Huguenots</i>, and Gretchen,
+in the <i>Faust</i> of Gounod. In the valse of Venzano, she
+sings a roulade of seventeen bars in one breath, smiling, as
+if it were child’s play. There is no doubt that the Valentine
+of Pauline Lucca and the Marguerite of Christine Nilsson
+surpass the performance of Patti in these rôles. A clever
+writer once called Italy the conservatoire of God. In this
+conservatoire Adelina Patti has without doubt taken away
+the first prize.”</p>
+
+<p>One Sunday evening, I went with Captain Berkeley to see
+some fine illuminations in the Champs-Elysées. I recollect
+telling him how much I disliked a crowd, to which he
+replied:—</p>
+
+<p>“It is the only day on which the poor people can enjoy
+themselves, and they have as much right to do so as the
+rich. I am always so delighted to see the poor creatures
+happy.” One day, a beggar came up to him and asked
+for some coppers, upon which he said to him:—</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Mon cher ami, c’est défendu de mendier, mais voici un
+franc; ne le faites plus.</i>”</p>
+
+<p>I called one day with my father at an hôtel in the Champs-Elysées.
+As the lady we had come to see happened to be
+out, we were asked to wait in a salon, where an English lady
+sat, reading. My father made some casual remark about
+its being fine weather to be out of doors, to which the lady
+answered that she had only just arrived in Paris and intended
+to have a rest. My father then said that he supposed she
+would go out the next day.</p>
+
+<p>“No,” was the answer. “I told you, I have come here
+for a rest.”</p>
+
+<p>He asked how long she intended resting, when she replied:</p>
+
+<p>“Six months.”</p>
+
+<p>My father was so astonished at this reply that he was quite<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_60"></a>[60]</span>
+unable to refrain from laughing, which rather annoyed the
+lady. On our leaving the hôtel soon afterwards, he said to
+me:</p>
+
+<p>“That old woman is mad with her rest, and to come to
+Paris, of all places, to have it. She must be out of her
+mind.”</p>
+
+<p>I frequently went to the galleries of the Louvre and the
+Luxembourg, and always had a great liking for Greuze’s
+paintings, particularly the <i>Cruche Cassée</i> and <i>l’Accordée
+du Village</i>. The former I have often seen in engravings
+by Masard and other engravers, but no reproduction has
+ever come up to the beautiful face of the original. There
+is always <i>quelque chose à désirer</i> in the copies, and even
+in the photographs from the picture itself; it is something
+in the expression, and not alone in the colouring.</p>
+
+<p>At the time of which I am speaking, there was a Spaniard
+in Paris, a friend of some acquaintances of ours, who built a
+large hôtel and a theatre for himself attached to it. The
+former was heated to a certain temperature, and his doctor
+called upon him every day, receiving a napoleon for each
+visit, and on certain fête days a hundred francs. The
+doctor used merely to feel his patient’s pulse, when he was
+not ill. This Spaniard had two lady friends, a brunette and
+a blonde, each of whom was in the habit of spending certain
+fixed days in the week with him. Notwithstanding the very
+regular life he led, he did not attain the age of forty, but died
+of fever almost suddenly. He was an immensely wealthy
+man, but of a very nervous temperament. During the winter
+he never went out of doors, from fear of taking cold.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Lyons, who was then British Ambassador in Paris,
+was celebrated for two things particularly, apart from his
+diplomatic capabilities: his horses and the excellent dinners
+he gave. An old Englishman, of over seventy, with whom we
+were well acquainted, used to look forward to dining at the
+British Embassy for weeks in advance. But his wife said
+she positively dreaded his going there, as he was invariably
+laid up for a fortnight after partaking of one of these too-appetizing
+banquets.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_61"></a>[61]</span></p>
+
+<p>In the following summer, my parents left the Avenue
+d’Antin and lived for a time in the Avenue Joséphine, until
+an <i>appartement</i> which my mother had taken unfurnished in
+the Rue d’Albe, in the Champs-Elysées, had been got ready
+for us. I recollect she ordered the furniture from the celebrated
+Maison Krieger, in the Faubourg Saint-Antoine.
+The salon was furnished in Louis Quinze style, with some
+tiny chairs with gilt backs and the seats in satin with designs
+of various birds of gorgeous plumage in different colours,
+all worked in silk by hand. The sides of the fauteuils were of
+gilt, while the backs and the seats were all in Aubusson
+tapestry, representing roses on a white foundation. The
+sofa was in Aubusson to match the fauteuils, the curtains as
+well. The carpet, which covered the middle of the room
+only, as the floor was a parquet, was a lovely design with a
+white foundation, the edges of which and the centre represented
+clusters of red and pink roses. The carpet was in
+Aubusson tapestry, and rather a small one, though my
+mother had paid 7,500 francs for it. Dr. Bishop, brother-in-law
+of the late Lord Iddesleigh, declared that the carpet was
+so lovely that he was really afraid to walk on it. He was a
+very tall, stout man, and he always sat on the delicate chairs
+in preference to the others. This made my mother feel
+very uneasy, less because she feared that the chair might get
+broken than because she was afraid that he might have a
+severe fall. The tables in the salon were Louis Quinze style,
+in marqueterie, all inlaid with tortoiseshell and mother-of-pearl
+in Boule style, and on the chimney-piece stood a clock
+and various figures and lamps in old Sèvres porcelain. The
+walls were white, with gold decorations, and were adorned
+with numerous mirrors. I asked my mother to have my bedroom
+furnished in yellow and black satin, which she had done.
+I was extremely fond of the Austrian national colours, and,
+besides, they were the same as those of a room which I had
+occupied some little time before when on a visit to Mrs.
+Reynolds, formerly Miss Lethbridge, at Poundsford Park,
+near Taunton.</p>
+
+<p>As I was about to go to Eton, my mother was anxious that<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_62"></a>[62]</span>
+I should have the correct Eton collar. No one in Paris
+knew what it was like, so Lady Caroline Murray sent her the
+pattern of a collar worn by one of the twin brothers Lambton,
+who were both then at Eton. The elder is now Earl of
+Durham. The Eton jacket was also a bit of a puzzle, and,
+though I had it made as near the correct thing as possible,
+I found, when I got to Eton, that, to be quite in the mode, I
+must get my jackets made by Manley, of Windsor. This I
+did all the time I was at Eton, as well as other clothes I wore
+there.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp100" id="illus10" style="max-width: 62.5em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus10.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>The Author.</p>
+ <p>Aged 9. Aged 14. Aged 16.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 62.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_63"></a>[63]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_VI">CHAPTER VI</h2>
+
+<p class="hanging">I go to Eton—New Boy Baiting—My House Master—Mr. James’s “Jokes”—My
+Room at Eton—Some Eton Masters—A Disorderly Form—Lacaita’s
+Silk Hat—“Billy” Portman</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>There was a certain <i>cachet</i> attached to an Etonian in
+those days which I have not found with boys of any
+other school, assuredly not in England. I may almost say
+not in Europe, except, perhaps, with those of the Theresianum,
+in Vienna. I might almost repeat what the well-known
+German Socialist, Ferdinand Lassalle, wrote to a
+Russian lady, in comparing the German women of the
+middle class with those of the aristocracy, which latter
+class might stand for Etonians of those days in comparison
+with boys of other schools: “The women have not that
+aroma of amiability, that <i>cachet</i> of good manners, which is
+indispensable for every woman who has lived in aristocratic
+circles. There are certainly exceptions, but they are very
+rare.”</p>
+
+<p>In the autumn of 1866 my father took me to Windsor,
+where we put up at the White Hart Hotel. Then we walked
+to Eton and entered the first master’s house we came to, that
+of the Rev. C. C. James. It stood near the wall of a cemetery,
+which some of the rooms overlooked. My father informed the
+master that he had come to place me at the school, but really
+did not know one house from another, and that, if Mr. James
+would care to take me into his house, he would be very glad
+to leave me in his charge. Mr. James replied that it was unusual
+for him to take a boy of whom he knew nothing, without
+having his name entered beforehand, or without some
+recommendation. But whether it was that my father contrived
+to talk him over, or that he thought he would run the
+risk of my turning out a bad bargain, after Mr. James had<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_64"></a>[64]</span>
+asked my age and where I had been to school, it was decided
+that I should stay at his house. My father, I think, was the
+most pleased, for, from what Mr. James had said, he had
+been anticipating some difficulty in finding a house for me at
+all, as at certain masters’ houses a boy’s name had to be
+entered years beforehand. But my father generally trusted
+to chance in everything, and what seemed impossible to most
+people was for him often an easy matter.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. James showed us over the boys’ rooms, and, though I
+should have much preferred having one looking out on Windsor,
+with a fine view of the Castle, I had to be content with
+the end room in the front of the house, which had a view of
+the college chapel, and was quite close to the cemetery. My
+father told him that he did not think I was afraid of ghosts,
+when Mr. James told him that the cemetery was of very
+ancient date, and no longer used for burial purposes. He
+then showed us the beds, which were closed up in the daytime,
+in such a way as to present the appearance of cupboards,
+and said that he would get me a bureau similar to
+that which every boy had there.</p>
+
+<p>My father soon took his departure and went back to the
+“White Hart,” upon which I was handed over to the housekeeper,
+who invited me to sit in her room, and gave me some
+tea. I remained there until the evening, when some of the
+boys began to arrive. As might be expected, I was far from
+being at ease, and felt like someone entering on a new existence,
+in a completely different world from the one in which
+he had lived. The housekeeper inquired whether I did not
+know some of the boys at James’s, and told me their names.
+To which I replied that I did not know even one of them,
+though I knew some boys at other houses. At what houses
+they were, however, I could not say. She said that the boys
+I mentioned were higher in the school than I was likely to be
+placed, and that they would not condescend to speak to so
+humble a person as myself, and that I must make acquaintances
+of my own age, which I would soon do.</p>
+
+<p>I had not long to wait before some of the boys arrived, and
+presently came into the housekeeper’s room. But I do not<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_65"></a>[65]</span>
+recollect one of them speaking to me then, and shortly afterwards
+I set out for Windsor, as my father had got permission
+for me to dine with him at the “White Hart,” before he left
+for London, on his way back to Paris.</p>
+
+<p>When I returned to James’s alone, I went into the housekeeper’s
+room, in which I found several boys, who regarded me
+with a curiosity which I found decidedly embarrassing.
+The first who spoke to me was a very nice-looking boy of
+sixteen, named Gaskell, who was in the Remove. He asked
+me my name, and whether I thought I should pass into the
+Fourth Form. I replied that I did not feel at all sure of doing
+so. At that moment another new boy, named Temple,
+with fair hair and a very plain face, entered the room, to whom
+Gaskell put the same questions as he had to me. Temple
+did not appear over-burdened by modesty, and had no doubt
+whatever about passing into the Fourth Form.</p>
+
+<p>“Of course I shall,” he declared confidently, putting his
+hands in his trousers pockets and looking very important.</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly some other boys came in.</p>
+
+<p>“Here are some new fellows,” said Gaskell.</p>
+
+<p>“What are they like?” asked the others. “Let’s have a
+look at them.”</p>
+
+<p>“This chap here—Temple his name is—seems devilish
+confident about himself; expects to get into the Fourth
+Form at once.”</p>
+
+<p>“I say,” exclaimed a fair, good-looking boy, who was
+bigger than Gaskell and taller, and whose name was John H.
+Locke, “so you expect to pass easily? Where do you come
+from?”</p>
+
+<p>“From London,” replied Temple, colouring slightly.</p>
+
+<p>“From what school?”</p>
+
+<p>“I was educated at home by a tutor.”</p>
+
+<p>“Indeed! Well, you give yourself airs of importance that
+won’t do here, I can tell you. We’ll soon knock them out of
+you.”</p>
+
+<p>Temple put his hands in his trousers pockets and shrugged
+his shoulders, while his not very prepossessing countenance
+assumed an expression that was almost diabolical.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_66"></a>[66]</span></p>
+
+<p>“You look like the devil,” said Locke, laughing.</p>
+
+<p>“So he does,” exclaimed some of the others; and one boy
+added:—</p>
+
+<p>“I say, Satan, what an ugly mug you have!”</p>
+
+<p>Temple darted a glance of withering scorn at the speaker,
+but could not trust himself to reply.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s a good name for him,” remarked Locke. “Mug,
+I say, Mug, mind you pass your exam. well, and don’t look so
+fiendish when one speaks to you, for it won’t pay.”</p>
+
+<p>Saying which he took his departure, leaving Temple to
+digest the advice he had given.</p>
+
+<p>The exam. came off in due course, when Temple failed to
+qualify for the Fourth Form, and was put into the Lower
+School; while I passed into the Lower Fourth, which was
+more than I expected to do. All the boys at James’s were
+pleased, for they had taken a great dislike to Temple. The
+latter, however, was not in the least disheartened at not
+taking the Fourth Form, but put his hands in his pockets,
+shrugged his shoulders, and looked at the other boys as
+contemptuously as before. He was at once given to Alexander,
+the Captain of the Oppidans, as a fag, while I was
+allotted to Locke. Alexander never spoke to Lower boys,
+except to fag them, so Temple had merely to do what he was
+told. I had a very easy time of it with Locke, who had
+other fags besides. Sometimes Locke would ask me to sit
+down in his room and talk to him, when he would often give
+me fruit and bonbons. He was about eighteen, in the Sixth
+Form, and rowed in the <i>Monarch</i>; but C. R. Alexander was
+Captain of the House and Head of the School, or what is
+termed Captain of the Oppidans, to distinguish him from
+the Captain of the Collegers, nicknamed Tugs, who are boys
+on the foundation and obliged always to wear a gown.</p>
+
+<p>A boy named James Doyne, who became a great friend
+of mine, messed with me, that is to say, we took our breakfast
+and tea together in his room, as it was larger than mine.
+I often did his French lessons for him out of school, and
+helped him with others, as he was in the Lower School.
+Sometimes, he bought beefsteaks for breakfast, and I would<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_67"></a>[67]</span>
+cook them downstairs while he was in school, as he was often
+kept behind by his master. So occasionally, when I happened
+to be very hungry, I would not only eat my own steak, but
+a part of his as well, which used to make him very angry.</p>
+
+<p>Doyne told me once that his father knew a gentleman who,
+on being introduced to another, said:—</p>
+
+<p>“You are the son of a tailor, I believe, are you not?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” was the reply, “and I will take your measure.”</p>
+
+<p>The tailor’s son never rested until he had ruined the other.</p>
+
+<p>It seems a great pity that duelling is not allowed in England,
+as it would oblige some men in this country to mend their
+manners, even if the duel were restricted to the use of the
+<i>épée</i> alone, and were to cease at the first sign of blood. Anyway,
+it would be better than the senseless actions for libel,
+which cost a great deal of money, and are quite unknown in
+other civilized countries.</p>
+
+<p>I had very little to do with my tutor, Mr. James, being up
+to another master in school. He was a Mr. Luxmoore, a
+young, rather good-looking and very pleasant man. My
+tutor only took the Fifth Form pupils of his own division, but
+at times he would see how the boys in his house were progressing
+in their studies. Mr. James was a rather tall and
+thin man, about thirty-seven, with a long, fair, almost reddish
+beard and no moustache. His eyes were blue, and he had a
+habit of looking away from people while he talked, and when
+he became nervous he used to stammer, but not very perceptibly.
+Although he could not be called handsome,
+he was by no means bad-looking, having a very pleasant
+expression and beautiful teeth.</p>
+
+<p>We had to be in school at 7 a.m. in the summer, and
+7.30 a.m. in the winter, and the lesson lasted an hour. Then
+we went back to our rooms for breakfast, or, rather, had to
+go to our fagmaster and cook his breakfast first. But
+Locke hardly ever required this service of me, as he generally
+made another of his fags do it for him. At 9.15 we all
+had to attend Chapel, which lasted half an hour. Then
+school again till 10.30, and from 11.15 till 12. The two
+hours after this were called, “after twelve,” which one<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_68"></a>[68]</span>
+usually spent in one’s tutor’s pupil-room. Dinner was at
+2 p.m., then school again from 2.45 till 3.30, and then from
+5 to 6. After this the boys were free till the time for “lock-up,”
+which changes with the time of year. In the summer
+it was at 8.45. A half-holiday was just the same until
+dinner, but in the afternoon “absence” was called at 3
+p.m. in the winter and at 6 p.m. in the summer. “Absence”
+is a call-over of the names, which takes place in the school
+yard. Its object was to prevent boys from going too far
+away, and ensuring that they should be back in time for
+“lock-up.” When a master did not come for “absence,”
+it was termed a “call”; and the boys only waited five or
+six minutes for him.</p>
+
+<p>In addition to the work done in school and pupil-room,
+we had work to do in our own rooms, especially on a Sunday,
+when we had Sunday Questions to write out. The half-holidays
+were on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays,
+and on Sundays, besides attending Chapel, we had the
+Sunday Questions to answer. This usually occupied us
+several hours.</p>
+
+<p>There was a boy at James’s who was then in the Remove,
+called Craven, a tall, dark, good-looking fellow, who dressed
+well and had an umbrella with a death’s-head handle carved
+in ivory, which he never opened, even when it poured with
+rain, from fear that he would not be able to fold it again
+so neatly as it was then done up. He always wore the
+most expensive silk hats he could buy, and habitually scented
+himself with patchouli. One rainy day, when all James’s
+Lower boys were in his pupil-room, in the house, Mr. James
+called up Craven, and said to him:—</p>
+
+<p>“Craven, why don’t you sign your name in full: Fulwar
+John Colquilt Craven?”</p>
+
+<p>“I do, sir,” answered Craven.</p>
+
+<p>“But you don’t—merely Fulwar Craven. Don’t you
+own the John Colquilt?”</p>
+
+<p>All the boys began to titter, and Craven laughed and
+said:—</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose I don’t, sir.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_69"></a>[69]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Why do you stupid boys giggle?” exclaimed Mr. James.
+“There is nothing to laugh at because Craven won’t own
+his name, John Colquilt, which is a very nice one.”</p>
+
+<p>The boys went on laughing all the more, at which the
+master was furious, and cried:</p>
+
+<p>“I will make you all write out a book of the <i>Iliad</i> if
+you don’t stop giggling at once.”</p>
+
+<p>This threat had the desired effect, and gravity was
+restored; but it did not last very long. A good-looking
+boy named Ady, who was at Miss Evans’s Dame’s house,
+but was a pupil of my tutor, and who wore a lot of gold
+charms on his watch-chain, came up to Mr. James to ask
+some questions, when the latter said:—</p>
+
+<p>“Ady, I wonder you don’t wear bracelets with all those
+jingling things; you are more like a girl.”</p>
+
+<p>Thereupon all the boys began to titter again, while Ady
+blushed, but did not make any reply. On returning to his
+seat, however, he put out his tongue at Mr. James, who
+happened to be looking in another direction, and then
+smiled, when the boys began to laugh with a vengeance.</p>
+
+<p>“Stop that laughter,” screamed the exasperated master,
+his eyes sparkling with wrath, “or I’ll have all of you swished
+in turn. I won’t stand this nonsense any longer. First
+of all with Craven, who is scented like a fast lady, and then
+with Ady, who is covered with jewellery like another; I
+might just as well keep a girls’ school.”</p>
+
+<p>The giggling now became downright laughter, which the
+boys were quite unable to restrain. At last, Mr. James
+began to see that he had made a joke, which flattered his
+vanity, so he smiled, and said:—</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, even the boys are laughing at you both.”</p>
+
+<p>This was too much for his audience, who roared with
+laughter, until, after a while, the master said:—</p>
+
+<p>“Now, I think, we have laughed enough; I hope it will
+be a lesson to them both.”</p>
+
+<p>Craven and Ady nearly split their sides with laughing,
+as well as the others.</p>
+
+<p>“I see I can do nothing with you to-day,” remarked<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_70"></a>[70]</span>
+Mr. James, “these laughing moods are very distressing;
+it upsets the whole of the lessons. I must be more serious
+with you, and not permit myself even a joke. I see it plainly
+more and more every time.”</p>
+
+<p>At last the merriment subsided, but presently some of
+the boys began laughing again.</p>
+
+<p>“What is the joke now?” exclaimed the master. “Tell
+me, for I should like to know. I can see nothing whatever
+to laugh at now.”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir,” answered Craven, “you make a joke, and
+you won’t even allow us to laugh at it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, well! if it is that that you are laughing at, I suppose
+it is all right,” said Mr. James, who was gradually regaining
+his good-humour, and presently the boys were dismissed.
+Afterwards there was great fun made at his expense, Craven
+and Ady being highly amused.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. James was nicknamed “Stiggins” by the boys who
+had been with him at Eton, and, although unpopular out of
+his house, he was not so in it. There were much more
+disagreeable tutors at Eton at the time of which I am speaking,
+some of them perfect horrors. Mr. James was a good-hearted
+man, and was very kind at times, though he was
+very brusque in his manner, and in the habit of speaking
+his mind without the least reservation. He had no particular
+favourites, but, on the other hand, he did not take
+any violent dislikes, and was just enough, apart from occasional
+sallies against certain boys. These he indulged in
+under the impression that he was being witty, and not infrequently
+the jokes he made were at his own expense.
+He had a good memory and could recite innumerable
+verses from Greek and Latin poets, but he was a poor orator.
+He was a good chess-player, and often played with the
+boys, giving them a queen and sometimes a rook as well,
+and generally beating them. Sometimes he played with
+another master, Mr. Wayte, a middle-aged man, with a grey
+beard, who could play twenty-five games of chess at the
+same time blindfolded, and win most of them. Mr. James
+once beat Mr. Wayte, after which he would never play<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_71"></a>[71]</span>
+with him again, wishing to be able to say that the last time
+he played with him he had succeeded in gaining the victory.
+I often played chess with my tutor, on which occasions he
+usually gave me a queen. Sometimes I managed to beat
+him, and once when I had been successful, he said to me:—</p>
+
+<p>“You have beaten me, and I have beaten Wayte, who is
+one of the finest players in Europe. So, in winning the
+game to-day, you have something to be proud of.”</p>
+
+<p>We always tried to make our rooms at James’s as comfortable
+as possible. I had a fancy at that time for pictures
+of horses, and bought a set of steeplechase ones, by Alken,
+printed in colours and published by Ackermann. I had
+also a picture of Hermit, the Derby winner of 1865, by
+Harry Hall, which was also printed in colours. In the
+summer, like the other boys, I had geraniums and other
+flowers in a large green wooden box, which was made to
+cover the length of my window-sill. I spent, however,
+more of my time in Doyne’s room, which was nearer the
+road, and farther away from the cemetery. It was a more
+cheerful room, containing several arm-chairs. Besides, we
+always messed together and took our meals there, and so
+I looked on the room almost as being my own. Alexander
+and Locke had two rooms each. The latter had quite a
+collection of silver cups, which he had won at Eton, and
+his sitting-room was decorated with numerous trophies
+of the Boats, arranged against the wall, from the light blue
+of the <i>Victory</i> and the dark blue of the <i>Monarch</i> to the
+cerise of the <i>Prince of Wales</i> and the blue of the <i>Britannia</i>.
+I can only remember entering Alexander’s room once. It
+was also adorned with the colours of the Eleven and silver
+cups won at cricket and racquets, as he was Captain of
+the Eleven and President of “Pop.” “Pop” is the name
+given to the Eton Society, to which only boys in the Sixth
+Form and the Upper Fifth can belong.</p>
+
+<p>The occasion on which I entered Alexander’s room was
+on a Sunday. He opened his door, and called: “Lower
+boy!” and, as I happened to be on the landing, he said
+that he must send me to make a copy of his Sunday Questions,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_72"></a>[72]</span>
+which were always written up outside St. George’s
+Chapel at Windsor. It was a dreary walk, for, as it was
+Sunday afternoon, all the shops were, of course, closed.
+I made a copy of the Questions in pencil, and, on my return,
+left them in Alexander’s room. At eleven o’clock that
+night, he came and woke me up, to ask if I could read some
+word I had copied, which I had to confess I could not. He
+went away, but returned to my room an hour later, and,
+waking me up again, said he thought he could make a guess
+at the word we had been unable to make out, and asked
+me if it were not correct. I then suddenly remembered
+that it was the right word, when he laughed and went out.
+This was the only time I was ever sent to copy out Sunday
+Questions, as Alexander always, as a rule, sent his own
+fags to do this, and Locke, whose fag I was, hardly ever
+gave me anything to do. I was, in consequence, very
+sorry when he left Eton, which he did very shortly afterwards
+for Trinity College, Cambridge. Alexander went up
+to King’s.</p>
+
+<p>One half I was up to a master called Austin Leigh, who
+was in the habit of speaking so softly that we could scarcely
+hear a word he said in school. So when he spoke, I always
+had to guess what he said. One day he asked me to construe
+a passage, which I did, when he corrected me, saying:—</p>
+
+<p>“I told you what to say.”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, I could not hear exactly.”</p>
+
+<p>“Are you deaf?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, sir, but I did not hear exactly.”</p>
+
+<p>“Then, for not listening, you will please write out the
+lesson as a punishment. Do you hear now?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>I hated being up to Austin Leigh, for I never could hear,
+as he always spoke in a whisper somewhat like the hissing
+of a serpent.</p>
+
+<p>There was another master, who thought himself rather
+good-looking, as he had regular features; but he had yellowish
+hair, was inclined to baldness, and his figure was lanky
+and awkward. This master was fond of making very tame<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_73"></a>[73]</span>
+jokes in school. If we laughed at them, it was all right,
+but the boys who ignored his jokes he punished. He insisted
+on calling Lord Edward Somerset by the name
+of Samson, but once when he called upon “Samson” to
+stand up, no one rose. He then turned to Lord Edward
+Somerset, and said:—</p>
+
+<p>“Why did you not stand up when I told you to do so?”</p>
+
+<p>“Because you never told me, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“I did; your name is Samson, isn’t it?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, sir; it’s Somerset.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, anyhow, you knew that I meant you.”</p>
+
+<p>Somerset made no reply, and the master said:—</p>
+
+<p>“For disobedience you will write me out this chapter of
+‘Xenophon!’”</p>
+
+<p>“Very well, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>Among the numerous masters at Eton with whom I had
+little or nothing to do, those whom I remember best are:
+Mr. Stephen Hawtrey, who was a very agreeable man;
+Mr. Hale, a mathematical master, nicknamed, on account of
+his whitish hair, “the Badger,” who was also very pleasant;
+the Rev. W. Dalton, another mathematical master, who had
+very full lips and a reddish face, and went by the <i>sobriquet</i>
+of “Piggy”; the Rev. Joynes, who had somewhat the
+appearance of a weasel, and had great difficulty in keeping
+his division in order; Mr. Cornish, a fair-haired man, who
+was rather disagreeable at times; and Mr. Cockshot, also a
+mathematical master, who was bright and pleasant. The
+Rev. Durnford, nicknamed “Judy,” I only knew by sight,
+and the same was the case with Mr. Arthur James, my
+tutor’s brother, who was an exceptionally pleasant man.</p>
+
+<p>All the masters had some peculiarity, and it took some time
+to get used to their ways, as they were all so different from
+one another. Just, however, as a boy was beginning to
+understand a master the half came to an end, and, after the
+holidays, he would probably be sent up to quite a different
+kind of man. For each master took a separate division,
+and was promoted like the boys from one division to another.</p>
+
+<p>The most popular master was the Rev. Edmund Warre,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_74"></a>[74]</span>
+afterwards Head Master and Provost of Eton. He was a
+good-looking, fair man, who wore spectacles, and, besides
+being one of the cleverest of the masters, was a very fine oar,
+and always superintended the coaching of the Eight. He
+used to try to interest the boys up to him in school in a subject,
+as Herr Kirchhofer did at Frankfurt. I remember
+once, during a lesson in geography, he said that Austria-Hungary
+was a nation which would one day break up, since
+it consisted of too many nationalities, the link between which
+was not sufficiently strong to be permanent. Upon another
+occasion, he recommended us to read “The Last of the
+Barons,” by Lord Lytton, which he said was one of the best
+historical novels ever written, and I remember that some of
+us followed his advice.</p>
+
+<p>There was a good deal of jealousy amongst certain
+masters, who did not pull together. Mr. Oscar Browning
+was unpopular with some of his colleagues, though he
+was very much liked by the boys at his house and those
+up to him in school. There can be little doubt that the
+dislike entertained by certain masters for Mr. Browning
+was due to jealousy, as he was cleverer than the majority of
+them, and he was certainly very witty, and at times rather
+sarcastic. I was up to him in school one half, and I think,
+on the whole, he was the pleasantest master I was ever up to,
+since he used to enliven the tedium of school hours by his
+witty remarks, occasionally making fun of some of us, but
+in such a nice, pleasant way, that we all enjoyed the joke,
+even those who were the cause of the merriment. It was
+almost impossible to be late for school with Mr. Browning,
+as he generally arrived late on the scene himself. Now and
+again, however, he reversed the usual order of things, and
+then those who had counted on his late arrival were caught
+and punished.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. R. A. H. Mitchell, the famous cricketer, was a master
+of the Lower School. My friend Jim Doyne was up to him,
+and said that he was very popular with the boys.</p>
+
+<p>There was another master, Mr. St. John Thackeray, who
+had no authority whatever over the boys up to him in school,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_75"></a>[75]</span>
+who invariably made fun of him, and jeered at him all the
+time. I was up to him one half, when I found it quite
+impossible to learn anything, owing to the constant disturbance,
+which was quite overpowering. I used to come in late
+continually when up to Mr. Thackeray, as I knew it did not
+much matter. One day, however, he said to me:—</p>
+
+<p>“You are half an hour late this morning!”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, I overslept myself.”</p>
+
+<p>“But you always oversleep yourself.”</p>
+
+<p>“Please, sir, I couldn’t help it; I was so tired.”</p>
+
+<p>“What made you so tired...?”</p>
+
+<p>Here the other boys began to laugh, and someone said
+aloud:—</p>
+
+<p>“He’s always so slack.”</p>
+
+<p>“Which boy spoke?” asked Mr. Thackeray angrily. A
+dead silence ensued.</p>
+
+<p>“I <i>will</i> know which boy spoke just now. If the boy
+doesn’t come forward at once, I shall punish all the division.”
+Upon this two or three boys said:—</p>
+
+<p>“It was I, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“Which of you was it?” asked Mr. Thackeray.</p>
+
+<p>“I, sir,” sounded from different parts of the room.</p>
+
+<p>“It’s really too bad; the whole division shall be punished
+then,” said the master.</p>
+
+<p>While he was occupied in making a note of this, a book was
+hurled across the room, at which there was great laughter.
+Mr. Thackeray was furious.</p>
+
+<p>“I shall have to report the whole division for bad conduct
+if I don’t know at once who threw that book,” he cried.</p>
+
+<p>“It was I,” said one boy.</p>
+
+<p>Then, a moment afterwards, another voice said:—</p>
+
+<p>“It was I, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“But it could not have been both of you. Which of you
+was it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Me, sir,” said the first boy who had spoken.</p>
+
+<p>“Then you will please write out the chapter we are
+reading”—then, correcting himself—“or, rather, which we
+ought to be reading.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_76"></a>[76]</span></p>
+
+<p>For a few minutes the lesson proceeded quietly, though
+on the least pretext there would be shouts of laughter. Mr.
+Thackeray entirely forgot to punish the other boy and myself;
+only the one who had hurled the book was punished. Every
+day with Mr. Thackeray was similar to this one, sometimes
+more amusing, sometimes less so, but always very noisy
+indeed. He spoilt the boys for other masters, as, being
+accustomed to do as they liked with him, they would come
+late into school when they were up to others, who would
+send them up to be swished on a repetition of the offence.
+I was never swished at Eton during all the four years I was
+there.</p>
+
+<p>The late Earl Grosvenor, who, when Viscount Belgrave,
+was at Eton with me, was a very good-looking boy, with fair
+hair, but he wore jackets that were sometimes too short for
+him, and it was the same with his trousers, as he had grown
+out of them. One day, when he sat in school on a form in
+front of me, during a lesson by Mr. Henry Tarver, the French
+master, a boy sitting next me, seeing Belgrave’s shirt, which
+was plainly visible between his jacket and trousers, pulled
+it right out altogether. Belgrave turned round angrily,
+thinking at first that it was I who had taken this liberty with
+his shirt, when he saw that the culprit was a boy whom he
+knew well. Nevertheless, he was very confused and had
+great trouble in adjusting his protruding garment, as it was
+necessary to do it in such a way as not to attract the attention
+of Mr. Tarver, who would certainly have inquired
+into the matter and meted out condign punishment to the
+offender.</p>
+
+<p>There is a French saying that small events often interest
+great minds. I hope that this may be so, in which event
+there will be some excuse for my mentioning this incident,
+which struck me at the time as being rather ludicrous, though
+I cannot say whether others may be of the same opinion.
+Lord Grosvenor, after he left Eton, was fond of driving an
+engine, and I am told that he often drove the train between
+London and Holyhead for pleasure.</p>
+
+<p>His name reminds me of a good story that I once heard at<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_77"></a>[77]</span>
+Eton about his grandfather, the Duke of Westminster.
+The latter, one day, was told by his groom of the chamber
+that the dress-coat that he wore was getting very shabby.
+The Duke asked to see it, and then told the man that he
+might order a new one for himself. “But,” added the
+thrifty nobleman, “you may let me have this old coat;
+it will do quite well for me to wear.” The Duke of Atholl,
+who was a first cousin of my grandfather, had also rather a
+contempt for dress, and my mother was told by the latter
+that, when an old man, he was often mistaken in the street
+for a beggar, and had pence offered him.</p>
+
+<p>There was a boy named Lacaita at Eton, who, when he
+first came, wore a most extraordinary hat. The lower part
+was much broader than the upper, so that the hat was not
+unlike a loaf of sugar. I think he must have imported it
+from Italy. However, if I remember rightly, it was very
+speedily battered out of any shape at all, for it was an innovation
+which pleased none of the boys, who were only too
+ready to make a football of it, as they generally did of anything
+they happened to take a dislike to, and particularly
+a silk hat.</p>
+
+<p>Doyne used frequently to invite boys from other houses
+to tea with us in his room. They were mostly those whom
+he knew “at home,” that is to say, away from Eton, and who
+were friends of his people. The Hon. John FitzWilliam,
+who was in the same division as myself, often came, as he was
+a relative of his, as well as Lord Trafalgar, who was in the
+Lower School, and Lord Mandeville, who afterwards became
+Duke of Manchester. The last-named was a very good-looking
+boy, with very dark, curly hair; he was full of fun,
+and I liked him very much, though I only met him when he
+came to tea with us, as he was lower down in the school and
+at a different tutor’s house from myself.</p>
+
+<p>A boy named Charles Rice Hodgson, in the same division
+as I was, was my greatest friend at first. He was at Vidal’s,
+a Dame’s house. He was a very handsome boy, with rather
+fair hair and blue eyes, nearly perfect features, and a beautiful
+complexion. He used to dress very well and always<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_78"></a>[78]</span>
+wore a button-hole—a rose or a carnation in summer—and
+usually scented himself. He was very clever and had a good
+deal of swagger, and was a favourite with the bigger boys at
+Vidal’s, who often used to walk with him, which was strongly
+disapproved of by some of the masters. I often helped him
+out of a difficulty; and sometimes, when he had not learned
+his lesson over night, I would prompt him in a low voice to
+construe it, as I always sat next to him in school. He left
+Eton very suddenly, at which I was quite distressed, as he
+had always been so much with me, and I liked him more
+than any other boy, and had been in his company the day
+before he left. A more charming boy than Hodgson I have
+never known; but he was conceited about his looks, for he
+was one of the best-looking boys, if not the best-looking, at
+Eton in those days.</p>
+
+<p>Another boy at the same Dame’s house as Hodgson was
+Charles D. Robertson Williamson, who was considered to be
+the best-looking boy then at Eton. He was higher up in
+the school than I was, and, though his tutor, Mr. Johnson
+(Cory, the author of “Ionica”), liked him very much, some
+of the other masters did not approve of his putting on so much
+side and being so often with bigger boys. At Lord’s, during
+the Eton and Harrow match, I happened quite accidentally
+to make the acquaintance of Williamson’s aunt. She was
+only eighteen, and bore a most extraordinary resemblance
+to her nephew, with the same beautiful face, the same short
+upper lip, the same large, round, hazel eyes, the same beautifully
+shaped mouth, the same delicate nose, slightly, in
+fact almost imperceptibly, tilted, and the same brown hair;
+and she was of the same height as he was. She spoke to me
+without knowing me at all, saying:—</p>
+
+<p>“I want to keep my nephew with me a day or two longer.
+Do you think I can do so?”</p>
+
+<p>“You must ask his tutor; no doubt he will allow you to
+do so,” I answered, thinking that he could not possibly refuse
+her.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I will try.”</p>
+
+<p>With which, Williamson’s aunt went off in search of Mr.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_79"></a>[79]</span>
+Johnson, and presently returned, looking very pleased, and
+said:—</p>
+
+<p>“Mr. Johnson has given the permission I wanted. I am
+so happy!” And she clapped her hands together with
+delight.</p>
+
+<p>I did not know Williamson to speak to before then, not
+being so high in the school as he was, and I met him for the
+first time when he came later in the day to meet his aunt
+in the Grand Stand at Lord’s.</p>
+
+<p>Once, when Doyne and I were driving in a hansom from
+Lord’s after the Eton and Harrow match, he caught sight of
+the Hon. E. W. B. Portman, and said to me:—</p>
+
+<p>“Do you mind giving Billy Portman a lift?”</p>
+
+<p>We made room for him between us, which was an easy
+enough matter in those days, though in years to come it
+would have been quite impossible, for he grew so stout that
+he weighed seventeen stone, and I rather fancy Jim Doyne
+was even heavier.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_80"></a>[80]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_VII">CHAPTER VII</h2>
+
+<p class="hanging">An Amusing Incident—Lady Caroline Murray—An Anecdote of Queen
+Victoria—Lord Rossmore’s Wager—The Match at the Wall—Practical
+Jokes—Some Boys at James’s</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>Boys at Eton rarely made friends outside their
+respective houses. Therefore, when Hodgson left,
+I spent most of my spare time with Doyne, who even then was
+very stout, and, though older than I, below me in the school.
+When he left Eton, my chief companion was a boy named
+Harry Gridley, with whom I messed for a short time, and
+with whom I often went for walks on a Sunday along the
+playing-fields by the river.</p>
+
+<p>Gridley, who was in the Fifth Form, was a dark-haired
+boy, very kind and good-natured. He was in the Boats,
+and a capital oar, and rowed later in the <i>Monarch</i>, the ten-oared
+Upper boat. Sometimes I would go to Windsor with
+him to play billiards, notwithstanding that this was against
+the rules. One day, whilst we were playing, I, by way of a
+joke, began ordering him about and calling him “Peter,”
+and then, to tease him, told him that some man who was in
+the room thought he was my fag. He flew into a rage, and,
+when the man had left the room, rushed at me and caught me
+by the throat, as though he would strangle me. However,
+we soon made friends again, but, strange to say, this nickname
+of “Peter,” which I had given him for the first time in
+the billiard-room at Windsor, always stuck to him, even in
+the 5th Lancers, which he joined later. He was very fond of
+reading, and one day took up “Adam Bede,” by George
+Eliot; but he told me that he could not finish it, as the
+hero was a very ugly, red-haired man, and he disliked reading
+about ugly people. He quite set me against the book, for
+I never read it after he said this.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp45" id="illus11" style="max-width: 18.75em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus11.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>Charles Balfour, at Eton with the Author.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 80.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp45" id="illus12" style="max-width: 18.75em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus12.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>Miss Minnie Balfour, sister of Hilda, Lady de Clifford.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 81.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_81"></a>[81]</span></p>
+
+<p>Alexander, the Captain of the Oppidans, was a very
+good-looking boy of eighteen; dark, with black, curly hair.
+His memory was quite extraordinary, and he could repeat
+the whole of the <i>Odyssey</i>, in the original Greek. Once
+he had read a book and mastered its contents, he never
+forgot it. Even Mr. James was astounded at Alexander’s
+marvellous gift for remembering things. Locke was also
+clever, but in a different way from Alexander.</p>
+
+<p>Some time after I went to Eton, my tutor got his cousin,
+Mrs. Bower, to look after the boys instead of the housekeeper,
+which was a pleasant change for us. She was about thirty-five
+and a very nice woman, and, having taken rather a fancy
+to me, used often to invite me to her room at five o’clock
+and give me tea and cake.</p>
+
+<p>One day some friends of Doyne—a baronet and his three
+daughters—came from London to see him. As it was a
+Sunday, I did not get up until late, when I ran into Doyne’s
+room, clad only in my night-shirt, and with my water-jug
+in my hand, to get some water to wash with. To my horror,
+I suddenly found myself confronted by three ladies, who,
+on catching sight of me, uttered a scream, and then, as I
+turned round and incontinently fled, burst into fits of laughter.
+Doyne told me afterwards that his friends were highly
+amused at this incident, and declared that they should
+never forget their visit to Eton.</p>
+
+<p>A boy named Charles Balfour was my fag when I was
+in the Fifth Form. Doyne, who was still in the Lower School,
+found my having a fag very convenient, as the latter had
+to cook the steaks and chops for our breakfast. Balfour
+was a good-looking boy, and I liked him very much; but
+he could not bear doing anything for Doyne, as the latter
+was lower down in the school than he was. I met the late
+Charles Balfour, with his father and family, at Wiesbaden
+in after years. His sister Hilda, a very pretty girl, subsequently
+married Lord de Clifford.</p>
+
+<p>With Balfour I met another old schoolfellow, Baldock, who
+was with his sister at Wiesbaden. He was twelfth man
+for the Eton Eleven one year, when I was there and Keeper<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_82"></a>[82]</span>
+of “Sixpenny,” and was a general favourite with the lower
+boys. Later on, in town, I recollect going to a ball at his
+house in Grosvenor Place. He was made a C.B. by King
+Edward VII., having served thirty-six years in the Yeomanry
+and reached the rank of colonel.</p>
+
+<p>The present Lord Harris, G.C.S.I., the well-known cricketer,
+was in the Eton Eleven in my time and afterwards Captain
+of it. I can recollect him perfectly—a tall, fair-haired and
+remarkably handsome boy, with merry blue eyes, who always
+looked the picture of health. Amongst those who made
+their mark at cricket and football, and, at the same time,
+distinguished themselves in school, were the late Earl of
+Pembroke and Montgomery, then the Hon. Sidney Herbert,
+who was a good-looking boy, with blue eyes and black hair,
+and the late Earl of Onslow. The latter was at one time
+in the same division as myself.</p>
+
+<p>Sir Hubert Parry, so famous as a composer, was at Eton
+with me, but much higher up in the school than I was. He
+was at Vidal’s, and a boy in his house told me that he played
+the violin beautifully. I can remember that he was a good
+football player, and that I thought him a very fine-looking
+fellow, but I only knew him by sight.</p>
+
+<p>Craven, when in the Fifth Form, kept his fags dancing
+attendance on him all their spare time, and used to send
+them on long errands to Windsor. “Mug” was his fag for
+one half, and had a very lively time of it at first; but afterwards
+Craven treated him very much better. I was John
+Lister-Kaye’s fag at one time, and found him more exacting
+than Locke, with whom I had had a very easy time; but he
+became a friend of mine when I was higher up in the school.
+“Mug” was his fag at the same time, and liked fagging for
+him very much, as he treated him very kindly. His younger
+brother, Cecil Lister-Kaye, was a friend of mine from the
+very first. Both brothers were very good-looking boys,
+with fair hair. The elder, afterwards Sir John Lister-Kaye,
+who rowed in the <i>Victory</i> at Eton, subsequently entered
+the “Blues.” On one occasion, the Lister-Kayes and myself
+were invited to dine at Upton Park, with Mrs. Adair, a very<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_83"></a>[83]</span>
+lovely woman, who, I recollect, was dressed in black velvet,
+which set off her superb figure and dazzling skin to great
+advantage. She was a grand-daughter of the Duchess of
+Roxburghe and a great friend of my cousin, the Hon. Emily
+Cathcart, maid-of-honour to Queen Victoria.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp45" id="illus13" style="max-width: 18.75em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus13.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>W. H. Onslow, aged 13, afterwards Lord Onslow.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 82.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp45" id="illus14" style="max-width: 18.75em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus14.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>The Hon. Emily Cathcart, Maid of Honour to Queen Victoria.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 83.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>One day, the Hon. Charles Finch, afterwards Earl of Aylesford,
+who was in the same division as myself, told me that
+he had stopped my cousin while she was walking with a
+lady in Eton, and that a few days later, when he happened
+to meet her again, she said to him:—</p>
+
+<p>“I have a bone to pick with you. Do you know whom
+you kept waiting when you spoke to me the other day?
+It was the Princess Louise (afterwards Duchess of Argyll)!”
+The Earl of Aylesford, like myself, was a cousin of Emily
+Cathcart.</p>
+
+<p>While at Eton, I used occasionally to spend the day with
+my great-aunt, Lady Georgiana Cathcart. She lived near
+Ascot, and once when I was driving with her and her daughter
+we called on the Ladies Murray, who had a fine house in
+the neighbourhood, and Lady Caroline told us that if we
+had come some minutes earlier, we should have met Queen
+Victoria, who had lunched with them in quite an informal
+way, saying:—</p>
+
+<p>“Give me what you have ready, nothing else.”</p>
+
+<p>Lady Caroline told me that, owing to bearing the same
+name, she had frequently been mistaken for my mother’s
+aunt at Richmond, who had recently died. She showed me
+an oak-tree which her brother, the Earl of Mansfield, had
+planted in his garden the last time he had come to see her.
+In her younger days, she had been lady-in-waiting to the
+Duchess of Kent, at which time she was considered a great
+beauty.</p>
+
+<p>One day, when I was dining at Ascot, I met my cousin
+Emily, who was wearing a lovely dress of violet velvet,
+trimmed with white lace, and said:—</p>
+
+<p>“Her Majesty said I was not to wear this dress at Court,
+and I have only worn it once before, although it cost me a
+good deal of money.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_84"></a>[84]</span></p>
+
+<p>Queen Victoria, it seems, would often take a dislike to
+some dress worn by one of her maids-of-honour.</p>
+
+<p>I frequently went to Windsor Castle to see my cousin.
+On one occasion, I mistook the room, and had to wait for
+some time in a drawing-room. Presently, a lady came in,
+who was very charming in her manner towards me, and
+had some tea and muffins brought to me by a man-servant
+in the scarlet livery of the Palace. This lady I afterwards
+learned was the Countess of Erroll. Once, when I called
+at the Castle I was received by the Hon. Harriet Phipps,
+who told me that my cousin had left Windsor and that she
+had taken her place in waiting. She invited me to have some
+tea, which was brought in in a solid silver teapot, and served
+in very fine porcelain cups, on both of which was the Royal
+crown, and was very kind and amiable.</p>
+
+<p>One day, my cousin Emily asked me to bring the late Lord
+Alexander Kennedy, son of the Marquis of Ailsa, who was
+in my division at Eton, to the Castle to tea, which I did.
+He and I smoked cigarettes in her room, and, when we heard
+her coming, threw them out of the window. However, she
+smelt the smoke and said:—</p>
+
+<p>“I hope you have not thrown the cigarettes out of the
+window, for ‘H.M.’ is coming this way, and I shall get
+into trouble if she sees them.”</p>
+
+<p>We tried to calm her, but she appeared to be rather annoyed
+at the time.</p>
+
+<p>Emily Cathcart was very good-looking, with dark eyes and
+black hair and a fine figure. In her general appearance,
+she always reminded me very much of the late Empress of
+Austria. Her manner was charming, and she was always
+very amiable, and had so pleasant a smile that it seemed
+as though it would be impossible for her to be angry with
+anyone. I remember her telling me once that at Windsor
+she rarely ever spoke English, having to receive so many
+foreign guests for Her Majesty. On the occasion that Kennedy
+and I went there, we saw the Duc d’Aumale walking away
+from the Castle as we arrived.</p>
+
+<p>Queen Victoria liked to be read to by her maids-of-honour,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_85"></a>[85]</span>
+which was sometimes a very trying experience for them,
+particularly by night. A boy at Eton was one of her pages-of-honour,
+and, as he was late in coming out of school one day
+that his services were required, he did not stop to wash his
+hands, but hurried off to the Castle, in order to be in time
+for some ceremony. Afterwards, the train which he had to
+hold was found to have dirty spots on it, so he was immediately
+dismissed from his office by Her Majesty. This story was
+told me by Mr. James.</p>
+
+<p>My mother told me that Queen Victoria was once lunching
+at the house of the Duke of Sussex, and, on being asked if
+the mutton cutlets were to her liking, replied carelessly:—</p>
+
+<p>“Oh! the chops are not bad.” She also related that once,
+in her younger days, the Queen was visiting the country-seat
+of a certain nobleman, where everything imaginable
+in and out of season had been procured for Her Majesty’s
+delectation, no matter at what cost. However, on the Queen
+being asked what she would be pleased to take, to the horror
+and amazement of her host, she named the only thing which
+was not in the house, and which there was no possibility
+of procuring. It was whispered that the Queen had asked
+for this particular <i>plat</i>, which was one of a simple but
+unusual kind, purposely, as she appeared to be amused at
+the consternation her request had aroused.</p>
+
+<p>Just after I left Eton, Emily invited me to the Haymarket
+Theatre, telling me to inquire for the Queen’s box. I arrived,
+and was duly ushered into the Royal box, which, however,
+was untenanted. So I sat there in solitary state, to the no
+small curiosity of the audience, who perhaps imagined
+that I must be some quite important person, until presently
+my cousin arrived, accompanied by a very handsome and
+exquisitely dressed woman, who, I learned, was Lady
+Churchill. The latter, who was lady-in-waiting to the Queen,
+was most fascinating, and had all the distinction of a <i>très
+grande dame</i>. She was most kind and gracious to me, even
+going out of her way to draw me out, so that I was soon
+quite at my ease in her company.</p>
+
+<p>In winter, if we happened to have a frost hard enough to<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_86"></a>[86]</span>
+make Virginia Water safe for skaters, we used to be taken
+there by Mr. James to skate and play hockey on the ice, a
+game in which my tutor always took part himself. Windsor
+Steeplechases were an event always looked forward to by
+the boys, for, though we were forbidden to go to them, we
+went all the same. Sometimes we would be attacked by
+roughs, who tried to prevent us crossing certain ditches to
+get to the race-course, and on one occasion a man tried to
+stop me. But I pushed him aside, managed to jump a
+ditch, and got safely to the course. Windsor Fair was at
+one time forbidden to the boys, but this did not prevent
+them all going there. I went once with Craven and saw a
+circus without paying anything, the man at the entrance
+having overlooked us as we rushed in. Afterwards, Mr.
+James happened to mention the Fair, when we all laughed
+and began to talk about the different shows we had seen.
+The master took it in good part, merely remarking:—</p>
+
+<p>“It’s lucky for you I did not catch you there.”</p>
+
+<p>The Christopher Inn at Eton was also out of bounds,
+but at times some of the big boys would invite the smaller
+ones there. If, however, one of the masters happened to
+catch sight of them coming out, there would be the devil
+to pay. I don’t remember ever going to the “Christopher,”
+though I did most things that were forbidden.</p>
+
+<p>The elder son of General Sir John Douglas, Captain Niel
+Douglas, who was an Old Etonian and an officer in the Scots
+Guards, then stationed at Windsor, invited me to lunch at
+the barracks, where I was introduced to Lord Mark Innes-Ker,
+who used to ride his own horses in the Windsor Steeplechases.
+I enjoyed my lunch very much, as it was quite a
+novelty for me. Eton boys were often invited to the
+barracks to lunch with officers of the Household Brigade
+whom they knew, as so many Old Etonians went into the
+Guards. I remember Blane, who was a pupil of my tutor,
+once coming down to Eton just after he had left the school,
+and telling me that he was about to join the Scots Guards,
+who were then stationed at Windsor. Lord Rossmore,
+whom I knew very well at Eton, entered the 1st Life Guards,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_87"></a>[87]</span>
+and was killed riding in a steeplechase over the Windsor
+course in 1874. By a singular coincidence he had fallen
+at the same jump, while riding the same horse, the previous
+year. Rossmore, who was in the same division with me,
+was very popular at Eton. He was perpetually playing
+practical jokes, and I can recollect that on one occasion he
+made a bet that he would drive a trap through Eton. He
+won it, too, by driving through the town on a cart, disguised
+as a waterman, so that the masters did not recognize him. If
+one of them had happened to penetrate his disguise, he would
+perhaps have been expelled.</p>
+
+<p>Gridley and I once went for a bicycle ride in the country,
+and, happening to be seen, were sent up to the Head Master,
+Dr. Hornby, who said:—</p>
+
+<p>“It is too grave an offence for me to swish you, so each
+of you must write out a book of the <i>Iliad</i>, with accents,
+stops and breathings.”</p>
+
+<p>Fortunately for us, Mrs. Bower made Mr. James persuade
+the Head Master to let us off when we had done a quarter
+of the work.</p>
+
+<p>When I first went to Eton, the Head Master was Dr.
+Balston, a very handsome, stately and severe-looking man,
+whom the masters and boys liked—at a distance. When
+Dr. Hornby succeeded him, it was feared that he would
+introduce a great many reforms, which the masters dreaded
+as much as the boys; but these apprehensions proved to
+be groundless. While I was at Eton, Dr. Hornby was very
+much liked by the boys; but I cannot say that his popularity
+extended to his colleagues, some of whom, I know,
+regarded him with far from friendly feelings.</p>
+
+<p>There was a “sock”-shop, called Brown’s, near James’s
+house in those days, where excellent buttered buns were
+sold. An Old Etonian, Theobald, Viscount Dillon, told me
+that, on his return to Eton when past sixty, he tried the buns
+again, and exclaimed:—</p>
+
+<p>“Goodness! how these buns have altered; they aren’t
+half as good as they used to be!” Then, looking round at
+the boys, who seemed to be enjoying them just as much as<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_88"></a>[88]</span>
+he and his contemporaries had done in days of yore, he
+added regretfully:—</p>
+
+<p>“After all, it isn’t the buns that have altered. It is
+simply that I have lost my taste for them.”</p>
+
+<p>I used often to go to Brown’s, generally of a morning, to
+eat a buttered bun, which I enjoyed immensely. There was
+another “sock”-shop, called Webber’s, where in summer
+we used to indulge in strawberry messes. Marmalade was
+in favour with most of us for breakfast, and I recollect how
+Craven used always to send for eighteenpenny pots at a time,
+saying that the others were too small for his appetite.</p>
+
+<p>One Fourth of June my father came down to Eton, and
+asked at my tutor’s for Charles Douglas, the younger son
+of General Sir John Douglas, and William Kinglake, who
+was in a different house and whom I did not then know.
