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+ <meta charset="UTF-8">
+ <title>
+ Porridge poetry | Project Gutenberg
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+<body>
+<div style='text-align:center'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 75663 ***</div>
+<div class="chapter">
+<h3>Transcriber’s Note:</h3>
+</div>
+
+<p>Mid-poem illustrations were moved to follow the related
+poem. Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed
+letters and punctuation, were corrected.</p>
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h1>PORRIDGE POETRY</h1>
+<br><br>
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_003.jpg"
+ alt="Title page">
+<p class="center">
+<span class="larger">PORRIDGE<br>
+POETRY</span><br>
+<br>
+<span class="small">COOKED, ORNAMENTED<br>
+AND SERVED<br>
+UP BY</span><br>
+<br>
+<span class="larger">HUGH LOFTING</span><br>
+<br>
+<span class="small">PUBLISHED BY<br>
+F. A. STOKES Cᵒ<br>
+NEW YORK</span></p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center">
+<i>Copyright, 1924, by</i><br>
+<span class="smcap">Frederick A. Stokes Company</span></p>
+<hr class="short">
+<p class="center"><i>All rights reserved</i></p>
+
+<p class="p4 center"><i>Printed in the United States of America</i></p>
+</div>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<h2>PORRIDGE POETRY</h2>
+<br><br>
+</div>
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE PORRIDGE POET</p>
+</div>
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Dear Children, I would have you know it:</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">That this is me, the Porridge Poet,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">My inspiration’s in the ice-box;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">My verse is very free and easy,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">But that, my friends, is no great crime in</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">I’ve made delicious maccaronics</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">From peelings off spring philharmonics.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And as for comic songs or ballads,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">I turn them out like summer salads.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">’Tis to the cook-book that I owe it,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">My reputation as a poet.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And if you’ll watch my pot a minute</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">I’ll show you how I mix things in it.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Now take a pint of vermicelli</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And pound it to a nice smooth jelly;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">If necessary use a hammer.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Then add a pinch or two of grammar.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Shake in an ounce of sifted syntax</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And half a teaspoonful of tin tacks,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Then flavour with eggstravaganza,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And there you have a lovely stanza!</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_009.jpg"
+ alt="THE PORRIDGE POET">
+ <p class="caption">THE PORRIDGE POET</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">VERA VIRGINIA</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Oh, what a popular person I am!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">My full name is Vera Virginia Ham.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">The barn-dance, the two-step, the sausage-roll trot,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">The pig-jig, the hog-jog, I dance the whole lot.</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_013.jpg"
+ alt="VERA VIRGINIA">
+ <p class="caption">VERA VIRGINIA</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE LOLLIPOPINJAY</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">On lollipops I live. I’m gay;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">I leap and swirl, I spin and sway.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Come join me in the dance, I pray!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Let’s go!—Slap-bang!—Hip, hip, hooray!</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">For I’m the lollipopinjay.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">I loll by night, I dance all day.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">I jump, I crouch and pop away</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Skip! Hop!—Tip-top!—Hip, hip, hooray!</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_015.jpg"
+ alt="THE LOLLIPOPINJAY">
+ <p class="caption">THE LOLLIPOPINJAY</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">LATITUDES AND LONGITUDES</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">’Twas in the tropic latitudes</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">That we were talking platitudes,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Just sailor-like chit-chatitudes,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">As any ship-mates might.</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">We forgot to take our longitude</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">(Which was a grievous wrongitude)</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">So we didn’t reach Hong-kongitude</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Till very late that night.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_017.jpg"
+ alt="LATITUDES AND LONGITUDES">
+ <p class="caption">LATITUDES AND LONGITUDES</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE FLEDGELING AND THE BUG</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Are you the kind of insect, Sir,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“My mother calls digestible?”</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Enquired the little fledgeling of</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">The Sweet Potato Bug.</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“I’m nothing of the kind, my friend.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“My taste is just detestable—</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“And so is yours—Such impudence!”</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">He answered with a shrug.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_019.jpg"
+ alt="THE FLEDGELING">
+ <p class="caption">THE FLEDGELING AND THE BUG</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">PICNIC</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Ella, fell a</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Maple tree.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Hilda, build a</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Fire for me.</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Teresa, squeeze a</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Lemon, so.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Amanda, hand a</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Plate to Flo.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Nora, pour a</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Cup of tea.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Fancy, Nancy,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">What a spree!</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_021.jpg"
+ alt="PICNIC">
+ <p class="caption">PICNIC</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">SCALLYWAG AND GOLLYWOG</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Scally Wag and Golly Wog</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Took their bag aboard a log</div>
+ <div class="verse indent4">And started off to cross the ocean blue.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">They’re still at sea, I have no doubt,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">For all they do is fight about</div>
+ <div class="verse indent4">Which shall be the Captain, which the crew.</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_025.jpg"
+ alt="SCALLYWAG AND GOLLYWOG">