+We all walked down to the river to see the boats. It was
+a very pretty sight, and prettier still in the evening, when
+the fireworks began. I saw several lovely young girls,
+beautifully dressed, drinking champagne with their brothers,
+and envied the latter having such pretty sisters. William
+Kinglake was a nephew of the author of “Eöthen,” who was
+a first cousin of my father. He was in the Boats the following
+year, but died soon after he left Eton. Charles Douglas,
+after leaving Eton, joined his father’s old regiment, the
+79th Highlanders, but soon retired from the Service, while
+still a lieutenant.</p>
+
+<p>I passed my “exam.” in swimming before Mr. Warre at
+my first try, and often went on the river. But I was a
+“dry bob,” and generally preferred playing cricket in
+“Sixpenny,” some of the fields by the river, which in winter
+were used for football matches. Doyne never went on
+the river, since, as he was not allowed to bathe, he could
+not pass the necessary “exam.,” and so was forcibly a “dry
+bob.” At James’s, only Alexander and one or two others
+were “dry bobs,” and, as the house was a small one, we had
+no cricket eleven, like other houses. James’s football colours
+were a combination of reds of different shades with violet
+and black, which were not by any means pretty colours.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_89"></a>[89]</span>
+Yonge’s were red and black; Day’s, black and white;
+Evans’s, scarlet with a black skull and cross-bones; Warre’s,
+a combination of red, yellow and other colours; and Vidal’s,
+yellow and black. The well-known cricketer, C. I. Thornton,
+was at Vidal’s, and was a great friend of Williamson, while
+the latter was there. Thornton was a tremendously hard
+hitter at cricket, and I can remember many of his wonderful
+hits beyond the ropes when he was playing for Eton against
+Harrow at Lord’s. The colours of the Second Eleven or
+Twenty-two at cricket were blue and black; the Eton Eleven,
+of course, wore light blue, as did the Eton Eight.</p>
+
+<p>On St. Andrew’s Day a football match—the game at the
+Wall—was played between Oppidans and Collegers, in
+which the latter were generally successful, so far as I can
+recollect. This match always drew a large crowd, but, for
+a spectator, I cannot imagine anything more tedious to
+watch, unless he be interested in the final result, and even
+then he must be gifted with an uncommon stock of patience
+to be able to watch it from start to finish. For those engaged
+in it it is, of course, different, as some players prefer the wall
+to the field game, and I have heard that it affords them more
+excitement, besides being a far greater strain on the nerves
+and muscles. A lady who would enjoy watching the game
+at the Wall would in all probability find pleasure in a Spanish
+bull-fight, though both would be distasteful to a really nervous,
+sensitive girl. A young Spanish lady once told me at
+Seville that to look at a girl performing on the trapeze made
+her feel faint, whereas she never failed to attend a bull-fight
+on a Sunday, in which she took a keener pleasure than in any
+other form of amusement. This shows how strangely one’s
+nerves are constituted, and that this kind of thing is, after
+all, merely a matter of habit.</p>
+
+<p>In the summer, Mr. James would often take us with
+Mrs. Bower on the river, when we would bring our dinner
+with us, and would often go as far as Monkey Island, or
+even to Maidenhead, returning at night by moonlight. We
+all rowed in turn and had dinner in the beautiful woods of
+Cliveden, which was at that time the property of the Duke<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_90"></a>[90]</span>
+of Sutherland, but now belongs to Lord Astor, whose father
+subsequently bought the estate. The late Duke of Sutherland,
+who was then the Marquis of Stafford, was with me at
+Eton, but higher up in the school, and I can remember him
+very well. He was a good-looking boy with fair hair.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Astor (formerly Mr. Waldorf Astor), the present
+owner of Cliveden, was at Eton also, though very many years
+after my time, where he was Captain of the Boats, and
+gained the Prince Consort’s Prize for French one year. His
+father belonged to one of the best families in the United
+States, and the son became a naturalized Englishman.</p>
+
+<p>These river excursions were most enjoyable, and, when
+coming home, we sang songs in chorus, which sounded well
+in the stillness of the summer night. I was nearly always
+taken by Mr. James, as I was one of Mrs. Bower’s favourites,
+and she insisted on my being invited. A boy named H. B.
+Walker, who was then high up in the school, was also generally
+one of the party. Walker was very amusing, and used
+to chaff me to annoy Mrs. Bower, but all in jest, as we were
+very good friends. Mr. James was very pleasant during
+these outings, and would sometimes indulge his propensity
+for making jokes, which at times the boys would appreciate,
+though at others they found the wit a trifle strained. One
+day, Walker said:—</p>
+
+<p>“That joke you made I think I could improve upon, sir.”</p>
+
+<p>“I did not mean it for one; you always see a joke where
+I cannot see anything,” replied Mr. James.</p>
+
+<p>“Charles, you know you meant it for a joke,” exclaimed
+Mrs. Bower.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, if I did, I apologize,” said her cousin, laughing;
+“but you boys always appreciate my jokes better in school
+hours.”</p>
+
+<p>“Because there is generally more point in them, sir,”
+remarked Walker.</p>
+
+<p>“But the best of it is I never can see any joke in some
+of the things I say which provoke fits of laughter, and that
+always annoys me considerably.”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s quite a habit of yours, Charles, to make these<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_91"></a>[91]</span>
+jokes,” said Mrs. Bower; “I confess I don’t care for them
+at any time.”</p>
+
+<p>“Ladies never do,” retorted Mr. James.</p>
+
+<p>And he laughed and looked very pleased at his remark, to
+which Mrs. Bower vouchsafed no reply.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp45" id="illus15" style="max-width: 18.75em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus15.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>Henry Hooker Walker, at Eton with
+the Author.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 90.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp45" id="illus16" style="max-width: 18.75em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus16.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>The Hon. J. W. Lowther, present
+Speaker of the House of Commons.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 91.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>Another boy who often went on these river excursions was
+a nephew of Mrs. Bower, named Holdsworth. He was a
+fine-looking fellow, older than I was and much higher up in
+the school. He was a very good oar, rowing in the <i>Victory</i>
+and also in the Eight; but he over-exerted himself in the
+latter and died shortly after leaving Eton. His father was
+a wealthy man, and his mother was called at one time the
+“Pocket Venus.” He had a sister, a pretty, fair-haired
+girl, who in after years married the late Sir James Dimsdale,
+Lord Mayor of London, who was also an Etonian.</p>
+
+<p>Walker also died shortly after leaving school, when he
+was barely eighteen. He died of a brain disease at his
+mother’s house in Palmeira Square, Brighton. I happened
+to be at Brighton a few weeks before, and he came to see me.</p>
+
+<p>One First of April, at Eton, I delivered a message to
+Walker, which was supposed to have come from Lord Rossmore,
+asking him to lunch at the “Christopher” at one
+o’clock. Rossmore, who had been very friendly with Walker
+at school, had lately joined the 1st Life Guards, who were
+stationed at Windsor Barracks, and often invited Walker
+there. And so the latter, suspecting nothing, went to the
+“Christopher,” and waited there for some time for Rossmore,
+with the result that he was not only disappointed of
+his expected lunch, but missed his dinner at James’s. He
+was very angry with me at the time, but he often laughed
+afterwards at this practical joke.</p>
+
+<p>I also wrote a note to a boy named Lewin C. Cholmeley,
+purporting to come from a person living in a street at the
+farther end of Windsor, where I had never been, to say that
+if he called there he would hear of something to his advantage.
+He, too, fell into the trap, went to the street mentioned,
+and hunted a long time for the house, but was unable
+to find it, as there was no such number there. When he<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_92"></a>[92]</span>
+got back to James’s he found that dinner was over, and I
+don’t think he ever quite forgave me for the joke I had played
+upon him; certainly he never forgot it. Cholmeley was
+lower in school than I was at that time. When in the Fifth
+Form, he was in the Boats. I heard that, after I left Eton,
+he fell out with my tutor one Fourth of June, and was one
+of those who nearly drowned him in Chalvey. This affair
+might have entailed serious consequences for Cholmeley,
+had not Mr. James forgiven him and interceded in his
+favour with the Head Master. Cholmeley is now a wealthy
+solicitor in London.</p>
+
+<p>When I had nothing better to do of an evening, I often
+used to go to Leyton’s, at Windsor, which was famous for
+its pastry, and where a good many Eton boys were always
+to be found. My companion on these occasions was usually
+Lord Edward Somerset, who was in my division. On leaving
+Eton, Lord Edward Somerset entered the 23rd Welsh Fusiliers,
+from which he subsequently exchanged into the “Blues.”
+He died soon after his marriage, while still quite young.</p>
+
+<p>The German master at Eton was Herr Griebel, from
+whom I took private lessons at the same time as Count
+Bentinck. We read together Goethe’s <i>Die Leiden des jungen
+Werthers</i> and Auerbach’s <i>Das Landhaus am Rhein</i>. Herr
+Griebel told me that after he had been in England some
+time he forgot German entirely. Then he went back to
+Germany, and entirely forgot English. “But now,” he
+added, “I shall never forget either language, as I am far
+too old.” I was in the select one year for the Prince Consort’s
+German Prize, and the year following next in marks to the
+boy who won it. For the French Prize I was also rather
+high up in marks. Mr. Frank Tarver and his brother were
+the French masters at Eton then. One half the former got
+up a performance of Molière’s <i>le Bourgeois Gentilhomme</i>,
+which was acted by the boys and himself. Molière is said
+to have portrayed himself in <i>le Misanthrope</i>. It is well
+known that he used to read his comedies, first of all, to his
+old housekeeper, and when she smiled at certain passages,
+he felt sure that they would amuse the public also.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_93"></a>[93]</span></p>
+
+<p>Gridley’s younger brother, Reginald Gridley, after I had
+left Eton, rowed in the <i>Victory</i> and the Eight, and was a
+well-known oar at Cambridge, where he rowed for the
+University Eight against Oxford. Gridley himself, after
+holding a commission in the 5th Lancers and subsequently
+in the 78th Highlanders, was called to the Bar, but died soon
+afterwards. George Baird, who rowed in the Eight in 1873,
+was also at James’s, and was my fag for a short time. When
+he was in the Fifth Form, Arthur Cavendish-Bentinck, now
+Duke of Portland, fagged for him. George Baird, after
+leaving Eton, joined the 16th Lancers, and is now a
+colonel. I saw a good deal of him at my tutor’s, but
+all I remember about him is that he was a very nice
+fellow and that he messed with Blagrove. He had a
+cousin, Douglas Baird, who was also at James’s. Craven,
+on leaving Eton, entered the Grenadier Guards, from which
+he retired as captain. He married soon afterwards, and died
+at twenty-two. Holdsworth messed with Thomas Wood,
+who was also in the Boats (the <i>Thetis</i>), and distinguished
+himself in school. I met him in after years at Aldershot,
+where he was in the Grenadier Guards, and I remember that
+he behaved very generously to Temple—“Mug,” as we
+used to call him at Eton—when he was in bad health and
+poor circumstances, assisting him and seeing that he had
+the best medical advice in his illness, of which, however,
+he died when he was barely twenty years old.</p>
+
+<p>Two other boys who were with me at James’s were Percy
+Aylmer and Augustus Ralli. Aylmer, who was a very good-looking
+and exceedingly nice fellow, travelled with Colvin
+in after years, and now resides on his property in Durham.
+Ralli was a bright-looking boy, with very dark eyes, and
+was very popular in the house. Unhappily, he died of
+rheumatic fever at Eton in March 1872. There were, of
+course, many other boys at James’s besides those whom I
+have mentioned, but I cannot now recall anything about
+them worth recording here. Doyne left Eton long before
+I did, and died of influenza some years ago in Ireland.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_94"></a>[94]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII</h2>
+
+<p class="center">Athletic Sports at Eton—A “Scrap”—Lord Newlands—An
+Old Boy on Eton of To-day</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>Henley Regatta was an event which was always
+eagerly looked forward to by us boys. I used to go
+there with Mr. James and Mrs. Bower and some of the boys
+in our house. Sometimes we went by river all the way;
+at others by rail. One year, while sitting in the Grand
+Stand, I overheard a conversation between a boy named
+Kirklinton-Saul and his mother. Said the latter:—</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t always expect to hear from you, my dear,
+but when you want money, be sure and write, won’t
+you?”</p>
+
+<p>To which request the young gentleman gave the answer
+which might be expected.</p>
+
+<p>I could not help thinking at the time: “What a nice
+mamma! I wonder if there are many such mammas
+about?” The dinner at Henley used to consist of duck
+and green peas with beer, which the boys used to enjoy
+greatly; but there was such a crowd at the regatta, that
+there was always a tremendous scramble to get to the
+tables. Mr. James did not take dinner with him when we
+went to Henley, as it was so far from Eton. The toilettes
+of the ladies were very elaborate, though hardly equal to
+those one saw at the Eton and Harrow match at Lord’s.
+Nevertheless, there were some very pretty dresses, and—what
+was still more important—some very pretty faces.
+For many young girls came with their mothers to see their
+friends and relatives compete for the Ladies’ Plate, which<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_95"></a>[95]</span>
+in those days Eton used to win year after year in succession.<a id="FNanchor_13" href="#Footnote_13" class="fnanchor">[13]</a>
+The light blue of Eton was worn by the boys and by the
+pretty girls who accompanied them.</p>
+
+<p>The Athletic Sports at Eton were always interesting to
+watch. The steeplechase course was a most severe one,
+some very big natural jumps having to be negotiated, ending
+with the brook, which was the biggest jump of all. H. M.
+Ridley was the fastest runner at Eton in my time.</p>
+
+<p>I recollect one day having a try at the brook in the
+“field,” which I succeeded in jumping. The late Lord
+Lonsdale and his brother, the present Earl, were standing
+some way off, and must have thought I could not do it, for
+the former shouted out when I landed safely on the further
+bank:—</p>
+
+<p>“Well done, Black-eyed Susan!” <i>Black-eyed Susan</i>, I
+may mention, was the name of a popular burlesque, by
+Douglas Jerrold, which had a great run at that time at
+the Strand Theatre. One morning, before breakfast, I ran
+John Lister-Kaye one hundred yards for a bet of five shillings,
+he giving me five yards start, and managed to win, though
+he had felt very confident about beating me. I ran one year
+in the Hundred Yards for boys under sixteen at the Sports,
+and Holdsworth, who was acting as umpire, told me afterwards
+that I might have won it, had I not stopped a yard
+short, through mistaking the boundary line. He often<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_96"></a>[96]</span>
+asked me why I had done so, but the only reason I could give
+was that I was so short-sighted.</p>
+
+<p>We had a play-room at James’s, where we used to practise
+the high jump, and there were some boys who could clear
+a jump higher than themselves. In this room stood a large
+blackboard, upon which all the names of the boys who had
+been at James’s were carved, with the year they came and
+the year they left.</p>
+
+<p>The cricket match between Eton and Winchester was
+played in alternate years at either school. When the match
+took place at Eton, the band of the Life Guards or the
+“Blues” would play on the ground, where there was always
+a large attendance of visitors, including a great number of
+ladies. But it was never so fine a sight as the Eton and
+Harrow match at Lord’s. At one Winchester match I remember
+seeing Miss Evans (George Eliot), who had come as the
+guest of one of the masters, and whose presence created quite
+a sensation.</p>
+
+<p>Once at Lord’s, during the Eton and Harrow match, I
+was invited on to the drag of a friend of mine named C. N.
+Ridley, who was in my own division, where I had an excellent
+lunch, washed down by champagne. Ridley was a good-looking
+boy, with fair, curly hair and blue eyes, and his
+two sisters, who were exquisitely dressed on this occasion
+in light blue satin dresses with white lace, were considered
+remarkable beauties in London. They were quite young
+and very fair, like their brother, with the most lovely blue
+eyes of the shade of the myosotis. They might often be
+seen in the season riding in the Park, and were greatly admired
+by the Prince of Wales, afterwards King Edward VII.,
+who invited them to Marlborough House. Unhappily, both
+these beautiful girls and their brother were consumptive,
+and I heard that they all three died of consumption not very
+long afterwards.</p>
+
+<p>In those days, the Eton and Harrow match at Lord’s was
+a far more pleasant function than it has since become.
+Only people interested in Eton or Harrow were there, and
+a good view of the game could easily be obtained. Nowadays<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_97"></a>[97]</span>
+people go who do not know one school from the other,
+and the whole space is reserved for the M.C.C., so that if you
+do not happen to be a member, you cannot see the game at
+all. One constantly hears people say at Lord’s now:—</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t know anything about cricket and care less, but
+I have come to see the ladies’ toilettes.”</p>
+
+<p>In the old days this was not so. Lord’s has certainly not
+improved since.<a id="FNanchor_14" href="#Footnote_14" class="fnanchor">[14]</a></p>
+
+<p>The boys at James’s used often to go into the pantry,
+where William, the butler, would give them a glass of claret,
+and water Mr. James’s wine well for him afterwards. Often
+the butler would exclaim: “Ha! spider up there!” and
+while we were looking for it, he watered the claret. It was
+in the butler’s pantry that I had the only fight I ever had
+at Eton, the day before I left for good. My opponent was
+the Hon., afterwards Lord, Henry Vane-Tempest, a son of
+the Marquis of Londonderry, who was a little lower down
+in the school than I was. I don’t think either of us really
+wanted to fight, but we were egged on by others whose
+respective parts we had taken in a quarrel, and after a very
+short “scrap,” which I got the best of, we shook hands and
+made friends. When I went down to Eton again, I met
+Vane-Tempest at my tutor’s, and he told me that he was
+then leaving to enter the “Blues.” He has since joined the
+majority, quite young in life.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_98"></a>[98]</span></p>
+
+<p>Of the boys at James’s, I may mention that Sir John
+Lister-Kaye married Miss Yznaga, an American lady, one
+of two sisters celebrated for their beauty and toilettes in
+Paris, where I often met them in society. Sir John was a
+gentleman in attendance on the late King Edward VII.
+Lord Mandeville, who was in the Grenadier Guards, and
+afterwards became Duke of Manchester, married the other
+sister. Cecil Lister-Kaye married the sister of the Duke of
+Newcastle, who was himself at Eton. Cecil Lister-Kaye
+told me recently that his son was at Eton, and that he often
+went down to see him. He, no doubt, on these occasions,
+thinks with some regret of the happy days of his youth at
+James’s. I have come across some of those who were with
+me at Eton in quite unexpected places. For instance, I met
+the present Earl of Northbrook in Bombay. He was on his
+way to visit his uncle, then Viceroy of India, and had come
+to Bombay, he told me, to buy Arab horses. He was in the
+same division with me at Eton, and afterwards served in
+the Rifle Brigade and Grenadier Guards. Although I may
+have forgotten many of my schoolfellows at Eton, I can
+never forget those who were in my division. Among them was
+Henry de Vere Vane, then a very clever, fair-haired boy, whom
+I remember envying because he learned everything so quickly.
+He was the late Lord Barnard, and inherited the Cleveland
+estates on succeeding to this title. I had been told that in
+the hall of Raby Castle, his country-seat, a fire had been
+lighted two hundred years ago and had never been extinguished
+since. But Lord Barnard informed me that this is
+a legend, and sent me an account of a similar one:—</p>
+
+<div class="blockquote">
+
+<p class="center">“<i>Fire kept in for two hundred years.</i></p>
+
+<p>“One of the loneliest spots in England, where there are
+only four cottages in an area of thirty thousand acres, was
+described at Brampton (Cumberland) Revision Court. The
+Conservative agent, Mr. Mawson, said he had visited the
+farm, which was situated on a remote fell between Bewcastle
+and Haltwhistle, on the border of Northumberland. Members<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_99"></a>[99]</span>
+of the farmer’s family had lived in this particular cottage for
+six hundred years, and there was a tradition that the kitchen
+fire had never been out for two hundred years. The claimant
+slept in a bedroom eight feet square. There was a child
+there that had not seen another child for two years.”</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp53" id="illus17" style="max-width: 31.25em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus17.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>The Duke of Rutland</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 98.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>Another who was in my division was the Hon. V. A.
+Parnell, a good-looking boy, with black hair with a blueish
+reflection in it, and fine eyes. He was a good cricketer and
+clever in school. At times, when we were up to Mr. Thackeray,
+Parnell, as he reminded me recently, would, <i>faute de
+mieux à faire</i>, be engaged in shinning matches with a boy
+who sat next to him called Dobson. The latter was a very
+good-humoured fellow, who retaliated without losing his
+temper, though at times he could with difficulty refrain from
+betraying the pain which he endured so stoically with a
+smiling face.</p>
+
+<p>The present Duke of Rutland, then Henry F. B. Manners,
+was at Eton with me, but higher up in the school, and if
+my memory does not deceive me, was in the Boats when in
+the Fifth Form.</p>
+
+<p>The present Lord Newlands, then known as J. H. C. Hozier,
+was very high up in the school, and I can remember when
+he was in my tutor’s division, as the latter used to say
+how clever he was, and he frequently came to the pupil-room
+at James’s. Mr. James would often tell us about those
+who were up to him, but it was rarely that he bestowed
+praise on any boy.</p>
+
+<p>When Doyne left Eton, I had his room, which commanded
+a view of the fine lime-trees, which in the summer looked
+very charming. On the wall hard by the boys used to stand
+or sit to criticize all the people who passed along the road
+running through Eton. This must have been a rather
+trying ordeal for some of the latter, for I remember that I
+used to find it a very trying experience when I happened
+to be late for chapel, particularly when I first came to Eton,
+to be obliged to run the gauntlet of a double row of boys,
+who never failed to pass remarks on everyone. The choir<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_100"></a>[100]</span>
+at Eton, which was the same as that of St. George’s Chapel
+at Windsor, was a very good one, and one of the boys who
+sang in it, named Hancock, was paid, I was told, one hundred
+and fifty pounds a year. Hancock sang occasionally the
+solo part in Mendelssohn’s anthem, “O, for the wings of a
+dove,” in a marvellous manner, his high notes being wonderfully
+clear; but his voice lacked expression, and, as boys
+and girls generally regard certain things purely from an
+æsthetic point of view, the impression it made upon us
+was one rather of surprise than of admiration. Some of us
+used to go on Sundays to St. George’s, Windsor, and sit in
+the organ loft, where Dr. Elvey, who was a remarkably
+fine organist, played most beautifully.</p>
+
+<p>After Dr. Hornby became Head Master, the custom of
+giving leaving books was abolished. Personally, I regretted
+this innovation, not because I did not receive any, but
+because I liked to make presents to my friends who were
+leaving Eton; and the expense was a small one, to which,
+I am sure, none of our parents objected.</p>
+
+<p>Most of us look back upon our school days as the happiest
+part of our lives, for, to the schoolboy, the cares and anxieties
+which weigh upon us as we grow older are unknown, and,
+given good health, an Eton boy’s life ought to be <i>par excellence</i>
+the very sum of earthly happiness. Lord Rathdonnell,
+late of the Scots Greys, who, when at Eton, as McClintock-Bunbury,
+stroked the Eight at Henley, and excelled at
+football and at most games, besides being very high up in
+the school and very popular, wrote to me some years ago,
+saying that the years he spent at Eton were by far the happiest
+of his life, and that he always looked back to them
+with intense pleasure. The Captain of the Boats at that
+time was Edwards-Moss, now a baronet. Horace Ricardo
+(now Colonel Ricardo, C.V.O.), whom I remember quite
+well, was then in the <i>Monarch</i>, and his brother Cecil rowed
+in the <i>Victory</i> and was Captain of the Boats in 1871. After
+leaving Eton, both brothers entered the Grenadier Guards,
+and each of them commanded a battalion before retiring from
+the Service. I remember that Doyne, who was never high<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_101"></a>[101]</span>
+up in the school and for whom Latin and Greek were somewhat
+of a torture, telling me years afterwards that he looked
+back with regret to the happy days he had spent at Eton,
+which, all things considered, were perhaps the happiest of
+his life. Yet Doyne was not one of those who had any
+trouble in after life; on the contrary, he had everything
+which a man could possibly desire, besides enjoying good
+health. But the joyous, irresponsible days of school life
+were gone for ever, and, as he confessed to me, he would only
+too gladly have returned to them and lived them over again.</p>
+
+<p>In regard to Eton at the present day, I heard not long
+ago from an old schoolfellow, the late Colonel Sir Josceline
+Bagot, a distinguished officer of the Guards and author, who
+had had a boy there, and who wrote as follows:—</p>
+
+<div class="blockquote">
+
+<p>“It all seems much the same, though, to my mind,
+not improved in some ways. They have got more
+room certainly, but, for such a big place as it has become,
+I think the traditional freedom of the boys is overdone
+altogether. Much too much importance is given to
+boys in ‘Pop,’ and allowing them and Captains of
+Houses to smack boys with canes for certain offences
+more or less officially is, to my mind, a great mistake,
+and starts the rotten system of many public schools
+of ‘monitors,’ ‘prefects,’ etc. No boys should have
+that power, and it is much worse for them to have it
+than for the boys who get smacked. It all comes from
+the masters thinking themselves too grand to swish
+boys as in the old days; and the Head Master smacks
+them on rare occasions with a stick, whereupon they
+put on two pairs of trousers, etc., and merely laugh at
+it and him, and they barely touch their hats at all to
+the masters. They all smoke now to a great extent,
+far more than we ever did, and, though the Head Master
+is wild about it, he is powerless to do anything sensible
+to stop it; and some of these rich Jew boys and foreigners
+have far too much money and spoil things. If I were
+Head Master, I wouldn’t have them at the school at<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_102"></a>[102]</span>
+all. I was next to Lyttelton in school for a year or so,
+and like him, but he has no respect and control at all
+for such a position. Still, if drawbacks have crept in,
+it is still the best school in the world.”</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>As time goes on, one hears everywhere, and always in a
+louder whisper, the serious, dangerous word, “decadence.”
+But let us allow the evil question whether our culture is
+really going to ground to rest, and rather attempt a very naïve
+example: Suppose a true son of classical Greece—Socrates,
+for instance—were conducted in a dream into the midst of
+our modern culture. He would look with amazement at
+the marvellous means of locomotion, the production of the
+factories, the luxurious comfort of private houses, the magnificence
+of our theatres and so forth; but the question whether
+we ought to be proud and happy he would answer in his
+usual way:—</p>
+
+<p>“In my country I knew Pericles and heard the dramas of
+Sophocles. I knew Alcibiades and saw Phidias at work, and
+my pupil was Plato. Now show me your living masters.”</p>
+
+<p>The next day Socrates would relate:—</p>
+
+<p>“I dreamt this night I was in Persia. Everything is
+greater there than you can imagine. Immensely great are the
+treasures, the armies and navies, the towns and houses, the
+machinery employed. In short, everything is inconceivably
+great; only the people are very small....”</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_103"></a>[103]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_IX">CHAPTER IX</h2>
+
+<p class="center">Lady Grace Stopford—Tipperary in 1870—Robbed at Punchestown
+Races—I get my own back</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>Just after I left Eton, in 1870, I went over to Ireland
+to stay with my friend Doyne, who lived in County
+Wexford, and had a fine estate near the sea, about
+half an hour’s walk from the beach. His mother and sister
+lived with him, and he and I rode about his property and
+amused ourselves very well, though he had no near neighbours,
+except the Earl of Courtown and his family. The
+eldest son, Viscount Stopford, who had been with us at Eton,
+was away at the time, though his sister, Lady Grace Stopford,
+was there. One day we called, and were received by
+Lady Grace, who was the only one of the family at home.
+After shaking hands with her, Doyne said:—</p>
+
+<p>“I wanted to show my friend the fairest young lady in
+the county.”</p>
+
+<p>At which compliment she blushed and replied:—</p>
+
+<p>“I am afraid he will be much disappointed.”</p>
+
+<p>“On the contrary,” I observed, “I am agreeably surprised.”</p>
+
+<p>She then inquired if I knew her brother, and I told her
+that we were at Eton together. Lady Grace was a girl of
+about sixteen, with a lovely complexion, blue eyes and
+regular features. Her hair was of a reddish tint, similar to
+that which one sees in certain pictures by Correggio, and
+particularly in one in the Liechtenstein Gallery in Vienna,
+the face of which also bore a resemblance to hers. In her
+manner she appeared somewhat stiff, and more like the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_104"></a>[104]</span>
+English than the Irish, who are generally so free and easy.
+But then Lady Grace always spent the season in London,
+and lived most of her time in England. Her brother, Lord
+Stopford, now Earl of Courtown, was in the Grenadier
+Guards, and had lately joined his regiment.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Doyne was a charming old lady, and her daughters
+had delightful manners and were exceedingly pleasant in
+every way. While I was with them, Mrs. Doyne told me
+that she and her family had received an invitation to Killarney,
+and asked me to go with them, which I did with
+great pleasure. The house we stayed at was a fine one, very
+prettily situated near the Lake of Killarney, and the weather
+being beautiful and very hot, it was very pleasant to go
+on the lake and visit the different sights in the neighbourhood.
+I was delighted with the scenery of the lake and
+the various waterfalls in the woods, some of the views being
+exquisitely lovely. One day, when Doyne and I were riding
+on donkeys on the rugged hills near the lake, a bare-footed
+Irish girl came up and spoke to us in Irish, showing her
+beautiful teeth. She had very black eyes and black hair
+falling loosely over her shoulders, and her legs, like her feet,
+were bare. She could not speak a word of English, but
+Doyne made her understand him somehow by means of
+gestures.</p>
+
+<p>Killarney gave me the impression that I was in Italy.
+There were so many bare-legged boys and girls walking
+about, and the scenery was more like that of the south of
+Europe than the British Isles; while the almost tropical
+heat we were experiencing just then completed the illusion.
+One day it rained very heavily, so Doyne and I went to the
+Hôtel Victoria, where an American, who was playing billiards,
+said to us:—</p>
+
+<p>“I guess I shall have to say that I have seen the Lake
+of Killarney from this billiard-room window, as I am leaving
+early to-morrow morning.”</p>
+
+<p>The tutor of a young fellow staying at the hôtel told me
+that I must have Scottish blood in my veins, because I
+walked so carefully, as if calculating every step I took, while<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_105"></a>[105]</span>
+an Irishman walked without the least hesitation. I noticed
+that the good looks of the Irish people were found more in
+the lower classes than in those above them. Some of the
+bare-legged girls whom I saw were quite pretty, with something
+of the Spanish type of beauty about them. Their
+hands and feet were usually small, whereas those of some of
+the women of the upper classes were of very generous proportions.
+Everywhere I went I met with a “<i>gemüthlichkeit</i>,”
+which is not to be found in England, go where one may;
+the Irish are so friendly and jolly, even if one does not know
+them.</p>
+
+<p>On leaving Killarney, we went to Tipperary, and stayed
+at Cashel, with the Dean, Dr. MacDonnell, who told me
+that there were sixteen roads leading to the town, on each
+of which a murder had recently been committed. These
+crimes had, however, been committed for political reasons,
+for if a man did not meddle with politics, he might travel
+along these same roads at night with his pockets bulging
+with gold in perfect safety. The Dean, who afterwards
+became a Canon of Peterborough,<a id="FNanchor_15" href="#Footnote_15" class="fnanchor">[15]</a> had a pretty daughter,
+a very amiable and clever girl, who is now the wife of Sir
+Shirley Salt.</p>
+
+<p>I also stayed at Wells, an estate belonging to Mr. Mervyn
+Doyne, my friend’s elder brother, who had married Lady
+Frances Fitzwilliam, the eldest daughter of Earl Fitzwilliam.
+The house was a very imposing one, built in the Elizabethan
+style and standing in the midst of extensive grounds. Lady
+Francis Doyne was a nice-looking and extremely pleasant<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_106"></a>[106]</span>
+woman. At dinner one evening she told me the following
+rather interesting story:—</p>
+
+<p>“I happened to dream one night in town, just before we
+were leaving for Ireland, that I had lost my dressing-case.
+Therefore, before starting, I told my maid to take particular
+care of it during the journey. However, when we arrived
+in Dublin, I left her in charge of the dressing-case for two or
+three minutes at the station, and somehow she must have
+put it down for an instant, since, on my returning to her,
+she exclaimed: ‘Oh, my lady, the dressing-case is gone!’
+My husband had all the cars which were leaving the station
+stopped, but my dressing-case was nowhere to be found.
+He telegraphed to Scotland Yard, in London, but with no
+success whatever, and I have never recovered it to this day.
+I had at the time eight thousand pounds’ worth of jewellery
+in it, besides valuable stones belonging to my ancestors,
+which can never be replaced.”</p>
+
+<p>Speaking of London, Lady Fanny said:—</p>
+
+<p>“We had a house in Mount Street for the season, and one
+evening, when we were giving a dinner-party, a band began
+playing outside our house. It played rather well, so I sent
+my footman out to the conductor to ask him to continue
+playing all the time we were at dinner, and to give him a
+sovereign if he would do so. But the footman brought back
+the sovereign, and told me that the conductor refused to
+play under five pounds.”</p>
+
+<p>Lady Fanny also said:—</p>
+
+<p>“People soon forget one in London. As a young girl, I
+lived with my father in Grosvenor Square, but after my
+marriage I was not in London for two years. When I
+returned to town, I found that everyone had forgotten me
+entirely.”</p>
+
+<p>Earl Fitzwilliam, Lady Fanny’s father, used to give two
+big dinners in town to his tenants, to each of which fifty
+guests were invited. At one of these dinners the service
+was entirely of silver; at the other entirely of gold.</p>
+
+<p>I was invited with Jim Doyne to stay at the Shelbourne
+Hotel, as the guest of Earl Fitzwilliam, for the Punchestown<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_107"></a>[107]</span>
+Races. The first day of the races it poured with rain, and
+Jim and I went to the course on an Irish car. On the way
+he chaffed a man and a girl on our car whom he had never
+seen before, who were engaged in a flirtation, and said to the
+girl aloud:—</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t listen to the tales he is telling you; they are all
+lies.”</p>
+
+<p>The girl blushed, and the man, looking very much annoyed,
+answered:—</p>
+
+<p>“She knows I am telling her the truth.”</p>
+
+<p>There was a great rush to get into the stand, and Jim and
+I got separated. I tendered an English five-pound note for
+admission, but the man issuing the tickets said:—</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t take English notes, only Irish ones.”</p>
+
+<p>I told him I had a ticket for the Marquis of Drogheda’s
+private stand, but he said that I must first pay the sovereign
+entrance to the other. Suddenly, a man came forward and
+said:—</p>
+
+<p>“I will change your note, if you will give it me or come
+with me.”</p>
+
+<p>I followed him through the pouring rain to a tent, where
+he showed me three cards, which he threw on a table, saying:—</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll bet you a fiver you don’t name the court card.”</p>
+
+<p>“But I don’t wish to bet,” I replied.</p>
+
+<p>“You must play,” rejoined he, “or I’ll keep your money.”</p>
+
+<p>I looked round for a policeman, but there was not one
+anywhere near, and, while my eyes were off him, the man
+disappeared. I tried to find him all day, but without success.</p>
+
+<p>In the evening, when I returned to the Shelbourne Hotel,
+Lord Fitzwilliam’s sons, Thomas<a id="FNanchor_16" href="#Footnote_16" class="fnanchor">[16]</a> and Charles Fitzwilliam,
+Lord Aberdour, Jim and myself dined together in a private<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_108"></a>[108]</span>
+room. Lord Aberdour, who is now Earl of Morton, said:—“I
+was making a bet with a man when someone nearly
+knocked me down and took away my watch and chain, and
+in the confusion of the moment I could not discover who it
+was.”</p>
+
+<p>“I did not come off any better,” remarked Charles
+Fitzwilliam, who had been at Eton and was now in the
+“Blues,” “for I was paid a bet with half a five-pound and
+half a ten-pound note pinned together.”</p>
+
+<p>The next day, when it rained again, I went to the races,
+and walked about, keeping a sharp look-out for the man who
+had stolen my “fiver.” Presently I caught sight of him, and
+going up to a constable, inquired if he could arrest a man
+on suspicion, which he said he could. The fellow was
+performing the three-card trick at the time, and was promptly
+arrested. He, of course, loudly protested his innocence,
+saying:—</p>
+
+<p>“It was not me, but the Scotsman who did it, and he
+ain’t here to-day. I don’t know the young gentleman at
+all.”</p>
+
+<p>The constable asked me if I were quite sure that this was
+the man, to which I replied in the affirmative. He was then
+marched off, and a head constable came and took down my
+affirmation, which I signed. The three-card gentleman
+called out to me:—</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll give you twenty pounds if you’ll let me off,” and
+the constable, overhearing this, said:—</p>
+
+<p>“Now he has confessed to taking the note; I see it’s all
+right.”</p>
+
+<p>During dinner at the “Shelbourne” that night I told my
+friends of my adventure, when they all said:—</p>
+
+<p>“You must prosecute the man for the good of the public.”</p>
+
+<p>I decided to follow their advice, and, about a month later,
+I went with Jim to Naas, where the fellow was to be tried,
+and where, as Jim happened to know the county court
+judge, Baron de Robeck, we were given seats on the Bench.
+When the prisoner was brought in, he at once pleaded guilty,
+upon which the judge sentenced him to repay the five<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_109"></a>[109]</span>
+pounds, which he did, and to three months’ hard labour.
+He was also ordered to pay the costs of the prosecution,
+which came to as much as five pounds, but these I refused
+to accept.</p>
+
+<p>At Naas we lunched with the Duke of Leinster, who
+had been at Eton with us, and was then with his militia
+regiment. He was much interested in my adventure, and
+glad to hear of the result. At the station a man came up to
+me, and telling me he was the prisoner’s solicitor, asked me
+to give him some money for persuading his client to plead
+guilty. But when I spoke to Jim about it, he answered:—“Tell
+him to go to the devil.”</p>
+
+<p>And the man of law, overhearing the remark, took
+himself off without more ado.</p>
+
+<p>I stayed some weeks longer with Jim Doyne,<a id="FNanchor_17" href="#Footnote_17" class="fnanchor">[17]</a> when I
+went to London for my “exam.” for the Army.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_110"></a>[110]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_X">CHAPTER X</h2>
+
+<p class="center">Dieppe under Prussian Rule—A Toilette by Worth—A Confirmed
+Gambler</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>During the Franco-German War, while I was at Eton,
+my parents remained in Paris, and though my father
+left the city during the Commune, my mother stayed until
+the very last, when she was persuaded to follow him. Towards
+the end of the war I joined my parents at Dieppe, and
+saw the Prussians enter the town, when eighteen soldiers
+were billeted on the owner of the house we lived in. Madame
+Gaillard, an American lady, the young wife of General
+Gaillard, who was afterwards appointed to look after Maréchal
+Bazaine when a prisoner, was with us at Dieppe. She was
+a very pretty woman, and she and the Baronne van Havre
+usually went with my mother to the afternoon concerts. I
+took lessons on the violin from the chief violinist, whose
+name was Lamoury. His brother was one of the first violoncello
+players in France, and played in the orchestra at the
+Conservatoire in Paris. Lamoury told me that he had
+begun to learn the violin too late in life to be a virtuoso on
+that instrument, as he had not begun to play it until he was
+fourteen, whereas you ought to start playing at the age of
+seven in order to be anything remarkable as a violinist.</p>
+
+<p>The English Consul at Dieppe was a Mr. Chapman, and
+there were several English residents. Among them were
+Edward Blount, a friend of my father, who had been at
+school with Gambetta and spoke French almost better
+than he did English, and a Major Boland, from Bath, who
+had married a French lady, the sister of Jules Simon, one of
+the Ministers then in power in Paris. Boland was in the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_111"></a>[111]</span>
+habit of depreciating the French Army and praising the
+Prussians in every way. Owing to his having lived in the
+same house as his brother-in-law for many years before the
+war, he had had, although an Englishman, opportunities
+for ascertaining the real condition of the French
+Army.</p>
+
+<p>“I knew from the first,” he would observe, “that the
+French would be defeated, and that Bazaine was a traitor,
+who was playing into the hands of the Prussians all
+along.”</p>
+
+<p>Jules Simon seemed to share his opinion of the state to
+which the Empire had reduced France by embarking in this
+disastrous war, for which she was unprepared, whereas
+Prussia had been preparing for it for many years.</p>
+
+<p>Dieppe is a very charming seaside resort in the summer
+months, and it was very pleasant to go to the Casino, where
+the band played of an afternoon, and listen to the orchestra,
+which in those days was excellent, as most of the performers
+came from Paris. The Casino was near the sea, and to sit
+there and watch the sea sparkling under the rays of the sun
+and the snow-white sails in the distance, bathed, as evening
+approached, in a rosy light, was to me a never-failing source
+of pleasure. At such an hour as this Time and Space seem
+to be eliminated. The incoming tide approaches with a
+gentle murmur. It encircles first one spot on the sands,
+then another; rests for a moment, and then continues its
+advance. The sea is a symbol for us of Eternity and of our
+passing away.</p>
+
+<p>When the Uhlans entered Dieppe, followed by the Prussian
+infantry, the town was in a ferment, since no one knew
+what was going to follow. All kinds of rumours were afloat,
+and some people believed that a warship would bombard
+the town, if the invaders met with any resistance. The
+Germans requisitioned many things, with which the inhabitants
+were very reluctant to supply them, and ordered
+that all lights should be extinguished at 8 p.m., and that
+after 10 p.m. no one should leave his house. This condition
+of affairs naturally did not suit my father, and he determined<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_112"></a>[112]</span>
+to leave Dieppe at once. But this was a difficult
+matter, as to go by rail was nearly impossible, and by sea
+altogether out of the question. Finally we decided to
+hire a carriage and to start before daybreak, although we
+were very much afraid lest we should be stopped by the
+Prussians. We succeeded, however, in escaping detection
+and reached Dunkerque, where we took the train for Calais,
+and thence made our way to Boulogne. Here we stayed
+for some days at the Hôtel des Bains, and then embarked
+for Folkestone, from which we proceeded to Brighton.</p>
+
+<p>At Brighton, where my parents took a house facing the
+sea, and not far from the Old Pier, we found Captain and
+Mrs. Berkeley, who had taken a house for the season in
+Regency Square; Mrs. Charles Woodforde, an aunt of my
+father, who was staying there with her daughter, and Sophia
+Kinglake, a sister of the author of “Eöthen,” whom
+Thackeray once described as the cleverest woman he had
+ever met in his life. One day, I remember calling with my
+mother upon her, when she told us that she was knitting a
+scarf for John Ardagh, who afterwards became General Sir
+John Ardagh, and died some years ago. Shortly after we
+arrived, a very pretty, graceful and beautifully-dressed girl
+entered the room. She was a Miss Gordon, daughter of a
+General Gordon, and, in the course of conversation, said to
+me:—</p>
+
+<p>“I always get my dresses from Worth, and sometimes
+I go and stay with his family at their country-place in France.
+I generally stop with them from three weeks to a month,
+and return to England with a fine lot of dresses. Worth
+would be horrified were he to see me to-day, because I am
+wearing gloves which do not match my dress. Once I put
+on grey gloves with a costume of an unusual colour, upon
+which he told me that if I ever did so again, he would make
+for me no more. So, you see, I have to study his taste
+in the matter of toilettes most carefully.”</p>
+
+<p>I inquired whether Worth charged very high prices for
+his confections.</p>
+
+<p>“It is according to what you consider high,” she replied.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_113"></a>[113]</span>
+“He charges from forty pounds for a dress, and will not
+make one under that price; but it is always perfectly finished
+and lined with silk. For ball-dresses he charges more. I
+get both my morning-gowns and ball-toilettes from him,
+for I consider that he is the only man who can make dresses
+which are worth wearing.”</p>
+
+<p>I asked if Laferrière were not very good, as I had heard
+so much about him in Paris.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, he is,” she said, “but Worth I consider still
+better.”</p>
+
+<p>Miss Gordon was a girl of about eighteen, with a wonderfully
+clear complexion, brown hair, blue eyes, and rather
+good features. She had also a beautiful figure, for which
+reason it must have been quite a pleasure for a dressmaker
+to make for her. She was wearing on this occasion a blue
+costume, with a good deal of <i>passementerie</i> on it, and very
+pretty buttons in enamel, a white petticoat with flounces
+of lace, stockings <i>à jour</i>, and shoes with Louis Quinze
+heels. Her hat matched her dress, and the <i>ensemble</i> would
+have been a dream, had not her gloves, which were brown,
+spoiled—as she herself admitted—an otherwise perfect
+toilette.</p>
+
+<p>While at Brighton, I used frequently to go on the Pier
+with my mother to listen to the band, which, however,
+played very badly. Captain and Mrs. Berkeley often came
+there too, and would sit with us until my father came
+to fetch us to lunch. Captain Dorrien was also at Brighton
+at this time, and occasionally some of the old society of
+Homburg would meet on the Pier, and talk over their
+experiences at roulette and trente-et-quarante.</p>
+
+<p>“I say, Fred,” inquired Dorrien one day of my father,
+“how about your infallible system? What was it? Let
+me see: one louis <i>à cheval</i> between zero and two, one
+between twelve and fifteen, one between twenty-six and
+twenty-nine, and one between thirty-two and thirty-five.
+Isn’t that it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, my dear fellow,” answered my father, “and you
+double the amount if you lose.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_114"></a>[114]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Oh!” exclaimed Berkeley, “that game is a martingale,
+and it nearly broke me.”</p>
+
+<p>“Then, old fellow,” said my father, “you didn’t play it
+the right way.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, yes, I did, and in very much the right way, for I
+lost all I had....”</p>
+
+<p>“I wish I were at Homburg to try it again,” continued
+my father.</p>
+
+<p>“You would only lose again,” said Berkeley.</p>
+
+<p>“I am sorry that I ever played there at all,” said
+Dorrien.</p>
+
+<p>“So am I,” exclaimed Berkeley, “but there is an attraction
+there that somehow one cannot resist.”</p>
+
+<p>“I feel I should win if I played at Monte Carlo,” said my
+father.</p>
+
+<p>“You always felt like that at Homburg,” remarked
+Dorrien. “You said, if you remember, one evening, that
+you felt like winning, and you lost heavily.”</p>
+
+<p>“But I won afterwards—three hundred louis.”</p>
+
+<p>“My dear fellow, you forget how much you lost. You
+can talk like that to people who know nothing about the
+game, but as for me, who have lost thirty thousand
+pounds at it, you cannot make me believe that white is
+black.”</p>
+
+<p>“Can’t I?” said my father, laughing.</p>
+
+<p>“No, you can’t, and you are foolish to try to make yourself
+believe that you can ever win at that game.”</p>
+
+<p>“I agree with you entirely,” observed Berkeley.</p>
+
+<p>“I always hope to win back what I have lost,” said my
+father.</p>
+
+<p>“That you will never do at roulette and trente-et-quarante,”
+said Dorrien.</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t you play at all now then?” asked my father.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, at baccarat and the Stock Exchange.”</p>
+
+<p>“That is as bad,” remarked my father.</p>
+
+<p>“I am not sure it isn’t worse,” said Dorrien, laughing.</p>
+
+<p>“Quite as bad,” exclaimed Berkeley, “but I do the
+same thing.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_115"></a>[115]</span></p>
+
+<p>“I shall have a try this winter at Monte Carlo,” said my
+father.</p>
+
+<p>“You have had one lesson; why do you want to burn
+your fingers again?” asked Dorrien.</p>
+
+<p>“If you do,” remarked Berkeley, “<i>vous y perdrez vos pas,
+mon cher ami</i>.”</p>
+
+<p>And then they talked about other things.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_116"></a>[116]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XI">CHAPTER XI</h2>
+
+<p class="center">The Princess von Metternich—The Lady of the Luxembourg
+Gardens</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>Paris was very dull in the way of entertainments and
+parties after the Commune, and people spoke of
+hardly anything but the siege. Mrs. Healy, an aunt of
+Viscount Dillon, who lived in the same house as my parents
+in the Rue d’Albe, her <i>appartement</i> being on the <i>entresol</i>,
+had remained there throughout the siege and the Commune,
+and told us that she had always contrived to get everything
+she wanted in the way of eatables, though she had had to
+pay an enormously high price for them; twenty francs
+a pound, for instance, for butter, which she obtained as
+well as eggs and meat, and consequently was never obliged
+to dine off a mouse or any delicacy of that description, like
+most of the people in Paris. Theobald, Lord Dillon, often
+came to see his aunt, and one day he related to us how he
+had become acquainted with Sims Reeves, and how he had
+been the means of the latter continuing his studies at Milan
+as a singer. It was entirely through Lord Dillon’s generosity
+that Sims Reeves became so well known, as he had advanced
+him a large sum of money. Albani was also first brought
+into notice in England by Lord Dillon, who was so enchanted
+with her beautiful voice that he soon made known to everybody
+the “star” he had discovered. Albani was a frequent
+guest at his beautiful country-seat, Ditchley Park, for he
+and Lady Dillon not only admired her most exquisite voice,
+but her very charming personality as well.</p>
+
+<p>The last time I met Lord Dillon was on the pier at
+Brighton, when I happened to be on leave from Aldershot,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_117"></a>[117]</span>
+where my regiment was then stationed; and, I remember,
+I introduced Lord Headley to him, at the former’s request.
+The two noblemen discussed politics, upon which subject
+they did not agree. Later the same day, I introduced two
+young officers to Lord Dillon, as he told me he was very
+fond of young men, he himself being then an old man. The
+officers in question were both Old Etonians and attached
+to my regiment. One was Richard Sutton, a son of Sir
+Richard Sutton, who died before his father; the other,
+the present Sir Charles E. C. Hartopp, a nephew of the Duke
+of Norfolk, who had just been staying at Arundel with his
+uncle.</p>
+
+<p>I happened to meet Whitehead, a correspondent of the
+<i>Daily Telegraph</i>, who had remained in Paris during the
+siege. I asked him whether he was not at all alarmed at
+the time, to which he replied that he did not know what fear
+meant, and had never been afraid of anything in his life.</p>
+
+<p>I was still at Eton, but came to Paris for my holidays,
+and one evening went to a ball, at which I recollect the
+Princess von Metternich, wife of the Austrian Ambassador,
+was present, and that she left after remaining only half
+an hour. Sir Edward Malet, who was then First Secretary
+at the British Embassy, led the cotillion. It was a terribly
+dull affair, and I was quite glad to get away. Evidently,
+the Princess von Metternich saw at a glance what it was
+like, and only waited until her carriage returned, or no
+doubt she would have left even sooner. The Princess
+spoke English just like an Englishwoman, and when she
+spoke in German interlarded every sentence with French
+words, as all the Austrian nobility do. She had plenty of
+<i>esprit</i>, and when I saw her in recent years in Vienna, she
+always used to make use of the late Baron Nathan de Rothschild
+to assist her in collecting money for the poor of the
+city, and—some people were malicious enough to say—for
+herself as well. She had such a way of asking for charitable
+contributions that she scarcely ever met with a refusal, and
+never indeed from “her little Jew,” as she was accustomed
+to call Baron Nathan.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_118"></a>[118]</span></p>
+
+<p>After I left Eton, I returned to Paris, and, as it was
+summer, I often walked in the Luxembourg Gardens, where
+it was very pleasant to sit beneath the trees and read a
+book. One day, I happened to be sitting near a fountain
+which contained some gold fish. On the same seat sat a
+young girl with fair hair, who appeared entirely absorbed
+in a book which she was reading, and from which she did
+not raise her eyes for a moment. I asked her what was
+the name of the novel in which she was so interested. She
+answered that it was not a novel at all, but a serious modern
+French work on philosophy. And she handed it to me.
+I was not a little curious to know why she read such books,
+and questioned her on the matter, when she replied that
+they were the only ones capable of distracting her thoughts,
+and that, as her own life had been like a novel, she avoided
+such stories, for they usually reminded her of her own
+experiences, and made her sadder than ever. I inquired if
+she would mind letting me know her own history, and, at the
+same time, studied her more attentively than before. She
+was a fair girl, with blue eyes with long black eyelashes, a
+very clear complexion and long wavy hair. Her features
+were small and rather regular, and she had very fine teeth
+and a beautiful figure. She was dressed in deep mourning,
+and her petticoat was trimmed with Valenciennes lace, of
+which I could just catch a glimpse when she raised her
+tiny foot occasionally. She acceded to my request, and
+related to me the following story:—</p>
+
+<p>“I was living with my parents in the country, when an
+aunt of mine asked me to come to Paris, saying that she
+would have me taught dressmaking. On my arrival in
+Paris, I went to live with my aunt and became an apprentice
+at a dressmaker’s shop, which had a number of customers
+among the ladies of the Faubourg Saint-Germain. One
+morning, when I was on my way to business, I noticed
+that a gentleman was following me, but it was not until
+some days later that I made his acquaintance, when he told
+me that he had fallen in love with me, and offered to furnish
+an <i>appartement</i> for me, and to give me three louis a day<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_119"></a>[119]</span>
+to spend as I pleased. Soon afterwards I left my aunt,
+and not only did this gentleman carry out his promise, but
+gave me my own servants and carriage and horses. As
+I had not received very much education, I had various
+masters, one to teach me to speak and write French correctly,
+another for the piano, a third for singing. As for reading,
+I never had any taste for the rubbish which most girls affect,
+but studied the works of Racine, Corneille, Rousseau and
+Voltaire.<a id="FNanchor_18" href="#Footnote_18" class="fnanchor">[18]</a> I gradually developed a passion for philosophy,
+and can say that I have read most of the works of the great
+philosophers, both ancient and modern, in French. I
+enjoyed my life thoroughly, and, as I was only sixteen and
+quite without experience of the world, I was foolish enough
+to believe that my good fortune would continue; and it is
+needless to say that I took no thought for the future, but
+lived only for the present. My friend was a very wealthy
+Mexican and quite young; perhaps a little older than you
+are, but not very much. He seemed perfectly devoted to
+me, satisfying all my caprices and spending a great deal of
+money on me, quite apart from what he gave me for myself.
+I was very fond of going to the Théâtre-Français, where he
+would always take a box and accompany me. We also
+went very often to the Grand Opéra, and occasionally to the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_120"></a>[120]</span>
+smaller theatres, for the latter of which, however, I had but
+little taste. On Sundays, generally after I had been to Mass—for,
+notwithstanding my predilection for philosophy, I
+still retained a remnant of faith in the Catholic religion—I
+drove in the Bois de Boulogne, sometimes alone, at others
+accompanied by my friend. In every respect, my life was
+most enjoyable, and I had no cares of any kind. This state
+of affairs lasted for a year, during which my friend was most
+devoted to me, and we never had an angry word with each
+other. He was kindness itself in every conceivable way,
+while I was perfectly devoted to him. Suddenly, one day,
+when I had been out alone shopping, I saw on my return
+home a note addressed to me lying on the table in the salon.
+Recognizing my friend’s handwriting, I tore it open immediately.
+It contained only a few lines, which, however, I
+shall never forget so long as I live. Indeed, so engraven on
+my mind are they, that, were I to forget everything else, I
+should never forget them!”</p>
+
+<p>On saying this, she suddenly burst into tears, and sobbed
+so violently that it was not for some little time that she was
+able to continue. Then she said:—</p>
+
+<p>“You will forgive me, for my grief is almost too great for
+me to endure. Imagine my astonishment and dismay when
+I read this note, which had been hurriedly written:—</p>
+
+<div class="blockquote">
+
+<p>“‘<i>Ma chérie,—Je suis forcé de partir immédiatement pour
+la Mexique; je n’ai pas même le temps de venir te dire àdieu.</i>’<a id="FNanchor_19" href="#Footnote_19" class="fnanchor">[19]</a></p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>“I could scarcely believe my own eyes, and read those
+lines again and again, sobbing all the while, and incapable
+of realizing what had happened. I had only a few hundred
+francs left, all the rest having been spent; and, to make a
+long story short, I had very soon to leave my <i>appartement</i>
+and return to my aunt. I have been with her now a week,
+and I need not tell you how very hard I find it to return to
+work, for which I feel I am no longer fit. Besides, my aunt<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_121"></a>[121]</span>
+is continually reproaching me, and treats me much worse
+than she did before. I cannot stand it any longer....”</p>
+
+<p>At this point, she stopped and was silent for a while. Then
+she suddenly asked me if I could assist her as her friend had
+done, adding that she was not one of those girls who could
+love several men. I told her how I was situated, and she
+said she would come to a restaurant in the Quartier Latin
+with me and take some refreshment. We went, I remember,
+to some restaurant near the Luxembourg Gardens, and, when
+we were alone, she told me that it was a pity that I could not
+afford to make her my <i>maîtresse attitrée</i>, as she thought I
+might perhaps succeed in making her forget her Mexican.
+Although I did not aspire to have such warm blood in my
+veins, yet perhaps she liked the contrast. She wept bitterly,
+and when she left me, said:—</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Vous avez beaucoup de cœur</i>; and, if I meet you again,
+it will be in three days’ time in the Luxembourg Gardens.
+If I do not come, you will know that I have done as I told you
+before I should do—put an end to my existence. There is
+nothing else for me to do, and <i>le bon Dieu me le pardonnera</i>.”</p>
+
+<p>I went to the Luxembourg Gardens three days later, and
+sat on the same seat, but, though I waited until it grew dark,
+there was no sign of her. I returned to the Gardens every
+day for weeks and weeks afterwards, more out of habit than
+for any other reason, and thought of her and wondered what
+had become of her all the time I was there. I did not even
+know her Christian name, but I rather fancied it was Mariette.
+The consequence was that I was seized with a sudden fit of
+melancholy, which I was imprudent enough to give way to,
+and was continually reading Goethe’s <i>Die Leiden des jungen
+Werthers</i>, until I felt convinced that I should end my life
+in the same way as she had done. For, though I never heard
+anything more about her, I made quite sure that she had
+acted as she had threatened she would.</p>
+
+<p>Shortly after this, I decided to go to Bonn on the Rhine,
+to study at the University; and Miss Kathleen O’Meara, the
+author of “The Salon of Madame Mohl,” who was a young
+girl at that time, gave me a letter to the wife of Professor<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_122"></a>[122]</span>
+Dr. Binz, a sister of General Salis-Schwabe. I was then very
+anxious to enter the Austrian Army, and tried very hard to
+do so. Through the kindness of Mr. Somerset Beaumont, of
+the Foreign Office, my request was put before Prince Richard
+von Metternich and Baron von Hübner; and the latter, who
+was at that time Ambassador in Paris, informed me, when I
+saw him at the Embassy, that I should have to become an
+Austrian subject. This was easy enough; but the examination
+was not, as since the War of 1866 it had been made much
+more severe. It was in pursuance of this intention to enter
+the Austrian Army that I made up my mind to study at the
+University at Bonn. My father was very much against my
+doing so, but I eventually prevailed upon him to let me go,
+though he warned me that I must put up with any evil consequences
+that might result from this <i>coup de tête</i> of mine.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_123"></a>[123]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XII">CHAPTER XII</h2>
+
+<p class="hanging">Bonn—An Anecdote of Beethoven—The King’s Hussars—The Howard
+Vyses—A German Professor on England—Domesticated Habits of German
+Girls—Professor Delbrück</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>On my arrival at Bonn, I stayed at the Hôtel Rheineck,
+which commanded a splendid view of the distant
+mountains. Here I made the acquaintance of the late Mr.
+Ranyard, the celebrated astronomer, who told me that the
+well-known author “A. L. O. E.” was his aunt. Mr. Ranyard
+was also stopping at the “Rheineck,” and at the midday
+<i>table d’hôte</i> sat next to a Frau Phillip, a German lady from
+Frankfurt, who was rather stout, but good-looking. He
+made love to her, and, though he spoke German very badly,
+she appeared to understand him. At four o’clock we used
+to sit out on the verandah of the hôtel, which overlooked the
+Rhine, and take our coffee there, with an excellent <i>Kuchen</i>,
+for which Germany is famous. Some days after my arrival
+at Bonn, Ranyard, who was flirting with Frau Phillip, quite
+forgot that he had to catch the boat to Cologne, and missed
+it. He was quite in despair at this, as he had not enough
+money with him to stay any longer at Bonn. However, the
+proprietor of the hotel said he would lend him some, which
+he could repay him when he arrived in England. Ranyard
+accordingly arranged to stay on a day or two longer at Bonn,
+as the hotel-keeper was confiding enough to advance him
+£5. I mention this incident to show how kind Germans are
+at times, though, of course, there are exceptions everywhere.</p>
+
+<p>I called on Professor Dr. Binz and his wife, who lived in a
+pretty villa with a delightful garden attached to it. The
+latter’s sister, Miss Salis-Schwabe, and her brother, who was
+an officer in the 7th Dragoon Guards, were staying with her<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_124"></a>[124]</span>
+on a visit, and I went for several rides with them. Miss
+Salis-Schwabe was a nice-looking girl, with a considerable
+fortune of her own, and lived chiefly in England. She
+afterwards married the late Sir Frank Lockwood, the well-known
+Q.C.; and I was told by the Hon. Mrs. Henry
+Orde-Powlett, who knew her, that she was always very
+disappointed if her husband did not come home every day
+with fifty guineas as “refreshers” in his pocket.</p>
+
+<p>Frau Professor Binz told me that she knew of a Professor
+Dr. Andrä, who had a pretty daughter, so that his house
+would be just the very one for me to live at; and I
+accordingly made arrangements to take rooms there, with
+board.</p>
+
+<p>Fräulein Margarethe Andrä was a rather pretty girl, a
+blonde, with blue eyes, but she was, I thought, somewhat
+insipid, and very strait-laced. She was well read and a free-thinker,
+like her father, who never went to any church.
+Professor Dr. Andrä was very clever, and, indeed, some
+people said he was the cleverest of the professors at Bonn
+University. I remember him telling me about his wife,
+whom he had recently lost. She knew, according to him,
+exactly what he was going to say before he opened his mouth,
+and had also foretold many events before there was a chance
+of their happening, in a marvellous manner. I asked Andrä
+if he would not like to see his wife again.</p>
+
+<p>“No,” he replied. “I loved her very much, but I have
+no desire to live again, and, what is more, I am sure that
+after this existence there is no other. And it is much better
+so.”</p>
+
+<p>He lectured on Anthropology and Mineralogy, two sciences
+in which I took no interest. I attended the lectures of
+Geheimrath von Sybel, the famous historian, who, Dr.
+Andrä said, was a Republican at heart, but pretended not
+to be, in order to keep in with Bismarck, who since 1870 had
+been all powerful in Germany. Von Sybel was one of the
+finest lecturers I ever heard. He contrived to make his
+subject most interesting, however dry it might otherwise
+have appeared; and his lectures were always crowded with<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_125"></a>[125]</span>
+students, whereas those of some of the other professors
+were attended by very few, as it was entirely optional which
+lectures the students at the University attended.</p>
+
+<p>Bonn is the birthplace of Beethoven, a fine statue of whom
+was erected in 1845 on the Poppelsdorfer Allee. Grillparzer
+writes in his diary for 1843:—</p>
+
+<p>“The windows of my grandmother’s house faced the
+courtyard of the dwelling of a peasant called Flehberger, who
+bore a bad name. This Flehberger had a very pretty
+daughter, called Lisa, whose reputation was also not of the
+best. Beethoven appeared to be much interested in the
+girl, and I can see him as he came up the little street, dragging
+his white handkerchief after him, until he came to a stop at
+Flehberger’s house, where the frivolous beauty was standing
+on a wagon filled with hay, working with a pitchfork, and
+laughing the while. Beethoven stood silent and looked at
+her, until the girl, whose taste lay more in the direction of
+peasant boys, made him angry by rude words or by obstinately
+ignoring his presence. Then he walked away, but
+did not fail, the next time he passed that way, to stop and
+look into the courtyard. Indeed, his interest in the girl
+went so far that, when her father was arrested and put in
+prison for being concerned in a drunken brawl in the village,
+Beethoven endeavoured to rescue him, and narrowly escaped
+having to share the captivity of the man whom he had so
+unwisely protected.”</p>
+
+<p>It is said that Beethoven wept when his “Overture to
+Leonora” was first played at Vienna, where it met with no
+success. He only passed his youth at Bonn, and then went
+to Vienna, where the Archduke Rudolf, Prince Kinsky and
+Prince Lobkowitz gave him an annuity of 4,000 florins
+(nearly £350) for life, in order that he might devote his time
+entirely to music, free from all financial cares. The fact that
+the same provision was never made for Mozart, who was an
+Austrian by birth, makes one think of the proverb: “<i>Nemo
+propheta in patria</i>.” Grillparzer, Austria’s greatest poet,
+wrote the funeral speech read at Beethoven’s tomb in Vienna
+on March 27th, 1827, and on May 1st, 1880, a statue to his<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_126"></a>[126]</span>
+memory was erected there, near the garden of the Hof Burg,
+on the Ringstrasse.</p>
+
+<p>Captain Horrocks, whom my father knew very well, was
+then living at Bonn with his family. His brother held an
+appointment at the Court of the Grand Duke of Hesse.
+Captain Horrocks once wrote a three-volume novel, which
+my mother tried to read, but said that she never could get
+beyond the first volume. She lent the first volume of the
+book to several of her friends, but not one of them ever asked
+for the second and third. When I mentioned Captain
+Horrocks’s name to my mother, she said:—</p>
+
+<p>“When I think of him, I cannot imagine how he could have
+written such a dull book. I have never yet come across any
+one who has had the courage to read the whole of his novel.”</p>
+
+<p>Horrocks was, nevertheless, an amusing man, who had
+a great deal of dry wit. He had several very pretty daughters,
+the eldest one being considered the belle of Bonn at that
+time. I remember his remarking to me once that a poor
+man could never dress well, as he always bought cheap
+clothes, and they never lasted any time. “Depend upon it,
+whatever is cheap is bad,” he always used to say.</p>
+
+<p>The regiment stationed at Bonn was the King’s Hussars.
+It was commanded by Prince Reuss, and there were seven
+princes amongst its officers. I knew the two Princes Bentheim,
+and Counts von der Goltz, Metternich, Moltke and
+Bernstorff. The last-named was a gay young officer, who
+spoke English like an Englishman. I saw a good deal of
+him. His father had been Prussian Ambassador in England,
+and he had a brother serving in the Garde Kürassier Regiment
+in Berlin. Prince Reuss was very severe with his officers,
+and insisted that, when they attended a ball, they should
+wear their swords the whole time, except when actually
+dancing. On one occasion, an officer, who had omitted to
+replace his sword after a dance, was put under arrest for a
+week and confined to his quarters. Bernstorff, so he told
+me, once entered a tavern of bad reputation in Cologne in
+plain clothes, as he did not like to go to such a place in
+uniform, and on his return to Bonn was placed under arrest<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_127"></a>[127]</span>
+for a week. Notwithstanding the severity of the punishment
+meted out for minor offences against discipline, very
+little, if any, notice was taken when officers in uniform
+became intoxicated at balls. I can remember attending a
+ball at the Royal Hôtel at Bonn, at which several officers
+of the King’s Hussars were present wearing their dark blue
+uniform with gold lace, as they were never allowed to attend
+dances in plain clothes. One of them insisted on dancing,
+though he was so intoxicated that he could scarcely stand,
+and the others were highly amused at his efforts to dance
+with a lady, who must have been in entire ignorance of the
+state her partner was in.</p>
+
+<p>When the King’s Hussars gave a ball at Bonn, which they
+did once every winter, they only invited the officers of the
+7th Kürassiers from Cologne, and not a single infantry officer
+from the Line regiments at either place. Some of the English
+at Bonn were invited to this ball, but I cannot say that it
+came up to one’s expectations. In the first place, it was a
+terribly stiff affair. The officers stood in one part of the ball-room;
+the ladies, mostly seated, occupied the other part,
+and at the end of a dance, an officer generally conducted his
+partner back to her seat and left her with her lady friends.
+The supper was not at all a bad one, and there was plenty
+of champagne, but the guests had to pay for what they
+ate and drank. However, it was considered so great an
+honour to be invited to this ball that no one grumbled; in
+fact, they appeared to think it quite natural that they should
+have to pay for their refreshments.</p>
+
+<p>The King’s Hussars was regarded as one of the crack
+Prussian regiments, and undoubtedly some of its officers
+were of very high social standing. But by no means all
+of these officers were wealthy, and I was told that the Princes
+Bentheim had only £150 a year each, besides their pay.
+The officers generally rode in the Poppelsdorfer Allee of a
+morning, making their horses perform <i>la haute école</i>, as
+though they were at a circus. Only one corps of students
+mixed at all with the officers. This was the well-known
+Borussia Corps, the members of which—the <i>Borussen</i>—wore<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_128"></a>[128]</span>
+a white cap somewhat similar in shape to that worn
+by French officers. This corps was composed entirely of
+members of the Prussian nobility, most of them being counts
+and barons, and they did not associate at all with any of the
+other student corps. They fought duels with the <i>Schläger</i>,
+and got cut about the face, but the more they were disfigured,
+the more pleased they appeared to be. Some of the <i>Borussen</i>
+joined the King’s Hussars afterwards, but what became
+of their scars I do not know, for, strange to say, I have never
+seen any officers with these ugly marks on their faces. Perhaps,
+after a time, the scars disappear; I can think of no
+other explanation, for all the corps students are forced to
+fight duels.</p>
+
+<p>I can remember Dr. Andrä once showing me a tiny shop
+at Bonn, above which the royal arms of a certain country
+were displayed, and when I inquired the reason of this, he
+told me the following story, which I give in his own
+words:—</p>
+
+<p>“When the heir to a certain principality was a student
+at Bonn, he happened to enter this shop, in which there was
+a very pretty girl serving. The latter, who pretended
+ignorance of his identity, invited the Prince to come and see
+her one evening. The Prince went, and a violent flirtation
+was in progress, when the door opened, and the owner of
+the shop entered. This person affected the utmost astonishment
+and indignation, and, informing the Prince that the
+girl was his wife, threatened that, unless the would-be destroyer
+of his domestic happiness were prepared to write him
+out there and then a cheque for several thousand thalers,
+he would make the affair public. The Prince, anxious to
+avoid a scandal, complied with his demand, and, moreover,
+gave him permission to display the arms of his country over
+his shop-front as supplying His Highness with goods. After
+the Prince had left Bonn, the cunning rascal sent the girl,
+who was not his wife at all, back to Cologne, from which she
+had come, it was said, for the express purpose of assisting
+the shopkeeper to entrap the Prince.”</p>
+
+<p>I used to go to the “Kneipe,” where the corps students<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_129"></a>[129]</span>
+assembled, with a young American named Howard Vyse and
+his younger brother.<a id="FNanchor_20" href="#Footnote_20" class="fnanchor">[20]</a> We always went of an evening,
+when songs, principally “Studenten Lieder,” were sung,
+and there was heavy drinking. On one occasion, the younger
+Vyse, on coming out into the night air, after attending one
+of these entertainments, told me that he felt so queer that
+he could not find his way home, and asked if I could put
+him up for the night. I took him to Dr. Andrä’s house, and
+he slept in my sitting-room. Next morning, the professor
+inquired why I had brought Vyse home with me, and I told
+him the reason, quoting, at the same time, the words of
+Nietzsche:—</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Alles ist erlaubt, nichts ist verboten.</i>”</p>
+
+<p>To which he replied that such were not his views; that he
+considered that everyone ought to lead a very moral life;
+that it was wrong to get intoxicated, and that, although he
+never entered a church, he lived as moral a life as many
+religious people, who often professed to be better than they
+really were.</p>
+
+<p>Professor Andrä was an intimate friend of the famous
+author, Berthold Auerbach, and once, when he was staying
+with Auerbach, the latter was engaged in writing his celebrated
+novel, <i>Das Landhaus am Rhein</i>. One day, Andrä<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_130"></a>[130]</span>
+asked him to walk to Poppelsdorf, where the professor was
+going to lecture. But he declined, saying that to do so would
+put some of his ideas for his novel out of his head, as it was
+essential for him to keep constantly in mind what he intended
+to write about. Andrä showed me the house on the
+Rhine which Auerbach had described in his novel, and one
+day took me there to visit a retired merchant, who, after making
+a fortune in America, had bought this beautiful villa in the
+Koblentzer Strasse, which had a very fine garden leading
+down to the Rhine. Andrä told me that he detested novels;
+nevertheless, one day, when I happened to be reading <i>Auf
+der Höhe</i>, by Auerbach, he asked me to lend it him, and,
+after reading it, said</p>
+
+<p>“After all, it is very well written, and I am pleased with
+it; some of the ideas are uncommonly good, and the plot
+is ingenious.”</p>
+
+<p>Excellenz von Dechen, Minister of the Rhine Provinces,
+told me that Andrä might have occupied Bismarck’s position,<a id="FNanchor_21" href="#Footnote_21" class="fnanchor">[21]</a>
+but that he was too honest a man to change his opinions.
+Andrä told me that Germany was far more fitted than France
+for a republican form of government, and that, if the War
+of 1870 had had a different issue, Germany would have been
+a republic, as France is now. He entertained a poor opinion
+of England and the English, whom he considered the most
+selfish and self-opinionated nation in Europe, and years
+behind Germany in intelligence. He held that Darwin,
+whose works he had read, had merely been the first to publish
+the ideas of a well-known German professor; and he himself<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_131"></a>[131]</span>
+had lectured upon Darwin’s theory,<a id="FNanchor_22" href="#Footnote_22" class="fnanchor">[22]</a> in which he was a firm
+believer, long before he had ever heard of him.</p>
+
+<p>Andrä told me that at all the dinners which he attended,
+as a professor of the University, he took precedence of all
+the officers of the King’s Hussars and of any titled person
+who had not some higher State appointment than he held.
+When I told him that this would not have been the case in
+England, he smiled and said:—</p>
+
+<p>“In your country, with your antiquated laws, how can
+you expect so much civilization as in Germany? The
+English have a great deal to learn, and it will be a very long
+while before their barbarous customs are knocked on the head.
+So far as civilization is concerned, England is in a worse
+condition than France, and, Heaven knows, France has
+yet a good deal to learn.”</p>
+
+<p>In his opinion, Bismarck was a man of great intellect,
+but without any conscience whatever. Moltke, he told
+me, was quite positive that Germany would defeat France
+before the war had begun, and he was a man “<i>welcher
+schweigt in sieben Sprachen</i>,” as he rarely ever spoke.
+Moltke’s son, afterwards Field-Marshal Count von Moltke,
+was then in the King’s Hussars at Bonn, and I knew him
+very well, but, save for indulging in some amorous
+escapades and getting very much into debt, he did not distinguish
+himself, though I have no doubt he deserved the
+Iron Cross which he obtained in the War of 1870, with<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_132"></a>[132]</span>
+most of the officers of the King’s Hussars. Of Field-Marshal
+Freiherr von der Goltz it was said:—</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Freiherr von der Goltz,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Von seiner Dummheit ist er stoltz.”<a id="FNanchor_23" href="#Footnote_23" class="fnanchor">[23]</a></div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>I often would ask Andrä what books I ought to read, and
+one of the first he recommended was Hauff’s <i>Lichtenstein</i>,
+a charming romance in the style of Sir Walter Scott. Heine
+was a great favourite with Andrä, and he could repeat his
+<i>Lieder</i> off by heart.<a id="FNanchor_24" href="#Footnote_24" class="fnanchor">[24]</a> Goethe he ranked far above Schiller,
+and considered the first part of <i>Faust</i> vastly superior to the
+second. He had a very high opinion of Lessing’s works in
+general. Of modern authors, he recommended Karl von
+Holtei’s <i>Die Vagabunden</i>, which was, he told me, quite
+a classic, and I have read it again and again with pleasure.
+It is somewhat in the style of <i>la Vie de Bohème</i>, by Mürger,
+but I prefer it to the French work. In comparing Lesage
+with Scott, Victor Hugo seems to think more highly of
+the latter; but Andrä considered that <i>Gil Blas</i> would
+outlive all Scott’s novels, which was also the opinion of
+Grillparzer. It was through Andrä that I became a supporting
+member of the “Verein zur Verbreitung naturwissenschaftlicher
+Kenntnisse in Wien,” which I have been for
+many years. The ill-fated Crown Prince Rudolf was formerly
+the Protector of this society, a position which was held
+recently by the late Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the heir
+to the Austrian throne.</p>
+
+<p>Andrä had held a post in Siebenbürgen, in Hungary, under
+the Archduke Johann, for some years before his appointment
+to be a professor at Bonn. He was very fond of the Hungarians
+and told me that he and some friends were one evening
+at a restaurant in a village in Hungary, where three or four
+musicians played so delightfully that his party kept giving
+them money to continue, and that he was sure that they<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_133"></a>[133]</span>
+went on playing until about five o’clock the following morning.
+He was passionately fond of music, and I would often
+ask him to play me some Austrian marches and waltzes on
+the piano, which he did with the true Austrian spirit. His
+daughter never played the piano, telling me that unless you
+can play exceptionally well, it is better to leave it alone.
+I wish all English girls were of her opinion.</p>
+
+<p>German girls are as a rule very clever, and have a good
+deal to say for themselves. They are highly sentimental,
+far more so than English girls, and can generally read French
+and English books easily enough, though I found that they
+could speak very little of these languages, as they had very
+little practice and few occasions to do so. Every girl in
+Germany can do the most difficult needlework, embroidery
+and knitting wonderfully well, in addition to which she
+thoroughly understands how to cook a good dinner. Fräulein
+Andrä generally cooked the dinner herself, though she had
+servants, one of whom was a sort of cook. I remember that,
+in more recent years, at the Hôtel Neckar at Heidelberg,
+I caught sight of a pretty, graceful young girl wearing an
+apron going into the hôtel kitchen, and, on my asking who she
+was, I was told that she was the daughter of a count, and
+engaged to be married to a young count of high family, but
+before her marriage she was required to learn cooking for
+six months at this hôtel.</p>
+
+<p>There were at this time several English families whom
+I knew residing at Bonn, among them being Captain and
+Mrs. Bean, who were living there to educate their children,
+and to whose house I was often invited to tea. I recollect
+once Mrs. Bean telling me and some other friends of hers
+that she intended going to a masked ball dressed as a gipsy
+fortune-teller, with packs of cards and bells sewn over her
+costume. On my arrival at the ball, I had no difficulty in
+recognizing this dress, but the voice of the wearer seemed
+very different from that of Mrs. Bean, and it transpired that
+the fortune-teller was Captain Bean, who, as his wife found
+herself unable to go to the ball, owing to a severe cold, had
+assumed her costume and come instead. He intrigued a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_134"></a>[134]</span>
+great many people who were there, telling them their fortunes
+and more about themselves than they cared to know,
+and got a good deal of amusement out of his impersonation,
+no one but myself having the least idea who he was the
+whole time.</p>
+
+<p>There were also two sons of Peabody, the millionaire, at
+Bonn. The name they were known by was George, and one
+of them was married and had two very pretty daughters.
+The Georges were quite unaware who their father was until
+after Peabody’s death, when they were angry at only being
+left two thousand pounds a year each, the bulk of Peabody’s
+enormous fortune having been bequeathed to charities.</p>
+
+<p>The Carnival was very amusing for young people, as
+everyone had to be disguised and masked during the three
+days it lasted, and this custom afforded a good deal of fun.
+Besides, every house was thrown open, and we entered the
+houses of different people whom we knew with our masks on,
+and partook of tea and cakes without being recognized. The
+students, and, indeed, most young men, wore a blue blouse
+and white kid gloves, and a mask, over which a blue cap with
+a red tassel was worn. Some of the English girls at Bonn
+asked me to get up a ball, but only the bachelors would
+have anything to do with it. I arranged with the proprietor
+of the Rheineck Hotel that the ball should be given there,
+and he prepared his large dining-room for the dancing and
+a room adjoining it for the supper. The supper was to be
+provided at so much a head, wine being extra, as is the
+general custom in Germany. The members of the committee
+wore red, white and blue rosettes in their buttonholes.
+About sixty or seventy people came to this ball, including
+the officers of the King’s Hussars, who, of course, were
+present in uniform, and it went off very well, as it was
+conducted on English lines, and was a much more free and
+easy affair than the average German ball. The supper
+was a very passable one, and a great deal of wine was consumed,
+particularly sparkling Moselle and champagne, so
+the company was pretty merry. Miss Edith Horrocks was
+the belle of the ball. She danced chiefly with a young Baron<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_135"></a>[135]</span>
+von Plessen, an officer in the King’s Hussars, whom she
+afterwards married, though, as there was not much money
+on either side, the young officer’s father, who was a general
+of cavalry, at first made some difficulties. It was five
+o’clock in the morning before the last guests had taken their
+departure.</p>
+
+<p>During the winter several small dances were given by
+different English families, and these I generally attended.
+I also went to some German balls, but, as there were no
+English present except myself, and they were conducted
+in a very stiff and formal manner, I cannot say that I derived
+much pleasure from them, apart from the dancing itself, of
+which I was then very fond.</p>
+
+<p>At Von Sybel’s lectures I made the acquaintance of a
+young man named Hans Delbrück, whom I liked very
+much indeed. He afterwards became a university professor,
+and was imprisoned some years ago for having expressed
+certain political views which were not in accordance with
+those of the “All Highest.” He is now Professor of History
+at the University of Berlin. Some little time before the
+War he was interviewed by the correspondent of the <i>Daily
+Mail</i>, when he gave his opinion about the possibility of a
+war between Great Britain and Germany.</p>
+
+<p>During the spring and summer there was very little going
+on at Bonn, with the exception of steam-boat excursions up
+and down the Rhine. For the residents, the winter is the
+season, but the climate at that time of year is no better
+than in England; indeed, it is perhaps even worse than in
+some English towns, as in the morning there are often thick
+fogs rising from the river. Living at Bonn is cheap—cheaper
+than at Wiesbaden or Frankfurt, to say nothing
+of Homburg, which is far more expensive and much more
+pleasant in summer. But there are many worse places
+than Bonn in the winter, so far as amusements are concerned.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_136"></a>[136]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XIII">CHAPTER XIII</h2>
+
+<p class="hanging">The Countess Czerwinska—The Countess Broel Plater—Mlle. de Laval—The
+Duchesse de Grammont—An Absent-Minded Gentleman—Dusauty, the
+Fencing Master—The Marquis of Anglesey—Charming Venezuelans—Miss
+Fanny Parnell</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>After finishing my studies at Bonn, I returned to
+Paris and rejoined my parents. I was very happy
+in Paris, of which I have always been very fond; but what
+I missed there chiefly at that time was the companionship of
+young fellows of my own age. This reminds me of what
+Jim Doyne once said to me when he came to visit me
+there:—</p>
+
+<p>“I should like Paris better than London, if I could only
+fill the place with my English friends, and send some of these
+Frenchmen to London instead.”</p>
+
+<p>I often experienced this very same feeling in Paris. It
+was very rarely that I met a Frenchman of my own age that
+I cared for, as I did for some English and Americans. Once
+at the Opéra Comique I happened to sit in the stalls next
+a young Frenchman, who was very pleasant, and whom I
+got to know well afterwards. This was the Vicomte Frédéric
+de Kilmaine, who, though of Irish extraction, could not
+speak a single word of English. A few days after I had
+made the Vicomte’s acquaintance I went for a drive with
+him in his pretty victoria to the Bois de Boulogne, where
+we had some refreshments at one of the cafés there before
+returning to Paris. He often afterwards came to take me for
+a drive, and we became very good friends. The Vicomte
+de Kilmaine, however, was an exception so far as young
+Frenchmen were concerned, for I never became very intimate
+with any of them. M. de Lesquier d’Attainville,
+grandson of the Prince de Rivoli, Duc de Masséna, was a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_137"></a>[137]</span>
+very nice fellow, and I liked him exceedingly; but he was
+older than myself, and I did not see him very often except
+at the different houses which I visited of an afternoon or
+evening. I also liked Prince Jean Radziwill, who was a
+Pole, but I saw even less of him than I did of M. de Lesquier
+d’Attainville, and, besides, he was much older than I was,
+and a few years make a world of difference when one is very
+young.</p>
+
+<p>In after years, at Franzensbad, in Bohemia, I made
+the acquaintance of the Countess Broel Plater and her
+son and daughter-in-law. The Countess, by her first marriage,
+was the Princess Lubomirska, and Prince Jean Radziwill
+was her son-in-law. The Countess was delighted to
+hear that I had known Prince Jean so well in former years,
+and told me many things about him. I often used to meet
+the Prince at Baroness Adelsdorfer’s hôtel in Paris, and
+also at the Countess Czerwinska’s, <i>née</i> Countess Czajkowska,
+and I remember him telling me that he was best man at the
+last-named lady’s marriage. It was a marriage of affection,
+and a son was born a year or so later; but subsequently the
+pair had a quarrel and refused to live together any more.
+The husband was afterwards quite willing to make it up,
+but the Countess absolutely declined to do so, though
+Prince Radziwill said he did everything he could to persuade
+her to be reconciled. The Countess had the right to keep
+her little son Stanislaus, who was a boy seven years old.
+At the time I knew her in Paris, according to Russian law,
+in the event of a separation or a divorce, the mother has
+always the custody of the sons, and the father that of the
+daughters. This ought to be the rule in England, but, as
+we are an eccentric nation, our laws quite naturally differ
+from those of all others.</p>
+
+<p>The Countess Czerwinska was a very good-looking, fair
+young woman, of about four-and-twenty. She was extremely
+well read and very intellectual, and appeared perfectly to
+idolize her son. She was very fond of the poet Mickiewicz,
+whose poems she often recited to me in Polish, afterwards
+giving me her own translation of them in French. It was<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_138"></a>[138]</span>
+said that she was employed by the Russian Government
+to find out political secrets, and the salon at her hôtel in the
+Rue Chaillot was always filled with men from the Ministère
+des Affaires Etrangères, like M. de Lesquier d’Attainville,
+and also with representatives of the various embassies.<a id="FNanchor_25" href="#Footnote_25" class="fnanchor">[25]</a>
+She asked me once to procure her an invitation to a private
+masked ball given by the millionaire Ménier, who had made
+his fortune with the famous chocolate of that name, which
+I did, and escorted her also to the Concours Hippique at
+the Palais de l’Industrie.</p>
+
+<p>The Countess Broel Plater was an old lady, who in her
+younger days had been, she told me, lady-in-waiting to the
+Empress of Russia, consort of Nicholas I. She also informed
+me that she had been brought up in the Palace at St. Petersburg,
+and that she was really a daughter of the Tsar, as
+everyone at the Court knew. One day, when we were taking
+coffee and listening to the band in the Kur Park at Franzensbad,
+she piqued my curiosity not a little by telling me that
+there were so many secrets at the Russian Court, that to
+reveal them would make one’s blood run cold, and that,
+to her knowledge, three cold-blooded murders had been perpetrated
+at the Palace at Petersburg during the time she<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_139"></a>[139]</span>
+was living there. She mentioned all the details of these
+crimes, which had been committed at the instigation of those
+in power at that time, and even the names of the victims,
+observing that at the time of their occurrence she was
+pledged to secrecy, failing which, she would have been
+poisoned herself. “No one,” she concluded, “can possibly
+realize, unless they have lived, as I have, at the Russian
+Court, what fearful things have happened there, simply
+in order to satisfy the caprice of a sovereign. Whether it
+was the destruction of a girl, man or woman, it mattered
+not, so long as the removal of the person served to conceal
+something which the Tsar desired should not be made
+public.”</p>
+
+<p>While relating these events, the Countess became quite
+excited, and her recital of them was so dramatic that one
+could almost imagine that she had actually taken part in them.
+She gave me, in fact, quite a creepy feeling, so that I was
+really relieved when she came to an end of her accounts of
+these tragic episodes. She afterwards told me that she was
+going to Nice with her son, whom I frequently met at Franzensbad
+with his lovely young wife, and I used to sit in the
+Kur and talk to them. The Countess Broel Plater had a
+charming villa, in which she had an aviary containing all
+kinds of rare birds, and it was her delight to sit near this
+aviary, admiring the gorgeous plumage of her beautiful
+birds and listening to them sing, while she thought how
+fortunate she was to have finished with the Russian Court
+and its dark tragedies. She told me that she knew the
+family of Count Branicki at Nice, and also the Countess
+Zamoyska, a very lovely woman, who had only very recently
+married, and was at that time the greatest heiress in Poland.
+Liszt says of Polish women: “<i>Ce qu’elles veulent, c’est
+l’attachement; ce qu’elles espèrent, c’est le dévouement; ce
+qu’elles exigent, c’est l’honneur, le regret et l’amour de la patrie,
+ce qui faisait dire à l’Empereur Nicholas I.: ‘Je pourrais
+en finir des Polonais, si je venais à bout des Polonaises.’</i>”</p>
+
+<p>The Countess invited me to stay with her at Nice in the
+winter, if I were able to go there, but, for some reason, I was<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_140"></a>[140]</span>
+prevented from doing so. She took a great fancy to my little
+girl, Xenia, who was with me at the time and was then
+seven years old, saying that she reminded her of a near
+relative of her own, who also bore the Russian name of
+Xenia, which increased not a little the Countess’s interest
+in my daughter.</p>
+
+<p>In Paris I always attended the “<i>jours</i>” of the Countess
+Dzialyńska, sister of Prince Czartoryski. Her daughter,
+Countess Hélène Dzialyńska, spoke English fluently, and
+told me she could learn any language in a fortnight. She
+wrote a book in French against capital punishment, called
+<i>Sur la peine de mort</i>, which had a large circulation.
+The Princess Czartoryska was a royal princess, a Bourbon,
+and lived at the Maison Lambert. Among their friends was
+a Swedish officer attached to the Embassy, who was a frequent
+guest at their soirées. He was no longer young, but
+always wore a corset and lavender kid gloves, and never
+took his gloves off even to eat his supper. In his younger
+days he had been dubbed, “<i>la fille du régiment</i>,” and this
+nickname still clung to him. I met him there frequently,
+and he still considered himself quite irresistible <i>auprès des
+dames</i>.</p>
+
+<p>I used to go about a good deal in Paris at this time with
+Cecil Slade, a boy of fourteen, the son of a friend of my
+father, General Sir William Slade. He usually called for
+me of an afternoon, and we took long walks on the Boulevards.
+A girl friend whom I made was Mlle. Julie Piétri, who was
+about fourteen. I often called at her father’s house in the
+Champs-Elysées, and one day I said to Madame Piétri,
+before her daughter, that I wondered why French girls were
+not allowed the same liberty with boys which English girls
+enjoyed. Madame Piétri answered that it might be all right
+with English girls, but if French ones were allowed to be
+alone with gentlemen, the consequences might be disastrous,
+as French girls could not control their feelings. I thought
+this a strange thing to say before her daughter, and I
+observed that Mlle. Julie looked rather confused at her
+mother’s remark and blushed, but she did not say anything<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_141"></a>[141]</span>
+in reply. About this time, I made the acquaintance of a
+young girl called Isabelle, about whom I have already
+written in “Society Recollections in Paris and Vienna.”
+Isabelle was allowed more freedom than Mlle. Piétri, and
+was not always with her mother, and I found out that
+Madame Piétri may have been right in her conjectures.
+Nevertheless, I cannot help thinking that French girls are
+treated rather too severely in this respect, and that if they
+were permitted a little more liberty, they would not suffer
+so much as their mothers suppose.</p>
+
+<p>In Paris, at this time, I had many friends among girls,
+but few among young fellows of my own age. I cannot say
+that I was in love with any of the former; indeed, I felt
+quite indifferent towards them. I certainly admired Isabelle
+very much at first, but only for a time, and was almost glad
+when our flirtation came to an end. Such, however, is the
+perversity of human nature, that no sooner had I lost her
+than I began to regret her. After some weeks had passed
+I saw her again, when I believed that she had deceived me
+with an American, and was not worthy of my regret. She
+informed me that this American had made her certain
+proposals, which she had refused; but I had a strong suspicion
+that this was not the case, and that her admirer had
+afterwards left Paris. I never met her again. She suddenly
+disappeared, and, though I was very curious to learn
+what had become of her, I was never able to find out. She
+vanished like some fantastic apparition, leaving no trace
+whatever behind, or like a pebble cast into the water, which
+leaves only a momentary impression on the surface to indicate
+the spot where it has disappeared.</p>
+
+<p>Some time afterwards I made the acquaintance of a Mlle.
+de Laval, who was poor, but of a very noble family. Her
+ancestors had been Ducs de Laval, and she was related to
+some of the old noblesse of the time of Louis XVI. They
+had almost all been guillotined, and but few members of her
+family remained. She frequently told me stories about her
+ancestors, some of whom had been reduced to poverty.
+Mlle. de Laval was an intimate friend of a Mlle. Gabrielle<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_142"></a>[142]</span>
+de Tercin, a very pretty actress, who played at the Porte
+Saint-Martin Theatre. I was a good deal in the company
+of these girls, and used often to sup with them after the
+theatre. Mlle. de Tercin had a friend who was very wealthy,
+and had furnished a fine <i>appartement</i> for her, to which I
+sometimes went with Mlle. de Laval.</p>
+
+<p>Another acquaintance of mine was a certain baroness,
+the widow of an attaché in Paris. She was at one time
+considered a very lovely woman, and certainly possessed
+very fine auburn hair and a very good complexion. She had
+a pretty hôtel in the Rue Lord Byron, where she received a
+great many visitors in the evening, chiefly of the sterner sex.
+She told me once that the old Duc de Persigny had called
+upon her when she was alone and handed her an envelope.</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Qu’est-ce que c’est que cela?</i>” she asked.</p>
+
+<p>To which he replied in trembling tones:—</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Oh, Madame, ce n’est qu’une petite fleur, rien qu’une petite
+fleur ... que je viens vous offrir.</i>”</p>
+
+<p>She opened the envelope and found that it contained
+fourteen thousand francs in banknotes. She at once threw
+the notes in the ducal donor’s face, saying:—</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Sortez, Monsieur, à l’instant de chez moi; je ne veux
+ni de vous ni de votre petite fleur non plus.</i>”</p>
+
+<p>The Duke entreated her to listen to him, but she only
+added:—</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Entendez-vous, je veux que vous sortiez d’ici.</i>”</p>
+
+<p>Whereupon he withdrew, and she never set eyes on him
+again, so she told me. I met her years afterwards in Vienna,
+when she was not so rich, and, though nearly sixty, was
+dressed more like sixteen and painted up to her eyes. She
+told me that Austrians were not so generous as Frenchmen,
+but that she preferred Englishmen to all others. She was
+now inclined to regret her treatment of the Duc de Persigny,
+though she laughed at the recollection of it still. Prince
+Rudolf von Liechtenstein called upon her in Vienna and
+sent her some beautiful flowers, when she remarked to me:—</p>
+
+<p>“To think that I have to content myself in Vienna with
+flowers! But the Austrians are all so terribly mean.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_143"></a>[143]</span></p>
+
+<p>Amongst my mother’s friends in Paris society at this time
+was Madame Leleu, whom she saw very frequently. Madame
+Leleu was a widow, and lived in a large <i>appartement</i> close
+to the Madeleine. When her husband was alive, she was
+very fond of dining with him at different restaurants, but
+since his death she had lived very quietly, and merely
+invited a few friends like ourselves to tea with her at five
+o’clock. Before her marriage she had been a Miss Beauclerk,
+and the Duke of St. Albans was her grandfather. She had
+at one time been engaged to Lord Cantelupe, but on her
+wedding day, while she was actually waiting in her bridal
+dress at the altar, she was informed that Lord Cantelupe had
+died quite suddenly. She told me about this sad event
+herself one day when she was visiting her aunt, Mrs. Healey,
+in the Rue d’Albe, but I don’t remember what was the cause
+of Lord Cantelupe’s death.</p>
+
+<p>My mother also saw a good deal of the Duchesse de Grammont,
+who was a daughter of The MacKinnon of MacKinnon.
+She was very clever, though somewhat stiff in her manner,
+and while her husband was living gave some very smart
+dinner-parties. The Duchess had a fine house at Folkestone,
+a place of which she was very fond; but after her husband’s
+death she would sometimes let this house for the season
+at forty guineas a week. Her son, the present Duc de
+Grammont, married a daughter of Baron James de Rothschild,
+one of the Paris family of that name. The Hon. Mrs.
+Graves, a first cousin of the Duchess, who always stayed with
+her when in Paris, was a very great friend of my mother,
+and often dined with us in the Rue d’Albe.</p>
+
+<p>The Duchesse de Caracciolo, an American by birth, who
+was remarkably good-looking and very “<i>spirituelle</i>,” was
+a great deal in Paris at this time, and frequently came to
+see my mother, who was very fond of her. My mother
+always told me that the Duchess was just the kind of lady
+I should have admired; but, as Fate would have it, I was
+not fortunate enough to meet her in Paris.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Goldsmid, a Roman Catholic and the daughter of
+a baronet, who lived with her son in the Avenue des Champs-Elysées,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_144"></a>[144]</span>
+was also a friend of my parents, and she was very
+intimate with the Duchesse de Grammont, whom, with
+her sons, the Duc de Guiche and the Comte de Grammont,
+I met sometimes of an evening at her house. I met them
+more frequently after Mrs. Goldsmid’s son married a very
+beautiful English girl, when the Duchess frequently dined
+there. After dinner we used to play cards, of which Goldsmid
+was very fond. He was at one time a great friend of my
+father, and they used to attend races together near Paris.
+He and his mother knew all the best people in the Faubourg
+Saint-Germain, as well as in the American colony. The son,
+before his marriage, which ended most disastrously for the
+wife, chiefly frequented the society of Americans, while his
+mother, who was a most intelligent woman, was fonder of
+the French. The conversation at their house, when guests
+happened to be present, was always carried on in French, as
+both mother and son spoke the language perfectly.</p>
+
+<p>One day, when we were walking in the Champs-Elysées,
+my father pointed a man out to me whom, he said, he
+would not care to know at any price. He was a tall, well-built,
+fine-looking man, with a long fair beard. His name
+was Baron de Malortie, and he was a first cousin of Bismarck.
+I asked my father why he would not care to know him,
+to which he replied:—</p>
+
+<p>“Because he is always fighting duels; he has fought about
+thirty in Paris, and has always killed or wounded his
+adversary.”</p>
+
+<p>Some months later, I happened to be again in the Champs-Elysées,
+when I saw my father in the distance, walking arm-in-arm
+with a man whom I thought resembled Malortie.
+In the evening I asked him with whom he was walking in so
+friendly a fashion in the Champs-Elysées that afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>“It was Malortie,” he answered. “He is such a nice
+fellow; I don’t know anyone I like better!”</p>
+
+<p>On one occasion my father was walking with two friends
+of his in Paris, when he turned to one of them, a Mr. Segrave,
+and said:—</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t think you know my friend....”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_145"></a>[145]</span></p>
+
+<p>When the gentleman addressed promptly replied in a loud
+voice:—</p>
+
+<p>“No, and I have no wish to know him either.”</p>
+
+<p>My father told me that ever since then he had avoided
+introducing men to each other, as one never knew whether
+they had not had some quarrel, as was the case in this
+instance.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp45" id="illus18" style="max-width: 26.5625em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus18.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>The Author’s Father.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 144.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>My father was subject to frequent fits of absent-mindedness,
+and I recollect once in Paris telling him a long story,
+and asking his opinion from time to time. He answered
+merely in monosyllables, and when I came to the end, and
+inquired what conclusion he had arrived at about the whole
+affair, he observed:—</p>
+
+<p>“I was not listening to what you said, and have not the
+faintest idea what you were telling me about.”</p>
+
+<p>Once, in Paris, he invited some people to dine at our
+house, but forgot to tell my mother about it, so that when the
+guests arrived, there was no dinner prepared for them, and
+everything had to be sent for from a restaurant, which, of
+course, entailed great delay. On another occasion, there were
+seven or eight people dining with us, amongst whom was
+General Sir John Douglas, Lady Elizabeth Douglas, Captain
+and Mrs. Berkeley, the Marquise Brian de Bois-Guilbert
+and Mrs. Joe Riggs. When the soup, which my father
+was supposed to serve, was put on the table, he was so
+engaged in conversation with Lady Elizabeth Douglas,
+that he unconsciously helped himself to it, and began calmly
+to eat, talking all the while. My mother, having drawn
+Captain Berkeley’s attention to what the host was doing,
+the latter said, laughing:—</p>
+
+<p>“I say, old fellow, I hope you are enjoying the soup, but
+all this time you are keeping us waiting, and we should
+like to enjoy it as well.”</p>
+
+<p>My father then realized what he had done, apologized and
+said:—</p>
+
+<p>“Upon my word, I am so absent-minded that I did not
+know what I was doing.”</p>
+
+<p>In later years, while in India, I made the acquaintance<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_146"></a>[146]</span>
+of the Vicomte Arthur d’Assailly, and, meeting him afterwards
+in Paris, was invited to call upon him at his hôtel in
+the Rue Las Cases. I happened to mention this to my
+father, when he told me that I should be careful about
+the people whom I called on, as there were so many adventurers
+in Paris. Some months later, I went with my father
+to a club, where someone slapped him on the back, and, to
+my great surprise, it was none other than d’Assailly. My
+father then told me that he had known him for years, and
+that he was an excellent fellow, but that he must have been
+thinking of something else when I asked whether I should
+call on him, and so did not catch the name I had mentioned,
+and thought I had come across some adventurer or other.</p>
+
+<p>The Baroness Adelsdorfer gave my father one day, when
+he happened to call upon her, a very important letter to
+post, which he promised to put into the letter-box as he
+was going out. She told him that she wanted an immediate
+answer to this letter, so that he was to post it at once. He
+carried this letter about with him for a whole week, when, in
+my presence, he suddenly discovered it in his pocket. On
+his returning to the Baroness, she asked him about this letter,
+to which she was still awaiting a reply.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh! I posted it all right, depend upon it,” he replied,
+laughing. “There has been some delay somewhere.”</p>
+
+<p>The Baroness, however, knew him of old, and exclaimed:—</p>
+
+<p>“I know you must have forgotten to post it; I should
+not be surprised if you still have it in your pocket.”</p>
+
+<p>I met the Baroness Adelsdorfer once at Longchamps, near
+the entrance to the Grand Stand, just before the races began,
+when, stepping out of her carriage—a very fine turn-out—she
+came up to me very excitedly, and exclaimed:—</p>
+
+<p>“It is really too bad of your father. I have been waiting
+here for him for half an hour, as he promised to get me a
+ticket for the Jockey Club Stand, and I don’t see the least
+sign of him.”</p>
+
+<p>My father, as a matter of fact, had forgotten all about the
+poor Baroness, and did not put in an appearance at Longchamps
+that day. However, the lady fortunately managed<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_147"></a>[147]</span>
+to get the ticket she wanted from some other member of the
+club.</p>
+
+<p>At this time, my father used to be always with Captain
+Lennox Berkeley (afterwards Earl of Berkeley), and I
+recollect his saying to me on several occasions:—</p>
+
+<p>“Whenever I have a difficult business letter to write, I
+always ask Berkeley’s advice. I never met anyone who
+could write such a good business letter as he can.”</p>
+
+<p>Once, when Berkeley was away from Paris, he said to me:</p>
+
+<p>“I wish Berkeley were here; I have such a bothering
+letter to write and he could do it so well for me.”</p>
+
+<p>I offered to try my hand at this letter, and composed one
+which he said would answer the purpose. But I discovered
+afterwards that he had torn it up, and, later, he admitted
+having done so, saying:—</p>
+
+<p>“You cannot write like Berkeley; I don’t know anybody
+else who can.”</p>
+
+<p>While on the subject of letter-writing, I may mention that
+my mother frequently expressed regret that she had not
+kept the letters written to her by her aunt, Lady Caroline
+Murray, observing that they were so well written and so
+beautifully expressed that they were quite equal in every
+respect to those of Madame de Sévigné.</p>
+
+<p>I took lessons in fencing at this time from Dusauty, who
+had been in the “Cent Gardes” during the Empire, though
+Sir Edward Cunninghame, a well-known duellist in Paris,
+had advised my learning from Pons, who had been his
+instructor. I liked the way Dusauty taught me very much.
+He was one of the finest fencers whom I had ever seen, and
+taught some of the most redoubtable duellists, who often
+came to fence with him just before a duel. I fenced with
+some of them when Dusauty happened to be engaged in
+giving another lesson, which was a great pleasure to me.
+Dusauty was quite young, only seven-and-twenty, a very
+fine-looking, dark man, six feet, two inches in height. Unhappily,
+he died not long afterwards. His death, it was
+said, was attributable to the constant shouting and the
+amount of dust which he was obliged to inhale while engaged<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_148"></a>[148]</span>
+in giving his fencing lessons, which caused him to contract
+the lung disease which proved fatal. I learned to fence with
+both hands, and preferred fencing with my left hand to my
+right. In after years, I lost the use of my right arm, and
+Colonel Crawley, an Old Etonian, who was then in my
+regiment, though he afterwards exchanged into the Coldstream
+Guards, and with whom I often used to fence, remarked
+that it seemed as though I had foreseen that I should
+one day lose the use of that arm.</p>
+
+<p>When Captain Berkeley went to live at Fontainebleau
+with his wife and family, my father was mostly with Lord
+Henry Paget, who afterwards became Marquis of Anglesey.
+Lord Henry’s only son, who, when his father succeeded to
+the marquisate, became Earl of Uxbridge, was a charming
+little boy, with very pleasing manners, who was generally
+dressed as a British sailor. He lived at this time almost
+entirely with the Boyds, and his aunt, Mrs. Yorke, had
+charge of him until he went to Eton. My father and I used
+frequently to meet him in the Champs-Elysées with his
+governess, when he would always run up to us to have a
+chat. His father, the Marquis of Anglesey, was very fond
+of horses, as was my father, and their tastes were pretty
+much the same. They were both greatly attached to Paris,
+though neither of them could really speak French, their
+knowledge of which was confined to a few words. Lord
+Anglesey, indeed, never even tried to speak the language,
+and avoided French people who could not talk English.
+My father, on the other hand, rather liked to meet them,
+and contrived somehow to make himself understood. The
+racing in the neighbourhood of Paris was a great attraction
+to both Lord Anglesey and my father, but I do not think the
+former ever made a bet. I cannot say the same for the
+latter, who sometimes betted rather heavily. Lord Anglesey
+was particularly fond of dining at restaurants, where he and
+my father in later years often dined together, sometimes inviting
+other friends. After dinner, as they both detested
+theatres, they played billiards, of which they were very fond,
+as they both played a very good game. Neither of them<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_149"></a>[149]</span>
+cared for balls and parties, and they both, as a rule, hated all
+kinds of ceremony. After dinner they liked to smoke a pipe,
+though they were at times fond of a good Havana cigar.
+This was somewhat difficult to procure in Paris, but M. de
+Francisco-Martin, of the Guatemala Legation, would often
+make my father a present of a box of cigars, which he received
+direct from Havana free of any duty, as he belonged to the
+Corps Diplomatique. The society which they preferred
+was that which attached little importance to matters of
+etiquette and ceremonial, except on certain occasions, as,
+for instance, when Lord Lyons, the British Ambassador,
+dined with Lord Anglesey. Then everything was carried
+to the other extreme, the Marquis priding himself on making
+a very great display in the way of silver plate and beautiful
+flowers, while the very best dinner which Madame Chevet,
+of the Palais-Royal, could supply, together with the choicest
+wines and liqueurs, was provided. An American lady,
+whom the Marquis admired very much, was usually invited
+to preside and entertain the Ambassador.</p>
+
+<p>There was an Englishman in Paris whose name was Field,
+and at one time Lord Anglesey was on rather friendly terms
+with him; but one day the Marquis told my father that he
+gave himself airs, so that he intended to drop his acquaintance.