+ <p class="caption">SCALLYWAG AND GOLLYWOG</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE PALM FAMILY</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Nearby an African lagoon</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Beneath the silent yellow moon</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">All safe from worries and alarms</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">There dwelt a family of palms.</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">It was a peaceful life they led</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Mr. and Mrs. and little Fred;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And when the wind blew soft and low</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">They’d whisper tales of long ago.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_027.jpg"
+ alt="THE PALM FAMILY">
+ <p class="caption">THE PALM FAMILY</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE FOOD-HYMN OF THE<br>
+COOK-GOBLINS</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Down where the glow-worms faintly glitter,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Down where the fire-flies gleam and flitter,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Come listen to the sausage twitter,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent4">Sizz and crackle in the pan!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Tripe or truffles, fancy fishes,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">It doesn’t matter what your wish is;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">None prepare such luscious dishes</div>
+ <div class="verse indent4">As we, the gay Cook-goblins, can.</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_029.jpg"
+ alt="THE COOK-GOBLINS">
+ <p class="caption">THE COOK-GOBLINS</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">SCRUBBY CHUBBY</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Such a scowling and a growling, howling yowling for a toy,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">You grubby, snubby, tubby, chubby, scrubby little boy!</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_031.jpg"
+ alt="SCRUBBY CHUBBY">
+ <p class="caption">SCRUBBY CHUBBY</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">OOM-PAH</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Oom-pah, boom-pah, oom-pah boom!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Like roses soon our cheeks will bloom.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">We only ask for elbow-room</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Oom-pah, boom-pah, oom-pah boom!</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_033.jpg"
+ alt="OOM-PAH">
+ <p class="caption">OOM-PAH</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">MISTER BEERS</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">This is Mister Beers:</div>
+ <div class="verse indent4">And for forty-seven years</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">He’s been digging in his garden like a miner.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent4">He isn’t planting seeds</div>
+ <div class="verse indent4">Nor scratching up the weeds,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">He’s trying to bore a tunnel down to China.</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_035.jpg"
+ alt="MISTER BEERS">
+ <p class="caption">MISTER BEERS</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE PIRATE OF THE KITCHEN SINK</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">And who might this be, should you think?</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Why, the pirate of the kitchen sink!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">A dish-rag sail, a spoon for oar,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Could any captain wish for more?</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Aboard his racing coffee-pot</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">He roams an ocean steaming hot.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">No cup or saucer stays afloat</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">That dares to bump into his boat.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_037.jpg"
+ alt="KITCHEN SINK">
+ <p class="caption">THE PIRATE OF THE KITCHEN SINK</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE MILLINERY BIRD</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">A friendly Arctic Puffin asked</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">The Millinery Bird,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Aren’t the styles they’re wearing now</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“A little bit absurd?”</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Oh well,” sarcastically said</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">The other with a snigger,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“That will depend, my squatty friend,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“<em>Entirely</em> on your figure.”</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_039.jpg"
+ alt="THE MILLINERY BIRD">
+ <p class="caption">THE MILLINERY BIRD</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">MR. PARRY AND MRS. PRINGLE</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Said Mrs. Pringle to Mr. Parry,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Tell me why you never marry?”</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Said Mr. Parry to Mrs. Pringle,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Life is so much simpler single.”</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_041.jpg"
+ alt="PARRY AND PRINGLE">
+ <p class="caption">MR. PARRY AND MRS. PRINGLE</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">WEI HAI WO</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">A sage there was long, long ago,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">A mandarin named Wei Hai Wo,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And at his window all day long</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">He sat and softly hummed this song</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">“How silly, Lily, lackaday!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent4">“Deary daisy me!”</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"></div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Said young Sin Ching to Wei Hai Wo,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Please tell me why you sit there so?</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">I never chance this way to come</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">But that I always hear you hum,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">“How silly, Lily, lackaday!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent4">“Deary daisy me!”</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Well listen, friend,” said Wei Hai Wo,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“I love to watch the passing show,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“I take things easy, good and bad.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Why should I rush through life like mad?</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">“How silly, Lily, lackaday!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent4">“Deary, daisy me!”</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“If others wish to run about</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Then let them. But let me look out.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“I’ve found that peace, my good Sin Ching,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Is quite the most important thing.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“You see now why I sit and sing,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">“How silly, Lily, lackaday!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent4">“Deary, daisy me!”</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_045.jpg"
+ alt="WEI HAI WO">