+Field was a very short, dark, clean-shaven man, more
+like an American than an Englishman. He used to receive
+every afternoon, when he was with the Marquis, my father
+and myself, various lavender-coloured notes, highly perfumed,
+on receiving which he would exclaim:</p>
+
+<p>“Another letter from —— ——!” mentioning the name
+of a celebrated actress.</p>
+
+<p>I asked him once, when he had given me the note to read,
+if she often wrote to him in that style, to which he replied
+that sometimes he received such notes from her every hour
+in the day. After Lord Anglesey had quarrelled with him
+I never met him again in Paris. I think he must have gone
+away, or perhaps he used to avoid the spot in the Champs
+Elysées where the Marquis and my father generally sat from
+five to six in the afternoon, to watch the carriages go by.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_150"></a>[150]</span></p>
+
+<p>Lord Anglesey occupied a very fine <i>appartement</i> in the
+Avenue Kléber, which he rented when he was still Lord
+Henry Paget. I recollect my father and I meeting him in
+the Champs-Elysées just after his half-brother’s death, when
+the former congratulated him on having succeeded to the
+title, and the new Marquis said:—</p>
+
+<p>“I shall only have about £80,000 a year at present, I
+think, but perhaps more later, as my brother was heavily
+insured.”</p>
+
+<p>Some days afterwards, my father asked him whether he
+intended to put his servants into powder, when he
+replied:—</p>
+
+<p>“I am afraid I can’t afford that yet, as I should have to
+keep at least twelve footmen, six in powder, and the other
+six to relieve them; but later on I may be able to manage it;
+at least, I hope so.”</p>
+
+<p>The windows of Lord Anglesey’s <i>appartement</i> facing the
+street were furnished with very conspicuous pink-coloured
+blinds, adorned on the outside with very large coronets,
+which caused a good deal of comment. I remember asking
+Lord Conyers, who was a friend of the Marquis, why the
+latter was so fond of displaying these large coronets on almost
+everything he used, and that Lord Conyers answered that
+Lord Anglesey had inherited this taste, which was a purely
+French one, from the French Kings, Louis XIV. and
+Louis XV., to whom his ancestors were related, but that in
+other respects his habits and ways were entirely English.</p>
+
+<p>Folliot Duff and his wife and daughters were then living
+in Paris. He was a brother of Billy Duff, whose widow also
+resided there. Folliot Duff was a good boxer, and in Paris
+he conceived a great passion for fencing. I often called on
+the Duffs, when he invariably used to turn the conversation
+to his favourite hobby. He was a very agreeable man, but
+I never remember seeing him without his giving me a lecture
+on fencing, or occasionally, by way of a change, on boxing.
+Mrs. Folliot Duff was a very great friend of my mother,
+and, after her husband’s death, she used often to come and
+dine with us.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_151"></a>[151]</span></p>
+
+<p>M. de Francisco-Martin, son of the Minister for Guatemala,
+and brother-in-law of the Marquis de San Carlos, formerly
+Spanish Ambassador in Paris, was also a great friend of the
+Duffs. He lived in a very fine hôtel in the Rue Fortin, which
+he sold to the Marquis of Anglesey for £40,000. The latter,
+however, only lived there a month with his last wife.
+Francisco-Martin often used to pay us a visit of an evening,
+when his conversation ran mainly on horses and racing, for
+which he shared my father’s partiality.</p>
+
+<p>I used occasionally to visit the daughters of the Minister
+for Venezuela, who lived in a very fine <i>appartement</i> on the
+Avenue d’Iéna. One of them, who was then about sixteen,
+was an exceedingly pretty girl, with blue eyes, jet black hair,
+small but beautiful features, and very white teeth, and the
+way in which she spoke Spanish was charming to listen to,
+so soft did it sound. I often went to her <i>appartement</i>, when
+she would invite me to take tea, and sometimes I found her
+alone, as her sister, who was engaged to be married, was
+generally with her <i>fiancé</i>. The younger sister, whose name
+was Mercèdes, made me speak Spanish to her at times;
+at others we spoke French, and the time I spent with her
+seemed to pass very quickly—too quickly, indeed, to please
+me.</p>
+
+<p>I recollect calling one day on Madame de Passy and meeting
+there the Marchioness de Peñafiel, whose husband afterwards
+succeeded the Count de San Miguel as Portuguese Minister
+in Paris. The Marchioness was wearing that day a very
+pretty hat covered with white flowers, for which, she told
+Madame de Passy, she had just given 300 francs. As she
+was on the point of leaving, it began to rain, and although
+the Marchioness’s gorgeous equipage was waiting at the door
+for her, she was so fearful lest her mew hat should be spoiled,
+that, with Madame de Passy’s help, she covered it entirely
+over with a lace handkerchief, and then advanced bravely
+to her carriage, escorted by a footman, holding an umbrella
+over her head. The Marchioness de Peñafiel was a great
+friend of the Minister for Venezuela and his lovely daughters,
+of whom I have just spoken.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_152"></a>[152]</span></p>
+
+<p>One day, when I happened to be visiting the Shards, who
+lived in the same house as Madame de Passy, I was telling
+the second daughter, Sophie Shard, a good-looking young
+girl, what trouble I had to get a good valet, when she said:—</p>
+
+<p>“Why don’t you take a pretty girl and dress her in a page’s
+costume? I am sure she would suit you much better than a
+boy. I should do this if I were you, and I know you will
+be grateful to me for the advice I have given you, if you only
+follow it.”</p>
+
+<p>I thought her idea, which reminded me of Goethe’s
+Wilhelm Meister, excellent, but, as I was not my own
+master, I could not quite see my way to carry it out.</p>
+
+<p>About this time, I made the acquaintance of Madame
+Saba, who lived in the same <i>appartement</i> as Mlle. Daram,
+of the Grand Opéra. The latter was a very pretty girl,
+with an exquisite figure, who possessed a fine contralto voice.
+She made it a rule to get up at seven o’clock every morning
+to practice her singing, and never broke it. She always played
+page’s parts, for which she was paid 18,000 francs a year, and,
+though she had a friend, a French marquis, who had about
+£16,000 a year, and wanted her to give up the stage, she
+refused to do so, saying that she wished to be quite independent.
+The <i>appartement</i> in which these two ladies lived
+was furnished with every comfort and convenience one could
+possibly wish for, including a good library; and one day
+when they happened to be out when I called, I was given
+Labiche’s plays to read to amuse me until their return.</p>
+
+<p>There was an Irish lady residing in Paris, who used to give
+a dance once a fortnight during the winter. I recollect
+that amongst her guests on one occasion was a French
+countess, who wore a gown which was very <i>décolletée</i>
+indeed, so much so that several English ladies commented
+upon it. The lady of the house mentioned this to a young
+French count, who observed:—</p>
+
+<p>“<i>On aime à voir ces choses, mais on n’aime pas qu’on
+vous les fasse voir.</i>” Saying which, he borrowed a shawl
+from his hostess, and, stepping up to the countess, put
+it over her shoulders, telling her that all the ladies were<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_153"></a>[153]</span>
+so much afraid lest she should take cold. The countess,
+who was watching a game of whist at the time, thanked him
+for the attention without taking her eyes off the cards,
+and then pulled the shawl tighter round her shoulders.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Fanny Parnell, who was half Irish and half American,
+was then one of the loveliest girls in Paris. She was also
+one of the best dressed and most attractive in every way.
+She was a severe critic of her own sex, and her opinion of
+English girls was not a high one. On one occasion she wrote
+to me:—</p>
+
+<p>“<i>I think, as you do, that English girls are, many of them,
+very fast. They seem to be so anxious to get rid of their
+reputation for being dull and stiff that they set no bounds to
+their liveliness.</i>”</p>
+
+<p>On another occasion, when I told her that I was going to
+Folkestone, she observed:</p>
+
+<p>“The girls in Kent, what I saw of them, were each one
+uglier than the other. So your fate is, I fear, not to be
+envied, knowing as I do your strong <i>penchant</i> for pretty
+faces.”</p>
+
+<p>Miss Fanny Parnell died very young, quite in the flower
+of her youth, in the United States; but the report I read in
+a newspaper to the effect that Mrs. Parnell died there afterwards
+in poverty was, I am pleased to say, incorrect, for her
+daughter, Mrs. Paget, informed me some years ago that
+when Mrs. Parnell died she was with her in Ireland, and
+that she was surrounded by every possible luxury.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Minnie Warren, an American from Boston, who
+afterwards married a Vanderbilt, was one of the loveliest
+young girls I ever met. She was then living with her parents
+in an hôtel on the Boulevard Haussmann, and I used frequently
+to meet her at parties and balls given by wealthy
+Americans. One afternoon I went to tea at her house, as I
+always did by invitation two or three times a week, and found
+her father sitting down reading <i>The Times</i>. He never so
+much as looked at me, but went on reading, while I sat
+silent and feeling far from comfortable, until Mrs. Warren
+came in and said:—</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_154"></a>[154]</span></p>
+
+<p>“I suppose you have come to see my daughters; they
+will be home soon.”</p>
+
+<p>I felt very much relieved when, a few minutes after, I
+was shown into the charming daughters’ salon, where I felt,
+as I always did, “<i>au septième ciel</i>.”</p>
+
+<p>Another remarkably pretty girl whom I knew was Mlle.
+Waterlot, whose acquaintance I made through the Marquise
+Brian de Bois Guilbert. I introduced her to Miss Parnell,
+as she wanted to go to some American balls. She found,
+however, her inability to speak English a great drawback
+at these functions, as American young men did not care to
+talk French, which entailed too much mental exertion to please
+them. Mlle. Waterlot married some time afterwards the
+Comte de Lesseps, a son of the famous engineer of the Suez
+Canal.</p>
+
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+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_155"></a>[155]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XIV">CHAPTER XIV</h2>
+
+<p class="hanging">Captain Howard Vyse—An Anecdote of Paganini—New Hats for Old Ones—Albert
+Bingham—Baron Alphonse de Rothschild—Madame Alice
+Kernave—Gambetta</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>During the winter months, I was very fond of going
+on Sundays to Pasdeloup’s concerts, which were
+held in the Cirque d’Hiver. One Sunday, I met the Vicomte
+d’Assailly there, who told me that he preferred these concerts
+to those at the Conservatoire, as at the latter people did not
+cease to talk the whole time, which was very trying for those
+who, like himself, really cared for music. He was passionately
+fond of it. On one occasion, I went to Pasdeloup’s
+concert with Captain Howard Vyse, formerly of the “Blues,”
+an Old Etonian, and a friend of my father, who was nicknamed
+“Punch.” He was placed in a seat near the kettledrums,
+while I sat some little distance away, as there were very few
+vacant seats. After the concert I asked Vyse how he had
+enjoyed it, when he told me that he had never slept better
+in his life, and had not once heard the kettledrums. He
+could speak very little French, but he thoroughly enjoyed
+going to the Palais-Royal Theatre, and would often tell me
+of a play there which was worth seeing, such as <i>le Réveillon</i>,
+by Meilhac and Halévy, of which he related to me the plot.
+He was always very lively, and sometimes rather amusing,
+and at times he would invite himself to dine with us, where
+he was always very welcome. Once, for some reason or
+other, my mother did not want him to stay to dinner, and
+told him that she was afraid she had nothing to give him.
+However, he asked her what there was, and, on being told,
+said:—</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_156"></a>[156]</span></p>
+
+<p>“If I had ordered the dinner myself, I could not have
+anything I like better.”</p>
+
+<p>So he remained and dined with us, notwithstanding the
+excuses my mother had made for the dinner. My father
+introduced him to the late Lady Louisa Meux, sister of the
+Marquis of Ailesbury, who lived in quite a palace in the Bois
+de Boulogne, and had very smart “turn-outs.” She used
+to give very good dinners and once invited Howard Vyse
+to dine with her. Whenever afterwards my father wanted
+to annoy him, he would say that he was sure that Lady
+Louisa Meux would be pleased to see him at dinner. To
+which Vyse would answer angrily:—</p>
+
+<p>“However badly I might want a dinner, I would not go
+there for anything.”</p>
+
+<p>The explanation of this was a secret between my father and
+Howard Vyse, and evidently an amusing one, since they
+always laughed heartily over it.</p>
+
+<p>Lady Louisa Meux was very rich and highly eccentric.
+Her husband was in a lunatic asylum, and she herself was very
+queer at times. I never knew her myself, but my father
+said she occasionally reminded him of a sister of his, whom
+he also considered rather eccentric.</p>
+
+<p>Signor Campobello, whose real name was Campbell, used
+to sing at a house to which I was sometimes invited of an
+afternoon. One day, when he had just sung a song, the lady
+of the house went up to him and asked him, in my hearing,
+to sing again. He replied:</p>
+
+<p>“You are aware of my charges—five hundred francs
+each song.” To which she rejoined:—</p>
+
+<p>“I am perfectly well aware of it.”</p>
+
+<p>Campobello’s wife was Madame Sinico, who was also an
+operatic singer and often sang at Covent Garden.</p>
+
+<p>The Marquise Brian de Bois-Guilbert, a very pretty and
+distinguished-looking woman, when dining with us one
+evening, happened to remark how badly professional singers
+were treated by some people, and related a story of a man and
+his wife who were invited to dinner by some rich people in
+Paris on purpose to avoid paying them for singing afterwards.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_157"></a>[157]</span>
+However, after these two singers had had their
+dinner, they put a louis each on their plates in payment for
+it, and immediately afterwards left the house, much to the
+disgust and disappointment of their host and hostess, who
+had invited them expressly to sing to the other guests. The
+Marquise herself sang most beautifully and quite like a professional,
+having learned of the celebrated Professor Duprez
+(formerly of the Grand Opéra), one of whose very best pupils
+she was; and when she did so, always insisted that there
+should be no talking in the room, otherwise she would leave
+off singing at once. This was no idle threat, as I once saw
+her carry it out myself.</p>
+
+<p>Captain Berkeley, who was very fond of hearing her sing,
+would often remark that English people, as a rule, always
+begin to talk when anyone sings or plays, and he once told a
+story, which, though I have no doubt it is a very old one, I
+may as well repeat, for the benefit of those unacquainted
+with it:</p>
+
+<p>On one occasion, when Paganini was playing a violin solo,
+and had reached the most pathetic part, he was suddenly
+interrupted by a certain English peer, who touched his arm
+and said:—</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Pardon, Monsieur, mais j’ai besoin de causer avec une
+dame.</i>”</p>
+
+<p>It appeared that, in order to reach the lady in question,
+the Englishman had to pass Paganini, and the bow of the
+violin happened to be in his way.</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Si ce ri est pas vrai, c’est très bien trouvé</i>,” as Captain
+Berkeley observed at the time he told me the story. Let
+us hope that the lady was worthy of the interruption.
+Possibly she was a Venus, in which case there may have been
+some excuse for this infatuated peer, whoever he may have
+been.</p>
+
+<p>The Marquise de Brian de Bois-Guilbert used to pay frequent
+visits to the Duchesse d’Abrantès at her fine Château
+de Bailleul, where the latter’s sister-in-law, the Comtesse de
+Faverney, painted a portrait of the Marquise, which she
+showed me. It was a very fine one, and, unlike most amateur<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_158"></a>[158]</span>
+productions, really resembled the original. The Duchesse
+d’Abrantès was then a lovely young blonde, and one of the
+best portraits that I ever saw of her was one which she gave
+to the Marquise. She was taken in her garden, standing
+by a favourite horse, with her arm round the animal’s neck.</p>
+
+<p>In reference to the Duchesse d’Abrantès, the Marquise
+once observed, in the course of a letter to me:—</p>
+
+<div class="blockquote">
+
+<p>“<i>Her whole family is greatly respected at Versailles,
+not only because it is illustrious, but because it is very pious
+and very charitable. What kindness of heart, perfect
+courtesy, and exquisite and truly Christian benevolence
+do we find in these illustrious families! I repeat: nothing
+is comparable to the courtesy and perfect breeding of the
+French nobility, which is doubly kind when one happens
+to have fallen into misfortune. Its soul is as lofty as its
+rank is elevated; its heart is excellent. The greatest
+nobility resides at Versailles, for it is in greater security
+there than anywhere else.</i>”</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>And she added:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquote">
+
+<p>“<i>On m’a surnommée ici la rose blanche, puis la blanche
+apparition, et j’ai de grand succès de beauté, distinction,
+chose rare parmi les femmes; pour mon talent, on est
+en extase.</i>”</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>I went, in later years, to a very smart ball given by the
+Marquise de Blocqueville, at which I met the Comtesse de la
+Taille des Essarts and her daughter Gabrielle. The latter,
+with whom I danced, was a fair girl, who afterwards married
+the Marquis de Gabriac. I took the Comtesse, who was an
+English lady and a friend of my mother’s, in to supper.
+When I left the ball, I looked for my opera-hat, which was
+quite new, and found a very old one in its place. They told
+me at the <i>vestiaire</i> that they thought the Marquis de Rey
+had taken mine. I accordingly sent him the hat with a note,
+asking the return of mine, and received an answer, saying<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_159"></a>[159]</span>
+that he was not the person who had left this old hat, as his
+was quite new, and he would have no particular desire to
+exchange it.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquote">
+
+<p>“<i>Je regrette</i>,” he wrote, “<i>d’avoir à vous annoncer que le
+chapeau que vous m’avez fait remettre hier n’est pas à moi;
+l’échange que vous supposez n’est pas de mon fait; <span class="smcap">mon</span>
+chapeau étant entre mes mains.... Ayez donc la bonté de le
+faire reprendre chez mon concierge, numéro 11, rue des Saints-Pères,
+etc., etc.</i>”</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>At the same time, the Marquis expressed the hope that
+I should find my own hat, but this I never did.</p>
+
+<p>The above incident reminds me of a story I heard about
+General Ronald Lane, of the Rifle Brigade, who was at one
+time Equerry to the Duke of Connaught. The gallant
+officer in question went, many years ago, to a ball in London,
+wearing a perfectly new hat, and, on leaving, found, as I
+had done, an old one in its place. He must evidently have
+determined to pay someone out for the loss of his hat, for
+the next time he went to a ball, which he did soon afterwards,
+he took this old hat with him, and, leaving the
+house early, had time to select the newest of the hats in the
+cloak-room and one that fitted him perfectly.</p>
+
+<p>“You can see for yourself,” said he to the attendant,
+“that this old hat can’t possibly belong to me. I must
+look for it, and I shall soon find it.”</p>
+
+<p>In this way, he secured an almost better hat than the one
+he had lost, and, of course, he left the old hat in its place.</p>
+
+<p>At a ball given by an American in Paris, the celebrated
+composer Waldteufel was conducting one of his own very
+delightful waltzes, which he used at times to play in rather
+slow time, putting always a great deal of expression into them,
+when the master of the house came up to him and asked if
+he would mind playing the waltz a trifle faster, since it would
+suit the dancers better. Waldteufel, whose <i>amour-propre</i>
+was wounded by this request, immediately afterwards
+struck up the “Dead March in Saul,” and since then no<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_160"></a>[160]</span>
+one dared to interfere with him when he was conducting
+his orchestra, which he did at all the principal balls,
+though his fee was £150 for the night. It was very interesting
+to watch him conduct his orchestra, which was
+excellent, though by no means numerous. At times, he
+played the violin and led the orchestra somewhat in the
+manner of Edward Strauss, though he went through more
+peculiar movements with his arms and legs than even the
+latter does. Edward Strauss always seems to dance himself
+when he conducts his orchestra and plays waltzes and polkas,
+and looks pleasant; but Waldteufel always looked furious.
+I remember at balls, when I was dancing a cotillion or a
+waltz, I used to be rather afraid of him, as one never knew
+at any time what eccentricity he might not be prompted
+to indulge in. Sometimes, he would stop his orchestra in
+the middle of a dance; at others, he would play an overture
+when you were expecting a waltz. In fact, with him one
+had to be prepared for anything. But the Americans in
+Paris were such beautiful dancers that these eccentricities
+rather pleased them, and, besides, they could dance to almost
+any <i>tempo.</i></p>
+
+<p>The Marquis de Grandmaison used often to dine with us
+in the Rue d’Albe. He was a very strongly-built, clean-shaven
+man, and wore his hair very short; so much so,
+indeed, that one day, when he had given a photograph of
+himself to my father, the latter said:—</p>
+
+<p>“You look, my dear fellow, as if you had undergone ten
+years’ penal servitude!”</p>
+
+<p>Grandmaison laughed, as he always enjoyed a joke, even
+when it was at his own expense. Generally, he would
+retaliate, and my father and he used to make fun of one
+another. The Marquis, who belonged to one of the noblest
+families in France, and was a very wealthy man, owned a
+beautiful hôtel in Paris. He had lived in the United States
+and spoke English like an American. He was very fond of
+practical jokes, and would make us all laugh at the tricks
+he had played on various people. My mother rather liked
+him, but at times he was almost too noisy; in fact, very like<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_161"></a>[161]</span>
+a schoolboy, as he was up to all kinds of fun. He belonged
+to the Jockey Club, and generally drove a fine
+four-in-hand to the races at Longchamps, and he was very
+fond of racing.</p>
+
+<p>The Marquis de Bois-Hébert, the husband of the well-known
+author, used also to drive a very fine four-in-hand
+in Paris at this time. I knew him very well and have mentioned
+him in my book, “Society Recollections in Paris
+and Vienna.”</p>
+
+<p>The late Hon. Albert Bingham, brother of Lord Clanmorris,
+who drew the pictures in Lady Brassey’s well-known
+book, used often to dine with us in the Rue d’Albe, and
+sometimes brought with him a little pug-dog called Félice,
+who was a great favourite, particularly with the ladies.
+Bingham was a very pleasant man, with plenty of conversation,
+and was most popular in Paris. He was very nice-looking
+and a good draughtsman, besides being clever in
+other ways. I remember him getting me an invitation to
+dine with the Naylor-Leylands, who had a fine hôtel in the
+Avenue d’Antin, in which the kitchen was at the top of the
+house. The Naylor-Leylands had as their secretary a man
+who had formerly been a captain in the Rifle Brigade. I
+was at Eton with Albert Bingham’s nephew, Lord Clanmorris,
+who entered the Rifle Brigade. I met him afterwards
+in town and also in Paris. He married soon after the
+last time I saw him. He has recently died.</p>
+
+<p>The Piétris sometimes came to see us in the Rue d’Albe,
+and, on the marriage of the eldest daughter, Marie, I was
+invited to the wedding, at which the two younger sisters
+acted as bridesmaids, and also to the ball given just before
+the married couple started on their honeymoon. About
+two hundred people were present at this ball, and the supper
+was an excellent one, with champagne. I danced with
+Mlle. Julie Piétri, who was a beautiful dancer, and looked
+very pretty that evening in a dress of pink tulle, with pearls
+as ornaments.</p>
+
+<p>When Captain Hubert de Burgh, formerly of the 11th
+Hussars, who was an Old Etonian and a nephew of the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_162"></a>[162]</span>
+Earl of Cardigan, dined with us, as he often did, my mother
+always said that she felt sure that he would break a wine-glass;
+and he invariably did so. This was previous to his
+being attacked by the sad spinal complaint from which he
+died. One day, in the Champs-Elysées, he fell in love at
+sight with a German lady whom my father knew, and she
+told him that she had also fallen in love with de Burgh.
+My father introduced them to each other, and de Burgh
+afterwards left the lady his entire fortune. At one time
+my father always went with him to the different race-meetings
+round Paris.</p>
+
+<p>In later years, Mr. Tugwell, a banker from Bath, who
+was on a visit to Paris, was very anxious to see Ferrières,
+the magnificent country-seat of the late Baron Alphonse de
+Rothschild. Accordingly, having obtained permission from
+the Baron himself, who happened to be in Paris at the time,
+we went there by train.</p>
+
+<p>Ferrières is one of the most beautiful properties in the
+world, and enjoys quite a European reputation for its
+magnificence. We went all over the château itself, entering
+nearly every room. On our arrival at the top of the house,
+I recollect seeing some very elaborate coffins, covered with
+gold, standing up against the outside walls of certain rooms.
+The servant who showed us over the house explained to us
+about these coffins, and said whose they were; but I was
+only too pleased to go down the staircase again and see
+them no more. The servant showed us some of the beautiful
+<i>objets d’art</i> and paintings which adorned the walls, and
+told us that the house contained <i>objets d’art</i> to the value of
+nearly one hundred million francs. Baron Alphonse was
+the wealthiest of all the Rothschilds, and all the most
+remarkable <i>objets d’art</i> which had been amassed by the
+family in years gone by had been collected and placed in the
+Château de Ferrières. We were told that Rothschild rarely
+ever gave permission for visitors to see the inside of the
+château, as he did not wish journalists and others to describe
+the interior of this splendid house and the wealth it contained,
+which, we were assured, exceeded that of any other<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_163"></a>[163]</span>
+in Europe. Tugwell, who could not speak French, was
+delighted to find that one of the gardeners had lived as
+head gardener on his estate near Bath, and had also been
+a gardener in the service of the Prince of Wales, afterwards
+King Edward VII. This man showed us over the greenhouses,
+and told us that he was one of twenty-seven gardeners
+employed at Ferrières, and that the collection of orchids
+was the finest in Europe; and Tugwell, who had a very fine
+collection himself, admitted, after seeing them, that such
+must be the case.</p>
+
+<p>Baron Alphonse de Rothschild was a fair man with a long
+beard. He used, at one time, to ride a very fine chestnut
+horse, and to go every morning, accompanied by his daughter,
+also on horseback, to the Bois de Boulogne, returning to his
+hôtel in time for <i>déjeuner</i> at twelve o’clock. Mlle. de Rothschild
+died quite young, and the Baron, who never seemed to
+get over her death, died himself not long afterwards.</p>
+
+<p>On one occasion, I went to the Chantilly and to le Vésinet
+races, and was shown over the splendid estate of the Duc
+d’Aumale. Colonel McCall, a friend of my father, was
+Equerry to the Duke, and his son, who was an Old Etonian,
+served in my regiment, which he commanded in later years.
+The Duc d’Aumale bequeathed this splendid property to
+the French nation. Le Vésinet races were not of much
+account, and were only kept going by the support of the
+royal owner of Chantilly.</p>
+
+<p>I went, of course, to Versailles to see the magnificent
+château and the beautiful gardens, which are laid out in the
+most charming manner imaginable, and, though often
+imitated, have never been equalled. Le Petit Trianon, with
+its splendid collection of roses of every possible <i>nuance</i>—the
+“Souvenir à la Malmaison,” “Prince Noir,” “La
+France,” “Niphetos,” “Boule de Neige,” and so forth—greatly
+enhance the charm of that part of the gardens;
+and when the great fountains are playing, the view from the
+terrace is quite fairy-like in its wonderful beauty, and the
+château looks like one of those magic palaces described in
+the “Arabian Nights.” When there is a display of fireworks<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_164"></a>[164]</span>
+and the fountains are lit up by various coloured lights, you
+may almost imagine yourself in fairyland or living in the
+days of the Caliph Haroun Alrashid, particularly if one
+happens to be in the company of a fair lady, as I was in that
+of Mlle. Renée Leclerc.</p>
+
+<p>I went once to Enghien with my mother and the Marquise
+Brian de Bois-Guilbert, where we listened to a fine Prussian
+military band, which played, as the Marquise observed,
+better than most French military bands. It was, however,
+depressing to reflect that the Prussians were then in occupation
+and so near Paris. Enghien is a nice little place, with
+an artificial lake and some fine houses, and the public garden,
+where the band plays of an afternoon, is a very pretty one.
+The Marquise de Bois-Guilbert stayed there during the War,
+and for some time afterwards, before returning to Paris,
+where she usually lived.</p>
+
+<p>I once visited the Fair of Saint-Germain with some
+friends. In one of the shows a woman conjuror singled me
+out, and asked me to hold a gold coin in my hand. Then,
+telling me to keep my hand tightly closed, she went away
+to a considerable distance, counted up to three and fired off
+a pistol. Afterwards, she asked me to open my hand and
+to count aloud in French the pieces it contained, which I
+found numbered over thirty. How the trick was performed
+I have never had the slightest idea to this day.</p>
+
+<p>I was once at the Cirque d’Hiver, in Paris, when a woman
+was blindfolded on the stage; after which her husband came
+up to me and asked if I had a foreign bank-note about me.
+I gave him an Austrian one, which he held in his hand, and
+the woman immediately cried out:</p>
+
+<p>“Austrian ten-florin note, Number 178150.”</p>
+
+<p>I never was able to discover how this was done.</p>
+
+<p>I went once with Madame Saint-Hilaire, who wrote some
+interesting novels, published by Dentu, of the Palais Royal,
+and her pretty daughter, Madame Alice Kernave, who had
+been an actress in St. Petersburg, to a <i>séance</i> of spirit-rapping
+and table-turning, in which they both firmly believed.
+But, to tell the truth, I did not think much of it, though<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_165"></a>[165]</span>
+the <i>séances</i> were always very well attended. I did not mind
+being kept in the dark when I sat near Madame Alice Kernave,
+but when I went there alone with her mother on one
+occasion I felt rather nervous. I never went again, but
+frequently visited the daughter, whom I admired at that
+time. She had received, while in St. Petersburg, very handsome
+presents from a Russian gentleman, who, she told me,
+had recently died. She was looking for a good engagement
+in <i>la haute comédie</i>, in which she was very clever. I met
+her some years afterwards at Nice, where she was acting at
+the theatre, when she told me that she had lived in great
+luxury while her Russian friend was alive, but since then
+had been obliged to live more economically in Paris.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp56" id="illus19" style="max-width: 23.4375em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus19.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>Madame Alice Kernave.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 164.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp45" id="illus20" style="max-width: 18.75em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus20.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>The late Earl of Berkeley.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 165.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>I remember that once the Baron de Vay, a Russian, who
+lived during the summer at a villa he owned at Vévey, in
+Switzerland, called on my mother, in the Rue d’Albe, with
+his daughter, a pretty little girl of fourteen. In the course
+of conversation, the Baron mentioned that he made a rule of
+never knowing certain people for more than a fortnight, after
+which he always dropped their acquaintance, if he possibly
+could, for, as he explained, in that space of time he learned
+all their good qualities and none of their faults. I could not
+help thinking at the time, and I am still of the same opinion,
+that he was a most fortunate man to be able to do so. The
+Baron only spoke French and Russian, and did not know a
+word of English.</p>
+
+<p>In later years, when the Earl of Berkeley was living with
+his wife and his sister-in-law, the Baronne van Havre, in
+the Rue de Saint-Pétersbourg, he took a fancy to the streich
+melodion (or viola zither), which is somewhat like the
+streich zither, and Sighicelli, the famous violinist of the
+Grand Opéra, came every evening to give us lessons, when
+we all three played together. The streich melodion is a
+favourite instrument in Vienna, where thirty or forty of them
+are at times played together by young girls in society at
+the Musik Vereins Saal, and the effect is quite charming.
+Some evenings, Taffanel, the flute-player of the Grand
+Opéra, brought his silver flute, and really enchanted all<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_166"></a>[166]</span>
+whom Berkeley invited to his house. I remember that, one
+evening, Captain Francis Lowther, the father of Miss
+Toupie Lowther, the well-known lawn-tennis player, came
+there. He was a son of the Earl of Lonsdale and a friend
+of my father. He told Berkeley how well he spoke foreign
+languages, particularly French, when the latter replied that
+there was very little merit in his being able to do so, as
+he had spoken them all his life.</p>
+
+<p>At the house of some American friends of ours I had the
+privilege of meeting the same evening two of the greatest
+men of their time: General Grant and Gambetta. General
+Grant appeared to me to be a short, stoutly-built and rather
+stern-looking man. On being presented to him, I happened
+to remark that the day had been a fine one, to which he
+replied:—</p>
+
+<p>“I beg to differ from you, sir; the wind was a bitterly
+cold one from the North.”</p>
+
+<p>I afterwards spoke in praise of Paris, and said how much
+I preferred it to London, so far as its theatres and other
+amusements were concerned. The General replied that he
+was much pleased with what he had seen of Paris, but that
+London and the English interested him far more. He then
+asked me several questions about England and the British
+Army, which I answered to the best of my ability. My
+answers seemed to please him, since he asked me to give
+him my address, and called on me with his son the very next
+day; but I happened most unfortunately to be out. My
+impression of Grant was that he was a very kind-hearted
+man, but that he did not carry his heart on his
+sleeve.</p>
+
+<p>Gambetta shook hands with me like the General, but,
+instead of letting go of my hand, kept it in his, the while
+he made a very long speech in French, which was so florid
+that I was quite carried away by his eloquence, and forgot
+almost where I was. He did not seem to expect a reply;
+anyway, he contented himself with one or two monosyllables
+from me, and praised England, the English, and the English
+Army in the most high-flown language. My impression of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_167"></a>[167]</span>
+Gambetta was that he was a passionate, warm-hearted son
+of the Midi, who certainly wore his heart on his sleeve. His
+appearance was not in his favour, as he was excessively
+stout and had a bad figure, but his attractive, captivating
+manner more than atoned for his physical defects.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_168"></a>[168]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XV">CHAPTER XV</h2>
+
+<p class="center">My First Night at Mess—Life at Shorncliffe—The Charltons</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>It was not until two years after I had passed my examination
+for the Army, in 1872, that I obtained my commission,
+when I was gazetted as a sub-lieutenant to the 2nd
+Battalion of the 10th (Lincolnshire) Regiment. My regiment
+was at that time serving in India, but, since it was
+under orders to return home, I was posted to the regimental
+depôt at Shorncliffe, which was attached temporarily to
+the 2nd Battalion of the 9th (Norfolk) Regiment.</p>
+
+<p>On my arrival at Shorncliffe, I reported to Lieutenant
+Richard Southey, the officer temporarily commanding the
+depôt, the senior officer, Captain Byron, being then on
+leave. He was a tall, good-looking man, with very pleasant
+manners, and I felt at once at my ease with him. He showed
+me the hut which was to serve as my quarters, and offered
+to do anything for me that he could, even placing his soldier
+servant at my disposal, until I had time to choose one from
+the depôt. My hut, which was similar to those occupied
+by other officers, contained two small rooms leading into
+one another; while the furniture, which I had had sent
+down from London, was of the kind usually found in barracks,
+consisting of a bed which could be easily taken to pieces,
+a chest of drawers separated into two parts, but which could
+be put together for use, a green and black Brussels carpet,
+and curtains to match. I also had an oak bureau, forming
+a chest of drawers and writing-table, which I had had all
+the time I was at Eton. The furniture supplied to officers
+by the War Office consisted merely of a table and two or<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_169"></a>[169]</span>
+three ordinary chairs; but, with my own arm-chair, tablecloth,
+various knick-knacks and a number of pictures which
+I had had at Eton, I managed to make the rooms look
+habitable, if nothing else.</p>
+
+<p>At half-past six a bugle sounded for the officers to dress
+for mess, which was at seven o’clock. I confess that I felt
+not a little nervous on entering the ante-room in my new
+uniform, which was scarlet with yellow facings; but Southey
+was already there and introduced me to most of the officers,
+who greeted me very cordially.</p>
+
+<p>The president at dinner was a captain named Dunn, who
+sat at the head of the table; the vice-president was a
+lieutenant. The president and vice-president hold office
+for a week, and are then replaced by other officers of the
+same rank. The conversation at table was very animated,
+mainly on general topics; indeed, military matters seemed
+to be more or less tabooed. The string band of the regiment
+played during dinner, and, I thought, tolerably well, though,
+as I had just come from Paris, where I was accustomed to
+hear some of the best military bands, I was perhaps rather
+difficult to please. After the band had played “God save
+the Queen,” and Her Majesty’s health had been proposed
+by the president, all the officers standing to drink it, we left
+the table, the president and the vice-president being the
+last to leave. Most of the officers then adjourned to the ante-room,
+where I got into conversation with a lieutenant named
+Bethell, who had just joined the 9th (Norfolk) Regiment,
+and whom I had known as a boy in Somersetshire. Bethell
+was a very clever fellow, and in his examination for the
+Army had passed first out of three hundred. He was an
+excellent rifle-shot and a good all-round sportsman. Some
+years later he succeeded to the title of Lord Westbury, when
+he was transferred to the Guards.</p>
+
+<p>In the course of the evening the adjutant, Lieutenant
+Maltby, came up to me and told me that I must put in an
+appearance next morning at early drill. Maltby was an
+exceedingly nice fellow, and a thorough soldier. He was
+very particular about his dress, and even in mufti was<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_170"></a>[170]</span>
+always <i>tiré à quatre épingles</i>. The following morning I
+found him on the parade ground, when he handed me over
+to a corporal for instruction in the goose step. After I
+had been practising this engaging exercise for about an hour,
+the adjutant came up, watch in hand, and told the corporal
+that that would do for the day, and asked me to accompany
+him to the mess-room, where we ordered breakfast. With the
+exception of the orderly officer, who was obliged to attend
+early parade with the adjutant and who came in shortly
+afterwards, we had the room to ourselves, as the other
+officers did not as a rule breakfast until nine o’clock or later.</p>
+
+<p>After breakfast, Maltby took me to the orderly room,
+to introduce me to the colonel, telling me that I must always
+address him and the majors as “Sir,” but that this was only
+customary with other superior officers when on parade.
+The colonel, Lieut.-Colonel Knox, who came in shortly
+afterwards, was a tall, well-built man of about sixty, with
+grey hair and moustache and whiskers almost white, which
+gave him the appearance of being older than he was. He
+was very pleasant to me, and said:—</p>
+
+<p>“I am very pleased to have you in my regiment, and am
+only sorry that you do not belong to it, as you are an
+Etonian, and I am very fond of Eton boys.”</p>
+
+<p>He then said I must come to his house, when he would
+present me to his wife and daughter.</p>
+
+<p>At lunch, which was at half-past one, I was introduced
+to a lieutenant named Lovell, a good-looking fellow about
+five-and-twenty, with fair hair and moustache, whom I
+had not seen the previous evening, and with whom I became
+very friendly. He asked me to come with him for a walk
+to Folkestone, which was quite near, to which I readily
+consented. We had a pleasant walk along the cliffs, and
+I was quite charmed with Folkestone, with its green lawns
+facing the sea and its fine houses, standing for the most part
+in the midst of trim, little gardens, gay with summer flowers.
+During our walk Lovell explained to me many things about
+the Service, and told me many curious incidents which had
+happened while the regiment was at Yokohama, where it<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_171"></a>[171]</span>
+had been stationed for several years, before being sent to
+Shorncliffe. He said that the regiment was very sorry to
+leave Japan, and that it was never likely to have such a
+charming station again. After a short time in England, it
+would probably be ordered to India, and that, in that case,
+he should exchange into a cavalry regiment, which he subsequently
+did. He was, however, very devoted to his
+present regiment, and said that the chief was an excellent
+man, and everything that one could wish for in a colonel,
+and that it was a rare thing to find all the officers pull so
+well together as they did. Unfortunately, the colonel would
+have to retire soon, though Daunt, the senior major, who
+would probably succeed to the command, would not make
+a bad chief.</p>
+
+<p>A day or two later, I called at the colonel’s house, where
+I was introduced to his wife and daughter. The latter
+was a tall, dark girl, in the early twenties, with very charming
+manners. The colonel asked me a number of questions
+about Eton and also about Paris, of which city he was very
+fond, though he had not been there for some years; and
+when I left, walked part of the way back to camp with me.</p>
+
+<p>I found my life very easy with the 9th Regiment. I had
+to attend parade from seven till eight, and again from
+eleven till half-past twelve; but of an afternoon I was
+generally free to do as I pleased, as it was only occasionally
+that I had to attend afternoon parade, which, however, was
+over by four o’clock. After my duties for the day were over
+and I had changed my clothes, I usually went into Folkestone,
+returning in time for mess. At first the only people I knew
+in Folkestone were a retired colonel and his wife, who were
+friends of my parents; but Lovell introduced me to several
+of his friends. Among them was a certain Miss Burnett,
+who was very much in love with a lieutenant of the 9th
+Regiment, named Seaton, and at no pains to conceal the
+fact, which occasioned me no little amusement. Unfortunately,
+Seaton did not reciprocate the attachment with
+which he had inspired her. More to my taste than this
+lovelorn damsel was a lively young lady of some fifteen<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_172"></a>[172]</span>
+summers, who was known to her intimates as “Vic.” She
+was a general favourite with the subalterns of the regiment,
+as she was very fond of horses and dogs, and rather amusing
+in her conversation, in which she used slang expressions with
+considerable freedom. Miss “Vic” used to drive a very
+smart turn-out about Folkestone, and was quite an accomplished
+whip.</p>
+
+<p>The 9th Regiment used to give “Penny Readings” once
+a fortnight, at which a good many people from Folkestone
+and Sandgate were generally present. At the first of these
+entertainments which I attended Lovell read some of
+“Artemus Ward,” and in such an amusing manner that
+everyone was delighted. As I had the reputation of being
+a good performer on the zither, I was asked to play something
+on that instrument, which was quite a novelty. It
+was very well received, and next day I received a note from
+a lady unknown to me, who, I was told, was the mother of
+an officer in the “Blues,” inviting me to dinner and asking
+me to bring my zither with me. I showed the letter to
+Maltby, who advised me not to accept it, as it would, in
+his opinion, be making myself too cheap. So I declined,
+with many thanks.</p>
+
+<p>A subaltern of the 10th Regiment, named Richard Southey,
+went on leave about this time and left me his black servant.
+I found the fellow very attentive, but I soon began to miss
+things. Among them was a pearl stud, for finding which
+I promised him a shilling. As, however, it was not forthcoming,
+I offered him half-a-crown, and the next day he
+produced it, to my great satisfaction. But, as I soon found
+that this system of offering rewards for “lost” articles was
+a trifle too expensive, and I could not get rid of him till
+Southey returned, I was forced to protect myself by putting
+everything of value under lock and key. Nevertheless, he
+generally succeeded in discovering some means of relieving
+me of anything to which he happened to take a fancy.</p>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp45" id="illus21" style="max-width: 18.75em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus21.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>Miss Augusta Charlton.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 172.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<figure class="figcenter illowp45" id="illus22" style="max-width: 18.75em;">
+ <img class="w100" src="images/illus22.jpg" alt="">
+ <figcaption class="caption"><p>Miss Ida Charlton.</p>
+ <p class="caption-r">[<i>To face p. 173.</i></p></figcaption>
+</figure>
+
+<p>Captain John Byron, a grandson of Lord Byron, who
+commanded the depôt of my regiment, returned about
+this time from leave. He was a rather handsome and very<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_173"></a>[173]</span>
+distinguished-looking man of forty, but inclined to be very
+arrogant in his manner towards those whom he did not
+like. Fortunately, he condescended to take a great fancy
+to me from the first, and made quite a friend of me, notwithstanding
+that I was so much younger than he was.</p>
+
+<p>Soon after this, another sub-lieutenant, named Arthur
+Dillon, joined my regiment, so that I now had a companion
+at morning drill. Dillon was the son of an Irish baronet,
+who was also a Count of the Holy Roman Empire, though
+no one would have imagined that he hailed from the Emerald
+Isle, as he spoke without the faintest trace of an Irish accent,
+and was a very nice young fellow indeed.</p>
+
+<p>One day I took Dillon over to Dover to call upon some
+people named Charlton, whose acquaintance I had made
+when a boy at Ostend, and who were now living in Victoria
+Park. Mr. Charlton had formerly served in the Queen’s
+Bays, though he had sold out of the Service while still a
+cornet; his wife was a very handsome woman, and they had
+six children, five girls and a boy, the two elder girls, Augusta
+and Ida, being remarkably pretty. Mrs. Charlton invited
+us to stay to supper, an invitation which we readily accepted,
+the more so that we were both at a susceptible age and the
+charms of our hostess’s daughters had not been without
+their effect upon us. During supper Mrs. Charlton told us
+that a very smart ball was to be given shortly at Dover,
+to which they were going, and suggested that we should join
+them and bring two or three other young officers, saying
+that she could manage to put us all up for the night. Needless
+to say, we gladly accepted her kind offer, and on the day of
+the ball went over to Dover, with Bethell and another subaltern
+of the 9th named Townsend. As the ball was a military
+one, we all had to appear in uniform, and at the entrance
+to the ball-room were asked our names and regiments.
+Townsend gave his own and my name, and when they asked
+my rank, coolly replied: “Colonel, 10th Regiment.” Next
+day, in the local newspaper, in the list of those present at
+the ball, I duly appeared as such.</p>
+
+<p>After the ball, which was a great success, and at which<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_174"></a>[174]</span>
+the Misses Charlton, who had recently returned from a visit
+to the Continent and wore dresses of the very latest Paris
+fashion, were immensely admired, we drove back to Victoria
+Park, where we spent what little remained of the night, and
+after an early breakfast returned to Shorncliffe.</p>
+
+<p>Dillon and I found our life at Shorncliffe very monotonous
+when winter came on, for Folkestone was almost empty,
+and had it not been for the kindness of our friends at Dover,
+at whose house we were always assured of a warm welcome,
+we should have had a precious dull time of it. The only
+event of interest was the arrival from India of the 3rd Battalion
+of the 60th Rifles, all the officers of which were made
+honorary members of the 9th Regiment’s mess, until their
+own mess was in order. I made the acquaintance of several
+of the new-comers, who seemed very nice fellows indeed.
+One of them, Captain Bingham, told me, <i>à propos</i> of the ball
+to which I had been at Dover, that once the 1st Rifle Brigade,
+when stationed there, had been invited to a ball given by
+the Buffs, but that when the “Green Jackets,” in their
+turn, gave a ball, they did not condescend to invite any of
+the officers of the Buffs, nor any of the Dover ladies, all the
+guests coming down from London, which greatly disgusted
+everybody at Dover, and created a very bad feeling between
+the two regiments.</p>
+
+<p>Not long after this, Captain Byron received news that our
+regiment was shortly expected from India, and would be
+stationed at Chatham. This, of course, necessitated the
+immediate removal of the depôt to Chatham, to the great
+regret of both Dillon and myself, for, on the whole, we had
+been very happy at Shorncliffe, and feared that we might
+not enjoy nearly so much liberty as we had had with the
+9th Regiment.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_175"></a>[175]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XVI">CHAPTER XVI</h2>
+
+<p class="center">An N.C.O. of the Old School—Major Blewett—Captain Byron—Sandhurst</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>On our arrival at Chatham Barracks, I was allotted a
+single room in the officers’ quarters, which was
+much smaller and less comfortable than either of the two
+rooms which I had occupied at Shorncliffe. Dillon was
+given a similar one, but Byron, being a captain, had better
+accommodation.</p>
+
+<p>Dillon and I found our life at Chatham very different from
+that at Shorncliffe, and not nearly so pleasant. We had to
+attend early drill with the recruits under a sergeant, who
+was very severe, and made us drill exactly the same as the
+men. Some mornings it was so cold that our hands became
+quite numbed, and we could scarcely hold our rifles. But
+this martinet of a sergeant had no pity, and made us “carry
+on” until we were ready to drop with fatigue and cold.
+The recruits he bullied most unmercifully. One morning, a
+recruit arrived late for parade, whereupon the sergeant gave
+him several kicks on his shins, and pulled him by the ears,
+until the poor fellow almost yelled with the pain. His
+tormentor, however, soon silenced him.</p>
+
+<p>“I won’t have any of your blubbering,” cried he. “If
+you don’t stop at once, I’ll give you three days’ extra drill.”
+This sort of thing he could do with impunity, as the
+adjutant was rarely on the parade-ground during early morning
+drill. He appeared at afternoon parade, but paid very
+little attention to the recruits, occupying himself mainly
+with company drill. So matters continued until our regiment
+arrived, and even then there was not much improvement,
+for, so long as we remained in Chatham Barracks, the luckless<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_176"></a>[176]</span>
+recruits were always drilled by the same sergeant, none of
+them daring to complain, from fear lest worse things should
+befall them.</p>
+
+<p>The 2nd Battalion of the 10th Regiment was at that time
+commanded by Lieut.-Colonel Annesley, an amiable old gentleman,
+with a wife and family, who appeared to engross a good
+deal more of his attention than did his regiment. For of
+much that was going on he seemed quite ignorant, and it
+was purposely kept from him. In fact, the battalion was
+really commanded by the senior major, Major Blewitt, the
+colonel seldom putting in an appearance except on field
+days. Major Blewitt was a very smart officer, and though at
+times inclined to severity, exceedingly just. He was very
+particular about etiquette, and scarcely ever spoke to a
+subaltern, except to give him advice or to reprimand him,
+even in the ante-room. I recollect about the only occasion
+on which he condescended to address me.</p>
+
+<p>There was a sub-lieutenant of a West India Regiment,
+whom I will call H——, attached at that time to the 10th.
+This young gentleman was very fond of écarté, and often
+induced me to play with him after mess. We played for
+half-a-crown a game, and I found that I generally lost, as
+H—— had a perfectly wonderful way of turning up the
+king almost every time he dealt. One evening, we were
+playing in the ante-room, where Major Blewitt was sitting,
+reading a newspaper. Presently, the major looked over the
+top of his paper, and observed that it was a pity that we
+could not find some better way of passing the time than
+playing cards; adding that, if he thought we were playing
+for money, he would stop us at once. Soon afterwards, we
+finished our rubber, and H—— left the room, upon which
+Major Blewitt called me to him and told me that he did not
+like to see me playing cards. On one occasion, he said,
+he was present when two young officers were playing écarté.
+One of them lost persistently the whole evening, but since
+they both assured him that they were playing for love, he
+did not interfere, though the way the luck continued to run
+in one direction was extremely suspicious. Subsequently, he<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_177"></a>[177]</span>
+discovered that they had actually been playing for five
+hundred pounds a game, and that the loser had been completely
+ruined. The major added that, from what he had
+seen of H——’s play, he should be very sorry to sit down to
+cards with him, and to play with him for anything like high
+stakes would be simply madness. The warning he gave me
+on this occasion was certainly well justified, for a lieutenant
+of the Lincoln’s, named Glass, afterwards lost considerable
+sums to H—— at écarté.</p>
+
+<p>The captains of the regiment did not like Major Blewitt,
+who treated them off parade with a certain haughtiness,
+as though he were showing them condescension in speaking
+to them at all; while the N.C.O.’s, and particularly the
+sergeants, were all afraid of him, as he seemed to be aware of
+everything that was going on, and was very severe upon
+them if they did not treat the men properly.</p>
+
+<p>One day on parade, when Major Blewitt was in command,
+he gave some extraordinary orders, which it was quite impossible
+for the regiment to carry out, and later, in the
+ante-room, he behaved in a very strange manner. It was
+then ascertained that his mind was affected, the result of a
+sunstroke which he had had in India. He went away on
+sick leave, but six months later had to retire from the Service,
+as it was found that he was never likely to recover.</p>
+
+<p>The next officer in seniority was Major Hudson, who told
+me that he had served under my uncle and godfather,
+General the Hon. Sir George Cathcart, when the latter was
+Governor of the Cape. The major was a very pleasant
+man, but he had certain eccentricities, one of which was a
+partiality for white kid gloves and patent-leather boots,
+which he wore on parade, even in winter. He had little
+control over the captains, who did very much as they liked.
+One of them was almost perpetually drunk, and led his wife,
+a rather pretty woman and very well off, a miserable life,
+even going so far as to beat her, it was said. Some of the
+subalterns also drank a great deal more than was good for
+them, and there was one who was drunk on parade on at
+least one occasion.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_178"></a>[178]</span></p>
+
+<p>Little, the senior lieutenant and adjutant, was, however,
+a very nice fellow, as well as a good soldier, and the same
+could be said for two other subalterns, Archibald Glen and
+De Houghton. The former was six feet seven in height,
+and reputed to be the tallest man in the Army. I liked him
+exceedingly, but, unfortunately, he soon left the regiment
+for the Staff College. De Houghton, who afterwards became
+a baronet, had received the Gold Medal of the Royal Humane
+Society for saving life at sea.</p>
+
+<p>There was a subaltern in the 10th who prided himself
+on his knowledge of French. Once, when the regiment was
+stationed at Malta, a French warship happened to call there,
+and the officers were invited by the 10th to dinner. This
+lieutenant, being the best French scholar, was placed between
+the captain of the warship and another French officer. Presently,
+the captain asked him in French how long he had been
+at Malta, to which he replied, without hesitation, while
+everybody pricked up their ears to listen:—</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Je suis un âne ici.</i>” (“I am an ass here.”)</p>
+
+<p>The French captain tried to look serious, but the other
+French officers burst into fits of laughter. One of them
+spoke a little English and explained to the company what
+the joke was, when they all joined in the merriment.
+Needless to say, this misadventure remained ever afterwards
+a standing joke against the unfortunate lieutenant.</p>
+
+<p>Life at Chatham was very monotonous. Of society there
+was practically none, and, as the married ladies of the regiment
+were not on good terms with one another, there was
+little or no entertaining among the 10th. There was no
+theatre and only a couple of low-class music-halls. I went
+once to one of them, where there was a box reserved for the
+officers of the garrison, but did not feel inclined to repeat
+the visit.</p>
+
+<p>While I was at Chatham, a big ball was given in the officers’
+mess-room at the barracks by the regiments forming the
+garrison. A good many people came down from London,
+and were conveyed back by a special train after the ball was<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_179"></a>[179]</span>
+over. I invited my friends from Dover, and the two elder
+girls, Augusta and Ida, were, as usual, much admired. The
+affair was a great success, and the supper was on the most
+lavish scale, with plovers’ eggs and every imaginable delicacy
+and champagne flowing like water.</p>
+
+<p>In due course, Dillon and I were put to company drill.
+On one occasion I got my company into a hopeless position,
+up against a wall, and not knowing what to do, told them
+calmly “to stand at ease,” to the great amusement of everyone,
+including the adjutant, who told the story against me
+at mess that night, observing that I must evidently be a
+person of resource, as anyone else would have been at a loss
+how to act.</p>
+
+<p>A good many field-days took place at Chatham, of which
+the escalading of some high walls was a feature. I had
+sometimes to carry the colours in escalading these walls, a
+task which I did not much relish, as it was by no means an
+easy one.</p>
+
+<p>I was growing so tired of Chatham that I was quite glad
+when I was sent with the rest of my company to Gravesend,
+to go through a six weeks’ musketry course. I was constantly
+with Captain Byron, whom I very much liked,
+indeed, I preferred him to anyone else in the regiment, even
+to Dillon. Byron used to tell me that I was very foolish to
+leave the regiment, for one day he would, he thought, be in
+command, and then I should have a very good time of it.