+ <p class="caption">WEI HAI WO</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE VEGETABLE SCHOOL</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Teaching school is not so easy,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Be it big, or be it small,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">With a Spring term class made up of</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Vegetable scholars all.</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Make the turnips turn their toes out.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">See the pumpkins punctuate.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Have the parsnips parse correctly.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Let us, Lettuce, start at eight.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Lima Bean’s been most provoking.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Send him to the garden bed.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Artful artichoke, I see you</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Beating beet upon the head.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Spinach, spin your tops outside, please.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Take two sevenths from a whole.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Carrot, carry one and add, dear.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Cauliflower, call the roll.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_049.jpg"
+ alt="THE VEGETABLE SCHOOL">
+ <p class="caption">THE VEGETABLE SCHOOL</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE WAFFLE-KITE</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">This is the Waffle-Kite</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And oh, what an awful sight</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">He looks when he digs in the marsh with his beak.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Mud pies it’s fun to make</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">To set in the sun to bake</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">When you’ve got the right kind of face, so to speak.</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_053.jpg"
+ alt="THE WAFFLE-KITE">
+ <p class="caption">THE WAFFLE-KITE</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">CHRISTMAS DOUGH</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">For Christmas Day the Christmas dough</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Is kneaded high and kneaded low.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Punch it thick and thump it thin,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Flatten it out with a rolling-pin.</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">In the kitchen’s lots of fun</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">When Christmas pie and Christmas bun</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Are kneaded high and kneaded low</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">From lovely, squodgy, Christmas dough.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_055.jpg"
+ alt="CHRISTMAS DOUGH">
+ <p class="caption">CHRISTMAS DOUGH</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">LOOSE IN THE MIDDLE</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Hey diddle, diddle,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">I’m loose in the middle.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Why can’t I get on with myself?</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">It’s not my digestion—</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">That’s out of the question,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">’Cause I left it at home on the shelf.</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_057.jpg"
+ alt="LOOSE IN THE MIDDLE">
+ <p class="caption">LOOSE IN THE MIDDLE</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE BOTTICELLO</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">In Florence Signor Quaverello</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Would play the four-string botticello</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Every single Sunday night, ’tis said.</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Until his wife upstairs would bellow</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“You noisy, good-for-nothing fellow!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent6">“Hello!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent6">“Quaverello!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Put that thing away and come to bed!”</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_059.jpg"
+ alt="THE BOTTICELLO">
+ <p class="caption">THE BOTTICELLO</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE TOFFEE ANALYST</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Oh, I’m the Toffee Analyst</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">So learned and sophisticky;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">I’m making out a candy list,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">It’s going to be statisticky.”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_061.jpg"
+ alt="THE TOFFEE ANALYST">
+ <p class="caption">THE TOFFEE ANALYST</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">UP WRIGHT AND DOWN WRIGHT</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Long ago the Brothers Wright</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Were men of odd but great renown,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">As different as day and night,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">The neighbors called them Up and Down.</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Now Up Wright was devout and lean,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Proper, virtuous and prim.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Whenever he felt low or mean</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">He merely sighed or sang a hymn.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">A queerer pair was never made;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">For Down Wright, short and thick,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Who always called a spade a spade,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Loved to argue, fight and kick.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Yet through the ups and downs of life</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Through thick and thin, through good and ill,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">In spite of all their constant strife</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">The brothers lived together still.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_063.jpg"
+ alt="UP WRIGHT DOWN WRIGHT">
+ <p class="caption">UP WRIGHT AND DOWN WRIGHT</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE LEGEND OF THE SEA-SICK SEA-GULL</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Once there was a herring gull</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Who found the ocean very dull</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Said he, “I’m always sea-sick on the silly rolling sea.</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“I’ll go ashore and settle down</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">In some peaceful country town</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And wear my carpet-slippers when I drink my china tea.”</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_067.jpg"
+ alt="SEA-GULL">
+ <p class="caption">THE SEA-SICK SEA-GULL</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">JIM NAST OF PAWTUCKET</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Here’s little Jim Nast of Pawtucket</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Who slid down the stairs in a bucket.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">He has more understanding</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Since reaching the landing.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Just look at the hole where he struck it!</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_069.jpg"
+ alt="JIM NAST OF PAWTUCKET">
+ <p class="caption">JIM NAST OF PAWTUCKET</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">CLIPPETY CLOP!</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Clippety, snippety, clippety, clop!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">A pretty pernickety barber’s shop!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Walk up! Walk in and have a shave,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">A dry shampoo—a marcel wave,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Your whiskers trimmed in any style.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Come in, sit down and stay a while.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Soon the barber chimpanzees</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Will bow and smile and say, “Next please!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“We’re always busy—never stop.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Clippety, snippety, clippety, clop!”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_071.jpg"