+But my relatives were anxious for me to serve in one of the
+regiments for which my name had been put down on the
+Prince of Wales’s private list, so I thought I was bound to
+accept the transfer when the offer came, which I was sure
+would be very soon.</p>
+
+<p>While at Gravesend, I went up to town to see Aimée
+Desclée act in <i>Diane de Lys</i>, by Alexandre Dumas <i>fils</i>. I
+thought her the finest actress I had ever seen, with the exception,
+perhaps, of Sarah Bernhardt. She played the part with
+so much delicacy and refinement, her voice was so pleasing
+and her attitudes so graceful, that I was altogether charmed
+with her. Poor woman! She died very soon afterwards<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_180"></a>[180]</span>
+from a chest complaint, while quite young. I was much
+pleased with an American actor, J. K. Emmett, at the St.
+James’s Theatre, who played with a little child, singing a
+song in which the refrain was: “Schneider, how you vas.”
+I also paid more than one visit to the Opera at Covent Garden,
+where Adelina Patti and Scalchi and the tenor Gayarré were
+delighting the audience.</p>
+
+<p>On my return to Chatham I found the work very hard.
+The most trying part of it was being on guard at the barracks,
+where I was obliged to be on duty once a week for the whole
+twenty-four hours. The guard used to be turned out
+two or three times during the day, and also in the middle of
+the night, by the field-officer of the week, who sometimes
+made his round at one or two o’clock in the morning, when
+the subaltern on duty had to turn out the guard, besides
+having to go his round of the sentries. The officer on guard
+was not allowed to go to bed or take his clothes off, even after
+the field-officer had made his round of inspection, or he might
+get into the most serious trouble. There were other guards
+at some distance from Chatham, to look after the convicts,
+but this was during the day, and not nearly so trying as to be
+on guard at the barracks.</p>
+
+<p>Not long after my return to Chatham, Dillon and I were
+sent to Sandhurst, for a six months’ course of instruction.
+But before going, at my relatives’ suggestion, I went up to
+town to see the Military Secretary of the War Office, who was
+then General Cartwright, to inquire what chance I had of
+being transferred to the Rifle Brigade. He asked me what
+influence I had, when I mentioned the Adjutant-General,
+Lord Airey, who had already presented me at a levée to the
+Prince of Wales, while I was stationed at Shorncliffe. General
+Cartwright then inquired if I had not any other interest,
+remarking that the Scots Guards were more easy to enter
+than either the Rifle Brigade or the 60th Rifles, and that,
+unless I had someone else behind me, he feared my chance
+would be but a poor one. I then told him that my cousin,
+the Hon. Emily Cathcart, maid of honour to Queen Victoria,
+had had my name put down for both the Rifle regiments,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_181"></a>[181]</span>
+by General Ponsonby, on the Prince of Wales’s private list,
+upon which he smiled and said:—</p>
+
+<p>“She could get you into either of these; in fact, she
+could get you into anything she pleased. If you had
+mentioned her name before, I could have told you so
+at once.”</p>
+
+<p>I found life at Sandhurst very much like being at school
+again, with more restrictions than there were at Eton. There
+was a great deal of “ragging” going on, and some fellows
+had their furniture and everything in their rooms broken.
+I was fortunate in being, for some unaccountable reason,
+rather popular with the ringleaders—not that I assisted them
+in any way, for this sort of horse-play did not appeal to me—and
+so escaped being one of their victims. Dillon was not
+so lucky, as at first he showed fight, but he soon recognized
+that the wisest course was to assume indifference. There
+were several sub-lieutenants of the Guards and cavalry regiments
+at Sandhurst, one or two of whom had been at Eton
+with me, and I made many friendships, one with a young
+fellow in the 78th Highlanders, with whom I often took long
+walks into the pretty country around Sandhurst. Apart
+from the instruction, I rather enjoyed my time at the college,
+as I got on well with nearly everyone. I had to go through
+the riding-school and ride horses over jumps without
+stirrups, which rather amused me, although there were
+some officers who disliked this part of the curriculum
+very much.</p>
+
+<p>After I had been about a month at Sandhurst, the Military
+Governor of the College, General Sir A. Alison, sent for me
+and told me that I had been transferred to the 2nd Battalion
+of the 60th Rifles, stationed in India. I must confess that
+I was at first rather disappointed, as it was not the regiment
+I had asked for, and I did not much like the idea of going to
+India. I asked General Alison what I had better do, when
+he said that he would telegraph to the War Office, and that
+I ought to finish my course of instruction at Sandhurst.
+I anxiously awaited the reply; and the following day he sent
+for me again, and told me that I must leave at once and get<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_182"></a>[182]</span>
+ready to sail for India, but that he thought the War Office
+would allow me a month to procure my outfit.</p>
+
+<p>Next day I left Sandhurst for London, and, having obtained
+a month’s leave, proceeded to Paris to visit my
+parents in the Rue d’Albe, Champs-Elysées. They, and my
+father in particular, told me that I had better accept the
+transfer, as I might have to wait a long time for the Rifle
+Brigade, and the Military Secretary had told me that I was
+appointed to the first vacancy that had occurred, as there
+was no vacancy in the Rifle Brigade then.</p>
+
+<p>During my stay in Paris, I often rode in the Bois with my
+father on a fiery thoroughbred chestnut, whom I found a very
+different kind of mount from the horses at Sandhurst, as he
+started at the least touch of my heel, whereas the others had
+required both whip and spur. I made the most of my time,
+going often to the Théâtre-Français, where I saw Delaunay
+in plays by Alfred de Musset and Alexandre Dumas <i>fils</i>,
+and was delighted with his acting. He was the best <i>jeune
+premier</i> whom I ever saw, and always excellent in the art
+of stage love-making. I went to several balls and indulged
+in some flirtations with both French and American damsels,
+and was sorry when the day arrived that I had to take my
+departure for London to purchase my outfit for India. My
+mother was distressed at my having to go to India, particularly
+as the battalion had to stay out there for some years,
+and she was in very delicate health at that time.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_183"></a>[183]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XVII">CHAPTER XVII</h2>
+
+<p class="center">I sail for India—Kandy—Dangerous Playmates—I arrive at
+Murree</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>My father accompanied me to Portsmouth in the
+winter of 1873, where the troopship in which I
+was to sail for India was lying. We had first to touch at
+Queenstown, to embark a line regiment which had been
+ordered to Ceylon, and had a very unpleasant crossing, nearly
+everyone on board being ill. I had to share a cabin with two
+other sub-lieutenants, who joined the ship at Queenstown.
+One of them, named Basil Montgomery, was in my own
+regiment, having recently been transferred from the Highland
+Light Infantry. He was very tall, for which reason he
+was nicknamed “Longfellow” on board. The name of
+the other sub-lieutenant, who belonged to the 16th Lancers,
+was Babington, which, owing to his somewhat youthful
+appearance, was promptly abbreviated to “Baby.” I
+myself duly received the sobriquet of “Julie,” as Montgomery
+declared I was in the habit of murmuring this name in my
+dreams. It was that of a young lady whom I have mentioned
+in my book, “Society Recollections in Paris and Vienna,”
+and whom I had lately met frequently in society in Paris.</p>
+
+<p>The cabin we occupied was very small, and contained only
+one wash-basin, so we had to dress and wash one at a time;
+but we soon got used to this inconvenience.</p>
+
+<p>Montgomery and Babington were both excellent fellows,
+and I was soon on very friendly terms with them, as I was
+also with another sub-lieutenant of the 16th Lancers, named
+Taaffe. Taaffe was very musical, having a good voice and
+playing the concertina capitally. The daughter of the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_184"></a>[184]</span>
+colonel of the line regiment we had on board, an extremely
+pretty and very impressionable damsel of seventeen, fell
+very much in love with him, and they used to sing duets
+together, to the accompaniment of Taaffe’s concertina.</p>
+
+<p>We had fine weather in the Bay of Biscay, where it is usually
+so rough, for which we were thankful. At Gibraltar we
+merely stopped for an hour to coal, but at Malta we stayed
+long enough for everyone to go on shore. Many of us dined
+at the Club and went to the Opera afterwards, which I thought
+very fair. The climate of Malta seemed delightful, but the
+town did not strike me as pretty.</p>
+
+<p>Not long after leaving Malta, bad weather and a dense fog
+came on, and something went wrong with the machinery,
+so that the captain did not know where we were. He was
+so alarmed that he ordered the chaplain to read the prayers
+for those in peril at sea, as at any moment he thought the
+ship might run on a rock. Happily, the machinery was repaired,
+and at the end of three days the weather improved,
+and the danger was over.</p>
+
+<p>At Port Said most of the officers went ashore, and some of
+them visited a gambling-house which bore a very evil reputation,
+an officer belonging to the 16th Lancers having been
+stabbed there the year before. Taaffe and I were among
+those who went, though Taaffe confessed to me that he felt
+rather nervous, fearing that some of the natives might recognize
+his uniform as that of the unfortunate officer’s regiment.</p>
+
+<p>At Ismailia we caught sight of M. de Lesseps, who sent an
+invitation to the ship, inviting six of us to visit him. Many
+of the officers thought that I ought to go, as I was the only
+one who could speak French; but this suggestion was overruled,
+and it was decided that the six must be chosen by
+seniority. As not one of them could speak French, and
+M. de Lesseps did not understand English, the interview must
+have proved a somewhat comic affair; at any rate, the six
+maintained a suspicious silence about it on their return.</p>
+
+<p>Soon after we had passed through the Red Sea, which did
+not prove nearly so hot as we had expected, I fell ill with
+scurvy, and the doctor who attended me advised me to sleep<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_185"></a>[185]</span>
+in the passage near the ladies’ saloon, as the air was purer.
+However, an old dame objected to my sleeping so near the
+ladies, so the doctor got me a cabin to myself. On our
+arrival at Colombo, where the line regiment was disembarked,
+he obtained leave for me to go to Kandy and remain there
+until the ship sailed for Bombay.</p>
+
+<p>While at Kandy, I went with Taaffe, who had joined me
+there, and two ladies to see the beautiful garden of Paradhenia,
+which is said to be the original garden of Paradise. We
+were all amazed at its beauty; the tropical plants and the
+vegetation being indescribably lovely. While walking in
+the high grass, one of the ladies was bitten by leeches, which
+crawled up her legs and frightened her terribly. She was
+fortunate, however, not to have been bitten by something
+much more objectionable, as we afterwards learned that it
+was very dangerous to walk in the high grass, as it was infested
+by snakes, some of which were most venomous.</p>
+
+<p>The grandeur of the scenery at Kandy and the wonderful
+vegetation enchanted us, as we had never seen anything to
+compare with it; it was indeed quite a paradise upon earth.
+The climate was also delicious, and even in the middle of
+the day the heat could not be called oppressive, while the
+mornings and evenings were truly delightful. The residents,
+however, told us that it was very trying to the health, as it
+never varied in the least, summer or winter. The scenery
+between Colombo and Kandy was in parts most exquisite,
+and the brilliant colouring of the flowers, which were of every
+imaginable hue, made one almost believe oneself in fairyland.</p>
+
+<p>Having embarked the infantry battalion which had been
+relieved by the one we had brought from England, we sailed
+from Colombo, but after proceeding some little way along
+the coast, the troopship stopped for half an hour, to enable
+an officer who had to join his regiment to embark in a launch
+which came out to fetch him. This officer took with him
+by mistake a lady’s trunk containing her dresses and underclothing,
+instead of his own, packed with his kit, which he
+left for the lady. The latter was in despair, particularly<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_186"></a>[186]</span>
+when informed that she was unlikely to receive any news
+of her property for six weeks at least.</p>
+
+<p>After a voyage of six weeks, we reached Bombay, and,
+after a little trouble at the Custom House over some Turkish
+cigarettes which I had brought with me, and upon which, to
+my surprise, I was obliged to pay duty, proceeded, with some
+other officers, to Watson’s Hotel. At “Watson’s,” which
+I found very expensive indeed, I met Viscount Baring,
+of the Rifle Brigade, who had been at Eton with me. He
+told me that he was now on the Viceroy’s Staff, and had
+come to Bombay to purchase some Arab horses for Lord
+Northbrook. Although it was winter, the heat was very
+great in Bombay, which I found very uninteresting, and,
+after a stay of two or three days, I set out for Murree, in the
+hills in the North-West Provinces, where my regiment was
+stationed.</p>
+
+<p>I had as a travelling companion for the first part of the
+journey a Staff-officer named Parker, who, on our arrival
+at Mean Meer, invited me to accompany him to the house
+of his brother-in-law, a judge, where I was most hospitably
+entertained, and tasted for the first time a real Indian curry,
+which I thought delicious. From Mean Meer I took the
+train to Rawal Pindi, in the Punjab. On my arrival, I went
+to the dâk bungalow, where soon afterwards I received
+a visit from a lieutenant in my regiment named Beauclerk,
+a son of Lord Amelius Beauclerk. He was an exceedingly
+good-looking young man, with fair hair and moustache and
+a very pleasant manner, and was most kind, offering me a
+room which he had at his disposal and inviting me to dine
+with him in the evening. After dinner I was rather astonished
+at seeing his syce walking in front of his master’s pony with
+a long stick, having at the end of it several bells, which he
+moved about in the grass. I asked the reason of this, when
+I was told that it was to frighten away the snakes, of which
+there were a great many poisonous ones hereabouts. Beauclerk
+told me that, a few nights earlier, he was dining with a
+Mrs. Kinloch, the wife of a captain in our regiment, when
+he saw a cobra quite close to her. She was playing the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_187"></a>[187]</span>
+piano at the time, and the snake was evidently quite fascinated
+by the music. Fearing lest, if she moved, the snake
+might bite her, he told her to continue playing, and then,
+picking up a stick which happened to be near him, hit the
+cobra on the head and killed it. He said that there was
+another very dangerous snake called a kerite, which, though
+very small, was most venomous, and that Mrs. Kinloch
+had found one quite recently in her bed. Happily, she
+discovered it before it had a chance to bite her.</p>
+
+<p>Beauclerk told me that I ought to call upon Captain
+Kinloch, who, having passed through the Staff College,
+was at that time Acting Deputy Assistant Adjutant-General
+at Rawal Pindi. I did so, and was informed
+that Mrs. Kinloch only was at home. On being shown into
+the drawing-room, I was somewhat astonished to find a
+little girl there, playing with two panther-cubs, who snarled
+and showed their teeth at me. I asked the child whether
+she were not afraid of them, to which she answered:—</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, no, not at all!” and, opening the mouth of one of
+the cubs, thrust her hand into it.</p>
+
+<p>I began to feel quite alarmed for her safety, and was not
+a little relieved when her mother made her appearance upon
+the scene.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Kinloch was a very pretty young woman, with auburn
+hair and eyes of a greyish-blue colour. She told me that the
+panther-cubs had been captured by her husband a few days
+before, after he had shot the mother.</p>
+
+<p>“Are they not lovely?” she exclaimed enthusiastically.
+“So beautifully marked in reddish-yellow and black, with
+such fascinating yellow and brown eyes. It is delightful to
+watch them.”</p>
+
+<p>I replied that they were certainly very handsome and
+graceful animals, but that, nevertheless, I could not understand
+her allowing her daughter to have such dangerous
+playmates.</p>
+
+<p>To this she rejoined that she did not consider there was
+the slightest danger, so long as you were not afraid of them,
+adding:—</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_188"></a>[188]</span></p>
+
+<p>“My little girl is not the least afraid.”</p>
+
+<p>The little girl was caressing the cubs at the time, while
+the animals were snarling and showing their long, pointed
+teeth, though whether in play or not I could not say, as I
+was not sufficiently acquainted with their ways.</p>
+
+<p>Captain Alexander Kinloch, who was a nephew of Sir
+Alexander Kinloch, was, I may here remark, the most famous
+sportsman in India at that time, and had written a celebrated
+book on big game shooting in India and Tibet, which was considered
+to be the standard work on the subject. When I met
+him afterwards, he told me many interesting things about
+Tibet, from which he had brought a fine collection of sporting
+trophies. Amongst them were several specimens of the
+ibex, which is found on the summits of the highest mountains,
+and to “bag” one of which is considered the greatest feat
+a sportsman can accomplish in India, since to approach
+within rifle-shot of it often entails the greatest risk to life.</p>
+
+<p>During the few days I remained at Rawal Pindi, I made
+the acquaintance of Colonel Montgomery-Moore, then commanding
+the 4th Hussars, and his wife, the Hon. Mrs. Montgomery-Moore,
+a daughter of Lord Seaton, to whom I had
+brought an introduction from my cousin, Emily Cathcart.
+They invited me to dinner, when they were most anxious to
+hear all the latest news from England, as they had been in
+India for some time. They were most kind and agreeable,
+and the colonel gave me some valuable information about
+Murree.</p>
+
+<p>There was no railway to Murree, and travellers generally
+made the first part of the journey from Rawal Pindi by
+carriage, and the rest in a <i>jampan</i> (a kind of sedan-chair)
+as the road through the mountains was far too narrow and
+precipitate to admit of wheel traffic. I accordingly hired a
+carriage, and set off, but at a dâk bungalow, where I stopped
+to dine, I met a man, who, on hearing that I was on my way
+to Murree, offered to lend me a grey Arab which he was riding,
+observing that it would be a more pleasant way of making
+the journey than by <i>jampan</i>, and promising to send my
+luggage after me. I thanked him and accepted his offer,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_189"></a>[189]</span>
+though, as he was a complete stranger to me, I could not
+help feeling some misgivings as to his intentions, for, if he
+had a mind to make off with my luggage, there was nothing
+to prevent him.</p>
+
+<p>The road which I had to traverse was very steep and
+in places almost impassable, but the Arab appeared well
+accustomed to the country and as sure-footed as a goat.
+I had, however, a few decidedly unpleasant moments, when,
+at a very narrow part of the road, where there was a precipice
+on one side, we met some buffaloes, as I thought they might
+take into their heads to charge us. But they happened to
+be quite peaceably disposed, and we got safely past them.
+It was late in the evening when I reached Murree, which I
+found covered with snow, as it stands 7,500 feet above sea
+level, and no greater contrast with the plains and Rawal
+Pindi, where the weather had been quite like summer, could
+be conceived. I made my way to the officers’ quarters,
+where I was given a room, and my horse well looked after. I
+had received instructions from the Arab’s owner to send him
+back to the dâk bungalow. This I did the following day,
+in the course of which my luggage arrived quite safely, not
+a little, I must frankly admit, to my relief.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_190"></a>[190]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XVIII">CHAPTER XVIII</h2>
+
+<p class="center">My Brother-Officers—“The Oyster”—In High Society—Our
+Menagerie</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>Murree is a very charming town. The houses, which
+bear some resemblance to those of Switzerland,
+but are mostly constructed of wood and have rarely more
+than two storeys, are built on the summit and sides of a ridge,
+and command magnificent views over forests, cultivated
+fields, hills and deep valleys, with the snow-capped peaks
+of the Himalayas in the distance. There was a fairly good
+club at Murree, containing a number of bedrooms for the
+convenience of the members when they happened to require
+them.</p>
+
+<p>In the summer months my battalion was not actually
+stationed at Murree, but two miles off in the country, at
+Kooldunah. The officers lived in houses and villas very
+like Swiss cottages, and the men’s quarters were at the top
+of a very steep hill, about ten minutes’ walk from the mess.
+The battalion was at this time commanded by Lieut.-Colonel
+H. P. Montgomery, who had a brother in the Rifle Brigade.
+Colonel Montgomery, who was a fine-looking man of about
+fifty-five and wore a pointed beard which was beginning
+to turn grey, was universally popular, as he was a thorough
+soldier and devoted to his profession. He did everything
+possible to make his battalion as efficient as any in the
+Service, and prided himself upon its smart appearance and
+perfect discipline. He had the eye of a hawk for mistakes
+on parade, but would correct those responsible for them
+in a good-humoured, kindly manner, very different from
+some less experienced C.O.’s, who would often lose their
+tempers and swear when anything happened to go wrong.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_191"></a>[191]</span></p>
+
+<p>The senior major, Major Ashburnham, the son of a baronet,
+was of somewhat striking appearance, having red hair and a
+red beard. Like his chief, he was a first-rate soldier and a
+thorough gentleman both on and off parade, and held in
+high esteem by the officers and men under him. He was
+known to his intimates by the nickname of “Brittles,”
+about which he used to relate an amusing story:—</p>
+
+<p>Once, when returning to India after being on leave in
+England, he happened to meet on board the P. and O.,
+a man whose acquaintance he had made on the voyage
+home, when he had been accompanied by some brother-officers,
+who had, of course, always addressed him as
+“Brittles.” This man, who was bringing his wife out with
+him, asked permission to present Ashburnham to the lady,
+and gravely introduced him as “Major Brittles,” under
+the impression that such was really his name.</p>
+
+<p>The junior major, whose name was Algar, was a very
+plain man, rather badly marked with the small-pox, and was
+by no means so popular as Ashburnham. He was a very keen
+sportsman, and when off duty was seldom to be seen without
+a rifle in his hand. One day I met him near Murree, when
+he told me that he had just seen a tiger, but that it had
+made off, adding that a tiger would nearly always run away
+from a man, unless he first attacked it.</p>
+
+<p>The captains were nearly all very nice fellows. Captain
+Pauli, into whose company I was put, was a tall and very
+muscular man, with a pointed beard, which gave him a
+somewhat foreign appearance. He was a great sportsman,
+but kept very much to himself, and, except at mess, the other
+officers saw little of him.</p>
+
+<p>The adjutant, Sydenham-Clarke, was a very good-looking
+fellow and always so beautifully turned out, whether in uniform
+or plain clothes, that he looked as if he had just come
+out of a band-box. He was very kind to the young officers
+at their drill and took the greatest pains with them. He
+was also much liked by the men, and did not bully them or
+allow the sergeants to do so, as was unfortunately the case
+in so many regiments at that time. In a word, he was the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_192"></a>[192]</span>
+right man in the right place, and how rarely this happens
+in the Service few people would imagine.</p>
+
+<p>When I first came to Murree, I occupied a room in the
+officers’ quarters. There was a large room on the ground
+floor which was unoccupied, and, as it was so intensely
+cold, the subalterns amused themselves by playing a game
+of battledore and shuttle-cock across a net. Hubert Lovett,
+a sub-lieutenant who joined the battalion a week after I
+did, and myself were the first to think of this game, which
+somewhat resembled lawn-tennis in the way we served. It
+was taken up afterwards by many officers who dined at our
+mess, and is said to have given the idea of lawn-tennis to
+the inventor.</p>
+
+<p>Soon after my arrival at Murree, I fell ill with dysentery,
+owing, the doctor who attended me told me, to the sudden
+change of climate. I was laid up for some time, but when
+it began to grow warmer I gradually recovered.</p>
+
+<p>The winter was a very severe one at Murree, and those who
+were fond of skating had excellent opportunities for indulging
+in this pastime. Fiennes-Dickenson, a lieutenant who had
+been transferred from the first battalion of the regiment,
+which was then stationed in Canada, was a most accomplished
+performer on the ice, cutting figures and the letters
+of the alphabet as well, and MacCall, a captain, who had also
+come from the first battalion, was but little inferior to him.
+Dickenson told me that life at Quebec and Montreal was uncommonly
+pleasant, and that they scarcely felt the intense
+cold there at all, as the climate was so dry, and there was
+so little wind. He said that it was the custom there for every
+officer to have a girl “chum,” who went tobogganing and
+skating with him and shared all his amusements. But he
+never married this young lady, who always ended by marrying
+someone else. This “chum” was a girl usually belonging
+to society, and was invited to all the balls and parties given
+by the regiment and considered quite <i>comme il faut</i>. Dickenson
+added that he much preferred the life out in Canada
+to the life in India, though Murree was the very best station,
+which was generally only given to a crack regiment. Dickenson<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_193"></a>[193]</span>
+was a lieutenant of some years’ standing and very well
+off, having succeeded to a fine property of his uncle, Lord
+Saye and Sele, called Syston Court, near Bristol, although
+his father, with whom he was not on the best of terms, had
+the right of residing there during his lifetime. He was a
+great talker and his conversation was often very amusing.</p>
+
+<p>When summer came, the battalion moved to Kooldunah,
+where I occupied rooms in a small villa with a garden attached,
+in which Lovett and another sub-lieutenant named Sanford
+also had their quarters. Later on, we were joined by a young
+officer named Wilson, who had been transferred from a line
+regiment. We got on pretty well together, particularly
+Lovett and myself, who soon became great friends, and were
+constantly together. Lovett was a strongly-built young
+fellow, with black, curly hair, very white teeth, and a good-humoured
+expression. He was clean-shaven, which was rare
+at that time for a soldier. He had a very loud voice, and when
+he laughed he did it so heartily that everyone in the room
+used to turn round. He was quite colour-blind and never
+could distinguish one colour from another. Once he had to
+paint a river for a plan which he was required to draw, and
+would have painted it red instead of blue, if I had not been
+helping him.</p>
+
+<p>Sanford was quite a boy, without any hair on his face,
+tall and fair, with rather a large mouth, for which reason
+he was called “The Oyster.” One day, when he happened
+to be on duty, a rifleman was overheard by Lovett to say
+to another:</p>
+
+<p>“Who is on duty to-day: Lovett or Wilson?”</p>
+
+<p>“Neither,” was the answer, “it’s ‘The Oyster.’”</p>
+
+<p>Much to Sanford’s annoyance, Lovett, roaring, as usual,
+with laughter, told the story at mess that night, and
+remarked:—</p>
+
+<p>“Why, even all the riflemen call him ‘The Oyster’ now!”</p>
+
+<p>Sanford did not like me at all, because he suspected that
+it was I who had been the first to bestow this nickname
+upon him, and it is quite possible that his suspicions may
+have been correct, though I cannot be certain.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_194"></a>[194]</span></p>
+
+<p>Wilson, the remaining occupant of our villa, was a rather
+good-looking and very smart young fellow, who spoke
+Hindustani very fluently. But he was very conceited, and
+imagined himself a much greater sportsman than he was.
+Once, when he had been on leave to Kashmir, he returned
+with such a wonderful collection of big game trophies that
+none of us could bring himself to believe that they had all
+fallen to his own rifle, and MacCall said to him at mess:—“Wilson,
+I tell you what it is—you have bought all that
+big game from some <i>shikarri</i> in Kashmir!” At this
+remark Wilson became furious, and next morning, in the
+orderly-room, reported the incident to the Colonel, when MacCall
+was put under arrest until he had apologized to his aggrieved
+brother-officer. This, however, did not cause him
+to change his opinion on the subject.</p>
+
+<p>MacCall, whose father was Equerry to the Duc d’Aumale,
+spoke French perfectly, wore an imperial with his moustache,
+and might easily have been mistaken for a Frenchman. He
+shared a villa with a sub-lieutenant named Arthur Powys
+Vaughan, an exceedingly nice fellow, who had been at Harrow
+and had taken his degree at Oxford before entering the
+Service.</p>
+
+<p>With the exception of our medico, Surgeon-Major Macnamara,
+the quartermaster, Fitzherbert, and the junior
+major, whose wife was in England, all the officers were
+bachelors. Consequently, we were very badly off in the
+matter of ladies’ society, so far as the battalion was concerned.
+Mrs. Macnamara, who was a sister of Sir Howard
+Elphinstone, Equerry to the Duke of Edinburgh, was a
+very charming elderly lady, and I often used to go and take
+tea with her and her husband. She was partly Russian
+by birth and extremely musical, and took a great interest in
+the regimental band, in regard to which she was frequently
+consulted. I was put on the band committee and often
+attended the rehearsals of a morning.</p>
+
+<p>Lovett and I used to pay visits to ladies whom we thought
+we would care to know, as is the custom in India. One
+day, we called on two ladies who had a charming villa, beautifully<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_195"></a>[195]</span>
+furnished, and whom we rather admired, though
+we knew nothing whatever about them. They received us
+very coldly, at which we were surprised, until Mrs. Macnamara
+told us that they were two very fast ladies, who
+were protected by some well-known officers in Murree,
+holding very high positions on the Staff.</p>
+
+<p>When I was alone one day, I noticed a very pretty woman,
+upon whom I left my card. A few days later, I received a
+very friendly note from her, asking me to dine with her on
+a certain evening. However, in the meantime, I sprained
+my ankle, and was put on the sick list, and therefore not
+allowed to go out. But, I thought that, as it would probably
+be a <i>tête-à-tête</i> dinner, which I should not like to miss, I
+would go in a <i>jampan</i>, carried by two men, and no one
+would be any the wiser. I hesitated whether to go in plain
+clothes or in mess uniform, but finally decided for the latter.
+I had not made any special effort to be punctual, and, in
+point of fact, arrived half an hour late. On entering the
+drawing-room, I found quite a number of people impatiently
+awaiting the advent of the belated guest, amongst whom
+I recognized, to my consternation, the General commanding
+the troops in the Punjab; and I was still more taken aback
+when I learned that I was dining with the Secretary of
+State for India, and that my hostess was his wife! However,
+these great people were very nice to me, and the General,
+who did not seem at all to resent my having kept him
+waiting for his dinner, asked me several questions about my
+colonel and regiment, as, though there were several other
+officers present, I was the only “Greenjacket.” For this
+I was duly thankful, since if one of the senior officers of my
+battalion had happened to be there, I should have got into
+trouble for going out to dine when I was on the sick list.</p>
+
+<p>It was the custom to take your <i>khitmagar</i> with you when
+you dined out, and I did so on this occasion. The next
+evening at mess, I noticed my <i>khitmagar</i> opening a bottle of
+Château-Laffitte for me, and asked him where he got it
+from.</p>
+
+<p>“I saw last night that <i>Sahib</i> liked this wine the best,”<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_196"></a>[196]</span>
+he replied, “so I brought half a dozen bottles of it away
+from the dinner-party for <i>Sahib</i>!”</p>
+
+<p>I burst out laughing, thinking to myself that I could not
+well scold my servant for looking after me so attentively.</p>
+
+<p><i>À propos</i> of native servants, when I first joined the
+battalion, I had a Christian “bearer,” whom I had brought
+from Bombay, and who spoke English. But at the end of
+my first month at Murree, when I saw my mess-bill, I discovered
+that a quantity of brandies and sodas were charged
+for which I had never had. When I called my “bearer’s”
+attention to this, he incontinently bolted from Murree,
+taking some of my property with him. However, he was
+eventually laid by the heels, and I had to ask for leave
+off parade to go down to the Law Courts at Murree to prosecute
+him. This taught me that it is better not to engage
+“bearers” who talk English and call themselves Christians.</p>
+
+<p>Among the senior lieutenants in the battalion was Albert
+Phipps, a brother of the Hon. Harriet Phipps, maid of
+honour to Queen Victoria, with whom, as I have mentioned
+elsewhere, I once took tea at Windsor Castle in my Eton
+days. Phipps, who was fair and rather stout and always
+wore an eyeglass, was a godson of the Prince Consort, the
+only one who was still alive. He once told me that Queen
+Victoria had written a letter in her own hand, recommending
+him for an appointment with the Viceroy, but that the
+officer who was specially charged with its delivery had the
+misfortune to lose it. Rather than permit this officer to be
+punished for his negligence, as he undoubtedly would have
+been, Phipps refused to allow his sister to mention the matter
+to Her Majesty, and suffered in silence the loss of an appointment
+which was not only a very agreeable one, but would
+have meant a great increase of pay. How many men would
+have acted as nobly as he did? Very few, I am afraid.</p>
+
+<p>One night, while riding home after mess, along a very
+dark road, Phipps’s horse fell with him. He was not hurt,
+but his eyeglass was broken in two, and as he could not
+get another one in India, he wore half an eyeglass for about
+three months, until a fresh supply was sent from England.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_197"></a>[197]</span></p>
+
+<p>At the villa where I lived in the summer months we kept
+several animals, including a wild cat, which was very savage
+and nearly as big as a wolf, a bear, which we tried to tame,
+a hyena and a monkey. These animals belonged to Wilson,
+who one day let the bear loose, and we had considerable
+trouble in recapturing it.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_198"></a>[198]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XIX">CHAPTER XIX</h2>
+
+<p class="center">A Subalterns’ Court-Martial—A Terrible Experience—High Mess-bills</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>Amongst our amusements at Murree were balls,
+which were given periodically at the Club by the
+officers of the battalion. Although the majority of the
+fair guests were married women, there was always a sprinkling
+of unmarried ones amongst them, most of whom had come
+out to India in the hope of finding husbands. The band
+of the regiment furnished the music, and there was always
+a very good supper, with an abundance of champagne and
+other wines, so that they were very enjoyable affairs indeed.
+After one of these balls a most unpleasant incident occurred.</p>
+
+<p>It happened that I had danced with a Miss W——, a
+very pretty and attractive girl, whom, later in the evening,
+I saw dancing with a young officer whom I will call Eugene,
+and who, I noticed, appeared very much <i>épris</i> with the damsel.
+Next day, to my profound astonishment, I was placed
+under arrest, and told that I must appear before the Colonel.
+When I did so, he informed me that Eugene had told him
+that this Miss W—— had complained to him that I had
+insulted her. I indignantly protested my innocence, but
+the Colonel told me that, though he did not doubt my word,
+I must, nevertheless, write a letter to the young lady, asking
+her pardon, if I had unintentionally given offence. I wrote
+the letter and sent it to Miss W——, but received no
+reply.</p>
+
+<p>At a garden-party given by the battalion a few days later,
+I saw the lady whom I was supposed to have insulted. I
+hesitated whether to speak to her or not, but finally decided<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_199"></a>[199]</span>
+that it was best to do so and inquire why she had not
+answered my letter.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t know why you wrote to me,” said she, “and,
+to tell you the truth, I don’t in the least understand what
+you meant in your letter.”</p>
+
+<p>I then explained everything to her, when she exclaimed:—</p>
+
+<p>“I am extremely angry with Eugene. He must have
+invented what he told your Colonel, and so soon as I go
+home, I shall write to Colonel Montgomery, and tell him that
+the whole matter is a mere fabrication of Eugene. I am
+sorry that you should have suffered through the abominable
+untruths of a silly boy.”</p>
+
+<p>Miss W—— was as good as her word, and the Colonel
+read her letter to Eugene and myself, in the presence of all
+the other officers. He said that Eugene had acted in a
+most ungentlemanly manner, and deserved to be severely
+punished for spreading about false reports calculated to
+injure a brother-officer. He concluded by hinting that the
+subalterns would best know how to deal with him.</p>
+
+<p>The hint, needless to say, was not lost upon these young
+gentlemen, and after mess Eugene was informed that he
+must appear before a court-martial that evening, in the
+villa where I lived. The president of the court-martial was
+a sub-lieutenant named Basil Montgomery, who was no
+relation of the Colonel, but the son of a Scottish baronet.
+Wilson acted as prosecutor, while Lovett defended the
+prisoner.</p>
+
+<p>Eugene was brought in between two subalterns, and the
+charges against him were read to the Court. The principal
+charge was: “Conduct not befitting an officer and a gentleman,
+in having accused a brother-officer wrongfully, thus
+subjecting him to arrest and further possible inconvenience”;
+but there were several others. The Court found the prisoner
+“Guilty,” with no extenuating circumstances, and sentenced
+him to receive ten strokes with a cane on his bare back
+from each sub-lieutenant, to be sent to Coventry for one
+month, and not to be allowed to attend any balls or garden-parties
+during that period. Eugene took his punishment<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_200"></a>[200]</span>
+very well. The corporal part of it was probably less hard
+to endure than the deprivation of all social amusements
+and the ostracism to which he was subjected. It had,
+however, a very beneficial effect upon him, and he showed
+afterwards a very noticeable improvement in every respect.
+Eugene, I may mention, was a very good horseman, and
+rode in steeplechases, both in England and in India.</p>
+
+<p>Montgomery, who was the president of the court-martial
+upon Eugene, had come out to India by the same troopship
+as myself, but he did not join the battalion until much
+later, as he was taken ill at Bombay, where he had to remain
+for some weeks. He suffered a good deal, as I had done,
+from the change of climate when he first came to Murree.
+He was a very fine young fellow, about 6 feet 2 inches in
+height, and a most perfect gentleman, though perhaps he
+put on a little too much “side” at times. A good many
+years later, he succeeded to the baronetcy, his brother, who
+was in the Guards, having met with an accident which
+proved fatal.</p>
+
+<p>After a ball at the Murree Club one night, just as I was
+preparing to ride back to my quarters, a tremendous thunderstorm
+came on. I waited for some little time, but, as there
+seemed no immediate prospect of the storm abating, I
+decided to face it, but told my syce, who was waiting for
+me with my pony, that I would take a short cut home,
+instead of going by the usual road. The syce walked in
+front of me, carrying a lantern to light up the way, as it
+was a very dangerous path, with a most fearsome abyss on
+one side, and in places so narrow that there was only just
+room for a pony to walk along it. Suddenly, the lantern
+which the syce carried went out, and, as neither of us had
+any matches with which to relight it, we were plunged into
+total darkness, only relieved from time to time by flashes
+of lightning. The pony all of a sudden stood stock still
+and refused to go on, and, on dismounting, I saw through
+a flash of lightning a tree lying right across the path. I
+therefore thought it safer to proceed on foot, leading the
+pony, while my syce went in front; and we continued thus<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_201"></a>[201]</span>
+for nearly a mile, not knowing whether the next step would
+not plunge us into Eternity. But providentially at intervals
+came flashes of lightning, which made it easier for us to
+advance. At last we reached the end of the path, and made
+our way to the villa, drenched to the skin, but heartily
+thankful to find ourselves in safety. We had, indeed, had
+a terrible experience, and when I told Lovett that I had
+come home by the short cut, he would hardly believe it
+possible, as the night was so dark and the path so narrow.</p>
+
+<p>During the rainy season Murree was anything but a pleasant
+spot, for it rained without intermission for days and nights
+together, until the place resembled a wide river. All parades
+were suspended during the rains, but the officers had to
+go out to perform their duties and to mess and back;
+and, though we were protected by india-rubber coats and
+goloshes, it was very disagreeable. The men’s quarters
+were, as I have mentioned, situated at the top of a very
+steep hill, and although, since Colonel H. P. Montgomery
+had been in command of our battalion, he had a zigzag
+road constructed, so that the ascent might be made gradually,
+it was always rather an undertaking for the orderly officer
+to ascend the hill after mess to turn out the guard, and in
+wet weather it was simply detestable. The descent, too,
+was very dangerous, as the road was terribly slippery, and
+several accidents happened to both men and officers.</p>
+
+<p>The officers’ mess was at the foot of this hill, and on a
+clear day the view from it was one of the grandest one can
+possibly imagine, for the air is so rarefied that it enables
+one to see further than one could otherwise. The towering
+peaks of the Himalayas, plainly visible, despite the immense
+distance, the dazzling whiteness of the snow, and the deep
+blue of the heavens, made a wonderful picture. But grand
+as the view is, I almost prefer that from the Kurhaus, at
+Ischl, though it is on a much smaller scale. It is almost
+like comparing the beauty of an orchid to a rose, which,
+though less sublime in its appearance, captivates the senses
+far more. There is something foreign in this Oriental
+scenery, which appeals less to an Englishman than the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_202"></a>[202]</span>
+exquisite beauty of Switzerland or the Salzkammergut, in
+Austria.</p>
+
+<p>The General at that time commanding the troops in the
+Punjab was an extremely popular general and a friend of
+Royalty, but he had made a <i>mésalliance</i>, having married the
+divorced wife of a doctor. It was for this reason that he had
+been given a command in India, instead of in England. Lieut.-Colonel
+Montgomery-Moore, who commanded the 4th Hussars
+at Rawal Pindi, and who spent the summer months with
+his wife at Murree, did not call on the General’s wife, nor
+did most of the officers of that regiment, and, as I had been
+introduced by my cousin to the Montgomery-Moores, I felt
+that I could not well visit the General’s wife. Several of
+the officers of my battalion also did not call, though others
+were frequent visitors at her house.</p>
+
+<p>When the General inspected us, our Colonel ordered the
+band to play <i>Die Wacht am Rhein</i>, which they played the
+whole time out of deference to the Colonel, who was a great
+admirer of all things German. Not that he cared for the
+air, for as he himself once said, he could only distinguish
+two tunes. One was “God save the Queen,” and the other
+was any other air, as he had no ear for music at all.</p>
+
+<p>At this inspection all the officers were called upon singly
+to show their ability in taking command, some of the entire
+battalion, others of a company. They nearly all acquitted
+themselves well, and the General, who was himself an old
+Rifleman, complimented the Colonel on the efficiency and
+smartness of his battalion, and praised all the officers, N.C.O.’s
+and men.</p>
+
+<p>Our Colonel, as I have said, was a most excellent commanding
+officer. At times he would take command of half
+of the battalion, while the senior major commanded the
+other, and imitate the tactics employed in war, in order to
+teach the officers and men how they should conduct themselves
+in actual warfare. On several of these occasions, I
+acted as his A.D.C., and, mounted on my pony, carried
+his orders to the junior major and captains, which I much
+enjoyed.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_203"></a>[203]</span></p>
+
+<p>The mess-bills of the officers of the battalion were so high
+during the year that the War Office complained that they
+were higher than any cavalry regiment, averaging £20 to
+£30 a month. The Colonel therefore requested the officers
+to see that they were reduced in future, as it was not pleasant
+for him to be accused of encouraging extravagance. The
+officers afterwards paid for what they required, and asked
+that no champagne should be put down on their mess-bills.
+A great deal of champagne was usually drunk at dinner,
+particularly by the subalterns, and it cost from fifteen shillings
+to a sovereign a bottle. Spirits were very little drunk, and,
+taken on the whole, the officers were very temperate, rarely
+taking more than was good for them. Among the men there
+was very little drunkenness compared with other regiments,
+and not a single case of desertion; in fact, there were scarcely
+any prisoners at all.</p>
+
+<p>Lovett and I, who were both anxious to see something
+of Kashmir, obtained three days’ leave and set off on horseback.
+The country through which we rode was very pretty,
+the fields being beautifully green and besprinkled with scarlet
+poppies, while the hedges were covered with white roses.
+We passed the first night at a dâk bungalow, and starting
+at four o’clock the following morning, in order to avoid
+the heat of the sun, rode until midday, and then rested at
+another dâk bungalow until evening. Resuming our journey,
+we presently entered a lovely valley, with a river flowing
+through it. This river, the Jhelum, separated British India
+from Kashmir, and the view from the dâk bungalow at
+Kohala, on the Indian side, to which we made our way,
+after refreshing ourselves by a swim in the cool water, was
+very beautiful. The heat in the bungalow was intense,
+though they employed <i>punkahs</i> to relieve the discomfort we
+suffered, and towards midnight a terrific storm burst, the
+crashes of thunder being the loudest I had ever heard, while
+the lightning was so vivid that it lit up the whole of the
+surrounding country.</p>
+
+<p>We spent the next day in bathing and fishing in
+the river Jhelum, and, after dining at the bungalow at<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_204"></a>[204]</span>
+Kohala, walked across the bridge which spanned the river.
+On the Kashmir side we found two sentries posted, who
+had been placed there by the Maharajah of Kashmir to
+prevent anyone unprovided with a pass entering his dominions.
+These sentries raised all sorts of difficulties to
+our entering Kashmir, but we crossed over all the same,
+and took a long walk in the country, which was very
+hilly and rugged, with very narrow paths. When night
+came on, we returned to the bungalow, but, having observed
+that the two sentries had their beds placed on
+the bridge, we determined to get even with them for the
+trouble they had given us. Accordingly, we returned to the
+bridge, carrying two big buckets full of water, and, finding
+both the sentries wrapped in peaceful slumber, dashed the
+water over them, and then, having thrown the buckets into
+the river, ran for our lives. The luckless sentries, startled
+out of their sleep, snatched up their rifles and pursued us.
+But they failed to overtake us, and we reached the bungalow
+in safety. We were somewhat uneasy lest inquiries should
+be made about us at the bungalow, but nothing happened
+during the rest of the night, and in the early morning we
+set off on our journey back to Murree.</p>
+
+<p>On our return to Murree, we decided to say nothing of our
+escapade in Kashmir, as if the Colonel got to know of it he
+would have us placed under arrest. Phipps, whom I told
+about it sometime afterwards, remarked that it might possibly
+end in officers’ leave to Kashmir being stopped, but, fortunately,
+as no one knew who had played the trick upon the
+sentries, his fears were not realized.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_205"></a>[205]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XX">CHAPTER XX</h2>
+
+<p class="center">Sialkote—Amateur Theatricals—An Ingenious Thief—Death
+of Albert Phipps—Agra—Voyage to England</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>In the autumn of 1874 the other sub-lieutenants and
+myself had to go through a course of instruction at
+Sialkote, in order to qualify as lieutenants. At Rawal Pindi
+I called on Mrs. Kinloch, my acquaintance with whom
+had been renewed at Murree, where she had been staying.
+Not long afterwards, I was shocked to hear that she had
+gone out of her mind. She died without recovering her
+reason.</p>
+
+<p>Sialkote is by no means a pretty place, being very flat,
+with few trees to temper the rays of the sun. Its ugliness
+was, however, relieved to some extent by a view of the
+distant mountains. Although it was autumn, the heat was
+intense, and in the daytime almost intolerable.</p>
+
+<p>Lovett, Montgomery and myself occupied a house, which,
+though it had one storey, was very large. We were attached
+during our stay to the Royal Horse Artillery (“A” Battery,
+“A” Brigade) and messed with them. Our instruction
+took place in the mornings under Lieutenant Hart, of the
+R.E., who put us through a course of surveying, fortification
+and tactics. Most of the instruction took place out
+of doors. Of an afternoon we generally prepared our work
+for the following day, and in the evening we dined at the
+R.H.A. mess, which was about ten minutes’ walk from our
+house. The officers of “A” Battery were very nice fellows,
+particularly Captain Hobart, who commanded it, Lieutenant
+Armytage, and Veterinary-Surgeon Batchelor, and did all
+they could to make things pleasant for us. The evenings<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_206"></a>[206]</span>
+at mess, however, were rather dull, as so few members dined
+there, though at times they were enlivened by the presence
+of guests, generally officers from the 5th Lancers, who, with
+two infantry battalions and a regiment of Bengal cavalry,
+were also stationed at Sialkote.</p>
+
+<p>The 5th Lancers were a very lively lot, and their mess
+was very amusing. On one occasion, after mess, they dragged
+a lieutenant over the billiard table, with the result that the
+cloth was cut all to pieces by his spurs, and, not content
+with this, smashed all the crockery and glass in the mess-room.
+One morning, on parade, another lieutenant, who
+rode very badly, fell off his horse, whereupon his brother
+subalterns “ragged” his room and broke everything they
+could lay their hands on. The unfortunate owner, who
+had not the sweetest of tempers, took their behaviour in
+very ill part, and shortly afterwards exchanged into a Highland
+regiment stationed at Gibraltar.</p>
+
+<p>Some of the 5th Lancers were, however, very nice fellows,
+particularly two sub-lieutenants named Russell and Beaumont,
+who were very friendly with Montgomery and myself,
+and we often dined all together.</p>
+
+<p>One evening the sub-lieutenants of my battalion invited
+Beaumont and Russell to dine at the R.H.A. mess, and afterwards
+we all proceeded to our house, where we had prepared
+a <i>nautch</i> for them, having sent to the bazaar for a number
+of dancing women. These women danced most fantastic
+dances, and wound up the entertainment by dancing with
+some of the subalterns, who were wearing their white Indian
+mess uniforms. The officers of my battalion, I may mention,
+had adopted a pink silk sash round the waist, which we wore
+instead of a waistcoat, owing to the intense heat.</p>
+
+<p>The colonel of the 5th Lancers, Lieut.-Colonel Massey,
+was popular with all ranks, and one of the captains, Benyon
+by name, was a most charming man. C——, another captain,
+a very ugly, red-haired man, was most clever and amusing,
+but much disliked both by his brother-officers and the men of
+the regiment. He often dined at the R.H.A. mess, where
+he entertained everyone with his stories after dinner. One<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_207"></a>[207]</span>
+story which he told was of a young fellow who was staying
+at a nobleman’s country house, where a lady, with whom
+he was in love, gave him an assignation, and agreed to put
+a flower in the keyhole of her door when she retired for the
+night. Someone, with a predilection for practical jokes,
+catching sight of the flower, removed it and placed it in the
+keyhole of another door, with the result that the luckless
+young fellow invaded the privacy of a judge and his wife.
+There was a terrible scandal the next day, and the victim
+of this misadventure had to leave the house at once.</p>
+
+<p>C—— was very fond of botany, and I remember that once,
+when I happened to meet him, he showed me a mimosa, which
+was so sensitive to the touch that the moment one handled
+it it drew in its leaves. He came to a tragic end in South
+Africa, where he was shot by one of the men of his troop,
+not, it was generally believed, accidentally.</p>
+
+<p>Armytage, the lieutenant in the R.H.A. whom I have
+already mentioned, was the son of a baronet and a very
+pleasant fellow. He had a pet dog which he used always
+to bring into the mess-room, and which would perform
+tricks. He related how once, when he had been ordered on
+foreign service, the captain of the troopship, hearing that he
+had a dog, objected to his bringing it on board, as he had
+made a rule against it. When, however, Armytage showed
+him the little dog and made it perform its tricks, the captain
+was so amused by them that he said he would make an
+exception in this case. Armytage was a good actor, and
+used to organize amateur theatricals. One evening, he got
+up a play, in which he took the leading part, and acted
+very well in the comic style. The other parts were taken by
+men of “A” Battery, and the performance, to which a
+good many people came, was a distinct success. Afterwards,
+a dance was given in the mess-room, but, as there were
+about twenty officers to each lady, it was more pleasant for
+the ladies than for us. The sub-lieutenants, indeed, went
+away as soon as they could, not being at all attracted by
+our fair guests, who were mostly past their first youth,
+while the few girls present were very plain.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_208"></a>[208]</span></p>
+
+<p>There was an excellent polo-ground at Sialkote, and many
+of the officers played of an afternoon. There was also a
+croquet and lawn-tennis ground, and these games were
+played a good deal by ladies in very old-fashioned dresses,
+as ladies in India, as a rule, dress very badly and quite out
+of date.</p>
+
+<p>The officers rode home from mess of an evening; and I
+used sometimes to make my pony “Chang” mount the steps
+of our house, and enter my room, after which he would
+go off alone to the stables. Once at Murree, for a bet, I rode
+“Chang” up a long flight of steps to a church and down again,
+and he never put a foot wrong. Batchelor, the “vet” of
+the R.H.A., had a horse which sometimes, on his reaching
+the mess-room, he would tell to go home, when the horse
+would find its way back to the stables, which were some
+distance away.</p>
+
+<p>Two new sub-lieutenants came to Sialkote to go through
+the course. One, named Marsham, an Old Etonian and a
+very nice fellow, was in my regiment; the other, whose
+name was Wood, belonged to the 4th Hussars. He was
+nicknamed “Lakri” (“wood”), as he was of rather swarthy
+complexion. Wood had a very nice chestnut pony, which
+he often lent me, and one day Lovett remarked that I never
+looked so well as on this pony, which seemed to be made for
+me. He had another pony, a smaller one, and this he sold
+to me. But it had a very nasty temper, and would sometimes
+turn its head and try and bite my feet; while it was
+continually rearing and kicking, and, in short, was a regular
+devil. One evening, when I went to dine at the mess of a
+Line regiment, I tied it up to a tree, but it managed to get
+rid of its bridle and bolted. It was only with difficulty
+caught, when I rode it home again.</p>
+
+<p>“Eugene,” who had behaved so badly to me over the affair
+of Miss W——, was not at Sialkote, having been sent to
+another station for his course. While at Murree, he had
+fallen desperately in love with a Miss B——, and had proposed
+to, and been accepted by, her. But, as he was so
+very young, and the lady was not considered a desirable<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_209"></a>[209]</span>
+match, the Colonel took the matter up, and the affair was
+broken off. At the station he went to he fell in love with
+another lady, but this did not come to anything either; and
+he nearly broke, not his heart, but his neck, there in riding
+a steeplechase. However, eventually he recovered from his
+“smash” and rejoined the battalion.</p>
+
+<p>I became very unwell at Sialkote, from what the doctor
+said was a liver complaint. However, it did not much
+interfere with my studies, though I was confined to the
+house for some time. During this period a curious incident
+occurred.</p>
+
+<p>One morning, I noticed that a candle, which I had placed
+by my bedside and blown out just before I fell asleep, was
+much shorter than when I had extinguished it. The following
+night I carefully noted the length of the candle before
+I blew it out, and next morning it was again much shorter.
+I could find no explanation of this, as I had locked my
+bedroom door before going to bed, until I remembered that
+there was a small opening at the bottom of the door, just
+large enough to permit a person to wriggle through. But
+this did not account for the thief having been able to pass
+through my sitting-room, which led to the bedroom, and
+the door of which I had also locked. I talked the matter
+over with Lovett, who offered to lend me his dog, which
+he said was a very good watch-dog and could sleep on my
+bed. I accepted his offer, but the animal had so many
+fleas that I was kept awake all night, and decided to dispense
+with its company in future. The following night I determined
+to watch myself, and presently heard someone crawling
+through the opening of the door. I at once struck
+a light, upon which the intruder promptly crawled back
+again. Then everything appeared clear to me. The thief
+was none other than my bearer, who had a key to my sitting-room,
+which he opened, and then, crawling through the
+opening in the bedroom-door, made for my candle, which
+he abstracted and replaced by a much smaller piece. The
+natives are great pilferers, who will not stop at robbing one
+even of a piece of candle.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_210"></a>[210]</span></p>
+
+<p>One day, as I was sitting in my room, reading a book by
+Jean Paul, it seemed to me that suddenly the room began
+to swing to and fro. It proved to be an earthquake, which,
+however, did no damage to the town, though it gave everyone
+a bad fright.</p>
+
+<p>Soon after I was able to get about again there was an
+interval of three weeks in our course at Sialkote, and all
+the sub-lieutenants went away on leave. Montgomery
+went to Murree, while Lovett and Marsham started off on
+a shooting-expedition. The battalion, which was taking
+part in the autumn manœuvres, was under canvas near
+Rawal Pindi, and I accepted an invitation to stay with
+Surgeon-Major Macnamara and his wife in their tent. The
+first evening I dined with them I noticed that I was served
+with precisely the dishes I liked, whilst those I did not care
+for were not handed to me at all. I inquired of Mrs. Macnamara
+the reason of this, when she replied:—</p>
+
+<p>“I asked your <i>khitmagar</i> when you arrived what you
+liked for dinner, and what you did not like. Therefore,
+you see, I know now exactly what your taste is.”</p>
+
+<p>Indeed, nothing could exceed the Macnamaras’ kindness
+to me during the whole time I was with them.</p>
+
+<p>A couple of days later, Phipps invited me to go for a drive
+with him, during which he told me that he was returning
+to England on leave, when he would get his promotion, and
+he doubted whether he would ever come out to India again.
+That evening, after dining at mess, I was taken ill, when
+Surgeon-Major Macnamara, who attended me, said that I
+was suffering from jaundice, and should have to stay in bed
+some time. During my illness I received visits from one
+of the senior lieutenants named Hope, a grandson of Lord
+Hopetoun, who brought me several books to read, amongst
+them being “Cranford,” by Mrs. Gaskell, which he particularly
+recommended to me, and with which I was delighted.
+Lloyd, another senior lieutenant, with the local rank of
+captain, often came to see me. He was a very dark, wiry
+fellow, of about thirty, and was a great sportsman. He
+was going into the Indian Staff Corps, as he spoke several<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_211"></a>[211]</span>
+native languages fluently. Lloyd was a particular friend
+of mine, and corresponded with me regularly for years
+afterwards.</p>
+
+<p>One morning, I had a visit from Macnamara, who told me
+that Phipps had been taken seriously ill with congestion of
+the lungs, the result apparently of a chill which he had
+caught on the day I went for a drive with him. A few days
+later, I learned from Lloyd that Phipps had died during
+the night. When I next saw Macnamara, he remarked:—</p>
+
+<p>“Phipps was so stout; I knew I could not save him. He
+died from suffocation, as he had such a short neck.”</p>
+
+<p>When I was well enough to dine at mess again, I heard
+from the Colonel that, shortly before Phipps was taken ill,
+he had been told by the chief that his tunic was looking
+rather shabby, to which he had replied:—</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, sir, it’s good enough to bury me in!”</p>
+
+<p>He had laughed as he said this, which was a habit of his
+when he made any remark which was at all strange.</p>
+
+<p>A cable was sent to Queen Victoria, as well as to Phipps’s
+sister, announcing his death. Her Majesty cabled at once
+to the Colonel, asking for all particulars about the sad
+event, at which she appears to have been genuinely
+grieved.</p>
+
+<p>I was much cut up by Phipps’s death, and I felt it all the
+more keenly, as I had been with him so recently. I remember
+how on that occasion he had kept talking of his approaching
+return to England, and had observed:—</p>
+
+<p>“I should have liked it very much in years gone by, but
+now I do not look forward to it with half the pleasure I did
+then; it may be because I have all my friends out here.
+I am so used to living out here with all the fellows, and
+they are all so nice, that I don’t think I should go home
+now if I had not to do so.”</p>
+
+<p>Poor Phipps was buried in his old tunic, as he had foretold
+in a jesting way to the Colonel. He was barely thirty years
+of age.</p>
+
+<p>After I had quite recovered from jaundice, I returned to
+Sialkote, which I did with regret, as I would have much<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_212"></a>[212]</span>
+preferred remaining with my regiment. At Sialkote things
+went on very much as before, the only incident worth
+recording being an accident to my pony “Chang.”</p>
+
+<p>This pony, which I had bought soon after coming to
+Murree from Sydenham Clarke, the adjutant of our battalion,
+had the reputation of being the best polo-pony in India,
+and one day Lovett begged me to lend him to him for a
+match in which he was to play. I replied that “Chang”
+was not up to his weight, and that he would probably lame
+him; but, eventually, on his promising most solemnly
+to ride him carefully, I consented, though with many misgivings.
+Some hours later Lovett came into my room,
+looking very crestfallen. I knew at once what had happened,
+and exclaimed:—</p>
+
+<p>“You have lamed “Chang!”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” he answered; “I am frightfully sorry; I could
+not help it.”</p>
+
+<p>I ran out of the room to see the pony, who was so lame
+that there was no chance of his being of much service afterwards.
+However, it was no use blaming Lovett, since it
+was my own fault for being so weak as to allow a valuable
+animal to be ridden by a man too heavy for him.</p>
+
+<p>After this mishap, I was obliged to ride my little devil of
+a pony when I required a mount at Sialkote, though at
+times Lovett lent me his horse, while at others Wood lent
+me his good-looking chestnut pony. I made Wood an
+offer for this pony, but he declined to part with it at any
+price.</p>
+
+<p>I continued to suffer from liver complaint, and was
+attended by Surgeon-Major Clarke, of the R.H.A., who
+advised me to try and get sent to England. I subsequently
+saw the senior medical officer at Sialkote, who said that I
+ought to obtain leave either to the hills or to England.
+I appeared before a medical board, who certified in writing
+that my illness was caused in and by the Service.</p>
+
+<p>The Chief Resident at Sialkote offered me the Maharajah
+of Kashmir’s shooting, which was usually reserved for royal
+personages, and which the Prince of Wales had when in<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_213"></a>[213]</span>
+India; but Montgomery urged me strongly to go to England,
+and I followed his advice. I had afterwards, as the ensuing
+pages will show, good cause to regret my decision.</p>
+
+<p>Before leaving Sialkote, I made arrangements to sell the
+things I did not want; but, on showing the list I had made
+out to Batchelor, of the R.H.A., he told me that I ought
+to have described them far more elaborately, so as to enhance
+their apparent value. I asked if he would describe them
+for me, which he did, and, greatly to my amusement, made
+everything appear infinitely better than it really was.
+However, he said that they would make much better prices
+that way, which I found to be the case when the sale took
+place. My pony “Chang” I sold to Montgomery, as he
+had partially recovered from his lameness.</p>
+
+<p>On leaving Sialkote, I went by rail to Delhi, where I
+visited the Palace, which I thought very beautiful. At
+Delhi I called on the officers of a Line regiment stationed
+there, and was invited to make use of their mess during
+my stay in the city, where great preparations were being
+made for an approaching Durbar. I left a few days later
+for Cawnpore, and visited the places by the river where
+the British were massacred during the Mutiny. On my way
+from Cawnpore to Agra, I made the acquaintance of a
+French cavalry officer, the Vicomte Arthur d’Assailly, of
+the Chasseurs à Cheval, a very smart-looking fellow, more
+like an Englishman than a Frenchman, who spoke English
+perfectly. The Vicomte told me that at Cawnpore he had
+paid several hundred rupees for a <i>nautch</i> in his room, which
+he had strewn with rose-leaves. On reaching Agra, we
+drove to our hotel through the Bazaar, and in the evening
+went to visit the Taj, with which we were quite enchanted.
+It was the most magnificent building I had ever seen.
+The marble of which it was constructed was of the purest
+white, and seen by moonlight, which enhanced the whiteness
+of the marble, it was indescribably beautiful; while the
+deep blue of the starlit heavens formed a delightful contrast.
+It was, in fact, just like a palace of “The Arabian Nights”;
+and while strolling about the charming gardens we could<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_214"></a>[214]</span>
+almost imagine ourselves living in the days of the Khalif
+Haroun Alraschid.</p>
+
+<p>In the train going to Bombay I met an officer of the
+Rifle Brigade, named Captain Crompton, a man of about
+thirty-five, with grey hair, who was going home on sick
+leave. But as, he told me, he was rather doubtful about
+being able to pass the medical board at Bombay, he intended
+to appear before them just as he was, without going to his
+hôtel to change and wash, considering that he would look
+more like an invalid in that travel-stained condition.</p>
+
+<p>He was as good as his word, and obtained six months’
+sick leave without any trouble. As for myself, I went to
+Watson’s Hotel, where I was glad to have a bath and change
+my clothes, as the journey had been a most unpleasant
+one, and I was begrimed with dirt. On appearing before
+the board, the senior medical officer asked me various questions,
+to which I must have answered too laconically to
+please him, for presently he inquired sarcastically:—</p>
+
+<p>“And what may your rank be; I suppose general or
+colonel at the least?”</p>
+
+<p>“No,” I replied; “I am only a sub-lieutenant.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, indeed! I thought from your manner that you
+were at least in command of a regiment.”</p>
+
+<p>However, after a brief examination, I was informed that
+I could go, and that I had been granted six months’ leave
+to England, as my illness was caused in and by the Service.</p>
+
+<p>At Watson’s Hotel I met d’Assailly again, who told me
+a good deal about himself. It appeared that he was a rich
+man, having an income of some £6,000 a year, and was
+amusing himself by travelling round the world. He had
+already visited Japan, Ceylon and Java, the last of which
+he considered by far the most beautiful of the three countries,
+and, as regards vegetation, truly marvellous. He
+admitted that Ceylon was lovely, but, in his opinion, it
+could not compare with Java, the natives of which he also
+preferred to the Cingalese.</p>
+
+<p>I was very glad to leave Bombay in 1875, though, as I
+disliked the sea very much, I was not looking forward to<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_215"></a>[215]</span>
+the voyage to England with any pleasurable anticipations.
+Among the passengers on board the troopship were Captain
+Crompton, a Lieutenant Howard, who belonged to the
+Rifle Brigade, and Viscount Campden, of the 10th Hussars,
+whose younger brother, the Hon. H. Noel, was in the same
+battalion of the Rifle Brigade as Crompton and Howard.
+Lord Campden, who was an amiable young man, with a
+slight figure and reddish hair, occupied himself during the
+voyage by reading Darwin’s “Natural Selection,” which
+was seldom out of his hand, and did not talk much with
+anyone, with the exception of Crompton.</p>
+
+<p>There was a battalion of infantry on board, under the
+command of a Lieutenant-Colonel Rose, who had his wife
+and daughter with him. The latter, who was a charming
+little girl of thirteen, with golden hair and blue eyes, took
+such a violent fancy to Howard that the other officers used
+to chaff him and inquire whether he intended to wait until
+she grew up to marry her. Howard was a tall, good-looking
+fellow, with a fair moustache, and he seemed rather pleased
+than otherwise by the little lady’s infatuation.</p>
+
+<p>The captain of the ship complained of Crompton dining
+in evening clothes, and requested him to appear in uniform
+in future. Crompton answered that he had no uniform
+on board, as he had come out to India to work as a civil
+engineer. But the captain would take no excuse, and insisted
+on his wearing uniform at dinner and also on deck.
+Crompton thereupon asked me if I could lend him part of my
+uniform, as it only differed in the facings, the facings of one
+regiment’s mess-jacket being black velvet, and those of the
+other scarlet, braided with black lace, like the Hussars.
+The uniform of both regiments was the same, supposed to
+be a dark green, but really black. I therefore lent him
+part of my uniform, as I had more than I required on board;
+but when he appeared in it at mess and on deck, the captain
+at first believed that it was his own, and that he had purposely
+avoided wearing it, and he had to explain that he
+had been obliged to borrow from me.</p>
+
+<p>During the voyage I was a good deal with Crompton, and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_216"></a>[216]</span>
+had many interesting talks with him on all kinds of topics.
+He told me that his mother, who was dead, had published a
+translation of the poems of Heinrich Heine, which was
+considered to be the best that had appeared up to that time.
+She had held that this life was but a preparation for the one
+to come, and that whatever we cultivated in this existence,
+we should excel in in the next, and said that he was firmly
+convinced of the truth of this. He was a very clever man
+and had invented an automobile for the conveyance of
+troops, which he had sold to the Russian Government for
+£4,000, as the War Office would not pay him the price he
+asked. His knowledge, too, was astonishingly varied. Thus,
+when we touched at Malta, some of the ladies on board
+showed him the lace they had bought and told him the price
+they had paid for it, upon which he said that they had been
+imposed upon. For it appeared that he knew more about
+lace and how to make it than any lady on the ship, and I
+saw him showing them stitches which were quite new to
+them.</p>
+
+<p>There were, of course, a number of invalids on board,
+some of whom were very ill indeed. I occupied a cabin with
+a lieutenant of the 11th Hussars named Reid, who was in
+rapid consumption. He was a good-looking young fellow,
+with, dark-brown curly hair, and very much liked by everyone.
+He survived the voyage, as did a sergeant-major of
+the R.H.A., whom no one had expected to live until we
+reached England; but several other persons died, and were
+buried at sea.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_217"></a>[217]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXI">CHAPTER XXI</h2>
+
+<p class="center">Baroness James Édouard de Rothschild—At Carlsbad—Transferred
+to the 3rd Battalion</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>At Portsmouth, I was met by my father and Ernest
+Berkeley, a son of Lord Berkeley, who some time
+afterwards obtained a commission in my regiment, and
+with them I travelled to Paris and stayed for a few days
+with my parents in the Champs-Elysées. I then started
+for Carlsbad, where I had been recommended to take the
+waters for my complaint. On leaving Paris, I found myself
+in the same carriage with an elderly English lady, a Mrs.
+Michell, and her daughter, whose acquaintance I made.
+They were on their way to Marienbad, as the mother was
+abnormally stout and anxious to reduce her weight, life,
+she told me, being a torment to her. At Nüremberg, a rather
+nice-looking woman entered our carriage, with a very smart
+footman in attendance, who carried an immense bouquet
+of flowers, which he deposited beside his mistress. This
+lady, it transpired, was the Baroness James Édouard de
+Rothschild, who had been spending the night at Nüremberg,
+and was also <i>en route</i> for Marienbad. The Baroness entered
+into conversation with us, and was very pleasant. She
+spoke English almost perfectly, having spent nearly half
+her life in England, though she was now living with her
+family in Paris. She had, she told us, been ordered to take
+the waters at Marienbad, as she was inclined to be very
+stout, and had sent on fourteen servants from Paris to get
+everything ready for her.</p>
+
+<p>I got out at Carlsbad and drove to the Hôtel Goldenes<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_218"></a>[218]</span>
+Schild, which was in those days the principal hôtel. Next
+morning I consulted Dr. Ritter von Hochberg, the doctor
+of the German Emperor, who was a very nice old man,
+and who told me to drink two full glasses of the Schloss
+Brunn waters and then walk for half an hour in the country
+every morning before breakfast. I followed his instructions
+and, after drinking the waters, walked out to the Posthof,
+where I breakfasted in the open air at a very good restaurant,
+being served by a pretty young Austrian girl, who was very
+tastefully dressed, with her hair arranged in quite the latest
+fashion. The walk back to my hôtel, along the banks of
+a river, which flowed through a delightfully picturesque
+valley, I enjoyed immensely.</p>
+
+<p>While dining one evening at the Hôtel König von Hannover,
+I made the acquaintance of a Mrs. Andrews, an
+elderly American lady, who was very rich and lived in an
+apartment in the English quarter of Carlsbad. She asked
+me to come and see her at her rooms, which were very comfortable,
+and where she gave me a cup of English tea.
+Mrs. Andrews was very fond of taking drives into the
+country, and often invited me to accompany her. One day
+she introduced me to Freiherr von Klenck, the son of Baron
+von Klenck, who had been a great favourite of the late
+King of Hanover and always with him. Klenck, who was
+in a Hanoverian cavalry regiment, was a man of about
+thirty, with a fair moustache. He detested Prussians, and
+once, when I asked him if he would care to meet an
+officer in a Prussian Line regiment whose acquaintance I
+had made, he replied:—</p>
+
+<p>“It is all very well for you to know him, as you are not a
+German. But I could not be seen with him. First of all,
+he is a Prussian, and then he is in a Line regiment, so that
+I could not go about with him, since I am in a cavalry
+regiment, as you know.”</p>
+
+<p>I usually met Mrs. Andrews and Klenck at the Hôtel
+König von Hannover, where we would engage a small table
+and dine together, going after to Sans-Souci or the Posthof
+to hear the military concert, which was very fine indeed.<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_219"></a>[219]</span>
+The band which played there was that of the 35th Regiment
+König von Hannover, an Austrian military band, which had
+won the first prize at Brussels in the competition for military
+bands of all nations. It was composed of fifty men, and
+played the most difficult music of Wagner in the most
+brilliant manner, besides playing lighter music in a way
+which quite delighted me. In fact, it put all the military
+bands, English, French and German, that I had ever heard
+completely in the shade. A principal feature was that
+there were two men who played the cymbals, and that the
+big drum was an insignificant item, the side-drum being far
+more used. Sometimes, the band would play at Pupp’s
+Café of an afternoon, while the people were taking their
+coffee at little tables. On these occasions, a fee of fifty
+kreuzers was charged for admission, and there was always
+great difficulty in securing seats.</p>
+
+<p>The Kurkapelle, or string band, which played on most
+days of the week, under the direction of the famous bandmaster,
+Auguste Labitzky, was one of the finest string bands
+in Europe. Every Friday afternoon Labitzky organized
+a classical concert at Posthof, for which an admission fee
+of fifty kreuzers was charged. One day was consecrated
+to Wagner, another to Mozart, a third to Beethoven, and
+on a fourth a programme of mixed classical music was
+performed.</p>
+
+<p>The places where afternoon coffee was taken were all in
+the country, people sitting at little tables under the trees.
+At Pupp’s Café the waitresses had their Christian names,
+Mizzi, Fanni, Resi, and so forth, pinned on to their dresses.
+These girls were for the most part very pretty and pleasant-mannered.
+One gentleman, after having finished his cure
+at Carlsbad, received about twenty bouquets of beautiful
+flowers, which were all placed on his breakfast-table at
+Pupp’s by the girls serving there. People said that it
+must have cost him at least a hundred florins in <i>douceurs</i>
+to the waitresses.</p>
+
+<p>When I asked my doctor how much I was in his debt, he
+told me that he left the matter entirely to me. So I put forty<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_220"></a>[220]</span>
+florins in an envelope, which the doctor declined even to
+open in my presence, saying that he felt sure that I had
+remunerated his services sufficiently.</p>
+
+<p>After a cure of three weeks, I left Carlsbad for Franzensbad,
+for the after-cure, which my doctor had advised my taking.
+Here I secured very comfortable rooms in a villa with a
+beautiful garden behind it, agreeing to pay a fixed price
+per week for board and lodging. Shortly afterwards, the
+proprietress informed me that, had she but known that
+I was an Englishman, she would have asked me very
+much more than she had. She appeared very much
+annoyed, and, I am afraid, never forgave me for not
+having acquainted her with my nationality at our first
+interview.</p>
+
+<p>I thought Franzensbad a very charming place, with its
+pretty villas with gardens attached to them; but the walks
+could not compare with those around Carlsbad. I was so
+tired after taking the waters at Carlsbad that I rested the
+whole time I was at Franzensbad, merely taking iron baths,
+which I found perfectly delightful. It was like bathing in
+champagne, as the water sparkled and gave one a tickling
+kind of sensation. The visitors at Franzensbad were chiefly
+ladies, but I made the acquaintance of a young Bavarian
+officer, Freiherr von Rüdt, who was very musical and played
+the violin beautifully, and used to meet him nearly every
+day at the concert in the Kurpark. The Kurkapelle used
+to play at one or other of the hôtels during supper, and
+I often went to these concerts. The bandmaster, Tomaschek,
+was a very good conductor and a great favourite with the
+ladies, who often sent him presents.</p>
+
+<p>During my stay at Franzensbad I paid a visit to Marienbad,
+where I renewed my acquaintance with Mrs. Michell and her
+daughter. I thought Marienbad even more beautiful than
+Carlsbad, surrounded as it was by woods and hills. The
+walks around it were really exquisite, and nothing could be
+more pleasant than to take a walk in the woods on a summer’s
+day and have coffee and listen to the band at one of the
+cafés.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_221"></a>[221]</span></p>
+
+<p>On my return to Franzensbad I took a few more baths,
+and then left for Paris, where I received a letter from the
+War Office, informing me that I had been transferred to the
+3rd Battalion of my regiment, which was stationed at
+Chatham.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_222"></a>[222]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXII">CHAPTER XXII</h2>
+
+<p class="center">My Brother-Officers—A <i>Mésalliance</i>—Christy Minstrels and Tobogganing</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>It was through the influence of the Adjutant-General,
+Lord Airey, that I had been transferred to the 3rd
+Battalion of the 60th Rifles, in June, 1875. On joining, I
+went into the officers’ ante-room, where a short, stout officer,
+wearing an eyeglass, addressed me, and inquired how I had
+managed to get transferred. I told him that it was through
+the A.-G., when he remarked:</p>
+
+<p>“How is it that I was not consulted?”</p>
+
+<p>“I really cannot tell you,” I answered.</p>
+
+<p>“H’m!” said he, transfixing me with his monocle.</p>
+
+<p>A few minutes afterwards, when he had left the room,
+another officer came up to me, and said:—</p>
+
+<p>“Do you know who that is?”</p>
+
+<p>“No.”</p>
+
+<p>“That is our chief, Lieutenant-Colonel W. Leigh-Pemberton.”</p>
+
+<p>“Is it really?” said I. “I should never have thought
+it, for he looks too young for a colonel.”</p>
+
+<p>“You have put your foot into it, evidently,” replied the
+officer, who appeared highly amused at what had happened.
+His name, he told me, was Corbet Stapleton-Cotton, and he
+was a lieutenant of some years’ service.</p>
+
+<p>I had a room in barracks close to Cotton’s, and, after my
+things had been unpacked, I dressed for mess. During
+mess I again exchanged a few words with the Colonel, who
+evidently looked upon me as an intruder, since he addressed
+me in a very distant manner. I was introduced to the acting<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_223"></a>[223]</span>
+adjutant, E. O. H. Wilkinson (the adjutant, Lieutenant
+Bagot, had been suspended from that post by the Colonel),
+whom I had known at Eton, but had never cared for much.
+Wilkinson, who was a tall, dark man, with a slight squint,
+a long body and very short legs, imparted to me the pleasing
+information that I should have to begin my drill all over
+again from the commencement, at seven o’clock the following
+morning, so that I was likely to be kept well employed
+for some little time to come. I also made the acquaintance
+of my captain, Cramer, who was a middle-aged man with
+grey hair. He had little to say for himself, and was not
+remarkable for his amiability, but was very musical, and
+played the piano wonderfully well, though entirely by ear.
+Amongst other officers with whom I spoke that evening
+were a sub-lieutenant named Robert Gunning and a
+lieutenant called Allfrey. Gunning, who, like Cramer, in
+whose company he was, had been at Eton with me, though
+I had only known him very slightly there, was a rather good-looking
+little fellow, and a great favourite of the Colonel,
+who called him “Cupid,” and often invited him to his
+quarters. Allfrey was a tall, burly man, with dark curly
+hair, who was very loud in both his dress and conversation,
+which was usually about horses. He was a great admirer
+of Thackeray’s works, and declared that “Vanity Fair”
+was the best novel in the English language, and that he had
+read it over and over again without growing tired of it.</p>
+
+<p>Allfrey was a particular friend of Cotton, and I soon discovered
+that these two officers were the <i>bêtes-noires</i> of the
+Colonel, who, it was said, could not even endure the sound
+of their voices, and would give anything in the world to
+get rid of them both. Our chief’s dislike, however, was by
+no means confined to Cotton and Allfrey. Two senior
+lieutenants, named Holled-Smith and Allen, and a captain
+called Robinson, had also the misfortune to be objects of
+his antipathy, a fact which he was never at any pains to
+disguise.</p>
+
+<p>Holled-Smith was a fine-looking man, clever and entertaining,
+but with a somewhat brusque manner. He had<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_224"></a>[224]</span>
+a very good baritone voice, which he cultivated by taking
+singing lessons, and he sang some songs very well. Allen
+and Robinson were both singular characters. The former,
+who was expecting his company, was a queer-looking fellow,
+with a partially-bald head and a peculiarly vacant expression.
+He was always highly perfumed, so that you knew when
+he happened to be near you, before you saw him. His dress
+was very eccentric, and his manner too. He was perpetually
+muttering to himself, and would gesticulate in the most
+weird fashion when no one was talking to him. Robinson,
+who was nicknamed “Rabelais,” as he was always reading
+that author’s works, was a kind of Hercules, and was the
+eldest son of a baronet and the grandson of an Irish earl.
+He was very eccentric, and would suddenly—for no apparent
+reason—throw himself into the most violent passions, and
+indulge in language at which even a private soldier would be
+horrified. Strangely enough, he appeared to have little or
+no idea of the effect of these outbursts upon those who had
+the misfortune to be present: probably, he hardly knew
+what he was saying. It was related that, upon one occasion,
+he used this terrible language before a lady, who incontinently
+took to flight. “Rabelais” inquired afterwards why
+the lady had left so abruptly, and, on being told, remarked
+that she must have been uncommonly prudish.</p>
+
+<p>These two strange creatures disliked each other even
+more than the Colonel did them. One evening at mess,
+soon after I joined the battalion, I noticed that, though they
+were sitting next each other, they never exchanged a word
+the whole evening. I remarked upon this to one of the
+other officers, when I was told that they had not spoken
+to one another for years.</p>
+
+<p>The senior major, Northey, was a very tall, dark man,
+who was an excellent soldier and understood his work
+thoroughly; but, unfortunately, his hands were tied by
+the Colonel, who seldom condescended to approve of anything
+he did. He was married to the daughter of a Polish
+nobleman, a refugee, whom he had met when the battalion
+was stationed in Canada. Major Northey was popular<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_225"></a>[225]</span>
+with the men, and liked by the officers, but he had no
+influence at all.</p>
+
+<p>The junior major, Collins, who was stout and wore an eyeglass,
+was also a married man. His wife was a sister of a
+bishop, and it was she who held the ribbons. Collins would
+have made a much better bishop than he did a field-officer,
+for he was a bad rider, who always felt uncomfortable on
+horseback, and, what is more, looked so. He seldom ventured
+on any observation concerning military matters
+before the Colonel, as when he did so, he generally got
+snubbed. The major took a great fancy to me, and often
+invited me to his house, where I sometimes met the bishop,
+who was delighted with my zither and paid me many
+compliments on my playing.</p>
+
+<p>Tufnell, the senior captain, was a gentleman who entertained
+a superlatively high opinion of himself. He must
+have been very handsome when young, but was now somewhat
+“<i>fané</i>.” He was very much in love with a girl named
+Miss Finis, the daughter of a butcher in Chatham, who,
+some years before, had been in love with my friend, Arthur
+Dillon. Poor Dillon, alas! was no more, having been
+thrown out of a Ralli car and killed while stationed at
+Colchester. “He was such a good fellow, and a very
+promising officer,” said Captain Byron, in the letter he wrote
+to me in India, to inform me of the sad event.</p>
+
+<p>Tufnell was so infatuated with Miss Finis that it was
+generally believed that he would end by marrying her. Nor
+was he the only officer in the battalion who was contemplating
+a <i>mésalliance</i>. There was another captain, called Carpenter,
+who was desperately in love with a pretty little shop-girl,
+who was only about sixteen. At first, the Colonel
+objected to Carpenter going about with this damsel, but
+when he learned that he was determined to marry her, he
+said nothing more, as Carpenter was a great friend of his.
+Carpenter retired some months afterwards, and married
+his little girl, who, I was told, made him a very good wife.
+His retirement was much regretted, as he was very popular
+with both officers and men.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_226"></a>[226]</span></p>
+
+<p>The nicest captain in the battalion was de Robeck, who
+had been on the Staff of the Earl of Mayo, when Viceroy of
+India. He was a brother of Baron de Robeck, whom I
+already knew. De Robeck was a rather shy man, and
+dreadfully afraid of offending the Colonel. As time seemed
+only to accentuate the bad impression which I had been so
+unfortunate as to make upon our chief at our first meeting,
+partly owing to the fact that I was obliged to be a good
+deal in the company of Cotton and Holled-Smith, whose
+quarters adjoined my own, I told de Robeck that I thought
+it would be best for me to exchange into another battalion.
+He, however, advised me not to do so, observing:—</p>
+
+<p>“The Colonel cannot stay with us very much longer, and
+in the 1st Battalion, into which you wish to exchange,
+they have a Colonel, Colonel Gordon, who, I am told, is
+much worse than ours. I hear that he has been the cause
+of no less than ten officers leaving the battalion, and the
+cases of desertion among the riflemen can hardly be counted.”</p>
+
+<p>I told him that the Colonel of the 1st was soon retiring,
+while our chief would remain with us for another three
+years, which had to be taken into consideration.</p>
+
+<p>“No,” he replied, “he has only two years more, thank
+God!”</p>
+
+<p>I was always much influenced by what de Robeck told me,
+and generally followed his advice. I did so in this instance,
+but had I acted otherwise, it would have been much better
+for me.</p>
+
+<p>Among the senior lieutenants was one named Wylie,
+an absurdly pompous individual, who was disliked by both
+officers and men. One day, when I happened to be orderly
+officer, I had just come off parade and was standing by the
+officers’ mess, when Wylie passed by. I wished him good-morning,
+but, because I did not salute him at the same time,
+though it was off the parade-ground, he reported me to the
+Colonel, who reprimanded me. Wylie was married to the
+sister of a recently-created peer, who, on the strength of
+this relationship, gave herself ridiculous airs, and was almost
+as pompous as her husband.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_227"></a>[227]</span></p>
+
+<p>Arthur Greville Bagot, an old Etonian, who was adjutant
+of the battalion by appointment, though, as I mentioned,
+suspended, was a very different kind of officer from Wylie.
+He was highly connected, being the cousin of a duke and
+the nephew of a peer, and was a thorough gentleman in
+every way. He was a very good-looking man, and when
+not in uniform, always dressed very smartly in the latest
+fashion. An excellent soldier, he kept the men in first-rate
+order, which Wilkinson never could do, and, as he was rather
+a friend of mine, he invariably took my part with the Colonel,
+with whom he was on pretty good terms.</p>
+
+<p>As there was very little going on at Chatham at any time
+in the way of amusement, Bagot organized from the battalion
+a troupe of Christy Minstrels, he himself taking the part
+of “Bones.” I was asked to do my share, to which I willingly
+consented. We gave a performance in Chatham, which
+turned out a great success, a number of people having to be
+refused admission. The officers and men blackened their
+faces, and when I wished to re-enter Chatham Barracks,
+the sentry refused to let me pass, until I told him who I
+was. We gave a second performance at Chatham, which
+was so well attended that we agreed to engage the theatre
+at Gravesend and give an entertainment there. The result
+exceeded our most sanguine expectations, the theatre being
+crammed, while over four hundred people were turned
+away from the doors. Bagot made most amusing jokes,
+and sang several very good comic songs; Carpenter gave a
+solo on the concertina, besides singing in the chorus, and
+my performance on the zither was warmly applauded, and
+I got an encore. The <i>ensemble</i> was excellent for that style
+of entertainment; quite as good as any professional troupe,
+and the singing was above the average.</p>
+
+<p>During the winter we had a heavy fall of snow, and, as
+most of the officers of the battalion had served in Canada,
+and had done a great deal of tobogganing there, this amusement
+was indulged in down the hill close to the mess. The
+toboggans were made to contain two persons, one sitting
+behind, and the other between his legs in front; and many<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_228"></a>[228]</span>
+of the officers would place a lady in front of them on their
+toboggans, and come down the hill at a terrific pace, the
+ladies sometimes giving vent to piercing shrieks, from fear
+of getting a spill. Now and again a toboggan would upset,
+and send its occupants flying; but, as they usually fell into
+the snow banked up on either side of the track, it was very
+rarely that they were in the least hurt.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_229"></a>[229]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXIII">CHAPTER XXIII</h2>
+
+<p class="center">Sarah Bernhardt in <i>Phèdre</i>—Vienna and Buda-Pesth</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>When I got my winter’s leave, I started for Paris,
+to see my parents; intending afterwards to visit
+Vienna and Buda-Pesth. On the last evening of my stay
+in Paris, I went to the Théâtre-Français, to see Sarah Bernhardt
+and Mounet Sully in <i>Phèdre</i>. The latter’s acting was
+very fine, but Sarah Bernhardt was simply magnificent.
+The way in which she recited Racine’s lines in her charming,
+musical voice, with its pretty timbre, was a real pleasure to
+listen to; while in the last scene she rose to the supreme
+heights of tragedy. I do not think I was ever more delighted
+in my life with a theatrical performance than I was with
+the splendid acting that night at the Théâtre-Français, as
+it surpassed all my expectations.</p>
+
+<p>On my journey to Vienna next day, I had as a travelling
+companion an Austrian gentleman called Herr Neuss, who,
+on my happening to mention my visit to the Théâtre-Français
+the previous evening, observed that, in his opinion,
+the Burg Theatre, in Vienna, was the first theatre in Europe,
+and invited me to accompany him one evening to see a play
+of Shakespeare acted there. Herr Neuss told me that,
+from the way I spoke German, he had at first taken me for
+a German student, and that he was surprised to learn that I
+was an officer of the British Army.</p>
+
+<p>On my arrival in Vienna, which was enveloped in a white
+mantle of snow, I went to the Hôtel Matschakerhof, which
+had been recommended to me, and which I found very
+comfortable. I lost no time in calling on Herr Neuss, who<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_230"></a>[230]</span>
+presented me to his wife and their three young and pretty
+daughters, who were quite charming. I was invited to
+return to supper, and afterwards two of the girls played on
+two grand pianos which stood in the drawing-room. They
+both played beautifully, and had evidently been most
+admirably taught. An evening or two later, I went with
+Herr Neuss to the Burg Theatre, to witness a performance of
+<i>Romeo and Juliet</i>, which was wonderfully well staged. The
+part of Juliet was played by Fräulein Frank, a very good-looking
+brunette, who acted well, though in the very tragic
+scenes she occasionally showed too much emotion. Another
+evening I saw Fräulein Frank in the <i>Jungfrau von Orléans</i>,
+a part which suited her infinitely better than that of Juliet;
+and in which she was truly marvellous. I also saw the celebrated
+Charlotte Wolter in <i>Richard III.</i>, in which play
+Lewinsky took the part of the King. I was very much
+impressed by the latter’s acting, but I was decidedly disappointed
+with Charlotte Wolter, whom I considered inferior
+to Fräulein Frank, though the public thought otherwise.
+Wolter, indeed, in the opinion of the Viennese, was an ideal
+actress, and, in certain plays, they even preferred her to
+Sarah Bernhardt.</p>
+
+<p>I was charmed with the military concerts at Vienna. Of
+an afternoon I several times went to the Volksgarten, where
+the people sat at little tables sipping coffee and smoking
+cigarettes. The military band, the Hoch and Deutschmeister,
+which played, was a string band, and the solo
+players were all very good. I was quite delighted with the
+way the band played a march, so differently from the sleepy
+fashion in which our English military bands played one.
+As is always the practice with an Austrian military band,
+when playing marches, a great deal of use was made of the
+cymbals in forte parts. They also played waltzes delightfully,
+and polkas with the proper rhythm, which so seldom
+happens. The Hoch and Deutschmeister played the most
+difficult music from the <i>Nibelungen Ring</i>, of Wagner, equally
+well, but their chief success was with light music, in which
+they were unrivalled.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_231"></a>[231]</span></p>
+
+<p>On Sundays Johann Strauss’s band played in the Musikverein’s
+Saal, under its accomplished conductor, who
+always charmed the audience with its beautiful waltzes
+and inspiriting polkas. Yet everyone said that his band
+was very inferior to the string bands of the regiments stationed
+in Vienna. I heard Johann Strauss’s band play more
+than once, and though I was pleased with it, the military
+band had far more attraction for me.</p>
+
+<p>I paid a visit one evening to Schwender’s, a dancing-hall,
+where, to the strains of a military band, people danced till
+the small hours of the morning, and was struck with the
+orderly manner in which those present conducted themselves.
+It was a great contrast to the scenes witnessed
+at similar resorts in England in those days, where drunkenness
+amongst both sexes was a common feature.</p>
+
+<p>The Opera House, whose orchestra was quite the finest
+in Europe, had, of course, a great fascination for me.
+Wagner was then directing his operas, <i>Tannhäuser</i> and
+<i>Lohengrin</i>, and they were admirably rendered. Fräulein
+Ehnn and Frau Materna created the chief women’s rôles,
+and Winkelmann and Ritter were the leading tenors. A
+great feature at the Opera was the ballet, in which the
+<i>première danseuse</i>, Bertha Linda, delighted everyone with
+her graceful dancing, while the <i>corps de ballet</i> was excellent.
+Bertha Linda married the celebrated artist Makart, at
+that time the greatest painter in Austria.</p>
+
+<p>From Vienna I went to Buda-Pesth, where I stayed at
+the Hôtel Königin von England. On the evening of my
+arrival, a gipsy band began playing during dinner, and
+continued until long past midnight. They played in a
+really wonderful manner, and collected a great deal of money.
+I visited the “Nepsinház” and other theatres in Pesth, and
+one evening went to a dancing-hall, where I saw the Csárdas
+danced most beautifully, and made the acquaintance of
+a young girl of fourteen or fifteen, named Tournay Wilma,
+a pupil at the theatre, who had a lovely contralto voice.
+She accompanied me back to my hôtel, and sang to me until
+the small hours of the morning.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_232"></a>[232]</span></p>
+
+<p>I thought Buda-Pesth beautifully situated, with the
+Emperor’s castle at Buda, and the Danube flowing between
+the two towns, but I would have infinitely preferred to live
+in Vienna, which is a far finer city. On my return there, I
+went several times to the Opera to hear <i>Manfred</i>, <i>Don Juan</i>
+and <i>Figaro’s Hochzeit</i>, and then, after calling on Herr Neuss
+and his family, bade farewell to this most charming of capitals.</p>
+
+<p>I may mention that, during my stay in Vienna, I took
+lessons on the zither from the celebrated Paschinger, who
+was quite a brilliant performer on that instrument, besides
+being a good violinist, and played the violin and occasionally
+the zither at one of the principal theatres, where he was
+first violinist. I also invested in a zither-table, which I
+purchased at Kiendl’s, who made the best zithers in Europe.</p>
+
+<p>While in Vienna and Buda-Pesth, I was much impressed
+by the appearance of the troops I saw. Among the cavalry,
+which was then considered the finest in Europe, the Hussars
+struck me as being remarkably well mounted, while the
+officers’ uniform was very smart. The Dragoons, whose
+officers were mostly of the nobility, as were those of the
+Lancers, were also well mounted; while the Arciren Guards,
+who corresponded to our Life Guards, were a fine body of
+men, in green uniforms with red facings. There were at
+this time, in the Austrian Army, sixteen regiments of Hussars,
+the same number of Lancer regiments, and twelve regiments
+of Dragoons. The Hussars were all Hungarians, the
+Dragoons Austrians, and the Lancers Bohemians and
+Poles. The infantry was also very fine, and the uniform of
+the officers, though they wore no gold lace at all, very smart.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_233"></a>[233]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXIV">CHAPTER XXIV</h2>
+
+<p class="center">Percy Hope-Johnstone—A “Special” to Aldershot—A Costume-Ball
+at Folkestone</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>Soon after my return to Chatham, my company had
+to go to Gravesend for a course of musketry. The
+officers who went were Cramer, Gunning and myself. We
+had to superintend the shooting of the men, though the
+musketry instructor, a lieutenant named Hope-Johnstone, was
+also present. Percy Hope-Johnstone, who was very popular
+with everyone, was a fine, powerfully-built man, and a very
+good shot, both with gun and rifle. He took great interest
+in the men’s shooting, and was a most capable instructor.
+He was the heir to a baronetcy, and in later years laid claim
+to the peerage of Annandale, but his claim was not successful.</p>
+
+<p>One day, Hope-Johnstone lent me his horse on the range,
+and the animal, not being accustomed to so light a weight,
+bolted with me, and set off at a furious gallop through the
+town. Fortunately, however, he soon ran himself out, and
+stopped of his own accord.</p>
+
+<p>Hope-Johnstone often went with Gunning and myself
+for walks in the country around Gravesend. On one occasion,
+when we were sitting by the Thames, he said to us:—</p>
+
+<p>“Supposing neither of you had any money at all. What
+would you do to learn a living?”</p>
+
+<p>Gunning replied that he should become an actor; and
+they both said that they were sure that I could play the
+zither at concerts, and make a good deal of money by this.
+Then Hope-Johnstone remarked:—</p>
+
+<p>“I know what I should do. I am a very fine fellow, well-built,
+rather imposing in appearance. Therefore, I should<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_234"></a>[234]</span>
+be a footman, which is a devilish easy life, nothing to do
+and plenty to eat and drink.”</p>
+
+<p>Hope-Johnstone told me that he had a younger brother
+in the Guards, who had told him that he was not allowed
+to recognize in London officers of other regiments whom he
+had met in the country, unless he were introduced to them
+in town, and the same rule applied to civilians whom an
+officer of the Guards had met in the country. Hope-Johnstone
+said he much preferred life in a Rifle regiment, as he
+was far more free to do as he liked, and could obtain more
+leave than a subaltern in the Guards. He intended retiring
+from the Service so soon as he got his company, as he was
+very well off.</p>
+
+<p>Allen, whose eccentricities I have mentioned elsewhere,
+came to Gravesend with his company, and used to walk
+about the town with his pockets full of sweets, which he
+would give to any pretty children whom he happened to
+meet. He brought with him a rather smart dog-cart and
+some fine horses, and sometimes took me for a drive, during
+which he used to entertain me with an account of the charms
+of a young flower-girl at Folkestone, whom he had known
+since she was quite a child, and whom he intended to marry,
+although she was only sixteen and he was forty. He did
+marry her, in fact, not long afterwards, when the Colonel
+insisted on his exchanging into another battalion, stationed
+in India. The officers’ wives called upon her, out of compassion,
+it would seem, for the miserable life which she led.
+For Allen was so fearfully jealous that he even went to the
+length of locking the poor girl up in the house whenever he
+went out. He was subsequently transferred to another
+regiment, but his jealousy of his wife continued down to
+the time of his death, which occurred soon after he had
+been promoted major.</p>
+
+<p>When the musketry-course was over, I returned with my
+company to Chatham. One day, I went with Cotton to
+Southend, and we missed the last train back. Cotton said
+that he must get back that night, as he was on duty next
+morning, and asked the station-master if he could have a<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_235"></a>[235]</span>
+special train, when that official said that, if we would keep
+quiet, he would put us in a luggage-train, which was just
+on the point of starting. We were put into a van, which
+was half-filled with coal, and had anything but a pleasant
+journey, as there was nothing but the floor—and the coal—to
+sit upon. However, we reached our destination in the
+early morning, in time for Cotton to assume his duties as
+orderly officer.</p>
+
+<p>Cotton told me that once, when stationed at Aldershot,
+he went up to town for the day, and missed the last train
+back. A lieutenant in the Rifle Brigade, named Crofton,
+who was in a like predicament, asked Cotton if he would
+come with him in a “special,” which he had just ordered,
+and the latter, of course, gladly consented. When they
+were nearing Aldershot, Crofton said:—</p>
+
+<p>“I will send you your half of the bill for the ‘special’
+as soon as I get it. It will be a matter of forty pounds.”</p>
+
+<p>Cotton, however, did not see the force of this, as he had
+quite understood that Crofton, who was a very rich man,
+had invited him to come with him. Consequently, he
+refused to pay any part of the bill.</p>
+
+<p>It was no wonder that Cotton occasionally missed trains,
+for he was constantly late for parade, for mess, and, indeed,
+for everything. One day, the Colonel, between whom and
+Cotton there was little love lost, remarked:—</p>
+
+<p>“Cotton, you are always late; I am sure you will be late
+for your own funeral!”</p>
+
+<p>Cotton, who was a grandson of Viscount Combermere,
+and whose father, the Hon. Sir C. Stapleton-Cotton, was
+a general of cavalry, died after the Zulu War of fever.</p>
+
+<p>Cotton and I often dined together at a small hôtel at
+Rochester, which, if I am not mistaken, was the one where
+Mr. Pickwick stayed on the night of the ball at Rochester,
+described by Dickens. Occasionally we would converse in
+French, which Cotton spoke well, though, singularly enough,
+he had never been in France. At this hôtel, we occasionally
+met two officers of the Rifle Brigade, Viscount Bennet, son
+of the Earl of Tankerville, and Lord Torphichen, the last-named<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_236"></a>[236]</span>
+officer an old Etonian, who would join us at dinner.
+Lord Bennet’s mother was a French lady, and he used to
+make very clever jokes in French, which, however, lost by
+being repeated in English, on account of the <i>jeu de mots</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Not long after my return from Gravesend, I was sent
+with Gunning to Dover, to go through a final course of
+instruction there, before sitting for my lieutenant’s examination,
+and attached to the 104th Regiment at the Shaft
+Barracks. I was allotted a very comfortable room in the
+barracks, and Colonel Græme, who was then commanding
+the 104th, was very pleasant to me, as was a captain named
+Hunter, with whom I soon became very friendly. Our
+instruction, which was conducted by a Captain Savile, of
+the Staff College, occupied most of the morning and part
+of the afternoon, but by four o’clock we were generally
+free. My friends, the Charltons, were still living in Victoria
+Park, and naturally I lost no time in calling upon them.
+They were very pleased to see me again, and talked a great
+deal about poor Dillon, to whom, it appeared, Augusta, the
+eldest daughter, had become engaged to be married just
+before he met with his fatal accident. Ida, the second girl,
+who seemed even prettier than when I had last seen her,
+told me that she was engaged to a lieutenant in the 12th
+Lancers named Beck, a very nice young fellow, who had
+been with me at Sandhurst, and whom I had liked very
+much there.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Charlton, as hospitable as ever, told me that I must
+come to supper the following Sunday, and bring a friend with
+me, as I used to do when poor Dillon was alive. I gladly
+accepted her invitation, and asked Gunning to come with
+me. But he excused himself, explaining that he was related
+to the Charltons, but that, owing to some family quarrel,
+his parents were not on good terms with them. I then asked
+a lieutenant of the 7th Fusiliers, named Foley, who was
+only too pleased to go. He fell in love with Augusta at
+first sight, and he and I used to go every Sunday evening
+to supper in Victoria Park.</p>
+
+<p>Foley, who was a nephew of Lord Foley, was a very nice<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_237"></a>[237]</span>
+fellow indeed and a great friend of mine. He was very witty
+and amusing, and not infrequently exercised his wit at the
+expense of Gunning, who, though he rather fancied himself
+at repartee, and could more than hold his own against most
+people, invariably got the worst of it when he crossed swords
+with Foley.</p>
+
+<p>While I was at Dover, a big fancy-dress ball took place at
+Folkestone, to which Robartes, of the 11th Hussars, and I
+went with the Charltons. It was a very smart affair indeed,
+a number of people coming down from London for it, and
+some of the costumes were very fine. One lady, the Hon.
+Mrs. Yorke, whose husband was an officer in the Guards,
+wore a Greek peasant girl’s costume, which was much admired.
+Mrs. Yorke had, I think, the smallest feet for an Englishwoman
+that I have ever seen, which the white trousers she
+wore enabled her to display to advantage. Mrs. Charlton
+wore some magnificent lace, which a lady with whom I
+danced told me must be worth at least two or three hundred
+pounds. When I happened later in the evening to mention
+this to Mrs. Charlton, she exclaimed:—</p>
+
+<p>“Two or three hundred! The lace on my dress is worth
+nearer three thousand. It is of Charles II.’s time.”</p>
+
+<p>It was nearly four o’clock in the morning before we left
+the ball-room, having all enjoyed ourselves thoroughly.
+Robartes and I were photographed with the girls a few days
+later at Dover, they in the fancy dresses they had worn
+at the ball, and we in our uniform.</p>
+
+<p>When our examination for the rank of lieutenant took place,
+Foley and myself passed very well in the first class and had
+our commissions ante-dated two years; Robartes, of the 11th
+Hussars, and Gunning only succeeded in getting a “second.”
+The examination was a very stiff one, and a major of the
+104th remarked that it ought almost to have qualified us
+for generals instead of lieutenants.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_238"></a>[238]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXV">CHAPTER XXV</h2>
+
+<p class="center">The Oppenheims—St. James’s and Winchester—The Colonel and
+Beauclerk</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>Shortly after I had passed my lieutenant’s examination,
+I was sent to Woolwich, where a detachment
+of my battalion was to do duty for the Horse Artillery. The
+room I was given, which belonged to an officer of the R.H.A.,
+was a much better one than I had had in other barracks,
+and was furnished with some attempt at luxury. In the
+evening, I dined at the Royal Artillery mess, where their
+very fine string band played an excellent selection of music,
+under the direction of its Austrian bandmaster, Ritter von
+Zauerthal. I was often on guard at Woolwich, which I
+found very tiresome, as the guard was turned out at night
+as well as by day, and, as my turn to be on guard came round
+three times a week, it was pretty stiff work.</p>
+
+<p>While I was at Woolwich, a very smart ball was given at
+the barracks, which was highly successful, the great variety
+of uniforms and the toilettes of the ladies combining to make
+an unusually pretty scene, and an excellent supper being
+provided. To this ball I invited my old Eton friend, Jim
+Doyne, who, seeing all the men in uniform, mistook an
+officer who had come in evening dress for a waiter, and asked
+him to fetch an ice for a lady. The officer, however, took the
+mistake in very good part, and did as he was asked, remarking
+as he handed the ice to the lady, whom he happened to
+know:—</p>
+
+<p>“I am very pleased to make myself useful, and, as I have
+come in evening clothes instead of in uniform, I can quite
+understand your partner taking me for a waiter.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_239"></a>[239]</span></p>
+
+<p>During my visit to Vienna, Herr Neuss had given me a
+letter of introduction to Frau Oppenheim, the wife of a
+wealthy wine-merchant in London, who, before her marriage,
+when she was known as Louise Epstein, had been an actress
+at the Burg Theatre, and had been considered the most
+beautiful woman in the Austrian capital. I called upon
+her and found her very charming, though few traces of the
+beauty which had captivated so many hearts, including,
+it was said, that of a British Ambassador, now remained.
+Her husband, an immensely stout man, invited me to dinner
+and gave me a most excellent one, <i>arrosé</i> with his choicest
+wines. In return, I invited the Oppenheims to lunch
+with me at Woolwich, and asked a lieutenant of my battalion
+named Featherstone to meet them. Featherstone, I am
+afraid, was somewhat disappointed with Madame’s looks,
+as he had been expecting to see a much younger woman.</p>
+
+<p>After lunch, which was served in a private room at the
+mess, Herr Oppenheim expressed a wish to see the 80-ton
+gun fired for the first time, but I told him that it was impossible,
+as he was a foreigner. However, he protested that
+he had lived so many years in England that he had almost
+come to look upon himself as an Englishman, and at length
+he persuaded me to take him. When the great gun was
+fired, the worthy wine-merchant was so alarmed that he
+staggered backwards, exclaiming: “<i>Ach, du lieber Gott!</i>”
+And had it not been for a man standing by, who supported
+him in his arms, and whom his weight nearly upset, he would
+have fallen down.</p>
+
+<p>When I invited a friend to dine with me at the Artillery
+mess, as I frequently did, I was obliged to be there to receive
+him; otherwise, he would not be admitted. On my inquiring
+the reason for this rule, I was told that one evening a man
+presented himself at the mess, saying that he had been
+asked to dine by a certain officer, whose name he gave. The
+officer in question did not put in an appearance, and when
+dinner was announced, his supposed friend was invited to
+sit down to table, which he did. Presently, the attention
+of one of the mess-waiters was attracted by the singular<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_240"></a>[240]</span>
+behaviour of this individual, who was calmly pocketing as
+many spoons and forks as he could lay his hands on, whenever
+he fancied that he was unobserved. The mess-waiter
+reported these proceedings to the mess-president, and the
+man was at once given in charge, when it was discovered
+that he was a well-known thief. The Artillery mess was
+a very large one, from two hundred to three hundred officers
+sitting down to table, many of whom brought guests with
+them. Consequently, they had to be very careful, as there
+was always so much silver lying about.</p>
+
+<p>As it was summer, I frequently went up to London by
+steam-boat, which was a very pleasant way of making the
+journey. My companion on these river-trips was a lieutenant
+of my battalion, named Ernest Hovell Thurlow, an
+exceedingly nice fellow, who wore an eyeglass and appeared
+to take life in a very philosophical manner, as he never
+allowed himself to be put out by anything. He was a grandson
+of Lord Thurlow, and his mother had been a Miss Lethbridge.
+He was married, but his wife, a very pretty woman
+with wavy, golden hair, was staying in town for the
+season.</p>
+
+<p>After we had been some months at Woolwich, our detachment
+received orders to relieve the Grenadier Guards at St.
+James’s Palace. We detrained at Waterloo Station and
+marched to the Palace, in front of which the band of the
+Grenadiers was playing while the guard was being mounted.
+Our Colonel, who had come up to town expressly for this
+ceremony, and was in plain clothes, sent me to tell the Grenadiers’
+band to stop playing, at which the bandmaster, Dan
+Godfrey, appeared to be rather surprised. However, he
+obeyed the order, when the band of our battalion played
+in its turn, after which the guard was relieved.</p>
+
+<p>I had a very comfortable room in St. James’s Palace,
+where I slept while I was on guard there, and, with the other
+officers, was made an honorary member of the Guards’ Club.