+ alt="CLIPPETY CLOP">
+ <p class="caption">CLIPPETY CLOP!</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">PETROLEUM AND TURPENTINE</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Oh won’t you be my Valentine</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“This wintertime, sweet Turpentine?”</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“How can I be, Petroleum?</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“I’m promised to Linoleum.”</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_073.jpg"
+ alt="PETROLEUM AND TURPENTINE">
+ <p class="caption">PETROLEUM AND TURPENTINE</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE MILK AND HONEY HONEYMOON</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">The Milky Way was made for you,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">The Honey-Moon for me.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">If we could only mix the two</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">How happy we should be!</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">With a milk-and-honey honeymoon,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">You see, my charming wife,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">We’d only need a table-spoon</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And we’d be fixed for life.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_075.jpg"
+ alt="THE MILK AND HONEY HONEYMOON">
+ <p class="caption">THE MILK AND HONEY HONEYMOON</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">GIBBERISH</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Sing a song of gibberish,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">For this is rhyming day;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Hasty pudding, stirabout,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">A goulash roundelay.</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Sing a junket rigmarole,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">A shindig jamboree,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Catalogues or doggerels,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">They’re all the same to me.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_077.jpg"
+ alt="GIBBERISH">
+ <p class="caption">GIBBERISH</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">MRS. VAN DER HOOK</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">There was a little lady and</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">her name was Mrs. Van der Hook.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">She lived upon the main street of</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">the town of Amsterdam.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And when the neighbors told her it</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">was very rude to stand and look,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">All she ever answered was,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">“Well that’s the way I am.”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_079.jpg"
+ alt="MRS. VAN DER HOOK">
+ <p class="caption">MRS. VAN DER HOOK</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE RAT AND GUITAR</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">You’ve heard of the Cat and the Fiddle,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Well, I am the Rat and Guitar.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent4">I play by the moon</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Such a beautiful toon</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">The Cat goes on sleeping—Ha! Ha!</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_081.jpg"
+ alt="THE RAT AND THE GUITAR">
+ <p class="caption">THE RAT AND THE GUITAR</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">BETWIXT AND BETWEEN</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Betwixt and Between were two betwins,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Their father’s name was Twoddle.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">They’ve been alike as a pair of pins</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Since they could scarcely toddle.</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_083.jpg"
+ alt="BETWIXT AND BETWEEN">
+ <p class="caption">BETWIXT AND BETWEEN</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE KITCHEN KALENDAR</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Pastry and Bun day</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Ought to be Monday.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Then Irish Stews-day</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Falls on a Tuesday.</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Dine-out-with-friends day,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Let’s make that Wednesday.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Next, Apple-pie day</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Should always be Friday.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Sausage-in-batter day,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Put that down Saturday.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">But what about Sunday?</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Oh, take a rest one day.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_085.jpg"
+ alt="Kitchen scene">
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">THE HOUSEHOLD DRUDGE</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent2">The Household Drudge</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Was making fudge</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">In a great big china basin.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Alas! Alack!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">She turned her back</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And the poodle dipped his face in!</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_089.jpg"
+ alt="THE HOUSEHOLD DRUDGE">
+ <p class="caption">THE HOUSEHOLD DRUDGE</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">GOOD MORNING CORNUCOPIA</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent2">Good morning Cornucopia!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Your face looks even soapier</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Than when I met you walking yesterday.</div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent2">I know it, dear Symposium,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">My complexion got so rosium</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">I covered it with lather and I left it there to stay.</div>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_091.jpg"
+ alt="GOOD MORNING CORNUCOPIA">
+ <p class="caption">GOOD MORNING CORNUCOPIA</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</span></p>
+
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">GIMCRACK AND GEWGAW</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Gimcrack and Gewgaw</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Were riding a see-saw</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And Gewgaw was up in the air.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">There popped up a rabbit,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And Gim ran to grab it.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Said Gew, “Oh, that’s not playing fair!”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_093.jpg"
+ alt="GIMCRACK AND GEWGAW">
+ <p class="caption">GIMCRACK AND GEWGAW</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</span></p>
+<div class="chapter">
+<p class="center larger">LULU GUBRIOUS</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+ <div class="poetry">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Said Auntie Macassar to Miss Lulu Gubrious</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Isn’t the weather just simply salubrious?”</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Why, no,” answered Lulu, “I think it’s monotonous.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Just think if the rain should have gone and forgotten us!”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/i_095.jpg"
+ alt="LULU GUBRIOUS">
+ <p class="caption">LULU GUBRIOUS</p>
+</div><!--end figcenter-->
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div style='text-align:center'>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 75663 ***</div>
+</body>
+</html>
+
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