+I found the duties rather fatiguing, as the sentries to be
+visited were so far apart. The officers of the Guards always
+visited them in hansom-cabs, but Captain Tufton, who was<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_241"></a>[241]</span>
+in command of our detachment, would not allow me this
+luxury, and I had to go on foot.</p>
+
+<p>I invited Jim Doyne to dine with me one evening at the
+Palace. The dinner was excellent, and was provided free
+of cost to the officers, though they had to pay 15s. for each
+guest. The champagne was very good and the liqueurs
+as well, and a bottle of brandy was opened which was of the
+year of the Battle of Waterloo. Amongst the guests was a
+Lieutenant Childe-Pemberton, who was formerly in our
+regiment, but was then in the “Blues.”</p>
+
+<p>After I had been a short time at St. James’s Palace, my
+battalion was ordered to the Tower. But the Colonel, who
+had a good deal of influence at the War Office, persuaded
+them to countermand this order and send it to Winchester
+instead, where the detachment from St. James’s joined it.</p>
+
+<p>I had very comfortable quarters at Winchester, and life
+there was very pleasant, as the country round was very
+pretty, and we were invited to all the best houses in the
+neighbourhood. One of the most pleasant houses to which
+I went was that of Lady Frederick. It was a charming old
+residence, standing in the midst of beautiful grounds,
+and Lady Frederick and her son were most kind and
+hospitable.</p>
+
+<p>The depôt of the Rifle Brigade was also at Winchester,
+and the officers, some of whom were very nice fellows indeed,
+frequently dined at our mess. Amongst them was a Lieutenant
+F. Howard, whose acquaintance I had made on the
+troopship returning from India, and whom I was very pleased
+to meet again. He told me that he was now married and
+invited me to dine with him and his wife. I did so, and had
+a most pleasant evening, as both the Howards were very
+musical, Mrs. Howard having a very good voice, while her
+husband was quite an accomplished pianist.</p>
+
+<p>Sir George Nares, the Arctic explorer, was living at Winchester
+at the time with his wife and daughters. I made their
+acquaintance at a dance, and was often invited to tea at their
+house, after which I used to play tennis or croquet with the two
+girls, both of whom were very good-looking, or go with them<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_242"></a>[242]</span>
+for a country-walk. Sometimes when I called Sir George
+Nares would ask me to have a glass of madeira, from one
+of the remaining bottles of a case of that wine which had
+made the voyage with him. He did not show any traces
+of the privations which he had endured in the Arctic; but
+he was a very quiet man, who did not talk much and kept
+a good deal to himself. Not long after I came to Winchester,
+the family removed to a house near Surbiton, where they
+invited me to visit them. While I was there, the elder
+daughter met with a very sad accident. She was running
+downstairs, when the heel of her shoe caught in a stair-rod
+and she fell on her back, injuring her spine so badly that she
+died six months later. She was only eighteen. Her younger
+sister married a missionary some years later, and went out
+to South Africa.</p>
+
+<p>Several officers from the 2nd Battalion, with which I
+had served in India, were at the depôt, including Surgeon-Major
+Macnamara, Beauclerk, Lovett, and a captain named
+Brownrigg. Brownrigg was a fine-looking man, though with
+a tendency to <i>embonpoint</i>, and a very nice fellow as well, but
+he had an unfortunate weakness for liqueurs. He used to
+mix two or three together, and whenever anyone came to
+see him would invite them to have “a two-bottle trick”
+or “a three-bottle trick” with him. Brownrigg married not
+long afterwards and left the Service, but died suddenly,
+six months later. Probably, the two and three bottle
+tricks in which he was so fond of indulging had undermined
+his health.</p>
+
+<p>It was rarely that the officers went up to town from Winchester,
+as the journey was rather too long, and there was
+plenty of amusement to be found in and around Winchester.
+The music at the cathedral had a great attraction for me,
+and I was never tired of listening to the magnificent playing
+of the organist, Dr. Arnold. I took lessons in composition
+from Dr. Arnold, which interested me very much, although
+Howard declared that he could not understand anyone
+wishing to be initiated into the mysteries of harmony and
+counterpoint; which, he said, was a kind of higher mathematics<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_243"></a>[243]</span>
+and destroyed the illusion which music produces
+on the senses.</p>
+
+<p>The Colonel was his own absolute master at Winchester,
+as there was no general there to look after him, and gave
+himself and his battalion a rest, the parades being few and
+far between and the guards easy. Except for pottering about
+the mess-room and his work at the orderly-room of a morning
+our chief had little to do, and, from want of some better
+occupation, made himself more than usually objectionable
+to such of the officers as he did not happen to like. Beauclerk,
+who had been at the depôt for some time, was transferred
+to our battalion, at which I was very pleased, as he
+was a very nice fellow and a perfect gentleman, though a
+little inclined to be conceited. Unfortunately, the Colonel
+at once took a dislike to Beauclerk, owing to some jesting
+remark which the latter let fall while playing billiards with
+him, which he considered was wanting in respect, though
+any ordinary person would have seen nothing offensive
+in it. Next day, the chief appointed him to Robinson’s
+company, well knowing that Beauclerk would never tolerate
+the manner in which that eccentric personage was in the habit
+of treating his subalterns, whom he seldom condescended to
+address except to find fault with them, which he did in not
+the politest of language. Sure enough, one fine day, Beauclerk
+complained to the Colonel of the language which “Rabelais”
+had used towards him, and when the Colonel refused
+to listen to him, sent in his papers, which was, of course,
+just what our amiable chief wanted him to do. He was a
+great loss to the regiment, and his retirement was much
+regretted.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_244"></a>[244]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXVI">CHAPTER XXVI</h2>
+
+<p class="center">Paris Again—Eccentricities of Captain “Rabelais”—A Fire in
+Barracks—A Trying Inspection</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>My next winter leave I spent in Paris with my parents,
+who now occupied an <i>appartement</i> at No. 65, Rue
+de Morny, Champs-Elysées, and, as the winter season in the
+French capital was in full swing, had a very gay time of it.
+Among the balls to which I went was one given by Mrs.
+Hungerford, the mother of the well-known Mrs. Mackay,
+which was a very grand affair indeed, and at which dancing
+was kept up until nearly five in the morning. I met Mrs.
+Mackay shortly afterwards, when calling on Mrs. Hungerford.
+She spoke Spanish quite fluently, and was at this time very
+intimate with Isabella, the ex-Queen of Spain, to whose house
+she was often invited. She was, as usual, beautifully dressed,
+and in the most perfect taste. Another ball I attended was
+given by Mrs. Keogh, an Irish lady, where I danced the
+cotillon with a very lovely young Russian girl, a cousin of
+the Empress of Russia, who, together with her sister, was made
+a great deal of at that time in Paris society. I also went to
+a <i>bal-masqué</i> at the Opéra with an American friend named
+Willing. There was a great crowd there, all the women
+being, of course, masked and in fancy costumes. I went
+into Baron Alphonse de Rothschild’s box to pay my respects
+to Madame Adelsdorfer, a great friend of Lady Holland,
+with whom she stayed when in London, and she invited me
+to accompany her on the following evening to the “Italiens,”
+where we heard Albani sing in <i>La Sonnambula</i>. I was
+delighted with Albani’s voice and also with her acting.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_245"></a>[245]</span></p>
+
+<p>Another evening, I went to see Salvini in <i>La Morte civile</i>,
+by Giacometti. Mlle. Masini, a young girl, played the part
+of the daughter, whom Salvini tries to kiss when he dies.
+She offers up a prayer for him on her knees, which so affected
+the audience that nearly the whole house was in tears. I
+saw Salvini on two other occasions: in <i>Il Gladiatore</i>, when
+I sat next to a very pretty girl, who pointed out to me a
+middle-aged man with a grey beard, whom she told me was
+Alphonse Daudet, the celebrated novelist, and again in
+<i>Othello</i>, when Mlle. Checchi Bozzo played Desdemona. She
+and Salvini acted magnificently and delighted everyone.
+Mlle. Checchi Bozzo died suddenly two days after I had seen
+her in <i>Othello</i>; she was only twenty-two, and her death
+caused a great sensation in Paris.</p>
+
+<p>Amongst other plays which I saw were Madame de Girardin’s
+<i>la Joie fait Peur</i>, Alfred de Musset’s <i>Il ne faut jurer
+de rien</i>, and Augier’s <i>Philiberte</i>, at the Théâtre-Français,
+in all of which the acting was admirable, and a very amusing
+piece called <i>la Boule</i>, by Meilhac and Halévy, at the Théâtre-du
+Palais-Royal.</p>
+
+<p>One Sunday afternoon I went to Pasdeloup’s concert,
+where they played the <i>Septuor</i> of Beethoven beautifully.
+The greatest attraction there was Sivori, who performed a
+violin solo in the most wonderful manner. Sivori was
+Paganini’s best pupil, and Lord Berkeley used to say that
+he preferred Sivori to any violinist he had ever heard, as he
+always played with so much feeling, and eschewed those
+complicated pieces which resemble gymnastic exercises
+for the fingers, and serve no better purpose than to enable
+the violinist to display his execution.</p>
+
+<p>At the Grand Opéra I heard <i>l’Africaine</i>, of Meyerbeer,
+which was marvellously well-staged. Madame Krauss sang
+the title-part. She was an Austrian, from Vienna, but sang
+at the Paris Opéra for years, and was quite famous there.
+I also heard <i>Robert le Diable</i>—or rather part of it, for my
+father, who was with me, could not sit it out. So we adjourned
+to Thorpe’s, where we met Tom Hohler, whom I have mentioned
+earlier in this volume, and remained talking to him<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_246"></a>[246]</span>
+for some time. Tom Hohler was now married to Henrietta,
+Duchess of Newcastle, and they lived in the Avenue d’Antin.</p>
+
+<p>While in Paris, I visited a great many old friends, including
+Eugénie de Lavaile and Gabrielle Tercin, with whom I went
+one evening to the Scala and supped with them afterwards
+at a neighbouring restaurant. Another evening, I went
+with the former to the Folies Dramatiques to see <i>les Cloches
+de Cornéville</i>, in which Juliette Girard acted and sang remarkably
+well and was very graceful. I also renewed my
+acquaintance with Mrs. Michell and her daughter, whom I
+had not seen since I was at Marienbad, and whom I came
+across one day while walking on the Boulevards, and with
+the Vicomte Arthur d’Assailly, whom I had met in India.
+The Vicomte lived in the Rue Las Cases, and was a member
+of the Jockey Club, but he preferred les Mirlitons, he told
+me, as they gave many evening entertainments, and he was
+passionately fond of music.</p>
+
+<p class="tb">When my leave was up, I rejoined my battalion at Aldershot,
+to which it had been transferred from Winchester.
+It had originally been ordered to the Tower of London,
+but the Colonel, as on a previous occasion, had used his influence
+at the War Office to get this order countermanded,
+to the great disgust of most of the officers. However, our
+chief rarely condescended to consult the wishes of anyone
+but himself in such matters.</p>
+
+<p>On my arrival at Aldershot, I was summoned to the
+orderly-room by the Colonel, who told me that I had somewhat
+exceeded my leave, to which I merely replied:—</p>
+
+<p>“Indeed, sir!”</p>
+
+<p>The other officers present, amused at this laconic answer,
+burst out laughing, at which the Colonel looked very black
+indeed. His temper, I soon learned, had not improved
+since the battalion had removed to Aldershot, as he found
+things there very far from what he had expected. He was
+not nearly so much his own master as he had been at Winchester;
+the constant parades irritated him, and he lived
+in perfect dread of the field-days, as he was constantly being<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_247"></a>[247]</span>
+reprimanded by the Brigadier-General in command, for not
+knowing his work. These reprimands he endeavoured to
+pass off on to the majors and captains, telling them that
+they did not attend sufficiently to their duties; but everyone
+knew with whom the fault lay.</p>
+
+<p>Much to the Colonel’s annoyance, both Allen and Smith
+had now got their companies. Thanks to the former’s
+fidelity to his Folkestone beauty, he succeeded in getting
+rid of him, telling him that it would be simply impossible
+for him to remain in the battalion after making such a
+<i>mésalliance</i>. But he had no excuse for getting rid of Smith,
+and so was obliged to put up with him, though he lost no
+opportunity of showing his dislike; and it was remarked
+that when offenders from Smith’s company were brought
+before him, they were always more severely punished than
+those from other companies. Smith, however, took it all
+very philosophically, observing that, as the Colonel could
+not remain in command for ever, he did not intend to gratify
+him by leaving the battalion.</p>
+
+<p>Neither could our chief succeed in ridding himself of Robinson,
+whose eccentricities caused him great annoyance.
+Since the arrival of the battalion at Aldershot, “Rabelais”
+had taken to sitting out of doors on warm days, arrayed in
+a flaming red dressing-gown, with feet and legs quite bare
+save for a pair of slippers, much to the disgust of some ladies,
+who had frequently to pass by his quarters. The matter
+was reported to the Colonel, who exclaimed angrily:—</p>
+
+<p>“Confound that Robinson! What can I do with such
+a creature? He is a disgrace to my battalion!”</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, he did not dare to interfere with him personally,
+but deputed the adjutant to remonstrate with him.
+“Rabelais,” however, received that officer with such a
+volley of oaths that he beat a precipitate retreat.</p>
+
+<p>Whenever Robinson wrote to me or anyone, he did so on
+note-paper in the corner of which was a picture of the devil
+in bright red, with black wings, seated upon a swing, and the
+same device adorned the envelope. Like Ludwig of Bavaria,
+he would only speak to some people from behind a screen in<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_248"></a>[248]</span>
+his sitting-room. His sergeants, his subalterns and even
+the adjutant, he would receive in this way, unless one of them
+happened to come on some important business, when he
+would occasionally condescend to reveal himself. His unfortunate
+subalterns, if they were not to his liking, positively
+trembled before him, and generally ended, like Beauclerk,
+by sending in their papers.</p>
+
+<p>One of his subalterns, whom I recollect “Rabelais” treated
+particularly badly, was a very nice fellow named Crawley,
+who had lately joined. Crawley, however, put up with it,
+though when the battalion was ordered to South Africa
+on active service, he exchanged into the Coldstream Guards
+with an officer who was killed in the first engagement. In
+after years, Crawley commanded a battalion of the Coldstreams,
+and died of wounds received in the Boer
+War.</p>
+
+<p>There was a good deal of society in and around Aldershot,
+and the officers of my battalion were invited out a great
+deal, but our duties soon grew so heavy that we were obliged
+to decline nearly all the invitations we received. Colonel
+Wellesley, the governor of the military prison, and his wife
+used to give very pleasant garden-parties, at which, as we
+had not far to go, we were generally able to be present.
+The Colonel, who was then an old man, was an uncle of the
+Duke of Wellington, and Mrs. Wellesley was a most charming
+woman. They had several daughters, who were very good-looking
+girls, and an only son, Cecil Wellesley, a little boy
+about eleven years old.</p>
+
+<p>A General Smythe, a retired officer of the Artillery, who
+lived with his wife and daughter in a large house at Aldershot,
+with extensive grounds attached to it, also used to give
+garden-parties, which were always well attended. The
+Smythes were very hospitable people, and everything was
+admirably arranged, including the refreshment department,
+of which the champagne-cup was a feature. Their daughter
+was a remarkably fine tennis-player, and could, as a rule,
+beat any officer who opposed her. She played in a short
+skirt reaching just below the knee, and wore a collar and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_249"></a>[249]</span>
+tie and a man’s cap—a costume which suited her very well,
+as she had a good figure and beautifully-shaped legs, but
+was, in those days, considered a rather bold one for a woman
+to adopt. Miss Smythe was not only a fine tennis-player,
+but a most accomplished musician. When quite a young
+girl, she had studied singing and composition at Dresden,
+under the direction of Madame Schumann, who declared
+that she had never had a pupil with so wonderful an ear
+for music, as she could sing the scales without a piano in every
+possible key, without the slightest fault. She was also an
+excellent horsewoman and a very bold one, and Holled-Smith,
+who used often to go for rides with her, told me that
+she would put her horse at jumps that made him even think
+twice before he ventured upon them, although he followed
+the hounds regularly when his duties permitted. Some
+people thought that he and Miss Smythe would make a match
+of it, as they were so much together, but they remained merely
+friends, and Holled-Smith eventually married another lady.</p>
+
+<p class="tb">One night, I was awakened by Cotton, who told me that
+the fire-bugle had sounded. Pulling our great-coats over
+our night-shirts, we ran towards the place where the fire had
+broken out, and found that it was in the stables, which were
+soon almost gutted. Two of Allfrey’s hunters were burned
+to death, for though we endeavoured to save the unfortunate
+animals, it was quite impossible. Indeed, we had all our
+work cut out to prevent the fire from spreading to the
+adjacent buildings, but, with the aid of some men with the
+fire-hose, we succeeded in doing this.</p>
+
+<p>During Ascot week Bagot drove our coach from Aldershot
+to Ascot and back, while I sat on the box-seat and occasionally
+took a turn with the ribbons. Bagot was a first-rate
+whip and the best in the battalion, though Allfrey and Cotton
+were by no means to be despised. We lunched at the Greenjackets’
+tent, which was for the members of both Rifle
+regiments, where I entertained my father and Sir George
+Wombwell and his party. Among the party was the Hon.
+Mrs. Crichton, whom I had met at Dover, and I was pleased<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_250"></a>[250]</span>
+at seeing again Savile Lumley, afterwards Lord Savile, who
+had been at Eton with me.</p>
+
+<p>Among the Line regiments stationed at Aldershot was one
+commanded by Lieut.-Colonel Deane, brother-in-law of Lord
+Falmouth, who frequently used to dine at our mess, as a
+guest of our chief. Lord Falmouth owned some of the best
+racehorses in England, and had won both the Derby and
+St. Leger. But he disliked betting, and Colonel Deane told
+us that the only bet he had ever had in his life was one of
+sixpence with his housekeeper. He lost, and, in payment
+of the bet, gave her the sixpence set in brilliants for a brooch.</p>
+
+<p>There were several cavalry regiments at Aldershot, including
+the 8th Hussars and the 16th and 17th Lancers.
+The 16th Lancers had a circus, composed of officers and men,
+which used to give performances which were highly successful;
+in fact, it was almost as good as a professional circus.
+Taaffe, whom I had met on my way out to India, was with
+the 16th at Aldershot, and we used frequently to dine at one
+another’s messes.</p>
+
+<p>When in town, I constantly met old Eton friends and
+acquaintances, chiefly officers in the Guards. The Hon.
+Alfred Egerton, who was at that time a lieutenant in the
+Grenadier Guards, was a particular friend of mine and I saw
+a good deal of him. Egerton told me that his colonel, Prince
+Edward of Saxe-Weimar, had refused to allow his battalion
+to comply with a senseless order during the manœuvres at
+Aldershot on a day of almost tropical heat. Other commanding
+officers, however, had not the courage to follow
+his example, with the result that a great number of men
+got sunstroke. In those days, the Aldershot manœuvres
+took place in the height of summer, instead of, as now, in
+the autumn. Several battalions of the Guards and the
+“Blues” were sent to Aldershot for the manœuvres, and
+amongst the Eton friends whom I met was Lord Edward
+Somerset, who had exchanged from the 23rd Royal Welsh
+Fusiliers into the “Blues,” where he was very popular.</p>
+
+<p>The day the troops were inspected by the Duke of Cambridge
+rain fell in torrents. The troops had to assemble<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_251"></a>[251]</span>
+on parade in the early morning in full uniform without overcoats,
+and to wait, standing at ease, for fully two hours in
+the midst of the most drenching rain until the Duke arrived.
+Many men suffered afterwards from the effects of that deluge.
+I was one of them, as shortly afterwards, I was laid up with
+a severe attack of rheumatic fever, which has affected my
+heart ever since.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_252"></a>[252]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXVII">CHAPTER XXVII</h2>
+
+<p class="hanging">Madrid and Cordova—Seville—General von Goeben and the Bull-fight—A
+View from the Alhambra—I rejoin my Regiment</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>I spent my winter leave in Paris, where I suffered
+more or less all the time from rheumatism of the heart,
+for which I took a good many Turkish baths, without, however,
+obtaining much relief. My doctor told me that it
+would be unwise to return to Aldershot when my leave
+was up, and advised me to spend the rest of the winter in
+Spain. Accordingly, I went before a medical board in
+London, one of the members of which was Surgeon-Major
+Clarke, of the Royal Horse Artillery, whom I had known
+in India, and was granted three months’ sick leave. I returned
+to Paris with my father, who had accompanied me
+to London, and Lord Henry Paget (afterwards Marquis of
+Anglesey), and on the following evening left the Gare
+d’Orléans for Madrid.</p>
+
+<p>After two nights and a day in the train, I reached Madrid,
+which, as it was carnival time, was very gay. I took a room
+at the Hôtel de Paris, and after breakfast called on Doña
+Queñones de Léon, who lived in a huge house like a palace,
+and who received me in a drawing-room, in the centre of
+which a small fountain was playing. In the evening, I
+visited the Opera, but was not very favourably impressed
+by, the performance. The following day, through the good
+offices of the Marquis de San Carlos, I was able to visit the
+Royal Stables and the Armeria, with which I was quite
+delighted. Afterwards I walked in the Prado, which was
+crowded with carriages, all the occupants of which were
+masked. Some of the carriages were drawn by mules, and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_253"></a>[253]</span>
+a few by donkeys. In the evening, I dined with the Marquis
+de San Carlos, when I met Doña Queñones de Léon and two
+daughters of Queen Christina and a daughter of the Marquis.
+The next day I visited the Museum, and then went again
+to the Prado, where I saw the King and princesses in an open
+carriage. The crush was so great that one could hardly
+move. After dinner, I visited Señora Queñones de Léon,
+with whom I found the Marquis de San Carlos and his sons,
+and, at their request, played some airs on the zither.</p>
+
+<p>From Madrid I went to Cordova, where I stayed at the
+Hôtel Suiza. Cordova is an interesting town, containing,
+as it does, so much Moorish architecture. Some of the streets
+are so narrow that there is barely room for two people to
+walk abreast, and it is infested by hordes of beggars, mostly
+children in an almost nude condition. The smallness of
+their hands and feet betray their Moorish origin.</p>
+
+<p>After spending a couple of days at Cordova and visiting the
+Cathedral, with its pillars of porphyry, I took the train for
+Seville, where I put up at the Hôtel des Quatre Nations. At
+dinner that evening I sat next to a young man who, I afterwards
+learned, was a son of the President of Brazil. As I
+intended to remain for some time at Seville, I looked out
+for a <i>casa de huespedes</i> (boarding-house), which I found in the
+Plaza Nueva. The Plaza Nueva is the finest square in
+Seville, and contains a great number of orange-trees, which
+at night and early morning throw out the most delicious
+fragrance imaginable. My rooms overlooked the Plaza, and
+at times the perfume of the orange-blossoms, which the
+Spaniards call “<i>azahár</i>,” was so overpowering that one felt
+almost intoxicated.</p>
+
+<p>The <i>casa de huespedes</i> was kept by three young girls—sisters—of
+the name of De Larriva, who told me that they
+would teach me Spanish. The youngest, who was called
+Manuela, was a very pretty brunette of seventeen, with
+jet-black hair, beautiful white teeth, and those peculiar black
+eyes which are rarely seen except in the South. She it was
+who gave me the most instruction, for, though her two
+sisters spoke French fairly well, while Manuela spoke no<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_254"></a>[254]</span>
+language but her own, she was by far the prettiest of the
+trio, and I not unnaturally preferred being taught by her.
+She began by telling me the names of the parts of the face,
+and gradually taught me to pay all kinds of compliments.
+By her advice, I took some lessons, besides, from a professional
+teacher of the language.</p>
+
+<p>Life at this <i>casa de huespedes</i> was very pleasant, apart
+from the food, which, to an English palate, was detestable,
+for every dish was prepared with olive-oil, and even the
+poached eggs tasted of it. The butter was imported from
+Holland and the milk condensed. I lived chiefly on oranges,
+for I found nearly everything else unpleasant to the taste.
+We used to sit down twenty-five to dinner, as a number
+of Artillery officers from the garrison were in the habit
+of dining there.</p>
+
+<p>Among my fellow-guests was an Englishman of seventy,
+a Mr. Heaviside, who had come to Seville on purpose to
+learn to read “Don Quixote” in the original old Spanish.
+Manuela used to tease him, by encouraging him to speak
+Spanish, of which he knew very little. I often went with
+him to a café of an evening to hear the <i>bandhurria</i> played
+with the piano, and occasionally I went for a walk with the
+sisters De Larriva in the fine gardens of the Paseo, where
+there were many tropical plants growing out in the open
+air, and lemon and orange trees perfumed the atmosphere
+deliciously.</p>
+
+<p>An officer whom I knew, Surgeon-Major Orton, happened
+to be spending his leave at Seville, and with him I went to
+visit the Museum, with its lovely pictures by Murillo, and the
+Alcazar, with which we were delighted, the walls being
+covered with beautiful designs in the style of the Alhambra.
+I also visited the Giralda, the view from which is very fine,
+the Carridad, where there were many pictures by Murillo
+and exquisite wood-carvings by Rollas, and the cathedral,
+which is one of the largest in the world.</p>
+
+<p>During the winter the <i>patio</i>, or courtyard, of the houses
+in Seville is but little used, but when spring comes, people
+spend a great part of their time there. When Spaniards<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_255"></a>[255]</span>
+get together they invariably dance with castanet accompaniments.
+Sometimes they dance the Seguidillas, the
+Sevillana, or the Fandango, which is very pretty to watch,
+as both men and women dance with so much <i>élan</i>. This
+is very much the custom, even in aristocratic houses, the
+looker-on applauding and exclaiming: “<i>Ollé, graziosa, muy
+bien, ollé, ollé!</i>” when one of the girls attempts some
+unusual feat.</p>
+
+<p>One evening I went with some of the people at the boarding-house
+to the Calle Trajano to see the dancing there. An
+exceedingly pretty little girl, of ten or eleven, though she
+appeared much older, with black hair, dressed like a Spanish
+woman, with a number of curls round the face, danced with
+a man dancer the “<i>torrero y la Malagueña</i>.” In which dance
+she displayed all the marvellous art of a <i>première danseuse</i>,
+dancing on her points and executing the most difficult <i>entrechats</i>,
+<i>battements</i> and <i>pas de chat</i>, which would have done
+credit to a dancer double her age. Then, suddenly, she
+darted across the room, with her handkerchief in her hand,
+and before I had time to realize what had happened she had
+thrown the handkerchief into my lap and rushed away
+again. Somewhat embarrassed, I inquired of those sitting
+near me what I was supposed to do, and was told that I was
+expected to put some money into it, and that the little <i>danseuse</i>
+would come and fetch it. After the performance, I spoke
+to the little girl, who told me that her name was Salud, and
+asked me to come and see her. I went the following day,
+when she danced for me and gave me her photograph. Afterwards,
+I often went to the Calle Trajano of an evening, where
+I sometimes danced with the Spanish girls, and on one occasion
+danced a polka-mazurka with Salud.</p>
+
+<p>During Holy Week and the “Feria,” which followed
+it, Seville was crowded with visitors, and the prices at
+the hôtels and <i>casas de huespedes</i> were all increased.
+Among the visitors who came to my boarding-house was
+General von Goeben, who commanded a division of the
+German Army in the Franco-German War of 1870, and
+after whom the notorious battleship of Dardanelles fame<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_256"></a>[256]</span>
+was named, and the Marquis de Rampa, an immensely wealthy
+Spanish nobleman, and his daughter. I sat next to the
+daughter, who was quite a young girl, at table, and was
+obliged to make what play I could with my Spanish, as she
+spoke no other language.</p>
+
+<p>The processions which took place day and night during
+Holy Week were very imposing. Images of the Virgin Mary
+figured in all of them. The trains of the dresses, which
+were of immense length and generally of blue or violet velvet,
+must have cost thousands of pounds, as they were most
+exquisitely embroidered with gold and silver lace, diamonds,
+rubies, emeralds and pearls. They were carried by young
+girls. On Palm Sunday, the people who took part in the
+procession were dressed in black, with their faces covered, and
+palm-branches in their hands. On Holy Thursday, I went
+to the Cathedral to see the Archbishop of Seville wash the
+feet of the poor. There was a tremendous crush, and Baron
+von Münchhausen, a Bavarian nobleman, who was with me,
+had his gold watch stolen.</p>
+
+<p>The “Feria” was a very pretty sight. All the principal
+families in Seville took part in it, each having a separate
+tent, in which they entertained their friends and sold various
+objects, somewhat after the fashion of our charity bazaars.
+In some of these tents the saleswomen were young girls, gorgeously
+dressed in red and yellow satin embroidered with
+white lace and wearing white lace mantillas. To most
+of the tents you had to receive an invitation before you were
+allowed to enter, when you were offered chocolate or coffee,
+and, in those belonging to rich families, champagne and other
+wines, the buffets being laid out with a great display of
+silver plate and flowers. In the evening, the different families
+visited each other’s tents, and the dancing of Fandangos,
+Boleros and Seguidillas was kept up until past midnight.</p>
+
+<p>The Carrerras de Caballos (Horse Show) was held in
+another part of the grounds. Here I met Lord Torphichen,
+of the Rifle Brigade, who had come from Gibraltar, where
+his battalion was stationed. He was very surprised to
+see me, as few British officers ever visited Seville.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_257"></a>[257]</span></p>
+
+<p>One of the chief attractions of the “Feria” was the bull-fight,
+to which all the ladies of Seville went, wearing white
+mantillas and their choicest jewels. I went with Baron
+von Münchhausen and General von Goeben. But the latter
+took his departure very early, observing that, though he had
+seen a great deal of bloodshed during the Franco-German War,
+he felt quite faint and could not possibly stand any more
+of such a disgusting spectacle. On my return to the boarding-house,
+Manuela inquired if I had not been delighted with
+the bull-fight, saying that it was the grandest sight in Spain
+and that nothing gave her so much pleasure. I told her
+that I thought it very cruel to the unfortunate horses, when
+she rejoined that, “they were old screws and no longer of
+any use.” I remarked that that did not prevent them
+suffering, upon which she said that hunting was equally
+cruel, and that it was a matter of prejudice and nothing
+else.</p>
+
+<p>“Besides,” added she, “racing is cruel on the horses,
+some people say.”</p>
+
+<p>After that I saw that it was useless to pursue the argument
+further.</p>
+
+<p>During the “Feria,” the ladies of Seville dressed in colours,
+but at other times most women and girls wore black. There
+were some very pretty women in Seville, but the beauties
+were generally to be found among the lower classes, most of
+whom have Moorish blood in their veins, which gives them
+a darker complexion, but also smaller features and very
+tiny hands and feet. Théophile Gautier observes that there
+is nothing more charming than the foot of an Andalusian
+woman, which makes even that of a Frenchwoman appear
+large.</p>
+
+<p>During my stay at Seville, I paid a visit to Cadiz. The
+approach to Cadiz is perfectly lovely and has often been
+compared to the approach to Constantinople. Seen from a
+distance, the town appears to be built of the most exquisitely
+white marble; while the sea, which seems to surround it, is
+of a beautiful sapphire, which rivals in loveliness the heavens
+above, though, as it was early morning, the colour of the sky<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_258"></a>[258]</span>
+was more like that of the turquoise. This illusion is destroyed,
+however, when one enters Cadiz, as many of the houses are
+very far from being of the snowy whiteness which distance
+had lent to them.</p>
+
+<p>At Cadiz, where I put up at the Hôtel des Quatre Nations,
+I came across a Mr. Rueff, whom I had met at Cordova,
+and in his company explored the town and visited several
+of the churches, where Mr. Rueff was much interested in the
+wood-carving, some of which was of exquisite workmanship.
+The day before returning to Seville, I went with Mr. Rueff
+by rail to Jerez, where we visited the wine cellars of Señor
+Misa, who supplied my own and most of the best regiments
+in England with wine. Señor Misa invited us to taste some
+of his best wines, including one which was bottled in the
+year of the Battle of Waterloo. He told us that it was
+sold at £3 the bottle, but it never left the country.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Rueff accompanied me back to Seville, and together
+we visited the Fondacion, where the cannons are made,
+and the Casa de Pilatus, the supposed house of Pontius Pilate.
+A few days later, I paid a visit to Granada, where the red
+hills and grey rocks and the elm trees with their massive
+foliage formed an agreeable contrast to the flat and barren
+country around Seville. On entering the Alhambra, I was
+fortunate enough to make the acquaintance of two English
+ladies, one of whom was married to a Portuguese nobleman
+and lived in the Alhambra. These ladies very kindly
+volunteered to show me all over the Alhambra and explain
+everything to me, an offer which I gladly accepted. The
+Alhambra reminded me to some extent of the Alcazar at
+Seville, as it is built in the same style of Moorish architecture,
+though on a much larger and grander scale. The Court of
+Lions and the adjacent rooms are exquisitely constructed, and
+the marvellous decoration of the walls, with their blending
+of colours and intricate designs, impart a magnificence to
+the “<i>tout ensemble</i>” almost impossible to describe.</p>
+
+<p>One of the most exquisite views I can remember, I had
+when the sun was setting from one of the windows of the
+Alhambra, from which I could see the mountains of the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_259"></a>[259]</span>
+Sierra Nevada, with their summits covered in snow. The
+colours which the sun’s declining rays imparted to the clouds
+were of all the various shades of the opal, making some
+of the tiny clouds appear like roses in the heavens, and the
+heavens themselves as though on fire. Then gradually the
+colours became more subdued, and every shade melted away,
+from the deepest red to the most delicate violet, leaving here
+and there a bunch of roses, which resembled in their pale
+<i>nuance</i> the Souvenir à la Malmaison or Blanche Laffitte.
+This was the effect of the after-glow.</p>
+
+<p>The next day, the two ladies took me to see the Cartuja
+and the Cathedral, and on the following afternoon I went
+with them for a drive into the country, during which I had
+a splendid view of the Sierra Nevada. After dinner, I went
+again to the Alhambra to take leave of my kind friends, and
+heard the nightingales sing as I had never heard before or
+since in my life.</p>
+
+<p>Early next morning I left Granada for Seville. At a
+lonely spot beyond Antequeria the train came to a stop, owing
+to the line being blocked by a broken-down engine, and we
+were told that it might be some time before we should be
+able to proceed. Many of the passengers appeared greatly
+alarmed, and, on inquiring the reason, I was informed that
+this part of the country was infested by brigands, who might
+at any moment come down upon us. However, we saw nothing
+of these gentry, and at the end of a couple of hours the
+engine which barred our way was got off the rails, and we
+continued our journey.</p>
+
+<p>Towards the end of April, the weather became intolerably
+hot at Seville, and I reluctantly decided to bring my stay
+there to a close. I accordingly bade farewell to Manuela
+and my other friends at the <i>casa de huespedes</i> and took the
+train for Madrid, where I again put up at the Hôtel de Paris.
+I stayed for some days at Madrid, visited two or three of the
+principal theatres and dined with Doña Queñones de Léon,
+the Marquis de San Carlos, and other people whom I knew.
+I also went several times to the Museum, where I made the
+acquaintance of a Señorita Hélène de España, a wonderfully<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_260"></a>[260]</span>
+pretty girl of seventeen, who was engaged in copying a
+painting by Van Dyck. This Señorita Hélène de España
+was a blonde with blue eyes and fair hair, a type of beauty
+not often met with in Spain, but it appeared that she was of
+English descent on her mother’s side, though she could not
+speak English. She seemed to be a young lady of a rather
+romantic temperament, for, after a very short acquaintance,
+she told me that I might serenade her by night beneath her
+window. But I did not avail myself of this permission,
+which I often regretted since not having done.</p>
+
+<p>Before leaving Madrid, I spent a day at Toledo, where,
+under the wing of a guide, I visited the Cathedral of San Juan
+de los Reyes, the Jewish synagogue, and the royal manufactory
+of steel weapons. This manufactory is one of the
+best in Europe, and the way in which the upper part of the
+blades of the swords and daggers made here is inlaid in gold
+and silver gives them a very costly as well as a very charming
+appearance. Some of the weapons were for sale, and I
+purchased a very fine dagger, beautifully inlaid with gold
+arabesque designs. These daggers are of so fine a steel
+that they will easily pierce a silver coin without breaking.
+Toledo is one of the oldest towns in Spain, and the last place
+in which the Jews were allowed to reside before they were
+banished from Spain. This accounts for its inhabitants
+having a Jewish cast of countenance.</p>
+
+<p>I arrived in Paris on my birthday, May 5th. The Exhibition
+had now begun, and I visited it on several occasions with
+my father and other friends. I was much interested in the
+prize zithers sent by Anton Kiendl of Vienna, which were
+truly beautiful instruments, and very delighted with the
+playing of a Hungarian gipsy band in the Austro-Hungarian
+section of the Exhibition. At the Grand Opéra I heard
+<i>l’Africaine</i> for the second time, and also went to the Théâtre
+de la Renaissance to see <i>le Petit Duc</i>, in which Mlle. Granier
+and Emil Meyer sang, and to the “Français,” where I saw
+Got, Coquelin and Mlles. Reichemberg, Agar and Croizette
+in <i>les Fourchambault</i>. I attended a race-meeting at Longchamps
+with my father, where we met the Hon. Albert Bingham<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_261"></a>[261]</span>
+and Howard Vyse, who returned with us to Paris, and in
+the evening we went to Musard’s Concert, at which the Prince
+of Wales was present. Altogether, I had a very pleasant
+time, but my three months’ sick leave was now on the point
+of expiring, and I was obliged to return to England to rejoin
+my regiment.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_262"></a>[262]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XXVIII">CHAPTER XXVIII</h2>
+
+<p class="hanging">I meet Byron Again—I endeavour to Exchange—Basil Montgomery—My
+Illness—Why I was not Placed on Half-pay</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>My Colonel appeared anything but pleased at my return.
+He had, it seems, been hopeful that my application
+for sick leave was but a preliminary step to my resigning my
+commission, when he had intended to replace me by a friend
+of his from the 4th Battalion; and was, therefore, naturally
+disappointed at my reappearance upon the scene.</p>
+
+<p><i>À propos</i> of colonels and the way in which they treated
+officers to whom they happened to have taken a dislike,
+there was, just about this time, a great scandal in another
+battalion of my regiment.</p>
+
+<p>Among the subalterns of this battalion was a certain
+Lieutenant Gilbert, who was very popular with his brother-officers;
+but his Colonel, who was a terrible martinet,
+persecuted him to a shameful degree and lost no opportunity
+of making his life a burden to him. One day, during a parade
+in which this officer was right guide of his company, the
+Colonel bullied him in a way which disgusted everyone.
+Suddenly, after being sworn at in the most disgraceful manner,
+the poor young fellow, his powers of self-control exhausted,
+threw down his sword. The Colonel at once ordered the
+Adjutant to place him under arrest, and he was subsequently
+tried by court-martial, found guilty of insubordination on
+parade and cashiered. At the same time, the Colonel was
+told that he must retire from the Service at once. It was
+said that, had Gilbert not thrown down his sword, matters
+would have turned out very differently, for the Colonel
+had behaved so outrageously that he would have been<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_263"></a>[263]</span>
+cashiered himself, that is to say, if anyone had had the courage
+to bring his conduct to the notice of his superiors; and, as
+the battalion was on the point of mutiny, this would probably
+have been done.</p>
+
+<p>The 2nd Battalion, 10th Regiment, to the command of
+which my friend Byron had recently succeeded, had just
+arrived at Aldershot, and I was naturally delighted to see
+him again. He invited me to dine at the 10th’s mess, where
+I spent a most pleasant evening. During dinner, Byron
+said:—</p>
+
+<p>“You were very foolish to leave us. If you had stayed,
+as you may remember I advised you to do, you would have
+had me for your C.O., and would have had a very easy time of
+it, and have been able to do as you pleased.”</p>
+
+<p>He added that, in his opinion, there was no comparison
+between the two Rifle regiments, so far as the social position
+of officers serving in them was concerned, and that, from
+what he had heard, as his brother was a major in my regiment,
+but in a different battalion (He later commanded the
+2nd Battalion), I was not only in the inferior regiment, but in
+its worst battalion, commanded by a chief about whom
+few people seemed to have a good word to say.</p>
+
+<p>All this was only too true, and I could only reply that,
+had I been able to see a little into the future, I would certainly
+have remained with the 10th Regiment. It was unfortunate,
+too, my not being able to remain with the 2nd Battalion of
+the Rifles in India, as I liked them all very much.</p>
+
+<p>In May, the German Crown Prince, who was on a visit
+to England, came down to Aldershot to inspect the troops.
+We could well have dispensed with the honour he did us,
+as it was a pouring wet day and bitterly cold, and by the
+time we got back to camp we were drenched to the skin.
+This experience, as may be supposed, did not do me any good,
+although I felt no ill effects at the time.</p>
+
+<p>I was in town a good deal during the season, and went
+several times to the Opera, where I heard Patti in <i>Il Barbiere
+de Seviglia</i>, <i>Don Giovanni</i>, <i>Aïda</i> and <i>Semiramide</i>, Albani
+in <i>Atala</i>, the Spanish tenor Gayarré in <i>Lucrezia Borgia</i> and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_264"></a>[264]</span>
+Jean de Reszke in <i>les Huguenots</i>. Early in July, my father
+came over to England, and I went with him to the Eton
+and Harrow match at Lord’s, where we lunched on Tom
+Hohler’s drag. Jim Doyne was in town, and I saw a good
+deal of him, and we often lunched and dined together. In
+fact, on my visits to London I generally contrived to have a
+very good time; but at Aldershot things were not so pleasant,
+and matters came to a head on the day my battalion was
+inspected by Brigadier-General Anderson.</p>
+
+<p>The inspection passed off pretty satisfactorily. Each
+officer in succession was called up by the Brigadier and told
+to put his men through certain movements. The Brigadier
+found fault with two of the officers, and complained about
+them to the Colonel, who, however, assured him that on
+ordinary occasions their work was quite satisfactory. I
+was now in command of Allen’s company, and when my
+turn came, I had no difficulty in performing all the requisite
+movements, and was complimented by the Brigadier, who
+then turned to the Colonel and remarked:—</p>
+
+<p>“I can find no fault with this officer; he knows his work
+better than some of the others.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t know how it is, Sir,” replied the Chief, with
+difficulty concealing his annoyance, “but to-day he seems
+smarter than usual.”</p>
+
+<p>The Colonel, it appeared, had made a very bad report on
+me to the General, which would have been sent to the War
+Office if the latter had confirmed it; but this the Brigadier
+told him he was quite unable to do. The Colonel then said
+that it was in looking after my company that I was deficient,
+to which his superior replied that he would see into the matter
+and send for us both in a day or two.</p>
+
+<p>I had written to General Sir John Douglas, K.C.B., who
+commanded the Forces in Scotland, and had married a
+daughter of Earl Cathcart, complaining of my Chief’s treatment
+of me; and Sir John had written to Brigadier-General
+Anderson about me. It was owing to this that the latter
+watched me so carefully, in order to see if I were really so
+ignorant of my work as my Chief had represented, and,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_265"></a>[265]</span>
+having satisfied himself to the contrary, he had decided to
+investigate my case further.</p>
+
+<p>However, the Colonel, having got rid of Beauclerk and
+Allen, had now made up his mind to get rid of me also.
+Accordingly, he sent Major Northey to advise me to exchange
+into another battalion, as he was determined that I should
+not remain in his. The Major said that it was no good my
+trying to resist so obstinate a man as the Chief, and named
+an officer whom the Colonel was anxious to have in his
+battalion, who would probably be willing to exchange with
+me.</p>
+
+<p>“You know what he is when he has once taken a dislike
+to anyone,” he added. “Remember Beauclerk’s case.
+If you will take my advice, you will communicate with the
+officer I have mentioned at once.”</p>
+
+<p>I said that I would do as Major Northey advised, and
+wrote to the officer in question, who replied that, as he was
+short of money, he would only exchange in consideration of
+my paying him the sum of £300. He pointed out that his
+battalion was remaining in England, while mine would
+shortly be going on foreign service, and perhaps even on
+active service.</p>
+
+<p>I may mention that some time before this I had been told
+by my cousin, Emily Cathcart, that I had a very good chance
+of being chosen as private secretary to the Duke of Argyll,
+who was then Governor of Canada; but eventually a relative
+of his was offered the post.</p>
+
+<p>The Colonel, in the belief that I was about to exchange,
+now became quite amiable towards me. At times he would
+send Wilkinson, the Adjutant, to ascertain how matters were
+progressing, and I was not a little amused by the way in
+which Wilkinson, who did not wish me to suspect the object
+of his visit, would lead up to the subject.</p>
+
+<p>The eccentricities of our Chief at this time caused the whole
+battalion great annoyance. It was an unusually hot summer,
+and he used to inspect us of a morning wearing mufti and
+holding a huge white umbrella over his head, a precaution
+which he explained by saying that he had had a touch of<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_266"></a>[266]</span>
+sun whilst serving in India. If this were really the case, it
+probably accounted for his constant outbursts of temper.
+At these inspections, he was accustomed to display the most
+exasperating solicitude about the men’s uniform, inspecting
+each man separately, and fingering every button to ascertain
+whether it were loose or not. This sort of thing, which
+could, of course, have been very well undertaken by the
+company commanders in barracks, instead of by the C.O.
+on parade, under a broiling sun, used sometimes to occupy
+hours, and was naturally very trying indeed to everyone.</p>
+
+<p>One morning, towards the end of July, I was playing at
+single-stick with Holled-Smith, when I received rather a
+severe hit on the side, which made me feel so ill that I went
+to bed and sent for our surgeon, who told me that my liver,
+from which I had suffered so much in India, was affected. He
+made me remain in bed for several days, at the end of which I
+was well enough to return to duty.</p>
+
+<p>A day or two later, I was told by the Adjutant that I had
+to go with him to Brigadier-General Anderson, and that the
+Colonel would be there. The General asked me several
+questions on military matters, all of which I answered
+correctly, and then requested the Colonel to tell him in what
+he found fault with me.</p>
+
+<p>“I find that he does not pay sufficient attention to his
+duty,” answered my Chief.</p>
+
+<p>“But,” observed the General, “you said first of all that he
+does not know his work, which I find not to be the case. Now
+you say that he does not pay sufficient attention to his duty;
+but I have inspected his company, and I do not find it in
+any way less well looked after than the other companies
+in your battalion. I really cannot agree with you in your
+opinion, and must make notes upon the report you have
+forwarded to me.”</p>
+
+<p>The General then dismissed us, and I returned to my
+quarters, very relieved at the result of the interview.</p>
+
+<p>The other officers were naturally very anxious to know
+what had happened, and, when I told them, all advised
+me to remain in the battalion, and not to exchange,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_267"></a>[267]</span>
+saying that the Chief had shown himself to be in the wrong,
+and that the General, who was a first-rate officer, must have
+seen at once that it was nothing but spite on his part, for
+which he would no doubt severely reprimand him. Captain
+de Robeck, whose advice was nearly always worth following,
+said to me:—</p>
+
+<p>“If you exchange, it will cost you £300, and I don’t
+think it is worth it. I should brave it out, were I in your
+place.”</p>
+
+<p>The other officers told me the same, and declared that it
+would show great weakness on my part if I left the battalion.</p>
+
+<p>As events turned out, I had no option in the matter, since
+my father, to whom I had written asking for the £300 I
+required to purchase my exchange, could not see his way
+just then to let me have the money, as he had been so robbed
+by a lawyer, a trustee. And so I had to “brave it out,”
+<i>bon gré, mal gré</i>, and to derive what consolation I might from
+the reflection that, after what had happened, I should probably
+have an easier time of it, and should no longer have to endure
+all the extra parades which the Chief had been in the habit
+of inflicting upon me.</p>
+
+<p>Vain illusion! So far from being allowed a rest, I found
+that I had, if possible, more to do than ever, the Adjutant
+having apparently received orders from the Chief to give me
+all the extra work he could possibly find for me to do. And,
+even without these extra parades, the work in the hottest
+weeks of an exceptionally hot summer would have been quite
+heavy enough. Thorne, an old Etonian, an excellent young
+man, one of the nicest lieutenants in the regiment, advised
+me to ask for a Court of Inquiry, which he felt sure the
+General would approve of, and would very likely ask for
+himself, without my applying for one.</p>
+
+<p>One night, Basil Montgomery, who had been in the 2nd
+Battalion with me in India, dined at our mess. He told me
+that he was on the point of going out to India again, as private
+secretary to his brother-in-law, the Duke of Buckingham,
+who was Governor of Madras. He added that he disliked
+India, and would prefer to be a crossing-sweeper in England<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_268"></a>[268]</span>
+than a prince out there, but that he was obliged to accept the
+post that had been offered him. However, he only remained
+about six months in India, as he did not hit it off with the
+Duke, who was a very difficult person indeed to get on with.</p>
+
+<p>Towards the end of the season (through my cousin, Miss
+Anne Cathcart), I was asked by Herr Schultz, from whom the
+Princess of Wales was then taking lessons on the zither, to
+play at a concert which was to be given shortly at Marlborough
+House. I willingly consented and went up to
+town several times to practise for the concert, which, unhappily,
+I was to be prevented from taking part in.</p>
+
+<p>For some time I had again been suffering from rheumatism,
+which affected my heart. I consulted Sir William Jenner,
+who warned me not to exert myself too much. But this
+advice I was unable to follow, as though the regimental
+surgeon made an application to the Chief for me to be excused
+some of the parades, it was at once refused.</p>
+
+<p>One intensely hot day, we were kept on parade for a long
+while with nothing but our forage-caps to protect us from the
+scorching sun. Suddenly, I experienced the most excruciating
+pains in the head, and felt as if everything about me was turning
+round. This giddiness soon passed, but on coming off
+parade I felt very unwell. However, as I was orderly officer
+of the day, I performed everything that was required of me.</p>
+
+<p>That evening at mess, where I was acting as vice-president,
+I suddenly turned to the officer on my left, one of the senior
+lieutenants, Thorne, and said:—</p>
+
+<p>“I have lost the use of my right hand and foot!”</p>
+
+<p>Thorne poured me out some brandy and told me to drink
+it off, but on trying afterwards to rise from my seat, I fell
+down. Thorne and another officer assisted me to my quarters,
+where, remembering that I had to turn out the guard, I
+tried to buckle on my sword, only to fall again. They then
+put me to bed, and sent for Surgeon Comerford, who at once
+declared that I was suffering from sunstroke. My father was
+telegraphed for, and, on his arrival, asked Surgeon-Major
+McCormack to visit me. The latter took so serious a view of
+the case, saying that I had but a few hours to live, that my<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_269"></a>[269]</span>
+father lost no time in calling in a London specialist, who said
+that my heart was in a bad way and that I must have had a
+sunstroke on parade. When I grew a little better, my father
+wished to take me to Paris, but the London doctor advised
+my not being moved for several weeks.</p>
+
+<p>The Colonel, who was perhaps experiencing some twinges
+of remorse for the manner in which he had treated me, came
+to visit me and was very kind, sending me fruit and game.
+He had, however, previously dispatched Gunning to ascertain
+if I intended to resign my commission, as, in the event of my
+being placed on half-pay, the Colonel said the battalion might
+have a year or two to wait for my place to be filled up, and
+we were very short of officers. Besides this, Gunning was
+anxious himself to obtain my step in promotion, though he
+did not say so on this occasion.</p>
+
+<p>I had several visitors while I was confined to my quarters,
+apart from my brother-officers. One day, Mrs. William Adair
+and her daughter came to see me, and were very surprised
+at finding me so ill, as only a few days before I had walked
+over from Aldershot to spend the day at their house at Whiteways
+End, a distance of six miles. Mrs. Adair, who was a
+grand-daughter of the Duke of Roxburghe, was considered
+one of the most beautiful women in England. Her daughter,
+who was then sixteen, was also extremely pretty, though of
+a very different type of beauty from her mother, being very
+fair. Mrs. Wellesley sent her little son “Cissy” to cheer me
+up several times, in which task he was very successful, as he
+was always most pleasant company.</p>
+
+<p>It was some weeks before I was able to leave Aldershot,
+as I had almost entirely lost the use of my right arm and leg.
+The Colonel wanted me to be examined there by a Medical
+Board, consisting of Surgeon-Major McCormack and Surgeon
+Comerford, and, though several officers in my regiment
+advised me to have the Board held in London, he got his way
+in the matter. No one was supposed to know the result of
+the Board until it had been approved of by the War Office.</p>
+
+<p>So soon as I was well enough to stand the journey, I went
+up to London, accompanied by my father and my soldier-servant,<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_270"></a>[270]</span>
+Spearing. On the advice of Dr. Russell-Reynolds,
+my father took me to Paris to consult Professor Charcot and
+Dr. Brown-Séquard, who at first held out some hopes of
+my recovery. The War Office had granted me three months’
+leave, and, when it expired, as I had not recovered the use of
+my limbs, they refused to place me on half-pay, and on
+the 1st of January 1879, I was obliged to resign my commission.
+The reason they gave was that the Medical Board at
+Aldershot had stated that my illness was not caused in and by
+the Service.</p>
+
+<p>The Earl of Berkeley, who wrote my letter of resignation
+from Paris for me, as I was unable to do so myself, said in
+this:—</p>
+
+<div class="blockquote">
+
+<p>“<i>In conformity with the instructions I received from the
+War Office, I have forwarded my resignation to the officer in
+command of my battalion. I had ventured to hope that a
+certificate I forwarded to the Colonel of the regiment from one
+of the most eminent consulting physicians in Paris, stating
+that my illness was the result of sunstroke, might have pleaded
+my cause with H.R.H. the Commander-in-Chief. I have
+another certificate which I have not under the circumstances
+taken the liberty of forwarding to you, but I would gladly do
+so, if I thought my case might be pleaded with H.R.H.</i>”</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>A further letter, also written for me by Lord Berkeley,
+was sent to my Colonel:—</p>
+
+<div class="blockquote">
+
+<p>“<i>Although I have the opinion of the most eminent physicians
+that my unfortunate illness was the result of sunstroke sustained
+when on duty, I yield to the decision of the Field-Marshal
+Commander-in-Chief, and hereby tender my resignation of
+H.M. Service.</i>”</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p>General Sir John Douglas, then commanding the Forces
+in Scotland, wrote to me:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquote">
+
+<p>“<i>I have found out, through General Taylor (79th Highlanders),
+at the War Office, that it is through your Colonel’s
+influence that they have refused to place you on half-pay, and
+it is quite impossible to overcome this influence.</i>”</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_271"></a>[271]</span></p>
+
+<p>A year or two afterwards, I happened to meet Surgeon
+Comerford in London, when I reproached him for not mentioning
+my sunstroke at the Medical Board at Aldershot.
+He assured me that he was prepared to swear on the Bible
+that he had done so, adding that my Colonel could not have
+forwarded his report correctly to the War Office, or else I
+should have been placed on half-pay. He had fully expected
+that I should have been, and was surprised that such was not
+the case.</p>
+
+<p>I may here mention that there were only two medical
+officers on the Board: Surgeon-Major McCormack and
+Surgeon Comerford. The former had only seen me once
+before in his life, so I presume the report must have been
+written by Surgeon Comerford; but, as I have never seen the
+report, I cannot be quite certain.</p>
+
+<p>Captain Howard Vyse, late of the “Blues,” said to me in
+Paris, when I showed him a letter which I had received from
+the War Office:—</p>
+
+<p>“Thank God! such a thing could not happen with the
+Household troops. The officers would not allow it either.
+To lose one’s health in the Service, and then to receive no
+compensation whatever! I never heard of such a case;
+it is simply disgraceful!”</p>
+
+<p>In recent years—in 1909—several officers who had served
+with me, including my Colonel, the late General Sir W.
+Leigh-Pemberton, forwarded letters to the War Office, stating
+that they remembered my sunstroke at Aldershot as being
+the cause of my paralysis,<a id="FNanchor_26" href="#Footnote_26" class="fnanchor">[26]</a> and I forwarded medical certificates
+to prove that my paralysis was the result of sunstroke
+while on duty there. The reply received by General Sir H.
+Geary, K.C.B., was that the Army Council had made an
+inquiry, and that “no evidence can be traced to show that
+he sustained a sunstroke while on duty at Aldershot in
+August, 1878. In any case, it would seem practically impossible<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_272"></a>[272]</span>
+to prove that his present disability was the outcome
+of illness contracted in and by the Service more than thirty
+years ago. Not only the absence of confirmatory records,
+but the whole procedure at the time is out of keeping with
+the theory that his resignation was due to illness caused
+by military duty.”</p>
+
+<p>Sir William Gull, under whose treatment I was for some
+years, in the early eighties, told me that my paralysis was
+caused by embolism, owing to the sunstroke at Aldershot in
+1878, adding that he had a very bad opinion of Army doctors
+in general, who were constantly making dreadful mistakes,
+and indeed, were no better than the doctors mentioned by
+Lesage in <i>Gil Blas</i>.</p>
+
+<p>In 1918, Field-Marshal Lord Grenfell, who was formerly
+in the 1st Battalion of my old regiment, had great hopes of
+obtaining a pension or retired pay for me from the War
+Office, but so far his most kind efforts on my behalf have
+been fruitless. It would appear that philosophy is not at
+all studied at the War Office, for they persist in maintaining
+that it is possible for the same thing to be and not to be,
+which is contrary to the ideas of the most abstruse philosophers.
+With regard to the Ministry of Pensions (whose
+Secretary is Sir Matthew Nathan), above its portals ought
+to be written “Lasciate ogni Speranza.” It is to be hoped
+that with Mr. Winston Churchill, the author of “Savrola,”
+as Secretary of State for War, some ideas of justice may be
+imparted to both of them. I hope so, not only for my own
+sake, but for that of the whole Army.</p>
+
+<p class="titlepage">THE END</p>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="footnotes">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="FOOTNOTES">FOOTNOTES</h2>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_1" href="#FNanchor_1" class="label">[1]</a> I heard from the late Lady Ritchie, Thackeray’s daughter, some little
+time before her death. She was kind enough to be interested in this book,
+but told me that she was a young girl when her father was at Homburg and
+had scarcely any recollection of those days. My father used often to observe
+that Thackeray was one of the most charming and amusing men he ever
+knew, and seemed surprised when I told him that I remembered so little
+of him at Homburg, saying that he was nearly always with us at the Kursaal
+or in the grounds of the Kurhaus and was exceedingly fond of me.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_2" href="#FNanchor_2" class="label">[2]</a> Henry Greville writes in his diary, under date October 12th, 1846: “Came
+to Worsley with Slade, found here party assembled to meet the Duchess of
+Gloucester. Lady Caroline Murray was in attendance on the Duchess,
+who is the most amiable and least troublesome Princess it is possible to see.”</p>
+
+<p>One day a very nervous lady called on the Duchess of Gloucester, a daughter
+of George III., and remained a long time, being under the impression that
+Her Royal Highness would give the signal when she wished her to withdraw,
+and fearing to commit a breach of etiquette if she rose before the duchess.
+However, after a very long time, Her Royal Highness rose and left the room,
+upon which the lady retired. The latter was in great distress when she
+was subsequently told of the mistake she had made. This incident was related
+to me by my mother, who was acquainted with the lady at the time.</p>
+
+<p>I may perhaps mention here an incident about Queen Adelaide, wife of
+William IV., who had a very slight acquaintance with the English language.
+One of the first sentences she learned by heart was: “How are you off for
+soap?” Her Majesty was so pleased at being able to speak a little English
+that she asked this question of every lady whom she happened to address,
+smiling amiably the while. Some of them were rather astounded, but there
+was a certain fascination in this phrase which took Her Majesty’s fancy,
+and it may be that the look of surprise on the faces of some of the old dowagers
+added to her delight and made her repeat it all the more. This anecdote
+was told me by a lady who had known Queen Adelaide personally and was
+often with her.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_3" href="#FNanchor_3" class="label">[3]</a> In after years, at Aldershot, I knew the late General Lord C——, son
+of the above mentioned Lady C——, very well. Once, at a concert, I played
+a piece of music on the zither, for which I received an encore, but a string of
+the instrument having broken, had to be replaced before I could take it.
+Lord C—— was kind enough to make a short speech for me and explain to
+the large audience what had happened, as I did not feel equal to doing so
+myself. He was a most kind and affable man and a good general, though the
+War Office, with their usual <i>manque de tact</i>, blamed him in the Zulu War
+for the faults of others as well, whose errors they wished to conceal. But,
+as General von Goeben, the celebrated Prussian general of division in the
+Franco-German War of 1870, said to me at Seville, where I lived in the same
+<i>casa de huespedes</i> with him for some weeks, <i>à propos</i> of an affair of another
+kind: “What can you expect from a Secretary of State for War, who is a
+civilian. You might just as well have an old washerwoman (<i>Wäscherin</i>) at the
+head of your War Office. She might perhaps even be more useful.”</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_4" href="#FNanchor_4" class="label">[4]</a> Count Perponcher always selected the ballet dancers for the Opera in
+Berlin. Many years ago I made the acquaintance at Milan of a lovely,
+fair Polish girl, Marie Urbanska by name, who was studying dancing there,
+and danced occasionally in the ballet at La Scala. She was then sixteen,
+and during her stay at Milan, all her expenses were paid by Count Perponcher.
+The Emperor William always called her “the little Countess” (<i>die Kleine
+Gräfin</i>), as her father was a Polish count, and she was still second <i>danseuse</i>
+at the Berlin Opera twelve years ago. One night, as she was ascending the
+stairs at the Villa Manzoni, where I too was staying, she was seized and gagged
+and conveyed to the house of a gentleman, who told her that he was in love
+with her. But she insisted on leaving the house, which he allowed her to
+do. The man in question, who was a German, was obliged to leave Milan,
+in consequence of this affair, which, however, was hushed up, as he came of
+a well-known family in Germany.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_5" href="#FNanchor_5" class="label">[5]</a> The late Baron Ferdinand de Rothschild told a young English girl of
+sixteen whom I knew that, if he could by some means regain his youth,
+like Faust in Goethe’s play, and be the same age as she was, he would willingly
+give up his entire fortune. He was then about fifty-four years of age. When
+the young lady in question repeated this to a late member of the Turf Club
+in my presence, the latter observed: “Ferdy must have set a high value
+on his youth, for I asked him to let me have £200 lately for a common friend
+who was at school with us and is now ruined, which he refused to do. Consequently,
+I have quarrelled with him for ever.”</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_6" href="#FNanchor_6" class="label">[6]</a> <i>À propos</i> of Napoleon, it is strange how great was his fondness for music.
+A person whose voice flattered his ear rarely displeased him. But, if a name
+had a harsh sound, he muttered it between his teeth, and never uttered it
+aloud. Grillparzer says of Napoleon: “Er war zu gross, weil seine Zeit
+zu klein.” (“He was too great, because the age in which he lived was too
+little.”) Napoleon imagined that he would have made Corneille a prince
+if he had lived in his time, but it is more likely that he would have imprisoned
+him for life.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_7" href="#FNanchor_7" class="label">[7]</a> The late Henry Labouchere’s grandfather was, as a young man, a clerk
+in a bank in Somersetshire, and in receipt of a salary of about £80 a year,
+when he fell in love with Sir Francis Baring’s daughter. As, in ordinary
+circumstances, he had not the smallest chance of obtaining the consent
+of the lady’s father, he conceived the following ingenious plan of overcoming
+the difficulty.</p>
+
+<p>Presenting himself before the senior partner of the bank in which
+he was employed, he inquired whether it would be possible for him to
+become a partner forthwith. The banker burst out laughing. “What,
+you!” he exclaimed. “Why, you are only a junior clerk. How can you
+ever think of such a thing? The idea is simply ridiculous.” “But supposing,”
+rejoined Labouchere, with perfect aplomb, “that I had already
+received the consent of Sir Francis Baring to marry his daughter?” “Oh,
+that alters the case entirely. If what you say is true, then you could, of
+course, easily become a partner.” Labouchere then approached Sir Francis
+Baring and asked him for his daughter’s hand. That important personage
+was even more indignant at the young man’s presumption than the banker
+had been, and told him what he thought of it very plainly. “But supposing,”
+said Labouchere, not a whit disconcerted, “that I am not what you think I
+am, but a partner of the bank.” The baronet’s manner changed. “If,” he
+answered, “you are a partner of the bank, as you tell me, I will talk the
+matter over with my daughter.” In the result, Labouchere married Sir
+Francis Baring’s daughter and became, at the same time, a partner in the
+Somersetshire bank. His son was created Lord Taunton, and Henry
+Labouchere would have been heir to the title, but, as it was only a life peerage,
+it did not descend to him. This anecdote was related to me by an uncle of
+mine by marriage, who was Clerk of the Peace for the county of Somerset.
+I have heard it also related by others.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_8" href="#FNanchor_8" class="label">[8]</a> Desseins Hôtel has been demolished in recent years. It was a most
+luxurious hôtel, and is mentioned in the works of Sterne, Thackeray and
+Dickens.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_9" href="#FNanchor_9" class="label">[9]</a> Godfrey Astell told me a rather amusing story about himself when I
+was in the regiment with him. He had been invited to shoot over a large
+estate in Scotland, and one of the gamekeepers looked particularly well after
+him all day, pointing out where the best beats and coverts were, and exclaiming
+every time a pheasant rose: “Godfrey, now’s your chance!” It subsequently
+transpired that the man, on hearing Astell called Godfrey by his
+friends, was under the impression that this was some high title he possessed,
+having no idea that it was only his Christian name.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_10" href="#FNanchor_10" class="label">[10]</a> I had a letter before the war from Mr. Winston Churchill, Lord Randolph’s
+son, in answer to one in which I had told him that, in certain respects, he
+reminded me of Mirabeau, and that I was convinced that he would become
+Prime Minister before very long.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_11" href="#FNanchor_11" class="label">[11]</a> I heard from Lord Willoughby de Broke, the son of the one mentioned
+here, some years ago. He was then <i>en route</i> for the Caucasus, and he
+told me that he had read my book on Paris and Vienna with pleasure and
+interest, though he was not aware at the time by whom it was written. He
+is one of the most energetic members of the House of Lords, and it is to be
+hoped that he will do everything in his power to recover for it its lost prestige.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_12" href="#FNanchor_12" class="label">[12]</a> Grillparzer says that it has often struck him that Shakespeare took some
+of his ideas from Lope de Vega’s plays. Shakespeare’s Miranda, he says,
+could be compared with the character it resembles in <i>Los tres diamantes</i>,
+and the love-scenes in the latter are quite on a par with those in “Romeo and
+Juliet.” The plot of “The Merry Wives of Windsor” is similar to that of
+<i>Los ferias de Madrid</i>. As for <i>Los pleitos de Inglaterra</i>, he regards this play
+as incomparable, and the love-scenes in “Romeo and Juliet” appear almost
+to pale in comparison. “I wish,” he continues, “Lessing had known
+Calderon and Lope de Vega. He would perhaps have found that there was
+more connection with the German <i>esprit</i> than in the far too gigantic Shakespeare.
+Perhaps “Macbeth” is Shakespeare’s greatest work; it is without
+doubt the most realistic.”</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_13" href="#FNanchor_13" class="label">[13]</a> During the four years I was at Eton, we won the “Ladies’” at Henley
+every time. The winning crews were composed as follows:—</p>
+
+<p>1867: W. D. Benson (captain), A. G. P. Lewis (stroke), T. McClintock-Bunbury,
+W. G. Calvert, J. H. Ridley, R. W. Morehouse, G. H. Woodhouse,
+J. E. Edwards-Moss, F. H. Elliot (cox).</p>
+
+<p>1868: T. McClintock-Bunbury (captain and stroke), W. C. Calvert, J. E.
+Edwards-Moss, F. A. Currey, J. Goldie (K.S.), F. Johnstone, J. W.
+McClintock-Bunbury, W. Farrer, F. E. Elliot (cox).</p>
+
+<p>1869: J. E. Edwards-Moss (captain), F. A. Currey, F. Johnstone, J. W.
+McClintock-Bunbury (stroke), F. C. Ricardo, J. S. Follett, F. E. H. Elliot,
+M. G. Farrer, W. C. Cartwright (cox).</p>
+
+<p>1870: F. A. Currey (captain), J. W. McClintock-Bunbury (stroke), F. C
+Ricardo, J. S. Follett, A. W. Mulholland, C. W. Benson, R. E. Naylor, A.
+C. Yarborough, W. C. Cartwright (cox).</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_14" href="#FNanchor_14" class="label">[14]</a> The Eton Eleven, during the four years I was there, was composed as
+follows:</p>
+
+<p>1867: C. R. Alexander (captain), C. I. Thornton, W. H. Walrond, H. M.
+Walter, W. C. Higgins, C. J. Ottaway, W. F. Tritton, M. Horner, W. H.
+Hay, E. Wormald, P. Currey. Match drawn.</p>
+
+<p>1868: C. I. Thornton (captain), H. M. Walter, W. C. Higgins, C. J. Ottaway,
+W. F. Tritton, W. H. Hay, P. Currey, Hon. G. Harris, J. Maude, S. E. Butler,
+G. H. Longman. Harrow beat Eton by seven wickets.</p>
+
+<p>1869: W. C. Higgins (captain), G. H. Longman, A. S. Tabor, F. W. Rhodes,
+F. Pickering, J. P. Rodger, Lord Clifton, C. J. Ottaway, M. Maude, Hon.
+G. Harris, E. Butler. Eton won by an innings and nineteen runs.</p>
+
+<p>1870: Hon. G. Harris (captain), G. H. Longman, A. S. Tabor, F. W. Rhodes,
+F. Pickering, J. P. Rodger, Lord Clifton, G. H. Cammell, M. A. Tollemache,
+A. F. Ridley, Hon. A. Lyttelton. Eton won by twenty-one runs.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_15" href="#FNanchor_15" class="label">[15]</a> <i>À propos</i> of Peterborough, I once heard a good story about a Bishop of
+Peterborough—Dr. Magee, I think—which was told me by my tutor
+at Eton. Some people, who had never seen him, were very anxious to hear
+him preach and therefore went early in the morning to the cathedral to
+secure good seats. A man showed them over the cathedral, where they
+retained the best seats they could find, and, on leaving, one of the party gave
+their cicerone, whom they took for the verger, five shillings. The latter
+put the money in his pocket, and then to their astonishment said: “I am
+not the verger, but the Bishop of Peterborough himself. However, I shall
+keep the five shillings all the same, for I have found you a good pew, and what
+I have received I shall give to the poor.”</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_16" href="#FNanchor_16" class="label">[16]</a> The Hon. Thomas Fitzwilliam, who was then in the 10th Hussars, married
+Elgiva Kinglake, whose brother was at Eton with me. She was very pretty
+and a remarkably good rider, but she died quite early in life, and her husband
+did not long survive her. She was a great friend of Mary, Duchess of Hamilton,
+and I remember once, at a meet of the Devon and Somerset Staghounds
+on the Exmoor hills, being much struck by the beauty of the Duchess, who
+was present with Elgiva Fitzwilliam, for they always hunted with these
+hounds in those days.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_17" href="#FNanchor_17" class="label">[17]</a> Jim Doyne, in later years, bore some resemblance to the late King
+Edward VII., then Prince of Wales, and at Pratt’s, one evening, the late Duke
+of Beaufort walked up to him, and, holding out his hand, said: “I wish
+you good evening, sir.” Doyne felt very flattered at the mistake, which,
+however, the Duke at once discovered. Nevertheless, when meeting my
+friend afterwards, he would always address him as “Sir” for amusement,
+and Doyne, who had a gift for repartee, would give an appropriate reply.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_18" href="#FNanchor_18" class="label">[18]</a> Voltaire believed sincerely in God, but no one nowadays even thinks
+of reading his correspondence, which shows us all his faults, his kindheartedness,
+his charity, and his other good qualities. One of the strongest features
+in Voltaire’s character was his sense of friendship. Génonville, who took
+away his mistress, Mlle. Livy, from him, remained his friend, and Voltaire
+laments his death in a poem of marvellous beauty, with all the warmth of
+truth. This poem and the one which follows it, <i>les Vous et le Tu</i>, in which
+also Mlle. Livy is referred to, are two of his most beautiful poems. Of
+Rousseau, Grillparzer says: “I read <i>les Confessions</i> and am terrified
+to recognize myself in them.” How Rousseau would have been surprised
+if someone had called him the most perfect egoist. He lived with the woman
+who was so devoted to him and never married her, although it would have
+been a great happiness to her to bear his name. Corneille, according to
+Grillparzer, was an excellent poet, and his first works were admirable, but
+his later ones show a steady decline from his early standard, which is difficult
+to explain, except perhaps after reading his tragedy, <i>Feodora</i>. In Grillparzer’s
+opinion, Racine was as great a poet as ever lived.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_19" href="#FNanchor_19" class="label">[19]</a> “My darling,—I am obliged to start immediately for Mexico; I have
+not even time to come to bid thee good-bye.”</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_20" href="#FNanchor_20" class="label">[20]</a> Mr. Howard Vyse, the father of these young men, came to see me in
+Paris after I had left Bonn. He dined with us, I recollect, and we afterwards
+went to a theatre, and from there to various places of amusement, so that it
+was nearly daybreak before we reached the Hôtel Bristol, in the Place Vendôme,
+where he was staying, and where he insisted on my passing what
+remained of the night. As he offered me an exceedingly comfortable bedroom,
+I did not refuse. I dined a few days later with him and his wife at
+the “Bristol,” where they had a suite of apartments usually reserved for
+royal personages, which the late King Edward VII. had occupied just previously.
+While we were at dinner a courier came into the room to inquire
+if everything were satisfactory. This man’s services, it appeared, had been
+exclusively engaged by Mr. Howard Vyse, and he was accustomed to order
+dinner and settle the accounts. Mr. Howard Vyse told me that he was obliged
+to remain three months at the Hôtel Bristol owing to his wife’s state of
+health, as the doctor would not allow her to travel to Nice, where he intended
+spending the winter. He was a very wealthy banker from New
+York, and the two sons who were at Bonn with me were his only children.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_21" href="#FNanchor_21" class="label">[21]</a> The sister of Sir Howard Elphinstone, at one time Equerry to the late
+Duke of Edinburgh, related to me that, when she was in Germany with her
+brother, they went one day to secure places for some ceremony in which
+a good many royal persons were interested. When they entered the room,
+a man showed Sir Howard Elphinstone the places reserved for him and his
+family, and as this person wore a kind of dress coat with gold lace, Sir Howard
+took him for a man-servant, and, on going away, slipped a thaler into his
+hand, which he accepted without making any remark. Later in the evening,
+Sir Howard and his sister discovered that the man whom they had tipped
+was Bismarck, who at that time, of course, was not so celebrated as he subsequently
+became.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_22" href="#FNanchor_22" class="label">[22]</a> Darwin’s theory has of recent years been disproved by men of science,
+such as Professor Dr. von Wettstein, Warning, Henslow, and others. Only
+in certain instances can Darwin’s theory be accepted; but it has been discovered
+recently that the new formation of species among plants and animals
+is possible in different ways, and not only in the manner Darwin implies.
+His theory of descent, which was firmly believed in by men of science in the
+sixties and seventies of the last century, is now pronounced to be a theory
+altogether out of date, and has been superseded by those of Moriz Wagner,
+Karl von Nägeli, Henslow, A. von Kerner and Professor A. Weissmann.
+“The Origin of Plant Structures by Self-Adaptation to the Environment,”
+by Henslow, published in 1895, and Warning’s “Geography of Plants,”
+published in the following year, are well-known English books on this subject
+which may be recommended to those interested in it.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_23" href="#FNanchor_23" class="label">[23]</a> Baron von der Goltz is proud of his stupidity.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_24" href="#FNanchor_24" class="label">[24]</a> Grillparzer says of Heine that his first verses in the <i>Reise Bilder</i> and
+some of his last poems are of great merit, while those of the intermediate
+period must be considered decidedly bad.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_25" href="#FNanchor_25" class="label">[25]</a> Another lady employed by the Russian Government to worm out State
+secrets was the Countess Stadnicka, whose acquaintance I made in recent
+years in Vienna, and she would often ask me the most difficult questions,
+which I never attempted to answer. She told me that for information of
+a certain nature she was often paid very large sums. The Countess Stadnicka
+had very lovely blue eyes, which were universally admired, and a fine figure,
+but she was no longer in her first youth. She was the mother of Graf von
+Metternich, who was the owner of vast estates and a minor, and the Countess
+had a lawsuit in Vienna to obtain control over her son’s property during his
+minority. She was a wonderful linguist, speaking English, French, German,
+Italian and Russian fluently, and could tell one more about the Austrian
+nobility than anyone else I ever met in Vienna, as she was a Viennese by
+birth, and her father, who was one of the old nobility himself, had occupied
+a high position. She seemed to know everyone, but though a woman of
+wonderful intelligence, she had a rather spiteful tongue, and was therefore
+feared by some people. She always spoke to me in French and often said:
+“<i>Vous êtes drôle, vous, car vous n’aimez que le fruit pas mûr, ce qui est d’abord
+très fade et n’a point de goût</i>.”</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a id="Footnote_26" href="#FNanchor_26" class="label">[26]</a> The names of these officers were: The late Lieut.-General Sir W. Leigh-Pemberton,
+K.C.B.; Major-General Sir Charles Holled-Smith, K.C.M.G.;
+Colonel Ernest Hovell Thurlow; Major C. H. B. Thorne, J.P.; Lieut.
+Horace Neville; Colonel Alfred Clarke, M.D., and Major C. de Robeck.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+</div>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_273"></a>[273]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="INDEX">INDEX</h2>
+
+</div>
+
+<ul>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Aberdour, Lord, <a href="#Page_108">108</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Adair, Mrs. William, <a href="#Page_269">269</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Adelaide, Queen, <a href="#Footnote_2">5 (<i>note</i>)</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Adelsdorfer, Baroness, <a href="#Page_146">146</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Adelsdorfer, Madame, <a href="#Page_244">244</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Airey, Lord, <a href="#Page_222">222</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Albani, <a href="#Page_116">116</a>, <a href="#Page_244">244</a>, <a href="#Page_263">263</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Aldershot, <a href="#Page_246">246</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Allfrey, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_223">223</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Algar, Major, <a href="#Page_191">191</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Alhambra, The, Granada, <a href="#Page_258">258</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Alexander, C. R., <a href="#Page_66">66</a>, <a href="#Page_81">81</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Alison, General Sir A., <a href="#Page_181">181</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Allen, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_223">223</a>, <a href="#Page_234">234</a>, <a href="#Page_247">247</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Anderson, Brigadier-General, <a href="#Page_264">264</a>, <a href="#Page_266">266</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Andrä, Professor Dr., <a href="#Page_124">124</a>, <a href="#Page_128">128</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Andrews, Mrs., <a href="#Page_218">218</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Anglesey, Marquis of, <a href="#Page_148">148</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Annesley, Lieutenant-Colonel, <a href="#Page_176">176</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Armytage, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_205">205</a>, <a href="#Page_207">207</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Arnold, Dr., <a href="#Page_242">242</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Arthy, Captain, <a href="#Page_34">34</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Ashburnham, Major, <a href="#Page_191">191</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Astor, Lord, <a href="#Page_90">90</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Auerbach, Berthold, <a href="#Page_129">129</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Aylmer, Percy, <a href="#Page_93">93</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Babington, Sub-Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_183">183</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Bagot, Colonel Sir Josceline, <a href="#Page_101">101</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Bagot, Adjutant A. G., <a href="#Page_227">227</a>, <a href="#Page_247">247</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Baird, George, <a href="#Page_93">93</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Baldock, Colonel, <a href="#Page_82">82</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Balfour, Charles, <a href="#Page_81">81</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Balfour, Miss Hilda, <a href="#Page_81">81</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Baring, Viscount, <a href="#Page_182">182</a>, <a href="#Page_242">242</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Barnard, Lord, <a href="#Page_98">98</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Batchelor, Veterinary-Surgeon, <a href="#Page_205">205</a>, <a href="#Page_208">208</a>, <a href="#Page_213">213</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Bean, Capt. and Mrs., <a href="#Page_133">133</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Beauclerk, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_186">186</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Beauclerk, Miss, <a href="#Page_143">143</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Beaumont, Sub-Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_206">206</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Beck, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_236">236</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Belgrave, Viscount, <a href="#Page_76">76</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx"><i>Bell’s Life</i> substitute for Bible, <a href="#Page_47">47</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Bennett, Viscount, <a href="#Page_235">235</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Bentheim, The Princes, <a href="#Page_127">127</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Benyon, Captain, <a href="#Page_206">206</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Berkeley, Earl of, <a href="#Page_165">165</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Berkeley, Lord, <a href="#Page_245">245</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Berkeley, Captain Lennox, <a href="#Page_57">57</a>, <a href="#Page_59">59</a>, <a href="#Page_112">112</a>, <a href="#Page_113">113</a>, <a href="#Page_147">147</a>,
+ <a href="#Page_157">157</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Bernhardt, Sarah, <a href="#Page_229">229</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Bernstorff, Count, <a href="#Page_126">126</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Bethell, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_169">169</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Bingham, Hon. Albert, <a href="#Page_161">161</a>, <a href="#Page_260">260</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Binz, Professor Dr., <a href="#Page_123">123</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Black Forest Adventures, <a href="#Page_22">22</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Blane, M., <a href="#Page_9">9</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Blewitt, Major, <a href="#Page_176">176</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Blocqueville, Marquise de, <a href="#Page_158">158</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Blount, Edward, <a href="#Page_110">110</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_274"></a>[274]</span>Bois-Hébert, Marquis de, <a href="#Page_161">161</a>, <a href="#Page_164">164</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Boland, Major, <a href="#Page_110">110</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Bonn, <a href="#Page_123">123</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Boulogne, <a href="#Page_37">37</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Bozzo, Mademoiselle Checchi, <a href="#Page_245">245</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Bromley, Capt., <a href="#Page_33">33</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Brown-Séquard, Dr., <a href="#Page_270">270</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Browning, Oscar, <a href="#Page_74">74</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Brownrigg, Capt., <a href="#Page_242">242</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Burgh, Capt. Hubert de, <a href="#Page_161">161</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Byron, Capt. John, <a href="#Page_172">172</a>, <a href="#Page_179">179</a>, <a href="#Page_263">263</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Cambridge, Duke of, <a href="#Page_250">250</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Campden, Viscount, <a href="#Page_215">215</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Campobello, Signor, <a href="#Page_156">156</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Candle, The diminishing, <a href="#Page_209">209</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Cantelupe, Lord, <a href="#Page_143">143</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Caracciolo, Duchesse de, <a href="#Page_143">143</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Card playing, <a href="#Page_176">176</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Carpenter, Captain, <a href="#Page_225">225</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Cartwright, General, <a href="#Page_180">180</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Cathcart, Lady Georgina, <a href="#Page_83">83</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Cathcart, Hon. Emily, <a href="#Page_83">83</a>, <a href="#Page_84">84</a>, <a href="#Page_265">265</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Cavendish-Bentinck, Arthur, <a href="#Page_93">93</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Cercle des Patineurs, <a href="#Page_57">57</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Chantilly, <a href="#Page_163">163</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Charcot, Professor, <a href="#Page_270">270</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Charleville, Lord, <a href="#Page_51">51</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Charltons, The, <a href="#Page_173">173</a>, <a href="#Page_179">179</a>, <a href="#Page_236">236</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Chatham Barracks, <a href="#Page_175">175</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Childe-Pemberton, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_241">241</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">“Christopher Inn,” <a href="#Page_86">86</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Christy Minstrels at Chatham, <a href="#Page_227">227</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Churchill, Lady, <a href="#Page_85">85</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Churchill, Lord Randolph, <a href="#Page_46">46</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Clanmorris, Lord, <a href="#Page_161">161</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Clarke, Sydenham, <a href="#Page_191">191</a>, <a href="#Page_212">212</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Clarke, Surgeon-Major, <a href="#Page_250">250</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Cockshot, Mr., <a href="#Page_73">73</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Collins, Major, <a href="#Page_225">225</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Combermere, Viscount, <a href="#Page_235">235</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Comerford, Surgeon, <a href="#Page_268">268</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Cotton, Lieutenant C. S., <a href="#Page_222">222</a>, <a href="#Page_234">234</a>, <a href="#Page_249">249</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Cramer, Captain, <a href="#Page_223">223</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Craven, Fulwar J. C., <a href="#Page_68">68</a>, <a href="#Page_82">82</a>, <a href="#Page_93">93</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Crawford, Colonel, <a href="#Page_148">148</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Crichton, Hon. Mrs., <a href="#Page_249">249</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Crofton, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_235">235</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Crompton, Captain, <a href="#Page_214">214</a>, <a href="#Page_215">215</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Czartoryski, Princess, <a href="#Page_140">140</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Czerwinska, Countess, <a href="#Page_137">137</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">d’Abrantès, Duchesse, <a href="#Page_157">157</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Dalton, Rev. W., <a href="#Page_73">73</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Dannecker’s statue, <a href="#Page_14">14</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Daram, Mademoiselle, <a href="#Page_152">152</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Darwin’s theory disproved, <a href="#Page_131">131</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">d’Assailly, Vicomte Arthur, <a href="#Page_146">146</a>, <a href="#Page_213">213</a>, <a href="#Page_246">246</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">d’Attainville, M. de Lesquier, <a href="#Page_137">137</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">D’Aubigny, Comte, <a href="#Page_37">37</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Daudet, Alphonse, <a href="#Page_245">245</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">d’Aumale, Duc, <a href="#Page_163">163</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Deane, Lieutenant-Colonel, <a href="#Page_250">250</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">de Houghton, <a href="#Page_178">178</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Delaunay, <a href="#Page_182">182</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Delbrück, Hans, <a href="#Page_135">135</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Desart, Countess of, <a href="#Page_6">6</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Desclée, Aimée, <a href="#Page_179">179</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Dickenson, Lieutenant Fiennes, <a href="#Page_192">192</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Dillon, Lord, <a href="#Page_116">116</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Dillon, Sub-Lieutenant A., <a href="#Page_173">173</a>, <a href="#Page_179">179</a>, <a href="#Page_181">181</a>, <a href="#Page_225">225</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Disraeli, <a href="#Page_55">55</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Dorrien, Captain Frederick, <a href="#Page_4">4</a>, <a href="#Page_27">27</a>, <a href="#Page_113">113</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Douglas, General Sir John, <a href="#Page_31">31</a>, <a href="#Page_264">264</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Douglas, Captain Niel, <a href="#Page_86">86</a>, <a href="#Page_264">264</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Douglas, Charles, <a href="#Page_88">88</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Doyne, Lady Frances, <a href="#Page_105">105</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Doyne, James, <a href="#Page_66">66</a>, <a href="#Page_74">74</a>, <a href="#Page_77">77</a>, <a href="#Page_79">79</a>, <a href="#Page_80">80</a>, <a href="#Page_81">81</a>,
+ <a href="#Page_88">88</a>, <a href="#Page_93">93</a>, <a href="#Page_101">101</a>, <a href="#Page_103">103</a>, <a href="#Page_109">109</a>, <a href="#Page_136">136</a>, <a href="#Page_238">238</a>,
+ <a href="#Page_241">241</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Doyne, Mrs., <a href="#Page_104">104</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Doyne, Mr. Mervyn, <a href="#Page_105">105</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Drexel Brothers, <a href="#Page_17">17</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">“Dry bobs,” <a href="#Page_88">88</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Duff, Folliot, <a href="#Page_150">150</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Dunn, Captain, <a href="#Page_169">169</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Durnford, Rev., <a href="#Page_73">73</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_275"></a>[275]</span>Dusauty, <a href="#Page_147">147</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Earning a living, <a href="#Page_233">233</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Edwards-Moss, <a href="#Page_100">100</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Egerton, Hon. Alfred, <a href="#Page_250">250</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Ehnn, Fräulein, <a href="#Page_231">231</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Elwes, Captain, <a href="#Page_37">37</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Erroll, Countess of, <a href="#Page_84">84</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Eschenheimer Thor, The, <a href="#Page_13">13</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Eton, Happy days at, <a href="#Page_65">65 <i>et seq.</i></a></li>
+
+<li class="indx">Etonian <i>cachet</i>, <a href="#Page_63">63</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Eugene, <a href="#Page_199">199</a>, <a href="#Page_208">208</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Falmouth, Lord, <a href="#Page_250">250</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Faverney, Comtesse de, <a href="#Page_157">157</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Featherstone, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_239">239</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Ferrières, Château de, <a href="#Page_162">162</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Finch, Hon. Charles, <a href="#Page_83">83</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Finch-Hatton, Rev. William, <a href="#Page_47">47</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Finch-Hatton, Greville, <a href="#Page_42">42</a>, <a href="#Page_48">48</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Finis, Miss, <a href="#Page_225">225</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Fire burning for two hundred years, <a href="#Page_98">98</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Firing the eighty-ton gun, <a href="#Page_239">239</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">FitzWilliam, Earl, <a href="#Page_106">106</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">FitzWilliam, Charles, <a href="#Page_107">107</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">FitzWilliam, Hon. John, <a href="#Page_77">77</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">FitzWilliam, Hon. Thomas, <a href="#Page_107">107</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Foley, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_236">236</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Football “colours,” <a href="#Page_88">88</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Four millionaires, <a href="#Page_16">16</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Francisco-Martin, M. de, <a href="#Page_151">151</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Franco-German War, <a href="#Page_110">110</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Frankfurt-on-the-Main, <a href="#Page_1">1</a>, <a href="#Page_12">12</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Frederick, Lady, <a href="#Page_241">241</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">French girls and English girls, <a href="#Page_140">140</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Gambetta, <a href="#Page_166">166</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Gayarré, <a href="#Page_263">263</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Geary, General Sir H., <a href="#Page_271">271</a></li>
+
+<li class="indx">German Crown Prince, <a href="#Page_263">263</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">German girls, <a href="#Page_133">133</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Gilbert, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_262">262</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Girard, Juliette, <a href="#Page_246">246</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Glen, Archibald, <a href="#Page_178">178</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Godfrey, Dan, <a href="#Page_240">240</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Goeben, General von, <a href="#Page_255">255</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Goethe, <a href="#Page_15">15</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Goldschmid, <a href="#Page_10">10</a>, <a href="#Page_15">15</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Goldsmid, Mrs., <a href="#Page_143">143</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Goltz, von der, <a href="#Page_132">132</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Gordon, Miss, <a href="#Page_112">112</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Græme, Colonel, <a href="#Page_236">236</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Grammont, Duchesse de, <a href="#Page_143">143</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Grandmaison, Marquis de, <a href="#Page_160">160</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Grant, General, <a href="#Page_166">166</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Graves, Hon. Mrs., <a href="#Page_143">143</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Greenock, Viscount, <a href="#Page_42">42</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Grenfell, Lord, <a href="#Page_272">272</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Greuze’s paintings, <a href="#Page_60">60</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Gridley, Harry, <a href="#Page_80">80</a>, <a href="#Page_87">87</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Gridley, Reginald, <a href="#Page_93">93</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Griebel, Herr, <a href="#Page_92">92</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Grosvenor, Earl, <a href="#Page_76">76</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Guilbert, Marquise Brian de Bois, <a href="#Page_156">156</a>, <a href="#Page_157">157</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Gull, Sir William, <a href="#Page_272">272</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Gunning, Sub-Lieutenant Robert, <a href="#Page_223">223</a>, <a href="#Page_237">237</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Hale, Mr., <a href="#Page_73">73</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Harris, Lord, <a href="#Page_82">82</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hart, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_205">205</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hartopp, Sir Charles E. C., <a href="#Page_117">117</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Havre, Baron van, <a href="#Page_165">165</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hawtrey, Mr. Stephen, <a href="#Page_73">73</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Headley, Lord, <a href="#Page_117">117</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Healy, Mrs., <a href="#Page_116">116</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Heaviside, Mr., <a href="#Page_254">254</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hélène de España, Señorita, <a href="#Page_259">259</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Henley Regatta, <a href="#Page_94">94</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Herbert, Hon. Sidney, <a href="#Page_82">82</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hobart, Captain, <a href="#Page_205">205</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hochberg, Dr. Ritter von, <a href="#Page_218">218</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hodgson, Charles Rice, <a href="#Page_77">77</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hohler, Tom, <a href="#Page_38">38</a>, <a href="#Page_245">245</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Holled-Smith, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_223">223</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Homburg, <a href="#Page_4">4</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Home-Purves, Colonel, <a href="#Page_49">49</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hope, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_210">210</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hope-Johnstone, Lieutenant P., <a href="#Page_233">233</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hornby, Dr., <a href="#Page_87">87</a>, <a href="#Page_100">100</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_276"></a>[276]</span>Horrocks, Capt., <a href="#Page_126">126</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Horrocks, Miss Edith, <a href="#Page_134">134</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Houghton, de, <a href="#Page_178">178</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Howard, Lieut. F., <a href="#Page_241">241</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hozier, J. H. C., <a href="#Page_99">99</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hudson, Major, <a href="#Page_177">177</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hudson, Mrs., <a href="#Page_11">11</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hungerford, Mrs., <a href="#Page_244">244</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hunter, Captain, <a href="#Page_236">236</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hunter’s, Mr., school, <a href="#Page_42">42 <i>et seq.</i></a></li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hutchinson, Sir Edward, <a href="#Page_7">7</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Hutchinson, General Coote, <a href="#Page_7">7</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Ind, Mrs., <a href="#Page_29">29</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Innes-Ker, Lord Mark, <a href="#Page_86">86</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Isabella, ex-Queen of Spain, <a href="#Page_244">244</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Isabelle, <a href="#Page_141">141</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">James, Rev. C. C., <a href="#Page_63">63</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Jenner, Sir William, <a href="#Page_269">269</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Joynes, Rev., <a href="#Page_73">73</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Kennedy, Lord Alexander, <a href="#Page_84">84</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Keogh, Mrs., <a href="#Page_244">244</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Kernave, Madame Alice, <a href="#Page_164">164</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Killarney, <a href="#Page_104">104</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Kilmaine, Vicomte Frédéric de, <a href="#Page_136">136</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Kineton School, <a href="#Page_28">28</a>, <a href="#Page_42">42</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">King (Leopold) of Belgians, <a href="#Page_32">32</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">King William I. of Prussia, <a href="#Page_1">1</a>, <a href="#Page_3">3</a>, <a href="#Page_7">7</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Kinglake, William, <a href="#Page_88">88</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Kinglake, Sophia, <a href="#Page_112">112</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Kinloch, Captain A., <a href="#Page_187">187-8</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Kinloch, Mrs., <a href="#Page_187">187</a>, <a href="#Page_205">205</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Kirchhofer’s, Herr, School, <a href="#Page_18">18</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Kisilieff, Madame, <a href="#Page_11">11</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Klenck, Freiherr von, <a href="#Page_218">218</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Knightley, Rev. Henry, <a href="#Page_50">50</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Knox, Lieutenant-Colonel, <a href="#Page_170">170</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Krauss, Madame, <a href="#Page_245">245</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Labitzky, Auguste, <a href="#Page_219">219</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Labouchere, Henry, <a href="#Page_30">30</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lamoury (violinist), <a href="#Page_110">110</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lane, General Ronald, <a href="#Page_159">159</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lassalle, Ferdinand, and German women, <a href="#Page_63">63</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Laval, Mademoiselle de, <a href="#Page_141">141</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lavaile, Eugénie de, <a href="#Page_246">246</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lawn tennis, Origin of, <a href="#Page_192">192</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lawrence, George, <a href="#Page_37">37</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Leigh, Austin, <a href="#Page_72">72</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Leigh-Pemberton, Lieutenant-Colonel W., <a href="#Page_222">222</a>, <a href="#Page_271">271</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Leinster, Duke of, <a href="#Page_109">109</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Leleu, Madame, <a href="#Page_143">143</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Leopold II. and his hairdresser, <a href="#Page_32">32</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lesseps, M. de, <a href="#Page_184">184</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lewinsky, <a href="#Page_230">230</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Leyton’s at Windsor, <a href="#Page_92">92</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Liegnitz, Princess, <a href="#Page_7">7</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Linda, Bertha, <a href="#Page_231">231</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lister-Kaye, Cecil, <a href="#Page_82">82</a>, <a href="#Page_98">98</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lister-Kaye, John, <a href="#Page_82">82</a>, <a href="#Page_95">95</a>, <a href="#Page_98">98</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Little, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_210">210</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lloyd, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_178">178</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lockwood, Sir Frank, <a href="#Page_124">124</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lonsdale, Earl of, <a href="#Page_49">49</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">“Lord’s,” <a href="#Page_96">96</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lovell, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_170">170-172</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lovett, Hubert, <a href="#Page_192">192</a>, <a href="#Page_194">194</a>, <a href="#Page_199">199</a>, <a href="#Page_203">203</a>, <a href="#Page_210">210</a>,
+ <a href="#Page_212">212</a>, <a href="#Page_242">242</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lowther, Captain Francis, <a href="#Page_166">166</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lumley, Savile, <a href="#Page_250">250</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Luxmoore, Mr., <a href="#Page_67">67</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Lyons, Lord, <a href="#Page_60">60</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">McCall, Colonel, <a href="#Page_163">163</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">McClintock-Bunbury, <a href="#Page_100">100</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">McCormack, Surgeon-Major, <a href="#Page_268">268</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">MacDonnell, Dr., <a href="#Page_105">105</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Macnamara, Surgeon-Major, <a href="#Page_194">194</a>, <a href="#Page_210">210</a>, <a href="#Page_242">242</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Magruder, Willing Lee, <a href="#Page_12">12</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Makart, <a href="#Page_231">231</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Malet, Sir Edward, <a href="#Page_117">117</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Malortie, Baron de, <a href="#Page_144">144</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Maltby, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_169">169</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Mandeville, Lord, <a href="#Page_77">77</a>, <a href="#Page_98">98</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Manners, Henry F. B., <a href="#Page_99">99</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_277"></a>[277]</span>Marsham, Sub-Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_208">208</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Masini, Mademoiselle, <a href="#Page_245">245</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Massey, Lieutenant-Colonel, <a href="#Page_206">206</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Materna, Frau, <a href="#Page_231">231</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Ménier, <a href="#Page_138">138</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Metternich, Princess von, <a href="#Page_117">117</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Meux, Lady Louisa, <a href="#Page_156">156</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Milbanke, Frederick, <a href="#Page_28">28</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Misa, Señor, <a href="#Page_258">258</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Mitchell, R. A. H., <a href="#Page_74">74</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Moltke, Count von, <a href="#Page_131">131</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Montgomery, Colonel H. P., <a href="#Page_190">190</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Montgomery, Basil, <a href="#Page_183">183</a>, <a href="#Page_267">267</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Moore, Colonel Montgomery, <a href="#Page_188">188</a>, <a href="#Page_202">202</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Morny, Duc de, <a href="#Page_7">7</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Münchhausen, Baron von, <a href="#Page_256">256</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Murray, Lady Caroline, <a href="#Page_5">5</a>, <a href="#Page_40">40</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Murray, Lieutenant-General Hon. George, <a href="#Page_55">55</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Murree and Ischl compared, <a href="#Page_201">201</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Musard’s concerts, <a href="#Page_58">58</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Nares, Sir George, <a href="#Page_241">241</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Naylor-Leylands, <a href="#Page_161">161</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Neii, Baron von, <a href="#Page_12">12</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Neuss, Herr, <a href="#Page_229">229</a>, <a href="#Page_230">230</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">New hats for old, <a href="#Page_158">158</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Newcastle, Duke of, <a href="#Page_38">38</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Newcastle, Duchess of, <a href="#Page_246">246</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Newenham, Mr. (“Sporting Parson”), <a href="#Page_47">47</a>, <a href="#Page_49">49</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Newlands, Lord, <a href="#Page_99">99</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Northey, Major, <a href="#Page_224">224</a>, <a href="#Page_265">265</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Oden Wald, The, <a href="#Page_18">18</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Olga, Grand Duchess, and Ludwig II., <a href="#Page_30">30</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Onslow, Earl of, <a href="#Page_82">82</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Oppenheim, Frau, <a href="#Page_239">239</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Orloff, Princess, <a href="#Page_31">31</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Orton, Surgeon-Major, <a href="#Page_254">254</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Ostend, <a href="#Page_28">28</a>, <a href="#Page_31">31</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Oyster, The, <a href="#Page_193">193</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Paganini, <a href="#Page_157">157</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Paget, Lord Henry, <a href="#Page_37">37</a>, <a href="#Page_148">148</a>, <a href="#Page_252">252</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Paradhenia, Garden of, <a href="#Page_185">185</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Paris, <a href="#Page_116">116</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Parnell, Hon. V. A., <a href="#Page_99">99</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Parnell, Miss Fanny, <a href="#Page_153">153</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Parry, Sir Hubert, <a href="#Page_82">82</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Paschinger, <a href="#Page_232">232</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Patti, Adelina, <a href="#Page_54">54</a>, <a href="#Page_58">58</a>, <a href="#Page_263">263</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Pauli, Captain, <a href="#Page_191">191</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Peabody Georges, <a href="#Page_134">134</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Pembroke and Montgomery, Earl of, <a href="#Page_82">82</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Peñafiel, Marchioness de, <a href="#Page_151">151</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">“Penny Readings,” <a href="#Page_172">172</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Perponcher, Count, <a href="#Page_8">8</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Peterborough’s, Bishop of, “tip,” <a href="#Page_107">107</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Phipps, Hon. Harriet, <a href="#Page_84">84</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Phipps, Lieutenant Albert, <a href="#Page_196">196</a>, <a href="#Page_210">210</a>, <a href="#Page_211">211</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Piétri, Madame, <a href="#Page_140">140</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Piétris, The, <a href="#Page_161">161</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Plater, Countess Broel, <a href="#Page_138">138</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Plessen, Baron von, <a href="#Page_135">135</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Portman, Hon. E. W. B., <a href="#Page_79">79</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Prince Consort and Duchess of Sutherland, <a href="#Page_56">56</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Prussia, King of, <a href="#Page_1">1</a>, <a href="#Page_3">3</a>, <a href="#Page_7">7</a>, <a href="#Page_17">17</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Queñones de Léon, Doña, <a href="#Page_250">250</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Radziwill, Prince Jean, <a href="#Page_137">137</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Ralli, Augustus, <a href="#Page_93">93</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Rampa, Marquis de, <a href="#Page_256">256</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Rathdonnell, Lord, <a href="#Page_100">100</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Ranyard, Mr. (astronomer), <a href="#Page_123">123</a></li>
+
+<li class="indx">Reeves, Sims, <a href="#Page_116">116</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Reid, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_216">216</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Reszke, Jean de, <a href="#Page_264">264</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Reuss, Prince, <a href="#Page_126">126</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Rey, Marquis de, <a href="#Page_158">158</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Reynardson, Aubrey Birch, <a href="#Page_48">48</a></li>
+
+<li class="indx">Ricardo, Horace, <a href="#Page_100">100</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Riddell, Captain, <a href="#Page_29">29</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Ridley, C. N., <a href="#Page_96">96</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Ridley, H. M., <a href="#Page_95">95</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_278"></a>[278]</span>Riggs, Mrs. Joe, <a href="#Page_39">39</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Ritter, <a href="#Page_231">231</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Robartes (11th Hussars), <a href="#Page_237">237</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Robeck, Captain de, <a href="#Page_226">226</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Robinson, Captain, <a href="#Page_223">223</a>, <a href="#Page_243">243</a>, <a href="#Page_247">247</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Ronalds, Mrs., <a href="#Page_3">3</a>, <a href="#Page_17">17</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Rossmore, Lord, <a href="#Page_86">86</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Rothschild, Baron F. de, <a href="#Page_14">14</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Rothschild, Baroness I. E. de, <a href="#Page_217">217</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Rothschild, Alphonse de, <a href="#Page_162">162</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Rueff, Mr., <a href="#Page_258">258</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Ruspoli, Princess, <a href="#Page_39">39</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Russell, Sub-Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_206">206</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Russell-Reynolds, Dr., <a href="#Page_270">270</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Russian Court secrets, <a href="#Page_138">138</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Rutland, Duke of, <a href="#Page_99">99</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Saba, Madame, <a href="#Page_152">152</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">St. James’s Palace, <a href="#Page_240">240</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Saint Hilaire, Madame, <a href="#Page_164">164</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Salis Schwabe, Miss, <a href="#Page_123">123</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Salud, <a href="#Page_255">255</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Salvini, <a href="#Page_244">244</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">San Carlos, Marquis de, <a href="#Page_252">252</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Sanford, Sub-Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_193">193</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Savile, Captain, <a href="#Page_236">236</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Seville, Archbishop of, <a href="#Page_256">256</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Saxe-Weimar, Prince Edward of, <a href="#Page_250">250</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Schiller, <a href="#Page_14">14</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Schneider, Hortense, <a href="#Page_56">56</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Schultz, Herr, <a href="#Page_268">268</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Schwender’s Dancing Hall, <a href="#Page_231">231</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Shorncliffe, Quarters at, <a href="#Page_168">168</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Sighicelli, <a href="#Page_165">165</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Simon, Jules, <a href="#Page_111">111</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Sivori, <a href="#Page_245">245</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Slade, Cecil, <a href="#Page_140">140</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Slade, Harry, <a href="#Page_38">38</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Smythe, General, <a href="#Page_248">248</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">“Sock”-shops, <a href="#Page_87">87</a>, <a href="#Page_88">88</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Somerset, Lord Edward, <a href="#Page_73">73</a>, <a href="#Page_92">92</a>, <a href="#Page_250">250</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Southey, Lieutenant Richard, <a href="#Page_168">168</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Spa, <a href="#Page_33">33</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Stafford, Lady Grace, <a href="#Page_103">103</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Stafford, Marquis of, <a href="#Page_90">90</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Stormont, Viscountess, <a href="#Page_40">40</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Strauss, Johann, <a href="#Page_231">231</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Sully, Mounet, <a href="#Page_229">229</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Sunstroke, <a href="#Page_268">268</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Taaffe, Sub-Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_183">183</a>, <a href="#Page_250">250</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Taffanel, <a href="#Page_165">165</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Taille des Essarts, Comtesse de la, <a href="#Page_158">158</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Taintegnies, Baron de, <a href="#Page_28">28</a>, <a href="#Page_30">30</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Tarver, Mr. Henry, <a href="#Page_76">76</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Taylor, Charles, <a href="#Page_47">47</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Temple (“Mug”), <a href="#Page_66">66</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Tercin, Gabrielle, <a href="#Page_246">246</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Thackeray, <a href="#Page_5">5</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Thackeray, St. John, <a href="#Page_74">74</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">The Alhambra, Granada, <a href="#Page_258">258</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">The diminishing candle, <a href="#Page_209">209</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">“The Oyster,” <a href="#Page_193">193</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Thorne, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_267">267</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Thornton, C. I., <a href="#Page_89">89</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Thurlow, Lieutenant E. Hovell, <a href="#Page_240">240</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Torphichen, Lord, <a href="#Page_256">256</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Trafalgar, Lord, <a href="#Page_77">77</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Trianon, le Petit, <a href="#Page_163">163</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Tufnell, Captain, <a href="#Page_225">225</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Tufton, Captain, <a href="#Page_240">240</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Tugwell, Mr., <a href="#Page_162">162</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Vane, Henry de Vere, <a href="#Page_98">98</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Vane-Tempest, Hon. Henry, <a href="#Page_97">97</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Vaughan, Arthur Powys, <a href="#Page_194">194</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Vay, Baron de, <a href="#Page_165">165</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Versailles, <a href="#Page_163">163</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Victoria, Queen, <a href="#Page_83">83</a>, <a href="#Page_85">85</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Vyse, Howard, <a href="#Page_129">129</a>, <a href="#Page_155">155</a>, <a href="#Page_261">261</a>, <a href="#Page_271">271</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Wagner, <a href="#Page_231">231</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Walden, Lord Howard de, <a href="#Page_27">27</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Walden, Lady Howard de, <a href="#Page_27">27</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Waldteufel (composer), <a href="#Page_159">159</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Walker, H. B., <a href="#Page_90">90</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Warre, Rev. Edmund, <a href="#Page_73">73</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Warre-Malet, Sir A., <a href="#Page_51">51</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx"><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_279"></a>[279]</span>Warre-Malet, Miss Mabel, <a href="#Page_51">51</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Warre-Malet, Mrs., <a href="#Page_51">51</a>, <a href="#Page_53">53</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Warren, Miss Minnie, <a href="#Page_153">153</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Waterlot, Mademoiselle, <a href="#Page_154">154</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Wayte, Mr., <a href="#Page_70">70</a>, <a href="#Page_71">71</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Wellesley, Colonel, <a href="#Page_248">248</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Westminster, Duke of, <a href="#Page_77">77</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Wilkinson, Lieutenant E. O. H., <a href="#Page_223">223</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Williamson, C. D. Robertson, <a href="#Page_78">78</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Willing, Misses Lee, <a href="#Page_12">12</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Wilma, Tournay, <a href="#Page_231">231</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Winchester, <a href="#Page_241">241</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Windsor Fair, <a href="#Page_86">86</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Winkelmann, <a href="#Page_231">231</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Winsloe, Mrs., <a href="#Page_35">35</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Wolter, Charlotte, <a href="#Page_230">230</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Wombwell, Sir George, <a href="#Page_249">249</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Wood, Sub-Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_208">208</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Woodforde, Mrs. Charles, <a href="#Page_112">112</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Würtemberg, King and Queen of, <a href="#Page_30">30</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Wylie, Lieutenant, <a href="#Page_226">226</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">York, Duke of, <a href="#Page_56">56</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Yorke, Hon. Mrs., <a href="#Page_237">237</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="ifrst">Zauerthal, Ritter von, <a href="#Page_238">238</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Zither, The, Lessons on, <a href="#Page_165">165</a>.</li>
+
+<li class="indx">Zither performances, <a href="#Page_172">172</a>, <a href="#Page_227">227</a>.</li>
+
+</ul>
+
+<p class="titlepage">PRINTED AT<br>
+THE CHAPEL RIVER PRESS,<br>
+KINGSTON, SURREY.</p>
+
+<div style='text-align:center'>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 75853 ***</div>
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